Survival Guide - Jonathan Cainer`s Forecasts
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Survival Guide - Jonathan Cainer`s Forecasts
Jonathan CAINER 2012 Survival Guide 2012 Survival Guide By Jonathan Cainer 2 With thanks to… MW PR VL All inquirers & all inspirers © Jonathan Cainer Cover illustration by Nick Ellwood 3 Contents What is special and different about 2012? 07 What about Planet X? 15 Will we really align with the Galactic Centre? 17 What about the 'end of the Mayan calendar'? 29 Will the world economic system collapse? 42 Will we make contact with aliens? 45 Will there be earthquakes, tornadoes, tsunamis and droughts? 49 Will the Antichrist appear? 54 Will the Earth collide with a giant comet or meteor? 56 What and when is The Age of Aquarius? 67 What about the transit of Venus? 77 Will solar flares destroy our communications? 92 What if we survive 2012 unscathed but it all goes wrong in 2013? 94 4 Jonathan Cainer 5 Introduction I've seen some pretty big ‘end of the world’ scare stories in my time. I particularly recall being deluged with mail in the run-up to 1999. This, many people insisted, was when Nostradamus had told us the world was due to end. I gave out as much reassurance as I could, but I felt like one man trying to run up a descending escalator. It was almost as if somehow, people truly wanted the news to be bad. They were half hoping the end really was nigh. They were buying right in to the doom and the gloom and, when you told them that there really wasn't any, their faces filled with a weird mixture of disappointment and disbelief. 2012 has now become just as notorious in the minds of many people and it is not just the usual suspects who have jumped aboard the bad news bandwagon. The internet has made it much easier for people to spread far-fetched theories and to terrify millions with welldescribed conspiracy theories. The people who post these scare stories aren’t doing it because they’re on a mischievous mission. They are very sincere. They truly believe in what they are saying. And nothing in life is so convincing as a story told by someone who swears that 6 what they’re saying is the truth. But that alone doesn’t make it the truth. And in a world where the actual truth is hard to define – or hard to explain, or both – the passionately pronounced belief can sound far more persuasive than the tentative statement of probability. Journalists, looking for a sexy headline, have picked up on these stories and help draw them to the attention of an even wider audience. And now we've got something else to muddy the water - for the threat of economic disaster hangs over our heads and, according to the socalled experts, this is neither a fantasy nor even a false fear. Ah, the experts. How we love them. Somebody wise once said that an expert is simply someone who knows two per cent more than the rest of us do. I do not mean to undermine their authority but as you will see from the rest of this book, I simply have to assert my own astrological judgement - which is that 2012 is actually going to be a surprisingly good year. 7 What is special and different about 2012? 2012 contains a most unusual transit of Venus and hardly ever in history has there been a more auspicious alignment to bless all our lives. We can argue that the doom and gloom surrounding this year is an asset, not a drawback. As financial institutions teeter on the brink of collapse, destabilising governments the world over in the process, millions are getting a wake-up call. Do they want to be woken up? Of course not. None of us ever wants to be woken up. All of us resent the alarm clock when first we hear it. Nor, usually, do we want to be sobered up. If we are tipsy, we far prefer to carry on rolling around in our own little bubble of distraction and merriment. The fact remains though, that for as long as we can all remember, most of the world has been sleeping while a few have been getting wildly intoxicated. The sleepers are those who just go along with whatever life seems to expect of them. They accept the rules of engagement as they are currently being followed in the great game of money. They pay their rent or their mortgage, they use their credit cards, they earn their crust. They worry about debt, they struggle to make their income match their expenditure and they somehow feel so ashamed of their own need to borrow that they will accept the most outrageous terms when taking out a loan. They are more inclined to be grateful for being taken on trust than to question the extent to which they are 8 being taken for a ride. Meanwhile, in the halls of high finance, amazing sums of money are being gambled on a series of ludicrous propositions. The people at the ‘top of the pile’ are drunk with high numbers. The people at the ‘bottom of the pile’ are all but sleepwalking. For years, a few voices have piped up with the words "This is unfair and unsustainable". If those voices are heard at all, people agree and then shrug their shoulders: "It may be unfair, it may be unsustainable, but what can we do? It is the way of the world." For a full explanation of what to expect during this year of great change, see the section on global finance. For now, let me suggest one reassuring thought. The fact that everything seems to be falling apart is not, in itself, a bad thing. If some of it actually does collapse, that is not necessarily so bad either. It may be the only way to bring about the waking up and the sobering up which this world has needed for so long. Obviously, if it brings us to the point where we are all starving and suffering, that would be very bad indeed. But that is not going to happen. It simply is not going to get so bad. Once we all realise this and relax (as we will, slowly, during the course of the year) we will find we are living in better times... times which are not only prosperous but which are altogether more equable. 9 Much the same can be said about another fear that has in recent years been prominent in the minds of millions. What's going to happen about climate change? Here too, there has long been a need for a waking up and a sobering up. Here too, that's precisely what's going to happen in 2012. We must all take care in the course of this pivotal year to understand the difference between the moaning of a person who is being roused from their slumbers and the complaint of someone who is truly facing a dreadful threat. Despite all you may have heard and all that you may continue to hear, it is my pleasure, as your astrologer, to tell you it is all going to be okay. 10 What about Planet X, planet Nibiru or the Brown Dwarf Star with the 3,600-year orbit? Ah yes, what about them? If you really want to give yourself an uncomfortable afternoon, Google any or all of the above. There are hundreds of internet pages dedicated to these topics. Well, I should really say to this topic, for the Brown Dwarf, Nibiru and Planet X are all pretty much one and the same idea. I am only going to give you a very potted summary. If you want to know more about it, you will have to take yourself a ride on the magical search engine of cyberspace, through twisted tunnels that lead to the websites of the weird. If you take such a journey, you’ll soon discover the basic idea. Supposedly, there's this enormous celestial object moving on a very slow orbit around our sun. It takes 3,600 years for it to complete one rotation. Even if this true, that’s mighty gradual. It makes slowmoving Neptune look like the champion athlete, Usain Bolt! The mega-planet has been lost and forgotten for centuries but now, it is back. Any moment now, we’re not only going to see it, we’re going to feel it because it is so darned big, it will exert a humungous gravitational pull on our own planet. 11 Legend has it that this mysterious monster has cleverly managed to hide itself from the eyes of conventional science by adopting a cunning disguise. Our astronomers cannot see it because it is right in front of their eyes. They are so busy looking for teeny little things on the far side of the galaxy that they have completely ignored this gigantic hunk. Last time it came near enough to us to affect our gravity, a flood came rolling in and that nice Mr Noah had to build his ark in a tearing rush. Fortunately, the ancient Sumerians were fully aware of the backstory to this Biblical tale and left us warnings in a series of scrolls and carvings which weren’t (but could have been) titled: Urgent Alert To Folk Of The Future. These went on to say, in not quite so many words, that if you ever happen to find yourself living in the early part of the 21st century, you should be very, very worried because the nasty flood-causing planet is coming back. Sadly, nobody speaks ancient Sumerian any more. Even more sadly, nobody knows where these ancient scrolls and stone-carvings are or indeed, if they ever really existed. Thankfully this very nice chap called Zecharia Sitchin published a book in 1976 in which he found the scrolls (at least in his imagination) and in the same 12 imagination, he translated them all for us. How he became an expert in ancient Sumerian we don't quite know… I expect the explanation would be in the same Sumerian text if only Zecharia were still around to translate it for us. Anyway, he warned us about Nibiru's previous visit – and now it is back again, woe betide us all. Now I know what you're thinking. This makes no sense. Even if such an object could really exist, by travelling on a trajectory that takes 3,600 years to circle the Sun, it simply couldn't move fast enough in a single year to get to a point where it could loom so large in our sky. Given that nobody can see it now, it certainly couldn't get close enough, quick enough to knock the Earth off its orbit, cause us 13 to wobble on our axis or exert such a strong gravitational pull that we start rotating in the other direction. We'd have to see it coming. And so far, nobody has seen anything. "Not so," say our lovely friends the conspiracy theorists. "You are thinking like one of the millions who have had their brains washed in the mainstream. Just look at all the earthquakes we've been having lately. And consider all those other terrible disasters. Planet X has caused all that. The scientists can see this perfectly well. They know exactly where the mega-planet is. They know too that it is getting closer and closer every day and it is only a matter of time until we are all doomed. They even know what some of the internet sites claim to know, that it’s not really a planet but a ‘brown dwarf star’. But they are not telling anyone because they have been sworn to secrecy by the Government. The authorities don't want us to panic, you see. Armed guards have been placed on 24-hour watch outside the home of every astronomer and sky-watcher on Earth. If they ever try to break ranks and tell us the truth, they are going to be disconnected from the internet and then locked in a room and forced to watch endless re-runs of Family Guy until they lose their minds and come out screaming. Through this method of control and suppression the CIA / KGB / MI6 / ASIS have ensured a total media black-out. The only people clever 14 enough to break-through are those wise souls behind the internet sites that you found when you went Googling. Thank goodness they exist." Or something like that. Yawn. Is it all complete and utter nonsense? You’ll have to reach your own conclusion. I hate to be judgemental. I believe that an open mind is the key to an open heart. I really can’t bring myself to be dismissive of such a story, especially given the fact that I am an astrologer and many people can be equally dismissive of all that I do and all that I believe in. I have no right to stand up and point the finger of ridicule. I may be inclined to think that this story makes about as much sense as someone standing up and saying: "If you want to lose weight, eat nothing but pizzas and cream cakes and make sure that you never exercise." But probably, someone, somewhere, reckons this is the very regime we all need to follow. I bet someone, somewhere, is willing to stand up and testify to the number of pounds that they shed overnight when they took this advice. Probably somewhere too, there’s a website that reckons the Earth is going to tilt on its orbit once the population of pizza-eaters gets past a certain point. We can’t rule this kind of thing out. But nor, really, do we need to plan our lives around it. 15 Will we really align with the centre of the galaxy at the end of December 2012? No. Not really. Well, kind of. The centre of the galaxy is a distant point in the Milky Way that our solar system revolves around. Just as we go round the Sun, the Sun goes round the Galactic Centre. It’s a journey just as slow as the one being taken by Mr