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The Western Slope’s Guide to Entertainment, Arts & News for July 2016
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MUST SEE shows when you’re in Las Vegas:
The Beatles LOVE, by Cirque du Soleil- Love Theater, Mirage.
Ongoing through August. An infusion of acrobatics, dance and
visual effects.
Rock of Ages- Rock of Ages Theatre, Rio. Set in 1987 in LA’s
infamous Sunset Strip, Rock of Ages brings a raucous mix of rock
tunes and explosive performances.
David Copperfield- MGM Grand. World renowned master
Magician never fails to wow his audience with mind boggling
illusions.
Donny & Marie- Flamingo. A family friendly show that
incorporates dancing, humor and plenty of their hit songs as well as
current chart toppers.
Jersey Boys- Paris Las Vegas. Tony Award winning musical that
tells the story of Frankie Valli and The Four Seasons.
This is a must see, as it is ending in September 2016.
Great, I just landed a Telluride Festival
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The GJSO’s Symphonic Pops concerts this season have a little something for everyone with A Broadway
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Grand Junction Symphony’s 1st
Annual Cornhole Tourney
Arguably the most widely-played
lawn game in the United States over
the last several years, cornhole has
found a place in Western Colorado
and the Grand Junction Symphony
Orchestra has taken note. On
Saturday, August 27th in Sherwood
Park, the GJSO will hold its first ever
team double-elimination cornhole
tournament. The tournament begins at
1pm with team check-in at 12:30pm
near the Sherwood Park picnic shelter
in the middle of the park.
Cornhole (sometimes known as
bean bag toss) has players take turns
throwing bean bags filled with corn at
a raised platform with a hole in the far
end. A bag in the hole scores 3 points,
while one on the platform scores 1
point. Play continues until a team or
player reaches a score of 21.
The entry fee for a team of 2 is $50
and there is a 64 team limit. Each
team will be guaranteed at least two
games. Cash prizes of $250, $150 and
$50 will be awarded to the 1st, 2nd
& 3rd Place teams. This is a BYOB
(Bring Your Own Beer) tournament.
Since it is being held in a city park,
no full strength beer or glass bottles
are allowed to be brought in. Only
3.2% cans. Food and drinks will be
available for purchase.
A raffle will also be conducted
throughout the tournament. Each
entry is $5 and prizes include t-shirts,
sweatshirts, hats, sunglasses, etc.
from Palisade Brewing, Ska Brewing
in Durango, Blue Moon, Miller
Brewing and Coors as well as concert
tickets and merchandise from the
Grand Junction Symphony Orchestra
and the Grand Junction Rockestra.
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deadline
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Wednesday, August 24th and
interested teams can register online at
www.gjso.org/event/cornhole2016,
by calling 970-243-6787 or visiting
the Grand Junction Symphony office
at 414 Main Street.
Annual Pottery
Sale Fundraiser
Kicks Off Sept. 2
T h e A r t C e n t e r ’s C e r a m i c s
De partment will stage its annual
pottery sale in the Ceramics studio
beginning Friday, Sept. 2.
This annual sale is a fundraiser
for the Ceramics studio complex and
raises funds for the acquisition and
maintenance of equipment and tools.
It also contributes funds for class and
workshop scholarships. This sale runs
through the month of September. Not
only is it a fantastic way to support
the ceramics department, but it’s also
an opportunity to find great deals on
hand-made ceramics made by Art
Center instructors and students.
Crafts Center (CBC), located at 1670
North Avenue in Grand Junction, is
proud to present the first ever Lego
Extravaganza showing at HHV.
Two veterans of the Vietnam Era,
Keith and Diana Reed, took up this
hobby in 2003. They soon fell in love
with the craft, and eventually found
themselves building Bionicles, Star
Wars, Technics, and more! With over
40 different finished models, this show
promises to please all ages!
The opening reception is on
Monday, August 8 from 3:30 – 5:30
p.m. The event is open to the public
and complimentary refreshments will
be served. The exhibit will showcase
several pieces that are remote control
operated, and only available to see at
the opening, or at the learning clinic
on Friday, September 2nd from 3:30
– 5:30 at HHV.
Help Hospitalized Veterans is the
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veterans and military service members receiving health care. Since 1971,
HHV has donated more than 29 million
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to recuperating veterans. For more
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services, please visit hhv.org. For more
information about this event, contact
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at (970) 424-0499.
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To say this summer has flown by is certainly an understatement. I’m still not
used to the new school schedule. I guess I’m lucky I’m out of school. However,
every day at the office it seems I get tested to learn new technology. We got
a new printer at the office that challenged my sanity for about two months. I
really was blown away at how many special settings I had to learn to get the
best quality out of this printer. Now that I think I have it dialed in, I’m having
a lot of fun printing out photos I’ve been taking of our back yard birds. I never
would have thought that birds could be so entertaining. They like to swoop in
every morning to wet their whistles in our pond.
The next few months should be very entertaining and painful as we have to
endure the home stretch of the presidential election. Unfortunately I’m hooked
on the news every night and follow all the breaking stories, which appear to
break about every ten minutes these days.
I think we are in for more surprises than any of us are prepared for. I just
hope that the folks that aren’t paying attention will wake sooner than later
before this country changes forever. I randomly poll people I bump into on
their opinion on the story of the day and at least 70% look at me and generally
say, they have no idea what I’m talking about. It can be quite alarming!
Try to be nice to your friends that don’t agree with you politically
this season. I know it be very challenging to say the least. Sometimes I
think that people that don’t agree with my politics are from a different
planet. I’m sure they feel the same way about me. It’s fascinating that
people that live in the same country can see things so differently. Let’s
just hope that when the votes are all counted, everyone can still manage
to get along at the next birthday party you bump into each other at.
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Life’s Just Peachy!
Yes Friends & Fans…
The Peaches are here!!
While there is an abundant amount
and variety of fruits and produce
grown around the Grand Valley and
Western Colorado, Palisade Peaches
always seem to be what people are
really waiting for… and they’re here!
Stop by and of the numerous
fruit stands along our highways and
byways and grab some that were
probably picked that morning.
Now when I moved out here over
15 years ago, I liked peaches, but
never really ‘got’ into them.. Yeah,
that’s changed! One of the first
contests I won with my cheesecakes
was the 2006 Palisade Peach Festival
Recipe Contest, with a Peach
Decadence Cheesecake.
One of the highlights in our summer
months is the Palisade Peach Festival,
The ‘Festival in the Park’ this year on
Friday & Saturday, August 19th &
20th, at Riverbend Park in Palisade.
I am very honored this year to be
one of the coordinators of one of
the highlights of the Peach Festival,
The ‘Peach Cuisine with Colorado
Chefs’ event. Some of the best chefs.
Cooks, culinary students, Stay-AtHome Mom/Chefs and this year,
even a young ‘chef’ who probably
has forgotten more than I know!
Some of the restaurants participating
this year are No Coast Sushi, Café
Sol, Warehouse 2565, Wine Country
Inn with chefs from The Colorado
Culinary Academy (the cooking
school at CMU/WCCC) and yes,
even from Decadence Gourmet. I
have seen the recipes they will be
demonstrating and even this jaded
‘cook from Jersey’ is amazed!
Te Chef demos run on the hour
on Friday, from 4 – 7 pm and on
Saturday, from 11 am – 6 pm, so
make sure to come on out, watch
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So this week’s recipe is one of that
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event and oh-so-tasty…. “Peach
Fondue! Yeah, you heard that right,
Peach Fondue… See, I have learned
since my moving here on how to use
our peaches!
And while we did mention these
last month, they deserve another
mention, The Farmer’s Markets
throughout The Grand Valley. You
want fresh produce, fruit and maybe
some great ways to use them? Try
talking to the folks who grow them!
Palisade Sunday Farmer’s Market
on Sundays, from 10 am – 2 pm,
starting on Sunday, June 14th, on
Tuesdays, we have a new market at
Cross Orchards, and The Orchard
Mesa Farmer’s Market at the Mesa
County Fairgrounds, The Redlands
Farmers Market on Wednesdays,
Thursdays you have the Downtown
Grand Junction Farmer’s Market and
Fruita has a great Farmer’s Market on
Saturdays.
Lee Mathis is the owner of
Decadence Gourmet (Cheesecakes,
Catering and more!) He can be
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Peach Fondue
Serves 8
1 lb. Peaches (Palisade preferred, of course)
¾ cup heavy cream
12 oz. White Chocolate
¼ c White Chocolate Liquor
½ tsp Vanilla
½ tsp Cayenne
Peel, pit and cut the peaches into chunks.
Sprinkle sprinkle the peach chunks with the cayenne.
Put into blender and puree.
Heat the heavy cream in a sauce pan until bubbles start to appear on the
side of the pan.
Add the vanilla and remove from heat.
Stir in white chocolate until melted.
Add peach puree and white chocolate liquor.
Serve with Meringue cookies, pound cake, pretzels or sliced fruit.
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mistake—after an extensive online
search to find a potentially interactive
presence. I don’t know if my message ever got to Nickelodeon; I never
received a response.
Getting your Word’s Worth
In the beginning was the Word.
Unfortunately, no one wrote it
down.
Thus it came to pass that a multitude of languages proliferated, when
God knows English alone would have
been trouble enough.
In latter days, phenomena called
television, talk radio and Facebook
flourished, providing self-proclaimed
communicators (and the rest of us)
an unprecedented audience for dispensing questionable logic, advancing biased arguments, manipulating
fuzzy statistics and maiming the
English language. When Twitter
came along, the Tower of Babel
was remembered as no more than an
ancient syntactical snit.
Also in those days, a lowly wordsmith lived, watching and listening.
His heart ached for his beloved
English, now muddied, crippled and
rendered senseless by its supposed
caretakers.
He asked me to speak for him; I’m
honored to do so. Here are the wordsmith’s current gripes:
Before his Top Ten Grammar/
Language Gripes, I have one of
my own. Sadly, here, the battle has
been lost already. The objectionable
word is “importantly,” as in “more
importantly, most importantly.”
People, PLEASE, there is NO “LY”
on important! I know because I tried
to use it in ninth grade, and a smart
teacher set me straight. Not every
adverb has an “ly.” The words “more
important” and “most important” are
already adverbial phrases—there is
NO “ly” needed on “important.”
However, as I said, it is already too
late. Most of us are doing it wrong.
But English is a living language, so
what gets the most play usually get
to stay.
1. “Et cetera, et cetera” Et cetera
is a Latin expression meaning “and
so forth and so on.” We use it to
keep from having to detail like items
with which most people are already
acquainted. One et cetera is enough!
Repetition voids its purpose, its effectiveness, its impact, etc.
2. “End Result” Result means
“outcome.” A result means that some
action is at an end. When you hear
someone say end result, ask that person to report also the middle result
and the beginning result. Perhaps
people could get away with net result,
but only accountants have any business talking that way.
4. “very unique, rather unique,
a little bit more unique” Unique
means “having no like or equal—different from all others.” Unique denies
and defies modification; something’s
either unique or it isn’t. If something
is unique, there can’t be a second
similar thing that’s uniquer or a third
that’s uniquest.
5 . “ t h e re , t h e i r, t h e y ’ re ”
Especially on Facebook, you’ll see
people screw these up. “There” is an
answer to “where?” “Their” means
“belonging to them.” “They’re” is
a contraction of “they are.” I saw a
t-shirt that succinctly highlighted the
differences in these words. It said,
“There. Their. They’re not the same.”
6. “then, than” Here again,
Facebook illustrates how daily usage
dumbs down our language. Come on,
people! Then refers to when something happens; than always lies
between two things being compared.
A while back, I read the packaging
for Sponge Bob Square Pants headphones my granddaughter got from
Nickelodeon, a company that supposedly champions learning. The text
on this mass-produced, thoroughly
edited (?!) copy used “then” when
“than” was right. I sent an irate email
to Nickelodeon pointing out the
7. “to, too, two” To is a preposition; too usually means “also;” two is
a number. Is at least one generation
of bad schooling to blame for this
confusion? I don’t know. I invented
a sentence that displays the difference
in a few words: “Two children are too
heavy to carry.”
