Luck be a ladybug tonight
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Luck be a ladybug tonight
BuzzwordS Luck be a ladybug tonight May Berenbaum 68 tion options at one in the morning in central Illinois were severely limited, so I usually ended up driving to an all-night gas station convenience store. Once there, however, my goal-directed personality demanded that I buy something. I didn’t want to spend large amounts of money, which reduced the already limited possibilities, and I didn’t want to buy a candy bar because, with the frequency of our daughter’s sleepless nights in those days, I risked developing diabetes or obesity. So, looking at what was available at convenience stores for a dollar, I decided that buying a scratcher would fit the bill. I rarely won any money, but I did achieve peace of mind—not a bad return on a $1 investment. My daughter’s off at college now, but I still occasionally buy scratchers. I can’t resist the temptation, for example, to buy any ticket that’s arthropod-themed. As gambling habits go, it’s not very costly because arthropodthemed tickets just aren’t that common. In fact, it’s surprising how uncommon they are, given that many insects have historically had a reputation for being lucky. Ladybugs, for example, have long been regarded as good luck symbols (Kritsky and Cherry 2000). Crickets, by contrast, are a mixed bag. According to Kritsky and Cherry (2000), in Western tradition, crickets are lucky in the house but not outside the chimney, in which case they’re bad luck. Similarly, they’re lucky in Brazil except for the black ones, which “portend illness,” and they’re good luck in Barbados if they’re loud but bad luck if they’re quiet (http://en.wikipedia. org/wiki/Cricket_(insect)). Ambivalence notwithstanding, one would think that insects traditionally regarded cross-culturally as “lucky” would be prominent on lottery tickets, along with other widely recognized lucky talismans, such as horseshoes or fourleaf clovers. Evidently, state lottery commissions aren’t deeply immersed in arthropod semiotics or iconography. Either Illinois is more entomologically enlightened than other states or I just spend more time in Illinois gas stations and convenience stores, but an informal survey reveals that the state leads the nation in arthropodrelated lottery tickets. Consistent with traditional symbology, the “Good luck! Illinois Lottery Game 731” included ladybugs along with wishbones, the number seven, pennies, and rabbit feet in a scratch-off game in which the objective was to get three matching symbols. Along the same lines, the “Barrel of Bugs Illinois Lottery Game 662” featured five ladybug-like insects that could be scratched off to reveal different prizes (with three like American Entomologist • Summer 2012 Downloaded from http://ae.oxfordjournals.org/ by guest on October 19, 2016 M ost statisticians will tell you that a ratio of one in ten million is not significantly different from zero in ten million. Statistically, then, a person who buys a ticket for the Illinois Lotto has no better chance of winning the first-prize jackpot than a person who doesn’t buy a ticket. On average, the odds of winning are one in ten million (or, to be precise, 10,179,260) (http://www.illinoislottery.com/en-us/ lotto.html). The odds of winning the Mega Millions game (i.e., matching 5 white balls and the gold “Mega Ball”) are even longer, at one in 175,711,536. To put these odds in perspective, USA Today (rather unhelpfully) reports that you’re nine times more likely to “die from a TV falling on your head” than you are to buy the winning ticket (http://tinyurl. com/7xbj9vt). However, statistics notwithstanding, the reality is that it’s very, very hard to win the lottery if you don’t buy a ticket. As a risk-averse person, I really don’t like recreational gambling. Frankly, I’ve lost enough money in vending machines that I consider buying a candy bar a risk-fraught enterprise. But every now and then I’ll buy an instant win ticket (called scratchers in some states)—the kind where you scratch away a thin coating on a paper ticket to see if you match numbers or symbols to win a prize. I started buying these over 20 years ago, not with a hope or expectation of winning a fortune, but to help my then-infant daughter get to sleep. Whenever she