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pharmacy near you. For additional
assistance with the program, county
residents can also call toll free 1-877321-2652.
Does the Economy Make it Difficult
to Afford your Prescriptions
County & City offer all residents
free discount cards to reduce cost
of medications.
If you buy prescriptions that
aren’t covered by insurance, you
already know how expensive they
are. But what if you could get an
average 20% discount on most
medications?
That’s exactly what a free, local
prescription discount card can save
you. The card—available through
Mesa County and the City of Grand
Junction—offers significant savings
for the uninsured and underinsured.
Even people who have prescription
coverage can use the card to save
money on drugs that their health
plan does not cover. The cards are
available to all county residents.
“Cardholders and their families
can use the card any time their prescriptions aren’t covered by insurance,” according to Janet Rowland,
Chair of the Board of County
Commissioners. “And there is no
cost to taxpayers for making these
money-saving cards available to our
residents.”
Using the card is as easy as using
a coupon. Simply show it to your
pharmacist. There is no enrollment
form and no membership fee. There
are no restrictions on how often you
can use it.
Discount cards are available at
these locations:
MESA COUNTY
• Health and Human Services
(510 29 ½ Road)
• Sheriff’s Office,
Records Counter (215 Rice St)
• Old County Courthouse
(544 Rood Avenue)
• Workforce Center
(2897 North Avenue)
• Clerk & Recorder Motor Vehicle
Branches:
• Mesa Mall
(2424 Highway 6 & 50)
• Fruita Civic Center
(325 E. Aspen Ave.)
Community
KAFM 88.1 Community Radio
underwriters strengthen strong
local support from businesses...
Since its founding in 1999, underwriting at KAFM Community
Radio has played a key role in
funding. A new team of underwriting specialists at KAFM is forging
an increasingly strong relationship
with local businesses.
“Hundreds of businesses and
organizations have chosen to
spend some of their promotional
dollars with KAFM over the last
decade. It turns out that those ‘nonadvertising’ dollars are some of the
most effective promotional expenditures in their budgets,” said
KAFM’s Executive Director, Marc
Foster. “Underwriters tell us all the
time that their customers express
their appreciation for support of
KAFM.”
KAFM: DEMOGRAPHICS
THAT SIZZLE... 89% of listeners patronize underwriters. Listeners’ average age:
35 to 54 Average combined household
income: $55, 000–$65, 000, 57%
male/43% female
KAFM: COMMITMENT
TO COMMUNITY...
KAFM continues to commit significant airtime to other nonprofit
organizations so that the audience
will be informed of local endeavors
to improve the community. Last
year, KAFM dedicated over 200
hours to interviewing local nonprofits and community affairs programming with a distinctly local
CITY OF GRAND JUNCTION
• City Hall
(250 North 5th Street)
• City Manager’s Office
• City Clerk’s Office
• Human Resources
• Customer Service
• Parks and Recreation
(1340 Gunnison)
• Police Department
(625 Ute Avenue)
• Fire Administration
(330 S. 6th Street)
Or print one online at: caremark.
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The program offers average savings of 20 percent off the retail price
of commonly prescribed drugs.
The discount cards are accepted
at most Mesa County pharmacies.
Visit caremark.com/naco to locate a
Whether you own a dog or not,
you must appreciate the efforts
of this owner to sell her dog.
Read the sales pitch below!
focus. KAFM broadcasts 45 public service announcements every
day. Underwriting on KAFM helps
dozens of worthy nonprofits get
their message out.
THE UNDERWRITING
TEAM...
Currently, four underwriting
specialists, each with longtime
connections to the station and
the community, are working
with KAFM and local businesses: Jessica Downing Ford has
been involved with the station
since the beginning. She also has
a property management business
and is a professional organizing
consultant. Joanie Griff is a longtime member and supporter of
KAFM. Her husband, local attorney Harry Griff, was one of the station’s founders. Joanie also has a
local real estate business. Richard
Sandoval, longtime volunteer and
on-air programmer at the station,
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guard dog. Owner cannot afford
to feed him anymore, as there are
no more drug pushers, thieves,
murderers, or molesters left in
the neighborhood for him to eat.
Most of them knew Jethro only
by his Chinese Street name, Ho
Lee Schitt.
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Top: Michelle Ellis, Joanie Griff,
Bottom: Jessica Downing Ford
is also a concert promoter and
businessman. The newest member
of the team is Michelle Ellis, who
is a photographer and recently
was sales manager at Grand Valley
Magazine.
“So far in 2011, we have matched
2010 underwriting contracts,” said
Marc Foster. “That’s great news
for the station and a real tribute to
the professionalism of our team,
as well as a good indicator that the
business climate is improving in
the valley.”
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KAFM seeks to provide the
community with a mix of music
programming not otherwise
available—jazz, adult alternative,
blues, folk, bluegrass, and world
with an emphasis on new music
from established artists as well as
exciting new talent. Live in-studio interviews and performances,
make KAFM’s programming some
of the most eclectic and interesting
in the valley—or just about anywhere else.
• Peachtree Shopping Center
(3225 I-70 B, in Clifton)
• Tri-River Extension Office at
the Mesa County Fairgrounds (2785
Highway 50)
Or print one online at: caremark.
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Fairgrounds Shining
as Never Before!
Recent renovations increase
usability & safety, improve appearance of the property.
A project to renovate one of the
oldest and most-used parts of the
Mesa County Fairgrounds is now
complete. Several structures that are
more than 30 years old have been
either replaced or renovated in the
equestrian area on the east end of
the property.
“This was the first significant
renovation to the Mesa County
Fairgrounds in decades,” said
Janet Rowland, Chair of the Board
of Commissioners. “We’re thrilled
that this much-needed project was
done on time and on budget—and
that the new facilities are now open
for business.”
“With construction costs currently as low as they are, it made a lot
of financial sense to do this project
now,” said County Commissioner
Craig Meis. “We really got our money’s worth, and put some significant
dollars to work in our community
at the same time.”
County officials expect the additional amenities to increase use of
the Fairgrounds, and bring new
users into the facility. “The equestrian and livestock areas are some of
the most heavily-used parts of the
fairgrounds,” according to County
Commissioner Steve Acquafresca.
The highlights of the project are
a new 75-stall barn and a 40-foot
extension of the covered arena. The
project includes:
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A new 17,550 square-foot
metal barn, which replaced six
aging stall barns that were in disrepair. The new building includes 75
animal stalls and upgraded electrical systems throughout.
• Extension of the existing covered arena, improving the arena
footing, and adding a new competition area. This will allow for additional uses of the arena.
• Creation of a designated parking area with lighting designed for
safety.
• A new arena show office for
show organizers, a designated vendor area with electrical hookups,
and new low-water-use landscaping.
• New fencing and improved
footing for the enlarged warm-up
arena.
Funding for these improvements
came from the Mesa County Capital
Fund. Dollars from this fund are
required to be spent on capital projects, and are not allowed to be spent
on other county operations.
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Summer 2011 is almost in our rear view mirror. We are fortunate that
we haven’t been beaten up by multiple 100+ degree days. Those kind of
temperatures can make my office extremely uncomfortable.
I had an opportunity to take a quick vacation to Northern California
to visit my brother and his family. The trip was planned in less than a
week and executed via train and car. By the time we got there, I think my
mom and daughter wanted
to execute me for having
made the travel arrangements. Seventeen hours
travel time on a five-hour
late midnight train to Reno,
then another four hours via
car to the amazingly beautiful but largely unknown
area of Dorris, California.
Dorris is located roughly
six miles from the Oregon
border.
On June 2, 1996, this
small but energetic community raised a 30 ft. x 60 ft. American flag to fly atop a 200-ft. tall flagpole.
Located next to Dorris City Hall, America’s tallest flagpole (until 2002,
when a larger pole was erected in Laredo TX) garners immense interest
from travelers and residents alike. A community flag raising and barbecue are held
annually on the Fourth of July to honor all
veterans and active military who fight to
preserve the freedom we all enjoy.
My nephew has had the opportunity to
be a part of the team that carries the flag
and to hold the last corner of the flag before
it’s raised. This flag is 1800 square feet, and
the foundation for the flagpole is 25-ft. deep
and was filled with 104 yards of concrete!
When I see such a huge flag fly in a town
with a population of only 939, it gives me
great pride to be an American. Mt. Shasta 14,162 feet in elevation, you
can see to the south of Dorris. It is the second
highest volcano in the continental United
States. Dorris is located in Butte Valley,
where 60-70% of the world’s strawberry plants are grown. It’s really
beautiful country. If you ever take the time to check out this beautiful area, make sure you
stop and grab yourself a meal at the Hospitality Inn & Dinner House. This
place is beautifully designed and serves top-notch cuisine. People drive
over 30 miles one way to enjoy owners Jeff and Donna Burcher’s fine fare.
If you’re lucky enough, you’ll meet Jeff, and he’ll balance a baseball cap
on his nose for you!
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Mesa County Libraries set checkout record in June 2011 Patrons of Mesa County Libraries
checked out and renewed a record
135,960 items during June, the most
ever during a one-month time span
at the libraries. Circulation during
June 2011 beat the previous onemonth record, set in June 2010, by
9%. Overall, for the first six months
of 2011, total circulation for Mesa
County Libraries was up by 10%
over the same period in 2010.
Circulation is the total number of
materials, including physical and
electronic items, checked out and/
or renewed during a certain period
of time.
The increase resulted from a
combination of factors, including
the opening of a new location for
the Fruita branch in February; the
increasing use of new locations for
Orchard Mesa and Clifton branches that opened in 2009 and 2010,
respectively; the variety of materials
available online and at library locations; event programming; and the
fact that in a slow economy, people
look for good value in reading and
other entertainment.
“People are realizing the library
has value. If they’re cutting back
on discretionary spending, they’re
finding the library has books and
DVDs and other resources,” said
Shana Wade, public services director for Mesa County Libraries. “I
think we’re reaching a broader
audience because of our programming. It seems like we’re getting
new people in who haven’t used
the library before.
A significant portion of the sixmonth circulation increase occurred
at the Fruita branch, which moved
Community
in February 2011 to a highly visible
location in the newly-built Fruita
Community Center. Six-month circulation at the Fruita branch jumped
55% from the same time a year ago,
from 42,576 to 65,848.
