Jun 23 - Cascadia Weekly
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Jun 23 - Cascadia Weekly
THE GRISTLE, P.6 -0(*-#.$/+yyADVICE GODDESS, P.34 c a s c a d i a REPORTING FROM THE HEART OF CASCADIA * * * WHATCOM SKAGIT ISLAND LOWER B.C. 06.x}.10 :: #24, v.05 :: !- +0'+ $(+-*1 FUN WITH GUNS, P.18 ./" .ª .0).#$) CONCERTS IN THE PARKS, P.22 0" / '*2*0/ LOCAL GOVERNMENTS FACE A TAXING TOPIC, P.8 FOOD 38 MUSIC 22 FILM 26 CLASSIFIEDS 31 c a s c a d i a A glance at what’s happening this week ON STAGE Little Shop of Horrors: 2pm and 7pm, Bellingham Arts Academy for Youth I Do, I Do!: 7:30pm, RiverBelle Dinner Theatre, Mount Vernon The King and I: 7:30pm, McIntyre Hall, Mount Vernon Richard Lewis: 8pm, Swinomish Casino, Anacortes Triples: 8pm, Upfront Theatre Guys and Dolls: 8pm, Bellingham Theatre Guild I Love a Piano: 8pm, Anacortes Community Theatre Pulp Improv: 10pm, Upfront Theatre MUSIC Calyx: 12:30pm, Whatcom Museum ART 20 STAGE 18 GET OUT 16 Abbe Rolnick: 7pm, Village Books COMMUNITY Wednesday Market: 12-5pm, Fairhaven Village Green VISUAL ARTS Wild Lives Art Installation: 6-8pm, INNATE DANCE /#0-.4[06.x~.10] Dancing for Joy: 6:30pm, Mount Baker Theatre Bellydance Celebration: 8pm, Presence Studio #24.05 06.16.10 DO IT 2 MAIL 4 VIEWS 6 CURRENTS 8 WORDS 14 ON STAGE CASCADIA WEEKLY to bring along one or two of his many neuroses when he hits the stage June 18-19 at the Swinomish Casino ./0-4[06.x.10] 2 ) .4 [06.x}.10] WORDS 2 3+ /*( $) -$#-' 2$. Bard on the Beach: Through September 30, Vanier Park, Vancouver, B.C. I Love a Piano: 7:30pm, Anacortes Community Theatre Good, Bad, Ugly: 8pm, Upfront Theatre Guys and Dolls: 8pm, Bellingham Theatre Guild The Project: 10pm, Upfront Theatre MUSIC Geoffrey Castle: 7-9pm, Boulevard Park Variety Show: 7pm, Norway Hall COMMUNITY Swedish Pancake Breakfast: 8-11am, Norway Hall Lummi Farmers Market: 10am-1pm, Nugent Drive Ferndale Farmers Market: 10am-1pm, Centennial Riverwalk Park Bellingham Farmers Market: 10am-3pm, Depot Market Square Rockhounds Rendezvous: 10am-5pm, Birch Bay Square, Blaine WORDS Chuckanut Radio Hour: 7pm, Boundary Bay Brewery GET OUT History Cruise: 6pm, Squalicum Harbor Fitness Forum: 7:15pm, Fairhaven Runners GET OUT !-$4[06.x.10] Run/Walk for Literacy: 9am, Fairhaven Village Green Kayak Symposium: 9am-4pm, Lake Padden Get Movin’ Kickoff: 12-3pm, Civic Field ON STAGE Little Shop of Horrors: 7pm, Bellingham Arts Academy for Youth I Do, I Do!: 7:30pm, RiverBelle Dinner Theatre, Mount Vernon Richard Lewis: 8pm, Swinomish Casino, Anacortes Triples: 8pm, Upfront Theatre Guys and Dolls: 8pm, Bellingham Theatre Guild I Love a Piano: 8pm, Anacortes Community Theatre Pulp Improv: 10pm, Upfront Theatre GET OUT Stommish Festival: Through Sunday, Lummi Nation VISUAL ARTS Summer Solstice Walkabout: 5-9pm, historic Fairhaven VISUAL ARTS Salmon at the Bay: 10am-3pm, Boundary Bay Brewery .0)4[06.y.10] ON STAGE ''4) - (""$ -*. will be one of the many movers and shakers who will take part in a performance dubbed “Satori” June 19 at Bellingham’s Presence Studio Guys and Dolls: 2pm, Bellingham Theatre Guild I Love a Piano: 2pm, Anacortes Community Theatre The King and I: 1pm, McIntyre Hall, Mount Vernon Comedy Night: 8pm, Fairhaven Pub DANCE Dancing for Joy: 6:30pm, Mount Baker Theatre FOOD 38 CLASSIFIEDS 31 FILM 26 MUSIC 22 Stirred Not Shaken: 3:30pm, Big Rock Garden Park Fundraising Kirtan: 7pm, Presence Studio WORDS 14 GET OUT 16 STAGE 18 ART 20 MUSIC CURRENTS 8 different perspective—when Brian Griffin leads the first Bellingham Bay History Cruise of the season June 17 leaving from Squalicum HarborResort VIEWS 6 " /'*. -'**& //# +' 4*0 '$1 from an entirely (*)4[06.yx.10] WORDS Poetrynight: 8pm, Anker Café /0 .4[06.yy.10] WORDS Lucy Jane Bledsoe: 7pm, Village Books DANCE Dancing in the Park: 7-9pm, Elizabeth Park GET OUT DO IT 2 06.16.10 Solstice Labyrinth: 1-6pm, Fairhaven Park #24.05 GET OUT CASCADIA WEEKLY Solstice Eve Celebration: 6-9pm, Fairhaven Village Green MAIL 4 COMMUNITY First Gear Bike Class: 6pm, REI 3 SEND EVENTS TO CALENDAR@ CASCADIAWEEKLY.COM MUSIC 22 FILM 26 CLASSIFIEDS 31 FOOD 38 THIS ISSUE Country-music star turned meat magnate Jimmy Dean, 81, died Sunday in Varina, Va. in front of his television. Known for going whole hog, the singer/ sausage seller will be laid to rest in a $350,000 pianoshaped mausoleum he purchased years ago, which will be inscribed with the epitaph: “Here lies one hell of a man.” GET OUT 16 STAGE 18 ART 20 VIEWS & NEWS 4: Mailbag 6: The Gristle 8: Budget blowout 12: Last week’s news 13: Police blotter ARTS & LIFE 14: Energy exploration 16: Burning daylight VIEWS 6 CURRENTS 8 WORDS 14 18: Adults only MAIL 4 DO IT 2 Editorial Editor & Publisher: Tim Johnson E ext 260 ô editor@ cascadiaweekly.com Music & Film Editor: Carey Ross Eext 203 ô music@ cascadiaweekly.com Production Art Director: Jesse Kinsman ô graphics@ cascadiaweekly.com Graphic Artists: Kimberly Baldridge ô kim@ kinsmancreative.com Stefan Hansen ô stefan@ cascadiaweekly.com Send All Advertising Materials To Ads@cascadiaweekly.com Advertising 26: Picture-perfect Pixar Account Executives: 29: Film shorts Frank Tabbita E360-739-2388 ô frank@ cascadiaweekly.com REAR END 31: Services, Employment 32: Wellness 34: Advice Goddess 35: Free Will Astrology 36: Sudoku, Troubletown 37: This Modern World, Tom the Dancing Bug 38: Sliding into summer Holley Gardoski E360-421-2513 ô holley@ cascadiaweekly.com Scott Herning E360-647-8200 x 252 ô scott@ cascadiaweekly.com Distribution JW Land & Associates Christian Clark ô distro@ cascadiaweekly.com CASCADIA WEEKLY #24.05 Letters 4 ©2010 CASCADIA WEEKLY (ISSN 1931-3292) is published each Wednesday by Cascadia Newspaper Company LLC. 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THE GRISTLE, P.6 -0(*-#.$/+yyADVICE GODDESS, P.34 c a s c a d i a REPORTING FROM THE HEART OF CASCADIA * * * WHATCOM SKAGIT ISLAND LOWER B.C. 06.x}.10 :: #24, v.05 :: !- +0'+ $(+-*1 FUN WITH GUNS, P.18 ./" .ª .0).#$) CONCERTS IN THE PARKS, P.22 ALL THAT GLITTERS After reading the cheap shots taken against him in your publication, I am tempted to write a spirited defense of Mitch Friedman and Conservation Northwest. But I’m not sure more comparisons of style and merit is what the environmental movement needs right now. Getting it all or getting nothing frequently invites the latter. Friedman is right when he points out the greatest danger to our forests is not logging, but conversion of those lands once they’re logged to residential development. For any victory to be permanent, it has to be a political victory and offer small wins to many sides. Mitch seems to offer a mature comprehension of land as aesthetic and resource; and of the danger that land is being converted at an alarming rate to neither. All that glitters is not gold; and certain lands that have been logged and logged and logged might be more suitable kept as natural resource than staked as faux wilderness. We need more voices like his, not fewer. —John Inmost, via email 0" / '*2*0/ LOCAL GOVERNMENTS FACE A TAXING TOPIC, P.8 Cover: Art by Dario Castillejos RECONVEYANCE A SOLUTION FOR BLANCHARD I appreciated Lisa McShane’s letter last issue, which, among other things, floated the idea of Skagit County exercising its right to reclaim Blanchard Mountain as a park. Although she was a little off in asserting that Skagit County owns the land (Blanchard Mountain is still owned by the state), she did make some good points. A reconveyance of land on Blanchard Mountain for a county park would be similar to what’s been proposed for about 8,000 acres of state forest land in the Lake Whatcom watershed. Reconveying all or part of Blanchard Mountain’s 4,800 acres may be the least painful—and most affordable—option out there for resolving an otherwise endless debate. It will be a bright, shiny day when Skagit commissioners finally grasp the considerable economic benefits of not logging Blanchard Mountain, which in all likelihood far exceed any revenue produced from logging. For anyone who might be wondering (in the aftermath of an unfortunate appeals court ruling in May), the battle is far from over, with a whole host of legal issues remaining to be heard in court. So if you still prefer your trees standing upright on Blanchard Mountain, please support www.chuckanutconservancy.org. It bears repeating that Skagit County does not own Blanchard Mountain. Rather, it is owned by all citizens of the state, with certain local beneficiaries maintaining a revenue interest. The Dept. of Natural Resources does a good job explaining reconveyance and ownership status of trust transfer lands on its Lake Whatcom trust land reconveyance webpage. —Ken Wilcox, Executive Director, Chuckanut Conservancy (edited for length) DEPT. OF CORRECTIONS The Gristle was in error last week in declaring the Lake Whatcom Policy Group was a replacement body for the watershed Interjurisdictional Coordinating Team. Both groups—one of staff, the other of policymakers— continue to meet and function. We regret the error. Errors and omissions accompanied our adaptation of CZl>ciZgcVi^dcVa^hi Jess Worth’s excellent article on the Athabasca Oil Sands. Much of the the article was SHUT DOWN THETAR SANDS I adapted from New Internationalist coeditor Jess Worth’s “Taking on Tarmageddon” article from a recent issue of the New Internationalist magazine which focuses on the Tar Sands. You can read it here: www.newint.org/ issues/2010/04/01/ We highly recommend this source material. ◆ :PbW\Xa)Pb^[SXTa½bbc^ah ◆ 8]SXP½bP]cX6<>eXRc^ah ◆ BloodyOil CWTUPcT^UcWTQ[dTÄ] cd]PXbX]^daWP]Sb 7^]SdaP]baTbXbc ;PcX]0\TaXRPd]XcTb PVPX]bc_^bcR^d_aTVX\T FOOD 38 CLASSIFIEDS 31 FILM 26 MUSIC 22 ART 20 STAGE 18 GET OUT 16 WORDS 14 CURRENTS 8 TOMMY TUTONE Friday, August 6 • 8pm • TICKETS: $27 . 50 THE COWSILLS Saturday, September 18 • 8pm • TICKETS: $32 . 50 RUMBLE AT THE REEF XV Saturday, October 16 • 7pm • TICKETS: $39 . 50 6PhaXVWcbX]DVP]SP I]ZeZdeaZ!i]Z^YZVh!i]ZVXi^dc^ci]Z[^\]i[dg\adWVa_jhi^XZ ● lll#cZl^ci#dg\ 5XbWX]Vc^cWTTSVT LARRY GATLIN AND THE GATLIN BROTHERS Saturday, July 10 • 8pm • TICKETS: $39 . 50 VIEWS 6 —Margaret Mawson, Bellingham TICKETS : $45 MAIL 4 Related to your article, there is a reason why wind energy development around the world causes people to oppose wind farms: Improper siting. The primary concern is noise and low-frequency vibration, not aesthetics. Wind energy developers have lied to communities regarding the effect of siting large-scale wind turbines too close to their homes. For example, in a small, rural island community in Vinalhaven, Maine, the residents welcomed the turbines based upon being energy dependent and their trust with the developers saying the turbines would be no louder than a refrigerator. After the turbines went online, the residents learned it was simply not true. Residents closest to the turbines suffer health effects including dizziness, tinnitus, headaches, insomnia and nausea. While it is easy to poke fun at what has been called Wind Turbine Syndrome or vibro-acoustic disease, wind turbines are negatively affecting people’s health around the world—that is why the uproar is “universal.” As the developers moved turbines closer to residences so they could increase their profits by being near transmission lines, wind turbines’ effect on humans became evident. To dismiss concerns by trying to say that neighbors don’t like the aesthetics or are a bunch of NIMBYs Saturday June 19 at 7pm BOBBY VINTON Friday, November 5 • 8pm • TICKETS: $55 ALL TICKETS NOW AVAILABLE AT DIAMOND DIVIDENDS. -AKEITAWEEKENDTOREMEMBER#ALLTHE(OTELTORESERVEYOUR %VENT0ACKAGE3HOW4ICKETS$ELUXE2OOM'AMING#OUPONS ANDA2ED2IVER3ILVER3IGNATURE"UFFETFORTWO%XT /PENs4OLL&REE SilverReefCasino.com 5 )%XITs-INUTES7ESTs(AXTON7AYAT3LATER2OAD See Diamond Dividends for more details. Management reserves all rights. ©2010 Silver Reef Casino DO IT 2 ACOUSTICS OF WIND LIVE MIXED MARTIAL ARTS CAGE FIGHTING 06.16.10 —Michael Chiavario, Bellingham Silver Reef Hotel Casino Spa & Lords of the Cage in association with AMMA presents #24.05 The State Revenue Departments’ ruling to stop charging Canadians sales tax for goods purchased in Whatcom County for use in Canada is wrong on the legal merits and the ethical merits. On the legal side, Prosecutor Dan Gibson is right when he argues that B.C. residents do pay over 3 percent sales tax, which is the threshold that triggers the exemption. They just don’t call it “sales” tax. Regardless of what the tax is called, if it looks like a duck, walks like a duck….. On the ethical side, it is fair and mutually beneficial for B.C. and Washington residents to pay sales tax on both sides of the border. We use each others’ parks, roads, public safety and other services and infrastructure. I do not request a GST rebate when I go to Canada. I do not object to my Canadian relatives paying sales tax when they come to visit me here. Please contact the governor and your state legislators. Jobs and services (parks, transit, public safety) are at stake. may make easy headlines, but the truth is far different. While developers say it is pseudoscience, World Health Organization has recommendations for noise levels for the health and safety of children and adults. Let’s use their recommendations as the guide. The better plan for long-term sustainable wind turbines is to site them where there is strong, good, consistent wind (not present in Whatcom County, even on Chuckanut, Squalicum, or Galbraith mountains) because turbines only produce energy when the wind is blowing. Wind energy cannot be stored. Many studies recommend proper siting of wind turbines to be more than one mile from residences with low-frequency noise requirements to protect human health. Honestly, ask if you would want a tower, one half the size of the Space Needle, 420 feet (as in the prior ordinance) or even 1,000 feet from your home? Kittitas County, which already hosts commercial wind turbines, just rejected an ordinance proposed for their community that had a setback of four times the tower height. Whatcom County needs an ordinance that protects the health of the residents from commercial wind turbines. Industrial wind turbines should be located away from homes. Projects around the world are now being sited offshore because the wind is much stronger and far more sustainable out at sea, so let’s look at an offshore wind project for our community rather than in someone’s backyard. CASCADIA