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Slate.com Table of Contents explainer Dead by Election Day family ad report card Lost Cause The Pill Killer fighting words Advanced Search Disregarding Henry books foreigners Cheney's Handiwork A Temporary Thaw books foreigners Is Humanitarian Intervention Dead? The Black President chatterbox human nature Sarah Palin's College Daze Undead Babies chatterbox human nature GOP, RIP? Debate Bait corrections jurisprudence Corrections Where the Trail Leads Next culturebox jurisprudence Nobel Gas The Downsides of Diversity culturebox low concept The Bluest Eyes McCain's Next Stunt day to day low concept To Choke or Not To Choke? The Poetry of Sarah Palin dear prudence map the candidates To Abort or Not To Abort? Recovering do the math medical examiner We're Down $700 Billion. Let's Go Double or Nothing! Still in the Lyme Light drink moneybox Drinking Away Your Sorrows How the Bailout Is Like a Hedge Fund. dvd extras moneybox Your DVD Player Sleeps With the Fishes Washington to New York: Drop Dead election scorecard moneybox Turning Blue The Happy Talk Express explainer movies Who Moderates the Moderators? All Aboard the Crazy Train explainer movies You Say Depression, I Say Recession Shyness Is Nice explainer obit What Makes a Lawyer "Special"? Paul Newman explainer other magazines Does Congress Always Take Off for Rosh Hashanah? Virginia Slim Copyright 2008 Washingtonpost.Newsweek Interactive Co. 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Take the Bill and Run sports nut today's papers Cocktail Chatter: Baseball Playoffs Edition Failure To Lead swingers today's papers Chinese Democracy Compromising Positions swingers today's papers So You Think You're a Swing Voter? Critical Mass swingers today's papers Don't Take It for Granite Bombs Over a Bailout technology today's pictures Everything Means Nothing to Me Today's Pictures technology twitterbox I'm a PC, and I'm Worried About My Image Gwen Ifill Lost This Debate television war stories The End of Star Wars She Still Knows Nothing television war stories Subprime Time Obama Wins on Foreign Policy The Big Sort what's up, doc? House Members Aren't Supposed To Just "Vote Their Districts" Burnout U Copyright 2008 Washingtonpost.Newsweek Interactive Co. LLC 2/105 xx factor xxtra The Un-Hillary ad report card The Pill Killer talking solemnly about the pill's pros. The commercial ditches the usual side-effects voice-over, instead enlisting a lovely brunette to deliver lines like, "DRSP is a different kind of hormone that may increase potassium, so you shouldn't take Yaz if you have liver, kidney, or adrenal disease. …" It doesn't quite click—why would this woman warn her twentysomething friends that women over 35 shouldn't smoke on the pill? And why are her friends nodding intently instead of downing their drinks while their eyes glaze over? Can a new ad make a contraceptive vaginal insert seem cool? By Torie Bosch Monday, September 29, 2008, at 6:50 AM ET The Spot: "Tired of your old birth-control routine?" a voiceover asks. Synchronized swimmers ring the edge of a round pool, moving in unison and chanting the days of the week in turn. They let out sighs of frustration after each repetition, exhausted by the tedium. "Maybe it's time to break free from the pack with NuvaRing," the announcer suggests. One swimmer jumps out of the pool, shakes her hair out of her bathing cap, and tears off part of her suit, turning her modest one-piece into a sexy bikini. She lounges beneath an umbrella while the other swimmers keep at it, then heads to the hot tub with some girlfriends as the voice-over chatters about blood clots. "Say good-bye to the old song-and-dance and hello to NuvaRing," the announcer concludes. (Click here to watch the ad.) The genius of this ad is that it makes something as simple as swallowing a pill once a day seem arduous, old-fashioned, and quaint. The spot plugs NuvaRing, a contraceptive vaginal insert. Instead of taking a pill daily, you wear the NuvaRing—which uses hormones similar to those in the pill—for three weeks, take a week off, and then insert a fresh ring. No longer will you have to take time out of your busy schedule—or your afternoons hanging poolside—to pop a pill, the ad suggests. NuvaRing's ad isn't the first to present the traditional pill as a tiny, pastel-colored ball and chain. One birth-control patch, Ortho Evra, used the slogan "On your body, off your mind." But the synchronized swimming spot, which uses playful imagery and a catchy days-of-the-week chant in place of a heavy-handed slogan, is insidiously persuasive. Although taking the pill is not at all hard, this ad had me briefly pondering making the switch myself. Part of the spot's appeal lies in its light tone. The makers of condoms and Viagra have long used tongue-in-cheek humor to make the hard sell. But women's birth-control spots have gone the earnest route, showing women constantly preoccupied with—and burdened by—the pill. An ad for a pill called Yaz blasts a peppy cover of the '80s Scandal hit "Goodbye to You" and promises that Yaz will relieve menstruating women of fatigue, cramps, irritability, and acne. Another Sex and the Cityinspired Yaz spot shows sophisticated, cocktail-sipping women Copyright 2008 Washingtonpost.Newsweek Interactive Co. LLC The NuvaRing commercial, by contrast, uses lighthearted details to suggest that birth control can be a no-sweat part of your life. It shrewdly portrays the pill as an old-fashioned fuddy-duddy, something out of your mother's or even grandmother's youth, like a one-piece bathing costume, a swim cap, even synchronized swimming, an activity that prizes conformity over individualism. In an animated version of the ad, the pool deck even appears to be made of checkered linoleum, like a '50s-era kitchen. The NuvaRing, on the other hand, is the choice of the freedom-loving, loose-haired, midriff-bearing, sunglasseswearing girl who flirts with the waiter proffering drinks and has her own style and idea of fun. Of course, the commercial has a point that it's important—and sometimes difficult—to take traditional birth control pills with clockwork regularity. Women risk getting pregnant if they fail to follow the pill's rather stringent instructions. It's not hard to skip a day or two, fail to take it at the same time every day, forget to start a new pack, or neglect to use backup contraception when taking antibiotics or other medications that can reduce the pill's efficacy. Planned Parenthood's Web site notes that taken as directed, fewer "than 1 out of 100 women will get pregnant each year," while "[a]bout 8 out of 100 women will get pregnant each year if they don't always take the pill each day as directed." What the NuvaRing ad fails to acknowledge is that using the ring properly may not be easy, either. When you take the pill daily, you get into a rhythm and associate it with, say, brushing your teeth or going to bed. Remembering to remove the NuvaRing every third week and replace it every fourth seems more difficult. Are users supposed to associate these changes with the appearance of the full moon? The arrival of the new Real Simple? Writing a check for the cell phone bill? Setting an alarm in Outlook might work, but it's not always convenient to change your vaginal ring when you happen to be checking your e-mail. NuvaRing's manufacturer does nod to this problem on its Web site, offering small timers for users to carry around with them. But how are you supposed to remember to check the timer? Grade: B+ The ad's smartest move is glossing over the ick factor of the contraceptive device itself. It doesn't mention how you insert it, how it affects your period, whether it can fall out, and what to do if that happens. Those details are left to the Web site and your doctor. One fairly alarming warning: "NuvaRing® 3/105 can slip out while you're removing a tampon, straining during a bowel movement, or during intercourse." Maybe there's something to be said for sticking with the old-fashioned. Advanced Search Friday, October 19, 2001, at 6:39 PM ET books Cheney's Handiwork Unveiling his methods, and some of his motives. By David Greenberg Friday, October 3, 2008, at 10:42 AM ET For most of American history, no one would have dreamed of writing a vice-presidential biography. From 1804, when the 12th Amendment established our current method of choosing VPs, until 1901, when William McKinley's assassination placed Theodore Roosevelt in the Oval Office, the No. 2 position was a steppingstone to oblivion. T.R., elected in his own right in 1904, broke the pattern. Calvin Coolidge followed suit. By the mid1970s, VPs were routinely going on to become their parties' standard-bearers. Walter Mondale and Al Gore epitomized the vice president in the era of big government—forces to be reckoned with, armed with experience to match the president's and portfolios and constituencies all their own. Dick Cheney is something else altogether. As Barton Gellman astutely appreciates in Angler: The Cheney Vice Presidency, that is due not to the warlock-like powers some have ascribed to him but to the situation in which he has served. Both Mondale and Gore worked for detail men, presidents who would never let underlings set their most important policies. Cheney has served a man who very much likes to delegate—and to delegate to Cheney in particular. Gellman also leaves no doubt that what influence Cheney has had—which has been plenty—he has enjoyed thanks to Bush's indulgence. "The president made it clear from the outset that the vice president is welcome at every table and at every meeting," White House Chief of Staff Josh Bolten tells Gellman. And when, after the 2006 election, Cheney's control of the foreign policy agenda weakened, it was, Gellman explains, "because the president wanted to try a new direction." Perhaps a bit mischievously, Gellman goes out of his way to shower praise on the vice president. In contrast to the unreflective, superficial Bush, Cheney is routinely described with awe and reverence by many of Gellman's sources— judgments that Gellman mostly lets stand without challenge. Old colleagues and new visitors to Cheney's office alike paint the Copyright 2008 Washingtonpost.Newsweek Interactive Co. LLC vice president as a quick study, exhibiting a command of policy minutiae, an iron will, and a finely honed strategic sense. In an administration that has become infamous for its incompetence, Cheney is the man who knows what he's doing. But so does Gellman. His praise for Cheney's strengths as an infighter and policymaker, though no doubt sincere, are also a backhanded form of damnation, since they complete his portrait of a stealthily ruthless, hypercompetent majordomo. There can be no doubt after reading this fair but quietly withering book that Cheney's role in shaping Bush's presidency—governing from the right, not the center; skirting procedures to achieve his goals on taxes and the environment; and above all setting an extremist course in the war against al-Qaida—has been overwhelmingly malign. The basic facts of Gellman's story are not new. Like many regular newspaper readers, I had known for a long time that Cheney had supported the administration's most legally questionable policies, from the warrantless domestic wiretapping to the treatment of military prisoners. But I don't think I'd realized until reading Angler that so many of these policies originated with Cheney and his right-hand man David Addington (who, it should be noted, is as central a character to this book as the vice president himself). And while Gellman is hardly the first to make much of Cheney's remark after Sept. 11 that "We also have to work … the dark side," I don't think that any other journalist, with the exception of The New Yorker's Jane Mayer, has assembled so concisely and carefully the portrait of a man determined after 9/11 to use any means necessary—and some unnecessary—to go after Osama Bin Laden and al-Qaida or anyone who might have anything to do with them. Moreover, Gellman also exposes at least one case in which the vice president seems to have put his personal agenda ahead of his patron's. In the effort to pass the 2003 tax bill—Bush's second big round of cuts for the wealthy—the president had previously decided against deeper, politically unpopular reductions in the capital-gains tax. But according to Gellman, Cheney furtively worked behind Bush's back to help House Republicans replace the administration bill with an alternative that included the controversial cuts—a fact that "hardly anyone, in or out of the White House, knew," Gellman reports. Cheney himself ultimately cast the tie-breaking vote in the Senate to get it passed. Little stories like this one, piled one after the next, form a picture of a man determined to use to the fullest all the power that Bush would allow him and then some. In keeping with other accounts, Cheney emerges here as a canny survivor of the Nixon and Ford White Houses, who has for decades longed to restore to the presidency the sorts of unchecked powers, at home and abroad, that Congress, the courts, and the public had worked to curtail after Watergate. And his decision at the start to rule out succeeding his boss ironically served the cause: It was a choice 4/105 that buffered him from the political consequences of the policies he has worked to implement. As much as anyone, Cheney is responsible for the Nixonian miasma that enveloped the Bush White House from early on. Yet journalism being only the first draft of history, key questions about Cheney's White House operations remain. Some concern the outcomes of his handiwork: For example, after a strangerthan-fiction showdown with Cheney's allies at the hospital bedside of Attorney General John Ashcroft, FBI chief Robert Mueller persuaded Bush to revise his illegal wiretapping program. But Gellman doesn't reveal who really won the battle, resorting to vague language. "Over the next weeks and months, the program changed. It stopped doing some things, and it did other things differently." Gellman points out their many differences—in their appetite for studying detail, in their personal styles, in their political judgments. Yet they share a supreme confidence that their goals are correct, a willingness to bend or break rules to reach them, and an inflexibility about changing course. Despite the claim of White House flacks that Bush likes to hear clashing opinions, Gellman notes, he actually prefers consensus and finality. According to a Cheney aide, the president liked to be told "your senior advisers believe X"—and then to stick with that decision. It was a message, when the crises of the Bush years came, that Dick Cheney rarely failed to deliver. books Is Humanitarian Intervention Dead? We also crave to know more about Cheney's motives. Gellman suggests that Cheney favored war with Iraq not because he feared Saddam Hussein's intentions, but because he wanted to knock off an easy target and send a message around the Middle East. I don't find the argument persuasive—I'm inclined to think Ron Suskind had it right in emphasizing Cheney's "1 percent doctrine," the idea that after 9/11 the government had to take even minute probabilities of danger much more seriously—but without documents or more inside reporting from Cheney's inner circle, we can't know for sure. Indeed, Gellman elsewhere writes that Cheney considered the "nexus" of terrorism, rogue states, and deadly weapons to be his paramount concern—suggesting a genuine fear of a nuclear-armed rogue dictator, not the reckless gamble of using a war to test a theory. Most important, with so much attention given to the infighting among second-tier administration officials like Addington, Jack Goldsmith, and James Comey, the president is offstage too much of the time, and Cheney himself often lurks only in the shadows. So we remain curious about Cheney's relationship to Bush. How much did the president know about Cheney's active role in fashioning and refashioning policies? Did he approve? Was he aware of the bureaucratic maneuvers that, for example, gave Addington influence over the nominally more senior White House Counsel Alberto Gonzales? Why did the president—as Gellman reports—draw from the short list that Cheney had made of acceptable Supreme Court justices in picking John Roberts, only then to depart from it in nominating Harriet Miers, and then return to it for the choice of Sam Alito? And how did Cheney view Bush in all of this—with respect, affection, or disdain? None of this is to denigrate Gellman's reporting, since it would take a combination of Lincoln Steffens, Joe Alsop, and Bob Woodward to crack the secretive bond between the nation's two most powerful men, neither of whom has much fondness for the news media. But we can speculate. Gellman's portrait suggests that Bush was all too happy to defer to Cheney on the defining issues of his presidency, for the two men usually saw eye to eye. Copyright 2008 Washingtonpost.Newsweek Interactive Co. LLC History offers some sobering lessons. By Samantha Power Monday, September 29, 2008, at 6:52 AM ET Remember "humanitarian intervention"? The phrase described military intervention in sovereign states to prevent civilians from being murdered en masse. Before reading Gary Bass' vivid new exploration of the historical roots of modern-day humanitarian intervention, Freedom's Battle, I had thought that the practice of humanitarian intervention might be marked with a tombstone "Born 1991, northern Iraq—Died 2003, Iraq." But Bass, with whom I often discussed this issue in the 1990s, shows that debates over rescuing imperiled civilians date back to the 19th century. It was then that the British dispatched a fleet to Greece to prevent Turkish atrocities against Greek rebels and civilians, the French occupied Syria to rescue imperiled Christian minorities (a British fleet stood at the ready offshore), and the British nearly invaded the Ottoman Empire to halt the "Bulgarian Horrors" in 1876. "Humanitarian intervention" is a problematic phrase for the obvious reason that "intervention," which in Bosnia (1995) and Kosovo (1999) meant bombing, is a fundamentally unhumanitarian act. The word intervention is also unhelpful because it means a range of different things to different people. Some use the word to signal the deployment of military forces. Many others (including me) see intervention as lying on a continuum—with mediation, diplomatic denunciation, travel bans, asset freezes, arms embargoes, and the deployment of consensual peacekeepers (as in East Timor in 1999) understood as often being the wisest responses to atrocities. Given their risks, war and occupation seem advisable only in rare circumstances where the risks of using other tools are even greater. (In my view this consequentialist test was passed in Bosnia and flunked in the run-up to the 2003 war in Iraq.) But one thing is certain: A decadelong mainstream debate over humanitarian intervention ground to an abrupt halt in the wake 5/105 of the Bush administration's disastrous invasion of Iraq. In 2008 the governments of Burma, Sudan, and Zimbabwe can sleep easy knowing that, while they might be criticized for their brutality, they will not be stopped. Bass, a humanitarian hawk, rebuts the notion that civilian suffering only recently assumed an influential role in world affairs. He tells colorful tales of popular human rights and humanitarian campaigns in the 19th century, unearthing a cast of familiar personalities who played unheralded roles as social activists. Lord Byron met his death in Greece in 1824 attempting to bring financial relief to the Greek rebels. He was joined in the "philhellene" cause by philosopher Jeremy Bentham, economist David Ricardo, and French novelist Victor Hugo. The philhellene movement convened public meetings, mobilized press coverage, and lobbied, while also buying weapons and outfitting troops. And it eventually succeeded in pressuring the British government to send a squadron to the region, which attacked and sunk most of the Ottoman fleet. In delving into this and other cases, Bass shows how "freedom at home can help promote freedom abroad." The demise of censorship and the explosion in news circulation helped fuel popular movements aimed at combating massacres abroad. Indeed, Bass' study foreshadows Canadian Gen. Romeo Dallaire's observation that, during the Rwanda genocide in 1994, "a reporter with a line to the West was worth a battalion on the ground." As he did in his last book, Stay the Hand of Vengeance, a riveting history of war crimes trials, Bass moves convincingly from the present to the past, drawing parallels where they exist but rarely stretching analogies too far. I found it surprising to see how little the practice and critique of humanitarian intervention have changed in more than a century. One can draw a few general lessons from then and now. First, states that intervene militarily to stop massacres almost always do so in response to popular outrage. Governments are guided primarily by national security and economic concerns, and large-scale suffering tends to register only when powerful domestic political constituencies force it onto the agenda. For instance, William Gladstone got under the skin of British Prime Minister Benjamin Disraeli only when his pamphlet, Bulgarian Horrors and the Question of the East, took Great Britain by storm. Unfortunately, policies that are reactive to popular sentiment are often ill-conceived and inattentive to complexities. (The philhellenes overlooked atrocities carried out by Greek rebels, focusing only on those committed by Turks; the French were biased toward the Maronites, seeing them as blameless in the violence against Syrian Druzes.) Often the outsiders' response is aimed less at solving the problem at hand than at appeasing domestic unrest. Second, countries that act militarily on humanitarian grounds never do so consistently. When Britain stood poised to intervene over Turkish atrocities against Greeks in 1822, one Ottoman minister snapped: "Why do not the Christian Sovereigns interfere to prevent the Emperor of Russia from sending his Copyright 2008 Washingtonpost.Newsweek Interactive Co. LLC subjects into Siberia? Because they know very well what answer they would receive! Thus there is one law of humanity for Turkey and another for Russia!" The hypocrisy of interveners takes two forms: lateral and historical. Lateral hypocrites denounce human rights abuses in one region but ignore them in another. Historical hypocrites have themselves carried out the very human rights abuses that they suddenly decide warrant intervention elsewhere. Yet those who support intervention on moral grounds are often quick to hail their own virtue. John Stuart Mill thought so highly of the British nobility of purpose that he said such unselfishness was "a novelty in the world; so much so … that many are unable to believe it when they see it." In sending French forces to Syria, Napoleon III issued an open letter denouncing the "pitiful jealousies and unfounded distrust of those who suggested that any interests except those of humanity had induced him to send troops to Syria." In fact, countries that intervene militarily rarely do so out of pure altruism. The French deployed forces to Syria partly because of disgust over the massacres of Maronites, but also because doing so might solidify Napoleon III's influence in the region and win over Catholic voters at home. The Russians intervened in the Ottoman Empire in the hopes of gaining control of water ports. Bass quotes from All the King's Men when Willie Stark lectures pure Adam Stanton on doing good: "You got to make it, Doc. If you want it. And you got to make it out of badness. Badness. … And you know why? Because there isn't anything else to make it out of." But how sustainable is this in the 21st century? The Bush administration is hardly convincing when it endorses waterboarding one day and calls for peacekeepers to be sent to halt genocide the next. This century's debates over humanitarian intervention occur in a globalized world where a country's policies in one place are visible elsewhere, and in a polarized world where a country's lack of credibility or legitimacy undermines its ability to draw allies to its side. Understanding the 19th-century cases, Bass writes, "should contribute to a more humble, sober version of the practice in the future." Historically informed caution certainly seems the right antidote to Bush-era recklessness. An ethnic, national, or religious group must be in immediate danger of being massacred on a large scale; a credible multilateral body must support the intervention. The countries intervening must forswear up front the pursuit of commercial or strategic interests in the region. They must commit to remaining for a finite period and in numbers befitting their limited mandates (though, as Bass notes, it's important to be careful not to allow the killers to wait out the intervention and to deploy a force sizable enough to protect civilians). Finally, the countries entering a foreign land must have done so on the basis of the good-faith calculation that the benefits of such action would outweigh the costs—to the victims, the region, and the intervening parties. 6/105 While instituting such requirements should reduce the risks of cynical or counterproductive interventions, the conditions are in fact so stringent that it is not obvious how or when, in today's world, such conditions might be met. Countries are hardly rushing to contribute troops to the U.N. peacekeeping mission in Darfur. And since China and Russia frown on external interferences that aren't of their own making, multilateral consensus is likely to be elusive. On this score, Henry Kissinger seems increasingly correct that "a doctrine of common intervention can furnish a more useful tool to frustrate action than the doctrine of non-interference." History is laden with belligerent leaders using humanitarian rhetoric to mask geopolitical aims. History also shows how often ill-informed moralism has led to foreign entanglements that do more harm than good. But history shows the costs, too—in Rwanda and today in Darfur—of failing to prevent mass murder. The fate of future atrocity victims may turn on whether it is possible to find a path between blinding zeal and paralyzing perfectionism. chatterbox Sarah Palin's College Daze Why did she attend five different colleges? By Timothy Noah Wednesday, October 1, 2008, at 6:51 PM ET Sarah Palin's performance in her CBS News interviews has been so poor that one can't avoid speculating about the depth of her ignorance. As I noted earlier, the Republican vice-presidential nominee can't be faulted for fumbling Charlie Gibson's pompous question about the Bush Doctrine in her ABC News interview, because there's no consensus about what the "Bush Doctrine" even is. (Click here and here to read essays by Charles Krauthammer that provide two contradictory definitions— neither of them Gibson's.) But Palin's befuddled nonanswers to Katie Couric's questions (click here, here, here, here, and here) raise too many questions. Was she really unsure about the meaning or proper pronunciation of the word caricature? Had she truly failed to notice that John McCain jumped down Barack Obama's throat when Obama publicly proposed attacking alQaida in Pakistan's ungoverned tribal regions? Why couldn't she name a single newspaper or magazine that she read on a regular basis before being tapped for the national ticket? Why couldn't she name a single Supreme Court decision she disagreed with apart from Roe v. Wade?* In an earlier (2007) interview with Charlie Rose on PBS, why did Palin, after mentioning C.S. Lewis ("very, very deep") as a favorite author, go on to cite George Sheehan, a onetime columnist for Runner's World? You can shrug off any one of these questions as unfair, but together Copyright 2008 Washingtonpost.Newsweek Interactive Co. LLC they merge into one rude but necessary query: What does Palin know (besides, that is, how to play basketball and the flute)? Tangible evidence of whatever data populate Palin's cranium is hard to find. In Sarah: How a Hockey Mom Turned Alaska's Political Establishment Upside Down, Kaylene Johnson reports that Palin started devouring newspapers while still in elementary school. "She read the paper from the very top left hand corner to the bottom right corner to the very last page," Palin's sister Molly tells Johnson. "She didn't just read it—she knew every word she had read and analyzed it." What stories in particular? Johnson doesn't offer any examples. We learn, too, that a juniorhigh schoolmate who was a year ahead often sought Palin's assistance in writing book reports. "She was such a bookworm," this Palin friend tells Johnson. "Whenever I was assigned to read a book, she'd already read it." Such as? Again, Johnson doesn't say. As the daughter of a schoolteacher and coach, Palin never doubted she would go to college. But here the evidence of Palin's thirst for knowledge grows even more elusive. Palin's college career is so checkered that her own press spokesperson initially had trouble getting straight whether, during a period of five years, Palin attended four colleges (wrong) or five (correct). Palin made the circuit of three of these colleges with her highschool basketball teammate Kim "Tillie" Ketchum. In describing the two girls' joint pursuit of higher education, Johnson makes it sound like a trip to the ladies' room. First, Palin and Ketchum (and two other high-school friends) lighted on the University of Hawaii-Hilo. Drawn by the promise of warmth and sunshine, the four girls quickly learned that Hilo was, in fact, quite rainy and immediately either transferred out or declined to register. (The school has no record Palin ever enrolled.) Next stop: Hawaii Pacific University in Honolulu, where it was sunnier and where an aunt of Palin's lived nearby. Palin enrolled in the business administration program. Two of the four girls got homesick and returned to Alaska, but Palin and Ketchum stayed, renting an apartment one block from the ocean in Waikiki. By the end of freshman year, Palin and Ketchum decided they'd grown tired of this hard-won sunshine and arranged to transfer out. Next stop: North Idaho College in Coeur d'Alene. (Palin was born in Idaho.) Here, Johnson writes, they "immersed themselves in a more traditional college life" and lived in a coed dorm. According to Ketchum, Palin, who enrolled as a general studies major, remained interested primarily in sports, but Palin spent a semester working in a TV production studio. This past June, North Idaho College's Alumni Association named Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin a distinguished alumna and invited her to give the commencement address in 2009. But Palin attended the school for only one year—a spokeswoman for the college told 7/105 the Associated Press, "We were not able to track down club affiliations or anything"—before departing. This time, Ketchum stayed put. Next stop: the University of Idaho in Moscow, where today a leadership award is named for Palin. According to Johnson, Palin transferred here "to continue her studies in journalism and political science." (Among Palin's journalism classes, Couric might be surprised to learn, was "Interviewing.") But it seems likelier that Palin transferred to be nearer to her brother Chuck, who played running back for the school's football team. Palin didn't write for the school newspaper—a friend recalls she was more interested in broadcast journalism—and her academic adviser, Roy Atwood, does not appear to remember her. After one year, Palin decided to take some time off. Next stop: Matanuska-Susitna Community College in Palmer, Alaska, not far from Palin's hometown of Wasilla. This was apparently to be near her high-school boyfriend (and future husband) Todd Palin. Johnson doesn't bother to mention this academic sojourn in her book. Palin took classes here for one semester. Next stop: Back to the University of Idaho for three more semesters. Palin graduated in spring 1987 with a journalism degree. There's no evidence that Palin encountered any academic difficulties in any of these places—indeed, Ketchum told Johnson that she and Palin got "straight A's" at Hawaii Pacific University—but one can't help wondering, in the absence of contrary evidence, whether this rolling stone ever found the time to accumulate much moss. That same question has been raised about Palin's lightning-quick rise in politics. In the Oct. 1 Christian Science Monitor, Andrew Halcro, a Republican member of the House of Represenatives, recalls a conversation with Palin when he ran against her for governor in 2006. "Andrew," Palin said, "I watch you at these debates with no notes, no papers, and yet when asked questions, you spout off facts, figures, and policies, and I'm amazed. But then I look out into the audience and I ask myself, 'Does any of this really matter?' " According to Halcro, it didn't. Palin creamed him because "she's a master, not of facts, figures, or insightful policy recommendations, but at the fine art of the nonanswer, the glittering generality. Against such charms there is little Senator Biden, or anyone, can do." The evidence of Palin's CBS News interviews suggests otherwise, but we'll just have to see. Meanwhile, Joe Biden should find the time to study this video of one of Palin's 2006 gubernatorial debates. This is no moment for overconfidence—especially in a guy who's been known to brag fatuously about his IQ and to embellish his own academic record. Copyright 2008 Washingtonpost.Newsweek Interactive Co. LLC Correction, Oct. 2, 2008: An earlier version of this column written before the clip was made public stated, incorrectly, that Palin could name no Supreme Court decision of any kind apart from Roe v. Wade. This assertion was based on a report in Politico, which in turn attributed the (inaccurate) characterization to an unnamed Palin aide. (Return to the corrected sentence.) chatterbox GOP, RIP? Nearly three decades of Republican dominance may be coming to an end. By Timothy Noah Tuesday, September 30, 2008, at 6:45 PM ET The Republican-led defeat of President Bush's Wall Street bailout plan caused an immediate financial catastrophe: The stock market fell an unprecedented 777.68 points, wiping out, by one estimate, $1.2 trillion in wealth. But the greater and more lasting damage may be to the Republican Party itself. Percentagewise, the Sept. 29 crash was one-third the size of Black Monday, the stock-market crash of Oct. 19, 1987. As I write, the Dow Jones Industrial Average has risen more than halfway back up (though stock prices remain volatile). It's still possible to believe that the economy will return to normal in a year or two. For Republicans, though, the events of Sept. 29 could well be remembered as the start of a decades-long exile from power—much as Democrats remember Nov. 4, 1980. That's not to say that John McCain is certain to lose this year's election to Barack Obama. As I've noted before, this race has experienced so many abrupt reversals that we're all starting to suffer from "game-changer" fatigue. At the moment, though, things seem to be going the Democrats' way, with Obama up five or six points in national polls and swing states like Pennsylvania, Michigan, and Missouri trending toward him. Meanwhile, the GOP has virtually no hope of retaking Congress; indeed, it's projected to lose seats in both the House and the Senate. Even if McCain wins, his past record of unpredictability combined with the likely imperative of working with a Democratic Congress suggest he'll spend much of his time fighting with members of his own party. That would seem especially likely given the current banking crisis, which has forced the Bush administration, the House and Senate leadership of both parties, and McCain himself to practice lemon socialism. The central con of the political coalition assembled by Ronald Reagan and maintained by his successors was that government was a common enemy. Middle-class social conservatives loathed the government for legalizing abortion, forbidding prayer in 8/105 schools, and coddling minorities through welfare and affirmative action. Upper-class libertarian conservatives loathed the government for soaking the rich through the income tax and weakening businesses through burdensome regulation. The only useful function of the federal government was to provide for the common defense. This was a con for two reasons. First, the middle and upper classes were both dependent on the federal government for a variety of benefits, including Social Security, trade protection, scientific research, and assorted localized spending (termed "pork barrel" by those who don't receive it and "economic development" by those who do). Second, the distribution of this government largesse greatly favored the rich. In the April 1992 Atlantic, Neil Howe and Philip Longman, citing unpublished data from the Congressional Budget Office, reported that U.S. households with incomes above $100,000 received, on average, slightly more in federal cash and in-kind benefits ($5,690) than households with incomes below $10,000 ($5,560). This was four years before the Clinton administration eliminated Aid to Families With Dependent Children, the principal income-support program for the poor. When tax breaks were added to the tally, households with incomes above $100,000 received considerably more ($9,280) than households with incomes below $10,000 ($5,690). Clinton subsequently expanded tax subsidies to the poor through the Earned Income Tax Credit, but not enough to undo this disparity. "[I]f the federal government wanted to flatten the nation's income distribution," Howe and Longman concluded, "it would do better to mail all its checks to random addresses." The Reagan coalition survived because nobody wanted to believe this and because both upper and middle classes were bought off with President George W. Bush's tax cuts. (That the tax cuts favored the wealthy didn't seem to matter.) But the proposed $700 billion bank bailout made it hard for Republicans to cling to their cherished illusion that government exists only to indulge spendthrift widows and orphans. Moreover, the $700 billion was needed to save the very beau idéal of conservatism, the free market. It was needed so badly that (after a few alterations to protect the taxpayers' investment) liberal House Democrats like Barney Frank made common cause with conservative House Republicans like John Boehner to urge its passage. To a Republican Party that had come to believe its own propaganda, this simply didn't compute. So, House Republicans voted against their standard-bearer's own bailout by a margin of 2 to 1, a dose of free-market principles that sent the Dow into the crapper. It should be remembered that a fundamentalist belief in untrammeled capitalism is not the first but, rather, the second pillar of Reagan-style Republicanism to fall. The first was the belief that the United States should extend military power wherever enemies lurk, regardless of what our allies do. Reagan didn't actually practice this doctrine, except to overthrow a teensy regime in Grenada and to deploy (and, after a deadly terrorist bombing, withdraw) U.S. Marines in Lebanon; he Copyright 2008 Washingtonpost.Newsweek Interactive Co. LLC preferred to level stern rhetoric against the Soviets ("Evil Empire") while subsidizing proxy wars abroad, not always in accordance with the law. That the Soviet Union started to disintegrate on Reagan's watch is mistaken by many for proof that it's possible to defeat a powerful enemy by calling it names and spending a lot of money on (but never actually using) military weapons. President Bush, alas, took Reagan at his saber-rattling word, waging a war against Saddam Hussein so unilateral that, except for a few Kurds, there was no indigenous fighting force to prop up the way we propped up the ARVN in South Vietnam. The result was and remains, even after violence in Iraq has been greatly reduced, a lingering feeling even among Republicans that the Iraq war was at best a distraction from the more necessary fight against al-Qaida and the Taliban. This is not, I'll confess, the first time I've believed that the Republican ascendancy has ended. In 1994, I felt sure that the warmed-over Reaganite nostrums of Newt Gingrich's "Contract With America" spelled defeat in the midterm elections. Instead, the Republicans gained control of both houses of Congress for the first time in four decades. I also thought the GOP was cracking up in 2000, when, desperate to find fault with every last aspect of the Clinton administration, it started bad-mouthing prosperity. I got that wrong, too. So maybe the GOP isn't really dead. It sure looks dead, though. corrections Corrections Friday, October 3, 2008, at 6:58 AM ET In the Oct. 1 "Chatterbox," Timothy Noah wrote, incorrectly, that in an interview with Katie Couric of CBS News, Sarah Palin could name no Supreme Court decision apart from Roe v. Wade. Palin could name no Supreme Court decision that she disagreed with apart from Roe v. Wade. The incorrect sentence was written before CBS News released the clip and was based on a characterization by an unnamed Palin aide as quoted in Politico. In the Sept. 30 "Explainer," Noreen Malone originally understated the independence of the Office of Special Counsel and included a reference to Patrick Fitzgerald that was unclear about the actual scope of his authority. She also incorrectly stated that the Supreme Court upheld the law governing special prosectors in 1998. The court upheld the law a decade earlier, in 1988. In the Sept. 30 "Shopping," Laura Moser mistakenly referred to the Federal Bureau of Investigations, plural. It is the Federal Bureau of Investigation. 9/105 In the Sept. 29 "Science," Daniel Engber described a scene in Californication in which David Duchovny's character performs cunnilingus on an underage girl whom he'd taken to be his wife. The girl's exact age was never stated, and he mistook her for his girlfriend. In the Sept. 26 "Jurisprudence," Charles Homans stated that Ted Stevens' wife, Catherine, was seated in the second row of the courtroom during his trial. She was not. In a Sept. 26 "Movies," Josh Levin misquoted a line from Eagle Eye. The correct quote is "she could probably turn a train into a walking duck." If you believe you have found an inaccuracy in a Slate story, please send an e-mail to corrections@slate.com, and we will investigate. General comments should be posted in "The Fray," our reader discussion forum. culturebox Nobel Gas The Swedes have no clue about American literature. By Adam Kirsch Friday, October 3, 2008, at 12:10 PM ET When Saul Bellow learned that he had won the Nobel Prize for literature in 1976, he reacted to the news in the only way a great writer can or should: He tried hard not to care. "I'm glad to get it," Bellow admitted, but "I could live without it." This month, as the Swedish Academy prepares for its annual announcement, Bellow's heirs in the top ranks of American literature—Roth, Updike, Pynchon, DeLillo—already know they're going live without the Nobel Prize. Horace Engdahl, the academy's permanent secretary, made that clear this week when he told the Associated Press that American writers are simply not up to Nobel standards. "The U.S. is too isolated, too insular," Engdahl decreed. "They don't translate enough and don't really participate in the big dialogue of literature. That ignorance is restraining." It did not take long for American writers to rise to the bait. The Washington Post's Michael Dirda pointed out that it was Engdahl who displayed "an insular attitude towards a very diverse country": It is a bit rich for a citizen of Sweden, whose population of 9 million is about the same as New York City's, to call the United States "isolated." David Remnick noted that the Swedish Academy itself has been guilty of conspicuous ignorance over a very long period: "You would think that the permanent secretary of an academy that pretends to wisdom but has historically overlooked Proust, Joyce and Nabokov, to name Copyright 2008 Washingtonpost.Newsweek Interactive Co. LLC just a few non-Nobelists, would spare us the categorical lectures." All of these criticisms are, of course, true. But the real scandal of Engdahl's comments is not that they revealed a secret bias on the part of the Swedish Academy. It is that Engdahl made official what has long been obvious to anyone paying attention: The Nobel committee has no clue about American literature. America should respond not by imploring the committee for a fairer hearing but by seceding, once and for all, from the sham that the Nobel Prize for literature has become. When Engdahl accuses American writers of being raw and backward, of not being up-to-date on the latest developments in Paris or Berlin, he is repeating a stereotype that goes back practically to the Revolutionary War. It was nearly 200 years ago that Sydney Smith, the English wit, famously wrote in the Edinburgh Review: "In the four quarters of the globe, who reads an American book?" Ironically, though, while Engdahl decries American provincialism today, for most of the Nobel's history, it was exactly its "backwardness" that the Nobel committee most valued in American literature. Just look at the kind of American writer the committee has chosen to honor. Pearl Buck, who won the prize in 1938, and John Steinbeck, who won in 1962, are almost folk writers, using a naively realist style to dramatize the struggles of the common man. Their most famous books, The Good Earth and The Grapes of Wrath, fit all too comfortably on junior-high-school reading lists. Sinclair Lewis, the first American to win the Prize, in 1930, wrote broad satires on American provincialism with nothing formally adventurous about them. Such writers reflected back to Europe just the image of America they wanted to see: earnest, crude, anti-intellectual. There was a brief moment, after World War II, when the Nobel Committee allowed that America might produce more sophisticated writers. No one on either side of the Atlantic would quarrel with the awards to William Faulkner in 1949 or Ernest Hemingway in 1954. But in the 32 years since Bellow won the Nobel, there has been exactly one American laureate, Toni Morrison, whose critical reputation in America is by no means secure. To judge by the Nobel roster, you would think that the last three decades have been a time of American cultural drought rather than the era when American culture and language conquered the globe. But that, of course, is exactly the problem for the Swedes. As long as America could still be regarded as Europe's backwater— as long as a poet like T.S. Eliot had to leave America for England in order to become famous enough to win the Nobel—it was easy to give American literature the occasional pat on the head. But now that the situation is reversed, and it is Europe that looks culturally, economically, and politically dependent on the United States, European pride can be assuaged only by pretending that American literature doesn't exist. When Engdahl 10/105 declares, "You can't get away from the fact that Europe still is the center of the literary world," there is a poignant echo of Gloria Swanson in Sunset Boulevard insisting that she is still big, it's the pictures that got smaller. Nothing gives the lie to Engdahl's claim of European superiority more effectively than a glance at the Nobel Prize winners of the last decade or so. Even Austrians and Italians didn't think Elfriede Jelinek and Dario Fo deserved their prizes; Harold Pinter won the prize about 40 years after his significant work was done. To suggest that these writers are more talented or accomplished than the best Americans of the last 30 years is preposterous. What does distinguish the Nobel Committee's favorites, however, is a pronounced anti-Americanism. Pinter used the occasion of his Nobel lecture in 2005 to say that "the crimes of the United States have been systematic, constant, vicious, remorseless" and to call for "Bush and Blair [to] be arraigned before the International Criminal Court of Justice." Doris Lessing, who won the prize last year, gave an interview dismissing the Sept. 11 attacks as "neither as terrible nor as extraordinary as [Americans] think," adding: "They're a very naive people, or they pretend to be." It would be nice to think that the Swedish Academy was not endorsing such views when they selected Pinter and Lessing or the similarly inclined José Saramago and Günter Grass. But to prove the bad faith of Engdahl's recent criticisms of American literature, all you have to do is mention a single name: Philip Roth. Engdahl accuses Americans of not "participating in the big dialogue of literature," but no American writer has been more cosmopolitan than Roth. As editor of Penguin's "Writers From the Other Europe" series, he was responsible for introducing many of Eastern Europe's great writers to America, from Danilo Kiš to Witold Gombrowicz; his 2001 nonfiction book Shop Talk includes interviews with Milan Kundera, Ivan Klima, and Primo Levi. In his own fiction, too, Roth has been as adventurously Postmodern as Calvino while also making room for the kind of detailed realism that has long been a strength of American literature. Unless and until Roth gets the Nobel Prize, there's no reason for Americans to pay attention to any insults from the Swedes. culturebox The Bluest Eyes The pleasures of watching Paul Newman. By Dana Stevens Monday, September 29, 2008, at 6:54 AM ET Copyright 2008 Washingtonpost.Newsweek Interactive Co. LLC The first thing you think upon hearing the news is "But Paul Newman isn't someone who can die." Whatever species he belonged to, he of the aquamarine gaze-blazers and the Romancoin profile, it couldn't have been a mortal one. The space he invited viewers into was a kind of hyperlife, a state of sharpened attention and heightened vibrancy; if Paul Newman was in it, it was a Paul Newman movie, regardless of the size of his role. His best roles were the ones that acknowledged that quality of being not superhuman, but somehow extra human. When he played a sour, bitter, reduced man, like the crippled and closeted Brick in Cat on a Hot Tin Roof, the fit wasn't right. He could be a bastard, like the unrepentant prodigal son in Hud, but it had to be a bastard who inhabited his body fully and joyously. (Has anyone on-screen ever reveled in the brute pleasure of being young as completely as Hud Bannon?) And when he combined that potent physicality with out-and-out sweetness—when he goofed around on a bicycle for Katharine Ross in Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid, for example—well, forget it. You'd do anything for the guy. There are so many different ways of framing Newman's 50-plus year career: You could trace the passage from his early, Actors Studio-trained muscularity to the almost Buddhist subtlety of his late style, or the way he used his aging body as an instrument to explore a whole new type of role, like the frail alcoholic lawyer in The Verdict (1982). But the theme that kept recurring as I revisited Newman's films—an inappropriate theme, perhaps, given the circumstances—was his sexuality. Not so much Newman as an object of sexual desire, though God knows he made a worthy one, but as its subject. From his earliest leading-man roles to his late character studies (and even in parts that, unlike Hud, weren't explicitly priapic), Newman played characters whose desire lived close to the surface. He related to other actors by coveting them, teasing them, or seducing them, which is another reason, perhaps, that his Brick in Cat on a Hot Tin Roof feels airless. In secret mourning for his dead male friend (and hampered by the Hays production code that muffled the explicit gayness of the character), Brick had no one on-screen to desire. In this clip from The Left-Handed Gun (1958), an odd little existential Western scripted by Gore Vidal and directed by thennewcomer Arthur Penn, Newman plays a tormented, half-bright Billy the Kid in the Stanislavski-influenced vein that led some to dismiss him as a Brando copycat. Here, Billy burns his own death notice (mistakenly published in a sensational broadsheet), declares his resurrection to a smoldering Mexican senorita (Lita Milan), and has his way with her in a barn. It's true that Newman was still feeling his way toward a mature style, but what's remarkable about this scene is the way he makes Billy's rage inseparable from his lust. 11/105 Four years later, in Hud, Newman had relaxed into his own physical power. He didn't need to project overt brutishness in order to hint at the menace behind his charm. In this scene, the irresistible-yet-loathsome Hud tries to seduce the housekeeper who works on his father's farm (a never-better Patricia Neal, who won an Oscar for the role). In a brutal scene later in the film, he will attempt to rape her—a threat that already seems imminent in the way Newman nibbles at that daisy. (Can you imagine Marlon Brando nibbling a daisy?) The Long, Hot Summer (1958) marks the first time Newman played opposite the woman who would become his wife of 50 years, Joanne Woodward. Widely acclaimed on its release, the movie feels dated and florid now, largely because of the unfortunate casting of a supremely uncomfortable-looking Orson Welles as the paterfamilias of a decaying Southern family. (The movie was loosely based on Faulkner's Snopes family stories.) Still, its mood of erotic languor remains captivating, and watching Woodward and Newman fall in love before your eyes is positively electric. itself into his smallest expressions and gestures. As his own beautiful body aged, Paul Newman's acting grew ever more deeply embodied, and ever more beautiful. day to day To Choke or Not To Choke? Monday, September 29, 2008, at 5:55 PM ET Monday, Sept. 29, 2008 Summary Judgment: Now Out: Choke, St. Anna, Eagle Eye What are critics saying about three new films? The lineup includes Choke, based on a Chuck Palahniuk novel; Miracle at St. Anna, the latest Spike Lee effort; and Eagle Eye, a thriller starring Shia LaBeouf and Michelle Monaghan. Listen to the segment. The two had met years earlier during a Broadway production of Picnic, but because Newman was married at the time, they kept away from each other until the filming of The Long, Hot Summer. (Since Newman's first wife had not yet officially granted a divorce, they had to be discreet about their affair. In an interview in the DVD extras for the film, a much-older Woodward fondly recalls that "there were a lot of hotel rooms," as Newman, sitting by her side, demurs, "Maybe they don't need to know about that.") Here, Newman, as drifter Ben Quick, and Woodward, as prim schoolteacher Clara, finally acknowledge their slow-burning attraction to one another. The two actors seem almost amused by the way the dialogue resonates with their real-life involvement. It's as if you can hear them thinking, I can't wait to get you off this set. . This last clip is also from a movie Newman made with Woodward, the 1990 Merchant-Ivory drama Mr. and Mrs. Bridge. But Woodward barely features in this scene, in which Newman's character, a rigidly conservative Midwestern businessman, glances out the window as his daughter (Kyra Sedgwick), an aspiring actress in the full bloom of youth, sunbathes on the lawn. Without speaking a word, and in just a few seconds, Newman registers at least four distinct emotions: paternal disapproval at his daughter's scanty attire, a troubled stirring of arousal, the immediate stern repression of that arousal, and finally a moment of solitary sadness. It's not that you come away thinking that Mr. Bridge wants to do his own daughter— this is a Merchant-Ivory film, not some Italian melodrama about incest—but you see at what cost he's kept the world of the flesh at arm's length his whole life. Dear Prudence, My husband insists that I get an abortion. We have a 5-year-old daughter we had planned to raise as an only child, so this pregnancy was unexpected. My husband told me that he is not happy enough in our marriage to go through another pregnancy and childbirth with me. Our daughter has Down syndrome, and when we found out, my husband went through a phase of depression but kept strong for my sake. I, on the other hand, made things very difficult for him. I had unrealistic expectations and wanted him to be in tune with me all the time. I have admitted and apologized for my terrible behavior, and I had thought we had come to a point of stability and happiness. He now tells me that he feels like nothing but a moneymaking machine, and he does not want to support my daughter and me any longer. I want to help him, but he wants me to stay home with our daughter and his elderly mother, who lives with us. I told him that we should go through marriage counseling, but he doesn't want to. I do not want to get an abortion; it is a moral issue for me. But I also do not want an unwanted child. I want to The delicacy of that moment is what I mean by the Buddhism of Newman's late style. It was as if the raw sexual energy of those early roles had passed through a refiner's fire, concentrating Copyright 2008 Washingtonpost.Newsweek Interactive Co. LLC dear prudence To Abort or Not To Abort? My husband wants me to terminate the pregnancy, but I don't. Thursday, October 2, 2008, at 6:57 AM ET Get "Dear Prudence" delivered to your inbox each week; click here to sign up. Please send your questions for publication to prudence@slate.com. (Questions may be edited.) 