July 9, 2015
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July 9, 2015
WHAT’S HAPPENING n More! See page 14 Hemingway exhibit with an eco-historic twist concludes Wednesday, July 8, was the final day to catch the Key West Art & Historical Society exhibition dedicated to one of the island’s most celebrated inhabitants, Ernest Hemingway — “Following the Fish: Hemingway in Key West”in the Byron Gallery of the Custom House Museum. Presented with the support of the NOAA’s Florida Keys Marine Sanctuary and Mote Marine, the exhibit, which opened in January, explored Hemingway’s fishing exploits, showcasing antique fishing tackle utilized during the period of his fishing heyday in the 2 www.konklife.com • JULY 9-15, 2015 Florida Keys and revealed Hemingway as an uncanny naturalist and precursor to awareness and conservation for our local environment. For more information, call Cori Convertito at 295.6616, Ext. 112 or go online. n INFO www.kwahs.org At left, left to right: Ernest Hemingway, Carlos Gutierrez, Joe Russell and Joe Lowe aboard the "Anita" in Key West, circa 1933. Photograph in the Ernest Hemingway Photograph Collection, John F. Kennedy Presidential Library and Museum, Boston. KEY NEWS n SUMMER STAGE 20 THEATRE SYMPOSIUM Yanzi runs again to keep his city commission seat BY PRU SOWERS KONK LIFE STAFF WRITER First-term City Commissioner Tony Yaniz has announced he will run for reelection in the fall. One other candidate, Fredy Varela, Sr., has filed papers so far to challenge Yaniz in the Oct. 6 election. Varela, a life-long city resident and, like Yaniz, born in Cuba before moving to Key West, has not held elected office in Key West but served on two government boards in the 1980s and 1990s, the Civil Service Board and Code Enforcement Board. Varela also was appointed to the city manager search committee under former entire city—“a roof over our heads, food on the table, clean and safe streets, and open green spaces to recreate.” He said that his record during his four-year term, where he often battled with Mayor Craig Cates, proves he has been “faithful” to accomplishing those goals. “I am confident my constituents will acknowledge my efforts and continue to support me by rewarding me another term. I thank you and ask for support to continue moving forward. It’s working,” Yaniz said in his statement. In addition to District IV, three candidates have filed papers to run for Commissioner Mark Rossi’s seat in District II. Two-time former Key West Mayor Morgan McPherson, attorney Mayor Dennis Wardlow. Yaniz, an outspoken opponent of the new homeless shelter planned on Stock Island and an equally outspoken proponent of building more affordable and workforce housing in Key West, said in a press release announcing his candidacy that he has met the goals he made for his first term—access and transparency. “I strongly believe I have kept the promises I made to those who supported me for my first term. I believe the role of a commissioner is to gather feedback from the people of my district and promote, discuss and advocate their behalf. ‘ I believe I’ve done that as well,” he said. Yaniz said the issues in his District IV are similar to the issues impacting the Point Break Cigars Key West 305.295.6110 pointbreakcigars.com 3 Locations: 600 Duval 921 Duval 403 Greene The Only Keey Lime Pie Cigga in the World™ ™ 3 www.konklife.com • JULY 9-15, 2015 Sam Kaufman and retired engineer and contractor Skip O’Neil will run to replace Rossi, who has said he will not run. Rossi has served two full and one halfterm as city commissioner. e deadline to file election papers for the three city commission seats up for reelection, including District V seat held by Teri Johnston, technically is noon Aug. 21. However, the city clerk’s office said papers should be filed with them earlier during candidate qualifying week, Aug. 17-21, when the clerk’s office certifies each candidate has fulfilled all election requirements. n CITY NEWS july 9-15,2015 Published Weekly Vol. 5 No. 28 PUBLISHER/EDITOR Guy deBoer NEWS WRITERS Mark Howell, Pru Sowers, C.S. Gilbert, Terry Schmida PHOTOGRAPHERS Larry E. Blackburn, Ralph De Palma DESIGN Dawn deBoer, Julie Scorby PHOTOSHOP TECH JT Thompson CONTRIBUTORS Guy deBoer Key News Rick Boettger The Big Story Louis Petrone Key West Lou Robin Mayer It’s Your Environment Roxanne E. Fleszar Your Financial Future Ian Brockway Tropic Sprockets C.S. Gilbert Culture Vulture Ralph De Palma Soul of Key West Harry Schroeder High Notes Morgan Kidwell Kids’ Korner Diane Johnson In Review Tim Weaver Bonehead Island Tropical paradise was bankrupt in the 1930s BY PRU SOWERS KONK LIFE STAFF WRITER With a record-breaking tourism season last winter, new businesses opening and soaring real estate prices, it’s difficult to think there was a time when Key West was literally bankrupt. In 1934, when the nation as a whole was in the midst of the Great Depression, the unemployment rate in Key West was over 50 percent, with some estimates putting that figure as high as 70 percent. e cigar industry had relocated to North Carolina and was suffering its own problems because people were switching to cigarettes. e Depression forced the federal government to severely reduce the size of its military presence in Key West, including closing the Navy base completely in 1930/31, resulting in a tremendous loss of jobs. And the bad news wouldn’t stop. e Florida Overseas Railroad was a big employer in Key West, but when the federal government imposed new tariffs on imported goods, causing those countries to retaliate with their own tariffs on U.S. exports, the resulting drop in freight shipping forced more layoffs in Key West. “On top of it, the [Monroe County] Clerk of the Courts absconded with all the money from the treasury. And the Key West Treasurer absconded with all the city’s money. So there were a lot of factors that led to Key West being bankrupt,” recalled Tom Hambright, Monroe County Historian. “ere were a lot of cities in Florida that were in trouble. Key West was probably the worst one because all the industries failed.” Not knowing what to do, city officials declared bankruptcy in summer 1934 and turned control of Key West over first to the state, then the federal government. At that point, approximately 80 percent of the city’s 14,000 residents were receiving federal welfare relief, and the city was drowning under | Continued on page 6 ADVERTISING 305.296.1630 Susan Kent|305.849.1595 susan.kent@gmail.com Sarah Sandnes|305.731.3223 konklifesandnes@gmail.com Advertising Deadline Every Friday PRINT-READY advertising materials due by Friday every week for next issue of KONK Life. KEY WEST POLICE DEPARTMENT Uber, Lyft drivers will be arrested BY PRU SOWERS KONK LIFE STAFF WRITER Ad Dimensions Horizontal and Vertical: Full, 1/2, 1/3, 1/4, 1/8 page, bizcard Ad Submissions JPG, TIFF, PDF — digital formats only Send to production@konklife.com CIRCULATION Kavon Desilus ASSISTANT Ben Neff ASSISTANT KONK Life is published weekly by KONK Communications Network in Key West, Fla. Editorial materials may not be reproduced without written permission from the network. KONK Communications Network (305) 296-1630 • Key West, Florida www.konklife.com Popular although unlicensed Uber and Lyft taxi drivers in Key West have been put on notice: pick up a fare and pick up a fine. Beginning July 1, Key West Police will arrest any Uber or Lyft drivers caught picking up passengers, subjecting drivers to a possible $500 fine and/or 60 days in jail. Alyson Crean, police department spokesperson, said the city has an ordinance that prohibits independent taxi drivers who do not have a city vehicle-for-hire license. “e city has attempted to inform the community that it provides only 56 such 4 www.konklife.com • JULY 9-15, 2015 licenses, all of which have been issued,” Crean said in a press release issued June 30. “Despite warnings and awareness campaign, complaints continue to roll in that these illegal vehicles for hire are running in the city.” Key West City Manager Jim Scholl spoke with lawyers for Uber on June 30 and said, although he had provided documentation showing Uber drivers were illegal in Key West, the company has not stopped service in the Florida Keys. Uber attorneys called him, Scholl said, to argue it is “bad practice” to arrest its drivers. | Continued on page 11 CITY NEWS Citizen survey results reveal few, although some, surprises BY PRU SOWERS KONK LIFE STAFF WRITER Despite complaints from one Key West City Commissioner that the $17,000 citizens survey didn’t reveal any new information, other city officials say the results will help in the budget process this summer. “Now we have a citizens survey that we need to review against the strategic plan to see if we hit any of those marks and whether we need to make any adjustments in budget planning,” said City Manager Jim Scholl. Scholl and city commissioners heard a presentation of the survey results at a special meeting June 30. e firstever scientific survey of how Key West residents rank the quality of life and city services here was sent to 1,200 residents, asking them to fill out a five-page questionnaire. A total of 367 people sent the survey back, a 34 percent response rate. Although Commissioner Billy Wardlow complained about the low number of completed surveys, saying city staff could have done as good a job without spending $17,000, Damema Mann from the National Research Center, which conducted the survey, disagreed. “e typical range we see for this type of survey is between 25 and 40 percent so Key West was well within the norm and actually at the high end of the response rate,” she said. Residents gave their highest approval ratings to Key West as a good place to visit, the abundance of opportunities to attend cultural and music activities, and the city’s openness and acceptance of different lifestyles. e lowest marks were given to available housing options, including affordable quality housing, public parking and the cost of living in Key West. “Less than one in 10 residents gave’ excellent’ or ‘good’ ratings to those items,” Mann said about affordable housing, parking and the high cost of living. “ose were all lower than the national and custom benchmarks, as well.” Neighborhood and downtown area safety received high marks. And 47 percent gave a “good” rating to the overall quality of city services. e highest rated municipal service was the fire department, followed by emergency medical services, drinking water and the police department. e lowest rated city services were the amount of open space on this densely populated island, code enforcement, street repair, and land use, planning and zoning. “Some of the lowest rated services had to do with housing in Key West,” Mann told commissioners. “Housing options and affordable, quality housing were rated as ‘excellent’ or ‘good’ by less than one in 10 respondents.” Affordable housing, and the lack thereof in Key West, came up repeatedly in the survey results as the area where residents were most concerned. “Our calculations indicated that 60 percent of Key West residents are under housing cost stress, which is the highest level of housing cost stress we’ve seen in any | Continued on page 22 n Key West VFW Post No. 3911’s FKCC scholarship