July - MCAAC
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July - MCAAC
VOL. 48 ISSUE 07 JULY 2007 PHOTO BY OTTO SO CANADA AUTO 1688 St. Matthews Avenue @ Route 90 Winnipeg, Manitoba R3H 0A2 (204) 775-CARS (204) 775-2277 Fax: (204) 788-1587 Email: canadaauto@mts.net www.canadaautoservice.com SERVING WINNIPEG SINCE 1935 PRESIDENT’S MESSAGE BY DEAN WEITEN S ome things never change! I am still the front runner for the Hard Luck Award - my first attempt to replace the tube on that flat tire on the club’s bus, failed miserably. And the second… Apparently, I have a bit to learn about replacing 30 inch by 3.5 inch tire tubes. But, with the law of averages, I might eventually get it right. But, no matter, how can I be upset, now that it is cruising season in southern Manitoba? You know, the season when they rip up the roads in a mad dash to get all of the repairs done before the next freeze up. That means we get to do “road repair slalom” in our club cars - oh, joy! Seriously, though, it really is great to have some warm weather at last. I can see the shows, meets, and cruising nights revving up for summer. There are lots of neat cars out there, have you seen them? In time honoured tradition, we’ve been scooting from place to place, checking out the cars. No, our own car isn’t quite ready for prime time - something about needing the engine to make it complete - oh, and brakes too. But it’s fun to see all the other great machines out there, nonetheless. Did you get to the Show-n-Shine in Portage la Prairie on the 17th? We saw a lot of cars that we had not seen before - and there were quite a few, especially considering that the clouds kept rolling in, then rolling out again. We had several club cars out there. What a great tradition to get re-started again: driving the “old highway” through Poplar Point. Well done! I hope you were able to check out the Show-n-Shine at the open house of The Waverley and Rosewood Retirement Community at Wilkes and Waverley on the 3rd. Again, the clouds came and went, but the rain stayed away. They treated us really well, and we had a chance to visit with the nice folks who call the facility home. Check the events calendar for all kinds of things coming up - please try to make it out for some (or all) of them, it’s a lot of fun! We are planning on a few “impromptu” runs coming up, so watch for notice of them too. In the meantime, keep your tires properly inflated and your fluids topped up, and enjoy the summer. I hope to see you on the road - maybe even with my own club car, finished at last! Happy motoring! NEXT GENERAL MEETING July 08 @ 2:00 p.m Headingley Community Centre at 5353 Portage Ave. EDITORIAL BY BRYNE MCKAY Did you know the Canadian Hot Rod Tour is coming through Winnipeg on Saturday, July 21st. Gord Forman of MAAC suggested that Member clubs meet the contingent of tour vehicles at the Mint at 10:45am to welcome the out-of-towners to Winnipeg. At noon, Landau Ford Lincoln Sales Ltd. will be hosting a hot dog/soft drink lunch for registered participants and everyone is asked to stop and visit with them. I also understand the Mint will be conducting tours. Why don’t we show up with our MCAAC banner and give them a big Winnipeg Welcome? Have you checked out our new web site yet? Rick Penko has done a great job laying it out plus it is updated on a regular basis. For example the classified ads are copied from the Side Mount Reporter each month. This feature is the good news/ bad news scenario. The good news is you are getting exposure for your ad around the world. The bad news is you have to be careful when you get inquiries or offers. There are a lot of con artists out there. Back to the web site. We want to start posting pictures of member’s cars on our site. Please email me a picture(s) with a short description. Also we want authorization to use your first and last name with the picture. You might only want to use your first name or no name, your choice. If you are not on the internet mail me your pictures with your name preference or give them to one of the executive. On Saturday August 11th the MCAAC is the “Feature Car Club” at the “Cruz in Downtown” car show held in downtown Winnipeg. Everyone stages on the Canad Inns parking lot near Polo Park and then at noon we parade downtown around the Convention Centre. Since we are the “Feature Car Club” we get preferred parking plus we have the option of parading downtown or skipping the parade arriving at York & Kennedy around 11:30am. Either way let the workers know you are with MCAAC and they will direct you to our parking area. Cost per car is $10.00 until July 15th, after July 15th $20.00. You can