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© Monash Student Association (Clayton) Incorporated (MSA). Lot’s Wife is published on behalf of MSA. All enquiries about the reproduction and communication of material from Lot’s Wife should be directed to MSA. Contributions dealing with a wide variety of issues are welcome for publication in this year's 'Lot's Wife'. u o All contributions will be judged upon their standard of English expression and the coherence of their argument. Sexist, racist and defamatory material will not be considered for publication. The author's name and student number must accompany each contributionpseudonyms will not suffice. The editors are prepared to withhold the names of authors where requested, provided there is sufficient reason to do so. In such cases, confidentially will be preserved. OH The editors should be consulted with regard to articles for magazine editions, well before that issue's deadline. HJ Maximum word lengths vary according to the type of article, but allow approximately 700 words to each half page (with graphic). < Contributions should be double spaced, preferably typewritten with a 4 cm left hand margin. If submitting an article on a floppy disc, a S'A inch IBM format disc is preferred. 5o Early consultation with the editors will ensure that space is reserved for your article. The next magazine edition will focus on Education. Everyone is welcome to discuss ideas with us at any time. H s w Publication date: Deadline: Wednesdayie March Wednesday23 March Wednesday30 March 10 a.m. Monday 10 a.m. Monday 10 am. Monday 14 March 21 March 28 March rjC«ic<yrytrt^fir«««yic«»««y« M.A.S. ACTIVITIES presents MAS HYSTERIA at the COMMENCEMENT BALL '88 with HUXTON CREEPERS WEDDINGS PARTIES ANYTHING SCREAMING TRIBESMEN WEDNESDAY MARCH 23 - MELBOURNE TOWN HALL DETAILS FROM M.A.S. CONTENTS SUMMER WALKABOUT NEWS An u p d a t e o n t h e D a w k i n ' s G r e e n P a p e r The p r o p o s e d 'NIonash M e r g e r ' Student s e r v l c e s - W h a t ' s around? T h e n e w N a t i o n a l U n i o n of S t u d e n t s O Week Round Up S p o r t z Quiz Chairperson's Report Nonsense and Sinning Records Films W h a t ' s On l-etters TV a n d C A S s 'Bigger, Steeper, Faster' 3 e 1 B 34 4 29 30 io 13-14 US Elections 'Summeriwork' 'The D e a t h Penalty' ' T r o u b l e s With My A u n t ' ' i n t e r n a t i o n a l Y e a r of W h a t ? ' S u m m e r ' R a p Up* World Tour Summer Reading The Hardline Floatel ' 4 0 , 0 0 0 y e a r s Is not a B i c e n t e n a r y ' 14 14 IS 16 17 IB SO 2Z 23 24 31 What I s s u m m e r ? It i s h o t a n d d r y . It i s b e a c h a n d o u t d o o r s . It i s b u s h f i r e s a n d c r i c k e t . It Is a s A u s t r a l i a n a s F r a n c o C o z z o . It is a l s o t h e t h e m e of t h i s e d i t i o n . I n t h e m a g a z i n e s e c t i o n you will f i n d a r a n g of a r t i c l e s t h a t in s o m e w a y i n v o l v e s u m m e r , in e s s e n c e o r s p i r i t . S o m e a r e s e r i o u s , s o m e a r e n o t . T h e y v a r y in s t y l e a n d in c o n t e n t r e f l e c t i n g t h e v a r i e t y of p e o p l e vuho w r o t e t h e m . We h o p e t h a t y o u e n j o y t h e m a n d t h a t t h e y s h e d a l i t t l e m o r e light o n t h e vworid f o r y o u . W a t c h o u t f o r o u r n e x t m a g a z i n e o n e d u c a t i o n d u e o u t a f t e r E a s t e r . U n t i l t h e n w e vwili k e e p y o u u p t o d a t e a n d e n t e r t a i n e d Mrith w e e k l y ' n e w s p a p e r ' e d i t i o n s of ' L o t ' s W i f e ' . F e e l f r e e t o c o m e douvn t o the office a n d discuss any queries a n d help us makeyour ne«wspapera great r e a d . Good luck and happy reading. o" ^ « ^J « i T\i P m STAFF LIST Records: James Young & David Vodika Books: Andrew Jackson & Jolin O'Meara Tlieatre: Paula Brennan& Brigid Soames TV: C h r i s J a m e s 6 ^ o -TJ r n ,5/^>-rs2i tf E d i t o r s : J e n n i f e r N i e i s o n , Wiiheim P o p p , a n d D i m i t r i S e r g i i i s C«^itii J e s s e ) S e c r e t a r y : S a n d y Guy Ad IManager: Steplien O'Conneii Typesetters: Stefan KuzioA Adam Burns P l i o t o g r a p h e r : J a m e s BacicMreil G r a p l i i c s l-it>rarian: LulceWigiey Grapliics Artist: Novei Ouch P r o o f r e a d e r : Jennie Clarice VI <A Qt 3 « ^ & Q-^^l^ Iff The Eds. § ^ f^'i CV' s r r t pt -(M % ^ H 8t it^, o ? a c K co>/e»']»Ko|-obY S'ttwtOfcocrJ n NEWS ^ Education—a pipedream? IN DECEMBER 1987. the Minister for Employment, Education and Training, John Dawkins released his 'Green Paper" - the Government's blueprint for the future of education in Australia. In it he outlines the general economic problems that Australian capitalism faces and its performance relative to Australia's mi^or trading partners. The underlying theme of the proposal is that governments can no longer alford to sustain the tertiary education sector, that someone else will have to pay for education. It's clear from the Green Paper] that the Government intends to make students foot the bill. ' The Government maintains that in order for Australia to compete with its major trading partners it will have to increase its number of graduates from 88,000 a year to 125,000 a year by the year 2001. To do this it will have to increase the number of students finishing Year 12. However, by the Government's own admission, this will not solve the problem as there is already a massive number of students who have completed Year 12 who cannot enter tertiary education due to a lack of places. It is clear that the Government's real strategy doesn't extend beyond cutting and privatising the tertiary education sector. The Green Paper was publicly launched on the December 17 in Melbourne by Dawkins, representatives of big business and the ACTU at a public seminar at the Hyatt Hotel. ' Interestingly enough, Dawkins left one of the most controversial aspects j of the proposal until the very end of his speech: the re-introduction of tertiary fees. He left no doubt a^ to who I should pay for education. Should those who derive quite substantial benefits from higher education share the increased cost?... An increase in fees would force large numbers of students out of education. 'The costs of growth in higher education must be borne by the community in oneway or the other. The question is: Should those who derive quite substantial benefits from participation in higher education share some of the increased costs, or should the costs be spread - as they are at present - and borne by nonbeneficiaries, either through increased taxation or raising the budget deficit?' The Green Paper itself is even more explicit about the reintroduction of fees. 'One additional source of funds that may need to be considered is a contribution from individual students, formerstudents and/or their parents' (p87). The Government's intention to make students tighten their belts even further is clear. Even according to the Government's own monitoring committee, the introduction of the $250 tertiary fees in the 1986/87 Federal Budget forced up to 6,000 students out of tertiary education. An increase in the fees to $1,200-3,000 would force large num- bers of students out of education and make it entirely the domain of the wealthy elite. In the Green Paper the Government outlines new moves to privitise the education sector and introduce a stronger corporate influence. Again Dawkins compares Austraha to its major trading partners. He cites Japan and the USA as prime examples where private institutions and tertiary fees are commonplace and where governments play a minor role in education. Naturally Dawkins fails to mention the low participation rates of women and ethnic minorities, particulary in the USA. Dawkins boasts that Australia is following suit with the introduction of full fee paying courses for overseas students and the private Bond University. However, the Government wants to go further with its plans for privatisation. Private corporate interests will fund the new increase in places. This, according to the Green Paper, will benefit institudons in providing them witn a strong link to the UMI STTVCns BACK.VioW!!HAPfW W ^ i . f l S U8£RP»L (1L0& ftioKlses LOweR UNHONJ FeE AWP AUP PRot^^ses " ^ ^ ^ ^ smr^D A6A»»0ST flDHv^i f e e • ^ ^KJ ^M l3 •*7/•/>3lv'.A^ / fe ^-i^S'jp^ ^^ w^ /^^^-^^ MP \ v ^ ^ 1 ' cw LAoies, LAMCE FENM OFF THe MONfrHELS WITH -rWE HELf OF 2 Lot's Wife, Thursday March 1 0 , 1 9 8 8 aHlWES AUCJ TrtC CHlLC>RElJ C M t t < t private sector. Effectively it will turn education institutions into bodies which chum out graduates specifically trained for powerful big business interests. In Dawkinspeak'...the better initial training that graduates receive, the more easily they are likely to integrate into employer's operations' (p85). At the seminar in Melbourne, Dawkins cited the example of IBM, which funded 200 places in universities for'special' computer science courses, as an example of big business initiative. In the Dawkins proposal, there would be' greater institutional control over resources and decreased intervention by governments in the funding and management of the higher education system' (p28). Yet at the same time the Government will establish a unified national system, which it will try to integrate all institutions into. Under this system institutions'.!. will be able to compete for teaching and research resources on the basis of institutional merit and capacity'(p28). Under consideration will be a number of factors. Firstly, the institution's ability to meet the education 'needs' of its community, and secondly, the institutions' ability tO' meet the requirements of the Government's objectives. Dawkins . makes it clear from the beginning that if an institution wishes to stay out of the Government's system then it will have its funding base cut While the Government talks about greater automony for institutions it is integrating them into its stringent national system. The Green Paper makes it clear that the merger of insdtudons, particulariy Colleges of Advanced Education (CAEs), will continue as it did under the Eraser Government This will mean fewer and larger institutions and fewer resources for education per student. Strangely e n o u ^ the Green Paper presents statistics which proved the point that past amalgamations of CAEs are part of a process of rationalising resources. In an act of hypocrisy Dawkins claims that students will benefit from this through increased specialisation and through a concentradon of resources. Throughout the Green Paper, Dawkins hides all these cuts in a fiood of rhetoric about increasing the accessibility of tertiary education to women, under-represented minorities and students from working class backgrounds. However, the reality is that for many students the introduction of ftili tertiary fees, increased privitisation of the education sector and the rationalisation of resources will mean that getting an education is little more than a pipedream. Jeremy Smith i MONASH NEWS What is Wholefoods Merger proposed THE Vice-Chancellor, Professor Mai Lx>gan, recenUy outlined a proposal to amalgamate Monash University with other existing institutions. This proposal suggests a federation of Monash University, Swinburne Institute of Technology, Victoria College and Chishobn Institute of TechnologyCertainty, students at-tending a mulitple-ranched campus could expect some benefits. As professor Logan stated: 'We would gain advantage from the use of libraries, computers, equipment and buildngs.' However, there are sure to be many problems in gearing the bureaucracies of four campuses into one coordinated structure. Within the restructuring process, anything from general administration to the shape and value of actual degrees, the cocirricular opportunities for students could suffer. This includes studentrun activities, such as health and employment services and student represenution at all levels of the administrative hierarchy. by Oimitri Serghis The merger proposal comes in response to a discussion paper 'Options for the Development of Highe r Education Structures in Victoria' by the Victorian Post Secondary Education Commission. Professor Logan's comments have received a lukewarm reaction. The director of Swinburne, Dr Ian Wallace expressed greater interest in an amalgamation with RMIT, and Victoria College Director, Dr Colin Campbell, reportedly aired the idea of another university in the south eastern suburbs made up of Victoria College, Swinburne and Chisholm, excluding Monash. Discussions in the Committee of Deans and Professional Board have taken place this week. Let us hope that in the insuing debate, both staff and students are given equal oppor- tunity to air their options on this contraversial idea. For more information, contact your faculty board representative. WHOLEFOODS is a student run restaurant which strives to provide an excellent standard of vegetarian food at a very affordable price. The restaurant has survived ten years in the wilderness of Union Catering for several reasons. Firsdy, we have been able to attract student volunteers, who have been actively involved in a diverse range of tasks in the restaurant (preparing food, serving and cleaning). We reward all our volunteers with a free meal for each hour they work. Secondly, a committee of students has been responsible for the actual management of the restaurant. Finally, Wholefood's has been very fortunate in years gone by, to have employed staff who, like our new cook Phil, have been genuinely interested in their work, and have a real committment to the restaurant In spite of this positive input, Wholefood's has definately had a difficult time maintaining its survival. Last year the committee made some important decisions to rectify its poor financial situation. In 1986 and 1987, we began regaining control. Some of the changes which have been undertaken are in staffing levels and the implementation of a volunteer coordinator system, which substantiates the committee's greater role in the day to day functioning of the restuarant The volunteer co-ordinators will be helping the cooks by taking over responsibility for the volunteers within the restaurant, and ensuring the smoother operation of the restaurant, particularly during lunch hours. RICK McKENNA t HARY TOBIN PRESENT FUHNYTHINSSHiPPEN.. provide food of a high nutritional value which also excites the imagination. Hopefully this year will be a turning point for Wholefood's and we will be able to achieve our goal of breaking even financially. Finally, we'd like to thank all the people who have helped us in the past: our volunteers, customers and the people in the Union services. We Invite our old and new supporters to keep up the momentum in 1988. We always need new volunteers to help in the restaurant, so come up and be a part of Wholefood's. With these changes we are hoping that the restaurant will be more prosperous. We have made a determined effort to respond to the needs of the University clientele. For instance, we are improving our take-away service by making the packaging more convenient and the service quicker. Wholefood's will continue to make the most of it's assets. We will maintain the pleasant conditions of the restaurant as a relaxed place to come and enjoy a meal. And we will of course ijMtt Tinunee & Alison Wholefood's Summer Committee IT'S ON AGAIN! ig/n Lb J M L THREE FANTASTIC WEEKS OF COMEDY AND CABARET FROM AUSTRALIA'S TOP WOMEN PERFORMERS. MeCfiKIHYIUKI Y | W ^ - / | | ^ Razor Sharp Comedy with Class' WCnl^J (0-Generation) An Exceptional L HARMERIAUS) MARCH 8-26 at 8.15pm. MONDAY-THURSDAY SHOW ONLY FRIDAY AND SATURDAY DINNER AND SHOW MIDNIGHT SHOWS FRIDAY AND SATURDAY LAST YEAR THIS SEASON SOLD OUT IN ONE WEEK BOOK NOW - DON'T MISS OUT London Times ..Manic and Original" Spec»a\ • 'Outrageous... Brilliant ... Sharply Funny"Menmnn i,mei " • " ' ° " ' " ' " " , m^l^^<Jfliyie/OUSROfSflfKJ -Bntairfsfastestnsing A Comic Collision comedy duoT n«s..nd.rd BOOK NOW, 20 SHOWS ONLY, FROM MARCH M. wmMm YOU CAN CATCH: • THE MEDLEY SISTERS (Syd) -k JUDYPASCOE * •k ANGELA MOORE (Syd) -k LYNDA GIBSON * • MAEVAVELLA • THE FLAT WHITES • • MOHAIR STOCKINGS • ELSA DAVIS it AND LOTS LOTS MORE LLj#Kb 6 4 SMITH STREET ST COLLINGWOOD 4198600 Lot's Wife, Thursday March 10, 1988 3 MONASH NEWS how we can get the message across at Monash. iVXlVEWS JL CHAIRPERSONS A ^ O N B E H A L F of the Monash Association of Students Td like to welcome you to Monash for what will undoubtedly be an exciting year for you as a member of your student union. WHY WE'RE HERE Being a member of M.A.S. means that you get all the benefits that go with membership. That means representation at all levels of the University administration (which isn't always renowned for its empathy with students) and services such as the subsidised Dental Service, the Stiident Employment OfRce and Activites (which is directly responsible for the O Week Union Night and indirectly responsible for the bouts of revelry which go with it Unfortunately, there are still many areas where Monash could stand some improving. This year I'm hoping that MAS can start to tackle some of these areas, so that at the end of 1988 Monash is a better campus than it was at the beginning. BAR ON CAMPUS This has probably been a burning issue on campus for as long as anyone ^ ^ can remember! Finally, we seem to be getting somewhere with it SI .6 million has been allocated to renovate the upstairs main dining room and provide a lift for use by disabled persons. By the beginning of 1989 we should have a bar on campus which no doubt will be incredibly popular with Monash students. All I can say is, it's about time! AIDS AWARENESS Monash students could never be accused of being puritans. It's in this atmosphere of promiscuity that the issue of AIDS becomes particularly relevant Due to the efforts of MAS reps and other progressive forces on the University's AIDS Awareness Committee, AIDS Awareness material (such as ccmdom key rings) will be available during O Week from the AIDS Awareness tent and from ^ other interested groups. AIDS is NOT a 'gay disease' as some reactionary elements would have you believe. All students are encouraged to check out the material on display. You might be surprised at what you don't know! I'd also like to hear some ori^nal ideas from interested students as to dent for a future Liberal Government which would be only too happy to turn education into a corporate enterprise. The best way to fight the fee and get CURRICULUM?? I a better deal for higher education is to You only need to read the Counter actively participate in the campaigns Faculty Handbook to see that many being run by NUS. MAS will make Students are dissatisfied with various i sure that you are fully informed about them. aspects of their courses. This year, MAS is hoping to continue surveying students about their PEACE STUDIES courses and lobbying the University CENTRE to do something about the situation. Ordinarily we would simply ask the As promised in 1987, your 1988 MAS Research Assistant to conduct MAS executive is already working the survey and compile a report. with sympathetic academics on camUnfortunately, the Liberal Student pus to make the Peace Studies Centre Unity MAS Executive abolished the a reality. It is an initiative which position last year. This year with your has broadbased support on campus, and one which I hope to see come to help, we're hoping to get the position reinstated so that Monash students fruition this year. All that remains is will be able to enjoy a h i ^ standard of to convince the administration that the Centre is worth funding. teaching and coursework. NATIONAL UNION OF STUDENTS During December last year, students from all over Australia met in Melbourne to fotm the National Union of Students, the first such union to be formed since the demise of the Australian Union of Students (AUS). MAS is an affiliate of NUS and as such we are strongly committed to supporting any initiatives of the Union. This is particuarly the case in a year when the structure and funding of higher education is such a hot issue. As students, we must be prepared to fight any ideas the Government might have of either full or even partial tertiary fees. Not only are such fees inequitable because they hit the students when they are least capable of paying, but they also set a prece- MAS: GET INVOLVEDI Of course, the issues I have dealt with here really only scratch the surface <^ what MAS intends to do this year. There are many other issues which are only now beginning to take shape. You'll be hearing about them from me in my weekly column in Lot's Wife. If you want to get involved with what MAS is doing, come down to MAS at any time during the day. There'll always be someone around to tell you what's going on and how you can be a part of it In the meantime.look out for the first Student General Meeting of 1988 early in first term. David Moody AE Chairperson, MAS smB TO THOSE who are freshers, welcome to Monash! To those continuing, welcome back - hope you enjoyed your break. I would like to take this opportunity to introduce Rae and myself and explain our rote as Student Welfare Officers (SWO's). The Student Welfare Action Board (SWAB) employs two part time Welfare Officers, Rae Canning and myself Essentially our job is to assist with problems or questions pertaining to any aspect of a student's welfare, including Austudy, childcare and personal problems. The Student Welfare Office is a good starting point for students unsure of where to go for assistance. We can offer you on the spot assistance or refer you to other relevant student services. Currently, the University employs a part time Child Care Co-Ordinator who works with the SWO's. Please come and see Ber~ nie Muir if you have any concerns associated with child care. Essentially, we assist students on any matter concerning their welfare, so feel free to drop in for a chat We are now located at the western end of the first floor foyer in the Union building. If you would prefer, you can write to me care of Lot's Wife and every few weeks I will pick a question I feel has general interest and answer it in this column. Don't forget thou^, we are happy to see you face to face at anytime, in the Student Welfare O^ice. Sally Willox HOW THE STUDENTS' AMENITIES FEE IS SPENT MAS STUDENT GENERAL MEETING TUESDAY, MARCH 29 AT 1 P.M. Gun Laws Free Education Union Board Composition Aboriginal Mural UPSTAIRS UNION FOYER 4 Lot'sWife, Thursday March 10,1988 INQUIRY INTO T H E U N I O N ' S R O L E IN THE UNIVERSITY CALL FOR S U B M I S S I O N S At the request of the Union Board, the University Council has set up an independent inquiry into the Union's role in the University, with the following terms of reference: 1. To examine the Sutute and Constitution of the Union and recommend to Council changes, if any, which might improve the services provided to the University community by the Union budget 2. In particular, to inquire into: (i) The relationship of the Union Board to the Monash Association of Student (MAS) and to the Monash Association of Graduate Students (MAGS). (ii) The overlap of aims, objects, services an activities between the three bodies. (iii) The role and composition of the Union Board. (Iv) the representative