was up in the middle of the night crying, putting her in her car seat and driving around for a while usually lulled her to sleep. My husband was happy to drive aimlessly around on the county roads near where we live, but I’m so goal-oriented that I was uncomfortable driving without a definite destination. Destina- American Entomologist • Volume 58, Number 2 were no games or slot machines with arthropod themes. There was one slot machine called “Black Widow,” but no spiders were in evidence anywhere—the black widows were entirely metaphorical, and the symbols included a bar, shoes, and spades (http:// tinyurl.com/cmhbhlz). This is not to say that there are no slot machines that feature arthropods. In fact, in 1964, Bally introduced a machine called “Money Honey,” which had the distinction of being the first electromechanical slot machine, with revolutionary electric hoppers that could accommodate larger payouts (http://tinyurl.com/7se7xge). It’s unclear to me whether the symbols decorating the machine are supposed to be cartoon-like female bees or just cartoon-like female humans, but the fact that the machine utilized a “fruit reel” of lemons, oranges, blueberries, and watermelons (“Jet Age Perfection of Fruit Reel Amusement,” http://tinyurl. com/7u7m857) is at least suggestive of a connection to pollination. In the (mystifying) world of online casinos, however, there is far less ambiguity about arthropods. The online slot machine game “Honey Bee” (http://tinyurl.com/ bncjrtt) features a bee “waiting to land on a sunflower…If you look on top right corner of your reel’s window, you will notice that Mr. Bee is laying in wait to land on a sunflower. Once this happens, you will be rewarded with a free games and multiplier for a chance to win bigger cash.” The reels feature watermelons, blueberries, strawberries, cherries, oranges, lemons, and sunflowers, with the sunflowers yielding the largest prize. Given the gender confusion with regard to the bee and the grammatical confusion with regard to the verb “to lie,” accuracy in online casino entomology or etymology would not seem to be a good bet. Good grammar was also not of concern to the developers of the online slot machine “Honey to the Bees” (http://tinyurl. com/8xtzesl): “the game about laborious life of the bee. It is 5 reel with 20 winning lines slot machine. Besides this game is famous for its possibility to win top jackpot of 5,000 coins hitting 4 symbols across winning line. The graphics is very cheerful and bobbish. The music of the game is also full of positive happy sounds, especially when the wild symbol is hit. There are next symbols in the game: Worker Honey Bee, Queen Bee, Sunflower, Honey Pot, Beehive, Ladybird and other classic card symbols.” At least the creators of “Honey to the Bee” made an effort to incorporate some aspects of bee biology into the game. Insect biology seems to have been a lower priority for the designers of the “Happy Bugs” slot game (http://tinyurl.com/6ru9gka), which “has a humorous theme with insects that are happy due to the fact that they’re drinking beer.” As with lottery tickets, puns seem to be a main motivation behind a few of the online insect-themed slot games, including, among others, “Cashapillar”: “Platinum Play Online Casino presents its monster creepy-crawly of a video slot, Cashapillar. With a hundred pay-lines fit to fill a centipede with envy, this massive video slot has Wild, Scatter, Free-spins, Multiplier and Gamble options, ever so cleverly displayed as a garden party of insects” (http://tinyurl.com/7qz5wff). Along the same lines is “Swat Team” (themed around “Insect Assassins with winning payline symbols such as Swatted Insects, SWAT Team, Insect assassins, Triple, Double and Single Bullet Bars. The Game comes with a nightime [sic] insect background sound” (http://tinyurl.com/bm7vy86). Puns also come into play in the “L’il Lady” slot game (http://tinyurl.com/6n89yx7), themed around ladybugs searching for elusive “love bugs,” as well as the Travel Bug slot game (http://tinyurl.com/8ycdrh8), which features, aside from ladybugs, “suitcasedbearing mosquitos and bizarre smiling terrorist bugs – really: The caterpillar doffs a beret, sports a Pancho Villa-looking moustache, and totes an AK-47.” There is one kind of slot machine bug, though, that even