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DELIVERY: UK options include Standard (1-3 days - £4.50), Express* (Next working day - £5.95) or Saturday* (£9.95) via Royal Mail 1st class or Courier. Our Courier requires a signature and operates 0800-1700 Mon-Fri. See website for overseas P&P. All offers are subject to stock availability. PAYMENT: All prices include VAT @ 15% if applicable. Prices correct
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1. Polaroid Two Instant
Digital Camera
2. Flip HD Digital
Video Cameras
3. PoGo Instant
Photo Printer
Thanks to its ink-free internal printer, this
best-of-both-worlds 5.0 megapixel snapper
spews out quality sticky-back prints in under
forty seconds. Plus you can dispense with
duds or add funky borders by using onboard software via its 3” LCD screen.
Proving size isn’t everything, these stunning
little point-and-shoot camcorders do the
business in eye-popping high definition.
Choose from the 8GB Ultra with HDMI out
capability or the ultra-slim 4GB Mino with
rechargeable battery pack.
(Includes 10 sheets of Zink Paper. No ink required. 3” LCD
screen. Lithium-ion rechargeable battery. SD card compatible.
Measures 7.6 x 3.7 x 11.8 cm)
(Flip out USB plug for cable free connection. On-board software.
1280 x 720 video resolution. *Mino HD was £169.95, Ultra HD
was £159.95. Limited offer - please see website for details)
Free the photos trapped in mobile phones
or digital cameras with this pocket sized
rechargeable printer that churns out quality
prints on revolutionary heat-activated stickyback ‘Zink’ paper in under 60 seconds – no
ink cartridges required. Ideal for sticking risqué pics on sozzled colleagues’ foreheads.
£229.95
Ultra HD
2. Mino HD
Smile! Instant photography is back
Call 0844 922 5565
Flippin’ genius – in HD!
Snap, print, stick
£144.95
£154.95
or order online at
(Includes 10 sheets of Zink paper. Bluetooth or USB
compatible. Measures 7.2 x 12 x 2.4 cm)
BLACK / PINK
£39.95
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those
c’mon get
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thumbs tappin
Arm Wrestle Mania
V-Beat Drumsticks
Even a Twiglet-limbed weakling can arm
wrestle their way to glory with this stupidly
addictive test of finger might. As the ‘crowd’
roars, players must tap their buttons as fast
as possible to make their meathead push for
victory. Grraah!
Make a right racket without a drumkit via
these motion-sensitive sticks that respond
to your walloping as if you were sitting at an
invisible drumkit. You even get foot sensors
for some bass/hi-hat action. Wearing a
gorilla suit is entirely optional.
(2 player game. Requires 3x AA batteries - not included.
Measures 20 x 10 x 11.5 cm)
(Requires 4x AA batteries - not included)
Feel the burn!
£14.95
No drumkit, no problem
£24.95
Finger Drums
Give it some wallop!
Perfect your paradiddles and make a right
Ringo out of yourself with this miniature
desktop drumkit. Simply tip-tap the drums
and cymbals with your fingers and the kit
responds with various realistic sounds. You
can even record your rhythms and rolls.
Ka-boom-chi!
(Requires 3x AAA batteries - not included. Measures 17.5 x
9 x 13 cm. Age 5+)
£12.95
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USB Whack It
Take that, ya pesky varmint!
Can you tap a gang of peek-a-boo-ing moles back in their holes? Find out in this USB-powered
desktop version of an arcade classic. Hideously addictive, even without the comedy mallet, it
features LCD scoring and wacky sound effects. Wallop!
(USB or battery powered - included. Measures 10 x 11 x 11.5 cm)
£12.95
Fast UK delivery - including next day
(P&P extra, see page 2)
Candy Grabber
I want candy
Step right up and make a grab for your
favourite treats with this carnival-style
desktop Candy Grabber. Simply control the
claw with the joysticks and capture your
prize before the music stops. All the fun of
the fair minus the stench of raw diesel!
(Requires 3x C batteries - not included.
Measures 21 x 17 x 27 cm. *While stocks last)
£19.95
Duck Hunter
Be vewwy, vewwy quiet!
Wipe the smile off this crazy quacker’s beak by
shooting it with a comedy infra-red pistol that doubles
up as a charger for the free-flying duck. Three hits and
it’s a goner. Seriously addictive, it’s just like being
Elmer Fudd. Bang!
(Requires 3x AAA batteries - not included. Age 10+)
£29.95
Echo Bot
BEG
WITH ONE
YOU!
Message in a monster
It might look like a wacky one-eyed alien
with bendy legs – and it is. But Echo Bot is
also a stealth voice messenger.
Simply record your message via the built-in
mic and this lovable thingamabob plays
it back the moment it detects movement.
Ideal for insulting/serenading/freaking-out
passers-by.
(Records messages up to 10 seconds. Detects movement up
to 1 metre. Age 8+)
£7.95
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H OOO
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Plop Trumps
What a load of…
This is banana peeling, tree
swinging and Ooh Ooh Aah-ingly
brilliant! Top Work Firebox!
Jay Brown, Kettering - Nov ‘08
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Screaming Flying Monkey
Look out, incoming monkey!
Is dog poo smellier than camel crud?
Is kestrel dung harder than python plop?
Find out in this fascinatingly absurd card
game where players must out-yuk each
other in various poo-related categories.
It’s the business!
Surreal, shrill and magnificently pointless,
this mental monkey flies a good 25ft
or more, issuing blood-curdling simian
screeches along the way. Simply pull back
his super-elasticated bungee arms and let
him go. Monkey business? More like monkey
lunacy. Oo-ooh!
(For 2 or more players. Measures 6 x 9.2 x 1.5 cm)
(Measures 32 x 27 x 6 cm - unstretched)
£5.95
£4.95
Call 0844 922 5565
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or order online at
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HE
OUCORED!
CDENSBAG!
Flower Rock 2.0
You’re really growing on me
CEPNANAL
ROSORED
BE! !
Who said dancing flowers were daft? Not us
because these 21st century updates boast
multicoloured flashing petals that respond
to the music they hear. Better still, each pot
features a speaker to blast out your tunes.
Flower power? Not ‘arf!
(Requires 4x AA batteries - not
included. Measures 26 x 12 x 10 cm)
£19.99
Terry Turtle
Go shove your *&@* up your ***!
Making Gordon Ramsay sound like St. Cliff,
this potty-mouthed, motion-sensitive reptile
really needs to wash his mouth out. Ideal
for insulting passers-by, Terry is pre-loaded
with over 25 highly, erm, original expletives.
Oh, f%*$!
(WARNING: Parental Advisory; Suitable for ages 18
years and over. See page 2 for details)
£14.95
Sound Bomb Speaker
This is da bomb!
We’ve heard of explosive speakers but this
is ridiculous! Fashioned to resemble the
comedy bombs favoured by Wile E. Coyote,
Inspector Dreyfus and would-be Batman
assassins, this USB-friendly portable stereo
speaker will really blast out your tunes.
(6W power output. Includes 80cm red audio cable. Powered
by USB or batteries. Requires 4x AA batteries - not included.
£24.95
Urban DJ Mixer
Party in your pocket
If you think you can do better than Tim Westwood (and
that’s not saying much) you’ll love this cassette-like
gizmo that lets you mix and fade between two iPods.
Just plug in your headphones/speaker output and wiggle that cross-fader. Yo!
(Includes 3x audio cables. Requires 2x AAA batteries - not included.
£24.99
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Secure online ordering
The Slanket
Where d’ya keep your armies? Up its sleevies!
Give eye-watering heating bills the finger, quite literally, and stay toastie
on the sofa via this revolutionary fleece blanket with integrated sleeves.
Your remote will love you for it. Plus you’ll look like a recently unmasked
phantom off Scooby Doo.
(Machine washable. Non-pilling 100% polyester fleece. Slanket measures: 241 x 152 cm.
Travel version measures: 154 x 109 cm)
£29.95
£24.95
ORIGINAL
TRAVEL SIZE
‘ORIGINAL’ COLOUR OPTIONS:
Lavender
Pink
ALASKAN
BLUE
CHOCOLATE RUBY WINE
BROWN
BLUE
‘TRAVEL SIZE’ COLOUR OPTIONS:
PURPLE
BLUE
CHOCOLATE RUBY WINE
BROWN
MOISHE
BERNARD
MAX
Where The Wild
Things Are
Wild Things, I think I love ya!
Based on characters from the classic
children’s book that is now a major Spike
Jonze movie, these wacky 15” plush toys
are so huggable it hurts. Choose from
Bernard, Moishe, Max and Sipi. There’s one
in all of us!
(Max, Moishe, Bernard & Sipi measure 15 inches tall. Age 3+)
MAX / MOISHE / BERNARD / SIPI
£19.99 each
Call 0844 922 5565
SIPI
Despair Calendar 2010
If at first you don’t succeed, give up!
Inspiring messages? Boring! What you need are a
few words of discouragement. And here they are
in this hilarious but disturbingly spot-on calendar.
Filled with myth-exploding messages, the Despair
Calendar is ideal for underachievers, loafers,
cynics and anyone who hates smarmy motivational proverbs.
(Measures 30.5 x 28 cm)
£12.95
or order online at
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“
What a great product! Brilliantly
styled and sturdy. My Dad loves it.
got to see if the birds do now!
Andy Jones, Wrexham - Aug ‘08
Power Plant Growing
Machine
Mean green growing machine
“
Epcot uses this technology on a
grand and impressive scale-the
roots of the biggest tomato plant
imaginable are suspended and
misted. Also, no soil means no
soil-borne disease :)
Alison, Kent - Aug ‘09
Kelvin.23 Multitool
You’ll be snipping off basil, admiring your
pansies and scoffing strawberries before
you can say ‘Titchmarsh’ thanks to this
soil-free growing machine that uses
microjets to create a rainforest effect,
making crops grow bigger and stronger.
No garden required!
”
(Mains powered. Includes nutrient mix and 2x grow sponges.
Measures 20 x 15.5 x 7 cm)
We’ve seen some complete tools in our time but this
gorgeously engineered cast aluminium gizmo takes the biscuit.
Despite its pocket-friendly size it manages to pack in 16
different screwdrivers, a tape measure, LED torch, level and
even a hammer.
(Measures 13.5 x 4 x 5 cm)
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Caravan Birdhouse
Carry on nesting
You normally only see birds and caravans
together in ancient Carry On films. But now,
thanks to this deeply ironic caravan-shaped
birdbox, feathered-friends will be able to
nest like genuine 70s holidaymakers. The
perfect garden accessory for style savvy
bird-lovers everywhere. Tweet!
