the 2007 april fools issue
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the 2007 april fools issue
Issue 6 , Volume 10 Sunday April 1, 2007 Hamburgers to T ofu Dogs: Best Cafeteria to Eliminate all Unhealthy Foods Tofu By Echo Reporters: Katie Glover and Zane Jiwa After eliminating foot long subs, and the slurpie machine, adding juice to the vending machines and minimizing the size of French fries, the Charles Best cafeteria has now been ordered to stop selling all unhealthy food. The school district under advisement from the British Columbia Ministry of Education issued this regulation after a recent board meeting. “The food being sold in schools today is unacceptable. Kids are slowly becoming obese, which is adversly affecting future generations” On March 16 , the school administration and PAC held a meeting where healthy food in high school cafeterias was made a priority. After a long discussion, it was officially decided that everything unhealthy will be eliminated from Best’s cafeterias. The new menus will include very sign i f i c a n t changes. Instead of the greasy hamburgers, the cafe will soon offer veggie burgers and tofu dogs. Subway Subs and Pizza Hut pizza will be a thing of the past; instead, students will be served a much healthier menu from Organic World such as salads and tofu. Students can no longer expect to buy fried foods like fries and chicken nuggets; however they will be able to buy carrot sticks and broccoli (sans the unhealthy dip of course.) Even the vending machines will be affected; they will no longer contain pops or candy bars but in- stead will be filled with granola bars, water, juice and milk. Student council is divided on the issue. It seems that many are upset by these drastic changes. Grade 10 Tony Hayward complains, “This is stupid; there is no way I will be buying anything from the cafeteria anymore. I’ll just go up to the village.” Others are threatneing to take more drastic measures, Courtney J o h n s t o n , represntative from student concil plans to organize a hunger stirke. “If I can’t eat the food I like at shcool, I won’t eat at all,”she proclaims. Some, however, are pleased with the healthy new menus. Grade 11 Tiffanie Sombers states, “It’s about time the cafeteria actually offered some health foods! Currently it is practically impossible for a vegetarian to get something good to eat.” The administration supports the idea, “I understand and fully support the healthy eating campaign. I think these changes are very necessary and will really improve the overall living of our student community,” stated Best Principal Mrs. O’Neil. Her only fear is that with the cafeterias “big” selling foods gone the café might be unable to survive. The PAC President, Jane Goodman agrees, “Who knows if students will continue to buy food from the cafeteria after these changes?We may have to shutdown the cafeteria all together.. Best Considered for Extreme Makeover School Edition By Echo Reporter: Elizabeth The Put on those hardhats and grab some tools - the design team of “Extreme Makeover” may be crossing the border! ABC’s popular reality program has extended a nationwide search for the filthiest school in America, including their neighbours up north. The spin-off special, “Extreme Makeover: School Edition,” will seek to grant the wishes of students and teachers by transforming a run down establishment into a state of the art learning institution. Upon hearing about the incredible opportunity, a Grade 11 student from Dr. Charles Best Secondary submitted a nomination tape of the salmon-coloured school in its current state, capturing the theme of the building gradually crumbling back to its roots as a waste landfill. Astoundingly, the short film was convincing enough for “Extreme Makeover” producers to select Best as one of their ten finalists. The winning school will undergo a massive renovation planned for the summer months of 2007, and the segment will air during the fall television line-up. A consolatory cash prize of $10,000 will be rewarded to all runner-ups. Senior Producer Diane Korman has already been in discussion with members of the Coquitlam School District’s Board of Trustees over the probable reconstruction project. “We express our utmost gratitude to the produc- ers of Extreme Makeover for their overwhelming generosity,” says Superintendent L a u r e e n Doerksen, “Our common mission is to provide quality education, and we believe that the students and staff of Dr. Charles Best Secondary School would surely benefit from such a tremendous project.” The “Extreme Makeover” team is committed to providing quality and contemporary technology/ design. Therefore, the chosen campus can expect to see vast improvements and to experience comfortable conditions. A wide range of ideas have already been taken into consideration if Best were to prevail in the competition. At the top of the priority list is the installation of a more efficient air conditioning system. To secure comfort and breathability within the school, the show’s experts recommend the integration of windmill power, which helps to save valuable re- sources at the same time. Another intriguing proposal dealt with the revamping of the peeling, stained walls of the school’s interior. In an attempt to keep students focused, classrooms (especially in the dreadful Math wing) will be revised according to moodenhancing hues. “Color psychologist Dr. Ruth Strock’s studies reveal that productivity levels increase in bluepainted rooms,” stated the Design Team’s interior designer Michael Moloney, “Similarly, the color pink evokes a calming atmosphere suitable for social studies classrooms” Other suggestions include a proper auditorium for music concerts and drama productions, the widening of the narrow hallways, a roof atrium for the student lounge, immaculate washroom facilities, advanced and accessible computer technology and an endless supply of whiteboard markers (for teachers who always find their pens mysteriously running out.) Students, teachers and administrators alike unanimously agree that the school is most deserving of the grand prize.“Best is in desperate need of a makeover,” remarked one Grade 10 student. “I’d especially love to see a student lounge with plasma TVs and couches.” “To be chosen would an absolute blessing,” says Principal Mary O’Neil. “I believe that an improved learning environment will bring about a significant increase in the students’ pride and respect for their school.”A visit to the school has been scheduled for Friday, April 20th. Everyone is encouraged to submit their requests to the office; they will be forwarded for review at a meeting held by “Extreme Makeover” producers before the final decision is made. EDITORIALS Page 2 Mortgaging the Farm for a Prayer is... Page 1 1: Katie Glover Page 5 5: Devon Page 2: Farhan Devji Henderson Page 3: 3 Zane Jiwa, Page 6: Mike Noble Matthew Newton Page 7 7: Brendan Page 4 4: Lauren Batchelor Jeanneau, Elizabeth Page 8 8: Leslie Bouillet The Cartoon by Cynthia Assen superstar would be moved. I find it hard to comprehend how professional teams can trade away their future for a player who may only be on their roster for one month. Like Vancouver Canucks general manager Dave Nonis said, “It’s a joke.” It’s reassuring that Nonis has learned his lesson from last season when he moved some valuable assets to acquire “rentals” Keith Carney and Eric Weinrich at the deadline who proved to serve absolutely no assistance to VancouBy Echo Columnist ver’s unsuccessful push for the Farhan Devji