May 8, 2009 - Shoreline Community College
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May 8, 2009 - Shoreline Community College
Get a taste of the Ebbtide sex survey! Page 8 & 9 THE STUDENT NEWSPAPER OF SHORELINE COMMUNITY COLLEGE • Www.shoreline.edu/ebbtide • Volume 44 Issue 13 • May 8, 2009 The Ebbtide's Sex Special pgs 5 ‑12 Photo by Dennie Chong Student elections go to revote Amanuel Yihdego Staff Writer The Student Body Association (SBA) is planning a special election to determine final results from the election of the SBA positions that took place on April 15 and 16. Article XII, Section 4 of the SBA Constitution states: “The President, the Minister of Government, the Minister of Constitutional Affairs, and the Minister of Communications shall be elected through a simple majority of student voting in a regular or special election.” Jamie Ardena, the adviser for the SBA believes that a special election is needed between the top two candidates. It “used to be that it was a plurality was all that was needed, but the new Constitution says a candidate must have a majority,” Ardena said. Previous candidates won on plurality. In American politics, the largest number of votes when three or more choices are possible, is the winner. The special election will be between two candidates. To win, one candidate needs 50 percent of the votes or more. The Minister of Communications and Minister of Constitutional Affairs positions would be in for a revote if Clarissa Boediarto, the current Minister of Government makes the decision about how to proceed with the reelection. Lam Phu Nguyen will be running against Densely Mujardi for the Minister of Communications position, and Stanley Halim will be running again for Minister of Constitutional Affairs. Last year’s Student Government rewrote their Constitution, so the school election is now entering uncharted territory. On Friday, May 8 the SBA will discuss whether or not this reelection will take place for sure. DECA students capture first place prize Dan DeMay Staff Writer avid Lim and Alex Chan outfoxed their competition and brought home a first place award in International Marketing from the 2009 College Distributive Education Clubs of America (DECA) International Conference. The competition was held April 22-25 in Anaheim, CA and included 17 other students from SCC with 15 receiving recognition or awards. This is the second year that Lim and Chan have competed at both the state and national levels, and they brought home a third place trophy last year. For the final round this year, they were faced with a marketing dilemma involving educational products in Asia. The D duo spent an hour studying the case before coming up with the winning solution. “I was so happy, we wanted it so badly,” Chan said. Kong, he spoke no English, but DECA has helped him greatly, he said. “I joined DECA because David joined,” Chan said. “It was a good way to learn English.” The two seem to have “Before I came here, formed a strong bond after five quarters working and I was just a regular person... learning together, and they I stand out now.” strive to stay competitive. “I -Alex Chan feel excited,” Chan said. “This guy just keeps pushing me.” They were eager with anticipation beAccording to Chan, DECA has been fore receiving their award. Chan recalled life-changing. “Before I came here, I his nervousness. “It was really exciting,” was just a regular person, and I just he said. “They kept calling names on wanted to go to school, learn English, stage, and I had counted nine--they still and get a degree,” he said. “Now I feel hadn’t called our name. Then they called like I’ve gotten ahead. I stand out now.” us last.” When Chan came here from Hong In Opinions Check your priorities, and say "no" to sex - pg 4 In Features Indulge in your fetishes - pg 6 Photo by Sean Sherman Alex Chan and David Lim took home first place for international marketing at the College DECA International Conference. In A&E Get lost with SCC's Secret Garden - pg 13 In Sports Read about SCC softball's playoff push - pg 14 NEWS 2 Ebbtide Faculty Campus Briefs Nurses Day Celebration The Shoreline Community College Association of Nursing Students (SCCANS) will present a celebration to mark National Nurses Week, on May 12, the birthday of Florence Nightingale, who is considered the founder of modern nursing. The event will be held in room 2308 of the Health Occupations (2300) building from 11:30 p.m.--1 p.m. and features a guest speaker, Sandi Kruse, Advanced Registered Nurse Practitioner (ARNP). Prizes will be raffled off and thank-you gifts will be given to nursing faculty . They will also announce the recipients of the SCC Foundation nursing scholarships. Trade your old clothes for free new ones There will be a clothing swap from noon -- 1:30 p.m.on Friday, May 15, in room 4100 (lower level of the library). This event only comes once a year, and is free to all students, faculty, staff, and administrators. The swap is a chance to clean out your closet and help another person out by donating your used clothes, shoes, jewelry, etc. Also, be sure to try some items on. If you can use it or it fits you, it’s yours. Bring your items to Technology Support Services in room 4122, anytime before 10 a.m. on Friday, May 15. Leftover clothes will be donated to homeless and women’s shelters. Community art piece Get your hands dirty and help shape our campus by pitching in to a community art piece! From 8:30 a.m.- 2 p.m. on May 11 14, in the PUB lobby, there will be a Campus Ambassador with tables and chairs set up full of art supplies. Help fill up three huge blank white boards with your own painted masterpieces. Celebrate the best pieces from SCC’s Fine Arts students Shoreline highlights the best of the best from students graduating from the Associates of Fine Arts degree program. Visit the exhibit at the College Gallery (located in the 1000 building) and see the best printmaking, painting, drawing, photography, sculpture, and ceramics pieces that the students created in the 2008-2009 school year. There will be an artists’ reception from 3:30 p.m. - 5 p.m. on May 12, also at the gallery. For more information, please contact Natalie Niblack at (206) 533-6763, extension 5. Letter from the Editor Hello Campus, Working on the sex issue has been an absolute blast! Some students have been eager to share their stories and views on sex and some teachers have brought great insight into topics surrounding sex, yet many have asked, “Why is The Ebbtide putting out an issue devoted to sex?” Firstly, we are in a college setting - where futures, expressions, and minds are intended to be stretched and expanded. Learning inherently has roots in curiosity and, sadly, curiosity is often smothered before it can be nurtured. Throughout their lives, students have been exposed to sex in many different ways, yet this has not always happened in an open or informative way. Many people and institutions throw sex into the realm of the taboo - acting as if it doesn’t exist. Labeling them as “explicit”, they hesitate to discuss details that are not only important to students but, in fact, to everyone in society. What do they mean by explicit? Granted everything has a time and place yet if they see sex as negative and in need of censorship, they aren’t necessarily helping students. Avoiding talks about sex and living under the umbrella that not talking will be good for everyone, especially those of a younger generation, can be detrimental to people’s lives. The number of unintended pregnancies in the United States has steadily increased every year. Half of all pregnancies in the US ‑ or about 3 million annually -- are unintentional, according to The National Campaign to Prevent Teen and Unplanned Pregnancy. Sexually Transmitted Infections (STIs) are a rampant problem, too. There are an estimated 19 million infections per year in the US, according to the Reproductive Health Technologies Project. Many of these cases could be avoided by better informing students As Editor in Chief of the Ebbtide, I believe it is this newspaper’s responsibility to provide a platform for students to not only openly discuss topics that pertain to their everyday lives, but to also learn about such topics. After reading this issue, it is up to students to choose to either abstain or make responsible decisions in their sexually active lives – the Ebbtide only seeks to provide a means for students to make more informed and educated decisions. However, The Ebbtide does not encourage students to have sex just like we did not encourage students to do drugs with our “Drug Survey” during winter quarter. Instead, we aim to create a relaxed and open environment where students can express themselves, ask questions, discuss, and, most importantly, learn about sex without any embarrassment or fear while doing so. Sincerely, NEWS...............................................................1-3 OPINIONS...........................................................4 FEATURES.........................................................5-9 TECHNOLOGY & HEALTH..................................10 ARTS & ENTERTAINMENT.............................11-13 SPORTS........................................................14-15 ETCETERA..........................................................16 T he Ebbtide seeks to provide its readers with fair and accurate information. Send us an email at webbtide@yahoo. com if you have questions or comments regarding our published material. The following corrections are for Volume 44 Issue 12 On page 7, the picture of the Seattle Cherry Blossom and Japanese Cultural Festival should have read “Seattle celebrates Japanese culture.” The photo should have photo credited Sean Sherman. 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All issues are archived online at www.shoreline.edu/webbtide Contact the Ebbtide Amelia Rivera Editor in Chief Shoreline Community College 16101 Greenwood Ave N Room 9101 Shoreline, WA, 98113 webbtide@yahoo.com (206) 546-4730 Corrections INSIDE Editor in Chief Amelia Rivera Design Director Macy Wood Photo Editor Sean Sherman Copy Editor Janelle Kohnert A&E Editor Triana Collins Sports Editor Lavi Aulck Business Manager Dennie Chong Webmaster Huai-Hsien Feng Distribution Manager Daniel DeMay STAFF Aaron Hunter Adam Goldstein Amanuel Yihdego Daniel Berman David Gillett Dillyn Kost Greggory Helfrich Ivana Cheong Jocelyn Chui Jonathan Boe Kaiya Hubbard Miles Liatos Sara Nagi Norm Rogers Pierson Brooks Rezina Habtemariam Taylor Dahnert Yasu Kawamura in, turn on, or drop out: Make your choice for online classes,” said that psychology teacher Diana Knauf is currently teaching classes online from Hong Kong. She’s actually teaching from Shanghai. The article on page 7 about laptops should have had the headline “Get the lowdown on laptops.” On page 11 sculptor Eric Nelsen’s name was misspelled in the article “When teapots party.” Submissions Submissions from students, faculty, staff and administration are welcomed and highly encouraged. All articles, letters to the editor, artwok and/or photographs must include the contributor's name and phone number for verification. Submissions are subject to editing for clarity and content. Articles and letters should be 350 words or less. Art and photography should be submitted as high resolution .tif files. Advertising For ad rates and file requirements, contact: Dennie Chong at webbtideads@yahoo.com or call (206) 546 4730 Copyright 2009 The Ebbtide THE STUDENT NEWSPAPER OF SHORELINE COMMUNITY COLLEGE • Www.shoreline.edu/ebbtide • Volume 44 Issue 13 • May 8, 2009 NEWS 3 Fighting global poverty and hunger Rezina Habtemariam Staff Writer he Global Development Project Club (GDP) hosted a Hunger Banquet as a metaphor for global inequality to provide awareness surrounding the issue of global hunger in the PUB Quiet Dining Room on April 28. Upon entering the room, each person drew a ticket which assigned them to high, middle, or low income socialeconomic classes. On each ticket was a personal narrative describing the characteristics of the class. The quiet dining room quickly surpassed its capacity of students, faculty, staff, and community members. The room was arranged with blankets on the ground in the center for the low income class, row of chairs on one side for the middle class, and lavishly decorated tables on the opposite side T Photo by Gregory helfrich Students participating in the Hunger Banquet wait in line for their portions of rice. Those who were classified as high-income class didn't have to wait in line and were catered to by the faculty as part of the project. for the high income class. Those that were part of the highincome class were immediately greeted and entirely catered to by faculty members including professors Tim Payne, Kenny Lawson and Dr. Ernest Johnson. The people sitting on the floor were visibly uncomfortable due to crowding. Business professor and GDP Adviser Steve McCloskey began the event by asking the audience to think about what it’s like to go to a grocery store in America. Reading off his grocery receipt he attempted to illustrate the abundance of available food here in the US. Next, participants received meals corresponding to the tier they were placed in. The 50 percent at the low income level waited in line for tiny portions of rice which they had to eat with their hands. The 35 percent in the mid- dle income section also waited in line for a small amount of rice and some beans. The 15 percent in the high income level were served an extravagant meal: pasta, salad, and rolls, with drinks of their choice and second servings if desired. The event also included two guest speakers, Thuch Malual-Deng, who was one of the Lost Boys of Sudan, and Carol Schillios, the founder of the Fabric of Life foundation. After the meal, participants shared their reactions. One student was moved to tears thinking about her experience in a refugee camp. Others were shocked to see the disproportion and feel the discomfort of the situation. guest speaker, Thuch Malual-Deng Carol Schillios founder of the Fabric of Life Preventing an epidemic of panic at SCC Adam Goldstein Staff Writer t seems that every other story on radio, TV or in the papers for the