Untitled - Alumni Club of Anna University
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Untitled - Alumni Club of Anna University
MANAGEMENT COMMITTEE 2013-14 PRESIDENT Prof. Dr. R. Chandra Sekaran Mobile: 98407 54012 E-mail: chandras54@gmail.com VICE PRESIDENT Prof. Dr. D. Arivuoli Mobile: 98412 96097 E-mail: arivuoli@annauniv.edu SECRETARY Er. E. Sivakumar Mobile: 98840 51331 E-mail: esivakumar57@gmail.com TREASURER Er. J. Sriram Mobile: 93800 23696 E-mail: jsriram2k5@gmail.com COMMITTEE MEMBERS EDITORIAL Dear Brethren Dear Brethren Wish you all a very happy and prosperous new year 2014. Hope you would have enjoyed the New Year eve programs at our club. The New Year always begins in the month of Margazhi, which is well known for karnatic music concerts. So let us all face the heart warming good music right through the year. In tamil, Margazhi madham is mun pani kaalam and thai madham is pin pani kaalam and season’s greetings thus matches very well with these two months. Similarly, thai pirandhal vazhi pirakum and vazhi piranthal vaazhkai sirakum and let it happen to every one of us. Thanks to the five children who have registered their entries to the Book review contest. The results of the contest will be announced shortly and prizes will be given to the winning contestants on a suitable occasion. Kanakaraj.R Editor Bits & Bytes ENTERTAINMENT Prof. Dr. S. Selladurai Mobile: 94441 40138 E-mail: ssdurai@yahoo.com CATERING Er. M. A. Murugan Mobile: 98400 56355 E-mail: mam@formprint.in SPORTS Er. M. P. Premkumar Mobile: 99401 24668 E-mail: mp_prem_kumar@yahoo.co.in NEWS AT A GLANCE 04-01-2014 – Tambola at lawn. 15-01-2014 - Technical Session on Foto Focus Technical Presentation on PHOTOGRAPHY by Mr.M.Swaminathan (M no. 037) HOUSE KEEPING Er. P. Sairam Mobile: 98407 19713 e-mail: perusai@sify.com LIBRARY & NEWSLETTER Er. R. Kanakaraj Mobile: 94440 58463 e-mail: cc.dote@gmail.com ANNA UNIVERSITY NOMINEES Prof. Dr. M. Sekar Mobile: 97899 96247 e-mail: vimunasekar@gmail.com Prof. Dr. L. Karunamoorthy Mobile: 94441 18628 e-mail: karun.anna@gmail.com 2 | JAN 2014 ALUMNI CLUB - ANNA UNIVERSITY No.1 Boat Club Road, R.A.Puram,Chennai – 600 028 Phone No: 044-2432 2195, 044-2432 1233 Guest Room: 044-24351449 E-Mail: acau@ymail.com | Website: www.alumniclubau.com Good behaviour can cover the lack of beauty but beauty never cover the lack of good behaviour. ENTERTAINMENT JANUARY 2014 03-01-2014 – English DVD movie “The Davinci Code’’ 04-01-2014 – Tambola at lawn and “A rewind of New year Program” at Disco Floor. 10-01-2014 – English DVD Movie “Under Seige 2’’ 11-01-2014 - Tamil movie “Naveena Saraswathi Sabatham” 17-01-2014 – English DVD movie “Dante’s Peak’’ 18-01-2014 - Tamil movie “Kalyana Samayal Sadham’’ 24-01-2014 – English DVD movie “100 Rifles” 25-01-2014 - Tamil movie “Biriyani/Endrendrum Punnagai’’ Any change in programs will be notified by SMS and Email. Kindly update. Avoid comparing yourself with anyone. Remember that it is who we are, not what we do that is important BOOK REVIEW Self Deception - India’s China policies -arun shourie This book exposes the real Jawaharlal Nehru and the way in which Chinese aggression was handled by our Panditji. his correspondence, including letters to chief ministers and his speeches in and out of Parliament. On what assumptions was Nehru confident that China would not invade India in 1962? Why and on what basis did he scotch all warnings in Tibet and our entire border? What did he do when those assumptions proved wrong? What eventually led to the debacle of 1962? Are the same delusions and mistakes not being repeated now? Why will the consequences be any different? This is a devastating analysis and warning on India’s policy and approach regarding China, based on Nehru’s notes to his officers, Must read book for people interested in Indian policy towards China-How it is and how should it be. The book starts with brief overview of the current UPA’s policy towards China, then elaborates on Nehru’s ill conceived China strategy in the past, further speaks on India vis-a-vis China on many parameters and ends with lessons, stratagems that must be employed to counter Chinese threat. Kanakaraj