i the biodiesel rush is on
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i the biodiesel rush is on
April 24, 2007 Vancouver’s Best Newsweekly Free Every Other Tuesday WWW.TOOTHANDDAGGER.COM FOR CITY, LIFE, AND CULTURE VEGGIE GOLD: THE BIODIESEL RUSH IS ON DAVID RAVENSBERGEN PROSPECTS THE FUTURE I t wasn’t long ago that concern for our habitat was considered the lonely province of patchouli-scented maidens and unkempt men in Birkenstocks. But thanks to the efforts of resolutely normal activists like Al Gore, climate change and sustainability have become the definitive political issues of the day. Corporations are scrambling to green their image, and sectors like alternative energy are poised to become highly profitable industries. Still, confusion abounds as to which solutions are the most effective in terms of reducing our ecological footprint and ensuring sustainable development. Scientific data on life-cycle emissions and carbon credits is disorienting at best, and proponents and detractors offer polar opposite facts on the same issues. The suits have moved in, but some cobwebs remain to be cleared away. Take biodiesel for example: We’ve all heard stories of some eccentric inventor running an old VW van on french-fry oil distilled in a bathtub. Little did we know, that fringe curiosity is in fact a clean-burning, renewable fuel with massive potential to reduce the environmental impact of motorized transportation. Biodiesel is safe for use in normal, unmodified diesel engines, either in its pure form or blended with conventional petrodiesel. Use of 20% biodiesel (B20) results in a 20% decrease in unburned hydrocarbon emissions, while B100 or pure biodiesel provides a 67% reduction. All other categories of tailpipe nastiness are significantly lowered as well. HONEYBEES ARE DISAPPEARING FROM B.C. HIVES, AND YOUR DAMN POLYPHONIC RINGTONES MIGHT BE WHY P.4 WHERE TO NOW? CONTINUED ON P. 6 WITH BOSMAN’S CLOSING, WHAT WILL HAPPEN TO THE WORLD’S GREATEST PIECE OF ART? DUNCAN MCHUGH GIVES A HISTORY LESSON P.11 TRANSLINK CAMERAS: MICHAEL LAPOINTE RIDES THE BUS TO 1984 P.3 2 April 24, 2007 Tooth and Dagger News Table of Contents Vancouver’s Best Newsweekly News P. 3 Eight pilot cameras on new trolley buses are part of a new surveillance program. Michael LaPointe asks why. April 24, 2007 Tooth and Dagger is published bi-weekly and distributed on Tuesdays. The next issue will be available at all stockists on May 10, 2007. P. 4 P.4 P. 5 If you wish to advertise with Tooth and Dagger: advertising@toothanddagger.com or (778)885-7741 Our rates are really good right now, and you can get a nice placement. Bee Colonies Vanish Feature P. 6 Biodiesel Renewable fuel with nominal changes to existing infrastructure? Say it ain’t So! David Ravensbergen looks deeper. Sunday Morning Chowdown Music G33K! Dancing with myself about architecture Curtis Woloschuk reveals that his obsession Tired of dancing by himself, Chris Eng throws down online.. with handmade album covers is his Achilles heel. P. 10 P. 8 Bosman’s is Dead; Long live Bosman’s The Legendary Bosman’s SideBar is closing, but Duncan M. McHugh squeezes some stories out of it before it’s gone. Someone else is picking up the bill, so Duncan McHugh heads to Tomato for a classy brunch. Thanks to all those listed above, and also: Aja Bond, Caroline Walker, Dory Kornfeld, Jen Harvey, Jessica Rosciglione, Kalin Harvey, Kat Siddle, Reanna Alder, and Quinn Omori. Can’t Kick the Habit There’s more to Billy Johnny’s footwear obsession that just sneakers. Bee colonies have sent Graeme Worthy the collective Text Message: ‘So long and thanks for all the pollen’. P. 5 Advertising P. 9 P. 11 Life Solar Hot Water Party Invades Mount Pleasant Sarah Buchanan learns how to shower using the sun, from Vancouver Free School. 14 Days Sean Orr’s famous wit illuminates a fortnight’s news. Publisher Graeme Worthy graeme@toothanddagger.com Creative Director Will Brown will@toothanddagger.com · News Michael LaPointe michael@toothanddagger. com, Sean Orr seanorr@toothanddagger.com · Features David Ravensbergen davidr@toothanddagger.com · Life Duncan M. McHugh duncan@toothanddagger.com, Chris Eng chriseng@toothanddagger.com, Sarah Buchanan sarah@toothanddagger.com · Music Curtis Woloschuk curtisw@toothanddagger.com P. 9 Cameras on TransLink My Parkade P. 10 James Steidle finds out you’re never alone, when you have a parkade. Streethawk, Web Falcon Graeme Worthy talks with editor Quinn Omori about starting up online. Cameras on TransLink by Micheal LaPointe Contact Abuse should be directed at the editor. Friendly comments, backpats, salutations, and writing submissions are also accepted: editor@toothanddagger.com Art, photo, fashion, and design submissions to the art director: art@toothanddagger.com Stockists and Distributors please contact: circulation@toothanddagger.com toothanddagger.com To advertise in Tooth and Dagger you don’t need any fancy designs. We accept simple, plain text. Transit authority takes measures on public transit assaults For our rates email: advertising@toothanddagger.com or call: (778)885-7741 We all get away with things at the backs of the bus, but soon enough, passengers will think twice when they ride in Vancouver. TransLink and the Coast Mountain Bus Company (CMBC) are currently testing video surveillance on eight of the city’s new trolley buses. According to Ken Hardie, communications director with TransLink, “by the end of this year, 200 buses should have cameras, and by the end of 2008, about 350.” This major investment comes as part of a new effort to increase security presence on public transit, leaving some to wonder what issue the cameras are addressing. Doug MacDonald, director of communications with CMBC, explains, “There were about Buses p. 4>> Tooth and Dagger April 24, 2007 3 News 14 Days Sean Orr Green Party Green Party chickens out on acclaimed Kingsway riding candidate Kevin Potvin whose own ‘revolting confession’ about feeLing joy on 9/11 came back to haunt him . I guess you can’t be honest in politics. Vancouver 2010 Speaking of honesty, The City fires Sustainability Manager who disagreed with city’s handling of the South East False Creek housing complex/2010 athlete’s village. After firing the entire board of variance earlier in his term, Citizen Sam rips another throat out. Hey, wasn’t sustainability a cornerstone of the Olympic bid? now here. I’m going to guess a commemorative portrait of Harriet Nahanee won’t be on them. Nahanee died after a stint in prison for opposing the decision to build the Sea-ToSky highway through the ecologically sensitive Eagleridge Bluffs. Playoffs While Canucks fever grips city council, Coun. Kim Capri will vote on motions by waving a Canucks souvenir white towel. I’m sure that it will make the evicted residents of SRO hotels feel all warm and fuzzy inside. After all, “We Are All Canucks”, right? Playoff Riots Sea-to-Ski highway Meanwhile, Olympicthemed license plates are Speaking of the Canucks, they’ve teamed up with the City to urge fans not to riot this year. Because the ‘94 riot had nothing to do with paranoid, under-equipped, under-trained, over-hyped police, it was because we were all pissed off that we lost a hockey game. Granville Bar owners resort to Big Brother tactics to control Granville Street’s nightclub violence. Anyone kicked out of one club will have their ID scanned and will be refused from other bars. That’s not gonna piss drunk people off at all. Meanwhile, council remains divided on whether to roll back bar hours to 2am. I guess England’s recent decision to allow 24hour drinking won’t be catching on here anytime soon. More Fibreglass Animals The City of Vancouver launches its Creative City Taskforce to show that it’s “committed to building our future as a creative city, open and accessible to the broadest range of artistic expression, and to the widest community participation”. Yeah, because Orcas, Spirit Bears and the soon-to-hit-the-streets Eagles in the City are a fine example. Who needs DIY artist-run centres like The Butchershop, Seamrippers, The Sugar Refinery, The Underwear Farm, WRKSDVSN, the old Blim, Gnarnia, The Church of Pointless Hysteria, and 69 Pender anyways? Health Private Clinic hires doctors from out of province to dodge medicare laws. It turns out that if, as a doctor, you’ve never taken payment from MSP, you don’t have to play by their rules! Free hip-replacements for all aging baby-boomer Supreme Court judges! Bee Colonies Vanish Your phone is probably not to blame by Graeme Worthy Large numbers of honeybees in many parts of the US and increasingly in Canada have been vanishing without a trace, and it’s beginning to raise concern among more than just beekeepers. Colony Collapse Disorder (CCD) is a mysterious condition where beehives are suddenly abandoned by worker bees. Although scattered CCD-like reports go back several decades, the past couple of months has seen an outbreak resulting in a decrease