Zecharia Sitchin’s monster planet but it is scientific fact, not pseudo-scientific fantasy. Our Sun aligns with this centre of the galaxy every year around this time and it has been doing so for the past 20 years at least. It will 16 continue to do so for many years to come. Someone somewhere has seized on this fact and then twisted it and made it sound special for 2012. But to say that there's anything important about the particular alignment in 2012 is stretching the point way too far. It's just a regular late-December thing. To make a big deal out of it is like saying the world should prepare because in February there will be a great festival when people all over the world declare their love for one another, gifts are exchanged, cards are sent and many find themselves falling into a deep embrace. Well, yes, that's true, but it happens every year; it's called Valentine's Day. 17 What is this ‘end of the Mayan calendar’ really all about? The Mayans were a civilisation who lived in the northern part of South America. In particular, they occupied the territory that we today know as Mexico. They are not to be confused with the Aztecs or the Incans although they have many traits and beliefs in common and there are some indications to suggest that they measured time in similar ways. 18 The Mayans were a very clever bunch, responsible for some impressive architecture - not least a series of enormous pyramids some of which still stand. Pyramids, clearly, were once very popular around the world. We know that they also existed in China because they show up in aerial reconnaissance photographs of remote parts of this region. Usually, though, when we think of pyramids we imagine the kind we see in Egypt with smooth sides reaching all the way to the top. The Mayan pyramids tend to be stepped. But it is easy to imagine how those steps might once have been filled in to create a similarly smooth surface. Perhaps they once were. Even so, we know that 19 Mayan pyramids were constructed quite a long while later than their Egyptian counterparts Much research points to the idea that the Egyptians made extensive use of astronomy (and thus astrology) in the design and placement of their edifices. We also know that the Mayans looked to the sky when they were building pyramids up from the Earth. The most famous proof of this can be seen at Chichen Itza, a few hours drive out of Cancun. There, a pyramid has been cleverly positioned to catch the rays of the setting Sun, these cause a shadow to fall slowly across the face of the building. At different times of the year, the shadow takes up more or less of the pyramid’s face. On the day of the equinox, the shadow is longest. Just a tiny sliver of a light is left towards the very edge of a raised partition that stands proud of the pyramid steps. As the Sun goes down the light begins to appear at the top left and it slowly makes its way down to the very bottom - at ground level. This gives rise to a wonderful optical illusion. It looks for all the world, like a snake slowly appearing out of nowhere and slithering down the side. 20 To enhance the vision, the Mayans created a sculpture of a snake's head at the very foot of the pyramid so that, on the day in question, when the line of light reaches the ground it meets up perfectly with this carving. The serpent or, in particular, the feathered serpent was an important mythological creature to the people of this area, who identified it as Quetzalcoatl, one of their most powerful sky Gods. Quetzcoatl was also the name they gave to Venus – or, at least, to Venus as it appeared in the morning sky. Venus, as I'm sure you know, is sometimes an evening 'star' and sometimes a morning 'star'. We only ever see it at dusk or dawn because Venus (when viewed from Earth) is never far from the Sun. Generally, it is up when the Sun is up and down when the Sun is down. When it follows the Sun down, we get to glimpse it for an hour or three as darkness falls and makes it visible. When it comes up just before the Sun, we only see it until the Sun has risen. The Sun is so bright in the sky that it drowns out the light of all other celestial bodies apart from the Moon (if the moon happens to be up during the day.) We never see Venus during the hours of daylight. Well, when I say never, I mean almost never. In 2012 we get to glimpse it in daylight... but for more on that, you need to read another chapter of this very book. 21 It has been suggested by some historians that the Mayans did not understand that Venus, the evening star, and Venus, the morning star, were one and the same. That's why they had two different names for the one heavenly body. But then much has been suggested by many historians and a great deal of it is deeply unreliable. This indeed, poses one of the biggest problems for a researcher trying to understand what the Mayans really knew and what they believed. The world, it seems, is full of expert historians who have wildly differing theories about this civilisation. They can get away with saying pretty much what they like because they have hardly any written information to draw on. When the Spanish conquered this part of the world, back in the early 16th century, they systematically destroyed every text and written record. They were, they believed, doing the world a great favour by stamping out the heathen, pagan religion of the land and replacing it with Christianity. There's nothing new about this kind of shockingly arrogant behaviour. It is, sadly, what religions have done to other religions right around the globe since time immemorial. But the Mayans were treated to an extraordinarily nasty insult to go with their injury. A Spanish Bishop called Diego de Landa Calderón took personal responsibilty for eradicating most of the Mayan knowledge and tradition. Not only did he destroy the ancient writings, he 22 persecuted the priests and elders. Once he had rid the world of all written information and murdered those who had learned the oral tradition, he then set about writing his own History Of The Mayans. It is hard to think of a more untrustworthy source of information. It would be like a priest, deciding that Harry Potter was blasphemous, gathering up every copy of every book and every movie, burning them all, sentencing JK Rowling to solitary confinement in prison for life... and then writing his own description of life at Hogwarts. But, sadly, Diego’s dodgy description is about the only source left; The History of the Mayan people, as told by the religious zealot who persecuted them almost to extinction. Historians ever since have had no option but to refer back to his work since it’s pretty much all they’ve got. Some take it as the truth. Others take it with a pinch of salt. The best and most hopeful interpretation we can place on Diego’s behaviour involves him having a sudden, late-life change of heart. Perhaps, with all that blood on his hands, he suddenly felt truly dreadful and set about atoning for his many sins by writing down the most accurate summary of Mayan culture and belief. A less favourable image involves him burying this noble ancient tradition and then defecating on the grave by listing a whole bunch of accusations against the Mayans in order to justify his 23 own unspeakable actions. Whichever view they care to take, no-one can be sure of the real truth. Thus, we have to be very careful when we hear the tourist guides telling us that the Mayans were barbaric and inhumane. They may have been - or they may not have been - but the Christians most certainly were! We’ll never be really sure whether Mayan children were actually brought up with flat-boards tied to their heads in order to give them pointed skulls or how accurate are the similarly arresting images of young Mayan males threading cord through their foreskins and traveling in procession, one tied to the other. Some of this may have been true, some of this may not have been. But we can see one very good reason for questioning the perceived wisdom in the way historians recount the relationship of this civilisation with the planet Venus. If, as we are authoritatively told in some books, the Mayans could not tell Venus, the evening star, from Venus, the morning star, how come they knew about the 242-year cycle of Venus transits - and why did they base their famous 'long count' calendar on this exceptional phenomenon, a good 500 years before any astronomer in the West was even aware of it? And why too, if their understanding of 24 the sky was so ‘primitive and silly’ did they go to all the trouble of creating the pyramid at Chichen Itza, where the descending serpent of light and shadow can still be seen, in perfect alignment on the equinox, to this very day? The Mayan calendar is about all that we have left, in written form, of their wisdom and knowledge. Our understanding of it is not complete. The only other points of reference we have access to are the various totems carved with signs and symbols that can be found around some ancient Mayan settlements. From these we can glean a little something of what they knew and what they thought. But it is a bit like trying to piece together the history of modern Western civilisation from a few Keep Off The Grass and This Way To The Exit signs. The only other hope of attaining true insight into the Mayan mentality must come from the Mayans themselves. The Christians wiped out many of their priests, elders and teachers but they did not quite manage to kill off the entire population - although they came pretty close to it. When they weren't rounding them up and killing them, they were giving them the flu, and various other illnesses to 25 which these people had never been previously exposed and, thus, for which they had no immunity. Still, though, in modern Spanish-speaking Mexico there are pockets of population where the ancient Mayan language continues to be spoken - and where at least some of the old traditions are faithfully upheld. One of these is the tradition of visiting the Pyramid of the Serpent on the day of the equinox. If you ever go there you’ll find, amongst the Western tourists, hippy travellers and rainbow people (for all of whom this is a popular attraction) indigenous families who have clearly walked to the site from their villages some great distance away. The women carry their children on their backs along with provisions for the journey and the families camp out overnight in eager anticipation of the serpent’s appearance. There are also some who proclaim themselves to be Mayan elders, teachers and holders of wisdom. They have at least some of the oral tradition but it can be difficult, in conversation with them, to know whether what they are telling you is an accurate reflection of their ancestors’ view or a carefully concocted pastiche that blends a little Mayan folklore with some native North American imagery and a fairly large helping of New Age philosophy. 26 Fuelling this suspicion is the way that the story of the Mayan calendar seems to have changed over time. Twenty years ago, most sources seemed to be unanimous. The long-count calendar is a prophecy. It speaks of a time when the world will end and gives a very precise finishing point. A date that translates in our modern calendar to December 21, 2012. It certainly seems as if the Mayans had the end of the world on their mind. But there are some who feel sure that the Mayans had the end of the world on their mind long before that. They claim that they were expecting their own extinction. There are many stories told of this civilisation ritually preparing for a time when they would be wiped off the face of the Earth. Sometimes this is put forward as an explanation of their fatalistic response to the Spanish invasion. The Mayans apparently believed that one day Quetzalcoatl would return - and that he would come from the sea. Thus when the Spanish invaders arrived, they put up no resistance. They welcomed them with open arms expecting to greet their saviours - who promptly massacred them. But this story raises as many questions as it answers. If the Mayans were expecting their extinction, they got it 500 years ago when the Spanish came. So how come they are still expecting it? Even the end of the Earth itself could not have been as ghastly or as 27 painful as the torture that the Spanish inflicted upon these people by the thousand. And if the Mayans did think that the arrival of the Spanish represented the dawning of a new era for them, they can't have been using their long-count calendar properly because according to that it wasn't supposed to happen till 2012! Since we were first told that the Mayan calendar is due to ‘end’ in 2012, there has been a whole lot of back-tracking. We are now informed that this date merely represents a moment when the Mayans expected consciousness to change across the globe. It has now been characterised as a time when we may come to see life on earth very differently. One thing we can be sure of is that the Mayans thought in terms of eras and epochs, just as conventional historians might separate history into prehistoric, medieval and modern periods. Western astrologers also have this concept. See our chapter on the Age of Aquarius later in this book. The Mayans had a different way of counting and a different definition of what constitutes an ‘era’, but they were definitely aware that at different times, different values and beliefs would prevail. It’s pretty clear that the date December 21, 2012 marks a point on the Mayan calendar when they expected one of these rare ‘changeovers’. 