(Measures 24 x 18 x 15 cm)
£14.95
£34.95
Complete toolkit in your pocket
BLACK / PINK
”
£22.95
30 day money back guarantee
Maggie Nut Cracker
This lady is not for turning –
she’s for cracking nuts!
Entrusting your nuts to the Iron
Lady might seem foolhardy but in
the case of this amusing cracker it
makes perfect sense. Busting open
brazils will never be the same. Ouch!
(Measures 20 x 5 cm)
£9.95
Create Your Own Canvas
From photo to fine art
Forget pricey workshops, now you can
transform any photo into a professionallooking textured canvas print with this
easy-to-use kit. Includes everything you
need to create a modern masterpiece.
Beret and poncy goatee not included.
(Contains: 8”x10” canvas, smart film sheet, smart film
applicator, texture brush, instructions)
£9.95
“
Easy to use and just as described!
Recommended to all photo fanatics!
Sherbet Williams, London - Jan ‘09
”
Gelicity Spa Jelly Bath
Slip into something more comfortable
Taking bath time to new heights of
decadence, these miraculous granules
transform normal bath water into thick,
luxe gel. Infused with lavender, jasmine and
bergamot, Spa Jelly Bath retains heat three
times longer than water so you can soak
yourself silly. Sheer bliss.
(One use only. Not tested on animals.
Measures 8.5 x 8 x 7 cm)
RELAX / REVIVE / SOOTHE £9.95
Paint Your Own
Cow Parade
Wanted: Budding Moochelangelos
and Picowsos
CowParade is an international
public art exhibit where cow
sculptures are decorated
by local artists. And now
you can join in the fun by
customising your very own
mini resin moo-cow. With
8 water-based paint tubs
and a quality paintbrush the
possibilities are udderly endless.
Moooo!
(Contains resin cow, 6x water based acrylic paints, paint
brush. Measures 15 x 11 cm)
£14.95
Cupcake Kit
The diet can wait
Thanks to Nigella, cupcakes are officially hip. So why not get baking
with this charming kit. Featuring a recipe book, 250 cupcake liners,
pastry bag and piping nozzles, it’s the ultimate pressie for rugbyplaying macho men. Hold on…
(Includes recipe booklet, reusable pastry bag, 5x piping tips, 250x decorative cup liners)
£11.95
Call 0844 922 5565
or order online at
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Nerf Havok Rapid Fire
Let belt-fed battle commence
Capable of rata-tatting out 25 foam darts every 3 seconds,
this fully-automatic belt-fed blaster will have rival Rambos
camouflaging their underpants for all the wrong reasons. Truly
awesome, the Havok makes other Nerf-cannons seem as
intimidating as pea shooters.
(Includes 25x foam darts. Requires 6x D batteries - not included.
Measures 61 x 45 x 10 cm)
£49.95
Tommy 20
You doity rat!
Channel your inner Capone and exact revenge in style with this
dart-firing Tommy gun. A classic drum magazine allows wannabe
wiseguys to fire 20 foam darts in rata-tat-tat succession – ideal
for high-flying hit men! (Toothpick and trilby not included).
(Includes 20x foam darts. Requires 3x AA batteries - not included.
TOMMY 20 (SINGLE)
BATTLEPACK (PACK OF 2)
£19.95
£34.95
Rapid Fire Rifle
This town ain’t big enough for both of us!
Make a complete Clint of yourself and realise your Wild West
fantasies with this rootin’ tootin’ repeater that fires its squidgy
ammo in rapid succession. It even ejects empty shells when
cocked. Perfect for running pesky sales reps outta town.
(Includes 6x foam darts and 6x shells. Measures 5 x 19 x 73 cm)
RAPID FIRE RIFLE (SINGLE)
BATTLEPACK (PACK OF 2)
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Over 700 gift ideas online
£14.95
£24.95
CD Wall Tiles
Pop goes art
A lot of artistic endeavour went into all those CD cases
languishing in your rack, so why not mount them without ruining the wall via these smart black frames. Creating a Blazin’
Squad shrine has never been easier.
(Contains 9 tiles and spacers. CDs not included)
£14.95
Sex Panther
Stings the nostrils…in a good way!
Now all you Anchorman fans can make like Brian Fantana, 24/7,
by dousing yourselves in this butch cologne that works every
time 60% of the time. More macho than a tankard of sweat soup
garnished with chest wigs and V8s. Rrrr!
(Net contents 50ml)
Hopside Down
£29.95
Bottle, glass, glass, bottle
For more information on La Roux go to www.laroux.co.uk
Is it a bottle or a glass? This quality
hand-blown vessel is both, because it’s
part classic beer glass, part top half of
a beer bottle. And thanks to dual-walled
insulation, it keeps your wallop nice and
cold. Cheers!
(Holds 290ml. Hand wash only.
Measures 18 x 8.5 x 8.5 cm)
£14.95
Album Art Frame
Just for the record
Whether it’s Sgt Pepper, Nevermind or Never
Mind the you-know-whats, it will look ultra
stylish displayed in this ingenious frame.
Designed to showcase your favourite album
sleeves, each Album Art Frame allows you to
slide out covers really easily via a slot in the
top. Now where’s that Tiffany 12”?
(Album not included. Measures 33 x 33 cm)
SINGLE FRAME
twin pack
Call 0844 922 5565
£19.95
£34.95
or order online at
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Sound Asleep Pillow
under your pillow...
Listen and loaf
Ideal for headphone haters, insomniacs and anyone who fancies lazing in bed listening to
music/TV/audio books, this super comfy pillow has an undetectable built-in speaker that can
only be heard by the loafer with their head plonked on it.
(Includes 12 cm audio cable. Not machine washable. Original: 50% cotton 50% polyester. Memory Foam: 80% cotton 20% polyester)
ORIGINAL
MEMORY FOAM
£17.99
£29.99
...or on your wrist
Shake-n-Wake
Shaky, shaky, rise and shine
Just because you have to be up at stupid
o’clock doesn’t mean bedmates should suffer. So give ‘em a break with this lightweight
vibrating alarm clock that you can wear
on your wrist or place under your pillow.
Doubles up as a ludicrously big, P. Diddy
style watch.
(Choice of vibrating or sound alarms. Requires 1x AAA battery
- not included. Measures 5.8 x 5.2 x 2 cm)
£14.99
Gorillapod
Your camera’s flexible friend
Don’t go ape trying to stabilise your camera
on tricky surfaces – this überflexible tripod
will cling to branches, rocks, chair legs
and anything else you’d care to think of.
Magnificently bendy yet ultra-stable, Gorillapod is the ultimate snapper’s companion.
Say sausages!
(Camera not included. Compact max load 45g, SLR max
load 800g)
COMPACT blue / grey
SLR VERSION
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£17.99
£39.99
Refresh Charging Station
Power to the gizmos!
Why litter your home with countless bulky chargers when you can juice up several gizmos at
once via a single device? It’s easy with this sleek, multi-socketed charging station. Charge!
(6 built in connectors for iPod/iPhone, Mini USB, Micro USB, 2 USB sockets to connect any USB charging devices.
Black / Pink / White
New products every week!
£69.99
“
Amazing little box of treats!! I expected
a box of bits that I wouldn’t find useful,
instead i was greeted with a box full of
treats that make perfect xmas presents!
Donna, Peterborough - DEC ‘08
”
The only problem with this gloriously orangey catalogue is that it’s stuffed with so many cool gadgets,
games and gizmos it’s difficult to know what to buy,
especially if you’re shopping for pressies.
That’s why we’ve decided to help all you indecisive/
lazy/surprise-loving (delete where applicable) types
with our Mystery Boxes – packages containing a
random selection of fantastic Firebox gifts.
All you do is choose between Box A or Box B then the
rest is up to us. Each box contains at least two, but
sometimes as many as three or four, superb products
from this site. What’s more you’ll be saving up to £12
off the total RRP of the items inside. Brilliant!
MYSTERY box a
MYSTERY box b
£19.95
£29.95
It’s a wrap!
Rubbish at wrapping? Let our
crack team of ex-origami cham
and dispatch all your Firebox
ps wrap
goodies so you don’t have
to. Choose
from a variety of quality desi
gns or go for our uniquely
ham-fisted
CrapWrap™ option.
(Price per product or you can
choose smaller items to be
wrapped up together in 1 box.
from Gold, Silver, Stars, Stripe
Choose
s, Christmas or CrapWrap™
)
£3.95 each
Call 0844 922 5565
or order online at
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Lump of Coal
Lego Mini Torch
Magneat
It’s coal. In a tin. Oh well, ‘tis the season to
be stingy!
Blocky bloke with a gleaming bulb in both
feet.
Wind away excess earphone cable with this
wearable magnetic tidy.
£4.99
£5.99
various colours
Beep Egg
Nite Glowring
Waterbuoy
Bobs around playing melodies to indicate
soft, medium or hard.
Clever chemistry, no batteries and a selection of glowing colours.
Flashes and inflates within seconds of hitting
the splosh. One use only.
£14.99
blue / green / pink
£9.99
Coin Saving Jar
Egglings
Cash Stash Keychain
Save your shrapnel without all that tedious
coin-counting business.
Simply crack open, add water and watch
‘em grow.
Waterproof, and beats stuffing tenners down
your undies any day.
£12.99
£5.99 each
£4.99
Bah, humbug!
Music to hear eggs boil by
This time next year we’ll be millionaires
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Bright little fella
Cable begone!
How very illuminating
From £6.99
Avoid that sinking feeling
£9.99 each
Most eggcellent plants
Quids in, emergency over!
Emergency
Charger
AA (battery) to the rescue!
Charge up your iPod or mobile via this nifty
battery-operated tube.
£6.99
Hot Packs
Well the weather outside is frightful...
Keep fingers toasty with these
take-anywhere packs of magical gloop.
Twin Pack
£4.99
Star Wars
Lightsaber Keychain
May the torch be with you!
Pretend you’re battling Vader as you fumble
for the keyhole!
various colours
£4.99 each
Sound Machine
Space Food
Atari Keychain
Push the buttons for boos, burps, farts,
cheers and more.
Houston, we have genuine vacuum-dried
pouches of space food.
Preloaded with classic thumb-numbing VCS
games. TV not included.
£9.99
EACH
ALL THREE
(Requires NTSC compatible TV)
Sounds for every scenario
One giant leap for snack-kind
Games on chains
£4.99
£9.99
£14.99 each
Stores YOUR
CHANGE
Bungee Birdfeeder
Striker LED Mine Torch
Parking Meter Alarm
This seedy fella’s a right adrenaline junkie.
