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Here - New Zealand Listener
SATURDAY DECEMBER 28
TV1
TV2
FREEVIEW 1 SKY 001
6.00 Te Karere (R, C)
6.30 Hyundai Country Calendar
(G, R, C)
7.00 Christchurch: From the
Streets (G, R, C)
7.30 How the Other Half Lives
(PGR, R, C)
8.00 Make the Politician Work
(G, R, C)
8.30 60 Minute Makeover (G, R)
9.30 Come Dine with Me
Omnibus (G, R) Ordinary
Britons battle for the title of
ultimate dinner party host.
11.55 There’s No Taste Like Home
(G)
12.55 MasterChef All Stars
(G, R, HD, C)
1.55 The Chase (G, R, C)
2.50 Recruits Paramedics (PGR,
R, C) Today: At Paramedic
College, a class of new
recruits are nearing their final
assessments.
3.20 Coastwatch (G, R, C) Today:
An odd collection of seafood
turns up, and police officers
answer a mayday call at
Great Barrier Island.
3.50 ■ Fishy Business (G, HD,
C) Lifestyle series in which
Adam Clancy goes fishing in
many weird and wonderful
places.
4.50 ■ Stephen Fry’s 100
Greatest Gadgets (G, R, C)
Stephen Fry counts down his
all-time favourite gizmos and
devices.
6.00 ONE News (C)
7.00 NZ Story (PGR, C) Jim
Morunga: Jim Morunga
discusses the subject of
suicide, arguing that getting
our heads straight means we
need to talk about the topic
more openly, especially with
our kids.
7.30 Paul O’Grady: For the Love
of Dogs (G, C) Tonight:
The Battersea staff must
rehabilitate a tiny chihuahua
with a big aggression
problem.
8.00 Showtime (PGR, C) Tonight:
In Howick, director Peter
Meikle is back to work after
a bout of man-flu, and it
is time for the cast to face
the consequences of the
changes they have made
to his play.
8.30 Miss Fisher’s Murder
Mysteries (AO, C, AD) Dead
Air: There is a new wireless
in the Fisher household, and
there is murder on the air.
9.40 ■ The Aviator (2004, AO,
R, C) Biography of aviator,
filmmaker, playboy and
billionaire Howard Hughes.
Leonardo DiCaprio, Cate
Blanchett, Alec Baldwin.
Films, page 68
1.05am ■ Louie Spence’s
Showbusiness (PGR, R)
1.50 Emmerdale (PGR, R, C)
3.50 Infomercials
5.30 – 6.00 The Key of David
6.00
6.25
6.30
6.40
Tiki Tour (G, R, HD, C)
Pocoyo (G, C)
Wiki the Kiwi (G, R, HD, C)
Jake & the Neverland Pirates
(C)
7.00 Stitch! (C)
7.25 Gravity Falls (C)
7.50 Phineas and Ferb (C)
8.15 Transformers Prime
Beasthunters
8.40 Adventure Time (G, R, C)
9.05 Angry Birds Toons (C)
9.10 Young Justice: Invasion (C)
9.35 Regular Show (C)
10.00 Fresh
10.30 Rodney (G, R, C)
11.00 H8r (HD)
Noon ■ Gracie (2007, PGR, R,
C) After her brother dies
in an accident, a teenage
girl defies her family’s
expectations by training
for pro soccer in his place.
Elisabeth Shue, Carly
Schroeder.
1.55 Mad (G, C)
2.05 Secret Life of the American
Teenager
3.00 Mobbed (C)
4.00 Baby Daddy (C)
4.30 Seriously Funny Kids (C)
5.00 America’s Funniest Home
Videos (G, R, C)
5.30 According to Jim (G, R, C)
The Scrapbook: Cheryl
and Jim reminisce about
their botched anniversary
moments from years past.
6.00 The Amazing Race (PGR, C)
I Feel Like I’m in the Circus
(Thailand): Fearing they have
broken the rules, one team
takes a risk that could cost
them the race.
7.00 ■ Armageddon (1998,
AO, R, C) NASA and the
US Government turn to a
veteran oil-well driller and his
team to save humanity after
an asteroid is discovered to
be on a collision course with
Earth. Bruce Willis, Billy Bob
Thornton, Liv Tyler. (Includes
Lotto draw at 8.00pm)
10.00 ■ Lost in Space (1998, PGR,
R, C) A family en route to
colonise a newly-discovered
planet find their spaceship
sabotaged. Gary Oldman,
William Hurt, Matt LeBlanc,
Mimi Rogers.
12.30am ■ The Towering Inferno
(1974, AO, R, C) A fire breaks
out at the opening party of
a massive skyscraper. Paul
Newman, Steve McQueen,
Faye Dunaway.
3.30 ■ Henry Poole Is Here
(2008, PGR, R) When a
man discovers he has six
weeks to live, he tries to
spend his remaining days in
seclusion, but the discovery
of a “miracle” by a neighbour
disrupts his plan. Luke
Wilson, Radha Mitchell,
Cheryl Hines.
5.05 Fresh (R)
5.30 – 6.00 It Is Written
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TV3
FREEVIEW 2 SKY 002
FREEVIEW 3 SKY 003
6.00 Charles Stanley
6.30 Rheem Outdoors with Geoff
(G, R)
7.00 Trade Zone Gone Fishin’
(G, R, HD)
7.30 Infomercials
9.30 Saving Gen Y (PGR, R, HD,
C)
10.00 Extreme Makeover: Weight
Loss Edition (C)
11.00 ■ Chelsea New Zealand’s
Hottest Home Baker (G, R)
Noon Project Runway (PGR, R, C)
1.00 ■ What’s Really in Our
Food? (G, R, C)
2.00 King of Dirt (G)
3.00 ■ America’s Next Top
Model: British Invasion
(PGR, R)
4.00 ■ Grand Designs (G, R, C)
Today: A Grade II-listed
timber-framed barn in Essex.
5.00 Trade Zone Gone Fishin’
(G, HD)
5.30 ITM Fishing Show (G, R)
6.00 3 News
7.00 Fusion Feasts (G, HD,
C) Today: Peter Gordon
is in Gisborne cooking a
“fermented maize” delicacy
for a fundraiser feast.
7.30 Survivor: Blood vs Water
(G, HD, C) Tonight: Some of
Tyson’s alliances decide to
target him.
8.30 ■ We Own the Night
(2007, AO, R, C) A New York
nightclub manager tries to
save his brother and father
from the Russian mafia. Mark
Wahlberg, Joaquin Phoenix.
11.00 Outrageous Fortune
(AO, R, HD, C) Give Me Up
the Truth: Cheryl is asked to
be a narc.
12.00am Underbelly: Razor
(AO, R, HD, C)
1.00 Infomercials
5.00 Hillsong (G)
5.30 – 6.00 Charles Stanley
FOUR
TV1: Miss Fisher’s Murder
Mysteries, 8.30pm
PRIME
FREEVIEW 10 SKY 004
6.00 Home Shopping
11.30 Whose Line Is It Anyway UK
(PGR, R)
Noon The Crowd Goes Wild
Omnibus (G, R)
2.30 Father Ted (PGR, R)
3.00 Junior Bakeoff (G, R)
3.35 Telefrag (G)
4.00 Getaway (G, R)
4.30 Do You See What I See
(G, R)
5.30 Prime News
6.00 River Cottage Gone Fishin’
7.00 Storage Wars (G, R)
7.30 Hugh’s Three Good Things
(G) Tonight: The perfect fish
dishes using black bream as
the main ingredient.
8.00 Gordon Ramsay’s Ultimate
Cookery Course (G) Tonight:
Olive, tomato and rosemary
focaccia.
8.30 ■ Midsomer Murders (AO,
R) Tonight: A disagreement
between keen birdwatchers
in Midsomer-in-the-Marsh
turns nasty when their
president is killed.
10.30 True Blood (AO, R) We’ll
Meet Again: Bill and Eric
decide to force Sookie to
help them, and Pam forces
Tara to embrace her nature.
11.40 Top Gear USA (PGR, R)
12.40am – 6.00 Home Shopping
MAORI
FREEVIEW 5 SKY 019
FREEVIEW 4 SKY 012
6.00 Children’s Programmes 3.30
Infomercials 4.30 Pukana (G) 5.00
Mr Young (G, R) 5.30 The Suite
Life on Deck (G, R) 6.00 Sabrina
the Teenage Witch (G, R) 6.30 ■
Thunderbirds (2004, G, R) The
headquarters of a family-run global
rescue network is invaded by
terrorists, leaving only the youngest
son and his teenage friends to
save the day. Brady Corbet, Bill
Paxton, Sophia Myles, Vanessa
Anne Hudgens. 8.30 South Park
(AO, R) Cartoon Wars Part II: Kyle
is injured and Cartman must go
on alone, determined to have
Family Guy cancelled. 9.00 ■ The
Unborn (2009, AO, R) A young
woman seeks to free herself from a
paranormal curse with the help of
a spiritual advisor. Odette Yustman,
Gary Oldman, Meagan Good.
Films, page 68 11.00 Excused (AO,
R) 11.25 Excused (AO, R) 11.50 –
6.00am Infomercials
10.00am Toku Reo (G, R)
2.00 Tribe (G, R)
2.30 Homai Te Pakipaki (G, R)
3.30 Fox Memorial Shield 2013
(R)
5.30 News: Te Kaea
6.00 Te Tepu (R)
6.30 Whatukura Mareikura (G)
7.00 Te Kaea (R)
7.30 ■ A Monster in Paris
(2011, G) A monster who
lives in a garden in Paris in
the early 1900s falls in love
with a beautiful young singer.
Voices of Mathieu Chedid,
Vanessa Paradis.
9.10 ■ Sons for the Return Home
(1979, AO, R) After returning
home to Samoa, a young
man finds that his New
Zealand upbringing has not
equipped him for life on a
remote Pacific island. Uelese
Petaia, Fiona Lindsay, Moira
Walker, Lani John Tupu.
11.10 – 11.40 News: Te Kaea (R)
C Captions AD Audio Description HD High Definition
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SATURDAY DECEMBER 28
SKY PREMIERE SKY 030
MOVIES GREATS SKY 032 MOVIES CLASSICS SKY033 RIALTO SKY 039
7.30
7.15
To the Mat (2011, PG)
Ricky Schroder.
9.05 The Possession (2012, 16)
Jeffrey Dean Morgan.
10.35 Seven Psychopaths (2012,
16) Colin Farrell.
12.25 Dark Shadows (2012, M)
Johnny Depp.
2.20 Biography: Matthew Perry
(2008, PG)
3.10 Three Inches (2011, M) Noah
Reid, James Marsters.
4.40 House at the End of the
Street (2012, M) Jennifer
Lawrence, Elisabeth Shue.
6.20 This Is 40 (2012, 16) Paul
Rudd, Leslie Mann.
8.30 Skyfall (2012, M) James
Bond returns to MI6 when
it comes under attack from
an assailant who is targeting
M. Daniel Craig, Judi Dench,
Javier Bardem.
10.55 Killer Joe (2011, 18) A drug
dealer takes a hit out on
his mother to cash in on
her life insurance. Matthew
McConaughey, Emile Hirsch.
12.40am Three Inches (2011, M)
2.10 House at the End of the Street
(2012, M) 3.50 Killer Joe (2011, 18)
5.35 Skyfall (2012, M)
Making of: Walk the Line
(2005, PG)
7.30 Mr Deeds (2002, M) Adam
Sandler, Winona Ryder.
9.05 Fear (1996, M) Reese
Witherspoon.
10.40 The Beach (2000, 16)
Leonardo DiCaprio.
12.40 Con Air (1997, 18) Nicolas
Cage, John Malkovich.
2.35 Behind Enemy Lines (2001,
M) Owen Wilson.
4.20 The Yards (1999, M) Mark
Wahlberg, Joaquin Phoenix.
6.20 Erin Brockovich (2000, M)
Julia Roberts.
8.30 The Bone Collector (1999,
M) A paralysed former
detective and forensic expert
works with an inexperienced
female cop to catch a serial
killer. Denzel Washington,
Angelina Jolie.
10.30 Down with Love (2003,
M) Renee Zellweger, Ewan
McGregor.
12.10am Eastern Promises (2007,
18) 1.50 Directors: Michael Apted
(2011, PG) 2.20 Behind Enemy Lines
(2001, M) 4.05 Down with Love
(2003, M) 5.45 Directors: Michael
Apted (2011, PG)
6.45 National Lampoon’s Animal
House (1978, 16) John
Belushi, Tim Matheson.
8.35 Making of: Rocky – 8mm
Moments with John G
Avildsen (PG)
8.50 Tequila Sunrise (1988, PG)
Mel Gibson, Michelle Pfeiffer.
10.45 Making of: Superman – The
Magic Behind the Cape
(2001, PG)
11.10 Tequila Sunrise (1988, PG)
Mel Gibson, Michelle Pfeiffer.
1.05 True Grit (1969, PG) John
Wayne, Kim Darby.
3.10 The Bedford Incident (1965,
G) Richard Widmark.
4.50 Play Misty for Me (1971, 16)
Clint Eastwood.
6.30 Stargate (1994, PG) Kurt
Russell, James Spader.
8.30 The Way We Were (1973,
PG) A mismatched couple
try to make their relationship
work. Barbra Streisand.
10.25 American Gigolo (1980, 16)
Richard Gere, Lauren Hutton.
12.20am Play Misty for Me (1971, 16)
2.00 The Bedford Incident (1965,
G) 3.40 American Gigolo (1980, 16)
5.35 Making of: Get Shorty (PG)
5.45 Stargate (1994, PG)
GENERAL
UKTV SKY 007
6.00 New Tricks (M) 6.55 The Mystery of Edwin
Drood (PG) 7.55 The Mystery of Edwin Drood (PG)
8.55 Dripping in Chocolate (M) 10.30 Going for Gold
(PG) 12.05 Worried About the Boy (16) 1.35 We’ll
Take Manhattan (M) 3.10 Page Eight (M) 4.55 The
Bill (M) 5.50 Midsomer Murders (M) 7.30 Going for
Gold: The 48 Olympics (PG) The story of how two
men from different backgrounds triumphed against
the odds to capture Olympic Gold. Sam Hoare, Matt
Smith. 9.05 We’ll Take Manhattan (M) The story
of how photographer David Bailey took unknown
model Jean Shrimpton to Manhattan. Aneurin
Barnard, Karen Gillan. 10.40 Page Eight (M) A
long-serving MI5 officer becomes involved with his
political activist neighbour. Bill Nighy, Rachel Weisz.
12.20am Midsomer Murders (M) 1.55 The Green
Green Grass (PG) 2.40 Dripping in Chocolate (M)
4.15 Doctors Marathon (PG) 5.40 The Bill (M)
Living SKY 008
6.00 Til Debt Do Us Part 6.30 Breathing Space Yoga
7.00 How Did You Do That? 7.30 The Allotment
8.00 Til Debt Do Us Part 8.30 Property Developing
Abroad 9.30 Decked Out 10.00 How Did You
Do That? 10.30 The Seasons 11.30 Lost Gardens
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Apartment 143 (2011, M) Kai
Lennox, Gia Mantegna.
8.55 The Awakening (2011, M)
Rebecca Hall, Dominic West.
10.45 Jayne Mansfield’s Car
(2012, M) Kevin Bacon.
12.50 Journal de France (2012,
PG) French documentary.
2.30 Rialto British: Lost
Christmas (2011, PG) Eddie
Izzard, Larry Mills.
4.05 Moving On: Donor (2010, M)
Sally Phillips, Paul Rhys.
4.55 Shihad: Beautiful Machine
(2011, M) Documentary.
6.35 Julia’s Eyes (2010, 16)
LluÌs Homar.
8.30 Rialto Selection: Attack the
Block (2011, 16) A teenage
gang in London defend their
block when it is invaded
by furry black aliens. Jodie
Whittaker, John Boyega.
10.00 A History of Violence (2005,
18) Viggo Mortensen.
11.35 Moving On: Tour of
Duty (2010, M) Christine
Bottomley.
12.20am Blame (2010, 16) 1.55 Later
with Jools Holland (M) 3.00 Journal
de France (2012, PG) 4.40 A History
of Violence (2005, 18)
SoHo SKY 010
Choice TV FREEVIEW 12 SKY 026
6.00 Destination Flavour 6.30 Better Homes &
Gardens 7.30 Get Growing 8.00 The Edible Garden
8.30 Home by Novogratz 9.00 From Birmingham
to Bombay 9.30 Destination Flavour 10.00 Fantasy
Homes by the Sea 11.00 American Restoration
11.30 Bondi Vet Noon House Crashers 12.30 Kirstie
Allsopps Home Style 1.30 Better Homes & Gardens
2.30 Get Growing 3.00 The Edible Garden 3.30
Guide to the Good Life 4.00 My Dream Home
5.00 No Kitchen Required 6.00 Nigel Marven 7.00
Lonely Planet: Best in Asia 7.30 Natural World 8.30
■ The Experiment (2010, AO) 26 men take part in
a psychological study that spirals out of control.
Adrien Brody, Forest Whitaker. 10.30 Guide to the
Good Life 11.00 My Dream Home 12.00am Nigel
Marven 1.00 Natural World 2.00 Lonely Planet: Best
in Asia 2.30 Flatmates (AO) 3.00 ■ The Experiment
(2010, AO) 5.00 No Kitchen Required
7.30
Sky Premiere: Skyfall, 8.30pm
of Heligan Noon Grand Designs Indoors Noon
Decked Out 2.30 Gardening Australia 3.00 Property
Developing Abroad 4.00 Zoo Days (M) 4.30 10
Years Younger: UK (M) 5.30 How Did You Do That?
6.00 It’s Me or the Dog Summer 7.00 It’s Me or the
Dog Summer 7.30 A Place in the Sun 8.30 Going
Back (M) 9.30 Heir Hunters 10.30 Final Chance to
Save (M) 11.30 Stephen Fry in America 12.30am
Corfu: A Tale of Two Islands (M) 1.00 10 Years
Younger: UK (M) 2.00 Heir Hunters 3.00 Zoo Days
(M) 3.30 A Place in the Sun 4.30 Going Back (M)
5.30 10 Years Younger: UK (M)
The Arts Channel SKY 027
6.20 Cartoon College (PG) 7.35 Kete Aronui 8.00
Into the Arctic 9.35 In Search of Haydn 10.00
Shakespeare: The King’s Man 11.00 Obsession
Magnifique 11.30 Cuba’s Secret Side 12.30 High
Art of the Low Countries 1.20 The Amish 2.20
Cartoon College (PG) 3.35 Kete Aronui 4.00 Brick
City 5.00 South Bank Show: Pixar 5.50 Toni &
Rosi 6.45 Milos Forman: Taking Off in America
7.45 Inside the Actors Studio: Hugh Jackman 8.30
■ Beautiful Losers (2008, AO) US documentary
about a collective of independent artists. 10.00 ■
Miss Austen Regrets (2007, PG) Biopic about Jane
Austen’s later years. Olivia Williams. 11.30 Kete
Aronui 12.00am Brick City 1.00 South Bank Show:
Pixar 1.50 Toni & Rosi 2.45 Milos Forman: Taking
Off in America 3.45 Inside the Actors Studio: Hugh
Jackman 4.30 ■ Beautiful Losers (2008, AO)
6.00 Entourage (16) 6.35 Six Feet Under Marathon
(16) 11.30 SoHo on Set (M) 12.25 ■ The Sunset
Limited (2011, M) Samuel L Jackson, Tommy Lee
Jones. 2.00 Box Set: Five Days (16) Season two of
the UK crime drama series. 7.00 Box Set: Top Boy
(18) Season one of the UK drama series. 8.00 Top
Boy (18) Dushane and Sully find themselves in debt
to Raikes and under increasing pressure to retrieve
their stash from Kamale; Dushane’s ambitions begin
to spill into the lives of his family; and Lisa shows
signs of improvement. 9.00 Top Boy (18) Time is
running out for Dushane and Sully to find Kamale
and repay their debt to Raikes; Ra’Nell turns to
Leon to help Gem; and Heather dreams of her new
life. 10.00 Top Boy (18) Dushane’s loyalty to his
accomplice and best friend, Sully, is tested, and Lisa,
distraught and desperate, is left to rely on Leon to
prevent certain tragedy. 11.00 ■ The Sunset Limited
(2011, M) Samuel L. Jackson, Tommy Lee Jones.
12.35am SoHo on Set (M) 1.00 Six Feet Under
Marathon (16)
BBC World News SKY 089
6.00 BBC World News 6.30 Focus on Africa 7.00
BBC World News 7.30 Middle East Business Report
8.00 BBC World News 8.40 Africa Business Report
9.00 BBC World News 9.30 Our World 10.00 BBC
World News 10.30 Football Focus 11.00 BBC World
News Noon BBC World News 12.30 Panorama
1.00 BBC World News 1.10 World Features 1.30
Talking Business 2.00 BBC World News 2.10 This
World 3.00 BBC World News 3.30 Kindertransport
4.00 BBC World News 4.30 Addiction 5.00 BBC
World News 5.30 Fast Track 6.00 BBC World News
6.30 Middle East Business Report 7.00 BBC World
News 7.30 Click 8.00 BBC World News 8.10 World
Features 8.30 HARDtalk 9.00 BBC World News 9.10
Football Focus 9.30 Kindertransport 10.00 BBC
World News 10.10 Shot for Going to School 11.00
BBC World News 11.10 Africa Business Report 11.30
Panorama 12.00am BBC World News 12.10 World
Features 12.30 Our World 1.00 BBC World News
1.30 Talking Movies 2.00 BBC World News 2.15
Sport Today 2.30 Fast Track 3.00 BBC World News
3.30 Dateline London 4.00 BBC World News 4.10
This World 5.00 BBC World News 5.30 Addiction
LISTENER DECEMBER 28 2013
SATURDAY DECEMBER 28
SPORT
RADIO
Sky Sport 1 SKY 051
Radio New Zealand National
6.00 Basketball, NBL, Melbourne Tigers v
Wollongong Hawks, replay. 8.00 Presidents Cup
2013 Official Film 9.00 Cricket, The Ashes, Fourth
Test, Day Two, Last Two Hours. 11.00 Cricket, NZ
v West Indies, First One-Day, highlights. Noon
Basketball, NBL, Melbourne Tigers v Wollongong
Hawks, replay. 2.00 Fight Night on SKY 4.00
Cricket, Big Bash League, Sydney Thunder v
Adelaide Strikers, replay. 7.30 Soccer, A-League,
Melbourne Heart v Wellington Phoenix, replay. 9.30
Soccer, A-League, Melbourne Victory v Western
Sydney Wanderers, live. 11.30 Sailing, Sea Master
Series. 12.00am Martial Arts, IJF Judo, Jeju Grand
Prix. 12.30 Red Bull Chronicles 1.00 Pool, World
Masters, First Semi-Final. 2.00 Pool, World Masters,
Second Semi-Final. 3.00 Cricket, NZ v West Indies,
First One-Day, highlights. 4.00 Basketball, NBL,
Melbourne Tigers v Wollongong Hawks, replay.
Sky Sport 2 SKY 052
6.00 Soccer, A-League, Melbourne Heart v
Wellington Phoenix, replay. 8.00 Cricket, Big Bash
League, Sydney Thunder v Adelaide Strikers, replay.
11.30 Cricket, The Ashes, Australia v England, Fourth
Test, Day Two. Noon Cricket, The Ashes, Australia v
England, Fourth Test, Day Three, Morning Session,
live. 2.35 Primetime: UFC 162 Flashback 3.05
Cricket, The Ashes, Australia v England, Fourth Test,
Day Three, Afternoon Session, live. 8.00 Cricket,
NZ v West Indies, First One-Day, highlights. 9.00
Cricket, Big Bash League, Brisbane Heat v Hobart
Hurricanes, live. 12.30am Cricket, The Ashes,
Australia v England, Fourth Test, Day Three, Last
Two Hours. 2.30 Soccer, A-League, Melbourne
Victory v Western Sydney Wanderers, replay. 4.30
Soccer, A-League, Melbourne Heart v Wellington
Phoenix, replay.
History: C.S Lewis: Beyond Narnia, 8.30pm
Bash League, Sydney Thunder v Adelaide Strikers,
highlights. 7.00 Pool, World Masters, Second
Semi-Final. 8.00 Darts, World Championships,
Day 12, Session Two, live. Noon Pool, World
Masters, Second Semi-Final. 1.00 Soccer, A-League,
Melbourne Heart v Wellington Phoenix, replay. 3.00
MUTV 6.00 UFC 168 Countdown 7.00 Darts, World
Championships, Day 12, Session Two, replay. 11.00
Presidents Cup 2013 Official Film 12.00am Lawn
Bowls, NZ Open, Women’s Singles, highlights. 1.30
Darts, World Championships, Day 13, Session One,
live. 5.30 Cricket, Big Bash League, Brisbane v
Hobart, highlights.
ESPN SKY 061
6.00 Cricket, The Ashes, Australia v England,
Fourth Test, Day Two, highlights. 6.30 Cricket, Big
6.00 Facts of Fishing with Dave Mercer Marathon
8.00 SportsCenter 8.30 Gridiron, NCAA, College
Series, Military Bowl, live. Noon SportsCenter 1.00
Crossfit Games. 2.00 ESPN Documentaries 3.00
Basketball, NBA, Los Angeles Lakers v Utah Jazz,
live. 5.30 SportsCenter 6.00 Poker, World Series.
8.00 NFL Kickoff 9.00 SportsCenter 10.00 ESPN
FC 10.30 NBA Tonight 11.00 Aussies Abroad
12.00am ESPN Documentaries 1.00 SportsCenter
3.00 ESPN FC 3.30 NBA Tonight 4.00 Basketball,
NBA, LA Lakers v Utah Jazz, replay.
DOCUMENTARIES
History SKY 073
Sky Sport 3 SKY 053
Discovery SKY 070
6.30 MythBusters (PG) 8.30 ET Fishing Escapes
(PG) 9.30 Ragin’ Cajuns (PG) 10.30 Deadly Seas
(PG) 11.30 Off the Hook: Extreme Catches (PG)
12.30 River Monsters (PG) 1.30 MythBusters (PG)
2.30 Auction Kings (PG) 3.00 Auction Hunters
(PG) 3.30 Ben Earl: Trick Artist (PG) 4.30 The
Unexplained Files (PG) 5.30 Airplane Repo (PG)
6.30 Yukon Men (PG) 7.30 Treehouse Masters (PG)
8.30 Bear Grylls: Escape from Hell (PG) Bear Grylls
presents highlights from the series. 9.30 Blood
& Oil (PG) Pay Dirt: The Cutters are a blue collar,
Midwestern family who are determined to keep their
company alive amidst Ohio’s aggressive oil boom.
10.30 Amish Mafia (PG) 11.30 Secrets of … (PG)
12.30am Ben Earl: Trick Artist (PG) 1.30 Ghost Lab
Marathon (PG) 5.30 MythBusters (PG)
National Geographic SKY 072
6.30 Air Crash Investigation (PG) 7.30
Megastructures (PG) 8.30 Megafactories (G) 9.30
King Fishers (PG) 11.30 Inside Combat Rescue (M)
1.30 Goldfathers Marathon (M) 6.30 Yukon Gold
(M) 7.30 Attack of the Zeppelins (PG) When 8.30
Seconds from Disaster (PG) The Hindenburg: The
German passenger airship LZ 129 Hindenburg
caught fire and was destroyed during its attempt to
dock in 1937, killing 36 of the 97 people on board.
9.30 Nazi Megastructures (PG) Fortress Berlin: In
the last desperate days of the Third Reich, the city
of Berlin was turned into a citadel to protect Hitler.