8. “Closer scrutiny” Scrutiny
means “a critical examination, a
minute inquiry.” It indicates that, as
investigations go, scrutiny is as close
as you’re going to get. You may take
longer to scrutinize, but that is further
scrutiny, not closer scrutiny.
9. “some-odd” In her lilting, nasal
voice, a news-reader reported that
“fifty-some-odd” people were injured
in a bus-train accident. I thought,
“How odd were some of those people?” What the news-reader meant
was that a group of people numbering
between 50 and 60 sustained injuries.
She could have said, “fifty-some” or
“fifty-odd” people; although, if I were
among the injured, I’d appreciate her
giving the precise count, because I am
one, I am important, and I am injured!
In any case, some-odd is some odd
usage.
to callers with, “What’s good for the
goose is good for both genders,” and
“It’s always darkest before the light
at the end of the tunnel.” He would
then prattle blithely on in his unending mission to reiterate the obvious.
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10. Butchered clichés. Clichés are
as common as hair on an ape, and
communicators used to avoid them
like the plague. Actually, there’s
nothing wrong with clichés. They’ve
lasted because they carry kernels of
truth and are effective shorthand
for conveying ideas. Movie mogul
Samuel Goldwyn, baseball great Yogi
Berra, and “All in the Family” pater
familia Archie Bunker were prime
cliché butchers.
Sometimes, when even slightly altered, clichés impart askew,
new messages, as when a friend
once meant to say, “There’s something rotten in Denmark” but said
instead, “There’s something dismal
in Bismark.” He also once described
a dilemma he faced as “a two-pointed
sword.”
Years ago, a local talk radio host,
trying to be hip and profound, routinely mutilated clichés. He replied
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The wordsmith says that this man
was prime bureau-crap material,
because he so well represented the
media-crity passing for competence
among today’s information-mongers.
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Three Reasons Not to Vote for Trump
We are moving quickly toward the
presidential election of our lifetime,
the one that will most likely determine
the direction the country will take for
the rest of my life. The choice is fairly
clear, a self-made businessman, or a
lying political hack. America will
make a choice between a man who
took a mere million dollars and through
hard work turned it into ten billion, or a
woman who villainized other women
that her husband raped for her own
political gain. The choice is clear, but
I learned from my father that liberals
don’t have to clarify that choice.
They don’t have to look at Hillary
and explain the illegal server in the
bathroom, or the millions that foreign
powers paid The Clinton Foundation
so she would look the other way
while she was Secretary of State, or
the $250,000 speaking fees the banks
bribed her with to buy political clout
if she became President. No, what they
will do is find three reasons that they
can’t vote for Trump, regardless how
inane they are, and use them to justify
voting for the most dishonest politician
to ever emerge onto the political stage.
It’s a tried and true trick, used over
and over to justify voting for the lesser
candidate in any race. We all know
that many liberals are either inherently
dishonest or not too bright, so pinning
them down as to their voting logic is
impossible anyway. But this trick takes
away any reason for them to justify
voting for the woman who stood by as
Secretary of State and kept our military
from saving the lives of the brave
men in Benghazi, then concocted an
enormous lie to try and shift the blame
away from herself and lay it on some
schmuck that posted an online video.
Let’s don’t mention Benghazi, let’s talk
about whether some statement Donald
Trump made in 1985 may or may not
have been politically insensitive to
Jewish people.
They won’t look at Hillary and Bill’s
record of blatant abuse against women,
instead they’ll focus on something Mr.
Trump did in 1992 which may or may
not have been sexist. It’s a tried and true
political trick the liberals do whenever
they run the weaker candidate. They
never defend their own candidate, but
rather find a couple of reasons to not
vote for the conservative.
I’ve heard it over and over through
the years. I know Bill Clinton is a
sleaze ball and lied to the public when
he said he had never had sex with
Monica Lewinski when we have one
of her dresses with his semen on it,
but I can’t vote for the conservative
running against him because he’s
too conservative, or too religious. I
know Obama is destroying the country
and importing millions of Muslims
who will begin blowing themselves
and innocent Americans up in towns
around the country or beheading
Catholic priests, but I can’t vote for
Romney, because he’s a Mormon and
professes too much faith in God.
When the Democratic convention is
over, the national and local medial will
begin their attacks on Donald Trump.
There will be expose’ after expose’
on every business deal he’s ever
made, and they will dissect his family
with an evil surgeon’s precision, and
each trumped up charge and phony
revelation will give another liberal
one of the three reasons they need to
not vote for Trump. They can then
vote for Hillary and act like they are
making a decision from information
they now have, when in reality they
would vote for Satan himself if he were
the Democratic candidate.
It’s an interesting facet of being a
liberal, the ability to completely ignore
every fact that shows your candidate
is a crook while at the same time
latching onto any fragment of rumor
about the conservative candidate and
regurgitating it as truth. They will
ignore the email server in the bathroom
that was wiped clean by lawyers before
it was turned over as evidence. Forget
Benghazi and the people who died
there and the cover up that took place
afterwards. Disregard the scores of
women who have come forward and
testified under oath that Bill Clinton
sexually abused them. They won’t
talk about the millions dumped into
the Clinton Foundation by enemies
of the United States, or the $250,000
speaking fees insiders paid Hillary
for favors to be collected when she
becomes president. Instead, they’ll
look at Donald trump’s hair and decide
they can’t vote for him, or look down
on his beautiful wife’s education. Can
they locate a disgruntled businessman
who’s angry about any deal Donald
Trump has made in the last 30 years?
All it takes are any little reasons, and
then they can justify the decision
they’ve already made.
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Festival Preview
Del McCoury Band, The Milk Carton Kids
to headline SW Colorado music festival
The 21stAnnual Four Corners
Folk Festival will take place
September 2, 3 & 4 on Reservoir
Hill in beautiful Pagosa Springs,
Colorado. The event features live
performances
and
music
workshops from some of today’s
most popular touring bands in the
folk, bluegrass and Americana
music genres. This year’s stellar
lineup includes The Del McCoury
Band, The Milk Carton Kids,
Sara Watkins, the O’Connor
Band featuring Mark O’Connor,
Darrell Scott, The Black Lillies,
John Fullbright, Sierra Hull, The
East Pointers, The Lonely
Heartstring Band, Rose’s Pawn
Shop, Lindsay Lou & the
Flatbellys, Songs of the Fall,
Coral Creek and Trout Steak
Revival.
Music lovers get to enjoy close
up and intimate sets either under
the big tent (with seating for
1300 people) or spread out in the
lovely meadow and ponderosa
pine trees overlooking the San
Juan Mountains. People travel
from all over the U.S. to attend
what many fans of the event have
started to call The Bestival. The
attractions are many: the all-ages
music festival has something for
everyone, including beautiful
on-site camping in the forest;
free shows and activities for
children in the Four Corners Kids
Tent; late night unplugged sets at
the Ponderosa Pavilion; camp
jams of the highest caliber; a
selection of food vendors plus
beer and wine garden; a
O’Connor Band
merchandise vendor expo;
morning yoga on Saturday and
Sunday and music workshops
open to all festival-goers.
The Four Corners Folk Festival
is funded in part with a matching
grant from Colorado Creative
Industries. Children 12 and under
receive free admission when
accompanied by a paying adult.
A free app is available for Apple
and Android products; search
“FolkWest” in your app store.
Additional information, including
performance schedule, ticket
prices, camping info, etc. is
available online at www.
folkwest.com or by calling 877472-4672.
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Durango Event Calendar
Aug 10-14 La Plata County Fair
La Plata County Fairgrounds
Aug 18-21 Durango Bike Shops
Bicycle Shop
949 Main Ave
(970) 247-4066
Sept 1 First Thursdays Art Walk
Durango Cyclery
143 E 13th St
(970) 247-0747
5-7pm
durangoarts.org
Pedal The Peak
598 Main Ave
(970) 259-6880
Sept 3 Railfest
Durango Wine and Rails
durangotrain.com
Velorution Cycles
877 E 3rd St #2
(970) 259-1975
durangotrain.com
Aug 20 Sept 4 Tour de Farms
a bike tour to area farms
thegardenprojectswcolorado.org
Durango Brew Train
Aug 21-22 Sept 17-18 durangotrain.com
durangoarts.org
Durango Blues Train
durangotrain.com
Second Avenue Sports
640 E 2nd Ave
(970) 247-4511
Autumn Arts Festival
Aug 27 Sept 19-20 Buckley Park
sanjuanbrewfest.com
Main Ave.
San Juan Brewfest
San Juan Cycles
48 Co Rd 250 #1
(970) 259-6014
Durango, Colorado Fun Facts
• Purgatory at Durango Mountain
Resort was voted as having the best “Ski
Weather in America” more than 10 times
by SKI Magazine
• The Animas is one of the last
free-flowing rivers in the entire Western
United States.
• There is a two-mile stretch on the
Animas River that is “gold medal”
water. “Gold Medal” water has the
highest quality of fishing for large trout.
Lures and flies only are allowed on this
stretch of water.
• Average yearly peak flows are measured in Durango at around 5,000 cubic
feet per second. During years of high
runoff, the volume reaches 7,000 cubic
feet per second.
• The Strater Hotel, Durango’s
elegant landmark was built in 1887.
Celebrated 125 years in 2012!
Durango Oktoberfest Sept 26-27 Aug 31 Fall Photographer’s Train
True West Rodeo
La Plata County Fairgrounds
durangotrain.com
Sept 30-Oct 2 Durango Cowboy Poetry
Gathering
durangocowboygathering.org
www.durango.org
8th Ave. Tavern 509 E 8th Ave
(970) 259-8801
Balcony Bar & Grill 600 Main Ave
(970) 422-8008
Brew Pub & Kitchen 117 W College Dr
(970) 259-5959
Carver Brewing Co 1022 Main Ave
(970) 259-2545
Colorado Pongas 121 W 8th St,
(970) 382-8554
Cyprus Café
725 East 2nd Avenue
(970) 385-6884
Jeff Solon & Friends
on Wednesdays
Lady Falconburgh’s
Alehouse & Kitchen 640 Main Ave
(970) 382-9664
Derailed Pour House 725 Main St,
(970) 247-5440
Diamond Belle Saloon
(located in the Strater Hotel)
699 Main Avenue
(970) 375-7150
Mon-Sat 5:30-11pm
Break: 7pm-8pm
Summer: Ragtime Piano
Digs Restaurant and Bar 125 Mercado St
(970) 259-2344
El Moro 945 Main Ave
(970) 259-5555
Eno Wine Bar & Coffee Cafe 723 E 2nd Ave
(970) 385-0105
Main Event
Sports Bar & Grill 42 Co Rd 250 #400
(970) 764-4230
Irish Embassy Pub
900 Main Avenue
(970) 403- 1200
Aug 18 • Open Mic
Stand Up Comedy
Moes Starlite Lounge 937 Main Ave,
(970) 259-9018
Jean Pierre Bakery & Wine
601 Main Ave
(970) 247-7700
Joel’s Bar 119 W 8th St
(970) 903-7336
Olde Tymers Cafe 1000 Main Ave,
(970) 259-2990
Ore House 147 E College Dr,
(970) 247-5707
Orio’s Roadhouse 652 Main Ave
(970) 259-6120
Sporting News Grill 21636 US-160
(970) 385-6387
Steamworks Brewing
Company
801 East 2nd Avenue
(970) 259-9200
Quiet Lady Tavern At Palace 505 Main Ave,
(970) 247-2018
Wild Horse Saloon 601 E 2nd Ave, D
(970) 375-2568
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PEACH JAM STAGE
12:30 PM – 2:00 PM – Gerry
Goodman Band
2:30 PM – 4:00 PM – Tuck & Roll
4:45 PM – 6:30 PM – Stray Grass
7:00 PM – 9:00 PM – LPB Band
5th Annual
Palisade Bulldog Classic
Palisade High School is hosting
the 5th annual Palisade Bulldog
Classic at Chipeta Golf Course on
August 13, 2016 at 8am. They are
seeking teams to compete, hole sponsorship or gift donors to help make
this another success for the 2016
boys and girls golf teams. Any help is
highly appreciated.
