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on the cover : 8 • Tour of Gardens 9 • Great Galena Balloon Race 10 • Fireworks on the River 24 • Fazoli’s 24 • Summer Wedding Secrets issue #215 • june 19 - july 2, 2014 4 8 8 9 10 13 14 15 16 18 20 21 22 community events tour of gardens dubuque... and all that jazz great galena balloon race fireworks on the river area independence day events premier bank arts calendar movies budweiser nightlife local live music uwp heartland festival mississippi moon bar fazoli’s 365ink production staff 24 27 28 29 30 30 31 31 32 32 33 34 35 summer wedding secrets arts sustainability do it yourself advice from sara library events gran fondo hy-vee health market mattitude bob’s book reviews crossword puzzle pam kress-dunn advice from erma gerd dr. mccracken’s horrorscope 365ink contributing writers { bryce parks } bryce@dubuque365.com Publisher, Everything Else { matt booth } Mattitude matt@mattbooth.com { mike ironside } mike@dubuque365.com Feature Writer, Photography { pam kress-dunn } Feature Writer pam2617@yahoo.com { kristina nesteby } kristina@dubuque365.com Ad Designer { bob gelms } Bob’s Book Reviews rpjjg007@gmail.com 365ink advertising staff { lisa stevenson } 563-580-1691 lisa@dubuque365.com { kelli kerrigan } 563-581-7014 kelli@dubuque365.com { rich belmont } Argosy’s Food For Thought argomark@mchsi.com { sara carpenter } Do it Yourself Advice sara.selchert@stevesace.com { ryan werner } Dr. McCracken special thanks to: Brad Parks, Margie Blair, Chris Wand, Neil Stockel, Ron Kirchhoff, Fran Parks, Christy Monk, Julie Steffen, Kay Kluseman, Ralph Kluseman, Ron & Jennifer Tigges, bacon, Steven Schleuning , Mark Dierker, Julie Griffin, Dave Haas, Tim Brechlin, Julien’s Journal, Roy & Deb Buol, Gen. Bob Felderman and all of our 365 friends and advertisers. { dubuque365 / 365ink } 432 Bluff Street, Dubuque, IA, 52001 dubuque365.com | 563-588-4365 All contents © 2014, Community, Incorporated. All rights reserved. All bacon served crispy. 2 { june 19 - july 2, 2014 } 365ink Magazine | issue #215 Where’s Wando We’ve hidden Wando somewhere in this issue of 365ink. Can you find him? www.Dubuque365.com { bryce’s inkubator } Last weekend was pretty big the for Dubuque area with two huge entertainment and media events converging to create one massive descending of the national media spotlight on our little corner of the Mississippi River. Kevin Costner rolled into town, again, to celebrate the 25th Anniversary of the modern cinematic classic, Field of Dreams, filmed right here and in Dyersville, IA. While he was here he brought his band, Modern West, to play middle headliner for Saturday night’s America’s River Festival, sandwiched in between the Gin Blossoms and Joan Jett. i know a girl with many gifts, spatial relation not being one of them. area… and me. So that was pretty interesting. Back to the part about being bigger than yourself. After about a half hour ,we’d see it all, but just then, some wonderfully horrible woman pointed at us like lepers in swimming pool and started ranting about how we can’t be in here. Naturally I thought, well then you should not have come and got me and brought me here. But she clearly loved being part of the “better half.” Of course, she was not part of the better half, she was just the hired help the better half employs to be generally horrible for them. I actually managed to hit both events this time around. There’s usually so much going on you just can’t do it all, but I feel like we kind of touched all the bases this time. After work on Friday we headed out to Dyersville later than we had planned. After last time Costner came, I thought we’d get no closer than the Dyersville city limits. But we actually got right in, even after 5 p.m. I guess press credential pay off because they ushered us right up front. I think I parked a nine iron away from home plate on the field. Nice! In fact, the whole event never had a feeling of urgency or pressure or overcrowding. It was simply pleasant everywhere you turned. Friday night’s Q&A with the stars of the movie hosted by Bob Costas was pretty cool as was the showing of the film on the field at the end of the evening. It felt like you were definitely part of something bigger than yourself. Speaking of being bigger than yourself, there was one time in the early evening when we (media) were ushered behind the house by security of some kind and suddenly found ourselves in the middle of a VIP party under a big tent where the food was decidedly higher-brow than the burgers and hot dogs on the field. So was the company. Bob Costas, Timothy Busfield and others from the film’s making were rubbing shoulders with the, well, elite I guess, of the greater Dubuque metro www.Dubuque365.com We didn’t care. We had already met the people we were not good enough to meet and took the pictures that we were not supposed to take and put them on Facebook, so screw you lady. Even when we were 50 yards from the tent, she came a skittering over because we were not high tailing fast enough. Some people are so sad. I guess putting the event on the cover of my 10,000 papers was good enough for a decent parking spot, but I’m still not welcome near the shrimp cocktail, pretzel buns or movie stars. Anyway, it was funny so I thought I’d share, but the event itself really was quite wonderful and a real feather in the cap of that community and Iowa as a whole. Saturday night at America’s River Festival was hoppin’! I think I saw about 3,000 people I knew and everyone was having a great time. It was cool to see Costner’s band on stage, but I didn’t find them very exciting. Still, I guess we can all check that off our list of things to see. People were definitely pumped about Joan Jett. I had met her about 8 years prior when she played outside next to the Diamond Jo Casino when it was still on the boat. She was awesome then and still is. But this time there were about 20x more people on site. So good for Joan and the Convention and Visitors Bureau who seem to have dialed this event in very nicely. They got rid of the fluff and focused on the music. I really liked the layout and having the food and beer all inside the music area. Well done kids. Like the Field of Dreams event the night before, another big night for Dubuque, the coolest little city in the heartland. 365ink Magazine | issue #215 { june 19 - july 2, 2014 } 3 { tri-state events } that art would look better with about a few yards of red mulch! Thursday in a beautiful setting at Eagle Point Park. TSWS will play pieces from symphonic repertoire, easy listening, and a few rousing marches. Every other Thursday, TSWS hosts other musical guests, including Bob Demaree and the Dubuque Chorale (June 5) and the Timber City Band (June 19). The concert series is free with park admission. Bring your lawn chairs and a picnic. For more information, visit www.tsws.org. Art on the River Opening Reception Thursday, June 19, 5 p.m. Grand River Center Ten new works of outdoor sculpture are now being installed in front of the Grand River Center and along the Mississippi Riverwalk at the Port of Dubuque with a free opening event celebration scheduled for 5:00 p.m. at the Grand River Center on Thursday, June 19. The exhibit is free, can be viewed sunrise to sunset yearround, and is accessible. To vote for your favorite, go to www.cityofdubuque.org/ artontheriver2013. Jackson County Pro Rodeo Thursday-Saturday, June 19-21 Bellevue Horsemen’s Club 25125 297th Ave. Opening at 5:00 p.m. daily, enjoy fastpaced horse and bull riding, barrel racing, kids’ games, food, music, mechanical bulls, and more. Events will be held rain or shine. Visit www.bellevuerodeo.com. XANADU Thursday-Saturday, June 19-21, 7 p.m. Alumni Courtyard, University of DBQ This musical follows the journey of a magical and beautiful Greek muse, who descends from the heavens to California in 1980 to inspire the greatest artistic creation of all time – the first roller disco! Admission is free; freewill donations accepted. Bring your blankets and lawn chairs. Visit www.risingstartheatrecompany.com. Tri-State Wind Symphony Thursdays, June 19, & 26, 7:30 PM Eagle Point Park Band Shell 2901 Shiras Ave. The Tri-State Wind Symphony returns for a new season of evening concerts every 4 { june 19 - july 2, 2014 } 365ink Magazine | issue #215 365ink Lunchtime Jams! The celebration of summer, food, and music known as our own 365ink Lunchtime Jam returns to the Town Clock for it’s 12th Season! Hosted by your own 365 crew and sponsored by Prudential Financial and Carlos O’Kelly’s, Lunchtime Jams feature laid-back lunchtime performances by great local acoustic musicians in shady Town Clock Plaza every Friday around lunchtime (weather permitting). Lunchtime Jams also features great from Carlos O’Kelly’s with many more fantastic dining options in the immediate area. We may take August off from the jams this year as it gets so darned hot out there, but we’re not sure it’s EVER going to get hot this year. Jams are planned to run www.Dubuque365.com { tri-state events } no peaches allowed at herb fest... restraining order. through the first Friday in September. Upcoming Performers include… June 20 – JJ Schmitz June 27 – Melanie Devaney July 4 – No Jam July 11 – John Moran July 18 – Maureen Kilgore July 25 – Roy Schroedl Great Galena Balloon Race front south of Lock 12. Admission is free. Visit www.skibellevue.com. Friday-Sunday, June 20-22 Eagle Ridge Resort & Spa 444 Eagle Ridge Dr., Galena, IL See page 9! Oliver June 20 - 29 The Grand Opera House One of Broadway’s most beloved family shows, returns to the Grand stage June 20-29, 2014. See Page 27 for details! Log Jam Sat & Sun, June 21 & 22, 9 a.m. - 6 p.m. National Mississippi River Museum During regular museum hours, experience thrilling lumberjack shows, demonstrations, a hearty lumberjack breakfast, children’s programs, crafts, tool displays, and much more. This special event celebrates the logging and timber industry that was so important along the Mississippi River. Regular museum admission is required. For more information, visit www.rivermuseum.com. DBQ Farmers’ Market Herbfest 2014 Market season kicks off with starter plants, fresh spring produce, baked goods, meat, cheese, wine, hand made crafts and jewelry, and MORE... like Adobo’s breakfast burritos and East Mill English muffins! Check out the brand new online interactive map of our vendors, with weekly drill-down capabilities: http://maps.managemymarket.com/1426 Jointly hosted by the Dubuque Arboretum and Botanical Gardens and The Herb Society of Dubuque, will be held Sunday, June 22, from 10:00 a.m. until 2:00 p.m. at the Arboretum, Marshall Park, 3800 Arboretum Drive, Dubuque. The event is open to the public and free. This year, The Herb Society is offering special activities for children and adults. Saturdays, 7 a.m. - 12 p.m. Iowa Street between 13th & 10th St. Ski Bellevue Waterski Show Saturday, June 21, 4 p.m. Riverview St., Bellevue, IA Watch pyramids, jumping, strap doubles, ballet line, and many more acts on the river www.Dubuque365.com Sunday, June 22, 10 a.m. - 2 p.m. Dubuque Arboretum Hosted Herb Garden Tours take place from 10 a.m. - Noon, featuring fun facts and useful information about the plants we grow in the formal Herb Garden. Nearly all day you can enjoy Tasty Tidbits on the Porch. Tickle your taste buds with herbal foods prepared 365ink Magazine | issue #215 { june 19 - july 2, 2014 } 5 { tri-state events } nothing gets a band motivated like booking gigs before you know any songs. by members of The Herb Society. The silent auction and handcrafted herbal items sale in McKay Plaza provides a chance to bid on beautiful baskets; plants, vinegars, jellies, lavender, skin creams and more for sale is open from 10 a.m. - 1:30 p.m. At noon, an adult workshop, “Celebrating Artemisia” in the Garden Room will feature an herbal wreath demonstration and making natural moth bags. And to wrap things up from 1-2 p.m.(or while supplies last) a kid’s workshop, “Flower and Herb Pounding”, features creating pictures, notecards, and bookmarks. Children must be accompanied by an adult. Summer Jam Sunday, June 22 Dubuque Driving Range, 10740 U.S. 52 Enjoy the fourth annual Summer Jam with live bands performing outside. There will also be food, beverages and lots of fun. Best of all, there is no cover. Bring your lawn chairs to enjoy. Whispurring Hope Animal Rescue Fundraiser with live music, tasty food, and cold drinks on the patio. Drive, walk, bike, or boat up to the best scene in the summertime. Visit www.rivermuseum.com. Music in the Gardens Sundays, June 22 & 29, 6:30 p.m. Dubuque Arboretum The free summer Music in the Gardens concert series returns with a wide variety of family-friendly music in a beautiful surrounding. The series is sponsored by the Dubuque Arts Council and a variety of area businesses and organizations. Bring lawn chairs or blankets and your own picnic and refreshments. This month’s lineup includes the Jim Butsa Band (June 1), Ken Killian’s Classic Big Band (June 8), The Brews Brothers (June 15), Hunter Fuerste’s American Vintage Orchestra (June 22), and the Dubuque Symphony Orchestra (June 29). For more information, visit www.dbqartscouncil.org or www.dubuquearboretum.com. Sunday, June 22, 12:30 - 4:30 p.m. Denny’s Lux Club This fundraiser for the new Whispurring Hope Animal Rescue includes a vendor show featuring all of your favorite lines plus a silent auction and raffle, bake sale, face painting and live music by Mike Duve. Donations will be accepted at the door and items of need include cat litter, paper towels, garbage bags and gift cards. Big Wheel 500 Wednesday, June 25, 6:30 p.m. Allison-Henderson Park, 1500 Loras Blvd. Youth ages 3-8 are invited to race Big Wheels, similar riding toys, and bikes in the inner rink at the park. Bikes will race separately. Ribbons will be awarded to all who participate. For more information, visit www.cityofdubuque.org. Rock the Dock Cultural Expressions: Open Mic (Note new show date and time!) The popular free summer concert series returns for 2014! Kick off the Log Jam weekend The Multicultural Family Center and Nash Gallery host an open mic night for individuals 16 and older the last Wednesday of every month. Call the MFC to register at (563) 582-3681. Sunday, June 22, 2-5 p.m. Mississippi Plaza National Mississippi River Museum 350 E. 3rd St., Dubuque 6 { june 19 - july 2, 2014 } 365ink Magazine | issue #215 Wednesday, June 25, 7-9 p.m. Nash Gallery, 371 Bluff St. (above Monk’s) www.Dubuque365.com { tri-state events } Riverview Center’s Annual Dinner Thursday, June 26, 6 p.m. Hotel Julien Dubuque, 200 Main St. from now on, toes in the sand days will be mandatory. Monday-Friday, 12:00-2:30 p.m. or 90 minutes prior to the concert, or visit www.dbq.edu. Join the Riverview Center for an evening of entertainment, dinner, and unique live and silent auction items. Tickets are $100 per person or $1,000 table of 10. For more information, call Coral at (563) 557-0310. Kids’ Fishing Clinic & Derby Saturday, June 28, 9 a.m. Miller Riverview Park The City of Dubuque Recreation Division, DNR, Dubuque County Conservation Society, The Bait Shack, and Theisen’s, cosponsor a kids’ fishing clinic and derby for youth ages 5-14. Registration at 9:00 a.m. For more information, visit www. cityofdubuque.org. 34th Army Band Concert Sunday, June 29, 2 p.m. Heritage Center, University of DBQ The 34th Army Band presents a patriotic concert featuring “The Patriots” Drum and Fife Ensemble followed by the full 36-piece Concert Band, under the command and direction of CW2 Kent C. Wesselink and 1SG Brent T. Krumboltz. Admission is free admission. For tickets, call (563) 585-SHOW, visit the box office www.Dubuque365.com Rockin’ on the River July 5 & 11, 6-11 p.m. Cascade, IA Riverview Amphitheater, Enjoy great music at Rockin’ on the to St. Mark Youth Enrichment Center for their Apples for Students Program. People can RSVP on my Facebook page under events. It will be limited to 200 people at this point. Register at facebook.com/clarecaresdbq/events. Colts Music on the March River. All music events will have food vendors. Don’t forget to bring your cooler and lawn chairs. This month features David G Smith and Kevin Gordon on July 5th and the 5th Fret Big House Band on July 11th. Tuesday, July 8, 7 p.m. Dalzell Field, Dubuque Senior High School, 1800 Clarke Dr. Clare Cares Buddy Swim Saturday, July 5, 6:30-8:30 p.m. Flora Pool This Month’s Clare Cares buddy play date for kids is free for guests with one or all of the following items: a 4 pack of expo dry erase markers, a new calculator and/or a new backpack (without wheels). All will be donated Ghost Players at Field of Dreams Sundays, July 6 & 20, 1 p.m. 28995 Lansing Rd., Dyersville, IA See the famous Ghost Players perform their “Greatest Show on Dirt” and have a fun-filled family afternoon. For more information, visit www.dyersville.org. The Colts’ show has been a highlight on Dubuque’s summer calendar since 1963. Nine groups are scheduled to compete in this Drum Corps International summer tour event: Colts, Colt Cadets, The Cavaliers, Madison Scouts, Blue Stars, Troopers, Pioneer, Genesis, and Racine Scouts. Ticket costs range $15-$40. Tickets are available