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Game Time St Louis Four Dollars Of Back To Back Fun The Game Day Guide To St. Louis Blues Hockey By Brad Lee The St. Louis Blues are reaching the crossroads of the 200809 season. And from the fans’ perspective, it doesn’t look good. Faced with even more injuries, mired in a five-game losing streak, the schedule is doing them no favors. The performance of the team in the next few weeks will probably determine if the Blues will be in contention for the playoffs down the stretch; buyers or sellers at the trade deadline. And if Thursday night’s game in Washington is any indication, the rest of the season may require a parental warning. Caution, Blues games may contain objectionable language and adult situations. And lots of disappointment. The Blues fell 4-2 to the Capitals, the second best home team in the NHL this season. Rookie goaltender Ben Bishop looked slow and surprised by what kinds of shots he was seeing. Or not seeing as the case may be. His performance was not the deciding factor in him returning to Peoria on Friday, but it didn’t make the decision difficult to add Emmanuel Legace back to the roster from injured reserve. He’s apparently over his Duck-induced concussion and could get the start against the Wild. In Washington the Blues had not one but two players make their NHL debuts during the game. Defensemen Jonas Junland and Tyler Strachan busted their NHL cherries. They’re not alone this season for the Blues. Eight players have made their NHL debut this season wearing the Note. What’s more indicative with how injuries have affected this team, 36 players have suited up Volume 4, Issue 16 December 20, 2008 Established in 2005 for the Blues this season. While that number includes Carlo Colaiacovo and Alex Steen coming over in the Dutchie Stempniak trade, that illustrates how inconsistent the lineup has been on a nearly nightly basis. When Andy Murray is having to shuffle players, no one is building any chemistry. The power play is being held together with duct tape and a little hope when you’ve got Brad Winchester and his four points playing with the second unit. The point on the power play is a revolving door, a constant tryout to see who can stick at the position. Injuries. They’re piling up as fast as the losses. Fragile Jay McKee finally showed his brittle self breaking a finger. Eric “The Beloved” Brewer had surgery on a herniated disc this week. He’s out indefinitely. Legace was out. Paul Kariya and his bad hip are just now returning to the ice, but not practice. TJ Oshie and his high ankle are still hurting. Then there’s Andy McDonald and his broken ankle and Erik Johnson and his busted up golf cart. When you factor in injuries for Dan Hinote, Patrik Berglund and a night missed here and there out of the lineup and it’s staggering to see TM how injuries have affected this team. This Blues squad isn’t as talented with the puck, experienced or dangerous as the lineup that took to the ice opening night in October. And while Murray and John Davidson don’t want to come out and say, “Hey people, these guys suck. We didn’t have a chance tonight,” they’re kind of saying it. “We talked before the game that we need to have the mentality to win games 2-1,” Murray told Dan MacLaughlin on Fox Sports (Continued on page 26) Today’s Records, Injuries & News Today’s Team Records: Blues: Wild: 12-16-3 (27 points) 16-13-2 (35 points) 5th in Central 3rd in Northwest 15th in Western 7th in Western Last Ten Games: Blues: 3-6-1 Wild: 3-6-1 Season Series: 1-1-0 All-Time Series: 10-12-8-0 Today’s Injuries: Today’s News & Notes: Blues: C Andy McDonald (fractured ankle), LW Paul Kariya (lower body), RW Dan Hinote (lower body) and F TJ Oshie (ankle, again) are out. • Colton Gillies, nephew of Islanders Wild: D Kurtis Foster (leg surgery) is out. F Owen Nolan (leg) is day-to-day. four-time Cup champion Clark Gillies, scores his first NHL goal for the Wild on Friday night. • Blackhawks win six straight Friday; it’s their first time it since 2001. • Game Time staff simultaneously here and working on an issue for a game that starts in 21 hours. CAUTION: St. Louis Game Time contains extreme sarcasm and less-than-gentle language. But it is a hockey paper, so you should fucking just get over it. From The Editor Not too long ago all good Blues fans were talking about our current goaltending controversy. The term itself suggests that the team has a really good problem on their hands: they have too many good guys at the position. Now, about 10 days later, the real goaltending controversy seems to be not about how many too-good goalies the Blues have, but more of Do the Blues have any good goalies? I haven’t been a Blues fan since 1967 (mainly since I wasn’t born until a few years after that and didn’t actually see my first Blues game until a couple decades after that), so I can’t speak to the goaltending exploits of Glen Hall and Jacques Plante and Mike Liut. Trust me, based on who I have watched, I wish I was around in those days. I would argue at this point that the Blues haven’t had a true No. 1 goaltender in net since the days of Curtis Joseph and Grant Fuhr. And honestly, at the time of those guys, I always felt like they were good goalies, but not the best goalies that could have been in net at the time. Even the near-miss on Mike Richter never had me wishing wistfully about what could have been. He was yet another goalie who would have come into St. Louis with a big reputation and a fading skill set. And don’t get me started on Roman Turek. The guy put in his official bio that his favorite pastime was taking naps. That one comment still makes me feel like I just drank battery acid. Instead, look at the group of guys who have manned the crease for the Note for more than one year since the days of CuJo and Fuhr: Jaime McLennan, Turek, Freddie Brathwaite, Reinhard Divis, Chris fucking Osgood, Curtis Sanford, Jason Bacashihua, Marek Schwarz and Manny Legace. A couple of them were fan favorites, but mainly because they were nice guys, not because they were incredible netminders. The majority of that crew are Where Are They Now? candidates. Even worse, look at the guys who have blown out of here after just one season wearing our beloved Note in a less-thanhonorable fashion: Jim Carey, Tom Barrasso, Cody Rudkowsky, Patrick latrine Lalime, Chris Beckford-Tseu and Hannu ‘stop yelling at me’ Toivonen. The current crop? Legace, Chris Mason and Ben Bishop. And I’ll admit that I’ve done it, too: I’ve worshipped at the altar of Emmanual Legace. The guy has stolen some games for the Blues. But he’s also cost them a few. With his contract running out in a few months and Mason signed through next year and Bishop being hustled to the NHL, he looks like the odd man out. Where do you suppose he ends up this summer? My guess is that it’s not back here. I’m more certain that he goes elsewhere as a moderately compensated backup goalie. Which is pretty much what he is. Throughout his career and even here. A No. 2 guy thrust into a No. 1 role. The biggest difference between a starter and a backup in the NHL is consistency after all, and that’s what Manny has lacked over the last couple years. Hot streaks and stolen games have kept him in the top spot, but if he was on a contender, his overall play would be a concern. His career St. Louis stats as a starter are good, but fading. Chris Mason is a similar story. At 32, he has always been a backup or a No. 1/B goalie, splitting time with someone else. His numbers are better than Legace’s this year, but he has won just three of the 14 games he’s played where he’s gotten a decision. As for Bishop, he’s right at a Marek Schwarz crossroads. Does he become a bona fide top goalie prospect or does he go one to become another guy who struggles to establish himself as an NHL goalie? Finding and accurately assessing goaltender talent is probably the most difficult of all of the positions in hockey, which is why guys like Evgeni Nabokov get drafted in the ninth round and players like Al Montoya are taken sixth overall and wind up out of hockey having never played a single NHL game. They develop slower and really come into their own much later than prospect defensemen and forwards. Which is why the Blues need to start taking them in droves in the draft. I once heard that a certain scout (Continued on page 27) Volume 4, Issue 16 December 20, 2008 St. Louis Game Time Established: November 6, 2005 St Louis, Missouri Phone: 402-2266 www.StLouisGameTime.com Godfather Jeffio Publisher & Editor-in-Chief Sean Gallagher gallagher@StLouisGameTime.com Advertising gallagher@StLouisGameTime.com gift@StLouisGameTime.com Distribution John Nicolay Amy Benoist, Becky Benoist, Billy Cash, Clarence Walker Columnists Chris Gift, Duke, Brad Lee, Answer Man & Brian Weidler Contributors Jeffio, Jeff Browning, LosBri, Childhood Trauma, Dan Doke, Jeff Fahrenkrog, Jeremy Pratte & Chris Reed Photographer Andrew D’Angelo Mission: Game Time will provide prospect information, up-to-date statistics, articles that spark discussion and humor that points out the best and worst about our favorite team and sport. We are all fans of the Blues and our opinions will reflect those of subjective fans. The paper is published for every home game, excluding the pre-season, which we all know sucks. Rights & Permissions: All material printed herein is copyrighted and protected. Do not reprint in any format without expressed, written permission from Game Time LLC. Logos & Photos Team logos and pictures used herein are the property of the individual teams and/or the NHL and are used solely for identification and editorial purposes. Today’s Question: seriously, who the hell makes these schedules anyway? G AME T IME Page 3 Top 11 Ways The Blues Tonight’s Trivia Haven’t Hurt Themselves By Childhood Trauma Yet First Period (true or false): 1. Owen Nolan is a first overall draft pick. 2. The Wild have never had a team captain last an entire season. First Intermission (T/F): 3. Joe Francis, creator of the ‘Girls Gone Wild’ franchise, has done jail time for child abuse. Second Period (multiple choice): 4. Which current Wild defenseman started out a right winger in his OHL career: Brent Burns, Nick Schultz, Kim Johansson, or Marek Zidlicky? 5. Which player has already equaled his goal output of last season: Barret Jackman, Jay McClement, Jamal Mayers, or Ryan Johnson? 11. 10. 9. 