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www.unews.com March 22, 2010 Vol. 77, Issue 26 INSIDE HOW TO: FLY page 13 VOLUNTEER page 6 REPO MEN page 8 Coming to America Alexia Stout-Lang News Editor E ach day in countries around the world, people long to come to America. The reasons for dreaming of this country are as varied as those who dream. The desire for freedom from oppression, a better life for themselves and their families or even to be near loved ones could be part of the motivation that drives masses of people to the United States. Despite difficulty in obtaining citizenship or any kind of barriers put up between borders, Stephanie Marquez, professor of Spanish at UMKC, said people will continue to come to America legally and illegally. “They could put up one wall or they can put up 25 walls, but whenever you have people who are Photo courtesy GOOGLE IMAGES A wall is constructed between America and Mexico. starving and dying of malnutrition and poverty see how green the grass is on the other side, they will dig tunnels (More tunnels. They already exist.) under all 25 of them,” Marquez said. “No matter how many walls we put up or how strengthened our Border Patrol is, it’s never going to stop illegal immigration.” Reasons for immigrating With a large number of immigrants settling in America both legally and illegally, immigration has become a hot-button topic in the United States. Marquez, like many other faculty, students and staff at UMKC, has some personal experience and academic knowledge of the immigration process in America. While taking college courses in Mexico, Marquez met the man who would later become her husband. He went through all of the legal processes to visit the United States, become a permanent resident and finally a citizen. But knowing how difficult it is to go through that process and the number of people who are not able to go through it, it does not surprise her cases of illegal immigration are so prominent. “The stigma attached to immigration is that people just want to just cross that fence, swim through the water, climb the whatever and stay here, set up shop and be a criminal here,” Marquez said. “But to be very honest, do people usually stay? Yeah. Because they see how greener the grass is on this side.” Dr. Stephen Dilks, professor of English originally from England who has had permanent residency in America since 1997, said, despite being married to an American, he struggled to determine if he would become an American citizen because of the impact it would have on his mother. “I have nothing against America,” Dilks said. “In fact, I love many contributions to life and culture made in the name of America. For me, being married to an American for 17 years and having an American Ph. D., there are no ad- Photo courtesy GOOGLE IMAGES Protests regarding immigration laws happen around the country. ministrative roadblocks.” Immigration roadblocks For most, legally immigrating is not as simple as it was for Dilks and Marquez. Marquez said one of the biggest misconceptions is that roadblocks pop up once a person applies for citizenship. “The hard part is getting the green card [permanent residency],” she said. While Dilks noted the process of gaining permanent residency and citizenship is not easy, he said he recognizes it has been easier for him than for others. “I spent many hours in lines at the INS in Newark, N.J., and would sometimes have to argue my case,” he said. “My own situation was always much better than others in the line, those who knew little English because they had just arrived from Russia or Senegal or Laos.” Dollars and cents Dilks said he has paid around $1,000 total for residency and citizenship. Marquez said she and her husband paid close to $2,000, even though they did their own paperwork instead of hiring an attorney. “An attorney might charge between $1,200 and $3,000 to do it for you,” Marquez said. “So, knowing what you are doing is a good thing. It can save you a lot of money.” One thing Marquez said is important to re- I See IMMIGRATION page 7 Making UMKC accessible to all Alexia Stout-Lang News Editor A hilly landscape, steep stairs, slow elevators and construction zones can make getting around campus tough for many of us. But these features place a heavier toll on students with disabilities. Lorie Sparks, a senior in Liberal Arts, gets around campus in a wheelchair with the assistance of her Labrador, Bailey. Sparks said she has the most trouble maneuvering the sidewalks and streets on campus. “Uphill and downhill,” she said. “Some of the students don’t really stop and say, ‘Can I help you?’ So, it’s tough.” She said University Center, Grant Hall and Miller Nichols Library are the hardest places for her to go. “I have a tough time going to the library to get books and things,” Sparks said. “I had a Political Science class last fall I had to get a book for, it was so tough to get in there. I had to talk to the teacher so we could make accommodations. It’s not really safe for anyone in a wheelchair to go there.” “Uphill and downhill. Some of the students don’t really stop and say, ‘Can I help you?’ So, it’s tough.” LORIE SPARKS Senior, Liberal Arts In an effort to make her days easier, Sparks puts a lot of thought into her course schedule each semester. “It is easy to get around in buildings if I pick the right class,” she said. “I try to pick classes in the same building because it takes a while to switch classrooms.” She also chooses classes that are on the same day as much as possible. That way she can just spend a couple long days on campus instead of multiple short days. Sparks said UMKC has been accommodating to her needs as a student. Because she is also deaf, Sparks is provided with sign language interpreters during classes, notetakers and test taking services. Scott Laurent, with Student Disability Services, is responsible for ensuring students with disabilities have equal access to the learning environment at UMKC. His office serves 200-225 students each year. “The kinds of services a student receives depends upon their disability and any barriers that the disability creates,” Laurent said. “Typical accommodations can include extended time on exams, a peer notetaker, sign language interpreters, books in electronic format for people with vision impairments, etc.” Laurent said continual improvements in technology allow his department to provide better and more effective services. “When I started working with students almost 12 years ago, we had someone read their textbooks onto cassette tape for students to listen to who had a visual impairment,” he said. “Today, we are able to scan and convert the books into digital text and they can have their computers read to them. There are more improvements in this area that are on the horizon that we hope to implement when the technology matures.” Photo ALEXIA STOUT-LANG Maneuvering around UMKC can be difficult for some students with disabilities. Building handicap accessibility Most of the buildings on the UMKC campus are handicap accessible, Laurent said. Exceptions include Epperson House and the second floor of the building I See ACCESS page 20 2 News March 22, 2010 Violence in Mexico impacts spring break plans Alexia Stout-Lang Assistant News Editor Photo courtesy NATHAN LANG The increasing crime rate in Mexico is making travel dangerous for tourists. home was constructed with hand tools. Bryan Kidney, finance director for the city of Shawnee, Kan., who was also on the trip, said the biggest regret was not being able to give the family in Ciudad Juarez a home. “They are going to have to wait even longer to have a home of their own,” Kidney said. “I feel badly for them. There are so many families in Mexico in the same situation.” All members of the group said they were not prepared for the culture shock they experienced in Puerto Piñasco. “We were also told a man was shot just outside the camp where we were going to be staying. It was the result of a party getting out of hand, but the mission camp was being evacuated for safety.” GERMAN PORTILLO Team leader and praise and worship leader at Kaw Prairie Community Church, Lenexa, Kan. While one side of the city is a beach resort, the area where they were working was poverty stricken. “Most homes had dirt floors – some people did not even have homes,” Wendy Trueblood said. “They lived in cars, in structures constructed out of straps. Water was not readily available and there was no electricity in the homes.” U.S. government travel warnings The Department of State has issued a travel warning until April 12 for U.S. citizens traveling to Mexico. Specific areas of concern include the states of Durango, Coahuila and Chihuahua. Dependents of U.S. government personnel from U.S. consulates in the Northern Mexican border cities of Tijuana, Nogales, Ciudad Juarez, Nuevo Laredo, Monterrey and Matamoros have been authorized to evacuate. “While millions of U.S. citizens safely visit Mexico each year (including tens of thousands who cross the land border daily for study, tourism or business and nearly one million U.S. citizens who live in Mexico), violence in the country has increased,” according to a statement from the Department of State. “It is imperative that U.S. citizens understand the risks in Mexico, how best to avoid dangerous situations and who to contact if victimized.” Officials are advising tourists to avoid traveling at night, visit only legitimate business and tourist areas during daylight hours and avoid areas where prostitution and drug dealing might occur. Waits at the border entering and exiting Mexico have been shorter than usual. Prior to entering Mexico, the U.S. Border Patrol will ask questions about destination, the amount of money a group is carrying and more to ensure the safety of U.S. citizens. For those with plans to visit Mexico over spring break, go to http:// travel.state.gov/travel/cis_ pa_ tw/ spring_break_mexico/spring_break_ mexico_2812.html and read the information provided prior to departure. For more information about the situation in Mexico, visit http:// travel.state.gov/travel/cis_ pa_tw/tw/ tw_4755.html. alang@unews.com The 13 members of the UMKC Mock Trial team competed at the Opening Round Championship Tournament (ORCT) in St. Louis, Mo., beating out 25 teams for first place, including Washington University, University of Iowa and Rhode College, March 11-13. One of the two UMKC teams, both coached by Jessica Bernard, a partner at Kansas City law firm Ensz and Jester, placed first at the tournament, with the first ever undefeated record (8-0). The team earned a bid to the National Championship Tournament in Memphis, Tenn., April 16-18, going against Harvard, University of Chicago, Northwestern, Georgetown and others. The second team, consisting almost entirely of first year competitors, won more than half their ballots. While all teams were permitted to compete at the Regional Competition (February in Topeka, Kan.), not all teams earned the right to compete at the ORCT. Both UMKC teams earned bids to the ORCT after their Regional Competition performances. The team advancing to the final level of nationals, also took first place at the Regional Competition. In addition to the win, four UMKC students received individual recognition for their portrayal of witnesses and attorneys during the competition. Senior and second-year competitor Irene Downs received recognition as a witness and attorney. Junior, U-News Publication Board member and third-year competitor Jennifer Kaminsky received recognition as an attorney. Jacquelyn Hoer mann, ju n ior and second-yea r competitor, and Brit Cook, sophomore and first-year competitor, received recog- nition as top witnesses. The program is consistently winning ballots against teams with third and fou r t h -ye a r c omp et it or s , while the UMKC program consists almost entirely of first-year competitors. Although the team has a few second-year competitors and one third-year competitor, the team members are very young. UMKC is the only Missouri program that has earned a bid to the National Championship Tournament, even though a number of Missouri schools, including University of Missouri – Columbia, Saint Louis University, Washington University, Columbia College, Creighton, Avila, Truman State and Central Missouri, compete in mock trial programs. In a field of more than 60 teams, UMKC took first place at the University of Kansas Invitational in November and placed fourth at the National Invitational at Loras College tournament in January. The program was awarded the “Spirit of AMTA” award, signifying the team’s professionalism and commitment to fair play. Students of other mock trial programs voted for the recipient of the award. Try-outs for the 2010-11 team will be held in the fall. “It’s a t rai n i ng ground for f uture lawyers, where each team has three attorneys and three witnesses who present a case on the prosecution and defense sides against other teams, and a judge presides over everything and decides a verdict,” program member and U-News staff writer Teresa Sheffield said. “It’s also a big deal that we just went undefeated at ORCT, because that kind of record rarely happens and no one expected UMKC to even get out of ORCT.” nbomgardner@unews.com Get turned on ... Become a fan on Facebook! Follow us on Twitter! @UNewsScoop Visit www.unews.com to the U-News! News www.unews.com March 22, 2010 The road to graduate school UMKC takes Mock Trial championship Nikki Bomgardner News Editor Recent violence across Mexico has impacted spring break and mission trips to the country. Last week, news agencies reported the shooting of two American citizens in Cuidad Juarez, Chihuahua, in northern Mexico. In the western state of Guerrero, at least 25 people were killed in a series of violent acts March 13. In addition, the bodies of 14 people were found in various parts of the resort city of Acapulco. Last week, while most schools in Kansas were on spring break, a group of 16 Kansas City Metro residents left March 13 bound for Ciudad Juarez to build a house for a family in need. (The reporter accompanied the group on the trip.) “We received news while on a rest stop in Oklahoma about the shootings,” said German Portillo, team leader and praise and worship leader at Kaw Prairie Community Church, in Lenexa, Kan. “We were also told a man was shot just outside the camp where we were going to be staying. It was the result of a party getting out of hand, but the mission camp was being evacuated for safety.” Mexican authorities report that more than 2,600 people were killed in Ciudad Juarez in 2009. Additionally, the city of 1.3 million people experienced more than 16,000 car thefts and 1,900 carjackings in 2009. The Kansas City group members consulted with a group of 18 residents from Wichita, Kan., they were planning to work with in Mexico and decided an alternate plan must be made. “We had five kids under the age of 18 in the whole group so it was a tough decision,” Portillo said. “I am thankful their parents were all there with them.” The groups were rerouted to Puerto Piñasco, across from Baja California, which added an extra day to the trip, giving them two days to build the home. After driving through a snow storm in New Mexico that claimed the lives of four teenagers traveling with another group, the four vans filled with 32 people arrived in Puerto Piñasco Monday night. “We knew we had a job to do and it was not going to be easy,” Portillo said. “We put up the house in record time. I know a lot of other groups never made it to their destinations and many people in Mexico suffered this week.” The location where the home was built did not have