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© Monash Student Association (Clayton) Incorporated (MSA). Lot’s Wife is published on behalf of MSA. All enquiries about the reproduction and communication of material from Lot’s Wife should be directed to MSA. lAJ^ Volume 25, Number 4. Monday 15/4/85. Reg Cat. B, VBH m.. • ••*' % ^9R'' \ ^ 1985 is International youth year. Lot's wife invites students to write in their views on I.Y.Y. How effective is it? To what extent has it achieved the aims it set out to? Has it been effectively publicised? 'o you give a damn about what weather Is In Ohio? Obviously Channel 7 all-night news service thinks you do. We have Dallas and Dynasty, Coca-Cola and K-Mart, McDonald's and MIcheal Jackson - the American Dream has invaded our sunburnt country, a land of sweeping trench fries and Ford cars. Australia Is a hotch-potch of cultures and creeds. Right from the start, the British dumped us with crumpets, cricket, and the Commonwealth Constitution. Since time immemorial, we have been flooded by a continuous stream of Fioruxl, FetuccinI, Perrler and Peugot, Sumo wrestling and "Sandi and the Sunsetz." The Aussie gustronome is faced with LOT'S 1 m Of Of such choices as frogs legs or Four'n'Twenties,shephards pie or schnitzel, sausage rolls or souvlaki. It is this abundance of variables that makes Australia the multicultural melting pot it is. Strip away the overseas influence and the Aussie spirit Is lost. This "compot" encourages people to cross cultural boundaries, and increases social awareness and tolerance, as well as adding spice to life. The basic unit in all this is people - people with different attitudes, appearances and accents - who have been brought here with the encouragement of the Australian Governrfient. However, this same Government now threatens this multi-cultural milieu, with it's proposal policy of raising university fees for overseas students. There has been much debate on this issue - arguments have been put forward regarding Australia's responsibilities to developing countries, the universal right of education and the diplomatic duties between neighbouring countries. But it is apparent that there is another angle to this whole question. Ndt only does this Issue concern overseas students, and foreign policy, but the Aus- tralian ethos itself stands to suffer. It Is through overseas students, that the youth of our society have an opportunity to mix, interact and learn from people of other lands. Being cosmopolitan involves much more than knowing how to read French menus and watching Italian movies at the Carlton Movie House. It is a matter of appreciating and understanding another person's views and beliefs. Raising overseas students fees will simply stifle the flow of young people into Australia and this will adversely affect our ability to develop a truly multi-cultural approach to life. Debbie and Carmella WIFE page 3 A RICA The South African Government has slapped a blanket ban on meetings of 29 anti-aparthied organisations in the Eastern Cape province and near Johannesburg. This move was clearly an attempt to curb the escalating civil unrest in black residential areas. Around the country, in particular in the Eastern Cape, where 19 black mourners where killed by police in a shooting incident last week at the black township of Uitenhage. Among the organisations affected are the United Democratic Front (U.F.D.), an alliance of about 600 anti-aparthied organizations which together consititute the governments largest legal extra parlimentry opposition. The ban also applies to any meeting called to discuss work stay aways which have become a common form of protest and is wides- pread in the Eastern Cape. Prime Minister Butha is now clamping down on any dissent and has called to restore law and order. He has given parlimentry instruction for all "appropriate steps to be taken." In further unrest S.A. riot police fired rubber bullets and tear gas to contain rioting groups. Five shops were burnt down as well as two houses destroyed by arsonists. AMER CAS Increasing American concern at the display of anti-American sentiment displayed in some sections of the Australian media was recently documented in the Washington Inquirer. In an article titled "Media Mole Down Under" by PeterSamuel particular attention was paid to the National Times. The latest American concern was caused by the publishing of stories in the National Times about Australian co-operation in the monitoring of MX missle tests. The Inquirer claimed that the National Times selected and timed the release of secret documents to create problems in maintaining an anti-Soviet position. American fears have been New Caledonia The special French envoy, Mr. Edgar Pisani, after handing President Francois Mitterrand his plan for troubled New Caledonia, said he expected the islanders would vote in a referendum on theirfuture "in September, give or take a week." Mr. Pisani refused in a television interview to give any details of the plan for the territory he submitted to Mr. Mitterrand after a four-month mission here. However, he has said consistently that he sees a vote on "independence in association with France" as the only possible solution. Mr. Pisani said the plan was for "partition - half (the island), independent and half French, with the eastern side having 10% to 15% of the island's wealth, and Kanks in the western side (held as) prisoners of a white majority." aggravated by the references to the National Times in taped telephone calls relating to the Combe affair. In one taping Combe asked Ivonov to provide Soviet material on the CIA to the National Times and claimed Brian Toohey (editor), and Marian Wilkinson (Washington Correspondent), "I really want to nail the Americans." In a file they were compiling on CIA "atrocities." The Inquirer advocated greater public diplomacy to counter the neutralist anti-American trend inAustralian society. It believes America has foolishly taken Australia forgranted as an ally. Mr. Pisani has publicly praised the self-control of Jean-Marie Tjibaou, leader of the Kanak Socialist National Liberation Front (FLNKS), two of whose brothers were killed in an early clash. More than 20 people, mainly Melanesians, have been killed in violence related to the Independence movement since most Kanaks, as the Melenesian natives are called, boycotted elections last November. The Kanaks are demanding that what they consider tribal land be returned to them, even when it has been long farmed by French settlers. Mr. Pisani has said that there could be a lease-back arrangement, but that the Europeans were worried how the tenture would be guaranteed under such a scheme. The "independence-association" plan announced some months ago by Mr. Pisani would have France remain In control of internal and external security, foreign affairs and financial matters among other things. Noumea would be an autonomous region. EUROPE Greece The Greek Parliment elected Mr. Sartzetakis, the Socialist Government nominee, as next President. The result immediately prompted fears of a constitutional crisis because the votes included that of acting President Mr. Alevras, speaker of the Parliment, who the conservative opposition says had no right to vote. This vote cast by the acting President enabled the majority vote. Even so there were still five Invalid votes. The result allowed a chaotic debate where Prime Minister Papandreou together with Aleuras defied a rule in the 1975 Constitution that calls for a secret Presidential Ballot. The Socialists claimed that such an important ballot ought not to be held in secret. "We (the Socialists), did not vote for such a constitution." Despite attempts by the opposition party, the "Conservative new democracy party," to disrupt the assembly, the votes were counted and Sartzetakis took his new position with a very fine margin. P.L.O. • European Terror Links: One of the less reported results of the Lebanon War has been the dramatic decline in the level of co-operation between European Terrorist groups and the P.L.O. Col. Gideon Mahanaimi, Deputy Advisor to the Prime Minister of Israel on combatting terror stated on I.D.F. radio recently that the reason for this was the destruction of terrorist training grounds which had been run by the P.L.O. in Lebanon. Whereas before the Lebanon War, the P.L.O. used to train and arm European terroists In return for them attacking Israeli targets in Europe, co-operation is now limited to information exchange. Examples of cooperation prior to the Lebanon War was the hijacking of planes to Entebbe and Mogadishy. At Mogadishy, Palestinian terrorists hijacked a page 4 Lufthansa jet at the behest of the Baader-Meinhoff gang in an attempt to secure the freedom of Ulrike Meinhoff and Andreas Baader. However the attempt failed when a West German anti-terrorist team stormed the plane and Meinhoff and Baader later committed suicide in prison. Col. Mahanaimi believes that a firm resolution not to capitulate to terrorists demands and an increased degree of co-operation between nations plagued by terrorism is needed for the curse of terrorism to be successfully combatted. Finally he suggests that special anti-terrorist teams be formed to combat similar to ones which stormed the Lufthansa jet in Mogadishu and the Iranian Embassy in London. LOT'S WIFE GREEK AUSTRALIAN YOUTH The Identity Crisis A. Ithough there is no doubting that an adult Greek migrant's life is difficult, their problems are second to one; the Greel< Australian youths who are often in conflict with themselves, their parents or society over the matter of identity. Yet, like their parents, Greek Australian youths are beginning to reap some of the benefits of living in a "transplanted enviorment." The Greek Australian youth's national identity crisis is one neither Greek or Australian youths have. In fact, because the Australian youth was born to Australian parents and are brought up to live an Australian way of life, and the Greek youth was born to Greek parents and brought up to live a Greek way of life in Greece, they escape confusion in their life as regards to their identity. The Greek Australian youth however, doesn't escape confusion. Instead, because they are subject to the action of faltering forces of their family and the Greek community on one hand and the Australian school and comminity on the other they should have no division; no single nature. Instead, some of them assume a "dual nature" by learning the Australian ways, but not so much that it eclipses and therfore interferes with that side of their nature that must attempt to be Greek when in the company of Greeks. However, some Greek Australian youths refuse to adopt this almost schizophrenic nature arguing one of three cases. Firstly, some Greek Australian youths assume Australian identification and consequently believe that their, or their parent's birthplace and native language have no bearing on their nationality, but rather what matters is the country they grew up in or were born in. Hence conflict between them and their parents begins. It is not uncommon in fact to see Greek Australian youths who have grown up in areas where the bulk of the population are Australians to model Australians, as they desire acceptance by the majority. They therefore break away from the confinements of their parents' closed enviorment and , almost in hostle fashion, retaliate against their parents who have tried desparately to hold on to their Greek culture and tradition. Secondly, there are those Greek Australian youths who undergo what is termed a "positive value orientation." That is, they construct "a patern of values which combine the two cultural influences (Greek and Australian), in a way that is meaningful to them." Thirdly, there are those Greek Australian youths who are neither in conflict with themselves nor their parents, but rather with society. These Greek Australian youths cannot understand why they should not live in their native country since they were born to Greek parents in Greece, identify themselves as Greeks and talk Greek. However, althougt the logical solution to this problem would be for the youths to go and live in Greece, there is a problem associated with this solution. In fact, it is a no win situation that leads to confusion and social conflict because in Greece Greek Australians are regarded as Australians, but in Australia they are regarded as Greek: A definite dilemma associated with the identity process. Aside from the conflict however, in some ways many Greek Australian youths have been more fortunate in the sense that, because of change, their lives have become more adaptable. In fact, because today there is a larger population of Greeks in many suburban areas than in the earlier days of Greek migration, parents feel more at ease and welcome by the Australian population. The many churches and various entertainment and leisure facilities inclunding espresso bars, regular Greek dances and Greek soccer clubs that have helped developed over the years, have helped the acceptance of Greeks in an Australian society. The security of numbers of Greek communities and the parents' familiarity with certain surroundings after having lived in a particular area for a consideralbe amount of time has meant that Greek parents have also become more flexible in their ideas. Hence, Greek Australian youths today are more foutunate in that they can adopt the Australian way of life with less rigid rules in certain cases. No longer, for example, is it taboo for a girl to dye her hair, to go out without a male (namely brother or cousin chaperon), or for men to perm their hair. Instead, due to widespread information through the media together with living in Australia, Greek parents are becoming more tolerant with their teenage and young adult children. Likewise, changing times in Greece have also enabled Greek parents to change their attitudes and idealogies. Close ties with the Greek community in Greece has meant that Greek parents nowdays accept the fact that Greece has and will continue to change. Consequently, Greek migrants no longer lock themselves in an enviorment that is bound by rules that were the norm in Greece twenty years ago when they migrated. Thus, the identity conflict is resolved since Greek Australian youths can become Australian youths as they can adopt Australian attitudes. However, the youths can also adopt an entirely Greek youth existence as a result of the certain Greek clubs that have emerged such as the "Committee of Youth of Lakonia" and "Modern Greek Student's Association" and organizations such as "NUGAS - National Union of Greek Australian Students" - which attempts to unite Greek Australian youths on a national scale which is "Greek" orientated. Thus Australian youths are enabled to mix with Greeks and what's more, remain very much Greek and therefore retain their Greek idenity. Gillian Bouras, "The Age" migrant correspondent couldn't be closer to the truth when she wrote that being a migrant, let alone a migrant's child can: "be compared with putting the wrong key in a lock. No amount of wriggling of jiggling will make the key fit of the lock change. The key has to be re-shaped, or a new key made." The "re-shaping" for the Greek Australian youths has occurred to a certain extent. The statements that were discussed previously such as the changing attutuedes of the Greek parents and the emergence of Greek associations with many Greek activities, can be alleged as being a symbol of this "re-shaping." However, the focal point of this article remains with the fact that no matter what form the "re-shaping" process takes, "identity" is the major factor of importence. A single identity that one can identify and be identified with, is a very important issue that exists among the Greek Australian youth. Theodora Houpis page 5 \i^ir^<, t • ive years ago Pine Gap could easily have conjured up images of fir trees rather than images of spy satellites. Few Australians would make that mistake today. The Australian peace movement has endeavoured to educate Australians about their country's involvement in the nuclear arms race. Largely due to the efforts of these dedicated people, Australians now know that Pine Gap is part of a sophisticated intelligence network which gathers and interprets data from American satellites. The peace movement has not, however, confined itself solely to the Pine Gap issue. Peace marchers all over Australia recently protested on Palm Sunday against the proliferation of nuclear weapons throughout the world. In f\4elbourne alone, one out of every twenty-five people or over 100,000 from the metropolitan area participated in the afternoon march from Treasury Gardens to Flinders Park. This was a twentyfive per cent increase over the 1984 march. Similarily throughout all of Australia, over 300,000 people marched to oppose nuclear weapons. This was twenty per cent above that of last year and reveals the ever increasing number of people searching for a solution to the nuclear arms race. Leanne Corbett, one of the organizers of the Melbourne Disarmament Rally, sees the march as having two purposes. "To begin with, the Palm Sunday Rally is a demonstration to public officials and to people in general that there are a large number of people concerned about the nuclear disarmament issue. Secondly, it is a time when participants can gather strength by seeing how much support the issue really has. By showing their solidarity and strength, they prove that their efforts are worthwhile." In this way, she sees the rally as helpful, creating greater publicity for the participants' goals and by reinforcing each person's commitment to those goals. One feature of the rally that became immediately apparent from all of the different banners was the diversity of the partici- pants. Various groups were present including several different chapters of People for Nuclear Disarmament (P.N.D.), which helped organize the rally, Australian Democrats for Peace, Lincoln Institute, several religious organizations, the Nuclear Disarmament Party, different labour unions, and many other organizations. These people came In groups and as individuals with a unity of purpose summed up by nine-year old Sahil who simply stated, "I am marching 'cause I don't want any nuclear bombs." Although they all came to oppose nuclear weapons, they also come to make sure that people listened to them. Most seemed particularly dissatisfied with their elected officials. Olive, age 80, complained that she was "sick to bloody death of that schizophrenic cowboy in America and all of his cronies. Bob Hawke promised us we'd have open government, and instead he's making secret deals with Reagan. The people of Australia need to wake up." Jill, age 25, feels the march is "an attempt to show those in power that some of the decisions they are making are not what the masses want. They just aren't reflecting the people's will." Meg, age 18, believes that "all of the world's leaders are alike. They're all power hungry and nuclear weapons seem to be the unlimited power. Why do we lest them get away with playing all : ^ ; i^fc^ Australia to take the initiative by refusing to make the situation worse. Eventually, the superpowers will have to listen if enough allies speak up." One of the problems that the disarmament movement is facing is getting enough people to understand the complex nature of the problem. Belinda Probert, a member of P.N.D. and a senior lecturer in the Sociology Department at Monash, described some of the problems her people faced just in publicizing the Pine Gap issue. "Bases don't look threating or dangerous. Only through a large educational network have we been able to make people understand that Australian bases are part of an American nuclear fighting capability." By contributing to America's strategic network, Probert argues that Australia then becomes a partner in America's crimes. As the protest march indicated, several organizations exist which are committed to ending Australia's role in the nuclear arms race. P.N.D. seems to be the most prominent of these organizations. Members of P.N.D. have outlined several proposals which would sever Australia's ties to nuclear weapons. P.N.D. opposes ship visits by any ship which has the potential for carrying nuclear weapons like the tomahawk cruise missle into the area. P.N.D. opposes the use of military bases by the United States because the bases are part of the nuclear spy Australians can play a far greater role by taking unilateral action. I think we're building a pretty enormous movement, and I think we're getting there." Regardless of whether you agree with the tenets of the Australian Peace Movement, it has acheived some remarkable gains recently. The Australian Disarmament Party has formed and elected a member to the Senate from Western Australia. Australians seem to be more aware of issues relating to nuclear weapons and of Australia's role in those issues. The recent Palm Sunday demonstrations indicate growing numbers of supporters for the disarmament cause. Other countries like New Zealand have acted boldly on this issue without suffering any major repercussions. Australians who support the peace initiative have taken new strength from New Zealand's example and seem even more determined to make Australia a safer and more responsible country. This is not to suggest that the Australian peace movement has the only vision of what will make ^ these sick games?" People generally seemed fed up with political manoeuvering and felt their actions were a way of forcing politicans to react. Judy, age 23, believes that "to achieve nuclear disarmament, you just can't leave it to other people. The protest march is a good way of getting the message across." Jim, age 34, felt that "even though we may not get the superpowers to disarm immediately, we can start the process. In [he short run, we can get network. P.N.D. opposes the mining of uranium because of this material can be used to manafacture nuclear weapons. And P.N.D. opposes the continuationb of the ANZUS treaty because they feel that the treaty doesn't really enhance Australia's security by forcing the Soviets to target American bases in Australia. More than anything else, P.N.D. seems to advocate collective action. Leanne Corbitt, summarized P.N.D.'s position this way: "What we advocate is not unilateral disarmament, we think Australia a safer country. Even on the day of the rally, there were a few people present who were heckling the peace marchers, but their numbers were so small as to be insignificant. The Australian peace movement appears to be here to stay. The question remains as to whether its leaders can exploit their newly gained momentum and actually formulate new policies. This means that they must continue to broaden their base and to apply pressure in Canberra. Only then will their dreams of a peaceful Australia and a more peaceful world come to fruition. by Larry Organ nuclear march page 6 LOT'S WIFE Ilcf^i i^fe^ Why Women Target ANZAC Day As A Day Of Protest • r,., The fiasco of Anzac Day Anzac Day has always been put forward as the one day of the year to mourn those who died 'for Australia' during wartime. Yet quite deliberately, the military parade on Anzac Day reinforces the values of the establishment and endorses macho-male war fantasies - thereby indoctrinating future generations so they will be equally willing to fight and die for creed and country. In many ways Anzac Day epitomizes the power structure of patriarchal capitalism. It glosses over the root causes of global conflict and ignores the fact that such wars have always been instigated by male members of the ruling class to perpetuate or extend the power and privilege they believe is rightfully theirs. It does not expose the oppressive nature of war, but rather rewards returned servicemen with the illusory importance of 'their day' and 'hush, hush, don't bother us with questions, just drinl< up and reminisce.' The nature of imperialism Basically, imperialist wars are conflicts over retaining or expanding economic and political power. The first world war was a fight over colonies, the second world war was more complex. Germany and Japan were expanding economically at a great rate of knots, but tariff barriers and other imposed restrictions meant few markets were available to them. But while Japan perceived the United States as the major threat to its economic expansion in Asia and the Pacific, the U.S.A. was actually looking to Europe - it needed to dominate the European theatre of war, both to stop German expansion and to undermine the British and French stranglehold on world trade. The bombing of Pearl Harbour (deliberately manoeuvered?), provided the United States with the excuse it needed to enter the war. Such is the nature of imperialist warfare - a fight for economic supremacy among the power LOT'S WIFE brokers of the world. Workingclass bombards working-class both losers no matter which side wins. Subtle manipulation For ordinary men to be willing and eager to fight wars, it is necessary that the ideology plays down the essential violence of imperialism and substitutes words like 'freedom,' 'nationhood' and 'patriotism.' The righteousness of the cause is extolled while the inhumanity and expansionist tendencies of 'the enemy' are soundly condemned. At the same time it is important that a sense of power and perogative is instilled in the soldiers. This is demonstrated by the brutal rape of women - the 'property' of the enemy (?) - whenever the soldiers invade a village. For it must be understood that an implicit part of the ideolgy always includes 'rewards' to the victors for services rendered. The irony is that most men are almost as manipulated and oppressed as women in some respects, but they are duped by the propaganda. The image they have of themselves is one of strong assertive masculinity. women are manipulated into leaving the workforce to produce babies instead. Actions around Anzac Day Three separate events are being organized by women around Anzac Day: 1. An exhibition and forum. 