online and at the Colts office. For more information or tickets, call (563) 5824872 or visit www.colts.org. 365ink Magazine | issue #215 { june 19 - july 2, 2014 } 7 { tour of gardens / all that jazz } the tour of bathrooms is not really cool at all. Middle School Jazz Band before Orquesta Alto Maiz takes the stage. Tour of Gardens Saturday, June 28, 9 a.m. - 4 p.m. The Dubuque County Gardeners, Inc. once again sponsor a tour of six spectacular gardens. Tickets are $10, available at each garden the day of the tour. The event will be held rain or shine. Proceeds benefit the Dubuque County Master Gardeners Program. A “Caring for Roses” workshop will be given at Marlyn and Joyce Bausman’s garden at 10:00 a.m. and 1:00 p.m. and a “Small Container Vegetable Gardening” workshop will be given at John and Shirley Zurcher’s garden at 11:00 a.m. and 2:00 p.m.For more information, visit www.extension.iastate.edu/dubuque. Gardens on the tour include: “Boutique Garden”: 1717 Mt. Vernon Ct., Dubuque art add color, interest, and variety along the outside edges of this plush green lawn. Enjoy relaxing on the comfortable patio furniture under the lovely canopy. “Roses Galore and More” 2566 Rosewood Dr., Dubuque A row of roses will welcome you as you walk up the driveway. As you continue to the backyard, you will be greeted with a colorful array of more roses, vegetables, pear trees, berries, grapes, rhubarb, and asparagus. Approximately 100 roses are the main feature of this garden. “Backyard Garden Oasis” 3384 Arrowwood Ln., Dubuque Tucked away on a quiet street, this small backyard is a tranquil retreat. A mix of striking perennials, gorgeous annuals, and yard 8 { june 19 - july 2, 2014 } Dubuque Main Street and the Dubuque Jaycees will celebrate the opening night of the beloved free summer concert series, Dubuque… and All That Jazz!, under the Town Clock on June 20, 2014. Mark Your Calendars for the entire Dubuque…and All That Jazz! Summer 2014 Line Up: July 18: The Business August 15: 10 of Soul September 5: The Lonely Goats This 23rd annual community tradition will feature the one and only Salsa Band: Orquesta Alto Maiz! All concerts are held under the Town Clock on Friday evenings, from 5-9:30 p.m. Food and beverages begin at 5 p.m. “Backyard Haven” 620 Fremont Ave., Dubuque “Backyard Beauty” 2245 Suzanne Dr., Dubuque Friday, June 20, 5 - 9:30 p.m. Town Clock Plaza Relax under the pergola listening to the water as it makes its way down the magnificent three tiered limestone waterfall. A mixture of annuals and perennials provide an abundance of color along the waterfall and around the pergola. A small yard space is embraced by maximizing the impact through both meaningful plantings and garden accessories, from humble zinnias to galvanized buckets. See the amazing possibilities of a small back yard. Enjoy the serenity of a “park-like” haven in this backyard with a variety of annuals, perennials, and ornamental trees. There is a children’s garden with plants to touch and feel as well as a fairy garden. Relax in the swing under the arbor and listen to the sounds of the birds and the calming of a vanishing waterfall. Dubuque... and All That Jazz! Jazz! also means the chance to connect with fellow Dubuquers over delicious dinner options from local food vendors, in addition to ice-cold beer and Pepsi products served by the Dubuque Jaycees. This year’s selection of food vendors includes: Beauty & The Beef, Carlos O’Kellys, The Food Store, Freddie’s Popcorn, The Morning Weenie, Town Clock Inn, Watershed Café, and West Dubuque Tap. “Hakuna Matata” (“No Worries”) 3390 Arrowwood Ln., Dubuque From the limestone rock bubbler, whispering pines and roses in the front yard to the “in-the-wall” limestone waterfall around the back yard, let the sound of the water carry your worries away. A variety of coral bells, lilies, cone flowers, and hostas seem to sway to the calming sound of the water. Columbines, ferns, and grasses wave to the deer amongst the pines. The patio with fire pit is a perfect place to say “Hakuna Matata” at the end of a long day. 365ink Magazine | issue #215 On July 24, 1992, Jazz! debuted its first concert with “The Salsa Band” under the Town Clock. Even though a few of the faces have changed, the band will be back for an astounding 23rd year, with spicy Latin tunes and energetic jazz rhythms. Orquesta Alto Maiz samples a variety of Latin music styles including Mambo, Rumba, Samba, Calypso, Boleros, Cha Cha, Bembe, and Merengue, that guarantees to keep you dancing! June’s Dubuque… and All That Jazz! will also feature a special appearance by the Eleanor Roosevelt www.Dubuque365.com { great galena balloon race } lookin’ good leibfrieds! the weeks following the race. Every year the balloons are found in new, exciting places though not each balloon is found. Great Galena Balloon Race June 20-22 Eagle Ridge Resort & Spa, North Course Practice Range (444 Eagle Ridge Dr, Galena, IL) Head over to Eagle Ridge Resort & Spa in the Galena Territory for the 13th Annual Great Galena Balloon Race. Prepare yourself for three days of family (and adult) fun including tethered balloon rides, face painting, a collector car show, helium balloon launch, Ale Fest, Wine Flights, and of course, the balloon race! The Great Galena Balloon Race’s mission is to raise funds and awareness for juvenile diabetes. The proceeds from all purchases including but not limited to food and beverage purchases, ticketed events, and kids activities go to support the Juvenile Diabetes Research Foundation (JDRF) and scholarships for kids to attend Camp Hertko Hollow, a camp for children with diabetes located in Boone, Iowa. Over $90,000 has been raised for JDRF from the support of the Great Galena Balloon Race. The money has gone to finding a cure for juvenile diabetes, a disease that directly affects over 12,500 people in the tri-state area. Camp Hertko Hollow is dedicated to improving the lives of children who have diabetes. The goals at camp are: recreation, education, regulation and FUN! Campers enjoy the traditional camp activities while learning about living with diabetes. Meeting other youth and counselors who have diabetes is also a great benefit from the experience. Galena On The Fly Balloon Rides As always, admission is free. To get to the Great Galena Balloon Race, head down Highway 20 to Eagle Ridge Resort & Spa. Follow Eagle Ridge Drive to Thunder Bay Road. Turn left on Thunder Bay Road to the parking area. Then hang out and wait for the complimentary shuttle that will take you to the event site. For more information, visit GreatGalenaBalloonRace. com or call the Eagle Ridge Resort & Spa at 800-898-2269. Every Day Hitch a ride on a hot air balloon with Galena On The Fly. The rides begin on Friday, June 20 at 6 p.m. at the North Course Practice Range. The first few minutes of the flight are spent at tree-top level to give you a feel for what it’s like to be in a hot air balloon. Next, the balloon ascends up to 3,000 or 4,000 feet where it’s possible to see Iowa and Wisconsin as well as Illinois. Each ride will last about an hour. You can schedule your ride at BuyABalloonRide. com or call 815-777-2747. Schedule of Events Wine Flights Saturday, June 21 @ 5:30-8:30 p.m. Sponsored by Family Beer & Liquor Photo: Kate Lydon Ale Fest Friday, June 20 @ 6:30-9 p.m. Sponsored by Family Beer & Liquor Ale Fest will take place on Friday night from 6:30- 9 p.m. and features over 100 of the finest craft beers for you to sample. You will receive a tasting glass and guide to help you find your way under the big tent. Tickets are available for $25 at Family Beer & Liquor, Eagle Ridge Resort & Spa or you can email info@greatgalenaballoonrace.com. You must be 21 years of age to attend. Please sample responsibly. Discover nearly 100 varieties of wine during Wine Flights on Saturday night from 5:30-8:30 p.m. under the big tent. Keep your tasting glass and guide while you sample wines and watch dozens of hot air balloons during the Balloon Race. Tickets are available for $25 at Family Beer & Liquor, Eagle Ridge Resort & Spa or you can email info@greatgalenaballoonrace. com. You must be 21 years of age to attend. Please sample responsibly. Friday, June 20 6 p.m. Balloon Launch Galena On The Fly kicks off the event 6-10 p.m. Event Activities • Tethered balloon rides • Kids events: face painting, inflatable bounce houses and obstacle course, balloons AND MORE! • Food & beverage concessions (no carry-ins please!) • 5:00 p.m. Live music, the Lonely Goats 6:30-9 p.m. Ale Fest 7:45 p.m. Camp Hertko Helium Balloon Launch 8:45 p.m. Night Glow Extravaganza Watch all the balloons light up the night sky Saturday, June 21 Camp Hertko Helium Balloon Launch Friday, June 20 and Saturday, June 21 @ 7:45 p.m. On Friday and Saturday nights, you can launch and track your very own biodegradable helium balloon. Each balloon is only $1 and is tagged so you can identify it on Great Galena Balloon Race website in Photo: Kate Lydon Balloon Race Saturday, June 21 / Sunday, June 22 Beginning Saturday morning at the “Crack of Dawn,” the hot air balloon pilots will launch and try to find a mark that’s hidden somewhere on the 6,800 acres of the Galena Territory. When it’s found, the pilot drops a weight as close to the target as possible to win the grand prize and www.Dubuque365.com bragging rights. Balloons will continue to find their target at 6 p.m. on Saturday during the Wine Flights and finally at Sunday’s “Crack of Dawn” race. 6 a.m. ‘Crack of Dawn’ Balloon Race Your first chance to see all of the balloons launch at this years event 5-10 p.m. Event Activities • Collectors car show • Tethered balloon rides • Kids events: face painting, bounce houses, balloons AND MORE! • Food & beverage concessions • 5 p.m., Live music, The Wundo Band 5:30-8:30 p.m. Wine Flights 6 p.m. The Great Galena Balloon Race 7:45 p.m. Camp Hertko Helium Balloon Launch 8:45 p.m. Night Glow Extravaganza Watch the balloons light up the night sky Sunday, June 22 6 a.m.’Crack of Dawn’ Balloon Race Last chance to see all the balloons launch until next year. 365ink Magazine | issue #215 { june 19 - july 2, 2014 } 9 { fireworks and air show on the river } i can totally do those barrely rolls on my flight simulator at home. here also on the ground for people to interact with and will have that at the Mall when we do our jump there on July 2 and of course down there at A.Y. McDonald Park on July 3 so that will be cool,” noted Mason. “We’re trying to round up different sponsorships to bring in different aircraft. We have some of the same coming back in. Mike Whiskus is always a crowd favorite with his (Lucas Oil) Pitts plane. Aerostars will be here. They’ll be doing their missing man formation for us along with an aerobatic display.” Dubuque Jaycees / Radio Dubuque Fireworks and Air Show Thursday, July 3 While the first “official” day of summer arrives just a couple days after this issue of 365ink hits the streets, with the arrival of warm weather, downtown festivals, and people pulling out grills and readying boats for the river, in the minds of most of our readers, summer is already here. Throw in the first big thunderstorm of the year and it’s a sure thing. But as summer signifiers go, there’s nothing like Independence Day celebrations to truly capture the spirit of summertime in America and as June begins drawing to a close we know that essential summer holiday is right around the corner. In Dubuque, we celebrate Independence Day in a big way, starting early to make the most of it. In fact, the Golden Knights Parachute Team will be making a precision jump demonstration in the Kennedy Mall parking lot as early as Wednesday, July 2. While the Mall event sets the celebration in motion, there’s nothing like the main event – the July 3 Fireworks and Air Show hosted by Radio Dubuque and the Dubuque Jaycees at A.Y. McDonald Park and along the riverfront near Lock and Dam 11. A local tradition, this patriotic celebration is witnessed by an estimated 250,000 people spreading out blankets and pulling up lawn chairs in the three states that overlook the spectacle on the river. In fact, the July 3 Radio Dubuque / 10 { june 19 - july 2, 2014 } Dubuque Jaycees Fireworks celebrates its 29th year in 2014. To find out what’s new this year, 365 sat down with one of the event’s main organizers and the man that coordinates the annual Air Show, Radio Dubuque’s Perry Mason, as well as KDTH radio host Michael Kaye, who creates the radio soundtrack which accompanies the fireworks show. “Well, what’s exciting this year is the sequestration was slightly lifted and the Thunderbirds and Blue Angels were allowed to fly and the Golden Knights were allowed to go back to jumping,” explained Mason. “When that was announced last year, the first show that the Golden Knights put in to come back to was Dubuque. So we’re very excited to have the Golden Knights back here. They’re a wonderful addition to the show.” In addition to the Golden Knights, the Army and other military branches will have interactive displays on site at A.Y. McDonald Park. “The Army will have another major asset 365ink Magazine | issue #215 Also on the evening’s schedule will be a swearing in ceremony for local military recruits, a moving and emotional event not only for relatives of those pledging to serve but for all in attendance. “That’s a neat opportunity for parents and family members to see their kids or grandkids or brothers or sisters sworn into the service,” remarked Mason. “Because that’s what this show is all about – to thank those who have given us the freedom we enjoy today.” Mason mentioned they are working on some other Air Show features yet to be announced. As entertaining as the Air Show always turns out to be, for many the headline act is the huge fireworks display itself. “The fireworks are going to be as good as ever,” stated Mason. “They’re always a crowd favorite. It’s one of the biggest shows in the upper Midwest. That hasn’t changed.” One aspect of the event that did change a few years back was moving Radio Dubuque’s base of operations from the former Bowling and Beyond parking lot to the City of Dubuque’s A.Y. McDonald Park. Mason notes that the change has been a good one, providing even better views of the air show and a clear, open space for the Golden Knights to parachute in. “It’s actually worked out better for us,” he said. Despite the adjustment, many groups have found their www.Dubuque365.com { fireworks and air show on the river } i’d skydive, but terminal velocity and fat guys don’t gel. included in the fireworks,” joked Kaye. “We did upset somebody a few years ago and they did come over to the tent a little mad because the ‘Ballad of the Green Berets’ wasn’t in there. There’s really not too much you can do about it after the show. Every year I always try to come up with a theme. Like last year was kind of a ‘home’-type thing, since we were trying to wrap up the wars and bring our men and women home. This year, it was kind of a tribute to those folks, not only those folks who are currently serving for our freedoms, but also those folks who have served, with the 70th anniversary of World War II. I was really trying to find some songs that would tug at the heartstrings.” favorite places from which to watch, returning to the same place year after year. “You know, over the course of years, people have their sites,” notes Mason. “They know where they’re going to go to watch the show. When we went down to the boat ramp the first time, of course we did displace a few people but I think they understood the reasoning and why we had to move and the safety concerns of the aircraft and the paratroopers so they were all very supportive of it. It’s just like working with all the boaters out on the river. They know the show; they know that they have to be south of the bridge or north of the dam and they cooperate because if they don’t, we don’t have a show. But they all cooperate so they all know where they’re going to go before and then after the airshow. So people have their places and after all these years, a lot of people have their festivities planned and where they’re going to go and all the house parties and the block parties so it’s a nice get-together.” Another feature of the fireworks experience that has become a longstanding tradition is the Radio Dubuque patriotic medley of songs played on-air to accompany the fireworks. For more than a dozen years KDTH radio host Michael Kaye has been the one to create the synchronized soundtrack. “Well, actually, I almost feel like I’d probably walk away with a black eye if there weren’t certain songs that were www.Dubuque365.com Kaye explained his process, which begins months before the actual show so that the fireworks crew can choreograph the show to the soundtrack. “A fireworks show is like a rollercoaster ride,” explained Kaye. “It’s supposed to have it’s highs and its lows and you’re supposed to go up quickly and go down quickly as well and when you’re dealing with 32 minutes of time, you have to take certain songs and shorten them and things like that so there’s a lot of editing work. To be quite honest with you, this is one of the most difficult ones that I’ve ever done. We had the fireworks people call, going, ‘Are you going to get us something?’ And this was the end of April and it still looked like a jigsaw puzzle on the computer screen. I gave my first draft to Mr. Parsley (Radio Dubuque owner Tom Parsley) and he came back and said, ‘Do it again. It’s not good enough.’” In the end both Kaye and his boss Tom Parsley were happy with the mix. “There are some songs that are going to really tug at the heartstrings for folks and really, it’s just a tribute to this country. I mean, what do we stand for? (It’s got) that ‘Don’t Tread On Me’ –type of thing. Don’t pick a fight with us because we are going to stand up. Just like we did 70 years ago, we’ll still stand up. If you’re going to start something, we’re going to finish it – that type of a thing. That’s what I was going for and there’re certain songs that were put into the mix this year that are right there. I used a song this year that always makes me cry and it’s toward the end and normally, it’s done with bagpipes. If you guys can’t figure out what I’m talking about at this point in time … I don’t like to reveal too much about what’s in here but everything just fit together.” In putting together the program each year, Kaye works with Parsley and the stations’ program directors to find songs being played on each of Radio Dubuque’s four stations (92.9 KAT-FM, 1370 KDTH, 97.3 The ROCK, and 101.1 FM The RIVER) to incorporate something new into the fireworks soundtrack that represents the wide variety of music played across the four formats. He admits that he doesn’t always find the right song to include each year, but he does try. Still, there are songs that everyone expects to hear. “You’ve got to have Lee Greenwood and ‘God Bless The USA,’” he admits, “but I believe we’ve found a song this year that is just as good. As a matter of fact, Mr. Parsley said, ‘That’s going to be in every year now.’ So we found another one that is one of those songs that once people hear it, if they listen to it, they’ll get it. Now I gave you a clue when I said ‘Don’t Tread On Me’ – that’s part of the lyrics of the song.” After all the work to find the songs and create the right sequence, Kaye’s biggest reward is to see it all come together live. “The best thing about doing the fireworks’ soundtrack is the fact that it’s something that I’ve worked on many, many months and it’s kind of like my baby,” he explains, “it’s my project and I actually get to sit onstage, I have one of the best seats in the house – sitting up onstage, looking out over the Mississippi River as these things go off to this soundtrack and I get to watch what Flash & Thunder does with something that I gave them a month and a half ago. Let’s see how they do this. It’s one of the biggest thrills that I have every single year and one of the coolest parts of my job that I get to see that play out in real time … as long as it doesn’t rain,” he adds, laughing, “and it is a lot of fun putting it together. It’s really all about this country and all about the people that make up this country and why we’re all Americans and how cool it is to be American. That’s what it’s supposed to celebrate.” 365ink Magazine | issue #215 { june 19 - july 2, 2014 } 11 { fireworks and air show tips } 365’s Tips for Enjoying the Show! (Trust us... we’ve been there every year for decades!) The Dubuque Jaycees / Radio Dubuque Fireworks and Air Show is a mammoth event. Air show pilots and military personnel estimate that people congregate within visual range of the river from all three states. With all of this excitement it is sometimes asked, “How do we get in and get out alive?” Fear not. After so many years, this event runs about as smoothly as any event this large can. The Dubuque police along with the Jaycees and other volunteers run a tight ship, parking and releasing thousands of cars within the span of just a couple of hours. Let us give you some advice on how you and your family and friends can best be a part of Dubuque’s biggest single annual event. This year the Jaycees will have three different parking areas priced at $5, $10, and $20, depending on how close you want to be to the action. Regardless of which you use, you can take pride knowing that money goes directly toward paying for next year’s Fireworks show. (Note: Paying to park in lots not operated by the Jaycees means your money is going into someone’s pocket and not back to the event. Please do your best to support the event by parking where your donation really makes a difference.) 4. Special needs parking – If you have disabled individuals in your party or potential medical emergencies such a pregnant women, you can request special parking areas from your Jaycees parking assistant. Just notify them of your situation and they will direct you to the proper area. just cuz it burns does not make it a firework! neighbors for the night. If you can’t get down to the main event site, there are other great places to watch the show from. Following are a few suggestions. • Eagle Point Park – This will be as full if not more so than the park and open lot areas below but there is a good reason – you are at eye-level with the fireworks. • Flood Wall – Thousands of Dubuquers line the Flood Wall with their blankets and lawn chairs to view the show. It is an easy walk from most any parking space. • On the River – Though boaters are prohibited from being on this stretch of the river during the Air Show, when it’s over the river is an amazing and unique place to experience the light show. It is also a beautiful sight from shore as hundreds of boats speckle lights across the mighty Mississippi. 1. Come early – Nothing can replace the old standby. Come down nice and early. There will be food. If you come before 7:00 p.m., you are pretty much guaranteed a decent parking spot. 2. Bring a radio and tune in – Even hours before the show, you will want to tune in one of the Radio Dubuque Stations, 92.9 KAT-FM, 1370 KDTH, 97.3 The ROCK, and 101.1 FM The RIVER. They will have continual updates from the show and great music all day long. Even if you are right there at the show, listening to the radio will give you insight to the details especially during the air show. And last but certainly not least, the most important reason to listen ... as always, the fireworks show is set to music. If you only see the explosions in the sky, then you are missing half the show. Tune it in and crank it up. Hearing radios around you in all directions tuned to the same music makes the show the best it can be. 3. Use the Jaycees Parking Areas – To avoid congestion and streamline parking efficiency, the Dubuque Jaycees carefully plan out large parking areas for the public. 12 { june 19 - july 2, 2014 } 5. How do you get a VIP Parking Permit? – Sorry, we can’t help you there unless you are a sponsor or you know the right people. But with the Jaycees new preferred parking in the former Bowling and Beyond lot, you can pony up the $20 for what is essentially the best parking you can buy. Still it will fill up quickly so refer back to point number 1. • The Bluffs – You are farther away and the party is not as big but the view is unobstructed. If you can find a seat somewhere that you are not unwelcome, pull up some sod and enjoy the show (and the easy exit afterwards). This works best if you can get yourself invited to the house of your friend who live on the bluff. 6. Get a good seat – You really can’t beat the view from right beneath the launch pad. A.Y. McDonald Park will be open to pedestrian traffic or the “preferred parking” in the lot at Bowling and Beyond is still a great area from which to watch. The Park always gets crowded but there always seems to be room for a few more so don’t be afraid of the crowd. We’ll make room for you. Just remember to respect your • Across the River – Many spectators enjoy the show from the Wisconsin side of the river. 365ink Magazine | issue #215 • Behind your car – Many of the parking spots are so good at the Fireworks that people decide to pop the trunk and make their camp right there in the parking lot. Easy access to the cooler and no carrying lots of stuff any distance. 7. BYOS – Bring your own seat. There is always room on the ground, but a couple hours on mother earth and you may wish you had brought a chair. No matter where you sit, you can most likely find room to set up a couple lawn chairs. And with all the bells and whistles that come on lawn chairs these days, you might be so comfortable that find it was an ever wiser decision than showing up early. 8. If you come hungry bring cash – There are always a great variety of food vendors at the Fireworks to serve your hunger needs. Rest assured that there is someone there just dying to keep you well fed. Carry-ins are welcome however, so if you prefer a cooler, you’re the boss. There are also glowropes for the kids and possibly other goods for sale. Don’t come with empty pockets if you want have a treat or leave with a souvenir. Buying food and goods at the Fireworks from official participating vendors supports local businesses and also supports the funding of Fireworks next year. 9. Getting out – Patience is a virtue. You managed to party for hours before the show. Why the big hurry to leave so fast? Considering there are thousands of cars packed at the end of Kerper Boulevard, it is really amazing just how fast and efficiently the Dubuque Police Department gets you out safely and on your way home. Within an hour of the event concluding you can easily be home watching Jimmy Fallon. For those who relax a while and have another soda and chat about how good the show was, there is virtually no wait at all when they decide to pack it up and head home. It is our suggestion that you do not plan on getting out immediately. Go in with this mindset and you’ll be quite at ease when the show is over. 10. Pick up after yourself – This is a volunteer-run event. All those people in orange vests are just citizens like you who have come down to have a good time. The better we do at putting our trash in the receptacles provided, respecting other people’s property, and obeying the law, the more fun we will all have and the more memorable the event will be for the city of Dubuque. Remember that people come from across the country to take part in the Dubuque Fireworks. You are a representative of our community. Do your part to make it a welcoming and enjoyable event for everyone you meet. www.Dubuque365.com { tri-state independence day events } i carry my own barbeque sauce, thank you very much! Heritage Day - Platteville, WI Friday, July 4, 9 a.m. - 6 p.m. Rollo Jamison Museum, 405 E. Main St. will be available for purchase. For more information, call (815) 238-4538 or visit www.KiwanisClubOfGalena.org. Platteville, WI Celebration East Dubuque Independence Day Celebration 50th Annual Ice Cream Social Bring your family and enjoy an evening of music by Miss Behavin’, inflatables, food, children’s games, and a fireworks display. For more information, visit www. cityofeastdubuque.com. The Dubuque County Historical Society will celebrate a milestone Fourth of July with the 50th annual ice cream social. At this time-honored celebration, visitors can tour the rooms of the stately Ham House, experience frontier life at the Arriandeau Log House and Humke One-Room School, listen to live music, participate in colonial activities, hear the thunder of cannonfire, and enjoy a day of patriotic family fun. This year’s celebration will include traditional cakes and ice cream treats as well as delicious picnic food favorites such as brats, hot dogs, delicious pulled pork, chips, soda, and lemonade for purchase. Live music, living history demonstrations including a Civil War musket and cannon firing, and several activities for children including Victorian games, crafts, and prizes will be featured. Participation is free; donations are accepted. For more information, visit www.rivermuseum.com. Saturday, June 28 Sinsinawa Ave., East Dubuque, IL Bellevue Heritage Days Thursday-Friday, July 3-4 In Bellevue, IA, celebrate the Independence Day holiday with two days of familyfriendly activities including carnival rides, a Queen Contest, dance, parade, petting zoo, a show by Ski Bellevue, vintage tractor, car, and motorcycle displays, and fireworks. The event features live music from the Dingleberries on the Thursday and a performance by Hypnotist Jim Wand on Friday. For more information, visit www.BellevueIA.com. Dyersville, Iowa Celebration Thursday, July 3, 6 p.m. Dyersville Commercial Club Park Festivities held and food and cold beverages will be served all evening. $12 ride tickets, good for all rides, will be available beginning at 5:00 p.m. Bingo will be held from 6:00-9:00 p.m. Music starts at 6:00 p.m. and square dancing starts at 6:30 p.m. Fireworks will be held at dusk; reserve stadium seats at American Trust & Savings Bank. For more information, visit www.dyersville.org. www.Dubuque365.com Friday, July 4, 11 a.m.- 4 p.m. Mathias Ham House 2241 Lincoln Ave., Dubuque Friday, July 4 At Legion Field, Pitt St., Platteville Day-long festivities include food, music, the Jaycees’ bean bag tournament and beer tent, and activities for the kids. At 10:00 a.m. at the Veterans Honor Roll Memorial, a special Fourth of July program will be held. For more information, visit www.platteville.com. Stockton, IL Celebration Friday, July 4, 8 a.m. Memorial Park, Stockton, IL Enjoy a day of fun for the entire family featuring a car show, arts and crafts, a threeon-three basketball tournament, food, live entertainment, family games and activities, and a beer tent. At dusk, the area’s oldest fireworks display will begin. For more information, visit www.stocktonil.com. Demonstrations, music, period children’s games, and food stands may be enjoyed by all. For more information, visit www.mining.jamison.museum. La Motte 4th of July Color Run/Walk Friday, July 4, 9 a.m. LaMotte Fire Station, La Motte The LaMotte Area Advancement is sponsoring a 5k Color Run/Walk. Runners and walkers of all ages and levels are invited to participate. Proceeds will go to community advancements. For more information, visit https://secure.getmeregistered.com/ get_information.php?event_id=11030. Stars & Stripes Celebration Saturday, July 5, 3 p.m. N. River Park Dr., Guttenberg, IA Enjoy children’s games and vendor stands. The day will include a watermelon eating contest, a DJ in the park from 3:00-9:00 p.m., and a parade begins at 7:00 p.m. A fireworks display will be held at dusk. For more information, email guttenberg@alpinecom.net. Galena, IL Parade & Fireworks Friday, July 4 The annual Independence Day event includes a community parade featuring floats, bands, marchers, and more. After the parade, enjoy live music with Dr. Mark and the Sutures at the Green St. Plaza until the fireworks begin. Food and beverages 365ink Magazine | issue #215 { june 19 - july 2, 2014 } 13 Edward S. Curtis and Thomas Moran Now-Monday, September 1 Dubuque Museum of Art Heartland Festival - Next to Normal June 18, 19, 21, 22, 25, 26, 28, and 29 University Wisconsin-Platteville, Center for the Arts Art of the River Opening Now-Monday, June 30 Riverwalk, Port of Dubuque Tri-State Wind Symphony Thursdays, June 19, and 26 @ 7:30 PM Eagle Point Park Band Shell (2901 Shiras Ave.) Alan Schoer Exhibit Now-Monday, June 30 Jitterz Coffee and Café XANADU June 19-21 @ 7 p.m. University of Dubuque, Alumni Courtyard Artist Call: “Psychedelia” Now-Tuesday, July 1 Nash Gallery (371 Bluff St.) Marcia Wegman: Midwest Landscapes Now-Sunday, July 13 Dubuque Museum of Art Art @ your library Show: Now-July 23 Carnegie-Stout Public Library Atmospheres: Cloudscapes and Calligraphy Now-Sunday, July 27 Gallery C (Schmid Innovation Ctr., 900 Jackson St) 9x9x3: New Visions Now-Sunday, August 3 Dubuque Museum of Art From the Permanent Collection: Ilze Siltumens-Holzer Now-Sunday, August 3 Dubuque Museum of Art 9th Annual Sinsinawa Dominican Heritage Exhibit Now-Friday, August 8 Sinsinawa Mound Center Art Gallery (585 County Rd. Z, Sinsinawa) Music in the Gardens Sundays: Now–August 24 Dubuque Arboretum • June 22: Hunter Fuerste’s American Vintage Orchestra • June 29: Dubuque Symphony Orchestra • July 6: Madison Brass Band • July 13: Denny Diamond • July 20: Endless Summer • July 27: Kids from Wisconsin 14 { june 19 - july 2, 2014 } “Motherhood Out Loud” June 19-28 @ 7:30 p.m. Alley Stage (18 Shake Rag St., Mineral Point) Lake Ripley: 1943 - Art Exhibition of Elizabeth Eagle Saturdays and Sundays, Now-August 6 @ Noon-4 PM Nash Gallery (371 Bluff St.) Iowa Army National Guard’s 34th Army Band Patriotic Concert Sunday, June 29 @ 2 p.m. Heritage Center (University of Dubuque) Heartland Festival Shrek, The Musical July 3, 5, 6, 9, 10, 12, 13, 16, 17, 19, and 20 Give My Regards to Broadway! July 6, 11, 13, 18, and 19 University Wisconsin-Platteville, Center for the Arts Colts Music on the March Tuesday, July 8 Senior High School, Dalzell Field Youth Drawing Mini Camp Gr. 6-8: Jul 7-11, 1 p.m., , Gr. 2-5: Jul 28-Aug 1, 10 a.m. Matter Creative Center (140 East 9th St, Dubuque) The Wedding Singer the Musical Comedy June 20-21 @ 7 p.m., June 22 @ 2 p.m. Bell Tower Theater Shrek the Musical July 9, 11-12, 16-19@ 7 p.m., July 11, 13, 19-20 @ 2 p.m. Bell Tower Theater Oliver June 20-21, 26-28 @ 7:30 p.m., June 22 and 29 @ 2 p.m. Grand Opera House (135 W. 8th St.) Midwest Woodlanders Gathering Rustic Arts and Nature Crafts Woodland Workshops July 10-13 Shake Rag Alley Center for the Arts, Mineral Point, WI) Hunter Fuerste and His American Vintage Orchestra Saturday, June 21 @ 6-8 p.m. Turner Hall (105 S. Bench St., Galena) Artists Take Over the Porch Saturdays, June 21, and 28 @ 11 a.m.