12/105 save what is left of my marriage, not only for myself but for my daughter. I thought that I was in the happiest time in my relationship. Please, tell me what to do. —Hurting Dear Hurting, You have to accept that your marriage may be over no matter what you do. Your husband threatens to leave you if you have the baby. But if you abort a child you want in order to save your marriage, there won't be much of a marriage to save. You cannot allow your husband to bully you into an abortion (and, for the record, I am ardently pro-choice). It is truly unfortunate your husband won't agree to counseling, because you two have a mountain of issues to sort out. You have a special-needs daughter, and no matter how much you adore her, a handicapped child puts strains on even the strongest marriage and requires a painful reassessment of your dreams for the future. You and your husband are so out of sync that you believed you two worked through a period of estrangement while he's been thinking he just wants out. He feels as if he's nothing more than a paycheck, but it doesn't sound as if he has much sympathy for your day-to-day existence taking care of your daughter and his elderly mother. Tell him you still love him and believe that together you can repair your marriage and find joy in your new child. Say that if he won't go to a counselor with you, you will go by yourself—because you are going to need a lot of support in the coming months. And keep in mind that at some point, you may need a lawyer to let him know that no matter what his fantasies about being free of his financial obligations, with the birth of his second child, they just got bigger. —Prudence Dear Prudence Video: Who's Your Daddy? Dear Prudence, I'm a mom of three teenagers who each have cell phones with texting capability and computers with instant messaging. What I find amazing is how little actual real-voice conversation goes on between boys and girls. My kids tell me that often it's easier to instant message and/or text than talk to someone "live," especially if the other person is someone whom they normally would feel nervous talking to face-to-face, and in fact may not talk to at all if it weren't for the texting/instant messaging. My son even asked a girl to homecoming via instant message, which I found shocking and totally improper! By the time I found out, it had already been done. A boy has also asked my daughter out by texting. She is not allowed to date yet, so I told her to call the boy personally and turn him down. I've talked to my kids and insisted that they limit their texting as they will never know how to talk to actual humans if they don't try it every now and then. Am I the only one who is worried by this trend among kids, or am I overreacting and should just get used to it? Copyright 2008 Washingtonpost.Newsweek Interactive Co. LLC —Person to Person, Please! Dear Person to Person, As this New York Times article points out, Barack Obama announced his vice-presidential pick via text. The article also reported that a survey of wireless users found the average consumer sent or received 357 text messages a month (compared with 204 phone calls), while teen users sent or received 1,742 text messages. In other words, give it up, Mom. Sure, you could use the "If all your friends were walking into traffic, would you do it, too?" argument—and actually, in this case, you'd have a point, since people are walking into traffic while texting. But every new communication technology creates its own disruption of social norms, especially for the older generation. You wish your children would behave decently and at least use the telephone. But in When Old Technologies Were New, author Carolyn Marvin writes that after the telephone arrived in the late 19th century, there were fears it would cause mass exposure of family secrets and allow young people to conduct their social lives without the supervision of their elders—and it did. Back in 1877, the very same New York Times characterized the telephone as having an "atrocious nature." So, relax, and be assured that someday your children will say to their children, "Where are your manners? Can't you just text your friends?" —Prudence Dear Prudence, My boyfriend and I are in our late 20s and have been dating for six years. We have been living together almost as long and are practically inseparable. Our relationship didn't start out as good as it is now. I cheated on him with his then-closest friend, "Joe," about four months into our relationship. It was a very short affair that I was (and still am) sincerely ashamed of. I feel that Joe, who is quite a bit older, took advantage of my inexperience and started the affair, which is part of the reason I have such a strong resentment. After many tears and candid discussions, my boyfriend and I recovered, and Joe was essentially removed from our lives. But a couple of years ago, my boyfriend and Joe started running into each other through work. Eventually, they started talking, and now he and my boyfriend are hanging out together more and more frequently. I have hardly spoken two words to this man—and I don't want to. Just recently, my boyfriend asked him to house-sit while we were on vacation. I was upset to find out about it, but my boyfriend was offended when I expressed my displeasure. He doesn't understand my resentment and I don't want to reopen that long-buried trial. I don't want to forgive and forget—I don't want to see this guy ever again! —Wishing for "Just the Two of Us" Dear Wishing, This reminds me of that old Henny Youngman joke: "My best friend ran away with my wife, and let me tell you, I miss him." 13/105 Maybe your boyfriend is a particularly forgiving sort, or maybe he really, really enjoys Joe. But given how painful the episode was and how strong your feelings are, it's rather odd he would invite this guy to stay at your house, leaving you with the image of him sleeping in your bed and nosing through your unmentionables. Since you are able to keep your distance from Joe, you shouldn't try to make him completely verboten to your boyfriend; be confident enough to let your boyfriend see him separately from you. But if your relationship is as good as you say, he should be able to understand when you explain that you won't try to change his friendship with Joe as long he won't try to make you have one. Tell him that you don't think you'll ever get rid of your residual guilt about and anger at Joe, and you certainly don't want him hanging around your house. —Prudence Dear Prudie, My parents divorced when I was about 6, and my father was never one for visits. When I was 11, he moved cross-country, and I never saw him again. I'm 30 now, and last week I received a certified letter with his death certificate and his will. I am feeling very confused about how to mourn someone I didn't really know but feel I should have known and loved. Mostly, I feel an overwhelming and refreshed rejection due to the very blunt statement in the will that my siblings and I were intentionally excluded. It is confusing to have one parent who loves you and is extremely proud of you while the other one intentionally removed you from his life. His will listed names and contact information of other people in his life. I am considering calling one of them to ask if he or she would be willing to tell me what my dad was like. I am hesitant because I don't know if I deserve to intrude on their lives when he so clearly did not consider me a part of his. Is this a terrible and selfish idea? do the math We're Down $700 Billion. Let's Go Double or Nothing! How the financial markets fell for a 400-year-old sucker bet. By Jordan Ellenberg Thursday, October 2, 2008, at 1:20 PM ET Here's how to make money flipping a coin. Bet 100 bucks on heads. If you win, you walk away $100 richer. If you lose, no problem; on the next flip, bet $200 on heads, and if you win this time, take your $100 profit and quit. If you lose, you're down $300 on the day; so you double down again and bet $400. The coin can't come up tails forever! Eventually, you've got to win your $100 back. This doubling game, sometimes called "the martingale," offers something for nothing—certain profits, with no risk. You can see why it's so appealing to gamblers. But five more minutes of thought reveals that the martingale can lead to disaster. The coin will come up heads eventually—but "eventually" might be too late. Most of the time, one of the first few flips will land heads and you'll come out on top. But suppose you get 10 tails in a row. Just like that, you're out $204,700. The next step is to bet $204,800—if you've got it. If you're out of cash, the game is over, and you're going home 200 grand lighter. But wait a minute, maybe somebody will loan you the $200,000 you need to stay in the game. After all, you've got a great track record; up until this moment, you've always ended up ahead! If people keep staking you money, you can just keep betting until, eventually, you win big time. —Rejected Daughter See where I'm going with this? Dear Rejected, It is perfectly normal that this new information would be so freshly wounding. For years you were used to not having a father in your life. Then you find out it's too late to ever have one, and you're back to feeling abandoned all over again. There is nothing selfish about wanting to know more about this man. Just be prepared that whatever you find out will probably hurt. If it turns out he always left behind everyone he was close to, you will wonder what made him so destructive. If you find out he made a new family and was devoted to them, you will wonder how he could have been so cruel to all of you. Understand that there will always be a mystery at the heart (and about the heart) of a parent who leaves his children behind, and be grateful for the loving mother you have. —Prudie Copyright 2008 Washingtonpost.Newsweek Interactive Co. LLC The carefully synthesized financial instruments now seeping toxically from the hulls of Lehman Bros. and Washington Mutual are vastly more complicated than the martingale. But they suffer the same fundamental flaw: They claim to create returns out of nothing, with no attendant risk. That's not just suspicious. In many cases, it's mathematically impossible. To explain why, I need to introduce the mathematical notion that underlies every price computation in finance, from options to insurance to credit default swaps: expected value. Suppose somebody approaches you and says, "I propose a game of chance. I flip this coin, and if it comes up heads you get $100. If it comes up tails, you get nothing. How much will you pay me for the right to play this game?" In other words: What is the value of a 50 percent chance of winning $100? 14/105 If you played this game all day, you'd probably win about half of the time. Most people, then, would value the coin flip game at $50, which is just the probability of success (50 percent, or 0.5) times the value of a successful outcome ($100). In general, to compute the expected value of a game you need to add up the values of all possible outcomes multiplied by their respective probabilities. Consider, for instance, the riskier game where you win $100 if the coin lands heads but lose $100 otherwise. Each of those outcomes happens 50 percent of the time; so the value of this game is (0.5) x ($100) + (0.5) x (-$100) = $0 The equation just records the obvious fact that this game favors neither you nor your opponent. It's a wash. What's the expected value of the martingale? Like the game above, it's no more than a bunch of coin flips, each one of which has a value of 0. So the whole game has a value of 0. On the other hand, if you start with a big bankroll (or generous lenders), it's pretty unlikely you'll encounter a run of luck bad enough to knock you out of the game. It's a little messy to compute exactly how unlikely, but we don't need exact figures to make the main point. (If exact figures are your bag, though, I've worked them out in .) To simplify matters, let's say there's a 99 percent chance you wind up $100 ahead. Then the expected value of the martingale is (0.99) x ($100) + (0.01) x (catastrophic outcome) = 0 But we already know the expected value is 0! Simple algebra suffices to solve the resulting equation—for the bet to have a value of 0, "catastrophic outcome" must be -$9,900. In other words, the martingale strategy doesn't eliminate risk—it just takes your risk and squeezes it all into one improbable but hideous scenario. The expected value computation is unforgiving. No matter what ultrasophisticated betting strategy you adopt, you can't expect to make money in the long run by flipping a fair coin. There's always a risk of loss—and the smaller the chance of losing, the uglier the potential loss becomes. The result is a kind of "upside-down lottery." If you play the Powerball, you'll probably lose the cost of a ticket, but you might win big. In the martingale, you'll probably win a little, but if all six numbered balls match your ticket, then the bank comes around and takes away everything you've got. You probably wouldn't sign up for that game. But the news of the last few weeks confirms that we've been playing it for years. And it looks like the balls just lined up. Oh, and there's one more difference between the thickly interwoven financial markets and the lottery: If one person wins the Powerball, just one person gets rich. If one massively leveraged financial firm loses while Copyright 2008 Washingtonpost.Newsweek Interactive Co. LLC playing the martingale, it can bring the whole system down with it. The complex derivatives behind the current financial havoc aren't literally martingales, but what's wrong with the martingale is one of the things that's wrong with the derivatives. There's no question that you can reduce risk drastically by combining different investments in a single portfolio; that's what plain-Jane instruments like index funds do. What sounds an alarm is the claim that you can get low risk and high returns in the same happy package. "Once the limits of diversification have been reached," John Quiggin, an economist at the University of Queensland, told me, "rearranging the set of claims involved isn't going to reduce risk any further, so if all parties appear to be making risk-free profits, the risk must have been shifted to some low-probability, high-consequence event." In other words, if it sounds too good to be true, it's probably heading toward some outcome too bad to be borne. Or, as financial skeptic Nassim Nicholas Taleb wrote last week, "It appears that financial institutions earn money on transactions (say fees on your mother-in-law's checking account) and lose everything taking risks they don't understand." The martingale's bad reputation is just about as old as the martingale itself; the word, which dates back almost five centuries, is said to come from the hinterland town of Martigues in southern France, whose residents weren't known for their gambling savvy. The quantitative superstars who inhabit the back offices of the financial industry, and the people who regulate them, are no star-struck hicks. So why did they fling themselves so boldly into martingale-style investments? One way the banks got fooled was by convincing themselves that the coin wasn't really fair. The only way to make money in the long term by betting on coin flips is to have some reliable way of predicting the outcome—for example, if you know that a flipped coin will land on the side it was flipped from about 51 percent of the time. Not long ago, the credit market was convinced that the upward trajectory of house prices had reached some kind of escape velocity and that the usual laws of finance were powerless to bring prices back down. It was supposed to be like betting on a coin that was heads on both sides. A better way to account for the financial markets' irrational behavior is to concede that it's not as irrational as it looks. There's one kind of game in which a martingale strategy makes sense: a game in which it matters whether you win or lose, but not by how much. If you're a hockey team down by a goal with a minute left, you pull your goalie; that strategy has a negative expected value, but losing by two or three goals is no worse than losing by one. If you're a presidential candidate behind in the polls with time running short, you choose an unknown smallstate governor for your running mate, or you suspend and then reanimate your campaign in a 48-hour period. What's the downside? If the magnitude of the loss doesn't matter, trading a 15/105 big probability of a narrow loss for a smaller probability of a truly spectacular flameout is just smart play. many people simply aren't willing to let a tanking economy come between them and their favorite cabernets. And this is what makes some people queasy about the federal bailout of the banks. It just might be that the prospect of a bailout—which could make a total collapse no worse for the banks than a garden-variety bear market—could have helped cause the martingale boom. There seems to be little question that the country needs the bailout now. But unless some real pain for the martingalers is built in, we'd better be ready for a return to maverick finance down the road. Judging by the auction scene, you'd certainly never guess that Wall Street was imploding. The weekend before last, Chicago's Hart Davis Hart recorded the fourth-largest sale ever, unloading 1,746 lots of trophy wines and pulling in more than $11 million, significantly more than the pre-auction estimate. The two largest U.S. auction houses, Acker Merrall & Condit and Zachys, have also had successful sales in recent weeks. The Liv-ex 100, an index comprised of blue-chip wines, is up 9 percent this year, and prices for a number of top Bordeaux and Burgundies remain at or near record levels. Clearly, there are enough players impervious to the economic downturn to keep prices steady for the moment. And according to an article in yesterday's Financial Times, it is possible prices may even rise; amid all the carnage elsewhere, some investors are touting the fine-wine market as a safe and rewarding place to park one's money. Evidently, wine cellars are now fulfilling the same function that mattresses once did. drink Drinking Away Your Sorrows How has the financial crisis affected the wine world? By Mike Steinberger Wednesday, October 1, 2008, at 4:19 PM ET Last week, New York magazine published an article about an unnamed Lehman Bros. trader coping with the firm's sudden demise and his lost riches. One thing caught my eye: On the day it became clear that Lehman was kaput, the trader pulled a 1997 Barbaresco Santo Stefano out from under his desk, and he and some colleagues proceeded to drink it from paper cups. The producer went unnamed (Santo Stefano is a vineyard), but the story said the wine cost $700. I e-mailed the writer, Gabriel Sherman, who told me the bottle was a double magnum. Piecing together these details, I'm reasonably certain that the Lehmanites were numbing themselves with the 1997 Bruno Giacosa Barbaresco Santo Stefano. Giacosa is a winemaking god, and reading about the shabby treatment accorded his wine—stored under a desk! drunk from paper cups!—prompted the first real schadenfreude I've felt since Wall Street went on life support. But the sacrilege of a few desperate vulgarians aside, what does the turmoil in the financial sector and the souring economy mean for the wine market? Indeed, despite the housing bust and the gyrations on Wall Street, demand for custom-built wine cellars is holding up rather well. Jim Deckebach, the CEO of Cincinnati-based Wine Cellar Innovations, says business has slowed a bit since the onset of the credit crisis last summer; the total dollar value of the company's sales has dropped 6 percent to 7 percent in the last year, and some customers have scaled projects back or put them on hold. According to Deckebach, this is the first slowdown that Wine Cellar Innovations has experienced since he founded it in 1984. Even so, the firm is still doing its usual 20-45 cellars per week, each with a price tag of between $5,000 and $350,000, and he says it just had one of its best weeks ever for new orders. It is a question very much on the minds of auctioneers, importers, retailers, and restaurant owners. Wine writers have already rendered their judgment: For months now, we have been peddling advice about drinking well on the cheap, a trend obviously grounded in the belief that oenophiles are becoming increasingly budget-minded. At the same time, many observers have been expecting prices for the most sought-after wines to sink in tandem with the economy. So far, though, that hasn't happened, nor has there been much if any softening of demand for the everyday stuff. Why the buoyancy? But enough about millionaire wine drinkers; what about the rest of us? Chistopher Ruhm, an economist at the University of North Carolina-Greensboro, has studied the relationship between alcohol consumption and recessions and says that people tend to ease up on booze during lean times, either because they have less money to spend or because they fear that their jobs or incomes may be vulnerable. "There is pretty clear evidence that when the economy weakens, alcohol sales fall," he says. Ruhm thinks one reason for the reduced intake might be that people are less inclined to go out to bars and restaurants; they'll continue to imbibe at home but will cut back elsewhere (if true, this may explain why drunken-driving fatalities also decline during recessions). Interestingly, though, wine seems less sensitive to economic downdrafts than either beer or spirits, which suggests to Ruhm that there is a socioeconomic dimension to oenophilia—that the people drawn to wine tend to be older and more affluent. It could be that the pain just hasn't filtered down to the wine market yet. But the firm prices may also indicate how deeply rooted America's wine culture has become—it is possible that And so far, at least, things seem to be playing out almost exactly as Ruhm's research indicates they would. According to Nielsen, bars, restaurants, and nightclubs have seen a sharp falloff in Copyright 2008 Washingtonpost.Newsweek Interactive Co. LLC 16/105 business, and many proprietors report that the customers who are showing up are purchasing fewer alcoholic beverages and less expensive ones (i.e., draft beers and house wines). At the retail end, however, wine sales appear to be galloping along. In a Nielsen survey released in June, 86 percent of respondents said the slowing economy has had little or no effect on their wine buying (similar numbers were reported for beer and spirits sales). The most recent sales data published by Nielsen confirm this: Total wine sales in dollars were up 4.7 percent for the 52week period ending Aug. 23, and turnover in some price categories showed even better growth—10 percent in the $9$11.99 range, 8 percent for wines $15 and above. In addition to its auction business, Zachys has a huge retail operation in Scarsdale, N.Y., which is home to many financiers. Jeff Zacharia, the company's president, says that he has seen no decline in floor traffic to date. Certain wines are having trouble attracting buyers; some high-end California cabernets ($100 and up) are struggling, but their problem seems to be sticker shock more than anything else. "The prices were pushed too quickly when the quality wasn't there," says Zacharia, "so there's a shakeout taking place." But he says other categories, such as 2005 Bordeaux, continue to sell well and that while customers may be opting for less expensive choices, they are not inclined to reduce their wine consumption in the face of all the grim tidings on Wall Street. "Wine is a staple for people now; it's part of the lifestyle," he says. "Instead of buying a $40 bottle, maybe they'll go for a $25 bottle now, but they want wine on the table." That will no doubt change if the more dire predictions about the country's economic outlook come to pass. But if the bottom really does fall out of the barrel, at least there's a Depression-era song that can be easily updated for our straitened circumstances: Brother, can you spare some wine? Simply put, the new four-disc set amounts to one of the most spectacular achievements in the brief history of home theater. The original DVD box set, released by Paramount in 2001, was a huge disappointment. Dark scenes were murky, bright scenes were washed out, and several shots were marred by the video equivalent of pops, ticks, and static. For instance, in Part II's opening close-up of Al Pacino standing in his darkened office, it looked as though mosquitoes were swarming down his face. Paramount's executives were loath to admit it at the time, but the problem was that the original negatives for both films were in terrible condition, the result of studio neglect and technical mishaps in an era before film preservation became a concern, then a cause. In 1972, when The Godfather came out, big box-office hits were shown first in the big cities, then in the smaller towns, then in the second-run theaters. By the time the run was over, the prints were frazzled. When The Godfather Part II came out in 1974, the original film was revived as well, as it was all through the 1980s. The prints were worn out, so Paramount churned out new ones—and they churned them straight off the negative. Film is delicate, and the printmaking machinery can be harsh, with its sprockets, rough-edged reels, and (back then) less-than-sanitary conditions. With each churning, the negative became more and more damaged—dirtier, scratched, and torn. (These days, prints are usually made from a duplicate negative derived from a master print, called an "inter-positive.") Over the years, the Godfather negative was also shuttled to several different film labs, some of which were careless beyond belief. Whole sections of the film were ripped apart and crudely spliced back together with Mylar tape. One reel was lost; the lab substituted a dupe—a duplicate negative—in its place. Robert Harris of the Film Preserve, who oversaw the new restoration, found the missing reel just last year in the Paramount vaults, inside a can mislabeled "Reel 1B, Dupe 2." dvd extras Your DVD Player Sleeps With the Fishes The restored Godfather trilogy: the best reason yet to go Blu-ray. By Fred Kaplan Tuesday, September 30, 2008, at 11:11 AM ET Just as Bruce Springsteen's Live: 1975-85 box set drove lots of rock fans to buy a compact-disc player back in the mid-'80s, so I suspect the "Coppola Restoration" of the Godfather trilogy will compel lots of film lovers to buy a Blu-ray disc player today. It should. Francis Coppola's masterpieces, The Godfather and The Godfather Part II (really, who cares about Part III?), haven't looked so good since they first came out three decades ago. Copyright 2008 Washingtonpost.Newsweek Interactive Co. LLC The negative for The Godfather Part II wasn't in such bad shape; anticipating a hit, the studio executives made more prints from the outset so they didn't have to go back to the negative for more. Still, it too was filthy, scratched, and full of rips and tears. When the first DVD was mastered seven years ago, Paramount's archivists tracked down the best IP they could find—it was a copy of a copy of a copy—and cranked it through a telecine, a machine that transfers film images into digital video. There was no restoration beyond that. Meanwhile, the negative—the original work of art, so to speak—continued to deteriorate. In 2006, Paramount bought Steven Spielberg's DreamWorks Studios. Coppola called Spielberg, an old friend, and asked whether he could use his influence to rescue The Godfather. 17/105 Spielberg lobbied the higher-ups, who agreed to finance a restoration. Robert Harris—who has conducted some of the most meticulous restorations of the past couple decades (Lawrence of Arabia, Vertigo, Rear Window, and My Fair Lady, among others)—got involved in discussions that September. He and a large team began work in November. It took them a year and a half to finish. First, they repaired the original negative to the point where it could be put through a digital scanner without breaking. Then the machine digitally scanned the negative at a "4K" sampling rate—that is, at a rate of 4,096 pixels per line, much more than even a high-def image. The significance of this is that 4K scanning (which is still rarely employed in restoration work, in part because it's so expensive) is a high enough sampling rate to capture everything that's on a frame of 35 mm film. In other words, Harris and his team started with a digital replica of the film—not some compressed approximation, as is the case with most digital transfers. They then set about restoring the image to what it looked like more than 30 years ago. Frame by frame, they erased every scratch, speck, pop, and bit of dust. Often, the damage was beyond fixing, so they had to search for other film elements— dupes, IPs, prints, whatever—to find an image in good enough condition to work with. Then they had to do the color correction. This was a harder job than usual. The colors on the negative hadn't faded much, but in this case, that wasn't the issue. The colors on the negative bore little resemblance to those on the theatrical print. Gordon Willis, the cinematographer, had manipulated the colors in the film lab, aiming for a lush effect—a "brassy yellow," as he called it— reminiscent of old photographs. Willis created this effect through photochemical "color timing." Harris and his team had to replicate digitally what he had done. Luckily, the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences had a print of The Godfather that was in perfect condition. (This was the approved master print that Technicolor stored with the academy when the film was complete. It had never been shown in a theater.) So, when Harris & Co. did the digital color correction, they could use this print as a reference. They also worked side by side with Allen Daviau, a brilliant cinematographer who, in turn, consulted by phone with Willis himself. (Harris is a stickler for this sort of thing. When he restored Hitchcock's Vertigo, he asked Jaguar to send him a color chip from the 1957 model of one of its cars—the same car that Kim Novak drove in the film—so that he could match the shade of green exactly.) This sort of fastidiousness—and the seven-figure budget that Paramount allotted to the project—paid off. These discs are gorgeous. Take that opening scene of The Godfather Part II, the Copyright 2008 Washingtonpost.Newsweek Interactive Co. LLC close-up of Pacino. The mosquitoes are gone; Pacino's flesh tones are burnished. His facial expressions are complex, ambivalent; on the old DVD, his face looked stiff, expressionless. And now you can see dark wooden shelves behind him; in the old DVD, there was just an amorphous blackness. Or take the scene in the original film in which Pacino shoots the Mafia rival and the crooked cop in the restaurant in the Bronx. The restoration lets you see the anguish that Pacino is going through just before he pulls the trigger; you couldn't see this in the old DVD. (Harris spent four months finding the film elements that make this scene look right.) I could make similar comparisons throughout both films. The restoration is available on Blu-ray and regular DVD discs. Do you need the Blu-ray? The restored DVD is extremely good, too, and if you don't have a high-def TV with the highest resolution, there's no point in owning a Blu-ray player at all. (For specifics on this and other technical points, click here.) But if you have the right TV and have been thinking about investing in a Blu-ray player, you now have the perfect excuse. Think of digital images as a dot-to-dot drawing, with pixels as dots. The more dots there are—the closer the dots are to one another—the more detailed the picture will be. Blu-ray has five times as many pixels—five times as many dots—as DVD. As a result, facial expressions have that much more detail; fastmoving objects are smoother, less jagged; colors are more saturated. In short, assuming the digital mastering is done well (and it's done superbly here), a movie on Blu-ray looks more the way a 35 mm film looks when it's projected in a really good theater. That's what home theater is about—to make you feel, as much as possible, like you're in a theater while you're sitting at home. If upgrading your TV isn't in the cards just now, there is another option. After Robert Harris and his team finished the restoration, they produced several new 35 mm negatives and masters from the 4K digital files. Then Paramount made a small number of prints from these new negatives. Theoretically, they should look very similar to the prints shown back in the 1970s. Over the next few weeks, the new prints of The Godfather and The Godfather Part II are showing at theaters in New York, Hollywood, Cambridge, Palm Desert, Chicago, Baton Rouge, Seattle, Baltimore, and Toronto. Go see them. sidebar Return to article 18/105 You can watch regular DVDs on a Blu-ray player, but you cannot watch Blu-ray discs on a regular DVD player. For Bluray to be worthwhile, your HDTV should have a resolution of 1080i or 1080p—that is, it should display (not just receive but also display) 1,080 lines of data. (1080i means TV's scanner reads every other line, the odd-numbered lines as it passes one way, the even-numbered lines as it passes the other; 1080p means it reads all the lines both ways. There are also HDTVs with 720p resolution, but they won't show Blu-ray to its best advantage.) Your HDTV should also have high-definition multimedia interface or digital visual interface video inputs; if your set is more than a few years old, it probably doesn't. When hooked up with special HDMI/DVI cable, these inputs allow digital video signals to pass between a DVD/Blu-ray player or cable box and your TV directly,and with no compression. Earlier HDTV connections, made through the three (Y, Pb, Pr) component inputs, shunted the signal from digital to analogue and back to digital again, losing a little bit of purity in each passing. Blu-Ray players have a resolution of 1080p—that's 1,080 by 1,920 lines, or about 2 million pixels per frame. DVD players have a resolution of just 480p—480 by 768 lines, or about 400,000 pixels. Blu-ray discs can hold so much more data in part because the Blu-ray player's laser—literally a blue-ray laser—is much thinner than the red-ray laser on regular DVD players. Hence it can focus more precisely on the digital bits. Hence many more bits can be squeezed onto a Blu-ray disc. DVDs look better on a high-definition TV, even though they don't have high-def resolution, because electronic processing gear inside an HDTV "up-converts" all non-HD to images to HD. However, some TVs have better processing gear than others. And "native 1080"—that is, an image that is naturally 1080i or 1080p—will always look better than an image that's processed to get there. A clarification on 4K sampling: There are no televisions or disc players that can display 4K images (about 12 million pixels). When Robert Harris and his team were finished with their 4K restoration, they had to compress the data down to 2 million pixels per frame to make the Blu-ray discs—down to 400,000 pixels per frame to make the DVD. Compression is its own art and science; many of the very early DVDs looked bad, mainly because the technicians hadn't yet figured out how to do the compression. election scorecard explainer Who Moderates the Moderators? Does Gwen Ifill get to pick the questions for the Biden-Palin debate? By Jacob Leibenluft Thursday, October 2, 2008, at 3:19 PM ET On the eve of Thursday's vice-presidential debate between Joe Biden and Sarah Palin, conservative commentators questioned the impartiality of moderator Gwen Ifill, whose forthcoming book is subtitled Politics and Race in the Age of Obama. Does a moderator like Ifill get to decide which questions to ask during the debate? Yes. The moderators have near-absolute control over the script. The official rules for the debate are set out by the Commission on Presidential Debates in the form of a memorandum of understanding between the two campaigns. That memo isn't released to the public, but a leaked copy of the rules from 2004 can be found here (PDF). While the document touched on how tall the podium would be ("fifty … inches from the stage floor to the outside top of the podium facing the audience"); where the thermostat should be set ("an appropriate temperature according to industry standards"); and whether the candidates could use their own makeup people (yes, they could), it didn't say all that much about the questions. The document simply stipulated that the moderator should "use his or her best efforts to ensure that the questions are reasonably well balanced in all debates ... in terms of addressing a wide range of issues of major public interest facing the United States and the world." Moderators typically go about this process by identifying the top headlines in the news and examining polling to determine the most pressing issues of the day. According to an interview she gave to historian Alan Schroeder for his book The Presidential Debates: 50 Years of High Risk TV, Ifill came up with her questions in isolation prior to moderating the veep debate in 2004, receiving only some assistance with research from a NewsHour staffer. (A few weeks ago, she added that colleagues, passers-by on the street, and people at her gym have all offered their unsolicited advice as to what she should ask.) Bob Schieffer, who will host the final debate this year, claims to be a bit more solicitous in his process, seeking out the advice of his CBS colleagues, outside journalists, and "people who follow things in Washington" before coming up with his own list of questions three days before the event. Turning Blue New polls show swing states moving toward Obama. Thursday, October 2, 2008, at 11:23 AM ET Copyright 2008 Washingtonpost.Newsweek Interactive Co. LLC There are exceptions to the moderators' freedom. Some of the debates may have specific areas of focus, like foreign or 19/105 domestic policy. But even those constraints end up subject to the discretion of the moderator: At last Friday's debate, Jim Lehrer asked the candidates several questions about the financial bailout despite the fact that a spokesman for the debates commission told The Hill that the focus would remain on foreign policy. The process of coming up with debate questions has changed with the advent of the single moderator. Up until 1996, candidates were typically questioned by a panel of journalists. The panelists would often compare notes ahead of time to ensure they weren't covering the same ground; in the 1976 vicepresidential debate, they went so far as to establish a set order for their queries. Perhaps the most famous moment in a vicepresidential debate was partially the product of planning: The panelists in 1988 agreed beforehand to ensure that one another's questions were answered completely. As a result, they pressed Dan Quayle about his preparation for the vice presidency— prompting him to compare himself to John F. Kennedy and inspiring Lloyd Bentsen's famous retort. For the town-hall debate, which will be moderated next Tuesday by Tom Brokaw, members of the audience will be supplying the questions. In all likelihood, these questions will be screened ahead of time: At the town-hall debate in 2004, about 150 voters were selected by the Gallup organization—with equal numbers of "soft" Bush supporters and Kerry supporters—and asked to write down questions once they arrived at the venue. After screening to ensure that all questions were "appropriate," thenmoderator Charlie Gibson was supposed to select questions at random while ensuring they touched on a wide range of issues. Questioners didn't know ahead of time if they would be selected to read their questions; if they strayed from what they had submitted beforehand, their microphones were supposed to be cut off. This year, however, the process of screening questions may be a little more complicated since Brokaw will also use questions submitted through MySpace. Got a question about today's news? Ask the Explainer. Explainer thanks Anne Bell of the NewsHour on PBS, Diana Carlin of the University of Kansas, Alan Schroeder of Northeastern University, and Scott Warner of the Commission on Presidential Debates. After the House rejected a $700 billion bailout of the financial sector on Monday, Lyle Gramley, a former Federal Reserve governor, warned that "we're in a recession now, and the numbers show the recession deepening." According to a USA Today/Gallup poll conducted over the weekend, one-third of adults believe the economy is in a depression. What's the difference between a recession and a depression? Severity. One widespread definition of a recession—the one used by newspapers—is a decline in the gross domestic product for two or more consecutive quarters. The term depression, by contrast, commonly refers to a grave, prolonged recession during which the GDP declines by more than 10 percentage points. Most economists, however, quibble with these lay characterizations since they don't take into account the unemployment rate or consumer confidence. The National Bureau of Economic Research, for example, defines the term recession as a "significant decline" distributed across the economy lasting more than a few months, usually visible in the numbers for GDP, employment, industrial production, and wholesale-retail sales. Understood as a natural part of the business cycle, a recession is the period between when activity has reached its peak and when it reaches its low point or "trough." There is no corresponding NBER definition of a depression, nor can economists agree on an official dividing line between a depression and a bad recession. The last time the U.S. economy experienced a depression as measured by the 10-point standard was in the 1930s. Although the Great Depression is often studied as one long event, it actually comprised two separate downturns: The GDP declined by more than 30 percent from 1929-33, then by about 18 percent from 1937-38. At one point, a quarter of the U.S. population was unemployed. The Finnish economy tumbled into depression more recently. After the collapse of the Soviet Union, Finland lost a significant portion of its export markets. Its GDP slumped by about 11 points in the early 1990s, and unemployment reached the 20 percent mark. Recessions are actually rather common. According to the NBER, the U.S. economy experienced an eight-month recession from March 2001 to November 2001 and another one from July 1990 until March 1991. During the early 1980s, the economy slumped twice—in the first half of 1980 and from July 1981 until November 1982. explainer You Say Depression, I Say Recession Are we talking about the same thing? By Juliet Lapidos Wednesday, October 1, 2008, at 2:41 PM ET Copyright 2008 Washingtonpost.Newsweek Interactive Co. LLC During the 1980 presidential election season, Ronald Reagan described the economic downturn as a "depression," and Jimmy Carter attacked him for using the term inaccurately. Reagan countered with this quip: "Let it show on the record that when the American people cried out for economic help, Jimmy Carter took refuge behind a dictionary. Well, if it's a definition he wants, I'll give him one. A recession is when your neighbor loses 20/105 his job. A depression is when you lose yours. And recovery is when Jimmy Carter loses his." Got a question about today's news? Ask the Explainer. explainer What Makes a Lawyer "Special"? The difference between special counsels, special attorneys, and special prosecutors. By Noreen Malone Tuesday, September 30, 2008, at 6:39 PM ET Connecticut federal prosecutor Nora Dannehy was tapped Monday to look into the 2006 firing of nine U.S. attorneys, allegedly without cause. Some news reports describe her as a "special prosecutor," others just call her a "prosecutor. So what's the difference? Independence. A "special prosecutor" is an outside lawyer brought in to investigate a government official accused of wrongdoing. He or she isn't directly accountable to the people or agency under investigation, avoiding the potential conflict of interest that a regular prosecutor would have. But Dannehy comes from within the Department of Justice and will report directly to the attorney general and his deputy: Technically, she's a "special attorney," rather than a special prosecutor. That means she was appointed under a section of the U.S. code that allows the government to assign department lawyers to cases outside their home district. Dannehy lives in Connecticut but will be acting under the power of the U.S. attorney for the District of Columbia. (A DoJ spokesman told the Explainer that the department will neither correct nor encourage the description of her as a "special prosecutor" in news reports.) The term "special prosecutor" first came into use in the United States during the Teapot Dome scandals of 1920s, when Calvin Coolidge appointed outside lawyers to look into the corrupt land-leasing practices of federal officials. Special prosecutors were given more official status in the aftermath of Watergate, when Richard Nixon finagled the firing of the one assigned to investigate him. The Ethics in Government Act of 1978 called for the position of "special prosecutor" to be separate from the executive and legislative branches and to be appointed by a three-member panel of judges from the U.S. Court of Appeals. The act also gave special prosecutors the power to issue subpoenas, start grand jury proceedings, hire a staff, use the resources of the Department of Justice and FBI, and get a security clearance if needed. (Later, the name "special prosecutor" would be officially changed to "independent counsel.") Copyright 2008 Washingtonpost.Newsweek Interactive Co. LLC The Supreme Court upheld the law governing special prosecutors in 1988, but Congress let it expire in 1999 in the wake of Kenneth Starr and the Clinton investigation.* In its place, the Department of Justice created regulations (PDF) allowing for the selection of an outside "special counsel" on those occasions when there's a conflict of interest within the department. Unlike the independent counsels that came before, a special counsel is appointed by the attorney general, so he doesn't enjoy the same strict separation from the executive branch. He does have more freedom than a "special attorney" like Danahey, though: He has "independent authority" to exercise all investigative and prosecutorial functions and is not subject to day-to-day oversight by DOJ officials. Moreover, the AG has only very limited authority to reverse a Special Counsel's decisions, or to remove the Special Counsel. By contrast, Danahey was not only appointed by the attorney general, but she is also directly accountable to him: Mukasey can direct, superintend, and reverse her decisions.* Got a question about today's news? Ask the Explainer. Explainer thanks Peter Carr of the U.S. Department of Justice, Katy Harriger of Wake Forest University, Sean Malone of Jones Day, and Paul Rothstein of Georgetown University. Corrections, Oct. 1, 2008: This article originally misstated the year the Supreme Court upheld the law governing special prosecutors. It was upheld in 1988, not 1998. (Return to the corrected sentence.) The original version of this paragraph understated the independence of the Office of Special Counsel and included a reference to Patrick Fitzgerald that was unclear about the actual scope of his authority. (Return to the corrected passage.) explainer Does Congress Always Take Off for Rosh Hashanah? Yes, but members do have to work on Sukkot. By Abby Callard Tuesday, September 30, 2008, at 6:17 PM ET The House of Representatives is taking two days off this week for Rosh Hashanah in the midst of an unresolved financial crisis. Meanwhile, the Senate is still in session. Do members of the House take off for every religious holiday? No. Representatives get a break for Easter, Passover, Rosh Hashanah, Yom Kippur, and Christmas Day. The Senate operates according to a very similar schedule, except it remains 21/105 in session for Yom Kippur and, at least in 2008, for Rosh Hashanah. The holiday schedule can vary from year to year. Leaders from both parties set up a tentative list of days off every January, before Congress convenes. Lawmakers can adjust the schedule as needed and suspend holidays in case of an emergency. The tentative 2008 schedule for the Senate, for example, listed two days off for Rosh Hashanah. The chamber remained in session anyway, although no votes were scheduled to take place between Monday morning and Wednesday afternoon. In the early days of Congress, when it was more difficult to travel long distances home, sessions lasted only from December to early spring—so the Jewish High Holidays were de facto days off. Members often met on religious holidays that fell within the session, including Christmas Day. (Religious services for members and their staffs were sometimes held inside the Capitol building.) Congress typically recessed for Easter, but on some occasions, such as during World War II, the holiday break was delayed or canceled. It wasn't until 1958 that members began traveling home on the weekends and a yearlong session evolved. Since then, the party leaders have regularly scheduled days off for Christian and Jewish holidays, although there is no official law that requires them. Bonus Explainer: How many members of Congress are Jewish? Twenty-nine in the House and 13 in the Senate. There are also two Muslim and two Buddhist lawmakers, all serving in the House, and 16 Mormons. Got a question about today's news? Ask the Explainer. Explainer thanks Sen. Dick Durbin's office and Don Ritchie of the Senate Historical Office. explainer Dead by Election Day What happens if a presidential candidate passes away at the last second? By Nina Shen Rastogi Monday, September 29, 2008, at 6:54 PM ET Vice-presidential candidates Sarah Palin and Joe Biden will face off in their first and only debate this Thursday in St. Louis, Mo. Quite a few Explainer readers have asked what would happen if one of the presidential candidates were to die or become otherwise incapacitated before Election Day: Would Palin or Biden assume the nomination? Copyright 2008 Washingtonpost.Newsweek Interactive Co. LLC Not necessarily. Each party has its own protocol for this scenario, but in neither case does the running mate automatically take over the ticket. If John McCain were to die before the election, the rules of the Republican Party authorize the Republican National Committee to fill the vacancy, either by reconvening a national convention or by having RNC state representatives vote. The new nominee must receive a majority vote to officially become the party candidate. If Barack Obama were to die before the election, the Democratic Party's charter and bylaws state that responsibility for filling that vacancy would fall to the Democratic National Committee, but the rules do not specify how exactly the DNC would go about doing that. (Congress could also pass a special statute and push back Election Day, giving the dead candidate's party time to regroup.) What happens if the party doesn't have time to select and endorse a new candidate? In 2000, Akhil Reed Amar outlined for Slate some of the head-scratching scenarios that might occur if a candidate died just before the election, without enough time to prep new ballots or to decide how votes should be counted. The outcome would be a little more straightforward—though not necessarily more politically satisfying—if the candidate dies between the general election on Nov. 4 but before the Electoral College votes on Dec. 15. There's no federal law that mandates how electors must cast their votes; theoretically, if the candidate to whom they were pledged dies and their party has not made a preferred successor clear, electors can vote for their party's VP candidate, a third-party candidate, or a leading preconvention contender within their own party. Under this scenario, however, individual state laws have the potential to make things murky, given that each state has the power to determine exactly how its electoral votes are to be cast and distributed. Bonus Explainer: What if the candidate dies after the election but before the inauguration on Jan. 20? The 20th Amendment states that if the president-elect dies before beginning his term, then the vice president-elect assumes his or her spot. However, the point at which a candidate officially becomes "presidentelect" is debatable. He or she definitely assumes the title after Jan. 6, when a joint session of Congress officially counts the Electoral College votes and declares a winner. But the shift could be said to occur immediately after the Electoral College vote. (See Pages 2 and 3 of this PDF article from the Arkansas Law Review.) If a candidate dies after Dec. 15 but before Jan. 6, Congress, when it convenes, has to decide whether to count the votes cast for him. (In 1872, three electoral votes cast for the late Horace Greeley were discounted by Congress, but it's unclear whether votes cast for a living candidate who subsequently dies would be treated the same way.) If Congress decides the votes are valid, then the laws of presidential succession kick in, and that candidate's running mate 22/105 moves up the ladder. If Congress decides to throw out the votes, then the question becomes whether the living candidate can be said to have a majority of the overall electoral votes—if not, then, according to the 12th Amendment, the House of Representatives must elect the president from among the three candidates with the most votes. Got a question about today's news? Ask the Explainer. Explainer thanks Bruce Ackerman of Yale Law School, John Fortier of the American Enterprise Institute, Heather Gerken of Yale Law School, Nathaniel Persily of Columbia Law School, and Michael Szin of the Democratic National Committee. There is a simple and practical solution to the soccer ball disappearing act, I know. I should designate a spot—a box, whatever—where the balls go. Then I can reward the kids for bringing them home and safely depositing them in that spot. And when practice comes around the next week, we will all know where to look for the needed ball. I will find and designate such a box as soon as I'm done ranting, but that won't solve the existential dilemma that's really plaguing me. Objects mean so little to my kids and most of the kids we know. They are cheap, they are expendable, they can be replaced easily. "Can't you order more online?" my sons have taken to saying when I worry over a lost object. By Emily Bazelon Wednesday, October 1, 2008, at 7:14 AM ET This tempts me to let loose the Laura Ingalls Wilder lecture. No, I won't spare you. In The Little House in the Big Woods, when Laura is about 5, she gets one rag doll named Charlotte. One. The family also has one picture book. When Laura and her sisters each get her own tin cup, it is a noteworthy event. Much is made over each of these possessions precisely because there are so few of them. There's little abundance and little largesse— in fact, less and less as the books go on and the family leaves the relatively hospitable big woods of Wisconsin for the far harsher prairies of Kansas and South Dakota. Where do all the soccer balls go? There must be a hidden graveyard for them or a coach who picks them up after practice and cuts them up to make leather jackets. Two Fridays ago, we had four soccer balls: two for 8-year-old Eli to practice with; a slightly smaller one for his younger brother, Simon; and a special, pristine ball that Eli's teammates in Washington, D.C., signed for him when he left the team last summer because we were moving to a new city. Last Friday, five minutes before Simon's soccer practice, we had only one ball. The unblemished one with the signatures. Understandably, Eli didn't want Simon to take it to practice. But where had all the other ones gone? Neither of my boys knew. I tore around the house and the garage. Well, actually, Eli allowed, one or maybe two of the balls had somehow failed to make it home from practice the previous week. What to do now? Fume. Forgive me for romanticizing the parsimony of necessity. I don't mean to suggest that I long for the moments of deprivation that the Ingalls girls and their mother endured. (No matter how well Pa played the fiddle, I'm eternally grateful not to be related to him.) But I do think that our toss-and-go culture has its own stifling qualities. Especially when combined with our overly solicitous approach to childrearing. The day after my fruitless search for the missing soccer balls, I drove Eli and a couple of his friends to their weekend soccer game. We got out of the car and onto the field, and one of the kids asked, "Did you bring my water bottle?" I said, "No, that's your job." And then I felt guilty, because I could hear the bite in my voice, and also because I wasn't entirely confident that I was right. Is it an 8-year-old's job to remember his own water bottle? How is he supposed to know that if an adult has always done that for him? And in any case, maybe I should just lighten up. family Lost Cause Why do my children lose everything? "Lose something every day. Accept the fluster/ of lost door keys, the hour badly spent./ The art of losing isn't hard to master," poet Elizabeth Bishop wrote. Yet I can't accept the fluster. My children's penchant for leaving their belongings strewn behind them—a long tail of balls and toys and lunchboxes and socks and shoes and sweatshirts—makes me fear that they are heedless prima donnas who will never be ready for the responsibilities of adulthood. And then, of course, I'm forced to concede that I seem to have raised them to be this way. The ritual of losing things makes me wonder about the line between taking good care of your kids and impossibly coddling them. Have middleclass American parents like us forever blurred the distinction? Copyright 2008 Washingtonpost.Newsweek Interactive Co. LLC This is what my husband thinks. Paul is of the shrug-it-off persuasion about losing things. He is unmoved by the Laura Ingalls Wilder lecture. He takes the sunny view that misplaced objects will turn up around the house (though he did go back to the field to find one of Eli's soccer balls the day it went missing, he