The Bluegrass Wildwater Association:
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The Bluegrass Wildwater Association:
Newsletter of The Bluegrass Wildwater Association July August 2006 Celebrating Our 30th Anniversary! In This Issue: Prehistoric Times Back In The Good Old Days Happy Birthday BWA--many more! Thanks For The Memories Where Are They Now? Bravado.....and Age The BWA And Food Thirty Years of BWA Fun-damentalism Some snips of BWA history.... My First BWA River Trip It Was The Tribe That Kept Me Sane BWA’s Most Colorful Character Of All Time A River Runs Through It, No SH** This I Have Learned Class…Class…Class…SHUT UP! And Thank You! Reflections…. 30th Reunion News And Much, Much, More! The Bluegrass Wildwater Association: 30 Years of Good Paddling, Good Times, Good Deeds, & Good Friends. The Bluegrass Wildwater Association has turned thirty years old this year. That is something that those who helped start it and those of us who have made it work over the years are proud of. According to our original by laws the object of the BWA was ”to encourage enjoyment, preservation, and exploration of American recreational waterways for man powered craft”. BWA members through the years have done many things to accomplish those goals. With our clinics, roll sessions, safety classes & seminars we made it possible for those in Kentucky to become paddlers and enjoy it in a safe and responsible way. With our river clean-ups, support of such groups as American Rivers, West Virginia Rivers Coalition and American Whitewater and participation in the Kentucky Rivers and Streams Assessment, we have done much to preserved and enhance our rivers and streams. Our members have explored and paddled rivers in North and South America, Asia, Africa and Europe. They put together an expedition to explore the Jatate river in Mexico. They were part of an expedition to China to explore the Tiger Leap Gorge of the Yangtze River. We have a rich heritage that most clubs would be envious of. But also add to the above the National Paddling Film Festival and the Russell Fork River Festival (both fund raisers for river causes), our nationally recognized newsletter, innovations like a CD loaded with information for our students attending our Spring Clinic and many other things. You realize that to accomplish all this we have had some very talented and involved members. But is has been more than that. True, we have had those who have been good leaders, good paddlers, good artists and so on, but what the BWA has been is an opportunity Continued on pg. 2 Continued from pg. 1 for many members to achieve personal accomplishments while doing things for adnd with the club. By being an officer of the club you are exposed to what is needed to plan, lead and organize a group of volunteers. Those members are learning by doing too. BWAers did not know how to make a video, but they learned how to and enter in the film festival, often to win. Some do not know how to teach someone how to paddle, but they learned how to by helping someone who does at the clinic or roll sessions. Many of us have not tried to write about something since they left school days, but we work on a story for Bowlines till it says something to all of us. Bowlines is the Newsletter of the Bluegrass Wildwater Association, POB 4231, Lexington Ky, 40544 Club Officers 2006-2007 Join in on the Fun! President Philip Sisk Vice-President Hanley Loller Treasurer Pam Ward Secretary Kelly Glasser Safety Joey Calder Program Dale Perry Newsletter Editor Kathy Rose 30th Issue Assistant to Editor Don Spangler Cyber Communications Don Spangler Conservation Dustin Anderson Film Festival Coordinator Todd Garland Russell Fork River Festival Coordinator Steve Ruth Equipment Coordinator David Leachman At-Large Member: Chris Schardi Membership Coordinator Megan Memmer Wildwater Cats Rep. Jessica Dussex Past President Jason Bailey 859-231-6565 859-806-9843 859-312-5244 859-312-2031 859-244-7478 859-489-5334 859-797-4727 859-277-7314 859-277-7314 859-333-4997 502-875-9234 The BWA has always been about paddling wildwater and should always be so. But the road to the river has taken us to many places that we never expected. Perhaps the most important has been the friendships that we have formed in the club. Yes, there is always disputes and there are some of us that kinda forget we are in this with each other for a reason. Paddling whitewater is a group activity. What we have realized over the years of our clubs existence is that paddling also does not exist in isolation. To see evidence of this just read the 859-278-9403 articles that have been written for this special issue. Some of 813-495-1316 writers have not been able to paddle or be with us for many 859-227-7935 years. But their bonds with us are still strong. The stories and 859-737-3131 photos in this special edition will leave many others untold 859-278-0764 and unseen, but issue by issue there will be more added. BWA website: www.surfbwa.org That has made our club newsletter unique in the paddling Join the BWA! BWA Membership $20/individual; $25/Family year entitles world. In another 30 years think what stories and thoughts you to receive the newsletter,10% discounts at many local and out of state future BWA members will have written. outfitter shops, use of club equipment, discount at pool rolling sessions, a listing in the BWA Handbook, a stream gauge guide, and web site with a Our good paddling, good times, good deeds and good friends listserve for member’s messages. Meetings are held at 7:30, the second Tuesday of each month at have come about because of our association and the need for location announced on our website. us to do many things to do the one thing we all enjoy: paddling rivers! To submit newsletter articles and/or pictures email Kathy Rose: kmrose@email.uky.edu To read a decade worth of Bowlines go to the BWA website to our issue archive: http://www.surfbwa.org/html/bowlines_arcN.html Coming Soon! A tale of a BWA Expedition to explore an incredible jungle river that leads into an adventure they never expected..... and will never forget. 2 were decked out in horse-collar PFDs and bright yellow construction helmets, prompting a fisherman on the lower Rockcastle to ask if we expected someone to drop a beam on our heads. What we did was more akin to shootin’ the rapids than to running a river, but with a little divine intervention and a lot of duct tape we somehow managed to arrive at the take-out (usually after dark). In central Kentucky if you were learning how to paddle in the seventies, Bob Sehlinger probably had something to do with it. As Director of Instruction for SAGE, Bob organized and ran “Aqua” classes for those wanting to paddle a canoe or kayak. Many who attended these classes later joined the BWA. Bob has been a key supporter of the BWA for many years and indeed the NPFF was his idea and was funded in its formative years via Menasha Ridge, a publishing company he formed with William Nealy. A big BWA hand to you Bob! Unwilling facilitators of the whitewater learning curve were Jim and Chris Stamm who operated a canoe livery on the Rockcastle River near Somerset. The Stamms went to inordinate lengths to persuade customers to carry around the Class III Rockcastle Narrows, but hey, carrying a canoe then wasn’t any more fun than it is now, And though the Stamms’ renters were able to dispose of much of their cargo before approaching the Narrows, the remaining beer made portaging the canoes a real ordeal. It was not unusual, in fact, for his customers to haul their cratered Grummans up on the bank and simply walk out. There were many times during those years when Jim Stamm sat at the Bee Rock take-out well into the night hoping his missing boats would appear. Prehistoric Times Bob Sehlinger In 1973 you could count all the Kentuckians who owned a kayak on one hand, and there wasn’t an outfitting or sporting goods store within 500 miles that sold them except for the wood-frame collapsible Folbot which was unsuitable for whitewater. The first kayak I paddled was a glass boat borrowed from an Indiana friend who made it from a mold on loan from a fellow in Chicago. The boat was clunky and weighed more than a17-foot Grumman aluminum canoe. The little epoxy glob wouldn’t track and oddly enough it was hard to turn too (at least in the direction that you wanted). My second time paddling this contrary beast I got jammed between two rocks. I ooched the boat around one rock and it took off downstream going straighter than I’d ever seen it go. Problem was, I was still caught on the other rock with my spray skirt neatly attached to the just separated coaming of the cockpit. Meanwhile, back in Lexington, myself, the Tilestons, and Bill Conger, a UK electrical engineering professor, raised a modest amount of capital and chartered a corporation called, Sage – School of the Outdoors, built around Jim Stacey’s outdoor skills program. That very year the NOC opened and Madawaska became known to us. I and a couple of other Sage folks headed to Wesser to try fill the blanks in our whitewater education while Stacy headed to Madawaska. The following year Stacy bridled at doing his thing in the context of a corporation overseen by a board of directors, and resigned. Picking up the paddling program from Stacy, I and two others There was an active paddling community in Louisville in the early Seventies centered around the Viking Canoe Club. In Lexington, Dick and Sue Tileston and Jim Nance started the Bluegrass Pack and Paddle Club, with a predominately flatwater paddling bunch, that also had their hands in United States Canoe Association marathon canoe racing (you haven’t lived until you’ve cranked an aluminum canoe eight miles in circles around the lake at Jacobson Park). It was a small number of the Bluegrass Pack and Paddle Club, however, that started Lexington paddlers down the road to whitewater paddling and who introduced the first kayaks and decked canoes to the area. At the same time, Jim Stacy, a tall, bearded galoot who looked like he might have just crossed the Cumberland Gap with Daniel Boone, began teaching wilderness skills including backpacking, survival, and canoeing to UK students. After a while Stacy opened his weekend courses to everyone and crossed paths with myself and others in the Pack and Paddle Club. Stacy was a dynamite flatwater canoe instructor, but nobody in the area really had a handle on teaching whitewater skills, primarily because the body of knowledge and the teaching methodology were still evolving. I remember vividly, however, his commitment to safety. Each aluminum canoe was stuffed to the gills with truck inner tubes, and extra paddles were lashed with string (easy to break) across the thwarts. His students A SAGE class on the Cumberland below the Falls with Bob showing how to run a rapid to some students. took rescue courses at NOC and whitewater teaching courses from the American Canoe Association and became ACA instructor certified in whitewater canoe and kayak, Just in time too….the introduction of Tupperware kayaks and Royalex canoes was about to blow the lid off the whitewater pot. In the ensuing years, we at Sage taught a lot of folks to paddle. Some other folks learned on their own or went south to 3 NOC, and more than a few newcomers arrived with paddling skills in hand. The paddling community was growing exponentially, but the old Bluegrass Pack and Paddle Club had folded its tent. Clearly it was time to form a new paddling club. My memory is fuzzy about who had the vision and who were most instrumental in bringing that vision to fruition, but clearly Buren Garten (who first articulated the idea to me), Kent Kirchner and Katie Keene, Steve Morgan, Don Spangler, Mike Murphy, Dave Moccia, Sam & Karen Moore, Arnie LeMay, Sallie Stoltz, Charles Andre, Ed Puterbaugh, Doug McKenzie, Mickey Fulp, Barbara Stansbury, and the ever-present Tilestons were among them. were no distractions like bikes or sailboats or anything to get in the way of the focus of whitewater…well sex and behavior modification influences perhaps…but that was all. Women who paddled were scarce. Women who didn’t paddle were put to good use running shuttle (this was by no means a demeaning occupation as everyone appreciated shuttle drivers as much as chowing down after a run). The early gang was a quiet sort of rowdy lot. We all hated disco. There were people with jobs who paddled the nice things and those of us without or being students who paddled the aluminum things. We thought decadence was being able to afford two wetsuits so you wouldn’t have to put on a frozen one Sunday morning. Dave Moccia, tall (well over 6’) and strong (used a 64” canoe paddle), was the canoer we all hoped to be. In fact Dave went on to win in the Nationals shortly after he moved to the NOC. That is why he was voted to be the first lifetime member of the BWA. We were proud of the national competitor from the BWA. Of course it was also always nice to know you had a place to crash and eat at near the Nantahala. He eventually also became the “bookkeeper” for the NOC for a number years after his stint there as Head Canoe Instructor. I volunteered to be the first newsletter editor, but my real job was to call the gauges on Thursday and everyone who wanted to paddle and help decide where we all wanted to be heading Friday pm or Saturday am. I called Beuren’s house often enough that his young daughter would recognize my voice and say; “Daddy can’t come out and play this weekend”. Of course we relied on some folks with a little experience for their guiding input. Bob Sehlinger and Doug (Harry D.) McKenzie could talk us into going anywhere, if it were over our head, well the better the entertainment factor. Bob went on to fan the flames of famedom with William Nealy. Doug moved on to his mining engineer career which stationed him in Summersville WV. Cumberland below the Falls and the Big South Fork were the mainstays. Boone Creek during the thaw breakup with ice the size of volkswagons both downstream and upstream kept us looking over our shoulders. The Big South Fork for the first time in February also kept our interest and I will forever hold it in reverence as the place of my first combat roll (kayak). Back in the Good Old Days Dave