-3 p.m. Outside the Lines Art Gallery (409 Bluff St.) Respect: A Musical Journey Of Woman Sunday, June 22 @ 2 p.m. Ohnward Fine Arts (1215 E. Platt St, Maquoketa) Youth LEGO Mini Camp Entering Grades K-3: June 23-27 @ 10 a.m. Entering Grades 4-7: June 23-27 @ 1 p.m. Matter Creative Center (140 East 9th St, Dubuque) Cultural Expressions: Open Mic Wednesdays: June 25, July 30 Nash Gallery (371 Bluff St.) 365ink Magazine | issue #215 Shullsburg Music in the Park Thursdays: July 10, 17, 24 31 @ 7-8:30 p.m. Badger Park (279 Estey Rd, Shullsburg) • Thursday, July 10 – The Wundos • Thursday, July 17 – Classical Blast • Thursday, July 24 – Takin’ The 5th Heartland Festival - Missoula Children’s Theatre: The Secret Garden July 11 and 12 University Wisconsin-Platteville, Center for the Arts The Producers A Musical by Mel Brooks July 25-26, 31 @ 7:30 p.m., June 27 @ 2 p.m. Grand Opera House See a full, updated list of arts events on Dubuque365.com or use the QR code here... www.Dubuque365.com { movies } someone needs to resurrect nora ephron. 555 JFK Road, Behind Kennedy Mall www.mindframetheaters.com coming to theaters : Movie Hotline: 563-582-4971 Now Showing @ MINDFRAME Friday, June 20 - Thursday, June 26 Transformers: Age of Extinction (NR) Thu: 9:15 PM Jersey Boys (R) Fri - Thu: (11:15 AM), (12:15), (2:00), (3:45), (4:50), 6:45, 7:25, 9:35 22 Jump Street (R) Fri - Thu: (11:30 AM), (2:20), (4:45), 7:45, 10:00 How to Train Your Dragon 2 (PG) Fri - Thu: (11:30 AM), (1:45), (4:05), 6:50, 9:10 Edge of Tomorrow (PG-13) Fri - Thu: (4:50), 10:05 The Fault in Our Stars (PG-13) Fri - Thu: (11:10 AM), (1:45), (4:25), 7:10, 9:45 Maleficent (PG) Fri - Wed: (11:45 AM), (2:10), (4:40), 7:00, 9:15 Thu: (11:45 AM), (2:10), (4:40), 7:00 Cats & Dogs (PG) Free Admission Mon - Thu: 9:00 AM Transformers: Age of Extinction (PG-13) (June 27) Beginning after an epic battle that left a great city torn, but with the world saved, “Transformers: Age of Extinction,” is Michael Bay’s fourth film in the franchise. A new cast of humans helps Optimus Prime and the Autobots rise to meet their most fearsome challenge yet. Begin Again (R) (June 27) From a chance encounter emerges a soul-stirring comedy about what happens when lost souls meet and make beautiful music together, set to the soundtrack of a summer in New York City. Deliver Us From Evil (R) (July 2) Based on the book, a New York police MOVIE BUZZ Adrien Brody and John Cusack will join Jackie Chan in the Daniel Lee-directed Dragon Blade. While the title sounds like a quickly-forgotten video game, this is a historical epic that sees Cusack and Brody playing Roman soldiers in 48 BCE. Jon M. Chu is reportedly the frontrunner to direct a sequel to Now You See Me. Chances are it will again involve Jesse Eisenberg and stage magic. As it turns out, that’s probably enough. Marvel star Tom Hiddleston will star and reportedly perform in I Saw the Light, a Marc Abraham film that will see Loki playing the late, great country music legend Hank Williams. Ryan Gosling and Russell Crowe are being eyed for The Nice Guys, a script Kiss Kiss Bang Bang wirter-director Shane Black wrote years ago with www.Dubuque365.com officer teams up with an unconventional priest as they begin investigating a series of disturbing crimes, combating demonic possessions in the city. Earth to Echo (PG) (July 2) Two days before a highway construction project forcees their families to move away and them to say goodbye, three friends team up with a classmate and begin an adventure to protect and help a small alien who has become stranded on Earth. Tammy (R) (July 2) Tammy is having a bad day. The bad news is she’s broke and without wheels. The worse news is her grandma riding shot gun is her only option—with a car, cash, and an itch to see Niagara Falls. Anthony Bagarozzi, and he wants ol’ Drive and Noah in the leads. Game of Thrones writer-producer Bryan Cogman will script a film based on the card game that Fox is hoping to turn into a Lord of the Rings-level franchise. Still unconfirmed but always assumed with Magic: The Gathering: a soundtrack of mid-to-late-’70s Rush. Answering why Ben Affleck was moping so hard beside his Batmobile, it’s being reported that Wonder Woman, Shazam, Sandman, Green Lantern and The Flash are all getting movies before Batman gets another solo project. Harrison Ford suffered an ankle injury on the set of the upcoming Star Wars film, caused by the door of the Millennium Falcon. Ford is now being tended at a local hospital, and shooting will continuing around him until he recuperates. 365ink Magazine | issue #215 { june 19 - july 2, 2014 } 15 { budweiser live music • june 19 - july 5 } TRI-STATE LIVE MUSIC Thursday, June 19 Friday, June 20 Just Cuz Tony Roma’s, 6 PM JJ Schmitz Lunchtime Jam, Town Clock, 12 PM Catfish and The Bottlemen, Amasa Hines, Outsides and Hailey Whitters, Codfish Hollow Barn, Maquoketa, 7 PM Orquesta Alto Maiz All That Jazz, Town Clock Plaza, 5 PM Andrew Houy Galena Brewing Co., 7:30 PM Andreas Transo Frank O’Dowd’s Pub, 7:30 PM Laura McDonald & Robert Tomaro Mississippi Moon Bar, 8 PM Kevin Beck & Johnnie Walker Mystique Casino, 8 PM Deuling Pianos Mississippi Moon Bar, 8 PM The Lonely Goats Great Galena Balloon Race, Galena Territories, 5:30 PM Jazz Night w/ ‘Round Midnight Trio Monk’s Kaffee Pub, 8 PM Andy Wilberding Stone Cliff Wine & Beer Bar, 7 PM Ethan Keller, The Cornerstone, 8 PM Geri X Grape Escape, 8 PM Denny Troy & Rick Hoffman Asbury Eagles Club, 7 PM Roy Schroedl Woodlands Lounge, Eagle Ridge, 8 PM King Peas in the Pod The Cornerstone, 8:30 PM Corey Jenny Perfect Pint, 7 PM Dick Prall & Band, Eric Pettit Lion Eronel, 9 PM Taste Like Chicken, Spirits, 8 PM The Matriarchs, Ryan Joseph Anderson, The Lift, 9 PM Gypsy Pistols Northside Bar, 9 PM Jane Rose & The Deadend Boys Sandy Hook Tavern, 10 PM Saturday, June 21 Abbey Edmonds New Diggings General Store, 2 PM The Resistors Council Hill Station, 3 PM The Wundo Band Great Galena Balloon Race, Galena Territories, 5 PM 16 { june 19 - july 2, 2014 } 365ink Magazine | issue #215 Hypnotist Jim Wand Mississippi Moon Bar, 7 PM Open Mic with Lenny Wayne The Cornerstone, 2 PM Ben & Andrew Riverboat Lounge, 7 PM Gregory James Stone Cliff Wine & Beer Bar, 7 PM Nutsy Turtle PromiseLand Winery, 2 PM Wednesday, June 25 Missbehavin’ Galena Brewing Co., 7:30 PM Marty Raymon Shark’s Roadhouse, 2 PM Acoustic Jam with Denny Garcia Midwest Music Makers Webcast The Cornerstone, 6:30 PM Andreas Transo Frank O’Dowd’s Pub, 7:30 PM Summer Jam Massey Road, 2 PM The Joie Wails Band, 3:45 PM Red & White, 5:30 PM Crossroads, 7:15 PM Gladdy & The Tramps, 9 PM Dubuque Driving Range Salute to the Stars: Lou Nelson as Tom Jones Mystique Casino, 8 PM Roy Schroedl Woodlands Lounge, Eagle Ridge, 8 PM The Lonely Goats Grape Escape, 8 PM The Commons Collective The Cornerstone, 8 PM Andy Wilberding Mississippi Moon Bar, 9 PM DJ Jevity, Mister Whiskerz Eronel, 9 PM Rass Kass, Casethejoint The Lift, 9 PM Becky McMahon, Spirits, 9 PM High Noon, Nothside Bar, 9 PM Ignighter, Shenanigans Pub, 9 PM Crude But Effective County Line, Zwingle, 9 PM Jason Carl & The Whole Damn Band Sandy Hook Tavern, 10 PM Sunday, June 22 Open Mic with Scott Rische Grape Escape, 12 PM Nate Jenkins Riverboat Lounge, 7 PM Laughing Moon Comedy Kent Rader, Mississippi Moon Bar, 8 PM Thursday, June 26 Dan & Cindy Caraway Stone Cliff Wine and Beer Bar, 3 PM Null & Void, Tony Roma’s, 6 PM Red & White, Northside Bar, 3 PM Aquatic Hitchhikers Platteville Music in the Park, 6 PM Bob Dorr Duo, Tabor Winery, 3 PM The Wundo Band Council Hill Station, 3 PM Country on the River Singing Challenge Mississippi Moon Bar, 8 PM Frank Busch & Friends New Diggings Gen. Store, 3:30 PM Jazz Night w/ ‘Round Midnight Trio Monk’s Kaffee Pub, 8 PM Mick Staebell Sunset Ridge Winery, 4 PM Jason Ray Brown Timber Lanes, Maquoketa, 8 PM Corey Jenny Doolittle’s, Lancaster, 4:30 PM April Fools Band The Cornerstone, 8:30 PM Americana Band Dixieland Sunday River’s Edge Plaza, 5 PM The Tillers, Joseph Huber Eronel, 9 PM Framing The Red Sandy Hook Tavern, 5 PM Friday, June 27 Melanie Devaney Lunchtime Jam, 12 PM The Wundo Band Council Hill Station, 5 PM Music in the Gardens Hunter Fuerste’s Am. Vintage Orch. Dubuque Arboretum, 6:30 PM Miss Kitty Quiz Show Grape Escape, 8 PM Sunshine WigWam, Hazel Green, 1 PM Tuesday, June 24 Becky McMahon & Stone Rock the Dock, River Museum, 2 PM Kevin Beck & Johnnie Walker Tony Roma’s, 6 PM Brown Bottle Bandits Courtside, 5:30 PM Ruby Blonde @ Bike Night Dubuque Harley-Davidson, 6 PM Sunshine Poopy’s, Savanna, 6 PM Open Mic with Becky McMahon Stone Cliff Wine & Beer Bar, 7 PM www.Dubuque365.com { budweiser live music • june 19 - july 5 } King of Kings Contest: A Tribute to Elvis Mississippi Moon Bar, 7 PM Missbehavin’ East Dubuque Independence Day Sinsinawa Ave, 5 PM Mostly Water Galena Brewing Co., 7:30 PM Megan Davis Stone Cliff Wine & Beer Bar, 7 PM Ian Gould Frank O’Dowd’s Pub, 7:30 PM Zero 2 Sixty Silver Eagle Event Center, 7 PM Boys Night Out, Spirits, 8 PM Country Tradition Mooney Hollow Barn, 7 PM Tony Walker, The Yardarm, 8 PM Hard Salami, Trackside, 8 PM Derty Rice Galena Brewing Co., 7:30 PM Justin Morrissey Grape Escape, 8 PM Ian Gould Frank O’Dowd’s Pub, 7:30 PM Steve Grismore Jazz Band The Cornerstone, 8 PM Bojangles Presents: Silver Wings Mystique Casino, 8 PM The Wells Division, Cranes/Vultures Eronel, 9 PM Red & White, The Cornerstone, 8 PM Motoboat, Northside Bar, 9 PM Hot Mess, Georgie’s Skyline, 9 PM Eugene Smiles Project Sandy Hook Tavern, 10 PM Saturday, June 28 J & J Jammin’, Grape Escape, 2 PM Johnny Rocker Band Grape Escape, 8 PM Sunshine, Hazel Green Firemen’s Street Dance, 8 PM Melanie Devaney Monk’s Kaffee Pub, 9 PM The Sapwoods, Eronel, 9 PM Nobody Famous (Missbehavin’ trio) Spirits, 9 PM 2nd Generation Shark’s Roadhouse, 2 PM Mississippi, Northside Bar, 9 PM King of Kings Contest: A Tribute to Elvis Mississippi Moon Bar, 2 & 7 PM Two Guys – One Cup Following Ava’s Ride Sandy Hook Tavern, 10 PM www.Dubuque365.com Sunday, June 29 Monday, June 30 Open Mic with Scott Rische Grape Escape, 12 PM The Cornerstone 6th Anniversary Dirt Simple, 6 PM Cranes/Vultures, 8 PM Uncle Knuckles, 10 PM The Cornerstone Tony Walker Offshore, 1 PM Marty Raymon Shark’s Roadhouse, 2 PM JJ Schmitz Duo Northside Bar, 3 PM Playground of Sound New Diggings Gen. Store, 3:30 PM Becky McMahon Stone Cliff Wine and Beer Bar, 3 PM Andy Wilberding & Mike Mason Sunset Ridge Winery, 4 PM Americana Band Dixieland Sunday River’s Edge Plaza, 5 PM Johnnie Walker The Yardarm, 5 PM Tuesday, July 1 Dingleberries Bellevue Heritage Days, 8 PM Crude But Effective Galena Brewing Co., 8:30 PM Campfire Kings The Cornerstone, 8:30 PM Nate Dean & The Damn Band Sandy Hook Tavern, 10 PM Jon Dee Graham, Lee Koch Eronel, 9 PM Saturday, July 5 Richie, The Lift, 9 PM Ralph Kluseman, Tony Roma’s, 6 PM New Voices: Open Mic Rendezvous Coffee & Tea, 6:30 PM Marty Raymon The Cornerstone, 7:30 PM Friday, July 4 Party on the Patiow/ Becky McMahon Stone Cliff Wine & Beer Bar, 12 PM The Wundo Band @ Platteville Jamison Mining Museum, 12 PM Wednesday, July 2 Acoustic Jam with Bill Albee The Cornerstone, 6:30 PM Comedy w/ Jim Sullivan Mississippi Moon Bar, 8 PM Broom Street Drifters The Cornerstone, 1:30 PM The Hold Steady, The Whigs, Hunterchild, The Bellfuries, Matt Pryor, The Josh Berwanger Band Codfish Hollow Barn, 3:30 PM Open Mic with Dave, Cricket, & Tim The Lift, 9 PM Dirt Simple, Council Hill Station, 4 PM The Lonely Goats Sandy Hook Tavern, 5 PM Thursday, July 3 Aquatic Hitchhikers Platteville Legion Field, 6 PM R&R Band, The Cornerstone, 5 PM Fever River String Band Anton’s Saloon, 5 PM Music in the Gardens Dubuque Symphony Orchestra Dubuque Arboretum, 6:30 PM See Thru Dresses, Pet Tigers Eronel, 9 PM Miss Kitty Quiz Show Grape Escape, 8 PM Taste Like Chicken, The Yardarm, 7 PM Andrew Houy, Grape Escape, 7 PM Massey Road, The View, 2 PM Jay Vonn, 2 PM Acoustic Super Friends, 5:30 Cornerstone J & J Jammin’, Grape Escape, 2 PM Rockin’ On The River David G Smith & Kevin Gordon Cascade Riverview Amphitheater, 5 PM Fever River String Band, 3 PM Open stage & jam, 6 PM Council Hill Station Buzz Berries, Bellevue St.dance 7 PM The Old ‘57s, Galena Brewing, 7:30 PM Deuling Pianos, Moon Bar, 8 PM Zero 2 Sixty, The Yardarm, 8 PM Andreas Transo Frank O’Dowd’s Pub, 7:30 PM Charles Walker Band Grape Escape, 8 PM Karaoke, Mississippi Moon Bar, 8 PM Fank Bang’s Secret Stash, The Lift, 9 PM Broken Strings, The Yardarm, 8 PM Andreas Transo Frank O’Dowd’s Pub, 7:30 PM Becky McMahon, Spirits, 8 PM Brown Bottle Bandits Dirty Ernie’s, 9 PM Jazz Night w/ ‘Round Midnight Trio Monk’s Kaffee Pub, 8 PM Cranes/Vultures The Cornerstone, 8 PM Six Shots ‘til Midnight Sandy Hook Tavern, 10 PM 365ink Magazine | issue #215 { june 19 - july 2, 2014 } 17 LOCAL LIVE MUSIC saxophone, and harmonica. The musicians make a dynamic team singing tight harmonies and having just as much fun as the audience members. Say hi to Lily, it’s her birthday! tar player and manager Jamie Welch, referencing the band’s Southern rock roots. “We play a good live show, really get into the music, and we like to get out there and meet people.” Framing the Red promises “rock and roll attitude, personality, style, and music!” Dick Prall Band, Eric Pettit Lion Eronel, Friday, June 20, 10PM Dick Prall is a man whose music appears to, on the surface, stop at that very surface but through the depth of instrumentation and hook-laden pop vocals, there comes purity to the work. There’s actual work. The music nods to Bob Dylan and Grant Lee Buffalo and all other sorts of Americana, right down to the beautiful dissatisfaction of simply sticking around and looking, listening. Opening will be Burlington, Iowa collaborative project Eric Pettit Lion. Centered around the songwriting of one Eric Pettit, the group has crafted a dark collection of river folk music that everyone can relate to with the passage of time. Raw music about real issues with real consequences heading downstream. No Cover. The Before Swag Tour: Ras Kass with Imperfekt, The Cornerstone 6th Colorless, & Casethejoint Anniversary Celebration The Lift, Saturday, June 21 Among true old school hip-hop cyphers the name Ras Kass is known as one of the best lyricists in the history of the sport. Touching on topics from the Illuminati to “what they didn’t teach you in history class” Ras appears short in size and overwhelming in knowledge. His second album, Rasassination, created a mesh of lightning-bolt lyricism and catchy West coast beats, solidifying Ras position atop the rap game, entering the 2000s. He would work directly with Dr. Dre, RZA of Wu-tang clan, DJ Premier, Kendrick Lamar, and Xzibit on albums to come, and his song ‘Vah Gogh’ was featured on HBO’s The Sopranos. A humble showman with a cunning confident edge, Ras puts on one hell of a live show. Imperfekt, Colorless and Casethejoint w/ guest, Trife Mack support the bill. The Matriarchs, Ryan Joseph Anderson The Lift, Friday, June 20, 9 PM Ryan Joseph Anderson is an established Chicago songwriter working on a new solo project inspired by country blues and psychedelic folk. For five years, Anderson has fronted the Chicago rock band Go Long Mule. The Matriarchs are an all-female folk band rooted in the driftless area of the Midwest. The women write originals and cover traditional and contemporary folk tunes that feature diverse instrumentation including upright bass, fiddle, banjo, mandolin, guitar, 18 { june 19 - july 2, 2014 } Framing the Red Sandy Hook, Sunday, June 22, 5-9 PM Self described as some good ole boys from the south touring the country doing what we love...MAKING MUSIC,” Framing the Red will play some pure southern style originals their 2012 album “Welcome to the Show” and some crowd favorites. “We do some cover tunes from Johnny Cash, Lynyrd Skynyrd and the Black Crowes,” said gui- 365ink Magazine | issue #215 June 25 – July 27 The Cornerstone, one of Galena’s prime destinations for live music generally hosts some sort of music five nights a week. But every year surrounding the anniversary of the venue’s opening, owner Lehn DuHack schedules a series of live music performances leading up to and stretching through the actual June 30 anniversary. This year, for The Cornerstone’s 6th Anniversary Celebration, DuHack will host 33 straight days of live music, beginning Wednesday, June 25 and stretching through Sunday, July 27 – over a month of live music! In fact, the celebration stretches over three different issues of 365ink with a schedule too long to include here (see the Nightlife listings for individual performances or visit Dubuque365.com for the full schedule). During this celebration The Cornerstone will be featuring over 70 different musicians spread throughout 40 different performances with well over 25 different styles of music! Monday, June 30, the actual anniversary date will feature three