notes). Mostly, Paul doesn't see the loss of a few soccer balls as a character flaw or evidence that the kids will become helpless teenagers and then adults. He figures that this is all part of growing up: They'll get the hang of keeping track of their own things eventually. How sanguine. I do concede that children should not be made to feel that they have only a few precious belongings when in fact more can be had for $5.99 and a few mouse clicks or a stop at 23/105 the sporting goods store. In the end, we did order more soccer balls online. I'll even admit that it's handy to have a few spares. But I can't stop feeling like the constant churning of possessions is exhausting and somehow immoral. One of my co-workers said he has a friend who tells her kids, when they ask the inevitable "where is" and "can you help me find" questions: "If I find it, I'm throwing it away." I'd never be that bold, and besides, I'd never be able to countenance the wasteful result of carrying out such a threat. But I understand the impulse. Somehow, these children of ours need to learn that there's a reason to come back carrying the things they left with. It's my job to impart that, and for a while, even to remind them. But it's their job to trot back onto the field at the end of practice, find the ball they brought, and bring it home. Maybe this won't, in fact, make them better people. But it will make me feel better. fighting words Disregarding Henry Both candidates kowtowed to the disgraceful Kissinger. Only Obama cited him correctly. By Christopher Hitchens Sunday, September 28, 2008, at 10:32 AM ET How extraordinary to find that, for two straight days, the American media would preoccupy themselves with the question of who had the greater right—in a debate over foreign-policy "experience," of all things—to quote Henry Kissinger. And how even more extraordinary that it should be the allegedly anti-war Democratic candidate who cited Kissinger with the most deference and, it even seems, the greater accuracy. It began with that increasingly embarrassing process that might be describable (but probably isn't) as the on-the-job education of Gov. Sarah Palin. On last Thursday's CBS Evening News, facing the mild-as-milk questioning of Katie Couric, the thriller from Wasilla should have been relieved when the topics stopped being about the Bush doctrine or the thorny matter of Russian-Alaskan propinquity and could be refocused instead on Sen. Barack Obama's weakness. But, having duly attacked him for being ready to meet with the dictators of Iran and Syria without "preconditions," she was reminded that her new friend and adviser Henry Kissinger, furnished to her only that very week by the McCain machine, endorses direct diplomacy with both countries. "Are you saying," Ms. Couric inquired with complete gravity, "that Henry Kissinger is naive?" The governor's lame response was to say that: "I've never heard Henry Kissinger say, 'Yeah, I'll meet with these leaders without preconditions being met.' " This enabled CBS to tack on a post-interview fact-check moment, confirming that Henry Kissinger did indeed favor such Copyright 2008 Washingtonpost.Newsweek Interactive Co. LLC talks with such regimes "without preconditions." This cannot have been hard to do, since only last week at a forum at George Washington University, consisting of himself and four other former secretaries of state, Kissinger had told his audience: "Well, I am in favor of negotiations with Iran. And one utility of negotiation is to put before Iran our vision of a Middle East, of a stable Middle East, and our notion on nuclear proliferation at a high enough level so that they have to study it." He then added something that can hardly have startled anyone who ever watched him usurping presidential prerogatives during the Nixon and Ford administrations: "I actually have preferred doing it at the secretary of state level" before, as the New York Times put it with uncharacteristic brusqueness, "he trailed off." Nonetheless, asked if such talks should be "at a very high level right out of the box," his response was to say, "Initially, yes," which is as much as to say "yes." He then said: "I do not believe we can make conditions for the opening of negotiations," which would appear to justify the use of the term unconditional in conjunction with "very high level." "Trailed off" is too kind a phrase even so for the drivel spouted above. Apparently Kissinger believes that the Islamic Republic of Iran is unaware of what we think about its nuclear program, has not studied our position, has not learned anything from its protracted and dishonest negotiations with the European Union and the International Atomic Energy Authority, but might be induced to do so if favored by a sit-down with Condoleezza Rice. Apparently, he does not know that the envoys of the Iranian foreign ministry are only ciphers, easily overridden by the mullah-dominated "Guardian Council" that holds all real power in Tehran. Evidently, he also thinks that Iran is deeply concerned about the maintenance of stability in the region. But then, Kissinger's last memorable intervention in this area was to tell the readers of the Washington Post op-ed page that neighboring Iraq should be handled with care because it was a Sunni majority country. He has been to some trouble since to erase and rewrite this laughable ignorance on his part from the written record: For a trace of his evasiveness, please check here. Finally, of course, there is Kissinger's habitual fondness for any form of dictatorship. To have been the friend of Pinochet, Videla, and Suharto, while almost simultaneously fawning on Brezhnev and especially on Mao, is to have been a secretary of state who was soft on fascism—and soft on communism, too! Unconditional talks with Ahmadinejad and Assad? Why not? They are the sort of people with whom he (and Kissinger Associates, the firm that introduces despots to corporations) prefers to do business. Thus for McCain, a full day and night after the exposure of his shaky running mate to such ridicule, to make the same mistake himself in Oxford, Miss., was really something to see. It was even worse if you heard it on radio, as I initially did, than if you saw it on television. (You can hear that geezerish whistle in his pipes much more ominously than when you are looking at his 24/105 elderly face.) Anyway, on the same question of "without preconditions," he walked into Obama's tersely phrased riposte, which was to quote Kissinger in precisely the same way as Couric had already done. McCain looked and perhaps felt a fool at this point, and may have been only slightly cheered up when Kissinger told the Weekly Standard after the debate that he after all doesn't, at least not for this precise moment, "recommend presidential high-level talks with Iran." Which, when compared with his earlier remarks, makes it seem that he has no idea what he currently thinks and should either be apologized to by, or should apologize to, either Sarah Palin or Katie Couric, or conceivably both. But the true farce and disgrace is that this increasingly glassyeyed old blunderer and war criminal, who has been wrong on everything since he first authorized illicit wiretapping for the Nixon gang, should be cited as an authority by either nominee, let alone by both of them. Meanwhile, I repeat my question from two weeks ago: Does Sen. Obama appreciate, or do his peacenik fans and fundraisers realize, just how much war he is promising them if he is elected? Once again on Sept. 26 in Mississippi—at the end of a week when American and Pakistani forces had engaged in their first actual direct firefight—he repeated his intention of ignoring the Pakistani frontier when it came to hot pursuit of al-Qaida. Out-hawked on this point, as he was nearly out-doved on the Kissinger one, McCain was moderate by comparison. Obama went on to accuse Iran of having built more centrifuges than most people think it has. This allegation has a confrontational logic of its own, above and beyond the minor issues of preconditions and the "level" of diplomacy. I think Obama is to be praised for doing this—always assuming that he does in fact know what he is doing. But as we all press bravely on, the debate would look more intelligent, and be conducted on a higher plane, if it excluded a discredited pseudo-expert who has trampled on human rights, vandalized the U.S. Constitution, deceived Congress, left a trail of disaster and dictatorship behind him, and deserves to be called not a hawk or a dove but a vulture. sidebar Return to article Here's the link to the original Kissinger op-ed that appeared in the Jan. 13, 2002, Washington Post, describing Iraq as a country with a "Sunni majority." Only the headline and byline remain, which either means there's a technical snafu or that Kissinger or the Post removed the text. But at Kissinger's own site, he's reprinted the piece with the relevant correction, without noting that the article has been altered. Copyright 2008 Washingtonpost.Newsweek Interactive Co. LLC Still, you can't escape the Internet. This blog post copied and pasted the original. As did this Danish news site. As did Highbeam (password required). foreigners A Temporary Thaw Belarus' president reaches out to the West, but can we trust him? By Ilan Greenberg Wednesday, October 1, 2008, at 7:11 AM ET On the ground in Belarus, Russia's politically tempestuous belle poitrine, it is hard to overlook the graveyards. There are the actual cemeteries—almost a third of the country's population died during World War II, including 90 percent of its Jews. And there is the metaphorical death mask wrapped around the face of Belarus society—with easily the most repressive government in Europe, Belarus' tattered pedestrians, empty stores, and crumbling apartment blocks look like they are in the authoritarian, unreconstructed Soviet dictatorship that the country has remained since independence nearly two decades ago. But during a trip to Belarus, I saw the way people in Belarus defy their history and their leader—the intransigent and at times buffoonish president, Alexsandr Lukashenko—to dig out an oasis of normality during their day-to-day lives. Master of a nation of 10 million highly educated citizens in the heart of Eastern Europe, Lukashenko may rule the public square but not the public conversation nor the public mood. In Minsk, picnic spots are carved out of every square foot of green space while rich social evenings are excavated out of loud, inclusive, beery conversations in bustling, well-managed restaurants. Through the sheer force of national will, Belorussians seem to push their government to an on-high abstraction. It's an understandable impulse to push government away when national politics is ruled by capricious whim. Lukashenko has recently been giving off neck-jerking mixed messages. He has warned that Belarus will cut off all communication with Western countries if they fail to recognize the legitimacy of the Belarus parliamentary elections that were held Monday. (The United States has expressed concern about discrepancies in the voting process, and the Organization for Security and Cooperation in Europe said the "election fell short of democratic standards.") It is a draconian threat set against Lukashenko's unexpected promise, in response to overtures from the West, to substantially improve ties with the European Union and the United States if they only credential his election as democratic. 25/105 The West has also taken the election seriously. A high-ranking official at the EU Embassy in Washington, D.C., told an audience last week at Radio Free Europe: "The freer the election, the more likely Belarus will enjoy better relations with the West." Most Belarus-watchers say no. Lukashenko's feelers to the West are probably a means to seek leverage in his relationship with Russia, which has doubled the price it charges Belarus for natural gas and with which his relationship is generally more troubled than is frequently understood. Lukashenko has been whipsawing Belarus observers all summer. Angered by American sanctions against his government, Lukashenko in May summarily expelled 10 U.S. diplomats. After their expulsion, the top American diplomat in the country, Jonathan Moore, held a press conference where, visibly angry, he taunted, "For the United States, the political prisoners in Belarus are much more important than the number of American diplomats in Belarus." Ties with Russia have been more difficult this year than in the past, surmises Alex Brideau, an Eastern Europe analyst in the Tokyo office of Eurasia Group. Brideau points out that even though Belarus—and Lukashenko in particular—are highly dependent on the Russian government for support, there have been tensions for years, particularly in Lukashenko's relationships with senior Russian leaders. "The leadership in Minsk likely still sees Moscow as its main supporter over the long term, but the problems in the relationship this year may have led Lukashenko to try to send a message to President Medvedev and Prime Minister Putin that they need to pay attention to him," said Brideau. Then in late August, Lukashenko released the country's last two political prisoners. The State Department cheered the move, declaring it had "a real potential for an improvement in relations with the United States." Yet the 54-year-old president promptly arrested 20 journalists for mocking him in a cartoon, and days later he declared his support for and "solidarity" with Russia's decision to invade its southern neighbor Georgia. Beginning a long driving tour around Minsk one bright afternoon, my friends Olya, a waitress, and her husband, Sasha, a bullish-looking 35-year-old, swung by my hotel in a spankingnew BMW to pick me up for dinner. Sasha explained his business: importing cars from Germany. From Olya's back-seat squirm, I gathered Sasha's method of acquiring expensive cars was not a topic of further conversation. Both the car and Sasha purred from neighborhood to neighborhood. Sasha drove well, but Olya voiced increasingly angry corrections when Sasha made, at an accelerating pace, conversational wrong turns. (Olya: "Minsk is not one of the most beautiful cities in Europe"; "there is not a lot to do in Minsk"; "Jews do not control this country.") But when I asked about the Belarus government, there was no disagreement: Both scowled at me and promptly changed the subject. A sizable number of Belorussians support Lukashenko, a skilled populist admired for standing up to the West and, when it suits him, to Putin. Yet he is often as much a source of embarrassment as an architect of national repression. Like some of the president's colleagues elsewhere in the former Soviet Union, Lukashenko has the post-Soviet taste for verbal goose-stepping. He once called Hitler "not all bad." And before the 2006 presidential elections, he warned that anyone attending opposition protests would have their necks twisted "as one might a duck." Even more serious, Belarus is one of the world's most dangerous illegal arms exporters. Lukashenko has sold armaments to Syria, Iran, and Hezbollah. So is this week's election an opportunity for the West to entice Belarus from some of its roguish behavior, perhaps loosening Russia's grip on one of its most steadfast allies? Copyright 2008 Washingtonpost.Newsweek Interactive Co. LLC "Lukashenko's move to free opposition politicians from prison suggests he is willing to ease tensions with Washington and Brussels, and the U.S. government's lifting of some sanctions suggest it is willing to acknowledge the steps he has taken," said Brideau. "The thaw may not go much farther than it already has, however, as the two sides are very far apart. I think it likely that the U.S. and Europe will be very cautious about overtures from Lukashenko, out of concern that he could at some point change course again." In any case, it will take more than a mild warming of relations with the West to alter the enduring Soviet hangover that pervades daily life in Belarus. After a week in Minsk, I went to Vitsebsk, a hilly, forested, largely preserved city in the far northwest near Latvia remembered (when it is remembered) for sheltering Marc Chagall until early adulthood. Chagall opened an art school in Vitsebsk in 1919, and the town continues to claim the arts as a civic birthright. In Vitsebsk, at last, Belarus steps away from its Soviet Forever fantasy and yields to its long Eastern European history. Cafes fill with art students. Couples stroll through well-tended parks, past men on benches concentrating on games of chess. The ballet and three theaters are booked solid for the night. But to the eastern shore of the deep canyon sculpted by the Vitsba River, a carapace of crooked streets wind through neighborhoods of ancient, faltering little homes with sad metal roofs. Warmed by coal stoves responsible for the blackened trees, the houses huddle against tiny stores and small gardens; only a museum occupying Chagall's childhood house gives notice that this honeycomb of Eastern European outlier life was once a Jewish shtetl and is now home to Belorussians who appear no more moneyed, forced by a warped politics to inhabit a world just as small as a century before—and perhaps smaller. 26/105 foreigners The Black President A 1926 Brazilian sci-fi novel predicts a U.S. election determined by race and gender. By Manuela Zoninsein Tuesday, September 30, 2008, at 1:54 PM ET Monteiro Lobato is a household name in his native Brazil, bestknown for "Sítio do Picapau Amarelo" ("Yellow Woodpecker's Ranch"), a series of children's books that has been adapted for television on several occasions. He was an active businessman and libertarian and is considered the founder of Brazil's publishing industry, but his 1926 science-fiction novel, O Presidente Negro (The Black President)—which foresaw technological, geopolitical, and environmental transformations—is attracting the most interest this year, since it anticipated a political landscape in which gender and race would determine the outcome of a U.S. presidential election. O Presidente Negro envisions the 2228 U.S. presidential election. In that race, the white male incumbent, President Kerlog, finds himself running against Evelyn Astor, a white feminist, and James Roy Wilde, the cultivated and brilliant leader of the Black Association, "a man who is more than just a single man ... what we call a leader of the masses." You may notice some similarities to the John McCain-Hillary Clinton-Barack Obama face-off; and so did Editora Globo, the publisher of O Presidente Negro, which reissued the novel during the Democratic primaries in a stroke of marketing genius. Prior to Obama's rise, O Presidente Negro was best-known as an odd sci-fi work, predicting the U.S. government's use of eugenics, a racist ideology that had attracted a following in Brazil at the time Lobato was writing (and, later, in Germany). As a result of this association, more often than not, bookstores hid the novel at the bottom of a stack of titles in the Brazilianliterature section. (Today's Brazil is increasingly concerned with civil rights, as indicated by recent experiments with affirmative action in education and government.) Of course, there are several differences between Lobato's story and the circumstances surrounding the 2008 election. In Lobato's fictional world, the United States prohibited the mixing of races—believing it would lead to "disintegration" or "denaturalization"—and thereby conserved white and black races in "a state of relative purity." Lobato also failed to predict the civil rights movement, which undid his predictions of an extreme version of "separate but equal." Unlike Roy, born in a supposed age of "pure races," Obama, born of a white mother and black father, witnessed America's social revolution. Copyright 2008 Washingtonpost.Newsweek Interactive Co. LLC In the 2228 of the novel, the white women's party, the Sabinas (a reference to the Roman legend of the rape of the Sabine women), has apparently reached feminism's pinnacle: Women are no longer considered equal to men—they are simply different and entirely independent. Homo, the ruling white men's party, and the Sabinas each command 51 million voters. In previous elections, voters sided with their gender, with no regard to race. But with the creation of the Black Association, black men and women unite to create the largest political party, giving Roy 54 million supporters. Kerlog is forced to broker an alliance with Roy: black votes in exchange for easing the "Código da Raça" ("Race Code"), which set limits on the growth of the black population through selective breeding and genetic manipulation. To Kerlog's frustration, when the time comes to cast ballots, citizens loyally vote with their identity group, and the black man wins the presidency. In response, Kerlog threatens race war. He persuades Astor to protect the interests of the white race and encourages an alliance. Lobato, at his most sexist, writes that Astor accepts this proposal on the grounds that man "is woman's husband for thousands of reasons ... long live man!" With hardly a second thought, she shepherds the 51 million female voters to the cause of the Homo Party. Kerlog demonstrates to a despairing Roy that his race will never assume control, and on the morning Roy is set to assume the presidency, he is found dead in his office. (Lobato hints at murder.) Kerlog calls for a re-election and emerges victorious. White leaders then mastermind the end of the black race in America, using a senseless and tragic sterilization technique, and Roy's dream of serving as the first black man in the nation's most powerful post is left by the wayside. Long considered a historical relic, O Presidente Negro's popularity had dwindled so much that Editora Globo let it fall out of print, but 6,000 copies have been sold since a March 2008 rerelease. Brazil's intellectuals, bookworms, and bloggers are now madly debating Lobato's racist proposition and gasping at the prescience of one of their country's most quixotic personalities. Now that McCain has selected Gov. Sarah Palin as his running mate—hoping, some critics say, that women will vote as a gender bloc, transferring loyalties to whichever party has a woman on the ticket—perhaps the publishing house can expect yet another sales bump. Only if Obama makes it to the White House would Lobato's prescience fall short. If that happens, maybe Editora Globo's sales streak will come to an end. human nature Undead Babies 27/105 The retreating boundaries of organ harvesting. By William Saletan Friday, October 3, 2008, at 8:23 AM ET If you think the next president will have a hard job, try being a transplant surgeon. You can't tell parents of a dying kid when to pull the plug, but you have to be there, ready, the minute he expires. You have to wait till he's dead but not so long that his organs become useless. You can give him drugs to keep his organs healthy, but you mustn't technically revive him. And you can't remove and restart his heart till it's been declared kaput. Pick up the New England Journal of Medicine, and you'll see the far edge of this tortured world. In the journal, doctors at the Denver Children's Hospital describe how they removed hearts from infants 75 seconds after their hearts stopped. The infants were declared dead of heart failure even as their hearts, in new bodies, resume ticking. The federal government funded the procedure; other hospitals are looking to adopt it. Is it wrong? If only the question were that simple. We like to think moral lines are fixed and clear: My heart is mine, not yours, and you can't have it till I'm dead. But in medicine, lines move. Dead means irreversibly stopped, and stoppages are increasingly reversible. Meanwhile, thanks to transplantation, entitlement to organs is becoming socialized. When life support ends, says one bioethicist, "not using viable organs wastes precious life-saving resources" and "costs the lives of other babies." Failure to take and reuse body parts looks like lethal negligence. How can we get more organs? By redefining death. First we coined "brain death," which let us take organs from people on ventilators. Then we proposed to allow organ retrieval even if nonconscious brain functions persisted. That goal has now been realized through "donation after cardiac death," the rule applied in Denver, which permits harvesting based on heart, rather than brain, stoppage. Stoppage is complicated. There's no "moment" of death. Some transplant surgeons wait five minutes after the last heartbeat. Others wait two. The Denver team waited 75 seconds, reasoning that no heart is known to have self-restarted after 60 seconds. That's pretty dicey. Why push the envelope? Because every second counts. Mark Boucek, the doctor who led the Denver team, says waiting even 75 seconds makes organs less useful. Actually, doctors don't wait for the donor's death. They arrange it. Not the illness or injury, of course, but the timing of demise. The Denver team calls this "anticipated" death, with donation as part of an "end-of-life care plan." Robert Truog, an ethicist who supports the Denver protocol, calls it "orchestrated withdrawal of life support," with the patient "monitored" for cardiac arrest and harvesting. The countdown in Denver began at around 20 minutes. Only the last 75 seconds took place after technical Copyright 2008 Washingtonpost.Newsweek Interactive Co. LLC death. In the interim, doctors injected drugs to keep the organs viable for transplant. The problem with some organ-sustaining measures is that they might technically reverse death. Oxygenation, for example, supplies the circulation whose absence was supposed to be the cause of death. To fix this problem, doctors have learned to block blood flow so that only the organs slated for transplant get oxygen. The rest of the patient remains safely dead. The heart is a trickier problem. It's the one organ that technically has to die when, as in Denver, the donor is cleared for harvesting based on "cardiocirculatory death." How can a heart be certified as irreversibly stopped when the plan is to restart it in a new body? Boucek offers two answers. One is that even if the heart resumes pumping in a new body, it couldn't have done so in the old one. That used to be true. But today, hearts can be restarted by external stimulation well after two or even five minutes. Second, he says the heart is dead because the baby's parents have decided not to permit resuscitation. In other words, each family decides when its loved one is dead. In a commentary attached to the Denver report, another ethicist proposes to extend this idea, letting each family decide not just whether to resuscitate but also at what point organs can be harvested. Brain death? Cardiac death? Persistent vegetative state? Death is whatever you say it is. Enough, says Truog. Stop redefining death. Let's accept that we're taking organs from living people and causing death in the process. This is ethical, he argues, as long as the patient has "devastating neurologic injury" and has provided, through advance directive or a surrogate, informed consent to be terminated this way. We already let surrogates authorize removal of life support, he notes. Why not treat donations similarly? Traditional safeguards, such as the separation of the transplant team from the patient's medical team, will prevent abuse. And the public will accept the new policy, since surveys suggest we're not hung up on whether the donor is dead. But down that road lies even greater uncertainty. How devastating does the injury have to be? If death is vulnerable to redefinition, isn't "devastating" even more so? The same can be asked of "futility," the standard used by the Denver team to select donors. Is it safe to base lethal decisions on the ebb and flow of public opinion, particularly when, as Hastings Center President Thomas Murray points out, the same surveys show confusion about death standards? And can termination decisions really be insulated from pressure to donate? Even if each family makes its own choice, aren't we loosening standards for termination precisely to get more organs? Modern medicine has brought us tremendous power. With that power comes responsibility. Boundaries such as death, heart 28/105 stoppage, and ownership of organs have guided our moral thinking because they seemed fixed in nature. Now we've unmoored them. I'm a registered donor because I believe in the gift of life, and the job of providing organs falls to each of us. So does the job of deciding when and how we can rightly take them. determine whether the evidence demonstrates that any criminal offense was committed with regard to the removal of Iglesias." human nature The report finds that Gonzales approved the removals of a group of U.S. attorneys "without inquiring about the process Sampson used to select them for removal, or why each name was on Sampson's removal list. Gonzales also did not know who Sampson had consulted with or what these individuals had said about each of the U.S. Attorneys identified for removal." Investigators also found that "Sampson's repeated assertion that 'underperformance' was the decisive factor in the removal process was misleading." Investigators learned that some of the fired U.S. attorneys (like Nevada's Dan Bogden) were placed on Sampson's list based on Monica Goodling's unsupported suggestion. John McKay, from Washington, similarly appears to have been put on the list by some specter. Debate Bait Hot-button questions for Biden and Palin. By William Saletan Wednesday, October 1, 2008, at 7:38 AM ET jurisprudence Where the Trail Leads Next What does the inspector general's report on U.S. attorney firings really mean for the Justice Department? By Dahlia Lithwick Monday, September 29, 2008, at 6:16 PM ET For those of us who had been waiting over a year to learn the connection between the abrupt firing of nine U.S. attorneys and the assorted muck-a-mucks who run the Bush administration, the release this morning of the inspector general's report (PDF) was anticlimactic. In light of massive obstruction by the White House (which brazenly refused to turn over internal documents) and other "key witnesses," (including Karl Rove, Harriet Miers, Monica Goodling, Pete Domenici, and Domenici's chief of staff, Steven Bell), the gist of the IG's investigation—done in conjunction with the Office of Professional Responsibility—was that somebody with the authority to compel testimony and the release of documents seriously needs to do an investigation. Still, 392 pages on, the document itself makes for some great reading. It concludes that there is "significant evidence that political partisan considerations were an important factor in the removal of several US Attorneys." It paints former U.S. Attorney General Alberto Gonzales and his former deputy Paul McNulty as having been totally checked out, having "abdicated their responsibility to adequately oversee the process" while underlings like Kyle Sampson merrily consulted a "dog-eared" chart he was constantly revising, destroying, and re-creating. While the report does not unearth any criminal wrongdoing, it finds that "the most serious allegation that we were not able to fully investigate related to the removal of David Iglesias, the U.S. Attorney for New Mexico, and the allegation that he was removed to influence voter fraud and public corruption prosecutions. We recommend that a counsel specially appointed by the Attorney General assess the facts we have uncovered, work with us to conduct further investigation, and ultimately Copyright 2008 Washingtonpost.Newsweek Interactive Co. LLC The report indicates that investigators "found evidence that complaints to Rove and others at the White House and the Department by New Mexico Republican political officials and party activists about how Iglesias was handling voter fraud cases and a public corruption case led to Iglesias's removal." The evidence indicates that in at least three of the firings, "the White House was more involved than merely approving the removal of presidential appointees as Department officials initially stated." The report faults Gonzales et al. for failing "to provide accurate and truthful statements about the removals and their role in the process" (i.e., they lied). Among other things, the IG found that Gonzales "claimed to us and to Congress an extraordinary lack of recollection about the entire removal process. In his most remarkable claim, he testified that he did not remember the meeting in his conference room on November 27, 2006, when the plan was finalized and he approved the removals of the U.S. Attorneys, even though this important meeting occurred only a few months prior to his testimony." The report also concludes that Kyle Sampson's system for determining who was fired was "casual, ad hoc, and anecdotal, and he did not develop any consensus from Department officials about which U.S. Attorneys should be removed." In light of the report, Attorney General Michael Mukasey was quick to appoint a prosecutor (but apparently not a "special" one) to look into this mess. This is a dramatic departure for Mukasey, who has largely spent his time in office pretending that whatever happened at the Justice Department prior to his arrival was either someone else's problem or not, in fact, a problem at all. Having somehow set the reset button on the entire department, he has frequently chastised critics of the Bush administration for their vengeful ways. He recently asserted that (in response to an equally damning IG report) that "not every wrong, or even every violation of the law, is a crime." And he's taken the position (in 29/105 the same speech) that those responsible for misconduct have perhaps been punished enough (having already suffered "substantial negative publicity"). way out. … It is irrebuttable and it is proved to be true. In everything now that someone like me does, there's a backwash into your whole life ... because of race." One thing the appointment of a prosecutor virtually guarantees is that we will still be talking about the U.S. attorney firings long after President Bush has packed up his David Addington bobblehead doll and vacated the White House. And that means, in at least one context, that the Michael Mukasey argument that lawlessness ends on the day when wrongdoers leave office might finally be put to rest. It would make for a much cleaner story if everything that went wrong at Justice could be pinned on poor, hapless Kyle Sampson and forgotten. But that's not the story the IG report tells. What's really gone wrong here lies largely in the behavior of Sampson's bosses who were either asleep at the switch or happy to leave him hanging out to dry on the theory that only the stupid testify. It's a theory that's catching on rather quickly. One can dispute whether Thomas' impression of a "backwash" is fair or reasonable, but nobody can argue that his most passionate legal writing vibrates with his anger about it. In a sharp dissent in a 2003 case allowing race to be used as an admissions factor at the University of Michigan's law school, Thomas described affirmative action as "a cruel farce" under which "all blacks are tarred as undeserving." In an earlier case he wrote that such programs "stamp minorities with a badge of inferiority." The importance of today's report isn't so much in the details of who did what to whom. It's in the "gaps" at the top and the promise that after November, somebody might still care. jurisprudence The Downsides of Diversity What Clarence Thomas might have to say about Sarah Palin. By Dahlia Lithwick Saturday, September 27, 2008, at 1:02 AM ET When it comes to the perils of affirmative action, there's nobody as eloquent as Justice Clarence Thomas. In a speech given earlier this month to leaders of historically black colleges, Thomas went so far as to suggest the Constitution likely prohibits it: "I think we're going to run into problems if we say the Constitution says we can consider race sometimes." In both his legal writing and his autobiography, Thomas has railed against affirmative action, not simply because it constitutes "reverse discrimination" against white males, but because of the crushing lifelong stigma it affixes to the "beneficiaries" (a word Thomas puts in quotation marks). Thomas' writings on affirmative action frequently mine this vein of shame and stigma. In his autobiography, My Grandfather's Son, he concedes he was admitted to Yale's law school in part because of his race but then goes on to describe the humiliation of post-graduation interviews with "one high-priced lawyer after another" in which he was "asked pointed questions, unsubtly suggesting that they doubted I was as smart as my grades indicated." He told ABC News that "once it is assumed that everything you do achieve is because of your race, there is no Copyright 2008 Washingtonpost.Newsweek Interactive Co. LLC Critics have scoffed at Thomas' tendency to view affirmative action exclusively through the narrow lens of his own life, but it's clear the "badge of inferiority" has tainted a lifetime of enormous achievement. He will never forgive America for the chances he was given, or for how small it has made him feel. I can't help but wonder what Thomas would say to vicepresidential nominee Sarah Palin, who is now suffering the same stigma of affirmative action, and who shows signs of the same blend of defensiveness and outrage that have so shaped Thomas' career. Like Thomas, Palin has been blasted for inexperience, and she has fought back with claims that she is not being judged on her merits, but on her gender, just as he felt he was inevitably judged on his race. While it's possible to assert that Sarah Palin is the most qualified person in America for the vice presidency, only approximately nine people have done so with a straight face. That's because Palin was not chosen because she was the second-best person to run America but to promote diversity on the ticket, even the political playing field, and to shatter (in her words) some glass ceilings. When she was selected, the Weekly Standard's editor, Fred Barnes, enthused: "As a 44-year-old woman Mrs. Palin brings desperately needed diversity to the Republican ticket." That's certainly a noble goal, but it's one most conservatives have disparaged for decades. The most savage bits of Thomas' Michigan law school dissent warn against fetishizing "diversity" as an "aesthetic" concern of "elites." Thomas hates the notion of flinging the first minority you can lay hold of at a glass ceiling. The McCain campaign just elevated it to priority No. 1. The dangers of this kind of rough quest for aesthetic diversity pervades Thomas' memoir. It's not just his perception that the world mistrusts the abilities of the recipient of affirmative action but the fact that he sometimes learns to mistrust the world. Thomas' experience at Yale taught him to doubt anyone who sought to help him, especially those "who offered you a helping hand so long as you were careful to agree with them but slapped you down if you started acting as if you didn't know your place." Palin has also become a recipient of the know-your-place treatment, as she enters—at this writing—her 29th day of an 30/105 almost-total media blackout. Palin has been allowed to speak to just three television reporters. No press conferences and no informal interviews. A nation is permitted to know her almost exclusively through photo ops in fabulous shoes that smack of empty tokenism. Clarence Thomas would say that in its most toxic formulation, affirmative action demands that its beneficiaries be seen and not heard, and that is precisely what Palin is experiencing. Where Clarence Thomas has always excoriated liberals for promoting token blacks so that America might someday look just like a Benetton commercial, John McCain has mastered the fine art of turning women into campaign accessories, a flag pin with nice calves. Liberals inclined to blindly support affirmative action would do well to contemplate the lessons of Sarah Palin and Clarence Thomas. Although the former exudes unflagging self-confidence and the latter may always be crippled by self-doubt, both have become nearly frozen in a defensive crouch, casualties of an effort to create an America in which diversity is measured solely in terms of appearance. Perhaps as a result of this simplistic sorting process, Clarence Thomas has learned to neatly divide the entire world into angels and demons. (In his book he reduces everyone to either a "rattlesnake" or a "water moccasin.") Palin similarly casts everyone as either a supporter or a "hater." Thomas has come to believe that anyone who opposes him is a racist. Palin genuinely sees anyone who doubts her qualifications as sexist. There is much that is laudable about affirmative action, but its tendency to divide people in often crude ways is not. It can lead to a class of "beneficiaries" who also see the world in crude ways, and to even-cruder ways of talking about the very complicated and real gender and race disparities that continue to plague America. A version of this appears in this week's Newsweek. low concept McCain's Next Stunt 2. Announces that Track Palin has captured Osama Bin Laden—in Iraq. (Peter Van Buren) 3. Adopts "don't ask, don't tell" policy on the environment. (Linse Henley) 4. Rears head and flies into Russian airspace. (Ryan Greenlaw) 5. Has President Bush use his executive privilege to declare McCain the winner. (Matt Logan) 6. Proposes a game of Risk with Obama—winner takes all. (Anonymous) 7. Bolsters Sarah Palin's foreign-policy credentials by giving her a German shepherd, a Siamese cat, and a Dutch long-eared rabbit. (Cheryl Lynn Helm) 8. Announces his Cabinet: the Harlem Globetrotters. (David Churchman) 9. Upon reflection, admits that "ABBA sucks." (Larry Miller) 10. Announces that if elected he will appoint Gen. Petraeus secretary of the Treasury. (Roger Tompkins) 11. Heads to Switzerland and brazenly toggles the on/off switch of the Large Hadron Collider. (John Flowers) 12. Tints his hair a warm chestnut brown. (Kathryn Schorr) … and here are some of the proposals that were sent in by multiple readers: 1. Funds bailout by selling Cindy McCain's clothing, jewelry, or homes. 2. Switches spots on the ticket with Palin. 3. Drops Palin, announces Joe Lieberman, Mitt Romney, Hillary Clinton, Bill Clinton, Barack Obama, or Michael Phelps as new running mate. 4. Divorces Cindy, marries Palin. 5. Doesn't divorce Cindy, moves to Utah, marries Palin. 6. Divorces Cindy, moves to Massachusetts, marries Joe Lieberman. 7. Announces Palin is pregnant. 8. Announces Cindy is pregnant. 9. Announces he is pregnant. 10. On eve of the election, changes his name to Barack Obama. 11. On eve of the election, changes his name to McLovin. 12. Takes time away from the campaign to reflect on the death of his best friend, Goose. Slate readers predict the candidate's next Hail Mary. Thursday, October 2, 2008, at 11:04 AM ET After John McCain suspended his presidential campaign last week, Slate invited readers to suggest other Hail Mary stunts the Republican candidate might pull before Election Day. You sent us nearly 1,000 ideas. Here are some of our favorites: 1. low concept The Poetry of Sarah Palin Recent works by the Republican vice presidential candidate. By Hart Seely Wednesday, October 1, 2008, at 1:25 PM ET Pledges to send former Wall Street CEOs to Guantanamo. (John Kirkbride) Copyright 2008 Washingtonpost.Newsweek Interactive Co. LLC 31/105 It's been barely six weeks since the arctic-fresh voice of Alaskan poet Sarah Heath Palin burst upon the lower 48. In campaign interviews, the governor, mother, and maverick GOP vice presidential candidate has chosen to bypass the media filter and speak directly to fans through her intensely personal verses, spoken poems that drill into the vagaries of modern life as if they were oil deposits beneath a government-protected tundra. These corporations. Today it was AIG, Important call, there. (To S. Hannity, Fox News, Sept. 18, 2008) "Befoulers of the Verbiage" Thursday's nationally televised debate with Democrat Joe Biden could give Palin the chance to cement her reputation as one of the country's most innovative practitioners of what she calls "verbiage." The poems collected here were compiled verbatim from only three brief interviews. So just imagine the work Sarah Palin could produce over the next four (or eight) years. "On Good and Evil" It is obvious to me Who the good guys are in this one And who the bad guys are. The bad guys are the ones Who say Israel is a stinking corpse, And should be wiped off The face of the earth. That's not a good guy. (To K. Couric, CBS News, Sept. 25, 2008) It was an unfair attack on the verbiage That Senator McCain chose to use, Because the fundamentals, As he was having to explain afterwards, He means our workforce. He means the ingenuity of the American. And of course that is strong, And that is the foundation of our economy. So that was an unfair attack there, Again based on verbiage. (To S. Hannity, Fox News, Sept. 18, 2008) "Secret Conversation" I asked President Karzai: "Is that what you are seeking, also? "That strategy that has worked in Iraq? "That John McCain had pushed for? "More troops? "A counterinsurgency strategy?" And he said, "Yes." "You Can't Blink" You can't blink. You have to be wired In a way of being So committed to the mission, The mission that we're on, Reform of this country, And victory in the war, You can't blink. So I didn't blink. (To K. Couric, CBS News, Sept. 25, 2008) "Outside" I am a Washington outsider. I mean, Look at where you are. I'm a Washington outsider. I do not have those allegiances To the power brokers, To the lobbyists. We need someone like that. (To C. Gibson, ABC News, Sept. 11, 2008) (To C. Gibson, ABC News, Sept. 11, 2008) "Haiku" Copyright 2008 Washingtonpost.Newsweek Interactive Co. LLC 32/105 "On the Bailout" Ultimately, What the bailout does Is help those who are concerned About the health care reform That is needed To help shore up our economy, Helping the— It's got to be all about job creation, too. Shoring up our economy And putting it back on the right track. So health care reform And reducing taxes And reining in spending Has got to accompany tax reductions And tax relief for Americans. And trade. We've got to see trade As opportunity Not as a competitive, scary thing. But one in five jobs Being created in the trade sector today, We've got to look at that As more opportunity. All those things. It's funny that A comment like that Was kinda made to, I don't know, You know ... Reporters. (To K. Couric, CBS News, Sept. 25, 2008) "Small Mayors" You know, Small mayors, Mayors of small towns— Quote, unquote— They're on the front lines. (To S. Hannity, Fox News, Sept. 19, 2008) map the candidates Recovering (To K. Couric, CBS News, Sept. 25, 2008) Both V.P. candidates have the day off. Obama is in Pennsylvania, and McCain is in Colorado. By E.J. Kalafarski and Chadwick Matlin Friday, October 3, 2008, at 11:22 AM ET "Challenge to a Cynic" You are a cynic. Because show me where I have ever said That there's absolute proof That nothing that man Has ever conducted Or engaged in, Has had any effect, Or no effect, On climate change. (To C. Gibson, ABC News, Sept. 11, 2008) "On Reporters" Copyright 2008 Washingtonpost.Newsweek Interactive Co. LLC medical examiner Still in the Lyme Light Politicians and Hollywood enter the debate over "chronic Lyme disease." By Kent Sepkowitz Tuesday, September 30, 2008, at 6:35 AM ET In the 30 years since its discovery, Lyme disease has been in the headlines every time you turn around. First came its identification in the 1970s, a cautionary tale of alarmed moms forcing doctors to examine a problem happening right under their self-satisfied noses. Then, in those prudish pre-AIDS days of public health, it provided a scary-enough new disease for journalists to crow about—though unlike herpes, the rival hot disease at the time, Lyme was completely above the belt. This year, Lyme has outdone itself, coming in with not one but two big skirmishes. Both relate to the puzzling and demoralizing condition often referred to as "chronic Lyme," a syndrome that 33/105 includes fatigue, headaches, forgetfulness, and other symptoms. In May, Richard Blumenthal, attorney general of Connecticut, the disease's ground zero, announced an antitrust investigation of the Infectious Disease Society of America—specifically addressing the treatment of Lyme, including chronic Lyme. Blumenthal targeted the professional society because of the perceived potential for collusion resulting from the 2006 IDSA guidelines on the diagnosis and management of Lyme disease. In his investigation, he found "serious flaws" propagated by those numskull doctors and pressed his point effectively enough to force a re-review of the guidelines by yet another panel of experts. And then Hollywood piled on as the movie Under Our Skin ("An infectious new film about microbes, money, and science") began to make the rounds at film festivals. This movie, too, digs deep at the IDSA and sees the entire Lyme-treatment world in conspiratorial terms, suggesting doctors dabble in human disease for fun and profit. (Disclosure: I am a card-carrying member of the IDSA. I pay dues. I attend meetings. I read society writings. Like most professional societies, IDSA is a somewhat clumsy collective, a bunch of people not really comfortable with Robert's Rules but, like diabetic children cheerfully going off to summer camp together, still in need of the assurance given by meeting with other people with the same problems.) The smoking tractate in all this is "The Clinical Assessment, Treatment, and Prevention of Lyme Disease, Human Granulocytic Anaplasmosis, and Babesiosis: Clinical Practice Guidelines by the Infectious Diseases Society of America." As a guideline promulgated by a professional society, it continues a fashion that became the rage about 15 years ago when HMOs insisted that treatments be standardized. Rather than have the HMOs set the rules, professional societies, for reasons of pride, cash, and selfishness, began to churn out tome after tome— IDSA has about 50, and we occupy only a small corner of the medical world. The guidelines are often used by insurance companies to determine what constitutes an allowable medical treatment; with chronic Lyme, many patients have found months of intravenous antibiotics to be helpful, yet insurance carriers had been hesitant to pay, given the high cost of the treatment. In the Lyme guidelines, the IDSA expert panel declared it could find no evidence to support the existence of chronic Lyme disease, which led HMOs to deny payment for long-term intravenous antibiotic therapy for many patients. To support its rejection of chronic Lyme disease, IDSA cited among the 405 referenced articles from the medical literature, many written by panel members—for some, a medical version of insider trading and something Blumenthal and the Under Our Skin crowd scoff at. (Admittedly, medical publication is a self-fulfilling, selfpromoting circle in which insurgents crawl to the top, then Copyright 2008 Washingtonpost.Newsweek Interactive Co. LLC maintain their lofty positions by squashing pretenders and rewarding only the most groveling toadies.) It may appear suspicious to outsiders for IDSA members to cite their own expertise. But these are the articles that established their bona fides to sit on the panel. Unless we should exclude all experts from any expert panel because they are experts, it's a problem we are stuck with. Though I must agree with one aspect of the outsiders' view: Most experts, bless their hearts, are a mess. They are spilling over with professional rivalries and hostilities, limping from turf wars, and liable to tantrums and intellectual narrowness, and they sport egos growing like new blisters and every bit as fragile. But be kind—they have spent their careers working on a certain disease. They have run the trials, given the talks, staged the symposia, and written the standard-setting articles. It is impossible to get in a room people who both know everything about a subject and are free of conflict. (I find the conflict-of-interest charge ironic, given the large number of nonspecialists making big bucks in the treatment of chronic Lyme.) Even if one discounts the self-aggrandizement of medical publishing, the experts do have one thing patients, moviemakers, and even AG Richard Blumenthal lack: experience in treating infectious diseases. Dealing with infections all day, every day, is informative. Stated another way: Why do the Car Talk guys know what that rattle is when your car turns left but not right? They know what is and what is not possible in their field of expertise, and they narrow things from there. The carburetor, for example, is not likely to rattle, because troubled carburetors wheeze and kick. Click and Clack know this. So, too, for doctoring, despite Lyme's peculiar pedigree: It is related closely to syphilis, that most wily of all infections. We still cannot grow either bacterium (the one that causes syphilis can be cultivated after inoculating the testicle of a rabbit; for Lyme, no comparable animal-assistance program has been developed), and we still do not have accurate blood tests to diagnosis these two infections. This substantial shortcoming would appear to make the existence of something unexpected, like chronic Lyme, more plausible. Yet the similarities between Lyme and syphilis actually support the IDSA doctors here. Yes, there is much about syphilis we don't know—but like Click and Clack and their carburetor, we do understand what it doesn't do. Syphilis doesn't resist treatment. Plus, when you have it—really have it, especially in your brain—it is not at all difficult to find. Its pathologic footprints are everywhere. And once treated, it does not enter a prolonged stage that requires years more of antibiotics to beat back. However, Connecticut and Hollywood both smell a rat. They see a gaggle of uncaring doctors in it for the dough and ego and intrinsic joys of sadism. And for them, this dismissal of chronic Lyme is nothing but another example of patients insisting a disease is making them sick while doctors scratch their heads 34/105 and can't find a trace—shades of chronic fatigue and Morgellons and fibromyalgia. Myself, I don't believe in chronic Lyme, but the people afflicted with the syndrome likely have some disease or another, medical, psychiatric, or something in between—and the third-class-citizen status afforded them is an embarrassment to doctors everywhere. Perhaps the biggest loser in the debate is Sigmund Freud. One hundred years after his revolutionary work, the worst thing a doctor can do in 2008 is to suggest that a patient's problems are emotional, that physical pain arises from emotional turmoil. I've made the suggestion to a few patients along the way, and it is roughly akin to telling someone you think he is a pederast. People want physical problems—hardcore ailments like broken legs and lobar pneumonia. Try treating those with Zoloft. make all American citizens investors in the world's biggest fund—and a democratic one at that. Taxpayers won't just be the investors. We'll own the management company, too. Best of all? For at least a few months, we'll have the former CEO of Goldman Sachs run our investment for a very small fee. Call it the "Universal Hedge Fund." Given the impasse between doctors and patients over a condition that affects thousands, may I make a modest proposal? Let's study the problem. Not another McCain Commission of blueribbon windbags to meet and congratulate one another—rather, let's do a clinical trial to determine the effectiveness of antibiotics: double-blind, placebo-controlled, the whole works. Doctors and patients together could design the study, as is done with AIDS and many cancer trials. And if antibiotics work, great—the doctors are wrong yet again. If they don't, then it is on to the next therapeutic approach till we find something that does the trick. Just one ground rule: Neither side can assume the other is a sleazeball (hear that, patients?) or a nut (you, doctors). After all, this is a real public-health problem before us, regardless of the cause—and it is surely in the interest of one and all to place the debate on sound footing. The fund's bylaws give the manager (the treasury secretary) significant discretion. He can buy troubled mortgage-related instruments from finance companies (Section 3[9][a], Page 5). But he can also invest in "any other financial instrument that the Secretary, after consultation with the Chairman of the Board of Governors of the Federal Reserve System, determines the purchase of which is necessary to promote financial market stability" (Section 3[9]B, Page 6). The manager then has the authority to manage the assets as he sees fit (Section 106[B], Page 22), collecting revenue streams, holding bonds to maturity, or flipping them for a quick profit (Section 106[c], Page 22). Like many of today's sharpest hedge funds, the Universal Fund will also have the ability to drive a harder bargain by demanding equity stakes, or new debt securities, from the institutions it is helping (Section 113[d], Page 35). It can also do what many of the big hedge funds, and so-called "funds of funds," do: bring in outside managers to run the investment (101[C][3], Page 8). moneybox How the Bailout Is Like a Hedge Fund. It's massively leveraged. It's buying distressed assets. It's taking equity stakes … By Daniel Gross Wednesday, October 1, 2008, at 3:35 PM ET The Wall Street bailout is alive again. In an effort to make the $700 billion bailout palatable, the architects of the law have larded it up with all sorts of goodies, such as increasing the levels of deposit insurance, sparing some taxpayers the ravages of the Alternative Minimum Tax, and extending tax breaks for alternative energy. Henry Paulson's three-page sprig has sprouted into a 451-page Christmas tree. (The current version of the bill, in all its lengthy glory, can be seen here.) What's most interesting about the Emergency Economic Stabilization Act of 2008 is just how much it reads like a prospectus for a hedge fund. In the past, hedge funds—secretive pools of capital—were open only to qualified (read: rich) investors. But with the stroke of a pen, President Bush will soon Copyright 2008 Washingtonpost.Newsweek Interactive Co. LLC Hedge funds use leverage: That is, they borrow money to amplify their returns. The Universal Hedge Fund will use massive leverage, borrowing up to $750 billion, which it will use to buy up distressed assets. The Universal Fund might best be described as a multi-multistrategy fund. Its stated goals are to maximize returns to its investors while promoting general market stability and bolstering the crippled housing market. There are some important differences between the Universal Fund and its private sector peers. Hedge funds thrive on secrecy. The Universal Fund will operate with maximum transparency, disclosing all new sales and purchases on the Web within two days (Section 114[A], Page 39). Rather than send in all our money upfront, we hedge-fund investors will give the manager $250 billion to start with (Section 115[A][1], Page 40). And the proceeds won't be distributed via dividends or end-of-year partnership distributions. Rather, revenues and profits "shall be paid into the general fund of the Treasury for reduction of the public debt" (Section 106[d], Page 22). The Bush administration's desire to turn all Americans into participants in the capital markets through the privatization of Social Security never got off the ground. But in the last months of its second term, it has managed to pull off something of a coup. Soon enough, we'll all collectively own various securities issued by lots of big companies. Too bad the Ownership Society is happening only because we became a Bad Debt Society. 