playoffs. What happened to the Peter Forsberg for two top-notch days where we saw “hockey deals?” prospects and two draft picks? Where two teams traded two playKeith Tkachuk for four draft picks ers of equal value for each other, and a roster player? Craig Rivet for without the implication of draft an elite prospect and a first round picks or rental players. I could posdraft pick? Ryan Smyth for two sibly grasp acquiring a “rental world class prospects along with player” if the prices weren’t so high, a first round draft pick? Each one but some teams are trading away of these much sought after up to six prospects for one of these veterans are unrestricted free- “rentals” and that’s absolutely preagents at the end of this season posterous. I think it’s safe to say which means they have the that the prices of these “rental playopportunity to test the open ers” are equivalent to those of a market in the leaky condo summer or here in Van City. even possibly Furthermore, return to the what happened original team to the days that traded where we saw them, like the at least some scenario last noteworthy spring with trades taking Doug Weight place throughand the out the course St.Louis Blues of the regular for example. season rather Last season at than seeing a the trade profusion of deadline, the them transpire St.Louis Blues at the eleventh Peterpicture, Forsberg on Nashville were out of the playoff so puts hour? jersey for the first time. they traded Weight to the Carolina I propose the NHL introHurricanes, knowing full well that duces a new rule which prevents he would return to their line-up in unrestricted free-agents who are the summer. The Blues received traded at the deadline to return to four players and three draft picks the team that originally traded them. for Weight at the deadline and then This would flush the entire notion Carolina proceeded to win the of a rental player down the drain. If Stanley Cup. As expected, the we see the likes of Ryan Smyth, St.Louis Blues re-signed Weight Peter Forsberg, Keith Tkachuk or as soon as the clock struck twelve Bill Guerin returning to their respecon July 1 st when free agency tive teams this summer, I think it’s a began. This is a rare circumstance distinct possibility that a new rule where the “rent-a-player” concept preventing players returning to actually panned out, but the their original team will be up for demajority of other teams who bate in the off-season, as I think it choose to acquire rental players, should be. I just feel that teams, seldom see an increase in their more often than not, get cheated likelihood of winning. when acquiring rent-a-players who The NHL trading deadline is return to their old clubs the followdefinitely the most exciting time of ing season, but I guess if general the year for hockey fanatics and I managers want to throw away their was on the edge of my seat on Feb- future for a so-called “one-night ruary 27th wondering which NHL stand,” it’s their prerogative. Sunday, April 1st, 2007 At Home. . . By Echo Columnist Amber MacDonald Every January and June, students cram as much knowledge into their brains as possible before the all too dreaded provincial exams. These exams were introduced into the B.C school system to allow measure student knowledge in academic courses and to allow the province through standardized testing, to measure and compare the quality of education After studying, students sit down in an invigilator monitored room for up to three hours to spit out their knowledge. When you reach grade 12 your exam counts for 40% of your total mark in the course. Are provincial exams truly ...And Abroad By Echo Columnist Nicole Ugali Climate change isn’t a new concept, yet people are only taking notice of its effects now, and only now are they willing to take action. Al Gore has been actively campaigning against global warming, especially after a serious experience concerning his son, who was hit by a car when he was only six years old. “It turned my whole world around and shook it until everything fell out. “This led Gore to question his vocation, asking “How should I spend my time on this earth.” His concern for the world became Gore’s priority even when he was running for president of the U.S.A. In his documentary (An Inconvenient Truth), he points out that there has been numerous ice ages and melting every century. He emphasizes that what differs this century is that the climate has never been so warm, and the trend may not be reversible. fair? Honestly, should all the assignments, tests and homework completed throughout the semester count for only 60% of your total mark? As far as I am concerned, it is unfair to base 40% of one’s entire grade on a three hour exam. Although the province of British Columbia gives students the choice if they would like to write the grade 12 provincial exams or not, the decision does not come easily. Opting out on an exam means opting out of a University education in many provinces. Grade 12 students who choose to write the provincial exams were given their results on Tuesday, March 6th 2007. Some of us were wondering how these exams were marked and why we received the grades we did. Shouldn’t every student who chooses to write provincial examinations have their marked paper sent to them with their result? This would allow students to know exactly where on the test they made their mistakes, and assure the students that no marking errors were made on their exams. Marking errors could easily occur on the subjective parts of some exams like the writing sections in all of the language and history exams. Considering, nobody would scrutinize my test paper for marking errors as thoroughly as I would; I would really like to receive my completed test after the marking procedures are finished, especially now that there are fewer students opting to take the exams in the first place. Warming in oceans and seas has increased and hurricanes (Katrina), tornados and typhoons, are stronger due to the increase of warmer waters, wind velocity and the moisture. It used to be said that it was impossible to have hurricanes in the south; these beliefs have only evaporate ocean waters, but suck the moisture from the earth as well. Some of the world’s largest lakes, one located in Africa (Chad Lake), is almost completely dry because of the heat. Although Al Gore says we didn’t ask for these consequences, I think otherwise. The world has been warned time and time again and yet no one seems to change their ways. We act like naïve, ignorant and stubborn children; we push the issue aside, and have pushed the Earth beyond its limits. Maybe we were thinking it was all a lie, a mistake or just not possible. Whether or not we expected these outcomes, pollution has come back to our attention with twice as much velocity and violence. Winston Churchill once said: “The era of procrastination, of halfmeasures, of soothing and baffling expedients, of delays is coming to its close. In its place we are entering a period of consequences.” been proven false. There have been more than a few hurricanes in the southern U.S.A and the Caribbeanand typhoons in South Asia – all because of the greenhouse gas effect. There has also been a world wide increase in sea level, a reduction in ozone layers, more species extinctions, and the spread of diseases such as the Avian Flu and SARS . Intensified heat waves not NEWS Sunday, April 1, 2007 Korean Drummers W ow Wow Language Fair Crowd Page 3 Tealess T ea“the School’ Tea“the School’ss Best Kept Secret” By Echo Reporter ers. The countless