28 There is no evidence to suggest that they anticipated the date itself to be important in anything other than symbolic terms. Had the priests and leaders of this ancient culture still been in the business of constructing totems, towers or pyramids, they might well have chosen to begin work on one, on this auspicious occasion. 29 Will the world economic system collapse in 2012? No, but astrologers feel that Pluto's ongoing right-angle to Uranus suggests it will soon adapt and evolve at a rate much faster than many people feel comfortable with. A time of such change has long been predicted and follows naturally from the upheavals that began in 2008 with the ‘credit crunch’. It was then that the banks and financiers began to lose some of the air of unimpeachable authority that they had 30 previously exuded. There are now fears that within 2012 we will see the collapse of more banks, institutions, currencies and even nations. Those fears are, of course, self-perpetuating. The more people who expect things to go wrong, the greater the chance that they will. Recession, in essence, is no more complicated than influenza. It is just as contagious – and it might be best thought of as an illness that gets into people. Once we start believing in it, we see the symptoms everywhere and they simply serve to make us feel worse. Most people get better from influenza. They get better from recession too but it can take a lot longer and the strange thing is that they all seem to get better at roughly the same time. Only on closer investigation do we find that there are pockets of improvement, areas of business or even just geographical areas where the problems don't hit as hard or last as long, if they even take hold at all. In times gone by, people would travel in search of work. For some, during a recession it may be an option. But even if our geographical circumstances are too fixed to change, we can all travel to a different place in our mind. Especially now we are all so connected by way of websites and social networks, we can pick and choose the company we keep and associate more with those who take an optimistic view of the world's situation. The odd truth is that simply by making this inner-journey, we can immediately start to feel a bit more hopeful - and recession is all about lack of hope. 31 Recession may be best thought of as a psychological ailment that affects millions of people at the same time. Because we are surrounded by fellow ‘sufferers’, we tend to feel that it is not something we can cure ourselves of. We talk dismally about the ‘current climate’ and we let this inform the decisions we make. Thus we make pessimistic decisions and assume that we will have no money to spend. In the very act of doing this, we take away even more opportunities from the collective table. Naturally enough, for all of us, this increases the expectation of bleak times ahead. Effectively, rather like money itself, recession is a form of mass delusion. We don't question this so much during the so-called good times. But we are, perhaps, vaguely aware that money is silly. If you've got some pieces of paper in your pocket, you can consider yourself well off. If you haven't, you must be poor. Access to these precious pieces of paper is highly restricted. There are only certain routes by which you can get them. Why can't we all just have as many pieces of paper as we need? "Oh goodness no..." we are told by those who claim to know such things, "...the world just doesn't work like that!" But during the so-called good times there are always at least some optimists who insist that if you want to go out and earn an endless amount of those pieces of paper, you can always find a way. The people who preach and teach ‘abundance consciousness’ are very 32 insistent about that. The whole notion becomes easier to envisage when you stop thinking about pieces of paper and start thinking about plastic. Where is most of your money? The likelihood is, you don't keep it at home. There is none under your mattress. It is in a bank account somewhere. What form does it take in that bank account? Is there a little drawer somewhere in a central bank, surrounded by guards and dogs, carefully labelled with your name and filled with all the notes that belong to you? No! There are just some numbers on a file, in a computer. You are paid in those numbers, you go shopping with those numbers and you sit around worrying desperately when it seems that those numbers just don't add up. So why should those numbers mean anything at all? Why can't we all just trade in some other numbers instead? Why can't you just pick a number out of thin air and say: "This is my number"? Because not enough of us are willing to believe that such a thing is possible. We believe only in the numbers that the banks and credit card companies keep track of. How real are they? Not very, in one way. They are real simply because we all agree to believe that they are real. What else is money then other than the ultimate manifestation of a shared belief system? We may not all agree about our religion. We may have different names for God or we may choose to declare that we have no faith in the Creator whatsoever. Those beliefs represent 33 our personal prerogatives. But financial beliefs are seemingly nonnegotiable. They are universal. They are far and away the beliefs that are taken most seriously by the most people on this Earth. You can say, "I no longer believe in this." And you can refuse, to the best of your ability, to deal with money in your day-to-day life. But the other believers won't let you get off that lightly. They will evaluate you in terms of those numbers whether you want them to or not. We might well ask, though, what would happen if one day millions of people just woke up in the morning and said, "Why do we believe in this? It is not like it does us any great favours." The answer is, in theory, that if enough people stop believing in money, money would no longer have such a powerful hold over the world. It is an illusion, a belief, a thing with no true substance that exists only because so many people choose to see it as real. What's interesting about a recession is that it highlights that very truth in reverse. Suddenly people stop believing quite so much. Sadly, they don't just stop believing in money and start celebrating. They just come to believe that there isn't very much money, that soon there may be even less, and that life, therefore, is hardly worth living any more. Ultimately it is an illusion within the illusion. But it doesn't seem that way when you are trying to put food on your table. 34 There are some who say that the whole illusion of money, both good and bad, inflationary and recessionary, needs to be shattered. They believe we would be better off without it. These people get very excited during a recession. They anticipate a time of great change and come-uppance. They think the rich will be made poor (and that will serve them right) while the poor will be freed from lives of quasislavery, struggling and striving to earn their small share of an unfair and artificial cake. A few people might lose their pensions, they figure, and more might lose their jobs. But surely, that's a small price to pay for changing the world into a fairer and better place. There are others who are terrified of the damage that a recession may do. If people stop spending, manufacturers will have to stop manufacturing. Companies will have to stop trading. Governments will have less profit to tax and thus less money to pay for the roads, schools and hospitals on which we all rely. Worse still, they will have less money with which to support the very poorest and most disadvantaged in our communities. Thus the gap between rich and poor will grow even wider, society will become even more unfair and a growing number of disenfranchised individuals will become willing to resort to desperate measures. And if the banks collapse, if the governments cannot afford to pay their bills then the life-savings of millions will also disappear, vastly increasing the number of people 35 who now need to rely on the state for support. That's the very state which may no longer be in a position to help them. If this happens, so the argument goes, before we know it, civilisation will collapse, we will all have to go back to living in caves and hunting for dinosaurs. This is likely to prove particular tricky because there aren't any dinosaurs any more. These observers may not want a recession to happen but their fear of what could occur, should it take place, is a part of the reason why every so often recessions do take place. Let us go back to the point we have already made several times. Money is a fantasy that we all subscribe to. Good times occur when we collectively imagine ourselves to be prosperous. A time of wealth is still a dream but it is the kind of dream that most people enjoy dreaming. Recession is really also nothing other than a dream that we are much more inclined to see as a nightmare. So where is the cure for this collective malaise? It lies somewhere within the possibility of an awakening. We have to stop asking the question, "How do we get out of the bad dream and back into the good dream?" Instead we have to ask, "Is there some way that we could spend less of our time asleep?" That's one reason why 36 previous economic downturns and slowdowns have been described as a wake-up call. The question we began attempting to answer many paragraphs ago was: will the world's economic system collapse in 2012? The answer is no, it won't. But it may come closer towards a collapse than we have ever seen it come before. It may be that this provides the wake-up call to end all wake-up calls. It may also be that so many people decide they have had enough of the dream, that they actually do, finally, wake up and start looking, seriously, at other ways to reward merit and endeavour. Think, for example, how large corporations supposedly exist to serve their shareholders. Everything is fine as long as they make a profit. Everything is terrible if they don't. Does it matter whether what they make is good for the world and the people in it? Does it matter how green they are or how well they pay their workers? Or how happy their employees are? Or what difference they may make to their customers’ quality of life? Not so much as you'd notice. Only one arbiter determines success or failure. Isn't that woefully primitive? Isn't it a deeply divisive, desperately unimaginative, outdated mechanism of measurement? Might not the world, as it settles into the 21st Century, be ready for a more sophisticated system of evaluation and exchange? Think, for example of how, once, people were happy to divide the world into 37 ‘good’ and ‘evil’. There were few grey areas. We had either heroes or villains, angels or demons. Some people still like to think along these lines. It comforts them and shelters them from the wind of confusion. Yet most of us know now that any attempt to divide the world into good and evil is, automatically, evil! Even if you have every reason to count yourself amongst the good, the moment you start pointing at someone else and declaring them to be ‘evil’, you are no longer being quite so good. In fact, by making such a harsh judgement, you are effectively aligning yourself with what can only be described as an evil force! The concept of evil simply doesn't allow for nuance, or for the influence of an exceptional circumstance, for mitigation, explanation, understanding or forgiveness. It is to be hoped that as we settle into the 21st century, we are all growing out of that age-old paradigm: ‘our side good; your side bad’. Ever so slowly, it is getting harder for us to wage wars with each other on that basis. But the people with the most to lose from this long-awaited evolution of consciousness are the arms manufacturers. Have you any idea how much money is made through the sale of weapons? There are influential people all over the world with a strong vested interest in the continuation of