Plain Country, April 4, 2015
Transcription
Plain Country, April 4, 2015
Vol. 6 No 15 Twitterpated!!! “Twitterpated” … to be silly or flighty (like a bird in spring) … a good description of the way many act on a certain day of the year. What day? Why, April 1, of course! Enjoy the tricks that have been played in celebration (?) of this day. And find and enjoy the article in this issue about that “Special Day in Early Spring”. The First of April By Barbara Ann Detweiler Every year for a few years, the children called Grandma on the phone on April Fool’s Day and told her that one of us had broken a foot, or arm, or whatever and she, of course, believed them. They thought that was very funny. She finally got smart, so that doesn’t work anymore. My birthday is on April 1, so I guess you could say I’m a big joke! Tricky Mom Anonymous A friend of mine had been urging her children to limit their time in the shower … hot water only lasts so long, you know. One day, searching for a reason they would respond to, she said that with all the minerals in their water, their skin and hair would turn rusty looking. They scoffed. So, come April first, she unscrewed the showerhead, filled it with a mixture of strawberry and orange Jell-O and replaced it. The joked worked. Another time, this tricky lady was asked by her son how a model of a ship gets into a bottle. He was good tempered and at the gullible age, so she told him that, if he’d help her, she’d show him. She got a bottle and told him to get some potting soil. He brought some and they spooned some into the bottle, laying it on its side. Then, she sent him to his father to ask for some “ship seeds”. April 1, 2015 Historical April Fool’s Jokes The Oldest Known April Fool’s Joke The Duke of Lorraine and his wife were imprisoned in Nantes in 1632. On April 1, 1632, they disguised themselves as peasants and, while the guards were making merry, they simply walked out the front gate. Someone saw them and told the guards who believed the warning to be an April Fool’s Day joke and laughed at it. The Duke and his wife, of course, escaped! (P.S. It is not known what, if any, part of this story is true.) Washing the Lions This prank was recorded as early as 1698 and continued to be popular until the mid-1800s. Gullible victims (in more recent times, many of them tourists) were simply invited to the Tower of London on the First of April to see the “Ceremony of the Washing of the Lions” kept in the Tower Zoo there. Home Grown Spaghetti In 1957, BBC (British Broadcasting Company) news reported that because of the mild winter and the lack of natural pests, Switzerland’s spaghetti harvest was excellent and those who had gardens and grew their own spaghetti were also reporting fruitful production. The BBC received many calls from people interested in growing their own spaghetti. They told these people to simply place a “sprig” of spaghetti in tomato sauce. TV Stockings In 1962, Sweden’s only TV channel announced that the station’s shows could be seen in color if one cut up one’s stockings and placed them over the TV screen. They said this would bend the light to make the picture appear Continued on page 7 PLAIN PAGES (published in the Middlefield Post): Wednesday, April 15. Deadline: Friday, April 3. Next issue: PLAIN COUNTRY: Wednesday, May 13. Deadline: Friday, May 6. See details on page 2. Plain Country of Northeast Ohio | April 1, 2015 Please submit all ads and letters for Plain Country and for Plain Pages by deadline dates listed below. Plain Country, P.O. Box 626, Middlefield, OH 44062 or call 440-632-0782 or fax to 440-834-8933. {AMISH COMMUNITY NEWS} Subscriptions are available for $48 per year (including the Middlefield Post) Happy Birthday April 1 April 1 April 1 April 1 Mrs. Gertie Byler Bill J. Miller (55) Mary (Mrs. John) Troyer (74) Mrs. (Wayne) Barbara Ann Detweiler (48) April 2 Mrs. Rhoda Mae Byler (38) April 2 Katherine W. Detweiler (15) April 2 Mrs. (Paul) Mary Ann Mast (56) April 2 Wayne H. Yoder (1) April 3 John Mullet, Jr. (40) April 3 Eddie M. Miller (23) April 3 Jonathan Miller (Mervin) (13) April 3 Mrs. (Crist) Maryalice Miller (86) April 3 Mrs. (Jonas) Esther Schmucker (71) April 4 Christina L. Hershberger (twin) (10) April 4 Christopher L. Hershberger (twin) (10) April 4 Mrs. Eli Kathryn Byler (39) April 4 Ada Byler (Mrs. Ken) April 4 Lee Bontrager April 4 Paul Weaver (40) April 4 Matthew J. Byler (18) April 4 Leah Ruth Coblentz (8) April 5 Kathryn Miller (Rob) (5) April 5 Jonas R. Schlabach (16) April 5 Kathy J. Yoder (21) April 5 Andrew W. Detweiler (17) April 6 Kathryn Yutzy (9) April 6 Martha Mae Bender (6) April 6 Joe J. S. Miller (73) April 6 Mahala Detweiler (Jake) (3) April 7 Richard J. Miller (44) April 7 Dorothy S. Yoder (6) Deadlines Publication DATES Issue Dates Publisher: the Fontanelle group inc v Editorial Coordinators: Jacquie Foote, Joe and Sarah Miller Staff Writers: Katherine M. Byler, Barbara Ann Detweiler and Donnie Miller Contributing Writers: William Bender, Daniel Fisher, Ellen Hershberger, Rachel Miller, Linda Weaver and Susan Yoder Mailing Address: P.O. Box 626, Middlefield, OH 44062 Phone: 440-632-0782 v 440-834-8900 v Fax: 440-834-8933 Published Monthly – Free of Charge April 7 Walter Gingerich April 7 Sheila (Mrs. Dan) Byler April 8 Michael Yutzy (26) April 8 Joanne Schmucker (44) April 8 Jonathon W. Miller (8) April 8 Ida Miller (Mrs. Mose) (72) April 9 Anne Gingerich (Waynes) (13) April 9 James Kurtz (18) April 10 Alan Ray Miller (7) April 10 Leona Mullet (Al) (9) April 10 Ruthie Mullet (Danny) (8) April 10 Alan Ray Miller (7) April 10 Robert J. Yoder(10) April 10 Ruthie J. Yoder (19) April 10 Joshua Kuhns (Mark) (7) April 12 Wayne H. Weaver (54) April 12 Uria Bender (12) April 12 Barbie (Mrs. Rob) Miller April 12 Susan Yoder (Mrs. Stephen) April 12 Mrs. (Bill) Ada Byler (66) April 13 Paul (Simon) Gingerich (57) April 13 Paul E. Gingerich April 14 Eli Weaver (76) April 19 Aden M. Miller (26) April 21 Homer H. Yoder III (31) April 23 Katie J. Yoder (15) April 23 Sadie J. Yoder (15) April 24 Mrs. John Barbara Miller (28 May 17 Cindy J. Yoder (14) Albert Miller (26) Bobby Miller (24) Lucinda Miller March 29 March 31 Apr 03 Apr 17 May 06 May 15 May 29 Jun 12 Jun 26 Jul 10 Jul 24 Aug 07 Aug 21 Sep 04 Sep 18 Oct 03 Oct 16 Oct 30 Nov 13 Nov 27 Wanted for Our Next Issue on May 13 Please write in and share some ... ✏STORIES Memories of Mothers, Grandmothers, Great Grandmothers ✏MEMORIES Spring Cleaning problems ✏RECIPES Good for busy days ✏Birthdays✏anniversaries ✏Bits & pieces from the past ✏TIPS for Spring Cleaning. ✏Benefits (printed at no cost) that will Happy Belated Birthday March 6 March 12 March 14 Apr 15 Apr 29 May 13 May 27 Jun 10 Jun 24 Jul 08 Jul 22 Aug 05 Aug 19 Sep 02 Sep 16 Sep 30 Oct 14 Oct 28 Nov 11 Nov 25 Dec 09 Ad/Editorial DEADLINES take place after May 13 ✏Stories, PUZZLERS & RIDDLES Sarah Ann Miller (21) Kaylie Yoder (5) Mail to: Plain Country, P.O. Box 626, Middlefield, OH, 44062, or call 440-632-0782 or fax to 440-834-8933 by May 6 to be included in our next issue. *Anything you send in will be used, if not in the May 13 edition of Plain Country, then in some future issue. In Memory Dan C. Byler … born April 19, 1929 … died March 7, 2015 In Memoriam ISSUE(S) “Plain Pages” in the Post “Plain Pages” in the Post PLAIN COUNTRY “Plain Pages” in the Post PLAIN COUNTRY “Plain Pages” in the Post PLAIN COUNTRY “Plain Pages” in the Post “PLAIN COUNTRY “Plain Pages” in the Post PLAIN COUNTRY “Plain Pages” in the Post “Plain Pages” in the Post PLAIN COUNTRY “Plain Pages” in the Post Thanksgiving “Plain Pages” in the Post Christmas Greetings In This Issue ... Birthdays | Anniversaries..................................02 Bits and Pieces..............................................05,06 Books in Review.................................................07 Children’s Immunization Clinics...................02 Classified...............................................................08 Coffee Break with Sue......................................05 Greetings from Garrettsville..........................03 Greeting from the Bookmobile....................08 Hello from Amish Crossing