entomologists would be well advised to avoid. Early in the history of mechanical slot machines, a widespread practice arose of installing inconspicuous metal devices, dime-sized or smaller, in the inner workings of the slot machine that effectively prevent the reels from ever landing on the jackpot symbols and thereby reduce the odds of hitting the jackpot to zero. These devices were known in the business as “bugs,” probably because of their small size and their ability to interfere with the proper functioning of a machine. Don Creekmore, a blogger for Nation’s Attic, a company devoted to buying and selling vintage slot machines, reported that, during the Golden Age of slot machines (from around 1931 to 1942), “bugs” were advertised openly for sale in gambling supply brochures, albeit under the less suspicion-provoking name “Percentage Devices” (http://tinyurl. (Buzzwords continued on page 123) 69 Downloaded from http://ae.oxfordjournals.org/ by guest on October 19, 2016 amounts winning that amount). In two other games, puns (rather than symbolism) are the motivation behind including arthropods in games of chance. The “ANTe-UP Illinois Lottery Game 564” depicted ants gathered around a card table; players could win up to $1,000 if the card revealed by scratching is higher than the dealer’s card. Along the same punnish lines, the “BEE Lucky Illinois Lottery Game 239” featured a smiling bee and a nest dangling from a branch (which incontrovertibly belonged to an unseen hornet and not to the happy bee). Winners had to match their numbers to the numbers concealed underneath honeypot icons to win a prize, and revealing a bee icon resulted in an automatic win (http://tinyurl. com/7xuk2ha). Outside Illinois, arthropod-related lottery tickets are fewer and farther between (http://tinyurl.com/795gcy4). Maine did have a “Lucky Bug” dollar scratcher featuring ladybugs that concealed various prizes (as well as a horseshoe icon to double the amount). Maine, by the way, may be unique in featuring a crustacean in a scratcher game (Game 938, “Lucky Lobster Loot,” from November 2011). Both Louisiana and Montana have had $1 “Bee Lucky” games. In Louisiana, the ticket featured nine bees in the scratch-off section, with a smiling bee wearing sunglasses and sneakers sitting in a honey pot against a honeycomb background. Scratching off a bee to reveal a hive resulted in doubling the prize (http:// tinyurl.com/7sl6879). In Montana, by contrast, bees alternated with flowers, cash symbols, and a “prize pot.” New Jersey’s Game #01015 featured a firefly on a $50 ticket, for no obvious reason that I could discern (except perhaps for the fact that “firefly” is doubly alliterative with “fifty”). Oddest of all, Oregon’s “Jungle Jim Scratchit” (Game #0929) featured not an insect but an entomologist, complete with pith helmet, monocle and net (http://tinyurl. com/c2a3vza). The game involves scratching off Jim’s image along with the image of a box trap labeled “Jim’s Catch,” in the hope of matching three like symbols. The symbols included a gorilla, a hippo, a Chihuahua, and a unicorn, leading to speculation as to what kinds of jungles were frequented by the designers of the game. All of this leads me to wonder why the Entomological Society of America keeps holding its annual meetings in casino hotels in Reno, Nevada. At least at the Atlantis Casino, home of the meeting in 2011, there Buzzwords continued, from page 69 com/722wryf). Interestingly, during that era, slot machines were most prevalent not in casinos, which were even then tightly regulated and heavily scrutinized with respect to payout percentages, but rather in places where men tended to congregate—such as clubs, bars, and gas stations. Fortunately, the days of unregulated gambling are long past. With my daughter off at college, and with vintage slot machines costing several thousand dollars, gas station-related bug collecting for me will be restricted to checking under the lights in the parking lot and maybe buying the occasional insect-related scratcher. References Cited Creekmore, D. 2012. Bugs in my antique slot machine. http://antiqueslotmachine. blogspot.com/2012/01/bugs-in-my-antique-slot-machine.html. Kritsky, G. and R. Cherry. 2000. Insect Mythology. Writer’s Club Press. 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