by Parker Malachowsky - Freestyle Academy of Communication Arts

Parker Malachowsky is the
“Hilarious…?! The darkest form of a comedy that
keeps the reader enthralled long after it is put down.”
-Samson Girggins, The Dirty Bones Post
“An ending that tickles the tongue and assaults tradition.
Malachowsky demands respect from page one of this first
publication. Needless to say, he killed it.”
-Penelope Wisecarver, Modern l Medicine
SALTY
author of many college essays. He enjoys an
active lifestyle that includes dirtbiking and
scuba diving. His passions include biology,
electronic music production, and fashion,
leading to the recent purchase of a velour
tracksuit. Parker hopes to go on to work at the
intersection of art and technology, yet before
that, he will attend college, where he promises
to lead an intramural flag football team to
the championship. He s, “Family over everything!” Parker lives in Los Altos Hills with his
two beloved cats, Frisky and Lemon Meowachowsky.
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Unlike most miserable high school
students, the worst part of Jerry Diamond Jr.’s
day is when he sits down for dinner. Across the
table sits a pig - a physical and emotional swine
Jerry Jr. calls dad. Jerry Sr. had a great time in
high school, and he’ll let you know it. If he’s
not shoving a spoonful of salty potatoes into
his mouth, he’s telling you about his times in
school as “The King.” Jerry Sr.’s reign endures,
but only in his memory and the house where he
lords over his son. Without a crown, Jerry Sr. is
but another bully in his son’s life.
“I’ve got a craving for “Salty!” A story that forces you
to rethink your relationships and call your parents. A
great gift for a twenty-second birthday.”
-Dirk Lerner, Dresden Gazette
Between high school and home, Jerry Jr.
cannot catch a break. But when Jerry’s science
teacher chooses him for an unexpected lesson,
he learns the true power he holds. Punk tormentors and abusive fathers beware: Jerry Diamond Jr. knows chemistry, and he isn’t afraid to
use it!
A Novella
Pompus Publishing
P. O. Box 14128
Los Altos Hills, CA 94024
by Parker Malachowsky