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THE OFFICIAL PUBLICATION OF THE STUDENT BODY OF WINTHROP COLLEGE
SUBSCRIPTION, $1.50 A YEAR
IM)CK HILL, SOUTH CAROLINA. SATURDAY, NOVEMBER 20, 1926
VOLUME IV, NUMBER 11
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I HESTAPPROVAL
PAY DAY TUESDAY
Pay Day will be held l ues Payment
dav, November "'t
of student dues fi r studentwide activities will be made in
tho lobby of Mail Hit Iding,
and by classes. \ talili will
be provided f o r ach class,
thus obviating the •ng wait in
line h e r e t o f o r e noi essar
Dues by classes ire a fallows:
$3.85
Seniors
:t.f&
Juniors
2-8T!
Sophomores
3.50
Specials
Freshmen
Items included i Ihe i b n v i
amounts arc:
Student Governme it As
$1.75
sociation
(This includes Johnson
o
ian
subscripllo I
8125.)
Athletic Associate I
Class Dues:
I.7S
Seniors
1.75
Juniors
Sophomores —!
Specials —
1.00.
Freshmen
All members of .iterary Soo the
ties must adil s
amounts specified ahov o for
the various classi
Students are requestei to I"
prompt a t the p ytilg desks
Tuesday morning.
be no delinquentELIZA de SAt SSI'HE,
Presiden . S. 1. A.
SOPHOMORE PI AYS Beautiful Rendition of Famous
TO BE GV
I EN DECOratorio
, 11
by the Choral Society
i
1
1 "Masquers," With Sophomore Sponi
sorship, to Stage T h r e e
Onc-Aet Plays
| T h e Sophomores and the Masquers
| will present three one-act plays,
"Mis' Mercy," "Echo and Narcissus"
and "Tho Bear," in the W i n t h r o p
Auditorium Saturday night, Decern
her It, at 8 o'clock, with Miss Florence A. Minis, director.
"Mis' Mercy," by Louise. Whitfield
Uray, is a story of the whale-flshing days, with tho scene at Cape
Cod, on the coast of New England,
in 1870.
T h e cast includes:
Mis' Mercy (wire of Captain Hom e r ) - F l o r e n c e A. Minis.
Hannah—Ruth Hare.
—&inlflin Homer (of the bark,
"Mary L.")— S a r a h Boland.
J o h n (his soni—Lucille W h a r t o n .
Benjamin (the younger son) —
Mayme Ballentine.
"Echo ami Narcissus" is a d r a matization of the Greek myth of
that name, by Margaret Douglas
Rogers.
Echo—Florence Eppes.
| Hero—Catherine Morgan.
Nymphs—Aegele, Polly Dei'ass;
Daphne, Ilallie Carson; lole, Bertha
I Oliver.
Lotis—Annette Eppes.
Alaetlija—Jessie Taylor.
Pan—Bonita Atkinson.
Narcissus—Mary Marvin.
Zephyr (the South Wind)—.
m;t McCollum.
Oilier Nymphs—Eulalie Carnpi, Agnes Ric
Maytlehl. Sarah Brya
\ n n i e Wallace Ma
shall, Louise Givens, Rosalie Ague
and Betty Jackson.
Undefeated Team or Gurnet
"The Bear," by Anton Tchekhor,
Gray to Rattle Sophs for Till
is a brilliant anil fiery comedy or
Monday, November 22
Russian life.
T h e G a r n e t and Gray team s\
Helena Ivanovna I'apova (a landon to victory and champion:
owning little willow with dimples
games in t h e hockey prclimiiiii
in her checks)—Thelma llodge.
of this and last week with the Gari>|>aiin
rnov
net and Black tfeam running a close
lieutenant in the artillery)—
second.
' \|., •ret Jackson.
Friday's games saw the Freshmen
i. ca (l'apova's servant)—Margo down before the Senior onslaught
Knight.
m a score of -i-0 and the Juniors
«; icon ( S m i r n u v s coachman)—
humble the Specials with a 3 o | | : i i , de Saussure.
score. Every player was an iniii
n
flu Stackhou
vidua! star, each one playing a su- j \<
Ag
perior brand of hockey.
lies r i s o n .
Only the first halves of the Senior-Special and Sophomore-Freshman games was completed Monday
before a steady downpour or rain
drove otficials, spectators and players under shelter. T h e games w e r e
finished Tuesday in a victory for tin;
Trained Animals and Attractions of
Seniors, the score standing 5 0. and
Alt Kinds Are Promised At
in a victory f o r the Sophomores,
Unique Entertainment
with a 3-1 score.
"This way to the big lent! Ladies
In the hard fought Senior-Suphu
more game of Tuesday, the si-ore oi and gents, get y o u r tickets h e r e !
2-2 h u n g in the balance until I-"sec- See Hliiny, the rhinoceros; Eleanor,
onds b e f o r e the whistle, when the the elephant, and Mam'sclle Ednah,
Seniors shot the winning goal. T h e the rat, who dances and speaks!"
J u n i o r s defeated their little sister• i All these attractions and many
more will be on exhibit a l the Jolly
w i t h ( a score of 4-1.
Equally matched and equally de- Junior Circus this afternoon in the
termined, the Juniors and Sopho- I gymnasium at 4:30.
mores met Wednesday afternoon to I T h e Jolly J u n i o r Circus will give
play off a tic score. Roth teams | its first p e r f o r m a n c e a t Winthrop,
playing under a strain of excite- {ami it is believed that a t l c r one
m e n t and nervousness, battled to a pcrrormance the request for a secscore of l-o for the Sopho- ond will be so great that Hie college will* be included in its yearly
mores.
Intrriuitloiiul Recognition Given ColProfessor Walter Ruchanan Roberts
Clever Jokes and Grotesque S i t u a lege by AdnUssion to Association
Directs Great Production—
tions Characterize "Anuilga- of American Universities
Miss Snook Assists
niated Express"
resident D. B. Johnson r e T h e Senioi Minstrel, presented by j
NEW YORK SOLOISTS
ceived d u r i n g the week a letter
t h e Senior class, on Saturday, N o - i
f r o m Dr. Adam Leroy Jones, of CoFEATURE
PRESENTATION
vember 13, was a g r e a t success.
lumbia University, New York city,
T h e audience was out f o r a jolly, j
l^airman of the committee on classTho W i n l h r o p Choral Society
good time, and they got it.
ification of colleges' and universities
made its first appearance of the seaT h e minstrel, though worked up
of the Association of American UniI son on Friday evening, November 19,
in a very s h o r t time, was a finished
versities, informing him t h a t W i n | in a brilliant p e r f o r m a n c e of Rosproduction. I t was divided into
t h r o p College had been placed upon
j sini's "Stabat Mater," under the dithree scenes. T h e first, sccne, set
the approved list of the Association
| rcction of W a l t e r Buchanan Robin an old v a c a n t lot, a t the edge of
American Universities at its
j erls, who heads the Music Departa forest, was composed of jokes,
meeting held last week in Evanston,
ment of the college. As usual, the
choruses, solos and the presentation
t n d , ttius giving the college intersociety presented distinguished vis•of Eliza de Saussure as "Blondex."
national recognition.
I iling artists a s soloists. This year
MISS ELSIE McINTOSH
the belle of the village, w h o was l>
Mr. Edwin Swain, baritone, and Mr.
T h i s action of the Association of
Who is supported by the local Y.