electricity. So, the www.unews.com 3 Melissa Oribhabor Photo courtesy GOOGLE IMAGES A graduate degree can give job applicants an advantage over others. Culture Editor Recently, many people who have been laid off from their jobs have gone back to school to either get or complete a bachelor’s or master’s degree. With the number of people entering the workforce with college degrees on the rise, it is becoming more important to have more than just a bachelor’s degree. Although many are choosing to go to graduate school, the process is not simple and, if not done right, can severely delay a student’s educational goals, giving an advantage to those who got it right the first time. Requirements to get into graduate school vary between universities and programs, but there are overall guidelines potential students should follow to ensure they are accepted and successful in their chosen program. One of the most crucial things is timing, said Terrence Grus, director of Graduate Admissions and Records at the University of Missouri-Columbia. “Start preparing early,” Grus said. “I would say early in the junior year or the third year of college in the undergrad program. Start finding out what the admission timeline and admission requirements are for the program. There’s number of things they might have to do in terms of starting standardized tests like the GRE [Graduate Record Examinations] or the GMAT [Graduate Management Admission Test]. Once they get into their senior year, it starts moving real fast.” These and similar tests are required for entry into most graduate programs. It is important to find out which test is required for the desired program. Some business schools, such as the Bloch School of Business and Administration, require the GMAT for admittance. Some business schools will accept the GRE, but students will be ineligible for assistantships. Study material for these tests are available through the campus bookstore and most other major booksellers. There are also classes offered through Kaplan and The Princeton Review that can be extremely beneficial. Prices range from $1,049 to $1,700. “Start preparing early. I would say early in the junior year or the third year of college in the undergrad program.” TERRENCE GRUS Director of Graduate Admissions and Records at the University of MissouriColumbia International students are required to take the TOEFL (Test of English as a Foreign Language) or IELTS (International English Language Testing System) in addition to the other required standardized tests. All of these admission tests come with costs to take them. The GRE is $140 and the GMAT is $250. Letters of recommendation are also very important. Not all programs require letters of recommendation, but it is always good to have at least three letters from professors and/or employers who can speak to an applicant’s strengths as a student and worker. These can become imperative even if a program doesn’t require any. If the admissions board is on the fence about an application, it might be that final push necessary for admission. Most graduate schools require a general application to the graduate school, and possibly a second application to the program. These applications, like the undergraduate applications, have a fee. This application process should be done first and accurately. Official transcripts are required for admission anywhere and there is usually a $5-$20 fee to request an official transcript, depending on the school. A transcript is needed from all institutions where classes were taken. Undergraduate grades are important and it’s not too late to get grades up. The closer to graduation, the harder it is to move a GPA. But having high marks junior and senior year shows growth as a student. Visit the specific Web site of the desired program early on to know exactly what needs to be done to meet the department’s needs. Sometimes even when everything is completed and submitted by the deadline, the applicant pool is too good and qualified students don’t get in. But there is hope. “We’ve had people, for instance, who have applied to our journalism school who have applied for multiple years and maybe they didn’t get in the first time they applied, they maybe got in the second time they applied,” Grus said. The rejection letter can actually hold good insight into why a student was rejected and reading the letter can help for reapplication. moribhabor@unews.com Show-Me think-tank wants ‘Obamanomics’ to reform Kip Ryan Staff Writer The Show-Me Institute, a Libertarian think-tank in St. Louis, sponsored Harvard professor Jeffrey Miron’s lecture on “Obamanomics,” last Tuesday at the Plaza Library. “Obamanomics” is a critique of President Barack Obama’s economic policy specifically centered on spending. Libertarians agree tax cuts are more effective for economic stimulus. Miron prefaced his presentation by acknowledging the Obama administration took control during an unstable economic period. He doesn’t believe the economy was as bad as politicians let on or that the administration’s response will provide a long-term solution. According to economist John Maynard Keynes, when an economy is in a recession, the government has two options. One choice is to increase the purchasing of items through spending and the other is to cut taxes and allow people to spend their money. “Both options assume that if people have extra income, they will spend some of it,” Miron said. “In the strict Keynesian logic, it actually doesn’t matter which way you go.” Miron said if spending is the answer, it must be done efficiently and effectively. Politicians are unable to execute this because they are too concerned with getting re-elected. “We should always be looking at the cost-benefit analysis,” Miron said. “We should recognize that even if some [spending] is good, it doesn’t mean that more is always better. Before we undertook all this extra spending, we should have demanded convincing evidence that all the money spent was going to pass a cost-benefit analysis.” “We have missed the chance to engage in growing the pie as opposed to dividing it.” JEFFREY MIRON Harvard professor He said the Obama administration never provided any evidence that proved all the initial spending would be good, simply because more government spending on these things is always good. Another problem, he said, is it takes time to analyze the results of this spending. “We have to choose good projects in a crisis,” Miron said. “Because in a crisis you have to move fast and that’s incredibly antithetical to doing it well.” He referenced the administration’s handling of the housing crisis, the auto and banking bailouts and other issues as irrationally-quick decision making. “We have missed the chance to engage in growing the pie as opposed to dividing it,” he said. “We are on a path to spend way more than we are receiving in tax revenues.” He believes the United States has to either cut everything except Medicare and Medicaid or raise taxes, which would have an asphyxiating effect on the economy. “President Obama had a chance to really fix it,” Miron said. “If anyone could have gotten re-elected after telling people that they wouldn’t receive their benefits until closer to age 75 as opposed to 65, President Obama could have.” He said the politically gridlocked environment in Washington is good for Libertarians who he encouraged to vote for non-incumbents. He thinks the Obama administration forced to compromise may prove to be similar to the last six years of the Clinton administration that, although not perfect, were certainly profitable. “In a great world, you would have some libertarian benevolent dictator who would just repeal everything since the ’90s,” Miron said. “The 1790s.” kryan@unews.com 4 News March 22, 2010 www.unews.com Day in the life: A career counselor Melissa Cowan Staff Writer Tr e a s u r e s a r c h i v e d f o r d i s c o v e r y For Annette Haynes, manager of Career Services and Educational Placement, every day for the past 38 years has been different. “It’s a vibrant place,” she said. “We have some of the greatest students here on campus.” After receiving her degree in Elementary Education, Haynes realized the field was “not for her.” But she wanted to stay involved with education, so she came to UMKC. She started here as a stenographer, “like a … secretary,” then switched to academic advisor for the Bloch School of Business and Administration. She stayed in that position for 16 years before becoming a career counselor. She’s been with Career Services for 20 years. She smiled while talking about her time here. “It’s been a good ride,” Haynes said. “I’ve been in two really great places.” And there is no typical day for Haynes. “Some days, I’ll go without seeing any students,” she said. “Other days, I can see 10-12 students in an afternoon.” It also depends on the time of year, she said. One of Haynes’ responsibilities is working with accounting students. Their recruitment is done in the fall so she sees a lot of them during that time. Another title Haynes has is liaison for the School of Education. She just finished helping with Teacher Recruitment Day. Students mostly come to Haynes for help with job searching and résumé critiques, which can be sent via e-mail. “We really use technology a great deal,” Haynes said. “Any question you have … any service, you can go to the Web site and at least get some generic information.” In addition, Haynes contacts businesses to speak on campus. She gives presentations and mock interviews for classes as well. “This is an important service because students go to college so they can get jobs,” Haynes said. “Especially in this economy, they’re not only competing with students from UMKC but students from all over, as well as alumni and community people.” Former governor talks marijuana Nikki Bomgardner Assistant News Editor Photo MELISSA COWAN Annette Haynes, manager of Career Services and Educational Placement. UMKC students are the first priority for Career Services, Haynes said, but they also help people from the community, if they have time. “Sometimes it gets stressful. … It’s really hard in this economy convincing people they’ll get a job,” Haynes said. “But I just love it here. Why would I leave?” Haynes and the other eight career counselors are available in the Bloch School and Flarsheim and Johnson halls for a few hours on Tuesdays, Wednes- days and Thursdays, available by walk-in only. “We try to bring ourselves on campus,” Haynes said. “Just to make it more convenient for the students to pop in and see us when they want to.” Their main offices, open Monday-Friday from 8 a.m. to 5 p.m., are in the Career Services Center, 4825 Troost on the second floor. For more information, visit http://career.umkc. edu. To make an appointment, call 816-235-1636. mcowan@unews.com ELVIS PRESLEY’S FIRST RECORD by ALEXIA STOUT-LANG Photo courtesy LABUDDE SPECIAL COLLECTIONS In a room stacked floor to ceiling with records from some of the best musicians of the 20th Century, Elvis Presley fans will find quite the treat. The King’s very first record lives in the Marr Sound Archives at Miller Nichols Library. Featuring “That’s All Right” and “Blue Moon of Kentucky,” it was recorded in Memphis, Tenn., under the Sun Records Company label. When Presley was first trying to get a start in the music business, he struggled. Nothing came of his first recording session at Sun Records. Determined to give music another shot, he returned to the studio in 1954 to record two more songs, “Casual Love Affair” and “I’ll Never Stand in Your Way.” Founder of Sun Records Sam Phillips did not give Pre- sley many words of encouragement, but he did take his number and address. Presley did not hear back from Phillips until Peer Music of Nashville sent Sun Records a demo of “Without You” and Phillips decided to let Presley have a shot at recording it. While Presley could not seem to master the song, he was given the opportunity to try some different songs. His ability to sing those songs convinced Phillips he had some talent. That was Presley’s ticket to his future in the music industry. Those interested in listening to Presley’s first album can contact the Marr Sound Archives, located on the lower level of the library. For more information about the sound collection, visit http://library.umkc.edu/marr. alang@unews.com Former governor of New Mexico, Republican Gary Johnson, was at the UMKC School of Law student lounge delivering a message to a group of students and faculty Tuesday. “Congress will pass laws regarding anything and everything,” Johnson said. “This is our America, take it back.” Johnson occupied the governor’s seat in New Mexico for two terms. He proudly vetoed 750 bills during that time and he was only overridden twice. However, Johnson did not begin as a politician. He was an entrepreneur, starting his own construction business that turned in to a 1,000 person operation. But he said politics was something he had always wanted to do. He was told he was a nice guy but had no chance of winning. He won his first campaign and was re-elected four years later. Johnson was at UMKC to promote his Web site of which he is honorary chairman, www. ouramericainitiative.com. He began the evening with a little background on himself and the goals he hopes to accomplish with his Web site. He then opened the floor for questions. The audience, consisting mostly of men of all ages, had a variety of issues to discuss. But one continuously came to the floor: Legalizing marijuana and the difficulties associated with medical marijuana. He said just as many Democrats as Republicans are standing in the way of legalizing marijuana and only 14 states have passed laws in support of medical marijuana. “I’ve smoked pot and drank, marijuana is better,” Johnson said. “Why not legalize [marijuana] with laws similar to those of drinking laws? The only problem with smoking marijuana is an overindulgence in potato chips.” He also talked about his experiences in office. “It was A-Z, 24/7, blood-boiling work,” he said. Johnson’s last term ended in January 2003 and he thought he was done. However, staying active in politics was important to him. He briefly spoke on the subject of health care in America. Johnson said America’s financial problems are Medicaid, Medicare and social security. “We are broke,” Johnson said. “We have to start slashing there, we simply can’t afford it.” Johnson said he would consider running for president of the United States. Johnson can be reached at info@ouramericainitiative.com. nbomgardner@unews.com 5 News www.unews.com Dancer at heart lives dream Alexia Stout-Lang News Editor Many little girls dream of dancing when they grow up. That dream recently came true for Lorie Sparks, a senior in Liberal Arts. She discovered a wheelchair ballroom dance program in October at a dance studio in Westport. “It’s called Groovability,” Sparks said through her interpreter. In addition to getting around in a wheelchair with the help of a Labrador named Bailey, Sparks is deaf. But that hasn’t kept her from reaching for her dreams. LORIE SPARKS Senior, Liberal Arts University News ! Get into it Family trends impact politics Evan Helmuth “It’s called Groovability.” She said she has wanted to dance “for four or five years – or forever, you know. Hard to tell when it began. And I will want to until I die.” Her favorite dance moves are swinging and the Waltz because they are smooth. She is able to spin in circles by holding onto a partner’s hand and putting her other hand on her wheelchair to control movement. “It’s difficult to learn, but I am really enjoying it,” Sparks said. Sparks transferred to UMKC three semesters ago from Johnson County Community