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GLWSS MONTHLY EMAGAZINE
JULY 2015
For internal circulation only
ISSUE
JULY
2015
Editor’s Note1
Expert Speaks 2 - 3
Highlights4 - 14
Travelogue15 - 16
Ubuntu Challenge17
New Joinees18
Offbeat News
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Article
20 - 21
Market Intelligence 22 - 23
Sports & Fitness24 - 25
Brain Teaser26
Humor27
Editor’s Note
Dear Colleagues,
Safmarine remains one of GL West Star’s major carrier partners, thanks in large part to the close relationships we enjoy with the local Safmarine team. GL West Star had the honor recently of being invited
to the Safmarine Ubuntu Challenge, an annual team
building event held in Munich, Germany. A four
member GL West Star team traveled to Munich and
came back with some great memories and unfortunately also some injuries. You can find more on the
event in Highlights.
In Expert Speaks this month, we change track from
the usual treatments of commercial topics with a
contribution by Mr. Sreekumar, Commercial Director, who encourages us to take a step back from our
daily pursuits to dwell on self-improvement.
With the holy month of Ramadan concluding in the
middle of July, we wish all our colleagues a blessed
Eid Al-Fitr.
Tervin Aranha
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Expert Speaks
Success Mantra; Life & Business
Can you imagine a world where people do
not communicate?
Mr. S. Sreekumar,
Commercial Director,
G.L. West Star Shipping LLC
We attribute all the changes that has taken
place on earth as a result of people engaging themselves in effective communication….. Sree said while explaining the importance of good communication and how
it leads to success in business as well as inlife!
Effective communication: There is nothing
more than communication that need to
be improved if you need to be happy and
successful. One of the biggest challenges
human race is currently facing and faced
in the past is communication. In this new
world of technology, though we communicate, but not very effectively. Effective
communication amounts to understanding
the audience/Customer before you communicate. You may be an expert in your
trade, but the customer or the audience
is not, therefore select the most possible
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One of the biggest challenges human race is currently
facing and faced in the past is communication
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Expert Speaks
example related to the industry to explain
complicated situation. For example, the
word “chartering” is quiet complicated for
a layman. Explain that it is similar to hiring a taxi if you understand it well. Select
the simplest language to explain, remember you need to be an expert to explain a
complicated matter in simple words. People like to hear the facts always but not the
distorted ones. Communicate with compassion, if a customer is in trouble, please
show that you too are concerned about it
and you are working for a solution. They
don’t want you to be a radio station. People can read the tonal quality. It is always
good to remember the world around you is
what we communicated so far.
Politeness: Polite behavior is a direct reflection of knowledge, and upbringing of a
person. Politeness can touch the heart of
the people and help you to bond well with
them. You can very well express your concern very firmly without being un-polite.
Train yourself this way and see the wonder
that will do.
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Politeness can touch the heart of the people
and help you to bond well with them
is a proverb. Experience will help you to
get alerts when things are going well or
otherwise. Then comes your ability to respond on time. Progress in our industry is
directly related to your ability to give effective response on time as we are working
with variable(s) all the time (From Shipping
line, to customs to Port etc.).
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for any event is key to success. The right
dress code communicates your readiness
for the job you have undertaken, your discipline, and your overall attitude towards
life. If you find it difficult to select the right
combinations white is universally accepted
colour for any kind of job. In business especially perception matters.
Timely attention as a part of effective
communication:“Stitch in time saves nine” Dress Code: Presenting yourselves suitably All the best for a successful year ahead….
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Highlights
Heavy Equipment Shipment
Coordination is the key when it comes to
handling heavy shipments and Globelink
West Star Air freight team has proved
this while handling two ship cranes for
vessels waiting in Hamriyah port…
als and equipment to greater distances
within the time frame. Wemag would
like to share another success story from
Globelink West Star Shipping regarding a
heavy haul, this time from the Air Freight
department.
terpart M/s Avion in bringing two ship
cranes in two different schedules from
Italy for delivery to two vessel docked at
Hamriyah port in Sharjah.
Canute D’Souza and his trusted lieutenants Mr. Mohammed Akbar & Mr. Annu
One of the realities of an interconnected
and rapidly developing world is the need A few weeks back we saw our air freight Poojary swung into action to ensure a
to transport heavy & valuable materi- team teaming up with our Italian coun- seamless operation to ensure that the
delivery has met the schedule.