Corner..............03 Hello from Huntsburg......................................04 Hello from Plain Community.........................05 Howdy from West Farmington.....................05 In Memoriam......................................................02 Katherine’s Korner.............................................04 Lines by Linda.....................................................03 Mom’s Diary.........................................................04 Middlefield Care Center..................................06 Parkman Pathways............................................06 Recipes...........................................................08, 09 Wanted..................................................................02 Children’s Immunization Clinics Geauga County General Health District hosts local children’s immunization clinics. Immunizations for children and adolescents are free of charge for all Geauga County residents regardless of income. For non-Geauga residents, there is a $5 fee per child, per visit. Harvey J. Kempf, 82, of Middlefield passed away March 16, 2015 at his home surrounded by his family. He was born in Middlefield to the late John H. and Melinda (Swartztruber) Kempf. He was member of the Old Order Amish Church. Harvey was a retired farmer, book binder and book repairer. He will be sadly missed by his children, Barbara (Roman D., dec’d) Schlabach, Jonas (Ada E. Miller) Kempf, Reuben (Rachel Gingerich) Kempf, Ada (Chris) Bricker, Susan (Daniel) Fisher, Emanuel (Mary D. Miller) Kempf, Amos (Elizabeth E. Miller) Kempf, Harvey (Kathryn R. Miller) Kempf, Jr., Celesta ( John M.) Miller, Katie Kempf, Ruth (Robert C.) Byler, Mattie (Joe C.)Byler, Leah (Joe D.) Miller, Simon (Katherine M. Yoder) Kempf, 124 grandchildren, 16 great grandchildren, his brothers and sisters, Sam, Elmer, Saloma Leslein, Elizabeth Miller, Mary Miller, and Mattie Kanagy. He is preceded in death by his beloved wife Katie E. (Yoder) Kempf, his parents, and three brothers, Jacob, Henry and William. He was laid to rest in Nauvoo Road Cemetery. Online condolences www.russellslyfh.com. MIDDLEFIELD CLINIC (Will be cancelled when Cardinal Schools are closed.) Wednesday, May 13 from 9 to 11:30 a.m. Clinic will be held at St. Lucy Mission, 16280 Kinsman Road (Route 87 east), Middlefield. Wednesday, May 20 from 9 to 11:30 a.m. Clinic will be held at St. Lucy Mission, 16280 Kinsman Road (Route 87 east), Middlefield. Thursday, May 21 from 3 to 6 p.m. Clinic will be held at St. Lucy Mission, 16280 Kinsman Road (Route 87 east), Middlefield. TROY CLINIC Wednesday, June 24 at 11:30 a.m. No clinic in May. Open every other month in even months. Troy Community Center, 1395D Main Market Rd. East of Route 700. 2 Plain Country of Northeast Ohio | April 1, 2015 Hello from Amish Crossing Corner Greetings from Garrettsville By Sarah Miller By Rachel Miller March 19, 2015: A beautiful day. Lots of sunshine, enough to make the crocus bloom, bringing some cheer after our long, cold winter!! Our sympathy to the family of Harvey Kempf in the passing of father and grandfather. He passed away early Monday morning, March 16 and the funeral was Thursday, March 19. He was 82 years old. Also, our sympathy to the family of Katie Weaver, 73, whose funeral was Wednesday, March 11. Katie had taught school for almost 40 years. She will be greatly missed by her family and many friends. On Wednesday, March 18, my sister Edna Byler and I spent the day at our sister Fannie and Melvin Yoders. Fannie had spent almost four weeks in Burton Health Care after falling and breaking her hip. After being home for three days, she was taken to Geauga Regional Hospital with pneumonia, coming home again after being there five days. Also coming to visit Wednesday were their son Owen and Ella Yoder from Troutville, Pa. They plan to stay for several days helping out, as she still is not feeling well. Today, I went for therapy again on my shoulder. If the saying is true about, “No pain, no gain.” I should be in pretty good shape! OUCH! We are getting ready for a Benefit WINTER BOOTS | SHOES COATS | CLOTHING TOO MANY BRANDS TO LIST INCLUDING: Wolverine • LaCrosse Lowa • Rocky Hi-Tech Irish Setter • Prospect Drew • Many More! ICE CREAM FREEZERS | IMMERGOOD LIFEFTIME TABLES & CHAIRS HORSE SUPPLIES | LED LIGHTING MUCH MORE! S H O E S | B O O T S | C O AT S MEN | WOMEN | CHILDREN’S March15, 2015: We came home from church a half hour ago. The sun didn’t shine much today; now at 3:30 p.m. it is shining. A lot of people sick with the flu. Some have it for the second or third time. Grandson Marvin Kurtz was in Florida a week or 10 days and went deep-sea fishing. He caught a shark. It was a little over six feet long and weighed 150 pounds. Marvin was one excited boy! The captain strapped him into his chair so the shark couldn’t pull him in the water. Daniel Detweiler was also along. I understand he also caught a shark. The cardinals are singing and I heard a robin yesterday. Ivan saw red wing blackbirds and we have the bluebirds. I guess spring is on the way. I want to sow lettuce seeds on the 17th of this month, and maybe a few peas. I also want to plant sweet onions. I have to send for seeds yet. I’m anxious to plant some garden and start tomato plants soon. 16161 Nash Rd. | Middlefield | 440-548-2259 (corner of Rt. 528 & Nash Rd.) Monday thru Friday 8-5:30; Saturday 8-4:00 Good Friday By Mrs. Rudy Kathryn Detweiler My Savior climbed Golgotha’s hill, Bearing His heavy load, As painfully He upward toiled, Along that uphill road. Great drops of sweat and drops of blood, Dripped for a sad, sad time. The cross He bore, the thorns He wore, Were His … the sins were mine. They nailed Him to the cross of pain, And there He died to win. The evil, stubborn hearts of men, And save them from their sin. He laid His life on a bridge, Where all of us may pass, Into our Father’s loving arms, To be redeemed at last. Pancake Breakfast here on Friday, March 27 for Daniel Burkholder who was hurt and is paralyzed. They need to make their house handicapped accessible. Neighbor Barbara Byler was taken to the hospital early this morning. March 19. We have no report as yet as to what is wrong. Granddaughter Rachel, 11, is sporting a cast on her left arm after breaking it when she slid down a big snow pile. She needed surgery to put in a pin. Little Joseph, two-week old son of our granddaughter Mae and Allen Kauffman spent the weekend of March 15 in Hillcrest Hospital with R.S.V. Lots of colds and flu still going around. It has been quite hard on greenhouse folks with the cold weather to get their plants started. Read in our Amish newsletter where lots of plants have been frozen. And, the sugar bush guys are also getting a late start. Wonder what kind of season they will have! We are looking forward to having sister Emma Weaver come to visit Saturday, March 21. She lives in Jasper, N.Y. She plans to visit sister Fannie Yoder. Emma and Andy have a Greenhouse, so Andy will not be able to come along. Spring birds are singing their cheerful songs, but I hope it will warm up some more before the Martins come back. Lines by Linda By Linda Weaver David RS Sharp Shop Spring, the time to ‘sharpen-up’ everything! Lawn Mower Blades n Electric Clipper Blades n Knives n Scissors n 4” & 6” Jointer Knives n Drill & Wood Bits n Hand Saws n Chisels n Meat Grinder Knives and Plates and more! For your convenience drop off at Midtown Variety 15970 E. High Middlefield n 440-632-9600 n 15480 Burton Windsor Rd • Middlefield Now available: Machine & Tool Rentals Saws, Trowelers, Contractor Nails, Hardware • Generators etc • Wagons Scooters • Coleman and more March 20. 