October 2002 - Petaluma Post
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October 2002 - Petaluma Post
A READER’S MONTHLY © 2002 MICHAEL COY “UMBER ROCKS, GOLDEN SKY” NEAR GOAT ROCK VOL. XV • OCTOBER 2002 • NO. 192 Transitory Permanence by Michael Coy Graton Gallery October 2nd—November When buying or selling horse property, ranches, estates or fine homes in the North Bay, call Michelle Clein. BODEGA BAY—754+/- acres on scenic road with views of the ocean, mountains, ridges, valley, forests, etc. Three creeks, springs, rock outcroppings, plus a nice balance of forest and grassland. Older fixer homes and barns. This is a chance of a lifetime to own your own private sanctuary. Bring horses and create the trail riding of your dreams. Zoned AE and LEA (two parcels, not sub-dividable). This is a rare opportunity! Motivated seller! Call for more details. Offered at $3,920,000. PETALUMA—6.63+/- acres, 4 Bedroom, 2.5 Bath home with pool and 3-car garage in a convenient location with stunning views. Ten stall barn, two wash/ groom stalls with hot water, 12’ x 24’ tack room, circa 2001. 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Financing As Low As 61/2% To Qualified Buyers OFFER ENDS DECEMBER 21, 2002 NORTHBAY SUNSPACE INC. 420 Lakeville Street Petaluma, CA 707-769-8553 Lic. # B-337713 la maison Home Furnishings Accessories & Gifts Open 7 Days a Week Interior Decorating (by appointment) 49 Petaluma Boulevard No., Petaluma, CA “Under the Clock Tower” At the corner of Western Ave. & Petaluma Blvd. 707-773-2900 HOURS: Monday-Saturday 10:30 a.m.-6 p.m. Sunday 11 a.m.-5 p.m. T H E P E TA L U M A P O S T • O C T O B E R 2 0 0 2 • PA G E 3 Wristwrestling Dave Devoto carrying the ball as Number 83 for the College of the Pacific in 1951. Dave Devoto Brings Internet Armwrestling To Millions BY BILL SOBERANES D AVE CAME DEVOTO A BE- FOOTBALL 16. Years later he became a pioneer in a new sport called Wristwrestling/Armwrestling. Today, Devoto is the President of the World’s Wristwrestling Championship, Inc., United States ArmSports, and Vice President of the World Armwrestling Federation. The events he supports and nourishes have brought him in contact with a new breed of athletes. At age 16, Dave was the captain and All-League end on the Santa Rosa High School football team and captain of the track team. The next year he was All-Conference end at Santa Rosa Junior College. At 18, he was again All-Conference end and was selected for the Little All American Team. Devoto played for what many say was the greatest Santa Rosa Junior College team of all time and helped the team to achieve many records. During his first year at SRJC he scored four touchdowns against Marin Junior College, their major rival in the game for the League Championship. Dave held the scoring record for an offensive end during the past 50 years which was finally broken in 2001. He was recently installed into the SRJC Football Hall of Fame. HERO AT AGE Dick Blewett was the athletic director at the college for more than thirty years and selected Devoto for his All-Time Great Team. It was while playing for the College of the Pacific (now University of the Pacific) that Look Magazine selected Devoto to be on their All-Coast Team. The coach at that time was Ernie George and his advisor was the immortal Amos Alonzo Stagg. In his adult life Dave received commendations from the Attorney General of the State of California and the City of Petaluma for heroic action in pursuing an individual who had Co-founders of Petaluma’s World’s Wristwrestling Championship, Dave Devoto (on left) with Bill Soberanes in 1996. stolen a car and crashed through a police car barricade. As the city of Petaluma police chief wrote, “The suspect fled on foot with the officers, who were slightly injured in the crash, giving chase. Officer Boon has informed me that at this point the individual was well in front of him and that he observed Mr. Devoto in his front yard and called for him to stop the individual who was running. Mr. Devoto responded by giving chase and actually tackling the suspect and subduing him until such time as the officer got to the location.” Dave grew an athletic mind from his football experiences as a young man and developed an unusual interest in armwrestling. His contribution to the sport of armwrestling and the World’s Wristwrestling Championship Tournament in Petaluma every October for 41 years has been remarkable. It was Devoto who negotiated the famous contract that brought ABC’s Wide World of Sports to Petaluma where they televised the event for sixteen years and helped put Petaluma on the map. Hundreds of millions of viewers have witnessed the World’s Wristwrestling Championship tournament on the ABC network. Dave also led a wristwrestling tour of New Zealand years ago. The tour took in most major cities in that faraway land and OFFICIAL PROGRAM OF THE 51 ST ANNUAL the sport caught on with the locals. The wristwrestling safari was covered by New Zealand television and radio networks as well as by all the major newspapers. That trip did much to help promote the sport down under. Dave established a relationship in 1990 with Igor Akhmedshin and the Russian Armwrestling Federation, then took Team USA to Moscow from 1990 through 1998. If you were fortunate to have made the journey with either of those teams you have memories you will never forget. In the process of helping make Petaluma the “Wristwrestling Capital of the World,” Devoto appeared on the Johnny Carson Show with Dona Meyers who at the time held a title as current World Champion. On the broadcast, Dona wristwrestled and beat Johnny Carson twice while Dave refereed the event. It’s unbelievable, but Devoto still receives residual checks from the Carson show due to the many times that particular favorite show had been shown in reruns and is available in The Best Of Carson Videos. It was Devoto who was instrumental in setting up the major wristwrestling/armwrestling tournaments at the MGM Grand Hotel in Las Vegas. He also laid the groundwork for tournaments in Reno, Nevada; Salt Lake City, Utah; Houston, Texas; and dozens of other cities and states. One of Dave’s favorite stories is about former President Ronald Reagan and myself. I’ve been Dave’s partner over the years in promoting the sport and was always up for a photo opportunity. Reagan was set to pose for a wristwrestling photo and I was to be his opponent. Dave was the referee and Reagan insisted on taking me on instead of merely posing for the photograph. When Dave set up the match and Reagan asked what the “Go” signal was, Devoto promptly replied, “Ready Go.” At that instant Reagan slammed me down and Devoto declared the President to be the winner. It was unforgettable for me how quick Reagan’s mind worked. He had instantly driven my arm into my side, cracking two ribs on Dave’s “Go!” But I liked him anyway. That day President Ronald Reagan declared Petaluma to be the “Wristwrestling Capital of the World.” The outcome of the Soberanes vs. Reagan contest created a great deal of publicity for the sport and Petaluma throughout the country. Devoto is a member of a pioneer Sonoma County family. His great grandfather was the first of the Dave Devotos’ to settle in the county followed by six generations all of whom had one sibling named Dave. During his reign as International Vice President of Active 20/30, he spent a month as a guest lecturer in Australia and later spoke in Canada and Mex- “ It was Devoto who negotiated the famous contract that brought ABC’s Wide World of Sports to Petaluma... ” ico as well as countless states in America. For the past 12 years Dave has been the sole owner of Petaluma’s radio station, KTOB. In February of this year he sold the station. Dave Devoto is known as the “Father of Armwrestling” on the internet in the same way that James Brown is known as the “Godfather of Soul.” Since he began United States Armsports in 1995, and has had the www.armwrestling.com website online since April 1996, it has been the highest rated armwrestling website of all time. Many millions have visited the site and Dave has kept it free of all advertising subsidizing his expenses from his own finances. Should you have the opportunity to meet Dave Devoto at this year’s Main Event, ask him to PA G E 4 • T H E P E TA L U M A P O S T • O C T O B E R 2 0 0 2 Wristwrestling OFFICIAL PROGRAM OF THE 51 ST ANNUAL Armwrestling’s Greatest Honor: 2001 John Miazdzyk Award T HIS MOST PRESTIGIOUS AWARD IS PRESENTED EACH Wristwrestling at its best when ABC Wide World of Sports televised the event. 2002 WORLD’S WRISTWRESTLING CHAMPIONSHIP Celebrating 51 Years of ArmSports in Petaluma, CA Saturday October 12, 2002 Petaluma Veterans Memorial Auditorium 1094 Petaluma Blvd. South, Petaluma, CA. Over $5,000 Awarded In Cash & Prizes WEIGH-INS Saturday October 12th 9 a.m. to Noon Friday October 11th 8 p.m. to 10 p.m. Sonoma Joes’ Casino 5150 Montero Way Petaluma, CA OR Veterans Memorial Auditorium Petaluma, CA Tournament begins at 1 p.m. with 36 different divisions for weight, sex, right or left, age, etc. New Reduced $5 Spectator Fee—0-12 Years Old FREE YEAR AT THE WAF WORLD’S ARMWRESTLING CHAMPIONSHIP to a deserving individual who has shown greatness in the sport of armwrestling either through organizing competitions or volunteerism. The 2001 recipient has given many years of dedication and support to ArmSports. This recipient has also been a leader of our sport for longer than any other human being on the face of the earth. He has spent 30 to 40 hours every week for many years on armwrestling and receives no pay for his dedication. His wisdom and leadership on the internet has furthered our sport more than anyone else. With that last statement you now know who is this year’s winner. The 2001 John Miazdzyk Award winner is Dave Devoto! I’m proud to say that Dave is this year’s winner and I cannot think of a single person who deserves this award more than him. Dave participated in the world’s first organized tournaments and the coverage of that event by ABC’s Wide World of Sports brought the sport of armwrestling to the attention of millions. Dave was the first in ArmSports to recognize the importance of the internet. Dave first brought up the idea of the internet in 1994 and told us it would change the world. I will admit that I did not believe him, but he knew what was going to happen and he was right. In closing, I salute Dave Devoto and congratulate him on being the recipient of our sports most prestigious award. —Leonard Harkless President USAA/USWA Deputy Head Referee WAF (Award Presented by Mario & John’s Bar OPENS AT 7 a.m. 707-769-9984 128 E. D Street, Petaluma, CA T H E P E TA L U M A P O S T • O C T O B E R 2 0 0 2 • PA G E 5 Wristwrestling OFFICIAL PROGRAM OF THE 51 ST ANNUAL The first match held in 1952 at Gilardi’s Bar was between Oliver Kulberg (on left) and Jack Homel. In the background from the left is Bill Soberanes, Scoop Seidell and “Diamond Mike” Gilardi. Wristwrestling History: 1952-2002 T HE MATCHES BEGAN IN GILARDI’S SALOON IN PETALUMA, CALIFORNIA IN 1952. Bill Soberanes, a young journalist was the founder of the organized sport. He was the inspiration for the Annual Petaluma, then Northern California, and then the California Armwrestling Championship. In 1962 Bill and Dave got together to form the World’s Wristwrestling Championship, Inc. and take it to one of Petaluma’s largest auditoriums. The event was tremendously successful and exciting things began to happen. In 1968 Charles Schultz did 11 comic strips where Snoopy was coming to Petaluma to win the World’s Wristwrestling Championship. Unfortunately in the final strip he was eliminated because the official armwrest- ling rules stated you must lock your thumbs with the opposing competitor. Snoopy had no thumb. Drats! These comic strips were done in dozens of different languages and distributed throughout the world. “ In 1968 Charles Schultz did 11 comic strips where Snoopy was coming to Petaluma to win the World’s Wristwrestling Championship. ” In 1969 Dave contracted with the American Broadcasting Corporation and the World’s Wristwrestling Championship began a wonderful 16-year relationship with ABC’s Wide World of Sports. Armwrestling had finally come of age. A story in Playboy magazine substantiated the fact that our televised event was the highest rated show in the young history of Wide World of Sports. Most of the competitors in the sport today first became aware of armwrestling through ABC’s productions of the Wide World of Sports World’s Wristwrestling Championship. The televised championships ran from 1969 through 1984. We love Wide World of Sports. In October 1995 the event was filmed by the Learning Channel and shown four times throughout the world. The World’s Wristwrestling/ Armwrestling Championship is always held the second Saturday in October in Petaluma, California. On October 12, 1996 the event was filmed by NBC’s Bill Soberanes and Dave Devoto (on right) pose with bronze wristwrestling statue located at the corner of Washington St. and Petaluma Blvd. No. World News Today and shown throughout the world on October 13, 1996. On October 14, 2000 the event was filmed by CBS and shown on October 16th on the Bryant Gumbel show. Part of the event was also shown on Evening Magazine weeks later. ArmSports, Armwrestling and Wristwrestling are all the same sport using the same type table with pegs. We have been consultants on movies and television videos regarding ArmSports, Armwrestling and Wristwrestling and are making our facilities available to all ArmSports competitors and organizers. Our goal is to provide information and organization to all who have an interest in the sport. We Salute The World’s Wristwrestling Championships THE FIRST EDITION 212 So. McDowell Blvd., Petaluma, CA In the Washington Square Center 707-775-3200 PA G E 6 • T H E P E TA L U M A P O S T • O C T O B E R 2 0 0 2 Wristwrestling OFFICIAL PROGRAM OF THE 51 ST ANNUAL Wonder Woman Barb Zalepa I T WAS THE SUMMER OF WHEN THE WORLD OF 1992 ARM- WRESTLING HAD THE FIRST CHANCE BARB SCHLEGEL. There was a charity armwrestling tournament in West Lorne, Ontario, Canada. Barb, who grew up in the area, decided to participate in the tournament. She was always good at armwrestling and thought that she would give it a try on a professional table. She had excelled at any sport that she competed in and thought that TO SEE THEN “ She had little trouble beating the defending champion at that tournament and thought armwrestling would be a sport she would enjoy. ” this would be an exciting new challenge. Barb had gone undefeated as a amateur boxer going 13-0 (no one got past the first round), she had won a body building contest, and still held multiple high school track records in Ontario. She had little trouble beating the defending champion at that tournament and thought armwrestling would be a sport she would enjoy. The