Moccia Back in the good old days when New Circle Road was actually new, before global warming, before the ACA started taking themselves too seriously, the days before liability, unfortunately before the women-in-rubber, prior to river rescue, the days when kayaks were only made out of fiberglass, and just post the molding of Royalex into canoes, the birth of the BWA took place. Conception, so to speak, occurred when SAGE School of the Outdoors put on some canoe instruction clinics to create a business base for their retail store. Aqua I (a weekend of lake paddling) was followed by Aqua II (straight into a Prince-to-Thurmond high water run). Those of us that survived were promoted to instructors to teach the next class. And those that brought everyone back alive went on to become the first ACA canoe instructors. Of course the mainstay of mainstay was Elkhorn Creek which just also happened to the fishing hole of my earlier years. The Elkhorn was close and usually running and with some ingenuity and imagination, could keep us entertained to dusk. If we ever got bored we just Interest abounded and the first club organizational meeting took paddled standing up. Dave Moccia paddlin’ on the Nanty place. Those of us who survived the meeting went on to become Just one story and a charter members. Those who didn’t survive went on to become tangent to keep this entertaining rather than historical….One US Olympic flatwater coaches. The latter is in reference to poor perk of being a SAGE canoe instructor was being able to borrow Jay Kearney, UK professor. When speaking up to include flatwa- the new Bluehole OCA Royalex canoes. Winter on the Elkhorn ter as part of the proposed club agenda, he was immediately is incredible in places, especially when the icicles form on the cliff slammed by the one and only Charles-the-Red Andrea, who I where the old walk across bridge used to be. Now if you have would give the most credit to for the initial club response, ever knelt in the end of an OCA (which stands for open canoe “Flatwater…hell no, this is gonna be a whitewater club”. Charles’ model A), I mean with the deckplate scraping your lower back, spirit was as flamboyant as his red hair and he was as famous you can get the bow about 3 feet in the air. This is fun at S-Turn with the IRS as Willie Nelson. Once the direction was settled it where, with a little practice, you can get your bow 5 feet in the air only took I don’t know how long to come up with a name. A name coming in to the eddy and watch someone get wild eyed just was secondary as are most thing in paddlers lives…you see the prior to lifting your bow over their head and setting it across their only thing the first members cared about was paddling. There boat. But in the winter, with good sweep strokes and proper tim4 ing, you can slam in into those icicles and try to break them off. In the winter icicles are in sleep mode and don’t like to be disturbed. Mother Nature reminded me of this by breaking off a 2 _ foot diameter by 4 foot chunk of future Spring thaw into the boat. Ice hanging over the starboard gunnel and my butt over portside, I was able to make shore without any further embarrassment amidst the chuckles. An easy enough lesson and the price was only two dents in the aluminum gunnel. But hey…it was a SAGE boat. Royalex was amazing stuff, it skidded over rocks and you can beat out most boats after they got wrapped. (sub-tangent: prepared canoers brought along come-a-longs to dislodge boats) Royalex, however, we discovered gets brittle in sub-freezing climates and can pop holes in borrowed SAGE canoes whilst sleigh riding at night on farms. The Elkhorn has provided us with many a *SEG. Happy Birthday BWA--many more! The first year the club existed, we only missed paddling two weekends in winter (everything was frozen). Not even the holidays were off limits as Christmas to New Years found us on the lower canyons of the Rio Grande. I can thank the club for a lot of things, like my gpa losing a half point. Nothing like taking your book to study for a final exam paddling and coming out two letter grades lower than you went in. That’s ok as it was the Big South Fork. But at least I finished school with more direction than I started as I eventually became head canoe instructor at NOC (not our canoe) from ’84 to ’92 (the golden age of canoeing… no bragging just fact). Turning one’s passion into a means to make a living can be very idealistic and memoir material is abundant, but subsistence living only goes so far. Yea, I even made ACA instructor trainer before the organization started taking themselves too seriously. So, what have we accomplished in the last year? We elected new officers, with Kent Kirchner retaining the high-chairmanship. We even managed to decide on a new schedule of dues. The incorporation papers have been submitted, and we are allowed to add the distinguished post-script "inc." after our club title. The club helped organize and conduct the Kentucky Wildwater Championships, held at Cumberland below the Falls despite low water (350 cfs) and the Second Annual Jacobson Lake canoe races was a great success t h a n k s to Sage, Bob Sehlinger, the BWA the Lexington Park Service and Katie Keene who did a lot of the footwork. We are one year old, can you believe that? Did you realize that the association has just entered into its second year since being organized? It might have slipped by unnoticed, but some of us are sentimental--besides birthdays mean birthday parties. Those of us who were at the September meeting at the Louden House unceremoniously celebrated our first year with the regular business meeting and some home-made vanila ice cream. Well, any excuse will do for home-made ice cream. Look back on last year for just a few minutes. Has the last year been a worthwhile experience for you and the club? Sure it has. Admitted, we have a long way to go, but we have come along way since that organizational meeting at Sage last September. A few of us are actually beginning to learn to paddle whitewater. Our paddling talents are really beginning to grow, too. Russell Fork. is a long way from our first trip down the Nantahala ....a lot warmer too! Remember our first time down the Ocoee? How about Section III of the Chattooga and "Bull Sluice" at 3.4' , the Tellico at high water, the Little River Gorge at flood stage, Raven Fork at over 4', Cumberland Below the Falls at only 250 cfs. Is it really only four miles to the takeout? Wait, there are more. I bet Kent remembers his ender at the hole at the bottom of the narrows on the LIttle Tennessee. Snowbird Creek was a nice change of pace as was the Upper Red when the water was up. BWA has been an inspiration to me and maybe me to them as somewhere along the way I was voted an honorary life member, which means more to me than any title the NOC or ACA bestowed. I don’t own any more kayaks but will always have a canoe. I am far removed from the river systems these days, but the tides change twice a day and we usually have a breeze out here on the NC barrier islands. And yes those distractions have a way of catching up as I have a beach cruiser and plan to build a sailboat. May you all be blessed with high water and sunshine and SEGs and may our sons and daughters and their sons and daughters live to appreciate and nurture the sport we hold so dear. We got to paddle Clear Creek in the Emory-Obed thanks to Roy and Juanita Guinn Expeditions, Ltd. The New River and the Gauley have offered some of the East's best whitewater this fall to those who had the skills to paddle them. Were you there when we tore down the old suspension bridge that had become a hazard to paddlers on the Elkhorn? Our members have paddled the Rio Grande below Big Bend National Park on the Mexican border, the Petawaba and lower Madawaska in Ontario, and most recently the Colorado through the Grand Canyon. In short, we did a lot of paddling last year. Dave Moccia If you missed out on a lot of these trips, think about it before you turn down an offer to qo paddling for the weekend. Even Kentucky's own Rockcastle can be a challenge at 1,100 cfs, right Beuren? There is something to be gained from every paddling experience, and there will be a lot more opportunities in our second year. The true beauty of a remote wilderness, the challenge of good whitewater, the satisfaction of making every roll (almost) that day, are feelings that can not be had by staying home to watch the boob tube. The best feeling of all comes when you zip up your sleeping bag for the night, and know that you are close to some of the finest people to be found anywhere -- there are five people in your two person tent because it is raining outside!! *SEG = shit-eatin-grins Links to related Bowline stories: Mar/Apr99: Passing on the Tradition,Reflections from a new member, A Look at the Paddling Clinic May/June00 Recollections of a Proud Papa, pg. 10 from Bowlines Vol. 2, No. I November 1977 5 tourists. “ ( I will skip the nitty gritty about the ensuing run except to mention, that not only did I pull off my first ever river combat roll at Double Falls, but did two more after that!) “ As we paddled through Railroad rapids, we were told that this was the area BWA used for their beginning clinics. This area had the only access upstream of Leatherwood Ford and can only be reached by a 4WD road, embellished with an unprintable name. As the bridge came into sight, we sadly realized that the hilite of our trip was over and we had to head home….once we waited for the hour and a half shuttle. While refueling at dinner, we promised to add The Bluegrass Wildwater Association to our exchange list, and, when they print their in newsletter, they will also send CWA a copy. In return, we promised to be rather vague about their river, so they don’t become over run with tourists as the rivers we are used to here in the North. Known as River Mom, Marge Cline started paddling in the midseventies, and has been part of the paddling scene for the last 3 decades. She got to know the BWA in the seventies and has been an active supporter of the NPFF since the first one. She has attended most of the festivals, worked as a judge and was also a competitor in the event. Marge has been an important and active member of the both the Chicago Whitewater Association and American Whitewater. She has started and trained hundreds of paddlers in the Chicago area. In 2000, Marge Cline was honored by Paddler Magazine for being one of 100 "Paddlers of the 20th Century” who've made a difference. Thanks For the Memories After that trip, CWA paddlers ran into BWA paddlers occasionally during their river trips. I remember paddling with a Kentucky group on the Ocoee one day, while Barry Grimes was busy recording the day for posterity on video. Dan Dixon and I were in the C-2 running Table Saw and Barry caught the resulting flip and swim on tape. I wet exited and Dan rolled the boat up, sputtering how hard it was to roll that time. Some months later, Barry sent me a copy of the video he had made, and I found out why Dan had had such trouble. I was hanging on to the hull of the boat while swimming through the waves while he was trying to roll it up! Marge Cline Hi BWA! Rivermom from Chicago Whitewater Association here. Happy Birthday to you! Don asked me to reminisce about how BWA and CWA got to know each other. I agreed because it gives me a chance to say thanks for some pretty neat memories in years past and the chance to congratulate another paddling club on an important anniversary. (CWA celebrated 30 years old also, a few years back). We first met a BWAer at a local race in 1979. Charles Andre from Lexington was in the Chicago area working for the EPA during the construction of one of our expressways. He showed up at the race on the Des Plaines River where a few of us were running safety in our kayaks below a dam. It didn’t take much for him to introduce himself as another paddler and one thing led to another and soon we had exchanged addresses and phone numbers and he had promised that his club, BWA would be happy to show us some new rivers if we let them know when we could come to the area. The following year, a few of us traveled to the Big South Fork of the Cumberland, a river new to all of us, but very familiar to bluegrass paddlers. Charles, Ed Puterbaugh and Jerry O’Connor met us at Leatherwood Ford. (I continue this with words excerpted from the trip report published in The Gradient)…” We found our campsite before dark after driving down a mountain on a road which looked like it was ready to fall off the grade at any moment. When we first glimpsed the river on the way down, we were impressed; this was a big river, not just a stream. The rain began shortly after dinner and it was still raining in the morning. We had dread thoughts of “could we still get out of this canyon after a rain?” We decided to abandon our campsite and wait on higher ground. Chances were good, since there was no other way in, we’d meet them on their way in. Sure enough, we found each other and headed for a local restaurant to chow down before setting up the long shuttle. We learned about the river we were about to run with the BWA, including the fact that the Big South Fork had been nominated for inclusion in the National Wild and Scenic Rivers Act, and the park service was already in the process of acquiring the land. The BWA paddlers were happy to have the protection and improvements this would bring, but felt quite uneasy about having “their” river spoiled by the influx of John Karch recalls the following about paddling with BWA: This is the first time I remember meeting some BWA paddlers on the river. They were below an innocent little one foot drop and were hollering that I should run it sideways. I did, but didn't lean enough and it flipped me immediately upstream. There must have been a shallow rock because I immediately felt a hammer blow to the left side of my helmet (and it felt exactly like someone took a hammer and swung it against the side of my helmet). I rolled up, but was amazed my head was still attached. Another memory of the BWA boys was their famous "steak on a stick". They had set up a campfire - no gas stoves or anything, they believed in roughing it. They had then sharpened the end of some sticks