role, if any, of the Union Board. To seek submissions from Union Board members, MAS, M A G S and other interested Union members. The inquiry is to be conducted by Associate Professor H. B. Connell. Written submission from individuals and groups associated with the Union are now invited. They should be lodged with the Secretary to the Inquiry Into the Union's Role in the University, c/o the University Secretariat, University Offices, Monash University, Clayton 3 1 6 8 - b y Thursday 31st March 1988. M. D . W A T S O N Secretary to Council MONASH NEWS »mi MAS needs your support ALL Monash students, on enrolling, automatically become members of the Monash Association of Students. This membership entitles students to . allthebenefitsofbeingpartofastrong student union. These include: * the largest Student Employment Office in Australia (14,000 jobs a year); * cheap Union nights with bands and films and free lunchtime concerts; * a free student newspaper 'Lot's Wife' which any student is entitled to make a contribution; * a contact office which helps students with academic, financial and personal problems; and of course* representation at ail levels of the University administration. This representation has been responsible for* the provision of a subsidised dental service. * the proposed Union Bar, which will be buih at a cost of $ 1.6 miUion at the end of 1988; * maintenance of the levels of library hinding; * Sexual Harassment Grievance Procedures and a free night bus service. Unfortunately, there is a small minority of students who want to deny us all the benefits of these services and representation. They claim that because they do not agree with all the policies of MAS they should not automatically be members of it snd that the University is discriminating against them by forcing them to join. is administered and MAS's place in the University community. MAS Does Not Discriminate To begin, MAS does not, has not, and will not accept discrimination against any student on political or any other grounds. In fact it was MAS representatives who pushed for and won acceptance of the Union's policy of 'anti-sexism', 'anti-racism' and 'antimilitarism'. The policies of MAS are democratically decided by Student General Meetings and/or referendums. Any student is welcome to participate in this process. Any student may also run for election to a committe of MAS. The irony is that the students who are alleging 'political discrimination' (whatever that means] are amongst the most politically active on campus and invariably contest MAS elections. Membership of MAS saves you money! Possibly the most outrageous claim that supporters of non-automatic membership of MAS make is that non-membership of MAS will save students money. Nothing could be further from the truth. Your Services and Amenities fee is costing you S266.00. Of this, about 15% goes to MAS. The rest is divided up among other departments of the Union and University. The University processes all enrolments. If exceptions were to be made up in this process, a whole new system would have to be set up, including an assessment board to determine your rights not to be a nonmember of MAS and new types of student ID cards to identify which services a student is entiUed to use. The situation becomes ludicrous when one realises that if it is possible to be a non-member of Clubs and Societies, Sports and Recreation or any other department of the University, non-automatic membership is therefore a recipe for a bureaucratic blow-out which students would inevitably find themselves paying for through increases to the Services and Amenities fee. MAS The National Students Union of MAS membership, as was mentioned earlier, entitles you to many benefits not otherwise accorded to students. You receive discount health care, discount counselling and advice and discount bands and films etc. The other major benefit of memebcrship of MAS is the representation for students that it provides. It has already been mentioned what forms these benefits of representation take on campus. However, off campus, the benefit of MAS membership is equally important MAS is afiitiated to the National Union of Students. This is the only national student organisation in Australia which is fighting to stop cuts to higher education funding and against tertiary fees. If it is successful, all Monash students will derive a huge financial benefit which will dwarf even the most optimistic estimates of what non-membership c^ MAS will accure to a student In short, members of MAS are getting a 'lot' for their money! Strength in Unity The strength of MAS lies in its membership, their willingness to participate in its structure, and to support its decisions. The concept of non-automatic membership of MAS threatens this strength. It creates division between those who, as members and those who have refused to be members, but still have the benefits made available to them. For instance, how do you judge the right of a student to enter the Main Library which is only adequately funded because of MAS representations? Non- automatic membership leaves MAS in a weakened state to deal with students' problems. Forthat reason, if no other, it should not be supported. Secondly, they argue that by making membership of MAS nonautomatic, students who wish to, will be able to save money by not becoming a member of MAS. These arguments are based on several fallacies and deliberate distortions about the way the University David Moody AE Chairperson, MAS MONASH MOTOR SCHOOL SERVICING MONASH SINCE 1961 ^ A!: ^^K S2 DISCOUNT PER LESSON FOR STUDENTS AND STAFF AUTOMATIC AND MANUAL CARS PATIENT LADY AND GENT INSTRUCTORS TAKE LESSONS FROM UNI OR HOME OVER 30 000 SATISFIED CUSTOMERS 7 DAYS A WEEK.ALL HOURS SUCCESS, success, success! Friday night's union night surely must have been one of the most successful ever. Three thousand people turned up to see 'Hunters and Collectors', 'The Nubiles', mandatory fireworks, several films, a bush dance and ajazz band. But the Hunters were the main attraction. Two thousand people (five hunr dred more than the limit) squeezed inside while another thousand waited outside, dreaming up ingenious ways of getting in. Two hundred of these ended up on the roof, and several tried to get in through broken windows. Despite a damage bill expected to top $1(XX), Activities Chairperson Colin Robertson, is hopeful the night will break even. By the time the Hunters took to the stage shortly after 11 pm, the Dining Room was packed with hundreds of sweaty bodies, which soon became a pulsating mass as the Hunters lived up to their reputation as one of Australia's leading acts. The few boons who insisted on acting like shit heads by throwing beer cans were soon put in their place by lead singer Maik Seymour. Apart from minor hassles - including insufficient power - the band did enjoy themselves. (Seymour reportedly smiled three times.) By the way, Seymour's dedication of the song 'Still Be Hanging Round*, as the place to go after the gig, referred to the Razor Club. He was seen there about 1.30 am, obviously researching lyrics for yet another bleeding heart song. Oh woe, the ego of poor Seymour. With such a promising start to the year, let's hope we can look forward to many more successful union n i ^ t s in this far end of suburbia. Note: The Activities Executive wishes to apologise to all those who could not get in on Friday night. Unfortunately, a limit of 1500 was imposed for safety reasons (although 2023 people were let in). Phone 233 6184 or 233 6179 rv*. i- k t 'I: /' BURGER MOTORS « TYRE SERVICE PTY. LTD. AUTOMOTIVE ENGINEERS LICENCED RWC & VACC TESTING STATION • • • • •v.'t 'MiWA, SERVICES TUNE UPS COMPUTER PRINT OUT WHEEL ALIGNMENT BATTERIES & PARTS AIR CONDITIONING SERVICE STUDENT DISCOUNT ON TYRES, UBOUR AND NON-GENUINE PARTS 171-5 CLAYTON ROAD CLAYTON, 3168 Telephone: 5 4 4 2867 Lot's Wife, Thursday March 10,1988 5 d - MONASH NEWS — • Student services— where to find them YOU have probably already read the Orientation Handbook and seen some erf* the students services that are svailable around campus; such as the Health Service, Counselling, Student Employment and the Contact Office. I would tike to tell you about some of the less visible services that are available to you through your student 2. Government Assistance with Board/Rent If you are moving out of home and money is a bit tight, then in certain circumstances you can obtain up to $500 assistance from the government If you would like to find out more about this, come down to MAS and have a talk to your student representatives. 3. Austudy? The Dole? Anythiogl You may be surprised to iind out that you can qualify for Austudy or even the Unemployment Beneflt while you are studying. It is always worth applying for this assistance. At worst you'll be knocked back, but you may Bnd that you are eligible after all. Again, to find out more about this come down to MAS or up to SWAB and talk to your student reps. Over the past years, MAS has worked hard (and still is) to develop a support network to help you when things are tough. OK, so let's picture the worst you've been thrown out <rf home by your parents who have cut you off without a cent, you have no money, DO job, and are not even sure if the subjects you have enrolled in are right for you. Is it all over? No! There are a number of things that we can do to help you. I. Emergency Accomodation The Student Welfare Officers can, at their discretion, orgainse free emergency accomodation For students In trouble, in the Halls of Residence. All you have to do is go along to the Student Welfare Action Office (SWAB) upstairs, and have a talk to Sally or Rae, who are wonderfully sympathetic people and exist solely to help troubled students. They can also help you by talking over your problems and giving you advice on where to go, or who to see to help you if tbey can't 4. Healtb care Health Care can be a pretty expensive business- but- Lucky You! You are a member of the MAS and are therefore comprehensively covered for Health Care. a. The Health service You can go down to the Health Service (opposite Lot's Wife) if you are ill, injured, need a tetanus injection, wish to have a pap smear or go on the pill or any other medical matter. It is absolutely free for members of the Student Union. The Monash Health Service is staffed by an excellent team of doctor^ s (men and women, and you have a choice as to which you would like to see) and a wonderful sister and back up staff. b. Dental Service Monash now has a Dental Service for members of MAS operating in Glen Waverley. Look up your Diary/ Directory or come down to MAS or details. c Health Care Card Nearly all students are eligible for a Health Care Card from the Departmentof Social Security. Among other thin^, a Health Care Card entiUes you to SO per cent off all prescriptions and a 20 per cent discount on Gas and Electricity bills during the winter months. So it is definately worth your while to get one. Come down to MAS or up to SWAB for details. d. Health Insurance As a Monash student you are covered under our Insurance Policy for personal injury. To find out more about this come to either MAS or across to Sports and Rec, or look up more details in the Diary/Directory. So things are never so bad that you cannot find a solution with help from other students. We have been elected to serve you so do not hesitate to come to us with your problems. MAS and the Health Service are located at the west end ofthe Union Building on the ground floor, and the SWAB office is on the first floor at the same end. FIRST NoTv AD FOK THE VeAK// CELEBRATE DO\\JN THE NOTT. Sue?s Driving School — Student Discount ; ; j j ! Phone: 544 6892 70A Madeleine Road. Clayton 3168 We will conlinue to care for all your driving needs as we have in previous years with our friendly teaching and reliable service. If anyone would like to talk to me or other student reps feel free to come and see us at the MAS office! ! Felicity Pask Publicity Officer MAS * We will pick you up from University or home * Late model vehicles to choose from-manimai or automatic * Choose male or female instructors experienced in all aspects of dcivmg * 7 days a week serv ce, no extra charge for weekends MONASH CAMPUS PHARMACY ( W'RE FEELlNfi^yrRY A Z^rHES^ fHcTTo/ / OF BoTANV BAV VCAME o u r »A/eu.' L I T T L E ^ ^ / SotAE , •PASSPORT PHOTOS GET VouR BICENTENARY E-AP.PLUG-.S /^r T H E CF\MPUS STUDENT DISCOUNT APPLIES TO STUDENT'S FAMI LIES AND A L L UNIVERSITY STAFF* . Discount also applies at Melbourne Campus Pharmacy (Melbourne Uni) And at Centrepoint Pharmacy, 246 Carlisle St Balaclava •Discount does not apply to NHS items 6 Lot's Wife, Thursday March 10,1988 PHARMACY - NEWS YOUR NATIONAL UNION-NUS. 'But it all amounts to nothing If together we don't stand, there is power In the Union.' Billy Bragg by DImltrl Serghis LAST December, student representatives from nearly every campus in Australia gathered at Melbourne University. Their goal: to create the first nationwide student union since the decUne of AUS in 1984. The process towards a new national union began soon after the collapse of AUS. Students in most states organised into state unions, with the ultimate goal of federating into a national body. By 1986 the Victorian Student Union, the West Australian Post Secondary Students' Organisation, the Queensland Union of Students, the NSW State Union of Students and the Tasmanian Union of Students were all operating on a representative state level. In May 1987 these organisations held a meeting in Canberra to discuss the establishment of a national union. Due to the fact that many campuses (especially in South Australia) were not members of state unions, it was decided to hold another meeting in December. In the interim period, a process was worked out whereby non- member cam puses could participate in the December conference by becoming provisional members of an interim national body. The main players in the formation of the National Union of Students (NUS) were the National Organisation of Labor Students (NOLS), Lef^ Alliance, and a large group of indepen dents. Unfortunately, the Liberal students who bothered to turn up spent most of the time engaged in obstructionist tactics on the conference floor. Petty points of order and meaningless motions were designed to hold up proceedings. Presumably, these students did not wish to see anything concrete arise from the conference. After seven days and nights of nonstop lobbying and factional deals, a constitution was finally nutted ouL Behind the scenes, the factional heavies worked overtime to produce a workable structure. This consisted of ' a national body made up of state branches. For instance, the Victorian Student Union would be the National Union of Students (Victorian Branch). A national ten person MONASH UNIVERSITY RECORD SHOP Union Building Kitmfi: 544667 J We cater f^t ail musical tastes includingt Cia^sical Au^tralidii and hmmc^ti Independents Vwsk Heavy Metai Bltt#> ax)d Jazz Aha aimiliM^: Second Hand Records Acce$8on«s^ Video Hire and GiftVo»<:!iers STUDENT AND STAFF DISCOUNT Sl ir\d $2 tttptaivtiy oUMi price of LJ"*»n<fCl>> • -r. executive was formed to run the union, with each existing state structure responsible for work on local levels. Five paid office bearers would be responsible for day to day activities, such as convening meetings, representing the union on outside bodies, and organising and providing services and resources to all members. During the first two days, it seemed that the conference would wallow forever in bureaucratic red tape. There were some problems with campus membership. RMIT and UNSW in particular did not meet the conditions for accreditation: they had failed to conduct on-campus ballots instead seeking membership at the actual conference. This resulted in a dubious association between the Liberal and Left Alliance (read LA Liberal AlUanoe) factions, in order to get Left Alliance dominated campuses accredited. Apparently, the Liberals wanted to give the non-labor left students 'the numbers', because they had the most extreme policies. This would make the union more prone to attacks in the long run. women's officer THE National Union of Students (NUS) was bom in Decemtwr last year. The union has been estabUshed to address and voice the needs and concerns of tertiary students in Australia. This means working with other unions and organisations to fight education cuts, fees and the continuing privatisation of the education system which was recentiy articulated by Mr Dawkins the Minister for Education and Training. For women students, an area of particular interest will be the Women's Department of NUS. My name is Emma Koorey and I am the Women's Officer of NUS. This article will serve as an introduction to this department The Women's Department formed following discussions amongst the women delegates to the December conference with regard to a history of feminist activism in the Women's Department of AUS. The women present believed that it was essential for women students to be properly represented and catered for both in the content crfNUS's work and also in it's structure. It was clear that women on campus, no less than women in the community, have special needs and face particular discrimination. The Women's Department was created to fight this discrimination on campus, address the special needs of women students and ensure that the union as a whole takes a feminist perspective on all Issues. It was also recognised that Union conferences and meetings are often intimidating forums for women, so the department will also provide a friendly environment to enable women to participate in the Union. The Women's department is orgainsed on a national and regional (or branch) level. On the national level, the Women's committee of NUS will meet regularly to determine the national priorities of the Department. The committee consists of a combination A final compromise, however, involved the NOLS and Left Alliance factions in a deal that gave the union a solid, workable structure. Whether everyone will be able to function together effectively still remains to be seen. One thing is certain — the conference was the largest gathering of student representatives in four years. Political infighting, although evident, should not destroy this union as it did AUS. The December conference proved that, when it comes to the crunch, student representatives are prepared to put aside factional differences in favour of the collective benefit of alt students. Tangible benefits from membership of NU S will take some time to reach all members. It will take a while to sort out the administrative and financial arrangements of a union with 400,000 potential members. The NUS structure is flexible and open to change. With the likely prospect of increased tertiary fees, amalgamated institutions and the privatisation of courses, the union will need to get its act together quickly. For further details contact: President — Tracey Ellery Education Vice President — Kirr Evans Education Services Officer—Evan Thornley Secretary — Lisa Neville Women's officer — Emma Koorey at 220 Faraday St, Carlton, phone 348 1777. The office is soon to be located at 220 Pelham St Carlton. of elected voting members, Women's Co-ordinators from each branch of the Union, national c^ice bearers and executive members who are women, and myself the Women's Officer. Because the participation of women students is a fundamental part of the Department's functioning, the Women's Department is also organised into more accessible regional women's groups. Women are encouraged to attend these meetings to discuss and plan campaigns in the area, network with women from other campuses, and receive and relay informaticH) between the national and re^onal levels. with women^s organisations and women in trade unions, meeting with government representatives, resourcing campus women's groups and running campaigns and conferences. There are several avenues to follow up if you would like to become involved in the NUS Women's Department you can contact your campus Women's Officer, your branch Women's Co-ordinator, or you can write or phone me at the national office. (Phone: (03) 348 1777 PO Box 399 Carlton South. Vic.) I would love to hear your ideas and also at}out the particular situation of women on your campus. Hope to hear from you soon. So. what's on the agenda for this year? Well, the first National Women's Committee meetings will be held in early February and that's where a detailed plan will be drawn up. Some things are certain, however, like getting to know tots of women students around Australia, working Yours in Solidarity Emma Koorey (NUS Women's Officer) Note: AUS was the Australian Union of Student's. It's final year was 1984 and between that year and the present, there has t}een no representative national student voice in Australia. BOOK SALE academic Femaiiideis ACADEMIC REMAINDERS Australia's largest supplier of scholary overstocks comes to Monash FOR TWO DAYS ONLY C o m m e n c i n g at 10 a . m . o n T h u r s d a y . 24 M a r c h Thousands of scholary book bargains in all disciplines available at 6th M o n a s h Scout Group Hall, Carlson Reserve, Clayton Road, M o n a s h 10.00 a.m. to 5.00 p.m.—Thursday, 24 March 9.00 a.m. to 5.00 p.m.