past two weeks has been about Swine Flu (called H1N1 Influenza) and the possibility of it becoming a pandemic. However, the truth is out that H1N1 is no more deadly than human influenza, and fears of a pandemic have been greatly exaggerated by global media. Still, students should be informed to avoid an epidemic of exaggeration on campus. H1N1 Influenza is a strain of the influenza virus, otherwise known as the common flu. Officials indicated fear that the virus would become transmittable from animals to people, and in recent weeks it has advanced so people can spread it to each other. There are fears among the scientific community that the virus could mutate again I to become a pandemic, (a disease that spreads across a whole continent or the world), to which people have no immunity. As of May 7, the Swine Flu is neither an epidemic nor a pandemic according to the World Health Organization (WHO). According to WHO, several countries including Canada, Israel, Spain, the United Kingdom, New Zealand, Germany, and more have reported laboratory confirmed cases with no deaths. There have been 44 reported deaths from H1N1 flu in the past, while there are 250,000 to 500,000 deaths worldwide from human influenza each year. That’s over 1000 deaths on average per day. According to WHO, we are currently at phase five of six in the Global Influenza Preparedness Plan, which means there has been widespread infection of swine flu into at least two countries in one region. Phase six, the final phase of the Preparedness Plan is when swine flu has been identified as a pandemic. People worldwide have been in a state of fear. Already in the Shoreline area we have seen school closures, people wearing facemasks, and even some businesses closing their doors temporarily as parents cannot come to work because daycare centers refuse to take children. Regardless of this panic, students do not need to lock themselves in their homes. If you wish to know more, consult your doctor or another health professional, or go online to www.cdc.gov/ swineflu. The world is keeping its eye on H1N1 Influenza as it develops, and there is no need for panic. Photo by Daniel Berman Although it pays to take extra precaution against all strains of flu, a facemask like this woman wears in downtown Seattle might be excessive. SECURITY TIP: Keep your valuables with you at all times. If you see any suspicious activity, contact the securty office immediately! Theft 4/15/2009 at 3:30 p.m. 3000 Bldg. A student playing basketball in the gym had his backpack stolen. Suspicious Circumstances 4/16/2009 at 12:30 p.m. 1300 Bldg. A female student was verbally harassed by another female student. Theft 4/17/2009 at 2 p.m. 3000 Bldg. A male student had his backpack stolen from the gym while playing basketball. Disturbance 4/20/2009 at 5:10 p.m. Parking lot near 5000 Bldg. Security called to deal with an irate, intoxicated male who was not a student. He was shouting and making verbal threats at the officer. Shoreline Police Department responded and knows of the individual, but was not able to find him to make contact. Suspicious Circumstances 4/22/09 at 7 p.m. 4000 Bldg. Computer Lab A female student was approached by an unknown male who was asking her personal questions. False Alarm 4/23/09 at 2:46 a.m. 800 Bldg. A custodian accidently tripped an alarm on campus. Recovered stolen property 4/27/09 at 12:30 p.m. Security Dept -- 5000 Bldg. The student who was the victim of a backpack theft from the gym went to the security office to recover some of her stolen property. Her backpack was found on the stairs to the Greenwood parking lot. Verbal Dispute 4/26/09 at 4 p.m. 4000 Bldg. A student reported to a librarian that other students in the computer lab were being noisy. Another student came over to interject and remarks were exchanged. Suspicious Circumstances 4/27/09 Security Dept.-- 5000 Bldg. A student received text and Facebook messages from a student she knew, but wanted the contact to stop. Recovered Stolen Property 4/27/09 at 1 p.m. Security Dept - 5000 Bldg. Another backpack was recovered along with the one found on April 27 on the stairs down to the Greenwood Lot. Most likely, both were stolen at the same time. The student came in to identify and recover his items. THE STUDENT NEWSPAPER OF SHORELINE COMMUNITY COLLEGE • Www.shoreline.edu/ebbtide • Volume 44 Issue 13 • May 8, 2009 OPINIONS 4 Men vs. women: The sexes get stripped Amelia Rivera Editor in chief trip clubs have never been of particular interest to me. However, being a 20-year-old in the US grants me the fabulous right to watch some erotic dancers even before I have my first legal drink; so a couple of weeks ago I decided to hit the clubs for the first time. Some friends and I decided to go to a male strip club. A surge of “feminism” ran through my veins as I thought about the fact that I was going to see male strippers, but it didn’t last long. I started thinking about the context, the reasons and the details of my experience and this dampened my excitement. I thought that this would be an equalizer, or that somehow me going to a male strip club would be like men going to a female strip club. When I googled “Seattle strip clubs” I got 10 clubs, nine of which were for S straight men. The only option for my girlfriends and I was Centerfolds if we wanted to check out men. The supply of erotic-sexual services for women in Seattle is limited, compared to the dozens of female strip clubs the city has. However, that probably means that the demand is as small as the supply. Either way, the idea of having sex with a stranger does not occur to men and women the same way. Women tend to look for emotional connections, trust and care with a sexual partner. According to a study published in the Archives of Sexual Behavior Journal in Aug. 2004, women would have short-term relationships to acquire long term partners who promise more. Still, there are always exceptions and I’m not implying that all women are the same, or that one way of thinking is better than the other. But, men in general go to strip clubs for reasons quite different than those of women, for instance to fantasize and sometimes take it a step further. Although some of Centerfolds’s strippers did end up completely naked, most of their performances were spent teasing the audience, dancing energetically and exciting the audience with funny scripts, moves and songs performed live. And of course one of the dramatic superficial differences is the noise level and energy in the response from the crowd. Women respond hysterically, laughing and screaming their lungs out, while guys sit down with serious looks on their faces while the female strippers try not to amuse them at all. Women in the audience are allowed more physical contact with the male strippers, and are sporadically brought on stage to mock sex, while men are completely banned from doing the same in female strip clubs. Generally, women frequent male strip clubs with groups of friends, and the environment is crazy and playful. A male stripper is not merchandised or objectified as much as female strippers are; it’s not as common to see male strippers in movies or ads as it is with female strippers. This could also be due to the puritan culture that denies and hides female sexuality. Male strippers, although sensual, are more playful rather than seductive, starting their shows with relatively full outfits, whereas female strippers walk around semi-naked with really revealing skirts and dresses and focus most of their performance on showing their breasts and genitals. Even the way these dancers are portrayed or marketed says a lot about their images and audience. Just check online at the Hunk & Babes website (www.hbstrippers.com), the titles are revealing. Females are babes--young, not fully responsible objects of pleasure, and men are hunks--strong built men. Are they the same then? The relation between the service provider and the customer is different in each case. Men strip, approach women, and intimidate them by taking them to the stage or dancing with them, while female strippers barely have contact with their clients unless there is some extra cash involved in the form of a lap dance or maybe more. In both cases, it’s the male who chooses and acts. Some may take this as a metaphor, others as a caricature of gender relations in society. For me and my friends, male strippers were just fun. Saving sex for marriage is a rational choice Ivana Cheong Staff Writer n an overly sexualized world, do people who want to save sex for marriage stand a chance to make it? Our eyes and minds are filled with Dolce & Gabbana ads with shirtless men pinning women down while others stand by and scantily dressed women grind away in music videos. The women on Sex and the City go through man after man. Fabio taunts us from the cover of romance novels! Take your pick, sex is everywhere we go. With these kinds of messages constantly portrayed in our society, premarital sex is the norm. WebMD found that kids as young as ninth graders are already having sex. What happens when young adults make the choice to abstain from sex until marriage? Well, in the Jonas Brothers’ case, they became materi- I al for Russell Brand’s witty humor at the MTV Video Music Awards. Jordin Sparks defended the trio, saying that “not everybody, guy or girl, wants to be a slut.” I made the choice to wait until marriage a long time ago. It had nothing to do with my religion or my politics— or my parents, for that matter. I don’t know a lot, but from what I do know, premarital sex brings more harm than benefits. Couples tend to put too much importance on sex, and the relationship usually suffers. If they suck in bed, what’s the point of dating them, right? How true—you don’t want to be stuck with one of those for the rest of your lives, so you gotta take the car out for a test drive before you buy it. But think of this: Would you buy used underwear? I think not. Let’s be completely rational and look at the health side. If you’re having sex, are you prepared to face sexually transmitted diseases (STDs)? Everything from Chlamydia to herpes to HIV? How about pregnancy? According to Surebaby.com, it takes $125,000 ‑ $250,000 to raise a baby to age 18 (not including college costs!). I don’t know about you, but I don’t have that kind of cash lying around to support a kid that will keep me up all hours with the crying and the pooping. You can be responsible and wear condoms all the time, or be on birth control pills, but none of these methods are 100 percent foolproof. In fact, condoms only work 97 percent of the time and one of those little soldiers can sneak through. And in case abortion ever crosses your mind, consider the risks and side effects of it—both physical and emotional. According to the American Pregnancy Association’s Website, there would be damage to your cervix and uterus, such as tearing, infection, and scarring. There could be severely heavy bleeding and you would even be risking death. Emotional effects can include anxiety, guilt, shame, anger, depression, and eating disorders. But what most people don’t consider nowadays are the emotional effects of sex. If it’s meant to be, it will bring the two people closer together, probably. On the other hand, it could also bring guilt and regret. How do you know if the person you’re sleeping with has been doing and saying all the right things just to get you into bed? What happens when you give everything you have to a person who then changes his mind? At the very least, when you and your partner both wait until marriage, you know that that person is committed to you, loves you, and is STD-free. Don’t get me wrong; I’m not here to judge anyone. I didn’t turn into a conservative who promotes abstinence as the only form of birth control (like former president George W. Bush). But to sleep or not to sleep is a decision that you must make for yourself and yourself only. For me, sex before marriage brings a myriad consequences that I will probably not be prepared for. If Victoria’s Secret supermodel Adriana Lima can do it, I can too. d r Wo Street on the Which type of music or song do you find romantic? Photos by sean sherman Yvonne Gonzalez “’Truely Madly Deeply’ by Backstreet Boys. It’s a really good song!” Marvin Reco Lizado “Boys to Men, R&B music.” Blanca Pedroza “Anything by Shakira.” Kellen Wetzbarger “Al Green, and ‘Sexual Healing’ and ‘Lets Get it On’ by Marvin Gaye.” THE STUDENT NEWSPAPER OF SHORELINE COMMUNITY COLLEGE • Www.shoreline.edu/ebbtide • Volume 44 Issue 13 • May 8, 2009 5 What's inside: Fetish or fantasy pg 6 Freaky food pg 7 Sexy statistics pgs 8 ‑ 9 Facts about contraception pg 10 Dirty dancers pg 12 all Photos by Dennie Chong THE STUDENT NEWSPAPER OF SHORELINE COMMUNITY COLLEGE • Www.shoreline.edu/ebbtide • Volume 44 Issue 13 • May 8, 2009 FEATURES 6 A nowhere near complete guide to sexual fetishes Triana Collins A&E Editor n case you were wondering, a fetish is an object believed to have supernatural powers. A sexual fetish is using that object, idea, fantasy, etc., to get turned on. It’s usually something different than what the average Joe would consider erotic and is often totally unrelated to sex. Some strange and potentially arousing examples include: dendrophilia- trees, scatophilia- feces, and vorarephilia- eating or being eaten by others (usually swallowed whole). Sexual fetishes can be light-hearted and novel, something new to try with your consenting partner. Or, they can be compulsive, obsessive, and addicting, ending in total chaos of your nonsexual life and causing other people pain. If the latter is you, I suggest going to see a healer like one of SCC’s trained counselors or a shaman skilled in entheogens (plants used to bring on spiritual experiences). Because every single person on the planet is different, the array of fetishes is immense. Maybe one person grew up with a domineering soccer mom and now likes his partner to blow whistles and yell at him to “Try harder, goddammit!” from the side of the I bed. Or maybe someone else thought Tinkerbell was so hot they wanted a real life version in the bedroom because they get turned on by winged insects crawling over their genitals. The possibilities are