There are four ways to help:
*Form a four person team (cost is
$300 and includes green fee, cart and
lunch)
*Sponsor a team
*Sponsor a hole ($100)
*Donate prizes to be awarded to
players
Your company will receive recognition in the form of signs at the
holes.
Contact Angie Ingalls at (970)
314-7877 for more information.
Palisade Peach
Festival Schedule
Thursday, August 4th
7:00 PM – Peach Night With the
Rockies – 7:00pm
5:30 PM – FREE Ice Cream Social &
Street Dance Downtown Plaza
6:30 PM – Peach Queen & Court
Crowned by Jake Jabs
Friday, August 19th
10:00 AM – 4:00 PM – Orchard
Farm Tours
3:00 PM – 10:00 PM – Peach Festival
in Riverbend Park
PEACH JAM STAGE
3:30 PM – 5:00 PM – Colin Reese
6:00 PM – 7:30 PM – Jack & Jill
8:00 PM – 10:00 PM – Vintage
PEACH CUISINE WITH
CO CHEF DEMO TENT
4:00 PM – Kristin Seltzer WCCC
Culinary Student
5:00 PM – Chef Jon St Peter WCCC
Culinary Instructor
6:00 PM – Ganic Grub
4:30 PM – Kids Peach Eating
Contest
6:30 PM – Adult Peach Eating contest
6:00 PM – 9:30 PM – Feast in the
Field at Suncrest Orchards with
Andrew Fox of Kessler Canyon
Saturday, August 20th
7:00 AM – Palisade Lions Club
Pancake Breakfast Memorial Park
7:30 AM – Peach 5K Run at MT
Garfield Middle School
9:00 AM – Peach Festival Parade,
“The Next Generation”
10:00 AM – 4:00 PM – Orchard
Farm Tour
11:00 AM – 12:00 PM – Recipe
Contest sample sales Community
Center
10:00 AM – 8:00 PM – Peach
Festival in Riverbend Park
PEACH CUISINE WITH
CO CHEFS TENT
11:00 AM – No Coast Sushi
12:00 PM – Dave Kassera, Wine
Country Inn
1:00 PM – Lyle Shaw, Warehouse
2565
2:00 PM – Cole Householder &
Kimla
3:00 PM – Katrina Zerbe
4:00 PM – Nick Santos, Café Sol
5:00 PM – Karl Stevens, Community
Hospital Café
12:30 PM – Kids Peach Eating
Contest
4:00 PM – Guns vs Hoses Tug of War
4:30 PM – Adult Peach Eating
Contest
6:00 PM – 9:30 PM – Feast in the
Field at Suncrest Orchard Alpacas
with Chris Ladue, Enzo’s Trattoria
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Orchard Farm Tours
Lions Club Pancake Breakfast
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Peach Recipe Contest
Live Music on Peach Jam Stage
Peach Cuisine with Local Chefs
Jake’s Jungle for kids, Peaches, food, cra�s and rides
Friday Night Feast in the Field with Andrew Fox, Kessler Canyon
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Sunday Farmer’s Market
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Bill
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Engvall at TheAvalon
Bill Engvall is returning to Grand Junction for some good
old fashioned family comedy!
Here’s Your Sign!” Comedian Bill Engvall will be performing
two shows at the Avalon Theatre (a matinée and evening show
are scheduled) on Sunday, August 28th. This is an all age show.
Tickets are priced between $44-$54. Doors open one hour prior
to show time.
Actor/Comedian
The thing that makes any entertainer successful is the ability
to connect with an audience. It’s the quality of sharing the humor
in everyday situations that has made Bill Engvall one of the top
comedians today and among the busiest. Bill will voice an animated character in a new show for CMT currently titled “Bounty
Hunters”, which will begin airing in the summer of 2013.
Bill has hosted numerous television shows including the game
show LINGO for GSN, Country Fried Videos and Mobile Home
Disasters, for CMT as well as several award shows. He had a 3
episode arc on the TNT show Hawthorne, narrated a documentary for the Speed Channel on Darrel Waltrip and starred in the
Hallmark Channel movie Kiss at Pine Lake.
Bill starred in and executive produced his own self-titled sitcom
for TBS, which ran for three seasons. He was one of the stars of
the sketch comedy show, Blue Collar TV, on the WB network. In
2008 Bill starred in Bait Shop which co-starred Billy Ray Cyrus
and had its world premiere on the USA Network.
A star of the big screen as well, Bill has appeared in several
films including Strawberry Wine with Christina Ricci and , Bed
and Breakfast with Dean Cain, as well Delta Farce.
Bill was part of the enormously successful Blue Collar Comedy
concert films, which have sold more than 9 million units and are
some of the most watched movies and special in Comedy Central
history. The soundtrack for Blue Collar Comedy Tour- One For
The Road (Warner Bros./Jack Records) was also nominated for
a Grammy Award.
Along with his Blue Collar movies, Bill has several solo specials
which aired on Comedy Central including Aged and Confused (
2009), Live (2004 (certified multiplatinum). He recently reunited
with Jeff Foxworthy and Larry the Cable Guy on the “Them Idiots
Whirled Tour”, which was filmed as a special for CMT and aired
Theatre
in March of 2012. 15° Off Cool ( 2007) and Here’s Your Sign.
Bill’s first album, HERE’S YOUR SIGN (Warner Bros. May
‘96), has been certified platinum and held the #1 position on the
Billboard Comedy Chart for 15 straight weeks. went on to peak
at #5 on Billboard’s Current Country Album Chart and reached
the Top 50 on Billboard’s Top 200 Album Chart. The single of the
same name was ranked #1 on Billboard’s Country Singles Sales
Chart for ten weeks, reached the Top 30 on the Billboard’s Singles
Sales Chart, and achieved Gold status, which is not a common
occurrence in the comedy market. 1997, Engvall won the “Best
Selling Comedy album” award at the annual NARM convention,
outselling albums by Chris Rock and Adam Sandler.
Bill’s second CD, DORKFISH (Warner Bros., October ’98), was
certified gold (500,000 copies), and had the honor of being ranked
#1 on Billboard’s Comedy Chart, surpassing Jerry Seinfeld’s
album. All of his following comedy album releases debuted at
#1 on the Billboard Comedy Chart, including 15° Off Cool and
Aged and Confused.
Bill has written several books, including his autobiography Bill Engvall –Just A Guy from St. Martin’s Press
on May 15, 2007.
A native of Galveston, Texas, Bill moved to Dallas and
was working as a disc jockey with plans of becoming of
a teacher. While in a nightclub one evening, Bill decided
to try his hand at stand-up comedy and quickly found
that making people laugh was truly his forte. Soon after,
he decided to move to Los Angeles to pursue television
opportunities. First there was a Showtime special, A Pair
of Joker’s with Rosie O’Donnell, followed by hosting
A&E’s Evening at the Improv and appearances on both The
Tonight Show and the Late Show with David Letterman.
In 1992, Bill won the American Comedy Award for “Best
Male Stand-up Comedian.” After appearing in episodes
of “Designing Women,” Bill went on to portray Buck
Overton on the ABC sitcom, Delta” starring Delta Burke.
Bill also starred in the NBC series, The Jeff Foxworthy
Show, where he played Jeff’s best friend.
Buy your tickets online at
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or call 970-812-1292
From the mouth of Bill Engvall…..
On hot dogs- That’s why they’re man’s
best friend. ‘Cause guys want buddies
that are dumber than they are. So do
women, but they’ve already got men
On skiing- I hit two trees and fell down a
ditch. And that was just walking from
the lodge.
On marriage- My wife and I had an
argument last week that was so stupid,
that it bears repeating. My wife collects
twist ties...welcome to my world.
On trampolines- I discovered two very
important facts that day - Number one:
The springs will pull the hair out of your
legs, and Number two: the dog doesn’t
like to bounce.
(Courtesy of funnycomedianquotes.com)
Bill Engvall Reviews:
“Bill Engvall has since spent decades
mastering the art of approachable affability,
the kind of humor that allows folks to
imagine they might be that witty at parties
spinning embellished tales of real life. It’s
an easygoing, Southern storytelling style in
which a two-minute encounter prevaricates
into a 10-minute routine. Might as well be
sitting down on a back porch with all his
buddies gathered around.” – Amy Martin
of the Theater Jones
“Having been married 30 years, Engvall
has a wealth of relationship issues to work
from and it was obvious that he hit the
“been there, done that” nail on the head
regularly for many of those in attendance.
He warned parents that having their kids
leave home isn’t all its cracked up to be —
“The empty nest looked good on paper
until you realize it’s just you and your wife
left in the big house.” – Jeff DeDekker of
the LeaderPost
(Courtesy of concerttour.net)
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Calendar of events
For what should be the most up-todate listing of Valley events, go online
to visitgrandjunction.com/events.
for info.)
8/2
One Day Dino Digs- Dinosaur
Journey Museum, Fruita 242-0971
(ongoing through August- call for
info.)
Western Co. Weaponry, Tools
of Survival & Conflict, A Museum
Exhibit- Museum of the West 2420971 (ongoing through August- call
for info.)
8/4
Movies at the Avalon, Hunt for
The Wilder People, Avalon Theatre,
263-5700
8/5
Movies Under the Stars:
National Treasure, 16400 DS Road,
Glade Park
Lincoln Park Luau at the Pool,
Lincoln Park Pool, 8-10pm, 2543866
Back to School Splash at the
Pool, Lincoln Park Pool, 7:30pm,
254-3866
First Friday Art Reception,
Western Colorado Center for the Arts,
6:30pm, 243-7337
Live in the Vines Concert Series,
August
8/1
FREE Admission Day- Colorado
State Parks
The Two of Us: James Surls
& Charmaine LockeWestern
Colorado Center for the Arts. 2437337 (ongoing through August- call
Grand Junction Rockies
Schedule (milb.com)
Home Games
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8/11
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8/19
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Bicycle Annie Rock • Local
Tyler Imbrey Americana • Denver
Faces West
Tuesday
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Rock/Funk/Blues • Denver
8/20
8/21
8/26
Gerry Goodman Rock • Local
Clusterpluck • Bluegrass • St. Louis
Tiffany Christoper
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Open Mic
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Gerry Goodman, 7pm, Wine Country
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The
Dumb
Waiterfilm
screening, Lincoln Park Barn, 7pm,
778-0710
8/6
Hear it Through the Grapevine
Concert Series, Hazel Miller Band,
Grande River Vineyards, 464-5867
The
Dumb
Waiterfilm
screening, Lincoln Park Barn, 7pm,
778-0710
Cops n Cars- Car Show, Benefit
for the Special Olympics, 9-3pm,
Fruita Monument High School, 8582250
Grand Junction Horse Show,
Mesa County Fairgrounds, 8am, Free
to the public, 255-7100
Live Music on the LawnZolopht, Edgewater Brewery, 2433659
Book Signing with Heather
Zimmer: Author of Mind Games,
2-4pm, Barnes & Noble Booksellers,
2451 Patterson Rd. 243-5113
8/8
Lego
Extravaganza,
HHV
community Arts and Crafts Center,
1670 North Ave., 424-0499
8/9
Dinner and a Movie- X Men:
Apocalypse, Avalon Theatre, 2635700
8/11
Ice Cream Social, hosted by
Friendship Force of Western
Colorado, 6:15pm, 787 N. Sedona
Ct., 260-4653
Moors & McCumberin the
KAFM Radio Room, 1310 Ute
Avenue, 241-8801
8/12
Movies Under the Stars: Yogi
Bear, 16400 DS Road, Glade Park
CO Hempfest, The Lynn Property,
57510 Highway 330, 487-3318
8/13
Dance For Young and Old, 7pm,
550 Ouray Avenue, 858-7825
Lands End Hill Climb, Lands
End Road, (303) 842- 0825
Tour of the Valley, Canyonview
Medical Plaza, 256-6222
Boston’s Softball Tournament,
Canyonview Park, 254-3866
Radio Daze at Edgewater
Brewery, Edgewater Brewery, 3pm,
241-8801
Home Holistic Health and
Beauty Expo, 9-4pm, Two Rivers
Convention Center, 363-6535
CO Hempfest, The Lynn Property,
Ongoing Weekly Community Events:
Sundays- Palisade Farmers Market- Downtown Palisade. 10-2.