—Friday, 25 March Lot's Wife, Thurday M a r c h , 1 0 , 1 9 8 8 7 o W^EH BOytED 8 Lot's Wife, Thursday March 10, 1 9 8 8 [ ^ s wife Summer Walkabout ^ SU/1/1/MER Z Z Z Z Z Z ^ ^ I ^ ^ = Z Z I I ^ ^ ^ = : Bigger, Steeper, Faster WHAT is it about surfing that drives seemingly normal people to perform the most extraordinary acts of seemingly needless madness? A visit to Victoria's ocean beaches in the chilly months of Melbourne's winter will reveal large numbers of (neo-propane) covered people (mostly males) paddling about in water so cold it turns your skin blue in a matterof minutes. Casting an eye about the car park will reveal numerous naked and near naked bodies changing various shades of purple as they try to struggle in or out of their wetsuits as quickly as humanely possible. Ever in the warmer weather, what motivates these people to spend large sums of money on petrol and their days tearing around up and down the coast like headless chocks, looking for the perfect wave? I hope to be able to explain this behaviour because I, myself, am an undoubted surf addict. Any more than a week without surfing and myconcentration wanes, my temper becomes short and I become more and more obsessed with watching the weather to see when the conditions will be right again. I began surfing twelve years ago at the tender age of eleven. Three of us rode our push bikes down to Sandringham Beach, surtboards'under our arms, ready to take on the awesome power of Port Phillip Bay. There was a 30 knot south westerly wind blowing and the water was freezing but, unperturbed, we paddled out into it, wearing nothing but board shorts. I'll make no bones about it; I did not enjoy myself. I 'and so I continue through life . . . finding time to complete an economics degree' floundered around for an hour getting pounded by waves that didn't travel in any one direction. The main direction I was travelling in was downwards into the sand. Eventually we got sick of turning all shades of blue and purple and swallowing large quantities of sea water, and elected to go home to our respective mums to have dinner. The discomfort I experienced that day would, I thought, deter me from doing anything so stupid again. However, all three of us, during the ride home, began making plans to make our trips 'down the b a / a regular fixture. We knew that surfing wasn't easy, and that the skills required didn't come quickly, but we all wanted to experience the feeling of being propelled through the water by a wave— not just laying on our stomachs being pushed along, but standing up and controlling every direction of the board. So we continued our after school treks down to the beach. When the weatherwas really bad, my Mum sometimes took pity on us and gave us lifts in our old 1967 Triumph. When winter came, we'd saved enough money to buy ourselves some second hand wetsuits. This made life much more pleasant. Thus, overtime, we became more proficient. The site of the old Brighton Beach Baths(now demolished) became our primary surfing venue, since we could walk out the back of the waves on 10 Lot's Wife, Thursday March 10, 1 9 8 8 trips afterwards the weather was unkind and, as a result, the waves were terrible. But the memory of that day lived on in our minds, and so we persevered. After some months, we had another excellent surf at a place we had not been to before, Apollo Bay. Each week we discovered new waves, new experiences, and all the time our ability was improving, (hiding more and more difficult waves: bigger, faster, steeper. In time, we drove past places like Urqhuart's Bluff because it didn't offer the same thrill any more. We wanted fast waves. It is at that point that one comes to understand the mentality of the surf addict. There is no wave on this planet the same as another, and every nowand then you catch one that makes you exclaim to your friends, "Wow, that was the best wave I've ever ridden'. But there are others to come and eventually another wave or another 'surf' session will become the best ever experienced by the rider. No matter how fantastic one ride might be, a better one could be just around the corner. And so I continue to surf my way through life, in between finding time to complete an economics degree and work as a researcher for a trade union. Despite the challenges my work offers, the smell of an off-shore wind and reports that a big swell is running still send me into a frenzy of re-scheduling meetingssolcanfitinasurf. Ahopeless addict, my life goes on. the old platform and jump off, relieving us of the ardous task of paddling out. It was at Brighton that we first experienced the exhilaration of standing up and surfing down the faces of waves. Not just once, but over and over again. It was somewhere around this time that the addiction set in. At first, we could only stand up and travel down the face of the wave in dead straight lines, eyes fixed firmly on our feet, heading for the beach. When you do this, your board eventually runs out of steam and the waves which you leave behind, catches up and pounds you into oblivion. Some time later, I talked my Dad into taking us down to the west coast, to the beaches along the Great Ocean Road. It wason this trip that wefirst experienced real surfing. We found an uninhabited, beautifully shaped wave at Urqhuarts Bluff, breaking from right to left. It was on this day that we learned to 'plane' across the face of the wave, always keeping just ahead of the white water breaking perpetually behind you. The feeling was one I'll never forget. Our objective, to really surf, was finally realised. It was hot that day, and after three hours in the water we were roasted, but at the time it didn't seem to matter. I, for one, spent that night reliving each magical ride, savouring it in my mind to keep that feeling alive. That day was to provide the best surf by Timothy Lee we would ride for some time. For many SU/V1/1/1ER f[S GKEAT'fQ w'^^^^t'ft^'^^H KPI15 J^F/ ^Vhojss^ 4\e. ASQioT^p 4 \H S l / l ^ l ^ t ^ - ' ' ^ ^^'^ "^ ^ $(ri€:ATV, SW"^ ^^4yQU^HW'^'S'>'-'^'^^'^^^^~^*'^ -"^^ SMW QV? BO>r< DKUL YiCi (Kkt- \ri^^ oC^^/M CJ^ceV.^ es-ij^d" rvovi vOi-tin -KT^, i n c / " ^ ^ d ihr^q-r cm, O^me.ozo\\eM ^ ' [^Mu. m i^^i- Jo^ "^ VhJtyyniy\c -/A^ MJWW^h^^fW* NOW, this is no easy task. You see, I've spent all my life in close proximity to the beach, never too far away. And I am inclined to wander down to the water, take a swim and then spend a few hours vainly attempting to keep the sand at a comfortable distance. (This is never successful; I also usually manage to put sand over anyone foolish enough to be close by!) In other words, I don't mind the particular Australian ethos of tanning -well, going 'down the beach' anyway. Let's face it, it is a nice way to spend the day. But it can be a pain as well - quite literally. The least 'fond' of my childhood memories features the evening after the 'day at the beach with friends'. The day was always fantastic (I'm still to come across anyone who, in their heart of hearts, doesn't love squatting beside rock pools with a Jacques Cousteau intention), and simply not long enough. I think the only bad part of the day was that never ending 'just half an hour' strictly imposed to avoid 'post-lunch stomach cramp'. 'You can't go in the water yet' - 'But it's so hot' or 'It must be half an hour by now, Mrs Whoever is (or who had the misfortune to be) supervising that d a / . (For context, we're talking Melbourne 1960s, although I imagine the supervisor has not changed in 20 years - or maybe kids don't have them any more.) I wonder whether the anticramp approach has any medical basis', or whether it's just something parents impose on children to teach something or other.) rising during the eariy part of next century. The brighter side of this dark picture is that the prognosis of melanoma is very good, and it seems that early diagnosis would prevent most deaths. It is thought that many melanomata arise from pre-existing Anyway, so much for the day. You moles and it is also suggested that may also have gathered that these Australia's high incidence rate is were pre-SPF times (that's Sun partly attributable to a population with Protection Factor for the uninitiated) a very high proportion of sensitive and zinc cream was, well, it just wasn't skins (fair skin, fair/red hair, blue on; which meant for me a night of eyes), and a pattern of intermittent, suffering and recriminations. And why recreational sun exposure, (eg going vinegar as sunburn treatment? 'down the beach' on hot Sundays). (Discreet inquiries have yet to find me a fellow victim.) Anyway, why keep the Mortality from melanoma has risen vinegar in the freezer? And why does steadily since it was first recorded in vinegar have to smell so, so bad? I had the 1930s. It is fairly well established heard a rumour of the 'cold tea' (as well as any fact can be) that treatment (alternative health before melanoma Is associated with exthe Contest?) but wondered how the posure to ultraviolet radiation (UV) in leaves would stay plastered on your short high dose periods. Canadian skin! research points to changing recreational habits as a main variant, and However, I eventually learned to it also notes that short-term avoid the sufferings and recrimifluctuations in melanoma incidence nations, because, leaving aside the correlate with increased sunspot nightmares of freezing vinegar, and activity, or increased UV radiation. (To notwithstanding the absurdity of side-track for a moment, SPF means, animated birdlife singing mindless apparently, that your skin is protected Jingos, the risks of skin cancer are for the time it takes your skin to burn very real and the mortality rate In multiplied by the 'factor' number of the Australia is steadily rising. stuff. For instance, ten minutes by SPF 15 equals 1 SO minutes t>efore There are a number of skin cancers, burning. But, as they say on the l-lamilton's pack (I think if s the best but malignant melanoma holds a special interest for Australians, as it is brand), 'regular and liberal use may help reduce the risk of skin cancer'. At more common here than in any other least they are honest about it - or is it country. The most common type is that they have paranoid lawyers?) superficial spreading melanoma. In 1982 more than 2000 new cases of UV radiation and sunspot activity melanoma were reported, with death lead us to the issue of ozone resulting in about one quarter (596 depletion and cancer risk, l-lonestly, I deaths) of these new cases, it is don't pretend to understand ozone expected that mortality will continue chemistry, but two things are ^4APR4 f^te^ reasonably certain. First, absorption of UV radiation by the ozone layer greatly reduces the carcinogenic impact of the sun on humans. Secondly, the ozone layer, or ozone concentrations if you like, is decreasing, and the increased use of chemical compounds known as chlorofluorocarbons (CFCs) is linked to this phenomenon. Although scientific knowledge is incomplete, the US Environmental Protection Agency has calculated that a one per cent decrease in ozone concentrations could increase melanoma mortality by 1.5 per cent, and further, that a 2.5 per cent annual growth of CFCs could lead to a further one million skin cancers in the US alone. Computer models project ozone depletion of approximately six per cent between the years 1970 and 2030, and an Increase In mortality from melanoma of between nine and 16 percent Ozone depletion carries with it serious health risks. The impact of this depletion on environment and climate, although more difficult to predict could dwarf these health risks. So whaf s the bottom line of this drivel? Well, on the nation state level, the United Nations has sponsored the Vienna Convention on the Ozone Layer, under which signatories have agreed to freeze, and then reduce, the level of CFC production. On a personal level, perhaps we should simply stop buying the consumer products containing CFCs (mainly aerosol sprays). After all, if Prince Charies can do without perhaps mere mortals can as well. And take care on the beach, use only as directed, and see your doctor if pain persists! Lot's Wife, Thursday March 1 0 , 1 9 8 8 11 . ^ SU/MMER USPRESIDENTIAlJ TO U N D E R S T A N D t h e US Presidential election process, an observer wouid do well to equate it with an Olympic marathon. This marathon will stretch over a nine month period and will consist of over 1 0 primaries and caucuses. (A primary is when registered voters for eitherthe Democratic or Republican party choose from the group of candidates running for their party's nomination. Caucuses run on a similar principle, but instead of being a secret ballot, a caucus is conducted openly.) DELEGATES selected from these primaries and caucuses and are pledged to the individual candidates who have done well in the primary or caucus. Thus these delegates vote for their individual candidates at the two parties' major conventions, held by the middle of the year. These conventions select the two nominees to contest the Presidential election in November. This Presidential Marathon will cost hundreds of millions of taxpayers' dollars, involve saturation coverage in the American mass media, and most likely bore many Americans to death. Analysing the manner in which Americans select their President, one is thankful that in Australia our parliamentary system, despite its imperfections, means that our election campaigns will be of around six weeks' duration and involve far less expense. For the first time since 1968, Americans will have a choice between two candidates, neither of whom is the sitting President As the Reagan Presidency comes to a close, Americans are now confronted with the social and economic problems that his administration failed to tackle. Bush claims the mantle of Reagan's so—called conservative, coalition and this is where his problem lies. Does he have an alternative vision for his country that sets him apart from his record as vice—president? Bush has the best campaign organisation amongst the Republicans, with plenty of backing and money. He has strong support in the southern states. by Mark Karlovic Apart from the rising poverty and homelessness that Reagan's budget cutbacks in social welfare produced, the huge US trade and budget deficits now dominate US and world economic thinking. For Australia, this election has important consequences: the last thing Canberra wants is for the next administration to be elected on a highly protectionist platform. A new US President putting up the barriers to Australian exports would deal be a huge blow to our precariously balanced economy. So far, the current crop of Presidential candidates can be described as a fairly uninspiring group. Neither political party had produced a true frontrunner as the race headed towards the all important 'Super Tuesday' primaries on March 8, in which more than 30 per cent of all delegates would be chosen. Only eight candidates with any real clout were left in the race. What follows is a rundown of those then left as contenders. Robert Dole George Bush REPUBLICAN PARTY: Pat Robertson George Bush The experienced Reagan v i c e president must be considered the man to beat, despite the fact that his charisma rating would be lower than that of Barry Unsworlh and John Howard combined. After an initial setback in Iowa, Bush bounced back with a convincing victory in New Hampshire. ONLY AT PIZZA lllllll Dole's legislative ability as Senate Republican leader is one of his main assets, although his political organisation lacks the strength of Bush's. Well known for his many dark moods, Dole must counter Bush's popularity in the south, as well as make strong showings in the big northern states to win the nomination. Robertson is a TV evangelist, one of a group of people who are well known for their ability to ask for, and get, millions of dollars from their devoted followers, as well as to become embroiled in amazing sex scandals. But in this era of Americans worrying about the moral decay of their way of life, Robertson strikes the right chord. His big test will come in the southern primaries, ,where he is well organised and has a large degree of support. If he wins enough delegates, he may very well play a key role in determining who will win the Republican nomination. The Republican Party seems to be split info various factions that Reagan was able to hold together under his Presidency. These consist of the Wall St establishment, the heartland conservatives, the religious right and the disciples of supply side economics. It remains to be seen whether one single candidate can fuse these distinct groups into an effective coalition for the Presidential election in November. OFF A FAMILY SIZE PAN PIZZA OFF A MEDIUM SIZE PAN PIZZA OFF A REGULAR SIZE PAN PIZZA LICENCED FAMILY RESTAURANTS OFFER VALID TO 31 MARCH, 1988 Dine in or takeaway. Cannot be used with any other Pirra Hut offer Clip this advert to receive the offer. MtWAVERLEY Cm Ferntree Gully and Forster Rd Tel. 543 5400 Opposite 'The Nott' SPRINGVALE 896 Dandenong Rd. TeL 546 6616 OAKLEIGH 1017 Centre Rd TeL 579 4433 Robert Dole 12 Lot's Wife, Thursday March 1 0 , 1 9 8 8 SU/1/1A1ER 1 RACE: PART ONE Richard Gephardt Gephardt is the candidate who worries most Australian trade officials, and certainly worries key Australian govermment ministers, because he is running hard on a strong protectionist platform. This policy in many ways smacks of pure populism, and even some of Gephardt's ex-staff admit their former boss has shifted up to 180 degrees on some issues. In fact, he voted in Congress for most of Reagan's early legislation. But his message is attractive, preaching the evils of foreign imports destroying American industry and jobs. His victory in Iowa demonstrated this, and it should stand him in good stead in the Southern primaries. Richard Gephardt DEMOCRATIC PARTY Michael Dukakis Jesse Jackson Jesse Jackson It seems that Jackson's appeal this year is even greater than when he ran in 1984. As was demonstrated in the Maine primary, where he won an amazing 27 per cent of the vote in a virtually all white state. Jackson is winning more and more white votes with his rainbow coalition. If he wins enough delegates, and there is a deadlock at the Democratic convention as to who will be the nominee, then Jackson could well be a kingamaker. A force to be reckoned with. ' Albert Gore The youngest of the candidates, this 39 year old Tennessee Senator is running as a conservative Democrat, although his record suggests he really is a liberal. Gore has put all his efforts into doing well in the south and he must prove his vote pulling ability to survive. Since 1968, the Democratic Party has only been victorious in only one Presidential election out of five. To be successful this year, it must select a candidate who can forge an effective coalition, and appeal to a broad group of voters. The March 8 primary results should provide a fair indication on how each candidate is going. The Massachusetts Governor has so far had impressive victories in New Hampshire, South Dakota, Minnesota and Maine. His economic credentials are excellent, with his state boasting one of the lowest unemployment rates in the country (around two per cent). Despite this, he has failed to excite the electorate at large—or even his own party. Part of this has to do with Dukakis himself in terms of his restrained (some might even say bland) personality. Dukakis Is not as well organised in the south, and a question mark must hover over him if he fails to win any primaries there, as to whether he can carry this vital area for the Democrats in November. Michael Dukakis Paul Simon At first, Simon wasn't taken seriously by political analysts, but when the bow—tied Senator began winning solid third places in Iowa and New Hampshire, this perception changed. An old fashioned liberal, Simon's main worry is lack of money, and if he does poorly on 'Super Tuesday', he will probably withdraw from the race. Albert Gore Jr. Lot'sWife, Thursday March 1 0 , 1 9 8 8 13 :^u/v\/v\t\< DEATH PENALTY by Peter Taft THE death penalty is in operation today in over one-hundred countries. It is used to execute people convicted of violent crimes as well as political dissenters. Most Western countries have come to accept the inhumanity of l<illing individuals for their beliefs. However, many countries which we would loolt upon as being civilised still execute convicted criminals in the belief that this practice acts as a deterrent to others thinking of committing the same crimes. The fact remains that no study made of the link between the death penalty and the crime rate has provided conclusive evidence that the death penalty is a deterrent. Indeed, some studies have shown that homicide rates have actually increased in the period immediately following executions. Supporters of the death penalty assume that violent crimes are premeditated and carried out in a calculated manner with a clear state of mind. In reality, such instances are rare. Most of these crimes are committed in times of great emotional stress—in fear or under the influence of alcohol or other drugs—when the perpetrator is not thinking of the possible consequences of the crime. Consider these statistics. A study in 1983 of 14 countries which had abolished the death penalty showed a decline in homicide rates in over half of them following the abolition. For example, Canada abolished the death penalty in 1976. The year before, there had been over 700 homicides there. In 1984, this number had dropped to under 670. Similarly, figures compiled in New York state between 1903 and 1963 show that on average an additional two murders has taken place within a month after each execution. Texas, which executes more people than any other state, has a homicide rate close to twice the national average. Far from being a deterrent, the death penalty appears to help in the perpetuation of a violent society. American lawyer, David Bruck, presented a number of inmates on 'death row'. In an article published in 'The Age' in September this year, Bruck describe^ the scene at an execution: Others have been executed despite clear evidence that their psychiatric conditions were such that they could not possibly have been fuly responsible for their actions. In recognition of the futility of the death penalty, the United Nations General Assembly has taken the position that it should be abolished in all countries by means of a progressive reduction in the crimes to which it applies. Amnesty International and other civil liberties groups have also declared their strong opposition to its use. There have been promising signs around the world that point towards a widespread trend of abolition. Since 1975 six South and Central American countries have abolished the death penalty. In April of 1987, two articles were published in the Soviet newspaper 'Moscow News^dvocating the aboli- tion of the death penalty. This represents the first public opposition to the death penalty in the Soviet media and could represent a major shift in thinking on this issue by the Politburo itself. A visit to Australia in May of this year of former 'death row' inmate Delbert Tibbs, received massive media attention. Many became aware of the iniquitous and futile use of the death penalty in the USA and some have joined the campaign to end it. In the USA itself there are encouraging signs. Bills to reintroduce the death penalty were defeated in two states, Vermont and Kansas. In lliinlos and Nebraska, bills to abolish the death penalty have been introduced- As a <feterent, as a means of extracting retribution and as a civilising influence on society, the death penalty had been an abject failure. Its use across the world deserves to be consigned to the dustbin of history. MfMl«MlMM«M*^^ There was movement out at u l a y t o r ^ ^ ^ ^ J of home for poor peo;^e. The death penalty is a manifestation of a system where justice is based on outdated notions of 'an eye for an eye', notions which cheapen respect for life and clearly fail to prevent similar crimes from occuring again. Its use allows governments to divert attention away from real social problems and from their failure to address the root causes of crime. Because it is irreversible, the death penalty must be looked at as different to other forms of punishment. Once effected, it cannot be revoked. The possiblity of juicidal error or of the revelation of establishing evidence of a convicted criminal's innocence make it an unjust method of punishment. Further, it negates any humane attempt to rehabilitate people to allow them another chance to take their place in society. Historically, the death penalty has been used unequally on the poor minorities and oppressed groups within the population. When the ability to gain good legal representation becomes 'The two-hundred beer-swilling celeb- one of the most important factors in rants outside the prison at five in the determining the outcome of a trial, morning started whooping and holler- questions of race, class and poverty can ing when they heard that the switch had have a considerable effect upon the been pulled It is impossible to avoid the administration of justice. The wealthy conclusion that executions cheapen and members of dominant racial and respect for life and leave the public sen- religious groups are far less likely to be sibilities dulled to killing and anxiousfor sentenced to death than the poor or more.' members of unpopular racial or Polls taken in America would appear religious groups. Similarly, 90% of to support Bruck's hypothesis, as over executions in the USA since 1977 have three-quarters of the population sup- been tor the murder of whites, even port the death penalty in the face of an though blacks and whites have been ever-increasing crime rate. Political car- murdered in about equal numbers eers have been made and broken In some cases access by the defenaccording to the candidates' stance on dant to impatial and professional psythe death penalty. According to Henry chiatric and medical services is vital. In Schwarzchild of the American Civil the United States, a number of people Liberties Union, 'Americans want to have been executed before evidence believe that toughness is the universal concerning their mental condition solution to every problem'. could be collated and presented. 