Aaaaargh!
Magnetic gizmo illuminates from awkward
angles and resembles a mine.
Holds shrapnel and reminds you when a
ticket is imminent.
£7.99
£8.99
£8.99
‘Cos birds love a dangerman
Call 0844 922 5565
Cover every angle
or order online at
Every warden’s nightmare!
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Mini Shopping Trolley
Desk Tidy
Cashier number 4 please
Shopaholics and design fans will love this
nifty metal desk tidy as it looks just like a
supermarket trolley. It’s even got a realistic
fold out child seat. Screaming baby, jammed
pound slot and dodgy wheel not included.
(Measures 12 x 9.5 x 14.5 cm)
£8.95
Henry Desktop Vacuum
Cleaner
They really suck
Pay tribute to two legendary suckers and
keep desks fluff free with these mini
versions of the cutest vacuum cleaners
in history. Fully licensed, they’ll appeal to
captains of industry as well as design
suckers. Maybe.
Desktop Coffee Maker
Coffee pronto
Make dozing off at your desk a thing of the
past with this compact coffee maker that
delivers delicious filter coffee in 30 seconds.
Perfect for lazy bean lovers who want their
daily fix without pestering the work
experience sap.
(Requires 2x AA batteries - not included.
henry / hettY
£11.95 each
YBOARD
CLEAN YOUR KE
(Includes 2 coffee mugs. Measures 14 x 20.5 x 18 cm.
Mains powered)
£19.95
Cyber Clean
Peel the yurgh away!
Does your keyboard look like the Hoff’s been eating
a hamburger over it? Then you need this re-usable
antibacterial goo that squishes into nooks and absorbs
dirt on contact, killing 80% of germs. Ideal for desks,
dashboards and electronic devices. Splat!
(Net contents 135g each tub. Blue Cyber Clean is mint fragranced designed
for cars and boats)
Yellow / BLUE
£7.95 each
CLEAN YOUR dashboard
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The Daily Mood
Facial expressions? How passé!
Neglected? Happy? Hungover? Why bother
explaining your frame of mind to colleagues
when you can spell it out with this amusing
desktop flipchart. Simply flick to the page
that matches your mood and get back to
ignoring everyone. Happy now?
(Includes 47 pages of different moods.
Measures 13.5 x 10 x 6 cm)
£6.95
1B.
1C.
Headphonies
Designer toys with
added noise
Taking limited edition art toys
to another level, these achingly
hip designer collectables feature
built-in speakers, so you can
crank out geektastic tunes
whilst contemplating your cute
companion’s future value on eBay.
Your keychain will love you for it.
1A.
(Internal battery charges via USB, cable included.
Measures 7.5 x 5.5 x 4 cm)
1A. Star Girl
1B. Skully
1c. Soft Touch
£29.95
£29.95
£29.95
Voodoo Pen Display
Stick it to the man
Proving the pen really is mightier than the
sword, this designer pen holder is ideal for
retired knife throwers and busy executives
eager to stick it to the boss without getting
fired. Comes with six javelin style pens. Ouch!
colour
changing!
RED / Black
£49.95 each
Thinking Putty
Bend me, squish me, any way you
want me
This amazingly amorphous goo stretches,
boings, tears, melts, shatters, snaps and lifts
print from newspapers. Fascinated? You will
be because it’s impossible to stop fiddling
with the stuff. There’s even a magnetic
variety. Strangely attractive? Absolutely!
(Choose from over 20 different kinds. Measures 8.5 x 8 x 7 cm)
From £6.95
Call 0844 922 5565
or order online at
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Pet’s Eye View Camera
FroliCat BOLT
What do Fido and Tiddles get up to when you’re not around?
Find out with this lightweight digital camera that attaches to your
furry friend’s collar and takes photos at timed intervals. Barking
but brilliant!
Guaranteed to send pusskins potty, this award-winning
hi-tech thingummy projects a fast moving laser pattern
around the room, causing Tiddles to act the four-legged fool,
chasing it, pawing it and attacking it. Utterly hilarious. Meow!
£39.95
£19.95
Humunga Stache
Road Refresher Dog Bowl
Ever wondered what pooch would look like with a comedy moustache? Now’s your chance to find out, because whenever dogs
bite on this rubber fetch toy the ‘tache section is left hanging out.
Ideal for going indognito in the park.
Parched pooch? This award-winning non-spill doggie dish will
revolutionise travelling with four-legged friends as it minimises
spills and slobber by restricting the amount of water they can
lap up. As recommended by Barack Obama’s dog, Bo. No, really!
£9.95
From £9.99
What’s your animal up to?
Dignity, what dignity?
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Bits of string? Bah!
Unspillable doggie dish
Twilight Turtle
Superhero in a Box
Why count sheep when you can see stars? This
cute night time companion transforms nurseries
and bedrooms into starry wonderlands that will
mesmerise kids and insomniac adults alike.
Featuring eight genuine constellations, it’s every
tired little stargazer’s dream.
Forget Spider-Man and Superman; thanks
to this highly heroic outfit, kids can
transform themselves into any all-new
superhero they fancy. The only limit is their
imagination. Includes wristbands, mask and
satin cape. Boisterous Brat awaaaay!
(Age 3+. Requires 3 x AAA batteries - included. 8 real star
constellations. Auto shut-off 45 minute sleep timer.
(Includes superhero cape, mask and wrist bands. Age 3+)
Twinkle, twinkle little, erm, turtle
Holding out for a hero?
£14.95
£29.95
My Life Story
My Silver Balloon
This is your life, inside this luxe journal in which
you can record the events of a lifetime. It’s like
a 100 year diary, photo album, scrapbook and
travelogue rolled into one. A perfect pressie for
newborn babies!
(Includes slip case. Measures 16 x 22 x 6 cm)
Highly acclaimed, these charming CDs
ingeniously incorporate your child’s name
into the lyrics of each jolly sing-along. We’ll
even throw in a bonus bedtime story
narrated by Jon Snow. Guaranteed to light
up little faces every time.
£32.95
(Recommended for ages 1-7 years. CD duration is
approximately 35 minutes)
It’s all about you!
Oscar had a little lamb
ALBUM 1 / ALBUM 2
£13.95 each
Teach Me Time
Mr Wolf? Who needs him!
Big hands and little hands? Bah! This
award-winning talking clock helps nippers
learn about time using various interactive
modes. It even glows green when it’s time
to wake up.
(Analog and digital clock display. Nightlight glow. Timer
control. UK female speaking voice. Mains and battery powered
- 2 x AAA batteries included. Measures 13 x 10.5 x 12 cm)
£39.95
Call 0844 922 5565
or order online at
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PicoZ Heli Mission
SkyBot Attack
Can’t decide between an R/C truck or helicopter? You won’t have to because this utterly
jaw-dropping vehicle features a cargo bay that opens up to reveal a fully-functioning micro
helicopter sitting on an auto-elevating launchpad. Stunning!
Flying robots? Armed with lasers? No, we
haven’t been gargling Cillit Bang, we’ve
been waging hi-tech aerial warfare with
these infra-red cyber-warriors capable of
disabling each other’s rotorblades with a
direct hit. Awesome!
What the heli’s going on?
Robot wars
(Includes R/C truck and R/C helicopter. Requires 10x AA batteries - not included)
£59.95
(Infrared beams shoot your opponent down. Built in sound
effects. Requires 6x AA batteries for each controller - not
included)
TWIN PACK
PicoZ Sky Challenger
PicoZ TandemZ-1
These beam-blasting whirlybirds make
aimless woka-woka-ing look really wimpy. A
direct hit temporarily disables your rechargeable chopper, so you’ll need real skill to stay
airborne. Look out, incoming 3 o’clock!
Pretend you’re delivering troops to the coffee table with
this micro chopper based on a Sea Knight tandem rotor
helicopter. Featuring unique tilting rotors, this is one
helluva challenging bird to fly – but that’s what makes it
so addictive.
(Infared beams shoot your opponent down. Requires 6x AA
batteries for each controller – not included)
(Requires 6x AA batteries - not included)
Help! I’m going down!
BATTLE pack
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£39.95
Novices need not apply
camo / ORANGE / RED / BLUE £29.95
£49.95
Black Ghost Helicopter
Micro Desktop R/C Racing Set
This ominous looking IR chopper is ideal for
conducting covert missions around the home
and office. Featuring super stable flight
characteristics, the palm-sized Black Ghost
looks meaner than a flying shark. The only
thing missing is the weaponry. Darn!
Based on iconic Tamiya and Nintendo vehicles, these sub-Ecclestone-sized rechargeable R/C
racers come with a modular foam race track, so you can whizz around various layouts without
hiring a hangar. Perfect for executive Schumi/Mario wannabes.
Good for your stealth
Floor it – without leaving your desk!
(Remote control requires 6x AA batteries - not included)
£29.95
(Rubber track includes 1 start/finish, 3 long straights, 4 short straights and 6 corners. Total track length: 212 cm.
Cars require 3x AAA batteries - not included)
MARIO / YOSHI / TAMIYA hornet / tamiya avante track only
race set (track and two cars)
£14.95
£29.95
£54.95
Zero Gravity Micro Cars
Hoverpod
Worthy of a place in the Pantheon of Ludicrous R/C
Playthings, these gravity-defying rechargeable racers
are capable of driving up walls and even upside down,
so you can indulge in some truly wacky races. Last one
to the chandelier is a rotten egg!
(Requires 6x AA batteries - not included. Measures 3.5 x 6 x 12 cm)
Who needs wheels when you can skim
across various flat surfaces with this nippy
little foam hovercraft that’s controlled and
charged via a twin channel I/R unit.
They’re right, it really is a lot less bovver
when you hover.
BLACK / BLUE / CAMO / GREEN
RED / BLUE
The only way is up…and down, and across
Call 0844 922 5565
or order online at
£29.95
Wheels? Who needs ‘em?
£24.95 each
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My Monopoly
This time it’s personal
“
Why buy Mayfair and Trafalgar Square when
you can buy streets and buildings named
after friends, enemies or anyone else you
can think of? It’s easy because My Monopoly
allows you to personalise almost every aspect of the classic board game. Packaged in
a gorgeous presentation tin, My Monopoly is
a seriously innovative pressie for weddings,
birthdays or any celebration you can think
of. Go to Jail. Do not pass Maureen’s Filthy
Desk or Bobby’s Kebab Palace.