Tuesdays- Rimrock Rodeo- Rimrock Adventures Arena, Fruita. 260-9287
Thursdays- Farmers Market- Downtown Grand Junction. 245-9697
Fridays- Adult Hockey Friday Nights- Glacier Ice Arena. 242-7465
Saturdays- Fruita Farmer’s Market- Fruita Civic Center lawn. 858-3894
57510 Highway 330, 487-3318
Hear it Through the Grapevine
Concert Series, The Doug Simons
Band, Grande River Vineyards, 4645867
Fruita Bike Rodeo, Fruita
Community Center, 858-0360
Book Signing with Curtis
Martin: Author of Ephemeral
Bounty, 2-4pm, Barnes & Noble
Booksellers, 2451 Patterson Rd. 2435113
8/14
Boston’s Softball Tournament,
Canyonview Park, 254-3866
8/16
Jazz Among the Grapevines
Series: Bryan Savage, Two Rivers
Winery & Chateau, 260-1628
Dinner and a Movie- How to
Marry A Millionaire,
Avalon
Theatre, 263-5700
8/18
Ice Cream Social- Palisade,
Downtown Palisade, 464-5602
8/19
Palisade
Peach
Festival,
Riverbend Park, Palisade
Movies Under the Stars: Ever
After, 16400 DS Road, Glade Park
Royce-Hurst Party for Paws
Fundraiser, Double Tree Hotel, 4347337
8/20
Palisade
Peach
Festival,
Riverbend Park, Palisade
Western Colorado 14th Annual
Senior Games, Lincoln Park Track,
254-3866
FREE GJ Rockestra Concert,
CMU Quad, 243-6787
LEGO Build Event, 4pm, Barnes
& Noble Booksellers, 2451 Patterson
Rd. 243-5113
8/25
Be Our Guest, Colorado National
Monument, FREE days
8/26
Monument, FREE days
8//27
An Evening Under The Stars,
6:30pm, Sherwood Park
Dance For Young and Old, 7pm,
550 Ouray Avenue, 858-7825
Monument, FREE days
8/28
Monument, FREE days
Western Slope Neighboring
Events:
Glenwood:
***Downtown Farmers Market***
Every Wednesday night through
September 10am-3pm @ 4th Street
Plaza & Park
8/5- First Friday Art Walk,
5:00pm, Downtown Main Street
(street closure)
8/13- Meeting on the Page:
A Festival of Fun, Food and
Plays, 4:30 PM, 77 Meadowood
Dr. (970) 633-0731 http://web.
glenwoodchamber.com
8/13- Kiwanis Pancake
Breakfast, 7am, 9th & Grand, (970)
945-2345
8/14- Summer Park Concert
Series, 4-7pm, Sopris Park Gazebo,
(970) 379-3625
8/26- Cowboy Up Carbondale,
5-10pm, 4th Street Plaza & Park,
(970) 948-6604
8/20-8/27- Music on the
Mountain, 4-5pm, 1000 Two Rivers
Plaza Rd., (970)-945-4228
Carbondale:
**Live music at Steve’s Guitars,
19 N. 4th Street, Carbondale:
8/5 – The Haymarket Squares
8/6 – Megan Burtt
8/9 – Colin Lake Band TBC
8/12 – The Special Consensus
Bluegrass Band
8/18 – The Appleseed Collective
8/19 – Cactopus
8/20 – Valley Queen
8/25 – Tony Furtado
8/27 – Dana Louise & the
Glorious Birds TBC
8/28 – Sweetwater String Band
8/30 – The Honey Dewdrops
8/14 – Second Sunday in Sopris
Park with Opening Act “Famous
October” at 3pm and Holden
Wofford & the Hi-Beams at 4pm –
Special Kids Program with Librarian
Sue & Friends at 2pm.
Aspen:
Downtown Aspen Saturday
Market • Every Saturday through
August Corner of Galena &
Hopkins. Offers Colorado grown
produce, crafts, live music & a food
court.
Aspen Bluegrass Sundays
Every Sunday through August On
top of Aspen Mountain, features
top bluegrass musicians from
around Colorado. The free openair concerts are held from noon
to 3 pm on Sundays just outside the
Sundeck.
8/2, 8/16 & 8/17- Jonathan Biss
Plays Beethoven Piano Sonatas
I0pm,
Harris Concert Hall, https://
www.aspenmusicfestival.com (970)
925-9042
8/13- 25th Annual Ducky Derby,
11:00 a.m., “Duck Drop” at 2:10
p.m., Rio Grande Park, Free, (970)
309-9753
8/20- Theatre Aspen Presents:
Mamma Mia (closing night), Hurst
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Festival Preview
By Jeffrey Inks
Everywhere you go in the state of Colorado you can
find an array of themed outdoor events or festivals to
attend. De Beque, Colorado is no exception with their
annual Wild Horse Days. Festival fans likely never
consider how much planning goes into putting these
type of events on. I wanted to take a moment to check
in with Marge Mackey who is one of the many people
who works behind the scenes each year to make sure
that Wild Horse Days delivers 4 fun filled days for
locals and visitors.
Name: Marge Mackey, Director De Beque Recreation
Age: Old enough to know better
Occupation: Director De Beque Recreation
Hobbies: Time with family, Volleyball, Fishing, Music, Organics
Family: Husband, Son, Daughter-in-law and two Grand Children (Girl 4 and boy 19 months)
Favorite Restaurant: Noodles & Company
Goals: Splash Pad park in the Town of De Beque
When did The Wild Horse
Days Festival begin? 1999 with
the Wild Horse Council. Then
in 2014 the Town of De Beque
took it over when the Wild
Horse Council dissolved.
What is your favorite part
of being involved in the planning of the festival? The end
result and watching the enjoyment it brings to those in the
community and surrounding
areas.
Since De Beque is such a
small community, what percentage of residents do you
think attend the festival? 70-80 % it also brings back those who once lived in the community.
Have you added anything new this year to the festival? Different activities for the kids and
layout, Wine Tasting Booth, School groups hosting breakfasts, PTA tried doing a 5K Color Run but
unfortunately did not get the registrations due to a big race in the Mountains. De Beque Wild Horse Days 2014 August 11–14
August 11–14, 2016
Little Miss De Beque Contest@ De Beque School 7 p.m.
Lip Sync Contest 8 p.m. De Beque School
Friday, August 12th
Talent Show @ De Beque School 6:00 p.m.
Live Music – SPAGHETTI WESTERN @ Gazebo 7-11p.m.
Food Booth Beer Garden Sponsored by
Parents of D.B.H.S.Boys Basketball
Saturday, August 13th
D.B.H.S. Drama Club Breakfast/Quilt Sale 7:30 – 9:30 a.m.
@ Community Center. Drawing held Sunday 9:30 a.m.
Quilt Show All Day @ Community Center
Vendors, 4-H Carnival games, Mustang Display & JD the DJ
Parade 9:30 a.m. Registration 8:30 a.m. @ De Beque School
Dynamite Shoot (Bring your own ammo! Prizes!
Registration starts at 9 a.m. behind De Beque Cemetary.
Fee $10.00, Kids 14 & Under Free.
Must have hunters safety card) Shoot from 10-2:30 p.m.
Car Show Registration 8 a.m. (includes burnout @ 6:30 p.m.)
Dessert/Salsa/Chili Contest (Entries in by 10 a.m. Comm. Center)
Mud Runs 2:30 p.m. (Registration starts at 11 a.m. Fee $25)
Wooden Nickel Band 11:30a.m.-2:30 p.m.
Destinee & the Sink Creek Band 3-6 p.m.
DB Fire Dept. Water Target/Safety Trailer 12-4 p.m. Minter Ave.
De Beque Fire Department Touch a Truck 12-2 p.m. on Minter Ave.
GVFPD Climbing Wall 12- 4 p.m. Intersection of 4th & Minter Ave
Water Slide, Bump n Jump/Laser Tag
Fundraiser for Ruth Novinger
Ice Cream Social 6 p.m.
De Beque’s Wild Horse Days runs Thursday, August 11 through Sunday,
August 14 in the town and environs of De Beque. It kicks off with the Little Miss
De Beque Contest August 11 at the De Beque school, 7pm.
On Friday, August 12, take part in the Talent Show held at De Beque School
at 6pm, followed up with live music from 7-11pm by Spaghetti Western at The
Gazebo. Kick back, enjoy the concert while grabbing a cold one in the Beer
Garden.
Saturday, Auguast 13, is packed with fun for the entire family, including a Quilt
Show & Sale, Dynamite Shoot, 4-H Carnival Games, Parade, Car Show, Dessert/
Salsa/Chili Contest, Mud Runs, Climbing Wall, Water slide, bump n Jump, laser
tag, Ice Cream Social, live music all day and night with The Wooden Nickel
Band, Destinee & The Sink Creek Band & Lever Action finishing the evening
off from 7-11p.
On Sunday, August 14, enjoy breakfast hosted by the De Beque High School
Basketball team Breakfast, 7:30 -9am at the Community Center, and the
Community Church Service
at 10am at the Gazebo.
Finish up your weekend
with 2 hours of bingo at the
Community Center from
2-4pm.
For more information
on De Beque’s Wild Horse
Days, call: 970-283-5475
x105.
Street Dance and Music by “Lever Action” 7 – 11 p.m.
Beer Garden Sponsored by Parents of D.B.H.S.Boys Basketball
Sunday, August 14th
D.B.H.S.Girls Basketball Breakfast
7:30 -9:30 a.m. @ Comm. Center
Community Church Service 10:00 a.m. @ Gazebo
Bingo 2-4 p.m. @ Comm. Center with PRIZES!
Call: 970-283-5475 x 105
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Email your group’s recurring events,
meetings, classes, etc., . Send to:
jeff@yvsource.com. Please include
name of event or group, date and time,
brief description and contact phone
number.
American Legion meetings—All
eligible veterans welcome:
#37 GJ, 2nd Saturday/mo, 10am,
VFW Post #3981, 503.5 Florence Rd.
Dark: July-August. 216-9111.
#50 Palisade, 3rd Thursday/mo,
Veterans’ Bldg., Palisade. Dark: JuneAugust. 434-9677.
#200 GJ, 3rd Tuesday/mo, 5pm
social, 6pm meeting, Starvin’ Arvin’s,
Peachtree Center, Clifton. 314-6623.
#2006 Fruita, 2nd Saturday/mo, 9am,
Fruita Civic Center, 325 E. Aspen.
241-9101.
#2009 GJ, 2nd Monday/mo, 6:30pm,
Bellco Credit Union, Hwy. 6&50.
241-9101.
American Legion Riders, 3rd
Tuesday/mo, 5pm. 314-6623.
Astronomy Club (Western CO),
7pm, 1st Tuesday/mo, Wubben
Science Hall, #196. 242-1351.
Ballroom Dancing, 1-4pm Sundays,
8-11pm Thursdays, 8-10pm
Saturdays, GJ Senior Center, 550
Ouray. 243-7408.
Blue Dots Rod & Custom Car
Club, 2nd Monday/mo, 7pm. Call for
location: 464-9377.
Bookcliff Duplicate Bridge Club
(ACBL sanctioned) welcomes new
players. Games 1pm Tues, Wed, Fri;
7:30pm Thurs, 2923 North Ave., #5.
243-7874.
Botanical Gardens hosts “Bucks
Day” 1st Friday/mo. Admission $1,
641 Struthers. 245-3288.
Brush & Palette Club, 1pm, 3rd
Thursday/mo, Art Center, 1803 N.
Seventh. 243-7361.