35/105 moneybox Washington to New York: Drop Dead The Republicans' intransigence kills the bailout bill—and possibly McCain's electoral chances. By Daniel Gross Monday, September 29, 2008, at 5:52 PM ET Well, maybe we don't need much of a private-sector financial system after all. That's the conclusion that most House Republicans, and a minority of House Democrats, seem to have reached in voting down the $700 billion bailout bill on Monday. Maybe it's best that, in a few weeks, there will be essentially two large banks left in the country, JPMorgan Chase and Citigroup. After all it has done, perhaps that's what the financial sector deserves. Was the bailout bill killed by malice or by incompetence? It's hard to argue against incompetence since it has been so rampant, especially on the Republican side of things in Washington. The congressional leadership and the White House clearly lacked the heft—or the energy—to whip recalcitrant members into line. "I don't understand why President Bush didn't go to members of his party and say vote on this," Maria Bartiromo wondered on CNBC Monday afternoon. (Maria, if you have to ask, you don't want to know.) Sen. John McCain, who interrupted his campaign to deal with the crisis, claimed—via his surrogates—that he wielded great influence in improving the deal and making it palatable. Then he left town as it collapsed. Sure, the bill could have passed if more Democrats had voted for it. But Speaker Nancy Pelosi and co. were able to bring along 60 percent of their caucus. Why did so many House Republicans bail? Some say it's because Pelosi hurt their feelings by pointing out that Republicans were in charge when things went to hell. It also could be that a lot of them got religion on fiscal matters. (Of course, having approved an expansion of Medicare, massive increases in all sorts of spending, and huge tax cuts that led to the addition of trillions of dollars in public debt, this is a strange moment to stand on principle.) Obviously, Republicans were motivated in no small part by political calculations—short- and long-term. But it's really hard to figure out what those calculations might be. Yes, incumbents of both parties—especially those incumbents facing tough reelection campaigns—don't want to be on the hook for this vote. But consider the big picture: Despite all the hemming and hawing, investors and analysts seem to think there will eventually be a deal—because there has to be. So, let's say that the House Republicans manage to draw out the process for a few more weeks. Maybe the final deal will be less costly to taxpayers—say, $300 billion instead of $700 billion. And maybe they will succeed in stripping some of the measures that corporate America and Wall Street find abhorrent (like limits on executive pay). Even in that best-case scenario, is there any Copyright 2008 Washingtonpost.Newsweek Interactive Co. LLC reason to think that GOP politicians will be rewarded for their intransigence? For in the meantime, the chaos they've created by coming to the table and then throwing a fit works to their disadvantage. Each time a deal is close to done and then gets scuppered, the market (and its many participants) freaks out. Huge quantities of wealth are destroyed. The markets fell about 8 percent after today's stunt, likely wiping out close to $1 trillion in wealth. In so doing, they're turning off whatever base the party had left on Wall Street and likely closing off a huge source of campaign cash. Asked for his evaluation of what took place today, Lawrence Fink, the CEO of asset management giant Blackrock, said, "Major disappointment came from the Republican side." A Republican congressman who shows up for a fundraiser in Manhattan this week is likely to get tarred and feathered. In some congressional races, I suppose financial dislocation and bank failures could plausibly be good news for Republican challengers—but only if the challengers can pin them on the incumbent Democrats. Finally, it's clear that the chaos is poison for the top of the ticket. McCain's poll numbers have eroded throughout September as the financial crisis picked up pace. The volatility in the markets doesn't seem to be doing much for the more volatile candidate in the race. Every time the market falls a few hundred points, Obama seems to pick up support. On Intrade, where the price of McCain's presidential contracts have slipped to their lowest levels in months, traders now give Obama a 60 percent chance of winning. In general, I've found a lot of the analogies between the present situation and the Great Depression to be way off. But there's one area in which the analogy might hold true. Just as happened in 1932, it's possible that the Republicans' incompetence and bullheadedness in managing a financial crisis could lead to Democrats controlling both the White House and Congress. moneybox The Happy Talk Express The economy is a mess. The financial markets are in a panic. But these idiots think we mustn't say anything negative. By Daniel Gross Saturday, September 27, 2008, at 1:02 AM ET Having difficulty coping with financial stress? Forget Bernanke and Paulson. Think Rogers & Hammerstein. In the excellent production of South Pacific at the Lincoln Center in New York (something tells me tickets there will be easier to get soon), one of the highlights is the song "Happy Talk." "Happy talk, keep talking happy talk," sings Bloody Mary. "Talk about things you like to do." Elsewhere in New York, there's a sense afoot that the 36/105 real problems we face aren't the crippled financial system or the slowing economy, but rather all the bad stuff people are saying about them. In other words, not enough Happy Talk. To ward off panics, financial media organizations are keeping Unhappy Talk to a minimum. "We're very careful not to throw words around like 'meltdown' and 'free fall,' " CNN correspondent Ali Velshi, who is getting mucho face time thanks to the meltdown and free fall, told the New York Times. The Rupert Murdoch-owned Wall Street Journal is engaging in unMurdochian restraint, banishing words like crash and pandemonium. Maybe I have a limited vocabulary, but I'm not sure how else to characterize a month in which the country's largest financial institutions, Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac, had to be nationalized; Lehman Bros., the fourth-largest investment bank, filed for Chapter 11; AIG, a component of the Dow Jones Indsutrial Average, had to turn over most of its stock to the government in exchange for an $85 billion loan; the government had to guarantee money-market funds to stop people from hoarding cash under their mattresses; the nation's largest savings and loan, Washington Mutual, failed; and the nation's greatest financial minds declare that a bailout the size of the Netherlands' GDP is needed to stop the bleeding. Yes, we have to be careful about crying fire in a crowded theater. But calling Wall Street's meltdown a meltdown is more like crying fire in a crowded inferno. It's one thing for media organizations to censor themselves. It's quite another for the government to ban certain types of speech. Short-selling is the practice through which investors borrow shares from one another; sell them, hoping or expecting they will fall; and then buy them back at a lower price and return to the original owner. Shorting stocks is an essential component of hedge funds' strategy: It's how they manage risk. But just as the last refuge of scoundrels is patriotism, the last refuge of incompetent CEOs is short-bashing. "I will hurt the shorts, and that is my goal," Richard Fuld, chief executive of Lehman Bros., said last April. Instead, he delighted the shorts by running the company into the ground. Short-sellers don't kill companies. Managers do. But in late September, the Securities and Exchange Commission banned short-selling of financial and finance-related stocks. Call it the bucket list—a list of companies that might kick the bucket if short sellers were able to operate. The list, which started with 799 lucky duckies, is now approaching 1,000 and includes IBM and drug-store chain CVS. (Hey, at some level we're all finance companies). The list also includes two publicly traded hedge funds. In other words, you can't bet against the guys who are now forbidden to bet against stocks. Joseph Heller, call your agent. What's wrong with this? Economists tell us that a stock price is nothing more than the sum total of information about a company and its prospects. The trading day is thus a debate in which people express favorable opinions (by buying the stock) or negative ones (by selling the stock). Banning short-selling is like holding a debate but telling people they can argue only one side. It's like wholly disregarding half of the extant opinions. It's like Fox News. The third set of Happy Talkers are incumbent politicians. The past year has shown plenty of evidence of unsound fundamentals—eight straight months of job losses, the failure of financial institutions, etc. And yet the word from Washington (at least the Fox News-watching half of Washington) for much of 2008 has been that things are just fine. "The fundamentals of our economy are strong," President Bush said in August. There's nothing wrong with trying to bolster confidence. But if you ban pessimism as a matter of course, it creates a false impression, which makes the fall all that more shocking and disorienting. Putting on a happy face too frequently can also make it harder to rally the troops in a time of crisis, as management guru John Kotter writes in his new book, A Sense of Urgency. It's tough to convince people of the need to make a significant change, pronto, if they've been conditioned to think that everything is hunky-dory. Which is why Washington policymakers have had to dial up the fear factor, big time, to light a fire under Congress. A few weeks ago the fundamentals were sound. This week, if you tuned into C-SPAN, it looked we could be staring at a replay of the Great Depression. The source of our current angst and distress isn't a surfeit of recent negative talk. To the contrary, several years of excessive Happy Talk and an acoustical system that dims the voices of those expressing contrary opinions have been important contributing factors to the crisis. An environment in which discouraging words are seldom heard may be fine for a place where the deer and the antelope play, but not for the frenzied range where the bulls and the bears roam. A version of this article also appears in Newsweek. movies All Aboard the Crazy Train Anne Hathaway in Jonathan Demme's Rachel Getting Married. By Dana Stevens Friday, October 3, 2008, at 11:44 AM ET Jonathan Demme has reached a point in his career where he can make whatever movie he damn well pleases. A documentary Copyright 2008 Washingtonpost.Newsweek Interactive Co. LLC 37/105 about a Haitian radio host (The Agronomist)! A portrait of Jimmy Carter on book tour (Man From Plains)! A Neil Young concert film (Neil Young: Heart of Gold)! And while Demme's recent remakes of old spy thrillers (The Truth About Charlie, The Manchurian Candidate) have been muddled flops, that doesn't seem to trouble the director one bit—he just trains his ever-curious camera on what's next. Demme is so hip at this point he can comfortably return to being square. Not that the man who made Stop Making Sense was ever all that square, but Demme did make his name with small, intimate dramas about friendship and loneliness and the inexorable pull of family ties (Melvin & Howard, Something Wild). With Rachel Getting Married (Sony Pictures Classics), the story of an addict who's released from rehab to attend her sister's wedding, he returns to that rich subject matter. But Demme's gaze has changed in the intervening years. Something Wild was a paean to forward motion, the road-trip romance par excellence. Rachel Getting Married is about a different kind of journey—the backward time-travel that happens, willy-nilly, whenever you visit home. The title is a kind of joke, given that its maddening antiheroine, Kym (Anne Hathaway), spends the movie frantically diverting her family's attention from the fact that Rachel (Rosemarie Dewitt) is, in fact, getting married. Kym, a charismatic blackclad waif in the Edie Sedgwick mold, is a master at shifting the focus back to her own long-running personal drama of drug use and self-destruction. Years before, she was responsible for a terrible accident while high; in the decade or so since, she's cycled in and out of various high-end rehabs and seen her nurturing noodge of a father (Bill Irwin) divorce her loving but distant mother (Debra Winger). While Kym's life has been stuck, Rachel's has taken off: She's earning a psychology degree and is about to marry an adoring African-American musician named Sidney (Tunde Adebimpe). When Kym arrives at their parents' sprawling Connecticut compound, her first move is to usurp the maid-of-honor title from Rachel's best friend (Anisa George); her second is to attend a local 12-step meeting and sleep with the cutest guy there, who also happens to be Sidney's best man. So you think you know what kind of movie you're in for: an intelligent middlebrow psychodrama about sororal competition. (You may even think you just saw it last year; Noah Baumbach's Margot at the Wedding had a remarkably similar setup.) But from Rachel's first vertiginous moment, the script by Jenny Lumet (Sidney's daughter, a first-time screenwriter) begins swooping and diving into unexpected places, as does the D.V. camera hand-held by Declan Quinn. Quinn's freewheeling cinematography at times recalls Dogme films like The Celebration. If this film had been made in conventional threequarter-shot fashion with an overlaid music score, it might read like a groovier Ordinary People. Instead, Demme lets the camera roam at will and finds a narrative excuse to embed music into every scene: He fills the house with musicians practicing for Copyright 2008 Washingtonpost.Newsweek Interactive Co. LLC their wedding performances—a jazz band on the back porch, a lutist on the stairs. At one point a character has to ask the musicians to pipe down so the family can continue with their recriminations in peace. All this music and movement lends the movie a shaggy, Altman-esque texture, a sense that its scope is wider than any one character's story. The feuding sisters may provide the film's center, but anyone is free to pick up the talking stick and say his or her piece, and during a long rehearsal-dinner sequence, many of the wedding guests do. I've never been much of an Anne Hathaway fan. She always seemed, to borrow a phrase some brilliant blogger once used about Gwyneth Paltrow, to be "sprinkling herself with fairy dust." But Hathaway transcends her usual complacency in this role and resists the temptation of using Kym's (and her own) wounded-bird appeal to let the character off the hook. Bill Irwin, the great stage clown who's a Demme regular, is marvelously expressive as the girls' overanxious father. And when the luminous Debra Winger first appears onscreen as their withholding mother, you want to grab her and say (on your own behalf as well as her daughters'): Where have you been all these years? movies Shyness Is Nice Michael Cera in Nick and Norah's Infinite Playlist. By Dana Stevens Thursday, October 2, 2008, at 4:35 PM ET Nick and Norah's Infinite Playlist (Sony) is so slight it's almost diaphanous—an hour after seeing it, what the movie leaves behind is not so much a memory as a mood. Still, it's a fine mood, lit with the sparkle of the Manhattan skyline and scored to a wistful indie-pop soundtrack. Teen viewers accustomed to the rapid-fire vulgarities of Superbad and Pineapple Express may snort at this movie's emo guilelessness. But like its source, a young-adult novel of the same name by Rachel Cohn and David Levithan, Playlist is unabashedly romantic. Some people really were made for each other, the movie asserts, and New York does look beautiful by night. You got a problem with that? Besides its heroes' iconic names, Playlist makes no reference to the Nick and Nora of the Thin Man comedies of the '30s and '40s. And unlike their martini-swilling screwball counterparts, this Nick and Norah are straight-edge New Jersey teens who can party all night without downing so much as a beer. Nick (Michael Cera), the only straight member of a queercore band called the Jerk Offs, is still mooning over his ex-girlfriend, Tris (Alexis Dziena). He burns her homemade CD mixes with titles like "Road to Closure, Volume XII," which Tris promptly tosses in the garbage. Norah (Kat Dennings), Tris' classmate and the daughter of a famous record executive, secretly retrieves these 38/105 CDs from the trash—like Nick, she's a music geek with omnivorous tastes. Over the course of one night, the two will fall for each other while roaming New York City in search of two things: a show to be played at an unnamed venue by the underground band Where's Fluffy? and Norah's hard-partying best friend, Caroline (Ari Graynor), who wanders off into the night after one tequila shot too many. The where's-Caroline subplot soon devolves into a string of standard-issue gross-out gags (though Gaynor, an Angie Dickinson look-alike, is funny and admirably game). But as Nick and Norah bounce from hipster bar to all-night diner to drag cabaret (in a lower Manhattan whose most fantastical feature is its abundance of good parking spaces), you can't help but root for them to hook up—not that that outcome is ever in any real jeopardy. The competitive Tris makes a few halfhearted attempts to win back Nick while Norah endures some pawing from her ex, Tal (Jay Baruchel, nailing a small role as a sleazy arriviste). But essentially, this is a one-crazy-night movie in which all that matters is the mysterious momentum that propels our protagonists from one shimmering backdrop to the next. Like Before Sunrise or the lovely karaoke-bar sequence at the center of Lost in Translation, Nick and Norah's Infinite Playlist captures the excitement of exploring a city with someone you barely know and really, really like. obit Peter Sollett (Raising Victor Vargas), directing from a script by Lorene Scafaria, seems unsure of whether he wants to be John Hughes or Paul Weitz (the director of American Pie, who also co-produced this movie). I wish Sollett had forgone the broader stuff and gone with his sharp instinct for romantic comedy, which, at its best, calls for more than just snappy banter. I particularly dug a love scene in a recording studio in which the central couple's off-screen passion is registered on an audio soundboard and a moment when Nick uses his windshield wipers to wash away the memory of an old love. Newman loved those stories. He loved to talk about the little kids who had no clue who he was, this friendly old guy who kept showing up at camp to take them fishing. While their counselors stammered, star-struck, the campers indulged Newman the way they'd have indulged a particularly friendly hospital blood technician. It took me years to understand why Newman loved being at the Hole in the Wall Gang Camp. It was for precisely the same reason these kids did. When the campers showed up, they became regular kids, despite the catheters and wheelchairs and prosthetic legs. And when Newman showed up, he was a regular guy with blue eyes, despite the Oscar and the racecars and the burgeoning marinara empire. The most striking thing about Paul Newman was that a man who could have blasted through his life demanding "Have you any idea who I am?" invariably wanted to hang out with folks—often little ones— who neither knew nor cared. I've already lobbed so many valentines at Michael Cera that the poor kid is probably hiding from me behind his locker door. At the age of 15, he fully grasped the unorthodox comic strategy of the Fox series Arrested Development and entered into its world. At 19, he quietly stole both Superbad and Juno from his far more effusive co-stars. Critics are starting to get on Cera, now 20, for always playing the same stammering, diffident nice-guy role, but when was that ever a problem for the comic he's most often compared to, Bob Newhart? After reading this recent profile of the press-shy young actor, I half-hope that Cera does drop out of the acting game, not for our sake (I could watch him stammer on a weekly basis, and if Arrested Development were still on, I would), but for his. The idea of him "stretching" to play some Oscar-bait tormented hero, and being critically savaged for his trouble, is just too painful to contemplate. As we used to scrawl in high-school yearbooks: Don't ever change, Michael. Stay sweet. Copyright 2008 Washingtonpost.Newsweek Interactive Co. LLC Paul Newman He used his fame to give away his fortune. By Dahlia Lithwick Saturday, September 27, 2008, at 10:20 AM ET The Hole in the Wall Gang Camp opened in Connecticut in 1988 to provide a summer camping experience—fishing, tie-dye, ghost stories, s'mores—for seriously ill children. By 1989, when I started working there as a counselor, virtually everyone on staff would tell some version of the same story: Paul Newman, who had founded the camp when it became clear his little saladdressing lark was accidentally going to earn him millions, stops by for one of his not-infrequent visits. He plops down at a table in the dining hall next to some kid with leukemia, or HIV, or sickle cell anemia, and starts to eat lunch. One version of the story has the kid look from the picture of Newman on the Newman's Own lemonade carton to Newman himself, then back to the carton and back to Newman again before asking, "Are you lost?" Another version: The kid looks steadily at him and demands, "Are you really Paul Human?" For his part, Newman put it all down to luck. In his 1992 introduction to our book about the camp, he tried to explain what impelled him to create the Hole in the Wall: "I wanted, I think, to acknowledge Luck: the chance of it, the benevolence of it in my life, and the brutality of it in the lives of others; made especially savage for children because they may not be allowed the good fortune of a lifetime to correct it." Married to Joanne Woodward, his second wife, for 50 years this winter, Newman always looked at her like something he'd pulled out of a Christmas stocking. He looked at his daughters that way, too. It was like, all these years later, he couldn't quite believe he got to keep them. 39/105 Of course, it wasn't all luck. He lost his son, Scott, to a drug overdose in 1978, so in 1980, he founded the Scott Newman Center, which works to prevent substance abuse. When he first began to donate 100 percent of the proceeds from his food company, Newman's Own, to charity, critics accused him of grandiosity. Grandiose? Tell that to the recipients of the quarterbillion dollars he's given away since the company's creation in 1982. First Paul Newman made fresh, healthy food cool, then he and his daughter Nell made organic food cool. Then he went and made corporate giving cool by establishing the Committee Encouraging Corporate Philanthropy. And all this was back in the '90s, before Lance Armstrong bracelets and organic juice boxes. But Newman never stopped believing he was a regular guy who'd simply been blessed, and well beyond what was fair. So he just kept on paying it forward. He appreciated great ideas for doing good in the world—he collected them the way other people collect their own press clippings—and he didn't care where they came from. Whether you were a college kid, a pediatric oncologist, or a Hollywood tycoon, if you had a nutty plan to make life better for someone, he'd write the check himself or hook you up with somebody who would. other magazines Virginia Slim The New Yorker on Barack Obama's push for Old Dominion. By Daniel Riley Tuesday, September 30, 2008, at 5:25 PM ET The New Yorker, Oct. 6 A story handicaps Barack Obama's chances in an increasingly blue Virginia, focusing on the state's rural southwest. A team of Virginia Dems—including Gov. Tim Kaine, Sen. Jim Webb, and Democratic guru David "Mudcat" Saunders—weigh in on Obama's "Appalachia problem." First, organization: Obama has opened eight campaign offices in the region to McCain's one. Second, message: "Obama would be well served emphasizing a populist theme for the rest of the campaign," says Webb. … A feature reports on the covert operations of the Environmental Investigation Agency, a nonprofit group working to combat illegal logging. Timber gets smuggled from Russia into China and ends up being sold at Wal-Mart—a black-market business that often boasts profits "better than drug smuggling." Along the way, the EIA "spies" risk getting entangled with the local mafia. Today there are 11 camps modeled on the Hole in the Wall all around the world, and seven more in the works, including a camp in Hungary and one opening next year in the Middle East. Each summer of the four I spent at Newman's flagship Connecticut camp was a living lesson in how one man can change everything. Terrified parents would deliver their wan, weary kid at the start of the session with warnings and cautions and lists of things not to be attempted. They'd return 10 days later to find the same kid, tanned and bruisey, halfway up a tree or cannon-balling into the deep end of the pool. Their wigs or prosthetic arms—props of years spent trying to fit in—were forgotten in the duffel under the bed. Shame, stigma, fear, worry, all vaporized by a few days of being ordinary. In an era in which nearly everyone feels entitled to celebrity and fortune, Newman was always suspicious of both. He used his fame to give away his fortune, and he did that from some unspoken Zen-like conviction that neither had ever really belonged to him in the first place. New York, Oct. 6 The magazine's 40th-anniversary issue features an essay by Kurt Andersen that traces the most significant New York City movements and moments of the last four decades. "The nationally branded version of 'the late sixties' may have been mainly about flowers and sunshine, but the New York edition was edgy, even grisly, always embedded with the imagination of disaster—that is, New Yorkier." … In another piece, Jay McInerney reflects on the ascendancy of the "yuppie" during the 1980s: "Once we had a name for them, we suddenly realized that they were everywhere, like the pod people of Invasion of the Body Snatchers—especially here in New York, the urbanest place of all. We might have even recognized them as us." McInerney argues that gym-joining, brand-worshipping yuppie culture "has become the culture, if not in reality, than aspirationally." Hollywood legend holds that Paul Newman is and will always be larger-than-life, and it's true. Nominated for 10 Oscars, he won one. He was Fast Eddie, Cool Hand Luke, Butch Cassidy. And then there were Those Eyes. But anyone who ever met Paul Newman will probably tell you that he was, in life, a pretty regular-sized guy: A guy with five beautiful daughters and a wonder of a wife, and a rambling country house in Connecticut where he screened movies out in the barn. He was a guy who went out of his way to ensure that everyone else—the thousands of campers, counselors, and volunteers at his camps, the friends he involved in his charities, and the millions of Americans who bought his popcorn—could feel like they were the real star. Newsweek, Oct. 6 The cover story takes a close look at the leadership styles of John McCain and Barack Obama. McCain is "Mr. Hot, a candidate who makes no apologies for his often merry mischiefmaking"; Obama is "Mr. Cool, at once impressively intellectual and yet aloof." The authors suggest that the "drama of the autumn"—the vice-presidential nominations, the conflict in Georgia, and the financial crisis—"has served perhaps the noblest end we could hope for, shedding light on how each man would govern." … A tribute bids farewell to Paul Newman, "one of the biggest stars in Hollywood history," who hadn't "a shred of the diva in him." Despite his class and good looks, Newman's roles rarely pivoted on romance: "It's hard to think of another Copyright 2008 Washingtonpost.Newsweek Interactive Co. LLC 40/105 star so beloved by both men and women who had such a dismal on-screen amatory track record. His most successful long-term relationship was with us." Weekly Standard, Oct. 6 The cover story traces the history of car-seat laws. The car seat appeared 30 years ago as "a novelty device." But after the introduction of car-safety legislation, some began to worry about "the specter of government intrusion into the everyday lives of citizens." Advocates soon discovered that many people were simply incapable of installing their car seats properly, inducing an entirely new set of concerns. … A piece surveys a recent inventory of "Islamic books and videos in Muslim chapel libraries in 105 federal correctional institutions." The findings— "a marked predominance of Wahhabi and other fundamentalist Sunni literature" in addition to "plentiful materials from the Nation of Islam"—are significant, says the author, because of "Muslim extremists' openly stated intent to spread their ideology through prisons." Los Angeles, October 2008 In the magazine's "Sex Issue," a feature showcases the attempts of a former high-school classmate of David Spade's to unpack Spade's uncannily successful ways with women. Convinced that Spade possesses a singular clef d'amour, the author—still single at 42—recounts nights out with Spade in L.A. and Las Vegas, conversations with the women in his life, a trip to the set of Spade's sitcom, and a high-school reunion. Still, he fails to discover the secret of "the greatest ladies' man of all time." … A piece examines the strange dynamics of the celebrity sex tape— equal parts exhibitionism, voyeurism, narcissism, career move, fantasy, and occasional grand bore. "Like stripper chic of the '80s and the porn-star chic of the '90s, the sex tape became hip." ………………….........…….I'd call my baby back." Or, I am hearing again that old man facing a silent field of land mines, circled by barbed wire, calling his daughter's name over a loudspeaker on his crying hill near the Golan Heights. The sunlight glints off his eyeglasses. She arrives like an apparition unbound from a stone. Whenever he comes here, he goes away with pocketsful of dirt. He's lamenting her mother's ashes given months ago to the Sea of Galilee one sunset. What is she saying to him, her head thrown back, her black hair flowing around her? She has a bouquet of red roses. But for a second, an eye blink, he thought she'd been wounded. Do the flowers mean a birth or death? A whisper floats out of the loudspeaker. He remembers when he was wild-hearted, climbing these hills with his two friends, Seth & Horus, both dead now for years. They were kings, three laughing boys, daring the small animals to speak. politics Track the Presidential Polls on Your iPhone Introducing Slate's Poll Tracker '08: all the data you crave about the presidential race. Friday, October 3, 2008, at 7:00 AM ET poem "The Crying Hill" Click the arrow on the audio player to hear Yusef Komunyakaa read this poem. If you're a political junkie like we're political junkies, you have a problem. You can track the McCain-Obama polls only at your computer. If you go to a ballgame, or a meeting, or your daughter's wedding, you enter a politics vacuum, cut off from the data you crave. Lately, I've stood between one self & another self, trying to call across the gone years, & my voice floats from a tower of Babel, saying, Yes, I need my arms around you to anchor myself. Or, maybe I hear Ray with the volume turned down, singing ……...…"If I were a mountain jack No longer. Today Slate introduces Poll Tracker '08, an application that delivers comprehensive up-to-the-minute data about the presidential election to your iPhone, iPhone 3G, or iPod touch. Using data from Pollster.com, the Poll Tracker '08 delivers the latest McCain and Obama polling numbers for every state, graphs historical polling trends, and charts voting patterns in previous elections. Poll Tracker '08 allows you to sort states by how contested they are, how fresh their poll data is, or how heavily they lean to McCain or Obama. By Yusef Komunyakaa Tuesday, September 30, 2008, at 6:31 AM ET Copyright 2008 Washingtonpost.Newsweek Interactive Co. LLC 41/105 You can download Poll Tracker '08 on the iPhone App Store. It costs just 99 cents, a small price to pay for satisfying your craving for data anytime, anywhere. Get it on the App Store. Apple, the Apple logo, iPod, and iTunes are trademarks of Apple Inc., registered in the U.S. and other countries. iPhone is a trademark of Apple Inc. politics Champ vs. Doggone The debate's winners: Palin and Biden. Its loser: McCain. By John Dickerson Friday, October 3, 2008, at 12:48 AM ET The puzzle of the vice-presidential debate looked as if it was going to be relatively easy. We knew the words we would use to describe it—embarrassing, gaffe, and twaddle. All that was left was to figure out which candidate to fix them to. Either Joe Biden would fulfill his role as the man known for producing word clouds before that became an Internet term or Sarah Palin would produce one of those fearless answers that proved the topic she was certain about was one with which she had only passing familiarity. It turned out to be harder than that to score. Those words will sit unused. People watching for a car crash were disappointed. Palin did well, and so did Biden. He was the winner by my standard— he knew his brief, he kept himself in check, and he was commanding. The CNN and CBS post-debate polls called it for Biden. The Fox focus group (not an exact comparison) called it for Palin. But regardless of who won or lost, a vice-presidential debate doesn't matter unless it produces a major gaffe. This one didn't. So, people will vote on the person at the top of the ticket, and by that criterion, even if you think Palin won the debate, it's hard to see how she changed the race much. That's not great news for John McCain. Both national and state polls are going in the wrong direction for him. What Palin did do is stop the bleeding. Six in 10 voters see her as lacking the experience to be an effective president, and onethird are now less likely to vote for McCain because of her. Those numbers might improve. If nothing else, McCain will now have an answer when he gets questions about why he picked Palin. It was those kinds of questions that made him irritable and sarcastic in interviews this week. Now he can just point to the debate. Copyright 2008 Washingtonpost.Newsweek Interactive Co. LLC Palin's performance will also allow the campaign to keep up the media war. As Palin put it in her closing statement, she was able to talk without the filter. But a little straight talk: Palin's problem with the press was not that we filtered her answer but that she had no answer for us to filter. Another quibble: She said she wasn't going to answer some of moderator Gwen Ifill's questions but then at the end took credit for taking tough questions. I think they call that chutzpah in Wasilla. Nevertheless, she and her allies will keep up the fight—which is great, because pressbashing rallies the base in a way that is not unappealing to middle-of-the-road voters. All voters hate the press. The 90-second format, with little time for follow-up, favored Palin. She has one answer. She doesn't appear to have a second one, and she never had to give one. To the television audience, she no doubt looked in command. For those who were worried about her capacity given her horrible interviews with Katie Couric, her performance suggested something important: that she could grow. In a focus group pollster Peter Hart held in St. Louis, Mo., the day of the debate for the Annenberg Public Policy Center, a number of participants said she lacked experience but suggested she could grow into the job. By doing well, Palin showed she studied and could hold her own. That's a low standard, but as a political standard, being used by the voters who will determine the election, she passed. Republicans are no doubt thrilled with the performance, and that matters. The McCain team says they've surpassed Bush's performance in 2004 in the number of volunteers making phone calls and knocking on doors. Palin's performance will keep them dialing and knocking. She's also helped her future prospects in the party, too. Partisans could excuse her bad interviews as press bias, but anyone who wants a future as a national politician in 2012 or beyond needs to perform in a debate. But all of this takes McCain only so far. His campaign has been bleeding for reasons other than Sarah Palin. The issue of the moment is the economy, and that's Obama's issue. That's why Obama is ahead in the national polls and now ahead in a score of battleground states. It's why McCain had to pull campaign operations out of Michigan. McCain couldn't overcome the bad economy there. Yes, Michigan has been a state that has been hard hit, but the economy's bad everywhere. Those who watched Biden during the primaries knew he could do very well on the issues in a debate. His answers have strong punctuation at the end. He was particularly sharp when talking about Afghanistan and Pakistan. He also scored political points providing a useful sound bite for his candidate when he questioned whether John McCain was really a maverick. The McCain team doesn't think their candidate can win if he can't convince swing voters he's a maverick—that's why Palin used the word repeatedly. 42/105 Biden also kept his erratic character in check. In every cutaway shot, he looked as though he was listening attentively, and he treated Palin with respect (though he could be heard to sigh on occasion). And when he broke down when talking about the death of his first wife and daughter, it seemed genuine. At times what was supposed to be a throw-down turned into a hoedown as the candidates tried to out-folksy each other. Sarah Palin took us to the sidelines of the soccer games. (First hockey, now soccer—we'll be getting a spring sport soon.) Biden took us to the gas station and Home Depot. Palin was dropping her G's and using expressions like doggone. Joe was speaking to the Catholics with "God love him" and reminding us a few times that his father called him "Champ." I'm just glad there wasn't dancing. Although, if there were, we might have been able to use those words. politics The Fact-Free Debate How the debate reads with all the facts removed. By Chris Wilson Monday, September 29, 2008, at 10:07 AM ET Presidential debates are the World Series of the fact-checking business. When candidates trade charges and countercharges for 90 minutes, they create a lot of factual debris, and there is a legion of people out there looking for anything that smells funny. During Friday's debate between Barack Obama and John McCain, the fact-checkers were out in force at the New York Times, the Washington Post, PolitiFact and Factchecker.org. (And that's not counting the fact-checking done by each of the candidates; take them for what they're worth.) Rarely have the forces of truth, or at least accuracy, been so mobilized. Which is all well and good—if you accept that it really matters whether the candidates' facts are actually correct. As Slate's Farhad Manjoo argued earlier this month, however, it's not at all clear that the costs of lying outweigh the benefits. And the history of debate gaffes is marked by crimes of style, not accuracy. Do the facts that candidates spew at debates matter at all, or do viewers secretly tune out any sentence with a number in it and wait for the next one-liner? To test the question, Slate experimented with redacting every objective statement from the debate transcript, leaving only the rhetoric that strings the facts together. As always, the line between fact and opinion is a little hazy here, but in general the fact-checker's edict applies: If it's checkable, it's a fact. In practice, this means we slashed any statement drawing on actual data or recalling past events while sparing Copyright 2008 Washingtonpost.Newsweek Interactive Co. LLC hypotheticals, platform statements, and personal anecdotes. More important, we were agnostic as to whether the redacted facts were accurate. You be the judge: Is the fact-free debate all that different from the original? Drop me a line with your thoughts. (Don't be fooled by the sparse facts in the first few minutes. There are 203 redacted statements in the entire transcript.) Mouse over the redacted facts to see the original text. LEHRER: Gentlemen, at this very moment tonight, where do you stand on the financial recovery plan? First response to you, Senator Obama. You have two minutes. OBAMA: Well, thank you very much, Jim, and thanks to the commission and the University of Mississippi, "Ole Miss," for hosting us tonight. I can't think of a more important time for us to talk about the future of the country. You know, we are at a defining moment in our history. Redacted. And although we've heard a lot about Wall Street, those of you on Main Street I think have been struggling for a while, and you recognize that this could have an impact on all sectors of the economy. And you're wondering, how's it going to affect me? How's it going to affect my job? How's it going to affect my house? How's it going to affect my retirement savings or my ability to send my children to college? So we have to move swiftly, and we have to move wisely. And I've put forward a series of proposals that make sure that we protect taxpayers as we engage in this important rescue effort. No. 1, we've got to make sure that we've got oversight over this whole process; Redacted. No. 2, we've got to make sure that taxpayers, when they are putting their money at risk, have the possibility of getting that money back and gains, if the market -- and when the market returns. No. 3, we've got to make sure that none of that money is going to pad CEO bank accounts or to promote golden parachutes. And, No. 4, we've got to make sure that we're helping homeowners, because the root problem here has to do with the foreclosures that are taking place all across the country. 43/105 Now, we also have to recognize that this is a final verdict on eight years of failed economic policies promoted by George Bush, Redacted, a theory that basically says that we can shred regulations and consumer protections and give more and more to the most, and somehow prosperity will trickle down. It hasn't worked. And I think that the fundamentals of the economy have to be measured by whether or not the middle class is getting a fair shake. That's why I'm running for president, and that's what I hope we're going to be talking about tonight. LEHRER: Senator McCain, two minutes. House Republicans that decided that they would be part of the solution to this problem. But I want to emphasize one point to all Americans tonight. This isn't the beginning of the end of this crisis. This is the end of the beginning, if we come out with a package that will keep these institutions stable. And we've got a lot of work to do. And we've got to create jobs. And one of the areas, of course, is to eliminate our dependence on foreign oil. MCCAIN: Well, thank you, Jim. And thanks to everybody. LEHRER: All right, let's go back to my question. How do you all stand on the recovery plan? And talk to each other about it. We've got five minutes. We can negotiate a deal right here. And I do have a sad note tonight. Senator Kennedy is in the hospital. He's a dear and beloved friend to all of us. Our thoughts and prayers go out to the lion of the Senate. But, I mean, are you -- do you favor this plan, Senator Obama, and you, Senator McCain? Do you -- are you in favor of this plan? I also want to thank the University of Mississippi for hosting us tonight. OBAMA: We haven't seen the language yet. And I do think that there's constructive work being done out there. So, for the viewers who are watching, I am optimistic about the capacity of us to come together with a plan. And, Jim, I -- I've been not feeling too great about a lot of things lately. So have a lot of Americans who are facing challenges. But I'm feeling a little better tonight, and I'll tell you why. Because as we're here tonight in this debate, we are seeing, for the first time in a long time, Republicans and Democrats together, sitting down, trying to work out a solution to this fiscal crisis that we're in. And have no doubt about the magnitude of this crisis. And we're not talking about failure of institutions on Wall Street. We're talking about failures on Main Street, and people who will lose their jobs, and their credits, and their homes, if we don't fix the greatest fiscal crisis, probably in -- certainly in our time, and I've been around a little while. But the point is -- the point is, we have finally seen Republicans and Democrats sitting down and negotiating together and coming up with a package. The question, I think, that we have to ask ourselves is, how did we get into this situation in the first place? Redacted. Redacted. So -- so the question, I think, that we've got to ask ourselves is, yes, we've got to solve this problem short term. And we are going to have to intervene; there's no doubt about that. But we're also going to have to look at, how is it that we shredded so many regulations? We did not set up a 21st-century regulatory framework to deal with these problems. And that in part has to do with an economic philosophy that says that regulation is always bad. LEHRER: Are you going to vote for the plan, Senator McCain? This package has transparency in it. It has to have accountability and oversight. It has to have options for loans to failing businesses, rather than the government taking over those loans. We have to -- it has to have a package with a number of other essential elements to it. And, yes, I went back to Washington, and I met with my Republicans in the House of Representatives. And they weren't part of the negotiations, and I understand that. And it was the Copyright 2008 Washingtonpost.Newsweek Interactive Co. LLC MCCAIN: I -- I hope so. And I... LEHRER: As a United States senator... MCCAIN: Sure. LEHRER: ... you're going to vote for the plan? 44/105 MCCAIN: Sure. But -- but let me -- let me point out, Redacted. A lot of us saw this train wreck coming. officer, who, frankly, at the end of each month, they've got a little financial crisis going on. But there's also the issue of responsibility. You've mentioned President Dwight David Eisenhower. Redacted. Redacted. We haven't been paying attention to them. And if you look at our tax policies, it's a classic example. Somehow we've lost that accountability. I've been heavily criticized because Redacted. We've got to start also holding people accountable, and we've got to reward people who succeed. LEHRER: So, Senator McCain, do you agree with what Senator Obama just said? And, if you don't, tell him what you disagree with. But somehow in Washington today -- and I'm afraid on Wall Street -- greed is rewarded, excess is rewarded, and corruption -or certainly failure to carry out our responsibility is rewarded. As president of the United States, people are going to be held accountable in my administration. And I promise you that that will happen. LEHRER: Do you have something directly to say, Senator Obama, to Senator McCain about what he just said? OBAMA: Well, I think Senator McCain's absolutely right that we need more responsibility, but we need it not just when there's a crisis. I mean, we've had years in which the reigning economic ideology has been what's good for Wall Street, but not what's good for Main Street. And there are folks out there who've been struggling before this crisis took place. And that's why it's so important, as we solve this short-term problem, that we look at some of the underlying issues that have led to wages and incomes for ordinary Americans to go down, the -- a health care system that is broken, energy policies that are not working, because, you know, Redacted. MCCAIN: No, I -- look, we've got to fix the system. We've got fundamental problems in the system. And Main Street is paying a penalty for the excesses and greed in Washington, D.C., and on Wall Street. So there's no doubt that we have a long way to go. And, obviously, stricter interpretation and consolidation of the various regulatory agencies that weren't doing their job, that has brought on this crisis. But I have a fundamental belief in the goodness and strength of the American worker. And the American worker is the most productive, the most innovative. Redacted. But we've got to get through these times, but I have a fundamental belief in the United States of America. And I still believe, under the right leadership, our best days are ahead of us. LEHRER: All right, let's go to the next lead question, which is essentially following up on this same subject. And you get two minutes to begin with, Senator McCain. And using your word "fundamental," are there fundamental differences between your approach and Senator Obama's approach to what you would do as president to lead this country out of the financial crisis? LEHRER: Say it directly to him. OBAMA: I do not think that they are. MCCAIN: Well, the first thing we have to do is get spending under control in Washington. It's completely out of control. It's gone -- Redacted. LEHRER: Say it directly to him. OBAMA: Well, the -- John, Redacted. And... MCCAIN: Are you afraid I couldn't hear him? LEHRER: I'm just determined to get you all to talk to each other. I'm going to try. OBAMA: The -- and I just fundamentally disagree. And unless we are holding ourselves accountable day in, day out, not just when there's a crisis for folks who have power and influence and can hire lobbyists, but for the nurse, the teacher, the police Copyright 2008 Washingtonpost.Newsweek Interactive Co. LLC We Republicans came to power to change government, and government changed us. And the -- the worst symptom on this disease is what my friend, Tom Coburn, calls earmarking as a gateway drug, because it's a gateway. It's a gateway to out-ofcontrol spending and corruption. And we have former members of Congress now residing in federal prison because of the evils of this earmarking and porkbarrel spending. 