in the US bee population in some states by as much as 75%. It is currently not known what causes CCD, but it made more headlines this week when reports of a German study indicated the phenomenon might be triggered by electromagnetic radiation from mobile phones. While the links between mobile phones and the bees disappearance seem tenuous, bees do use magnetism as one of their primary senses for navigation, as well as for hive building, and their navigation can be disrupted by powerful electromagnetic fields. But if the phones were to blame, areas dense with cellphone towers in Europe and elsewhere would likely have seen the phenomenon first. However, CCD developed first in the US across geographically varied states, and only later in Europe. Also, it has only emerged on a mass scale recently, not gradually as areas took up cellular phone technology over the past two decades. Whatever the cause, honeybees are responsible for pollinating a wide variety of fruit and vegetable crops. This leads some to worry about what will become of these crops if there are no bees to do this job. >>Buses cont’d 240 assaults on drivers last year. That’s everything from a verbal assault, spitting, to a fairly violent assault.” In early 2006, a bus driver was severely beaten, suffering a broken lip and loss of teeth. But does this constitute a valid reason to install surveillance? Micheal Vonn is policy director with the B.C. Civil Liberties Association (BCCLA). She explains that, according to the Privacy Commissioner of British Columbia, the company must answer two questions in order to defend their decision to install cameras. The first demands a justification for a camera system. TransLink and CMBC provide two. Primarily, Hardie believes that the cameras will act as a deterrent. As a result, he says “People are not going to get involved with graffiti, and they’re not going to misbehave.” However, recent studies have shown cameras to be ineffective as a deterrent in public space: “Cameras are only effective in very, very limited situations, and I’m not aware of public transit being one of them,” says Vonn. “And against assaults, cameras have zero effect as a deterrent.” Secondly, Hardie argues that in extreme cases of assault, “the video record becomes something that’s useful in court.” But for 4 April 24, 2007 Tooth and Dagger Micheal Vonn, this explanation “doesn’t follow logically. It’s hard to imagine that you’re lacking witnesses on public transport. [I don’t think] that we’ve got a major prosecutorial problem with these assaults.” The Privacy Commissioner’s second question asks the company to state their previous attempts to address the problem. “We take the position that cameras are not necessarily unjustified in public space,” says Vonn. “The point is that it should be the last recourse.” Other than occasional security checks on buses or the SkyTrain, however, the new trolley buses mark TransLink’s first major initiative to combat assault. So what explanation is there for the surveillance installation? Ken Hardie claims that it was merely TransLink responding to public demand: “The actual call to put cam- eras on buses really came from the public and the operators, people who have a stake in security.” But as for the public input, Hardie admits, “There was no specific consultation campaign, to go out and talk about this.” Instead, TransLink gathered public opinion, “more in the general, ongoing monitoring we do of the public’s sense of safety and security on the system.” Micheal Vonn responds, “It’s possible that they’ve received some indications from discreet members of the public, saying, ‘We think cameras are great,’ but this doesn’t constitute an effective public consultation. There are people who feel otherwise.” Furthermore, the operators have already raised objections to the cameras. In fact, Hardie says the drivers union “didn’t want “Against assaults, cameras have zero effect as a deterrent” cameras capturing stuff that could lead to disciplinary action against operators.” Thus the system is designed to capture video only when triggered. Doug MacDonald says triggers occur “usually by a heavy-brake application, and there is also a switch that the driver can activate.” This begs the obvious question: how are operators going to trigger the cameras when being assaulted? Clearly, there is a major discrepancy in TransLink’s account. Their justifications seem unfounded and are unlikely to be effective in addressing any problem. The operators are wary of the idea, and it seems strange that a public would ask for cameras when, according to Hardie himself, “Generally speaking, people feel quite safe on the SkyTrain and on the buses.” Micheal Vonn speculates, “I simply think that the means were made available. There has been a certain amount of federal money for these types of surveillance initiatives on public transit post-9/11. That’s at least the first piece of the puzzle.” Whether a legitimate reason lies behind the cameras, or they’re merely a frivolous expenditure, a troubling question mark remains for which no one seems to have an answer. Life Sunday Morning Chowdown G33K! A BRUNCH R E VI E W Tomato Fresh Food Cafe 3305 Cambie Street (At 17th Ave.) 604.874.6020 tomatofresh foodcafe.com Chris Eng Duncan M. McHugh Tomato is one of those places that’s a total lock if you’re going for brunch with your parents. It’s classy, the servers dress well and demonstrate exemplary hygiene, and your folks have probably read about it in The Vancouver Sun. Fortunately, in spite of these yuppie trappings, it’s also totally delicious. My recent visit to Tomato was with a friend, her mom and her aunt. While they are open-minded people, I’m sure that my elder companions were more comfortable here than being served by hippies on the Drive. It is slightly pricier than those eastside brunch places, but then a big part of going out of for brunch with the older set is that they’re going to pick up the tab, so I didn’t worry about it. Tomato has a lot of variety in its offerings. On the ‘healthy’ side of the brunch spectrum, there’s granola with yogurt and fruit salad, in the middle there’s waffles, omelettes and sandwiches, then bennies and milkshakes on the ‘treatyourself-right’ end. I had the Diner Classic, which is really just the ol’ bacon and eggs, with hash browns and toast on the side. Tomato does this very well. The eggs were perfectly poached; the bacon was, in truth, backbacon, which is leaner and closer to ham than its stripped cousin; the hash browns were more like roast potatoes and not too greasy; the toast was fresh sourdough and came with a wedge of butter and jam. If someone else is picking up the tab, I recommend three additional items. Firstly, start off with some juice. Tomato’s freshly squeezed juices will diminish the effects of a hangover much more quickly than coffee. I had the ‘Daytripper’, which mixes strawberries, oranges and pineapple. Secondly, if you’re one of the meat-inclined, get the turkey sausage; it’s delicious and adds a little oomph to your meal. Thirdly, if you’re getting an egg dish and you—like me—use up your toast to scoop up the eggs, get an extra order of toast. You don’t want to miss out on the jam. And a little extra of their delicious sourdough can’t be a bad thing. And if you need a post-brunch haircut, you’re all set. Charles the barber is set up in a little nook next to the front door. Cuts still only 11 bucks! Brunch served weekends and holidays, 9am-3pm Price: $12 (including coffee and tip) Lineup: 5-10 minutes Vegetarian options: Plenty! Soy milk: Yes, but it curdled. Dang! I don’t really dance in public anymore. It’s not that I never could—I used to skank on-stage for a ska band—or physically can’t, it’s just that I’ve become more acutely aware of when I’m making an ass of myself. This is also the reason I don’t play Dance Dance Revolution. Because in my life, any opportunity I have to not be humiliated by 12 year olds with better rhythm than me is taken. In private however, well, that’s another story. If the 12 year olds can’t see me and don’t know it’s me making an ass out of myself, all bets are off. And because of this, I say bring on Dance! Online—the new massively multiplayer online game from Acclaim. Finally, we sad old men (i.e. past legal age) united in our fear that we’ll throw a hip out on the advanced levels of DDR and be left clinging desperately to the railing while elementary students point and laugh are able to play a close simulation online and show those little bastards what’s what. And even if they do manage to kick our asses, we’ll simply spend some hard-earned real money for in-game Acclaim Coins and bling ourselves out. So what if our avatar looks like Orlando Bloom only scrawnier? He’ll be pimped out and lookin’ fine. If they do kick your ass, though, you still need to keep dancing, otherwise your avatar gets fat and paunchy and the whole point of this game is that it’s not mirroring