smiles and the Katie Glover By Echo Reporter Matthew Newton In blocks B, C, and D on March 9th, 2007, Best’s small gym was packed full of student-made exhibits showcasing different aspects of French, Spanish, Japanese, and - for the first time - Korean cultures. The displays boasted a wide range of international entertainment designed to “have the whole school learn about different cultures,” stated Ms. Joba. Students visiting the Language Fair could easily spend a great deal of time looking around at all the different projects, answering trivia questions or playing games that could earn one some candy or cake. Some stands featured exotic food samples, while others were more high-tech, focusing on international pop culture. Some of the most interesting presentations were from students in the new Korean Language class. Their well-advertised contributions included a complimentary serving of rice cakes, a table showcasing Korean cell phones and mp3 players that have found popularity in North America, and tables dedicated to K-Pop, with a laptop set up to play music videos and a poster board displaying a who’s who of Korean pop music. There were also opportunities for students who are not currently taking a language course to get involved. There was an anime contest in which students could submit two original pieces of Japanese-style drawings - won by grade 10 student Jennifer Ray - and a chopstick game held on the stage in blocks B and D, in which three boys and three girls were selected from the audience to carry a pea from one side of the stage to the other, with a pair of chopsticks. The winner’s prize was the ever-popular Japanese snack Pocky. By far, the most impressive aspect of the fair was the Korean drum performance. In D block a group of young musicians took the stage, and instantly captivated the Language Fair’s patrons. They had an outstanding performance, using only their drums and drumsticks to make a symphony of sound, in a focused and well-timed performance. Many spectators would be surprised to learn that they aren’t a professional group, as was generally assumed, but an unnamed ensemble from a Coquitlam youth group, performing in public for the very first time! Despite their lack of experience, they wowed the crowd, and should be very successful in future endeavours. The activities, performances and exhibits all came together in a pleasantly surprising, fun and interesting event. On Thursday March 1, Room 103 was filled with treats, happy people and beautiful decorations all to celebrate the seventh annual Tealess Tea. Every year the Skill Development Department organizes the wonderful event, “in which special needs students host a party, practice social skills and allow friends, teachers, and neighbour’s to see the special needs students in a different light,” explains Skill Development teacher, Kathy Hayword. This year, the students outdid themselves with wonderful decorations and delicious treats. It took two weeks to prepare for the event. With the help of the ten special needs assistants within the school, the twenty special needs students shopped, researched recipes and cooked to get ready for the tea. The students also were given the chance to practice their social skills as they were able to invite their friends, grandparents and parents to the event and introduce them to their teach- cheerful environment, illustrated students, teachers and parents thoroughly enjoyed the tea. Preparing for the Tealess Tea is not all that the Special Needs Department does. Throughout the year, especially through the lunch program, the Special Needs Department teaches important life skills and functional academics such as food preparation, telling time and money organization. All through high school, special needs students prepare for graduation by learning about being a part of society. It is events like the tea that allow students to demonstrate their knowledge Kathy Hayword, the teacher who organized the tea states that “the Special Needs Department, which happens to be the largest department in the school, is the school’s best kept secret.” With great celebrations such as the Tealess Tea the secret will soon be out. Food Theory and Whistling to Replace T raditional Electives Traditional By Echo Reporter: Kelsey Davis The BC government announced earlier this month that School Districts across will BC will have to cut all electives that require fees out of middle and Secondary schools. School District 43 will be cancelling all school electives, as well as school field trips and out of province trips. “Fees will no longer be allowed for trades programs, special academics and even musical instruments for band programs. All expenses for electives must be covered within the school budget or through donation,” Education Minister Shirley Bond said last week. This means any electives that require fees will be remodelled. For Charles Best students, this means courses including Art, Wood, Electronics, Food and senior P.E are being deleted, as each of these courses require money in order to run. Other course cut backs include Biology dissections, academic field trips like the ever popular physics trip to Playland and all out of province trips including Orlando and Europe. For those involved in the school’s Music Department, band will continue, but fees will no longer be put toward instruments. Only students who own their instruments will have access to them; the school will no longer provide musical instruments. This will open up the band to a whole new group of students, however. Hand rhythm, whistling and vocal beat boxing will be incorporated into the band, to allow those who cannot afford instruments to participate. Technically, grades cannot be based on instrument difficulty, and band teachers are legally required to grade a student the same, whether they are a Tuba player or whistler As course selection forms were due the at the end of February, councellors will be coming around in the coming weeks to make sure all students are aware of these new elective changes and will be making schedule corrections to fit with the new classes being offered in place of electives. The Math Department will now be offering specialized courses including Geometry 12, Algebra Principles 10/11 and “Lifestyle Math”, where students will examine the constantly asked question, “When would we ever use this in real life?” The P.E Department will introduce Running 12, specializing in the mechanics and techniques for running and Yoga 11/12 will replace the ever popular PE 11/12. Participation in the yoga course will be done on the wrestling mats, instead of yoga mats, because of the money factor. The Foods Department will be shut down completely and the empty classrooms will be used for courses including “International Cuisine”, where students will study international recipes and be expected to participate in research projects and oral presentations on specific recipes. More basic food courses will also be offered and food preparation will be replaced by food theory. As for other electives, hands on courses will be replaced with more theory based classes, including Theory of Wood Technology 12, History of Drawing and Painting 12 and “Electrical Schemata”, an in-depth analysis of electrical engineering drawings. “I am most defiantly not looking forward to the new classes. Wood Tech isn’t something you can teach out of a text book; it is important for students to have hands on experience.” said Wood Tech teacher, Mr. Jones. “Trying to keep kids engaged and interested in the