WEEKLY THE SOCIAL COSTS OF TAX EXEMPTION HOTEL CASINO SPA views CASCADIA WEEKLY #24.05 06.16.10 DO IT 2 MAIL 4 VIEWS 6 CURRENTS 8 WORDS 14 GET OUT 16 STAGE 18 ART 20 MUSIC 22 FILM 26 CLASSIFIEDS 31 FOOD 38 THE GRISTLE 6 PDRS AND TDRS (and the difference between them): Ken Mann struggles to convince his fellow Whatcom County Council members to agree to an extension of the temporary ban on subdivisions around Lake Whatcom. In exchange, he promises to work like the dickens to develop a transfer of development rights (TDR) program that might reduce the number of developable lots in the reservoir watershed while still providing an economic benefit to landowners. Mann seeks an economic, market-based solution so government doesn’t “continue these bruising philosophical debates over property rights and resource protection. With every election,” Mann observes, “we reverse past rules, initiate downzones or upzones, etc. If we can be the first to implement a robust and successful program, it will be a tremendous benefit to the county.” In May, County Council discussed continuing a purchase of development rights (PDR) proposal to help preserve agricultural land. Through this program, the county uses money from the Conservation Futures fund to acquire the rights to purchase ag land at risk for conversion to other uses—notably, low-density subdivisions. Once purchased, a conservation easement is placed on the property to prevent it from being developed in the future. It remains in the ag land inventory. A quiet but pricey success story, the county’s PDR efforts have acquired about 90 development rights, protecting 671 acres of quality farmland from future development. The program, over the past six years, cost roughly $4.5 million, with the county’s portion matched by state and federal grant money available for such purposes. Farmers thinking about parachuting into retirement through a land sale to speculators now have an option instead to receive that economic benefit while the public preserves a vital agricultural resource. On the surface, the TDR program and the PDR program seem analogous—they reduce the amount of residential development in critical resource areas, while directing development to appropriate areas. Both assume that a public good is worth paying for, and that the most equitable way to make a public good permanent is through the market, to buy it outright. Both use public money to produce a beneficial public result. But functionally, they’re quite different. First, the public has a right to clean, safe water; and it is a right that, for the past century, has been interpreted by the courts to trump a property right. As we’ve noted before, property owners in the Lake Whatcom watershed can still place a home on five acres under the current zoning and sell it for a modest profit. What they cannot do—unless allowed by non-feasance of county government—is carve down their lots for additional profits and, in doing so, further imperil a drinking water resource for 91,000 people. So one problem with Mann’s proposal is it treats citizens as hostages, forcing them to pay a ransom on something they’re entitled to by law—clean drinking water. A brief history: In the ’90s, a culpable council rezoned the county for subdivision. Advising them to this action were advisory boards stuffed with members who owned property in the affected areas, helping themselves to huge profits from this rigged conversion of resource lands. The zoning change that created this “divine right” to subdivide lasted perhaps ten years before citizen action halted it in the watershed in 2002. Think of this as a gigantic transfer of wealth from thousands of county residents into the hands of perhaps two dozen land speculators, in a game designed and refereed by those same speculators. Should this be rewarded? Given that taxpayers are already on the hook for tens of millions of dollars for the environmental damage already created by OPI N IONS › › T H E G R IST L E BY ROBERT LOFTIN BP = Bad Petroleum BOYCOTT BP, WHAT ELSE CAN YOU DO? THERE’S A lot of people in America today who feel strongly enough about Immigration Policy to boycott the state of Arizona. Many Muslims in Pakistan and elsewhere feel strongly enough about drawing pictures of the Prophet Mohammed to boycott Facebook. And I feel strongly enough about a company destroying the Gulf waters to boycott BP until they cap their well. If you don’t like the word “boycott” because it sounds too socialist or whatever, call it a moratorium on purchasing BP till things get sorted out. And by sorted out, I mean capping the leak and getting the oil out of the ocean. What constitutes a lethal amount of destruction? How many buildings and homes have to collapse before a contractor or builder loses their license to build? How many patients does a doctor have to kill through negligence or ineptitude before he loses the right to practice medicine? How much oil has to erupt from the seabed before BP is barred from drilling? This company should never drill again until they have proven they are capable of controlling their actions. As of now, they have failed at every turn to take responsibility for, and manage, what they have wrought. Now, I’m not naive enough to think that a company that makes $93 million a day is going to be dissuaded from their game plan of expansion and profit just because a few people stop buying their gasoline. But, if you join the BP Boycott, at least you’ll feel like you are doing something. Other than going to Louisiana for the summer to scrub birds and beaches, what can you do to send the message that these oil corporation’s hubris, mendacity and utter disregard of others cannot, will not, continue? BP’s hubris was believing they were too big to fail, too big to follow the permitting rules, too big to outline the consequences of their actions, too big to care. And the mendacity of this foreign corporation lies in knowing that whatever happens, they are on the hook for just a few million dollars, the cost of doing business, nothing more. Or a song about the bees and suddenly I was airborne and then falling into a expanse of spilled oil from a 50-gallon drum cracked against the curb. I hauled myself up from the asphalt covered head to toe in oil that smelled like rancid butter, dripping into my eyes and mouth, burning and blinding me to everything except my rage at the person who dropped the barrel of oil in the middle of my street and drove away leaving the mess for someone else to deal with. I’M NOT NAIVE ENOUGH TO THINK THAT A COMPANY THAT MAKES $93 MILLION A DAY IS GOING TO BE DISSUADED FROM THEIR GAME PLAN OF EXPANSION AND PROFIT JUST BECAUSE A FEW PEOPLE STOP BUYING THEIR GASOLINE. how about this bald-faced lie from BP spokesmen that, “all the oil is on the surface” knowing full well that the dispersants BP spewed into the oil column would keep most of the petroleum out of sight, and I’m sure, they hoped, out of mind. I grew up in Texas in the middle of oil country during the ‘80s and ‘90s. My high school buddies spent their summers roughnecking on the rigs with their fathers, my uncles and cousins worked the oil fields as drillers and geologists, my father and brother are buried in the flickering shadows of pump-jacks and gas flares. I grew up surrounded by oil, nurtured and raised on mineral rights and leases. I was even coated in oil as a child, a kind of wicked baptism, riding my bike home one afternoon, seven years old, singing VIEWS EXPRESSED ARE NOT NECESSARILY THOSE OF CASCADIA WEEKLY Later, when I was in college at University of Texas and couldn’t stand Austin anymore, I would jump in my truck and drive all night just to watch the sun come up over the Gulf of Mexico and do a little fishing for red snapper. If someone had told me then that all my driving and gas consumption would one day be implicated in the destruction of the the Gulf waters I would have called him crazy. But here we are, 20 years later, relying on a company whose base motive is to increase profit and expand production, to solve a crisis of their own creation that has never been seen before. And they have no idea what to do. Who’s crazy now? Boycott BP. What else can you do? Robert Loftin lives on Lummi Island Combo #1-20 with purchase of same & 2 drinks (equal or lesser value) Valid Sun-Thurs only FOOD 38 50% OFF CLASSIFIEDS 31 Mexican Restaurant COME FEAST AT OUR FANTASTIC TACO TRUCK LOCATED AT PROSPECT & FLORA MUSIC 22 offer expires June 22, 2010 Exit 252, 5692 3rd Ave., Downtown Ferndale WORDS 14 GET OUT 16 STAGE 18 Brunch Saturday & Sunday 10-3 Served in Restaurant & Bar ART 20 MON-FRI, 11-5 & AT THE PUBLIC MARKET SAT & SUN $5.00 Cajun Bloody Marys & More CURRENTS 8 Great Cajun Breakfast Cocktails Grab it & go-go! Each road-ready box includes: Hand-cut and wrapped cheese, a coordinating cheese condiment, a spreader, a Breadfarm demi-baguette, fresh fruit, napkins, and a sweet taste of chocolate. The Chuckanut The San Juan The Mt. Baker 06.16.10 $20 | three menus #24.05 Choose from our three selections: DO IT 2 MAIL 4 VIEWS 6 Hours: Tues.- Thurs. 11 a.m. to 9 p.m. Fri. 11 a.m. to 10 p.m. Sat. 10 a.m. to 10 p.m. Sun. 10 a.m. to 8 p.m. CASCADIA WEEKLY this game, should it continue? The second problem with Mann’s plan is it has proven unworkable. The county has had a TDR program in place in the watershed since 1998. In only one instance has the program ever transferred a single development right out of the watershed. For a TDR to work, another area has to be ready and willing to receive the density increase. In effect, a willing property owner in the receiving area gets to build an additional dwelling or two through the transfer. But wetlands considerations, housing market forces and similar challenges—to say nothing of the resistance of neighbors in potential receiving areas to accept such densities—have made the establishment of dedicated receiving areas all but impossible. No agreement exists with any city, or within any designated urban growth area, to receive these density transfers. Indeed, in the only instance a development right was transferred, the county worked (with a willing land owner) to create TDR receiving areas for the King Mountain UGA. But in considering this area for annexation in 2009, the City of Bellingham reduced the requirement for receiving areas out of concern the program would further chill a depressed housing market. For TDRs to work, if it is even possible for such things to work on a scale large enough to make them effective, there must be a constriction of developable land in order to create market pressures to cause density transfers to begin to make economic sense; but the county— and this council aggressively in particular—has been unwilling to consider such constrictions, whether in UGAs or in the county’s rural lands. Mayors of the smaller cities—starved for construction and real estate excise tax revenues— declared war on council incumbents who proposed such restrictions last year, endorsing the current majority. Undaunted, Mann promises “to reach out to every jurisdiction and work on interlocal agreements. “The incremental degradation of the lake by a limited amount of possible future development does not fall in the category of an emergency,” he believes. “The Lake Whatcom reservoir is a precious resource that past decisions by past councils have jeopardized. We can take steps now to remedy those mistakes, but the blunt instrument of a downzone is not one I am ready to take at this time.” Hurry, Ken. The clock runs out in August. Read Ken Mann’s complete comments online at cascadiaweekly.com FILM 26 CHIHUAHUA THE GRISTLE 7 1300 Bay St. 360.752.2968 (75.BAYOU) www.bayouonbay.com ( "&%#! %#** *( ')+($) FOOD 38 currents $ FU SY B U D G E T S BY TIM JOHNSON $ LOCAL GOVERNMENTS STRUGGLING TO CLOSE REVENUE HOLES FACE NEW HURDLES $ CASCADIA WEEKLY #24.05 06.16.10 DO IT 2 MAIL 4 VIEWS 6 CURRENTS10 8 CURRENTS WORDS 14 GET OUT 16 STAGE 18 ART 20 MUSIC 22 FILM 26 CLASSIFIEDS 31 N E WS › › COM M E N TA RY › › BR I EFS 8 last year and preliminary receipts for the first quarter of this year continue to be down reflecting a decrease last year in sales throughout the county of $300 million. That represents a huge loss of both revenue to businesses and income to families.” The City of Bellingham reports similar challenges. “Despite our citywide cost-cutting and our hopes for an improved financial picture, as we approach mid-year, our financial challenges continue,” Bellingham Mayor Dan Pike said. “We have been watching carefully, so this grim news is no surprise, but certainly not the turnaround we needed.” General Fund revenues collected by the City of Bellingham declined to 2006 levels, according to information prepared by Bellingham Finance Director John Carter. The City Council approved balancing the 2010 budget with the use of $1.8 million from General Fund reserves. Based on the projected revenue shortfall, without corrective action, another $1.5 million would need to be pulled out of our shrinking cent of its revenue. Voters refused a WTA request for a sales tax increase in April, and WTA officials are now in the process of deciding what routes they will cut. Additional loss of transit funding could decimate service. ttt The gloom deepened following the state Department of Revenue’s announcement last week that changes in the state’s 45-year-old tax law would go into effect immediately. To offer competition against Oregon, which charges no sales tax, Washington lawmakers originally crafted a rule that allows a sales tax exemption to residents of jurisdictions that impose a sales tax of 3 percent or less. It’s long kept retailers competitive along the southern portion of the state. North of Seattle, British Columbia has for years collected what it calls the GST—the goods and services tax. The tax was viewed by Washington officials as equivalent to a sales tax, and it was higher than the 3 percent threshold that makes Oregonians eligible for a sales tax refund. Canadians had to pay state and local sales taxes when they shopped in Washington. But in July the province is scheduled to replace the GST with an HST, or harmonized sales tax. The Washington state Department of Revenue has interpreted that to mean “a value-added tax,” with no equivalent under Washington law. The savings could amount to as much as 9.5 per cent in some areas of the state, which has a basic sales tax of 