reality. Remember: it’s not literally supposed to be you huffing and puffing away on the dance floor in sweat pants with Dorito dust on your fingers. This is as much a fantasy as World of Warcraft, just with less Orcs and violent assault and more being served. More getting married, too, since you can get hitched in-game. All you have to do is compete with your heterosexual dance partner enough and you can buy some rings and get married. Then you can wake up in the morning, slowly remember what you did last night, and rush to the store so you can get divorced with a Dump Potion. All of which is starting to sound more and more like reality, but then you pwn some n00b on the dance floor and you earn some more points and you buy yourself some new shoes and go out struttin’ in the chat rooms and the ladies toss compliments your way like: “j00 r teh sexy. a/s/l?” Trust me, things like that don’t happen in real life. Dance! Online dance.acclaim.com (Acclaim) Free to install NEWS: _Under proposed Australian legislation, if you’re caught illegally downloading music, you could have your internet cut off. Or, if you use dial-up you could have your phone cut off. And then, when your house is on fire and you have no way of calling the fire department, what are you going to do? Are you going to get that Justin Timberlake single to dial 911 for you? Because it won’t! Seriously, though, if people download entire albums over dial-up, spending three days waiting for them to finally wheeze their way onto the desktop, I think we should just let them have them, because it’s heart-breakingly tragic that people out there should have to use the internet the same way we did ten years ago. Poor bastards—I bet they have to use AltaVista, too. _People hoping to rip HD DVD and Blu-Ray discs on their computer using the recent cracks have had their plans thwarted by manufacturers of the software players who have closed the holes in the protection. Now all hi-def DVDs will be safe, because no more security breaches can be made in the copy protection ever. Yes, this is how technology works. _In a double-header of casting decisions that prompt the question “‘Good’ or ‘Hunh’?” Christina Ricci has been cast as Trixie in the Wachowski Brothers’ upcoming Speed Racer movie and Edward Norton will be playing Bruce Banner in the next Incredible Hulk flick. I’m leaning toward “Hunh?” right now. _And finally, Kurt Vonnegut Jr. has died at the respectable age of 84—so it goes. JUST RELEASED: Those of you who have been twiddling your thumbs since 2004 waiting for the video game adaptation of the excellent war comic Red Star to make its debut will be happy that it’s finally making an appearance for the PS2. Likewise, fans of depressing French cinema (as if there’s another kind— pffft) will be thrilled at the Criterion release of La Haine. MC Frontalot’s new album “Secrets From the Future” may be the best CD you hear all year, if only for the so-true-ithurts track “I Hate Your Blog”. Comic-wise, John Bolton’s new graphic novel God Save the Queen (it’s about faeries, not Liz II) is on shelves as is the penultimate issue of 52. But what you’ve really been waiting with bated breath for are Volumes 1 and 2 of The Littlest Hobo. So grab a hat and travel light on your way to the video store—that’s hobo style. We treat your ad like gold. (because to us, it is.) Advertising in Tooth and Dagger couldn’t be easier. A simple phone call or an email gets you in touch with our smart, qualified staff. We’ll give you a good sized space, so your message won’t get lost on the page. We’ll also give you a good rate, because though we’re small, we’ve got a focused distribution that targets the right people. 10% of people tell the other 90% what to read, what to wear, what to watch, and where to eat. We’re talking to the smartest people in the city. People just like you. Email us: advertising@toothanddagger.com or Call us: (778)885-7741 Tooth and Dagger April 24, 2007 5 photo by William Ohl Biodiesel Basics BIODIESEL promises a quick fix to a golden future by David Ravensbergen —but can its appeal last? Continued from Page 1 T h e b a t h t u b s t o r y m a y h a v e s o u n d ed outrageous a decade ago, homebrewed biodiesel is becomi n g i n c r e a s i n g l y p o p u l a r a m o n g s t farmers and city slickers alike. The environmental benef its a r e u n d e n i a b l e , a n d t h e p r o s p e c t of controlling your own means of fuel production is hard to r e s i s t . Th i s c e r t a i n l y i s n ’ t a t r a d e you can master in an afternoon, but educational videos are a l l o v e r Yo u Tu b e , a n d w e b s i t e s l i ke journeytoforever.org provide step-by-step instructions for pr o d u c i n g b i o d i e s e l i n t h e c o m f o r t o f y o u r o wn home. With little more than a bottle of vegetable oil from th e s u p e r m a r k e t , s o m e m e t h a n o l - b a s e d a n t i f r eeze and a package of lye, anyone can mix their own batch of b i o d i e s e l a n d b e r e a d y f o r t h e r o a d . While I’m all for DIY and self-sufficiency, the homebrew craze has unintentionally earmarked biodiesel as a hobbyist fuel, rather than a robust energy source capable of meeting the needs of industry. For farmers who can grow their own oil-bearing crops, self-produced fuel makes good sense. Yet for an urban motorist or commercial fleet boss, self-reliance isn’t so easy. Commercial biodiesel production is a slightly more complicated undertaking. Oil-rich crops like soy, canola, palm and canola provide the “feedstock material”, which is processed in a refinery and subjected to arcane-sounding procedures like transesterification. Most manufacturers produce the fuel according to the BQ-9000 program to ensure their biodiesel meets rigorous quality specifications. To the owner/operator of an 18-wheeler, this means guaranteed quality and peace of mind. To the Volkswagen driver, however, credentials are an unnecessary production cost, and the bathtub doesn’t charge. If biodiesel is to have a measurable impact as a green fuel, economies of scale must develop to allow for widespread production and availability. Supply chains must be solidified, linking farmers, refiners and distributors with the end users. But before that can happen, public perception has to change. Currently, most Canadians see biodiesel as little more than a curiosity. 6 April 24, 2007 Tooth and Dagger Dennis Rogoza, director of the BC Biofleet program, sees education as the first step towards a viable Canadian biodiesel industry. Biofleet works to dispel the shroud of mystery and misinformation surrounding the fuel. “[We’re] really about sharing information and becoming a resource centre for those fleets that want to know more about biodiesel and how it’s used in different applications,” Rogoza explains. Those range from mining and fish farming to shipping and transportation, but Canadian companies have yet to really catch on. In hopes of spreading the word, BC Biofleet offers one-onone consultations with fleet managers and industry bosses, and holds public workshops. Rogoza definitely sees interest picking up, but changing entrenched reliance on fossil fuels is slow going. Although biodiesel may not be on the tip of everyone’s tongue here in Canada, it’s a different story across the Atlantic. “Biodiesel started as a very small enterprise in Europe over 15 years ago. Somebody built the first plant and now we have biodiesel spread across Europe on a big scale,” says Rogoza. He cites 1900 retail stations in Germany that currently offer biodiesel at the pump, a number that roughly translates to one in ten of the country’s fuel stations. France and other EU nations are also rapidly expanding their biodiesel infrastructure, and car manufacturers are evolving to meet the increasing demand. According to the Pacific News Service, diesel cars now account for 70% of the vehicles sold in France and 68% in Spain. Compared to diesel’s paltry 2% share in Canada, it’s no surprise that biodiesel is so much bigger in Europe. This gap in adoption rates could easily be attributed to a North American reluctance to accept the savvy of Europeans, but it’s not just Europe. Though on a smaller scale, the United States also has a burgeoning biodiesel industry, especially in the more agricultural states. Both Minnesota and Washington State have legislated that all diesel sold within their borders must contain at least two percent biodiesel (B2). The city of Portland has taken it even further, with a recent municipal law requiring a minimum B10 blend. Even Willie Nelson is doing his part with his line of premium biodiesel, “BioWillie”. In a PBS interview, Nelson admits that when his wife first told him about a Jetta running on used cooking oil, he was a little incredulous. “I really thought she was a little off there,” he chuckles. “I thought she’d been in my stash a little bit.” Since then, the country music legend has come around, and BioWillie has