" t r y - T j u t - a s - a B - o p e r a - singer,
A r t h u r Kraft, tenor, were the New
—Wr-fir-A. in missionary w f l f k - t o AnH'iirun I 'niversities means t h a t
The outstanding events of t h e secYork addi'ions, while Mrs. Barron
Winthrop's diploma will be accept
Japan.
ond sccne were the Roinco-Juliei
T^fTviT-jmtt-M iss Mary Ellis, sopraed for post-graduate work in can
scene between Maud WofTord as j
nos, with Miss Pauiine Oakes, mezdidacy f o r advanced degrees by the
zo-soprano, were the local singers
"Rastus Beauty Cream" and B e r t h a V IA/ P
A M I Q ^ I R N A R Y universities of England and on tho
ARTHUR KRAI"
Oliver as "Dinah Dingleberry," and l i VTi U i H i l i l l O O i U I ' H n I EuropeAu continent without any en
appearing.
the "family tree" of "Fuzzy" Knight i
lent I
liatei
trance examination.
Winthrop'
This is the second season that Mr.
as "Sam—W. D. Magginis."
j
Mr. La Forge iit his famous New Roberts has guided the musical desdiploma had already been accepted
York studio. He also gives a teach tiny of this organization and
T h e third scene and grand finale
f o r post-graduate work by the
ers' course each year at Columbia through his energies the scope of
of the minstrel was a typical negro Miss Elsie Mcintosh Addresses S t u - versities of this country—by v i r t u e
College, Chicago.
wedding in which "Ethel McSwain,'
of its membership in the Associathe work h a s been widened and the
dents at Chapel on Japanese
as the preacher, joined in holy wed •
tion of Colleges and Secondary
compositions given have been of a
Conditions
lock ' Blondex," Eliza de Saussure,
Schools of the Southern States.
I very high order. T h e Stabat MaMiss Elsie Mcintosh, of Osaki,
and "Ezekiel Nezckiah," 'l'otsie
j l e r is the best choral work the soAnnouncement o f ' t h i s latest honBuchanan. T h e marriage was the Japan, who is partially supported or to W i n t h r o p was made by Presiity has achieved, the entire p e r rniance being of a very high o r social event of the y e a r in the by the Winthrop Y. W . C. A , spoke dent Johnson in chapel Wednesday
to
the
W
i
n
t
h
r
o
p
student
body
and
Amalgamated Express community,
morning, and was greeted with
faculty
in
chapel
on
Monday.
Sti.;
and was performed with g r e a t pomp
11 is only right and proper lo
thusiastie applause by the student
also speaks every afternoon this
and ceremony.
tress the work of the c horus of
body and faculty. I t is the highc.v
week on the general subject of "OriT h e church was attractively a r •ver 20|| voices, which showed the
recognition that can come to ai
ental W o m e n in Industry."
ranged, even to the stained glass
ine training given tfie singers; their
American educational i n s t i t u t i o n Miss Mcintosh said, she wished to
rasp or the Rossini work proved
windows. Tliu bride wore a beautithank W i n t h r o p College in behalf of a l ! W i n t h r o p is naturally pleased
iinst enjoyable and acceptable to
ful dress of w h i l e cheesecloth and
that the highest accrediting agen
•tie Japanese girls and to give their
lie enthusiastic audience.
a bride's veil of mosquito netting.
greetings to the girls of Winthrop. in America has passed upon its
Her train was supported by h e r two
vork and given it official approval
T h e orchestral prelude, well a r From h e r work with the girls in
little sialics. T h e bride carried a
W i n t h r o p College h a s now met
anged rnr the organ, led to the
industry, she was able to eive stalovely b o u q u e t of daffodils. Tho
•uccessiveiy and successfully all lb*
•••niiiK tliorus, "Stabat Mater dotistics of tho" n u m b e r of women em maid of honor, Lula Stovonson, was
irosa," whose broad melodious
ployed. T h e women dentists arc as equiremeiils of the various accretibedecked to s u i t the occasion.
ng agencies in America, and by vircontrasts were delightful. T h e fan u m e r o u s in J a p a n as are the men.
Preceding the ceremony, "I Love T h e r e a r c one thousand women doc • ile of its membership in the Asso
miliar tenor solo. "Cujus Animain,"
followed.
You T r u l y " was sung by Righton tors and women of* different pro- ciation of American Universities
takes its place with all the leading
Richards, the belladonna of the eve- fessions.
Mr. Kraft, who has already won
colleges and universities on the
ning.
I lie approval of the highest critics,
"Tho Y. W .C. A. is accomplishAt the conclusion of the ceremony ing good in the problems of indus- American Continent.
• if New York. Huston and Chicago,
EDWIN SWAIN
the tiny groom was told to "Salute try concerning the thousands of
>Miig the tenor solo, with distinction
Maritime, w h o recently appeared ii of style and voice. This number,
your bride and kiss h e r sweet.'
girls w h o a r c submerged in Japan,
T h e bride waited no second bidthe Maine Festival, will sing in Hi- which is jubilant in character, conhe Federation of Women's Board
opera, "Aida," in Syracuse, N. Y sidering the n a t u r e or the text,was
ding and lifted the groom ott the
f Churches of the United States
floor and the "salute" proved to bo met in council recently, and (lis
next week.
-•i\en a sincere and beautiful i n t e r lack.
pretation. All the p a r t s sung by
ussed this problem both interna the tenor were handled by Mr. K r a U
tionally and locally," the speaker Local Solicitors f o r "Greatest Moth"Fuzzy" Knight and Maud WofTord
in a musieianly and masterly f a s h declared.
e r ' ' Entertained With Others
t h e end women, Leize Scott and
"Japan, India and China are not
a t Campaign Dinner
Elizabeth Livingston.
Mispllpl
The
Theu came the equally familiar
really remote," Miss Mcintosh said,
T h e minstrel owed a large part
gave a recital Monday, November 15. duel r r two sopranos, sung by Miss
Tho Rock llill Chapter of I lie
nd explained f u r t h e r that people
of its success to the beautiful everywhere, despite a difference in American Red Cross began its a n in Winthrop Literary Society Hall. Ellis and Mi.-.-- Oakes. These coldances rendered by tiie well '....ned such' things as dress and customs nual Roll Call drive f o r 1920-27 this
T h e following was the p r o g r a m :
lege J u n i o r s carried Ihe lovely
chorus. T h e chorus was trained by are fundamentally the same. T h e y week. Monday evening in the Cham Love W a s Willi Me Yesterday, themes through
measure a l t e r
Helen Rogers.
Goldc—Pauline Brock.
measure or vocal embroidery, closall have the same psychological re- ber of Commerce llall a t a banquet
The Seniors rejoice in the ap- lictions, and tho more you see or given by the members of the Red
T a k e the Laughter, Marl-'adyen; ing with a brilliant cadenza in true
proval of the faculty, for m a n y have people the more you realize this.
'Tis Spring. Ware—Lydia McCoy.
Cross, Mr. Jeter, w h o is c h a i r m a n
operatic style, worthy ot more e x expressed their hearty congratulaTo You, Speaks—Mary James.
For twenty-five centuries," the of the organization, laid the plans of
tions.
V- II. W.
A Pastoral, T u r n e y - M a b y : MothT h c bass aria ("Propeccalis") is
speaker said, "Japan h a s been a the campaign before the solicitors
er's Cookie Jar, Manning—France* mure serious and comes nearer
During the evening an interesting
s country." In Japanese temUNUSUAL PROGRAM AT
skit entitled, "A Red 'Cross
Cliildcrs.
church style lhan any o t h e r n u m THURSDAY CHAPEL HOUR ples you usually find a god on each little
T h e Big B l o w n Bear. Ziicea —
side o f . t h o doorway as you enter. Salmagundi," was enacted by Mr.
