WHAT WHERE WHEN GUIDE

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It wasn't easy…
Guy goes to the psychiatrist... He says
“Doc, my wife made me come here.
She thinks I’m crazy just because
I like pancakes.” The shrink says “That’s
not so crazy... why, I like pancakes
myself!” The guy says, “You DO? You
should come over to my house! I’ve got
THOUSANDS of them!”
Q: Why did Cinderella get kicked off the
softball team? A: Because she ran away
from the ball!
A MAGICIAN WAS DRIVING DOWN
THE ROAD – THEN HE TURNED INTO A
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Question: Why did the hipster
burn his mouth?
Answer: He ate the pizza
before it was cool.
Q: Why couldn’t the baker make his
cake any taller? A: He used too much
shortening.
Two people go into a diner, they sit down
at the counter, order two sodas, and then
take sandwiches out of their packs and
start eating them. The owner sees them
and says, “Hey, you can’t eat your own
sandwiches in here!” The two customers
stop eating, look at each other, and swap
sandwiches.
This WWW Guide had some growing
pains and at times seemed it was
never going to happen. Somehow the
extraordinary do-acracy of this community
got it done. Hooray for people doing stuff!
Playa del Fuego May ’13
The new part of the website which
supports this guide wasn't finished as
swiftly as hoped and the printer needed
more time to print it. That meant
participants, especially the extra-organizeddoing-amazing-spectacular-thing-type of
participant had approximately 15 minutes
to register their camp and enter their
event. There was less time to slap this paper
thing together, too. But it all got done.
In the fall it will be easier. There will be
much more time for people to enter their
info. The new log-in and pages won't be so
new. Stuff will get tweaked, and there'll be
better planning. Things generally will be
less confusing and not rushed.
This community is an engine
that runs on goodwill
The website and this guide aren't created
miraculously. No map, lanyard, guide, sign,
button, parking or camp boundary at this
event began life as a lump of clay. They
each require a team of weirdos who have
specialized skills and complicated lives to
happen. Literally hundreds of people work
together to transform Fire Base Lloyd
twice a year and they contribute in almost
a hundred different ways.
There are many volunteers that need
your help to do their job. Please help
them by honoring their deadlines or what
may seem like a silly, tiny, petty request.
Trust them - they know what they need.
They volunteer so they know they are
awesome. Make it easier for them to do
their volunteer tasks and you become the
awesome one.
As sweet as it is to flatter someone, there
are some volunteers who'd rather get the
help they need from you than flowery
words. So help them out, give them what
they need when they ask for it THEN
whipser sweet nothings to them. Deadlines
aren't sexy, but respect is.
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INDEX/STAFF/WHAT IS PDF?
Grand Unified Document v3.11,
edited for length............................... 2-13
Basics............................................ 2-3
Community Standards...................... 4-6
Ten Principles.................................. 4-5
Rules................................................. 6
Sound Policy ................................... 7-9
Public Health & Safety................... 9-10
Event/Site Guide......................... 10-11
Amenities.................................... 11-12
Planning, Participation &
Organization................................ 12-13
Art................................................. 13-15
Ongoing Events .............................. 15-17
Friday Events.................................. 18-22
Saturday Events.............................. 22-27
Sunday Events................................ 27-30
Theme Camps................................ 30-33
Maps ............................................ 34-35
All content subject to change. Content submitted before posted deadlines may be edited
for length or clarity, or may be left alone for
the sake of Radical Self-Expression. Content
submitted to the WWW or Theme Camp coordinator after posted deadlines may not be
included. We’re all volunteers. Apologies for
spelling or other errors. The WWW is not a
newspaper; being printed here does not make
it true and it should not be used as the final
authority of anything.
WWW STAFF
Editor in Cheif............ The Ranger Fumbles
Layout................................... Miss Fidget
Print Wrangler.................... Ranger Buckita
Question: How do you keep a burner
in suspense?
Answer: [answer coming in fall WWW]
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GÜD: GLOSSARY
WHAT IS
PLAYA DEL FUEGO?
Playa del Fuego is the Mid-Atlantic Regional
Burning Man Event. Events are held every
spring and fall, on Memorial Day and
Columbus Day weekends.
Playa del Fuego is an experiment in collaborative community featuring art and music
created by those who join us to participate.
Attendees are known as participants. There
are no spectators at Playa del Fuego; everyone collaborates in some way to create the
event. Inspired by the Burning Man festival,
it is a place for radical self-expression and
an experiment in temporary community
building.
It is a place of acceptance, inclusivity, and
respect. It is organized entirely by volunteers. Art and entertainment is created
solely by participants. There are no concession stands. No cash transactions (except
ice sales) are permitted at Playa del Fuego
- even bartering is discouraged.
This is a sincere experiment in creating a
gift economy. If you need something, ask for
it. If you have it, gift it! There are no garbage
cans: everyone is responsible for packing
out their garbage or throwing it into one of
the handy dumpsters. Playa del Fuego is a
blank canvas: expect nothing...bring everything.
Event Location
VNVMC, Vietnam Veterans
Motorcycle Club of Delaware
474 Fleming Landing Road
Townsend, DE 19734
Nearby Hospital
Christiana Hospital
4755 Ogletown-Stanton Road
Newark, DE 19718, 302-733-1000
Community Expectations
Playa del Fuego believes its participants
want to be good citizens. Getting to PDF can
be a lot of hard work. We think people genuinely care about the community they work
so hard to contribute to. This document
contains information participants need to
sustain this sincere experiment.
We encourage all participants, newbie to
gnarled, to look over this document and
What, Where, When Guide | Educate. Inform. Brainwash.
be reminded this experiment in collaborative community is not complete anarchy.
Generally, if something is not covered in the
GÜD, and it is legal in the larger world, it is
allowed at the event.
Community Process —
how the GÜD evolves
These policies were created by the Planning
Committee or the Board of Directors, which
are all volunteer positions. Either a participant submits a proposal to the Planning
Committee and the PC approves it, or not,
or the BOD makes a decision about something because there is compelling safety/
liability or future-of-the-event-issue at stake.
Once something becomes an official event
policy/procedure/ rule via the BOD or PC,
it goes into the GÜD which is compiled by
humble scribes. The best and easiest way
to reach the PC, is via the PONY.
GLOSSARY
PDF - Playa del Fuego
MOOP - matter out of place, anything that is
not indigenous the natural environment you
are in, for example: litter, cigarette butts,
glitter
Rangers - helpful people who rove about in
khaki with radios. They are neither cops,
your mom, nor required to wear utilikilts.
VNVMC - Viet Nam Veterans Motorcycle
Club, our hosts and landlords who refer to
this place as FIRE BASE LLOYD. Be respectful of them.
Coordinator - A super-volunteer who doesn’t
just work a shift, they run an entire department like DPW, PARKING, THEME CAMPS,
or GATE.
Burn - slang for a Burning Man-inspired
event like ours. Burns are not music festivals. A few differences being: at burns there
are no spectators, burns follow The 10 principles, and the pretty girls at burns aren’t
dancing ankle deep in a pile of beer bottles
and cups. “Have a nice burn.”
10 Principles - Burning Man’s version of the
10 Commandments, wherein you are permitted to covet your neighbor’s wife but not to
litter or participate in cash activities like
vending. And so very much more. See 10
Principles in COMMUNITY STANDARDS
Volunteer Central - AKA “Participation
Station”; a large temporary shelter located
next to the red stage. It has volunteer schedules and sign-ups, lost and found, ranger HQ
and radios, copies of the WWW Guide, and
a few shady seats. Good place to go with a
question.
Gate - The Gate are the portals through
which you enter the event. The event has
2 gates, front and back. One gate turns
tickets and valid IDs into official wristbands
during specific hours posted elsewhere. The
back gate is next to the main parking lot
and features the Greeters. Always show your
wristband to the nice people working the
gate when you enter, leave, or bring them a
cold beverage/tasty snack.
PC - The Planning Committee makes the
nuts and bolts choices that run the event.
The Planning Committee is comprised of
literally anyone and everyone who calls the
Planning Meeting conference call or attends
in person. You may attend as many or as
few meetings as you like, however, your vote
only counts for meetings you actually are
a part of. Read more about the PC at the
PONY.
PDF, Inc.- a Maryland not-for-profit corporation recognized by the IRS as a 501(c)3.
PONY - PONY stands for Planning and
Organization Need You. It is the official
online planning and discussion forum for
Playa del Fuego.
BOD - Board of Directors. A dozen or so
unpaid volunteers in search of a hot tub
in which to sit and think. They also handle
all the boring legal parts of the event like
taxes, insurance, liability, and adhering to
our mission.
Comp Tickets -There are no comp tickets at
PDF. Not even for volunteers, artists, DJs,
the Planning Committee, or the Board.
Reserve Tickets - These are used to ensure
that people essential to the smooth operation of the event. Everyone approved for a
reserve ticket must still pay for it. Art Grant
recipients also receive reserve tickets as
art is central to our mission and artists
are bound by contract to be present at the
event.
Playa del Fuego | May Two Thousand & Thirteen
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GÜD: COMMUNITY STANDARDS/TEN PRINCIPLES
COMMUNITY
STANDARDS
PLAYA del FUEGO PRINCIPLES
Self Expression
Our events foster an environment of creative
self-expression, where participants feel
supported to honestly express their inner
selves, through artistic creation, performance, and in their social interactions.
Self Organization
Radical Self-reliance - Burning Man encourages the individual to discover, exercise and
rely on his or her inner resources.
Our events foster an environment of self
organization. The event is 100% volunteer
run. No one gets comp tickets. Everyone is
invited to plan. Everyone is invited to play.
Everyone is invited to work. The Planning
Meetings and Planning Committees are
open to everyone to attend.
Radical Self-expression - Radical self-expression arises from the unique gifts of the
individual. No one other than the individual
or a collaborating group can determine its
content. It is offered as a gift to others.
In this spirit, the giver should respect the
rights and liberties of the recipient.
Accountability
Communal Effort - Our community values
creative cooperation and collaboration.
We strive to produce, promote and protect
social networks, public spaces, works of art,
and methods of communication that support
such interaction.
Our events foster an environment of personal accountability, where we hold ourselves responsible for our own actions, and
take personal responsibility for meeting our
own needs, for the event itself, and for the
event’s impact on the world at large.
Cooperation
Our events foster an environment of cooperation, where participants work together to
resolve potential conflicts respectfully, to help
mediate conflicts between others, and to
create art, performance, and social space on
a larger scale than one person could alone.
Additionally, participants seek to keep events
sustainable by volunteering, cleaning up after
themselves, and assuming personal responsibility for conducting themselves in accordance with local, state and federal laws.
TEN PRINCIPLES
At Playa del Fuego we follow the Ten
Principles of Burning Man. They were written
in the 90s by Larry Harvey to help guide the
many budding regional events like ours.
Radical Inclusion - Anyone may be a part of
Burning Man. We welcome and respect the
stranger. No prerequisites exist for participation in our community.
Gifting - Burning Man is devoted to acts of
gift giving. The value of a gift is unconditional. Gifting does not contemplate a return or
an exchange for something of equal value.
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Decommodification - In order to preserve the
spirit of gifting, our community seeks to create social environments that are unmediated
by commercial sponsorships, transactions,
or advertising. We stand ready to protect our
culture from such exploitation. We resist the
substitution of consumption for participatory
experience.
Civic Responsibility - We value civil society.
Community members who organize events
should assume responsibility for public
welfare and endeavor to communicate civic
responsibilities to participants. They must
also assume responsibility for conducting
events in accordance with local, state and
federal laws.
Leaving No Trace - Our community respects
the environment. We are committed to leaving no physical trace of our activities wherever we gather. We clean up after ourselves
and endeavor, whenever possible, to leave
such places in a better state than when we
found them.
Participation - Our community is committed
to a radically participatory ethic. We believe
that transformative change, whether in
the individual or in society, can occur only
through the medium of deeply personal participation. We achieve being through doing.
Everyone is invited to work. Everyone is invited to play. We make the world real through
actions that open the heart.
GÜD: BOUNDARIES/RANGERS
Immediacy - Immediate experience is, in
many ways, the most important touchstone
of value in our culture. We seek to overcome barriers that stand between us and a
recognition of our inner selves, the reality
of those around us, participation in society,
and contact with a natural world exceeding
human powers. No idea can substitute for
this experience.
BOUNDARIES &
EXPECTATIONS
COMMUNITY EXPECTATIONS
Playa del Fuego is an experiment in community, ad-hocracy, and do-ocracy. Respect
is fundamental to this community. Please
respect yourself, other participants, and our
hosts. Participants can be held liable for
endangering or injuring other participants
or their property. Please plan all projects
and activities accordingly and use common
sense. Playa del Fuego operates on a gift
economy. It is expected everyone contributes to the community in some meaningful
way and gives as much as they receive.
There are many ways to give; do not limit
yourself to material gifts.
BOUNDARIES
Self Expression and Cooperation require a
social contract to make our event a safe
place to play.
Respect the personal boundaries of others.
• Respect the moment. Comfort levels vary
at different times and with different people.
• Before you assume someone wants your
physical attentions, ASK. Being direct is OK.
It is expected protocol, and sexier than you
might think.
• NO always means NO.
• After someone has said NO, cajoling,
pleading, or any form of emotional blackmail
is UNACCEPTABLE.
• Respecting personal boundaries includes
taking pictures or video, as well as physical
and verbal interaction.
Q: A termite walks into a saloon...
A: and asks, “Is the bar tender here?”
Take responsibility
for your own boundaries
• You must be able to say NO.
