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When I interviewed her I learned some pretty interesting facts about what it is like to live off the grid. I hope you will enjoy the interview. Q: What does it mean to live off the grid? A: It means to live in a place with no utility company providing services like electricity, plumbing and hot water. Q: What is the hardest part of living off the grid? A: The toilet is outside. It does not have any walls and it has no privacy! !"#$%&'(#%$&)%*'+#,$ Q: How do you use the bathroom and take showers? A: Showers – Hot water heater heated by the sun and a faucet through the roof. Toilet – A hole in the ground outside with a toilet seat on it. Q: What is your house built of? A: Wood. Q: How do you tell time? A: Cell phones. 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Mobil !(%D#% 3(8)284#<000 !"#$%&'()#*%&&)))345,65%10#7.48#9/&1#:: “Yes, you scrappy sewer lord?” a woman scowled as she was led by two giant rat guards. Unwashed chestnut hair obscured the dark circles that resided below her tired green eyes. The guards’ rough grasp chaffed her tan skin. She wore a lab coat. Bobert immediately knew who she was. “Now!” Bobert yelled. Fifty UPSA agents burst through the trap door. Thirty, armed with super glue and baseball bats, captured and carried off the Boss. Twenty more started toward Jeffla. But Bobert beat them to her. “How did you know I was the scientist enslaved by the Boss?” Jeffla asked, puzzled. “It was all a set-up.” Bobert said. “We had one of our Mouse Mafia spies leak your location to the Boss. It was the only way to catch the boss red-handed.” The UPSA knew the Boss was breaking the law, but had never had the evidence to convict him. And the fact that they were prosecuting a rat, not a human, didn’t make the judge listen more. 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She ran back to the Big Stairs. She opened the door to the sewer. She met Lina and Doon there. They climbed up the pipes and into Lina’s bathroom. There they consulted about the plan. Their plan was to put up posters all over Drone Dome and other posters all over Darkamya (pronounced DAR-KUH-MUH) spreading the news. The posters for Drone said: All people of the Drone Dome report to the sewer on Year Day next week for a special announcement. Arrive at 12:00 a.m. ! Molina (a.k.a Lina) Cameron (a.k.a Doon) and Jorden waited in the sewer on Year Day. The clock struck 12:00 a.m. Where was everyone? They heard a loud noise, and turned around. It was the people of Drone. Molina opened the door to Darkamya, and all the people of Darkamya walked out. Jorden saw her mom and ran to her. “Mom, Mom!” she yelled. “Where on earth have you been!” Mrs. Merly (a.k.a. Jorden’s mom) said. “Um, well, in the Drone Dome.” “The Drone Dome, where the heck is that!” “Right up there,” said Jorden pointing to the ceiling.” “But I thought that the Crustlands didn’t exist.” “Well, they do.” Jorden said. “Well, I didn’t know.” “Well, now you know.” she said. Glossary Flanterlight Dockse - what we would call lamp posts. Domes – what people live in because the earth has been overly polluted. Vallygoon Stick – what the people of the domes use as an electronic, portable T.V./news stick with screens. Crustlands – what we call the surface of the earth. Mesthacalllands – what we call countries and states. Domes - are what people live in because the earth has been overly polluted. Credit & Inspiration Thanks to Jean Duprau for my inspiration for Trapped. My story got the part of some names and people living underground. Thanks again Jean Duprau, – Emma J. All the people sat in the chairs and waited for Lina, Doon, and Jorden to talk. One boy from Darkamya was biting his shirt, another woman sipping her kloffee (trademark of Darkamya) that was in a blueish yellow cup. “People of the Drone Dome and Darkamya, listen to what we have to say.” Jorden said. “We are here to tell the people of Darkamya that there is such thing as the Crustlands. They exist above this sewer, and that’s were the people of the Drone Dome live.” “What the heck are you talking about,” someone yelled from the crowd. ‘You must be crazy.” “No, no we aren’t, we’re telling the truth!” Doon yelled. Now, more yells from the crowd. There was a huge uproar. “Calm down, calm down!” It was now Lina’s turn to talk. “Can’t we work this out? What is you’re problem. I can’t believe you people.” The crowd started to talk to one another, and then one girl stood up in the middle of all the people. “I am standing here to say that the people have decided to listen to you.” It was decided that the people would work together to move the stuff from Darkamya up to the Drone Dome. After all the commotion they set to work on the long and hard process. Two weeks later they had moved half of the stuff. “Only two more weeks.” Doon said “I know.” said Lina as she worked. Another two weeks later they were done. All the people lived together now. And what could go wrong now? It was Lina, Doon, and Jorden’s birthday – nothing could go wrong. The End,or is it? !"#$%&'% 01/&!2(%+,&3(.1*&4567% ()*$%+'&' Fiction !"#$%&'()#*%+ &,-))#*&./012#$&345 !"