2. A silent march on the eve of Anzac Day. 3. A protest march on the day to coincide with the official Anzac Day ceremony. As members of the group organizing the daytime march on Anzac Day, we feel it is important to confront the issues and expose the official ceremony for the sham that it is. We plan to march away from the Shrine during their ceremony, with songs, speakers chants and unity to the fore. We will be picketing the R.S.L. to make clear the connections between Anzac Day and the R.S.L.'s role in maintaining the myths, glorifying imperialist wars and insidiously preserving an ideology of oppression. We will not be silenced! The organising meetings are held each Sunday at 4.00 p.m., at the Women's Building, 295 Victoria Street, West Melbourne. Interested women are invited to attend. If you cannot make it to the meetings, try to make it to the Anzac Day Demonstration and March. We will be assembling at 11.15 a.m., on the corner of St. Kilda Road and Albert Road, South Melbourne. Jayne Bodsworth Neile McLaren (for the Day Action Group) Women on the receiving end This sense of power over women permeates domestic life and social behaviour. This is vividly illustrated by the incidence of street rape, rape and bashings in the home, incest, chronic sexism, and so on. Since the majority of men have no real power within the social system, but nevertheless retain an illusion of power, the only people they can tyrannize are women and children. There are, of course, more subtle ways women are treated as incidental. For example, during wartime the ideology (always male engendered) is such that women are made to feel guilty if they do not enter the workforce to support the 'boys at the front.' But as soon as the war is over, pressure is applied for women to relinquish their jobs. The importance of the 'family' is emphasized, hence " . . . t h e m i l i t a r y parade on Anzac Day reinforces the values of the e s t a b l i s h m e n t . . . thereby i n d o c t r i n a t i n g future gene r a t i o n s so they w i l l be equally willing to fight and die for creed and country." page 7 li^xrt^ i^fc^ lie Pldoi^oj^ ^ SM/CA^U^ I he c o m m o n l y held view.that sviearing Is offensive or obscene, is totally unfounded, both philososwea phically and linguistically. That many people regard some words as 'improper", and not fit to be used in front of all members of the population, shows a fundamental misconception of the distinciton between words, and the ideas which they represent. shape orsymbol or combination of letters. It should be obvious that letters and words have no intrinsic meaning, but, through common usage, have become indicators of the ideas which they represent. For the purpose of this piece, I will use the word 'idea' to represent any action or thing which can be perceived by a person. It follows, then, many words can represent one and the same 'idea', as happens in everyday language. Dog, puppy, pooch, mutt, mongrel, Fido, all refer to the same 'idea' of a four legged hairy critter which people often have as a domestic pet. The words themselves are simply indicators of the idea of the family pet. What is commonly called swearing needs to be seen in this light also. There is nothing intrinsically different between the words'Fuck' and intercourse (or love-making, screwing...) and when these words are used to indicate the 'idea' of people copulating, they can be used interchangeably without any change of meaning. There is no reason why the 'idea' of a dog could not be represented by the letters 'xez' or any other As I see it, the only avenue open to those who argue that swearing 'is' wrong is to try and show that an 'idea' itself is obscene. It may then be possible to show a tenuous connection between the 'idea' and the word which represents it. In practice, however, few who argue that 'shit' and 'fuck' are obscene wou Id also argue that bowel movements and intercourse are in themselves obscene. Intrinsically the concepts represented by fucking and shitting are in most people's eyes far from obscene. The proponents of the view that 'swearing is wrong' can be seen to support their case with nothing more than an anachronistic convention. In the real world, their Ideas are responsible for stultifying expression, and reinforcing stereotype roles; especially those of women. (Don't swear in front of the ladies, as they are so fragile...) The demise of archaic restrictions on expression can only serve to make the transition to equality easier. Peter Nugent T£Rr/ARy FB£S R£y/8/reP A f fithough the attempt by Senator Walsh to re-introduce tertiary fees has been soundly defeated and the Issue has apparently been de-fused, I feel that there Is still a need for this issue to be discussed despite the almost uniform kneejerk reaction of most students. I congratulate tvlathew Gibney, tor presenting one side of the argument that has been ignored, because it was strictly not correctline in most circles. Apparently since the Whitlam era, free tertiary education has evolved into a sacred cow whose deity is rarely questioned by anybody who claims to stand left of centre. For this reason I believe that this issue was a courageous effort on the part of Senator Walsh, not an act of political expediency as it was painted in TO ADVERTISE IN "LOT'S WIFE' CONTACT THE ADVERTISING MANAGER ON 541 3095 OR 541 3189 SPECIAL R A T E S FOR S T U D E N T S page 8 the media thanks to such people as Senator Susan Ryan. As Michelle Grattan commented; "Senator Walsh has justice on his side, the right priorities in mind. He is one member of the Government genuinely interested in redistribution, and would be anxious to use savings to help the unemployed and other people who are poor. He is, in his way, just as much of a reformer as the Whitlamltes, although a more realistic and economic literate one." The issue seems to highlight the shallowness of many of the Liberal-egalitarian principles embraced by students. Once again we find that the old hip-pocket nerve has a greater effect on determining attitudes than any lofty ideals of social justice or economic reform. I would question J.M. Selimis WEI relatively secure economic backgrounds take advantage of free tertiary education would suggest that the money channelled by the government in this direction is a white elephant in regard to any redistributive ambitions. In fact it would seem to have the opposite effect if one compares the amount of money contributed to tertiary institutions by low income earners, with the use made of them by the same. I feel that in light of the improved employment opportunities and social, economic and political gains that come from a tertiary education, it is not unreasonable that some contribution be made by the recipients, since no-one could believe that students are among the severly under-priviliged in Australian society. David Paterson MONASH MOTOR SCHOOL WAH Chinese Restaurant 8 Take-away Service conclusion that universally free tertiary education is critical to social equity and equality of opportunity. Rather I am inclined to believe that in its present form it exaggerates socila stratification and economic polarisation. As Mathew points out there is little evidence to suggest that the abolition of tertiary fees has allowed a broader section of society greater access to further education. Surely the government is entitled to experiment with more effective ways of dividing up the economic cake to help those in greatest need! It is naive to assume that the only obstacle to tertiary education for those in lower socio-economic brackets is fees, (certainly ways should be found to overcome this barrier where it exists). The fact that in general only those from \f'-^fi.^ktiLki^^±%. We cater for Cantonese & Malaysian dishes. We offer a luncfi time special menu for alt students. We also offer 10% discount on all other disfies for all students provided that student l.D. be shown upon request. 4 m ESTABLISHED 1961 S2 DISCOUNT PER LESSON FOR STUDENTS AND STAFF AUTOMATIC AND MANUAL CARS PATIENT LADY AND GENT INSTRUCTORS WEEKLY SPECIALS DINNER Mi-Lj Sunday 5.00-9.00 p.m. 299 CLAYTON ROAD 12.00-2.30 p.m. Monday to Thursday Every Day 5 . 0 0 - 10.00 p.m. CLAYTON Friday & Saturday Phone: 544 0881 5 . 0 0 - 11.00 p.m. TAKE LESSONS FROM UNI OR HOME 7 DAYS A WEEK.ALL HOURS Phone 233 6184 or 233 6179 LOT'S WIFE * 4^rtH"> i^{C^ Jlie Ones to follow flt the moment there are some big stories which are really running. Luckily there's one exception tertiary fees. Anton Hermann takes a lool< at tour of the big issues and tells us where they are heading. First, the good news - it appears that the A.L.P. has resisted the temptation of introducing tertiary Ryan and her Government have a lot for which to answer. Racism is bad enough amongst students on campus - the last thing we should be doing is institutionaiising and legitimising one of the ugliest features of human behaviour. So what has been learnt so far this year? Firstly, despite the lucl<y escape from tertiary fees, it is clear that the A L P . can no longer On a very sour note, our overseas friends have not been so lucky. Overseas Students have been dealt a double-sized-kick-inthe-guts from the Government. fees after all. Late last month the A.L.P.'s Education Committee led by Education Minister Senator Susan Ryan, rejected the proposal. This was closely followed by what must have been an amusing Federal Caucus meeting. At this gathering another nail was put in the fees coffin. Senator Peter Walsh (the "big rap" for tertiary fees), was the only speaker who dared to push the fees proposal. His efforts were met with hisses and jeers from his parllmentary colleaguesi These defeats for Senator Walsh (and his supporters who were too gutless to speak up), followed hot on the heals of criticismof the fees proposal from all four Labor Premiers. On a very sour note, our overseas friends have not been so lucky. Overseas Students have been dealt a double-sized-kick-inthe-guts from the Government. The new policy which didn't ratea very big mention in the news), is to charge overseas students more to study at Australian Universities and to place quotas on their access to universities and individual faculties. One can't help thinking that the National Front or John Stone (or both) have contacts with the people who count in Government circles. This overseas student policy is intolerant anddiscrimiratory It is the sort of thing that all student groups (even Liberals), have been opposing for years. Yet the racist (and it is racist), policy is going ahead full bore. On this issue, Senator Susan LOT'S WIFE be trusted on face value. Without taking anything away from the majority in the A.L.P. who opposed fees, there are strong elements in the party who have a total disregard for party policy. As long as these elements prevail, A.L.P. policy is not worth the paper it is written on. That is a fact - not an opinion - and those who still have blind faith in the A.L.P. should wake up and realise for once and for all that the party of ideology andprinciplefrom theWhitlamera has been transformed into a slick, soul-selling, vote-buying pragmatic political machine. Nowdays, power (and staying in power at any cost), is the order of the day. The second lesson (and it was a lucky escape), is that we desperately need a fair dinkum student union. State-based unions which will argue with each other (and reinforce the anachronistic concept of Federalism), are not the answer. A strong, purposeful, NATIONAL student union (which an over-whelming majority of students from around the country supported in a ballot last year), is what we need. With the fees prospect behind us, now is the time to admit our vulnerability and to rebuild a national student union from the foundations up. The first issue on the union's agenda must be to defend overseas students from the xenophobic campaign currently being waged by the Government. In other news T h e "Age T a p e s " are back in the spotlight. It seems that the tapes will keep popping up and causing major upheavals foryears to come, (just ask Neville Wran). They are also known as the "police tapes" because the illegal recording of the top-level telephone calls were made by N.S.W. police. It's turning out to be the Australian version of Watergate. The latest issue was whether the police involved in the telephone-tapping should be able to give evidence without fear of prosecution i.e. be granted indemnity. The tight against organised crime must be aimed at busting top-level corruption - being a softy on this issue is to admit defeat. "Organised Crime" has fast become a cliched term. So too has the amount of money that organised crime reaps each year. Frank Costigan estimates that $5000 million per annum is collected in profits. That's not just turnover, but clear profits. The mind boggles! With this in mind, the Australian Democrats and the Opposition combined in the Senate to force the Government to grant the 31 N.S.W. police indemnities. Now a Royal Commission (yet another cliche), has been established to enquire into the latest evidence. This was done with co-operation of Ian T emby (Director of Public Prosecutions), and Mr. Justice Stewart (head of the National Crimes Authority). Regardless of how events unfold this time, the Age Tapes have "my little mate" Ryan, Judge Ford and the list goes on. Without question, the aim must be to get to the bottom of the matter, but the alternatives are unsavoury. If Justice Murphy is cleared, the overhanging speculation and innuendo (unjustified though it may be), could very well taint the credibility of the High Court. Justice Murphy has proved to be the best, most progressive judge on a High Court. He is irreplacable. Ironically, the whole saga may end in the High Court itself. Time will tell. Finally, time will also tell regarding the Nunawading by-election. Poor old Jeff Kennet must be the only Opposition Leader in history who sat and vegetated for three weeks deciding whether or not he wanted another election. Jeff's problem is that if the Libs lose, he can wave bye-bye to his leadership and Jeff won't have it all his way. As predicted last time the Libs will run the "reds underthe beds" line. However Labor will respond by saying that to give the Libs Nunawading would be to gamble with the chance of blocking supply. It seems that there are two things that Australian voters can't stand: the Socialist Left and blocking supply! Maybe this is the clearest indication that the only viable alternative to these two unpallatable options would be to State-based unions which will argue with each other (and reinforce the anachronistic concept of Federalism), are not the answer. already left their mark on Australian history. Not only has Murray Farquar ended up in the slammer but Justice Murphy has become the first High Court judge in Australian history to face a criminal court. The charge: perverting the course of justice. The case itself is a fascinating affair. We have witnessed some of the top legal personalities in the land being put through the legal system, instead of administering it; Justice Murphy from the High Court, Clarrie Breise (N.S.W. Chief Stipendiary Magistraite), Morgan deliver the deciding seat to the Democrats. Surely a powerful voice of reason and even-handedness would be the best solution. It should be a very interesting election - and closer than originally thought. My money is on the outsider at long odds! Well folks, as the old saying goes, two weeks is a long time in politics - so look out for this column again next time. By Anton Hermann I f "student democracy" is anything like wider Australian democracy, we may be closer to dictatorship than we realise. The question is, does anybody - least of all students - really care? The last student meeting, which had the temerity to call itself a debate on "student issues," illustrated this perfectly. Eight hundred students lounged around eating their lunches and baying in ajmost perfect unison at the orchestrated words of student leaders. Introduce student fees? Fifteen hundred dollars - the very ideal The crowd roared, cheered and was bitterly disappointed in instant knee-jerk reaction to our leaders' Oracle. The good word came down from the Mount-we're students, by definition we're all poor working-class battlers struggling to put together rent, food, bills from our meagre TEAS allowances and part-time jobs. And after all, think what us students are going to put back into society when we emerge, adorned with degrees like stamps of approval from Quality Control, to take our rightful places as leaders of the swarm. The fact that many, if not most, students are the middle-class children of comfortable professional families, did not enter the picture. For these few years at Uni the private school uniforms are stashed away, the business suits spurned in favour of the demented blue jeans of sixties uniformity. We're students now, workingclass for a day chaps - up the workers! There are few things more false than a group of middle-class people masquerading as honourary working class to defend their narrow self-interest. This unthinking jump to defend our hip pockets highlights the conservatism of today's students. It is a common lament - everybody has heard it - that students and universities are conservative. This may be true but it does not go very far by itself. The conservatism may simply be because people are worried about what jobs they will get, and if they will even get jobs. As a result they must work harder and question less. Work harder? Most people do a bare minimum to pass their courses or get their credits, rarely preparing for tutorials or lectures unless it is directly relevant to an exam or essay. Few people have any genuine intellectual interest in what they are studying - it is merely a means to an end, the quicker the information is engorged and disgorged, the quicker the Quality Control stamp is secured the better. Because people must become more self-centred in the search for jobs, they become totally self-centred In everything they do. This is most obvious in the academic sphere. We don't have opinions of our own - if we have Marxist lecturers, we write Marxist essays and exams. If we have conservative lecturers, we become instant Friedmanites in our work. Of course we are told constantly that we should express individual opinions, but those who do quickly find if easier to float along than to have to Justify in minute detail any conceivably controversial statement. Such an attitude suits perfectly the blueprint for the future role of universities developed by our benevolent Government. Universities, we are told, must be made more "responsive" to society they must reflect society's present needs, not beaver away in some remote academia. To this I would say two things. Firstly, can an institution which produces people adapted to society's present needs also produce people capable of anticipating or adapting to our future needs? Secondly, where is the place for individual thought or originality in this plan? Original thought is arrived at through lateral or sideways thinking. That is, by bearing random bits of outside experience, little exposure to different ways of thinking or living, have little potential for thinking creatively. Are we, then, producing a generation of mindless bureaucrats, who can only find a solution by walking quickly from A to B, without once glancing sideways? I, and many other people I have talked to, were very disappointed when we first came to uni. We had an idealistic, unrealistic picture of what university life was like. Visions of half a dozen young people sitting around a winter fireside sipping port and discussing the implications of Einstein or the best way of resolving the existentialist dilemma. An easy, decadent life to be sure, but one i n which the mind is allowed to roam. Alternatively, the sixties stereotype of the committed student, marching against nuclear war, caring about the world around them, and questioning the society in which they live. It could easily be asked - what happened to the people who questioned? Are they not gone, merged for the most part into the blue suits of bureaucracy, only a few pale relics clinking the keys to "commitment" like ghosts in a castle dungeon? What was the purpose of all that questioning, if in the end it arrived at no answer? Perhaps it is simply this • that having dreamt of other worlds, the one you live in is put more in perspective. You realise its limitations, and don't take its promises for granted. And you are aware that there are alternatives - alternatives more sophisticated and finally satisfying than the absurd bogey-man of "dropping out" on the "hippie trail," smoking dope and living in a private, if externally funded, universe. Most students, however, live in blissful ignorance of any such questioning. Instead we bask like a colony of seals on the lawns, enjoying the last of the autumn sunshine. When winter comes we will scurry inside, secure and out of the wind. If and when a longer winter comes to Australia, will there be anywhere to shelter? Are we, like Nero, fiddling while the country slides around us, grasping our privileges fervently against other countries and against others, less well-off, in our own country? Who knows - and who, among students, really cares? Hedonism, the self-seeking instinct, is in full flight among us. In tutorials, in lectures and abstract discussions we recognise the need for change in Australian society - that we should restructure industry, look for new markets, new jobs, new technology, new ideas. Perhaps Australians should reduce their expectations, tighten their belts and swallow a bitter pill of austerity. Yes, we recognise that intellectually. After all, it is the convential wisdom. But personally, we share the same goals as our parents. We want a comfortable life, friends around us, a house, a car, a world trip - this we feel is our due for doing penance at university. In a diminishing worid we want to carve out - for ourselves, our friends and family - the same returns as before. In fact there is a kind of kinship, an almost tribal bond between us. We will live as it is our destiny to live, in full knowledge but without true realisation of the worid around us: the world we study, ostensibly in order to understand, but perhaps underneath merely to serve, and to use. Stephen Gray , SJ^ Df PTS ^ CRfflTOK or CiPffiRS page 10" LOT'S WIFE Ilg^-x^^ v\nf^ TDE CUTTERS Footy Fools After a few days over Easter the Toecutters have returned with clippers sharpened. This time we will progress from merely clipping toe nails and go for bone. But as always in the nicest possible way. Aprils Fool! The first cab off the rank is the April Fools Day meeting of the AdministrativeExecutive.This meeting appointed well known manperson about campus and the Amir lUlorris returning officer for the forthcoming elections. Toecutters will not second guess the decision of such an august body as the A.E. However Amir will be in the hot seat come the obligatory dirt sheets and pettiness of student elections. Particularly as the A.L.P. Club is fielding candidates. Poor Mathew Gibney Last issue Lot's published an article by that self professed lefty on campus Mathew Gibney. The article took a socialist perspective on university fees and argued that they should be considered on the grounds of equity. Little was Giblevitch to realise that the fruit loop left on campus consider contributions to Lot's Wife counter-revolutionary. Apparently the " correct line" Standing Committee on Media Ethics censured Mathew for his naughty behaviour! Come down to Lot's Mathew, we still love you! Correspondence Rort of the week! Before we finish with the A.E. how about this! Toecutters have been led to understand that the AE. called a meeting on 2nd April, obstensibly to formalise the election dates. Unfortunately the meeting seems to have aquired a life of it's own and roamed into the area of financial managements despite the absence of the Treasurer. Without having the decency to consult the Treasurer or Lot's Wife the A.E. deemed that Lot's financial procedures had not been compiled with. Apparently the problem was that Lot's brought the Mentals to Monash with EON footing the bill, as well as arranging freebee swatch watches. Interestingly, the Treasurer does not believe any procedures have been breached and that students are getting a good deal. CRAC and other apologies The Toecutters apparently jumped the gun. Former A.U.S. President IMicheal O'Connor, one of the most experienced numbers persons in the business is not applying for at CRAC. One can only speculate as to whether Ivlichael would have 'had the numbers,' if hypothetically speaking he had applied. Because of CRAC's exclusive nature Toecutters doubt it. Will this mean an end to CRAC's radical policy of actually trying to interest students in it's affairs now that the O'Connor threat has not materialised? LOT'S WIFE Yes, we have finally made it! Our first piece of fan mail with a solicitor's letterhead. We reproduce it for the benefit of those interested in tortious communications and the obvious value of a good stern letter of demand. Please keep the letters coming. Winter means log fires and this means we need kindling, so get yourself all worked up and pen out a letter today. HOLDING REDLICH & CO. OB"tH BARniSTEHS ft SOLIiiiTORS -«i.