Our Menu 2016

GET ‘CHO DRINK ON!
32oz Buckets of Booze $15
Sink the Pink
Bacardi Coconut, Bacardi 151, Myers Dark Rum,
pineapple juice, OJ & grenadine
Mango Slurpee
Bacardi Mango, Bacardi Limon, sour & cranberry juice
Skinny Dip
Bacardi Grapefruit & lemon-lime soda
Margarita Bucket
El Jimador Silver, OJ, triple sec & sour topped with lemon-lime soda
Lakeside Punch
Bacardi Dragon Berry, Bacardi Mango, Blue Curaçao &
cranberry juice topped with lemon-lime soda
*Up the octane any Bacardi flavor or 151 floater for $2
Frozen Drinks: $6 Freeze what brain you’ve got left!
Cocktails
Rum Runner
Pina Colada
Pain in the Ass
Honey Lemonade $6
half Rum Runner,
half Pina Colada
Mudslide
Margarita
Strawberry Daquiri
Miami Vice
half Strawberry Daquiri,
half Pina Colada
*Up the octane any Bacardi flavor or 151 floater for $2
*Frozen drink buckets available for $20
*Frozen drinks also available “VIRGIN” for the kiddos
Banana Banshee
Jack Honey & lemonade topped
with ice tea
Good Looking $5
Vanilla Vodka, cranberry juice, splash of
lemon-lime soda & a lime squeeze
Lynchburg Lemonade $6
Jack Daniel’s, triple sec, sour &
lemon-lime soda
Ultimate Margarita $6
Patron, Cointreau & our Margarita recipe
Grapefruit Crush $5
Bacardi Grapefruit & club soda
with an orange slice
Speciality Beer
That We Might Have $4 & Up
Gin Fizz $6
Landshark, Heineken, Corona, Corona Light, Guinness, Boulevard Wheat,
Boulevard Pale Ale, Amberbock, Blue Moon, Sam Adams
Bombay Sapphire & club soda
with a lime wedge
Tony’s Famous Bloody Mary $6
*Step it up a notch, add missiles to any Flavored Bacardi Rum to your beer for $2
Hot-N-Spicy
CHAIN OF EVENTS!
Thursday's
Whine all you want!
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Each Ozark Crystal Glass just $6
NASCRAB 2016: Family Show- 7pm, Adult Show- 9pm
Friday & Saturday
Live Music: Who? Whoever we feel like having!.
Beverages
Coke, Diet Coke, Sprite, Dr. Pepper, Lemonade, Ice Tea,
Cranberry Juice, OJ, Grapefruit Juice & Kilowatt Energy Drink
ANSWERS TO ANY CRITICS!
1)Yes, we are tasteless, rude, perverted and at times immature.
2)Yes, we are in a low rent district.
3)Yes, our morals send the wrong message to kids and big breasted women.
4)Yes, we are the Lake’s original “CRAB SHACK”
5)Yes, we painted the bar this year… And that’s ALL!
REMEMBER, IT’S NOT THE SIZE OF THE BAR…..WELL, YEAH IT IS!
We’ve got the oh-so-rojo- La Terre Cabernet
The anything-but dry- La Terre Merlot
The not-so-bright-white- La Terre Chardonnay & Pinot Grigio
And the in between, yes it’s pink- La Terre Moscato
OUR REQUEST LIST…
We would like all women to please donate any lingerie, bathing
suits, bras, panties and unused toys to the establishment. All
men must hit the wallet check point before entering, if it's
too short or doesn't meet our girth standards, you may have
to get a real job. Please don’t steal from this creative crap
shack… It makes us pissed and sexually frustrated… Besides all
items in this dump are for sale… Including the employees! All
unattended children and ladies with clothing will be forced to
walk the plank & some sold as slaves!
ALL WOMEN ARE REQUIRED TO DONATE!
Check out The Office Neighborhood Pub- 573-693-1555
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WE’RE TOO CHEAP FOR TABLE SERVICE! ALL DRINKS AT
THE BAR – ALL FOOD AT THE KITCHEN WINDOW!