R (1777) (Editor, Bits & Bytes) THANKS GIVING Thank You…. Thank You… Thank You - Ar. B. Rajappa, Chairman New Year Committee and Team. No words can express the scintillate Feeling. From the bottom of my heart and on behalf of the entire team, who made this year New Year Eve Celebrations a remarkable one, I thank you for your wonderful supportive participation with Family and Friends. It is to be recorded that everyone was glued to their seats and even at 11 pm many have not moved to the dining arena. We thank, especially the Managing Committee for reposing confidence, the overwhelming support of Sponsors and more so “Can’t Afford to Miss Any Bit” content provided by the events, display, choreography by Mr. Sailesh and M/S Innovations Events & Entertainments Team. Many have voiced their appreciation on the Spread and Taste of food and more so of the inclusiveness of the Dining Area providing full views of the program. The Jugglers, Flash Mob, Laser Show, Pyro Technique etc., are total deviant from the usual and well received by one and all. The DJ and Dancing Floor saw many dancing to tunes well past 1 O’ clock. Our sincere thanks are due, to our Staff, who meticulously planned for weeks and arranged the different style seating, provided courteous and smiley service etc. We also thank the Security Staff, Call Drivers, Ambulance, Fire Service, Doctor and Police for providing excellent support. We pray the ALMIGHTY to Shower ALL HIS BEST to ONE and ALL in this 2014. 4 | JAN 2014 By plucking her petals, you do not gather the beauty of the flower. - Rabindranath Tagore. HERITAGE Tell Tale Marks of Theatres in Chennai Kanakaraj.R(1777) C inema halls,you could say,were the first public space.People could meet there irrespective of caste,race or religion, said Baskaran,author of a book on cinema,Eye of the Serpent.The main reason for this was that the cinema halls were run by the British and they did not care about caste,they just wanted money, he added.The first cinema shows took place on streetsides.They then moved into tents,and then into existing buildings.It was only much later that separate buildings were created for screening movies. KAMADENU In the late 1940s Raja D. V. Appa Rao decided to build a cinema house in the open space of the bungalow but residents of the area objected to a cinema coming up and disturbing their domestic peace and tranquillity! The matter went to court and the noted lawyer, V. C. Gopalratnam, appeared for the plaintiffsobjectors while Raja Appa Rao conducted his own case without the help of a lawyer.A daring move indeed for the zamindar, who was pitted against one of the top lawyers of the city and a master of court craft and legal strategy!However, he won the case and went ahead to put up the cinema. Hollywood movies was released here. CASINO One of the few cinemas that screened most of the Hollywood movies in Madras in 70s and 80s. Sivaji Ganesan and team used to frequent this place for night shows to see Hollywood movies. Many of the Carry on series SAYANI Located at Ayanawaram, the theatre was built in 1950, says Mr. Azizullah son of C.M. Nassurullah, who was the manager of Sayani theatre those days. The theatre was owned by Popat Jamal & Sons family and was shut down for some reason. This was a hot spot for Sivaji Fans, as all Sivaji Ganesan’s films used to run here for 100 days”. Movies were changed only thrice a year and all LIBERTY Located at Kodambakkam and the bus stand was called Liberty bus stand. If a man can control his mind he can find the way of Enlightenment, and all wisdom and virtue will naturally come to him. - Gautama Buddha JAN 2014 | 5 were Sivaji’s films. Ootty Varai Uravu was the last film showed here. His father had also ensured that no ladies will return without tickets, Ladies were given first preference. Sayani is a popular and well known bus stop even today. MEKALA Located at Purasaiwakam and is one of the oldest theatres of Madras. MIDLAND BHUVANESWARI Mr. Arulanandam, partner of Bhuvaneswari theatre, Purasaiwalkam shares that “It is unfortunate that we had to close this theatre due to partners’ dispute. Moreover we were not making profits, as people are glued to TV