theory lessons will be extremely difficult.” Changes will take place in the coming weeks and students are encouraged to think about some of the new course options available and speak to counsellors if they have any questions or concerns about the following year. “With the government unable to ask parents for money and provincial budget cutbacks, cancelling certain courses were the only way to go,” said Coquitlam Superintendent of Schools, Laureen Doerksen. “This move was important for a provincially balanced budget. It will be a tough adjustment for students to make, but schools are doing their best to accommodate the change and are working on introducing new academic courses for the 2007/2008 school year.” Sunday, April 1st, 2007 NEWS Bridal T errorism is an Endearing Hit Best Students Explore Terrorism By Echo Reporter played by Sean Mahaffey, plays a ily. the Big Apple Lauren Jeanneau smaller role in the story, as does After an amusing scene in Page 4 Terrorism: The calculated use of violence (or threat of violence) against civilians in order to attain goals that are political or religious or ideological in nature; this is done through intimidation or coercion or instilling fear. Terrorism. It’s a nasty term, frequently linked with international conflicts or airport bombings. It is not often that we relate this word with brides-to-be. As a result, this made the title of Best’s latest drama production all the more endearing. ‘Bridal Terrorism,’ put on by Best Players, debued March 12th and played through until the 14th. The originality of the plot, or at the very least the mystery of its title attracted a fairly large crowd to the play, where audience members uncovered the truth behind this twisted story. The tale begins with May, played by Robynne McPherson, who is desperately seeking a husband to marry that very same day. It is quickly revealed that she is prepared to settle for whomever she can find. Cue Lionel Stark, played by Matthew Newton, an unsuspecting man simply reading a book in the park. He is taken by surprise when May interrupts his momentary serenity to hastily select him as her new groom. To confuse Lionel even more, May’s family soon arrives, after May has confirmed her determination to marry this stranger. Her sister Gina, played by Stephanie Carrasco, is a ditsy, outgoing and therefore, inevitably humorous character. Gina’s husband Colin, mother Betty, played by Alicia Lynn, and wedding judge Terry, played by Ben Dick. All of these characters are relevant to the plot though, as they push Lionel Stark towards agreeing to marry their beloved and lonely May, as well as providing much comedic relief. As the plot progresses, we learn more about May and her motives to opt for a random groom. She is part of the Bridal Terrorist Party, whose members essentially search for random husbands, so not to become Old Maids. “Us Bridal Terrorists have an 87 percent success rate,” May informs Lionel enthusiastically. The audience sees clearly that Lionel is not okay with the wedding plans, even after May points a gun at his head to convince him. He suggests that she is a little crazy, but May only responds “who isn’t these days?” This is the point of realization for Lionel; he figures that acting potentially crazy could scare off the determined bride-to-be and her fam- which Lionel subtly informs May of his ‘insanity,’ and she over-dramatically breaks down, she finally walks away, leaving only Lionel behind, gleaming with relief that his twisted plan was a success. For those who were not particularly amused by the plot, the exaggerated facial expressions alone could have been enough to entertain the audience. Matt Newton and Stephanie Carrasco in particular were able to portray their characters emotions through their actions, and produce strong, dramatic performances. “I really liked working on this play,” Carrasco reflects. “I got to have a lot of fun with my character and how ditzy she was.” Another captivating aspect of the performance was R o b y n n e M c P h e r s o n ’s costume. This main Bridal Terrorist, despite her ugly plan, wore a beautiful white wedding dress that grasped everybody’s attention. This humorous one act play was not only an opportunity for actors to entertain the crowd, but also a hands-on chance for Charles Best student teacher Ms. Bauman, who aspired to direct at least one play before leaving the school. I think it’s safe to say that her efforts, and those of the cast members definitely paid off. Bridal Terrorism was an unlikely but entertaining scenario that kept the crowd wondering until the very last line. Mushens to Run for Prime Minister By Echo Reporter Brendan Batchelor Beloved Dr. Charles Best teacher David Mushens has made it official; he’s running for Prime Minister of Canada. Now you ask; for what party is he running? Will he be an independent? The answer may shock you. Mushens will be running as head of the National Fascist Party (NFP.) “Demokratie ist für kleine gekümmerte Dummköpfe,” said Mushens in a recent interview. “Ich bilde Kanada die neue Welt Superenergie. Wir zerquetschen sie mit unseren Bibern und Hockeystöcken.” Mushens also revealed that his recently published novel, “Deadly Lessons,” is actually the German version of Hitler’s “Mein Kampf” typed backwards. Mushens has also appointed fellow teachers Mr. Sutherland and Mr. Smith as his joint chiefs of staff. “He’s a super awesome guy,” said Sutherland. “He even planned a toothbrush moustache growing contest for the whole Socials Department. It was a great bonding experience.” Mushens has promised sweeping changes across the board for the structure of government in Canada. Although his eradication of democracy may rub some people the wrong way, Mushens promises to keep the needs of the people in mind when he, “Gewordener König der Welt.” When asked about his main competitors in the upcoming election, Conservative leader Stephen Harper and Liberal leader Stephane Dion, Mushens replied with disdain, “Sie erinnern mich an Celine Dion und Shania Twain.” Mushens’ fan club at the school is also steadily growing under their motto, “Demokratie ist der Teufel.” By Echo Reporter Elizabeth The On Saturday, March 17th, sixteen Best students, two teachers and three family members departed from Vancouver to visit one of the major capitals of the world, New York City. The Spring Break field trip promised an eye-opening look at the art collections and architectural wonders that the city has to offer. Upon arriving at JFK airport and settling into their Upper West Side hotel, the eager travelers immediately embarked in an array of sightseeing and activities. Taking initiative as the trip’s tour guide, art teacher Mr. Scott enjoyed sharing his knowledge of the city’s artwork as the group ventured uptown and downtown. He shared the responsibility of leading students through the Metropolis with Ms. Sousa, a Socials teacher at Centennial Secondary. Together, they brought the group to familar attractions and famous landmarks such as the Brooklyn Bridge, Ground Zero, the Empire State Bulding, the Chrysler Building, Grand Central Station, Time Square, the United Nations headquarters, Rockefeller Center and Central Park. Walking tours were another part of the initerary. The group got to participate in tours of Greenwich Village and the financial district of Wall Street. A priority on the agenda was to view various pieces of art and learn about its interesting history at acclaimed New York museums, including the Metropolitan Museum of Art, the Museum of Modern Art and