45/105 You know, we spent Redacted. I don't know if that was a criminal issue or a paternal issue, but the fact is that it Redacted. And it has got to be brought under control. MCCAIN: Redacted. He didn't happen to see that light during the first three years as a member of the United States Senate, Redacted. As president of the United States, I want to assure you, I've got a pen. This one's kind of old. I've got a pen, and I'm going to veto every single spending bill that comes across my desk. I will make them famous. You will know their names. Maybe to Senator Obama it's not a lot of money. But the point is that -- you see, I hear this all the time. "It's only $18 billion." Redacted Do you know that it's gone completely out of control to the point where it corrupts people? It corrupts people. Now, Senator Obama, you wanted to know one of the differences. a million dollars for every day that he's been in the United States Senate. That's why we have, as I said, Redacted. It's a system that's got to be cleaned up. I suggest that people go up on the Web site of Citizens Against Government Waste, and they'll look at those projects. That kind of thing is not the way to rein in runaway spending in Washington, D.C. That's one of the fundamental differences that Senator Obama and I have. LEHRER: Senator Obama, two minutes. OBAMA: Well, Senator McCain is absolutely right that the earmarks process has been abused, which is why Redacted. And he's also right that Redacted, although that wasn't the case with me. I have fought against it my career. I have fought against it. Redacted. I didn't win Miss Congeniality in the United States Senate. Now, Senator Obama didn't mention that, along with his tax cuts, Redacted. Now, that's a fundamental difference between myself and Senator Obama. I want to cut spending. I want to keep taxes low. The worst thing we could do in this economic climate is to raise people's taxes. OBAMA: I -- I don't know where John is getting his figures. Let's just be clear. Redacted. Redacted. But let's be clear: Redacted. Redacted. I think those are pretty important priorities. Redacted. Now, $18 billion is important; $300 billion is really important. And in his tax plan, you would have Redacted. So my attitude is, we've got to grow the economy from the bottom up. Redacted. But let's go back to the original point. John, nobody is denying that $18 billion is important. And, absolutely, we need earmark reform. And when I'm president, I will go line by line to make sure that we are not spending money unwisely. But the fact is that Redacted. And that means that the ordinary American out there who's collecting a paycheck every day, they've got a little extra money to be able to buy a computer for their kid, to fill up on this gas that is killing them. OBAMA: And when you look at Redacted, I think that is a continuation of the last eight years, and we can't afford another four. And over time, that, I think, is going to be a better recipe for economic growth than the -- the policies of President Bush that John McCain wants to -- wants to follow. LEHRER: Respond directly to him about that, to Senator Obama about that, about the -- he's made it twice now, about your tax -your policies about tax cuts. LEHRER: Senator McCain? MCCAIN: Well -- well, let me give you an example of what Senator Obama finds objectionable, the business tax. MCCAIN: Well, again, I don't mean to go back and forth, but he... Right now, Redacted. LEHRER: No, that's fine. Now, if you're a business person, and you can locate any place in the world, then, obviously, Redacted. Copyright 2008 Washingtonpost.Newsweek Interactive Co. LLC 46/105 Redacted. OBAMA: John, Redacted. But, again, I want to return. Redacted. I can tell you, it's rife. It's throughout. MCCAIN: You've got to look at our record. You've got to look at our records. That's the important thing. Redacted. Look at them. You'll be appalled. Who Redacted? Who has been the person who Redacted? Who's the person who has believed that Redacted? And Redacted. And Redacted. So the point is, I want people to have tax cuts. Redacted. Redacted. I know that the worst thing we could possibly do is to raise taxes on anybody, and a lot of people might be interested in Senator Obama's definition of "rich." Let's give every American a choice: Redacted, and, two -- and let Americans choose whether they want the -- the existing tax code or they want a new tax code. And so, again, look at the record, particularly the energy bill. But, again, Senator Obama has shifted on a number of occasions. Redacted. LEHRER: Senator Obama, you have a question for Senator McCain on that? OBAMA: That's not true, John. That's not true. OBAMA: Well, let me just make a couple of points. MCCAIN: And that's just a fact. Again, you can look it up. LEHRER: All right. OBAMA: Look, it's just not true. And if we want to talk about oil company profits, Redacted. OBAMA: My definition -- here's what I can tell the American people: Redacted. And Redacted. Now, look, we all would love to lower taxes on everybody. But here's the problem: Redacted. And... Now, John mentioned the fact that business taxes on paper are high in this country, and he's absolutely right. Here's the problem: Redacted. MCCAIN: With all due respect, Redacted. And what that means, then, is that Redacted. OBAMA: No, but, John, the fact of the matter is, is that Redacted. We've got an emergency bill on the Senate floor right now that contains some good stuff, some stuff you want, including Redacted, but you're opposed to it because Redacted. It's Redacted. You just want Redacted. And that's a problem. Just one last point I want to make, since Senator McCain talked about Redacted. Now, what he doesn't tell you is that Redacted. So Redacted. Here's the only problem: Redacted. It is not a good deal for the American people. But it's an example of this notion that the market can always solve everything and that the less regulation we have, the better off we're going to be. MCCAIN: Well, you know, let me just... LEHRER: We've got to go to another lead question. MCCAIN: I know we have to, but this is a classic example of walking the walk and talking the talk. We had an energy bill before the United States Senate. Redacted. Copyright 2008 Washingtonpost.Newsweek Interactive Co. LLC LEHRER: All right. All right, speaking of things that both of you want, another lead question, and it has to do with the rescue -- the financial rescue thing that we started -- started asking about. And what -- and the first answer is to you, Senator Obama. As president, as a result of whatever financial rescue plan comes about and the billion, $700 billion, whatever it is it's going to cost, what are you going to have to give up, in terms of the priorities that you would bring as president of the United States, as a result of having to pay for the financial rescue plan? OBAMA: Well, there are a range of things that are probably going to have to be delayed. Redacted. The economy is slowing down, so it's hard to anticipate right now what the budget is going to look like next year. But there's no doubt that we're not going to be able to do everything that I think needs to be done. There are some things that I think have to be done. 47/105 We have to have energy independence, so Redacted, but most importantly by starting to invest in alternative energy, solar, wind, biodiesel, making sure that we're developing the fuelefficient cars of the future right here in the United States, in Ohio and Michigan, instead of Japan and South Korea. We have to fix our health care system, which is putting an enormous burden on families. Just -- a report just came out that Redacted. They are getting crushed, and Redacted. I'm meeting folks all over the country. We have to do that now, because it will actually make our businesses and our families better off. The third thing we have to do is we've got to make sure that we're competing in education. We've got to invest in science and technology. Redacted. We've got to make sure that our children are keeping pace in math and in science. And one of the things I think we have to do is make sure that college is affordable for every young person in America. And I also think that we're going to have to rebuild our infrastructure, which Redacted, our roads, our bridges, but also broadband lines that reach into rural communities. contracts. We now have defense systems that the costs are completely out of control. Redacted. So we need to have fixed-cost contracts. We need very badly to understand that defense spending is very important and vital, particularly in the new challenges we face in the world, but we have to get a lot of the cost overruns under control. I know how to do that. MCCAIN: Redacted. But I think that we have to examine every agency of government and find out those that are doing their job and keep them and find out those that aren't and eliminate them and we'll have to scrub every agency of government. LEHRER: But if I hear the two of you correctly neither one of you is suggesting any major changes in what you want to do as president as a result of the financial bailout? Is that what you're saying? OBAMA: No. As I said before, Jim, there are going to be things that end up having to be ... LEHRER: Like what? Also, making sure that we have a new electricity grid to get the alternative energy to population centers that are using them. So there are some -- some things that we've got to do structurally to make sure that we can compete in this global economy. We can't shortchange those things. We've got to eliminate programs that don't work, and we've got to make sure that the programs that we do have are more efficient and cost less. LEHRER: Are you -- what priorities would you adjust, as president, Senator McCain, because of the -- because of the financial bailout cost? MCCAIN: Look, we, no matter what, we've got to cut spending. We have -- as I said, we've let government get completely out of control. Redacted. It's hard to reach across the aisle from that far to the left. The point -- the point is -- the point is, we need to examine every agency of government. OBAMA: ... deferred and delayed. Well, look, Redacted. That is a big project. That is a multi-year project. LEHRER: Not willing to give that up? OBAMA: Not willing to give up the need to do it but there may be individual components that we can't do. But John is right we have to make cuts. Redacted. Redacted and we have to change the culture. Tom -- or John mentioned me being wildly liberal. Redacted but I think it is that it is also important to recognize Redacted. LEHRER: What I'm trying to get at this is this. Excuse me if I may, senator. Trying to get at that you all -- one of you is going to be the president of the United States come January. At the -in the middle of a huge financial crisis that is yet to be resolved. And what I'm trying to get at is how this is going to affect you not in very specific -- small ways but in major ways and the approach to take as to the presidency. First of all, by the way, Redacted. MCCAIN: How about a spending freeze on everything but defense, veteran affairs and entitlement programs. I think that we have to return -- particularly in defense spending, which is Redacted -- we have to do away with cost-plus LEHRER: Spending freeze? Copyright 2008 Washingtonpost.Newsweek Interactive Co. LLC 48/105 MCCAIN: I think we ought to seriously consider with the exceptions the caring of veterans national defense and several other vital issues. LEHRER: Would you go for that? OBAMA: The problem with a spending freeze is you're using a hatchet where you need a scalpel. There are some programs that are very important that are under funded. I went to increase early childhood education and the notion that we should freeze that when there may be, for example, this Medicare subsidy doesn't make sense. Let me tell you another place to look for some savings. Redacted. It seems to me that if we're going to be strong at home as well as strong abroad, that we have to look at bringing that war to a close. MCCAIN: Look, Redacted. We have to have wind, tide, solar, natural gas, flex fuel cars and all that but we also have to have offshore drilling and we also have to have nuclear power. Redacted. You can't get there from here and the fact is that Redacted. Nuclear power is not only important as far as eliminating our dependence on foreign oil but it's also responsibility as far as climate change is concerned and the issue I have been involved in for many, many years and I'm proud of the work of the work that I've done there along with President Clinton. LEHRER: Before we go to another lead question. Let me figure out a way to ask the same question in a slightly different way here. Are you -- are you willing to acknowledge both of you that this financial crisis is going to affect the way you rule the country as president of the United States beyond the kinds of things that you have already -- I mean, is it a major move? Is it going to have a major affect? OBAMA: There's no doubt it will affect our budgets. There is no doubt about it. Not only -- Even if we get all $700 billion back, let's assume the markets recover, we' holding assets long enough that eventually taxpayers get it back and Redacted. If we're lucky and do it right, that could potentially happen but in the short term there's an outlay and we may not see that money for a while. And Redacted so there's no doubt that as president I'm go doing have to make some tough decision. The only point I want to make is this, that in order to make the tough decisions we have to know what our values are and who we're fighting for and our priorities and if Redacted, then I think we have made a bad decision and I want to make sure we're not shortchanging our long term priorities. Copyright 2008 Washingtonpost.Newsweek Interactive Co. LLC MCCAIN: Well, I want to make sure we're not handing the health care system over to the federal government which is Redacted. I want the families to make decisions between themselves and their doctors. Not the federal government. Look. We have to obviously cut spending. Redacted. I would suggest he start by canceling some of those new spending program that he has. We can't I think adjust spending around to take care of the very much needed programs, including taking care of our veterans but I also want to say again a healthy economy with low taxes would not raising anyone's taxes is probably the best recipe for eventually having our economy recover. And spending restraint has got to be a vital part of that. And the reason, one of the major reasons why we're in the difficulties we are in today is because spending got out of control. Redacted. And spending, I know, can be brought under control because Redacted. And I got plans to reduce and eliminate unnecessary and wasteful spending and if there's anybody here who thinks there aren't agencies of government where spending can be cut and their budgets slashed they have not spent a lot of time in Washington. OBAMA: I just want to make this point, Jim. John, it's been your president who Redacted who presided over this increase in spending. This orgy of spending and enormous deficits Redacted. So to stand here and after eight years and say that you're going to lead on controlling spending and, you know, balancing our tax cuts so that they help middle class families when over the last eight years that hasn't happened I think just is, you know, kind of hard to swallow. LEHRER: Quick response to Senator Obama. MCCAIN: It's well-known that I have not been elected Miss Congeniality in the United States Senate nor with the administration. Redacted. I have a long record and the American people know me very well and that is independent and a maverick of the Senate and I'm happy to say that I've got a partner that's a good maverick along with me now. LEHRER: All right. Let's go another subject. Lead question, two minutes to you, senator McCain. Much has been said about the lessons of Vietnam. What do you see as the lessons of Iraq? MCCAIN: I think the lessons of Iraq are very clear that you cannot have a failed strategy that will then cause you to nearly lose a conflict. Our initial military success, we went in to Baghdad and everybody celebrated. And then the war was very badly mishandled. Redacted. This strategy requires additional troops, it requires a fundamental change in strategy and I fought for it. And finally, we came up with a great general and a strategy that has succeeded. 49/105 This strategy has succeeded. And we are winning in Iraq. And we will come home with victory and with honor. And that withdrawal is the result of every counterinsurgency that succeeds. not. The next president of the United States is going to have to decide how we leave, when we leave, and what we leave behind. That's the decision of the next president of the United States. Redacted. MCCAIN: And I want to tell you that now that we will succeed and our troops will come home, and not in defeat, that we will see a stable ally in the region and a fledgling democracy. Redacted... LEHRER: Well, let's go at some of these things... The consequences of defeat would have been increased Iranian influence. It would have been increase in sectarian violence. It would have been a wider war, which the United States of America might have had to come back. So there was a lot at stake there. And thanks to this great general, David Petraeus, and the troops who serve under him, they have succeeded. And we are winning in Iraq, and we will come home. And we will come home as we have when we have won other wars and not in defeat. MCCAIN: Redacted. LEHRER: What about that point? MCCAIN: I mean, it's remarkable. LEHRER: All right. What about that point? OBAMA: Which point? He raised a whole bunch of them. LEHRER: Two minutes, how you see the lessons of Iraq, Senator Obama? OBAMA: Well, this is an area where Senator McCain and I have a fundamental difference because I think the first question is whether we should have gone into the war in the first place. Now six years ago, I stood up and opposed this war at a time when it was politically risky to do so because I said that Redacted, and as a consequence, I thought that it was going to be a distraction. Now Senator McCain and President Bush had a very different judgment. And I wish I had been wrong for the sake of the country and they had been right, but that's not the case. Redacted. Redacted, and most importantly, from a strategic national security perspective, Redacted. We took our eye off the ball. And not to mention that Redacted, at a time when we are in great distress here at home, and we just talked about the fact that our budget is way overstretched and we are borrowing money from overseas to try to finance just some of the basic functions of our government. So I think the lesson to be drawn is that we should never hesitate to use military force, and I will not, as president, in order to keep the American people safe. But we have to use our military wisely. And we did not use our military wisely in Iraq. LEHRER: Do you agree with that, the lesson of Iraq? MCCAIN: The next president of the United States is not going to have to address the issue as to whether we went into Iraq or Copyright 2008 Washingtonpost.Newsweek Interactive Co. LLC LEHRER: I know, OK, let's go to the latter point and we'll back up. The point about your not having been... OBAMA: Look, I'm very proud of my vice presidential selection, Joe Biden, who is the chairman of the Senate Foreign Relations Committee, and as he explains, and as John well knows, Redacted. But that's Senate inside baseball. But let's get back to the core issue here. Senator McCain is absolutely right that Redacted as a consequence of the extraordinary sacrifice of our troops and our military families. They have done a brilliant job, and General Petraeus has done a brilliant job. But understand, that was a tactic designed to contain the damage of the previous four years of mismanagement of this war. And so John likes -- John, you like to pretend like the war started in 2007. You talk about the surge. Redacted. You were wrong. Redacted. You were wrong. Redacted. And you were wrong. And so my question is... LEHRER: Senator Obama... OBAMA: ... of judgment, of whether or not -- of whether or not -- if the question is who is best-equipped as the next president to make good decisions about how we use our military, how we make sure that we are prepared and ready for the next conflict, then I think we can take a look at our judgment. 50/105 LEHRER: I have got a lot on the plate here... MCCAIN: Redacted. MCCAIN: I'm afraid Senator Obama doesn't understand the difference between a tactic and a strategy. But the important -I'd like to tell you, two Fourths of July ago I was in Baghdad. Redacted. OBAMA: That's not the case. MCCAIN: That's what ... OBAMA: What he said was a precipitous... I was honored to be there. I was honored to speak to those troops. And you know, afterwards, we spent a lot of time with them. And you know what they said to us? They said, let us win. They said, let us win. We don't want our kids coming back here. And this strategy, and this general, they are winning. Senator Obama refuses to acknowledge that we are winning in Iraq. OBAMA: That's not true. MCCAIN: They just passed an electoral... OBAMA: That's not true. MCCAIN: Redacted. And peace comes to the country, and prosperity. That's what's happening in Iraq, and it wasn't a tactic. LEHRER: Let me see... MCCAIN: That's what Admiral Mullen said. OBAMA: ... withdrawal would be dangerous. He did not say that. That's not true. MCCAIN: Redacted. And I'm -- I'm -- understand why Senator Obama was surprised and said that the surge succeeded beyond his wildest expectations. MCCAIN: It didn't exceed beyond mine, because I know that that's a strategy that has worked and can succeed. But if we snatch defeat from the jaws of victory and adopt Senator Obama's plan, then we will have a wider war and it will make things more complicated throughout the region, including in Afghanistan. LEHRER: Afghanistan, lead -- a new -- a new lead question. Now, having resolved Iraq, we'll move to Afghanistan. OBAMA: Jim, Jim, this is a big... MCCAIN: It was a stratagem. Redacted. OBAMA: Jim, there are a whole bunch of things we have got to answer. First of all, let's talk about this troop funding issue because John always brings this up. Redacted. And it goes to you, Senator Obama, and it's a -- it picks up on a point that's already been made. Do you think more troops -more U.S. troops should be sent to Afghanistan, how many, and when? OBAMA: Yes, I think we need more troops. I've been saying that for over a year now. Redacted. We had a legitimate difference, and I absolutely understand the difference between tactics and strategy. And the strategic question that the president has to ask is not whether or not we are employing a particular approach in the country once we have made the decision to be there. The question is, was this wise? Redacted. We need more troops there. We need more resources there. Redacted. And I think that we have to do it as quickly as possible, because Redacted. Redacted. They are feeling emboldened. And we cannot separate Afghanistan from Iraq, because what our commanders have said is Redacted. So I would send two to three additional brigades to Afghanistan. Now, keep in mind that Redacted. Redacted. But we can't do it if we are not willing to give Iraq back its country. Now, what I've said is we should end this war responsibly. We should do it in phases. Redacted. Copyright 2008 Washingtonpost.Newsweek Interactive Co. LLC And that is a strategic mistake, because Redacted and that Redacted. 51/105 So here's what we have to do comprehensively, though. It's not just more troops. We have to press the Afghan government to make certain that they are actually working for their people. And I've said this to President Karzai. No. 2, we've got to deal with a growing poppy trade that Redacted. No. 3, we've got to deal with Pakistan, because Redacted, and although, you know, under George Bush, Redacted, they have not done what needs to be done to get rid of those safe havens. And until we do, Americans here at home are not going to be safe. And we're going to have to help the Pakistanis go into these areas and obtain the allegiance of the people. And it's going to be tough. Redacted. And it's going to be tough. But we have to get the cooperation of the people in those areas. And the Pakistanis are going to have to understand that Redacted. So we've got a lot of work to do in Afghanistan. But I'm confident, now that General Petraeus is in the new position of command, that we will employ a strategy which not only means additional troops -- and, by the way, Redacted. So it's not just the addition of troops that matters. It's a strategy that will succeed. And Pakistan is a very important element in this. And I know how to work with him. And I guarantee you I would not publicly state that I'm going to attack them. LEHRER: Afghanistan, Senator McCain? MCCAIN: First of all, I won't repeat the mistake that I regret enormously, and that is, after we were able to help the Afghan freedom fighters and drive the Russians out of Afghanistan, Redacted. And the result over time was the Taliban, al Qaeda, and a lot of the difficulties we are facing today. So we can't ignore those lessons of history. Now, on this issue of aiding Pakistan, if you're going to aim a gun at somebody, George Shultz, our great secretary of state, told me once, you'd better be prepared to pull the trigger. I'm not prepared at this time to cut off aid to Pakistan. So I'm not prepared to threaten it, as Senator Obama apparently wants to do, Redacted. We've got to get the support of the people of -- of Pakistan. Redacted. Now, you don't do that. You don't say that out loud. If you have to do things, you have to do things, and you work with the Pakistani government. Now, the new president of Pakistan, Kardari (sic), has got his hands full. Redacted. Redacted. And, yes, Senator Obama calls for more troops, but what he doesn't understand, it's got to be a new strategy, the same strategy that he condemned in Iraq. It's going to have to be employed in Afghanistan. Copyright 2008 Washingtonpost.Newsweek Interactive Co. LLC OBAMA: Nobody talked about attacking Pakistan. Here's what I said. And if John wants to disagree with this, he can let me know, that, if the United States has al Qaeda, bin Laden, top-level lieutenants in our sights, and Pakistan is unable or unwilling to act, then we should take them out. Now, I think that's the right strategy; I think that's the right policy. And, John, I -- you're absolutely right that presidents have to be prudent in what they say. But, you know, coming from you, who, you know, Redacted, I don't know, you know, how credible that is. I think this is the right strategy. Now, Senator McCain is also right that it's difficult. This is not an easy situation. You've got cross-border attacks against U.S. troops. And we've got a choice. We could allow our troops to just be on the defensive and absorb those blows again and again and again, if Pakistan is unwilling to cooperate, or we have to start making some decisions. And the problem, John, with the strategy that's been pursued was that, Redacted, we alienated the Pakistani population, because we were anti-democratic. We had a 20th-century mindset that basically said, "Well, you know, he may be a dictator, but he's our dictator." And as a consequence, we lost legitimacy in Pakistan. Redacted. And in the meantime, Redacted. That's going to change when I'm president of the United States. 52/105 MCCAIN: I -- I don't think that Senator Obama understands that Redacted. Everybody who was around then, and had been there, and knew about it knew that it was a failed state. But let me tell you, you know, this business about bombing Iran and all that, let me tell you my record. Redacted. And I saw that, and I saw the situation, and I stood up, and Redacted. Redacted. That was the right thing to do, to stop genocide and to preserve what was necessary inside of Europe. I supported what we did in Kosovo. I supported it because Redacted. And I have a record -- and Somalia, Redacted. So I have a record. I have a record of being involved in these national security issues, which involve the highest responsibility and the toughest decisions that any president can make, and that is to send our young men and women into harm's way. And I'll tell you, I had a town hall meeting in Wolfeboro, New Hampshire, and a woman stood up and she said, "Senator McCain, I want you to do me the honor of wearing a bracelet with my son's name on it." He was 22 years old and he was killed in combat outside of Baghdad, Matthew Stanley, before Christmas last year. This was last August, a year ago. And I said, "I will -- I will wear his bracelet with honor." And this was August, a year ago. And then she said, "But, Senator McCain, I want you to do everything -- promise me one thing, that you'll do everything in your power to make sure that my son's death was not in vain." That means that that mission succeeds, just like those young people who re-enlisted in Baghdad, just like the mother I met at the airport the other day whose son was killed. And they all say to me that we don't want defeat. MCCAIN: A war that I was in, where we had an Army, that it wasn't through any fault of their own, but they were defeated. And I know how hard it is for that -- for an Army and a military to recover from that. And it did and we will win this one and we won't come home in defeat and dishonor and probably have to go back if we fail. Copyright 2008 Washingtonpost.Newsweek Interactive Co. LLC OBAMA: Jim, let me just make a point. I've got a bracelet, too, from Sergeant - from the mother of Sergeant Ryan David Jopeck, sure another mother is not going through what I'm going through. No U.S. soldier ever dies in vain because they're carrying out the missions of their commander in chief. And we honor all the service that they've provided. Our troops have performed brilliantly. The question is for the next president, are we making good judgments about how to keep America safe precisely because sending our military into battle is such an enormous step. And the point that I originally made is that we took our eye off Afghanistan, we took our eye off the folks who perpetrated 9/11, Redacted and Senator McCain, nobody is talking about defeat in Iraq, but I have to say we are having enormous problems in Afghanistan because of that decision. And it is not true you have consistently been concerned about what happened in Afghanistan. At one point, Redacted. You don't muddle through the central front on terror and you don't muddle through going after bin Laden. You don't muddle through stamping out the Taliban. I think that is something we have to take seriously. And when I'm president, I will. LEHRER: New ... MCCAIN: You might think that with that kind of concern that Senator Obama would have gone to Afghanistan, particularly given his responsibilities as a subcommittee chairman. By the way, when I'm subcommittee chairman, we take up the issues under my subcommittee. But the important thing is -- the important thing is Redacted and I know what our security requirements are. I know what our needs are. So the point is that we will prevail in Afghanistan, but we need the new strategy and we need it to succeed. But the important thing is, if we suffer defeat in Iraq, which Redacted, then that will have a calamitous effect in Afghanistan and American national security interests in the region. Senator Obama doesn't seem to understand there is a connected between the two. LEHRER: I have some good news and bad news for the two of you. You all are even on time, which is remarkable, considering we've been going at it ... OBAMA: A testimony to you, Jim. 53/105 LEHRER: I don't know about that. But the bad news is all my little five minute things have run over, so, anyhow, we'll adjust as we get there. But the amount of time is even. New lead question. And it goes two minutes to you, Senator McCain, what is your reading on the threat to Iran right now to the security of the United States? MCCAIN: My reading of the threat from Iran is that if Iran acquires nuclear weapons, it is an existential threat to the State of Israel and to other countries in the region because the other countries in the region will feel compelling requirement to acquire nuclear weapons as well. Now we cannot a second Holocaust. Let's just make that very clear. What I have proposed for a long time, and I've had conversation with foreign leaders about forming a league of democracies, let's be clear and let's have some straight talk. Redacted. I have proposed a league of democracies, a group of people - a group of countries that share common interests, common values, common ideals, they also control a lot of the world's economic power. We could impose significant meaningful, painful sanctions on the Iranians that I think could have a beneficial effect. mortal enemy. That was cleared away. And what we've seen over the last several years is Iran's influence grow. Redacted. So obviously, our policy over the last eight years has not worked. Senator McCain is absolutely right, we cannot tolerate a nuclear Iran. It would be a game changer. Not only would it threaten Israel, a country that is our stalwart ally, but it would also create an environment in which you could set off an arms race in this Middle East. Now here's what we need to do. We do need tougher sanctions. I do not agree with Senator McCain that we're going to be able to execute the kind of sanctions we need without some cooperation with some countries like Russia and China that Redacted but potentially have an interest in making sure Iran doesn't have a nuclear weapon. But we are also going to have to, I believe, engage in tough direct diplomacy with Iran and this is a major difference I have with Senator McCain, this notion by not talking to people we are punishing them has not worked. It has not worked in Iran, it has not worked in North Korea. In each instance, our efforts of isolation have actually accelerated their efforts to get nuclear weapons. That will change when I'm president of the United States. LEHRER: Senator, what about talking? The Iranians have a lousy government, so Redacted. So I am convinced that together, we can, with the French, with the British, with the Germans and other countries, democracies around the world, we can affect Iranian behavior. But have no doubt, but have no doubt that Redacted. And it is a threat not only in this region but around the world. What I'd also like to point out Redacted. So this is a serious threat. This is a serious threat to security in the world, and I believe we can act and we can act with our friends and allies and reduce that threat as quickly as possible, but have no doubt about the ultimate result of them acquiring nuclear weapons. LEHRER: Two minutes on Iran, Senator Obama. OBAMA: Well, let me just correct something very quickly. I believe the Republican Guard of Iran is a terrorist organization. I've consistently said so. What Senator McCain refers to is a measure in the Senate that Redacted. And ironically, the single thing that has strengthened Iran over the last several years has been the war in Iraq. Iraq was Iran's Copyright 2008 Washingtonpost.Newsweek Interactive Co. LLC MCCAIN: Redacted. Without precondition. Here is Ahmadinenene [mispronunciation], Ahmadinejad, who is, Ahmadinejad, who Redacted, and we're going to sit down, without precondition, across the table, to legitimize and give a propaganda platform to a person that is espousing the extermination of the state of Israel, and therefore then giving them more credence in the world arena and therefore saying, they've probably been doing the right thing, because you will sit down across the table from them and that will legitimize their illegal behavior. The point is that throughout history, whether it be Ronald Reagan, who Redacted. Or whether it be Nixon's trip to China, which Redacted. Look, I'll sit down with anybody, but there's got to be pre-conditions. Those pre-conditions would apply that we wouldn't legitimize with a face to face meeting, a person like Ahmadinejad. Now, Senator Obama said, without preconditions. OBAMA: So let's talk about this. First of all, Redacted. So he may not be the right person to talk to. But I reserve the right, as president of the United States to meet with anybody at a time and place of my choosing if I think it's going to keep America safe. 54/105 And I'm glad that Senator McCain brought up the history, the bipartisan history of us engaging in direct diplomacy. What Senator Obama doesn't seem to understand that if without precondition you sit down across the table from someone who Redacted, you legitimize those comments. Senator McCain mentioned Henry Kissinger, Redacted. Now, understand what this means "without preconditions." It doesn't mean that you invite them over for tea one day. What it means is that we don't do what we've been doing, which is to say, "Until you agree to do exactly what we say, we won't have direct contacts with you." There's a difference between preconditions and preparation. Of course we've got to do preparations, starting with low-level diplomatic talks, and it may not work, because Iran is a rogue regime. But I will point out that I was called naive when I suggested that we need to look at exploring contacts with Iran. And you know what? Redacted. Again, it may not work, but if it doesn't work, then we have strengthened our ability to form alliances to impose the tough sanctions that Senator McCain just mentioned. And when we haven't done it, as in North Korea -- let me just take one more example -- in North Korea, we cut off talks. They're a member of the axis of evil. We can't deal with them. This is dangerous. It isn't just naive; it's dangerous. And so we just have a fundamental difference of opinion. As far as North Korea is concerned, Redacted. By the way, North Korea, most repressive and brutal regime probably on Earth. Redacted. We don't know what the status of the dear leader's health is today, but we know this, that Redacted. And we ought to go back to a little bit of Ronald Reagan's "trust, but verify," and certainly not sit down across the table from -without precondition, as Senator Obama said he did twice, I mean, it's just dangerous. OBAMA: Look, I mean, Senator McCain keeps on using this example that suddenly the president would just meet with somebody without doing any preparation, without having lowlevel talks. Nobody's been talking about that, and Senator McCain knows it. This is a mischaracterization of my position. When we talk about preconditions -- and Redacted -- the idea is that we do not expect to solve every problem before we initiate talks. And you know what happened? Redacted. When we re-engaged -- because, again, the Bush administration reversed course on this -- then we have at least made some progress, although right now, because of the problems in North Korea, we are seeing it on shaky ground. And -- and I just -- so I just have to make this general point that the Bush administration, Redacted. MCCAIN: Of course. OBAMA: If we can't meet with our friends, I don't know how we're going to lead the world in terms of dealing with critical issues like terrorism. MCCAIN: I'm not going to set the White House visitors schedule before I'm president of the United States. I don't even have a seal yet. And, you know, the Bush administration has come to recognize that it hasn't worked, this notion that we are simply silent when it comes to our enemies. And the notion that we would sit with Ahmadinejad and not say anything while he's spewing his nonsense and his vile comments is ridiculous. Nobody is even talking about that. MCCAIN: So let me get this right. We sit down with Ahmadinejad, and he says, "We're going to wipe Israel off the face of the Earth," and we say, "No, you're not"? Oh, please. OBAMA: No, let me tell... MCCAIN: By the way, my friend, Dr. Kissinger, who's been my friend for 35 years, would be interested to hear this conversation and Senator Obama's depiction of his -- of his positions on the issue. I've known him for 35 years. OBAMA: We will take a look. Look, Redacted. OBAMA: Of course not. MCCAIN: Redacted. Copyright 2008 Washingtonpost.Newsweek Interactive Co. LLC MCCAIN: And I guarantee you he would not -- he would not say that presidential top level. OBAMA: Nobody's talking about that. 55/105 MCCAIN: Of course he encourages and other people encourage contacts, and negotiations, and all other things. We do that all the time. LEHRER: We're going to go to a new... MCCAIN: And Senator Obama is parsing words when he says precondition means preparation. OBAMA: I am not parsing words. MCCAIN: He's parsing words, my friends. OBAMA: I'm using the same words that your advisers use. They have Redacted, and some of those loose nukes could fall into the hands of al Qaeda. This is an area where I've led on in the Senate, Redacted. That's an area where we're going to have to work with Russia. But we have to have a president who is clear that you don't deal with Russia based on staring into his eyes and seeing his soul. You deal with Russia based on, what are your -- what are the national security interests of the United States of America? And we have to recognize that the way they've been behaving lately demands a sharp response from the international community and our allies. Please, go ahead. LEHRER: Two minutes on Russia, Senator McCain. LEHRER: New lead question. MCCAIN: Well, I was interested in Senator Obama's reaction to the Russian aggression against Georgia. Redacted Russia, goes to you, two minutes, Senator Obama. How do you see the relationship with Russia? Do you see them as a competitor? Do you see them as an enemy? Do you see them as a potential partner? Again, a little bit of naivete there. He doesn't understand that Russia committed serious aggression against Georgia. And Redacted that is basically a KGB apparatchik-run government. OBAMA: Well, I think that, given what's happened over the last several weeks and months, our entire Russian approach has to be evaluated, because a resurgent and very aggressive Russia is a threat to the peace and stability of the region. Their actions in Georgia were unacceptable. They were unwarranted. And at this point, it is absolutely critical for the next president to make clear that we have to follow through on our six-party -- or the six-point cease-fire. They have to remove themselves from South Ossetia and Abkhazia. I looked into Mr. Putin's eyes, and I saw three letters, a "K," a "G," and a "B." And their aggression in Georgia is not acceptable behavior. I don't believe we're going to go back to the Cold War. I am sure that that will not happen. But I do believe that we need to bolster our friends and allies. And that wasn't just about a problem between Georgia and Russia. It had everything to do with energy. Redacted. It is absolutely important that we have a unified alliance and that we explain to the Russians that you cannot be a 21st-century superpower, or power, and act like a 20th-century dictatorship. And we also have to affirm all the fledgling democracies in that region, you know, the Estonians, the Lithuanians, the Latvians, the Poles, the Czechs, that we are, in fact, going to be supportive and in solidarity with them in their efforts. Redacted. And to countries like Georgia and the Ukraine, I think we have to insist that they are free to join NATO if they meet the requirements, and they should have a membership action plan immediately to start bringing them in. It's not accidental that Redacted. MCCAIN: And they showed solidarity with them, but, also, they are very concerned about the Russian threats to regain their status of the old Russian to regain their status of the old Russian empire. Now, I think the Russians ought to understand that we will support -- we, the United States -- will support the inclusion of Georgia and Ukraine in the natural process, inclusion into NATO. We also ought to make it very clear that Redacted. Now, we also can't return to a Cold War posture with respect to Russia. It's important that we recognize there are going to be some areas of common interest. One is nuclear proliferation. Copyright 2008 Washingtonpost.Newsweek Interactive Co. LLC By the way, I went there once, and we went inside and drove in, and there was a huge poster. And this is -- this is Georgian 56/105 territory. And there was a huge poster of Vladimir Putin, and it said, "Vladimir Putin, our president." It was very clear, the Russian intentions towards Georgia. They were just waiting to seize the opportunity. So, this is a very difficult situation. We want to work with the Russians. But we also have every right to expect the Russians to behave in a fashion and keeping with a -- with a -- with a country who respects international boundaries and the norms of international behavior. And watch Ukraine. This whole thing has got a lot to do with Ukraine, Crimea, the base of the Russian fleet in Sevastopol. Redacted. So watch Ukraine, and let's make sure that we -- that the Ukrainians understand that we are their friend and ally. LEHRER: You see any -- do you have a major difference with what he just said? That means that we, as one of the biggest consumers of oil -Redacted -- have to have an energy strategy not just to deal with Russia, but to deal with many of the rogue states we've talked about, Iran, Venezuela. And that means, yes, increasing domestic production and offshore drilling, but Redacted. So we can't simply drill our way out of the problem. What we're going to have to do is to approach it through alternative energy, like solar, and wind, and biodiesel, and, yes, nuclear energy, clean-coal technology. And, you know, I've got a plan for us to make a significant investment over the next 10 years to do that. And I have to say, Senator McCain and I, I think agree on the importance of energy, but Senator McCain mentioned earlier the importance of looking at a record. Redacted. OBAMA: No, actually, I think Senator McCain and I agree for the most part on these issues. Obviously, I disagree with this notion that somehow we did not forcefully object to Russians going into Georgia. And so we -- we -- we've got to walk the walk and not just talk the talk when it comes to energy independence, because this is probably going to be just as vital for our economy and the pain that people are feeling at the pump -- and, you know, winter's coming and home heating oil -- as it is our national security and the issue of climate change that's so important. Redacted. And, absolutely, I wanted a cessation of the violence, because it put an enormous strain on Georgia, and that's why Redacted. LEHRER: We've got time for one more lead question segment. We're way out of... Because part of Russia's intentions here was to weaken the economy to the point where President Saakashvili was so weakened that he might be replaced by somebody that Putin favored more. LEHRER: Quick response and then... Two points I think are important to think about when it comes to Russia. OBAMA: That's just not true, John. John, I'm sorry, but that's not true. No. 1 is we have to have foresight and anticipate some of these problems. So back in April, Redacted. That made no sense whatsoever. MCCAIN: ... it's hard to get there from here. And off-shore drilling is also something that is very important and it is a bridge. And what we needed to do was replace them with international peacekeepers and a special envoy to resolve the crisis before it boiled over. And we know that, if we drill off-shore and exploit a lot of these reserves, it will help, at temporarily, relieve our energy requirements. And it will have, I think, an important effect on the price of a barrel of oil. That wasn't done. But had it been done, it's possible we could have avoided the issue. The second point I want to make is -- is the issue of energy. Russia is in part resurgent and Putin is feeling powerful because of petro-dollars, as Senator McCain mentioned. Copyright 2008 Washingtonpost.Newsweek Interactive Co. LLC MCCAIN: No one from Arizona is against solar. And Senator Obama says he's for nuclear, but Redacted. So... OBAMA: I just have to respond very quickly, just to correct -just to correct the record. MCCAIN: So I want to say that, with the Nunn-Lugar thing... 57/105 LEHRER: Excuse me, Senator. And we were -- we were opposed by the administration, another area where I differed with this administration. Redacted. OBAMA: John? MCCAIN: ... Redacted. OBAMA: I -- I just have to correct the record here. Redacted. And, Senator McCain, he says -- he talks about Arizona. LEHRER: All right. OBAMA: I've got to make this point, Jim. LEHRER: OK. And there were a series of recommendations, as I recall, more than 40. Redacted. I'm proud of that work, again, bipartisan, reaching across the aisle, working together, Democrat and Republican alike. So we have a long way to go in our intelligence services. We have to do a better job in human intelligence. And we've got to -to make sure that we have people who are trained interrogators so that we don't ever torture a prisoner ever again. We have to make sure that our technological and intelligence capabilities are better. We have to work more closely with our allies. I know our allies, and I can work much more closely with them. OBAMA: He objects... MCCAIN: I have voted for alternate fuel all of my time... But I can tell you that I think America is safer today than it was on 9/11. But that doesn't mean that we don't have a long way to go. OBAMA: He -- he -- he objects... LEHRER: One at a time, please. OBAMA: He objected... LEHRER: One at a time. MCCAIN: No one can be opposed to alternate energy. OBAMA: All right, fair enough. Let's move on. You've got one more energy -- you've got one more question. LEHRER: This is the last -- last lead question. You have two minutes each. And the question is this, beginning with you, Senator McCain. And I'd like to remind you, also, as a result of those recommendations, we've probably had the largest reorganization of government since we established the Defense Department. And I think that those men and women in those agencies are doing a great job. But we still have a long way to go before we can declare America safe, and that means doing a better job along our borders, as well. LEHRER: Two minutes, Senator Obama. OBAMA: Well, first of all, I think that we are safer in some ways. Obviously, Redacted. We have done some work in terms of securing potential targets, but we still have a long way to go. What do you think the likelihood is that there would be another 9/11-type attack on the continental United States? We've got to make sure that we're hardening our chemical sites. We haven't done enough in terms of transit; we haven't done enough in terms of ports. MCCAIN: I think it's much less than it was the day after 9/11. I think it -- that we have a safer nation, but we are a long way from safe. And the biggest threat that we face right now is not a nuclear missile coming over the skies. It's in a suitcase. And I want to tell you that one of the things I'm most proud of, among others, because I have worked across the aisle. I have a long record on that, on a long series of reforms. But after 9/11, Senator Joe Lieberman and I decided that we needed a commission, and that was a commission to investigate 9/11, and find out what happened, and fix it. Copyright 2008 Washingtonpost.Newsweek Interactive Co. LLC This is why the issue of nuclear proliferation is so important. It is the -- the biggest threat to the United States is a terrorist getting their hands on nuclear weapons. And we -- Redacted. And I actually believe that we need missile defense, because of Iran and North Korea and the potential for them to obtain or to launch nuclear weapons, but I also believe that, when Redacted, then we're making a mistake. 58/105 The other thing that we have to focus on, though, is al Qaeda. Redacted. We can't simply be focused on Iraq. We have to go to the root cause, and that is in Afghanistan and Pakistan. That's going to be critical. We are going to need more cooperation with our allies. And one last point I want to make. It is important for us to understand that the way we are perceived in the world is going to make a difference, in terms of our capacity to get cooperation and root out terrorism. And one of the things that I intend to do as president is to restore America's standing in the world. Redacted. OBAMA: And this is the greatest country on Earth. But because of some of the mistakes that have been made -- and I give Senator McCain great credit on the torture issue, for having identified that as something that undermines our long-term security -- because of those things, we, I think, are going to have a lot of work to do in the next administration to restore that sense that America is that shining beacon on a hill. LEHRER: Do you agree there's much to be done in a new administration to restore... MCCAIN: But in the case of missile defense, Redacted. We seem to come full circle again. Senator Obama still doesn't quite understand -- or doesn't get it -- that if we fail in Iraq, it encourages al Qaeda. They would establish a base in Iraq. The consequences of defeat, which would result from his plan of withdrawal and according to date certain, regardless of conditions, Redacted -- possible defeat, loss of all the fragile sacrifice that we've made of American blood and treasure, which grieves us all. All of that would be lost if we followed Senator Obama's plan to have specific dates with withdrawal, regardless of conditions on the ground. And General Petraeus says we have had great success, but it's very fragile. And we can't do what Senator Obama wants to do. That is the central issue of our time. And I think Americans will judge very seriously as to whether that's the right path or the wrong path and who should be the next president of the United States. LEHRER: You see the same connections that Senator McCain does? Copyright 2008 Washingtonpost.Newsweek Interactive Co. LLC OBAMA: Oh, there's no doubt. Look, over the last eight years, this administration, along with Senator McCain, have been solely focused on Iraq. That has been their priority. That has been where all our resources have gone. In the meantime, bin Laden is still out there. He is not captured. He is not killed. Al Qaeda is resurgent. In the meantime, we've got challenges, for example, with China, Redacted. And they are active in countries like -- in regions like Latin America, and Asia, and Africa. They are -- the conspicuousness of their presence is only matched by our absence, because we've been focused on Iraq. We have weakened our capacity to project power around the world because we have viewed everything through this single lens, not to mention, look at our economy. Redacted. And that means we can't provide health care to people who need it. We can't invest in science and technology, which will determine whether or not we are going to be competitive in the long term. Redacted. So this is a national security issue. We haven't adequately funded veterans' care. I sit on the Veterans Affairs Committee, and we've got -- I meet veterans all across the country who are trying to figure out, "How can I get disability payments? I've got post-traumatic stress disorder, and yet I can't get treatment." So we have put all chips in, right there, and nobody is talking about losing this war. What we are talking about is recognizing that the next president has to have a broader strategic vision about all the challenges that we face. That's been missing over the last eight years. That sense is something that I want to restore. MCCAIN: I've been involved, as I mentioned to you before, in virtually every major national security challenge we've faced in the last 20-some years. There are some advantages to experience, and knowledge, and judgment. And I -- and I honestly don't believe that Senator Obama has the knowledge or experience and has made the wrong judgments in a number of areas, including his initial reaction to Russian invasion -- aggression in Georgia, to his -- you know, we've seen this stubbornness before in this administration to cling to a belief that somehow the surge has not succeeded and failing to acknowledge that he was wrong about the surge is -- shows to me that we -- that -- that we need more flexibility in a president of the United States than that. 59/105 As far as our other issues that he brought up are concerned, I know the veterans. I know them well. And I know that they know that I'll take care of them. And I've been proud of their support and their recognition of my service to the veterans. University in St. Louis. My PBS colleague, Gwen Ifill, will be the moderator. For now, from Oxford, Mississippi, thank you, senators, both. I'm Jim Lehrer. Thank you, and good night. And I love them. And I'll take care of them. And they know that I'll take care of them. And that's going to be my job. But, also, I have the ability, and the knowledge, and the background to make the right judgments, to keep this country safe and secure. politics Tie Goes to Obama Neither candidate won a clear victory. Reform, prosperity, and peace, these are major challenges to the United States of America. I don't think I need any on-the-job training. I'm ready to go at it right now. By John Dickerson Saturday, September 27, 2008, at 12:44 AM ET OBAMA: Well, let me just make a closing point. You know, my father came from Kenya. That's where I get my name. We've learned recently that John McCain likes chaos. First there was his surprise pick of Sarah Palin, then there was his holdonto-your-hats rush back to Washington this week. The first presidential debate could have used a little of that homegrown mayhem. It was a very sober and even exchange with nary a hint of serendipity. And in the '60s, he wrote letter after letter to come to college here in the United States because the notion was that there was no other country on Earth where you could make it if you tried. The ideals and the values of the United States inspired the entire world. I don't think any of us can say that our standing in the world now, the way children around the world look at the United States, is the same. And part of what we need to do, what the next president has to do -- and this is part of our judgment, this is part of how we're going to keep America safe -- is to -- to send a message to the world that we are going to invest in issues like education, we are going to invest in issues that -- that relate to how ordinary people are able to live out their dreams. And that is something that I'm going to be committed to as president of the United States. LEHRER: Few seconds. We're almost finished. MCCAIN: Jim, when I came home from prison, I saw our veterans being very badly treated, and it made me sad. Redacted. I guarantee you, as president of the United States, I know how to heal the wounds of war, I know how to deal with our adversaries, and I know how to deal with our friends. LEHRER: And that ends this debate tonight. On October 2, next Thursday, also at 9:00 p.m. Eastern time, the two vice presidential candidates will debate at Washington Copyright 2008 Washingtonpost.Newsweek Interactive Co. LLC Obama and McCain looked like equals onstage. McCain turned in a marginally stronger performance, but Obama looked strong enough, and in a tough year for Republicans with Obama leading in the polls, that's a victory for the Democrat. Obama did what he needed to do to convince people he could be commander in chief—his challenge for the night. McCain showed he could talk about the economy—his challenge—but not so brilliantly that he dented Obama's advantage on the issue. Obama's big test was to help viewers see him as a possible commander in chief. There were a lot of people watching who have never taken such a considered look at the Democratic challenger. He was firm in his beliefs and clear in his views on foreign policy. He performed better than he did on the 40 minutes of economic policy the two men discussed at the start of the debate. McCain repeatedly asserted that on foreign-policy issues Obama "didn't understand." But Obama didn't look like a man who didn't understand. McCain was essentially calling Obama a Sarah Palin—but Obama didn't look like one. He walked back his position on meeting with rogue leaders as far as he credibly could, and he was clear about when he would use military force, which balanced out his talk about diplomacy. Obama will benefit from having the better sound bite of the night. Cable-news producers didn't have many to choose from for the endless analysis of the debate, but one clip they'll show will certainly be Obama's criticism of McCain on Iraq. "You said it was going to be quick and easy," Obama said. "You said we knew where the weapons of mass destruction were. You 60/105 were wrong. You said that we were going to be greeted as liberators. You were wrong. You said that there was no history of violence between Shiite and Sunni. And you were wrong." It was assertive, and it weakened McCain's claim to superior judgment. Obama is lucky this was his best sound bite—because he gave McCain some good material to make a campaign commercial that makes just the opposite point. Eleven times Obama said McCain was right. Before the debate was even over, the McCain team had spliced those into an ad for the crucial post-debate spin war. Looming over the two men was an enormous American eagle with the traditional arrows in one claw and olive leaves in the other. It was fitting that McCain stood under the arrows. It's not that all his answers favored military action. But he clearly had a martial cast to his posture as he took tough stands against Russia, Iran, and North Korea. That's his worldview. The question is whether that's the way the swing voters he needs to convince see things. In the post-Iraq world, polls show that Americans are wary of using military force to protect the national interest. Swing voters, who almost by definition tend to embrace a more moderate view, are probably closer to Obama's worldview as it was framed in the debate. McCain was at pains to show that he knew the world very well. Almost every one of his foreign-policy answers had a little footnote. He'd either visited the region or talked to the leader in question. He sounded like Al Gore as he easily pronounced a host of complicated names and places with ease. (He got to "Tymoshenko" and "Yushchenko" so quickly and easily, it sounded like he was reading from Dr. Seuss.) McCain, who had a bad week, looked at ease and in control. It may have been his best debate performance of the year. He delivered no zingers, but he also had no stumbles, and despite a few groaner jokes, he didn't lapse into too much boilerplate. Democrats had been whispering for days about his temperament. I mean, suspending his campaign to rush to Washington? What was that about? McCain's temperament seemed cool and even. His aides say that on the flight from Washington, he was joking and teasing his staff, even though he'd left a chaotic mess in Washington. McCain does seem to like chaos. From a political perspective, McCain was surprisingly strong during the conversation about the economy. He made a call for accountability and then relentlessly hammered the overblown spending in Washington. The potential problem for McCain is that people may have heard "cut spending, cut spending" and not have taken away anything that will help them in their daily lives. Obama countered by returning everything he said on the economy to a discussion of the middle class. Obama wouldn't talk straight when moderator