endless. So how do we develop these strange habits and desires? It seems that no one can completely agree. Psychoanalysts theorize, like Breger and McGaugh in the journal, Psychological Bulletin, that a person is reverting to a sexual habit that arose early in life, while behaviorists, like the famous duo Rachman and Hodgson, believe it happens through conditioning. What they do agree on is that nonsexual objects can become sexually exciting if they are repeatedly associated with pleasure (cucumbers), and an act that provides erotic pleasure once may lead a person to try that over and over again (revealing your genitals from behind a trench coat on a crowded train perhaps) until they are hopelessly addicted. Foot Fetish We’ve all seen this on some reality show at some point in our television riddled lives: Some guy is just all over some girl and he’s like, baby this, and baby that, and let me buy you a mink foot keychain and a popcorn machine. And she’s all flustered and calls her mom and is like, “Momma I got me the man of my dreams. He loves me so much and he wants to marry me and take me out to Applebee’s every night.” And the mom knows her daughter is not the catch of the day and warns her, but whatdya know, the guy only wants her for her feet! He doesn’t care if they stink or are all swollen after a day of work. He only wants to suck on each one of her toes individually and then masturbate in the bathroom. Sadomasochism This requires some defining. Sadism is getting turned on by intentionally inflicting pain on another person or at least threatening to do so. Flip it and you get masochism: when a person derives pleasure from getting subjected to or threatened with pain. A sadomasochist is a person who can swing both ways: punching and taking the punches. There is a large scale of what is considered S&M. Maybe your boyfriend is all up in your ear with, “I am gonna pull your hair so hard, your bun will come un- done.” The opposite extreme could be your girlfriend digging night after night in the backyard until you’ve got a secret underground torture chamber complete with an electric fireplace to light your ass on fire at a moments notice. Necrophilia Necrophilia (an erotic interest in corpses) is so cool. Isn’t it? I mean, I’m not a necrophilioist or anything, but if I was, I would totally think so. The allure of it comes from a fascination with death, dead things, and dead people. Road kill may be a slight turn on as well. A person may think that the beautiful magical bird we call Death has invaded another’s being, and by having sexual intercourse with the dead body, they’ll catch some stray feathers. Maybe they’re just really horny and happen to be in a morgue and being cold isn’t a problem. Or perhaps they’ve had a lifetime obsession with Sleeping Beauty (I mean, she’s like, basically dead). Kinda creepy, kinda weird, but hey, who are we to judge? Obscene Phone Calls People who get turned on by mak- ing obscene phone calls are straight up annoying. It’s like getting a phone call from an automated machine times 10. C’mon, if you’re gonna talk to me, TALK to me. Don’t just sit there saying weird shit like “I’m touching myself right now,” or “Take me out to the ball game.” It’s not funny or attractive and I think no one should do this. Bestiality Everyone wants to know about bestiality because animals are fucking hot. And when I say fucking I mean that not as a curse aka cuss word but as a verb. I believe that bestiality will persist throughout the ages because it always has. There’s artistic evidence in a cave painting from 8000 B.C. in the northern Italian Val Carmonica, showing a man about to penetrate an animal (check out the rock art and comments by anthropologists at www.archaeometry.org/sxx.htm). The Romans liked to watch animals forcibly sex humans in their big-topcircus-war-games according to Robert Masters in his paper, “Prehistory of Bestiality.” Mad people sleep with their cat or little dog. Ever wonder where all our most damaging diseases come from? Fantasies aren't only for the unhappy Rezina Habtemariam & Jocelyn Chui Staff Writers sychologist Sigmund Freud might have to consider taking his century-old words back after he declared that, “A happy person never fantasizes, only a dissatisfied one.” “The tropical room at the zoo where it’s hot, humid and sweaty followed by the nocturnal room where it’s pitch black,” an SCC student said P when describing her number one fantasy. “You can hear the people around you but you can’t see them and they can’t see you. It’s like getting caught but not quite.” Alright lets all admit (and it’s ok) that we fantasize or have fantasized about sex-- it’s only healthy! Sexual fantasies-- thoughts, daydreams, visions of sexual acts-- provide a private outlet for our wildest desires. A study done at Trent University in Peterborough, Ontario shows that 34 percent: Sex with a teacher. This gives an all sexual fantasies help spice up sex life. new meaning to classroom education. According to research done by psychologists Also important to note are the gender differat the University of Vermont, frequent fantasiz- ences in sexual fantasies. One of the major differers have sex more often and enjoy it more than ences is that romance tends to be more of an uninfrequent fantasizers. In fact, the association derlying theme in the fantasies of women. More between sexual fantasies and healthy sex is so women than men focus on emotional characterstrong that it’s now considered pathological not istics rather than physical. “My fantasy is to be to have sexual fantasies. a king surrounded by beautiful naked women in In the library on top of books, in front of paradise,” said one male SCC student. mirrors, in the pouring rain or at the zoo, sexOther gender differences include: ual fantasies are vast. From the mini-survey we The Psychology Today article “The Safest Sex,” distributed to 50 said that men people on fantaare more likely “My fantasy is to be a king sies, the majority to imagine themsurrounded by beautiful naked of people reported selves as the domihaving the same nant participant in women in paradise,” fantasy more than a sexual act. Their ‑ SCC student. one time. The surfantasies focus on vey contained 21 the other persons’ choices and stubody. Women, on dents could choose multiple answers. The most the other hand, tend to envision playing a subcommon fantasies reported by these 50 SCC stu- missive role and concentrate more on their partdents are: ner’s interest than their own. 75 percent: Sex outdoors. Not a surprising Also, men have a greater variety of fantasies. Pacific Northwest answer! Forget having sex on Male fantasies more often involve sex with multhe beach, we prefer it in the dirt, a garden, a tiple people. Also “The Safest Sex” said that the forest, in the mountains. There’s just something number of men fantasizing about group sex is about the great outdoors. twice that of women. “Having a three some is the 65 percent: Sex in public places. Maybe it’s classic guy fantasy,” a female SCC student said. being watched and potentially getting caught in “That was like the number one fantasy for almost the act that makes this a common fantasy. every boyfriend I’ve had.” 65 percent: Sex with a famous person or a fic“Fantasies being taboo and socially unaccepttional character. Okay, you know your chance able makes doing it like playing with fire,” anothof having sex with Brad Pitt or Jessica Alba is er SCC student said. “You want to because you are 0.00000001 percent. So why not dream about not supposed to.” it? As with food, and clothes, there’s a significant 58 percent: Sex in the workplace. It could be range of personal taste in fantasies with partners. that we are aroused by the office setting, thoughts So don’t feel uncomfortable or weird about your about getting down on top of the desks, or sneak- fantasies; just as long as you aren’t breaking any ing in a closet during your lunch break to handle severe laws. or be handled. I guess SCC students don’t mind mixing business with pleasure. Illustration by Piers Brooks THE STUDENT NEWSPAPER OF SHORELINE COMMUNITY COLLEGE • Www.shoreline.edu/ebbtide • Volume 44 Issue 13 • May 8, 2009 FEATURES 7 I smell sex and cupcakes Amelia Rivera Editor in chief ou want cum?” asked Kimmee Barnett, owner of The Erotic Bakery, while boxing one of the bakery’s most popular products: an erect, seven-inch penis cake. “What is the cum made of?” I asked cautiously. Barnett turned and said to me, “See? There’s a homeless guy on this street who...” Before I could even react to that disturbing idea she smiled and said, “It’s just sugar.” Sugar-- that’s one of the things The Erotic Bakery offers. Sugar with a sexy, naughty sense of humor for those looking for an uncommon goodie. Frequented by women celebrating bachelorette parties and baby showers, The Erotic Bakery located between 45th street and Corliss in Wallingford, bakes all kinds of party goods; penis shaped straws, penis napkins, penis balloons, penis hats, penis you-name-it... and occasionally a breast or vagina treat. Owned by a family since 1986, the bakery’s environment is friendly and not at all awkward, even though it’s the only bakery of its kind in Seattle. A young man behind the counter smiles and greets everyone that comes “Y through the door. When taking credit cards, he’ll ask you to tell him the fourth letter of your last name--dude, he made me think hard! Photography is not allowed in the shop, but jokes about products are expected from both clients and staff. SCC student Mariana Wilson said, “I decided to go to the bakery in the first place to get a joke ‘present’ for one of my good friends.” In the party section of the store you can find a wide range of erotic birthday cards with kinky pictures and phrases like: “congratufuckulations you suckseed.” They definitely have a creative birthday present for your best friend or partner, or who knows? Maybe for yourself. And of course, you can’t forget the bakery section, with its ample selection of delicious cakes, cookies and cupcakes, each decorated with a marzipan genital of your choice. You can even choose the color and size of the genital. But remember that if you’re looking to buy a cake, you must call ahead so they can prepare it for you. According to SCC student Ksenia Popova, who went to the bakery, the sexual treats can even help solve friendship tensions. “I wanted to bring a cupcake as a peace offering to a friend after a little drama,” said Popova. “And I thought that it would be 100 times better if it had a penis on it.” In some of the bakery’s small aisles, the objects on the stands become more personal. The goodies aren’t necessarily targeted for group parties, but for smaller, more intimate settings. This is the bakery’s sex toy section with the most popular and discreet vibrators, shockers, lubes and dildos. When paying for your treats, don’t forget to read the insinuating phrases on the walls, taken from the bakery’s shower and party cakes. My favorite, “Mean people suck, but nice people lick,” is just one of the playful innuendos. You may also be tempted to get some mints, that of course like everything else in the store, are penis and breast ‑ shaped. Isn’t the erotic bakery thoughtful? You get to buy food and toys for your special occasion. What a convenient place! It’s like a sex-ified Fred Meyer. Photo by Amelia Rivera Dillyn Kost and Macy Wood enjoy an erotic treat. Reported by: Amelia Rivera, Kaiya Hubbard & Taylor Dahnert Different kinds of sex in the world Trianna Collins A&E Editor his list is surely incomplete. I encourage you all to start your own list of Different kinds of sex that there are and share it with the world. T Parental Sex This is horrible, absolutely gross, cover your eyes and your ears type stuff. Like if you’re a little kid and you’re trying to sleep and then you hear your parents having sex and it is like, “OMG I think I might die or pass out or both.” Try thinking about your parents having sex. Immediate blockage right? Natural evolutionarily-advantageous-DNA-encoder type shit. Messy Sex Messy sex can be anything from “Oops I spilled my ice cream and now you have to lick it up,” to the teenagers who experiment with chocolate sauce. Then they have a brown and smudgy sheet that they stick in the attic where the guy’s mom finds it and she’s all, “WTF?” But he doesn’t wanna get in trouble so tells her he had an accident. More extreme, would be if you called someone over and said, “Hey what’s up?” But really that is code for “Hey, wanna have sexual relations?” So that person comes over and you’re all stoked and get ready by say, fixing the pillows on the couch, and then it turns out they’re totally drunk and you’re like, “WTF? I thought you wanted to have sexual relations?” And they say, “Hells yeah I do!” But they are drunk and have lots of gum in their mouth and get gum all over you. So now you have to get chewing gum out of your hair (which is really hard) and off your skin. Sucks. evidence that sperm are geographically/anatomically aware of their surroundings. This type of sex occurs a lot in people who are of certain religions. They think that people should wait to have sex until they are recognized by pieces of paper and verbal exchanges of their love for each other. It’s harder for some people to get those pieces of paper than for others. Seems like one of those rules that should have gotten broken sometime in the early 1900’s, doesn’t it? Like slavery or women not being allowed to vote. It’s just like, duh! Basic human right, or what? your soul will shirnk. If you want sex forced on you, you should maybe go talk to a professional. Forced Sex I love You Because We Forced sex is totally uncool. Never Are in Holy Matrimony in a million years is this at all encourSex aged. If you force sex upon someone, Butt Sex Butt sex involves penis to anus contact. This can occur between a man and a woman, a man and a man, or a woman with a strap on and another woman or man. Some people feel this is cruel and unusual punishment to sperm, as they will swim as hard as they can towards the interior of the body regardless of whether they are in a vagina or an ass. When in the butt, sperm-defenders say that sperm cannot do the