2015: Hello Everyone! Looking outside, it’s hard to believe how much snow we had two weeks ago. We still have dirty piles here and there. Today is the first day of Spring! The syrup makers have been busy with the Gingerich family over 1,000 gallons already. Looks like it could be a short season. It’s hard to tell as there’s still snow in the woods. The men had to wear snowshoes to tap. Several funerals since my last letter. The latest was Harvey Kempf, 82, a widower. His was yesterday. Dan C. Byler, 85, passed away March 7. Mrs. Adam (Emma) Detweiler, 65, died of a heart attack March 1 and Katie Weaver died March 9 of a lingering illness. Another funeral in Guys Mills, Pa. was of our dear friend Willie Gingerich, 63. We attended along with my brother Dan and Betty Byler from Guthrie, Ky. That funeral was Friday the 6th. Dan and Betty left for home then on Sunday. We spent some special family time together. John and Sarah Hershberger stopped in for a short visit after the funeral of his uncle, Dan.C. Byler on Tuesday. NAUVOO FAMILY MARKET FRESH BAKED BAKERY DAILY BuLK FooDS & DELI • Bread • Cookies • Pies • Fry Pies • Assorted Donuts: Cream Sticks, Glazed & more! Order your baked goods ahead, they will be ready when you get here! 15979 Nauvoo Rd • Middlefield • 440-632-5584 Located across the street from the “Middlefield Sale Barn” Mon-Thurs 8a-5:00p • Fri 8a-7:00p Sat 8a-4:00p • Closed Sun MILLER’S Herbs & Variety NOW Taking Orders for ANY Kinds of Shrubs Formerly known as Hayes Rd Greenhouse TAKING ORDERS FOR STRAWBERRY PLANTS UNTIL MARCH 28 •Fruit Tree Sprays - Imidan, Rally & More •Garden & Shrub Sprays •Garden Dust Sprays • Garden Dust, Dormant Spray •Triple 12 Fertilizer Weed & Feed •Green Sand •Grass Seed •Bird Seed •Suets •Meal Worms •Bird Netting •Sq. Tomato Cages •Tomato String •Hoses & Fittings •Black Garden Plastic Landscape Fabric •Butane Gas One & Butane Gas •Fire Blox Starter •50# Bags of Softener Salt •Canning Jars •Brooms •Windchimes •Monty’s Joy Juice Fertilizer •Basic H-Gal., Qt., or Pt. •Bulk Herbs in Powder Form We carry Stove Pipes, Hardware Items, Bolts, •Herb tinctures & More Nuts, Washers, Lags & Screws. C TI E : NO •Saba Products STOP IN & SEE WHAT WE HAVE! Church was here on Sunday with Minister Willis and Sarah Miller of Windsor attending. Also John Mullet Jr., our son Bob’s family and grandson Adam Weaver (Aarons) came. We were glad to see everyone! It took Willis about an hour to drive over, that took extra effort! Thanks for coming. Mrs. Dan (Katie) Kurtz fell on ice and shattered her elbow. They did a 3 hour surgery and don’t know if it will be OK or not. We are surely hoping it will heal. Mrs. John (Mary) Slabaugh had vein surgery done and she is not to let her legs hang down. Needs to have them propped up on a recliner or bench. These two were both missing from church and missed very much. Get well soon! Jenny Byler had hip replacement in January so the neighbor ladies visited with her yesterday. Donnie Miller Nancy, John Slabaugh Mary, Lee Bontrager Ida and I spent an enjoyable afternoon there. She is coming along well. It was special to have Nancy along! “Til next time! Chuckle: A customer hurriedly entered a store and rushed up to a clerk. “Do you have any gloves in this store?” she asked. The clerk answered, “Aisle C.” After waiting several minutes, the irate customer asked again, “Do you have any gloves in this store?” Again the clerk said, “Aisle C.” Whereupon the irate customer said, “Now listen, Lady, that’s the second time you’ve told me “I’ll see”. When are you going to find out?” Dan C. Miller •13015 Hayes Rd • Middlefield •(440) 636-5659 3 Katherine’s Plain Country of Northeast Ohio | April 1, 2015 Korner Mom’s Diary By Katherine Byler By Barbara Ann Detweiler Good-bye, Matthew; come see us again. He’s heading for Carroll County to stay a while with daughter Elizabeth and Wayne and the grandchildren there. He’s a real doll, and almost lifelike … a cutie like Matthews are! It’s time to bring last year’s geraniums and such up from the basement to clip and water them for a good start on summer’s color. There are many people cheering the warmer weather, not the least of whom are the cabdrivers trying to maneuver roads and driveways during these snow-filled days and nights! Our neighbor has quite a hill for a driveway and one early morning a driver’s brakes went out when he was nearly at the top. He began sliding backwards and, just before he got to the road, he connected and eased to a stop. Whew! A billion bucks is a lot of money. You could pass out $1,000 per hour, 12 hours a day, 365 days a year for 228 1/2 years with it! A billion in $100 bills would make six stacks, each standing as high as the Washington Monument (555 feet). A visit to the heart doctor revealed strange findings with hubby’s ticker. The doc prescribed Lasix to try to combat any fluid that may be causing his awful coughing. It may be causing the weakness in his legs as well. Hubby is used to “seeing to everything” and has to get used to others’ help. Wayne and daughter Barbara Ann Detweiler were here one evening (with cinnamon rolls,) and replaced a motor in the basement. It took some knowledge how and a couple of hours and the motor was set to go. It was much appreciated. Joe’s sister, the Andy S. Kauffmans, came one evening with all their children but two plus five spouses and seven little boy grands. What an enjoyable evening, not soon forgotten. Mrs. David Marianne Miller is getting quite anxious to get to sewing and other work after a total hip replacement the last week in February. And Joe J. Bricker has diverticulitis now, in addition to bladder cancer. Grandson Alan Ray and I were playing “Kick the Can” in our basement. It was actually unplanned … the pint jar splintered into a hundred pieces when he accidentally kicked against it. We were doing laundry and it scared us silly! (Sillier?) Our visiting group consisting of the Robert and Jr. Stoltzfuses, John and Mae Bontrager, and Joe and me, visited with Mrs. (Jr.) Liz’s aunt and husband, Mel and Anna Yoder, on Hayes Road. They have a nice little “retirement home”. John and Betty Weaver and David and Marianne Miller could not join us this time, but we look forward to all being together for a visit to Mrs. (Joe) Malinda Kurtz and son Dan next time. There are so many on our list to visit! We can at least send mail if we don’t visit everyone … “if” we get it accomplished. Saturday, Feb. 21: It warmed up to 28 degrees. Wow! Katherine stepped outdoors and yelled, “It’s Summer!” Andrew gave Betty and Norma sled rides with the horse and buggy. They loved it. Wayne was called out to help two different vehicles out of the snow with his loader. One of them was the mail carrier. Sunday, Feb. 22: The temperature was way down to 0 degrees again this morning, so it was a cold ride to church. It was warmer by the time we left for home. The rest of the day was spent resting, reading, eating and playing games. Monday, Feb. 23: Big news! Neighbor Phillip and Lori Miller had twins born to them … a boy and a girl named Lonnie and Lorena. Betty and Norma were SO excited and can’t wait to see them. We all are, for that matter. Tuesday, Feb. 24: Katherine and I went to get groceries. At one store, I had decided to leave my purse in the van and, while in the store, I forgot I didn’t have it. I grabbed Katherine and said someone stole my purse. She almost fell down laughing. She said the look on my face was “something else”. I’m either losing my mind, or lost it already! Wednesday, Feb. 25: Home all day. Felt good to not have anything planned today. Thursday, Feb. 26: I felt horrible today. My hands and my knees gave me a lot of trouble. Friday, Feb. 27: I’m trying not to move around too much, but that gets old too. It hurts to sit and it hurts to move! Saturday, Feb. 28: Everyone helped with the normal Saturday work. Wayne went ice fishing and didn’t have any luck, but he thinks it’s fun anyway! Once, he thought he had one and was pretty excited. But, then, it turned out someone had played a joke on him and hooked a fish on his line while he was outside the tent. Sunday, March 1: I think I’m feeling a little better. Today is my Dad’s birthday. He turned 71. We drove down with horse and buggy and had a bad experience along the way. Our horse shied from a snowplow and tried to jump over a snowbank on the side of the road and we all tipped over … horse, buggy and all. We fell on the road and the girls all had bumps and bruises, mostly on their faces. Wayne had a huge black and blue bruise on his leg. Since I have a lot of pain anyway, I wasn’t sure if I had hurt myself. But it turned out I was fine. Monday, March 2: The