conflict. Whenever nations mistrust other nations, how they must rub their hands together with 38 glee. People with these vested interests can't see past the need to make and sell more guns, tanks and rockets. The more they sell, the more money they make – and who in this world can argue with that? Certainly not the governments. They are funded in some large part by the very firms who make the most money out of bloodshed. So what might we, the human race as a whole, the collective consciousness of the entire planet, be secretly wishing for? Might we not all be inwardly yearning for a time when such groups lose their iron grip on the people in power? How could this ever come about? There are some who say that a recession could be the only force 39 significant enough to shift all of us, even such entrenched individuals. But we must be careful with this line of thought. It is a sad but true historical fact that when a nation is in a recession or a depression the quickest and most effective way to get out of that trouble, is to go to war. Suddenly all arguments against the spending of resources are counteracted by the greater weight of the perceived need to put up a spirited defence. Pension companies know this – as do the people who work in the top corridors of all the great financial institutions. When they take our pensions, our savings and the money that we have paid into our various life-assurance schemes they put them into ‘safe places’ where they can be sure of a return, even in troubled times. And who are the corporations most likely to provide such a return? Almost invariably they are the ones who deal in methods of death and destruction. So the question is not, will the system collapse? We've already been clear, but I'll say it again: No, it won't. A much more interesting question though is: as it comes perilously close to collapse and we all start getting frightened - what desire for change will this awaken in the hearts and minds of millions? Will we all just be desperate for a return to employment and apparent prosperity, even if it comes at the expense of spiritual progress? Or will people start to forge alternative ways of interacting 40 materially with one another? Will the masses rise up in protest against the narrow-thinking politicians whose woeful lack of imagination has led them into this trouble in the first place? Will things get so bad that people start thinking of radical options and embracing progressive ideas? Here again, the answer is probably not. The true driver of positive change is, was and always will be inspiration not terror. The progress that may yet come will be driven by a memory of how bad things got, but they really don't need to get much worse than they already are in order for that to start happening. So here now is the most important question of all regarding money and the world in 2012. If the whole thing is a collective fantasy involving billions of people worldwide, what difference can you as an individual make to any of it? The answer is as joyous as it is surprising. If you are willing to overcome your own fear and to forget about your own desire for supposed security and economic assurance, you can start running in the opposite direction to all who are heading, lemming-like, towards the cliff of despair. Simply by refusing to be afraid you can challenge the expectation. The minute you start to do this, you will notice you are not alone. How many people does it take to run in the opposite direction before the whole crowd turn round and start following the new leaders? Far fewer than you might imagine. 41 You can, if you choose, play a very big part in helping the world move away from the brink of economic collapse. But you have to make that choice. You have to commit to it. You have to start actively seeking out the company of others who are trying to make a similar choice. You have to stop listening to fear, even when you are faced with palpable, tangible examples of how much power fear seems to be exerting over the world. Even when surrounded by people who are (or seem to be in danger of) losing their jobs, their savings, even their faith in life, you have to hang on to your own view of the bright side and keep your own candle of hope burning brightly. That's actually all it takes to beat a recession, but I'm not trying to kid you that it's easy! It isn't easy. But it can be done. The clear astrological implication is that such a turnaround is possible. You just need to choose to be a part of it. 42 Will we make contact with aliens? Astrologically we are going through a phase during which almost anything is possible. Towards the end of 2011, scientists nervously declared that they had (they thought) discovered a sub-atomic particle that could travel faster than light. According to all conventional wisdom this is simply impossible. Some people are excitedly hoping for the experiment to be repeated and ‘proven’. Others are keen for 43 new evidence to emerge, confirming that some great mistake has been made. I can confidently predict that no definitive answer, either way, will be reached during 2012. I'm also prepared to prophesy that, eventually, this record-breaking, mind-blowing, paradigm-shifting neutrino will be found. And with that, the laws of physics as we know them will all have to be rewritten. The very same cosmic climate that now brings the world so much upheaval and uncertainty is causing people in almost every walk of life to rethink their ideas. We now know that there is water on the Moon and on Mars, while Venus has an ozone layer. Twenty years ago all of these ideas would have been considered unthinkable. Still, though, there is a great social stigma attached to ‘belief in aliens’. If you say you have seen a UFO, you are likely to be dismissed as, at best, an eccentric with wild ideas or, at worst, a person in need of psychiatric help. So I had best be careful what I say. There are, though, some people who feel very strongly that aliens are already walking amongst us. And, yes, they have taken on human form. The way they see it, we all come into this world from another world, so far away that we can hardly remember where it is or what it is like. We do not belong here; we are only visitors and one day we will return just as suddenly and mysteriously as we arrived. What are you and I 44 but aliens? Yet we are so caught up in the idea that we ‘belong’ to this world, that we find it hard to think in such terms. We don't just speak about our ancestors as if they were extensions of ourselves, we speak similarly about the people who used to live in the same land that we do. We identify so strongly with the culture into which we were born that we can hardly see where it ends and we begin. We identify with the struggles and battles that were fought by previous generations. We don't say, 'They used to think that' or 'They used to do that'. We say, 'We used think it - or do it'. But even if you belong to no other world than this one, how could you be sure that your last visit to this Earth, or your next one, will take place in the same land, the same culture, the same family? The human race still has a long way to go before it properly sees itself as one race. Once it has passed this first basic test in intelligent understanding, it may yet get itself into a position where sentient beings from elsewhere in the galaxy consider us worth talking to! 45 Will there be earthquakes, tornadoes, tsunamis and droughts? Sadly, yes there will. There may even be more of these than usual. In astrological terms, the ongoing right-angle between Pluto and Uranus is a classic suggestion of increased seismic activity and it also heralds sudden, dramatic weather changes. But we must see this in perspective. There are natural disasters even when the cosmos is comparatively quiet. We tend to see more under circumstances like the current ones, but this does not mean that we should be expecting problems at every turn. The vast majority of people will, in 2012 and 2013, go about their business, leading normal lives without once 46 encountering anything more radical than some slightly unusual or unseasonal weather. But our world is growing ever more connected. Where once, we hardly knew about physical challenges faced by people in distant lands, we now see their trials and tribulations reported in great detail on the news and on the web. We don't just read about disasters, we don't just see photos. We see live broadcasts. We feel far more involved – and, at one level, that's a wonderful thing. It suggests that we are becoming more sympathetic to one another. It also means that we are more inclined to see other people’s problems as our own. We may, for example think there is more war these days than there used to be. There isn't. But we are more aware of what war there is. We care more. We identify more. We are far less inclined to put up a psychological barrier and say: "Oh, that's just something that's happening to those strangers over in that distant place." Naturally enough, this means that we can't help but think: "If it is happening over there, perhaps it is going to happen over here too." Another way to look at this is to think of what happens when you are in a very dark room. It may be a terrible mess but you can't see it so it doesn't bother you much. As the light begins to come 47 through the curtains or even as the curtains are drawn back, the first thing you notice is how much cleaning up needs to happen. Ignorance represented a kind of bliss. Knowledge now represents a duty to do something constructive. As we become more aware of conflicts abroad, we suspect that the world must be getting worse. But it is potentially getting a lot better. It is the same, to some extent, with corruption, with suffering, with deprivation and with disaster. Apart, that is, from one thing. Where we can now see manmade problems taking effect, we can choose to become part of the solution. We can join campaigns and lend our energies to efforts to ‘clean up’ the world. We don't feel quite so empowered when we become aware of natural disasters taking place. We become more afraid. We recognise that nature is a powerful and unpredictable force. None of this though means that nature is any more powerful or unpredictable than it ever was. There probably are going to be more natural disasters around the world over the next two years than there have been in the last few 48 years. But we will hopefully become more adept, if not at anticipating and avoiding the impact of these, at least at organising ourselves into task forces who can go out and help. All this is for the good. But it does mean that more of us will be prone to worry and to care. It is right that we should be more caring. It is not right that we should therefore expect more trouble in our own backyard. 49 Will the Antichrist appear? People who do bad things practically never see themselves as bad people. The more we judge them as ‘bad’, the more at risk we ourselves become of displaying ‘bad qualities’. That is the problem with overly simplistic notions like ‘good and bad’. None of us are entirely good. None of us are entirely bad. Some people though, might consider this a controversial statement. What about Hitler? What about a mass murderer? What about someone who gives way to some dreadful impulse and causes untold harm? Perhaps I should revise this statement. Perhaps I should say, 50 none of us are entirely bad but some of us do such bad things it then becomes almost impossible to see the good that remains within them. Then, though, we must explore the idea that none of us are entirely good. Are some of us really so good that it becomes difficult to see what could possibly be bad about us? Here we have to be careful. Most, though not all, of the people we might characterise as bad tend to see themselves as good. They have reasons and justifications for their actions and they believe wholeheartedly in these. We can even argue that what makes a person ‘bad’ is at least partially their own inability to see that they are doing something bad. So what about somebody who sees themselves as good? If they simply can't see what's bad about themselves, isn't that bad too? Let's leave that question gloriously unanswered for the moment and turn our attention to some of the people that we tend to see as unequivocally, inarguably good. Say, for example, Mother Teresa. Or perhaps, more to the point, Jesus. Millions of people, all over the world, believe that Christ is the ultimate manifestation of all that is good. They believe that nothing he ever did or said was bad. They are entitled to that belief, of course. They may well be right. But in refusing to accept that anyone could 51 have no bad in them, they are taking a very big leap of faith. Implied in this faith, amongst other things, is the idea that if someone else doesn't believe in the same thing that they believe in, that person is either bad or is subscribing to an idea that must be considered bad and therefore they must be well on the way to badness. The word ‘antichrist’ means precisely what it says. Someone who opposes the teachings of Christ. Unless, that is, an antichrist is worse than that. Someone who declares their own commitment to Christ but then uses that faith to justify actions and attitudes that embody the very opposite of whatever Jesus stood for. This is all very tricky territory. I can feel myself getting bogged down in it with each sentence that I write. I sincerely hope that I haven't lost, upset or offended you so far. Stick with me, please. Over the last 2,000 years, many terrible things have been done in the name of Christ and Christianity. Dreadful wars have been waged. Horrible punishments have been inflicted. From our more enlightened perspective in this modern day and age, we can look back on many historical figures and accuse them of having been anti Christ. Yet some of these people saw themselves as being completely and utterly pro-Christ. 