«Ou«« xni 27th March, 1965 Editor - Carmella Ben Simon, Lots Wife, Motiash U n i v e r s i t y , W e l l i n g t o n Road, CLftyXON. VIC. 31$8 ' Dear Miriam, Re: Toecutters' Articles We refer to our telephonicr^iscussion of even date. We confirm that we act on behaj^f'of various members of the "ALP Club" at Monash. We advise that we have been~TimLiuCled in regutd lo cerEaTn articleg under the "Toecutters Collection of Articles". The articles in dispute are the artiirles headed "Hard at Work" "Apologies" and "Port" 'We hereby demand that you refrAin from publishing the said articles in your next edition/of Lots Wife or in any subsequent edition thereof together witty our legal costs incurred .' connection herewith in the snm of S125.00, failing which we have been instructed to inst^itute proceedings for recovery without further notice. Yours faithfully. HOLDING REDLICH a CO. ^ ^f^^. £\\# Toecutters assumed that the footy pools competition referred to in Lot's was uncontroversial even mundane. Well, we were wrong! The M.A.S. Treasurer who had agreed to scrutinize the competition really got his fingers (not to mention his cheque signing hand), burnt. With accusations of encouraging gambling; wrecking homes; destroying families, promoting male patrlachal sports and giving students one in the head. The Treasurer found himself in more trouble than a tongue-kisser at a family reunion. Toecutters happily announce that MAS will formally disassociate itself from the Footy Pools, it's success is assured now free from the Moral Majorities interference. So go to it punters, the politicos are out of the way. Golden Turkey Award Five minutes before Lot's Wife was to go to the printers, A.E. Chairperson Steve Hurd and his trusty sidekick Adrian Rollins attempted to check the paper for libel and the placement of advertisements. Apparently the A.E. believe they have the authority to fell the Lot's Wife Editors how to do their job. Who'd ever think that the Editors of Lot's Wife should actually run the newspaper! What cheek!!!!! Armed with a letter from the Vice-chancellor explaining to the A.E. that the Editors were in full control of the newspaper, the Editors told Laurel and Hardy where to get off. The Toecutters are concerned that Steve Hurd who is now on a wage and supposedly working for all students has attempted to use his postion to further his own political interests. Oo us a favour Steve and earn your $13,000 rather than acting like such a turkey. The Hawke Competition Keep the cash cheques and humour flowing. The best caption so far comes from Liana Staffa "Stop It or you will go blind!" Thought (or the week: "Bugger the logic, give me the numbers any time." ho has less hair than Bob • Jacko always has the option of Hawke, is certainly uglier than ' returning to obscurity as the owner of Mark Jackson Motors, or Bob Hawl<e, has more charisma as its known around town as than Bob Hawl<e and thinl<s that "Jacko's rip off car yard." he's going to be the next Prime Aside from all the media hype Minster? The answer according to the public is continually being Mark Jackson is "Jacko." Whilst Canberra might be a long barraged with issues concerning the antics of Mark Jackson, what way from Kardinia Park who's to the readers of Lot's want to know say this court jester of the V.F.L. is whether there is a real human won't one day join the boys in the being lurking under that ludibar at Parliment House. " I don't want to go over the top and mix with all the toffs because that's not me, most of my mates are in Pentridge or have at least been there at one stage of their lives. If you ask me they're real people." After all his humble working classbeginnings"Jacko" has emerged as not only an established league footballer but also a media personality. The first step in "Jacko's" rise to fame is the release of his commercial punk single "I'm An Individual'! Such an increadibly shaped head can not be fully appreciated on a seven inch vinyl single thus Raw Prawn Records decided to exploit his good looks through the production of a lavish low budget video clip. Filmed entirely on location in exotic down town Melbourne Jacko prounoes around like a constipated 'Brute Bernard' preaching to anunsuspec ting world that "I'm an individual." According to Jacko this venture is the latest expression of one of his many hidden qualities. Included in his already revealed talents is his ability to defeat fellow he-man, pig-shootin' Rotten Ronnie Andrews. At the completion of the '85 season Jacko has his sights set on knocking out that Godfearing ex-Afrikanernow resident Australian test batsman Kepler Wessels. If all else fails, LOT'S WIFE * cro'jsly hideous exterior. Does Jacko think he hasanyappeal in the intellectual market? "Oh look, that's sort of out my hands, I couldn't really relate to being intellectual mate. I appeal to people who like to talk like me and who have been brought up with shit. I don't want to go over the top and mix with all the toffs because that's not me, most of my mates are in Pentridge or have at least been there at one stage of their lives. If you ask me they're real people." Unbeknown to the millions of force fedT.V. viewers, Jacko does brieflyexhibita more serious and meaningful approach to certain matters concerning his life. Surprisingly this facet of his personality surfaced when asked about the "mighty monolithic V.F.L.," and its today Melbourne, tomorrow the world attitude to the game. "The V.F.L. was the V.F.L. and I've come through to the lime light for only a brief period compared to the eighty-five year life span of the V.F.L." But surprisingly Jacko's reply tended not to be too brief or for that matter too analyitical. He badly wanted to return to his speciality, the subject he feels most at ease with to discuss in public; "himself." Even though Jacko was being sincere when Jacko was giving his thoughts about the V.F.L., he somehow managed to elude the original question and in its place give a recital to one of his many important philosophical therories in life. "I care about one person in this wortd and that's me, and whatever happens to me is important. As long as I get paid and can live another day, that's all I care about." "Beautiful," his concern for all man-kind is touching. Seriously though if one probes into the seemingly callous remarks carefully, it does not highlight the shallowness of this man but rather tries to infer in an indirect way that he refuses to reveal any of his true inner self to the general public. What this means is Mark Jackson is a brilliantly marketedcommodity perfectly suited to the demands and tastes of our society. Shrewdly he will only release to the public a Mark Jackson that will sell. This has resulted in such classical moments as the donkey kicks at the score board end at Princess Park,theunbeliveablegesticulations to opposing supporters after kicking another hard earned goal and spinning the football on his index finger, like a nonchalant Harlem Globetrotter, in front of adoring Geelong and opposition supporters. Are these actions spontaneous, or are they pre-planned? Does Jacko conceive these stunts by himself o r i s their a secret mentor behind the scenes who pulls the strings? "I haven't got a manager, instead I've got a bloke who helps withthebusinesssideof things.l'd hate to think that I've got a manager because I reckon that's crap, ya know footballers with managers and all that is bullshit" Is there life after football for Jacko? "Oh look I don't know. Depends on how everything else goes. I could be burnt out, ratshit but as long as I have enough money and my future is secure, I will probably want to live in Queensland on me y a c h t " It seems to many, that this offbeat clown prince of football will be successful in life, in spite of the fact that he will have achieved this in a society which is preoccupied with good looks and emulating the beautiful. To many Jacko's brute 'ugliness is a breath of fresh air, a new powerful force in which he upholds the vanguard of the not so gQod looking. . Jug page 13" \l^r<r^^ (.v^Ye^ <\i^JlAy^ mrt k ^LOK^ is showing as the short before "Daniel Takes a Train at the Brighton Bay Twin, and "Celsaand Cora" is showing at various venues for single nights; for information as to its whereabouts telephone Film Victoria: 329-7033 "DANIEL TAKES A TRAIN" Director: Pal Sandor Screenplay: Zsuzsa Togh and Zsuzsa Biro Camera: Elemer Ragaiyi Music: Gyorgy Selmeczi Cast: Peter Rudolf, Sandor Zsoter, Kati Szerb, Marl Torocsik, Dezso Garas, Gyula Bodrogi, Andras Kern. ST. KILDA FILM FESTIVAL-THE SWINBURNE SHORTS As is now usual during the St. Kilda Festival held this year from the 21st to 24th of March, the National Theatre in Barkly Street, plays host to a Film Festival sponsored by the St. Kilda City Council and Film Victoria. Represented and emphasized by this years' festival were young independent filmmakers, and from the small selection I saw, their work is quite exciting and commendable by any standards. The selection included highlights from the Australian Film and Television School, Swinburne, the Women's Film Unit, Gary Kildea's cinema verite piece from Manila "Celsa and Cora," and other respected or lesser-known independent filmmakers. I was lucky enough to see the page 14 S w i n b u r n e offerings, and was delighted with the exuberance, wit and style, and certainly professional productions. The Swinburne programme, set over 2'/! hours seemed divided between the humourously -curious and the grind of everyday relations. All story lines whether using the original or the well-trodden, each managed to be at all times imaginative and creative; somehow, no matter what the theme, never fell short of the pure celebration of cinema. It is important to support these young cineastes, as the (present and) future of cinema lies squarely on their shoulders, and our interest and sponsorship must be immediate if this industry, this artform, is to remain creatively productive. From the festival, "It's a living" by Laurie Kirkwood of the A.F.T.S. Hungarian cinema has had a rich'and varied history and despite such films as "Mephisto" by Istvan Szabo which received international success, it is still a cinematic force much neglected, and wrongly so. Pal Sander's "Daniel Takes a Train" stakes its claim as a bold and compelling film dealing directly with the 1956 Hungarian Uprising and its repercussions on a studied group of characters. The film concentrates on two of this group of refugees fleeing Budapest to asylum over the border. The freshly innocent Daniel and his older weary companion, Gyuri, one blindly pursuing his love, the latter seeking his fatherand some sort of political truth. Interwoven in the two teen- agers'flight by train are cautious bourgeoisie couples and families, student activists, police agents, even drunken playboys and whores. The train ends at a mess of a hotel, in style something between roccoco and art deco, where the final leg of defection will take place. Rapidly our young protagonist's hopes are ruthlessly dashed, new ideals revealed, firm decisions made. Brilliantly captured by the prowling cameras of Elemer Ragaiyi (another unrecognised talent) are glimpses of uncertainty and commitment, innocence and decision. Occasionally, whilst on the train, Ragalyi's camera wanders to capture a solitary bird flying relentlessly against a dull grey sky, a mist-covered field. Somewhat reminiscent of Polish director Adrjez Wajda, Sandor leads us on a journey which is in essence one of humanity, and he has captured that unfailingy against a daunting background of bloody threat. Currently showing at the Brighton Bay Twin Cinemas. 294 Bay Street, Brighton. Phone: 596-3590 4 - ^ t ^ i * l^kirT'fk^ ^C^4%l4i^ qLOKi k ^IL^E"AND THE SHIP SAILS ON" Director: Federico Fellini Screenplay; Fellini and Tonino Guerra Camera: Guiseppe Rotuimo Music: Gianfranco Pleniscio Costumes: Ruggero Mastroianni Cast: Freddie Jones, Pina Bausch, Victor Poletti, Barbara Jefford, Peter Cellier. Fellini never lets the ravage of politics seduce him; the journalist, sometime narrator, Orlando at one stage despairingly exclaims "everything has already been said and done," underlining, that despite all, the sense of naivete, selfblinding naivete, our players readily proclaim and disregard. The film opens in the brownishgrey staccato tones of a silent moments of longwindedness in the script; and my only other complaint was the unnecessary heavy handedness of the final shots of the interior of the studio itself. Thus, in striving for the fourth dimension, Fellini puts too many fingerprints on the screen. These two faults aside, the film sparkles, as a chicken is hypnotized by the voice of basso "And the Ship Sails On" does not come close to the satirical vision of "Fellini Roma" (1972), nor the acclaimed "La Dolce Vita" (1960) nor "La Strada" (1954), but in the cinematic mire it is more than pleasantly entertaining. Currently showing at the Longford Cinema. 59 Toorak Road, South Yarra. Phone: 267-2700 Speaking of the cinematic mire, I shall review a film which will undoubtedly do well commercially and make many stupid people laugh. This film is "Water" and puports to be a comedy. Ha! Ha! Asitsstars (of course, the vital drawcard!), it continues the decline of the once fabulous Micheal Caine (see "Sleuth," "The Italian Job," and for pure cockney Caine, "Alfie" made in 1966); the dreadful Brenda Vaccaro doing her usual pathetic "I'm sexy continentaltype" routine; Leonard Rossiter once well-cast in the British T.V. series "Reginald Perrin," and here busily proving he is completely inept at playing anything else. Even the usually hilarious Scottish whale of a Billy Conolly is constipated in his role as asinging Che Guevara. Last but by no means least in this farce of a farce, is the inclusion of Valerie P e r r i n e an American, who, though admittedly the script and direction are disastrous anyway, plunges this film lower, with a performance of the most apalling acting I have ever seen. I found myself sinking lower and lower into my seat with embarrassment at/for this spectacle. After a four year absence from the screen, virtuoso Federico Fellini presents a visual feast; a cinema that thankfully steers away from the stylistic surrealist search of "City of Women" (1980), and places before us a theatrical voyage of artistes and aesthetes desperate to preserve their language of art whilst remaining oblivious to the impeding storm of World War I. For this allegory, Fellinl's metaphors of art and politics are swept aside by his indulgent opulence of the voyage itself. Fellini has deemed to render this form of cinema unto the plot itself, it assumes the theatrical mechanics, the dramatrugy of an opera. LOT'S WIFE movie. Slowly the colours and forms ooze into the first scenes on the dockyard. Here our castromantics all-assemble to farewell their beloved deceased diva who has requested her ashes be scattered on the ocean surrounding her native island in the Adriatic (time: 1914; place: Balkans). The screenplay was written by Fellini and Tonino Guerra, the famous screen-writer who previously collaborated with Fellini in "Amarcord" (1973), and has written much for Antonioni (including "Blow Up" and the superb "Identification of a Woman"), Rosi ("Christ Stopped at Eboli") and other directors such as Taviani and Tarkovsky. There are, however, It is not worth my listing the other credits besides the cast - as is usually my habitus it only serves to highlight my annoyance and boredom. Along with "2010," this definitely lists as the worst so far in 1985. "Water" coming soon, released through Hoyts. profundo, a rhineoceros emits lovesick odours from the hold, the ships' stokers witness ringing arias, and many, many other equally memorable scenes. page 15 Il^^t^i 1 ^he is a pioneer of stand up female comedy and new-wave cabaret. She is a skilled actress She has been described as thai rare bird, a feminist with a healthy sense of humour. On stage, she is a superb commedian who attacks sexual and political prejudice through satire. Off stage, however, she is a quiet woman with spiritual strength and sincere convictions. Curled up on a voluminous sofa in a Fitzroy lounge room, she took and hour and a half from her busy schedule to dicuss her work and her beliefs, Sue was recently in t^elbourne to perform her solo show Strip Jack Naked, after finishing a highly successful season at Sydney's Gap Theatre, where she performed with several other woman comics. Strip Jack Naked consists of several statirical characters that have "crowded her mind"overtheyears, including Bill Rawlings, the pregnant man, and Aubergine Marcoui, a radicalseparatist-lesbian-femlnist....filmmaker. The show was described as a "great night our with the worst of us" and, like her other work, originated from Sue's observations of people ans situations which simulate her to action. Most of the stuff actually comes out of anger, at something I see or hear or read about. When I work through the anger I can then make the satire out of the situation. I devise a character who can work on that idea, express opinions about it and show it up for what it is. The character Gemma, for I page 16 example, is a very laid back, trendy - post trendy she gets to be called, (which I suppose is right because she would never call herself trendy), a woman who is the closest thing to me - a forty year old, spaced out lady. She's a feminist, but her values are also a bit mixed up, so that what you get is a picture of someone who is incosistent, which I think is very real. Mycharacters are not blameless. The character takes blame for being a bigot, or having the wrong ideas. Because everyone in the end has some responsibility for the way they are." Sue is definate about what she hopes to achieve through her work. "What I'm trying to acheive through humour Is to get ideas that I have about the politics of out society, the politics of the mess we're in and why we're there, across. To do it through humour is a very strong way of making people think again about things which they've normally just accepted. It's therapeutic for me too because it means I get a chance to express all these political ideas, and my beliefs, and get it all across without giving a lecture. You know, you can't beat people about the head with anything - you have to let them take it or leave it." When the topic of feminism is broached. Sue responds animatedly and with concern. "To alot of women now 'feminist is a dirty word and they'll all stand up and deny they're one, at least three times before the cock crows. But actually, what they've done is to fall into yet another trap, where 'male domination' is using up women's power and energy, and having a negetive effect on it, and belittling it." Sue continues strongly "but one has to defend feminism, and keep trying." "In everything I do, it's the women that I'm trying to change, and to make them understand why they are what they are. Knowledge is the only thing that will change anything - and understanding. With every woman that I meet, I care about her. If I see a woman getting up and doing stand up comedy, I just think it's great. I don't care if she's good or bad. I get alot of women approach- i^fe^ ing me with their ideas, and I just say 'Look, you've just got to do it! You've got to sit down and write if, Ihen do it! The only way you're going to get better is buy performing it and working it.' If I've got anything to offer, I'll offer it. I'll give it away - give it all away." "Men I really don't give a stuff about, because I perceive that they've made their own hole and they can sit in it, unless they want to change and get out of it." Sue agrees that men are also stereotyped and repressed, but thinks they have the power to change that. Although she feels that some men have treated her and other women badly, she believes there is no retributive element to her humour. "There Is no retribution in the humour. You come to a point in your life where you understand alot more about things, and so you deal with that. I only came to the understanding of what I had taken in terms of shit many, many years later. At the time I didn't recognise any other alternative, because it was a status quo. There was never an opportunity to think about the things differently. I had no access to any books about women's liberation or anything about that. Politicization in the early 60's was just communist, or radical it had nothing to do with females." Sue considers herself to be very political, because, as