sign up at our July 8th general meeting or at any of the cruise nights at either Pony Corral. Everyone bring out your club car. MCAAC is also the “Feature Car Club” at the Tavern United cruise night on Regent Ave. Sunday, August 19th. Mark it on your calendar and we will update you next month. LETTERS TO THE EDITOR Hope you are enjoying the lovely weather. I read that scary article about the European new cars (Reference to Editorial in June Side Mount Reporter). Do you really think the auto manufacturers would be behind such a sinister plan? (THAT was sarcasm!!) I will stop driving my old cars when the Canadian Army stops running used Dutch/German tanks. Think of all the pollution those things will spew..........not to mention all the garbage they will create on the desert when they get trashed by the “enemy”. (THAT was truth....... unfortunately) Let’s see what California will do before we panic. They have the toughest emissions laws in North America and that hasn’t stopped any cruising there. - Paul Horch Vol. 48 Issue #07 July 2007 — Sidemount Reporter 1 Charles Goss Owner We do: all types of cars trucks and boats Autopac repairs Phone # 779-0685 435 Kensington Street Winnipeg, Manitoba R3J 1J8 YOUR AD COULD BE HERE FOR MORE INFORMA TION INFORMATION CALL 254-4788 TOD AY! TODA Vol. 48 Issue #07 July 2007 — Sidemount Reporter 2 MANITOBA CLASSIC AND P.O. Box 1031, Winnipeg, MB R3C 2W2 ANTIQUE AUTO CLUB Web site - www.mcaac.mb.ca 2006 EXECUTIVE ELECTED OFFICERS DIRECTORS President - Dean Weiten 888-1334 George Rogers Ross Metcalfe Denis Robert Vice-President - Jim Drummond 489-8315 VOLUNTEER OFFICERS 8639 Roblin Blvd. Headingley, MB R4J 1B4 dmw@weiten.com 305 Carpathia Rd. WPG, MB R3N 1T2 896-0539 831-8165 878-2474 Bus - Dean Weiten Past President - Otto So 888-1334 Secretary - Wayne Pruden 12 Mirey Creek Dr., LOCKPORT, MB R!A 2S5 757-2949 Email Notices - John Ewing ewing@shaw.ca Treasurer - Norman Magnusson 284-4522 Labels & Roster - Ellsworth Hay 6 Windermere Bay, WPG, MB R3T 1B2 Manitoba Association of Auto Clubs (MAAC) - Activities - Vacant Membership - Ellsworth Hay 837-8161 Club Projects - Bryne McKay 269-5037 912 Vimy Rd. WPG, MB R2Y 0T6 58 Kendale Dr. WPG, MB R3T 5M4 Social - Vacant Judging & Class. - Richard Smith 253-0533 265 Creek Bend Rd. WPG, MB R3X 1V9 Special Events - Paul Horch 586-2265 211 Scotia St. WPG, MB R2W 3X2 APPOINTED OFFICERS Editor - Bryne McKay 58 Kendale Dr., WPG, MB R3T 5M4 brynemckay@mts.net 269-5037 Fax: 261-5546 Librarian - Vacant Appraisals - Gary Lambert 51 Blackthorne Bay, WPG, MB R2V 4N2 338-9090 Publicity - Noel Roy Ph & Fax: 254-4788 18 Southfields, WPG, MB R2N 2N1 Swap Meet - Gord Brunette 90 Allenby Cres., WPG, MB R2C 3J2 837-8161 222-2298 Wolf Fuhr 224-3152 Cards & Recipes - Eleanor Brunette 222-2298 The Side Mount Reporter is published monthly by the MCAAC in Winnipeg, Manitoba. It is distributed free by email and/or Canada Post to all members. All articles appearing in the publication express the individual opinions of the writers and are not necessarily those of the MCAAC. All items are subject to editing for both space and content. All information to appear in the Side Mount Reporter must be received no later than the Wednesday following the general meeting of the current month. It can be submitted by email or hard copy. All clubs are welcome to copy original articles including classified ads. Please provide appropriate credits. All prices quoted are at the discretion of those advertising in the Side Mount Reporter and the editor accepts no responsibility for the condition, availability or the value of the goods offered for sale. All articles appearing must relate to the hobby at large. Mission Statement: The Manitoba Classic and Antique Auto Club is organized as a non-profit, non sectarian, limited liability organization. Its’ purpose is the preservation, restoration and admiration of all vehicles twenty five years of age and older, the encouragement of this interest, and the showing of vehicles in tours and displays. The Manitoba Classic and Antique Auto Club (MCAAC) Roster is not to be used without the expressed written permission of the MCAAC Executive. ••••• Sidemount Reporter Yearly Advertising Rates Business card size 1/4 page 1/2 page $ 80.00 $150.00 $275.00 Note that MCAAC members get free Parts Wanted/For Sale ads. For further information on corporate advertising, please contact Noel Roy @ 254-4788. Members’ classified ads may be forwarded to the Sidemount Editor. Canada Post, Publications Mail Agreement #40619573 Vol. 48 Issue #07 July 2007 — Sidemount Reporter 3 ON THE COVER CELEBRATION OF SENIORS’ MONTH FUNDRAISER WORDS BY DEREK