Veterans of Foreign Wars Key West Post 3911 Junior Vice Commander Mark Tobin (left) and Commander Rod Delostrinos (center) present $1,000 to Florida Keys Community College President Dr. Jonathan Gueverra to establish a scholarship to support veterans and dependents at FKCC.n More Story on page 7 5 www.konklife.com • JULY 9-15, 2015 Commissioner Billy Wardlow, Utilities Director John Paul Castro, Waste Management’s Craig Sullivan, First Lady Cheryl Cates and Mayor Craig Cates. Solar trash compactors installed Key West Mayor Craig Cates and wife Cheryl recently returned from St. omas with a great suggestion for sustainability in Key West: solar-powered trash and recycle compactors! When the Cates suggested it to city staff, they checked with Waste Management and, sure enough, they’re available here. Today a trial run was begun on Duval Street. If it proves effective, there’s a good chance these Big Boy units could be seen up and down | Continued on page 22 BANKRUPTCY | Continued from page 4 $5 million in debt. With municipal services practically non-existent, garbage and refuse piled up for 18 months, creating a stinking mess and health hazard. e combination of problems became so bad that federal officials were thinking about closing Key West completely, relocating the remaining residents to other parts of the state and turning the entire area into a public park. It was the depth of ignominy for a city that in 1889 was America’s richest city per capita, thanks for the sponge and wrecking industries. In 1934, Key West tottered on the brink of extinction. Enter Julius Stone, Jr., a controversial lawyer, according to author Jani Scandura in her 2008 book, “Down in the Dumps: Place, Modernity, American Depression.” “A Roosevelt protégé, Stone understood the importance of symbolic gesture… Stone sought to revise the American population’s view of the island-city—and, more important, to bring it into its consciousness in the first place,” Scandura wrote. Proclaiming he was going to turn Key West into the Bermuda of the North, Stone, who took to wearing the traditional Bermuda shorts around town, was assigned the task of revitalizing the city under the auspices of the Federal Emergency Relief Organization (FERA), one of Roosevelt’s New Deal programs to bring the country out of the Depression. Key West was selected to showcase to the rest of the country what federal help could do, and Stone arrived with $1 million in federal funds and a lot of ideas. First, he hired locals to clean up the garbage by dumping it into the ocean, paying them a low wage but a wage nonetheless. He also required the newlyhired workers, as well as other residents, to volunteer unpaid hours to clean and paint local buildings. Declaring that Key West would become a major tourist destination, Stone provided training for locals to become efficient waiters, housekeeping staff and other jobs aimed at serving tourists. He improved the local infrastructure, building a municipal sewer system, and renovated the Casa Marina Hotel, which itself had fallen into bankruptcy. Coconut palms were planted around the island to enhance a tropical feel. “But even he didn’t think it would work,” Hambright said of Stone, pointing out air conditioning hadn’t been invented yet. “e tourism season was only three months. Nobody came to Florida after April 1. And in those days, tourism was for the rich, the 1 percenters.” ,AR GES T 3EAF OOD 2ES T AUR ANT I N T HE +EY S n WI T H A ,AT I N &L AI R ME #O ANDS 5 E 3E 6XQGD\WKUX7KXUVGD\SP)ULGD\6DWXUGD\SP &DUROLQHVWUHHW.H\YLFKHFRP 6 www.konklife.com • JULY 9-15, 2015 Still, one year Stone came to Key West, things had greatly changed for the better. “By the first anniversary of the FERA takeover, Key West had hosted 38,000 visitors, the best tourist season on record. at number constituted a 46 percent increase in the number of tourists, an 86 percent increase in hotel registrations, and a 150 percent increase in rooming house guests,” Scandura said in her book. And a year after that, control of Key West was handed back to local officials. Still, there are some questions whether or not Stone was the savoir of Key West. Hambright gave a flat, “no,” when asked that question. “Economists say it was the war that brought the country out of the Depression. Stone was a great self-promoter,” he said, adding that while Key West did declare bankruptcy, its residents had it better than the rest of the country. “It wasn’t that bad here because they [residents] were eating fish and it wasn’t cold in the wintertime.” But there is no question it was a difficult time, both for Key West and for the country. As to whether it could happen again, the current City Manager, Jim Scholl, points out that it doesn’t take a lot to create a fiscal crisis; “bad shortterm thinking and not understanding the long-term impacts” of a lack of cost control. But Scholl isn’t worried, saying that the annual audit reports are solid. “We’re in good shape. As long as I’m here, I’m keeping it that way,” he said. n CITY NEWS Hospital prepared during large scale hurricane drill Lower Keys Medical Center’s annual hurricane preparedness evacuation drill recently at its main hospital facility and Boca Chica Naval Air Station (NAS) Key West involved 35 personnel, including pilots and crew of the 156th Aeromedical Evacuation Squadron from North Carolina. Air National Guard flew down to NAS Key West in the C-130 patient transport plane and participated in the drill. North Carolina Air Guard team members, 15, were prepped at hospital and staged simulated patient evacuation by hospital staff. e simulated patients were transported to NAS Key West by the City of Key West and the Monroe County Emergency Medical Services and fire- fighter teams and loaded onto the model H, C-130. is particular C-130 is able to transport up to 72 hospital patients in stretchers; 50 patients can walk on in case of an impending Level 3 hur- ricane or higher. Participants educated by Guard’s flight team leaders on how to approach and load C-130 safely. Approximately 100 individuals participated in this year’s educational drill. n Keys’ museum undergoes Phase II of larger restoration While not apparent to those passing by, one of the city’s prominent national landmarks currently undergoes major renovation. e Custom House—the red brick, award-winning museum that towers over Mallory’s historic seaport—is updating its fire suppression, electrical and plumbing systems. e 124-year-old building built in the Richardsonian Romanesque style of architecture of late 19th century Federal buildings, was once home to the island’s postal service, district courts and customs office. It was built to keep pace with trade routes and maritime indus- As with any other historic structure in the tropics, corrosion and repairs need to be addressed. Phase I upgraded the second floor windows and was completed last fall with unveiling of the newly restored and hurricane-safe windows. is second phase of renovations by Bender & Associate Architects, DL Porter, Nearshore Electric and Gary’s Plumbing consists of internal upgrades including streamlining electrical systems for energy efficiency, updating fire control systems, bringing plumbing systems up to code and installing additional basement pumps to prevent potential flood- tries that made Key West the richest city per capita in th states. When the island city went bankrupt in the 1930s, the building was transferred to the U.S. Navy as headquarters for their Caribbean and Gulf of Mexico operations. Over time, the building was abandoned as surplus property and was later purchased in 1991 by the State of Florida’s Land Acquisition Advisory Council. In 1999, it reopened as a museum after a nine-year, $9 million restoration project spearheaded by the Key West Art & Historical Society to return the building to its former glory. ing during storms. Phase II has been funded by Dogwood Foundation, Monroe County Tourist Development Council and Society’s Keystone Circle of Donors. n Scholarship for vets, service members, dependents e Southernmost Post of the Veterans of Foreign Wars (VFW) donated $1,000 to Florida Keys Community College Foundation to establish the VFW Post 3911 Ed Moran Memorial Scholarship. e group’s Commander Rod Delostrinos and Junior Vice Commander Mark Tobin visited the Key West Campus last week to present the donation to FKCC President Dr. Jonathan Gueverra. e VFW created this scholarship to honor their late Post Commander and to provide financial assistance to veterans, service members, and their dependents so that they may complete their educational goals without incurring excessive student loan debt. Moran, who passed in 2012, was a Marine Corp veteran and served two tours in Vietnam. After a career as a helicopter mechanic and chief engineer in oil fields in Texas and Louisiana, Moran moved to Key West to enjoy fishing and writing. rough the VFW, 7 www.konklife.com • JULY 9-15, 2015 he and his wife Lucy devoted countless hours to helping veterans and their families in this community. e $1,000 scholarship will be awarded to a deserving FKCC student in two $500 installments over the Fall 2015 and Spring 2016 semesters. Students can view full information about and apply for this and other scholarships online online. n INFO fkcc.academicworks.com KEY WEST LOU COMMENTARY Illegal human trafficking BY LOUIS PETRONE KONK LIFE COLUMNIST Uber has grown dramatically since 2009. Money initially was invested by outsiders in the millions. Now in the bilhat a title! lions. Uber is presently valued at $41 No, it does not refer billion. By the end of 2015, it is anticito young girls being taken across territo- pated further billion dollar investments rial lines for purposes of prostitution. will be made. Uber’s value is expected to Rather, a new form of transrise to $50 billion. portation. A Uber. Same Uber presently operates in name as the company. over 300 cities covering six Uber is a whole new concontinents. cept in shuttling people Uber does not screw around who need transportaaround when it wants to do tion from one point to anbusiness in a State or City. It other. Similar to a cab. Yet generally either comes in not a cab. So claims Uber. unannounced or gives a city a Uber had its beginnings reasonable amount of time to in 2009 in San Francisco. make up its mind that Uber One of its its founders,Travis can do business. If a city says Kalanick, is CEO. Senior no, Uber literally storms in LOU Vice President is David PETRONE with an army of lobbyists and Plouffe. Plouffe is an experiCOLUMNIST lawyers. Sharp elbows the enced political operative. order of the day. Plouffe was one of Obama’s Most states/cities have rules chief political strategists. He knows how regarding cab services. Uber says it is not to mobilize political support. a cab. It also says it cannot wait months Uber refers to itself a a new type tran- or years for local laws to be cleaned up sit provider, a transportation network so they can operate. Regardless of size, company. Technologically driven. If one few cities can play tough for only so long needs a ride and has a smart phone, the with a $41 billion company accustomed process is simple. ere is an app on the to getting its way. phone. Push a button and a vehicle Uber’s