6.5 per cent. Particularly for big-ticket consumables, that offers quite a savings to anyone who can show a B.C. drivers li- “WHATCOM COUNTY’S GENERAL FUND SALES TAX RECEIPTS WERE THE LOWEST WE HAVE SEEN IN THE PAST FOUR YEARS. DROPPING MORE THAN HALF A MILLION DOLLARS JUST LAST YEAR.” –PETE KREMEN, WHATCOM COUNTY EXECUTIVE FOR THE third year running, local governments scramble to close gaping holes in their operating budgets. But the state of Washington has thrown an additional wrench in the gears—changes in British Columbia’s provincial tax code mean area retailers need no longer charge sales tax to shoppers north of the border. While economists and business leaders predict the tax law change may be a draw to transborder commerce and a boon to individual retailers able to lower their prices for visitors, starved local governments may lose additional hundreds of thousands of dollars of needed revenue. Whatcom County Executive Pete Kremen, in his annual address to county government last week, projected that, despite rainy-day reserves and frugal cost-cutting, the county was looking at a $4 million shortfall in 2011, a shortfall that will persist in coming years. Faltering retail and a comatose construction industry (Whatcom’s number one employer), coupled with record levels of unemployment, continue to gnaw the local economy. “Whatcom County’s General Fund sales tax receipts were the lowest we have seen in the past four years,” Kremen said, “dropping more than half a million dollars just reserves this year. Whatcom County proposes similar draws on its General Fund operating revenues, a trend that cannot continue, county administrators say. “We’re in an environment of increasing costs and fixed revenues,” Whatcom County Deputy Administrator Dewey Desler told Whatcom County Council. The council met in a special budget session this week to study these challenges. Hardest hit of all may be the county’s award-winning bus system, Whatcom Transportation Authority. The agency depends on sales tax for about 85 per- cense at the sales counter. The change will hit hard and fast in markets north of Seattle, with perhaps as much as 15 percent of their retail transaction in transborder commerce. Economists and business leaders scramble to assess the impacts. “The timing is a concern,” Desler admitted. “When we’ve dealt with sales tax policy before, the state has required months of notice and process. In this case, the notice came out last week, and it is expected to be in place July 1. 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WHEN WE’VE DEALT WITH SALES TAX POLICY BEFORE, THE STATE HAS REQUIRED MONTHS OF NOTICE AND PROCESS. IN THIS CASE, THE NOTICE CAME OUT LAST WEEK, AND IT IS EXPECTED TO BE IN PLACE JULY 1. THAT IS NOT A LOT OF TIME TO CRAFT A PROPER RESPONSE TO THIS LOSS OF OPERATING REVENUE.” -DEWEY DESLER, WHATCOM COUNTY DEPUTY ADMINISTRATOR B’ham 671-3414 Cascadia Family Health Quality Affordable Healthcare for the Entire Family t/PXBDDFQUJOHOFXQBUJFOUT t4BNFPSOFYUEBZBQQPJOUNFOUT t8FBDDFQUNPTUJOTVSBODFT t3FBTPOBCMFSBUFTGPSVOJOTVSFEQBUJFOUT Call and establish your primary care home… 4RVBMJDVN1LXZt#FMMJOHIBNt a proper response to this loss of operating revenue.” Kremen drafted a strong letter to Gov. Chris Gregoire last week, warning of dire consequences to Washington counties. “If actually implemented as scheduled on July 1, the loss of local sales tax rev- 4BSB8FMMT.4/'/1 Can you survive a divorce? Let me help you. Attorney Lauren E. Trent Divorce / Dissolution of Marriage • Child Custody • Parenting Plans • Support Orders – Protection Orders The Lustick Law Firm Bellingham – Mount Vernon (360) 685-4221 www.Lustick.com enue to Whatcom County would be extremely significant,” Kremen wrote. “Our county, as well as all of our cities and the Whatcom Transportation Authority, will suffer huge revenue losses in the millions of dollars at a time when we can least afford to give away tax monies which are already in decline. Even the Bellingham/Whatcom Chamber of Commerce has expressed its firm opposition to this action,” he wrote. The governor’s office indicated that, based on the legal definitions of B.C.’s HST and the Oregon exemption, the state’s hands were tied. A change would require the act of the Legislature. “I’m assuming that underlying this, both the state and federal government is trying to be more efficient in the way they collect taxes,” Desler speculated. “So instead of having two bureaucracies—state and federal— collect taxes, they now have just one, passing revenues in some intergovernmental arrangement between the national and provincial government.” Not all purchases are covered under the exemption, Desler explained. Goods and services consumed in Whatcom County are still be taxed. And, he noted, “the option of whether to tax remains with the individual retailer. If they choose to allow the exemption, retailers must file a fair amount of paperwork. But,” Desler noted, “I expect most retailers will take off the sales tax for their B.C. customers. A savings of more than 8 percent could very well make the sale.” Bellingham merchants, where Canadians account for as much as 50 percent of sales volume in some stores—stand an increase in business as visitors flood their store in search of the discount. For Whatcom and Skagit cities, the uptick in the economy may increase collections through the business-and-occupations (B&O) tax. County governments, however, do not collect B&O taxes. “The county has been struggling for years to resize itself in response to the millions of dollars of lost revenue we’re currently collecting,” Desler said. “We’ve been trying to do that without causing a lot of disruption in services—without laying people off, relying on attrition and furloughs—but we are now reaching a point where we are going to have to reduce staff. Council member Barbara Brenner criticized staff reductions to date, saying the county has not adequately prioritized what services and departments should receive those cuts. Other council members agreed that acrossthe-board staff cuts may harm higher priority, mandated programs. Washington State is heavily dependent on sales tax to meet its revenue requirements, to a far greater degree than the other 49 states. A proposal could place an initiative on November’s ballot to add a tax on high incomes to the state’s revenue portfolio, taking the load off the highly regressive sales tax. Even then, revenues from the proposed income tax are targeted to state education. Counties would not see much in the way of direct operating revenue arriving through the tax change; although easing the state’s revenue commitments might free up other monies that could then be directed to the state’s municipal governments, analysts say. FOOD 38 CLASSIFIEDS 31 FILM 26 MUSIC 22 ART 20 STAGE 18 GET OUT 16 WORDS 14 HIGGINS CURRENTS 10 8 CURRENTS &,*$5(77(6602.(/(6672%$&&2 VIEWS 6 86,7 FDUWRQ LOWEST PRICES IN THEmoAst braRndEsA! DO IT 2 Discounted Cigarettes All Major Brands & Generics on 06.16.10 at MAIL 4 6+23 #24.05 EXPRESS DRIVETHRU CASCADIA WEEKLY (!)'#& $" ! ! $ # *Price at time of printing. U.S.I.T. Tobacco Shop owned and operated by Upper Skagit Indian Tribe. Limit five cartons/rolls per customer per day. Must have valid ID. Cigarettes are not legal for resale. Prices subject to change. No Returns. Skagit Valley Casino Resort is owned by Upper Skagit Indian Tribe. SURGEON GENERAL’S WARNING: Quitting Smoking Now Greatly Reduces Serious Risks to Your Health. CW 11 JUNE08-JUNE15 Caving to a lawsuit threatened by the City of Bellingham, Whatcom County Council agrees to pay nearly half a million dollars for training paramedics. Disputes between Bellingham firefighters and other districts have led to years of delays in training paramedics for a new Medic One unit in Ferndale. While dispute raged, the county dodged paying its portion. But far from resolved now, the payment may mark the beginning of the end for jointly operated countywide emergency services. #24.05 06.16.10 MAIL 4 Sedro-Woolley Police officers shoot and kill a man who was reportedly robbing an expresso stand. The 34-year-old was shot after he allegedly indicated he had a gun. Officers find a knife but no gun. Washington Attorney General Rob McKenna polishes his conservative credentials at Bellingham’s Northwest Business Club. The AG is an expected frontrunner for the governor’s office in 2012. McKenna tells listeners that the nation’s new health care law is unconstitutional. He has less to say on his refusal to defend the interests of the Dept. of Natural Resources against an action by the Okanogan Public Utility District to forcibly acquire an easement over school trust lands for a transmission line. The Attorney General is required by law to provide legal counsel when requested to do so by a state agency. McKenna announced Tuesday he would not defend DNR interests. CASCADIA WEEKLY to explosions and deaths in Anacortes, Texas, and the Gulf of Mexico. Murray’s hearing falls on the 11th anniversary of the explosion of a gas pipeline that killed three youths in Bellingham. In the early evening, the ship was taking on water and appeared ready to capsize. The captain rowed out to a safe distance and attempted to calm a frightened, scrambling crew. The leaking Whatcom Chief ferry that services Lummi Island? No, the Kremen administration. Pete delivers his annual “State of the County” address to Whatcom County Council. glub-glub-glub... 06..10 12 A new Orca calf is reported near Stuart Island in the San Juans. The calf is labeled K43 and appears to be about 5 months old. WEDNESDAY 06.x.10 THURSDAY Bellingham City Council touches off a minor international flap. Council resolved on Monday to avoid fuel sources for the city’s vehicle fleet that are refined from high-carbon petroleum, such as the bitumen found in Athabascan Oil Sands in northern Alberta, Canada. Conservation groups hailed Bellingham as the first city in North America to take action against the controversial fos- 06.x{.10 MONDAY ASSOCIATED PRESS ART 20 STAGE 18 GET OUT 16 WORDS 14 CURRENTS10 8 CURRENTS TUESDAY DO IT 2 VIEWS 6 06..10 EMMA FOSTER, CENTER FOR WHALE RESEARCH The W FOOD 38 CLASSIFIEDS 31 LAST WEEK’S NEWS MUSIC 22 FILM 26 BY TIM JOHNSON Wa at s t k h e e Out is in among Washington State Republicans, with candidates who align themselves with the Tea Party and conservative causes getting long and lengthy ovations at the party’s weekend convention in Vancouver, Wash. More than 1,200 delegates applauded speech after speech castigating socialist big government. Sisters Carol L. Simmons, and Jo Ann Heay, alternate delegates from Whatcom County, show off their T-shirts supporting the Washington Federation of Republican Women. The sisters expect to be promoted to full delegate status because of absences at the Washington State Republican Convention. sil fuel. But Alberta’s premier and environmental manager shrug off the decision as “unfortunate,” declaring it ignores the province’s progressive advances in bitumen extraction. The Tesoro Refinery in Anacortes will remain closed at least through September, according to company officials. Seven people were killed in an explosion at the plant in April, including a Ferndale man. Tesoro officials say it will take months to clean the burned area and repair damaged equipment. A 64-year-old man pleads guilty to threatening to kill Washington Democratic Sen. Patty Murray over her support for federal health care legislation. Charles Alan Wilson of Selah was arrested in April after leaving voicemail messages laden with expletives and threats to kill Murray. Federal prosecutors say Wilson faces up to 10 years in prison at his sentencing in October. Sen. Patty Murray holds a hearing on pipeline and petroleum safety, citing failures that have led The Bellingham Herald reports on an alarming increase of domestic violence in Whatcom County. Agencies served 55 percent more domestic abuse clients in 2009 than in 2008, statistics show, and fielded 32 percent more calls in that same period. On Friday, Sheriff’s deputies took a 22-year-old Ferndale man into custody after he threatened his estranged wife with a handgun. His wife was living with another man, who was also threatened by the man. Washington state health officials close beaches in Whatcom County to recreational shellfish harvesting because of potentially deadly levels of paralytic shellfish poison, or red tide. The closures affect clams, oysters, mussels, scallops and other mollusks. Crabs are not included. Days after the Building Industry Association of Washington filed a lawsuit in federal court to block new energy standards in home construction, Gov. Chris Gregoire announces a nine-month delay for that energy policy. The standards were set to go into effect July 1. 06.x|.10 TUESDAY A substation reportedly explodes and knocks out power in downtown Bellingham for several hours, leaving about 1,500 utility customers in the dark. Puget Sound Energy blames the outage on an “equipment failure.” A fire breaks out at the Conoco Phillips refinery in Ferndale. The blaze is quickly extinguished and no one is reported injured. .