THILLE PHOTOS BY OTTO SO Around our April meeting, I received an e-mail message requesting the participation of our club for an inaugural fundraiser at The Waverley and Rosewood Retirement Community. Funds were being raised for the Arthritis Society. Based on the communication back and forth with the marketing director, it sounded like it would be a good event. On June 3, approximately 17 special interest automobiles, most driven by club members, attended the event. Among these were the club bus, low tire and all, and no less than four beautiful Buicks (well, OK, 3 plus my ’62 convertible). It turns out that some of our members have ties to this community. There was a good variety of autos including two Model Ts, at least three more pre-war cars, and a smattering through the 50s and 60s. Drivers were treated extremely well at this event, being given VIP tags upon entry. This gave us admission to the air-conditioned VIP Room inside the facility, where platters of sandwiches and pickled treats awaited. Once in the room, service with a smile brought beverages and ice cream treats. We were treated very well. In the parking lot, there was a lot of banter among drivers, looking over of the cars, and exchanging of information about a couple of new club vehicles. The weather was quite nice, with just a hint of a sprinkle toward the end. Questions were asked by visitors and answered by owners...some answers may even have been correct. Inside, there was live entertainment on the piano and a silent auction. I am told that approximately $1000 was raised. When approached about making this an annual event, several of our members reacted positively. Overall, I would say it was a well-run event, fun was had by all, and it was a pleasure to be treated so well just for going for a Sunday drive and parking in their lot. Vol. 48 Issue #07 July 2007 — Sidemount Reporter 4 For Sale: - 1953 Plymouth Convertible, class ‘A’ - $16,000 OBO. SIDEMOUNT AUTOMOTIVE CLASSIFIED ADS (OTHER CLUBS PLEASE COPY) For Sale - 1956 Pontiac centre grill, also stainless hood lip. Set of four, 15 inch OG 100 spoke wire wheels, standard offset. Contact: Wayne Pruden at (204) 757-2949 or wpruden@mts.net • • • Wanted: - Interest by our club, with other car clubs, in helping to fill an 11,000 sq ft area at the Manitoba Stampede & Exhibition in Morris, 19 to 22 July. A display would not be necessary, but even if organized for some portion of the time, it would be welcome. This area has become available, due to a new facility in use, so the organizers are thinking that it would be nice to have an indoor vehicle display, or a show-n-shine. President Dean Weiten is trying to gauge interest. If you are interested. Contact: Dean by phone at (204) 888-1334, or by E-mail at dmw@weiten.com . • • • Wanted: -Tad Burness’s book ‘American Car Spotter’s Guide 1920 – 1939’. Contact: Bryne McKay (204) 269-5037 or brynemckay@mts.net. • • • Wanted: - Parts for 1964 Pontiac 2dr Parisienne Custom Sport. Blue seat belts, outside fender mirror (passenger), side mouldings, 4 hub caps & parts manual. Would also consider parts car. (Other clubs please copy). Contact: Bill Goode at (204) 254-5368 • • • Wanted: - Driver’s side door window for 1969 Pontiac Strato-Chief two door. Does not have vent window style doors. Contact: David at (204) 334-0842 or isador@mts.net • • • For Sale: - 1960 Chrysler Saratoga 4dr, colour black, factory 383, new 3" Contact: Jim Pearn, at (204) 889-4878 • • • Wanted: - The book with the daily stops from Halifax to Vancouver called “1975 Coast to Coast Antiquers.” It is about 35 pages. Due to my move I have miss placed mine. I will pay for the book plus ‘all’ the postage. Contact: Ken Pasaluko, 32087 Joyce Ave, Abbotsford, B.C., V2T 1B6 or call (604) 853-1747 collect. • • • For Sale: - 1969 Pontiac 2+2 (Canadian model) - rare numbers matching car, 427 CID motor, 335 HP, black ext, green int., good running condition, needs body and front brake work. Serious inquiries only. Contact: Richard (204) 334-1838 (after 5:00) or e-mail at martensc@mts.net • • • Wanted: - 5 Bakelite oil bottle caps to fit Imperial Oil or Mobile oil bottles. Contact: Burt Barkman at (204) 781-2036 • • • Wanted: A 1920s to 1940s vehicle for participation in a wedding from 3 PM to 5 PM on 21 July. Contact: Christianne Hacault • • • For Sale (Lead): - 1950(?) Lincoln Cosmopolitan, black, suicide doors, flathead V8, complete, minor rust, good raw material, $4,000 OBO. Contact: Hugh Arklie at (204) 444-3213 or hark@mts.net • • • For Sale: - Champion Spark Plug Tester (floor model), Homemade Skate Sharpening machine, Women’s 3 wheel bicycle (Eaton’s brand), 2 sets of