10.30 Paranatural (PG) 12.30am Australia: Life on
the Edge (G) 1.30 Aussie Icons with HG Nelson (PG)
2.30 Australia’s Great Flood (PG) 3.30 Cranmer
& Son: Family Gun Feud (PG) 4.30 Doomsday
Preppers (M) 5.30 Air Crash Investigation (PG)
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6.30 Jesus: The Missing Years (PG) 7.30 Decoded:
Dan Brown’s: Lost Symbol (PG) 8.30 Murder
Casebook (M) 9.30 Time Team (G) 11.30 Riddles of
the Bible (PG) 12.30 Temple Mount (PG) 1.30 Seven
Wonders of: The Buddhist World (PG) 2.30 Jesus:
The Missing Years (PG) 3.30 Decoded: Dan Brown’s
Lost Symbol (PG) 4.30 Guy Martin’s Industrial
Wonder (PG) 5.30 Myth Hunters (PG) 6.30 Coast
(PG) 7.30 Greatest Human Achievements (PG)
8.30 CS Lewis: Beyond Narnia (PG) Dramatised
biography of English novelist CS Lewis. 9.30 Coast
(PG) 10.30 Chris Tarrant’s Extreme Railways (PG)
11.30 Battle Castle (M) 12.30am Ancient Aliens (PG)
2.30 How the Universe Works (PG) 3.30 Greatest
Human Achievements (PG) 4.30 CS Lewis: Beyond
Narnia (PG) 5.30 Coast (PG)
BBC Knowledge SKY 074
6.30 James May’s Toy Stories (PG) 7.30 Lonely
Planet: Best in China (PG) 7.40 Top Gear (PG)
8.35 Da Vinci: The Lost Treasure (PG) 9.25 Junior
Doctors (M) 10.15 Steve Jobs: I Changed the World
(PG) 11.05 Embarrassing Bodies (M) 11.55 Who Do
You Think You Are? (M) 12.55 Top Gear (PG) 1.50
Natural World (PG) 2.45 Christianity: A History (M)
3.35 Russia with Jonathan Dimbleby (PG) 4.35
Junior Doctors (M) 5.35 Top Gear USA (M) 6.30
China on Four Wheels (PG) 7.30 Ross Kemp on
Gangs (16) 8.30 First Australians (PG) A Fair Deal
for a Dark Race: The beginnings of the Aboriginal
rights movement. 9.30 Fat & Fatter (PG) 10.30
Dragons’ Den (PG) 11.35 Top Gear (PG) 12.30am
Natural World (PG) 1.25 Christianity: A History
(M) 2.15 Russia with Jonathan Dimbleby (PG) 3.15
Junior Doctors (M) 4.05 Hasidic Guide to Love (M)
5.00 Da Vinci: The Lost Treasure (PG) 5.50 Steve
Jobs: I Changed the World (PG)
6.08 Storytime (RNZ)
7.08 The Best of Country Life (RNZ)
8.10 The Best of Kim Hill (RNZ)
(saturday@radionz.co.nz)
Noon The World at Noon
12.11 Summer Music 101 with Emma Smith
Including: 1.30 In Concert (1 of 4, RNZ); 4.06 The
Mix Tape (RNZ) (music101@radionz.co.nz)
5.45 Way to Go (1 of 4, RNZ)
6.06 Great Encounters (1 of 10, RNZ)
6.45 The Merry Marauders An adaptation of
Arthur J Rees’ 1913 novel of an ill-fated touring
acting troupe (1 of 9, RNZ)
7.06 Saturday Night with Peter Fry (RNZ)
(satnight@radionz.co.nz)
11.04 Wayne’s Music (RNZ)
12.04am All Night Programme Including: 12.05
Music after Midnight; 12.30 History Repeated
(RNZ); 1.05 Our Changing World (RNZ); 2.05
Spiritual Outlook (BBC); 2.35 Hymns (RNZ); 3.05
How to Drink a Glass of Wine, written and told by
John Saker (3 of 5, RNZ); 3.30 NZ Books (RNZ);
4.30 Science in Action (BBC); 5.10 Fulbright (1 of
4, RNZ)
Details available at www.radionz.co.nz
Radio New Zealand Concert
News and Weather 6.00, 7.00, 8.00,
9.00am, noon, 3.00, 6.00, 11.00pm
6.00 Classic Morning Includes News and
Weather, Competition and Beauty Spot
9.00 The Works
10.00 Your Choice (Box 123, Wellington or
concert@radionz.co.nz)
12.00 The RNZ Concert Classical
1.00 Jazz Profiles Doing your own thing, creating
whole new sounds (F, NPR)
2.00 Global Sounds Music from Malawi &
Madagascar
3.00 Saturday Concert Finalists at the 2011
Pettman Royal Overseas League Arts International
Scholarship Competition – Mendelssohn arr anon:
First and Second movements, Allegro di molto;
Andante, from Symphony No 1 in C minor Op
11; Hamilton: Ghost Dance; Farr: Fields I, Estrella
Quartet; Franck arr Delsart: First and Second
movements, Allegro ben moderato; Allegro,
from Violin Sonata in A; Debussy: Cello Sonata
in D minor; Ginastera: Fourth movement, Allegro
con fuoco, from Cello Sonata Op 49, Duo Vivo;
Piazzolla: Oblivion; Beethoven: Third movement,
Theme and Variations, from Trio in G for flute,
bassoon and piano WoO37; Genzmer: Trio,
Sylventus (RNZ)
4.30 Getting Romantic D’Erlanger: Prélude
romantique; Zandonai: Concerto romantic; M
Haydn: Romance for horn and string quartet
MH806; C Schumann: Three Romances Op 22;
Granados: Romantic Scenes
6.00 Made in New Zealand
7.00 Vocalied The World of Song
8.00 Music Alive Freddy Kempf (pno), NZSO/
Matthew Coorey – Gershwin: Second Rhapsody
for piano and orchestra; Bernstein: Prelude, Fugue
and Riffs; Gershwin: Variations on I Got Rhythm;
An American in Paris; Shostakovich: Tahiti Trot Op
16; Gershwin: Rhapsody in Blue
9.25 O Great Mystery Palestrina’s Missa
O Magnum Mysterium, The Sixteen/Harry
Christophers
10.00 Day’s End
12.00am Music Through The Night
Details available at www.radionz.co.nz
Newstalk ZB
6.00 Nigel Yalden All Sport Breakfast 9.00 Carly
Flynn 1.00pm Miles Davis 6.00 Bruce Russell
12.00am Gary Denvir
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TV1
6.00
6.30
7.15
7.45
8.15
TV2
FREEVIEW 1 SKY 001
Mucking In (G, R, C)
60 Minute Makeover (G, R)
Tagata Pasifika (R)
Praise Be (G, R)
Attitude (G, R, C, AD) Today:
Cam Dawson is a 13-year-old
musician who is leaving his
family and making a career
move to Auckland.
8.45 Crime Queen: Dame
Ngaio Marsh (G, R, HD, C)
Docudrama about author
Ngaio Marsh. Peter Elliot.
10.00 Marae Summer Series
10.30 Waka Huia Summer Series
Today: He Toki Tawhito is the
story of an old adze found in
Whanganui by 75-year-old
kaumatua Potonga Neilson.
11.00 Neighbourhood (G, R,
HD, C) Pt Chevalier: Actor
Katherine Kennard hosts
a tour of central Auckland
suburb Pt Chevalier.
11.30 New Zealand Stories
(G, R, C)
Noon English Premier League
Today: Aston Villa v Swansea
City, from Villa Park,
Birmingham.
2.00 Hotel Inspector (PGR, R, C)
3.00 Joanna Lumley’s Greek
Odyssey (G, R, C, AD)
4.00 Piha Rescue (G, R, C)
Today: A surfer puts his
board ahead of his life, and
a cameraman rescues a
damsel in distress.
4.30 ■ SPCA Rescue (G, R, HD,
C) Today: The SPCA is called
in to save a puppy who has
been shot three times.
5.00 Monster Bug Wars (HD, C)
Enemy Empire: A lethal tree
scorpion threatens a green
ant colony.
6.00 ONE News (C)
7.00 Border Patrol (G, R, C)
Tonight: MAF’s newest
detector dog comes up
trumps; dangerous seized
goods are headed for the
scrap heap; and a dare turns
sour for a Christmas pixie.
7.30 Australia’s Got Talent (PGR,
C) Tonight: The auditions
continue.
8.30 ■ Vera (AO, HD, C, AD)
UK crime drama series.
Tonight: DCI Vera Stanhope
investigates the murder
of young physiotherapist
at a luxury country
retreat. Brenda Blethyn,
David Leon.
10.30 ■ Offspring (AO, R, HD, C)
Tonight: Nina confronts
Patrick about her suspected
pregnancy and is surprised
by his reaction.
11.30 ■ Appropriate Adult (AO, R,
C, AD) Tonight: With Janet
Leach no longer involved in
the interviews, Fred West
refuses to speak to the
police.
12.50am Emmerdale (PGR, R, C)
2.45 Gardens of the World (G, R)
2.55 – 6.00 Infomercials
6.00
6.25
6.35
7.00
Tiki Tour (G, R, HD, C)
Fireman Sam (G, R, C)
Jungle Junction (G, R, C)
The Looney Tunes Show
(G, C)
7.25 Back at the Barnyard
(G, R, C)
7.48 Angry Birds Toons (G, R, C)
7.50 Rated a for Awesome
(G, R, C)
8.15 The Penguins of
Madagascar (G, R, C)
8.40 Kung Fu Panda (G, R, C)
9.05 Mad (G, R, C)
9.15 SpongeBob SquarePants
(G, R, C)
9.40 Good Luck Charlie (G, R, C)
10.00 The Big Bang Theory
Omnibus (PGR, R, HD, C)
Noon ■ Hannah Montana: The
Movie (2009, G, R, C) Miley
Cyrus, Billy Ray Cyrus.
2.00 Jane by Design (PGR)
3.00 Scrubs (PGR, R, C)
4.00 The Fresh Prince of Bel Air
(G, R, HD, C)
4.30 ■ Valiant (2005, G, R, C)
A pigeon overcomes his
small size to become a hero
in Great Britain’s Royal Air
Force during World War II.
Voices of Ewan McGregor,
Ricky Gervais, Tim Curry.
6.00 America’s Funniest Home
Videos (G, C) Tonight:
6.30 ■ Malibu Country (G, C) US
sitcom about woman who
moves from Nashville to
Malibu when she discovers
her husband has been
cheating. Pilot: Reba and
the kids move to Mailbu,
and Reba tries to restart her
career.
7.00 ■ Paul Blart: Mall Cop
(2009, PGR, R, C) An
over-zealous shopping
centre security guard leaps
into action when thieves
take over the mall. Kevin
James, Jayma Mays, Bobby
Cannavale.
8.50 ■ Good Luck Chuck (2007,
AO, C) In order to keep the
woman of his dreams from
falling for another guy, a man
has to break the curse that
has made him wildly popular
with single women. Dane
Cook, Jessica Alba, Dan
Fogler. Films, page 68
10.50 ■ Christine (1983, AO, R, C)
A nerdy teenager buys a
hot car that appears to have
a mind of its own. Keith
Gordon, John Stockwell,
Harry Dean Stanton.
12.55am ■ The Maddening (1996,
AO, C) A father who is losing
his grip on his sanity goes to
extreme lengths to protect
the secrets of his family from
prying eyes. Burt Reynolds,
Angie Dickinson, Mia Sara.
2.35 Infomercials
3.10 Detroit 1-8-7 (AO, R)
4.05 It Is Written (R)
4.35 Jeremy Kyle (PGR, R)
5.30 – 6.00 Infomercials
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FREEVIEW 2 SKY 002
FREEVIEW 3 SKY 003
6.00 Life TV (G)
6.30 Brian Houston @ Hillsong
(G)
7.00 Charles Stanley (G)
8.00 Universal Church of the
Kingdom of God: UCKG TV
8.30 Turning Point with David
Jeremiah (G)
9.00 Hitched (PGR, R, C)
9.25 Missing Pieces
(PGR, R, HD, C)
9.50 Open Door (G, R)
10.10 Inside NZ: Dying for a
Smoke (G, R, C)
11.00 Money Man (G, R)
11.25 What’s Really in Our Food?
(G, R, C)
11.50 ■ Extraordinary Measures
(2010, PGR, R, HD, C)
Brendan Fraser, Keri Russell.
2.00 Noise Control (PGR, R, C)
2.30 111 Emergency (PGR, R, C)
3.00 King of Dirt (G)
4.00 Destroyed in Seconds
(G, R, C)
4.30 Destroyed in Seconds (G, R)
5.00 Ice Road Truckers (R, HD, C)
6.00 3 News
7.00 ■ Monsters vs Aliens
(2009, G, R, HD, C) Reese
Witherspoon, Seth Rogan.
9.00 ■ Deuce Bigalow: European
Gigolo (2005, PGR, HD, C)
A scruffy gigolo journeys to
Amsterdam in order to help
his former pimp find out
who is murdering Europe’s
male escorts. Rob Schneider,
Eddie Griffin, Jeroen Krabbe.
10.45 ■ The Hopes and Dreams of
Gazza Snell (2009, AO, R,
HD, C) A father’s obsession
with his teenage boys’
go-karting careers frustrates
his wife and pushes his
family to the financial brink.
William McInnes, Robyn
Malcolm, Joel Tobeck.
Films, page 68
12.20am Infomercials
5.00 Joyce Meyer
5.30 – 6.00 Brian Houston @
Hillsong TV (G)
FOUR
FREEVIEW 4 SKY 012
6.00 Children’s Programmes 3.30
Infomercials 4.30 Pukana (G) 5.00
Entertainment Tonight Weekend
(G) 6.00 Sabrina the Teenage
Witch (G, R) 6.30 Everybody
Hates Chris (G, R) 7.00 ■ Rules of
Engagement (PGR) 100th: Brenda
goes into labour on Jennifer and
Adam’s wedding day. 7.30 The
Biggest Loser Australia (PGR)
Tonight: The contestants take to
the catwalk in front of their families,
friends and a hologram of their
former selves. 9.20 WANNA-BEn
(AO, R) Tonight: Ben speaks to, and
tries to be like, child stars including
Steve Urkel and the kid from Jerry
Maguire. 9.50 The Ricky Gervais
Show (AO, R) 10.20 Excused (AO,
R) 10.45 Entertainment Tonight
Weekend (G) 11.40 – 6.00am
Infomercials
TV2: Good Luck Chuck, 8.50pm
PRIME
FREEVIEW 10 SKY 004
6.00
10.30
Noon
1.00
1.30
Religious Programming (G)
Sport Box (G)
Mayday (PGR, R)
Customs (PGR, R)
Cricket New Zealand Black
Caps v West Indies, second
ODI, first Innings, from
McLean Park, Napier, live.
5.35 Millionaire Hot Seat (G, R)
6.05 Cricket New Zealand Black
Caps v West Indies, second
ODI, second innings, from
McLean Park, Napier, live.
10.00 QI (AO) Tonight: Stephen
Fry looks at insects and
other invertebrates with
panelists Sarah Millican,
Jimmy Carr, Johnny Vegas
and Alan Davies.
10.35 Whites (AO) Tonight: Roland
finally gets a chance to be
in the spotlight when he
is invited onto TV show
Sunday Chefs.
11.15 ■ Phoneshop (AO) Today:
Lance is off on his second
honeymoon, leaving Janine
in charge.
11.45 – 6.00 Home Shopping
MAORI
FREEVIEW 5 SKY 019
10.00am Korero Mai (G, R)
2.00 Aa Rau (G, R)
2.30 The Native Diet (G, R)
3.00 ■ A Monster in Paris (2011,
G, R) A monster who lives
in a garden in Paris in the
early 1900s falls in love with
a beautiful young singer.
Voices of Mathieu Chedid,
Vanessa Paradis, Gad
Elmaleh.
5.00 Tribe (PGR, R)
5.30 News: Te Kaea
6.00 ■ Waka Huia (G)
7.00 News: Te Kaea (R)
7.30 Whanau Factor (G, R)
8.00 Whare Taonga (G, R)
8.30 Pakipumeka Aotearoa: Sons
from Afar (G, R) Che Fu
and his dad Tigi Ness travel
to Niue for the first time to
unravel the shared histories
of both islands.
9.30 ■ The Winslow Boy (1999,
AO) A man risks his fortune,
health and his daughter’s
chance to marry in order
to defend his son against
an accusation of stealing.
Nigel Hawthorne, Jeremy
Northam, Rebecca Pidgeon.
Films, page 68
11.15 – 11.45 News: Te Kaea (R)
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MOVIES GREATS SKY 032 MOVIES CLASSICS SKY033 RIALTO SKY 039
7.55
6.15
Three Inches (2011, M)
Noah Reid, James Marsters.
9.25 House at the End of the
Street (2012, M) Jennifer
Lawrence, Elisabeth Shue.
11.05 This Is 40 (2012, 16) Paul
Rudd, Leslie Mann.
1.20 Skyfall (2012, M) Daniel
Craig, Judi Dench.
3.40 Nitro Circus: The Movie
(2012, M) Documenary.
5.15 Man on a Ledge (2012, M)
Sam Worthington.
7.00 A Very Harold & Kumar
Christmas (2011, 16) Two
stoner friends burn down
their father-in-law’s prized
Christmas tree and must
make amends. John Cho.
8.30 Broken City (2013, 16) When
a disgraced cop-turned
private detective is hired
by NYC’s mayor to tail his
wife, he uncovers a city-wide
conspiracy. Mark Wahlberg,
Russell Crowe.
10.20 Killer Elite (2011, 16) Jason
Statham, Clive Owen.
12.15am Man on a Ledge (2012,
M) 1.55 A Very Harold & Kumar
Christmas (2011, 16) 3.25 Broken City
(2013, 16) 5.15 Killer Elite (2011, 16)
The Yards (1999, M) Mark
Wahlberg, Joaquin Phoenix.
8.15 Erin Brockovich (2000, M)
Julia Roberts.
10.25 The Bone Collector (1999,
M) Denzel Washington.
12.20 Directors: Michael Apted
(2011, PG)
12.50 Down with Love (2003, M)
Renee Zellweger.
2.35 The Departed (2006, 16)
Leonardo DiCaprio.
5.05 Harold & Kumar Go to
White Castle (2004, 16)
John Cho, Kal Penn.
6.40 Sleepy Hollow (1999, M)
In the 1700s, an innovative
policeman is sent to a small
village to investigate a series
of bizarre and gruesome
murders. Johnny Depp.
8.30 Dumb & Dumber (1994, PG)
Two dimwits embark on a
cross-country road trip to
return a briefcase of cash to
its rightful owner. Jim Carrey,
Jeff Daniels.
10.25 Fight Club (1999, 18)
Edward Norton, Brad Pitt.
12.45am Across the Universe (2007,
M) 3.00 The Departed (2006, 16)
5.30 Sleepy Hollow (1999, M)
7.45
The Way We Were
(1973, PG) Barbra Streisand.
9.40 The Bedford Incident
(1965, G) Richard Widmark.
11.20 Play Misty for Me (1971, 16)
Clint Eastwood.
1.00 Cahill US Marshal (1973, PG)
John Wayne.
2.40 Paper Moon (1973, PG) Ryan
O’Neal, Tatum O’Neal.
4.20 Superman III (1983, PG)
Christopher Reeve.
6.25 Cape Fear (1991, 16) Robert
De Niro, Nick Nolte.
8.30 Cape Fear (1988, 16)
An ex-convict returns
to threaten the lawyer’s
family who unsuccessfully
defended him on a charge of
rape. Clint Eastwood.
10.00 Copycat (1995, 18)
A troubled psychologist
becomes entangled in the
mind games of a serial killer,
who is copying some of
the most notorious killers in
history. Sigourney Weaver.
12.00am Cahill US Marshal
(1973, PG) 1.40 Cape Fear (1991,
16) 3.45 Making of: Get Shorty
– Wiseguys and Dolls (PG) 4.10
Copycat (1995, 18)
GENERAL
Choice TV FREEVIEW 12 SKY 026
6.00 Guide to the Good Life 6.30 Christ Embassy
7.00 My Dream Home 8.00 No Kitchen Required
9.00 Greek Myths 10.00 ■ Spellbound (2002, PGR)
US documentary. Noon Natural World 1.00 Nigel
Marven 2.00 Lonely Planet: Best in Asia 2.30 Early
Edition 3.30 Bread 4.10 Food & Drink 4.50 Grand
Tours of Scotland 5.30 Holiday Home Sweet Home
6.30 N2K (PGR) 7.00 Gourmet Farmer 7.30 Joanna
Lumley: The Search for Noah’s Ark 8.30 Moses
Jones (AO) UK crime series about a British detective
of Ugandan descent who is sent to investigate a
murder in London’s African community. 9.45 50
Documentaries to See Before You Die (PGR) Morgan
Spurlock presents a series about documentaries
that have had an impact. 11.00 Food & Drink 11.30
No Ordinary Party 12.00am Gourmet Farmer 12.30
N2K (PGR) 1.00 Operation Iceberg 2.00 Gourmet
Farmer 2.30 Moses Jones (AO) 4.00 Bread 4.30
What’s Really in Our Food? 5.00 Holiday Home
Sweet Home
UKTV SKY 007
6.30 The Green Green Grass (PG) 7.15 The Only
Way Is Essex (16) 8.00 Inspector Lynley Mysteries
(M) 9.30 Hollyoaks (PG) Noon Hustle Boxset (M)
5.40 Merlin (M) 6.30 Wizards vs Aliens (PG) 7.30
Casualty (PG) Truth Will Out: When the ED comes
under scrutiny from a whip-cracking administrative
adviser, Jay starts a mutiny. 8.30 Strike Back (M)
Following an attempt on President Robert Mugabe’s
life, Porter is dispatched to Zimbabwe to cover up
the British government’s tracks. 10.00 New Tricks
(M) A Face for Radio: The team reopen the murder
of popular DJ Johnny Deacon, who died on-air at
Roxy Radio. 10.55 The Graham Norton Show (M)
New Year’s Eve Special: Tom Cruise, Hugh Jackman,
Billy Crystal, John Bishop, Paul Hollywood, Mary
Berry, and Pink. 12.05am Inspector Lynley Mysteries
(M) If Wishes Were Horses: Lynley and Helen attend
the funeral of Helen’s former mentor. 1.35 Strike
Back (M) 3.05 Little Britain (M) 4.15 Wizards vs
Aliens (PG) 5.15 Merlin (M)
Living SKY 008
6.30 Breathing Space Yoga 7.00 Stephen Fry in
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SoHo: Damages, 6.30pm
America 8.00 Heir Hunters 9.00 10 Years Younger:
UK (M) 10.00 Zoo Days (M) 10.30 It’s Me or the Dog
Summer 11.30 It’s Me or the Dog Summer Noon
Going Back (M) 1.00 Final Chance to Save (M) 2.00
A Place in the Sun 3.00 Stephen Fry in America
4.00 Celebrity Antiques Roadtrip 5.00 The Dales
5.30 Great Australian Sandcastles 6.30 Wartime
Farm (M) 7.30 Escape to the Country 8.30 Coast
9.30 Jimmy’s Forest (M) 10.30 The Dales 11.00
Celebrity Antiques Roadtrip 12.00am Coast 1.00
Antiques Roadtrip 2.00 Crawshaw Paints Acrylics
3.00 Fairground Attractions (M) 4.00 It’s Me or the
Dog (US) 5.00 Auction 5.30 Holmes on Homes
The Arts Channel SKY 027
6.00 ■ Miss Austen Regrets (2007, PG) Olivia
Williams. 7.30 Kete Aronui 8.00 Brick City 8.55
South Bank Show: Pixar 9.45 Le Nozze Di Figaro
12.30 Beautiful Losers 2.00 ■ Miss Austen Regrets
(2007, PG) Olivia Williams. 3.30 Kete Aronui 4.00
The Jewish Americans 6.00 Guitar Center Sessions
7.00 The Who: Live at the Isle of Wight 8.30 INXS:
Mystify: Live at Rockpoint 9.50 Guitar Center
Sessions 12.00am The Jewish Americans 2.00
Guitar Center Sessions 3.00 The Who: Live at the
Isle of Wight 4.30 INXS: Mystify: Live at Rockpoint
5.50 Guitar Center Sessions
SoHo SKY 010
6.00 SoHo on Set (M) 7.55 ■ The Sunset Limited
(M) Samuel L Jackson, Tommy Lee Jones. 9.30 Box
6.15
Shihad: Beautiful Machine
(2011, M) US documentary.
7.55 Lost Christmas (2011, PG)
Eddie Izzard, Larry Mills.
9.25 Attack the Block (2011, 16)
Jodie Whittaker.
10.55 Julia’s Eyes (2010, 16)
Pablo Derqui.
12.50 Kumare (2011, M) US
documentary.
2.15 Hannah and Her Sisters
(1986, PG) Mia Farrow.
4.00 Mea Maxima Culpa: Silence
in the House of God
(2012, M) US documentary.
5.50 Later with Jools Holland
(M)
6.55 For Lovers Only (2011, M)
Mark Polish, Stana Katic.
8.30 Jane Campion’s In the
Cut (2003, 18) A writing
professor has an intense
sexual relationship with a
cop investigating a series of
murders. Meg Ryan.
10.30 Rialto World: Goodbye First
Love (2011, M) Sebastian
Urzendowsky.
12.25am The Devil’s Rock (2011, 16)
1.50 Kumare (2011, M) 3.15 In the Cut
(2003, 18) 5.15 Hannah and
Her Sisters (1986, PG)
Set: Five Days (16) 2.30 Box Set: Top Boy (18) 6.30
Damages (M) Uh Oh, Out Come the Skeletons: As
Patty refuses an offer to drop the lawsuit, Maddox
begins to suspect Kendrick of an illegal market
manipulation scheme. 7.20 SoHo on Set (M) 7.30
Orphan Black (16) Entangled Bank: Sarah’s actions
pit the Orphans against each other as she tries to
plan her next move. 8.15 SoHo on Set (M) 8.30
Hatfields & McCoys (16) US miniseries based on the
deadly feud between two families in the backwoods
of West Virginia and Kentucky. Kevin Costner, Bill
Paxton. 10.15 SoHo on Set (M) 10.30 Masters of Sex
(16) Fallout: Margaret discovers the truth, and Ethan
confronts Bill. 11.30 Californication (18) Le Petite
Mort: Hank completes his biography of Ashby, and
Sonja gives birth to a baby who is decidedly not
Hank’s. 12.00am Entourage (16) 12.35 Damages (M)
1.20 Orphan Black (16) 2.05 Hatfields & McCoys (16)
3.45 Masters of Sex (16) 4.45 Californication (18)
5.15 Entourage (16) 5.50 SoHo on Set (M)
BBC World News SKY 089
6.00 BBC World News 6.30 Final Score 7.00 BBC
World News 7.10 Africa Business Report 7.30 Fast
Track 8.00 BBC World News 8.15 Sport Today
8.30 Click 9.00 BBC World News 9.10 Shot for
Going to School 10.00 BBC World News 10.30
Dateline London 11.00 BBC World News 11.30
Addiction Noon BBC World News 12.10 World
Features 12.30 Middle East Business Report 1.00
BBC World News 1.10 Africa Business Report 1.30
Talking Movies 2.00 BBC World News 2.30 Dateline
London 3.00 BBC World News 3.10 Shot for Going
to School 4.00 BBC World News 4.30 Panorama
5.00 BBC World News 5.30 Click 6.00 BBC World
News 6.30 India Business Report 7.00 BBC World
News 7.30 Fast Track 8.00 BBC World News 8.10
World Features 8.30 Talking Movies 9.00 BBC
World News 9.10 World Features 9.30 Dateline
London 10.00 BBC World News 10.10 This World
11.00 BBC World News 11.10 World Features 11.30
Addiction 12.00am BBC World News 12.10 World
Features 12.30 Panorama 1.00 BBC World News
1.30 Talking Business 2.00 BBC World News 2.15
Sport Today 2.30 Click 3.00 BBC World News 3.30
Kindertransport 4.00 BBC World News 4.10 Shot for
Going to School 5.00 BBC World News 5.30 India
Business Report
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SUNDAY DECEMBER 29
SPORT
RADIO
Sky Sport 1 SKY 051
Radio New Zealand National
6.00 Lawn Bowls, New Zealand Open, Women’s
Singles, highlights. 7.30 Sailing, Sea Master Series,
December. 8.00 Cricket, The Ashes, Australia v
England, Fourth Test, Day Three, Last Two Hours.
10.00 Soccer, A-League, Melbourne Heart v
Wellington Phoenix, replay. Noon Lawn Bowls,
New Zealand Open, Women’s Singles, highlights.
1.30 Cricket, NZ v West Indies, Second One-Day,
First Innings, from McLean Park, Napier, live. 5.35
What’s On 6.05 Cricket, NZ v West Indies, Second
One-Day, Second Innings, live. 10.00 The Cricket
Show 10.30 Arsenal TV 1.30am Soccer, A-League,
Adelaide United v Newcastle Jets, replay. 3.30
Cricket, The Ashes, Australia v England, Fourth Test,
Day Four, highlights. 4.00 Cricket, NZ v West Indies,
Second One-Day, highlights. 5.00 The Cricket Show
5.30 Cricket, Big Bash League, Sydney Sixers v
Melbourne Stars, highlights.
Sky Sport 2 SKY 052
6.30 Cricket, NZ v West Indies, First One-Day,
highlights. 7.30 Cricket, The Ashes, Australia
v England, Fourth Test, Day Three, highlights.
8.00 Cricket, Big Bash League, Brisbane Heat
v Hobart Hurricanes, replay. 11.30 Cricket, The
Ashes, Australia v England, Fourth Test, Day Three,
highlights. Noon Cricket, The Ashes, Australia v
England, Fourth Test, Day Four, Morning Session,
live. 2.35 Soccer, A-League, Melbourne Heart v
Wellington Phoenix, from AAMI Park, Melbourne,
highlights. 3.05 Cricket, The Ashes, Australia v
England, Fourth Test, Day Four, Afternoon Session,
live. 8.00 What’s On 8.30 Martial Arts, IJF Judo,
Jeju Grand Prix. 9.00 Cricket, Big Bash League,
Sydney Sixers v Melbourne Stars, live. 12.30am
Cricket, NZ v West Indies, Second One-Day, from
McLean Park, Napier, highlights. 1.30 Cricket, The
Ashes, Australia v England, Fourth Test, Day Four,
Last Two Hours. 3.30 Basketball, NBL, Sydney
Kings v NZ Breakers, highlights. 4.00 Darts, World
Championships, Day 13, Session Two, Quarter-Finals,
replay.