referee told her that she had more natural talent then any other woman he had ever seen and that she should try the next tournament which was 2 weeks away. There would be more competition there because it was a money tournament. That referee was Mark Zalepa. Barb participated at the next tournament and defeated all again, including the Ontario champion. Still not understanding the magnitude of what she just did, she walked back to her seat and never thought anything of it. After the tournament she was approached by the same referee and told about the Canadian championships in Ottawa and that she would have a good chance at doing well. She would have a much stronger class of competition because the many time Canadian and World champion, Nancy Locke, would be there. She decided that was the next tournament she would attend. She was very interested in finding out more about the sport because with her background in competing at a high level she knew that nothing came easy. She also knew she would have to practice to become better if she planned on competing professionally. The weekend of the Canadians had arrived. She had not had a chance to practice. It was a huge tournament and to make it more interesting, it was being covered by TSN (The Sports Network). Barb placed second to Nancy but not before beating three other Provincial champions. Nancy had way too much speed and experience to have Barb give her a challenge. The fire was sparked in her heart to become the best at the sport. Barb trained hard for the next year hoping to get the chance to beat Nancy at the 1993 Canadian championships which were going to be held in Regina, Sasketchawan. She lost to Nancy again at the Ontario championships and was more determined then ever to be on top. There was a twist to the story Barb Zalepa wowing the crowd once again in competition. that helped Barb out. Shirley Issac, another multiple Canadian and World Champion was going to be in the same class. Everyone thought that Nancy and Shirley would be the ones to watch. Barb shocked the armwrestling world by becoming the champion in the 60kg. class with both left and right arms. Next was the WAF World Championships in Edmonton, Alberta. The World Championships went the same way as the Canadians. Barb was not the favorite and was overlooked. She walked away with the 1993 World Armwrestling Champion in the women’s 60kg. class. It was all the drive she needed to train harder and become a top name in the sport. In 1994 Barb thought that she would not compete at the WAF World Championships in Sweden, but would rather try the biggest tournament at the time which was the Yukon Jack. Barb has stated since the day she started the sport that she wanted the challenge of beating the best. Seeing that the Yukon Jack was an open weight class she thought it would be more exciting to try. She placed third behind Dot Jones and Liane Desfrene. She beat many women bigger than her and became determined to accomplish Pam’s Country Jam The Band T H E P E TA L U M A P O S T • O C T O B E R 2 0 0 2 • PA G E 7 Wristwrestling something no other woman ever has. (continued on page 7) (continued from page 6) Win the World Championships in 4 different weight classes! The next year would turn out to be the most rewarding year of her life. She achieved the greatest title on earth, Mom. On October 2, 1995 an 8lb. 2 1/2 ounce baby boy arrived. Chase Alexander Zalepa was born and thankfully he has Barb’s huge hands. Maybe a third World Champion in the family? Only time will tell. With a year off from the sport Barb knew that she’d have a lot of catching up to do, so she trained harder then ever on her way to winning her 5th and 6th Canadian titles. She focused on the Yukon Jack in Orlando, Florida. She lost again to Dot and Liane but it only intensified her drive to prove that she could compete with bigger women. She vowed to beat at least one of the women who had been her only obstacles over the last two years. She accomplished that feat in the summer of 1997 beating Liane in Ottawa. During the winter of 1998 Barb was waiting for a tournament to start in Huntsville, Ontario when she was coaxed into pulling the men’s 135lb. class. The class had the reigning Ontario champion plus 2 time Canadian champion for the men in the same class. She thought for training reasons she would try it to see how she would fair against the men. It was not a good day for the men in Huntsville. Barb won both women’s classes as well as the men’s with the Ontario and the Canadian Champion placing 3rd and 2nd behind her respectively. This was just another example why many competitors consider Barb pound for pound one of the best armwrestlers in the world. Barb has many titles to her credit such as 10 time Canadian and 6 time World Armwrestling “ It was not a good day for the men in Huntsville. Barb won both women’s classes as well as the men’s with the Ontario and the Canadian Champion placing 3rd and 2nd behind her respectively. This was just another example why many competitors consider Barb pound for pound one of the best armwrestlers in the world. ” Champion but there’s still one title she would love to obtain— Olympic Gold Medalist. Barb, as every other professional armwrestler, is dreaming of the day that this great sport will get the chance to show the world what OFFICIAL PROGRAM OF THE 51 ST ANNUAL great athletes it has on the Olympic stage. With hard work and a lot of cooperation Barb hopes that this dream will become a reality. There is no greater feeling in sports then to represent your country at the greatest sporting event on the planet. We all hope it can happen. With the future of the sport looking brighter than ever now Barb has plans to train relentlessly to obtain the goal of a World title in 4 different weight classes. She now has 3 with the most recent one coming in the 70kg. class at the 1998 World Armwrestling Championships in Thunder Bay, Ontario. All this from a woman that weighs 134lbs. (61kg.). If there is any woman in the sport that can accomplish this feat, it is Barb Zalepa. UPDATE: Wonder Woman Barb Zalepa is back. In early spring of this year at the 4th Annual Central Ontario Armwrestling Championships Barb won the Ladies Right 0-135lb. Plus the Ladies Right Super Match Open! She’s baaack! In September she won the Canadian Nationals in her weight division. For more information on Shamrock Materials INCORPORATED 400 Hopper St., Petaluma, CA 94952 phone: 707-765-8570 fax: 707-763-6542 WE’VE MOVED! Come Visit Our New Location at East Washington & Lakev- Eric Wolfe honing his pulling skill in practice with the Phoenix Interview with Arizona’s Eric Wolfe BY DAVE DEVOTO How long have you been armwrestling? 10 years, 20 to go! How did you get started? The late great Fred Piazza from Tampa, Florida was refereeing a tournament at MacDill Air Force Base in 1991. I entered and won my class. Fred started training me and introduced me to various techniques and other armwrestlers in the Florida area. Shortly after being introduced to the sport, the Yukon Jack Final was held in Tampa. I was amazed by all the great pullers and have been “hooked” ever since. What have you done since then? I moved to Phoenix in 1997 and continued to armwrestle and recruit practice partners. Phoenix is now the home of Phoenix Arms, one of the finest armwrestling clubs around. Check us out at www.azarmwrestling. com, we continue to motivate and develop top notch armwrestlers. Well, at least we have fun anyway, and look good in our team shirts. Sorry, we don’t sell Juice Plus or tell you how to use your computer. We just armwrestle—go figure. Well, what exactly have you won all over the world? I haven’t traveled too much internationally, but have won many state titles and even the USAA Nationals in 2001. What about armwrestling workouts and practice? Phoenix Arms trains every week. We have developed some very unique methods of improving tendon strength and raw power. There are many training pictures on our web site. If you are ever in the Phoenix area, please look us up by calling 602-463-5220 or email us at azarmwrestling@ cox.net. Do you have any recommendations for new armwrestlers? Armwrestle...and don’t forget to have fun doing it. Read everything (even the AAA message board) and listen to advice from others. PA G E 8 • T H E P E TA L U M A P O S T • O C T O B E R 2 0 0 2 Wristwrestling OFFICIAL PROGRAM OF THE 51 ST ANNUAL lnterview with Multiple Champion Steve Phipps BY DAVE DEVOTO How long have you been armwrestling? I’ve been tournament armwrestling for 32+ years. I’m 45 and now compete in the Masters Division as well as the Open Left Division at most tournaments. I broke my right elbow and arm in 1996 and again in 1997, so it’s not as good as it once was. Two right-handed classes on the same day is too much stress, so I’ve learned my limits. How did you get started? I grew up on a farm in Eastern Washington. I would armwrestle my friends at school and my cousins and uncles at family reunions. When I was 13 my Dad had me doing the undesirable jobs on the farm, while the hired help were busy with the more desirable jobs. I went to my Dad and told him I didn’t think it was fair. He said “Let’s armwrestle and if you win we’ll see about a change.” We armwrestled, he won and said “OK, get back to the field.” I set a goal to beat my Dad at armwrestling, so in addition to the ditch digging, bucking hay bales, sprinkler pipe changing and picking up rocks I began Lifting weights. Later that year I saw an ad in the local newspaper for an armwrestling tournament. I entered the Junior High School Division in the Heavyweight class. What happened? I won that first tournament. Fran Ayers who was a Women’s World’s Wristwrestling Champion put on that tournament with her husband George. I had seen her on TV and was quite impressed that I had met a World Champion. I don’t think they even noticed me. “ I set a goal to beat my Dad at armwrestling, so in addition to the ditch digging, bucking hay bales, sprinkler pipe changing and picking up rocks I began lifting weights. ” But three years later I entered the Pacific Northwest Championship that was held in Kennewick, Washington. The tournament was run by Doyle Clapper and sanctioned by the World’s Wristwrestling Championship, Inc., which I had watched on “ABC Wide World of Sports.” For me, this was my first shot at big time wristwrestling. They only had adult divisions, so I had to convince my parents that I wouldn’t get hurt. I had finally beat my Dad at armwrestling earlier that year and as he was the best armwrestler I knew I felt I would have a good chance of at least winning a few matches. I caught the Ayer’s attention at this tournament after about 6 wins. People began asking who I was, and did I know whom it was that I just beat? Apparently I was doing great, because I had beat the local champ. I didn’t know enough to be afraid of losing. I was just taking each match one at a time and trying to do my best. I ended up wristwrestling the defending PNW Champion in the quarter finals. We locked up and armwrestled for almost 5 minutes. He beat me, I was exhausted, but I had given it my best effort. The Ayers invited me to their armwrestling practices and told me I needed to learn some technique to go with my natural strength. What have you done since then? I didn’t get too serious about armwrestling until I graduated from college and missed competitive sports. During high school and college I would armwrestle during the summers at local tournaments in the PNW. I was busy with football, wrestling and track in high school so I stayed in good shape. I wanted to play pro football until I seriously injured my shoulder in a motorcycle wreck. The doctor put me in a traction device for 6 weeks and told me football was not going to work out for me. Steve Phipps, multiple armwrestling champion, shows off some of his medals and awards. Congratulations To The 51st Annual World’s Wristwrestling Championship Coffee & Espresso Service 23 Kentucky Street 707-769-7208 PS EVENTS Is Now Open! Adobe Harvest Catering, Inc. Gene Giorgetti President P.O. Box 453 Penngrove, CA 94951 707-795-7222 T H E P E TA L U M A P O S T • O C T O B E R 2 0 0 2 • PA G E 9 OFFICIAL PROGRAM OF THE 51 ST ANNUAL Wristwrestling (continued on page 9) (continued from page 8) Well what exactly have you won all over the world? TITLES 11 World Championships 5 right/6 left (including a rare “Double- Double” winning World Titles in Wristwrestling and Armwrestling with both arms, the same year) 31 National Championships Yukon Jack Regional Champion Western U.S.A. Champion PNW Champion STATE CHAMPIONSHIPS Washington, Oregon, Idaho, & Hawaii. AWARDS 1983 Sportsmanship of the Year 1992 Armwrestler of the Year 1997 Most Dedicated Armwrestler of the Year Team USA To Russia, 1995-1996 Team USA To Japan, 1999 Team USA To Finland, 2000 Team USA To Italy 2001 What about armwrestling workouts and practice? I host armwrestling practice at my home most Tuesday nights from 7-9 p.m. We have a number of World and/or National Champs from Washington State that practice together, including Jacob Abbott, Alan Bown, Wayne Fredrickson, Tim Storey, Lance Whitehill, Mitch Cady, Andy Medak and Lance Kent. Most practices we have 5-20 armwrestlers. I have found that “table time” is the key to being a good armwrestler and “table time” with other good armwrestlers is the key to becoming your best. Steve Phipps working out his wrists and forearms in his home I also know that without them I would not have accomplished what I have in armwrestling. Sometimes practice ends up being harder than the tournaments, if you train correctly with a group of guys like this and end up being lucky at the tournament. We make each other better. I am happy to train armwrestlers and I feel that I am returning the favor for those armwrestlers that took the time to teach me. I lift weights 2 to 3 times a week and try to get in 2 to 3 cardiovascular workouts on the treadmill per week. I focus on upper body weight lifting, with even more focus on arms and forearms. I’ve developed a number of different exercises and types of equipment for arm workouts out of necessity. One of the simplest solutions came about because I began injuring my wrists, when I got to the point I was wrist curling 225lbs. with the straight bench press bar. I was strong enough to do sets of wrist curls but as my arms fatigued I would lose balance of the weight and the weight would twist my wrist sideways causing injury to the small muscles and connective tissue on the side of the wrist. I went to the farm and cut up a PTO shaft, which was just small enough to fit the Olympic sized plates yet strong enough to hold a number of 45lb. plates. I was then able to center the weight and have progressed over the years to the point where I now do wrist curls with 360lbs. I also squeeze a gripper during the day, as I drive from one sales call to the next. Do you have any recommendations for new armwrestlers? Find a group of armwrestlers to practice with. It will greatly improve your progress. Don’t expect to be a great armwrestler over night, very few are, most will have to pay their dues Petaluma is the Gateway to Sonoma County’s Wine Country... We Wish All the Athletes Good Luck At This Year’s World’s Wristwrestling Championship! 