14 Lot's Wife, Thursday March 1 0 , 1 9 8 8 or the word was passed around It was summer around Monash But students were nowhere to be found. The roads and car parks were so desolate With their rugged, rolling terrain, There only the bravest car and driver venture Bearing, naturally, the tightest of rein. All the tired and noted diehards, From the suburbs near and far, Still mustered in the Small Caf Where apparently only the yuppies now are. But the Ming Wing was almost deserted That enormous, unspectacular beast, Apart from it's original inhabitants Who are, no doubt, three parts insane at least So daunting too, look the libraries With their insight, so much to be found. But doesn't one find it strange though That inside one can't hear a sound? The leture theatres appear even more clinical* But I suppose they do House a strange breed Impersonal, unapproachable and unfriendly Seems the root of the true Monash creed. So the next time you hear someone mutter 'My word, Monash is really in strife', please act on their masterful instints And grant this deviod Uni some life Janelle ' Summer Work MY HOURS during the hottest days of by Yvette Jaczlna summer were spent envying those who Students are placed in all sorts of swam, splashed, played and generally summer jobs through the Employment kept cool at the local swimming pool. I Office. Clerical, factory work and fruit was unable to join them—instead I picking as well as course related jobs. served up hundreds of hot-dogs, thou'Whatever comes to mind comes here,' sands of dim Sims and gallons of soft drink, amongst other types of junk food, says Irmgard Good, the Student Employment Officer, from the mundane to those straight out of the pool, to the exotic' One student spent his last refreshed and dripping wet. I was dripsummer minding mohair goats on a ping wet too, though definately not farm. refreshed inside. The kiosk was around Although most students enter into 20 degrees hotter than outside. I summer work purely to earn money to worked very long hours in terribly hot pay fees and debts accumulated during conditions, seven days a week and my skin remained white throughout the sea- the study year, a lot get much more out of their job than money. Ms Good spoke son. So to put it mildly it wasn't my favorite summer although I guess it was of those students who come back after their summer and tell her they had a memorable. Ideally in summer I would join those at great time, particulary those who work at holiday resorts such as Hayman the pool or the beach as would many Island. She also told me of students students. But due to the introduction of who have been offered permanent the tertiary administrative charge and employment, once their degree is commore alarmingly the increase in the pleted, by their summer employers, and overseas students fee—$6050 for of those who actually find their career 1988—many students are left with no paths in summer work. One medicine option but to join the workforce from student found during her summer that November to February. the travel industry was far more appealLuckily for Monash students obtaining ing to her than what she had been a summer job is not too difficult, as long studying. Yet, even if you are not fortunas you are willing to do almost anything. ate enough to really love your summer Last year the Student Employment job, any experience gained, even if not Office was inundated with jobseekers course related, is terrific to have as she and assisted students in obtaining emphasised. approximately 4000 summer jobs. 8000 Summer work can have it's advanletters had been sent to employers asktages but I know I would rather have ing if they 'needed a hand'. Naturally spent my summer in the water instead there was a great response from these of being surrounded by food and faced employers wishing to save on advertiswith incredibly long queues. ing costs. SU/VI/HER 4 \ TROUBLES WITH MY AUNT I USED to hate the first day back at school after a vacation. Not because I didn't enjoy it, but becuse of the inevitable first day back creative writing session. Students were consistently offered a variety of subjects to choose from, including What I did on My Holidays', The Highlight of My Holidays', or simply My Holidays'. I objected on principle to writing such topics, not just because I was bored with it, but mainly because it required such little imagination on the part of the teacher. Regurgitating this standard topic year after year, was to me the essence of laziness. In view of these earlier convictions then, it is strange that I now find myself writing a fairly subjective article about a recent holiday' that I had in Surfers Paradise. But this was not the average Gold Coast holiday. It had the potential to be so, with accomodation on the fifteenth floor of a river side apartment block in a $ 1.4 million flat complete with all the conveniences; a reception and service centre like that of a five star hotel, as well as spa, sauna and Olympic size swimming pool. It also included a very wealthy fifty six year old aunt named Vera. I admit from the start that, as a poverty stricken student I was seduced by by the prospect of visiting this millionaires' playground and playing alongside millionaires and eating and drinking at expensive restaraunts and doing all the things that money affords, which is basically being able to live in the lap of luxury. All this, my aunt promised, and all that was required of me was my company. Even so, she said, I would not have to be a babysitter. The opportunity was too good to refuse. But I had missed the first danger signs. My invitation came only after her husband refused to accompany her, for reasons which I had at first put down to ill-health (he has a very colourful history of ailments, including broken ribs, shattered knuckles, chronic whiplash, broken arms, angina and an ulcer, most of which were sustained during the period of his service as a spy for British Intelligence, any of which can be summoned as a means of excuse for avoiding things he doesn't want to do). However, the real reasons I established for myself after a week in the company of what could only be described as a schizophrenic personality. Schizophrenia aside, the holiday from its outset was destined to be a disaster. Vera's first response to the 1.4 million dollar view of the colourful, busy river and the crowded streets and beaches was 'I should have stayed in Melbourne and gone to Luna Parkl' Besides the attitude problem, Vera suffered some fairly debilitating heath problems during the holiday. Three were physical, one being a swollen ankle which measured the size of an elephant's hoof. As I tried to explain to her, this was probably due to a circulation problem resulting from her chain smoking. This suggestion was rejected outright as rubbish. The second problem was an ulcerated stomach, prone to creating digestive trauma day and night, no matter how well anaesthetised it was with Mylanta II and gin and tonic. The third was a permanently damaged ear drum which could not tolerate any water pressure. My aunt's other problems were associated with mental health, and included extreme vertigo, manic depression, paranoia, alcoholism, and neurosis. Any of these alone would be enough for seeking psychiatric assistance. But the aid closest at hand for a person whose pride would not allow admission of such illnesses, was a bottle of Mogadon. So she proceeded to take about five doses of these a day, and would follow them up with a couple of 'G & Ts' to create that 'just smashed in the jaw'feeling required to get her through the day. All this had a fairly dampening effect on my time in Surfer's Paradise. Walking any distance was impossible. Driving in holiday season traffic with a feeling quite positive. However, that same night, I decided to risk the consequences of going out with my sister's fiance, who had come down from Brisbane. Vera's reaction to this idea was quite unusual. She disappeared for half an hour and, as I later found out, had tried to book herself into a hotel room in quiet protest. She returned, but refused to give us the keys so that we had to rely on her to let us back in. At 2.30am, the fiance, feeling adequately pissed, left the party to go home with the intention of explaining to Vera that I was with someone else and returning later. However, lan's condition was such that he could only remember a few words—which didn't happen to make much sense anyway. Half an hour later however, he was capable of telling me that the shit had hit the fan back with my aunt, and he was attempting to ask me to come back to the car where Vera was now waiting. Once in the car, it took me a few moments to realise that we had done a Ll-turn in the Gold Coast highway (the main, one-way street in the centre of Surfers Paradise), and that al the abuse and commotion that I could hear was directed at us Back at the flat. Vera informed me that she had made a big decision; we would leave the next day, a week earlier than plannned, because she would not tolerate me prostituting myself on her holiday. This view I put down to jealousy, which explained her habit of constant reliving of her own youth in drunken conversation. She has spent the past two months slandering me to anyone willing to listen. POSTSCRIPT; As part of my moral rehabilitation program, I took myself to Sydney for a week. There I stayed in one of Australia's seedier suburbs. Kings Cross, sharing a bedroom with four other strangers, and a bathroom with another twelve, in a hostel bordered by a very busy twenty-four hour medical clinic on one side, a drug rehabilitation centre on the other, and opposite a nightclub called DTs which was very popular among the down and out youth, it was the best holiday I've ever had! person whose nerves were in shreds was unbearable. Swimming was out of the question. In fact. Vera lacked enthusiasm about everthing except restaurants, alcohol and shopping, which we did explored to saturation level—even to the extent of visiting furniture shops to look at 'Jason recliner rockers'. All these drawbacks should have had no effect on my pursuit of a good time, but as I came to realise, my company was required constantly. Even private phone calls were made in the presence of my aunt, and going By a disillusioned niece who, for out at night was positively out of the obvious reasons, must remain question. The bad karma just wasn't anonymous. worth it. January is the rainy season in Surfer's, and it rained for a large part of my week there. So there I was, stuck fifteen floors up, with a vertigo sufferer. I was the first to crack under the pressure, and was able to use a few obviously stress-related ailments as an excuse to run off to the doctor. It was a pleasure just to be able to talk to someone else, and I returned 4 ^«if«m^ A True Story Lot's Wife, Thursday March 1 0 , 1 9 8 8 15 ^ SUA1A1ER ~ International Year of What? ^f//////i/'//'/n'l 'essf\e.5S by Wllhelm Popp •EVERYONE has the right to a standard of living adequate for the health and well being of his or her family. Including food, clothing, housing, medical care and necessary social services.' (United Nations Declaration of Human -Rights Article 25.1). Everyone may have the right to the above mentioned needs but for a large portion of the world population, these basic essentials of daily life must be struggled for day after day. The United Nations (UN) states that a quarter of the world's population do not have adequate shelter. Of these, 1200 million have inadequate shelter and 100 million have 'no housing whatsoever'. By the year 2000, the greatest proportion of these people will be concentrated in cities, especially in the slums and squatter settlements surrounding many third World cities. Against this background 1987 was declared 'The International 'Vear of Shelter for the Homeless'. Two basic objectives were set. The first aimed to 'between 1983 and 1986 achieve a measurable achievement in actual living conditions of the world's poor*. (Note: the objectives were set in 1982.) And the second hoped 'between 1987 and 2000 to refine, improve and implement, on a much broader scdie, the approaches and techniques already demonstrated'. Nothing concrete—just a general direction for the governments of the world to follow. And so the Australian government did when it set out its three aims for the year. Briefly, these were to improve the effectiveness of our current housing programmes and relevant overseas aid programmes, to increase the involvement of the government, private and community sectors in helping the homeless and inadequately housed, and to encourage new ideas and equity in the use of existing and future additions to the housing stock to provide low cost accommodation. From these, the government developed policies and programs that sought to address the various aims and objectives it and the UN had set. A plethora of publications set out these aims, detailing the government's approach, and spouting all sorts of statistics about this and that of who lived where and why. There is, not surprisingly, very little by the way of definite commitments to improving the actual number of homes available or even to improve the condition of existing housing. As if to prove this point the federal government boasts in its promotional literature that it has ear marked $800,000 of an allocated $1,200,000 for'promotional activities and (demonstration) projects'. (The other $400,000 is not detailed). When the government does refer to actual changes in housing conditions, they invariably speak of existing programs that would have occurred with or without a UN 16 Lot's Wife, Thursday March 1 0, 1988 declaration. In many ways, there may be little the government can actually do given the current economic climate. But to count existing expenditure and refer to current programs as special 'International Year of the Shelter for the Homeless' projects Is almost as insidious as declaring every new section of road a 'Commonwealth Bicentennial Road Projecf. So why the UN declaration at all? Why should we be bothered with all this hype about another disadvantaged group if the government has little intention or ability to do anything concrete about it? The answer lies in the hype itself. Apparently, the real aim of the year was to promote awareness of the plight of homeless people. Besides helping those people who donate to charities to chose a more worthwhile cause, any such campaign should make it quite clear that it is not only destitute old men who have nowhere to go at night To this end, the government was quite successful, producing posters showing a variety of 'homes'—from shopping trolleys to abandoned cars. It is only when awareness is raised that the government or any other body, can hope to establish strategies which alleviate homelessness. Once programms are in place, the situation should improve. Sounds all very well in theory. But in practice, how much follow-up work is done? Well, how many themes of past 'international years', can you remember? Or, more to the point, how much has the government or any other offical body, done for disabled people, youth or peace during the past few years (beyond what it would normally do)? Do disabled people have adequate facilities and equal access to all of society's opportunities? Are youth listened to, as Bob Hawke's much touted Priority One' campaign propoosed? Is world peace any more of a possibility than it was two years ago? Or, for the cynics, why bother with these silly declarations? 1 So for all of you who may have hoped for a better deal for the homeless, think again. Because, despite all the publicity for the homeless, it seems there will be little change in government programs. And this 'band aid' approach seems increasingly incapable of helping anyone, as growing housing lists demonstrate. There may or may not be benefits from all the 'awareness' fostered during 1987. Maybe a few more people found roofs over their heads, or a little more aid went to the Third World. As yet there is no official report on the effectiveness of declaring an international year of shelter for the homeless; when one is compiled, I doubt its findings will be promoted widely. For, as a Ministry of Housing official said—off the record, and after explaining the government's strategy—'yes, its a load of bullshit and won't change a bloody thing, but what else can you do?' Yes indeed, bgt what else can we do? •1 1 SU/HAIER m*^ • i<bj^'-- SUMMER r by J e n n i f e r N I e l a e n WHAT a summer this one has been in sunny Australia. What with conservative members of the public gunning the government for changes to policy and the Prime Minister Mr Hawke being everywhere at once on New Year's Eve (well, at least he thinks he's God). It's hard to keep up with all this summer frivolity. So for those of you who can't, here is a bit of a recap on the summer of '88. Of course, the highlight of the summer had to be the grand celebrations on Australia Day held around Sydney Harbour, with the Tall ships looking very tall and the many thousands of onlookers looking less than contrite for the sins of 200 years. Well, at least the Aboriginal protest got a bit of press - some even treated it like a serious issue. But not everybody got Into the spirit of things. Recently appointed High Court Judge, Mary Gaudron felt somewhat disinclined to accept the Order of Australia Award which was offered to her. No doubt Justice Gaudron is someone who doesn't appreciate her country's history. I wonder, how long it will lake us to get our first woman Chief Justice on the High Court. If the Bruce Ruxton's of this world have their way. It'll take even longer now. But did you see what Dl was wearing at the big celebration? And what she wore to the crocodile farm and every other damn place she visited? Of course you did if you watched the news - but then again what else can they say about her. Oh, by the way, her husband Charles tagged along too. Meanwhile in Queensland, certain public office bearers, some of them on 'holiday', are learning the other side of corruption - getting caught. Poor Russ Hinze may never be pictured in the same jovial setting as you see him in the picture to the right. If Royal Commisioner Mr Tony Fitzgerald QC gets something together. But whaf s a little gambling between friends and could you expect Russ to take just any girl? (Do you really expect any girl to take Russ?) j5^.^':^i e S H i*^^:^*JS*« igM^**' in a furore of a different kind, Minister of Health, Neal 'I don't have an identity - give me an ID card' Blewe{t has finally proven just how safe our personal information is with the Health Insurance Commission. Of course Neal shouldn't take the blame for any little 'mishaps' in his department, like the many leaks of personal information over the last few years. After all, 'ministerial responsibility" is just a myth. Pity no one told Mick Young. And picking up the vitriol where Frank Vltkovic left off, the gun lobby have come out in force to protect our 'right' to shoot living things without being accountable for it. Thirty thousand citizens gathered on the steps of parliament to calmly voice their anger at the new gun laws proposed by the Cain government, whilst abusing the few animal liberationists who braved the crowd to counter the demonstration. These are the sort of people who deserve to have weapons? In the meantime, Jeff Kennett, having realised that extended shop trading hours is no longer an election issue, has finally dropped 'rebel' Frank Penhalluriak, and jumped on board the gun lobby's band wagon. No selfserving Liberal would allow citizen's civil rights to be infringed not while in opposition anyway. And on the sporting scene, 'n'er do wrong' tennis brat, Pat Cash took his first trip to South Africa to compete in the SA Open. One wonders whether It will be his last, but you can't dispute his logic - why should the cultural/ sporting boycott continue while economic sanctions aren't in force. Of course Pat, It's OK to act immorally If other people do. No doubt, the absence of Archbishop Desmond Tutu and other detainees from next year's Open, will go unnoticed by this tennis superstar. But the story doesn't end there. Back in Melbourne, Pat competed in the Australian Open which was being held at the newly opened National Tennis Centre. His failure to reach the grand final could, perhaps, be r Ap up explained by the use of black tennis balls. But like Martina Navratolova said, why should tennis players have to deal with terrorists like the antiapartheid protesters who attended the Australian Open. If only they could get themselves 'elected', like Pick Botha, they'd be free to do what they like. government's concerned 'it's time' for full fees. Sympathies are hereby extended to all those who are now And the state government certainly going to miss out on receiving an pulled one off with the grand opening education in this country. of the National Tennis Centre. Its part Monash Vice Chancellor, Mai of their long term plan to encourage Logan, has released his own paper the use of public transport. NoneThe Monash Plan - which sets the theless, to cater to motoring tennis new agenda for Monash over the next fans, the Cain government has five years. Let's hope Montech can planned a new parking lot to be built find a market for humanities subjects over the Punt Rd park The perfect touch! Residents are sure to enjoy this or who knows where they'll be getting the funding for these subjects scenic view from their loungeroom Furthermore, Mai doesn't seem to windows. And despite what they and 1)6 content with his current empire the Melbourne City Council say, the and is looking to expand his horizons. redevelopment of the Jolimont A university covering the whole of the rallyards is not a more suitable south eastern suburbs? Can it be proposal; the state governement can done? Not if Swinburne, Chlsholm and compulsorily aquire the Punt Rd park! Rusden can help It The TV took some significant steps this summer, most notably the And finally, rock band 'Midnight Oil' appearance of Derryn Hinch on our have gone into 'hiding' to escape silver screens. What better alternative 1988. The band will be developing to 'Neighbours' could there be than techniques to loose a year and what the real life (and unexpected) drama better year to do it in? So, if you're a Derryn serves up for us each day. The keen 'Oils' fan, you'll have to wait till 'Shame File' Is his most innovative next year to see them perform live. concept yet, though I rather suspect Alternatively, you could just stop the he got the idea during his visit to Her Bicentenary. Getting even further Majesty's Country Holiday Farm, away from it all. Aboriginal band 'No sharing 'tales' with co-inmates. Fixed Address' have left the country. They're spending most of '88 touring And not to be outdone, Channel 10 the Soviet Bloc spreading the word. have produced their own innovation talk-back television. And won't It be Who knows what the rest ot the year good when compere Don Lane learns has in store, but thank God this is a how to use it. Maybe time charge big country and there are still places phone calls aren't such a bad idea. left to hide. And just when we thought we were Have a nice year folks. going to get an education. Minister for Employment and Training, John Dawkins, released the Education Green Paper, outlining a radical • ••• * ^ ^ J ! ^ ^ = ^ ' ' ' ^ ' ^ restructuring of the tertiary education system in Australia. This paper makes , , - ^-f-t^.'