Circulation increases during
the first six months of 2011 also
occurred at the Central branch in
Grand Junction (up 4%), Clifton
(up 9%), Collbran (up 11%), and
Orchard Mesa (up 15%). Online
circulation, such as downloadable
electronic books, audio books, and
online renewals, increased 24% during the first six months of 2011, to
59,594 items.
Another significant factor
in circulation growth is Mesa
County Libraries’ participation in
Prospector, a unified catalog of academic, public, and special libraries
in Colorado and Wyoming. Mesa
County Libraries joined Prospector
in January 2011, giving patrons
access to 30 million items in libraries throughout the region. Materials
requested through Prospector are
delivered to the user’s local library.
Prospector is searchable through
the Mesa County Libraries Web site
at mesacountylibraries.org.
a huge crowd-pleaser at the
Mesa County Fair, and this year is
no exception. Included with general admission on Tuesday, July
19, attendees will be treated to
the music of the Centennial Band,
starting at 7:45pm. At dusk (around
9pm), the ever-popular Fireworks
Extravaganza will begin, sponsored
by Impact Promotions. Many say
it’s the best Fireworks display seen
all year in Mesa County!
For more information and complete schedule of events visit the
Web site or call 970-256-1528.
Catch the buzz about bees at
Mesa County Libraries
If you’ve ever thought about
backyard beekeeping, or if you’re
just interested in the bees that buzz
around your garden or farm, plan
to attend “Buzz about Bees” at 6pm,
Tuesday, Aug. 16, in the downstairs
program room of Mesa County
Libraries Central library, 530 Grand
Ave. in Grand Junction.
The program will be presented by
Gary McCallister, professor of biology at Colorado Mesa University
(formerly Mesa State College),
in conjunction with the Western
Colorado Beekeepers Association
and the Palisade International
Honeybee Festival. Those who
attend will learn about problems
facing the honeybee population,
whether beekeeping is for them,
and how they can get started in
beekeeping. There is no charge for
the program, and it is open to anyone with an interest in protecting
and growing the bee population,
including the agricultural community. Call Bob at 970-683-2437, for
more information.
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Editor’s Note:
For members of
my family who
knew and marveled at Aunt
Doozy as I did.
I hadn’t seen Aunt Doozy in
years, but she was a legend in our
family. My favorite stories were
about her driving escapades. As a
girl, she’d demolished a buckboard
as she wrestled to regain control
of runaway horses. As a young
woman, she’d rolled a borrowed
Model A full of kids off the
Monument’s old Serpent’s Trail.
No one died in either incident, so
the stories were deliciously scary
and blissfully devoid of a moral.
I recounted the stories for
my sons as we tried to locate
Aunt Doozy’s trailer home on
the outskirts of Ogden, Utah.
Periodically I checked my rearview
mirror for my nephew, driving
a second carload of Colorado
family-reunioners. Our motel was
nearby, so we’d been sent to escort
by Gayle Meyer
DRIVING AUNT DOOZY
Aunt Doozy and Uncle Jake to the
reunion picnic.
It had sounded simple enough,
but the map a cousin had handed
me didn’t even have a ‘north’
on it; we’d circled in vain for
thirty minutes, and I’d begun to
suspect there were precious few
cartographers roosting in our
family tree.
When we finally found the
place, Doozy informed us that we
would drive them in their car, and
their son would drive them home
that night. Then, still fit and feisty
as a fist, Aunt Doozy clambered
into the backseat. My sons helped
lanky, frail Uncle Jake into the front
seat—it looked as if they were
trying to insert a praying mantis
in a matchbox.
“I fell asleep in my chair,” Uncle
Jake drawled with a good-natured
grin.
“Gayle, you know the way to the
park?” Doozy asked briskly.
“Uh, we take I-15?” I stammered,
startled that she’d singled me out
for driving duty. “Am I driving?”
I looked at my sons, brother and
nephew. They all shrugged and
backed away. I sighed and climbed
into the driver ’s seat of Aunt
Doozy’s decrepit ’67 Plymouth.
“She’s an old ’un but a good
’un,” Uncle Jake said, patting the
dusty dashboard. “I fell asleep in
my chair.”
Doozy paid him no mind.
“On I-15, take the Layton exit—
where the sign says Roy,” she
instructed.
“I’ve got this map,” I held it
up.
“Hmmph!” she snorted.
“Maps!”
Since I had the map (with my
pitiful hopes pinned all over it), I
led our Colorado caravan through
south Ogden (or was it west
Ogden?) to the Interstate.
I wasn’t thrilled about facing I-15
again. I’d been spooked driving
it through Salt Lake two nights
before, doing 80 just to keep up with
traffic. Two lanes flared to three,
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Back to school!
August is back to school month!
Parents everywhere are sending up
collective cheers, but the huzzahs
are being drowned out by kiddos
dreading the return to the grind.
As adults, we are outraged that
kids think that school is hard. What
we would give to have the carefree
life of a student, not having to pay
mortgage(s), car insurance, groceries, etc. These kids have it easy,
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Leftover veggies, meat, etc.
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Case in point: Egg Muffins
I make these in ½ hour on the
weekend and use up leftovers. I
freeze them and then microwave
them for a couple of minutes, and
they are heavenly.
Check out the full recipe and others on my Web site cookingwithtrace.com
Our Family Farm since 1974
right? Yes and no, think about it,
school was hard because you have
to please so many people—parents,
teachers, other adults and, most terrible of all, other kids. The kids these
days are going to school for seven
to eight hours per day five days per
week, and they have to think. Most
of the adults I know have a hard
time with the thinking part…
What can we do to help? Patience,
(still working on this one, myself,
just ask my wife Brandy), love, and
good fuel—fuel for their minds,
souls, and bodies.
We have a choice to let our kids
eat nutritionally deficient foodstuff
or real, recognizable, delicious
food.
“SHUT THE FRONT DOOR! I
don’t have time, I have to be at work,
I have to run kids to school, and I
can’t even eat breakfast myself!”
Well, I say to you, you can make
the effort! And every effort toward
better health makes the next one
easier. You have to be an example for
your children. Personally, I
look like a extremely large,
round-faced nerd when I
wear my bike helmet; but if I
don’t wear mine, what does
that look like to my kids? I
want my children to realize
the risk and make intelligent
decisions regarding keeping themselves healthy and
safe. Make good choices,
and teach your children to
make good choices, and live, laugh,
love!
Oh, and about the breakfast
thing… I am serious: You can make
breakfast quick and easy without
eating sugary, processed trash.
my son and nephew driving the
Colorado cars. Well, I didn’t really
lose them. Stopped at a light just
below the exit ramp, I looked
across the intersection and saw
both cars set to turn—in the wrong
direction—before my green light
cycled again.
“How the bleepity-blankety did
they get past us and end up over
there?” Doozy demanded. She
brought a fist down on the back
of the front seat, and we choked
and sneezed in the sudden poof
of dust.
I honked and employed
all kinds of gestures, some obscene
and a couple I conjured on the
spot. No one in either car noticed
me. They turned the wrong way,
hapless and mapless, and I had
to chase them, when the light let
me.
The chase took another thirty
minutes, with Aunt Doozy cussing,
by turns, the family map and
young-bleepity, whipper-blanketysnapper, out-of-town, bleepingknow-it-all drivers, while Uncle
Jake amiably broadcast that he’d
fallen asleep in his chair.
By t he t ime we became a
caravan again, we’d circled our
park destination twice. Each time,
Aunt Doozy made noises about
my dropping her off at the park,
and I entertained the fantasy of
slowing slightly and doing just
that. Hard!
We all arrived safely, and
most of us were still sound. For
appreciative audiences throughout
the afternoon, Aunt Doozy praised
my driving. She seemed proud of
me in some blood’s-thicker-thanwater way.
Nursing my adrenaline
hangover, I let her go on, since the
story got better with each telling.
I just sat down next to Uncle
Jake, and we fell asleep in our
chairs.
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then three lanes funneled suddenly
to one through construction areas,
that lane flanked by high cement
walls that activated my heretoforelatent claustrophobia. When we
finally arrived at the motel, I asked
my son Dev, then 20, if I’d scared
him.
“The only thing that would’ve
scared me more than riding with
you was driving it myself,” he’d
shuddered.
Doozy’s old Plymouth chugged
and choked as I accelerated on
the steep, circular merge ramp to
I-15. Wind at the open windows
thrummed jungle rhythms on my
eardrums.
“Give it more gas, girl!” Aunt
Doozy hollered. I floored it.
Nothing. The Plymouth strained
to do 60. As cars flew past, I
estimated my necessary merge
surge at just a tad under warp
speed.
“Go, girl, go!” Aunt Doozy
urged.
I stomped the accelerator and
leaned into the huge steering
wheel. A semi-trailer truck loomed
large on my left as my merge lane
began to disappear.
Selected scenes of my life—the
really poignant ones—flashed
across my windshield. I could hear
horrid screeching, but it stopped
when Doozy clapped her hand
over my mouth.
Committed to the merge, I
slammed my foot down with
ridiculous force, fully expecting
to feel pavement tear the tread off
my flip-flop.
The semi seared past us, deftly
shaving chrome off the doors—
and miraculously sucking us in its
wake onto I-15!
“Well, that’s one way to do it,”
Aunt Doozy commented at the top
of her lungs…
…Once we were off the
Interstate—in Layton or Roy, I
never knew which—I lost both
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G r a n d
Junction, along
with nearly
every city in
the world, has
a problem with
the homeless; and a number of the
more guilty among us are now worrying about what to do for those
homeless. I look at the homeless
in the same light as I looked at the
marijuana users who attended meetings to try to get the city council not
to ban pot shops. Yes, there was a
woman in the group who made a
legitimate case for marijuana use.
She had some hard-to-treat form of
epilepsy, and marijuana helped her
maintain a more normal life than
she had with other drugs. The lady
made a convincing case and became
the poster girl for the pot shops, but
the question is this: Was she typical of the people using pot? Did
the thousands of other people who
suddenly developed illnesses that
were treatable with pot have similar
legitimate reasons to smoke pot?
The homeless problem can be
looked at in the same manner. Yes,
there is, indeed, a small percentage
of people who are homeless for
reasons beyond their control, and
they definitely need society’s help;
but for each of them there are hundreds who are homeless by choice.