College. “Here at UMKC has been a good experience for me,” she said. “I get along with all the students. I have trouble with the outside of campus. Uphill and downhill.” Aside from her upcoming graduation, Sparks is looking forward to participating in a dance compe- March 22, 2010 Photo ALEXIA STOUT-LANG People with disabilities are given an opportunity to dance with “Groovability.” tition. She is just waiting for her dance teacher to tell her when. “I am really excited about dancing in a competition,” she said. alang@unews.com Staff Writer UMKC Law professor June Carbone spoke last Wednesday about the correlation between family and politics. The event, hosted by the Women’s Center and the Women’s and Gender Studies program, was focused mainly on the book Carbone recently co-authored with Naomi Cahn, titled “Red Families v. Blue Families.” Carbone said the idea for the book was hatched in 2004 during the presidential campaign. “Our original idea was to look at the age at which families were started because we were interested in this torrent of rhetoric in the campaign focused on ‘family values’ and what that might mean,” Carbone said. Carbone and Cahn found what they called strong correlations indicating the country was being split politically according to how its families were organized. “You basically have two different family systems emerging in different parts of the country and those are correlating better than almost anything else to political behavior,” Carbone said. The “Red” family represents the traditional way of going about making a family. It involves getting married at a young age and having children soon thereafter. Carbone pointed out this was made possible in the past by an ample supply of well-paying bluecollar jobs for people with no more than a high school education. Carbone said “Blue” families tend to report more use of contraception, fewer instances of non-marital pregnancy and lower divorce rates than “Red” families do. The trend identified by Carbone and Cahn was for younger people to get advanced degrees and establish themselves politically first before getting married and starting families well into their 30s. She said this has to do with financial and emotional stability that increases with age and education. Conversely, the tendency of “Red” families toward divorce can probably be attributed to a decline in the social pressures that used to surround marriages, Carbone said. “You no longer have a situation in which everyone in the community expects you to get married once you get pregnant and stay married once you get married,” Carbone said. Carbone’s research indicates that “Blue” families often vote for Democrats. She was even able to predict Virginia, Colorado and North Carolina would vote for Obama in 2008, because, “those places experienced huge drops in nonmarital pregnancy rates” which indicated a demographic shift in their populations. “Blue” families tend also to live almost exclusively in urban areas and are much more likely than “Red” families to move away from the state where they were born or raised. ehelmuth@unews.com 6 News March 22, 2010 www.unews.com Paying it forward - Kansas City style LAYOUT BY HILARY HEDGES March 12 Photo ALEXIA STOUT-LANG Harvesters reaches 300,000 people each year. YouthFriends is a tutoring and mentoring program that partners with Kansas City Metro schools. Volunteers can be a YouthFriend to one student or an entire classroom and are only required to spend one hour a week with the children. Pam Kotelov Glickman, program coordinator, said the program has more than 800 volunteers. “We really run the gambit,” she said. “It really benefits the kids to have a caring adult other than at their home.” Volunteers range from retirees people, people who come from work on a lunch break and college students. “College students bring so much energy and enthusiasm to the schools,” Glickman said. “It’s a small weekly commitment and many of our students come at lunchtime. We do our best to place college students close to campus.” Some of the projects volunteers do with the students include reading, making flashcards, doing spelling work, researching projects with the upper grades, drawing, discussing the books they read to help their reading comprehension and participating in after-school activities like dance or basketball. Glickman said she tries to ensure the volunteers do things that interest them. “We really do our best to make it meaningful for the volunteers,” she said. “It’s beneficial to the school and the child, but we want to make it meaningful for the adult, too.” The program is designed to provide children with a positive adult influence in their lives. “The goal is for children to academically achieve more, and for them to have a friend,” Glickman said. “We really hope more people can get involved with YouthFriends and we want the community to see what good is going on in the schools. It’s just one hour a week.” sen, Harvester’s spokesperson. “If we had to replace volunteers, we’d need 52 full-time staff members.” Volunteers are mostly needed to sort and repackage donated food and to pack “Back Snacks,” backpacks full of food for low-income children who get free or discounted lunches at school. “I think it’s a wonderful volunteer opportunity for anybody,” Feldhausen said. “It’s one thing you can do to directly help somebody else. Our volunteers understand they have done something very hands-on to make sure to feed our community.” YouthFriends Photo courtesy YOUTHFRIENDS YouthFriends has over 800 volunteers. Photo courtesy YOUTHFRIENDS Volunteers range from professionals, retirees and college students. Photo courtesy GOOGLE IMAGES Big Brothers Big Sisters Big Brothers Big Sisters is a nonprofit organization that matches one-parent households with adult volunteers who spend a couple hours a week mentoring and spending time with a child. More than 1,000 people volunteer with this organization in Kansas City. Volunteers must be 21 or older. But marketing director Kristie Hutchison said a lot of college students volunteer. “For college students, it’s good to get involved whenever maybe they don’t have the stress of a full-time job and are in a situation where they want to help and connect with kids,” she said. “It’s a great organization to be involved in. Most of them say they get as much out of it as the kids.” Kids who are matched up with a Big are 75 percent more likely to graduate from college, have more self-esteem and are less likely to do drugs and alcohol. “It’s very beneficial to the kids,” Hutchison said. 9:27 p.m. Larceny – A student left property in her locker in Durwood Soccer Stadium and returned to find it missing. March 14 3:02 a.m. Disturbance – A call regarding loud music at 54th and Charlotte streets was unfounded. March 15 12:28 p.m. Violation of University Rules and Regulations – A student at the Administrative Center was found to be in possession of a fake parking pass. March 16 8:28 a.m. Car Fire – A vehicle parked in the HSC Parking Structure caught fire and damaged other vehicles and the parking structure. 7:22 p.m. Disturbance – A domestic dispute in the School of Medicine parking lot briefly mentioned resulted in a party being arrested for outstanding warrants. March 17 10:12 a.m. Vehicular – Two cars backing out of parking spaces in the HSC Parking Structure struck each other. 1:20 p.m. Burglary – A student returned to her office in the Medical School and discovered money missing from her desk. 3:56 p.m. Violation of University Rules and Regulations – Several non-residents were caught with alcohol in Oak Place Apartments. March 18 4:52 a.m. Illness – A student was passed out and intoxicated in the lobby of Oak Place Apartments. 10:03 a.m. Fraud – An authorized user of a university debit card made unauthorized transactions. 10 p.m. Larceny – A student returned to her vehicle in the School of Education parking lot to find the license plate missing. 2009 YTD 2010 YTD 4 14 0 0 1 1 26 20 0 0 3 1 1 0 2 1 * MOTOR VEHICLE THEFTS AND BURGLARIES INCLUDE ATTEMPTS Operation Breakthrough Photo courtesy GOOGLE IMAGES Operation Breakthrough reaches out to families that live near Troost Avenue. Operation Breakthrough is a community outreach center that gives a wide variety of services to low-income families with children. Services include a food pantry, clothes closet, before and after-school child care, a head start program, a dental and health clinic and even help filing taxes. They currently serve nearly 800 children. College students can help with any of these activities, but the most popular ones are the Pre-K and mentoring programs. Jessica Mickey-McDowell, Operation Breakthrough coordinator, said the program is beneficial to students. “They’re getting to see another culture and group of people that they would not otherwise interact with and it betters the community,” she said. “When they serve, they’re also becoming role models for the students. Our students need positive role models in their lives, and they’re role models because they care about education.” SIFE Financial Corner Vaughn English, a Communication Studies major, asked, “How do I avoid paying finance charges on a credit card or bank account after they have already been incurred?” The easiest way to avoid paying finance charges on an account is to not incur them in the first place. But things happen in life, payments are overlooked, credit limits are exceeded or bank accounts are not balanced and checks bounce. The best thing to do is to contact the lender right away if you have a problem and simply ask them to help you out. There is a chance that if you are a good customer with a history of ontime payments, the lender will forgive you and credit the charges to your account. But you must remember lenders generate a substantial amount of revenue each year in fees so you must be very careful to avoid them in the first place. by NIKKI BOMGARDNER by ALEXIA STOUT-LANG Campus Crimes as of March 19 CRIMES BURGLARY* ROBBERY MOTOR VEHICLE THEFT* LARCENY AGGRAVATED ASSAULT COMMON ASSAULT FORCIBLE SEX OFFENSES DRUG LAW VIOLATIONS March 22, 2010 Delia P., a Spanish major, asked, “What is the value of a dollar, today?” Because of the constantly fluctuating currency value, it is hard to give you an exact value. By the time you read this, it will have changed a hundred times or more. But at the end of the business day on March 11, one U.S. dollar had the same value as 0.73225 Euros, 12.591 Mexican Pesos or 84.2775 Pakistan Rupee. This should give you a general idea of what your dollar is worth in other parts of the world. Many Web sites can give you an instant look at the current exchange rates. One useful site is www.bloom berg.com/markets/currencies/fxc. html. Please e-mail your financial questions to UMKCSIFE@yahoo. com. Unlimited Use Bus Pass Program vote results Voting days for UMKC students were March 9-10. The fee for Associated Students of the University of Missouri (ASUM) and the Unlimited Use Bus Pass Program were on the ballot. The Unlimited Use Bus Pass Program, according to the ballot, is “an effort to continue to be environmentally conscious, provide an alternative to purchasing parking passes and provide safe transportation throughout the KC Metro …” UMKC would impose a $28 annual fee to all students for this program starting fall 2010. The current cost of UMKC parking pass is $212 per year. The ASUM student fee is 15 cents/hour capped at 10 hours ($1.50 per semester). The vote was to decide whether or not to keep the fee. According to the UMKC Web site, ASUM is “an organization that represents and advocates the interests and welfare of Missouri students before the General Assembly, the Board of Curators, the governor and other executive agencies. ASUM sponsors a variety of programs on campus throughout the year to increase student awareness and involvement in the legislative process.” Results are as follows: ASUM Fee: Yes: 296 No: 179 Undecided: 86 Transportation Fee: Yes: 276 No: 276 Undecided: 9 Total Number of Voters: 561 Campus 7:13 a.m. Disturbance – A woman at the Dental School began yelling and screaming when she was told she could not have a cigarette. Harvesters Harvesters is a food bank that serves a 26-county area and feeds 300,000 people every year by distributing food to local organizations such as food pantries, soup kitchens and low-income day care centers. Almost half the people Harvesters feeds are either children or seniors. Harvesters has a strong network of volunteers, with more than 3,300 people volunteering each month totaling nearly 108,000 hours a year. “We could not do what we do without our very loyal and dedicated volunteers,” said Ellen Feldhau- News www.unews.com Police Blotter STORIES BY TERESA SHEFFIELD 7 $500 Friends of the Library Scholarship The UMKC 2010 Annual Friends of the Library Scholarship in the amount of $500 is available to any degree-seeking student. Students must submit a 500-1,000 word original writing piece titled “I am UMKC Libraries” to fol@umkc.edu by April 12. The winner will be announced May 12 at Miller Nichols Library during the UMKC Friends of the Library’s Annual celebration. Payout will be administered for fall 2010 tuition and fees. Students with a 3.0 or higher GPA will be given preference. For more information, call 816-235-5828, e-mail fol@umkc.edu or visit http://friends.library.umkc. edu. Author speaks at the Annual Black Women Leaders Conference Sapphire, author of “Push,” is the 2010 keynote speaker at the Annual Black Women’s Leaders Conference. The book “Push” was adapted to a screenplay for the movie “Precious,” which recently won an Academy Award for Best Supporting Actress, Mo’Nique. “Precious” is the first to ever win both Sundance and Toronto Film Festivals Audience Awards. One goal of the conference is “to provide an opportunity for women to share local, regional and IMMIGRATION from page 1 member is that $1,200 is not the same to us as it is to someone in a Latin American country. “We can say, ‘Well, we can save up for a few months and maybe we would be able to pay it.’ But if somebody is coming straight from Mexico, the daily minimum wage is 46.17 pesos a day which is between $3.80 and $5 a day,” Marquez said. “We are looking at somebody who potentially has a monthly income of $100 and a yearly income of $1,200.” Why illegally? Many people have many different opinions about why illegal immigration is so prominent. Dilks said he does not think the expense or the difficulty in the immigration process is what spurs people to come to America illegally. “I think people come for various reasons and then stay because they fall into a life that works,” he said. “There have been seasonal migrations over the Southern border for thousands of years. I think building fences and administrative controls creates illegality. Without such solid borders, people would move about just as freely as they have done in Europe since border controls were eliminated.” Marquez, however, does think these factors come into play. “I hate to be so unrealistic about this, but if we were to line up 50 people trying to come over illegally and ask them if they tried to come over the right way first, a number of them would say, national perspectives on the current challenges and issues of politics, education, diversity and equity, spirituality, leadership, health, family, personal finance and community.” The free conference for faculty, staff and students will be April 29. Registration is required, space is limited and will be granted on a first come, first served basis. Deadline to register is April 23. For additional information, www.umkc.edu/bwl. ‘Yes, I tried but I did not fulfill the requirement,’” Marquez said. Simply getting visitors’ visas for a family to visit Walt Disney World can be a struggle, Marquez said. “That’s the biggest roadblock, in my opinion, that the economic situation in Latin American countries and the requirements the U.S. government puts on them causing them to even forget about immigrating to the United States let alone work and eat and sleep here,” she said. Marquez was clear she does not support illegal immigration. “Do I agree with illegal immigration?” she said. “From a moral standpoint, no, because it’s breaking the law. I try not to do things that break the law. But, from a personal side, I realize why people do it. So, my point of view since illegal immigration is not going to stop, we might as well try to do something because we have millions of people who are here undocumented.” She said she can understand the point of view of some activist groups. “Hey, you and I have a social security number and they [the government] know everything we do,” she said. “They know when we use our credit card to pay, they know where we live. All those tens of millions of people undocumented are ‘unofficial’ and so we don’t know who’s here. We don’t know where they are, we don’t know what they do, we don’t know if their kids are in school, we don’t know if they are not, we don’t know anything.” While she does pity the children who are brought to the country illegally against their wills, she has a firm stance about the troublemakers. “If they have committed crime here when they came here undocumented, part of me says, ‘Ah you know what, you broke the law to get here and now you broke the law once you got here. Maybe this is not the best place for you.’ But somebody who broke the law once to get here, but has been a good, upstanding citizen, do I think there should be some sort of punishment? Yes, maybe a hefty fine or something like that.” Children who are brought here by their parents face many challenges. Only 10 states, with one more possibly passing legislation soon, allow illegal youth to go to school past 12th grade. Kansas is one state that will allow undocumented students to attend college. However, after graduation, they can’t legally get jobs nor can they apply for citizenship while in the United States. “As far as the children who are brought over here, I think there should be a change tomorrow making it legal that they can live and work and eat and sleep here because it was not their decision to come here,” Marquez said. “Very honestly, things are not slowing down. Nobody has the right answer but I think the first step is making sure the children who are brought here don’t suffer. To be quite honest, if that were the only thing to change, that would be a huge step.” alang@unews.com 8 March 22, 2010 Culture www.unews.com Stop in and see ‘Bus Stop’ Culture www.unews.com Photo courtesy DON IPOCK FOR THE KANSAS CITY REP. THEATRE Kate Lawler T Staff Writer he Kansas City Repertory Theatre, in a series of Kansas City playwright’s works, is presenting William Inge’s “Bus Stop” at Spencer The- Photo courtesy DON IPOCK FOR THE KANSAS CITY REP. THEATRE Adria Vitlar and Jedadiah Schultz. ater. “Bus Stop” has been continuously performed throughout the country since its creation in 1955 and was even made into a movie staring Marilyn Monroe. Set during a blizzard in March at a Kansas bus stop diner in 1955 (fitting for 2010’s Friday night storm), were a few townspeople and a few stranded travelers on one morning bus from Kansas City to Denver. Three acts of their new connections and past problems make up this classic comedy. The cast of characters included Waitresses Elma (Blair Baker) and Gracie (Cheryl Weaver), Sheriff Will (Jim Gall), Kansas City performer Cherie (Adria Vitlar), drunken professor Dr. Lyman (Mark Robbins), bus driver Carl (David Fritts), cowboy wrangler Bo (Jedadiah Schultz) and faithful friend Virgil (Gary Neal Johnson). However, the story is a little hard to explain. Basically there are three love connections, a sheriff and a sidekick. Love connection one: Gracie, who owns the diner, and Carl. They had chemistry that was spot on and was good comic relief. Love connection two: Cherie and Bo. Bo is kidnapping Cherie and taking her to his ranch in Montana to be his wife. Cherie doesn’t want to go and their incessant fighting brought energy to the stage. Love connection three: Elma, a high school student, and Dr. Lyman, a professor with a creepy lust for young girls. Yes, it was weird, but their performances were hysterical – especially the drunken “Romeo and Juliet” recitation. On the technical side, sometimes I am weary of plays that have no set changes – maybe because of my childhood of being dragged to shows such as “Menopause the Musical.” But, in this case, the set kept my interest with surprising new areas and interesting lighting. As for the ending, initially I was left disappointed. Everything seemed to wrap up in a nice neat package. However, as a whole, “Bus Stop” is a must see classic comedy and this version is well executed. The show closes on April 3, so make sure to pick up some tickets before time runs out. klawler@unews.com Staff Writer Guest lecturer and Native American poet Ray Young Bear visited Rockhurst University’s Mabee Theater last Thursday as the final guest poet for the 26th season of the Midwest Poet Series. Robert Stewart, director of the Midwest Poet Series, described Young Bear’s poetry as having an important impact on contemporary poetry. “We have an extraordinary opportunity to hear not only one of the most important poets in the country, but one of the best poets period,” Stewart said. “… His poems retain a heightening formal style of Meskwaki oratory. He performs his song poems or word poems often times with his drums and contemporary imagery. They have a dragging power that seems to be utterly mesmerizing in his poems.” Young Bear has served as a visiting lecturer to a number of different institutions, including Photo KATE LAWLER Native American Poet Ray Young Bear. Jude Law and Forest Whitaker make repossessing organs look fun and profitable. In a futuristic, somewhat sci-fi world, Law and Whitaker take the audience on a thrill ride in the world of organ repossession. The bloody gore and fast, gun-slinging scenes are over-shadowed by the heart-warming story, literally. Even the most fabulous of “chick-flick” lovers can appreciate this film. Best friends, Law and Whitaker are the “repo men.” They’re jobs are torepossess high-priced, electronic, replacement organs for those unfortunate human beings who have fallen behind on their payments. The “Union,” the organization behind manufacturing and distributing the organs are bloodthirsty, money-grub- routine repossession leaves Law in a predicament no one saw coming. The story line is very believable and can make one wonder about the future of health care, in more ways than one. Directed by Miguel Sapochnik, the film is jam-packed full of action, love, comedy, irony and an amazing story. The screenwriters easily pull the audience along through the story with a few interesting twists along the way. It’s not until the end that you start questioning your own “reality.” I am not a fan of sci-fi, I absolutely loathe it and I definitely do not like bloody movies. I would recommend this film to anyone, except for kids, obviously. Take your date or your best friend. You won’t be disappointed. A nbomgardner@unews.com Eastern Washington University and has written four novels. He has also taught at the University of Iowa and instructed for the Meskwaki Settlement School. The lecture began with some of Young Bear’s newest work, still in draft form. “These are brand new poems and the first time they are read through – scary,” Young Bear said. “Some of the things that I discuss in these are my sons and the presence of the psychic and paranormal phenomenon that is prevalent in most Native American societies, especially those [who] have maintained their culture, the language, religion, history and so forth.” Young Bear plans to incorporate more psychic and paranormal themes in future work based off his experiences and gifts. “I was hired by a private investigator in Santa Fe and the Santa Fe police department,” Young Bear said. “One day a detective knocked on my door and said ‘Ray Young Bear your dream is extraordinary,’ but we never did find the little boy missing.” Many of his performances incorporate song. He described his interest in song as deriving from his grandmother and Meskwaki culture. “I became enamored with the vocalizing the singing from very early on,” Young Bear said. “My grandmother was in the Native American post – the men would sing and the women would harmonize. I found it fascinating. I would emulate the singing and my grandmother would encourage me. She would say, ‘my sons, encourage your nephew, because one of these days he is going to go places.’” Attendee and Rockhurst University student Robin Sonthimer enjoyed her experience at the final guest lecture. “The poems were fantastic, but what he said in between the poems was also really interesting,” Sonthimer said. “The history of the songs, the history of his culture and his travels as a poet were fascinating.” The reading was recorded for a later broadcast on the weekly nationally broadcasted radio show, New Letters on the Air. klawler@unews.com Teresa Sheffield Staff Writer “Rigoletto,” at the Kansas City Lyric Opera, is a tragedy that will put a smile on your face, only because it’s so good. It’s good for two reasons: Richard Paul Fink and Mary Dunleavy. Written by Giuseppe Verdi, “Rigoletto” is the story of an Italian court jester named Rigoletto (played by Fink) who is hated by most courtiers due to his merciless and fiery tongue. “Rigoletto” is a bitter, tired, hunchbacked old man, except when it comes to his beautiful daughter Gilda (played by Dunleavy). Rigoletto has done his best to shield her from the world, only permitting her to leave the house to go to church. One person in particular despises Rigoletto, an old man named Count Monterone, who places a curse on both The Duke of Mantua (played by David Pomeroy) for seducing and sullying his daughter, and Rigoletto for laughing about it. The Duke is a rampant playboy who has conquered hundreds of women and incidentally sets his eyes on virtuous Gilda without knowing she’s Rigoletto’s daughter. Unbeknownst to Rigoletto or the Duke, the men from the court who hate Rigoletto decide to kidnap Gilda (who they think is Rigoletto’s mistress) and have the Duke rape her to get back at Rigoletto for mocking everyone. Tragedy follows tragedy for the rest of the opera as the Count’s curse on Rigoletto unfolds. Fink was absolutely stunning as Rigoletto. He carried the heavy weight of a title role like it was noth- ing – like he inspired Verdi to write the opera. His booming, rich baritone voice filled the very crevices of the theater, and his acting was supreme. His emotion was raw and real, and tears streamed down his face as the only pure and virtuous thing in his life was battered and stripped from him. Goosebumps rippled through the audience every time he opened his mouth in the second act. Dunleavy was the perfect Gilda, genuinely sweet and innocent without being unbearably sugary and contrived. Plus, she has a set of pipes on her. If possible, that girl would have sung the hump right off of Rigoletto. She maneuvered through the virtuoso Verdi score, including the treacherous “Caro nome,” with ease and comfort in her beautiful soprano voice. Pomeroy did a good job as the Duke. He sang the famous aria, “La donna é mobile,” wonderfully and made you hate him as the philandering, two-faced player he was. One of the staging aspects of the show that is usually overlooked is lighting. There was none of that in “Rigoletto,” the lighting added so much to the atmosphere. It’s amazing what a huge impact a different color light bulb can make, and the lighting designers did a great job of capturing the mood of the action onstage. “Rigoletto” is a wonderful story with one of the best opera scores you will ever hear. What made this production not just another night at the opera were the magnificent performances of Fink and Dunleavy, who made it a tragedy you can be happy about. tsheffield@unews.com by CHRISTIAN ROSE by NIKKI BOMGARDNER bing destroyers of life, ironically. The company gives the recipients a 96-day grace period before they send the repo men out to collect on their $600 thousand insurer of life, the electronic organ. If you pay, you keep your life. But most of the recipients find it nearly impossible to keep up with the payments and turn to lives in the slums dependent on drugs. Unfortunately, the repossession leaves most of the recipients dead, unless, of course, they are fortunate to have a good, second, functional kidney. Whitaker is a bachelor who has nothing to lose and Law plays a married man with a son. A concerned spouse, Law’s wife gives the ultimate ultimatum. Leave the dangerous, highly profitable job killing people or lose your family. But an accident involving his “last” Rigoletto, a clown that will make you cry Kansas City bites movie review ‘Repo Men’ March 22, 2010 Ray Young Bear Kate Lawler Blair Baker and Adria Vitlar. 9 Raglan Road Irish Pub Photo courtesy GOOGLE IMAGES Whitaker and Law as “repo men.” Unless you grew up under a rock and without the benefit of having a complete breakfast consisting of Lucky Charms and a Pop-Tart, you most likely know March 17 is St. Patrick’s Day. Having relegated myself to Logic and Reasoning homework in lieu of celebrating the joys of green beer, rainbows and shamrocks on the actual day, I opted to partake in festivities the day after. Nothing says “Irish” quite like a good Irish pub and one of my favorites is actually in the Power and Light District. Raglan Road Irish Pub, located at 170 East 14th Street, sits as a cornerstone in the corporate structured nighttime megaplex. No, you will not step into an authentic atmosphere full of leprechauns and river dancing red heads, but you will enjoy some great food surrounded by one of the friendliest wait staffs in town. The formidable bar stretches the length of the pub and was actually constructed in Ireland and reassembled here. It adds yet another touch of visual flavor to the ambience of the establishment. Although not exclusively traditional, the food is a contemporary twist without losing the primary focus. It is hearty and comforting without being pretentious. A little pricey, but you will not leave hungry … or thirsty. The bar boasts an enormous selection of beers – there are 17 on tap that get shuffled around periodically, depending on the season. My favorite drink of choice is the Magner’s Cider, which is a very traditional beverage made from fermented apples. It is a little sweet, a little tangy and, after two, gives my southern twang a little Gaelic sound. I went with one of my friends who had never had the pleasure of actually eating there. I suggested the fish and chips. I know this may sound simple and boring, but trust me, it is far from it. Traditionally, fish and chips are served wrapped in newspaper and locals cover it with peas. At Raglan Road, it is presented in a coneshaped, stainless steel cage and wrapped in stark-white parchment paper with a shot of spiced pureed peas. It is flakey and flavorful and while it may not change your luck, it will change your mind about fish and chips. I ordered the Shepherd’s Pie. It is pleasing both aesthetically and to the palette. With its heavy blend of beef and lamb simmered in wine au jus and topped with mashed potatoes, it is definitely not my grandmother’s version. It is better (sorry