• Be sober enough to be in control or make
plans with a friend to have a “designated
driver.”
• How you feel is not magically telegraphed
to others. YOU are in charge of your boundaries.
• You are responsible for yourself but you
can always ask for help. Talk to those
around you (or a Ranger) if someone is making you uncomfortable.
Awareness
• Simply put, should you be doing that
here? Not everything is a good idea everywhere.
• Remain aware of your surroundings and
aware of your actions and make sure you
are in the right place for what you’re doing.
• If you’re not sure if what you’re about to
do is ok where you are, or with those around
you, just ask someone.
RANGERS ARE HERE TO HELP
Rangers are not cops or your mom, but they
do want to try and ensure that everyone
is having the best burn possible. People
who Ranger are usually those friends that
you always know will be there for you. The
PDF Rangers do their thing via the FLAME
method: Find Out, Listen, Analyze, Mediate,
Explain. But you don’t need to be a Ranger
to do this yourself! If something or someone
is bothering you, try to talk to that person
calmly and work it out. If something doesn’t
seem right to you, ask about it - Find Out
what’s going on. You may discover it’s not
really a problem, or you may discover that
it is and that you either need to make a
request, or Explain one of our few rules and
see if you can recruit that person to help
you respect it.
If/when you decide you want help, something is more intense or complicated than
a minor disagreement, or you or a friend
might need help from an outside resource
of any kind, find/ask a Ranger (they are
those funny looking folks in khaki). If you
don’t see one wandering about, head over
to Center Camp where you will find Ranger
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GÜD: RULES/ENTRY
Headquarters (behind Participation Station)
and the Ranger Base Radio. There are
instructions posted near the radio on how to
turn it on and call for an available Ranger to
meet you at Part Station. We are ready and
waiting to help you have an awesome PDF!
Interested in becoming a Ranger? Have
you attended at least one PDF prior to
this? If so, feel free to come by Ranger
Headquarters on Friday night at 7pm for
Ranger Training, or ask a Ranger to help
you find Snuggles, our On Site Ranger
Coordinator.
RULES
Rules have consequences.
Consequences may include being ejected
from the event and/or being unable to
attend future events.
Illegal Activity
Please note: Playa del Fuego, Inc. does not
condone ANY illegal activity. We create a
temporary city with its own rules. This city
coexists within an area of real laws. Try to
make that coexistence a peaceful one. Abide
by all relevant local, state and federal laws. If
you see law enforcement officers, be nice to
them. PDF will cooperate with all local, county, state and federal officials. We all share an
interest in having a smooth event.
Be warned: Any ticket holder found driving
while intoxicated/under the influence will be
banned from the event for no less than one
year and possibly for life.
Off Limit Areas
The Vietnam Veterans Motorcycle Club of
Delaware (VNVMC), who owns the land on
which we camp, has indicated that the following areas are 100% off limits. PDF is not
responsible for what happens to you if you
disrespect these areas. At a minimum, you
will be forced to leave:
• Anything to the left of the gravel drive is
off limits except the showers and portapotties next to the showers only. Stay to the
right of the road at all other times.
• The Clubhouse - a yellow and white building
located between the showers and pavilion.
• The Flagpole - located at the right edge of
the gravel road and is near the clubhouse.
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GÜD: SOUND POLICY
It is surrounded by a fence and is clearly
marked.
• The helicopter, its stand, and the miscellaneous bombs & ammo boxes surrounding it.
• Any buildings, closed fields, or fields with
animals in them.
• Just because it isn’t on the above list,
does not mean you are allowed there. Use
good judgment.
VNVMC Sovereignty at Event
There are unique benefits that come from
holding our event on the VNVMC site but
they are not without a few strings. Our landlords, the VNVMC, reserve the right to object
to actions of our participants and ask those
participants to cease the offending activity
immediately, with no discussion. In other
words, if the Vets say so, it is so. The Vets’
demands supersede anything that may be
contained in this document or may seem
otherwise OK in the larger world.
EVENT ENTRY
Wristbands
Everyone will be required to wear wristbands. Anyone found without a wristband
will be ejected. Replacements can be
acquired at the Front gate during ticketing
hours. If someone asks to see your wristband, it’s cool, just show them.
Re-entry
If you leave the event site, even to just get
something from your car, and wish to reenter, you must be wearing a wristband.
Gate Crashing and Sneak-ins
Gate crashing and sneaking in violates core
principles of our event and are not tolerated. Gate crashers and sneak -ins will be
treated like anyone without a wristband and
be ejected.
Scalped and Counterfeit tickets
Scalped and counterfeit tickets violate core
principles of our event and are not tolerated. Scalped and counterfeit tickets are
void and will not be accepted for admittance
or exchanged for a wristband. Wristbands
obtained with scalped or counterfeit tickets
or in any other nefarious manner may be
voided and the wearer ejected.
No Nudity within Site of Gate
Our landlords, the VNVMC requires that all
participants within view of the gates, using
the porta potties at the front gate, outside
the gates, in the parking lot or off the property, dress accordingly – that means modestly.
If you can be seen from the road or a neighboring home, you should be properly attired
for a public setting. Meaning there should
be nothing about your attire that allows others to see parts of your body the law does
not normally allow to be displayed in public.
Generally, if you can see the road or the “outside world” make sure you are covered.
SOUND POLICY
The complete Sound Policy is in the GÜD on our
website. A copy of the GÜD may also be available at
Participation Station or one of the Gates.
Below is an excerpt from our new Sound
Policy. All participants should read and
review it even if the policy does not directly
apply to you. Each of us has a role to play
in our community to ensure that no one person or group puts our event at risk.
Additionally, we have created THE SOUND
RULE below to ensure that members of
our community can safely approach anyone
directly about a sound issue without fear
of retaliation. If you suspect that a camp
or an individual is placing the event at risk
by not adhering to the sound policy, please
approach them as a member of our community and let them know that you believe
that they may be violating the sound policy.
Offer any assistance you can to helping
them to resolve the problem and be sure to
thank them for doing their part to helping
us keep our venue!
THE SOUND RULE
If you suspect that an individual or a camp
is violating the sound policy and may pose
as a disturbance to our landlord’s neighbors,
please approach them IMMEDIATELY with
your concern. If they do not take action or
the action is not satisfactory, please report
the issue to a Sound Committee Member,
Sound Patrol, Sound Marshal, Ranger, Playa
del Fuego Board of Director (BOD) as quickly
as possible.
If you are approached by anyone about
a sound policy violation, you MUST
IMMEDIATELY CORRECT or CEASE the activity which is causing the suspected sound
violation. In particular, if a representative
from the Vets comes by your camp and
raises an issue. If that occurs, reach out
the Sound Committee so that the issue
can be resolved through proper channels. If
you do not take action, you may be directly
placing the entire event at risk which might
lead SEVERE ACTIONS, such as being disbarred from a future event or the immediate
EVICTION of your entire camp.
Who This Policy Applies To
If one or more of the following items are
true, this Sound Policy applies to you and/
or your camp:
1. I bring, manage, and/or support amplified
sound equipment at PDF
2. I use amplified sound equipment (ex. DJ,
musician)
3. I carry or play a musical instrument that
produces audible or sub-audible sound
4. I am part of a camp that in any way
produces sound in any manner which can
be heard from beyond the boundaries of my
camp
5. I carry a megaphone, siren, or produce
loud sounds from any source (ex. whistles,
horns, yelling/screaming etc)
SOUND POLICY SUMMARY
General Info
• T here is no longer a distinction between
amplified sound and non-amplified sound
when it comes to the application of this
policy. If sound that is produced within
your sound camp can be heard outside of
your camp or the event, you are a sound
camp.
• T he use of amplification after midnight will
be limited to three (3) authorized sound
camps; these sound camps will be identified by the Sound Committee.
•A
NY participant can invoke THE SOUND
RULE against a sound camp or other individual that is violating the sound policy.
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• T here are severe sanctions for individuals
and camps that violates the sound policy.
If a complaint from our landlord, their
neighbors, or a law enforcement officer is
received as a result of a sound policy violation, actions will be taken against those
who are in violation of the policy. This may
result in eviction of your entire camp.
RESTRICTIONS
10:00 PM - MIDNIGHT
•M
usical instruments and audio equipment
that produces, or is capable of producing
sub-audible sound; such as large woofers,
subwoofers, and bass drums, must be put
away and/or disabled to prevent use.
•A
mplified sound located in the back field
must be turned off completely and disabled to prevent use. Loud musical instruments (ex: horns, bagpipes, drums, sirens
etc) must not be played in the back field.
• F ront open camping and far back open
camping (The last couple rows) are now
officially quiet camp areas. There can be
no amplified sound or generators in those
locations.
•A
mplified and non-amplified sound must
be turned down and not exceed the sound
levels as stated in the Standards section
of this policy. This applies to all camps.
MIDNIGHT - 10:00 AM
• T HREE (3) AUTHORIZED Sound Camps will
be permitted to play sound after midnight
and must turn-down and not exceed the
sound level as stated in this policy.
•A
ll other camps must turn off and disable
amplified sound at midnight.
• T he volume of non-amplified musical
instruments and voices should be kept at
the volume of a normal speaking voice.
Loud musical instruments must be put
away to prevent use.
10:00 AM - 10:00 PM
• T he use of amplified sound, subwoofers,
and musical instruments may be used at
any location, adhering to the limits outlined in this document above
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GÜD: PUBLIC HEALTH AND SAFETY
ROLES
PDF Board of Directors (BOD): Board of
Directors have ultimate authority to shut
down some or all sound if deemed necessary. When making a decision to shut down
sound permanently, BOD will make an effort
to have Sound Marshal and/or BOD on duty
and/or Quorum of Directors (a quorum is 3
or more Board Members). Any BOD may shut
down sound temporarily as they see fit.
Sound Sponsor: Camp Leaders or individuals planning to bring amplified sound or
music to PDF must designate a Sound
Sponsor for their amplified sound system.
This person, in conjunction with the Camp
Leader, is responsible for sound levels in
his/her camp. The Sound Sponsor may,
but is not required to be, the Camp Leader.
Sound Sponsor designates alternates and
chooses the individuals designated as Sound
Committee Members for camp. The Sound
Sponsor or one of his/her representatives is
readily available within earshot of the camp
at all times when the sound system is in use.
Sound Marshal: Member of the BOD or other
designee responsible for ensuring PDF-wide
compliance with the sound policy. If there
is a question or mediation required, Sound
Marshal may be called upon to give advice
or make decisions. The Sound Marshal will
work in conjunction with members of the
BOD, but in situations where the Sound
Marshal is not on the BOD, the Marshal
will ultimately defer to the decisions of the
BOD.
Sound Committee: Members dealing with
enforcement. Members are chosen from
within the PDF sound art community and/
or the PDF community at large, identified by the Sound Marshal and approved
by the BOD for dealing with enforcement
of sound policy throughout the PDF community. Sound Committee personnel are
given authority stemming from the BOD to
turn off any sound that violates community
standards.
Sound Patrol: This is a participant, a human,
dealing with monitoring and can come from
any part of PDF community. If there is a perceived violation, Sound Committee Members
will report to Sound Committee member for
enforcement. Sound Committee Members
will come from sound camps and the PDF
community at large. At least one Sound
Committee Member will be on-duty when a
camp sound system is operational.
Participants: This is a participant of the
event (YOU!). If you perceive a violation from
an individual or a camp to any rule contained in this policy, you are encouraged to
invoke THE SOUND RULE and approach the
individual or camp directly and ask them to
resolve the violation. If action is not taken
or is not satisfactory to resolve the violation,
please report the problem immediately to a
Sound Committee Member, Sound Marshal,
Ranger, or Playa del Fuego Board of Director
(BOD) as quickly as possible.
The complete Sound Policy is on our website.
PUBLIC
HEALTH & SAFETY
Porta Potties
If it wasn’t made by your body, don’t put it in
the potty. Your wastes and 1-ply toilet paper
are the only things that should be in the potties. “Flushable” baby wipes, tampons, food,
beer bottles, etc. clog the hose of the pottie
truck, damage the pottie truck, make the
pottie man’s life difficult and may result in
our potties not getting emptied on schedule.
See LEAVE NO TRACE, MOOP, and THERE
ARE NO PUBLIC TRASH CANS.
FIRE, BURN BARRELS &
BURNING ART
Fireworks
Fireworks of any kind are prohibited in the
state of Delaware and are not welcome at
the VNVMC.
Firewood
Firewood is included in your ticket price.
It is available while supplies last. Do not
over-feed your fires. Do not take wood from
the main stack. If you have something that
burns a lot of wood, please bring some of
your own, but only bring wood from a local
Delaware vendor to contain invasive insect
species that kill trees.
Fire Lanterns are Forbidden
Fire lanterns, aka Chinese fire lanterns, aka
sky lanterns are prohibited. They are flying,
flaming MOOP whose trajectory can’t be controlled or predicted.
Safety, Extinguishers and Spinners
All flame must be attended at all times.
This includes camp fires, tiki torches, fire
spinning, candles or any other open flame.
If you build a fire or light a flame it is your
responsibility to monitor it and ensure for its
safety. Bring a fire extinguisher. Fire spinning
without a safety is prohibited and stupid
dangerous.
Burnable Art
• Burning art is part of our culture at PDF. It is
a symbolic celebration of the cycle of life and
death—we don’t dwell in what we’ve done so
much as we celebrate what we can do.
• If you have brought art that you want to
burn: you must have contacted the Burning
Art Coordinator in advance for approval and
coordination, burningart-lead@playadelfuego.
org.