pumps in seven states. The Long Road to Canada To Curtis Mearns of Cascadia Biofuels, it was the success of the fuel south of the border that spurred the initial drive here in BC. “I got involved in biodiesel when I was doing some work in the US,” Mearns explains. “When I came back to Canada I went over to the GVRD and said, ‘Is anyone doing anything on this biodiesel stuff ?’” Intrigued, the GVRD introduced Mearns to the municipal fleet managers in and around the Lower Mainland, which led to an agreement in 2005 that “If we actually went to B10 ... we’d be compliant with Kyoto. It would reduce our saw Vancouver, Richmond, Whistler, Delta, Burnaby and North Vancouver adopt blends ranging from B5 to B20 in their engineering, parks board and other on-road vehicles. As Rogoza explains, “the ones who really kick-started the marketplace here in BC were the municipal fleets.” For companies interested in making the switch to renewable fuels, the trailblazing efforts of the municipalities are reassuring. Continuing to use regular diesel is the path of least resistance, and the government is going to have to lead the fight against inertia if it expects private industry to follow suit. The BC government appears poised to take its leadership role up a notch. The recently unveiled provincial Energy Plan mandates a five percent average use of biodiesel by 2010, surpassing a federal target of two percent by 2012. While this may sound like a good start, Mearns explains that the target is misleading. The key lies in the use of the word ‘average’, which sits innocuously in the midst of the declaration. Rather than spurring change with a minimum of B5, the average allows most companies to carry on using regular diesel, as long as a few are doing their part. Under the average, a single large marine biodiesel user like BC Ferries could make up the entire five percent of the province’s total use. “If it’s a B5 minimum...then guys like us are going to have to put in the infrastructure to make it work,” Mearns explains. “If that minimum was in place we’d have to have all the stations there.” Driven to Co-Operate Just as the rise of organic food was driven by voracious consumer appetite, biodiesel will expand if people demand it. Rather than wait for government approval, drivers need to take their diesel vehicles straight to the pump to fuel up on biodiesel. Such immediate action is a fine plan for residents of Delta or Burnaby with easy access to local bio-pumps, but Vancouverites will quickly discover that the city is dry. That’s exactly what Louise Schwarz and Robert Weatherbe of Vancouver-based company Recycling Alternative realized back in 2004 when they first went looking for biodiesel. Eager to reduce the emissions from their fleet of recycling trucks but confronted with a lack of supply, the pair partnered with Robb Miller of Ecofuels Canada to create the Vancouver Biodiesel Co-Op. “Myself and my business partner Robert Weatherbe, we run our own recycling business, and we’ve been doing that for 15 years in the city,” explains Schwarz. “We were the first people to join the CoOp, and we’ve been running our fleet on biodiesel for the last three years. We provided a location and a place where the Co-Op members could centralize.” That location is 360 Industrial Avenue, the The adoption gap: Diesel powered cars Gasoline powered cars Canada: 2% Diesel France: 70% Diesel In Belgum, France, and Spain, diesel accounts for approximately 70% of new cars sold. In Canada, that number is 2%. Source: Pacific News Service headquarters of the Recycling Alternative and the only place in Vancouver proper where biodiesel is available for sale. For a registration fee of $100, CoOp members are given access to a fuel tote on site which stocks B100 year round. Since the Co-Op is not a licensed purveyor of diesel, biodiesel is only offered in its pure, unblended form—and that’s exactly how they like it. “The interest of Co-Op members generally is to look at high blends. They’re not doing a conservative B5 or B20 like what you see in the commercial sector,” says Schwarz. “Individuals who have joined the Co-Op are people who are very interested in decreasing their ecoprint. They’re looking at upwards of 50%, and they are blending it themselves, they will splash blend into their own tanks.” While individual blending requires a greater degree of knowhow, it also means that the Co-Op can keep its operations simple and effective. Selling pre-blended biodiesel would require the Co-Op to register as a fuel distributor, and grapple with all the attendant safety and toxicity issues. With a full roster of 100 people, the Vancouver Biodiesel Co-Op is not accepting new members as of this writing. Their existing infrastructure is stretched to the limit, and new facilities will have to be developed before more members can join up. As Schwarz explains, the large volume of calls and inquiries she receives on a regular basis has played a significant role in driving expansion. More and more people are interested in switching to diesel engines, and biodiesel is driving the shift. At the Co-Op’s upcoming AGM shortly after Earth Day, Co-Op members will decide exactly how they would like their organization to evolve. Coming Clean While gaining government support and expanding infrastructure are both key elements of promoting biodiesel use, sustained public debate on the subject is equally important. Those involved in the biodiesel industry understandably focus on the fuel’s merits, but it is essential to assess criticisms and potential drawbacks. Biodiesel is not cold fusion. It is not a miracle new energy source that will allow us to continue on our starry path of unbridled consumption. Like all other forms of energy, it has conditions and consequences. First, there is the issue of blend use. Biodiesel has a high “cloud point”, which means that it will begin to gel at higher temperatures than conventional diesel. B100 is fine in the warm days of summer, but it can cause engines to seize up as the days get colder. Additives are available to lower the cloud point, but the most obvious solution is to use lower blends in cold weather. Curtis Mearns recommends the use of footprint or emissions profile right across the country overnight” seasonal blends to his customers. He sells B20 during the winter months, and switches to B40 for the summer. Installing heated fuel lines in your vehicle is another option, but that would spoil the claim that biodiesel runs on regular engines without any expensive modifications. Second, many critics have cited the vast amount of land required to grow sufficient feedstock crops for widespread biodiesel use. There are growing concerns that as biodiesel production becomes more lucrative, land that was once used for food will be converted to oil-bearing cash crops. According to Dennis Rogoza, conversion of premium land from food to fuel production is not the problem critics make it out to be. “There’s lots of marginal land available to produce oil-based crops for renewable fuels,” he says. Such land is currently not being used for agricultural purposes, and is capable of supporting the growth of feedstock crops like canola. Additionally, Rogoza believes that new varieties of existing crops and as-yet untapped source materials have the potential to provide a higher oil yield with less land use. “There’s a whole second generation of feedstocks that are going to come to the table and be made available that have a much higher oil content,” Rogoza says. “The economics are very strong for the farmers, and it won’t effect the food supply at all.” In countries like Brazil, Malaysia and Indonesia, deforestation is an ongoing issue. Palm is the most efficient and profitable source for biodiesel in warmer climates, and vast tracts of rainforest are being cleared to make room for commercial palm farms. Organizations like Friends of the Earth International decry the irony that the industrialized countries’ thirst for renewable fuels is actually speeding up the rate of deforestation in crucial rainforest areas. This cannot be easily dismissed. Rogoza admits that there is no obvious solution, but claims a large effort is underway to install sustainability criteria for palmoil production. What’s Next One of the great fallacies held by critics of renewable fuels is the assumption that a single fuel source will come to replace oil. Dependence on a single source of energy is what sparked the present crisis in the first place, and searching for a single replacement is a doomed project. In the energy industry as in healthy ecosystems, diversity allows for flexible responses to fuel or food shortages. Any viable solutions to our reliance on oil will incorporate the prospect of diversity. Biodiesel is a promising fuel, but it will be most effective when developed alongside ethanol, solar power and in concert with other emerging technologies. cont’d>> Tooth and Dagger April 24, 2007 7 Life >>Biodiesel cont’d That being said, it is important that we act now using the existing solutions we have at our disposal. There’s been a great deal of commotion over the development of the “Hydrogen Highway” between Vancouver and Whistler, a project sponsored by both the provincial and federal governments. Said to be completed in time for the 2010 Olympics, the project is described on the Hydrogen Highway website as “a showcase for hydrogen and fuel cell technology development,” as well as “a metaphor for our route to the future.” In other words, the 1.1 million-dollar undertaking will have no tangible benefits in terms of reducing greenhouse gas emissions. Considering that biodiesel is a fuel being successfully used by fleets all over the world, the time for metaphorical solutions has come and gone. Mearns is weary of government greenwashing, and longs to see realistic action on alternative fuels. “What happens if we make it mandatory for everyone to do a B5? Well that’s kinda cool, but if we actually went to B10—that means everybody—we’d be compliant with Kyoto. It would reduce our footprint or emissions profile right across the country overnight,” he says. I like the sounds of that. What was the name of that highway again? Fu r t h e r r e a d i n g : www.ghgenius.com www.biofleet.net www.vancouverbiodiesel.org www.biodiesel.org My Parkade by James Steidle Before they painted it grey, the parkade across the street was noticeable for miles. It had a bright coat of neon green and enough lighting to make your car gleam as you circled the exit ramp. That wasn’t the only thing remarkable about this sterile concrete structure. Nobody lived or worked there. Located on the corner of Columbia and Cordova streets in the heart of one of the most densely populated neighbourhoods in Vancouver, not a soul could call the place home. I guess that’s what caught my attention. This corner was not always boring. In the 1890’s, the place was two blocks down from the Evans, Coleman & Evans Wharf, the main shipping point to the Klondike. Archive records show it was occupied by Marshall Morrison ship-builders, who no doubt outfitted a few of these ships. Located right by the docks, the place was once the heart of the hard-drinking, lumberjack community of what is now the Downtown Eastside. Second-hand loggers supplies were sold in dilapidated shacks, along with a blacksmith and carriage repair-shop. By the 1930’s it was a block of stores, shops, restaurants, the Harbour View Café, two barbers and some offices. The path to parkade started in 1949 when the city demolished the block, replacing it with a vacant lot for parking. The current 6-story structure was not built until the early 1970’s. Razing a bustling block of stores to replace it with a sterile parkade was part of a broader trend in the post-war era. As the automobile was the chosen form of getting around at that point in time, massive amounts of resources now had to be devoted to the terminal capacity of the automobile. Expensive minimum parking requirements were instituted for all new developments, and land that had once been used for urban purposes was converted to parking. There was also an external element driving the construction of parkades in Vancouver-- the massive quantities of free 7 April 24, 2007 Tooth and Dagger Pretty squab adorn this ordinary-looking wonder. parking found in the suburbs. West Vancouver’s Park Royal-- the ground-breaking precursor to the big-box store and modern shopping mall when built in the 1940’s- had a sea of asphalt no downtown business could compete with. As a result, the Downtown business community united to lobby the city for downtown parkades, and with that the influential Downtown Business Association (now known as the Downtown Vancouver Association) was born. True to this tradition, it has long since advocated for car-based transportation options at the ex- pense of transit, cycling, or pedestrian facilities. Today, the primary users of the parkade are employees of the Vancouver Police Department and Provincial Court house on Main-- many of whom I found out commute from within Vancouver. I asked people around the neighbourhood what they thought of the parkade and it was practically non-existent. It was simply a place to park, a place as lifeless as its concrete exterior (this is not entirely true- pigeons do live in the brickwork). However, some people did see it for what it was not. I asked a man smoking a cig- arette outside what he thought. His name was Mike and he had been in the Salvation Army detox centre located next door for two months. “They should let people sleep in there,” he said. “They don’t let you sleep in there. Why not? He pointed out that it was safe and dry, and that cops were going in there all the time. “You know? They help you out and we’d help them out,” he said, leaning against the wall. “We could watch their cars while they’re gone and that sort of thing.” The ticket checker came by a short time later. His job was to kick out people who tried to sleep there or smoke crack in the stairwell. A few nights later some kids from the suburbs drove into the parkade and set up shop. They got out the cases of beer and cranked AC/DC while yelling obscenities for the whole neighbourhood to hear. We watched them from the balcony. After a few hours they shut it down and disappeared into Gastown- the Blarney Stone, I imagined- only to return two hours later to get things started again. It went late, ending finally in a tire- squealing frenzy of drunk driving, the cars disappearing back out onto the streets and out of the city where they came. The possibilities of a different, more interesting life for this piece of real-estate do not look promising. Bob Macdonald, senior parking policy engineer with the City of Vancouver, pointed out that so long as the courthouse and police station are located up the street, assuming these employees will not use transit, the parkade will continue to exist. He also pointed out that parking is provided by practically none of the historic structures in the area, which were built long before parking was ever a modern reality. The parkade was necessary, he argued, to service the heritage area. For now, the parkade remains a grey island in the midst of a city, a home to pigeons but not people. What was once a place where people socialized, got their hair cut, lived, has for the past 60 years carried the unremarkable story of being a parking lot, oblivious to its surroundings and the different story it could have told. Life Solar Hot Water Party invades Mount Pleasant by Sarah Buchanan illustrations by Reanna Alder If you are really bent on sticking out the coming environmental apocalypse, I strongly suggest doing one of two things: 1. Learn to build solar panels from everyday objects or 2. Find someone who has learned this and cling to said person. On March 30th I attended a workshop in Mount Pleasant concerning the first suggestion. The hands-on class ran all day, and ended with our small group of amateurs surrounding two completed solar hot water panels. Similar workshops are planned as part of a “Free School” initiative led by Andrew Rushmere, an education student at SFU. The Free School idea is simple and revolutionary: learning should be free, and workshops should be held within communities in order to share the knowledge of their members. The next workshop is scheduled for May, and will involve kelp harvesting from local beaches. This is not the bad kind of kelp harvesting, either. It’s the good kind, where all the little kelp survive. The Free School will run workshops throughout the summer, with potential topics including: bee keeping, bike maintenance, trombone lessons, felting and, my favorite, learning to sing with your cat. Below is a rough rehashing of our day, but is by no means a step-by-step guide. Anyone intending to make and use a solar hot water panel should be aware that I have skipped over many details, such as the risk of Legionnaire’s disease (bacteria) in warm water. You don’t want this disease. It’s gross and you could die. Also, there are many small errors that can occur, then throwing off the entire system and causing you to look like a fool. Please research the process in detail to avoid harm and potential embarrassment. 10am: Mike Anderson, our resident solar power expert, opens the workshop with a simple explanation. “The sun is hot.” We are all relieved. This makes sense, and does not require complex equations. The basic idea is that dark things absorb heat, and metal pipes then conduct this heat into the water flowing through them. Therefore, if you run water pipes through a dark thermal mass heated by the sun, they will get hot, and you will bathe happily from this water. There are different ways to do this, depending on how much hot water you need, and how much you want to spend. For the panels we built, all materials were scavenged (i.e. old windows, wood, clay, sand, and insulation) except for the copper tubing, which cost thirty-five dollars. 