NRR January/February 2014
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NRR January/February 2014
FREE Serving Washington, Idaho, Montana, Wyoming, So. Dakota, B. C. and Alberta Take one home! “Your Northern Rocky Mountain Riding Authority” Northern Rockies Rider Volume 2, Number 9 • January/February 2014 • A Continental Communications Publication • nrrider2@gmail.com • 406-498-3250 Riding in opposite corners of the country A departure away from snow and ice Appalachians, Smokys offer superb off-season opportunity By Cole Boehler We were at our big Annual Memorial Day Family Rendezvous, camping on our Jefferson River property in Montana. My younger brother, Mark, and his family had traveled from their five-year home, Charlotte, N.C., to join us. Sitting around the campfire, drinking a few beers, I said to him, “We’d like to come out and see your part of the country sometime.” His fine hospitality is legendary in family circles. He encouraged us to give the idea serious consideration. A beer later I asked, “How about this fall?” “Anytime,” he said. After another round or two, I said, “Okay, we’re coming in September or October.” Marilyn and I, after further consultation with See Appalachians, Page 2 Smoky Mountains offer awesome twisties with radical elevation changes, good pavement, light traffic and splendid autumn foliage, all wrapped up in one package. Excellent gravel route Spring Creek through Little Belt Mountains By Cole Boehler Mid-season, wife Marilyn and I had a hankering to get off the pavement and explore some good Montana mountain gravel. Friday morning we saddled up the Suzuki DL-1000 V-Strom with tank bag, soft panniers and textile tail bag, loaded our stuff and headed east out of Butte, Mont. on I-90. After 47 miles of four-lane, we grabbed a breakfast roll and good coffee at a bakery/deli at the junction of I-90 and Hwy. 287. Then we swung north to pound out the next 32 miles of traffic and the straight, boring two-lane of 287 to Townsend. East out of Townsend on Hwy. 12 is where the fun begins. This route can also be approached from the east on Hwy. 12 through Harlowton. At Townsend one leaves the Missouri River, running laterally across the valley for a ways before ascending and descending a series of big hills as you sweep toward Deep Creek, which drains this segment of the Big Belt Mountains. Deep Creek has long been a favorite for its light traffic and eight or so miles of curves as you wind your way up and They call it “Big Sky Country” for a reason. Views are distant and grand. through the canyon, timbered on both sides. We’ve not seen a lot of game in here, with the exception of an alleged bear my wife says she spotted from the pillion several years ago. (If I didn’t see it, it is alleged!) Traffic will be acceptably light and is mostly local, meaning it can be slow. The asphalt is rough in places though the curves are engineered with a constant Change service requested: 914 Holmes Ave., Butte, MT 59701 PRSRT STD U.S. POSTAGE PAID Permit No. 93 Livingston, MT radius. We tend to achieve some fun lean angles but most of the corners are blind so keep your binders covered. As Deep Creek peters out, you crest See Little Belt, Page 8 Bike rental experience was smo-o-o-the Young at heart or young in age, motorcycling lifestyle lives on Page 12 Page 20 Northern Rockies Rider - 2 January/February 2014 Appalachians from page 1 Mark, settled on Oct.11-22, just as the Appalachian fall foliage was hitting its color zenith. We knew Charlotte to be a beautiful and historical city so wanted to experience it, but, compulsively, we wanted to tour the region ... on a motorcycle. We flew to Atlanta (cheap, $278 round-trip) and rented a car to drive up to Charlotte where we spent a few days with Brother, his wife Lisa Caye and daughter Shiloh. It was wonderful. We toured Uptown Charlotte on Segues, even hit a blues club for the tremendous Robert Randolph and The Family Band (no one rocks and rolls a pedal steel like Mr. Randolph). Then we returned to the Atlanta area, Marietta, Ga., specifically, where we dropped the rental car and picked up our 2012 Yamaha FJR sport-tour rental ride at WOW Motorcycles (<Eaglerider.com/ Atlanta>). (See the related story on the fly/ rent/ride experience beginning on pg. 12.) into Georgia to Atlanta. With the aid of state highway maps and a packet of motorcycle-specific maps we acquired from America Rides Maps Honest, we hadn’t planned to ride the tail of the Dragon, but since we were there... The chained dragon at Deal’s Gap Motorcycle Resort. (see sidebar article beginning on pg. 14), we were ready to clear the Atlanta metro area and go find the rural mountain A very general depiction of the four-state route. We needed a machine that would perform reasonably well on seriously sporty roads, but would provide acceptable passenger accommodations for two, plus could handle seven-days worth of clothes and travel gear. The FJR, a bike we’re intimately familiar with, filled the bill with aplomb. It was comforting to not have to learn a new bike when in an entirely unfamiliar area, and one far more urbanized than we are accustomed to. The experience, the place: Our route over the next seven days was far too complex (haphazard?) to review in great detail, so we’ll cover the ride in more general terms than customary here. The ride consisted of a large loop with many smaller loops and zigs and zags incorporated. It was north out of Atlanta, in and all around the north-central part of Georgia, then further north into and through east Tennessee, then northeast into western North Carolina, then east, then south into western South Carolina and finally back riding we were hunting. We survived the freeway traffic out of Atlanta and within the hour had found two-lane. We spent the balance of the first day and a good deal of the second playing on the mind-blowing roadways in the Dahlonega area of north Georgia, zigging, zagging and looping about. Wow! We were impressed. Little did we know how much better it would get. We headed for more fine riding in east Tennessee. We found ourselves in the vicinity of Deals Gap and the infamous Tail of the Dragon. Honestly, we had not planned to ride it, but since we were there anyway... It was a Thursday morning and there had been some light drizzle so the surface was damp. We took it pretty easy. There were a few other bikes and some cages out cruising. We rode The Dragon northwest to the end, then out to Punkin Center where we got some barbecue, then rode it back to Deals Gap. Yep, that would be a fine sporting road when it has light traffic and is dry. But wife Marilyn and I agree that elsewhere we rode even better, longer sections with less traffic. You have to go root those out on your own. The tour included numerous sections of the Blue Ridge Parkway and the Cherohala Skyway. We were interested in running the enticing Little River Road bisecting the Great Smoky Mountains National Park, Knows Roads ➥ Knows the Best It was all about color, and blooming roses in mid-October pleased the eye. but reasoned the federal government shutdown had just concluded so the park had only recently re-opened, and the lone route through the park would likely be jammed with tourists, especially given the fall foliage coming into full splendor. So it was crossed off. All around these renowned routes we rode segments of rural two-lane, most of it acceptably smooth but narrow and with no shoulders. Much of it exhibited steep grades. We avoided more urban areas such as Chattanooga, Tenn., Asheville, N.C., and Greenville, S.C. We had enough trouble navigating smaller cities. It occurred to us that this region was being explored and settled 250 years ago. The villages, then towns, then cities grew up without the benefit of modern planning, as we know it. Instead, roads Myth buster: “You can never get enough of winding mountains roads through stunning fall colors.” were established along water courses, through canyons and hollers from village to village, dictated by mountain topographical features. Thus urban road See Appalachians, Page 3 ➥ ROADS You need both. GPS is terrific for telling you where you are . . . and where you’ve been. But what about “the best” way to get to where you’re going? The twistiest, most dramatic roads . . . the roads you brag to your buddies about! Butler Maps fills in where your GPS falls short. We show you every great road and rank them based on how good they are from a motorcyclist’s perspective. We also know that ending your ride in a neat town with a cold beer and hot meal is important so all of our maps have QR codes to hook you up with our recommendations. The next time you want to explore the best roads in America . . . don’t ask your GPS. www.butlermaps.com BUTLERMAPS butlermaps.com January/February 2014 Northern Rockies Rider - 3 Appalachians from page 2 systems often more resemble wheel spokes than a grid. Regional and urban signage can leave a lot to be desired. It may be non-existent to very confusing. GPS is helpful. We also relied to a lesser extent on the iPad for booking rooms, and finding some locations. That it was mostly cloudy and we were almost always socked in by trees meant we seldom had any accurate sense of direction and often had a mistaken sense of direction. Yet, 90 percent of the time, with the America rides maps, we were on track. One thing we observed, many residents do not know much about their own town and area. Directions given were sometimes erroneous, incomplete or incomprehensible. And their directions relied a lot on local landmarks and features: that church, mill, trestle, etc. Often when we asked locals about how to get to a certain road, they instead asked us where we were trying to get to. They could tell us how to get to places but not how to get to particular roads. Sometimes at a “T” the road to the left had a different name than the way to the right, and then signs might point west yet the route is designated “north.” One section of road might have one name at the beginning, a different name at the end, changing somewhere along the way. It’s a good thing we rode largely without any itinerary. The riding Our riding was so leisurely and spontaneous that at several junctions we actually flipped a coin to determine the direction we would head next. And The Blue Ridge Parkway presented incredible views and a first-class roadway but somewhat more traffic. wondered what had happened to the flying, helmeted individuals’ motorcycles! It then became apparent our presence had interrupted an extreme skateboarding video shoot. The cameraman’s scowl confirmed it as we slowly rolled through his shot. Tough luck, buddy. Traffic happens. Shoot it over. As we approached the conclusion of another day, we found a 20-mile piece of tarmac descending steeply from the Blue Ridge Parkway where speeds of 60 and 70 miles an hour could be attained, down to 35 or 40 in the sweepers where the edges of our boot soles would touch the surface. Some fellow in a yellow Mercedes – we figure a retired NASCAR driver – was really pushing it and we clung to him as he executed the correct racing lines while scorching his brakes. Fun, fun, fun! Police were never an issue, and we were glad we never found out how they feel about motorcycle tourists enjoying all that extra-legal entertainment. The conditions couple more with a tiny bit of drizzle and only one with significant rain, all quite acceptable, though the locals said they thought it was “cold.” Ha! Despite the heavy forest and undergrowth, we only saw deer once. We did spy a couple of ‘possum, a coon, turkeys, but that’s about it. Road surfaces were clean with the exception of wet leaves in places. We never had to dodge rocks or fallen tree limbs and sand wasn’t a problem. Climbing to the ridge tops often revealed splendid panoramas of rugged mountain ranges blanketed with multi-hued foliage: kelly to lime green, screaming yellow, flaming amber, blood red and deep plumb. Many streams and rivers have been damned over the decades, some as part of the Tennessee Valley Authority hydro electrification project, launched during to 250, mostly because the roads twist and turn relentlessly, and junctions and villages and towns are frequent. We found that in some stretches we wouldn’t get up into fourth gear, needing only second and third for brisk touring. Some intense segments and some days induced significant fatigue, with soreness in the arms, shoulders and middle of the back – constant steering tension. Paving quality was generally good, ranging from brand new to mildly choppy. Most roadway engineering was adequate with turns exhibiting constant radius, though more primitive sections could host the occasional surprise. Traffic was a minor factor, more so in north Georgia and, of course, near cities, but our constant quest for remote riding, coupled with it being the shoulder season, rewarded us with usually very light traffic volumes. The “culture” We like to stop in the late afternoon for a beverage break and to sample local “culture,” perhaps one or two hours before wrapping it up. Licensed establishments are very few to nonexistent. However, if the need to formally worship comes over you, churches are in most places scattered at roadside seemingly every three or four miles. (We were worshipping the whole time we were on the bike!) Residents were universally friendly and helpful. We found that with our first utterance, the question inevitably followed: “Where y’all from?” Geez, do we sound that much like Yankees? Apparently. Unfortunately, we can’t say that we found the dining to be noteworthy, with the exception of one barbecue joint and a Thai restaurant, both in Charlotte. In search of a memorable meal, we went to an “upscale” restaurant in Marietta our last night and I left three-fourths of the formless and tasteless fodder on the plate, $17 wasted. In our relentless search for remote, rural From above 5,000 feet, looking down on clouds in the canyons. back roads, we did ride through some “hillbilly” the Great Depression. Thus there are zones, but nothing worse than we’ve seen numerous small lakes and reservoirs that on some Indian reservations and remote add to the scenery and riding pleasure. See Appalachians, Page 11 Whereas in our usual Northern We started our days relatively late, 8:30 to 9:30 a.m. in order to allow it to warm up a little; due to space limitations we did not bring our heavy winter riding gear. Besides, we were on vacation! We usually stopped around dinner time, 5 to 6 p.m. A couple of nights it was well after dark by the time we checked into our motel. This time of year (third Out west we refer to these types of routes as “paved week of October) daylight logging roads.” We found many and missed plenty. was in the 7:30 