5100 Montero Way • Petaluma, CA 94954 phone: 707-664-1155 • toll free: 800-221-2222 Letter from Shailender Kadian: Vice President of WAF India, President of Association of Indian Armwrestling Federations, and Asian Representative I JANUARY 24, 1972 AT ROHTAK (HARYANA) INDIA INTO A JAT FAMILY. My father is an Advocate and my mother a housekeeper. I did my schooling in Model School Rohtak affiliated to Central Board of School Education. Graduated from University College, Rohtak and did my law from University of Rajasthan, Jaipur, India. I started participating in sports in year 1987. I participated and stood first in Hammer Throw, Discus Throw and Shot Put in University four years in row. I was also selected to represent Haryana State in the National Weight Lifting Championship in Udaipur in 1994. I was awarded Best Body Builder of the Year in 1994, stood three times Mr. University in Body Building and was awarded College Color also. I achieved six times National Gold Medallist in various martial arts forms: Karate, Taekwondo and Wushu. I started armwrestling in 1990 by participating in National Championship in Cuttack (Orissa) and stood second in my weight group of -90kg. I took first place in Haryana State Armwrestling Championships from 1990-1999. I opened the Supreme Armwrestling Club in 1998 in Rohtak, Haryana. I participated with team in various international armwrestling competitions under the auspices of Mr. Willy Deneumostier, General Secretary, World Armwrestling Federation starting with Belgium—Rochefort Open, Switzerland—9th WAS BORN ON Shailender Kadian: Vice President of WAF India, President of Association of Indian Armwrestling Federations, & Asian Representative. Swiss Open, Poland— XXII World Armwrestling Championship, Finland—Powerbull Competition, Finland—Proarm Open Competition. I was honored by WAF by accepting my recognition as President of Association of Indian Armwrestling Federation(s) and Asian Representative of World Armwrestling Federation in XXII World Armwrestling Championship in Gdynia, Poland in December 2001. Always available for helping in any manner in armwrestling in Asia and India. 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ESTABLISHED 1901 Van Bebber Bros. Inc. SHEET • STRIP • PLATE • BAR • SHAPES Rick Van Bebber P.O. Box 760 729 Petaluma Blvd. South Petaluma, CA 94953-0760 The 1973 tournament saw Bill Harrison defeating the Mighty Pete Nistok in the final match. PHONE: FAX: 707-762-4528 707-762-2772 T H E P E TA L U M A P O S T • O C T O B E R 2 0 0 2 • PA G E 1 3 Wristwrestling Can you believe it? The Petaluma Post’s David Bennett versus the Lion King. “The Good Old Days”—from right to left are: Bill Rhodes, Jim Pollock, Jimmie Payne, Ted Pollock, Jim Dolcini, Larry Vogensen and Mike Syderhaus. In the front row from the right is Bill Soberanes and Ray Wilson. OFFICIAL PROGRAM OF THE 51 ST ANNUAL Promoter Dave Devoto is pictured celebrating another great championship with 1973 World Champ Bill Harrison on his left and Runner-up George Krotter on his right and three time Champ (1972-1974) Ted Pollock wearing a tie. PA G E 1 4 • T H E P E TA L U M A P O S T • O C T O B E R 2 0 0 2 rendering the fleeting effects of light upon the naturally chiseled surfaces of stone. Complimenting this series of large canvases will be several small works depicting dramatic skies illuminated by the extraordinary light of California. The gallery also features the paintings of Denise Champion, Marylu Downing, Mylette Welch, Patrick Fanning, Susan R. Ball as well as the unique creations of several local Sonoma County artisans. An opening reception with the artist will be held on Saturday, October 5th at Graton Gallery, 9048 Graton Road, Graton, CA, from 4-8 p.m. The reception will feature the fine wines of Davis Family Vineyards. 10% of Michael’s sales from this show will be donated to the Oak Grove Education Partners, an education foundation benefiting the art, music and Spanish programs at Oak Grove and Willowside Schools in Graton. The Arts “Umber Rocks, Golden Sky” (near Goat Rock), 36” x 48”, © 2002 Michael Coy. (Also appears on Graton Gallery: Transitory Permanence by Michael Coy Now Showing through Nov. 4th S COUNTY PAINTER, MICHAEL COY WILL BE SHOWONOMA ING A SERIES OF NEW WORKS at Graton Gallery October 2nd through November 4th. In this show, Michael departs from the more traditional landscapes he has shown throughout Sonoma County since 1999. With these paintings of local rock formations, he explores themes of relative time and our perception of it, ON CANVAS “ I find the idea of the light changing by the second upon these forms that have taken eons to produce as interesting and beautiful as the visual results this interplay creates. I’m trying to capture one moment of this intersection of relative time, the play of ephemeral transitory Light upon these perceived icons of permanence. Of course, these rocks, these icons are ever changing as well, and I find in this interplay metaphors that relate to the lifespans of societies, species, and individuals. ” For more information about the show contact Graton Gallery at 707-829-8912. A READER’S MONTHLY Editor & Publisher David Bennett Research Editor Norman Spaulding Advertising Bob Colliss Rebecca Miller Advertising Design Phyllis J. Beaty Editorial Production Phyllis J. Beaty Composition Magnolia Studio Photography Scott Hess Illustration Ross Parkerson Printing Sonoma Valley Publishing ROVING EDITORS: Best of Bill Bill Soberanes The Devil’s Advocate Joe Tinney Fine Dining Detectives Carol Davis Joe Davis Leisure Jessica Grace Nature Barbara Caswell Norris (Bob) Dyer Old Petaluma Skip Sommer Petaluma Pete Richurd C. Somers Petaluma Poet Joe Kohn Q&A About Your Money Jim Becker Travel Jean A. Cooke The Petaluma Post is not responsible for the images and statements of any advertiser or author. Community information must be submitted by the 15th of the month. Advertising deadline is the 1st of the month. For Subscriptions Mail $20.00 to: T H E P E TA L U M A POST P.O. Box 493, Petaluma, CA 94953 Magnolia Studio BOOK CONSTRUCTION Design, Production & Project Coordination 1810 Darby Road Sebastopol, CA 95472 voice: 707-824-9662 fax: 707-824-9662 email: pjbeaty@magnoliastudio.com www.magnoliastudio.com Why Go Anywhere Else? For all your financial services, needs and exceptional, personalized service, count on Edward Jones. • Self-directed IRAs featuring flexibility, tax advantages and tailored investments. • Complete Financial Organization programs to help manage your finances. • Calculation Tools to help you plan for a College Education or Retirement. • Tax-advantaged, fixed income investments. JIM BECKER AT: EdwardJones 707-778-7780 “Passage One” 36” x 48”, © 2002 Michael Coy. 247 N. McDowell Blvd., Petaluma, CA 94952 T H E P E TA L U M A P O S T • O C T O B E R 2 0 0 2 • PA G E 1 5 The Arts Barry Singer Gallery Presents Two: Frida Kahlo & Diego Rivera and Lou Stoumen’s, Paper Movies P FRIDA KAHLO & DIEGO RIVERA AND LOU STOUMEN, PAPER MOVIES will be two concurrent exhibitions at the Barry Singer Gallery. The Opening Reception will be Saturday, September 28th, from 5-7 p.m., and the exhibition continues through Saturday, November 23rd. As a dynamic pair of artists, Frida Kahlo and Diego Rivera were themselves subjects HOTOGRAPHS OF of innumerable photographs. Their colorful personalities are revealed through images of them in all aspects of their lives; Kahlo with her dramatic countenance and costumes, and Rivera with his bulk and bearing. This exhibition includes vintage photographs along with recent color images of the “Blue House,” the home they shared. New York City’s Time Square area in the 1940’s was a symbol of rapid change and “progress,” embodying new technology and social interaction—much of which looks intriguingly oldfashioned today. Lou Stoumen’s photographs remind us of the dynamism which was, and still is, New York. These photographs were the earliest of a career which spanned four decades, and resulted in ten books and also included garnering two Oscars for documentary film-making. Autumn Exhibition of Landscapes and Seascapes By Local Artists At Tomales Gallery October 26th T HE TOMALES GALLERY The gallery is located at 7 Western Avenue, Petaluma, CA. Gallery hours are Tuesday through Saturday, 11 a.m. to 6 p.m. and by appointment. The gallery is 45 minutes north of San Francisco, at the entry to the Sonoma/Napa wine country. In addition to these exhibi- tions, Barry Singer Gallery continues to offer masterworks of vintage photography, as well as a growing selection of outstanding international and local contemporary photographs. Visit www.singergallery.com to view the exhibition. IS PLEASED TO ANNOUNCE ITS Aut umn Exhibit ion which commences on Saturday, October 26th with a reception at the gallery from 1-5 p.m. The show continues through December. The exhibition will include Northern California landscape and seascape paintings by nationally acclaimed artists Dana Hooper, Denise Champion, Clark Mitchell, Randall Sexton, “Sunstreak” 40” x 60” by Clark G. Mitchell. Timothy Dixon and Michelle Thomison. The Tomales Gallery also features pottery, handturned wood and unique gift items from around the world. The Tomales Gallery is located at 3985 Tomales/Petaluma Road at Highway One (Shoreline Highway). Gallery Hours are Friday-Sunday, 12:30-5p.m. Call them at:707-878-2680. REECE DELAND Classes and Workshops 1900 Petaluma Blvd. No., Available For All Ages Petaluma, CA 94952 PHONE: 707-328-2861 • EMAIL: rdeland3@aol.com WEB: www.hometown.aol.com/rdeland3/index.html PA G E 1 6 • T H E P E TA L U M A P O S T • O C T O B E R 2 0 0 2 Music Santa Rosa Symphony Opens 75th Anniversary Season T HE SANTA ROSA SYMPHONY ITS 2002-2002 OPENS 75TH ANNIVERSARY SEASON OCTOBER 12TH-14TH, at the Luther Burbank Center for the Arts, with a spectacular program highlighting the talents of both John Adams and Jeffrey Kahane. John Adams, one of America’s most admired and frequently performed composers, will make a special guest appearance to conduct his Century Rolls for piano and orchestra, with Music Director Jeffrey Kahane at the piano. Adams was inspired to write Century Rolls after spending a late night listening to a recording of old piano roll music from the 1920’s. Adams describes the piece as, “That of an orchestra and solo piano tightly but happily aligned amongst the cogs and wheels of a bustling rhythON John Adams composed and conducts the popular piece, Century Rolls. mic machine.” Recently, Adam Baer of the New York Sun called Adams, “The best kind of creative intellectual-one whose art is at once graspable, deep, fun, moving, and smart.” The opening weekend program will also include festive flourishes of Americana with Copland’s Party Scene from his opera The Tender Land and the massive chords and brooding melodies of Rachmaninoff’s Third Symphony. At the conclusion of the performance, 75th Anniversary celebration activities, including a champagne toast, will be held in the Luther Burbank Center lobby. Symphony performances are Saturday and Monday at 8 p.m. and Sunday at 3 p.m. Free, preconcert lectures by Music Director Jeffrey Kahane will begin one hour prior to each concert in the main theater. An open rehearsal performance begins at 2 p.m. on Saturday, October 12th. Tickets are available at the Symphony Box Office at the Luther Burbank Center daily, from 9 a.m.-6 p.m., at the door 1 1/2 hours before each performance or by calling 54-MUSIC (707546-8742). Single tickets are $24-45 and senior discounts are available. Seven dollar Student Rush tickets, to students with school I.D., are available one half hour prior to curtain. Jackson Chamber Series Perform OcSchool. phony, and Barbara Banke and tober 11th The Jackson Chamber Series Jess Jackson, owners of KendallJackson Winery. It showcases top at Sonoma Symphony musicians in an exThe Jackson Chamber ceptional performance hall and Series is a continued Country Day provides audiences with music collaboration between performed at the highest profesSonoma Country Day School sional level. O N THE HEELS OF A SUCCESSFUL FIRST SEASON, MUSIC DIRECTOR JEFFREY KAHANE AND THE SANTA ROSA SYMPHONY CHAMBER PLAYERS WILL OPEN THE FIRST IN A SERIES OF THREE CHAMBER CONCERTS. The series be- gins with a program of Mozart, Epstein and Dvorak on Friday, October 11 th, in the Jackson Theater at Sonoma Country Day “ School, the Santa Rosa Symphony, and Barbara Banke and Jess Jackson, owners of KendallJackson Winery. ” is a continued collaboration between Sonoma Country Day School, the Santa Rosa Sym- Counseling You Can AffordFor the Help That You Need Immediate Appointments Available PETALUMA PEOPLE SERVICES CENTER 1500A Petaluma Blvd. So., Petaluma, CA 94952707-765-8488 The opening concert will begin with Mozart’s Quintet for Piano, Oboe, Clarinet, Horn and Bassoon, highlighting the talents of Jeffrey Kahane on piano and principal Santa Rosa Symphony wind players. The second piece, Paul Epstein’s Echo Park, will feature Kahane and flutist Kathleen Lane Reynolds. Epstein described the work as “signifying a magical, interior place made from a brightly hued yet dreamy nostalgic fabric of images and feelings.” Dvorak’s dramatic and powerful Piano Quartet in E-flat will close the program and will once again feature Kahane and Santa Rosa Symphony Principal string players. The performance will begin at 8 p.m. Tickets are available at the Symphony Box Office at the Luther Burbank Center daily, from Calling the Jacques Thibaud String Trio’s playing “spontaneous and commanding,” the New York Times said, “this could be the first string trio in some time to have a major career.” 9 a.m.