she says, "Everything is political. When you come to understand this, and that everything on this planet is finally ruled by money, then you can see through alot of lies. Everyone has to come to that understanding in their own way.l gained mine in my early thirties when I was working at the Pram Factory. That was the most political arena I could have entered, and I was the most unpolitical person you could ever hope to meet. All I wanted to do was act, and what I got confronted with was idealogy, and reasons why you're doing this, and what does that mean, and who's that going to help, and what's that going to change. All of these things suddenly became the raison defre for why I was on the stage." About contemporary student politics. Sue is less sure as she 'is out of touch.' However she agrees Ithere is a general conservatism und apathy, which she believes \/vas becoming evident even by the late sixties. "The early sixties were very halcion days and the Vietnam struggle seemed to galvanise alot of students' political activity. I would have thought now that there was a great reason for a resurgence of that with the anti nuclear movement. I don't know what sort of support students gain in that, but it is something for them 'o be terribly concerned with now." The content of Sue's material makes it very difficult to generalise about audience reactions. Its strong political and sexual commentary can provoke both em pathy and antipathy. "A couple of women at The Gap one night walked out. It's upsetting, but you can't please everyone. If you could, it would be - incredible! The men sometimes enjoy themselves tremendously. Then sometimes there are things that the women will laugh at, and the men will querie the women's laughter. Sometimes the women don't like the exposure of personal things that are private to them - but private to them because men have made them taboo - such as menstruation." As to the accessibility of her work, and the audience type she attract. Sue is optimistic about reaching more than the theatreeducated audience. The season at The Gap she found very encouraging, because people from LOT'S WIFE * 4 iiniiiiiiinriiiiiiiiiriiiiiniiia the general public were arriving to see comics ttiey'd never heard of. "They were people that watched T.V. and had dragged themselves away from the box for one night to come and see this funny show with ladies in it. It's a great achievement, because they spread ripples far and wide." Sue lives in a self-imposed alternative lifestyle in the country, complete with solar energy and a generator. She lives whith her partner Rick Ludbrook, her three children, and various animals. Although she has children and also works as a performer, she reacts angrily to the term 'working mother.' "By that statement you immediately cut out the fact that mothers work. Mothers are the hardest working women on this earth. The only difficult thing about effectively having two jobs is the guilt when I go away tc Sydney or Melbourne to work. I know I shouldn't feel it, but it's a great strain. I don't think men, when they go off on their travelling salesmen jobs feel an inch of guilt that they've left their wives to cope with the kids and the home." dispossessed needy women. The major point Sue was emphasizing was Wiseman's treatment of the DOwer she had gained through her iasons with Government officials, Sue speaks with a basic assumption that men and women are very different, and in fact believes that the idea of androgyny "is pathetic." "It's interesting, but I think it denies the reality of men and women - they're two wonderful differences. Androgyny is a way out from a lot of problems. I don't like performing to all-women audiences. My work is designed for both men and women, because they're together. The planet is still half men and half women, and until we learn to work together, I just don't see that there's any hope." Sue is currently in Sydney working on a play which she says can tentatively be dubbed 'Female Parts Two.' In between rehearsals, she will return to the solitude of her quiet country home. "The only thing one misses are other people- people that you know, and uh - Chinotto." On the issue of women in political power. Sue is both pessimistic and optimistic. "Maggie VAiiAAnnnwwifv%AWMA^viAWiivuvi/vn Thatcher is a women, but she's *^'W'^'*'VV\rtAftA/V^/tfVWWin/Sfl«VVW% working totally within the patriarchal system. She hasn't comprised those male values one bit. She has alot of power, but abuses Did all your hard earned savings disappear over the Christmas holiday period ? her right as a woman to change things or help other women. She's Has your Bankcard balance gone through the roof ? in a man's world, and therefore *ihat you see in Maggie Thatcher is male values and reactions. It's a great dissappointment. There was Via the 'painless extraction' of payroll deductions why not allocate an amount a recent feminist political conference, and they were all wearing to be automatically deposited to a Credit Union Christmas Club account or badges saying 'If Maggie Thatalternatively make deposits at the Credit Union Office. cher was the answer, it was the wrong bloody question! During the year your account will be attracting a healthy 9% p.a. interest which Sue then wint on to discuss an American woman called Lesley will be aedited to your account on 30th November. This is also the date when Wiseman, who was responsible your savings will be available for holiday spending. for lobbying the New York Government and obtaining funds for DON'T DESPAIR - YOUR CREDIT UNION CAN HELP! But remennber, to help you save, no withdrawals are permitted from this account before 30th, November. DON'T LET THE WEEKS SLIP BY! Call at the Credit Union Office on campus and ask the staff to open your account and establish your payroll authority. Alternatively, sinply ring our Hawthorn Office on 818 0524 and we will be happy to mail the necessary forms. CREDIT UNION - IT'S ALL YOURS! TERTIARY CREDIT UNION Union Building Telephone 541 0811 Ext 3196 (Next to MONASH RECORDS) ^-rt?rf>' TEST-TUBE WOMEN WHAT runm. FOR WOTHEBHOOO? i.DITm m mm AfiEMTTl, m*W!T: OUEUJ Ki£*N A>«) S^JFJ-tEV MINMN we H»E TO U30K CAflEFUil> AT MOW MUCH nWi. CHOCe MPmKXICTlVETECHN0tOGieSOPTEBT0V*OW£»* r J f i vitro fertilisation caught the world virtually by surprise in the 1970's. It seemed that at one moment 'test-tube' babies were a science-fiction idea, and the next, a commonplace reality. Certainly, philosophers and ethicists were unprepared for the enormous problems this 'reproduction revolution' would create. In fact, it has taken over a decade for the ethical issues to become widely publicised. 'Test-tube W o m e n : What F u t u r e f o r M o t h e r h o o d ? is an anthology of feminist writings on the issues raised by the various reproductive technologies that purport to offer women 'a new choice.' The book is edited by three female biologists; two from the U.S.A. and one from Switzerland. It contains papers from feminists from various parts of the world, and covers a very wide range of issues, such as: cloning, ectogenesis, abortion, surrogacy, eggfarming, contraception, and so on. The central issues faced by feminists seem to be control over one's own body, freedom of choice, and the future of motherhood. The problem faced by the writers, is whether the available technology will enhance these aims, or whether in fact, the result will be further oppression for women. The contributors to the book are divided on this point some feel it could be a liberating force - but it is probably true to say that the majority see it as a threat, at least in so far as it stands at l.V/^ present. Whether or not the technology is a threat would depend, according to most of the writers, largely upon who is actually in control of the programs. If there continues to be a lack of women heading the research teams, it is feared that women's interests will not best be served (probably not even considered, in fact). One of the contributors to the book is Dr. Robyn Rowland, a social psychologist and lecturer at Deakin University. Her views have been made fairly well known by the media recently. She is primarily against the idea of surrogate motherhood (although she has also been very critical of the IVF program). There are several reasons for this - for one thing, it treats children as commercial entities. She feels it also shows a complete disregard for women and their bodies (the female donor is seen mainly as a means to an end), and that there has been a lack of research on the emotional side-effects, and the likelihood of women being underpaid and exploited. There is an emphasis throughout the book on this lack of research, and the hidden dangers involoved, both in terms of the physical and emotional effects they may have on the participants, and the implications of male control over female biology. Many writers compare the technology with the wide range of contraceptives that have become available over the past few decades, and point out the problems that arose as a result of scientists' failure to adequately research the long-term effects. Dr. Rowland, for instance, comments that "the same people who gave women the Pill, DES and the Dalkon Shield are now using our bodies once again as living laboratories." This anthology doesn't purport to be the last word on the reproductive technology debate. It doesn't, for instance, explore in great detail the reasons for women wanting to become mothers. The overall message seems to be that women, whether they are socially conditioned into motherhood or not, should not be presented with an option that could effectively elminate their right to choose what happens to their bodies in the future. Lynda White Find out ifyou qualify for one of the world's top accountancy jobs. 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Business advisers to the nation. page 18 AAC LOT'S WIFE 4--Cr-t'> F E A i/v-r/^C- T R U E IT'5 ML fl mnTTER OP ABIUTV DISABILITY WEEK AGENDA: WHERE HAVE OUR READERS GONE? During the first few weeks of term, many students have been taught the procedure of tape reading for blind students. I know how difficult It is to organize time to do things forthe first few weeks, but it Is absolutely necessary for more readers to return, as we have a shortage of voluntary readers. The reading is much appreciated from those of us that need the service. If you would like to read and have not before, go the the Tape Reading Service for blind students, on the first floor of the main library and ask to speak to Joan Worth at the A.V. desk. Thank you. Pam Musumeci May-iM I cannot see the stars at night, May-be I cannot hear the birds singing at dawn, May-I>e I cannot walk through ttie autumn leaves on (he forest floor; and May-be I am not as co-ordinated as the next person; but This does not mean I have no feelings, This does not mean I cannot think; Or that I am not willing to learn. So, please take my hand and help me learn to live in your world; While I share with you what it is like to live in mine. LOT'S WIFE * 4 Wednesday, 17th April 1.00 - 2.15 p.m. in Room 45? (fourth floor, Arts Building) Speaker: Mr. F. Fisher (Envlor mental Science, Monash University) speaking on the dimensions (rf hidden disabilities, Friday, 19th April 7.30 - 1 1 . 0 0 p.m in Wholefoods Cafeteria (IVIonash Union Building) Folknlght Free refreshments and supper provided. Contacts: a H . Steven Hurd 541-3139 A H . Glen Palmore 232-2905 Since 1976, the Vice-Chancel-1 the Sub-Dean's Office (Education lor's Committee for People with .Faculty), on ext. 2827, or Janice Handicaps has served the needs ' Joosse (Registrar's Office), on ext. of handicapped students in a 3060, or drop a brief note in the variety of ways. internal mail to me, care of the These have ranged from the Education Faculty, and leave a modification of various architec- phone number or contact point. I tural barriers, to an annual mon- will then contact you to select a itoring of the variety of handicaps convenient time to meet. Naturalon campus via a specific question ly, the more students who voluteer on the enrolement form. to be interviewed, the more acNow the Committee needs to curate will be the impression gain a more complete impression gained of needs, and the more of the day-to-day problems facing appropriate the future direction of handicapped students. In par- policy for the handicapped at ticular the Committee would like f\/lonash. \o discover if handicapped stuWe emphasise that unseen disdents have needs not already ablities are included, e.g., emphycatered for at IVIonash.Todothisit sema, diabetes, painful backache, has organized a survey of han- etc. dicapped students to be underA report will be written as a taken during the first half of result of the interviews, and 1985. copies of this report will be availThe Handicapped Students Sur- able to participants. All informavey is located in the Education .Jion gained will be strictly Faculty Building, but is serviced confidential in a personal sense. by the Registrar's Office and StuI am a former fvlonash student dent Records, and is supported by and have a disability (wheelchair the fvlonash Disabled Students' variety), so this is a field of which ij Union. have some knowledge. The interviews are expected to I look forward to hearing from take no longer than an hour. They 'you soon. will be held in Room G14, on the Sue Shaw ground floor of the Education Executive Officer Building. Survey of Handicapped Stu If you would be willing to take part in our survey, please phone Ivlonday, 15th April 1.00 - 2,15 p.in in H I (Arts Building) Film 'Captives of Care' A warm, moving and thought provoking film. For parking information and general directions, call at the Gatehouse (Wellington Road entrance), or phone Mr. G. Mitchell on 5 4 1 30S9. r>vN : o<L o^ai^t^ dents ige 19' 4??ieHr^ k^irtifc^ UJheckhciir Villoge Imagine a town full of physically impaired people, all wheelchair users. They run everything: the shops, the factories, the schools, the television studio, the lot. There are no able-bodied people so naturally, when they built the town the community decided it was pointless to have ceilings ten feet high and doors seven feet high. "It's just a lot of wasted space that needs heating," they said. So the ceilings were built at seven feet and the doors at five feet. In every way they designed the place the way they wanted it, and over the years these proport i o n s w e r e s t a n d a r d i s e d by regulation. One day a tew able-bodied people come to stay. One of the first things they notice is the height of the doors. And the reason they notice is because they deep hitting their heads. They come to stand out by the bruises they carry on their foreheads. Some doctors, psychiatrists and social workers all become involved. The doctors do extensive research and conclude in their learned reports that the disabled able-bodied suffer from "loss or reduction of functional ability" and the resulting handicap causes "disadvantage or restriction of activity." Working parties are formed. Many professionals and caring people are worried about what becomes known as the "problen\ of the able-bodied." Throughout the town there is a rapid growth of real concern. Specially strengthened helmets are distributed free to the able-bodied to be worn at all times. Orthotists design page 20 braces which give support and relief while keeping the ablebodied wearer bent to a normal height. Finding employment is a major problem for the able-bodied. One man, for instance, applies to become a television interviewer. But he must have a medical examination. A regular states that| all able-bodied must be given a special medical examination when they apply for a job. The doctor, naturally, points out in his report that it would be rather strange to have a television interviewer with a bent back who wore a helet all the time. Of course the man doesn't get the job and is advised to accept the limitations of his disability. /\/o, /^r JreygiiS —j ^^4//^o ha.i^icixppe.el I is no hanei/Oi.p ^^j qe//7Xo| a Joh c>j'iih ChS. Uhij J^^'^ J^"^ jo^ pop r/p ^0^& Finance, of course, becomes a major problem. Various groups of compassionate wheelchair users get together and form a registered charities. Twice yearly they hold a collection day and of course there is the annual telethon, and the "Miss Wheelchair Village" quest. Upturned helmets are left in pubs and shops for people to drop their small change into. There is a hearting support for organizations such as "The Society for Understanding the Disabled Able-Bodied." There is talk of founding Special Homes. But then one day it dawns on the able-bodied that there is nothing actually wrong with them, just that society excludes them. They form a union to protect themselves and to campaign against segregation. They argue that if ceilings and doors were raised, there would be___J no problem. But this is, of cours, a foolish suggestion. You cannot deny disability. r Di/Qbillty I started an Arts course last year doing only two first-year subjects, French and Music. This year I am doing two more, English and Philosophy, to complete first-year. Then I will go on full-time. The clubs I joined were 3MU, and the Evangelical Union. It is, of course fun having 'our own little radio show and sif-SaVing the opportunity to talk in the cool style of a DJ over the air. The Evangelical Union is a good organisation to remind me of my faith and to build me stronger in it. I have been given the opportunity to think about how things have been for me as a disabled student. I believe Monash, certainly the faculty I am with and the other places I frequent, is a firstrate caterer for those on wheelchairs. In the library I have been given my very own carrell to use whenever I want, with a nice bright light above, carpeted floor, heating, power point, etc. I can always find someone who is willing tc set me up in the carrell, with my typewriter, all my books, etc., and later it all has to be packed away for me. My electric wheelchair and my portable printer play a big part in making my life at Monash enjoyable. My wheelchair hauls all my books around for me by means of a big white box attached to the back. My typewriter is small enough and quiet enough to take into all my lectures, and I also use it for assignments. Wherever I go with the problem of stairs is solved and I have to be ready well before a tutorial waiting for a lift if I want to be on time. But the problem of slow-moving lifts does not annoy me. The general attitude the students and staff have towards me is really good. If anything people may be a little over-kind, but I feel that I am considered one of the rest and I think this is a good thing. The only problems I have are to do with my attitude towards others. I am perhaps a little too shy and reserved. I try to stick to the rules of Christianity and tune in to what the Holy Ghost is trying to tell me, and I think this has helped my enjoyment of life here and taught me how to experience fully the sights and sounds around me. So life at Monash is enjoyable lor me. J i m Provan LOT' WIFE J the recent inaugural Australi a Games when the 'best under the sun' gathered to take part in more than 20 sports, another important first was also taking place; that of disabled athletes being intergrated into the same competition right from the Opening Ceremony. Athletes from each of the sporting fields marched alongside one .another as fellow competitors Kather that segregated Into 'ablebodied' and 'disabled.' Indeed thei Paraplegic track athletes heralded the arrival of all thg;competitors into the Sports and Entertainment Centre. Over 5 0 disabled athletes from Australia, Germany, Belgium and U.S.A. competed in basketball, swimming, athletics, weightlifting, shooting, bowls and netball. Many of the Paraplegic and Quadraplegic athletes again showed f qualities which had shone at last July's Paralympics in England, as didalso the Blind, Amputee and Special Olympic athletes - many of whom had competed at last June's Disabled Olympics in New York. The Australia Games provided the much needed competition all Australian athletes require; European countries, being closer together, have the advantage of competition which improves an athlete - or team's standards. The Paraplegic and Quadraplegic track and swimming athletes thus greatly benefitted from the week they spent prior to the Games at the Institute of Sport in Canberra. Methods tor training and competing were compared and shared between the different State members. New ideas were discussed in lectures on the mechanics of the various sports. Generally, the same venues were used for the disabled's events as those of the able-bodied athletes. The excitement of competition before a crowd helped the adrenalin pulsate through one and aided in personal best efforts being performed with often dramatic improvements. Amputee, Paraplegic and Quadraplegic athletes are genferally ranked according to their . disablility. This ensures that races are run fairly, since in swimming, for example, it depends upon an athlete's class as to whether or ' not he can use his feet to help with ' starts and turns. Thus an athlete ' with limited leg movement should have some advantage over opponents with no kicking power at all. The Paraplegic swimmers completed their training programs at the Monash pool in the week before the Games. The races were begun with the athletes, myself included, already in the water rather than from the blocks. Therefore it was vital to get as strong a push off from the wall as possible. The deaf swimmers began on the blocks, though, with m e only difference being that some slightly turned their heads to enable them to see the smoke LOT'S WIFE from the starter's gun before" diving-in whilst others waited to feel the vibrations of sound which travelled through the block. Kerrie Engel, a disabled Monash student, was thrilled with her results in the Australia Games. With the home crowd advantage she broke her previous best times by 3 seconds in 100m Freestyle (and broke the old Australian Record), and bettered her 200m Freestyle by 10 seconds, thus setting a new Australian Record, with the times being 1 minute 42 seconds to 1 minute 3 4 seconds and 3 minutes 25 seconds respectively. At Olympic Park, Australian and World Records were also broken by the Paraplegic and Quadraplegic athletes. They used very light wheelchairs of aluminium frames and racing bike type large wheels at the back. The races covered distances of 100m, 200m, 400m and 1500m. For the best streamlined results the athletes sometimes taped their legs together and bent over their legs in varying degrees according to the wind. To propel the wheelchair along the athlete pushed on small wheel rims attached to the centre of the back wheels, sometimes giving the effect of winding the wheelchair up. Just as methods varied in style, so did the actual models of wheelchairs differ with the German and Belgium competitors prefering to also have large front wheels. Tactics were employed to their full extent, with some athletes feeling 'boxed in' and unable to take control of the race. It is only by participating in more competition that athletes can experience such situations and learn how to combat them. The Blind athlete's races were run as time trials, with each athlete competing individually. A megaphone used throughout the race kept the athlete running in as straight a line as possible. The 100m race, for example, was divided up into two sections with one person's voice guiding the athlete from the start until about the 50m mark when another person t o o k over This required the use of two lanes per athlete as is normal for relay events. It was necessary for the athlete to start running first and for him to cross the finish line first for the time to be valid. At the completion of the race the coach led the athlete over to the timekeeper's area. The athletes from the Special Olympics, on the other