one thing they know how to do: infiltrate and impregnante an egg. These people reason that the sperm are basically being thrown to their deaths while the all powerful sperm controller is fully aware of the “ultimate plan” (sperm genocide!). However, opponents reveal that there is no Sex in dreams Some people think sex in dreams is really cool. They say it is very floaty and blurry. Never could you guess the wonders that may lay there. One minute the dreamer is making love in a park surrounded by tulips the size of a large man and the next they’re 20,000 leagues under with out a mask or air tank. Then, after they’ve learned how to breathe underwater, they turn into mermaids and live happily ever after. So, like I said, you never know what might happen. Sex you pay for or get paid for This seems like the ultimate worst kind of sex. I once went with a friend to a pornographic store in San Diego. He was 30 and his “friend” from high school worked there and was gonna hook us up with a discount. My friend bought a fake, plastic vagina. It was a steep $30, but he just had to have it. Then, he didn’t like the plastic one so we went to Tijuana , got really drunk and got a hooker and I swear she was like 15. Sex Toys: Facts, Oddities, and Histories Amanuel Yihdego Staff Writer hought hidden from the mainstream, arguably normal sex toys can be pleasurable to use, offensive to bring up and possibly dangerous if handled incorrectly. Once considered taboo, using toys or tools to stimulate isn’t new and isn’t that hard to do. With a storied history and ever evolving future, boys and girls alike continue to find new and exciting ways to indulge their sexual senses. Possibly the most popular text on sexual endeavors, the Kama Sutra mentions prosthetics that were used to make an erection seem larger. Built from wood, leather, buffalo horn, copper, silver, ivory or gold they were used when a little more help was needed in the instance of erectile dysfunction. Sex enthusiasts maintain it was the Roman Catholic Church who began the witch hunt to suppress sexual urges with the threat of punishment. Fathers and husbands would keep their women faithful and obedient through chastity belts, made of leather with metal bonds and a padlock that could only be removed by a key. Similar to bondage, it is a degrading tool meant to empower men and control a woman’s sexual experience. Now, chastity belts can be purchased to be used on men. Despite efforts of the influential church, sexual deviances manifested within the culture. Blindfolding and bondage can be humiliating or empowering depending on who’s in charge. They’re used to increases sensual pleasure and can be a simple cloth around the eyes or a piece of rope tied in knots around the wrists. If you’re feeling a bit more risqué you can try handcuffs. Venture into Babeland on Capital Hill and near the back wall a large collection of suitable restraints and plastic whips vary in shapes and sizes. The pros, have whips, paddles and gags. Leather is optional, but considered by many to be the only way to go for its dark colors, strong material and T ominous appearance. Fetishes and toys go hand and hand. Animal lovers can put on costumes, and mix in a little bondage with the right collar and leashes. At the Seattle Erotic Arts festival opening night on May 1, a nude striped orange lady on a leash crawled around and played with the audience. Covered only in body paint, she was submissive to the will of her master. Vibrators are popular among females who use toys though men can play with them too. The original vibrator, created by an American physician, George Taylor, M.D., was a cumbersome wood and metal contraption operated by steam. Today’s vibrators are commercialized for satisfaction, but the old wood and metal machines attempted to cure women’s hysteria, which is an antiqued medical terminology for crazy lady. Modern vibrators come in wide variances. The Hitachi Magic Wand and other massagers do the job of stimulating and are inconspicuous around the house. One’s vibrator can buzz, spin, and stroke in many different forms. The typical shape is reminiscent of a dildo but smaller ones can stimulate the clitoris or please other parts of the body. Examples range from the Bullet which is the size of a tennis ball to vibrating tongue piercings which can be used in oral sex. When asked abut their clientele, the Babeland employee said business types are their most frequent visitors. Politicians or anyone with a reputation at stake commonly rent out private sessions to browse the store’s selection. Their disposable income and long lonely trips are among their reasons for shopping, the employee said. The consensus from anonymous interviewees is that sex toys serve their purposes only if they improve your experience. Nipple clamps may seem attractive but if you’re screaming in pain and not pleasure, some revisions are required. It was recommended by toy users that after years of prudence a bit of experimentation never hurts. THE STUDENT NEWSPAPER OF SHORELINE COMMUNITY COLLEGE • Www.shoreline.edu/ebbtide • Volume 44 Issue 13 • May 8, 2009 FEATURES 8 The Naked Truth: an in‑dept A look at the results Lavi Aulck Sports Editor ccording to a Sex Survey conducted by The Ebbtide, 11 percent of males have paid for or been paid for sex while only 2 percent of their female counterparts have done the same. Also, 67 percent of students masturbate – 79 percent of males and 57 percent of females – according to the survey. The Ebbtide surveyed over 200 students on campus from Apr 27 to May 4 in various classes including but not limited to biology, communications, foreign language, math, music, nursing, and physical education. Many classes also declined to participate in the survey altogether and students within particular classes were given the option to decline. Much of the survey results were highlighted by differing results between males and females. For example, 71 percent of males said they watch pornographic material whereas only 33 percent of females said to the same. Also of interest is that 27 percent of A males said they have had sex with 16 or more partners while only 13 percent of females said the same. Additionally, 79 percent of all students surveyed said they are or have been sexually active in their lives – a percentage that contains 84 percent of females but only 73 percent of males. What did not differ between the sexes, however, was the age at which they first had sex. About 46 percent of those surveyed said they first had intercourse between the ages of 15 and 17 – a category that contained 50 percent of all males and 43 percent of all females. Also of notable from the results is that 10 percent of students surveyed said they first had sex between the ages of 12 and 14. Another result of interest was that 90 percent of all students surveyed said they were heterosexual while the homosexual and bisexual populations were 5 percent and 4 percent, respectively. Surveyed student by sex. 48.5% male 51% female 0.5% unspecified Sexually Active Students 73.5% active 84.5% active MALE FEMALE Exploring SCC's most popu Percentage Method Condom Pill Pull out Morning After Abstinence Ring Shot Abortion Female Condom Spermicide IUD Patch 81.3 53.1 35.6 28.1 18.8 10.0 9.4 8.8 8.7 8.1 8.1 6.9 # 1 The male condom Amelia Rivera Editor in Chief According to The Ebbtide sex survey results, the condom is the most popular birth control method used by SCC students. This latex or plastic sheath worn on the penis during intercourse can not only help prevent pregnancies, but it is also a barrier method that protects both partners from STD transmission. They can be bought in pharmacies for around $1, that you can also get them for free at the Women’s Center on the third floor of the PUB. According to Planned Parenthood this method has a 75-85 percent effectiveness. However, it will work better if used with other birth control methods like the pill, vaginal rings, or spermicides. Some condoms can be bought with spermicide on them. It is important in order to increase # 3 Pull out or withdrawal method This method is the third most-used birth control method. However, this is the least effective and most unsafe of SCC students most popular methods with a 70 percent effectiveness in avoiding pregnancy, but no barrier for STDs, according to Planned Parenthood. The pull out or withdrawal method consists of removing the penis from the vagina before the moment when sperm spurts out of the penis, also known as ejaculation. Age of first consensual sex. (% of students) 50 Number of sexual partners. (% of students) 30 45.9 25 40 30.7 30 25.8 20 By removing the peni tion, there is less probab sperm to join an egg. Ho a lot of self-control from and, since sperm remain ter ejaculation, factors like turbation or sex add to th One way of making it s to urinate between ejacu of sperm. However, pre-e still carry sexually trans and pulling out before e not be enough. Hermien Watkins, pro says, “Because it is not r Russian Roulette. It’s taki pregnancy and STDs.” Students who have 11.1% have paid 18.5 19.4 2-5 6-10 11-15 16.9 19.4 15 20 10 0 9.6 10 12.0 1.8 12-14 15-17 18-20 21-25 25+ (age) 5 0 1 a co and mus vulv T whi con oil b and is m T mos con leav men with dom base bub bles S dom and But con out 16+ (# of partners) THE STUDENT NEWSPAPER OF SHORELINE COMMUNITY COLLEGE • Www.shoreline.edu/ebbtide • Volume 44 Issue 13 • May 8, 2009 MALE FEATURES 9 th look at student's sex lives Making sex safer and baby free Students who practice safe sex. 87.5% practice safe sex 86.2% practice safe sex Amelia Rivera Editor in chief No birth control method or barrier is 100 percent safe and effective, but there are definitely ways of protecting yourself. Learn about them! Birth control methods: from most effective to not so much. #1 Abstinence MALE No matter what, this is the only method that can assure you 100 percent, that you won’t get pregnant or that you won’t get any type of Sexually Transmitted Diseases (STDs). However for some people this is not going to happen, so jump to # 2. FEMALE ular birth control methods ondom’s effectiveness to know how d when to put it on. The condom st be on before the penis touches the va, and it can only be used once. The condom most not be teared ile opening it the package. If the ndom is not lubricated, avoid using based lubricants on latex condoms, d do not use too much. A drop or two more than enough. The foreskin, unless circumcised , st be pulled back before rolling the ndom down the tip of the hard penis ving a half-inch space to collect sen. The air in the tip must be pinched h one hand while unrolling the conm with the other hand towards the e of the penis, smoothing out any air bbles. The friction with these bubs could break the condom. Some people do not like using conms because it stops the sexual act, d some argue that it dulls sensation. t there are many different types of ndoms, and ways of making it work for you. is before ejaculability of allowing owever, this takes the male partner in the urethra afe time of last mashe risks. safer is for men is ulations to get rid ejaculation could smitted diseases, ejaculation might ofessor of nursing reliable, it is like ing a chance with SCC’s second favorite birth control method is the birth control pill. Birth control pills or oral contraception are made of hormones, most of the time estrogen and progestin or a combination of both. The pills can be purchased with a prescription at a clinic or drugstore and it can cost $15$50 a month depending on the type. Some insurances cover the pill. The hormones in the pill will keep the women’s ovaries from ovulating, so the sperm will have no egg to join. The hormones also thicken the cervical mucus that blocks sperms and keep them from joining with an egg. According to PP, if taken regularly as directed by a physician the pill can be 99 percent effective as a birth control method. However, this does not protect you from STDs, so it should be used with a barrier method if not sure #4 Morning after pill Also known as Emergency pill or Plan B, this is the fourth most commonly used birth control method among SCC students. The pills are an effective method to prevent pregnancy, but in order for them to be effective, they must be taken no more than 72 hours after unprotected intercourse. Some morning after pills contain paid for sex. 2.3% have paid FEMALE #2 The Pill #2 Vasectomy, Female sterilization and IUD about partner’s health and sex life. There are two main types of pills, the 28-day and the 21-day packages. The 28-day packs contain 21 active pills, and 7 pills that do not contain hormones but serve as reminders, and the 21 which only have the active pills, but need to have a week in between packs. Some combination pills contain more than 21-day active pills, so contact your physicians or local clinic for more information. Progestin-only pills come in 28-day packs and all the pills contain the progestin throughout the cycle. The effects of the pill depend on the woman and the type of pills prescribed. Some common side effects are bleeding between periods, breast tenderness, nausea and vomiting, but most women overcome these side effects after two or three months. only on hormone levongestrel (Plan B), and others contain two, progestin and estrogen. Progestin prevents implantation of the sperm to the egg and estrogen stops the ovaries from releasing eggs. These pills are available for women 17 and over without a prescription, but clinics can prescribe them to younger women if necessary. The cost varies from $10 to $70. However, this method is not a barrier for STDs. MALE These methods are in second place with two to eight pregnancies per 100 women each year according to PP, and they get trickier. For breastfeeding to These get third place with 15 to 25 pregnancies per 100 women according to PP. The best known of these methods, the male condom, and the female condom are also STD barriers, and could be combined with the methods in #3 or spermicide for safer sex. An important thing with these methods is to learn how to put them on! #5 Withdrawal Spermicide and There is a reason why these are last, so please be aware that these rarely work! About 30 pregnancies out of a 100 women happen every year according to PP. These are definitely not STD barriers, so why take the chance? Barriers against STDs #1 Abstinence #3 Sexy safety Again, there is no way besides abstinence to be 100 percent safe. Avoiding sexual intercourse and oral sex can decrease risks without killing the fun. Here are some things you can do to reduce the risk. The safest: Masturbation, cybersex, phone sex, fantasy sharing. Less safe: Making out, mutual masturbation, fondling, massaging, rubbing, and playing with toys. #2 Putting a barrier on love If abstinence isn’t your thing, there are different ways of practicing safer sex, and avoiding STD transmission. One way is barriers like male condoms, female condoms and dental dams which will stop the anus, the vagina, mouth or penis from exchanging fluids which could be carriers of STDs. For more information on safe sex and birth control methods go to: www.plannedparenthood.org Abstinence is the fifth most popular method among SCC students, and the safest possible. Abstinence consists of completely avoiding sex, so you do not have to worry about birth control or barrier methods. 