Jim Lehrer repeatedly asked the two men to name cuts they'd make to accommodate the financial bailout. McCain did talk straight— suggesting an across-the-board spending freeze. That was candid but politically deadly. Obama has ads he can run about all the attractive-sounding programs that will be "cut" by such a freeze. Obama is lucky that his "you were wrong" sound bite will live on past the debate, because at several turns he didn't stand up for himself. I can imagine Obama fans were frustrated their man didn't throw a few big punches. As the two debated Obama's position on meeting with foreign leaders, McCain repeatedly overstated Obama's standpoint. After several rounds of backand-forth, Obama only tepidly asserted his stance. When they debated the economy, Obama challenged the idea that McCain could change Washington's spending habits after voting with Bush 90 percent of the time, but as he did so he petered out. He ended by mumbling, "I think, just it's, you know, kind of hard to swallow." Pfffft. There was lots of great body language to read. Obama looks down when he's saying something unpleasant—like delivering an attack on his opponent. Obama looked at the audience more (as Kennedy did in 1960), McCain talked to the moderator (as Nixon had). When McCain was talking, Obama looked at him, like he was a listener. McCain stared straight ahead when Obama was speaking, which at times made it appear as if Obama was scolding him for denting the car. It was a bit of a disappointment there weren't more fireworks, since the format was designed to have the two candidates engage each other. At one point the moderator nearly begged them to take each other on. It was not to be. Just a day earlier they had met in the White House separated by five politicians. On the stage, in Mississippi they seemed almost as far apart. press box Don't Blame Gwen Ifill If the Veep Debate Sucks What a stupid format. By Jack Shafer Wednesday, October 1, 2008, at 5:19 PM ET A 90-minute televised window through which we've been invited to compare the political stands, leadership abilities, and temperaments of vice-presidential candidates Sarah Palin and Joe Biden is about to open. The organizer of the Oct. 2 face-off at Washington University is calling the event a "debate." But like the McCain vs. Obama Copyright 2008 Washingtonpost.Newsweek Interactive Co. LLC 61/105 session that preceded it—overseen by the same outfit—the Washington University matchup will demand less from the veep candidates than a five-minute appearance on Meet the Press. The rules governing its operation all but guarantee it. So if the debate ends up revealing less about Palin's and Biden's positions than can be found on a bumper sticker, if either candidate escapes tough questions and seeks refuge in homey anecdotes, if the debaters stop talking scant seconds after they start, don't blame moderator Gwen Ifill of PBS. Blame the format. Negotiations between the McCain and Obama campaigns resulted in a 90-minute format that calls for the two candidates to stand at podiums and field questions in turn from moderator Ifill. Answers may not exceed 90 seconds, and two minutes of open discussion will follow each question. Each candidate will give a 90-second closing statement. According to the New York Times, the McCain campaign pushed for this arrangement, which is more restrictive than the twominute-response, five-minutes-of-open-discussion format of the first McCain-Obama debate, because the looser "format could leave Ms. Palin, a relatively inexperienced debater, at a disadvantage and largely on the defensive." How much can a candidate say in 90 seconds? Depending on his or her mouth speed, somewhere in the neighborhood of 250 to 300 words. During the 2004 vice-presidential debate between Dick Cheney and John Edwards, the candidates were allowed 120 seconds per question, and they rarely spoke more than 400 words. (The rules that year allowed for 90-second rebuttals and discussion-extension intervals at the moderator's discretion.) To give you a sense of the brevity of 400 words, this article is just passing the 300-word mark. Whether you give a candidate 90 or 120 seconds to speak, abbreviated formats leave the weakest ones plenty of room to hide. Because no rule forces the candidate to burn all of the allotted time answering the question, he can evade complexity and nuance by giving a rehearsed 30-second sound bite, especially if there is no provision for a follow-up question— which there usually isn't. And as we observed in the Sept. 26 McCain-Obama debate, the referee can't force the combatants into an "open discussion" if they choose not to punch: "I'm just determined to get you all to talk to each other," frustrated moderator Jim Lehrer said early in that debate. The veep format at Washington University favors Palin, if Andrew Halcro is any guide to her debate techniques. Halcro repeatedly debated Sarah Palin in their contest for the job of Alaska governor in 2006. He writes in today's Christian Science Monitor that Palin was the "master of the nonanswer" in debates. He continues: "During the campaign, Palin's knowledge on public policy issues never matured—because it didn't have to. Her ability to fill the debate halls with her presence and her gift Copyright 2008 Washingtonpost.Newsweek Interactive Co. LLC of the glittering generality made it possible for her to rely on populism instead of policy." We all have estimates about how long Sarah Palin could speak about nuclear proliferation, health care, immigration, the Wall Street bailout, the Iraq war, or the Kyoto Treaty without resorting to homilies and canned phrases. But force Joe Biden to go long on any one of those topics and who knows what sort of trouble his motormouth would get him into? Biden usually requires 90 seconds just to warm up and lubricate his vocal cords, after which he reliably barks some ridiculous gaffe. The 90-second maximum protects both veep candidates from their weaknesses. The Cheney-Edwards debate from 2004, also moderated by Ifill, provides a preview of how inconsequential these bouts can be. Approaching the transcript, I expected a bloody prizefight between two heavyweights. Instead, I found two bantams on their bicycles, backpedaling. Ifill asked each candidate only 10 questions, with most of the 90-minute session given over to tedious rebuttals and responses. The day after the CheneyEdwards debate, the Washington Post concluded that "the format was calculated to keep the fireworks subdued" and that the calculation had paid off. WorldNetDaily suggests this week that Ifill's forthcoming book, The Breakthrough: Politics and Race in the Age of Obama, may compromise her performance as moderator because the book's success depends on the success of the Obama campaign. (See also Michelle Malkin and Tim Graham at the Media Research Center.) Might Ifill take a dive for Joe Biden before an audience of tens of millions in hopes of increasing sales of a book scheduled for release in January? That doesn't square with common sense, nor does it square with what I know about Ifill's work. If you're interested in her thoroughness and fairness as a moderator and have caffeine enough to read the entire CheneyEdwards debate transcript, do so. You'll see that she conducted herself in a completely professional—and boring—manner. Instead of knocking moderators, let's knock the format, which the campaigns ultimately control. Back in the early 1990s, Walter Goodman of the New York Times called for a debate template that forced candidates "accustomed to delivering bromides on the stump and toying with interviewers" to actually grapple with issues. Forget about time limits, Goodman counseled, writing: When the usual slogans start popping out, leave it to the moderator to remind the candidate what the question is, and to press for a straight answer. The candidates could also be compelled to confront each other, give and take, no place to hide. Instead of the charges and insinuations 62/105 that float through their commercials, there could be rebuttals and counter rebuttals. A tough, fair reporter—and specimens are available on all the networks—can abet that healthy process, too. Who could oppose Marquis of Queensberry-style rules governing 90-minute championship bouts between the candidates? Surely not WorldNetDaily, Michelle Malkin, or Tim Graham. The only candidate afraid of showing what they've got is the candidate who's got nothing to show. ******* No discussion of Gwen Ifill is complete without mentioning the laden-with-innuendo 245-word piece that she co-bylined with Maralee Schwartz and the late Ann Devroy for the Jan. 10, 1989, Washington Post about Jennifer Fitzgerald. Many had gossiped in the absence of proof that President George H.W. Bush had had an affair with Fitzgerald, so the politically connected knew exactly what Ifill, Schwartz, and Devroy had on their minds when they wrote this in their lede: Jennifer Fitzgerald, who has served Presidentelect George Bush in a variety of positions, most recently running the vice presidential Senate offices, is expected to be named deputy chief of protocol in the new administration, sources said yesterday. Send similarly scurrilous ledes to slate.pressbox@gmail.com. And remind me to revisit Ifill's book when it comes out in January. (E-mail may be quoted by name in "The Fray," Slate's readers' forum; in a future article; or elsewhere unless the writer stipulates otherwise. Permanent disclosure: Slate is owned by the Washington Post Co.) Track my errors: This hand-built RSS feed will ring every time Slate runs a "Press Box" correction. For e-mail notification of errors in this specific column, type the word debate in the subject head of an e-mail message, and send it to slate.pressbox@gmail.com. Schoolhouse Rock Replication Looking for education reform in Obama's poverty platform. By Paul Tough Monday, September 29, 2008, at 10:08 AM ET Copyright 2008 Washingtonpost.Newsweek Interactive Co. LLC Science Sex Dramedy What can Choke and Californication teach us about sex addiction? By Daniel Engber Monday, September 29, 2008, at 7:55 PM ET Some addictions are funnier than others. There aren't many good heroin comedies; not even Ben Stiller can wring a laugh out of smoking crack. Alcoholism, on the other hand, has its moments, and by long-standing convention smoking huge quantities of marijuana is truly hilarious. So where in this humor hierarchy shall we put the compulsion to have sex? It was high comedy as recently as 2007, when Will Ferrell's satyrical lead in Blades of Glory reveled in his sex addiction as "a real disease with doctors and medicine and everything!" Now, with the Friday premiere of the film Choke, a darkly comic sexrehab drama starring Sam Rockwell, and the Sunday debut of the second season of Showtime's Californication, a half-hour family dramedy with David Duchovny as a recovering sexaholic, the condition seems to have found its place somewhere closer to the middle of the spectrum. Choke has elements of a classic stoner film—something like Harold and Kumar Can't Stop Masturbating. A couple of slacker dudes create cheerful mayhem as they pursue their fix, clash with co-workers, and evade the law. But there's plenty of emotional pain to go with the sexual hijinks—severed friendships, the death of a parent, the discovery of rock bottom while bent over a public toilet. Californication also teeters between humor and pathos: The season begins with Duchovny's character swearing off sex for the sake of his family, then chronicles his efforts to abstain. In Episode 1, he inadvertently performs cunnilingus on a young woman whom he'd taken to be his girlfriend.* (Oops!) But no matter how wacky the indiscretion, each misstep results in a miserable argument and a tearful near-breakup. (Then there's the added, implied drama of Duchovny's real-life travails with compulsive sex.) So is Don Juanism funny, or is it sad? The pop-culture ambivalence reflects an uncertainty that extends all the way through the medical establishment—to the sex therapists, psychologists, and psychiatrists who can't agree on how to define sexual addiction, or indeed whether it should be called an "addiction" at all. Partisans for the diagnosis see it as a valuable tool for expanding treatment and gaining acceptance for a longsuffering minority. Opponents view it as a dangerous intrusion of morality into medicine and yet another avenue for the marketing of self-help books and psychopharmaceuticals. But the debate rests on a much bigger question posed by modern brain science: What does it mean to be an addict in the 21st century? 63/105 The modern notion that you can be "addicted" to sex, or to any behavior—like eating, shopping, gambling, or texting—has been in ascendance among scientists only for the past quarter-century. An early version of this idea did show up in the writings of Sigmund Freud, who in 1897 described the compulsive use of alcohol, morphine, and tobacco as a substitute for masturbation, the "primary addiction." (His follower, Sandor Rado, an important figure in early-20th-century American psychology, referred to the drug high as a "pharmacogenic orgasm.") But his theory carried little weight with researchers unaffiliated with psychoanalysis. time in a medical journal in 1978; five years later, the diagnosis was popularized by addiction therapist and rehab entrepreneur Patrick Carnes in his book Out of the Shadows. By the time of World War I, researchers on drug dependence had begun to make regular, clinical use of the word addiction— to suggest a psychological disorder, an affliction of the will rather than the body. A few decades later, the focus had begun to shift to the chemistry of the drugs themselves. These scientists were more interested in the particular effects that a substance has on the body—the biological dependency it creates—than the behavioral patterns of its users, the addiction. It's a reversal of Freud's formulation from more than a century ago. We used to see drug abuse as a psychological problem— like compulsive masturbation. Now, with our advanced knowledge of the brain, we're starting to see compulsive masturbators as victims of a disease, like drug addicts. This neurophysiological approach to drug use reached its zenith in the 1970s, when scientists finally worked out the connection between addictive drugs, neurotransmitters, and the neural "pleasure centers" of the mesolimbic reward system. The 1973 discovery of opiate receptors in the brain made it clear that our normal pleasure response is something like a scaled-down version of a drug high: Heroin and morphine work by mimicking our natural brain chemicals, and overstimulating our mesolimbic pathway. At the same time, a hippie-era boom of recreational drug use forced researchers to broaden their definitions. Opiates weren't the only habit-forming chemicals that triggered the mesolimbic system—so did substances like cocaine, cannabis, and Quaaludes. Drug-rehab programs started to treat patients for broad "substance-abuse" problems rather than dependencies on particular drugs. Since all these drugs shared a common brain pathway, a defect in that pathway could make someone susceptible to all of them at once. The new science of drug addiction opened the door for behavioral addictions, too. If activities like eating and sex could activate the same pleasure centers as heroin, morphine, and cocaine, it was a small step to assume that repeated behavior might generate its own dependency. You don't need dope to get a dopamine spike, so just about anything could take on the trappings of a chemical high. Sure enough, psychologists of the era began to construe habitforming or compulsive behaviors in chemical terms. "Pathological gambling disorder," for one, was introduced into the Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders in 1980 and was soon defined in parallel with substance-use disorders. Meanwhile, "sex addiction" was laid out for the first Copyright 2008 Washingtonpost.Newsweek Interactive Co. LLC Through the 1990s and until today, the rhetoric of behavioral addiction became even more reliant on neurochemistry. Pornography is now described by some psychologists as an "erototoxin" that triggers the release of an addictive cocktail of neurotransmitters and hormones. A few weeks ago, Carnes explained to the New York Times that an orgasm releases as much dopamine as an alcoholic beverage. For all that, we're no closer to accepting the uneasy truth that addiction is something in between—a neurological disorder of free will, as National Institute on Drug Abuse Director Nora Volkow would have it. She argues that a healthy brain can fend off unhealthy impulses and desires. When the brain malfunctions, we lose the ability to inhibit compulsive behavior, a situation she likens to driving a car with no brakes. In popular culture, the tension between behavior and disease translates into a confusion between comedy and tragedy. Is a sex addict like Will Ferrell's character in Blades of Glory—who even trolls for partners at his 12-step program—just a self-indulgent horn-dog? (The joke about sex addicts hooking up at group meetings also turns up in Choke, an episode of Cheers, and an episode of Nip/Tuck.) Or is he more like a cancer patient, with no control over how or why he is afflicted? When it comes to compulsive sexual behavior, the professionals have their own ambivalence, which plays out as a question of semantics rather than aesthetics: The community argues over the inclusion of behavioral addictions—or even the word addiction itself—in the next version of the DSM. Some argue that the euphemistic use of dependence has done little to eliminate the stigma associated with the condition. Others see the medicalization of behavior—sexual or otherwise—as a form of social control. In a certain sense, they're just as confused as we are. Correction, Sept. 30, 2008: The original version of this article described Duchovny's character as performing cunnilingus on an underage girl whom he'd taken to be his wife. Her age was never confirmed, and he mistook her for his girlfriend. (Return to the corrected sentence.) 64/105 shopping Home Slice room does the shredder take up—is it compact or unwieldy? Other relevant considerations: How easy is it to empty the trash can? Are there any noteworthy design extras, like an LCD screen or a "basket full" indicator, and do these extras make much of a difference? What's the best household paper shredder? By Laura Moser Tuesday, September 30, 2008, at 2:18 PM ET Not long ago, I received an ominously official-looking correspondence from the Minneapolis/St. Paul branch of the Federal Bureau of Investigation.* The enclosed letter informed me that I had recently been the victim of identity theft, but an agent was there to help me sort my life out. The letter raised a few questions. First off: Why the Twin Cities, a place I had visited once on a post-collegiate road trip and otherwise had exactly zero connection to? Second: If my identity had really been thieved, why hadn't I noticed? Why no longdistance phone charges to Sierra Leone, purchases of front-load washers in Singapore, or warrants for my arrest in New Zealand? I ignored the letter and its several follow-ups, feeling rather sorry for the hapless criminal who had taken the trouble to swipe a financial profile as slender as mine. It was only after hearing several more consequential identity-theft stories from friends that I decided to get serious about protecting my personal information. I opened a new bank account, changed all my online passwords, and—once those hassles were out of the way—went in search of the highest-security paper shredder on the market. Never again would I blithely drop a glossy NO INTEREST PAYMENTS UNTIL MARCH 2010 offer into the recycling bin … not without first obliterating all personal information displayed thereon. Methodology For several months now, I have been collecting junk mail so assiduously that I came to fear ending up like Harlem's legendary Collyer brothers, who were buried alive under piles of their own garbage. It's true: I was staggered by the volume of paper that got stuffed through my mail slot every day, and that's after I repeatedly declined unwanted Pottery Barn clearance catalogs at CatalogChoice.org. The only upside of getting all this unwanted junk is that it allowed me to put the six shredders I selected to the test. Capacity (10 points): The shredders I tested were all light- to medium-duty, designed for home use, and capable of shredding from eight to 12 pages at a time. Could these machines really take on as many pages as the manufacturers claimed? Design (10 points): Always a crucial factor in assessing an object that will adorn your work space. Is it pretty? How much Copyright 2008 Washingtonpost.Newsweek Interactive Co. LLC Efficiency (10 points): How loud is the shredder? This question mattered more than I'd anticipated, as some shredders made such an ungodly racket that I couldn't bring myself to switch them on without pregaming a couple of Excedrin first. Other points: Are the shreds small enough to effectively obliterate personal information, foiling even the most energetic meth addict's attempts to piece the pages back together again? How quickly does paper jam, and how easily can jams be undone? Last but not least, are these shredders, which ranged in price from $39.99 to $164.99, worth the money? The results, from functional to phenomenal … Fellowes Powershred 8-Sheet Shredder, $46.99 (originally $119.99) "Powershred" is right, in that this eight-sheet machine sounds like an arsenal of power tools all in operation simultaneously. (Imagine being trapped in a small bathroom with a weed whacker, a chain saw, and a welder, and you will have some sense of this shredder's high-level clamor—really excruciating stuff.) The pluses: I like that you can throw CDs and credit cards in the same slot that takes the paper. Some other models require you to switch slots depending on what you're shredding. But once I started feeding material into those machines, I didn't want to pause. The Fellowes also has some useful safety features, and you certainly can't beat the price. But unless you plan to shred wearing noise-canceling headphones and/or aspire to drive a family of raccoons out of your home office, you might have trouble with the decibel factor here. I also didn't like having to remove the hefty top to empty the bin. Next. Capacity: 6 Design: 5 Efficiency: 4 Total: 15 (out of 30) Royal AG10X 10-Sheet Cross Cut Shredder, $69.99 The pale-beige color of this machine isn't exactly cheering, and I regretted that you had to peer closely to notice the warning graphics over the shredding slot, images that on other models were thrillingly vivid. (Men's neckties! Infants' skulls!) The Royal is loud, and for the price it could stand a few more bells and whistles. De-jamming paper requires toggling the on/off switch over and over again, and emptying the basket is a messy business, which is more the rule than the exception, I'm sad to 65/105 report. In fact, most of these flaws are fairly standard issue. There was nothing egregiously wrong with this perfectly functional 10-sheeter. Bonus points for accepting even more paper than its stated 10-sheet capacity. Capacity: 7 Design: 4 Efficiency: 6 Total: 17 (out of 30) OfficeMax Diamond Cut Eight-Sheet Shredder, $39.99 If you are looking for a supersimple, straightforward "light duty" model, this Office Max might be just your bag. It's compact, easy to operate, and can take on a few pages more than its advertised eight-sheet capacity. And who can argue with the price? Drawbacks: It's pretty slow, and jams are hard to clear up. The on/off switch was temperamental, and you have to remove the top to clean out the bin. Still, if your shredding needs are fairly low-volume, this nice-sized, bargain-price model is a solid pick. Capacity: 6 Design: 5 Efficiency: 6 Total: 17 (out of 30) Fellowes Intellishred 12-Sheet Shredder, $164.99 (originally $299.99) This latest, greatest Fellowes shredder is what the pundits might call all hat and no cattle. It gets all the details down: It has handy little wheels, an attached basket to store on-deck documents, and blinking lights to indicate, among other crises, an overstuffed bin and an overheated engine. This machine was also the quietest I tested, a quality I cannot commend enough. Final perk: This shredder has a slide-out bin that seems to me a great leap forward in shredder design. Pulling out the basket—rather than decapitating the whole machine—greatly minimizes the exertions of bin-emptying and the mess of stray shreds flying about after the fact. The top three shredders all shared this feature. And yet, and yet. There is a not-insignificant chink in the armor, which is that the Intellishred just doesn't shred as many pages as it should. A row of lights signals exactly how hard the shredder is working, blinking red at, and then rejecting, any too-thick bundle. This automatic shutdown feature is certainly useful at preventing jams; the problem is that it gets activated much too quickly. Instead of simply inserting a credit-card offer into the jaws intact, you must first open the envelope, then feed a few pages at a time—an inconvenience that, to me, violates one of the primary principles of the home shredder and, for that matter, consumer appliances in general: Good technology should make life easier, not complicate it further. Copyright 2008 Washingtonpost.Newsweek Interactive Co. LLC Capacity: 4 Design: 9 Efficiency: 6 Total: 19 (out of 30) Staples 12-Sheet Diamond Cut Shredder, $129.99 Supersize proportions notwithstanding—picture one of those step-lid trash cans—I was a big fan of this shredder. It lives up to its touted 12-sheet capacity, swallowing frequent-flier statements and cell-phone bills in a single swift chomp. You could even see the bulkiness as an advantage if, like me, you are unfond of emptying the (conveniently pull-out) bin after every shredding session. And if you are sitting at your desk, the height of this cylindrical shredder is just right. Capacity: 9 Design: 5 Efficiency: 8 Total: 22 (out of 30) Staples Mailmate M3 12-Sheet Shredder, $79.99 At first, the rather higher-than-necessary noise level of this 12sheeter put me off, but its other fine qualities soon came to compensate and then some. For one thing, it's remarkably compact, about the size of a laser-jet printer. It's delightfully easy to empty, with a plastic handle that allows you to slide out the bin without moving any furniture. The Mailmate also has quite a lot of oomph, and not just for its size; it had no difficulty destroying even the thickest, most irresistible offer from some now-defunct lending institution. My only real quibble, other than the noise level, is the horizontal paper-feeding mechanism—the others are all vertical—which can necessitate hovering over the machine a split second longer than my modern lifestyle really cared to accommodate: Feeding it 12 pages is just as easy, or as difficult, as feeding it one. Still, if you are looking for a powerful identity-protector for a cramped space, you can do no better than the Mailmate. The next time I hear from the FBI, I hope it's just that clicking sound on the line that assures me they're tapping my phone again. Capacity: 9 Design: 8 Efficiency: 7 Total: 24 (out of 30) Correction, Oct. 2, 2008: The article originally referred to the FBI as the Federal Bureau of Investigations, plural. (Return to the corrected sentence.) 66/105 slate v From the Conventions to the First Debate in Three Minutes A daily video from Slate V Thursday, October 2, 2008, at 11:51 AM ET slate v Dear Prudence: Who's Your Daddy? A daily video from Slate V Monday, September 29, 2008, at 10:37 AM ET sports nut Cocktail Chatter: Baseball Playoffs Edition How to fake your way through the 2008 baseball playoffs. By Justin Peters Wednesday, October 1, 2008, at 7:12 AM ET Back again, it's Slate's surface-level guide to baseball's postseason, written for those of you who think SportsCenter is that indoor soccer complex off Route 41. Don't know Chone Figgins from Henry Higgins? We're here to help. National League Division Series, Los Angeles Dodgers vs. Chicago Cubs Dodgers talking points: Some statheads like to deride Los Angeles general manager Ned Colletti as a free-spending relic whose affinity for overpriced veterans—Juan Pierre, Andruw Jones, Jason Schmidt—prevents the Dodgers' young talent from seeing the field. Counter that argument by noting, first, that Colletti's acquisitions almost always get catastrophically injured, which frees up playing time for productive youngsters like Matt Kemp, James Loney, Russell Martin, and Andre Ethier. Second, point out that overpriced veterans can be mighty useful: The Dodgers wouldn't have sniffed the playoffs without snagging Manny Ramirez at midseason. Then sabotage your own argument by declaring your irrational hatred for Colletti's predecessor, Paul "Google Boy" DePodesta. Historical context: While the Cubs have the Dodgers beat in the long, tortured history department, you can still score some points by noting that 2008 marks the 20th anniversary of the Dodgers' last World Series victory, the 50th anniversary of their first season in Los Angeles, and the 40th anniversary of Jack Wild's bravura performance as the Artful Dodger in Oliver! Mention that last one often, because everybody loves Oliver! Copyright 2008 Washingtonpost.Newsweek Interactive Co. LLC Conversation starter: "Do you think the Yankees still prefer Joe Girardi to Joe Torre?" Conversation stopper: "Food, glorious food! We're anxious to try it! Three banquets a day! Our favorite diet!" Cubs talking points: The Cubs made the playoffs in back-to-back seasons for the first time in 100 years, thanks to solid starting pitching, a high-powered offense, Lou Piniella's steady managerial hand, and the good karma emanating from backup catcher Koyie Hill, who cut off three fingers and his thumb in an offseason table saw accident and still made it back to the majors by September. While you're not sure which factor deserves the most credit for Chicago's great season, you're nonetheless worried that, in leaving the catcher off the playoff roster, the Cubs risk falling victim to the Curse of Koyie Hill's Fingers. Historical context: The Cubs haven't won the World Series since 1908, when they were led by a double-play combination immortalized in verse by columnist Franklin P. Adams: "These are the saddest of possible words/ Tinker to Evers to Chance." Although "Theriot to DeRosa to Lee/ And sometimes Mike Fontenot and Ronny Cedeno play second base/ When DeRosa is in right field" doesn't scan nearly as well, that shouldn't stop you from reciting it, repeatedly, to anybody who will listen. Conversation starter: "Say what you want about Ryan Dempster and Aramis Ramirez—superutility man Mark DeRosa is the Cubs' MVP." Conversation stopper: "Koyie Hill's Severed Fingers is the perfect name for my new death metal band!" National League Division Series, Milwaukee Brewers vs. Philadelphia Phillies Brewers talking points: There's no doubt that the Brewers owe their wild-card berth to midseason acquisition C.C. Sabathia, who posted an 11-2 record and a 1.65 ERA in 17 starts after coming over from Cleveland. If the Brewers hope to advance, they're going to need at least one other starter to pitch well. The candidates include Dave Bush (29 home runs allowed this season), Jeff Suppan (8.44 ERA in September), and Yovani Gallardo (one start since May 1). On second thought, maybe they should just get Sabathia to start every game. Historical context: If the Brewers win it all, they could be the fattest World Series champions in baseball history. Milwaukee's 40-man roster features 12 players who weigh 220 pounds or more, including the (allegedly) 270-pound Prince Fielder, the 290-pound Sabathia, and Seth McClung, who ballooned to 475 pounds when he ate then-manager Ned Yost on Sept. 15. (The Brewers claim Yost was fired, but then how do you explain the ketchup stains on McClung's jersey?) 67/105 Conversation starter: "If the Brewers don't go anywhere this year, you can blame it on OBP—Prince Fielder is the only regular with an on-base percentage over .350." Conversation stopper: "Forget this baseball foolishness. I'm betting it all on the bratwurst in the first-ever playoff sausage race." Phillies talking points: After a slow start, Ryan Howard led all of baseball with 48 home runs and 146 RBI—including 10 homers and 28 RBI in September. Nevertheless, the Phillies are the only playoff team in recent memory that's built around its middle infielders. Lucky for the Phillies, Chase Utley and Jimmy Rollins are really, really good—Utley hit .292 with 33 home runs and a .380 OBP while Rollins, although down from his usual numbers, nonetheless hit .277 and stole 47 bases. It doesn't matter that the outfield is mediocre or that the starting staff gets battered after Cole Hamels and Jamie Moyer. As long as Utley and Rollins are in, you can't count the Phillies out. Historical context: Just like in 2007, the Phillies came from behind in September to take the division away from the New York Mets. Unlike in 2007, it didn't feel like a fluke this year. And also unlike 2007, the Mets will never, ever, ever have the chance to win a playoff game in Shea Stadium again and will send that stadium to its grave not in a spirit of celebration but of defeat. Eat it, New York City! Eat it, Mets! Philly! Woooo! Conversation starter: "Sixteen wins and a sub-4.00 ERA at age 45? I'd like some of what Jamie Moyer's drinking." Conversation stopper: "Still smokin' at age 49? I'd like some of what Jamie Lee Curtis is drinking. Hubba hubba!" American League Division Series, Tampa Bay Rays vs. Chicago White Sox Rays talking points: The Rays' master plan of being bad for a really, really long time and losing their star player to a horrible wasting disease finally paid off this year. The draft picks they reaped after a decade of badness (B.J. Upton, Evan Longoria, James Shields, and many others) took the majors by storm, leading the Rays to a division title after a sad, barren decade of futility. Send a thank-you card to ex-GM Chuck LaMar, complimenting him on his excellent strategy—and send a sympathy card to DH Rocco Baldelli, who really does have a horrible wasting disease. Historical context: After a decade of futility as the Tampa Bay Devil Rays, the Rays dropped the "Devil" this season and zoomed to the top of the AL East. Of course, they also had good players for the first time ever, but this shouldn't stop you from insisting that the K.C. Royals' decades of futility will be over just as soon as they change their name to the "Sunshine Bands." Copyright 2008 Washingtonpost.Newsweek Interactive Co. LLC Conversation starter: "Everybody talks about the Rays' young hitters, but the bullpen's turnaround was the key to the team's success. Last year, they had one of the worst ERAs in baseball history; this year, they're fifth-best in the majors." Conversation stopper: "Sure, Evan Longoria plays a great third base, but have you seen him in a ball gown? Ravishing." White Sox talking points: Chicago did everything possible to blow the AL Central—going 11-15 in September, losing the sweet-swinging Carlos Quentin to a case of bat rage, starting the punchless Ken Griffey Jr. and Nick Swisher on a regular basis, adopting "It's Not Gonna Happen" as the team's unofficial motto. Although your friends might argue that they squeaked into the playoffs thanks to solid starting pitching and veteran leadership, you suspect that the White Sox were galvanized by the fear that, if they choked, manager Ozzie Guillen would follow through on his frequent threats and throw them under an actual bus. Historical context: Since winning the World Series in 2005, the verbose Guillen has feuded with seemingly everybody in baseball, including newspaper columnists, opposing players, umpires, and his own general manager. Feel free to get into the Guillen spirit by loudly criticizing everybody with whom you are watching the game, especially those who are fat or possibly homosexual. Your friends will think that you're a comic genius—just like Ozzie!—and, also, that you're a huge jerk. Just like Ozzie! Conversation starter: "Don't be fooled by Paul Konerko's lousy overall numbers—he was one of the best sluggers in baseball in August and September." Conversation stopper: "Ken Griffey Jr. is old enough to be Ken Griffey Sr.'s father." American League Division Series, Boston Red Sox vs. Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim Red Sox talking points: After seven years of letting Manny Ramirez be Manny Ramirez, the Red Sox finally tired of his antics and traded him to the Dodgers in July. While popular opinion holds that the Ramirez trade was addition by subtraction, you're not too sure about that math: Manny had a monster second half (.396 BA, 17 HR, 53 RBI) for the Dodgers, and that kind of production in Fenway might have helped the Red Sox win the division and secure home field advantage. Still, a .358 team OBP and a deep starting staff leaves you optimistic about Boston's chances, even if you now have to settle for letting Kevin Youkilis be Kevin Youkilis. Historical context: The impending demolition of Yankee Stadium means that Fenway Park is now one of only two major league stadiums built before the Great Depression—the other, of course, being Chicago's Wrigley Field. Your friends will 68/105 applaud your spirit when you repeatedly encourage the Dodgers to "drop some depth charges at Wrigley," never realizing that you're actually advocating a violent and casualty-laden scorchedearth strategy. Except Asian-American voters. Somehow, amid all the demographic navel-gazing, the country's third-largest, fastestgrowing minority—now 15.2 million people, or 5 percent of the population—gets overlooked. Conversation starter: "Sure, the Indians' Cliff Lee won more games, but Daisuke Matsuzaka meant more to his team than any other pitcher this year." Not this week. Or, more accurately, not for several hours on Tuesday. That's when a nonprofit group called Leadership Education for Asian Pacifics held a news conference excitingly titled "Political Role of Asian Americans Examined" while the Obama campaign scheduled interviews about its outreach efforts to Asian-American and Pacific Islander voters. The message from both events: Asian voters can make a difference. Attention must be paid. Conversation stopper: "We might not win the Series this year, but, hey, at least the Patriots still have Tom Brady." Angels talking points: The Angels destroyed their American League competition behind closer Francisco Rodriguez's recordsetting 62 saves. You, however, realize that a lot of saves are usually indicative of a crappy offense and are more impressed by the Angels' anonymously efficient starting staff—the top five starters posted 70 wins and a 3.97 ERA. Although "Joe Saunders" and "Ervin Santana" sound suspiciously like aliases, you're not going to ask any questions as long as they keep winning. Historical context: With those 62 saves, Francisco "K-Rod" Rodriguez effortlessly broke the previous major-league record, which had been held by Bobby Thigpen, an average pitcher without a cool nickname who had one really good season in the course of an undistinguished nine-year career. Follow in Ford Frick's (supposed) footsteps and argue that K-Rod's record should be accompanied by an asterisk because Bobby Thigpen really, really needs this. Conversation starter: "Vladimir Guerrero in a down year is still more fearsome than pretty much every other hitter." Conversation stopper: "Gary Matthews Jr. in a down year is … oh, wait, that's every year." swingers Chinese Democracy Why don't we ever hear about the Asian-American vote? By Christopher Beam Wednesday, October 1, 2008, at 4:57 PM ET Presidential campaigns can feel like an informal census. As the candidates traverse the country, they pander to Latino voters, African-American voters, working-class white voters, older voters, younger voters, elite-college-graduate voters … everyone gets to feel important. Copyright 2008 Washingtonpost.Newsweek Interactive Co. LLC More about that later. But first, a question: Why, with all our obsessing over demographics, do we hear so little about the Asian-American vote? The most obvious reason is size. Asian-Americans make up only 5 percent of the U.S. population. (Note: "Asian-American" here, and at the press conference Tuesday, is defined in the broadest possible sense, to include Chinese, Korean, Vietnamese, Taiwanese, Japanese, Thai, Filipino, Indian, Pakistani, and Indonesian, among others.) Fifteen million people is a lot, but not compared with other ethnic groups. African-Americans now number 38.4 million, according to the 2006 census; Latinos boast 44.4 million. Plus, Asian-Americans have the lowest proportion of eligible voters compared with the populations (about 52 percent) of any racial group. And of those, very few (about 50 percent in 2006) actually register to vote. So we're talking about 7 million eligible voters and about 3 million actual voters. But wait—it gets worse! The five states with the largest Asian populations are, in order, California, New York, Texas, Hawaii, and New Jersey. Not exactly the swingiest places around. There are two big exceptions: Nevada and Virginia. Both states have rapidly growing Asian-American populations—they constitute 6 percent of eligible voters in Virginia, possibly enough to swing a competitive presidential race. Another difficulty is the Asian-American community's heterogeneity. Koreans and Chinese and Vietnamese aren't necessarily more or less fractured than Mexicans and Puerto Ricans and Cubans. But, unlike Latinos, they speak different languages. Campaigns can easily cut Spanish-language ads to run nationwide; it's tougher to run ads in Vietnamese, Chinese, Japanese, etc. (Only about 60 percent of Asian-Americans speak English.) Then you'd need to target ethnic media, which is costly and, on the national level, of marginal benefit. Then there is the difficulty of targeting Asian-American issues. This is a problem in ethnic politics generally—opinions on immigration, for example, are more diverse among blacks than among the interest groups that lobby on their behalf—but it is 69/105 especially acute among Asian-Americans. Yes, there are general bread-and-butter issues like health care and education for which platitudes about access and opportunity are useful. There are also hyperspecific concerns that are not ideal campaign talking points: Chinese care a lot about U.S.-China relations. Taiwanese care about China-Taiwan. Vietnamese favor anti-Communist policies. And Filipinos often vote based on whoever supports benefits for Filipino veterans of World War II. Plus, segments of the Asian-American community often disagree—as TaiwaneseAmericans and Chinese-Americans do on Taiwan, for example, or Pakistanis and Indians on Kashmir. Finally, as if demographics and geography and message weren't challenging enough, there is partisanship. Or, more precisely, lack thereof. African-American voters break heavily toward Democrats; Latino voters (with the exception of Cubans) are also largely Democratic. Asian-Americans, meanwhile, can't make up their minds. About a third of them are Republican, a third Democratic, and a third unaffiliated. This last group consists largely of immigrants—more than half of AsianAmerican were born overseas—who often won't develop party loyalty for another generation. An argument can be made—and is—that excessive partisanship is exactly the problem with a lot of ethnic politics. It goes something like this: Democrats take black voters for granted, Republicans don't even try to win them over, and the result is that they have less influence than they would if they had less party loyalty. But an argument can also be made that partisanship enhances influence. On the national level, the most powerful groups— unions, African-Americans, evangelicals—are often the most partisan. A pandering politician wants to maximize the efficiency of his pandering. So if the strategy is to mobilize the base, it makes more sense to court a loyal group. (Plus, it gets you more media coverage. The one time the national media noticed Asian-Americans this election cycle was when Hillary Clinton won 75 percent of their votes in California.) So what are Asian-Americans planning to do about their underwhelming influence? One idea is something called the 8020 Initiative, a political action committee dedicated to persuading 80 percent of Asian-Americans to vote for one side. Since 2000, the group has endorsed a candidate and asked Asians to support him or her. (They endorsed Gore in 2000 and Kerry in 2004. In the 2008 primaries, it was Hillary; in the general, it's Obama.) The goal of the group, the brainchild of former Delaware Lt. Gov. S.B. Woo, is eventually to turn the Asian-American vote into a bloc vote that can swing both ways, Republican or Democrat. It's a quixotic enterprise. On the one hand, it's an artificial way to replicate the normally organic process of party identification— and so far, it hasn't quite worked. "You can't get to 80-20 by Copyright 2008 Washingtonpost.Newsweek Interactive Co. LLC making a targeted approach in a single election cycle," says Taeku Lee, a professor at the University of California, Berkeley. "You build a constituency over time." At the same time, the Asian-American vote already is increasingly Democratic. By the time 80-20 could persuade four-fifths of the group to vote one way, they might already be there. 80-20 does take credit for Hillary Clinton's winning the California Asian-American vote by 3-1. But swinging party primaries isn't the goal here. Another solution is strengthening the ground game. In Virginia, the Obama camp has hired Asian-American field directors and recruited Asian-American volunteers. It's also distributing foreign-language campaign literature to local communities in Fairfax County—in Vietnamese, for example, in Falls Church and in Korean in Centreville. "We definitely have the potential to be the swing vote," says Betsy Kim of the Obama campaign. There's evidence, too: In 2006, Jim Webb won 76 percent of the state's Asian-American voters and eked out a victory over George Allen. Many believe those voters—with an assist by Allen's "macaca" moment—made the difference. McCain also has done some outreach, but the enthusiasm seems to lie with the Democrats. One columnist even called Obama "the first AsianAmerican president." One area where politicians do make concessions is representation. Asian-Americans make up 5 percent of the population, but only about 1 percent of elected officials. So they want candidates to include more Asian-Americans in their administrations. President Bush earned points by appointing Elaine Chao secretary of labor. On a questionnaire, Hillary Clinton promised to select Asian-American judges; Obama balked at quotas but committed to appointing qualified AsianAmericans. Experts offer up all sorts of other solutions to the relative invisibility of Asian-Americans in politics. Terry Ao, director of the Asian American Justice Center, argues that congressional districts must be redrawn to consolidate the Asian-American vote. She also says the U.S. census understates their population—since Asian-Americans value their privacy and immigrants are often afraid to provide information—and needs tweaking. Voter registration is another solution. Once AsianAmericans register, says Lee, they vote in high numbers. Some activists also encourage pollsters to include "Asian-American" as a demographic, instead of lumping it in with "Other." And of course, electing more Asian-American leaders would raise their profile considerably. The best-known Asian-American politicians now are probably Hawaii Sens. Daniel Inouye and Daniel Akaka, both Democrats, and Chao and Louisiana Gov. Bobby Jindal, both Republicans. Since 1980, the Asian-American population has tripled. By 2030, it's expected to nearly double again. Meanwhile, AsianAmericans are flooding battleground states like Nevada, Minnesota, and Virginia faster than other immigrant groups. So 70/105 maybe 80-20 shouldn't be telling Asian-Americans how to vote. Maybe it should be telling them where to move. swingers So You Think You're a Swing Voter? Think again: It depends on whether you live in a swing state. By John Dickerson Tuesday, September 30, 2008, at 8:23 PM ET If you are lonely, declare yourself a swing voter. You'll get lots of attention. Volunteers will come to your house with reading material. Politicians will beam at you. The pollsters will come in swarms. Tell them you are either undecided or committed but willing to change your mind. Your phone will ring incessantly, and if it's not a legitimate pollster, it'll be a push-pollster telling horror stories or a reporter who wants to know your every whim. If you frequent a diner or some other authentic-looking eatery near a major airport, a network producer will put you on television. current polls, which are now quite favorable for Obama. Statewide polls can be unreliable, though, because of small samples and crazy methodology, so analysts also look at other cues like party registration. If the party that is traditionally the underdog is signing up lots of new voters—perhaps enough to make up for the 2004 margin—it might hint that the state is really in play. In traditionally red Colorado, for example, Democrats have seen the number of registered voters grow. It's also worth checking who or what else is on the ballot: Antiunion initiatives in Colorado might help McCain, while popular candidates like Mark Warner, who is running for Senate in Virginia, might help Obama. When determining swing states, there is really only one ironclad rule: Don't listen to what the campaigns say. They will claim to be competing in states they're not serious about to throw off their opponent and make them spend time, money, and attention defending their turf. Just one thing, though: Do you live in a swing state? You don't? Oh—then, never mind. If you're lonely, get a dog. Instead, watch where the campaigns spend their time and money. The best way to tell whether a campaign is serious about a state is if the campaigns are spending money on advertisements and staff and offices in the state. And the most important indicator is how much time the candidate is spending in the state. If the candidate's spouse goes but the candidate doesn't, it probably means the campaign is not hopeful about the state but not yet willing to take it totally off the list. There may have been a time when the political world cared about the views of voters in non-swing states, but with just 34 days until the election—and some voting already under way—all that matters is what happens in the 15 or so states that will determine whether Barack Obama or John McCain will win the 270 electoral votes necessary to become the next president. Iowa is an interesting test case of this theory: It's a true swing state. Gore won it in 2000. Bush won it in 2004. Obama has been ahead there consistently in the polls. He started his campaign with a caucus victory in Iowa. McCain has constantly bashed ethanol subsidies, as he did in the last debate, which doesn't endear him to some Iowa voters. You've heard of most of the battleground states before. Ohio and Florida are the two most famous, making all of the other swing states jealous because they've had movies made about them. Michigan, Wisconsin, Pennsylvania, and New Mexico are also among the traditional swing states that have supported candidates from both parties in recent elections. The upshot is that Obama campaign aides think they've got the state locked up. The McCain team, meanwhile, says it's seen a dramatic pickup in Republican support in Iowa, mirroring a larger trend it sees across the battleground states. Since the Palin pick, McCain aides say, the number of volunteers willing to make calls and knock on doors in swing states has surpassed the number who did so in 2004 for George Bush. They say this boost of energy has been particularly strong in Iowa, where Republicans' support for McCain was far less enthusiastic than Democrats' support for Obama. The number of battleground states is not fixed. Different news organizations have varying counts. NBC, CNN, the Washington Post, the New York Times, Mark Ambinder, and Pollster.com, all see it slightly differently. The slight distinction among the different analysts is about which new states will be accorded the coveted "swing state" title and which traditional swing states should fall off the list. Indiana and North Carolina are new states flickering in the desirable "tossup" category, whereas Iowa, a state George W. Bush won in 2004, appears to be headed out of McCain's reach. To determine the states that are truly competitive, we start with the states that historically have been close and then look at the Copyright 2008 Washingtonpost.Newsweek Interactive Co. LLC They're blowing smoke, right? Perhaps. But McCain has been to Iowa twice in the last two weeks, and he's running ads there. There's nothing more precious in the final days of a campaign than the candidate's time. A candidate's visit generates enthusiasm among supporters, helps organize volunteers, and gets lots of local news coverage. You don't waste that on a state that's not in play. McCain's advisers might still be wrong about Iowa. But at least they're backing up their beliefs with their candidate. 71/105 A few months ago, when the Obama campaign said it was going to compete in Indiana, it looked as if it was just making mischief. A Democrat hasn't won the state since 1964. But the state is starting to look as if it might be a genuine tossup. Polls are tightening—particularly one from respected pollster Ann Seltzer—and Republicans seem to feel some genuine level of threat. The Republican National Committee is running ads there against Obama. North Carolina is like Indiana. It is not a swing state in the sense that it swings from one party to the other from election to election. It has been reliably Republican since 1976, but there is a hint it may swing this time. Obama is up in the polls, riding a wave of concern about the economy and perhaps even growing fears about Sarah Palin. Once campaigns fix on their battleground states, they run a twotrack strategy. First, they reach out to their base with highly partisan appeals. But because they can't win with their base alone, they hunt for those weakly committed and undecided swing voters. Though swing voters get lots of attention, they're nothing without a strong base—as George McGovern, Michael Dukakis, and John Kerry learned. All three won the swing vote, according to post-election polls, but none had enough of a base vote to win. Just because you say you're an independent or unaffiliated voter doesn't mean you're a swing voter. A lot of people who are registered independents turn out to be hidden partisans, and a portion of those who are registered in one of the two parties are nevertheless up for grabs. The former Hillary Clinton supporters have been a vocal example from the current election cycle. Studies over the years have shown that swing voters tend to be less engaged with the campaign than partisans and are slightly less educated and more moderate. They often live in suburbs, especially what political scientists call urbanizing suburbs, which can be found between the metropolitan Democratic strongholds and the Republican fringe suburbs and rural areas— areas like the suburbs outside Philadelphia, where McCain and Obama are fighting over the issue of stem-cell research. McCain pitched himself to moderate voters as a champion of such research. Obama responded with ads contending, incorrectly, that McCain is opposed to it. McCain aides are happy even to be in this fight. The Philadelphia suburbs were thought to be lost to Republican candidates. There have been many efforts to find the one key voting bloc that will turn the election—soccer moms, Wal-Mart Moms, office-park Dads—but in "The Future of Red, Blue and Purple America," Ruy Teixeira explains why those descriptions have always been either too simplistic or wildly wrong. It's more likely that the winning candidate will need to make inroads into a variety of swing groups. McCain will have to retain his party's traditional advantage among men while trying to convince independents and soft Democrats to support him. These voters are torn, says McCain pollster Bill Bill Mcinturff. They "really admire" McCain, he says, but they also want "to make absolutely sure that there's going to be change, including change on the economic front." McCain's aides say that since the Palin pick, they have seen some improvement among professional women. They also say it's fallen off as the Obama campaign has reached out to those same women by stressing Obama's positions on the economy and on abortion. The Democratic Leadership Council argues that Obama, even if he performs well among Democratic constituencies, needs to make inroads into white working-class voters—those men and women with no college degree who work and live in the competitive suburbs. He doesn't have to win that group. (Democrats haven't since 1984.) He just needs not to lose by a wide margin. Polls suggest he may be on his way. Obama has the clear advantage over McCain with voters on the issues of the economy and who will change Washington. He has also been shrinking his gap with McCain on which candidate has the qualities necessary to be president. As the science of targeting all voters becomes more precise— Obama voters prefer Starbucks; McCain voters prefer WalMart—identifying voters who are undecided has become even more refined. Instead of focusing on large blocs of swing voters, campaigns can now target blocs within blocks, like gun-owning women with children who live in suburbs. So if you have decided to be a swing voter, don't be surprised if the campaigns already know a lot about you when they come calling. swingers Don't Take It for Granite Democrats control New Hampshire, but Obama still faces a tough battle here. Swing-voter makeup varies from state to state. Latino voters play a larger role in Colorado, New Mexico, and Nevada. The targeted suburbs in Virginia and Pennsylvania are more moderate than those around St. Louis or Cincinnati. In states like Pennsylvania, Ohio, and Michigan, the uncommitted voters tend to be older, whereas in growth states like Colorado, Nevada, and Virginia they tend to be younger. Copyright 2008 Washingtonpost.Newsweek Interactive Co. LLC By John Swansburg Monday, September 29, 2008, at 5:02 PM ET CONCORD, N.H.