• There is no guarantee that your art will
burn. Plan other creative ways to destroy
your art that are less reliant on the weather.
• Don’t throw toxic or dangerous things into
a fire.
GARBAGE
No Public Trash Cans
Burn barrels are not trash cans. There are
no public trash cans at this event. At all
times, at all places on the site, you are
responsible for the trash you create. Don’t
ask someone if they have a trash can they don’t.
Leave No Trace
Leave no trace is an important but simple
principle of our community. The goal is to
leave no trace of our amazing event. If possible leave things in better condition than
we found them. That means to not leave
trash, cigarette butts, poop, feathers, sofas,
bacon grease, beer cans, glitter or sequins
behind when we leave. That means to not
harm the environment by scorching the
ground by burning something improperly
or altering or destroying trees or existing
structures. We also don’t leave problems for
other people to deal with.
What’s brown and sticky?
A stick.
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GÜD: PUBLIC HEALTH AND SAFETY/PARKING
Dumpsters
Dumpsters are a luxury at PDF that exist
at the insistence of our hosts; most burns
are pack-it-in-pack-it-out. Dumpsters are for
household type trash only. If it does not fit in
a trash bag, it should not go in a dumpster.
No furniture, large items or spooky chemicals
allowed in the dumpster. Do not put ashes in
the dumpster – they belong in the Ash Dump.
Hot ashes set the dumpster on fire. Seriously,
no one wants to deal with a flaming dumpster.
Dumpsters are a huge expense — billed by
weight, so please bring home as much as you
can or minimize what you bring. One way to
bring less trash is to remove excess packaging before you come. See ASH DUMP, LEAVE
NO TRACE, NO PUBLIC TRASH CANS.
Ash Dump
Spent ashes go in the ash dump, not the
dumpster. The location of the ash dump has
changed now and then. Ask a Ranger, DPW
or smartie-pants where it is. Wise campers
stop their fires early Sunday evening so their
ashes are cold during Pack Out on Monday.
Recycling
There are several recycling centers near the
shopping centers in town. Participants are
encouraged to collect their recycling and
drop it off at one of these centers, or bring
it home for your local pickup.
Water as a “Trace”
Water leaves a trace and should be used
thoughtfully. Private “sun” and other types
of showers, kiddie pools, vigorous washing up, dish washing, and other large water
uses are discouraged and should only
be used when a plan on how to disperse
the water properly is in place. In general,
small amounts of gray water should be
dumped into existing ditches on the site.
Grey water should not be dumped onto the
ground in areas where people are camping. Be especially careful using water near
roads and pathways. Muddy paths are a
nuisance and can be a safety hazard. See
LEAVE NO TRACE.
• All grey water must be dealt with appropriately and in accordance to event policy. ie,
it cannot be dumped out on the ground and
must either be packed out or disposed of at
appropriate drain location. If you don’t know
where an appropriate spot is, it is YOUR
responsibility to find out. See WATER AS A
TRACE.
• All filled pools must be either attended
by an adult 18 years or older or somehow
locked up or fenced in at all times.
Vending/Gifting
Vending of any kind is not allowed. This
includes promotion of other events. Gifting
does not equal bartering, nor are you entitled to anything. It’s only a gift when offered
freely - taking something because you want
it is still theft at PDF. Ask permission before
taking or touching anything or anyone.
Generators
Generators must be attended at all times,
as they are a fire hazard. Generators create many types of pollution including noise
pollution and should be used thoughtfully.
Generators should be boxed to minimize
their polluting effects. If a generator must
be used, it should be sited in such a way
to minimize its effect on neighbors and the
community.
No Dogs
Dogs are prohibited (with the exception of
service animals) at the event due to the
presence of local dogs and a history of territorial issues. For other pets, you are urged
to consider whether PDF is an appropriately
safe environment. Some animals do not
respond well to change, and pets have
escaped and even died in the past.
EVENT/SITE GUIDE
For complete information about admissions
and directions please seen the unedited
GÜD at http://www.playadelfuego.org.
Parking
Pools
Pools by definition are any body of water
used explicitly or in some part to bathe,
swim or cool off.
• Pools filled with liquid are only allowed in
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personal or theme camp areas. They can
not be placed in communal areas.
The parking station is located on the outside of the back entrance in the back field.
When you enter the property please follow
the signs to the main lot. Once through the
overflow/Large truck lot you will be greeted
GÜD: PARKING/AMENITIES
by one of our flaggers who will ask to see
your wrist bands and whether you are parking or need to enter the event for dropping
off your gear.
1. Parking: It is important to follow the
flaggers and park where they ask you to in
order to maximize the number of available
parking spaces. If there is not a flagger,
please follow signs and avoid parking in
roadways or paths.
2. Drop offs: If you are dropping off your
gear, please follow the flaggers’ instructions
to proceed to the parking tent to receive a
temporary parking pass.
NOTE: Passes are for 30 minutes only.
Please do not stay on site with your car for
more than 30 minutes and fer goodness’
sake, remember to pick up your license!
While we try our best to get your license back
to you if you forget it, we are not responsible
for your license if it is left at the event. The
Log book will be put away Sunday evening!
Temporary Unloading Passes
So that everyone gets a chance to come in
and unload in a timely manner, your temporary unloading pass allows you no more
than 30 minutes to unload your vehicle. If
you leave your vehicle inside longer than
30 minutes, you may be towed. If you
return your pass in less than 30 minutes,
parking is free! Unload your equipment
and return your vehicle. Do not hunt down
all your friends or set up your camp now.
Communicate with your campmates in
advance so that you may proceed directly
to where you plan to camp. But please only drive on marked roads, for everyone’s
safety!
Once you unload your vehicle, return promptly to the front gate, return your parking pass
and collect your license. When returning
your passes please pull over to the side
of the road and do not block traffic coming
in our out of the event. Someone at the
greeter station will then give you directions
to the back lot where you should park as
directed. You should not park in the front lot
unless directed to do so by someone at the
greeter station.
On-Site Parking Passes
On-site vehicle passes are available by preregistration only. If you have not reserved
an on-site pass, you may not sleep in your
vehicle. Please park your vehicle where
instructed to by the volunteers at the gate.
Once parked on-site, your vehicle must stay
there until you leave the event - you cannot
drive it out and re-enter. Issued On-site parking passes must be displayed at all times.
Greeting
Once you’ve gotten wristbands and parked
your car, head inside and you will be greeted
by our greeter team inside the back gate.
Their mission is to give you hugs, a What
Where When event guide, explain the 10
principles, spank virgins, answer simple
questions and provide information (like
where to volunteer, nudge-nudge). Spanking
is optional, butt (butt!) it is always appropriate to approach a Greeter bearing gifts.
Art Cars
Art cars are permitted on site but must be
pre-registered and remain parked.
Re-entry
If you leave the event site - even to just get
something from your car - and wish to reenter, you must be wearing a wristband.
AMENITIES
Water
There is usually water available in 3 places.
Exact location subject to change. Look for
blue flags on site to mark the water:
• Near the Pavilion and sink
• Near the red former horse barn
• Between Field 5 and 6.
Please be mindful of mud as MOOP - don’t
leave hoses running to create hazardous
swamps. See also LEAVE NO TRACE, WATER
AS A TRACE
Ice
Ice is available to purchase from the vets.
Bring cash, small bills appreciated.
Showers
There are 2 sets of showers on site. They
are a luxury. Be brief to conserve water,
especially hot water, as supplies are limited.
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GÜD: AMENITIES/PREPARATION
No electrical outlets are available at the
showers. All personal items brought into
the shower including toiletries, garments
and trash must be taken with you when you
leave the shower. See LEAVE NO TRACE,
MOOP, THERE ARE NO PUBLIC TRASH CANS.
Generally, the cinder block hut with stalls
near the Vet’s yellow building is single sex,
single user. Co-ed and co-showers are more
easily accommodated in the large open
showers next to the red barn. At the cinderblock showers people wishing to shower
together, or shower on the opposite gender’s
side should ask consent of all those they
would be showering with. Our event is inclusive to all genders and sexual orientations,
and that includes the showers, too. Don’t
like it? Come back later. If someone is making you uncomfortable in the showers, or
anywhere at the event, or is acting without
your consent, speak up-let them know. If
that doesn’t help, ask a ranger to FLAME
the situation.
Local Supplies
The shopping center at the intersection of
301 and 299 includes a major hardware
store, a big-box discount department store, a
grocery store, a drug store, a dollar store and
several restaurants. The shopping center at
896 and 301 just south of 95 includes a grocery store and other stores. Many new strip
malls have been built in the Middletown area
in the recent years.
Pavilion
Feel free to use the pavilion for cooking
and dining and playing, but please practice
Leave No Trace and clean up after yourself
when you are done. Do not leave behind
leftover food for the taking - the best way
to get rid of leftovers is to “take them for a
walk” and offer them to other people. If the
pavilion is not kept clean, pavilion privileges
may be lost. They yellow building adjacent
to the Pavilion belongs to our landlords and
is strictly off limits. See LEAVE NO TRACE,
MOOP, THERE ARE NO PUBLIC TRASH CANS.
Stage
Those with stage time may want to consult
an event guide to see if their time coincides with other events, like art burns. PDF
org provides sound equipment. Any other
equipment needed by performers is up to
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GÜD: MAYOR/GUIDELINES & ART
the performer to provide. If you have questions, look for DJ Matt at Camp Fogie or
Participation Station.
WEATHER AND CONDITIONS
Be Prepared for Weather Extremes
Our event is held rain or shine. It has been
held during Nor’Easters, severe thunderstorms, coastal flooding, plagues of insects,
and record heat and cold. A shade or rain
structure can be helpful. Be sure to properly
stake or rebar any structures you erect. Tents
have blown out of the event grounds, becoming MOOP. Shade structures have become
wind borne and hit people in the head.
Insects
Be prepared for a variety of biting, stinging
and annoying insects. If you know you have
an allergy, bring the supplies you need to
stay healthy.
Mud Burn
Park at your own risk. If there is rain many
areas will get swampy, and your car may
get stuck. Do not spin your tires if you get
stuck; find people to push or tow you out
safely. The parking lot and roads may have
to be closed if conditions are severe and a
carry in/carry out situation could happen.
PREPARATION
Really Radical Self Reliance
Playa del Fuego is an exercise in radical
self-reliance. Bring everything you are going
to need, including food, water, shelter, basic
medications and hygiene products. Gifts
are a wonderful expression of community,
but you must take responsibility for your
own survival and well-being. Do not show
up expecting the community to take care of
you. We have dedicated volunteers who are
also EMTs on site, but they are an emergency resource only. Do not rely on them for
basic OTC medications.
Planning, Participation &
Organization
There is a vast hive of activity behind the
super-slick, seamless production of Playa
del Fuego. We would LOVE to have your
help! Want the skinny on the world behind
the curtain? Go online and read this section
to find out about art, volunteers, the Board
of Directors, emails and more.
A RT
Mayor
Each event there is a Mayor. The Mayor for
Spring PDF 2013 is Amy Prime. Look for the
for the big tall blonde gal with the lanyard
that says “MAYOR.”
What the heck is the Mayor of PDF? Pretty
simple - besides wearing something spiffy,
the Mayor is a member of the board whose
job it is to listen to community members. So
if you have concerns, ideas, topics to consider, complaints, worries, or want to offer a
“bribe” find the Mayor. You can, of course,
talk to any board member any time, but the
Mayor is someone who has made themselves conspicuous for your convenience. If
you have any questions, hugs, or concerns
look for the Mayor.
GUIDELINES
Not rules, but friendly suggestions to make
things easier on you and everyone else.
Social Media
Posting photos to social media sites
removes your control of the photos and of
the ‘ask first’ arrangement made with other
participants. By posting, you give ownership
of those photos to the social media sites.
Theses sites retain those photos even if you
delete them. Think twice before giving your
art to social media sites.
Hydration
Dehydration is a very serious risk at PDF;
DRINK WATER, and lots of it. Alcohol and
caffeine dehydrate you; it is not water. Water
is not sold at the event (except in the form
of ice), so bring all the water you will need.
We strongly recommend a minimum of 2-3
gallons a day for drinking, cooking, and
hygiene. Signs of dehydration:
• Feeling uncharacteristically cranky
• Rapid or sudden weight loss
• Increasing thirst
• Dry mouth
• Cessation of sweating
• Weakness or lightheadedness particularly
if worsening on standing
Art is central to the mission and experience
of Playa del Fuego. All participants are
welcome to apply for an Art Grant. Watch
the website for details and deadlines.
“Thank You” to every artist who made work
for this event.
Balloon Chain
Artist: Michael Cha
Art Grant Winner
This installation received an Arts Grant and
will be shown at Playa del Fuego May 2013.
Location: On the Playa!
Body Heat
Artists: Sage Kochavi and Jacob Fenwick
Art Grant Winner
Bowliards
Artists: Alan “Sheck” Shechter & “Big Mike”
Art Grant Winner
What do you get when you combine two
popular recreational activities that are both
conducive to drinking - bowling and shooting pool? BOWLIARDS! A large billiard
table will be on the playa, and bowling balls
are used. Pick up the cue ball and bowl! No
quarters necessary. Enjoy!
Earthwind Inspire:
an Interactive Art Installation
Artists: Mac, Stef, Big Bear, Aryeh and Jake
Art Grant Winner
Come with us now, on a journey through
time and space in a big blue dome that’s bigger on the inside. Step into the observation
deck of Earthwind Inspire: an interactive art
installation. Space out under the blacklit stars
or entertain yourself with the flight controls
to play some games or affect your environment.Vulcans, Ewoks, Time Lords, members
of the Galactic Federation of Light, and all
manner of space oddities are welcome. Oh,
and humans, too.