^:^^. ••<••-4,'CIt clear that as far as the Hawke m '''^^'^m^^Wf Ci popular saMtKeir potV-Me tiV;'*? J * . ;-'' ~; T"--' \A<QU Lot's Wife, Thursday March 1 0 , 1 9 8 8 17 WORLD TOUR Whilst many of us may have lazed in the sun this summer, there was much BRITIAN—23 January The British ate 100.000,000 packets o1 potato chips in 1987, favouring plain and sailed varieties. MEXICO—J fab/uary Poor people suspected of being fed milk poisoned by Chernobyl nuclear accident, UlCfiinfi^QUA—18 January Government offers to hold direct taiks with Contra retjels. Rebels agree to the tafks. United States—19 January President Reagan seeks Contra aid from Congress despite agreement of talks between ttw Nicaraguan govemment and the rebels. United Statas—S F&bruary House of Representatives rejects Reagan's request for $A5G million Contra aid. ARGENTINA—20 January Government crushes revolt in army instigated by tnats of otf)cers accused of human rights violations 21 January Thousands protest against iaw freeing many of the accused officers. SUMMER 1988 around the world Lots Wife sums up a few of the more 'notable' events. So, how was your summer? ^ SU/l/l/MER Summer Reading understand. Along with the prisoners, sufferers, survivors. It is no longer I it is we. It is we who hold the secret of 'Inland' by Gerald Murnane. 'The Fatal Shore' by Robert existance we who control the world Helnemann $24.95 (Hardback) Hughes. Pan Books, $14.95 WE'Afinale more grand and moving THERE is a mystery at the heart of j " m r than many I have read in recent years. (paper) 'Inland'. It is stated in plain terms on HISTORIANS, however scrupulous and Very little is easy in this volume of the dust-jacket, just above the literary dispassionate, usually derive from the stories. The stories themselves, note;' "Inland" is a most unusual love present the incentive to persevere with (although tightly constructed), don't story. But while this love story unfolds the arduous task of exploration of a past mesh easily, and the dogmatic on the dust-cover as a neat, intriguing whose significance depends to some statements of an old man cast a cold statement of events and places, inside breath across our souls. Camus wrote, extent on the angle from which it is being the hardcovers the bald listings of 'In a world whose absurdity appears to illuminated. The paperback edition of place or date or name reveal Robert Hughes' 'The Fatal Shore' comes be so impenetrable, we simply must something quite different This is no to us festooned with the blurb's reach a greater degree of underromantic illusion, but a full-blown and accreditation of 'an epic international 'Three Uneasy Pieces' by Patrick standing amongst men, a greater passionate affair, between the author bestseller", thus establishing that unlike White. Pascoe Pubilshing, $7.99 sincerity. We have to achieve this, or and his words. so many histories and historians, Hughes (paper). perish.' Against the backdrop of '... an extended meditation ... on and his book are not merely destined to AN IMAGINATIVE reader of fiction will Hiroshima and Nagasaki, 'Three the process of effecting those be a part of the massive local public feel a real buzz of excitement when he Uneasy Pieces' disturb as much as complex transformations that make celebration of Eurpoean Settlement or she picks up this new volume of they excite. Patrick White may have art out of the elusive reality" the stories by one of our country's most As a feat of writing 'The Fatal Shore' is filled 'sheets of foolscap with publicity handout that came with the productive (and decorated) wordirrelevant thoughts which lay claim to quite remarkable. In over six hundred review copy calls it, rather smiths, Patrick White. The title 'Three significance' but in this year when the pages and seventeen chapters Hughes' portentously. And Murnane is indeed Uneasy Pieces', to anyone who reads becomes real Australia celebrates 200 years of turn of phrase never a craftsman in words, concernedand loves White, triggers a typically genocide, this slim volume is a cry into repetitious during what is a standard even obsessed—with transformations. mixed response — a poised but the emptiness of celebration, a call for chronological account of Australian But through any praise I have to offer expectant pose, knowing that work is settlement decent and sane relations. runs a clear note of caution. afoot, like a middle-distance runner The narrative commences with EuroI found the opening of the book expectantly waiting for the gun to pean awareness and discovery, fascinating. I found its movement into launch her into the job at hand. (But of Aborigines, Aboriginal culture. Antipoby Andrew Jackson lyricism in the final third engrossing. I course, as White hints at in these dean flora and fauna, European contact found the central portion, with its stories, reading and writing are not and white invasion. The horrific pageandreadful reiterated monotony of really work, if the processes are real at Australian Short Stories No. 2 0 try of Georgian English criminal law and insistence on the writer/reader/text all, they are the mediations and punishment figures both as the dynamo Pascoe Publishing $ 4 . 9 5 relationship sometimes illuminating, fantasies of the leisured.) of the system that introduced white set|THE stories in this edition of 'Australian sometimes appropriate, but too often The three stories in this volume are Short Stories' have a powerful tlement to Australia and as a purveyor of self-indulgent, beyond all the bounds the blood, inhumanity, degradation, sufconstructed on myriad levels autobiographical undercurrent shaping of the contract between author and fering and death that litter a narrative demanding close attention, for their their fictions, which often leave one with reader. possessed of all the reassuring density and continuity of purpose an ambivalent response and quite uncerIn that contract, the author sets the disallow gaps to be left un bridged or tain how to criticize the text Should one ingredients of a best selling epic. rules, the reader chooses—or, questions about the narrative to judge the work on its ability to enlist our The tendancy of historical attention in ultimate sanction, chooses not—to remain unanswered. The 'uneasy' in memories of the past or should one more recent years has been to place play the game. Murnane does the title is an unease cultivated by the emphasis on social history, particulary in fantastic things, grotesque things, with author and becomes a mantel which is examine it more dispassionately as an the fate of people hitherto ignored — imaginative work of fiction? the relationship, turning the reader fitted and sits squarely on the Aborigines, poor immigrants, women, into a character, an author, a friend, an shoulders of the reader and the children and urban workers. In the idiot child. But there were too many writer/narrator. These short diatribes Introduction to 'The Fatal Shore' Hughes moments in the dead centre of the are intended, quite simply, to force a states it is his explicit intention to place book when, blue pencil in hand, I dialogue between the producer and emphasis on the point of view of the conlonged for some redeeming Pound to the buyers, within the act of reading. victs themselves, yet it transpires that Murnane's Eliot to end my misery. (Any inattentive readers may presently Hughes draws heavily on established M urnane is a man of the finest sell their copies to more interested interpretations of our convict origins. His talent. But no-one (as his book is parties.) dependence on secondary sources outeager to emphasise) is 'perfect'. We weighs the original research evidenced. The dialogue Is a tautly constructed are all inner worlds, inlands where Throughout the book the received image chaotic whirl of images and Ideas experience and memory combine to of convict women's haplessness is mainrendered intelligible by an undercreate an ever-shifting landscape. tained despite more recent academic cutting yet understanding irony which With the aid of a more courageous accounts that indicate a greater plurality draws the oarticipants into its net of editor, Murnane's talent could go far of opportunity and circumstance. de-mystificatton • 'But I wonder to make him one of Australia's most whether my nature, in it s absence of Hughes' emphasis on 'convict' Ausaccomplished authors. spirituality, is closer to the ugliness tralia tends to simplify the nature of the And what about the other love and pollution of the industrial colony even during the transportation story? If you are looking for a good nightmare than to the lifetime I have period. With the fluctuating composition story, or an easy read, my spent trying to acheive aesthetic of the convict community and an ever recommendation is to try elsewhere. perfection'. To achieve, by making art, increasing number of ex-convicts and All I can say is that when the narrator aesthetic perfection in the midst of men and women who were unconvicted finally weeps, it is for a total stranger. Theyaredefinatelyamixed bag of writ- citizens communities such as those of the industrial nightmare is a problem But then, the book never claimed to ing experience and style. Checking which has been faced and debated for Botany Bay constituted a complex and make sense, not as a book alone: 'I the last one hundred years, and it has author details after reading each story diverse society. In giving priority to tale had learned that a page of a book is leaves little doubt that within reason, the bearing, Robert Hughes has too heavily revealed attempts which have given mirror*, says the narrator. Not my longer a person has been seriously work- imposed a twentieth century perspective us all moments of quiet solace; but choice of metaphor, by any means, but with what certainty? White allows little, ing at pulling their writing together, the and diminished the substantial sense of essential to any experience of 'Inland'. (Perhaps only the certainty of more cohesive and styalised the end pro- the sheer difference implicit in hwo cenI would just add that the publishers, continued cruelty and death.) 'O Lord, duct tends to be. However, the two turies of social and cultural change. stories which are first publications are Helnemann, have solid production dispel our dreams, of murders we did very good and their authors obviously values which make a great difference not commit—or did we?' by Peader Loughran have skills matching the task they have to the act of reading a book. 'Inland' These 'Three Uneasy Pieces' are an set themselves. has a clear typeface, good quality extraordinary confession if you like of paper and an expressive cover a man, or perhaps of a world, for whom The serious criticism which I would illustration (by Beth Turner). There level at this particular collection of Louisa' by Brian Matthews. atonement is not possible, but for were only two proof-reading errors stories reflects a malady I believe Auswhom the need to try is all-important Gribble, $39.95 that I could see—quite a bonus these tralian fiction to be suffering from. That is, McPhee As the narrator of the final story days. At $24.95 it is not cheap, but a fundamental lack of inventiveness and (hardback) passes towards death through a neither is it bad value, considering imaginative prowess. There are stories THIS is a book about Louisa Lawson, tremendous spiralling and re-coiling written and published which are more about Brian Matthews, about biography what a paperback or a meal will cost images and events, he remains adequate to the task of shaping and biographers, about the past and you. unreconciled with his past and with language to deal with the bizarre scenery remembering and making it about what himself, but he reaches out away from which confronts us at this point in the we are able to think and say and know his rotting flesh, from self-doubt and about life, about life itself, too, and for all 20th century, by Andrew Enstlce castlgation towards a universality and that it Is a book distinguished by its Andrew Jackson compassionate understanding. I humility. three pieees History Biography 2 0 Lot's Wife, Thursday March 1 0 , 1 9 8 8 SU/V1/1/1ER ^ Summer Reading pages that play out the perils of reducing the complexities of human life In general, and the difficulty of evoking Louisa Lawson In particular, I am not going to offer any further reduction of her here. All I will say Is that this is an important book, a beautifully made booK and one that has to be read. by John O'Meara Reference i passage towards the e n d of 'Louisa' will serve to convey something of the biographical subject and give a sample of Matthew's prose: (Louisa Lawson) was a great Australian woman whose face has been in shadow too long: who, when not being roundly vjllified for doing things as irrelevant as her looks or her untidy house or her refusal to be 'nothing but a mother' or 'nothing but a wife', was indulgently positioned in the wings — someone's mother — when, in justice a small piece of the centre stage of history was for a few moments rightfully hers. Mother of the Suffrage in New South Wales: publisher of the first women's journal; inventor; champion of neglected, isolated, battered, abused and imprisoned women: scourge of corrupt or wayward bureaucracy; battler. And the mother of Henry Lawson— a connection she could very happily have done without To tell Louisa's story 'Louisa' uses many voices. The t w o chief voices are those of 'The Biographer" a n d ' O w e n Stephens'. 'The b i o g r a p h e r . . . Is rather cautious, even on occasion timid: he Is by nature conservative, he is given t o worry and has little humour. But there is a side to him rarely released except under the stimulation of unacceptable a m o u n t s of alcohol, which Is more spontaneous, Iconoclastic, undaunted by risk'. To the daring iconoclast and theorist the sober blographergivesthecobbled-upnameof O w e n Stephens. O w e n S t e p h e n s is the alter e g o of the biographer, 'a feminine side of me, a feminine self. The texts of the biographer and O w e n S t e p h e n s alternate throughout the booK offering different interpretations of aspects of the lives of Louisa and those around her, c o m m e n t i n g on each other. There is a battle b e t w e e n these two voices, these t w o consciousnesses. Neither is Brian IVIatthews, but they both are. Alongside these two voices are many others: the voice of Louisa's poems, and of Henry's; d o c u m e n t s and letters; t h e bolgraphers notebooks; a music hall pastiche; at one point a piece of fiction. 'Louisa' is formally a postmodernist biography, indeed M a t t h e w s has in this book discovered a n e w form of biography, a postmodernist Invention itself; the disposable biographical form. If you have the ability and humanity of Brian Mattews you can use this method. Once. What Is remarkable about 'Louisa' is that with all of Its exhilarating inventiveness it never once b e c o m e s stagy, its author is t o o m u c h respectful of the burd e n of telling a life t o let the subject become overwhelmed by the object, t o let the life be lost In the Life. The life that Louisa Lawson lived was remarkable. After reading four h u n d r e d ' T h e Oxford Literary G u i d e to Australia' e d i t e d by Peter Pierce. Oxford University Press, $ 6 0 . 0 0 (hardback). 'Right w o r d s ' by S t e p h e n MurrayS m i t h . Viking $ 2 4 . 9 5 (hardback). WHY two reference books in a page on summer reading? Well, mostly because I read t h e m over s u m m e r a n d f o u n d that they are both books that make terrific dip-in reading. In the case of 'The Oxford Literary Guide to Australia' its value as a reference is s o m e w h a t (and needlessly) diminished by the inadequacy of its Indexing, but it is a big and beautifully p r o d u c e d book and its a b u n d a n c e of black and w h i t e photographs are so well chosen and reproduced they c o u l d of themselves d o c u m e n t the greater part of the history of Australian writing. The 'Guide' is divided into seven sections, representing the seven territories and states. Within each section is an alphabetical listing of places where the famous (and not so famous) figures of Australian letters were born, lived, wrote, fought, drank and died. This is how Monash takes its place in writing history: Monash University (7 L3) University in the east suburb of Clayton, established in 1961 and named after engineer and Great War general, John Monash. Poets Alan Wearne, John A Scott and Laurie Duggan, while undergraduates, figured in the Monash Poetry Readings of 1968. Playwrights John Homeril and David Williamson also studied here. Short story writer and novelist Peter Carey took an MA in 1967. Journalist and science fiction author Damien Broderick edited 'Lot's Wife' in the mid-1960s. Poet Barbara Giles studied here and later taught in the English Department. Other poets who teach here include Jennifer Strauss and Philip Martin. STEPHEN MURRAY-SMITH is well qualified to write a book on Australian English usage. Founding editor of 'Overland' — ' t e m p e r democratic, bias republican', a flavour that also permeates 'Right Words' — and long-time book editor, Murray-Smith has used his long working experience to produce a handbook that is comprehensive, lucid, learned, rational and reasonable. We all have our difficulties with language — is it imply or infer?, practice or practise? etc. — and ready answers to questions like those can be f o u n d here. While Murray-Smith is reliable he is also, in the best tradition of Fowler and Partridge, quirky a n d humourous. This book has the advantage of being both Australian and contemporary. W h e n it appears in paperback it should, as they s a y be on every student's desk. byJohn O'Meara Nothing like a rabbit plague •The Faber Book of C o n t e m p o r a r y Australian Short Stories' edited by Murray Bail. Faber & Faber, $ 2 9 . 9 5 (hardback), $ 1 4 . 9 5 ( p a p e r b a c k ) . THE editor of 'The Faber Book of Contemporary Australian Short Stories' is Murray Bail, author of novels 'Homesickness' and 'Holden's Performance'. You couldn't forget the titles of those novels. The title of this collection of short stories is much less memorable, resembling as it d o e s t h e titles of many other collections of short stories In Australia where, as Murray Ball notes in his introduction t o this volume, the short story exists as an epidemic to be c o m p a r e d with a plague of rabbits. This book has sane, balanced, fair title, a fair price for its fat 4 1 3 pages, and on the cover a lovely painting by Keith Bowen. Sanity, balance, and fairness prevail In this collection. The number of writers represented Is twenty-four; twelve of these writers are w o m e n and twelve are men. Most writers have contributed one story to the book, but four men and four w o m e n have c o n t r i b u t e d two stories each. At the beginning of the book the stories are listed under the author's names w h i c h are arranged chronologically according to date of birth. The first writer listed,Marjorie Barnard, was born last century; the last listed, David Brooks, was born halfway t h o u g h this century. Five of the twenty-four writers are now dead. I think the book w o u l d be e n h a n c e d by some biographical notes on the writers. Adam' is a schoolboy; Olga Master's story 'A Rat in the Building' describes t h e goings-on of a g r o u p of old ladies; and David Malouf's story 'The Sun In Winter', concerns the response of a twenty-year-old Australian to the cold and the subtleties of Northern Europe. The European woman in 'The Sun in Winter" says a most tantalising t h i n g : 'But to see what Is c o m m o n , that is the difficult thing, don't you think? For that we need imagination, and there is never e n o u g h of it — never, never enough'. I went from this story t o read the other stories more or less at random, attracted here to a title — 'The Wonderfully Intelligent Sheep Dog' (Dal Stivens) — there to an author w h o s e work I had not read before — Elizabeth n a r r o w e r ('The Cost of things') — and there to stories I often like to read — 'The Life of Art' (Helen Garner), 'John Gilbert's Dog' (David Brooks. I delighted in the chronological arrangement of the stories, finding Images, moods, t h e m e s that drifted, recurred, developed, m e a n d e r e d from story to story, sometimes as if o n e writer had c a u g h t the hint of a melody from another, had taken up the tune, handed it on t o yet a n o t h e r writer. The first person narrator of 'The Persimmon Tree' e c h o e s the w o m a n in 'The Sun in Winter' w h e n she says: 'Everything that happened, even the c o m m o n e s t things, s e e m e d t o b e happening for the first time, and had a delicate hollow ring like music played I might have dreamt this next bit, but in an empty auditorium.' Read the first I think I remember hearing Frank story and then read the last story In Moorhouse say that because his the book. Written probably half a name begins with an ' M ' he Is always century apart, these stories sing to in the middle of alphabetical lists. In each other. the list at the front of this book he is This collection of stories is nothing number fourteen out of twenty-four like a rabbit plague. It Is more like a because he was born In 1938.1 celebration of the distinctive voices of suppose some people read books of a diverse g r o u p of writers w h o have short stories from cover to cover. I lived In different parts of a diverse d e c i d e d this time to start with Frank country. There Is a feeling in this book Moorhouse there in the middle, and that the writers are looking around for found his t w o stories w e r e about a a place in the world, in a wide as well as a personal sense. As well as having no biographies, t h e collection has n o epigraph. I d o not mean t o suggest that it needs an epigraph at all, yet If It were t o have one, and I w e r e to The Fnhcr Book of