Mosquito Bites (Appetizers)
Hummus Plate $9.50
Beach Bread $5 (garlic cheese bread)
Sesame Ahi Tuna $13.50
Fresh Vegetables and Pita with House Made
Hummus and Jalapeño Ranch for dipping
Seared rare over Asian slaw
Buffalo Fried Shrimp $9 that’s one
(nature’s Viagra, GET SOME TONIGHT!!)
1/2 dozen……………. $8, 1 dozen……………. $15
HOT piece of tail!!
Firecrackers $9.50
breaded chicken strips in hot sauce
Potato Boats $8.50 cheese, bacon & green onions
with sour cream
Crab Cakes $9.50 served with remoulade sauce
Crab Stuffed Mushrooms $2 each
Crab Stuffed Jalapeños $2 each
Naked on the half shell
Steamed Mussels $12.50 in white wine, turmeric, and garlic
Peel-N-Eat Shrimp 1 dozen $6.75, each additional
1/2 dozen $2.75
Docknockers “Obligatory” Hot Chicken Wings
Your Choice
Hot, Honey BBQ or Garlic Teriyaki
1 DZ….$8. 2 DZ….$15.50 (36)….$22.50 (48)…. $28.50
Shirt Stuffers (Big Ass Sandwiches served with French Fries) sub slaw or salad for fries
lettuce, tomato, onion by request
Half Pound Burger $9.50
Teriyaki Chicken Sandwich $10.50
(That’s 8 ounces moron)
Teriyaki marinated chicken sandwich with
grilled pineapple & Swiss cheese on
a Hawaiian bun
Build your own…. All Add-Ons… .50
American, Swiss, Provolone,
Pepper Jack, Cheddar, Blue Cheese,
or our special Fromunda cheese,
Jalapeños, Mushrooms, Grilled Onions,
Green Peppers……Bacon $1.50
Philly Cheese Steak $10.50 Sautéed green
Grouper Sandwich $10.50
Grilled, Fried or Blackened
Grilled or Blackened
Chicken Philly $10.50 Sautéed green peppers,
onions and mushrooms w/ Swiss
Ahi Tuna Steak Sandwich $11
Grilled or Blackened to Rare
BBQ Salmon Sandwich $10.50
Crab Legs……… $16.99 Per Pound
The Lake’s Legendary
Crab Legs!
Little Dockers (served w/ French Fries)
12 and under only! Unless you’re hot and topless and not a sweaty old man
Kiddie Burger
$6.50
$6.50
Grilled Cheese
Kids Liver-N-Onions plate
$5
Blackened Chicken w/ Pepper Jack Cheese
Grouper Reuben $11
peppers, onions and mushrooms
w/ Provolone
Breaded Chicken Strips
Black Jack Chicken Sandwich $10.50
(All Fried Seafood buckets served w/ fries)
Bucket of Fried Shrimp $11.50
Bucket of Fried Clam Strips $11.50
Bucket of Fried Oysters $13.50
They’re not pink but fishy!
Grouper Tacos $10
3 soft tacos topped with Pepper Jack
cheese, lettuce & our top secret pico de w
gallo, with choice of side
$8.50
Gang Green (Huge ASS Salads)
Side of Asian Slaw $3.50
Additions…. Mo Meat, Mo Money!!
Sail Away Salad $7.50- mixed
Add Grilled or Blackened Chicken $4.25
greens, onions, cucumbers,
Add Grilled or Blackened Grouper $6.50
carrots, peppers, tomatoes &
Add Grilled Salmon $6.50
Cheddar Cheese
Seizure Salad $8.50- it’ll make you Add Grilled or Blackened Tuna $7
stop in your tracks, Romaine
lettuce, onions, tomatoes &
Parmesan Cheese
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Salad Dressings
Ranch, Jalapeño Ranch,
Caesar, Bleu Cheese,
Honey Mustard,
Creamy Italian,
Balsamic Vinaigrette &
1000 island
IF YA MISSED IT THE FIRST TIME! ALL DRINKS AT THE BARALL FOOD AT THE KITCHEN WINDOW!
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