a.m. to 6:30 p.m. range. The weather saw temps in the upper with such fine riding in virtually every Rockies summer riding environment we 30- to 70-degree register with a couple of direction, the coin did not lead us astray. cover 300 to 400 miles per day, in this days of clear skies, several with overcast, a part of the country a good day is 200 In fact, one coin toss put us on the most remarkable segment of the trip: a little 10-mile piece that featured one stretch of a very steep string of 15 pure switchbacks where making the curve was the virtual equal of a suburban street U-turn, with right turns being even tighter than left, of course. It was intense as we changed directions 180 degrees on the gas in first gear up a 20 percent grade, this on a fully loaded two-up sport-tourer with 1,050 GVW pounds. We were riding another particularly steep and remote section, uphill, when we spotted a person standing at the outside of a turn near the guardrail. We naturally slowed as we approached the blind curve. Suddenly three hurtling bodies flashed into view, strafing the corner on ... what? Skateboards? We had a couple of sunny days but most were overcast to a degree; only one was rainy. Yes, for a confused instant we Northern Rockies Rider - 4 Editorial Opinion January/February 2014 Recession behind, motorcycling now entering new ‘golden era’ Opinion by Cole Boehler The year 2013 wasn’t the best for the motorcycle industry, but it sure was better than 2012, 2011, 2010, 2009 and 2008! New bike sales are up and manufacturers are once again making substantial investments in new models, and current-model upgrades. There are probably more machines for the rider to choose from than at any time in motorcycle history. The big news for 2013 was the roll-out of the new Indian motorcycle brand. In just two years, Polaris Industries engineered and built a clean-sheet machine that is getting rave reviews and appears poised to give Harley-Davidson a real run for its money. Competition is good. For years the folks at H-D were largely resting on “heritage” and “tradition” when it came to engineering and technology. It is clear the company understands that strategy will no longer suffice in head-to-head battles with upstart competition, coming from both Indian and Victory. “Project Rushmore” is a heralded H-D campaign to bring the company’s machines into the 21st century through innovation and application of modern and sophisticated design. The company even unveiled two new entry-level scoots, a progressive 500 and 750 with aggressive price-points. We expect a lot more in the next several years. In Europe, and maybe the world, BMW is now acknowledged as the leader in innovation and advanced engineering. They weren’t fazed by The Great Recession, exhibiting continually escalating sales and new model introductions. This is from what was once a stodgy company that used the same cultish engine architecture for 70 or 80 years (sound familiar?). They broke out of their selfimposed “air-head boxer” box back in the mid and late 1980s by introducing innovative, if not wildly successful, three and four-cylinder models. Eventually they got it right and now, along with the traditional opposed twin (with water cooling in 2013), offer singles, parallel twins, in-line fours and even an in-line six. BMW is recognized for producing the best sport bike in the world, the S1000RR, and now a naked streetfighter iteration, the S1000R. They also build the best sport-tourer on the road, the K1600GT gran tourismo, along with an “L” luxury version and a new “Sport” edition. And they just unveiled a naked “boxer,” the R nineT. They are on a real roll. Other European brands continue to build sales by broadening the model line-up. Ducati just rolled out their newfrom-the-ground-up Monster 1200 hooligan. The Duck Panigale truly rivals the BMW S1000RR for pure sport prowess, and a stripped down version, the “Streetfighter S,” was just rolled out. Ducati’s adventure/off-pavement excellence in its Hypermotard, Hyperstrada and Multistrada is widely recognized and highly respected. Even Austria’s KTM is fully onboard the innovation bandwagon, just releasing the uber potent 1290 Super Duke and Adventure while continuing to develop and produce street and off-road bikes of world renown. Other European marques – Moto Guzzi, MV Agusta, Aprillia, Cagiva, Triumph and more – are thriving and releasing new models at an encouraging clip. Even Royal Enfield in India brought out a new cafe bike, the Continental GT. The Japanese brands, battered by an unfavorable exchange rate, simmering economy and lackluster foreign sales, are starting to come out of the doldrums. Honda is creating new editions of some venerable machines: the Gold Wing-based F6B bagger and the stripped down Valkyrie; the NC700 series of eco-twins (great price-point and fuel economy), and a new 500 CC platform in triplet models that is the standard definition of entrylevel. The company’s retro CB1100 harks back to 1983 with 2013-era engineering. Honda continues to build great bikes of every genre including touring, adventure, sport-touring (just released a more sporty version of the ST, the CTX), off-road and scooters. Yamaha continues to update its line, inaugurating an in-line triple in an 850 CC street-fighter package (FZ-09) and an upgraded sporttour FJR with electronic suspension control. It’s daringly styled Star Bolt has been a hit in the light cruiser segment. The company is broadly diversified in off-road and other motorsports segments. Kawasaki has built a new lightweight sport-tour, the Z1000SX based on the Z1000 with hard panniers and other touring amenities. The company continues to build top-end sport, supersport, cruiser, adventure, dual-purpose and off-road bikes, ATVs and UTVs. Suzuki, also highly diversified in motorsports, but perhaps hardest hit of all by the recession, unleashed its all-new 1,000 CC V-Strom adventure bike. It has also climbed onto the bottom rung of the entry-level ladder with its all-new GW250. Keep your eye on the Koreans and Chinese. Yes, the recession slammed motorcycle manufacturers, but riders continued to ride, whether on trusty older steeds or new iron right off the floor. It is now clear the industry is recovering and heading into a new age of technological and engineering sophistication and innovation incorporated into the most diverse model line-up ever, yet with ample attention paid to price point. Sounds like the next “Golden Era” is upon us. Head down to the showroom, throw a leg over the saddle, make vroom-vroom noises, then convince the sales manager a demo ride is in order. But be prepared to swallow the hook. These modern bikes – and accessories – are so good they sell themselves. Northern Rockies Rider Published ten times annually - Jan./Feb., March-Oct., Nov./Dec. 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All rights reserved by the publisher January/February 2014 Personal column Opinion Northern Rockies Rider - 5 The past year produced some highly memorable rides By Cole Boehler Editor and Publisher Northern Rockies Rider Pend Oreille River, the east shore of We then headed west to play degrees at launch with temps hitting Coeur d’Alene Lake and the St. Joe in the Palouse Country of eastern near 70. River Road (with its brand new 12Washington (introducing this fine I’m still trying to loosen up the grin mile stretch of asphalt at the summit), riding region to the rest of the virgin muscles. Looking back, 2013 was a good some of the very best in the Northern crew). Then it was back to Kendrick, Now, we’re waiting for that first year in many respects, but was Rockies. Idaho, and up the White Pines mid-40s day with ice-free roads in exceptional We won’t Scenic Byway to St. Maries, then 2014... February? Surely by March... when it came soon forget the incredible St. Joe and back into This is the time of year we are to riding that tour and Montana. Hot, but an absolutely supposed to consider and appreciate motorcycles. forever will splendid tour! our blessings. I had many, many of Cole Boehler Personally, maintain a Marilyn and I got another overthem in 2013. Editor and Publisher I logged about sweet spot nighter in late September: The GoingAnd it’s the time when we make Northern Rockies Rider 9,000 miles in our hearts To-The-Sun Road through Glacier resolutions: playing on my for the National Park, the last weekend I resolve to ride even more in 2014. sport-tourer potent Duck, before the barriers went up. I resolve to get back to the and another a real back In mid-October, I enjoyed a full Beartooth Highway, Chief Joseph 2,000 on my road burner. day on a demo Street Glide, courtesy Scenic Byway and the Bighorn adventure bike. I even managed to Things began to pick up a little as Yellowstone H-D out of Bozeman/ Mountain routes of Wyoming, all of rack up 1,600 miles on a rental and we got into August. Belgrade. which were missed this year. 1,000 miles on demo bikes. On an early shake-down ride prior The year’s highlight (read about I resolve to ride in Canada My first ride of the season came on to our participation in the Big Sky it elsewhere in this edition) was an again, despite its loss as a bargain March 2 and the last was December “Into The Unknown” long-distance 11-day excursion (Oct. 11-22) to the destination. We must ride the 14 (this one is “cheating” since it endurance rally, I rode 829 Montana southeast where we spent seven Kootenay and Okanagon areas took place in Arizona, but I did ride in miles in one day on my ADV bike, a days riding 1,600 miles of northern of southern B.C., maybe over to Montana the day before Thanksgiving! personal one-day best. Why has it Georgia, eastern Tennessee, western Kamloops, Cache Creek, Lillooet It got into the upper 40s!). North Carolina and Pemberton, out to Whistler, ferry Marilyn and I had our share and western South across the water from Horseshoe Bay of solo rides and we also Carolina. This region to Nanaimo on the coast of Vancouver toured with friends on several has perhaps the finest Island, down to Victoria and over to occasions. riding in the U.S., that Ucluelet on the island west coast: I rode my two bikes but is if you like technical next stop west, Japan. also got to ride a BMW and relentless twisties. Perhaps we’ll return through the K1600GT, a Ducati Multistrada I can’t believe I’d San Jaun Islands, over the North “S” Touring, a Harleyever say this, but after Cascades Highway, reprise some Davidson Street Glide and, seven days we’d had favorite Washington and Idaho routes finally, an Indian Chieftain. enough curves! And as we head for home. Talk about diversity!... and fun! we found ourselves Maybe we’ll get around to finally We are usually confined to longing for an open filling our motorcycle bucket list: shorter local day-rides early view of some Big Sky. touring New Zealand and Australia for and late in the season since All fantastic! three weeks on a bike... daylight is relatively brief, and We found three Oh, and in 2015? Yes, Alaska and since early morning and late other opportunities back! evening temperatures can be in November for dayThat’s what New Years are for: freezing. But if the roads are rides, the last just a fulfilling delayed dreams. dry... half-day sprint the day May our fine readers have just Early-season days we before Thanksgiving. such a 2014. spend riding our favorite local The bikes were Cheers! routes, maybe 150, 200 or then stowed under Our crew coming down Idaho P1 Labor Day weekend. No incidents, just ***** 250 miles. As the days warm blankets snuggly in the pure fun. and lengthen, we might do a motorcycle bay of the Back in our September edition, 300- or 350-mile ride. taken 36 years of riding to achieve garage. I wrote a personal column about Sometimes in April or September, that hallmark? Funny thing is, I knew I did get one more very cool ride: making incredibly stupid errors and we see an exceptional weather I could have done 1,000 that day, but Dec. 14 I rode my wife’s cousin’s thus earning membership in The window and can get out for an overchose otherwise. Maybe in 2014? Indian Chieftain with just 400 miles Dumb Club. nighter or even a three- or four-day Shortly after, Marilyn and I took an on the odo. We had over 650 when One reader, wishing to remain tour. Generally, tours of four or more adventure tour that included about we got back. (Read our review of anonymous, later told me of his days are reserved for May-August. 80 miles of mountain gravel through the Chieftain in the coming March Dumb Club We have some great day-loops the Little Belt Range of north central initiation. out of our home in Butte in southwest Montana. This was just an overnighter He had a Montana: the Missouri Headwaters, but we still saw 650 lonesome miles new Harley Pintlar Scenic Loop, what we call “the of Montana roads and beauty. Sportster and Dillon Loop” and a few others. We Later in August we did another was leaving rode these in the early season and adventure ride, this time through the work with again at the season’s close. Centennial/Red Rocks River Valley several of Work kept us cooped up until June of southwestern Montana, near the the fellows when we took three days to ride what Idaho border. It doesn’t take an ADV standing we think of as “the Yakk and Kootenai bike to do this unpaved route. If you’re around. He Country figure-eight.” This, in our not a’feared of gravel, give this one thought he’d estimation, is the best paved backa shot: Lima, Mont., to Henry’s Lake, give them a country route in the state, one we’ve Idaho. Truly majestic country! bit of a show had the pleasure of experiencing at As the prime season began to wind so wound least eight or 10 times...and always down, we worked up a splendid fourit up and exciting. We rode this one with day expedition consisting of five bikes released the Marilyn’s cousin from Arizona. and seven folks, a pretty big posse by clutch. We didn’t get out on the road our standards. Riding the Indian Chieftain Dec. 14, last ride of the year and one to After seriously again until July when we Over the Labor Day Weekend remember. he picked rode about 1,400 miles round trip with our pack toured Montana’s Big Hole himself and the nexus being the upper Okanagon Valley, U.S. Hwy. 12 over Lolo Pass rashed bike up off the asphalt, he and Kettle Rivers country of northand down along the Lochsa River edition). It was surreal: riding a central Washington. Of that, 500 miles (where I paid a fun tax to the Idaho gleaming cruiser with 119 pounds-feet realized his error: he had left the padlock in the steering head lock. was completed on the Multistrada authorities). The next day it was over of torque in the mountain twisties of Welcome to The Dumb Club, demo bike. little County P1, one of my top