to a point and stuck on what looked like a 1 lb ribeye steak on each one. They then proceeded to roast the things over the fire like marshmallows. Didn't see any vegetables, so I don't know what they had to eat with it. One of the more memorable trips was when we went down to the Obed-Emory system during TVA week (around Easter). We had agreed to hook up with some of the BWA boys to do Crab Orchard creek. They knew the put-in so we were following them down a dirt road when we see a whole caravan of cars led by a hearse coming at us from the opposite direction. The hearse stopped as we drew up along side and told us the river was in 6 Spangler and Barry Grimes were close to his energy level. flood stage and too high - they weren't going to do it. The BWA boys immediately said, "Sh__ - we're gonna do it!" So we followed them to the put-in with our CWA contingent and put in below the bridge. We couldn't put in above the bridge because you couldn't float under it - the water was too high. Ah, yes, I remember y’all well. Thanks for the memories… and have a happy celebration and many more years in the fast lane. Love to all, Rivermom aka Marge Cline The river was truly in flood stage. We came across one island that was plastered with a rainbow of open boats. The open boater group that was ahead of us had all wiped out in the high waves and the water pushed them up on the island. We also ended up in trouble as we had started weaving amongst the trees to avoid some vicious whitewater that we weren't familiar with. Unfortunately, one of our boaters wrapped his kayak around a tree. He got out just before it folded, but sprained both knees doing it. Next day Bud came back to get it and found it about 4 feet above the water line. Elkhorn at High Water On January 23rd, three of the "out to lunch bunch" (Jerry 0', Renné le Don and I) along with 9 Louisville boaters enjoyed the mighty Elkhorn “Chas” at about 7'. This is an approximation since the gauge on the bridge was under water. A few days later when the creek was lower, we extrapolated this level by using the bottom of the bridge deck as a reference point. Our group had gotten separated into smaller groups as it became evident that this was a "every man for himself" paddle. I followed Charles Andre from the BWA since he was a C-1 paddler and I figured he had a higher vantage point than I did. Worked pretty well as we both made it to the takeout. We then started counting people to see if everybody made it. We found out at the take-out bridge that another CWA paddler had lost his boat. He took a swim and his boat got stuffed under an undercut rock. I think he also managed to come back later in the week to retrieve it. Ordinarily, writing a trip report about the Elkhorn is rather mundane stuff, and I'm only doing it now because for some of the newer and maybe less experienced paddlers in our group, there are a few hazards unique to this water level. First, the portage around the dam is very dangerous, bordering on absurd. At this level, one should get to the left bank well upstream of the dam and climb through the trees to check out and plan the portage. The reason for this is obvious; you don't know what could be down there. When we were there there was at least one foot of water running over the concrete abutment that we It was one of my more memorable high water runs and I was usually drag/carry our boats over. The wide flat ledge and stairstepped type cliff descent to the water below dam was a shallow glad the BWA paddlers were with us. rapid, which was safe to walk through. Putting in is a real "trip". Not When I asked Tam Fletcher about BWA memories, she said the only do you have a horrendous churning mess of brown and white water to look at and listen to, but the eddy we normally use is a termifollowing: “The best thing I remember about BWA is the Film nal whirlpool. If this eddy doesn't get you, it will accelerate you pellFestivals. I went to the first one with Jennifer Jones (now mell into the Drowning Machine at the base of the dam. Put in well Jennifer Hearn) and on the way there we had a flat tire. When I below this mess and you will have a nicer day. found out she was another woman who knew how to change a tire herself, I was delighted! And how it rained in the tobacco barn, and how I got to meet William Nealy and actually talk to him and the best thing was Richard Smithers singing “She Wore Black Rubber!” Another characteristic that will catch your attention is that the creek is pushy at this level. In its power and speed, it is approaching big water character. This means that more advanced planning of your course through a rapid is a necessary and often times more muscle may be required to get where you want to go. Also eddies are fewer, more violent, and sometimes in different places from where they are at lower levels. At this level most eddies are in trees. For an inexperienced boater this can mean a nasty broach. (Ed. note, It's also pure hell on swimmers). Ah yes, the Women in Rubber!!!!!!!!! How they inspired me and other CWA women. We actually modeled a CWA group after them and called ourselves LIPs, i.e., the Ladies in Polypro. I became the coach of LIPs and promised to teach them everything I knew. LIPs actually put in an appearance at one of the FF and led the assemblage in a bunny hop into the pool. A CWA contingent usually attended the annual Paddling Film Festival. CWA paddlers/videographers/photographers have entered the competition a few times. I actually won an award back in the days before video – I shot super 8 movies in those days – and it still hangs on my wall today. CWA members were always included in the judging assignments during the competition and afterwards, attended the party. My interest in the film festival was two-fold: I loved the films and videos, but loved the party and dancing afterwards even more. It was generally the only event during the year where I knew there would be no lack of partners willing to rock and roll. Mike Weeks was unstoppable and Don Well,I’ve given all the warnings but there are some nice things about this level. If you don’t mind the portage you can easily run the Elkhorn twice in a afternoon. To me, the best thing about this level is that the waves are, in some places, four to five feet tall and you get a chance to experience the "feel" of what big water is like.I want to stress that the Elkhorn at seven feet is not big water in the sense that the New is at two feet and up, but only that it gives a novice boater a feel for the power of a relatively large volume of water in this creek. In conclusion, the Elkhorn. at seven feet should be run with caution; carry ropes, carabineers, etc., be very careful at the dam and stay close together. Rudolf the Red (Chas) from Bowlines March 1982 7 taining bits of neoprene and empty cans of rubber cement. I decided I had to be close. In the eighties the most excitement at River Festivals was centered not on seeing the latest boat but on seeing the “Women in Rubber”. What had started as an effort to provide some interesting entertainment for Saturday night at the BWA Clinic, turned into a phenomenon that included performances at River Festivals by the Women in Rubber, clothing with WIR art, stationary with WIR on it, articles in magazines like the AW Journal and even NPFF entries with stories about the Women in Rubber. William Nealy even took note of the Women in Rubber in one of his books. If you went boating and other paddlers found out you were with the BWA you were often asked if the Women in Rubber were around. The BWA was graced with a lot of beautiful and talented women who liked to paddle and have fun. The Women in Rubber certainly did a lot to make the paddling world aware of the BWA. I recognized the place from the classic “Raving Rubber” documentary - the hot tub was still bubbling and there was a bent and aged butler that hobbled up to me as I approached. I had to keep repeating my name and purpose for visiting until I was yelling into his ear, but by that time one of the women had come out of the house and nodded. She patted the old guy’s arm and sent him back to mind the dials and temperature gauges. I was struck by how little the years had changed this woman; she still had the grace and serenity that had been her trademark both on and off the water. She took me inside to the great room. “You’re Patti, aren’t you? So do you live here? Are all the Women in Rubber still here? Still boating?” I asked. “Well, I confess I mostly solo canoe now when I want to paddle,” Patti replied, “and the lower Gauley is about as much white water as I want to deal with. I’ve been teaching school and during the summers I come up here to train and make rugs.” Where Are They Now? It was then I noticed that the floors were covered in dark braided rugs, ovals and squares and rectangles. I went to admire one, and it was, well, squishy. “Are these neoprene?” I asked. It’s been quite a few years since the Women in Rubber have been seen (except in your dreams!) and so Bowlines decided it was time to check up on some of the women who wore neoprene like a second skin, who could slide down the tongue of the wildest rapid with a serene smile and a sly wink to the crowd of fans and who could slip into a micro-eddy with a twitch of a hip. “Well, I call them “Women on Rubber” rugs, but yes, they are. There was something so comforting about our old wetsuits that even when I got a drysuit for winter boating I just had to have them around. I can recycle old wetsuits and believe me, they hold up really well to all kinds of abuse.” Where were those women who had paddled whitewater like they were on a dance floor and danced like they were on drugs? They brought us songs like “Boat It” and “Every Stroke You Take” they entertained crowds of wanna-bes at the shore and drunken horny guys on the stage. How could they give that up? I had an idea was what kind of abuse could be performed on those rugs, but I knew that wasn’t why I was on the job. I needed to keep digging into the present whereabouts of the other women. “Do the others still come here to train? Are they here now?” Our chief, er, main correspondent, Chief, was MIA, so Bowlines had to send the stand-in reporter (that would be Patti paused a minute before answering. “You know we me) to investigate. I decided to go first to the training camp do like our privacy. Few people can find us here and that’s in West Virginia that had been their favorite hang out - if I on purpose. ‘Outside’ we have our own kind of a ‘witness could find it. I took Chief’s notes (“Turn left at the river”) protection program’ so we aren’t usually cornered or and started looking. Soon I found a large recycling bin conharassed by fans or old jealous lovers.” 8 “But the public wants to know - they need to know - where their beloved WIR are now. I don’t have to divulge your whereabouts, but they’d like to know what you all are doing,” I pleaded. women have a soft spot for loyalty and he would always have a place with them. “Lynn went to Hollywood and had a lot of luck in films. She did stunt work for a living and first descents for fun. She was so thin she had a special boat made for her and she could slip into places the ‘big guys’ just had to pass up. She didn’t do it for the glory - none of us did really, but for the challenge.” “Well, I guess I can tell you a bit about some of us. A few of the women ran out of rivers to run or men to sleep with here in the east and went west for new challenges. Sally had always been intrigued with the issues of non-verbal communication - she had a great personal body language, you know.” “And for the fans?” I asked, probing like a good investigative reporter should. I nodded, my mouth going dry. I remembered the message I got while she was dancing onstage. “Well, that was true when we were performing, but not now. Actually we did what we did - both boating and per“Anyway, she parlayed that into a degree in communica- forming - for the women who needed to know they could tion and she is practicing speech therapy of some kind paddle the hard stuff, too, if they wanted, and the men, who when she’s not paddling.” took themselves WAY too seriously.” “Paula went to the southwest and got into first descents on roller blades. She usually wears a inner tube - I think it is that same rubber-nostalgia I have surfacing, but she insists that it’s in case she gets into deep water. Frankly, she is known for getting in over her head, but she comes up smiling every time!” Another female voice joined the mix, “Yes, we laughed at them and ourselves.” “Pam?” I asked incredulously “Is that you?” She was dressed in a business suit. “You don’t paddle in that, do you?” “Bonnie got into drugs in a big way; she was a real high volume dealer.” Whoa, I thought, she seemed so... wholesome... “Yes,” Patti continued, “she’s one of the best pharmaceutical agents in the business. I think she does her boating each weekend on a yacht now with a much younger house boy than Frank, here.” Patti smiled gently and gestured to her ‘body guard.’ I could look out and see him still leaning against the deck railing, jerking awake every few minutes to peer around the grounds, on the look out for intruders. I had to think a boulder the size of a garbage truck could roll down the hill into the back of the house and he would’t know it until the walls collapsed around him, but I knew these Woman in Rubber Jan Atlee practicing her Tyrolean rescue skills. 9 clay and dirt, she’s running the Elkhorn to pick up trash.” “Are you kidding?” she scoffed, “It has to be dry cleaned. No, I’m a lawyer when I’m working - or rather I should say ‘an advocate.’ And of course I still love boating, but I meet enough sharks in my job. I paddle to relax.” “Who else is still around? Do you get together?” It was easy to get distracted by the subtle scent of glue and pheromones, but I had to stay focused for the sake of my assignment. Pam responded as Patti sank back into the couch and went back to cutting black rubber with a red backing into 1” strips. “Yes,” Pam agreed, “We all try to do our part. Lythia has worked on water quality issues for years.” “Anyway, back to your other question.” I couldn’t remember what it was... ”We try to meet once a year at least - we pretend it’s for the boating, but really we mostly shoot the bull (Bull Sluice? I thought), sing the old songs, toast Frank (!) and train the young women, our daughters, our interns in the fine points of being a true WIR.” “A few of us are staying here right now. Lynda is upstairs “You mean there are new Women in Rubber out on the working on her next rivers? Where are best seller, “The Kicking they? Who are they? Horse Code.” She was Can I meet them?” I up in BC for the past babbled in my excitefew months doing ment. research and now she’s settled down with her “Honey,” Pam laptop. We can’t disturb purred, “You just have her - she just comes out to go out there and for cappuccino, whole LOOK for them. wheat toast and green They’re out there. They tea. She looks are the strong ones, exxxhaused but happy, the funny ones, the if you know what I creative ones, the best mean.” Pam winked ones. They are all over and then I got it. I won- Bob Sehlinger getting socially connected with Women in Rubber Linda and Carole. the place!” dered if Lynda might need additional ‘inspiration,’ but decided that these women, if not Frank, wouldn’t let me near -- Respectfully submitted by her. ‘A Man in a Rubber (raft)’ “Jan added a sculpture studio down the hill from here and she’s working on life sized statues of the consummate paddler - remember her posters of the male and female paddler? This is like that only better. I swear I see a little glimpse of several of our old guard in her work - a hint of Dad, a ‘dandy don’ expression, that ‘come hither’ look that Carole used to perfection coupled with the capable C6 stance...” Pam smiled like she could see Cynthia in front of her right then, tough and strong. “Yes,” she nodded, “I can feel all of us within that hunk of plaster, slowly emerging.” Patti spoke up then “And when she’s not working with 10 Rich Lewis came to the BWA looking for fun and excitement. His early paddling gave him that, but he also found some good friends including one who eventually became his “honey” and wife. She also became a “flashier” paddler then him. But it has worked out and both are still together....unlike some other BWA marriages. Bravado..... and Age paddling 80 days a year; giving back to the sport through the NPFF, the Clinic, and more. It’s been a privilege to be here. Though a lifetime isn’t long enough to paddle all the rivers and play and work alongside all the people I wanted to meet. We all need to cherish each moment of friendship and river running, from morning shuttle to evening campfire. For the bravado and camaraderie of each river run needs an indelible place in our memories to be with us in 30 more years… Rich Lewis I can remember the roll sessions of 1979, when I first crammed my large frame into a small kayak (by 1979 standards). Uncomfortable fiberglass edges poking my legs and smelly uncured polyester resin from my first seaming job pulling the hair and skin off my calves. Volunteer BWA’ers helped me get my roll over 7 consecutive roll sessions (a slow learner for sure). Then we went for a trip down class II-III rivers where I learned with other newbies that getting lost on shuttles, swimming, campfires, and story-telling was part of the sport and every trip was a new river conquest. It felt lifethreatening and I never felt more alive. In reality, it rarely was lifethreatening (except for my pin under Camelback rock on the Clear Fork, but that’s another story). Why I Swam We’ve changed in 30 years. The people I mean. The young ones got “The Honey”, being flashier older and new young ones join us every year (3 cheers for the BWA Clinic). The older ones are a very varied group. Some of their boats are gathering dust. Some of their boats are running Class VI. But all of us remember when…. 6. Something bit my leg inside my boat. We remember “when” because it was the exciting part of our lives. Whether we succeeded at Class II or went to Class VI, paddling was the adventurous side of our personalities. We ran the Pillow or The Slot or Railroad and it made us feel competent to get to the bottom. In a world that didn’t always affirm our competency, a successfully run river could always do that. We pushed ourselves and it felt good and right. 11. The wind was too strong. And many BWA’ers gave back to the sport: countless river clean-ups, Film Fests, clinics, races, ad infinitum. It was a good and worthy thing in which to spend our leisure time. 16. My spray skirt had twisted and was pulling the hair on my chest (especially good for female paddlers). So where are we now, 30 years later? Same place, just better, I think. It’s a good place. Bringing in and nurturing young folks; developing our skills; being challenged by rivers new to us; enjoying the rivers that are like old friends; some not paddling much anymore but continuing the friendships that helped make us who we are; newbies In my 2 1/2 years of paddling with the BWA I have heard some very creative excuses for not rolling up after a flip. What is most interesting is the fact that the advanced paddlers seem to be the most creative, perhaps out of necessity. The following is an ongoing list of those excuses which I encourage others to add to with their own experiences: 1. I had to sneeze. 2. My paddle got caught in the weeds (especially good after 5' drops that have rocky bottoms). 3. My nose plug came off. 4. I lost/gained weight just month and my boat's too big/small for me. 5. My sneaker came off. 7. My control hand lost control. 8. My foot slipped off the foot peg. 9. I didn't want to show off. 10. I didn't want to get my new helmet scratched. 12. 1 got a cramp in my big toe. 13. My spray skirt had already popped anyway. 14. 1 still had bacon grease on my hands from this mornings' breakfast. 15. 1 thought it would be more exciting this way. 17. 1 couldn't decide whether to roll on my good side, my off side, or throw away my paddle and hand's roll only. Rich Lewis from Bowlines May 1982 On Swim Stories: “The difference between intermediate and expert boaters is their excuse.” Rich Lewis, Bowlines 11 part of the boating adventure. It was like carrying your boat a long way to the put-in or having a long flatwater paddle out. If it was a good run, it was worth it! The most legendary eatery was the one that was found during the famous “mystery” Don Spangler L to R: Dave Weiland, Mike Weeks, “Chief Kulka”, From the very early days BWA members, when not talking about weekend: “Gladys Gladys Breeden, Don Spangler, Wayne Catron, Breeden's”. Never would paddling, would talk about favorite restaurants that would be Chas Andre, DavieThomas, John Davis. you expect to find a place close to a given river. The lore of a restaurant with good food with to eat that was like your Grandma’s kitchen during a family gathgenerous portions at great price was passed down to newer ering. You helped yourself from tables, counters, and stoves covpaddlers, much as the lore of a great river run was. This was before chain restaurants were very common other than along the ered with bowls, pans, and skillets filled with country cooking. It’s location was a tightly coveted secret among a select group of interstate highways. Restaurants such as Joe & Ruth’s in BWA eaters. Somerset, Mildred’s in Wartburg, Ali Baba’s in Knoxville, The Rusty Fork in Elkhorn City , Brunnetti’s in Hurricane, WV, or the When we started providing food at the Spring Clinic, it did not Tellico Riverside in Tellico Plains provided us with good “road take long for our creativity and spirit of competition to come forth. food” and many a good story. We soon had Dad’s Dinner Theater, Sam’s Roast Pig and other memorable meals served up. For a while we had an eating comJoe & Ruth’s, positioned along HW 27,was famous in the early petition at the clinic. This was long before they became the fad days for it’s family style all you could eat for about 4 dollars. you see on tv nowadays. Contestants would get special t-shirts They would keeping bringing the fried chicken, roast beef, ham and catfish along with all the veggies till even big eaters like Dave with “Eat Off” art work. The best remembered contest was at the 1984 clinic eat off. It came close to being a disaster because we Moccia and Jim Ramsey had to holler “nuff”. had the contest before the students and instructors ate and we had not Mildred’s was central to all paddling in the Emory-Obed waterappreciated how much food the conshed. A breakfast of 2 eggs, hash browns and toast could be had testant could eat. for under a dollar. Add a biscuit and gravy it would still be under “Dandy Don” is the BWA’s longest active member. Since 1976 he has served in every office and is still active in club projects. He has canoed rivers throughout the US, Canada, and Mexico. The BWA And Food a buck and a half. In later years (after she moved to the center of town) just a couple of minutes away, she added the Wartburger. Good burger questionable name. I believe it is still served at the restaurant now called the Cumberland House. But some of the appeal was not just the food but folks like Mildred. We got to know them and they us. Mildred, always good of heart would care about you. One time when Beuren and Patty Garten were doing some 20º winter camping at Frozen Head she pleaded with them to come stay at her house. When they refused, she gave them a big thermos of hot chocolate to take with them and told them her back door would be unlocked if it got too cold during the night. “Officially it was a tie between Gerry Hey and Rick Weeks,6 lbs of food in 30 minutes followed by OT... there was compelling evidence , but never confirmed that Dad, who managed Rico, added weights to the bottom of Rico's tray at the onset, removing them later AND that Rico vomited during the dessert triple overtime....Frank Loudermilk, Commissioner of Eating The Tellico Riverside Restaurant in Tellico Plains was not only popular with paddlers for it’s roast beef sandwich, but in the early days we would call them and they would run across the road to see how much water there was in the Tellico. (You might want to ask Barry Grimes what his Winnebago was like after an early morning visit from Gerry Hey.) Yes, sometimes the food could be disappointing, but it was all Nov/Dec04 A Different Type of Hamburger Stand Mike Molnar would like to run the Elkhorn with a grill some some hot dogs in his canoe. He would find a good spot on an island What might amaze you is some of these “hole in the wall” type eating establishment could get national recognition. One example about halfway down and stop for his hot dog feast. Margavage can pull out a grill and some brats from his van in the blink of an is Lou’s in Sunbright, Tennessee. Among other things things eye. Members like Mike and Dave are among a number of BWA Lou’s is known for good burgers, some which have been eaten members who still carry on the BWA tradition with Boating and by the BWA. Alton Brown from the Food Channel “Good Eats” Food. just did a story on Lou’s on his new program “Feasting on Other related story links you may want to read: Asphalt”. I am not sure how he found Sunbright let along Lou’s, but he did. Sept/Oct01 Class VI... Pass the Gravy! 12 Thirty Years of BWA Fun-damentalism Jerry O”Connor These people are crazy, “middle-age crazies” someone used to say... But I didn’t find out until it was too late. The statement did not appear to be subject to debate. What other kind of person shows up at work on a rainy day with a big smile on their face, (not counting those who own stock in auto-body shops)? tact person for the club, duly noted in Appendix I. My recollection of that first meeting, at Ed Puterbaugh’s house, is a little better than that of the last long miles on the Elkhorn. Three things stand out from that fateful evening… the bow, or maybe it was the stern, of a canoe standing on it’s severed mid-section in a corner of the living room; a home video of kayaks somewhere in Tennessee performing a peculiar maneuver called an “ender”, and Sam Moore announcing a practice session for throwing ropes and paddling kayaks at his place the following week. I had never been in a kayak before, so there I was and the rest is history, but not all of it has been recorded. There may be some who would prefer that it remain unrecorded. Some things Maybe I was crazy too. Amply armed with Bob Sehlinger’s first are just better when they are told around the campfire, after “Canoeing and Kayaking Guide to the Streams of Kentucky”, throwing the cap away. Like being left on the side of highway freshly published in my home state, I prepared for my assault on 27 after sitting in the back of a station wagon drinking beer for the mighty Elkhorn. Even before moving to Lexington I had the past two hours, or waking up with a caravan of jeeps runbeen attempting to make a run on the Rockcastle. It was only ning right by the tent on a rainy morning at the Big South Fork years later that I recognized the wisdom of the outfitter who (was that really a clinic?), or witnessing the taming of a noisy refused to let us take his canoes on what surely would have late-night high-octane bonfire licking the bottom of the old bridge been a fateful trip that snowy November day. But I digress… at the Nemo Hilton, or trying to stay awake after leaving That’s what happens to old farts after their brain cells have been Mildred’s on the way back to Lexington, (adrenaline charging by more than adequately fortified with Wild Turkey for a number of rogue truck drivers optional!), or witnessing the birth of the years… Women in Rubber, or using a z-drag to extricate a “4-wheeldrive” Isuzu from the tangled brush on a shortcut shuttle… But So, one drizzly gray March day, two graduate students from UK again I digress… I like to digress. It’s such a pleasant diversion showed up at the put-in for the Class II Whitewater Section of from my obligation at work to be obsessively convergent. My Elkhorn Creek. Having no native knowledge of the area, we left tenure at UK did not last near as long as my association with the my VW Squareback parked in what looked like a safe place, on BWA, and I don’t regret it for a nanosecond! river right near a church that later seemed like way too many miles downstream of the conventional take-out. My friend’s So what does Mustang brought