new upper & lower ball joints to fit 1971-87 Chev ¾ or 1 ton and a 1946 Ford hood. Contact: Bill Kuz at (204) 774-4388. brake linings and shoes, class ‘D’ - $10,000 OBO. Contact: Jim Pearn at (204) 889-4878 • • • Wanted: - 1971 – 1972 Toyota Celica for restoration. Contact: Devin James at (204) white_cross86@hotmail.com • • • • • • continued on page 6 325-5246 or Vol. 48 Issue #07 July 2007 — Sidemount Reporter 5 SIDEMOUNT AUTOMOTIVE CLASSIFIED ADS (CONTINUED FROM PAGE 5) For Sale: - Body parts for a 1967 Ford Fairlane. Hood, rear trunk lid, rear glass with chrome, tail lights and some other items. Contact: Lorne Neufeld at (204) 453-8729 or ldneufeld@shaw.ca • • • For Sale: - 1975 Cadillac Sedan de Ville, 4dr H.T., red with white padded vinyl roof, 500ci V8, auto, fully loaded, A/C converted to new approved system, never winter driven, original spare tire w/ factory labels, never used, have original showroom brochure (1 English, 1 French), shop manuals, bill of sale, been in family since purchased new at McNaught in Wpg, only 26,361 original miles in near factory condition, 2005 appraisal = $11,000 (CDN), $9,700.00 as is. Contact: Bob Sansom at (204) 487-7471 or gogn6@mts.net • • • Wanted (Lead): - Does anyone know of the person who had the large B/A sign and the Trico wipers for sale at the MCAAC spring swap meet, in the second row from the parking lot? Contact: Roy at (204) 781-3438 or gokarts@mts.net . • • • For Sale (Lead): - 1971 Cadillac El Dorado 2 dr HT, FWD 501 CID V8, original owner, approx 80,000 original miles, mostly highway driven. 2 tone blue. Engine ran approx 4 years ago, needs bodywork on and under vinyl roof. Upholstery complete but faded. Has original bias ply spare in the trunk! Best reasonable offer. Contact: Walter Kuz (204) 369-5308 (work) or (204) 369-5248 (home), Rennie MB • • • For Sale (Lead): - Ford Service Manuals 1972-1998 for cars, light trucks,& medium duty trucks. Also some Chilton repair manuals. Would like to sell complete collection . Great opportunity for a swap meet vendor or collector. Call: Gil at [204] 379-2360 • • • Wanted: - Participation in Individual Event:- Looking for a classic car to participate in a wedding in Winnipeg on 28 July. Really would like a Rolls Royce, but other older cars are very suitable too. Contact: Adam Fraser at (204) 229-5363 • • • Vol. 48 Issue #07 July 2007 — Sidemount Reporter 6 For Sale: - 1956 Buick Special 4 door sedan project car. Engine ran when parked, but a carburetor problem prevented it from running long. Includes NORS windshield and m a n u a l . Information and additional photos are at www.mts.net/~dthille/56special.html Asking $1400. Contact: Derek Thille at (204) 475-2694 or derek.thille@ieee.org • • • For Sale (Lead): - 1965 Plymouth Valiant, very good running condition, significant rust on a small section of the u n d e r b e l l y. Contact: Kat Whiteside at (204) 520-3301 or whitepaige@hotmail.com • • • For Sale (Lead): - 1948 Ford 3/4 ton pickup truck. Original, flathead 8 (rebuilt), last run about 8 years ago. Great winter project. Make me an offer. Contact: Ray Hehler at (204) 471-9152 or jjttb1@mts.net. • • • Wanted (Lead): - Two rear fenders for a 35 Ford 5-window coupe. I think 2dr sedan fenders will fit. Contact: Al Dias at aldias@telus.net • • • For Sale (Lead): - 34 Ford 5w coupe passenger side door. Contact: Al Dias at aldias@telus.net • • • For Sale (Lead): - 1978 Corvette – Lt Beige, Leather, Smoked Mirror T-Tops, #’s Matching L82 Hi Perf 350 CID V8 (newer overhaul), Roller Cam, Hi Perf Internals, Headers, A/T, PosiTrac, Hi Flow Exhaust, Tilt/Tel P/S, P/B, P/ W, C/C, Receipts & Documentation, Appraised at >$21K. Fresh Safety. $12,000. Contact: Peter at (204) 878-2038 or griffinp@mts.net • • • continued on page 8 INSIDE STORY OUR 1958 EDSEL CITATION BY HARRY MORTIMER Our first restoration vehicle was a 1958 Edsel Citation two door hardtop. At the time we had an original and running 1953 Ford Mainline two door coach. The Edsel was purchase from MCAAC member Al Triechel in 1992. It was the Citation model which was only made in 1958 and had the 410 cubic inch engine also only made in 1958. Citations were called the “Big E” as they were built on the Mercury frame as opposed to the Rangers and Pacers which were on the Ford frame. There are no body parts that are interchangeable. The car had very little rust as it was a South Dakota car and they did not use salt on the roads. You probably all know that we sold the car and are wondering why I am telling you about a vehicle we no longer own. We did enjoy the car. It was unique. Sometimes the timing to move on just seems right. We don’t part with our