// UNITED STATES SENATOR (SIX-YEAR TERM) LEGISLATIVE DISTRICT 40 (TWO-YEAR TERM) POSITION 1 SNAKES AND SPOOKS ROMEO AND JULIET, MMDCCLXIII On May 29, Blaine Police were called to intercede in a dispute between parents of two dating teenagers. “The young man’s mom followed the young girl back to her house,” police detailed. “The girl’s mom took offense at this and an argument ensued.” Officers asked the ladies to avoid each other and future confrontations. TWO SUSPICIOUS POSSESSIONS TRAIN PAINS On May 30, a pair of road racers failed to beat a railroad crossing in Blaine. Police arrived to find one vehicle caught between the control arm CLINT DIDIER (R) CHARLES ALLEN (D) WILL BAKER WILLIAM EDWARD CHOVIL (R) MIKE LATIMER (R) SCHALK LEONARD NORMA D. GRUBER (R) GOODSPACEGUY (D) JAMES (SKIP) MERCER MIKE THE MOVER (D) MOHAMMAD H. SAID PAT JERNS (D) ART 20 DOUG ERICKSEN (R) STATE REPRESENTATIVE (TWOYEAR TERM) POSITION 1 2ND CONGRESSIONAL DISTRICT (TWO-YEAR TERM) On May 30, Bellingham Police noted a man “was arrested after being found in possession of heroin and U.S. currency.” AL JENSEN (D) JASON OVERSTREET(R) CRAIG MAYBERRY RICHARD MAY (D) MICHAEL C. SMITH (R) RETRIEVER BEYOND RETRIEVAL On June 4, a Canadian woman called Blaine Police for help when Violet, her 12-year-old Golden Retriever, went for a swim in Boundary Bay and disappeared. Violet was last seen paddling across international waters toward Blaine. Officers unsuccessfully searched the area of Marine Drive and the adjacent railroad for signs of her. Animal control was advised, in case Violet came ashore somewhere else nearby. MUSIC 22 FILM 26 JEFF MORRIS (D) JOHN SWAPP (R) HOWARD PELLETT (G) LEGISLATIVE DISTRICT 42 STATE SENATOR (FOUR-YEAR TERM) STICKY HICKIES On June 8, a girl made out with the intoxicated friend of her boyfriend. She later suffered remorse and confessed her indiscretion to her boyfriend. Her boyfriend threatened physical harm to the other fellow, Bellingham Police reported. STAGE 18 PAUL AKERS (R) (BELLINGHAM) GET OUT 16 BOB BURR (D) (BELLINGHAM) WORDS 14 POSITION 2 30 DAYS PASSES LIKE 30 MINUTES On June 8, a drunk woman, causing problems at the downtown transit station, was marched off the property by Bellingham Police and was told not to return until she was sober. A short while later, she returned to the station lobby and caused further disruption in the restroom. WTA requested that she be banned from WTA property and buses for 30 days. Officers did so as they again marched her off the property. Less than half an hour later, she was back. Police, having enough of her, marched the 43-year-old much further off the property, to jail. KRIS LYTTON (D) TOM PASMA (D) CHUCK CARRELL (R) DUSTY GULLESON (R) THOMAS BOUCHER (D) DONNA R MILLER (R) MIKE NEWMAN (R) YOSHE REVELLE JUSTIN VAN DYK (D) CURRENTS 10 8 CURRENTS On June 10, a mother and daughter were quarreling as they traveled together along I-5 in Bellingham. The mother eventually had had enough. She pulled over and told her daughter to get out. The daughter obeyed, but took the keys to the car with her as she left, leaving the mother stranded in her own car. Officers located the daughter a few blocks away, recovered the keys and returned them to the mother. On June 3, a pet owner called Bellingham Police to report his cat had been stolen. The owner later called back to advise that his cat, “Mr. Butthead,” had returned home on his own. DINO ROSSI (R) VIEWS 6 On June 5, a couple from Richmond, B.C., slipped out of their car to stretch at a Blaine service station. They accidentally locked their car with their keys inside. ”They called for help,” police observed, “because it would be at least a couple of years before their sleeping baby in the back seat could unlock the doors.” Officers helped them find a tow company with the right tools to save the day. PATTY MURRAY (D) MAIL 4 KIDS WITH KEYS On May 31, a felonious feline once again disrupted the peace of Blaine. A concerned woman called police for help after “neighborhood kids rescued an injured baby bunny from the maw of a hungry house cat,” police reported. “An officer made some phone calls and found a rescue agency able to take care of the fuzzy little guy and his cardboard home. The good samaritan agreed to keep the bunny safe until the caregiver arrived,” police reported. The cat will not be prosecuted. DO IT 2 On June 1, a Birchwood neighborhood woman called 911 to request that poltergeists stop bothering her. THE DOCUMENTED EVILS OF CATS 06.16.10 On June 1, a Roosevelt neighborhood man called 911 to report that snakes had invaded his apartment. CLASSIFIEDS 31 )/$*)' RICK LARSEN (D) JOHN KOSTER (R) JOHN CARMACK (R) LARRY KALB (D) DIANA MCGINNESS (D) POSITION 2 KELLI LINVILLE (D) VINCENT BUYS (R) WHATCOM COUNTY COUNCIL DISTRICT 1 THERESA SYGITOWICZ JEAN MELIOUS TONY LARSON #24.05 and the passing train. The other was neatly guillotined and impaled by the descending arm of the crossing gate. Both drivers glumly accepted their citations. CASCADIA WEEKLY FUZZ BUZZ FOOD 38 hamsterindex 13 doit FOOD 38 words CLASSIFIEDS 31 COM M U N I T Y ›› L E CT U R E S BOOK S WED., JUNE 16 RIVER OF ANGELS: Abbe Rolnick—the first-ever employee at Village Books— reads from her book, The River of Angels, at 7pm at the eponymous bookstore, 1200 11th St. i WWW.VILLAGEBOOKS.COM GET OUT 16 STAGE 18 ART 20 MUSIC 22 FILM 26 THURS., JUNE 17 WORDS 14 CURRENTS 8 VIEWS 6 MAIL 4 DO IT 2 06.16.10 #24.05 CASCADIA WEEKLY 14 WOR DS BY AMY KEPFERLE Exploring Energies NO CRYSTAL BALL REQUIRED THE WORD “energy” means different things to different people. For some, it’s what powers their light bulbs and keeps the heat on. For psychic, aura reader and healer Jill Miller, it’s a way to connect with forces both cosmic and personal. We caught up with Miller recently to find out more about what what she does. Cascadia Weekly: When you first started seeing auras in your early 20s, was it frightening? Jill Miller: No, it wasn’t scary to me at all—just very exciting. I had read enough books to know it was auras I was seeing, but I didn’t know how to interpret them ATTEND at that point. WHAT: “Exploring EnerCW: What was the initial experience you had that caused gies” with Jill Miller you to believe you were psychic? WHEN: 3-6pm Sat., JM: I don’t think there was one defining moment when I June 19 WHERE: 2221 James thought, “Wow, I’m psychic.” I took classes in psychic St., Bellingham development when I was in my 20s and it was a gradual COST: Entry is free; process of opening up, practicing doing readings and donations are welcome validating myself more and more. INFO: www.jillmill CW: What’s your response to skeptics? erpsyhic.com JM: Even scientists tell us that everything is energy. And, I believe, everyone has had the experience of getting a gut feeling about something, or knowing who was on the phone when it rang, or sens- ing a deceased loved one around, for example. We are all intuitive, and a psychic reader is just someone who has taken the time to fine-tune these abilities, and “see” and interpret energy patterns. CW: Do you deal with stereotypes? Do people expect you to whip out a crystal ball? Do you own a crystal ball? JM: No, I don’t own a crystal ball! And, yes, sometimes I come across a person who has stereotypical views of how a psychic should read, or even what they should look like. Luckily, over the years, people are starting to realize that psychics are often just normal, everyday people who happen to read energy. I tend to take a practical approach to reading—I mostly focus on personal growth and healing. In fact, I don’t make future predictions like some psychics, because I feel that the future isn’t set in stone and that we are spirits who are constantly changing and creating our own futures. CW: What’s the June 19 “Exploring Energies” event all about? JM: We have many different energies that we tap into all the time—energy from the earth, energy from the cosmos, our own intuitions and feelings… to name a few. I will talk about how we can tap into and “own” these energies more for ourselves and lead a meditation for the group as well. CW: Do you think a lot of people have clairvoyant abilities, but just haven’t learned to use them? JM: Absolutely, we are all psychic and are using those abilities all the time. But, we can learn to develop them even more. CW: What do you enjoy about what you do? What are the challenges? JM: I love being able to help others gain insight into their lives. I see people make so much change in their lives and feel honored to be part of that. I guess the challenges for me personally is to make sure I’m also working on and healing myself as well. Like all healing professions, it’s important to take time for oneself—for the healer to be healed, too! RADIO HOUR: Village Books owner Chuck Robinson will be the featured author at tonight’s Chuckanut Radio Hour, which starts at 7pm at Boundary Bay Brewery, 1107 Railroad Ave. Entry is free. i WWW.VILLAGEBOOKS.COM FRI., JUNE 18 FAMILY STORY NIGHT: Members of the Bellingham Storyteller’s Guild will tell tales at Family Story Night at 7pm at the Fairhaven Library, 1117 12th St. Entry is free. i 778-7188 SAT., JUNE 19 PRESCHOOL STORIES: Kids ages 3 to 5 and their parental counterparts can come to the last Preschool Story Time at 10:30am at Village Books, 1200 11th St. i 671-2626 CHILDREN’S AUTHOR: Local children’s author Lois V. Harris will read from and sign copies of her new picture book, Charlie Russell: Tale-Telling Cowboy, from 1-3pm at Barnes & Noble, 4099 Meridian St. Entry is free. i 647-7018 MON., JUNE 21 POETRYNIGHT: Sign up to read your verse at the weekly poetrynight at 8pm at the Anker Café, 1424 Cornwall Ave. Readings begin at 8:30pm. Tonight’s event is the last one at this location, so stay tuned for further instructions. i WWW.POETRYNIGHT.ORG TUES., JUNE 22 BELLINGHAM READS: Discuss Elizabeth Strout’s Olive Kitteridge as part of “Bellingham Reads” at 6:30pm at the Bellingham Public Library, 210 Central Ave. i 778-7323 BIG BANG SYMPHONY: Lucy Jane Bledsoe reads from her fourth novel, The Big Bang Symphony: A Novel of Antarctica, at 7pm at Village Books, 1200 11th St. i 671-2626 WED., JUNE 23 BODILY HARM: Bestselling author Robert Dugoni reads from his latest thriller, Bodily Harm, at 7pm at Village Books, 1200 11th St. i WWW.VILLAGEBOOKS.COM COM M U N I T Y WED., JUNE 16 FAIRHAVEN MARKET: The Wednesday Farmers Market is open from 12-5pm at the Fairhaven Village Green. The midweek market continues through September. 647-2060 OR WWW. BELLINGHAMFARMERS.ORG SAT., JUNE 19 ROCKHOUNDS RENDEZVOUS: The Mt. Baker Rock & Gem Club will host its annual Rockhounds Recycling Rendezvous from 10am-5pm at Blaine’s Birch Bay Square. Visitors are welcome, and there’s no admission charge. i 384-3187 FERNDALE MARKE T: Attend the Ferndale Farmers Market from 10am-1pm at Centennial Riverwalk Park. The market continues every Saturday through Oct. 9. i CLASSIFIEDS 31 FILM 26 TRY OUR NEW SOUPS, MUSIC 22 WWW.LADYFESTBELLINGHAM.ORG 111 W. HOLLY ST. BELLINGHAM 11 SALADS, & SANDWICHES. $1.00 OFF ALL PURCHASES OVER $.00 COUPON MUST BE PRESENTED AT TIME OF PURCHASE. ART 20 i LA VIE EN ROSE BAKERY Dad’s Day $1 off Pop’s Beer All Day Dad Day Specials 3-9pm “The Man” Meatlovers Pizza Chuckanut Smoked BeerBQ Ribbz Steak & Potatoes w/Wild Mushrooms STAGE 18 LADYFEST BELLINGHAM: Discussion panels, open mics, music, art, film and bike workshops will be part and parcel of the second annual Bellingham Ladyfest, which happens Thurs.Sun. at a variety of local venues (Jinx, the Honeymoon, Bloom Café, the Whatcom Museum, Maritime Heritage Park, etc.). Celebrating and encouraging the participation of women in the arts, Bellingham Ladyfest is billed as a “feminist, queer-oriented community organization.” COME BACK TO Guilt-Free 384-3042 WORDS 14 BELLINGHAM MARKE T: Purchase and peruse local fruit and veggies and artistic offerings at the Bellingham Farmers Market from 10am-3pm at the Depot Market Square at the corner of Railroad Avenue and Chestnut Street. 647-2060 OR CURRENTS 8 i GET OUT 16 JUNE 17-20 WWW.BELLINGHAMFARMERS.ORG LUMMI MARKE T: The Lummi Island Farmers Market occurs from 10am-1pm every Saturday through the summer next to the Islander grocery store. VIEWS 6 LYNDEESTUDIOS@GMAIL.COM i BELLINGHAM: 1209 N. State St. (Downtown, at E. Chestnut St.) 360-676-1375 BUFFALOEXCHANGE.COM Jun 28th - Sept 5th WWW.BLAINECHAMBER.COM YO G A N O RT H W E S T SUN., JUNE 20 SOLST ICE CELEBRAT ION: A “Solstice Eve Celebration” takes place from 6-9pm at the Fairhaven Village Green. A costume contest for pets and people, food, arts and crafts and more will be part of the free festivities. THE B.K.S. IYENGAR YOGA CENTER OF BELLINGHAM 06.16.10 Join our 10-Week Summer Session - June 28 - Septebmber 5 306-8560 #24.05 i SEATTLE: 4530 University Way NE 206-545-0175 2232 NW Market St. 206-297-5920 DO IT 2 i BLAINE MARKE T: Local vendors will sell their wares at the Blaine Gardeners Market from 10am-2pm at H Street Plaza. The weekly event continues Saturdays through Oct. 9. MON., JUNE 21 i i CASCADIA WEEKLY ROCK S, GEMS: The Mt. Baker Rock & Gem Club will hold its monthly meeting at 7pm at Bloedel Donovan, 2214 Electric Ave. The public is welcome. 739-0769 FREE YOGA: Starting today, and continuing through June 27, take advantage of free, introductory classes at Yoga Northwest, 1440 10th St. The annual offering includes 14 classes of all levels, and is open to new students. 647-0712 OR WWW.YOGANORTHWEST.COM MAIL 4 i EVERYTHING OLD IS NEW AGAIN! 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Cruises are $30-$35 and happen every Thursday through Aug. 19. i 778-8963 FILM 26 FITNESS FORUM: Erik Bies will lead a “Being Fit to Perform” fitness forum at 7:15pm at Fairhaven Runners, 1209 11th St. i WWW.FAIRHAVENRUNNERS.COM ART 20 MUSIC 22 FRI., JUNE 18 BY AMY KEPFERLE We’ve Only Just Begun CASCADIA WEEKLY #24.05 06.16.10 DO IT 2 MAIL 4 VIEWS 6 CURRENTS 8 WORDS 14 GET OUT 16 STAGE 18 HOW TO SPEND THE LONGEST DAY OF THE YEAR 16 “SUMMER’S ALMOST over” is a whiny phrase I simply can’t abide— especially when the poor thing’s barely dressed and heading out the door to get to work. Keep your traps shut, people, and make the most of the season ahead. To kick off the coming months of hoped-for sunshine, I’ve come up with a variety of free ways to spend June 20—also known as “summer solstice” or “the longest day of the year.” If you’re looking for suggestions on how to fill the many hours of daylight, stay tuned. (Oh, and it happens to be Father’s Day, so whatever you do, bring pops along.) After the patriarch’s been fed a hearty breakfast, inform him it’s time for the family to finally learn to sea kayak and get him to the Bloedel-Donovan Park boat launch. From 12-5pm, the oh-so-skilled guides of Elakah and the floaty folks at the Community Boating Center (www.boatingcenter.org) will host an Adaptive and Beginner Paddling Workshop. Get there early to sign up—the gig’s on a first-come, first-served basis—and be prepared to receive approximately half an hour of instruction and ditto the amount of time on the water. If dad can do it, you can too. The next stop? Bid sayonara to spring by attending the 5th annual Summer Solstice Labyrinth (www.projectlabyrinth.net). From 1-4pm at Fairhaven Park’s upper pavilion, Project Labyrinth will have their circuitous pathway up and running, so come see what it’s all about. If finding inner peace through the LADIES NIGHT OUT: Wild Whatcom Walks presents “Ladies Night Out” starting at 8pm at REI, 400 36th St. Cost is $7 and reservations are required. i WWW.WILDWHATCOMWALKS. WORDPRESS.COM JUNE 18-20 resulting meditation of walking a labyrinth doesn’t hold dad’s interest, there’ll