Grams). There are only two Raglan Roads in the country. The other is in Orlando, Fla., and opened in 2005. There is an Irish saying that if you’re lucky enough to be born Irish, you’re lucky enough. And for all the rest of us not born Irish, because of Raglan Road, we can definitely eat like it. A crose@unews.com Photo CHRISTIAN ROSE Ragland Road may not be an authentic Irish pub, but it sure feels like it. 10 Culture March 22, 2010 www.unews.com Student Artist: Courtney Stazzone Mark Linville Staff Writer Being active in a sorority and a full-time student at UMKC can be rather time consuming. But for Courtney Stazzone, it is just another day. “I look at the world from a different perspective,” Stazzone said. “I want others to experience my thoughts and feelings so I draw, paint and photograph the world in the way I see it to share my feelings and thoughts. Besides being a way to share and express myself it is something I find relaxing and enjoyable.” Stazzone is a multi-media artist. She uses her work as a form of expression, to tell the world who she is. “Art is an inspiration for me,” Stazzone said. “Because the things I draw, paint and photograph are things that catch me as ‘inspirational’ and I find different feelings and ideas among my art work. A lot of my art work is heartfelt and it shows my true colors.” When dealing with stress, many students usually find something and take a load off. Some may go see a movie, others may go have fun at a ball game, but Stazzone uses her art to relieve stress. “It sometimes helps me move along in life when I am ready to give up,” she said. “It helps me relax when life is stressing me out. It makes me look at the world and life in a different view.” Stazzone is a sophomore studying education. She is also a former architecture student. She never had time for her art, with all her class work and projects. So her art is something she does on the side. “I like taking pictures of things out of the ordinary and even things that people see every day but never realize or notice how interesting it may be because it is so common for us in our everyday life,” she said. “In my pictures, they give viewers a different outlook on things we seem to over look.” mlinville@unews.com Photos courtesy COURTNEY STAZZONE March 22, 2010 Jumpstart with the Berenstain Bears Melissa Oribhabor Courtney Stazzone Culture www.unews.com 11 Culture Editor Characters from the beloved children’s book series “The Berenstain Bears” were at the Kansas City LibraryPlaza Branch Saturday for an event held by Jumpstart Kansas City. An annual event, each year different storybook characters are chosen to meet with children for pictures and fun. There were many activities available for families that came to participate in the event titled “Reading Rocks.” “We have a lot of free, fun activities going on, things such as bookmaking, each child gets an individual free book, we have face panting, some Dr. Suess stuff called oobleck, it’s like cornstarch and water, it’s really cool,” said Travette Winters, Jumpstart member and third year Chemistry and Spanish major at UMKC. Usually between 200 and 300 kids show up for these events and meet with the characters to participate in crafts and giveaways. “It’s good for the community,” Winters said. “The kids get to do things and it’s free, and it gives parents a chance to hang out and do cool stuff with their kids, not just come to the library and read.” This year, it was again successful. “When the bears came … some of [the kids] were jumping up and down and some of them were really scared,” Winters said. Jumpstart helps build leadership in children and members work at different preschools and partner with a child. “Our motto is ‘Working toward the day when every child enters school prepared to learn,’” Winters said. Usually in urban areas, Jumpstart has been an important presence in Kansas City. But those with young kids who missed out this time will have more opportunities in the future to participate. “We have two major events every year,” said Sarah Reape, associate site manager for Jumpstart and UMKC graduate student studying Public Administration. “One is in March and one is in October. October is ‘Read for the Record’ and that’s a national campaign that we participate in here locally and we have an event here at the Plaza Library, but overall the national campaign is to raise the importance of early literacy.” To find out about more activities with Jumpstart, visit www.jstart.org. moribhabor@unews.com Photo courtesy SONDRA ORIBHABOR Jumpstart gave Kansas City kids an opportunity to meet the Berenstain Bears. 12 March 22, 2010 Off the Shelf Culture by MARK LINVILLE ‘The Side-Yard Superhero’ Photo courtesy SMITH PUBLICITY Jones had Cerebral Palsy. The disability left him unable to do many of the things other kids his age did. So, Jones played every day in the side yard of his family’s home. That is where Niece and Jones established their everlasting friendship. Their friendship proved strong due to the fact that Jones could not walk or speak. To Niece, Jones’ disability made their friendship even stronger. Niece uses his story to show us that anyone can find happiness, no matter what conditions we may face. Glint is ready to shine in KC Melissa Oribhabor American culture is full of those classic stories that warm the heart and send you time-traveling back to your childhood. We all miss the fun times we had when we were growing up. And some would give up anything to go back to when they were a kid. In the novel by Dr. Rick D. Niece, president of the University of the Ozarks in Arkansas, “The Side-Yard Superhero,” he does just that. “The Side-Yard Superhero” is a narrative tale of Niece’s beloved childhood. In the story, he reminisces about everything from the time he and his family moved to Degraff, Ohio, until he grows to be a man. One key role in most people’s childhood is that one special friendship, also known as the “best friend.” Niece had many friends in Degraff because of his paper route. But one person who was special to him was Max Bernard Jones or “Bernie Jones.” “Niece uses his story to show us that anyone can find happiness, no matter what obstacles we may face.” www.unews.com “The Side-Yard Superhero” revisits Dr. Rick D. Niece’s childhood. By writing this novel, Niece shows us how to reclaim our past through memories and to hold on to them as if they were our most prized possessions. Now, if you are like me and you miss your childhood, then this book is for you. “The Side-Yard Superhero” is a short read. Just fewer than 200 pages should allow you to read it in just one afternoon or a weekend. However, the language of the novel is unfortunately a little slow at times. The first couple of chapters are a good place for you familiarize yourself with Niece’s writing style. So go pick up your copy of “The Side-Yard Superhero” today and reminisce with Niece. mlinville@unews.com Culture Editor Coming to Kansas City next week is a band that may be hard to define, but is definitely easy to enjoy. Glint, with members who hail from New York, Brazil and Israel, has a sound that is uniquely theirs and they are bringing that intrigue to Missouri. Jase Blankfort, lead singer and guitarist for Glint, explained their sound. “We [use] any means necessary to convey the feeling of a song and, however that might occur, that’s where we fall,” Blankfort said. “There are certain aspects that kind of thread the music together ... it kind of changes so often.” His personal influences are David Bowie and David Burns. The music this band makes is not classified as electronic rock, but does have a few traces that would appeal to fans of that genre. Blankfort has haunting vocal skills that are impressive and a range that is unique, allowing for mainstream appeal with an underground feel. But as skilled as they are, the band as a whole is relatively new. “A friend of mine from high school and I were playing together with some friends and we kind of decided to pursue it more adamantly,” Blankfort said. “We hooked up with a drummer we met in New York City, Mateus Tebaldi, we continued to play … we started making records together and playing with other people. It wasn’t until this last year that, just by chance, we kinda fell upon the line up of this band. This group of people really kind of defines what Glint is, in essence.” The name the band chose is also original, but perfect for their music. “It was kind of years later, after listening to the music that was being made, the name started to almost in a way define itself later on,” Blankfort said. “… It just kind of stuck with us.” The intellectual feel of the music is present, which is not surprising since samples/ synths player, Phil Kuperberg, attended Columbia University and keyboards/synths player Alon Leventon comes from the University of California – Berkeley’s music school. As for Blankfort, “This is my college, I’m abroad right now.” They are currently signed to Rely Records, which is an independent label in New York. But being signed is not end-all, be-all for this dynamic group. “The goal is to continue to playing shows we want to be playing and making the music we want to be making,” he said. “I guess just maintain that and just maintain what we believe in is the only goal we can ask for at this point.” Glint will be performing at 9 p.m. March 23 at The Riot Room. “Expect something that is accessible to anyone, something that is real and organic,” Blankfort said about their live show. “It’s not contrived, we just make music that we believe in, you can expect to experience that in the live show.” For more information about Glint, visit www.myspace.com/glintonline. moribhabor@unews.com Photo courtesy BIG HASSLE PUBLICITY Glint will be performing at 9 a.m., March 23 at The Riot Room. Culture www.unews.com dating 101 by CHRISTIAN ROSE Jell-O shots and jungle rules Thursday I made Jell-O shots in preparation for a wild weekend safari to all the hottest nightclubs in Kansas City accompanied by my bestie Kyle. According to him, fun is actually spelled J-E-L-L-O and mixed with vodka. Having never attempted such complex culinary endeavors, I made my way to the World Wide Web to search for the premier recipe. This led me, of course, to foreign sites soliciting unconventional sexual fetishes featuring the beloved icon Bill Cosby who loves pudding a little too much … allegedly. Frustrated and more than a little disturbed, I finally stumbled across a “how to” version on YouTube. In small plastic condiment cups, I poured my lollipop flavored libation and waited for our adventure to begin the following night. Entering the dark, rhythmic wilderness Friday evening, Kyle and I bumped into someone I have had the most enormous crush on since we first met. This person has a reputation for leaving bodies curled into fetal positions with their hearts scattered and torn into tiny, still-beating bits while mumbling, “Why me?” A combination of good lighting and a few jiggly Jell-O shots made me less cautious about ending up in one of the broken bundles supposedly left in the wake of my crush. So ever the self-sacrificing dictator, I made Kyle go over and test the waters. This brings me to a couple of rules I find relevant when out in the wilderness of the Kansas City club scene. First rule in the Law of the Jungle is travel in packs. Secondly, and most importantly, better him than me. Because the first rule of Law of the Jungle is especially relevant among singles, it is essential to form near co-dependent relationships and always travel in packs when you go out. Once separated from the herd, it is usu- ally the one who strays who ends up eaten. While I love and appreciate Kyle as my second-in-command, the latter rule is applicable in this situation and I figured what was the worst that could happen? Mixed drinks might get tossed or some sort of public humiliation. Both are entirely survivable given enough time and counseling. After sufficient time had passed and Kyle had not shown any visible signs of distress, I felt the situation safe and favorable to make my way over to the herd. Especially important to observe in the singles native habitat, namely a night club, is to avoid sudden movements, walk with confidence and never show fear. After making eye contact and avoiding a smile, which can be confused as a sign of aggression especially if you smile at someone else’s mate, I slowly finished my cocktail and purposefully glided across the now packed room to Kyle, my crush and the group of hyenas that seemed to cackle and croon louder as I approached. Introducing yourself to a new group of lemmings at the local watering hole is easy if you initially offer some sort of small token. Generally, a fruity shot is sufficient. By evening’s end, my safari proved successful as the new pride had adopted Kyle and me as one of their own and a date had been planned between myself and their pack leader. With dawn and last call quickly approaching, the nighttime sounds of the jungle started to subside, leaving those not observant to the jungle’s rules still restlessly looking for their kill along the sidewalk in the harsh lighting of overhead streetlamps. Thankfully, for me and my most devoted, it is not us. “Every day in Africa a gazelle wakes up/ It knows it must run faster than the fastest lion or it will be killed/Every morning a lion wakes up/It knows that it must outrun the slowest gazelle or it will starve to death/It doesn’t matter whether you are a lion or a gazelle/When the sun comes up, you better be running.” - Abe Gubegna crose@unews.com XTattoo26 Word Count: 155 Headline: Tattoo by: Self Nikki Bomgardner Asst News Editor Become a fan of U-News on Facebook 13 Tattoo of the week: lins, Colo., with Miller, she got her second tattoo, a cluster of stars. Miller drew the stars forRachael her. 