I drive by the Bum Café, where the
elves used to make cookies on First
Street, a few times a day, and I see
the people lining up for the free
food. I work next to the park on
Pitkin, where the churches feed the
Bollan’s Beefs
Apple Justice
in the Brave
New West
The bespectacled young
philosophy professor seemed
totally happy with everything I
said in my paper on social justice
until I mentioned the apple. This
hypothetical apple, you see, is
just hanging on some tree—a tree
belonging to no one in particular-and it is equally desirable to two
people. Both parties say they want
the apple, so how do we decide who
gets it?
In the paper, I basically dismissed
the problem by saying that we could
just make up rules to decide who
gets the apple--maybe majority vote
or a coin toss. The professor didn’t
like how I breezed by this problem.
In red ink he scribbled, “This is the
problem, isn’t it?—what to do with
this apple.”
Jim Stiles’ book, Brave New West,
neatly exemplifies the apple problem. The apple in Brave New West is
Moab and the surrounding canyon
country. Stiles doesn’t like what has
happened to canyon country in the
past few decades. He believes the
area has been irretrievably damaged
by interests each wanting the apple
but each having a different view of
what to do with the apple.
Stiles came to Moab in the mid
1970’s and became immediately
enchanted with the beauty and the
people. He was a ranger at Arches
for ten years. He was a friend of
author Ed Abbey. In 1989, Stiles
began publishing The Canyon
Country Zephyr, one of the best
magazines in the West. The Zephyr
propounds the intrinsic value of the
beauty of canyon country and introduces its readers to colorful locals
who, like Stiles, love the area.
In this very conservative part
of Utah, Stiles has, at times, been
viewed as a radical, supporting
such extreme causes as the restoration of Glen Canyon. Truth is, however, Stiles is just a smart, friendly
guy who lived in Moab because he
loves the place. His friends are not
all intellectuals or radical environmentalists. They are, like Stiles,
mostly just small town folks who
love the area and want to protect
and preserve it.
So this is the apple Stiles wanted.
But other people also wanted this
apple just as much as Stiles and
were more effective than Stiles at
getting their teeth into it. So Brave
New West concludes with Stiles
abandoning Moab and moving to
Monticello, sixty miles down the
road.
And who were those who also
wanted the apple as much as Stiles?
It’s an assortment of interests.
First, the hundreds of thousands of
tourists who roll through Arches
National Park every year wanted the
apple. So did dozens of out-of-town
professional guides who are paid to
take tourists on adventure tours to
remote places that Stiles considers
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chosen deliberately?
I have a friend who works as a
counselor for a group that helps people. She very discreetly described to
me a man and woman she was trying to help who lived in a tent by
the river with three dogs. The man
had cut his leg in a strange accident
while chopping wood and was in
the hospital when she was assigned
to help him and his wife. She said
she spoke to them about some assistance to get them out of the tent and
into a house or apartment, and the
thing that struck her most was that
they simply did not want it. They
were perfectly happy living the
lifestyle they’d chosen; they’d realized there are a multitude of local
programs where they could get food
and clothing without working at all.
My friend said the man and his wife
were almost condescending toward
her, as if they’d figured it all out and
she had not, because she had to go
to work every day. They didn’t want
to rejoin society. They just wanted
society and the hospital to fix his leg
so they could take their dogs and go
back to their tent by the river.
Can you help someone who
doesn’t want help? Perhaps the
larger question is: Should you pour
money down an endless drain when
there are legitimately needy people
who could benefit from society’s
largess?
There are phenomenal projects,
such as the Marillac Clinic, that
help people who are trying to get
by and having problems affording
medical care. I’m sure Marillac treat
bums, also, but I think most bums
just end up at the emergency room,
and the hospital has to pay to heal
them enough to get them back into
their tent. Let’s put our money into
projects like Marillac.
In books written in the thirties
and forties, the bum problem was
often solved by a bunch of townspeople with baseball bats who
moved the bums on down the line
so they became someone else’s
problem. The fact that towns still
have the same problem eighty years
later says it will probably always
be here.
We just need to face the fact that,
as the boat goes down, you can’t
save anyone who won’t even try to
swim for himself. By Jack Bollan
jgbollan@aol.com
chantment is complete; he moves
on; book is closed.
Two people want the same apple.
The apple belongs as much to one
as to the other. How do we decide
who gets it? I mean, was Stiles
treated unjustly here?
Years ago, spandex-uniformed
yuppies turned Moab into a hip
adventure destination. The result
was an influx of people and money
into this once quiet, remote rural
area. The ensuing changes have
been dramatic; the cultural and
natural environments have been
irretrievably damaged.
But that’s the way of the modern world, whether you’re talking
Moab, Telluride, LA, or Shanghai.
Unaddressed population-related
issues and the sort of general smallmindedness of the species promise
a near future of all kinds of these
and much worse consequences for
humankind. Too many people want
the same apple, and we have decided to settle the issue using sophisticated but possibly wholly inadequate democratic mechanisms.
So, is it fair to Stiles that he didn’t
get the apple that was Moab? -- Of
course it is! It is a shame that a
smart, globally-thinking guy like
Stiles loses to people whose priorities are money or extreme adventure without regard to the greater
good. But it is fair.
That is, it is fair as long Stiles is
never forced over a cliff by the bad
choices of such people. And unless
we better address population issues,
there is plenty of reason to think
that we may all end up being swept
over a cliff.
sacred—or at least very special--and
which places would have remained
mostly unknown and untouched if
not for these guides.
Also vying for the apple are
hordes of mountain bikers, jeepers,
four wheelers, and rock climbers
that are being enticed to come to
Moab by the promise of adventure,
not of solitude and communion
with nature. Will those who come
for adventure pay due respect to
the intrinsic beauty? Or will they
scratch their names over thousandyear-old petroglyphs and scar or
destroy priceless natural artifacts?
Finally, this apple called canyon
country is desirable to those who
see it as a way to make a buck. This
group sees the booming tourist trade
as a great opportunity. They see
Moab as a future Aspen or Telluride.
Moab became very chic in the 80’s
because of the taste for adventure
of the spandex-uniformed yuppies from the Eastern Slope and
California. Now these yuppies are
buying second and third homes.
And local folks and investors in
Moab offer them high-priced homes
and condos, and developers offer
them upscale housing in places with
names like, “Cloudrock”.
The success of this last group, the
out-of-town developers, seems to
have been the last straw for Stiles.
The closing remarks of Brave New
West seem to say, “I don’t like what
they’re doing, and I don’t like them.
They are, in themselves, the worst
environmental damage that has
been done to Moab.” Stile’s disen-
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ones who show up
on Sunday. In each
case, it looks like
pretty much the
same group.
I don’t see many
of the old, destitute bums of yesteryear, or women
with children.
Instead, I see a group of mainly
twenty- to fifty-year-old men and
women, many with dogs, and most
of the men and women are smoking
cigarettes. Don’t cigarettes cost $5
or more a pack? How does someone who lines up to get free food
have five or six bucks to buy cigarettes? After the free lunch at the
Bum Palace during the week, many
of them move on up the street to
Whitman Park and spend the afternoon lying around in the sun getting drunk on the booze they buy
with money they beg from passing
motorists who are dumb enough to
pay them to be bums. Do they need
our help? I think the larger question is, would any amount of help or
money change a lifestyle they have
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under free. 464-5867.
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pots with Bill van Gilder, 9am-4pm,
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Bash Jones
Jeffrey Inks from The Source
recently talked with Bash Jones
who is working with a local record
production company.
Bash Jones’ love for music started
when she was very young, and it’s
only intensified with age. As a child,
Bash began singing and performing for family and friends and was
immediately hooked, seeing the
praise that came with sharing her
unique gift. At the age of 16, Bash
and three friends formed an all-girl
singing group, “Majestic,” and performed locally in their hometown of
West Philadelphia. Inspired to write
her own music, Bash started putting
her melodies and words to paper.
Members of Majestic, however,
soon parted ways, and music took
a backseat as Bash focused on college and pursuing an education
from Bloomsburg University of
Pennsylvania. With two degrees in
hand, and even more determined,
Bash returned home and picked up
Bash is working with a local
record production company Wired
Media Corp who recently recruited
video director and 10 Fold founder,
Josh Crews to direct Bash in the
music video for her upcoming single release, “Shut Up.”
Crews is overseeing both set
production on location in Western
Colorado, as well as the post-production in his Los Angeles studio.
Josh Crews recently wrapped up
Linkin Park’s newest vidBash Jones Interview
eo for the summer blockProfile Bash Jones
buster movie soundName: Bash Jones
track of Transformers 3,
Age: 23
Occupation:Aspiring
http://youtu.be/xLYiIBSinger/Songwriter
CN9ec where he was the
Hobbies: Since I have
designer, animator, and
very limited free time,
compositor.
my hobbies are hang“I am excited to work
ing with my family and
with Bash on the “Shut
friends, laughing (lol),
Up” video, as the track
working on my music,
offers a unique challenge
and bowling. I am like
for us to capture and cona professional bowler!
vey both the duality of
Okay, that’s a little bit
the theme and underexaggerated, but I’m
lying message in what
on the level right under
basically amounts to a
professional. Haha
three-minute movie,”
Family: I don’t have
said Crews. “Both my DP
a huge family, but my
Nick Montalvo and I look
family means the world
Left to right: Rico Da Producer-music producer ,
to me. My brothers and
forward to the challenge,
Josh Crews-director, Jordan Rocha-sound engineer sister are my motivation.
and I am confident our
Favorite Restaurant:
treatment and set design
Hmmmm. I don’t have a favorite restaurant, but I have favorite dishes! I
will shine.”
love mac-n-cheese. I love chicken Alfredo! I am a broccoli fanatic! I know
this is weird, but I love Italian salad dressing—it’s amazing, especially
with broccoli, celery, and cucumbers, o-m-geeeeee!
Goals: I like to think about my goals in increments. Of course, my ultimate goal is to be a very successful professional singer/songwriter; in
order for me to reach that goal, I set mini goals. My whole point of that
is to measure my progress in increments, so that I don’t have this one
single monumental goal. That way, even if I haven’t reached that
ultimate goal, I still feel like I’m slowly getting there. How much time did you spend in Grand Junction shooting
your new video? I got into Grand Junction on a Thursday and
left Sunday afternoon.
What song is the video for?