also be live music and art projects to attend to. This is the last temporary labyrinth at the site—the nonprofit will start construction of a permanent once come Aug. 2—so keep that in mind, and donate if the spirit moves you. If the timing’s right, you’ll have a couple hours somewhere in the morning or afternoon to work on your green thumb. Whether you’re planting annuals or perennials, keep in mind this is the 25th year of the Whatcom County in Bloom Competition (332-8040). Beginning this month and continuing through August, the contest is open to garden plots both small and large, and includes categories for children. Can you dig it? When you’ve washed the loamy soil off your hands and out of your toes, it might be time for a musical reprieve. But don’t worry, there’s no need to head inside. As part of the Summer Concerts in the Park Series put on by Bellingham Parks and Rec (778-7000), Stirred Not Shaken will be performing jazz and vocals from 3:30-5pm at Big Rock Garden Park. Bring a lawn chair and settle in for the sweet sounds, or meander through the 2.5-acre garden while perusing some of the finest outdoor sculptures the area has to offer. At this point, you may be exhausted and ready for a break. But don’t give up just yet, as there are still approximately four or so hours of sunlight left that you don’t want to waste. If you’re tired, find a patio and have a celebratory glass of something cold. If not, keep going. Walk the Interurban. Form a carpool, and watch the sunset on Chuckanut Drive. Play bocce ball. Grill something for dad. Dance in your backyard. In short, say hello to summer. After all, we’ve only just begun. STOMMISH 2010: The public is invited to “Stommish 2010,” the annual gathering on the Lummi Nation that pays homage to the return of the tribe’s servicemen and women. From Friday through Sunday, there’ll be war canoe races, pow wows, a parade, a fun run, “Stommish Idol,” hoop jams, art, food and more. i WWW.STOMMISH.COM SAT., JUNE 19 RUN FOR LITERAC Y: Help raise funds for the Whatcom Literacy Council by taking part in the annual 5K Run/Walk for Literacy starting at 9am at the Fairhaven Village Green. Day-of registration is $15. i WWW.FAIRHAVENRUNNERS.COM GE T MOVIN’: Families are invited to take part in the “Get Movin’” kickoff today from 12-3pm at Bellingham’s Civic Field. i 733-8630 FLY DAY: Military aircraft will take to the skies as part of the monthly “Fly Day” happening from 12-4pm at the Heritage Flight Museum, 4164 Mitchell Way. Suggested donation is $5. i WWW.HERITAGEFLIGHT.ORG JUNE 19-20 BOAT SHOW: The La Conner Boat Show & Swap Meet happens throughout the weekend at the La Conner Marina. i WWW.LACONNERYACHTSALES.COM TUES., JUNE 22 NATURE BABIES: Wild Whatcom Walks will host a “Nature Babies” outing starting at 9:30am at Boulevard Park. Admission is by donation. i 392-8992 FIRST GEAR: EverybodyBIKE presents a “First Gear” class at 6pm at REI, 400 36th St. This is the first of a three-part Full Cycle course, the second of which,“Fixing to Ride," happens tomorrow. i WWW.EVERYBODYBIKE.COM 5000 GIVEAWAY! ON CASH 6HH:LQQHUV&OXEIRUGHWDLOV June 18, 19 & 25! $100 Drawings Every Hour 6pm to 10pm ART 20 MUSIC 22 Signature Seafood Buffet STAGE 18 9ddQgm;Yf=Yl =n]jq>ja\Yq,2+(helg)(he Imagine this! 2010 We’re Giving Away TWO Mercedes-Benz Luxury Vehicles and Over $20,000 in Cash and Gas Cards! June 26 & 27th! Featuring THE BEST in Natural, Eco-Friendly Homes and Landscapes & Businesses That Help Create Them! 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DO IT 2 Saturday & Sunday 06.16.10 Every Wednesday in July and August! #ASH$RAWINGSATPMFORs PMFORsPMFORsPMFOR Winners become finalists in Grand Prize Drawing! #24.05 31 at 6pm CASCADIA WEEKLY gs e Drawin iz Grand Pr August July 31 & MAIL 4 VIEWS 6 HOME & LANDSCAPE TOUR CURRENTS 8 THIS WEEKEND AT CLUB 542: THU - OPEN MIC WORDS 14 16 GET OUT 14 Gfdq*1&1- Drive Away in one of TWO Mercedes-Benz Luxury Vehicles! CLASSIFIEDS 31 STOCK UP :gfmk=flja]k^gj]n]jq-((Hgaflkqgm]Yjf L`]egj]qgmhdYql`]egj][`Yf[]kqgm`Yn]lgoaf FILM 26 Saturday, June 26th 3pm to 9pm — Enter Today! FOOD 38 $ 17 T H E AT ER ›› DA NC E ›› PROF I L ES THURS., JUNE 17 GOOD, BAD, UGLY: Watch “The Good, the Bad and the Ugly” at 8pm every Thursday at the Upfront Theatre, 1208 Bay St. At 10pm, stick around for “The Project.” Entry is $5 for the early show, $3 for the late one. 733-8855 OR WWW.THEUPFRONT.COM JUNE 17-SEPT. 30 BARD ON THE BEACH: Head to Vancouver, B.C.’s Vanier Park for the 21st season of Bard on the Beach. Much Ado About Nothing opens the season, and will be followed by Antony and Cleopatra, Falstaff, and Henry V. Tickets are $19-$38 (Canadian). BY AMY KEPFERLE Pulp Improv i WWW.BARDONTHEBEACH.ORG JUNE 17-20 DIRTY DEEDS AND BIG GUNS “EVER SINCE I ASKED YOU TO BRING ME A GUN, YOU’VE BEEN A REAL DICK.” GUYS AND DOLLS: Singing, dancing and lots of love will hit the stage when the musical comedy known as Guys and Dolls shows at 8pm Thurs.Sat. and 2pm Sun. at the Bellingham Theatre Guild, 1600 H St. Tickets are $8-$12 and additional showings happen through June 27. i 733-1811 OR WWW. WORDS 14 GET OUT 16 BELLINGHAMTHEATREGUILD.COM CURRENTS 8 VIEWS 6 MAIL 4 DO IT 2 06.16.10 #24.05 CASCADIA WEEKLY 18 STAGE i STAGE 18 ART 20 MUSIC 22 FILM 26 CLASSIFIEDS 31 FOOD 38 stage doit MEN LIKE guns. This was evident in the green room of the Upfront Theatre prior to the first showing of “Pulp Improv,” a new improvised offering that brings to mind Quentin Tarantino’s 1994 film that seamlessly merged violence and humor in equal measure (not to mention being fully responsible for reviving the then-sagging career of John Travolta). “Don’t say 'boom’ when you’re shooting your gun,” reminded one of the actors as he joined his fellow players—who all happened to be of the male persuasion on this particular evening—in an extended round of make-believe gunplay in the minutes leading up to opening night. He also advised them to stay focused on the story, be as witty and quick thinking as possible, and not to swear just for the sake of swearing. That said, any theatrical foray giving nod to the wonder of Pulp Fiction is going to contain not just a few F-bombs, but also more than a handful of S-missiles and A-bullets as well. Because while it’s true the Academy Award-winning movie was universally lauded for its spot-on portrayals of small-time criminals, mobsters and lusty-but-flawed men and women, it also contained no small measure of R-rated language, bloody showdowns and monologues that touched on everything from oral sex to philosophical meanderings on the tyranny of evil. Like its namesake, the first showing of Pulp Improv began out of sequence; the beginning was, in fact, the ending, and everything that followed took a circuitous route on the pathway to arrive back where it started. (And, lest you’ve forgotten the nature of the Upfront Theatre, keep in mind each and every scene was made up on the spot.} In this case, as was to be expected, it all began with a body. From there, the audience was introduced to a cast of hapless criminals, smooth-talking mob bosses and a clueless college student who somehow ended up killing a cop and stuffing him in the trunk of an— oops!—stolen car that contained a whole bunch of grade-A cocaine. Along the way, there were memorable quotes worthy of Tarantino’s ilk. “Ever since I asked you to bring me a gun, you’ve been a real dick,” “Is dying a cliche?” and “Is this America? Yeah, I’ve been to a fair” were just a few of the gems. While the main characters who had made themselves known at the beginning of the performance stuck with their roles, each actor also doubled as side characters that stuck around for at least part of the show. The cop who got stabbed up was only around for a few minutes, but the same guy played a hood that showed his human side through phone conversations with his estranged son SEE IT (he was also the one WHAT: Pulp Improv who left the keys in WHEN: 10pm Fri.a car full of blow beSat., June 19-20 and 26-27 cause he stopped to WHERE: Upfront buy that same kid a Theatre, 1208 Bay St. telescope). COST: $8-$10 All in all, even INFO: 733-8855 or without Uma Thurman www.theupfront.com or Samuel L. Jackson to guide the way, Pulp Improv turned out to be entertaining on a variety of levels— and not just because of the titillation factor inherent when gunplay and cursing take center stage. The stories themselves were what mattered, and they were there, front and center. As this is the Upfront’s first R-rated offering, please leave the kids at home. Seriously. I LOVE A PIANO: The Irving Berlin musical, I Love a Piano, shows at 7:30pm Thurs., 8pm Fri.-Sat., and 2pm Sun. at the Anacortes Community Theatre, 918 M Ave. Tickets are $16 and additional showings happen through June 26. i WW.ACTTHEATRE.COM JUNE 18-19 I DO!: Watch a five-decade marriage in action when the musical, I do! I do! shows at 7:30pm every Fri.-Sat. through June 26 at Mount Vernon’s RiverBelle Dinner Theatre. Tickets are $20-$40. i WWW.RIVERBELLEDINNERTHEATRE. COM RICHARD LEWIS: If you’re familiar with the off-kilter comedic stylings of Richard Lewis—who’s known for making his neuroses laugh-out-loud hilarious, most recently on Larry David’s Curb Your Enthusiasm—show up at 8pm Fri.-Sat. to see him at the Swinomish Casino in Anacortes. Tickets are $40-$45. i (888) 288-8883 OR WWW.SWINOMISHCASINO.COM PULP IMPROV, E TC.: Show up for “Triples” shows at 8pm at the Upfront Theatre, 1208 Bay St. At 10pm, witness the opening of a new format dubbed “Pulp Improv” (see story). Tickets are $8-$10. i WWW.THEUPFRONT.COM SHOP OF HORRORS: Teens from the Bellingham Arts Academy for Youth will perform the musical, Little Shop of Horrors, at 7pm Fri. and 2pm and 7pm Sat. at the BAAY Actor’s Studio, 1059 N. State St. Tickets are $10. i 306-1543 OR WWW.BAAY.ORG SAT., JUNE 19 BERRY FUNNY: As part of Berry Dairy Days, head to “Improv Night” doit at Burlington’s Berry Funny Theater. Tickets are $10-$30. i 380-0456 SAT., JUNE 19 SATORI: A bellydance collaboration dubbed “Satori” can be seen at a performance at 8pm at Presence Studio, 1412 Cornwall Ave. (above the Bellingham Bar & Grill). Instructors, student troupes and special guests will perform. Suggested donation is $8-$10, and a portion of the proceeds will benefit DVSAS. i MAGGIEROSEBELLYDANCE@YAHOO. COM SOLST ICE DANCE: All are welcome at tonight’s “Summer Solstice Dance” hosted by USA Dance Bellingham from 8-10:45pm at Bellingham’s Blue Moon Ballroom, 1213 Cornwall Ave. A rumba lesson by Elliot Scott will kick things off. Entry is $7-$10. i efmj!!!!!bmf!ipvtf Bellingham’s Tastiest Wood Fired Pizzas 'LUTEN$AIRY&REE/PTIONSs#ATERINGs/UTDOOR0ATIO Treat Dad the Day Before This Saturday June 19 Purchase a Pint & Large Pizza Recieve a FREE Beer Glass Disc Golf Specials Starting at 8:30 with live music by Marion Weston Band Jul. 3: Cloudy w/ Meatballs Jul. 24: Casablanca Aug 14: Night at the Museum Jul. 10: Julie & Julia Jul. 31: Where the Wild Things Are Aug 21: The Blind Side Jul. 17: Ghostbusters Aug 7: Star Trek Aug 28: The Wizard of Oz Battle of the Smithsonian #LOSED3UNDAYS Next to Cornwall Park / Birchwood & Orchard 709 W. Orchard Pl., Suite 1 sWWWJHDELICOM 734-5676 OR Produced by Epic Events, 360.733.2682, www.EpicEvents.US U U DANCING FOR JOY: View an artful dance journey through the seven days of creation when Dancing for Joy presents “Let There Be…” performances at 6:30pm at the Mount Baker Theatre, 104 N. Commercial St. Tickets are $10. HAPPY HOUR 734-6080 OR On the Patio 5-7 pm WWW.MOUNTBAKERTHEATRE.COM TUES., JUNE 22 DANCING IN THE PARK: The Bellingham Scottish Country Dancers will continue a summer of “Dancing in the Park” from 7-9pm at the Elizabeth Park gazebo. The event—which will happen every Tuesday through Aug. 10—is family-friendly. Donations are appreciated. 933-1779 June 26: Whip It Bring in your disc 4 discounts JUNE 19-20 i presented by BENKINNEY.COM & While supplies last WWW.THEBLUEMOONBALLROOM.COM i CLASSIFIEDS 31 FILM 26 Patrick Gallery STAGE 18 FOLK DANCERS: The Fourth Corner Folk Dancers meet at 7pm every Thursday at the Fairhaven Library, 1117 12th St. If you’re interested n learning more about Balkan, Israeli, Romani, and Greek dancing, show up and learn more. Suggested donation is $5, but if it’s your first time, there’s no fee. Divorce With Dignity & Mutual Respect GET OUT 16 THURS., JUNE 17 738-DROP Free Consultation LIVE MUSIC EVERY TUES - SAT 8PM Melissa Brown & Michael Costello Tom Amend * Tony Will * Dan Radil Brian Sibley & Rachael Sibley WORDS 14 DA NCE 300 W. Champion Street Downtown Bellingham CURRENTS 8 WWW.FAIRHAVENPUB.COM (360) 647-8897 pat@patgallery.com 1010 Harris Ave. #201 Bellingham VIEWS 6 i every step, every day, over and over We Care about Your Children’s Well-Being Settle Your Case Without Going to Court MAIL 4 COMEDY NIGHT: A weekly Comedy Night happens at 8pm every Sunday at the Fairhaven Pub & Martini Bar, 1114 Harris Ave. Collaborative Divorce MUSIC 22 SUN., JUNE 20 ART 20 Family Law Attorney with 18 years experience WWW.MCINT YREHALL.ORG DO IT 2 i Now Open on Sundays, 8:30-4:00 06.16.10 THE K ING AND I: Rodgers and Hammerstein’s classical musical about an English governess and a member of the Siam royalty, The King and I, shows at 7:30pm Sat. and 2pm Sun. at Mount Vernon’s McIntyre Hall. Tickets are $15-$38 and additional showings happen through June 27. #24.05 JUNE 19-20 FOOD 38 (206) 979-1164 CASCADIA WEEKLY i 19 FOOD 38 visual CLASSIFIEDS 31 GALLERIES › › OPENINGS › › PROFILES E V EN TS WED., JUNE 16 IMMERSIVE ART: “Wild Lives: An Immersive Art Installation by John Sarkis” happens from 6-8pm at INNATE, 1420 N. State St. Live printing will be part of the event, and you’re encouraged to sport a piece of attire that represents your inner animal. i 392-8675 WORDS 14 GET OUT 16 STAGE 18 ART 20 MUSIC 22 FILM 26 FRI., JUNE 18 CURRENTS 8 VIEWS 6 MAIL 4 DO IT 2 06.16.10 #24.05 CASCADIA WEEKLY 20 doit "THE FOLLOWERS," LEA KELLEY BY AMY KEPFERLE The FOG Rolls In A NEW FACE IN FAIRHAVEN AMID THE ghost stories and longtime lore that surround the history of Fairhaven, you probably haven’t heard the torrid tale about the Vespa scooter store and service center that underwent a serious facelift and transformed itself into a sweet new art gallery. That’s likely because it’s still in the midst of happening. Thanks to local entrepreneur and art enthusiast David McIn- SEE IT nis, you’ll be able to see the