Cars ’n Coffee Auto Enthusiasts,
8-10am Saturdays, Spoons Bistro &
Bakery, 3090 N. Twelfth (Hospice).
462-6762.
Call-A-Lawyer Night, FREE legal
advice by local Bar Assn. attorneys,
7-9pm, 3rd Thursday in Jan, Mar,
May, Jul, Sep, Nov. Call: 256-4001.
Chatfield Country Kickers Square
dancing, 1st & 3rd Saturdays, VFW
#3981 Hall, 503.5 Florence Rd, Plus
7pm, Mainstream 8-9pm, Pat &
Wanda McBride. 434-3543.
Clay Arts Guild, 1st Thursday/mo.
523-5805.
Clifton Lions Club, 7pm, 2nd & 4th
Thursday/mo, Clifton Community
Center, 126 Second, Clifton. 2608895.
CO Desert Herb Society, 6:30pm,
2nd Monday/mo, Botanical Gardens,
655 Struthers. 241-1065, 245-6159.
Collbran Book Club, 7pm, 1st
Wednesday/mo, Collbran Library, 111
Main. 487-3545.
Christian Women’s Network,
12:15pm, 2nd Thursday/mo, Clarion
Hotel, Horizon Dr. Reservations:
858-7120.
Crossroads Squares Square
Dancing, Mondays, 7-9pm,
Crossroads Methodist Church, 30 &
F, Darryl & Dixie Dye. 434-3662 or
970-985-8125.
Eagles—see Fraternal Order of
Eagles.
Edgewater Brewing Company, 905
Struthers, hosts free brewery tours
every Saturday/Sunday at 11:30am
and 4pm. 243-3659.
Embroidery Guild, 9am, 1st
Tuesday/mo, First Presbyterian
Church, 3940 27.5 Rd. 257-9394.
Embroidery Guild, 7-9pm,
2nd Wednesday/mo, Vintage 70
Clubhouse, 27 & G Rds. 257-9394.
Family Storytimes with
Spellbinders, 10am & 7pm, Tues,
Wed, Thurs, Central Library, 530
Grand. 241-4726.
Fantasy Book Club, 6:30pm, 2nd
Tuesday/mo, Central Library 550
Grand. All ages welcome. 241-4807.
“Foods for Thought,”1st & 3rd
Monday/mo, recipes w/nutritional
facts, food-tastings, Fruita Senior
Center, 324 N. Coulson, 858-0360.
Fraternal Order of Eagles #595
Bingo, Mondays, 1pm, Gold Mine
Bingo, 511 28.25 Road. 208-4626.
Friendship Force International, all
welcome 2nd Thursday/mo, 6:30pm,
Community Hospital Lower Level
Conference Room, thefriendshipforce.
org.
Fruita Community Center Senior
Activities, meet at Fruita Senior
Center, 324 N. Coulson, Fruita.
858-0360:
Game Night: 1st & 3rd Tuesday of
month, 5pm.
Walking Club: 1st & 3rd Friday of
month, 8am.
Food for Thought food classes: 1st
& 3rd Monday of month, 2-4pm.
Social Night: 2nd & 4th Friday each
month, 5:30pm ($4 at door—sign up
at front desk by Thursday before).
Bunco: Bring wrapped White
Elephant gift and a smile, every 3rd
Thursday, 1pm.
Pinochle & Pool: Tuesdays &
Fridays, 10am.
Fruita Fossils Hiking Club: 2nd &
4th Fridays, 7:30am. $5 each or $20
punch card for 5 hikes.
Gold Wing Road Riders Assn, CO
Chap. B, 8am, 1st Saturday/mo,
Golden Corral. 10am impromptu
rides. 242-6634, 243-3325.
Grand Mesa Chorus (Sweet
Adelines) rehearses Tuesdays 6:309:15pm, Redlands United Methodist,
527 Village Way. All women’s voices
may audition, must be 16 years+.
Membership: Shirley @ 255-9419
(leave message). Performance: Bobbie
@ 245-3480. grandmesachorus.org.
Grand Mesa Jeep Club, 1st Monday/
mo, Fiesta Guadalajara, 710 North
Avenue, 6pm. 970-858-1394.
Grand Mesa Muzzleloaders, noon,
last Sunday/mo, Reeder Mesa, 7
miles up Reeder Mesa Rd. from
Whitewater; follow signs. Pistol shoot
noon, rifle shoot 1pm. Black powder
or substitutes only, patched round ball
only. $2 members, $3 non-members.
Visitors welcome. 858-3365, 434-584, 250-1588, 241-2336.
Grand Valley Wood Carvers, 1st
and 3rd Wednesday 6pm, and 2nd
and 4th Wednesday 1pm, Redlands
United Methodist, 527 Village Way.
245-8817.
Grief support—see Hospice Support
Groups.
Happy Feet Round Dance Phase 2,
5-8pm, Sundays, Masonic Temple,
2400 Consistory Ct. 243-5858.
Heartbeat for Kids, support group
for children who’ve lost loved ones
by suicide, 7-9pm, third Tuesday/mo,
Hospice, 3090 N. Twelfth. Separate
adult group meets same time. 2632193, 241-2212.
Hope West Hospice Support
Groups:
Grand Junction: Mending Hearts
grief support group for adults,
Thursdays, 2-3:30pm, Miller
Homestead, 3090 N. 12th St., No
registration; join any time. (970)
248-8844.
Delta: Mending Hearts grief
support group for adults, Tuesdays,
2-3:30pm, Westminster Hall, 145 East
4thSt., No registration; join any time.
(970) 874-6823.
Montrose: Mending Hearts grief
support group for adults, Thursdays,
10:30am-12pm, Bosom Buddies
Room, 645 S. 5th St., No registration;
join any time. (970) 240-7734.
Grand Junction: Caregiver
Connections, Tuesdays, 10-11:30am,
Miller Homestead, 3090 N. 12th St.,
No registration; join any time. (970)
248-8844.Kiva
Adult Book Club, 6:30pm, 3rd
Thursdays/mo, Central Library, 550
Grand. 241-4807.
Kiwanis Club of Grand Junction,
noon, Thursdays, Two Rivers
Convention Ctr., 159 Main. 270-6162.
Knights of Columbus Pancake
Breakfast, 3rd Sunday/mo, 7:30amnoon, Council 13621, Immaculate
Heart of Mary, 790 26.5 Road. Adults
$5, children 6-12 $3, children under
6 free. Benefits Knights of Columbus
local charities. 260-7664.
Let’s Find Out Club, 2pm, Tuesdays,
Central Library, 530 Grand Ave. 2414726.
Levi’s & Lace Square Dance
Club, mainstream & rounds, 7-10
pm, Fridays, Masonic Lodge, 2400
Consistory Ct., 986-8801.
Levis & Lace Square Dance
Lessons, 7:30-9:30 pm, Tuesdays,
Masonic Lodge, 2400 Consistory Ct.,
986-8801, 210-2417.
Library 101, 2:30pm, Wednesdays,
Central Library, 530 Grand. Learn
library skills + Internet. Must reserve
seat: 241-5251.
Library Story Times, 10am,
Tuesdays, Wednesdays, Thursdays,
Central Library, 530 Grand. 241-4726.
Low Vision Group “Feeling Fun”—
Center for Independence Recreational
Group for individuals with visual
impairment, 4-5:30pm, 1st & 3rd
Wednesdays/mo, 740 Gunnison. (Cost
depends on activity planned.) Info,
register: 241-0315 x22.
Marine Corp League, 1st Saturday/
mo, 10am, VFW #3891, 503.5
Florence Rd. 208-4626.
Mesa County Genealogical Society,
7pm, 2nd Thursday/mo at Commons
of Hilltop, and noon, 4th Wednesday/
mo at Museum of Western Colorado
Fourth & Ute, downtown. Help
sessions at 1pm, 1st Friday/mo at one
of Mesa County Libraries. 640-2388.
Mesa Co. Republican Women’s
Club lunch, 2nd Monday/mo, noon,
Two Rivers Conv. Ctr. $15/person.
RSVP: 549-8570.
Mesa Underground Derby Dames
(MUDD)… practice times 7-9pm at
inline hockey rink in front of Orchard
Mesa Middle School.
Middle School Book Club, 3-4pm,
2nd Tuesday/mo, Orchard Mesa
branch library, 273 Unaweep. 2414807, 243-0181.
Overeaters Anonymous-Mondays
7pm; Tuesdays, Thursdays noon;
Thursdays 7pm, Saturdays 9am,
basement Unity church, 3205 N.
Twelfth. 263-4496.
Page Peddlers-writers group meets
1st Saturday/mo, 9-11am, Cups,
(Hospice Coffee House on Twelfth
St.) 241-8024.
Palisade Art Lovers, 10am, 1st/3rd
Wednesdays, Palisade Memorial
Bldg., 120 E. Eighth, Palisade. New
members welcome. 255-1553.
Palisade Lions Club, 7pm, 1st/3rd
Wednesdays, Rosie’s @ Cameo.
201-4618.
Poetry Night, 6pm, 2nd Wednesday/
mo, Central Library, 530 Grand. 2423672.
Redlands Rotary Club, noon,
Fridays, Redlands Mesa Golf Course,
2299 W. Ridges Blvd. 858-1941,
523-5990.
River City Singles breakfast, 10am,
Tuesdays, Denny’s Restaurant,
Horizon Drive, GJ. 243-3162.
River City Singles dine-out group,
5pm, Wednesdays. RSVP, restaurant:
245-4995.
River City Singles FAC, 5pm,
Fridays, Double Tree Lounge. 2489211.
River City Singles personal growth
group, 7pm, 3rd Thursday/mo, 1244
Main. 244-6612.
Singles BBQ and Fun-Food, drinks,
games, networking FUN, 6pm
Saturdays. Must email for rules, info:
gjsingles@gmail.com
Singles, non-smoking, 60+, monthly
dine-out meeting, 1:30pm, 1st
Thursday/mo, Golden Corral. RSVP:
242-6953.
Sons of Norway, Vestafjell Lodge,
2pm, usually 2nd Sunday/mo,
Shepherd of Valley Lutheran Church,
3133 F Rd. 245-5649, 858-6702.
(Some months location is different
or held on 3rd Sunday because of
holidays.)
Storytime with Leesa and
Judy, Barnes & Noble, 2451
Patterson, 11am, Wednesday and
Thursday. 243-5113.
Suicide bereavement support—see
Heartbeat.
Teen & Student Support Group,
7-8pm, 4th Wednesday/mo, 137 N.
Mesa, Montrose, 249-1345, 252-0908.
Tai Chi-Learn relaxation, balance,
mental focus, Yang style, Wednesdays
Home of the Authentic ‘Cheesecakes in a Jar®’
Over 28 Flavors, including both Gourmet Dessert Flavors,
Gluten-Free, Savory Craft Spreads and now…
Colorado-Style Southern Chow Chow!
Full-Service catering also available
(970) 256-4688
www.decadencecheesecakes.com
7pm, 740 Gunnison, Info: Tom Lynch,
970-263-4000. Beginners welcomed.
Tai Chi Meditation-Tuesdays 7pm,
2472 Patterson Rd., #7. Tom Lynch,
970-263-4000.
Talk of the Town Toastmasters
group meets Thursdays, noon, Bw
training. All welcome. 244-1625.
Thunder Mountain Camera Club,
4th Tuesday/mo, 7pm, Masonic
Temple, 2400 Consistory Ct, GJ.
Kathleen @ 260-7488.
Thunder Mountain Shootistsmarksmanship contest, 3rd Saturday/
Sunday of month, Whitewater. 2571472.
Two Rivers Cribbage Club,
Thursdays, 6pm, Masonic Lodge,
2400 Consistory Ct, 261-1670.
Vegetarian Society of CO, GJ Area
Branch, 1st Wednesday/mo, noon
for lunch @ various locations; vegan
potluck dinner 3rd Saturday/mo 5pm
@ various locations. 970-255-0417.
Veterans—Craft Kits for Veterans
at Help Hospitalized Veterans (HHV)
also offers a mail-out program for
home-bound veterans. Call 424-0499
for more information.