three southern Arizona saguaro desert near Gene! On that trip we also got to ride the favorite routes in the region. Tucson to heights near 7,000 feet, 40 Northern Rockies Rider - 6 Opinion January/February 2014 When the bike is in hibernation, we need a diversion By Dottie Rankin NR Rider Columnist much. She looks wonderful sitting in the garage, but the sad fact is, she is sitting. Cold weather really is the Mother Then I thought, well I will create a of Invention for those of us who ride seasonal diversion for myself to help motorcycles. pass the long, cold winter days. After We are experts at finding ways all, I didn’t want to be subject to the to endure weather that is too cold to dreaded winter doldrums any longer ride. than necessary. To start with we need to get the Thanksgiving and Christmas bikes seemed, in weatherized theory, a good and ready diversion. to bed down Presents to Dottie Rankin for the buy, food to Gillette, Wyo. winter, then cook, gifts to Wyoming Correspondent we need wrap, house to do the to clean, same for company to ourselves. occupy... But Now I nothing – and I know that an independent, modern mean nothing – could get my mind off woman should be in charge of the fact that it was cold, icy and winter winterizing her own bike, but quite outside, which meant no riding. honestly, my part of winterizing the So I decided to talk – okay, motorcycles in our household consists complain; okay, whine – to hubby of “Honey, did you get the bikes about my winter attitude crisis. winterized yet?” He suggested reading, working It dawned on me that winterizing on college coursework, cleaning, the bike really wasn’t the issue; I was crocheting, cooking, lavishing having more trouble getting myself attention on him. ready to hang up the keys than I was As he droned on and on, I sat there preparing my bike for thinking, “Seriously a long winter slumber. honey?” We are Last winter an talking about diverting upcoming 4,000-mile attention from riding; motorcycle trip to the those things are not West Coast kept me going to work! occupied and kept my So I did what any head in the motorcycle one would do who is game. However this facing a few months winter there is no such of not riding. I got a diversion. puppy! I thought it was I have already brilliant and insightful. checked all my Hubby thought ... well favorite websites for “brilliant” is not the women who ride, word he used. Buggs The Biker Dog (version 1.1). learning all about the Buggs is his name latest gear, makeup, and he is an adorable, apparel, apps for cell phones that absolutely amazing black bundle of assist traveling women, and any other energy. I have a new winter project: tidbit of information that I could glean whip Buggs the Biker Dog into shape! from reading. Little did I know the can of wiggling I refreshed my techniques puppies I would be opening up trying knowledge, safety hints and tips but to get Buggs road-ready. I still could feel the gnawing growl of I talked to Jesse Lane of Biker PMS (parked motorcycle syndrome). Dogs Motorcycle Club, which seemed I could only clean, polish and a good starting point to learn about accessorize my beloved Glitter so the world of biker dogs. This guy is serious about taking his furry friend on the road. Lane told me that the club is 2,000 strong with canine and human members in 10 countries. He said they don’t have chapters, they have packs; they don’t have club prospects, they have pawspects; and they aren’t an outlaw club, they are an outpaw club. Cute. Earl and Missy The Biker Dog (version 1.0), both They are defending the seasoned riders. rights of humans and the dogs that own them, to ride. the dog needs to be as safe and The club sponsors a Howlister Run, comfortable as we are. We carry they have a Canine Independence food and water and bowls, a favorite Day and a “Barklaration of blanket and toy, leash and a sweater. Independence.” That is dedication to We make sure the carrier is tightly the four legged companions we ride strapped down and our biker dogs are with! as safe as we can make them. He ended the conversation with, The next thing to consider is the “We are the Furry Few. Arf!” difference between the two dogs. Outfitting Buggs turned out to be Missy is a seasoned, slightly easier than I expected and a lot more grouchy, mostly laid back rider. fun. There are dozens and dozens Biker Buggs is a wiggly, energetic, of stores, websites and catalogs that ornery puppy. help to prepare your pampered pooch He is a ball of fire that can chase for life on the road. his tail endlessly. He can get so I can choose from many options. wrapped up in what he is doing that There are doggles (yes, dog goggles), he falls off the couch not once but helmets, vests, leg warmers, coats, three or four times, yet is still up for a sweaters, tank carriers, carriers for game of hide and seek with his sissy the passenger seat, and carriers to Missy. make poochie comfortable in the side He can dart behind the couch, car. under the end tables and before I can There are collars, leashes, chairs, catch him he has half my crocheting umbrellas, skateboards, toys... If you project unraveled and in the kitchen. can buy it for you, you can probably Why do I think I can keep him buy it for your biker dog. contained on the back of my bike? Don’t get me wrong. I am not Because if he is related to me (and taking lightly the responsibilities he is) he will love riding a motorcycle associated with bringing my beloved as much as I do. pet along on my motorcycle. Riding I am looking forward to this a motorcycle can be a challenging adventure and plan to keep on endeavor on its own. Add a dog to the researching the newest, latest, mix and challenges are bigger and greatest dog accessories and safety wigglier. tips. That should keep me busy until We are not new to taking a pet the weather is more agreeable to along. We have an older Pomeranian riding. who is a seasoned rider and loves the Editor’s note: When we’re open road. She has accompanied us icebound, we put on the boots, on long and short rides. We put her in jackets, gloves and helmets, then sit a well-ventilated, hard carrier on the in chairs, hers behind mine. We play back of hubby’s bike. Generally she is some video of twisty roads, then lean an attention magnet. in unison one way, then the other as Biker Buggs would be set up on the horizon on the television screen the back of my bike in similar fashion. shifts and tilts. Making vroom-vroom We need to remain conscious that noises is optional. Old School Nothing is under control; never was, never will be By Steve Kelley NR Rider Columnist quote. As we are diving into 2014, everybody is freaked out. The country Henry David Thoreau said the is in turmoil, the government is majority of men live their lives in quiet broke, the ice cap is melting, the sky desperation. is falling, This was the sky is the caption falling... on a poster Well picturing my Steve “Big Daddy” Kelley guess first band what, all NR Rider Columnist manager, who you Henny had a habit Pennys, of twirling his nothing handlebar is under mustache as he pondered a problem. control, so don’t worry. It never has The look in his eyes confirmed the been and it never will be. Old School teaching says adapt and improvise, i.e. if life gives you lemons, make lemonade. Bikers, as a rule, embrace this concept. That is why we are “free.” Free from the bullshit that rules so many people’s lives. Security is a full tank and good tires, not a health plan and a 401K. We are driven by adventure, not money. Motorcycles are dangerous by nature, and that’s an acceptable risk given the monumentally positive effect riding them has on our lives. Personally, I think every day is a gift, and I do not want to waste my remaining days fretting the small stuff. I have been self-employed all my life, like a lot of Montanans. It’s a hunter-gatherer sort of life, good times and bad, but the challenges teach a valuable lesson – you must believe in yourself. Failure is not an option, so get it done. All of my biker friends are of like mind. It’s a common thread that binds us as brothers and sisters. As I ring in the New Year, I will remember all who have passed on with a toast to their lives, and honor them by living mine to the fullest. Ride hard, ride fast, refuel, and repeat. January/February 2014 Opinion Northern Rockies Rider - 7 An essay... ‘Brotherhood’ means love, respect, loyalty...and it goes both ways By Ralph “Teach” Elrod For Northern Rockies Rider his helping hand to many more who wanted to get into the motorcycle lifestyle. For 41 years Cz had always been there for me and the Barons M.C., The word “brotherhood” seems to get thrown not to mention his customers and his many, many about a lot these days. friends. It’s not unusual to be called “bro” or “brother” by Over the years, the thousands of side-by-side someone you just met. Who are these people? miles put on our bikes, and the adventures that go Groups who spend time hand-in-hand with those miles, together in pursuit of common produces an understanding goals in which they must and love that I can only depend on each other, often understand and explain as form true brotherhoods. Groups “brotherhood.” like combat teams, firemen, law Kenny Means, founder of enforcement and motorcycle the Righteous Ones M.C., clubs are obvious examples that once said to me, “Caezar is come to mind. one guy who has never hurt Outside of that circle of anyone.” That fact, combined “brothers” will often be a circle with Cz being a world traveler, of friends who want to be part had led to him being a collector of that brotherhood and in the of everything, including peripherals, they sometimes women. There is more than are. one tattoo that says “Caezar’s The dictionary defines Girl.” Women seem to know Ralph “Teach” Elrod, President of the Salt brotherhood as “an association how he feels about them; the Lake City Barons MC, retired, and author of respect and love seem to flow of men united in a common “Kickstart: Memories of an Outlaw Biker.” interest, work or creed.” I think both ways. in our motorcycle context, that Last December Caezar definition doesn’t go far enough. returned from Europe with a cough that turned out “Brotherhood” is also a combination of Love, to be the first sign of melanoma cancer. Respect and Loyalty, plus a feeling of protection for I watched as his sister, Judy, and her adult your brothers that naturally grows stronger as the daughter, Monica, moved back to Salt Lake City years of being so close add up. to help. Club brothers, old customers and friends Since “brotherhood” is an emotion or feeling, it (both male and female), all started to show up to is hard to define. offer help of any kind. The love that is brotherhood Using my brother, Caezar, as an example, I can was showing itself. show you some anecdotal knowledge. Judy, Monica and Jeff, the nurse, were all As a young man, Caezar joined the Barons amazed at the huge outpouring of love they Motorcycle Club May 31, 1971. He worked hard witnessed from all the big bad bikers. Lots of tears to help build the club, with a saw, a hammer and a and kisses. helping hand. I spent Monday, Tuesday and Wednesday with He opened a motorcycle shop and stretched out Caezar. He passed two days later. Teach Elrod with his favorite hog. What a large outpouring of sympathy we have received from around the world. The “citizen” world will probably never get it when it comes to brotherhood and the love that exists within that relationship. Not understanding the disrespect or pain they have spread by restricting the memorial services to family only, many families do shut out the club members who have been there for their brother for years. The families often don’t understand what brotherhood really means or how much it hurts when you aren’t allowed to properly say good-bye to your brother. Caezar made a comment to me as he held onto my arm and we shuffled to his chair that I will always remember. He said, “Life is good Teach, life is good!” Good-bye my dear Brother. You lived your life, full force! Love, Respect, Loyalty: it takes all three and it goes both ways. Ralph “Teach” Elrod was president of the Salt Lake City based Barons Motorcycle Club for nearly two decades. A former teacher, he recently authored a book titled, “Kickstart: Memories of an Outlaw Biker.” He now lives in retirement near Wolf Creek, Mont. From NR Rider readers... To the Editor, Great magazine with great stories! We would like to have Northern Rockies Rider mailed to our home (enclosed is a check). Ken and Linda Schleman Custer, S.D. ***** To the Editor, I am astounded that you can put out a mag the quality of yours, replete with the lengthy articles that you yourself author, and still find time for the 240-milers (and more) and managing rally bikes and so forth – it is all I can do to find the time to put out three small club newsletters! Jon Chacopulos, editor Last Chance Riders Motorcycle Club Newsletter Helena, Mont. ***** Dear Editor, As an advertiser in the Northern Rockies Rider publication for over a year and almost since its inception, I wanted to tell you how we have benefited in many ways. Our goal at Lava Mountain Lodge & Wilderness Boundary Restaurant was to rebuild our guest base after completion of a nineyear road reconstruction project on the Togwotee Trail (Wyoming) to Yellowstone Park where we are located. During highway reconstruction our small business experienced not only an economic downturn but also a loss of regular traffic and therefore most of our traveling biker friends. While the road was under construction and the economy took a dive, we had to get really creative to stay afloat as we watched many local businesses go under. Lucky for us we had the construction workers supporting our business in the summer and we depended on our winter snowmobiling business to create income to spread over the budget year as best we could. We are a small, independently owned business lacking a large advertising budget and were looking for the most bang for our buck. We found Northern Rockies Rider and began a business relationship with NRR staffer Dani Rollison. We have found our partnership with Northern Rockies Rider to be one of our most affordable and most effective advertising tools. NRR reaches out to the Rocky Mountain states and Canadian provinces which is where most of our motorcycle touring crowd comes from. NRR is a perfect match for the motorcycle enthusiast and biker-friendly businesses in the region. NRR does a fantastic job with the publication while at the same time catering to the enthusiast and biker-friendly advertisers with articles related to the biker, the open road, the bikes themselves, touring and so much more. The publication is truly