primary tool is the power of shows up to take you where you want to back room lobbying. e art of political go. e slogan, Tap an App. Generally influence. e reason Plouffe is on quicker and at half the price of a cab. board. Uber has a presence in almost every State house. Two hundred fifty lobbyists and 29 lobbying firms in State capitols. One third more than Walmart. Uber has expanded internationally also. Uber has a local rules be damned attitude. ey are experienced, know what is legal, what the law permits. ey have a package that sets forth steps necessary so it can operate in an area. e troops are sent in to get things done if local cooperation is not forthcoming. e troops all heavy hitters. Well connected. Portland, Ore., was a problem. Uber hired Dan Bates to lobby for the company . Bates was Portland’s lobbyist in the capitol. In Kansas, Uber used Governor Sam Brownbeck’s former campaign manager as its lobbyist. e man was also a lobbyist working for KOCH industries at the time. In Connecticut, Uber hired the House Speaker’s firm. In Illinois, a former governor’s Chief of Staff. Examples of how Uber spends its money promotion wise includes the State of Texas. In 2013, Uber had no registered lobbyists in Texas. In 2014, 14. us far in 2015, 28. Lobbyist contracts are speculated to cost Uber for 2015 in the area of $420,000-$945,000. More money than Philip Morris or Pfizer spends. In 2014 in Maryland, Uber paid its W 8 www.konklife.com • JULY 9-15, 2015 lobbyists $208,000. In California, $684,000. Uber spent $600,000 in a Seattle referendum. Lobbying efforts cost them for city purposes alone in Washington, DC, $314,000. e Philippines approved Uber in May. e Nevada Assembly passed a bill in May legalizing Uber service. It is expected the legislation will pass easily the Senate and be signed by the Governor. Paris itself and France a war. Both presently oppose Uber. Paris taxi drivers a strong political influence. ey struck to express their opposition. e Netherlands, Italy, Indonesia and South Korea are investigating Uber and obtaining court ordered bans against the company. I question how long these countries can hold out against Uber. Especially the Asian ones. Billions of Chinese dollars are invested in the company. Taxi drivers in many places make $6 an hour. In those same places, Uber drivers earn $16 an hour. Some taxi companies require drivers to pay up front costs each day. Approximately $175. e first $175 taken in goes to the company to cover the cost of the vehicle, dispatch costs and insurance costs. en the driver makes money for himself. Could be as much as $200 a day or significantly less. Taxi drivers and taxi companies are the one’s opposing Uber. Customers | Continued on page 25 THE BIG STORY COMMENTARY Uber and Airbnb— Bad ideas BY RICK BOETTGER KONK LIFE COLUMNIST how hard the job can be. ey are a bunch of characters, almost invariably long-time locals, who always know exillions of people think actly where to go and how to get there. they are great ideas. In San Francisco last summer, two Wow! Anyone can be a taxi driver, of the first three cabs we took had today, without a license, insurance, brand-new drivers who couldn’t even training—just a car and an app to hook find Scoma’s, one of the most famous up with people who need rides. And restaurants on Fisherman’s Wharf. wow again! Anyone with a spare room Best, our local drivers load up our can become a hotel, without a business bikes without complaint if Cynthia and license, inspections, any standards I get stuck at, say, Virgilio’s on Duval in to follow, and maybe even without a surprise rainstorm, or after too much paying taxes. wine at sunset on the Ingham to brave What energizes these the pavement safely. Our cabbies really “crowd-sourcing” businesses are the best in the world, in is the far libertarian ethos my opinion. that people can do whatever And none of them are they want, and government getting rich and buying be damned. It helps the houses. It is a long hours business model that the hospitality-type job as it is, drivers and hosts don’t have and competition from to pay the government, and rate-busters like Uber will do thus the riders and guests some of them in—an entire can pay less as well. company might fold. So we is is the same ethos get people without bike racks, that applauds child labor, and who may not want to RICK the 16-hour workday, work the long hours the cabs BOETTGER anything-goes food and are committed to. You COLUMNIST medicine, rapacious CEOs, replace a good business with polluting corporations, barely-decent earnings with global warming, and the right to beat a haphazard business whose drivers are your child. Individual rights uber alles, already suing successfully to get less and the collective good be damned! screwed financially. I don’t know if I can blame this, too, Similarly with the hotel and “land” on 9/11, but it is sad that we as a nation B&B businesses undercut by Airbnb. have so lost our concern for the general A hotel or real B&B is a tremendous welfare. It should be obvious to all how investment. You create a business plan, these self-serving, ad hoc services are get licenses, pass inspections, and have bad for us, starting with, obviously, the to follow numerous federal, state, and legitimate cab companies and real hotels local laws. On the other hand, I could they undercut. rent our guest apartment for around I love our local cabbies. ey are the $200/night according to what I see on best I’ve had anywhere. I drove cab once Airbnb Key West, and do nothing more a week in San Francisco for a couple of than make up the bed. years when I was a student, so I know We have three fine hotels within a M few blocks of us, following the rules. Why should they be competing with me? It is simply not fair. On the Airbnb website, half of the 25 private rooms available at a random night next week were indeed real B&Bs. Maybe they have decided that if you can’t beat them, join them. But they are more expensive than some very desirable rooms available in private homes. As with manufacturing jobs across the United States, and hospitality jobs in 9 www.konklife.com • JULY 9-15, 2015 Key West competing with “student” visa workers, it will be a race to the bottom, financially. Maybe the local cabs will have to join Uber to survive. is is a fight for the good. Key Westers, don’t let your guest rooms grow up to be Airbnbs. Don’t get a ride on Uber just because it seems so modern and cool. We have the choice between right and wrong. e essence of ethics is that when you can see the choice, you do what is right. n SHORTANSWERS BY J E F F J O H N S O N n P A U L A F O R M A N Are you kidding? Dear Short Answers: I have a good friend who is in the middle of a very nasty divorce, and she has decided to share all the intimate details of her marriage with me and all her other friends. Including photos of her husband’s private parts. Although I sympathize with her emotional distress, I think she is behaving horrendously and possibly illegally by divulging such private and personal information. Should I tell her to stop talking about her soon-to-be-exhusband or do we all sit still and listen and hope she’ll get it out of her system soon? A Listener Dear Listener: Tell her in every way you can that this is no way to behave. And most importantly, STOP LISTENING! Brother beware Dear Short Answers: My girlfriend and I are in an amazing relationship. Her brother is a jerk and makes her life difficult in general. We make plans with him and his fiancee. We are always cordial and extend invitations all the time. However, we don’t really care for them that much. How do I navigate this situation and not be seen as “the boy who is taking her away from the family”? Love Her/Hate Him Dear Love/Hate: Best not make a statement about this. It’s her brother/her call. What you can do is make plans with him less frequently and/or include others. y neighbor’s poop Dear Short Answers: My neighbor and I were out walking our dogs. My neighbor’s dog pooped in PAULA FORMAN & somebody else’s yard and JEFF JOHNSON the woman came out and started to yell at us. If it was my dog, I would have apologized and Dear Short Answers: What do you cleaned it up. But my neighbor started to think of all this “identify confusion” that argue back. ey got into a screaming seems to be going around? Bruce Jenner match. I didn’t want to get involved, so I thinks he’s a girl, and some white woman walked away. I couldn’t defend my neighfrom Spokane thinks she’s Black. Why bor because I think she was wrong. Now can’t people just be happy with the way she’s furious at me. Should I have stuck they were born? RWT around and argued? I just didn’t think it Dear RWT: ese two examples are was worth it. A Pooper Scooper not the same—and neither of them is Dear Pooper: In our view it is never confused. Transgender behavior, meaning okay not to pick up after your dog. acts that depart from a binary set Apples and oranges of norms associated with the gender to which an individual was born, are NOT acts of confusion. It is quite the opposite—it is an act of conviction. We are less familiar with transracial identity. Why can’t everyone be happy? We continue to ponder. When hell freezes over Dear Short Answers: When will my employer let me take the summer off? Overworked Dear Over: Never. We don’t think you understand why they call it “work.” n Life is complicated. “Short Answers isnt. Send a question about whatever is bothering you to KonkLife@shortanswers.net or go to www.shortanswers.net and a psychologist and sociologist will answer. A selection of the best questions appear in Konk Life. 10 www.konklife.com • JULY 9-15, 2015 COUNTY NEWS Gov. Rick Scott takes veto pen to Florida’s budget VFW among casualties BY TERRY SCHMIDA KONK LIFE STAFF WRITER Florida Keys’ politicians, and those who depend on them to bring home the bacon, have been dealt yet another blow from a penny-pinching Tallahassee. e first punch to the gut came from the Republican-held legislature whose $78 billion budget, passed on June 19, withdrew state funding for wastewater projects for the first time in years, and also reduced money for land conservation by millions of dollars. On June 24, Gov. Rick Scott threw the Keys a left hook, by vetoing much of what little good news remained for the southernmost county. e governor carved another $500 in total from the budget, including cuts to items he had already approved, according to State Rep. Holly Raschein, (R) Key Largo. “Obviously, there were a couple of key projects in there that benefited the county that I’m disappointed about,” said Raschein, who voted for the budget. “It was an interesting special session. Reading through the governor’s veto letter, his explanations didn’t actually add up. He vetoed things that he had signed into law previously, which tells me that this was a very staff-driven process. My staff, and the entities who were going to receive this funding all did their jobs with due diligence.” Among those entities is Key West architect Bert Bender, who has been working to restore the VFW Hall on Emma Street in Bahama Village to its former glory. anks to Scott’s veto pen, Bender must now find alternate revenue sources. “It was certainly a disappointment to