DOCUMENTARIES
Discovery SKY 070
6.30 MythBusters (PG) 8.30 Secrets of … (PG) 9.30
You Have Been Warned (PG) 10.30 Bear Grylls:
Escape from Hell (PG) 11.30 Airplane Repo (PG)
12.30 Treehouse Masters (PG) 1.30 Bear Grylls:
Escape from Hell Marathon (PG) 7.30 Ben Earl:
Trick Artist (PG) Ben Earl, master of sleight of hand
and deception performs jaw-dropping stunts. 8.30
Alaskan Steel Men (PG) The adventures of a team
of extreme heavy metal welders in remote Kodiak,
Alaska. 9.30 World’s Biggest Ship (PG) 10.30
Treehouse Masters (PG) 11.30 Airplane Repo (PG)
12.30am Moonshiners (PG) 1.30 River Monsters
(PG) 2.30 Off the Hook: Extreme Catches (PG) 3.30
Dirty Jobs (PG) 4.30 Ghost Lab (PG) 5.30 Time
Warp (PG)
National Geographic SKY 072
6.30 Air Crash Investigation (PG) 7.30
Megastructures (G) 8.30 Megafactories (G) 9.30
Wicked Tuna (M) 11.30 7 Days That Made a
President (PG) 1.30 Nazi Megastructures (PG) 2.30
Attack of the Zeppelins (PG) 3.30 Ultimate Airport
Dubai (PG) 4.30 Ultimate Airport Dubai (PG) 5.30
Witness: Disaster in Japan (PG) 6.30 Australia’s
Great Flood (PG) 7.30 Worst Weather Ever? (PG)
9.30 Inside: Area 51’s Secrets (PG) 10.30 Test Your
Brain (G) 11.30 Witness: Disaster in Japan (PG)
12.30am Australia’s Great Flood (PG) 1.30 Worst
Weather Ever? (PG) 3.30 Cranmer & Son: Family
Gun Feud (PG) 4.30 Doomsday Preppers (M) 5.30
Air Crash Investigation (PG)
History SKY 073
6.30 Chris Tarrant’s Extreme: Railways. (PG) 7.30
Battle Castle (M) 8.30 Myth Hunters (PG) 9.30 Cash
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Sky Sport 3 SKY 053
6.08 Storytime (RNZ)
7.08 Hymns for Sunday Morning (RNZ)
7.35 Weekend Worldwatch (RNZ)
8.12 Insight (RNZ)
8.40 Best of Sunday Morning with Chris Laidlaw
(RNZ) (sunday@radionz.co.nz)
Noon The World at Noon
12.11 Spectrum (RNZ) (spectrum@radionz.co.nz)
12.40 The Best of The Arts on Sunday with Lynn
Freeman (RNZ) (artsonsunday@radionz.co.nz)
4.06 The Sunday Feature Smart Talk at the
Museum: Of Gods and Men – Aphrodite: Beauty
(F, RNZ)
5.00 The World at 5
5.12 Spiritual Outlook (BBC)
5.42 Te Waonui a Te Manu Korihi (RNZ)
6.06 Great Encounters (2 of 10, RNZ)
6.45 The Merry Marauders (2 of 9, RNZ)
7.06 World Book Club (BBC)
8.06 A Prairie Home Companion Presented by
Garrison Keillor (1 of 4, APM)
10.00 The World at 10
10.12 Wayne’s Music (RNZ)
12.04am All Night Programme Including: 12.05
Music after Midnight; 12.30 BBC On Screen (BBC);
1.05 Age of Reason (1 of 4, BBC); 2.30 NZ Music
Feature (RNZ); 3.05 How to Drink a Glass of
Wine, written and told by John Saker (4 of 5,
RNZ); 3.30 Health Check (BBC); 4.30 The Story
of Africa (1 of 24, BBC) 5.10 Where Taste Matters
– Otello’s Artisan Cured Meats (1 of 4, RNZ)
ESPN SKY 061
Details available at www.radionz.co.nz
Sky Sport 1: New Zealand Open Lawn Bowls,
noon
6.00 Cricket, The Ashes, Australia v England,
Fourth Test, Day Three, highlights. 6.30 Cricket, Big
Bash League, Brisbane Heat v Hobart Hurricanes,
highlights. 7.00 Pool, World Masters, Final. 8.00
Darts, World C’ships, Day 13, Session Two, QuarterFinals, live. Noon Pool, World Masters, Final. 1.00
MUTV 4.00 Basketball, NBL, Sydney Kings v NZ
Breakers, live. 6.00 Pool, World Masters, Final. 7.00
Soccer, A-League, Adelaide United v Newcastle
Jets, live. 9.00 Basketball, NBL, Sydney Kings v NZ
Breakers, replay. 11.00 Darts, World C’ships, Day 13,
Session Two, Quarter-Finals, replay. 3.00am Pool,
World Masters, Final. 4.00 Basketball, NBL, Sydney
Kings v NZ Breakers, replay.
6.00 Gridiron, NCAA, College Series, New Era
Pinstripe Bowl, live. 9.20 Gridiron, NCAA, College
Series, Belk Bowl, live. 12.45 Gridiron, NCAA,
College Series, Russel Athletics Bowl, live. 4.15
Gridiron, NCAA, College Series, Buffalo Wild Wings
Bowl, live. 7.45 SportsCenter 10.00 Planet Speed
10.30 Sport Science 11.00 Aussies Abroad 12.00am
Sport Science 2.00 SportsCenter 3.00 Colin’s New
Football Show 4.00 NFL Countdown
in the Attic (G) 10.30 Coast (PG) 11.30 Greatest
Human Achievements (PG) 12.30 Oliver Stone’s
Untold History of the US (M) 1.30 Coast (PG) 2.30
CS Lewis: Beyond Narnia (PG) 3.30 Aerial America
(PG) 4.30 Greatest Cities of the World (G) 5.30
Secret Museums (PG) 6.00 Great British Ghosts
(PG) 6.30 Mysteries at the Museum (PG) 7.30 Coast
(PG) Tasmania: Freycinet Peninsula to Bruny Island.
8.30 Bible Secrets Revealed (PG) 9.30 She Wolves:
England’s Early Queens (PG) Historian Helen
Castor explores seven queens. Today: Isabella and
Margaret. 10.30 Tony Robinson’s Gods & Monsters
(M) 11.30 Unsealed: Alien Files (PG) 12.30am Colour
of War (M) 1.30 Dead Men’s Secrets (PG) 2.30
History’s Raiders (PG) 3.30 Coast (PG) 4.30 Bible
Secrets Revealed (PG) 5.30 She Wolves: England’s
Early Queens (PG)
BBC Knowledge SKY 074
6.40 Embarrassing Bodies (M) 7.30 Who Do You
Think You Are? (M) 8.30 Top Gear (PG) 9.25 Natural
World (PG) 10.20 Christianity: A History (M) 11.10
Russia with Jonathan Dimbleby (PG) 12.10 Junior
Doctors (M) 1.10 Top Gear (PG) 2.05 Steve Jobs I
Changed the World (PG) 2.55 The Toughest Place
to Be a … (M) 3.50 Museum Secrets (M) 4.35
Natural World (PG) 5.25 James May’s Man Lab
(PG) 6.30 Christianity: A History (M) 7.30 Blood
and Guts (M) 8.30 Wikileaks: Secrets and Lies
(M) Documentary about the relationship between
WikiLeaks’ founder Julian Assange and the editors
and journalists of the Guardian, the New York Times
and Der Spiegel. 10.10 Undercover Boss UK (PG)
11.10 China on Four Wheels (PG) 12.10am Top Gear
(PG) 1.05 Steve Jobs I Changed the World (PG) 1.55
The Toughest Place to Be a … (M) 2.50 Museum
Secrets (M) 3.35 Natural World (PG) 4.25 China on
Four Wheels (PG) 5.20 First Australians (PG)
Radio New Zealand Concert
News and Weather 6.00, 8.00, 9.00am, noon,
3.00, 6.00, 11.00pm
6.00 Sanctuary Music for the spirit and soul
8.00 Grace Notes
9.00 Christmastide See page 72
10.00 West Cork Chamber Music Festival 2013
Twenty programmes from Ireland’s leading
chamber music event (1 of 20, Radio Ireland)
Noon Alte Musik Sampling aspects of early
music. The second of two sequences of music
from many lands composed for Christmas (2 of
10, BBC)
1.00 Vintage Years Performances by great artists
from the mono era
2.00 The Sunday Feature In Memoriam Rïse
Stevens (1913-2013): Roger Flury and Des Wilson
remember the life and career of the American
mezzo who passed away just short of her 100th
birthday (RNZ)
3.00 Opera on Sunday Brigitte Fassbaender,
Lucia Popp Walter Berry, Vienna Boys’ Choir,
Vienna Phil/Georg Solti – Humperdinck’s Hansel
and Gretel
5.05 Away with the Fairies
6.00 Made in New Zealand NZ performers and
composers. Lithgow arr English: Invercargill March;
Farquhar: Anniversary Suite No 2; Beethoven:
Piano Trio No 5 in D Op 70/1, Ghost
7.00 David Bowie 1964-2004: The Odyssey of a
Changeling (1 of 6, RNZ)
8.00 Music Alive Paul Rickard-Ford, Natalia
Sheludiakova (pno duo) – Shostakovich: Concerto
in A minor Op 94; Scriabin: Fantasy in A minor for
two pianos Op posth; Schnittke: trans Borovikova:
Revisionist’s Tale (RNZ)
8.50 On the Podium with Gustavo
10.00 Day’s End Music to wind down to
12.00am Music Through the Night
Details available at www.radionz.co.nz
Newstalk ZB
6.00 Don Linden 7.00 Ruud Kleinpaste 8.00 Mark
Watson 9.00 Nici Wickes 1.00pm Nigel Yalden 6.00
Pam Corkery and Tim Roxborogh 12.00am – 6.00
Bruce Russell
LISTENER DECEMBER 28 2013
MONDAY DECEMBER 30
TV1
TV2
FREEVIEW 1 SKY 001
6.00 60 Minute Makeover (G, R)
6.55 Homefront Extra (G)
7.05 Dickinson’s Real Deal
(G, R) David Dickinson
hosts an antiques appraisal
show.
8.00 Cowboy Builders (G, R, C)
9.00 Infomercials
9.30 The Chase (G, R, C)
10.30 Ellen (G, R, HD)
11.30 Infomercials
Noon The Inspectors (G, R, C)
Today: On Auckland’s
North Shore, a restaurant’s
grease-trap poses a severe
environmental risk, and
a chicken processing
factory becomes every
environmental health
officer’s worst nightmare.
12.30 Emmerdale (PGR, C)
Today: Zak offloads to
Gennie; Nikhil tries to offer
advice; and Katie makes a
promise to Andy.
1.30 House Guest (G, R)
2.00 Come Dine with Me
(G, R, C)
3.00 Renovation Game (G)
3.55 Te Karere (C)
4.25 Ellen (G, HD) with Ellen
DeGeneres. Today: Ben
Stiller.
5.25 Millionaire Hot Seat (C)
6.00 ONE News (C)
7.00 Border Patrol (G, R, HD,
C) Bodypacker: A drug
smuggler lands at Auckland
Airport; customs officers are
kept busy with questionable
sausages; and a man with
a shady past tries to enter
New Zealand.
7.30 Australia’s Got Talent (G, C)
Tonight: The auditions
continue.
8.30 Undercover Boss USA
(PGR, C) Retro Fitness:
Eric Casaburi, the CEO of
Retro Fitness, poses as a
contestant who is trying to
win money to start his own
gym on a reality competition
show.
9.30 Red Widow (AO, HD, C)
The Captive: When Natalie
goes missing, a frantic Marta
fears the worst, and against
her family’s advice she turns
to Schiller for help.
10.25 The Vicar of Dibley (G, R, C)
The Window and the
Weather: Dibley is hit by
a hurricane and the fierce
storm blows out the stained
glass window of St Barnabas
Church.
11.00 English Premier League
Highlights.
12.00am ■ I Shouldn’t Be Alive
(PGR, R, C) A Family’s
Desert Hell: A family get lost
in the Arizona Desert and
after abandoning their car,
they become seperated in
the hot, hostile environment.
1.00 Te Karere (R, C)
1.35 Infomercials
5.35 – 6.00 Te Karere (R, C)
6.00
6.30
6.53
6.55
Creflo Dollar
Tiki Tour (G, HD, C)
Angry Birds Toons (G, C)
The Amazing World of
Gumball (G, C)
7.20 Back at the Barnyard
(G, R, C)
7.50 Ben 10: Omniverse (G, C)
8.15 Ned’s Declassified School
Survival Guide (G, R, C)
8.35 I’m in the Band (G, R, C)
9.00 Infomercials
10.30 ■ Operation Hero
(G, R, HD, C)
11.00 The Fresh Prince of Bel Air
(G, R, HD, C)
11.30 Ellen (PGR)
Noon Mike & Molly (PGR, R, HD, C)
12.50 ■ I’m a Celebrity … Get Me
Out of Here! (AO) British
reality show.
2.20 ■ Fool Britannia (G, C) Dom
Joly pranks unsuspecting
members of the public.
3.10 ■ Austin & Ally (G, C) US
teen comedy series.
3.35 ■ Starstruck (2010, G, R, C)
A Midwestern girl who is
visiting her grandmother in
Los Angeles ends up on an
adventure with a Hollywood
pop star. Sterling Knight,
Danielle Campbell.
5.05 America’s Funniest Home
Videos (G, R, C)
5.30 Friends (G, R, C)
6.00 America’s Funniest Home
Videos (G, R, C) Tonight:
6.30 The War at Home (G, R, HD,
C)
7.00 Ten 7 Summer (PGR, C)
Highlights from the past
season of Police Ten 7.
7.30 The Middle (G, C) The Ditch:
Frankie tries to convince
a patient that she is a fullfledged dentist.
8.00 Hot in Cleveland (PGR, C)
Claus, Tails & High-Pitched
Male – Birthdates 3: The
ladies set each other up
for their annual birthday
celebration.
8.30 ■ The Proposal (2009,
PGR, R, C, AD) A Canadian
businesswoman living in
New York proposes to her
assistant in order to stave off
deportation. Sandra Bullock,
Ryan Reynolds.
10.40 Arrow (AO, R, C) Burned:
After being beaten by the
Dark Archer, Oliver hangs up
his hood.
11.35 Once Upon a Time (PGR, R,
C) The Cricket Game: Regina
is accused of murdering one
of the town’s most beloved
fairytale characters.
12.35am Brothers and Sisters
(PGR, R, HD, C)
1.25 Infomercials
2.30 Grey’s Anatomy
(PGR, R, HD, C)
3.15 The Lying Game
(PGR, R, HD, C)
4.05 Jeremy Kyle (PGR, R)
5.05 State of Georgia (G, R, C)
5.30 – 6.00 Infomercials
■ NEW ■ RETURN ■ FINAL ■ FILM
DECEMBER 28 2013 www.listener.co.nz
TV3
FREEVIEW 2 SKY 002
FREEVIEW 3 SKY 003
6.00 Infomercials
7.00 What’s Really in Our Food?
(G, R, C)
7.30 The Kitchen Job (G, R, C)
8.30 Infomercials
10.30 The Shopping Channel
11.30 Entertainment Tonight (G, R)
Noon Would I Lie to You? (G, R, C)
12.30 90210 (PGR, R, HD)
1.25 ■ The Block NZ
(PGR, R, HD, C)
3.30 The Queen Latifah Show
(G, HD) Today: Taye Diggs,
Sanaa Lathan, and Martha
Plimpton.
4.30 Big Brother Australia (G)
Today: Flatmate eviction.
6.00 3 News
7.00 Bondi Vet (G, HD) Tonight: A
miniature horse is suffering
from dwarfism disease.
7.30 The Block: All Stars (PGR,
HD, C) Tonight: The all-stars
are sent to find their predecided house numbers.
8.30 ■ The Fast and the Furious:
Tokyo Drift (2006, AO, R, C)
To avoid jail time after one
crash too many, a rebellious
American teen is sent to live
with his estranged father in
Tokyo. Lucas Black, Zachery
Bryan, Bow Wow, Lynda
Boyd. Films, page 68
10.40 Would I Lie to You? UK (AO)
Comedy panel show hosted
by Rob Brydon.
11.20 The Borgias (AO, R, HD, C)
The Assassin: While Pope
Alexander installs his beloved
new mistress Giulia in the
late Cardinal Orsini’s palace,
his enemies are gathering
against him.
12.25am Infomercials
5.00 Joyce Meyer
5.30 – 6.00 City Impact Church
FOUR
FREEVIEW 4 SKY 012
6.00 Children’s Programmes 5.05
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (G,
R) 5.35 Dragons: Riders of Berk (G,
R) 6.00 Sabrina the Teenage Witch
(G, R) 6.30 Everybody Hates Chris
(G, R) 7.00 Just Shoot Me! (PGR)
7.30 Community (PGR) REgional
Holiday Music: Greendale’s choir
director recruits the study group to
fill in for the glee club. 8.00 ■ Parks
and Recreation (PGR) Are You
Better Off?: Leslie celebrates her
first year as a city councilwoman.
8.30 ■ Nurse Jackie (AO, R)
Batting Practice: O’Hara steps in
to help Jackie. Deaf Blind Tumor
Pee-Test: Jackie sweats a pee test
and tries to avoid a confrontation
with Kevin. 9.35 The Big C (AO)
Quality of Life: Cathy decideds to
stop chemotherapy. You Can’t Take
It with You: Paul decides to make
amends with Cathy. 10.40 A Gifted
Man (PGR) In Case of Discomfort:
Paul operates on a woman without
knowing the exact diagnosis. 11.35
Entertainment Tonight (G) 12.00am
– 6.00 Infomercials
TV2: The Proposal, 8.30pm
PRIME
FREEVIEW 10 SKY 004
6.00
6.30
7.00
7.30
Noon
1.00
2.00
Home Shopping
The Crowd Goes Wild (G, R)
Deal or No Deal (G, R)
Home Shopping
The Doctors (PGR)
The Jeff Probst Show (G)
Beauty and the Beast
(PGR, R)
3.05 Better Homes and Gardens
(G, R)
4.00 The Late Show with David
Letterman (G, R)
5.00 Deal or No Deal (G, R)
5.30 Prime News
6.00 Deal or No Deal (G)
6.30 Millionaire Hot Seat (G)
7.00 Best of QI (PGR, R)
7.30 Under the Hammer (G)
8.00 Shearing Gang (PGR, R)
Tonight: With a huge mob to
shear, Peter Lyon decides to
send in the O’Neill brothers.
8.30 ■ Manor Houses (G) Tonight:
Hampton Court and life of its
womanising occupant, King
Henry VIII.
9.35 60 Minutes (PGR)
10.35 Best of QI (AO, R) With
Stephen Fry.
11.15 The Late Show with David
Letterman (G)
12.10am Home Shopping
1.40 The Crowd Goes Wild (G, R)
2.10 – 6.00 Home Shopping
MAORI
FREEVIEW 5 SKY 019
10.00am Korero Mai (G, R)
11.00 Toku Reo (G, R)
Noon Korero Mai (G, R)
1.00 Toku Reo (G, R)
2.00 Ako (G, R)
3.00 Maara Kai (G, R)
3.30 Brian Jacques’ Redwall (G, R)
4.00 Miharo (G, R)
4.30 Pukana (G)
5.00 Toi Whakaari (G, R)
5.30 News: Te Kaea
6.00 ■ Nga Pari Karangaranga o
te Motu (G)
6.30 Ako (G, R)
7.00 News: Te Kaea (R)
7.30 Joe’s World on a Plate (G, R)
8.00 Hoiho (G, R)
8.30 Native Affairs – Summer
Series The best stories from
the past year, including
Corporal Doug Hughes, the
Nepata Brothers and Ruka
Hudson.
9.30 The Nutters Club (AO)
10.00 Poutiriao (G, R)
10.30 Te Ara Wairua – a New
Hope (AO, R)
11.00 – 11.30 News: Te Kaea (R)
C Captions AD Audio Description HD High Definition
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MONDAY DECEMBER 30
SKY PREMIERE SKY 030
MOVIES GREATS SKY 032 MOVIES CLASSICS SKY033 RIALTO SKY 039
7.10
7.15
Nitro Circus: The Movie
(2012, M) Documentary.
8.40 Man on a Ledge (2012, M)
Sam Worthington.
10.25 A Very Harold & Kumar
Christmas (2011, 16)
John Cho, Kal Penn.
11.55 Broken City (2013, 16) Mark
Wahlberg, Russell Crowe.
1.45 Killer Elite (2011, 16) Jason
Statham, Clive Owen.
3.40 The Sitter (2011, 16) Jonah
Hill, Ari Graynor.
5.05 Chernobyl Diaries (2012, 16)
Jesse McCartney.
6.35 American Reunion
(2012, 16) Jason Biggs.
8.30 Silent Hill: Revelation
(2012, 16) When her father
disappears, a woman is
drawn into a terrifying
alternate reality. Adelaide
Clemens, Kit Harington.
10.10 Sherlock Holmes 2: A Game
of Shadows (2011, M) Robert
Downey Jr, Jude Law, Rachel
McAdams.
12.15am The Sitter (2011, 16) 1.35
Chernobyl Diaries (2012, 16) 3.05
Silent Hill: Revelation (2012, 16)
4.40 Sherlock Holmes 2: A Game of
Shadows (2011, M)
Dumb & Dumber (1994, PG)
Jim Carrey, Jeff Daniels.
9.10 Across the Universe
(2007, M) Jim Sturgess.
11.25 Harold & Kumar Go to
White Castle (2004, 16)
John Cho, Kal Penn.
1.00 Sleepy Hollow (1999, M)
Johnny Depp.
2.45 The Chronicles of Riddick
(2004, M) Vin Diesel.
4.45 Semi-Pro (2008, M) An
incompetent basketball team
must win the minor league
in order to be accepted into
the NBA. Will Ferrell.
6.20 Moulin Rouge (2001, M)
A young wannabe bohemian
poet living in 1899 Paris falls
for a beautiful courtesan
who is coveted by a jealous
duke. Nicole Kidman.
8.30 Mystic River (2003, 16)
Three childhood friends are
reunited in adulthood after
the daughter of one of them
is murdered. Sean Penn.
10.50 King Kong (2005, M)
Naomi Watts, Jack Black.
1.55am The Chronicles of Riddick
(2004, M) 3.55 Mystic River
(2003, 16)
6.10
Cahill US Marshal
(1973, PG) John Wayne.
7.50 Superman III (1983, PG)
Christopher Reeve.
9.55 Paper Moon (1973, PG)
Ryan O’Neal, Tatum O’Neal.
11.35 The Dead Pool (1988, M)
Clint Eastwood.
1.05 Cape Fear (1991, 16)
Robert De Niro, Nick Nolte.
3.10 Making of: Superman –
Taking Flight (2001, PG)
3.45 Superman IV: The Quest for
Peace (1987, PG) Christopher
Reeves, Margot Kidder.
5.15 Dogfight (1991, M) River
Phoenix, Lili Taylor.
6.50 Driving Miss Daisy (1989,
PG) Jessica Tandy.
8.30 Soapdish (1991, PG) A TV
soap actress connives with
her producer to destroy
the career of the show’s
long-time star. Sally Field,
Kevin Kline.
10.05 Merry Christmas Mr
Lawrence (1983, M)
David Bowie, Tom Conti.
12.10am Eyes Wide Shut (1999,
18) 2.45 Dogfight (1991, M) 4.20
Soapdish (1991, PG) 5.55 Merry
Christmas Mr Lawrence (1983, M)
GENERAL
UKTV SKY 007
6.05 The Bill Classics (M) 6.55 Upstairs Downstairs
(PG) 7.50 The Great Outdoors (M) 8.20 The Office
(M) 8.50 The Graham Norton Show (M) 9.35 The Bill
(M) 10.25 Jubilee Tribute to the Queen (PG) 11.25
Graham Norton Show (M) 12.35 Midsomer Murders
(M) 2.20 New Tricks (M) 3.15 The Bill Classics (M)
4.10 The Graham Norton Show (M) 5.00 Eggheads
(PG) 5.30 Sarah Jane Adventures (PG) 6.00 Waiting
for God (PG) 6.30 The Office (M) 7.00 BBC Proms
2011 (PG) Comedy Prom: Tim Minchin is joined by
guests Sue Perkins and Danny Driver. 8.40 Exile (M)
Tom steps up his investigation into Metzler. 9.40
Foyle’s War (M) War Games: A businessman puts
profits before principles in a secret pact with the
Nazis. 11.25 The Only Way Is Essex (16) 12.15am The
Bill Classics (M) 1.00 The Office (M) 1.30 Jubilee
Tribute to the Queen (PG) 2.30 The Only Way Is
Essex (16) 3.20 Foyle’s War (M) 5.00 New Tricks (M)
5.50 Casualty (PG)
Living SKY 008
6.00 The ITM Fishing Show 6.30 Yoga TV 7.00
Escape to the Country 8.00 Celebrity Antiques
Roadtrip 9.00 The Martha Stewart Show 10.00 The
80
Mea Maxima Culpa: Silence
in the House of God (2012,
M) US documentary.
8.55 For Lovers Only (2011, M)
Mark Polish, Stana Katic.
10.25 Goodbye First Love (2011,
M) Sebastian Urzendowsky.
12.20 Land of the Long White
Cloud (2009, PG)
Local documentary.
1.25 11 Flowers (2011, M) Wang
Jinchun, Wenqing Liu.
3.20 Paul Williams: Still Alive
(2011, M) US documentary.
4.50 Route Irish (2010, 16) Mark
Womack, Andrea Lowe.
6.40 We Need to Talk About
Kevin (2011, 16) Tilda
Swinton, John C Reilly.
8.30 Margaret (2009, M)
A biopic about Margaret
Thatcher’s final days as
Prime Minister of Britain.
Lindsay Duncan, Oliver
Cotton. Films, page 68
10.15 Caught Inside (2010, 16) Ben
Oxenbould, Daisy Betts.
11.55 Bombay Beach (2011, M)
1.10am Headshot (2011, 16) 2.55
Route Irish (2010, 16) 4.45 Short
Film: Lambs (2012, M) 5.05 We
Need to Talk About Kevin (2011, 16)
SoHo SKY 010
Choice TV FREEVIEW 12 SKY 026
6.00 Benny Hinn 6.30 N2K (PGR) 7.00 Early Edition
8.00 Great Animal Escape 8.30 Bread 9.00 Holiday
Home Sweet Home 10.00 Food & Drink 10.30
Grand Tours of Scotland 11.00 Work of Art 12.30 ■
Magnificent 7 (2005, PG) Based on the true story of
Jacqui Jackson, a mother of seven whose four sons
are autistic. Helena Bonham Carter. 2.30 Joanna
Lumley: The Quest for Noah’s Ark 3.30 Great Animal
Escapes 4.00 Clodagh McKenna Fresh From the
Sea 4.30 Off the Eaten Track 5.00 Secret Removers
6.00 Bondi Vet 6.30 Bath Crashers 7.00 The Dark
Side 7.30 Caroline Quentin’s National Parks 9.00
Venice 24/7 9.45 Long Way Round (PGR) 10.50
Oddities 11.25 Gator Boys 12.30am Benny Hinn
1.00 Bath Crashers 1.30 Bondi Vet 2.00 Clodagh
McKenna Fresh from the Sea 2.30 Off the Eaten
Track 3.00 The Long Way Round (PGR) 4.00
Venice 24/7 4.30 Great Animal Escapes 5.00 Secret
Removers
7.05
Rialto: We Need to Talk About Kevin, 6.40pm
Nate Berkus Show 11.00 Wartime Farm (M) Noon
Jimmy’s Forest (M) 1.00 10 Years Younger: UK (M)
1.30 Coast 2.30 The Dales 3.00 The Nate Berkus
Show 4.00 Cash in the Attic 5.00 Escape to the
Country 6.00 60 Minute Makeover 7.00 Antiques
Roadshow 8.00 Sarah Beeny’s Selling Houses (M)
9.00 Grand Designs 10.00 Selling Houses Abroad
11.00 Escape to the Country 12.00am Antiques
Roadshow 1.00 Antiques Roadtrip 2.00 Crawshaw
Paints Acrylics 2.30 Crawshaw Paints Oils 3.00
Fairground Attractions (M) 4.00 It’s Me or the Dog
(US) 5.00 Auction 5.30 Holmes on Homes
The Arts Channel SKY 027
6.50 Guitar Center Sessions 8.00 The Jewish
Americans 10.00 Guitar Center Sessions 11.00 The
Who: Live at the Isle of Wight 12.30 INXS: Mystify:
Live at Rockpoint 1.50 Guitar Center Sessions 2.50
Guitar Center Sessions 4.00 The Artist’s Toolbox
4.30 Untouchable Love 5.30 Special Spaces 6.15
British Legends of Stage and Screen 7.00 The
Writing Life 7.30 Chihuly: Fire and Light 8.30
The Music Room 9.25 Burning the Boundaries:
Omnifenix (G) Composer John Psathas discusses his
composition Omnifenix. 9.55 Art of the Heist 10.50
Architectures 11.20 The Artist’s Toolbox 12.30am
Untouchable Love 1.30 Special Spaces 2.15 British
Legends of Stage and Screen 3.00 The Writing Life
3.30 Chihuly: Fire and Light 4.30 The Music Room
5.25 Burning the Boundaries: Omnifenix 5.55 Art of
the Heist
6.00 SoHo on Set (M) 6.30 Damages (M) 7.20
SoHo on Set (M) 7.30 Masters of Sex (16) 8.30
Orphan Black (16) 9.15 SoHo on Set (M) 9.30
Hatfields & McCoys (16) 11.15 SoHo on Set (M) 11.30
Californication (18) Noon Entourage (16) 12.35 Six
Feet Under (16) 1.30 Black Mirror (16) 2.20 SoHo
on Set (M) 2.30 Damages (M) 3.20 SoHo on Set
(M) 3.30 Hatfields & McCoys (16) 5.15 Masters of
Sex (16) 6.15 SoHo on Set (M) 6.30 Six Feet Under
(16) 7.30 Black Mirror (18) The National Anthem:
A prime minister faces a dilemma when a muchloved member of the royal family is kidnapped.
8.20 SoHo on Set (M) 8.30 ■ George Lopez: It’s
Not Me, It’s You (2012, M) George Lopez performs
stand-up comedy at the Nokia Theatre in LA. 9.30
■ Superheroes (2011, M) US documentary that looks
at the world of real-life superheroes – everyday
Americans who bring evildoers to justice. 10.50
Six Feet Under (16) 11.45 True Blood (18) 12.45am
Damages (M) 1.30 ■ George Lopez: It’s Not Me,
It’s You (2012, M) 2.30 ■ Superheroes (2011, M) US
documentary. 3.50 Black Mirror (18) 4.35 Six Feet
Under (16) 5.30 True Blood (18)
BBC World News SKY 089
6.00 BBC World News 6.30 Our World 7.00 BBC
World News 7.10 World Features 7.30 Talking
Business 8.00 BBC World News 8.15 Sport Today
8.30 Talking Movies 9.00 BBC World News
9.10 This World 10.00 BBC World News 10.30
Kindertransport 11.00 BBC World News 11.30 Our
World Noon BBC World News 1.00 BBC World
News 2.00 BBC World News 3.00 BBC World News
4.00 BBC World News 5.00 BBC World News
5.30 HARDtalk 6.00 BBC World News 6.30 World
Business Report 6.45 BBC World News 7.00 BBC
World News 7.30 World Business Report 7.45 BBC
World News 8.00 BBC World News 8.30 World
Business Report 8.45 BBC World News 9.00 BBC
World News 9.30 World Business Report 9.45
BBC World News 10.00 BBC World News 10.30
HARDtalk 11.00 BBC World News 11.30 World
Business Report 11.45 Sport Today 12.00am BBC
World News 1.00 BBC World News 2.00 BBC World
News 3.00 BBC World News 3.30 World Business
Report 3.45 Sport Today 4.00 BBC World News
5.00 BBC World News 5.30 HARDtalk
LISTENER DECEMBER 28 2013
MONDAY DECEMBER 30
SPORT
RADIO
Sky Sport 1 SKY 051
Radio New Zealand National
6.00 Cricket, The Ashes, Australia v England,
Fourth Test, Day Four, highlights. 6.30 Cricket, NZ
v West Indies, Second One-Day, from McLean Park,
Napier, highlights. 7.30 Cricket, Big Bash League,
Sydney Sixers v Melbourne Stars, highlights. 8.00
Darts, World Championships, Day 14, QuarterFinals, live. Noon Arsenal TV 3.00 What’s On 3.30
Basketball, NBL, Sydney Kings v NZ Breakers,
replay. 5.30 Cricket, NZ v West Indies, Second OneDay, from McLean Park, Napier, highlights. 6.30
Sky Arena Access 7.00 Lawn Bowls, New Zealand
Open, Men’s Singles, highlights. 8.30 Darts, World
Championships, Day 14, Quarter-Finals, replay.