toys easily and we have many memories and memorabilia. I have a one off Edsel jacket given to me by the kids when I retired, die cast cars, photos and friends. In 1992 we were in California on MTS business and went a few hundred miles out of our way to attend an Edsel Owners Meet at Cambria. It was there we first met Bob Ford from Mt. Pearl NFLD. The scenery and cars were awesome. Mustangs that were raced on Sundays and returned to the rental agencies on Monday. Attending the Vegas event was Roy Brown, Chief Stylist of the Edsel. Roy was born in Hamilton Ontario and had a career with Ford. Roy signed a photograph of our Edsel. Jim Arnold In 1999 we flew to Las Vegas to attend the 11th Annual Edsels in Las Vegas Show. We met more good people there including a big guy named Edsel Henry Ford who was one on the founders of the Edsel Owners Club. We got to ride in other Edsels and a highlight was being allowed onto the NASCAR track. The Edsels were assembled in the pit area and led onto the track by the pace car. He took them up to 75 miles an hour for a couple laps. It wasn’t quite the same without being behind the wheel. Next to the track is the Carroll Shelby assembly plant were we had unobstructed access to the Caroll Shelby Collection. This included Cobras, current production models and the Hertz who designed the interior of the Edsel was also in attendance and signed a photo of the interior of our car. In 1996, Roy Brown published drawings of his rendition of a 1996 Edsel. When we talked about selling the Edsel we thought it would probably go back to its country of origin. Timing is everything continued on page 11 Vol. 48 Issue #07 July 2007 — Sidemount Reporter 7 UPCOMING EVENTS Date Mark YourCalendars Event Location Contact July 02 Half Moon Run Lockport Lunch at Noon July 08 MCAAC General Meeting Headingley Comm. Ctr. 5353 Portage Ave. July 09 MCAAC Executive Meeting 8639 Roblin Blvd. August 06 Half Moon Run Lockport Lunch at Noon August 11 Cruz in Downtown Downtown Winnipeg August 12 MCAAC General Meeting Headingley Comm. Ctr. 5353 Portage Ave. August 13 MCAAC Executive Meeting 12 Mirey Creek Drive (Lockport) Dean Weiten (204) 888-1334 August 19 Cruisin the ‘Peg Canad Inns Transcona Dean Weiten (204) 888-1334 August 26 Corn Roast Mavins at Anola Jack Mavins (204) 866-2922 August 26 Field of Dreams Embarrass, Minnesota Sept. 03 Half Moon Run Lockport Lunch at Noon Sept. 09 MCAAC General Meeting Headingley Comm. Ctr. 5353 Portage Ave. Sept. 10 MCAAC Executive Meeting TBA Oct. 14 MCAAC General Meeting Headingley Comm. Ctr. 5353 Portage Ave. Oct. 15 MCAAC Executive Meeting TBA Paul Horch (204) 586-2265 2:00 pm 2:00 pm 2:00 pm 2:00 pm Dean Weiten (204) 888-1334 Paul Horch (204) 586-2265 Dean Weiten (204) 888-1334 Dave Holappa (218) 984-3063 Paul Horch (204) 586-2265 Dean Weiten (204) 888-1334 Dean Weiten (204) 888-1334 Boldface activities are exclusive MCAAC events. Check your MAAC calendar for a comprehensive list of all the events across the Province or, check the MAAC web site at, http://www.maac.autoclubs.ca/ SIDEMOUNT AUTOMOTIVE CLASSIFIED ADS (CONTINUED FROM PAGE 6) For Sale (Lead): - 1970 Pontiac GTO Judge Ram Air III 2dr HT, 4sp M21 Muncie trans, Red Metallic with black interior, comes with documentation, numbers matching except for engine which is 1970 GTO 400 cu. in. engine. Conservatively priced at $75,000.00 Cdn. Contact: Jack Allbutt at (204) 489-7257 or alecah@mts.net • • • Wanted: - Canadian Tire collector trucks, single or complete sets, will pay $40.00 each and up, except tow trucks $20.00 each. Contact: Ed Turner at (204) 888-6295 • • • For Sale (Lead): - 1964? Buick Skylark 4dr, V8, Auto, blue. Contact: Elsie Hein at (204) 255-4299 or (204) 294-7844 or enhein@hotmail.com • • • Vol. 48 Issue #07 July 2007 — Sidemount Reporter 8 Half Moon Luncheon Lockport Noon July 02 August 06 Sept. 03 Bring an old car or an old friend. Get together with people you may not have seen all winter. Contact: Paul Horch (semi-official Special Events coordinator) (204) 586-2265 FROM OUR KITCHEN TO YOURS R SM SHELLY’S BEAN SALAD SUBMITTED BY DEE MAGNUSSON Ingredients: 1 can kidney beans 1 can yellow wax beans 1 can green beans 1 small green pepper 1 small onion - salt & pepper to taste 2/3 Cup vinegar 1/3 Cup oil ½ to ¾ Cup white sugar or splenda Method: - Drain beans - Mix with chopped pepper and onion. - Add salt & pepper. - Blend all together and let stand 24 hours or longer. INTERESTING STUFF... CARS FROM DOWN UNDER WORDS BY BRYNE MCKAY MCAAC member Wayne Pruden has a “Car Friend” in Australia who is a member of the Buick Car Club of Australia Inc. He emailed Wayne with a link listing all