hand, ran together. However, at the finish line each athlete was 'caught' individually, hugged and congratualted upon his effort, before being taken over to the officals. Consequently, during the Australia Games spectators saw that disabled people are people first and disabled second, and that their dedication to their chosen sport is as strong as their fellow able-bodied athletes. iL;^kr^% U^iffC^ not Di/Qbility But Abilitie/ Ltd edge regarding th« correrie Neale, Resear -.bSmtessoo of disability in learn ng and 3tud ies of Exceptic rial«eftHt»|-en and Director of ti e Krongoljljl«j|reme Jial strategies. Fn m the Centre for Exceptiorlal Childre . ' ^ i n c e f tion of a new degrei in this Ifield, i philosophy, that tal j n t and disat lity are part of everv normal Since the dawn of listor jlp, removed from our ocabuhave been innume ablg e categorisation of people tions of education! iir atiiiibutoo Buch i j i doaf, iMiviauai HRqjjpipiTOpmiwrresgm imiTi'itfy, inni&\m that^'((,> ve prejudge a chjli;!,'!;^ p " h o n o r a ! q f # n versify students to potential on the basis of a sirigle a ! pecifiejCVjaiTijse of •• U| trait, an I refuse entry to ' t h e normal ociaiisation processes, we stifle tieemergenceoftherich underlyir g blueprint of aptitiidesi and dis lositions. We a l s o f ^ extrj nnnnisp. hat this rienrivatiofi ifefe*^'Tfe:frnei others took ip music, art a n d reshape, a n d ^ m e o live by his h a ^ d ^ a p p e d , physically c^satfled, social ajid economic ences vwiich strike at tl science. Whili all agreed t h a t t h e ^^ually impaired. Knt vvledge own synthesis of lea ning, experi foundatlnns of our value one-term dur ation of their studing the way in whic l i V c t ^ ence, and search foi a melodious aps one of the m dentship had Deen enjoyable the hibal conditions affe( ted the harmony of person; I a n d social nt e camples of this chfai most signific int aspect of the M dual's opportunities o move strivings for meaninj in life. the proposal to esta|}l project had b ten the opportunity 1 I explore the enviornr entani Life is a process c f growth and t r g j p r Research into serious disabilities ^( quire the Informatic n bas; development m a iMpnd Mental facilities of the I b l e t o the commu lity fulfilment of what '83' mai ij> the Exhibitien ot ie master k^yrcTn TOCKing IwteSBOeJftr^lation t 4 6 n © 6 Detenout argi _ on Campus, ^ d Art, rshall Reserve, t e ' # i © ' ; e n v i r o m e / H ^ ^ 5 r other thA lepositories of cultL re, and with thej Dportofthecommu f^W and the laboratories and hutS^ibiings. technical knowhowforinc ividuals to becc a Centre for Rese irwi ^the rest of the to interact ^«l>:eclucati|SryyiMr, tor me, Is with SOTdicapping condit ons. As and 'ices to Exceptioi a l u e Student student popi oire^pl^wtiich tKe'individual is befit airacademic institujion, like Childi i.e. all children witH Union and S, re. l e f f f V ^ H l d ^ e d -i nd inducted the I Iniversity, the task 3f comspecllil < londitions affecting hefr group of The organiiaKoi n t g ^ M p ^ ^ expli iration of as batti ig myths and pn judice?"' fjevelj ent and learning, " h u s university studeA^ rned to j w i t A ^ ^ J j f f i as is possible, rega ding people ' /progrj of therapy, spe cific in assisttheirfello jAtas4emial£usi "TuforTf and' extensTlST~S'hc|"feii^ ~copmg"wiIfi djSSCTIty comtiunication systems jkftSwfgdgsble guide i. These men ing academic studfesiefreiits the richmept activities are prov ded tSjkjilirttfre'the sen les and spirit w h i c i iridivi4u|d[s i new directioq to find better wffys for thofee with severe sensory and | l n ^ y ) P r o c e s s a f th s individual's acce stance, OTRortu develp^hental anomalies, tl ose to improve ttle humSat SurrHWW, ri of knowlec ge, and, thus, dep£ ndent >li^v|hd^H while assisting the j j ^ v N u alall cCpe cope abl^'cfiijldren with learning Jiffint^lligentfe manifests it- and t h e ^ z e ^ l f l P H with the frustratii limiting cultfes i^ schoQl^and those g fted a ^ y r i a t l of forms of shar id p ^ ^ j r a ^ M i ^ m e ^ n l n g f u l conditions of the lity. We childreniwho^e^Ljt^tanding abililal:;. mg^ ^t( Ion. have seen vtluntej Searching ties or talents putthem out of step products < if such r e l ^ ^ I ile ^ V ' y ^ ^ ^ V ^ ^ ' ^ ^ * ^ ' ° for library maiterial on tape Miith th.41:. age, peers. These proisi lorffcifflftimindsduii " ' " ^ ' ^ " ^ ^ aie IIle au ina inliliuliui 1" L readings for ptudents withL visual w|>U^ examining a vide ificance of the in dividual, iiiio trtej academic lorT>ains and " ^ M f i c t u a l and ere; itive mpairment. There has been a dtess of disability, i is^tmt; into t l e social syi terns, r^eXtend the horizio is of icerted^lftert to make physical years ago that th i authi store, , Use and tr insmit if9fi on a sessional b jsis, i 3r for t h o ^ f a four-membqr grou noicgy land knowli dg^ impetus to learinc, ^ n p D , waging a ility p r i ems. It ie^ coursp I of this piDcesi r- / ^sm for knowledge, and it we ^r, yof children a critical ai iprei 6 .Tierftes a criticj I their integration int( 1 t h e ' ^ d i s i (|0 in u n d ^ a Jucation w i f ch to' on ^; nosfe/ in relati( |lassroom and comm inity the i b t l e effect^ sir specia r ng of self an( 3 arming of self ^lulllplu UlijciLillilies' 1/ and adaptab abilitVi While jthe emphasis of the ivork werd d e n i ^ ^ a c c e s s to thi i n6rmal of s )eiiiog«ar»d5peed of cohcepfs but along in the ( i n t r e is with primary age char neisr of iS0Gift|pti irf;^ a n d fwork W e ^ a r e i n c l i n e d t o a\tgr how slight 1 childrerl the contact with h j n d were exclued f r o n i B h e /also, ihat i s s i j i i p g i t h o s e t e s presenting to thj reds of schools over the year! has leci use of there is an essenti; I fldhs is a andica Jpind transformed attitudes to the rate ni ition Ihould self-realisation thrc ay proc e s s , | and pace of learning accrodii ig to itii ms w l l ( $ # ^ 7 V 9 ^ e i v 4 d j rnitment to the en ^ u r a £ ing individual patterns of growth We iving for all person use Qh^, have learned to use technolo jy to r, p.ar.h nf us rpna^-i Iv nd and h'l ' tsuiiiuiay liibaiiviiy arid' lU'Di Htfat h e bciimfit ijme rebral imitations, specfftci of talent, or repertolre of compensatory kills community. The of the vvn handicapping c o t j causing! our traditional pei cep- concept 'ing our goals eflected. Monash Uni ' has a proud mei tions of Ihe potential of youtt and lussed not on should now irst university tud€ that othei adulthood to tie drastically alter id. In 'Disability" but organ i z a t i o n i fi 170, a Chair Indifferent cli some of jour projects, young a lults in associatiofis (f active helping ies of disabjl- wen not theli"^ who had known no formal ec uca- relationships h i might tDe termed g access to last :en years h ity and talent, tion bacause of their seyere, "Abilities Ltd page 22 LOT'S WIFE life Por me nt mono/h IHEREIAM The decision to come to Monash was not a simple and straight for me like it rnight have been for some people. I had no real aspciations of becoming an academic, instead what I wanted to do A/as leave school behind after the dreaded HSC year. However be:3ause of circumstances beyond •ny control, I am here. I had every intention after the axams at the end of last year, to out school behind me as far as Dossible. This was alright in theory out in reality I found myself applymg for all these jobs and j e t t m g nowhereOne of the major problems * h i c h I faced was that my range of oossible occupations was limited due to my disability. I have what is <nown as Cerebai Palsy which oasically means that my co-ordination and motor skills such as jvalkmg aren't too crash hot. This meant that 1 wouldn't be suited to any job which required physical dexterity, such as a brickies labourer or even a clerk who is required to do a great deal of writing. Anyway after looking around for a while I finally realised that no job was going to come out of the blue nor was any employer going to |Some knocking on my front door begging for my services, so I decided I had better go back to school, However for me and other disabled students, school is not all aeer and skittles either. For people with disabilities it takes an extra effort to obtain an education. School gets everyone down o » one occasion or another and disabled students have to experience the same feelings on top of all the other difficulties they have to face. For example, people in wheel chairs have limited access to certain buildings around the campus, deaf people can't hear what the lecturers say, other people have limited vision, others simply are unable to write and take notes and yet there are others who have a combination of disabilities. I guess by now you expect me to ask for your donations for the Monash Disabled Students Union or that you should take pity on us. However on the contrary, I don't want you to do either of these things. I guess this is what I expected when I was looking tor a job. t expected someone to take pity on me and employ me. However this benefitted me nothing, instead it made me depressed and frustrated. Instead of your pity 1 ask for your understanding and acceptanct; which is a totally different thing. People who have never had contact with disabled peopl*; before can't comprehend ' tha disabled people have the samt goals as everybody else. Rathei than a mere existence we want tc participate and contribute to the community in which we live, s wouldn't like to think that there was no purpose to my life and that I was just a burden, instead I hope I can help someone else and sc this is why I am here, W i l l i a m Crisp Pam M u s u m e c ) Uheelchoir Rbilitie/ When I was at university I fell out of my wheelchair and broke my leg. For nine weeks I wore a full plaster cast which was propped up in front of me as I sat in my wheelchair. And for nine weeks I experienced what it was to be a non-disabled person! People I met assumed that I was in the wheelchair because of the broken leg, not because I was permanently paralysed, and the way they spoke to me was noticeably different from the way strangers usually respond on meeting me for the first time. There was something about the tone of voice, the assumptions they made, the conversation we had, which was not the same as when they knew me to be a "disabled person." It seems that, for many people, LOT'S WIFE as long as they think a disability is temporary they can handle it. Once they realize it's permanent, they behave as though somehow it affects the core of one's being, makes one subtly "different" from other, "normal people." Perhaps they can imagine themselves with a broken leg, and know thay would be the same as before the injury, but apparently they cannot make the same leap of the imagination for a "real" handicap. The change was very refreshing for me, and I was almost sorry to let the plaster go when the bone had set! Since then I have often thought of having a "cosmetic" plaster cast made, to wear when I go out, so people will go on behaving "as though I were a normal person!" Elizabeth Hastings Uhen 1/ fl Di/Qblecl Per/on Hot fl Di/obled Per/on I don't mean to have a go at the system, but rather to explain the slogan "Rights not Charity." It is a saying that encompasses many of the criticisms hopes and ideals of the Disabled Rights Movement. The following points are not exhaustive but are rather a brief explanation of some of the more important thoughts behind the slogan. First, it suggests a new way of life for many people with disablities. It involves intergration rather than institutionalization and segregation. For the greater part of this century people with disablities have been segreated into special schools, sheltered workshops, and diagnostic treatment groups. With the result that disabled people have been kept out of the view of most people. This has created a feeling of difference between disabled people and the general community. It was not until recently that it was realized that this feeling of difference led to much discrimination against people with disabil ities. Disabled people led the movement for change, by arguing for the Intergration of children with disabilities into the school system, lobbying for independent accomodation with attendant car, group homes in local areas and access to community services rather that special segregated serviecs. raising activities. Some ways charitable institutions raise funds is by tins and plastic dogs in fish and chip shops reminding you of yourobligation to blind babiesand seeking your support for the beauty contests. These ways of raising funds are of course exceedingly patronising and discriminatory - it makes people with disabilities, objects of pity and charity. A far better way, if funds have to be raised by public donation, would be to appeal to peoples sense of community interest e.g. people give money to Olympic competitors because they feel its a legitimate cause. Funding for people with disablities could be undertaken along similar lines. The Disabled Rights Movement do attempt to make charitable institutions more accountable to those who they seek to serve. Groups in the Disabled Rights Movement are however starved of funds and I would urge you if you consider giving money to a worthwhile community interest to direct your funds to the Disabled Rights Movement. It would however, one day be nice, to think that people with disabilities welfare and community services were not dependent on pity and charity but rather were funded by the community so that disabled people could have an equal right to live independently in our society along with all other members of the community. Thirdly, the slogan "Rights not Charity" seeks to change public opinion by confronting the general public with the choice between human rights and charit able discrimination. The slogan is deliberately provocative so as to prompt people to consider issues which confront people with disabilities. In conclusion the slogan "Rights not Charity" has to be seen in the broader context of the fight against segregation. That people with disablities are discriminated against is I think acknowledged and accepted by many people, however, identifying that discrimination is sometimes more easily said than done. A useful test to determine whether a statement discriminates against people with disablities involves looking behind the statement to the attitude, it will discriminate against disabled people. If the attitude expresses ordinary human emotion or rational thought then the statement will probably not discriminate against people with disabilities. The move away from a segregated society involves an acceptance of the need to further the cause of the human rights access and equality of opportunity. Second the slogan postulates a new form of income security and funding of services for people with disabilities. This has a short and long-term objective, the long-term aim involves an understanding that people with disabilities don't need to be served by seperate crusty old charitable institutions. All the functions of these institutions can be carried on by other groups in the community. Education of people with disabilities could for example, be undertaken by decentralizing funding and services to the school system. Education department and Universities. Such a system would have the advantage of being closer and hence more responsive to the people who use such services. It would also be far less segrative. This aim is however some way off. A more imediate or short-term aim is to make these Institutions fund raising activities more accountable to people who use their Glenn Patmore service. Currently charitable ins- Monash Disabled Students titutions are funded by the GovUnion ernment and their own fund i^^X^S Concern For Space Editors, White the iayout and presentation of Lot's Wife this year is undoubtedly professional looking, I feel it is both un^ nesessary and incorrect for a student newspaper to dispense with any sort of economy in production. While a seperate page for each article looks impressive, it represents an enormous waste of space and, therefore, students' money. The last edition of Lot's Wife could easily have been condensed to the size of last year's editions. Consequently, the editors have not kept their promise to increase the volume of the paper. Secondly, I believe that the limit of two hundred and fifty words on letters is inadequate toaccomodate the need to fully explicate objections to issues of amore complex or controversial nature. Gail Hubble trwrrfc^ ir^'l^s '^^ZT^^Jl'^Orr,, •n es to G/r t^s o/ • 0^'°>' "^^"'^losf^*' ," 0«''na»»^**^!l6toe«y"' O^^^^'AAV ay^noe^>'^s , Out « " " ' o t'^"^'eiy ''"ea„s ,6>»^ at® «** „rt\e "w.tXs*- a»*** «<^»^^ J t V)OV _,ie W^"" pto^°*,est°' «uc- ^ o itV- .»'*S>*'^'''IP' ««*ro*»*":xw»»^nod«* ,V« ioo-/„l°''a/ DZ^^^ a ^hi,chl ea anal ^^^%<V'^^o^-l*!*^ ^^ '^ ''^as,On Why! e/e, /S'sV'''°S.^-' ^?*«'Wc,..t°> & / o , , . - r s , ^ife (th. T^ir^e,•'eas ac/t a i d ' ' ' « ' » '^^^eW co«^*: A^.lt**'^ we* Y\a* p\»<^"'^Xjo**" , •^'l^uXU'tndUS^rt X,s\n' ,ec" touV f*^'».:9«"^*:,>^*:«v»»* aV^^'*" I. . "^as, ^^"^^ZS^/^^^^ ^-acCl.^'ea r / o ^ S ' ^ ' ' - ' " fs, 'e/7f, h^lty '^ '"9ht, Krto- the the, ^e/lfs. \ »pP' ,c» at's th, Tf^'s? proii^.'^'toZT '>- WM °*°:ov.\«' --sr-^-s^ v"° xW»' ''e n=-'^°'"en,„ ^ffce / " o • '"tf/-, flape;"'®'"s. , ''^9'Vo.^^''am„"^''era,;:'=' a/Y-, ^'^ous^ Page ^^^Ore^''^e ituati^^Phic. '^''^aa t , . (ftf, ^ " " c e - C^t^J' "o, fasbesf^ote: '"'-'^^^.^not So^J," ^cy ^'^ °^tfer ^^"^ fo'^' ' " e / I 'heaJ'^^cti "•^'V.'s:, ^^m^s' 0.e.o:Me.ca..n.ercour^ ^^---S^^c^^ --"\fTaranaudac-.ousperst nacular,la"Ti<» ^ mnnicel in general and a o ^^^ narticulaf' **l° „ writing to peo^p^he does ""V.ke George Best spel^-^°^L'"andw'oenioys_pro-' perendd'n9^\roUr';i"g"Msideotn;Vl ";„iiw nnthe upper iia ^,th srstr---^'''" writing to you- page 24 upyourgorbels, LOT'S WIFE unless you have considered reconciliation under the guidance of a marriage counsellor. How much is it going to cost me? Purely for a divorce where there are no children under the age of 18 involved, the approximate cost is $400.00. Where there are children under the age of 18 involved the approximate cost is $480.00. These costs include the Family Court's fee of $125.00 and a process server's fee of approximately $25.00. These figures are correct as at March 1st, 1985. egg What happens when people divorce? Divorce is the legal end to a marriage. The Family Court of Australia grants a divorce by an order l<nown as a "Decree of Dissolution of Marriage" upon an application of one of the parties to the marriage. The Dissolution of the marriage is made by the Court in two stages. Firstly, a "Decree Nisi" which releases the parties from their marital obligations but does not allow them to remarry. Secondly, one month later, the automatic granting of a "Decree Absolute" unless one of the parties appeals against the granting of the Decree Nisi in the meantime. Once the Decree Absolute has been granted, the parties are free to remarry. Does one of us have to sue the other? No; you make application to the Family Court. What sort of reasons do I need to get a divorce? These days, the sole ground on which you can apply for a divorce is that the marriage has irretrievably broken down. This can only be established if the Court is satisfied that you have been separated from your spouse for a period of at least twelve months before you make your application to the Court. Does one of us have to be at fault before the court will grant a divorce? No. Fault is irrelevant to the granting of the divorce. However, the behaviour of the parties may be relevant to other matters, such as custody. What happens if only one of us wants a divorce? If the Court is satisfied that one of you made a conscious decision to end the marriage and that since then you have lived separatelyfor twelve months it will grant the divorce. Does it matter how long I have been married? Yes. If you have been married for less than two years you cannot make your divorce application L O T ' S W I F E * 4 for a divorce . prepare the documents that have to be produced in court . gather the evidence that will be required by the Court . advise you what to do about custody . advise you what to do about maintenance . help you oppose an application made by your spouse, e.g. for maintenance or custody of the children. What will happen to my children? One of the parents will usually be granted custody of the children. This means that he or she will make the decisions concerning the children. finish every one — otherwise you take the risk of your infection returning. On the other hand, there is virtually no role for antibiotics in illnesses due to VIRUSES. Most sore throats are caused by viral infection, and the body's own defence system is usually enough to fight these viruses. Antibiotics do not help in viral sore throats. In fact, they can make things worse by destroying the body's own "good" bacteria, and so allow overgrowth of nastier, more resistant organisms. In addition, widespread overuse of antibiotics is responsible for the formation of new, highly resistant bacteria, such as M.R.S.A., or "Golden Staph" which has caused major problems in Melbourne hospitals. Aphrodisiac sources How is custody of the children decided? Generally, if you both agree about which of you will have custody, the Court will go along with it. In case of dispute, the Court decides which of you is best able to care for the children. If there is dispute over the children, it is wise to talk to a solicitor immediately. He will advise you on the best course of action. The longer a child remains with a parent, the more likely it is that the Court will grant that parent custody. Contrary to the popular habit of using ground rhinoceros horn to increase the libido, many Chinese men prefer such exotic sources as dragonflies, deer's penis and monkey brains as their aphrodisiacs. On the other hand, Indians go for goat bile and rabbit penis. The Gujeratis of Northern India however, remain faithful to the rhino horns, as well as using it for other purposes including reducing fever and treating coughs, colds and headaches. Dracula had a medical problem If I don't get custody, does this mean I won't see the children? The parent who does not have custody is usually granted the right to keep in contact with the children. This is known as access. You and your spouse may agree on the times of access. If not, the Court decides how often and for how long. What happens if one of the children wants to live with a particular parent? If a child is over 14 the Court will take account of the child's wishes. If I don't get custody of the children will I still have to pay for their keep? Both parents are responsible for the maintenance of their children until the age of 18, and sometimes when they are continuing in education over the age of 18. You are each responsible according to your income and ability to maintain the children. This means that the parent who has not got custody of the children makes a payment to the parent with custody. Will I have to maintain my spouse? This depends on the circumstances of both of you. The Court takes into account . the living standard of you both . your ability to make payments . your age and health . the length of time you were married as well as other related matters. How can a solicitor help me? A solicitor can — . take the necessary steps to apply by Jeffrey Lef kovits Stomach Ballon A Sydney doctor has patented a device to help people lose weight by eating less. The device is a - "balloon" that fits into the stomach. Wien it is inflated, it makes the stomach feel partially full — so the person eats less. The new device, if successful is expected to greatly reduce the need for surgical procedures to help lose weight, such as the stomach stapling operation. Undies too tight? Tight-fitting athletic underpants may actually cause a decrease in the sperm count of the men who wear them. This is related to the fact that the testicles are situated outside the abdominal cavity (where it is relatively cooler) because sperm production is most efficient at 35°C - 2''C lower than internal body temperatures. The restriction caused by tight underpants can increase scrotal temperatures enough to actually inhibit sperm production. A Canadian professor of chemistry claims that vampires and werewolves may have suffered from a rare blood disorder - iron-deficiency prophyria. This disease can cause the skin to become very sensitive to light, so that the sufferers would only venture out after dark. And, as the disease is blood-related, the drinking of blood could have been an instinctive attempt to overcome the faulty biochemistry. Furthermore, side-effects of porophyria include a hairy appearance and a tightening of the gums which could cause long, protruding teeth. Finally, a substance which aggravates the condition just happens to be garlic, and may even be fatal to sufferers. M.C. DRIVING SCHOOL Antibiotics in a nutshell Antibiotics are a special group of drugs, used to help the body fight infections caused by BACTERIA specifically. Such urinary tract infections and skin wound infections. They are very effective in helping cure these illnesses, and if you are ever given a course of antibiotics, you should O V E R 25 Y E A R S EXPERIENCE Bankcird accapted Student Discount Special: half price for first six lessons. 