girls got up all sore this morning. Norma’s one eye is swollen, black and blue. Betty looked like an old granny walking to school. Katherine’s face is scratched up and swollen. Right now, none of us even wants to think about going anywhere with a horse and buggy. We were shocked to hear Wayne’s Uncle Adam’s wife Emma died last night from heart related problems. Tuesday, March 3: Wayne’s sisters and Mom came for the day. It made for a short day and helped me forget about my Hello from Huntsburg By William Bender We are headed for spring. Sugar season is here … no big runs yet. Most of the snow ran down in the creek for Lake Erie. Sister Kate and niece Laura from Holmes County were here today. Laura went in the sugarbush this afternoon to help gather sap. A first for her. She and her twin sister Leah are planning to take over their father’s farm. Monday, March 16, I was at Byler’s Harness Shop. Reuben showed me grandfather’s hunting license from 1946. He paid $1.25; he was 65 years old, 5 foot 8 inches, weighed 140 pounds and Anson Rhodes was clerk. That was news to me that Anson sold hunting licenses. I didn’t know that R. J. Byler did any hunting. Grandson Matthew Miller broke his collarbone last Monday, March 9. Over $400 just to x-ray and put his arm in a sling. I would hate to pay their income tax. This is now a few days later and my mind is still blank. We did see the Northern Lights a few mornings … one morning they were real bright. Anna had her Holmes get together today at Katie Mae’s over on Patch Road. There were a few missing. This is about every eight weeks. Thursday, March 19: Today is the funeral of Harvey Kemph. A busload came in yesterday afternoon and one is coming in this morning, both from Cass City. His wife died a few years ago. She was from Holmes County. Monday was the funeral of Susie Shetler in Homes County, a neighbor of years ago. We didn’t go to the viewing or the funeral. This was the third funeral of our old neighbors in Holmes County in a short time. I talked to Steve Nosel today. Does anyone have any pictures of that schoolhouse that was on the northwest corner of Pioneer Road and Clay Street? You can still see where it was. Part of the hole is there where the basement was. The schoolhouse is part of Steve’s barn. As kids, we called that corner “the dog grave yard” because a man from Cleveland used to bury his dogs there. How much water that holds, I don’t know. I do know that a headstone was there … or might still be there … with the name “Snoopy.” Maybe he was a friend of Sipblock. Slipblock had that farm before my time. As far back as I cam remember, it was Steve Nosel. Old Steve, now young Steve … and he isn’t so young anymore. Chuckle: problems for a while! Wednesday, March 4: Wayne went to the funeral of his Aunt Emma. It has warmed up a bit. Thursday, March 5: Cold again … 9 degrees. I took some treats out to school for the teachers and students. Rose Edna went along to help me. Friday, March 6: Just a normal Friday in the life of the Detweilers! Saturday, March 7: My great uncle Dan, known as Betsy Dan, died today. He was the last of his family to go, so it seems extra sad. By Jaime A. Fisher, Sunday, March RN/DON 8: To church, then home and to the viewing of Dan. Middlefield Care Center I didn’t hurt so much today, though it’s very hard to go up or down steps. Labor the hardest work willget everaround Love. Monday, March 9: you I could better today. Tuesday, March 10: It’s turning out to be a nice week. Is that why I feel better? We went down to my parents tonight. He’s still battling his illness. Wednesday, March 11: I invited my Miller cousins here for the day and 19 of them showed up. They warned me I better not write about them, so I’ll just put it this way … they are all crazy and noisy and I love them all dearly! Thursday, March 12: My pain has lessened a lot, though I have to get used to not bending my fingers. Friday, March 13: We finally went over to visit with neighbor Phillips tonight and see the twins. Saturday, March 14: Everyone has cabin fever. Since it’s been warming up, the girls are getting antsy to be outside more. There’s lots of water in the ditches and creeks because of the melting snow. Sunday, March 15: We rested a lot of the day. Wayne and I played Old Maid with Betty and Norma for a while. Tonight, I had to get some food ready for Andrew and Laura’s friends. We made grilled hamburgers. Monday, March 16: Katherine hung her laundry out and it dried! Our laundry doesn’t dry as quickly as some people’s with us living here among all the trees, so that was a good feeling. Tuesday, March 17: Today is John’s 21st birthday. We had ice cream and cake. Wednesday, March 18: I, along with my Mom and a few others, went to visit my Great Aunt at Burton Health Care, I’m still feeling some improvement, pain wise. Thursday, March 19: Our whole family went down to my parents for the evening. Dad doesn’t look good … he’s lost so much weight. Friday, March 20: Colder again and it goes right to the bones. The trees aren’t cooperating for the syrup makers yet. I guess they were frozen too hard. Betty and Norma were excited this morning because the schoolchildren planned to go watch a neighbor cook. MCC’s Jaime Fisher With a Holiday Wish “When you encourage others, you in the process are encouraged because you’re making a commitment and difference in that person’s life. Encouragement really does make a difference.” ~Zig Ziglar Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them? 4 Plain Country of Northeast Ohio | April 1, 2015 Coffee Break with Sue Howdy from West Farmington By Susan Yoder By Mrs. Rudy Kathryn Detweiler March 6, 2015: I’m sure by this time we are all ready for spring … ready to be free of ice and snow and cold winds and enjoying the longer days also. The birds are just as happy as we are, with their chirps and trills. It’s time to till some beds, plant onion sets, seed potatoes and lettuce … all that yummy stuff! On Tuesday a load of us went to the funeral of my uncle. Ben Shetler, in Home, Pa. He was a brother to my Mother (youngest) and married to Fannie (Schmucker) Shetler. Fannie is a sister to Hump Irene on Georgia Road whose husband passed away several months ago. It feels lonely with all my aunts and uncles gone except for one uncle, Mel Shetler, who lives in Mespo. Am sure Mel and Maurine would be glad for mail, address is 4829 Kinsman Road, Middlefield, Oh, 44062. In our load were minister Erfs Dan and Linda Miller, Mrs. Woody Sadie Gingerich, Allen and Miriam Yoder, Wilmer and Ruth Byler, Rudy and I. Bishop Poor Daves Junior and Barbara, and Brother Freeman came up from Kentucky for the funeral and went with Dan Hershberger Linda, Joe Byler Martha and Dewey Detweiler’s load. My Brother-in-law, Poor Daves Junior was in the hospital 5 days from shoveling snow in Kentucky and hard trouble breathing. Mrs. Freeman Maryann Detweiler also came along from Kentucky and spent time with their daughter Chris and Kathy Kauffmans over on Hosmer Road. We were shocked to hear the sad news that Mrs. Adam Emma Detweiler passed away suddenly from a heart attack last weekend. Adam is Rudy’s first cousin and he and his brothers attended the funeral. We heard she was singing while washing dishes and was with her grandchildren in the living room when life fled. The family has our sympathy. Adam’s address is 17482 Burton Windsor Road, Middlefield, Oh, 44062. Her age was 65 years. A load of ladies came up from came up from Kentucky to visit family, an annual trip for them. Our Daughter-in-law Mrs. Roberts Linda Mullet and their son Robbie Jr., age 18, were our welcome supper guests on Wednesday. Marty and Lori and children also came over. Mrs. Daniel Weaver Sue and Linda (sisters) spent their time with their parents Bishop Andy and Ada Yoder and Widow Dan Weaver Alta. They didn’t have nice weather to travel. It was also very cold and freezing rains on Tuesday for Ben Shetler’s funeral … and cold for Adam Emma’s funeral. Our dear friends won’t be here to see the beauty and warmth of spring. We have hopes they entered a much nicer home. COLD, WET FEET? Amish Home Craft & Bakery See you at. . . . . Small