different musical groups performing between 6 p.m. and midnight. The celebration will include free appetizers, door prizes and a raffle, from which a portion of the proceeds will be donated to 365ink toward a new feature we hope to roll out soon. Porchbuilder The Lift, Fri Jun 27, 9 PM Brothers Tom, George and Mike Spielbauer picked up guitars as teenagers and started jamming at their parents’ house in Riverside, Iowa. Several years later they were joined on drums by their old friend from down the street, Justin Huffman and they still play a combo of original old time music delivered with youthful punk-rock energy and plenty of slide guitar. Porch Builder take the stage with an unassuming demeanor and some may not expect much from these laid back, rural hippies, but those who frequent late night drinking establishments are bound to dig Porch Builder’s loud, country rock, bluesy vibe. They’ll delight fans of live music with their down home, foot stompin’, ass shakin’ boogie woogie. The Tillers, Joseph Huber Eronel, Thursday, June 26, 9PM Coming from the traditional folk songs of their grandparents--across railway platforms and American highways turned to dust--The Tillers are living their punk rock hangover through the proficiency of their stringed instruments. The acoustic trio has traveled many roads away from their Cincinnati home, and now they bring their blend of folk, country, jazz, and bluegrass to Dubuque. Opening will be oneman band of bluegrass thrumming and .357 String Band alum Joseph Huber. Cool, cool stuff for a Thursday night down at Eronel on June 26 at 9PM. The Wells Division, Cranes/Vultures Eronel, Friday, June 27, 10PM The description “folk-rock” puts you in the ballpark, but it is probably an understatement for Madison, WI-based band, The Wells Division. It’s folk-rock with a pulse, heart and soul, grit, and humanity. The songs are acoustic-based and electric-flourished, with a big sound that www.Dubuque365.com knits itself together in the most fluid way possible. Opening will be local duo Cranes/Vultures, with Nate Jenkins and Brad Cavanagh cranking out original indie-folk-rock tunes, leaning heavily on vocal harmonies and ecstatic loops. See Through Dresses, Pet Tigers Eronel, Sunday, June 29, 9 PM See Through Dresses catalogue of songs are indebted to classic post-punk and new wave artists of the 80’s, but their sonic footprint more closely resembles the textural treatments of 90’s dream-pop and shoegaze. The arrangements often build as though to erupt, only to implode. When the clouds look dark, See Through Dresses offer flashes of pure pop sunshine to punctuate those moments of isolation and distance. Swinging through after a stint at Summerfest, Pet Tigers is a garage punk pop band from Las Vegas with a stripped down sound that is retro cool with a modern twist. The ferocious pace at which they deliver their sound recalls all the best of ’80s New Wave and has the audience in dance mode from the get go, wreathed in smiles. RICHIE The Lift, Thursday, July 3, 10 PM Richie Kirkpatrick wears a lot of hats. And referee shirts. His latest project, Richie, is a party rock on moonshine and acid trip of psychedelic energy. His playful lyrics and sing song vocals invite the audience to the party. The kool aid is at the bar. This version of Richie also features former Dubuquer Jeff Ehlinger, who has drummed for Evil Bebos and Heartbeater. www.Dubuque365.com Jon Dee Graham, Lee Koch Eronel, Thursday, July 3, 10PM While most well known for his solo work, including the critically acclaimed records “Escape from Monster Island”, “Hooray For The Moon”, and “Full,” John Dee Graham was part of what is considered the definitive lineup of The Skunks, Austin’s first punk band, and roots-rock pioneers True Believers with Alejandro Escovedo. Graham’s music generally explores the struggles adults face as they work to raise their children, maintain marriages and jobs, and grapple with the quick passage of time. Despite the heaviness of such themes, Graham’s music is infused with a strong sense of the joys of life and the need to remain optimistic. Opening will be, Lee Koch, who carries a worldly, well-worn humbleness that is both captivating and refreshing, alluding to an era when pop music was used to express the depths of an artist’s soul. Frank Bang’s Secret Stash The Lift, Saturday, July 5, 9 PM Frank Bang describes his new album, Double Dare, as “driving music — something to get you from point A to point B.” For this 11-song thrill ride of a disc, that’s got a double meaning. Songs like the slamming title track and the spanking riff rocker, “Lose Control,” certainly keep the pedal to the floor, but more contemplative numbers, like the slide guitar ballad, “Wonder Woman,” and the celebration of life’s simple joys, “This Is What It’s All About,” also bridge the points between life’s connections — romance, family, joy. Bang’s own journey has had many stops on his way to becoming a vibrant songwriter-guitarist and frontman, including a five-year apprenticeship as guitar foil for blues legend Buddy Guy and much more which he’s absorbed as a musical traveler. 365ink Magazine | issue #215 { june 19 - july 2, 2014 } 19 { heartland festival } we wish you a quick recovery from the tornado, friends! 2010 Pulitzer Prize for Drama, becoming just the eighth musical in history to receive the honor. This show is for mature audiences. Tickets are $20 for adults, $16 for UWP students, and $9 for under 18. Shrek, The Musical July 3, 5, 6, 9, 10, 12, 13, 16, 17, 19, & 20 The University of Wisconsin Platteville’s 13th Anual Heartland Festival one again brigns together a wonderful team of directors, designers, actors, and production staff to continue the theatre festival’s tradition. There are plenty of familiar faces returning, as well as new members of the Heartland family. An exciting lineup of entertainment is in store: Based on the Oscar-winning DreamWorks Animation Motion Picture and the book by William Steig, this musical features music by Jeanine Tesori and book and lyrics by David Lindsay-Abaire. In a faraway kingdom turned upside down, things get ugly when an unseemly ogre – not a handsome prince – shows up to rescue a feisty princess. Throw in a donkey who won’t shut up, a bad guy with a SHORT temper, a cookie with an attitude and over a dozen other fairy tale misfits, and you’ve got the kind of mess that calls for a real hero. Luckily, there’s one on hand...and his name is Shrek. The musical brings the hilarious story of everyone’s favorite ogre to dazzling new life on the stage. Full of all-new songs, great dancing and breathtaking scenery, the multiple award-winning Shrek is part romance, part twisted fairy tale, and all irreverent fun for everyone! This show is for all ages. Tickets are $20 for adults, $16 for UWP students, and $9 for under 18. Missoula Children’s Theatre: The Secret Garden – July 11 & 12 Conceived and written by Michael McGill with music and lyrics by Michael McGill, this original Missoula Children’s Theatre rendition is a joyful retelling of a story of hope and celebration and all good things in life. Mistress Mary Quite Contrary embarks on a journey from India to her uncle’s home in England. Along the way she makes friends with the hilarious Canadian Geese and the colorful Giant Bugs that Rock! In time she learns to appreciate everything around her, including the Moor Animals and the helpful Fireflies. Add to that a good healthy dose of caring, and what happens? Colin, Martha, Archibald – well the whole household – begin to enjoy the return of health and happiness in a garden carefully tended… until it blossoms once more. Tickets are $6 for adults, $5 for UWP students, and $4 for under 18. For more information or to purchase tickets, call (608) 342-2787 or visit www3.uwplatt.edu/heartland. Editor’s note: Copy for this article was provided by the Heartland Festival website. Give My Regards to Broadway! July 6, 11, 13, 18, & 19 Join Heartland company members as they sing songs from their favorite Broadway shows. This fun-filled evening will include a cash bar and complimentary snacks and desserts. This evening of cabaret, cocktails, and confections promises to be a night to remember. This show is for all ages. Tickets are $14 for adults, $11 for UWP students, and $6 for under 18. Next to Normal June 19, 21, 22, 25, 26, 28, & 29 In this musical with music by Tom Kitt and book and lyrics by Brian Yorkey, a mother struggles with worsening bipolar disorder and the effect her mental illness has on both her and her family’s lives. Mental illness is portrayed in a realistic, accurate way, combining a rock musical score with a book and lyrics that explore the devastation of this often misunderstood disease. It was nominated for eleven Tony Awards and won three, including Best Original Score and Best Orchestration. It also won the 20 { june 19 - july 2, 2014 } 365ink Magazine | issue #215 www.Dubuque365.com { potosi brewfest } a festivus for the rest ofLAUGHING us, almost oneMOON for each COMEDY of us. - WEDNESDAYS! DUELING PIANOS - THURSDAYS! i better just have one... at a time. CLUB 84 - MONTHLY! All shows at the Mississippi Moon Bar are 21+ only and tickets for all performances are available at the Diamond Club inside the Diamond Jo Casino or online at www.DiamondJo.com. Laura McDonald & Robert Tomorrow Friday, June 20, 8 p.m. Hypnotist Dr. Jim Wand Saturday, June 21, 7 p.m. Dr. Jim Wand has been involved in the field of hypnosis for over 30 years and is considered to be one of the most professional hypnotic entertainers in the world today. He has worked with such personalities as Jay Leno, Conan O’Brien, Chris Rock, Carrot Top, Larry the Cable Guy and more and performed over 9,000 engagements throughout the United States and eight foreign countries. He is the only hypnotic entertainer in the world who has a doctorate in the area of psychology. Andy Wilberding Wednesday, June 21, 9 p.m. Kent Rader Comedy Wednesday, June 25, 8 p.m. Country on the River Singing Challenge Thursday, June 26, 8 p.m. Tim Sullivan Comedy Wednesday, July 2, 8 p.m. 4th of July Karaoke Friday, July 4, 8 p.m. Dueling Pianos Saturday, July 5, 8 p.m. Nathan Timmel Comedy the iTunes rock charts and cracked the Billboard top 200. The band amps it up on their latest single, “Cry Sister,” which is currently climbing the active rock charts (#31) and impacting radio with requests. Their 2009 album Life In-Between charted in the Billboard top 200 and was #1 in Billboard Heatseekers. Most recently in 2012 their self-released Waiting out the Storm was #9 on iTunes Rock Charts and hit #2 in Billboard Heatseekers. Royal Bliss has toured with acts such as Buckcherry, Candlebox, Kid Rock and Papa Roach. Tipsy McStagger Friday, July 4, 8 p.m. Bret Michaels August 7, 8 p.m. Mississippi Moon Bar favorite, Bret Michaels is a multiplatinum global superstar who has turned his passion for music into a multifaceted brand that encompasses record breaking touring sales, reality TV stardom, legendary songs, all supported and followed by three generations of loyal fans. Bret rose to fame as the front man of Poison, one of rock’s most iconic and enduring bands. Since the band’s beginning, Poison has achieved massive success – releasing eight studio albums, four live albums, and selling over 30 million records worldwide. The band has charted ten singles in the Top 40 on Billboard’s Hot 100 including the numberone single, “Every Rose Has It’s Thorn.” Saturday, July 12, 8 p.m. www.Dubuque365.com Watch ten Elvis Tribute artists, including three former world champions; compete in the King of Kings Contest accompanied by the Change of Habit Tribute Band and hosted by Ronny Craig! gained popularity across the United States for its lyrics reflecting Southern California’s youth cultures of surfing, cars and romance. The Beach Boys are best known for their classics “Surfin’,” “Fun, Fun, Fun,” “I Get Around,” “Help Me Rhonda,” “California Girls,” Grammy nominated “Good Vibrations” and the Golden Globe nominated “Kokomo,” which became the bestselling single ever. They were also inducted into the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame in 1988. Loverboy September 26, 8 p.m. Beach Bash @ Club 84 Friday, July 11, 8 p.m. Royal Bliss is modern rock with equal parts beauty and tragedy. Their new album Chasing the Sun peaked at #5 on hosted by Ronny Craig June 27-28 The King of Kings Contest: A Tribute to Elvis is an international showcase and competition, featuring the world’s top Elvis tribute artists. The winner will return to the Mississippi Moon Bar stage Friday, July 11, 8 p.m. Royal Bliss King of Kings Contest: A Tribute to Elvis The Beach Boys September 20, 6:30 & 9:30 p.m, The Beach Boys are an American Rock Band formed in 1961 whose early music LOVERBOY has sold more than 10 million albums, earning four multi-platinum plaques, including the four-million-selling Get Lucky. Their string of hit singles including “Working for the Weekend,” “Hot Girls in Love,” “Queen of the Broken Hearts,” “Turn Me Loose,” and “ When It’s Over” went on to become the anthems and party songs of a generation of rock concert-going fans. Saturday, January 10, 2015 to celebrate Elvis’ 80th birthday. The event is hosted by national personality Ronny Craig. Craig has been featured as an Elvis tribute artist in such films and television specials as Almost Elvis and The Men Who Would Be King. Craig is multitalented with his stage presence, soaring voice, and knowledge of the world of an Elvis tribute artist. Semifinals will be held on Friday, June 27 at 7:00pm and Saturday, June 28 at 2:00pm. Finals will be held on June 28 at 7:00pm. Tickets: $15-$25. Gear Daddies - NEW! October 4, 8 p.m. The Hit Men - NEW! November 8, 4 p.m. & 7 p.m. Denise Ramsden Comedy Wednesday, June 11, 8 p.m. Hairball - NEW! December 19, 8 p.m. Visit www.diamondjodubuque.com for details on upcomign shows and tickets too! 365ink Magazine | issue #215 { june 19 - july 2, 2014 } 21 { fazoli’s } can i get you another breadstick? first self-service car wash and in 1970 the first convenience store in Dubuque. Then in 1980 Rainbo Oil opened the first Kwik Stop Food Mart on Dodge Street in Dubuque. Today their retail division has 12 Kwik Stop convenience stores, two Dairy Queens and 1 Fazoli’s so far. Fazoli’s Dubuque Fazoli’s Dubuque 1210 E. 16th Street, Dubuque, IA 52001 Tel: 563-582-5072 Fax: 563-582-5075 www.Fazolis.com by Rich Belmont I remember the first time I was in a Fazoli’s many years ago. Some friends of mine were speculating on how this restaurant got its name. I surmised it might have come from Pasta e Fagioli (pah-stah eh fadj-oh-lee) which is Italian for pasta and beans. Where I grew up this is called Pasta Fazool: the way it is said in the Neapolitan language of Southern Italy. In the Neapolitan dialect the rule is to chop off ending vowels and to say unvoiced consonants the way they talked on the Sopranos. So ricotta becomes “rigot” and manicotti is pronounced “manigot”. But no, Fazoli’s doesn’t mean anything in Italian. It is just a clever name for a restaurant. They don’t have beans here but they sure have a lot of pasta! Fazoli’s was created in 1988 by Jerrico, Inc. a restaurant group in Lexington, KY. At the time the group was also the parent company of Long John Silver’s. In 1990 the original Italian fast food concept was sold to Seed Restaurant Group and then in 2006 it was sold again to Sun Capital Partners of Boca Raton, FL. Then the chain really expanded. The concept of serving America premium quality, fresh never frozen Italian fast food caught on quickly with diners all across the country. There are currently about 217 Fazoli’s Restaurants in 26 states. HOURS: 10:30 a.m.