the Guggenheim Museum. Among the masterpieces discovered at the exhibitions were Van Gogh’s “Starry Night” at the MoMA and ancient artifacts – from Asia to Egypt - at the Met. “The Met was my favourite museum,” said Sindu Dharma. “it had a lot of old paintings which I recognized.” No trip to New York is complete without getting tickets to a Broadway musical. This year, the students got to see the popular play, “Rent.” “I absolutely loved Rent,” fawns Samantha Lee. “The performances were fantastic.” New York shopping was a highly beloved activity. The students enjoyed making purchases in top shopping destinations such as the lively Time Square, the upscale Fifth Avenue, Canal Street in Chinatown and trendy SoHo boutiques. During their action-packed week in the city that never sleeps, the students quickly adopted the New York way of life. They became accustomed to public transportation - hailing taxi cabs, using subways and walking through the streets. They were amazed by the tall skyscraper buildings and bright city lights as seen on a Harbour Boat Cruise and a view from Empire State Building. As well, they were lucky enough to experience the city’s nightlife by going to a night club and comedy club. By the final day, the students were both fulfilled from the experience and disappointed that the journey had come to an end. “It’s the anticipation of someplace new and the great experiences that make New York such a great city,” says Oscar Chung. “I felt that the trip was a huge success,” commented Sindu Dharma, “I wish I didn’t have to leave! Entertainment Sunday, April 1, 2007 Murray Goes Hollywood By Echo Reporter: Mike Noble double? Well, there are some stunts that don’t want to mess with Chuck Norris, so don’t take Mr Murray too lightly, because there are some things you may not know about him. • Farewell, Mr Murray. Mr Murray only speaks in blank verse, with the exception of his After countless years at Dr Charles Best Secondary, our beloved English teacher will be leaving Best after receiving word that he will be a stunt double for Chuck Norris in his upcoming movie “The Cutter 2: Vengeance on the Horizon.” During a stimulating lesson on dissonance on a cool March morning, Mr Murray received a phone call that shocked him and his Block A English 12 class. Upon hearing that he had been accepted, he instantly roundhouse kicked three unsuspecting students to prepare himself for the role. He then ripped off his shirt and ran out of the room shouting a native tribal song. “It’s been a dream of mine to be featured on the silver screen,” quipped Murray when asked about his new job. “I got an idea to audition for the role when vandals wrote on the school portraits last year. I thought I might as well, since I need more excitement in my life.” Now you may be wondering; why would Chuck Norris need a stunt Wednesday lessons, in which he speaks in Haiku. Mr Murray always gets 7/ 6 on Poetry responses. Always. Mr Murray knows the mathematical formula to cure cancer, too bad he teaches English. Mr Murray is the reason why Mr Baker needed braces. • • • • Mr Murray can speak Braille. • The opening scene from “Saving Private Ryan” is actually Mr Murray playing dodge ball in elementary school. • Mr Murray attaches cheese graters to his arms, pretending to be Shredder from Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles; he then battles invisible Ninja Turtles on his front lawn until sunrise. • Mr Murray whistles in German. • Mr Murray’s calendar goes from March 31 st to April 2nd; No one fools Mr Murray. The filming for “The Cutter 2” will begin in the summer, and most likely end midNovember with an early 2008 release. During this time, Mr Murray’s English teaching duties will be taken over by former student teacher, Mr Sutherland. Sutherland was ecstatic about hearing about his new position. “It will be big shoes to fill, which is saying a lot, since Mr Murray wears custom made size 17.5 shoes which are sewed by his students during their detentions at 7:30.” Page 5 Seperated at Birth Teachers on Spring Break Page 6 ENTERT AINMENT ENTERTAINMENT CD Reviews: T oday’ Today’ oday’ss Finest By Devon Henderson By Leanne Feichtinger By Leanne Feichtinger Kevin Federline – Playing With Fire Throw away any preconceived notions you once had about Kevin Federline; this man is a poet. I was very skeptical when I heard about his debut album “Playing With Fire.” How very wrong I was. On the track “Americas Most Hated”, Federline uses wit and modesty as retorts to his shabby portrayal in the media. He uses a similar tactic on the title track “Playing With Fire,” which is set to an equally original and catchy beat. The best way to describe K-Fed’s style is by quoting his lyrics. “This is that hip-hop flavour mixed with a little bit of rock and roll.” Well said. Paris Hilton - Paris On this instant modern classic, Paris Hilton spills her soul to listeners in emotional songs such as “Screwed”, “Turn You On”, and “I Want You.” Hilton’s version of “Do You Think I’m Sexy” is a reworked, re-vamped version of Stewart’s classic – and hers eclipses the original. On her lead single, “Stars are Blind”, she demonstrates her vocal range as well as showcasing her poetic lyrics: If you show me real love baby I’ll show you mine. Don’t let the album cover fool you; Hilton is more than just a pretty face. This album has substance, depth and lyrics that will have you poring over them for hours. Rating: 4/5 stars Totally Pokemon (Soundtrack) This compilation has something for every Pokemon fan: pop, rock, and ballads. It even has a song called PokeRap GS in which the names of 100 Pokemon are rapped out for those hip-hop fans. Of course, it includes the Pokemon theme song as its opener; however, it is not the original but the theme from the 3rd season. This version has the classic, well-loved lyrics with a new, drum-and-bass inspired beat and will definitely be appearing at your next school dance. The album closes with 7 karaoke songs, so you can record your own versions and become a true Pokemon Master! Rating: 5/5 stars Rating: 4/5 stars Mal Peet’ Peet’ss “The Keeper” will be sure to score By Nicole Ugali The book, set in South America in the late 1970’s to early 1980’s, is about on a boy who initially is unaware of his gifts as a tremendous goalkeeper. He meets a mentor in the jungle who helps him hone his abilities, and becomes an outstanding goalkeeper. The book starts of with a well known journalist (Paul Faustino) interviewing the best goalkeeper in the world (“Le Gato” ) who has just won the World Cup for his country. Gato is famous for his extreme calmness u n d e r pressure, which is the foundation of his amazing goalkeeping abilities. T h e goalkeeper starts off telling Faustino of his life as a child in an isolated logging camp, in the jungle. He tells the journalist how small and secluded his town was. As a child, he seemed different: taller and quieter than most kids. Most surprisingly, he seemed to lack the great soccer abilities his friends possessed. Le Gato was always clumsy and unable to score a goal; whereas, his playmates did amazing things with the ball. Le Gato’s training started the moment he ventured into the forbidden jungle. There he encounters a ghostly figure called the keeper, his soon to be mentor and the one who would teach him all he would need to know. Gato’s mentor was strict and emotionless, always pushing the boy beyond his limits. The boy ages and starts to work for his father in the logging camp. Every Saturday, the workers would play against each other