Mary Dorn.
Mr. Swain's singing or this n u m T h e usual music program which These gods represent the two scxe3, Morris, Mioses K a t h e r i n e Woodrow
Violet, Woodman; In the Wild- ber gave very deep satisfaction to
is given every T h u r s d a y at chapel male and female. The male ha his and Sarah Jones. This, in an e n wood
this Morning. Clarkson--Eve In* hearers. He kept faith with the
Jiour took a most unusual turn this mouth open, and the female has h e r i terlaining manner, presented the
Sue Ethcredge.
composer in this interpretation a s
•week. T o better acquaint students mouth closed. Here you have thfl | kinds of work being carried on by
I I Wl
irate l ) n
well a* ir the " Eia Mater." His very
•with the oratorio that was present- story briefly—man h a s done all the : t h e organization locally.
Holmes Davis.
beautiful voice was at no lime
e d Friday night, Professor Roberts talking in past years, while woman
Winthrop College has organized a
The Morning is Callin:
forced and the sotto voce effects
g a v e a brief, b u t interesting talk oa h a s been silent.
group of 20 solicitors, with Rachel
Prayer,
Gwin—Mary
E.
I
TheJapanese
women
of
today
were exquisite and very finished.
t h e oratorio itself and on its author.
Stevenson as chairman. Tho drive
l.ittle
Azure
Rings,
C
'I'llis display of good taste on the
Rossini, whoso oratorio, "Stabat .Ma- however, a r e different f r o m their is to last during this week and every
better, bigger student and member of the faculty
singer's part was especially noticeMarianna Canak.
ter," was presented Friday evening.
Love and Infinity, l>;
able. as Mr. Swain's voice lias dis, in mind and body, than w i | | j,,, g j v e n a n opportunity to
Following Professor Roberts on
tinctly dramatic qualities.
Dorn.
tlie program, Mrs. J o h n Raincy Saye those who came before them
contribution to the Red
When Love is Kind, ol
II was followed by a bass rccilagave a reading of an imaginary in- lveragc Japanese girl of today
I'he price of maintaining a P. L.
A clown orchestra will be a f e a —Elizabeth
Ilines.
Iive, with chorus, which was s u n g
two
inches
taller
than
her
mother,
membership
in
the
Red
Cross
for
a
t e r v i e w with Rossini. This was ver;'
PLEDGES AT WANU
t u r e of the circus. You inuslu'!
Once
On
a
Day,
IV
Km
with the beautiful tone and fine r e physical education department j y e a r j s - $ | . Every girl w h o is a
a m u s i n g and depicted several point.'
miss the clowns, long ones and short
'strain! which the work demands.
Rivers.
T h e members of the P. I.. K. Club
has been p u t in the schools by the member of the Red Cross Life-Savof his character.
ones, and "57" varieties I
Song is so Old, Terry
T h e climax was nearly reached in
T h e T h u r s d a y chapel programs apanese government. T h o girls are i n g ^ o r p S j s expected Ui keep up h c r were hostesses a l an unusually de"Feed the monkey peanuts! Watch
1
I ihe evquisite "Intlainiualns." a b r i l lightful banquet, given Saturday the tight rope walker walk' the ropes
a r e always looked f o r w a r d to by- ixtremely interested in athletics, ny>mbership each year.
I limit soprano obhliu-alo. with p o w evening a t the Rose -Anne Tea Room,
ime have taken world records
students and faculty alike, and have
T | | C g o l i c i l o r s f r o m w i n t h r o p Coland see the Japanese girl swing by
erful
chor us
ipaniment. T h e
li
broad
jumping
and
vaulting.
Golf,
in
honor
o
i
their
new
members:
prvoed to be a popular innovation
go who w e r e invited to attend III
h e r teeth I"
> evicting requirements or this n u m tennis, swimming and horsebackinqucL Monday evening a r e : Ra Anna Hyde, Anmry Moore and Anna I You have the opportunity of seeber were well met by Mrs. Barron
STUDENT POETRY SOCIETY
llanna.
riding a r e popular sports there.
•el Stevenson, Eliza do Saussure Clark.
ing the best one-ring circus a t WinSteele. T h e range, sweetness and
MET THURSDAY AFTERNOON
ay the
tho Japanese woman iss nui | | | ( . i a N o r r j g > A n n j e M a b l . y _ D Debjr
Beloved, It
Today
An attractive c l o r scheme or or- llirop. Come prepared to laugh,
eh,
ttexibility or her voice were well
represented with h e r mouth closed. Q
Elizabeth Early, Marie Par ange and black was used in dec | hold your breath, get jostled in the Ilallie Carson.
Tho r e g u l a r meeting of the Stu
displayed. However, the real cliA year ago they w e r e granted the roll, Maud Wofford, Totsic Buch- orating the rooms and llie table.
Daffodils C
crowd and drink pink lemonade!
dent Poetry Society, was held
max was reached in the final chorus,
right to attend political meetings anan, Elizabeth Carroll, Harriet A toast t o Dr. Martin, the chaperon,
"Hurley, Burley, Roasted PeaT h u r s d a y afternoon in Johnson
Boat
Song.
Itli
ilie showy, fugued "Amen." Here
mil make speeches.
Daniel, Frances Carroll, Cooper Da- was proposed by Genevieve Scot! nuts! Five cents a bag! Forget y o u r
Hall. T h e program included read
the society showed the marked
" T h e Women's Club of ComradeJessie Taylor gave a toast to the troubles, ladies and gents! Come to
ings f r o m the peems ot John Mase ship in J a p a n has as its purpose to vis, Katherine Hilliard. Helen Duckprogress il has made ir. the time
new members, to which Ainorv
worth,
Elizabeth
Daniel,
Inez
Yates,
tin:
circus!
There's
room
f
o
r
all!"
field, by Mary. Alexander. Lila At- make political ideas popular. T h e
Mr. Roberts has had H in charge.
.lanle Du Rant, Eleanor Parrotl. Moore responded.
B.- A.
kinson also read several of Kip
I'iie pure, clear s aging of the d i f Katli
women want suffrage, the right ••> aimie Mae Tcague, Mary Sue McTho members
ling's poems, including the wellficult n u m b e r s displayed their a d 1
Mar
M a i n divorces, to own property, C u , c h c o n i a n d M a r i o McMillan
erino McKcown,
President I). It.
known "Road to Mandalay." Origvanced
technique, while the brilg a r e t Stovensn
Greenville Thursih
inal contributions by the member b 0 ' o J of" 1 t h e ' ' t w e n t y - f l v e million ' ' " • e r e will be one girl in complete
liant and powerful climaxes w e r e a
Annie Eraser,
vof the society were read by Katli women in Japan ten million of them charge of each dormitory, and about
ight
L'ffec
T h e Winthrop Junior Music Club lending the Stall
Eraser, Harrieli
mrinc McGee, and these were vote,
- - . d i n some r e m u n e r a t i v . 15 girls whose d u l y it will be t:>
, |.lifting troin a musical view and
will hold a meeting in the audito- Parent T e a c h e r -'
Scott, Kathorin
o n . T h e honor poem of the meet business. Women of all classes, [ s o l i d t the faculty.
tne society has surely contributed a
rium or Music llall at 5 o'clock address before tin
nctta Mcllugh.
one of the distini
ing was "Gypsy Heart." by Eliza- ricli ami poor, titled and unknown.
; most worthy effort toward the c u l Wednesday
afternoon.