25 lj^<rt^ Careers THE USE OF A DEGREE Although some students doing generalist degrees will still limit their thinking about careers — to obtaining employment in their field, it is no longer unfashionable to regard not just Arts degrees as generalist, but some degrees in Science and Economics as well. Even Engineering and Law graduates through change of preference, or force of circumstance, may find themselves in this position as well. A common reaction to a shortage of opportunities in a given field, is to believe that obtaining a degree has been wasted effort. These impressions find reinforcement in certain secitons of the media that delight in publicizing stories of graduates working "out of their field or being under utilized, like lawyers driving taxis, or engineers working in fast food chains. So students do have to ask why they have subjected themselves to the discipline of developing familiarity with a complex and rapidly developing field of knowledge, if there is little hope of using the knowledge so gained in earning a living. In the course of acquiring a degree, students usually see themselves amassing information, and even, particularly if they got into honours or higher degrees, to be drawing conclusions from, or even critical, of information. The information content of studies looms larger in a student's mind and so we hear a lament, how will this stuff be of any use to us? It's not practical enough. It's too theoretical. Of course, great chunks of information, of theory, carefully learned, evaluated, understood, are never used again as such, but in complaining about irrelevancy, important benefits are frequently overlooked. In this era of electronic processing of information almost any information has only temporary value. Ephemeral, transient but seldom lasting or immutable. It is processess involved in acquiring information that provide the lasting page 26 benefits upon which most of us develop our careers. The prolonged and rigorous study of a substantial topic, the enhancement of one's capacity for analysis, comparison, argument, for forming opinion and making decisions, this is what proves, with the benefit of hindsight, to be the real worth of a degree to a graduate. It is these qualities expected in graduates by employers that lead them to recruit graduates for their management potential, whether these employers be manufacturers, providers of service, information processors, banks, insurance companies or resource based. And they recognize that their graduate recruits will need the mental capacity to cope with the issues of the 21st century: environmental, social, political, technological, financial and others that we are as yet unable to define. One thing Is certain, by the year 2000, when most of to-day's graduates have been in the workforce for at least a decade, the problems of 1985 will seem far simpler and less demanding. A degree may be seen as providing an educational foundation for further development of knowledge and wisdom rather than a vocationally specific meal ticket. It may even be necessary to add immediately to a generalist degree more saleable skills. This is why, for many graduates, their first year after graduation will involve them in diploma studies in such fields as Education, Secretarial Studies, Librarianship, or Con puting to mention a few of the more common alternatives. mocor nnaCtePG THEDATSUN 180B In 1972 Datsun released its successor to the 1600, the 180B. The 180B is a fine overall car. It is spacious (especially for tall drivers), economical, powerful, has lots of torque and it handles well (aided by live rear suspension). The 180B can be had in two door (usually the SSS), four door and station wagon variants. Just by looking around on your way home tonight you will be able to see how well the 180B sold. Over its four year lifespan it was the biggest seili.ig car in its class, and from my experience of it and others in its class, deservedly so. Thanks largely to this abundance, a 180B can be bought for between SI ,500 and v\r^\ $4,500 from a dealer (as mentioned in the last issue there are cheaper ones around). My test car was courtesy of myself, this in itself showing my high opinion of the car. I paid $1,500 for it from an auction room (Wlidtown Auto Auctions) and have now found out it worth to be $3,000 on the open market. On dry sealed roads they understeer quite strongly, but on any other sort of surface they oversteer. If you are experiencing understeer, just ease off the power and the car gently switches to oversteer and tucks back into line. With a top speed in excess of IBOkmh and economy between 8 1/100km to 12 1/IOOkm and adequate "get up and go" a 1808 would not leave you wanting too much more. The Interior is fairly good, if a bit gaudy in some aspects. Bucket seats are standard on all models, these seats are pretty good for a car of this age, other items however are sparse. There is no centre console, tacho, rear window demister and no left hand mirror. But what can you expect on a car of this price range? My only incurable com plaint is the size of the rear pillars, they are enormous and make driving difficult without a left hand mirror. These cars are extremely reliable and will cost very little to keep going. The only general problem area is with the gearbox/clutch operation. There can be a clutch squeal when the pedal Is pushed down and there may be a crunch when changing from third to second. T^e later of these indicates a weak synchronism and shows a car which has been driven hard. Don't buy the car if this happens Also look for panel damage as these cars have been a bit on the accident prone side of things. IBOB's (B is shcrt for Bluebird the name now on one of its successors) are good cars and don't let their looks or myriad of knockers (who undoubtedly have never driven one) deceive you of this fact. * If anybody has any comments to make about the "roughed u p " corners joining Ring Roads South and West drop a line to Lot's Wife. I believe they are dangerous and will be even more so when the roads are wet. If we can get an opinion we can try to get this mess sorted out. * Perth driver Mike Thackwell won the first round of the European formula 3,000 championship at Silverstone on the 24th March. The win is important to Thackwell who has been trying enter Formula one for anumberof years. Another good season should see him with a regular driver next year. THESIS TYPING Wheelers Hill ^ ^ 561 4746 SEVEN DAYS A WEEK SPORTING GOODS Sport Swap Secondhand Sports Gear You can find new and used sports gear at this shop. Football boots sell for $5 - $15. A used Wilson tennis racket sells for about $40. New tennis wear from liquidation stock with the brand name 'Fitness' sells for under half price. You can find new and used hockey sticks, cricket bats, tracksuits, skiparkers and ski gear. You can also sell your old sports gear. Cash or cheques. 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Rates competitive and negotiable ANN COURT SECRETARIAT 6 ANN COURT, ASPENDALE 580 6424 ( 24 hours ) LOT'S WIFE 4-?jHr>^ advance rent, just for starters. But the situation is not all bleak. The Tenancies Tribunal has supported the notion that if you had NO SPECIFIC AGREEMENT allowing the owner to increase the rent, then there can be no increase without YOUR CONSENT. iCenanou By Luisa Bazzani What rights do you have when it comes to crucial matters concerning your lease (and you!) during it's lifetime? What say do you have about the rent being increased? What about your privacy? Security? When can landlord w/alk in to inspect "his" place? At his or her own will? For any tenant, security means being able to live in a rented home without fear or unreasonable eviction. In Victoria the Liberal Party's Residential Tenancies Act manages to contain just enough loopholes to ensure that your "security" depends largely upon your landlord's goodwill. Take, for example, the case of rent increase. The Act contains no provision for rent control. Your landlord can demand any rent he or she feels like, usually a security deposit (bond) and one months HOWUO YOUSOLVK YOUR PROBLEMS'.' Ever had :i personal problem that has been severe enough for you to contemplate professional assistance? Ever made an appointment with a psychologist or psychiatrist and then not kept it? We are conducting research on why people seek or even jusi contemplate professional help but do not use it. If you are such a person aiid are willing to be interviewed please contact S. Failla on 541 3968 (Monash Psych. Department) Be careful, though: most leases started after November 1981 contain a provision allowing the owner to increase the rent. If you signed the lease document, and this was part of the agreement (i.e. within the document) then you're bound by it. If you won't pay the mcrease, the owner can then, and probably will, serve you with a sixmonth notice to vacate. You are NOT in arrears by not paying the increase in these circumstances. If there's talk of the rent going up, and you're sure your landlord is entitled to seek the increase, make sure you're given 60 days written notice of the increase. As it is, landlords can increase the rent however much they like but the rent cannot be increased at intervals of less than six months. Unfortunately, there's little or nothing you can do about rent control. But if you feel the increase is unfair, then the rent can be assessed by an INDEPENDENT VALUER (the Residential Tenancies Bureau). Write to them about the increase, and If their report back to you is favourable, tell your landlord about it. If he or she says, "who cares"? take it to a hearing at the Tribunal. (The Bureau will help you with this). So you pay the rent, you pay the f/vrr/^g^ increase, a strangers got one month's rent in a trust account you know nothing about, and you're secure. Right? Wrong! WORD-TEX Word Processing Bureau The RTA (I hope you're starting to hate this act by now) actually defines a landlord's RIGHT TO ENTER only 24 hours after he or she gives you written notice of the intention to do so. Whilst one part of the Act (S.92) specifies that a •landlord should take all "reasonable steps" to ensure the Tenant's "quiet enjoyment" of the home, three sections later, the landlord can step in (literally) when he or she feels like it. Theses , reports , multiple copies. Professionally produced on WANG word processor. 531 4803 Pickup and delivery available. "Approved" reasons under the law include: when notice has been given by either of you and prospective new tenants want to take a look; when the premises are being sold; for repairs and other landlord's duties; for valuation; if he or she believes that you have not complied with any part of the law (and there's a good reason for believing so) and, finally, a landlord can just come in for a "general inspect i o n " once every six months. Just to take a look at what you're getting up to. =^ Buy a Big Mac. get 2 Cheeseburgers FREE McDonald's Cbyton. Cm Danitennng Raid unil Greia Sircci. jnd you will iei:«ivc iwo dclk'ii'Uh Cltee»tiui|eu absduiely FREE Willi jny piiichase .if a BIG MAC. Vilid only ui So much for quiet enjoyment!!! McDonald's. 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THCD BICC mExiCHn cnnTinn AUTHENTIC MEXICAN DINING WE CATER FOR GROUP BOOKINGS COMPLETE TAKE-AWAY SERVICE ORDER BY PHONE OR STOP IN DB" OPEN 7 NIGHTS A WEEK FROM 6 P.M. 544 9841 lESODANDENONGRD.. OAKLEIGH liiiwEEn txnTTOii t Himriiieiuiti mi \ Present Student I.D. Card for 20% Discount When Dining in the Restaurant with a friend SUNDAY-THURSDAY. OAKLEIGH ONLY ALSO FRIDAY LUNCH: 1 2 . 0 0 - 2 . 0 0 . LOT'S WIFE B.Y.O. ssssseessssseeeessssesss U A.B.C. A a C . A.B.C. A.B.C. A.B.C. A,BC. ARC. AEC. ARC. > <! . ,-<7v<;:>^ p U DRIVING SCHOOL Manual or Automatic Cars. We call at University or Home. Professional Instruction STUDENT DISCOUNT s 7624111 2 HEAD OFFICE : 9 Huxley Court , Bayswater 3153, <; AB.C. AB.C. AB.C. ARC. ARC. ARC. A R C . ARC. ARC. P page 27 ^^^kr^% k%^'fk> 'mmms ewms Now that Easter is over, Activities comes bacl< with more events than ever. Between now and the end of term we have two Union Nights, Lunchtime Concerts and film screenings. Thursday 24th of March is the date of our next big Union Night. The stars of the show musically are the "Spainards," a band that have made a big name for themselves around the pubs. The Union Night also features Austentafious, the first of the new breed of Australian comedians, his first single "Australiana" went ail the way t o number one. Of course there will be a iot more happening as well, so come along. The number of enquiries we have had about this Union Night has been staggering. The doors open at 8.00 p.m., so be early and don't miss out. We do have a B.Y.O. licence, but remember no glass. For further details watch the Daily News and look around for posters. Looking forward to the last week of term, there's a lot happening so get those essays and assignments out of the way and start enjoying yourself. On Tuesday May 7th, we have another in our series of Lunch Time Concerts. They are free so just wander into the Upstairs Foyer at lunchtime and let "Beggarman Thief" entertain you. On Thursday May 9th, we have our traditional End of Term Union Night. This is always a big night and this year's promises to be bigger than ever when we have the "Saints" headlining. Just to wet your appetites for the rest of the year, we have the top international and Australian bands "General Public" and "Goanna," both appearing early in second term. For more details keep checking the Daily News or come down t o M.A.S. and ask us personally. Alistair Waters Activities Chairperson eteciioNS DEIMOCRATS CALL FOR FAIR ELECTiON CONDUCT At a meeting to discuss the forthcoming M.A.S. elections, the Australian Democrats agreed to adopt a code of ethics pertaining to the conduct of election participants during the campaign. This was decided in response to the appalling level of "foul play" that marred last September's M.A.S. elections. The text of this code reads: 1. We will not deface or remove any campaigning material which has been posted by any person during the course of the elections; 2. We will not place ourown campaigning material over anyone else's; 3. We will be responsible for the removal of our own material at the close of the elections. The Australian Democrats hold that all candidates have the right to express their views. People who have spent time and energy preparing and posting their advertising materials should not suffer the ignominy of having their materials prematurely removed. We therefore call upon our supporters and those of other contesting groups to adopt these standards, so the elections will run smooth and is fair and democratic. Christopher Sexton President Australian Democrats Club " N O M I N A T I O N OF UNDERGRADUATE AND GRADUATE STUDENT REPRESENTATIVES ON ECOPS FACULTY BOARD Nominations have been called for three undergraduate representatives and one graduate representative on the Board of the Faculty of Economics and Politics for a term expiring on 30th April, 1986. Nomination forms may be obtained from the faculty office, second floor, Menzies building. Nominations must be forwarded to the faculty office by 12 noon on 12th April, 1985. The nominator, seconder and nominee for the undergraduate representatives must be students enrolled for the degree of Bachelor of Economics and the nominator, seconder and nominee for t h e graduate student representative must be enrolled for one of the graduate courses taught by the faculty. If the number of nominations exceeds the numberof representatives required,an election will be held on 23rd and 24th April at the faculty office." 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DEADLINES STUDENT DISCOUNT JAMES J E N N I N G S OPTIC ARE Est. 1860 NmHOOl MET WITHOUT C O M P U T E K vStuPENT^ INCLUDE T H E N O T T T IN T H E I R "&0 T o " Roo-riNES Cnr Femtree GuUy & Gardiners Road NOTTING HILL FUSS. Reasonable rates for all thesis, essay or personal requirements. TWILBY DUNNE PTY. LTD. Suite 18, Ground Floor, 431 St. Kilda Rd., Melbourne 3004 Phone Rhondda King on 267 71 70 for quote or information. ^^^v•^^v•^'^>^>^'^•'^ LOT'S WIFE ^,^^i[rt^ (.v^/^e- / ^ol^'^ ^ VITAL 5TATiST!C5\^ ' ^%7 im44mmiiii44iiiimt • £444444444tm44mam; 4 P 4 1* :• \v r i 1 ~- • I ^444444444444444444444Jf J444444444444444444444. Vital Statistics - from Ian Thomas, your Club Liaison Officer. WELCOME Are you aware that we now have over 150 clubs to choose from, being broadly selected from political, social, cultural and academic backgrounds. Sports and Recreation must have over fifty active sporting clubs and the demand for new clubs is ever increasing each week in both departments. If you are not aware of the Clubs and Societies department (C & S), then you are surely not aware that this is where a lot of your Union Fee comes to fruition. In joining a club, most people find a development in their well being, communication skills and friendships. If you weren't lucky enough to form life-long ties with yourf riends at school then University may be the place to begin. Clubs and Societies is a doorway to many activities - and thousands of students. THE OFFICE Drop in to our office and we will provide you with a list of all our clubs, and if you decide that their aims are suitable for you we will give you contact numbers for the various committees and an idea of what the club does. Alternatively, you can leave a message in the club letterboxes (located at rear of the Union Desk), and I'm sure that someone will ring you. If you are having difficulty contacting a club, just let us know and we'll see what we can do. RENOVATIONS At present, the C & S office is udergoing development; this means more convenience for both staff and stu dents. The scope of what can be accomplished has increased and this is exciting. There will be a typLOT' S WIFE ing area specifically designed for clubs to discuss what they are doing without disturbing others. Lay-out facilities have been included, so that all those awkward poster and magazine faults can be ironed, and we can heipl EQUIPMENT I have currently purchased an electric typewritter, guilotine, and letragraphix typesetter for clubs' direct use. These will be booked through the office, and workable systems will be devised when the office is back to normal. Letraset is readily available to - of course it saves us a lot of trouble if you see me regarding these things, too let me know when you'll require them etc. The Union has purchased a badgemaking machine which may be hired from John Ould (Building Services Office). Badge parts can be purchased from the Union Desk. If you want help with your artwork and printing advice come and see me - well in advance. GAMES HIRE Clubs and Societies still offers games hire to clubs; we know that even University Students need occupational therapy (especially as winter draws near). One of the latest editions to this is Trivial Pursuit. Pictured below, the game passes the time, and so far as trivia is educational, this provides excellent schooling. It has proved so popular that I will order another one, as well as updating our depleted stock - any suggestions? Speak to the office about borrowing these items!!!! COUNCIL M E E T I N G April 17fh at 1.00 pm, H5. Compulsory attendance by a delegate is necessary or your clubs' funding will be cut by 50% - drastic isn't it! But don't forget that the success of C & S is its broad base. We need your ideas and your vote on basic issues this is vitally important. Submit all your new office laearers' lists as soon as possible (so that we have the right delegate down on the lists for the meeting), and send your delegate with an ID card - preferably his! AGENDAS Now that we can have executive meetings once a fortnight, the executive decided to close the agenda on the Thursday before each meeting. Don't forget to have your correspondence, grant forms and enquiries straightened out before that date!!! If you are confused, don't hesitate to come up to the office. CLUB FINANCES Watch them carefully! Make careful reference to club expenditure and 'minute' everything! If you're having difficulties, the best thing to do is consult the C & S Manual. If you've done that and still have a mess to cope with see us as soon as the matter arises. A careful committee will always work well in advance and clear the problem up early. ANYWAY stay tuned to this page, check your letter boxes, join your clubs, ask your questions and have fun (my analyst tells me it's very important). Don't forget that one avenue of advertising your club is on this page - s o g e too it and write. Ian Thomas Club Liaslon OMicer (C.L.O.) \d i44444444444444iiiiim •^fc,^^ 'r»m. v^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^Y^ i •^39629^ 4?^tHr> i^fc^ T y e I bftlinO W WfiLL Ihose of you tfiat venture over the wall that surrounds West Berlin, will probably never go back. One trip there will make you realise that George Onwell's "1984" does exist. It is an exhibition of a repressive envi onment that few Westerners know. The first thing that will strike you is that visually, everything is so grey, giving the city a depressing nature. There is old-rubble and the bullet holesfrom World War II that haven't been filled. Everything takes on a wartime atmosphere. Attercoming in from West Berlin a flourishing "Western" city these visual images really strike you. The strangest thing is the lack of billboards and colourful advertising. The only advertising that exists is in the form of propaganda. Youth is the main topic and you will see scattered posters of teenagers who have received medals for their dedication to the party. People's lifestyle is controlled and predestined. Internal and Eastern bloc political news dominates the newspapers. Western news occupied less than half a page in one paper I looked at. page 30^ Television focuses on Eastern bloc politics. The East Berlinors can pick up Western T.V. from West Berlin with the typical American soapies like Dallas. Most people watch these channels but they are not allowed to talk about them. Education is for everyone - as long as they display a dedication to the political philosophy, or just keep their mouth shut. Even foreign students study at their universities - as long as they are communists. Thorough Politicization begins from childhood. Parents place their pre-teenage children in youth groups where they learn the principles of socialism and communism because, "it is good for their record." Posters on trains state "children that read and speak Russian please their teachers." Since 1945 they have lost their cultural identity. East Germans are recognised as distinct in behaviourfrom West Germans. Russian is East Germany's second language because it is its closest ally. East Germany's production and resources are drained out and sent to Russia, mostly under claim that East Germany still owes wartime reparations. This puppet role appears to be moderating. The grumbles are sounding in the ears of the Kremlin. It is not at the pitch of Solidarity but it is still defiance. 