11am: Work begins, and the sound of power tools fills the air. I stare vacantly at a circular saw, feeling lost, but then Roberto, a man from South America, patiently teaches me to cut copper tubing with a less intimidating tool, a funny little blade shaped in a circle. Roberto watches as I do this backwards. After mastering the pipecutter, I move on to caulking, then to screwing in nails along with a UBC student in rubber boots. We make cob with clay scavenged from a building site down the road, some sand we found down another road, and straw from someone’s garden. This will be our thermal mass, as it is dark and retains heat well. 12pm: Over lunch, a kind woman named Marie-Sol explains to me that in Venezuela, streetlights are run on solar power that has been trapped throughout the day. We both decide that this is very smart. Can’t Kick the Habit Billy Johnny I don’t want to get pigeonholed here by just writing about sneakers: there’s more for your feet than just Air Forces and Bapstas. Fetishization in the shoe world doesn’t end at fluorescent sneakers(though do check out the amazing work of Art Force One at art-force-one.com, a custom sneaker pimp from France who claims to have been on the rave tip since before the 80s were back.). No, this week I want to say a little about Paul Smith, the UK shop owner-cum-fashion designer who knows a little something about finer footwear for men and women. Yes, sometimes you have to put on something a little classier, whether for a wedding, wake, or job interview, and from what I understand: euro-style square toes are fucking lame. Military style dress shoes and fat heeled casual shoes create heel draggers and abrupt silhouettes. Shouldn’t there be more flight in your foot? Paul Smith Shoes solve this with a line of slim dress and casual shoes that are goddamn expensive, but made from quality materials that last. Remember the cobbler? Me neither, but apparently shoes are meant to be be well-worn, long-lasting and re-soled, something that seems to have been lost to all but a few. The stand-out shoe in his ‘07 line is the Brogue Espadrille Khaki, a traditional brown canvas oxford sneaker stitched to imitate all the scallops and perforations but with a far 3:30pm: Roberto holds up the completed copper tubing we soldered together over the course of the last seven hours. We are not sure it will hold, as many of us have never soldered anything before in our lives. As a test, we hook the hose to one end and Roberto’s thumb to the other, to see if it leaks. This results in Roberto spraying water on everyone. We are ready. 4pm: We place the copper tubing on a thin layer of cob, with tube ends sticking out of drilled holes in the wooden boxes. Cob goes on top of this tubing and we all get our hands very dirty, which is fun. We write a note on an old receipt and bury it in the cob for anyone brave enough to dismantle the panels in the future. The contents of the note will remain secret. Solar electricity is slightly different from hot water, involving more complicated installation and setup. These systems can cost anywhere from $10,000 to $50,000, depending on how much power is needed. The average North American household with computers, lights, and other gadgets uses too much energy to make this feasible. The solution? “Use less stuff,” says Mike. “It’s a lifestyle change. You won’t be able to charge your iPod on this system.” Simple things can be done to trim down. Dryers, for example, use thousands of kilowatt hours of energy, making the common clothesline one of the best pieces of alternative energy equipment on the market today. Theoretically, by reducing energy consumption and using homemade parts, solar power would actually become affordable and sensible for the average low-impact luddite. Until winter comes, that is. The obvious drawback of solar power is its reliance on the sun, which we have very little of for about four months straight. To compensate, some systems incorporate larger storage tanks for hot water, using a balance of hydro and wind power for electricity. Of course, this all depends on what is available. A house out in the country with a pond or river could switch from solar to hydro during the winter (when there is more water anyway), while city residents could hook into the grid to top up their energy. When summer comes, it will be all the more exciting for everyone to haul out their panels, throw a grill on top, and have a solar barbeque party. For more information about Free School in Vancouver, contact Andrew Rushmere: arushmere@hotmail.com. For solar power consulting, contact Mike Anderson: fikeal@gmail.com more casual vibe. The final touch that really makes these things dandy is the braided outer sole and intricate floral pattern sliced elegantly out of the rubber heel. The result is a case of overdecoration that might look difficult to pull off, but actually wears quite handsomely. For a closer look at Paul Smith’s work, try Gravity Pope (2205 W. 4th Ave.), or take a quick glance online at paulsmith.co.uk. Tooth and Dagger April 24, 2007 9 Music Dancing with myself about architecture Streethawk, Web falcon. by Graeme Worthy Original wrappers Curtis Woloschuk Wh i l e w a t c h i n g Jon-Rae and the River hold court at The Plaza recently, I allowed nostalgia to get the better of me. In contrast to the righteous frenzy the River has evolved into, Fletcher’s first two EPs – Now Then and Then Again – were decidedly sparse affairs. Featuring four-track recordings of his Bible-bred voice and acoustic guitar, the discs came packaged in equally simple paper slipcases, handwritten by Fletcher himself. The whiskey-fuelled songwriter’s third disc would be his first with a River. While torn, frayed and rawer than your average sushi roll, 2002’s Jon-Rae Fletcher and the River provided portents of the polished sound found on last year’s Knows What You Need. “Young Man Meets Old Death” showed that the band was willing to let the Crazy Horse guitars run wild, while the heartache of “Fourteen Years” bore the mark of a yearning that would blossom into the sexed-up soul churned out by today’s River. This album displayed a musical progression, but still came enclosed in homespun packaging. There’s an undeniable charm to DIY album art. The irregularities, eccentricities and imperfections found in the material make it markedly unique, even before it reaches one’s speakers. Take Organ Trail’s Wagon Train, for example. While newer pressings of the EP are adorned with a tarty young buck (of the four-legged, hoofed variety), the copy in my possession sports a garish colour scheme and is bound together by stitched thread that hangs unkempt from the casing. Pleasing packaging is not the only commonality between the aformentioned acts. Both bands find a muse in resettlement: Jon-Rae having committed his Toronto relocation to song (“Eastern Migration”), and Organ Trail nicking their name from ‘80s edutainment computer game Oregon Trail. True to their inspiration, the Vancouver four-piece employs a pioneer spirit in conjuring alt-country atmospherics. The disc opens with a rustic, singsong sample exuding the bounty of the new frontier. Soon, pledges of apples, grain and cattle are overwhelmed by an ominous clatter of instruments. A dark undercurrent persists throughout, making this an ideal soundtrack to contract small-pox to. With 10 April 24, 2007 Tooth and Dagger drums beating out marching orders, “Moonshine” sees a skilful interplay of guitar and banjo (no Deliverance-style duel here) against a droning backdrop of organ, and “Populating the New Frontier” closes out the EP with the band conspiring on a piece that oscillates between lullaby and locomotive dynamics. Initially, the recent Falls EP by Sparrow House offers similar instrumental inclinations, until the looping melodies and warbles of “Heart Flood” surrender and we’re introduced to the voice of Jared Van Fleet on “Foxes.” While awaiting the release of his fulltime band Voxtrot’s debut album, the multi-instrumentalist/home-recorder has kept busy by stapling together his own CD packages and distributing them from his apartment. While Voxtrot’s frontman Ramesh Srivastava’s stock-in-trade is gregarious charisma, Van Fleet plays the role of unabashed romantic. On the gorgeous “When I Am Gone,” he arms himself with a finger-picked guitar and plaintive piano line and takes dead aim at any heart within earshot, intoning: “You are the one who could break me with a whisper/And I’m broken so I won’t take your time no more.” Elsewhere, tasteful flourishes of French horn and cello hint promisingly at what Sparrow House might accomplish on the forthcoming EP, Television Snow. Speaking of promise(s), Dylan McKeever of Antarctica Takes It! makes a litany of vows on “I’m No Lover.” Houses will be burned! Children will be eaten alive! “It’s not a matter of expression,” he assures us. “I