the car shows he has already attended this year. It looks like the car hobby is alive and well down under. I have included a sampling of photos to give you a flavor of the cars. Note I spared the non Buick lovers by not just picking Buicks. Please go to the following link to view all the cars; http://1957buick.com/car%20shows.htm Vol. 48 Issue #07 July 2007 — Sidemount Reporter 9 TECH TIPS 10 BEST CAR REPAIR TOOLS OF ALL SUBMITTED BY DEREK THILLE There are only 10 things in this world you need to fix any car, any place, any time. 1. Duct Tape: Not just a tool, a veritable Swiss Army knife in stickum and plastic. It’s safety wire, body material, radiator hose, upholstery, insulation, tow rope, and more - in an easy to carry package. Sure, there’s prejudice surrounding duct tape in professional competitions, but in the real world, everything from LeMans-winning Porsches to Atlas rockets and attackhelicopters use it by the yard. The only thing that can get you out of more scrapes is a quarter and a phone booth. 2. Vice Grips: Equally adept as a wrench, hammer, pliers, baling wire twister, breaker-off of frozen bolts and wiggle-it-tilit-falls-off tool. The heavy artillery of your tool box, vice grips are the only tool designed expressly to fix things screwed up beyond repair. 3. Spray Lubricants: A considerably cheaper alternative to new doors, alternator, and other squeaky items. Slicker than pig phlegm, repeated soakings will allow the main hull bolts of the Andrea Doria to be removed by hand. Strangely enough, an integral part of these sprays is the infamous Little Red Tube that flies out of the nozzle if you look at it cross eyed (one of the 10 worst tools of all time). 4. Margarine Tubs with Clear Lids: If you spend all your time under the hood looking for a frendle pin that caromed off the pertal valve when you knocked both off the air cleaner, it’s because you eat butter. Real mechanics consume pounds of tasteless vegetable oil replicas just so they can use the empty tubs for parts containers afterward. (Some of course chuck the butter-colored goo altogether or use it to repack wheel bearings.) Unlike air cleaners and radiator lips, margarine tubs aren’t connected by a time/space wormhole to the Parallel Universe of Lost Frendle Pins. 5. Big Rock at the Side of the Road: Block up a tire. Smack corroded battery terminals. Pound out a dent. Bop noisy knowit-all types on the noodle. Scientists have yet to develop a hammer that packs the raw banging power of granite or limestone. This is the only tool with which a “Made in Malaysia” emblem is not synonymous with the user being maimed. 6. Plastic Zip Ties: After 20 years of lashing down stray hose and wiring with old bread ties, some genius brought a slightly slicked-up version to the auto parts market. Fifteen zip ties can transform a hulking mass of amateur-quality wiring from a working model of the Brazilian Rain Forest into something remotely resembling a wiring harness. Of course it works both ways. When buying a used car, subtract $100 for each zip tie you find under the hood. NEW MEMBERS BY BRYNE MCKAY On behalf of myself and the club members we would like to welcome Edward and Linda Bailer of Winnipeg to the MCAAC. They own a restored 1929 Chevrolet 4dr sedan with a 6cyl. Elmer and Elaine Friesen of Altona are also new members and we welcome them. They have two 1927 Fords, a Model T Tudor and a Roadster, both in restorable condition. Elmer and Elaine also have a 1926 Ford coupe in excellent original condition. Vol. 48 Issue #07 July 2007 — Sidemount Reporter 10 TIME 7. Ridiculously Large Craftsman Screwdriver: Let’s admit it. There’s nothing better for prying, chiseling, lifting, breaking, splitting or mutilating than a huge flatbladed screwdriver, particularly when wielded with gusto and a big hammer. This is also the tool of choice for all oil filters so insanely located that they can only be removed by driving a stake in one side and out the other. If you break the screwdriver — and you will just like Dad and your shop teacher said — who cares, it has a lifetime guarantee. 8. Baling Wire: Commonly known as MG muffler brackets, baling wire holds anything that’s too hot for tape or ties. Like duct tape, it’s not recommended for NASCAR contenders, since it works so well you’ll never need to replace it with the right thing again. Baling wire is a sentimental favorite in some circles, particularly with the Pinto, Gremlin, and Rambler set. 9. Bonking Stick: This monstrous tuning fork with devilish pointy ends is technically known as a tie-rod separator, but how often do you separate tie-rod ends? Once every decade if you’re lucky. Other than medieval combat, its real use is the all-purpose application of undue force, not unlike that of the huge flatbladed screwdriver. Nature doesn’t know the bent metal panel or frozen exhaust pipe that can stand up to a good bonking stick. (Can also be used to separate tie-rod ends in a pinch, of course, but does a lousy job of it). 