52 So, what is an antichrist? Whatever definition you choose to settle on, it is certainly nothing new. The world has seen many influential leaders on to whom it is perfectly possible to fix that label. From an astrological point of view, there is absolutely no reason to expect the imminent emergence of another such figure. Depending on how you care to look at it, the world is already full of folk who fit that bill or it is no more full of it than it ever has been. Or the whole idea is just a nonsense. From a ‘consciousness’ point of view, we are living in times of awakening awareness. More and more people are beginning to suspect that if any idea or principle is ‘anti-Christ’ it is the notion that ‘antichrist’ can exist. This takes us right back to the whole debate about good versus bad. If it cannot be good to refuse to see the good in anyone, no matter how ‘bad’ they may be, then it must be bad to think that anyone is completely and totally good in every possible respect. Too often we look at the world as if we are looking at a movie. We experience an almost primeval urge to identify heroes and villains. We want the distinction between those characters to be black and white, crystal clear, beyond all discussion and debate. Otherwise, how do we know who to cheer for and who to hiss at? Each of us, individually, must wrestle with our own conscience. We must ask ourselves, ‘Is it ever really fair to be so dogmatic and judgmental?" 53 Shades of grey are never as pleasing to look at, especially when they are shades of grey within ourselves. But we can argue that we show a much greater level of maturity when we are willing to acknowledge their existence. More and more people are starting to see those shades of grey and, as they do, the potential power of both a Christ-like figure and a so-called ‘antichrist’ diminishes dramatically. 54 Will the Earth collide with a giant comet or meteor? No. Small meteors collide with us all the time. Planet Earth is, after all, a spaceship. We are all passengers looking out through the window that we call the sky. Our ship travels through parts of space 55 that are heavily populated with celestial debris. At various points in the year, particularly August and November, we make contact with hundreds or thousands of those small chunks of rock. They burn up in our atmosphere. We call them shooting stars. Every so often stray celestial objects come relatively near to us. Some of them don't completely disintegrate. Meteors land quite regularly. Very rarely do they ever hit anyone or cause any substantial damage. Such events will continue throughout 2012 and long beyond. There remains a small chance that one of these days a much bigger object may appear in our sky and that we may have reason to worry about a possible collision. But if that were ever to be the case, we would know about it. It would be detected in plenty of time and governments would work together to deploy the very technology with which they usually wage war to reduce the size of such an intruder. Science and astrology don't always agree but on this subject there is unanimity. Nothing like that is coming our way, now or in the foreseeable future. Whatever else we may choose to lie awake at night worrying about, we really don't need to let it be this thought. 56 What and when is The Age of Aquarius? The Age Of Aquarius is a song from the musical Hair. It was inspired by a phenomenon well-known to astrologers and astronomers alike. We call it the 'precession of the equinoxes'. I'm going to precis this quickly and roughly or I will end up writing another entire book. One good reason why I shouldn't do that is that my friend Terry MacKinnell has just written one, The Dawning. It is published by Xlibris, it is available on Amazon and it is 400 pages long. If you want to know what I think about this subject, I think pretty much what he thinks! And, as he explains himself very well, I can't see much point in reinventing the wheel. The idea comes from the fact that the stars in our sky move very slowly over a long period of time. They also, of course, appear to move very quickly each and every night. As dusk deepens we see one constellation on the horizon and during the course of the evening we watch as it rises and then eventually sets over in the west. But the reason for this is not the fact that the stars are moving. It happens because we are moving. And what we see, when we look at the sky reflects the spinning of the great, big round rock below our feet. 57 Other than the fact that they go up and come down every night, those stars don't change their position. Or rather, they do, but they do it so slowly that we can't see it happening. Happily, there have been people on the Earth, watching the heavens for thousands of years. Some of them have left notes and detailed measurements. Others have been extremely clever and perceptive. They have worked out that the Earth has a little wobble in the way that it spins. When I was a kid, I used to have a spinning top. I don't know if they make such toys any more. If they do I'm going to get some for my grandchildren to play with. You pump the little handle at the top a few times and it starts whizzing round wildly. Then gradually it runs out of energy. Just before it comes to a halt, it slows down and begins to turn with a distinct wobble. That's pretty much what the Earth is doing, although it doesn't spin anywhere near so fast or we'd all be dreadfully dizzy. This is not happening because we are slowing down (so there's no need to worry). But our wobble, in principle, is a bit like that wobble. As the top spins, the handle on the top stands still. As you watch it during the phase when the top is slowing down and wobbling, you can see the handle beginning to describe a kind of circle. If you stuck a giant pencil on the top of the handle and fixed it so that the point on the pencil touched the ceiling of your room, it would draw a little series of circles that would all join together to make one big circle. 58 If the Earth is a spinning-top, then the North Pole is like the handle. It points up at the sky and lines up with a star that currently, we call the North Star. As our North Pole describes that same sort of circle, over thousands of years this causes our pole to align with a different star. The pole star that we see today and that sailors navigate by is called Polaris. It is not the same star as the one that they looked at a few thousand years ago when they were trying to establish where North might be. It isn't just the North Star that changes over time. Approximately every 2,150 years the Sun's position, at the time of the equinox, will have moved into a new zodiac constellation. Thus over 25,800 years (give or take) the equinox moves through each of the 12 constellations. The precession takes place in reverse order. It leads us backwards through the zodiac. That's why astrologers now talk of us leaving the age of Pisces and not, as you might expect, entering the Age of Aries but instead, entering the Age of Aquarius. The Age of Aries is believed to have happened between about 2,000BC and 0AD, but these dates are very rough – and my friend Terry has his own take on this topic. By the way, this precession of the equinoxes is also the technical reason why the zodiac constellations don't line up with the zodiac signs that we use in modern astrology. It is this apparent anomaly that causes astronomers to scoff at astrology. "What silly 59 billies those astrologers are," say the astronomers smugly, "they say the Moon is in Leo tonight, but if you look at the sky you can clearly see that the Moon is showing up against the constellation of Cancer! They must be as blind as bats as well as stupid and superstitious." 60 Actually we know full well what constellation the Moon is in, but we don't use constellations to measure the sky. We very deliberately take 12 equal divisions of the 'ecliptic' (the sun's apparent path around the Earth) and (even though we also know that the Sun doesn't go round the Earth) we define our zodiac according to those measurements. We do this because we know about the precession of the equinoxes and we feel that it is more important to take these into account than to stick with the strictly visual information in the night sky. We astrologers have known about this for thousands of years. The ancient Greeks (and, in particular, a rather clever fellow called Hipparchus) studied precession, as did the Babylonians before them. So the next time you hear somebody dissing astrology for this reason, please feel free to show them what you have just read, or direct them to Terry's book, or just do what I do... roll your eyes, draw a deep breath and pray to the God of patience. Anyway, where were we? Ah yes, the Age of Aquarius. You really must want to know about this if you have managed to wade through the last few paragraphs. I commend you on your curiosity and commitment. The excitement, expressed in that musical, centres on the idea that right now we are in a process of transition between one age and another. It hangs on the belief that we are entering a new age and that perhaps it will be a golden age. That's a very appealing 61 proposition. It makes us feel special because it allows us to feel that we have been born at an important time of great change. The new age is dawning and we are here to greet it. Won't our grandchildren admire us for that? And back in the Sixties, there were lots of other reasons to believe that a new age might be dawning. All those hippies. All those festivals. All those Beatles' albums. Even, indeed, all those stage-plays where people got naked and sang joyfully. So when precisely should we expect this new age to dawn? Surely if it started 40 years ago, it must be well under way by now? Well, here I must welcome you to the world of astrological debate and discussion. It is simply not so clear-cut. First of all, we are talking about a dawning. Think of what happens when you watch a sunrise. That's a very slow process. It gets light before the Sun has risen in the sky. It takes a fair while before you see the first golden rays come up above the horizon. It takes even longer before the whole Sun is up in the sky. And if you happen to be in a forest, it can take even longer. You may not see the Sun until it has come up above the height of the trees. That's just one morning. One sunrise. One dawning. Here we are talking about a dawning that takes 2,150 years. Let's do a quick calculation. Suppose a daily dawn covers a couple of hours. That's one twelfth of a 24-hour cycle. One twelfth of a 2,150-year cycle is 62 going to take more like 180 years – assuming you are not in a forest. So with all that in mind, can we now return to the question: "How far into the dawning of the Age of Aquarius are we now?" Er… not quite. Remember I told you that astrologers, in their daily work, don't use constellations because we prefer to refer to equal divisions of the ecliptic, measured from the equinox? Well, there's another jolly good reason why we like to use those equal divisions. The constellations are not equally spaced. Nor are they even of equal size. Those little ‘join the dots’ pictures in the sky are all well and good but you can spend forever arguing about where they each begin and end and precisely how many dots need to be joined into each of the symbols. Even if you can reach agreement on this matter, you've still got the problem of what to do with the gap between each constellation. If, for example, there's a gap between the end of the Scales and the beginning of the Scorpion, whose gap is it? Does it