have come here to destroy everything you hold dear.” Of course, given McKeever’s nebbish voice, even an asthmatic librarian would be inclined to respond, “What the fuck? I could take this guy.” With wilfully shoddy artwork composed of handwriting, photocopies, stickers, stamps and colour printouts, full-length The Penguin League is a tour-de-force in spazzy dweeb folk. Guitar, glockenspiel, accordion, cello, piano and ukulele are captured on lo-fi recordings as warm and fuzzy as the sentiment behind the songs. On the sublime “Circuits,” McKeever charts the course of love through the human body: “There’s highways through your bloodstream; There’s highways to your heart.” Having successfully navigated anatomy, the band next embarks on a fantastical journey – complete with a giant squid – on “Antarctica.” “You stole our hearts,” McKeever assures the most lonesome continent. I might suggest the same of each of the albums that grace this column. photo by Michelle Mayne For the cost of a pitcher of beer. Streethawk magazine was up and running. Vancouver’s Quinn Omori, editor of the online music magazine Streethawk, is modest about how his adventures in publishing began: over beer one night on the patio of the Cambie. Get enough writers in a room, and eventually someone will start complaining about editors, and the three founders of the magazine were doing just that. At issue that evening was the constant back and forth it takes to get stories published, which prompted one of them to declare that “sometimes I feel like I should just do it myself.” This particular patio table quickly realized it had the right talents sitting around it to do more than just complain. The website’s designer Ryan Corbit jerked his head pointedly at Jordie Yow, a computer programer, and laid a clever trap. “It’s to bad we don’t know anyone who can design websites and is totally into computers.” Things started to happen soon after that, starting with a custom built infrastructure by Jordie Yow, “[He] just built it”, Quinn recounts, stressing how sudden it seemed “which is probably why it’s kind of buggy.” Their site went up in October of 2006, then just the skeleton of the online magazine. A cobbled together piece custom coding, put together on a shoestring THE HIT of the week “Big Shit Poppin’” T.I. budget. “We split a pitcher and pretty much called it even.” From there, the site has grown, and now it claims an impressive roster of young writers, and has a rather prodigious output, posting mare than 75 articles since it’s launch. It’s still sparse-looking. Unclogged with advertisements, or flashy toys, the biggest gimmick steethawk employ is occasionally serializing. It’s a labour of love, and it’s all about the words. Amongst honest and occasionally snarky live reviews and the expected album summaries, where Streethawk shines is its features. And now it’s making a name for itself with pieces like Jackie Wong’s “Moving a and Shaking through Rock and Roll”, a recent exploration of Vancouver’s creative future in the time of condo. And with the “Placing Labels” series by Jordie Yow, in which he interviews a sequence of local music publishers, to find out what goes into making a label. Streethawk is ambitious, and it’s talented staff is what makes it more than just a blog. It’s a magazine. Streethawk is always there at: streethawkmagazine.com We’ve heard guitar rap before, but never with so much Top Gun gusto. Produced by Mannie Fresh of Bling Bling fame, Big Shit Poppin’ finds T.I. in Young Jeezy-esque motivation mode. Chants of “Do It” and “Jyeah” abound. May cause wistfulness and yearning. Life Bosman’s is dead; long live Bosman’s Having grown up in the suburbs, I try not to complain about the so-called “bridge and tunnel people.” Suburban revelers need a place to party too, but it has gotten a little out-of-hand. It’s been clear for a while that Granville is strictly the dominion of frat boys and bar stars (We miss you, Sugar Refinery!). For the rest of us, there aren’t that many options west of Gastown. Unfortunately, those options are about to get even slimmer. On Friday, April 27th, Bosman’s (or rather the Side Bar Lounge at Bosman’s Motor Hotel—most people just call it Bosman’s) will be closing its doors. A change of ownership in the hotel meant that Heather and Gino, who rent the space to run the bar, didn’t get their lease renewed, and that alcohol will no longer be served on the premises. This is tragic for a number of reasons, most of all because Bosman’s served as a last bastion of low-key-itude on that side of town. The beer was reasonably priced, the popcorn and peanuts were free, and the atmosphere was no-frills. I can only recall there ever being dancing there once, when most of the bar got up spontaneously and began shakin’ it to “Rock Lobster.” At the end of the song though everyone froze, realized where they were, and dutifully returned to their seats. So it wasn’t for dancing, but Bosman’s was a great place to drink and hang out, not to worry about how tight your pants were, and for that it will be sorely missed. Of course, there’s one other thing that makes Bosman’s closure remarkable: the fate of its art collection, specifically its black velvet portrait of Monica Lewinsky. To be honest, when I heard the news about Bosman’s imminent closure, the first thing that I thought was, “What’s going to happen to The Lewinsky?” The Lewinsky has a storied history. The portrait, based on an image culled from her 1995 government ID, was a cheeky wedding present given to Provincial Court Judge Joseph Galati. He then gave it to Heather and Gino, to celebrate their taking over management of Bosman’s. I should note here that my repeated attempts to contact the Honourable Judge Galati were unsuccessful. As is now abundantly clear to me, tracking down a provincial court judge is extremely difficult, especially when one is writing for a magazine named “Tooth and Dagger.” The pedigree and authorship of the Lewinsky masterpiece will therefore remain beyond my grasp for this story; all I can tell you that it appears that the name “JORGE” is written on the bottom right corner. The painting hung for a while, but was plagued by attempted thefts. When it was defaced with bubble gum, it was decided to move it to the safety of the storeroom, behind the bar. “I don’t get it,” Joanne Carpenter says of—arguably— the world’s greatest work of art. “In its time, I thought it was great, but now... I’d love for her to know how famous she still was in this little dive, I mean, bar.” Joanne has worked as a bartender at Bosman’s for 16 and a half years. “It’s going to be hard the first day, when I realize I don’t really have a job to go to. But, in some ways, we’re all kind of relieved, too; it’s been hard working night shifts, and you know how it gets in here.” Though not too rough, Bosman’s can be a little rowdy, especially after John Cougar Mellencamp concerts. They hosted karaoke for a while, years ago, but stopped after noise complaints from the hotel above. Up until a couple of years ago—long after the ban on smoking indoors came into effect—Bosman’s still let patrons smoke inside, but after getting busted one too many times, smokers were forced out to the patio. by Duncan M. McHugh Downtown loses its best low-key bar; what’s to become of The Lewinsky? “I was always the one that got caught,” says Joanne, “and I don’t even smoke.” There are also mysterious rumours that Bosman’s used to lock the doors at closing time and let those inside drink til the wee hours of the morning, but Joanne doesn’t mention it. “Years and years ago, it was judges and lawyers and cops; it was a hide-out,” says Joanne. “A lot of people I’ve met, over the years, didn’t even know the place existed. Well, I didn’t either, for years. I found out about it when I came to visit my friend at the coffee shop [next door].” One Bosman’s effect that Joanne mentions surprises me. “A lot of people, I must say, have met their mate here, which is very surprising, ‘cos you wouldn’t have thought of this place as a pick-up.” In fact, Heather and Gino first met at Bosman’s. As for Bosman’s last night, Joanne expects a celebration. “Friday, I’m sure is going to be a free-for-all, for sure. I don’t know what kind of specials there’ll be... It’ll be so sad.” So what of The Lewinsky, what will happen to this storied work? “Everything’s up for sale,” says Joanne. That includes the autographed ReBoot poster, the Charlie Chaplin poster, the TV, even the Galaga arcade game, although that will set you back a cool $1500; everything else is going to the highest bidder. Needless to say, I’ve “The painting hung for a while, but was plagued by attempted thefts” put in my bid for The Lewinsky. I won’t tell you how much I’m willing to blow on something that will probably—in all honestly—wear out its welcome after a few days, but I will tell you that if any of you expect to walk away with it, you better be ready to rumble. The exceptions to the firesale are the totally out-of-place legal volumes that line one of Bosman’s walls. “The legal books belong to the hotel. They were donated many, many years ago to Mr. Bosman,” says Joanne. “And these are real books. It was once quoted in The Sun that these are fake books, but they’re not. And people, of course, have been stealing them, so we had to hide the rest.” Bosman’s is beginning to show that its days are numbered. The “SideBar” patches have been ripped off of all the bar’s chairs. “I tell you, it’s really starting to hit home for a lot of us,” says Joanne. “Last night, watching the hockey game, regulars who used to work across the street, they’re here. So, you know, we’re starting to exchange phone numbers.” Joanne says that Bosman’s has regulars in every age group; from the old timers who have been coming for years to the hipsters in their twenties seeking refuge from the terrors of Granville Street. All dreading the choice they’ll have to make after Friday. “That’s the thing: everybody’s saying, ‘Where are [we] going to go?’ I’m asking, ‘Where am I going to go!’” says Joanne. “A lot of the older regulars, I think they’ll end up going to the Quality Inn. That’s where we’re suggesting for them to go.” Only Magazine has also weighed in on the matter, declaring the Barclay Hotel on Robson Street as “the new Bosman’s.” I haven’t had a chance to check it out for myself, but I trust (and hope! And pray!) that it will be a strong contender. As for the staff, some are headed to Dylan’s, Heather and Gino’s restaurant at 57th and Cambie. Joanne is planning on taking a bit of time off. “I don’t plan on doing anything right away. I’m going to take some time off. It’s been hard, working the late nights.” Still, Joanne is going to miss her job. “There’s lots of good memories. I can’t think of any offhand. I can think of some bad memories I don’t want to remember! You know, too much tequila.” As we finish our interview and Joanne heads back to the bar, she doles out some of the comforting philosophy that bartenders are famous for. “Everything has to come to an end.” Tooth and Dagger April 24, 2007 11 TOOTH and DAGGER up and coming • send your events to: listings@toothanddagger.com FILM Fri, April 27th The Toxic Avenger Sun, April 29th The Call of Cthulhu Possibly the best movie of all time. From An all-new 20’s style silent film epic of the TROMA of course. This is the story of a H.P. Lovecraft classic. Includes wicked stop- wimpy nerd, tormented by popular, attrac- motion Cthulhu! tive bastards who becomes the greatest su- Bizarro Film-o-Rama: The Gaff (684 E. per hero in new jersey. Hastings St.), 8pm Bizarro Film-o-Rama: The Gaff (684 E. $5.00 Hastings St.), 7pm Fri, April 27 through Wed, May 2 Saturdays Fixed Gear Bike Meet, come to practice Bike Polo tricks, or just hang out. Metropolis and Fantastic Planet They supply the mallets. Bring your crap- Science World Gazebo, 7pm A double shot of seminal sci-fi. Prepare to Mickey Rooney freaks out and kidnaps a py steed -- it can get rough. have your consciousness expanded. Friday, May 11 woman so he can subject her to his “act- Grandview Park Tennis Courts, 1pm Pacific Cinematheque Margaret Charles Chopper Collective Fri, April 27th Post-apocalyptic art freak-bike ride Critical Mass Second Friday of every month Thu, May 3 through Wed, May 9 Largest monthly bike gathering in the Science World Gazebo, 6:30pm Inland Empire city. So nice in the summer. Friday, May 18 Writer-Director Anthony Newly stars as Hi- Whether positive or negative, reviews for Art Gallery, 6pm Ladies’ Fixed-Gear Ride $5.00 BJ Lang Presents: The Manipulator MUSIC KNOW YOUR BIKE RIDES ing”. (7:30pm) $9.50 Single Bill / $11.50 Double Bill Tue, April 24th Sat, May 5 Trans Am, Zombi and Black Taj CocoRosie and Busdriver Richard’s is bound to end up smelling like Hopefully the Casady sisters leave those Otto’s jacket as electro-prog psyche-outs indecent unicorns from the cover of No- eronymus Merkin, a Hollywood director hav- David Lynch’s latest three-hour opus have Tue, May 8th Vancouver’s new all-lady bike ride. All ensue but don’t end soon. ah’s Ark at home. Nobody needs to see ing a massive midlife crisis. Self absorbed? uniformly labelled it “incomprehensible” Midnight Mass type of bikes welcome, but bring your You be the judge. (9:15pm) and “unadulterated Lynch.” Obviously a Held on the 2nd and 4th Tuesday of the fixie if you have one! Evil Film School -Psych OUT!: Blim (197 must-see. month. Ride at Midnight. Third Friday of every month E.17th), 7pm Vancouver International Film Centre Grandview Park, 11:45pm Science World Gazebo, 7pm $5 - $10 $9.50 Richard’s (1036 Richards) $18.00 that. Richard’s (1036 Richards) Wed, April 25th $18.00 The Books Sat, May 5th These eclectic sound-collage artists aug- Mando Diao ment their live show with found-footage These Swedes bring the Scandinavian sass videos artfully spliced. Michael LaPointe along with some retro riffs they found lay- says go to this show at all costs. ing around the garage. Richard’s (1036 Richards) Plaza (881 Granville) $20.00 Thu, April 26th 2MANYDJS More danceable than Girl Talk. Be sure to bring your coworkers along. They’ll recognize at least half the songs and feel undeniably cool. Hey Fixie Fri, April 27 2007 Emily Carr Institute Undergraduate Ex- Launch: John Armstrong’s “Wages” $13.50 hibition Sun, May 6th Blanket (6-758 Alexander), 6-8pm Granville Island, 7-11pm The man who was once Buck Cherry of The Come down to the SideBar for the final night Modernettes unveils his second book - an ac- of the best dive in town. The Apostle of Hustle, Memphis and Fri, April 27 Opening: Alanna Scott “Some monochromes & some others” Saturday April 28 count of every way he’s ever earned a buck. Bid up the Lewinsky, make Duncan cry (see Hot One Inch Action. Pulp Fiction (2422 Main Street), 7-9pm page 11) If nothing else, this should guarantee that Petri Dish (2406 Main) 6-8pm $5 and trade till you get your favs. there’s at least one decent show to check Sat, May 5 Gallery Gachet (88 E Cordova) Lotus Child out at the perpetually underwhelming $30.00 Red Room (398 Richards) Wed, April 25th Freegeek: Introduction to Computer Hardware $15.00 cal track listing. Richard’s (1036 Richards) Sun, May 6th puter anatomy, Questions you should ask , Tapes ‘n Tapes and Ladyhawk things you should look for. (6pm) After cutting a swath through the blogo- Linux Clinic Free and open source software can offer $20.00 sphere, TnT get all old-fashioned with Sat, May 5th an honest-to-goodness North American cious alternatives. Set your computer free. Explosions In The Sky and Eluvium tour. Plus: They’re taking our city’s favou- (7pm) This Austin quartet received the following rite beardos along for the ride. acceptance letter from their label: “This Plaza (881 Granville) $16.00 community-oriented, nutritious and deli- Spartacus Books (319 W. Hastings) 6p.m Free Fri, April 27 Bosman’s SideBar Closing Bosman’s SideBar, 8pm A big art button trading event, buy a bag or WORKSHOPS How to work with electronics, basic com- Guaranteed to be first on any alphabeti- BAR CLOSING BOOKS ART Emily Carr Grad Show New Music West. !!! Tuesdays Fri, April 27 Opening:Elizabeth McIntosh “Fire At Full Moon” Caprice (965 Granville) Fri, May 4th Can Hieronymus Merkin Ever Forget Mercy Humppe and Find True Happiness COMMUNITY you are!. Learn to fix your bike Tue, May 1st Seamrippers Craft Social Whether you are a novice or a pro, grab your hand craft project and come and join us for a beer or cup of tea. introduction to bicycle mechanics course. Rizome (317 E. Broadway), 6-9pm bring your bike and a snack. Free! Our Community Bikes (3283 Main) 6p.m Thu, May 3rd $40, register early if possible. hand craft project and come and join us for a Letter Writing Club beer or cup of tea. Sat, May 5th Everyone welcome! Paper, pens, enve- Brickhouse, 6-9 Seamrippers Embroidery Workshop lopes, typewriters, dictionaries, tea, cook- Free! You will be amazed at how easy it can be to ies and encouragement provided. Address- TBA, Call 604-689-SEAM $5 Thu, May 4th es required. Regional Assembly of Text, 7pm 3934 Main Free!! Mon, May 7th Seamrippers Craft Social Whether you are a novice or a pro, grab your create beautiful stitched designs. The work- Sat, April 28th totally fucking destroys.” Seamrippers Doll Making Croatian Cultural Centre (3250 Commer- There are a few special people out there who cial) are attracted to the process of making soft $18.00 All Ages - Early Show little beings. Come out come out where ever shop will cover several basic stitches and explain techniques for creating you own designs. TBA, Call 604-689-SEAM $5 TOOTH AND DAGGER • stockists • photographers editor@toothanddagger.com is always looking for someone to talk to: • advertisers • illustrators art@toothanddagger.com • distributors • newshounds advertising@toothanddagger.com • writers • volunteers circulation@toothanddagger.com toothanddagger.com