-6 p.m, at the door 1 1/2 hours before each performance or by calling 54-MUSIC (707-546-8742). Single tickets are $22-$30. Jacques Thibaud String Trio at Spreckels November 1st T and graceful ... exalted expertise ... a triumph.” The trio pays homage with its name to the great French violinist Jacques Thibaud. Born in 1880, Thibaud devoted himself to playing trios with his partners Casals and Cortot, in addition to his activities as soloist. Many of Jacques Thibaud St r ing Tr io WAS FOUNDED AT THE BERLIN SCHOOL OF ART IN 1994. Nearly unique among today’s chamber ensembles, these three young musicians play by heart. Calling their playing “spontaneous and commanding,” the New York Times said, “this could be the first string trio in some time to have a major career.” With their charm, youthful exuberance, and astounding virtuosity, Burkhard Maiss and Philip Douvier on violin and Uwe Hirth-Schmidt on cello have delighted audiences of all ages in large and small venues. The Los Angeles Times praised them in this way, “Their playing had authority as well as heat; indeed, it proved both compelling HE “ With their charm, youthful exuberance, and astounding virtuosity, Burkhard Maiss and Philip Douvier on violin and Uwe Hirth-Schmidt on cello have delighted audiences of all ages in large and small venues. ” the great musicians of his time, including Kreisler, Fournier and Ysaÿe, also found their way to his Paris apartment to play with him. At 73, while still performing all over the world, he lost his life in a plane crash. The Jacques Thibaud Trio will appear in Spreckels Performing Arts Center’s Nellie W. Codding Theatre for one performance LIFESOURCE Professional Life Coaching Is Growing Richer Lives BALANCE • GROWTH • AUTHENTICITY eam Wit r D h Pam Bell 1-800-689-9672 (ext. 66) pamelabell@mindspring.com T H E P E TA L U M A P O S T • O C T O B E R 2 0 0 2 • PA G E 1 7 Theatre Historic Cinnabar Theater Announces Its 29th Season P ETALUMA’S NABAR HISTORIC THEATER CIN- ANNOUNCES THE OPENING OF ITS 29TH SEASON, commencing with Chek- ov’s Uncle Vanya. Quicksilver II Theater Company presents this poignant comedy by Anton Chekov, with English adaptation by David Mamet, September 20th through October 12th. Opening night festivities, Friday, September 20th, include a pre-performance hour of Russian sweets and savories, accompanied by select Sonoma County wines, and a post-performance opportunity to sip champagne and talk with cast and director. October 25th through-November 2nd brings the outrageous Fred Curchack back to Cinnabar with his newest one man show, Dionysos Does Dallas: A Geek Tragedy. This is an outrageous, hilarious and utterly unpredictable revision of Euripides’ mythic Greek drama, Bacchai. The rest of November and December are given over to the festive productions of the Cinnabar Young Repertory Theater, now in its 20th year. Two specially commissioned productions provide an opportunity for talented young actors and singers to grace Cinnabar’s main stage. Christmas Comes to Cherrywood runs November I 5th through 24th, and an original musical version of the perennial, favorite It’s A Wonderful Life plays December 6th through 22nd. Petaluma Sings! Holiday Concerts continue the winter season’s offerings, with a matin6e and an evening performance on December 14th. The Youth Choruses, directed by Barbara Rosen, perform at 2 p.m. at Cinnabar Theater, and the Women’s Chorus and the Cinnabar Chamber Singers, directed by Nina Shuman, perform at 8 p.m. at St. Vincent de Paul Church, 25 Liberty, in Petaluma. New Year’s Eve brings a real treat! The Spanish Hour, Ravel’s sparkling bedroom farce, set in a clock shop, will be presented by the Cinnabar Opera Theater, along with delightful French and Spanish songs as a curtain raiser. The December 31st evening includes a Spanish dinner and champagne. Closing night, January 12th, features a delicious pre-performance sampling of Sonoma County dessert wines and gourmet chocolates. The third year of collaboration between Cinnabar Theater and renowned playwright John O’Keefe continues with a World Premiere opening January 24th. Göring and the Texan, produced by Quicksilver II Theater Company. This play explores the relationship between Hitler’s brilliant Head of the Gestapo and his American prison guard during the Nuremberg Trials. As part of his Cinnabar residency, O’Keefe will perform two of his internationally acclaimed monologues: Shimmer, on January 30th, and Vid, on February 6th. O’Keefe will also offer a special workshop on Naturalism on the American Stage, date to be announced. Cinnabar Young Repertory Theater returns with its 20th Anniversary Spring Festival. The Teen Acting Ensemble, directed by Deborah Eubanks, will present Shakespeare’s A Midsummer Night’s Dream, from February 28th through March 9th, followed by the Musical Theater Ensemble production of Gilbert and Sullivan’s The Pirates of Penzance, directed by Eileen Morris, March 2 1st through 30th. Cinnabar Opera Theater presents its Spring opera, the tender tragedy Madama Butterfly, by Giacomo Puccini, with new English translation by Pocket Opera’s Donald Pippin. This gorgeous intimate opera runs April 4th-27th. A World Premiere by Fred Curchack arrives in May. Gauguin’s Shadow, which runs May 9th-1 7th, reveals the artistic genius and outrageous life of Paul Gauguin, through live performance, puppetry, video projection of his art, shadow magic, music, dance, and text taken from his writings. Petaluma Sings! Choruses will return for springtime concerts, dates to be announced. The 29th Season finishes with Quicksilver II Theater Quicksilver II Theater Company Anton Chekov’s Uncle Vanya, a this poignant comedy with English adaptation by David Mamet, September 20th through October 12th. Company’s production of the hilarious play We Wont Pay! We Won’t Pay! by 1997 Nobel Prize winner Dario Fo. When grocery prices rise sky high, what’s a poor girl to do but stuff bags of food in her sweater and pretend to be pregnant? When her “term” is up, what happens is too funny for words. This play runs May 30th through June 21st. Season subscriptions are available by calling 707763-8920 or by email to info@ cinnabartheater.org. Subscriptions save 20%, off the individual ticket prices for Cinnabar Opera Theater, Quicksilver II Theater Company, and Cinnabar Young Repertory Theater. Individual ticket prices are as follows: Cinnabar Opera Theater $25 General $22 Senior & Student Quicksilver II Theater Company $17 General $14 Senior & Student Fred Curchack $15 General $13 Senior & Student Young Repertory Theater $10 General $6 Youth 12 and under For more info. visit the website at www.cinnabartheater.org. or call 707-763-8920. 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Also try the Strawberry Soup which is served with vanilla whipped cream and citrus granite. This was as unique presentation and was also a fabulous treat. FROM PETALUMA ON AN EASY RIDE ALONG HIGHWAY 101 TO DOWNTOWN SANTA ROSA’S RAILROAD SQUARE. We had heard through the grapevine that there was a new French restaurant, Brasserie de la Mer, with Executive Chef Liz Ozanich preparing tasty cuisine using local and organic ingredients primarily from the Pacific Coast. The restaurant is located adjacent to the new Vineyard Creek Hotel, Spa & Conference Center. The Brasserie style menu was designed by Philippe Boulot who is a James Beard Award Winner. The dining room was designed with high ceilings and an exhibition kitchen. There was dining on two levels with the upper level opening to a lovely outdoor patio. The flow of the dining room was very comfortable with sufficient room between tables. Our server, Deble, was soon at our table and told us about the specials. We ordered a bottle of White Oak Chardonnay and were about to see what Brasserie de la Mer had to offer. De la Mer means “of the sea” but the menu featured a variety of dishes that we had to try. Here are some of those that we highly recommend: APPETIZERS Sonoma Foie Gras pan-seared medium-rare with Rhubarb Relish, Brioche Crostini and Balsamic Syrup We must admit that if Foie Gras is on the menu we have to have it. Much is said about how the Hudson Valley Foie Gras, with its ability to be prepared rare, is superior but this Sonoma Foie Gras was prepared perfectlymediumrare which is more to our liking and was sweet and delicious! Dungeness Crab, Mango and Avocado Salad with Blood Orange Vinaigrette, Micro Greens & Chive Oil This salad is fabulous with lovely presentation and fantastic taste. SOUPS Yellow Split Pea Soup with Sonoma Smoked Duck Breast Pea soup is a great test of how all Our server, Deble, advised us about the cuisine, wine and helped to pace our meal perfectly. soups at a restaurant will be. We found this to have a great consistency and delicious especially because of the duck. ENTREES Oven Braised C.X Leg of Sonoma Lamb Slow cooked for seven hours and served with Yukon Gold potato gnocchi and Cipollini onions, baby carrots and baby summer squashes. The lamb melted in your mouth, fell off the bone and was as hearty as an autumn dish could be. We also loved the crisp vegetables that were a perfect accompaniment. Liberty Farms Duck—Grilled Breast& Confit of Hindquarter with Fricassee of Haricot Vert, Russian Banana Fingerling Potatoes with Sable & Orange Demi-Glace Bravo!! This was the best tasting and most tender duckling we had eaten all year. It was just crispy enough for our taste. Monterey Swordfish—Grilled with Braised Serrano Ham Wrapped Belgian Endive, Grilled Market Asparagus and Green Peppercorn Sauce This fish was what makes “de la Mer” outstanding as it was fresh, prepared with a great peppercorn sauce and arrived at the table piping hot. THE DINING DETECTIVES BY CAROL & JOE DAVIS www.finediningdetectives.com Sonoma Foie Gras pan-seared medium-rare with Rhubarb Relish, Brioche Crostini and Balsamic Syrup. WINE LIST The Wine list is well balanced with both local Napa and Sonoma offerings and many French wines as well. We opted for a bottle of White Oak, Sonoma County Sauvignon Blanc 2001 and found it to be an excellent choice which paired well with all our menu choices. We really enjoyed our dining experience at Brasserie de la Mer especially because of the excellent cuisine and our knowledgeable, friendly and professional server Deble. She advised us about the cuisine, wine and helped to pace our meal perfectly. Santa Rosa is in the center of the Wine Country and already has some excellent fine dining. Brasserie de la Mer with its classic country French influences is a welcome addition to the North Bay’s dining scene. We had a great time and look forward to dining there again soon. Dungeness Crab, Mango and Avocado Salad with Blood Orange Vinaigrette, Micro Greens & Chive Oil. Oven Braised C. K. Leg of Sonoma Lamb—The lamb melted in your mouth, fell off the bone and was as hearty as an autumn dish could be. BRASSERIE DE LA MER VINEYARD CREEK HOTEL & SPA 170 Railroad Street, Santa Rosa, CA 95401 Phone: 707-636-7388 • Fax: 707-636-7380 www.vineyardcreek.com The Chocolate Mousse above includes a fabulous Cacao Bean Nougatine, Zinfandel Marinated Black Mission Figs and Zinfandel reduction. 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One in Valley Ford) Fish & Chips, Ice Cream and More! 707-762-6424 INING AMBIENCE Reservations Appreciated REALLY BIG BURGERS! phone orders welcome TYLE TALIAN Get an Attitude—Visit ANGELO’S MEATS • Famous Beef Jerky • Full Service Smokehouse • Homemade Sausage and Bacon • Gold Medal BBQ Spiced Tri-tips • Smoked Salmon • New York Steaks 33 YEARS IN BUSINESS Angelo’s Italian Taste Italian Garlic Salsa Italian Garlic Mustard Italian BBQ Sauce Garlic Marinara Garlic Stuffed Olives BBQ CATERING • ROASTED PIGS Pickled Garlic NOW AVAILABLE: Angelo’s Pure Honey Bee’s Pollen—All Natural, No Preservatives OUR VERY DELICIOUS HOMEMADE APPLE PIES! 2700 Adobe Rd., Petaluma, CA • 707-763-9586 T H E P E TA L U M A P O S T • O C T O B E R 2 0 0 2 • PA G E 2 3 Booknotes Monte Rio’s Pink Elephant, c.1951, began as a grocery and evolved into a bar and cafe after the repeal of prohibition. During the flood of 1940, patrons rowed their boats through the front door and demanded one last round before evacuating. San Francisco Chronicle columnist Charles McCabe, a great fan of the Pink, wrote, “When they ask you if you want a glass, instead of insisting that you use one, you are in the country of free men.” The Haas family bought it in the 1990s, and its neon elephant remains one of Monte Rio’s enduring landmarks. To its right was a laundry and ice cream parlor. (Courtesy of John A Pomo dancer with typical ceremonial headgear poses, c.1900. The first people to arrive in the north coast region, at least 5,000 years ago, were the Southern Pomo and the Kashaya Pomo. The Kashaya called themselves “The People from the Top of the Land.” Both groups preferred the sunny oak woodlands; neither inhabited the dark woods along the Russian River, although the Southern Pomo had a temporary camp called ciyole (“shady place”) near present-day Guerneville. The Kashaya population is now centered at Stewart’s Point near the coast. (Courtesy of the Hearst Museum of Anthropology, University of California, Berkeley.) Starting in 1902, Bohemians staged an annual summer play on a grand scale that incorporated the forest setting. Club members (doctors, financiers, etc.) are expected to join the cast. The Club, founded in 1872, held summer campouts at Elim Grove from 1887 to 1891; it bought the redwoodstudded Grove property in 1900. Members belong to one of 122 camps, each with its own clubhouse. Mandalay members include Gerald Ford and Henry Kissinger; George Bush Sr. is a member of Hill Billies. All Grove activities are off-limits to the general public, but the Club also performs an annual public benefit for the Monte Rio community. (Courtesy of John Schubert.) Images of America: The Russian River by Simone Wilson Published by Arcadia T he Russian River , by Simone Wil son, IS THE LATEST CALIFORNIA TITLE IN ARCADIA PUBLISHING’S “IMAGES OF AMERICA” SERIES. This new book is a photographic history of the Russian River area, known for its beautiful settings and recreational opportunities. The Russian River begins in the hills north of Mendocino Co. and was populated 5,000 years ago by Native Americans who camped and fished along its banks. Later, Russian settlers established farms in the area, but the timber boom was the catalyst for growth. After the trees were cleared and the railroads came through in the late 1800s, resorts and businesses sprang up to cater to summer visitors. The Russian River captures images of these early settlers, businesses, resorts, parks, schools, and historic events that make up the history of the area. Simone Wilson, a California native, has traveled around the world and moved to Sonoma County to work as a reporter and freelance journalist. She lived in Forestville for ten years and worked at several newspapers in the River area. Wilson is the author of another Arcadia photographic history, Petaluma, as well as Sonoma County: The River of Time, a history of Sonoma County. The Russian River is available at the following outlets: Hand Goods in Occidental; Treehorn Books in Santa Rosa; The River Reader in Guerneville; Levin & Co. in Healdsburg; Weavers and Dreamers in Duncans Mills; and all local Copperfield’s, Borders, Barnes & Noble, and Waldenbooks stores. It can also be purchased online at: barnesandnoble.com or amazon.com or directly from the publisher at: www.arcadi apublishing.com or by calling 888-313-2665. EDITOR’S NOTE: Photographic use of images for this article are courtesy of Arcadia Publishing and caption text was written by Simone J.B. Rhea shot this photo of his own Monte Rio studio, where