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Choking on a pretzel. ‘Guitar Hero’ wrist. A fondue incident. Celebratory headbutt with Gus Frerotte. Angelllla induced. Tarp racing with Vince Coleman. Sneeze-induced back spasms. Wackers’ elbow. Washing the truck with Jeff Kent. Playing with Mike Matheny’s new Christmas knife. Snipe Hunt. From the 12 Fluid Ounces of Gallagher’s Brain Second Intermission: 6. The 2008 Republican National Convention was held at the Wild’s Xcel Energy Center and nominated John McCain. Who did the convention nominate with its only St. Louisbased convention: Gerald Ford, Herbert Hoover, William McKinley, or Ulysses Grant? Third Period: 7. Who was the first coach of the Wild? 8. Forty-three players have scored five or more goals in a single game in the NHL. Name the player who did it as a Blue and the one who did it as a Wild. 9. Pavol Demitra started this season ninth in Wild scoring history with 188 points. Where did he start the season on the Blues list of all time scorers? Overtime! 10. What long time Canadien was the last head coach of Minnesota’s first NHL team? Trustworthy. Ish. www.stlouisgametime.com Corrections & Clarifications • Game Time would like to force the highway department to apologize for putting red wings on all the street signs on the new bridge overpasses on 40. Nice work, numbnuts. • Game Time printed the wrong picture of the Blues’ training room in the last issue. The correct picture is shown here. 1. True. The Nordiques selected him first overall in 1990. 2. True. The Wild have always rotated Captains on a monthly basis. 3. True. Joe pled no contest to child abuse, prostitution and contraband charges and served 339 days. 4. Brent Burns was a right winger when the Wild drafted him. 5. Barret Jackman’s two goals this season equal last season’s total. 6. In 1896 the Republicans nominated McKinley at the St. Louis Exposition and Music Hall. Democrats would nominate Grover Cleveland and Alton Parker in the same building in 1888 and 1904. 7. Coach Jaques Lemaire is the only head coach in Wild history. 8. Red Berenson scored six as a Blue; Marian Gaborik scored five. 9. He is safely in fifth place with 493 points. 10. Bob Gainey coached the Stars from 1990-1995, they moved to Dallas in 1993. Page 4 Volume 4, Issue 16 December 20, 2008 Page 5 G AME T IME The Five Hole With Chris Gift Author’s note: With apologies to the famous ‘Yes Virginia, there is a Santa Claus,’ it is time to answer a question that many Blues fans have had for a few years now. With apologies to Answer Man, I’m answering a letter in my column. Ordinarily, I'd write an original Christmas column, but face it, most of the Christmas stuff we see is recycled anyway. Dear Editor, I am 7 years old. Some of my little friends say there are no Stanley Cup Playoffs. Papa says, “If you see it on Youtube, it’s so. And get your old man another PBR while you’re at it.” Please tell me the truth, are there Stanley Cup Playoffs? Liam Gallagher Liam, your little friends are wrong. They have been affected by the skepticism of a skeptical age, and an overabundance of injuries to star players (During the holidays, even Eric Brewer and Fragile Jay McKee are star players). They do not believe except what they see, which lately has been terrible. They think that nothing can be which is not comprehensible by their little minds. All minds, Liam, whether they be men’s or childrens’, are little…so by grouping all minds together, Liam we’re not directly making fun of either Cam Janssen, or Towel Boy. In this great league of ours, man is a mere fourth liner, a healthy Martin Brodeur’s backup, in his intellect as compared with the boundless league about him, as measured by the intelligence capable of grasping the whole of truth, knowledge, the neutral zone trap, why there is a trapezoid behind each goal, and the brilliance that is the Zamboni. Yes, Liam, there are Stanley Cup Playoffs. They exist as certainly as winning streaks, and offensive defensemen and big wins on the road exist, and you know that they abound and give to your season its highest beauty and joy. Alas! How dreary would be the world if there were no Stanley Cup Playoffs! It would be as dreary as if there were no Liams. There would be no early season faith then, no breakaways, no odd man rushes to make tolerable this existence that Bill Laurie inflicted upon us, Liam. We should have no enjoyment, except in sense and sight, and rooting against Detroit. The external light with which goal scorers light the lamp would be extinguished. Not believe in the Stanley Cup Playoffs! You might as well not believe in Reg Dunlop. You might get your papa to hire men to watch all of the games and prepare all year for the Stanley Cup Playoffs for little or no monetary compensation, but even if your team did not make the Stanley Cup Playoffs, what would that prove? Nobody sees the playoffs in St. Louis, but that is no sign that there is no Stanley Cup Playoffs. The most real things in the world are those that neither children nor men can see. But that’s okay, Liam, Bernie Federko will tell us all that we didn’t see it and we never had a chance to see it while those that did see the real thing celebrate and get ready for the faceoff. Did you ever see Bobby Orr dancing on the ice? Of course not, you’re too young. But that’s no proof that he never did it. Nobody can conceive or imagine all the wonders there are unseen and unseeable in the playoffs, but NHL referees sometimes call penalties that they don’t see and are unseeable, especially if it is a close game and the penalties aren’t even. You tear apart Charles Glenn and see what makes the noise inside, but there is a trophy covering our unseen postseason world which not the strongest man, nor even the united strength of all the strongest men that ever lived could win. If that was the case, only the best player would win, and only the best team on paper would win each year. Only faith in your goaltender, a healthy TJ Oshie, Brad Boyes, Patrik Berglund, can push aside that curtain and view and picture the supernal beauty and glory beyond that is the Stanley Cup Playoffs. Is it all real? Ah, Liam, in all this world there is nothing else as real and abiding as a long playoff run. No Stanley Cup Playoff! Thank God! They live and will live forever, or until Gary Bettman screws up another entire season. A thousand years from now, Liam, nay 10 times 10,000 years from now, they will continue to make glad the heart of every hockey fan. Contact: gift@stlouisgametime.com The Jeffio Joke of the Day John Davidson’s wife was in the kitchen making a breakfast of fried eggs. Suddenly, Davidson burst into the kitchen. “Careful,” he said, “Careful! Put in some more butter! Oh my gosh! You’re cooking too many at once. Too many! Turn them! Turn them now! We need more butter. Oh my gosh! Where are we going to get more butter? They’re going to stick! Careful. Careful! I said be careful! You never listen to me when you’re cooking! Never! Turn them! Hurry up! Are you crazy? Have you lost your mind? Don’t forget to salt them. You know you always forget to salt them. Use the salt! Use the salt! The salt!” The wife stared at him. “What in the world is wrong with you? You think I don’t know how to fry a couple of eggs?” Davidson calmly replied, “I just wanted to show you what it feels like when I’m driving.” Volume 4, Issue 16 December 20, 2008 Page 6 St. Louis Blues Statistics Skater Statistics PLAYER Brad Boyes, RW Keith Tkachuk, C Patrik Berglund, C David Perron, LW Andy McDonald, C David Backes, RW Paul Kariya, LW Jay McClement, C Barret Jackman, D B.J. Crombeen, RW* Eric Brewer, D Carlo Colaiacovo, D* Alexander Steen, LW* Jeff Woywitka, D Brad Winchester, LW Steve Regier, LW Roman Polak, D T.J. Oshie, C Cam Paddock, C Jay McKee, D Cam Janssen, RW Yan Stastny, C Mike Weaver, D D.J. King, LW Dan Hinote, RW Tyson Strachan, D Goalie Statistics PLAYER Manny Legace Chris Mason Ben Bishop GP 31 31 26 30 16 31 11 31 31 15 28 12 12 17 13 8 31 12 15 30 24 25 13 1 14 1 G 16 12 10 2 6 9 2 1 2 6 1 1 1 0 3 3 0 2 2 1 0 1 0 0 0 0 A PTS +/- PIM 14 30 -19 12 9 21 -7 33 10 20 10 4 18 20 E 18 12 18 -12 12 7 16 -3 83 13 15 1 2 8 9 -6 15 6 8 -5 46 2 8 1 30 5 6 -14 24 5 6 -4 6 5 6 -1 2 4 4 E 24 1 4 -5 32 1 4 -1 4 4 4 -2 27 2 4 2 2 1 3 -4 0 1 2 -6 12 2 2 -7 68 1 2 -13 20 1 1 -4 0 1 1 E 0 0 0 -6 17 0 0 -1 2 GP W L GAA 16 8 5 3.19 15 3 10 3.17 5 1 1 3.18 SV 353 391 97 ATOI PPG PPA SHG SHA SOG SPCT 19:43 9 7 0 0 81 19.8 18:17 8 2 0 0 78 15.4 15:46 4 4 0 0 50 20 15:33 0 6 0 0 60 3.3 19:55 2 9 1 0 46 13 17:01 2 2 0 0 56 16.1 18:06 0 9 0 0 31 6.5 16:43 0 0 0 0 45 2.2 22:01 0 1 0 0 35 5.7 12:53 0 1 0 0 29 20.7 25:07 1 2 0 0 49 2 18:35 0 5 0 0 19 5.3 17:38 1 3 0 0 23 4.3 17:08 0 3 0 0 19 0 12:08 2 1 0 0 13 23.1 10:59 2 0 0 0 11 27.3 20:01 0 1 0 0 27 0 15:15 1 0 0 0 16 12.5 10:43 0 0 0 0 17 11.8 16:32 0 0 0 0 19 5.3 5:40 0 0 0 0 9 0 12:45 0 0 0 0 20 5 10:53 0 0 0 0 3 0 8:20 0 0 0 0 0 0 10:50 0 0 0 0 8 0 15:05 0 0 0 0 0 0 SV% SHO TGA TSA PIM ENG 88.9% 0 44 397 0 1 90.3% 1 42 433 0 5 89.0% 0 12 109 0 0 *Statistics reflect time with St. Louis only. For full season totals, see Pg 14. Blues Leaders Goals Brad Boyes Assists David Perron Points Brad Boyes Plus/Minus Patrik Berglund PP Goals Brad Boyes Wins Manny Legace GAA Chris Mason Save PCT Chris Mason 16 18 30 10 9 8 3.17 90.3% Blues All-Time Games Played Goals Points PIM Goalie GP Wins GAA Shutouts Leaders Bernie Federko Brett Hull Bernie Federko Brian Sutter Mike Liut Mike Liut Jacques Plante Glenn Hall Only Suicidal In The Mornings. St. Louis Game Time 927 527 1,073 1,873 347 151 2.07 16 G AME T IME Page 7 Minnesota Wild Statistics Skater Statistics PLAYER Mikko Koivu, C Antti Miettinen, RW Andrew Brunette, LW Eric Belanger, C Marc-Andre Bergeron, D Pierre-Marc Bouchard, RW Marek Zidlicky, D Brent Burns, D Benoit Pouliot, C Kim Johnsson, D Owen Nolan, RW James Sheppard, C Stephane Veilleux, LW Colton Gillies, C Marian Gaborik, RW Nick Schultz, D Derek Boogaard, LW Martin Skoula, D Krys Kolanos, C Craig Weller, D Erik Reitz, D Cal Clutterbuck, RW Tomas Mojzis, D Goalie Statistics PLAYER Niklas Backstrom Josh Harding GP G A PTS +/- PIM ATOI PPG PPA SHG SHA SOG SPCT 31 11 21 32 5 32 22:08 3 10 1 0 112 9.8 31 8 15 23 -2 16 19:10 2 6 0 0 66 12.1 31 10 10 20 E 10 17:52 5 4 0 0 43 23.3 29 8 10 18 -4 2 18:03 2 7 0 0 64 12.5 31 3 13 16 -2 18 17:06 3 8 0 0 64 4.7 28 6 8 14 -6 6 16:48 2 2 0 0 58 10.3 27 4 10 14 -6 28 22:32 4 7 0 0 50 8 27 5 6 11 -5 27 20:36 3 2 0 0 77 6.5 31 5 6 11 3 14 11:55 2 2 0 0 31 16.1 31 1 9 10 -3 18 24:27 0 5 0 1 38 2.6 17 5 5 10 -1 8 15:24 3 2 0 0 41 12.2 31 2 5 7 -10 11 15:14 0 0 0 0 30 6.7 31 3 2 5 -9 15 16:04 0 0 0 0 58 5.2 15 1 3 4 E 8 8:44 0 1 0 0 9 11.1 4 2 1 3 2 0 20:48 0 0 0 0 15 13.3 31 0 3 3 2 21 20:34 0 0 0 0 23 0 28 0 3 3 5 54 4:27 0 0 0 0 9 0 31 0 2 2 -4 4 19:23 0 0 0 0 21 0 3 1 1 2 1 4 11:06 0 0 0 0 4 25 15 1 1 2 -1 22 6:37 1 0 0 