Red Wing SAS Danner Irish Setter Muck LaCrosse By Donnie Miller Saturday, March 14, 2015: Greetings to all Plain Country readers! Spring is in the air. I suppose all are in the sugar woods this morning, as, with the warmer weather, sap should be running. With all the snow in the woods this year, it made for hard work tapping the maple trees. Church was here at our place last Sunday (March 8) and, with all the snow, we had a lot of snow that had to be moved to make room for the buggies. We had many visiting ministers, friends and family. A good day! Drove my horse and buggy to town last week, which seemed to be the first time since December. With the many drugs Nancy and I must take, it means many trips to the pharmacy, sometimes twice in a week. Simon Gingerich is not well and has not been able to attend church for a while now. He is on oxygen and under nursing care. EXPO Pine Craft Storage Barns |13650 Madison Road, Middlefield •Jams •Jellies •Baked Goods •Quilts •Wood Items •Centerpieces •Wallhangers •Place Mats •Rugs •Hickory Rockers •Baby Items and so much more! 440-632-1888 (440) 693-4363 OPEN Mon-Sat 9am - 4:30pm 4853 Kinsman Rd. (Rt. 87), Middlefield, OH 44062 Submitted by Katherine Byler Bakery Available Daily-Will Do Special Orders March 18: 1978: Dr. Steffee operated on my brother Allen J. Miller’s bum ankle on Thursday. He had broken it years ago and it had never healed properly. He suffered a lot of pain and has to have therapy yet before he can come home. He will have to wear a cast for five to six weeks. A girl was born to the Sam J. Millers on Friday. Grandparents are Mrs. Sara (Bender) Miller and the Gid Kurtzes. Their only other child, a boy, was released from the hospital Tuesday after suffering from dehydration. The Weavers are having quite a time lately, at least the family of Dan L. is anyway. His wife took a day off from her very busy work schedule to help her sister get ready for church because her man was in Florida and unable to be there. When she got to her sister’s, she found out they didn’t even have church there that Sunday. Oh my! Then, 20,000 Sq. ft. fillED with ANtiquES There’s r fo Somethinge!! Everyon Ge y’s Largest Treasur Count e Ch a g e au Visitors last night to help break the winter blahs were Ken and Sara Bender, and John and Sue Troyer, On the 24th, we expect a singing group and we are really looking forward to that evening. Brother-in-law Ken Bender had knee surgery at St. Vincent’s Hospital in Cleveland. Ken had a lot of pain, but is now able to get around with a cane. Has to be off work for six weeks. Maybe a card to his wife would help out! Smile! Haven’t heard from my sister in Montana lately. Don’t know if her tulips froze or if they are blooming by now! Nancy has another MRI scheduled on April 1 as she has a lot of headaches. We hope for the best. Belated news … a baby girl was born to Elmer and Rhoda Weaver and named Jessica Rose. Grands are Walter Gingeriches and Wayne Weavers. One sister greets her. Bits and Pieces of Long Ago (Let Ring) 16860 KINSMAN RD.(RT. 87) Mon-Fri 8am-5pm/ Sat 8am-4pm/ Sun Closed there, too. We had a good day. Rob Em Miller stays about the same. We miss her in church! It’s not the same when the elderly aren’t there. Simon Gingerich hasn’t been well either. He is 87. Son Joey is putting weight on his foot now, with the help of a “boot”. He wants to go back to work next week. He did a lot of puzzles while he was laid up. ‘Til next time … Spring Blessings! Hello from the Plain Community Saturday, April 11th 7:30am-3pm Friday, April 10th Noon-7pm Every third Sat. 25% off clearance s boots & shoe 8 1 . R AP OvEr March 18, 2015: A friendly Hi Y’all! Finally! Spring! My Mom (Mrs. Crist J. S. Miller) had that oblation done on her heart. She’s feeling better. It’s amazing how the doctors do this (via computer). Paul and Mary Jane Detweiler welcomed son number four; I didn’t get a name for him. Grandparents are Merv Vera Detweiler and Dan O. Millers. Great is John Mary Detweiler. We Miller cousins recently spent a day together at Wayne Barbara Detweiler’s (Mom’s Diary). I think there were 21 of us ( five missing). The ones from Carroll were st Auntie’s Antique Mall 15567 Main Market, Parkman 44080 (1 mile west of Rt. 528 on Rt. 422, south side) 440-548-5353 www.auntiesantiquemall.com OPEN 7 DAYS: 10am-5pm Delivery & Layaway Available • Furniture Repair & Restoration 5 later, her husband went to get his teeth out of the cup to jam them back into his mouth and they weren’t there. When they asked their 2-year-old if he did anything with them, he pointed to the toilet bowl. It seems he is being potty trained and is allowed to empty his own potty, and decided to empty the cup of water, etc also. So Dan walks around pretty flat-mouthed at present. Joseph W. Byler bought the Ervin W. Bricker home and 4.21 acres here in Mespo. Plans to are tear off part of the house, to dig a basement and build a new kitchen and bathrooms after the Brickers move. Mr. and Mrs. Sam Erb, Mrs. Mahlon J. E. and Mrs. Joseph W. Byler and Mrs. David J. S. Miller visited with Mrs. Dan H. Yoder in Claridon on Tuesday. We had great fun until Sarah fell in the snow, but she recovered quickly. Plain Country of Northeast Ohio | April 1, 2015 Parkman Pathways Historic Footprint By Ellen Hershberger By Jaime A. Fisher, RN/DON Middlefield Care Center Saturday, Feb. 21: A cold, sad day with the funeral of Marian Cox. Sunday, Feb. 22: This was family time with brunch for some, and then, supper with those who were absent in the morning. Tuesday, Feb. 24: The highlights today were the Ladies’ Day by Alma Miller and singing tonight by Ada Gingerich. Five of us at Alma’s were those whose mothers used to travel together, also Alma’s daughters were there. Wednesday, Feb. 15: After work, we ate supper with Ed whose wife passed away last week. Thursday, Feb. 26: Today it snowed again all day while I was at Tinker’s Creek School. I believe it snowed all day on Thursdays each time I’ve been there. Monday, March 2: Tonight our visiting group was by Crist and Mary Hershberger. Tuesday, March 3: Another enjoyable day at school, being oh so careful on the ice. Many mornings a big black lab greets us in the schoolyard. Wednesday, March 4: The transit drivers walked me to and from the bus on the ice, making me feel like I’m much older than I am. Good thing too, as my foot hit a smooth spot and down I would have gone, had no one had a hold of me. Thursday, March 5: After school, I joined some others to visit Tim Miller and family. He has infection in his replacement knee from a dental visit and is on crutches and antibiotics for several weeks until he’ll get a new replacement. Friday, March 6: A bright, beautiful morning, but still crunching the ice. The driver fell twice on the ice this morning. The singles took snacks and spent the evening with Minnie Byler. Saturday, March 7: I did a morning of errands and shopping. Rested in the afternoon so that I could enjoy a family birthday. There were four teenagers who had birthdays, plus two younger ones. Sunday, March 8: The driver who was scheduled to take a load to Clymer, N.Y. didn’t show up. So we had a day of rest. Monday, March 9: A happy day at work and a visitor in the p.m. made up most of my day/ A little 3-year-old spent the night with me. Tuesday, March 10: I canned 15 pints of vegetable soup, and we had family Ladies Day here at Miriam’s. Tonight, the singers were at Joe and Sara’s. Wednesday, March 11: This was an easy day when I opted to cut out some things and just do the three-hour shift and payroll. Thursday, March 12: Ten of us visited schools today, which is always interesting. The schoolrooms are so cheerful and clean! Friday, March 13: I washed white curtains before work. I must have made a wrong move, as it took most of the afternoon to get out of pain with rest and stretches. The job is very easy, no lifting or heavy work. Rose and I brought our suppers home from Buster’s auction. Saturday, March 14: Niece Regina did the hard work and I puttered along springcleaning the front room. Sunday, March 15: It was through a brisk, cold wind we went to church at Denny Yoder’s. We were