LUNCH MENU* Sadie`s Dinner Menu* Shorty`s Dinner Menu*

Group Menus
• Complimentary Meal
for 1 Escort and 1 Driver
with Tours/Groups Over 20
• Bus Parking
and ADA Access Available
LUNCH MENU*
This story starts back in eighteen eightyeight; it’s about a mining town slapjack
who made the worst pancakes ever.
$10.50 and up Inclusive†
choices such as:
(But, if you’re hungry,who gives a darn . . .).
Catfish Skillet
Pork Skillet
Well, anyway, the story we really want to
tell is about his son, Shorty. Shorty was
born in nineteen thirty-four. Needless
to say, Ol’ Josh was seventy-four when
Shorty was born.
Chicken Pot Pie
Cup of Potato Soup & House Salad
Prices and selections may vary
Sadie's Dinner Menu*
Well, as Shorty grew on plain folks’
food, he attained the great height of five
feet two inches, and he expan’ed to two
hundred and ninety pounds. And Shorty
jus’ kept on expan’in’. . . and expan’in’
and expan’in. . . .
We won’t mention his weight again, but
we’ll tell of his inheritance of the saloon
business from his pappy, Josh. By the way,
Josh kept the fire hot and fathered more
youngin’s named Beth, Bill, Tracy, Chris,
T.J., Sebastian, Aaron, Marco, Chad,
Brian, Jim, Bodine, Tara, Chuck and Jeff.
Josh died happy at a hunnert and four.
In fact, it was a hunnert and four degrees
the day he died.
There were lots of women in Shorty’s
life, includin’: Abby, Patty, Amy, Lisa,
Cassie, Shelly, Lori, Tram, & Lindsay
and he loved ‘em all (but not at the same
time...). Yet, none caught his fancy like
Sadie Woedzinski (wad*zen*skee!).
Sadie was just a skinny young thang,
an’ she was gooder than gold. But
years of cookin’ for Shorty – and his
inherited interest in young ladies – began
to show a lot of wear and tear on poor
Sadie, yet she still stuck by his side (it was
the right side – not the left).
Well, you’re here readin’ all this bull,
and we’re sure glad you are. As you can
see and taste, the great American Shorty
Small’s tradition is still expan’in’ – and so
is the saga of Shorty Small.
$19.50 and up Inclusive†
choices such as:
Mom's Meatloaf
Rib & Roasted Chicken Combo Dinner
When them tour buses come a-rollin
toward most rest’runts, the manager
starts shakin’ in his slip-resistant loafers.
Not Shorty Small! He sees ’em comin’
and rolls out the red carpet! When those
hungry folks roll outta them buses, Shorty
knows they’ve worked up a bodacious
appetite, and he knows just how to fill it!
• D
e-e-e-licious Appetizers and
Crispy, Crunchy Fresh Salads
• T
wo-Handed Sandwiches and
Chin-Dribblin’ Hamburgers
served with Hot Fries
• O
ur Mouth-Waterin’
“Jumpin-Off-The-Bone Tender”TM
Ribs and BBQ
Ever’ one of ’em a work of art signed by
Shorty Small hisself!
Chicken Pot Pie
Baked Tilapia
Prices and selections may vary
Shorty's Dinner Menu*
$25.50 and up Inclusive†
choices such as:
Prime Rib Dinner
"Jumpin-Off-The-Bone Tender" Ribs
TM
Broiled Salmon
Roasted Chicken
Prices and selections may vary
*Granny's fruit cobbler
topped with vanilla
ice cream is served with
each Group Menu entrée!
†Inclusive items may be added or substituted to menus
with prior notice and possible price change
Vegetarian and Gluten-free meals
available upon request
• $100 Deposit Due 45 Days Prior to Group Arrival
•N
ovember & December Groups that cancel with less
than 30 days notice will forfeit deposit
•A
ll guests will receive the featured selection if the
individual meal count is not received by the deadline.
Shorty Small’s
Fine Eatin’ Establishment...
Good Food — Big Fun!
Shorty means business when it comes to fixin' food!
He treats his vittles better'n his kids...just look at this family album!
GROUPS and BUSES
EXPECTED!
Lunches from $10.50 and Dinners $19.50 – $25.50 — All-Inclusive!
Phone (417) 337-9539 • Email branson@shortysmalls.com • Fax (417) 337-9475
Contact us for Reservation Contract details and to reserve seating for your group!
SHORTY SMALL'S 2600 W 76 Country Blvd.
Branson, Missouri 65616