Location: Space Camp (Now with more
Vibe Tribe!)
• Darkening of the urine or a decrease in
urination.
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ART
ART & ONGOING
Mixtup
Artist: The Wobble Family
Mixtup is a neon tangram puzzle! The structure is two blackboard walls with Velcro strips
to attach brightly colored tangram puzzle
pieces. The walls can be drawn on with chalk,
and the puzzle pieces can form a variety of
shapes. We brought this in Spring 2012 with
an art grant, and hope to display it again.
Location: See map for location.
Paw Prints on Your Heart
Artists: Smelly Melly, Niki Shenanigans and Camp Fogie
Art Grant Winner
Paw Prints on Your Heart is lovingly created
burnable cat art that will burn on Sunday
night to remember, memorialize, love and
share our beloved kitties that have left their
paw prints on our hearts, have gone on to
Rainbow Bridge and are waiting for their
people one day to come join them.You
can add pics, writings and momentos to
remember your own fur baby(s). This piece is
dedicated to cats, however, of course, any pet
is welcome to be added to our kitty piece.
Please honor our furry friends thru silence as
this piece is being lit on fire.
Location: Pony Burn Pad
Spare Torch
Artists: Benjamin Gardiner, Maria Padhila,
Adrian Summers, and Miss Squidney
Art Grant Winner
Solitary illuminated piece combining conical elements constructed of reclaimed, excess
materials: Spare Torch burns its last and
brightest on Sunday night.
Location: Red Barn with Open Shower
Temple Vortex
Artists: Michael Verdon and Jeffery Wendell
Art Grant Winner
The Crypto Lotus
Artists: Branden, Wax, and Hall
Art Grant Winner
The Crypto Lotus is a large animatronic lotus
with thousands of LEDs embedded in its petals and is surrounded by glowing lily pads.You
are the Crypto Lotus’ favorite pollinator and
colors, numbers, patterns, music, and math are
its seeds. It will draw you in with its beautiful lights, but can you work together to solve
its puzzles and get it to bloom? The Crypto
Lotus will awaken every night at dusk.
Location: Synesthesiae
Reef
Artist: Quentin Davis
Art Grant Winner
The Great Balls O Fire Flaming Piano
Have you ever seen a reef while snorkeling?
It is the closest thing to an alien planet, right
here on our planet, as we can get. Back in
1977 the movie “Close encounters of a Third
Kind” had a scene where Richard Dryfus’
character Roy goes crazy and builds a scale
model of Devil’s Tower in his rec-room using
whatever he can find around the house. Since
1977 that is all I’ve been doing; building
strange scenes from my mind in the middle
of the house. Reef is the latest.
Location: Camp 215
Solar Wind Tunnel
Artists: Big Bob, Lucifer, Fernando, Scorpio
Come cool off at PDF’s first solar wind tunnel. It’s fully shaded, it has a fan driven breeze
and is powered by the sun. WHAT MORE
DO YOU NEED TO know???
Location: Poly Haven / Camp Red Bottom
How much do pirates get paid?
Artists: Scott Van Hoven and
Melanie (‘Hudson’) Crawford
Art Grant Winner
tHE infinite ART Beat
Artist: Workinonit
Art Grant Winner
The natural law of coupled oscillators holds
that when two or more rhythms meet, they
will become coordinated;a phenomenon
seen across the natural world, from fireflies
matching their flashes to groups falling into
step. tHE ART Beat will consist of an infinity mirror in the shape of a heart. There will
be two pulse monitors attached to tHE ART
Beat. When one person is connected to tHE
ART Beat, it will begin to pulse with the
beat of your heart. When two people are
connected, it will visualize each of tHEir
ART Beats. See if your heartbeats sync!
Location: See map for location.
A buck an ear. (arghh)
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White Horse Tibetan Prayer Flag
Maypole
Artist: Zen BadKitty
Art Grant Winner
Prayer flags, found high along mountain tops,
are used to bless the surrounding countryside
& promote peace, compassion, strength,
and wisdom. The prayers are blown by the
wind to spread good will & become a
permanent part of the universe. Maypoles,
traditionally, are used as part of the celebration of Summer’s return and the growth of
new vegetation. Join us as we welcome life’s
changes and acknowledge that all beings are
part of a greater ongoing cycle. Please feel
free to decorate and place objects of importance on the Maypole.
Location: Bunny Forkers
PUNK!
Hey! Those bugs botherin’ ya? Stop by the
stage and help yourself to some Punk! Just
look for the brown box on the side of the
stage! Just light it and watch the bugs run!!
Be bug repellent without all that greasy spray!
Location: Stage
Condoms and Condiments
You know it, you love it, you want to experience the magic all over again! Not only
that, but it’s completely restocked, including a generous donation from Mojo. And
this spring not only will it still be located at
Camp Fucking Awesome like always, it’ll also
be “roving”, Periodically. If I can get something worked out.
Location: Camp Fucking Awesome
Bring: Desire
Event Type: Educational
*ONGOING*
EVENTS
Playabrary
The PdF Playabray will be returning for all
you bibliophiles! A self-serve book-swap
located in the pavilion, everyone is welcome
to take home whatever books tickle their
fancy. Playabrary books have no return date
or late fees, and can be returned or regifted,
just please do not resell them, as they have
been deemed “Forever Gifts.” Donations of
your lovingly used books are welcome; please
nothing moldy and/or water-damaged.
Location: Pavillion
Kinky Tikki Bar and Lounge
It’s Kinky Tikki drinky time at the Kinky
Tikki bar. Grab a cup and come get yourself
a nice tasty beverage to enjoy in our lounge
with Unis the last Vaginacorn. Bar’s open all
weekend from 6:00 pm until your bartenders
are too drunk to serve you. Please be wary
of the Dinosaurs tho, they can’t hold their
liquor!
Location: Kamp Kinky TIkki
Bring: Cup
Event Type: Drink
Event Age: Over 21
Lunacy
Like lycanthropy? Wooed with werewolves?
Hot for hellhounds? Love all things lupine?
Let your canine shine this PdF when you
Howl at the Full Moon!
Location: Roaming
Event Type: Spiritual
Flair Swap
Your PDF packing checklist: Tent? Check.
Food? Check. Libations? Check. Costuming?
Check. Flair? Hmm--cute, but out of date.
What to do, what to do?...I know! Come to
the Flair Swap at Camp Fucking Awesome!
Old pins, buttons, etc., you can exchange
them all for new! Well, new to you, and
that’s the same thing, as far as your being
decked out to the nines is concerned, right?
You MUST donate one to take one.
Location: Camp Fucking Awesome
Bring: Flair! You must donate one to take one.
Event Type: Art
SPF for PDF
We got yer back! And arms and legs and
front! Because going to a burn is awesome,
but getting one sucks! So come get rubbed
or do the rubbing. We also have bug stuff in
case you’re getting bitten by creatures other
than those you were hoping for, and aloe to
soothe your post-burn woes. Also stop by to
share camp swag, disjointed conversation and
real hugs.
Location: SPF for PDF
Bring: Hugs
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ONGOING
ONGOING
Hangover : Cause and Effect!
Well Hello there..It’s the Loaves of Prancing
Pony and we would love to intoxicate and
detox you for weekend pleasures. Any and
every night we are on Playa we want to you
come and enjoy our spirits and shenanigans.
As well as every morning to detox with any
of our many solutions to a furious night of
fun and fire.
Location: Prancing Pony
Bring: Drinking apparatus
Event Type: Drink, Music
Event Age: Over 21
Cardboard Castle
For kids of all ages, come on by and help
build/decorate a castle out of cardboard!!
Feel free to bring: cardboard boxes, tape, art
supplies like crayons, markers, paint (you
can bring cutting tools to use, but do NOT
leave them at the project, only kid-safe items
please!) We’ll get you started with some basic
supplies but let’s see how mighty we can
make this castle! Will be located somewhere
along RV row in the front field, likely closer
to the open field/stage area.
Location: RV Row in Front Open Camping
Bring: Cardboard Boxes, Art Supplies, Tape
Event Type: Crafts
The Line for the Line
We’re putting an end to boring lines. From
now on, anywhere a line is being formed
you’ll be instructed on how to line-up, what
order to stand in and how to show appreciation to the host camps.
Location: Roaming
Bring: Enthusiasm, appreciation, patience
Let’s Talk Tea, etc
Do you love tea? How about great conversation? Feel like sitting down in the shade? Us
too! Come on over to Quantum Steep and
chat about the ingredients in Pedro’s Burn
Night Brew, as well as all types of botanical
beverages! Or, just to hang out. That’s good
with us too.
Location: Quantum Steep
Bring: A smile and a positive attitude
Event Type: Educational, Spiritual
Event Age: Adults only
Kestion: What do clouds wear
under their shorts?
Answer: THUNDERPANTS
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The Toll Booth
Be prepared to stop to pay the toll collector
or if you’re among the lucky few you can
use your EZ Pass to get over the bridge. “No
Cash” lane only.
Location: Camp215
Bring: EZ Pass
Frosting Pasties
It’s a cake and candle blow out bash.
Frosting-on-demand! Show your nips and
our frosters will make you a sweet set of tasty
pasties on the spot. The best booby prizes
ever! Guys, we’ll gladly frost your beefcake
if you’d rather. We even have bacon for your
bits.Vegan and gluten-free gluttons, we’ve got
you covered, too! Because leaving anyone out
would really frost our ass. No frosting= no
problem: if you can’t join ‘em, lick ‘em.
Location: Birthday Camp
Bring: Nipples or Beefcake
Event Type: Sport
Nail Polish and Glitter?
Why,Yes, Please!
Want some pretty, sooper dooper sparkly
glittery nails? Yes? Well then stop by Camp
Fogie (down by the ‘copter) and see the
nail polish addicts of our camp, Smelly
Melly or Niki Shenanigans to paint your
own nails or have us paint them for you.
Mmmmmmmm........sparkly glittery nails,
Why,YES, PLEASE!!
Location: Camp Fogie
Bring: Nails
Event Type: Art
BCDC St. Elmo’s Fire Bar
BCDC is open nightly at 8pm serving up
drinks and music! “It’s our time at the edge.”
Location: Breakfast Club Detention Camp
Bring: Cup
Event Type: Drink
Event Age: Over 21
Book of Beef
Hey now, there’s no need to bottle it all up
inside. Stress. Anxiety. Anger.You don’t need
them unless you like stomach ulcers and
twitchy eyes. Come over to DandF and get it
out in our ‘Book of Beef ’. Whatever you’re
pissed off, stressed out, or generally disconcerted about, write it down in the ‘BoB’, and
then watch it burn away on Sunday.
Location: Dogs
Buffalo Branding!
Have you been Born Again a Buffalo and
want to show it off? Feel like tattoos just
aren’t enough? Wrangle on over to Camp
Buffalo, there is sure to be someone around
to do some Buffalo Branding. We promise, it
won’t hurt too much, unless you want it to!
Location: Camp Buffalo
Buffalo Hooping on the Range
Come on over to Camp Buffalo and grab a
giant hoop or bring your own and show off
your skills! Can’t hoop yet? We promise,
these Buffalo sized hoops are great for beginners!
Bring: A hoop, or just use one of our BIG ones!
Event Type: Sport
Campzilla Cityscape
Transform with us into towering monsters,
able to shoot atomic fire, menacing cities,
and fighting off adversaries. We have created
a wooden cityscape backdrop to bring the
experience to life--but please respect it and
focus your energies on the inflatable city!
“Go go Campzilla!”
Location: Campzilla!
Bring: Your inner monster
Crystal Energy Water
Come add some Reiki- and crystal-charged
water to your thermos. Each day, a new
crystal-du-jour will be posted, along with its
healing properties.
Location: Space Camp (Now with more Vibe
Tribe!)
Bring: Water bottle or cup
Event Type: Food, Spiritual
Incidental Punishment
BEWARE!! Camp RedBottom will have
its minions roaming the Playa, looking for
“cottontails”, those bright white Bottoms
that need to be Reddened. If your Bottom is
suspect, you will be asked drop ‘em and bend
over. Also, anyone wandering near Camp
Redbottom might find themselves bent over
a bench and counting up to Fifty!!
Location: Roaming
Bring: A good attitude and a bare Bottom
Rim Jobs by Thom
Is your balloon knot getting a little crusty?
Let Thom take care of that for you.
Location: Dogs and Fireworks
Bring: Chocolate starfish, extra sprinkles
Solar Wind Tunnel
PUNS!
Stop by Space Camp and tell us your best (or
worst) joke! Not limited to puns, but extra
points will be given for word play!
Tribe!)
Bring: Jokes
Come cool off at PDF’s first Solar Wind
Tunnel. It’s fully shaded, it has a fan driven
breeze and it’s powered by the sun. WHAT
MORE DO YOU NEED TO KNOW???
Bring: May want to bring something to lay on
Shooters' Shots!
PENIS YELLING
PENIS YELLING, a back field tradition, is
back and ribbed for your pleasure!!! *Now
with Sandy Vaginas!*
Location: Back Field Open Camping
Bring: A penis or a vagina
Lighter Decoration
Tired of having your lighters get pocketed?
Mark your territory: come grab a lighter and
adorn it with stickers! Lighters will be supplied, but bring one if you can!
Tribe!)
Bring: Lighters, if ya got em!
Event Type: Art, Crafts
Yes, we always make and distribute jello shots.