Mlss Hudson Returns to Work
b e t h Miller. Second place was given
l u r a l development of Ihe college
- A- very interesting program on the the meeting. T h e "
e n t e r business and like it. T h e y
Miss Loulie Lane Hudson, s o p e r to a translation, "In Winter," by have tried almost every field exc»i<
| life anil works of the composer, of the organization
| and community.
visor in the Training School, h a s r e Grace Blackwell.
Mr. Roberts' had the hearty coGeorge McDowell, has been planned Other W i n t h r o p i
T h e r e are no women lawyers, i turned to h e r duties a f t e r an exMr. Edwin Swain, one of the
o p e r a t i o n of his colleagues, who all
I by Helen Swygert, w h o is in charge
in J a p a n at present. 1 e r , , ! , »' s
! (ended absence due to illness. Her
ists who was here to take part ii
carried out their s h a r e in the p r o 'of the program.
fact t h a t t here are no co-education-,
f r j c n ( | g j n ( h p c o l l ( l g e a r c dc_
oratorio, was present al the las
j
a
r
a
m in a convincing and profesEvery
new
member
is
urged
to
be
al schools in J a p a n explains " " f ' lighted t h a t Miss Hudson h a s r e sional manner. Miss Roth displayed
[present.
E. B.
One of the most entertaining but some day the women will em. , c o v c r c d a n d w e l c o m c h c r | i a c k t 0 hearsal on T h u r s d a y even ins
m o r e t h a n delighted the cli
the great organ to the best advanuniversities and become lawyer. . . h c r w o r k _
chapel speakers of this term
with
his
generosity.
He
very
T h e regular meeting of the Busi tage. Miss Willfong and Miss SanMiss Mcintosh said she wished t » I
Mrs. H. L. Cockerham, of Quid;
JU.N-YA CIRCUS
oxpeclcdly.sang to them three s
ncss Administration Club will bi ders were very efficient at the piSand, JCy. Mrs. Cockerham is : reel that she was an adopted daugh
which were received with trei
hold Tuesday evening, November v:i
home mission teacher, who is mak ter or W i n t h r o p to aid in tssocia
dous applause and enthusiast!
Come to the gym and see the
Mis- : Snook, herself an experiin Room 22.
ing a lour of South Carolina. Sim tion work. Dr. Johnson immediatetho society. His genial person
showconductor and a thorough
has been conducting a course in ly adopted hcr, which was heartily
William McFec, noted Engwon many friends far him at '
. j «... l l . » ' I i i / l n n l l i i l f l v
Tigers and elephants and
ian, assisted Mr. Roberts in the
Among Ihe visitors al
home missions a t tho two Presby- approved
by the student body.
lish au t h o r and lecturer, will
throp.
clowns
galore
•at ion of Ihe chorus.
lasl week-end w e r e Mrs. I". L. Howterian Churches of the city. Mrs.
appear
under
tho
auspices
of
Will carry you away from this
:ing by the enthusiasm of a
ard, Amelia and Rosaline Howar.
Cockerham is the wife of a m o u n - Butesburg Girls Are"Entertained
the Winthrop Artist Course toAmong the visitors al Winthrop
land nf woo.
d i l a t i v e and brilliant a u d i Miss Eva Ilite, or Balesburg, de of r . j r e n c e , and Mrs. O. W . Doug
tain evangelist, and together they
night at 8 o'clock. Mr. Mcthe past week-end w e r e ^ severa'
There'll he tight-rope walkers
liis is the best work yet put
las and Miss Louise Douglas, o
have dons much for the mountain lightfully entertained about 20
Fee's novels and stories of sea
members of the class of '2G. T h e y
and rats trained lo dance.
Darlington, who wi re guests of Eliz. I forth i>y Hie society, and their n e x t
people. Straight f r o m h e r home in Butesburg girls a' dinner on S u n life have gained him an interincluded Annie Laurie Jeffcries, o.
-ance in concert will be looked
day.
November
II,
at
the
Aragon
Come
one.
come
all,
and
see
abeth
Howard
and
Jacqueline
an.
t h i h e a r t of the Kentucky mounnational audience and his lecCharlotte,
Martha
Allen,
of
Lexingthem
prance
I
i
forwa
i
i to with interest.
Betty Douglas.
tains, M/s. Cockerham brought ar Community House.
t u r e a t Winthrop tonight is
| ton, Lurline Porter, of Charlotte.
appeal for h e r folk. Her talk wai
November 20—i p. m.
awaited with keen interest.
Miss Ruby Templelon visited h e r
I and Mabel Lee, of Summerfleld,
Mr. Benton W h i l e spent Sunday
Mrs. Sara Mann visited h e r famfresh and stimulating, charming: t!i«
family at Laurens last week-end.
IN. C.
witu his sisler, Annie White.
ily in MsCormick tho past wcek-ci:d.
ventiro s t u d e n t body.
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existence.
Someone
lias
said, can we ever stand itl"
E. 8.
will fit. Cuban box heel, high "spike heel, •
Charleston giving the result of the a
"Laughter is a sudden sense of
W i n t h r o p contestants in the various •
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patent, satin and tan. T h e quality of our>. •
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Assistant Business Manager Many people think of wit and ! f c e l ' " 8 w l , c n 1
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too short, or will not be even, or page of this issue, which was a !
REPORTERS
are not! W i t is an intellectual
shoes,
that will wear, yet our prices are far B
ready
printed
when
the
news
came.
Helen China. Deborah Owen. Sara White, Elirabeth Daniel. Aniie Kirven. h u m o r a u emotional quality; wit is s o "> o t l>' n ff.
According to the message of the
Anne Wallace Marshall. Frances Farrelly, Frances Carroll. Emmy Lou Connor, Elizbelow that usually charged for these grades. B
wllh
last m,nul,!
abeth Miller, Josephine Scott, Ruth Littlejohn, Wilma Hudgens, Marie McMillan, found in resemblance, h u m o r in I. *** *"•
editor, W i n t h r o p won one first placi
contrast;
wit
deals
with
ideas
and
j
'"^uclious
to
the
barber
(usually
Bonita Atkinson, Virginia Kelley. Grace Hughei, Elizabeth Watson.
$3.95, $4.95, $5.95, $6.50
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and two second places. T h e flrsl
is social, h u m o r deals with persons ° n e ° f l h o R i r l s up at the college),
place was i n . t h e one act p l a y conSATURDAY, NOVEMBER 20, 1926
and is individualistic; wit is l a u g h - ! ' « l down and resign myself to fate,
test, on a play written by Carolyn
College
Oxfords,
black
calf,
patent
and
®
ing at the o t h e r fellow, humor is 1 p ? " l l l e l o w c l c l o s o up around my
Parker, present editor of The J o u r TO T H E GOLD T E A M S !
IF WINTER COMES
laughing with him.
! n c c k - a n d t h e n b e 8 i n s ">e "cuttingtan calf,
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nal. The two second places w e r e in
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G l o r y t o t h e Gold T e a m s ! Y o u
Humor is such an elemental and | T | | C r o a r o u g u a l | y a b # u l g e v e „ the essay and shorl story contests,
Examinations are almost here.