choose it, I w o u l d c h o o s e a sentence from 'The Only Adam' by Gerald Murnane: CONTEMPORARY AUSTRALIAN SHORT STORIES Edited by Murray Bail man in t h e middle of his life. I stayed with people whose names begin with an ' M ' and so read stories by Gerald Murnane, Olga Masters and David Malouf. The principal character In Gerald Murnane's story, 'The Only If he could have learned enough, he would have drawn a detailed map showing the territory that each, boy had s e e m e d to claim w h e n he s t o o d in some unlikely spot a n d uttered his peculair cry. I The girls also, in this fair and balanced collection, are uttering peculiar cries, some of them, I am happy to note, most peculiar. b y C a r m e l Bird L o t ' s W i f e , T h u r s d a y IVIarch 1 0 , 1 9 8 8 21 • SU/l/IMER The Hardline According to Tasmania's Greenies by Mark Nelson TASMANIA; the land of Robin Gray, Queenstown, banana yellow weatherboards with lilac trim, also home to Australia's most backward environmental policies, has a growing number of subversives within its rednecked population. Over the past decade, the rise of 'green politics' in the island state has placed it at the forefront of green politics in Australia. The 'green politics' philosophy is not unlike that advocated by those involved with the counter culture movement of the late 60a This time around, however, a sophisticated, coherent idelogy which spans the social/economical system is emerging. Considering the current climate of political disillusionment, 'green politics' could potentially take on the momentum it has in Europe —particularly West Germany—and ultimately challenge the conventional political groups to think again. The present vitality and organisation of Tasmanian 'greens' suggests that we may have only seen the tip of the iceberg as far as green politics is concerned in Australia Obviously it's difficult to summarise the ideology of any political movement, however, an attempt will be made by drawing a comparison with other revolutions of history. Western civilization's history to date has centred around three revolutions: the revolution against scarcity; the revolution of urbanising society, and the incomplete revolution against slavery. The green movement hopes to lead the revolution for a quality of life to replace a quantitative view of existence. The greens challenge the social value system which asks 'how much', 'how big', before asking what effect the action will have on the bodies and souls of the earth's inhabitants. Consequently, the environmental activists are also social revolutionaries. The greens of Tasmania bring a wide variety of backgrounds and affiliations to their cause. They include high school drop-outs and academics, self-sufficient farmers and business people, labour activists and entrepeneurs... Significantly, many of the 'revolutionaries' were previously unaligned and unaffiliated. More and more of them have reasonably 'normal' backgrounds, and are attracted to the green movement through a desire to improve their society's way of life, rather than lo escape from mainstream society's unpleasantries. A legitimate claim made by sceptics is that the greens' philosophy of 'make love not money' has been around for quite some time without making any mark on conventional value systems. The Tasmanian greens admit that there is a long way to go, but argue thai many of the things they stand for are realised by mainstream political groups a few years later. They argue they are the ones who have introduced new ideas and values, which are ultimately accepted as conventional wisdom, to the political scene. They argue that—gradually— they are winning! To verify this claim, the greens they cite their successes since the drowning of Lake Redder: saving the Franklin Riven the return to the Tasmanian Aboriginal community of confiscated ancestral remains; the rise and prosperity of 'progressive' commercial enterprises and tourist facilities such as 'The Wilderness Shops', 'Soya-Bean Plantations' and Hobart's Eumarrah Wholefoods project. The contmumg electoral success of Tasmania's green politicians supports the claim that a large percentage of the population is being won over by green ideas. Dr Bob Brown has been a member of Tasmania's lower house since 1983 and was joined by another green independent member in 1986. Opinion polls now show a solid 20 to 30 per cent support for the greens on most issues. Owing to the peculiar Hare-Clark electoral system used in Tasmania, it is quite possible the greens will hold the balance of power after the next state election. If the quality of the independents' contribution to the state parliment to date is a good indicator, a parliament controlled by Dr Brown et al could change Tasmania's social fabric as well as providing inspiration for the mainland's dormant green ideologies. W h a t t h e g r e e n i e s a r e up a g a i n s t : 22 Lot's Wife, Thursday March 10, 1 9 8 8 by Mark Nelson MY EXAM results posted, my factory stint behind me, I left my quarter acre suburban block to explore the wilds of Tasmania. I ended up at 'The Forest Festival, Jacke/s Marsh', 'organised' and populated by hippies The event proved to be an awakening experience. Saturday 9 am—Arrive. Peruse the tent village. Latch on to some other 'suburban types'. Woodstock! Joan Baez, Bob Dylan, wow! 10 am—Join in discussion group. Distinctions within the group become apparent. Tactics for the next election campaign are discussed. Suggestions range from assassinations to exchanging preferences. Feigning objectivity, I recommend unconditional support for the ALP. 12 noon—Unsuspectingly, I devour a lentil conglomeration. Soon afterwards, I appreciate the environmentalists' concerns regarding nuclear activity. The 'yellow cake' is dumped in the pit toilet at frequent intervals throughout the afternoon. 3 pm—Bill instructs me on the art of shingle splitting. My 'suburbanness' is advertised by the act of near self decapitation I perform with the axe. 5 pm—One thousand strong, the group gathers. Concert starts. Dozens of naked love children dance around on top of the stage and one another. 7 pm—Green politics is manifested in the air a wafty green haze and tobacco scents. Woodstock! 12 midnight—The balmy night has turned on us. A bitterly cold wind screams off the central plateau. The communal fire takes on Ash Wednesday proportions. 2 am—The moon is uncovered, and, the festive, dancing crowd welcomes it with a cheer. 3 am—The 12 o'clock band appears It sounds as if the green atmosphere has got to their lead singer in a big way. 3.30 am—Freeze to sleep. I hear a possum rummage through my pack He's welcome to it—after all, he's my brother. Sunday 6 am—Yoga meditation class. Only a hazy recollection of lying face down on prickly grass. 8 am—Chanting session. 'The earth is my mother', 'we are her children'. 10 am—I am revealed as an ALP activist. Committed environmentalists queue to terrorise my sycophantic brain well considered questions. I hear the cock crow twice... three times. Forgive me comrades! 12 noon—My stomach - still reeling from yesterday's lentil onslaught—is soothed by Sky's herbal tea. I discuss deep ecology with her and feel absolutely alternative. South Caulfield seems a long way away. (Thanks to 'Edgeways' and the 'Wilderness Shop', Hobart state premier Robin Gray pictured aiiove at play bU/H/MER FLOATEL Floating the tourist $ by David Strover IN AN effort tantamount to erecting the fi/ling Wing on the top of the Great Barrier Reef, a Queensland developer has put up a floating hotel over a section of the reef. This aesthetic nightmare, in the heart of a listed World Heritage area, is an example of the exploitative approach of much of the Queensland tourist industry towards the reef. The ramifications of allowing a hotel to be built on the reef are enormous. As the floating hotel will be seen from miles around and will dominate the John Brewer Reef, it will effectively prevent other people from using the surrounding area. If more such hotels are built, most of the Great Barrier Reef could become inaccesssible to those who can't afford a $248 a night price tag (the cost of the cheapest room on the hotel). The developers of the floating hotel should not have been allowed to build where they have; it is a World Heritage area for which Australia is responsible, not a piece of real estate for the tourist industry to use as it pleases. The Environmental Impact Statement for the floating hotel states the environmental effects of the development will not be significant. However, this conclusion assumes strict adherence<o a thorough management plan by the hotel's operators; whether the plan will be followed remains to be seen. However, even if all precautions are taken, the floating hotel will put immense pressure on the John Brewer Reef. It will allow constant access to the reef to many more people, which means that coral is far more likely to be damaged accidentally by divers or a semisubmersible submarine operated by the hotel management. Damage may also be caused by the dumping of treated sewage into the sea, or by hotel patrons throwing rubbish Into the sea. However, these are problems already facing the Great Barrier Reef, and at present the culprits are day trip rich people to holiday on top of the Great Barrier Reef. The point is that the Great Barrier Reef needs far better tourist management. The on-shor6 developments and day trip boats should be subject to the sort of scrutiny the floating hotel proposal faced. Floating hotels should not be allowed; they are an unnecessary luxury, represent too great an environmental risk, and are ugly intrusions on the reef. If the tourism industry must expand around the reef, then it must be strictly controlled. On-shore developments must be subject to an environmental management plan, and development must be kept off the reefs. boats from developments along the shore. These boats have slack licensing procedures and do things such as drop raw sewage in the sea and take people to islands previously few can afford. To put a hotel on top of the Great Barrier Reef will destroy the wilderness experience of the reef. The hotel is an eyesore in a beautiful natural environment People can stay on land and visit reefs, rather than having to stay on top of a reef. Further, by putting a hotel on the reef, there is a much higher risk of destruction of the reef in the event of an accident. While the floating hotel will not have severe effects on the environment as part of its routine operation. If it sinks, or causes an oil spill, the John Brewer Reef could be irreparably damaged or even destroyed. This is an unnecessary risk to lake, just to allow a few unaffected by tourism, leading to quite severe environmental damage. The floating hotel will be more environmentally sound than day trip boats, but it will exacerbate present problems, and pose others because of Its specific location. The main questions to ask are why the floating hotel looks impressive compared to other developments, and whether floating hotels are necessary or desirable? The point about floating hotels Is that they must pass environmental standards which the rest of the tourism industry can, and often does, ignore. It is too easy to obtain a licence to operate a boat on the Great Barrier Reef. There is insufticent management of onshore tourism around the reef, which leads to damaging tourist operations by developers with little or no knowledge of the complex and delicate ecology of the reef. This lack of industrial management by the responsible governments makes the floating hotel attractive by comparison with other developments. The major reason why the floating hotel should never have been built and others shouldn't be allowed, is that it is an unnecessary luxury only Lot's Wife, Thursday March 10, 1 9 8 8 2 3 • SUAI/l/lER 40,000 YEARSJ ON JANUARY 26, 1988, while hundreds of thousands of 'Australians' were involved in frivolities celebrating the beginnings of a 'nation', a far more significant event was taking place at Hyde Park in Sydney. Aborigines from all states and territories of Australia had gathered to protest not only at what—Is seen as an invasion of their homeland 200 years ago, but more importantly, by the invaders against the erosion of their culture who continue to prosper with total disregard for the true owners. The demonstration was, despite all media hype and fear to the contrary, peaceful, well organised and a huge success. In accordance with messages delivered by the speakers at Hyde Park—that both black and white Australians can and should be able to co-exist harmoniously—white supporters were invited to attend the demonstration. While never being able to understand fully the nature of the Aboriginal struggle, it is none the less important that white Australians recognise the devastating impact we have had and continue to have. At a time when the world is calling for the recognition of human rights in 24 Lot's Wife, Thursday March 1 0 , 1 9 8 8 Palestine and South Africa, white Australians should also be looking within their own boundaries and supporting the call by Aborigines for equality, self-determination and sovereignty. Throughout 1987, the Legal Action Group (a club of Monash law students) based its work and activities around the theme of 'Blacks and the Bicentenary". This included inviting speakers to the campus and the production of 'Oracle' (an annual magazine published jointly by the Law Students' Society, the Malaysian Law Students' Association and the Legal Action Group) edition dedicated to Aboriginal issues. To round off the year's work, we decided to attend the Sydney demonstration as a group, to show that there are at least a few people in the conservative arena of the legal academia and the legal profession who were aware of and support the Aboriginal struggle. Information about the demonstration was made available through the Koori Information Centre (KIC). It was with their aid that we found the 'camp' for Victorian supporters — a disused migrant hostel d SU1^/V1E P ^ IS NOT A BICENTENARY. in Parramatta. Although this was only a comparatively gathering, (the majority of Aborigines who attended camped at La Perouse) approximately 400 people stayed at Parramatta. Preparations for the march on Saturday were made; it had been decided that white supporters would gather and wait at Belmore Park for the Aborigines, who were to march from Redfern to the Park and then, with whites, onto Hyde Park where speeches would be given. It is difficult to express the intensity of feelings experienced as thousands of Aborigines, some of whom had never before left their tribal areas in Arnhem Land, entered Belmore Park. At Hyde Park, the message was clear despite the past 200 years, Aborigines had survived and were continuing to do so. The call was made for continuing support and solidarity, for sovereignty and selfdetermination—and for respect. Although the Australian media coverage was trite, international support was made evident by the many telegrams which were received, and the news that people had gathered to protest outside the Australian embassy in the Philippines. The day's historic events of traditional dancing, music and speeches ended in the evening just as the day Itself had run — peacefully. During the afternoon, all marchers were invited to attend an all-night corroborree at Captain Cook's landing place. A few of us who were able to stay an extra day were privileged to witness this unique event. Urban Aborigines commented that the people involved in the dancing had never done so outside their tribal lands. Although January 26 is rightly a day of mourning for all Aborigines, one gets the impression that Australia Day 1988 marks the beginning of a new celebration of black solidarity and unity. All Australians must sooner or later recognise the legitimacy of Aboriginal claims for land rights, adequate health services and housing, employment opportunities, justice and equality before the law. Until such basic problems are resolved, Australia's claim to nationhood will ring hollow around the world. Australia Day 1988 echoed this message from blacks and whites throughout the land. Prudent governments would be foolish to ignore it. Mandy Shircore Steve Wettenhall ^ SU/HA1ER The Koori and LAND rights is an Issue we have heard much of and hopefully will hear more of throughout this year. Nonetheless, few of us understand the feeling Aboriginal people have for their land. In this article, Virginia Robinson discusses this and other aspects of Koori spirituality. ('Koori' is the Victorian Aborigines name for themselves.) She begins with tlie Koori people's views on their spiritual aspirations. Quotes are talcen from Robert Tonklnson's book, 'The Mardajara Aborlgnlnes' (1978). A MOST significant and distinctive • ' feature of the Koori people's culture is the extraordinary contrast that is present between its comparatively elementary technologies and the bounteousness and complexity of its social, political, economic and religious forms. The Koori people clearly have demonstrated their cleverness and resourcefulness in triumphantly utilizing land (land that is one third desert!) without the aid of metal tools, tame animals and agriculture. Their great accomplishments are readily acknowledged, especially by those who dare venture into some parts of the barren interiors. However, the importance of the Koori people's cultural attainments cannot be comprehended without an understanding of 'it's non-material forms and of the extent to which the nomadic lifestyles of the Koori people, Is, itself a religious act'. The Koori people maintain that they have existed here for many millenia. As such, they were shielded from foreign agencies who would have Imported new ideas, materialism and truth of traditions. This long separation from the buddingly destructive outside influences has contributed to the Koori people's advancement of a confident and safe worldvlew and of the many unpredictable issues entailed in securing a living. Koori spirituality not only serves to explain the beginnings and fonns of their world, but also links them closely to each other, the land and all life, and to the domain of spirit beings. These spirit beings govern the power on which life itself depends. The totality of all these affiliations is the Koori people's 'logically unified order, in which all will be well if only they live according to the rules laid down by the spiritual beings'. In the development of their culture, the Koori people did not lock themselves into a complete static existence; no culture is static however isolated they may be, nor indeed however introspective and traditional minded they may be. The Koori people base their whole existence securely in a notion of spirit beings as holders of 'lite-giving and life-sustaining power that is automatically accorded those who act out the life design formulated by the beings'. The Koori people conform to the decrees of a culture passed on by their forefathers, although it has attibruted to spiritual rather than human actions. The Koori claims supremacy for religious notions of causation, being and purpose. But the Koori people's essentially spiritual basis of life does not deny them their individuality. Rather it takes away creativity as a criterion for appraising an individual's status or worth in society, in this way the model of a man becomes a prolonged agreement to conform to the founding design, or as Stanner says 'a sacred purpose'. Thus In this manner, man acquires the advantage of reciprocity in the form of continued fruitfuiness, and abundance of all living things and long-term ecological and social norms are maintained. For the contemporary westerner this may seem unreasonable, but westerners have neither simple technologies, nor do they have a history of continued isolation in the universe. THEDREAMTIME (The Dreamtime is a western word, and the Koori people have their own words for it) The deep religious outlook on life that distinguishes the Koori is based on their idea of the Dreamtime, which is characteristically described as the 2 6 Lot's Wife, Thursday March 1 0 , 1 9 8 8 time of creation. At one stage of significant way in which the meaning, this is 'an indistinct era in Dreamtime notion is so meaningful for the distant past, a long time ago, long the Koori people, as it branches out to ago, well before the memories of the the ancestry of all living persons— oldest living people, when Australia right back to the creative epoch Itself. was transformed from a featureless And it therefore underlines the land by the activities of a great many 'uniqueness of the individual, whose of the ancestral beings'. The coming into being is associated with a conclusive beginnings of these beings quite distinctive chain of connections is not significant, as is the period of and events'. their creative enterprises Dreamtime heroes are usually conceived of as part human and part animal, and who are awarded characteristics of both. These beings then simply arrived and began their numerous experiences on earth. Some, the ('travellers') roamed far and wide and participated in many creative accomplishments over a large area of the land, while others, ('homebodies') limited themselves to only a particular area or a particular site. They were human-like 'yet larger than life and gifted with superhuman magical powers', and they hunted, When the Dreamtime beings' earthly gathered, and for the most of their exploits ended and they 'died' they time lived and interacted with each then changed into stones, and other other as humans do today. As they did natural features, or celestial bodies, so they were also creating much of the land forms—here a winding creek never to appear on earth again. However, none of the ancestral beings bed, made by the ancestral snake's is believed to have actually died. Even movements, (the Rainbow Serpent is though their bodies disappeared their the most Important Koori representspiritual entity remained. Along with ation of the creative and destructive their associated spirits, who act as forces of nature, more especially agents between the Dreamtime and those envinced in rain and water) the human arrangement, they there, a gap in the hills, created by a blow from the axe of a lizard-man, and maintain ultimate management of human fertility, plants and animals. It there a rocky outcrop of large oval Is generally known among the Koori boulders, this from the metamorphpeople that the spirits' thoughts are osed eggs of an emu ancestress. always there with the human affairs. Ail Koori groups attribute hosts of It should be clear that the features in their territories to the Dreamtime is a basic and complicated activities of the Dreamtime beings. These are embodied in rituals, songs, notion, that not only embraces past eras and the arrangement of the Koori dance and myths. In the continual food quest, the Koori people are ever universe, it also has great application to their existance now and in future surrounded by what they deem to be sure proof of the power and energy of times For these peopple It will alway exist as a vital background for their the beings. Spirit and substance are culture and as an essential part of unified, and in this way deliver much