10. A Quarter and a Phone Booth: See tip #1 above. * If it won’t go - force it. If it breaks, it needed replacing anyway.... * Any tool dropped while repairing your rod will roll underneath to the exact center of the car. Other useful tools: BATTERY ELECTROLYTE TESTER: A handy tool for transferring sulfuric acid from a car battery to the inside of your toolbox after determining that your battery is dead as a doornail, just as you thought. DRILL PRESS: A tall upright machine useful for suddenly snatching flat metal bar stock out of your hands so that it smacks you in the chest and flings your beer across the room, splattering it against that freshly painted part you were drying. E-Z OUT BOLT AND STUD EXTRACTOR: A tool that snaps off in bolt holes and is ten times harder than any known drill bit. ELECTRIC HAND DRILL: Normally used for spinning steel Pop rivets in their holes until you die of old age, but it also works great for drilling mounting holes in fenders just above the brake line that goes to the rear wheel. CARDS BY OF CONCERN ELEANOR BRUNETTE Our get well wishes have been sent out to Harry Mortimer, our thoughts are with you right now Harry. Also our condolences have been sent to Heather and Wayne Howell on the passing of Heather’s brother Robert, and belated condolences to Jack and Ann Harris on the passing of Jack’s mom early in the year. Our thoughts are with all of you. LOOKING BACK Editor’s comment: The following was taken from the MCAAC March 1964 Side Mount Reporter .…… Film Night by Marie Rostecki The evening was opened by the President, Bob Rostecki, who welcomed some 130 members and their guests to our first film night which was held in the banquet room of the Empress Bowling Lanes. The main attraction of the evening was the slides (approximately 200) which were taken by club member Ken Wright. These eye-catching slides in color were taken at Harrah’s Museum in Reno, Nevada during Ken’s vacation. As each slide was projected on the screen by projectionist Don Davidson, they were vividly described by Ken who informed us of the marque and also quoted us the original purchase price. The audience was treated to the sight of many beautifully restored Antiques ranging from – Appersons to Zimmerman; Classics from – Auburn to Wills Saint Claire; Special Interest from – Austin to the ill-fated Tucker car. Many fine examples of gasoline, electric and steam cars were captured by Ken Wright’s camera. After the slides there was an intermission of about onehalf hour. Many thanks to all the ladies who took time out to INSIDE STORY OUR 1958 EDSEL CITATION bake or buy the ample supply of scrumptious dainties. Coffee was supplied. After the satisfying fill, the audience returned to their seats and watched with attentive curiosity two films on early sports car racing. A very big “Thank You” to one and all who made it possible for our first and a very successful “Film Night” (especially Ken Wright). •• Editor’s comment: This “Coming Event” announcement was taken from the MCAAC April 1964 Side Mount Reporter and includes some history on one of our large shopping malls. Polo Park Display – to be held on May 3oth indoors under their new roof just recently completed to enclose the area between the two rows of stores. This will be an all day display and according to the Polo Park representative, every employee throughout their establishment will be dressed in costume. So if you are not doing anything that day, throw on your old duds (if you have any) and come on down and help us police the vehicles. Don’t forget to wear your “CLUB BADGES” as they distinguish us from the rest of the people there. Clubs, swords, guns, etc. will be supplied. Your Activities Chairman Ken Shaw WHO • WHAT • WHERE WHEN • WHY CONTINUED FROM PAGE 7 and Gerry Wilson, former MCAAC member, heard that it might be for sale and the rest is history. Gerry has owned two other Edsels and wanted to own one again. The beauty of it is we still get to enjoy our Citation. Do you know how to tell the difference from a USA made Edsel and a Canadian made Edsel? The USA Edsel steering wheels are colour coded to the interior of the car. Canadian made Edsels all have white steering wheels. Enjoy some of our neat photos. It helps when you have a niece with a good camera eye. Coming in a future issue. VANITY PLATES SUBMITTED BY ROBERTA BEACH Vol. 48 Issue #07 July 2007 — Sidemount Reporter 11 MINUTES OF MCAAC GENERAL MEETING RECORDED BY JIM DRUMMOND - In President D. Weiten’s absence, Jim Drummond called the meeting to order at 2:00 p.m. 1. Introductions of John and Bev Dyck from Cruz in Downtown, and the guest speaker, Mr. Mike Marykuca, from Pioneer Glass. 