0 11 9.1 24 1 1 2 1 34 10:38 0 0 0 0 13 7.7 27 2 0 2 -4 15 10:15 1 0 0 0 32 6.3 4 0 1 1 -1 2 7:15 0 1 0 0 2 0 GP W L GAA 27 15 10 2.25 6 1 3 2.04 SV SV% SHO TGA TSA PIM ENG 724 92.5% 3 59 783 0 1 140 93.3% 0 10 150 0 0 *Statistics reflect time with current team only. Wild Leaders Goals Assists Points Plus/Minus PP Goals Wins GAA Save PCT Mikko Koivu Mikko Koivu Mikko Koivu Mikko Koivu Andrew Brunette Niklas Backstrom Josh Harding Josh Harding 11 21 32 5 5 15 2.05 93.3% Wild All-Time Leaders Games Played Marian Gaborik Goals Marian Gaborik Points Marian Gaborik PIM Matt Johnson Goalie GP Manny Fernandez Wins Manny Fernandez GAA Niklas Backstrom Shutouts Dwayne Roloson 489 208 417 698 260 113 2.19 15 Change Simply For The Sake Of Change. www.StLouisGameTime.com Volume 4, Issue 16 December 20, 2008 Page 8 Like The Photos in GT? The Big Johnson Joke of the Day Now available for purchase from our photographer Hey there, Minnesota, you wanna know how big my Johnson is? My Johnson is so big, it forechecks while I backcheck. My Johnson is so big, it spoils every Christmas by sneaking down early and opening all the presents. My Johnson is so big, it gets its copies of Game Time for free. The Roman Polak Joke of the Day Great Rates! Perfect for autographs! Great gifts for your favorite fan! View the shots online. Contact: Andrew D’Angelo mesmereyezme2@yahoo.com (314) 546-0369 A popular bar on Washington Avenue just had a new robotic bartender installed. A guy came in for a drink and the robot asked him, “What's your IQ?” The man replied, “130.” So the robot proceeded to make conversation about physics, astronomy, and so on. Another guy came in for a drink and the robot asked him, “What's your IQ?” The man responded, “100.” So the robot started talking about the Super Bowl, dirt bikes, and so on. A third guy came in to the bar. As with the others, the robot asked him, “What's your IQ?” The man replied, “80.” The robot then said, “So, how are things with the Polaks these days?” The BJ Crombeen Joke of the Day Wanna Be Semi-Famous (Regionally)? Do you have a different perspective? Passion? Knowledge? Desire? Work well under deadlines? Ever pay kick-backs to an editor to get better space? We’re looking for writers, graphic artists, statisticians and comedy writers. Contact: gallagher@stlouisgametime.com On his 60th birthday, a man’s wife asked him, “What do you want to do on your special day?” The man replies, “Well, in all of our years together, you’ve never given me a BJ. I’d like that.” The wife, visibly offended, says, “No way! You’d lose all respect for me. There’s no way that’s happening!” She storms out of the room. Later, after several hours of thinking about the request, she decides that out of love, she should grant the request. She surprises him in the bedroom and completes the act. As they lay in the bed afterwards the phone rings and the man answers it. “Sure, hold on,” he says, “Here, it’s for you, cocksucker.” G AME T IME Page 9 ‘Twas the Night Before Christmas, Blues Style By Childhood Trauma 'Twas the week before Christmas, when all through the place Then just a bit later yelled “Jump!” to Towel Boy.. The playoffs were gone, at least at this pace; Down the aisle Louie came with a bound. The third jerseys were lettered with rookies galore, He was dressed all in fur, from his head to his foot, In hopes that the season would produce a bit more; And his clothes were all tarnished with boogers and soot; The children were crowded all round dirty Louie, A bundle of toys he had flung on his back, Who was performed by an inmate a bit screwy; And he looked like a pedophile just touching some back. And mamma with her Game Time, and I in the ‘Note, His eyes -- how they twinkled! His ears how merry! Had just settled down for some all stars to vote, When out on the ice there arose such a clatter, His cheeks were like blueberries, his clothes like Don Cherry! I sprang from my seat to see what was the matter. He was a zero and that made me smile, The teams were at center but the puck had not dropped, And the whiff he was giving meant no bath for a while; When Cam threw a punch that couldn’t be topped. The game grabbed back my attention real quick, The Answer Man’s column had fell to the floor One of our Boyes just scored a hat trick; As Cam’s opponent turtled and wanted no more, ‘Twas a power play goal now it was 4-2. When, what to ears was a sound like a squeal, But in reality was a ref who answered to Peel, So the crowd looked at their goalie and shouted “Screw you!” With a raise of his arm, so weak and so thin, He was chubby and plump, a lot like old Turek, He commanded our Cam to the evil sin bin. The Schwarz was with him, not even a Marek. More rapid than McDonald his linemen did come, A wink of coach’s eye and a jerk of his thumb, And he whistled, and dropped it, and I sat back on my bum; Soon gave me to know their goalie was done; “Great save! Clear it! Damn it, pass truer! And then the coach needed to pardon his French, Go, Boyes! Skate Perron! Shoot it! and Trade Brewer! And after a time out and an empty old net, To the top of slot! To the back of the net! The crowd wanted one more on that you can bet; Get the rookies out! Never mind! Show me the vets!” Perron sprang to his line, and passed it to Brad, Just like Santa handing a gift to his elf, And away flew the puck that made us all glad. A pass went to BJ who one-timed it, top shelf, ‘Cos I heard him exclaim, the old goal scoring wizard, As I filled in the score card, and was turning around, He spoke not a word, but went straight to his bench, So up lit the lamp, and the glad hands flew, Andy Murray looked mean, but what else is new?. “Happy Christmas to all, and to all a free Blizzard!” And then, in a twinkling the fans jumped for joy Still Probably Not On The ‘Nice’ List. St. Louis Game Time Volume 4, Issue 16 December 20, 2008 Page 10 The Ghost of the Blues With Jeff Browning I have always loved paying attention to really obscure Blues players who come and go faster than anyone else can really care. But I have no recollection of Tomas Mojzis whatsoever. The Blues got him at the trade deadline along with a third rounder for Eric Weinrich (meaning even though I know nothing about the guy, I do know it was a good trade), and he spent most of the next season with Peoria. He did play six games here in 200607 and he even got a goal, putting him higher than most of our defense that year. He played a few games with the Wild this year, but was quickly sent down to the AHL, so maybe he’ll be a phantom in Minnesota as well. Minnesota is the state of hockey, and we have a few young Minnesotans on our team. TJ Oshie is from Warroad (awesome name), Steve Wagner hails from Grand Rapids (not Michigan), and David Backes comes from Minneapolis. The latter two were teammates at Minnesota State University at Mankato from 2004-06. Surprisingly, not too many Mankato Maverick hockey players have made it big, and Backes may be the most famous alumnus ever to come from the school (his only competition -- Cedric Yarbrough a.k.a. Deputy Jones from “Reno 911”). Pavol Demitra not only doesn’t play for Minnesota anymore, but he has been trash talking the team lately. Funny because he rarely did any coherent talking at all with us. While Vancouver was looking for a new captain, he said Minnesota’s alternating captaincy was one of the stupidest things he has ever heard. More recently, he claimed that Jacques Lemaire kept the team on a short leash, and that a player like Marian Gaborik would flourish on a team like the Canucks. In other news, Demitra is the only Slovak on the Canucks and is very lonely. Speaking of former Wild, obscure Blues, Minnesota natives, and -- bringing the entire article together -- draft picks: Sean Hill. He currently plays in the Swiss league, but the Wild was the last team to pick him up, and during steroid allegations too. A twenty game suspension and a few passed lie detector tests later, his name was cleared. Regardless, if you don’t remember his hit on Chris Dingman vs. Colorado in the Conference Finals, you aren’t a Blues fan. While Owen Nolan may be getting more injuries than goals these days (let’s sign him!) he still holds the record for the longest goal in Kiel/Sav/Scot history when the Sharks beat us in Game 7. That record is probably pretty safe, too, as it was scored from 6,076 feet away. Blues Record When… Playing at HidingInTheBathroomOvernightCentre Playing on the road WTF?!? A T-shirt for the X-mas gift!?! Really?!? They score first The other team scores first They score 4 or more goals They score fewer than 4 goals They score on the PP The other team scores on the PP They score shorthanded The other team scores shorthanded A Blues players has multiple goals An opposing player has multiple goals They take 30 or more shots They allow 30 or more shots They played the day before The other team played the day before Sunday Games Monday Games Tuesday Games Wednesday Games sure do suck ass Thursday Games Friday Games Saturday Games Playing in October Playing in November 7-6-2 5-10-1 12-16-3 6-2-3 6-13-0 8-1-1 4-15-2 10-8-3 5-12-2 1-0-0 1-1-0 6-2-1 2-6-1 4-5-0 6-9-2 4-3-1 2-2-1 1-0-1 2-0-0 1-1-0 0-6-0 1-3-1 3-1-1 4-6-0 5-4-0 5-6-2 With LosBri Don't have to drive to Peoria to see the Rivermen Leading after the 1st Tied after the 1st Trailing after the 1st Still hating Owen Nolan Leading after the 2nd Tied after the 2nd Trailing after the 2nd Crowd Fight! Crowd Fight! Crowd Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight! No fights They are called for 7 or more penalties Other team called for 7 or more penalties Emmanual "Half a brain" Legace starts Chris "I'll still be here next year" Mason starts Ben Bishop Starts Game is on FSN Game is on KPLR Game is on VS Playing the Eastern Conference Playing the Atlantic Division Playing the Northeast Division Playing the Southeast Division Playing the Western Conference Playing the Central Division Playing the Northwest Division 12-16-3 5-2-3 4-4-0 3-10-0 12-16-3 7-1-1 3-2-2 2-13-0 1-0-0 5-9-1 7-7-2 4-7-2 4-7-1 8-7-1 3-8-1 1-1-1 5-11-3 3-4-0 1-0-0 3-5-1 0-2-0 1-1-1 2-2-0 9-11-2 5-1-0 1-4-1 Page 11 Franchise Foundations St. Louis Blues Year Player 1999 2001 2002 2003 2004 Barret Jackman ~ Drafted 1st rd (17 overall) by STL Jay McClement ~ Drafted 2nd round, 57 overall by STL D.J. King ~ Drafted in 6th rd (190 overall) by STL David Backes ~ Drafted in 2nd rd (62 overall) by STL Roman Polak ~ Drafted in 6th rd (180 overall) by STL T.J. Oshie ~ Drafted in 1st rd (24 overall) by STL Eric Brewer ~ Acquired from EDM with Jeff Woywitka and Doug Lynch for Chris Pronger Jeff Woywitka ~ Acquired from EDM with