he offered photo developing and printing for tourists, c.1912. Note the people on the veranda of a guesthouse at upper right. Rhea took photos of vacationers and made customized postcards for them. Many of the images we now have of people boating and sunbathing at the River early in the century are Rhea photos. Some businessmen, like Guerneville druggist Newton Lark and his uncle Fred Warne, also did photography as a sideline. Lark was a busy man, he also served as Guerneville’s fire chief in the late 1910s. (Courtesy of the Monte Rio Historical Society.) PA G E 2 4 • T H E P E TA L U M A P O S T • O C T O B E R 2 0 0 2 Autumn Adventures 29th Annual Sonoma County Farm Trails Fall & Winter Map Now Available Everythe rural lifestyle that defines make welcome gifts. Many where! T SONOMA COUNTY FARM TRAILS FALL/WINTER MAP AND GUIDE 2002 HAS JUST ARRIVED. This popular map of family-friendly farms is more colorful, and easier to read than ever. A pull-out map of the county gets you on the road. Now in it’s 29th year, Farm Trails pioneered the concept of banding small, privately owned farms together and marketing them as a group to the public. Exploring the bounty in beautiful Sonoma County, is exciting, educational and sustains HE the area. When you shop at the source, you get more than just groceries, you get a priceless experience and the gratification that comes from preserving the agriculture in this beautiful region. It’s a great time to enjoy the famous pumpkin patches, with hayrides and farm animals, fresh produce from the local harvest and the crushing of varietal grapes for another vintage year in wine country. Gourmet foods from Sonoma County will certainly impress your guests and always Peterson’s Farm Pumpkins & Dried Flowers October 8th through Halloween See and Pet Farm Animals 707-765-4582 636 Gossage Ave., Petaluma, CA holiday choose-and-cut tree farms prepare for another festive winter. Homegrown and handmade crafts spread the joy of the season and demonstrate the remarkable and diverse talents of Farm Trails members. Year-round visits feature specialty nurseries, cheese factories, wineries, breweries and more. There’s a reason every season to visit Sonoma County Farm Trails. For more info. and how to get your FREE map, call Farm Trails at 800-207-9464, or visit the Local Honey BRAKE FOR AUTUMN Andersen’s You’re sure to find the pumpkin that’s right for you with 12 acres to choose from! OPEN DAILY 10a.m.-Dark Oct. 1st-31st Giant Pumpkins $35.00 Indian Corn, Gourds & Organic Vegetables too! 4588 Bodega Ave., Petaluma, CA 4 Miles West of Petaluma Before Aguis Grocery 707-763-3852 707-763-9018 T H E P E TA L U M A P O S T • O C T O B E R 2 0 0 2 • PA G E 2 5 Autumn Adventures Picking the Best Pumpkin “ In Sonoma County the popular Farm Trails Map & Guide makes it easy to get out in the fresh air and find the best places to take the family for hayrides, hay mazes, farm animal encounters, even explore a haunted graveyard! ” VISITING LO CAL FARMS Pick up your FREE FARM TRAILS MAP and explore Sonoma County farms just like visitors and locals have been doing for over 25 years. Fruits and vegetables are available direct from the farmer. Experience life on the farm with sheep, llamas, honey bees, butterflies and birds! Seasonal adventures include summertime berry picking, pumpkins and gourds in the fall, Christmas trees in winter and baby animals and fields of flowers in the spring! Enjoy delightful wineries, breweries and cheese factories yearround. When you buy on the farm, you get more than just groceries, you get an experience to last a lifetime. FARM TRAILS • 800-207-9464 www.farmtrails.org. Grossi Farms Organic Produce U-Pick Pumpkins Hay Rides Hay Pile Corn Maze Indian Corn Gourds Picnic Area 6652 Petaluma Hill Road (Across from SSU) DAILY 9-5 • PHONE: 707-664-1602 PA G E 2 6 • T H E P E TA L U M A P O S T • O C T O B E R 2 0 0 2 Autumn Adventures Building Bridges Across Ethnic Communities With El Dia de los Muertos Celebraone. This celebration offers an with children, and serve to intions L ATE LAST FALL, PEOPLE OF ALL AGES AND ETHNIC BACKGROUNDS WAITED PA- TIENTLY IN LONG LINES OUTSIDE THE PETALUMA REGIONAL LIBRARY IN ORDER TO LEARN HOW TO MAKE HUMAN SKULLS OUT OF SUGAR. This is just one of the traditional activities surroundIng El Dia de los Muertos (Day of the Dead), and one of the first events in Petaluma’s 2001 celebration of this Latino festival. This fall, Petaluma plans to build on the enormous success of last year’s El Dia de los Muertos celebration. From October 20th to November 3rd, the city will again be alive with an entire range of events, including the traditional ofrendas (altars) in many locations. There will also be a performance of folkloric dance, an evening of bilingual storytelling, instruction in traditional paper flower making, a fine arts exhibit, a choral group concert, a poetry and music celebration and much, much more. El Dia de los Muertos embodies not only a unique partnership of Latino and nonLatino communities, it also brings people together over an all too common human need: dealing with the loss of a loved opportunity for healing that has no direct equivalent in Anglo culture. Having recently lost her very young son in a tragic accident, recognition of this cultural insight gave Margie Helm, chair of the crosscultural El Dia de los Muertos Committee, the idea to bring the celebration to Petaluma in 2001. Response by the community has been overwhelmingly supportive. The celebration reflects the profound cultural belief that death is a part of life. While its origin lies in ancient Indian rituals, El Dia de los Muertos is celebrated at the same time as Halloween and the Christian All Saints and All Souls Days. On these occasions the spirits of dead loved ones are invited to visit the living as honored guests. Rather than being a time for grief, however, it is a time for remembering and rejoicing. Families often set up ofrendas bearing pictures of lost loved ones, along with marigolds, bread, fruit, favorite foods of the deceased and lighted candles. Traditional symbols of death like skulls and skeletons are fearsome objects in Anglo culture. Yet on El Dia de los Muertos, sugar skulls and dancing skeletons are great favorites troduce them to cultural beliefs surrounding death. Participating in organizing this year’s activities along with the Petaluma Arts Council are representatives from St. Vincent De Paul Hispanic Pastoral Outreach, The Hispanic Cultural Development Corporation, the Petaluma Regional Library, Santa Rosa Junior College, The Friday Night Film Series, HC2: Healthy Community Consortium, Heebe Jeebe retail store, and other interested community members. • Presentations of the film, La Ofrenda, by The Friday Night Film Series. • An afternoon of bilingual storytelling for preschoolers and an evening of bilingual story telling for adults. • An Art Walk & Procession along downtown sidewalks culminating at St. Vincent’s Plaza for a performance by Ballet Folklorico Netzahualcoyotl. All of the following activities are FREE. (See page 25 for the schedule): • Altars and artifacts in a variety of locations, Including City Hall and Heebe Jeebe. • Paper flower making instructions,. • Community participation in a traditional Sugar Skulls Workshop. • Fine Arts exhibits at many locations, including Zebulon’s Lounge & Copperfield’s. The Petaluma Arts Council has issued a Call For Entries to the Fine Arts exhibits. The theme, in keeping with this age-old cultural tradition, is honoring the dead. Those interested in submitting artwork should contact them at 707-766-5200. Anyone interested in helping to organize the Petaluma El Dia de los Muertos celebration event should call Margie Helm at 707-321-3192. Full details of all activities are available at the www.petalumaartscouncil.org. • A performance of traditional Mexican music by La Rondalla Men’s Choral Group. • An evening of poetry and music at the Petaluma campus of Santa Rosa Junior College. Join the Petaluma Area Chamber of Commerce & Our Corporate Sponsors For The 13th Annual Business Exposition “Focus on Business” Petaluma Community Center 320 North McDowell Blvd. Thursday, October 10th, 2002 4:00 p.m. to 7:30 p.m. The Petaluma Business Expo provides the Business Community the opportunity and marketplace to exhibit and showcase a diversity of goods and services. Over 100 Exhibitors • Free To the Public Free Parking • Promotional Handouts Food Samples from Petaluma Restaurants We Salute The World’s Wristwrestling Championships! 509 Fourth Street, Santa Rosa, CA 157 Petaluma Blvd. No., Petaluma, CA 846 Fourth Street, San Rafael, CA 707-527-PAWN 707-763-PAWN 415-479-PAWN T H E P E TA L U M A P O S T • O C T O B E R 2 0 0 2 • PA G E 2 7 Autumn Adventures Day of the Dead Schedule: Events and Locations FRIDAY, OCTOBER 18TH, 3 PM. OPENING DAY! Gather at Petaluma City Hall at 3 p.m. for the Altar Walk. Walk with your community through downtown Petaluma to admire the beautiful El Dia cle los Muertos altars built throughout town honoring deceased loved ones. MONDAY, OCTOBER 18TH THROUGH NOVEMBER 3RD ART: The Dia de los Muertos Art Show Enjoy art featured at various venues throughout Petaluma inspired by the tradition of the Day of the Dead. Multiple venues include Copperfields Books, Zebulon’s Lounge, Sharpe’s Gallery and the Petaluma City Hall. WEDNESDAY, OCTOBER 23RD, 7-9 P.M. AT HOSPICE OF PETALUMA 416 PAYRAN ST. STORYTELLING: An Evening of Bilingual Storytelling: When Life and Death Walk Together with storyteller Christel Lukoff and Connie Peabody. Cross-cultural stories for adults will be told in Spanish and in English. FRIDAY, OCTOBER 25TH, 7:30 PM. AT PETALUMA COFFEE CAFE 2ND AND H STREET FILM: La 0frenda: The Days of the Dead by Lourdes PortiIlo and Susana Munoz with special guest speaker. Presented by the Friday Night Film Series and the Petaluma Arts Council. SATURDAY, OCTOBER 26TH, 2 PM. AT PETALUMA REGIONAL LIBRARY WORKSHOP: An Introduction to and Preparation for Day of the Dead: Making Sugar Skulls presented by Abraham Solar, Hispanic Pastoral Director for St. Vincent DePaul Church. WEDNESDAY, OCTOBER 30TH, 6:30 PM. AT HEROLD MAHONEY LIBRARY, SANTA ROSA JC, PETALUMA POETRY AND MUSIC: Celebrating the Day of the Dead I Poets John Oliver Simon and Peggy Shumaker with a musical introduction by Cuyuy, Music of the Andes. Special poetry will be read in remembrance of Fernando Nugent. FRIDAY, NOVEMBER 1 ST, 10:00 A.M. AT PETALUMA REGIONAL LIBRARY Travel Trailers, 5th Wheels, Motorhomes, & Ramp Trailers, Utilities, Enclosed Cargos, Hydraulic Dumps & Landscape Equipment Haulers STORYTELLING: Bilingual Storytime for Preschoolers Stories, songs and poetry in Spanish and English will be presented for preschoolers (ages 2-5) accompanied by an adult. SATURDAY, NOVEMBER 2ND, 2:30 PM. AT PETALUMA REGIONAL LIBRARY MUSIC: La Rondalla (Men”s Choral Group) This traditional romantic music from Mexico began around the 1930’s and was practiced in Guanajuanto, Michoacan, Jalisco and Central Mexico. Many members of this Petaluma-based group learned the tradition while living in one of these areas. SATURDAY, NOVEMBER 2ND, 6:00 P.M., CLOSING PROCESSION AT HELEN PUTNAM PLAZA Day of the Dead Procession. Join giant puppets, people in costume, and musicians in a very special procession through town. Meet at Helen Putnam Plaza downtown to begin the procession to the Saint Vincent’s Catholic Church Plaza, where music, tamales and Mexican hot chocolate await. Procession theatrics and puppets created by the Giddy Multitude, a local performing arts group. SATURDAY, NOVEMBER 2ND, 7:00 PM. CLOSING NIGHT AT ST. VINCENT’S CHURCH PLAZA MUSIC & DANCE: Performance by the Folklorical Ballet Netzahualcoyotl featuring lively Mexican music, dance and, of course, beautiful costumes. Homemade Tamales and Mexican Hot Chocolate will be available for purchase. SPONSORS INCLUDE: The Petaluma Arts Council, The Hispanic Cultural Development Corporation, Santa Rosa junior college, St. Vincent De Paul Church Hispanic Pastoral Outreach, The Friday Night Film Series, HC2: Healthy Community Consortium and the Petaluma Regional Library. This event is underwritten by the City of Petaluma Transient Occupancy Tax Fund and the Petaluma Health Care District. Inventory Reduction Sale! Never before has a horse trailer been manufactured to satisfy every need of today’s modern horseman. The Legend features wide body construction for added comfort for your horses while improving safety with reinforced smooth-skin walls. Finally, a horse trailer that functions as well as it looks! NEW & USED SALES & SERVICE MONTANA COUGAR • NASH ARCTIC FOX ALPENLITE SPRINTER SPRINGDALE HAULMARK PACE • BIG TEX ECONOLINE DARGO MILLENIUM SAITONE HORSE TRAILERS 5500 OLD REDWOOD HWY., PETALUMA, CA • 707-792-9100 929 Petaluma Blvd. So., Petaluma, CA 94952 PHONE: 707-762-3190 • FAX: 707-762-1093 PA G E 2 8 • T H E P E TA L U M A P O S T • O C T O B E R 2 0 0 2 Autumn Adventures Belly Dancers Galore at the 9th Annual Festival Fantasia J OC12TH-13TH FROM 11 A.M.