changes for yourself when the WHAT: Grand Fairhaven Originals Gallery (also referred to as FOG) officially opening of Fairhaven opens its doors Fri., June 18 during the annual Solstice Walk- Originals Gallery WHEN: 5-9pm Fri., About in the Southside hub. June 18 (during the With a full roster of artists already on the lineup—Peter Kiss, Solstice Walk-About) Richard Bulman, Lea Kelley, Ann Fleming, Arunas Oslapas, Thad WHERE: 960 Harris Markham, Sandy Keller, and Douglas Fisher are among them, and Ave. are expected to be on hand at the grand opening—it’s clear the COST: Entry is free spacious, well-lit exhibition space isn’t lacking for interest. But INFO: www. bellinghamfog.com what’s its aim? “The principal behind the store travels a lot and began visiting artists and galleries in various locations,” employee Joe Beaulaurier explains. “He discovered some amazing artists who were creating art that moved him. He wanted to create a venue to display these artists so that more people could discover what he had and make these works their own.” With a mission to create emotional connections between viewers and the art they peruse, McInnis and company are hoping creative connoisseurs will be moved to both visit the new gallery and, hopefully, purchase pieces that will enrich their lives on a variety of levels. Curator Caitlin McInnis wants artists to know that they’re more than welcome to check it out, as well. “We invite artists working in a variety of media to contact FOG about gallery representation,” she says. “Because of the high ceilings and large window space, FOG lends itself to bronze, assemblage, ceramic and wall sculpture.” Rather than switching out displays and highlighting just one artist every month, FOG plans to keep a rotating roster of artists on the floor at any given time, bringing in new artists as they find them, as opposed to sticking to a rigid schedule. Another goal at FOG, employees say, is allowing people to continue to be able to find fine art nearby, rather than having to travel to bigger cities to seek it out. “Fairhaven Originals Gallery is driven most by our desire to make available for purchase the best art we have found,” Beaulaurier says. “Many in our community are unable to travel to the extent required to locate these artists. Bringing them together in our spacious gallery makes it much more feasible for people to locate the right artwork of this caliber.” If you’re just there to take a peek at the new space, don’t feel obligated to purchase a work right away. Part of finding the right piece of art is knowing what’s out there and making sure it’s right for you. One thing’s for sure: you can’t put a Vespa above your dining room table. SOLST ICE WALK-ABOUT: The 18th annual Summer Solstice Walkabout takes place from 5-9pm at 23 locations in historic Fairhaven. In addition to a plethora of art-related events such as “Stilettos on Parade” and the FOG grand opening, there’ll be plenty of food and drink to be had, and the lighting of the Elegant Flame on the Village Green. i WWW.FAIRHAVEN.COM JUNE 18-19 MONA ART AUCTION: More than 350 works by noteworthy Northwest artists will be up for sale at the 18th annual “Art Auction” happening from 5-10pm Sat., June 19 at La Conner’s Museum of Northwest Art, 121 S. First St. Tickets for the gala are $95. If you’re not interested in purchasing the art, but want to take a look, you can preview the work for free from 12-5pm Fri. and 11am-3pm Sat. i WWW.MUSEUMOFNWART.ORG SAT., JUNE 19 SALMON AT THE BAY: The kickoff for the 8th annual “Salmon at the Bay” art show begins with an artist’s reception from 10-11am at Boundary Bay Brewery, 1107 Railroad Ave. In addition to the donated art, there’ll be a salmon barbecue happening from 11:30am-3pm. The art will be up through Aug. 6. i WWW.N-SEA.ORG FATHER’S DAY ART: Creative youth can take part in a Father’s Day Kids Art Workshop from 12-3pm at the Center for Expressive Arts & Experiential Education, 1317 Commercial St. i WWW.MYSPACE.COM/CEAEE SUN., JUNE 20 FREE FOR DAD: Fathers will be admitted free all day at La Conner’s Skagit County Historical Museum, 501 S. 4th St. i WWW.SKAGITCOUNT Y.NET/MUSEUM TUES., JUNE 22 TEEN ART NIGHT: Young adults can learn new art forms at the weekly “Teen Art Nights” happening from 6-8pm every Tuesday at the Center for Expressive Arts and Experiential Education, 1317 Commercial St., suite 201. i 671-5355 ONGOI NG E X H I BI TS ALLIED ARTS: Ron Pattern and James Williamson’s “Bellingham by Land, Sea & Sky” exhibit shows through the month at Allied Arts, 1418 Cornwall Ave. i WWW.ALLIEDARTS.ORG ANCHOR ART: Works by a diverse group /;*<.; ;2?.; 1.;2=*0. 9*;4 q 62<<287 +, q ,*7*-* @8;5- @2-. 6><2, <6*55 =8@7 1.*;= -86721(+285)520%(//,1*+$0 $ 1+8!(1#3("*$32.-2 +$3.)4-$ WWW.DEPOTARTSCENTER.ORG GET OUT 16 WWW.GOODEARTHPOTS.COM 647-5675 CURRENTS 8 i WORDS 14 LIT TLE GALLERY: Works by painter and muralist Lanny Little and paintings and floorcloths by Kay D. Little can currently be viewed at the new Little Gallery, 1220 Bay St. LUCIA DOUGLAS: View ceramic works by Charles Krafft and new paintings by John Schaefer through July 24 at the Lucia Douglas Gallery, 1415 13th St. WWW.LUCIADOUGLAS.COM i WWW.LACONNERQUILTS.COM SMITH & VALLEE: Painter Todd Horton’s “Minor Keys” exhibit and sculptures by Peregrine O’Gormley can be viewed every Wed.-Sun. through June 27 at Edison’s Smith & Vallee Gallery, 5742 Gilkey Ave. i WWW.SMITHANDVALLEE.COM WHATCOM ART GUILD: From 10am6pm every Friday through Sunday, stop by the Whatcom Art Guild’s Art Market at Fairhaven’s Waldron Building, 1314 12th St. i WWW.WHATCOMARTGUILD.ORG WHATCOM MUSEUM: “Expanded Horizons: Panoramic Photographs by J.W. Sandison” and “Show of Hands” can currently be viewed at the Whatcom Museum. i :25/' 6281'6 Renato Borghetti (Brazil) @,4.,,4., (Kenya) @$,&(1( (Polynesia) @(752004((49,204,4 (Finland) '02(36(=8:7(4%4054 (Cuba) @ !(*0?*:728 (New Zealand) @ 3(4+((7904,>(Venezuela, Canada) 24+(2:8 (US, Spain, Morocco, Palestine) @(9(9(=(82,.7,83):2(4*0(8 (Colombia) &(/(%5$7('6,1*(5621*:5,7(56 (4$=854 @ :77(=*(:./2(4 @022(7),7 @ (;0+7(4*,= &(/7,&)2/.$%25,*,1$/75$',7,216 "5),79#(7(>042(1, (4!,9,78@$/,!(6,7)5=8@$/,(7"5535:49(04,,78 79(652,54@81<,<@ ,7(2+/(720, @ (9957+54 &(/(%5$7,1*)5(1&+&$1$'$ ,&,49+:57+ @ ,8/(7)5440,78+,4-,7 @(+,22, (2(499:6,7+89549,368@,85454*2,8 @ "A;,022548 WWW.WHATCOMMUSEUM.ORG WORKS ON CANVAS: Ruthie V. and Lisa McShane’s “Daily Painting Project” exhibit can be seen through June at Works on Canvas Gallery, 301 W. Holly St. i VIEWS 6 i QUILT MUSEUM: The 13-artist exhibit “Hardware” and Sharon Baker and Elaine Bowles’ “Collaborative Journey” can be seen through June 27 at the La Conner Quilt & Textile Museum, 703 S. 2nd St. WWW.WORKS-ON-CANVAS.COM $0*1,98<<<3088054-5213:80*-,890;(2*( @ MAIL 4 i FOOD 38 (360) 420-9568 GOOD EARTH: Larry Richmond’s contemporary clay baskets will be highlighted through June at Good Earth Pottery, 1000 Harris Ave. DO IT 2 i STAGE 18 GALLERY C YGNUS: An exhibit featuring works by painter Nick Fennel and sculptor Robert Gigliotti can be perused until June 27 at La Conner’s Gallery Cygnus, 109 Commercial St. 06.16.10 i - 8 /< CLASSIFIEDS 31 393-7540 #24.05 i BLUE HORSE: Shutterbugs from throughout the Northwest will share their images as part of the “Public Hanging: Photography” exhibit through June 25 at the Blue Horse Gallery, 301 W. Holly St. i www.bluehorsegallery. com DEPOT ARTS CENTER: The Cascade Clay Artists will host the 6th annual “Clay, Fire and Form” exhibit and sale through June 26 at Anacortes’ Depot Arts Center, 611 R Ave. 086,&)(67,9$/ FILM 26 WWW.ANCHORARTSPACE.ORG CASCADIA WEEKLY i BELLINGHAM RAILWAY MUSEUM: The museum is open to the public from noon-5pm Tues. and Thurs.-Sat. at 1320 Commercial St. 0,66,21)2/. * 77>* 5 MUSIC 22 of Northwest artists can be seen at “A Long Drawn Out Process” through June 26 at Anchor Art Space, 216 Commercial Ave., Anacortes. ;- ART 20 doit 21 CLASSIFIEDS 31 FOOD 38 music during these times of budgetary constraints, the Concerts in the Parks program plays on, something for which I, along with the thousands of folks who have made it part of their summer schedule, am eminently grateful. The best part about this city-sponsored al fresco entertainment is the fact that every concert is all-ages and totally free of charge. The summer concert series kicks off at maybe the most stunning setting of all the areas on this seasonal roster: Boulevard Park. Starting at 7pm Sat., June 19, Celtic soul violinist Geoffrey Castle will take the stage with Darin Watkins and Eric Robert. Then, for intermittent Saturdays following that, the Walrus (July 3), Picoso (July 17), Five Alarm Funk (July AIR, CONTINUED ON NEXT PAGE RUMOR, CONTINUED ON NEXT PAGE FILM 26 MUSIC MUSIC22 22 ART 20 STAGE 18 GET OUT 16 WORDS 14 CURRENTS 8 CASCADIA WEEKLY #24.05 06.16.10 DO IT 2 MAIL 4 VIEWS 6 FIVE ALARM FUNK 22 BY CAREY ROSS Music in the Air HERE, THERE AND EVERYWHERE a good time in Bellingham—maybe even the best time. The students depart, the weather goes from miserable to bearable to downright beautiful, the pace of life slows a bit and everything starts to feel more stripped down and elemental. Those of us who’ve spent more than a few summers here have learned that cherishing every single moment of sun is our seasonal imperative—even those of us who would otherwise look with suspicion upon outdoor pursuits. Because summer around these parts is the definition of a limited-time-only offer. This need to take in a steady diet of sunshine could also conflict with our craving for aural entertainment were it not for the fine folks at the Bellingham Parks and Recreation Department, who have, for several years now, made it their mission to make the hills—or the parks, rather—come alive with the sound of music. In fact, even I GUESS IT’S time to talk about Ladyfest. Few things in this music community have been as polarizing or have generated as much heated debate as has this “feminist, queer-oriented community organization.” It seems some people love Ladyfest, which will manifest itself as a giant music/art/potlucking/other celebration June 17-20 all over town, while some people are decidedly more skeptical. As I fall into the latter group, it was my first inclination to simply leave Ladyfest alone under the guise of “if you can’t say anything nice, don’t say anything at all.” But then, after careful consideration—as well as a Ladyfest event that I’m not willing to let go by without commentary of some kind—I’ve decided that silence, at least as far as Ladyfest is concerned, isn’t always golden. First of all, there is much to say that is, in fact, nice about Ladyfest, chief among them is that the event is something that can only be termed a Massive Undertaking, which has required a huge expenditure of time, talent, dedication and organizational abilities on the part of the Ladyfest volunteers. And that levell of dedication should not be underestimated or underappreciated. Second, and probably just as imporBY CAREY ROSS tant, is that Ladyfest has generated more discourse about the role of gender in the local music scene than has probably ever existed in the decade or so that I’ve been writing about music in this town. That’s a pretty big deal for an organization that has barely reached toddler status in terms of the time it’s been in existence here. But. So, as I mentioned, there was a particular Ladyfestrelated event that has forced me to really determine exactly how I feel about the organization. To be clear, the event is a fundraiser for Ladyfest, not part of the celebration proper, and the piece of it that got me all riled up was a call to action to participate in said fundraiser, not the actual fundraiser itself. However, all disclaimers aside, when you call something “Be a Prostitute for Ladyfest” and invite women to “slut it up for feminism,” you should know your actions might garner some commentary. So, here’s mine: WTF, Ladyfest? I’m not one to get twitchy over semantics, but even if you were aiming to be tongue in cheek, or your goal was to take back pejorative terminology and make it your own, at best it is still an irresponsible action for a pro-feminist event with a stated anti-sexual-assault component. At worst, it is deeply offensive. And, it, like everything associated with Ladyfest, is thought-provoking, although, in this case, the thoughts it provoked had more to do with my reluctance to speak publically and critically about Ladyfest than anything else. I realized that, it’s not that I believe my skepticism to be unfounded or overly cynical, it’s more that the environment created by Ladyfest, which is one with a stated purpose of being “safe,” is not so safe for those of us not wholly in agreement with the “Ladyfesta.” Time SHOW PREVIEWS › › RUMOR HAS IT SUMMER IS Rumor Has It New Popcorn Blouses “Green” Shave Kit For Dad Hohner Harmonica & Flutes Oil Skin & Cowboy Hats German & Italian Sausage The Exotic Grocery Hiway 9 – Van Zandt www.everybodys.com WORDS 14 While the shows at all of the Concerts in the Park locales are all-ages, only those that take place on the lawn of the Bellingham Public Library as part of the Brown Bag Children’s Concert Series were booked specifically with the wee ones in mind. This series doesn’t get up and running until a little later in the summer—July 16—but when it does, perennial favorites Richard and Helen Scholtz (July 16) and Alleyoop (July 23) can be found there, as well as Z Juggling Rosenschnoz (July 30), Cowboy Buck and Elizabeth (Aug. 6), and the Harmonica Pocket (Aug. 13). I know I’ve often claimed my personal life motto to be “outside bad, inside good” time and again, but, truth be known, even I can be lured into the great outdoors by a flash of sunshine and the sound of music. After all, I know well enough to get it while it lasts, as it’s a long nine months until the next concerts in the parks series. STAGE 18 DANA LYONS CLASSIFIEDS 31 Ghanaian Bead Bracelets FILM 26 English Goat Cheddar MUSIC 22 22 MUSIC 31), and the Clumsy Lovers (Aug. 14) will bring everything from classic rock to Latin music to Celtic pop to the stage by the bay. Not to be outdone, Big Rock Garden Park is also part of this musical mix, with a trio of Sunday-afternoon concerts. This part of the series gets its start on Father’s Day (June 20) with Stirred Not Shaken. The Evolution Trio will bust out some global fusion come July 18, while the Makedonians plan to throw a Balkan jazz party on Aug. 15. A few years spent living within earshot ATTEND WHAT: Concerts in of Elizabeth Park has given me a lingerthe parks ing soft spot for the concerts that hapWHERE: Boulevard, pen there, and with a show taking place Big Rock Garden, every Thursday evening from June 24 unand Elizabeth parks, til Aug. 26, this is the most robust portion Bellingham Public Library lawn of the concerts in the parks. Favor some WHEN: All summer “hillbilly jam-grass?” Then show up July long 8 for Deadwood Revival. If the traditional COST: Totally free sounds of Africa played with local flair are MORE INFO: your more your thing, you’ll want to pull www.cob.org up a patch of grass July 15 for the everpopular Juba Marimba. The old-timey sounds of the excellent Barnum Jack will waft through the park come July 29, while Aug. 12 sees Dana “Cows With Guns” Lyons stopping by for a performance. And that’s just a smattering of the music to be found there all summer long. ART 20 FROM PREVIOUS PAGE GET OUT 16 AIR, FOOD 38 musicEvents VIEWS 6 MAIL 4 5.00 $ FOOT LONG COLD SUBS musicEvents THURS., JUNE 17 CALY X: The vocal trio known as Calyx will perform a variety of music at a brown bag event at 12:30pm at the Whatcom Museum, 121 Prospect St. Entry is $3. i WWW.WHATCOMMUSEUM.ORG SAT., JUNE 19 VARIE T Y SHOW: The Damekor women’s chorus, the Manskor men’s chorus, fiddle player Joanne Donnellan and others will perform at a fundraising “Variety Show” at 7pm at Norway Hall, 1419 N. Forest. Admission is by donation. i 733-6618 GREGORY ALAN ISAKOV: Folksinger and songwriter Gregory Alan Isakov performs at 8:30pm at the Roost. All ages are welcome. i WWW.THEROOSTVENUE.BLOGSPOT.COM SUN., JUNE 20 FUNDRAISING KIRTAN: Heather and Benjy Wertheimer—also known as Shantala—will lead a call-and-response Kirtan at 7pm at Presence Studio, 1412 Cornwall Ave. Entry is $20-$25; proceeds benefit India’s Maher Center. i 738-4805 DO IT 2 Valid All Day Wednesday! 