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Ninety-nine percent of the time I fly somewhere (and I travel frequently) no matter what airline, airport or time of day, I get the shake ’em up, shake ’em down, head-to-toe “female” version of the terrorist check. I don’t know how it always happens to me, but I’m the one always chosen randomly. Since seeing the movie “Up in the Air” with George Clooney, I’m seeing many parallels from what the movie depicts to real life traveling. Like Clooney, I have mastered the shoe removal, laptop placement, belt, watch, cell phone and loose change dismemberment within seconds. The general public is catching on, finally. However, the presence of the new “naked” scanning machines is raising some eyebrows. I can’t tell you how to avoid those humiliating standing coffins, but I can give you a few things to keep in mind to get through that darn line faster. Wear slip-on shoes. Your sexiest, strapheavy high heels or best Jordan’s are not the most ideal for airport traveling. You need to be able to get in and out quickly. I would even contemplate wearing slippers. Leave all your bling at home. Or pack it in your checked luggage. No one wants to stand behind you watching while you de-accessorize yourself. Plus, you’ll probably still forget a piece here or there and possibly in the most embarrassing of places. See a stroller within 20 feet? Get as far away as possible! Strollers mean way too many bags, screaming kids, frazzled parents and a big headache for anyone within earshot. Leave as much as possible at the ticket counter. Although I’m a female and I need to travel with everything, I’ve learned less is more. Well, less on me, more in the suitcase. It’s also less opportunity for one of those TSA guys to look you up and down secretly wishing he was the one about to frisk you. Avoid liquid of any kind. It may be inconvenient and leave you with a little anxiety to have to pack all of your personals and check it at the counter, but you will only be delayed further and piss off the people behind you because you just had to bring that bottle of water or hand sanitizer with you through security. They’re going to pitch it right in front of you. Money in the trash. Just don’t do it. Years ago, before I became a little travel savvy and before the liquid restrictions were lifted a little, I watched as the attitudinal TSA woman dumped my entire make-up bag of lip gloss, foundation and face cream in to the trash. About $200, just gone. As I was almost brought to tears and ready to strangle her, she looked at me, asked me if I was getting an attitude and if I would like to be escorted out of the airport. A bit extreme in my opinion and, thankfully, those certain TSA employees have become less frequent on my trips. Take my advice when traveling and getting through security, because I’ve been there, done that. nbomgardner@unews.com 14 Culture March 22, 2010 weird news by NIKKI BOMGARDNER • St. Patrick’s Day started a little early for one man. Police in Racine, Wis., said a drunken man in a kilt kicked in the window of a store, went inside ... and fell asleep. • Police in Fort Myers, Fla., said Irving Edward Howard did the unexpected after being asked to leave a local nightclub. He took off all his clothes and ran into the ladies restroom. Police said he then clenched his fists and ran after a police officer. He was tasered, which can’t be comfortable when clothed but is probably a lot worse when you’re rolling around naked on the floor in a place called Indigo Room. • Burger King is opening a restaurant in Miami Beach that will serve beer along with burgers and fries, the chain’s first U.S. location with alcohol. • An Alaska man who hit a Taco Bell manager in the face with a doubledecker taco has been sentenced to one day in jail and one year probation. • A smoker who died after battling emphysema had his dying wish granted with the placement of a “Smoking killed me” sign on his hearse and his grave. • A newlywed couple spent their wedding night in separate jail cells after police said the bride tried to run over an old flame of the groom. • Denis Danny Roberge, a 19-year-old man, will spend the next 60 days in jail after stealing a beer from a convenience store in Quebec. He stole the $3.37 beer to celebrate getting out of jail. • In Toronto, a driver banned from the road after a drunk-driving conviction was nabbed for allegedly speeding on his way to serve his weekend jail sentence. • “Mullet Place” is the street sign in Green Bay, Wis., stolen the most. The city said they finally had to start placing the street sign higher off the ground to make it more difficult to steal. Public Works Manager Chris Pirlot joked that “the sign thief is probably in the witness protection program and doesn’t want anyone to know where he lives – that or it’s someone still stuck in the ’80s.” Courtesy of www.allweirdnews.com, www.abclocal.go.com, www. weirdnews.about.com www.unews.com Top 10 realistic spring break destinations Leanna Lippert Assistant Production Manager Even though we all want to take a trip to Cabo or Italy for spring break, a lot of us can’t afford it. Listed below are the top 10 realistic spring break destinations. Because a vacation should be something that is as far away from home as financially possible, they are ranked by how far they are away from Kansas City. 10. Omaha, Neb. 3 hours 12 minutes, 188 miles Omaha has many attractions. Whether it is wineries, wildlife, parks, historical sites, lakes, art galleries, shopping or zoos, Omaha is the place to be for spring break. Omaha also offers many different restaurants, museums and the world’s largest indoor rainforest. The city is home to Irish and microbrew pubs, dance clubs and live jazz, rock, blues and Indie rock bands, martini bars and sports bars. For more information, visit www.visitomaha.com. 9. Branson, Mo. 4 hours, 237 miles Variety is what you’ll get when you go to Branson. They have something to cater to every personality. They have bed and breakfasts, cabins, RV parks and campgrounds, condominiums, houseboats, hotels and motels, resorts, spas and nightly rentals. And that’s just where you sleep. During the day, attractions like Silver Dollar City, live music shows, golf courses, shopping, restaurants, biking and horseback trails will keep you busy. Branson also has fishing, boating and relaxing on three lakes: Table Rock Lake, Lake Taneycomo and Bull Shoals Lake. For more information, visit www.explorebranson.com. 8. St. Louis, Mo. 4 hours 12 minutes, 247 miles With its many attractions like the Gateway Arch, St. Louis Science Center, St. Louis Art Museum, Missouri Botanical Gardens, the St. Louis Zoo, Anheuser-Busch Brewery and many more, St. Louis is a great idea for spring break. Between March 28 and April 3, catch a game of professional hockey team, the St. Louis Blues, and National League professional baseball team, the St. Louis Cardinals. Six Flags St. Louis will officially open their gates for the season April 2. St. Louis offers a city feel but also historical sites, kidfriendly attractions, entertainment and a variety of restaurants, clubs and bars. For more information, visit www.explorestlouis.com/. 7. Little Rock, Ark. 7 hours, 382 miles As the capital of Arkansas, Little Rock has many things to offer for spring break. State parks, golf courses, camp and RV sites and lakes and rivers are something to enjoy during the day as well as the River Market District in downtown Little Rock. Nightlife in the River Market District offers live music, theater, concerts and festivals. For more information, visit www.littlerock.com/. 6. Minneapolis and St. Paul, Minn. 7 hours 15 minutes, 437 miles Nicknamed “Twin Cities” because of the size and geographical location of Minneapolis (the larger of the two) and St. Paul (Minnesota’s state capital), the two cities offer a variety of entertainment and attractions. Minneapolis, nicknamed the “City of Lakes,” is home to many lakes, biking trails, parks, museums and galleries, bars and clubs, farmer’s markets, many different restaurants, landmarks and historic sites and theaters. Between March 28 and April 3, catch a game of professional hockey team, the Minnesota Wild, professional basketball team, the Minnesota Timberwolves, and American League professional baseball team, the Minnesota Twins. For more information about Minneapolis, visit www.ci.minneapolis. mn.us/visitors/in dex.asp. St. Paul, also known as “The Most Livable City in America,” offers Mississippi riverfront trails, theaters, family fun and kidfriendly attractions like a the Science Museum of Minnesota, Como Zoo and Conservatory and Como Town. St. Paul also offers historical sites and tours, Summit Brewing Company and Great Waters Brewing Company, boat cruises, museums, galleries and much more. For more information about St. Paul, visit www.visitsaintpaul. com/visitors/. 5. Memphis, Tenn. 8 hours 12 minutes, 451 miles Memphis, known as the “Home of the Blues, Birthplace of Rock N’ Roll,” is a great place to visit for spring break. Memphis is home to art and architecture museums, parks, Memphis Botanical Gardens and many historical and musical districts. The city also offers kidfriendly attractions like the Memphis Zoo. For those looking for something a bit different, voodoo shops, fortune-tellers and palm reading shops are all around. There is also a variety of restaurants, shops and different festivals year-round. For more information and a list of events, visit www.memphistrav el.com/visitors/events/default.aspx. 4. Chicago, Ill. 8 hours 45 minutes, 536 miles Chicago is filled with a variety of tours and attractions, shopping and museums. Many different restaurants, bars and clubs are also available for the richest and the not-so-rich pockets. They also offer city transportation, more than enough hotels and great historical theaters. National League Chicago Cubs and American League Chicago White Sox will have home games during the week of March 28 to April 3. For more information, visit www.choosechicago.com. 3. Dallas and Fort Worth, Texas 9 hours, 551 miles Because these cities are so close together, you can’t go to just one. Dallas offers many attractions like different entertainment districts, parks, Six Flags, shopping, restaurants, bars and historical tours. Between the dates of March 28 and April 3, Dallas offers many sporting events such as their professional hockey team, the Dallas Stars. For more information and a full list of events, visit www.visitdallas. com/visitors/events/. Fort Worth, nicknamed the “City of Cowboys and Culture,” offers historical tours, shopping, museums and galleries, clubs, bars and a variety of restaurants. For more information, visit www.fortworth.com/. 2. Denver, Colo. 9 hours 36 minutes, 602 miles Known as the “Mile High City,” Denver is home to museums, wineries, breweries and shopping. The city also offers many outdoor activities like white water rafting, horseback riding, Jeep and bike trips, hiking, railroad trips and sightseeing. Nightlife in Denver includes restaurants from local steak houses to national chains and the many brew pubs in the city. Denver also has many martini lounges, clubs and laid-back sports bars. During spring break, try to catch a game of Denver’s professional hockey team, the Colorado Avalanche, professional soccer team, Colorado Rapids, or professional baseball team, the Colorado Rockies. For more information, visit www.denver.org. 1. Austin, Texas 12 hours, 738 miles Nicknamed the “Live Music Capital of the World,” Austin offers a city feel and more than enough restaurants, bars and, of course, live music to make spring break fun and enjoyable. There are also historical tours, gorgeous weather, shopping, hills, lakes, rivers and trails. For more information, visit www.austintexas.org. llippert@unews.com Culture www.unews.com 15 March 22, 2010 save the date Compiled by SABRINA OSBORN Monday, March 22 Reading of ‘The House on Fortune Street’: Margot Livesy reads from her book, “The House on Fortune Street” followed by a reception and book signing. The event starts at 7 p.m. in Pierson Auditorium. Concert: John Mayer’s “Battle Studies” tour stops tonight at 8 p.m. at the Sprint Center. Tickets are $36, $46 and $66. Concert: Rock band Stone Temple Pilots are in Kansas City tonight, too. The show starts at 8 p.m. at The Midland by AMC. Tickets are $49.50. Tuesday, March 23 Tuesday Tune-Up: Stop in for some relaxation from 12-12:45 p.m. at the MindBody Connection, University Center, room 161. Barbie: The documentary film, “Barbie: Love Her or Leave Her,” produced by the UMKC Women’s Center is being screened today from 11:30 a.m. to 1 p.m. at the Toy and Miniature Museum. Tickets are $5-$7 and free for UMKC students, staff and faculty with ID. César Chávez Lecture: Roberto Lovato, writer with New American Media is the keynote speaker for the César Chávez Celebration to commemorate the struggle for humane working conditions. The lecture starts at 6 p.m. in Pierson Auditorium. Wednesday, March 24 Lecture: “We Can Now Solve the Oldest Environmental Problem,” a lecture by Dr. Wes Jackson, president of the Land Institute discusses the problems agriculture and chemical contamination of our soil and water present. The free lecture starts at 6 p.m. in Linda Hall Library’s Main Reading Room. Concert: The Black Eyed Peas with Ludacris and LMFAO invade Kansas City for their first tour since 2006. The concert starts at 7:30 p.m. at Sprint Center. Tickets are $48.50, $59.50 and $79.50. Swinney Splash: Relax in the pool from 8-10 p.m. at Swinney Recreation Center Aquatic Center. Thursday, March 25 Know Your Status: Free HIV/STD testing today at 11 a.m. in the MindBody Connection. Tasty donut muffin Chelsea Soetaert Staff Writer Could there be a better combination of breakfast food than a donut and a muffin? Doffin? Muffnut? Whatever you call them, they’re delicious, easy and you really can’t beat them for flavor. Stop eating that mushy cereal and make yourself some donut muffins instead. Ingredients for muffins: 3 cups unbleached all-purpose flour 2 1/2 teaspoons baking powder 1/2 teaspoon baking soda 1/2 teaspoon salt 3/4 teaspoon freshly ground nutmeg 3/4 cup plus 2 tablespoons whole milk 1 teaspoon white or apple cider vinegar 1 1/2 sticks (6 ounces) unsalted butter, at room temperature 3/4 cup plus 2 tablespoons granulated sugar 2 large eggs Ingredients for topping: 4 tablespoons unsalted butter 1 1/2-2 cups powdered sugar Directions: Preheat the oven to 350 degrees. Spray a standard-size muffin tin with cooking spray. In a medium bowl, combine the flour, baking powder, baking soda, salt and nutmeg, and whisk them thoroughly. Set aside. Combine milk and vinegar in a measuring cup, and set aside. Put the butter in the bowl of a stand mixer fitted with the paddle attachment (or, alternatively, in a large mixing bowl with electric beaters nearby), and beat on medium speed for a few seconds, until the butter is soft and creamy. With the motor running, add the sugar in a steady stream. Continue beating, scraping down the sides of the bowl once or twice, until the mixture increases in volume and lightens to pale yellow. Add the eggs one at a time, beating until they are just combined. With a wooden spoon, mix 1/4 of the flour mixture into the butter mixture. Add 1/3 of the milk mixture. Continue to add the dry and wet ingredients alternately, ending with the dry ingredients. Mix until the dough is smooth and well combined, but do not over-mix. Divide the batter between the cups of the muffin tin. Bake until the muffins are firm to the touch and a toothpick inserted in the center comes out clean, about 25-32 minutes. When the muffins are cool enough to handle, prepare the topping: melt the butter in the microwave or on the stovetop, and pour the powdered sugar into a deep bowl. Using a pastry brush and working one muffin at a time, lightly brush the entire outside of the muffin with butter, and then roll it in the powdered sugar. Shake off any excess, and place the finished muffins on a rack or serving platter. Serve. csoetaert@unews.com Photo CHELSEA SOETAERT ‘La Americana’: The documentary film follows an undocumented immigrant worker, trying to save her sick daughter, from Bolivia to New York City and back. The film addresses the immigration crisis in the United States. It starts at 7 p.m. in the Plaza Room of the Administrative Center. Friday, March 26 Make Up Your Own Holiday Day: Have something you want to celebrate, but there is no day designated to it? Today is your day! It’s make up your own holiday day. Choir and Orchestra Concert: A special performance of Brahms’ “Ein deutsches Requium” by the Conservatory Choirs and Orchestra, led by Joseph Flummerfelt. The concert starts at 7:30 p.m. at White Recital Hall in James C. Olson Performing Arts Center. Study Abroad: If you’re interested in getting out of Missouri, this just may be your chance. The International Academic Programs Office is hosting a Study Abroad Information Session today at 2 p.m. at 5325 Rockhill Road. Saturday, March 27 An Evening with Kevin Smith: The actor/ filmmaker/author makes his way to the ShowMe State with stories of movie-making, life and more. The evening starts at 8 p.m. at The Midland by AMC, tickets are $29.50-$65. Imani Winds Concert: The Grammy-nominated ensemble performs tonight at 7:30 p.m. at White Recital Hall in James C. Olson Performing Arts Center. Tickets start $25 for the general public, $23 for seniors, $12.50 for students, $5 (limit 2) for UMKC faculty and staff and