#$%&'#()*#+,-#./%01 Bobert MehRumpa (MEH-ruhmp-uh) strolled down the street. It was late at night, way past your bed time. His little rubber legs were suited up in black tuxedo pants and his rubbery golden chest was hidden behind a matching shirt. Tiny black sunglasses sat on his plastic beak. Then he spotted the special manhole. Most manholes in Villetown had only pictures of water on them, but this manhole had a tiny picture of bacon on it. The plastic poultry peaked over his glasses, looked around, and hopped into the hole. Bobert slid down the metal tube leading down from Hubbaflubbasrumski Blvd. The room was well lighted and quite bright in general, a great contrast to the moonless night above ground. As another contrast to the quiet street of the secret manhole, this lair was bustling with activity. Of course, there was a great reason for that: they needed Bobert the rubber chicken, the best spy they had, for this problem. This had to be a big problem. “What’s up, Chickenmutt?” Bobert asked the head of the Underground Poultry Spy Agency, or UPSA. “As you know, the UPSA is facing a large threat,” Chickenmutt said gravely. “So large, that we must activate our highest security measures.” The turkey grabbed the megaphone and yelled, “Activate security measures Alpha through Omega!!” The blinds automatically closed, the metal bars shot in front of all doors, all lights were shut off, and a plexiglas cone descended over the secretive fowl. “We have a problem,” Chickenmutt continued. “The humans are going to expand the sewer system, and this expansion will destroy this base! I want you to stop this.” “We’ve relocated for the city before,” Bobert said, leaning back on the plexiglas. “Why not now?” “Because Mayor Jo Bob isn’t in command of this operation, nor anyone in his command,” the turkey said slyly. “The Mouse Mafia is commanding the humans’ operation illegally.” “The Mouse Mafia?” he asked. “Are they operating in the abandoned bacon factory again?” His boss nodded. “I’m in.” He dashed off. Bobert raced out of the HQ and into the street. For a human, it would take 15 minutes to get to the bacon factory. For the most epic bird spy ever, it took but a small three minutes. Sure enough, he was at the large, formidable concrete structure in no time. Quickly, he hid behind a bush. Large, muscular men walked around the site. The curious thing was that they were blindfolded with metal blindfolds and had weird antennae things sticking out of their blindfolds. Although he could not see anything with his bare eyes, using his high-tech glasses, he spotted some tiny mice sitting on the windowsill with remote controls. !"#$%&'('% “Mind control,” Bobert muttered, and easily evaded the mindless oafs wandering around as he scampered inside. He knew the inside of the building fairly well, as the Mouse Mafia often caused trouble here. He rushed into the basement, where he hopefully would find the Boss. Oddly, as he screeched to a halt, the six-foot-tall lava rock throne, which was spray-painted yellow so it almost appeared to be cheese, was devoid of rodents. Bobert was puzzled by both the absence of his enemies and the size of the throne. Why would a six-inch tall mouse need a throne 12 times his size? he thought. He started to search the dank room, when, while standing on a rather nice rug, he plunged through a trap floor located under the fabric. He landed in front of a gigantic rat. “The Boss?” the rubber agent asked. “Yes,” the scarred rat answered. “Isn’t the Boss’s transformation wonderful?” He chuckled. “He forced a human scientist to join him. That’s how he and his mafia got their fantastic gear and how he became more powerful. They will finally destroy the UPSA with their sewer expansion! Once the Boss destroys you, he can continue his crimes!” the Boss chuckled. “You’ll never get away with it!” Bobert yelled. “Really?” the Boss said slyly. “Without further ado, ATTACK!” The ten rats gathered around the Boss launched themselves at Bobert. He pulled out his egg carton. Pulling down his glasses, he threw an egg at a rat. Yelling as the gunk enveloped him, the rat fell and tripped another, dragging him down with him. One, seeing the raw egg, cowered behind the large throne. The rest continued towards Bobert, but he dispatched three of them with two more eggs. Seeing that his uncooked ammunition was gone, he pulled out a gas mask and some gloves. After suiting up in the odor-free equipment, Bobert pulled out some moldy cheese and took two eggshell halves. Putting the shells together around the cheese, he sealed it with stinky glue. Bobert quickly threw the odor bomb in front of five of the Boss’s minions. The rodents breathed in the stench, then fainted. “It’s over, Boss,” the espionage-trained fowl said smugly, pulling his mask and gloves off as the smog of odor cleared up. “Give up.” Unfortunately, the Boss was far away enough from where half of his minions had gagged on the smog to be affected. “On the contrary, Mr. MehRumpa,” the Boss replied in an even more triumphant tone than that of Bobert’s demand. “Jeffla! 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