2. The Agenda was circulated to all those present and accepted by all those present. 4. Minutes from previous meeting were made available to those present Motion: To adopt the Minutes as presented Moved/Seconded Motion Carried 5. Business arising from the minutes – There was some discussion concerning the MS “Cruisin Manitoba” Ride on June 24th, it would appear that one team will be there from MCACC . 6. Meet our advertisers – Presentation by Pioneer Auto Glass, see tech talk. 7. Correspondence – Numerous newsletters have been received from a number of Auto Clubs located in Red Deer, Lethbridge, Delta B.C., The Okanogan B.C., and Ottawa. These newsletters are available to all M.C.A.A.C. members. We received a poster promoting a show n’ shine in Carman on June 26th. 8. Reports 1. Chair – D. Weiten – no report 2. Secretary – no report 3. Treasurer – no report 4. Activities – no report 5. Membership – no report 6. Club Projects – 2 summer jackets left, Lg. & Sm. Window flags available $13.00. 7. Side Mount reporter – Submissions for July issue cut-off Thursday June 14. Swap meet article submitted to “Old Autos Newspaper”. Continuously looking for material for Side Mount content. 8. Social – no report 9. Judging and Classification – Members were advised to review the material they received from Richard Smith and be prepared at the next meeting with any comments. 10. Special Events – It was noted that July 22 was the cut-off for “Early-Bird” registration for Cruz in Downtown, i.e. $10.00 (after cut off fee is $20.00) It was suggested that a copy of the registration form appear in the Side Mount Reporter. Members were also reminded of the June 17th MCACC run to Portage La Prairie, meet at the Vintage Garage Museum at 9:30 a.m. Proceed in caravan to Portage on the “Old Trans-Canada Highway, visit “Vintage Cruisers Car Show at Island Park, then Fort La Reine Museum, then home again. It would help if we knew who was going, call Wayne Pruden at 757-2949. 11. Library – no report 12. Publicity – No report 13. Swap Meet – Gord Burnette presented a verbal report indicating that this year’s swap meet was the most successful ever. There were 1400 admissions not counting those who showed up with cars of interest. There were 139 vendors, app. 400 lbs. of food were donated to Winnipeg Harvest, financial figures will be available through the next treasurer’s report. 14. Bus – No report. 15. MAAC – W. Fuhr, MAAC will suspend meetings for the summer, next meeting is in July. Still chasing the elusive “Collector Plate Issue” and trying to maintain an awareness of Government plans as they might affect Car Clubs. Vol. 48 Issue #07 July 2007 — Sidemount Reporter 12 Headingley Community Centre Sunday, June 10, 2007 8. Unfinished Business – A question was raised as to the status of a letter that was to be written by Ross Metcalfe on the matter of collector plates. 9. New Business – Otto So thanked the club members who voted on their behalf in the recent “Wedding Contest”. It was noted that the Committee that was struck to review the MCACC Constitution last time will reconvene for a current review. It was noted that The Waverly car show to raise money for “Joints In Motion” was a success with about 22 cars (more next year) MCACC members were treated as VIP’s etc. 10. Talking Tech – Mike Marykuca gave a presentation outlining the perils of working on “older cars” and how they do have expertise in this area. He also indicated that he can supply “tempered” glass for older car side windows. They, Pioneer Glass, also have access to a supplier for window channels, felts and fuzzies. They do not work on convertible tops but could probably help out if the need arose. In addition Mike made note that they are a manufacturer and supplier of residential window needs as well as Auto Glass. 11. Adjournment Motion: To Adjourn the meeting Moved /Seconded Carried 37th Annual MCAAC CORN ROAST Sunday, August 26th, 2007 2:00 pm Once again we are gearing up for a relaxing afternoon in the country Smith’s Corn (The Best in the West) Hot Dogs, Coffee • • • Location: Jack & Yvonne Mavins’ home 3 miles north of Anola on Hwy. 12, turn left on Springfield Rd 1/2 mile • • • Come & Enjoy! • Good Food • Great Old Cars • Renew Old Aquaintences • Meet New Ones Don’t Forget to bring your lawn chairs