in a game of soccer and word gets out and scouts from the country’s team come to watch the young Gato at 15, becomes the country’s goalkeeper. Since then, he has remained on the team and won the World Cup. A l l this information would be needed to write in the paper the next day, but to the journalist’s surprise, the information Le Gato had given him wasn’t for him to write for the newspaper he worked for, but another idea the goalkeeper had in mind. Mal Peet’s idea of combining soccer with moral values is astonishing and well done. This book drags you in, whether you’re a soccer fan or not and shows the reader more than the tricks of soccer or the life of a young hopeless boy; it shows you respect for others. It’s a very touching book with unexpected twists. It is also a very clever and intelligent, mystery. I give this novel 3 1/2 stars out of five. Sunday, April 1st, 2007 Vancouver W ill “Still Will Remember” Bloc Party By Leanne Feichtinger Bloc Party, the much-hyped UK band, played a sold-out show at the Commodore on Monday, March 12th. The crowd of mostly 20-something hipsters were restless waiting for Bloc Party to take the stage, but received the two opening a c t s , Smoosh and especially Final Fantasy, very warmly. Smoosh is an up and coming band of two sisters, one 15 and one only 13 years old. Final Fantasy, the solo project of a member of Arcade Fire, had his own fans in the crowd who shouted out requests for songs, which he played live by looping the violin tracks. Then Bloc Party appeared. Playing songs from their latest album, including “The Prayer”, “Hunting for Witches”, and “I Still Remember”, the four-piece band had the whole audience dancing. Of course they also performed a few songs off their debut album, such as “Blue Light”, “This Modern Love”, and their breakout song “Banquet”. For the encore, the band pulled out another drum set for a rendition of “Sunday” that kept the crowd on their feet. In fact, I don’t think anyone sat down all night. To close the show, Bloc Party played “Helicopter”, and front man Kele Okereke invited members of the audience to dance onstage with the band. You might’ve seen me up there, that girl with the blue shirt. SPORTS Page 7 Sunday, April 1st, 2007 Tricks and Deals: The Echo’s NHL Trade Deadline Journal By Echo Columnist Brendan Batchelor Driver T o Play To For Gators By Echo Columnist Chris Tse 12:27pm Tentatively, Ryan Smyth to the Isles! This has to be the biggest trade of the season, let alone the day. He is rumoured to have been traded for a bunch of picks, more to come. I guess the Oilers didn’t sign him after all. 12:34pm The Ryan Smyth deal has been confirmed. Wow. 12:35pm Gene Principe on Sportsnet compares the Smyth deal to the Gretzky deal back in 89. This is history in the making! 12:45pm Ryan O’Marra, a first rounder and Robert Nilson to Edmonton for Ryan Smyth is confirmed. 12:46pm The Flames have made two alleged trades. One for defenseman David Hale out of New Jersey and another for Martin Gelinas! Vancouver fans are crying. 12:55pm Still no news but I find it interesting that Messier will be honoured at the Oiler game tonight on the same day that Smyth was dealt. 12:56pm TSN reports Brad Boyes to St. Louis. 12:57pm Apparently GM’s are calling TSN and ranting about how Smyth wasn’t even on the market, and no one seems to have known he was being offered. Kevin Lowe is a sneaky little devil. 1:02pm Apparently Norstrom actually went to Dallas. 1:04pm TSN.ca confirms the Martin Gelinas to Calgary trade (they were wrong.) 1:05pm The Boyes deal is now confirmed by TSN. 1:42pm Jaroslav Modry went to LA in the Norstrom deal. 1:44pm The bell for E block goes and I am forced to log off. No more deals to come through. attending the southern university. “Well, obviously I’m excited,” Driver laughed when asked. “Who wouldn’t want to go play ball in Florida, man? Especially with JNoah down there, it’s gonna be dope!” Driver was referring to University of Florida standout Joakim Noah, who led the Gators to the national championship with his 16point, 9-rebound season averages. Noah, who was considered a lock to become a top-five pick in the 2006 NBA Draft, decided to bypass the draft and stay in university. All signs pointed to him declaring for the 2007 Draft after this season, but once Noah heard about Driver’s verbal commitment, he had other things to say. “Everyone’s saying that I’m gonna declare for the L and all that, but with this new Canadian kid coming down, who knows? I might decide to stick around for another two years cuz my eligibility allows me to do that. I want a chance to play a year with this cat.” the ball. He’s got good size for a guard and has decent ball-handling skills. We see him becoming a valuable contributor to our program.” The one knock against Driver has been his defense, which is hampered by his lack of speed. “He’s a big kid,” Donovan continued when asked about Driver’s apparent lackluster movement. “Obviously he’ll never be the quickest player in the SEC, but if he works out and sheds a few pounds, there’s no telling what this kid can do. Look at what Big Baby’s doing over at LSU. He tore it up last year as an overweight forward, and during the summer he worked out and lost thirty pounds and now he’s absolutely dominating our league. I haven’t a doubt that Reza’s got the same potential in him. Give him a summer with a personal trainer and maybe a few pounds less, and he could make an instant impact.” A NCAA scout added, “Reza Driver could be the next Canadian in the NBA.” Driver didn’t play for the Charles Best senior boys team this year for several reasons. First, playing with the team would have been an enormous time commitment for him since he also trains daily with the UBC men’s team. Secondly, Driver says, “Well, we’ve got a few other elite players in our program like Sam Freeman and David Joyce. If I was playing, then I’d take away from their game. I’ve already committed to Florida; those guys need as much of the limelight as they can get.” Driver, who will spend this summer training with the junior men’s national team, says that he is excited about next year. “I’ll be going down to play senior ball in the States next year,” he said. “Probably Oak Hill, though Maryland Prep was looking at me too. We’ll see how things go. All I know is that if I keep working, then like my momma says, I can do anything I put my mind to. And my mind’s set on making the L.” What then, is so special about Reza Driver that even the arguable top player in all of college basketball might consider delaying his entry espn.com Though Canada isn’t exactly a basketball hotbed, there are certain things about the sport that Canadians can call their own, the invention of the game and Steve Nash among them. But it seems that Coquitlam’s been hiding its own little secret. Just recently in early March, Grade 11 student Reza Driver verbally committed to the University of Florida, home of the Gators and the top men’s basketball program in the NCAA’s SEC division. The powerhouse Gators won their first national championship in 2006 when they defeated the UCLA Bruins 73-57. Driver, who has played basketball for the Tri-Cities Youth Basketball Association and the Charles Best grade 9 and grade 10 teams, says he is extremely excited to be prospect Brendan Bell for Perrault. 11:52am Eight minutes left until the deadline and it’s getting down to the wire. Ekland has some fishy rumours about Marty Lapointe going to Detroit, Derek Morris moving to Calgary, and Robert Esche going to LA. He also mentions that seven teams are going after Marty Gelinas. 