beneficial to readers who are out on the road or are planning to be. For Lava Mountain Lodge & Wilderness Boundary Restaurant, NRR has been an important building block to renew our biker-friendly atmosphere and get back the business we lost over the years during road reconstruction. NRR has done articles on the New Road, now known as the “Togwotee Trail,” to Yellowstone, offered affordable and effective advertising, published a business profile on us that reinforced our rider friendliness, and also presented us with a super deal on a map insert pointing the way to the Sturgis Rally. We’re located between Jackson Hole and Dubois, Wyo., outside Yellowstone and Grand Teton National Parks in the Wind River Mountains literally 20 miles from the nearest small town. We have realized over the summer a great deal of new business as a direct result of advertising with Northern Rockies Rider. We requested more copies of NRR to give to our biker friends. Lava Mountain Lodge & Wilderness Boundary Restaurant would like to thank Northern Rockies Rider and all of our much needed new friends for supporting our bikerfriendly small business. We will continue our relationship with NRR and look forward to meeting many new friends and again seeing guests that have already discovered our biker-friendly business through this great and unique publication. NRR is a “for bikers/by bikers” See Letters, Page 16 Northern Rockies Rider - 8 January/February 2014 Little Belt from page 1 to induce a little adrenalin flow. This follows the upper reach of the south fork of the Musselshell River so has a lush and brushy bottom with good hay and plenty of cattle. To the north are the Castle The entrance to the Spring Creek route starts out with cool rock formations. the summit and a splendid 20-mile Mountains, to the south are the Crazies. view to the east is revealed: the Castle This day we ran 63 miles from Mountains directly ahead and the Crazies to the southeast ... nice! It is usually gusty Townsend into White Sulphur in order to get breakfast at a restaurant we’ve on top. frequented on the town’s east side. The descent is long and gradual as The gravel route we were looking for you make your way down into the Smith (actually paved for the first two miles) River Valley to the junction with north/ leaves Hwy. 12 about halfway between south Hwy. 89. There are a few good high-speed sweepers. Many riders would just run the eight miles from the junction north to White Sulphur Springs where eastward progress aboard Hwy. 12 would resume. Some, others (us, usually), would drop south at the junction to pick up little Hwy. 294 past Lennep and back to Hwy. 12 near Martinsdale. Hwy. 294 is usually almost completely devoid of traffic and features a few very nice sweepers that can be The upper plateaus open up into broad, grassy meadows, leased to local ranchers for run at higher speeds grazing. Sha Judith River Backcountry Drive. As soon as you leave Hwy. 12, you cross the Musselshell River, enter the National Forest and start to wind through a series of jagged vertical rock formations and into the Little Belt Range. The road is well maintained and, for the most part, smooth, compacted gravel but a little washboarded. It is easy to navigate on a motorcycle, even two-up on a road bike. It is wide enough that two full-sized vehicles can meet and pass each other carefully. We’ve learned to stay off unmaintained sections of backcountry roads since we hit deep ruts in 2011 and crashed hard enough to give Marilyn a high ankle fracture. We’ve also decided that a Spot Tracker device is a good idea, as is a powerful handgun with extra See Little Belt, Page 9 t fa a d Dus o R e h t to e k Checkerboard and Martinsdale (seven miles to the east of Checkerboard, eight miles west of Martinsdale.). It is well marked as Spring Creek Road and gives access to U.S. Forest Service Spring Creek Campground and the Lewis and Clark National Forest. From the other end, this gravel route is known as the Welcome Motorcyclists! Casino • ATM • Pool Tables • Package Liquor • Food served daily until closing Friday Night Taco Specials 5 - 9 pm 101 Broadway St., Townsend, MT 406-266-9956 Karaoke every other Friday night MOTORCYCLE FRIENDLY 100% NON-SMOKING Family Owned and Operated • Stay/Play Golf Package Showdown Ski/Stay Package • Continental Breakfast Free Wireless Internet • Giant Hot Tub • Fireplace in Lobby Guest Laundry • Meeting Room All Seasons Inn & Suites, 808 3rd Ave • White Sulphur Springs, Montana 877-314-0241 www.allseasonsinnandsuites.net January/February 2014 Northern Rockies Rider - 9 Little Belt Out of the Little Belts and heading for our Lewistown bed Now we were making 35 to 45 miles-per-hour. It was getting late in the afternoon and we were thirsty, thinking of a quaint saloon/restaurant just up the road apiece in a little village known as, er, Sapphire Village, a scattered collection of houses and trailers 48 miles from where we left the pavement back on Hwy. 12. We were anticipating the Blue Nugget, a “historic convenience bar and store – ‘Jewel of the Belts.’” It occupies what was once a schoolhouse. The current owners are Wisconsin natives so, as you’d expect, this is Green Bay Packers Country. The proprietors had just returned from Wisconsin and were unloading about a half pickup load of cheese into the store’s coolers when we rolled up. See Little Belt, Page 10 from page 8 ammo in case you have to spend the night. No such problems this day. Just fabulous scenery and only two or three other rigs coming down as we went up for about 20 miles. This is the headwaters of the Judith River, draining the southern end of Little Belt Range east slope, eventually dumping into the Missouri about 130 miles to the north. These are gentle mountains, rather rolling, with plenty of timber, yet frequent Some limestone formations are colorful and dramatic, including natural arches. A small ode to renowned western artist Charlie Russell. open “parks” of hundreds of acres of good Forest Service grass range, populated in the summer by fat and happy black cows with calves. Look back toward where you began for some grand views of multiple mountain ranges with peaks maybe 50 miles distant. We traversed this pretty country at 15-35 mph, mostly about 20 mph. It was easy going so even the driver gets to look around plenty. At about the 14-mile mark, there is a fork in the road; continue to bear left. At the next junction, the sign will indicate Hwy. 89 is 15 miles west (left) and Utica is 32 miles northeast (right). Head for Utica. Some day we will explore the route Road signs are helpful; go right. west over to Kings Hill on Hwy. 89. You’ll pass over a summit, then through some heavier timber before emerging onto Russian Flats, a large and open meadow with timber in the distance. There is a grass airstrip and campground. Along here the road becomes known as the South Fork Road. From here you can see a long descent is developing which will eventually pass through some limestone rock formations. This is Bower Canyon, carved by the South Fork of the Judith River and strewn with choice camping spots. The limestone rock spires will inspire. A few even feature natural stone arches. Often times you are fairly walled in with only the road and river cutting through. Just marvelous. You may encounter more humans here driver gentleman, Don Kitchenmaster, struck up a conversation, noting we were from out of the area. He’d been up scouting some hunting grounds. He had a military bearing and the tailoring of his shirt indicated a uniform: crisply pressed and starched but devoid of any insignia. Turns out he was retired highway patrol. He asked where we heading and staying. We told him our night’s destination was Lewistown. He mentioned his wife had a guesthouse there that she rented out ... just 50 bucks per night. What? A house for $50? We got the phone number to follow up (406535-4327; <cdkitchen@ midrivers. com>). Out of the canyon the gravel road widens and begins to roll along more open country. The north end of the route pulls you through more rugged and scenic rock Here the trail canyons. is known as Pig Eye Road, as the shaded and forested canyon bottom and the Middle Fork of the Judith River is obviously a popular summertime joins the South Fork. Up the Middle Fork camping destination. The road is is Yogo Creek. It is in this vicinity that the somewhat narrower but two vehicles can world famous Montana Yogo Sapphires still get by one another. are mined on private holdings. We did have a very fortunate human encounter at the canyon mouth. As we took a stretch break, an old Chevy pickup pulled in with an ATV on a trailer. The Sapphires of ‘unusual quality’ found along Yogo Creek The first blue pebbles found in Yogo Town were a nuisance, tossed aside in the hunt for precious metals. It is said Jake Hoover, a trapper, prospector and buddy of cowboy artist Charlie Russell, began collecting the stones in 1895, after failing to strike gold. He sent a box of the stones to New York, where they wound up in the offices of Tiffany & Co. Instead of returning the exotic stones, the elite jewelers sent a check for $3,750 for the “sapphires of unusual quality.” Shortly thereafter, a British enterprise set up shop, collecting more than 16 million carats of Yogo sapphires over the next 30 years. The gems were valued then at a combined $2.5 million. Today, Yogo sapphires are as valuable as diamonds and as precious as the sapphires of Burma or Madagascar, which are treasured by European royalty. – <http://www.russellcountry. com/Yogo_Sapphires_Montana. html> • Cabin Rental • R.V. Hookups • Full Bar • C-Store Thirsty Thursdays $2 Beers There’s plenty of scenic eye candy, especially if you prefer yours with minimal signs of civilization. Friday Fish Fry and Bingo in the Summer! Pizzas, Burgers, & Chicken Strip Baskets South Fork Road, Sapphire Village, Hobson, MT 406-423-5472 Northern Rockies Rider - 10 January/February 2014 Little Belt from page 9 We didn’t imagine the trove was all for personal consumption so the store must be the local cheesemonger headquarters. A cold beverage and we remounted to run the last dozen miles of gravel – a total of 60 miles from where we first left Hwy. outpost for local ranches. Ah, pavement... We love riding the gravel but always notice how nice is the change when we encounter asphalt again; to have our feet planted firmly underneath us, so to speak. Nine miles east on 239 to Hobson, then six more to Eddie’s Corner, then 19 miles into Lewistown, just 228 miles from where we began the day. We’d spent almost four hours on the gravel, though. Lewistown is the smack-dab – the best of all topographical worlds, it seems. An 1880 gold strike in the Judith Mountains to the northeast was the impetus to establish this city, now with almost 6,000 inhabitants. It has all the commercial amenities, including a Honda-KawasakiPolaris motorcycle and ATV/ UTV dealer. But we were after a $50 guesthouse! We called Don Kitchenmaster’s wife, Cheryl, and she met us at a good Our $50 Lewistown guest house, motorcycling bargain downtown establishment, the of the decade. Glacier Tavern on West Main, run by friend Bill Kobitisch. We’d paid more than $50 for a crappy Cheryl showed us the way to the dive motel room numerous times in our furnished, cute, cozy little one-bedroom travels; this was incredible! with a living room, kitchen and bathroom See Little Belt, Page 11 located on a quiet residential cul-de-sac. Historic & Authentic Back Bar - Montana Style! Full Bar • Appetizers, Sandwiches, Pizzas Patio • Pool Table • Gambling Machines Lots of Parking Truly an oasis in a near wilderness, the Blue Nugget occupies an old schoolhouse at Sapphire Village. Big Sky Country People & Small Town Flavor! 17 North Central Avenue Harlowton, MT 12 – to tiny Utica where the pavement begins as Hwys. 239 and 541 meet Pig Eye Road. Utica came to life in the 1880s as a gold mining camp but is now an geographical center of the state. 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Originally we had planned to ride the That will have to wait for next year, for while on the road the first day, we had received a message from Helena, Mont., friends who wanted to ride out and meet night with one exception: my brother put us up at the Marriot near the Atlanta airport the first night – $395 per person, from page 3 $495 for double-occupancy; $9 extra for wi-fi! Ahem: out of our league. Fuel prices in North Carolina were “white trash” gulches in the Northern about six to 10 cents higher than at Rockies. home; Tennessee about 10 cents less than Here’s something that is different here; Georgia about the same as home from Northern Rockies riding: in this and South Carolina 15 to 20 cents less. region, businesses clearly recognize, and Apparently state fuel taxes account for the differences. As expected, rural fuel was pricier than urban. Still, fuel prices won’t make a substantial difference in touring outlays. So, our real additional touring expenses were airfare and bike rental, near $1,400. But what is Convenient mom ‘n’ pop stores were scattered throughout rural area. the Northern Marilyn pronounced the goober peas – boiled peanuts – to be “gross.” Rockies alternative to so aggressively promote, motorcycle an extended late October (or late winter) tourism. It is a bona fide industry with tour? numerous enterprises almost solely Well, a number of times we’ve devoted to serving riders. We appreciated trailered our bikes to St. George or Knab, the recognition and dedicated service. Utah, then ridden southern Utah, New Mexico, Arizona and Nevada. But add The value in wear and tear on the truck, trailer and personal bike, then truck fuel – 120 Altogether the area offers a premiere gallons or $360 – and 22 hours of driving riding experience ... and it’s not all that time, often over snowy, icy and sloppy expensive when put into perspective. mountain passes ... and the fly/rent/ Meal prices are similar to the Northern Rockies region. ride scenario starts to pencil out pretty Lodging is somewhat less. We stayed favorably. in acceptable rooms for $60 to $80 per Is it worth it? Well, consider: We never Appalachians us the next day. This meant reconfiguring Range, Hwy. 89 through Monarch and our original route, so in the morning Neihart, then over 7,393-foot Kings Hill we headed west out of Lewistown on Pass and down to White Sulphur, closing Hwy. 426 along Big Spring Creek until the loop. the pavement turns to gravel at about 15 Then it was back to Townsend and miles. Then we headed north for a dozen north along the shore of Canyon Ferry gravel miles past tiny Danvers to Hwy. 81. Reservoir, into Helena where our friends We went west on 81 through split off and we headed home 65 miles to Denton (most