I purchased this as a Xmas gift for
my family and we all love it! The kids
especially love landing on their own
names! Excellent quality x
Siobhan, Aberdeen - JUN ‘09
”
(This product is made to your specification, so please allow
up to 21 working days for delivery. Usual 30-day returns offer
does not apply to bespoke products, see page 2 for details.
This does not affect your statutory rights. An email address is
required to customise your order)
£79.95
YOUR OFFICIAL PERSONALISED MONOPOLY
IN 3 SIMPLE STEPS
1
Order online at Firebox.com
Postcode Puzzles
Personalised puzzles of your very
own locale!
Personalised Champagne
and Whisky
Message ON a bottle
Forget about Messrs Walker and Perignon,
these bottles of high quality glug can be
personalised to include any name or message you fancy (up to 120 characters). Bottoms up!
£22.95
£29.95
£19.95
£27.95
(You must be 18 or over to purchase this product.
Personalised message up to 120 characters.
Wooden presentation boxes available for an extra
£11.95. Order before the 17th December for
Christmas delivery)
1A.
1B.
WHISKY BRUT NV CHAMPAGNE
ROSE BRUT CHAMPAGE
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CUSTOMISE YOUR BOARD
AND CARDS ONLINE
your custom set is printed
and sent to you!
(OR YOU CAN BUY MY MONOPOLY GIFT VOUCHERS TO PRINT AT HOME - RIGHT UP TO CHRISTMAS DAY)
(Please see the website for instructions and delivery details.
255pcs measures 35.6 x 27cm, 400pcs measures 47 x
31cm. Requires a full street address and post code. Order
before 14th December for Christmas delivery)
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MADE AT THE OFFICIAL MONOPOLY FACTORY
ORDER & CUSTOMISE BEFORE NOVEMBER 23rd
FOR CHRISTMAS DELIVERY!
Like all the best ideas Postcode Puzzles
are brimming with “Why didn’t I think of
that?” factor. Sadly, you didn’t, so listen
up. These absorbing map-style jigsaws are
personalised to feature the area surrounding
your favourite address. Simply send your
postcode and leave the rest to us.
1A. AERIAL 255 PCS
1A. AERIAL 400 PCS
1B. LAND 255 PCS
1B. LAND 400 PCS
2
£34.95
£39.95
£49.95
WHAT A LOVELY GIFT IDEA! THINK I’LL
ORDER ONE OF THESE FOR MY DAD FOR HIS
BIRTHDAY!! TOP GIFT IDEA FIREBOX!
LLINOS, WALES - FEB ‘09
”
Personalised
Calendar 2010
Your name in lights…and Scrabble
tiles and lilies…
Recipients won’t believe their eyes, or your
ingenuity, when they see this customised
A3 calendar, because each of its seasonally
themed photos spells out their name in
various ways. Beats Girls Aloud With Not
Much On 2010 any day. Ish.
(Personalised name or word up to 12 characters. Order
before 16th December for Christmas delivery)
£14.95
Personalised Daily
Mirror Cover
“
Max Clifford not required
Become tabloid fodder without flaunting your
bits outside Chinawhite with this hilarious
kit that lets you create your very own Daily
Mirror headline story. Simply send any name
and photo and leave the rest to the experts.
Spooftastic!
Personalised Silver
Love Hearts
My friend fancies you!
(Choose from a wide selection of front or back page topics
from: Christmas No. 1 Song, FA Cup Final Win, New Prime
Minister, Football Player of the Year, Wimbledon Win, Best
Mum/Dad, Britain’s Next top model. Once ordered you will
receive a gift tin providing you with instuctions how to order
your unique newspaper cover. Takes 4 days to print after
registration)
Modelled on the classic sweeties we all
larked about with during detention, this
incredibly cute silver plated trinket can be
engraved with your very own romantic message. Meet you behind the bike sheds for a
snog? What a sweet idea.
SINGLE PAGE &
PRESENTATION CASE
NEWSPAPER BOOK & WRAP
(Personalised message up to 15 characters. Top line 6 character limit, second line 5 character limit, third line 4 character
limit. Order before 3rd December for Christmas delivery)
£24.95
£34.95
£39.95
This is very impressive and I know I
would be delighted to receive one.
Definitely “something a bit different”
as a gift.
Marie, Solihull - DEC ‘08
MiniMee Keychain
”
That’s you, that is!
Unless you fall foul of a shrink ray you’re
unlikely to find yourself dangling from
a keyring. So thank goodness for these
individually crafted caricatures. Simply send
in a photo and prepare to be smitten by a
comedy mini you!
(Measures 5 x 3 x 3 cm. You will be required to provide
a good quality photo. Order before 3rd December for
Christmas delivery)
£19.95 each
Personalised Classic
Novels
Eric’s Adventures in Wonderland!
Now you can star in a classic novel and
rename up to six supporting characters with
these ingenious tailor-made books. Just
send in your cast list and we’ll do the rest.
‘O Reginald, Reginald! Wherefore art thou
Reginald?’
(Choose from Alice’s Adventures in Wonderland, Dravcula,
Frankenstein, Pride and Prejudice, Robin Hood, Romeo and
Juliet, The Hound of The Baskervilles, The Wonderful Wizard
of Oz. Personalise leading character name, the whole cast
and dedication memo. Gift box contains full instructions on
how to get your book printed. Takes 28 days to print after
registration)
£19.95 each
Call 0844 922 5565
or order online at
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Giotek Stage Light
Wanna be a rockstar?
Lucky Voice Karaoke
‘At first I was afraid, I was petrified…’
Why waste time sniggering at talentless bozos on TV when you can throw full-on karaoke
parties at home with this microphone effects unit that turns any computer into a karaoke
machine stuffed with over 6000 songs. All together now, ‘YMCA!’
(Requires internet connection. Includes sound mixer, neon pink microphone, 20ft of cable, audio leads, mains adapter and 30 day
subscription to 6000 karaoke songs)
Lucky Voice Set
EXTRA MICROPHONE
£49.95
£19.95
Whether you’re rocking out to Guitar Hero,
partying hard or drifting through a wormhole
en route to the Planet Hendrix, this amazing
projector will enhance the experience tenfold. Superbright LEDs react to rhythm and
tempo to create incredible multi-coloured
lightshows. Blindin’!
(Measures 20 x 14 x 10 cm. Requires 4x AA batteries - not
included)
£19.95
Ice Republic Cocktail Mix
Bottle Buddy
Don’t wait around for some flashy, bottle
twirling bar pillock to mix your exotic
cocktails. Get your Pina Colada fix via these
instant frozen mixes. Just add water and
booze, then give ‘em a shake and freeze.
Tom Cruise? Bah!
Employ the services of a boozy butler every
time you pour wine with this cheeky little
bottle-grabbing servant. The ideal drinking
partner, Bottle Buddy spouts increasingly
witty asides as the vino flows and even gets
tipsy as the bottle empties.
MARGARITA / PINA COLADA /
STRAWBERRY DAIQUIRI £8.95 each
(Requires 3x LR44 batteries included)
Bags of booze
You just can’t get the staff!
£12.95
Very, very
drunk!
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Sparkling Vodka
Pop goes tradition
Vodka’s already been flavoured, frozen and fiddled
with, but it’s never been fizzified – until now. Perfect
for cocktails, this premium Swedish vodka is carbonated for a whole new drinking experience. We just like
it when the bubbles go up your nose.
(40% alc. vol. You must be 18 or over to purchase this product.
See page 2 for details. Raspberries not included)
200ML
700ML
£14.95
£34.95
Sparkling Gold Cuvée
Gold swigger
Tough times call for ludicrous
behaviour, so why not indulge in some
bling bling fizz with this sparkling dry
white wine infused with edible flakes
of genuine 22 carat gold. Yummy,
yummy, yummy, I’ve got gold in my
tummy. Hic!
(12.5% alc. vol. You must be 18 or over
to purchase this product. See page 2
for details)
200ml Original / ROSE / Strawberry
750ML ORIGINAL/ROSE
£11.95
£29.95
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TOFFEE APPL
Wild Hibiscus Flowers
Bloomin’ amazing bubbly
Plop one of these syrupy buds into a glass of something fizzy and watch in amazement as the bubbles
cause it to blossom into a gorgeous edible flower
that tastes like rhubarb and raspberry. Flower power?
Absolutely!
(Contains approximately 11 flowers. Net weight 250g)
£9.95
Lush Life Shot Carver
Waddya think of them apples!
Turn almost any piece of hardish fruit into a shot glass
with this ingenious carver that hollows out a perfect
cylinder of flesh. Wait a while and the juicy vessel will
even infuse your shot with a fruity flavour. Cor!
£9.99
E recipe:
*TOFFEE APPL rum
2 parts aged Schnapps
1 part apple otch Schnapps
1 part buttersc
Call 0844 922 5565
or order online at
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3.
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1. Chocolate Pizza
Forget figgy pudding
Pizza? At Christmas? Calm down
dear, it’s made of Belgian chocolate, and it’s utterly scrumptious.
A mouth-wateringly original gift
for the gluttonous chocoholic
with everything, this deliciously
luxe disc of yumminess even
comes in a take away box.
Mamma mia!
(May contain nuts. Net weight 550g. Available
in two designs; Christmas tree or white star)
£17.95
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2. Firebox Retro
Sweets
Sweet memories
Conkers, corner shops and
grazed kneecaps are just some
of the memories that come
flooding back when you feast
your eyes on this bumper 2 kilo
jar of retro sweets. Filled with
up to 10 types of the bestest,
sugariest sweeties in history.
(Box: 8 varieties, 1.8kg. Jar: 10 varieties 2.1kg)
BOX
JAR
£17.95
£22.95
3. Giant Gummi
Bear
4. Marshmallow
Fluff
Even a hardcore candy addict
would struggle to eat one of
these enormous fellas as they
are the largest Gummi Bears in
the world. Ideal for Wonka-ish
eccentrics and anyone with a
Billy Bob sized sweet tooth!
The best bit of a toasted marshmallow is that squishy, melty
bit in the middle. But trying to
spread it is harder than pulling
apart a Jammie Dodger. Enter
this delicious goo that can be
spread and scoffed in seconds.
(Giant: measures 24 x 12 x 8 cm, net weight
2.2kg. Large: measures 11.5 x 5.5 x 4.5 cm,
net weight 273g)
(Net weight 213g per jar. Original, strawberry
& raspberry flavours)
They might be giants
GIANT
LARGE (ON A STICK)
£29.95
£14.95
Spread the squish
3 PACK
£8.99
8.
7.
5.
6.
9.