$2.95, $3.95, $4.95
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h a v e p u t u p s p l e n d i d fights a n d ' fundamental thing that U. is ditli- i r , g 3 i t ( i n g j n U i e r o o n ) > a n ( ] a|".
with contributions of Margaret
T h e y a r e those annoying neces11 i s
c u. l. t. t o a n a .l y .z c.
infinite in v a - j o f ( h c m
generous about Duckelt, '26, winning in both consities t h a t a r e daily looming have shown a wonderful spirit
rieties and is inborn One f o r m of i v i n g suggestions, such a 8 :
tests. The winning essay was "Stars
Kid, Satin and Felt Bedroom Slippers,
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n e a r e r a n d n e a r e r ; t h a t a r e t h r o u g h o u t t h e h o c k e y s e a s o n , humor, however, is the "practical
..|)on,(
„ t as Seen F r o m the Gutter," and the
t H [0Q s h o r t Qn
69c, 75c, 95c, $1.75
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h o u r l y g r o w i n g m o r e a n d m o r e a n d t h e G a r n e t T e a m s b o w in joke - s o popular in the nineteenth I i ( | c „ „ W a R a m i n u t
story, " T o . Sleep, Perchance t >
^
, «
r
its place nmoiin 0 ff t h a t curl." "I wouldn't shingle Dream."
h o r r i b l e ; t h a t a r e m i n u t e l y in- r e c o g n i t i o n of t h i s f a c t .
^
on
Rjd
fo[, i n |
Although
you
didnt
w i n certam clas cs of people, and espe- L
c r e a s i n g t h e b l u e n e 3 3 of t h e a t Beautiful Satin Mules and DeOrseys.
•
c,ally so with young boys. No f u n h a v o o w l t | , | h n l
.. ^
>
"What's
the
matter,
little
boy?"
m o s p h e r e w i t h f o r e b o d i n g s , a n d t h r o u g h t o finalsr y o u c e r t a i n l y ,s equal to that which a m i s c h i e v o u ^ ^ n n i e c a r
„ ^
asked the kindhearted m a n . "Are
b l u e b o o k s t h a t a r e s e c o n d l y a s - m a d e t h e n o i s e on t h e field a n d lad derives from drawing a chair
Let us show you our new footwear. We fit •
.ye
t R lofl 3 h o r t n o w l „
you lost?"
t
h
r
e
w
a
s
c
a
r
e
i
n
t
o
y
o
u
r
oppoaway f r o m a person who is about
,
And
lhe |jme
fc
tlin,
suming such gigantic propor"Mo," was the m a n f u l answer; "I
you properly, save you money and appre- •
m o r B s c a r e d , " b u t 1 ain't lost—I'm here.
But I'd like to
t i o n s t h a t all e l s e s u b s i d e s i n t o n e n t s . W e c a n w i s h y o u b e t t e r to be seated; or to embarrass 'sis U c a r e d e i . m
ciate vour patronage.
5
by telling everything he knows and
'cause I'm not know where f a t h e r and mother have
p i t i f u l microscopity beside t h e m . luck f o r t h e n e x t h o c k e y season,
then some to h e r best beau.
„ a v o >nny , . s a y _ s 0 , , r m Q n | y ^
wandered
to."
but we cannot wish t h a t you
T h e y a r e all t h a t .
Humor becomes more refined as | victim of this serious operation. But
h a v e a finer s p i r i t o r a k e e n e r
the world goes on, and this is why j | j, l s i v o w i„
revenge a t iny first
"The Lord made us beautiful and
But, never mind—there is
s e n s e of f a i r p l a y . Y o u h a v e
the "practical joke" has gradually opportunity, f o r I know my hair is dumb."
Christmas.
f o u g h t , w o n a n d l o s t in a t r u l y given place to p u n s and cho.ce bits ruined. I know it is all c u t off; it
"How's t h a t ? "
E a c h d a y we realize t h a t w e golden f a s h i o n .
D. 0 .
of humor, or "verbal jokes." Ilea feels so f u n n y . If my beauteous
"Beautiful so the men would love
Home of Better Values
•
ought to have studied more ofhumor in puns is m o r e of an ex countenance is marred for life, (as us, d u m b so t h a t we could love
ception t h a n the rule, liowover, as if a n y t h i n g could make me look them."
t e n ; t h a t we should have read
the point is usually too obvious. worse t h a n I do!)
our parallel weeks b e f o r e ; t h a t
Everyone lias his own p ar t i cu l ar
"Piease don't c u l it too short," I She tightly clings about him,
w e s h o u l d n o t h a v e p u t off g e t The dainty, slender thing—
taste in jokes, b u t situations that say f o r the tenth or eleventh time.
t i n g u p o u r notebooks until thi3
arc most familiar usually present a
A few minutes later domes t h a t For he is jusl a wuudeu lop,
late d a t e ; t h a t we have left unmore humorous ii.;pect t h a n those finishing touch of clipping the hair
And she a long, slender string.
Have You Tried Our Delicious Sodas?
—Nebraska Awgwan.
done a thousand things which |
(Edited by Grace Hughes.)
. which are not, as it is alwirys nec- off the necki F u n n y little chills
essary to project yourself into the cliiiso each o t h e r up affit down my
we o u g h t to h a v e d o n e ; t h a t we
"My vocal education has been a
We serve the best that can be made. T r y
Y. W . C. A. Observes W o r l d Week I situation,
spine as the cold steel scissors do
h a v e done a n o t h e r thousand
g r e a t expense!"
of P r a y e r
Ihoir work. And a f t e r I've emitted
a Honey Boy Sundae. You will like it.
t h i n g s w h i c h w e o u g h t n o t to
Indeed! Some one sued you, I
The Y. W. C. A. observed the
several "ohs" and a couple of
World W e e k of Prnvpr. November lecturo on some vita! subject, only "ouches" a s a result of the barber's suppose."
have done.
Whitman-Candies
14 to 20.
to have the whole thing fall Hal determination to have a f e w pieces
W e r e a l i z e all t h a t .
'How
is
it
I
never
see
you
in
T h e World Fellowship Committee as the result of a ridiculous remark of m y era, she pronounces the. job
B u t , n e v e r m i n d — t h e r e i s has charge of this phase of Y. W .
church a n y m o r e ? "
S T A N D A R D DRUG COMPANY
by the youthful hearer—thus, i finished.
Removing the towel and
"Maybe it's because I ain't there."
C. A. work, and made plans for the world of moralizing is easily ex • getting hairs all over myself, I gei
home.
W e a r e a w a r e t h a t e x a m i n a - entire week. P r a y e r meetings were ploded by one joke. It is the sens" out of the "trial chair." My heart
held at 9:50 o'clock each night on of contrast t h a t causes this.
begins a slow, sinking journey to- Of course it is loo s h o r t ; I feel like
t i o n s a r e g o o d f o r o u r m i n d s ; every hall.
Superiority of a mental kind ward the region of m y feet and 1 a bald-headed man.
t h a t we have a last chance t o
T h e committee also arranged to lends humor—that is, the discovery feel like a plucked chicken. I know
I stumble over to the m i r r o r and
m a k e a s p u r t of e f f o r t ; t h a t w e have Miss Mcintosh, indus'rial sec- of a new aspect in a situation tlia 1 it is too short. I'll wear a h a t all
look—
n e e d t o o r g a n i z e t h e t e r m ' s w o r k retary to Japan, with us during the is revealed to us sooner than to the time—to classes and everywhere.
Aw shucks! SHE DIDN'T CUT IT
Week
of
Prayer.
Miss
Mcintosh
was
our
friends.
The
victim,
f
o
r
there
Oh,
why
did
I
let
her
cut
my
hair?
a n d w r i t e i t d o w n in c o m p a c t
SHORT ENOUGH!