06.16.10 and again, I’ve heard women in the music community who are not necessarily on board with the Ladyfest agenda speak of feeling like “bad feminists” if they voice their criticism. This is a feeling I can wholeheartedly empathize with. I am a woman in the music scene. And, as I am pretty much the only woman in the music scene that exists in my particular capacity, it could be said that no one is more underrepresented than me. As such, according to the Ladyfesta, which seems to take empowerment and make it a numerical equation (the opening lines of the Ladyfesta, which can be found at www. ladyfestbham.org, have to do with the number of women vs. men involved in various segments of the arts), I should also be the least empowered woman in the music scene. But it’s just not that way. As these things go, I feel pretty empowered. But I think I have a vastly different idea of where empowerment comes #24.05 from than does Ladyfest. To me, ability and accomplishment beget empowerment, not the other way around. I am confident in my position in this music community, not because I “made noise and claimed space” as the Ladyfesta would have me do, but because I earned my right to be here, day in and day out, one word and column at a time. I do not believe that “expertise is a male-defined concept” in this music scene. I believe that some things are good, some things aren’t, and the ability to decide and judge isn’t necessarily a gendered thing. I believe that creating art “without needing to evaluate it,” doesn’t do anyone any favors. Art is not safe. Nor should it be. And believing in your art enough to have it withstand scrutiny is an object lesson in empowerment, regardless of gender. I realize that nothing I’ve said here is going to earn me a Ladyfest Lifetime Achievement Award. I’m O.K. with that. I am, after all, by my own definition, an empowered woman. And a pretty decent feminist. Ironically, I probably owe Ladyfest some gratitude for making me realize the latter. I guess, in a way, that makes me a Ladyfest success story. FROM PREVIOUS PAGE CASCADIA WEEKLY RUMOR, CURRENTS 8 musicEvents Lakeway Shopping Center Next to Cost Cutter 1068 Lakeway Drive Valid only at above location. One coupon per customer per visit. 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Disney/Pixar has again come up with the best Toy Story ever—more laughs, more heart, more fun, more toys and all in stunningly well-used 3D. What more could audiences want from a movie than this hilarious, heartwarming entertainment for all ages? If you think this summer has gotten off to a lukewarm start, you can count on Pixar (as usual) to come in and save the day with this wonderful and unforgettable movie experience. Eleven years since the first sequel in 1999 and fully 15 years since 1995’s landmark original Toy Story, Pixar’s franchise has lost none of its charm or punch and, in fact, only seems to have gained affection in the interim. Opening with a wild-and-woolly action sequence that takes place in the mind of young Andy (John Morris), the story quickly moves forward in time to reveal Andy is now heading off to college and his mother (Laurie Metcalf) is insisting he clear out his room of all the old toys, which, with the sentimental exception of cowboy Woody (Tom Hanks), will be stuffed into a garbage bag meant for the attic. Sadly, mom mistakes the bag for trash, sending the characters on a near-brush with toy death that lands the gang (including Woody, who goes to rescue them) at a daycare center. The toys initially relish their new home, as it means getting played with again, unfortunately, the daycare students are the toddler equivalents of water-torturing terrorists and the place is run by a tough-as-nails bear named Lotso (Ned Beatty) whose slow Southern drawl belies his mob boss persona. Using Buzz Lightyear (Tim Allen) as his brainwashed lackey, Lotso and his cohorts, including a truly weird Big Baby, wreak havoc on the new arrivals that must find a way out and back to the life they once cherished. Director Lee Unkrich, working from his story co-written by John Lasseter, Andrew Stanton, and shaped by screenwriter Michael Arndt (Little Miss Sunshine) is not afraid to go to darker places this time, emphasizing the abandonment issues of Toy Story 2 and taking them further into old-age and self-esteem issues. Still the Pixar geniuses manage to continually milk inventive and funny gags at every turn, mixing them effortlessly with great heart and soul. For this edition, the action/adventure quotient has been ratcheted up a few notches to summer movie levels, particularly in the last half hour when all hell breaks loose. Hanks and Allen superbly recreate Woody and Buzz with expected style and skill, and it’s great to welcome back, in top form, feisty cowgirl Jessie (Joan Cusack), Mr. and Mrs. Potato Head (Don Rickles and Estelle Harris), Rex (Wallace Shawn), Hamm (John Ratzenberger), and Barbie (Jodi Benson) who meets the doll of her dreams, a hilariously preening Ken amusingly voiced by Michael Keaton. In the large supporting cast of new toys, Timothy Dalton scores laughs as a deliciously arch British, thespian hedgehog by the name of Mr. Pricklepants. Although Lasseter won a special achievement Oscar for 1995’s Toy Story, the animated feature Oscar category wasn’t in existence for the first two films, but with the truly awesome Toy Story 3 firing on all cylinders expect this one to become an instant frontrunner and without question the movie to see this summer. t64"tNJOt6OSBUFE5IFZIVNQUSBTIDBOTUIJOLBCPVUJU 'SJ4BU1. Creature from the Black Lagoon - 3D, 35mm! 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The Karate Kid: Proof that every movie will soon earn itself a remake—whether it needs one or not. Crane kicks and catching flies with chopsticks aside, in my opinion, if no one says, “Put him in a body bag” and then cackles maniacally during this incarnation, it can’t possibly be worth seeing. ★★ (PG) Bellis Fair Call 676-9990 for showtimes. Get Him to the Greek: Both Russell Brand and Jonah Hill are in this Judd Apatow-produced movie, and yet, somehow, it’s P. Diddy’s performance that manages to steal the whole show. Well played, Puff. ★★★3tISNJO 4FIPNF]]] Killers: Ashton Kutcher makes a movie in which he evidently plays some sort of intrepid super-spy/hitman. Yeah, right. That’s about as believable as him falling in love with and marrying Demi Moore. Oh, wait... ★★1(tISNJO Sunset Square Call 676-9990 for showtimes. Iron Man 2: Robert Downey Jr.—the man also known as “My Movie Star Boyfriend”—kicks off the summer blockbuster season with this superhero sequel. Will his ironclad warrior suit and glow-in-thedark heart be enough to defeat the villainous Mickey Rourke? Will Tony Stark outwit and out-sass everyone who stands in his way? Will this movie raise the level of my love for Downey to full-blown obsession? The answer is yes. ★★★★1(tISTNJO 4FIPNF]]] Jonah Hex: This comic-book adaptation pits Josh Brolin against John Malkovich, so it seems like it could possibly stand a chance of not totally sucking. But, then again, Megan Fox is involved in this mess, Marmaduke: You know the story: he’s just a giant, good-natured dog in a world too small to suit him. So, for Marmaduke, making his way in the world today takes everything he’s got. ★★1(tISNJO Sunset Square Call 676-9990 for showtimes. AFRICAN QUEEN Please Give: My favorite modern-day cinematic pairing is not Leonardo DiCaprio and Martin Scorsese. Nor is it Johnny Depp and Tim Burton. It’s also not Judd Apatow and Jonah Hill. Instead, it is Catherine Keener and Nicole Holofcener who have The Secret in Their Eyes: See review on following page. ★★★★3tISTNJO Pickford Call 738-0735 for showtimes. Sex and the City 2: Carrie and crew are back. And this time they’re packing up the Manolos and inexplicably heading to Dubai. Why Dubai? Why not? Rest assured, they’ll still remain impossibly fashionable, their problems with men will remain ever present and I will remain entertained by it all, despite the fact that this movie totally blows. ★★ 3 t IST 27 min.) Sunset Square Call 676-9990 for showtimes. Shrek Forever Af ter: Far Far Away goes far far away. The End. Thank god. ★★1(tISNJO Bellis Fair Call 676-9990 for showtimes. Toy Stor y 3: See review previous page. ★★★★★ (G tISNJO Bellis Fair Call 676-9990 for showtimes. Toy Stor y 3 in 3D: See review previous page. And then watch the moviemaking magic that is Pixar + 3D. ★★★★★(tISNJO Bellis Fair Call 676-9990 for showtimes. Trash Humpers: It’s called Trash Humpers for pity’s sake. What else do you need to know? Consider yourself duly warned for the weirdness that lies within. ★★6OSBUFEtISNJO Pickford June 18-19 @ 9:30 lid Va am y l h s ’ On 2 B tion at oca L FOOT LONG COLD SUBS JUST $4.79! $ Any Day of the Week Located on railroad ave. behind Bob’s burger (just west of holly st.) Visit our cart at the bellingham farmer’s market in fairhaven on Wednesday & downtown on saturday We accept all Competitor’s Coupons! Expires 6/23/10. Valid only at the 2 Bellingham locations. Must Present coupon at the time of purchase. No Restrictions Sunset Square Downtown Bellingham 1115 E. Sunset Dr. PH: 360-671-0255 FAX: 360-676-4495 206 W. Magnolia St. PH: 360-676-1003 FAX: 360-676-0730 CLASSIFIEDS 31 FILM 26 MUSIC 22 ART 20 STAGE 18 GET OUT 16 WORDS 14 Creature From the Black Lagoon in 3D: All Gill Man wants is to be left alone. Barring that, once he’s roused and riled up, all he wants is to find love with Kay, who quickly becomes the object of his obsession. So what if he has to resort to kidnapping to get it? See Gill Man love, lust and lose—all in throwback 3D. ★★★★★6OSBUFEtISNJO Pickford June 19-20 @ 12:00 CURRENTS 8 Robin Hood: It’s been done and done and done again, but if anyone can do it better, it’s Russell Crowe (a man who is no stranger to tights) and Ridley Scott. Throw in a little Cate Blanchett as Maid Marian and Sherwood Forest never looked so good. ★★★ 1(tISTNJO Sunset Square Call 676-9990 for showtimes. Babies: This movie is exactly what it sounds like: a documentary about babies. Four of them, living in different countries, being raised in vastly different cultures, to be exact. And it is maybe the single most adorable thing you will ever see on a big screen in the entirety of your life. ★★★★★ 1( t IS min.) Pickford Call 738-0735 for showtimes. VIEWS 6 Ran: Akira Kurosawa’s epic masterpiece is back on the big screen to celebrate what would have been his 100th birthday. A decade-long dream, Kurosawa’s adaptation of Shakespeare’s King Lear proved the master’s flair for epic sweep and stylistic innovation undimmed at the age of 75. ★★★★★6OSBUFEt ISTNJO Pickford June 22 @ 7:00 The Afr ican Queen: Humphrey Bogart won his only Oscar for this 1952 classic, and all he had to do to get it was fight a bunch of Nazis, navigate an impossible river and deal with the handful that was a revengeminded Katharine Hepburn. Piece of cake. ★★★★★ 6OSBUFEtISNJO Pickford June 17 @ 1:00 & 7:30 MAIL 4 Pr ince of Persia: The Sands of Time: They are considered the bottom feeders of the summer movie season. I’m speaking, of course, of the videogame movies. This is one of those. However, as it stars a bulked-up and buffed-out Jake Gyllenhaal, I’m more inclined to forgive this one. ★★ 1( t IS min.) Sunset Square Call 676-9990 for showtimes. DO IT 2 The A-Team: Instead of a snarky synopsis, I offer you the opening words of every episode of the TV series that spawned this movie: “Ten years ago, a crack commando unit was sent to prison by a military court for a crime they didn’t commit... Today, still wanted by the government, they survive as soldiers of fortune. If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find them, maybe you can hire... The A-Team.” ★★ (PG-13) Sunset Square Call 676-9990 for showtimes. 06.16.10 FILMSHORTS #24.05 teamed up for both Friends with Money and Lovely and Amazing. They’re at it again, and this time they’ve brought Catherine’s younger sister Elizabeth, as well as Amanda Peet and Oliver Platt, along for the ride. ★★★★3tISNJO 4FIPNF]]] CASCADIA WEEKLY BY CAREY ROSS FOOD 38 film ›› showtimes 29 Serving Whatcom, San Juan & Skagit Counties film ›› review From hazard tree removals to pruning, a full spectrum of tree maintenance & preservation tree, deadwood, & hazard removals • wind sail pruning / crown reduction (safety thinning) • spurless climbing shaping • view enhancement • hedge trimming • wood chipping • firewood splitting • timber marketing Brandon Brodie / 360 305 5525 / brandonbrodie@me.com / earthworkstreeservice.com FREE ESTIMATE * Bonded & Insured / Contra.Lic# BRANDB*912BG REVIEWED BY ROBERT W. BUTLER The Secret in Their Eyes OSCAR KNOWS BEST ART 20 MUSIC 22 FILM 26 CLASSIFIEDS 31 FOOD 38 Preserving & Maintaining the Health, Safety, & Beauty of the Trees in our Community STAGE 18 Mt. 