and DVDs. Mega hit pictures like Thanga Pathakkam, Vietnam Veedu, theiva magan, saraswathi sapatham etc., were screened here”. In 1933,Gandhiji was hosted by the students of the University of Madras at Midland Talkies and as was his custom,at the end of the session,Gandhiji auctioned the welcome address.It was bought by Lakshmi Swaminathan,a freedom fighter. He recapped that Thiruvilaiyadal had run for 25 weeks and Shanthi, Crown, Bhuvaneswari were like Triplets in those days. Bhuvaneswari theatre was built in 1963 and was shut down in 1994. That was one of the few occasions that Gandhi was in a cinema hall.This later became Jayapradha cine complex. AGASTHIYA Many of K.Balachander movies used to be screened here. NATRAJ MGRs Ulagam Suttrum Valiban was released here on 11-05-1973 6 | JAN 2014 The mind is like a white cloth. Dip it in red dye, it turns red dip it in green, it turns green. Put it out in the sun for long, it loses its colour. The mind truly is the Self itself, with no colour. in the 80s. Video games used to be another attraction at this multiplex. GEITY Wellington Theatre Located at Mount road. Located Chinthadripet near Mount road and adjacent to Casino. CROWN SHANTHI One among the triplex theatres of Chennai where 35 movies if Sivaji Ganesan were released (Santhi, Crown,Bhuvaneswari) The most popular bus stop at Mount road even today. First Airconditioned Theatre of Chennai, was inaugurated on 12.01.1961 by Shri K. Kamaraj, then Chief Minister of Madras State. A movie on Lord Venkateswara was screened during the inauguration. SAFIRE COMPLEX The first Tamil film released at the Shanthi was Annapoorna Films Thooya Ullam, starring A. Nageswara Rao and Saavithri. It was followed by the popular film Kalpana in Hindi. First cine multiplex in India with three screens Safire, Emerald and Blue Diamond. Blue Diamond used to sreen continuous shows of the same movie from morning till evening. Safire was known for English movies and Malayalam movies The first film of Nadigar Thilagam (who later on took possession of the Theatre), was Buddha Pictures Paavamannippu, released on 16.03.1961. A multi-star cast film which included Gemini Ganesan, Devika, Saavithiri, T.S. Balaiah, S.V. Subbiah, M.V. Rajamma and others. Music byViswanathan-Ramamurthi, lyrics Kannadasan. The film was based on religious harmony and was an instant hit and became the first Tamil film to be screened for 25 weeks at an A/C Theatre. 82 films of Nadigar Thilagam Sivaji Ganesan were screened at the Theatre, out of which many films The jewels of the soul is priceless, and yet it is being squandered like this , in exchange for a mere shell. - Sri Guru Granth Sahib JAN 2014 | 7 celebrated Silver Jubilee. WARWICK’S ELECTRIC THEATRE more than 52,000 square feet and was built in 1952, is being converted into a block of flats by a Chennai-based businessman. It was built by Pitchai Muthu, considered a stalwart in the film industry and guide to many theatre owners, according to RMN Annamalai of the Cinema Theatre Owners’ Association. The cinema hall was inaugurated even before completion and one of the first movies screened was “Parasakthi,” debut film of legendary Tamil actor Sivaji Ganesan. Later on “Pattikada Pattanama’’ made a record break in this theatre. Many of MGRs movies were also released here which ran to packed houses. MINERVA/BASHA Located inside General Post Office. Mount road. In 1911 the first film theater in Madras was probably put up by Mrs. Klug, in Broadway. The Empire was next and started in April 1913 at Misquith and Company’s Lyric Theater on Mount Road. This later became the Elphinstone, which shifted across the road to become New Elphinstone. This was followed by Gaiety in August 1914, Warwicks Electric Theater (1913-1915), Globe (later called Roxy), Crown, Minerva and Wellington. Of these Gaiety alone stood till the 21st Century, to be a victim of the multistory complex phenomenon. Minerva, today called Batcha, after many a change still continues to show films and is almost as old as the Tamil film industry. Minerva had an exclusive contract with Paramount Pictures for several years running, making it the number one destination in the