The video is for a song I wrote titled “Shut Up.” The title is
pretty aggressive, but the song is actually about getting to a
breaking point when you’re battling yourself, as in putting on
a smile or a facade on the outside to make it appear that you’re
okay on the inside, when you’re really breaking down. And you’re
telling your conscience, your feelings, “You mind shutting up and
letting me continue to pretend that everything is okay?!” The video
is going to be bananas; “it’s simply gonna be awesome.”
Did you have any extra time to explore Grand Junction?
Ummmm… Not really as we were so busy. I think the exploration
was actually driving into Grand Junction from Denver. I have never in
my life seen such beautiful scenery. The mountains were amazing. Where
we shot, on Glade Park was so beautiful and nostalgic. Other than the sites
for the video and photo shoots, I got to explore downtown, which was
very quaint and clean. I also went to Target to buy some candy, and while
I was there, the funniest thing happened. I still had the wacky makeup
Bash Jones’ on my lips from the video shoot, with all these different colors and huge
producer and Bi Polar Kliq founder, exaggerated eyelashes with rhinestones on them, and I walk past this little
Rico Da Producer said, “Having girl who said, “Mommy! What was that?” lol.
Josh Crews and his team work on
What do you love most about making a career in the music industry?
this video for Bash is simply over The thing I love most about making a career in the music industry is for
the top. I am very pleased that both people to finally hear and appreciate the great gift God has given to me.
Wired Media Corp and 10 Fold But maybe best of all, for me to be able to look at the naysayers and nonbelievers and say, “Now what?” agreed to accept the project.”
The video is scheduled for release
in the fall.
About Josh Crews: Josh Crews is
founder of 10 Fold Productions. He
made his directorial debut in 2009
with Austin’s Electro-Pop group,
Databoy. Prior to founding his own
company, Crews gained his production experience working with music
entertainment media giants, including MTV, VH1, Sony BMG and
Warner Bros. His most recent movie
credits include Harry Potter 7 and
the Green Hornet. Crews’ illustrious
music video clientele includes Alicia
Keys, Cee Lo Green, Jack White,
LCD Soundsystem, Jermaine Dupri,
and more.
For the music video shot in the
Grand Valley, Wired Media used
local dancers from Colorado Mesa
University, a local DJ company, a
local video/production company
and used several Grand Valley site
locations.
What have been your biggest challenges?
My biggest challenge was finding MY SOUND. With the help of my
producer, Rico, I’m finally making the music I feel really good about making, and that makes me feel proud when I listen to it. I’m so vain, if you
get in my car right now, my own music is always in my CD player. I like
to roll my windows down and blast it just so that, when I stop at a red
light or stop sign, I make folks listen to it. But other than that, it’s having
limited time. At no other point in my life have I wished that there were
more hours in the day. A challenge is trying to make time for everything
else that’s important to you in your life while trying to grind hard and
make your dreams and aspirations come to life.
Bash’s Producer Rico Da Producer adds: Since working with Bash Jones, I have seen an artist go from being a
singer who can write amazing songs to a powerhouse of an artist. She
will be the next big star, and nothing will stand in the way of her getting
there. I went with her on two different occasions to Universal Def Jam and
watched this artist grab the ear and build a relationship with A&R Rep
Lenny Santiago. He loves the direction and the sound of her music and
thinks she is a true artist. He believes in her so much that he is putting
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right where she had left off. Bash
began honing her skills by working
with local producers and writers at
every opportunity as well as performing on the Philadelphia club
scene. Yearning to establish her own
lane, Bash took her love for pop and
urban music, fused them, and created her own unique sound with
her powerful delivery and witty
punch lines.
In 2011, Bash hooked up with
“Rico Da
Producer” and
they created
a n e n t i re l y
new sound
they coined
“dub-fi.”
Armed with
an innovative sound and
a new production team, Bash’s
writing and singing just clicked, and
she harnessed the
music thatshe felt best
defined her. Today, Bash
Jones prepares for the global
stage with a cutting edge EP that
promises to break new ground. A
true triple-threat and the complete
package in every sense of the word,
Bash Jones is a rising star. Through
hard work, perseverance and a deep
sense of purpose, Bash is bringing
her dreams to reality.
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A rising star shoots music video in Grand Junction
her in a showcase to perform for other Universal Def Jam representatives, as well as other music executives. This showcase will
be held very soon and could coincide with this article’s release. I
am honored to be able to say that I work alongside her. She really
has what it takes to be successful in this business and your going
to be hearing alot more from Bash Jones.
Listen to Bash Jones www.bashjones.com
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Sept. 2-5, Civic Center Park
More than 500,000 people make
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· The LEGO Experience Tour,
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Jam All Weekend
Long with PHISH
Sept. 2-4, Dick’s Sporting Goods
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Jam band titans Phish bring
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Get Marvelously Muddy at the
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Sept. 3, Denver Art Museum
Enjoy one of the Mile High
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program Marvelous Mud – a multimedia celebration of clay and creativity throughout the ages – offers
plenty of chances for families to
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Dig Some Native Roots at Denver Botanic Gardens
Through Nov. 13, Denver Botanic Gardens
The Denver Botanic Gardens’
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features more than 20 bronze works
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Root, Root, Root for
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Sept. 5, Coors Field
The Rockies take on the
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Ride the roller-coasters and
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This brand new 25th anniversary
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Denver Music Profile...Moses Jones
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Name: Moses Jones
Age: 27
Occupation: Booking Agent
Hobbies: Music & Cooking
Goals: To help lead The Moses
Jones Band to be the best that we
can be.
When did your band form? Moses Jones formed on June 18, 2009
What style of music do you
play? We play a variety of music
such as Funk, Soul, R&B, Disco,
Motown and ext.
How large is this band? Moses
Jones is a 12 piece band + a sound
tech and 2 roadies
With a band so large, how difficult is it to get everyone in the
same room to rehearse? It has been
challenging at times, but we work
well together because we all have
the same passion.
What is the largest venue
you’ve played? The largest venue
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August 20
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Robinson, Sarah Lee
Guthrie and Johnny
Irion - Rocky Mountain
Folks Fest, Wildflower
P a v i l i o n , Ly o n s B B
King, Boulder Theater,
Yo n d e r M o u n t a i n
String Band, Railroad
Earth, Red Rocks, Iris
Dement, Swallow Hill,
All Time Low, Ogden,
Glen Templeton, Grizzly
Rose, Denver, Stiff Little
Fingers, Summit Music
Hall
August 21
J a c k s o n
Browne,Sarah Lee
Guthrie and Johnny
Irion, Lucy Kaplansky
- Rocky Mountain
Folks Fest, Wildflower
Pavilion, Lyons, BB
King, Botanic Gardens,
Peter Frampton, Hudson
Gardens, Casting
Crowns, Coors Field,
John Gorka, Tuft Theater,
Rockin’ Jake, Lincoln’s
Roadhouse,The
Congress, Captain Jacks
Tavern, Evergreen
August 22
Afroman, Larimer
Lounge, Denver
August 23
Death Cab for Cutie,
Frightened Rabbit, Red
Rocks
August 24
G o - G o ’s , O g d e n ,
Carolyn Wonderland,
Cervante’s Other
Side,Papa Dosio, Hodies
Half Note, Fort Collins
August 25
Rocky Mountain Irish
Festival, Larimer Co.
Fairgrounds, Loveland,
Carolyn Wonderland,
Little Bear, Evergreen,
Papadosio, Fox Theater,
Boulder, The Wiyos,
O s k a r B l u e s , Ly o n s
Young Dubliners, Ghost
Ranch Saloon, Steambat
August 26
The Motet, Smooth
Money Gesture, Kyle
Hollingsworth ,Nedfest,
B a r k e r R e s e r v o i r,
Nederland, Colorado
State Fair - Little Big
Town, Pueblo, Rocky
Mountain Irish Festival
Yo u n g D u b l i n e r s ,
Larimer Fairgrounds,
Loveland “1964”
T h e Tr i b u t e , R e d
Rocks, David Wilcox,
Chautauqua Theater,
Boulder, Kevin Fowler,
Grizzly Rose, Scream it
Like You Mean It - Breath
Carolina, Chiodos, TekOne, Summit Music Hall,
Papadosio, Bluebird,
Keller Williams,
Mishwaka,Great
American Taxi, Jeff
Guerico Memorial
Baseball Park,
Nederland,
Wendy Woo,
The Rib House,
Boulder
August 27
Nedfest,David
Grisman, Cornmeal,
Hot Buttered Rum, Split
Lip Rayfield, Barker
Reservoir, Nederland,
The Band Perry, Kevin
Fowler, Colorado State
F air, Pueblo, Rocky
Mountain Irish Festival
Yo u n g D u b l i n e r s ,
Larimer Co. Fairgrounds,
Loveland, Skillet, Dick’s
Sporting Goods Park,
Commerce City, The
Weepies, Chautauqua
Auditorium, Boulder,
Groundation, Dubskin,
Collie Buddz - Reggae
on the Rocks, Red Rocks,
Zappa Plays Zappa,
Return to Forever,
Paramount Theater, ALO
(Animal Liberation
Orchestra, Bluebird,
Keller Williams,
Mishwaka, Bellvue
August 28
ALO, Leftover Salmon
(Animal Liberation
Orchestra),Nedfest,
B a r k e r R e s e r v o i r,
Nederland, Rocky
Mountain Irish Festival,
Larimer Fairgrounds,
L o v e l a n d , Yo u n g
Dubliners, Little Bear,
Evergreen,Rocky
Mountain Music Festival
- Everclear, Fabulous
Thunderbirds, Desert
Rose Band, BoDeans,
Denver Botanic Gardens,
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Star Orchestra, Quixote’s
True Blue,Ronnie Baker
Brooks, Toad Tavern,
Robert Earl Keen,
Shannon McNally,
Third Street Performing
Arts Center, Evaline,
Marquis Theater, Vance
Gilbert, Girlyman,
Anais Mitchell, Planet
Buegrass, Lyons
August 17
Gipsy Kings, Arvada
Center, Goo Goo Dolls,
Michelle Branch,
Parachute, 1st Bank
Center, BroomField,
Incubus, Red Rocks,
Ly n c h M o b ,
Casselman’s
Bar and Venue,
We n d y Wo o ,
Swallow Hill
Summer Music
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Historic Park,
Vance Gilbert,
Girlyman,
Anais Mitchell, Planet
B u e g r a s s , Ly o n s ,
Bowling for Soup,
Bluebird
August 18
Hazel Miller
Band, Hodson’s Bar
& Grille, Centennial,
Ta p e s N ’ Ta p e s ,
Chain Gang of 1974,
Bluebird,Awolnation,
Wa l l p a p e r , S u m m i t
Music Hall, Mike Zito,
Outlook Hotel, Boulder,
Song School - Vance
Gilbert, Girlyman,
Planet Bluegrass Ranch,
Lyons
August 19
Martin Sexton, Sarah
Lee Guthrie and Johnny
Irion - Rocky Mountain
Folks Fest, Wildflower
P a v i l i o n , Ly o n s ,
Lonestar, Chris Cagle,
Thunder Mountain
Amphitheater, Loveland,
Sugarland, Comfort
Dental Theater, Hazel
Miller Band, Rock
B o t t o m B r e w e r y, Yo
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Booty Band, Bluebird,
Atmosphere, Evidence,
DJ Babu, Red Rocks, Iris
Dement, Avogadro’s
Number, Fort Collins,
The Congress, Skyline
Park, Ky-Mani
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Masterpiece, Wendy
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16 & 18 Aug-Teddy Bear Party,
Central Library, 530 Grand; 10am
both days. Bring your Teddy Bears;
Teddy Bear Doctor will be on duty
to give your special bear a check-up!