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It’s also often quite funny, with an acute ear for the way people who work together often converse in crude, amusingly confrontational ways. Writer-director Juan Jose Campanella’s movie unfolds simultaneously during the late ’90s and 25 years earlier. We meet Benjamin Esposito (Ricardo Darin), a retired investigator for the Buenos Aires prosecutor’s office. After years of contemplation, he has decided to write a novel based on the one case that has always haunted him. And to serve as his sounding board he has approached Irene (Soledad Villamil), the judge who was his boss way back then and for whom he has been carrying a torch since. Back in the mid-’70s, a beautiful young woman was raped and beaten to death in her apartment. Benjamin was particularly moved by the plight of the dead woman’s husband, Morales (Pablo Rago). Morales was shattered by his loss, and once Benjamin identified a possible suspect from the woman’s past, Morales spent every spare hour in train stations on the off chance that he’d spot his wife’s alleged killer. Secret is filled with grabber moments, like a tour de force chase of the suspect through a crowded soccer stadium. But even better is a judge reaming out Benjamin for failing to follow orders; the tirade is so deliciously drenched in cynicism and rage that it makes an unforgettable impression. Also unforgettable is Guillermo Francella, monstrously funny and achingly sad as a caustic/morose D.A. paper pusher who joined Benjamin’s off-thebooks investigation despite a drinking habit that rendered him useless by 3pm every day. And Benjamin’s sleuthing ran afoul of the Peronist regime, which could always use a conscienceless killer for its death squads. The Secret in Their Eyes has a doublewhammy payoff. One reveals whether justice has been served after all; the other brings to a kind of resolution the long-unspoken love between Benjamin and the married Irene. Technically, the film is first-rate; not the least of its accomplishments is that it so convincingly ages its cast members. But its real power lies in the passage of time, the dull ache of loss and the grim satisfaction of revenge, and yearnings of love unrealized. There’s an awful lot going on in this film, and all of it is good. Curious about Lummi Island? For complete information on island living and all the listings from resident island specialists… Call 360.758.2094 or visit lummiislandrealty.com Ferndale Home for Sale! 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I didn’t like this because I’m used to guys using this ploy for sex, but he said if I didn’t let him in, I was making him drive drunk. I grudgingly allowed him in, and he immediately started making moves on me. Eventually, I tried to send him home, but he said he was still in no position to drive, so I kicked him out early in the morning. What were my obligations here? Every man I asked said I shouldn’t have risked letting him in. As one said, “Better a strange drunk on the road than a strange drunk in your home, where he could rape you.” I have yet to ask a woman who can give me a definitive answer; they’re all as conflicted as I am. —Manhandled If a stranger comes to your door and says, “I’m too drunk to drive home,” you don’t say, “No problem, I’ll make up the bed!” Yet, this guy’s a near stranger, one you didn’t want in your home — even before he took the post-date sex ploy to a remarkable new low. Yeah, forget the usual lame lemme-in tactics like “I’d love to meet that cat I’ve heard so much about!” or “Mind if I use your bathroom?” No, it’s “Mind if I cause the fiery death of a family of five?” A guy might present you with an either/or situation, but that doesn’t mean those are your only choices. In this case, you should’ve told the guy to cab it to a motel. (To borrow from your friend, “Better a strange drunk cabbing to Motel 6 than a strange drunk turning your home into Motel Sex.”) If your date insists on driving drunk, call the cops, report a drunk driver, and give them a description of his car. Of course, it’s possible he isn’t really drunk, just trying to con his way in, but that’s for the cop who stops him to determine: “I can touch my finger to my nose just fine, Officer, but I’m having real problems getting my hand up a girl’s shirt.” It isn’t surprising that all your girlfriends are “conflicted” about what you should’ve done. In fact, other women would have given in like you did — not necessarily because they’re weak or dumb, but because they’re women: the gender that evolved to be the nurturers, peacemakers, and consensus builders of the species. (All great until a drunk guy swinging a set of car keys is standing at your front door.) Recognizing that, as a woman, you have a hardwired tendency to be a pleaser is the best way to avoid succumbing to it. You have to decide before you’re in a dicey situation that your comfort level and safety take priority over possibly coming across as rude or unsympathetic. Keep in mind, as Gavin de Becker writes in “The Gift of Fear,” that “’No’ is a complete sentence,” and if you let somebody talk you out of it, “you might as well wear a sign that reads, ‘You are in charge.’” Get his book, start a reading group with your “conflicted” girlfriends, and in the future, see to it that your door policy is determined by you, not Jim Beam and Captain Morgan. ROGAINED ANOTHER FAN! I was OUTRAGED that you criticized a college guy for online dating, saying it’s “for the Rogaine generation.” I’m 23 and met my wonderful fiance on the Internet. A man isn’t less of a man because he finds a girlfriend online! —Couldn’t Be Happier Sure, some college students find dates online, but you’re OUTRAGED that I advised against it? And, of all the things in the paper you could find to be OUTRAGED about? What happened, seen one oil-soaked dead baby duck, seen ‘em all? Eventually, the pesky human aspect will probably be removed from dating, and a guy’ll stay home repiping the sink while his avatar’s out trying to unhook some other avatar’s bra. For now, the humanto-human element remains, and a guy in college will never again be in a place so swarming with hot, single, dateable women. It’s especially wise for this particular guy to take a more analog approach to hitting on girls if I’m right in my suspicion that he online dates because he’s too big a wuss to deal with face-to-face rejection. Opportunity (aka the hot girl down the hall) is knocking on his dorm room door, and he should be answering it, not calling out, “Not now! I’m IMing with Im300LbsFatterThanMyPicture999!” among all the parts, thereby energizing the whole. CANCER (June 21-July 22): In 1965, two Russian cosmonauts orbited the Earth in the Voskhod 2 spacecraft. Due to equipment problems, they had to land the vehicle manually. Instead of hitting the target area, they mistakenly set down in rugged mountainous country covered with deep snow. While they waited overnight inside their capsule, wolves gathered outside, howling and pacing. But the next day their recovery team reached them and scared off the hungry predators. Soon they were safely on their way back home. Let this little tale be an inspiration to you, Cancerian, as you come in for your landing. Even though you may not end up quite where you intended, there’ll be a happy ending as long as you wait for your allies to be ready for you and you don’t try to rush your re-integration. LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): The ancient Greek philosopher Plato advocated the use of dogs in courtrooms. He thought that canines were expert lie detectors; that they always knew when deceit was in the air. I suspect you’ll display a similar talent in the coming days, Leo. You will have a sixth sense about when the truth is being sacrificed for expediency, or when delusions are masquerading as reasonable explanations, or when the ego’s obsessions are distorting the hell out of the soul’s authentic understandings. Harness that raw stuff, please. Use it discreetly, surgically, and with compassion. VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): If you’ve been aligned with cosmic rhythms these past few weeks, Virgo, you’ve been rising higher and feeling bolder. You’ve taken a stand on issues about which you had previously been a bit weak and cowardly. You have been able to articulate elusive or difficult truths in graceful ways that haven’t caused too terrible a ruckus. Your next challenge is to rally the troops. The group that means the most to you is in need of your motivational fervor. I suggest that you think deeply about how to cultivate more dynamic relationships ... ,+(')&*(& ,' -)0+"#'!('% '%,#'! +,)++)***#'! +,),**(0 (&+/ (++(''((% CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): The eulachon is a fish that lives off the Pacific Coast of North America. Its fat content is so high that the Chinook Indians used to dry it, thread it with a wick, and employ it as a candle. The stink was bad, but the light was good. Remind you of anything in your life right now, Capricorn? Something that provides a steady flow of illumination, even if it is a bit annoying or inconvenient? I say, treasure it for what it is and accept it for what it isn’t. #&#++(+($('' PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): “Even Norah Jones got bored with Norah Jones,” wrote critic Aidin Vaziri in his review of her recent concert in San Francisco. For years she has tranquilized us with her safe, soothing music, he said, but not any more. It was like she was fresh from a “makeover reality show.” Her new stuff, which included an “indie-rock jolt” and quasi-psychedelic riffs, exuded grit and defiance and weirdness. Norah Jones is your role model for the next couple of weeks, Pisces. If there have been any ways in which you’ve been boring yourself, it’s prime time to scramble the code. FILM 26 MUSIC 22 ART 20 "*+',++1%%#'!"&1 1+1 AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): When I was growing up in Michigan, playing in the snow was a great joy. As much as I loved the arrival of each new spring, I endured a mourning period as the ground’s last patch of dirty sleet melted. Once in late March, though, I talked my mom into letting me store five snowballs in the freezer. It wasn’t until my birthday in late June that I retrieved the precious artifacts. I was slightly disappointed to find they had become more like iceballs than snowballs. On the other hand, their symbolism was deeply gratifying. I’d managed to invoke the tangible presence of winter fun in the summertime. I urge you to attempt a comparable alchemy, Aquarius. Figure out how to take a happiness you have felt in another context and transpose it into where you are right now. CLASSIFIEDS 31 CLASSIFIEDS 31 FOOD 38 In Stock Only STAGE 18 Urgent Care for Medicare & DSHS Patients Welcome GET OUT 16 (360) 734-2330 WORDS 14 say that things are about to get darker for you. But they’re definitely going to get deeper and damper and more complicated. I don’t expect there to be any confrontations with evil or encounters with nasty messes, but you may slip down a rabbit hole into a twilight region where all the creatures speak in riddles and nothing is as it seems. And yet that’s the best possible place for you to gain new insight about the big questions that so desperately need more clarity. If you can manage to hold your own in the midst of the dream-like adventures, you’ll be blessed with a key to relieving one of your long-running frustrations. Squalicum Parkway Patients: Please See Us at Our New Location 4029 Northwest Ave. One block north of Jerry Chambers Chevrolet CURRENTS 8 er got the mothering they needed in order to grow up into the confident, secure lovers of life they have the potential to become. But even greater numbers suffer from a lack of smart fathering. And that happens to be the deprivation that’s most important for you Geminis to address right now. If there was anything missing in the guidance and mentoring you got from your actual daddy, I urge you to brainstorm about how you could make up for it in the coming months. For starters, here’s one idea: Is there any father figure out there who could inspire you to become more of your own father figure? SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): I wouldn’t Northwest Ave. Clinic Flu & Other Immunizations Injury & Illness Treatment Lab & X-Ray Available Mammography & Ultrasound Available Occupational Health Care School, Sports & DOT Physicals Travel Consultations Work-Related Injuries VIEWS 6 GEMINI (May 21-June 20): A lot of people nev- ➲ ➲ ➲ ➲ ➲ ➲ ➲ ➲ MAIL 4 get rid of a weed that’s impinging on the autonomy of your growing tomato plant, you don’t just tear away its stalk and leaves; you yank it out by the roots. That’s the approach I urge you to take with the saboteur that has inserted itself into your otherwise thriving patch of heaven. There’s no need to express hatred or rage. In fact, it’s better to be lucid and neutral as you thoroughly remove the invasive influence and assert your right to care for what you love. 7 Days a Week ➲ No Appointment Necessary Board Certified M.D.’s on Staf f DO IT 2 TAURUS (April 20-May 20): When you want to SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): If you have been engaged in any S&M scenario, even metaphorically, now would be a good time to quit it. Whether you’re the person who’s whipping or being whipped, the connection is no longer serving any worthy purpose. The good news is that freeing yourself from compromising entanglements will make you fully available to explore new frontiers in collaboration. You will also be blessed with an influx of intuition about how to reconfigure bonds that have become blah and boring. And what if you’re not currently involved in any S&M scenario? Congrats! Your assignment is to transform one of your pretty good relationships into a supercharged union that’s capable of generating life-changing magic. 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