72.4% have been tested FEMALE #3 Pill, Ring, Shot, Breastfeeding and Patch #4 Male condom, Female condom, Diaphragm, Cervical Cap, Sponge and Fertility awareness based methods #5 Abstinence Students tested for STDs. 58.7% have been tested According to Planned Parenthood (PP) these are the safest birth control methods, with one pregnancy per 100 women each year. However it is recommended that men wear condoms during the first three months after getting a vasectomy. Non of these methods work as barriers for STDs. work as a method of birth control, the woman has to be breastfeeding night and day and it will only work during the first six months. The shot, the ring and the patch need to be replaced or retaken on time, and for best results a doctor should be consulted since it involves taking hormones, and each body is different. And again, these are no STD barriers! Students who have used toys. 30.6% have used toys MALE 48.5% have used toys FEMALE THE STUDENT NEWSPAPER OF SHORELINE COMMUNITY COLLEGE • Www.shoreline.edu/ebbtide • Volume 44 Issue 13 • May 8, 2009 TECH & HEALTH 10 Do you have all the facts about women's health? Sara Nagi Staff Writer s little girls we expect our mothers to guide us into womanhood, but sometimes we skip a few steps. Nowadays there’s much more to worry about than periods and tampons. A One SCC student let us in on exactly how much she knows about women’s health. “When I hear women’s health I think of pap smears, checkups, and birth control,” she said. I was curious to know if she was actually getting an annual checkup. She laughed and slowly replied, “No, ‘cause I’m too lazy.” She was also a little unsure of the harms HPV (Human Papilloma Virus) causes. “Yes, I’ve heard of it but I don’t know very much about it,” she said. “I’ll probably get the HPV shot. My biggest concern as far as my health is getting cervical cancer.” In order to protect our health, women must make sure to receive annual pap tests. They can be given by your doctor and clinics in your area (Women‘s Clinic of Seattle, North Public Health Center, Edmonds Women‘s Clinic, etc). Information from Planned Parenthood says that one of the main reasons for these pap tests is to check for HPV. There are many different types of HPV and some cause no harm. Other types can lead to disease of the genital area, cervical cancer, precancerous lesions, or genital warts. The best way to prevent HPV is by getting all three doses of the Gardasil vaccine. There are some side effects such as pain, swelling, itching, and redness at the injection site. The side effects however are inconsequential when compared to the dangers of HPV. Two students studying in the PUB shared their knowledge of women’s health with me as well. Ava Munson and Katie Phelan opened up on their annual’s and what else they plan on doing to protect themselves. Getting pap’s, knowing when something’s wrong with your body, and being able to talk to someone are all important parts of women’s health, according to Phelan. Munson shared similar views. When it comes to our health, “it’s important to understand your needs, take more iron, and have a good relationship with your doctor so you can be open about anything with them,” Munson said. When asked if they receive annual check-ups, they replied in unison, “Yes!” In relation to Munson’s views on iron, the National Institute of Health’s Office of Dietary Supplements agrees in stating that women aged 14-18 should take 15 milligrams of iron daily and women aged 19-50 should take 18 milligrams a day unless the woman is pregnant. If this is the case, then the woman should intake at least 27 milligrams a day. I Photo by Dennie Chong Katie Phelan shows one of the free brochures that's available at the Women's Health Center in the PUB. Also looking at the group of brochures is Ava Munson. asked them both what exactly they knew about HPV. “I know it’s contracted sexually,” Phelan said. “Both men and women can have it and there’s a vaccine for it.” Munson nodded her head in agreement. “That’s about what I know too,” she said. They both haven’t had the Gardasil vaccine which prevents HPV. “I haven’t looked into it enough,” Munson said. In 2005, the Centers for Disease Control estimated that 20 million people had this virus and the numbers continue to grow. Talk to your doctor and discuss the best options for you. The Women’s Center on the third floor of the PUB is a great place to get started. Some common misconceptions about contraception Taylor Dahnert Staff writer ou have to admit, mother nature did a good job of figuring out how to get our species to reproduce--make it feel really good! People like it so much that it’s often done without the intention of making another human. This being said, whether we want it or not, in the right environment, sperm plus egg equals baby. So how do you acheive the “O”s without the “Oh no!”s? There are a few perfect or nearly perfect contraceptive methods, such as sterilization and abstinence, but for many people, these aren’t realistic options. There are also many, many unguaranteed methods that, while they are more convenient, aren’t as effective as they appear. Some methods, such as condoms and spermicides are effective, but not perfect, and unfortunately some people get creative and try alternatives that are unnecessarily risky. Here are some contraceptive methods you should avoid: Y The “pull-out” method Only 73 percent effective, this method can pose many problems. According to Planned Parenthood, many men “lack the experience and self-control to pull out in time.” Also, pre-ejaculate, also known as “pre-cum”, which precedes the actual ejaculate, can carry live sperm from an earlier ejaculation into the vagina or vulva. And pre-cum carries the same Sexually Transmitted Diseases, (STDs), as the ejaculate. The homemade abortion Methods to terminate a pregnancy are controlled and should not be done without the advice of a physician. Some more, for lack of a better word, innovative women, have tried upping their Vitamin C intake in hopes of keeping the fertilized egg from “sticking” to the uteran wall. This idea is completely opposite of the results found in studies done by the University of Texas, University of Oregon, and others. For a healthier baby and smooth delivery, a high intake of Vitamin C should be maintained. An overdose on any vitamin or drug can cause just as much damage to the mother as the unborn child. By beating at the overies and uterus, attempts to kill the fetus may be effective, but it is likely to cause damage to reproductive organs and there is little way to tell if the unborn child is still growing without the care of professional in the field. Essentially, at the earliest sign of pregnancy, there is a small chance of preventing pregnancy without seeing any healthcare professional. There is an even smaller chance of preventing harm to the mother in these attempts. Homemade condoms “Clingwrap barely sticks to plates, and that’s what its intended use is!” said a student who wishes to remain anonymous. When asked about this method, Lynette Peters, Program Manager of the Women’s Center, located on the third floor of the PUB, grimaced and said, “You’re going to want to go to Planned Parenthood about that.” Take her reaction as a sign not to use plastic wrap or plastic bags instead of a condom. Speaking of condoms, there are plenty available in the Women’s Center and they’re 97 percent effective when used correctly. Never use a condom that has been previously opened, used, or exposed to direct heat. None of the information in this article is meant to take the place of a visit to a local health care provider. There, you can receive information on other ineffective methods such as douching, and stopping intercourse before the woman orgasms, and also information on options that are effective. For more information on Planned Parenthood, visit the Women’s Center, found on the top level of the PUB, to find a location near you. Listed below are the Planned Parenthood Centers located nearest to campus. More locations as well as other information can be found at plannedparenthood.org. illustration by Macy Wood Local Planned Parenthood offices Kenmore 6610 NE 181st St # 2 Kenmore, WA 98028 (425) 482-1122 Lynnwood 19505 76th Ave W # 200 Lynnwood, WA 98036 (425) 775-3496 University District 4500 9th Ave NE # 324 Seattle, WA 98105 (206) 328-7711 THE STUDENT NEWSPAPER OF SHORELINE COMMUNITY COLLEGE • Www.shoreline.edu/ebbtide • Volume 44 Issue 13 • May 8, 2009 ARTS & ENTERTAINMENT 11 Porn with a mission A&E Calendar W hen I first moved to Seattle, I was like WTF? When’s it gonna get dark? Evening had taken on a whole new meaning. The twilight zone was pushed deeper into the abyss of time. It felt weird to go out earlier than 9:30 p.m. Here I was, all dressed up for the city’s nightlife, sequins ready to sparkle under disco balls, glitter-glued to flash like fire under pulsing strobe lights, and it’s still light out! My outfits were not meant for sun and blue skies; this is dark, shadowy attire. Now that I was forced to go out later than usual, my internal clock just had to adjust to wake me up at the indistinguishable hour of a Pacific Northwest dawn. These are times reserved for ghosts and baristas, not normal people who without a doubt will wind up with a crabby, yawn filled day. Alas, sunshine streams in through my window, and if I want any sort of social life at all, I shall adjust and let the speedily lengthening spring days have their way. Friday, May 8 7 -- 9:30 p.m. Keystone Church 5019 Keystone Place N. Film: The World According to Monsanto Monsanto is el Numero Uno, the top dog, the leader in genetically modified organisms (GMO’s) in the world! However, this is not something to be proud of. An extremely controversial corporation, the high priests and scientists at Monsanto basically eat babies for breakfast. Some of their popular and extremely toxic products include: polychlorinated biphenyls (PCB’s) and the herbicide Agent Orange. And they make food too! Find out about their fascinatingly evil history so you can boycott every one of their many endeavors. Photo by Dillyn kost Dillyn Kost Staff Writer long the Pike/Pine corridor of Capitol Hill, among the dance clubs, cafes, and trendy retail stores, sits Babeland, a women-owned sex shop. Voted “Best Sex Toy Store” by the Seattle Weekly for nine years, Babeland greets customers and passersby with a window display of their wares. Once inside, the colorful array of sex toys, gear and accessories beckon exploration on tiered display islands. Feathered and leather items perch on wallmounted displays in the back of the store. Dulce de leche scented edible massage oils and bodydrip-able candles waft their hello’s to the nose from the right side of the store. Several shelves of books are arranged along the same side. Around a corner along the left side wall is the fivefeet-high by three-feet-wide shelf that contains the Babeland’s selection of porn videos. “Babeland is very conscientious about the porn that we bring into our store,” said Status Causey, assistant manager at Babeland. “We pre-screen everything to make sure that the content is not racist, homophobic, sexist -- and that there are not extreme amounts of violence,” she said. “Because of that you can see that our porn selection is not huge. We have between 50 -75 selections for purchase.” “We have them organized in different categories: the sex guides, the gay, the lesbian, and the heterosexual,” Causey said. “A lot of the category heterosexual porn will have at least one girlon-girl scene in it. But there is a difference between a girl-on-girl scene and a real lesbian/dyke video. It has to do with who it is directed toward. Whereas Girlon-girl scenes are more directed at heterosexuals - males and females or the male/female couple - Lesbian or dyke porn is for actual lesbians and those who love them. It contains actual lesbians A not just women having sex with other women. “ “One of our most popular hetero titles includes the female director Candida Royale,” Causey said as she continued her arms reach tour. “She’s great. She’s a book writer and a filmmaker who makes porns that are directed toward hetero women. There’s a lot of foreplay, more story-telling, and an effort on building a relationship between the couples, instead of the ‘gonzo’ or ‘wham-bam-thank-you-ma’am’ kind of porn. She uses very attractive people in her porns. You will not see the typical beautiful woman with the sketchy guy in these films.” And on the subject of porn stars with breast augmentation Causey explains: “Candida Royale does use some women with enhanced bodies, but those women in her porns are often balanced by more natural-bodied women. If customers are looking for all natural-bodied women, I usually direct them towards some 70’s porn such as Debbie Does Dallas and The Opening of Misty Beethoven.” “Another popular porn star and filmmaker is Joanna Angel,” Causey said and picked up a video with a picture on the cover of a black haired woman with tattoos and piercings dressed in a punk rock style. “She