Also, stories, face-painting, fun with
bubbles! 683-2459.
16 Aug-Jazz among the
Grapevines, Influx Concert, 7pm,
Two Rivers Winery, 2087 Broadway.
Wine available by glass or bottle.
$10 admission. 866-312-9463.
16 Aug-Despicable Me—Dinner
& Movie, 7:15pm, Avalon Theater,
645 Main. Free with downtown
restaurant receipt, or $5 without
receipt. 263-5700.
18-21 Aug-43rd Annual Palisade
Peach Festival, downtown Palisade
and Riverbend Park. 970-464-7458.
19 Aug-Historic Downtown
Grand Junction Tour, 5:30pm (90
minutes; no registration required;
$5). Meet at Museum of the West,
462 Ute Avenue. 242-0971.
19 Aug-Movies under the
Stars, Glade Park Fire Dept., Field
of Dreams-PG, entertainment
Addicted. 16400 DS Road on Glade
Park. Concessions 5:30pm; grill
6pm. No outside food or beverages.
216-9116.
20 Aug-Hazel Miller Band, Hear
it through the Grapevine, 7:30pm
(gates 6:30pm), Grande River
Vineyards, 787 N. Elberta Avenue,
Palisade. Benefits Partners service
to community. Bring lawnchair, buy
wonderful dinner, bottle of wine!
464-5867.
20 Aug-Michael on Fire, 7pm,
KAFM Radio Room, 1310 Ute
Avenue. $15. 241-8801 x223.
21 Aug-Peach Fest Run, 8am,
Taylor Elementary School, 689
Brentwood Drive, Palisade. 5-mile
run; 3-mile run/walk. Ascent
Productions partners w/Palisade
Chamber of Commerce in producing this fundraiser for the Chamber.
Course winds through Riverbend
Park, with start and finish at Taylor
Elementary. 770-595-4556.
21 Aug-Sunda Supper ConcertJamie-Sue Seal & John Latini, 6pm,
Vistas & Vineyards, 3587 G Road,
Palisade. $15 donation. Bring your
beverage & supper. Dessert provided. RSVP: 464-7478.
21 Aug-Sons of Norway, Vestafjell
Lodge, celebrates a SON Member
appreciation event with food,
games, and fun at “Viking Day,”
2pm, Hawthorne Park, Fifth St. &
Drive to Aspen & Belly Up!
Belly Up Aspen,
450 S. Galena St., Aspen
970-544-9800
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August 11. Hollywood Stones.
“America’s best, and most popular
Rolling Stones tribute band,” says
Showtime magazine. 10pm.
August 12. Nervo w/Opening
Act TBA. DJ/producer twins who
Gunnison Ave. Norwegian historians, Egil and Rorik, give special
heritage presentation that includes
traditional Viking games of skill
and knowledge for young and
old. Vestafjell members are honored with BBQ picnic meal served
by lodge. Guests welcome. Barb,
245-5649; Thor, 249-8691.
23 Aug-Thunder Mountain
Camera Club monthly meeting,
7pm, River of Alliance Church, 701
24.5 Road, Grand Junction. Monthly
competition results reviewed and
discussed. Kathleen @ 260-7488.
23 Aug-The Secret in their Eyes—
Dinner & Movie, 7:15pm, Avalon
Theater, 645 Main. Free with downtown restaurant receipt, or $5 without receipt. 263-5700.
24 Aug-Centennial Band at
Performing Arts Festival at
Colorado Mesa University (formerly
Mesa State College), with Highland
Rogues. 245-6771.
25-28 Aug-Western Slope Reining
Horse Assn. Show, 8am, Mesa
County Fairgrounds, 2785 Hwy.
50. 255-7100.
26 Aug-Movies under the Stars,
Glade Park Fire Dept., ET-PG, entertainment TBA. 16400 DS Road on
Glade Park. Concessions 5:30pm;
grill 6pm. No outside food or beverages. 216-9116.
26-27 Aug-Rock Jam Music
Festival, Country Jam Ranch, Mack
CO (Exit 11 on I-70). Two days $69;
one day $49. Friday: Great White
- 2:15pm; Default - 3:30pm; Saliva
– 5pm; Skillet - 7:30pm; Meat Loaf –
10pm. Saturday: Kopek – 1pm; Fuel
– 2:45pm; Sebastian Bach - 5:15pm;
Twisted Sister - 7:30pm; Godsmack
– 10pm. 1-800-7800JAM; countryjam.com.
26-28 Aug-43 rd Annual Peach
Promenade Square Dance, 7:15pm
Friday w/pre-rounds, callers &
cuers; 9am Saturday w/workshops,
Mt. Garfield Middle School, 3475
Front Street, Clifton. $22 at door
complete package, $8-11 single
dance events. Callers: Dick & Karen
Fisher and Tom Roper. Contract
agreement prohibits non-dancers
under 18 years of age on premises.
Aug 28, 4th Annual CRDA Peach
Fun Dance. $5 pp. Finger-food is
welcome. 243-5858, 464-7686.
27 Aug-World’s Greatest Yard
Sale, 9am, Fairgrounds Park
Complex, 2758 Hwy 50. Booth
space? Call 242-7788, Cumulus
Broadcasting. 242-7788.
27 Aug-Benefit Golf Tournament
for Rose Hill Hospitality House, St.
Mary’s Hospital. Noon registration,
collaborated with David Guetta on
his Grammy-winning hit “When
Love Takes Over,” recently launched
a residency with Las Vegas’ Wynn
Group, and are taking off on the
Identity Tour later this summer.
10pm.
August 13. Thievery Corporation
w/Opening Act TBA. With brand
new album, “Culture of Fear,” the
Grammy-nominated group is led by
Eric Hilton and Rob Garza. 9pm.
August 14. Leo Kottke, master
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KAFM Radio Room presents
Michael on Fire August 20
Michael on Fire
will be at the KAFM
Radio Room, 1310 Ute
Avenue, on August 20
at 7pm. In a professional career spanning
four decades, Michael
on Fire has forged
an eclectic path as
a musical artist. He’s
traveled millions of
miles, playing original music hundreds of
dates a year, for years
on end, all over the
country, in every kind
of environment—from
bars to beautiful theaters, private homes
to major outdoor festivals, in mines and
on mountaintops, in
prisons to performing
for presidents. Along
the way, he has attracted a loyal
audience that finds food for the
soul in his words and music and
his emotional expression.
His sound grows naturally out
of the roots of American music,
and encompasses a broad range
of styles, country to blues, jazz
to rock, rural to urban, vocal
and instrumental music, acoustic
and electric.
He’s been featured on
Entertainment Tonight, CNN, FOX
News and his music has appeared
in film, TV and stage productions.
His online presence through networks such as YouTube has reached
millions of viewers and provides
further evidence of his worldwide
cult status.
Tickets to the show are just
$15. For tickets or more information, call 241-8801 x223 or visit kafmradio.org.
1pm shotgun start; $125. Bookcliff
Country Club, 2730 G Road. 2607664.
2 7 A u g - “ C h i l d re n a re o u r
Future, aren’t They?” guest speaker Dr. Gunyan, 11am-noon, Fruita
Community Center, 324 N. Coulson,
Fruita. 858-0360.
27 Aug-Evening under the Stars,
summer’s last free Centennial Band
concert for all ages, 6:45pm, Lincoln
Park, Twelfth & North Avenue. 2456771.
27 Aug-Race across the Sky, 7pm,
Avalon Theater, 645 Main. “Race
Across the Sky 2010” delves into
record numbers of citizen riders, all
with their own personal reasons for
challenging themselves to this epic
test of will, strength and endurance.
Joined by toughest elite field this
high-altitude century race has ever
seen, these riders are tested by one
of the most brutal courses known to
the sport. From the center of the little
mining town of Leadville, Colorado,
to the 12,570-foot top of Columbine
Mine, get ready to be inspired all
over again. 970-263-5700.
27 Aug-Mariachi Los Reyes
de Jalisco, Hear it through the
Grapevine, 7:30pm (gates 6:30pm),
Grande River Vineyards, Exit 42
off I-70, Palisade. $15 advance, $17
gate. 464-5867.
28 Aug-Tour of the Valley, CO
National Monument. Rider checkin 7-8am day of tour. $45 adults; $20
children 14 and under. 242-0920.
28 Aug-Walk through Time,
8am-noon (park entrance fee),
CO National Monument. Public is
invited to walk, stroll, jog, or bicycle
along 14 miles of Rim Rock Drive
without motorized traffic. Canine
friends welcomed, but must stay on
a leash and paved areas at all times.
During the event, Rim Rock Drive
will be closed to all motorized traffic
from visitor center to intersection
of DS/East Glade Park Road. 8583617 x360.
29 Aug-2 Sep-10th Annual Western
CO Senior Games. Deadline to register many varied events is August
1. 254-3866; gjcity.org.