-10 p.m., Open until 11p.m. on Fri-Sat DINING STYLE: Come as you are NOISE LEVEL: Conversational RECOMMENDATIONS: Garlic Bread Sticks; Italian House Salad; Fazoli’s Original & Ultimate Meatball Smasher Submarinos; Baked Ziti; Spaghetti with Marinara Sauce and Meatballs; Ravioli with Meat Sauce; Fettuccini Alfredo; Spicy Sampler; Italian Donuts; Chocolate Layer Cake LIQUOR SERVICE: None PRICES: Lunch: $3.99 - $6.99, Dinner: $4.29 - $6.99 Family Meals (serves 4): $16.99 - $26.99 PAYMENT: Cash, Checks, Debit and All Credit Cards ACCESSIBILITY: Front Door & Restrooms KIDS POLICY: Very Welcome – Kids Meals RESERVATIONS: No CATERING: Yes TAKE OUT: Yes DELIVERY: No PARKING: In front and east of building Sometimes people on the go need a good place to go for a fast lunch or dinner. So why not stop at Fazoli’s where only a few dollars buys you a satisfying meal that is a more healthful alternative to the usual fast food menu of burgers and fries. Fazoli’s has a credo stated on their drink cups: I believe that “fast” doesn’t have to mean “fried and tasteless”. I believe not all food needs to be drowned in ketchup to taste better. I believe life should be less “overdone” and more, shall we say, “al dente”. It also doesn’t hurt to have unlimited garlic sticks, free drink refills and very courteous service. It’s no surprise, then, in 2009 Parents Magazine recognized Fazoli’s as the 4th best Family Restaurant in the U.S. In 2012 it was ranked number 2 overall among large national fast food chains in the prestigious Zagat Survey. In 2013 it was chosen number 1 of the Top 100 Movers and Shakers by Fast Casual Magazine. The Dubuque Fazoli’s is a franchise store owned by the Rainbo Oil Company established in 1923. At one time the company operated 7 service stations in Dubuque. Over the years it opened the first drive-through car wash, the 22 { june 19 - july 2, 2014 } 365ink Magazine | issue #215 The chopped salads are all quite refreshing. The Caesar Italia is a large bowl of Romaine and Iceberg lettuce with breaded chicken, tomatoes, bacon and mozzarella cheese. The Cherry Apple Almond Salad is interesting. It has the same greens with roasted chicken, sliced apples, cherries, almonds and mozzarella. I like the Fazoli’s Italian House salad with Italian meats, olives, banana peppers and mozzarella cheese. Fazoli’s oven-baked sandwiches are called Submarinos. There are currently four of them on the menu. They are served on submarine shaped rolls and they are all very good. There is the Turkey Club Italiano, the Smoked Turkey Basil and my two favorites: The Ultimate Meatball Smasher containing several meatballs, a garlic pepper sauce, melted provolone and a layer of savory pepperoni slices; and the Fazoli’s Original packed with Italian sausage, ham, salami, pepperoni, provolone cheese, tomatoes, lettuce, banana peppers and red wine vinaigrette dressing. The pastas are all served in gratifying generous portions. You can build your own by first choosing spaghetti, penne (pen-nay), whole wheat penne, ravioli (rah-veohlee) or Fettuccine (fet-uh-chee-ne). Then pick your sauce: marinara, Alfredo, creamy basil or meat sauce. Then top it with optional meatballs, roasted chicken, broccoli, Asiago mushrooms or Italian sausage. www.Dubuque365.com { fazoli’s } Oven-Baked Pastas are especially tasty. The spaghetti is covered with mozzarella and baked to a golden brown. The twice baked lasagna (la-zan-ya) is covered in meat sauce, mozzarella and provolone cheese. And the Chicken Parmigiano (par-mah-gee-ah-noe) gets a layer of breaded chicken breast before it is covered with mozzarella and baked. bring me something covered in cheese and italian sausage! Pastas can be ordered as samplers so you can try different ones at the same time. For example the Spicy Sampler includes large portions of Chicken Fettuccini Alfredo, Italian Sausage Penne and Meat Lasagna. The Ultimate Sampler gives you Fettuccine Alfredo, Meat Lasagna, Spaghetti and Penne with Meat Sauce. My favorite pasta is the Baked Ziti (zee-tee). This dish is actually made with penne pasta, marinara and meat sauce and is topped with melted mozzarella and provolone cheese. Check out the Daily Specials too. Everyday there are $5 lunches until 2:30 pm. Monday is Whole Pizzas day for $6.99. Tuesday is Kids Night when a child’s meal is just 99¢ with the purchase of an adult entrée. On Club 62 Wednesday those 62 and over can buy off the $4 senior menu. And Family Night is on Thursday when Family Meals are $4 off after 4 pm. Now you might ask why this dish is called Baked Ziti when penne is the pasta used. Well, it is true penne and ziti are not exactly the same noodle but they are both very popular dried pastas. Penne is the plural form of “penna” which means pen. It is cut diagonally so it resembles an old fashioned quill pen. Ziti is another hollow tube derived from the Italian word zita for bride. In Italy ziti is traditionally eaten at wedding ceremonies. These two noodles taste about the same and they are used interchangeably in this country. You will usually see ziti lisce (lee-sheih) meaning the hollow tubes are smooth and penne rigate (rih-gah-tey). This last word means striped or ridged in Italian and means the pasta has ridges to help sauces stick to it. Family Meals priced for four, Box Lunches and Group Catering Meals for groups of 16 to 24 are reasonably priced. For those of you looking for a fast and easy way to feed large groups Full Service Catering is available. This program provides Fazoli’s staff for serving buffet-style meals. As I always say, save room for dessert! There are Chocolate Chunk Cookies, New York Style Cheesecake and slices of moist Chocolate Layer Cake. Perhaps you might try something a little different: Italian Donuts with a Wildberry dipping sauce. You certainly get a lot to eat at Fazoli’s and their slogan is Fast. Fresh. Italian. When I was young service stations were called gas stations or filling stations. Appropriately enough this Fazoli’s is attached to a Kwik Stop so in my opinion their motto should be Fast. Fresh. FILLING. Italian!. Do you have a favorite restaurant you would like to see reviewed? Please send your requests, suggestions and comments to Argosy at argomark@mchsi.com. www.Dubuque365.com 365ink Magazine | issue #215 { june 19 - july 2, 2014 } 23 { summer wedding secrets } face it, everything gets a little sticky in july! design and thoughful display, they beverage display can itself become a decor centerpeice to you big day. Summer Wedding Secrets Hydrate… everyone. If the weather on your wedding day is warm, have a non-alcoholic beverage (lemonade, sweet tea, and always water) for your guests to enjoy while they wait for the ceremony to begin. Many people refer to the as Mocktails. With a little by Linda Diproperzio Summer is peak wedding season, with 34.5 percent of all weddings taking place in June, July or August. But while the warm and sunny weather means you can have an outdoor affair, there are some challenges to getting married during the season. Here are some tips, tricks and secrets on how to bypass them and have the perfect summer wedding. Going Outside? Have a Back-up Plan! Even though you are expecting warm, wonderful weather, always have a rainyday plan. Pick a place that has both an outdoor area and an indoor back-up space. If it rains–or is really unbearably hot–you might have to move all or part of the event inside. Hopefully you won’t need it, but in the event you do, it’s better to be safe than sorry. 24 { june 19 - july 2, 2014 } Don’t forget to take care of you. While we’re on the subject, drink water and eat something yourself! Wedding dresses are hot and your nerves might keep you from eating, but you want to feel Prepare for the heat! It’s wonderful to provide a parasol or even a fan when having outdoor weddings. At the end of the day, you want your guests to remember how amazing—and not how hot—the day was. You might even consider having your ceremony information printed on a hand fan instead of a program and pass those out to attendees. Bug Out! Summer, especially this summer, is prime time for bugs and you don’t want everyone at your wedding leaving with mosquito bites and rashes. Set up citronella candles or Tiki torches early in the day to help keep the bugs away and have some complimentary Bog Soother or Absorbine Jr. on hand. Assign someone to keep them running so you don’t have to worry. 365ink Magazine | issue #215 www.Dubuque365.com { summer wedding secrets } healthy and happy. The last thing your big day needs is a dehydrated and dizzy bride–you don’t want to test the whole “in sickness and in health” within the first 24 hours, if possible. pour me one lemonade to drink and dump the other over my head. quickly. Therefore, once you and your groom have decided to target a summer date, you should move pretty quickly to secure your ideal venue and vendors. You may also consider an indoor reception following an outdoor wedding so as not to subject you guests to too much sun. And sometime things can really cool off in the evenings. So indoor favotires like the Hotel Julien and Clarke College will be booking fast. You’d better call right away! Consider the sun in your schedule If you plan on having an outdoor sunset ceremony, check the sunset schedules as they change based on the time of year. If your outdoor ceremony is on the beach (we’re not talking about the Mississippi here), be sure and check the tide schedules. Also consider where the sun is at what time of day at your ceremony and reception. Make sure you’re not staring into a classing afternoon sun while trying to recite your vows. Don’t sweat if you don’t have to During the summer temperatures can soar into the 90s or higher! For your wedding dress you want to consider versatile and lightweight fabrics that will be soft and sheer (you don’t want any chafing or heaviness). Consider organza, a versatile fabric made of silk but is extremely crisp and sheer; chiffon, a transparent and sheer fabric; or tulle, a lightweight, fine netting which is often starched. The same goes for your bridesmaids: Pick breathable fabrics and non-constricting styles. Be kind to your flowers Remember to place your flowers out as late as possible, so that the sun does not drain them of their natural beauty. Book early! Since summer is such a popular time, venues and vendors get booked pretty www.Dubuque365.com Heatproof your beauty routine. Summer usually means hot and humid days–especially in July and August. An updo is always best during this weather. 365ink Magazine | issue #215 { june 19 - july 2, 2014 } 25 { summer wedding secrets } pretty cool stuff, that free dress program. nicely done! Aside from owning the store, Jodi is an investment specialist for Prudential Retirement and president of the Alumni Board at the University of Dubuque. The stylist should also use a styling cream lightly on the hair and secure all the ends of the curls to ensure that the hair will not go limp during the ceremony. You’ll also want to keep your makeup simple too. Invest in water proof makeup, rather than adopting a foundation perhaps consider a tinted moisturizer or bronzer. It provides a youthful healthy glow, but also allows the skin to breath, again reducing the amount you sweat. Zazou’s Bridal Boutique Gives Back will eliminate any worry about flowers drooping during a heat wave. Toss a few fruits such as limes, green apples, grapes, oranges, and lemons into glass bowls to create vibrant and fresh centerpieces. You can combine contrasting colors or stick to the same color. Serve lighter fare. Don’t cater super-heavy dishes for your guests, keep your choices “light and airy” with mixed greens and seasonal fruit. If you like soup, keep it cool with a gazpacho. You could also channel your inner grill master with grilled tuna, halibut, steak or chicken. After a delectable meal serving mango, raspberry, or champagne sorbet will refresh your guests. Also, don’t ever set up a food buffet outside in the summer unless your caterer can assure you that the food won’t go out until the very last minute. Rethink your décor. A great way to celebrate the summer season is to use in-season fruits and vegetables as a part of your décor–this 26 { june 19 - july 2, 2014 } Play off the heat. Yeah, so it’s hot big deal. Bring things into your reception the celebrate the heat and make it part of the party. Serve and Ice Cream bar with all the fixings, or a margarita bar for that matter (you know, for the big kids.) You could even have something silly like a snow cone machine. Set up a mister that people can walk throuhg for relief. Give everyone a pair of shades for the sun. Make it fun. It’s your day. You need to consider everyone in your planning, but in the end, the party if for you. Make it everything you wish it to be! 365ink Magazine | issue #215 “Operation Wedding Gown is Brides Across America’s mission to give away free wedding gowns to military brides,” explains Zazou’s owner Jodi Stricker. “On July 13, 2014 Zazou’s Bridal Boutique will host a gown giveaway to make wedding dreams come true for many military brides. Men get honored for their sacrifices, but fiancés and wives make a large sacrifice, too. Often times military brides find it difficult to plan their ‘fairy tale’ wedding due to deployment, injury and/ or economic hardship. Making dreams come true is what it’s really all about.” It’s one more piece of the store’s Zazou’s Cares Mission, which they implemented as part of their business model as a way to give back to the community. “We have a mentoring program that we do as well. With that, we mentor high school kids and college students for résumé skill building, how to provide good customer service and marketing skills, financial services, trying to package that with what their focus is to get them to where they need to be in building contacts for their future. And recently we’ve started a partnership with Jefferson Middle School.” Zazou’s calendar also has a Ladies’ Night coming up on July 24th, 5-8 p.m. It’s a social occasion fun night for pampering the ladies featuring models, free hors d’oeuvres, a wine tasting and even a massage therapist. A Casablanca Trunk Show will be there that weekend with custom designed gowns that are much more affordable prices, plus an additional 10% off that weekend. Their bridal show is also coming up outside in the courtyard at the Schmid Innovation Center on September 21st with an Allure Trunk Show at the same time! www.Dubuque365.com { summer wedding secrets } one man’s trash is another man’s country farm yard decor! Austin Rea, who plays Fagin is a familiar face to Grand audiences. He’s delivered memorable performances as Thenardier the “master of the house” in Les Miserables and Toby in Sweeney Todd. Jill Klinebriel, who has appeared in leading roles at the Heartland Festival as well as the Grand and Bell Tower sings the role of Nancy and her evil lover, Bill Sykes, is Sam Compton. figures based from photographs of her mother’s family summer vacation at Lake Ripley, Wisconsin. Figures are represented simply with shadows, shape, and line, juxtaposed with abstracted imagery and pattern. Elizabeth Eagle received her BFA in Painting from the Maryland Institute College of Art, Baltimore (2006), and earned her K-12 Art Teaching Licensure at Clarke University (2010). Currently residing in Dubuque, Iowa, Eagle is an art educator at Dubuque Senior High School and is represented by Outside the Lines Art Gallery. Lake Ripley: 1943 Opening Reception Art Exhibition of Elizabeth Eagle Friday, June 20, 7-9 p.m. Nash Gallery, 371 Bluff St. Nash Gallery, the Dubuque County Fine Arts Society’s art gallery encouraging, promoting, and presenting local and regional artists, announces the opening reception of its latest solo exhibit, Lake Ripley: 1943, featuring the work of Elizabeth Eagle. The opening reception will be held Friday, June 20 at Nash Gallery, 371 Bluff St. (above Monk’s Kaffee Pub) from 7 - 9 p.m. Admission to the opening reception and gallery are free; donations are accepted. Light refreshments and hors d’oeuvres will be served at the reception. Regular gallery hours are 12:00-4:00 p.m. Saturdays and Sundays. Eagle’s exhibition will conclude on August 6. Oliver June 20 - 29 The Grand Opera House The Musical, one of Broadways most beloved family shows, returns to the Grand stage June 20-29, 2014. A talented cast of 45 plus 14 piece orchestra, clever choreography, beautiful Dickens era costumes and a dramatic set combine to make this show Dubuque’s biggest, most exciting musical production of the summer. The cast includes an ensemble of 15 young “orphans and pickpockets” from throughout the tri-state area. The title role of Oliver is played by 10 year old Davis Manternach from Cascade, Iowa and Artful Dodger is recent WHS graduate Aaron Gonner. Oliver is director Jeff Tebbe’s 11th show at the Grand following the stunning success of Chicago, Singin’ in the Rain, 9 to 5, Beauty & The Beast and many others. Brian Burns musical direction will keep you smiling with familiar favorites like “Food”, “Consider Yourself”, “Where is Love” and “As Long As He Needs Me.” “Oliver is a fast paced, delightful show with one of the strongest casts I’ve seen at the Grand,” said Executive Director Paul Hemmer. “The music is all familiar and memorable and the young cast members are fun to watch. It’s two hours of great community theater.” Adult tickets are $20 advance/$22 at the door. Under 21 admission is $12 and you can park FREE in the Iowa Street ramp. For the past five years, Elizabeth Eagle’s work has remained commonly themed, rooted in the idea of storytelling and creating narrative. From an exploration of folklore represented as an abstract visual narrative to a crafted tale from family photographs, within each there plays a manipulation of the past in order to create a new narrative. An emphasis on color, pattern, and texture all play an important role in the aesthetic and sensibility of the artist. Eagle’s new series, Lake Ripley: 1943, uses www.Dubuque365.com 365ink Magazine | issue #215 { june 19 - july 2, 2014 } 27 SUSTAINABILITY PRINCIPLE: SUSTAINABLE COMMUNITIES LEAD BY BUSINESSES BY RICK DICKINSON, GREATER DUBUQUE DEVELOPMENT PRESIDENT AND CEO In 2006 Mayor Roy Buol and the City Council wisely branded Dubuque as a sustainable community that was viable, livable, and equitable. But for us to achieve that goal, all parts of our community—government and public institutions, the private sector, and citizens—must act in concert. But business, with its leadership, financial and material resources, innovativeness, and talent, must lead the way. To date, companies typically make incremental improvements in sustainable practices with easily justified projects that deliver a quick return on investment, such