M. P.
present at vesper services held in is always a victim, may be y o u r f o r m f o r our teachers; t h a t exJohnson Hall Sunday afternoon, and self as well as the o t h e r fellow, but
—You're fed up with everything and everybody—bored and disa m i n a t i o n s s h o u l d b e r e g a r d e d spoke to the association at the Regif y o u r sense of h u m o r is well detracted with daily duties. W h a t you need is a gentle sneak to
in t h e l i g h t of c h a l l e n g e r s , op- ular Wednesday night prayer m'eet • veloped you will laugh at yourself.
p o r t u n i t i e s , f r i e n d s ; t h a t n e v e r - ing.
some sequestered nook, with a GOOD BOOK—a r e s t f u l respite
T h e contrast between a state of
SANDWICHES?
mind
and
an
actual
situation
is
t h e l e s w e will r e g a r d t h e m a s
f r o m routine. On o u r bookshelves you will find tales of r o Miss Mcintosh Talks on Japanese usually ludicrous—for instance, to
terrible b u r d e n s upon ourselves
Customs
W h o said sandwiches? T h e best chicken
mance and adventures—colorful description and collected
see a pompous gentleman walking
a n d t h e a l a r m clocks.
Last Sunday night in the bacl; along a wet sidewalk making t h e poems.
T h e right book to m a t c h y o u r fickle mood. O u r CIRCUsalad ones you ever ate, plain or toasted, at
parlo of Nance Hall, Miss Mcintosh, atrical gestures, slip and fall, is
W e a r e a w a r e of all t h a t .
who is an industrial secretary of
LATING LIBRARY offers many new books at a nominal fee.
B u t , n e v e r m i n d — t h e r e a r e Osaka Y. W. C. A , spoke to the mem certainly a humorous situation, provided he is uninjured, f o r the bor
Ask us about it. Join today I
glowing, open
fires,
r o a s t i n g be. , of the Studen Volunteers and [ d e r , j n e 1 ) C t w e e n s y i n p a U l y a I l d h u .
T H E P E R I W I N K L E T E A ROOM
na
in f a c l
rca!
n u t s , f r i e n d l y f a c e s , a s m a l l the members of the Home Field | m o r j s
(This applies to all other kinds, too)
Miss Mcintosh talked h u l l l 0 P h a s - jn j t a n c l e m e n l o f
C h r i s t m a s t r e e in ' t h e b a c k - Workersabout the work that was be.ng done j „ a t h
A.\lso,
|
iincongruity
n c o n g r u i l y in a stallJ
ground—
Japan. She also told some of the inent or situation makes us laugh
i. •
YOUNG & HULL
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P. S. Homesick ?
customs «and characteristics of the A newspaper one day carried th?
Japanese.
H. McN.
banner headline: "Man's L a u g h t e r • •
STATIONERS
•
Don't Fail to T r y Our
In Japan Miss Mcintosh says there Serious Charge"—this was f u n n y :
are very few chairs, but thick cush- hu I. "Manslaugh ter—Serious Charge"
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Kodak Developing and Printing
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T O A S T E D BREAD SANDWICHES
ions a r e used as a substitute. These was tragic.
LET'S BE T H A N K F U L !
cushions are used in theatres and
"Humor is a philosophical m at t er
H a m , cheese,, chicken salad, deviled egg.
To a great
many
p e o p l e other public places as well as in the
in its way—the art of yielding to
Fresh every minute—you don't have to wait!
T h a n k s g i v i n g D a y m e a n s a d a y home. T h e cushions in the t h e - nature and its gaiety."
of f e a s t i n g a n d r e v e l r y , a h o l i - a t r e s are arranged in rows o n ' a n
"A man without a sense of h u We also serve coffee with cream.
e|evated place.
mor," an anonymous writer said, "is
d a y — f r e e f r o m work and care.
Before a person enters the theaT h a n k s g i v i n g D a y i s all of t h i s , re. lie removes his shoes a t the occasionally to be respected, often
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to be feared and nearly always in
p l u s a d e e p s i g n i f i c a n c e — t h e e x - door, where the shoes are checked,
3
Main Street
Phone 79
" J
We carry in stock all sizes, also develop
be avoided."
M. McM.
p r e s s i o n of g r a t i t u d e . E v e r y - so the owner may secure the right
them. E n l a r g m e n t , oil painted and framed
pair
when
the
program
is
finished.
Exams
vs.
Chrislmas
one has something to be thankMiss Mcintosh says the Japanese
At present it is hard to tell jusl 2 a B B B B B B a a B B B a a a B a a H B a B a a a a B a B a B a a B B B B a s B
f u l f o r , w h e t h e r it is s o m e t h i n g
for $1.48, 11 inches by 8l/2.
never extend their feet in f r o n t of what is the favored topic of conh e h a s o r h a s n o t , f o r G o d i s a them while they are at the theater versation among the 1,800, whether
g e n e r o u s g i v e r a n d a w i s e r e - . b u t they sit on them because it is it is exams or Christmas holidays.
We aro always glad to see Winthrop Sludents and Teachers
tainer!
I immodest f o r the feet to be seen Funny as it may seem, we certainly
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in our store—and extend a cordial invitation to each one of
while a person is sitting.
have the two, amusingly interfused.
T h e first T h a n k s g i v i n g D a y
them to become our customers.
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I am simply petrified.
w a s f a r b a c k in t h e e a r l y a n n a l s the Japanese is their power to s u p - I will be forced to 'automatically
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Cokes!
of o u r c o u n t r y , w h e n t h e Pil- press their emotions, the speaker withdraw' and I can't bear the
Fruits!
g r i m F a t h e r s g a t h e r e d t o g i v e said. 'They are taught this from thought of going home and telling
Pride to the Wearer, Comfort to the Feet
t h a n k s f o r t h e r e t u r n of t h e i r childhood. T h e only time a p e r - inamma." This from one of ou>'
son is f r e e to reveal his feelings is many adorable little Freshmen sisfirst
h a r v e s t i n g . T h e i r s w a s al the theater. There, if he wishes ters. And we needs must suppress a
North T r a d e Street
m m
B
B
d e e p a n d g e n u i n e g r a t i t u d e ; to cry or if he wishes to laugh, h e a giggle, so much does this sound a
Increased wear and enhanced appearance
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touched, a s all sincere g r a t i t u d e
like the modified wail of a baby.
to your S H O E S is the result of bestowing
"Gee, I can hardly wail for Christ- B a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a f l a a a a a a a a a a a a a
is, w i t h humility.
From this
a little care upon your F O O T W E A R . Here
t i m e d o w n t o t h e p r e s e n t d a y , "Bridges of L'nderstanolng" Subject mas and home! Mamma needn't j a
think she's gonna keep closet doors B
t h e l a s t T h u r s d a y of t h e l a s t
of Vespers Talk
you will find the most complete line of pollocked on me. I'd simply die of cu • J
m o n t h of a u t u m n h a s b e e n o b Prayer meeting was very appro- •iosity and consequently be ton m
ishes, cleaners and dyes in the^city.'
s e r v e d a s a d a y of t h a n k s g i v i n g . priately opened Wednesday nigh', j weak to withstand the family's tri
with the Scripture quotation, "The annual
disapproval
'Debe's'
P r o s p e r i t y h a s b r o u g h t c o m - , .ord is in His Holy Temple, let all Christmas present. At least, .hey i
f o r t a n d p l e n t y t o u s , a n d in the Earth keep silent before him," might congratulate me pn u n i f o r m - j
BELL'S S H O E S H O P
o u r e n j o y m e n t of t h e s e , o u r immediately a f t e r which Miss Lan- ily. Not everybody can stick to
den rendered a violin solo. Miss D's and C's." T h u s we h e a r o u r !
s e n s e of g r a t i t u d e h a s o f t e n
Phone 227
No. 1 Record Place
Elsie Mcintosh, who was dressed in worldly wise Sophomore rave and j
b e e n lulled t o s l e e p . W e f o r g e t her beautiful Japanese costume, was
talk "applesauce," as usually.