30 Aug-True Grit (the Coen brothers’ movie)—Dinner & Movie,
7:15pm, Avalon Theater, 645 Main.
Free with downtown restaurant
receipt, or $5 without receipt. 2635700.
of finger-picking acoustic style on
both six- and twelve-string guitars,
he plays folk, blues and jazz and
has added a vocal component to his
performances. 8:30pm.
August 15. Lukas Nelson and
Promise of the Real. Returning after
two sold-out shows, Lukas Nelson
is a country, blues and rock ‘n’ roll
musician who’s been influenced by
Johnny Cash, Waylon Jennings, Kris
Kristofferson and Willie Nelson.
9pm.
August 16. Breakestra w/Opening
Act TBA. A funk-soul and hip-hop
collaborative lead by Miles Tackett,
with former members who play for
Black-Eyed Peas, Macy Gray, The
Rebirth, and Dakah. 9pm.
August 17. Jackie Greene Duo.
Called “prince of Americana” by
New York Times, he won California
Music Award for Best Blues/Roots
Album in 2003. 9pm.
August 19. Two Fresh w/Opening
Act TBA. “Instrumental hip-hop,
their music seamlessly incorporates
elements of sampling, a tight low
end and catchy synth lines, with a
strong beat.” 10pm.
August 20. Brandi Carlile w/
Ivan & Alyosha. Straddling altcountry, rock, pop and indie-folk,
she was named Seattle’s City of
Music Breakthrough award winner. 8:30pm.
August 21. Air Dubai w/Opening
Act TBA (NO COVER). Named
“Best Hip-Hop Band” by Denver’s
Westword, the eclectic seven-piece
blends R&B, jazz and alternative
rock. 10pm.
August 23. The Go-Go’s ‘Ladies
Gone Wild’ Tour w/Girl in a Coma.
Ladies Gone Wild celebrates 30th
anniversary of release “Beauty and
the Beat,” double-platinum debut
album that catapulted the first allfemale rock band to fame in the ’80s.
9pm.
August 24. This Must Be the Band
(Talking Heads tribute). Returning
after sold-out show, “Stop Making
Sense” comes to life when this
Talking Heads tribute band is on
stage. 10pm.
August 26. DJ Vice w/Opening
Act TBA. Globe-trotting DJ with
long-term residencies at Vegas’ TAO
and Lavo, worked with Timbaland,
Mariah Carey, Pharrell and Lady
GAGA. 10pm.
August 27. GIVERS w/Opening
Act TBA. Named one of “Ten Acts
that Rocked South by Southwest”
by TIME, the GIVERS are an indiepop that incorporates Afro-beat into
their sound. 10pm.
August 28. Groundation w/
Kevin Kinsella. This nine-piece band
incorporates jazzy horns, Latin and
African beats, soulful harmonies
September
1 Sep-CO Commission for Deaf
and Hard of Hearing (CCDHH)
Commissioner ’s Meeting, 4-7pm
Center for Independence, 740
Gunnison Ave. Open to public.
Commissioners’ meeting 4-5:30pm;
5:45pm Forum to ask questions.
Open to public. Amy Becktell, 970241-2592.
3 Sep-3 rd Annual BBQ Blues
at Gateway Canyons Resort,
43200 Hwy. 141, Gateway. Music
2-10:15pm; gates open noon. 970931-2655.
4 Sep-Free Sunday at Botanical
Gardens, Greenhouse and Butterfly
House, 641 Struthers Ave., 10am4:30pm. 245-9030, 245-3288.
7-11 Sep-25th Annual Meeker
Classic Sheepdog Trials, Meeker,
CO, 124 internat’l border collie/
handler teams compete for $35,000
purse & prizes. 970-878-0111 or
www.meekersheepdogs.com
and funk into reggae. 9pm.
August 30. Papadosio w/
Opening Act TBA. Electronic fivesome combines rock, house, dub
and jazz for unique, psychedelic
sound. 10pm.
August 31. Alberta Cross w/
Opening Act TBA. “Hard-hitting,
rock-driven affair, with folk and
soul undertones,” says BlackBox.
10pm.
Sept. 1. Punch Brothers w/
Opening Act TBA. “One of greatest
young bands in the country, bluegrass or otherwise,” says Village
Voice. Led by Chris Thile of Nickel
Creek. 10pm.
Sept. 4. Taj Mahal Trio. Composer,
instrumentalist, and Grammy
award-winner Taj Mahal is one of
the most influential American blues
and roots artists in four decades.
10pm.
Sept. 15 – “Full-bodied, crisp
melodies anYAMN, d free-flowing
power rock jams” come from the
Colorado-based band that’s played
with Motet, Boombox, EOTO, Tea
Leaf Green and Perpetual Groove.
Sep 24 - Cowboy Mouth,New
Orleans rock ‘n’ roll band with more
than a dozen albums, and shared the
stage with Hootie and the Blowfish,
BareNaked Ladies, Sister Hazel and
Better Then Ezra.
Sebastian Bach Quotes
I’m not this crazy drunk guy
you see on ‘SuperGroup’. I like to
be mellow sometimes. I like to read
a lot, and I’m actually starting to
write my first book. I have read so
many books and now I’m trying to
document this specific tour, because
it is fascinating!
“I had to get out of my record deal
that I signed with my previous band
and get a full solo record deal going
so, with all of the paperwork that,
that entails it did take a while.”
“I write my lyrics into the computer and I hum my music into the
dictaphone.”
“There is no singing anymore,
everything is yelling and shouting
and rapping and that is real boring
to a guy like me.”
Meat Loaf Quotes
“Rock n’ Roll came from the slaves
singing gospel in the fields. Their
lives were hell and they used music
to lift out of it, to take them away.
That’s what rock n’ roll should do take you to a better place.”
“I listen to everything just to
see what they’re all doing. I really
do. I listen to 50 Cent to Faith Hill.
Because I want to know what everybody’s doing, I just want to hear
it.”
“They expect the best that I
can give them on that night, ... It
all comes back from playing high
school football. There were a couple
of signs (in the locker room) and the
head coach misspelled a couple, but
that’s beside the point... . As you
went onto the field and you came
from the field, on both sides of the
door (there was a sign that said) 110
percent. And that’s how I relate to
that. Your job is to motivate the
audience...I have never failed on a
dead audience to get them alive...
If they’re dead, it’s my fault, not
theirs.”
Dee Snider Quotes
I went for an outrageous form of
expressing myself. It seemed to be a
way that I could make my name and
show that I was somebody.
“I do not believe profanity has
anything to do with Christianity,
thank you.”
Sully Erna of Godsmack Quotes
“I write what gets me off. If I
listen to a song and jump around
the living room with a broom in
my hand, I know that that will
trigger the same reaction in other
people.”
“A little bit of an influence is
there, but we don`t sound like Alice
in Chains, ... We`re influenced and
don`t lie about it, but everyone is
compared to someone.”
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* Sites are 20’ X 30’.
* Small gatherings with friends
are okay. (Visitors must have a
Camp Access Pass.)
* Feel free to have a nightcap or
two after the shows are over with
friends.
* Singing along with your favorite tunes is okay (even if you can’t
sing!)
* PLEASE listen to Security if they
ask you to keep it down.
* Quiet time begins at 1AM. Until
then, have fun!
Each camper and visitor must
have a Camp Access Pass and a
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camp access passes separately when
placing your order. You will be able
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home. You MUST bring your printed ticket to camping to check in. The
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pass when you arrive at check in.
September 16th - 18th , the bands, the fans, and the barrels of beer roll
into Telluride Town Park for the 19th annual Telluride Blues & Brews
Festival. The Festival is a three-day celebration of live blues, funk, rock,
gospel and soul performances, hosting 20 plus nationally touring bands,
and over 50 of the best microbreweries in the country.
The 18th Annual Telluride Blues & Brews Festival will feature headliners
Willie Nelson, The Flaming Lips, and Big Head Todd and the Monsters.
Additional performances include The Robert Cray Band, Zappa Plays
Zappa, moe., Marcia Ball, Fitz and the Tantrums, The Reverend Peyton’s
Big Damn Band, Mavis Staples, Anders Osborne, Jason Isbell and the 400
Unit and many more.
Big Head Todd & The Monsters
Friday, August 26
Great White 2:15pm
Default 3:30pm
Saliva 5pm
Skillet 7:30pm
Meat Loaf 10pm
Saturday, August 27
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Fuel 3:45pm
Sebastian Bach 5:15pm
Twisted Sister 7:30pm
Godsmack 10pm
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By Randy Raisch
When Kenny Wayne Shepherd
exploded onto the music scene
around 1995, he wasn’t even old
enough to buy a drink, but his style
was as genuine as anyone in blues at
the time, and he quickly etched his
place in the modern blues community. In fact, by the time he turned
21, he was opening for the Rolling
Stones. Talk about arriving...
Fast forward to 2011, and we find
Shepherd releasing his sixth studio
album—How I Go—containing seventeen tracks of unique blues-rock
blend covering the entire vibrant
landscape of his vast skill.
Shepherd’s anomalous range as
a musician and songwriter is on
grand display in this album, as he
moves back and forth among several different styles. If you were to
break it apart, you really have four
different kinds of music here. The album’s first track is “Never
Lookin’ Back,” which is Kenny
being Kenny in the most recognizable form. It’s strong blues guitar
played in gritty rock-and-roll style.
It’s groovy, it’s filled with tasty riffs,
and the vocal stylings of Noah Hunt
are as strong and soulful as ever.
The arrow strikes the bull’s-eye
here, and the other “modern blues”
offerings “Oh, Pretty Woman,”
“Round and Round,” “The Wire,”
and “Cryin’ Shame” all follow the
same pattern and are delivered with
the same accuracy.
A couple of tracks here lend
themselves to more of a “soul”
feeling. “Show Me the Way Back
Home” and “Who’s Gonna Catch
You Now?” are slowed-down pieces of perfection that really showcase Hunt’s bold, emphatic voice.
Kenny’s 1961 Fender Stratocaster
Shepherd has continued to mature
as a songwriter over the years, and
these are spot-on.
There are a handful of tracks
that are much more rock and
radio oriented. The bluesy-guitar
twangs are replaced with a more
straightforward instrumental
approach on “Come On Over,”
“Cold,” “Anywhere the Winds
Blow,” “Butterfly,” and “Baby, the
Rain Must Fall.” Any one of them
would make for great radio releases, which will probably keep this
album charting well the rest of the
year and beyond.