12.30am Basketball, NBL, Sydney Kings v NZ
Breakers, replay. 2.30 Football League Show 3.00
Tennis, ASB Classic, Day One, Match of the Day,
from the ASB Tennis Arena, Auckland. 4.30 Tennis,
ASB Classic, Day One, Match of the Night, from the
ASB Tennis Arena, Auckland.
Sky Sport 2 SKY 052
8.00 Spurs TV 11.00 Cricket, NZ v West Indies,
Second One-Day, from McLean Park, Napier,
highlights. Noon Cricket, The Ashes, Australia v
England, Fourth Test, Day Five, Morning Session
from the Melbourne Cricket Ground, live. 2.35 The
Cricket Show 3.05 Cricket, The Ashes, Australia v
England, Fourth Test, Day Five, Afternoon Session
from the Melbourne Cricket Ground, live. 8.00
Basketball, NBL, Sydney Kings v NZ Breakers,
highlights. 8.30 What’s On 9.00 The Cricket
Show 9.30 Cricket, Big Bash League, Melbourne
Renegades v Brisbane Heat, live. 1.00am Cricket,
The Ashes, Australia v England, Fourth Test, Day
Five, Last Two Hours. 3.00 Soccer, A-League,
Adelaide United v Newcastle Jets, from Coopers
Stadium, Adelaide, replay. 5.00 Pool, World Masters,
Final.
BBC Knowledge: Wikileaks: Secrets and Lies,
3.10pm
ITM Fishing Show 9.00 MUTV Noon Tennis, ASB
Classic, Day One, Day Session, from the ASB Tennis
Arena, Auckland, live. 6.30 Tennis, ASB Classic, Day
One, Night Session, from the ASB Tennis Arena,
Auckland, live. 10.30 Inside Cricket 11.30 Cricket,
The Ashes, Australia v England, Fourth Test, Day
Five, highlights. 12.00am Tennis, ASB Classic, Day
One, Match of the Day, from the ASB Tennis Arena,
Auckland. 1.30 Tennis, ASB Classic, Day One, Match
of the Night, from the ASB Tennis Arena, Auckland.
3.00 Cricket, NZ v West Indies, Second One-Day,
from McLean Park, Napier, highlights. 4.00 Cricket,
The Ashes, Australia v England, Fourth Test, Day
Five, Last Two Hours.
ESPN SKY 061
6.00 Red Bull Chronicles 6.30 Basketball, NBL,
Sydney Kings v NZ Breakers, replay. 8.30 The
7.00 NFL on ESPN Radio 9.00 NFL on ESPN
Radio 1.00 SportsCenter 2.15 Gridiron, NFL, Seattle
Seahawks v St. Louis Rams, live. 5.30 SportsCenter
6.30 NFL Films Presents 7.00 Ten-Pin Bowling, PBA
World Championship. 9.00 SportsCenter 10.00
ESPN FC 11.00 Aussies Abroad 12.00am E:60 1.00
SportsCenter 2.00 SportsCenter 3.00 ESPN FC
4.00 SportsCenter 5.00 SportsCenter 5.45 Gridiron,
NCAA, College Series, Bell Helicopter Armed Forces
Bowl, live.
DOCUMENTARIES
History SKY 073
Sky Sport 3 SKY 053
Discovery SKY 070
6.00 Destroyed In Seconds (PG) 6.30 Moonshiners
(PG) 7.30 Man Vs Wild (PG) 8.30 Ragin’ Cajuns
(PG) 9.30 Deadly Seas (PG) 10.30 Off the Hook:
Extreme Catches (PG) 11.30 River Monsters (PG)
12.30 Most Evil (M) 1.30 Deadly Affairs (M) 2.30
Amish Mafia (PG) 3.30 Moonshiners (PG) 4.30 Gold
Rush (PG) 5.30 MythBusters (PG) 6.30 Bear Grylls:
Escape from Hell (PG) 7.30 Auction Kings (PG)
8.00 Auction Hunters (PG) 8.30 MythBusters (PG)
Can a motorcycle can drive across a lake at high
speed? 9.30 You Have Been Warned (PG) Backyard
Boffins: The US girl who can burp insanely loud, and
the world’s first triple BMX backflip. 10.30 Magic
of Science (PG) 11.00 Extreme Smuggling (PG)
12.00am Crimes That Shook the World (M) 1.00
Magic of Science (PG) 1.30 Auction Kings (PG) 2.00
Auction Hunters (PG) 2.30 MythBusters (PG) 3.30
Dirty Jobs (PG) 4.30 Ghost Lab (PG) 5.30 Time
Warp (PG)
National Geographic SKY 072
6.30 Air Crash Investigation (PG) 7.30
Megastructures (G) 8.30 Megafactories (G) 9.30
Alien Deep with Bob Ballard (G) 10.30 Car SOS
(PG) 11.30 Vinnie Jones Russia’s Toughest Hunters
(M) 12.30 The 80s (PG) 1.30 Aussie Icons with
HG Nelson (PG) 2.30 Australia: Life on the Edge
Marathon (G) 8.30 Worst Weather Ever? (PG) Is
the weather is out of control? 10.30 Superstorm
New York (PG) Why New York’s superstorm Sandy
happened, and how it could hit again. 11.30 Born to
Ride (PG) 12.30am Megafactories (G) 1.30 Australia:
Life on the Edge (G) 3.30 Cranmer & Son: Family
Gun Feud (PG) 4.30 Doomsday Preppers (M) 5.30
Air Crash Investigation (PG)
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6.30 Tony Robinson’s Gods & Monsters (M) 7.30
Unsealed: Alien Files (PG) 8.30 Aerial America (PG)
9.30 Murder at Stonehenge Renewal (PG) 10.30
Coast (PG) 11.30 Bible Secrets Revealed (PG) 12.30
She Wolves: England’s Early Queens (PG) 1.30 Tony
Robinson’s Gods & Monsters (M) 2.30 The War Files
(PG) 3.30 Dead Men’s Secrets (PG) 4.30 Murder
Casebook (M) 5.30 Time Team (G) 7.30 Coast (PG)
8.30 Alexander’s Lost World (PG) The Land of
the Golden Fleece: In the waters of the Oxus River
David Adams discovers a surprising connection to
Jason and the Argonauts. 9.30 Royals at War (PG)
10.30 Coast (PG) 11.30 A History of Scotland (PG)
12.30am Coast Australia (PG) 1.30 Dead Men’s
Secrets (PG) 2.30 History’s Raiders (PG) 3.30 Time
Team (PG) 4.30 Coast (PG) 5.30 Alexander’s Lost
World (PG)
BBC Knowledge SKY 074
6.15 Fat & Fatter (PG) 7.05 Lonely Planet: Best in
China (PG) 7.15 Top Gear (PG) 8.10 Steve Jobs I
Changed the World (PG) 9.00 The Toughest Place
to Be a … (M) 9.55 Museum Secrets (M) 10.40
Natural World (PG) 11.30 Top Gear (PG) 12.25
James May’s Man Lab (PG) 1.25 Christianity: A
History (M) 2.15 Blood and Guts (M) 3.10 Wikileaks:
Secrets and Lies (M) 4.40 Undercover Boss UK
(PG) 5.30 Who Do You Think You Are? (M) 6.35
Top Gear (PG) 7.35 Top Gear USA (M) 8.30 Junior
Doctors (M) The junior doctors have to deal with
escaped prisoners. 9.30 What’s Your Body Hiding?
(PG) Guts. 10.30 Top Gear (PG) 11.30 Bomb
Hunters (M) 12.25am James May’s Man Lab (PG)
1.25 Christianity: A History (M) 2.15 Blood and
Guts (M) 3.10 Wikileaks: Secrets and Lies (M) 4.40
Undercover Boss UK (PG) 5.30 China on Four
Wheels (PG)
6.00 Breakfast with Stuart Keith Including: 6.12
Sea Fever: From First Date to First Mate, written
and read by Angela Meyer (3 of 17, RNZ);
7.08 Summer Report (RNZ)
9.06 Summer Noelle with Noelle McCarthy
Noon Midday Report Including: 12.12pm
Worldwatch
12.35 Matinee Idle Phil O’Brien and Simon Morris
present an afternoon of alleged music and
dubious entertainment including: 3.04 Musical
Chairs (RNZ)
5.00 The World at Five Including: 5.12pm
WorldWatch
5.32 Outspoken
6.06 Crossing Boundaries Features and
documentaries from NZ and overseas
7.06 Summer Nights with Charlotte Graham
Including: 7.30 Insight (RNZ); 8.20 Windows on
the World
10.00 News and Late Edition Radio
11.06 The Things I Used To Do (PRX)
12.04am All Night Programme Including: 12.05
Music After Midnight; 12.30 Spectrum (RNZ); 1.05
From the World (RNZ); 2.05 New Jazz Archive –
Thelonious Monk (5 of 12, PRX); 3.05 How to Drink
a Glass of Wine, written and told by John Saker
(F, RNZ); 4.30 The Story of Africa (2 of 24, BBC)
5.10 Suicide Recovery (1 of 3, RNZ)
Details available at www.radionz.co.nz
Radio New Zealand Concert
News and Weather 6.00, 7.00, 8.00, 9.00am,
noon, 3.00, 5.00, 6.00, 11.00pm
6.00 Classic Morning Includes News and
Weather, Competition and Beauty Spot
9.00 Christmastide See page 72
10.00 Morning Concert Amici Ensemble –
Schubert: Piano Trio No 1 in B flat D898; Der Hirt
auf dem Felsen D965; Die Forelle D550; Piano
Quintet in A D667, Trout (RNZ)
11.40 The Works
Noon Summer Sonic Charlotte’s Web: Charlotte
Wilson talks to Marti Friedlander (1 of 2, RNZ)
1.05 Musical Images Grovlez: Les Marionettes,
from L’Almanach aux Images, Jean-Paul Sevilla
(pno); Tournier: Images, Suite No 4 Op 39, Alison
Nicholls (harp); Odermatt: Summer, from Three
Images Op 18, Albrecht Mayer (ob), ASMF/Mathias
Mönius; Debussy: Images, Book 1, Pascal Rogé
(pno)
2.00 Afternoon Requests (Box 123, Wellington or
concert@radionz.co.nz)
3.00 CD Masters
4.00 Made in New Zealand NZ performers
and composers. J Ritchie: Suite No 1 for string
orchestra, NZSO CO/Donald Armstrong;
Carr: Seven Mediaeval Lyrics, Jubilate Singers,
Queensland SO/Edwin Carr; Verdi: Ad una stella,
from Six Romances, Malvina Major (sop), Gerald
Moore (pno); McLeod: Three Celebrations, NZSO/
Uwe Grodd
5.00 Cadenza Shorter popular classics
7.00 In Memoriam Marking musicians who have
passed on this year (1 of 2)
8.00 Music Alive Diana Doherty (ob),
Christchurch SO/Tom Woods – Farr: The Nor’west
Arch; Strauss: Oboe Concerto in D; Stravinsky: The
Rite of Spring (RNZ)
9.35 A Renaissance Giant Byrd: Mass for four
voices, Tallis Scholars/Peter Phillips (dir)
10.00 Day’s End Music to wind down to
12.00am Music Through The Night
Details available at www.radionz.co.nz
Newstalk ZB
6.00 Tim Dower 9.00 Mike Yardley 1.00pm Andrew
Dickens 6.00 Pam Corkery and Tim Roxborogh
12.00am – 6.00 Bruce Russell Talkback
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NEW YEAR’S EVE
TV1
TV2
FREEVIEW 1 SKY 001
6.00 60 Minute Makeover (G, R)
7.05 Dickinson’s Real Deal
(G, R)
8.00 Cowboy Builders (G, R, C)
9.00 Infomercials
9.30 The Chase (G, R, C) Four
contestants attempt to
amass as much money as
possible by answering quickfire questions in 60 seconds.
10.30 Ellen (PGR, R, HD) Ellen
DeGeneres presents a
talkshow.
11.30 Infomercials
Noon The Inspectors (G, R, C)
Today: District licence
officers get to the bottom of
alcohol being sold illegally;
a contamination mystery
turns up thousands of dead
fish; and the inspectors must
figure out who is living in
substandard housing that
was meant to be a carport.
12.30 Emmerdale (PGR, C)
Today: Katie is frustrated;
Zak is worried; and Moira
is frustrated by Andy’s
unreliability.
1.30 House Guest (G, R)
2.00 Come Dine with Me
(G, R, C) Ordinary Britons
battle for the title of ultimate
dinner party host.
3.00 Renovation Game (G)
3.55 Te Karere (C)
4.25 Ellen (G, R, HD) Ellen
DeGeneres presents a
talkshow. Today: Andy
Samberg.
5.25 Millionaire Hot Seat (C)
Eddie McGuire hosts a
gameshow.
6.00 ONE News (C)
7.00 Border Patrol (G, R, HD,
C) No Sleep for Nathan: A
cheeky snowboarder keeps
immigration officers on
their toes in Queenstown;
inspectors have a field day
checking through relics
entering New Zealand; and
a detector dog shows he is
worth his weight in gold.
7.30 Tricked (C) UK magic series.
Tonight: Ben Hanlin takes
Shameless star Jody Latham
on a nasty fishing trip, then
he scares the living daylights
out of Helen Flanagan.
8.30 ■ Message in a Bottle
(1999, AO, R, C, AD) A
woman sets out to discover
the author of a letter she
found in a bottle on the
beach. Kevin Costner, Robin
Wright, Paul Newman, John
Savage, Illena Douglas.
11.10 ■ Lean on Me (1989, AO, R,
C) A tough but dedicated
teacher is appointed
principal of a decaying inner
city school and becomes
determined to improve it.
Morgan Freeman, Beverly
Todd, Robert Guillaume,
Michael Beach.
1.10am Infomercials
5.35 – 6.00 Te Karere (R, C)
6.00
6.30
6.53
6.55
Creflo Dollar
Tiki Tour (HD, C)
Angry Birds Toons (G, C)
The Amazing World of
Gumball (C)
7.20 Back at the Barnyard
(G, R, C)
7.50 Ben 10: Omniverse (C)
8.15 Ned’s Declassified School
Survival Guide (G, R, C)
8.35 I’m in the Band (G, R, C)
9.00 Infomercials
10.30 Let’s Get Inventin’
(G, R, HD, C)
11.00 The Fresh Prince of Bel Air
(G, R, HD, C)
11.30 Ellen (PGR, HD)
Noon Mike & Molly (PGR, R, HD, C)
12.50 I’m a Celebrity … Get Me
Out of Here! (AO)
1.50 Fool Britannia (C) UK
comedy series in which Dom
Joly unleashes tricks and
set-ups on the unsuspecting
British public.
2.50 Austin & Ally (G, C)
3.10 ■ High School Musical
(2006, G, R, C) Two high
school students who have
nothing in common apart
from their love of music both
go for lead roles in a school
musical. Zac Efron, Vanessa
Anne Hudgens, Ashley
Tisdale.
5.00 ■ Toy Story (1995, G, R, C)
A toy cowboy becomes
jealous of a new astronaut
figure who replaces him in
his owner’s affections and
undermines his popularity
with the other toys. Voices of
Tom Hanks, Tim Allen, Don
Rickles, Jim Varney.
6.35 ■ Toy Story 2 (1999, G,
R, C) Buzz Lightyear and
his friends try to rescue
Woody after he is stolen by
an obsessive toy collector.
Voices of Tom Hanks, Tim
Allen, Kelsey Grammer.
8.25 ■ Shanghai Noon (2000,
PGR, R, C) In Nevada, an
imperial guard and an
incompetent outlaw team
up to rescue a kidnapped
Chinese princess. Jackie
Chan, Owen Wilson, Lucy
Liu, Brandon Merrill.
10.40 ■ Austin Powers:
International Man of Mystery
(1997, AO, R, C) A spy in
the 60s is awoken after
being cryogenically frozen
for 30 years to fight his
arch nemesis. Mike Myers,
Elizabeth Hurley, Robert
Wagner, Seth Green.
12.25am ■ Deuce Bigalow: Male
Gigolo (1999, AO, R, C) A
dim-witted aquarium cleaner
is forced to become a male
gigolo to repay his debts
after destroying a wealthy
client’s apartment. Rob
Schneider, William Forsythe.
2.00 Two and a Half Men
(AO, R, HD, C)
5.30 – 6.00 Infomercials
■ NEW ■ RETURN ■ FINAL ■ FILM
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TV3
FREEVIEW 2 SKY 002
FREEVIEW 3 SKY 003
6.00 Infomercials
7.00 What’s Really in Our Food?
(G, R, C)
7.30 The Kitchen Job (G, R, C)
8.30 Infomercials
10.30 The Shopping Channel
11.30 Entertainment Tonight
(G, R)
Noon Would I Lie to You?
(PGR, R, C)
12.30 90210 (PGR, R, HD)
1.30 The Defenders (PGR, HD)
2.30 homeMADE (G)
3.30 The Queen Latifah Show
(G, HD) Today: Lenny Kravitz
and Christina Perri.
4.30 Big Brother Australia (G)
6.00 3 News
7.00 Bondi Vet (HD) Tonight: Two
heartbroken little girls and
their mum are desperate
for Dr Chris to save their
beloved 14-week-old rabbit.
7.30 The Block: All Stars (PGR,
HD, C) Tonight: The couples
encounter strict heritage
conditions.
8.45 The Graham Norton Show –
New Year’s Special (AO, HD)
Tonight: Cast of Anchorman
2, Monty Python, and
Michael Bublé.
10.00 Would I Lie to You? UK (AO)
Comedy panel show hosted
by Rob Brydon.
10.40 The Good Wife (AO, HD)
Death Row Tip: Alicia tries to
win a stay of execution for
a guilty man as he claims to
have information that could
help another one of her
clients.
11.35 Big Brother Australia (AO)
Australian reality series.
12.30am Infomercials
5.00 Joyce Meyer
5.30 – 6.00 Infomercials
FOUR
FREEVIEW 4 SKY 012
6.00 Children’s Programmes
4.40 Scaredy Squirrel (G, R) 5.05
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (G)
5.35 Dragons: Riders of Berk (G, R)
6.00 Sabrina the Teenage Witch (G,
R) 6.30 Everybody Hates Chris (G,
R) 7.00 Just Shoot Me! (PGR) Two
Girls for Every Boy: Finch tries to
set Maya up on a date with another
woman. 7.30 Hot Set (PGR) Down
The Rabbit Hole: A challenge
inspired by Alice’s Adventures in
Wonderland requires the designers
to create sets in which Alice is
oversize, shrunken, or both. 8.30
■ Mickey Blue Eyes (1999, AO, R)
An English auctioneer living in New
York becomes involved with the
Mafia when he falls in love with the
daughter of a gangster. Hugh Grant,
James Caan, Jeanne Tripplehorn,
Burt Young, James Fox, Vincent
Pastore. 10.35 NYC 22 (AO) Self
Cleaning Oven: A recently-released
drug lord brings back old memories
of the case for Yoda. 11.30
Entertainment Tonight (G) 12.45 –
6.00am Infomercials
TV3: The Graham Norton Show –
New Year’s Special, 8.45pm
PRIME
FREEVIEW 10 SKY 004
6.00
6.30
7.00
7.30
Home Shopping
The Crowd Goes Wild (G, R)
Deal or No Deal (G, R)
Tennis ASB Classic, day one,
from ASB Tennis Arena,
Auckland, highlights.
8.35 Home Shopping
Noon The Doctors (G)
1.00 The Jeff Probst Show (G)
1.55 Beauty and the Beast
(PGR, R)
2.50 The Crowd Goes Wild (G, R)
3.20 The Late Show with David
Letterman (G, R)
4.20 Tennis ASB Classic, day one,
from ASB Tennis Arena,
Auckland, highlights.
5.30 Prime News
6.00 Deal or No Deal (G)
6.30 Millionaire Hot Seat (G)
7.00 Best of QI (PGR, R)
7.30 60 Minutes (PGR, R)
8.35 Michael Jackson: The Life
of an Icon (PGR, R) The
Jackson family and their
friends share stories about
the late Michael Jackson’s
life and career.
11.40 The Late Show with David
Letterman (PGR)
12.40am Home Shopping
1.40 The Crowd Goes Wild (G, R)
2.10 – 6.00 Home Shopping
MAORI
FREEVIEW 5 SKY 019
10.00am Korero Mai (G, R)
11.00 Toku Reo (G, R)
Noon Korero Mai (G, R)
1.00 Toku Reo (G, R)
2.00 Ako (G, R)
3.00 Maara Kai (G, R)
3.30 Brian Jacques’ Redwall (G, R)
4.00 Miharo (G, R)
4.30 Pukana (G)
5.00 Toi Whakaari (G, R)
5.30 News: Te Kaea
6.00 Nga Pari Karangaranga o te
Motu (G, R)
6.30 Ako (G, R)
7.00 News: Te Kaea (R)
7.30 ■ Journey to the West (G)
8.30 ■ Land of the Long White
Cloud (2009, AO, R) Local
documentary about a fishing
competition in the Far North.
Films, page 68
9.30 ■ Kaikohe Demolition
(2004, AO, R) Local
documentary about a
demolition derby in Kaikohe.
10.30 Tribe New Year’s Eve Special
12.00am Tagata Pasifika
12.30 – 1.00 News: Te Kaea (R)
C Captions AD Audio Description HD High Definition
LISTENER DECEMBER 28 2013
NEW YEAR’S EVE
SKY PREMIERE SKY 030
MOVIES GREATS SKY 032 MOVIES CLASSICS SKY033 RIALTO SKY 039
6.45 The Sitter (2011, 16)
Jonah Hill, Ari Graynor.
8.05 Chernobyl Diaries
(2012, 16) Jesse McCartney.
9.35 American Reunion
(2012, 16) Jason Biggs.
11.30 Silent Hill: Revelation
(2012, 16) Adelaide Clemens.
1.05 Sherlock Holmes 2: A Game
of Shadows (2011, M) Robert
Downey Jr, Jude Law.
3.10 The Night Before the Night
Before Christmas (2010, PG)
Jennifer Beals.
4.40 The Cabin in the Woods
(2011, 16) Chris Hemsworth,
Anna Hutchison.
6.15 Flight (2012, 16) Denzel
Washington, Don Cheadle.
8.30 The Watch (2012, 16)
Four guys who form a
neighbourhood watch group
discover a shocking secret
about their town. Ben Stiller,
Vince Vaughn, Jonah Hill.
10.15 End of Watch (2012, 18) Jake
Gyllenhaal, Michael Pena.
12.05am That’s My Boy (2012, 16)
2.00 The Night Before the Night
Before Christmas (2010, PG) 3.30
End of Watch (2012, 18) 5.20 Flight
(2012, 16)
6.10
Making of: It’s Complicated
(2009, M)
6.35 Semi-Pro (2008, M) Will
Ferrell, Woody Harrelson.
8.05 Moulin Rouge (2001, M)
Nicole Kidman.
10.10 King Kong (2005, M)
Naomi Watts, Jack Black.
1.15
Making of: It’s Complicated
(2009, M)
1.35 The Fugitive (1993, M)
Harrison Ford.
3.45 The Lord of the Rings: The
Two Towers (2002, M) Elijah
Wood, Viggo Mortensen.
6.40 Four Brothers (2005, M)
Four adoptive brothers
set out to get revenge for
their mother’s murder. Mark
Wahlberg.
8.30 Mr & Mrs Smith (2005, M)
A bored married couple
is surprised to learn each
other is an assassin, hired by
competing agencies to kill
each other. Brad Pitt.
10.35 Gone in 60 Seconds (2000,
M) Nicolas Cage.
12.30am The Lord of the Rings:
The Two Towers (2002, M) 3.25 Mr
& Mrs Smith (2005, M) 5.25 The
Fugitive (1993, M)
7.55
9.35
Driving Miss Daisy (1989, PG)
Making of: Rocky – 8mm
Moments with John G
Avildsen (PG)
9.50 Superman IV: The Quest for
Peace (1987, PG)
11.20 Soapdish (1991, PG)
Sally Field, Kevin Kline.
12.55 Merry Christmas Mr
Lawrence (1983, M)
David Bowie, Tom Conti.
2.55 Making of: Sergio Leone’s
Style (2005, PG)
3.20 Rio Bravo (1959, PG)
John Wayne, Dean Martin.
5.40 Airplane! (1980, PG)
Robert Hays, Leslie Nielsen.
7.05 Airplane II: The Sequel
(1982, PG) Robert Hays.
8.30 The Last Emperor (1987, PG)
Based on the life of Emperor
Pu Yi, from his imperial
upbringing in the Forbidden
City to the Cultural
Revolution. John Lone, Joan
Chen, Peter O’Toole.
11.10 Scrooged (1988, PG)
Bill Murray.
12.50am Posse (1975, M) 2.20
Airplane! (1980, PG) 3.45 Airplane II:
The Sequel (1982, PG) 5.10 The Last
Emperor (1987, PG)
GENERAL
UKTV SKY 007
6.40 The Bill Classics (M) 7.25 Upstairs Downstairs
(PG) 8.20 That Mitchell and Webb Look (M) 8.50
The Office (M) 9.20 The Graham Norton Show (M)
10.05 Casualty (PG) 10.55 BBC Proms 2011 (PG)
12.35 Midsomer Murders (M) 2.20 New Tricks (M)
3.15 The Bill Classics (M) 4.10 The Graham Norton
Show Marathon (M) Reese Witherspoon, Reginald
D Hunter, Alex Kingston, and the Musgraves.
5.00 Last Night of the Proms 2013 (G) From the
Royal Albert Hall in London. 8.30 Glastonbury (M)
Highlights from Glastonbury 2013, the largest annual
open-air music and performing arts festival in the
world. 10.10 ■ Holy Flying Circus (2011, 16) Based
on the controversy surrounding Monty Python’s
controversial Life of Brian. Darren Boyd, Steve Punt,
Charles Edwards, Rufus Jones. 11.45 The Bill Classics
(M) 12.35am The Office (M) 1.05 Holy Flying Circus
(16) 2.35 Glastonbury (M) 4.05 New Tricks (M)
Living SKY 008
6.00 The ITM Fishing Show 6.30 Yoga TV 7.00
Cash in the Attic 8.00 Antiques Roadshow 9.00
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11 Flowers (2011, M)
Wang Jinchun, Wenqing Liu.
8.55 Margaret (2009, M) Lindsay
Duncan, Oliver Cotton.
10.40 Gordonia (2010, M)
Local documentary.
12.05 About Elly (2009, M)
Golshifteh Farahani.
2.00 Milius (2013, M) US
documentary about the life
of filmmaker John Milius.
3.40 Russian Snark (2010, M)
Stephen Papps, Elena Stejko.
5.05 Troll Hunter (2010, M)
Otto Jespersen.
6.50 Not Suitable for Children
(2012, 16) Ryan Kwanten,
Sarah Snook, Ryan Corr.
8.30 Barbara (2012, M) A doctor
in 1980s East Germany
is transferred to a smalltown hospital where she
is monitored by the secret
police. Nina Hoss, Ronald
Zehrfeld, Rainer Bock.
10.20 The Dead (2010, 18) Rob
Freeman, Prince David Oseia,
David Dontoh.