Eric Brewer and Doug Lynch for Chris Pronger Erik Johnson ~ Drafted in 1st rd (1 overall) by STL Patrik Berglund ~ Drafted in 1st rd (25 overall) by STL Jay McKee ~ Signed as Free Agent (BUF) Dan Hinote ~ Signed as Free Agent (COL) Manny Legace ~ Signed as Free Agent (DET) Yan Stastny ~ Acquired from BOS for 5th rd pick in 2007 Brad Boyes ~ Acquired from BOS for Dennis Wideman Steve Wagner ~ Signed as Free Agent (undrafted) David Perron ~ Drafted in 1st rd (26 overall) by STL Keith Tkachuk ~ Signed as Free Agent. Originally acquired from PHX in 2001 for a 1st rd pick in 2002, Ladislav Nagy, Michal Handzus and Jeff Taffe Paul Kariya ~ Signed as Free Agent (NAS) Andy McDonald ~ Acquired from ANA for Doug Weight, Michal Birner and a 7th rd pick in 2008 Cam Janssen ~ Acquired from NJ for Bryce Salvador Mike Weaver ~ Signed as Free Agent (VAN) Chris Mason ~ Acquired from NAS for a 4th rd pick in 2008 B.J. Crombeen ~ Claimed off waivers (DAL) Alexander Steen ~ Acquired with Carlo Colaiacovo from TOR for Lee 'Dutchie' Stempniak Carlo Colaiacovo ~ Acquired with Alexander Steen from TOR for Lee 'Dutchie' Stempniak 2005 2006 2007 2008 Minnesota Wild Year 2000 2001 2002 2003 2005 2006 2007 2008 Player Marian Gaborik ~ Drafted in 1st rd (3 overall) by MIN Nick Schultz ~ Drafted in 2nd round, 33 overall by MIN Erik Reitz ~ Drafted in 6th rd (170 overall) by MIN Mikko Koivu ~ Drafted in 1st rd (6 overall) by MIN Stephane Veilleux ~ Drafted in 3rd round, 93 overall by MIN Derek Boogaard ~ Drafted in 7th round, 202 overall by MIN Pierre-Marc Bouchard ~ Drafted in 1st round, 8 overall by MIN Josh Harding ~ Drafted in 2nd rd (38 overall) by MIN Brent Burns ~ Drafted in 1st round, 20th overall by MIN Benoit Pouliot ~ Drafted in 1st rd (4 overall) by MIN Kurtis Foster ~ Signed as Free Agent (ANA) Martin Skoula ~ Acquired with Shawn Belle from DAL for Willie Mitchell James Sheppard ~ Drafted in 1st rd (9 overall) by MIN Cal Clutterbuck ~ Drafted in 3rd rd (72 overall) by MIN Niklas Backstrom ~ Signed as Free Agent (undrafted) Kim Johnsson ~ Signed as Free Agent (PHI) Colton Gillies ~ Drafted in 1st rd (16 overall) by MIN Eric Belanger ~ Signed as Free Agent (ATL) Marc-Andre Bergeron ~ Acquired from ANA for a 3rd rd pick in 2008. Tomas Mojzis ~ Signed as Free Agent (STL) Marek Zidlicky ~ Acquired from NAS for Ryan Jones and a 2nd rd pick in 2009 Andrew Brunette ~ Signed as Free Agent (COL) Craig Weller ~ Signed as Free Agent (PHX) Antti Miettinen ~ Signed as Free Agent (DAL) Owen Nolan ~ Signed as Free Agent (CGY) What’d McGrath Trade For These Guys? St. Louis Game Time Volume 4, Issue 16 December 20, 2008 Page 12 NHL Leaders NHL Leaders Points 1. Evgeni Malkin, PIT 2. Sidney Crosby, PIT 3. Alex Ovechkin, WAS 4. Zach Parise, NJ 5. Jarome Iginla, CGY 27. Brad Boy es, STL 53 46 43 39 38 30 Goals Against Average 1. Steve Mason, CLS 2. Manny Fernandez, BOS 3. Jonas Hiller, ANH 4. Tim Thomas, BOS 5. Craig Anderson, FLA 39. Chris Mason, STL Goals 1. Thomas Vanek, BUF 2. Jeff Carter, PHI 3. Phil Kessel, BOS 4. Alex Ovechkin, WAS 5. Zach Parise, NJ 9. Brad Boyes, STL 24 22 21 20 18 16 Save Percentage 1. Craig Anderson, FLA 2. Jonas Hiller, ANH 3. Tim Thomas, BOS 4. Steve Mason, CLS 5. Roberto Luongo, VAN 30. Chris Mason, STL Plus/Minus 1. Evgeni Malkin, PIT 2. Alexander Semin, WAS 3. Simon Gagne, PHI 4. Marc Savard, BOS 5. Blake Wheeler, BOS 43. Patrik Berglund, STL 20 20 19 18 18 10 Wins 1. Miikka Kiprusoff, CGY 2. Henrik Lundqvist, NYR 3. Evgeni Nabokov, SJ 4. Niklas Backstrom, MIN 5. Ryan Miller, BUF 27. Manny Legace, STL 1.91 2.02 2.07 2.15 2.15 3.17 94.0% 93.6% 93.2% 92.9% 92.8% 90.3% 18 18 17 15 14 8 Shootout Goals 1. Wojtek Wolski, COL 2. Nikolai Zherdev, NYR 3. Jonathan Toew s, CHI 4. Milan Hejduk, COL 5. Brad Boy es, STL Rookie Points 1. Derrick Brassard, CLB 2. Kris Versteeg, CHI 3. Patrik Berglund, STL 4. Mikhail Grabovski, TOR 5. Blake Wheeler, BOS Defensemen Points 1. Shea Weber, NAS 2. Dan Boyle, SJ 3. Mark Streit, NYI 4. Andrei Markov, MTL 5. Brian Campbell,CHI 87. Barret Jackm an, STL Around The Canucks Snub Burke — Former Canucks GM Brian Burke complained to Vancouver media that he was upset about not being invited to the ceremony retiring Trevor Linden’s jersey on Thursday night. “I was clearly excluded and I'm extremely disappointed. I would have flown from anywhere on the planet to be there last night.” Burke, now the president and general manager of the Toronto Maple Leafs, was the Canucks assistant general manager when the team drafted Linden in 1988. In 2001, when he was the Canucks GM, Burke made a trade to bring Linden back to Vancouver. He signed Linden to a new contract in 2003 to keep him in the fold. Linden, for his part, did not snub Burke, thanking him during his speech. Probably Someone From world prepares for the 2009 Ottawa, the family of Detroit is hoping to get the WJC returned to them. Detroit — As the junior hockey World Junior Championship in Red Wing prospect Logan Pyett gold medal he won last year The gold medal from last year’s WJC was on display in the home of Pyett’s parents in Balgonie, Sask., but was stolen on Tuesday when thieves broke in while the couple was at a Christmas function. The Pyett’s car and other personal effects were also stolen. The medal was on display with his Team Canada sweater, which was not stolen. “We’re hoping it will be like when Sidney Crosby’s jersey was stolen and he got it back,” said Jayme Day, Pyett’s aunt. Pyett is playing this season with Detroit’s farm team in Grand Rapids, Mich., of the AHL. Wrigley Getting Ready — In the battle of Blues’ fans most hated teams, the Red Wings will visit the Blackhawks on New Year’s Day for the second ‘Winter Classic.’ This year the game is taking place in the home of Cubs’ baseball, Wrigley Field. The folks in charge of the rink have already started building the playing surface (including a ceremonial arrival of all of the equipment in a truck with Bobby Hull riding shotgun) and are supposedly ahead of schedule already. Tickets for the game are doing a good deal of business on the electronic Bays already and the players and fans are all getting properly geeked up. Of course, we’d all care about 1,000% more if there was any other team skating on that day than the two participating in the game. Seriously, what’s worse than being way hungover and having the only televised hockey game of the day be the Wings and Hawks? One interesting quirk of the game is that the teams will not only switch sides to start each period, but they will also change sides halfway through the third period. The hope is to negate the effects of the notorious winds that blow through the Friendly Confines. We say, Fuck ‘em, can they both play into the wind? 5 5 4 4 3 25 24 20 20 18 26 26 25 24 23 8 Volume 4, Issue 16 December 20, 2008 Page 13 Fried Chicken’s www.hockey www.hockey--fights.com Tonight’s Matchup: Coming into tonight the Minnesota Wild have but 19 fights to their credit, while the Blues have fought 31 times. But without the services of DJ King, the boys in Blue really don’t have an answer for the monster named Derek Boogaard who pretends he’s a hockey player and protects the Euro-heavy Wild lineup. Once you take the cement block headed Boogaard out of the equation, there aren’t many other guys on the team that like to drop ‘em. St. Louis Blues Probable Fighters Minnesota Wild Probable Fighter •Cam Janssen – Cam has done quite well filling in for the injured DJ King so far, hanging in there with much bigger opponents. For some reason, though, Andy Murray has made Janssen a healthy scratch a lot lately. He has eight fights so far this season, with his last one occurring on 12/8 against Nashville’s Wade Belak. •Derek Boogaard – If DJ Dwayne King Kong wasn’t nursing his torn up shoulder out at the condo, there’d be some potential for a really great bout tonight between him and Boogaard. As it stands, no one is likely crazy enough to go with ‘the Bogeyman.’ At 6’8 and 257 pounds, we don’t blame them for taking a pass. •Brandon Crombeen – Crombeen is a high energy, physical •Nick Schultz – Schultz can handle himself, but is clearly a player who is willing to drop the gloves when need be. He is 6’2, 212 pounds, and he’s a decent fighter who will win some and lose some. He’s on a heck of a scoring streak right now, but he still makes time for the dirty work. BJ has had eight fights thus far. He lost his last fight to Anaheim’s Steve Montador on 12/10. ‘fight for your teammates’ type of guy. He isn’t likely looking to pick a fight, but if he needs to send a message for himself or for one of his elfish teammates, he’ll do it. •Brad Winchester – Winchester is a big guy with the size of a heavyweight at 6’5, 230 pounds. He’s a good fighter, as he showed poor Matt Greene of the LA Kings this past Thursday by nailing him several times in the noggin. •Erik Reitz – Reitz isn’t much of a brawler and will pick his opponents wisely. Case in point: He fought Jordin Staal of the Pittsburgh Penguins this year. Guess Pierre Turgeon wasn’t available. Best bet of the night: Cam Janssen vs playing time. Date 11/1/2007 3/22/2007 12/17/2007 Combatants Description Decision DJ King vs Derek Boogaard In a battle of true heavyweights, Boogaard got the better of the bout. He changed hands a couple times, getting King to back away. He tagged him with a left and then he quickly went back to the right and landed a weak uppercut. They came in close again and Boogaard threw a series of shots to the back of King’s head. Win: Boogaard DJ King vs Derek Boogaard Boogaard completely dominated this one with a couple big bombs that had King reeling early. He also managed to land a beauty of an uppercut. In what became a very long fight, King tried to throw as much as he could, but was in defense mode from the start. Win: Boogaard Nick Schultz vs Rene Bourque (CGY) With only two fights over the last four years, the Wild and Blues don’t dance much. Nick Schultz had this, the team’s latest fight this week. He took on Bourque as a messagesender, but was wildly mismatched and was thrown around wildly by Bourque Win: Bourque Volume 4, Issue 16 December 20, 2008 Page 14 # 4 5 7 9 10 13 15 18 19 20 21 22 25 26 28 29 42 43 46 55 57 62 74 77 # 34 50 Player Pos Eric Brewer D Barret Jackman D Keith Tkachuk C Paul Kariya L Andy McDonald C Dan Hinote R Brad Winchester L Jay McClement C D.J. King L Alexander Steen C Patrik Berglund C Brad Boyes R Yan Stastny C B.J. Crombeen R Carlo Colaiacovo D Jeff Woywitka D David Backes C Mike Weaver D Roman Polak D Cam Janssen R David Perron L Tyson Strachan D T.J. Oshie C Jay McKee D TOTALS Player Manny Legace Chris Mason TOTALS S/P Ctry Ht Wt C Rk GP ON CAN 70 