attracts porn viewers who are younger, edgy folks. They don’t just make the stereotypical film in some hotel room, they put time and energy into making it a certain style.” “Tristan Taormino is another popular sex educator and director,” Causey said and picked up a video with a cover of a group of smiling young adults. “She sets up her videos like the MTV Real World series-- like with people hanging out in a nice house in Mexico. They have interviews and stuff like that. And whatever happens, happens. It’s more ‘gonzo’ style: lots of sex scenes and not so much actual story line.” Along the more amateur line, Causey picks up a Comstock film. “They are made with real life couples,” Causey said. “So you get to see them having sex along with background interviews of how they met, what gets them off, what attracts them to each other. It is interesting for people who are into how relationships are built.” Along with their effort to serve all populations, Babeland also carries gay male porn. “Chi Chi LaRue is one of our most popular gay male porn filmmakers,” Causey said. “We still are conscientious with selecting gay porn and screen the videos for sexist or homophobic content.” “We have ‘trans ‑ men’ (edtranssexual) porn, too,” Causey said. “However, appropriate ‘trans women’ porn is harder to find due to the emphasis on the ‘gawk’ factor issue. Many people just want to watch this out of curiosity for what the ‘trans female’ looks like.” The tour of the videos ended on the top shelf -- the education section “On the sex education shelf we have long-time sex educators, like Nina Hartley,” Causey said. “We also have education films like Bend over Boyfriend, A series that delves into the arena of female strapons and pleasing their men with anal sex techniques.” From7—8p.m.onWednesday, June 17, Babeland will host a free “Porn Night” event “showcasing some of their favorite porn clips, highlighting female directors, professional films starring real couples, and movies deserving an Oscar nod,” according to their website. Babeland also hosts other events, workshops, private parties, and ‘appointment only’ private shopping, which you can learn more about at www.babeland.com. Saturday, May 9 10 a.m. -- 12 p.m. Ecohaus 13131 N.E. 20th St Bellevue Learn: Toy Testing and Presentation Perhaps you’ve heard about those kids who got sick and now have half a brain thanks to those nasty cheap Chinese toys they were sucking on, or that lady who almost lost her arm after cleaning her toilet with some new sparkly one-swish toilet cleaner. Well, you can find out how dangerous your home is for yourself and your wee ones with the concerned people at The Washington Toxics Colatition. They invite you to bring three to five household products, especially toys, to be tested for toxic chemicals at this free community event. Saturday, May 9 5 -- 9 p.m. Museum of History and Industry 2700 24th Ave. Film: The New Narrative: Local Voices for a Global Future The Global Oneness Project is presenting this free film event recognizing the role of local communities in global change. They will show superbly moving and awesome films, have an interactive “café-style” conversation (I’m clueless as to the true definition of this style… maybe everyone has one hand around a latte?), and guest speakers will include a dude from Watts, the notorious LA neighborhood, and a really good filmmaker, Emmanuel Vaughan-Lee. No tickets or RSVP’s means arrive early to ensure that you get a seat. Friday, May 15 12:30 -- 2:30 p.m. Room 818, Music Building Concert: Student Recital Once again, those noisy music students in the 800 building will be gathering with their instruments big and small to play their hearts out for you non-musically skilled people, and other music students as well. Support local music! Listen and love. Friday, May 15 & Saturday, May 16 Thursday, May 21 -- Saturday, May 23 7:30 p.m. Campus Theatre Musical: “The Secret Garden” See non-sexual A&E page for all the secret details… Monday, May 18 8 p.m. Chop Suey Gathering: The 12th Annual HIV Vaccine Awareness Day This annual observance is dedicated to recognizing the thousands of volunteers, community members, health professionals, and scientists who are working together to find a safe and effective HIV vaccine. It’s also a time to educate the public on the importance of preventive HIV vaccine research and to… dance! So, head on over to Chop Suey to hear NYC’s legendary DJ Miss Guy, and DJ’s Colby B and Ponyboy. Also on the FREE bill, performances by Ade & Ben de la Crème and fashions by Art Star. The event is 21 and up… Thursday, May 21 11:30 a.m. -- 1:30 p.m. PUB Room 9208 Drama: “Within the Silence: Share the Courage” To commemorate Asian Pacific Islander History Month, Living Voices, a local drama group is presenting a play. “Within the Silence: Share the Courage” is a drama about Roosevelt’s ordered imprisonment of thousands of loyal Asian families in 1942. Watch while the actors show us how one Japanese American family fought to sustain faith and love throughout the incarceration. THE STUDENT NEWSPAPER OF SHORELINE COMMUNITY COLLEGE • Www.shoreline.edu/ebbtide • Volume 44 Issue 13 • May 8, 2009 ARTS & ENTERTAINMENT 12 The Lady Lacks Luster: You get what you pay for Dan DeMay Distribution Manager ’ll tell you what, let me see some ID and admission’s free,” is the greeting we receive after strolling under the brightly-lit sign on 1st Ave. reading: The Lusty Lady. Appropriately set next to the Four Seasons Hotel in downtown Seattle, the club is dark, dirty, and somehow, a major draw for a constant flow of traffic from the street. Perhaps the marquee with its coy phrases such as “Happy Spanksgiving” lures all this traffic in. The “club” if it can be called that, is a real-life, honest to goodness peep show theatre. On a payby-the-minute ($1 per minute) basis, attendees can step into a small booth and insert dollars to watch the show through a slide up window. Not exactly private, you can easily see if a booth is occupied by looking under each half-wall to check for feet, or a falling tissue. The booths have both one-way and two-way mirrors depending on if you’d like to be seen by the dancers, or not. On a wall opposite these booths, a box of tissues is close at hand for those moments of dripping enthusiasm. The man at the door offers us change and I take five singles, not knowing how much I may want to spend in such a glamorous joint. Just past the doorman’s post, a “menu” of dancers complete with pictures is posted on the wall offering a selection for private booths should you find the “I need to get some more face time with one of the girls. After a quick check for feet in a one-way booth, I step in and stab a dollar in the machine for my first minutes of titillation. The window slides open to reveal a well-lit room carpeted in red velvet and mirrored all around. From my vantage, I see first the dancer directly in front of me, who advances toward the opening window. Others dance nearby, each focused on their respective window, and I can see some faces of those in twoway booths enjoying the show. The girls look thirty-something, or older, and move with an air of indifference as they bob and gyrate in front of the windows. High heels, stretch marks; rough and tumble is the standard for these ladies. My girl seems practiced at feigning eye contact and interest as she shudders and shakes before drawing close to conclude with the full spread. *PLEASE INSERT A DOLLAR TO CONTINUE READING* Have you ever woke up next to someone in those first gray hours of dawn and felt so filthy that you had an urgent need to scrub your body with a piece of pumice to regain some dignity? That’s about the gist of what I’m feeling as I walk out of the booth. Back in the hallway, men seem to come and go (no pun intended) from the booths with eager anticipation. A couple of young men search for the change machine and seem to have no idea what they are in for. If you were to head down the other hall, there are both private dance booths as well as video booths where you can observe, in a bit more privacy, many of the same dancers strutting their stuff in locally produced films. The club, along with its sister theatre in San Francisco, has been open since the 1970’s and moved to its home near Pike Place Market in 1985. Originally, The Amusement Center, as it was first named, showed only peep show films. It wasn’t until 1983 that live dancers were added and then became the focus of both the Seattle and San Francisco businesses. Bill Gates step-mother is said to have called the Lusty Lady’s marquee a “Seattle landmark,” and I must agree, however seedy the innards of the building may be. But don’t let me steer you astray, this is one Seattle landmark that commands a closer look, for only a dollar a minute. Illustration by David Gillett A bubbly review of a dirty night Ebbtide gals review a bit of Seattle’s erotic nightlife Amelia Rivera & Kaiya Hubbard & Taylor Dahnert Editor in chief & Staff writers A lthough it felt like a step out of time and a step out of Seattle, Centerfolds is actually the only male strip club in the area. A dark red illuminated room with a stage and runway surrounded by theatre-like rows of seats filled with giggling drunk women greets your eyes and ears after you pay the outrageous $15 cover charge. The five of us Ebbtide members instinctively huddled together in the back of the room since none of us had ever been to a male strip club before. We wanted to be able to scream and hide our faces should the occasion arise. And it wasn’t long before the first male dancer, wearing nothing but really tight briefs came to dance on a Illustration by David Gillett long rectangular box set in front of our impressive. At the end of the second The other side of the couch. performance we even got a relatively spectrum: “What do we do? Do we tip them?” sexy wiener-flash and we felt relieved Dyllin Kost asked, but none of us when he stopped there and the third Surprised by the ineptitude of males moved. Instead, we squashed closer performer was announced by our cat- at Centerfolds, we decided to compare together and screamed and laughed ty-slightly-jealous-poorly-skilled DJ. it to a female strip club. Our best choice hysterically. Marc Anthony, a name we’ll never was to check Sugars, which is remarkThe dance was playful and sexy and forget, appeared onstage in a benign ably close to campus. the party in front of us was getting cowboy outfit. His is not a perforThe difference was like night and louder and more aroused as clothes mance for the faint of heart. The first day, not only because we were watchwere being strewn across the stage. two dancers looked unthreatening, ing ladies dancing instead of guys perAlthough the rules forbid touching but little did we know what this third forming. Where Centerfolds looked the strippers, mock sex was repeated- performer hid below, and that in 10 like a small Junior High drama stage, ly displayed with audience members, minutes time we would be face to face Sugars looked more like a club, since and some of the ladies were really into with a massive schlong. It wasn’t ex- it was well lit and better furnished. it. Were they the bachelorettes? We actly what we were there for, nor what The environment as a whole would don’t know, but they were have been worth a $15 covhaving a blast. er charge, and for our peace “How can I give him any tips if he After all the screaming, of mind there was a refreshdoesn’t have any clothes on? our throats got a little bit ment bar. dry and we were frustrated Should I stick it between his balls?” These ladies know how to to find that there were no -Taylor Dahnert do business; Although there refreshments whatsoever is no cover before 8 p.m. available to purchase. Not even water! we were expecting. The crowd quieted there is a $10 cover after, with a miniWhat could be an incredible source of while we all screamed louder than ever mum drink purchase required for $5 revenue for a strip club was replaced before. Taylor Dahnert noted in a be- every hour no matter what time it is. with a pathetic raffle ticket sale for an mused tone, “How can I give him any Music-wise Centerfolds’ DJ lacked unknown prize. tips if he doesn’t have any clothes on? smoothness, abruptly transitioning During the performance onstage, Should I stick it between his balls?” from total silence to “Oh my God I a look to our left revealed a curious Wow! Is that real? This was no semi- need earplugs!,”Sugars’ maintained a scene. All we could see at first glance sexy wiener-flash like before--his ma- seamless transition between dancers was a dude’s head and torso thrusting jestic salami flopped up and down like and songs, and withheld awkwardly and the back of a woman’s head crotch a police baton, and when we thought silent moments. level. Our imaginations left us speech- he was done, he turned around and The only caveat was that the dancless, but a closer look revealed that this pulled the curtain to reveal an onstage ers did not interact with the audience was a private party booth where bach- shower. While we hoped he would at and seemed rather lethargic, except elorettes and birthday girls with extra least cover his over sized penis, he ac- for one named Serena who engaged cash could get their own personal lap tually started humping the wet floor the audience with eye contact while lip dance. Our minds cooled down when and splashing droplets of water onto syncing “Don’t cha” by The Pussycat we realized that there was no contact, the ladies, which by the strobe lights Dolls. Overall the environment was only extremely sensual yet fully clothed made it look like other unwanted juic- ideally better, but we can’t deny that moves from the guy. es. Dramatically intimidating, this the dudes knew how to work the pole The first two dancers were skilled in performance wasn’t necessarily for us, and shake their assets. the pole art. Their muscle strength and and we high-tailed it out of there. Reported by: Amelia Rivera, Dillyn how they could hold themselves upside Kost, Kaiya Hubbard, Macy Wood & down on the pole with their thighs was Taylor Dahnert THE STUDENT NEWSPAPER OF SHORELINE COMMUNITY COLLEGE • Www.shoreline.edu/ebbtide • Volume 44 