belong to Libra or Scorpio? Or is it, as some people suggest (and others refute insistently) a kind of grey area or no-man’s land? Remember, we're not talking here about the zodiac signs that you and I look at each day when we want to see our forecast. We are looking at the 63 constellations, which have the same names as our zodiac signs but are in different positions. Most modern astrologers only ever even think about these when they are considering the question of the astrological ages. As soon as they do, the same old debates begin. "Is that bit of sky up there a part of Pisces or a part of Aquarius?" The moment you ask a question like that, you get all the experts murmuring. They become like rabbis, earnestly discussing a part of the Old Testament and trying to work out what God really meant - or like philosophers, determined to establish how many angels can dance on the head of a pin - or even like judges on the X Factor, wondering who to put through to next week's competition. Nobody can give you a definitive answer. They can just tell you their opinion. So we might as well put it out to the public and invite them to vote. Many different dates have been suggested for the start of the Age of Aquarius. Some say we should take the beginning of the Industrial Revolution. Others think it more appropriate to start with the moment when we first put a man on the Moon. Yet more people feel that we won't be living in a new age until we start putting women on the Moon, and stop leaving it all up to the men. There are those 64 who believe that the new age only really began when Tim Berners Lee invented the internet. My own personal opinion (and I know I shouldn't really add to the confusion by throwing it in here but, hey, this is my article and I am writing it) is that we can marry it all up to the moment in 1781 when William Herschel discovered a new planet called Uranus and just a few months later the very first hot air balloons were invented, giving us all the potential power of flight. Actually, when I say that this is my opinion, it is what my opinion used to be until I read Terry MacKinell's book. Terry reckons that if we are going to use any technological breakthrough as our marker point, we have to take into account the invention of the printing press. That takes us back to the middle of the 15th century. When he first mentioned this to me, I felt a bit cross. I wanted to say, "Don't be so silly." But I didn't. He's a big chap and he's an Australian too. It is never a good idea to argue with an Aussie. Anyway, I'm glad I didn't because the more I think about it, the more sense I see it in it. From a practical point of view, it works. There's your first glimmer of light. There's information finally able to make its way to the masses. The people who got access to those very first books must have felt 65 just as liberated and amazed in their time as we feel when we type a question into Google and get back a half-decent answer. You can, if you want to get poetic about it, see the whole of the internet as a kind of echo of that printing press discovery. The same note on a musical scale, now being played louder at a higher octave. Or, if you really want to start wearing puffy sleeves and giving your hair a poet's perm, you could see the printing press as the first glimmer of light after a long spell of darkness and the internet as that same light, now much intensified, rising high in the sky and touching everyone with heat and radiance. And when you stop to think about the symbolism of Aquarius, it all figures. What does the water-bearer keep in his (or her) urn? It is not plain old H2O. It is liquid, drawn from the fountain of knowledge. Is this what the prophets meant when they told us to look forward to an age of enlightenment? Apparently so. That's a little disappointing for those who were hoping to see a time when swords turned into plough-shares and lions laid down with lambs. We are still a long distance from world peace and nor have we found a way to share universal love. But then, I don't suppose that the reality would have made the old song so exciting, "When the moon is in the seventh house and Jupiter aligns with Mars, then this will be an email planet and we'll all have Facebook in our cars." 66 It is beginning to look very much as if we are already in the Age of Aquarius and it is way past the dawning now. We may not be any smarter than our ancestors were but we are undoubtedly better informed. We are also a lot better connected. The great hope for humanity is, perhaps, that as we evolve further we will reach a point where we are truly driven by reason and understanding and that this becomes the force that helps us all to end war and suffering. As we discover more about who we really are and how we are relating to each other, we may recognise the need to treat our planet with more respect and become more appreciative too of our fellow human beings. Maybe what catapults the whole of the human race into an era of higher consciousness will be increased intelligence rather than a deeper sense of love. Terry MacKinnell 67 What about the transit of Venus? The most exciting thing about 2012 is the rare transit of Venus that will take place on June 6. This, to all intents and purposes, is a kind of eclipse but normally, when we use the word eclipse we think of the Sun, the Moon and perhaps the shadow of the Earth. 68 The Moon has nothing to do with this big event. The stars of this celestial show are due to be Venus and the Sun. Venus, of course, is the planet of love. Venus is named after the Roman Goddess of Love, the same Goddess of Love who was envisaged by the Greeks as Aphrodite. Venus wasn't just any old goddess, she was the ultimate. The most beautiful, captivating, seductive manifestation of femininity; the most wonderful female fantasy figure, all flowing locks and glorious figure, shapely and comely, soft, sensuous and girly. One brief look into her eyes could steal the heart of any man… or woman. Long before the world had heard of Marilyn Monroe, she was the supreme centrefold, the perfect pin-up, the dream woman. And she was, of course, made entirely of dreams. These were the days before movies, photographs, even oil paintings. Nobody could say exactly what she looked like because everybody saw her differently. Artists and sculptors spent centuries attempting to capture her essence and create her image. But none would ever dare to claim that they had shown the world her true form for she was (and is) a goddess. Deities may briefly take the shape of a mortal but they live forever in our imaginations. They do not age, they are not flawed and they encapsulate our own deepest hopes and wishes. 69 What does Venus look like? If you want to see her, you must look into your soul. She is a part of you. She belongs to you. She is your own idea of the ideal woman. Whenever men fall hopelessly in love, it is at the moment they gaze upon their partner or potential partner and find themselves no longer able to recognise her for who she is. Somehow, she has transformed herself before their very eyes into their own living, breathing version of that eternal legend. Whenever relationships crumble it is at least partly because Venus is no longer so easily visible within the beloved. Thus Venus is a spirit, a whim, a fancy, a fantasy. No woman has ever managed to completely embody this endless desirability. But all have secretly aspired to do this; many have consciously tried and some have come surprisingly close. What else can Venus do other than captivate and mesmerise? She can reward and inspire. This is why she has also become associated with the gift of creativity. She is the artist's vision, the writer's idea, the composer's melody, the poet's elusive muse. She does not simply represent physical attraction and earthly love, she symbolises the joy and magic of spontaneous invention. Whenever you are making something, creating something, conjuring a notion from the ether of the unknown and bringing it into physical 70 being, you are effectively embracing (and being embraced by) Venus herself. All of us can say that at some magical moment of our lives, we have known her. None of us can claim that we own her. Venus comes and goes from our lives. She visits but she does not take up residence. She takes us for a journey but we can never take her for granted. In this respect, she is a little like luck. We all know what it is to be lucky, but none of us know how to keep hold of fortune and make it do our bidding. There are though, some who say that Venus and the love she awakens in our hearts, counts for far more than luck. Luck turns up in our lives, works a little magic and leaves. Venus turns up in our lives, inspires us to work a little magic of our own and then leaves us with a tantalising memory. For the rest of our lives we can look at the picture we have painted, hum the song that has come into our heart or pursue the idea that she has blessed us with. We may wonder how we did it and feel bemused by the depth of inner talent that we once tapped into. We may then understand why it is said that Venus can gratify yet she can never satisfy. 71 But those legacies of a Venusian visit can still last a lifetime. They may inspire a symphony that millions will willingly pay to hear – or even a business plan that proves profitable year after year. The world may contain starving artists but none of these can truly be considered poor, for they are all aware of the incredible wealth that Venus has blessed them with. All this goes some way to explain the traditional connection between Venus, the planet of love, and opulence, luxury, comfort and sensuality. Nothing is more Venusian than an expensive, exquisite item. If it is the finest, if it is the best, if it is priceless beyond measure and precious beyond belief it, whatever it is, belongs to Venus. It isn't hard to see why Venus the goddess has given her name to Venus the planet. For much of the year you can see Venus in the sky, shortly after the sun has gone down. This is the planet so bright that it shines. When, in 1806, the sisters Ann and Jane Taylor published their song Twinkle Twinkle Little Star, it was the planet Venus that they were referring to. But Venus is not always an evening star, sometimes she is visible early in the morning, just before the Sun rises. It is very important to understand this if you want to know why this rare transit of Venus is so meaningful. The orbit of this planet keeps it, on average, 108 million kilometres away from the centre of our solar system. But the Earth is at an average distance of 150 72 million kilometres. So we are always further away from the Sun than Venus. No matter where we are in our orbit or Venus is in her orbit, it always looks to us as if Venus is near the Sun in the sky. What happens to an object that is close to the Sun from our perspective? It becomes invisible! When the Sun is up, it shines with a light so bright that all else is obscured. The sky turns blue and, against the backdrop of the blue sky, not a single planet or star can be seen. We see Venus only if she happens to be up just a little bit before the Sun or if she happens to stay up a little bit after it. She may still be up, long after she has vanished from our view, but the daylight stops us from seeing her. During a transit of Venus, that changes. A transit, like an eclipse, requires two celestial bodies to be not just near each other, but slap bang on top of each other. (Well, I'm talking about how they look when we see them from here, not actually how they are in the sky, but you take my point.) Once a century or so, we can actually see Venus travelling right across the face of the Sun. She looks no bigger than a tiny black dot – a strange, sleepy spider or a bewildered beetle crawling gradually along the face of the great fireball. She can only be seen for a few short hours. You can't even look at this without wearing special eclipse glasses or making one of those funny cardboard cameras that they tell you how to make in activity books 73 for boys. But it is an amazing thing to witness – and scientists get terribly excited about it. It allows them to make all sorts of measurements. And, because it happens less than once a century, some never live to see it at all, while others consider themselves lucky to be experiencing a once-in-a-lifetime phenomenon. Even when it happens, it cannot be seen from everywhere on Earth. You may have to travel a long way to catch it. That's why, in 1769, Captain James Cook found himself visiting Tahiti and making a series of careful observations as he watched the transit of Venus on June 3. Later on that very same journey, he discovered Australia. The textbooks don't make much of this. They just give you the information in a