glad for the visitors. About eight or so of ours were missing. Monday, March 16: Singles group was visiting Mr. and Mrs. Gideon Kurtz tonight. Tuesday, March 17: Another busy day at school. Wednesday, March 18: Working the three hours then had a treatment (down to once a week), and just being with friends tonight. Thursday, March 19: Helping at Tinkers Creek School today was certainly enjoyable and it didn’t take long for me to get attached to these “little people”. Being careful with movements and doing the stretches is keeping me basically pain free right now. I feel deeply for scribe Barbara Ann Detweiler in her pain. May you find healing and relief. ~ God be with us all. The Care Center is settling into 2015. I, personally, have just recently been able to write the correct year. I don’t understand why it always takes me so long to accept the New Year. With zeal and excitement I ask you all, how are your New Year’s resolutions coming along? Mine is coming along great. Thanks for asking. I decided I’m not to make a resolution to lose weight, or work out more. I’m going to make a resolution to do something I want to do! So that something was taking up photography. And if you know me, you know I didn’t go out and buy a new camera, or printer or photo paper. I have a camera on my phone and I don’t leave home without it. My goal is to enter a photo to be judged at The Great Geauga County Fair. One photo by August; I can do that. April is national child abuse prevention month. I encourage parents to go out of their way to make meaningful connections with their children and family. In celebration of this month, our family has decided to take evening walks together. Last evening, my daughter and I decided to scout out an abandoned sugar shack on Burton Windsor Road. It was sprinkling slightly and the light was low and gray. I was taking pictures inside and out and my daughter called me over. She wanted me to look at the doors that opened into the evaporation room. On the doors are a written history of how many trees were taped, gallons of a sap collected, and gallons of maple syrup produced, followed by the year. The first year I could read was 1942 and the last year I could read was 1978. The family who owned the farm where the sugar shack stands also wrote their name on the door. My daughter was so fascinated by this written history that has been abandoned and forgotten. She became very quiet on our walk back to the car. She finally said, “Mom, how are we going to be remembered in history?” I let her know we are remembered by our family through our traditions and cultural ties. I said to her, “Most likely your children will continue some of the current traditions and cultural activities I’m teaching you.” It seemed to satisfy her knowing that someone is going to remember us. I’m so glad that this lesson was learned on a family walk in Geauga County while photographing an abandoned sugar house during sugaring season. Please report neglect and abuse if and when you see it. Intervention leads to prevention. So connect with your children. Leave your own historical footprint. Signing off for now, but I will have to give a double report next month regarding new born babies, and the lucky families who will receive care packages for most visits to the Care Center. Also stay tuned for a new education series about diabetes that will be held here. Thank you for the best job in the world. Labor the hardest work you will ever Love. A True Morsel Submitted by Katherine Byler, from Leslie N. Navarre, Ohio Our son was eating a chocolate bar during a hot drive from town with his dad. Halfway back, my husband was surprised to see the candy lying on the dashboard in the blazing sun. “Why did you put your candy up there?” his father frowned. Danny replied innocently, “It was getting wet, so I set it in the sun to dry.” Bits and Pieces of the Past The Tornado in Atlantic Part 3 Chuckle: A small plane’s pilot running out of fuel found himself over the middle of a forest. Spotting a group of hikers, he quickly made a sign asking, “Where am I?” The pilot put the sign to the window so the hikers could see it. Conversing for a few minutes, the hikers then made their sign and flashed it at the pilot. Their sign said, “You’re in an airplane!!” Submitted by Rachel Miller We lived with Andy’s for two weeks. By then, our new shop was up and we moved into it. Most of the other buildings were started and the barn was up. We moved the cows back home where others milked for us. We did not lose any animals, which seems like a miracle. Before the tornado, the cows and horses were all behind the barn. Afterwards, they were walking around in the field next to the lane. Some were bloody and one horse was lying in the ditch on his back and couldn’t get up by himself. We lived in the shop for four weeks and just six weeks after the tornado, we moved into our new house. Mother and Lydia moved into the little house about the same time. Lots of folks came to help from far and near. They came from Lancaster and Lawrence County and Pennsylvania by the bus load, and from Ohio, Indiana, Delaware, Maryland and Michigan. Meals for the workers furnished by the Red Cross and the Mennonite Disaster Service were served at the church house in Atlantic. Food was brought down to our place for us and the workers for four or five weeks. Church had been in our barn Sunday before the tornado, so new benches and books were needed to be gotten, as most were lost. ARCH SUPPORTS Custom-made arch supports made from rubberized cork– lightweight - flexible - strong Your prescription or free consultation Relief for many foot problems (heel spurs, plantar fasciitis, etc.); Benefits knee, hip and back pain $30.00 OFF Second Pair Special Call for details “The problem with having a sense of humor is often that people you use it on aren’t in a very good mood.” ~ Lou Holtz OrthOtics cOmpany 16885 Kinsman Rd., Middlefield • 1-440-632-5557 / 1-800-776-8147 “Imagination was given to man to compensate him for what he is not; a sense of humor to console him for what he is.” ~ Francis Bacon Since 1910 6 Plain Country of Northeast Ohio | April 1, 2015 Continued from page 1/ Twitterpated! in color. Thousands of people cut up their stockings and taped them over their TV sets and, thus, found out “they had been had”. Books in Review Lock Ness Monster In 1972 a photo surfaced that the Park Zoo in Yorkshire claimed was of the body of the Lock Ness Monster. They said that the body had been discovered by a team of zoologists doing research at Lock Ness. The zoo’s education officer finally admitted he had masterminded this hoax using a seal whose whiskers he had shaved off. By Jacquie Foote “An Amish Cradle” published by Thomas Nelson, Nashville, Tenn., copyright 2015, contains novellas written by Vannetta Chapman, Amy Clipston, Kathleen Fuller and Beth Wiseman. It is the latest in the collection. Each author is a gifted writer, producing interesting stories featuring realistic characters. They all wrote on the same theme, in this case, the arrival of a new baby into an Amish family. And, as a novella must center on a problem, each author chose one that a new baby might cause. Of course, secondary problems or issues are brought up to make the characters and their world more complete. The trick in an Amish-themed novel is to present a realistic image of Amish life and thought so that the resolution of the problem(s) addressed in that particular novel is appropriate. Vannetta Chapman wrote “An Unexpected Blessing” the story of Etta and Mose Bontrager who, in their 40s and with grown children, find they are expecting a new little one. The baby is welcome as the blessing it is and is born healthy and easy to care for. The real problem is not the increase in family, but the hard economic times she is born into; times that seen to dictate that the family must sell its farm and that Mose must earn a living away from the land. They look to find God’s will in this, to be able to discern what road He wants them to take, and they find a stunning answer in a second unexpected blessing. Amy Clipston chose to write “A Son for Always”, telling of Carolyn and