lose the funding,” said Bender, who serves as a trustee on the Florida Trust for Historic Preservation. “All special appropriations in that category of the Division of Historical Resources were cut. While the $154,000 appropriation would not have completed our project it would have allowed us to reopen the building by providing code compliant access and emergency egress. I’m looking for other funding sources that might allow us to complete this phase.” Raschein singled out Bender’s project as one of her budgetary regrets. By contrast, Raschein said she was pleased that arts and cultural funding to the Keys survived nearly unscathed. “I can't hide my disappointment, but you can’t win them all, and we have had some good years in the past.” n New invasive species hits South Florida BY TERRY SCHMIDA KONK LIFE STAFF WRITER Yet another invasive species may be inching its way into iguana-weary Monroe County. e New Guinea flatworm (Platydemus manokwari) is a small, predatory flatworm with a dark brown top, a light gray underside, and two eyes. As its name suggests, it is native to New Guinea, but has become a familiar sight throughout the Asia-Pacific region. Recent reports suggest the slimy creature is becoming established in northwestern France, where its presence has removed escargot from local menus. Closer to home, Hawaii, Puerto Rico—and now Miami—have reported infestations of the creature. ARRESTED | Continued from page 4 “Despite court findings against drivers, Uber continues to operate in violation of the City Code,” Scholl said. “We need to increase the consequence to compel Uber to comply. Until such time that the Code is amended, which is possible if UBER chooses to work with us, we are responsible to respond to complaints and enforce the code appropriately.” So far, police have issued three summonses to Uber drivers—two in Decem- A recent study carried out by Jean-Lou Justine of the Institute of Systematics, Evolution and Biodiversity in Paris spelled out the danger posed by the flatworm, which has no natural predators, possibly due to its strong taste. “is should be considered a significant threat to the whole of the United States and even to the rest of the Americas,” Justine wrote in the report. “e record in Florida is of particular concern because it is in mainland America. Until now, infested territories were mostly islands and the spread of the species from island to island is limited.” e worm can “be passively spread with infested plants, plant parts and soil,” he added. ber and one in January—although none of the men were arrested. After receiving multiple complaints from licensed taxi drivers, two Key West Police officers conducted a sting operation early this year using the Uber smart-phone app and posing as potential passengers. Two unlicensed drivers were nabbed and each given a summons to appear in court. “It’s really about insurance,” Crean said in a telephone interview, referring to Uber and other car services that are not licensed. “ere is no way to ensure the city is not held accountable for an accident on our public streets.” New Guinea flatworm | WIKIPEDIA In June, Monroe County Extension Service added an article about the worm to its Facebook page, as a warning to locals about transporting soil into the county. “It’s a new one,” said Environmental Horticulture Agent Kim Gabel. “Another one that’s come across | Continued on page 19 Uber ride fares in the Keys start with a $4 drop charge, then 20 cents/minute or $1.80/mile, with an $8 minimum per ride. Licensed taxi fares in Key West have a drop charge of $2.75 for first one-fifth of a mile, then 60 cents for each additional one-fifth. e crackdown on Uber and Lyft is the latest example of city officials trying to keep unlicensed providers from entering the local tourism market. Key West code officials recently forced Airbnb, the online service that matches local property owners with vacationers looking for an inexpensive place to stay, 11 www.konklife.com • JULY 9-15, 2015 to stop advertising in the Florida Keys. Any weekly, daily or monthly vacation rentals in Key West require a license and the Airbnb properties did not have the necessary legal authorization. In addition, the Key West Code Compliance Special Magistrate last month imposed a $20,000 fine on a local property owner who had been advertising his Riviera Drive home on Internet sites such as HomeAway.com and VRBO.com, where homeowners connect directly with vacationers. | Continued on page 19 KEY BUSINESS KEY WEST WHAT’S HAPPENING Mystery Fest Writers fest n THE JERRY AWARD PRESENTED 22 Register today! e 2nd Annual “Murder & Mayhem in Paradise” themed Mystery Writers Key West Fest takes place Aug. 14-16 in Key West. Register at mysterywriterskeywestfest.com Seven killer reasons . . . 1) Walk into the pages of a mystery novel! Fest guests who registered by June 30 are automatically entered into a drawing for a cameo role in New York Times and USA Today bestselling author Heather Graham’s next mystery tale. 2) Be a witness at the inaugural Jeremiah Healy Mystery Writing Award presentation. (Deadline to submit the first three pages of finished, unpublished manuscript was June 30.) 3) Rub elbows with international bestselling and global multi-award winning suspense-thriller writer Jeffery Deaver and other world-class and bestselling mystery authors, including James O. Born, Heather Graham, Chris Kuzneski, Libby Fischer Hellman, Sandra Balzo, Nancy J. Cohen, Laurence O’Bryan, Carolina Garcia-Aguilera, David Beckwith, Don Bruns, Robert Coburn, John H. Cunningham, Mike Dennis, Michael Haskins, Vicki Hendricks, Sharon Potts, Shirrel Rhoades, Chuck Van Soye and Jonathan Woods. 4) Event registration, $125, includes three days of panels, presentations and social events plus three meals in the company of celebrity authors. 5)Fest attendees who book before July 10 scoop a “killer” early bird room rate of $199 per night in deluxe digs—no small potatoes in Paradise. 6) Spy a special fest showing of “Swingers Anonymous, neo-noir film adapted from book by fest author Jonathan Woods, filmed by Quincy Perkins and presented at Cannes Film Festival. 7) Learn first-hand the how-to’s of crime scene investigation from leading true-crime law enforcement experts. n Jenna Stauffer dives into the pages of one of Fest headliner Jeffery Deaver's famous Lincoln Rhyme mysteries. Call for volunteers, sponsors goes out! Sponsors and volunteers sought for the 2nd Annual Mystery Writers Key West Fest, a gathering of world-class mystery writers and local storytellers set for Aug, 14-16. Open to writers and non-writing mysterybuffs, this year’s event features international bestselling and global multi-award winning author Jeffery Deaver and includes multiple panels, presentations and social events with renowned mystery genre authors including luncheon with Deaver, a dinner event with award winning author James O. Born, a Key West night-life stroll, editor round-table sessions, true-crime workshops, a group book signing event, noir film showing and more. To become a much-appreciated sponsor and/or volunteer, email: info@mysterywriterskeywestfest.com Registration and lodging information for the fest, www.mysterywriterskeywestfest.com n INFO mysterywriterskeywestfest.com 12 www.konklife.com • JULY 9-15, 2015 WHAT’S HAPPENING Schooner Wharf Bar The Greens Schooner Wharf Bar 202 Williams St., 292-3302 n Thursday 0709 Bahama Boyz/Keith Ricks/Chris Case 7pm-Midnight The Bahama Boyz, Keith Ricks and Chris Case bring jammin’ authentic sound of the islands, Motown, funk, rock and blues. Friday-Saturday 0710-11 Pat De Leon Band 7pm-Midnight Pat is an infamous Miami singer and guitarist. He was the featured house band leader at "Tobacco Road” for decades and was featured entertainer at Woody’s Bar on Miami Beach. Pat's music is played in Havana and New York and his work is featured in the Bronx Museum. High energy show with drummer Mike Sweeney, bassist Bubba Lownotes and saxophone player Marty Stonely. Cover songs from the legendary RollingStones, Motown, New Orleans and Soul grooves. Pat is a true original Miami creation with a very personal vocal style. His approach on guitar is often compared to Keith Richards! Schooner Wharf Bar Bahama Boyz 14 www.konklife.com • JULY 9-15, 2015 Monday 0714 The Greens 7-11pm Get ready for some high octane new grass and bluegrass with The Greens. Some olde-time and new-time jazz with a little gypsy, dueling guitars and country thrown in! Vocalist and musical virtuoso Gary Mackey, former fiddle player with Dolly Parton’s Nashville band, along with Rob Cook, Duval Street “washboard” on percussion, Dillon Scott on guitar and standup bass player, Steve LaPierre. Thursday 0716 Marty Stonley and Toko Irie 7-11pm Marty has been entertaining in Key West with his world-beat styles on sax and flute. Toko hails from Grenada in the Caribbean and his magic will captivate you with blistering technique and fun improvisational vocals. This is a hard driving and fun duo. Smokin’ Tuna 4 Charles St., (305) 517-6350 n Thursday 0709 Kevin So 5pm Powerful singer/songwriter to emerge from the Boston music scene. Blend of pop, rhythm and blues and hip hop. Lyrical truths and knack for engaging people through intense storytelling and foot stomping performances. Chinese American born and raised in greater Boston, attended Boston Latin School and went on to Los Angeles to graduate from the University of Southern California with a Bachelor's Degree in Jazz Studies. Caffeine Carl & The Buzz 9pm Friday-Saturday 0710-11 Kevin So 5pm Caffeine Carl and Friends 9pm Sunday 0712 Currie W. Clayton 5pm Rusty Lemmon & Kevin So 9pm Monday 0713 J. Curly 5pm Caffeine Carl & The Buzz 9pm Tuesday 0714 J. Curly 5pm Key Lime Pirates 9pm Wednesday 0715 J. Curly 5pm Tackleboxx 9pm | Continued on page 16 WHAT’S HAPPENING Hog’s Breath Homemade Wine | Continued from page 14 Hog’s Breath Saloon 400 Front St., (305) 296-4222 n Thursday-Sunday 0709-12 Holt-McAdam Band 5:30-9:30pm Nashville singer-songwriter Mike McAdam and pal Eric Holt perform. Homemade Wine 10pm-2am Powerful vocals, lightning fast guitar licks, backed by driving percussion and New Orleans-style bass takes you from the backwoods of East Tennessee to the shores of Lake Pontchartrain. One of the hottest upand-coming bands. Trop-rock, country and Southern acoustic rock rolled into one. Heavy into the Jimmy Buffett style, but also branched out and created their own genre. Six-piece band based in Knoxville. Monday-Wednesday 0713-15 Francisco Vidal and Dan Harvey 5:30-9:30pm Francisco Vida accompanied by Dan Haryvey. For more than 20 years, Francisco Vidal has been a pillar in the music scene in Atlanta, Ga. Opened for Lynrd Skynrd, Edwin McCain, Sister Hazel, Kenny Loggins, Hall and Oates, John Mayer; traveled with Rock Boat Cruise to perform for international audience as a band and solo performer. And Dan Harvey gives a high 16 www.konklife.com • JULY 9-15, 2015 Hog’s Breath Jonell Mosser energy show with more than a 1,000 song set list. Jonell Mosser 10pm-2am Jonell Mosser joins guitarists Mike McAdam and guest band members. Mosser has provided backing vocals for a who’s who of performers ranging from Etta James and Delbert McClinton to Trisha Yearwood and Wynonna. She is the rare