as energy-efficiency initiatives. But in the near future, companies will move beyond the energy efficiency into the other aspects of sustainability. Companies realize that climate change, resource constraints, and an aging workforce affect their prospects and their ability to reach long range goals. Further, they realize that responding to these challenges is not a quarterly exercise. Successful companies and communities in the 21st Century are those that realize they must build real value over years not months. Greater Dubuque Development’s role in this is to seek out best practices in the private and public sector that can both create a Sustainable UPCOMING SUSTAINABLE DUBUQUE EVENTS Dubuque that is viable, livable, and equitable and assist employers large and small to out-perform their competition in this wicked fast changing world and its wild weather that is taking a toll on people and businesses around the globe. So as the world changes, unleashing environmental havoc on both companies and societies, from record setting storms, floods, brutal winters, and droughts to the melting ice caps and rising seas, what is a community of 58,253 to do? Plenty! The first priority is to do the doable. There is little benefit in debating the science of climate change. So regardless of whether our source of information is Al Gore or Rush Limbaugh, the policy of the United States is and will continue to be reducing carbon emissions. The Environmental Protection Agency has increasingly proposed stricter emissions limits on communities, and non-compliance can prove—and in many cases, has proven—to be disastrous for local employers. Greater Dubuque Development aims to prevent this from occurring, and one of the ways we’re doing it by participating in a voluntary program known as PM Advance. This program lessens the risk of being designated a non-attainment area, even if air quality standards are not met, by allowing the community to demonstrate efforts it’s already taken to improve local air quality, such as converting power generation facilities to use natural gas instead of coal. A second priority is understanding the value in the sustainability “brand”, which directly relates to our mission of ensuring that our employers have a large, talented workforce that meets their needs. More and more young people consider sustainability to be a significant priority. At the same time, young people are increasingly mobile and choose where to live before they choose where to work. Putting two and two together, it’s easy to recognize that a community that embraces sustainability will have a leg up on others when it comes to attracting young, educated talent. These people are the workforce of tomorrow, and businesses understand this. In this new era, where building a workforce faces a dual threat of out-migration and the retirement of Baby Boomers, communities like Dubuque need to pull out all of the stops to ensure that we’re attracting the talent we need to thrive. One of the great things about sustainability is that it doesn’t matter whether you embrace it to mitigate climate change, to make Dubuque a nice place to live by improving air quality, or simply to improve the profitability of your business; everyone benefits. Business, more than anyone, understands this. TOUR OF GARDENS Sat, June 28 @ 9 a.m.-4 p.m. GREEN DRINKS Wed, July 2 @ 6:30-8 p.m. @ Catfish Charlie’s 28 { june 19 - july 2, 2014 } 365ink Magazine | issue #215 www.Dubuque365.com { do it yourself advice from sara } spring flowers. Sunny yellow foliage holds its color well, and the full, compact habit is very attractive. Also, it doesn’t burn in the summer and has great fall color. If you’re looking for a colorful, hardy plant that will look great all season, this is the variety for you! This is not your mama’s spirea! New Plant Ideas! As the crazy spring season starts to wind down and we coast into summer I thought I might shift my attention to some of the cool new shrubs and perennials that would make great additions to your home’s landscape. Here are a few of my favorite new plants that will add that pop of color needed to make your garden more dramatic and exciting. ‘Pucker Up’ Dogwood A red stemmed dogwood unlike any other! Its glossy, puckered foliage is distinctive as well as attractive, and delivers a high degree of leaf spot resistance. Compact growth and bright red winter stems add to this native shrub’s year-round appeal. Adaptable to many soils but best in moist, even swampy conditions. Prune back older stems in early spring for best branch color. Grows to 4’ tall and 3’ wide. ‘Lil Kim’ Rose of Sharon This purple form of the dwarf Lil’ Kim hibiscus is perfect for smaller gardens. It has the same compact habit but with plum-violet flowers accented by a red eye. The large - up to 3” across - flowers are very striking against the dark, glossy foliage and are held up by very strong stems. Garden Height: 36 - 48 Inches Spread: 36 48 Inches ‘Sweet Summer Love’ Clematis Wouldn’t it be great if Sweet Autumn clematis flowered sooner and longer and came in other colors? Now it does! ‘Sweet Summer Love’ gives you everything you want: the flowers, the fragrance, the ease of growth and cranberry-violet blooms that start over a month earlier than others - starting in July in the midwest and northeast, and lasting until mid-September. This breakthrough vine will add lots of drama to gardens when trained up a trellis or other support. www.Dubuque365.com rub some dirt on it! ‘Tiny Wine’ Ninebark A new dwarf ninebark that is smaller than others in the market. Tiny Wine is extra bushy, with small, refined leaves. The dark bronze-maroon foliage is colorful all season, and contrasts beautifully with the white flowers in late spring. The flower show is exceptional, with dainty flowers blooming up and down the stem in a very showy display. This durable plant may be used in the landscape for season-long color, and is also a great choice for patio containers. Grows 3-4’ tall and wide but can easily be kept smaller. ‘Tiny Monster’ Geranium ‘Tiny Monster’ is a hardy geranium hybrid that is noted for its vigorous, sprawling, compact growth. It typically forms a mound of foliage growing 10” tall and spreading to as much as 24” wide by trailing stems. Five-petaled, pink flowers (to 11/2” diameter) have dark wine-red veining. Primarily blooms in May and June with a sparser continued bloom occurring throughout the summer. Cut-leaf green foliage often turns attractive shades of purple-bronze in autumn. ‘Spice Girl’ Viburnum Everything you want in a viburnum and more: strong growth, fragrance, and colorful flowers. The spring flowers start out a deep reddish-pink and mature to blush white. This is a stronger grower than other Korean Spice Viburnums. Grows 6’+ tall and wide. So tell me what you want, what you really, really want… the Spice Girl Viburnum! Sorry I had to. ‘Cherry Pie’ Oso Easy Rose Oso Easy roses are the rebels of the rose world! No spraying, no deadheading, just lots of colorful flowers all season long! This new Oso Easy rose variety has an abundance of bright, candy apple red flowers. The flowers are large and single with bright yellow stamens. The foliage is glossy and highly disease resistant. This is a great low maintenance plant for mass plantings or as part of the mixed border. Also check out the rest of the Oso Easy Rose collection featuring delicious names like Paprika, Italian Ice, Pink Cupcake and Honey Bun. Perennial of the Year: ‘Northwind’ Switchgrass Switchgrass is a natural selection in the fullsun, especially native, meadow or prairie gardens. Flower arrangers find the foliage and plumes useful for arrangements. Finally, this warm-season perennial grass offers golden fall color. ‘Northwind’ is very easy to grow. It will enhance any sunny border, not just a native, meadow- or prairie-style garden. This warm-season perennial grass has blue-green foliage and stands more erect than is typical of the species. ‘Northwind’ is only the third ornamental grass to be named Plant of the Year™ following Calamagrostis ‘Karl Foerster’, 2001, and Hakonechloa macra ‘Aureola’, 2009. Switch grass performs best in full sun and will tolerate light shade. Grows 6 feet tall or more in one season. ‘Sonic Bloom’ Weigela This is a humdinger of a weigela! Sonic Bloom weigelas have the strongest rebloom of any weigela, flowering in May and then producing waves of reblooms until frost. The lipstick red flowers of Sonic Bloom Red add season-long drama to gardens. Deadheading is not needed to keep the plant blooming. The lipstick red flowers are remarkable enough to make this a choice selection, but a burst of flowers in May followed by waves of rebloom until frost make it a must-have shrub. Deadheading is not needed to keep the plant blooming. Grows 4-5’ tall and wide. ‘Glow Girl’ Birchleaf Spirea An awesome plant for northern landscapes. Buds with hints of red in them open to white 365ink Magazine | issue #215 { june 19 - july 2, 2014 } 29 { library events / gran fondo } sweet, greg lemond, yo! Dubuque Gran Fondo Saturday, August 16 @ 7 a.m. Port of Dubuque On Saturday, August 16th, the Dubuque Gran Fondo will be taking place on the streets of Dubuque and the roads of Dubuque County featuring three time Tour De France winner Greg LeMond. sings, plays the guitar and harmonica, shares musical stories and brings books to life. For all ages. Please register no more than one week in advance at 563589-4225 and ask for the Children’s Help Desk at extension 2228. The Dubuque Gran Fondo is a mass start, competitive cycling event that will leave the Port of Dubuque at 7:00 am and follow the route detailed in the included map. The Dubuque Gran Fondo is scheduled to leave the Dubuque City limits by 8:30 a.m. Streets on the route will not be closed. In the city of Dubuque, only a timed section up Mt. Carmel Road will be closed to traffic. The other two timed sections will take place in Dubuque County on Heritage Trail and up Potter Hill Road. Participants are scheduled to return to the Dubuque City limits at approximately 9:30 am. The Dubuque Gran Fondo will be done by 2:00 pm and ends in the Port of Dubuque at the National Mississippi River Museum & Aquarium. A Community Information Session will take place on Thursday, June 26 @ 6 p.m. at the River’s Edge Café (National Mississippi River Museum & Aquarium) to discuss any community concerns with the Dubuque Gran Fondo. For more detailed information, please visit www.dubuquegf.com. Duke Otherwise Friday June 20, 10 a.m. & 2 p.m. Duke’s zany show features his clever and thoughtfully composed original songs, wild dancing, and storytelling. Duke captivates audiences with his witty songs and his unique showmanship while encouraging and stimulating creativity through storytelling and excellent musicianship. Come and enjoy the show for ages 2 and up. Please register no more than one week in advance at 563-589-4225 and ask for the Children’s Help Desk at extension 2228. Author Visit- Eric Litwin (Pete the Cat) TABLET CLASS: iPad Mon. June 23, 2:00 - 3:30 p.m. Aigler Auditorium No registration is required. Classes are separated based on device type, and this class will focus on tablets with the iOS operating system. Wednesday, June 25, 10 a.m. & 2 p.m. Touring Luxembourg Carnegie-Stout Public Library is pleased to bring you Mr. Eric, the # 1 New York Times Best Selling author of the first four Pete the Cat picture books and the author of the new musical series The Nuts. Get ready to sing, dance, laugh and fall in love with books. Eric’s dynamic performances are fully interactive. He Executive Director Kevin Wester from the Luxembourg American Cultural Society will present highlights of the country along with what to see, where to stay and how to get there. 30 { june 19 - july 2, 2014 } Tuesday June 24, 1:30-3:30 p.m. & 6:30-8:30 p.m. Aigler Auditorium 365ink Magazine | issue #215 www.Dubuque365.com { hy-vee health market / mattitude } Back to Sports I’m Not Negative, I’m Realistic with nutritionists Megan Horstman & Amber Jaeger It’s the height of summer but the start of fall sports practices are right around the corner. Success on the field starts in your kitchen! Fuel your athlete’s performance and endurance with these winning tips from your Hy-Vee registered dietitians. Power Up Eating breakfast builds stored carbohydrate in the body, and this boosts energy and endurance on the field. Stock your kitchen with foods your athlete enjoys that make quick-to-assemble breakfasts easy, such as Greek yogurt, toast with peanut butter or hard-cooked eggs. Healthy Hydration When participating in warm-weather sports, drinking early and often, not waiting for thirst, is key in staying hydrated. Keep in mind that foods naturally high in fluid, such as watermelon, can be a great tool for hydration and energy. Recover Quick After a vigorous workout, replenish energy stores to fuel the next practice with a combination of carbohydrate and protein. Ask your Hy-Vee dietitian for details on how much your athlete should consume. In general, eating within a window of 30 minutes up to two hours after a workout refuels the body for the next exercise session. Dairy foods are ideal partners for athletes. Drinking milk after a workout, for example, helps the body refuel, repair and rehydrate - making it an ideal sports nutrition tool. Try the following smoothie for a winning breakfast: www.Dubuque365.com i’m postiitve that i’m not negative. by Matt Booth Peanut Butter and Banana Breakfast Shake As little as 10 grams of protein can increase muscle growth after exercise. For best results, eat protein-rich foods within one hour after exercise. All you need: 1 cup fat-free or 1% low-fat chocolate milk ½ cup frozen banana slices 1 tablespoon peanut butter ½ teaspoon vanilla extract ¼ teaspoon ground cinnamon All you do: • Combine all ingredients in a blender; blend until smooth and creamy. Serve in a tall glass or on-the-go drink container. Serves 1 Nutrition Facts per serving: 270 calories, 9 gm fat, 2 gm saturated fat, 5 mg cholesterol, 35 gm carbohydrate, 3 gm fiber, 15 gm protein, 220 mg sodium Source: Midwest Dairy Association The information is not intended as medical advice. Please consult a medical professional for individual advice. Just last week, an audience member said to me, “I’m not negative, I’m just realistic.” He went on to say that people who think the world is all sunshine, rainbows and unicorn tears (apparently talking about me) are being naively optimistic and not realistic about all the dangers lurking beyond the horizon. When someone says, “I’m a realist”, I think they are closet pessimists. I understand that I cannot always control what happens to me, I do however, have complete control over how I interpret what’s lurking beyond the horizon. You create your reality according to your beliefs and expectations. The approach you take to life becomes that reality. You can wake up in the morning glad to be alive or you can wake up and grind through another day. It is your personal beliefs and expectations in relation to the situation at hand that determines your reality. Two kids growing up with the same parents in the same household will often have vastly different conclusions to the same horizon. How each kid chooses to view what is lurking beyond the horizon becomes their reality. A true realist, not a closet pessimist, would be someone who makes completely unbiased judgments and who doesn’t see things through any kind of filter, positive or negative. In principle, the realist’s way of thinking would be the most objective one. Can you really say you don’t have a filter? If I’m hungry and walking down the street, I will probably filter out nearly everything else in front of me as I scan for the nearest food. If I just finished eating and those stomach pains are something else, I might only see bathrooms. What is important to me is what’s realistic to me. When you say you are a realist, I hear you trying to justify your pessimism. Do you really have an unbiased opinion? If you think that your reality is determined by someone else, you’re missing the point and you will continue to live in the “I’m not negative, I’m realistic” world. Try adopting the “I create my reality” mindset and you’ll gain a great sense of control. When you buy into that concept you begin to understand that your reality is a mirrored reflection of what the world sees inside you. Yeah, the world ain’t all sunshine, rainbows and unicorn tears and I’m sure there is some danger lurking on the horizon – somewhere – if I look hard enough. I’m not about to sit around worrying about it. I’ll leave that to the realist. Mattitude Quote “Complaining, bitching and moaning are becoming very popular ways to break the ice”. - Matt Booth Engaging keynote speaker, Matt Booth, is the attitude expert. He is an Award-winning speaker and author. Through his keynote speeches and training programs, he educates and entertains audiences with his unique abilities and talents. To find out how Matt can help you improve your attitude, call 563-590-9693 or email info@mattbooth.com. 365ink Magazine | issue #215 { june 19 - july 2, 2014 } 31 { bob’s book reviews / crossword } you can tell he’s a spy because of the guy narrating his every