VFW #1247, lunch & dinner, 3rd
Tuesday/mo, 14th & Ute, public
welcome. 254-3000.
VFW #4663 potluck, 6pm, 1st
Tuesday/mo, 3244 F.25 Rd., Clifton.
434-9470.
VFW #4663 Auxiliary, 1:30pm, 2nd
Tuesday/mo, 2344 F.25 Rd., Clifton.
434-9470.
Walking Chi Kung-Increase health,
vitality, mental focus. 7:45-8:45am
Mondays-Saturdays, Hawthorne Park
(Gunnison between 4th & 5th.) Tom
Lynch, 970-263-4000.
Western Slope Coin Club, 2nd
Wednesday/mo, 6:30pm, VFW Post
#1247, 1404 Ute. Evaluation 5:30pm;
meeting 6:30pm. Public welcome.
241-1770.
Western Slope HOG Chapter
monthly meeting, 7pm, 1st
Wednesday/mo, Otto’s Restaurant,
2210 Hwy. 6&50. Gordon Weaver,
250-5849, westernslopehog.com.
West Slope Non-smoking Singles
potluck & entertainment, 6:30pm,
2nd & 4th Saturdays/mo, Presbyterian
Church, 27.5 Rd. 464-7950, 2414153.
Western CO Amateur Radio Club,
9:30am, 2nd Saturday/mo, Civil Air
Patrol Bldg., GJ Regional Airport.
257-1413.
Women in Construction (National
Association), dinner meeting 6pm, 1st
Monday/mo, Redlands Community
Ctr. RSVP: 242-5370.
Yoga—Kriya Yoga meditation class
Wednesdays 7:30-8:30pm. Info:
Carson, 216-5813.
Weekly Summer
Activities for The Kids!
Mondays:
Family Night at Get Air
Get Air Silo.
Parents jump free with paid child.
Tuesdays:
Summer Movies Express
Regal Cinemas. $1 movies (check
out regmvoies.com for listings)
Wednesdays:
Summer Movies Express
Regal Cinemas. $1 movies (check
out regmvoies.com for listings)
Storytime
Barnes and Noble.
11am. Storytime and crafts.
Thursdays:
Storytime
Barnes and Noble.
11am. Storytime and crafts.
Fridays:
Movies Under the Stars- FREE.
Glade Park (see website for detailsSaturdays:
Storytime
Mesa County Public Library. 10am.
Songs. Stories and activities.
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and their People
Pet Grooming & Boarding
Science Diet/Diamond
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Annual Pottery Sale Fundraiser
Kicks Off Sept. 2
The Art Center’s Ceramics Department will stage its annual pottery sale in the
Ceramics studio beginning Friday, Sept. 2.
This annual sale is a fundraiser for the Ceramics studio complex and raises funds
for the acquisition and maintenance of equipment and tools. It also contributes
funds for class and workshop scholarships. This sale runs through the month of
September. Not only is it a fantastic way to support the ceramics department, but
it’s also an opportunity to find great deals on hand-made ceramics made by Art
Center instructors and students.
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Art Center Gift Gallery
The holidays are upon us! Visit the Art Center’s Gift Gallery for a fantastic
selection of unique gifts by some of the Grand Valley’s finest artists. Stop by
and pick up some great stocking stuffers and lightweight, small gifts perfect for
mailing to your loved ones who are far away! We have lots of handmade jewelry
items, “Wild Woman” pins by Fay Timmerman, scarves, miniature oils on balsa
wood by Diane Saulnier, as well as books and cards, all by Art Center Members.
Purchase gift certificates and memberships for your loved ones. If you are taking
one of our classes, we also carry watercolor paper, YUPO paper, sanded pastel
paper, alcohol inks and clay tool kits.
The
Pick Us Up
&
Take Us Home
Fall Gift Gallery hours are Tuesday through Saturday 9 a.m. – 4 p.m.
The Grand Valley Blacksmith’s Guild will be the featured club on the North Wall
of The Art Center Gift Shop, from September through October.
Trudy Harper
August Gift Gallery
Artist of the Month
Diane Saulnier
September Gift Gallery
Artist of the Month
Call The Art Center for additional information
(970) 243-7337 • 1803 N 7th St
Art Center
Gift Gallery
Anatomical
Sculpture
The holidays are upon us! Visit the Art Center’s Gift Gallery for a fantastic
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selection of unique gifts by some of the Grand Valley’s finest artists. Stop by
Saturday and Sunday, Sept. 17-18 and 24-25, 10 a.m. - 4 p.m.
and pick up some great stocking stuffers and lightweight, small gifts perfect for
$200 member / $240 non-member
mailing to your loved ones who are far away! We have lots of handmade jewelry
Supply list available
items, “Wild Woman” pins by Fay Timmerman, scarves, miniature oils on balsa
by Diane Saulnier,
as well
as books
and cards,
all by Arta Center
Members.
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Theatre in Rio Grande Park, http://
www.theatreaspen.org (970) 9259313
8/4- L.A. Dance Project, Aspen
District Theatre, (970) 920-5770
8/6- Ice Cream Social, Holden/
Marolt Mining & Ranching
Museum, (970) 925-3721
8/7- Science Street Fair, all-day
annual street fair, Paepcke Park,
(970) 236-2360
8/10- Stars Above Aspen:
Astronomy Night, Sundeck on
Aspen Mountain, (970) 925-5756
https://www.aspennature.org/learn/
events/Stars-Above-Aspen-2016
8/13- Aspen Backcountry
Marathon, open to individuals
and relay teams. http://www.
aspenbackcountrymarathon.com,
(970) 429-2093
8/13- Paul Taylor Dance Co,
Aspen District Theatre, http://www.
aspensantafeballet.com
8/22- The Political Junkie in
Aspen, (970) 920-9000, Paepcke
Auditorium, (970) 920-9000
8/25- Aspen BBQ CookOff - Aspen Homeless Shelter
Benefit, includes food, drinks and
dancing. benefit for the Aspen
Homeless Shelter, all profits and live
and silent auction proceeds will go
directly to the organization. 8/26- Red Bull Rize, 12
hour endurance event. http://
aspensnowmass.com, (970) 9251220
Cedaredge:
8/12- Aspen Trails RV
Campground Concert Series,
Tour, 5–10pm, Pato Banton &
The Now Generation Band, Beth
Williams & Suckafish Cedaredge,
970) 856-6321
8- 18 Western Slope Poker Tour,
5–8pm, 4B’s Brewery Cedaredge
8/18- Cruise Cedaredge,
Cedaredge Town Park, 5-8pm,
Cruise/Car Show, (970) 856-6961
8/25- Pickin’ in the Park,
6–7:30pm, Paonia Town Park, www.
pickinproductions.com
Delta:
8/6-8/13- Delta County Fair,
Delta County Fairgrounds, 403 S 4th
St, Hotchkiss
8/11-8/13- CO Gold Wing Road
Riders ‘Wingin’ The Rockies’,
8-5pm, Friendship Hall
1- 2pm, Tickets by phone at (970)
728-3344 or online at www.
telluridemuseum.org
8/13- Partners Pistol Shoot, 104pm, San Juan Shooting Range
8/6- 27th Annual Highline
Run, 8-3pm, will begin at Baked
in Telluride to Jud Wiebe Trail,
around the Pack Creek Basin/Mill
Creek Basin Loop (Sneffels Highline
Trail). Registration at 7:30am, Race
at 8:00am
8/15- Wild Mushrooms: From
Forage to Feast, 10- 2pm, Ah Haa
School for the Arts, (970) 728-3886
8/27- Founders Day
Celebration, Montrose Pavilion, all
day event
Telluride:
8/4- Telluride Art Walk, 5-8pm,
Participating Galleries, (970) 7283930
8/4- Historic Walking Tours,
8/16- The Record Company
Live at Club RED, 8- 11:30pm,
LA-based buzz band . Doors at 8pm,
show at 8:30pm. All ages show.
Tickets at Wizard Entertainment 126 East Colorado Avenue.
8/18 & 8/25- Fireside Chats, 6 8pm, (970) 728-3344, FREE
8/20- Bear Creek Herb Walk &
Medicinal Salve Workshop, 9-2pm,
Ah Haa School for the Arts, (970)
728-3886
8/26-8/27- Pretty Lights,
8-11pm, Telluride Town Park, an
electro hip-hop soul artist
ASPEN TRAILS CAMPGROUND & RV PARK PRESENTS
Part 3 of the Mesa Summer Campout Music Series
8/11- Downtown DeltaFest,
6–8pm. Have some Downtown Delta
Fun!
8/13- Delta Summer Concert
Series, Bill Heddles Recreation
Center, 530 Gunnison River Dr.
Montrose:
8/5- Montrose Summer Music
Series, 4-9pm, Black Canyon Golf
Course
8/6- Olathe Sweet Corn
Festival, Starts at 10am, Olathe
Community Park
& THE NOW GENERATION BAND
Friday August 12, 2016 • 6pm to 10pm
with Special
Guests
BETH WILLIAMS
Gates Open at 4:00
Show will go from 5pm - 9:45pm
Tickets: $15 Online @ www.eventbrite.com
$20 Day of Show at the gate
As an independent, family-owned company, High Country
Beverage is Colorado’s premiere distributor for some of America’s
most beloved beer, cutting-edge beverages, and heavily-decorated
craft brews. High Country Beverage has grown tremendously
and now covers both Northern Colorado and the Western Slope,
reaching as far North as the Wyoming border and as far Southwest
as Telluride.
Add on camping passes for $10
RV’s with no hook ups are $35 (includes 1 ticket)
RV’s with 30 AMP hook-ups are $55 (includes 2 tickets)
RV’s with 50 AMP hook-ups are $75 (includes 2 tickets)
Open No Mic Acoustic Jam Session at the Fire Ring starting @ 9:30
For vendor and event infomation please call 970-856-6321
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Amy Alkon is the irreverent purveyor of “science news
you can use.” Her most recent book is the science-based
and bitingly funny “Good Manners for Nice People Who
Sometimes Say F*ck” (St. Martin’s Griffin, 2014). Her
award-winning, science-based syndicated advice column
runs in about 100 newspapers. She is the president of the
Applied Evolutionary Psychology Society and hosts her own
weekly radio show, “HumanLab -- The Science Between
Us,” featuring the luminaries of behavioral science.
Crazy Cad Lady
Four months ago, I started hooking up with
this hot guy I met on Tinder. He isn’t someone
I’d normally go for; he’s a total mess and serious trouble. He always made me come to his
place, and I always left feeling gross rather than
satisfied. However, about once a month, I’d feel
attached and confess this to him. He’d go into
hiding, but he always came back for sex. The
whole thing made me worried, anxious, and
sad, so I deleted his contact info, but I miss
him and think about him constantly. How do I
stay strong? If he texted me, I’d just run back
to his bed.
--Detoxing
Sex that turns your stomach is a small price
to pay for romance, like a man whispering sweet
nothings in your ear: “Just leave your coat on.
This won’t take long.”
Yes, it’s pretty amazing to find yourself missing a man you dislike and maybe even despise.
This probably comes out of how there’s a potentially higher price for women from naked fun -ending up with a sex dumpling (uh, child) -- and
whoops, where did that Hunky McHunkington
run off to, now that the kid needs food, diapers,
and a college education?
Because women can get “impregnated and
abandoned,” anthropologist John Marshall
Townsend explains, female emotions evolved to
act as an “alarm system” to monitor the “quality
and reliability” of male investment and “remedy
deficiencies even when (women) try to be indif-
ferent to investment.” In a study of Townsend’s
I’ve referenced before, even when women wanted nothing but a shag from some dude -- basically seeing him as useful meat -- they often
found themselves fretting the morning after about
whether he cared about them or only wanted sex.
These women aren’t mushy-minded idiots.
Chances are, they’ve been roofied into these
feelings -- by their own bodies. Oxytocin -- a
hormone associated with emotional bonding -gets released in both men and women through
cuddling, kissing, and orgasm. However, men’s
far greater supply of testosterone -- especially
when they aren’t in a committed relationship -can act as a sort of nightclub bouncer, blocking
the uptake of oxytocin.