their very beings. Indeed a day does more 'immediate and meaningful the essential unity of the two realms'. And not pass without a Koori person reacting in some way to the let us not forget that the Koori in the Dreamtime concept The Dreamtime Is desert areas 'accomplished the very central because It holds the source of tricky task of accommodating all power, returning abundantly all the dynamism within a culture predicted upon it's denial while at the same time requirements of life in exchange for ritual performance; this also applies to they coped with one of the world's the Individual. harshest environment's'. Rituals are performed through The essential life entity that the dances, visions, dreams, trance and ancestral beings have within their when emotional states are bodies and in all they possess stays heightened. New knowledge is gained undiminished, but not invisible. through the Dreamtime which can be Wherever they roamed they left there tapped via the spirit being's some of their fund of power and this in associates. It is no accident that turn gave rise to small spirit children Dreamtime or dreaming is In common who were eventually born as human use by Koori people and whites alike beings. Thus, this is another regarding the concept. SUM/VIER the land—A spiritual bond ^ ' beings have long since withdrawn 'leaving the all-inclusive blue-print that guarantees normal operation of human life if faithfully followed, and relying on a human sense of obligation to see to it that offenders are not permitted to threaten the status quo'. Where abnormal sanctions exist, humans are important for their execution, and sanctions are restrictions to specific ritual breaches. As Tonkinson says: • The Koori people see their whole culture as the bequest of the Dreamtime era. Tonkinson states that: 'This legacy is now connoted by the use of the english word law, the coining of which suggests that they see parallels in terms of obedience to a set of powerful dictates, and of punishment for nonformity, since in both systems humans agents are involved in the punishment process.' Their nomadic lifestyles are reenactments of the spirit beings' exploits—in food quests, reciprocity, kinship relations, well, certainly in almost all activities. The Koori imitate the life outline that was moulded for them in this creative era To retain this unity and ensure prolonged accord with the spiritual powers, the Koori people regulary carry out rituals, thus obeying the law. The Koori people view themselves as being 'unique and distinct from the rest of the animal world, yet intimately related to it. This relationship is expressed and affirmed in totemism, which posits a unity of substance and flesh between people, both as individuals and members of groups, and plants, and animal species, and other elements, such as minerals in the natural environment'. This close bond between animals and humans is mirrored in the people's notions of the beinga When the occasion demanded it, nearly all possessed the ability to enter upon animal, or human shape, and behaviour. The Koori people also acknowledge human social ranking; males and the older generation are usually given higher status than the females and the young, however, the entire model is basically egalitarian regarding the being powers. During the course of daily activities contact is achieved through rituals and dreams and so on. The Koori people do not pray or bow, nor do they offer sacrifices, as rituals are performed in the proper manner as been laid down for them. The ancestral powers are obligated, then, to respond with rain, babies, plants and animals, thus guaranteeing life's continuance. 'The great power or life essence that is believed to reside in sacred objects and in certain songs, dances, and localities is extremely dangerous for females and the uninitiated. If men reveal such objects to women or if women trespass into sacred areas, they will sicken and die, but this tielief is supplanted by an imperative: these offenders should be killed if discovered because of the grave nature of their crime. ENSURING CONTINUITY RELIGION AND MORALITY All societies encounter the problem of ensuring that its heritage, traditions, values and culture, are favourably and capably transmitted through time to enable generations to exist in a way that is applicable, fitting and 'right'. In smallscale societies without exceptional institutions for the accumulation and conveyance of education, almost all the non-material culture is in the people's heads. This onus is on the adults, especially the men, in Koori society; they control activities of the religious nature, as this is what survival conclusively depends upon. Thus, the Koori society is firmly establisihed on a religious basis. An outsider would no doubt opt for the 'ecological imperative'. The Koori people stress the important imperative of obeying the Dreamtime'" laws, after all what use are the skills (skills developed in the Dreamtime) if one ignores or neglects the law, which would otherwise result in the withdrawal of reciprocity from the spiritual powers, such as infertility or rain. In the Koori society the spiritual imperative has primacy over the ecological imperative, thus guaranteeing their lifestyle. There is truth in the concept that human society is based on that of the Dreamtime beings, and as if reflecting human abilities for both good and evil, many beings often committed wrong doings equal to the atrocious crimes in human society today. Secure in the world of myth, the bad examples without injury emphasise 'the immoral in order to highlight the moral', (as the distinguished anthropologist R. Bernt (1970) says), many acts, especially murder have no direct drastic results for the perpertrators, nor is motive questioned or commented on by either humans or the spirit beings. Spirit beings lived similar lives to humans, and had the same potential for good or bad acts. When bad things happened and went unpunished, the story concludes with a statement asserting that what has happened belongs only to the Dreamtime. The Koori law tells them which Dreamtime behaviours are to be copied and which are to be avoided. The Koori people depend on casual yet effective socialization processes to instill notions of right and wrong, and it must be humans not spirits who punish offenders. Spirit Landforms are deemed to be sure proof of the Koori people's Dreamtime heritage. Landforms bind the Dreamtime solidly to one's country; song and dance are the mediumns by which communication with the spirit world is highlighted and reciprocity assured; the folklore discloses the nature of the creative design and of the creators; totemic beliefs complete the amalgamation by supplying sites and ancestral beings. The unity that results is the basis, not an accident, to all Koori people's realms. The Koori people are certainly heavily indebted to tradition, but they are not at all passive, unimaginative imitators who live of the spiritual capital of their forebears. Finally, I will conclude with this quote: 'Through the appearance of ordinarily experienced and conventionally interpreted signs of the powers', the religion is revealed as a vibrant and vital force in the lives of all the Koori people in Australia, This article is taken from a paper to be given by Ms Robinson at a seminar to be held at the Nunawading Town Hall on Saturday March 26. 4 H ' M j n g a Star Dreaminx: This is why we sleep at nigfi.'a syntliethic polymer paint on canvas from the Collettion of ttw Australian National Gallery, Cantjerra. Anists: Paddy japaliarri, jimmy ja jungurrayi, Larfy jijn^urfayi, Paddy lupurruia and Walpiri, Lot's Wife, Thursday March 10, 1 9 8 8 27 The Koori people do not celebrate 200 ye^rs of White occupation —theft and genocide. DON'T CELEBRATE 1988! i0mm0mim0mtm0mm i WHAT'S HAPPENING by Stephen O'Connell HAVE you ever wondered about how significant it is. that bumper stickers can't talk back? No, neither have I, but this quite f>ossibIy could be a working class metaphor on the constipated nature of bureaucratic dialectics projected from ossified ideologies, Anyway bumper slickers aside, and just a jump to the right, have you ever wondered about the significance of the white lines down the centre of the road? Well I have, and frankly I find it quite scary. Just think, those doited lines down the centre of the road, ironically draw us into the situation of being within three feet of a head on collision and yet somehow convince us that Ihey stop this from happening. We drive through peak hour traffic oblivious to the reality thai every car passing could quite easily kill us. Yel by simply believing that white paini on asphalt prevents approaching cars from hitting us, it almost works. We are such an advanced society that we are able to liberate ourselves from the tragedy by assuming that it will not happen. In actual fact, hallucinatory drugs such as marijuana play a very similar role to dotted white lines. But why do we outlaw ihe use of hallucinatory drugs and yel pay men in little florescenl coats to paint lines on the road? I guess it is a problem of elitism. Liberation should be for the masses, and marijuana simply cannot be administered with the egalitarian efficiency of the white line. Everyday millions of people THERE'S STILL EVERYTHING was going really smooth for the first three months until my mum's boyfriend abused me. When I told my mum she didn't believe me. I went back to my dad's to live and he started hassling me about me about my mum. He started saying that I was a slut and that I was just like my mum. I couldn't take it much longer, and in the end I ran away again. I went lo the police and I stayed at a friend's place until the court cases were over. At court they said I had to come here to Winlaton, because I had no-where else to go.' demonstrate to them that they are not forgotten. Once a fortnight is not enough — we can only reach a few at a dme /md-but because the general student population is not wilhng to make a contribudon, it is all we can manage. Our two other groups visit Oakleigh and Westall. Oakleigh is a centre for the intellectually handicapped (the institution, not the suburb) and Sin runs a recreation programme there for handicapped adults. Once again, this is a fortnightly exercise and is not enough. At Westall High School we run a programme designed to help young migrants setde into the ways of their adopted country. Primarily, we help them to gain confidence in the englisb language. Some 90% of the students are recent immigrants (from SouthEast Asia, Latin America and Europe) yet, due to lack of student commitment, we can only cope with about twenty kids. Why am I writing this article? 1 am pleading with you to join Social Involvement I am asking you to make a small contribution (everyone can afford an hour a week) to help those whose difficult situation allow privilaged people like us to swan our way through school and into the easy life of a university that virtually guarantees us a future of prosperity and security. I am not saying that your effort will change the world in a year. But you must take some action — and you will porbably enjoy being involved. Doing sociology and giving a dollar to Live Aid is not enough. Sitting around pontificating about injustice...it's all egobuilding, concience-easing bullshit if you don't do something. If you do care, then please contact S.In. Talk to me on 232 5960, Michael on 509 6738. Peteron 25 3769 or come up to our office; it's next to Contact upstairs in the Union, where the Milk Parlour used to be. Heaps of people — who we can't reach without your help — need your time and warmth, so why be apathetic? by Mark Picton. That comes from the magazine of Winlaton Youth Training Centre in Nunawading , a centre for wards of the state and young offenders. I don'l know what has since happened to that particular young woman — perhaps she has now been placed in a foster home, perhaps she has a job and a reasonably secure future. More likely, though, she is still locked away; having to sleep behind a door, submitting to the ignominy of stripsearches and constant observation. Perhaps she has been released onto the streets and become an addict and/ or a prostitute. What is certain is that she won't have had the same sort of summer holiday as you. There have been many such tales in places like Winlaton. Some of the young women are young offenders, buy many are victims of rape, incest or other family violence; put away, out ofsight of society through no fault of their own. What can you do, apart from sitting around in the Small Caf and talking about how awful it is? The answer — join Social Involvement (Sin) and try to make a positive contribution to some of these people's fractured lives. Sin is a non-political, non-religious club which believes in making contact with and (hopefully) trying to help people in such limiting situations. At present Sin runs three groups, one of wwhich visits Winlaton YTC once a fortnight While there, we talk with them (not to them), drink coffee and play pool. We try to provide some contact with the outside world, to lake to the road spaced out on little white lines, making the white line the unsung saviour of society. Lately I have noticed that a similar form of mass liberation through deception, has been commercialized for the automative market. Often when I am driving along I sec Utile yellow signs in the windows of cars saying things like 'CHILD ON BOARD'. Now these signs have an amazing effect on me, and no doubt many other drivers on the road. Despite the fact that it is only a piece of yellow plastic, such a sign prevents me from ramming aimlessly into that car. 1 presume that a person displaying one of these signs, would feel an immense security in knowing that even though every other car on the road is a purpose- ful target, he is immune from the possibility of a collision. The literale driver, when choosing a car to collide with, will naturally steer clear of one with a yellow sign in the window. Once again by believing in an insignificant aesthetic device we arc liberated from tragedy. You see, reality doesn't really exist in a way that is independent of what we want it to be. What we actually see to be true, and what we actually create ourselves are one and the same. The meaning thai we give the world is the only meaning that exists. The reality that accidents are generally quite random and unplanned is nol reality at all, if we choose to think not. We arc in no danger of a head on collision, A LOT OF WORK AROUND because the road traffic authority has implemented ihe 'white line structure' making it almost impossible for us to realise the possibility of crossing the while lines and driving into on coming traffic. To be truly liberated all we have to do is understnad that we are responsible for superimposing reality onto the world. By choosing what is real we have the privilage of liberating ourselves. If we believe that while lines k « p cars apart, then they will. If we all started wearing *Lifc Be In It" t-shirts perhaps we won't die. Or if we did have a 200th birthday, then we will only be 200 years old. Nothing but nonsense, that's what I say. TO BE DONE GOTHAM CITY MELBOURNE • BALI • CAIRO • AMSTERDAM • OVERLAND TO LONDON • NEW YORK • LA • AUCKLAND • HOME $1510! DROP IN TO STUDENT TRAVEL AUSTRALIA GROUND FLOOR UNION BUILDING Lot's Wife, Thursday March 1 0 , 1 9 8 8 2 9 • REVIEWS gm Sighting References at the Monash University Gallery MONASH University Gallery will launch this year's programme with an exhibition of contemporary Australian Art 'Sighting References'. For some years now 'appropriation' has been a critical issue In the arts, bringing into question the timehonoured concept of originality'. It is not a simple or singular process however, and 'Sighting References' is an attempt to distinguish between the various processes that artists grouped together under this banner may employ—processes such as interpretation, theft or reference. Gary Sangster, the show's curator, has structured the exhibition to demonstrate the multiplicity and complexity of issues tackled by these artists. This exhibition is not limited to visual works. An accompanying 'text' which replaces the standard catalogue, offers the work of four contemporary critics, responding on a theoretical level to the procedures of 'viewing' and 'making reference'. Just as the visual artists exhibit distinct approaches, each writer presents their work from a particular methodological or ideological perspective. Surrounded as we all are by visual overload, for an artist the problem of 'originality' or creative inspiration' is a particularly poignant one. Clearly artists have never been able to ignore the past—but we now have immediate, and often unsolicited, access to an aver increasing repertoire of visual information. The six artists who are in Sighting •References' are Julie Brown-Rap, Juan Devilia, Richard Dunn, Tim Johnson, Maria Kozic and Peter Tyndall. MassCulture, technologically generated images, art history and ancient visual codes of communication are all jJiH.'IH^" by Merryn Gates 1 n I Isomeone \LL^A^L^ looks at something ...'. examined, while each artist offers us a highly personal vision of the world. A critique of the artist's intent and context (in what terms the art has tieen produced, and how it is we receive it) is the key to an understanding of this exhibition while the viewer cannot but be challenged by all the artists' works, to question the visually prepared memories with which one comes to view the exhibition. Perhaps Peter Tyndall sums up of the strategy of these artists in that he calls all his work: 'detail': A Person Looks At A Work of Art God has released product in the SINGLES are little black pieces of plastic, a few millimetres in width and personage of four modest teenage rock and roll dudes—and what a seven inches wide. Grooves are single it is. Starting with a simple by etched onto the surtace and when the cook-book guitar, it's a veritable applied suplex style to your own nun on a staircase, falling over and object of aural pleasure, they emit a over again. Self credited steel larynx bunch of sounds that for all intents Joel Rock'n'Roll has a throat full of and purposes constitute music. snarl and a gutful of passion, rasping Evaluating these emanations is a the plaintive you'rft my only friend, you thankless task insofar as one is don't even like me' over a swig of savaged for committing justifiable homicide on the latest Genesis platter frantic guitars — why it's enough to but ignored when praise is bestowed induce weeping in the vegetable patch. Utterly superb. upon a disk of obvious quality. Ultimately the atttraction lies with Going to the Country—Nubiles those recordings that exchange polish (Rampant) for power and vitality. Wherein good humoured dudesters I'm talking of course of the I about town release a single of unpromoted and unrecognised legendary proportions: when this disc independent records and what follows first ker-thwacked its way onto my is a list of the finest to have appeared ' stereo I thought it nothing more than a over the summer break. Needless to a nice jockey singalong indicative of a say, all are essential. certain nubilic sense of humour. Harmonies, melody, a good beat. So it My Pal—GOD (AuGoGo) was a surprise to find myself humming You've read the book, seen the Cecille its chorus in trafic jams and trams. B DeMille flick, now buy the vinyl. Even more so when I began bursting That's right, after a mere 200 years into full song in those more, ahem, 3 0 Lot's Wife, Thursday March 1 0,1988 CIPHERS, SYSTEMS AND CODES IN RECENT AUSTRALIAN VISUAL ART 'Sighting References' was opened during Orientation Week by Paul Taylor, a Monash graduate and the founding editor of Art and Text', and now an art critic for the 'New York Times' and other international publications. Citing Sighting References', a panel discussion on the exhibition, will be held on Wednesday March 16 at 7 pm in the Theatrette, Gallery Building. The speakers will be Juliana Engberg, director of the George Paton Gallery, two Melbourne artists from the exhibition, Maria Kozic and Peter Tyndall, and the show's curator, Gary Sangster. More Sighting', a programme of films and videos on or by artists and writers in the exhibition and of works by Juan Davila and Rolando Caputo, Ross Gibson, Tim Johnson, Maria Kozic, and Peter and Philip Tyndall, will be screened in the Theatrette, Gallery Building, on Wednesday March 16 at 1.15 pm and 8.30 pm. The Gallery is open on Tuesday to Friday from 10 am to 5 pm and on Saturday from 1 to 5 pm. Gallery staff are happy to answer your enquiries on 565 4217 or 565 4356, Merryn Gates is the new Assistant Curator, Monash University Gallery personal moments. Be warned kidlets, this is insidious material, so unless you're prepared for three minutes that will dominate your personal repeat function for weeks, stay safe with your Phil Collins CDs. is wryly bittersweet, the production clean and lean, the hook a simple earful. To call it merely a nice song is to ignore the fact that there are very few power pop songs of this calibre. Dropping Like Flies — The New Christs (Citadel) Only one word for this one — awesome (dude). It slipped out late last year and will undoubtedly go down as a true classic. Do the names Rob Younger or Jim Dickson mean more than diddly squat to you? No, of course not, they may as well be Micky and Minnie, which is a tragedy of sorts. This is fresh, powerful and vital music, ball tearing without the misogyny, possessed of an anger that will forever bar it from top 40-dom. Four tracks tear at the eardrum, a seering sound that pitches low in the title track, then culminates in I Swear'. You'll Never Catch My Wave' is a joy — the fastest, toughest surf track ever. And all for eight measly bucks. Truly the aural equivalent of an avalanche by King Kong Bundy. Winterland — Died Pretty (Citadel) It begins with a touch of background feedback and a guitar shuffle. Then Ronny Peno summons his bile, emits a contemptuous growl, and we start. The Died Pretty are one of Australia's most popular bands, yet few native born could boast familiarity. Treading between art-house and fun, they know how to rock, and Winterland' displays that skill. Do you ever play the tennis racket or air guitar? This track drives me to strutting the floor and shaking my head vigourously. A mass of noise, throbbing and groaning as the band go bugfuck. Like Greek drama this is a modern day catharthis. Holding My Breath — The Mad Turks from Istanbul (Greasy Records) Power pop is a vastly underrated type of music. It refers to a light, punchy styule with, to my mind at least, a fairly clear sound of a basic^guitars/bass/ drums combo and some added extras. The feel is nice and often lovelorn. It is not an insult therefore to clasify Holding My Breath' as such. The song Loaded Dice — The Surrenders (Rubber Records) French twangsters released by yours truly, so naturally it bathes in the aura of greatness. They kick some love, bite some dirt, and have a real emotive time all in aid of the gamboling spotted cube. The flip nails Neil Young's Cinnamon Gril' as played live in Lyon. The lyrics are indecipherable, but it feels good. Get yourself