12.05am All About My Mother
(1999, 16) 1.45 Gordonia (2010, M)
3.10 About Elly (2009, M) 5.05
Russian Snark (2010, M)
SoHo SKY 010
Choice TV FREEVIEW 12 SKY 026
6.00 Benny Hinn 6.30 Home by Novogratz 7.30
Venice 24/7 8.00 Great Animal Escapes 8.30
Caroline Quentin’s National Parks 10.00 Secret
Removers 11.00 Oddities 11.30 Off the Eaten Track
Noon Bath Crashers 12.30 Abroad (PGR) 2.15 The
Long Way Round (PGR) 3.30 Great Animal Escapes
4.00 Heaven’s Garden 4.30 New British Kitchen:
Torode & Hardeep’s Tour 5.00 Better Homes &
Gardens 6.00 Bondi Vet 6.30 House Crashers
7.00 Auction Hunters 7.30 The Apartment 8.30
Nick Knowles’ Original Features (G) Nick Knowles
delves into the history of homes as their owners
begin restoring them to their former glory. 9.30
International Open House 10.00 West End Salvage
10.30 School of Comedy (AO) 11.00 Auction
Hunters 11.30 Gator Boys 12.30am Benny Hinn 1.00
Better Homes & Gardens 2.00 The Apartment 3.00
International Open House 3.30 West End Salvage
4.00 School of Comedy (AO) 4.30 Bondi Vet 5.00
Heaven’s Garden 5.30 New British Kitchen: Torode &
Hardeep’s Tour
7.00
SoHo: Black Mirror, 9.30pm
The Martha Stewart Show 10.00 The Nate Berkus
Show 11.00 60 Minute Makeover Noon Sarah
Beeny’s Selling Houses (M) 1.00 Grand Designs 2.00
Selling Houses Abroad 3.00 The Nate Berkus Show
4.00 Cash in the Attic 5.00 Escape to the Country
6.00 60 Minute Makeover 7.00 Homes Under the
Hammer 8.00 Summer Home 8.30 Relocation
Relocation 9.30 Country House Rescue (M) 10.30
This Old House 11.00 Escape to the Country
12.00am Homes Under the Hammer 1.00 Antiques
Roadtrip 2.00 Crawshaw Paints Acrylics 2.30
Crawshaw Paints Oils 3.00 Fairground Attractions
(M) 4.00 It’s Me or the Dog (US) 5.00 Auction 5.30
Holmes on Homes
The Arts Channel SKY 027
6.50 Architectures 7.20 The Artist’s Toolbox 8.30
Untouchable Love 9.30 Special Spaces 10.15 British
Legends of Stage and Screen 11.00 The Writing
Life 11.30 Chihuly: Fire and Light 12.30 The Music
Room 1.25 Burning the Boundaries: Omnifenix 1.55
Art of the Heist 2.50 Architectures 3.20 The Artist’s
Toolbox 4.00 Architectures 4.20 Other Voices
5.15 The Impressionists 6.05 Music Legends 7.00
The Writing Life 7.30 The Art of Russia 8.20 Little
Crackers 8.30 Hollywood in Vienna 10.00 The Piano
Guys Live at Red Butte Garden 10.55 Gloria Estefan:
The Standards 12.00am Architectures 12.20 Other
Voices 1.15 The Impressionists 2.05 Music Legends
3.00 The Writing Life 3.30 The Art of Russia 4.20
Little Crackers 4.30 Hollywood in Vienna
6.30 ■ Superheroes (2011, M) US documentary. 7.50
Black Mirror (18) 8.40 Damages (M) 9.30 ■ George
Lopez: It’s Not Me, It’s You (2012, M) 10.30 True
Blood (18) 11.30 Damages (M) 12.20 SoHo on Set
(M) 12.30 Six Feet Under (16) 1.30 ■ Superheroes
(2011, M) US documentary. 2.50 Black Mirror (18)
3.40 Damages (M) ■ George Lopez: It’s Not Me, It’s
You (2012, M) 5.30 True Blood (18) 6.30 Six Feet
Under (16) The Trap: Nate finds parallels between
his own life and that of a man whose missing body
was discovered in the forest after 25 years. 7.30
Getting On (M) US comedy series about the staff
of an extended-care wing at a hospital in Long
Beach. 8.00 Showrunners (M) Clyde Phillips: The
showrunner of US crime series Dexter talks about
his creation. 8.30 Orphan Black (16) Unconscious
Selection: After Kira’s life is threatened, Sarah is
on the warpath, and it is up to Sarah to decide
the perpetrator’s fate. 9.15 SoHo on Set (M) 9.30
Black Mirror (16) White Bear: A woman wakes
to find she can’t remember anything about her
life and everyone in her town is apparently being
controlled by a transmitted signal. 10.15 SoHo on Set
(M) 10.30 Six Feet Under (16) Making Love Work:
Nate and Lisa take Maya camping, and Ruth enjoys
spending time with new friend, Arthur. 11.30 Inside
the Actors Studio (M) 12.15am SoHo on Set (M)
12.30 Forbrydelsen (M) 1.30 Getting On (M) 2.00
Showrunners (M) 2.30 Orphan Black (16) 3.15 SoHo
on Set (M) 3.30 Black Mirror (16) 4.15 SoHo on Set
(M) 4.30 Six Feet Under (16) 5.30 Forbrydelsen (M)
BBC World News SKY 089
6.00 BBC World News 6.30 Focus on Africa 7.00
BBC World News 7.30 World Business Report 7.45
Sport Today 8.00 BBC World News 9.30 World
Business Report 9.45 Sport Today 10.00 BBC
World News 10.30 HARDtalk 11.00 BBC World
News 5.30 HARDtalk 6.00 BBC World News 7.30
World Business Report 7.45 BBC World News 8.30
World Business Report 8.45 BBC World News 9.30
World Business Report 9.45 BBC World News
10.30 HARDtalk 11.00 BBC World News 11.30 World
Business Report 11.45 Sport Today 12.00am BBC
World News 3.30 World Business Report 3.45 Sport
Today 4.00 BBC World News 5.30 HARDtalk
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SPORT
RADIO
Sky Sport 1 SKY 051
6.00 Cricket, The Ashes, Australia v England,
Fourth Test, Day Five, highlights. 6.30 Cricket, Big
Bash League, Melbourne Renegades v Brisbane
Heat, highlights. 7.00 Tennis, ASB Classic, Day One,
highlights. 8.00 Darts, World C’ships, Semi-Finals,
live. Noon Cricket, NZ v West Indies, Second OneDay, highlights. 1.00 The Cricket Show 1.30 Cricket,
Big Bash League, Melbourne Renegades v Brisbane
Heat, highlights. 2.00 Cricket, The Ashes, Australia
v England, Fourth Test, Day Five, Last Two Hours.
4.00 Inside Cricket 5.00 Red Bull Chronicles 5.30
Lawn Bowls, NZ Open, Men’s Singles, highlights.
7.00 V8 Supercars, Bathurst 1000, highlights. 9.00
The Cricket Show 9.30 Cricket, Big Bash League,
Adelaide Strikers v Perth Scorchers, live. 1.00am
Cricket, The Ashes, Australia v England, Fourth Test,
Day Five, highlights. 1.30 Cricket, NZ v West Indies,
Second One-Day, highlights. 2.30 Marathon, Mass
Participation Series, Gabon, highlights. 3.00 Tennis,
ASB Classic, Day Two, Match of the Day. 4.30
Tennis, ASB Classic, Day Two, Match of the Night.
Sky Sport 2 SKY 052
6.00 Lawn Bowls, NZ Open, Men’s Singles,
highlights. 7.30 The Cricket Show 8.00 Cricket, The
Ashes, Australia v England, Fourth Test, Day Five,
Last Two Hours. 10.00 Cricket, Big Bash League,
Melbourne Renegades v Brisbane Heat, replay. 1.30
Sky Arena Access 2.00 Darts, World C’ships, SemiFinals, replay. 6.00 A-League Highlights Show 6.30
The Dirt 7.30 Cricket, NZ v West Indies, Second
One-Day, highlights. 10.30 Darts, World C’ships,
Semi-Finals, replay. 2.30am Lawn Bowls, NZ Open,
Men’s Singles, highlights. 4.00 Soccer, A-League,
Coast Mariners v Perth Glory, replay.
Sky Sport 3 SKY 053
6.00 Tennis, ASB Classic, Day One, highlights. 7.00
Pool, World Masters, Final. 8.00 Tennis, ASB Classic,
Day One, Match of the Day. 9.30 Tennis, ASB
Classic, Day One, Match of the Night. 11.00 Tennis,
ASB Classic, Day One, highlights. Noon Tennis, ASB
DOCUMENTARIES
Discovery SKY 070
6.00 Destroyed In Seconds (PG) 6.30 Moonshiners
(PG) 7.30 Man vs Wild (PG) 8.30 World’s Biggest
Ship (PG) 9.30 MythBusters (PG) 10.30 You Have
Been Warned (PG) 11.30 MythBusters (PG) 12.30
Crimes That Shook the World (M) 1.30 Extreme
Smuggling (PG) 2.30 Auction Kings (PG) 3.00
Auction Hunters (PG) 3.30 Moonshiners (PG) 4.30
Gold Rush (PG) 5.30 MythBusters (PG) 6.30 Yukon
Men (PG) 7.30 World’s Top 5 (PG) 8.30 Airplane
Repo (PG) Three adrenaline-seeking repo men
chase luxury planes for big dollars across America.
9.30 Secrets of … (PG) 10.30 Auction Kings (PG)
11.00 I Was Murdered (M) 11.30 Stalked: Someone’s
Watching (M) 12.00am True Crime with Aphrodite
Jones (PG) 1.00 Auction Kings (PG) 1.30 World’s
Top 5 (PG) 2.30 Airplane Repo (PG) 3.30 Dirty Jobs
(PG) 4.30 Ghost Lab (PG) 5.30 Time Warp (PG)
National Geographic SKY 072
6.30 Air Crash Investigation (PG) 7.30
Megastructures (G) 8.30 Megafactories (G) 9.30
Alien Deep with Bob Ballard (G) 10.30 Paranatural
(PG) 11.30 Paranatural (PG) 12.30 Witness: Disaster
in Japan (PG) 1.30 Australia’s Great Flood (PG)
2.30 Worst Weather Ever? (PG) 4.30 Party Like
the Rich and Famous (M) 7.30 The Numbers Game
(PG) Will You Make A Million Dollars?: Is becoming
a millionaire impossible? The tips and tricks on how
to keep your odds of making major money sky
high. 8.30 What Drives You Crazy? (PG) People’s
pet peeves, and the science and numbers behind
daily stresses and everyday annoyances that drive
us crazy. 9.30 How Long Will You Live? (PG) 10.30
10 Ways to End the World (PG) 12.30am The
American Mob Marathon (M)
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Radio New Zealand National
National Geographic: Worst Weather Ever?,
2.30pm
Classic, Day Two, Day Session, from the ASB Tennis
Arena, Auckland, live. 6.30 Tennis, ASB Classic, Day
Two, Night Session, from the ASB Tennis Arena,
Auckland, live. 10.30 Basketball, NBL, Sydney Kings
v NZ Breakers, highlights. 11.00 The Dirt 12.00am
Tennis, ASB Classic, Day Two, Match of the Day,
from the ASB Tennis Arena, Auckland. 1.30 Tennis,
ASB Classic, Day Two, Match of the Night, from
the ASB Tennis Arena, Auckland. 3.00 Cricket, Big
Bash League, Adelaide Strikers v Perth Scorchers,
highlights. 3.30 Cricket, The Ashes, Australia v
England, Fourth Test, Day Five, highlights. 4.00
Basketball, NBL, Sydney Kings v NZ Breakers,
replay.
ESPN SKY 061
9.15 Gridiron, NCAA, College Series, Franklin
American Mortgage Music City Bowl, live. 12.45
Gridiron, NCAA, College Series, Valero Alamo Bowl,
live. 4.15 Gridiron, NCAA, College Series, Holiday
Bowl, live. 7.45 SportsCenter 8.30 Sport Science
9.00 SportsCenter 10.00 ESPN FC 10.30 Sport
Science 11.00 Aussies Abroad 12.00am Olbermann
1.00 SportsCenter 2.00 SportsCenter 3.00 ESPN
FC 3.30 Gridiron, NCAA, College Series, Valero
Alamo Bowl, live.
History SKY 073
6.30 Royals at War (PG) 7.30 A History of Scotland
(PG) 8.30 Murder Casebook (M) 9.30 Time Team
(G) 11.30 Alexander’s Lost World (PG) 12.30 A
History of Scotland (PG) 1.30 Coast (PG) 2.30 The
War Files (PG) 3.30 Dead Men’s Secrets (PG) 4.30
Murder Casebook (M) 5.30 Time Team (G) 6.30
Time Team (PG) 7.30 History’s Verdict (PG) Patton:
George Smith Patton Jr remains the most famous
Allied general of World War II. 8.30 Civilisation Lost
(PG) In recent years, scientists have found evidence
of ancient and once-thriving cultures thousands
of years older than previously known. 10.30 WWI
Top Gun Revealed (PG) 11.30 Voices from Hitler’s
Army (PG) 12.30am Colour of War (M) 1.30 Dead
Men’s Secrets (PG) 2.30 History’s Raiders (PG) 3.30
History’s Verdict (PG) 4.30 Civilisation Lost (PG)
BBC Knowledge SKY 074
6.25 Top Gear (PG) 7.20 James May’s Man Lab
(PG) 8.20 Christianity: A History (M) 9.10 Blood
and Guts (M) 10.05 Wikileaks: Secrets and Lies (M)
11.35 Undercover Boss UK (PG) 12.25 Top Gear
(PG) 1.15 Who Do You Think You Are? (M) 2.15 Top
Gear USA (M) 3.00 Junior Doctors (M) 3.50 Guts
(PG) 4.40 Bomb Hunters (M) 5.30 Natural World
(PG) 6.30 Top Gear (PG) 7.30 Million Dollar Intern
(PG) Hawley Garden Centre: Twenty-four-year-old
businessman Rich has a week to work out how a
technical dinosaur can turn her struggling garden
centre into a destination centre. 8.30 Embarrassing
Bodies (M) The doctors see a woman who suffers
from debilitating back pain because of her large
breasts. 9.30 Wikileaks: Secrets and Lies (M) 11.10
Top Gear (PG) 12.10am Who Do You Think You
Are? (M) 1.10 Top Gear USA (M) 1.55 Junior Doctors
(M) 2.45 Guts (PG) 3.35 Bomb Hunters (M) 4.25
Horizon (M) 5.15 Louis Theroux (16)
6.00 Breakfast with Stuart Keith An early
miscellany of music, stories and random thoughts,
including; 6.12 Sea Fever (4 of 17, RNZ)
7.08 Summer Report (RNZ)
9.06 Summer Noelle with Noelle McCarthy
Noon Midday Report Including: 12.12pm
Worldwatch
12.35 Matinee Idle Including: 3.04 Abbey Road
Reunion (Riley)
5.00 The World at Five Including: 5.12pm
Worldwatch
5.32 Outspoken
6.06 Crossing Boundaries Features and
documentaries from NZ and overseas
7.06 New Year’s Eve with Warwick Burke
Warwick Burke presents a programme of top-line
guests, music and nostalgia for the final hours of
2013
12.04am All Night Programme Including: 12.05
Music After Midnight; 1.05 Insight (RNZ); 1.45
Primary People (RNZ); 2.05 The Forum (BBC);
3.05 Genesis, by Owen Marshall, read by Fergus
Dick (RNZ); 3.30 Kate’s Classic: The Red Badge of
Courage, by Stephen Crane (RNZ); 4.30 The Story
of Africa (3 of 24, BBC) 5.10 Sphagnum (RNZ)
Details available at www.radionz.co.nz
Parliament: www.radionz.co.nz/parliament
Radio New Zealand Concert
News and Weather 6.00, 7.00, 8.00, 9.00am,
noon, 3.00, 5.00, 6.00, 11.00pm
6.00 Classic Morning Includes News and
Weather, Competition and Beauty Spot
9.00 Christmastide See page 72
10.00 Morning Concert Donald Maurice (vla),
Richard Mapp (pno), Douglas Lilburn (speaker)
– Lilburn: Suite for solo viola; Lilburn arr Maurice:
Salutes to Seven Poets (RNZ)
10.50 The Works
Noon Summer Sonic Charlotte’s Web: Charlotte
Wilson talks to well-known NZers about the place
of music in their lives: Piera McArthur (F, RNZ)
1.05 An Artist’s Life
2.00 Afternoon Requests (Box 123, Wellington or
concert@radionz.co.nz)
3.00 CD Masters
4.05 Made in New Zealand Ravel: Tzigane, Martin
Riseley (vln), Diedre Irons (pno); Boyce: Ode
for the New Year, Overture, Philip Lloyd (tpt),
Auckland Sinfonietta/Peter Scholes; A Ritchie:
As long as time, Viva Voce/John Rosser; Psathas:
View from Olympus, Pedro Carneiro (perc),
Michael Houstoun (pno), NZSO/Marc Taddei
5.00 Cadenza Shorter popular classics
7.00 Sound Lounge Kate Mead hosts a weekly
forum for contemporary music, including: In
Memoriam: Marking musicians on CD who have
passed on this year – John Hopkins, Eric Ericson,
Henri Dutilleux and John Tavener; 8.00 Nathan
Haines and His Quartet, Kevin Field (pno), Ben
Turua (bass), Alain Koetsier (drums) with special
guest John Bell (vibes) (RNZ); 9.30 Equinox – The
Committee: Claire Scholes (mezzo), Sharon Baylis
(vla), Tom Pierard (cello), Kevin Kim (recorders),
Felicity Hanlon (ob/cor), Yvette Audain (cl/sax),
Ben Hoadley (bsn) – Willis: Paradise Restored;
Webster: Quicken; Audain: Hazine (Treasure);
Ballard: Axis; Kim: Piricer; Audain: scatter; Holmes:
The Fourth Station; King: Temporal (F, RNZ); 11.00
New Music Dreams
12.00am Music Through the Night
Details available at www.radionz.co.nz
Newstalk ZB
6.00 Tim Dower 9.00 Mike Yardley 1.00pm Andrew
Dickens 6.00 Pam Corkery and Tim Roxborogh
12.00am – 6.00 Mark Dye
LISTENER DECEMBER 28 2013
NEW YEAR’S DAY
TV1
TV2
FREEVIEW 1 SKY 001
6.00 60 Minute Makeover (G, R)
7.05 Dickinson’s Real Deal
(G, R) David Dickinson hosts
an antiques appraisal show.
8.00 Cowboy Builders (G, R)
9.00 ■ Gone with the Wind (1939,
G, R, C) During the American
Civil War, a Southern woman
becomes engaged in a love
affair with a blockade runner.
Vivien Leigh, Clark Gable,
Olivia de Havilland, Leslie
Howard, Hattie McDaniel.
Films, page 68
1.30 Come Dine with Me
(G, R, C) Ordinary Britons
battle for the title of ultimate
dinner party host.
2.30 Renovation Game (G) UK
reality series in which a team
of builders and designers
put attempt to raise the
value of a property through
renovations.
3.30 Te Karere (C)
4.00 Ellen (G, R, HD) Ellen
DeGeneres presents a
talkshow. Today: Chris
Hemsworth.
4.55 ■ Super Tiny Animals
(G, R, C) US documentary
series about the business of
breeding minature pets.
6.00 ONE News (C)
7.00 Border Patrol (G, R,
HD, C) Argie Bargie: An
Argentinean with last-minute
plans is questioned by
Customs officers; a drug dog
in Queenstown is right on
the money; and a suspicious
shipment shows all the signs
of containing narcotics.
7.30 High Country Rescue
(G, R, C) Tonight: Wanaka
police and the search and
rescue team respond to an
early morning emergency;
a wounded tramper needs
rescuing; and the team fight
through the dark to pick up
an injured climber.
8.00 ■ Meet the Frockers (G,
C) Local reality series that
follows brides-to-be as they
search for the perfect dress
for their big day.
8.30 ■ Made in Dagenham (2010,
AO, C) In 1968 Dagenham,
a young wife and mother
leads a strike against the
Ford UK company for equal
pay for the 186 female
machinists who work there.
Sally Hawkins, Bob Hoskins,
Andrea Riseborough, Jaime
Winstone, Geraldine James.
Films, page 68
10.45 ■ Derailed (2005, AO, R, C)
A married writer and the
woman with whom he
was planning an affair are
terrorised and blackmailed
by a sadistic petty criminal.
Clive Owen, Jennifer Aniston,
Vincent Cassell.
12.45am Te Karere (R, C)
1.10 Infomercials
5.35 – 6.00 Te Karere (R, C)
6.00
6.30
6.53
6.55
Creflo Dollar
Tiki Tour (G, HD, C)
Angry Birds Toons (G, C)
The Amazing World of
Gumball (G, C)
7.20 Back at the Barnyard
(G, R, C)
7.50 Ben 10: Omniverse (G, C)
8.15 Ned’s Declassified School
Survival Guide (G, R, C)
8.35 I’m in the Band (G, R, C)
9.00 Infomercials
10.30 Let’s Get Inventin’
(G, R, HD, C)
11.00 The Fresh Prince of
Bel Air (G, R, HD, C)
11.30 Ellen (PGR)
Noon Mike & Molly (PGR, R, HD, C)
Today: When Mike realises
he forgot to make dinner
reservations for Valentine’s
Day, he piggybacks on Carl’s
elaborate holiday plans with
his girlfriend.
12.50 I’m a Celebrity … Get Me
Out of Here! (PGR)
1.50 Fool Britannia (G, C) Dom
Joly unleashes tricks on the
unsuspecting British public.
2.45 Austin & Ally (G, C)
3.10 Angry Birds Toons (G, C)
3.15 ■ High School Musical 2
(2007, G, R, C) During the
holidays a group of high
school students enters
a talent show at a local
country club. Zac Efron,
Vanessa Hudgens, Ashley
Tisdale.
5.10 ■ Mr Magoo (1997, PGR, C)
A myopic millionaire
stumbles into trouble when
he comes across jewel
smugglers. Leslie Nielsen,
Kelly Lynch, Matt Keeslar,
Nick Chinlund, Stephen
Tobolowsky.
7.00 ■ Journey to the Centre of
the Earth (2008, PGR, R,
HD, C) On a quest to find
out what happened to his
missing brother, a scientist,
his nephew, and their
mountain guide discover a
lost world in the centre of
the Earth. Brendan Fraser,
Josh Hutcherson.
8.45 ■ National Treasure
(2004, PGR, R, HD, C)
A treasure hunter is forced
to steal the Declaration of
Independence in order to
protect its secrets from a
villainous rival. Nicolas Cage,
Diane Kruger, Sean Bean.
11.30 ■ Mars Attacks! (1996, PGR,
R, C) The citizens of Earth
face their doom when aliens
from Mars pay a visit. Jack
Nicholson, Glenn Close,
Pierce Brosnan.
1.30am Infomercials
2.30 Grey’s Anatomy
(PGR, R, HD, C)
3.20 The Lying Game
(PGR, R, HD, C)
4.05 Jeremy Kyle (AO, R)
5.10 State of Georgia (G, R, C)
5.30 – 6.00 Infomercials
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FREEVIEW 2 SKY 002
FREEVIEW 3 SKY 003
6.00 Infomercials
7.00 What’s Really in Our Food?
(G, R, C)
7.30 The Kitchen Job (G, R, C)
8.30 Infomercials
10.30 The Shopping Channel
11.30 Entertainment Tonight
(G, R)
Noon Would I Lie to You? (G, R, C)
12.30 90210 (PGR, R, HD)
1.30 The Defenders (PGR, HD)
2.30 homeMADE (G)
3.30 The Queen Latifah Show
(G, HD)
4.30 Big Brother Australia (PGR)
6.00 3 News
7.00 Bondi Vet (G, HD)
7.30 The Block: All Stars (PGR,
HD, C) Tonight: Ronald
McDonald House evacuated
when the fire brigade arrives,
interrupting the work.
8.30 ■ Ghost Town (2008, AO,
R, HD, C) After a man dies
during a routine medical
procedure and is revived, he
discovers he has the ability
to see ghosts – but they all
want something from him.
Ricky Gervais, Tea Leoni,
Greg Kinnear, Billy Campbell.
10.35 Would I Lie to You? UK
(AO) Comedy panel show
hosted by Rob Brydon with
team captains David Mitchell
and Lee Mack.
11.15 NCIS: Los Angeles (AO, R,
HD, C) Backstopped: Sam
goes undercover as a bomb
specialist to find stolen
explosive devices before
they are detonated in Los
Angeles.
12.10am Infomercials
5.00 Joyce Meyer
5.30 – 6.00 Infomercials
FOUR
FREEVIEW 4 SKY 012
6.00 Children’s Programmes
9.55 Infomercials 2.00 Children’s
Programmes 3.50 Beyblade:
Shogun Steel 4.15 Oh No! It’s an
Alien Invasion (G, R) 4.40 Scaredy
Squirrel (G, R) 5.05 Teenage
Mutant Ninja Turtles (G) 5.35
Dragons: Riders of Berk (G, R)
6.00 Sabrina the Teenage Witch
(G, R) 6.30 Everybody Hates
Chris (G, R) Tonight: Doc’s bossy
girlfriend makes life difficult for
Chris. 7.00 Just Shoot Me! (PGR)
The Withholder: Elliott promises
to get revenge after a woman
takes advantage of Finch. 7.30
■ Blue Crush (2002, PGR) A
teenage surfer girl falls in love
while practising for a prestigious
tournament. Kate Bosworth,
Michelle Rodriguez, Mika Boorem,
Sanoe Lake, Matthew Davis. 9.45 ■
Bruno (2009, AO, R) A gay fashion
reporter from Austria seeks fame
and fortune in America. Sacha
Baron Cohen, Gustaf Hammarsten,
Josh Meyers. 11.25 Celebrity
Paranormal Project (AO, R) 12.25am
– 6.00 Infomercials
Four: Bruno, 9.45pm
PRIME
FREEVIEW 10 SKY 004
6.00
6.30
7.00
7.30
Home Shopping
The Crowd Goes Wild (G, R)
Deal or No Deal (G, R)
Tennis ASB Classic, day two,
from ASB Tennis Arena,
Auckland, highlights.
8.35 Home Shopping
Noon The Doctors (G)
1.00 The Jeff Probst Show (G)
1.55 Beauty and the Beast
(PGR, R)
2.50 The Crowd Goes Wild (G, R)
3.20 The Late Show with David
Letterman (G, R)
4.20 Tennis ASB Classic, day two,
from ASB Tennis Arena,
Auckland, highlights.
5.30 Prime News
6.00 Deal or No Deal (G)
6.30 Millionaire Hot Seat (G)
7.00 Best of QI (AO, R)
7.30 Storage Wars Texas (G)
8.00 Bondi Rescue (PGR)
8.30 ■ The Quick and the Dead
(1995, AO, R) Russell Crowe,
Gene Hackman, Sharon
Stone. Films, page 68
10.45 Best of QI (AO, R)
11.20 The Late Show with David
Letterman (G)
12.20am Cricket Third ODI, New
Zealand Black Caps v West
Indies, from Queenstown
Events Centre, highlights.
1.30 Home Shopping
2.30 The Crowd Goes Wild (G, R)
3.00 – 6.00 Home Shopping
MAORI
FREEVIEW 5 SKY 019
10.00am Korero Mai (G, R)
11.00 Toku Reo (G, R)
Noon Pukana (G)
12.30 ■ The Cruel Sea (1953, PGR)
Jack Hawkins.
2.30 Dame Kiri Te Kanawa (G, R)
4.30 Ka Haku Au – A Poet’s
Lament (G, R) Documentary
about composer Kohine Te
Whakarua Ponika.
5.30 News: Te Kaea
6.00 My Adopted Family (G, R)
7.00 News: Te Kaea (R)
7.30 ■ Lone Samaritan (2009, G,
R) Israeli documentary.
8.30 Vienna Philharmonic
Summer Night Concert
Schonbrunn (G) The Vienna
Philharmonic Orchestra
performs the 2013 Summer
Night Concert Schonbrunn
in the Schonbrunn Palace
Gardens in Vienna.
10.10 ■ Whakatauki (G)
10.40 Te Kauta (PGR)
11.40 – 12.10am News: Te Kaea (R)
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MOVIES GREATS SKY 032 MOVIES CLASSICS SKY033 RIALTO SKY 039
7.35
7.35
Directors: James Mangold
(2010, PG)
8.05 The Cabin in the Woods
(2011, 16) Chris Hemsworth.
9.40 The Night Before the Night
Before Christmas (2010, PG)
Jennifer Beals.
11.10 The Watch (2012, 16)
Ben Stiller, Vince Vaughn.
12.50 That’s My Boy (2012, 16)
Adam Sandler.
2.45 Flight (2012, 16) Don Cheadle.
5.00 Directors: James Mangold
(2010, PG)
5.30 The Devil Inside (2012, 16)
Fernanda Andrade.
6.55 Haywire (2011, M) A black ops
supersoldier seeks payback
after she is betrayed during a
mission. Gina Carano.
8.30 Battleship (2012, M) A fleet
of ships is forced to do battle
with aliens who threaten
Earth’s security. Liam Neeson.
10.45 Seven Psychopaths (2012, 16)
A struggling screenwriter is
drawn into a dog kidnapping
scheme. Colin Farrell.
12.35am Behind the Mask (2006,
16) 2.10 Battleship (2012, M) 4.20
Behind the Mask (2006, 16) 5.50
The Devil Inside (2012, 16)
Biography: Brad Pitt
(2010, PG)
8.25 Gone in 60 Seconds (2000,
M) Nicolas Cage.
10.20 Four Brothers (2005, M)
Mark Wahlberg.
12.10 The Lord of the Rings: The
Two Towers (2002, M) Elijah
Wood, Viggo Mortensen.
3.05 Mr & Mrs Smith (2005, M)
Brad Pitt, Angelina Jolie.
5.05 Eragon (2006, M) Ed
Speleers, Jeremy Irons.
6.50 Fear (1996, M) An architect’s
daughter falls for a young
man who may be psychotic.
Reese Witherspoon.
8.30 The Rock (1996, 16) An FBI
agent and a convict break
into the former Alcatraz
prison to stop a renegade
general from destroying San
Francisco. Sean Connery.
10.50 Twister (1996, PG) Two
meteorologists on the brink
of divorce are forced to
work together after they are
caught in a severe storm.
Helen Hunt, Bill Paxton.
12.45am Dead Man’s Shoes (2004,
18) 2.15 The Rock (1996, 16) 4.30
Dead Man’s Shoes (2004, 18)
7.50
Scrooged (1988, PG)
Bill Murray.
9.30 Making of: Get Shorty –
Going Again (PG)
9.40 Rio Bravo (1959, PG) John
Wayne, Dean Martin.
Noon Airplane! (1980, PG) Robert
Hays, Leslie Nielsen.
1.25 Making of: Sergio Leone’s
West (2005, PG)
1.45 Posse (1975, M) Kirk Douglas.
3.15 Dirty Harry (1971, 16) Clint
Eastwood, Harry Guardino.
4.55 Magnum Force (1973, 16)
Clint Eastwood.
6.55 The Enforcer (1976, PG)
Clint Eastwood, Tyne Daly.
8.30 Sudden Impact (1983, 16)
A detective investigates a
series of murders that appear
to be linked to a mysterious
woman. Clint Eastwood.