very matter of fact way. They say, "First he watched the transit of Venus, and then he discovered a brand new continent." We astrologers are inclined to read a much deeper level of symbolic cause and effect into the whole expedition. To see a transit of Venus is to be deeply and powerfully blessed. Even to live in the world while a transit of Venus is taking place is to be touched by the hand of the divine. Here, albeit briefly, is an object of the night, revealing itself during the day. Here is the hidden, suddenly becoming visible. Here is the stuff of our dreams presenting 74 itself to us in our waking world. Transits of Venus take place in pairs, eight years apart. You get a gap of 121.5 years between one pair of transits, then another gap of 105.5 years before you see the next pair of transits. The world saw a pair of transits in December 1874 and December 1882. The next transit took place on June 8th 2004. I remember it well. It was a gloriously sunny morning and I watched it through a special piece of welder's glass in central London, by the side of the River Thames. There was hardly a cloud in the sky and I felt truly privileged to be witnessing this rare spectacle. In the time that it took for Venus to slowly crawl across the face of the Sun, I walked over the Millennium Bridge from St Paul's to the Tate Modern and then made my way along the riverside to the London Eye, walking backwards for much of the journey because the Sun was behind me! I can't claim that the transit itself was so powerful that it protected me from falling into the river. I had a friend with me who was watching my step! Venus was still visible as I rode around the big wheel, hardly able to take my eye off it for a moment. I felt as if I was being blessed, as if I was gaining access to the deepest part of my own inspiration and vision. I began to see new possibilities for myself - and for the world. I guess you could say I was seeing new horizons hoving into view. 75 My own life changed significantly in the days that followed. I reached the end of my contract to write forecasts for the UK Daily Mirror and returned to the Daily Mail where my predictions, in Britain, have been appearing ever since. I also found that my own powers of prophecy were enhanced and increased. At the time there was much competition between London and Paris. The two cities were vying to be the hosts of the 2012 Olympics. Bookmakers considered Paris to be the favourite. Half-way round my journey on the London Eye I looked over towards the docklands and felt suddenly totally sure that those 2012 Olympics would be happening there. I said as much in public despite raised eyebrows from several so-called experts who told me I was going to make myself look foolish. I foresaw several other national and international events at roughly the same time. None of these had quite such historic significance but all of them were right. I remember thinking, "Next time this happens, I'm going to take a notebook and pencil and a much longer list of questions to answer." I've got my notebook and pencil ready now. I may well travel to see this next transit of Venus. It will be happening on June 6 and will be visible from Sydney, Melbourne, all of New Zealand and many places across the Pacific Ocean. From North America it can be seen only partially, at sunset. From Britain and Europe, the Sun will rise while the transit is taking place. It won't be visible at all from most of South America or Western Africa. The 76 next transit of Venus won't happen until December 11, 2117 and – even allowing for advances in modern medical science – I don't expect to be around by then. Now, in telling you how it influenced me, I am not trying to give you the idea that the event is only any good for prophets, seers and stargazers. It is a highly auspicious occasion for every single person on the face of Planet Earth. It is a time when ventures can be undertaken and new plans can be made, a time when we can all setoff to explore new horizons within ourselves. Most of the conventional astrology textbooks make little mention of the transit of Venus. But from the research that I have done, it would appear that the second of the transits in each pair is the more powerful by far. Even if you hardly noticed the first transit, even if little in your life changed on or around June 8, 2004, you can expect a moment of real revelation on or around June 6, 2012. 77 Will solar flares destroy our communications systems and shut off all the Earth's electricity? Have you heard of sunspots? These are little dark markings on the face of the Sun that come and go every so often. You can't see them with the naked eye because, of course, you can't look straight at the Sun. Indeed, you can’t do that, even if you’re 78 wearing incredibly expensive sunglasses that have been desgigned by for you personally by Domenico Dolce and Stefano Gabbana. To study sunspots, you need to have special equipment; infra-red cameras, satellite telescopes and sensitive monitoring devices. Or at least, that's what you need these days. In times gone by, sunspots were measured by little wooden boxes with mirrors or pinholes in them. You'd point them at the Sun, then project an image on to a piece of paper or a white wall. Over the centuries, various students of the cosmos have built and used such devices. They traced the sunspots in pencil and watched how they changed over time. Gradually they detected a distinct 11-year cycle in sunspot activity. The numbers of spots rise and fall rather like a slow tide. Once every eleven years they give us a ‘solar minimum’. Five and a half years later, (more or less, give or take, it's not exact), we get a maximum. The last solar minimum was in 2006. The last maximum was in 1999. Somewhat to their shame, most conventional astrologers have been slow to make use of this 11-year cycle in their predictive work. Traditional fortune tellers tend to be more interested in the cycles of the traditional planets. Only a few, at the cutting edge of horoscopy, seem to recognise the potential benefits of getting more 'sunspot savvy'. These are our academic comrades: writers and researchers who rarely see clients and never turn out zodiac forecasts for 79 magazines. Every so often, they turn up at astrology conventions and present clever lectures, accompanied by slides full of numbers, graphs and diagrams. They are forever telling us that if only we all studied the sun more carefully, we might find many useful correlations. They insist that if we paid more attention to those appearing and disappearing sunspots, we’d have a much better understanding of the great cyclic rhythms on Earth, such as the stock markets, the weather patterns and the rate at which pandemics come and go. The rest of us attend their lectures, nod attentively... and then decide to carry on as normal. Thus, these poor old pioneers are almost universally ignored. Their fellow astrologers glaze over when they talk and the grown-up world of science won’t listen to them because what they’re talking about is a link between what’s going on in the sky and what’s happening here on Earth. That’s astrology, not astronomy. And as any astronomer will tell you, with a strange mixture of glee and venom on their face, astrology is not a fit and proper subject for any intelligent person to study. It doesn’t matter how many graphs they’ve got on their PowerPoint presentation or how many numbers they have been quietly crunching... they are pursuing a ‘silly idea’. They are effectively suggesting that you can ‘read meaning’ into the mind of the universe. They might as well be waving a crystal ball for all the 80 chance they’ve got of being taken seriously by a scientist. Astrologers, therefore, tend to leave the sunspots to the astronomers who completely reject the notion that anything in the sky might ever be ‘trying to tell us something.’ It’s a good job they don’t know my friend, Greg Sams, who recently wrote a book called Sun Of God. In this book, he makes an impressive case for thinking of the Sun as a living being. Indeed, not just any old living being like a plant, a tree or a goldfish... but an intelligent, sensitive conscious being, like a human. Well, not perhaps exactly like a human, because humans aren’t always very intelligent or sensitive and nor do they live very long... but more like the traditional idea of a deity with special powers and a distinct tendency to live for millions of years. Greg reckons that the ancient civilisations, who worshipped the Sun as a god, might have had it just about right. I like Greg and I like his thinking, too. Why can’t the Sun have thoughts and feelings? Why can’t it make deliberate choices and take active responsibility for all the planets that revolve around it? Why can’t it be clever enough to know what it is doing and why it is doing it? But then, I’m an astrologer. I believe in a universe where nothing happens by accident. I live and breathe the idea that the cosmos is kind and caring enough to help us all by using the planets to write messages in the sky. I know that makes me seem extra silly in the eyes of most scientists. But I’d 81 like you, please, to hang on to that thought for a while. It could come in useful. Anyway, that’s enough philosophy for now. I’m trying to tell you about what scientists currently do think, not what they don’t think. So I’m going to have to adopt a tone of voice that shows them a little more respect. Scientists, even the ones who believe in God, really don’t think that the Sun is a god. Nor do they think that it knows (or cares) about human life. They think it is simply a ‘thing’. A kind of big fiery machine. A system. A process A giant nuclear reactor that just so happens to be sitting in the sky, emanating warmth, light and enough gravitational pull to keep the planets moving. They are only interested in solar physics and solar chemistry. If you asked them whether, one day, we might be able to predict the price of gold by studying sunspots, they’d raise their eyebrows in despair. But if you asked them whether there’s a connection between sunspots at their maximum and solar flares, they’d smile and agree. They may also add that those flares are linked to a phenomenon they call Coronal Mass Ejection. A Coronal Mass Ejection is called a CME for short. It is not quite the same thing as a solar flare but there’s nothing very elegant about the letters CME. If I use them, I am going to have to pepper the 82 rest of this piece with awkward initials and some of my readers are going to notice how warm the room is, remember how little sleep they got last night and how good it feels to have breakfast digesting in their tummies. Next thing you know, I’ll be talking to myself... and the people who are helping me market this book will be trying to sell it as the perfect cure for insomnia. But I need your attention because we’re talking here about what could be a very big issue. So I am tempted to take a cheeky liberty and fudge right over the delicate difference between a solar Flare and a CME. If that worries you, look it up on Wikipedia. But if that kind of thing really does worry you, you may find the next few paragraphs even more worrying. Solar flares (oh, go on then, CMEs) are gigantic blasts of light, gas and radiation that leap out all the time from the surface of the Sun. Sometimes, they happen once a day. Sometimes, they happen five or six times a day. Maybe more. We can’t see them all because even with our super satellite telescopes, we can only see one side of the Sun at a time. The flares that shoot out from round the back need not bother us much. The only ones that really matter are the ones that are seemingly aimed in the general direction of the Earth. These have an impact on the Aurora Borealis or the Northern Lights. The Northern Lights can usually be seen from lands that lie towards the tip of the Northern hemisphere. They are common in places like Norway, 83 Sweden, Lapland and Alaska. Sometimes they come a little further south and provide a glorious display above Scotland, Northern England and parts of the North American continent. Similar phenomena occur in the Southern hemisphere. Those lights are called the Aurora Australis. You get them in Antartica, South America, New Zealand and, of course, South Australia. The lights are very pretty. They are also, probably, a danger signal. When they are at their most spectacular, the flares (whoops, sorry, CMEs) are at their most intense. That’s when they are most likely to have an impact on radio transmissions and may also wreak havoc with electrical devices. Some pilots have reported bad radio interference when flying at times of intense solar activity. Apparently when those CMEs are really strong, they can mess with radio signals closer to the ground. They can also mess with electrical cables, knocking out power lines and depriving entire cities of their energy supply. Oh dear. I just said CME again, didn’t I? Okay, let’s deal with that difference. It’s probably worth the effort. A flare is made of heat and light. A Coronal Mass Ejection is a massive burst of ‘solar wind, other light isotope plasma, and electromagnetic radiation.’ That means a CME doesn’t have to be visible. If it happens around the same time as a flare, as it often does, you can see it coming. If not, you’ve got to use lots of clever, expensive equipment to work out 84 whether it has happened or not. Until, that is, it hits the Earth’s atmosphere and causes those skies to start twinkling like Christmas trees. And a CME can carry terrawatts of electrical energy with it. If it could only be harnessed, you could use it to boil enough water to make a nice pot of green tea for everyone in China. No wonder things get tricky when a CME makes contact with a power grid. Are you worried yet? I don’t see why you should be. I haven’t told you anything that’s new. Probably, you’re just thinking, “Well they come our way all the time and they’re full of electricity, just like lightning. We know how to protect our power grids and communication systems from that. I bet that some boffins, somewhere, know exactly how to protect us from CMEs too.” Right. Now you can start to worry. It turns out they don’t! They don’t usually need to because of something called the Magnetosphere. This is a kind of invisible force field, way out in the Earth’s atmosphere. It does all the protection for us by deflecting the worst damage that a CME could do. Or at least, it is supposed to. But the Magnetosphere is a bit of a new discovery. The more we find out about it, the less we understand it. And the latest news from the world of science is that the Magnetosphere is holey. Not 'holy', like my mate Greg thinks the Sun might be... but holey, as in full of gaping great 85 holes. Think of it as a torn safety net or a pierced suit of armour. It is vulnerable. And so are we. You’re still not worrying, are you? You are thinking, “Well, okay then. So that Magneto-thingummy has a few little problems. But if they were really that bad, we’d all be goners by now.” I like your thinking. That’s what I was thinking too, when I first began to read those internet scare stories. But now, I’ve got to tell you why those scare stories might actually be just a little bit, er... scary. You’ve been reading for quite a while now. Feel free to stop for a while and make yourself a nice hot drink. You can check your email too if you like. I’ll still be here when you get back. There. See. I told you I’d wait! Right. Let’s begin with a recap. The Sun is lively and the Sun is moody. For years at a time, it just sits around quietly at the centre of the solar system, twiddling its thumbs and doing very little. Then, once every eleven years or so, goodness gracious! It starts spitting out great balls of fire. 86 So what kind of mood is the Sun in right now? It turns out that we’re due, even overdue, for a solar maximum. It could come today. Or tomorrow. Or some time in 2013. And it may just be that we’re about to be treated to an extra special, super ferocious set of ejections. Not all maximums, you see, are the same. Every so often, you get a kind of maximum 'maximum'. We had one of those back in 1859. It really made the Northern lights look lovely but it caused a lot of trouble to telegraph operators. In 1859 we didn't have national power grids or radios but we did have instant messaging... of a kind. Messages were sent manually and slowly, from one part of the world to another, by a smart little system called Morse Code. Telegraph operators would tap out at set of long or short ‘beeps’, each of which translated into a single letter of the alphabet. The person at the receiving end would listen out carefully, clutching a pencil. They’d count the beeps, work out what letters they were all supposed to be and then pass the message on. Or at least, that’s what they’d do when the system was working. Every so often, it would play up. And often, the problem would turn out to be a Coronal Mass Ejection. 87 In 1859, the problem was particularly noticeable because the CMEs were particularly strong. So, what would happen if we were to ever get another of those ‘maximum maximums?‘ You might think ‘Hey, no problem. We don’t even use telegrams any more,’ But now, we use systems that are a lot more sophisticated – yet a lot more vulnerable. Our phones, our websites, our TV broadcasters and our SatNavs all depend, to some extent, on satellites. They all need signals that are likely to get bounced right up into space and then bounced right back down again. Remember those pilots and the problems they had with their radios? Well, they were a lot nearer to earth than those satellites are. The satellites are up in space. So is the Sun! A 'maximum maximum' with a particularly angry Sun might not just take out the electricity in a few cities for a few hours or a few days. It could rip apart the global communication network. Not worried? You think you’d be fine for a while without texts, phone calls, Google maps and all your favourite satellite TV shows? Well, maybe you would be. You might even find life more enjoyable. But that’s not really the issue. 88 You’d come across that, the moment you tried to use your credit card. How is the store going to take your payment if the card reader can’t contact the central computer to authorise the transaction? Or if there’s no electricity to power the little screen and run the machine that counts the notes? If you’re only trying to buy a pair of shoes, it’s not such a big deal. But suppose you’re trying to pay for your groceries? Even if you’ve got a stash of cash under your mattress, the shopkeeper isn’t going to want to keep it under his (or her) bed. He’s going to need it to pay the wholesaler to buy more deliveries. Assuming that is, the wholesaler isn’t suffering from a power outage and a communication blackout too. As an expert in electronic transactions recently observed: “The modern world relies heavily on the technical systems that enable commerce. Electronic banking, ATMs, debit and credit cards are all interwoven into electronic networks that link you and your money with the seller. These systems are fairly well secured. However, there is one single point of failure for all of these systems, and that is the power. The electric transmission system.” The ‘big fear’ is that if we hit a ‘maximum maximum’ and those 89 CMEs turn especially vicious, the world may have to try to remember how it managed in the old days. But it may not be so easy to turn back the clock. The previous systems were built up slowly, over time. Not everyone is going to be patient. Some may get angry. And hungry. They may even go crazy and start to loot, pillage and steal. The forces of law and order might not be able to contain them because the police would not be able to use their radios or take phone calls. The authorities may even run out of money to pay for the fuel that the police need to keep their cars on the road. Those who seriously expect all this to happen argue that the only way to survive would be to build a bunker, deep underground and fill it with enough supplies to last a year or two, because this is how long the crisis could drag on for. You'd have to live in the bunker, eat out of cans and then take it in turns to man a machine-gun post so that you could mow down all the thousands of desperate people who were trying to get their hands on some of your precious reserves. They are thinking about bunkers because they fear that the banks and the governments aren’t making any plans to minimise the problem. And if you tell them not to worry because the solar flares won’t be so bad, they will point to various leaked documents and 90 surpressed studies that they have found, all of which suggest that it’s not just potentially ‘that bad’... it’s worse! But then, people who think seriously about bunkers tend, generally, to be pessimists. And pessimists often secretly yearn for the day when their most negative expectations are proved true so that they can tell the world ‘I told you so.’ OK. That’s enough, ‘What if it all goes wrong?’. It is time for some, ‘What if it all goes OK?’ Nobody knows for sure what the solar cycle is about to do next. We could indeed be about to experience a maximum maximum. But we could also be about to enjoy a ‘minimum maximum’ – a prolonged quiet period in the rhythm of the sunspots. There’s historical evidence to suggest that this has happened before. The sunspots don’t peak every 11 years or so without fail. Sometimes, they skip a peak. That might buy us another eleven years to identify the weakness and guard against it. And even if they do peak, we’re not automatically doomed. To do damage, those CMEs have to be pointing right at the Earth and they’ve got to line right up with the gap in the Magnetoshpere at exactly the right (sorry, I mean wrong) moment. 91 The best way to think about this is to imagine that you live by the side of a very busy motorway. Cars and trucks hurtle past your home day and night. You often think, ‘What would happen if one of those drivers fell asleep at the wheel and went out of control? They could easily crash right into your building.’ Then you reassure yourself that there are crash barriers all along the side of the road. If a car went wild, it would only hit it and then be deflected. Just as you’re about to breathe easy, you notice that one of the crash barriers is faulty. If they were to hit it from a particular angle, it would give way. It’s fairly likely that there will be an accident. There's a very remote possibility that this accident could happen just where you least want it to. But there’s a much stronger possibility that it won't. In my view, as a professional prophet, the luck of the human race is going to hold. We may get a wake up call. We certainly deserve one. But if it comes, it will take the form of a near miss. We may have some power outages and some surprising communication problems. But these will only serve to ensure that someone starts making some contingency plans so that if or when it really, actually, happens we’re not so dependent on surprisingly fragile technologies. Either you have to trust that, or you need to start digging a bunker. 92 What if we survive 2012 unscathed but find out that it’s 2013 we really have to worry about? 2013 is going to be a fine year. Nor need we live in dread of 2014, 2015 or indeed any other year in the 21st century. There will, of course, be those who want to 93 tell us that 2012 has been only the beginning. They may well propose the suggestion that things can only get worse. But look around you; what state is the world in? Things can and will only get better! What's fascinating to me, as someone who has watched so many dates for the ‘end of the world’ come and go, is that I know of no other such date on the horizon. I'm willing to bet that it won’t be long before somebody picks another point in the future and tells us that this is the real time that we all need to be looking out for and getting worried about. I rather suspect that the doom-mongers will next set their sights on 2020 – or perhaps, 2036. But I'm also happy to promise that the world will survive these and all other such dates with destiny. Our children, our grand-children and even our grand-children's grand-children, have a fine future ahead of them. 94 Afterword In writing this book, I have expressed various opinions; some of which are based on my experience of 30 years as an astrologer and some of which are based only on my 54 years of being alive on Planet Earth. The trouble with having opinions is that they tend to put the opinion-holder at loggerheads with other people who have other opinions. Astrologers, generally, do better when they keep their opinions to themselves or better still, strive not to have any at all. If you really dig deep on the internet, you can also find people who say that in 2012, we will be visited by ascended beings from the Fifth Dimension who will help us all rise to an elevated level of consciousness from which the whole world will appear very differently. Let’s hope they are right. It would be very nice to think that such revelations lie in store for us all. If we do all enter such an inspired and enlightened state, no doubt we will all see our opinions in a new light and we’ll start leading far wiser lives. 95 In anticipation of just such a shift, I apologise for the number of opinions I have subjected you to. But I don’t apologise for saying that the world will not end. It really and truly won’t. If it does... you can have your money back! Jonathan Cainer