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s t o w s b o u n t i f u l b l e s s i n g s m a y chose as h e r subject lhe term. nior. "Well, gee, I hope you're not j
l i k e w i s e w i t h d r a w t h e m ; a n d , "bridges," showing that j u s t as ma- letting t h a t i n t e r f e r e with y o u r j
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munities together, so visionary
a a
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less.
h a v e , w e a r e q u i c k t o m u r m u r groups together. Some bridges a r c
" W h a t a blow 'twould be if I
Dry clean twice;
n
built by the sacrificial lives of peo- should 'Hunk out' h e r e in my Senior
when they are taken f r o m us.
"AS GOOD AS ANY A N D B E T T E R T H A N MANY
ple of vision, and many people—
T h a n k s g i v i n g D a y b r i n g s t o women and girls—have passed over year. T h e family tree would cer- i
Dry clean forever,
a
lainly have cause to w i t h e r away
u s h e r e a t W i n t h r o p : t u r k e y , into f u l l e r lives. , J u s t as lhe build- then. But, oh, Doris, j u s t wonder
c r a n b e r r y s a u c e , p u m p k i n p i e s ing of materia! bridges has cost where we'll be this time next y e a r ! |
And always look nice.
lives,
so
the
building
of
Y.
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and mellow f r u i t s ; and a l t h o u g h
It's r a t h e r thrilling, don't you
or association bridges, has cost life lljink?" Our Seniors have never j
i t b r i n g s e x a m i n a t i o n s in i t s
—a great toll of workers and sect r a i n , l e t ' s n o t m o u r n o v e r t h i s , retaries. But these bridges, toe yet failed to be perfectly adorable j
in their incoherence.
b u t w h i l e g i v i n g t h a n k s f o r t h e have served to cause communities
Such is the Irend of conversation j
m a n y t h i n g s w e e n j o y , l e t ' s b e to prosper end people w h o have used among various little groups; happy, j
t'tem
to
have
richer
and
fuller
lives.
" T h e O n l y D r y C l e a n i n g P l a n t in R o c k H i l l "
t h a n k f u l t h a t t h e y will s o o n be
joyously looking forward to t h o f u - j
There aro international friendship lure, which is b r i g h t and rosy, in
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o v e r , a n d t h a t C h r i s t m a s wi l l
R o c k H ill, S . C .
West Main Street
P h o n e 755
bridges in 40 countries, .and in the spit's of exams looming up in their
socn be here.
M . McM.
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terrorizing fashion".
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Misses Julia Rosa and Carolyn
(Continued from page two.)
Parker,
editors,
respectively, of The
voyage from San Francisco to Ja- Johnsonian and The
Winthrop Jourpan, one encounters one of the most nal, are in Charleston
PERSONAL
flourishing associations in Honolulu. ance upon the sessions ofintheattend
South
| The Japanese were afraid for their
bridge to America, because of the Carolina Press Association. They
I "exclusion storm," but the bridgo*s were accompanied by Misses Bostill in good condition, and the Jap- nita Atkinson and Ansie Kirven, who
represent the respective
lanese and foreign secretaries dill likewise
publications. They returned to the
| work side by side in carrying on the college
tiiis morning.
Mrs. E. E. Carnes, of HarUville. sreat associational work, in spile of
spent Sunday with her daughter, the overcrowded conditions of the
Elizabeth.
buildings in which the work is car- The College Girl's Vocabulary
Glad to meet you.
Betty Arnold and Frances Jen- | ried on.
Tomorrow night—I guess so. See
nings have returned from a week- { Recently there lias been built a
you at nine.
end visit to their homes in Green- {bridge between China and Japan,
Let's go dance.
land also one between Japan and Iiowood.
I must go straight home.
I roa.
Mr. Frank George, of Lexington, | Miss Mcintosh closed wilh llie ap- . Well, just a little ride.
Please, let's go home.
was the guest of his daughter, Ruth, jpeal that all students pray for the
last Sunday at the college.
i strengthening of Iho AmericanNo—I'm not that kind of girl.
Good-night!
j.Japanese Bridge through underMrs. T. A. Murrah, of Union, vis- | standing.
ited her daughter, Dorothy, on SuitIrate Father: "Young man, have
day.
Talks In Cabinet
you ever kissed my daughter?"
The regular meeting of the Y. W. Eddie: "I really couldn't say, sir."
C. A. Cabinet was postponed from Irate Father: "What! you can'!
Tuesday until Thursday because of say?"
the talks whi-h Miss Mcintosh was Kddie: "No, sir, you see, sir, I
giving. On Tuesday afternoon, her promised her I wouldn't tell."
subject was 'Conditions in the Cot
ton and Siik Factories of Japan," "And so you want ten cents' worth
Helen GrilTln went to Chester Sun- and she gave a very vivid and in of dog bones, sonny?" remarked the
day. lo visit her sister, Mrs. Claude leresting picture of the industrial butcher.
Clutz.
girls, which led to a more complete "Yes, sir, and please givo me some
Mrs. J. V. DodenholT, of Green- understanding of their problems. with more meat on 'em this time.
ville, spent Sunday with her daugh - On Thursday afternon.i Miss Mc- Pop couldn't git a good mouthful off
intosh talked to the Cabinet, after the last bunch."
ter, Adeline.
which a social hour was eujoyed.
j On Sunday Adelaide Fewell was
Diner—Two eggs poached medium i
[the guest of her aunl, Mrs. Strick- Her father owns the service sta- 'oft. buttered toast not too hard.!
land, in Chester.
tion, and she sure knows her oil.— jnlTee not too much cream in it.
Spartan
Spanker.
Waiter—Yes,
sir. Would you like I
Mrs. Whelsell has relurned toiler
my special design on the dishes? ,
home in St. George, after spending
a few days wilji her daughter, Eli? - There is only one man more annoying than the person who I in ns A revue producer recently tiled
abelli Whelsell.
off the lights at a party, and thai petition for bankruptcy. It appears
is the one who turns them on again. that lie hadn't a leg lo stand on.
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A n e w P a t e n t O x f o r d with spike heel, plain
toe, g u n m e t a l t r i m m i n g a n d three-eyelet
tie, f o r
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g u n m e t a l t r i m m i n g a n d six
nifty-looking shoe, for
cut-outs; a
$3.95
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"I Sell It
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Mrs. Bishop, of Laurens, visited
Harriet Bishop at the college Sunday.
"I Apply It"
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A magazine
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THE PAINT MAN
Out "I want
Paints, Oils-, Varnishes
Record Place
Phone 221
Rock Hill, S. C.
Can You Keep a
Secret?
Fine!
B u t T h i s Is N o Secret
Beginning Friday, we are featuring a special stock r e d u c t i o n sale. T h e e x t r a o r d i n a r y
price revisions engendered by this sale will
affect not only the staple merchandise, but
a l s o i t e m s w h i c h s h o u l d b e of g r e a t i n t e r e s t
to you, n a m e l y :
body else has been trying lo hit for
monllis without succeeding. —
Scream.
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Rejected Suitor (despondenl'y): ]
CAN YOU IMAGINE—
"Brilliant fellow, isn't he?"
Yes, sho gave me the air and since |
"Yes, ho's got a bright head. Won- then I've been going straight to hell!
in knickers?
Tom'
der what he uses on it?"
Aliss Malchus riding a bicycle?
Kind Friend: Tough, old man I 1 j
Maggie" sleeping in chapel?
Crack: There goes one of those wish that I might help you.
Mrs. Bartlett in high heels?
crowbar girls.