Joshua Glick who are thrilled to be preparing to welcome their first child. This baby will be welcomed also by an older brother, Ben, a son Carolyn brought to this marriage who was officially adopted by Joshua. Carolyn obviously has concerns centered on Ben and Joshua, concerns she feels she must handle alone. She has no idea what wonders God has planned. Kathleen Fuller, well known around here for her Middlefield based novels, uses Ellie (blinded in an accident while in her rumspringa), and husband Chris, characters introduced in a previous novella, as central to her story. The young couple are filled with joy (and a little anticipation) at the news they are to have twins. Things go well, except for Ellie’s mother Edna who nearly smothers her with her attention and worry. When the twins are born, Edna moves in “to help” and takes over so completely Ellie is permitted to take very little care of the infants. It becomes clear that Ellie must find the reason for Edna’s almost frantic concern for her grandbabies. “A Heart Full of Love” is about boundaries and the reason some might be ignored. Like the other three authors, Beth Wiseman is an accomplished and wellliked author. In her story, “In his Father’s Arms” she writes of Ruth Ann and Levi whose first baby is born a special child. Little Joshua is born with Down syndrome. The story accurately presents the care and support the Amish community shower on the newborn and his parents, support they freely and lovingly offer. Although their love for their new little one is almost more than they can contain, Levi and Ruth Ann each struggle with subduing their fears for their son and finding rest and confidence in God. Levi seeks out Bishop Lantz and the wise old man is a great blessing for him. Ruth Ann gets support from many, including some outside her community, who also are raising their own Down children. But Ruth Ann’s formerly closest friend, Bethany, avoids her. Towards the end of the story, Bethany reveals to Ruth Ann that when she was in her first pregnancy, she had some prenatal testing done by her greataunt’s Englisch son who was a doctor. It was discovered that the baby she carried had “something wrong, something genetic”. Bethany and her husband John decided the baby should be aborted. The Englisch doctor uncle agreed to do the procedure and not to tell anyone. Bethany tells Ruth Ann that she and John are “fine with their decision” and would do it again in the same circumstances. She dislikes being near baby Joshua but wants to take up friendship with Ruth Ann again. Something Ruth Ann will not do. She tells Bethany she will pray for her. Why do non-Amish read Amishthemed novels? A major reason is to learn of the Amish way. To be sure of my understanding of the Amish community’s feelings on abortion, I spoke with some of my Amish friends. They were appalled at the way this issue was brought up and the way it was handled. If it was necessary to bring abortion into this story, more should have been done to contrast Bethany and John’s actions with Amish values. The picture of the Amish is confusing as presented in this instance. Earth Loses Gravity In1976, the BBC Radio 2 reported that, because of the rare astronomical event of Pluto aligning behind Jupiter, Earth’s gravity would temporarily decrease. Listeners were told to jump into the air at 9:47 so they could experience a floating sensation. Many reported that they did indeed experience this floating feeling. One lady even said that she and her friends floated around the room together! (And it all happened on April 1st!) The Iceberg In 1978, a businessman, Dick Smith, announced he would have an iceberg towed from Antarctica to break into small chunks for sale. He advertised the Antarctic ice for just 10 cents a cube size chunk. The media was on site in the Sydney Harbor to report on the barge towing the iceberg. It turned out the iceberg was really sheets covered with shaving cream and fire extinguishing foam. Big Ben The BBC reported in 1980 that the famous clock called Big Ben was to be converted to a digital clock to modernize it. Outraged citizens protested and even picketed. (Some, however, tried to buy its hands.) The hoax was revealed, but letters of protest continued to come for quite a while. The Derbyshire Fairy In 2007, the Lebanon Circle Magik Company (a clue, there) posted a picture of what looked like a small mummified fairy on its website. They said that a man walking his dog in a rural area, had found the mummy. The photo attracted thousands of hits and emails. On April 1, the site’s owner revealed it was all a hoax for April Fool’s Day. Oddly enough, many continued to contact the site because they did not believe the fairy was a fake. A Special Day in Early Spring By Jacquie Foote How did it start, all this April Foolishness? It seems appropriate that there is a lot of controversy about the origin of April Fools’ Day, AKA “All Fools’ Day.” There was even an April Fool’s Day prank about the origin of April Fool’s Day! One of the most common explanations for when and why April Fools’ Day came to be was that in ancient times and cultures, New Years Day was celebrated with much merriment and feasting in early spring, close to the vernal equinox. In medieval times in Europe, the Feast of the Annunciation (March 25) was the beginning of the new year. Then, in 1582, Pope Gregory XIII ordered a new calendar. It was called the Gregorian Calendar and replaced the old Julian Calendar. The Gregorian Calendar called for New Year’s Day to be celebrated on Jan. 1. It is said that many people resisted this change and continued to celebrate New Year on April 1. Some made fun of these traditionalists by playing pranks on them such as sending them on “fool’s errands.” The problem with this explanation is that there is no direct historical evidence for this conjecture and, in fact, April Fools’ Day was well established before the Gregorian Calendar was adopted. In 1561 Flemish writer, Eduard De Dene’ wrote a poem about a nobleman who played a joke on his servant on April 1. The poem makes it clear that there was a custom of playing FISHER FLOORING Come and See us at the E xpo for special laminate pricing! Small EXPO Friday, April 10th – Noon-7pm & Saturday, April 11th – 7:30am-3pm Pine Craft Storage Barns 13650 Madison Road Your Complete Retail Flooring Store – Stop in andVisit our Showroom! Chris A. Fisher | 16115 Nauvoo Rd | Middlefield | 440-632-1957 Hours: Mon-Fri 7:30-4:30; Sat 7:30-12; Closed Sun. 7 practical jokes on that day. And in the April 2, 1698 edition of Dawks’ News Letter it was reported that, “Yesterday being the first of April, several persons were sent to the Tower (of London) Ditch to see the Lions washed.” It seems sending gullible people to see the lions being washed was a traditional prank played on April 1 well before the Gregorian Calendar was adopted by England. So, what can we conclude? Even in B. C., countries that experience early spring close to the vernal equinox had the habit of celebrating the renewal springtime brings with feasting and general merriment … including jokes. The date for this celebration was either right before, or actually on, the day we call “April 1”. By the 1700s, April 1 was the established date. Another explanation of the origin of April Fools’ Day was provided in the 1980s by Dr. Joseph Boskin, professor of History at Boston University. He explained the practice of pranks on April 1 began in the reign of Constantine, emperor of Rome. He allowed a court jester named Kugel to be king for one day. Kugel passed a law saying that there be absurdity and pranks on that day. It was so popular, it became an annual event. In 1983, an Associated Press article on Professor Boskin’s theory caught the public’s attention. But Boskin had made up the whole thing. It was a prank, but the AP and its readers all fell for it. Plain Country of Northeast Ohio | April 1, 2015 Classifieds Using Spring Produce Help Wanted Cleaning Excellent compensation, benefits and working conditions. Looking for the best. Immediate opening. Evenings & weekends. Chagrin Valley Athletic Club Call 440-543-5141 x108 teri@cvaclub.com