10.25 The Dead Pool (1988, M)
A cop investigates a murder
surrounding a game in which
people bet on celebrities
dying. Clint Eastwood.
11.55 Dirty Harry (1971, 16) Clint
Eastwood, Harry Guardino.
1.35am Magnum Force (1973, 16)
3.35 The Enforcer (1976, PG) 5.10
Sudden Impact (1983, 16)
GENERAL
UKTV SKY 007
6.00 The Only Way Is Essex (16) 6.55 The Bill
Classics (M) 7.45 Upstairs Downstairs (PG) 8.40
That Mitchell and Webb Look (M) 9.10 The Office
(M) 9.40 The Graham Norton Show (M) 10.25
The Only Way Is Essex (16) 11.10 Glastonbury (M)
12.40 Midsomer Murders (M) 2.25 New Tricks (M)
3.20 The Bill Classics (M) 4.10 The Graham Norton
Show (M) 5.00 Eggheads (PG) 5.30 Sarah Jane
Adventures (PG) 6.00 Waiting for God (PG) 6.30
The Office (M) 7.00 Doctors (PG) 7.30 Hollyoaks
(PG) 8.00 Eastenders (PG) 8.30 Holby City (PG)
The Short Straw: Connie vows to fight Hanssen and
save Ric’s job. 9.30 ■ Doors Open (2012, M) An
Edinburgh self-made millionaire, an art professor,
and a banker swap priceless art with forgeries and
make off with the goods. Douglas Henshall, Stephen
Fry, Kenneth Collard. 11.15 The IT Crowd (M) 11.40
The Bill Classics (M) 12.30am The Office (M) 1.00
Holby City (PG) 2.00 Doors Open (M) 3.45 The Bill
Classics (M) 4.35 Little Britain (M) 4.45 Hollyoaks
(PG) 5.10 New Tricks (M)
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Milius (2013, M)
US documentary.
8.05 Barbara (2012, M) Nina Hoss,
Ronald Zehrfeld.
9.55 Not Suitable for Children
(2012, 16) Ryan Kwanten.
11.35 A Cat in Paris (2010, PG)
12.40 A Boatload of Wild Irishmen
(2011, PG) Irish documentary.
2.10 Sweetie (1989, M) Genevieve
Lemon, Karen Colston.
3.50 Abel (2010, M) Christopher
RuÌz-Esparza.
5.15 The Best Possible Taste
(2012, M) Oliver Lansley.
6.50 Stake Land (2010, 16)
Connor Paolo, Nick Damici.
8.30 Hell (2011, M) After the
apocalypse strikes, a group
of survivors fight to stay alive
as solar flares destroy the
Earth’s atmosphere raising
the Sun’s temperature to
unbearable levels. Hannah
Herzsprung.
10.05 Attack the Block (2011, 16)
Jodie Whittaker.
11.35 Later with Jools Holland (M)
12.40am Ikiru (1952, PG) 3.00 A Cat
in Paris (2010, PG) 4.05 A Boatload
of Wild Irishmen (2011, PG) 5.30
Abel (2010, M)
to a Happy Ending 1.40 Mighty Uke 3.00 Esa Pekka
Salonen: Orchestre De Paris David Fray 4.30 Lang
Lang at the Royal Albert Hall 5.50 Nikolaj Znaider
Plays the Brahms Violin Concerto
Choice TV FREEVIEW 12 SKY 026
6.00 Benny Hinn 6.30 Nick Knowles’ Original
Features 7.30 Great Animal Escapes 8.00 Bondi Vet
8.30 Better Homes & Gardens 9.30 House Crashers
10.00 The Apartment 11.00 Auction Hunters 11.30
International Open House Noon West End Salvage
12.30 ■ Cliffy (2013, G) Australian drama about a
61-year-old vegetarian teetotaller who lives with his
mother on a farm. Kevin Harrington, Roy Billing. 2.20
Nick Knowles’ Original Features 3.30 Great Animal
Escapes 4.00 Food Safari 4.30 The Cook & the Chef
5.00 Candice Tells All 5.30 Make My Home Bigger
6.00 Bondi Vet 6.30 Bath Crashers 7.00 American
Restoration 7.30 Monty’s Big Catch (G) Monty Halls
learns the art of inshore fishing. 8.45 Mark Berg’s
Fishing Addiction 9.20 The Hook & the Cook 10.00
Autospeed (PGR) 10.30 Laid (AO) 11.00 American
Restoration 11.30 Gator Boys (G) 12.30am Benny
Hinn 1.00 Great Animal Escapes 1.30 Laid (AO) 2.00
The Cook & the Chef 2.30 Food Safari 3.00 Mark
Berg’s Fishing Addiction 3.30 The Hook & the Cook
4.00 Bondi Vet 4.30 Bath Crashers 5.00 Monty’s
Big Catch
6.25
SoHo SKY 010
UKTV: The IT Crowd, 11.15pm
Living SKY 008
6.00 The ITM Fishing Show 6.30 Yoga TV 7.00 Cash
in the Attic 8.00 Homes Under the Hammer 9.00
The Martha Stewart Show 10.00 The Nate Berkus
Show 11.00 Auction 11.30 Summer Home Noon
Relocation Relocation 1.00 Country House Rescue
(M) 2.00 60 Minute Makeover 3.00 The Nate Berkus
Show 4.00 Cash in the Attic 5.00 Escape to the
Country 6.00 60 Minute Makeover 7.00 Antiques
Roadshow 8.00 Homes Under the Hammer 9.00
The New Reclaimers 10.00 Holmes Inspection 11.00
Escape to the Country 12.00am Antiques Roadshow
1.00 Antiques Roadtrip 2.00 Crawshaw Paints
Acrylics 2.30 Crawshaw Paints Oils 3.00 Fairground
Attractions (M) 4.00 It’s Me or the Dog (US) 5.00
Auction 5.30 Holmes on Homes
The Arts Channel SKY 027
6.00 The Piano Guys Live at Red Butte Garden 6.55
Gloria Estefan: The Standards 8.00 Architectures
8.20 Other Voices 9.15 The Impressionists 10.05
Music Legends 11.00 The Writing Life 11.30 The Art
of Russia 12.20 Little Crackers 12.30 Hollywood in
Vienna 2011 2.00 The Piano Guys Live at Red Butte
Garden 2.55 Gloria Estefan: The Standards 4.00
The Secret to a Happy Ending 5.40 Mighty Uke
7.00 Esa Pekka Salonen: Orchestre De Paris David
Fray 8.30 Lang Lang at the Royal Albert Hall 9.50
Nikolaj Znaider Plays the Brahms Violin Concerto
10.45 Berlin Opera Night 2011 12.00am The Secret
6.30 Inside the Actors Studio (M) 7.15 SoHo on Set
(M) 7.30 Orphan Black (16) 8.15 SoHo on Set (M)
8.30 Forbrydelsen (M) 9.30 Getting On (M) 10.00
Showrunners (M) 10.30 Black Mirror (16) 11.15 SoHo
on Set (M) 11.30 Inside the Actors Studio (M) 12.15
SoHo on Set (M) 12.30 Six Feet Under (16) 1.30
Forbrydelsen (M) 2.30 Orphan Black (16) 3.15 SoHo
on Set (M) 3.30 Black Mirror (16) 4.15 SoHo on Set
(M) 4.30 Inside the Actors Studio (M) 5.15 SoHo on
Set (M) 5.30 Getting On (M) 6.00 Showrunners (M)
Tonight: Clyde Phillips. 6.30 Six Feet Under (16) 7.30
■ Sarah Silverman: We Are Miracles (2013, 16) Sarah
Silverman performs stand-up comedy. 8.30 Masters
of Sex (16) Phallic Victories: Virginia and Dr DePaul
travel to a medical convention to give a presentation
on the Pap smear, and Libby nearly finds out about
Virginia and Bill. 9.30 Damages (M) London, of
Course: Ellen hires her own investigator to connect
Patty and Frobisher to David’s murder. 10.15 SoHo
on Set (M) 10.30 Six Feet Under (16) 11.30 Getting
On (M) 12.00am Showrunners (M) 12.30 True Blood
(18) 1.30 ■ Sarah Silverman: We Are Miracles (2013,
16) 2.30 Masters of Sex (16) 3.30 Damages (M) 4.15
SoHo on Set (M) 4.30 Six Feet Under (16) 5.30
Getting On (M)
BBC World News SKY 089
6.00 BBC World News 6.30 Focus on Africa 7.00
BBC World News 7.30 World Business Report 7.45
Sport Today 8.00 BBC World News 9.30 World
Business Report 9.45 Sport Today 10.00 BBC
World News 10.30 HARDtalk 11.00 BBC World
News 5.30 HARDtalk 6.00 BBC World News 6.30
World Business Report 6.45 BBC World News
7.30 World Business Report 7.45 BBC World News
8.30 World Business Report 8.45 BBC World News
9.30 World Business Report 9.45 BBC World News
10.30 HARDtalk 11.00 BBC World News 11.30 World
Business Report 11.45 Sport Today 12.00am BBC
World News 3.30 World Business Report 3.45 Sport
Today 4.00 BBC World News 5.30 HARDtalk
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SPORT
RADIO
Sky Sport 1 SKY 051
Radio New Zealand National
6.00 Tennis, ASB Classic, Day Two, from the ASB
Tennis Arena, Auckland, highlights. 7.00 Cricket, Big
Bash League, Adelaide Strikers v Perth Scorchers,
highlights. 7.30 Cricket, The Ashes, Australia v
England, Fourth Test, Day Five, Last Two Hours.
9.30 Cricket, NZ v West Indies, Second One-Day,
from McLean Park, Napier, highlights. 10.30 Cricket,
NZ v West Indies, Third One-Day, First Innings, from
Queenstown Events Centre, Queenstown, live. 2.35
The Cricket Show 3.05 Cricket, NZ v West Indies,
Third One-Day, Second Innings, from Queenstown
Events Centre, Queenstown, live. 7.00 The ITM
Fishing Show 7.30 Darts, World Championships,
Semi-Finals, replay. 11.30 Gridiron, Legends
Football League, Philadelphia Passion v Baltimore
Charm. 1.00am Soccer, A-League, Western Sydney
Wanderers v Wellington Phoenix, replay. 3.00
Tennis, ASB Classic, Day Three, Match of the Day,
from the ASB Tennis Arena, Auckland. 4.30 Tennis,
ASB Classic, Day Three, Match of the Night, from
the ASB Tennis Arena, Auckland.
Sky Sport 2 SKY 052
6.00 Darts, World C’ships, Semi-Finals, replay. 10.00
Cricket, The Ashes, Australia v England, Fourth Test,
Day Five, Last Two Hours. Noon Basketball, NBL,
Sydney Kings v NZ Breakers, replay. 2.00 The Dirt
3.00 The ITM Fishing Show 3.30 Cricket, Big Bash
League, Hobart Hurricanes v Melbourne Renegades,
live. 7.00 Basketball, NBL, Sydney Kings v NZ
Breakers, highlights. 7.30 The Dirt 8.30 Cricket, The
Ashes, Australia v England, Fourth Test, Day Five,
highlights. 9.00 Cricket, Big Bash League, Hobart
Hurricanes v Melbourne Renegades, highlights.
9.30 Cricket, Big Bash League, Sydney Thunder v
Melbourne Stars, live. 3.00am Spurs TV
Sky Sport 3 SKY 053
6.00 Cricket, The Ashes, Australia v England, Fourth
Test, Day Five, highlights. 6.30 The ITM Fishing
Show 7.00 Tennis, ASB Classic, Day Two, from the
ASB Tennis Arena, Auckland, highlights. 8.00 Tennis,
DOCUMENTARIES
Discovery SKY 070
6.30 Moonshiners (PG) 7.30 Man vs Wild (PG)
8.30 MythBusters (PG) 9.30 World’s Top 5 (PG)
10.30 Deadliest Catch Marathon (PG) 8.30pm
The Unexplained Files (PG) A survivor demands
explanations for the phenomenon that has put
him through the terror of catching fire three times
without any known cause. 9.30 Ben Earl: Trick
Artist (PG) Ben Earl performs magic tricks. 10.30
Auction Hunters (PG) Strat’d for Cash: Clinton
“Ton” Jones, a historical weapons and old currency
expert, and Allen Haff, a second generation antiques
dealer, participate in auctions. 11.00 Weed Country
(M) 12.00am Nightmare Next Door (M) 1.00 I
Was Murdered (M) 1.30 I Was Murdered (M) 2.00
Everything You Need to Know (PG) 2.30 Man vs
Wild (PG) 3.30 Deadliest Catch (PG) 4.30 Flying
Wild Alaska (PG) 5.30 Time Warp (PG)
National Geographic SKY 072
6.30 The 80s Marathon (PG) 1.30 Inside: Area 51’s
Secrets (PG) 2.30 Test Your Brain (G) 3.30 Big,
Bigger, Biggest (G) 4.30 Megastructures (G) 5.30
Inside: Miami Airport (PG) 6.30 Mega Food (G) 7.30
Ultimate Airport Dubai (PG) Dubai’s International
Airport has a new billion-dollar terminal extension,
but will it be able to handle 15 million passengers
and 33 of the world’s biggest passenger jets?
8.30 Ultimate Airport Dubai Marathon (PG) It is all
systems go at Dubai International Airport; engineers
avert a crisis in the baggage system; and rookie
cabin crew find out if they have what it takes to fly.
5.30am Alaska Fish Wars (M)
History SKY 073
6.30 WWI Top Gun Revealed (PG) 7.30 Voices from
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Sky Sport 2: NBL Basketball, noon
ASB Classic, Day Two, Match of the Day, from the
ASB Tennis Arena, Auckland. 9.30 Tennis, ASB
Classic, Day Two, Match of the Night, from the ASB
Tennis Arena, Auckland. 11.00 Tennis, ASB Classic,
Day Two, from the ASB Tennis Arena, Auckland,
highlights. Noon Tennis, ASB Classic, Day Three,
Day Session, from the ASB Tennis Arena, Auckland,
live. 6.30 Tennis, ASB Classic, Day Three, Night
Session, from the ASB Tennis Arena, Auckland, live.
10.30 Cricket, NZ v West Indies, Third One-Day,
highlights. 11.30 Sky Arena Access 12.00am Tennis,
ASB Classic, Day Three, Match of the Day. 1.30
Tennis, ASB Classic, Day Three, Match of the Night.
3.00 MUTV
ESPN SKY 061
6.00 SportsCenter 6.30 Gridiron, NCAA, College
Series, Advocare V100 Bowl, live. 10.00 Gridiron,
NCAA, College Series, Autozone Liberty Bowl,
live. 1.30 NCAA Football Show. 2.00 Gridiron,
NCAA, College Series, Chick-fil-A Bowl, live. 5.30
SportsCenter 7.00 ESPN Documentaries 9.00
SportsCenter 10.00 ESPN FC 10.30 NBA Tonight
11.00 Aussies Abroad 12.00am National Icons 1.00
SportsCenter 3.00 ESPN FC 3.30 NBA Tonight
4.00 NCAA Gameday
Hitler’s Army (PG) 8.30 Murder Casebook (M) 9.30
Time Team (G) 11.30 History’s Verdict (PG) 12.30
Civilisation Lost (PG) 2.30 The War Files (PG) 3.30
Dead Men’s Secrets (PG) 4.30 Murder Casebook
(M) 5.30 Time Team (G) 7.30 Rome What Lies
Beneath (PG) The Romans were one of the most
intriguing and powerful civilisations to have ever
lived. 9.30 Mystery of the Lost Leonardo (PG)
Art dealer Peter Silverman bought an unknown
artist’s 19th century drawing at an auction 10 years
ago, and some experts have since attributed it to
Leonardo da Vinci. 10.30 Fight Club: History of
Violence (M) 11.30 Lost Treasures (G) 12.30am
Colour of War (M) 2.30 History’s Raiders (PG) 3.30
Rome What Lies Beneath (PG) 5.30 Mystery of the
Lost Leonardo (PG)
BBC Knowledge SKY 074
6.15 Top Gear (PG) 7.05 Who Do You Think You
Are? (M) 8.05 Top Gear USA (M) 8.50 Junior
Doctors (M) 9.40 Guts (PG) 10.30 Bomb Hunters
(M) 11.20 Top Gear (PG) 12.15 Hasidic Guide to Love
(M) 1.10 Norway’s Massacre (16) 2.00 Rocket Men
(PG) 3.30 Space Dive (PG) 5.00 JFK’s Women:
Scandals Revealed (M) 6.00 Discovering Lennon
(M) 7.00 Louis Theroux (M) Law & Disorder in
Lagos: Louis Theroux explores Lagos, in Nigeria, a
city that is changing so rapidly that law and order
can not keep up pace with its population. 8.05 ■
Born to Royalty (2013, PG) UK documentary that
looks at what it means to be a child of the British
Royal Family, and what lies aheaad for Prince
George. 9.30 Steve Jobs: Billion Dollar Hippy (PG)
10.30 Top Gear (PG) 11.40 First Australians (PG)
12.40am Natural World (PG) 1.30 Million Dollar
Intern (PG) 2.20 Embarrassing Bodies (M) 3.10
Wikileaks: Secrets and Lies (M) 4.35 Who Do You
Think You Are (M) 5.35 Top Gear (PG)
6.00 Breakfast with Stuart Keith Including: 6.12
Sea Fever: From First Date to First Mate, written
and read by Angela Meyer (5 of 17, RNZ)
7.08 Summer Report (RNZ)
9.06 Summer Noelle with Noelle McCarthy
Interviews, features, music and stories from all
over NZ and around the world
Noon Midday Report Including: 12.12pm
Worldwatch
12.35 Matinee Idle Including: 3.04 Marc Bolan:
Ride a White Swan (RNZ)
5.00 The World at Five Including: 5.12pm
Worldwatch
5.32 Outspoken
6.06 Crossing Boundaries Features and
documentaries from NZ and overseas
7.06 Summer Nights with Charlotte Graham
Including: 7.30 Spectrum (RNZ); 8.20 Windows
on the World; 9.06 Ophelia Thinks Harder, by
Jean Betts (1 of 3, RNZ)
10.00 News and Late Edition Radio
11.06 Jazz Time: Miles Davis (F, PRX)
12.04am All Night Programme Including: 12.06
Music After Midnight; 12.30 Way to Go (1 of
4, RNZ); 1.05 Discovery (BBC); 2.05 Playing
Favourites (RNZ); 3.05 Mrs Tingle Bakes a Cake,
by Karen Goa (RNZ); 3.30 NZ Books (RNZ); 4.30
The Story of Africa (4 of 24, BBC) 5.10 Walking
for Pleasure (RNZ)
Details available at www.radionz.co.nz
Parliament: www.radionz.co.nz/parliament
Radio New Zealand Concert
News and Weather 6.00, 7.00, 8.00, 9.00am,
noon, 3.00, 5.00, 6.00, 11.00pm
6.00 Classic Morning Includes News and
Weather, competition and Beauty Spot
8.00 Settling the Score RNZ Concert presents
the results of its annual listeners’ poll, a whole
day of music presented as a countdown to
the most popular work. In the British version
of Settling the Score, The Hall of Fame, run by
Classic FM, only four works have ever held the
number one position. Can the same be said of
NZ voting patterns? Find out during the day how
often works have appeared and at what previous
positions
8.00 Music Alive Bryn Terfel (bbar), NZSO/
Tecwyn Evans – Wagner: Overture; O du mein
holder Abendstern, from Tannhäuser; Abendlich
strahlt der Sonne Auge, from Das Rheingold; Ride
of the Valkyries; Wotan’s Farewell and Magic Fire
Music, from Die Walküre; Boïto: Son lo spirito,
from Mefistofele; Weill: Mack the knife, from The
Threepenny Opera; Rodgers arr Robert R Bennett:
Oklahoma, Overture; Loewe: How to handle a
woman, from Camelot; Bock: If I were a rich
man, from Fiddler on the Roof; Lilburn: Aotearoa
Overture; Trad: Passing by; Gwynn Williams:
My little Welsh home; Trad: Molly Malone;
Shenandoah (RNZ)
10.05 Day’s End Debussy: Piano Trio in G, Trio
Rouvier-Kantorow-Müller; Korngold: Violin
Concerto in D Op 35, Matthew Trusler (vln),
Düsseldorf SO/Yasuo Shinozaki; Finzi: Romance in
E flat Op 11, Orch of the Swan/David Curtis; Ries:
Flute Quartet in A Op 145/3, Oxalys; Schumann:
Piano Trio No 1 in D minor Op 63, Henryk Szeryng
(vln), Pierre Fournier (cello), Artur Rubinstein
(pno)
12.00am Music Through the Night
Details available at www.radionz.co.nz
Newstalk ZB
6.00 Tim Dower 9.00 Mike Yardley 1.00pm Andrew
Dickens 6.00 Pam Corkery and Tim Roxborogh
12.00am – 6.00 Mark Dye
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TV2
FREEVIEW 1 SKY 001
6.00 60 Minute Makeover (G, R)
7.05 Dickinson’s Real Deal
(G, R)
8.00 Cowboy Builders (G, R)
9.00 Infomercials
9.30 The Chase (G, R, C)
10.30 Ellen (G, R, HD)
11.30 Infomercials
Noon The Inspectors (G, R,
C) Today: A restaurant
inspection turns up surprises.
12.30 Emmerdale (PGR, C) Today:
Debbie slaps Cameron.
1.30 House Guest (G, R)
2.00 Come Dine with Me
(G, R, C, AD)
3.00 Renovation Game (G)
3.55 Te Karere (C)
4.25 Ellen (G, R, HD) Today: Pink.
5.25 Millionaire Hot Seat (C)
6.00 ONE News (C)
7.00 Border Patrol (G, R, HD, C)
Tonight: A man with a fake
passport tries to get the
better of Customs officers; a
first-time traveller could be
heading straight back home;
and an exotic shipment
causes problems.
7.30 George Clarke’s Amazing
Spaces at Christmas Tonight:
George visits Christmasthemed builds, including
a gingerbread house,
an underground grotto
decorated with over four
million shells, and a beach
hut advent calendar.
8.30 Derren Brown: The
Experiments (AO, C)
Tonight: Illusionist Derren
Brown turns himself into
the host of a gameshow;
investigates whether we all
have the capacity for evil;
and if being part of a group
affects our sense of right and
wrong.
9.35 Agent Anna (AO, R, C,
AD) Tonight: Desperate for
money, Anna decides to put
her moral principles aside
and feign friendship with a
dead woman in order to get
a sale.
10.05 Auckland Daze (AO, HD)
Tonight: Jimmy interrupts a
business meeting to advise
his network marketing
flatmates that he is moving
out.
10.35 The Vicar of Dibley (G, R, C)
Election: David has been
the councillor in a safe Tory
seat for a number of years,
but Geraldine becomes
concerned that not enough
has been done for his
constituency.
11.10 24 Hours in A&E (PGR, R,
C) Mum: Terminally-ill cancer
patient Josephine is nearing
the end of her life.
12.05am Are You Being Served?
(PGR, C)
12.40 Jack of All Trades (G, R)
1.05 Te Karere (R, C)
1.40 Infomercials
5.35 – 6.00 Te Karere (R, C)
6.00
6.30
6.53
6.55
Creflo Dollar
Tiki Tour (G, HD, C)
Angry Birds Toons (G, C)
The Amazing World of
Gumball (G, C)
7.20 Back at the Barnyard
(G, R, C)
7.50 Ben 10: Omniverse (C)
8.15 Ned’s Declassified School
Survival Guide (G, R, C)
8.35 I’m in the Band (G, R, C)
9.00 Infomercials
10.30 Let’s Get Inventin’
(G, R, HD, C)
11.00 The Fresh Prince of Bel Air
(G, R, HD, C)
11.30 Ellen (PGR)
Noon Mike & Molly (PGR, R, HD, C)
12.50 I’m a Celebrity … Get Me
Out of Here! (PGR)
2.15 Bethenny (PGR, R, HD)
3.15 SpongeBob SquarePants
(C)
3.40 Penguins of Madagascar
(G, R, C)
4.05 Life with Boys (G, R, C)
4.35 8 Simple Rules (G, R, C)
5.00 America’s Funniest Home
Videos (G, R, C)
5.30 Friends (G, R, C) Tonight:
Phoebe, Rachel and Monica
decide to spend the holiday
building a boyfriend bonfire
in their apartment.
6.00 America’s Funniest Home
Videos (G, R, C) Tonight:
6.30 The War at Home (G, R, HD,
C) Tonight: Fearing they are
in a rut, Vicky tries to take
Dave to a wine appreciation
course but he refuses.
7.00 Ten 7 Summer (PGR, C)
Highlights from the past
season of Police Ten 7.
7.30 Cosentino: The Grand
Illusionist (PGR, R, C)
Tonight: Cosentino performs
some street magic, and a
final stunt entitled Breathless,
in which he faces potential
death.
8.30 ■ Sex and the City (2008,
AO, R, C, AD) Carrie
Bradshaw is on the verge
of tying the knot with Mr
Big when one of her best
friends inadvertently gives
Big cause for cold feet. Sarah
Jessica Parker, Kim Cattrall,
Kristin Davis, Cynthia Nixon,
Christopher Noth.
11.20 ■ Sensing Murder (PGR,
R, C) Local psychic series.
Allan Woodford: Psychics
Kelvin Cruickshank and Sue
Nicholson investigate the
1985 disappearance of a
grandfather.
12.40am Neighbours at War
(G, R, C)
1.05 Street Hospital (AO, R, C)
1.35 Infomercials
2.35 Grey’s Anatomy
(PGR, R, HD, C)
3.25 The Lying Game
(PGR, R, HD, C)
4.15 Jeremy Kyle (PGR, R)
5.05 State of Georgia (G, R, C)
5.30 – 6.00 Infomercials
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FREEVIEW 2 SKY 002
FREEVIEW 3 SKY 003
6.00 Infomercials
7.00 What’s Really in Our Food?
(G, R, C)
7.30 The Kitchen Job (G, R, C)
8.30 Infomercials
10.30 The Shopping Channel
11.30 Entertainment Tonight (G, R)
Noon Would I Lie to You?
(PGR, R, C)
12.30 90210 (PGR, R, HD)
1.30 The Defenders (PGR, HD)
2.30 homeMADE (G)
3.30 The Queen Latifah Show
(G, HD)
4.30 Big Brother Australia (G)
6.00 3 News
7.00 Bondi Vet (G, HD) Today:
Jen brings in her son’s dog
to Dr Chris to find out if she
is expecting.
7.30 The Block: All Stars (PGR,
HD, C) Tonight: It is 48 hours
until the room reveal and the
couples are busily hatching
grand plans to win over the
judges.
9.00 ■ Underbelly: Tell Them
Lucifer Was Here (2011,
AO, R, HD, C) Australian
docudrama about the 1998
murders of Victoria police
officers Rod Miller and Gary
Silk. Brett Climo, Greg Stone,
Jane Allsop.
11.05 Would I Lie to You? UK (AO)
Comedy panel show hosted
by Rob Brydon.
11.40 Underbelly NZ: Land of
the Long Green Cloud (AO,
R, HD, C) Tonight: Ben is
temporarily assigned to the
Mona Blades disappearance,
and Marty flaunts his bail
conditions and flies to
Europe with Andy.
1.35am Infomercials
5.00 Joyce Meyer
5.30 – 6.00 Infomercials
FOUR
FREEVIEW 4 SKY 012
6.00 Children’s Programmes
9.55 Infomercials 2.00 Children’s
Programmes 5.35 Dragons:
Riders of Berk (G, R) 6.00
Sabrina the Teenage Witch (G,
R) 6.30 Everybody Hates Chris
(G, R) 7.00 Just Shoot Me!
(PGR) Puppetmaster: Maya is
convinced that her new boyfriend
is sending her messages by way
of the puppets that he uses on
his children’s television show.
7.30 Robot Combat League (G)
8.30 bro’Town (PGR) Tonight: It
is the annual rugby match against
the St Sylvester’s Old Boys, but
when the 1st XV comes down
with food poisoning, the boys
have to play against a crack multicode team. 9.00 South Park (AO,
R) Imaginationland: Terrorists
attack Imaginationland. 10.30 Life
Unexpected (PGR) Bride Unbridled:
Cate invites Paige out for a night
of drinking. 11.25 Entertainment
Tonight (G) 11.50 – 6.00am
Infomercials
TV3: Underbelly: Tell Them Lucifer
Was Here, 10.15pm
PRIME
FREEVIEW 10 SKY 004
6.00
6.30
7.00
7.30
Home Shopping
The Crowd Goes Wild (G, R)
Deal or No Deal (G, R)
Tennis ASB Classic, day
three, from ASB Tennis
Arena, Auckland, highlights.
8.35 Home Shopping
Noon The Doctors (G)
12.55 The Jeff Probst Show (G)
1.50 Beauty and the Beast
(PGR, R)
2.50 The Crowd Goes Wild (G, R)
3.20 The Late Show with David
Letterman (G, R)
4.20 Tennis ASB Classic,
day three, from ASB Tennis
Arena, Auckland, highlights.
5.30 Prime News
6.00 Deal or No Deal (G)
6.30 Millionaire Hot Seat (G)
7.00 Best of QI (AO, R)
7.30 Restoration Home (G)
8.35 ■ Teen Wolf (1985, PGR)
Michael J Fox, James
Hampton, Susan Ursitti, Scott
Paulin. Films, page 68
10.35 Best of QI (AO, R)
11.15 The Late Show with David
Letterman (G)
12.10am Home Shopping
1.40 The Crowd Goes Wild (G, R)
2.10 – 6.00 Home Shopping
MAORI
FREEVIEW 5 SKY 019
10.00am Korero Mai (G, R)
11.00 Toku Reo (G, R)
Noon Korero Mai (G, R)
1.00 Toku Reo (G, R)
2.00 Ako (G, R)
3.00 Maara Kai (G, R)
3.30 Brian Jacques’ Redwall (G, R)
4.00 Miharo (G, R)
4.30 Pukana Ka Pao (G, R)
5.00 Toi Whakaari (G, R)
5.30 News: Te Kaea
6.00 Nga Pari Karangaranga o te
Motu (G, R)
6.30 Ako (G)
7.00 News: Te Kaea (R)
7.30 Tangaroa with Pio (G, R)
With Pio Terei.