artist who finds the soul of every song she sings and bares it for both herself and her audience. Her release, “Fortunes Lost, Fortunes Told,” shows a woman at the height. | Continued on page 17 La Te Da WHAT’S HAPPENING 1125 Duval St., (305) 296-6706 n Thursday 0709 Piano Bar Debra and Patrick, 9pm Jazz, blues and pop. They have worked International club circuit from New York and Miami to Italy and the Middle East. Cabaret Randy Roberts LIVE! 9-10pm All-live tribute to some of the world’s most loved performers—uncanny impersonations for 20 years. Friday 0710 Piano Bar Debra and Patrick, 9pm Saturday 0711 Piano Bar Debra and Patrick, 9pm Cabaret Christopher Peterson EYECONS, 9-10pm Impersonation master. Comic timing impeccable. Live show, no lip-sync, with his characterizations of Joan Rivers, Better Midler and more. Sunday 0712 Tea Dance 4-6:30pm Key West’s infamous Tea Dance, every Sunday. Music and dancing with resident DJs Rude Girl and Molly Blue. Piano Bar Black & Skabuddah, 8:30-11:30pm Acoustic duo originally from New York City. Laura Black, throaty vocals, also plays guitar and percussion. Repertoire, classic rock and original music. Thursday 0714 Piano Bar Debra and Patrick, 9pm Cabaret Randy Roberts LIVE! 9-10pm All-live tribute to some of the world’s most loved performers! Bottlecap Lounge 1128 Simonton St., (305) 296-2807 n Thursday 10pm Pool Tournament Friday 5-8pm Tips benefit nonprofits. Saturday 10pm Latin Night; DJ JC Productions Sunday 10pm Pool Tournament Tuesday 10pm House Music DJ Party Plus . . . Bad Boy Burritos available daily until 10pm nightly. Chicago’s 610 Greene St., (305) 741-7891 n Happy Hour: Mon-Fri 3:30-6:30pm Monday-Thursday Amandah Jantzen, 4:30-7:30pm Tuesday-Thursday 3sum, 8-11:30pm Friday The Boys, 7-8pm 3sum, 8-11:30pm Saturday Amandah Jantzen, 5:30-7:30pm 3sum, 8-11:30pm Sunday Robert Albury, 4-6pm Moose, 8-11:30pm Monday Moose, 8-11:30pm McConnell’s Irish Pub 900 Duval St., (949) 777-6616 n Thursday Craig Jolly,1-4pm Trivia with Mike Litrenta, 7-9pm Friday Patrick and the Swayzies, 8pm-Midnight Saturday Raven Cooper, 8pm-Midnight Sunday The Greens, 8pm-Midnight Monday Craig Jolly & Tropher James, 8pm-Midnight Tuesday Fiona Malloy, 8pm-Midnight Wednesday Karri Daley, Topher James, Craig Jolly 8pm-Midnight Thursday Trivia & Karioki with Mike LaTrenta, 7-9pm; Trivia, Karioki -Midnight Pinchers 712 Duval St.,(305) 440-2179 n Carl Hatley 1-5pm Bobby Enloe 1-5pm Carter Moore 7-11pm | Continued on page 19 17 www.konklife.com • JULY 9-15, 2015 CULTURE VULTURE Quartet debuts to cheers usically speaking, there’s a new group in town, and wow! are they good! Is anyone out there in readerland besides me a little tired of string quartets? is is not to say the the symphony’s Blue Door Quartet and other string ensembles aren’t marvelous; it’s just that we can count on enjoying at least several of their excellent performances each year. And we’ve had the annual joy, these past couple of summers, to welcome KWHS grad Dominic Guardino and his woodwind (clarinet, oboe, bassoon— what have I left out?) colleagues from the august Eastman School of Music. And of course there are the Paradise Big Band, Paradise Swing Band and the Bones ‘Bones. But now, hooray, we have a new group—Georges Hemund, Les Dudley, Donna DeForest and Mark Rose— performing as the Key West Saxophone Quartet, which debuted June 13 at St. Paul’s. e sound was superb, the program varied and delightful, from Mozart and Beethoven to Gershwin, Lennon and McCartney and If I Only Had a Brain from Over the Rainbow. New to me was composer Andrew White; comprising his Suite Number 1 were movements 1. Impression; 2. Elephant Ballet; 3. Buttercup’s Chicken Shack; 4. A Little Melancholy and 5. Shoo Bee Do Bee Dee Bop. Extraordinary. “ey were very nicely in tune, and they did well with the difficult business of playing complex rhythms together without a rhythm section under M 18 www.konklife.com • JULY 9-15, 2015 them,” commented Konk Life music guru Harry Schroeder after the concert. “All of them sounded very good. I was especially taken by Donna’s playing: her sound was rich and full of feeling on exposed passages, and when playing with Mark’s soprano, the sounds matched beautifully. On flute she has always been one of the very best wind players here; now she has brought the alto sax up to that same level.” Les Dudley on tenor turned in his usual flawless performance and shared the very informative M.C. duties with Rose. “One of the high points was e Stars and Stripes Forever, with Georges Hemunds’ baritone sax playing the piccolo solo. Contrabass piccolo,” Schroeder explained. Wonderful and amazing! I’ve hears 100 piece bands do this piece, and they were just as stirring, comparatively more so. Another favorite moment: Hemunds at one point made his sax sound identical to a plucked upright bass. “is was, among its other virtues, by far the most difficult and most advanced music being made by local players,” Schroeder said. Producer Linda Sparks, musical and artistic director of Music in Paradise and director of music at St. Paul’s, and the players promised another concert “next season.” I can hardly wait! Incidentally, Guardino and friends will return in August, Sparks said. More to look forward to! at’s all for now. Gotta fly! n C.S. GILBERT COLUMNIST WHAT’S HAPPENING | Continued from page 17 The Green Room 501 Greene St., (305) 741-7300 n Thursday 0709 3pm Karri Daley 8pm Antony Picone Friday 0710 3pm Jared Konersman 8pm Jason Lamson 12am DJ Dream Chaser Saturday 0711 3pm Brad Shadduck 8pm Jason Lamson 12am DJ Dream Chaser Sunday 0712 5pm Jason Lamson Monday 0713 3pm Jason Lamson 8pm Robert Douglas Tuesday 0714 4pm Karri Daley 9pm Jason Lamson Wednesday 0715 3pm Ericson Holt 8pm Jason Lamson years. at has led a new taxi company, ADA 24 Hours Plus, LLC, to sue the city last year, alleging its taxi licensing regs put the company out of business before it could pick up its first passenger. A state court refused to dismiss the case in a May 15 ruling. e lawsuit claims the city violated state antitrust laws by creating new regs that only allow existing, licensed taxi companies to offer handicapped-accessible cabs that can be hailed on the street and do not require a pick-up reservation. “e existing vehicle-for-hire licenses, permits and agreements protect the existing licensees from competition and create monopoly power,” according to the lawsuit, filed by attorney Ralf Brookes. “e exclusive agreements with existing licensees resulted in the exclusion of plaintiff from the market.” n INVASIVE | Continued from page 11 our radar. People should remember to be careful that they’re not bringing any hitchhikers in; no snails or worms, along with plants, from the mainland.” e potential exists for the flatworm to upset the ecosystem by feeding on snails and earthworms necessary for plant life. So voracious is the predator it has been known to chase snails up trees. n ARRESTED | Continued from page 11 Key West licensing officials are facing some pushback, however, over the way the city issues taxi licenses. e city currently has 56 taxi licenses outstanding and has not granted a new license in the past 25 19 www.konklife.com • JULY 9-15, 2015 COUNTY NEWS eater Symposium preview—it’s back! Last year’s Directors Panel featured top Key West directors. SPECIAL TO KONK LIFE Now in full swing with “A Streetcar Named Desire” at the Red Barn in Key West, eatreXP and Summer Stage will hold the first segment of the eatre Symposium series 7:30 p.m. Tuesday, July 13, at the Red Barn eatre in Key West. Admission is free. Tuesday night’s panel discussion will open up the world of Stage Managing, featuring some of Key West’s best, including Annie Miners, Andy Celli, and newcomer Andrew Lincout, as well as actor Tammy Shanley. Discussion moderated by eatreXP founder and artistic director Bob Bowersox, who has himself served in the stage management role. “If you’ve ever sat in a theater and been amazed by what you’ve seen on stage, this will be a great couple of evenings for you,” said Bowersox. “Conversely, if you’ve never been to a play, these interactive discussions will be a way for you to introduce yourself to theater. e idea is if audiences have a better understanding of what it takes to create the magic on stage, then they’ll enjoy it all the more when they attend a show.” For Tuesday’s Stage Managing Symposium, the panel reveals what many have 20 www.konklife.com • JULY 9-15, 2015 | ROBERTA DEPIERO called the core of a stage play’s engine— the person charged with keeping it all moving smoothly from wrangling oftenerrant actors to hitting the right button for lights or sound effects at precisely the right moment. What do they have to contend with? Do actors depend on them or wish they’d leave them alone? Expect funny anecdotes to pop out. On Tuesday, July 20, at 7:30 p.m., the Symposium turns to e Business of eatre, taking in-depth look at what Key West theaters have to do to be successful and stay alive. Panelists include the Red Barn’s Mimi McDonald, Waterfront Playhouse’s Bunnie Smith, Fringe’s Tammy Shanley, and On e Rock’s Mike Marrero. Bowersox moderates the panel. “We’ll encourage the audience to join the discussions,” Bowersox said. “Questions and comments more than welcome. Expect to hear some great stories about how the gears of theater work.” For information on eatre Symposium, go online, or call eatreXP, (302) 540-6102. Season Sponsors of Key West Summer Stage 2015 are Royal Furniture, e Grand Café, Konk Life, Design Group Key West, and the Monroe County Tourist Development Council. n WHAT’S HAPPENING! Mel Fisher Days gives away $5,000 During the Rockin’ Block Party on Duval 80s Rocker Jeff Watson of Night Ranger and Suenalo of the Green Parrot will take the stage along with a host of Key West’s favorite entertainers. n July 9-12 Mel Fisher Days Kickoff is in one week on ursday, July 9, with Dockside Party at Schooner Wharf Bar where the JB Magruder will be commissioned into the Conch Republic Navy. As treasure hunters return from a trip to Emerald City, they will dock behind Schooners at 11 a.m. Limited spaces are available for tours of the treasure-hunting vessel to be hosted by the crew members. See the equipment, charts, quarters and most recent finds. Evening brings swashbuckling great time with a Pirate Pub Crawl and Pirate Ball with prizes for best costumes. Pub crawl includes five drinks and a 30th anniversary event t-shirt at $35. On ursday and Friday, between 10 a.m. and 3 p.m., sign on for behind-the-scenes tours of the fam- ily’s conservation lab at 200 Greene St. (Space limited!) Friday evening rolls out as Amazing Mel Fisher Treasure Hunt takes place on land with teams of two to four follow clues and solve riddles to claim a treasure chest filled with $5,000 in U.S. silver dollars, awarded at Rockin’ Block party on Saturday. Annual favorite, Mel Fisher Days Rockin’ Block Party is Saturday, noon-10 p.m., along 200-300 blocks of Duval and features a silent auction, classic car show, dunk tank, games for kids, food vendors from the hottest spots in town and a free concert featuring ’80s rocker Jeff Watson of Night Ranger, Suenalo—one of the Green Parrot’s hottest bands, local favorites Caffeine Carl, e Durt Bags, Patrick and the Swayzees