thought. silence. Nothing, not even an official denial. Just nothing. Which, to my mind, begs the question. Here is a man who embodies all that is good about the CIA, a man who was a raging success story. Why wouldn’t the CIA want to toot its own horn for a change? Especially since so many CIA screw-ups were plastered across every newspaper in the world. Need I mention the Bay of Pigs or Aldrich Ames (no relation) the counterintelligence agent for the CIA convicted of spying for the Russians in the worst security breach in the history of the Agency. Spies, Real Spies By Bob Gelms The Good Spy: The Life and Death of Robert Ames by Pulitzer Prize winning Kai Bird is such a good book I have a hard time not sounding over the top. My brother-in-law just retired from a highranking job with the Department of Defense. He is extremely bright, conscientious, and was very, very good at his job, which we can’t talk about. I am so proud that such a competent man worked for the government in the best interest of the American people. He wasn’t elected or appointed. He was a civilian employee of the Defense Department and they couldn’t have picked a better person for the job. Gives me hope that there are other government employees as capable as he. I feel the same way about Robert Ames. Mr. Bird’s biography of Mr. Ames is a tour de force. It is the portrait of one of, if not the best (that we know about) spy this country has ever produced. Robert Ames’ death in 1983 was a national tragedy except we the people didn’t know about it at the time. He was killed in Beirut when Hamas, in one of its first operations, blew up the US Embassy. Ames was in the building at the time and died along with 60-some other people. Mr. Bird interviewed hundreds of people for this book and included many conversations with Robert Ames’ widow. He received no help from the CIA which, I suppose when you think about it, is not all that surprising. He requested many documents and asked to talk to a lot of people. He was met with 32 { june 19 - july 2, 2014 } Mr. Bird chronicles the recruiting, training, and rise to power of Robert Ames. It is an American success story and it is the real deal: a real live James Bond whose accomplishments were, and are, historical. He had the knack of forming close relationships with not only Israelis but also Arabs and Persians. Ames was the back channel that allowed the US government to talk to the Black September Organization when we couldn’t admit to communications during the 1972 massacre at the Munich Olympics. His connections went deep into the varied and hopelessly complicated terrorist movements in Israel and in Palestine and Lebanon. Robert Ames’ network also led him to build another back channel with Yasser Arafat of the PLO when our government couldn’t be seen talking or negotiating with the “Old Man” as Arafat was called. Mr. Bird’s book is a crash course in an alternative secret history of the strife in the Middle East. Had he lived and had the US government continued to listen to Robert Ames, Mr. Bird has me totally convinced that the current shape of the Middle East would look completely different. Robert Ames would have been responsible for setting that up. The Good Spy is a crucial book for the understanding of both sides of the issues facing Israel and the other Arab/Persian countries in the region. Kai Bird already won one Pulitzer Prize and this book could go a long way toward getting him another one. I like books about spies and espionage but this book is something else altogether. It’s true for one thing. I was utterly captivated by The Good Spy. I read it in two sittings and I didn’t want it to end. This is the definitive book on the making of a spy. Robert Ames directly and positively had an effect on our foreign policy and we can only hope the CIA is turning out other spies like him. 365ink Magazine | issue #215 Answer on page 35 www.Dubuque365.com { pam kress dunn } don’t get to attached to the suitcase, i’m taking it with me when i leave next month! A Little Bit Homeless to Dubuque, we spent the first year renting a duplex on Mt. Pleasant, and then moved into a house of our own on University. In an exhausted letter to a friend, I wrote, “Home is where your stuff is.” It’s also where you can pound a picture nail where you choose, and stay up all night ripping up ugly living room carpet. by pam kress-dunn Many years ago, I had a brush with homelessness. I knew I had a home to return to, but sofa-diving for three weeks was pretty uncomfortable. My first graduate degree was finished, and my roommate had departed. Without Jane in the apartment, I couldn’t afford the rent. My parents took most of my stuff, but left me behind in Iowa City so I could finish out my student job. It didn’t pay much, but it was in my field, and would look good on my resume. So I cobbled together three places to stay, and began my adventure in being a 20-something hobo. First I stayed with Ellen. She was a colleague I met through my job at the State Historical Society of Iowa. I knew her well enough, and had met her long-time partner, Dave, once or twice. Luckily for me, they had an entire extra bedroom could camp in for a week. It was an interesting room. Every surface, even the closet shelving, was covered with plants. Plants that flourished in the sun streaming through the windows or, lacking that, under purple grow lights. What kind of plants? Plants with five leaves. You know the kind. You could say they were ahead of their time. This was not, after all, twenty-first century Colorado. It seemed strange that Ellen never mentioned her pot crop, and I certainly didn’t want to say anything. Other than that, I felt welcome there, and only a little ill at ease. I liked my privacy. I missed my things. Next up was a week with my former undergrad roommate, Dinny. She was not to be confused with my original roommate, Denny, with whom I shared a dorm room for about a month before both of us moved into campus apartments. Dinny and I had shared the bottom half of a big house, she with her yellow Labrador, I with my black one. By this time, she was living with some other roommate in Coralville. I slept on the sofa, and all I remember about my time there – truly – is her yelling at me for putting the mayonnaise into the freezer, where it separated. Live and learn. I had no www.Dubuque365.com car, so I must have used the free campus bus to get around. Finally, I ended up apartment-sitting for a guy I had met when he was dating (to put it loosely) Jane. He was out of town for a week, and left me a key. The cool thing was that he was an artist, a very good one, and I got to browse through his paintings. The bad thing was the cricket in the shower, which kept me up all night because I could not bring myself to kill it. (To this day, I have trouble dispatching anything with a crunchy shell.) When my job at the SHSI ended, I moved back home with my parents. I began looking for employment, and the rest is history, for another ten or so years. I got a crummy job, dated a creepy guy, married my high school sweetheart, moved to Colorado, started raising two lovely kids. Then the marriage got so bad even I had to admit it was time to go, and I did. Again, I was sort of homeless. My best friend and her husband arranged for me and the kids to fly to their place near Philadelphia (which I know I’ve written about before, but it’s one of those things that’s hard to stop writing about). We could only stay for two weeks, because they were leaving for the rest of the summer and had promised their place to someone else. So I ended up with Mom and Dad again. I wasn’t exactly a boomerang kid, except, now that I think of it, I was. The kids and I stayed the summer. I found a temporary job at the public library. I even saw a counselor, but she believed my husband, when he visited and said the violence was over and I could safely come home. So I returned, and another horrible year went by. Once my daughter was done with first grade, I left her father for good, and found myself once again living with a friend at her house, with my kids and her kids and her husband and dog. Fun? Not really, but I was safe. After a month or so, I found a cheap apartment and began my new life as a single mother. Eventually, we moved back to Iowa. The kids grew up, and I remarried. Now each of us lives with people and pets of our choosing, and we’re all doing okay. I’ll admit, I was never homeless. Unlike Blanche DuBois, I never did have to depend upon the kindness of strangers, nor the keepers of homeless shelters. All of those times when I was in transition taught me a thing or two. When I moved When I was young, I went to Girl Scout camp six summers in a row, despite debilitating bouts of homesickness. Learning to banish that discomfort, not only for your children, but for yourself, is a hard skill to master, but well worth the effort. Home is as much an emotion as it is a place. I hope you hold the key to a home of your own, wherever you’re staying tonight. - pam2617@yahoo.com Upcoming Signings triumphing over, a lifetime of unresolved emotions. Named one of the best memoirs of the year by oprah.com! Germaine Parra: Searching for the Caravan Book Signing Friday, June 20, 5:30 - 7 p.m. Searching for the Caravan is one woman’s true story that begins in a wholesome, pastoral Christian farming community in the Midwest to a journey through Europe as a single professional woman, and Asia and Southeast Asia, encountering a multitude of cultures, religions and otherworldly phenomena that would ultimately clarify her own truth. Katie Hafner: Mother Daughter Me Book Signing Thursday, June 26th, 5:30 - 6:30 p.m. The complex, deeply binding relationship between mothers and daughters is brought vividly to life in Katie Hafner’s remarkable memoir, an exploration of the year she and her mother, Helen, spent working through, and Heather Gudenkauf Little Mercies Book Signing Friday, June 27th, 5:30 - 7 p.m. In her latest ripped-from-the-headlines tour de force, New York Times bestselling author Heather Gudenkauf shows how one small mistake can have life-altering consequences. A powerful and emotionally charged tale about motherhood and justice, Little Mercies is a searing portrait of the tenuous grasp we have on the things we love the most, and of the ties that unexpectedly bring us together. Heather will also be appearing at the Carnegie Stout Public Library on Thursday, July 17, 7 p.m. and at the James Kennedy Public library in Dyersville, IA on Wednesday, July 30, 6:30 p.m. 365ink Magazine | issue #215 { june 19 - july 2, 2014 } 33 { erma gerd’s questionably lucid advice } you’re not gonna sing for us, are ya sammy? DEAR ERMA, Hello old girl, I’m happy to see you are still riding high on the saddle. A friend told me that he read your column while attending a film festival in Dubuque, Iowa. So I wanted to take the opportunity to euthanize the rabid dog that has stood between us for all these years. We were just a couple kids. But I admit the trench coat wearing hooligan perched in the tree outside your bedroom window was me, and all those letters from Guy N. were me too. As fate would have it, I will be judging a butter sculpting competition in Des Moines on the 4th of July, so please come on out and say hello. Ps. Please rescind the restraining order, as fifty years has been long enough. Sincerely the man in red shoes, G.K. Mayor of Lake Woebegone, MN (Formerly of Mud Lake IA.) DEAR G.K., The world has become small indeed when witness protection, cosmetic surgery and a 40+ year marriage sentence still allow me to be recognized. I’m happy that you found a successful avenue for your trench coat voyeurism, and are able to entertain millions on public radio. Just know that I know the real Guy N. So good luck with the butter sculpting, be sure and enjoy a fried coke ball at the state fair, and please stay out of my tree. DEAR ERMA, Thank You for the gift basket! Honestly 25 years is a long time, and I have met so many wonderful people that It’s hard to remember everyone, I’m sorry that I didn’t remember meeting you, please don’t be upset. P.S. Please refrain from adding powdered sugar to your letters in the future, as I was quarantined for several hours, and law enforcement had to work overtime. See You at the Movies, K. (West Hollywood, Ca) DEAR K., Honey I’m sorry to say that I didn’t send you a gift basket, honestly I was a big fan 34 { june 19 - july 2, 2014 } 365ink Magazine | issue #215 of the sock wearing wolf, and that barefoot baseball player, but you did do a wonderful Robin Hood behind Morgan Freeman. Keep up the good work, and maybe I will bake you some of my famous cookies, a lot of cookies as it looks like you live in world where no one has eaten anything but words. DEAR ERMA, My mom wanted me to do something constructive now that school is out, so I’m writing you. Please give me some advice on what to do to get through this summer, school is actually easy as I just keep my nose in a book and give my lunch money to a big fat kid who smells like an onion. Now I don’t know what to do, as there is no fat kid to take my money and my parents don’t own any books. Please help!! Mark Z. On 1st Level B rd. north of Zwingle DEAR MARK, I come from a family who greatly values creative ingenuity, and a good book. So why not use your imagination and love of books to set yourself free from an ignorant world ruled by fat onions and ignorant parents? Maybe you should try making friends with strangers! Who knows it could change your life… DEAR ERMA, We at the AARP are happy to support the creative arts, but we do still require a payment for your enrollment. Kindly return this form with a check or money order to fulfill your annual obligation. Sincerely, Gustavo Grim (Dubuque Co. AARP) DEAR GUSTAVO, As I mentioned in previous correspondence, I have already purchased a fishing license, so your letter is unnecessary. Please enjoy the smoked carp I sent to your office at the time of writing this response, unfortunately my smoker was not working, so hopefully a few days in a cardboard box under the hot sun has done the trick. www.Dubuque365.com { dr. mccracken’s horrorscopes / sudoku } Gemini 5/21-6/21 Writing could come from deep within, whether through letters, poetry, or novels, or it could come from a Tumblr account that none of your friends follow. Let someone else feel special first before you go trying it out and thinking it’s all right to leave the house. Cancer 6/22-7/22 A drug dealer shoots a corrupt police officer. Though the drug dealer admits his guilt, he pleads selfdefense. His lawyer, Roland Dalton, and a “blue jean cop”, Richie Marks, pursue evidence in his favor. They encounter difficulties from other corrupt police officers, drug dealers, and various street scum. Dalton’s life is further complicated by the fact that the prosecuting attorney is a former lover. Your lucky number is 33. Leo 7/23-8/22 Communication, particularly with family members and romantic partners, could take place more subtly, to the point that you cancel your internet, sell your phone to a pawn shop, and build a mask made of Teflon. If you tweet long enough, you’ll sense strong love and support from almost no one. Virgo 8/23-9/22 Romance should be intense and sensual and mostly with www.Dubuque365.com Libra 9/23-10/22 If you feel especially intuitive, it certainly won’t be easy for anyone to lie to you or convince you to stop touching yourself to muted episodes of the Antique Roadshow. Scorpio 10/23-11/21 Perhaps you’ve put off making some repairs to your home, but perhaps you live in an apartment you rent from an old hedgehog of a woman who has no joy in her life and you’ll just rip the banister out of the stairwell instead. Sagittarius 11/22-12/21 You might spend at least part of the day alone meditating or contemplating your future, and all the other parts of the day you might spend thinking about how to convince the cute girl at the bank that you invented those fake candles that take four watch batteries and barely light up. Capricorn 12/22-1/19 Don’t be fooled by the recent thunderstorms: you’re still bad at poetry. Aquarius 1/20-2/18 I didn’t understand Celiac’s until you made me try one of the things you call crackers. Pisces 2/19-3/20 Today you might receive a visit or phone call from a friend you haven’t seen for a while or you might just see which DVD menus music speaks the most clearly to your soul. Crossword Answers Taurus 4/20-5/20 People are running around like crazy, but if you share what’s on your mind they may run faster and further. Trust your intuition unless anything better comes along. other people. If you schedule an evening for creative endeavors, think less about how the world will be swallowed by the sun eventually and more about how the sun is at least tropical feeling. Sudoku Answers Aries 3/21-4/19 Others, particularly family members, might be rather quiet, as if you’re a bothersome source of shame for them and everyone they know. Invest in thick blankets and weak knees. i want to see bruce on a rope swing! 365ink Magazine | issue #215 { june 19 - july 2, 2014 } 35 36 { june 19 - july 2, 2014 } 365ink Magazine | issue #215 www.Dubuque365.com
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