us uneventfully back to a reunion with my 15’ any of this BWA Sea Nymph waiting for us at the Forks, the cold aluminum wet stuff have to do with anticipation in the cool moist springtime Kentucky air. Are with fundameny’all with me so far? Any questions?? talism1? My point exactly! Well, y’all know what happens next. Make sure the keys don’t get locked in the car and hit the water! Yahoo!! Rocks, holes, During a recent waves, turns, and we didn’t look back or slow down until we got discussion of the to Old Grand-Dad’s pool. Dam, that was fun- hope it keeps up! dogmatic The sporadic drizzle had already inured us to the cold splashes approach adoptcoming in, and we were feeling pretty good for a couple of guys ed by some trip leaders, my response was that they were obviwho had never been in the same boat before. It was like that ously not affiliated with the BWA school of thought. They would point in the Jimmy Buffet song right before he says, “and that’s not have survived the final exam! I still remember the couple when I first saw The Bear”. We hit the haystacks at full speed that gave up and went home after the group had been traveling and they came right in and made themselves at home. Then for over an hour and changed its collective mind at least three they brought in a bunch of their friends and had a party- brought times before making a final decision of which reach to run. That us right down to their level in short order. What fragments of our might have even been the day we ran Potters Falls… When clothing that weren’t wet before were wet now. The water dripthe Emory-Obed system is up there are no wrong answers! I’m ping from us harmonized with what was dripping on us, and we proud, (notwithstanding my exceptional humility) to be an alumpaddled, and paddled, and paddled downstream. The only nus of the one and only Bluegrass Wildwater Association! thing I remember now is getting colder and colder. (You might think I’d at least remember that wave-hole rapid where Chief dis- jerry o’ located his shoulder and I wrapped my M.E. around the tree. class of ‘79 Where was Old Grand-Dad when you really needed him?! 1. Fundamentalism, as opposed to fundamentals, such as eddy Well, clearly, we survived our hypothermic experience. I don’t turns, peel-outs, and ferries know if my friend ever paddled again, but I was at the next BWA meeting after finding a phone number for Katie Keene, the con- 13 Some snips of BWA history.... Kent Kirchner First President of the BWA Kent was one of the first if not the first member to paddle the Colorado thru the Grand Canyon. His 8mm movies of this trip were often our program at meetings, Kent providing the rapid by rapid monologue with the rest of us in awe at the size and length of the rapids. Kent had a VW bus that we often rode in on paddling trips. A VW bus, loaded with paddlers and boats, going over Jellico Mt. in the days before the interstate was finished goes very slow. We would not reach the NOC till 1:30 or 2:00 in the morning. A great many of our early members worked at the UK Medical Center, and Kent was doing his internship there. Kent is now Chief of Staff, VA Medical Center, Jackson, Miss. The Famous Hot Tub Clinic Jan Atlee The Soul of Art for the BWA Jan was the club artist for the BWA. Yes some others, including William Nealy, did some art for the club, but no one did more art and captured the spirit of the BWA over the years like Jan. She did art for the NPFF, the Women in Rubber, designed the basic logos we still use today for the BWA and Bowlines, not to mention cartoons, T-shirt designs and many other pieces of art. She is also one of the many members that came to us from the Medical Center at UK. She was a medical illustrationist for UK before she was promoted to running the department. When the someone in the BWA decided they wanted to do something they found a way to do it. Ed Puterbaugh had access to a hot tub one year and found a trailer to bring it to the clinic. The idea was that it would be nice to sit in a hot tub and soak after a full day on the river. Well, it was, but the shortcoming was getting the water hot in the tub. With enough bodies in the tub the water warmed up some, Jan paddled mostly canoe and C-1 during her active period not that those in the tub were in any condition to feel. It did with the BWA. She left Kentucky for a brief period but now is pursuing art in her studio near Georgetown on the North provide for some wild entertainment that night though! Fork of the Elkhorn. She still loves to paddle when time permits. Thanks Jan for all you have done! 14 Jan learned to paddle a C boat by determination and persistance. She is passing that love of the river on to her two daughters, who may pass it on to thier kids and it started with the BWA! My First BWA River Trip Jan Diebold Busse The earliest memory I have of a BWA river trip was back in March, 1981 and we were headed to the free flowing watershed of the Emory-Obed rivers. Stories of menacing rapids filled my filled my brain after listening to crusty, veteran boaters I had met only recently while taking roll sessions in a steamy, enclosed pool at a YWCA. I did not really know what this new sport of kayaking was all about, I just knew that I missed the wide open ocean and brisk winds of sailing which I had enjoyed while in college on the coast and in middle Kentucky this seemed to be the only other means of getting out into water and hanging with folks who appreciated a cold beer (if Rum wasn’t available) after a hot day as much as I did. I did not know much except that it was important to maintain good posture and attempt a roll if I flipped the borrowed C boat I would be paddling. I did have the good sense to bring a tent, sleeping bag, food, and the very necessary 12 pack of cold beer in the cooler to whet my thirst after the trip and to while the evening hours at the campfire away. Wartburg to buy a really cheap, orange, kid-sized one for me. Sam really didn't think I should paddle with it, but Charles and Mike assured him that I'd be ok. I will never forget the humiliation of being a woman paddling a manly C-boat (one that looked like it had been built to accommodate Landis' testosterone load it was at least 13 feet long and the largest penile shaped boat I remember) with a little kid's neon orange life jacket on. I definitely felt like a drafted soldier being officially inducted into the river annals fraternity, as there were maybe two other women on the trip, one being Sam’s wife, Karen. I set out on the river, paddling with as much determination as my bent, aching ankles would permit as I did not want to be an additional liability by becoming a dreaded Swimmer. The Emory was relatively smooth, not too much to upset the boat as long as you paddled hard through the rapids. I received a small confidence boost from Charles who kept telling me I looked good in neon orange. I also received good pointers from Sam attempting to teach me what an eddy was. I also remember being glad that at least I had brought my own tent and 12 pack of beer. The river was great, Sam was a good teacher, Charles and Mike helped by demonstrating what to do or what not to do. Later that night (I don't remember details, but at some point in a routine BWA post river alcohol binge, Mark Wilson and some others hoisted I had to borrow everything for the river trip itself (boat, paddle, Sam's C-boat up in helmet, life jacket etc) from Terry Weeks. Upon arrival at Sam a tree about 20 or Moore's house, I received a large net bag of gear, to include 30 feet using Sam's spray skirt etc…, and upon an order issued by General Sam, placed it in the back of Don Spangler’s car. I specifically remem- throw rope. I will Janet doing a big bow draw on never forget his ber being awed at how Sam cracked orders to all those arriving Mineral Creek in Alaska face the next mornand systematically, an odd assortment of multicolor rope and ing. His eyes were the size of big chocolate moon pies and his bungy cords wrapped the boats onto racks. The paddles were literally attached to racks along side the boats with a mystical set face was a bright shade of strawberry red. I remember thinking how funny the "be responsible for you own gear" message of odd-looking knots composed primarily of half hitches. Somehow all of the boats were successfully loaded on a variety seemed that morning! I think it delayed us getting to the river a of vehicles and a trailer and we were off. I remember wondering good half hour. We paddled that Sunday, my confidence slightly better and I ran Widowmaker successfully. what I was getting into as I loaded up in Don’s station wagon with the rustic roof racks that were adhered to the roof strictly by I knew after that trip that I was hooked on canoeing/kayaking-it the forces of gravity (no apparent device holding it down). The didn't matter if I would ever be good. The stories alone would boats were of a variety of vintages, mostly fiberglass, with ragged points at the bow, some had duct tape holding either the more than make up for it, along with plenty of interesting boaters to observe. Then there was the river experience itself, an opporstern or bow together. Most had extra tape here and there to tunity to hone decision-making skills, improve physical conditionprevent leaks. The majority were kayaks and the buzz was ing, but mostly an opportunity to be outside on a river, away from about laying up new ones in Sam’s backyard. I quickly realized the crowded city. In addition, there was an entirely new vocabuthat boats were like cheese. The aged fiberglass boats with lary that only a boater could understand, a fraternity built in calm multiple patches, and scratches were probably the ones you waters and in tough, dangerous rapids, but a camaraderie that wanted to be around if you were interested in a good story with would always prove interesting and endearing. a glass of wine. When we got to the river I had everything I needed except the critical, drown proofing, life jacket. I will never forget how ticked off Sam Moore was about that, giving me a succinct, but humiliating lecture in being “responsible for one’s own gear even if it was borrowed”. Thankfully Mike Weeks drove all the way to Links to related Bowline stories: Jan/Feb00 The BWA Spring Clinic:Confessions of a First-Time Paddler NovDec99 The Novice pg 7 15 course to learn how to do pop-ups. There were so many trips, clinics, rivers, and experiences - Ocoee, BSF, Obed, Lower Gauley, Cheat, the New, the Drys of the New (so many boulders and great drops), Nolichucky, Yough, Potomac, Chattoga, Nanny, Maddy, etc. And of course, the Elkhorn for quick winter trips. So many campgrounds and so many restaurants - Mildred's (Don - did you go there only for the banana pudding?) and the Blue Heron on the way back home. John, moved to Oregon a few years ago, but his heart and mind still turns to his paddling days in the Southeast with the friends he has in the BWA. It Was The Tribe That Kept Me Sane John Dougherty I can't tell you how important the BWA was to me in the 80s and the early part of the 90s. It was the tribe that kept me sane and helped me recover from a week of taxing work - it was such a completely different experience to be on a river that demands complete presence of mind and to be there with such great people - for me it captured some pre-industrial age tribal spirit that nourished in some fundamental way. Of course, tribes have their rituals (taking students down Nemo for the first time), and their gods and goddesses (the former with a six-pack and the latter dressed in rubber). I missed the tribe so much that when I was on sabbatical in DC for 12 months, I spent most of my weekends meeting up with BWA folks in WPA or in WVA, and of course had to come back to Lexington for Barry and Cynthias's New Year's eve party to welcome in 1988. It was Beuren who finally convinced me to try whitewater boating. I had been a flatwater - northern minnesota - treking portaging - mosquito-eating boater before moving to Lexington in '73. Beuren had been suggesting that I try WW boating for years before I finally said yes. One of my early trips in '81 or '82 was on the Chattoga in flood, where Beuren assured me that it would be no problem to take my double-hulled plastic lake-boat, with no way to brace my self in and with no flotation, down Bull Sluice. Look at the size of that eddy at the bottom - and . . . I'll be down there with a throw rope. Of course I was reassured, and of course I was trashed in the hole - but true to his word Beuren pulled me out of the river before I got to Augusta and those nice folks in Savannah sent my boat back real soon. At the post-film festival parties, nobody, but nobody, ever, ever, came close to beating me and Lythia Metzmeier in the swimming pool dance contests. Of course boating makes folks much better dancers, but I have to say that we were outstanding in spontaneous and unrehearsed gyrations in everything from dirty dancing to latin beats. There should be a plaque at the swimming pool honoring our accomplishments during those professional-level performances. Hanging around with Sally Rose and taking all those great road trips with her were great and varied experiences. On one trip we paddled a wilderness river in Ontario in the morning and were at a Eurythmic's concert (still dressed in polypros, that evening). Even though I am so far away and am not good at staying in touch, I still feel connected to every BWA member that I've ever shared an eddy, a beer, or a dessert buffet with. You are in me still. A few mysteries remain: Who is the clinic wrestling champ? How many beers does it really take to get from the stadium parking lot to Tsali or Frozen Head campground? Who has not gotten fooled by double-suck? Is there a way to get down pure screaming hell in an open boat without getting two tons of water in the boat? What ever happened to the devil worshipping - child sacrificing cult that used to hang out in the abandoned railroad tunnels on the road to the BSF? The answers are still out there, I believe. For about 3 decades if you wamted a new boat, camping equipment, or anything to have fun in the outdoors you talked to “Tubbo”. He was always “in the know” because of his knowledge and contacts in the industry. Not only did he sell everything you needed, he was an activive paddler and outdoor enthusiast who used all the toys Buying a boat designed for whitewater (Nolan Whitesell's 50th Pirhana) made doing those rivers so much easier, espe- he told you about. A friend to all of us since the days of cially after going to Madawaska. I also bought a Gyramax C- SAGE in the 70ies our outdoor pursuits would not have been as much fun without him. Thanks Tubbo! 