8.00 Te Po Mekemeke (R)
8.30 Greatest Sports’ Stories
of Our Time Four Days
in October: On October
16, 2004, the curse of the
Bambino was alive when the
Yankees were leading the
Red Sox in the ALCS 3-0.
9.30 Hunting Aotearoa (AO, R)
10.30 ■ Whakaratonga Iwi (G)
11.00 – 11.30 News: Te Kaea (R)
C Captions AD Audio Description HD High Definition
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THURSDAY JANUARY 2
SKY PREMIERE SKY 030
MOVIES GREATS SKY 032 MOVIES CLASSICS SKY033 RIALTO SKY 039
7.15
6.00 Eragon (2006, M)
Ed Speleers, Jeremy Irons.
7.45 Fear (1996, M)
Reese Witherspoon.
9.20 Twister (1996, PG)
Helen Hunt, Bill Paxton.
11.10 The Rock (1996, 16) Sean
Connery, Nicolas Cage.
1.25 Eragon (2006, M) Ed
Speleers, Jeremy Irons.
3.10 Fear (1996, M)
Reese Witherspoon.
4.45 Behind Enemy Lines
(2001, M) Owen Wilson.
6.30 The Beach (2000, 16)
Leonardo DiCaprio.
8.30 Blood Diamond (2006, 16)
A smuggler offers to help
a fisherman free his family
from a ruthless African rebel
group, in exchange for a
diamond he discovered.
Leonardo DiCaprio.
10.55 Mr Deeds (2002, M) A
sweet-natured but naive
young man inherits a
multibillion-dollar global
empire. Adam Sandler.
12.30am Biography: Jim Carrey
(2010, PG) 1.20 The Beach (2000,
16) 3.15 Blood Diamond (2006, 16)
5.35 Behind Enemy Lines (2001, M)
Seven Psychopaths
(2012, 16) Colin Farrell.
9.05 Behind the Mask (2006, 16)
Nathan Baesel.
10.35 Haywire (2011, M) Gina
Carano, Ewan McGregor.
12.10 The Devil Inside (2012, 16)
Fernanda Andrade.
1.35 Battleship (2012, M)
Liam Neeson.
3.45 Seven Psychopaths
(2012, 16) Colin Farrell.
5.35 Deadliest Sea (2009, PG)
Sebastian Pigott, Greg Bryk.
7.05 Jeff, Who Lives at Home
(2012, M) A 30-year-old
slacker helps his brother
stalk his possibly cheating
wife. Jason Segel.
8.30 Broken City (2013, 16) When
a disgraced cop turned
private detective is hired
by NYC’s mayor to tail his
wife, he uncovers a city-wide
conspiracy. Mark Wahlberg.
10.20 Company of Heroes
(2013, 16) Tom Sizemore.
12.00am It Waits (2005, 16) 1.30
Deadliest Sea (2009, PG) 3.00 Jeff,
Who Lives at Home (2012, M) 4.25
It Waits (2005, 16) 5.55 Company of
Heroes (2013, 16)
7.05
The Dead Pool (1988, M)
Clint Eastwood.
8.35 Making of: Get Shorty –
Going Again (PG)
8.45 Young Sherlock Holmes
(1985, PG) Nicholas Rowe.
10.35 Pat Garrett & Billy the Kid
(1973, M) James Coburn.
12.20 The Odd Couple (1968, PG)
Jack Lemmon.
2.05 American Gigolo (1980, 16)
Richard Gere, Lauren Hutton.
4.00 National Lampoon’s
Vacation (1983, M) Chevy
Chase, Beverly D’Angelo.
5.35 National Lampoon’s
European Vacation (1985,
M) The Griswold family wins
an all-expenses paid trip
to Europe. Chevy Chase,
Beverly D’Angelo, Dana Hill.
8.30 The Godfather: Part II
(1974, PG) A young Mafia
don expands his organised
crime empire in New York
during the 1950s. Al Pacino.
11.45 The Godfather: Part III
(1990, M) A Mafia kingpin
tries to legitimise his criminal
empire. Al Pacino.
2.30am The Odd Couple (1968, PG)
4.15 American Gigolo (1980, 16)
GENERAL
UKTV SKY 007
6.05 The Only Way Is Essex (16) 6.55 The Bill
Classics (M) 7.45 Doctors (PG) 8.15 Hollyoaks (PG)
8.40 Eastenders (PG) 9.10 The Office (M) 9.40 The
Graham Norton Show (M) 10.25 The Only Way Is
Essex (16) 11.15 Doctors (PG) 11.45 Hollyoaks (PG)
12.10 Eastenders (PG) 12.40 Midsomer Murders (M)
2.25 New Tricks (M) 3.20 The Bill Classics (M) 4.10
The Graham Norton Show (M) 5.00 Eggheads (PG)
5.30 Sarah Jane Adventures (PG) 6.00 Waiting for
God (PG) 6.30 The Office (M) 7.00 Doctors (PG)
7.30 Hollyoaks (PG) 8.00 Eastenders (PG) 8.30
Graham Norton Show (M) Daniel Radcliffe, Jessica
Ennis, and Bruno Mars. 9.25 The Thick of It (16)
10.30 An Idiot Abroad (M) 11.20 Being Human (16)
12.20am The Bill Classics (M) 1.10 The Office (M)
1.40 Any Human Heart (16) 2.30 An Idiot Abroad
(M) 3.15 Being Human (16) 4.15 The Office (M) 4.50
Hollyoaks (PG) 5.15 New Tricks (M)
Living SKY 008
6.00 The ITM Fishing Show 6.30 Yoga TV 7.00
Cash in the Attic 8.00 Antiques Roadshow 9.00
The Martha Stewart Show 10.00 The Nate Berkus
Show 11.00 Homes Under the Hammer Noon
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The Best Possible Taste
(2012, M) Oliver Lansley.
8.30 Hell (2011, M) Stipe Erceg.
10.05 Attack the Block (2011, 16)
Jodie Whittaker.
11.35 If a Tree Falls: A Story of the
Earth Liberation Front (2011,
M) US documentary.
1.00 Circumstance (2011, 16)
Sarah Kazemy.
2.50 Great Train Robbery
(2012, M)
3.40 Mrs Biggs Marathon (M) UK
drama series about the wife
of the Great Train Robber
Ronnie Biggs. Sheridan
Smith, Daniel Mays.
8.30 How to Make Money
Selling Drugs (2012, 16)
US documentary featuring
interviews with drug dealers,
advicates for change and
lobbyists arguing for tougher
drug laws.
10.10 Bullhead (2011, 16) Matthias
Schoenaerts.
12.15am El Narco (2010, 18) 2.45
How to Make Money Selling Drugs
(2012, 16) 4.25 If a Tree Falls:
A Story of the Earth Liberation
Front (2011, M) 5.50 Mrs Biggs
(2012, M)
SoHo SKY 010
Choice TV FREEVIEW 12 SKY 026
6.00 Benny Hinn 6.30 Mark Berg’s Fishing Addiction
7.30 Candice Tells All 8.00 Bondi Vet 8.30 Great
Animal Escapes 9.00 Food Safari 9.30 Bath
Crashers 10.00 The Cook & the Chef 10.30 Candice
Tells All 11.00 American Restoration 11.30 Autospeed
Noon Celebrity DIY 12.30 King of Kong (PGR) 2.30
Monty’s Big Catch 3.30 Great Animal Escapes 4.00
Paul & Nick’s Big Food Trip 4.30 Turkish Delights
5.00 Carter Can 5.30 Dream Build Compilation
6.00 Bondi Vet 6.30 Yard Crashers 7.00 20th
Century Roadshow 7.30 Tales from River Cottage
9.20 Cheese Slices 10.25 The Strange Call (AO)
11.00 20th Century Roadshow 11.30 Gator Boys
12.30am Benny Hinn 1.00 Great Animal Escapes
1.30 The Strange Call (AO) 2.00 Paul & Nick’s Big
Food Trip 2.30 Turkish Delights 3.00 Carter Can
3.30 Dream Build Compilation 4.00 Bondi Vet 4.30
Yard Crashers 5.00 Blokes (AO) 5.30 The Strange
Calls (AO)
6.55
Movies Greats: Blood Diamond, 8.30pm
Holmes Inspection 1.00 The New Reclaimers 2.00
60 Minute Makeover 3.00 The Nate Berkus Show
4.00 Cash in the Attic 5.00 Escape to the Country
6.00 60 Minute Makeover 7.00 Homes Under the
Hammer 8.00 Phil’s Empty Homes Giveaway 9.00
Get the Look 9.30 The Town Taking on China 10.30
Concrete Canvas 11.00 Escape to the Country
12.00am Homes Under the Hammer 1.00 Antiques
Roadtrip 2.00 Crawshaw Paints Acrylics 2.30
Crawshaw Paints Oils 3.00 Fairground Attractions
(M) 4.00 It’s Me or the Dog (US) 5.00 The ITM
Fishing Show 5.30 Agony Aunts (M)
The Arts Channel SKY 027
6.45 Berlin Opera Night 2011 8.00 The Secret to a
Happy Ending 9.40 Mighty Uke 11.00 Esa Pekka
Salonen: Orchestre De Paris David Fray 12.30 Lang
Lang at the Royal Albert Hall 1.50 Nikolaj Znaider
Plays the Brahms Violin Concerto 2.45 Berlin Opera
Night 2011 4.00 Verbier 2011: Gabor Takacs-Nagy/
Lars Vogt 5.15 The Beauty of Books 5.45 Revealing
Mr Maugham (PG) 7.10 The Art of America 8.00
Kent Gavin: Royal Photographer 8.30 Khatia
Buniatishvili: Mind in the Wilderness 9.30 Inside the
Actors Studio: 250th Episode Special 11.00 Billy the
Kid 12.00am Verbier 2011: Gabor Takacs-Nagy/Lars
Vogt 1.15 The Beauty of Books 1.45 Revealing Mr
Maugham (PG) 3.10 The Art of America 4.00 Kent
Gavin: Royal Photographer 4.30 Khatia Buniatishvili:
Mind in the Wilderness 5.30 Inside the Actors
Studio: 250th Episode Special
6.00 Showrunners (M) 6.30 True Blood (18) 7.30
■ Sarah Silverman: We Are Miracles (2013, 16)
8.30 Getting On (M) 9.00 Showrunners (M) 9.30
Damages (M) 10.15 SoHo on Set (M) 10.30 Masters
of Sex (16) 11.30 True Blood (18) 12.30 Six Feet
Under (16) 1.30 ■ Sarah Silverman: We Are Miracles
(2013, 16) Sarah Silverman performs stand-up
comedy. 2.30 Getting On (M) 3.00 Showrunners (M)
3.30 Masters of Sex (16) 4.30 True Blood (18) 5.30
Damages (M) 6.15 SoHo on Set (M) 6.30 Six Feet
Under (16) 7.30 ■ Louis CK: Oh My God (2013, M)
Louis CK performs stand-up comedy. 8.30 Getting
On (M) The Concert: Dr James’ plans change,
and Patsy bonds with fellow male nurses. 9.00
Showrunners (M) David Simon: The showrunner of
US crime series The Wire talks about his creation.
9.30 True Blood (18) 10.30 Six Feet Under (16) 11.30
Inside the Actors Studio (M) 12.15am SoHo on Set
(M) 12.30 Orphan Black (16) 1.15 SoHo on Set (M)
1.30 ■ Louis CK: Oh My God (2013, M) 2.30 True
Blood (18) 3.30 Getting On (M) 4.00 Showrunners
(M) 4.30 Six Feet Under (16) 5.30 Inside the Actors
Studio (M)
BBC World News SKY 089
6.00 BBC World News 6.30 Focus on Africa 7.00
BBC World News 7.30 World Business Report 7.45
Sport Today 8.00 BBC World News 9.30 World
Business Report 9.45 Sport Today 10.00 BBC World
News 10.30 HARDtalk 11.00 BBC World News Noon
Newsday 12.30 Asia Business Report 12.45 Sport
Today 1.00 Newsday 1.30 Asia Business Report
1.45 Sport Today 2.00 Newsday 2.30 Asia Business
Report 2.45 Sport Today 3.00 BBC World News
3.30 Asia Business Report 3.45 Sport Today 4.00
BBC World News 4.30 Asia Business Report 4.45
Sport Today 5.00 BBC World News 5.30 HARDtalk
6.00 BBC World News 6.30 World Business Report
6.45 BBC World News 7.30 World Business Report
7.45 BBC World News 8.30 World Business Report
8.45 BBC World News 9.30 World Business Report
9.45 BBC World News 10.30 HARDtalk 11.00 BBC
World News 11.30 World Business Report 11.45
Sport Today 12.00am BBC World News 1.00 GMT
with George Alagiah 2.00 Impact 3.30 World
Business Report 3.45 Sport Today 4.00 Global with
Jon Sopel 5.30 HARDtalk
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SPORT
RADIO
Sky Sport 1 SKY 051
Radio New Zealand National
6.00 Tennis, ASB Classic, Day Three, highlights.
7.00 Soccer, A-League, Wanderers v Phoenix,
replay. 9.00 Darts, World C’ships, Final, live. Noon
The ITM Fishing Show 12.30 Soccer, A-League,
Western Sydney Wanderers v Wellington Phoenix,
replay. 2.30 Cricket, NZ v West Indies, Third OneDay, highlights. 3.30 Ice Hockey, NHL, Detroit
Red Wings v Toronto Maple Leafs, replay. 5.30
Soccer, A-League, Western Sydney Wanderers v
Wellington Phoenix, replay. 7.30 Cricket, Big Bash
League, Hobart Hurricanes v Melbourne Renegades,
highlights. 8.00 Cricket, Big Bash League, Sydney
Thunder v Melbourne Stars, highlights. 8.30 Cricket,
NZ v West Indies, Third One-Day, highlights. 9.30
Darts, World C’ships, Final, replay. 12.30am Fight
Night 2.30 Sky Arena Access 3.00 Tennis, ASB
Classic, Day Four, Match of the Day. 4.30 Tennis,
ASB Classic, Day Four, Match of the Night.
Sky Sport 2 SKY 052
6.00 Soccer, A-League, Western Sydney Wanderers
v Wellington Phoenix, highlights. 6.30 Red Bull
Chronicles 7.00 Ice Hockey, NHL, Detroit Red Wings
v Toronto Maple Leafs, live. 10.00 Cricket, Big Bash
League, Hobart Hurricanes v Melbourne Renegades,
replay. 1.30 Cricket, Big Bash League, Sydney
Thunder v Melbourne Stars, replay. 5.00 Darts,
World C’ships, Final, replay. 8.00 Soccer, A-League,
Western Sydney Wanderers v Wellington Phoenix,
highlights. 8.30 Cricket, Big Bash League, Hobart
Hurricanes v Melbourne Renegades, highlights.
9.00 Cricket, Big Bash League, Sydney Thunder v
Melbourne Stars, highlights. 9.30 Cricket, Big Bash
League, Brisbane Heat v Sydney Sixers, live. 1.00am
Inside Cricket 2.30 Darts, World C’ships, Final,
replay. 5.30 Fox Sports News
Sky Sport 3 SKY 053
6.00 Cricket, NZ v West Indies, Third One-Day,
highlights. 7.00 Cricket, Big Bash League, Hobart
Hurricanes v Melbourne Renegades, highlights.
7.30 Cricket, Big Bash League, Thunder v Stars,
DOCUMENTARIES
BBC Knowledge: Top Gear, 10.30pm
highlights. 8.00 Tennis, ASB Classic, Day Three,
Match of the Day. 9.30 Tennis, ASB Classic, Day
Three, Match of the Night. 11.00 Tennis, ASB Classic,
highlights, Day Three Noon Tennis, ASB Classic, Day
Four, Day Session, live. 6.30 Tennis, ASB Classic,
Day Four, Night Session, live. 10.30 What’s On 11.00
Fox Sports News 12.00am Tennis, ASB Classic, Day
Four, Match of the Day. 1.30 Tennis, ASB Classic,
Day Four, Match of the Night. 3.00 Pool, Mosconi
Cup. 4.00 Soccer, A-League, Western Sydney
Wanderers v Wellington Phoenix, replay.
ESPN SKY 061
7.00 Gridiron, NCAA, College Series, Outback Bowl,
live. 10.30 NCAA Post Game 11.00 NCAA Pre Game
11.07 Gridiron, NCAA, College Series, Rose Bowl,
live. 2.22 NCAA Post Game 2.30 NCAA Pre Game
2.37 Gridiron, NCAA, College Series, Tostitos Fiesta
Bowl, live. 6.07 NCAA Post Game 6.15 SportsCenter
7.00 Basketball, NBA, Minnesota v New Orleans,
delayed. 9.00 SportsCenter 10.00 ESPN FC 10.30
FA Cup Preview Show 11.00 Basketball, NBA,
Minnesota Timberwolves v New Orleans Pelicans,
replay. 1.00am SportsCenter 3.00 ESPN FC 3.30
International Sporting Greats 4.00 Basketball, NBA,
Minnesota v New Orleans, replay.
History SKY 073
6.00 Destroyed In Seconds (PG) 6.30 Moonshiners
(PG) 7.30 Man vs Wild (PG) 8.30 MythBusters (PG)
9.30 The Unexplained Files (PG) 10.30 Ben Earl:
Trick Artist (PG) 11.30 Deadliest Catch Marathon
(PG) 7.00 Auction Hunters (PG) 7.30 Blood & Oil
(PG) A Brother’s Betrayal: The Cutters are a blue
collar, Midwestern family who are determined to
keep their company alive amidst Ohio’s aggressive
oil boom. 8.30 Yukon Men (PG) Tough Choices: It is
trapping season in Tanana and villagers battle the
deadly cold to get fur. 9.30 Amish Mafia (M) 10.30
Auction Hunters (PG) 11.00 Fatal Encounters (M)
12.00am Disappeared (M) 1.00 Who the (Bleep).
(M) 1.30 Who the (Bleep). (M) 2.00 Everything You
Need to Know (PG) 2.30 Man vs Wild (PG) 3.30
Deadliest Catch (PG) 4.30 Flying Wild Alaska (PG)
5.30 Time Warp (PG)
6.30 Fight Club: History of Violence (M) 7.30
Lost Treasures: Ancient World (G) 8.30 Murder
Casebook (M) 9.30 Time Team (G) 11.30 Rome
What Lies Beneath (PG) 1.30 Mystery of the Lost
Leonardo (PG) 2.30 The War Files (PG) 3.30 Dead
Men’s Secrets (PG) 4.30 Murder Casebook (M)
5.30 Time Team (G) 7.30 Mysteries at the Museum
(PG) The US Army Quartermaster Museum in Fort
Lee, Virginia, displays a brass bell that was linked
to a legendary beast known as the Red Ghost.
8.30 Myth Hunters (PG) The Lost Jewels of Helen
of Troy: German adventurer Heinrich Schlieman
embarks on a lifelong quest to find the mythical city
of Troy and its treasures. 9.30 Ancient Aliens (PG)
10.30 Unsealed: Alien Files (PG) 11.30 Tales from the
Tomb (PG) 12.30am Colour of War (M) 1.30 Dead
Men’s Secrets (PG) 2.30 History’s Raiders (PG) 3.30
Mysteries at the Museum (PG) 4.30 Myth Hunters
(PG) 5.30 Ancient Aliens (PG)
National Geographic SKY 072
BBC Knowledge SKY 074
Discovery SKY 070
6.30 Alaska Fish Wars (M) 8.30 Wicked Tuna
Marathon (M) 6.30pm Battleground Brothers (M)
7.30 Battleground Brothers (M) Booby Traps &
Poppy Fields: Golf Company has a new mission –
to take out Compound 10, a drug baron’s heroin
centre. 8.30 Battleground Brothers (M) Fighting
Ghosts: Golf Company continues their relentless
surge, encountering civilians for the first time
and hunting for the enemy’s command centre.
9.30 Battleground Brothers (M) Trapped By the
Taliban: After 14 days of fighting Taliban ghosts,
soldiers of Golf Company finally locate the enemy’s
command centre, and square-off for the fight of
their lives. 11.30 The Deadliest Outpost (M) 1.30am
Battleground Brothers Marathon (M)
90
6.30 Natural World (PG) 7.20 Million Dollar Intern
(PG) 8.10 Embarrassing Bodies (M) 9.00 Wikileaks:
Secrets and Lies (M) 10.25 Who Do You Think You
Are (M) 11.25 Top Gear (PG) 12.25 Born to Royalty
(PG) 1.45 Steve Jobs: Billion Dollar Hippy (PG)
2.35 Louis Theroux (M) 3.35 Fat & Fatter Marathon
(PG) 7.30 The Men Who Made Us Fat (PG) What’s
Your Body Hiding?: Jacques Peretti finds out how
decisions made in America 40 years ago influence
the way we eat now. 8.30 The Men Who Made Us
Fat (PG) What’s Your Body Hiding? 10.30 Top Gear
(PG) 11.40 Louis Theroux’s Weird Weekends (M)
12.35am Hasidic Guide to Love (M) 1.30 Norway’s
Massacre (16) 2.20 Rocket Men (PG) 3.50 Space
Dive (PG) 5.20 Top Gear (PG)
6.00 Breakfast with Stuart Keith Including: 6.12
Sea Fever: From First Date to First Mate, written
and read by Angela Meyer (6 of 17, RNZ)
7.08 Summer Report
9.06 Summer Noelle with Noelle McCarthy
Noon Midday Report Including: 12.12pm
Worldwatch
12.35 Matinee Idle Including: 3.04 Gennet
Records (PRX)
5.00 The World at Five Including: 5.12pm
Worldwatch
5.32 Outspoken
6.06 Crossing Boundaries
7.06 Summer Nights with Charlotte Graham
Including: 8.20 Windows on the World; 9.06 Our
Changing World (RNZ)
10.00 News and Late Edition Radio
11.06 The Mix Tape (RNZ)
12.04am All Night Programme Including: 12.05
Music after Midnight; 12.30 Global Business
(BBC); 1.05 Ideas (RNZ); 2.05 Science (RNZ); 2.30
Hidden Treasures (RNZ); 3.05 Carol, Unplugged,
by Linda Nichol, read by David McPhail (RNZ);
3.30 The Why Factor (BBC); 4.30 The Story of
Africa (5 of 24, BBC); 5.10 Making a Difference –
Jassy Dean (RNZ)
Details available at www.radionz.co.nz
Parliament: www.radionz.co.nz/parliament
Radio New Zealand Concert
News and Weather 6.00, 7.00, 8.00, 9.00am,
noon, 3.00, 5.00, 6.00, 11.00pm
6.00 Classic Morning Includes News and
Weather, Competition and Beauty Spot
9.00 The Works See page 72
10.00 Morning Concert Michael Endres (pno)
– Schubert: Impromptus D935; Debussy: L’isle
joyeuse; Schumann: Symphonic Studies Op 13
(RNZ)
11.20 More Works
Noon Summer Sonic Lullaby Jock, a play by
Simon Ferry and Tim Spite (RNZ)
1.00 Peace Pieces
2.00 Afternoon Requests (Box 123, Wellington or
concert@radionz.co.nz)
3.00 CD Masters
4.15 Made in New Zealand
5.00 Cadenza Shorter popular classics
7.00 Musical Guests 2014 2014 guest artists
appearing with the NZSO, Auckland Philharmonia
and Chamber Music NZ. Gershwin arr Heifetz:
Summertime/A Woman is a Sometime Thing;
It ain’t necessarily so, from Porgy and Bess,
Mikhail Ovrutsky (vln), Sonya Ovrutsky (pno);
Sheppard: In manus tuas, Gabrieli Consort/Paul
McCreesh; Brahms: Fourth movement, Con moto,
from Clarinet Quintet in B minor Op 115, James
Campbell (cl), Allegri String Quartet; Purcell:
Fairest isle, from King Arthur; If love’s a sweet
passion, from The Fairy Queen, Sara Macliver
(sop), Australian Brandenburg Orch/Paul Dyer
(hpschd/dir); Schumann: Fantasy in C Op 131,
Benjamin Schmid (vln), Rhenish Phil/Daniel
Raiskin; Pärt: Fratres, Matthew Barley (cello),
Stephen de Pledge (pno) (1 of 3) (RNZ)
8.00 Music Alive Music of Wartime (1940s).
Johannes Moser (cello), Auckland Philharmonia/
Michal Dworzynski – Strauss: Metamorphosen;
Hindemith: Cello Concerto; Prokofiev: Symphony
No 5 in B flat Op 100
10.00 Day’s End
12.00am Music Through the Night
Details available at www.radionz.co.nz
Newstalk ZB
6.00 Tim Dower 9.00 Mike Yardley 1.00pm Andrew
Dickens 6.00 Tim Roxborogh & Pam Corkery
12.00am – 6.00 Bruce Russell
LISTENER DECEMBER 28 2013
FRIDAY JANUARY 3
TV1
TV2
FREEVIEW 1 SKY 001
6.00 60 Minute Makeover (G, R)
6.55 Homefront Extra (G)
7.05 Dickinson’s Real Deal
(G, R) David Dickinson hosts
an antiques appraisal show.
8.00 Cowboy Builders (G, R)
9.00 Infomercials
9.30 The Chase (G, R, C) Four
contestants attempt to
amass as much money as
possible by answering quickfire questions in 60 seconds.
10.30 Ellen (G, R, HD) Ellen
DeGeneres presents a
talkshow.
11.30 Infomercials
Noon The Inspectors (PGR, R, C)
Today: Extreme caution is
required after a potentially
explosive petrol spill;
noise control officers are
faced with conflict on the
streets; and sparks fly at a
demolition party.
12.30 Emmerdale (PGR, C) Today:
Debbie is awkward but
touched when Zak checks
up on her; Rhona searches
for her pills; and Nicola lies to
Declan.
1.00 House Guest (G, R)
2.00 Come Dine with Me
(G, R, C) Ordinary Britons
battle for the title of ultimate
dinner party host.
3.00 Renovation Game (G)
3.55 Te Karere (C)
4.25 Ellen (G, R, HD) Ellen
DeGeneres presents a
talkshow. Today: Jim Carrey.
5.25 Millionaire Hot Seat (C) With
Eddie McGuire.
6.00 ONE News (C)
7.00 Border Patrol (G, R, HD, C)
Hector Heads Home: Two
items of fruit cause outrage
at the airport; drug dog
Titan has a busy day in the
mail centre; and a passenger
from South America keeps
Customs officers guessing.
7.30 Coronation Street (PGR, C,
AD) Tonight: Sally is in the
dark; Anne is onto Frank;
and Peter tries to excuse his
drinking.
9.30 Location, Location, Location
(G, C) Revisit – Devon:
Kirstie and Phil catch up
with two couples who had
very different ideas, but who
both wanted to be near the
English Riviera in Torbay.
10.25 The Vicar of Dibley (G, R, C)
Animals: Geraldine plans
to hold a special service
of blessing in St Barnabas
Church for all the animals of
the village.
11.05 Alan Carr: Chatty Man
(AO, R, C)
11.55 Prime Suspect (AO, R, C)
Bitch: While helping out at
her father’s bar, Jane finds
herself without her gun
when she confronted by a
robber.
12.45am Te Karere (R, C)
1.10 – 6.00 Infomercials
6.00
6.30
6.53
6.55
Creflo Dollar
Tiki Tour (G, HD, C)
Angry Birds Toons (G, C)
The Amazing World of
Gumball (G, C)
7.20 Back at the Barnyard
(G, R, C)
7.50 Ben 10: Omniverse (G, C)
8.15 Ned’s Declassified School
Survival Guide (G, R, C)
8.35 I’m in the Band (G, R, C)
9.00 Infomercials
10.30 Let’s Get Inventin’
(G, R, HD, C)
11.00 The Fresh Prince of
Bel Air (G, R, C)
11.30 Ellen (G)
Noon Mike & Molly (PGR, R, HD, C)
12.50 I’m a Celebrity … Get Me
Out of Here! (PGR)
1.50 Hope and Faith (G, R, C)
2.15 Bethenny (PGR, R, HD)
3.15 SpongeBob SquarePants
(C)
3.40 Penguins of Madagascar
(G, R, C)
4.05 Life with Boys (G, R, C)
4.35 8 Simple Rules G (R, C)
5.00 America’s Funniest Home
Videos (G, R, C)
5.30 Friends (G, R, C)
6.00 America’s Funniest Home
Videos (G, R, C)
6.30 The War at Home (G, R, HD,
C) Tonight: Dave is tired of
Larry and Mike’s constant
fighting and suggests that
Mike try harder to have a
relationship with his brother.
7.00 Ten 7 Summer (PGR, C)
Highlights from the past
season of Police Ten 7.
7.30 The Middle (G, R, HD,
C) Heck’s Best Thing:
Convinced that Axl will blow
his interview with a football
scout, Frankie and Mike
become far too controlling.
8.00 The Big Bang Theory (PGR,
R, HD, C) The Recombination
Process: Leonard offers
Penny a spur-of-the-moment
invitation to a romantic
dinner.
8.30 ■ Deep Blue Sea (1999, R,
C, AD) A group of scientists
searching for a cure to
Alzheimer’s disease become
bait for genetically-enhanced
sharks. Saffron Burrows,
Samuel L Jackson, Thomas
Jane, LL Cool J.
10.30 Live at the Apollo (AO, C)
Live performances by standup comedians Sean Lock, Ed
Byrne and Lee Nelson from
the Hammersmith Apollo,
London.
11.25 Mike King’s Commercial
Chaos (AO, R, C) Comedian
Mike King presents hilarious
commercials from around
the world.