Issue 13 • May 8, 2009 ARTS & ENTERTAINMENT 13 Secret romance: the music and drama departments grow gardens of love Triana Collins A&E Editor he original Secret Garden story: The Secret Garden was originally a novel written in 1911 by Frances Hodgson Burnett, an American-English playwright and author who endured poverty and squalor in the Victorian slums of Manchester, England as a child. After moving to the lush and verdant Tennessee, Burnett began supporting her family through writing at the tender age of 18. The Secret Gareden’s story is of young Mary Lennox, born in India, and orphaned by cholera (death by diarrhea!). She is sent to England to live with her deeply depressed uncle, Archibald Craven. Archibald lost his wife, Lily, years upon years ago, but still has not recuperated. He’s mopy and sad, a total downer to be around, and probably hasn’t done his laundry in months. Mary meets her sickly cousin Colin, who is afflicted with an illness so terrible that he can’t walk or go outside or be a normal little boy who plays with G.I. Joes or defaces Barbie Dolls. Colin is under the evil Dr. Neville Craven’s care (Archibald’s brother) who prescribes him “medicine” that probably isn’t good for him. See, Dr. Craven has some ul- T terior motives: if he can keep Colin sick and hence, Archibald depressed, he might be able to take control of the glorious Craven estate. So among the darkness and gloom comes Mary with her shimmering little girl innocence and she’s like, “Yo cuz, get your little boy ass outside and play with me!” They hang out in the “secret garden” (Lily’s former favorite haunt, now a source of despair for the grief stricken Archibald) with the earthly gardener Dickon, who helps Colin get in touch with his rootsy side. The children become friends and with Mary’s contagious enthusiasm for life and fresh air, Colin becomes a healthy and happy boy. Archibald’s fog lifts and the family that was on the verge of collapse comes together like Pangaea in reverse. Amazing what a little gardening can do for depression, huh? he SCC “Secret Garden” story: Yes, The Secret Garden was originally a novel, then a movie, then an anime, then a porn (probably), but at 7:30 p.m. on Friday and Saturday, May 15 and 16, and Thursday through Saturday, May 21 to 23 in the Campus Theatre, the music and drama departments will be performing a musical adaption. A winner of four Tony T The stars react Everyone’s a star, a winner, a showstopper! And so, everyone who makes this production tick was asked: How does the musical “The Secret Garden”, resonate for you as an individual? To help organize the wealth of emotions presented in their answers, I have organized them into the following categories: those who feel life, smell death, see it as a good quality work experience, sense transformation, just wanna listen to music, or were probably high when they wrote this (jk!). It’s all about the music: Shawn McGrath – Dr Neville Craven “The Secret Garden has some of the most gorgeous melodies!” Ty Cook – Captain Albert Lennox/ Dreamer Photo by Dennie Chong The cast gives Mariah Lotz a lift during rehearsal. Lotz is playing the character of Mary in the play. Awards, and three Drama Desk Awards, the music is by Lucy Simon (Carly’s older sis(who is carly?)), and the lyrics by Pulitzer Prize winning Marsha Norman. Produced by SCC’s tireless music instructors Susan Dolacky and Charles Enlow “A wonderful realization of a great story set to beautiful music.” Ella Q. Xiao – Child /Dreamer “I love the life that rises throughout the songs.” Death is dear and near: Kate Wyatt – Mrs. Medlock “It’s about the many ways people deal with trauma and loss.” Dennis Peters – Lieutenant Shaw / Dreamer “You don’t have to be sad just because someone’s dead.” Anni Korpi – Alice/Dreamer “To me, it’s how the ones that have left us affect how we live day to day without them.” It’s off to work we go: Karen Tomminger – Ayah/Dreamer “An opportunity to get to know the Random Secret Garden More Secret Garden trivia you may need to adaptations: know one day in your • Three different BBC television very long and secret series (those Brits just can’t get life: enough) Film versions of The Secret Garden: • The first was made in 1919 and has become forever lost (fire, Alzheimers, Nazis?) • A black and white version was made in 1949 with garden scenes in Technicolor (so blurry, so dreamy!) • The 1993 hit is the one we probably all fantasized about as children (and probably the only one you’ve ever seen). • • A Japanese anime titled Himitsu no Hanazono Radio plays, paper dolls, cookbooks, the list is tremendously long, probably due to the fact that the book’s copyright expired in 1987 in the US, placing the story in public domain! (who teach the classes required to participate, MUSC 164, 165, and 166: Musical Theatre Performance), and directed by drama teacher Todd Licea, it’s sure to be a hit not to be missed, and it’s only $8 with your student ID. A production like this takes tons of people. You need actors, singers, producers, a choreographer, director, conductor, sound designer, costumer, whip holder, the list goes on and on. Okay so maybe there’s no whip holder, but after having gone to one of the rehearsals, it seems like there has been. These people have been practicing hard everyday for hours since the quarter began. Everyday! For hours! So come show time, you can be assured that they will be GOOD. people in the music department.” Amelia Rivera – Claire Holmes/ Dreamer “I prefer more lively musicals, but this is challenging and that’s good.” Allyson Christianson – Mrs. Winthrop / Mrs. Shelley / Dreamer “I’m so grateful to be a part of this production.” Andrew Guthrie- stage hand “Great opportunity to get experience.” Jess Ekegren – Rose Lennox / Dreamer “It’s real and magical. Young and old can connect with it.” Healing Gardens: Jim Lewis – Major Holmes/Dreamer “It shows how bonding with others transforms negative, unhealthy situations.” Todd Licea – Director “Regeneration and healing are natural. We are all a part of this Earth.” Teresa Metzger-Howe – Conductor Life and Light: Brent Byhre‑Dickon “Touching story about moving forward and survival.” Ann-Marie Caldwell – Musician: keyboard and synthesizer “Hope and beauty bring light to the darkened soul.” Paul Heffner – Colin Craven “A story about how two sad people make friends.” Jackie Ingham – Assistant Stage Photo by Dennie Chong Anni Korppi, Jessica Ekergren, and Ty Cook work on a music scene from "The Secret Garden." Manager “My new found family and finding my spot in it.” Stephen Jones – Archibald Craven “Artistically, I find justice, believing in the beauty of this creative process.” Miranda Troutt – Fakir/Dreamer “Very powerful messages about nature, faith, and hope. Inspiring.” “Nature and love are powerful healers.” Ksenia Popova – Lilly “The ultimate connection between Earth, life, and those who’ve passed.” Tim Redden – Ben Weatherstaff “The show demonstrates the healing power of having a purpose in life.” Are you high? Carl Bronsdon – Show Designer – Costumes/Sets “A Maze, Pathways, Boundaries, Walls, Confinement, A Solution, Escape.” Andy Chan – Lieutenant Wright/ Dreamer “There is a reality inside this mirror.” John Nold – Stage Manager “AAAAHHHH!” THE STUDENT NEWSPAPER OF SHORELINE COMMUNITY COLLEGE • Www.shoreline.edu/ebbtide • Volume 44 Issue 13 • May 8, 2009 SPORTS 14 Shoreline softball winds up for postseason Lavi Aulck “When we played them the first “I think we just need to play our Sports Editor time (this year), we were playing for game and we can win,” Surface said. CC softball has clinched a spot first place in the division and it was a “I know we can beat Bellevue and do in the 2009 Northwest Athletic high energy game,” Swehla said. “We well in the playoffs – we just need to Association of Community Colleges had some trouble offensively and just play how we play.” Despite any inju(NWAACC) playoffs and will look to didn’t get enough clutch hits.” ries, Swehla said depth most likely not only pick up momentum heading Swehla says his team’s success both won’t play a huge part in the playoffs into the postseason, but possibly lay against Bellevue and in the playoffs and feels his team is close to ready for claim to first place in the NWAACC hinges on its ability to play a compete the postseason. North division in its upcoming in all aspects of the game – hitting, “We are a little banged up – people games. pitching, and playing defense. are taping stuff and wrapping stuff but The team currently stands 13-5 in “It’s about how we approach the that’s just the way things are this time the division – three games behind game (against Bellevue) and our mind- of the season,” Swehla said. “We’ve Bellevue Community College (BCC) set,” said freshman Camille Deprew. “I played well against good team so hopefor first place in the division and two think it’ll be different this time around fully that is something we call fall back games ahead of Everett “I feel like I have a personal relationship on. As a group, we are not Community College uncomfortable with this (ECC). The team had with every girl on the field. – something level of play – we actually two games against I haven’t had with any other team I’ve seem to play better against ECC rained out on better competition.” been on.” May 5 but does have To help the team be ‑Brittanie Thibodeaux more familiar with some two games against BCC scheduled on the weekend of May now that we’ve seen them once and I of the playoff teams, Swehla scheduled 9-10 before playoffs begin May 15. don’t think they can beat us if we play SCC’s non-conference games against “The one hurdle we need to over- our best.” some of the NWAACC’s toughest comcome is that we haven’t beaten Depew has held the proverbial “big petition. Swehla says this will not only Bellevue,” Head Coach Lance Swehla stick” on offense for much of the sea- allow for the players to make individusaid. “That’s one thing that I think as a son. Depew has a team-leading .446 al adjustments, but will allow the team team and as a program, we need to ac- average while accounting for more to make adjustments to their overall complish because they’re at the top of hits (37), runs (32), and home runs (8) gameplan. the food chain right now and you have than any other player on the team. “We’ve played everyone so we’ll have to go test yourself against those types Sophomore Athea Surface, mean- a bit of a book on them and, dependof teams.” while, said the team’s success in the ing on who we play, we’ll have a phiIn fact, Shoreline hasn’t notched a postseason will depend on the team’s losophy,” Swehla said. “We (begin the win against BCC in 18 games dating ability play within itself and stick to its playoffs) against the NWAACC South back to May 13 of 2004, including gameplan. Surface has had to shoul- division and, historically, it’s been two losses at the hands of Bellevue on der much of the team’s pitching du- the strongest conference. The past 10 April 21 of this year. Even so, SCC has ties after fellow starting pitcher Emma champions have come from that divimade the postseason for the past three Snow fell to a season-ending shoulder sion so it’s going to be a tall order for seasons. injury. game one.” No matter how the team does, sophomore catcher Brittanie Thibodeaux says the season has been special. Thibodeaux, the team’s catcher for the past two seasons who won all-division honors last season, likens the team to a family more than anything. “This is one of the most fun teams, most family-like teams I’ve been on,” Thibodeaux said. “I mean it down S Earn Your Human Services BA Degree in Everett WOODRING COLLEGE OF EDUCATION Make a difference with people – in communities! • Advocacy for Victims of Child Abuse, Domestic Violence, or Homelessness • Criminal Justice • Human Resources • Case Management • Community Development & Community Organizing You are invited … attend a Human Services info session: May 14th, 3:00pm June 30th, 3:00pm Gray Wolf Hall, #253 Everett Community College Fall Application Deadline Extended Photo by Dennie Chong Athea Surface throws a strike in a game versus Skagit Valley College. Surface and the SCC Dolphins won the first, but lost the second of the doubleheader against SVC. to the nitty-gritty. Your parents (the coaches) might yell at you or you might hate your brother or sister one day but you know that if someone picks on them, you have their back. We always have each other’s backs and someone is always ready to back up someone else. “If someone does make a mistake, we trust someone will come through and make up for it. I feel close with every single person on this team; I feel like I have a personal relationship with every girl on the field – something I haven’t had with any other team I’ve been on.” Impressive start turns to questionable season Aaron Hunter Staff Writer f anyone knows the importance of consistency through a whole season, it’s Shoreline Community College’s baseball team. After starting the season at an impressive 10-0, the Dolphins hit a bump in the road and have only won three of their last 26 games, leaving them at a less impressive record of 13-23. The reason for the increase in losses? It can be hard to explain. “I really don’t know,” Sophomore Catcher Griffin Sweazy said. “We started playing uncharacteristically, and stopped hitting all together.” Unfortunately, the Dolphins hit the I rocky road just in time for league play, leaving them with a record far from qualifying for the playoffs. Although they won’t get to the Northwest Athletic Association of Community Colleges (NWAACC) promise land, they do have a team goal for themselves to finish the year right and keep themselves from getting last place for the second year in a row by taking down Olympic Community College. While SCC began the year as one of the better hitting teams, there was a sudden drop in bat productivity. Although there is no single reason, the toll of losses could have had an effect on it. At the beginning of the year, the team was able to feed off of a string of wins and keep the bats hot. But as the wins began to turn into losses, it had a dampening effect on the team’s mentality, leaving players looking to superstitions to get out of their slump. With the team is trying to end the season on a high note, they are com- ing off of a double header in which they scored an average of six runs, outdoing the combined four runs the team scored in the previous four games. Even though this has not been a dream season for many of the SCC players, Sweazy said it has still been a step up from last year’s. “This season has been more fun,” said Sweazy. “Starting off 10-0 this year doubled our total wins from last year, so it has been better.” With a better record than last years five win last place season, the Dolphins will look to continue rebuilding its success into next year, to improve again. The Dolphins will attempt to avoid a last place finish this weekend, playing four games, two of which will be at the local Lower Woodland baseball field on at 1 p.m. on Sunday, May 10. (425) 259-8919 hs.everett@wwu.edu • www.wwu.edu/hs AA/EO Institution THE STUDENT NEWSPAPER OF SHORELINE COMMUNITY COLLEGE • Www.shoreline.edu/ebbtide • Volume 44 Issue 13 • May 8, 2009 SPORTS 15 Seattle sports show signs of life in 2009 Lavi Aulck Sports Editor fter the year of doom and gloom of Seattle sports that was 2008, 2009 has offered something beyond just the hope of renewal – it’s actually offered success. For those that aren’t familiar, 2008 was often given dubious titles like “the worst year for sports in any city, ever” in the national media and it really is hard to argue otherwise. The Mariners finished with the second-worst record in the MLB, the Sonics had the second-worst record in the NBA for the 2007-08 season before leaving the city for Oklahoma, the Seahawks had their worst season since 1992, Huskies football didn’t win a single game while the Huskies basketball didn’t make the 2008 National Collegiate Athletic Association (NCAA) tournament or the 2008 National Invitational Tournament (NIT). Only the Storm actually had anything resembling a positive season, but that ended in a first round upset in the WNBA playoffs. 