1984 saw a quasi - detente created between East and West Germany much to the disapproval of the Kremlin. There is a resounding realization in Eastern Europe of the need for links with the West because of economic reality. Subsequently a $330 million dollar (D.M. 950m) West German loan was granted. The Kremlin may disapprove but it is the likes of Czechoslovakia in 1968 that will bring the tanks rolling in. So what is it like for a tourist? The sinister side of " 1 9 8 4 " can be found there. For the tourist, this is the biggest trap. Government agents approach tourists to exchange Western currency for East German because the offical rate is at least four times less. Heavy penalties ensue. As soon as you enter the place a feeling of government lawlessness envelopes you. You are in a precarious postition. Just taking a photo of a soldier can constitute espionage and twenty-five years in prison. If they feel like strip searching you at a crossing point to West Berlin they will. You feel frustrated and angry because it is the first time you realise you have no protection from your own country. Consequently many people disappear after entering East Berlin. East Berlin gives the impression of a city under military coup. One in five people is a soldier of policeman. One East Berliner said this show of strength was to ensure everthing runs smoothly in their showcase to the West. Unfortunately it creates fear in the untrained Western eye. The cold, pre-meditated world that exists behind the wall is something to be experienced and something that will haunt you. Unfortunately, all that is written here is bad, I found nothing good or anything I would want to replicate in this society. Every person who has been there has felt the fear and unease of people watching them. I felt this too. " 1 9 8 4 " DOES EXIST. by Nadya Vecchiet LOT'S WIFE 4^^Hr>v i I hen you were at Melbourne University In 1 9 8 3 you were called the "Pinko In the Pulpit." Were you talking about 'leftist' issues just to gain attention? No, I was just being John Smith. I'm a very complex person. Yesterday I was listening to SCR and there was a lady giving a report on the struggle for liberation in Nicaragua and El Salvador. It hurt me, because I feel I supported the movements she was supporting (in this case the government in Nicaragua and the FDLM in El Salvador). But, every second word was filled with extreme MarxistLennist jargon. It was all about the 'people's liberation' and assorted subjects. Now I am utterly against the Reagan s of this world, but I am also aware that native people in a village in Nicaragua can hardly be said to be really in control of their own destiny and freely developing their own liberation in the high falutant terms that lady was using. It's bullshit. They're mostly village people caught between the pressure of leftist and right-wing forces, who basically are quite ready to inflict quite painful consequences on any villager that doesn't admit to their particular directions. Along with this I'll be called a pinko because I'll take a stand on some things that the moral right never consider. It's extraordinary to me that a group who call themselves pro-life in regards to abortion, will be pro-armaments, pro-building up the weapons of madness, and pro-militarist solutions to the world's problems. If you want to stop ComI munism in Central America there is another answer: stop the rampant inhumanity, brutality, and the greed of unrestrained capitalism. As one man said years ago, "If you put a lion and a lamb in the same paddock with equal rights, you have what is called a 'free enterprise system.' The outcome for the lamb is quite clearly pre-decided." I don't stir the way I do to win support from the left on campus. I say the things I say because they are the perogatives of true biblical Christians to say. It ought to be the Christians who speak out against the manipulation of others. That is the reason I take the stand I do. My heart beats with great pain with many of the most radical students at university but when you call me a 'Pinko' be careful, because I believe that I would be, if holding to a truly biblical position, a threat to all political groups on campus, the right and left. I believe the Christian message is a third way but far too often the Christian church has been a mindless supporter of either of the two existing ways. What is the church's place in the world? The church's place in the world is two-fold. It's prophetic and LOT'S WIFE serving. The prophetic aspect is an aspect that calls for, in one sense, a 'sword in the hand' to challenge the state of the world, and the shape of society. To come with a measure of anget and protest against that which is not right. It comes to declare rather than discuss. The prophetic message comes saying "God has declared that judgement is written across the injustice, the manipulation, the sinfulness of the society we've established to protect our own interests." The other role of the church is that of putting an apron on and serving, That is a role that demands listening and being sens i t i v e to where people are. Of listening to their pain, their aspirations and fears. :SS What then is the message? Christian It is a message of freedom and liberation. There are many things that Christianity liberates you from, but the ultimate thing that Christianity liberates you from is bondage. The bondage which results from removing ourselves from the liberating love of God the only one who can make sense of the universe. Now from a Christian point of view, we claim that at the centre of this bondage is the old fashioned term that we used to call sin. Loosely you would call it selfcentredness, egoism of the wrong sort, and it puts us constantly under bondage: the more we seek, the less we seem to be satisfied. The trouble with so many socalled 'liberationists' today is that they say "We've come to set you free," but in actual fact they come to bring you under obeidence to them and when you are freed from the other, they then simply put you under another form of bondage, this time to them. They're no less self-seeking than the group of overlords you had before. If the one who is calling you to do something is, in his aims toward you and his understanding of you, complete, then to take his advice would be very wise. What we are saying is: there is One in the universe who calls us to obey Him. This otaedience is a liberating obedience. If God is as Jesus presents Him to be then His calling us to obedience is not so that He may simply dominate us and make us live out some form of servile relationship. We must come to a point where we see God as O ne who loves us. One who, as shown in the life and death of Christ, gives. God's essential nature is to love. When we come into a relationship with Christ and know God's forgiveness, our relationship with others remarkably changes. One finds the joy of self-sacrafice. The Gospel is saying that liberation is about being able to live for those around us. The freedom we're talking about is not just freedom from some- i/^'fi> thing, it's freedom to operate to the end for which we've been created: "to care for one another." Would you agree with Ian Sinclair's comments that it is a pity that Bob Hawke is an atheist? I think it is a great pity that Sinclair should say it. If I had the public record as questionable as hisis, Ithinkif I really loved God I'd keep my mouth shut! My second comment would be Bullshit. The National party serves its constit'jents. I haven't noticed amongst the land owners of this country any generally profound commitment to any real God or Christian faith. Most of them live fortheirholdings, their farms, their prestige, whatever. I think for any party to claim it that it is essentially a 'party for God' while it ministers for a society that is basically tor the dollar is talking nonsense. I think that Bobby Hawke has brought a lot of good into governing since he's come into power and I Ijke Bob in many ways. I think he could do much for the country as a PM without being a Christian but I do believe that Australia is in tremendous need of a spiritual foundation. I believe that Solzhenitsyn to the right and Archbishop Romero (who was martyred during mass by a right-wing death squad) to the left, both would say, from the quite different political positions, that ultimately the meaning of life is spiritual growth not personal pleasure. Solzhenitsyn stated this and I believe he's right In that case, for Bob to see himself in Messianic proportions could be very dangerous. For him to lead us into a period where the answers are all materialistic and political could be very dangerous. If it is true that we exist not for personal pleasure but for spiritual growth then we have a Prime Minister who hasn't got Buckley's chance of leading us into that which we essentially need as a nation. That's not a question of left or right, for there are men on both left and right who maintain that there are deeper issues, that the dollar Is not the ultimate question. If Bob Hawke added to what he has got, the strength of knowing who he is, in the ultimate sense he would be a better PM. But I'm struggling with what I think about Bob because I think he has forsaken, to me, the justice issue, for the Latin-American peasants and the East Timorese. Bob, who once talked about the underpriviliged a great deal, has forsaken that for continual survival as a Prime Minsiter. I can understand why many of those to the left, on university campuses, see him as more of an enemy than a friend. However, even without expressing any faith, Bob Hawke does sometimes show some very Christian responses to things. He's honest enough to say that much of the best of his sense of humanity comes from the theology of his father, Rev. Clem Hawke. Bob says that his father taught him that the 'Brotherhood of man' is a doctrine directly related to the Fatherhood of God. I think students should think about this; not as a bit of soft-headedness for his love of his Dad, but that if there is a God, who has fathered the human race then the direct result of this is, if God is the Father then we should be brothers and sisters. What about the future? I don't believe the real problems of the 70's have been answered. I don't believe a PM who is more friendly toward the middle of the road is going to solve the problems of broken relationships, out of which comes drug addiction and homelessness.The kid who's being raped by her father can't be expected to stay at home. When there are twenty-five thousand and one. I don't see anything coming from the present leadership that will do anything to change that. There may be a minimal structural change, perhaps in the provision of finance for the building of some new housing, for these kind of kids to use, but I am deeply troubled because Australia in 1984 is as materialistic as it ever was. It is also as much without a moral identity. The fact that we can get so carried away about the winning of a yacht race between two highly exclusive yacht clubs, and still be carrying on about it now is an example of the lack of moral identity and meaninglessness in Australian culture. I stayed up and watched it all night because I've got red blood in my veins like everyone else, but to go on with it now, when it wasn't even broadcast in New York, and the Americans didn't really know or care about it, is ridiculous. It was fascinating to watch the Australia Day Concert and notice that in nominations for the Australian of the Year, there was only one woman. It was the same with the nominations for the best contribution to social action. Even though we've got heavy legislation on the books about equal rights, nothing will change, we'll still find ways to be as racist and sexist as we've ever been in the past. Even in things that the Labor Party have spoken out morally on, justice is not being done. Regarding the money Aborigin es receive for mining on their sacred land, over 50 per cent, I understand, of the royalties that go the Northern Lands Council, goes straight to white solicitors. This is why the Christian message is needed. The future of Australia, without some understanding about the need for spiritual and motivational change within the lives of its people is doomed. There is a need to see beyond a mere economic and political shift. That's why we're hoping to come onto the university campus and hit away at the issues of life itself. Peter Horbury Peter Leslie page 31"" ^M, W^ / h e Saints first came to attention in 1976, with the release of "(I'm) Stranded," a frantic, independently recorded single which was hailed as the birth of Australian punk. Greeted by the fickle English press as 'the Single of the Year,' "Stranded" catapulted the Saints into an impromptu love affair with European new wave/ power pop culture. The honeymoon has continued virtually unabated until the present, to the extent that, in recent years, the Saints creator, Chris Bailey, has treated France as a virtual home base. The popularity and critical acclaim that has embraced the Saints in Europe has not, however been replicated in Australia. Commercial success in the homeland has been scant, although there have been recent indications that Australia is beginning to catch up with the vitality and power that is, Chris Bailey and the Saints. Bailey's last record "A Little Madness to be Free" represents the latest step in one of the more colourful musical progressions undertaken by an Australian artist The album is a product of passion and inspiration, a rich blend of finely structured rock and roll, flavoured with the recklessness that has always set the Saints apart. It's an album of conviction and substance and of surprising warmth. In contrast to the superficial harshness and more subtle humour of the Saint's early m a t e r i a l , "A L i t t l e Madness to be Free," is an evocative, mature work made up of powerful songs and exacting instrumentation. Vibrant brass and vigorous strings, join with both acoustic and electric guitars to create a record of jagged elegance. The Saints may one day produce, "the great rock record." The "spark" for such an achievment is undoubtedly present; and Bailey is aware of it. "My songs apparently have certain qualities to them." However he's equally aware that he hasn't made this magical record yet. "Everytime I make an L.P.; when it's finished and packaged, I look at if and realize, this is not it, this is not the one." Despite this, Bailey Is not a perfectionist in the studio, to the contrary he often finds that the imperfections impage 32 HVTHi OTHiE prove, rather than flaw the final product. "Something might be slightly out of tune, but if there's magic in the performance, who cares? Occasionally something technically wrong will jump out and say to yoursense of aesthetics, this is the way it has to be." In a contradiction of his popular public persona, Chris Bailey comes across as reserved and quietly spoken, even shy. He speaks in a deep resounding voice which still maintains more than a hint of Irish brogue. Bailey seems to be well at ease these days; his live shows, with the latest version of the Saints, are playing to large and appreciative crowds, and Bailey is producing music which he finds is aesthetically satisfying. The Saints earfy progress, in Australia, was perhaps stiffled by our press treating them as a punk band. As Bailey says "there was no such thing as punk in Brisbane in 1976, all of that was hype." He believes the Saints, even in their early days, wanted to be "a radical rock and roll group" and Bailey himself claims never to have had any real affinity with the whole punk culture. Chris Bailey regards his own personal musical taste as particularfy broad, ranging from folk to all forms of rock. He professes a specific love of R and B, although he says "I've got my own style, everything I've ever listened to has been some minor influence." Bailey's songs are relatively simple in technical terms reflecting his own preference for uncomplicated sounds. He dislikes songwriters who consciously include difficult or complex music, simply for the sake of being clever. Conflicting again with the image of the hard living, arrogant rocker, Bailey claims to be self-conscious about his music. Speaking of his image Bailey says, "there's a lot of myths in rock and roll and that's one of them. Even the most intelligent listener of rock music likes its exponents to be some thing and that Image is a very romantic idea of what many would like." These days "The Saints" is very much a name held solely by Chris Bailey to entitle any backing band he chooses to be using at the time. The membership of the band is very transient, a format that Bailey still appreciates. "The beauty of constantly changing musicians is that it provides me with a new stimulus" Bailey lielieves he works best under the pressure of new people having new expectations of him. Surprisingly Chris Bailey is now quite happy in the business environment of the record indust ry and the possibility of commer cial recognition is not at all abhorrent to him."l may have had the attitude when 1 was younger that I would never sell out, but there was more hype and bullshit and selling out in my earty career than there is these days." He now accepts the responsibility that if he wants to continue making records he needs to go through the record company machine and both the record company and he personally require some sort of commercial reward, to justify the continuance of the relationship. Part of the appeal of Chris Bailey is the inherent "randomness" which seems to pervade his career. "I'm not always conscious of why I'm writing a particular song, and I'm not really concious of why, at the age of 28, I'm a rock and roll singer." He doesn't openly seek the respect of his peers in the music industry, but does admit that he does gain satisfaction if someone, be it critic or fan gets something from his music. The next year will see Bailey spending an increasing amount of time in Australia, consolidating his support here and hopefully finally laying to rest the ghost of the past which has followed his career in this country. The music of the real Chris Bailey speaks for itself; it is capable of wringing the emotions and firing the senses far more completely than his wild man image could ever seek to do. Andrew Watt LOT'S WIFE iJc^^krt> i/^rrxf^^ ceiSHA ' f'^S.-f^t^-'?*'- OT'S Wl F page ^ 4^iH"> v\r^{^ "a<kyfe6i> The first offering for tne year in the ABC Red Series continues on Monday and Tuesday nights this week in the Concert Hall. The programme, conducted by Louis Fremaux includes Beethoven's Piano Concerto No. 5 (Emperor), and Rimsky-Korsako\/'s S c h e h e r a z a d e . Later in the year, in concert 9 of this series, Ravel's version of the Scheherazade theme subtitled "Three Poems For Voice And Orchestra" will be presented. It will be interesting to compare the approachefg^o these t w o rear contempories. There are three other ABC presentations this fortnight. On Saturday 20th the first of the Saturday symphony series will be given in the Concert Hall at 2 p.m. The programme consists of the "Accursed H u n t s m a n " (Frank), the Grieg Piano Concerto, and Beethoven's Sixth symphony. Again Louis Fremaux is conducting. The IMonash Series starts off on Tuesday 23rd at Robert Blackwood Hall and Its highlight must be Frank's D minor symphony. Thereare no prizes forguessing who's conducting. Also the guitarist Siegfried Behrend will be soloist in Ponce's Concerto del Sur. He is also giving a solo recital at Dallas Brooks Hall on Saturday 27th; this is the first of the ABC's 1985 recital series. Monday and Tuesday of this week and the n again on Saturday 20th and Tuesday of the 2 3 rd will see John O'Donnell in the concluding four concerts in his performances of the complete harpischord works of J.S. Bach. These will all be presented in the Trinity College chapel at 8.00 p.m. To my mind highlights must include the Goldberg variations on Tuesday 16th and the two Bicercari from the Musical Offering on Saturday. .Details can be obtained on 5 7 0 7470. Aida from the Australian Opera 'opens on Wednesday 17th with further performances on the 20th, 24th and 27th. Tosca commences on Friday 19th with another yUdf^' perrormance this fortnight on t h e 25th. Finally Gounod's Romeo et Juliette opens on Friday 26th. The Melbourne Chorale Chamber Singers will present a programme entitled " W e a r i n ' o f the G r e e n " in the Great Hall of the National Gallery on Saturday 20th at 8.15 p.m. This concert brings together some thirty Irish folk songs along with a Celtic harp and Donald Cant singing baritone all under the baton of Val Pyres. Musica Viva have brought out the trio Capella Corelll to perform in Dallas Brooks Hall on Monday 22nd. This group uses only instruments or top quality reproductions. Their programme will include pieces by Corelll, Handel, J.S. Bach^Telemann and During whatever waking hours in which John O'Donnell is not playing Bach he will presumably be conducting the Tudor Choristers as he has taken over their musical directorship after t h e retirement of David Carolance last year. Their first concert for the year features the marvellous Vaughn Williams Mass in G minor and will be presented in St. Patrick's Cathedral on Wednesday 24th. For me the other highlight of this concert w o u l d ^ave to be Britten's A Hymn to j ^ e Virgin, an exquisitely beautij ^ l piece of chorus and semi chorus. This concert definitely falls into the not-to-be-missed category - aside from anything gigg j , ^ m tig interesting to witness O'Donnell conducting debut with Tudors. Finally we have on Friday 2 6 t h |n the Great Hall, the first subscription series presented by t h e pantos Collegium. The concert has been given the rather twee title "Spririted Suites" but it ineludes some fine music including the delightful St. Paul's Suite of Holst,.Bach's Suite in B minor for fjute and strings and Griegs Holberg Suite. It sounds a very pleasant programme. Simon Johnson "CHARIOTS OF FIRE. LOCAL HERO. MIDNIGHT EXPRESS, THE KILLING FIELDS... I'm proud of all those films... I couldn't be more proud of 'CAC. I think it's one of the finest films I've produced." DAVID PUTTNAM page 34 LOT'S WIFE • 4' ^^r^;Hr>' (.v^fc / (jues$ That's IVh(f The^f Call Them The Blues A Jfsk any football supporter which team he hates the most of all and the answer will almost certainly be "Collingwood". But ask the same person which team's supporters he detests above all others and, with equal certainty, one could expect the reply to be "Carlton". This is due partially to the arrogance and cockiness shown by the Blues' fans - which other club could appoint Malcolm Fraser as its number one supporter? But it is also attributable to a jealousy of the seemingly endless success the Blues have enjoyed of recent. Premierships in 79, 81 and 82, coupled with a 1983 night premiership which gives them a success rate equalled only by Melbourne University law graduates (just ask them) and Monash University parking inspectors. Alas, as one recent Monash graduate who is now suffering through life asan articled clerk was hear to mutter, "all good things must come to an end". And I for one believe that Carlton's era of invincibility has come to its climax. Carlton's problem is that they don't believe they face a problem. They would point to the fact that they finished third last season (fourth after the finals), above all bar Essendon and Hawthorn. But one's final position is not every- thing, you can finish up pissed without having a good time along the way. Carlton in fact won only 13 games to finish third, whereas with a similar amount of wins in other years, they could have confidently booked into Thredbo for September. They even lost to St. Kilda — Sri Lanka's cricketers would have played better that day. I believe that Carlton's problems are threefold: 1. Recruiting — Carlton's interstate talent scouts must have the same eye for talent as either. a. Molly Meldrum b. The Victorian Liberal Party c. The Monash Eco. Faculty or d. All of the above. They've bought more shit across to Victoria in five years than British Airways have done in five decades. Names like Ironmonger, Jez, Smith, Simpson, Ditchburn and Kenny have disappeared without a trace after arriving with more fanfare than Springsteen. Bosustow was as over-rated as my contracts summaries and Hunter has as much chance of playing out a full season as a first year arts student has of going through first year without a fuck. When it comes to recruiting, quantity not quality seems to be the motto. As to acquisitions from other clubs, Bruce Reid and Mario Bortolotto could not get games at Footscray or Geelong, yet they are supposedly purchased to replace Doult and Southby, About as adequate as New South Wales beer is the best I can say about these two. Can Justin Madden fill Fitzpatrick's boots? Will there be room in the car-park at ten o'clock on a Monday morning? Most Blues fans I know only attend matches to marvel at the clumbsiness exhibited by this comic messiah. Alvin and Murphy, two players poached from other clubs, do try hard but both lack class. Anyway, a constipated pelican could kick the ball further than these two put together. As for Rhys-Jones, he is as suitable as Mr. T is for the Bluebirds. Fair enough the players must get more aggressive but surely they could have found someone more qualified to set an example; perhaps Charles Manson. 