200 L 16 AB CAN 72 195 L 15 City S/P Ctry Ht Wt S Rk GP Vernon BC CAN 75 222 L 28 Trail BC CAN 72 203 L 31 Melrose MA USA 74 232 L 31 Vancouver BC CAN 70 180 L 11 Strathroy ON CAN 71 183 L 16 Leesburg FL USA 72 187 R 14 Madison WI USA 77 228 L 13 Kingston ON CAN 73 201 L 31 Meadow Lake SK CAN 74 228 L 1 Winnipeg MB CAN 73 205 L 32 Vesteras SWE 76 187 L Y 26 Mississauga ON CAN 72 195 R 31 Quebec City QC CAN 70 191 L 25 Denver CO USA 74 212 R Y 30 Toronto ON CAN 73 200 L 22 Vermilion AB CAN 74 217 L 17 Minneapolis MN USA 75 216 R 31 Bramalea ON CAN 69 182 R 13 Ostrava CZE 73 227 R 31 St. Louis MO USA 72 210 R 24 Sherbrooke QC CAN 72 180 R 30 Melfort SK CAN 75 205 R Y 1 Mt. Vernon WA USA 71 170 R Y 12 Kingston ON CAN 76 203 L 30 General Manager: Ray Bennett Andy Murray Larry Pleau Rick Wamsley Brad Shaw Head Coach: Asst / Goalie Coach: Asst Coaches: St. Louis Blues Rosters and Statistics DOB Apr 17 '79 Mar 05 '81 Mar 28 '72 Oct 16 '74 Aug 25 '77 Jan 30 '77 Mar 01 '81 Mar 02 '83 Jun 27 '84 Mar 01 '84 Jun 02 '88 Apr 17 '82 Sep 30 '82 Jul 10 '85 Jan 27 '83 Sep 01 '83 May 01 '84 May 02 '78 Apr 28 '86 Apr 15 '84 May 28 '88 Oct 30 '84 Dec 23 '86 Sep 08 '77 DOB City Feb 04 '73 Toronto Apr 20 '76 Red Deer G A Pts +/- PIM TOI/G Salary 1 5 6 -14 24 25:07 $4,500,000 2 6 8 -6 46 22:02 $2,500,000 12 9 21 -7 33 18:16 $4,500,000 2 13 15 1 2 18:06 $6,000,000 6 12 18 -12 12 19:55 $3,333,333 0 0 0 -6 17 10:50 $1,000,000 3 1 4 -5 32 12:07 $600,000 1 8 9 -6 15 16:42 $950,000 0 1 1 0 0 8:20 $550,000 3 7 10 -5 8 16:22 $1,700,000 10 10 20 10 4 15:46 $850,000 16 14 30 -19 12 19:42 $2,500,000 1 1 2 -13 20 12:45 $500,000 7 6 13 0 56 10:57 $550,000 1 6 7 -6 12 17:48 $1,400,000 0 4 4 0 24 17:07 $725,000 9 7 16 -3 83 17:00 $2,500,000 0 1 1 -3 0 10:49 $700,000 0 4 4 -3 27 20:02 $475,000 0 2 2 -7 68 5:39 $550,000 2 18 20 0 18 15:33 $875,000 0 0 0 -1 2 15:05 $575,000 2 2 4 2 2 15:15 $850,000 1 1 2 -5 12 16:30 $4,000,000 79 138 217 -108 529 $42,683,333 W L OT SO GAA Sv% Salary 8 5 1 0 3.19 88.9% $2,500,000 3 10 1 1 3.17 90.3% $3,000,000 11 15 2 1 $5,500,000 $48,183,333 Page 15 Ctry USA CZE SWE CAN FIN SVK IRL CAN CAN CAN CAN FIN CAN CAN CAN CAN CZE CAN CAN CAN CAN CAN Ht 73 71 73 77 74 73 73 76 73 76 72 72 71 80 71 75 75 69 74 73 75 70 Wt 222 190 193 219 200 199 214 220 210 189 190 190 213 257 187 206 226 198 210 200 199 173 S R R L R L L R R L L L L R L L R L L L L L L Rk GP 24 27 31 27 31 4 17 15 31 Y 15 31 31 Y 27 28 29 3 31 31 31 31 Y 31 28 S/P Ctry Ht Wt C Rk GP SK CAN 73 197 R 6 FIN 73 189 L 27 City S/P Detroit MI Most Malmo Ajax ON Turku Trencin Belfast Calgary AB Sudbury ON White Rock BC Saint-Georg QC Hameenl Welland ON Saskatoon SK Sherbrooke QC Calgary AB Litomerice Trois-Rivières QC Halifax NS Strasbourg SK Alfred ON Sherbrooke QC DOB City Jun 18 '84 Regina Feb 13 '78 Helsinki DOB Jul 29 '82 Feb 03 '77 Mar 16 '76 Mar 09 '85 Mar 12 '83 Feb 14 '82 Feb 12 '72 Mar 17 '81 Aug 24 '73 Feb 12 '89 Nov 16 '81 Jul 03 '80 Nov 18 '87 Jun 23 '82 Dec 16 '77 Jul 27 '81 Oct 28 '79 Oct 13 '80 Apr 25 '88 Aug 25 '82 Sep 29 '86 Apr 27 '84 Assistant Coaches: Head Coach: General Manager: Jacques Lemaier Doug Risebrough Bob Mason G A Pts +/- PIM TOI/G Salary 1 1 2 1 34 10:38 $500,000 4 10 14 -6 28 22:32 $3,500,000 1 9 10 -3 18 24:27 $5,250,000 5 6 11 -5 27 20:35 $3,000,000 11 21 32 5 32 22:08 $3,300,000 2 1 3 2 0 20:48 $7,500,000 5 5 10 -1 8 15:24 $2,750,000 1 1 2 -1 22 6:36 $575,000 10 10 20 0 10 17:51 $2,500,000 1 3 4 0 8 8:44 $875,000 3 2 5 -9 15 16:04 $862,500 8 15 23 -2 16 19:10 $2,000,000 2 0 2 -4 15 10:15 $557,500 0 3 3 5 54 4:27 $850,000 8 10 18 -4 2 18:03 $1,750,000 1 1 2 1 4 11:06 $500,000 0 2 2 -4 4 19:23 $1,900,000 3 13 16 -2 18 17:06 $1,691,000 2 5 7 -10 11 15:14 $850,000 0 3 3 2 21 20:34 $3,200,000 5 6 11 3 14 11:55 $850,000 6 8 14 -6 6 16:47 $3,350,000 79 135 214 -38 367 $48,111,000 W L OT SO GAA Sv% Salary 1 3 0 0 2.03 93.3% $750,000 15 10 2 3 2.25 92.5% $3,100,000 16 13 2 3 $3,850,000 $51,961,000 Goaltending Coach: Mike Ramsey / Mario Tremblay / Matt Shaw Minnesota Wild Rosters and Statistics # Player Pos 2 Erik Reitz D 3 Marek Zidlicky D 5 Kim Johnsson D 8 Brent Burns D 9 Mikko Koivu C 10 Marian Gaborik R 11 Owen Nolan R 12 Craig Weller R 15 Andrew Brunette L 18 Colton Gillies L 19 Stephane Veilleux L 20 Antti Miettinen R 22 Cal Clutterbuck R 24 Derek Boogaard L 25 Eric Belanger C 39 Krystofer Kolanos C 41 Martin Skoula D 47 Marc-Andre Bergeron D 51 James Sheppard C 55 Nick Schultz D 67 Benoit Pouliot L 96 Pierre-Marc Bouchard C TOTALS # Player 29 Josh Harding 32 Niklas Backstrom TOTALS Legend: S:Shoots; C: Catches; Rk: Rookie (any player who has played fewer than 25 games in the previous season or fewer than 26 in the previous two years and has not reached age 26); GP: Games Played; G: Goals; A: Assists; Pts: Points; PIM: Penalties in Minutes; TOI/Game: average Time On Ice per Game. Volume 4, Issue 16 December 20, 2008 Page 16 NHL Referee Statistics 1st O O Blues Blues Blues Blues Blues Blues Game W L T W L T Games PP PK Games PP PK L L Sarnia, ON 1980 2 5 12 1 1 0 7 26 31 3 4 0 Fraser, Kerry North Bay, ON 1997 3 14 10 1 2 0 10 48 41 4 6 0 Leggo, Mike Georgetown, ON 2003 2 4 7 0 2 0 5 14 18 1 3 1 McCauley, Wes Boston, MA 2000 3 11 12 1 2 0 10 46 53 3 5 2 Rooney, Chris Edmonton, AB 1984 1 3 5 0 1 0 3 9 13 0 3 0 Marouelli, Dan Guelph, ON 1984 3 16 11 1 2 0 5 26 20 2 3 0 McCreary, Bill Montreal, PQ 1990 1 3 4 0 1 0 6 21 27 4 2 0 Jackson, Dave Guelph, ON 1989 3 13 15 1 1 1 5 24 24 2 2 1 Devorski, Paul Richmond, BC 2000 4 19 16 1 3 0 8 30 28 1 6 1 Sutherland, Kelly Dartmouth, NS 1981 1 6 5 0 1 0 3 18 11 1 2 0 Koharski, Don Essex, ON 1995 2 15 16 1 0 1 8 36 49 5 2 1 O'Halloran, Dan Savannah, GA 1991 2 9 8 1 1 0 8 33 34 2 3 3 LaRue, Dennis Montreal, PQ 2000 1 7 5 0 1 0 7 41 48 4 2 1 Auger, Stephane Port Alberni, BC 1986 3 10 14 2 1 0 9 28 39 2 6 0 Shick, Rob Toronto, ON 1996 2 8 10 0 1 1 9 32 37 3 5 1 Kimmerly, Greg Toronto, ON 1999 3 14 12 1 2 0 9 41 31 3 4 2 Peel, Tim 1993 3 17 15 1 2 0 10 44 47 6 3 1 VanMassenhoven, Don Parkhill, ON Regina, Sas 1996 3 16 16 1 1 1 8 35 40 3 2 3 Watson, Brad Verdun, PQ 1999 4 18 22 1 2 1 6 25 30 1 4 1 Joannette, Marc Winnipeg, MB 1996 3 11 15 1 2 0 12 51 62 8 4 0 Martell, Rob Trois-Rivieres, PQ 2001 3 15 12 1 2 0 6 29 28 3 2 1 Furlatt, Eric St John, NB 2001 2 13 13 0 1 1 6 28 31 2 2 2 Lee, Chris Philadelphia, PA 2000 2 8 8 0 2 0 5 17 21 1 4 0 Walsh, Ian Regina, SK 2000 3 9 10 1 1 1 Hasenfratz, Mike Vernon, BC 2000 6 30 29 1 3 2 Kowal, Tom Kincardine, ON 2000 1 4 3 1 0 0 6 26 27 3 3 0 Pollock, Kevin Dayton, OH 1999 1 4 2 1 0 0 8 34 30 4 3 1 Meier, Brad Toronto, ON 1999 6 34 25 1 3 2 Warren, Dean Peterborough, ON 2000 1 6 2 1 0 0 2 13 8 2 0 0 Morton, Dean Stettler, AB 2008 1 5 5 1 0 0 1 5 5 1 0 0 Rehman, Kyle Greenfield Park, PQ 2006 1 6 6 1 0 0 4 16 18 1 2 1 St Laurent, Francois Halifax, NS 2003 5 22 20 2 3 0 Dwyer, Gord Penticton, BC 2006 6 30 26 3 3 0 Kozari, Steve Calgary, AB 1999 2 11 7 0 1 1 O'Rourke, Dan Detroit, MI 2006 1 4 3 1 0 0 4 18 23 1 3 0 Pochmara, Brian Dolbeau, PQ 2003 5 23 22 3 1 1 St. Pierre, Justin TOTALS 31 142 142 11 17 3 487 507 44 53 15 No. Official 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 18 20 21 23 25 26 27 28 29 30 32 33 34 35 36 37 38 39 40 42 43 45 Born NHL Linesmen # 17 47 54 56 57 59 60 Name Heyer, Shane Schachte, Dan Devorski, Greg Wheler, Mark Sharrers, Jay Barton, Steve Dapuzzo, Pat # 61 65 66 67 68 70 71 Name Seitz, Lyle Racicot, Pierre Gibbs, Darren Champoux, Pierre Driscoll, Scott Nansen, Derek Kovachik, Brad # 73 74 75 76 77 78 79 Name Rody, Vaughan Cameron, Lonnie Amell, Derek Cormier, Michel Nowak, Tim Mach, Brian Pare, Mark # 80 82 84 86 88 89 90 Name Nelson, Thor Galloway, Ryan Sericolo, Tony Lazarowich, Brad Cvik, Mike Miller, Steve McElman, Andy # 91 92 93 95 96 97 Name Henderson, Don Shewchyk, Mark Murphy, Brian Murray, Jonny Brisebois, David Morin, Jean G AME T IME Page 17 St. Louis Game Time Scorecard St. Louis Blues vs. Minnesota Wild; Saturday, December 20, 2008 Referee: ________________________ Referee: ________________________ Linesman: ______________________ Linesman: ______________________ Shots Team 1st 2d 3rd OT Score SO F Team Wild Wild Blues Blues 1st Blues Starting Lineup C: 2d 3rd OT 1st Assist LW: RW: D: D: G: Wild Starting Lineup C: LW: RW: Penalties Called Per. D: G: Three Stars of the Game 1st Star: 2nd Star: 3rd Star: Other Stars of the Game GWG: GW Goalie: Hard Hat: Game Notes: F Goal Scoring Per. Tim e Team Goalscorer D: SO Time Team Penalized Player Penalty 2nd Assist Volume 4, Issue 16 December 20, 2008 Page 18 Ask Game Time’s Answer Man Dear Answer Man, I need some help here. I am starting up a new Rec League Team and we can’t agree on a name. We voted as a team and decided that we’d have you decide. Yep, our team fate is in your hands. Also, I am relatively new to this and I can’t decide on what number to wear. How does one go about deciding what number to wear? I want something that is cool and will stand out. Lay it out for me, man. P.S. Any chance you’d want to play for us? -Scott (Ellisville-MO) Yo Scott, man I don’t know whether to be flattered or to rip you a new one for being a giant Phruit. You are the Captain right? Is this your team? If so, you decide and forget about the rest of them. Take the lead, you pussy. Tell your teammates what’s up. Sounds like you need to reach down and grab a pair, dude. On the flipside I’d love to be involved. This is always exciting to be in on the ground floor of building a Rec. League dynasty. Naming the team is crucial because every team needs an identity. The team identity needs to be a shared image or one that you all want to become. You must fully embrace it and if you have anyone who’s not down with that, tell them to hit the road and to keep their head up if you ever play against them. It will depend on what league you are in. Most will have a list of names on the internet so you know what names are already taken. If it were my team I’d want something strong and possibly causes people to take a second look. With that being said, my first suggestion for your team name is “The Meat Helicopters.” Yep, that is right. A select few of you reading this have just done a spit take because you know what a Meat Helicopter is. If you take this as your team name, be ready to take on some insults about this and you’ll need to have some thick skin, but it will really help your team bond behind a new name. Just think how a team will hate getting beat by The Meat Helicopters. So sweet. My second would be “The Misfits.” This would get you easily the coolest logo in league history by using the skull logo from the band. I doubt you’d run into any copyright issues. With that logo, you need to crank