1 from Ed at RiverSports, for which I actually took an NOC Steve “Tubbo” Morgan Purveyor of our Toys 16 “Chief” is a unique character in his own right. He came to the BWA with aspirations on becoming a stock broker or something like that.. But after swimming the Tellico for PM Magazine and Sam Dick (...but not as much) he succumbed to being a boater as his main interest in life. His story about Dave Weiland reflects how he and all of us from those days will always have a spot in our hearts and memories for “Dad”. saw a nice looking lady in her early forties (close to his age) with her younger daughter ( near my age) camping he boldly introduced us as Father and Son. It didn’t seem to work on the Ladies that night, but it really did seem to fit our relationship at the time, and it stuck. As I came to know Dave more and more he became much like a father to me, often coun- The BWA’s Most Colorful Character Of All Time “John “Chief” Kulka Over the course of its somewhat brief history, the BWA has seen many a colorful character come and go. This is a recollection of perhaps the BWA’s most colorful character of all time Dave Weiland, better known as “Dad” or Daddy or Pappy to some people; there will never be another quite like him. I first met Dave in 1980 at one of his first and my first BWA meetings at the Joe Bologna’s on Southland Drive in the Spring or Summer of 1980. He was married at the time, living near Danville working for a food service company. Both he and his wife were open boaters, hence I did not go out of my way to get to know him. As luck would have it that summer was extremely dry with next to nothing in boating opportunities available for a green rookie like myself My work scenario had me away from the Lexington scene until the Spring of 1981. The next time I remember Dave was at a BWA Safety Symposium that the club sponsored maybe in the Spring of 1982. Jerry Hey spotted him stumbling down the aisle at the event and said, “see that guy, I think he is definitely party material”. Over the course of time, Dad would prove Jerry’s observation to be most astute. I remember a bash that evening involving lots of old-timer BWA types out at Todds Road, back when the club tradition was to open a bottle of Wild Turkey 101 and immediately toss the cap. The BWA gained instant notoriety on a national level amongst paddlers. Sometime after this event I begin to paddle more frequently with Dave, we both had an affinity for playing hooky from work during the week to paddle. Though Dave was a line boater the fun usually did not start until after the river had been run. Camping in the woods, drinking “Wodka”, embellishing true and untrue stories (usually about women), and cooking a night’s meal over a campfire, were the things “Dad” really enjoyed most. It was during one of these early trips together that Dad became Dad, It happened one night camping at Frozen Head while paddling the Obed. Like most horny healthy males, Dad was always trying to score. He would always think up the most novel ways to gain an angle to do such. When he seling me on life’s problems. I always felt proud when he introduced me as “his son”, perhaps filling a void left by my real Father’s death some ten years prior. He would go on to adopt more sibs into his family and even give them names such as my bastard son, etc. Hopefully these memoirs and anecdotes will inspire others to write. The Japanese Revenge Weekend It all started out during the middle of the week, perhaps the first time Dave & I played hooky together, when he came up with one of his brilliant ideas to solve shuttle logistics. We would borrow a mini-bike /moped from the son of one of his employees and nm our own shuttle. The kid in Danville cranked it up in his yard, let Dad drive it around some and then gave him a tutorial on how to start it, shuttle problem solved. On down US 27 we did ride in the Supertruck (a mid sixies Chevy pick-up with a campertop) to the O&W bridge, we would paddle the BSF the next day. We made a fire, content in our superior intelligence and problem solving skills. Next morning after coffee (Dad was severely addicted to caffeine) we pulled the shuttle savior from the 17 back of the truck After numerous attempts and profanities neither Dad nor myself could get it to start, much less run our shuttle. Our day was somewhat salvaged by running the canyon section a couple of times. That afternoon, we packed it up for the Obed and drove to Frozen Head to camp. As we made the turn off TN 62 a backhoe pulled out of the prison shop into the path of the supertruck. I was at the helm and swerved to miss the backhole placing the truck into a ditch leaning at about a 45 degree angle. Crawling out the window I stepped on Dad’s face, he would embellish this story with the smell of gasoline etc. making it sound more perilous than it was, but that was Dad. The guard / foreman of the prisoners took the leg chains off one of the cons, hooked itto the Supertruck and pulled us from the ditch. with the backhoe. Away we went on with our date with destiny. becoming grounds for their divorce. The Squad Car was actually a series of vehicles driven by Dad that were also known by him as the “Company Car”. He purchased special racks that would leave no tell rack scratches on the rain gutters. The racks were not to be seen by any one associated with his work much less with boats upon them. The name squad car came one weekend at the Chattooga River (Dad’s favorite river) one night of hard partying. This particular ride was a Caprice Classic and looked like, you guessed it, an unmarked cop car with boats. Our behavior that weekend if witnessed by the Police would have merited a ride in a Paddy Wagon. These corporate cars did not have the elan of the Supertruck nor perhaps of his most infamous rig the Hotel Truck. We pulled in to the park and there was mom and daughter doing the camping thing. Dave’s devious mind (penis) went to work; and came up with the Father & Son angle. As I mentioned before it did not work (like the moped) but it stuck and grew. The next day we ran something in the Obed. hiring a local, referred by a Mildred’s waitress, to run shuttle. That evening ( a Friday) we hooked up with some BWA folks and paddled for the rest of the weekend hauling the Moped wherever we went. By this time Dave had dubbed this hulk taking up space in the truck, reeking of gasoline “The Japanese Revenge”. Sunday evening we returned the “Japanese Revenge” to its teenage owner. Dad explained and apologized for screwing up the bike, but the kid looked at it and then cranked it up on the first try and began riding circles around us, to our utter shock. The Hotel Truck was perhaps the best and worst of all river vehicles ever to have traveled the Southeastern US and beyond. This Ford van had a huge cargo box behind the cab, that Dave lovingly added hinged storage boxes for gear with foam pads and carpet on top that could double as beds. He also suspended two more bed spaces about four feet above the cargo bays for sleep or more gear. It could haul upwards of eight boats with ease, if you could reach the racks. Five persons could ride in Winnebago type luxury and twelve or more could squeeze in for shuttles. Gas cost were prohibitive though, even when shared by the masses pooling their resources. One trip to the Rio Grande when a plug fouled or timing jumped, it ran out of fuel several times, it wasn’t a Miles Per Gallon equation but rather a Gallons Per Mile formula. Fortunately for my wallet I missed that trip, but I understand it was a classic Dad trip(as most were). This vehicle was not very stealth when it came to cops either. There was a tale of Ric Weeks talking himself out of a ticket while everyone in the back lay sprawled and passed out. Again I missed this (mis)adventure. Nonetheless when parked at a campsite, it was a party magnet. Many intoxicants were consumed in this vehicle perhaps making it the most popular of all vehicles ever known in the BWA. Strangers would comment in disbelief and admiration when Dad and family would stagger out at the put-ins & take-outs. The Supertruck, The Squad Car, The Hotel Truck Like many boaters we are often remembered not for the boats we paddle, but instead the wheels that haul our craft, Dad was no exception to this rule. As mentioned before The Supertruck was Dad’s original most cherished rig. It was about a 1965/66 Chevrolet with a camper. It wasn’t really pretty, kind of drab looking, yet it was held sacred in Dave’s eyes. He was convinced that it would go anywhere and would never die. The secret to its success was 30 weight, not multi weight, non-detergent oil, of which one could find a can under the seat on the passengers side. It was equipped with “the optional manual dome light” located in the ash tray. Yes, you got that right , you had to place or remove the bulb by hand; who would want a switch? Dad had a series of rules for his truck, perhaps previously released in “Bow Lines” which are a bit fuzzy. Failure to abide in these rules could lead to excommunication from his family or general ostracation. Although, I speculate, I believe that his second wife hated to be seen around his truck, thus Dad Quirks Dave used to describe all his gear in terms of how much it cost versus what it really might be for. His Tekna River Knife was the $50.00 knife, his Sling lite camp chair was the $75.00 chair, his Mad River Explorer was the $1000.00 boat “my Dick” bought to impress chicks as he took them down the Ocoee ala tandem style. His tent was A $ 350.00 North Face Bullfrog, that he used to try to get the opposite sex interested in, but most seemed not to be impressed with the tent. He was a gear junkie, rumor had it that Don Spangler, Frank Loudermilk, and Dad kept the old Sage store alive for a year or two longer than it could have 18 prophetic words, although many were “shocked” at the time. Do BWA meetings still get bogged down with Elkhorn arguments? Well I could go on and on about Dave “Dad” Weiland but suffice it to say he was one of the most dearest of fiiends and confidants I ever had the privilege of knowing for about six years of my life. Tragically, Dave drowned on the Crystal River in Colorado in the Summer of 1986. It was some of the saddest news I ever heard in my life; I was shook; I felt grief I cried lots. At the Memorial service on The Chattooga River; I got to meet Dad’s “real” family who showed me the same warmth and acceptance that Dave had done to me. For that I am very grateful Dad’s ashes were spread by his daughter Denise at Seven Foot Falls while his families said their good-byes. The Gyromax and a squirt C-I, his most noted runs were done in next time you run Seven Foot Falls, bear in mind that Dad’s a Mad River ME. Among them Section IV of the Chattooga ( spirit is there toying with some people’s runs (especially too many times to count), The Upper Gauley, and the Grand rafters helping others stay on line and smiling approvingly at all who seek adventure and’ escape on Pristine Rivers. Dad, Canyon as well as numerous runs at Potter’s Falls for the local fans. Perhaps not too Earthshattering by today’s stan- you might be gone, but I don’t think You’ll ever be forgotten; at least by me. dards; but considered quite a series of feats in the early 80’s. Perhaps a side that few people knew about Dave Links to related Bowline stories: was his advocacy for human rights after a visit to Chiapas paddling May/June00 Remembering two beloved BWA Paddlers the Rio Jatate’. He wrote letters to Senators, Congressmen etc. Nov/Dec99 Stacy King Remembered about the injustices that were occurring on the MexicanGuatemalan border. He also sent Christmas presents to the Children of some of the less fortunate locals he often hired to rum his shuttles. A particular driver that I know still speaks reverently of Dad and his generosity. To the unknowledgeable he could seem rough, crude, and honery, which he could be at times. He was not afraid to say what he thought often to the consternation of those who took an opposite view. Perhaps my favorite example of that occurred one BWA meeting when the dreaded discussion of The Elkhorn access came up, circa 1983 (boaters have had to buy land to resolve this issue just recently). Some people explained how they were talking with the Soffley’s to settle our differences, when they gave Dad the floor he stated, “I say we quit kowtowing to BWA Old Timers in the making at the 25th Reunion the b**** and take manners into our own hands”. Quite survived without them. Dad had his favorites too; his favorite river and trip was an overnighter on the Chattooga; he was extremely fond of any overnighter and loved to be king of the kitchen. His favorite band was The Eagles, he would ask strangers where ‘she came from” they were cool in his book if they could answer: Providence the one in Rhode Island. He loved to drink “Wodka” cocktails but ‘couldn’t smoke that skit”. He wore shirts with epaulets that made him look like an official of some type, once even confusing a college kid at Frozen Head into thinking he was THE Ranger and confiscating his joints. He felt Paddling was a form of therapy for him (I’m sure many of us would agree).. Although he C-led a 19 up. “Oh, you’re gonna run this.” As I enter my boat, Ed Puterbaugh holds a straight pin, vertically, and laughingly says , “ I bet I couldn’t get this up your ass with a sledgehammer . “ He too, was right. And, except for that 60 second parallel pin at the lip of the 17 foot drop, the run was clean. Don loses the pictures. Summers on the Ocoee. When there were no rafts, occasionally one other group ( Brothers) and Rich Lewis , who started 6 months ahead of me and has stayed there ever since. Talented, analytical, and the best of teachers. (No kidding, he taught the profoundly mentally handicapped, so it wasn’t ABC, but A1, A2, A3, until you got A, then B. We played follow the leader, trying to conjure the hardest lines so the one behind was hosed. We would paddle a week at a time and river was all ours. Thank you, Rich, Frank Loudermilk and Bless you. Another week at Madawaska . With the Chief, whom I had So Don asks me to write something for the 30yr BWA newsletter. taught to roll and deep scull. He was pitiful at first, but he never I am sitting on the deck at the put in of Lower Howard’s Creek. doubted himself. He would become an NOC guide and instructor. Buzzed by hummingbirds, serenaded by cicadas, with 4 drowsy About that time, as I had it bad for boating, I kept calling Sam dogs at my feet. Cynthia found this place for me, paddling up to Moore to take me somewhere that was too easy for him. Hey, you me at a pool session at the YWCA in Jan ’84. “ I found the perfect need to call Rich Williams. He was a student at Morehead who house for you.” She was right, as usual. had been calling Sam too. So Rich, aka Moose, and I went out I look down the trail and see my first boat, the original mirage and swam a bunch of class 2 stuff, effectively getting the two of us with plastic pillars, now planted with impatiens popping up through out of Sam’s hair. circular holes in the bow, stern and cockpit. I did an overnighter on Rich Lewis, Moose and I and another big group go to the Upper Gauley in that. Tubbo and I. Tub was a pro back then, Madawaska in “82. I am stoked. For advanced rating, you need to manager of ACE rafting. Talks me into a right middle run of Sweet’s clean 40 gates in a class 2-3 continuous rapid. We go there early Falls. (Last time, I was further right than I’ve ever been. Never even and paddle the Ottawa several times before the course. I had got my hair wet … Gee, I dunno, I never had any problems with even resorted to training. 