—At first glance, New Hampshire looks like it's Barack Obama's to lose. Though George W. Bush won the state in 2000, he did so narrowly. In 2004, John Kerry won a 72/105 slim victory here, making it the only state where Bush failed to repeat. Then came the 2006 midterms. The Democrats practically took over the state, unseating two Republican members of Congress, winning control of both houses of the state legislature, and returning Gov. John Lynch to office with 74 percent of the vote. They even won a majority on the state's unusual but influential executive council, when a septuagenarian probate bondsman named John Shea beat out a moderate Republican he'd lost to four times previously. (Apparently not sanguine about his chances, Shea left for a European vacation on Election Day. After some initial confusion, he was located at a Belgian hotel and notified of his victory via fax.) Yet if Obama is going to keep New Hampshire in the blue column, he's going to have to work at it. The state isn't as Democratic as the 2006 election makes it seem. And if any Republican can take it back, it's John McCain. The Democratic victories in 2006 were the result of several factors unique to the midterms. This election year, New Hampshire will do away with straight-ticket voting, but in 2006, voters had the option of pulling the lever for a party's whole slate of candidates. The election of John Shea suggests many did just that. With the wildly popular Lynch at the top of the ticket, and the Republican Party seen as responsible for a failing war, the Democrats were poised for a rout. What that rout belies is a state still closely split between Republicans and Democrats—at last count, the GOP held on to a small advantage of 4,891 more registered voters. With the presidential race now at the top of the ticket, and concern about Iraq eclipsed by worries about the economy and energy costs, Andrew Smith, director of the University of New Hampshire Survey Center, expects the 2008 results to look less like 2006 than like 2004. John Kerry carried the state by a mere 9,247 votes, and that was over Bush, whom even New Hampshire Republicans seem to like about as much as they like Carl Levin. By contrast, McCain and New Hampshire have maintained a robust mutual-appreciation society since 2000. In the state primary that year, he defeated Bush by an embarrassing 18 percentage points. In the 2008 primary, voters passed over a New Hampshire taxpayer (Mitt Romney, who owns a house on Lake Winnipesaukee) to revive McCain's flagging 2008 presidential bid. New Hampshire's license plates have made its "Live free or die" motto famous, but it's not just a motto. This is a state with no sales tax and no income tax on wages. It's the only state in the union without an adult seat-belt law. It's a state that grants its citizens an explicit "right of revolution"—see Article 10 of the state constitution—should the people's liberty ever become endangered. Such a place might seem to have a natural affinity for McCain, the self-styled "maverick" who boasts of his willingness to stand up for the causes he believes in, even if it Copyright 2008 Washingtonpost.Newsweek Interactive Co. LLC means breaking ranks with his own party. McCain's causes have also tended to resonate with the state's voters—his disdain for wasteful government spending appeals to New Hampshire's GOP and its right-leaning independents, who man one of the last outposts of Rockefeller Republicanism. Yet there's another, simpler explanation for McCain's popularity here: "His willingness to work his butt off," says David Carney, White House political director for the first President Bush and a Hancock resident. Since 1999, McCain has more or less made New Hampshire his second home (though he probably wouldn't put it that way, his home-count being a touchy subject). Instead, McCain is fond of telling a joke starring his late friend Mo Udall, another Arizona member of Congress who made a bid for the White House: "Guy in Concord says to another guy in Concord, 'What do you think of Mo Udall for president?' Other guy says, 'I don't know, I only met him twice.' " As McCain says, it's funny because it's true: New Hampshire's primary has outsized importance, and voters here are used to getting extra-special attention. McCain has been ubiquitous. In the run-up to the 2000 primary, he conducted more than 100 town hall meetings; in an effort to save his candidacy in 2008, he held 101 more. Even Arnie Arnesen, host of the liberal local talk show Political Chowder, praises McCain for how hard he's campaigned in the state and for his willingness to go on shows like hers. "I'd probably be invited to McCain's inaugural and not Barack's," Arnesen says with a laugh. "And I don't want him to win and he knows I don't want him to win." A couple of weekends ago, Obama was in the state for two public events, an evening rally in Concord, the state capital, and a Saturday-morning gathering in Manchester, its biggest city. (With 109,000 residents, it's hardly a metropolis, but compared with the sleepy villages that dot the rest of the state, it might as well be Vegas—which is what locals call it.) That same weekend, McCain did a toe-touch in New Hampshire, making a quick Sunday-afternoon visit to the small town of Loudon. Small, that is, except for the two weekends a year when its population jumps from about 4,500 to 150,000, as RVs full of NASCAR fans hitch up at the New Hampshire Motor Speedway. I'm only an occasional visitor to New Hampshire, but this was the second time I'd seen McCain at the same event—he'd shown up for the 2006 race, too. McCain mingled with voters in the infield and made brief remarks with Cindy standing at his side. ("That's his wife?" I overheard a Bobby Labonte fan ask his buddy. "Good for him.") The McCains got a warm welcome, though the fans I was standing with were clearly more excited to spot NASCAR legend "King" Richard Petty loping around the dais than to see the senior senator from Arizona on top of it. Eight years of campaigning here is a lot, but will it be enough? No one I spoke with, Democrat or Republican, was willing to venture a guess at who will prevail in New Hampshire, and the 73/105 polls show the candidates in a dead heat. (Same goes for the other big contest in the state, between incumbent Republican Sen. John Sununu and Democrat Jeanne Shaheen.) In the end, the race may come down to a force beyond the candidates' control—demographics. Southern New Hampshire has become the Republican stronghold, thanks to an influx of GOP voters from an unlikely source: Massachusetts. According to UNH's Smith, the Massachusetts transplants who have settled in places like Nashua and Salem tend to cite three reasons for moving: cheaper housing, lower taxes, and fewer liberals. But at the same time, retirees from places like New York and Connecticut are moving to New Hampshire's Lakes Region, and white-collar workers are moving from elsewhere in blue New England to take jobs in the state's expanding service sector. These voters may not have been around to attend multiple McCain town meetings. They may have moved to New Hampshire not in pursuit of Liberty but because they got a job at Fidelity. And they're probably going to vote for Barack Obama. technology Everything Means Nothing to Me MySpace Music lets you listen to pretty much every song ever recorded, and it still sucks. By Farhad Manjoo Thursday, October 2, 2008, at 4:42 PM ET In March, a Web designer named Justin Ouellette created a brilliant music-sharing site called Muxtape. Ouellette took his inspiration from the past—the Nick Hornby era of cassette mix tapes, a time when countless lovelorn souls fancied themselves the curators of high-concept custom albums. These days we've moved on to mixing CDs, but Ouellette—like everyone else who's bemoaned the state of the recording industry during the last decade—saw that the Internet had much greater potential to broadcast our musical tastes. With Muxtape, Ouellette made sharing music over the Web much simpler than creating a physical mix tape: Just upload your MP3s to the site, name your mix, and send the link—an easy-to-remember URL, yourmix.muxtape.com—to all your pals. That, at least, was Ouellette's vision—and for five months, Muxtape was a sublime reality. But not surprisingly, on Aug. 15, Ouellette's hosting service received a copyright infringement notice from the Recording Industry Association of America. Last week, Ouellette published a lengthy account of his dealings with label executives during the past half-year. His story reveals that the music industry has a more nuanced take on upstart musicsharing sites than it did in the Napster era. Only some of the industry reps Ouellette spoke to threatened to shut him down Copyright 2008 Washingtonpost.Newsweek Interactive Co. LLC immediately. The others wanted to discuss ways to license music to Muxtape—though at terms that Ouellette found onerous. Ouellette walked away from the talks; he says he's relaunching Muxtape as a place for bands to release music and manage relationships with their fans. As a simple mix-tape service, Muxtape is no more. I began to realize how much of a shame that is as I tested MySpace Music this week. Industry observers are calling the service—a joint project between MySpace and four major record labels that allows people to stream millions of songs online for free—a "breakthrough," though that term only highlights the industry's history of intransigence. Sure, it's nice that the music industry has finally found a way to give us free music while also compensating artists. (They'll get a share of the revenue the site generates from advertising.) But while the site may represent a breakthrough in business negotiations, it doesn't offer much that other online music services (both legal and illegal) haven't offered before. As I struggled to navigate its cluttered user interface, I thought fondly of dearly departed sites like Muxtape—services that weren't authorized by the industry but that succeeded because they offered a better experience than anything music executives have yet cooked up. MySpace Music does indeed let you listen to a huge number of songs through the Web. I found its catalog extensive—I was able to listen to most songs that I searched for within a few seconds of typing their names—but not complete. For instance, while I dug up a somewhat obscure Greek song (Stelios Kazantzidis' "Efuge Efuge," used in a memorable scene in Season 2 of The Wire), there were only a handful of tracks available from the new Jenny Lewis album. While MySpace Music may come in handy while you're at work or DJing a party, creating a streaming playlist from a huge catalog of songs isn't completely novel. At least two other industry-licensed music sites—Imeem and Last.fm—have offered the same service since last year; they, too, feature lots of songs but also many omissions. And none of these sites beat the simple, fast-loading user interface of YouTube, which remains the best place to search if you feel a sudden need to hear a song you don't have. With certain restrictions, MySpace Music also lets you share your playlists with your friends. This might have been its best feature, but the restrictions rankle: MySpace will allow you to make only one of your playlists public—you can't make one mix tape for your spouse and another for your mom. Worse, you can share your playlist only through your MySpace profile; if you want to send it to your co-workers, you've got to be OK with them seeing pictures of you dressed up as a drunken pirate. Imeem's playlist-sharing features are much better—it lets you share more playlists, and you can embed them on other sites. This gets to the single biggest problem with the MySpace Music service—it's MySpace's music service. Every feature remains tied to a social network that has become enormously popular 74/105 despite its terrible user interface and—since the rise of Facebook—appeals mostly to an adolescent demographic. You need to have a MySpace account to use MySpace Music; if you've resisted getting a MySpace profile, the music service isn't reason enough to sign up. Little about using MySpace Music is pleasant: Its song search engine, for example, is extremely limited, giving you no way to refine your query by narrowing it down to certain albums or versions of songs. When you search for a popular track—say, Lil Wayne's "Lollipop"—you get dozens of results and no explanation for how each version differs from the other. MySpace also lacks any "musicdiscovery" engine—it doesn't tell you what you might like based on what your friends like or what you've searched for or listened to in the past. Worst of all, the system is gummed up by ads. Every inch of every page is plastered with some flashy sponsorship message; along with being ugly and off-putting, the ads slow down the entire site. These annoying ads are expected to be quite lucrative for MySpace and the music industry. Record labels also hope that MySpace will present competition for Apple, which has gained enormous power in the music business through the iTunes Music Store—the largest retailer of music in the country, beating not only other online stores but also offline stores like Wal-Mart. But if the labels want to create an alternative to iTunes, they would do well to study its rise. Apple's genius was to minimize its service's restrictions by amping up its usability. People are willing to put up with iTunes' annoying copy-protection scheme because finding and buying songs there is amazingly fast, easy, and fun. The same holds for Hulu, the wonderful TV-streaming site that NBC and Fox launched last year. Sure, it has ads, but they don't crowd your entire field of view, and the sponsorship messages feel like a reasonable price for the service you're getting. MySpace Music doesn't elicit the same thrill. The site's design is so terrible and overly commercialized that not even the service's amazing breadth—remember, you can find nearly any song you want in seconds—can save it from being a drag to use. Still, MySpace Music offers some hope. Two years ago the idea that the music industry might allow a Web company to stream songs for free seemed unthinkable. But we've been getting music for free online for years now—a site that offers to give it to us legally isn't going to succeed unless it throws in features that haven't been implemented well elsewhere (like sharing playlists). And it's got to be pretty and work well, too. That the industry has taken a stab toward creating such a service is promising. Maybe someday it'll consider doing something as simple and elegant as Muxtape. As Ouellette put it in his farewell note: "The industry will catch up some day; it pretty much has to." Copyright 2008 Washingtonpost.Newsweek Interactive Co. LLC technology I'm a PC, and I'm Worried About My Image Microsoft's $300 million campaign to prove Windows isn't lame. By Farhad Manjoo Monday, September 29, 2008, at 4:08 PM ET Bill Gates hates Apple's "I'm a Mac/I'm a PC" ads. He argues that they exaggerate the difficulties of using Windows and, worse, that they're mean-spirited, maligning 90 percent of the computer-using public as "dullards" and "klutzes"—folks who don't belong at the cool table. "I don't know why [Apple is] acting like it's superior," he told Newsweek last year. "I don't even get it. What are they trying to say? Does honesty matter in these things—or if you're really cool, that means you get to be a lying person whenever you feel like it? There's not even the slightest shred of truth to it." Gates stepped away from a day-to-day role at Microsoft this summer, but the company's much-discussed new $300 million marketing campaign follows his critique of the Apple ads. Its core message: Hey, Apple, who are you calling square? Each ad begins with a John Hodgman look-alike—played by Sean Siler, a Microsoft engineer—who declares, "I'm a PC, and I've been made into a stereotype." He's followed by an international army of Windows users who tell us what makes each of them so special: "I'm a PC, and I'm not what you'd call hip," says a black scientist with a British accent. There's a geneticist, a graffiti artist, a shark biologist, a jeans designer, a guy who turns cow manure into fuel, and an astronaut. Gates pops in to say, "I'm a PC, and I wear glasses." "I wear glasses," replies a school kid in Africa. The most memorable quip, perhaps unintentionally, comes from mind-body guru Deepak Chopra: "I am a PC and a human being. Not a human doing. Not a human thinking. A human being." I don't think that's meant to make you laugh. While the ads' tone is light, they're self-consciously self-serious. The people in these spots don't just use PCs, they are P.C.—in contrast to Apple's white-bread twosome, everything about them is politically, racially, environmentally, and ideologically correct. Where Apple once held up the great men and women of our age for their courage to "Think different," Microsoft seems to be saying that each of us is special in our own way—special enough that we don't need software to define us. It's the sort of message you rarely hear now that Stuart Smalley is off the air, and as a Windows user, I suppose I should be grateful for the affirmation. In reality, I'm slightly embarrassed by the suggestion that I should be doing something great with my machine. I'm a PC, and I spend my days looking for silly things online. Am I using the wrong computer? 75/105 Still, the new ads mark a clever marketing turn. Unlike Apple, Microsoft seldom traffics in cultural commentary. Many of its TV ads resemble spots for luxury cars—they feature lots of shots of businessmen getting things done and vague promises of future efficiencies. As a result, most are completely forgettable. There are only two Windows commercials I can call to mind: the launching spot for Windows 95, which was great mostly for its soundtrack (the Stones' "Start Me Up"), and the recent illadvised "Mojave Experiment" campaign for Windows Vista, which sought to prove that people can be fooled into loving Microsoft's software. What makes the new ads notable, of course, is their swagger. Microsoft has decided to fight Apple on its own turf, taking on the idea that Steve Jobs and co. are better, smarter, and hipper than everyone else. In business, taking a rival's ads too seriously is a risky gambit. In the 1980s, Coke famously responded to the "Pepsi Challenge" campaign—which showed that people prefer Pepsi in blind taste tests—by changing its formula. New Coke didn't work out so well. But unlike Coca-Cola, Microsoft needed to respond to Apple. Even if they are mean, Apple's ads seem to be working. While the Mac's market share still isn't close to that of Windows, Macs have seen faster sales growth than PCs in the last year, and Windows Vista, routinely panned in Apple's ads, is now routinely panned by a lot of people who haven't used it. Even if they are a little saccharine, the core message of Microsoft's ads—that Apple is snooty—should resonate. That's because Apple is snooty. Here's a quote from Steve Jobs, circa the mid-1990s: "The only problem with Microsoft is they just have no taste. They have absolutely no taste." Apple's corporate identity is built on that mind-set—on its supposed underdog exclusivity, on the idea that choosing a Mac is an act of noble rebellion against the totalitarian IBM-Microsoft regime. Apple has been very successful in cementing this image. I once asked Jason Snell, the editorial director of the company that publishes Macworld magazine, about the difference between people who buy Macs and people who buy Windows. No one buys Windows, he said. There are only Mac people: people who've consciously chosen to buy a computer for its differences. Folks who use Windows didn't choose to use Windows—they don't make any decision at all. They just took what everyone else had. The last time I needed a new computer, I made my decision based on price, not operating system: A Dell was the cheapest machine I could find. (I'm not completely a Windows person; as a tech columnist, I switch computers often, and I've owned several Macs over the years.) Microsoft's new ads suggest that my kind of nondecision is OK. Being in the lazy majority is just fine because, hey, you study sharks, and that's pretty awesome. To be sure, inclusivity is a harder sell than exclusivity. "Hey, we're conformists!" just isn't as catchy as, "Hey, we're special and different!" Copyright 2008 Washingtonpost.Newsweek Interactive Co. LLC But perhaps the Windows hordes can rally around their shared annoyance at Apple's ads. After two years of seeing Justin Long's Mac tweak John Hodgman's PC, don't you want to grab him by the hoodie and tell him to get a real job? But getting annoyed at Apple isn't the same as rallying around Windows. As they are, Microsoft's new ads probably won't rehabilitate its image. Some adjustments are in order: Make the ads funnier, less serious, and more visually and stylistically appealing. Yes, make them more like the Apple ads. I'd also suggest expanding Gates' role: Once regarded as a corporate villain, he has morphed, over the years, into a saintly figure, and he makes for a very likable mascot for the firm. But even though they need work, the new ads mark a good start. Microsoft isn't facing any sort of emergency. Its market share isn't plunging. What it needs is a slight adjustment of its image, a new gloss on an aging brand. If it persists with this campaign— goosing Apple for being exclusive, painting itself as not terribly out of touch—it might one day be cool to identify yourself as a PC. television The End of Star Wars With a new television series, the space opera reaches its logical conclusion. By Troy Patterson Friday, October 3, 2008, at 11:27 AM ET More mischievous than ever our old friend Yoda these days is. On the new weekly series Star Wars: The Clone Wars (Cartoon Network, Fridays at 9 p.m. ET), the tiny Jedi master seems tinier than ever, trickier, too. Bouncing through a battle scene in the second episode, he scurries acrobatically—a wise and wiseass jumping bean. Deftly does he outmaneuver some robots controlled by an Eartha-Kittenish villainess named Ventress. In the 3-D digital animation of this series, his skin glows a healthy shade of moss, and his sprightliness helps this latest George Lucas diversion achieve some commendable action-adventure zip. Watching The Clone Wars, I decided that it would entertain certain discerning sixth-graders—and this was even after recognizing that these warm feelings have been conditioned over three decades. The relentless grandeur of John Williams' old score simply excites a Pavlonian response, with its fanfare for common boyishness triggering a stream of drool from any American male with the slightest trace of geek in his makeup. To appease the more committed geeks in the audience, I should note that this show is not to be confused with the article-free Star Wars: Clone Wars, an animated series from 2003. Rather, it follows a theatrical film titled Star Wars: The Clone Wars, 76/105 which opened to contemptuous reviews in August and, critics presumed, existed foremost as a feature-length promo for the state-of-the-art show that debuts Friday night. The new series depicts some military campaigns that unfolded around the time of the two most recent live-action Star Wars films. Those also being the two most soulless installments of Lucas' space opera, most sane adults will not have the strength even to begin sorting out what is up with all the confederacies and coalitions in this corner of the galaxy. It is enough to that know that Anakin Skywalker and his cleft chin are around and that they bring a nobility of purpose to blowing things up. Many of the objects of this up-blowing are clones, which enables the show to achieve an impressive body count without disturbing a parent's moral sense. Some clones, especially the good guys, experience moments of torture in their hand-me-down spirits. "We're just clones, sir," one says to his boss in a moment of peril. "We're meant to be expendable." Here, Anakin has a spunky wisp of a girl sidekick named Ahsoka Tano. She's a space-opera cutie (full lips, retroussé nose, striped hair) on a mission to win over a female audience—a kind of avatar for both the children who've only recently outgrown Dora the Explorer and older, dorkier girls given to fantasizing about entering hyperspace while wearing a tube top. Ahsoka and Anakin squabble like 10-year-olds playing My First Flirtation. In the first episode—titled, with a melodramatic majesty that's vintage Lucasfilm, "Rising Malevolence"—the two of them play hooky in order to go on a rescue mission with one-in-a-million odds, and they bicker. At the end of the episode, after disobeying orders to go on their humanitarian lark, they're ordered into a meeting with the Jedi Council for a slap on the wrist. Uplifting Anakin says to perky Ahsoka: "Through it all, you never gave up. You did a great job, but if I'm getting in trouble for this, you're gonna share some of the blame, too. So, c'mon, let's go!" She replies: "Right beside, ya, sky guy!" Then R2-D2 tweets and toodles like a bemused chaperone. Cute! Too cute? Does it matter!? The Clone Wars feels like the logical terminus of Star Wars' three-decades-old adventure in prolonged preadolescence. In the '70s, critics Michael Pye and Lynda Myles pegged the wizardly original as "pinball on a cosmic scale." The new series aspires to the level of a virtualreality game. That's both the source of its great visual charm and the key to its emptiness, which is too dull to get worked up about—it's a vision of storytelling as a game that's all sensation, and it's meant to be expendable. television Subprime Time Copyright 2008 Washingtonpost.Newsweek Interactive Co. LLC Watching the financial networks during the meltdown. By Troy Patterson Wednesday, October 1, 2008, at 5:24 PM ET With Monday having gone down as Wall Street's bleakest day since the 1987 crash, Tuesday rated as the hairiest in the history of the financial news networks. It was business as unusual, with the journalists of burnished CNBC, gaudy Fox Business, and dapper little Bloomberg variously barking with compensatory confidence and squirming abjectly, asking for frank assessments and pleading for Panglossian answers, quelling panic and reflecting it. Perhaps CNBC's Dennis Kneale, showing his sensitive side and feeling bullish about catharsis, made the best show of converting hysteria into a laugh line: "It's awfully scary out there, so what should you do with your money? I think you should cry over it." That was around 1 p.m. on Power Lunch. The Dow was bouncing back, and Kneale's colleague Bob Pisani, diligently parsing the weirdness of traders basing their decisions on the most fleeting illusions of political winds, was starting to run out of synonyms for weird. "We're in a bizarre world," he had said. "Are we in a strange world or what?" he would yet say. It is quite a peculiar world indeed, thought the viewer, when a channel promises man-on-the-street reactions from "Main Street" and then delivers vox pops taped in downtown Manhattan. CNBC introduced a few such segments to the strains of a horrorshow score, a snippet of apprehensive violins. At the bottom of the screen in the chyron, the network asked, "Is Your Money Safe?" This was the central question of the day, and one that CNBC tended to address with thoroughness and sobriety, but it was being posed in a font—grotty, rotted-out, fit for the opening credits of some apocalyptic thriller or lurid prison documentary—that implied that your money was presently being excreted by cash-eating bacteria. Meanwhile, the Fox Business Network ran promos razzing CNBC for slacking in its coverage over the weekend. Fox boasted, "We own this story." (On the off chance it actually does, would not Tuesday have been a good time to sell?) Being the financial news network most directly engaged with politics, Fox cut, around 11 a.m., to John McCain on the campaign trail in Iowa, where he gave Main Street a meat-and-potatoes lecture on the credit crisis. Being the financial news network most directly engaged in propaganda, Fox followed the speech with analysis claiming that McCain was "really getting into the nittygritty" in the talk, when really the senator had not dared to say anything that might surprise the most average freshman in the most remedial macroeconomics course. Being the financial news network furthest down-market, Fox soon thereafter ran a commercial for a gizmo that hones the blades of disposable razors. 77/105 The network was a bit at odds with itself. The screens behind the anchor desk counted away at an indignant "rescue watch." Pardon me: "RE$CUE WATCH." At 11:15 a.m., it had been "1 Day, 16:15:30" since, like, Harry Reid and Nancy Pelosi had ordered the release of the money-eating supergerms and then commenced to cackle. Meanwhile, in front of the screen, anchor Dagen McDowell was fixing a smile bright as searchlights at the camera, as if trying to restore consumer confidence through the exuberant baring of optimistic teeth. Like her Fox colleagues and the CNBC competition, she seemed more than slightly frazzled and wired—a messenger unwillingly getting accustomed to the sensation of being shot at. Send in your emails, she implored viewers, "even if it's hate mail! Just don't make it threats!" The mood at Bloomberg was notably more subdued, with academics offering cool reason, investors soberly pushing the "remarketing" of the failed bailout bill, and the understated stock ticker crawling with good news in suave green. (Compare this with Fox's garish neoclassical looks or CNBC's silver graphical bling and the sound-effect whoosh of its incoming updates.) And anchor Deirdre Bolton was a revelation in a tweed blazer. On the Monday of "Wall Street's free fall"—those were Bolton's words, said with a steel you want to hang onto—Vanity Fair released a profile of CNBC's Maria Bartiromo and Erin Burnett that gapes at the extent to which business television has become a babe game. ("On the floor of the N.Y.S.E., the Fox women are referred to as 'the Foxtrots,' says the producer of a rival network, because 'they trot around the floor in unbelievably unprofessional clothing.' ") Boys, if you prefer your financial journalism delivered pulchritudinously, but if the crass tartiness of the Foxtrots only turns your thoughts to plumbing (the need to make yourself clean again, the urge to hose off their makeup), then do tune into Bloomberg's In Focus, co-hosted by capable Bolton and her fabulous cheekbones. But I suspect that superstardom will elude Bolton, that she is destined to remain a coterie item, as this subset of TV news has a rather particular sense of subtlety. The mood at CNBC's investment-cheerleading show Mad Money was also relatively subdued on Tuesday. Host Jim Cramer went easy on punctuating his pro-speculation monologue with sound effects (machine-gun fire, Handel's Messiah). In abusing a toy bird—his way of attacking, in effigy, the parrots of conventional wisdom—he restrained himself to stabbing the thing and working it over with a hatchet and chewing on its head. Turning to the theme of intestinal distress, Jim Cramer merely doused a Jim Cramer bobble-head doll with liquid antacid. On business TV, the potential for a second Great Depression is nothing to worry about. The only thing we have to fear is mania. The Big Sort House Members Aren't Supposed To Just "Vote Their Districts" Why representatives can support the bailout bill even if their constituents hate it. By Bill Bishop Thursday, October 2, 2008, at 5:29 PM ET the browser Blogging for Dollars How do bloggers make money? By Michael Agger Wednesday, October 1, 2008, at 6:28 PM ET Last week, the blog search engine Technorati released its 2008 State of the Blogosphere report with the slightly menacing promise to "deliver even deeper insights into the blogging mind." Bloggers create 900,000 blog posts a day worldwide, and some of them are actually making money. Blogs with 100,000 or more unique visitors a month earn an average of $75,000 annually—though that figure is skewed by the small percentage of blogs that make more than $200,000 a year. The estimates from a 2007 Business Week article are older but juicier: The LOLcat empire rakes in $5,600 per month; Overheard in New York gets $8,100 per month; and Perez Hilton, gossip king, scoops up $111,000 per month. With this kind of cash sloshing around, one wonders: What does it take to live the dream—to write what I know, and then watch the money flow? From the perspective of someone who doesn't blog, blogging seems attractive. Bloggers such as Jason Kottke ($5,300/month) and the Fug girls ($6,240/month) pursue what naturally interests them without many constraints on length or style. While those two are genuine stars of the blogging world, there are plenty of smaller, personal blogs that bring in decent change with the Amazon Associates program (you receive a referral fee if someone buys a book, CD, etc. via a link from your blog) and search ads from Google. (The big G analyzes your site and places relevant ads; you get paid if people click on them.) Google-ad profiteering is an entire universe in and of itself—one blogger by the name of Shoemoney became famous (well, Diggfamous) when he posted a picture of himself with a check from Google for $132,994.97 for one month of clicks. Blogs with decent traffic and a voice are also getting snapped up by blog-ad networks, which in turn package them as niche audiences to advertisers. On Blogads, advertisers can choose the "Blogs for Dudes!" hive or the "Jewish Republican Channel." Federated Media groups blogs into subjects such as "Parenting" Copyright 2008 Washingtonpost.Newsweek Interactive Co. LLC 78/105 and "News 2.0"; there is also a boutique network for blogs that don't want to cover themselves with ads called The Deck. These networks present blogs as "grassroots intellectual economy" and describe their audiences as loyal, engaged, and likely to see ads as not just ads, but useful bits of information. This may be a comfort to squeamish indie bloggers since it hints that putting ads on your site is not selling out but helping out. While monetizing your blog may be easier than ever, all of this comes with an ever-present hammer: the need to drive traffic. This month, the writer/blogger/productivity thinker Merlin Mann opened a window onto his angst with an anniversary post. Mann is best-known as the creator of the Hipster PDA (a modified Moleskine notebook) and his Inbox Zero talk (turn your e-mail into actions). In a post titled "Four Years," Mann sketches out how his site, 43 Folders, grew from a personal dumping ground for his "mental sausage" into a full-featured destination for productivity nerds and life-hackers. In 2005, he experienced a key transition: At some point that year, 43f became the surreal and unexpected circus tent under which my family began drawing an increasing amount of its income. This was weird, but it was also exactly as gratifying as it sounds. Which is to say, "very." But, my small measure of something like success did not go unnoticed. In fact, the popularity of small blogs like 43 Folders contributed to the arrival of a gentrifying wagon train of carpetbaggers, speculators, and confidence men, all eager to pan the web's glistening riverbed for easy gold. And, brother, did these guys love to post and post and post. Mann's problem was especially acute. His income was partially dependent on advertising, and ads are sold on a cost-perimpression basis. That is, the more traffic you have, the more ads you can sell (and also the more chances that someone will click on one of the Google ads or affiliate links on your site). But a site that teaches you how to streamline your tasks and free your time yet constantly shovels new posts, lists, and information at you is oxymoronic—and also kind of moronic. Mann could have overlooked this contradiction, but he chose instead to live his advice. Declaring an end to "productivity pr0n," Mann has promised fewer, better posts and rolled out a new mission statement: "43 Folders is Merlin Mann's website about finding the time and attention to do your best creative work." The further irony here is that Mann's less-is-more strategy may prove to be more profitable. The usability guru Jakob Nielsen has long recommended that experts "write articles, not blog postings," with the idea that demonstrating expertise is the best way to distinguish yourself from Internet amateurs and ultimately persuade someone to pay you for your Copyright 2008 Washingtonpost.Newsweek Interactive Co. LLC insights. In Mann's case, that might mean less ad revenue but more speaking engagements. Once a blog hobbyist goes pro, he or she faces a daily pressure to churn out new material. In the wrong mind, that can lead to top-10 lists, recycled ideas, half-baked notions, lots of viral videos, and a general increase in information pollution. Is there any way out of this scenario? In 2005, Jason Kottke announced that he had quit his job to blog full-time and asked his readers to become "micropatrons" at a suggested rate of $30. He received $39,900 from 1,450 people but abandoned the experiment after a year. Kottke is vague about the reasons why he swore off micropatronage, but he suggests that he was worried that people wouldn't donate year after year. In order to build a bigger audience and potential new donors, he would have had to do some of the cheesy things to drive traffic (i.e., "Top Five Best" posts) and/or become a cult of personality (overshare, start flame wars, social network relentlessly). These days, he accepts ads as part of the Deck network. The bloggers at the vanguard of the post-quality-vs.-postquantity debate are those who work for Nick Denton's Gawker media. This year, Denton introduced a new pay system that gave his bloggers a base salary and also paid them a quarterly bonus based upon the amount of page views their items receive. Or to oversimplify, they were being paid by popularity. (To follow the complicated ins and outs of the "blogonomics" of the Gawker pay structure, read Felix Salmon's Portfolio blog.) The memo explains the decision as an effort to reward and encourage more original, scoopy items, but, as Denton's writers and ex-writers quickly pointed out, there's not an obvious correlation between quality and page views. Despite a few exceptions, such as the Tom Cruise Scientology video, no one can predict a Web hit. Do we get the blogs we deserve? We vote by click, after all. Perhaps we shouldn't look at all those top 10 lists and Britney Spears photos. Successful blogs, such as Zen Habits, tend to balance the more fast-food type posts with longer, more complex ideas that will presumably keep readers coming back—although there are plenty of people who make a living posting dubious crap. Perhaps the escape route out of a hit-driven blogosphere is all of our newfound "friends." The Internet has always been very good at counting page views but not so great at assigning value to what's actually in those pages. Facebook, FriendFeed, StumbleUpon, and the sharing feature of Google Reader have their annoying, nudgy aspects, but they allow us to rely on one another to sort out what is interesting and worthy. Put it on a Tshirt: Friends Don't Let Friends Read Bad Content. the chat room Up for Debate Emily Bazelon and Dahlia Lithwick take readers' questions about tonight's vice- 79/105 presidential face-off. Thursday, October 2, 2008, at 4:46 PM ET Slate "XX Factor" bloggers Emily Bazelon and Dahlia Lithwick were online at Washingtonpost.com to chat with readers about the vice-presidential debate between Sarah Palin and Joe Biden. An unedited transcript of the chat follows. Emily Bazelon: Hi Everyone, Thanks for joining us. Dahlia and I are looking forward to tackling your questions. The pre-debate debate! _______________________ On the other hand, the account in the NYT of Palin's past debate performances offers some reason to worry on her account: "Ms. Palin often spoke in generalities and showed scant aptitude for developing arguments beyond a talking point or two. Her sentences were distinguished by their repetition of words, by the use of the phrase here in Alaska and for gaps. On paper, her sentences would have been difficult to diagram." Hmm. Doesn't sound like this is her great strength. Here's the link. _______________________ Malvern, Pa.: I am so confused by Sarah Palin I can't even stand it. How can someone who is obviously articulate in her own folksy way (based on her Alaska debate videos) come across as so vacant and inarticulate in the Kate Couric interviews? It's not that she should be an expert on every Supreme Court decision; even if she couldn't name one, she at least should have been able to put together a couple of sentences like "we're going to nominate judges who won't legislate from the bench or take liberties with our Constitution." In your opinion, which Sarah Palin is going to show up tonight? Also, if you got to ask her one and only one question, what would it be? Dahlia Lithwick: Hi there Malvern and thanks for the great question. My husband put the same query this way last night: "Dahlia how can you keep saying Pain is horrible at interviews but will be great at the debate? What? What???!" I think you are right that the Sarah Palin who shows up tonight will be very different from the one who tried to fake her way through the Couric interviews. I have seen video of her earlier debates. She is good. She has 90 seconds to respond tonite. No cagey followup questions. I bet you see the gal who wowed them at the convention more than the one who gets spoofed on SNL. She is better in a crowd, better in a debate, and better against an opponent. If I could ask her just one question it would be "Who isn't a media elite?" _______________________ Boston: I don't think people should assume Palin is going to be terrible because of her Couric interviews, because my understanding is that they all were done on the same day. So maybe she just got knocked off her stride early on and never got it back. However, if she can't recover after a break in her stride, that seems like invaluable information for Biden. Emily Bazelon: Agreed—good call not to assume Palin can't handle the debate because she couldn't handle Couric. The TV interviews were open-ended. Couric asked good follow-up questions. The debate is a far more canned format. Palin should be able to stick to what she knows more easily. Copyright 2008 Washingtonpost.Newsweek Interactive Co. LLC Salt Lake City: If, as Politico is reporting today, Palin's strategy is to go on the attack against Biden, how does he respond without looking like he's weak or, alternately, looking like a bully? Personally, I kind of like the idea of (given the recent economic and congressional meltdown) of "taking the high road" so to speak ... such as: "in this crisis, the American people are less interested in a fight than in a clear description of plans to place us back on the right track ... here are mine—describe yours." What do you think? washingtonpost.com: Palin's new plan: Go after Biden (Politico, Oct. 2) Dahlia Lithwick: Hey Salt Lake and thank you for writing in. And I think you are onto something about the attack-doggery. Seems to me that McCain's chomping away at Obama last week backfired, or at least the polls suggest the audience was unimpressed. That surprised me, I confess. I though McCain had won the debate. But you speak to a new mood in the country that is more and more fatigued by attacks. People are terrified about their wallets and their 401ks and their sons in Iraq. Its not clear a slam at community organizers will close the deal anymore. I would add that Obama's ability to "take the high road" most of the time seems to be paying off just now. That said Palin lies to do scrappy. Its hard to imagine her doing anything else but going after Biden full tilt. _______________________ Minneapolis: Ms. Bazelon, I enjoyed your piece detailing the painful watching of Palin's wretched performance. Do you really think that Palin's performance in tonight's debate and the rest of the campaign will make a difference for female presidential candidates in four years? Has Clinton already broken the glass ceiling, or is Palin's nomination really making it less likely to have viable women candidates for the White House in the foreseeable future? 80/105 Emily Bazelon: Hey thank you. Yes, I do think Palin's performance matters. Clinton should have definitely broken this glass ceiling. But that doesn't mean she did. She's one example of a female candidate for president who oozed competence. But until we have a bunch of other examples, she and Palin are an n of 2. That makes them both important to voters' perceptions. I'm not arguing that Palin can undo what Clinton accomplished exactly. But she can fuzz it up, create new room for doubt, or really new excuses for people who remain skeptical about a woman in the White House, or the Office of the Vice President. _______________________ Main Street: Who do you think will be the primary viewers of tonight's debate—those who don't like Palin and are hoping to see her fall on her face, or those who do like her and are hoping to see her score against Biden? I don't think there's really a middle ground at this point. Emily Bazelon: I think the audience will be big for a VP debate. For one thing, aren't we all expecting a little entertainment? If it's all dry and executed via boring sound bite, I know I'll be disappointed. Given that Palin's poll numbers are down, maybe there are more detractors out there, and certainly she has sparked a backlash of women and men who want to see her fail, both because of her conservative policy views and her persona. But I'm sure Palin's fans will be tuning in to root her on. They are a loyal and energized group—as excited about her as Barack Obama's swooners are about him. _______________________ Northern Virginia: To me, the buzz around this debate is akin to that of a NASCAR race—half the people go for the racing, but the other half go in anticipation of a big wreck or two. I am very interested in seeing what each candidate has to say and how they say it, but I will admit—part of me wants to see a wreck or two. Dahlia Lithwick: You know I am not even sure I know what a wreck would look like here. Having endured the brutally awful "I'll get back to ya" or Palin's anguished inability to discuss any Supreme Court cases it's hard to imagine tonight being any more likely to produce a truly groan-worthy moment. That said I am wearing a turtleneck in the event that I need to avert my eyes. As Emily noted in her piece, it is NEVER ever pleasant to witness a car wreck. Any thoughts on whether women are more inclined to cringe in these moments as men?? _______________________ Miami: Ms. Bazelon, you write: "Sarah Palin's murder boards have taken place in public. We've all watched her stumped and stumbling in her interviews with Katie Couric." You know that Copyright 2008 Washingtonpost.Newsweek Interactive Co. LLC Ms. Kouric's interview was totally hostile. No other candidate for national office has had followups in the form of "name another—this is your third and final chance, name another." That questioning is worthy of a third-grade school teacher abusing a student. You know that; no one can deny that. So, why do you ignore it in your article criticizing Palin? Look, you folks from Slate have dug yourselves one big hole. Can you really survive economically if all you do is pander to left-wing radicalism? Emily Bazelon: I thought Couric was pretty restrained, actually. She wouldn't have asked Palin the same question more than once if Palin had answered it the first time. When she asked Biden about a Supreme Court case he disagreed with, he answered readily and fluidly. There are other moments in his interview that she could have pressed harder on—I posted on Slate this morning about how his characterization of Roe v. Wade as representing "consensus" utterly puzzled me. But to me, the question that matters about Palin's interviews with Couric isn't whose fault they are. It's how we feel about a vice president who gives the kind of thin, not knowledgeable answers she gave. _______________________ Anonymous: From Dahlia's article: "When Palin tanks, it's good for the country if you want Obama and Biden to win, but it's bad for the future of women in national politics." I really don't agree with this—it may be bad for underqualified women in national politics, and thank god for that. "Pretty and spunky" shouldn't be enough when coupled with what seems like a one-dimensional thought process. I don't think Palin cares about knowing the details—she is a frightening morphing of Cheney and Bush. She's a Decider taking direction from God and doing her damnedest to keep her actions and communications out of reach from the public. No one from the XX factor seemed to have any love for Hillary when she was running, but it would be a fantastic thing to see her debate Palin tonight—we have no lack of competent women on the national political stage. I'm hoping this experience with Palin makes people appreciate the qualified women we do have. It was a cheap gambit to put her on the ticket, and let's all hope it fails. She will do women aspiring to that higher office no favors by being an incompetent first. Dahlia Lithwick: Anonymous, I half-corrected myself on that front in today's XX factor posting where I finally came round to observing, as you do, that Palin's problems transcend her gender and that women are starting to understand that part of gender freedom is the freedom to suck spectacularly on the national stage. I agree it would be tremendous to see a Hillary-Sarah debate but don't discount that some of Palin's toughest critics have been women too, from Couric's sharp interview to Campbell Brown's Free Sarah Palin to Kathleen Parker at NRO, the smart competent women you are looking for have been on 81/105 the front lines of diffusing the charge that attacks on Palin are all sexist. _______________________ Salt Lake City: I'm worried Palin is going to be cracking jokes and one-liners throughout the debate to distract people from the lack of substance in her statements. Should Biden laugh at her jokes? Should he try to be funny too (a scary thought, considering how often his foot is in his mouth)? Or should he try to be more serious and draw attention away from Palin's attempts to win our hearts? Emily Bazelon: Dahlia is the author of the genius piece giving advice to Biden for the debates (here's the link). I'll add my two cents: Biden should laugh at her jokes and generally try to come across as likeable and cheery. Palin does cheery well; he should try to, too. But I share your fear that if he tries to be funny he'll step in it. I think his main task is to be substantive and serious without being condescending. It will be enough if he staves off disaster by avoiding a big misstep. He's not the main show tonight. Palin is. _______________________ Potomac, Md.: Do you really think poll numbers will be changed materially by this debate, given that so many voters have formed opinions about Palin from the abysmal performance in the last month, and that Biden is such a known quantity already after both a long congressional tenure and presidential campaigns. Aren't we really just looking for good entertainment tonight, causing no real change the campaigns' standing? Dahlia Lithwick: I agree that the poll numbers will go where they will go regardless of tonight's debate, although I imagine the hope is that while Biden is, as you say, a known quantity, Palin might burnish some of that sparkle she had in early September. Will it change the outcome in November? prolly not. But would a great performance from her allay the widespread sense that McCain's judgment is just horrible? I think so. Emily Bazelon: Good points and smart prediction. Agreed that the follow-up question is what Palin most has to fear. I can see her performing the way you predict in terms of pithiness and one-liners. That's what I would have predicted after watching her initial launch and her speech at the convention. She seemed smart, dogged, poised, confident. She needs to be that Sarah Palin tonight, rather than the defensive, straining, tense candidate we've been seeing in these TV interviews. Can she pull that off on the open terrain of a debate? _______________________ Arlington, Va.: In regards to Couric being hostile to Palin, what I found most telling was when Couric sat down with both McCain and Palin, and McCain chastized Couric. It really had the feeling of a parent-teacher conference about a less-thanstellar student. Palin sat there, silent, letting "dad" do the talking. It spoke volumes to me, and not in Palin's favor. Emily Bazelon: Yes I don't think that moment did either McCain or Palin any favors. I don't really understand why they sat for that interview. The best way for them to rehabilitate Palin's image is to stick to the sympathetic airwaves of conservative talk radio and TV. There, the audience is with them, and the scorn of the MSM is a plus. The drawback, of course, is that they need the center as well as the Republican base to win, and the center isn't Rush Limbaugh's big draw. _______________________ Washington: Emily, in your article "The Un-Hillary" you talk about the possibility of a new glass ceiling to replace the one with the 18 million Hillary cracks. ... What do you think, specifically, that new glass ceiling will look like? Is Sarah Palin's entirely flawed and insulting candidacy the last chance women will get to achieve executive office in the U.S.? Also, does Pelosi have an effect on this new glass ceiling? Given that she has been so ineffective and was blamed (wrongly in my opinion, but blamed nonetheless) for the failure of the bailout package, do you think they will give the speaker role to another woman anytime soon? _______________________ Washington: Just a comment: I think Palin is going to do just fine tonight. My prediction is that she will hammer at Obama (and apparently Biden) with pithy statements and well-delivered one-liners. Seems to me she is a savvy politician, and can get a little mean and dirty with a smile on her face, which makes it come across as not so mean—just folksy and blunt. Full disclosure—I don't like Palin, and Obama's got my vote. That said, I think Palin is likely to step up to the plate tonight. Unless, of course, Gwen Ifill asks those pesky, specific follow-up questions. Copyright 2008 Washingtonpost.Newsweek Interactive Co. LLC Emily Bazelon: That's such a good set of questions. You know, this is the problem with having so few examples to choose from. Each one—Clinton, Pelosi, Palin—looms so large in our consciousness. It's not fair to any of them, really. Sigh. It's more than I can bear, however, to think that we've seen our last woman presidential candidate or speaker of the House for a while. That's such a stark conclusion to draw from the criticism of either Palin or Pelosi, or all of it combined. Two reasons to hope otherwise: However these women may falter—and I agree with you that the attacks on Pelosi have been overblown—they are still making the presence of women on the national stage into more of a norm. And also, there must be younger women and 82/105 girls out there with a talent for politics who are watching them and thinking: I could do that. I know I could. I think it's all over: McCain abandons efforts to win Michigan (AP, Oct. 2). _______________________ Dahlia Lithwick: wow Pittsburgh: Is there any way to criticize Palin's performances in her interviews (and, depending on what happens, in the debate) without falling into the trap about the media "picking on" Palin or somehow presenting "gotcha" questions? I'm a Republican, but I am so frustrated by my party right now (a very long story) and the way they are handing this election. To claim "gotcha journalism" for a question from a regular citizen makes no sense to me, but I don't see any way of refuting these arguments with logic given that every refutation is turned into another attack. _______________________ Dahlia Lithwick: Pittsburgh. You have just voiced my own frustration with this current campaign. This seize-the-victim race or what our wonderful John Dickerson characterizes as the fight for the greatest "umbrage" at every turn has so completely diminished the tone of the race. Everyone in the media is forced to pick their way thru the minefield of unacceptable words or ideas ("don't. say. lipstick.") and is left feeling silenced and angry. The public feels that the debate has been sullied by claims and counterclaims of victimhood and they are left feeling angry. And even the candidates are so sold on the Umbrage Express that they begin to claim—as has Palin—both that they will not talk to the media AND that the media is silencing them. Can you imagine if we ordered pizza in this sad, roundabout, coded fashion??? Is this any way to talk to one another about critical questions of governance? The good news is I think a lot of folks share your frustration at this narrow political conversation. Maybe we have hit maximum acceptable umbrage, and can retreat to sanity? Long Island, N.Y.: With the success of the media campaign to set expectations so low for Palin and so high for Biden, is it possible