Yes, we have vegetarian jello shots.Yes, you’ve
probably seen us and had some.Yes, they’re
always awesome.Yes, you’re always welcome
to come SHOVE SOME IN YOUR FACE
HOLE.
Location: Camp Mahna Mahna
Bring: Your sexy selves
Event Type: Drink
Event Age: Over 21
Yer Awesome!
Working hard or hardly working on Playa
del Fuego all year long? Remember it is only
because yer awesome or sexy, you sucker.
Location: everywhere
Bring: A pat for your own back
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THURSDAY & FRIDAY
* T H U R S D AY *
5:00 pm to 12:00 am
Welcome Home!
Squee! I haven’t seen you for so long! C’mere
and give me a hug! It’s so good to see you!
Location: Roaming
Bring: You!
7:00 pm to 9:30 pm
Welcome Home Party!
After we finish setting up our camp (and
probably during) we will be having a grand
welcome home party! Come make bottles
pop and get the party started with us!
Location: Its All Good
Bring: Booze, Bags of babies, Bubbles
Event Type: Drink
Thu 8:00 pm to Sat 2:00 pm
Be Born Again a Buffalo!
You’ve shouted it with the best of us, you
know, BUFFALO! Here is your chance to
become an honorary member, get over to the
Pony before it burns, we promise, you will
know what to do from there!
Location: Pony Burn Pad
* * F R I D AY * *
2:00 am to 2:15 am
Tell Dodo To Drink Some Water
It’s probably about time for someone to
remind Dodo (aka Flightless, aka Dorothy)
to drink some water. Check the back field!
Maybe she’s at Camp Tasty; maybe she’s
over there harassing Fuck You I’m A Wizard.
Wherever she is, it is high time she drank
some WATER.
Location: Roaming
Bring: H2O, baby. The OTHER clear liquid.
Event Age: Over 21
7:00 am to Sun 8:30 pm
Turkey Season, It’s In!
If you see a turkey, call it, then shoot it cuz
by golly Turkey Season, it’s in for all you
mighty hunters out there.
Location: Roaming
Bring: Turkey Callers and Turkey Killers
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FRIDAY
7:00 am to Sun 8:00 pm
OPENIN’ Day of TROUT!
Grab yer fishin’ poles, yer bait, get yer waders on and join those crotchey old FOGIES
for our second most favorite day of the year,
that’s right, right behind Openin’ Day of
BUCK is Openin’ Day of TROUT!!! Don’t
forget your Fishin’ Licenses, we will check to
make sure those licenses are valid.
Location: Roaming
Bring: Fishin’ Poles and Worms for Bait
10:00 am to 11:00 pm
Coffee! Coffee! Coffee!
Consume caffeine. American coffee, French
Coffee, Irish Coffee, and Vietnamese Coffee.
Location: Barrel of Fun
Bring: Cups!
Event Type: Drink
10:00 am to 12:00 pm
BCDC Let’s go to Bed and Breakfast
BCDC serves up breakfast and mimosas with
DJ Total spinning your favorite 80s. The Cure,
Siouxsie and the Banshees, and more...
Bring: Plate, cup
Event Type: Food
11:00 am to 12:15 pm
Crystal and Reiki Workshop
Come to learn about crystals and Reiki.
Healing share to follow discussion.
Tribe!)
Bring: crystals (optional)
12:00 pm to 1:00 pm
Pajamas and Pancakes
Bunny Breakfast
Bunnies need their beauty sleep! Hop down
to Bunny Forkers for pancakes and mimosas
(or just plain OJ).
Bring: A cup and plate
Event Type: Food
12:00 pm to 1:00 pm
Hatter Mad’s Swing Set
Throw on your saddle shoes and two tones
and head to the stage for a trip down memory lane. Something to suit every generation of
swing from Louis Prima to Big Bad Voodoo
Daddy!
Location: Stage
Bring: Dancin’ shoes and water
Event Type: Music, Sport
12:00 pm to 5:00 pm
Scratch’s Costume Camp
Come play dress up! Visit our decidedly
amateurish fashionistas to bump up your look.
Location: Scratchand’s Costume Camp
Bring: Costume donations (fabulous only, please)
12:00 pm to 1:00 pm
Motion Design’s Acrobatic Yoga
Acrobatic Yoga focuses on partner acrobatics that mostly utilize the feet. Our style
of Acrobatic Yoga blends yoga, gymnastics,
various styles of dance, Acrobalance, Adagio
Balance and Icarian Games. This contemporary sport is very accessible and accommodates many body types. Acrobatic Yoga
highlights the strength, coordination, balance,
flexibility, and range of motion that the
humanbody can attain. Partnering can occur
in same sex and/or coed base and flyer roles.
Location: Camp Contact
Bring: Yoga Mat
Event Type: Sport
12:00 pm to Mon 12:30 pm
Sticky Fingers Sclupting
Are you are feeling creative? Come by the
Dogs and Fireworks camp and sculpt away
with Sticky Fingers. We will be providing
clay and the sealant. Sculpt something cool
and keep it as a memory chachka from PDF
13. Supplies are limited.
Bring: Fingers
Event Type: Art, Crafts, Spiritual
2:30 pm to 4:00 pm
Authentic Relating Games
Come play interactive games in a space that
lets you be open and free to share. Enjoy
receiving without bounds! We’ll show you
how interact in ways that’ll blow your mind
and blast your heart wide open! Note, these
are not “Bored Games”, they’re one on one
interactions especially suited to bring vision,
awareness and love!
Bring: An open mind, a warm heart
3:00 pm to 5:00 pm
Charades Against Humanity
Yep. Exactly what it sounds like. How
could this possibly go wrong? Come join
the Justice League for a live-action game of
Charades Against Humanity! If your card is
the winner, act it out! You haven’t lived until
you’ve seen a superhero trying to mime “The
inevitable heat death of the universe.” PS: We
have all the expansions.
Location: Camp Justice League
Bring: Shame, indecency, a sense of humor
3:00 pm to 4:00 pm
Exotic Electric Fashion Show
Like Electric Tape and Tan Lines? Models
modeling electric tape outfits!
Location: Stage
Bring: Electric Cup
Event Type: Art
3:30 pm to 4:30 pm
Tasty and Tasteless Artistry Hour
Stop by Camp Tasty for arts, crafts, and costume repair! Our sewing machine will be
humming away to mend and alter your garb.
We have painting and drawing supplies for
all your extinct monsters and other creations.
Play with yarn or join the Human Crochet
Project! Look for the sewing machine flag
at the tepee in the back field. (Fri./Sat. 3:30
AND anytime you see us hanging out at
Camp Tasty!)
Location: Camp Tasty
Bring: Imagination. Fingers. Clothes to mend.
4:00 pm to 5:00 pm
Wine Hooping 2.0
Are you tired of enjoying your beverage with
relative ease? Well Wine Hooping is back to
help you make your drinking experience significantly more challenging and fun. The goal
is to pass around a bottle of wine WHILE you
hoop until it is finished. Don’t like Wine?
Bring your own beverage to enjoy or pass
around. Bring your friends, bring a stranger,
grab a drink and come get your hoop on!
Location: Grassy field in front of stage
Bring: Hoops, Wine, Other beverages
Event Type: Drink, Sport
Event Age: Over 21
4:00 pm to 5:00 pm
Handstand/Standing Hands To Hands,
Human Pyramids
Handstand,Standing Hands To Hands and
Human Pyramids. I will attempt to cover
some or all of these based on the skill level
and quantity of participants.
Bring: Yoga Mat/Towel
Event Type: Sport
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FRIDAY
FRIDAY
4:30 pm to 5:00 pm
9-Mile Human Butt Slap Machine
A long line of humans who will stand with
their legs in the common V shape, while
one by one participants will crawl through
the line of legs, getting spanked on the way
down! Hosted by DJ Jailbait.
Bring: Anyone who has an ass!
5:30 pm to 6:30 pm
Rumrunners Smoked Chicken
You have come to love and expect
Rumrunner’s smoked chicken. Bring your
plate bring your fork, join in. Don’t be late or
the chicken will be all gone.
Location: MASH Camp
Bring: Plate n fork
Event Type: Food
5:30 pm to 6:00 pm
Women’s Self Defense
The best defense for a women or man is to
have a defense. I will cover ways to escape
wrist grabs, mounting from the back standing
and laying on stomach and back, rear chokes
and bear hugs.
Location: Camp215
Event Type: Sport
6:00 pm to 8:00 pm
Pedro’s Burn Night Brew
The Hot Steepers return to PDF yet again
this spring! Along with a heapin’ helpin’
of good will, we’re bringing back Pedro’s
(Infamous) Burn Night Brew. Concocted
with brain and body boosting botanicals, our
unique blend is sure to keep you gallivanting
under the stars long after the pony has been
reduced to smoldering embers. So line up
and let us pour you a cup!
Location: Quantum Steep
Bring: Bring a cup!
Event Type: Drink, Spiritual
6:00 pm to Sat 1:30 am
A Midsummer’s Night Dream
What hempen home-spuns have we swaggering here, So near the cradle of the fairy
queen? (in open camping near the Pavilion)
What, a play toward! I’ll be an auditor; An
actor too, perhaps, if I see cause. (Join us
at dusk) Stir up the Playathenian youth to
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merriments; Awake the pert and nimble
spirit of mirth! (Imbibe and enjoy our fare)
To Crash Pad you shall skip and hand in
hand, with fairy grace, Will we sing, and
bless this place; And this ditty, after me; Sing,
and dance it trippingly. (Party your face off)
Location: Pavillion
Bring: Cup/plate/spoon and a sense of whimsy
Event Type: Drink, Food
Event Age: Over 21
6:00 pm to 6:45 pm
Try our Buns and Balls!
Our buns are fluffy and our balls are firm
and tasty! Scheck, Big Mike and Just Jen
will be in the pavilion serving meatballs on
hot dog rolls. VOLUNTEERS ROCK AND
THEY GO TO THE FRONT OF THE
LINE. We have a limited supply of tastiness,
so please volunteer!!
Location: Pavillion
Bring: Your Hands and Mouth!
Event Type: Food
6:00 pm to 8:00 pm
Pho Queue Up
Line up at the Restaurant at the End of the
Universe for Vietnamese Noodle Soup
(pronounced: fuh) with chicken or vegan
seitan and Asian Mojitos. We’ll also have
other delicious foods from the far east
of space.
Tribe!)
Bring: Bowl, cup, and utensil
Event Type: Drink, Food
6:00 pm to 7:00 pm
of Acrobatic Yoga blends yoga, gymnastics, various styles of dance, Acrobalance,
Adagio Balance and Icarian Games. This
contemporary sport is very accessible and
accommodates many body types. Acrobatic
Yoga highlights the strength, coordination,
balance, flexibility, and range of motion that
the human body can attain. Partnering can
occur in same sex and/or coed base and
flyer roles.
Location: Camp215
Event Type: Sport
7:00 pm to 9:00 pm
Bluesin’ N’ Boozin’
Sax Man/Loaf would like to present two
hours of bluesin’ music and the finest plastic
bottle booze one can offer. Come and talk
music, chillax and get yer drink on!
Location: Prancing Pony
Bring: Your cup
Event Type: Drink, Music
Event Age: Over 21
Location: Ranger HQ (behind Part Station)
Bring: Your listening ears and awesome self
7:30 pm to 8:00 pm
Cheesy Parade
7:00 pm to 8:00 pm
MASH Training
Attention all medical personnel!!!! MASH
training Friday night @7pm. Meet beside
stage @ Ranger Headquarters.... Further
instruction to follow.....that is all...
Location: MASH Camp
7:00 pm to 9:00 pm
The Hook Up Hook Up presents
Happy Hour- Condoms Prevent
Minivans
The Hook-Up Hook Up is back with a vengeance! We missed all of you beauties last fall,
but we’re back with all new Hook-Up Hook
Up badges to sport if you’ve got a case of
spring fever! Shy, but don’t want to miss out
on a PDF spring fling? Don’t know how to
say “I’m single!” without sounding... single?
You and your significant other swing and/or
play? Come to The HUHU Happy Hour for
your very own HUHU badge that lets everyone know you’re open for fun! There will be
JELLO SHOTS! We dig safe sex, so condoms
are there for the taking! See you there!
Location: Pavillion
Bring: Your sexy selves.
Event Type: Drink
Event Age: Over 21
Look for the man in yellow. He knows what
you want, and what you want is cheese! And
beer! And other genuine, homemade yummy
things made from unicellular eukaryote poop!
Join us in a twisting, winding, grooving maze
of pure anticipation as we cajole all in our
path to join us on our way to the FermenTables for their celebration of crafted comestible creations!
Location: Pavillion
Bring: Cheesy signs, cheesy garb, cheesy ‘tude
8:00 pm to Sat 12:00 am
80s Superhero Cartoon Happy Hour
As a kid, the best part of the weekend was
getting up and watching Saturday morning
cartoons! As an adult, come relive that joy at
BCDC and Camp Justice League’s Happy
Hour collaboration! We’ll be gathering
around dusk on Friday evening to show all
your favorite 80s superhero cartoons, along
with themed drinks and giant Jenga. So break
out those TMNT underroos, pull on your
superhero cape and mask, and get ready to
feel like a kid again!
Bring: Cup
Event Type: Drink
Event Age: Over 21
8:00 pm to 9:30 pm
The Fermen-Tables
7:00 pm to 8:00 pm
Ranger Training
awesome sauce! Remember, Ranger Training
is for ALL Rangers; it’s important for old and
current Rangers to attend as well!