free for UMKC students with ID. Sunday, March 28 Gypsies, Tramps and Queens: This burlesque show, emceed by Daisy Bücket, will raise money for HIV/AIDS awareness and AIDSWalk. The show starts at 7 p.m. at Crosstown Station, 1522 McGee, Kansas City, Mo. Tickets are $10. ‘Grand Canyon Adventure’: See “Grand Canyon Adventure” a film about a group rafting on the Colorado River as they bring awareness to global water issues. The film shows at 1:45 p.m. and 5:30 p.m. today at Union Station, City Extreme Screen, 30 Pershing Road, Kansas City, Mo. For more information, call 816460-2020. sosborn@unews.com Sports 16 March 22, 2010 www.unews.com Snow rugby at its finest sports shorts by JOHN PFORTMILLLER Women’s Basketball The Roos lost, 72-67, to Memphis in the post-season Women’s Basketball Invitational. Despite the loss, freshman Kim Nezianya made a career-high 20 points. The Roos officially closed out their 2009-2010 season with a 16-16 overall record. Men’s Tennis Men’s tennis lost their match against Northwest Missouri State, 1-6. The team was playing without three of their top six players. The men will play Southwest Baptist at 1 p.m., March 22, at the Plaza Tennis Center in Kansas City, Mo. Women’s Tennis Photo JOHN PFORTMILLER The Roos faced off against Wichita in one slippery rugby game. John Pfortmiller Sports Editor Ask about the score between the Kansas City Rogues and Wichita’s rugby squad and you will not receive a definitive answer. In all the snow and confusion, the only definite is that Wichita won – by a lot. But what is more interesting, or annoying to some, is that the UMKC team/club/whatever they are, did not get to play. “We all wanted to play,” said David Garcia, vice president of the squad. “But the crappy weather screwed it up.” After the game, which was barely visible even to the players on the pitch, everyone darted to their cars and homes to escape the snow. Wichita brought a full Bside squad to play against the UMKC players. In addition to Garcia, Terreil Dixon and Jordan Weibal were two UMKC students who played in the Rogues’ game. All of them, Garcia especially, were disappointed with the weather. “The cold really hit the fanbase hard, the weather was so bad,” Garcia said. “Because it was cold, no one wanted to come out, it really sucked.” “We need to get structured. I want to clean all of it up. But it’s hard.” DAVID GARCIA Vice Presidentof the UMKC Rugby Squad With warmer weather to promote fan support, the team could have quite a few good matches. But with the poor weather and lack of bodies, things looked pretty dismal. What is even more confusing is what the UMKC rugby team is. Is it a club? Is it a school sport? Is it just a bunch of guys who aren’t sure? No one really seems to be sure at this point. With confusion between UMKC athletics and the players, there is a need for organization. “We need to get structured,” Garcia said. “I want to clean all of it up. But it’s hard.” jpfortmiller@unews.com Coach Brown looks to next season John Pfortmiller Sports Editor With the men’s basketball team’s 2009-10 final record at 12-18, many were disappointed with the performance. But Head Coach Matt Brown is looking at the positives and negatives of the season and how those will affect the next. Brown believes with a full squad returning, the team will be able to capitalize on their experiences. “Now that we have the experience of finishing games it will help,” Brown said. “It’s very exciting that we have our whole squad returning.” The return of players like Trey McKinney-Jones and Jay Couisnard will only help the Roos with their next season. In addition, 15 of their games will be played at home. Only 14 away games are scheduled for next season. “The guys are excited about playing at home more,” Brown said. “More home games will help because they practice at [Swinney Recreation Center] and are more comfortable playing here.” However, Brown believes there is a lot of work to be done, especially in practice. Brown hoped the time of day the team practices could be changed so the players would have the ability to focus on studies and be “mentally focused” at practice. “Another thing that would help is our free throw percentage,” Brown said. “Our goal is to be closer to 75 percent.” In addition to all of the advantages UMKC could have next season, former Wichita State guard Reggie Chamberlain will finally be eligible to play for the Roos in the 2010-11 season. “Even though the guys were upset about losing in the Summit League Championship, we didn’t have any seniors,” Brown said. “So we have a second shot.” jpfortmiller@unews.com The women’s tennis team finished up their Las Vegas games, 3-1. The March 18 match was a 1-4 loss to Oral Roberts University. The Roos took it to heart and defeated Southern Utah, 4-2, Western Illinois, 4-0, and Centenary, 5-0. The women’s next match is against Saint Louis University, March 23, in St. Louis, Mo. The time is TBA. Softball After losing their March 15 game to Oklahoma, 17-1, the Roos took a decisive victory against Indiana University-Purdue University Indianapolis (IUPUI). The March 18 game saw the Roos beat IUPUI, 12-8. On March 19, the Roos split their doubleheader with IUPUI. The Roos took game one, 8-2, but the Jaguars took game two, 7-2. The Roos will play Western Illinois, in a doubleheader, at 3 p.m. and 5 p.m., March 26, in Macomb, Ill. Track and Field The Summit League released the outdoor track and field preseason favorites as voted by the league’s head coaches on March 18. The UMKC men’s squad was picked to finished fifth and the women were eighth. The track team will officially begin its outdoor season with the Missouri Relays, March 26-27, in Columbia, Mo. Golf Photo courtesy UMKC ATHLETICS Men’s basketball Head Coach Matt Brown. The men’s team finished fourth out of 16 teams, and the women finished seventh out of 16 teams, in the Jackrabbit Invitational March 15-16, in Primm, Nev. Freshmen Korbin Kuehn and Victor Mikaelsson placed in the top-15 on the individual leaderboard. The men’s next competition will be the Diet Pepsi Shocker Classic, April 5-6 in Wichita, Kan. Sophomore Chelsea Cadwell’s total of 227 (80-76-71) tied her for fourth lowest 54-hole score in school history. Her final round’s score also tied her for fourth lowest round in school history. The women will compete in the UNCW Lady Seahawk Classic, March 22-23 in Wallace, N.C. 17 Sports www.unews.com March 22, 2010 Soccer player earning her legs Nikki Bomgardner Assistant News Editor Freshman soccer player Meagan Shipley likes to cook, speak Spanish and wake up at 5 a.m. three days a week. Well, maybe not the latter. Recruited as a goalkeeper, Shipley committed to UMKC soccer in April 2008. One year and four months later, she attended her first practice as a field player. Shipley came to UMKC from Chippewa High School in Doylestown, Ohio, where she played four years of soccer, two years of basketball and ran track for two years. She started playing soccer when she was 4 years old. “I like the fact that soccer is one of my biggest stress relievers,” Shipley said. “Sometimes it can cause me stress, but at the end of the day, it is my favorite thing to do.” Being 800 miles from home and new in town has not deterred Shipley. “Being recognized on campus and having a big athletic family are the best parts,” Shipley said. “It helps if you’re new in town because you [as an athlete] automatically know people.” The training schedule has been a big adjustment for Shipley. She said in the off season they train, condition and weight lift starting at 6 a.m. Monday, Wednesday and Friday. But the women’s team must work hard to build a fan base. She said the men’s team is already “well established and coming off some good seasons. They already have their fan base.” She thinks the women’s team needs to build that fan base, since last year was their first as a team. Shipley didn’t have any expectations coming to UMKC, but knew it would be hard. “It has lived up to every bit of that expectation,” Shipley said. She maintains a 4.0 GPA. Her major is Criminal Justice and minor is Spanish. When she graduates, she would like to be a police officer and eventually, a member of the S.W.A.T. team. “I am the first person in my Brian Sanders Photo courtesy UMKC ATHLETICS Meagan Shipley. family to become a college athlete,” Shipley said. The only thing she would change about her experience at UMKC is the time of practice. nbomgardner@unews.com extra points by KEVIN BRYCE This is madness Once a year, everything stops for sports fans. We change meetings, swap shifts, postpone events, cancel dates, fake sick, fake dead, ignore the phone, eat snacks, drink a cold one, leave the dog outside, leave the garbage for tomorrow and pencil in those little brackets. Is it absurd? No, it’s madness. Our judgments are made primarily on a little number beside each team name ranking them from 1 to 16. The most educated in sports might have a grasp of the ability of all 16 teams – for most of us it’s only 5 to 10. So we judge according to the ranking. But that little number beside each team is like a beautiful woman giving you the eye, don’t even go there man, it’s a bad idea. There’s madness all over it. Thursday’s start proved that madness once again. Northern Iowa (ranked 9th) beat UNLV (ranked 8th), Georgia Tech (ranked 10th) beat Oklahoma St. (ranked 7th), Washington (ranked 11th) beat Marquette (ranked 6th). And the thrilling Murray State (ranked 13th) matched up against Vanderbilt (ranked 4th) dropped a buzzer beater to take the game. And then there was KU. The devastating, gut wrenching Saturday game that turned brackets across the nation on their heads. As one not from the area, I’m not one of those kids who grew up watching KU with their dad. I’m not one of the guys whose parents have season tickets, or who learned to chant “Rock Chalk Jayhawk” when I was 5. With that said, I offer this condolence. This is what the madness is all about. It’s about the possibility of the impossible. Anything can happen. The young and the new defeat the old and experienced. Stars arise and veterans fall. We see half court buzzer-beaters and alleyoops, turned 3-point plays. I’m holding out for the day UMKC gets a slice of the action. Call me mad, but I’ll simply respond, “Exactly.” Sherron Collins will play again, Cole Aldrich will press on, and I’m excited to see what Xavier Henry has in store. The madness is found in the Exhibitions galore unexpected – the Northern Iowa mother standing in tears as her boy goes on to the Sweet 16. So to you, the Jayhawk, with your lowered head, chin up. Sure there’s next year, but there’s this year, too. There are still 15 more games, and anything can happen. Find joy in the anticipation. How far will Northern Iowa go? What about the rival K-State? Now that our brackets are ruined, let’s look to the underdog. This is what it’s all about. All bets are off, the cards are down and it is anyone’s game. The boss is gone; it’s a free for all. The excitement is now only stronger. It’s not absurd. It’s not crazy. It’s not ludicrous. It’s joyful, painstaking and entertaining March madness. kbryce@unews.com Staff Writer Entering the offseason after one of the more interesting seasons in UMKC men’s soccer history, a team can only try and build on what was previously accomplished. This week the Roos were invited to play against the Major League Soccer Kansas City Wizards in two different exhibition games. Tuesday night at the home of the Kansas City Wizards, Community America Ballpark, the first team of the professional franchise laced up their boots (soccer cleats for the uneducated) and squared off. The match ended up not being very competitive as the collegiate squad lost to the professional side, 7-0. There was a question on running up the score nearing the end. On Friday, the second exhibition game was played at the training facility of the Kansas City Wizards. This time the Kansas City Wizards had their reserves, the Swope Park Rangers, facing the UMKC squad. This was a much more balanced game than Tuesday’s. The Swope Park Rangers defeated the Roo’s, 2-0. Wizards forward, Kei Kamara, scored both goals. The Kangaroo’s took the fight equally to the Wizards and were able to keep the opposing goalkeeper active in protecting his net. Despite losing 9-0 on aggregate this week, competitive opposition always provides a team with testing themselves in the very best way. For a player’s psyche success is fantastic, but if it is being gained without facing strong opposition a bloated head is a dangerous thing. There is more action on the horizon for the men’s soccer team as they look to take on the Missouri State Bears on April 9. The game will be at Durwood Soccer Stadium, the first appearance there since the Halloween game against Oakland. bsanders@unews.com Sporting Events Women’s Golf Date 3/22-23 3/29-30 Event UNCW Lady Seahawk Classic UALR Golf Classic Women’s Tennis 3/23 3/31 4/1 Saint Louis Bethune-Cookman Albany Men’s Tennis 3/22 3/23 3/26 3/27 3/27 3/30 3/31 4/1 Southwest Baptist Saint Louis IPFW IUPUI South Dakota State Jacksonville Bethune-Cookman Niagara Softball 3/26 3/26 3/27 3/30 3/30 4/2 4/2 4/3 Western Illinois Western Illinois Western Illinois Kansas Kansas South Dakota State South Dakota State South Dakota State 3/26-27 3/31-4/4 Missouri Relays Texas Relays All Day St. Louis, Mo. Orlando, Fla. Orlando, Fla. TBA 1 p.m. TBA Kansas City, Mo. St. Louis, Mo. Indianapolis, Ind. Indianapolis, Ind. Indianapolis, Ind. Jacksonville, Fla. Orlando, Fla. Orlando, Fla. 1 p.m. 3:30 p.m. 8 a.m. 8 a.m. 1 p.m. 9 a.m. 2 p.m. 9 a.m. Macomb, Ill. Macomb, Ill. Macomb, Ill. Lawrence, Kan. Lawrence, Kan. Brookings, S.D. Brookings, S.D. Brookings, S.D. 3 p.m. 5 p.m. 12 p.m. 4 p.m. 6 p.m. 1 p.m. 3 p.m. 1 p.m. Omaha, Neb. 10 a.m. Columbia, Mo. Austin, Texas All Day All Day Creighton Spring Tournament Track Time All Day Volleyball 3/27 Place Wallace, N.C. (River Landing Golf Course) Hot Springs, Ark. (Diamante Country Club) Forum 18 March 22, 2010 www.unews.com Let’s get ready to rumble Common Sense EVAN HELMUTH T here are all sorts of reasons to love the spring time. I subscribe to all of them. To start with the obvious, 60 degrees and sunny feels like a not-so-small slice of heaven when one has just endured the long months of obnoxiously frigid and snow encumbered drudgery, which we call Kansas City winters. The recent euphoria-inducing thaw saw me break out the t-shirts and nix the coats in what was a glorious triumph over the misery of winter. No longer must I worry about turning into an ice cube on my walk from the School of Education to Cockefair Hall or between the Oak Street Parking Structure and the Biological Sciences Building. Apart from the merciful reprieve from the ungodly cold temperatures, there are quite a few other reasons to celebrate the spring. For one thing, March Madness is upon us. Like every year, I fully plan to prove my ignorance of college hoops by filling out at least one bracket. Even though my brackets are usually irredeemably screwed up within two rounds, the tournament itself is supremely entertaining and represents just one more notch in the belt of awesomeness that belongs to spring. Those readers familiar with this column have no doubt been wondering where the political angle is hiding. I certainly don’t mean to disappoint. There is yet another reason why I revel so much in the spring time. “This sport gets played out in sound bites, slogans and brilliantly crafted commercials all designed to paint a very specific picture of both candidates involved.” Every other year, right around this time, candidates begin filing to stand for election to state and federal offices. For