excellent breakfast at the Butte, 369 miles on day two. Shadetree) and Coffee Creek, then picked Exploring new gravel had been our up Hwy. 80 northwest through Square objective and we got to experience 70 Butte and Geraldine to Fort Benton (65 total miles of it. We’ll go back next year to miles) where we met our riding friends run the gravel between Winifred and Big for a late and light lunch at the Wake Cup Sandy. Coffee House along Front St., the main Imagine living in Montana for 47 commercial drag which parallels the years and not yet experiencing one of Missouri River. the three ferries across the Missouri, all This is all big foothills, good scenery accessed from gravel (Carter, Virgelle and easy cruising on adequate two-lane and McClelland)! They won’t be around with almost zero traffic: very relaxing and forever; maybe not for long, even. That’s enjoyable. now on our 2014 bucket list: “The Three We rode with friends Bob and Kris Ferries Ride.” Koch south on Hwys. 228 and 331 through Highwood and the Highwood Mountains, dropping into Belt on Hwy. 200, 40 miles further. From Belt we swooped 75 miles along one of our favorites that splits the heart of the The return leg home with friends Bob and Kris Koch leading the way. Little Belt thought we’d say it but after 6.5 days and 1,600 miles, we were actually tired (I repeat, tired!) of the never-ending corners! This part of the U.S. has more curves per mile than anywhere I’ve ever ridden. Now add in constant and often dramatic elevation changes... It’s unlike anything we’ve ever experienced. Sure, we have good twisties out The further north we traveled, the more brilliant the foliage west, but these in became. Locals often said, “It will be even better next week.” the southeast are our rental fees. perhaps tighter 90 Will we go back and do this again? percent of the time and go on unendingly. Considering we only experienced a Remember, we did not put many miles on small (but perhaps the best) part of what fifth gear! And the substantial rubber we scrubbed off the front tire was paid for in the region has to offer, hell yes! Deciduous forests produce a screaming autumn pallet. Northern Rockies Rider - 12 January/February 2014 Late season fly-rent-ride Our bike rental experience with WOW/Eaglerider was smo-o-o-the By Cole Boehler after hairpin. She turned the bike rental responsibility over to me. It took a little digging but I For our October 11-22, 2013, tour came across WOW Motorcycles, an of the southeast, specifically northern Eaglerider affiliate in Marietta, Ga., just Georgia, eastern Tennessee, western north of Atlanta that rents everything North Carolina and western South except Harleys: full touring yachts Carolina, my wife, Marilyn, as usual from Germany and Japan, European handled our touring logistics because and Asian light and heavyweight (a) her philosophy is passengers need adventure bikes and, just what we were to be useful and (b) she’s a lot better looking for – sport-tour machines with at planning details, i.e. dotting I’s and powerful engines, decent cornering crossing T’s, than I am. and suspension characteristics, some We knew what kind of riding to protection from the elements and expect and what we were seeking, plenty of carrying capacity in integrated which dictated the type of machine hard panniers. we needed to rent: something that I noticed the Japanese brands all could be ridden in a sporting fashion rented for about $15 less per day than (corner carving with zeal) yet could the European rigs. We’re always about accommodate two mature adults in economy so opted for a Kawasaki reasonable comfort and all our stuff for Concours 1400 GTR, the “C-14” a seven-day tour. with 138 horsepower, 690 pounds Of course, a sport-touring wet, 200-mile motorcycle range, creature was the comforts like a ticket. power adjustable Marilyn windscreen, side told me her bags and so on. Internet The “Connie” was searches listed at $149/ revealed day, not including plenty of various taxes and Harleyfees. This was as Davidsons we shopped in to rent, but September. little else. Before I pushed We know the “add to your Harleys do cart” button on what they are WOW’s web site, intended to I phoned and do very well, talked to Eddie but they are Robinson who not designed heads up WOW’s to be tossed rental division briskly and Eddie Robinson, manager of the WOW (they have over vigorously Motorcycles/Eaglerider rental operation, shuffled 600 motorcycles in into hairpin the paperwork with expertise and efficiency. “Motorcycling Montana” Ph: 307-685-4452 or 307-685-8100 100 Ross Ave., Ste. A, Gillette, WY 82716 marlinsmotorcycles.com Ride in...Ride out Oil Changes. No appointment necessary! We offer detailed motorcycle maps for the greater Smoky Mountains region! Comprehensive 500+ Page Touring Guide Free Shipping Use code NRR at checkout motorcyclingmontana.com store during our travels and bought stock; yes 6-0-0!). cheap, compact $9 rain suits which kept He told me of several options and available discounts to consider. Add in state excise and sales taxes, even an “environmental surcharge,” and we were at $123 per day, reasonable and within budget. Candy Caliendo, project manager at WOW, later told NR Rider that pricing fluctuates somewhat depending upon a number of factors such as timeof-year, length of rental, AAA discounts and so on. A renter is urged to check current pricing on the company’s Internet rental pages, or pick up the phone At the WOW Motorcycles lot, our tour logistician, Marilyn Irey, stows the GPS in a fairing glove box where there was and call company reps, she a power socket. said. Eddie also told me a disc us dry during the one day of significant lock and half helmets were included. rain. We value our faces, teeth and jaws The company also offers several so requested the full-face lids. He “damage waiver” programs at various upgraded us at no additional charge. daily fees, but we checked with our Thanks, Eddie. Jackets and GPS can Allstate insurance agent and he be rented, too. The company will also shuttle renters within seven miles of the assured us we had the same coverage while aboard rentals as if on our own store. machines. Still, WOW needed to We were under the mistaken arrange a $3,000 damage deposit via impression that rain suites were included. We stopped at a discount See Fly-Rent-Ride, Page 13 • North Georgia • East Tennessee • Virginia • South Carolina • North Carolina Purchase complete southeast package at 10% off and get a free personal consultation to help plan your ultimate trip! “I think these maps allowed us to increase our riding enjoyment by a factor of two. We wasted little of our precious time trying to find good routes; we knew where they were...thanks to America Rides Maps.” Marilyn Irey ~ Montana http://americaridesmaps.com • 828-734-2164 • info@americaridesmaps.com January/February 2014 Northern Rockies Rider - 13 Fly-Rent-Ride from page 12 our credit card, which was reversed when we returned the bike. The day before we left Montana, Eddie called and asked if we would mind a motorcycle substitution: a very similar Yamaha FJR in place of the Kawasaki. No, we wouldn’t. While we were a little disappointed to lose the machine we were entirely familiar with (I’ve put 95,000 miles on FJRs). We agreed to be at the store at their 9:30 a.m. opening time; they were ready and we rolled away at 10:30. Eddie processed the transaction with efficiency. We sorted and loaded our gear, then WOW securely stored our excess baggage. The company performs a detailed inspection of the machine, noting every cosmetic flaw. When we returned the bike we passed the re-inspection with The rental bike was just right for serpentine mountain riding in comfort for seven days. We brought the tail pack as checked luggage and covered painted surfaces below it with microfiber towels to avoid scuffed paint. opportunity to ride a bike new to us, we were grateful to be able to ride in unfamiliar territory and conditions a no dings. We used micro-fiber cloth to very carefully cover surfaces that would be contacted by our tail-bag, which we brought as checked luggage and which contained all our miscellaneous riding stuff (we wore riding boots and jackets on the plane), and we were both extra careful in mounting and dismounting to avoid scuffing the seat or the painted side-bags with our boots. Oh, and I was careful not to drop or crash the thing! We clocked 1,600 miles in 6.5 days of riding. We typically would do more but we found ourselves often pushing it in second and third gear, running only 20 to 40 miles an hour simply because it is all curves! If I were to repeat the experience solo, I would certainly opt for a smaller, more agile mount – say a BMW F800GS, to more fully exploit the roadways in the region: very twisty, very technical. WOW has them all from a Victory Vision to a BMW R1200GS to a Honda Rebel 250. As a couple we spent about $560 for air fare, $850 for bike rental, $130 for fuel and near $500 for lodging. We ate, of course, but we’d have to do that at home, too. So for just a little over $2,000 we had seven days of some of the very best riding of our lives ... in late October, when we often can’t ride in the Northern Rockies at all. How can you beat that? Rating the rental experience – five stars <www.wowmotorcycles.com> <www.Eaglerider.com/Atlanta> What’s your definition of... “a perfect ride” Stunning mountain, forest, river and lake scenery? Remote, peaceful riding with few cages? Good asphalt with tons of turns? Roadways designed by engineers who knew what they were doing? 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Finally, as Maybe next time... A real pro, but one I started more Internet searching, I heckuva nice, helpful guy, too. found references to roads that didn’t I know the technophiles are even appear on the maps I had – laughing about “paper maps.” Let them highway maps were far too general. laugh while moto tourists new to the One day in my surfing and reading, area and equipped with America Rides I found the “America Rides Maps” maps ride the best. website. At last I had the tools I We had a GPS navigation device needed: area and regional maps with with us and an iPad but programming great detail produced by a motorcyclist the next day’s route would have used an living in North Carolina and designed entire evening because paved segments for the motorcycle tourist. are short with road name changes and I enthusiastically mentioned direction changes as often as every 10 it to my husband, Cole, and gave miles. him the contact information Besides, trying to read a screen (<americaridesmaps.com>). The next and follow GPS would have taken my day he called Wayne Busch, owner, attention from the new sights in a cartographer, explorer and designer, as part of the U.S. I had never seen, and This is just a small portion of one of the key maps: “12 classic Deals Gap Motorcycle Rides.” he is identified on his website contact page. Check his contact page for a read that lets you know he’s the real deal. Cole first chatted with him and they exchanged some materials. Then Wayne suggested I call him to ask any specific questions once the maps arrived. I did. He had some great insights about rethinking the length of our days given the fact we would seldom be cruising at highway speeds. In our own stomping ground, we ride 300- to 400-mile days. we desired a measure of spontaneity. We did use the GPS less than a dozen times in urban areas to find hotels or restaurants. The first eight pocket maps in his “Blue Ridge Parkway (BRP) Series” cover the nicest roads surrounding the entire 469-mile Blue Ridge Parkway. A ninth map, “12 Classic Deals Gap Motorcycle Rides,” completes the southeast series. Maps fold out to 11.5 by 17 inches on water- and tear-resistant paper. Each map points you to the next adjacent WYOMING CENTENNIAL SCENIC BYWAY PATH OF THE PRONGHORN ICONIC SKYLINE DRIVE TO ELKHART PARK area and corresponding map. Map 1 starts in Virginia, and portions of that state as well as North and South Carolina, Tennesse and Georgia are in the series. We also received a copy of Wayne’s newest map, “100 Great Motorcycle Rides in the Smoky Mountains,” which is on a large-scale format to give you the big picture of pocket maps numbers 5 through 9. It is also printed on a heavier coated paper stock which should stand up well to frequent use. It was handy having a broader area perspective on just one map, but the format was too large to be practical for use while out on the bike; fine for laying out on a table for regional planning. For our tour we relied mostly on maps #3 through #6. Since we couldn’t use a tank bag, they were usually stowed in my inside jacket pocket, or in a folder of travel literature we kept in the tail pack. They would, though, work very well in a riding suit or tank bag map pocket. My one complaint regarding the See Rides Maps, Page 15 January/February 2014 Northern Rockies Rider - 15 rides in the Blue Ridge and Smoky Mountains than anywhere else!” Yes: “The Tail of the Dragon, The Snake, Diamond Back, Rattler, from page 14 Gauntlet”... Makes you want to go ride there, doesn’t it? The detail of these maps is pocket maps would be that some outstanding and valuable in routing have a different fold-out perspective motorcyclists onto local roads with plenty of thrillsper-mile. Dodging the occasional opossum is far preferable to dodging 18-wheelers. Let’s put it this way: these America Rides Maps allowed us to experience the very best routes we could get to in seven days on the bike, and we found routes there that were every bit as good – and better – than the fabled Dragon, with a lot less traffic, to boot! We wasted little of our precious time trying to find good routes; we knew where they were. I think these maps allowed Maps creator and publisher Wayne Busch. He lives there, us to increase our riding he knows the roads. We trusted him and his America Rides enjoyment by a factor of Maps and were rewarded. Rides Maps (vertical v. horizontal) so you may have to turn the map from it’s initial fold out position if the area being covered is primarily for roads running northsouth rather than east-west. Hardly a “problem”... The maps also tended to eventually exhibit wear right at the fold edges with some minor scuffing and loss of the printed image. Just goes to show you how dependent we were on these tools, and how often we referred to them. Designed for the motorcyclist, all maps have routes designated by color coding as “best, good connector, Blue Ridge Parkway, four-lane, twolane” and “unpaved,” with the mileage between points plotted and listed. This feature makes the maps very easy to use and was invaluable when we were looking for a road which was named rather than numbered, or