some culture on the only Monash based label around — you can't get more ideologically sound than that. n i l MS If IIIL/HS r IILMS If IIIL/H§ hAAAJ Repentance by Jennifer Nielsen I f Repentance, Longford, South Yarra. Commencing late March. Running time 2Vz hours. THE release to the Western world of this Soviet film Repentance is being hailed by critics as a hopeful sign of things to come under glasnost. The film, which was banned in the Soviet Union for three years (before the coming of Gorbachev and glasnost), is a surreal allegory of the legacy of Stalanist repression. It has received much critical acclaim and was winner of the Special Jury Prize at last year's Cannes Film Festival. Repentance tells the story of Varlam Aravidze, the brutal dictator of a small Russian city. It begins with Varlam's funeral. The next day Varlam's corpse appears in the garden of his son, Avel. The corpse is reinterred but reappears twice before the grave robber, Katevan Baratelli, is caught and taken to trial. There, Katevan denies her guilt before the court and explains that her actions are justified on moral grounds. She recounts the story of her life and so unravels the history of Varlem's brutal regime, to which Katevan's parents fell victim. She explains that she will continue to exhume him as 'burying him means forgiving him'. The remainder of the film deals with Avel's struggle with his conscience and the legacy of guilt that he inherits from his father. That the film refers to and denounces Stalin is clear, but it goes beyond that and, as director Tengiz Abuladaze describes it, is a warning that the seeds of future tyranny are ever present. The setting is timeless and unidentifiable, giving the film a universal quality. Varlam combines Stalin's close-cropped haircut. Hitler's mustache, Mussolini's black 'uniform' and Beria's (Stalin's chief of police) pince-nez, thereby creating the universal tyrant, who is made more sinister by his operafic outbursts and comical turns. The film uses a round about way to portray the repression suffered under Stalin that was necessary to get the film past the Soviet censors. It denounces not only the dictator himself, but also those who rationalised ('what is the loss of a few in the fight to control the millions?') and profited from (through party corruption) the dictator's crimes. It is this dilemma that Avel, Varlam's heir, struggles with his conscience to solve. The cinematography is superb and no expense seems to have been spared in this sophisticated production. The characters are well portrayed and special mention should be made of Avtandil Makharadze who plays both Varlam and Avel, and of Merab Ninidze who plays Tornike, Avel's son. Though the film's running time is two and a half hours, it is well paced, dragging only slightly towards the end. In all. Repentance is highly recommended as a unique examination of repression and the maintenance of tyranny by its heirs, whether it be looking at Varlam's city, Gorbachev's Russia, Thatcher's England or even Hawke's Australia. trated and implied, abound. Amongst by Dimitri Serghis the most disturbing are the South African police raids on the Crossroads setCry Freedom/Hoyts Chadstone, directed tlement and the depiction of the 1976 by Richard Attenborough Soweto Uprising. Soweto was the culminatbn of two years of protests, Cry Freedom is a powerful and moving spurred on by 'Black Consciousness' account of the relationship struck between Donald Woods and Steve Biko. and other aspects of the anti-aparthied movement. Thirteen years on, the story Woods is the editor of a liberal South African newspaper, the Daily Despatch, of Biko's death at the hands of ruthless interrogators, is also powerfully and Biko is a leader of the Black depicted. People's Convenfkjn, and one of the Cry Freedom is definately aimed at a founders of the 'Black Consciousness' white audience. This is illustrated in the movement. amount of time given to Woods' own The film is based on two books story after the Black Consciousness actually written by Woods, Biko and leaders are systemmatically killed or Asldng tor Trouble. Woods originally imprisioned. Reluctantly, Woods equates Biko's 'Black Consciousness' becomes the hero and Biko another with an intellectual kind of black supre- CBYfflEHMM mism. Persuaded to meet with Biko, he realises that the movement is more sophisticated than he first imagined. As Biko says, it is about black people becoming more aware of their own worth, their power and indeed their blackness. It is a psychological liberation to free blacks from dependance on whites. Initially, Biko and Woods meet whilst Biko is banned (that is under house arrest and restricted to one visitor at any given time). Ironically the film ends with the banning of Woods, and his family's traumatic escape from South Africa. this is an anti-aparthied movie. Graphic scenes of violence, both illus- martyr to the anti-aparthied cause outside South Africa. For when Woods escapes, he has with him the basis of the two novels that he later publishes. Kevin Kline (The Big Chill) puts in a good performance as Woods amd Denzal Washington is impressive as Steve Biko. However, the limelight is stolen by a riveting performance from Penelope Wilton as Wendy Woods. Timothy West plays a particulary nasty police captain, in an excellent cameo appearance. Of special note is Richard Attenborough's direction of the crowd scenes which bring back memories of Ghandi. The score is by Jonas Gwangwa, who was recently in Melbourne as Director of Amandala, the cultural arm of the ANC. -I Andrew Enstice Julia & Julia. Valhalla, March 11 to April 7.7.30 pm ARE there such things as alternative realities? Is desire alone strong enough to alter the nature of the world about us? Julia & Julia poses questions that could form the basis of an interesting film. Unfortunately neither the author of the original story, Silvia Napolitano. nor the director Peter Del Monte, who collaborates on the script, seem aware that such questions have already been exhaustively explored. To make a stimulating and intelligent film, which Jo//a & Julia clearly aspires to be, they require original and imaginative treatment. As it is, the script lacks cohesion, while the direction is sadly unimaginative (the murder on which the plot hinges is a Hitchcock pastiche, too thumpingly obvious to convey tenston or convKtion). The acting, given these limitations, is adequate, but no more. Called on to register sexual ecstasy, Kathleen Turner gives an acceptable re-run of Body Heat. But lacking convincing dialogue to work with, her other emotions must be conveyed by facial expression alone, and there is no doubt that in this area her acting skills are not of the first order. Sting (as the lover) and Gabriel Byrne (as the long-suffering husband) perform credibly, with the lingering suspicion that Byrne is a much better actor, if only the script would give him a chance. The story, set in Italy, starts with Julia's marrriage to Paolo and fiis death in a car crash before the marriage is consummated. Some years later we find Julia still in the same city, living a mechanical life and deriving little solace from her mechanical affair with a coworker. Driving home one night she encounters special-effect fog aod meaning music, emerging from them into an alternative reality: her husband is alive, she has a son, a penthouse and a mysterious, faintly menancing lover. My confusion was less than Julia's at this point, though I found myself wondering why the film was so determinedly avoiding both the fantastic explanation, in the manner of Sac* to the Future, and the cinematic explanation pursued by Woody Allen in The Purple Rose of Cairo. In the current climate of thought, most audiences will demand something more than steam and a spotiight before they suspend their disbelief for the evening. I won't spoil the twists and turns of the plot. There is a certain air of mystery, and the shifts of reality seem to come Just in time to prevent us nodding off. To my mind the denouement, with its implied psychological explanation, is trite, leaving a lingering sense of having been cheated; but perhaps this is because the film clearly aspires to so much more than it acheives. The photography throughout is superb, in the best Italian cinema tradition, whether the subject is Renaissance facades, glowing sunsets or Kathleen Turner's right breast (this figures so much more than its partner that I began to wonder if a right nipple profile was written into the contract—a speculation that might be symptomatic with my lack of involvement at this stage). The sound is technically poor, with none of the depth of the Hollywood 24—trade specials, and an insufficent compensating sense of mystery. Lot's Wife, Thursday March 1 0 , 1 9 8 8 31 « WHO'S TALKING ^ Nominations are called for: M.A.S. Co-options to: Monash ALP Club LAURY LEVY President of ANIMAL LIBERATION Parking Committee (Three positions) General Library (VIC.) speaking on Committee "GUN LAWS AND THE ENVIRONMENT' (Two positions) Nomination open Friday February 26tti, 12 noon. Nominations close Friday March 11th, 12 noon. March 10 March 10 1 p.m. in R1 ALL WELCOME Further information Is available at the M.A.S. Office. Autn. F. PasK Publicity Officer A.E. READ MORE EFFICIENTLY IN FOUR THREE HOUR SESSIONS YOU CAN EXPECT TO DOi/SLE YOUR READING EFFICIENCY LETTERS Clean up Monash Dear Eds, At the risk of being lat)elled reactionary or authoritarian, I express my contempt of students (as they mainly appear to be) who litter Monash buildings and grounds. I am thinking particulary ot the lawns between the Menzies and Student Union Buildings, which, as any fair observer would probably admit, are a deplorable sight by 2.00 pm on a reasonably sunny afternoon, I doubt if it makes much difference whether people act unthinkingly or deliberately when they leave their litter tying about, usually only a short distance from a litter bin, since one would think that enough has now been said about ^ e pollution problem to make either inexcusable. It is puzzling, though, that such a large number of apparently intelligent young men and women, receiving a university education, should so evidently not care less about the state of their environment. Perhaps someone can suggest a reason. For my own part, I simply wonder whether a lot of what has been proclaimed about pollution and environmental protection amounts to empty rhetoric, and is not to be taken seriously. Could it atternatively conceal utterly contemptible hyprocrisy? Pen-pals wanted 15th December, 1987 Africa West Pen Friends Club C/-N.M,Anertey 29 Nathan Street Surulere Lagos State ^ligeria Dear Sir, We the above group and club would like in our humble position to appeal to you to help us by sending our name to every University and College of Advanced Education and Institution of Technology in Australia to be published so that any interesting persor^s) who like to have penpals from Africa, especially West Africa to write to the address above. The club has members of varying hobbies and characters to write and show to Australians for we know a little of that country, We are sure to know that, in the near coming future we shall be writing to Friends in Australia. Motto: We are the world! Ideology: To exchange culture and history. Yours sincerely Edward Vaughan Department Of Administrative Studies Faculty of Economics & Politics I hope you would not take a no for our answer. Thanks. Yours sincerly, N.M.Anerty (FOUNDER) / i WEI WAH Chinese Restaurant e OUR 1MPR,01/ED RER^^^ Take away Service B Y (.) Submissions sought 1* Dear People I am writing about the current inquiry into the Union's rote. ) would like to urge as many submissions from all union members and in particular individuals rather than groups. I have felt for years that Monash Union lacks a democratic structure compared with other tertiary unions such as RMIT. One of the terms of reference is to inquire into 'the role and composition of the Union Board". Some changes I would suggest include: 1. The Chairperson to be elected, not automatically the VC's refwesentative. 2,The Chairperson to have a casting vote only—not a deliberate vote. 3. More equitable proportional representation. 4. All representives of groups to be elected by the respective groups. In conclusion, the main change I woukl suggest to the Union constitution is a reduction in the power and influence exercisable by the position of warden. Signed Earte Keegel Graduate Union Member PS Have you collected copies of Unkjn constitution and Union house rules from Union enquiry desk yet? i^'^l^i^ We citer lor Cantoneje & Malaysian disha We offer a lunch time ipeclal menu for all students KlftK.e UQVeU LOVERS- We also offer 1l>% discount on ail otfier dishes f c studen ts provided all th«l studen: l.D- be shown upon Courses held at Monash Arts and Crafts Centre Phone: 565 3180 Conducted by: Improved Reading Centre 1354B Malvern Road Malvern Phone: 20 4424 32 Lot's Wife, Thursday March 1 0 , 1 9 8 8 request W E E K L Y SPECIALS DINNER Sunday LUNCH 5 00—9.00 p.m 2 9 9 C L A Y T O N R O A D 12.00—2.30p.m rues toThurs CLAYTON Tuesday to Sunday 5.0O—10.00 p m Friday & Saturday Phone: 544 0881 5 00—11.00 p m WHAT S HAPPENING 1 TIRED of mainstrean cinema? Tired of its stereotyped representations of women? Fed up with conventional exhibition practices? Then consider Film Fatale. Film Fatale is a local women's cinema collective. Starting in March, it is holding a season of films by women. One of its aims is to redress the disparity between the increasing number of films made by women and the decreasing opportunities to view them. Through forums held after the screenings, women will be able to contribute rather than merely consume, the event There will be the opportunity for women to voice their responses to the films, to discuss notions of representation and methods of construction. The season will be launched on March 10 with the short'My Boyfriend Max' by Julie Harris and the feature 'Batchelor Giri' by Melbourne filmmaker Rivka Hartman - a feminist 'Woody Allen' who traces the disparate aspirations of Dot Bloom, a 32 year old single scriptwriter, who supports her St Kilda flat and 82 pot plants by writing TV soaps. The festival will be opened by Maggie Power, feminist scriptwriter and coauthor of 'Batchelor Girl'. On March 24, the New Zealand filmmaker, Gaylene Preston, will fly over as guest of Film Fatale and the NZ High Commission, to introduce and discuss her film 'Mr. Wrong' - the spooky thriller/ghost story about Meg a nice gal from the country who moves to the city, buys a car only to find that it's haunted. The season will be held at the Glasshouse Cinema, RMIT, Swanston Street, Melbourne. Sessions will begin at 7.30 pm. For further information and a complete program phone 531 9927 or write to Film Fatale, C/- PO Box 103, Balaclava 3183. ^ ' Lynch at Seven OS THE CONNECTION MOST people who come to Monash join one or more clubs while they're here - with over 50 sporting clubs and COLUMN 120 interest clubs it's not hard to find something to suit you. The sporting clubs are administered by the Sports and Recreation Association, although their notice BOB Plasto (Top Secret—Inside Pine Hinch at Seven is another product of boards and letterboxes are situated in Gap') should have saved his incredulity the silly season, not to mention a silly by Christopher James the union building. The other 120 clubs for TV programming over summer. society. At Radio 3AW, Derryn Hinch's are administered by the Clubs and Repeating in prime time, the excruciatmost notable achievement was that of Societies Council (C&S). I am one of the ingly facile You've got to be Joking is the To remind us we were In biblical turning perfectly normal elderly people only crime I can think of which justifies four paid staff at the C&S office, which times, character names were prefixed into raving vigilantes. With his ascenthe return of capital punishment. is the place to go if you have any by a noun indicating species and/or sion to a television pulpit, Der has the general questions regarding clubs and Meanwhile, deserving of a damn good gender. 'The man they call James...he opportunity to inflict his illiberal viewthe running of them. thrashing are the ABC executives intent was executed.' Difficulties were had points on a larger, more diversified on proving that they still make 'em like with Paul. The man they call Saul/ audience. This column will be a regular feature they used to'. From the producer of Paul...' On special occasions, the occuAlthough he no longer has a sizeable in Lof s Wife and will generally serve to Moses and Jesus of Nazareth, came pation of the person in question was microphone to slobber into, the tenpublicise clubs and their activities. twelve hours of sledgehammer subtlety stated after their name. 'That's him! dency for mouth to move faster than Each week I will write about a different in the form of ;^.D. Anno Domini. That's Peter the fisherman! Seize him!' brain is still in evidence. A discussion of group of clubs - political, cultural, Being simultaneously concerned with Inevitably, there was also the period fingerprinting powers in (the police state religious, performing arts, faculty/ simile. Her bed is as well trodden as the the bloodstained birth of Christianity' of) Victoria culminated in 'Citizen Crabb' departmental, social issues, and those Appian Way.' and the 'eventual fall of Rome's decahaving to explain the quaint distinction which can't be categorfzed. dent empire', A.O. Anno Domini painsThe serial was written by Anthony between a convicted criminal (eg. Hinch) There will also be a 'What's On' takingly, and painfully, traces events Burgess and Vincenzo Labella. It is and one who is charged. column specifically for club activities from the death of Christ to the death of almost certain that Labella wrote the One can only concur with Hinch's which are open to the public (eg. film Paul. The tact that the Roman Empire lines like That's him. That's Peter the abhorrence of paedophillic behaviour. screenings, lectures, concerts). lasts another four hundred years seems fisherman! Seize him!' Burgess probaSometimes, however, the title 'Hinch at to t>e of little relevance. I have tried to get around and meet bly devised the intelligent-sounding Seven' is rendered less instructive as many clubs as possible during Ostuff. Amidst the general decay, there are about the timeslot than the mental age signs of remission. 'A noo Rome is The problem is that we don't have to of the compere. His recent frustration of weeK so hopefully most of your club office bearers will know about this about to dawn.' Claudius, however, was guess too hard about his sources of the legal process and the sneering intent on 'lusting after prarstitoots'. inspiration. Cropping up, yet again, is insensitivity displayed toward Mrs. Bar- column already. If you don't, come up Things were crook in Judea, too, and and see me in the C&S office (10.30 am his familiar linking of the destructive and low earn only the highest contempt. im this was signified by the sudden appear- the creative. Burgess doesn't appreci- 2.30 pm every day). Informed viewers will no doubt have ance of hordes of jabbering extras ate being primarily remembered as the Don't forget - I'm paid to help you more reliable sources of information to dressed as Arabs Back in Rome, the author of A Cloclfwork Orange but the with club activities. put Hinch's ill-chosen words into consame extras, grunting to an accompani- sic|tit of Nero mincing if you cannot Come and make use of me! text. Others wont. The victims of crime ment of metallic sounds, became gladia- destroy, what can you create?' only Katie Purvis so sensationally portrayed by Derryn tors engaged in off-camera combat. makes this more likely than ever, Club Liason Officer are not the only innocents. Lot's Wife, Thursday March 1 0 , 1 9 8 8 3 3 J 4 • SPORT LOTS SUPER SPOR TZ Q UIZ Questions: 1. How much was the transferfee paid to the Sydney Swans for Warwick Capper by the Brisbane bears? Was it; a. $254,000, b. S524,OO0 ore. $425,000? 2. Name the current five top ranked male tennis players in the world. 3. Whose 48 year old 1600 m race record did Vo Rogue break, and in what race did he do this? 4. What position was Essendon coach Kevin Sheedy recently appointed to? Who did he replace? 5. Name six Victorian race courses beginning with the letter 'W'. 6. Who are the topfiveranked golf players in the world currently? 7. What remarkable Victorian jockey badly injured himself in a race fall at Yarra Glen earlier this year, and has notriddensince? 8. How many medals did Australia win at the Winter Olympics? 9. The Australian Cup to be held at Flemington on March !4 is being dubbed the 'race of the decade*. Why? 10. Who is coaching the Victorian State football team for the Bicentenial carnival in Adelaide? Who is coaching Western Australia? 11. What was Greg Norman's winning score in the ESP Open at Canberra? 12. Name the three women who won medals in the women's figure skating at the winter Olympics. 13. What horse won the Blue Diamond atCaulfield in record-breaking time, and how much prize money did he earn? 14. Name the New Zealand cricket captain who was sacked recently, and who replaces him? 15. How many medals did the USSR win at the Winter Olympics? How many of them were gold? 16. Racecaller Bill Colhns will retire at the end of March. How many Melbourne Cups has he called? 17. Where did PM Bob Hawke score his hole in one? 18. Name the captains of the Victorian and Queensland SheHleld Shield cricket teams. 19. Who won the second test cricket match in Auckland between England and New Zealand? 20. Who was the first woman to win a m^jor Australian motor race at Cakler Paric's Thunderdome last week? 21. Who won the US Pro Indoor Tennis Champi(»iships in Philadelphia this week, and who did he defeat? 22. Over what distance was the Nascar 500 stock car race held at the Thunderdome last weekend? Who won the race? If you do your own comparisons we think that you'll find that the MONASH UNIVERSITY BOOKSHOP 23. Where did Robert De Castella finish in last months Tokyo marathon? 24 Who was the skater who set a new Australian record for the 500 m in Calgary to finish 23rd overall? 25. What has a well known trainer got in common with Victoria's public transport system? 26. Eddie 'the eagle' Edwardsfinishedlast in the 70 m ski jump at the Olympics. What is his ambition now? 27. Who is the twelth man? 28. Which Melbourne player gave away the 15 m penalty that enabled Hawthorn to win the 1987 preliminary final by three points? 29. Who is the world's number one ranked womens tennis player? 30. In what sport is Australian John Jacoby world champion? 31. What message did Jeff Fenech give to the Australian audience on wiiming his third World Boxing Tide? 32. Who won the second division tiUe at the recent Australian Football Carnival in Adelaide? 33. Which first division English soccer team recently established a record for most games without a defeat? 34. Alan Jones was ousted as coach of the Australian Rugby Union football team, the Wallabies. Who replaced him? 35. Which Australian recentiy broke a world record for a woman only marathon? 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