-7 P.M. AS ROSE PRODUCTIONS AND THE SEBASTOPOL COMMUNITY CENTER PRESENT THE 9t h Annual Fest ival Fant asia. This fabulous event will be at the Sebastopol Community Center located at 390 Morris Street in Sebastopol. Featuring dance workshops, performances by over one hundred belly dancers, live music, open dance floor, vendors, ethnic foods, great wine, massage, henna body arts, and Zardoa the tarot reader. This weekend will be one not to miss. The Festival will be presentIng six guest teachers offering a wide array of expertise in the belly dance genre. Susu Pampanin of San Francisco will teach two classes in Arabic drumming. One for beginners and one for OIN THE CELEBRATION ON TOBER Re-elect intermediate and advanced drummers. Terry Del Giorno of Marin will teach a class entitled Terry’s Signature Technique & Movement. Saideh of Benicia will teach a class entitled Dancing from Head to Toe. Shoshanna “ Featuring dance workshops, performances by over one hundred belly dancers, live music, open dance floor, vendors, ethnic foods, great wine, massage, henna body arts, and Zardoa the tarot reader. This weekend will be one not to miss. ” of Arcata will instruct on dance combinations and technique. Bonney Grey of Sebastopol will be teaching two classes in Sacred Temple Dance and Terri Anne of Mike Healdsburg will be teaching Egyptian Cabaret Dance. Entertainers at this year’s Festival Fantasia include: Gypsy Circle, Samah, Mayette, Chellach, Luna, Good Vibrations, Desert Heat, Zilly Girls, Raqs al Tasneem, Grande Divas, Eowyn, Genie Dreams, Zuhur-al-Sdhara, La Linda, Dhyanis, Rising Stars, Troupe A La Nar, Mystic East Dancers, Near Eastern Dance Company, Lailaa Chandaani, Sirens Rising, Troupe Kashaj, Rosa Mandala, Troupe Taban, Kekuja, Collage, Kajira, Theresa, Dance Journey, Tabu, Jawahare, Terry Del Giorno, Joweh, Yosifah, Heather & Lorien, Haruspicy Bellydance, Jalayla, La Fibi, Susunana, Maja, Latifa, Debra Guisti Rose, Dancers of the Four Winds, Hasnaa, Zelina, Habibiyyat Al Jabal, Dancers of the Desert, Deborah, Shifting Sands, FatChanceBellyDance, Second Skin, Lotus Con- an Independent Voice on the Petaluma City Council Healy Working to Build Consensus for Meaningful Solutions to Move Petaluma Forward Petaluma City Council Member and Vice-Mayor • Petaluma Representative on the Keep Sonoma County Transportation Authority • Novato Narrows Policy Advisory Group Member Experience • Petaluma Parks & Recreation Commission Member Working for • Vice-Chair of the Central Petaluma Petaluma Specific Plan Advisory Committee • Petaluma Downtown Association Member • Former Member of the Petaluma Pedestrian & Bicycle Advisory Committee • Former Member of the Petaluma Planning Commission • Former Vice-President of Heritage Homes of Petaluma • Former President of the Petaluma Democratic Club Ellen Cruz of Rose Productions will be performing at Festival Fantasia in Sebastopol, October 12th-13th. temporary Tribal Belly Dance, Beth, Kasia, United We Dance, Hanaan, Christina Sophia, Jewels of Cairo, Samra El Helwa, Saba Banat, Jewels of the Delta, Dancers of the Mystic Sun, Bonney Grey, Saideh and Yasmine, Shoshanna, Raks Sahibat, Tanjora, Yana, and Troupe Benazir. Tickets are $12 in advance and $14 at the door, under 12 free. Weekend passes are $20 and can be purchased at the door on Saturday. Advance tickets are available by contacting Ellen Cruz at Rose Productions and are at the Sebastopol Community Center office. For complete details on classes and workshop teacher biographies please check our website at www.gildedserpent.corn/ ellencruz. For more information and to purchase tickets contact Ellen Cruz, 707-824-0533. W E ’ V E M OV E D ! After 30 Years at 3695 Petaluma Blvd. No., Batemon Meats has moved to Agius Country Market at 4701 Bodega Ave. • MIKE HEALY’S PAID FOR BY FRIENDS OF MIKE HEALY • 11 WESTERN AVE., PETALUMA, CA 94952 ID #1247838 Plan now for the holidays and stop in to visit our new location. We feature Boneless Ham, Crown Roast, fresh Rosa and Willybird Turkeys, Prime Rib aged to perfection, and Reichardt Duck. Coming Soon Joe’s A-1 Fresh Bakery Goods BATEMON MEATS • 707-762-7253 AGIUS COUNTRY MARKET AND DELI • 707-765-3970 OPEN 7 DAYS • 4701 Bodega Ave. Petaluma, CA (4 miles west of Downtown Petaluma at the corner of Skillman Lane and Eucalyptus at Bodega Ave.) T H E P E TA L U M A P O S T • O C T O B E R 2 0 0 2 • PA G E 2 9 Remembering the The Dawes Severalty Act of 1887 I T HAS ALWAYS BEEN AMAZING TO ME TO READ OF THE CONTINUAL PERSECUTION OF THE NATIVE AMERICANS BY THE NEW AMERICANS FOR OVER A HUNDRED YEARS. Time and time again, the Indian would get the short end of the stick in treaty after treaty and raid after raid. If they taught you in grade school that General George Custer was a hero, then you should reassess that illusion. He was an egotistical murderer. In 1887, President Grover Cleveland, in a well-meaning effort, supported Congressman Henry Dawes in an Act to allot Indian Reservation Lands to individual Indian ownership. This was an effort to bring the Indian into “civilized America.” It was thought that owning land and working it, living in a house, having a horse and buggy, sending the children to school and becoming Christians was what civilization was all about in those days. And so, in signing this Act into law, the President thought he was extending the protection of the United States to the Native American. Each head of the family was to receive a quarter section (160 acres) of the reservation. In turn, each member of that family became a subject to the laws of the state in which his allotment existed and also they would become a citizen of the United States entitled to all rights. It sounded good on the surface. The Dawes Act was one of “ Sadly overlooked was the fact that the Indian, by heredity, training and choice was a hunter and not a cultivator. The last thing the Indian wanted was to become a homesteader. ” the highlights of Cleveland’s domestic policy. He felt that Native Americans, at last, could be assimilated into “White Society” by means of not only land grants but also education. It was actually a noble effort, but it didn’t work. In fact, its failure was a tragedy. Cleveland genuinely believed in helping the Native Americans. Previous to 1887, he had nullified hundreds of illegal leases that cattlemen had made Chief Chukchansi Yokuts, Pomo Tribe, California. (1924 Edward Curtis photograph) on Indian Territory. The Dawes Act was an extension of those efforts. “It would not only give the Indian the ownership of real estate, it would foster industry as well. Sadly overlooked was the fact that the Indian, by heredity, training and choice was a hunter and not a cultivator. The last thing the Indian wanted was to become a homesteader. They were nomadic by birth and custom and they simply did not know how to handle a farm. So once again the Indian was pushed around by the white man’s culture. In 1891, Congress passed an addendum to the Dawes Act allowing the Indian to lease out their new lands. Unfamiliar with the cost of living, they leased their land for less than eight cents an acre. By 1898 there were 112,000 acres of homesteaded land under lease to white men and the lessors were living in squalor. White speculators that year had reduced Indian lands from 138 million acres to 48 million acres. Ironically, the real “bad guy” was the government appointed Indian Agent. These men had complete control over the reservations and most of them were corrupt and exploitive. Many Indian Agents became “squaw men,” marrying Indians just to get their lands. To place this frontier tragedy into perspective, let’s look at what was happening at the same time in Petaluma, a small town in the West. While the Indian lived in shacks and mud huts in the sand with little to eat, the streets of Petaluma were being paved with basalt blocks and were “liberally lighted with gas.” Our new City Hall (since torn down) was nearing completion that year. Robinson & Farrell were selling Studebaker buggies, Dr. Thomas Maclay had just started his veterinary practice at the Washington Street Stables and John Cavanagh was selling milled lumber to build fine homes from the Cavanagh Lumber Company. E.S. Lippitt had begun a law practice in the newly built three story Mutual Relief Building on Western and Kentucky Street. In the building was the Petaluma Commercial College with 64 students in attendance. If you wanted a good beer, then the Relief Saloon was where you could buy Felsen bottled beer at $1.50 per dozen OLD PETALUMA Hist or y & St or ies Eastern Pomo Woman, Pomo Tribe, California. (1924 Edward Curtis photograph) quarts. The few remaining Petaluma Pomo Indians had been “relocated” to Covelo in 1875 as a means of segregation so that white settlers could acquire their lands. Also, the Pomos received land allotments in 1887. I have been unable to find records on how they fared under the program. At least in Northern California there was game to hunt, fish in the rivers and timber to sell. The awful result of the Dawes Act was that most Indian land went into non-Indian ownership. Sadly, that remains the case today. There was much tribal land labeled as “surplus land” in 1887 which was appropriated by the federal government. Many poor and poverty stricken Indians sold their allotted lands for a pittance to nonIndians. Severalty was a boon for the greedy white settlers. Meanwhile, an important way of life had been decimated. The Dawes Act was a complete failure. Finally, it was President Franklin Roosevelt who extended a genuine helping hand to the Indian Nation with the Indian Representation Act of 1934. Roosevelt’s idea was to help the Indian “stay Indian” and yet, still receive help from the federal government. Tribal governments and laws were strengthened while arts and crafts were fostered. The Native American Nation was seen as a culture worth preserving. It had been 47 years since the Dawes Act and 1934 was only 68 years ago. Roosevelt’s Act repealed the Dawes Act and returned much reservation Land back to the tribes. Today, the Native Americans are finally taking advantage of some of their freedoms. The next time you visit an Indian Casino, think about the long trail of tears the Indian pursued in getting something back. We just got our first Indian Casino in Sonoma County this month. It was that event that triggered my look back at the Dawes Severalty Act. It took about 105 years for Grover Cleveland’s ideas to work. It’s my impression that our nation should be ashamed about this record. PA G E 3 0 • T H E P E TA L U M A P O S T • O C T O B E R 2 0 0 2 A Rolling Stone Gathers No Moss Travel BY JEAN COOKE www.virtualtourist.com The demanding Alpine Loop leaves pavement, crossing the remote, rugged and spectacular heart of the San Juan Mountains in southwest Colorado. Bagging Colorado Mountain Passes I LEARNED THE MEANING OF ROCK LEDGES ONLY ONE JEEP WIDE, with 600-foot drops and sheer rock walls to the sky, as our jeep navigated hairpin turns. From our Silverton, Colorado base, blankets tucked tight while riding shotgun in a rented jeep with no side windows to filter dirt, we headed onto the Colorado Alpine Loop outside These buildings are at a scenic setting on the edge of a large meadow with a dark background of thick evergreens. of Ouray. Nineteenth century miners, who carted their ore off to Silverton, Ouray, and Lake City in mule-drawn wagons, first used these rocky roads that aren’t much improved today. The demanding Alpine Loop leaves pavement, crossing the remote, rugged and spectacular heart of the San Juan Mountains in Southwest Colorado. Rated 9.5 out of 10 for breathtaking scenery, 14,000 foot mountain peaks, glacial cirques, alpine lakes, forests and abandoned mining towns abound on the traiI. Up and down, over and through woods of lush spruce, fir and aspen we relish the purple flowers, gentians, columbines, and yellow composites. In meadow streams, beavers hide in lodges as tall as a man. Plenty of playful two-striped squirrels (looking like chipmunks), marmots and picas boldly squeaked at our jeep while defending their turf. Thinking this far-flung wilderness would be ours alone proved way wrong even on Monday as 40-50 jeeps vied to complete the famous 31-mile loop. The entire loop is best done in 2-3 days to enjoy the scenery, otherwise the ride is long and bone jarring. Considered a real accomplishment, tee shirts are sold locally naming passes with boxes to check off your conquests. ENGINEER PASS—12,900 FT. At 12,900 feet, altitude sickness (nausea, headache, lightheadedness) is a real possibility. With Engineer Pass’ cold howling winds, I made a fast trip out of the jeep to view rocky peaks lined up like tin soldiers. I was reminded of Mt. Everest climber’s resolve, hunkered down in flimsy tents coughing and freezing, driven only by their need to be on top of the world. Whitmore Falls shoots spectacularly through a narrow crack down a cliff. Climbing down a steep hill past the observation platform brought us to the Whitmore’s pool for a refreshing icy dip. OPHIR PASS—11,750 FT. Ophir Pass road is a major off road route connecting Silverton with Telluride and still heavily used today for its scenic value. Old Ophir and New Ophir are contained in the Howard Fork valley of the San Miguel River. The shelf road descending the west side of the pass cuts across vivid yellow, orange and red slide rock that fills the northeastern rim of the valley. CINNAMON PASS-12,640 FT. Cinnamon Pass road has some rough going and a few ledges but for the most part is easy. At Cinnamon Pass, I scrambled up loose cinnamon colored scree tinkling like glass to find quartz crystals in small dykes. Rocks warmed by the sun radiated blessed heat while tourists in the open pullout suffer wind chill. Winter snow in these hills can get up to 30 feet deep. Coming off the Pass the trail finished in the interesting ghost town of Animas Forks. RED MOUNTAIN GHOST TOWN Red Mountain is nestled among meadows and incredible red, yellow and orange ridges due to abundant iron oxides. Severe winters and avalanches delayed Whitmore Falls shoots spectacularly through a narrow crack down a cliff. Climbing down a steep hill past the observation platform brought us to the Whitmore’s pool for a refreshing icy dip. T H E P E TA L U M A P O S T • O C T O B E R 2 0 0 2 • PA G E 3 1 Travel RE-ELECT CLARK THOMPSON Mayor of Petaluma CLARK THOMPSON is the one candidate for Mayor who has extensive experience in a broad range of City and Community activities. He also has the strong leadership skills necessary to get our city moving again. VOTE FOR LEADERSHIP! The residents of Animas Forks regarded their community as permanent so they built houses with shingled roofs and gables. This magnificent two-story Duncan house with bay windows is an exthe mining stampede where only the hardiest stayed the winter. (continues on page 31) (continues from page 30) A storied pioneer woman opened her window, scraped a pot full of snow to boil water. I can’t imagine being trapped inside any house all winter. Vertical chimneys of ore contained an unbelievable 1,000 ounces of silver per ton. An estimated 30 million dollars in gold, silver, lead, zinc and copper was taken from the mines. Some old buildings remain but without roofs, everything returns to the ground. Even the jails solid 2x6s laid flat for strength are crumbling. MINERAL POINT GHOST TOWN To attract interested parties, 1870 brochures depicted steam ships plying the Animas River between Mineral Point and Animas Forks. I know what a “challenge” that would be even for inner tubes in this seasonal creek and swampy meadow! Remnants of a 15 stamp mill and wood slat barrels silently await ore slurry mixed with mercury to separate out silver. Sitting on an old wooden platform next to a ramshackle cabin, Jim found an 1890’s hobnailed leather boot sole with square-nail heads sticking out for traction. ANIMAS FORKS GHOST TOWN The residents of Animas Forks regarded their community as permanent so they built houses with shingled roofs and gables. The magnificent two-story Duncan house with bay windows above is an example. Two houses even have indoor pit-toilets, one accommodating up to 5 people. All these houses are open to the public although vandals long ago stole artifacts of value. Animas Forks is well preserved thanks to volunteers from the Colorado Historical Society doing roofing and structural repairs. We ate lunch by Animas Creek watching squirrels cautiously jerking from rock to rock before dashing for our pretzels and ham, leaving lettuce behind. I thought they were vegetarians. Because of the smooth Lace Dan Libarle, President P.O. Box 221 • 128 Liberty Street Petaluma, CA 94953 707-763-1515 Vote For the Independent Candidate Who Will Work With ALL Petalumans To Preserve Our Quality of Life Italian Ceramics from Deruta & Orvieto LOWEST PRICES IN THE BAY AREA! 