and Barry Cuda. VIP backstage party passes available, including open bar. | Continued on page 22 21 www.konklife.com • JULY 9-15, 2015 WHAT’S HAPPENING! SOLAR TRASH | Continued from page 5 CITIZEN SURVEY | Continued from page 5 of our other communities in our database,” Mann said. “I’m not all that surprised at the ranking of the issues. We all knew affordable housing was a major crisis in the city,” said Commissioner Jimmy Weekley. “What surprised me is that they were willing to have their taxes increased if they knew it was going for affordable housing.” Scholl said that is one of several pieces of information contained in the survey results that he will be taking into consideration as he continues preparing a draft budget for the 2015-2016 fiscal year, beginning on Oct. 1. Another piece of the fiscal puzzle revolves around street repair, which 90 percent of the respondents ranked as an important issue. Commissioner Teri Johnston pointed out that the Key West street repair budget essentially stays at the same level each year and perhaps that should change. “Clearly this report says we need to move that up in the food chain,” she said, adding, “ere are a whole lot of opportunities in [the survey results] that I see. I’m really glad we have this report right before we go into the 2015/16 budget cycle.” n the street. As Mayor Cates pointed out, receptacles become full quickly on a busy night and most of it is air. Empty cups and bottles take up a lot of space. e compactors, one for trash and one for recyclables, promise a more efficient collection and cleaner streets. n MEL FISHER DAYS | Continued from page 21 Friday a matinee at Tropic Cinema features “Memorial Day to the Mother Lode, Who Could Ask for Anything The Fisher family offers a limited number of tours of their private conservation lab, Thursday-Friday, July 9-10. More?”—a collection of archive video and interviews from the Fisher’s and the Golden crew in a way that’s never been shown to the public. e annual Mel Fisher Lifetime Achievement Award will be presented to Judy Gracer at the show. Sunday brings Booty Bingo & BBQ Brunch at Charlie Mac’s. After filling up at brunch, walk it off and head down to Island Dogs for their free trivia with fun prizes and half-price drinks. To win the Individual Sponsorship Award, start now and collect donations from your friends, family, co-workers and acquaintances for Wesley House Family Services, Inc. Keep track of your collected donations and who they’re from. Bring list and donations to Island Dogs in Key West on Sunday, July 12, to be turned in between 3-4 p.m. Fill out your contact information and donation total.Organizers will count and verify your donation totals with you and award the person who collects the most money for the charity a two-tier trophy and a 4.4 carat non-shipwreck Madagascar Emerald at 5 p.m. Register online. INFO www.MelFisherDays.com 22 www.konklife.com • JULY 9-15, 2015 Honoring Healy Jeremiah Healy Mystery Writing Award, e Jerry, will be presented at the Mystery Writers Key West Fest, Aug. 14-16. Winner will claim a contract with Absolutely Amazing eBooks, free Mystery Writers Fest registration, hotel for two nights and a bobble-headed Jerry trophy. Award salutes the author’s legacy as influential mentor credited with helping and advising many aspiring writers. No fee to enter. n INFO mysterywriterskeywestfest.com The “Jerry” trophy is shown with a collection of mystery-suspense books written by Jeremiah Healy. T R O P I C S P R O C K E TS IAN BROCKWAY Me and Earl and the Dying Girl riendships imperiled by sickness are the stuff of melodrama. ankfully “Me and Earl and the Dying Girl” by director Alfonso Gomez-Rejon (TV’s American Horror Story) manages to avoid any pitfalls of sap by giving some quirky charm and vibrance in its place. Greg (omas Mann) is a melancholy high school student caring only for cinema. He pathologically avoids the intimacy of others spending most of his time with his friend Earl (Ronald Cyler II) watching Werner Herzog films in the office of the history teacher, Mr. McCarthy (Jon Bernthal). Greg’s domineering mom (Connie Britton) informs him that Rachel (Olivia Cooke), a fellow classmate, has leukemia urging him to spend time with her. Greg is resolutely opposed, thinking it would impair his energies as a creative loner, aside from acute anxiety. Greg reluctantly agrees. So begins an unusual friendship between the two. At the heart of this film is the wondrous chemistry between actors Cooke and Mann, who don’t ham it up and have a generosity of spirit that is freely given. For a start, Mann is terrific, drawing from the rich history of characters depicted in the films of John Hughes, right on par with “Ferris Bueller’s Day Off” and “e Breakfast Club.” Cooke is spirited and authentic, with a full range of emotion, not one of them being a withered sadness. is is no sob story, but a chronicle of a friendship, much of it with a light lift. But that is not to say that it ignores darkness completely. More often than not, however, the film tells it like it is and then moves on. e repartee between the two is destined to be classic, in parallel to Matthew Broderick’s antics F TROPIC CINEMA 416 Eaton St. • 877-671-3456 Week of Friday, July 10, 2015 through Thursday, July 16, 2015 Selfless (Self/less) (PG-13) Fri - Thu: (1:30), 4:00, 6:20, 8:40 Dope (R) Fri - Thu: (2:00), 4:10, 6:30, 8:50 Me and Earl and the Dying Girl (PG-13) Fri - Thu: (2:15), 4:20, 6:40, 9:00 Spy (R) Fri: 4:15, 6:25, 8:45 Sat - Thu: (1:45), 4:15, 6:25, 8:45 Paddington (PG) Kids Club $1 Sat: 10:30 AM Caltiki the Undying Monster (Caltiki - il mostro immortale) (NR) Creature Feature $3 Sat: 11:00 AM Tropic Cinema Four Screens in Old Town. Rated Best Cinema in Florida. www.TropicCinema.com (877) 761-FILM as a young kid. is film has a texture and a color that actually feels like the psychic heart of a teenager. e camera is frequently tilted sideways in perspective, from up above or upside down. School cafeterias feel like prisons. A girl’s room is a warm sanctuary filled with pillows, at once funny and erotic. Within the whimsy of the camera angles is a profound pulse which illustrates the wildness of a teen: one part euphoria, one part comedic horror-show. Interspersed with the ups and downs are some very funny jokes about classic cinema with most of the humor aimed at Herzog and Klaus Kinski. Well known for comedy herself on “Saturday Night Live,” Molly Shannon gives a spare and understated performance as Rachel’s mother, who covers up 23 www.konklife.com • JULY 9-15, 2015 her worry with a forced joie de vivre. Nick Offerman does fine too as Greg’s father, though his character trades heavily on Offerman’s past goofy parent incarnations. Although it does flirt with the sentimental and the bittersweet, it is to its credit that it never slides fully into soupy emotion. Above all, the film is a surprising portrait of friendship. Its glib self-deprecating spirit is refreshing and without cynicism. “Me and Earl and the Dying Girl” delivers a type of “e Breakfast Club” to a new generation making an irrepressible crowd pleaser, garnished with jovial colors. n | Continued on page 26 Jazzy Mike Emerson Mike plays the big band swing when he’s ‘In the Mood’ BY RALPH DE PALMA KONK LIFE COLUMNIST ike Emerson is a jazz guitarist/vocalist from Cincinnati, Ohio, who has been playing guitar since he was 12. While still in high school, Mike began studying with local jazz guitarist Cal Collins, who recorded with Concord Jazz, travelled with Benny Goodman during the ’70s and recorded with Rosemary Clooney. Cal introduced Mike into teaching by turning over a large portion of his guitar students whenever Cal went on tour. After high school, Mike continued to perform in Cincinnati until he accepted a job with a show band and spent the ’70s travelling coast to coast, assuming the position of group arranger and conductor. He had the opportunity to perform with actress/vocalist Rose- M Mike Emerson with the Southernmost Brass. Above, Emerson and Joe Dallas laying down. mary Clooney, as well as opening for jazz pianist Ramsey Lewis and vocalist/ pianist Ray Charles. Mike ultimately completed his Bachelor of Music degree in Jazz Guitar Performance and eory at University of Cincinnati Conservatory of Music, where he also taught guitar. Mike and wife Jenny moved to Key West in 2002. Mike is impressed with the variety of music and venues in Key West that allow musicians opportunities to express themselves freely. He feels that there is more of an artistic musical environment in Key West, that positively affects creative music of all styles. Along with performing solo or with small groups, Mike has also had very special musical experiences in his years in Key West performing with the Key West Pops Orchestra and with his sevenpiece horn band, the Southernmost 24 www.konklife.com • JULY 9-15, 2015 | RALPH DE PALMA photographs Brass. e Southernmost Brass are a special group of musicians, performing at the Green Parrot and two performances at Boondocks Bar and Grille on Ramrod Key. Look for them back at Boondocks in the near future as they pack the house with swing, jazz, and pop/rock tunes. Mike is also a regular performer at the Sunday Jazz Jams at the Green Parrot Jazz at the Gardens Hotel. n WHAT’S HAPPENING! Artist Anja Marais Marais exhibition now at TSKW rough July 31, multidisciplinary contemporary artist Anja Marais has a solo exhibition, “From Ship to Shore,” at e Studios of Key West, 533 Eaton St. . “Being Shore to Ocean” is one of Marais’ latest series of photographic assemblages. In it, Marais celebrates the idea of devotion, specifically to our individual journeys. Her mixed media layered photography, sculpture and video work engage with personal life experience and the human spirit. Mysterious LOU PETRONE | Continued from page 8 generally like Uber’s service. Quicker and cheaper. Uber knows how to get the populace on its side and to continue supporting the company after it is allowed to work In a city. Petitions are used. As in politics. People love Uber and are happy to sign petitions supporting Uber’s aims. is is not the Biblical David and Goliath situation. Cities are the Davids. ey cannot stand up to Goliath Uber. Which brings me to Key West. Since December 14 last year, there have been Uber vehicles operating in Key West. Local cab companies raised hell. Key West stood for their locals. Not realizing the people working with Uber were generally locals also. females appear in dreamlike landscapes, and emerge in the form of sculptures which provide a more tangible presence. Primal forces operating in a timeless realm are manifested in her symbolic imagery. Anja Marais is a South African native and currently lives and works in South Florida, her art is exhibited and collected internationally. She has been awarded both the South Florida Cultural Consortium and the Florida Division of Cultural Affair Fellowships and has been selected for Art Residencies in, Japan, Korea, Russia, Finland and the US. Her work is included in the permanent collections of the Miami Museum of Contemporary Art, e Washi Museum in Japan, the Kronstadt History Museum of St Petersburg Russia among others. “Being Shore to Ocean” is on view at e Studios of Key