Like helping people? and khaki? Come to
Ranger Training! Rangers are mad sexy and
you can be one of them. Training is open to
ALL participants who have been to at least
one full PDF. If you enjoy helping people,
keeping everyone safe, and being a guiding
hand for new participants, you just might
be an awesome Ranger. Rangers function
mostly as non-confrontational community
mediators who are aware of potential situations, and encourage communication to
alleviate or prevent them. We are NOT your
mom, we are NOT the police, but we ARE
A show, tell, and taste experience of homebrewed beverages, cheeses, and other fermentable foods. Any and all burner brewers
and cheese makers are encouraged to bring
samples of your best fermented food/brew
edible art to share with the Playa. Set up will
take place at 7:30 p.m. in the Nerd Quadrant,
tables and other serving items will be provided. Related event-- Cheesy Parade: join
in on the march from the Pavilion to the
Fermen-tables.
Bring: Plate, cup, and fermentable foods/drinks
Event Type: Crafts, Drink, Food
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FRIDAY & SATURDAY
9:00 pm to Sat 12:00 am
Zebra’s Drunken Gummies
Look for the wandering Zebra Friday night,
she has a cooler full of vodka soaked gummy
bears for you to enjoy!
Location: Roaming
Event Type: Drink
Event Age: Over 21
9:00 pm to Sat 12:30 am
Eternal Flame Prom
Do you miss your high school days? Then
come join Barrel of Fun for the night to
remember, prom night! We’re bringing the
gymnasium right to you! Wear your fanciest
dresses and tuxedo shirts in hopes of being
named prom king and queen. (Or other
titles) Answer the pop quiz for a shot roulette! Just don’t spike the punch bowl ;)
Bring: Floor length gown, Bow tie.
Event Type: Music
* S A T U R D AY *
12:00 am to 1:30 am
BCDC Midnight Streak
Arrive at BCDC at midnight to get your
run on and our clothes off. Don’t just gawk,
streak!
Bring: Running shoes
Event Type: Sport
12:00 am to 1:00 am
Burlague 2: Rise of the Sexy
Looking for a scintillating, captivating and
oh-so-sexy experience at PDF? Well look
no further because Camp Sexy provides! We
invite you all to join us on Friday evening for
the return of Burlague! Burlague is a midnight variety show that’s a little burlesque, a
touch of cabaret, a dash of drag and a whole
lotta SEXY! All taking place within our
brand new Sexy Big Top, it will be an experience you won’t soon forget... ;)
Location: Camp Sexy
Bring: Your Sexy selves!
Event Type: Art, Music
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SATURDAY
12:15 am to 11:45 pm
DON’T PANIC - Towel Day
Hence a phrase that has passed into hitchhiking slang, as in “Hey, you sass that hoopy Ford
Prefect? There’s a frood who really knows
where his towel is.” (Sass: know, be aware of,
meet, have sex with; hoopy: really together guy;
frood: really amazingly together guy.) -Douglas
Adams, The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy.
Don’t forget to wear your towel today!
Location: Roaming
Bring: Towel
2:00 am to 2:15 am
It’s probably about time for someone to remind
Dodo (aka Flightless, aka Dorothy) to drink
some water. Check the back field! Maybe she’s
at Camp Tasty; maybe she’s over there harassing
Fuck You I’m A Wizard.Wherever she is, it is
high time she drank some WATER.
Location: Roaming
Event Age: Over 21
9:00 am to 10:00 am
T’ai Chi
Learn the basic principles of the ancient
Chinese practice of aligning with the tao
through slow, flowing movements. Not just
for old people!
Bring: Clear Mind
Event Type: Educational, Spiritual, Sport
10:00 am to 11:00 am
Bring: Cups!
Event Type: Drink
Sat 10:00 am to 12:00 pm
BCDC 80s Divas Breakfast
BCDC serves up breakfast and mimosas with
DJ Total spinning your favorite 80s. Whitney,
Madonna, Cyndi, and more...
Bring: Plate, cup
Event Type: Food
Sat 10:00 am to 11:00 am
Underpants Yoga
Join us to stretch your asana in your underwear. Break out your sexiest or most playful undergarments, or come up with a new
superhero to be!
Bring: Playfulness and Bodies
10:30 am to 11:30 am
Breakfast Smoothies!
Join us for some fruit-a-licious blended treats!
Mango, banana, apple, acai or whatever looks
best at the farmers market will go into the
blender with some yogurt. Or bring your
own ingredients (no alcohol please, this is kid
friendly) Paper cups provided. Bring your
own spoon.
Location: Pavillion
Bring: Extra fruit, yogurt, flavor syrups
Event Type: Food
11:00 am to 12:00 pm
Cake Farts
You know what I like most?
12:00 pm to 5:00 pm
Come play dress up! Visit our decidedly amateurish fashionistas to bump up your look.
Location: Scratchand’s Costume Camp
Bring: Costume donations (fabulous only, please)
12:00 pm to 8:00 pm
BCDC All Day Dance Party
DJs Sequoia, Synz, Raptorstein, and Total bring
the tunes to keep you moving all day long.
Event Type: Music
12:00 pm to 12:30 pm
12:00 pm to 1:00 pm
Balance and Icarian Games. This contemporary sport is very accessible and accommodates many body types. Acrobatic Yoga
highlights the strength, coordination, balance,
flexibility, and range of motion that the
human body can attain. Partnering can occur
in same sex and/or coed base and flyer roles.
Bring: Yoga Mat
Event Type: Sport
12:00 pm to 1:00 pm
Fifty Shades of RedBottom
Bettie Page, our Matron Saint, came down
from on high and said “Fifty Shades of Grey?
Bah! RED! Red is the color of passion, of
sex, of a well decorated Bottom!!” With
Bettie’s encouragement, and your participation, we will be doling out Fifty spanks on
your bare Bottom, with the implements of
your choice (or ours, we’re controlling like
that) to see how you handle turning Fifty
Shades of RedBottom.
Location: Camp RedBottom
Bring: A good attitude and a bare Bottom
12pm -12am
Miss Playa Del Fuego
Open to all “Misses.” Come with a sash, a
title, and a talent. Oh and lots of friends to
bribe the judges. Bribing is the new gifting.
Questions? Contact: SuzQ!, Miss BRC ‘08,
Miss Tress of Ceremonies (at Tea Pea).
Location: Whiskey and Whores Saloon
Bring: A sash, a title, and a talent.
Event Age: Open to all “Misses.”
12:15 pm to 1:45 pm
Free Cake
Sweet Nothing Exchange
yum!
Event Type: Food
Pun in the form of a Haiku
Why do all the gays
at MENSA look so alike?
Homo-geneous.
Sweet Nothing (noun)- 1: an affectionate
whisper into a special someone’s ear. 2: a
delicious treat resembling a tiny, fried jelly
doughnut. Come to Space Camp and whisper a sweet nothing into our ear--and get a
treat!
Tribe!)
Bring: Something to whisper
Event Type: Food
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SATURDAY
SATURDAY
1:15 pm to 2:00 pm
Burning Man Bound Meet and Greet
Heading to Burning Man this year? Come
meet others who plan to make the trip!
An informal mixer, where veteran burners
can share tips and virgins can ask questions
to learn a bit more about what to expect.
Anyone and everyone who plans to go to
Burning Man this year is invited. Event is
located on RV row at the Guppy Dock
(across from SPF, there will be a sign)
Location: RV Row in Front Open Camping
Bring: Questions, Advice and your Cup
Event Type: Drink, Educational
2:15 pm to 3:15 pm
Rise of the Luchadors!
We Luchadors are Numero Uno! We have
the best muscles, the best backs, the best
arms, the best legs, the best feet of all on the
playa! We will all show ourselves at the Slip
‘N’ Slide to be as one! If you are a luchador
at heart, bring your mask to the Slip ‘N’
Slide, where our muscles will be shown to
be Number One! There will be at least one,
and he is hoping for a full dozen or more!
Chupame el culo!, if I’m reading my boss’
note here correctly, whatever that means.
Bring: Your luchador mask and numero uno attitude
2:15 pm to 3:15 pm
Slip N Slide
THIS IS A NO CAMERA EVENT. Saturday
2:15.You’ve all seen it, 800+ sq. ft of wet slippery fun, with your hostess “Heidi the Hose
Girl”. With the help of the Vietnam Vets as
Judges, there will be trophies awarded to naked
sliders, but the clothed sliders are welcome too.
Don’t miss the Opening Ceremonies with the
SnS Synchonized Swim team.
2:30 pm to 4:00 pm
Authentic Relating Games
Come play interactive games in a space that
lets you be open and free to share. Enjoy
receiving without bounds! We’ll show you
how interact in ways that’ll blow your mind
and blast your heart wide open! Note, these
are not “Bored Games”, they’re one on one
interactions especially suited to bring vision,
awareness and love!
Bring: An open mind, a warm heart
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3:00 pm to 5:00 pm
Charades Against Humanity
Yep. Exactly what it sounds like. How could
this possibly go wrong? Come join the Justice
League for a live-action game of Charades Against
Humanity! If your card is the winner, act it out!
You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a superhero
trying to mime “The inevitable heat death of the
universe. PS:We have all the expansions.
Bring: Shame, indecency, a sense of humor
3:00 pm to 5:30 pm
Cotton Candy!
Come get some cotton candy at the stage!!
Location: Stage
Bring: Sweet Tooth
Event Type: Food
3:30 pm to 4:30 pm
Rope 101 Class
Come get your rope on!
3-3:30pm
PDF Conclave Meeting
Hey all you fire performers and safeties! If
you want to participate in Saturday’s fire
conclave performance before the pony burn
on Saturday night, you must attend this
MANDATORY meeting. The Conclave has
been growing steadily for years, so come
introduce yourself and make some new
friends. If you have a friend who is willing
and able to safety for the conclave, please
bring them, too. Enough safeties = conclave
performance.
Location: Pavilion
Bring: You know what to bring.
Event Age: Everyone is welcome!
3:30 pm to 4:30 pm
Tasty and Tasteless Artistry Hour
Stop by Camp Tasty for arts, crafts, and costume repair! Our sewing machine will be
humming away to mend and alter your garb.
We have painting and drawing supplies for all
your extinct monsters and other creations. Play
with yarn or join the Human Crochet Project!
Look for the sewing machine flag at the tepee
in the back field. (Fri./Sat. 3:30 AND anytime
you see us hanging out at Camp Tasty!)
Location: Camp Tasty
Bring: Imagination. Fingers. Clothes to mend.
4:00 pm to 5:30 pm
3:45 pm to 4:00 pm
Harlem Shake PDF
The Iconic Harlem Shake experience finally
has the chance to bring itself to PDF! Hosted
by DJ Jailbait, to be performed during her set
after the Slip N Slide. This WILL be a Video
Taped Event (but won’t start until all the
naked people are done being nude)!
Location: Stage
Bring: Any Crazy Prop, Costumes, PDF Gear!
Event Type: Music
4:00 pm to 5:00 pm
FUN Run!!!!
This ain’t your ordinary 5k... Run/walk/
hop/skip/gallop/scoot/dance/cartwheel or
mosey along with us as we explore our very
own little world at a slightly faster than usual
pace!! There will be many stops, experiences,
tricks and/or treats along the way!! Get your
running shoes on or off and come join us
on this experience! (Running not required,
but enthusiasm is a must, find Perk for more
spoilers) Meet in front of the stage at 4pm!
Follow the white rabbit...
Bring: Byo Cup!
4:00 pm to 5:00 pm
Handstand/Standing Hands To
Hands,Human Pyramids
Handstand,Standing Hands To Hands and
Human Pyramids I will attempt to cover
some or all of these based on the skill level
and quantity of participants.
Event Type: Sport
Location: Birthday Camp
Bring: Birthday Suit
4:20pm
Commandments? Rewards?
Punishments? Guidelines?
Burners are the sentient trailblazers of the
coming age. The most meaningful life is
based on what principles? Our world yearns
to know. Lets share our wisdom. As a Jewish,
Atheist, Buddhist, Humanist, Rebbe, I,
Jehovah Phinias, wish to record our dialogue
for our, and future generations. Clothing
optional for anyone, of any age who agrees to
be taped. People who don’t can sit on either
side of the camera.
Location: By the LED Sign
Event Type: Dialogue
Event Age: Any age, especially children (They know
more)
4:30 pm to 6:30 pm
Calling all Gingers! Bring us your red! We’re
celebrating all the redheads of PDF. Flaunt
your freckled faces. Let us caress your carrot tops. Natural redheads are encouraged
to strut their stuff. Bring your fiery self to
Camp Sexy for some cool drinks with hot
friends. We’re serving up sexy gin concoctions in your honor! Come and get em!
Location: Camp Sexy
Bring: Cup
Event Type: Drink
Event Age: Over 21
It’s a cake and candle blow out bash. Show
your birthday suit and our frosters will make
you a sweet tasty pastry of the Cupcake
Variety. The best booby prizes ever! Birthday
presents to all good boys and girls who show
us volunteering laminates. Pin the tail on
Bruno and other naughty games to follow.
Vegan/gluten-free gluttons, we’ve got you
covered! Because leaving anyone out would
really frost our ass. No frosting= no problem:
Either way we’ll stick together for games,
drinks, and Birthday Surprises. If you can’t
join ‘em, lick ‘em!
Spring Playa del Fuego Art
Artists’ Reception
4:00 pm to 5:00 pm
Gin with Gingers
Birthday Suit Party
Please join us at the pavilion on Saturday at
4:30 pm to enjoy wine and nibbles and meet
the Spring PDF art grant recipients. Come
learn about the art and the artists at Spring
PDF. Bring a cup and questions for the artists. If you brought art of your own that you
didn’t apply for a grant for, feel free to come
and tell us all about it. Everyone is welcome.