5. Bite the Bullet
6. Chilli Jelly Sweets
7. American Candy
Eleven of these sweet little shots
are solid milk chocolate, but one
conceals ferociously fiery chilli
guaranteed to blow your head
off – metaphorically, at least.
Infused with chilli oil for extra
oomph, these moreish jelly
sweeties will tease your tongue.
You won’t know whether to scoff
another or dial 999!
(WARNING: Contains hot chilli)
(WARNING: Contains hot chilli.
Net weight 265g)
Brit-choc is delish, but the
likes of Fonzie and George
Dubya wouldn’t know a Twirl
from a Double Decker. And
that’s because they’re too busy
chomping on Hershey bars, Baby
Ruths and all the American choc
found in this special selection.
Ready...bite...fire!
£6.95
9. Chocolate Ants
Candies with a kick
£4.95
Yankee doodle candy!
This idea’s got legs!
(9 original US chocolate bars/candy, including
a giant Hershey bar and 283g of Reese’s
mini peanut butter cups)
Up the ante with these delicious Belgian dark chocolate covered ants.
£17.95
£5.95
Call 0844 922 5565
or order online at
8. Yummy Dough
Eat your greens…and your
blues and your reds…
Knead something to eat with this
squishy modelling clay that can
be shaped, baked and scoffed.
Yes, scoffed. Just add water.
100% safe and delicious, kids
will find it totally unputdownable
– and so will you. Mmm, biscuity
piranha fish!
(Includes 4x 113g of coloured dough mix,
measuring device, moulding tool, ideas
leaflet. Age 3+)
£7.95
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The Daddy Wine Puzzle
Cruel to be kind
1A.
Dad won’t know whether to thank you or
throttle you because these fiendish gift sets
contain a highly quaffable bottle of Rioja,
trapped within a seemingly impenetrable
wooden puzzle. Choose from the Standard
Vice or Deluxe Original. Aargh!
1B.
(You must be 18 or over to purchase this product.
Includes Don’t Break The Bottle and a 75cl bottle
of Castillo de Anna Gran Reserva 2000)
1A. STANDARD
1B. DELUXE
“
Holds:
2x DVDs
3x CDs
2x Video Games
Books & more
Absolutely amazing product, got this for
my dad for Father’s day. He’s been trying
all day yesterday and all day today but
can’t figure it out even I’ve had a try.
Megan, london - JUN ‘09
”
K-Dron
£24.95
£29.95
2B.
Multifaceted mind mangler
K-Drons are complex shapes discovered
by Polish visionary Janusz Kapusta (no, us
neither) and they’re what you’ll be using to
complete various patterns in this ludicrously
compelling headscratcher. With 72 increasingly difficult challenges, K-Dron is set to
drive you shape crazy.
2A.
(Measures 6.6 x 6.6 x 3.7 cm. Age 7+)
Gift Mazes
Sledgehammer sold separately
£6.95
Giving cash, DVDs, games or CDs is a tad
generous, so why not make recipients work
for their pressie by locking it in one of these
fist-gnawingly perplexing puzzles. It’s more
infuriating than June Sarpong’s voice and
the Sopranos finale combined.
(DVD Maze measures 23 x 17.5 x 6 cm, Money Maze
measures 9 x 9 x 9 cm)
2A. DVD MAZE
2B. MONEY MAZE
£14.95
£9.95
Lonpos 303 Puzzle
Over 360,000 problems in one. Aargh!
2D and 3D puzzles!
This unique puzzle challenges wannabe
Hawkings to create increasingly complex
pre-set pyramids and rectangles, in both
2D and 3D, using coloured ‘pentominoes’.
Sounds simple but it’s harder than trying not
to think of a pink hippo. See?
(256 2D and 47 3D pre-set challenges.
Measures 14.2 x 8 x 2.3 cm. Age 8+)
£14.95
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hmm.. how do you
get this open?
Magic IQ Gift Box
Why, you infuriating little ****!
Eureka Bottle Puzzles
With no obvious opening, latch, hinge or
moving parts, this devious wooden box is
the ideal place in which to store small gifts.
Recipients won’t know whether to laugh,
cry or crack out a lump hammer in utter
frustration. Ha-ha!
Prepare to suffer!
You’ll laugh, cry and sob for a solution as you endeavour to free a titchy marble
and red cross from the clutches of these devilishly vexing bottle puzzles.
The only thing you won’t do is stop playing with ‘em. Smash!
(Age 14+. Cross puzzle graded very difficult. Maraca puzzle graded easy.
Measure approximately 12 x 10 x 10 cm)
(Inside volume for gift: 8.2 x 2.8 x 1.5 cm.
Measures: 10.2 x 6.5 x 4.5 cm)
Cross / Maraca
£8.95
£11.95 each
build your own maze!
Brio Labyrinth
Ball balancing brainteaser
This award-winning classic has been going
strong for over sixty years, and once you
attempt to score points by guiding your balls
(no sniggering!) through its solid birch maze,
you’ll understand why. It’s enough to drive
you utterly hatstand!
(Measures 33.5 x 9.5 x 28.5 cm)
£19.95
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Is it a futuristic construction system or a
colourful sculpting set for cascading marble
runs? This compelling brainteaser is both,
as it challenges you to build working marble
mazes shaped like dinosaurs, robots,
flowers, fish and more.
(Available in ‘Cool’ or ‘Hot’ colours)
20 Piece Set
50 Piece set
£14.99
£29.99
Call 0844 922 5565
or order online at
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Where’s Mr Bennett when you need him?
No, it’s not Paul Scholes and Ian Hislop, it’s Morph
and
Chas! Officially licensed, these memory-jogging
playsets
come with everything you need to make your own
mischievous Plasticine sidekicks. There’s even an
instructional DVD containing 15 classic Morph adventures.
My army’s better than your army!
Although war is a pretty dippy concept, playing with toy
soldiers is perfectly excusable, especially when they’re
re-issues of the ultra-realistic little plastic fellas that captivated generations of kids back in the day. Quick march,
you ‘orrible ‘erberts!
(Includes 3 blocks of Plasticine, 5 accessories, instruction
(Choose from: American GIs, British Infantry, German Infantry, German Paratroops)
Morph / Chas
£5.95 each
£9.95 each
A little Evel goes a long way!
It’s never a good idea to wind up a crazy biker. But
if you must, do it with this ripcord operated stunt set.
Highly effective, particularly when you’re attempting
to replicate the wince-inducing wipe-outs that
became Evel’s forte. Ouch!
A classic - with knobs on!
Whether you’re new to Etch-A-Sketch or a veteran twiddler
in need of a fix, this magic rectangle remains as unputdownable as ever. You’ll be drawing blocky houses,
struggling with circles and shaking away suggestive linear
creations in no time.
(Includes rip cord to power Evel Knievel, ramp and cardboard ‘ring of fire’)
(Measures 25 x 20 x 4.5 cm. Ages 4+)
£9.95
£14.95
The brilliantly bizarre, totally addictive instrument made
famous by everyone’s favourite paint-chucker is back, and it
still sounds unlike anything else on earth. As used by
luminaries such as Bowie, The White Stripes and St. Rolf himself,
this pocket electronic organ is a musical legend. Skweeeal!
(Measures 15.5 x 10 x 4 cm. Requires 3x AA batteries - not included)
Call 0844 922 5565
s and a DVD. Ages 3+)
only
£14.95
or order online at
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Wakawakawaka…munch!
If you thought Pac-Man was a chronic scoffer, wait until you try a few
of these seriously moreish sweeties. An ideal gift for sweet-toothed
vidiots, each retro themed tin contains matching
sour candies. Mmm…Clyde and Inky!
(Each tin contains approximately 34g, 2 tins per set)
Pac-man set / Mario set
£5.99
Periodic Table Mug
Fancy a cuppa chemistry?
Why anyone would want to check the atomic
mass of molybdenum whilst drinking a
cuppa is beyond us. But just in case you do,
this geeky ceramic mug is here to help.
(Small holds 250ml. Large holds 400ml)
SMALL
LARGE
£5.95
£9.95
“
This is amazing. I can drink tea and
hot chocolate and pretend to
revise for GCSEs at the same time...
Lucy, Sheffield - May ‘09
Giant Microbes
Catch it, hug it, love it
Penguin USB Flash Drives
Resembling the nasty lurgies that cause all
manner of medical mayhem, these infectiously cute fluffy critters are contagious for
all the right reasons, and now include MRSA,
Swine Flu and a Fat Cell. Catch them while
you can. Achoo!
P-p-plug in a penguin
Waddle they think of next? We’re not entirely
sure, because these impossibly cute silicone
penguins are actually flip-open USB sticks.
Keyring friendly, they’re ideal for storing
files, spreadsheets and buckets of fish. Well,
maybe not. Aark! Aark!
(Measures 4.5 x 3 x 2 cm)
2GB
4GB
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£14.99
£19.99
”
“
I love Giant
Microbes!!! They are
amazing and so cute!
Tanya, Bournemouth
- DEC ‘08
(Choose from 11 varieties. Measures approximately 10 cm)
£6.95 each
”
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1. Star Trek Bottle Opener
2. Star Wars Force Trainer
These are the voyages of the Starship Enterprise
Bottle Opener. Its ongoing mission: to explore
strange new kitchens. To seek out pesky bottles. To
boldly open what no opener has opened before.
(Measures 12 x 1 x 5.5 cm)
Don’t frighten onlookers with your sorcerer’s
ways, use the Force to control this cape-billowingly impressive Jedi training sphere. As you take
instruction from Yoda, a sensor-laden wireless
headset reads and interprets your brainwaves.
£12.95
(Requires 6x AA batteries and 3x AAA batteries - not included.
Beer - the ideal refreshment
Can you feel the Force?
3. Star Trek Cologne
£99.95
It’s fragrance, Jim, but not as we know it
Leave logic behind, embrace your inner Shatner and
boldly smell like no-one has smelled before with
these high quality colognes and perfumes inspired
by Star Trek. Casual, commanding, daring and
exotic, each fragrance is set to stun.
(Tiberius & Red Shirt net contents 100ml. Pon Farr net contents 50ml)
TIBERIUS / RED SHIRT / PON FARR
Call 0844 922 5565
4. R2-D2 Projection Alarm Clock
Help me Obi Wan…oh, is that the time?
If waking up beside a dumpy droid is good enough for Luke, it’s good enough for you.
Fully licensed, this Artoo alarm clock projects the time on walls or ceilings, so there’s no
excuse if you’re late for geek classes.