2. Deadwood — The major problem is that many of the established players just are no longer up to it. Perovic hears "woof" so often he feels obliged to play like a dog most weeks. Glascott played in two premiership sides before he lost his virginity and now cannot "get it u p " for footy, Harmes only plays well in grand finals while Marcou will not be commented upon for fear of breaching the law of defamation, ftthers such as Sheldon, Austin and Vojv J ones appear to be just playing out time. If Maylin had to go, why not some of the other above mentioned has-been 3. The Coach - Yes, Parkin must go. He won premierships in his first two years and since, has continually bemoaned the fact that a coach's effective lifespan at any one club is limited. He should quit^Victoria College needs him more than Carlton. I think he is too intellectual for players such as McLure and Buckley. Don Lane and the Beatles knew when enough was enough. I believe that until a boradbased clearout of players, coaching staff and recruiting personnel is instituted, Carlton can loo forward only to years in the football wilderness. Let me provide a comforting thought: I thought Bon Scott was immortal, yet he has been replaced with some success, " N o t e s " Dexter LOT page 4-i;r^t> L\rifC- THIVIEW "We have strict salutes and most biting laws, for headstrong steeds and riders." William Shakespeare Measure for Measure happens, regularly. You can get some horses that will give their all, hands and heels and if you hit them with the whip they may turn it up, for arguments sake, or the horse might be wanting to hang In and If the rider hits it then it's going to dive In further and maybe cause Interference so you've got to be appreciative of all those things that may take place during the race. It's no use pulling the whip and then causing interference by knocking others down and then having to lose it on objection. An Interview with racings chief stipendiary steward — Pat Lalor. Pat Lalor is a man who is sometimes disliked, often feared but most often respecte<d. He has been with the VRC for twenty-three years and in March 1980 he took over as Chairman of stewards. Mr, Lalor greeted me cordially in his office at Racing Industry Headquarters and he took me aside to a conference room where we wouldn't be disturbed. There is no doubt that this man has an often difficult job and it was not my task to make it tougher for him but rather to find out about it. Lehrer: What Is your attitude to the undeniably large power you hold? Lalor. One has to use that power for the purpose for which it Is intended and stewards should take care with the power they hold. Lehrer: How strongly do you see the value of hands and heels riding? For example, often when the rider of a beaten horse has not used the whip members of the public cry foul, even if the horse was punched out strongly hands and heels. I gather that this doesn't worry you if you know that a certain horse may resent the whip or a rider has a style which doesn't rely strongly on the whip. Lalor: page Well there are some trainers who may come to me and say that they don't want their jockey to pull the whip on a horse. That Lehrer: That of course was exemplified this year by an incident at flemlngton involving "Reformed Rogue" when he ran right across the field. So I gather in that incident Michael Clarke should hav have stopped riding and attempted to straighten his mount. Lalor: That is correct. Mick Clarke kept riding and we suspended him. Pat Huland objected against him and it was bad interference, the horse shifted a lot of ground and he made no effort to straighten it. Lehrer: Does that come careless riding? Lalor: under Yes, that was careless riding. We don't believe he did it on purpose because if the stewards thought anything like that had been done on purpose then it would be either foul or improper riding. mrn Lehrer. This year there were two fairly controversial incidents, the first being the dissallowance of "Greatness" to run in Victoria and the second involving "< i w l " being not allowed to ruii. "Greatness" then went back to New Zealand and his run very well In top company whilst "< i w l " ran in the J apan Cup and came home very strongly for sixth in a race that was probably too short for him. Do you see now that possibly a mistake was made with those horses? Lalor: With regards to "< i w l " he had sustained an injury, he was examined by a panel of vetrinary surgeons and their advice was that he wasn't fit to run In the Melbourne Cup. It would be wrong for us, having accepted the advice of those professional men to let any horse run, because if it caused an accident you'd never sleep at night. And not only do you have to think of the publics money but also the other horses and riders running in that race if the horse broke down and fell In front of them when you had received professional advice to say it wasn't fit to run, you can't afford to take that risk. Now regarding the other horse, he evidently has an abnormal action. Once again we were advised by the panel of vetrinary surgeons that the horse was unfit to run. Wow, true it Is that some weeks later "< i w l " went raced in Tokyo and his injury may have improved by that time, which is fair comment. The other horse has always had an abnormal action and he went back to race in New Zealand, but you must deal with the evidence before you at the time. Lehrer: But the trainer of "Greatness". Ray Peake was trying to point out to stewards that the horse always had an obnormal action and it had never hampered him. Lehrer: Do you know of any incidents involving jockeys doing deals with each other either before or during a race? Lalor. No, I have no knowledge of that, I have no knowledge of any incident, and I've said it before. In regards to horses not being ridden on their merits or jockeys or trainers rigging races that have not been Investigated here in Victoria. It's our duty, if we got evidence of that to investigate it, and thats the only way to maintain the publics confidence in racing. Lehrer: But I once saw, at a minor picnic meeting the rider on the favourite yell out words to the effect of "let the favourite through", when out of earshot of stewards. Obviously he has the right to II for racing room but what he said doesn't really Inspire public confidence. ^;-C^> \Ae would not condone that in any shape or form, to maintain public confidence you've got to ensure that sort of thing doesn't happen. Lehrer: I'm interested in your view toward apprentice riders. A great deal of fuss is being made over our apprentices at the moment and they are good riders, but it seems to me that the apprentices who were around when I was younger such as Dale Short and Mark Riley were just as good. The press, is constantly picking up on a new apprentice of the month and blowing the subject out of proportion. Lalor: Yes, I think you are correct. We've always had up and coming riders, such as Geoff Lane and many others, but at this time there appears to be an abundance of good ones whereas ysars ago there would have been only two or three. I think a number of factors are responsible for that. We now have video machines where a Master can now point out faults to an apprentice whereas in the old days the would just be told and hopefully pick up on the problem. Wte now have the apprentices school where they learn from films and lectures and we have more trials than ever before. Years ago, to obtain a permit an apprentice just had to ride trackwork in front of stewards but now they have to be passed in at least five trials, and then have five rides in the country before they can ride in the city. All these factors add up to apprentices having better apportunities today. a number of winners their allowance is reduced. Like any professional man, he has to start somewhere and the only way for him to get experience is by being given opportunities. Lalor: Lehrer: One time <i Mornington I backed a horse ridden by Matthew Hyland and I believe that he rode a very poor race. Rod Dawkins rode the winner, which he rated to perfection. Admittedly I was angry at the time but I made the comment that I would prefer have Dawkins riding, than Mathew Hyland claiming even five kilos. Do you think that apprentices are getting too many rides in preference to senior jockeys? Lalor: You're studying at University and when you've finished you'll have to be given the opportunity to start your career somewhere and young riders have to get their opportunities to start too. They get a three kilo allowance to compensate them for lack of experience and as you know when they ride LOT'S WIFE * Lehrer: An interesting point petaining to apprentice jockeys involves them getting into trouble when riding under their masters instructions. (At this point I outlines a fairly recent case where an apprentice incurred a lengthy suspension for not letting a horse run on its merits). My point Is that the apprentice must have been under orders to ride the horse in such a manner and is obligated to do so yet if caught, he incurs the penalty and his master doesn't. Lalor: Taking action against anyone depends on the evidence produced at an enquiry. You can't take action against a trainer or a master if he doesn't support the manner in which the horse was ridden, unless you have evidence to the contrary. But you still can't condone the apprentice riding the horse in the way he did. Lehrer: But if an apprentice were to be caught, he couldn't say that his master ordered him to pull the horse because he would know that he'd be out on his ear with his boss. Lalor: That would be so, but then again you can't get that sort of evidence. Lehrer: So a boy could be put in a very difficult situation and yet be unable to do anything about it? Lalor: He may say he was riding it to instructions and the boss mightn't agree that they were the instructions and then you've got to work out and act again on the evidence to find out who Is telling the truth, then take the appropriate action. Lehrer: Do the stewards have certain trainers and jockeys that are watched more carefully than others? Lalor; Not really, you may pay more attention to big betting stables but apart from that it would be wrong jo single out riders or trainers because while you're watching one there might be two others doing something ten times worse, so you've just got to watch them generally. Lehrer: Do you suspect though, that there are horses going ^(^ around that are not being allowed to run on their merits? Lalor. I'd have my head buried in the sand if I said there were none. But any that come to our notice I can assure you are questioned, and the matter is investigated, if we have the necessary evidence we will take the appropriate action. Lehrer: Do you believe that stewards and committee men should be allowed a vested interest in racing? Lalor. Well stewards, definately not. It would be very wrong for stewards who are responsible for decisions taken from eight o'clock on raceday. There is no way I would condone stewards or any official, starter, judge or whatever having any interest whatsoever in that days proceedings. In fact I think its wrong for a steward to bet anywhere, because if he goes to the trots and bets it then leaves a bad impression. People can say he'll bet there so he'll bet somewhere else. Lehrer: What about committee people? Lalor. Committee people are a different ball game. They do not make decisions in respect to any race on race day. Lehrer: But there is some talk that committee people do obtain favours, whether it be from stewards or getting over the odds prices from bookmakers because of their position. (For the first time Mr. Lalor seemed agitated but very forceful in reply). Lalor: I can assure you that no committeeman in my time here has ever got any favour or ever asked for one. I can assure you of that. Now, bookmakers, I have no knowledge of that but it would astound me that a committeeman would put himself in that position. Lehrer. The other controversial incident you were involved in last year concerned leading Queensland rider Gavan Duffy. Duffy learnt to ride in England with that very short style and has won two Brisbane premierships as well as riding successfully in Sydney. Whilst I understand your reasons for objecting to such a short riding style do you feel that you may have compromised the of his mounts that day at Caulfield by making him Lalor: drop his irons and therefore change his style. Like telling Bob Skelton, who rides fairly long, to go and pull them up six notches. I don't think that the amount Duffy altered his leathers should affect him one iota. And if he couldn't ride the amount he lengthened his leathers then he's not a horseman. Lehrer. What was the actual lengthening? Lalor: He finished up riding an Inch and one eighth longer. From a safety point of view I don't think that very short style is in the best interests of racing, I don't think they can drive a horse out as we So you may come back and mention Piggott. Well all I'll say is, there's one Don Bradman in cricket and there's one Lester Piggott in racing? Many have tried to adopt his style and they get un balanced, they go back on the horse when they go for it. A typical example, I believe Brent Thomson was a great rider when he rode here, and I mean a 'great' rider, he went to England, altered his style and I don't think he was as good a rider. Lehrer: But advocates of the shorter style maintain that the swaying motion and the tranceference of weight onto the withers rather than on the horses back make it every bit as good as kicking a horse out. Lalor: Under their conditions it may be. They race I think with a maximum of twelve in the field. There rules are different, interference means immediate disqualification and they virtually race in lanes, they don't race near as tight as what our boys do. Thats the pattern of our racing, it's tight so you've got to be sure from a safety factor that those who go out will come back on them. And may I say if you check Gavan Duffy's record, you will find he was suspended for seven months out of twelve last season and for five months the season before that. Can you tell me that someone with a record like that has full control over their mount? Mr. Lalor parting words to me were, "always remember if you do nothing wrong you have nothing to fear." But I think it's a good idea to have a look over your shoulder every now and again anyway. ROBERTLEHRER page 37 lL^kr^% Well, the Monash mens-hocky team triumphed in grand style on Sunday 17th March in the Victorian Moomba Hockey carnival. Monash teams have been successful over in many competitions but nothing as devasting as Sundays displays. Winning nine straight games scoring 27 goals and conceding only three personifying great team work and determination. The Moomba carnival is run on two consecutive Sundays at the Albert Park grounds. The competition is split into six groups at three divisions comprising 48 teams. Division one comprises the best teams in Victoria from State league one, Division two consists of State league two and three teams while division three is made up of State league three and four. Monash as a State league four team perrmed well to win the division three flag. On the first Sunday in the blustering heat, that only Melbourne can provide in Autumn, Monash whitewashed the opposition with four straight wins. On the following Sunday, the 17th March, all teams battled out the cold and wet conditions of Melbourne Autumn. We again d o w n e d all foes with five straight wins and the premiers flag as our reward. Noteable performances over the competition were Keith Gordon, PH D in Wallabies, a hatrick of goals against R.M.I.T. Andrew Hancock honours in male reproduction, cleaned up at full back. Graeme Cliff, Masters in Administration, organized two winning goals in the Grand Final against Carlo. The comaetition results were: The Monash mens hockey club hasfourteamsln the U.H.A. Winter competition; State league four. East A, East B and East C. We train every Tuesday and Thursday at 6.30 p.m. under lights and indoors. The training program is building up and there is still plenty of room for new members. The Albury Easter Hockey Competition was held over the long weekend. It comprised of 130 mens and womens teams from Victoria and N.S. v., the largest 1st Hockey Tournament in the Southern Hemisphere. Two mens and two womens teams were involved and this provided for plenty of social intercourse. All in all it was a great success, with three days of intense competition and time to relax in sunny Albury with a few beers. On a slightly more serious note the Australian Intervarity Hockey Competition will be held in the first week of the May holidays in Sydney. The Monash club trys to send its strongest team and if you are interested in playing then make yourself known around the club. i^ifc^ Dear Ed's, I wasdisgusted by the language used in the football article in last editon of Lot's Wife. I refer to a paragraph on Geelong which read "the pussy's will be eaten or beaten." I find the Inuendo in this language offensive and sexist. I don't think I need to spell out why? Further, i fmd it incredible that a supoosedly 'alternative' student newspaper contains such large and regular articles on football. If we must have mainstream sport in our campus newspaper, surely it would be more equitable and fair to include women's sport in this section. We live in a partiachai society in which male sports are thrust down our throats by the mainstream media. Surely, as students we should lead progressive thought in this country by attempting to break down these 'male' bia's. Nicky Kepert Women's Officer AL.P. Club. Socially things are moving and we are working closely with the womens hockey club. Sports and Recreation has spent a large sum of money on ground improvements and other facilities. The club offers good competitive hockey as well as social hockey so stay tuned for another Monash premiership. Dear Ms Kepert, I am personally in support of sexual equality and female emancipation, but women like yourself seem to be hell-bent on eliminating sexuality altogether, even In humour: if Geelong was nicknamed "The Roosters," t would have written something like "The Cocks in 1985 can only look forward tobeing sucked and fucked." What would your reaction have been then Ms Kepert? And Ms Kepert when you make serious allegations at someone it is not sufficient to back yourself up with "I don't think I need to spell out why." I think you do. With regard to your attack on the sports' section, well it's true that a lot of the sport covered is mair>stream. However, it iscertair>ly not covered in a mainstream fashion. And football, cricket, racing, etc. are not as you've put it "thrust down our throats." It's simply a case of supply and demand. There have also been articles ranging from the Monash Blues Football Club and University Olympics to (yes Ms Kepert), Women's Cricket and Women's Rowing. Oh Ms Kepert, why did you not write in then? RickuChazan :KJ luiiiHiiiuiiiiiiiiiiiiiuiiiiiuiiiiiniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiJiiiiiuiiiuiiuiiiiiu With two round's of the season completed the leader on his own Iwith nine wins is STEWART DAVISON. There are large groups closely following with seven and eight wins. As things start to sort themselves out in the coming weeks a more comprehensive list of leaders will be printed. DIVtSION 1 K E W S L 1 DIVISION 2 ALTONA SL2 DIVISION 3 MONASH SL4 This has been a tremendous start to the impending hockey season nd the players were proud to wear [he Monash colours. HiiiiiiiiiiiuiiiiiiiiiiiiuiiuiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiMiiiiiiiiiniiHiumiiiii Exactly 150 students entered and thus the prize pool stands at $750. The prizes will be split as follows: 1 St Prize $400 2nd Prize $200 3rd Prize $100 4th Prize $50 ^ THe Qme>i QmusK !l1 fellow punters, I'm hire to wet your appetite again with the offer of some attractive horse flesh - its S2.89 a kilo at the butchers on the coumer of - no punters, only iokmgi My "horses to follow" so far haven't done much for the* old bank about, but I hope you're not down to eating them just yetU ORIENTAL RULER and 8RASS BELL haven't set foot on a race course since, MILDIE was injured in her next start at Flemington and GODARCHI ran eighth behind the best weight-for-age sprinters in Australia in the 1,450 metres Ryder Stakes, coming from near' (last on the turn. By the time this ledition goes to print, he will have, [run in the $200,000 FOSTER'S' DOfJCASTER HANDICAP m page 38 which he should be out classed •slightly by horses such a VITE CHEVAL, RIVERDALE, PROLIFIC and < ING DELAWARE. As ;soon as he fronts up against a weaker welter or handicap field, get on board' Today's horse to follow is a iightly-raced five-year-old mare called MATTE RNOT, who is entered to run at Caulfield on April 6th in the St. Clair Handicap over'1,600 metres. MATTERISIOT has started 27 times for a win, two seconds and four thirds and has eerned her connections over $44,000 in stakemoney,- She is usually extremely consistent, but inexplicably performed poor lyJast preparation. If she recovers: her , rightful form this preparation, she is bettei than almost all of the mares she will tackle this autumn and winter in Melbourne Her firstup fifth in the 1,400 metres Fiances Tressady Stakes at Flemington on March 9th was a great run as she was only beaten a few lengths in a high class field, and the winner S V.EET GEM (who is to run in the $50,000 Victoria Handicap on April 6th) ran the sizzling time of 1.22.6 for the 1,400 metres. Given that she regains her old torrrj she may string a number of wins together against the fillies and mares between 1,200 and 1,600 metres, as she did two preparations ago. She has won in the wet and at every metropolitan track except Caulfield, so if she starts racing well, you know what you ought to do punters : TAKE THE PUNT! MM TAB JSC^JSAAOL LOT'S WIFE 4 UJ££K I5th-I9th