2 1/2 miles lap swims, weights, runSweet’s.) Tubbo leads, jams his ning… So I sleep in the day of the test, missing the morning sespaddle in a rock and disappears sion. This was day 7 of paddling, and even God, right, took a day over the drop sans paddle. I am off. Our instructor is a totally buff 18 year old Dana Chladek, 4th in just behind him , pretty far right, the world at that time and future silver medalist in Barcelona and and IN the hole. Let’s just say, 30 Atlanta in whitewater slalom. Right off, she starts busting my balls lbs of gear in the stern of a 13 about missing the morning session. I am in the sack, mentally foot boat, with that hydrology, making every stroke through 40 gates. Never mind, I nailed the lends itself to a pretty dynamic course. “Maybe you should consider an exercise program?” says backender. Dana. Further down the trail is my The next day, Moose and I pull her boat, gear and gasping body second boat , another mirage , from Big McCoy. also filled with impatiens. Three Nov ’83, Grand Canyon. 30,000 CSF. I have never seen anyGrand Canyon trips, one at flood. thing like this. 20 foot standing waves. I am having a crisis of confiSo how do I summarize a dence. Moose is cool with the whole scene. So, I start hanging thousand days on the river and with him. He is now the Mgr of ACE on the New, and has been countless more partying with the BWA in the 2 pages our august boating 7 days a week. As we arrived at the top of some big drop, newsletter editor has allotted me? Moose would crane his neck, scouting then turn and look at me It was 1980. I was young, strong and possibly even handsome. I saying, “Hey Fat Boy, get up here and lead this drop.” I knew, borrowed Ken Pyles’ aluminum canoe, hitched the shuttle and ran deep down, Moose didn’t want to kill me. A few days of that, and the north fork of the Elkhorn by myself . I thought I was Lewis And my mojo returned. Clark . I was hooked. I get an ABS Mad River Explorer from Tubbo Did I mention Moose made the US team in Whitewater at Sage Outfitters in Louisville .Sam Moore outfitted it for me so it freestyle, competing in the “93 worlds? He boated 20 days on the could be rolled. (The first open boat to do the Grand, only a year Poudre last month. He will come to the reunion if his rock band is before.) not playing. As he is partial to the S8 235, I am making a plea to August 1980, a group of 13 attend Madawaska Kanu Kamp in our beloved club pres to spot him his boat. Ontario. I am the only open boat and am put in a kayak. I swim Summer “84 The Grand at 43,000… Big Water. my ass off for 4 days and am too tired to boat, if that’s what you call Observation. All my first swims were rescued by Don Spangler. it, on Friday. Attentive, safety-minded companion? Or jinx? To this day, who’s to Feb 17, 1981 first whitewater roll on the Elkhorn. It was cold. say? Spring “81 Crooked Fork. My first harder than class 2 run. I carry Oct “84. Barry Grimes discovers video. The lost Ocoee weekmy boat down below Potter’s Falls. A helpful friend carries it back It is unfortunate that Frank decided that being a doctor was a good way to make money. He would have made a great comedic poet. In fact, while he has had some tough competition from other wantabe poets in the club, he is often looked on as the poet laureate of the BWA. This is because of the fame of one of his major works of poetry, “The Ballad of McCauley B”. A River Runs Through It, No SH** 20 end followed by the first Costa Rica trip that December. We learn how the camera makes you brave. There are too many stories. Still hanging with B6, C6. That’s the first call I make .If something local is running, he knows. If he can go, he’s there. He usually is. We probably did 50-60 local runs in “04. He still shreds. Things I’ve seen from a boat….. Toucans, sloths, blue morpho butterflies, grey whales, whale sharks, sea lions, bald eagles, osprey, blue footed boobies, 4 species of carnivorous plants, mountain sheep, mink, fox, great horned owls, phosphorescent plankton at night, howler monkeys……Mike Weeks bathing. It’s a sport that’s a little bit dangerous. You drive a long way to get to some river. (As John Davis would reply to “How do you get to --any river “– you get in the back of somebody’s car, you drink a bunch of beer , and you’re there”) You spend the day paddling and looking out for one another. If somebody gets in trouble, everything stops. You spend the nights partying, camping and busting each others balls. It is an activity that lends itself to making close friendships. There is something about paddling that transcends ordinary consciousness. Carving a wave, simultaneously dynamic and still puts you completely in the Present. There is no other reality. There is no room for anything else. Not much has changed really. The boats are shorter. The camp chairs are bigger. But the older I get, the better I used to be. So Don, there’s your 2 pages, 26 years of BWA. The first 26, anyway…. frank And they heard a scream Like a horrible dream, and the tent did heave and twitch. And they heard a shout Get the f___ out! I’m gonna kill that son of a bitch! And there he stood Feeling quite good, His urine flowing free. And said out loud Quite fierce and proud Don't ever f___ with me. McCawley B. Like a big oak tree, Had muscles like hard stone. He could row and drink Like the missing Link Had children of his own. And the ground would quake And his comrads shake the battle would ensue. All who would hear would cry in fear As he gave the mouse his due. That very night We heard of the fight, And humbled we all felt. And we gave the man A hearty hand And a championship belt. McCawley B. We could all see Was tottering on the sand His Bloodshot eyes As big as pies. His flashlight in his hand. He swung and missed Then growled and hissed. As the interloper fled. He tossed and moaned Then he flailed and groaned "I’ll bash its f______ head." A belt of gold We are told Silvered, rubied, and pearled. A fitting catch For he won the match Of loser leave the world. He'd had too much Of beer and such And simply too much fun He waved goodby What a strange guy. He thought his day was done. He raised his arm With little charm And pounded hard away. The mouse it thought If it got caught, That it would die that day. He beamed with pride And glowed inside, As the new champ was crowned With balls as large As a river barge And a d___ that could drag the ground. The fire grew dim And I looked at him As he ambled off to bed He could little know What lurked below Waiting to be fed. McCawley B. So filled with glee, He dropped his jungle hat. He took his aim Then nailed his game And squashed the bastard flat. When tales are told of the brave and bold On the Colorado River. Of deeds so daring And downright scaring Crown men start to shiver, He unzipped his tent His energy spent and lay down for a rest. He closed an eye And heaved a sigh, Then the Beast ran over his chest And we would see That McCawley B. A boatman brave and true. Was tough enough And up to snuff To mash that mouse to goo. He stands alone A class of his own, A light for the world to see, A hulk of a man With massive glands And his name is McCawley B. Like desert plain where cacti reign, The mousie must have thought. He little knew By this miscue, What vengence he had wrought The Mouse just slain Had felt no painAnd McCawley had to pee. With heartfelt loss And a mighty toss, He burried it at sea. Bowlines Jan/Feb 84 The Ballad of McCauley B. (Rated R) 21 John Davis came to us from Wisconsin much as you expect someone from that state: He knew how to make Usingers sausage (American’s finest) and drink lots o’ beer. We got him to enjoy Kentucky food (beans and cornbread) but he never really handled his bourbon too well. (ha!) He use to bring big batches of Usingers sausages back from his Wisconsin visits that we would cook in beer and butter before we grilled them and wash them down with beer. Nowadays he comes back to visit Kentucky, not so much for the food (he is a Californian now you see), but to visit his friends in the BWA. You might say we have become an important part of him and he a part of us. If you want to witness video as art, view some of the video he has entered in the NPFF over the years. My favorites were “Heart of Dampness” and “Dawn Ballet”. John’s professionalism as a videographer taught us a lot about what to look for in the entries at the NPFF. I learned at my first clinic that that even being underfed and pissed off, the BWA were cool in the face of a crazed man with a long barreled pistol. I learned that canoes are noble crafts that can run anything a kayak can. I learned not let Don pool the extra resin in the hull of my boat. I learned breathing Vinyl Ester resin will make you loopy when you scream curse words doing the inside seems on a glass C-1. I learned that you will have both booties sucked off if you miss a stroke on the Ottawa River and go into Big McCoy’s hole. I learned that it’s more shameful to not throw the Wild Turkey cork away than it is to be found in the woods sleeping with your pant’s around with your knees ( Not Me) I learned Bo Diddle will run your shuttle at the Caney Fork. Always great to see you John! This I Have Learned John Davis My first encounter with the BWA was at the forks of the Elkhorn. I had bought a canoe, an OCA from Tubbo in Louisville. I bullshitted him about how much paddling I had done. I don’t think he bought it but was happy to take my money. I had floated a section of the Greenbrier in West but God. It was class 2/3 at best and yes, we were drinking. So, yes I was an experienced paddler …wasn’t I? A few weeks later, after surviving Prince to Thurmond on the New and scanning Bob Sehlinger’s “Canoeing& Kayaking Guide to Kentucky” I saw that the Elkhorn was white hot! (My words.) So…on Saturday my girlfriend Heather and I threw the boat on my 65 Dodge Dart and headed towards Franklin County in the rain. It was at that time there was a convergence. Me being a moron, The Elkhorn running at 3.5 ft and rising and Ed Puterbaugh being wise and waiting on a shuttle in the rain. Thankfully, Ed saw through my posturing that I had a clue, (“What dam?”) and suggested the creek might be a tad high. Ed invited us to a club meeting the following Tuesday. So with that kind act Ed and his group were kept from participating in a body recovery(Heather and me) and I found the tribe known as the BWA. The meeting was fun. Sat next to Don and Burean and across from Charles Andre and Jerry O’Conner. Who would have thought that that one act would create lifetime friends, decades of adventure and more memories and stories than I can recall. So, what have I learned about the BWA and it’s myriad of characters? John taping Kent Ford & Charlie during making of river safety video “Whitewater Self Defense”. I learned that if YOU think it is class 5…it is. I learned to turn left at the goat on top of the VW bug to find Gladys Breeden’s restaurant. I learned Mildred had the best biskets and gravy. I learned that you will lose your pals to illness and that you have to smile on their memory and go on. I learned how to drink a cocktail through a head net on the Sand River I learned an overnighter on Sections 2,3 and 4 of the Chattooga with Burean and Don is the best! I learned to never leave the cooler of beer at the put in. I learned to trust my friends with my life. I learned you can backendered 6 times in a single hole on Benson Creek at Flood. I learned when Rick Weeks runs you over with his jeep. You have to get up and boat the next day. I learned I can find a chiropractor every day in upstate New York after I pop my neck out on the Hudson Gorge. 