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The greatest highlight of this operation was that the team has to not only
deal with a dense cargo, but also to act
against a very hostile weather condition
prevailing all over the UAE in the form of
a dust storm at that time.
Ship spares are always time sensitive
and especially those spares which needs
to be delivered to the vessels waiting at
the port, since these vessels are subject
to high berth hire charges on a daily basis. “Time saved is money saved”
Realizing the time sensitiveness, the response team has acted in the wee hours
to ensure that the delivery has been
made successfully.
First crane delivered to the vessel : M V
Sea Eagle “Dolphin” (9 ton weight)
Second Crane delivered to the vessel:
M V Sea Eagle “Shark” (9 ton Weight)
Needless to mention that this dedication
has won the heart of the client and this
could be the beginning of a long standing relationship.
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Wemag Congratulates Our Team & Our Partner M/S Avion For
Its Commitment And Dedication In Handling The Shipment With
Precision.
Highlights
Seamark Project shipment to South Sudan
Routine freight forwarding and transportation in itself has become a challenge
now – stiff competition, narrow margins
and extended credit. Meanwhile a shipment of the following nature has certainly rejuvenated the real freight forwarder
within us, says the Seamark team under
Mr. Anu Zacharia who has carried out a
logistically challenging air shipment to
South Sudan.
Recently we had the fortune of handling
108.50 tons of GTX and GMX (geotextiles / geo membrane) - actual challenge
was to find a transport solution for subject cargo to a location called “Paloich”
in South Sudan. Sudan as you know is
currently under political unrest / Civil
war. Shipment was for a petroleum refinery in Paloich. The only commercial
airport in South Sudan is Juba – which
is almost ‘1 Hour and 20 Minutes’ flying distance away from Paloich. Due to
high risk and securities reasons it is impossible to move cargo using land trans6
port from Juba to Paloich. That’s when
the consignee informed us about an unpaved airstrip adjacent to the refinery –
details of the same was handed over to
the operator (IL76). It was purely Pilot’s
decision to fly or not and fortunately it
was a YES from him and the crew! The
next hurdle was to find insurance for the
cargo which was also sourced and done
just in time.
01st Flight took-off Ex-Sharjah International airport on 12th May 2015 early
morning 03:45 (36.50 tons)
Highlights
02nd Flight took-off Ex-Sharjah International airport on 19th May 2015 early
morning 03:24. (36.50 tons)
03rd Flight was secluded for 25th May
morning departure. However, on 19th
late night there was a militant attack in
and out of Paloich airstrip. Hence the
03rd flight was suspended indefinitely
putting both the shipper and consignee
under tremendous pressure. Fortunately
and by the grace of God, our customer’s
facility sustained min damage with no human causality. On the other side, uncertainty and pressure started mounting as
the Charter contract had already been
signed for the 03rd lot. Full payment received and half of the cargo already received for shipment. We were now worried about the indefinite delay – landing
/ over flying permits (from Saudi, Oman,
Yemen, Eritrea and Djibouti), oil prices
(rates were valid till 31st May 2015) and
insurance approvals. Fortunately by 23rd
May situation improved at Paloich – it
was safe and they were ready to receive
the third lot.
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Finally, the 03rd flight took-off Ex-Sharjah Santosh D’Souza, Alex Augustine, Elias
on 27th May 2015 early morning by 2:45 Mathias Hitesh Suvarna, Aneesh Jose,
(36.50 tons). Mission accomplished.
Sudhir Nair & Pramod Devidasan who
worked round the clock for the success
We take this opportunity to thank our of this movement. This operation has
CEO Mr. Martin Aranha for all his sup- done immense good to all of us at SEAport and backing from the very begin- MARK, which has further strengthened
ning without which we could not have our confidence as a team to take up
even imagined quoting for said business. challenges of this nature in future.
Also thanks to our Finance Director Mr.
P.V. Srinivasan for his support and best WEMAG congratulates Seamark Team for
wishes.
successfully carrying out this challenge.
The entire operation was well executed
by our colleagues Mr. Abhilash Chepur ,
Highlights
Brainteaser Winner : Wemag June 2015
Mr. Mohanakrishnan, Dy. Manager (Accounts),
has been selected by the editorial team as the
winner for the Brainteaser feature of Wemag
June 2015 based on a lucky draw as few other
participants have also correctly answered and
qualified themselves for the lucky draw. Editorial team is delighted to extend heartiest congratulations to Mr. Mohanakrishnan.