West until July 31. n community events. “As always, the goal has been to embrace the entire community, and offer programs, educational opportunities and exhibits that inspire and educate,” she says. “I will continue to work towards that goal to ensure KWAHS’ place in our community as a vibrant and treasured organization.” For more information about Key West Art & Historical Society’s programs and membership opportunities, contact Gerri Sidoti, (305) 2956616 Ext. 106 or go online. n INFO kwahs.org On July 10, Key West Art & Historical Society’s Gerri Sidoti celebrates 15 years of service with the island’s oldest nonprofit organization whose mission is to preserve the culture and heritage of the Florida Keys. Sidoti has “played a fundamental role in helping craft the Society’s identity, reinforcing its commitment to the mission and giving back to the local community,” says KWAHS Executive Director Michael Gieda. “On behalf of the Society, I thank her for her continued service,” he says. “It has been both a privilege and honor to work with her.” “I am inspired KWAHS’ Gerri Sidoti by working to make my community a better place to live,” says Sidoti, who lives in Sugarloaf with her husband Ross and their assortment of cats and tropical fruit trees. “at’s always been a big motivator for me.” Originally from Massachusetts with a degree in Education, Sidoti moved to Key West in 1984 after traveling and visiting museums extensively across the globe. Her work as KWAHS Director of Programs and Membership has been instrumental in developing some of the organization’s most successful programs, including the Distinguished Speaker Series and the much anticipated 2016 Kinetic Parade and its surrounding Key West has an ordinance requiring passenger vehicles for hire to have a decal or permit authorizing their use as same. A violation of the ordinance is a crime. A misdemeanor. e penalty a fine of $200 and/or up to sixty days in jail. Key West invoked the ordinance. Two undercover Key West police officers arrested two drivers. eir cases are pending. Local authorities also have warned that as of July 1, all persons violating the law will be arrested. ere are four cab companies in Key West. e number of permits is 56 or 74. I could not determine the actual number. e four companies own all the permits. ere is no room for a new type transportation company. Assuming the ordinance applies to Uber. Uber is not a bad guy. It is a good company that discovered a new way of operating a transportation business. A way that provides cheaper prices and quicker pick up time to customers. Uber does play hard ass. It could not stay in business if they had to screw around ad infinitum with different local and State ordinances to get their business going in a particular locality. Uber has invented the better mouse trap. ey come into a community and say we have something new and better. Which they do.is is what we would like to do and we know how to do it. Key West in fighting Uber is merely putting off the inevitable. Uber succeeds in the end because it understand its business. Legally and other wise. Key West must keep in mind what happened in a similar situation several years ago. e Duck Tours case. Cost Key West $8 million. Uber and the Duck matter have many similarities. en there are the more recent food truck cases. Key West said the operations were restaurants and needed local approvals. e owners said no. We are motor vehicles. e court agreed, ruling food trucks were motor vehicles. e city lost. Not an $8 million beating. Fortunately. It is a new time. e world progresses. Uber has what appears to be a better product for all concerned. I am not saying put the cab companies out of business. No, merely let Uber compete with them fair and square. I believe 5-10 years down the road, cabs as such will be a thing of the past. ey will not be able to survive against the tide. Technology as Uber represents will have taken over. Uber and similar companies will be the transportation vehicles of the new day. n KWAHS celebrates 25 www.konklife.com • JULY 9-15, 2015 KEYS’ Zarate achieves milestone Keys Energy Services’ (KEYS) Erica Zarate celebrated her 10th anniversary with the Utility July 5. Zarate is the director of customer services and responsible for managing the Collections, Customer Services, Customer Programs, Meter Services and Cashiers sections in order to provide the maximum efficiency and benefit to KEYS and its customers. n TROPIC CINEMA | Continued from page 23 Spy irector Paul Feig scores again with “Spy,” a Melissa McCarthy vehicle, that is no doubt a comedy, but also stands up surprisingly well as an espionage thriller as well as a laugh riot. D Yes, here again is McCarthy as we know her: the sarcastic and brash lady with a big mouth, but her role has heart. She’s a CIA logistics operator who longs for the glamorous jet set life of an agent on the field. As Susan Cooper, she pines for the love of her fellow agent Fine (Jude Law) but she is sequestered behind a desk and can only give him directional cues. When a strait-laced agent Crocker (Allison Janney) needs a low profile, mundane agent to gather the location of a terrorist weapon, she immediately thinks of Cooper. Cooper immediately takes to far-flung locations to collect intelligence. us begins a kind of odyssey involving agents, guns and briefcases. is genre has a rich cinematic history from “Fletch” and “Spies Like Us” to “Austin Powers,” but what makes “Spy” different from the rest is that it does truly pull its weight as a thriller in the key of Bond. e exchanges between McCarthy and Rose Byrne as a dominant villain are first rate. While Byrne may have the best lines in telling Cooper that she eats like a baby while dining at a five star restau- rant, Cooper always gets the last word. Director Feig (Bridesmaids, e Heat) once again highlights this film with a strong female protagonist that will not, under any circumstances, give in. Jason Statham makes good fun of himself as Agent Ford, a spy who takes himself overly seriously, though in reality he is a hopeless klutz. His character is not new, but his vigor and egotistical energy shows through and manages to make it a refresher course ala Monty Python. But in terms of stealing the show, the honor goes to Bjorn Gustafsson as a clueless guard. While we know McCarthy’s comedic persona well, her hapless self deprecation and charisma in spite of all flashes though all recognizable shtick. During the first half we get the usual jokes of Cooper being the under-appreciated misfit, but by the film’s second hour, Susan Cooper is a woman of action, progressively subverting the Bond film to include all women, and also proving McCarthy as an action star. e combat scene in the kitchen with numerous vegetables, breads and cutlery 26 www.konklife.com • JULY 9-15, 2015 of all sorts, almost brings the film to high art. A singular note of lunacy. At first glance, Jude Law might seem weak as a bit of a handsome dullard, lest we forget that he is acting as the straight man. “Spy” is in the long tradition of mixed genre films that have featured Dan Aykroyd, Steve Martin, Chevy Chase, Richard Pryor, and Abbott & Costello. “Spy” is a welcome addition with dialogue that not only spoofs for laughs but also points to a future in going beyond the conventions of what audiences might expect. n Write Ian at ianfree1@icloud.com XP’s season n Through 25 Key West’s eclectic eatreXP’s program for the annual Summer Stage is through July 25. Schedule features theatre symposium panel discussions and will bring classic radio plays to the live stage. More information. call eatreXP, (302) 540-6102. n INFO keywestsummer stage.com Womankind’s 2015 “That’s What She Shot” Spearfishing Tournanment was a boatload of fun, great prizes, great company and great fish stories! Photo: Larry ryy Blackburn• Cover: JT Thompson 28 www.konklife.com • JULY 9-15, 2015 Keys’ Zarate Achieves Longevity Milestone With Utility PETER ARNOW | PHOTOGRAPHER County Commissioner Heather Carruthers installs President Sheila Cantler PETER ARNOW | PHOTOGRAPHER ounty Commissioner Heather Carruthers installs President EY WEST – Keys Energy Services’ (KEYS) Erica Zarate will Sheila Cantler and the new Board of Directors of the Big Pine celebrate her 10th anniversary with the Utility on July 5th. and Lower Keys Rotary Club for 2015-2016. Zarate is the Director of Customer Services and is responsible for managing the Collections, Customer Services, Customer Programs, Meter Services, and Cashiers sections in order to provide the maximum efficiency and benefit to KEYS and its customers. K C 29 www.konklife.com • JULY 9-15, 2015 Hospice VNA 4th of July Family Celebration PHOTOS BY LARRY BLACKBURN Carol Tedesco & Michael Shields. Is there a doctor in the house!!! Reef Perkins & Roberta DePiero. Beth Rooney & Stephanie Hellstrom. 30 www.konklife.com • JULY 9-15, 2015 Hospice VNA 4th of July Family Celebration PHOTOS BY LARRY BLACKBURN BUBBLES!!!!!!!! A Sydney the Mermaid sighting at the Casa Marina. Rebecca Balcer & Tony “Fats” Yanitz. 31 www.konklife.com • JULY 9-15, 2015 Hospice VNA 4th of July Family Celebration PHOTOS BY LARRY BLACKBURN The Fabulous Spectrelles. Clayton Lopez. Janet Hinkle & Perry Arnold. 32 www.konklife.com • JULY 9-15, 2015 Hospice VNA 4th of July Family Celebration PHOTOS BY LARRY BLACKBURN Rita Linder with Rosi and Jeff Ware. Derrick Traylor & Terry Paulson. 34 www.konklife.com • JULY 9-15, 2015 That’s What She Shot Spearfish Tournament for Womankind PHOTOS BY LARRY BLACKBURN The crew of the “Stormy” show off their prize winning catch. Colleen Quirk, Womankind Director Kim Romana & Kristina Wellburn. What she got for what she shot. 35 www.konklife.com • JULY 9-15, 2015 That’s What She Shot Spearfish Tournament for Womankind PHOTOS BY LARRY BLACKBURN Kim Romano & Bob Eadie enjoy the festivities. The “What She Shot Girls” made for a fun filled afternoon. No shortage of prizes for the category winners. Willie D. & Kelly Schnute to home the Overall Aggregate Champions trophies for 2015. 36 www.konklife.com • JULY 9-15, 2015 Miss Firecracker Pageant 2015 to Benefit AIDS Help PHOTOS BY LARRY BLACKBURN Reigning King & Queen of Fantasy Fest Shane Hall & ML Price. Michael, Stephanie & Susan Guadagno with Rob. Scott Fuhriman, Christopher Elwell & Kelly Summers. Jessica Deveraux & Leslie Steele. 37 www.konklife.com • JULY 9-15, 2015 Bruce Beckner & Shane Hall. Miss Firecracker Pageant 2015 to Benefit AIDS Help PHOTOS BY LARRY BLACKBURN Miss Firecracker 2014 Beatrix Dixie. Miss Firecracker 2008 Just Whitney. Emcee and former Miss Firecracker Lorelei James. Smyrna Emphazima says farewell to drag. Randy Thompson aka Victoria Dupris channels Karen Walker. 38 www.konklife.com • JULY 9-15, 2015 Verlinda Taylor competes for the crown. Miss Firecracker Pageant 2015 to Benefit AIDS Help PHOTOS BY LARRY BLACKBURN Miss Firecracker 2014 Beatrix Dixie and newly crowned Tracey Loren. Contestant Candy Veneer from the 801 Cabaret. Miss Firecracker Tracy Loren aka Trey Forsyth receives her crown. Former Miss Firecracker Elle Taylor. 39 www.konklife.com • JULY 9-15, 2015 Allison Mayer aka “Baby T” performs. 