2009, however, has gone a long way to wash the taste of 2008 from the mouths of sports fans. A A brief look: Seattle Sounders Not many predicted the Sounders to fire off to the start they did, much less have the second-best record in Major League Soccer (MLS). Kasey Keller hasn’t shown his age, Freddie Ljungberg’s glass hip has held steady, and Fredy Montero looks like a budding star. Above all, though, the Sounders have brought a Euro-style atmosphere to Seattle soccer from the March to the Match to the Golden Scarf Ceremony to a fan-driven General Manger. Seattle Seahawks The Seahawks may have gotten the most dominant, NFL-ready player in the draft in Aaron Curry. TJ Houshmandzadeh, Max Unger, Cory Redding, and Deon Butler should also be welcome additions. The ‘Hawks season comes down to health and the hope that the near-Biblical plague of injuries that ravaged 2008 won’t show itself in 2009. Most fans should feel comfortable knowing that lightning doesn’t strike the same spot twice. Other Husky football cannot possibly sink any further – it’s hard to trump a winless season. Based on the fact that they can’t possibly do worse, the Huskies should show some life in 2009. The Storm resigned Lauren Jackson. While the team has her paired with Sue Bird, they should consistently contend. The Thunderbirds should also make the playoffs for the sixth straight season. Seattle Mariners The Mariners, somehow, some way, have perched themselves atop the American League (AL) West. Clutch hitting, starters that are pitching surprisingly well, and a solid bullpen have made the Mariners one of the biggest surprises of the young season. Regardless of how they finish the year, the fact that the Mariners have already won more than one-fourth of the games they did in 2008 is nothing short of extraordinary. Seeing Junior in an M’s uniform again is pretty nice too. Husky Basketball The Huskies rebounded from a disappointing 2008 season to not only win their first PAC-10 title in 25 years, but also steal a #4 seed in the Big Dance. Led by three diminutive, under-six-foot guards and a beast in the middle named “Jon,” the Huskies went back to Romar-ball and, in doing so, put the program back on the tracks to success. Add in another top-25 recruiting class highlighted by blue-chip prospect Abdul Gaddy, and the Huskies should start the 2009-10 season on a strong note as well. illustration by Macy Wood Seahawks pick up steam with NFL Draft Miles Liatos Staff Writer he Seahawks continued their offseason talent search April 25 and 26. As you may already know, the Seahawks were fortunate enough (or unfortunate enough) to own the rights to the number four selection in the 2009 National Football League (NFL) Draft. They selected several players, many of which have great potential, and one of which is expected to play at a very high level. “With the fourth pick in the 2009 draft, the Seattle Seahawks select... Aaron Curry... Linebacker, Wake Forest,” said Commissioner Roger Goodell. It was like music to my ears, and probably to Curry as well, who attended the draft. After Curry’s name was called, his eyes welled with tears as he embraced the family members that sat by his side. It was touching-- I myself leapt off my couch and let out a loud, unrestrained “YEEEEAAAAWWWWWW!” But let me tell you why... As I said in Volume 44 Issue 12 of The Ebbtide before the draft, Curry is a player unlike many in the linebacker position. He has displayed all the qualities needed to be a great linebacker, and then some. Not only is he a great tackler, but he also covers the field at a speed that would make cheetahs jealous. His 40-yard dash of 4.5 seconds obliterates the average linebacker’s time. So even with his massive size and strength, Curry manages to exhib- T it speed and agility. Expect to see him making plays all over the field this season and beyond. The Seahawks also drafted Max Unger, an offensive center from Oregon University and Deon Butler, a wide receiver from Penn State. Unger is a solid lineman, who weighs in at 309 pounds and displays great technique in his blocking style. He isn’t a massive, bad-dude-with-an-attitude type blocker, but he reminds me of former Seahawks center Robbie Tobeck. Unger shields the defenders from the ball and will even go as far as to dive in front of defenders to keep them at bay. Unger is a versatile player who can play center as well as guard. In the short-term, Unger will be used as a reserve to add to the depth the Seahawks have on the offensive line. Given the opportunity to play, Unger will likely be used as the guard or even center position if Chris Spencer, (knock on wood), goes down with an injury. Wide receiver Deon Butler reminds me of former Seahawk Bobby Engram. He could also be greatly utilized in the slot, a position that Bobby Engram crafted and mastered in the Seahawks offense. Butler ran a 4.38 40-yard dash at the combine, one of the fastest times recorded. Surely, Quarterback Matt Hasselback is salivating at the yards he might be able to chalk up with Butler in the huddle. The Seahawks are currently crowded at the wide receiver position. Pro Bowl- caliber receiver T.J. Houshmandzadeh was just added to a group that already included accomplished players Deion Branch and Nate Burleson. But Burleson and Branch have had recent injury problems, and re-aggravation of these injuries could mean more playing time for the younger, less-experienced players behind them. If the Seahawks receiving unit remains healthy, Butler could be used sparingly as a slot receiver. Otherwise, we may be seeing a bit more of Penn State’s all-time receptions leader. The Seahawks selected four more players in the late rounds of the draft. Rutgers quarterback Mike Teel was selected in the sixth round, while Rutgers safety Courtney Green, Oregon defensive end Nick Reed, and California tight end Cameron Morrah were drafted at picks 245, 247 and 248 in the seventh round, respectively. After all was said and done, the Seahawks came out of the draft alive and well. Not only did they secure a, perhaps, legend-to-be in Aaron Curry, but they also solidified some of their weaker positions in the later rounds of the draft. And in doing this they assured us that maybe, just maybe, they wouldn’t again find themselves here anytime soon. Standings Baseball Standings Team Division Record (W-L) Skagit Valley 17 – 3 Edmonds 14 – 6 Everett 14 – 10 Bellevue 11 – 9 Douglas 10 – 10 Olympic 4 – 16 Shoreline 2 – 18 Softball Standings Team Division Record (W-L) Bellevue 17 – 3 Shoreline 14 – 5 Everett 15 – 7 Olympic 12 – 7 Skagit Valley 5 – 12 Peninsula 5 – 17 Edmonds 0–7 THE STUDENT NEWSPAPER OF SHORELINE COMMUNITY COLLEGE • Www.shoreline.edu/ebbtide • Volume 44 Issue 13 • May 8, 2009 ETCETERA 16 Rants and Raves Rave To security officers Dan and Robin, Thanks for taking care of my bloody knee after I tripped in front of the 1000 building on a rainy Monday. By looking at the size of my wound when you wiped my knee, I thought it was going to hurt like sitting on a cacti with bare skin. But you were so gentle that I almost didn’t feel the pain. It was worth the “trip” to know that we have such nice and professional security officers on campus to take care of our injuries whenever we need them. Thanks again! Rave Has anybody else noticed all the guys outside the gym that walk around in really tight pants tossin balls back and forth? I’m always wondering: can I like, sit down and watch? Or would that be weird? Cause they’re like, practicing for something right? Some kind of ball tossing competition for sure. Maybe they would like an observer, an audience of one. Maybe that would make for some casual competitiveness, resulting in a full on ball tossing game complete with bats. So I’ve decided: why spend hella money downtown watching the pros toss their balls around? Cause you can watch free balls right here at an SCC! Cause that’s what we’re all watching, right? Balls? Not butts. Balls. Rant Deadlines are so fascist. They inhibit the natural flow of the creative and learning processes. I believe here at Shoreline we should be more futurist. Instead of grading on arbitrary goals that don’t pertain to the real world like multiple choice questions, how about students present what they’ve learned in a portfolio. A culminating exhibition-- because we aren’t all the same. Rave The technology lab is the spot to be on campus. In between class if I need to check to see if anyone thinks my photos from that party last night were funny, I can hit up MySpace or Facebook. School’s way too serious, so I gotta check my latest tweets to see what my boy Ashton Kutcher is up too. Send us your Rants & Raves www.webbtide@yahoo.com Due to the overabundance of sexual content in this issue, Love & War is going “family friendly”. Dear L&W, I think I hate my brother. Okay, so maybe hate is a strong word. Shall I use strongly dislike? He bothers me to the depths of my core like no one else is able to. I’m two years older than he is and we have a younger sister, whom I love and adore with all my heart. My problem lies in the fact that I’ve always secretly found him to be annoying and repulsive but tried my hardest to be civil toward him. Even as children I would stick up for him whenever he got into his many fights, always ready to defend and protect my lil’ bro. But now we’ve grown older and he still acts like a whiny, weaseling, liar baby. I can’t stand to hear him talk (always about himself of course), and am dreading making the annual obligatory birthday phone call. He doesn’t call me, but I know if I don’t do it, my mom will get upset since she’s been living in a fantastical, we’re-all-one-big-happy-family world for the past 24 years. Should I trust my instincts, not call, and save myself a stomachache, or do what the moms would like? -Brother Trouble Dear Brother Trouble, Crazy By Miles Liatos Y X E S d r o w s s Cro Unfortunately, we do not get to pick who are families consist of. Why, if I had it my way, my mom would be the sole heiress of a trampoline factory, my father a psychedelic mushroom farmer, and my siblings a pack of giant, long-haired Flemish rabbits (those things can weigh up to 20 pounds!). I’m sorry to say, you are STUCK. For life. Fortunately, you do get to choose whom you spend your phone minutes on. If your bro doesn’t call you, why bother calling him? It’s not like he’s trying to reach out to you or keep your mom happy. As far as the moms goes, you’re gonna have to tell her like it is and burst her fantasy family bubble. The truth might hurt, but it’s better in the end. Eventually, you’ll come together again, whether it’s his next birthday or (not to be morbid, but anything can happen) his funeral. -L&W Dear L&W, I’ve had a crush on my cousin since we were little kids. I used to entertain the idea of a big white wedding with him on our family’s farm. I know now that my admiration was a normal childhood fantasy that many playmates share. But I’ve heard that cousin marriage is actually pretty normal and not the weird, hillbilly-ish drama that we often imagine. Should I reinvigorate our relationship or let bygones by bygones? -Wanna B Cousin Kisser Dear Wanna B Cousin Kisser, You are indeed correct. Cross-cousin marriage (between the children of a brother and sister and their respective partners) is a fairly normal practice in many parts of the world. While the US has laws forbidding it in 24 states (26 allow it!), Europe has no laws against it. According to the news show “20/20”, 200,000 cousins wed in the US each year and 20 percent of all marriages in the world are between cousins. In some countries, including most in the Middle East, over half are between cousins. One of the big reasons for this is to ensure that property stays in the family. So maybe as a little kid, you subconsciously wanted your family’s farm to stay that way! So if you really want to stir up that youthful romance again, I suggest moving south, as while Washington says no to cousin marriage, California says YES! -L&W Do you have a question for Love & War? Come on, its anonymous! webbtide@yahoo.com THE STUDENT NEWSPAPER OF SHORELINE COMMUNITY COLLEGE • Www.shoreline.edu/ebbtide • Volume 44 Issue 13 • May 8, 2009
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