11:55am Yet another fishy rumour from Eklund that has Boynton going to Ottawa. This has to be the most boring trade deadline in ten years. 11:59am 50 seconds left! Gelinas could be on the move to Anaheim or maybe Vancouver! Esche to Tampa Bay says Eklund, but I didn’t catch if it’s confirmed or not. 12:00pm The official trade deadline; more news will continue to trickle in. 12:08pm Eklund says that the Kings have moved Norstrom to Anaheim. He also reiterates that Morris is likely going to Calgary, boring. 12:12pm Eklund says the Islanders are rumoured to have moved Jason Blake to Calgary or Nashville. 12:18pm Matt Stajan being dealt out of Toronto also seems to be a hot rumour, although there is no confirmed destination for him. 12:20pm Eklund reports that the Islanders have made a huge trade, but it doesn’t involve Jason Blake. I didn’t know they were dealing anyone else. 12:25pm Eklund says there seems to be some genuine weight to the Islanders rumour and that a big Edmonton Oiler name is rumoured to be heading to Long Island. Could it be Ryan Smyth? I thought he was signed? This is confusing but exhilarating, finally some good deals. Driver shakes hands with Gators’ coach. into the NBA just to play with him? Florida head coach Billy Donovan had a few things to say at the signing conference. “Well, we’re definitely excited about Reza’s ability to shoot nhl.com The NHL trade deadline is one of the most exciting events of the NHL season. For diehard hockey fans this is Christmas in February, and as one of said fans I followed the trade rumours and deals throughout the day (except when those pesky classes got in the way.) Here is my personal trade deadline journal chronicling the deals, rumours, and events of the most exciting day of the NHL season. A day that will go down in history as the day a key player left the town he loved and travelled to a new country and a new beginning. February 27, 2007, 7:00am The alarm beeps loudly and without even a hesitation I jump up to shut it off. Fumbling for the remote in the dark, I click the power button and the small 12 inch television that resides in my room springs to life, blinding me momentarily. Although my vision is slightly impaired, I can still hear Nick Kypreos, Darren Millard, and Keith Primeau discussing the trades made yesterday and the day to come. Sopel and Smolinski were dealt to Vancouver the previous afternoon, a good sign for any Canucks fan in my opinion. I hope they pick up a backup. I hate Sabourin. 7:05am Roberts has waived his no-trade clause and has been moved from Florida to Pittsburgh. 7:08am The legendary, anonymous hockey blogger Eklund is appearing on Sportsnet (not showing his face though) to help with the coverage. A small graphic lights up at the bottom of the screen everytime Eklund has some breaking news. Sportsnet has aptly named these “Eklund Alerts.” 8:00am Marty Biron is rumoured to have been moved out of Buffalo, but they don’t know where he’s headed. They say it might be Philly. Sucks to be him. 8:25am Mr. Murray’s English class has a no cell-phone rule. This may hamper Detroit are actively pursuing a trade my ability to obtain updates, or will for Todd Bertuzzi; Glen Murray is rumoured to be moving to Detroit; it? and Dainius Zubrus is possibly on 9:14am Bathroom break and I can check the move to Anaheim. 11:20am the deals on my cell phone’s internet. Eklund confirms on the internet Biron did go to Philly. Buffalo then that Todd Bertuzzi has been dealt to picked up Conklin from Columbus. Detroit! Man, I look like an idiot after Laraque has been dealt to Pittscalling that he was going to Anaheim. burgh; that adds more veteran leadThe first blockbuster of the day but ership in addition to Roberts. They still no word on what Florida got for could go far. Guerin to San Jose!! That’s a big deal for the Sharks. I wouldn’t want to be a fan of a team in the Western Conference... 9:25am I’m going down to the computer lab to work on an essay, and check updates of course. I check Eklund’s website. He says Bertuzzi to Anaheim is practically done! 9:45am After finishing my work, I walk back to English and brag to a number of people en route that, “I’m calling that Bertuzzi is getting dealt to Anaheim within the hour.” I am cool. 10:02am Ryan Smyth with his new team I check my cell in Law, but there’s nothing new. Hopefully the deals start flowing more him. In my estimation this means steadily the closer we get to noon. that Murray isn’t going to Detroit, and Zubrus is more likely to move to 11:05am Out of Law and I check the cell Anaheim after they missed out on phone again. TSN isn’t reporting the Bertuzzi sweepstakes. 11:23am anything but I have a feeling Eklund The Panthers got a conditional knows more than they do; I rush to pick and a prospect for Bertuzzi, kind Mr. Cairney’s computer lab as fast of a low price if you ask me. as I can. 11:30am 11:10am On Sportsnet TV Nick Kypreos Arrival in the computer lab and I reports that Yanic Perrault is on the check all the various websites. move and going to the Maple Leafs. Sportsnet has a live streaming video I guess they are going to make a of their trade deadline coverage! playoff push afterall. Excellent; I settle in for the long haul. 11:33am 11:18am Eklund reports that Zubrus has Eklund reports several trades and been dealt to Buffalo! Wow, they’re deals on his website, going to be powerful upfront. Pascal hockeybuzz.com. According to Dupuis is also moving to Atlanta. Eklund Brad May has been dealt to It’s the second time he’s been dealt Anaheim; Ryan Smyth has re-signed in a month, poor guy. with the Oilers; Oleg Saprykin was 11:36am sent to the Senators for a Coyotes Phoenix got a 2nd rounder and 2nd round draft pick; Anaheim and SPORTS Sunday, April 1st 2007 Rugby Season Kicks Off By Echo Reporter Tara Staples It is spring and the rugby season has commenced. The boys’ team will include returning players, Spencer Newberry, Razvan Cuclea, Daniel Camillari and David Zima.“I think this is going to be an exciting season,” predicts coach Johnstone. “The boys have a lot of potential as well as speed, and speed kills.” High Hopes for Track By Echo Reporter Chris Tse Sr .T ennis Sr.T .Tennis Confident By Echo Reporter Leslie Bouillet Blue Devils’ tennis has started up once again, and this year’s team has already begun to practice Tuesday and Thursday’s at People’s Courts. Mr. Choi is coaching the team, which is comprised of many returning players. Grade 12 student and tennis player Lauren Parker is confident feeling: “The team is going to rock the house.” The season starts April 1st, and this year’s team hopes to achieve success and partake in provincials. With the dedication that is being shown already, Mr. Choi doesn’t seem to think that will be a problem: “We have very strong senior teams, and I expect to do very well.” Senior Boys Fall Short at Provincial T ournament Tournament By Echo Reporter Leslie Bouillet From Wednesday, March 7 to Saturday, March 10 the senior boy’s lacrosse team hosted and participated in the annual Brine Blue Devils Tournament, which doubles as the provincial championships. The Senior Blue Devils started the tournament against Terry Fox Secondary. Best took the lead early in the game when Kiegan Scharnberg and Travis Cornwall scored two goals each, and DJ Reynes and Cory Martel added singles. In the second half, Terry Fox mounted a comeback, scoring three unanswered goals, but their rally fell short. Scharnberg and Cornwall both contributed single goals