city for those who wanted to watch English feature films. Also it was the first to run ‘Adults Only’ features, strictly enforcing the age code. But its glorious reign came to an end in the mid-1970s. THANGAM THEATRE (MADURAI) The cinema’s present proprietor S.M. Batcha acquired the theatre less than a decade ago, and is unaware of its heritage. He renamed the theatre to bear his name, in order to avoid some legal tangles and debt traps the previous proprietors of Minerva left it with. And he plans to some day try and restore the theatre to its glorious past. But with tickets priced at Rs. 15 and Rs. 12, it seems to be a near-impossible dream to fulfill. The kind of dream that comes true only on celluloid. Many of these structures are no more today but the memories still linger in our hearts. The curtains have come down on one of the most popular landmarks of the city, Thangam theatre, once considered Asia’s largest, after its new owner started to demolish it recently. The cinema hall, which could seat 2,563 persons and spread over 8 | JAN 2014 Good behaviour can cover the lack of beauty but beauty never cover the lack of good behaviour. CLUB NEWS CONTINUES ON PG NO 33 HISTORY History of Pongal Festival Kanakaraj.R(1777) speaking. Women used to bath early in the morning. They worshiped the idol of Goddess Katyayani, which would be carved out of wet sand. They ended their penance on the first day of the month of Thai (January-February). This penance was to bring abundant rains to flourish the paddy. These traditions and customs of ancient times gave rise to Pongal celebrations. Andal’s Tiruppavai and Manickavachakar’s Tiruvembavai vividly describe the festival of Thai Niradal and the ritual of observing Pavai Nonbu. According to an inscription found in the Veeraraghava temple at Tiruvallur, the Chola King Kiluttunga used to gift lands to the temple specially for the Pongal celebrations. Pongal is an ancient festival of people in South India particularly Tamils. The history of the festival can be traced back to the Sangam Age i.e. 200 B.C. To 300 A.D. Although, Pongal originated as a Dravidian Harvest festival and has a mention in Sanskrit Puranas, historians identify the festival with the Thai Un and Thai Niradal which are believed to have been celebrated during the Sangam Age. Observance of Pongal During the Sangam Era (Thai Niradal) The celebrations of Sangam Era led to today’s Pongal celebrations. As part of the festivities, maidens of the Sangam era observed ‘Pavai Nonbu’ at the time of Thai Niradal which was a major festival during the reign of the Pallavas (4th to 8th Century AD). It was observed during the Tamil month of Margazhi (December-January). During this festival young girls prayed for rain and prosperity of the country. Throughout the month, they avoided milk and milk products. They would not oil their hair and refrained from using harsh words while Legends of Pongal Some legendary stories are also associated with Pongal festival celebrations. The two most popular legends of Pongal are stories related to Lord Shiva and Lord Indra. According to a legend, once Shiva asked his bull, Basava, to go to the earth and ask the mortals to have an oil massage and bath every day and to eat once a month. Inadvertently, Basava announced that everyone should eat daily and have an oil bath once a month. This mistake enraged Shiva who then cursed Basava, banishing him to live on the earth forever. Avoid comparing yourself with anyone. Remember that it is who we are, not what we do that is important JAN 2014 | 33 He would have to plough the fields and help people produce more food. Thus the association of this day with cattle. Another legend of Lord Indra and Lord Krishna also led to Pongal celebrations. It is said when Lord Krishna were in his childhood, he decided to teach a lesson to Lord Indra who became arrogant after becoming the king of all deities. Lord Krishna asked all the cowherds to stop worshiping Lord Indra. This angered Lord Indra and sent forth his clouds for thunder-storms and 3 days continuous rains. Lord Krishna lifted Mount Govardhan to save all the humans. Later, Lord Indra realized his mistake and divine power