As for the montly pull this guy has on you,
research by evolutionary psychologists Kelly
Gildersleeve and Martie Haselton suggests
that once a month -- during ovulation -- a
woman seeking casual sex is more likely to
be drawn to a cad’s more masculine features
(like a square jaw and a muscular build). As
for how you might quit this particular cad,
let’s get real. Deleting somebody’s number doesn’t stop them from calling. You’ve
got to block his number. You might also use
free smartphone apps -- like Productive, to
motivate yourself by ticking off the days
you’ve gone cadless, and Clue, to track your
ovulation. For added fortitude, make a list
of the ways sex with him makes you feel.
Being worried, anxious, sad, and grossed out
can sometimes be a reason to get a man over
See
Banton
August 12-Cedaredge,
A new outdoor music venue has popped up
just our side of Cedaredge, Colorado.
Pack up your camping gear, fill your cooler,
grab your friends and family and head to Aspen
Trails Campground.
Friday August the 12th with Pato Banton &
The Now Generation Band will be performing
a concert at the beautiful NEW outdoor amphitheater at Aspen Trails located at the base of the
Grand Mesa a couple miles outside of Cedaredge,
Colorado.
Part 3 off the Annual Mesa Summer Music
Series kicks off August 12th from 5-10pm with
a campfire jam session for all camping pass
holders.
Pato Banton: The Truth Revealed
A Pato Banton concert is an event not to be
missed and an experience not to be forgotten.
Positive Vibrations abound with a beat to keep
you on your dancing feet, while Pato delivers a
message that is food for the mind and soul. Many
have considered his charismatic performance as
live theatre where no show is alike and audience
members become participants in the experience.
Pato dialogues with the crowd on a range of topics including current day events and spiritual
freedom while keeping the vibes upbeat and fun!
The direction of the concert is totally based on
the feedback Pato receives from the audience as
there is no fixed set list. Many have said that the
positivity generated from the stage has changed
their lives forever. Sometimes Pato invites his
fans to join him in a prayer circle after the show,
where some have cried while sharing their stories
of contemplated suicide, isolation after losing a
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loved one, struggles with substance abuse and
how their personal connection with Pato has
given them the strength to “Stay Positive” &
“Never Give In.”
From seeing the most disadvantaged of circumstances in his youth, through a long and
successful career as a world renowned reggae
legend, back to his roots with a commitment
to work for the benefit of young people in his
community, and finally on a mission to spread
the “Good News” & “Positive Vibrations” to the
“Now Generation”.
This season’s Grand Finale Show will be on
September 23rd-25th. Aspen Trails is offering
the first 20 vendors who sign up for this event FREE VENDING. You don’t often see a generous
offer of this kind.
Campsites, Cabins, RVs and show seating are
first come first serve.
Add on camping passes for $10 per 4 persons per camp ,RVs with no hook ups are $35
(includes 1 ticket), RVs with 30 AMP hook-ups
are $55 (includes 2 tickets), RVs with 50 AMP
hook-ups are $75 (includes 2 tickets)
Also performing August 12 with be Beth
Williams & Suckafish. Open No Mic acoustic
jam session at the fire ring will be starting @ 9:45
For vendor and event infomation please call
970-856-6321. Aspen Trails Campground 19991 Colorado 65, Cedaredge, CO 81413
Tickets are $15 online and $20 at the Gate
www.eventbrite.com
https://www.eventbrite.com/e/pato-bantonlive-aspen-trails-mesa-summer-music-seriespart-3-tickets-26214273598
pronto -- but only if he’s a miracle worker
of a plumber.
Meet Joe Blackboard
I’ve been in love with my former highschool teacher for five years. We grew close
when I was a student, but nothing physical
happened. I’m now an adult, and we talk
frequently (and rather flirtatiously) on the
phone. I would pursue him if he weren’t
married, with a family. Now I just need to
admit my feelings to him and ask what his
intentions ever were. I refuse to believe that
he finds our constant chats to be completely
innocent, and I don’t think I can go on without telling him how crazy he’s making me.
--Smitten
When somebody at a cocktail party asks the
guy “What do you do?” his answer isn’t supposed
to be “My former students.”
Sure, you’re now an adult. Unfortunately, he’s
still a husband. But never mind that; you’ve got
feelings clawing to get out. And that is a problem.
James Pennebaker, who researches emotional
expression, explains that “actively holding back
or inhibiting our thoughts and feelings can be
hard work.” It causes a lot of tension -- which is
uncomfortable, making you long to release your
pent-up feelings. In other words, a crushing need
to be “honest” isn’t necessarily courageous or
noble. It’s the psychological version of needing
to pee.
As for how Mr. Homeroom feels, probably
like a guy whose wedding vows are supposed to
trump “hot for teacher.” Luckily, there’s a simple
way to avoid the impulse to tell him “how crazy”
he’s making you: Cut off all contact. No doubt,
it can be a highly rewarding thing for a teacher
when his life is changed by a student -- except
if that change is from happily married daddy
to miserably separated dude living in his kids’
backyard playhouse.
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Belly Up, Aspen
450 S. Galena St., Aspen
www.bellyupaspen.com
Belly Up, Aspen continues to bring in an
eclectic array of talent this month, with some
shows that you don’t want to miss!! On August
15th, Dirty Heads will be rocking the house with their unique blend of ska and alternative hip hop.
This five-member band originally from Huntington Beach, CA have been playing together for almost
a decade and their popularity has skyrocketed this past year. After just releasing their fifth studio
album, they are voyaging on a
tour across the country, which
included a stop to the Today
show to perform their current
hit ‘That’s All I Need’. Doors
open at 8:30pm, show starts at
9. Advanced General Admission
tickets start at only $38!
On August 30th, newcomer
Zella Day will be gracing the
stage. This beautiful Arizona
native recently released her
debut album ‘Kicker’ last
year and has currently been
performing the rounds on
several popular late night shows,
including Late Night with Seth Meyers and Last Call with Carson Daly. Currently living in Los
Angeles, Day continues a strong upward momentum and offers a riveting live show that will
captivate any audience. Doors open at 8pm, show starts at 8:30pm. Advanced General Admission
tickets starts at only $22!
Dirty Heads
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Tedeschi Trucks Band 7pm
Slightly Stoopid 7pm
Michael Franti & Spearhead 6pm
Flogging Molly 7:30pm
Eric Church 8pm
Eric Church 8pm
Trampled by Turtles 7:30pm
Pretty Lights 7pm
Pretty Lights 7pm
Old Crow Medicine Show/Brandi Carlile 7pm
Disturbed/Breaking Benjamin 6:30pm
Dirty Heads 6pm
Ryan Adams 7:30pm
Flume 6:30pm
Grace Potter 7:30pm
Yonder Mountain String Band
Drive By Truckers 6:30pm
Nathaniel Rateliff & The Night Sweats 7pm
Jackson Browne 7:30pm
Film on the Rocks: Deadpool 7pm
Gov’t Mule & Moe 6pm
1964 The Tribute 8pm
Reggae on the Rocks 2pm
The Head and the Heart 7:30pm
STYX & The Colorado Symphony 7:30pm
Heart/Joan Jett & The Blackhearts
Cheap Trick 6:30pm
Tame Impala 6:30pm
Check out the full line up below:
8/06 The Spazmatics 9:30pm (doors)
8/08 National Jewish Health Fundraiser feat.
Michael Franti & Spearhead 8:30pm (doors)
8/09 Band of Horses 9pm (doors)
8/10 Lord Huron 8pm (doors)
8/11 Keb’ Mo’ 8pm (doors)
8/15 Dirty Heads 8:30pm (doors)
8/17 Grace Potter 7:30pm (doors)
8/19 Drive-By Truckers 8pm (doors)
8/20 Andrew Bird 8pm (doors)
8/25 The Greyboy Allstars 8pm (doors)
8/30 Zella Day 8pm (doors)
Jeremy Pinnell • Thursday • August 18
@ Edgewater Brewery • 905 Struthers Ave • Grand Junction CO
“Mind-blowingly good. It’s my summer album
so far, and pretty much the definition of ‘hard country.’” - Greg Vandy / AMERICAN STANDARD
TIME / KEXP’s THE ROADHOUSE
“A fantastic record” - GHETTOBLASTER
MAGAZINE
“If you’re a fan of classic county - and particularly honky-tonk music - this is an album that
belongs in your collection” – AXS
“OH/KY shines because Jeremy sings about
the times he won’t talk about. The songs are brutally honest. It feels like both a warning and an
apology. This album will give you chills, but only
if you have a soul.” - GLACIALLY MUSICAL
HERE’S WHAT PEOPLE HAVE BEEN
SAYING ABOUT JEREMY PINNELL’S
ALBUM OH/KY:
“Pinnell knows how infectious country should
sound, with plenty of pedal steel guitar and soul…
painfully honest.” - SOUNDZ MAGAZINE
“Kentuckian Jeremy Pinnell hits all the country-tune sweet spots. His voice is strong and a little mournful -- you can feel his ache seep through
the speakers as you listen -- and the rhythm section shuffles along gently. Weepy pedal steel licks
feel just right as Pinnell sings a regretful refrain
of ‘I did it again,’ a familiar sentiment for any of
us who’ve ever done a little backsliding.” - THE
BLUEGRASS SITUATION
“A tribute to pure, authentic country… Pinnell
captivates the listener until the end.” - KEYS &
CHORDS
“Sorrow and loss are deeply woven in to the
country music fabric, but they’re especially critical elements to the new LP by Jeremy Pinnell,
OH/KY. With a gruff voice and a strong grasp
on what real country sounds like, Pinnell spins
a series of compelling yarns on the album that
document the hardships of the past 18 years of
his life, from drug addiction to failed relationships. These tunes are a tutorial on classic country
music.” – POPMATTERS
“One of my favorite new finds.” – Sean
Moeller / DAYTROTTER
“Jeremy Pinnell’s new song ‘Big Bright
World’ is about as authentic as country gets: western swing rhythms, weeping pedal still, deepvoiced sadness, and a narrator with a former drug
problem. Still, the sun shines through, just like
the title suggests.” - INDEPENDENT CLAUSES
[8 / 10 stars] “This is about as pure a distillation of old-timey country that you may get to hear
this year. So close up them honky tonks: there’s a
new kid on the block. His name is Jeremy Pinnell
and his take on a solid tradition is electrifying,
even if the guitars are strummed acoustically,
and the beats shuffle. OH/KY is a bold record,
and thoroughly enjoyable.” – INVISIBLE INK
The RADIO ROOM Proudly Presents…
Mara Levine and the group Gathering Time
Thursday, August 25th, 20167:30 PM
“Mara Levine has one of the strongest,
clearest and most beautiful voices that I have
ever heard. I want to describe it as a cross
between Joan Baez and Karen Carpenter.” Robin Romeo, WhereforeArts.com
Called one of the best singers of her generation by Christine Lavin, folksinger and jewelry designer Mara Levine has been creating
beautiful interpretations of fine traditional and
contemporary folk songs for many years and
singing professionally as a member of various
ensembles and as a hired harmony vocalist
since 2002. “Mara, I think you are one of
the best singers of your generation. Every
songwriter worth their salt should be sending
you their tunes. You have such a beautiful,
timeless quality to your voice and you make
beautiful recordings. I just LOVE what you
do.” - Christine Lavin, singer-songwriter
Gathering Time ... has perfected two separate but related art forms: three-part harmony
and having a ball on stage! When they harmonize, some sort of fundamental, cosmic
concordance occurs that makes you very
happy that you have ears.” -Bob McKillop of
MaineFolkMusic.com
Check out Mara at her website www.
maralevine.com and Get a peak of Gathering
Time’s new album ‘Keepsake’ on their website
www.gathering-time.com
Tickets are $18 in advance and $20 at the
door and may be purchased by calling (970)
241-8801,
Ext. 0 or online at www.kafmradio.org. The
Radio Room is located at 1310 Ute Avenue,
Grand
Junction, CO 81501. Doors open at 7:00
p.m.