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Representatives from Northern California wineries will pour tastes of favorite vintages, and local purveyors of specialty foods (including Hog Island Oysters, TORY and cheeses from Bellwether, Pt. Reyes Farmstead Cheese and Straus Family Creamery) will offer tastes. A silent auction will accompany the tasting event. The TRHC is located in the town of Tomales, known for its wonderful collection of intact 19th and early 20th century buildings, and is an all volunteer organization dedicated to the conservation of the region’s history. Proceeds from the event will go toward educational programs, exhibits and the continued preservation of the center’s archive and recently restored 1921 building. Sponsors of the Wine and Food Tasting include Clover Stornetta Farms, AmericanAg. Credit, Marie and Don Russell and Nancy’s Nails of Petaluma. Tickets are $25. For more information, or to reserve tickets, call 415-663-1217 (Mary), 707-878-2820 (Ginny) or 707-763-1066 (Kathleen). Friendship Circle Announces Program for the New Year R EGULAR EVENTS FOR THE JEWISH SENIOR PROGRAM FRIENDSHIP CIRCLE RESUME IN OCTOBER and will be ongoing throughout the year. Programs offer an opportunity to come together, learn, study and socialize. Everyone is welcome. Luncheons are scheduled for Mondays at noon in the Social Hall of Congregation Beth Ami starting October 7th, October 21st, November 4th and November 18th. Matinee showings of the Jewish Film Festival at the Rialto Theatre are scheduled on October 10th, October 24th, and November 14th. After the showings, there will be a discussion of the film and refreshments. Please call for reservations. A trip to the Osher Marin Jewish Community Center on November 8th for a special Shabbat Luncheon program featuring author Rose Fox sharing the compelling story of her childhood as the daughter of Jewish immigrants. Please visit the Friendship Circle information table at Simcha Sunday, October 20th at the Sebastopol Community Center11:00 a.m. to 4:00 p.m. Friendship Circle, a volunteer based program of the Jewish Community Agency of Sonoma County, serves more than 400 active Sonoma County Jewish seniors annually with field trips, luncheons with guest speakers, and classes. In addition, Friendship Circle brings the warmth of Rosh Hashanah, Chanukah and Passover to residents of local retirement homes. To receive a monthly newsletter, Water your lawn for four minutes, three times each night, for three days each week in October. CONSERVATION TIPS Make checking your irrigation system part of your summer cleaning routine. Check it for leaks, and adjust sprinkler heads to get the best coverage on your plants and lawn. Stylists Tina, Krisha, & Eduardo Walk-Ins Welcome • Se Habla Espanol 707-763-1200 OPEN 7 DAYS A WEEK 1A 4th St., McNear Building Under Reade Moore Used Books Advertise in the Petaluma Post Call Today: 707-762-3260 PROFESSIONALS YOU CAN RELY ON! Complete Foreign & Domestic Auto Care AAA Approved Napa Auto Care Center 929 Petaluma Blvd. So., Petaluma, CA 707-763-5547 T H E P E TA L U M A P O S T • O C T O B E R 2 0 0 2 • PA G E 3 3 Home & Garden News from Haverfield Park life was more primitive, craftsmen used whatever materials were at hand, especially for patching. In this case, brick appears on the bookend chimneys, giving the house a solid look despite its great height, and also on the wide porch, foundation BY BARBARA CASWELL and walkways, creating a blight colored spot for visitors to approach as they enter. Brick has a civilized look, perfectly appropriate for a formal house built for guests, and an antiqued brick with some clinkers mixed in ages the chimneys in appearance. Although this bridge is only a year old, it could have well been here since the Civil War, just about the time our farms were built here. To alleviate the problem of construction scarring in the landscape, I planted some quick annual gourd seeds to cover raw edges until the more permanent plantings have time to take hold. Masonry: A Weighty Decision E I’VE LEARNED THE AMERICAN VEN THOUGH TO ADMIRE INGENUITY THAT CREATES AN AFFORDABLE BOX TO HOUSE A FAMILY, my job is just the opposite: to set high quality standards for upscale, custom homes. In a cost-cutting subdivision, traditional masonry is one of the first trades to get cut. We may have developed prefab walls, but bricks are still laid by hand, one at a time, and the height of a chimney means that t he mason must transport heavy material to the top of a towering scaffold. “ Petaluma’s finest mansions have beautiful, real masonry chimneys and fireplaces, built by hand, and each house has individual touches to its own tower of bricks. ” Because our goal is to create mansion quality homes in a country setting, we allowed a large budget for both real brick and real stone. Certainly, the latest synthetic stones look natural enough, but if you are truly planning a classic home that will withstand the test of time, real stone and brick tend to age differently. Fake stone veneers, even if you manage to keep them unchipped, often have a sterile appearance, where the real thing will be darkening and growing mosses. Petaluma’s finest mansions have beautiful, real masonry chimneys and fireplaces, built by hand, and each house has individual touches to its own tower of bricks. The benefit, of course, to building a “new old house,” is that I can have the traditional look I want with modern engineering for earthquakes. Today’s brick chimneys are generally built as anchored masonry veneers over a plywood structure. When a new house first appears in the landscape, it has an unpleasantly raw look. Without the foundation plantings that blend it visually into the garden, a tall structure just pokes out of the ground like a submarine periscope bursting out of water. This is especially true for multi-storied buildings. In the case of Haverfield Park, I am constructing two-story homes to preserve as much open land as possible, and with high ceilings and a steep pitched roof, we quickly reached the maximum height limit allowed in our West Petaluma area. But, height is a great advantage here. To look out at a flat garden can be pleasing, but the same garden, spread out before you on a grassy platter, becomes dazzling! And I like high ceilings in my rooms, to allow room for artwork and tall windows that bring the sky indoors. However, from an esthetic point of view, a tall house could look out of place, so my design concept called for lots of masonry to add weight and sub stance to the structure. I tend to use brick where I want something to “pop,” since the orangey pink hues are directly opposite the green of the lawn on the color wheel. I use Sonoma County fieldstone in places where I wanted an ancient look, so a structure could look as if it had settled in its place for centuries. Haverfield Park’s most un- “ Brick has a civilized look, perfectly appropriate for a formal house built for ” guests... usual feature is that it incorporates wildlife zones in its design. We have zones designed for people, and zones designed for nature and wildlife. I tend to use stone for wildlife areas, since it mellows into the landscape, and I reserve brick, a man-made material, for spots intended for use by human families. I Like to mix the two occasionally, since many years ago when American Most chimneys these days are just covered with siding to cut costs, but if your goal is a truly custom home, only real masonry is appropriate. A classic Petaluma treasure deserves the real thing, and this one here was created by Joe Cuneo for K. G. Masonry. Barbara Caswell, the owner of Designs of the Times, is the Sonoma County home and garden designer who created Haverfield Park. Her home is a nostalgic country estate with a showcase quality house in a private natural setting. On alternate months, the Post prints her other column: “Make Habitat a Habit,” which discusses living compatibly with wildlife. PA G E 3 4 • T H E P E TA L U M A P O S T • O C T O B E R 2 0 0 2 Nature A Day At The Park BY The scarce Virginia Rail is subject to cat predation at Shollenberger Park. The Feral and Free-Roaming Cats of Petaluma—A Challenge PART II “In his new book, The Future of Life, Harvard Biologist Edward O. Wilson writes of his worry that unless we change our ways half of all species could disappear by the end of the century.” TIME, AUGUST 26, 2002 (EDITOR’S NOTE: Last month’s Part I ran without Norris (Bob) Dyer’s byline. We apologize for any confusion.) I N SEPTEMBER’S ARTICLE I SPOKE OF MY CONCERNS ABOUT FERAL AND FREE-ROAMING CATS. I’m the senior docent at Shollenberger Park here in Petaluma, which now includes a new onemile adjunct trail from the park to the Sheraton Marina through very sensitive habitat where there is no place for a cat of any stripe, although they continue to be sighted there. In Alman Marsh reside two endangered species, the Salt Marsh Harvest Mouse (federally and state endangered) and the sparrow-sized Black Rail (state endangered). Biologists have trapped, identified and released some of these mice and an expert birder, Dan Nelson, has seen the Black Rails as recently as last May. “Given that most remaining marshes share an upper side with a leveed pond,business park, or subdivision, access to the marshes is much easier for feral cats, house cats and non-native red fox. These animals prey on the mice…” SJSU INSTRUCTIONAL RESOURCE “Black rails are omnivorous, eating both invertebrates and bulrush seed. Predators include house cats…” COACHELLA VALLEY MULTIPLE SPECIES HABITAT CONSERVATION PLAN I expanded the topic in Part I to the control of all offpremises cats, meaning all outdoors felines. PETALUMA CITY ORDINANCES An officer from Petaluma’s Animal Services Division provided me with relevant sections of the city municipal code sections on control of pets. 9.08.120 ANIMALS AT LARGE A. It is unlawful for any owner and/or possessor of any animal to suffer or permit such animal to be at large as defined in this section. Violations of this section are subject to citation and the animal at large is subject to impoundment as authorized by Chapter 9.28. B. In the case of animals other than dogs, “at large” means an animal that is off the premises of its owner and/or possessor while not under the physical restraint of a person capable of controlling the animal. This definition shall not apply to any animal which is on the premises of another person with the consent of the owner or occupant thereof. F. No person owning or otherwise having a cat over four months of age in his/her care, charge, control, custody or possession shall cause, permit or allow such cat to be unconfined in and upon any public street, road, alley or other public or private place, including the exterior yards of the animal owner’s property, unless such cat is spayed and neutered. An animal service officer may seize and/or impound every cat found in violation of this section…. Two of the above sections refer to any animal so that includes cats. A literal reading of the ordinances would mean one must keep his/her cat on their property or physically restrain it when off the premises. Additionally, any cat over four months old must be spayed and neutered, even if it never leaves the backyard! Marin County amended their ordinances this June with regard to “District land” which includes 14,000 acres in 33 open space reserves. Changes to Section 2.05.010 include prohibitions upon any person to: (a) allow any dog or other domestic animal to enter environmentally sensitive or restricted areas of District lands; (b) allow any dog or other domestic animal to interfere with, bother or disturb others using District lands; (c) allow any dog or other domestic animal to hunt, pursue or harass other animals or wildlife.” In Somona County, such lands would include the likes of Shollenberger Park and Alman Marsh. A copy of the changes has been sent to the Sonoma County Board of Supervisors. NORRIS (BOB) DYER POSITION OF ANIMAL SERVICES ON FERAL CATS “Petaluma Animal Services cares about all animals in our community, including wild, or feral, cats. We believe that under proper circumstances—being altered, healthy, and maintained by caretakers—these animals should be able to live out their lives in controlled environments. However, it is recognized that many feral cats are not welcome where they originated and it is not in their best interest to allow them to continue intact and uncared for. Therefore, it is the policy of PAS to take in feral cats from the community and hold them for their stray time as required by city and state law. During their stray time they will be housed in a manner to minimize stress, checked for identification and/or connection to a feral cat rescue group, and observed for improvements in their behavior that might make them adoptable. If this does not occur, they will be humanely euthanized. It is also our policy to anesthetize feral cats prior to euthanasia in order to scan for a possible microchip. If none is found, the cat will be then humanely euthanized.” There is a Forgotten Felines feeding station less than 1/4 mile from Shollenberger. I assume Animal Services would not return a feral cat to such a sensitive spot, even if they could somehow identify the cat as coming from that station. Pressure is being applied to the business where the station is located to take it down as soon as possible. What If you have a neighbor’s cat that continues to plague your backyard? You should first ask the neighbor to control it; if this does not happen, you can legally trap it, and either return it T H E P E TA L U M A P O S T • O C T O B E R 2 0 0 2 • PA G E 3 5 Nature Dwayne Meredith of Petaluma Animal Services looking for cat reported seen there. to your neighbor as proof of such incursion or take it to Animal Services. There the cat may be redeemed within ten days by the owner but an impound fee will be charged. (continued on page 25) (continued from page 24) If no one claims the cat, and examination by a veterinarian finds it adoptable, then it will be set for adoption. I’m told many cats are adopted. The last data I have from June showed 22 cats were adopted from Animal Services that month. Many feral cats were not feral to start with, but turned that way after abandonment by their owners. These cats are not “bad” animals, but the humans who left them could be considered as such, or at the least, uneducated. Judy Reynolds is president of PETaluma PET pals, and in an August 31st piece in the Press Democrat, entitled “Cats ‘Freed’ in the Country Suffer,” wrote about the plight of a hypothetical cat called “Spreckles” left in the countryside because a family was moving: “It’s a big problem for Spreckles who, if not run over by a car, will likely starve to death, be