of Krishna. Pongal Celebrations According to Hindu mythology, this is when the day of the gods begins, after a six-month long night. The festival is spread over three days and is the most important and most ferventlycelebrated harvest festival of South India. A special puja is performed on the first day of Pongal before the cutting of the paddy. Farmers worship the sun and the earth by anointing their ploughs and sickles with sandal wood paste. It is with these consecrated tools that the newly-harvested rice is cut. and painted in bright colors, and garlands of flowers placed around their necks. The Pongal that has been offered to the Gods is then given to cattle and birds to eat. Jallikattu Jallikattu, which is bull-baiting or bull cuddling/holding, is a Tamil tradition called eruthazhuvuthal, popular amongst warriors during the Tamil classical era. According to legend, in olden days the game was used by women to choose their husbands. Successful “matadors” were chosen as grooms. The term jallikattu comes from the term calli kacu (coins) and kattu (meaning a package) tied to the horns of the bulls as the prize money. Later days during the colonial period this evolved to jallikattu which is the term currently used. A seal from the Indus Valley Civilisation depicting the sport is preserved in the National Museum. “Jallikattu’’ - #y;ypfl;L is a cattle/ bulltaming sport played in Tamil Nadu as a part of Pongal celebration. This is one of the oldest living ancient sports seen in the modern era. It is held in the villages of Tamil Nadu as a part of the village festival. The festivals are held from January to July, every year. The one held in Alanganallur, near Madurai, is one of the more popular events. This sport is also known as “Manju Virattu”, meaning “chasing the bull”. Jallikattu is based on the simple concept of “flight or fight”. Cattle being herd and prey animals in general tend to run away from unwanted situations. But there are quite noteworthy exceptions. Cape buffalos are famous for standing up against lions and killing them. The Indian Gaur bull is known for standing its ground against predators and tigers think twice about attacking a full grown Gaur bull. Aurochs, the ancestor of domestic cattle was known for its pugnacious nature. Jallikattu bulls belong to a few specific breeds of cattle that descended from the kangayam breed of cattle and these cattle are very pugnacious by nature. These cattle are reared in huge herds numbering in hundreds Each of the three days are marked by different festivities. The first day, Bhogi Pongal, is a day for the family. Surya Pongal, the second day, is dedicated to the worship of Surya, the Sun God. Boiled milk and jaggery is offered to the Sun God. The third day of Pongal, Mattu Pongal, is for worship of the cattle known as Mattu. Cattle are bathed, their horns polished 34 | JAN 2014 Time is free, but it is priceless. You can’t own it, but you can use it. You can’t keep it, but you can spend it. Once you’ve lost it you can never get it back. - Harvey Mackay. with a few cowherds tending to them. These cattle are for all practical comparisons, wild and only the cowherds can mingle with them without any fear of being attacked. It is from these herds that calves with good characteristics and body conformation are selected and reared to become jallikattu bulls. These bulls attack not because they are irritated or agitated or frightened, but because that is their basic nature. There are three versions of jallikattu: Vadi Manju Virattu - This version takes place mostly in the districts of madurai, pudukottai, theni, tanjore and salem. This version that has been popularised by television and movies involves the bull being released from an enclosure with an opening. As the bull comes out of the enclosure, one person clings to the hump of the bull. The bull in its attempt to shake him off will bolt (as in most cases), but some will hook the guy with their horns and throw him off. The rules specify that the person has to hold on to the running bull for a predetermined distance to win the prize. In this version, only one person is supposed to attempt catching the bull. But this rule