There are five tracks scattered
throughout that harken back to the
long-lost days of the blues. Call it
“old-school,” but Shepherd is mindful to pay his homage to the past.
“Yer Blues,” “Dark Side of Love,”
and “Heat of the Sun” all have that
throwback vibe to them. The best
of the bunch might be “Backwater
Blues,” a revamped version of the
classic penned by Bessie Smith in
the early 1900s. Shepherd and Hunt
stay respectful to the original, but
add enough of their own personalities to make it fresh. It’s a wonderful
rendition of a timeless song.
Final mention goes to the energetic “Strut,” which is the lone
instrumental track on the disc.
Shepherd lets it all hang out here.
It’s an up-tempo romp through the
Mississippi backcountry, accompanied by brush snare and piano
tickles that showcase this band as
a whole. It’s another win.
With so many different things to
enjoy here, it’s easily Kenny Wayne
Shepherd’s strongest effort to date.
What makes it accessible is the fact
that you don’t need to be a Rhodes
Scholar in the blues to appreciate
it. Sure, Shepherd drinks from the
delta for inspiration, but this has
enough of a contemporary, mature
sound to attract listeners from all
over.
And, somewhere, Stevie Ray
Vaughan is looking down and smiling.
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Gateway Canyons sends off
Summer on a High Note
Labor Day BBQ Blues!
Gateway Canyons sings the blues
with Hazel Miller and glorious fireworks at its third annual BBQ Blues
event on Saturday, September 3,
2011, over the long Labor Day weekend. The boutique resort, located
just an hour southwest of Grand
Junction, will feature the blues
rhythms of the acclaimed Hazel
Miller Band, as well as fireworks,
barbeque fare and arts and crafts
vendors.
With top-notch musical talent,
soul-satisfying food, and the stunning scenery surrounding Gateway
Canyons, it’s no wonder the BBQ
Blues event continues to grow every
year!
It’s almost Labor Day, and for
Gateway Canyons resort that
means it’s time to send off summer
with a New Orleans-style tribute—
blues tunes, impromptu dancing,
Southern-style barbeque and fireworks to end the season with a
bang.
Starting at noon Saturday,
September 3, Gateway Canyons’
third annual BBQ Blues gets
underway, featuring the incomparable Hazel Miller Band, as well as
other notable blues artists: Steve
Crenshaw, the Brian Hornbuckle
Band, the Dream Boats, and Little
Joe McLerran and Robbie Mack.
Other highlights include an artisan
craft and food fair and barbeque
served with all the fixins’.
“With top-notch musical talent,
soul-satisfying food, and the stunning scenery surrounding Gateway
Canyons, it’s no wonder that this
event continues to grow every year,”
said Tammy Anderson, Director of
Lodging and Guest Experience for
Gateway Canyons.
This year’s musical lineup features Denver-based diva Hazel
Miller and her band. Known for
infusing her songs with a primal
dose of genuine soul, whether
she’s singing the blues, jazz, pop
or Gospel, Miller has been called a
“force of nature.” Miller has opened
for Mel Tormé, James Brown, the
Temptations, Earl Klugh, Bob James
and many more. Since moving to
Colorado, she has regularly shared
the stage with Big Head Todd and
the Monsters. Miller has performed
at major jazz venues and is the
recipient of many awards, including Best Independent Blues-R&B
Recording, Outstanding Performer
at Red Rocks Amphitheater. She
was singled out as one of 150 people
who make Denver a better place to
live by the City of Denver.
The BBQ Blues show kicks off at
2pm, with gates opening to the public at noon. Opening the show will
be Little Joe McLerran and Robbie
Mack, followed by The Dream Boats
at 3:30pm. The Brian Hornbuckle
Band will take the stage at 5pm;
Steve Crenshaw at 6:30pm, and the
Hazel Miller Band at 8:30pm. The
band will take a brief break for fireworks at 9:30pm, after which Hazel
Miller will close out the evening.
A portion of the proceeds raised
at this event benefit the Colorado
Mesa University Veterans Club.
Though lodging at Gateway
Canyons is sold out, camping is still
available in the nearby meadows for
festival attendees. For reservations,
please call 970-931-2458.
Gateway Canyons is a premier
Colorado retreat destination located just
one hour southwest of Grand Junction
on Colorado Scenic and Historic Byway
141. The resort features 54 rooms, stateof-the-art meeting facilities, an activities center, a spa, stables, several restaurants and the Gateway Colorado
Auto Museum. For more information,
call 866-671-4733 or visit http://www.
gatewaycanyons.com/press-room for
an online press kit, press releases, and
downloadable photographs.
Tickets are $20 in advance, or $25 at
the gate the day of the show, and can be
purchased at Gateway Canyons’ front
desk, Gateway Canyons’ main office at
2454 F Road #200 in Grand Junction,
and Mesa County City Market stores
after August 1.
By Jeffery Taylor
jt@jefferytaylor.co.uk
Downtown Ealing
Editor’s Note: JEFFERY TAYLOR,
former dancer, is a dance critic and arts
feature writer for The Sunday London
Express. Get in touch with him by
email at jt@jefferytaylor.co.uk.
I don’t know if you noticed, but
21 June was 2011’s longest day; from
then on, the sun sets ever earlier,
and “it’s all downhill from here,”
as the man in our local off-licence
(or liquor store) always says. He
rubs his hands because boozy old
Christmas is just around the corner. But, as those of you familiar
with our temperamental London
weather know too well, a British
summer can be about as sunny as
a Malaysian monsoon.
I looked out of my office window
on a wet, grey summer morning
and saw Ronnie from No. 10, next
door to the right, washing one of
her four cars. It’s a curious pastime.
I have often spoken to her about it,
and I still don’t understand. It was
pelting down rain, and Ronnie was
soaking wet in her cream anorak
and hood. She poured buckets of
water over her dear, old Vauxhall
station wagon, got to grips with her
leather, and I swear she had a go
with the polish! Can you imagine?
But that’s the British stiff upper lip
for you.
Ronnie’s other hobby is men. She
is the most outrageous flirt I’ve ever
encountered. Since my wife Joanna
died, only the phlebitis in Ronnie’s
right leg has kept me safe.
When first Joanna and I moved to
Crossway in 2000, Ronnie’s divorced
husband often visited—to discuss
who owned the sofa, what else? He
was often in residence when dashing young Roy on his red Daihatsu
motorbike called. A couple of hours
later, our windows would clatter as
Roy revved up his scarlet racer and
headed for home. Exit ex-husband,
a little tousled, later. The Starland
Vocal Band, a one-hit wonder, had a
1976 hit about it, referring to “afternoon delight,” I believe.
Then there’s Derek, who arrives
every morning and leaves at sundown—but that’s another story.
Mrs. Selby, the deaf and blind
centenarian living alone across the
road at No. 7, has been moved by
her children to a care home. She
was fiercely independent to the
end. One day, from my window,
I saw through her open her front
door. There was Mrs. Selby flat out
on her hall carpet with a paramedic
crouched by her head. After a considerable time on his cell phone, the
medic’s colleague arrived, cleared
up, and away they drove—sent
packing by a very old but spunky
lady. After a couple of fretful weeks,
we were all glad to hear about the
care home.
A snapshot of Denver embedded
forever in my mind is those gleaming white trams shuttling endlessly
back and forth on 16th Street Mall.
That’s unthinkable on London’s
congested, medieval, twisty roads.
You have a public bicycle hire
scheme, so I read in The Source’s
April issue; we have a “Boris Bike”
system, too, named after our rather
florid Mayor, Boris Johnson, who is
desperate to avoid London’s threatened gridlock.
But, like so many knee-jerk
decisions made daily by our politicians and town councillors, his
off-the-cuff scheme has come to
haunt him. Boris’s blue cycle lanes
now not only take up over half the
city’s already congested road space,
but, coupled with the Congestion
Charge of a daily £10 ($16) to enter
central London, it’s turning what
used to be “good old Boris” into
“that two-faced bandit.” Can his
calculated buffoonery now overcome London’s drivers’ frustration
and guarantee re-election? Are you
doing things better in Denver? I
hope so.
Talk of rain brings me to the
open-air grass court Wimbledon
Tennis Championships (20 June4 July), whose patrons have been
our reigning (!) monarchs for over
a century. Princess Kate, Duchess
of Cambridge, just back from
California, is a keen player and is
expected to be a regular. Her fatherin-law, Prince Charles, prefers cars
and her grandmother; and the
Queen cannot see the point of the
game at all. Anyway, she’s usually
on horseback in one of her Royal
Parks when play starts. What is cer-
impeccable in a suit and collar and
tie when he took the kids to school.
He lived about a mile away in a
place called Greenford, an overspill for Southall, one of the most
densely Asian areas in London.
Whenever he saw me, he jumped
out of his car; or, if I wasn’t around,
he’d ring my front door bell, shake
my hand and say, “God bless you,
sir.” Nothing else, just that.
I really miss Ahmed.
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My friend Ahmed moved away
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Religion in Modern Japan
Most Japanese people consider
themselves irreligious. If anything,
they typically only admit to a vague
identification with the power of
nature and a sense of connection to
family members who have passed
away. Every once in a while, I have
found someone who will admit to
an implicit acceptance of reincarnation, but, by all appearances, people
don’t think about these things until
someone very close to them dies. At
this point, an in-home memorial is
set up.
There are actually two “driving
forces” in Japanese spirituality: the
nature-worshipping Shinto, and
Buddhism. You will find, as many
authors have already pointed out,
large red gate-like structures all
over the place, wherever there is
some sort of remarkable natural
phenomenon. These are known
as torii, and can be found under a
grove of cherry trees (the markers
of the arrival of spring), at a particularly lovely bay, or merely in
a shady spot with an outcropping
of unusual or substantial boulders.
These are sometimes accompanied
by what we refer to in our culture
as a shrine. This is a place where
one may ascend a few steps to a
platform, ring a bell, leave a donation for the priest and his family,
and pray.
Now that’s
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This 19 year old ex-cheerleader now an Air Force Security Forces Sniper,
was watching a road in Pakistan that led to a NATO military base when
she observed a man digging by the road.