seeking out a route to bypass an urban area. All maps also featured a few symbols and advertiser stops we could anticipate using – motorcycle shops, fuel, lodging and food. Pocket maps also have very brief descriptions of routes and some estimated travel times on the flip side. These descriptions are also color coded by road name or number to corresponds to the route on the map itself. For example: “NC (North Carolina) 80 connects to the Blue Ridge Parkway south of Spruce Pine and ... is some of the most challenging riding to be found...well known for its challenging curves and steep climb”... and “One of the treasures to be found here are the roads just west of Saluda crossing the state line” ... or “Old U.S. 25 is a rough but wonderful ride”... and “Your goal should be to avoid U.S 19, perpetually under construction and full of traffic”... and so on. Good stuff. It’s easy to be skeptical of a product claim in these times of marketing hyperbole and exaggeration, but after using the America Rides Maps, we now regard the following quote from the website as fact: “There are more great motorcycle two. The America Rides Maps were the perfect complement to our adventure. From the ARM website: Well known roads and rides included: • Complete Blue Ridge Parkway (all 469 miles) • The Dragon • The Cherohala Skyway • The Foothills Parkway • The Snake • The Diamondback • Great Smoky Mountains National Park • The Rattler • The Gauntlet End-to-end Coverage of the 469-mile-long Blue Ridge Parkway with - • Every paved connecting road shown with • Distance to nearest gas stations at each exit and • The Best Roads in the surrounding area plus - • Distance between roads and exit mileposts and • Attractions on the Parkway and in the surroundings Complete Coverage of the Smoky Mountains - • Great Smoky Mountains National Park plus • The south end of the Blue Ridge Parkway • The Dragon at Deals Gap and • The Cherohala Skyway • The Tennessee Foothills Parkway • More than 100 Roads! • 25 Roadside waterfalls included The Most Complete Map of the Georgia Mountains - • The Gauntlet Motorcycle Route • Blood Mountain area • Unknown Great NC/GA border rides The local maps start at $5.99, and the big regional map is only $19.99. Wayne and America Rides Maps also offer bundled packages, too, from $16.99 to the whole works – nine maps – at just $45.99. What a deal! Satisfaction rating five stars NEW DATES! February 14-16 2014 Manufacturers Subject to Change Northern Rockies Rider - 16 January/February 2014 Letters from page 7 small enterprise and brings together through a common bond the reader, the enthusiast and the advertiser. NRR is one of the best advertising decisions we have made in nearly 10 years in business. James Jackson, Owner Lava Mountain Lodge & Wilderness Boundary Restaurant The Togwotee Trail to Yellowstone, Wyo. Editor’s reply: Wow, James! Thanks for the flattering remarks! You confirm we are meeting our objectives. ***** To the Editor, Sign me up for another year! Enjoyed your presentation at the Helena Last Chance Riders Motorcycle Club meeting in November. Your reporter just interviewed my 85-year-old dad, Frank Flynn, for a profile in (a future) edition. I think he was probably surprised at how sharp my dad is at 85. Still rides and flies an airplane with me. I, as well as our entire family, really appreciate you and your magazine for this interview. Thank you from all the Flynns! Take care and thanks for a great motorcycle magazine, the best that I read. Chuck Flynn Helena, Mont. ***** To the Editor, I completely understand your frustration with poor quality (re: editor’s personal column, Nov./Dec. 2013 NR Rider). I, too, will not buy Levis again due to their quality. Seems like MBAs don’t understand I don’t buy something because it is $X cheaper than something else. I buy for quality and I am willing to pay for same. I recently bought a toolbox (Homak)to replace my old one. I knew it wasn’t Snap On quality but it would do for no more than I need. Rolled over a little pebble in garage and nearly dropped box on my girlfriend’s car. The caster mounting was not designed well and the channel iron holding the caster collapsed, almost causing me to drop the toolbox. Just a poor design. Bought a washer/dryer (Frigidaire) last summer. The mechanism for holding the lid open on the washer is a piece of cast aluminum with an ear to hold one end of a spring and the other end goes over a round rod with a setscrew to hold it in place. You can’t tighten the set-screw enough to keep the bracket from turning on the round rod. The lid has fallen on my hand once and fallen on girlfriend’s hand once. It is just a poor design. How much more would it cost to make that part right? It seems like a lot of the poor quality, except Levis, is a result of bad design. The washer part might have cost them $1 to make it right. By the way, I rarely shop at Wal-Mart. Regards, Mark Bray Editor’s reply: We’re on the same page, Mark. I think a lot of the poor quality design you refer to is the equivalent of “cheap design,” also the result of the never ending drive to low price and poor quality. Events Calendar National • Feb. 28-March 9 - Daytona Bike Week, Daytona Beach, Fla., <officialbikeweek.com> • April 23-27 - Laughlin River Run, Laughlin, Nev., <laughlinriverrun.com> • June 2-7 - Americade, Lake George, NY, 518-798-7888, <americade.com> • June 14-22 - Laconia Motorcycle Week, Laconia, N.H., <laconiamcweek.com> • June 16 - Ride Your Motorcycle To Work Day, <ridetowork.org> • July 2-5 - GWRRA Wing Ding, Madison, WI, Alliant Energy Center, 1919 Alliant Energy Center Way, 1-800-843-9460, <gwrra.com>, <customerservice@gwrra.org> • July 20-Aug. 2 - Hoka Hey Motorcycle (endurance) Challenge, Key West, Fla. to Homer, Alaska, Beth Durham, 605-890-0386, <beth.durham@hokaheychallenge.com>, <hokaheychallenge.com> • Aug. 4-10 - 74th Annual Sturgis Motorcycle Rally, Sturgis, So. Dak., <sturgismotorcyclerally.com> • Oct. 15-19 - American International Motorcycle Expo, Orlando, Fla., Orange Co. Convention Center, 855-527-4697, <aimexpousa.com> Alberta • March 13-16 - Edmonton Boat & Sportsmen’s Show, Northlands, Edmonton Expo Centre, Laurie Paetz, 403-245-9008, <paetz@sportshows.ca>, <edmontonboatandsportshow.ca> • July 3-5 - Sea to Sky Western Regional (B.C., AB, SK) H.O.G. Rally, Squamish, B.C., Executive Inn & Suites, Len Bowman, <assistantdirector@ vancouverbccanadachapter.com>, <seatosky2014.com> • July 11-14 - Hawg Flatts Annual Pig Roast & Bike Rally, Athabasca, 780-675-1987, <reds.1@hotmail.com>, <hawgflatts.com> • July 12 - Motorcycle Madness, Drumheller, <motorcyclemadness.ca> British Columbia • April 27 - Classic & Vintage MC Swap Meet and Show ‘n’ Shine, Tsawwassen, South Delta Recreation Center, 1720 56th St., 604-299-0020, <info@classicbikeswapmeet.com> • July 3-5 - Sea to Sky Western Regional (B.C., AB, SK) H.O.G. Rally, Squamish, Executive Inn & Suites, Len Bowman, <assistantdirector@ vancouverbccanadachapter.com>, <seatosky2014.com> • July 3-6 - Horsethief Hideout Memorial MC Rally, Invermere, 8250 Westside Rd., Gary Oja, 250-347-6407, <horsethirfhideout.com>, <horsethiefhideout@gmail.com> • July 17-20 - Summer Stomp & Burnout, Sicamous, Main Street, 250-517-8090 <summerstomp.ca> • Aug. 9-10 - Cumberland MC Roundup, Cumberland, 250-336-8746, <camerons_salon@hotmail.com>, <cumberlandmotorcycleroundup.com> • Sept. 13 - Port Alberni Toy Run, Glenwood Center, 250-731-4728, <dpwiwchar@gmail.com>, <patoyrun@ gmail.com>, <members.shaw.ca/toyrun> Idaho • Feb. 14-16 - AMA Arenacross, Nampa, Idaho Center, 16200 Can-Ada Rd., Bill Heras, <bheras@feldinc.com>, <arenacross.com> • April 27 - Sweet-Ola Ride-AuctionBBQ, Sweet, Triangle Inn, 208-867-9105 • July 12-14 - Rally in the Valley, Twin Falls (Murtaugh Lake), Jeff Olson, 208-539-2699, <snakeriverbros@hotmail.com> • July 24-27 - Tri-State (ID, WA, OR) H.O.G. Rally, Spokane, 19011 E. Cataldo Rd., <lonewolfhog.com/pnw-hog-rallyinformation> • Sept. 11-14 - Roads and Trails Rally Series (Christian), Kamiah, Lewis-Clark Resort, 4243 Hwy. 12, <cmafastlanetalk.org> • Sept. 12-14 - Big Nasty Hill Climb, Payette, 4933 Big Willow Creek Rd., Rob, 208-573-4255, <bignasty@cableone.net>, <bignastyhillclimb.com> Montana • June 13-14 – Nitro National Pro Hillclimb, Columbus, Don Beer, 406-321-0000, <nitronationals.com> • July 3-6 - Montana State H.O.G. Rally, Billings, Beartooth H-D, 6900 S. Frontage Rd., Collette, 406-252-2888, <chaun@beartoothharley.com> • July 10-12 - GWRRA District Convention, Big Sky, Huntley Lodge, <gwrra-mtdistrict.org> • July 18-20 - Beartooth Rally, Red Lodge, Bonedaddy, 888-827-2663, <beartoothrally.com>, <beartoothonline.com> • July 24-26 - Evel Knievel Days, Butte, <info@knievelweek.com>, <knieveldays.com> • July 30-Aug. 5 - Testicle Festival, Rock Creek Lodge (20 miles east of Missoula on I-90), Matt Powers, 406-825-4868, <testyfesty.com> South Dakota • June 19-21 - So. Dak. State H.O.G. Rally, Watertown, <2014sdhogrally@gmail.com>, <sdstatehogrally.com> • July 11-13 - Hot Harley Nights, downtown Sioux Falls, 605-334-2721, <jl@jl-harley.com>, <hotharleynights.com> • Aug. 4-10 - 74th Annual Sturgis Motorcycle Rally, Sturgis, So. Dak., <sturgismotorcyclerally.com> • Aug. 5 - AMA Pro Flat Track Racing, Rapid City, Black Hills Speedway, 2467 Jolly Ln., 386-492-1014, <amaproracing.com/ft/events/> • Aug. 7-8 – Nitro National Pro Hillclimb, Sturgis, Buffalo Chip Campground, Don Beer, 406-321-0000, <nitronational.com> Washington • Feb. 14-16 - Progressive International Motorcycle Show, Seattle, Washington State Convention Center, 800 Convention Place, 800-331-5706, <motorcycleshows.com> • Feb. 22 - Indoor Flat Track Racing, Puyallup, Paulhamus Arena, Western Washington Fairgrounds, 252-422-4263, <mickeyfayraces.com> • March 1-2 - Euro Moto Show, Lynnwood, Lynwood Convention Center, 3711 196th St. SW, <euromoto-northwest.com> • March 14-16 - Inland NW MC Show, Spokane, Spokane Co. Fair & Expo Center, Chris Cody, <info@spoakanemotorcycleshow.com>, <spokanemotorcycleshow.com> • April 5-6 - Nuclear Cowboyz Freestyle Motocross Tour, Tacoma, Tacoma Dome, 2727 E D St., <webmaster@nuclearcowboyz.com>, <nuclearcowboyz.com> • April 12 - Monster Energy Supercross, Seattle, CenturyLink Field, 800 Occidental Ave. S, <webmaster@supercrossonline.com>, <supercrossonline.com> • April 26 - WVM Vintage MC Show & Swap, Mount Vernon, Skagit Co. Fairgrounds, Mark Cattarin, 360-223-3190, <marcuscc@comcast.net>, <washingtonvintagemotorcyclists.org> • May 16-18 – Northwest Nitro Nationals Pro Hillclimb, Sunnyside, Jeff Snipes, 208-819-7508, <nwnitronationals.com> • May 23-25 - Touchet River Outdoor Roundup Pig Roast (chemical-free), Waitsburg, fairgrounds, <snafubar.com>, <headpig@snafubar.com> • June 12-15 - ABATE Spring Opener, Easton, Silver Ridge Ranch, 1892 Silver Ranch Rd., 253-475-4944, <coordinator@abate-wa.org>, <springopener.com> • July 24-27 - Tri-State (WA, ID, OR) H.O.G. Rally, Spokane, 19011 E. Cataldo Rd., <lonewolfhog.com/pnw-hog-rallyinformation> • July 24-27 - Sun & Surf MC Run, Ocean Shores, convention center, <webmistress@sunandsurfevent.com>, <sunandsurfrun.com> • July 24-29 - Washington State BMW Riders MC Rally, Republic, Ferry County Fairgrounds, Alana, 206-930-1074, <ccr2013@wsbmwr.og>, <wsbmwr.org> • July 26 - Lucas Oil Pro Motorcross Championship, Washougal, MX Park, 40912 NE Borin Rd., <promotocross.com>, <motocross@allisports.com> • Aug. 1-2 - Tumbleweed Rally (H.O.G.), Kennewick, Clover island Inn, <info@tumleweedrally.com>, <tumbleweedrally.com> • Aug. 22-24 - Springdale Motorcycle Rodeo, Springdale, Rodeo Arena, Hwy. 231, 509-710-0883, <calderwoodliz@yahoo.com>, <frontierdaysrodeos.com> • Sept. 28 - Oyster Run, Anacortes, 360-435-9103, <info@oysterrun.org> Wyoming • May 23-25 - Cruizin’ With The Oldies, Casper, 1700 Fairgrounds Rd., <larry.kloster@raymondjames.com>, <cruizinwiththeoldies.com> • June 21 - Sweeties On Wheelies charity ride, Gillette to Casper, Georgette Hoffman • July 9-12 - Wyoming State H.O.G. Rally, Alpine, Eric Keyes, 306-421-0067, <eric.keyes@emeraldmaterials.com> To have your event listed here for free, send the information to Dani Rollison at <nrrider2@gmail.com>. We only can list the days(s) and name of the event, the city and location of the event, a contact person’s name, e-mail address, phone number or web address. January/February 2014 Northern Rockies Rider - 17 Winter project: Grandma Mazie’s homemade oven jerky By Cole Boehler One high-protein road-ready snack that is often found in motorcyclists’ storage compartments is beef jerky. It’s convenient, tasty and won’t spoil on the road. But its expensive. You can reduce the cost of jerky by making your own at home. I’ve been doing this for decades, usually using elk or deer meat from the big game butchering process, but you can use just about any meat to make jerky. I’m no jerky expert but I like what I like and I like mine better than any “storebought.” There are plenty of seasoning blends available off the shelf that are probably as good or better than mine, which is actually based on what my mother taught me. It would be great if I had a big smoker and the desire to fuss with one, but I do not, so use the kitchen oven. I think venison or elk makes for better tasting jerky than beef. Bison can be very good but it’s expensive. With beef, all the fat must be gone to avoid a fatty flavor and to avoid it going rancid later. You can buy a very lean cut of beef and slice it yourself – 1/8- to 3/16ths-inch thick. Round steak can work; at least its relatively cheap. Avoid/remove any sinew! It is important to make sure each piece has a uniform thickness, or as close as you can get it. Just partially frozen makes careful slicing easier. My local butcher sells meat pre-sliced for jerky. It’s in pretty big slabs, up to 4 x 8 inches, and it’s lean without much sinew, about $4 per pound. This is what I’ve used recently since I was skunked in the past hunting season. These slabs could easily be cut into narrower strips, but then you’ve got a lot more handling labor/time involved. I wash it first, then use a colander to get rid of juice. The meat should be fairly dry when you start. I spread it all out on a counter top, pieces touching, then sprinkle liberally and as evenly as possible with: salt, (plenty of) black pepper, onion powder, garlic powder, some cayenne (this is necessary in my opinion but be careful), crushed red pepper, then some green spices like oregano, marjoram, thyme (careful with these, too; easy to overdo). Go ahead, experiment and innovate. Jalapeno? I like to use hickory smoke salt but that is getting hard to find. Worcestershire can be carefully, lightly sprinkled or a little soy sauce (I’m not a fan of teriyaki). Many use a marinate, and if that is your choice, then you