being strictly enforced depends on the village where the event is conducted and more importantly, the bull himself. Some bulls acquire a reputation and that alone is enough for them to be given a unhindered passage out of the enclosure and arena. Vaeli Virattu This version is more popular in the districts of sivagangai, manamadurai and madurai. The bull is released in an open ground without any restrictions in any way (no rope or determined path). The bulls once released just run away from the field in any direction that they prefer. Most don’t even come close to any human. But there are a few bulls that don’t run but stand their ground and attack anyone who tries to come near them. These bulls will “play” for some time (from a few minutes to a couple of hours) providing a spectacle for viewers, players and owners alike. The magnificence of such bulls cannot be described. They must be seen firsthand to really understand the basic psyche behind the sport of jallikattu. Vadam Manjuvirattu - “vadam” means rope in tamil. The bull is tied to a 50 ft long rope and is free to move within this space. A team of 7 or 9 members must attempt to subdue the bull within 30 minutes. This version is very safe for spectators as the bull is tied and great the spectators are shielded by barricades. Training of jallikattu bulls The calves that are chosen to become jallikattu bulls are fed a nutritious diet so that they develop into strong, sturdy beasts. The bulls are made to swim for exercise. The calves, once they reach adolescence are taken to small jallikattu events to familiarize them One should be cautious not to speak anything that hurts others. Such king of speech never helps but always brings destruction. - Rig Veda JAN 2014 | 35 Kaikkiyur, situated about 40 km from Kotagiri town, is the biggest rock art site in south India. The rock surface site, teeming with more than 500 paintings, was discovered in 2004. with the atmosphere. Specific training is given to vadam manju virattu bulls to understand the restraints of the rope. Apart from this, no other training is provided to jallikattu bulls. Once the bulls are released, then instinct takes over. History Jallikattu, which is bullbaiting or bull fighting, is an ancient Tamilian tradition, popular amongst warriors during the Tamil classical period. According to legend, in olden days the game was used by women to choose their husbands. Successful “matadors” were chosen as grooms. The term Jallikattu comes from the term “Salli” kassu (coins) and “Kattu” (meaning a package) tied to the horns of the bulls as the prize money. Later days during the colonial period this term got changed to Jallikattu which is the term currently used. Usually the majestic Kangeyam bull is involved in this game, as they are naturally more ferocious 36 | JAN 2014 and muscular than any other of its species. Famous Jallikattu locations include: o Alanganallur o Avaniapuram o Tiruvapur near Pudukottai o Kondalaampatti, Thammampatti in Salem, Tamil Nadu o Palemedu near Madurai o Sravayal near Karaikudi o Kanduppatti near Sivagangai o Venthanpatti near Ponnamaravathy, Pudukottai (Dist) o Pallavarayanpatty near Cumbum Unlike in bullfighting, the matador does not kill the bull. There are rarely any casualties suffered by the bulls. Several animal activists object to this dangerous game every year, but so far these objections have been in vain. There are several rock paintings, more than 3,500 years old, at remote Karikkiyur village in the Nilgiris district in Tamil Nadu that show men chasing bulls. Another single painting discovered in a cave at Kalluthu Mettupatti, about 35 km west of Madurai, between Madurai and Dindigul, shows a lone man trying to control a bull. Archaeologists estimated that this painting, done in white kaolin, is about 1,500 years old. Pongal Kolam The colorful Kolam tradition dates back to the Indus Valley Civilization (2500 B.C). In the Mahabharata, the gopis (milkmaids) drew kolams to forget the pain that they experienced when their beloved Krishna is away. At a much later date, Kolam-drawing is listed as one of the 64 forms of art in Vatsyayana’s Kamasutra. Different Names The art of Kolam is known throughout India but by different names - Sanjhi in Uttar Pradesh, Alpana in Bengal, Mandana in Rajasthan, Chaukpurna in Madhya Pradesh, Rangoli in Maharashtra and Karnataka, Muggulu in Andhra Pradesh and Puvidal in Kerala. Although essentially a Hindu tradition, kolam is also known to the Jains, Buddhists and Parsis. It is Happiness is like a butterfly, The more you chase it, the more it eludes you. But if you turn your attention to other things, It comes and sits softly on your shoulder. - Henry David Thoreau. 