Spinach Salad Help Wanted Submitted by Sarah Miller Two Amish boys to assist in general clean up and yard work. 1-2 days a month. Transportation provided. $10-12 per hour depending on age or experience. Leave a message at 440-725-5895 1 bag spinach 1 bag spring lettuce (may use 1 head lettuce instead if desired) 2 cans water chestnuts, sliced 4 eggs, hard-boiled and sliced 1/2 pound bacon, fried and crumbled 1 cup salad oil 3/4 cup sugar 1/2 cup ketchup 1/2 cup vinegar 1 teaspoon Worcestershire sauce 1 teaspoon salt 1 medium onion, sliced thin or chopped Mix spinach, lettuce, water chestnuts, eggs and bacon. Mix remaining ingredients in a blender. Add this dressing to greens. Bookmobile News Asparagus Gratin Submitted by Sarah Miller 2 pounds thin asparagus (between 1/4 and 1/2 inch in diameter) 2 1/2 cups water 2 tablespoons unsalted butter 2 tablespoons all-purpose flour 3/4 cups Parmesan cheese, grated 1/2 cup Monterey Jack cheese, grated Salt and pepper to taste Greetings from the Bookmobile By Leah Schmidt Spring is here and soon another school year will be ending. Library volunteers and Bookmobile staff have enjoyed being a part of the Amish School Book Program. We are currently making plans for our Summer Reading Program and details will be out next month. Last month, one of our patrons told us that she especially enjoys the days we visit, because her children are on particularly good behavior, lest they misbehave and not get to visit the Bookmobile. Another mom told us that after a Bookmobile visit, her children are quiet as mice, as they dive into all the books they checked out. Staff agrees that working on the Bookmobile might be hard work at times, but it is great fun! During our February contest, “Guess How Many Hershey Kisses in the Jar Contest” we asked for your favorite authors and titles of books. We found many categories of favorites from the 385 entries received from children and adults. Juvenile fiction was the most popular category with the Hardy Boys and Baby Sitters’ Club taking the top spots. Adult inspirational fiction was the second most popular category with Karen Kingsbury as the favorite writer, and Linda Byler a close second. Little Lulu and Lucky Luke tied for favorite comic books. Westerns were also popular, and the two favorite authors were Louis L’amour and William W. Johnston. Popular young adult writers include Jessica Burkhart, Stephanie Meyer, Lurlene McDaniel, Laura Peyton Roberts, Hilda Stahl, and Robin Jones Gunn. Learning about favorite authors and books helps us to serve our patrons better, and we thank you for sharing. Spring is officially here, and the library has available many new titles to help us prepare for the warmer and longer days ahead. “Maximus” by Richard L. Black, is a story about a Roman General set in the time of Christ. “Keys of Heaven” by Adina Senft follows the story of Sarah Yoder who is learning to become a Dokterfraa. Nonfiction titles include: “Girl in the Dark: A Memoir” about Anna Lyndsey’s rare illness and lessons of life; “100 Things Indians Fans Should Know & Do Before They Die” by author Zack Meisel; and also available is a reprint of” Reader’s Digest 1,519 All-Natural All-Amazing Gardening Secrets: Expert Tips for Gardens and Yards of All Sizes.” Our juvenile collection has also has many new books to help us welcome in spring. The collection includes board books like “How Things Grow” by Eric Carle, and nonfiction books such as “The Fruits We Eat” by Gail Gibbons. For school age children who love horses there is Miralee Ferrell’s” A Horse for Kate”, and for those who love baseball: “Legends: The Best Players, Games, and Teams in Baseball” by Howard Bryant. Wendy Lee’s “Rampaging Possums” is an inspirational title for young readers... April is here, and signs of spring are everywhere. The sky is bluer, the birds are singing, and Geauga County is as beautiful as ever. Adjust oven rack to upper middle position and heat broiler. Line broiler safe baking dish with paper towels. Trim 1 1/2 inches from stem end of asparagus and reserve ends. Bring water to boil in large skillet over medium-high heat. Add asparagus ends and 1/4 teaspoon salt and cook, covered, for 5 minutes. Using slotted spoon, remove asparagus ends and discard. Add asparagus stalks to skillet, cover and cook, stirring occasionally for 2 to 4 minutes, until tender. Transfer asparagus to paper-lined baking dish. Pour asparagus water into measuring cup and reserve cup. Melt butter in now-empty skillet over medium heat. Add flour and cook, stirring constantly until golden, about 1 minute. Whisk in reserved asparagus water and bring to boil. Reduce heat to medium-low and simmer until thickened, 3 to 5 minutes. Take skillet off heat and whisk in 1/2 cup Parmesan and Monterey Jack until smooth. Season with salt and pepper. Cover and let stand for 5 minutes. Remove paper towels from baking dish. Drizzle sauce over center of asparagus and top with remaining Parmesan. Broil until cheese is golden and asparagus is tender, 6 to 8 minutes. Serves 8. Windsor Stairs and Millwork Custom-Built We Remodel • Stairs KITCHENS ! • Boxed Newels • All Interior Trim Unfinished or Prefinished • Hardwood Flooring • Hand-scraped Flooring For That Aged Look • Hand Hewn Beams • Custom Finishings “Reading furnishes the mind only with materials of knowledge; it is thinking that makes what we read ours.” ~John Locke “The great gift of Easter is hope - Christian hope which makes us have that confidence in God, in his ultimate triumph, and in his goodness and love, which nothing can shake.” ~Basil Hume Installation Available “Outside of the cross of Jesus Christ, there is no hope in this world. That cross and resurrection at the core of the Gospel is the only hope for humanity. Wherever you go, ask God for wisdom on how to get that Gospel in, even in the toughest situations of life.” ~Ravi Zacharias Free estiMates! Call Dave C. Miller 440-272-5157 8 Visit Our sHOWrOOM! 7418 N. Wiswell Rd., Windsor 44099 Plain Country of Northeast Ohio | April 1, 2015 Recipes Springtime Comfort Food Zucchini Fritters Submitted by Barbara Ann Detweiler 1/2 cup milk 1 egg, lightly beaten 1 cup flour 1 1/2 teaspoon baking powder 1/2 of a 1 ounce package of ranch dip mix 2 cups shredded zucchini Vegetable oil as needed Fill skillet with vegetable oil to a depth of 2 inches. Heat to 375 degrees. Combine milk and egg in a mixing bowl. In a separate bowl, stir dry ingredients together and then add to egg mixture. Blend well. Fold in zucchini. Drop by rounded teaspoonful into hot oil. Fry, turn once. Drain thoroughly. Makes 1 1/2 to 2 dozen fritters. Stovetop Easy and Delicious Chicken Bake Submitted by Mrs. Rudy Kathryn Detweiler Chilly toes, rain coming down … it’s a good night for Stove Top! 1 package (6 ounces) Stovetop Stuffing Mix for Chicken 1 cup hot water 1 1/2 pounds boneless skinless chicken breast, cut into 1 inch pieces 1 can condensed cream of chicken soup 1/3 cup sour cream 1 bag frozen mixed vegetables, thawed and drained Preheat oven to 400 degrees. Sprinkle 1/2 cup dry stuffing mix evenly on the bottom of a 12x9 inch baking dish and set aside. Add hot water to remaining stuffing mix. Stir just until moistened and set aside. Place chicken over dry stuffing mix in baking dish. Mix sour cream, soup and vegetables and spoon over chicken. Top with prepared stuffing. Bake for 30 minutes or until chicken is cooked through. Makes 6 servings. Taco Salad Submitted by Sarah Miller 2 pounds hamburger 1 package taco seasoning mix 1 bag leaf lettuce, cut up (may use head lettuce instead) 3 tomatoes, dice 2, hold 1 for garnish 1 bottle Catalina salad dressing 1 bag nachos, crushed in bag 1 bag cheddar cheese, shredded 1 can black olives, optional Cook hamburger mixing in taco seasoning according to package directions. In a large bowl place nachos, lettuce and diced tomatoes. Add hamburger mixture. Just before serving, add dressing and mix well. Top with shredded cheese, remaining tomato and black olives (if desired). “I love spending time with my friends and family. The simplest things in life give me the most pleasure: cooking a good meal, enjoying my friends.” ~Cindy Morgan 9