up the evil so you’ll need some good colors to go with it to tie it all in. Like a good fanny pack, you can’t have a great looking fa-pac with a gay looking belt to go with it. It has to all go together. If you name your team The Misfits, you’ll all have to have the same haircut and possibly bring your equipment into the rink in coffins. Other then that, it shouldn’t be too much. On the flipside of these two, you could go with something like the Butterflies or Chrysanthemums. If you do this, you have to be a team of thugs. Each player must be at least six foot tall and over 200 pounds (no fatties allowed either). With fruity names like that, you have to be a team of complete badasses. You could be like a newjack Broad Street Bullies. This will be tough to field a team like this and injuries will mount up. Back up names to consider are The Skynyrds, Demons and The Blues. Never pick the name The Wild. That is just ridiculous and insulting to everyone in the league. You just need to decide what your team identity is going to be. For you, I would recommend The Meat Helicopters. It takes real talent to pull that off (that’s what she said). When it comes to picking a number there are a ton of variables here. A lot of guys pick the number of the guys they idolize. That’s fine but get these rules set right away. Defensemen have numbers two through nine, though power forwards may take a number in the range if they choose. Goalies get either number one or something between 30 through 33. Forwards get 10 to 29. The nerd numbers are like 27, 29, 23, 15 and 12. Avoid those. The other aspect in all of this is what we call the “look at me numbers.” Those are numbers like 66, 68, 77, 88 and 99. For obvious reasons, you should never pick these numbers unless you are a complete stud and can’t be stopped. Very few of us can pull that off. Lastly, never ever pick number 69. You look like a complete boob and your teammates will rarely back you up. No one respects someone who wears number 69. Now go lace ‘em up and win it for The Answer. I almost forgot, I appreciate the offer but I don’t want to play for a team call The Meat Helicopters. I’m too tough for that. Send your questions on hockey (NHL or rec league), Busch beer or any other thing that keeps you awake at night to: answer-man@stlouisgametime.com and have them answered here. Mess With One Of Us, You Mess With All Of Us. www.stlouisgametime.com G AME T IME Page 19 The Fantasy Files By Duke Watching the Blues try to play defense against the Capitals on Thursday night, I started to think that things should’ve started getting better a long time ago. It’s reasonable to assume that if someone (the Blues) has been doing something (playing bad defense) for a long time, they should get better… right? Wrong. No matter how low my expectations are before sitting down to watch a game, I’m still somehow left disappointed by the end of the game. Let’s talk about something else. With the Minnesota Wilds in town, the topic of team names seems to be a good one. We’re not talking about senselessly singular professional team names, but the actual names that you and I bestow on your fantasy teams. While you can change your fantasy team’s name at any Matt Walker and his point in the season, it’s best ever-elusive hat trick for team morale and continulends itself to a great ity for the team name to be fantasy hockey team consistent from beginning to name. end. Your team’s name will become its identity. We here at Game Time are very familiar with identity, considering the number of columnists and contributors who use fake names to protect their very real day jobs. I mean, who’s going to believe that there’s actually someone out there named Chris Gift? Crazy. Game Time’s very own Bob Plager Fantasy Hockey Invitational is packed full of good names. I just used “The Fantasy Files” for quick identification purposes, in case anyone in the league needed to get in touch with me and didn’t want to dig around the mediocre part of the standings. With 18 teams in the league, it gets a little confusing. GT denizens Pagan and Dooks each took it a step further by combining identity with originality, resulting in “Pagan Puck Pounders” and “Dookie Dozen.” Well done. Some of my personal favorites from the Plager Invitational, however, include “The Penis Machinists” (Gallagher), Pabst Smears (Childhood Trauma), “Weiner Cleaners” (The Answer Man, of course), and the ever-elusive “Matt Walker Hat Trick” (GT commenter Tim). When I’m not using the immature name of my column for identification purposes, I’ve got a personal favorite name for my fantasy teams. There’s a bit of a story behind it, and it all started with buying something on eBay. Don’t judge me; the statistics say that you’ve probably done it too. Anyways, I was checking on a seller’s feedback when I saw something that changed my life: a snarky, Inter-web savvy purchaser of something mundane had a sense of humor about their satisfaction with the purchasing process and left the following feedback. “(Insert item name here) was the final component to my time machine – see you in the future!!!” Intrigued, I checked the rest of the feedback that this joker left and they were all formatted similarly. Brilliant. Since then my fantasy teams have been guided to mediocrity under the flag of “My Time Machine.” It’s usually accompanied by some sort of tag line like: “Milan Lucic was the final component to my time machine – see you in the future!!!” Other personal favorites of mine that I’ve come across over the years include, but certainly aren’t limited to: “Internet Tough Guys”, “Hoof Hearted?”, “Fashionable Male” (the name of the “classy” men’s store that Ben Affleck’s character manages in Mallrats), “Victorious Secret”, and the always classy “Cincinnati Bow-Ties”, “Cleveland Steamers”, or any other one of those sex acts that, while you may understand the content, you’d be hard pressed to find a living, breathing person who would willingly explore it with you. Maybe check Craigslist – you never know. The most important thing about naming your team is coming up with something that is clever while being at least mildly insulting at the same time. After all, you more than likely created the team with the intention of embarrassing someone. As with anything else that you might concoct in your imagination, profanity is always – and I mean always – an effective way to drive home your point. Let’s fuckin’ go, Blues! You Wanna Know How I Know… ...Towel Boy Is A Douche? • • • • His website is www.toweldouche.dik. • When you catch one of his towels, open it up: it’s signed in blood and semen and says, ‘Welcome to Herpes!’ The big blue rat thinks Towel Boy is an annoying gimmick. • Sybergs agreed to give him a ride on their shuttle if he promised not to come inside their restaurant. He still airbrushes shit and he’s not even Mexican. • Kevin Federline thinks he’s pretty douchey. The douche I sat next to last year thought he was ‘the coolest.’ Volume 4, Issue 16 December 20, 2008 Page 20 Tomorrow’s Blues By Brian Weidler Around The System, Part I Random thoughts about the Blues’ prospect pool in general. Bye-bye, Nikolay: As everyone who regularly reads this column is surely aware, the Blues’ organization recently lost a top-notch prospect when Nikolay Lemtyugov (7th round, 219th overall in 2005) decided that the handwriting was on the wall for him in the organization and returned home to Mother Russia earlier this week. After seeing less-skilled players get called up ahead of him time and time again, Lemtyugov apparently lost confidence in his ability to ever get a shot with the Blues. After his sole pre-season appearance with the Blues, during training camp, Lemtyugov reportedly told Peoria beat writer Dave Eminian that he felt he wasn’t good enough to play in the NHL, an opinion that neither Eminian nor Peoria GM and Blues Director of Pro Scouting Kevin McDonald shared. “He made a decision that is out of our organization’s hands,” McDonald told the Peoria JournalStar earlier this week. “He has NHL skill and was absolutely making progress. “Whatever his frustration was with the process, we can point to the other second-year prospects on the team, and only Chris Porter has played in the NHL from that group. We believe it takes a third or fourth season for most guys to get to the NHL and stay. “We were pleased with Lemtyugov’s progress, as we are with that of Porter, Julian Talbot and teammates in his class. We have to focus on the guys who are staying and work with them.” Lemtyugov now joins a list of other skilled European players -- Alexei Shkotov, Konstantin Zakharov, Carl Söderberg and Tomas Kana -- who chafed at being held “down on the farm” in the Blues’ organization and opted to return to their home countries. Kana is the only one of the players on this list who has since returned, and has shuttled between Peoria and Alaska as he tries to make up for lost development time. A pair of other skilled Russian draft picks, goalie Konstantin Barulin (84th overall in 2003) and winger Viktor Alexandrov (83rd overall in 2004) have yet to attend so much as a Development Camp or even set foot in North America. While there is wisdom in McDonald’s stated organizational philosophy of developing prospects for at least three years before they get an NHL shot, that does not seem to be the case for potential impact players (players drafted in the top 100 of their draft class) of North American descent, nor do the Blues have a very good track record of rewarding their top minor-league scoring prospects with NHL callups. More on those subjects later... Help Is On The Way For Shorthanded Rivermen: While the loss of Lemtyugov has made a big impact on the Peoria roster, the Rivermen will not be shorthanded for long. In the last 48 hours, the Blues returned goaltender Ben Bishop, defenseman Jonas Junland, and forward Cam Paddock to the banks of the Jonathan Illinois River, and swapped a Filewich will conditional 2010 sixth-round pick be expected to to the Pittsburgh Penguins for fill the gap in prospect forward Jonathan FilePeoria left by wich, who will be reporting to the departed Peoria as soon as today. Nikolay Lemtyugov. Stuck in a clogged-up Pittsburgh system, he hopes to crack through with the Blues. Filewich, a 6’2, 208-pound native of Kelowna, British Columbia, was the Penguins’ third pick (70th overall) in 2003. A big scorer in junior (121 goals in 321 career WHL games) and in the AHL (30 goals with Wilkes-Barre/Scranton in 2006-07), the 25-year-old is a good skater and plays a physical game. In 19 games with W-B/S this year, Filewich is 2-2-4 with one PPG, an even plus-minus, and