1 said that Gautama Buddha was himself an expert in this art. Significance The Kolam is much more than just an aesthetic art. It symbolizes happiness and prosperity. Insects and birds feed on the rice flour used for drawing the traditional Kolam at the entrance of houses. Thus, the Kolam represents man’s concern for all living creatures. The Kolam and the bright red border or kaavi enclosing it are also believed to prevent evil and undesirable elements from entering the houses. Drawing Pongal Kolam On the day of Pongal, family members jointly draw the kolam with rice flour that can be plain as well as colored. Parallel straight lines can be drawn using a cylindrical rod (Ulakai) as a guide. A kolam can be a plain one or can be artistically drawn with symbols of cosmic interest. The kolam defines the sacred area where the Pongal is prepared. Within the perimeters of kolam, typically, firewood is used to cook the rice. The Pongal is set up in the direct view of the Sun (East). Traditionally, the kolam is laid in the front or side of the house, but in cold climes where cooking indoors with firewood is hazardous, the Pongal can be prepared in kitchen and brought to the location where kolam is set up. 2 3 1 Pooja Kolam 2 Idduku Pulli Kolam 3 Ner Pulli Kolam 4 Thulasi Mada Kolam 5 Pongal Kolam 4 5 The appearance of things change according to the emotions and thus we see magic and beauty in them, while the magic and beauty really are in ourselves. - Kahlil Gibran JAN 2014 | 37 MEMBERS CONNECT Murphy’s Law at Work If anything can go wrong it will. Things will get worse before it gets more worse. So be it. part II Life: • The length of a marriage will be inversely proportional to the length of the courtship. • A pretty young thing in a mini skirt will always walk ahead of you when your wife walks with you. • Never worry about what people think of you – they are worried what you think of them. • Never sit in the front of a shared taxi you will end by paying the full fare. • You can fool some people all the time and all the people some time but try fooling your wife. proportional to the time taken to make it in the first place. • Hindsight is always 100% accurate. Club Dining/.Bar: • The number of waiters serving at your table at the club will be inversely proportional to the guests you are entertaining. • The Chinese dish of ‘Sweet & Sour Vegetable ‘will always be sweet, sweeter and sweetest. • The club serves food portions which are large and can be shared with your guests but the Menu Card needs to be shared with 1000s of members. Weather: • Bring umbrellas and rain coats to watch the club movies even at peak of summer. • During heavy rains the club will provide Boats from the Boat Club for travel to the Dining facilities. Architecture/Civil: • If Builders build buildings the same way programmers write programs the Building will crash when least expected. Mechanical: • Suppliers claim on equipment performance should be multiplied by 0.5. Management/Corporation: • Your Boss does not recognize Murphy’s Law. He never expects you to fail • The one who does the least work gets the most credit. • Deciding not to Decide is also a Decision. • The time taken to rectify a mistake is inversely 38 | JAN 2014 When one door closes, another opens; but we often look so long and so long and so regretfully upon the closed door that we do not see the one which has opened for us. EVENT - NEW YEAR EVE If a man can control his mind he can find the way of Enlightenment, and all wisdom and virtue will naturally come to him. - Gautama Buddha JAN 2014 | 39 40 | JAN 2014 For advertising contact : Options Media Pvt. Ltd., Ph : 4217 9009 / 4312 9002