Mr. Mohanakrishnan is presented with a gift
voucher.
Editorial team is encouraged to observe the
overwhelming & tremendous response from all
affluent readers and thank them for their enthusiastic participation.
Correct Answer : Except George, all other people were ladies, so it was easy for Dubai Police
to nab George.
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Announcement
Iftar Union on 5th, July 2015.
Iftar union has been arranged on July 5th
2015 at Le Meridian Hotel at Garhoud in
honor of the customs fraternity and our
important clients. An invited gathering of
150 people will assemble after the prayers
for a grand Iftar party.
Wemag joins the organizing committee in
wishing all “Ramadan Kareem”.
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Highlights
CWT Globelink CEO Summit
Members of the Management Committee attended CWT Globelink Group’s
CEO Summit 2015 in May. Martin Aranha,
Sreekumar and Sumesh Nair attended
the summit which was held at the Grand
Copthorne Waterfront Hotel Singapore
on 27th and 28th May 2015. About 50
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representatives from Globelink’s offices ing the Group’s strategic direction. The
Summit also provides the opportunity
worldwide participated in the event.
for offices to connect and share market
The annual CEO Summit bring focus to trends in their local context and to exvarious agendas, including keeping the plore strategic opportunities.
Globelink offices updated on the Group’s
initiatives / projects, as well as align-
Highlights
Logwin’s 10th Anniversary Celebration
Logwin Dubai celebrated its 10th anniversary with a glittering gala dinner on
June 11th at the Jumeirah Creekside
Hotel. Marking the occasion with the
entire Logwin team was Logwin CEO
Mr. Antonius Wagner, Mr. Hauke Muel11
ler, RMD EMEA and member of the Executive Committee and Mr. Volker Hoebelt, Global Sales Director. The keynote
speech was delivered by Mr. Martin Aranha and Mr. Wagner and Mr. Hoebelt
followed with a short address congratu-
lating the Logwin team on achieving this
significant milestone.
Event ended with a “thank you note”
speech from Mr. Sumesh Nair.
Highlights
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Highlights
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Highlights
Logwin Air & Ocean Middle East LLC
Inauguration of New Warehouse at Ras Al Khor Industrial Area (DUCAMZ)
Logwin is proud to announce the inauguration of the warehouse in association with
GLWSS at Ras Al Khor Industrial Area, DUCAMZ.
On 11th June 2015, Dr. Antonius Wagner,
CEO of Logwin AG & Chairman of the Executive Committee, did the honour of the
ceremonial ribbon cutting followed by inauguration of the new office facility by Mr.
Hauke Müller, Member of the Executive
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Committee & Regional Managing Director.
Dubai Cars & Automotive Zone (DUCAMZ)
was established with the objective of reexporting cars to the Asian & African markets. It is located within Dubai, and has
easy access to all airports and seaports in
the region. This zone will facilitate and support the growth of all segments of the auto
industry enjoying one stop services and the
benefits of a dynamic auto market place.
With this new facility, Logwin in association with GLWSS plan to re-energize all its
resources to further consolidate and tap
the infinite potential of the niche automotive market in this region - both containerized & RORO services.
Wemag extends best wishes and congratulations to Login & GLWSS and hope that
this endeavor shall meet with great success in times to come.
Travelogue
MR. SUMESH, MR. SREE KUMAR & MR. SURESH RAMALINGAM
VISIT TO AMAZING TRICK EYE MUSEUM, RESORTS WORLD SENTOSA’S WATERFRONT, SINGAPORE
The Trick Eye Museum at Resorts World Sentosa at Singapore,
where seeing is not really believing. Mr. Suresh took Mr. Sumesh
& Mr. Sree Kumar to Trick Eye Museum and truly “deceived their
eyes”.
According to Mr. Sumesh & Mr. Sree Kumar :
“We must trust to nothing but facts; these are presented to us by
nature and cannot deceive. We ought, in every instance, to submit
our reasoning to the test of experiment, and never to search for
truth but by the natural road of experiment and observation and
with below fabulous pictures let us try to presume that - “Seeing
is Really Believing” - Happy viewing the pics.