six minutes in penalty time. He made his NHL debut last year with Pittsburgh, going pointless with a minus-2 mark in five games. Of the three returnees to Peoria, Paddock had spent the most time this season with the Blues. Called up on Nov. 14, the 194-pound six-footer scored his first NHL goal in his debut that night against the Blackhawks. In 15 games with the Blues over the last month, Paddock has two goals, an assist, no penalty minutes, and a minus-4. The 25-year-old Vancouver native was a model of consistency, going plus-1 in two games, minus-1 in five, and was even in the remaining eight games. Bishop has been up and down between Peoria and St. Louis a couple of times already this year, and has played 226 minutes in five appearances with the Blues. Overall, Bishop is 1-1-1 in the NHL, with a respectable 3.19 GAA and 89.0% save percentage. He and Marek Schwarz shared a shutout of the Florida Panthers on Oct. 25, a game that Bishop started but left with a groin injury. With the Rivermen, Big Ben is 8-7-0 in 15 games, with a 3.00 GAA and 89.4% save percentage. First-year pro Junland played one game with the Blues, (Continued on page 21) G AME T IME Page 21 Selected in the first round (16th overall) of the 2007 NHL Entry Draft by Minnesota, Gillies is an excellent skater that can use his size effectively to be a strong presence in front of the opposition’s net. Like his Hall of Fame uncle, Gillies plays a rugged physical game and marries that with an ability to score key goals when his team needs them. By Brian Weidler Colton Gillies Shoots: Left Height: 6' 4 Weight: 189 Birthdate: February 12, 1989 Birthplace: White Rock, B.C., Canada Thirty years ago, Clark Gillies made a name for himself as a big, physical, grinding winger who could also chip in a big goal when needed. Gillies was an integral part of the New York Islander dynasty that won four Stanley Cups, and in a new era, nephew Colton Gillies hopes to carry on the family tradition in “The State Of Hockey” with the Wild. In his draft year of 2006-07, Gillies was rated a potential top ten selection by various scouting services even though he managed only 13-17-30 totals and a minus-20 with 148 PIM in 65 games for Saskatoon (WHL). the following season, Gillies upped his goal total to 24 (14 power play goals), and signed with Minnesota in March of 2007, finishing the season in Houston (AHL) with 1-7-8 totals in 11 games. In 14 games with the Wild this season, Gillies is 0-3-3 with a minus-1 mark and six minutes in penalty time. We Dare You To Find Better Prospect Info. That’s Right, Dare You. St. Louis Game Time Tomorrow’s Blues (continued) (Continued from page 20) Thursday’s 4-2 loss to the Washington Capitals, in which he scored no points in 12:28 of ice time, and picked up a thirdperiod tripping penalty. With Peoria, Junland has six goals (4 PPG, 2 SHG) and 13 points in 22 games, with 12 minutes in penalty time and a plus-2 mark. His 13 points lead all Rivermen blueliners, and rank him 23rd in the AHL in defenseman scoring. Paddock and Junland both played Friday night in Peoria’s 2-1 home loss to the Iowa Chops. Neither player scored or chipped in an assist, Paddock picked up a pair of slashing minors, and Junland was on the ice for Iowa’s game-winning goal at 7:58 of the third period. Chris Holt made his fourth consecutive start in goal for Peoria, and stopped 27 of 29 shots in a losing effort. Holt is 2-2-0 in that span, with a 1.26 GAA, a 94.4% save percentage, and a shutout of the Rochester Americans on Dec. 12. For the season, Holt is 4-2-0 with a 1.51 GAA and a 93.4% save percentage, the best numbers in the Blues' prospect goaltending stable this year by a wide margin. Next time in ‘Tomorrow’s Blues,’ we’ll take a more in-depth look at the Blues’ history with scoring talent on the minor-league clubs, and also review the seasons to date of the six Blues’ prospects who will be appearing in the U-20 World Junior Championships beginning Dec. 26. Don’t miss it, and remember... “if we do not prepare for ourselves the role of the hammer, there will be nothing left but that of the anvil.” Auf wiedersehen. Volume 4, Issue 16 December 20, 2008 Page 22 Remember Me? Pettersson made a name for himself as a smooth stickhandler with an ugly helmet. During his rookie season, he fell for the Snipe Hunt trick and even believed he was being arrested and prosecuted for illegally hunting snipes. Jorgen Pettersson Born July 11, 1956 Played for the Blues 1980-85 Jorgen Pettersson played for six seasons in the Swedish Elite League before he was convinced to give the North American game a try. To seal the deal, Blues general manager Emile Francis traveled to Stockholm to make sure that Pettersson was the real deal and to convince him to come to St. Louis, which he did before the 1980-81 season. Pettersson was told by doubters back home that he would only last one season in the NHL before returning home to the style of play he was used to. Those predictions missed the mark. In 62 games he scored 73 points, a record for first year players in St. Louis. He clicked immediately with linemates Blake Dunlop and Joe Mullen. He also spent some time playing with Brian Sutter and Bernie Federko. Known as “The Handsome Swede,” By Brad Lee & Chris Gift After five seasons in St. Louis, Pettersson was traded to Hartford who’s GM had a soft spot for the Swede. It was Francis. Pettersson would go on to play one season in Hartford, one for Washington and then decided to return home to Sweden where he would play four more seasons before retiring in 1990-91. During his NHL career, he played in 435 games and scored 174 goals and 192 assists for a total of 366 points. In 2002 the Frolunda Hockey Club retired four numbers, including Pettersson’s No. 19 that he wore during two stints with the team. He still lives in Sweden and plays hockey with several retired Frolunda players. Home of the Phony Tough and the Crazy Brave. www.stlouisgametime.com You Wanna Know How I Know… That You’re A Wild Fan? • Always talking about eating bean and rye and going to drink some beer and eat nacho while you talk about the four new tire you put on your truck. • You won’t be fully thawed until July. • You consider ice-fishing a sport of some sort. • Land of 10,000 lakes and you’ve pissed in all of ‘em. • You wash your truck with a North Stars jersey. • Can’t believe that people think the dialogue in the movie “Fargo” is funny at all. Yah. • Really believe that those yokels in St. Paul are envious of you yokels in Minneapolis. • I heard your tire chains coming down the street for four blocks. That and all the “yah-hoos!” gave you away. • Sweet “Walz” jersey. Yah. G AME T IME Page 23 2 009 8 0 0 ffle Th e 2 u h S e Skat y k c u L er Track Finishing Point Times Occurred This Year / Percentage Puck finishes in same skate as starting point. 12 / 80.0% Puck finishes in skate one place lower than start point. 3 / 20.0% Puck finishes in skate one place higher than start point. 0 / 0.0% “How much can you know about yourself if you’ve never been in a fight?” St. Louis Game Time www.stlouisgametime.com Game Time Gear Top 11 Ways That Derek Boogaard Spends His Day 11. 10. 9. Time to get your gear. Any color. Any size. Represent. StLouisGameTime.com 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Remembering how to ties his shoes. Using his head to keep his neighbor’s car jacked up while they rotate the tires. Telling people he studies molecular biology. Actually studying the alphabet. Eating a whole live cow. Fleeing the torch-toting townspeople. Using boltcutters to trim his toenails. Looking at some property down under a bridge. Getting ‘L’ tattooed on his left hand. Trying to get his fist unstuck from the jar of jellybeans. Using his body to count all the way up to 21. Muttering, ‘Boogie bring hockey stick with Boogie on ice, Boogie brink hockey stick with Boogie on ice…” From the 12 Fluid Ounces of Gallagher’s Brain Volume 4, Issue 16 December 20, 2008 Page 24 NHL Standings—We Could Use A Win Eastern Conference ATLANTIC GP W L OTL PTS GF GA PP% PK% HOME AWAY NY Rangers 35 22 11 2 46 94 91 14.8 90.4 12-6-1 10-5-1 6-4-0 Philadelphia 31 17 8 6 40 107 96 26.6 83.6 10-4-3 6-2-2 9 7-4-3 L10 New Jersey 30 18 3 39 96 80 14.9 79.7 10-5-1 8-4-2 7-2-1 Pittsburgh 31 17 10 4 38 106 90 19.3 81.9 8-4-2 9-6-2 4-5-1 NY Islanders 32 10 19 3 23 81 119 18.8 80.1 5-8-2 5-11-1 1-8-1 NORTHEAST GP W L GA PP% PK% HOME AWAY L10 Boston 31 22 5 4 48 114 72 27.0 81.4 12-1-1 10-4-3 9 OTL PTS GF 8-2-0 Montreal 31 17 5 39 92 80 13.7 81.6 10-4-3 7-5-2 5-4-1 Buffalo 32 16 13 3 35 91 90 18.3 88.4 9-8-1 7-5-2 5-5-0 Toronto 31 12 13 6 30 94 109 20.7 75.2 6-5-4 6-8-2 5-4-1 Ottawa 30 11 14 5 27 68 83.6 8-6-3 3-8-2 4-5-1 SOUTHEAST GP W GA PP% PK% HOME AWAY L10 Washington 33 20 10 3 43 107 95 23.2 80.2 13-1-1 7-9-2 7-3-0 Carolina 32 15 12 5 35 83 95 14.5 79.5 9-8-1 6-4-4 4-3-3 Florida 31 14 13 4 32 76 85 14.3 82.0 6-4-2 8-9-2 6-2-2 Atlanta 31 10 17 4 24 91 Tampa Bay 31 9 23 69 7 L 15 OTL PTS GF 79 16.7 114 19.4 71.5 5-8-2 5-9-2 2-6-2 80.5 3-6-6 4-9-3 1-7-2 GA PP% PK% HOME AWAY L10 97 13.9 Western Conference CENTRAL GP W L Detroit 31 21 6 4 46 113 93 27.3 80.2 10-3-2 11-3-2 7-3-0 Chicago 30 17 6 7 41 111 81 24.0 83.9 10-1-4 7-5-3 7-2-1 Nashville 31 15 13 3 33 83 92 13.4 81.3 7-9-2 5-4-1 Columbus 32 14 14 4 32 89 98 10.3 79.9 10-5-1 4-9-3 5-4-1 St.Louis 31 12 16 3 27 89 7-6-2 5-10-1 3-6-1 NORTHWEST GP W GA PP% PK% HOME AWAY L10 Calgary 33 18 11 4 40 97 99 18.7 85.5 9-4-3 9-7-1 5-2-3 Vancouver 32 18 11 3 39 98 83 18.6 83.1 9-3-1 9-8-2 4-5-1 Minnesota 31 16 13 2 34 82 70 23.8 88.7 9-6-2 7-7-0 3-6-1 Colorado 32 16 15 1 33 88 93 15.7 80.2 8-6-0 8-9-1 6-3-1 Edmonton 31 14 14 3 31 83 96 18.3 73.5 4-5-3 10-9-0 5-4-1 PACIFIC GP W L GA PP% PK% HOME AWAY L10 San Jose 32 25 4 L OTL PTS GF OTL PTS GF OTL PTS GF 106 22.5 81.0 8-4-1 3 53 113 78 21.9 85.6 16-0-2 9-4-1 7-1-2 Anaheim 33 18 12 3 39 94 90 18.9 81.5 10-7-2 8-5-1 6-4-0 Phoenix 32 15 13 4 34 84 91 14.4 81.7 10-4-2 5-9-2 5-3-2 Los Angeles 32 13 13 6 32 83 92 19.0 82.7 10-6-6 3-7-0 3-4-3 Dallas 31 13 14 4 30 86 77.5 6-9-1 6-4-0 108 13.8 7-5-3 Like Holding A Little Piece Of Punk Rock In Your Hand. St. Louis Game Time G AME T IME Page 25 St. Louis Blues Schedule and Results October January (continued) DATE Oct Oct Oct Oct Oct Oct Oct Oct Oct 10 11 13 16 18 22 24 25 30 Fri Sat Mon Thu Sat Wed Fri Sat Thu WINNING/LOSING OPPONENT SCORE RECORD GOALIE Predators 5-2 1-0-0 Legace/Ellis @Islanders 2-5 1-1-0 MacDonald/Mason @Maple Leafs 5-4 SO 2-1-0 Legace/Toskala Stars 6-1 3-1-0 Legace/Turco Blackhaw ks 4-3 SO 4-1-0 Legace/Khabibulin Red Wings 3-4 4-2-0 Conklin/Legace Kings 0-4 4-3-0 LaBarbera/Legace Panthers 4-0 