can use “Liquid Smoke.” I like to work in just a hint of sweetness, too, using molasses or brown sugar, which also works better in a marinate. Honey could be used. Marinated meat will take longer to dry. Once one side is coated with seasoning, I take a small meat tenderizing mallet and pound it all lightly (with the fine-toothed side) to drive the seasoning into the meat. Be careful or you’ll pound little dings in your counter-top. Then I flip it all over, season the reverse and pound it again. Yes, labor/time intensive, which is why I do it on a weekend when the weather is lousy and we plan to watch football games. I will sometimes do the seasoning step on Friday night to dry it Saturday. If that’s the case, I will gather it all into one of those big Tupperware bowls, and hand mix it, too. This is the stage to try adding liquids like Liquid Smoke, molasses, Worcestershire, soy, etc. Then cover it and refrigerate overnight. The seasonings will be nicely infused. Do not set it on the deck to chill unless you have absolutely no neighborhood rogue dogs (a big risk here!). I have two pieces of conventional window screen I cut to match the size of my oven racks. I’ve been using the same ones for at least a decade and they are “seasoned.” When these are new, I would take them outside and spray them lightly but thoroughly with no-stick spray like PAM. If you overdo it, blot them with paper towels. Find a clean space to store these and they can be used over and over, brushed after use. I lay the meat out piece by piece on the screen/racks (I use two but could probably do three) until they are full. You can cut the pieces to make sure all space is utilized. You might want to cover the bottom of your oven, under the element, with tinfoil to catch the seasoning that will fall off, but also to catch drippings that may form. I set the temp at 180-190 (could be lower, i.e. slower) and prop the oven door open (maybe a 1/2- to 1-inch at the top) with something (a jar lid ring works for me) to allow moisture and humidity to escape and to speed drying. I guarantee your house will be filled with a wonderful ambrosia (that is completely gone within 24-hours). I check it every half hour or so, or whenever I go to the fridge for a beer, pulling off the thinnest pieces first as they approach totally dry, usually within one or two hours; thicker may reside on the rack up to four hours or more. I tend to squeeze the pieces with my fingers to see if they are still soft and spongy. It helps to flip the pieces. When just about all softness is gone, off they come to cool. You can occasionally rearrange the pieces on the screens/racks to create more space for fresh pieces, and thus run the process as long as you have meat/time. Getting the seasoning right is key, of course. I tend to start putting very small sample pieces into the microwave as I’m seasoning, then zapping them for 20 seconds or so, wait a minute or two, rezapping and re-zapping until the sample is getting dry and toward the equivalent of jerked. Then I taste, then adjust seasoning: more salt, more pepper, more heat, whatever. My spouse gets involved in this, too, as she is a consumer so her opinion is regarded, though mine is what ultimately matters. The raw meat is reduced by about 75 percent in weight when jerked. Thus, $40 of raw meat (10 pounds) becomes 2.5 pounds of jerky (two bread bags full) – about $16/ pound, which ain’t cheap but its cheaper than buying jerky ready-made ($20-30/ pound), and is usually a heckuva lot better, too. Of course $16/pound does not include seasoning (which is expensive) or your labor (which may be considered to be free). Food dehydrators work well for this, too, but are usually too small-scale to be time-effective, unless you don’t mind doing things in small batches. I’ll just freeze the end product in ziplock bags and take out small quantities as needed. Vacuum-sealed would be slick. My last batch started with 10 pounds of raw meat. I spent about 1.5 hours preparing it for the racks, then about eight hours drying it all. This will last us 60 days. I enjoyed sampling it during the entire process. The football games, jerky and beer were great and complement one another well. In the heart of the Wind River Mountains lies a scenic byway and gateway to the Grand Teton and Yellowstone National Parks ~ A motorcyclist’s dream... Cabins, Tent or RV Sites • Log Home • Wilderness Boundary Restaurant Liquor Between the Peaks - Full Bar & Liquor Store Fuel • Store • Showers • Laundromat • Discounts Join us on the sunset deck or around a campfire, sharing a microbrew with friends! 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Fully faired “enclosed capsules” such as our BMW GT or the NR Rider publisher’s FJR ridden successfully in our Big Sky Rally are not required for either type of ride, but critical equipment modifications are more important in 24-hour rallies than in a 1,000-mile certificate ride. The motorcycle is not the most critical factor, as long as it’s reliable. Rather the requirement that the rider is comfortable on the bike is essential. Equipment upgrades are generally more important in rallies which will require much more time in the saddle and riding in places mandated by the rally master. Either way, long-distance riding, for the sense of personal accomplishment and an IBA certificate to document the feat, or riding long distances competitively in rally mode, deserve consideration and ought to be experienced by all serious riders. You may be pleasantly surprised to discover new capabilities while you burnish and hone your existing skill set. In addition, you and your riding pals will have a new topic to kick around over brews, or may adopt a new riding style to enjoy. New noteworthy accomplishments are always good for the ego, too. “Motorcycling Montana” Comprehensive 500+ Page Touring Guide motorcyclingmontana.com Biker Friendly Hotels E pErfECt th h tE o ME to AN fiN SC the remaining bonus stops in your ride plan. It has been said, “To ride a rally, you need to bring your brain. To do a In a number of ways there are real 1,000-mile leisure ride from Sioux Falls differences between rally riding and longto Missoula, you can leave your brain at distance home.” riding. Competitive We rallies are about asked the taking what you Bob Torter 50,000-plus are given, and NR Rider Guest Columnist Iron Butt planning what Association you can efficiently members do around to help us those mandated explain external factors. the distinctions between a “leisurely” Riding 1,000 miles in 24 hours may 24-hour/1,000-mile certificate ride* versus seem extreme to those who have never a competitive 24-hour rally with point done it, but in fact it is not extreme with minimums and a 1,000-mile minimum. correct preparation ... unless conditions (*IBA Certificate rides involve such weather, traffic, or an inappropriate completing designated rides within a bike cause what can be a walk in the park fixed time period. They range from a to morph into a grueling nightmare. “SaddleSore 1000” which requires the rider Lisa Landry, a great rider and the most to ride 1,000 miles in 24 hours or less, to accomplished rally master in the history of a “100 CCC” which requires riding from the Iron Butt Rally, has ridden her “bone coast-to-coast-to-coast in 100 hours or less. stock” Harley Road Glide on the IBA’s Bun A complete list of these rides can be seen at Burner Gold certificate ride which requires <http://www.ironbutt.com/ridecerts/>.) riding 1,500 miles in 24 hours or less. The IBA riders we queried have done Lisa suggests long-distance riding the entrance-level leisure ride as well as upgrades in the following order of many more difficult rides in addition to importance: participation in numerous rallies. – Upgrade stock lighting Certificate rides were described as “an – Use an auxiliary fuel tank exercise in vehicle motion.” The more the – Upgrade the stock seat (numerous vehicle is in motion, the more likely you seat builders can custom-build one will have a successful ride. specifically for you and your body) A competitive rally adds the additional – Obtain and wear comfortable complexity of route planning, ensuring protective riding gear accurate documentation and recalculating Brett Donahue, who finished third Helena Idaho Falls Miles City Big Timber Columbus Conrad Great Falls Hamilton Havre www.townpump.com or download tHe town pump app NOW OPEN SCAN ME Toll Free Reservations • 1-800-442-4667 Belgrade January/February 2014 Northern Rockies Rider - 19 New Year’s resolutions to attain what we know we want By Stacey “Ax” Axmaker, Director Idaho STAR Motorcycle Safety Program depend on us for support (financial as well as otherwise) – “Laying it down” is not a crash avoidance strategy (it’s a crash) – Bikers generally do not like being told what to do by others – Bikers care about other bikers (we are brothers and sisters) We make New Year’s resolutions – we just do. This is not an article about whether or not we should make them or how to keep them, simply about why we do it and some thoughts about how it may apply to motorcycling. I believe we make New Year’s What we want resolutions because of something that we – To continue riding for many, many know deep down. Here are some examples: years We make a resolution to lose weight, – To keep our bikes undamaged and eat healthier, and/or exercise more because running in top shape we know… – To keep our bodies undamaged and – Being overweight and/or out of shape running in top shape puts us at significantly higher risk for – To see our riding buddies also certain diseases and a shorter life span undamaged and running in top shape – We have some current habits that are – To share not in line our love of with what we riding with our really want kids, spouses, Stacey “Ax” Axmaker – There grandkids Director Idaho STAR is a long – To continue term goal we Motorcycle Safety to provide for have (health, Program those who vitality, depend on us playing with – …add more grandkids, of your own – etc.) and we what do you really want in the long term? know there are some things we can do to Happy New Year! Let’s make 2014 a help us reach those goals great year for adventure, great roads and a We make a resolution to spend more lot of “crash-free” riding! time with family (spouse, kids, parents, Ride Safe…Ride Lots, brothers and sisters, etc.) because we know… – About Stacey “Ax” Axmaker: – Ignoring our loved ones can lead to He is the director of Idaho STAR and isolation, separation, and even divorce publishes a webb site and blog at <www. (and I’ll make the assumption that we RideMoreCrashLess.com> (“Ride More – really don’t want that…) – We are happier when we do (and so are they) – We want a solid marriage, relationship with our kids/parents/ Take a Basic RiderCourse siblings/etc. and we know that takes time Quit Dreaming, Come Ride! to develop and maintain You get the idea: there is something that we know and something that we want. Based on what we know, we make a promise to do (or to not do) certain things that make it more likely to get what we want. Pretty simple. Now here is where motorcycling comes in. This article isn’t going to list resolutions for you to make. That is ultimately up to you and you’ll be more successful if it’s something you come up with yourself, anyway. What I’d like to do is suggest a list of things we know and things we want (they may not all apply to each of us, but look for those that resonate with you). After looking over the list and giving some thought to what you know and what you want, I challenge you to come up with a resolution or two related to your riding that will help you get what you want. Crash Less”). He has worked as a mentor instructor since 1994 and served as the Operations Manager for the TEAM OREGON motorcycle safety program from 1997 to 2002. He also was the STAR Program Training Manager from Welcome Riders! Riverview rooms available! 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Learn how to “Ride your Ride” like a pro! Don’t ride like a kid! 2006 through 2008. “Ax” serves on the Idaho Traffic Safety Commission and is chair of the Idaho State Highway Safety Plan Motorcycle Safety Committee. “Ax” currently rides a 1997 Honda Valkyrie tourer. 7/28/11 9:20 AM 7/28/11 9:20 AM Northern Rockies Rider - 20 January/February 2014 Young at heart o The motorcycling There’s hope for all of us: Frank Flynn still in the saddle at 85 By David Fletcher NR Rider Contributing Writer Davidsons. Both brands had 45 cu. in. engines and were shaft driven. The Indian was the military’s 841 Where were you 85 years ago? experimental machine designed for Okay, go get the history book. desert warfare. It was inspired by the Here are a few historical facts. BMW R71 used by the German Army For starters, President Calvin Coolidge presented Charles Lindbergh at the time, but it had a 90-degree longitudinal-crankshaft V-twin with the Medal of Honor for his first engine. transatlantic flight in the Spirit of St. The Harleys were the XA, with a Louis. SV flat-twin boxer engine. Only about Charles Jenkins Laboratories of 1,000 of both motorcycles were made. Washington, D.C., became the first Afterward the Army determined holder of a television license from the the Jeep was more suitable for the Federal Radio Commission, and Eliot Ness began leading the federal Alcohol roles and missions for which these motorcycles had been intended and Prohibition Unit in Chicago. both models were sold off as surplus. And here’s one other important Frank Flynn on his Harley-Davidson Heritage which he acquired in 2001. Besides bikes, Upon seeing these bikes Frank event: Frank Flynn was born. Frank likes flying small aircraft. says he had an inspiration. With no Frank had some interesting birth went the very next morning and had nicknamed “the Knucklehead” due to hesitation, he purchased one of the mates that year, among them such a talk with Father Werner. She must the contours of the rocker boxes. Indians for $250. He repainted the notables as Zbigniew Brzezinski, have been very persuasive, for Father In April 1946, Frank enlisted in bike, getting rid of the olive drab U.S. National Security Advisor for Werner capitulated and married them the Army Air Corps and was shipped military scheme. President Jimmy Carter, Shirley despite his bias against bikers. to Buckley Field in Denver for basic He had an auto body shop in Great Temple, baseball legend Billy Martin In 1952, Frank bought a 1947 training. From there he was sent Falls do most of the work except for and Ernesto Rafael Guevara, who Indian Chief and he rode that for the to Scott Field in Illinois where he the frame and wheels. The frame he was a one-time motorcycle enthusiast next three years. After being hired by went through radio school. Upon painted black and the shop painted the and author of The Motorcycle Diaries, Mountain Bell, the couple moved to completion Frank was assigned as a fenders and tank fire engine red. which traces the travels of a young Helena and, needing the money, sold radio instructor until December 1947 So began his life-long love affair 23-year-old “Che” Guevara through the bike. when he was sent to China. with motorcycles and, about that time, South America on a sputtering single Frank hung up his motorcycle gear When Frank returned from China Margaret, his then girlfriend (her cylinder 1939 Norton 500. until their oldest son, Chuck, was 14. in April 1949 he was discharged from friends all call her Peggy). Frank bought the kid a Honda trail the Air Corps, and he and Peggy were In those days Frank was bike. A few years later he got Dennis, married in June. working at a bakery after their youngest, a trail bike too. When Peggy first approached school. Peggy’s father was the Soon Chuck’s motorcycle interest her priest, Father Werner of Great warehouse foreman. Frank grew so he bought a 180 worked for him and Yamaha, which Frank rode as that’s how he met well. Next Chuck purchased a Peggy. 