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Travelogue
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Ubuntu Challenge
GL West Star had the honor recently of being
invited to the Safmarine Ubuntu Challenge, an
annual team building event held in Munich,
Germany. Key members of GL West Star team
traveled to Munich for the participation.
Event was attended by Mr. Vittal Poojary, Mr.
Thomas Kuruvilla, Mr. Gerry, GL Kuwait and Mr.
Nanda Kumar, GL Doha.
Members have thoroughly enjoyed the exercise
and was termed as one of the most memorable
event they have attended in the recent past.
Wemag wholeheartedly congratulates the participants.
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New Joinees
May - June 2015
SOMANATHA
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DEEPAK K VIJAYAKUMAR
BENSON AMITH PINTO
MANEESH KUMAR PANDE
NAME OF STAFF
DESIGNATION
DATE OF
JOINING
DEPARTMENT
HAILING FROM
SOMANATHA
OFFICE ASSISTANT
03/05/2015
GENERAL
KARNATAKA - INDIA
DEEPAK K VIJAYAKUMAR
SALES CO-ORDINATOR
03/06/2015
CONSOLIDATION
KERALA - INDIA
BENSON AMITH PINTO
OPERATIONS EXECUTIVE
14/06/2015
CONSOLIDATION
KARNATAKA - INDIA
MANEESH KUMAR PANDE
SENIOR SALES EXECUTIVE
21/06/2015
PROJECTS & HOSPITALITY
LUCKNOW - INDIA
Offbeat News
Zimbabwe’s new exchange rate:
$1 for 35,000,000,000,000,000 local dollars
HARARE: Zimbabweans will start exchanging ‹quadrillions’ of local dollars
for a few US dollars next week, as President Robert Mugabe’s government discards its virtually worthless national currency, the central bank said.
Zimbabwean dollar balance into dollars,
Reserve Bank of Zimbabwe (RBZ) governor John Mangudya said in a statement.
The process will legally end the local currency. Zimbabweans have until September to turn in their old bank notes, which
The southern African country started us- some people sell as souvenirs to tourists.
ing foreign currencies like the US dollar
and South African rand in 2009 after the Bank accounts with balances of up to
Zimbabwean dollar was ruined by hyper- 175 quadrillion Zimbabwean dollars will
inflation, which hit 500 billion percent in be paid $5. Those with balances above
175 quadrillion dollars will be paid at
2008.
an exchange rate of $1 to 35 quadrillion
At the height of Zimbabwe’s economic Zimbabwean dollars.
crisis in 2008, Zimbabweans had to carry
plastic bags bulging with bank notes to The highest - and last - bank note to
buy basic goods like bread and milk. Pric- be printed by the RBZ in 2008 was 100
trillion Zimbabwean dollars. It was not
es were rising at least twice a day.
Customers who held Zimbabwean dol- enough to ride a public bus to work for
lar accounts before March 2009 can a week.
approach their banks to convert their
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The RBZ said customers who still have
stashes of old Zimbabwean dollar notes
can walk into any bank and get $1 for
every 250 trillion they hold.
That means a holder of a 100 trillion bank
note will on Monday get 40 cents. The
RBZ has set aside $20 million to pay Zimbabwean dollar currency holders.
Article
Social Media and its bad influence on society.
Gopal shares his concern over the increasing social discord created by the social media in modern times!
Social media allows you to find and connect
with just about anyone. Browsing through
these media can make you feel connected
to a larger community, but such easy, casual connection in an electronic environment
can also have its downside.
Social media sites makes it difficult for us
to distinguish between the meaningful
relationships we foster in the real world,
and the numerous casual relationships
formed through social media. By focusing so much of our time and psychic energy on these less meaningful relationships, our most important connections
may perish. A false sense of connection
prevails which lead to a social vacuum.
These are concerns shared by various
social scientists and not my words, says
Gopal.
The proximity provided by social me20
Article
dia is available to predators as well as
friends in similar measures. Kids in general are vulnerable to the practice of
cyber-bullying in which the offenders,
anonymously or even posing as people
their victims trust, terrorize individuals
in front of their peers. Such online attacks lead to profoundrationalwounds.
In several cases, victims have even been
driven to suicide. Cyber bullying has thus
become a nerve breaker which is eventually destroying the future generation,
Gopal added.