What is this car Cognito, mat the !
Dean Scudder with a boyish bob?
Pot: Whatcha mean, crowbar prince travels in?
Why the Battle of Brandywine was
j girls?
fought, since Prohibition was not
Crack: Her face is nothing lo
'Isn't it dangerous to be a night I
then in effect?
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about, and she won't bar any- policeman?"
\nybody being foolish enough to
; thing.
Fundi"—"Oh, no. When I see
read this junk?
Disgruntled Customer: "Say, wait - "Does she believe in advertising?" anybody who looks like a criminal I
I CAN'T I
pretend to be asleep."
r, this steak tasted like leather.'-'
MICKEY POLIAKOFF.
"Why, she's oven got a label on
Brilliant Waiter: "Gee, that's ; her ccat—'guaranteed fast'."
She: Give a sentence with the
tough."
He Was So Dumb H e word justice.
Bought life savers for the sinking "Only the brave deserve the fair," Jack: Have you heard the new
: I'd justice soon kiss you a.i
:Swan Song?
fund.
not.
remarked the school boy as he
Bought wooden legs for the table of played hookey to attend the county , Will: Why, no!
Jack:
Ha,
that's
swan
on
you.—
Berry:
"Back again? How did
contents.
exhibitions.
Virginia Reel.
you find the folks at home?"
Got suit cases for the leaving trees.
Smith: "No trouble at all; I knew
Frosh: "Are they very strict at "I hear you are out for track."
Got tickets for the play on words.
where Ihey lived."
Cornell?"
Subscribed for the term paper.
"Yep, getting prepared for being
Bought tooth brushes for the teeth Soph: "Are they? Well, when a run out of school."
She: "Do you college boys waste
man dies during a lecture they prop
of the gale.
much time?"
him
up
in
the
seat
until
the
end
of
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We
never
yet
heard
of
an
absentGot new drawers for the bureau of
He: "Oh, no; most girls are rea] minded professor who forgot to sonable."
information.
—Ollapod. the hour."
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Hunk anyone.
"A Definition of n Kiss
The thrill of a life time: "The
A kiss is a pronoun because it al- j Prof: Who invented the hole in
ways stands for something. It is j the doughnut?
masculine -and feminine gender," Frosh: Oh, some fresh air fiend, "How is it I never see you in
church any more?"
• Fresh, sweet Florida Oranges, J therefore it is common. It is a-|l suppose."
"Maybe it's because I ain't there."
• SI per box of three hundred, , conjunction because it connects. II ( , e o u t h 18
it around —Briscoe.
* lar^e size. Sound fruit and | is a verb because it signifies an act.! l l , a t" h >s b o s s l aspreading
st
was so
• satisfaction guaranteed or I It is plural in number because it li hl l h' a t f s a i d summer
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l|p h
"Out."
« was docked, and if he was
5 charges. A box of these makes | apposition with a hjg; or at least .1
a an appreciated Christmas gift. • is sure to follow. A kiss may be'^rly elhe had lo pay rent.-Carneg.e "With my dress?"
"No, with your old man."
conjugated
but
never
declined.—The
P"PP
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Father: Your new little brother He—Is Amy bashful?
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just
arrived.
Ray—I'll say she is. You should
Old
Gentleman
"What's
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Very Modern Child: Where did have seen her blush when I adter, little boy, ai you lost
I might !,u>como from?
mired her parasol.
Little Boy:
have known better'n .to come „l | Father: From a far-away coun- Nowadays a man doesn't give his
always losing try.
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i V. M. C.: Another damned alien. name to the girl when he gels mar• burned Saturday night. We
ried. She just borrows it for a lit| Quick and Dirty: I ordered straw- tle while.
J arc temporarily located on
Woodman, cut that tree;
berry shortcake. Where are the
Spare not a single bough.
• Trade Street. Come lo see us,
She—Should evening dresses lie • •
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strawberries?
I carvcd a name upon it.
J we have a complete new
Just Dirty: Thai's what it's short worn at bridge parties?
But I love another now.
He—No. in playing bridge it's only i
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'of.
—Nebraska Agwan.
necessary to show your hand.
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Believe me, if all those cosmetinal ! Newly married: I'd like lo see your Jack and Jill went up the hill
! stockings—
charms.
At 60 miles or belter;
Which I gaze on so sweetly to- | Sweet young clerk: SirA cop unkind
Newly married: That are on sale.
night,
Was right behind—
Were lo fade by tomorrow and fleo Sweet young clerk: Tainly.— They're seeking tail by letter.
Colgate Banter.
from my sight,
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That you'd washed your face.
Suggestion for any male who
a college town?"
would like some famous actress lo
First Cat: I'd give my life for "Well, I don't know how far, but love him—call on her aud take your
it certainly goes fast."—Wisconsin
you, dear.
pipe along.
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Seoond Cat: Cheap-skate. Nine Octopus.
or nothing.
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Hock Hill, S. C.
Hershey's Kisses
Milk Chocolate Bar
5o
Almond Chocolate Bar
5c
It's the quality of the chocolate that counts. Get them at
the cafeteria.
Sold by
City Wholesale
Grocery Cor.ipany
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P h o n e 191
he old-fashioned bandit recorded his killings by cutting notches in
his gun; the modern gunman keeps
a newspaper file.—Life.
Yep, I've read all of this guy
Milton's poelry, unless he's writ
ome lately," remarked the plowhand.
Why, Milton's immortal," said the
farmer's daughter.
"I didn't see anything bad in his
works," was the reply.
There was a young flapper named
Jean,
Whose Charleston was wicked and
mean;
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She could step, she could dance
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In the arms of a wicked old dean.
—Goblin.
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Jewelry Release
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Three Flowers Vanishing Cream...
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Three Flowers Compacts
$1.50
Three Flowers Toilet Water
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Three Flowers Perfume
$1.00
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Phone 609
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Banks, Brazil &
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DIXIE OIL COMPANY
Marketers of lUgh-Grade
Petroleum Products
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Operating Dixie Filling Sta- •
JEWELRY STORE S
lion, Black Street Filling Sta- ™
lion. Palmetto Filling Station, ;
M. & K. Service Station. Your
Jewelers a n d Silver- •
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will hardly tax y o u r puree.
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RATTERREE DRUG COMPANY
T h e o p e r a t i n g c a p i t a l , o r n e t w o r t h of t h e
National U n i o n Bank, a n d its allied institution, the First Trust and Realty Company,
At Oar VANITY FAIR Silk Underwear
To Our Prices
AND YOU WILL
Eat with relish
Sleep in peace and
Be Merry indeed!
Here's a wonder,
Here's a bargainl
"Where, where, where?
The Ladies Shop, the Ladies Shop,
There, there, therel
•Yes—by thunder—
TIs no blunder,
We have the hosel
Ony* Pointex—
In all respects,
The best the market shows.
THE LADIES SHOP
S. MYERSON, Proprietor
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Princess P a t Rouge, Lipstick, Face P o w d e r
At Oar Store
Look
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If I t ' s N e w , W e H a v e I t
C o m p l e t e L i n e of
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Three Flowers Cleansing C r e a m . . .
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Visitor lo guide in an insane asylum: And who is that poor wretch
who keeps moving both arms around B
in a circle like a windmill?
Guide: He's the absent-minded
prof who tried to set his watch by =
the hands of an elevator dial.—
Northwestern Purple Parrot.
He: I wouldn't wire home for
money. Why don't you write?
Oilier He: You can't send a Id• ler collect.
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Three Flowers Face Powder
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Coty's Perfume
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Coty's Rouge
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