450 Honda Scrambler. Chuck So, when Frank says he had to fight Frank for got the motorcycle, riding time. he relates, Peggy’s After both sons left home parents said, “Now Frank didn’t do much riding you listen, don’t until he retired from Mountain you go near that Bell to begin a greenhouse motorcycle.” Frank, business with his son, Dennis. being a class act, In 1995 Dennis bought a H-D took Peggy to the Sportster 1200 and Frank began movies on their to ride once again. first date aboard the In 1999, Chuck left Frank Indian. They must Frank at 16 straddling the 1941 military surplus Indian. a 1200 Sportster to ride, then not have gotten Peggy Flynn with she and Frank’s first-born, Chuck, and the in 2001 bought him an H-D caught because this 1947 Indian Chief in about 1954. Start them out young, eh? Heritage. Frank rode the coming June 4 Frank and Frank first became interested in Heritage until May of 2013. He Peggy will be celebrating motorcycles at age 15 while growing loved the bike since it sat nice and Falls, about marrying she and Frank, their 65th wedding anniversary. up in Great Falls, Mont. low, but the weight factor became too the priest said, “Frank won’t make a Frank continued to ride the Indian Frank and a friend heard that some much. good husband, he has a motorcycle. until he was 17 when he purchased fella just purchased 10 motorcycles Currently, Frank is riding a Honda Motorcyclists are a bad crowd and for from the U.S. Army so they stopped by another bike, a 1939 Harley. The ’39 Silver Wing scooter which he says he that reason I won’t marry you.” was one of the first OHV V-twins to check them out. He recollects five When Frank told his mother she See Flynn, Page 22 produced by the company. It was were Indians and five were Harley- January/February 2014 or young in age... Northern Rockies Rider - 21 g lifestyle lives on Undaunted by lymphoma, Will Farrell pushes ‘Dogmeat Enigma’ custom shop By Ben Getz NR Rider Contributing Writer interests of an island dwelling What is an enigma ... or dog meat lad. for that matter? In the late 1990’s he, along The origin of this moniker is still with his parents and younger somewhat wrapped in mystery. Our As a card carrying member of sister, moved back to the subject has gone by the nickname the oh so diverse worldwide order mainland, and Will pursued “Dogmeat” so long he can’t remember of “Motorcycle Enthusiasts,” it still his main goal to become an where it started, and he added amazes me at times the degrees of Army officer and make it a separation and vast array of individual the “Enigma” to create a business career. name under which he does some taste that our passion for two wheels He excelled in school and very impressive, creative, even entails. entered college enrolled in artistic motorcycle and more related There will never be any universal ROTC and started pursuing machining and fabrication. agreement for some on what Asian studies and mechanical His given name is Will Farrell. motorcycle brand is best, what engine engineering. No, not the It was in his freshmen year comedian, of college, sometime around Will Ferrell, 2006, that Will was bitten by (note Will Farrell with one of his “Dogmeat Enigma” street fighter customization projects. the motorcycle bug. He was spelling). a performance-car guy who That is fight his illness, while refocusing another part never really thought that and continuing his education, even much about bikes until he took the to this story working a deal with the Army we will get to be able to stay active in the to later. But reserves. first, a little Will remembers how helpful it background was to focus on things other than on young his treatment or disease; thinking Will from about how he could design, Will with a small array of the customs that have come out of the Dogmeat Ellensburg, engineer and create unique one-off Enigma shop. Wash., custom bits for motorcycles. whom I met Through all of this he a few years ago over a trunk full of configuration rules, and do not even Guarantee: there’s not another triple clamp like continued to hone his machining motorcycle parts. get us started on the “discussions” it; one-off and utterly unique. skills, and has moved through a Will was born to Army parents generated about tire or oil choice! series of motorcycles he artfully in Fort Benning, Ga., and his early There is one thing, however, customized while achieving no small offer to ride a friend’s two-wheeler. years as an army brat were not spent on which I think each and every notoriety among modification freaks As many of us can relate, sane motorcyclist (a that frequent the Custom Streetfighter once he experienced that contradiction of terms?) scene (<www.customfighters.com>). “certain feeling” that only will agree: cancer sucks! In a second offensive, Will’s a motorcycle can produce, Regardless of the cancer came back only a year-andhe was hooked. niche we fall into, a-half later, this time to be met with Like the twisty roads most, if not all riders even more aggressive and invasive that can have that surprise are touched by cancer treatments. Through a renowned blind corner, life sent Will in some way. We know Seattle cancer institute, Will received into an unexpected turn a friend or fellow club an experimental form of self donated that made his course a member who has it, or a bone marrow transplants and endured challenge to say the least. family member, or even much, but refused to fall into self pity In 2006 he was diagnosed if we just participate or give up on his education goals. with Non Hodgkin’s in the ever increasing Unfortunately, because of the longLymphoma, an especially number of poker run/ term prognosis, the Army exempted egregious form of the rally/biker meets to raise him from the Officer Candidate disease in that it often money for someone program, so Will adjusted his studies strikes the young at their or something cancer and goals while at Ellensburg’s Central prime. related. Washington University. The Farrell family was Because our It was in 2009, while Will was no stranger to dealing with “brotherhood” is Will “warming up” the tire on one of his custom street fighter iterations. struggling to make ends meet and serious afflictions. Will’s enormous, when we be able to continue college with mother has been fighting meet a unique individual the added stress of his medical MS for many years and is confined to as nomadically as some; moving from who not only shares our love of bikes condition, that he became connected a wheelchair. base to base. His parents were able but who also has an interesting back with a unique scholarship program So with typical Army toughness, to land a more permanent station story, we are impelled to share it with called Cancer for College (<www. Will soldiered on through the in Hawaii where Will grew up until others. chemo treatments to aggressively the age of 12, pursuing all the usual Enter Dogmeat Enigma. See Flynn, Page 23 January/February 2014 Northern Rockies Rider - 22 Flynn They took Highway 101 up the coast to Portland and then northeast to Spokane and back to Montana. from page 20 The speed limit was 35 mph back then, but Frank is proud of the fact loves because it is fully automatic, a lot that he and his friends never went that lighter than the Heritage and yet quite slow. quick. He says he gets up to 80 mph These days, Frank rides about 150 on the Interstate before he knows it, to 200 miles at a stretch. After that, he though he prefers the frontage roads says, his butt gets a little sore. where he cruises at a befitting 60 mph. Frank offered NR Rider readers a Frank enjoys riding with his two few words of wisdom: sons. All three are members of the “Take it easy and be careful when you ride,” which when young, he understands, is hard to do. 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Frank also loves flying. In 1992 he obtained his private pilot license after building an Avid Flyer Mark IV kitplane in his garage. Frank says flying complements his motorcycle riding in that it keeps his senses sharp and www.northernrockiesrider.com stimulates his mind. Currently he is rebuilding the landing gear since the stock gear is too narrow. He builds model radio controlled airplanes and has a fine collection hanging from the garage ceiling. Favorite motorcycle routes as Frank also likes doing puzzles and working in his shop in the garage. He featured in Northern Rockies Rider says that shop work helps keep his hands flexible. In addition, he volunteers at the State Talking Book Library where he repairs talking books for the blind. Of all the motorcycles Frank owned, his ’41 Indian retains the fondest memories, he says. However, the clutch was that motorcycle’s Achilles’ heel. To shift, Frank had to pull so hard on the hand clutch that the cable kept breaking. Finally, he learned to shift without using the clutch by adjusting the amount of throttle. Frank took that bike everywhere. He and a few friends got antsy one day and decided to take a trip ... to Los Angeles via Chicago. It was during World War II and gas was being rationed, so they used tractor coupons to purchase fuel. In Chicago, Frank laid down the bike for the first and only time. The tires got caught in a street car rail. Luckily he wasn’t going fast for he wasn’t wearing a helmet, “too dumb,” he said. From Chicago the group took Route 66, the “Main Street of America,” through Missouri, Kansas, Oklahoma, Texas, New Mexico, Dani Rollison <nrrider2@gmail.com> 406-490-8472 Arizona and into Los Angeles. Motel 6 of Butte Northern Rockies Rider $3.95 Top Tours 2014 • Almost 200 pages of route reviews, photos, maps and information • 6,750 copies in print on glossy stock - A “keeper” that will be savored, shared and saved by riders. Space is limited...reserve yours now! 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Every year Farrell says that they provide when designing a part tens of he always takes into thousands account not only the of dollars in structural integrity of scholarships a piece or assembly, to current or but also the simplicity prospective and flexibility of college application; bolted students who verses welded, for are dealing instance. He always with cancer. maintains end-result When safety as the main goal, fabricator/ but then it has to look customizer good, too! Will was Perhaps the most chosen as appreciated application one of their of Will’s skills is his recipients, reverse engineering it came to and fabricating one-off actor Will’s replacement parts for attention his mom’s specialized Meghan Farrell is an enthusiast, too. that his power chair, which is “namesake” of European origin, the was to receive an award in Seattle. maker out of business for some time. 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I’ve ridden (or always wanted we have seen numerous the Yaak But these routes are suitable in Glacier We have a saying about or would suppose Going-To-The-Sun Road to be two-wheeled machine, onePark” and moose. We meant of is ne style that “Yellowsto were Kootenai Park,” or substitute and easier on and wolves are present and probably the some truth: “If two-up; just take it slower humorous, but contains here, as in or the “Beartooth Highway.” never totally wiped out parts, the those the bigger and heavier varieties. ya go off the road in them We always respond, “Yes, these rest of the state. before search Marilyn and I have soloed but have you be bears are likely to find ya are extraordinary rides, Some of the pavement could numerous times, but I would Kootenai and rescue does.” since it can be routes ever ridden the Yaak and another described as “primitive” recommend going with Indeed, ride with some friends. striping Country?” broken and rough and lacking is ticket, eh? several. In most of this or the just like bike/rider sounds that?” But, g “Huh? Where’s service. and signage. Corner engineerin country there is no cell phone are “blind” Well, let me tell you... hours away. unpredictable and many See Loops, Page 9 Medical facilities may be timber and This region represents Montana’s be 100 miles due to heavy growth of Motorcycle repair could where roadside. extreme northwest corner underbrush right up to the and close to you’re not far from Idaho By Cole Boehler Subscribe Today! Proof that motorcycles create lasting memories By Dottie Rankin For Northern Rockies Rider and Dad, Alzheimer’s disease This is a story about my es. the powerful effect of motorcycl might think. Well let me A strange combination you a this is not a story filled with tell you before we begin, his personal story of my dad, lot of statistics. This is my es fit into all it all. illness and how his motorcycl the hype: if you own a No doubt you have heard is who you are, it you, of part a motorcycle it becomes a matter if you have ridden it is how you live. It doesn’t get in or a lifetime. Motorcycles month, a year, 10 years and and head and soul. You your blood and your heart truly lasting memories are your bike and rides are what made of. and I have proof. It’s not a cliche’. It’s true was diagnosed with My dad, Wayne Raasch, 2009. See Memories, Page 2 daughter and author Alzheimer’s in If you would like direct home mail delivery, send your name, mailing address, telephone number, e-mail address and $25 to Northern Rockies Rider, 914 Holmes Ave., Butte, MT 59701, or contact us at <nrrider2@gmail.com> Wayne Raasch, aching to Dottie Rankin. get his hands on some Harley Change service requested: grips just once more. 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