While many businesses use social networking sites to find and communicate
with clients, the sites can also prove a
great distraction to employees who may
show more interest in what their friends
are posting than in their work tasks.
Social networking sites often compromise the privacy of the public. Intimate
details are often floated in the public
domain which exposes the individual’s
privacy which is eventually being misused by the cyber predators. Even institutions like marriages have fallen, out
of mistrust created among the couple.
People tend to get so engrossed in the
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cyber world which in reality do not exist
and the details posted normally remain
available indefinitely. While most sites
allow their users to control who sees the
things they’ve posted, such limitations
are often forgotten, can be difficult to
control or don’t work as advised.
Gopal concluded by saying that a great
deal of productive time is being wasted for trivial forwards and family life is
wrecked for lack of trust and interaction.
Though the views expressed by Mr. Gopal is strictly his personal views, Wemag
shares these views and urge our dear
colleagues to be more responsible in
their approach while dealing with the
social media.
( Author : Gopal Parthiban , Asst Manager, Import Operations )
Market Intelligence
At the dawn of the Holy Month of Ramadan, markets werent quite different from the previous month. Inconsistency and voltality
continued on a macro level impacting the freights in both Air & Ocean trade. From a plethora of market speculation, we bring you
some of the most important captures:1. Vietnam’s National Assembly has voted
to move forward with its plans to build a
US$15.8 billion airport outside of Ho Chi
Minh City. “Long Thanh International Airport”, as it may be called will be designed
to handle 100 million passengers and 5
million tonnes of freight per year. Currently the country’s largest international airport Tan Son Nhat in Ho Chi Minh handled
about 22million passengers and 408,000
tonnes in 2014.
Courtesy : www.aircargoworld.com
2. Etihad cargo has started weekly-twice
freighter flights to Maya Maya Airport in
Brazzaville,capital of the Republic of the
Congo employing a 777F which flies from
Abu Dhabi to Brazzaville via Lagos, Nigeria.
Other freighter-only destinations served by
Etihad include Bogota, Chittagong, Djbouti,
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Dubai World Central, Eldoret, Guanghzou,
Hanoi, Kabul & Sharjah
Courtesy : www.aircargoworld.com
3. American Airlines Cargo has launched three
international routes between Dallas/Fort
Worth(DFW) and Beijing,DFW and Buenos
Aires, DFW-Shanghai effective june,2015.A
fourth route betwee Chicago to Narita is also
poised to function effective August.
Courtesy: Various sources
4. Cargolux Italia made its frequency from
Milan Malpensa to Zhengzhou on June
13 which would be a weekly once 747
freighter service. Flights would depart on
Saturdays and would be eventually routed,
Malpensa – Novosibirsk-Zhengzhou-Novosibirisk-Malpensa.
Courtesy: Various sources
Market Intelligence
5. Saudia cargo launched a bi-weekly service with a 747F from New Delhi to Riyadh
and Jeddah effective June,2015. Initial
loads consisted of Garments, Pharmaceuticals, fabric and other exports from India
destined for Middle East, Africa and Europe
Courtesy : www.aircargoworld.com
6. China Southern has started the only
freighter service between China and United Kingdom when it send it first flight from
Guangzhou to Stansted airport. The carrier
will operatetwo frequencies each week on
this trade which is known for carraige of
Traditional and Luxury goods.
Courtesy : www.aircargoworld.com
7. NYK launches new Asia – East coast
South America service poised to commence its operation in July. The two loop
service will run in collaboration with CMACGM, Hamburg Sud, Hapag Lloyd, China
Shipping(CSCL) and UASC.
Courtesy : various sources
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8. Federal Maritime Commission(FMC)
has granted an exemption to UASC
from”Controlled Carriers” list in which it
was placed after the take over of the major
stakes of the liner by the Qatar Govt.
Courtesy : various sources
9. Ocean Three Alliance comprising of
CMA-CGM, UASC and China Shipping has
decided to axe capacity for a period of
three months or more owing to a huge
demand and supply imbalance leading to
a tumbling Asia-Europe trade. The trade is
on its all time low with freight rates tumbling to Zero levels.
Courtesy : various sources
10. Hapag Lloyd added a port of call at
Ashdod, Israel to its service connecting the
country with Turkey where it is said to begin calling on Iskenderun.
Courtesy : various sources
Sports & Fitness
Cricketing arena in the Middle East was
slowly making a transition from day
matches to the night games played under
the Flood lit stadiums owing to soaring
temperatures in the day time conditions.