savaged by raccoons or badgers, be poisoned, shot, or, so debilitated from her day to day struggle to survive, finally killed by diseases like feline leukemia.” stands that ‘freeing’ a cat in the country is cruelty with a capital “C’.” Turning in Spreckles to Animal Services’ shelter increases her chance for long term survival. Before moving on, I must compliment Animal Services’s staff for the fine job they are doing. They have difficult assignments. Adding to the stress of having to assist imperiled animals is the stress from the outside —well-meaning citizens whose views are sometimes more laden with emotion than real-life concerns. In the photograph at left we see Dwayne Meredith, an Animal Control Officer, at Shollenberger Park trying to spot a cat reported there. ALEXAN PARK CENTRAL Alexan Park Central is a new community of 240 or so upscale town houses and apartments (“flats”) being built close to Alman Marsh and Shollenberger Park (in fact one of their townhouses models is called the “Shollenberger”). We docents at the park are concerned about a possible influx of “new” free roaming cats owned by renters, augmenting cats already present. David Lee, Vice President SUMMARY I’ve learned that Petaluma city ordinances if complied with by owners and enforced by Animal Services can help protect Shollenberger Park and Alman Marsh’s delicate wildlife. Alexan Park Central’s policy is helpful, too. I’ve also learned about the horrible fate of feral cats, including house pets “set free,” and hope the information in these two articles has helped you to learn something, too. An area of continued concern to me as a home owner (aside from being a docent) is the intrusion of neighbor cats into our yard, attacking birds and ruining flowerbeds. While the ordinances seem to bar such activity, Animal Services does not have the staff to fully address We Love Cats Not Rats She provides this advice: “What can you do? Make sure your own cats are spayed and neutered, the first step to reduce homeless pets. And then make sure everyone you know under- of Trammell Crow Residential Services contacted me, and explained the position that will be taken at Park Central regarding cats. Only inside cats will be allowed, with a special lease addendum requiring their confinement within the unit. Polaroid’s will be taken of any cat up front and the owner warned to cease and desist, if their cat is found a-wandering. Failure to comply could mean eviction. THIS IS A PAID ADVERTISEMENT PA G E 3 6 • T H E P E TA L U M A P O S T • O C T O B E R 2 0 0 2 Business ABOUT YOUR MONEY BY JIM BECKER Here’s What To Look For On Your 401(K) Statement I 401(K) PLAN WHERE YOU WORK, CONSIDER YOURSELF FORTUNATE because it offers you a great way to build resources for retirement. Your earnings grow on a tax-deferred basis and your pre-tax contributions lower your annual tax bill. Plus, you have a good choice of investment options. But keep in mind that a 401(K) is largely a self-managed plan. You have to keep track of what’s going on. As a 401 (K) owner, you’re responsible for several things. You need to decide how much to contribute to your plan. Next, you’re in charge of picking your own investments from those available. Finally, you’ll need to periodically review your holdings and make adjustments as needed in response to changes in your life. In short, you’ve got a lot of obligations. Fortunately, you can get some help through an extremely useful tool: your 401(K) stateF YOU HAVE A ment. Many people just look at their statements to check on their current balance. And it is important to know how much you’ve got. But don’t stop there because your statement is full of information that can prove helpful to you in running your 401(K). Here are a few things to look for: ACCOUNT SUMMARIES show you the beginning and ending balance of your individual accounts over the statement cycle. This section gives you a snapshot of how your investments performed over the cycle which is either for a quarter or a month. INVESTMENT SUMMARIES will teach you how your individual holdings have done over time. Your statement may include annualized total returns over various time periods such as one, three, five or ten years. This long-term perspective can be valuable to you if you’re concerned about a drop in your balance. While this past performance does not guarantee or predict future results, it can still give you an idea of how your accounts have done in various economic environments. ASSET ALLOCATION is the mix of investments you’ve chosen to fund your plan. Your statement should have a graphic pie chart showing you how your money is spread among various options. Pay close attention to this picture because it can change. For example, if one of your stockbased accounts has grown substantially over the years, your overall 401(K) portfolio may be more heavily weighted toward growth stocks than you had originally intended. When that happens you need to rebalance. LOAN INFORMATION offers basic knowledge if you have taken out a loan from your 401(K). You’ll find out all the key data here including how much you borrowed, what interest rate you’re paying and how much you’ve paid back. By paying close attention to what’s on your statements, you’ll find it easier to successfully manage your 401(K) plan. So the next time you get a statement, take a close look and, if you need to, take action on what you see. Jim Becker is the local Investment Representative with Edward Jones Investments in the Petaluma Plaza North Shopping Center. He Agius Country Market Takes On New Look A MARKET IS AS OLD AS MCDONALD’S AND HAS BEEN A LANDMARK IN PETALUMA’S NORTHWEST CORNER. Formerly owned and operated by Frank and Jim Agius, its current owner for the past ten years has given the corner market at Bodega Ave. and Eucalyptus a new look. Dennis and Linda Becker, owners of Batemon’s Meat at 3695 Petaluma Blvd. North, have moved their operation to Agius Country Market located at 4691 Bodega Avenue. They moved because the older building on Petaluma Blvd. was no longer efficient for them and now have a new facility with state of the art equipment. Having remodeled Agius Country Market and Deli, there is a new ramp at the entrance and the interior is more spacious with Batemon’s Meat at the rear of the store. The meat market offers British Bangers, Bockwurst, Harris ranch beef, turkey, ham, New York steak, GIUS “ Having remodeled Agius Country Market and Deli, there is a new ramp at the entrance and the interior is more spacious with Batemon’s Meat at the rear of the store. ” T-Bone, Tri- Tip, Sirloin, marinated spare ribs, baby back pork ribs, chicken and so much more. Dennis makes his own sausage. Some of the favorites include Pol- ish, chicken apple, Sicilian and garlic sausage. Additionally, he creates his own marinade for his chicken and steak. It’s certainly worth visiting their new location because you can find just about everything you might need for your next meal at home. Their staff is friendly and you’ll be brought back in time to the days of the local butcher shop. To contact Agius Country Market & Deli, call 707-765-3970. For Batemon’s Meat, call 707762-7253. UNION We Salute The World’s Wristwrestling Championship WASHINGTON STREET UNION 76 440 E. Washington, Petaluma, CA 707-762-7676 conducts many seminars on investments in Petaluma. He can be reached at 707-778-7780. Applebee’s Scores High In Giving Funds To Schools A Is For Appl ebeeÕ s PROGRAM OPEN TO IS A ALL ELEMENTARY SCHOOLS AND in Petaluma, Windsor, Santa Rosa, Cotati, Rohnert Park, Marin and Napa. This week checks for $500 were awarded to four schools whose students redeemed the most certificates awarded for high achievement throughout the 2001-2002 school year. Schools are given award certificates good for a free “Kid’s Meal” or free dessert at Applebee’s restaurants. Teachers TEACHERS and schools are free to use the certificates in any motivational or rewards program they choose. There is no cost to participate in the program. For participating schools, Applebee’s also provides a “Student of the Year” incentive good for a complimentary meal for up to six people and a chance to raise money by attending designated “Benefit Nights.” In the 2001-2002 school year, over eighty area schools participated. Applebee’s has extended the program to the 20022003 school year and hopes even more schools will take advantage of the student recognition and fundraising program. 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Besides defeating Olson, Duke dropped a close decision to Fred Apostoli whom many considered the all-time great middleweight champion. He also fought a draw with world middleweight champ Al Hosta. During a career interrupted by World War II, Duke served as a tech sergeant on the USS Davis in the South Pacific Campaign. If the War hadn’t interrupted his career he would have had a chance of becoming the middleweight champion of the world which is a division that produced more great fighters than any other category. Duke was more than a great boxer. He was a credit to the sport and I refer to him as Boxing’s Good Will Ambassador. I don’t know another who deserves that title for the sport of boxing. After leaving Petaluma he was a Vacaville resident for 46 years. Duke and his wife, Colleen, were married 56 years, had three children, many grandchildren and even more great grandchildren. He worked for the Rainbow Baking Company for 30 years before retiring in 1984. George Duke became a civic leader in Vacaville. He and Colleen played Mr. and Mrs. Santa Claus and he set up a program for boys facing trouble. He helped straighten out hundreds of boys and today in Vacaville there is a million dollar George Duke Center Auditorium. He was three months short of his 50-year pin in the Masonic Lodge and was past patron twice in the Order of the Eastern Star. Here’s an example of Duke’s good deeds. On the night the George Duke Auditorium was opened, he took Mr. and Mrs. Charley Torliatt, Bill Martinez (whose dad, Marty, started Duke on his boxing career) and this columnist to dinner at one of the best restaurants. Duke asked the waiter for the check and bill for all of us. 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Opposite the Hussein Tribe is the Bush Tribe with “Dubya” and “MasterMeister” (GHWB) and, of course, the super-powered, ultimate game “Macrobiotic GameBoy,” which is an unabridged military game with weapons that can achieve collateral damage and primary building destruction at exactly the same time. One of Pete’s best friends recently said, “I really miss the action of a TV war. It has been WAR over 10 years since that type of excitement was available. I remember how much more exciting TV war is than Reality TV. Reality TV is so mundane versus watching America testing its latest advancements.” The tribal war began with threats from both sides. “Dubya” was quoted as saying: “There is a proverb, or axiom, or something like that, in Texas, or some town, that goes like this: Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on you.” Iraq then claimed that they had knowledge, and maybe even some proof, that the United States had weapons of mass destruction and that it was the duty of the United Nations to prevent the USA from using WeMaD against Guam or Iceland. They insinuated that our country had stockpiled Grey Poupon Mustard Gas, which we all know could not be true because we were told that by cable TV While Iraq hoped the people of America would rise up and overthrow the government, that scenario no longer seemed possible. Protesters marched and held signs stating that war hurt a lot of innocent people andother endangered species. But we laughed at them because we wanted to see “Reality War” 24-hours per day for as long as we could do so in order to forget our problems of unemployment, inflation, religious (and ordinary) child molestation, corporate crooks, economic failure, and political buffoons. We were bored consuming our primary source of protein, the Big Mac. And, neither Oprah nor Dr. Phil was able to calm us down. Polls were taken all over the country. The results were: 49% said, “They didn’t want war.” 51% said, “The price of a new home was too high.” And 9% of the respondents were unchanged from the views they held prior to the tribal war. Pete wants to know why it is that hilarity and absurdity are both synonyms of humor? WRISTWRESTLERS WEIGH-IN H ERE ! WE WELCOME ALL WRISTWRESTLERS! The Devil’s Advocate BY JOE TINNEY L Declare War On Oakland AST WEEK I WAS WATCHING TV PROGRAM, “THE BEST DAMN SEX SHOW, PERIOD,” and I was contemplating the many problems that beset Petalumans in the modern world. For example, have you noticed that every time you get an envelope marked “Urgent”—it isn’t? Or that some Sonoma County buses are marked “Powered by clean natural gas?” And doesn’t that imply that they have others powered by dirty natural gas? But the biggest question of all is whether the United States should go to war with Iraq. The President clearly thinks we should, but this has prompted a storm of protests from governments that hate the United States, like Berkeley. Because of these developments, many Petalumans are now thinking the same thought: Should Petaluma go to war with Oakland? Many of the same reasons exist for going to war with Oakland that the President cites for military action in the Middle East. First, it is said that Iraq is building weapons of mass destruction. But it is a documented fact that Oakland has for years been generating Weapons of Mass Irritation, like Jerry Brown and Al Davis. They say that Saddam Hussein mistreats his own people. But have you ever been to Oakland and seen how their citizens live? We have it on good authority that thousands of them are petitioning to go live in Iraq among the Kurds, in an effort to increase their standard of living. Besides, they say, it’s safer. There are many hateful creatures in Oakland, starting with some of my relatives and including Oakland Raiders fans. Things have gotten so bad that the Sonoma County Airport has MY FAVORITE been declared a no-fly zone by every airline in America. One small airline did state that they may start connecting flights to Oakland from Santa Rosa next year, at $150 a ticket. Is that a good way to make money? I can’t imagine that they’ll be swamped with travelers standing in line to do that. The smart thing to do would be to offer to take people to Oakland for free, and then charge them $1500 each to take them out. They would probably make millions. So the signs are all there for a war with Oakland, but peace advocates are against it. They say if war were declared on Oakland, the streets there would run red with blood. Almost hourly men, women and children would be gunned down, or else pedestrians trying to cross the street would be flattened by vehicles who then speed away. 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