(Requires 2x AAA and 1x LR44 batteries - included. Measures 16.5 x 6.5 x 9.5 cm)
£24.95 £24.95
or order online at
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IDEAL FOR LOOKING AT THOSE
HARD TO REACH PLACES
USB Microscope
USB Snakescope
Really close encounters
You wanna look up my what?
Pretend you’re Bruce Banner, her off the X
Files or even Quincy with this USB-powered
microscope that lets you zoom in (from 20x
to 200x or 20x to 400x) on objects and
record your findings as photos and vids on
your PC. It’s a small world!
Whether you’re shoving it down your
plughole, searching down the sofa or,
as we suspect, just being phenomenally
juvenile, this long and flexible USB-friendly
endoscopic camera is just the ticket. Peering
into inaccessible places has never been so
entertaining.
(Windows and Mac compatible. Deluxe 2.0 megapixel sensor,
Standard 1.3 megapixel sensor. USB powered. Measures
7 x 15 x 12 cm)
Khet
Another level
Khet, the futuristic game of strategy with an
Egyptian twist now has a mezzanine level
for even more zaptastic possibilities. Players
must position mirrored pieces around the
board and activate a real laser beam to
‘vaporise’ opponents. You’ll be hooked
faster than you can say Nefertiti. Ra!
(2 Players. Requires 4x AAA batteries - included. Age 9+.
Measures 44.5 x 36.8 cm. Contains two Class 1 lasers)
1. KHET
2. 3D EXPANSION SET
£34.95
£14.95
STANDARD (200x)
DELUXE (400x)
£59.95
£69.95
(Requires a PC running Windows XP or Vista and a USB
1.1/2.0 port. USB powered. Video resolution 640x480)
£29.99
Minoru 3D Webcam
You’ll wanna jump in the screen!
Add eye-popping depth to online chit chats
and give movies an extra dimension with
this, the world’s first 3D webcam. Simply
pop on the retro-style specs and get gawping. Particularly impressive if you know any
long-nosed, spear-wielding dinosaurs.
(Requires a PC running Windows XP or Vista and a USB 2.0
port. Includes 5 pairs of 3D glasses. Measures 11 x 7 x 3 cm)
£39.95
2.
1.
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Space Invaders
Alarm Clock
Game and lie-in over
Wake up to a glowing, bleeping invasion
of sinister, appendage-waggling Space
Invaders with this officially licensed
alarm clock. With ominous sound
effects and colour changing casing,
you’d have to be a right dum-dumdum-dummy not to be blown away.
(Requires 2x AA batteries - not included. Measures 9.2
x 8.5 x 9.5 cm)
£24.95
Baconnaise
T-Equaliser
Because ketchup is so 2008
The greatest creation since the pig, this
spectacularly addictive bacon flavoured
mayo will have you squealing (like a pig)
and crying bacony tears of joy, as it adds an
oinkingly smoky kick to burgers, sandwiches,
salads and more.
(Net weight 443ml. Suitable for vegetarians. Honest!)
Regular
Lite
£4.95
£4.95
I bet that you look good on the
dancefloor
Forget about sweary shock Ts and retro
schlock Ts, this eye-catching garment is
guaranteed to mesmerise fellow clubbers
and pubbers as it features a flashing
graphic equaliser that pulsates in time to
the music. A blindin’ ice-breaker!
(Medium 38”-40”, Large 40”-42”, Extra Large 44-46”.
Requires 4x AAA batteries - not included)
Med / lrg / Xl
£17.95
Brick USB Memory Brick
Choro Robo Q
It looks like a keyring-friendly version of
the world’s favourite plastic play brick, but
it’s also a funky USB memory stick. Use it
to safeguard all kinds of data, from photos
and spreadsheets to blueprints of a blocky
Big Ben.
Clearly the result of miniaturisation gone
mental, these mind-bogglingly teeny robots
are no bigger than your thumb. But unlike
your thumb they can receive and interpret
commands from a titchy controller, and
automatically avoid obstacles. R2D who?
(2GB available in Blue, Pink, Red or Yellow. 4GB available in
Blue, Red or Yellow. Measures 3.1 x 1.6 x 1.1 cm)
(Includes remote control. Measures 3.5 x 2.7 x 2.3 cm.
Requires 4x AA batteries - included)
Don’t stick it, brick it
2GB
4GB
£24.95
£34.95
Call 0844 922 5565
The world’s smallest robots
£19.95
or order online at
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Blooming Decorations
‘Tis the season to go eco
FreeLoader Solar Charger
Instant power – anytime, anywhere
A portable gadget minus power is as much use as a toffee torch.
Thankfully these powerful take-anywhere chargers gather energy
from that big orangey thing – not Dale Winton, the sun. You can now
charge your FreeLoader in double quick time and even juice up the
brickish batteries used by vidcams and SLRs with the new higher
capacity FreeLoader Pro. Get in there, sun!
The ultimate in eco-friendly Christmas decorations, these
sparkly recycled shapes are embedded with wild flower
seeds. Hang them up, then when the festive season’s over
pop them in the ground to grow some wild flowers in your
garden. Grow ho ho, merry Christmas!
(Each pack includes 10 decorations)
£8.95
(Charges many mobile phones including iPhone, MP3 players and iPods. Freeloader Pro
includes CamCaddy, a digital camera battery charger. Measures 23.8 x 6.3 x 2 cm)
1. FREELOADER SOLAR CHARGER PINK / SILVER
2. FREELOADER PRO
£29.95
£69.95
Sun, Moon & Dusk Jar
One giant leap for jarkind
They look like traditional kitchen jars but these ingenious containers
collect sunshine so you can use it at night. Containing a solar cell, battery and LED light, each jar adds ambience to any scenario.
SUN / MOON / DUSK
£19.95 each
Solar Fairy Lights
Starry, starry night
These twinkly weatherproof lights make gardens look like
they’ve been sprinkled with fairy dust. Powered by the sun,
you can use ‘em to decorate branches, parasols and statues.
(50 LED model is 5 metres long. 100 LED model is 10 metres long. Lights for
20 hours on a full charge. Waterproof. Internal rechargeable battery included)
50 ultra bright LEDs
100 ultra bright LEDs
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Fast UKonline
Secure
delivery
ordering
- including next day
£29.95
£39.95
1.
2.
I Am Not A Paper Cup
Muffin not included
Here at Firebucks we love those coffee shop to-go cups.
Unfortunately they’re made of flimsy paper. Enter this
ceramic version of a modern design icon. Featuring a
flexi-top for maximum slurpability, it’s the ideal vessel
for stay-at-home coffee fans. Chocolate sprinkles?
(White porcelain cup with silicone lid. Dual walled to insulate hot drinks.
Holds 300ml of liquid)
£12.95
Beer Bottle Goblets
Shhhtop!
Why settle for boring beer glasses when you can sup from a gorgeous
goblet? Each stylish vessel has been skilfully crafted from a recycled
Corona, Grolsch or Sol bottle. How? By cutting away the base, polishing
the edges and bonding a base to the neck of the bottle. Sheer glass!
(Twin pack of glasses)
1. GROLSCH / SOL GOBLETS twin pack
2. GROLSCH TUMBLERS twin pack £12.95
£9.95
GroBox
Bury impressive blooms
Smencils
Sketch ‘n’ sniff
Made from 100% recycled newspaper, these quality
non-toxic pencils are infused with gourmet scents, so you
can inhale the heady aroma of watermelon and chocolate
as you sketch. Don’t ask why, just take a deep breath and
get scribbling.
Life’s too short to waste time sowing seeds, especially when you can
achieve superior results by burying a Grobox. Simply plant the entire
seed-laden shebang, biodegradable box and all, and before you know it
your borders will be blooming!
(Biodegradeable box. Measures 30 x 23 x 4.5 cm)
WINTER GARDEN / WINTER VEG / WHITE CHRISTMAS
£5.99
(10 Smencil scents include: Black Cherry, Bubble Gum, Cinnamon, Cotton
Candy, Grape, Orange, Rootbeer, Tropical Blast, Very Berry, and Watermelon.
One of each included in every pack)
PACK OF 10
Call 0844 922 5565
£9.95
or order online at
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Alien Abduction Lamp
Close encounters of the illuminating kind
Quick, call the National Enquirer! This gorgeously kitsch table lamp could
be a case for Mulder and Scully because it replicates an alien abduction in
all its eerie, glowing, frankly implausible glory.
Redneck trucker not included.
(Mains powered)
£79.95
Star Theatre Planetarium
Heavens above!
Who created the galaxy? Is the universe
infinite? Did Captain Kirk really wear a
wig? Ponder these questions and more as
you stare at various mega-realistic constellations with this über-advanced gizmo
that projects mesmerising night skies
across walls and ceilings. Cosmic!
(Mains or battery powered. Requires 4x C batteries - not
included. Measures 15 x 18 x 15 cm)
£119.95
Sky Lanterns
A Wandering Star?
Special events require special effects,
so ramp up the wow-factor with these
enchanting lanterns that gradually rise
into the night sky. Simply light the wax
fuel cell, make a wish and gawp as your
biodegradable blimp drifts towards
the heavens.
(Each lantern measures 94 x 56 cm)
PACK OF 10
£24.95
Bedside Booklight
One for the books
Bookworms will love this lamp/bookstand as you can plonk your latest tome
on its ‘roof’ and slip off into boboland,
safe in the knowledge your page is saved.
(Unless it’s by Shakespeare in which case
you’ll already be asleep).
(Mains powered)
£39.95
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Star Wars Lightsaber Torch
Defeat the Dark Side
A weapon from a more civilised age, this
elegant lightsaber torch will destroy the Dark
Side in seconds. It even emits a suitably Jedi-ish glow and
makes that iconic ‘pshwooohhh’ sound. Brown dressing
gown sold separately.
(Requires 3x AAA batteries - included.
Measures 4.5 x 25 x 4.5 cm)
blue / red
£9.95
illoom balloons
Blow and glow
Mathmos Fireflow
Back to to the future…we think
Inspired by the 40th anniversary of the
moon landings, this retro rocket lava lamp
is powered by a single tea light. Simply
light it and in 20 minutes the compellingly
kitsch lava formula comes alive. Like,
psychedelic, man.
(One tealight candle included. Measures 24 x 9 x 9 cm)
PINK / BLUE
Powered by
candlelight!
Mood Duck Radio
Are you ‘avin’ a bath?
Forget Donald, Daffy and boring rubber
quackers – the most entertaining waterfowl to share your bath with is Mood Duck.
Fully waterproof, this multi-tasking ducky
doubles up as an AM/FM radio and
relaxing colour changing mood light.