The Season was almost approaching its
fag end with the ongoing Ramadan Tournaments which commenced in June.
The best part however, was our cricket
team emerging victorious in the prestigious Power Horse T-20 cricket tournament. This victory has certainly earned
our team a place amongst the elite league
of cricketing giants in the domestic cricketing fraternity in UAE.
Power Horse T-20
Riding on the back of a successful campaign in ICL, our team was oozing with
confidence entering the Power Horse
T-20, a premier T-20 organized under the
auspices of Dubai Cricket Council featuring the major “A” division teams. Following consecutive victories in the league
games, our team reached the quarter finals and were up against NTDE. After conquering them our team marched a head ICL Runners Up - Our Cricket team along with our Commercial Director, Mr. Sumesh Nair
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Sports & Fitness
to face the mighty Gourmet CC who had
beaten a formidable Multiplex CC, one of
the favorites to win the tournament.
In a thriller which went to the final over,
our team ensured a berth in the finals
surpassing Gourmet CC. That victory only
paved way for a nail biting final where our
team would rub shoulders with one of
the most powerful opponents in the UAE
domestic cricket, “Team Interface”.
Our team were put to bat by the opponents after winning the toss. Following a
brilliant display of class yet again by our
star batsman of the season, Anfal, which
was supported equally by Laxman who
played a cameo in the end, our team managed to get 170 runs in allotted 20 overs.
In a valiant chase, our opponents could
never gather momentum. Speedster Ajith
gave them the first blow in his initial spell
itself knocking off their opening batsman.
Shanib, who certainly has been consistent this season with his off spin took 3
wickets while Sharan took one wicket.
A good partnership from their middle order batsman steadied their ship which at
one point threatened to take the game
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away from our team. Some extraordinary brilliance in the field from our players managed to get four crucial run outs
which sealed the match in our favor in
the last over of the match.
It has been a rewarding season for our
team who has lifted 2 winners trophy and
one Runner up trophy in the 5 tournaments played so far. Wemag congratulates our team on this great achievement
and also wishes great success in future
endeavors.
Ramadan Tournament
Current cricketing season which started in
October last year culminates with Ramadan tournaments which starts before the
commencement of Ramadan month and
ends before the Eid. Going by our convention, our team is playing two major
tournaments this Ramadan, DCC Ramadan T-20 & Legend Cup T-20. We shall exclusively cover the detailed performance
of our team in these tournaments in the
upcoming edition.
Brain Teaser
Vasco Da Gama in the island of
Wonderland
In the ancient island of wonderland in Indian Ocean, there were three races of
people: DIAMOND, who tell the truth all the time (They possess Diamond), GOLD,
who always tell lies (They possess Gold) and SILVER (They possess Silver), who tell
alternate false and true statements, in which the order is not known (i.e. true,
false, true or false, true, false). But all three races of people lived peacefully.
During this time, Vasco Da Gama happened to land this island for trade purpose.
When interviewing three races of people, he received the following statements:
Person 1: I am a Diamond
Person 2: I am a Gold
Person 3: a. They are both lying. b. I am a Silver
On hearing these statements Vasco Da Gama totally confused and felt suspicious!!!
Question: Can you help the very confused Vasco Da Gama to determine who is
who, assuming each person represents a different race? Then please identify the
race of Person #1, Person #2 and Person #3
Please send your answer to only shaji@glweststardubai.com. The appropriate
Winner shall be rewarded.
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Humor
Hilarious Thoughts Unleashed !
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Husband:
Call Ambulance, fast!
I am having Heart Attack….
Wife (Took his mobile)
“Quick ! Tell me the Password!
Husband:
It’s OK ..I am feeling better now!
When Ambition Exceeds
Performance,
The Gap Is Called
Frustration.
When Performance
Exceeds Ambition,
The Overlap
Is Called
Success!!
Cancer V/s Dancer !
After smoking cigarette you suffer from “Cancer”..
After drinking Beer you suffer from “Dancer”….
My Wallet Is Like Onion…
Whenever I Open
It Brings Tears
To My Eyes…”
Doctor :
What Is Your Weight ?
Patient :
With Spectacles 75 Kgs…
Doctor :
And Without Spectacles…
Patient :
That I Can’t See…