Location: Pavillion
Bring: A cup and questions for the artists!
Event Type: Food, Drink, Art
Why did the chicken cross the road, roll
in the mud and cross the road again?
Because he was a dirty double-crosser
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SATURDAY
SATURDAY & SUNDAY
5:00 pm to 6:00 pm
Virgin Round-up and Branding
So you brought a virgin? Camp Buffalo
wants you to round-up all your virgins and
bring them down to Camp Buffalo for a
Virgin Branding! Rope’em if you have to!
We promise, we won’t hurt them too much,
unless the like it! Not a virgin? That’s okay,
we have a Buffalo brand for you too!
Bring: Your virgins!
5:30 pm to 6:00 pm
Women’s Self Defense
The best defense for a woman or man is to
have a defense. I will cover ways to escape
wrist grabs, mounting from the back standing
and laying on stomach and back, rear chokes
and bear hugs.
Location: Camp215
Event Type: Sport
Event Time: 6:00 pm to 7:30 pm
DC C.O.R.E. Project Meet & Greet,
plus Auditions for Video!
The Circle of Regional Effigies (C.O.R.E.)
Project is a chance for local groups to organize an Effigy to Burn on Thursday night
at Burning Man. 24 different regions will
be represented, and DC is one of them.
Come learn about our project, “DC Pyramid
Scheme” and whats involved with making it all happen . Also, we’re looking for
Talent and holding auditions for a compelling Televangelist: People will read cue cards,
asking to raise funds for the DC C.O.R.E
Project Start Some Good campaign. Included
will be a velvet pulpit and a green screen.
Bring: Questions and Fundraising Ability
Event Age: Open
6:00 pm to 7:30 pm
Justice League’sVegetarian/Vegan Pot Luck
Justice is served! A cadre of veggie-loving
Supers have collaborated together to bring a
variety of delicious dishes to the Playa! Have
a vegetarian or vegan dish that you would
love to share? Bring it on by!
Bring: Plate, cup, appetite, enough to share
Event Type: Food
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6:00 pm to 8:00 pm
Big Pig BBQ
Come be a carnivore and chow down like a
monster at the Campzilla Big Pig Roast and
Pickin’!
Bring: Your appetite, your plate, eating utensils
Event Type: Food
6:00 pm to 7:00 pm
Balance and Icarian Games. This contemporary sport is very accessible and accommodates many body types. Acrobatic Yoga highlights the strength, coordination, balance, flexibility, and range of motion that the human
body can attain. Partnering can occur in same
sex and/or coed base and flyer roles.
Location: Camp215
Event Type: Sport
6:00 pm to 7:00 pm
Santastic!
Miss the last Santacon/Santarchy? Bring your
best Ho Ho Ho spirit and your coolest Santa
(or Rabbi, Grinch, Reindeer, Naked Elf,
et al) outfit to that part of Nerd Quadrant
with the Ball Pit, not far from the beginning
of open camping. Get into the mood with
some home-infused candy cane vodka (and
vodka-less candy canes for the Little Helpers),
then march to the beat of traditional holiday
music. Give other camps a chance to sit on
Santa’s lap and tell what they REALLY want.
We’ll paint the field Red with Festive Joy!
Bring: Holiday garb, foldy chair (optional)
6:00 pm to 7:00 pm
Offensive or Funny: An Open Mic
Comedy Hour Investigation
On the playa, jokes often walk a very fine
line between funny and offensive. In fact,
most of the “jokes” on the playa deserve quotation marks around them. Are they funny?
Are the offensive? Are they both? Are they
either? Well, let’s find out. Bring your best/
worst “joke” or “jokes” for this open mic, and
be judged. If you don’t have any “joke(s)”,
come over and help us decide if something
is funny (and should be repeated), or just
offensive (and should be put in a box, set
on fire, and then launched into the sun like
nuclear waste).
Bring: Jokes and/or Judgement
6:00 pm to 7:00 pm
Longevity Puzzle!
Are YOU a piece of the puzzle? Do you help
bring PDF together? Come help us celebrate
the togetherness and longevity of PDF and
PDF friendships with this hand crafted participatory art. Join us as we assemble this 160
piece 4’x3’ wood jigsaw puzzle. Once the
puzzle is assembled, pieces will be handed out
to those who helped and we ask that each of
you bring your piece back in the Fall. If you
are unable to come to PDF, we ask that you
hand off your piece to somebody who will
be coming. Our goal is to see how long we
can keep the puzzle together.
Bring: Puzzle piece
Event Type: Art
7:00 pm to 8:00 pm
BCDC Heavy Metal Happy Hour
Heavy metal and hard liquor! Come bang
your head to your favorite hair bands at
BCDC!
Bring: Cup
Event Type: Drink
Event Age: Over 21
Event Time: 10:00PM
THE PONY BURNS!
It’s our pleasure to announce that
this spring’s Pony effigy was built by
Camp Buffalo under the direction
of Bob the Builder. Will there be
a surprise? Come watch it burn!
Location: Giant Flaming Pony over there
10:00 pm to 11:00 pm
Kinky Tikki Bar’s Green Fairy Hour
If you’ve never had absinthe before come to
the Kinky Tikki Bar and Lounge for absinthe
hour, the Green Fairy is waiting for you.
Bring: Cup
Event Type: Drink
Event Age: Over 21
* S U N D AY *
2:00 am to 2:15 am
It’s probably about time for someone to
remind Dodo (aka Flightless, aka Dorothy)
to drink some water. Check the back field!
Maybe she’s at Camp Tasty; maybe she’s
over there harassing Fuck You I’m A Wizard.
Wherever she is, it is high time she drank
some WATER.
Location: Roaming
Event Age: Over 21
10:00 am to 11:00 am
Bring: Cups!
Event Type: Drink
10:00 am to 12:00 pm
BCDC/BoF Brunch Duel of the Decades
You’ve had breakfast at BCDC! You’ve had
coffee at Barrel of Fun! You’ve been to our
events and danced to (or sang along to)
the music spun by our awesome DJs! Now,
for Sunday only, we join forces for an epic
brunch collaboration!! Come for the eggs
and potatoes at BCDC or to get your morning caffeine fix at BoF. Stay for the 80s vs. 90s
DJ Battle! BCDC’s DJ Total will be spinning
the 80s hits, facing off against BoF’s tag-team
DJs playing the 90s jams!
Bring: Plate, cup
Event Type: Food
10:15 am to 11:15 am
Underpants Yoga
Join us to stretch your asana in your underwear. Break out your sexiest or most playful undergarments, or come up with a new
superhero to be!
Bring: Playfulness and Bodies
Why did the Reptilian look for
hives near the inlet?
Because he likes to eat bay-bees.
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SUNDAY
FUNDAY
10:30 am to 11:30 am
Sunday Waffles
Traditional for many years! Join us in the
pavilion for whole grain mix waffles. Take
the scrapple challenge, too! Please bring your
own plates and utensils! Real maple syrup
will be available, but bring you own toppings.
Location: Pavillion
Bring: Utensils, plates and optional toppings
Event Type: Food
11:00 am to 12:00 pm
Must LOVE CATS!! Please SPAY and
NEUTER Cat Walk
Join those sooper dooper cool cats that have
already been spayed or neutered for our first
ever PDF Cat Walk that will go all around
PDF doing Trap/Neuter/Return (TNR)
of all those wild, crazy, feral cats wandering
around PDF that we all know need to be
trapped and get fixed only out of pure love
of course. The Cat Walk will begin following Smelly Melly’s most meowing DJ set on
stage on Sunday morning. Bring your best
cat ears, cat costumes, stuffed cats, any and all
things cat welcome, well, except real live cats
that is of course :)
Location: Stage
Bring: Cat Ears, Cat Costumes, Toy Cats, Traps
Event Type: Art
11:00 am to 1:00 pm
Tall Santa Visits PDF Again!!
Not just for all the good girls and boys,
but for all those beyond and between, and
with special prizes for those on the naughty
side of the book. Tall Santa will be roaming
through the camp distributing gifts and bad
jokes, depending on the weather and number
of helpers. No need to give gifts in return,
although cookie and milk alternatives are
appreciated.
Location: Roaming
12:00 pm to 6:30 pm
Lil’ Burners Birthday
Stop on by MASH Camp and wish our tiniest MASHer a Happy 3rd Birthday!!!! Cake
sometime throughout the day. Only hugs and
well wishes accepted!! No presents please.
Location: MASH Camp
Bring: Yourself, hugs and Goodwishes
12:00 pm to 8:00 pm
BCDC All Day Dance Party
DJs Sequoia, Synz, Raptorstein, and Total
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bring the tunes to keep you moving all day
long. We’ll also be cooking up any remaining
food and drinking any left over drink. Eat all
the things! Drink all the things! Dance the
whole time!
Bring: Plate, cup
Event Type: Music
12:00 pm to 1:00 pm
Balance and Icarian Games. This contemporary sport is very accessible and accommodates many body types. Acrobatic Yoga highlights the strength, coordination, balance, flexibility, and range of motion that the human
body can attain. Partnering can occur in same
sex and/or coed base and flyer roles.
Bring: Yoga Mat
Event Type: Sport
1:00 pm to 2:30 pm
Smug Baby Punching
Got the Sunday afternoon cranky? Need to
take out your crankiness in a fun way? Please
join Mama Mojo in the Second Playa del
Fuego Smug Baby Punching event. All are
welcome. Please do not punch actual cute
babies, only those smug, sparkle pony ones
who are just, well...smug. Meet in the back
field, at the intersection of Last and Baconne,
and we will find all smug babies! (No real
babies will be harmed in this event)
Bring: A sense of humor
Event Type: Sport
1:00 pm to 3:00 pm
Temptations With Eve
Come for a group reading and literary discussion/anal..ysis of your favorite steamy
scene selected from sensual smut. We will talk
about the Ins and Outs of every inch of text
and the meanings hidden deep, down inside.
Prizes for the most rousing reading. Seeeee
you there!
Bring: Your favorite tale of temptation
Event Type: Art
1:00 pm to 2:00 pm
Obedience Class (for Dogs)
Are you tired of dog acting all f ’ed up n’
stuff? Come to ‘Dogs and Fireworks’, and
we’ll show you how to get your stupid mutt
under control. By the time you leave, your
dog won’t even poop without a signed permission slip. (We only have one dog, Dogner,
and he’s pretty messed up, so you should
probably bring your own, or don’t, whatever,
we don’t care, you can use Dogner.)
Bring: Dogs, Leashes, Whips, Beer
2:00 pm to 3:00 pm
Ropey Time
Rope harnesses for suspensions
2:00 pm to 4:00 pm
Official PDF “Open Relationship
Discussion”
Are you in an “Open Relationship?” Are
you contemplating it? Have you been in one
before? Are you just curious? Come on out
for a two hour facilitated open discussion about
open relationships. Potential topics include,
Communication, Boundaries, Orientation,
Jealousy, Living Arrangements,What is an open
relationship?, Negotiation, Bisexuality, STIs and
Safer Sex Protocol, Swinging, Polyamory, BDSM
as it applies to relationships, NRE, Integration, etc
Bring: If preferred, something to sit on
Quizzo
Gather your campmates for a game of
Quizzo. Battle for the title “Smartest Theme
Camp” and take home the trophy!
Location: Camp215
Bring: Chair, snacks to share
Bring: Markers, Body Paint, Your fabulous dots
4:00 pm to 6:00 pm
Sexy Court
PSA’s and warnings have been issued. During
PDF, Sexy Patrol Officers will be out en
force issuing citations for unauthorized use
of “Sexy” or Zebra.Violators will be required
to appear in Sexy Court, and justice will be
served (on the rocks). Come to the Public
Hearing to help defend Sexy from overuse
and trademark infringement, and partake in
some sexy jailhouse rock!
Location: Camp Sexy
Bring: Citations, Bribes and Proof of Sexiness
6:00 pm to 8:00 pm
South of the Atmosphere
Set your burners to overdrive as you come
back past the Karman line for nutrition food
from below the space border. Including:
Chili, Fajitas, Rice and Cornbread. Ole.
Tribe!)
Bring: Bowl or plate and utensil
Event Type: Food
7:30 pm to 8:00 pm
The Space Log (collectively authored by all
throughout the weekend) will be read aloud
for anyone who wishes to hear the final
product. Guaranteed to be a hilarious tourde-force. See “ongoing events” for details.
Tribe!)
8:00 pm to 9:00 pm
2:30 pm to 3:30 pm
Don some ears and put on your best tail for
some bunny snacks and desserts. Feel free
to bring some yumminess to share with the
pack! Foxes please be aware no bunnies will
be on the menu.
Bring: A plate
Event Type: Food
Have you ever wondered what your freckles
could look like if you connected them? If so
come get your dots doodled or create your
own doodle art on someone else.You never
know what hidden picture’s you posses until
you connect the dots!
Reading of the Space Log
2:15 pm to 3:45 pm
Bunny Noms Social
3:00 pm to 4:00 pm
Connect The Dots
Rim Jobs, Knob slobs, Body Shots
and Poppy Cock by Slimy Sleva
Alcohol kills the germs, right? Let the SlevMeister slurp down some Knob like he does
best.You pick the orifice, Sleva will do the
slurpin’.
Bring: granny panties or tidy whiteys – the dirtier
the better.