(Requires 3x AAA batteries - not included.
Measures 13 x 9.5 x 13 cm)
£12.95
Call 0844 922 5565
or order online at
£29.95
Unless they’re shaped like rude objects,
it’s hard to get excited about balloons. But
all that’s about to change because these
inflatable dazzlers are fitted with weeny
LEDs, causing them to glow for up to 15
hours. Blow me!
(15 balloons per pack)
blue
mixed colours
pink / white / purple mix
£8.99
£8.99
£8.99
Supercar Driving Thrill
My other car’s a Fiesta
Slam your foot down and scream Clarkson-esque superlatives
as you rocket round the racetrack in a gut-wrenchingly fast
supercar. Whether it’s a Ferrari 360, an Aston Martin V8, an
Audi R8 or a Lamborghini Gallardo, we guarantee you’ll
be gobsmacked!
(Available at various racetracks in the UK. Voucher valid for 10 months, Sunday-Friday,
excluding school and bank holidays. Saturday experience available for £99.95.
Terms apply*)
Audi R8 / Aston Martin / Ferrari / LamBorghini
Sphereing Experience
For Two
Big balls?
Sphereing is a new extreme sport where
mentalist hamster wannabes roll down steep
hills inside huge inflatable balls. No, really!
You and your victim will be strapped in, facing each other, before tearing off at dizzying
speeds up to 30mph. Utterly hysterical!
(Voucher is valid for 10 months, Monday-Friday, excluding
school holidays and bank holidays. Voucher for two including
weekends available for £63.50. Terms apply*)
£53.50
£79.50
Vinopolis Grapevine
Experience For Two
Airkix Indoor Skydiving
Planes? Who needs ‘em?
Experience the trouser-wetting thrill of skydiving without all that jumping out of planes
nonsense, by leaping into the airflow of a
ludicrously powerful vertical wind tunnel.
(Available at Milton Keynes, Buckinghamshire. Voucher is valid
for 10 months, Monday-Sunday. Terms apply*)
A corking day out
Set under spectacular Victorian arches,
Vinopolis is a huge site devoted to boozy
beverages. This quaff-tastic day includes a
full tour, several tasting sessions and a Bombay Sapphire cocktail! Aspirin not included.
(Voucher is valid for 10 months for two people. Terms apply*)
£49.50
£33.50
*Terms: Restrictions including, but not limited to, age, weight, height and health, apply to gift experiences, please check www.firebox.com/experiences to ensure the experience
is suitable for the intended recipient. See website for location details. Locations are subject to change. Check www.firebox.com/experiences for full Terms & Conditions.
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Chain Wine Bottle Holder
Show some bottle
Don’t plonk your plonk on the table. Display
it in this eye-catching metal stand that
appears to be holding the bottle aloft, Indian
rope trick-style. Ideal for wine aficionados,
it represents the oppressed grape’s struggle
for emancipation. Or something like that.
(Fits most standard wine bottles. Wine bottle not included.
Measures 30 x 3 cm)
£19.95
Breathable Wine Glasses
Decanter? What decanter?
Sitting around waiting for wine to breathe
is a right pain in the pinots. That’s why you
need these specially treated crystal glasses
that aerate wine 30 times faster than regular
glasses. No decanters, feather-spitting or
canapé twiddling required.
(Two glasses. Each glass holds 300ml of wine.
two wine glasses
£24.95
Boardcaster Chopping Board
For those about to chop…
Lovingly crafted by a genuine British guitar manufacturer from solid beech. It’s plucking brilliant
for plank-spanking foodies and more reliable than a Quo riff.
(Wipe clean only. Made from solid beech wood.
Measures 44 x 33 x 2.5 cm. Knife and tomato not included)
£29.95
Voodoo Knife Block
Ouch! That’s gotta hurt!
One of the most bizarre kitchen accessories
we’ve seen, the Voodoo Knife Block is no
chip off the old (knife) block. It’s a radical
new designer knife rack that no serious (or
not so serious) chef should be without. So
what are you waiting for? Chop chop!
(You must be 18 or over to purchase this
product. See page 2 for details. Chrome,
Red and Black editions are ABS plastic)
RED / BLACK
CHROME effect
Call 0844 922 5565
£59.95
£79.95
or order online at
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Giant Cupcake Tin
Upload a photo
of
your giant
cupcake
at Firebox.com
Does exactly what it says…
Having your cake and eating it has never been so yummilicious because
this ginormous cast aluminium pan lets you create the mother of all
cupcakes. Ideal for birthday parties, Christmas soirees and non-specific
greedy-guts’ gatherings.
(Made from cast aluminium. Dishwasher safe. Measures: 41 x 21 x 11 cm)
£29.95
“
This cake tin is awesome :D The
very first time I used it my cake
was perfect and the recipe that
comes with it is absolutely
delicious!
Julianne, Ipswich - Jul ‘09
”
Garlic Zoom
From bulb to bits in seconds
Superfoods require super choppers, so thank
goodness for this amazing garlic blitzer
that minimises pungent fingers and stinky
surfaces. Simply pop a clove inside and roll
it on your worktop. The more you roll the
finer the garlic.
(Dishwasher safe. Measures 7.6 x 4.5 x 6.4 cm)
£7.95
Decantus Wine
Aerator
Makes 21 bubble
ice cubes
Quicker quaffing!
Perfect for insufferable wine
bores and decanter-less
dinner party hosts, this
miraculous by-the-glass
aerator instantly oxygenates vino for more flavour.
Simply pour in the plonk
and wait for the Bernoulli
Effect (no, no idea) to work
its magic. Salut!
(Includes: Decantus aerator, stand, storage pouch, sediment screen, cleaning brush.
Ice Orb
Sub zero thinking
As well as storing and serving ice, this
cylindrical ice tray chills wine and keeps
dips cool while serving. All you need to do
is chuck out those ancient fish fingers to
make room for it in the freezer.
(Makes 21 ice cubes. Measures 14 x 14 x 12.5 cm)
£14.95
£39.95
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1. Slushie Maker Enjoy perfectly churned slushies with this table-top machine.
(Mains powered. Holds 2 litres of liquid). £49.95
2. Stonebake Pizza Oven Crack out your salami and make like an Italian with this incredibly
versatile pizza oven. (Fits up to a 12” pizza. Mains powered. Measures 19 x 33 x 36 cm). £59.95
3. Rubik’s Cube Salt and Pepper Mills Season your nosh in style with these geek-chic
mills that resemble Rubik’s cubes. (Measures 5.7 x 5.7 x 5.7 cm). £11.95 each
4. Pizza Boss 3000 Capable of slashing through the sloppiest of Giuseppe.
£9.95
(Measures 11.5 x 9.6 x 6.4 cm).
1.
2.
4.
3.
Call 0844 922 5565
or order online at
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The Wand Remote Control
Your swish is my command!
Make a complete Dumbledore of yourself as you control your TV, iPod
or Sky box as if by magic, with this beautifully made, highly Hogwartian
wand. Simply swish, whirl and flick to change channels, adjust volume
and much more. Jeremy Kyle begone!
(Requires 2x AAA batteries - not included. Measures 35.5 x 2 cm)
£49.95
“
It is sooo simple and brilliantly
fun to use. Go firebox!!!
Finny, Malvern - Mar ‘09
Busbi Digital Video Camera
Clumsy skateboarder not included
”
Forget complex camcorders with instructions thicker than a Big
Brother housemate. The point and shoot Busbi captures footage and
uploads it in a flash. Featuring a 2” LCD screen, TV connectivity and
easy peasy editing software, it’s the cam that can.
(Includes 1GB SD card. Requires 2x AA batteries - included)
£39.95
1 GB
NightVision Digital Video Camera
A shot in the dark
If 007 had a camera like this he’d use it to film Pussy Galore after
dark. But you’ll probably use it to video things that go bump in
the night because it utilises cutting edge technology to ‘see’ in
the dark.
(640 x 480, VGA video resolution with sound. 2” colour screen. SD card expandable
memory up to 2GB for 75 minutes recording. Requires 4x AA batteries - not included.
Includes editing software, USB cable and TV viewing cable. Measures 16 x 12 x 5 cm.
Age 8+)
£69.95
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Korg Kaossilator
Compose
Create amazing music on the move
whilst you
travel
In a world of Doherty’s and Dannii’s,
making music with no discernable talent
is the way forward. And it’s easy with this
portable synth because it lets you create
pro-standard, multi-instrumental music by
simply tapping or sliding your finger across
its touchscreen. Phenom!
(Requires 4x AA batteries - included.
£149.95
Pacemaker
Hey, Mr DJ!
Fancy making a complete Carl Cox of yourself? Then you’d better start wrecking the decks
with this multi award-winning gizmo that lets you do everything a professional twin-deck set
up would via its titchy touchpad. ‘Ave it!
(PC and Mac compatible)
60GB
120GB
£299.95
£399.95
SAVE YOUR BEST
MIXES WHEN YOU’RE
ON THE BUS AND
UPLOAD TO YOUR
LAPTOP
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Auto beat-match
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Timestretching & keyc
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Lavod MP3 Bike Speaker
Rock as you roll
As if ding-a-linging bells and garish lycra were not loud
enough, cyclists can now bin their headphones and bother
everyone with this sleek, handlebar-mounted MP3 player/
FM radio speaker that pumps out crisp, taxi driver-annoying
sonics. Roll with it!
(PC and Mac compatible. 2GB internal memory for up to 400 songs. Light has full
beam and flashing modes. Includes quick release handlebar mount)
£99.95
“
Singin’ along to Ocean Colour
Scene.. on the move! What’s better than that? Nothing. Fact!
Gary, Manchester - Jun ‘09
Call 0844 922 5565
”
or order online at
JUST TWIST TO SKIP/CHANGE VOLUME
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Ecco GPS Keychain
Show me the way to go home
Forget breadcrumb trails and chalk. Find
your way back to your car, hotel, tent or
kebab shop via this keyring friendly GPS
system. Simply ‘lock’ in up to three locations
and you’re good to go.
(No service fees. Store up to 3 locations.
Internal rechargeable battery)
NEVER LOSE YOUR
CAR AGAIN, DUDE!
Go for th
Muvi Micro Camcorder
e extreme
The smallest camcorder in the world
Ideal for boisterous Jackass types, the
eye-rubbingly weeny Muvi is so idiot-proof
even wannabe Spielbergs with a penchant
for boxing gloves can use it, because as
well as one-button recording it’s also voice
activated. ‘Action!’
£69.95
sports pack
film on the go...