7KH.H\:HVW :RPDQ V&OXE 216$/( 12: 5BMLPGUIF5PXO3FTUBVSBOU5PVS$BSE9 PG"MM4BMFT1SPDFFET(P5P$IBSJUZ 0O4BMF/PX"U5IFTF.FSDIBOUT 4PNF3FTUSJDUJPOT"QQMZ 4PVUIFSONPTU1PJOU(VFTU)PVTF-BEZ/BJM 4PEV(BMMFSZ .BE)BUUFS 'MPX4QB 100 Years of Dedicated Service to Community 319 Duval Street • KeyWestWomansClub.org )&--*/(4)064&.64&6.03( 4VNNFSMuseum Hours: 8FE-Thurs 10am-4pm, Sat 10am-1pm TSKW Anja Morias Exibition PHOTOS BY LARRY BLACKBURN Incoming TSKW Board Chair Janet Hinkle tugs on the reins with outgoing Board Chair Rosi Ware. Art lovers review the mixed media creations of Anja Marias. Incoming TSKW Board Chair Janet Hinkle accepts the accolades from board member Rosie Ware and Executive Director Jed Dodds. Patrons of TSKE take in the art of Anja Marias. 41 www.konklife.com • JULY 9-15, 2015 Key Lime Festival Talent Show @ Green Parrot PHOTOS BY LARRY BLACKBURN Pirata Louca Knox. Nicole Nurenberg does her best David Bowie singing “Life on Mars”. Sofia Luna and Rio Chavarro. Erin Uzume-McKenna aka “Cheeky Derriere” & Cowboy Marky Pierson. Cowboy Marky Pierson. Miss Key Lime Pie 2013 HUNNY BUNZ! 42 www.konklife.com • JULY 9-15, 2015 Key Lime Festival Talent Show @ Green Parrot PHOTOS BY LARRY BLACKBURN Cheeky Derriere. Sofia Luna. Lauren Richardson & Joannie Sullivan aka “The Scurvey Sisters”. Sofia Luna shakes her way all the way down from Miami. 43 www.konklife.com • JULY 9-15, 2015 Aqua Idol for Lower Keys Friends of Pets PHOTOS BY LARRY BLACKBURN Two time Aqua Idol winner Jodyrae Campbell. Bernadette Restivo. KWPD Sgt. Joe Tripp. Joanie Sullivan and Sue Puskedra. Michael Stella, Linda Round & Shawn Montgomery. Terry Jarrett, Eric Haley & Ron Sorgen. 44 www.konklife.com • JULY 9-15, 2015 Aqua Idol for Lower Keys Friends of Pets PHOTOS BY LARRY BLACKBURN Mikey Hudson, Susan Kent, Mark Ebenhoch Aaron Huntsman. Jimmy Olson & friend. Shawn Montgomery. 45 www.konklife.com • JULY 9-15, 2015 Joanie Sullivan. Aqua Idol for LKFOP Organizer Mary Piszker. Shark Key majesty by C. S. GILBERT KONK LIFE REAL ESTATE WRITER he gated development at MM 11 on Shark Key is the most exclusive of Key West’s “suburban” communities and it boasts quite a number of majestic properties. Few, however, exceed the soaring grandeur and truly kingsized dimensions and water vista of 51 Cannon Royal Drive. Through the gate off U.S. One, the drive is a delight of artful tropical landscaping and a lovely lagoon, at the far end of which is a beach of Bahamian white sand. There is also a clubhouse and tennis courts. At #51—a substantial way in—the driveway leads to generous parking in front, beside and under the “polysteel home with poured concrete center, concrete floors,” as the listing states. An artistically angled set of 16 steps, in comfortable banks of three or four, lead to an entrance terrazzo backed by walls of huge glass windows and doors. There is also a glimpse of gulf waters across the street. Once inside we find that, in addition to the lofty entrance hall and porcelain floor tiles throughout, a formal dining room and two bedrooms fill the front of the house. The hall and dining room open into a sunken (by two steps) living room the dimensions of which take the breath away. The home is unfurnished, which perhaps contributes to the feeling of vastness. But majestic it is—by any standard. The skylighted ceiling soars 14 feet to the roof and the T This home and its grounds are palatial. Front access is an easy and attractive climb up a series of steps in banks of three or four. 46 www.konklife.com • JULY 9-15, 2015 space is extended by almost an entire rear wall of glass windows and sliders, with a view past peaceful mangroves to the open water of the Gulf of Mexico. To the left, on the waterside, is a bar/divider separating the huge living room from, two steps up, a sleek, gorgeous kitchen (there is a wine cooler under the bar) and a breakfast room with that glorious Gulf view and a built-in sideboard, with open wine storage cupboards and cabinets above. This room is large enough to be a formal dining room, and the front dining room could be used as a media room, Realtor and listing agent Joanne Allen said. But then so could the larger bedroom at the front of the house. This bedroom is, in fact, already wired for surround sound, just in case, she said. It is very large, close in size if not equal to the king-sized master suite, although the latter has the advantage of the Gulf view and an equally king (and queen) sized master bath. The bath features warm, honey-toned wood, twin vanities separated by a bank of drawers and cupboards, a Jacuzzi tub big enough for at least two and a party shower with four “body spray shower arms” and a rainforest showerhead. Both of these bedrooms have walk-in closets approximately the size of small studio apartments in Old Town. The third bedroom, also at the front of the house, is much smaller but has a lovely ensuite bath as well as a private balcony. It is at one end of a hall that then leads to a very large laundry room—large enough Beyond the rear terraces, lawn and mangroves is a view of the open water of the gulf. Backed by its wall of glass, this picture of the living room includes glimpses of the kitchen/breakfast room and master bedroom, all with water views. The kitchen is a beautiful blend of stainless steel, warm wood and sparkling stone counters. There's room to install an elevator in the especially large laundry room. to install an elevator if one desired, Allen noted. Beyond it is a powder room, then a pantry with copious built-ins including a spice cabinet. The woods used throughout are a variety of hues but all are handsome, especially in the kitchen and breakfast room. Back to that Thomasville custom kitchen: it is the ten-foot ceiling and warm wood cabinetry, including a grand island housing the flattop range, that enrich the top-of-the-line stainless appliances, including a super-sized refrigerator-freezer, a trash compacter and two ovens, one presumably convection. The dark granite with sparkling flecks of crystal appears, with variations, throughout the house except in the master and second baths, the latter a striking exception. There is featured a striking, very unusual multi- 47 www.konklife.com • JULY 9-15, 2015 colored marble vanity with hues of blue, beige, navy blue and even a spray rust red showing through the clear, floating glass basin. Stunning. Space limitation prevent full details about this remarkable home. Suffice to say it contains two-zone AC/heat, an 1 2 3 4 5 Shark Key majesty alarm system, copper roof and polysteel structure, with all possible protections against hurricane-force wind and flood. And did we mention the back terraces down to the ground level, a permit to build a pool and preparations for a poolside lanai and a 19x11 foot storage room on the ground level? To tour this palatial home contact Miller, who is not incidentally nicknamed “the queen of Shark Key” real estate, at (305) 923-0239. Konk Life welcomes subjects for other articles about Keys homes currently for sale. Contact Guy deBoer at (305) 296-1630 or (305) 766-5832 or email guydeboer@konknet.com. 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Preferred Properties Key West Real Estate Sales Coldwell Banker Schmitt Preferred Properties Century 21 Schwartz KeyIsle Realty Compass Realty Compass Realty Compass Realty Engel & Voelkers Preferred Properties Beach Club Brokers 6/26/15 6/30/15 6/30/15 7/1/15 6/30/15 7/1/15 7/1/15 7/1/15 7/2/15 6/26/15 6/26/15 6/26/15 6/30/15 6/26/15 6/26/15 6/30/15 6/30/15 6/30/15 7/1/15 7/1/15 7/1/15 6/25/15 6/26/15 6/29/15 6/30/15 7/1/15 7/1/15 7/1/15 7/2/15 Phone (305) 296-8259 List Price Sold Price $ 99,500.00 $ 86,500.00 $ 62,000.00 $ 259,000.00 $ 195,000.00 $ 529,000.00 $ 479,000.00 $ 280,000.00 $1,729,000.00 $ 329,900.00 $ 369,000.00 $ 315,000.00 $ 310,000.00 $ 400,000.00 $ 409,000.00 $ 140,000.00 $ 85,000.00 $ 35,000.00 $ 62,000.00 $ 300,000.00 $ 140,000.00 $ 498,000.00 $ 475,000.00 $ 280,000.00 $1,681,500.00 $ 317,500.00 $ 361,900.00 $ 315,000.00 $ 310,000.00 $ 400,000.00 $ 402,000.00 $ 140,000.00 Street # 1668 30935 29859 31167 29245 529 27371 27319 855 701 701 0 19622 305 5438 6000 Fax (305) 296-2701 Street Address Island Built Description Bogie Rd Witters Ln Overseas Hwy #32 Avenue G Ave Oleander Dr Pirates Rd Saint Croix Ln Old State 4A Rd E Shore Dr Spanish Main Dr #160 Spanish Main Dr #589 Vacant Sawyer Dr 19622 Tequesta St Overseas Hwy 5th Ave Stock Island Peninsular Ave Big Pine Key Big Pine Key Big Pine Key Big Pine Key Big Pine Key Little Torch Key Ramrod Key Ramrod Key Summerland Key Cudjoe Key Cudjoe Key Cudjoe Key Sugarloaf Key Big Coppitt Stock Island Stock Island 1965 N/A N/A 2005 1975 1981 1986 1980 1963 N/A 1991 N/A 1990 1958 N/A N/A 1995 1996 1958 2005 1996 1953 1958 1985 1983 1905 2000 1933 1996 1948 1933 1989 1990 1933 1918 1935 2008 1991 1958 1990 1991 2001 1928 1997 1949 $ 329,000.00 $ 315,000.00 48 Merganser Ln Key West $ 365,000.00 $ 360,000.00 159 Golf Club Dr Key West $ 749,900.00 $ 730,000.00 1507 18th Terr Key West $ 649,000.00 $ 698,200.00 52 Seaside South Ct #C Key West $ 449,000.00 $ 401,900.00 3350 Pearl Ave Key West $ 374,000.00 $ 350,000.00 2433 Harris Ave Key West $ 375,000.00 $ 357,500.00 2828 Patterson Ave Key West $ 459,900.00 $ 471,921.00 3000 Venetian Dr Key West $ 395,000.00 $ 385,000.00 3301 Duck Ave #K Key West $1,995,000.00 $1,900,000.00 1311 Truman Ave Key West $ 990,000.00 $ 940,000.00 911 United St Key West $ 480,000.00 $ 481,000.00 1201 Pearl St Key West $ 479,000.00 $ 435,000.00 1901 S Roosevelt Blvd #305W Key West $ 519,000.00 $ 490,000.00 720 Simonton St #LR Key West $ 599,000.00 $ 595,000.00 1026 Howe St Key West $ 349,000.00 $ 320,000.00 1618 Dennis St Key West $1,326,000.00 $1,920,000.00 107 Front St #317/8 Key West $1,900,000.00 $1,900,000.00 1013 Southard St Key West $1,229,000.00 $1,150,000.00 306 Peacon Ln Key West $ 299,900.00 $ 293,000.00 806 Florida St #5 Key West $1,250,000.00 $1,250,000.00 1506 Petronia St Key West $ 317,995.00 $ 308,400.00 3930 S Roosevelt Blvd #105W Key West $ 449,000.00 $ 472,000.00 1501 George St Key West $ 529,000.00 $ 500,000.00 102 Southard St Key West $2,499,000.00 $2,300,000.00 113 Front St #206-7 Key West $1,895,000.00 $1,750,000.00 1017 Margaret St Key West $ 859,900.00 $ 859,000.00 1019 Whitehead St Key West $ 349,000.00 $ 335,000.00 156 Golf Club Dr Key West $ 425,000.00 $ 375,000.00 2012 Patterson Ave Key West Based on information from the KWAR MLS for the period of 06/25/15 through 07/02/15 Good Deeds sponsored by 10 Bdrms Wtrfrnt MM Single Family Lots Lots Single Family Single Family Single Family Single Family 3-4 Units Single Family Lots Mobile Home Lots Single Family Commercial RE Single Family Boat Slip 0 0 0 3 2 2 3 2 4 0 2 0 3 0 3 0 No Yes No No No Yes Yes No Yes Yes Yes Yes No No No Yes 31 30 30 30 29 28.5 27.5 27 25 23 23 21 20 10 6 6 Townhouse Townhouse Single Family Townhouse Townhouse Single Family Single Family Single Family Townhouse Single Family Single Family Single Family Condo Single Family Single Family Single Family Condo Single Family Single Family Condo Condo Condo Single Family Condo Condo Single Family Single Family Townhouse Single Family 2 2 3 4 3 2 3 3 2 7 2 2 2 1 2 2 0 3 3 1 3 3 3 1 3 4 3 2 3 No No No Yes No No No No No No No No Yes No No No Yes No No No No No No No Yes No No No No 5 5 4 4 3 3 3 3 3 2 2 2 2 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 11