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SUNDAY & MONDAY & THEME CAMPS
Bunny Forkers
Location: Camp Sexy
Adults only
A wine bar based on a literary pun of everyone’s favorite NYT bestseller Twilight fanfiction? What more could you ask for?
Camp 23 Skidoo!
Witches, shamans and that ilk... 6’ pookahs
always welcome: we glamp econo.
4:00am to 7:00am
Audio-Feel-Ya!!!
Sanctorum on the couches of awesomeness.
Those brave enough to test their fate can
cast the Dynamic Die of Destiny. Complete
the quest - be rewarded with fame, glory,
and admiration - or shots. In keeping with
our quest to protect the Playa, come choose
your pecker protection from our plentiful
store of prophylactics - remember folks: wrap
it, before you tap it!
Camp Buffalo
Camp Lone Rhino
8:00 pm to 10:00pm
Sexy Spelling Bee
Join us as we pay tribute to the dedicated
buzz killers and the hard work they’ve done
all weekend. Show off your stellar spelling
skills in our Sexy Spelling Beeee and anticipate a few surprises on the side...
The Concert for the
People of Upper Dutch Blumpkin
Don’t worry folks, we’ve cleared this one
with the Vets and the Buzzkillas! You will be
able to hear us in space! We are going to alt
folk the shit out of the struggle of oppressed
people until the sun comes up!!! Join us
afterwards as we attempt to break the porta
poddie group Blumpkin record!
Location: Stage
Bring: Amplified Mandolin or Ukele
Event Type: Music (LOUD)
* M O N D AY *
12:00 pm
Time To Leave
You don’t have to go home, but you can’t
stay here. Pack your gear, clean up you moop,
wave, hug, and kiss your goodbyes, and have a
safe journey! Me, I’m heading for brunch and
a flushing toilet.
Location: Roaming
Bring: Nothing--take it all with you.
12:00 pm to 8:00 pm
Memorial Day Beach Party
Don’t have to go home Monday morning? LET’S CONTINUE TO PARTY AT
WOODLAND BEACH. Not the greatest
beach, but it’s less than 10 miles away: free
parking and swimming. No concessions. Bring
what you need or want. For people who ride
chairs (or have trouble walking through sand)
there’s a boat launch.You can get to the water
without going through sand. DIRECTIONS:
Leaving main entrance, turn L, take DE-9 S.
(Fleming Landing Road turns into Hay Point
Landing Road, both are DE-9) 6.4 miles.
Turn L onto DE-6 Woodland Beach Road.
Follow it 3 miles and park
Location: Roaming
Bring: A bathing suit and refreshments
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CAMPS
THEME CAMPS
50 Shades of Grape
Come feel the music!!!
Balloon Chain Camp
Look up! It’s a long string of Helium balloons that paint the sky with colors and
lights. Watch the wind make the Balloons
dance in the sky.
Barrel of Fun
Barrel of Fun presents The BoF Games! Push
your mind, body, and liver to the limit!
Birthday Camp
Pony up to the party for fun, games, and
naughty surprises to celebrate Maestros 50th
B-day. It’s a cake and candle blow out bash.
Frosting-on-demand! Show your nips and
our frosters will make you a sweet set of tasty
pasties on the spot. The best booby prizes
ever! Guys, we’ll gladly frost your beefcake if
you’d rather. Vegan and gluten-free gluttons,
we’ve got you covered, too! Because leaving
anyone out would really frost our ass. If you
can’t join ‘em, lick ‘em.
Breakfast Club Detention Camp
Those naughty kids who hang out in the
back of the school bus have returned! Just
like in everyone’s favorite 80s teen movie,
the Breakfast Club Detention Camp proves
that we are all nerds, jocks, princesses and
basketcases, and that we really can all get
along. Over breakfast! We’ll have random
treats Fri. am, and a real cooked awesome
meals Saturday and Sunday. Come by after
10 am to see what’s being served while DJ
Total spins 80s tunes. Mimosas and more to
drink, too. Leave No Trace: bring your own
cup, plate and utensils. Discipline will be
distributed to those who don’t (and maybe
even those who do). Check out our random
events including Strip Glow Bocce, Fridays’s
Midnight Streak, and Monday’s beach run.
Bunny artists, energy workers, chefs, and lovers united in peaceful playfulness. We have
fluffy tails, bacon, and...well, what else do
you need?
O, give me a home! Where the Buffalo
roam! That would be us! The Buffaloes
have been a part of the PDF community
since Spring 2011. Buffaloes are strong,
proud, majestic creatures. We are a diverse
and eclectic herd. Come visit the Buffalo
range. You may be enlightened by the legend
of the Great White Buffalo or even catch a
rare glimpse in the wee hours of the morning. I Buffalo, you Buffalo, he/she/it buffaloes. We all Buffalo! When walking by please
greet us by yelling our name, say it loud, say
it proud, “BUFFALLLOOOO!”
Camp Contact
We are a group committed to exploring
connection in community and between
individuals. We do this through dance, movement, play, games, and inter-subjective meditation (We Spaces). We attend many regional
burning man events and burning man itself.
Camp Fogie
Camp Fucking Awesome
We are by the helicopter, and we are fucking
awesome.
Camp Fuzzy Box
We have in our possession an art car that is
completely covered in fuzz, that people can
come and caress, enjoy, or pet. We ain’t too
shabby ourselves.
Camp Justice League
Are you a notorious do-gooder? Do you
think capes are both fashionable and functional? Have you ever considered wearing
your underwear over clothes? Do you feel
naked when you leave your utility belt at
home? Is there a spotlight with your logo on
it somewhere? Join us as we fight the injustices of Monotony, Sobriety and Decency
on the Playa! Or hang out in our Sanctum
You’re always welcome at Camp Lone
Rhino. Swing by for some of mom’s chili
and hang around later for a game of musical
chairs.
Camp RedBottom
Tired of being in control and want to
experience a power exchange? Visit Camp
Redbottom to experience a little restraint
and some friendly bun warming. We’ll be
happy to take you on a safe, sane and consensual flight into subspace. We’re not aggressive, we’re not submissive. We’ll take you to
the limits of your choice, even if we have to
set your ass on fire to get you there!
Camp Sexy
Camp Sexy: the judge and jury of ALL
things sexy since 2006 - and this spring,
wittness the Rise of the Sexy! We are a
unique, dynamic and evolving collective of
creativity who seeks to fill PDF with a wide
range of interactive endeavors, all hatched on
a giant pile of pillows. Join us under the new
Sexy Big Top to get your daytime groove on.
Be sure to check out the WWW for all of
our events, including Burlague! Camp Sexy:
If you don’t think we’re the sexiest camp at
PDF, clearly you haven’t been drinking - or
participating - enough!
Camp Tasty
Tasty Food, Tasty Folks - and Tasteless Jokes.
Camp215
Camp215 and the Philly gang returns to
PDF for the 26th time! Come on by and
let us entertain you with... The Toll Booth,
the Line for the Line, Quentin’s art, Quizzo,
Snow Cones, Acrobatic Yoga and Self
Defense classes.
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THEME CAMPS
Campzilla!
Campzilla! is a collective of friends who are
into arts and crafts, smoking meats, and playing games. We’ve created a Godzilla themed
artscape and will be hosting a pigroast. Come
visit us!
Cup O
Cup O returns! Come get yourself caffeinated at any time of the day. Bring Your Own
Cup (BYOC) and grab a little jump start
before your volunteer shift, aid your morning hangover, or add an extra shake to your
conclave dance! Stop by and relax in our
Cup O Cafe to grab a bit of shade or cozy
up by the fire and share ideas over a relaxing
Cup O Java.
Deadly Muppets
We are experts in hunting and skinning
fuzzy creatures of all kinds to make sure our
lounge is soft, comfy and inviting: we are
the Deadly Muppets! This Spring 2013 we
are shaking things a little bit by bringing the
most exciting daytime party bus Playa del
Fuego has experience and a fantastic hulasphere... or is it a sphere-amid? Who knows,
so come on by to find out and experience
the OTHER side of the Muppets!
Dogs and Fireworks
Are you tired of the fascist BS that the PDF
Board of ‘Directors’ uses to repress us? No
dogs? No fireworks? No screaming contests? What’s next? No open flames? No
dancing? No paragraphs composed entirely
of questions? Let Dogs and Fireworks be
your refuge. A safe haven for dogs*, fireworks*, dogs with fireworks*, and you*. *
- not supplied
Fuck you, I’m a wizard
No. Absolutely not.
Its All Good
Come chill and catch some positive vibes
and energy at It’s All Good. LETS HAVE
FUN! HAKUNA MATA!!!
Kamp Kinky TIkki
Kink friendly lounge, aerial arts and bondage
equipment. Rope classes and idea sharing.
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Mahna Mahna
Mahna Mahna - Do do dododo
MASH Camp
MASH Camp is PDFs official First Aid Tent
that is staffed 24 hours a day by medically
trained volunteers. We encourage all camps
and persons to practice radical self-reliance
but just in case you put safety third and it
did not quite work out, you need some TLC,
know someone that does, or just have a
question, come to MASH Camp.
Poly Haven / Camp Red Bottom
We are practitioners of “Open Relationships”
and “Polyamory” as well as BDSM. This is
an age diverse camp who’s members practice
many different styles of honest relationships
including sexual monogamy. We are orientation diverse and LGBT friendly. Members
who are not practicing Polyamorists or
BDSM folk are open relationship tolerant
and friendly. Stop out for a chat, to find a
kindred spirit, to get a spanking at “Camp
RedBottom” or just to say hello.
Prancing Pony
Your neighborhood hole in the wall on the
playa. Hang out, pick fun, have a drink and
enjoy some funky,blue,jazzy,classy,rockin’
tunes.
Pyramid People
We are the Pyramid People. We like pyramids, because pyramids are cool. We camp
under a giant purple pyramid, we make pyramid necklaces, and we play strange games
with colorful little pyramids.
Quantum Steep
Tea reigns supreme and conversation flows
freely at Camp Quantum Steep. Stop by and
help us keep things easy teasy lemon squeezy.
BURNTASTIC GEAR AT GIFT
ECONOMY PRICES!! Unprepared with
appropriate burn attire? Poor newbie. Maybe
you’re a seasoned burner that’s 99% fabulous and just need something to complete
your look. Whoever you are, visit Scratch’s
Costume Camp where one person’s clothes,
wigs, and accessories become the fashion
treasures of another. We plan to be open for
business 12-5 on Friday and Saturday...possibly other times during the daylight hours,
too. We encourage supermodel attitudes.
Clothing donations encouraged (fabulous
only, please!)
Space Camp (Now with more Vibe
Tribe!)
You know what’s even better than camping
in a field? Camping in SPACE in a field!
Come to the camp where the line between
science and fiction is blurred. Catch some
tunes or relax in the observation deck of
Earthwind Inspire-- our recently-landed
space shuttle. We’ll be serving food, decorating lighters, and playing with legos throughout the weekend. Stop by and join us in
making terrible jokes and puns--groaners
welcome! Co-author a festival-wide saga
in the space log and then come back on
Sunday to hear it read aloud.
SPF for PDF
We got yer back! And arms and legs and
front! Because going to a burn is awesome,
but getting one sucks! So come get rubbed
or do the rubbing. We also have bug stuff in
case you’re getting bitten by creatures other
than those you were hoping for, and aloe to
soothe your post-burn woes. Also stop by to
share camp swag, disjointed conversation and
real hugs.
Strawberry Jam
Strawberry Jam is a live music camp dedicated to creating interpersonal connections
through song, rhythm, lyrics and melody. We
have all the gear you need, but feel free to
bring your instrument of choice.
The Dirty Sanchez
As part of Ludo’s Deal With The Devil, The
Dusty Swan Public Craic House and Celtic
Cinema returns to Spring PDF in the guise of
The Dirty Sanchez! Corona on Tap! Shots of
Tequila! Cheesy Spanish Language/Hispanic
Movies! Salsa and Chips! And Tacos! Arm
Wrestle a masked Mexican Wrestler for a
Margarita! Slainte!... I mean Salud!
TIKI
The TIKI bar is back! Join us on our lil
beachy piece of paradise! We will be serving some fresh fruit in the mornings. In the
afternoons, come by for Happy Hour and
try some dangerously refreshing Jungle Juice
- all while jamming to some island beats. If
you want to get ‘lei’d’... Come get freaky at
Camp TIKI!
Upper Dutch Blumpkin
WE THE OPPRESSED PEOPLE OF
UPPER DUTCH BLUMPKIN INVITE
YOU TO COME AND LEARN MORE
ABOUT HOW YOU CAN HELP OUR
OPPRESSED PEOPLES FREE UPPER
DUTCH BLUMPKIN
Videogasm
Check out our offbeat video playlist by night
and body painting set up by day. Wanna
paint? Join in! We’ve got the pro stuff for
you to experiment with.
Whiskey and Whores Saloon /
The Pink Elephant
Synesthesiae - A camp dedicated to entertaining all five of your senses.
Whiskey and Whores is back !! We’ll have
some things you’ve seen before - and maybe
some new things.......Also enjoy the finest games and prizes at The Pink Elephant
!! The Pink Elephant is your Silent Disco
headquarters for this burn! Stop by and borrow a set of headphones to increase your
musical options throughout the night!
Teapee
Wobble Family
Synesthesiae
Teapee is an interactive interdisciplinary art
installation and theme camp. Herbal tea is
brewed over a campfire where all are invited
to commune and consume, make music and
tell tales. Teapee is a magic hobo jungle.
We are the Wobble Family. We are a group
of great people that bring art and excitement
everywhere we go.
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MAP OF WHOLE SITE
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DETAIL MAP
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