(640 x 480 VGA resolution with sound. Includes 2GB Micro
SD memory card for 1 hour recording. Compatible with up to
8GB Micro SD card. Internal, rechargeable lithium-ion battery
for up to 2 hours recording)
Muvi Camcorder Extreme Sports Pack
£79.95
£19.95
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Freeview TV and more – anywhere!
Say goodbye to fuzzy reception and crummy channel choice; this supermodel slim
4.3” media player features a built-in DVB-T receiver so you can watch crystal-clear
Freeview TV on its quality 3” LCD screen wherever you may roam. Hurry up,
ChuckleVision’s on!
(4.3” High quality LCD screen.
viewer. In-built Freeview receiver
7.8 x 1.2 cm)
Playback of MP4 video via onboard memory or Mini SD card slot. Image
which requires strong Freeview signal. Ultra slim design. Measures 12.7 x
£149.95
MINI SD Card
Take pics
and film underwater
Digital Camera Mask
Shark!? Say ‘cheese’
Now you can take Cousteau-quality underwater photos and shoot video without
having to fumble around for your gizmos
with this hi-tech dive mask/camera.
Featuring a built-in viewfinder with
crosshairs, it’s perfect for mermaid-hunters,
pool party-goers and SpongeBob stalkers.
(Fits age 8 to adult. 5 megapixel image. Records video at 640 x 480 (VGA) resolution.
Internal memory of 16MB. Micro SD card expandable up to
2GB. Requires 2x AAA batteries - not included)
£99.95
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!
AirCurve
MiLi iPhone Power Pack
Plonking your iPhone on granny’s wooden sideboard might make
things a bit louder but it’s hardly practical. Enter this ingenious
transparent block that amplifies output by an impressive 10 decibels
using clever ear-like air tubes. No batteries or juice required.
Addicted to apps? This sleek charging ‘suit’ will double your
iPhone’s battery life, providing up to 350 hours standby time. It
even has a mini USB port so you can charge other gizmos and
leave it on when syncing.
(2000mAh battery, compatible with iPhone 2G, 3G, 3GS. Extra 390 hours on standby or 9
hours video playback or 6.5 hours internet use on 3G or 8 hours on Wi-Fi)
Like an ear…only better!
Slip into something more powerful
£17.95
Stylus & Touchscreen Cleaning Kit
black / white
£49.95
Shiny happy gizmos
Retro iPod Alarm Clock
Keep beloved touchscreen gizmos gunk-free with this revolutionary anti-bacterial ‘wet cleaning’ system that leaves iPhones,
smartphones and PSPs looking like they’ve just stepped out of the
salon. It even includes an integrated stylus for sausage-fingered
gadgeteers.
It looks like an old-style alarm clock, but wait... you can slip your iPod
in there. And those ‘bells’ are cunningly disguised 360° omni speakers. That’s because this device is actually an alarm clock/dock that
wakes you up to any playlist you fancy.
Birdsong and bells? Bah!
(Suitable for all touchscreen mobile phones. Includes cleaning pen, stylus, sim card pin
and microfibre pouch)
(Compatible with iPhone, iPod Video, Nano and Classic. Mains powered.
iPod not included)
£7.95
White / Black / Pink
Call 0844 922 5565
or order online at
£39.95
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WoodStation
Block, clock and weather station!
It’s not every day you see a glowing
plank telling the time and predicting the
weather. Unless you watch GMTV. But this
über-stylish motion-sensitive alarm clock
displays various digital weather symbols and
meteorological info, as if by magic. Uh-oh,
rain again!
(Mains or battery powered. 4x AA batteries included. Can be
wall mounted. Measures 22.5 x 13 x 6.4 cm)
WALNUT / MAPLE EFFECT
£89.95
KNOW YOUR WEATHER CONDITIONS:
Sunny
STORMY
CLOUDY
PARTLY CLOUDY
Sunny
Pocket Cinema
Quit squinting!
Forget the clanking great projectors of yesteryear. This pocket-sized
rechargeable gizmo will project the movies and pictures trapped in
iPods, mobile phones and DVD players onto walls, screens and naked
backsides. The projected image is up to 50” wide and there’s even a
built-in stereo speaker. Popcorn and back row of shouty ASBO children
not included.
(Image resolution 640 x 480 (V10) 640 x 360 (T10). Aspect Ratio: 4:3 (V10) 16:9 (T10). V10
has 1GB on-board memory and SD card slot expandable. Both have internal rechargeable battery)
t10
v10
£199.95
£249.95
ALBUM Digital Photo Gallery
40,000 pictures in your pocket
Stuffing snaps in your pocket is incredibly last century, especially
when you can show off over 40,000 with this leather-swathed digital
viewer. Simply upload shots automatically from your camera, card,
stick or computer and enjoy the show via a 7” screen.
(4GB on-board storage for 40,000 photos. Download direct from SD card or digital camera.
3 hour battery life. 7” Screen, 800 x 480 screen resolution. Measures 19.5 x 11 x 1.4 cm)
Black / natural leather
SD Card
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dvd players
IPODS
Gaming
systems
£169.99
COOL-ER eBook Reader
Bye bye bulky books
With a glare-free display that looks just like
paper and an expandable memory that holds
thousands of books, this wafer-thin gizmo is
the best thing to happen to literature since
Jeffrey Archer got banged up. It even plays
MP3s.
(Over one million ebooks available for free online. 6” E Ink®
technology screen. PC/Mac compatible. Supports the
following formats: PDF, EPUB, FB2, RTF, TXT, HTML, PRC,
JPG, MP3. Measures 18 x 12 x 1 cm)
£189.95
control
COLOURS AVAILABLE
rovio from
anywhere
via the
web!
Vuzix iWear
For your eyes only
Into movies and games? Don’t weld a plasma to your hooter, pop on a
pair of these hi-tech specs that replicate the big screen in the privacy
of your own…erm, head. Immersive? It’s like mainlining a movie!
Better still, these stylish updates resemble wraparound shades, so
commuters won’t think you’re en route to a dork convention.
(All AV models compatible with iPods, iPhones, DVD players, gaming systems and mobile phones
with video out. VR model is PC only)
Rovio WiFi Robot
I robot, you impressed!
Watch, listen and speak to friends wherever you are in the world, as
you control this WiFi enabled robot from your laptop or phone. Why?
Because spying on people using an ultra hi-tech robot is funnier than
skulking behind the curtains. Obviously.
AV230XL VIRTUAL 44”
WRAP AV310 VIRTUAL 52”
WRAP AV920 VIRTUAL 62”
VR920 PC ONLY
£149.95
£179.95
£249.95
£299.95
(Includes mains powered charging dock. Measures 34 x 30.5 x 35 cm.
Requires PC/Mac and WiFi router)
£249.95
Call 0844 922 5565
IPODS /
iphones
or order online at
Media players Portable dvd
players
Gaming
systems
Mobile phones
with video out
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USB VHS Converter
The tracking’s out. Not!
Convert long-forgotten VHS tapes into
pristine digital files, then watch your
reinvigorated recordings via computer or
portable player with this USB-friendly VCR.
Whether it’s an old wedding film or little
Johnny’s first steps, this is the ultimate
memory-jogger.
(PC compatible. Includes EZ VHS Converter software.
Mains powered. SCART output for TV viewing)
£139.95
Convert youR VHS tapes to pc
USB Tape Express
From tape to MP3
Fast forward to the future with this nifty little portable
cassette player that also converts old tapes into
immaculate MP3s. USB friendly, its clever conversion
software will get to work before you can say ‘I was
working as a waitress…’
(PC and Mac compatible. Software included. Includes internal
rechargeable battery)
£49.95
Use as a portable
casette player
Convert youR CASSETTE tapes to pc
USB Turntables
A new spin on vinyl
The greatest thing to happen to music since
Bruno Brookes hung up his headphones,
these idiot-proof USB turntables will transfer
your vinyl directly to PC/Mac. Simply fire up
the included software and start converting.
You can also listen to your platters in all
their crackly undigitised, erm, glory, via
your stereo. There’s even a straight-to-iPod
version, no computer required.
(PC and Mac compatible. Software included. Mains powered)
1A.
1B.
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1A. PROFILE
1B. iPROFILE
£69.95
£99.95
Flip Digital Video Cameras
1.
IP HD
Who can be bothered with complex camcorders festooned with
buttons? Not us. That’s why we’re flipping out over the Flip. Already
a sensation in the States, this rechargeable point-and-shoot gizmo
features a flip-out USB arm and built-in software, making uploading,
saving and sending high quality vids a doddle.
CH
ON ECK O
PAG UT
E 3 THE
!
FL
Flippin’ genius!
(Onboard Flip software for instant viewing, editing and one-click emailing. Records in VGA
(640x480) resolution. Flip Mino: 60min recording time on 2GB internal memory. 1.5” screen.
Internal lithium battery. Measures 10 x 5 x 1.6 cm. Ultra II: 120min recording time on 4GB
internal memory. 2” screen. Powered by 2x AA batteries. Measures 10.4 x 5.4 x 2.9 cm. Mino
was £149.95, Ultra was £119.95. Limited offer - please see website for details)
£104.95
£134.95
1.ULTRA II BLACK / FUSCHIA / WHITE
2.MINO BLACK / WHITE
“
A great device! I never expected such a small
device to give such a good quality image! The
memory is more than enough and its so easy to
upload everything to your computer!
JAMES COOPER, LONDON - JUN ‘08
2.
”
Film 2 SD Negative Scanner
Digitise old negs anywhere!
Digitise the images trapped on old 35mm negatives and slides with
this stylish scanner that plops the lot directly onto an SD card – no
computer required. It even has a large LCD preview screen. Lovely MC
Hammer pantaloons. Not!
SD Card
(High resolution 5 megapixel scanner. Records direct to SD card - no PC required. Mains or USB
powered. Includes 1GB SD card. Measures 26.5 x 15 x 7.5 cm)
£99.95
USB Negative Scanner
Diggin’ the flares, dad
Rediscover long-forgotten photos with this
USB-friendly scanner that converts the
images trapped on slides and 35mm/110
negatives into digital pics. You can then edit and
enhance your revamped photos using the idiotproof software, ready for printing or viewing on your
PC/Mac. Comparing mullets has never been such fun.
(USB 2.0 powered. Includes Arcsoft photo editing software. 3 megapixel scanner,
scans Slides, 35mm negtives and 110 format film. PC and Mac compatible)
£49.95
Call 0844 922 5565
or order online at
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From £24.95
Flip HD Digital
Video Cameras
From £144.95
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Mission
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