5-3-0 Bishop/Anderson Hurricanes 0-1 5-4-0 Ward/Mason Novem ber Decem ber Dec Dec Dec Dec Dec Dec Dec Dec Dec Dec Dec Dec Dec Dec Dec 3 5 6 8 10 11 13 16 18 20 21 23 27 28 30 Wed Fri Sat Mon Wed Thu Sat Tue Thu Sat Sun Tue Sat Sun Tue Jan Jan Jan Jan Jan Jan 2 3 9 11 13 15 OPPONENT SCORE RECORD @Wild Flames Coyotes Predators @Ducks @Kings @Sharks Flames @Capitals Wild Bruins @Red Wings Sharks Ducks Devils 0-4 3-4 OT 4-3 6-3 2-4 2-6 4-5 3-6 2-4 OPPONENT Fri Sat Fri Sun Tue Thu 17 19 21 24 25 29 31 Sat Mon Wed Sat Sun Thu Sat SCORE RECORD WINNING/LOSING GOALIE Blackhaw ks @Bruins @Blackhaw ks All-Star Skills/Young Stars Game All-Star Game Senators Flyers DATE Feb Feb Feb Feb Feb Feb Feb Feb Feb Feb Feb Feb Feb Feb OPPONENT 2 3 5 7 10 12 13 16 18 19 21 24 26 28 Mon Tue Thu Sat Tue Thu Fri Mon Wed Thu Sat Tue Thu Sat SCORE RECORD WINNING/LOSING GOALIE SCORE RECORD WINNING/LOSING GOALIE SCORE RECORD WINNING/LOSING GOALIE @Red Wings @Blue Jackets Oilers Avalanche Canucks @Predators Blackhaw ks Rangers @Blue Jackets @Predators Predators Coyotes @Stars @Coyotes March January DATE Jan Jan Jan Jan Jan Jan Jan OPPONENT February WINNING/LOSING DATE OPPONENT SCORE RECORD GOALIE Nov 1 Sat Penguins 3-6 5-5-0 Fleury/Mason Nov 5 Wed @Ducks 2-5 5-6-0 Giguere/Mason Nov 6 Thu @Sharks 4-5 SO 5-6-1 Nabokov/Bishop Nov 8 Sat @Kings 3-5 5-7-1 Ersberg/Legace Nov 12 Wed @Sabres 3-4 5-8-1 Miller/Mason Nov 14 Fri @Blackhaw ks 4-3 OT 6-8-1 Legace/Khabibulin Nov 16 Sun Canadiens 2-3 SO 6-8-2 Price/Legace Nov 21 Fri Ducks 3-2 OT 7-8-2 Legace/Giguere Nov 22 Sat @Wild 2-1 8-8-2 Mason/Backstrom Nov 25 Tue @Predators 1-0 SO 9-8-2 Mason/Ellis Nov 26 Wed @Avalanche 1-3 9-9-2 Budaj/Legace Nov 29 Sat Oilers 2-4 9-10-2 Roloson/Legace Nov 30 Sun @Thrashers 4-2 10-10-2 Mason/Pavelec DATE DATE @Hurricanes Blue Jackets @Canucks @Oilers @Flames Avalanche 10-11-2 10-11-3 11-11-3 12-11-3 12-12-3 12-13-3 12-14-3 12-15-3 12-16-3 WINNING/LOSING GOALIE Backstrom/Legace Kipprusoff/Mason Legace/Bryzgalov Legace/Rinne Giguere/Mason Ersberg/Mason Nabokov/Mason Kipprusoff/Mason Varlamov/Bishop DATE Mar Mar Mar Mar Mar Mar Mar Mar Mar Mar Mar Mar Mar Mar April WINNING/LOSING DATE SCORE RECORD GOALIE Apr Apr Apr Apr Apr Apr OPPONENT 3 6 7 10 12 14 15 17 19 20 24 26 28 29 Tue Fri Sat Tue Thu Sat Sun Tue Thu Fri Tue Thu Sat Sun Red Wings @Lightning @Panthers Stars Sharks Red Wings Wild @Oilers @Canucks @Flames Kings Canucks Blue Jackets @Blue Jackets OPPONENT 1 2 4 7 10 12 Wed Thu Sat Tue Fri Sun @Blackhaw ks @Red Wings @Stars @Coyotes Blue Jackets @Avalanche Volume 4, Issue 16 December 20, 2008 Page 26 Hoping For A Wild One (continued) (Continued from page 1) Midwest immediately after the loss in Washington. “We have to play perfect hockey. We were good, but we weren’t perfect and good won’t cut it in this game.” Put those lines through the GM Translator 2000EZ and this is what Murray was really saying: “If we allow more than a goal or two, we have no chance to win. We’re lucky to get the puck into the offensive zone without turning it over. We don’t have a very good power play. Don’t talk to me about playing at even strength. Our goaltending hasn’t been good enough to dominate a game and steal a victory. I have no idea who’s going to play on a line after the first faceoff. And if I keep talking about having to play perfect and saying we played well, maybe people will forget how we didn’t have a chance tonight.” What these injuries really means is that Andy Murray’s going to get a mulligan on this season. Toe Blake couldn’t coax winning hockey out of this collection of players. The worst part for fans is that with the injury problems, it seems likely we won’t see what this team was capable of. In the early weeks of the season there was potential. The power play was red hot, the youngsters were showing extreme promise; the veterans were leading the way. All that is gone, drowned in the whirlpool of the training room, suffocated by walking casts and athletic tape. The Blues made a few roster moves Friday. The Swedish Junland won’t be seeing his second NHL game soon as he also hopped the Peoria Shuttle with Bishop and Cam Paddock. They traded for Jonathan Filewich, a minor league forward from the Penguins organization. He will report to Peoria, replacing some Russian dude who fled back to the Motherland because he missed his borsht and strong vodka, apparently. Well that and the fact that he never got a sniff of the NHL while Winchester is seeing power play time. OK, I can see that. The Wild in town tonight is only the tip of the iceberg when it comes to how difficult the schedule appears in the near term for the last place in the Western Conference Blues. The red hot Bruins come calling Sunday. Then the Blues play at Detroit before hosting the Sharks, Ducks and Devils. It’s conceivable the Blues could have a 10-game losing streak as we change the calendar to 2009. Joy to the world! What does Davidson mean by “good won’t cut it”? Let’s run it through the GM Translator 2000EZ. The Wild skated last night on home ice and enjoyed a 4-1 win over the hapless New York Islanders. Minnesota is 3-6-1 in its last 10 games. The Wild suffered through a five-game losing streak of their own before an overtime loss to the Flames Wednesday and then the win from the charitable Islanders. With a record of 16-13-2, the Wild are falling behind in the Northwest Division race with Calgary and Vancouver leading them in the standings. In the self-proclaimed State of Hockey, tensions are running high. In the last meeting between St. Louis and Minnesota, the Wild were coming off one of their worst defensive performances in recent team history with a 6-5 loss to Colorado. They placed an obvious emphasis on defense and shut the Blues out 4-0. That wasn’t very indicative of how the Wild were playing at the time – they lost their next five games. So the Wild are probably licking their chops with another chance at the Blues. Captain Mikko Koivu has assumed the mantle of “Best Minnesota Wild Player” from the oft-injured, much maligned with trade rumors Marian Gaborik. Koivu, at one time a shootout specialist and little more, has 32 points in 31 games played. His 11 goals and 21 assists lead the Wild in both scoring categories. He’s scored one goal and two assists in his last five games. For Minnesota to be competitive, Koivu will have to keep his scoring at nearly a point a game pace. Gaborik scored a goal and an assist last night in his first game after missing 27 with a lower body injury, allegedly a yeast infection. So far this season Gaborik has been healthy enough to skate in four games. He has two goals and an assist. An unrestricted free agent after the season, the 26 year old Slovak has balked at signing an extension with Minnesota and seems to want to test the open market. With the economy continuing to do a nose dive and his health a constant question, he might want to reconsider that game plan. Antti Miettinen has a difficult name to spell. Good thing for him he’s on pace to have a career year. His 23 points puts him on pace to out perform his 34-point output last season. In his fifth season in the league, the 28-yearold Finn is emerging as a scoring threat on a team lacking in consistent scoring threats. Andrew Brunette is the only player besides Koivu who has double digits in goals and assists on the season. At age 35, he’s definitely on the downward slope, but he likes to play St. Louis. In 37 career games against the Blues he’s scored six goals and 20 assists. Owen Nolan is still in the league. Who knew? Niklas Backstrom has tremendous numbers, but any goaltender behind this defense-first team would. He probably can’t wait to see the Blues again giving him one of his three shutouts on the season. The Wild are a tough team, even when they’re struggling. The Blues really need a win tonight during a difficult part of the schedule. If they get blown out of the building tonight, look out. You never know where this team could land when the fall ends. That’s’ about as optimistic as I can be. Let’s Go Blues! G AME T IME Page 27 Game Time Bingo! Someone in your Cotton Eyed Joe guy section vehemently wearing his jersey with Jay McKee’s name and dislikes Eric TJ Oshie’s number. Brewer. A goal is scored in the first two minutes of any period. Someone in your section never stops playing with their phone. Red Berenson Cowboy reveling in success of Operation Table Move 2008. We Want Blizzards still not as good as We Want Tacos. Cam Janssen shows us his tits. Another $200 stick breaks at the worst possible time. Starting to worry about Manny Legace again. Still not motivated enough to vote for the All-Star game. The Maple Leafs twins helping you forget Stempniak. Sorta. Mite game ends in a tie. Sec. 307 really Yan Stastny playing Dancing Kid needs like Dan Hinote to expand his wants to see used to play. repertoire. Towel Boy jump. Angelllla can’t decide whether she’d rather be picked on by GT or left out of GT. Fight! Someone gets their copy of GT on the Jumbotron. Hear at least two ‘Slap Shot’ references. Colaiacovo making Patrik Berglund Air Horn Guy kinda that No. 28 look better than Matt gets another point. fucking it up. Walker did. Fight! Fight! Barret Jackman builds on his defenseleading 8 points. Tkachuk works on shaking off the ‘Mr. October’ tag. You love Boyes. Not that there’s anything wrong with that. Get five in a row in any direction and you win! From The Editor (continued) (Continued from page 2) always made sure that his team drafted at least one goalie from the QMJHL every single draft year. Not in the first or second round necessarily, but at least one a year. Those kids, the reasoning went, play in a very offense-oriented league and see lots of shots every game. They also usually play against a lot of the premier snipers in the junior ranks. It hardens them. It makes them more prepared for type of shelling they’ll see in the NHL. Seems like solid advice to me. It’s so hard to determine the quality of a goalie when he’s 18, so you just grab a bunch of them. Mass quantities increases the odds you’ll get a couple of quality when you need them. Look at our future Blues teams: Patrik Berglund, Lars Eller, TJ Oshie, Aaron Palushaj, Son of McRae, David Perron, Erik Johnson, Alex Pietrangelo, Ian Cole, Jonas Junland and so many others that have the opportunity in front of them. Are you totally confident that Ben Bishop or Marek Schwarz can step up and be the right final piece to that puzzle? I don’t know that I am. I wonder if the Blues are. -Sean “goalies are like beer: it’s hardly ever a problem to have too many good ones” Gallagher St. Louis Game Time Giving You What You Want Since 2005.