22 was wrong. I learned that dancing with Lythia, Cynthia and Sali Bob in the rain and ankle deep mud at the Gualey festival is real partying. I discovered this anomaly early in the class when Dale Perry brought in his fake dog poop to throw on the classroom floor. After this incident, when discussing first aid, I couldn’t talk about prophylaxis without Tim Miller giggling like a girl. Then there was Bill (Beel) Lynch who mentioned his full sized blow-up doll during our discussion of inflatable devices. At one point I actually had to stop class and reprimand everyone for constantly straying from their assigned tasks, the whole time thinking, “These guys are old enough to know better.” I was wrong. I learned that Don will flush through a narrow sieve as we ignored him swimming while we surfed it up. But his watch won’t. I learned that when you are swimming into Lower Kenny at 6 ft. and Sam Moore sez “John, you have to let go of my boat now. Don’t worry, you have a real good line”, you must have faith. I learned that if you put your tent too far out in the woods to find it… you can find warmth under Mike Weeks family tent. I learned Ed is the HEAD Puterbaugh. I learned you can lose one of you best friends on the Crystal River in Colorado. I learned the “Worm” was a sweet surfing open boat. I learned that Hard Tongue Falls on the Tygert Gorge was a simple move for a lefty C-1’er, but it is still was scary. I learned that Chief’s two favorite beers are free and cold. I learned that they do things different in Polk County Tennessee. The water skills portion of the class seemed to go better. The BWAers were actually paying attention. They asked to see demonstrations of the water skills. Then they asked to see them demonstrated again. I thought, “Well, they might not pick things up as quickly as my 16-year old students, but at least they care about learning the skills correctly.” I was wrong. I learned Upper Potters Falls was easier before breakfast. As it turns out, the “victim” for these demonstrations was my cute, 22I learned I miss the rivers of the Southeast, Frozen Head and year old, well-endowed Rattlesnake Ridge. female assistant who, I learned to buy beer on Saturday cuz Sunday you might not get any. during the rescue, was positioned on her back on I learned that after 15 runs, I don’t know how to run Sock’em Dog a floating tube, her arms with out flipping. splayed glamorously above her head, her perfect chest poised invitingI learned that the random act of sitting down with Don at ly high above the water. that first BWA meeting can change your life. I fell into a clan that cared for me as much as I did care for them. As in She was the only thing that the male BWAers in all families, there have been disputes, and we got over them. So in the end there has been a bond made for all of the class cared about seeing. The drool genertime. Happy 30th! ated during these demonQuick of wit and a bit mischievous at times Kathy is alway fun strations raised the water level in the pool a full 2 to have on a paddling trip. She has served as newsletter ediinches. tor (not an easy task) twice over the years and has steped I learned that Mike Molnar’s tent is the best tent to put up in a tree. Kathy in Desolation Canyon on the Green River, Utah forth to do it once more. Thanks Kathy! We finally got through the entire 27-hour class, amid struggles, laughter (you can’t do anything with Marrea Matthews without finding humor in your endeavors), lunch trips to Jozo’s, and the final test. All of the BWAers passed the class, and I ended up joining a group that introduced me to some of the best friends I’ve ever had. So thanks, Kathy Rose Dale, for the dog poop that kicked things off, and thanks to all of the other BWAers in that lifeguarding class who started me down the road (or river, if you will) to the BWA. My introduction to the BWA started with a lifeguarding Like our web site says: You can paddle any river! You class that I taught in early 1999. Out of 11 people in the class, 10 were BWA members. Most of these 10 were age can’t always find friends this good! 30-something: the time of life where you assume maturity and discretion are the rules rather than the exceptions. I Class…Class…Class… SHUT UP! And Thank You! 23 “Bubba” is part of the young “dudes” who are now the club and who are just as enthusiastic about it and paddling as earlier generations were. Many things may have changed, but there is no lack those who are optimistic about the BWA! May there always be lots of rain for you! Reflections…. Phillip “Bubba” Sisk As the current President of the BWA, I thought it appropriate to give a few reflections on the club. Don first pointed out a few months ago that the BWA was “turning 30” this year. Since I’m practically the same age as the club, it’s obvious that I haven’t been around for very much of its life. However, one of the enduring traits of the BWA is the livelihood of some of its early membership. It is through the continued support, activity, and excitement from founding members and those who have more history with the club that inevitably brings this group that much closer together. In my short six-year membership, I’ve been fortunate enough to see this support and history firsthand. At my first BWA event, Dave Margavage was my instructor for the spring clinic. He continued showing me and some other new members down several of our first runs. Off the river, he displayed in true BWA fashion, how to have a good time. He shared stories from past clinics and club parties, and we did our share to create some future stories of our own. We took two trips out west, and I learned See no evil, hear no evil, speak no evil… or the ropes from something. someone who was willing to pass on his experience. I’m ready to show Super down one a new creek or two and return the favor. Dave stepped up years ago to take on the NPFF Director’s role. He’s recently moved aside, but in true BWA fashion, Todd Garland is there to carry it on. Through Dave and the NPFF, I met local legends Dr. Frank and YT. Frank has always been willing to share advice ever since that first time he did so “Dear Abby” style on Benson creek when I was stressed about making it off the river in time for a date with the girlfriend’s parents. I’ve since seen him surf countless waves, often times with only one hand as the paddle lay across his shoulder, a wide smile on his face. One particular surf session comes to mind, when Frank and I enjoyed the section of waves above the take-out on the main Otter, catching as many as possible to end a work day. Still seeing the famous face from early NPFF entries brings a connection back to those years. YT is yet another example of continued support and activity. I’ve gotten to know YT from his willingness to step up and volunteer, specifically in regard to the NPFF treasury posi- tion and sponsor contacts. He never asks what he can do; he simply takes control of what needed to be done. His excitement to help out just causes is admirable. I have gotten to know Mackey Williams and his son Tyler, both BWA members during their time here in Lexington. I have since had the pleasure to “ go big” out west with Mackey, and be shown down the Upper Yough by his son, Tyler. Mackey’s excitement for the outdoors and paddling remains, and he is always ready for a new adventure. This year I’ve Mackey taking in the Crested Butte scenery been fortunate enough to meet Chief and Betsy. Every time we’ve gotten together, it has been another unforgettable trip. He willingly shares his knowledge of paddling logistics, trip planning, and level know-how as well as reliving old BWA trips and parties. We’ve caught a couple of great creeks together, and I’m anxious to get back out with them and Mackey. A couple of folks who’s faces are staples in the BWA history Chief boof’n Oh Yeah! on Little Clear books truly bridge the gap with all the new members - B6, C6 and Don Spangler. Barry has done so much for the paddling community as a whole, not only the BWA and NPFF. I’ve learned many old stories of BWA legends through the Grimes’ while sitting around a campfire or morning coffee. Barry’s dedication to keeping the BWA traditions alive is as strong now as I imagine it was in the beginning. C6 is still as willing as ever to lead anyone down a new run and share a beer at the takeout. How B6 liking what he finds in Sal’s Hole many of you BWAer’s folon a high Muddy Day lowed her down the Lower G for your first time? I did. After getting Barry into the sport and now raising two wonderful kids to be great paddlers, the Grimes’ are a true whitewater family. Don is another pillar of commitment. In working with Don the two years I was in charge of the BWA clinic, it became obvious to me what he was about. Don cares about this club and cares about doing things right. He’s one to not only give advice, but to volunteer himself to take care of it. The amount of work he puts into the BWA might go unnoticed by some, but not me, and I hope not you. Don has remained our Cyber Master for as long as I can remember and for the last year has stepped up and been churning out some of the best Bowline editions I’ve read. All of this, and his willingness to mix up one of his infa- 24 mous drink concoctions, make him a person I’m glad to call a friend. Through Don, I was able to meet Sam Moore and Steve “Tubbo” Morgan. These two came back to the clinic when called upon to help make the pig roast come alive and leave another mark in the BWA history books. That is just another “lead by example” that we could all stand to remember when the club needs a helping hand. The folks I reference here are simply a few of the many personas out there keeping the BWA alive and well. My point was not to single someone out but instead bring attention to what has been done before us, what continues to be done today, Old Fart BWAers Dinger, Weeks, Moore and Tubbo cooked the pig at the 2004 and what we can do in clinic. order to keep the BWA as fruitful for future generations as it is for us. The BWA hasn’t made itself over the last 30 years; it’s taken the hard work, the creativity, the planning, and the ideas of a group of people. Today you’re celebrating in what has evolved, with a great opportunity to add your own mark. Maybe 30 years from now I will have influenced the paddling career of a future member like so many of the people above influenced me. Happy Birthday, BWA, and job well done to its members. 2. Have the maximum number of vehicles involved in the shuttle. 3. Always have several vehicles that have no purpose in the shuttle left at various points along the way (red herrings). 4. If possible, pick roads where there are no maps, no signs, no pavement, and are nearly impassable. II. Always act like you know exactly what's going on - even if you don't. The object is to have the' masses maintain confidence in your plan, even if you've lost confidence. III. Never commit yourself entirely to the plan until the end of the shuttle. A. If the plan works and the shuttle runs smoothly, that is the time to claim glory for your accomplishments. B. If the plan does not work, and there are lots of angry peo ple looking for someone to blame, pretend that you have no idea who came up with that crazy plan anyway. Possible suggestions for addendums to the Plan Proper (2) (good for added confusion, difficulty and cheap thrills). 1. Miscellaneous paddlers from Ohio and Indiana who want to join on the shuttle (particularly exciting if they are not paddling the same river). 2. Designated times and places for members of the group to change clothes, eat and use bathroom (wonderful for calming down hyper and psyched out novices). The Master Plan As the glory of the safety and rescue symposium fades into the sunset, and members of the BWA head into the paddling season with great stories of new knowledge, it came to my attention that there is one area of paddling where the average boater is sorely lacking in skill and knowledge: the shuttle. In order to consider oneself a truly well-rounded paddler, it, is necessary that one be able to arrange and put into practice a precise, systematic and efficient shuttle. In an effort to be helpful (good BWA members- are always helpful), I have put together. a list of recommendations for devising a Master Shuttle Plan (designed for anywhere from 10 -100 people), that even the most novice paddler can put into practice -- given an IQ of 50 or above. I. The name of the game is CONTROL. There are several ways to attain this: A. Confusion - This is your best toll for control. Simply make sure that you are the only person that knows what the entire Master Plan is and how to accomplish it. 1. It sometimes helps to use bigwords that nobody knows the meaning of to describe the plan, e.g. circuitous turn.(!) B. Degree of Difficulty - Be sure that your plan is as complicated as possible. Remember: The best plans are those which are almost impossible to carry out. Helpful Hints: 3. Several transfers of boats and gear along the shuttle route (great for confusion). Follow these simple guidelines and you too can create a Master Plan on your next trip. Pam Weeks from Bowlines May 1982 BWA’s First Woman President Brigid DeVries Brigid was elected in 1992 and 1993. She was an active paddler of both OC-1 and OC-2 and boated extensivly in the SE with trips in California, Maine and Utah. She introduced theme potlucks at our gatherings, ie. Mexican, Cajun, Italian, etc. Brigid led an all womens team that included her with Lythia Metzmier and Marrea Mathews that finished second in the women’s division at the NOC Spring Triathlon. She also managed two rather notorious guys who were her VP’s: Weeks and Sockeye. I am sure that experience help prepare her for present job as Commissioner of the KHSAA! 1. Have at least 3 or 4 different put-ins and take outs. 25 BWA is Celebrating it’s 30th! “Old Timers”! Hey! “Young Dudes”! Are the young guys as tuff as they claim to be? Can the “old” guys party like they say they used to? Can they stay on the stool better in the rope game? Can they recognize and name more rapids than you? Can they really paddle those “tiny” whimpy boats. Come find out at the 30th Reunion Party! Come and pass the Turkey at the Bonfire and tell your paddling story! Camping and Activties at Outdoor Adventure Rafting (O.A.R.) Welcome Valley Road Directions to OAR: Club provides main course Sat. Nite http://www.raft.com/dirctions.htm Plan to bring potluck to share (Pay OAR for Camping) Please RSVP with Bubba at: pwsisk0@engr.uky.edu Be There! October 13-14-15 More Info will be posted as available at: www.surfbwa.org on the events page BWA meetings are at Sontino's, 450 Southland Drive, Lexington,Ky. Meetings held Second Tuesday of every month at 7:30pm To eat during the meeting come a little early so you can place your order before the meeting starts. For up-to-date info on meetings always check www.surfbwa.org Bluegrass Wildwater Association PO Box 4231 Lexington, Ky. 40504