She engaged the target (she shot him). It turned out he was a bomb maker
for the Taliban, and he was burying an IED that was to be detonated when
a U.S. patrol walked by 30 minutes later. It would have certainly killed
and wounded several soldiers.
The interesting fact of this story is the shot was measured at 725
yards.
She shot him as he was bent over burying the bomb. The shot went
through his rectum and into the bomb which detonated; he was blown to
pieces. The Air Force made a motivational poster of her.
(Folks, that’s a shot 25 yards longer than seven football fields) and the
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Now, it may seem that we have a
great many denominations of protestant Christianity in our world, but
the divisions therein pale by comparison to the sheer number of sects
of Buddhism you can find here in
Japan. There are three major sects
of Zen, alone, and, as far as I could
tell, hundreds of others. The largest sect of Zen, Soto-shu, adheres to
the practice of meditation or zazen,
but there is no place for the koan or
mental puzzles that are so famous to
Westerners as typifying the Zen outlook (if a tree falls in a forest, etc).
How, you may ask, do all of
these people manage to get along
so well? I think that it is in the
Japanese people’s general tendency
to accept three or four principles
or understandings. One, the probability of reincarnation; two, the
absolute importance of karma in
one’s everyday life and also one’s
transmission to the next; three, the
recognition that when there was not
a unified power structure in Japan,
life was (literally) a bloody mess.
The name you’ll want to investigate
if you’re interested in this point is
Tokugawa Ieyasu, the man who
brought an end to internal strife
amongst clans across Japan. The tale
of his childhood alone is so filled
with murder, intrigue, betrayal, and
chaos that one may well imagine
it a miracle that the boy survived
beyond his teens. (Check the old
Tuttle biography by A.L. Sadler,
chapter: Takechiyo.)
Now, this is not to say that people don’t have their differences,
but largely the differences are left
at home, under the dust-mat. That
is, until recently, I guess. There is
an undercurrent of strife building along the lines of economic
inequality: private schools, big
houses, and the occasional
Lamborghini, Lotus, or Jaguar.
Still, it is more often the case that
people are merely openly envious
if you live in a “rich” neighborhood, and it’s left at that. People
see Ichiro Suzuki, Ken Watanabe,
and Haruki Murakami as national heroes, and anyone who has
attained wealth (roughly speak-
ing) is considered to have done
it by their own merit and thus
are worthy of it. Those of us old
enough to remember Karate Kid’s
Pat Morita’s Mr. Miagi’s telling Daniel-san that Sato’s family was the richest and therefore
this betrothal to his beloved (of
the poorest) was a good arrangement, however, would do well to
recognize that this is no longer a
common pattern: People in Japan
more and more marry along lines
of class compatibility and not
across them. I fear that this is a
sign that, in generations to come,
class strife may rear its ugly head
in a manner emblematic of the
Marxist view of the downfall of
the bourgeoisie.
Wouldn’t it be ironic if this sort
of revolutionary era came about
just as China readies to annex
Japan, Taiwan, and both Koreas
into its sphere of dominance or
even its nationality? To my children’s children’s children, I say:
Great Granddad told you to watch
out for those commies!
Lost in Translation!!!
Laughter is like a medicine........
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I will never hear or see this word
again without thinking of this
joke.
Today’s word is...Fluctuations
I was at my bank today; there was
a short line.
There was just one lady in front of
me, an Asian lady who was trying
to exchange yen for dollars.
It was obvious she was a little
irritated . . .
She asked the teller, “Why it
change? Yesterday, I get two hunat
dolla fo yen.
Today I only get hunat eighty?
Why it change?”
The teller shrugged his shoulders
and said, “Fluctuations.”
The Asian lady says, “Fluc you
white people too”
and Advil is also called
Ibuprofen.
The FDA has been looking for a
generic name for Viagra.
After careful consideration by
a team of government experts,
it recently announced that it has
settled on the generic name of
Mycoxafloppin.
Also
considered were
Mycoxafailin, Mydixadrupin,
Mydixarizin, Dixafix, and of course,
Ibepokin.
A major Corp. announced today
that Viagra will soon be available
in liquid form, and will be marketed
by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage
suitable for use as a mixer..
It will now be possible for a man
to literally pour himself a stiff one.
Obviously we can no longer call
this a soft drink, and it gives new
meaning to the names of ‘cocktails’,
‘highballs’ and just a good old-fashioned ‘stiff drink’.
Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of: MOUNT
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Thought for the day: There is
more money being spent on breast
implants and Viagra today than on
Alzheimer’s research.
This means that by 2020, there
should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge
erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.
If you don’t share this with five
old friends right away there will
be five fewer people laughing in
the world.
One of the courses had a professor
who was an avowed atheist, and a
member of the ACLU.
One day the professor shocked
the class when he came in.
He looked to the ceiling and flatly
stated, “GOD, if you are real, then
I want you to knock me off this
platform... I’ll give you exactly 15
min.”
The lecture room fell silent. You
could hear a pin drop. Ten minutes
went by and the professor proclaimed, “Here I am GOD, I’m still
waiting.”
It got down to the last couple of
minutes when the Marine got out of
his chair, went up to the professor,
and cold-cocked him; knocking him
off the platform. The professor was
out cold.
The Marine went back to his seat
and sat there, silently.
The other students were shocked
and stunned, and sat there looking
on in silence. The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken,
looked at the Marine and asked,
I was eating lunch back on the
20th of February with my 8-year-old
grandson and I asked him, “What
day is tomorrow?”
He said “It’s President’s Day!”
He is a smart kid. So, I asked”What
does President’s Day mean?” I
was waiting for something about
Washington or Lincoln ... etc.
He replied, “President’s Day is
when President Obama steps out
of the White House, and if he sees
his shadow we have one more year
of unemployment.”
You know, it hurts when coffee
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All drugs have two names, a
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Example, the trade name is
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No, not the NBA Lockout—that is
going to be a lot longer than the
NFL one—so we will talk about it
another time. We’ll have more editions out before we even have to
start to discuss it.
If you have read any of my articles in the past, you might have
picked up that I am a golfer. I love
the game, but I don’t get out to play
it as much as I wish to. Mainly, the
problem is that I just don’t have
the money right now to do that.
It does cost more lately, and it just
isn’t in my budget. Feeding my wife
and kids kind of wins out over my
playing eighteen holes. So, I wanted
to find a way to get out and walk
around to get some exercise and
still play golf. One solution came
to mind—disc golf. It has the word
“golf” in it, and I used to love to
throw the Frisbee around with my
friend Pagan all the time. Yeah, I
know it’s a funny nickname, but I
don’t have time right now to tell
you how he got it and who he is.
And I digress.
I luckily had a friend who decided
to take me out to Orchard Mesa. He
said he would teach me how to play
this game. Now, wait, this can’t be
that hard. In real golf, you have to
use different clubs; there are lots of
hazards on the course; if your swing
is off in any way it makes the ball go
in funny directions you had never
planned to, etc. All I have to do here
is throw the disc and put it in the
basket that looks like a snow cone
made out of chains. I’ve got this.
Piece of cake, and I won’t have the
stress of the other game of golf.
Well I wish that would have been
true. First off, the disc was not the
same as the ol’ Whammo one I used
to toss around in the grass on a nice
sunny afternoon. It is smaller and
feels different. Next, I had one disc
from my friend, but he carried several just like I would carry several
clubs in my golf bag. Something
It’s the Soldier, not the reporter
Who has given us the
freedom of the press.
It’s the Soldier, not the poet,
Who has given us the
freedom of speech.
It’s the Soldier,
not the politicians
That ensures our right to Life,
Liberty and the
Pursuit of Happiness..
It’s the Soldier
who salutes the flag,
Who serves beneath the flag,
And whose coffin
is draped by the flag.
Honor the Fallen
Marine Sgt.
Daniel D. Gurr
August 5, 2011
21, of Vernal, Utah
Army Spc.
Jinsu Lee
August 5, 2011
34, of Chatsworth, Calif.
Army Capt.
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August 4, 2011
41, of Red Bay, Ala.
Army Sgt.
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August 4, 2011
24, of Chelsea, Okla.
Army Spc.
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August 3, 2011
24, of Silver Spring, Md.
Army Pfc.
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August 3, 2011
19, of Holton, Kan.
Army Staff
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August 2, 2011
37, of Sapulpa, Okla.
Marine Staff
Sgt. Leon H. Lucas Jr.
August 1, 2011
32, of Wilson, N.C
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The Soldier stood and faced God,
Which must always come to pass.
He hoped his shoes were shining,
Just as brightly as his brass..
‘Step forward now,Soldier ,
How shall I deal with you?
Have you always turned
the other cheek?
To My Church have you been true?’
The soldier squared his shoulders and
said,
‘No, Lord, I guess I ain’t.
Because those of us who carry guns,
Can’t always be a saint.
I’ve had to work most Sundays,
And at times my talk was tough.
And sometimes I’ve been violent,
Because the world is awfully rough.
And sometimes, God, forgive me,
I’ve wept unmanly tears.
I know I don’t deserve a place,
Among the people here.
They never wanted me around,
Except to calm their fears
If you’ve a place for me here, Lord,
It needn’t be so grand.
I never expected or had too much,
But if you don’t, I’ll understand.
There was a silence all
around the throne,
Where the saints had often trod.
As the Soldier waited quietly,
For the judgment of his God.
But, I never took a penny,
That wasn’t mine to keep...
Though I worked a lot of overtime,
When the bills got just too steep.
‘Step forward now, you Soldier,
You’ve borne your burdens well.
Walk peacefully on Heaven’s streets,
You’ve done your time in Hell.’
And I never passed a cry for help,
Though at times I shook with fear..
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started to tell me that this was not
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it would be. Luckily I did not take
my friend up on his lovely offer to
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a semi-intelligent thought once in a
while, thank you very much!
After the first throw, or shot, I
realized that this was going to be
different from my early expectations, and there was a lot to learn
about this. It takes strength on some
shots, and finesse on others. You
have hazards to work around, just
like in the real game; and you must
try and strategize where you want
to play. The disc doesn’t always go
where I expected it to, and you have
to then rethink what you are going
to do, just like the other golf game
I love.
This really was enjoyable. It had
all the aspects of the other game, but
with different twists. I also really
liked that you could enjoy a couple
cold ones in this sport while playing
it. Those seem to be the sports I like
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There are several different courses around the valley, and some are
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That is where I guess you can really
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