the political nerd (such as An international lesson about school JASON PATTERSON As students, it is important to share the knowledge we gain through our life experiences with others in hope they will prosper, too. Each year, the Students in Free Enterprise (SIFE) team from the Bloch School of Business and Public Administration develop projects to educate members of the community in the areas of success skills, market economics, entrepreneurship, financial literacy, business ethics and environmental sustainability. For the category of success skills, seven of the SIFE team members and two advisors were invited to travel to Nanjing, China, to lead a series of discussions. As a member of SIFE, I was lucky enough to go along on that journey. These discussions helped give students who were planning to attend school in America a better understanding of American culture and what it takes to be a successful student here. But before we traveled to China, we needed to find out exactly what the Chinese students knew and what they could learn. So, SIFE conducted interviews with international students on campus to see what things the students thought would have been useful to know before they came here. After the research was done, we developed a two-hour presentation that covered the different ethnicities found in the United States, the different geographical areas and how the sub-culture varies between them. The team also discussed the differences in the classroom setting, the greater use of technology for communication with the professors and other students and how the interactions between the professors and students are much more casual with open discussion happening during the lecture. Additionally, we discussed the importance of interacting with a variety of students instead of just with other international students. While in Nanjing, we presented to more than 1,600 students – all of whom indicated they were planning to attend college in America. According to post session surveys, on average 70 percent of the students who attended our lectures indicated they had an increased knowledge of American culture and felt more comfortable coming to school here. Because of the efforts of the SIFE team, UMKC is now recognized as one of thirteen schools on the approved list for the Nanjing Ministry of Education. This will allow UMKC to further its international reach and have an easier time recruiting students from that region to our school. This experience was very rewarding for me. It gave me a better understanding of what students from other countries encounter when they travel here, plus it helped me better appreciate the things I may take for granted in life. Our team will be heading to the Regional Competition in Chicago next month and I am sure we will wow the judges with the impact our project had in the lives of these students. jpatterson@unews.com myself), these match-ups carry with them a feeling approximating that of opening day of the Major League Baseball season for fans. Quite apart from actual policy issues and the discussions surrounding them (which I happen to think are even more fascinating and intellectually engaging than the process that selects who will decide them) is a separate full contact sport we typically refer to as electoral politics. This sport gets played out in sound bites, slogans and brilliantlycrafted commercials all designed to paint a very specific picture of both candidates involved. These contests are often decided by the level of participation of a relatively small percentage of the population who are politically attuned and motivated on either side, as well as by the demographic and message gurus employed by each campaign. When they are close, which is often in Missouri, these campaigns make excellent blood sport at least, if nothing else. The contests I expect to provide the most entertainment value this year are as follows: Round four of Congressman Emanuel Cleaver vs. GOP challenger Jacob Turk promises to be much closer than the previous three rounds, given the toxic atmosphere for Democratic incumbents this fall. I also suspect the race for United States senator from Missouri, between Roy Blunt and Catherine Carnahan, will be amusing if not especially useful in providing a candidate I’d like to send to the Senate. These are just a few of my favorite things about the spring. Together, they make this my favorite time of year. ehelmuth@unews.com My small hometown NIKKI BOMGARDNER Spring break came early for me this year. Last week, I ventured back to the greatest city in the world, Chicago. I lived in the windiest city ever for three years before moving to Kansas City last year to finish my education at UMKC. Yes, I know, I deliberately chose UMKC over University of Illinois at Chicago or Chicago State. I left just after Obama was elected, when the city was wide-eyed and so full of hope it brings tears to my eyes just thinking about it. I left before the city lost its bid for the 2016 Olympic games. And I left just as Gov. Rod Blagojevich’s life came crashing down around him. My arrival on St. Patty’s Day, one of the city’s craziest celebrations, did not ensure my annual viewing of the river turning green, which was the weekend before. I asked a dear friend, “How long does the water stay green?” He quickly said, “Year round.” However, Chicago’s finest did not spare me witnessing the random drunkenness when, all of a sudden, almost everyone is Irish. Although I did not take part in the yearly bandwagon-hopping since I’m not Irish, I did take to the streets for my re-acquaintance with the city. We ate at the best pizza joint in the world, Giordano’s. If you’ve never been there, you just don’t understand. To walk off all that cheese, we took off down State Street, one of the best streets for shopping and panhandling in all of Chicago. Near the corner of State and Lake streets, where I’ve stood and watched the news broadcast from the street so many times before, I could en- vision this time, my role at the desk just behind that glass wall at ABC7 News, WLS-TV. The production is always seamless and lowkey even though there are a number of us streetwalkers staring at the anchors doing their jobs. The anchors are looking ... mature, if you will. I can easily picture my fresh, somewhat young face on the newscast each night, wondering what it will be like working so late (but not really caring) reporting on the daily shootings on the south side and continuous corruption in the city’s government. Later the next day as I’m taking the biggest risk you could possibly take with your life, riding in a Chicago taxi cab, we fly at warp speed down Wacker Drive where I can catch a quick glimpse of the enormous Chicago Sun-Times building with the huge letters staring back at me, inviting me to “work here instead of TV.” The obvious plus of writing for the newspaper instead of physically talking to Chicagoland behind a desk every day is the retention of privacy, in a way. I would be able to walk down the street without anyone recognizing me. That sounds rather appealing in this paparazzi-heavy time, constantly feeding America’s “celebrity” frenzy. I may be dreaming big. Who knows, I may end up freelance writing for the Joliet Herald News, no offense intended, Joliet. Since it’s not the dead of winter, I have almost forgotten the bitter weather the area can produce and one of the reasons I was driven away in the first place. But I have not forgotten the sound of the “L” train booming overhead while walking through the theatre district. I haven’t forgotten the little rush I get when I walk across the Chicago River, feeling the bridge bounce beneath my feet wondering if it’s going to spontaneously collapse into the pale green water below. And I recall the fantasy in my head that Oprah is going to pull up next to me on the street in her Bentley, automatically sensing the potential talent on my face, the confidence in my posture, the big dreams of a big career in journalism and offer me a job in her own Chicago staple, Harpo Studios. And oh yes, offer me a new car. They say you have to start somewhere. I plan to start at the top. nbomgardner@unews.com 19 Forum www.unews.com March 22, 2010 Letter to the Editor Word on Campus In response to ‘High ... and not on life’ in Issue 25 I need to ask you some important questions. I am interested in the source of the information from for your article “High ... and not on life” by Jill Schleiden. I am a senior in the nursing program and I seriously doubt that the four students who did heroin are actually in the nursing program. Are you completely confident that these people were not Pre-nursing students who have NOT actually been accepted into the nursing program (for good reason)? Can you prove that they were not lying to you to give you a good story? Where did your columnist find these nursing students? Are you even completely confident that they are UMKC students? Nursing students take drug tests for each hospital clinical rotation plus for any hospital job that we get. Last year, I believe I took four drug tests and they were all clean, as they have always been. I have never even considered doing any drugs whatsoever. I have never gotten drunk. How about you put that in your article about nurses rather than mak- Interviewed by NILA HALL ing us all look like druggies. This article could make hospitals decide against hiring all of us UMKC seniors who are applying against many other nursing students, even though these accusations about the nursing students has nothing to do with me or any of my friends in the senior class. Please provide me with proof of your facts that you can show with complete confidence that the people you interviewed were, in fact, UMKC School of Nursing students. If you cannot support your accusatory statements, I believe you need to issue an apology on the same front page that you posted this article. Heather Anderson Senior Editor’s Response All of the results about UMKC student drug use came from a nonscientific survey of 200 random UMKC students who were on campus during the past two weeks, as noted in the first few sentences of the story. The survey was a simple questionnaire that asked which of five drugs the student had used within his/her lifetime, if any. The drug use may have been before they entered our university. The students were advised not to write their names on the survey but to write in their majors if they were surveyed outside of a class. The surveys were returned to the reporter folded and placed into a folder to assure anonymity. The private nature of this survey helped encourage students to be honest about drug use. None of the students who selfreported as having used heroin and being nursing students had anything apparent to gain by lying. Additionally, the story is written for UMKC students, so the small size of the survey sample was assumed apparent in light of the student body size. This also applies to the number of nursing students who said they had used heroin. Most students are presumed aware of the size of the nursing school. Because the non-scientific nature of the poll was specified, no claim was made the results, including those of self-titled nursing students, were anything more than unscientific as well. No accusations were leveled at nurses or the School of Nursing. We hope this alleviates some of your concerns. What are your plans for spring break? “I’m going to a technical theater conference and I’m going to be the master electrician for ‘A Midsummer Night’s Dream.’” “Visiting family in San Diego. Also doing a performance piece called ‘Orbit.’” GREGORY CASPARIAN Senior Theater Lighting Design DAVID EICHENBAUM Graduate Student Music Composition “Work.” “Just working and maybe going out of town.” EMELIE PFAFF Freshman Performance French Horn ALAN PHAM Junior Business Finance “I’ll just be working and relaxing when I’d normally be in class.” “Probably pick up more hours of work and catch up on my English.” SARAH WESSEL Senior Art History KAYLEE BLOOM Junior Studio Art What do you think? Do you think there should be a wall separating Mexico and America? A. Yes B. No Go to www.unews.com and tell us your answer! Your answers to last week’s question: Do you think drug abuse is a problem on campus? A. Yes B. No A. 43% B. 57% ACCESS from page 1 Monday’s Puzzle Solved housing the Center for Academic Development (CAD). The buildings were around before the passage of the Americans with Disabilities Act (ADA) and are exempted under the law. “However, under the ADA, we have to make the programs and services housed in those buildings equally accessible to all students, including students with disabilities,” Laurent said. “So, for example, if a student who uses a wheelchair needs to use the services of the Math Resource Center, which is located on the second floor of the CAD building, a staff member would arrange to meet with the student with a disability at another location that is convenient for the student, such as the library.” In a situation where a building only has one elevator and it is out of order, Student Disability Services will help the student make up for any missed classes. “Campus Facilities has done a good job at working quickly as possible to get the elevator repaired,” Laurent said. “If a student is unable to get to class because the elevator is not working, then our office will work with the student and the professor to ensure that the student is able to make up the work missed, get a copy of class notes, etc.” As a whole, the campus does meet ADA standards for accessibility, Laurent said. “There are, from time to time, problems that arise that need to be addressed,” he said. “In recent years, we have had a lot of construction on campus that has created some access issues but those have been addressed. Probably the most difficult aspect for accessibility for people who use wheelchairs would be that the campus has a number of hills that make getting around difficult, particularly for those in manual wheelchairs.” With five people in his department, Laurent said he is proud of the work they do. “I believe that a society is judged by how it treats its least powerful members,” he said. “I am proud that I have the opportunity to help people get a college education who would not have been able to attend college just 50 years ago.” Hopes for the future Sparks said her experience at UMKC has been good. “I get along with all the students,” she said. But, she does have hope for changes in the future. Sparks transferred to UMKC from Johnson County Community College (JCCC), where all of the buildings are connected by bridges so students do not have to go outside other than when going to their cars. While some of the buildings on the Quad at UMKC are connected, the bridges are not all on the same floor of the buildings, forcing those in wheelchairs to wait for the elevator to change floors before changing buildings via the bridges. “JCCC was perfect for me because all of the buildings were connected,” she said. “I could go meet all of my teachers.” Because of the challenges she faces trying to get around in a wheelchair when it is cold, raining or snowing, Sparks would like to see UMKC move in that direction. “I would hope that some day in the future, UMKC could make a ramp to make things easier and I hope one day they will have a bridge between all the buildings as well.” alang@unews.com Classifieds Entrepreneurs wanted for 15 yr. old Bio-Science Company expanding in your area. Earnings potential unlimited, contact information located at our website, www.MyGenewize.com/MLHull or contact Michael at 816-795-8162 for interview. 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