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Festival Preview
A Benefit for
Western Colorado Agriculture Resource
Center Aug 12-14 in Collbran CO
A benefit for Western Colorado tions from festival-goers. Replays of
Agriculture Resource Center, CO speaker presentations will be available
Hemp Fest will feature speakers and in the Info Tent.
Also on the main stage, around
demonstrations on the main stage all
three days, August 12-14. Around twenty bands will be performing in-betwenty industry experts will be pre- tween the speakers. While many of the
senting the various aspects of the hemp entertainers and bands are local favorites, musiindustry, from
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Speaker Rasta Stevie
will be played
food item. A
Question/Answer session will also be throughout the weekend: jazz, rock,
held on the main stage each day, with a blues, folk, country, bluegrass, reggae,
panel of hemp experts answering ques- and more....
Hemp vs. Marijuana - Do You Know the Difference?
Get the Facts! Get Involved!
By Kammy McElwain
for Colorado Hemp Fest
Hemp? Marijuana? What’s the
difference? Apparently, it depends
on who you ask, where you live, and
in what time period. “The Columbia
History of the World states that the oldest relic of human industry is a piece
of Mesopotamian hemp fabric dating
back to approximately 8,000 BC”.1 In
most cultures for the last several thouSativa
Indica
Ruderalis
sand years, hemp has been a primary
agricultural crop used for food, clothing, medicine, spiritual uses, and more.
The terms “hemp”, “marijuana”, and
“cannabis” generally referred to any
variety of the plant itself, regardless of
end use. The different English terms
are an indication of the etymology of
the words.
Cannabis is a genus in the plant family cannabaceae, and has three species:
sativa, indica, and ruderalis. Within
these three species are several strains.
Industrial hemp is a variety of the cannabis sativa plant species. Cannabis
has 483 known chemical compounds,
including 65 or more cannabinoids,
one of which is THC, the main psychoactive chemical substance.
“Since the early 1970s, Cannabis
plants have been categorized by their
chemical phenotype or “chemotype”,
based on the overall amount of THC
produced, and on the ratio of THC to
CBD.”2 However, up until the 1930’s,
no distinctions were made, and growing hemp was as American as apple
pie.
Colorado is one of the first states
to stand for freedom for our farmers,
allowing them to grow industrial hemp
again beginning in 2012. In 2014,
1600 acres of hemp were planted in
Colorado. Registration with the CO
Department of Agriculture is required
for both commercial production, as
well as for research and development
with industrial hemp.
As of 5/9/16, twenty-eight states
have legalized hemp cultivation in
accordance the US 2014 Farm Bill
which defines industrial hemp as “the
plant Cannabis sativa L. and any part
The full speaker and band line-up
is listed at: http://cohempfest.org/
hemp_fest_co_schedule.html.
The first annual CO Hemp Fest
includes a business expo for hemp-related products and local vendors/small
businesses, as well as non-profit
booths, which will be ongoing all three
days, as wellas activities for the entire
family. The primary goals for the festival are: to educate the public about and
promote the benefits of hemp; for local
and hemp vendors to have a venue
filled with people interested in hemp
products and the farm-to-consumer
cycle; and also for our entertainers,
vendors, sponsors, and non-profits to
get great exposure and support.
Exhibitors are listed at: http://cohempfest.org/hemp_business_directory.
html
Join us at Co Hemp Fest 8/12-8/14
behind the Drive-In at 57510 Hwy
330 (about 1 mile West of Collbran
Colorado) to learn more about the
BENEFITS of INDUSTRIAL HEMP.
See the full cycle, from farm to consumer, and the numerous opportunities
in the industrial hemp supply chain
that are literally an entrepreneur’s
dream!
of such plant, whether growing or
not, with a delta-9 tetrahydrocannabinol concentration of not more than
0.3 percent on a dry weight basis.”
Amendment 64 of the Colorado
Constitution uses this same definition,
with any cannabis containing above
.3% THC considered as marijuana.
The biggest problem with the .3%
THC limit in defining hemp is that it
precludes most heirloom hemp varieties. Even with this current definition,
Colorado hemp farmer Scott Perez was
quoted in a June 2015 article in the The
Journal3 as saying ““I saw a headline
this week that indicated the outlook for
hemp was hazy,” said Perez. “That’s
simply not true. Industrial hemp is
on the verge of becoming an agricultural revolution.””
Industrial hemp has over 50,000
uses4 and has been cultivated worldwide for thousands of years. Every
part of the plant can be utilized, with
different varieties being developed
for numerous industries. Some of the
general uses of industrial hemp include
food, fiber, building materials, plastic and composites, auto parts, paper,
cordage/rope, medicinal, therapeutic,
cosmetic, animal feed and bedding,
mulch, compost, water and soil purification and regeneration, weed control,
and biofuels.
Both hemp seeds and hemp leaves
can be consumed. According to USDA
nutritional values, one serving of 100
grams of hulled hemp seeds provides
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Gates open at noon on Friday, 8/12;
9:00 am on Saturday, 8/13; and 6:30
am for the Sunrise Service on Sunday,
8/14.
Tickets are limited for CO Hemp
Fest; save $5-$50 on advance ticket
purchases compared to prices at the
gate. General admission 1-day and
3-day tickets are available, as well as
3-day VIP. Children 12 & under are
free.
Purchase online at: http://cohempfest.org/hemp_fest_co_tickets.html or
pick up at: The Drive-In, 57482 Hwy
330, Collbran, CO; Natural Order
Supply, Cottonwood Mall, 2493
US-6 Unit 5, Grand Junction; Western
Slope Communications, 751 Horizon
Court, Suite 225, Grand Junction;
Grand Mesa RV Park & Campground,
11674 Hwy 65, Mesa CO; or Triple
Play Records, 530 Main St., Grand
Junction CO 81501
The theme for 2016 is “Freedom
& Farming”
Western Colorado Agriculture
Resource Center is based in Collbran,
CO, and supports the local 4-H, FFA,
and other youth groups in the Plateau
Valley, as well as working with the
schools and agricultural community.
The Plateau Valley Farm Cooperative,
Speaker Art Goodtimes
which holds a Farmer’s Market in
Collbran on Saturdays from 9-noon is
one of their current projects. All net
proceeds will be donated to benefit
this admirable local non-profit, to
fund “jump-start” programs that are
being developed with them for local
hemp-industry related businesses and
farmers, and to a handful of other local
participating non-profits.
It’s Hip to Know Hemp™
More info: www.COHempFest.org
Hemp plant. A flowering male and B seed-bearing female plant,
actual size; 1 male flower, enlarged detail; 2 and 3 pollen sac of same
from various angles; 4 pollen grain of same; 5 female flower with cover
petal; 6 female flower, cover petal removed; 7 female fruit cluster,
longitudinal section; 8 fruit with cover petal; 9 same without cover petal;
10 same; 11 ame in cross-section; 12 same in longitudinal section; 13
seed without hull. Photo file: File:Cannabis sativa Koehler drawing.jpg
Created: 31 December 1886 From Franz Eugen Köhler’s MedizinalPflantzen. Published and copyrighted by Gera-Untermhaus, FE Köhler
in 1887 (1883–1914).
64% of the Daily Value (DV) of protein, over 100% DV of B1, manganese,
phosphorus, magnesium, and zinc,
24%-61% DV of Vitamins B2, B3, B6,
and B9, iron, and potassium, as well
as 1% DV of Vitamin C, 5% Vitamin
E, and 7% calcium. “Hemp plants
produce seeds that contain between
25-35% oil by weight. This non-transfatty-acid oil is high in a perfect balance of essential fatty acids (EFAs:
Omega-3, 6, 9) considered to be necessary to maintain health.”.5 “Hemp
protein contains all of the essential
amino acids in more nutritionally significant amounts and at a ratio closer
to “complete” sources of protein (like
meat, milk and eggs) than all other
seeds except soy.” 6
Hemp needs less than half the
amount of water needed to grow corn,
and at least 14 times less water than
cotton.
Are you FOR FAIR TRADE
a n d F R E E E N T E R P R I S E ? Do you believe in liberty and
justice for all? “We hold these truths
to be self-evident, that all men are
created equal, that they are endowed
by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life,
Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness.”
Did you know that the Declaration of
Independence was written on hemp
paper?
According to the Hemp Industry
Association, USA, due to federal
drug laws, “It is currently illegal to
grow industrial hemp for food, oil,
paper or fabric in the USA, but it is
perfectly legal to export hemp to the
U.S. and to process, consume and
wear it there.” Even with cultivation
in Colorado being made legal,
freedom to utilize the crops to their
full potential is limited due to several
regulations both at the state and
federal levels.
Laws must be repealed or enacted
to ALLOW U.S. CITIZENS to buy
and sell U.S. FARM CROPS AND
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instead of being required to purchase
imported items for use in foods, processing,
manufacturing, and consumer goods!
Hemp is found in several retail items in the
USA, from clothing, to hempcrete, to pet food.
“The 2002 figures for global hemp sales were
US$250 million. US $150 million in the United
States alone.”7
“In 2005-2008, hemp food sales have
averaged 47% annual growth, making hemp one
of the fastest-growing natural food categories.”8
“2015 Annual retail sales for hemp products
estimated at $573 million.”9 Personal care
products make up 26% of this market, followed
by industrial applications at 20%, consumer
textiles at 17%, food at 16%, Hemp CBDs at
11%, supplements at 8%, and other consumer
products make up the remaining 2%.
The industrial hemp industry in Colorado
is poised to bring sustainable growth to our
economy. CO lawmakers are striving to make
rules that make sense for farmers, processors,
manufacturers, retailers, and consumers. It is
crucial that our representatives hear from you!
Colorado, again, is proving to be one of the
leaders in granting, protecting, and maintaining
FREEDOM and FAIRNESS to producers and
consumers, alike. Get the facts! Get involved! Join us at Co Hemp Fest 8/12-8/14 behind
the Drive-In at 57510 Hwy 330 in Plateau City
(about 1 mile W of Collbran, CO) to learn more
about the BENEFITS of INDUSTRIAL HEMP.
See the full cycle, from farm to consumer,
and the numerous areas in the industrial hemp
supply chain that are literally an entrepreneur’s
dream!
Connecting local farm and ranch operations
with other farmers and small businesses
throughout the full cycle of the hemp industry
is one long-term objective of Co Hemp Fest.
Approximately thirty hemp-related and local
small businesses and organizations will be
exhibiting and sharing their vision of this “new”
industry which can bring sustainable economic
growth to Western Colorado.
“Without agriculture, there is no culture...”
A benefit for Western Colorado Agriculture
Resource Center, CO Hemp Fest will feature
educational presentations on the main stage
about industrial hemp, as well as replays in the
Info Tent. A business expo for hemp-related
Around twenty expert speakers will be
products and local vendors/small businesses, as
sharing their knowledge and experience on the
well as non-profit booths, will be ongoing all
main stage over three days - 8/12-8/14/2016. three days, as well as activities for the entire
Many will also be available during our Q&A
family. The primary goals for the festival are:
Expert Panel Sessions, and at the Info &/or
to educate the public about and promote the
Media Tents throughout the weekend. Also on
benefits of hemp; for local and hemp vendors
the main stage, hemp demos will be presented,
to have a venue filled with people interested
and twenty or so bands will be entertaining
in hemp products and the farm-to-consumer
festival-goers with a wide range of musical
cycle; and also for our entertainers, vendors,
styles. Volunteers are still welcome!
sponsors, and non-profits to get great exposure
Tickets are on sale online at cohempfest.org/ and support. The theme for 2016 is “Freedom
hemp_fest_co_tickets.html; in Plateau City, CO & Farming”. at The Drive-in; at Grand Mesa RV Park in
Links to several articles, as well as more
Mesa, and in Grand Junction on Horizon Drive
thorough definitions are available at http://
at Western Slope Communications, on Main
cohempfest.org/hemp_info.html
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