respectively to complete their hat tricks, and Taylor Morrison added two more to finish off the Ravens. The final score was 10-3 for Best. Curtis Sim racked up two assists. Their opening tilt a good start for the boys and clearly boosted their confidence for the upcoming games. Next, Best faced Seaquam Secondary School from Delta. Once again, Best took an early lead thanks to goals from Scharnberg, Cornwall and Morrison. The game went back and forth until a check from Matt Beers landed a Seaquam player in the hospital. After the demoralyzing hit, Best controlled the second half ,scoring nine goals to Seaquam’s two. Goals came from Reynes, Sim, Cornwall, Morrison, J o s h Sedden and Tor Reinholdt. Goalie D a n Lewis was a key factor in the win, allowing in only t h r e e goals. The final score was 12-3 for B e s t . Hatzic Seconda r y would be their next opponent, and Best would once again come out on top. By the end of the first half Best was already leading 8-1, thanks to goals from Scott Duncan, Morrison, Martel, Beers and a hat trick from key contributor Matt Greenall,who was later named game MVP. Hatzic posed little opposition Pictures by: Leslie Bouillet The Charles Best track team began training in early February, a testament to the team’s willingness to work hard in order to achieve new heights this year. Although the Blue Devils have lost seniors Matt Willcox and Jessica Richards, the void has been filled by several elite juniors, including Tom Willcox, Jocelyn Webster, and Timma Hickenbotham, who will ensure that the program’s winning tradition continues. On the senior side of things, the boys hope to build on last year’s success with their district champion relay team of Mike Drozdik, Etienne Siew, Chris Tse, and _______. If anyone is interested in filling this blank, please talk to Ms. Bazley. New additions to the senior girls include Bahaar Vafai and Sahar Golestani. Page 8 and Best defeated them handily 113, with Stu Goodman and Ryan McLarchrie adding two points and a goal respectively. The Blue Devils appeared invincible: “By this point we were very confident, and felt like nothing could hurt us,” explains Greenall. “Everyone was playing their best game and we were pumped to play Centennial.” Centennial also fell easily to the Best boys, who once again controlled the entire game. Against the highly penalyized Centennial team, Best capitalized on the man advantage to win the game 122. The undefeated boys left their home field and traveled to Mercer Stadium to face the New Westminster team which would prove to be their only challenge in the tournament,in the pouring rain. Best knew their opponents were not only a school team, but also the city team. New Westminster led early in the game, but Best fought hard to catch up. It was an ongoing struggle to gain dominance, but in the end the senior boys were unable to attain victory. The final score was 6-4 for New Westminste “Although we fell short in the semi-finals, we played hard. Any given day the out come could have been reversed, but New Westminster was the better team on this particular day,” explains defensive player Matt Beers, whose presence on defence – along with Chris Seidel – was a huge part of the team’s success. After the game a sense of sadness fell over the team, but they all handled it pretty well, and most of the team went to watch the gold medal game at Best. DJ Reynes was content with the team’s actions in the game, stating, “We played well, came up short, and celebrated hard.” In the end the Charles Best Senior Boys would place third overall in the Provincials. For many of the players, it was their last season, and even though they didn’t win, they’re still proud of the team’s accomplishments this season. Explains Sim, “It would’ve been nice to go out a champ as a senior, but you can’t win them all, I guess. Congratulations to the juniors on owning the show! 10’s, do it again next year; let’s take that senior title; it’s about time we take home our own trophy.” Well said Curtis. Jr Jr.. Devils Dominate at Provincial Championship By Echo Reporter Josh Bloomfield Heading into the Blue Devil Classic the Junior Boy’s Lacrosse Team looked incredibly strong. They had an undefeated season and were very close to securing the number one spot provincially. In the tournament which has become a tradition at Best and the juniors definitely did not disappoint with their incredible performance. Last year, the team made the finals but was knocked off by a very strong New Westminster team. This year, they cruised through the tournament knocking off every team they faced en route to the championship. They looked solid from start to finish. Their first game was against a North Delta team that, heading into the tournament, looked like the only problem on Best’s round-robin schedule. The team blew away any chance of an upset early and jumped ahead to a five goal halftime lead which they carried through the rest of the game. After cruising through the rest of the round robin 3-0, their first real test was in the Saturday semi-final match-up at noon in Mercer Stadium. This game was the rematch of last year’s final against New West. New West had already suffered a loss to Claremont but was very dangerous and Best did not take them lightly. Thanks to another dominating performance the Blue Devils were once again victorious and prepared for a 3:30 final, only two hours after the conclusion of their semifinal tilt. The final was against their biggest rival, Claremont from Vancouver Island. At a tournament earlier this year Best had beaten Claremont. The team was motivated and was all over Claremont from the get go. Big saves, big hits and nice goals for Best were very common in this game and “Big Emmo” Scharnberg had two goals and two assists. Claremont managed only a single goal while Best scored a total of 13. During the tournament all players played well but some standouts defensively were Emerson Scharnberg, Kevin Neufeld and Braden Weir. On offence Marty Dinsdale was named tournament MVP and Cody Craven and Kyle Dennison also played great throughout. This was a big win for the team and they were ecstatic. “We were unreal all tournament long,” said Emerson Scharnberg. “We expected to win every game, and we did,” added Kevin Neufeld After the triumphant 13-1 win over Claremont, the team became the number one ranked team in the province. This was the 6 th Annual Best Classic Tournament and the four grade 9’s on the team will be looking to help with the repeat next year while most of team will be moving up to the senior team and will look to win there. Badminton T eam Sheds “Nerdy” Image, Becomes the New Cool Team By Echo Reporter Josh Bloomfield A sport that does not often get recognition at Best is badminton. Badminton is an extremely challenging sport and usually flies under the radar behind bigger sports. The badminton club at Best is large and is coached by Mr. Smith, who offers all the knowledge and advice he can give to aspiring badminton stars. The students involved usually put in a lot of work and practice after school, as well as playing matches against other schools. This team is not often mentioned but is quite large in size. Soojie Hahn is one of the standouts on the team and this is her third year being a member. The team is steadily gaining in popularity and next year the group will most likely increase in size again. There is a broad range of skill on the team, from beginners to experienced players. The badminton team is a really fun club and continues to get better and better.