12.20am The Cult (AO, R, HD, C)
1.10 Infomercials
2.15 Supernatural (AO, R, HD, C)
3.45 Nikita (AO, R, HD, C)
4.30 Mobbed (G)
5.10 – 6.00 Jonas (LA) (G, R, C)
■ NEW ■ RETURN ■ FINAL ■ FILM
DECEMBER 28 2013 www.listener.co.nz
TV3
FREEVIEW 2 SKY 002
FREEVIEW 3 SKY 003
6.00 Infomercials
7.00 What’s Really in Our Food?
(G, R, C)
7.30 The Kitchen Job (G, R, C)
8.30 Infomercials
10.30 The Shopping Channel
11.30 Entertainment Tonight (G, R)
Noon Would I Lie to You? (G, R, C)
12.30 90210 (PGR, R, HD)
1.30 The Defenders (PGR, HD)
2.30 homeMADE (G)
3.30 The Queen Latifah Show
(G, HD)
4.30 Grand Designs Australia
(G, R, C)
5.35 Big Brother Australia (G)
6.00 3 News
7.00 Bondi Vet (G, HD) Tonight:
Alfred has kidnapped his
big brother’s guinea pig,
and taken her onto the
trampoline.
7.30 The Block: All Stars (PGR,
HD, C) Tonight: A rare Open
for Inspection sequence.
8.30 Beauty & the Geek Australia
(PGR) Tonight: The geeks
are forced outside their
comfort zone when they are
let loose in a holiday resort’s
swimming pool area that
is packed with bikini-clad
tourists.
10.00 Would I Lie to You? UK (AO)
Comedy panel show hosted
by Rob Brydon.
10.35 SVU: Special Victims Unit
(AO, R, C) Educated Guess:
A patient in a mental
hospital claims to have
witnessed a sexual assault,
but the victim has a history
of making rape allegations.
11.30 CSI: Miami (AO, R, HD, C)
A Few Dead Men: Three
convicted murderers are
released from prison and
someone starts killing them
one-by-one.
12.25am – 6.00 Infomercials
FOUR
FREEVIEW 4 SKY 012
6.00 Children’s Programmes
9.55 Infomercials 2.00 Children’s
Programmes 5.05 Teenage Mutant
Ninja Turtles (G) 5.35 Dragons:
Riders of Berk (G, R) 6.00 Sabrina
the Teenage Witch (G, R) 6.30
Everybody Hates Chris (G, R)
Tonight: Chris is asked out on a
date by the nerdiest girl in school.
7.00 Just Shoot Me! (PGR) The List:
Jack is upset when he’s bumped
from a list of the most influential
New Yorkers. 7.30 American Ninja
Warrior (G) US gameshow. 8.30
■ Jackass Number Two (2006,
AO, R) Johnny Knoxville and the
Jackass crew perform dangerous,
ridiculous and downright disgusting
pranks. Johnny Knoxville, Bam
Margera, Steve-O, Chris Pontius,
Ryan Dunn. 10.25 Rove LA (AO,
R) Tonight: Judd Apatow, Rashida
Jones and Sarah Silverman. 11.30
Entertainment Tonight (G) 11.55 –
6.00am Infomercials
TV3: Beauty & the Geek Australia,
8.30pm
PRIME
FREEVIEW 10 SKY 004
6.00
6.30
7.00
7.30
Home Shopping
The Crowd Goes Wild (G, R)
Deal or No Deal (G, R)
Tennis ASB Classic, day four,
from Auckland, highlights.
8.35 Home Shopping
Noon The Doctors (PGR)
1.00 The Jeff Probst Show (G)
1.55 Beauty and the Beast
(PGR, R)
2.50 The Crowd Goes Wild (G, R)
3.20 The Late Show with David
Letterman (G, R)
4.20 Tennis ASB Classic, day four,
from Auckland, highlights.
5.30 Prime News
6.00 Deal or No Deal (G)
6.30 Millionaire Hot Seat (G)
7.00 Best of QI (AO, R)
7.30 Paul Merton’s Adventures
(G) Tonight: Paul visits the
Alps to improve his mind,
body, and spirit.
8.35 Undercover Boss UK
(PGR) Tonight: The CEO of
Britain’s biggest nightclub
chain goes undercover.
9.35 Elementary (AO, R) The
Woman: It appears that Irene
has been tortured for the
past 18 months.
10.35 Best of QI (AO, R)
11.10 The Late Show with David
Letterman (G)
12.05am Home Shopping
1.35 The Crowd Goes Wild (G, R)
12.05am – 6.00 Infomericals
MAORI
FREEVIEW 5 SKY 019
10.00am Korero Mai (G, R)
11.00 Toku Reo (G, R)
Noon Korero Mai (G, R)
1.00 Toku Reo (G, R)
2.00 ■ Ako (G)
3.00 Maara Kai (G, R)
3.30 Brian Jacques’ Redwall (G, R)
4.00 Miharo (G, R)
4.30 Pukana Ka Pao (G, R)
5.00 Toi Whakaari (G, R)
5.30 News: Te Kaea
6.00 Nga Pari Karangaranga o te
Motu (G, R)
6.30 Ako (G, R)
7.00 News: Te Kaea (R)
7.30 Tribe (PGR)
8.30 ■ My Country Song (G, R)
Amateur country singersongwriters from around
New Zealand perform.
9.30 Iwi Anthems (G)
10.00 Oruorua (G, R)
10.30 Project Matauranga (G, R)
11.00 – 11.30 News: Te Kaea (R)
C Captions AD Audio Description HD High Definition
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FRIDAY JANUARY 3
SKY PREMIERE SKY 030
MOVIES GREATS SKY 032 MOVIES CLASSICS SKY033 RIALTO SKY 039
7.35
7.20
Broken City (2013, 16) Mark
Wahlberg, Russell Crowe.
9.25 Making of: Oblivion
(2013, PG)
9.40 Deadliest Sea (2009, PG)
Sebastian Pigott, Greg Bryk.
11.05 Jeff, Who Lives at Home
(2012, M) Jason Segel.
12.30 It Waits (2005, 16)
Cerina Vincent.
2.00 Company of Heroes
(2013, 16) Tom Sizemore.
3.40 Broken City (2013, 16) Mark
Wahlberg, Russell Crowe.
5.30 The Marine 3: Homefront
(2013, 16) Mike Mizanin.
7.00 Fun Size (2012, M) Victoria
Justice, Thomas Mann.
8.30 The Expatriate (2012, M)
A former CIA agent finds
himself suddenly targeted
for termination and he and
his daughter must run for
their lives. Aaron Eckhart.
10.20 This Is 40 (2012, 16) A
married couple face a crisis
as they approach their 40th
birthdays. Paul Rudd.
12.35am Dead and Deader (2006,
16) 2.05 The Marine 3: Homefront
(2013, 16) 3.35 Fun Size (2012, M)
5.05 The Expatriate (2012, M)
Mr Deeds (2002, M) Adam
Sandler, Winona Ryder.
9.00 The Beach (2000, 16)
Leonardo DiCaprio.
11.00 Blood Diamond (2006, 16)
Leonardo DiCaprio.
1.25 Behind Enemy Lines (2001,
M) Owen Wilson.
3.10 Mr Deeds (2002, M) Adam
Sandler, Winona Ryder.
4.50 Sleepy Hollow (1999, M)
Johnny Depp.
6.35 Dumb & Dumber (1994,
PG) Two bumbling dimwits
embark on a cross-country
road trip to return a
briefcase of cash to its
rightful owner. Jim Carrey.
8.30 Lara Croft: Tomb Raider
(2001, M) A young
adventurer battles an evil
organisation for possession
of a magical device. Angelina
Jolie, Jon Voight, Iain Glen.
10.15 Lara Croft Tomb Raider:
The Cradle of Life (2003, M)
Angelina Jolie, Gerald Butler.
12.15am Eastern Promises (2007,
18) 1.55 Dumb & Dumber (1994, PG)
3.45 Eastern Promises (2007, 18)
5.25 Lara Croft Tomb Raider: The
Cradle of Life (2003, M)
6.10
Young Sherlock Holmes
(1985, PG) Nicholas Rowe.
8.00 Pat Garrett & Billy the Kid
(1973, M) James Coburn.
9.45 American Gigolo (1980, 16)
Richard Gere, Lauren Hutton.
11.40 The Godfather (1972, 16) Al
Pacino, Marlon Brando.
2.35 National Lampoon’s
European Vacation (1985, M)
Chevy Chase.
4.10 Making of: Ronin
(Cinematography) (PG)
4.30 Cape Fear (1991, 16) Robert
De Niro, Nick Nolte.
6.35 The Way We Were (1973,
PG) Barbra Streisand.
8.30 National Lampoon’s Senior
Trip (1995, M) A group of
unruly teenagers win a trip
to Washington DC Matt
Frewer, Valerie Mahaffey.
10.00 Stargate (1994, PG) A
group of US troops uses an
ancient device to transport
themselves to a distant
planet. Kurt Russell.
12.00am The Bedford Incident
(1965, G) 1.40 Cape Fear (1991, 16)
3.45 National Lampoon’s Senior Trip
(1995, M) 5.15 The Bedford Incident
(1965, G)
GENERAL
UKTV SKY 007
6.05 Holby City (PG) 6.55 The Bill Classics (M) 7.45
Doctors (PG) 8.15 Hollyoaks (PG) 8.40 Eastenders
(PG) 9.10 The Office (M) 9.40 The Graham Norton
Show (M) 10.25 Holby City (PG) 11.15 Doctors
(PG) 11.45 Hollyoaks (PG) 12.10 Eastenders (PG)
12.40 Midsomer Murders (M) 2.25 New Tricks (M)
3.20 The Bill Classics (M) 4.10 The Graham Norton
Show (M) 5.00 Eggheads (PG) 5.30 Sarah Jane
Adventures (PG) 6.00 Waiting for God (PG) 6.30
That Mitchell and Webb Look (M) 7.00 Doctors (PG)
7.30 Hollyoaks (PG) 8.00 The Bill (M) 8.55 New
Tricks (M) Loyalties and Royalties: Gerry meets his
heroes, 70s rock band Bad Faith, when the team
reinvestigates the death of the lead guitarist. 9.50
Hidden (16) 10.55 Any Human Heart (16) 11.45
That Mitchell and Webb Look (M) 12.10am The Bill
Classics (M) 1.00 The Office (M) 1.30 New Tricks (M)
2.20 The Bill (M) 3.10 Hidden (16) 4.10 Being Human
(16) 5.10 Hollyoaks (PG) 5.35 New Tricks (M)
Living SKY 008
6.00 Agony Uncles (M) 6.30 Yoga TV 7.00 Cash
in the Attic 8.00 Homes Under the Hammer
92
Mrs Biggs Marathon (M)
UK drama series.
10.40 Jig (2011, PG) UK
documentary.
12.20 Injustice (M) UK drama
series.
3.45 After Tiller (2013, M) US
documentary.
5.15 Welcome Aboard (2012, M)
Patrick Chesnais.
6.50 Hysteria (2011, M) The story
of the invention of the
vibrator, as a treatment of
“female hysteria”. Maggie
Gyllenhaal, Hugh Dancy.
8.30 Playoff (2011, M) An Israeli
basketball coach becomes
a national hero after guiding
a team to the European
Championship in the late
70s. Danny Huston, Amira
Casar.
10.25 In the Cut (2003, 18) A
writing professor has an
intense sexual relationship
with a cop investigating
a series of murders in her
neighbourhood. Meg Ryan.
Meg Ryan, Mark Ruffalo.
12.20am Five Easy Pieces (1970, 16)
2.00 Injustice (M) 5.25 Moving On:
Punter (2010, M)
High Art of the Low Countries 5.20 ■ Behind the
Orange Curtain (2012, PG) US Documentary.
Choice TV FREEVIEW 12 SKY 026
6.00 Benny Hinn 6.30 Cheese Slices 7.30 Tales
from River Cottage 8.00 The Whisky Dream 8.30
Great Animal Escapes 9.00 Turkish Delights 9.30
Yard Crashers 10.00 Carter Can 10.30 Dream Build
Compilation 11.00 20th Century Roadshow 11.30
Tales from River Cottage Noon Paul & Nick’s Big
Food Trip 12.30 Mrs Ratcliffe’s Revolution (PGR)
2.30 Luke Nguyen Special 3.30 Great Animal
Escapes 4.00 From Birmingham to Bombay 4.30
Destination Flavour 5.00 Fantasy Homes by the Sea
6.00 Bondi Vet 6.30 House Crashers 7.00 American
Restoration 7.30 Kirstie’s Fill Your House for Free
8.30 Better Homes and Gardens 9.30 Get Growing
10.00 Life in a Cottagearden 10.45 Home by
Novogratz 11.10 American Restoration 11.30 Gator
Boys 12.35am Benny Hinn 1.00 Storage Hoarders
2.00 Kirstie’s Fill Your House for Free 3.00 Fantasy
Homes by the Sea 4.00 Bondi Vet 4.30 House
Crashers 5.00 Blokes (AO) 5.30 From Birmingham
to Bombay
7.00
SoHo SKY 010
Sky Premiere: Fun Size, 7.00pm
9.00 The Martha Stewart Show 10.00 The Nate
Berkus Show 11.00 Wild Photo Adventures 11.30
25 Greatest Wedding Shockers (M) 12.30 Phil’s
Empty Homes Giveaway 1.30 Get the Look 2.00
60 Minute Makeover 3.00 The Nate Berkus Show
4.00 Cash in the Attic 5.00 Escape to the Country
6.00 60 Minute Makeover 7.00 Antiques Roadshow
8.00 Design Dealers 9.00 Property Developing
Abroad 10.00 The Seasons 11.00 The Allotment
11.30 Gardening Australia 12.00am Design Dealers
1.00 Grand Designs Indoors 3.00 The Seasons 4.00
The Story of the Costume Drama 5.00 Antiques
Roadshow
The Arts Channel SKY 027
7.00 Billy the Kid 8.00 Verbier 2011: Gabor TakacsNagy/Lars Vogt 9.15 The Beauty of Books 9.45
Revealing Mr Maugham (PG) 11.10 The Art of
America Noon Kent Gavin: Royal Photographer
12.30 Khatia Buniatishvili: Mind in the Wilderness
1.30 Inside the Actors Studio: 250th Episode Special
3.00 Billy the Kid 4.00 Wheedle’s Groove 5.35 In
Search of Haydn 6.00 Becoming Muhammad Ali
7.00 Obsession Magnifique 7.30 Cuba’s Secret Side
8.30 High Art of the Low Countries 9.20 ■ Behind
the Orange Curtain (2012, PG) US documentary
about prescription drug abuse especially in Orange
County. 10.45 Santana: Greatest Hits Live at
Montreux 12.00am Wheedle’s Groove 1.35 In Search
of Haydn 2.00 Becoming Muhammad Ali 3.00
Obsession Magnifique 3.30 Cuba’s Secret Side 4.30
6.15 SoHo on Set (M) 6.30 Orphan Black (16) 7.15
SoHo on Set (M) 7.30 True Blood (18) 8.30 ■ Louis
CK: Oh My God (2013, M) 9.30 Inside the Actors
Studio (M) 10.15 SoHo on Set (M) 10.30 Getting On
(M) 11.00 Showrunners (M) 11.30 Orphan Black (16)
12.15 SoHo on Set (M) 12.30 Six Feet Under (16) 1.30
■ Louis CK: Oh My God (2013, M) 2.30 True Blood
(18) 3.30 Getting On (M) 4.00 Showrunners (M)
4.30 Inside the Actors Studio (M) 5.15 SoHo on Set
(M) 5.30 Orphan Black (16) 6.15 SoHo on Set (M)
6.30 Six Feet Under (16) 7.30 Black Mirror (16) 8.15
SoHo on Set (M) 8.30 Forbrydelsen (M) Borch and
Lund find themselves fighting for their lives. 9.30
Masters of Sex (16) 10.30 Six Feet Under (16) 11.30
Inside the Actors Studio (M) 12.15am SoHo on Set
(M) 12.30 Black Mirror (16) 1.15 SoHo on Set (M)
1.30 Forbrydelsen (M) 2.30 Masters of Sex (16) 3.30
Black Mirror (16) 4.15 SoHo on Set (M) 4.30 Six Feet
Under (16) 5.30 Inside the Actors Studio (M)
BBC World News SKY 089
6.00 BBC World News 6.30 Focus on Africa 7.00
BBC World News 7.30 World Business Report
7.45 Sport Today 8.00 World News Today 9.30
World Business Report 9.45 Sport Today 10.00
Business Edition 10.30 HARDtalk 11.00 BBC World
News America Noon Newsday 12.30 Asia Business
Report 12.45 Sport Today 1.00 Newsday 1.30 Asia
Business Report 1.45 Sport Today 2.00 Newsday
2.30 Asia Business Report 2.45 Sport Today 3.00
BBC World News 3.30 Asia Business Report 3.45
Sport Today 4.00 BBC World News 4.30 Asia
Business Report 4.45 Sport Today 5.00 BBC World
News 5.30 HARDtalk 6.00 BBC World News 6.30
World Business Report 6.45 BBC World News
7.30 World Business Report 7.45 BBC World News
8.30 World Business Report 8.45 BBC World News
9.30 World Business Report 9.45 BBC World News
10.30 HARDtalk 11.00 BBC World News 11.30 World
Business Report 11.45 Sport Today 12.00am BBC
World News 1.00 GMT with George Alagiah 2.00
Impact 3.30 Talking Business 4.00 World Have Your
Say 4.30 World Have Your Say 5.00 BBC World
News 5.30 HARDtalk
LISTENER DECEMBER 28 2013
FRIDAY JANUARY 3
SPORT
RADIO
Sky Sport 1 SKY 051
Radio New Zealand National
6.00 Tennis, ASB Classic, Day Four, highlights. 7.00
Tennis, ASB Classic, Day Four, Match of the Day.
8.30 Tennis, ASB Classic, Day Four, Match of the
Night. 10.00 Tennis, ASB Classic, Day Four. 11.00
Cricket, Big Bash League, Heat v Sixers, replay. 2.30
Cricket, NZ v West Indies, Third One-Day. 3.30 Ice
Hockey, NHL, Red Wings v Maple Leafs, replay. 5.30
Isle Of Man TT, Practice Race. 6.30 Cricket, Big Bash
League, Heat v Sixers, highlights. 7.00 Cricket, HRV
Twenty20, Auckland Aces v Otago Volts, live. 10.30
Soccer, A-League, WSW v Wellington Phoenix,
highlights. 11.00 Fox Sports News, 11.30 Cricket, NZ
v West Indies, Third One-Day, highlights. 12.30am
Fox Sports News, 1.00 Basketball, NBL, replay. Kings
v Taipans 3.00 Gridiron, LFL, Passion v Charm. 4.30
Tennis, ASB Classic, Semi-Finals. Match of the Day.
Sky Sport 2 SKY 052
6.00 Inside Cricket 7.00 Darts, World C’ships, Final,
replay. 10.00 SKY Sport What’s On 10.30 Soccer,
A-League, WSW v Wellington Phoenix. 11.00
Inside Cricket Noon Cricket, The Ashes, Australia
v England, Fifth Test, Day One, Morning Session,
live. 2.35 Cricket, Big Bash League, Heat v Sixers,
highlights. 3.05 Cricket, The Ashes, Australia v
England, Fifth Test, Day One, Afternoon Session,
live. 8.00 Cricket, NZ v West Indies, Third One-Day,
highlights. 9.00 Cricket, Big Bash League, Heat v
Sixers. 9.30 Cricket, Big Bash League, Scorchers
v Thunder, live. 1.00am Cricket, HRV Twenty20,
Auckland Aces v Otago Volts. 1.30 Cricket, The
Ashes, Australia v England, Fifth Test, Day One,
highlights. 2.00 Tennis, ASB Classic, Semi-Finals.
Match of the Day. 3.30 Tennis, ASB Classic, SemiFinals. 4.30 Tennis, Brisbane International, QuarterFinals. 5.00 Cricket, NZ v West Indies, Third OneDay.
Sky Sport 1: ASB Classic Tennis, 10.00am
Noon Tennis, ASB Classic, Day Four, Match of the
Day. 1.30 Tennis, ASB Classic, Day Four, Match of
the Night. 3.00 Tennis, ASB Classic, Semi-Finals,
live. 9.00 Tennis, Brisbane International, QuarterFinals. 9.30 Basketball, NBL, Sydney Kings v Cairns
Taipans, live. 11.30 Tennis, Brisbane International,
Quarter-Finals. 12.00am Tennis, ASB Classic, SemiFinals. Match of the Day. 1.30 Soccer, A-League,
Adelaide United v Sydney FC, replay. 3.30 Soccer,
A-League, WSW v Wellington Phoenix. 4.00
Basketball, NBL, Sydney Kings v Cairns Taipans
ESPN SKY 061
6.00 Cricket, Big Bash League, Heat v Sixers,
replay. 9.30 Cricket, NZ v West Indies, Third OneDay, highlights. 10.30 Cricket, Big Bash League,
Heat v Sixers. 11.00 Tennis, ASB Classic, Day Four.
6.00 Gridiron, NCAA, College Series, Rose Bowl,
replay. 9.00 NFL Insiders 10.00 Hey Rookie
11.00 NFL Show Noon SportsCenter 1.00 NCAA
Gameday 2.00 NCAA Pre Game 2.30 Gridiron,
NCAA, College Series, Allstate Sugar Bowl, live.
6.00 NCAA Post Game 6.08 SportsCenter 7.00
Basketball, NCAA, College Series, West Coast
Conference, Gonzaga v Saint Marys, delayed. 9.00
SportsCenter 10.00 ESPN FC 10.30 NBA Action.
11.00 Classic’s Boxing Match 12.00am NFL Show
1.00 SportsCenter 3.00 ESPN FC 3.30 Basketball,
NCAA, College Series, West Coast Conference,
Gonzaga v Saint Marys, replay. 5.30 Gridiron, NCAA,
College Series, Division II Football C’ship, replay.
DOCUMENTARIES
History SKY 073
Sky Sport 3 SKY 053
6.00 Destroyed In Seconds (PG) 6.30 World’s
Biggest Ship (PG) 7.30 Man vs Wild (PG) 8.30
Taiwan Revealed (PG) 9.30 Yukon Men (PG) 10.30
Amish Mafia (M) 11.30 Who the (Bleep) (M) 12.30
Disappeared (M) 1.30 Fatal Encounters (M) 2.30
Blood & Oil (PG) 3.30 Moonshiners (PG) 4.30
Gold Rush (PG) 5.30 MythBusters (PG) 7.30 River
Monsters (PG) Colombian Slasher: A bride on her
honeymoon is dragged to her death in the Amazon
River in Colombia. 8.30 Off the Hook: Extreme
Catches (PG) Hook, Line and Gator: Pro-wrestler
Eric Young meets and fishes with the most unique
fishermen he can find. 9.30 Deadly Seas (PG) 10.30
Ragin’ Cajuns (PG) 11.30 You Have Been Warned
(PG) 12.30am Swamp Murders (M) 1.30 Backyard
Oil (PG) 2.00 Dirty Jobs (PG) 3.00 Auction Kings
(PG) 3.30 Dirty Jobs (PG) 5.30 MythBusters (PG)
6.30 Unsealed: Alien Files (PG) 7 7.30 Tales from
the Tomb (PG) 8.30 Murder Casebook (M) 9.30
Time Team (G) 11.30 Mysteries at the Museum (PG)
12.30 Myth Hunters (PG) 1.30 Ancient Aliens (PG)
2.30 The War Files (PG) 3.30 Dead Men’s Secrets
(PG) 4.30 Murder Casebook (M) 5.30 Time Team
(G) 7.30 Riddles of the Bible (PG) Search for Noah:
The best-known story in the Bible, the story of
Noah, raises questions. 8.30 Temple Mount (PG)
Temple Treasure: For the first-century world, The
Temple Mount in Jerusalem was considered the
world’s most beautiful structure, and its destruction
set the stage for 2000 tumultuous years of Jewish
history. 9.30 Rome: Rise & Fall of an Empire (M)
10.30 The Nazi Gospels (PG) 12.30am UFO Hunters
(PG) 1.30 Unsealed: Alien Files (PG)2.30 How the
Universe Works (PG) 3.30 Riddles of the Bible (PG)
4.30 Temple Mount (PG) 5.30 Rome: Rise & Fall of
an Empire (M)
National Geographic SKY 072
BBC Knowledge SKY 074
Discovery SKY 070
6.30 Australian Pirate Patrol Marathon (M) 10.30
Inside: Area 51’s Secrets (PG) 11.30 Test Your Brain
(G) 12.30 Battleground Brothers Marathon (M) 5.30
Bomb Hunters: Afghanistan (M) 6.30 ‘80s Greatest
(PG) 7.30 Britain’s Greatest Machines (G) 1930s: The
Road To War: Chris Barrie seeks out the machines
that helped to shape Britain. 8.30 Car SOS (PG)
Anglia Angels: The Hutchings-Clarke family all drive
Ford Anglias, except James, whose own model
does not even have an engine. 9.30 Strippers: Cars
for Cash (PG) Two teams compete to see who can
make the most money by buying and selling parts
from scrap cars. 10.30 Born to Ride (PG) 12.30am
80s Greatest (PG) 1.30 Britain’s Greatest Machines
(G) 2.30 Car SOS (PG) 3.30 Strippers: Cars for Cash
(PG) 4.30 Born to Ride (PG)
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6.20 JFK’s Women: Scandals Revealed (M) 7.10
Discovering Lennon (M) 8.00 Louis Theroux: (M)
9.00 Born to Royalty (PG) 10.20 Top Gear (PG)
11.20 Fat & Fatter Marathon (PG) 3.00 The Men
Who Made Us Fat (PG) How decisions made in
America 40 years ago influence the way we eat
now. 5.30 Million Dollar Intern (PG) 6.30 Top Gear
(PG) 7.30 Junior Doctors (M) The junior doctors
face escaped prisoners, and the death of friends.
8.30 Wikileaks: Secrets and Lies (M) Documentary
about the relationship between WikiLeaks’ founder
Julian Assange and the editors and journalists of
the Guardian, the New York Times and Der Spiegel.
10.15 Embarrassing Bodies (M) 11.15 Top Gear (PG)
12.25am Fat & Fatter marthon (PG) 4.05 The Men
Who Made Us Fat Marathon (PG)
6.00 Breakfast with Stuart Keith Including: 6.12
Sea Fever: From First Date to First Mate, written
and read by Angela Meyer (7 of 17, RNZ)
7.08 Summer Report
9.06 Summer Noelle with Noelle McCarthy
Noon Midday Report
12.35 Matinee Idle
5.00 The World at Five
5.32 Outspoken A half hour of current affairs
6.06 Crossing Boundaries
7.06 Summer Nights with Charlotte Graham
Including: 7.30 Live NZ Music; 8.20 Windows on
the World; 9.06 Country Life (RNZ)
10.00 News and Late Edition
11.06 WOMAD Taranaki 2013 Vieux Farka Touré
in Concert (RNZ)
12.04am All Night Programme Including: 12.05
Music after Midnight; 12.30 Who Wants to be
100? Anyone Who’s 99!, by Roger Hall (RNZ); 1.05
From the World (BBC); 2.05 Flying Nun Records:
Getting Older (2 of 5, RNZ); 3.05 Carol, Poppy, by
Linda Nichol, read by Simon Leary (1 of 2, RNZ);
3.30 Missing Something? 2. Colour Blindness
(RNZ); 4.30 The Story of Africa (6 of 24, BBC);
5.10 Intimacy in NZ (1 of 4, RNZ)
Details available at www.radionz.co.nz
Radio New Zealand Concert
News and Weather 6.00, 7.00, 8.00, 9.00am,
noon, 3.00, 5.00, 6.00, 11.00pm
6.00 Classic Morning Includes News and
Weather, Competition and Beauty Spot
9.00 The Works See page 72
10.00 Morning Concert (RNZ)
11.20 More Works
Noon Summer Sonic (RNZ)
1.00 Train Spotting
2.00 Afternoon Requests (Box 123, Wellington or
concert@radionz.co.nz)
3.00 CD Masters Haydn: Keyboard Concerto
in G HobXVIII/4, Leif Ove Andsnes (pno/dir),
Norwegian CO (rec 1998); String Quartet in B flat
Op 2/6, Angeles String Quartet (rec 1994-1999);
Keyboard Sonata No 53 in E minor HobXVI/34,
Alfred Brendel (pno) (rec 1984)
4.00 Made in New Zealand Rózsa: Overture;
Prelude; Courage and Honour, from El Cid, New
Zealand SO/James Sedares; Griffiths: Earth does
at length; Blow, wind of fruitfulness, from Lie
Deep, My Love, 1998 New Zealand National Youth
Choir/Karen Grylls; Tchaikovsky: A tear trembles
Op 6/4, Mark Pedrotti (bar), Stephen Ralls (pno);
Fauré: En Prière; Trad arr Young: Barb’ra Ellen,
Dawn Harms (vln), Carolyn Mills (harp); Brahms:
Clarinet Sonata in F minor Op 120/1, Peter Scholes
(cl), Michael Houstoun (pno)
5.00 Cadenza Shorter popular classics
7.00 Appointment 2013 Gramophone Awards
Recording of the Year and Best Concerto
Recording (1 of 9)
8.05 Music Alive WOMAD Taranaki 2013: Vieux
Farka Touré – Malian guitar blues (1 of 9, RNZ)
9.00 From the Freiburgers Schubert: Symphony
No 4 in C minor D417, Tragic, Freiburg Baroque
Orch/Pablo Heras-Casado; Bach: Concerto in
D for three violins BWV1064, Gottfried von der
Goltz, Anna Katharina Schreiber (vlns), Freiburg
Baroque Orch/Petra Müllejans (vln/dir); Vivaldi:
L’Olimpiade, Overture, Freiburg Baroque Orch/
Thomas Hengelbrock
10.00 Day’s End Music to wind down to
12.00am Music Through the Night
Details available at www.radionz.co.nz
Newstalk ZB
6.00 Tim Dower 9.00 Mike Yardley 1.00pm Andrew
Dickens 6.00 Tim Roxborogh & Pam Corkery
12.00am – 6.00 Mark Dye
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