for Palin to lose and/or Biden to win? Feels like a brilliant set up to me. Emily Bazelon: Yes I hear you. It's hard to imagine that Palin won't exceed expectations. If she strings together coherent sentences, she'll go a ways toward putting to rest the painful, grimacing silences in her TV interviews. It'll be up to us to remember that crossing a very low bar doesn't mean winning. I don't think, though, that Biden loses if Palin simply doesn't fall on her face. It's more that anything like a tie will seem like a victory for her. Unless we remember not to grade on a curve. _______________________ Montreal: I was excited to see maybe some personality, some mud-slinging, some cringe-worthy awfulness. "Like watching two children play with a loaded gun," as Millbank put it earlier. But it actually is going to be vapid, substanceless and mindnumbingly boring, isn't it? Two people stiffly trying to avoid saying anything. I'm right, aren't I? Emily Bazelon: What a disappointment that will be! I'm holding out for a classic moment or two. Otherwise, it'll be hard to stay awake! _______________________ _______________________ Washington: I'm no Biden fan, but I know there is a debate about the debate, on how he should act tonight. I personally think he should give short and clean answers. Talk about the good of the nation. Take zero shots at Palin, but focus on McCain. If she wants to get nasty while he's nice, that's fine. Let her talk as much as possible—she is uncomfortable with quiet spaces. Emily Bazelon: Focusing on McCain could make Biden seem like the grown-up taking on the other grown up. On the other hand, if he ignores Palin entirely, that itself could seem dismissive or insulting. Plus he is after all running for the same office she is. So I think it's a tricky line to walk. Short and clean—hard to argue with that. _______________________ Copyright 2008 Washingtonpost.Newsweek Interactive Co. LLC Bloomfield, N.J.: I think Palin's assumed strategy of glittering generalities will work. Why? Because it worked last week for McCain. Time and again he repeated his talking points, even directly after Obama reasonably—and at length—defused and parried them. Could it be that Palin was picked specifically because she's so good at charging ahead with the canned reply, regardless of what the question was? Dahlia Lithwick: Bloomfield. Hiya. Why is it you think McCain's "glittering generalities" worked? The post debate polling I saw suggested Obama was the winner. You are right that the qualities Palin has brought to her scripted speeches and prior debates—folksiness, narrative, zingers, etc—probably appealed to the McCain camp when they picked her. But I can't help but feel that they misjudged the mood of the country (or perhaps more fairly, didn't plan on the financial crisis?) People are too freaked out for glittering generalities just now. And especially generalities of the Palin variety in which she uncorks 83/105 the same soundbytes over and over in response to a multitude of questions. The generalities lose some of the glitter with use, and start to sound a little shopworn. But maybe thats my own in-thetankness speaking . . . _______________________ Philadelphia: I'm curious about what you think Ifill's strategy should be for the debate. Many have said that part of Couric's effectiveness is that as a woman questioning a woman, she canceled the gender bias noise around Palin. Ifill is also a woman (obviously—and a fantastic one at that), but the dust-up about her upcoming book suggests that the McCain camp is attempting to insinuate that racial bias will cancel out gender neutrality here. I don't think Ifill should have to shift whatever her gameplan is, but do you think she will? And if so, how? Dahlia Lithwick: So far it looks to me that Ifill has kept her cool over this flap, treating it with some mild amusement and not much else. And it would have been a much bigger flap if folks hadnt known about the book for a while now. The worst kind of umbrage depends on an invented gotcha moment. That said it will be hard for Ifill not to be aware that her neutrality is being loudly disputed in some corners. I wish there were some deft way for her to acknowledge it and move on. Mostly I imagine she will be the pro that she is tonight. And I hope she won't falter on the followups. _______________________ Chicago: It's a little late in the season to be asking this, but every time I see or hear Palin, I wonder why it's not Kay Bailey Hutchison or another qualified woman. Is there really a lack of strong conservative women, or is there something about Palin that I—and much of the rest of the country—is missing? Emily Bazelon: There are other strong conservative women who McCain could have picked, though I don't think he had a list the length of an arm to choose from. I wonder, though, whether Palin beat out the rest precisely because of some of the qualities that now seem like potential liabilities, not with the Republican base, but with other voters. She's perky. She's unthreatening. She's Puritan sexy, per this piece. And whether you like her or not, she's a fresh face. And she also has deep resonance among Christian conservatives. Rightly, I think, they take her as proof that John McCain means it when he says that he'll do things like appoint Supreme Court justices in the mold of John Roberts and Sam Alito. When you frame Palin that way, she does offer a pretty unique set of attributes. Several months ago our colleague John Dickerson predicted her as VP choice as a process of reverseengineering. Input a) Republican woman 2) pro-life 3) executive experience 4) Washington outsider 5)conservative bona fides and the output is Sarah Palin. Copyright 2008 Washingtonpost.Newsweek Interactive Co. LLC _______________________ Arlington, Va.: It seems that the way to shake up Palin is to put her off the carefully and narrowly crafted track the handlers put her on. Can Biden do this and not come off looking bad himself? If so, how? Dahlia Lithwick: I really do think Biden will disserve himself if he sees his role as throwing Palin off tonight. I think he needs to let Palin shake herself up or alternatively to just look smart. He should act like he is debating a very smart fig tree and mostly just ignore her. I know its not very vice-presidential but the alternative will be to look like a bully. _______________________ Detroit: During the primaries, I supported Hillary Clinton (FYI, I am a man). I received a lot of eye-rolls and/or looks of disbelief from my meat-and-potatoes male friends (Republicans and Democrats)—they just couldn't believe I would support "her." Now those same friends don't have near the same level of distaste for Sarah Palin, even though they think she is unqualified for this nomination. Have you experienced similar differences in perceptions of Hillary and Palin? Do you think physical appearance is a contributing factor? I do—and I think many men always will judge accomplished females, at least partly, through that filter. Emily Bazelon: My own sense is that you're right, Palin's physical appeal is pulling in male voters. That's what I take from those Palin Is A Fox posters. I'd like to think that your friends had thought-out policy reasons for dissing Hillary and embracing Sarah. They think McCain-Palin are right on the war, on cutting taxes for the wealthy, etc. Or at least that those issues are what the choice will come down to for them in the end, come November. _______________________ Fredericton, New Brunswick: Yes we care up here, 'cause when housing slumps in the U.S. sawmills close in Canada! Are there safe words males like me can use to describe what we don't like about Sarah Palin in blunt terms, and the narrow- or shallow-minded politics she represents, without coming off as a bully, sexist pig or dinosaur? Dahlia Lithwick: Hi Fredericton. I'd stick to words like "unprepared" and "parochial" in describing Gov. Palin and stay away from references to lipstick or pitbulls. You can probably infuse new meaning into the debate we are having down here about hockey moms. My sister in law is a hockey mom in Ottawa. I gather that largely means preparing pureed foods . . . _______________________ 84/105 Philadelphia: "The drawback, of course, is that they need the center as well as the Republican base to win, and the center isn't Rush Limbaugh's big draw." Which is funny, because—at least going by the center and moderate Republican people I know— the Palin selection has sent them running to the Obama camp. parlayed a lot of bumper stickers into a lot of debate victories however. I wouldn't underestimate her ability to make a bumper sticker sound like reasoned analysis. Emily Bazelon: Yes that's an aspect of the backlash I mentioned. When I did this chat soon after Palin's selection, a few women wrote in to say that they'd been Hillary supporters, they'd thought about supporting McCain—but they were insulted by his choice of Palin as a ploy to win them to his side. I think if Palin had more moderate and centrist views this could have played out very differently. But not believing in evolution, or allowing for abortion for rape and incest victims—these are positions that put you in a narrow slice of the American pie. Midlothian, Va.: Emily, if you've read any of the history surrounding Roe v. Wade and the work Blackmun did, you'd understand Biden's answer reflects a deep understanding of the many factors at work in that decision. Roe was a consensus decision, in which Blackmun gave a little, took a little and came up with a rather awkward decision designed to create a consensus on the court. Powell did something similar in Bakke. Biden's answer reflects just how smart and intellectually curious the man really is. _______________________ Emily Bazelon: Well, sorry, I just don't buy it. At the time, yes, Justice Blackmun put enormous effort into crafting a compromise. And since he won 7 out of 9 of the votes of the justices who were then on the court, in that moment he succeeded. (I wish he'd framed the decision in terms of women's right to equality instead of privacy, a word that appears nowhere in the constitution, but put that aside for now.) My point is that beginning in the late 1970s and early 1980s, Roe became the lightening rod we know it today. Biden could have cited polls showing that the majority of Americans don't want the ruling overturned outright. But I don't think we're anywhere near consensus, as a country, on the question of legalization of abortion, on second trimester abortions, which Roe allows for, on parental notification, etc. Whatever it's merits, I think there's a good historical argument that Roe fueled division by nationalizing a right that parts of the country didn't embrace. To talk now about it in terms of consensus just seems like wishful thinking. Rockville, Md.: Don't forget Geraldine Ferraro—she, Hillary and Palin make an n of 3. Emily Bazelon: True! _______________________ Minneapolis: Dahlia, do you think Senator Biden should bring up how he raised his family as a single dad after the tragic death of his wife, especially if Gov. Palin gives him an opening like "the good old boys in Washington don't know what its like to raise a family"? Dahlia Lithwick: Minneapolis, the truth is I tend to become very uneasy when candidates turn debates into a sort of olympics of personal hardship. Maybe that is just the Vulcan in me but unless Biden is really being clubbed senseless in the touching personal narrative department tonight, I'd probably advise him to tell stories of other peoples hardships, and be rock solid on policy and substance. _______________________ New York: Isn't a debate on this level like an intensive interview? At some point, the clever vamping has to give way to a command of the subject at hand. If Biden gives substantive answers and Palin provides only bumper stickers, that can't look good. Add to that the fact that the financial world looks to be tanking. Pithiness just isn't going to do it, I'm afraid. Dahlia Lithwick: New York I am not sure its so much an intensive interview as a series of competing monologues (interrupted in this case by admonitions to "talk to each other" which will be ignored as they were last week). Still you are right that in times of crisis, especially an economic crisis, folks are hungry for real leadership more than bumper stickers. Palin has Copyright 2008 Washingtonpost.Newsweek Interactive Co. LLC _______________________ The other thing that bothered me about Biden's answer was that he talked about the trimester framework of Roe as if it were still good law, which it's really not, in light of Planned Parenthood v. Casey in 1992. The legal standard since Casey is whether a government regulation is an "undue burden" on a woman's right to an abortion. _______________________ Austin, TX: If the McCain camp was so adamant about choosing a woman for the VP nomination, why pick Palin when there are more experienced, better prepared women within the party? Why not Kay Bailey Hutchison, Olympia Snowe or Elizabeth Dole? They would come with their own individual limitations, but at least they would be familiar with such basic matters as Supreme Court History. Dahlia Lithwick: Austin that will be the enduring question when all this ends, no matter how it ends. Why pick a mediocre woman (albeit a mediocre woman with real political abilities) 85/105 when you could have picked an extraordinary one? The answers don't look good for McCain. Either there was something about an accomplished, established, seasoned woman politician that got in the way of his Pygmalion complex, or he truly believed he didn't need any help at all on the ticket beyond a uterus. Either way I think he miscalculated and the more women ask "Why not Condi/Kay/Olympia" et. al. the more that miscalculation seems to have backfired. This has been great fun and I hope we can do the Monday Morning Quarterback sometime soon. Thanks so much for reading and for pushing back at us! _______________________ Wooster, Ohio: I have to admit that I was a Palin fan ... at first. I identified with her on many levels—I am the same age, have four children, am well-educated and have a great job. That all ended when she started her public interviews. What bothers me more than the fact that she did not know the answers to the questions being asked is how she answered them. I honestly believe I could have answered those interview questions better than she did, despite having absolutely no foreign policy experience (except what I read on sites like this). I believe she is an intelligent woman, with the ability to learn and catch up on the things she needs to know for the vice presidency. It is much more difficult to teach someone how handle tough questions (whether or not you know the answers)—some individuals are better at handling pressure than others. I think that is more important. It is much easier to learn foreign policy, than it is to take control of a "fight or flight" instinct. She appeared to take flight in those interviews, and we just can't have that. possessed no inclination to self-celebration, and so inspired no inclination to resentment. My two favorite stars, after the untouchable Cary Grant, are Newman and Nicholson. But if it's Jack's world and we just live in it, Newman always seemed happy to live in ours. He was inclined to "ordinary happiness," as a professor of mine once beautifully put it, or the prerogative of the celebrity to freely choose the parameters of normal human satisfaction. His channel to godliness paved by good looks, charisma, and infallible instinct in front of a camera, he nonetheless married long, loved well, and did good works. (If there is more to this story—aside from racing cars—then I don't want to know.) Who could begrudge him that twinkle? It was always on our behalf, never his. Paul Newman made better films than The Verdict, a boozesoaked bit of Boston gothic from 1982, but it was this performance I kept replaying in my head after I heard he died. Newman's charms were abundant, of course, so it was remarkable to watch him keep them so completely in check. As a redemption narrative and courtroom drama, The Verdict is nothing more than solid, but it is that, and through and through, with David Mamet writing the script and Sidney Lumet directing. (It's a wee bit overplayed: The Verdict is bathed in so much whiskey and lace curtain, it's a wonder it doesn't break into "Danny Boy" midway through the second reel.) But Newman brings Frank Galvin, the standard Hollywood cliché of the washup, to life. Fans of the movie are quick to cite Galvin's jury summation, a bravura piece of restraint, to be sure, and a short scene in which Galvin, the night before the trial opens, shuts himself in a closet and begins to suspire madly in the throes of panic. By Stephen Metcalf Monday, September 29, 2008, at 11:00 AM ET But the scene I kept coming back to sets up the whole film. It's hardly noticeable. Newman is intent on bedding a fellow barfly played by Charlotte Rampling. He buys her dinner the night before voir dire, and for the first time in the film, we come up close to Newman's face. The deep-set mask of middle-aged failure softens. Watch Newman here, ye who would be actors; study him. Where does this come from? "See, the jury believes. The jury wants to believe." The lines are almost inconsequential. But Newman is giving us evidence that Galvin is still alive. "It is something to see. I have to go down there tomorrow and pick out 12 of them. All of them—all their lives—say, 'It's a sham, it's rigged, you can't fight city hall. But when they step into that jury box … you just barely see it in their eyes. Maybe, maybe …" Rampling leans imperceptibly forward. "Maybe what?" And Newman exhales—just a little—putting a lifetime of defeat into that exhale, and suddenly Frank Galvin is talking about himself. "Maybe I could do something right." Paul Newman was blessed with abnormally good looks and abnormally good scripts, but also something more: that magical quiddity that makes you celebrate someone for his strokes of good fortune. On the evidence of dozens of performances, he Paul Newman reminded us—with a smile, a twinkle, a total economy of gesture—how infrequently the beautiful are comfortable in their own skin, how infrequently the elect are gracious. He enters, and immediately, the pantheon of Grant, Tracy, and Stewart, for reminding us of that magical Emersonian Emily Bazelon: Here's a great comment that goes to your point, I think: Thanks, everyone—great questions, and great fun chatting with you! the dilettante The Paul Newman Scene I Can't Get Out of My Head It's from The Verdict, but it's not the one you're thinking of. Copyright 2008 Washingtonpost.Newsweek Interactive Co. LLC 86/105 place, of America in its own imagination of itself, where the superhuman and the all-too-human become indistinguishable. off on selling entirely, clinging to the hope that real-estate markets will recover. the dismal science Of course, these factors can be offset by the forced relocation that comes with default and foreclosure—when an owner is unable or unwilling to continue making mortgage payments, whether to move is no longer a matter of choice. You've Just Been Offered a Great New Job in Charlotte! Too bad you can't sell your house in Tampa. By Ray Fisman Monday, September 29, 2008, at 11:28 AM ET America has always allocated its resources according to the socalled market mechanism—if the price of oil goes up, people start building more oil rigs. And if more computer programmers are needed in Silicon Valley, the "price" of programmers goes up, motivating more college students to study computer science and more programmers to move from New York to San Francisco. But in the wake of our country's subprime meltdown, many are questioning the market's magical ability to allocate capital—we've got too many suburban tract homes and not enough R & D labs and bridge upgrades. Looking to the future, there may not be much capital to be allocated at all: With credit scarce, aspiring Googles and eBays will have a lot more trouble scratching together the funds to open shop. And now it turns out that the current crisis might also undermine the efficient redeployment of human resources. A well-timed recent study by economists Fernando Ferreira, Joseph Gyourko, and Joseph Tracy finds that homeowners who have "negative equity" in their homes—that is, a mortgage that exceeds its resale value—are 50 percent less likely to move than those who can afford to pay off their mortgages with a home sale. Given where the housing market is headed, millions of workers may be locked in place in the years to come, throwing yet more sand into the gears of America's market economy. A great job opportunity in Charlotte, N.C., isn't worth much to you if you can't (or won't) sell your house in Tampa, Fla. There are both financial and psychological explanations for why having an outsized mortgage on a relatively modest home reduces mobility. First, if you owe more on your house than you'll earn by selling it, you may not have the cash on hand to close the deal, let alone put a down payment on a new home. Higher interest rates will have a similar effect, pushing the cost of a new mortgage out of a potential homebuyer's reach. And if your mortgage is "underwater," odds are you'd be selling your home at a loss, a psychologically painful prospect to contemplate (what behavioral economists appropriately refer to as loss aversion). Rather than absorb that loss, people who bought at the market's peak tend to set high asking prices and, as a result, are forced to sit much longer on unsold homes or hold Copyright 2008 Washingtonpost.Newsweek Interactive Co. LLC As a result of these counteracting forces—the "positive" impact of foreclosure or the negative effect of loss aversion and financial constraints—the overall impact of negative equity on mobility is a matter for the housing data to decide. The researchers use data from the American Housing Survey, a biennial survey of homeowners in metropolitan areas across the United States that has been conducted since 1985, with results available through 2005. Respondents were asked for the value of their mortgages and to estimate the current resale value of their homes—if the first of these was the bigger number, then the researchers classified the unfortunate owner as having a negative equity stake in his home. And since the surveyors returned to the same homes year after year, it's easy to figure out when houses have changed hands. Earlier housing booms and busts may seem like mere blips compared to the current crisis. But the authors were able to identify many local real-estate ups and downs over the two decades when the survey was conducted. For example, a Californian who bought a $250,000 home in 1989 could expect to get only around $200,000 if he put it on the market eight years later. Buyers in other volatile markets like Boston and the oil cities of the South saw similar fluctuations. The authors calculate that every two years, about 12 percent of home-owning Americans moved. But for those with negative equity—about 2.6 percent of respondents during the 1985-2005 period of study—the probability of moving is cut nearly in half. What does this tell us about the current crisis? The authors are appropriately circumspect about extrapolating their findings to the current mortgage meltdown. The magnitude of our housing problems is unprecedented: Given the free and easy credit flowing into the housing market in recent years, many buyers purchased their homes with minimal down payments. Even a modest decline in home values—say, one that brings them back to their 2002 levels—will push many homes purchased at the peak into negative equity. Also, buyers with outsized mortgages in the past were less likely to resemble the high-risk borrowers that the subprime mortgage market brought to home ownership. This new class of borrowers may be much less able to soldier on, making payments on houses that they could never afford in the first place. As a result, we've already seen a lot more people slip into default and foreclosure—nearly 91,000 of them in August 2008 alone. So there will soon be a lot more workers on the move, whether they like it or not. 87/105 But forcing people from homes they'd like to keep may not be any better for the efficient functioning of labor markets than locking in homeowners who would like to move. Foreclosed workers may be uprooted from jobs in which they're happy and productive in their desperate scramble to find a place to live (which, in turn, may not be in a place that offers particularly attractive employment prospects). The dream of American homeownership may yet turn into even more of a nightmare for the efficient workings of the free market. ("I am not a crook"), and crafty shadings of the truth ("I did not have sexual relations with that woman") can be diagrammed with equal ease. But some politicians—our current president included—offer meanderings in the higher realms of drivel that leave the diagrammer groping for the Tylenol ("Families is where our nation finds hope, where wings take dream") or the gin bottle ("I remember meeting a mother of a child who was abducted by the North Koreans right here in the Oval Office"). So let's take a crack at a few of Palin's doozies. From the Katie Couric interview: the good word Diagramming Sarah Can Palin's sentences stand up to a grammarian? By Kitty Burns Florey Wednesday, October 1, 2008, at 7:07 PM ET There are plenty of people out there—not only English teachers but also amateur language buffs like me—who believe that diagramming a sentence provides insight into the mind of its perpetrator. The more the diagram is forced to wander around the page, loop back on itself, and generally stretch its capabilities, the more it reveals that the mind that created the sentence is either a richly educated one—with a Proustian grasp of language that pushes the limits of expression—or such an impoverished one that it can produce only hot air, baloney, and twaddle. I found myself considering this paradox once again when confronted with the sentences of Sarah Palin, the Republican vice-presidential nominee. No one but a Republican denial specialist could argue with the fact that Sarah Palin's recent TV appearances have scaled the heights of inanity. The sentences she uttered in interviews with Charles Gibson, Sean Hannity, and Katie Couric seem to twitter all over the place like mourning doves frightened at the feeder. Which left me wondering: What can we learn from diagramming them? One thing we can't learn, of course, is whether her words are true or make sense. Part of the appeal of diagramming is the fact that just about any sentence can be diagrammed, even when it is gibberish. Cats chase mice and Mice chase cats present the same kind of entity to the diagrammer. So does Muffins bludgeon bookcases. If it's a string of words containing a certain number of parts of speech arranged in reasonably coherent order, it can be hacked and beaten into a diagram. Once we start diagramming political sentences, the diagram's indifference to meaning can be especially striking. Stirring words like "I have a dream," the magisterial Declaration of Independence (a staple of diagramming teachers), bald-faced lies Copyright 2008 Washingtonpost.Newsweek Interactive Co. LLC It's very important when you consider even national security issues with Russia as Putin rears his head and comes into the air space of the United States of America, where—where do they go? A diagrammer doesn't care about who "they" are in that last stuttered question or fuss over the problem of the head-rearing Putin coming into our "air space." A diagrammer simply diagrams. I didn't have a clue about what to do with the question that ends it. Otherwise, in its mice chase cats way, the sentence is perfectly diagrammable. Other Palinisms are not so tractable. From the Charlie Gibson interview: I know that John McCain will do that and I, as his vice president, families we are blessed with that vote of the American people and are elected to serve and are sworn in on January 20, that will be our top priority is to defend the American people. I didn't stop to marvel at the mad thrusting of that pet political watchword "families" into the text. I just rolled up my sleeves and attempted to bring order out of the chaos: I had to give up. This sentence is not for diagramming lightweights. If there's anyone out there who can kick this sucker into line, I'd be delighted to hear from you. To me, it's not English—it's a collection of words strung together to elicit a reaction, floating ands and prepositional phrases ("with that vote of the American people") be damned. It requires not a diagram but a selection of push buttons. 88/105 Granted, diagramming usually deals with written English. We don't expect speech to reach the heights of eloquence or even lucidity that the written word is capable of. In our world, politicians don't do much writing: Their preferred communication is the canned speech. But they're also forced, from time to time, to answer questions, and their answers often resemble the rambling nonsense, obfuscation, and grammatical insanity that many of us would produce when put on the spot. Yet surely, more than most of us, politicians need to be able to think on their feet, to have a brain that works quickly and rationally under pressure. Do we really want to be led by someone who, when asked a straightforward question, flails around like an undergraduate who stayed up all night boozing instead of studying for the exam? In a few short weeks, Sarah Palin has produced enough poppycock to keep parsers and diagrammers busy for a long time. In the end, though, out of her mass of verbiage in the Sean Hannity interview, Palin did manage to emit a perfectly lucid diagram-ready statement that sums up, albeit modestly, not the state of the economy that she was (more or less) talking about but the quality of her thinking: the good word What Kind of Accent Does Sarah Palin Have? Wasillan, actually. By Jesse Sheidlower Wednesday, October 1, 2008, at 1:30 PM ET Since Sarah Palin was selected as the Republican candidate for vice president, many people have made comments about her unusual speech, comparing it to accents heard in the movie Fargo, in the states of Wisconsin and Idaho, and in Canada. Some have even attributed her manner of speaking to her supposed stupidity. But Palin actually has an Alaskan accent, one from the Matnuska and Susitna Valley region, where Palin's hometown, Wasilla, is located. Alaska is an unusual dialect area. As with most regions of the Western United States, its inhabitants have typically arrived from a variety of places, and comparatively recently. Western dialects are thus usually less sharply defined than many in the East, where there are long-established stable settlements that have given distinctive features to the dialect—as, for example, Scots and Northern Irish did in the Appalachians, or the Puritans Copyright 2008 Washingtonpost.Newsweek Interactive Co. LLC from East Anglia in New England, or Germans and Scandinavians in the Upper Midwest. Many Alaska residents came from the Pacific Northwest or Western Canada, and features of the dialects of these regions are the most prominent in Alaskan English. Alaskan English even has a certain amount of "Canadian raising," the sound change that makes a Canadian about sound something like a boot. There are also a significant number of immigrants from the Midwest in Alaska, and they have contributed different elements to Alaskan speech. And in parts of Alaska, there is influence from Eskimo and Indian languages, though this is typically found only in people raised in native villages, and this speech is popularly associated with remote regions. Alaska also has its own distinctive lexicon culled from a variety of languages; it includes sourdough, or "long-time native of Alaska," and cheechako, or "newcomer" (from Chinook Jargon). Alaska also gave us the parka (from Russian, ultimately from Nenets, a Samoyedic language of northern Russia). Overall, because of the mixture of people and the large number of newcomers, Alaskan English is often hard to place, with both Westerners and Midwesterners thinking that it sounds oddly foreign; indeed, some Westerners have said that Palin sounds like a Midwesterner, and Midwesterners that she sounds Western. Others have wondered whether her accent hails from Idaho, where her parents are from. But dialect features tend to come from one's peers, not one's parents, and Palin spent her childhood in Alaska's Mat-Su Valley, which is where she got her distinctive manner of speaking. The next town over from Wasilla, Palmer, has a large settlement of Minnesotans—who were moved there by a government relief program in the 1930s—and features of the Minnesotan dialect are thus prominent in the Mat-Su Valley area. Hence the Fargo-like elements in Palin's speech, in particular the sound of her "O" vowel. (Despite its name, Fargo took place mostly in Brainerd, Minn.) However, even in the area, many people speak a more general Alaskan English, the sort one would find in nearby Anchorage. Palin's frequent dropping of the final G in -ing words and her pronunciation of terrorist with two syllables instead of three are characteristic of general Alaskan English (and Western English) rather than the specific Mat-Su Valley speech. Reaction to Palin's speech has been highly varied. Some people dislike it, finding it harsh or grating; others regard it as charming or authentic. These are common responses to a distinctive accent. Depending on the context, such an accent can make a person seem stupid or uneducated or, conversely, honest and folksily trustworthy—often at the same time. Some people exploit this for effect, emphasizing and de-emphasizing dialect features to prompt a particular reaction. Linguists call this codeswitching. In this Palin interview with Katie Couric, you can 89/105 hear her enunciating her -ings and her yous more clearly in responses where she appeared to have a ready answer, and returning to her more natural -in' and ya when she seemed stumped, which suggests that Palin may have been deliberately attempting to minimize her dialect features for that audience. Thanks to Joan Hall of the Dictionary of American Regional English and Alaska native James Crippen of the University of Hawaii. the green lantern Should We Dispose of Disposals? The best way to get rid of your leftover food. By Jacob Leibenluft Tuesday, September 30, 2008, at 6:34 AM ET I'm sorry to say I live in an apartment without a composter for organic waste. Given the circumstances, am I better off feeding my leftover mashed potatoes into the garbage disposal, so they don't end up in a landfill? Or should I throw them in the trash can, so they don't end up the water supply? For years, the great garbage-disposal wars have been going on without most of us even noticing. Cities like New York—along with many governments in Europe—banned disposals altogether, arguing that the added food waste would overtax the water-treatment system. (New York removed the ban for residential kitchens in 1997.) Meanwhile, the appliance manufacturers—along with homeowners and restaurants who prefer getting rid of food through the drain—have argued that the disposal is actually a green machine, reducing the amount of trash sent to landfills. It is true that with the major exception of grease and fats—which can block pipes and cause overflows—water-treatment systems are designed pretty well to handle most of the scraps you might have left over from dinner. The leftovers you shovel into the sink will eventually make their way to a wastewater plant, where the sewage goes through "grit treatment," which strains out the largest solid matter. (Sewage treatment is one of the few disciplines in which you can use words like grit, sludge, and scum as technical terms.) Whatever stuff gets separated from the water is either landfilled, condensed into fertilizer, or digested by microorganisms. Still, dumping waste into the water system has environmental costs. There is evidence that the effluent that is pumped back into local water streams does affect their chemical composition and aquatic life. In extreme cases, the result can be something Copyright 2008 Washingtonpost.Newsweek Interactive Co. LLC called eutrophication, which occurs when a higher concentration of nutrients results in algae blooms. According to one Australian study, the eutrophic impact of sending your food waste down the disposal is more than three times larger than sending it to the landfill. You'll also be using a lot more water if you decide to go with the disposal—and you'll be indirectly responsible for the extraction of the metal needed to make the appliance. (A quick aside: As is often case with life-cycle analyses about consumer products, most studies on disposals are sponsored or requested by companies or groups with a financial interest in the results—like InSinkErator or the Plumbing-Heating-Cooling Contractors Association. This is often unavoidable: Getting good data on these devices often requires the cooperation of the companies that make them.) On the other hand, it takes a considerable amount of energy to truck all that garbage from your curb to a landfill. (How much more will depend on where you live relative to the landfill, but average data compiled in both that Australian study and one conducted in Wisconsin suggest a factor of two.) The decomposition of your trash in the landfill will likely result in more damaging greenhouse gas emissions, since the breakdown of your food waste may produce methane so quickly that it can't be captured. By contrast, some wastewater-treatment systems are actually looking for more food solids, since that will make the process of converting waste into energy more efficient. And wastewater-treatment plants also provide a way to reuse leftover food as fertilizer—although critics have expressed concerns that the use of biosolids on land land may not always be safe (PDF). The research is unambiguous about one point, though: Under normal circumstances, you should always compost if you can. Otherwise, go ahead and use your garbage disposal if the following conditions are met: First, make sure that your community isn't running low on water. (To check your local status, click here.) Don't put anything that is greasy or fatty in the disposal. And find out whether your local water-treatment plant captures methane to produce energy. If it doesn't—and your local landfill does—you may be better off tossing those mashed potatoes in the trash. Is there an environmental quandary that's been keeping you up at night? Send it to ask.the.lantern@gmail.com, and check this space every Tuesday. today's business press Markets Pray House Can Deliver By Bernhard Warner and Matthew Yeomans Friday, October 3, 2008, at 7:04 AM ET 90/105 today's papers A League of Their Own By Daniel Politi Friday, October 3, 2008, at 6:44 AM ET The vice-presidential candidates faced off last night in an eagerly anticipated debate that ultimately failed to deliver any of the game-changing moments that partisans on both sides were hoping for. The debate "included humor, emotion and sharp elbows," notes USA Today, as the candidates kept things relatively peaceful while they eagerly sparred on taxes, Iraq, and who can best bring change to Washington. Coming a day after the Senate voted in favor of the $700 billion bailout plan, it was hardly surprising the economy quickly took center stage, and Joe Biden and Sarah Palin each tried to portray their ticketmate as the candidate most capable of understanding the struggles of the middle class. Ultimately, each "escaped without a major mishap," says the Washington Post, "and Palin seemed to repair an image that had been damaged by recent media interviews and increasing public doubts about her readiness for the nation's No. 2 job." While many predicted Palin would be embarrassed on a national stage when facing off against the veteran senator, the governor of Alaska largely held her own. Still, "Palin's novelty was on full display," says the Los Angeles Times. "She winked repeatedly, and often uttered remarks in a sing-song lilt more often heard in a children's classroom than on the national stage." The New York Times agrees and says that Palin proved she "was unlike any other running mate in recent memory, using phrases like 'heck of a lot' and 'Main Streeters like me' to appeal to working-class and middle-class voters." But even as she displayed more confidence on the important issues, "her citing of facts sometimes came across as rote, she twice misstated the name of the top American general in Afghanistan, and she was chided at times for not sticking to the subject at hand," says the Wall Street Journal. While the "experience gap was evident throughout," as the LAT puts it, the NYT probably describes it best by saying that Palin "succeeded by not failing in any obvious way." She often relied on talking points and repeatedly referred to John McCain as a "maverick." A while into the debate it seemed Biden had had enough of the word and replied that McCain "has been no maverick on the things that matter to people's lives." And that was Biden's strategy throughout the encounter as he mostly ignored Palin and made McCain the focus of his toughest attacks. At one point, when Biden attacked McCain for favoring deregulation and Palin answered by talking about taxes, the senator from Delaware did directly criticize Palin's failure to Copyright 2008 Washingtonpost.Newsweek Interactive Co. LLC answer the questions she was being asked. The governor quickly turned it into a criticism of the media and Washington politicians. "I may not answer the questions the way that either the moderator or you want to hear, but I'm going to talk straight to the American people and let 'em know my track record also." Biden repeatedly tried to link McCain with the Bush administration. In what the WP says may have been "the essence of the night," Palin replied in kind by saying that Americans would eventually grow tired of the Democratic ticket "constantly looking backwards, and pointing fingers, and doing the blame game." Biden was ready with a response: "Look, past is prologue." The LAT notes that in her eagerness "to portray Biden as typical of the Washington establishment so despised by voters, Palin at one point made an argument that echoed Obama's thrust against McCain" when she said that "Americans are craving something new and different." Palin "delivered a livelier and more rhetorically compelling performance than Biden," says the LAT in an analysis that points out the governor winked at the audience, gave a "shout-out" to her brother's third-grade class, and talked of her connection to voters as a hockey and soccer mom. For his part, Biden seemed more comfortable when dealing with policy. Still, the debate's most emotional moment belonged to Biden when he briefly choked up when talking about the car accident that killed his wife and daughter. The NYT's Alessandra Stanley says that "while her showmanship may have exhilarated her fans, it also helped Mr. Biden, who is normally known as something of a know-it-all showoff; in contrast to her, he seemed reserved and sincere." In the end, the encounter may have left voters wishing there were more vice-presidential debates. "Palin and Biden were each appealing in their own way—and in ways that neither McCain nor Obama were in their first debate last Friday," says the Post in a front-page analysis. In its own analysis, USAT also compares the debate with last week's encounter and says the two running mates "delivered a fierce, fast-talking back-and-forth with tougher criticism than the presidential contenders traded in their first debate." The NYT says that while Palin may have helped McCain by putting the focus back on the presidential candidates, it didn't "constitute the turning point the McCain campaign was looking for" at a time when Obama seems to be gaining ground with voters. "This is going to help stop the bleeding," a Republican consultant said. "But this alone won't change the trend line." There were new signs yesterday that McCain needs all the help he can get as his campaign announced that it was pulling its staff and advertising out of Michigan, a Democratic state where Republicans once thought McCain had a chance. In a story that looks at the state of the presidential race, the WSJ points out that polls show Obama leading in almost enough 91/105 states to win the election. The Democratic nominee is ahead or tied in a few states that voted Republican in 2004, including Ohio and Florida, and has a lead in Pennsylvania, which is the other Democratic state McCain's campaign has been targeting. Of course, a lot can change in a month, but right now McCain's campaign is "being forced to play defense in territory Republicans have long taken for granted." In other news, the LAT fronts a look at how lawmakers who opposed the $700 billion bailout package have been on the receiving end of intense lobbying in advance of today's crucial vote in the House. Some of it has come from independent citizens, but the powerful blitz has also been the result of a concerted effort by the country's major business groups to rally support for the rescue plan. It's still unclear whether the House will have enough votes to pass the measure, but there are hints that several lawmakers will be changing their vote, even if they're not willing to say so publicly just yet. The WSJ appears to want to send a message directly to lawmakers with a Page One piece that details how new economic data seem to suggest the crisis is rapidly getting worse in both the United States and Europe. Yesterday the Federal Reserve said that in the last week financial institutions grew even more reluctant to offer basic short-term loans to companies. The tightening up of so-called "commercial paper" is the "most worrying aspect of the crisis," says the WSJ. While McCain was widely ridiculed for putting much of the blame for the financial crisis on Christopher Cox, the chairman of the Securities and Exchange Commission, the NYT suggests today that the Republican candidate may have been on to something. The NYT says one of the root causes of the current crisis can be traced back to a brief meeting in 2004, where the big investment banks pushed the SEC to allow them to take on more debt. A few months later, "the net capital rule" was changed, and "the five big independent investment firms were unleashed." Although the new rules would allow the SEC to keep banks away from excessively risky activity, the agency essentially ended up "outsourcing the job of monitoring risk to the banks themselves." Cox came onboard a year later, but he made it clear from the outset that oversight of the banks was not an important priority, and regulators essentially ignored any problems that were discovered. The NYT reports that after months of criticism from the United States, the Pakistani government has launched a full-scale assault against the Taliban in the country's tribal regions. "After years of relative passivity, the army is now engaged in heavy fighting with the militants on at least three fronts," says the Times. Even as many in Pakistan are convinced that something must be done to root out the Taliban, the government has done little to prepare the country for the fighting and risks losing the "hearts and minds" of civilians who are increasingly critical of its alliance with the United States. Copyright 2008 Washingtonpost.Newsweek Interactive Co. LLC The editorial pages of the LAT, NYT, and WP express disappointment in last night's debate. The WP says that the fact that "a rather surface-skimming discussion full of evasion and mischaracterization was viewed as good news" for both candidates is a reflection of just how low the expectations were. For its part, the NYT says the debate "did not change the essential truth" that McCain "made a wildly irresponsible choice" when he picked Palin. The LAT is the most decidedly unimpressed with the "Joe and Sarah show," saying that the "two candidates—aided and abetted by the singularly inarticulate work of moderator Gwen Ifill—combined to produce one of the worst debates in modern American presidential history." today's papers Upping the Ante By Daniel Politi Thursday, October 2, 2008, at 6:08 AM ET The Senate easily approved the $700 billion bailout plan last night with a 74-to-25 vote. The Senate's strong, albeit reluctant, endorsement of the rescue package left supporters optimistic that the House will approve the measure by the end of the week. In what USA Today describes as "a maneuver to reverse a stinging House rejection of the plan," the Senate added several popular measures to the original bill. How many? Well, just think of it this way: The rescue package began as a three-page proposal by the Treasury Department and now clocks in at 451 pages. These additions include an increase in bank insurance limits and a host of popular tax breaks for businesses and individuals that add up to $150 billion. Its passage in the House remains far from certain as fiscally conservative Democrats have long opposed extending the tax breaks unless they were offset by tax increases or spending cuts. Still, Republican leaders said they are optimistic that the sweeteners would be enough to convince some lawmakers to change their vote. "Instead of siding with a $700 billion bailout, lawmakers could now say they voted for increased protection for deposits at the neighborhood bank, income tax relief for middle-class taxpayers and aid for schools in rural areas," notes the New York Times. Indeed, the Los Angeles Times points out that a few "of the changes appeared aimed at enticing specific lawmakers," including expanded coverage of mental illness and a tax break for bicycle commuters. The Wall Street Journal says that the bill now has "a number of tax breaks that have been attacked by fiscal conservatives, including an exemption from a 39-cent excise tax for children's wooden practice arrows." But as angry as they may be about these additions, the Washington Post suggests that, despite the increased burden on the taxpayer, many fiscally conservative Democrats will simply hold their noses and vote yes in order to get the legislation to the president as soon as possible. 92/105 Adding to the drama of last night's Senate session, both presidential candidates went back to Capitol Hill to cast votes in favor of the bill. Their presence meant that Sen. Edward Kennedy, who is being treated for brain cancer, was the only senator who didn't vote. Barack Obama gave a speech on the Senate floor, and the WP points out that he "echoed President Franklin D. Roosevelt's first fireside chat to the nation during the Great Depression" by calling on Americans to have "confidence and courage" during the economic downturn. John McCain didn't address the chamber. The NYT reports on a bit of political tension that was evident last night as Obama "walked to the Republican side of the aisle to greet [McCain], who offered a chilly look and a brief return handshake." The WSJ is alone in mentioning that the new bill also includes a measure that reaffirms the Security and Exchange Commission's power to suspend so-called mark-to-market accounting. The move "was meant to send a message to the agency to re-evaluate the issue," which has "gained surprising traction" in recent days, says the WSJ. The banking industry is strongly pushing for the suspension of the rule that forces financial institutions to report the current market price of their assets even if they have no intention of selling them. Some lawmakers are convinced the change could save taxpayers billions of dollars, while others say it would merely increase uncertainty. In a proposal so obvious that TP is mad he didn't think of it before, the WP's Steven Pearlstein says there's an easy way to split the difference: "Require banks to disclose market prices right alongside their own estimates of 'fair value.' Let the investors decide which to rely on." The WSJ says the Fed is considering cutting interest rates even if the bailout package makes it through Congress. The Fed has been reluctant to continue cutting rates due to fears of inflation. But after a string of bad economic data, officials are once again worried about "the risk of a severe recession," which is "known as a 'tail risk' because its likelihood is small but its effect would be catastrophic." Now that the bailout has crossed one legislative hurdle, it's a good time to look back and answer the all-important how-didwe-get-here question. Today, the NYT offers up a long but highly readable look at how a "36-hour period two weeks ago … spooked policy makers by opening fissures in the worldwide financial system." While it should come as no surprise that the "credit crisis has played out in places most people can't see," the NYT does a good job of explaining how the failure of Lehman Bros. led to a crucial wave of panic among hedge-fund managers that seemed to have no end in sight. And while the plan to buy toxic securities may have appeared to come out of nowhere, the NYT also makes clear that Fed and Treasury officials had been talking about the possibility since the bailout of Bear Stearns. In a Page One piece, the LAT takes a look at how McCain's shift from talking about the dangers of big government to being a Copyright 2008 Washingtonpost.Newsweek Interactive Co. LLC proponent of federal intervention in the financial crisis is a move the senator "has perfected in 26 years on Capitol Hill." The Republican nominee may follow his party's line in pushing for smaller government, but he's also quick to embrace strong government regulation whenever there's a crisis or scandal. While this willingness to break from his party's rhetoric is part of the reason McCain is often called a "maverick," it also means that it's "hard to discern how the politician who boasts of delivering 'straight talk' would govern from the Oval Office," says the LAT. On the day when the vice-presidential candidates are set to debate, the WP fronts a new poll that shows how voters have quickly fallen out of love with Sarah Palin. Although her selection was seen as a possible game-changer, the poll reveals that she could actually end up hurting McCain among key groups. Six in 10 voters say she lacks the experience to be effective as president, and one-third say they're less likely to vote for McCain because of her presence on the ticket. Most critical to McCain is the revelation that while independent voters were split on Palin's experience last month, they now "take the negative view by about 2 to 1," says the Post. But in the expectations game, Joe Biden is clearly the loser. Voters by a 19-point margin think the senator will do better in the debate. The NYT fronts a puzzling piece about Biden that shockingly reveals the senator who has served in Washington for 35 years isn't really an "average guy." Yes, Biden may be able to say he comes from a working-class neighborhood, but he now lives in a much bigger house than the average American! Well, that's not entirely fair, as the article does reveal some questionable use of his campaign funds. But ultimately, there just isn't much there as the entire crux of the article seems to be that he "appears to have benefited at times from the simple fact of who he is." So, does that mean he received a below-market interest rate when he went out looking for a loan? Nope. But the bank did pay special attention to his application, which hardly seems surprising considering that any well-known person would have likely received the same treatment. The NYT also mentions some realestate dealings that do not sound 100 percent kosher but, again, can't point to anything improper about them. While Americans worry about the financial crisis, a NYT Page One story should serve as a reminder about how things could be much, much worse. In (yet another) fascinating dispatch from Zimbabwe, the paper details just how ridiculous the country's hyperinflation has become. The government has imposed strict limits on how much money Zimbabweans can get out of banks, which means that many must stand in line for hours simply to get enough cash to buy a bar of soap. That is, if they're lucky enough to get anything at all. As money loses value "literally by the hour," many public employees, including teachers, nurses, and garbage collectors, have simply stopped showing up to work because their salaries don't even cover the cost of taking public transportation to get there. 93/105 The WSJ takes a look at how mackerel has become the currency of choice among inmates after federal prisons prohibited smoking in 2004. Americans as a whole aren't big fans of the oily fish, but demand from prisons has grown in the past few years. "It never has done very well at all, regardless of the retailer," says one mackerel supplier, "but it's very popular in the prisons." today's papers Take the Bill and Run By Daniel Politi Wednesday, October 1, 2008, at 6:33 AM ET The Senate is taking over. After the House rejected the $700 billion bailout of the financial system, senators decided to step into the fray and shepherd the bill through Congress. After a day of behind-the-scenes negotiations, Senate leaders scheduled a vote on a slightly revised package tonight with the expectation that the House would approve the measure by the end of the week. The revisions to the financial rescue plan include a oneyear increase in the limit on federally insured deposits to $250,000 from $100,000 and a variety of tax breaks. The tweaks to the bill wouldn't change the basics of the rescue plan, "but would add a populist tinge at a time when voters appear enraged at what many see as a bailout of Wall Street, not Main Street," notes the Wall Street Journal. package would appeal to Republicans who voted against the bill on Monday. Then again, it's unclear whether simply presenting the same bill again wouldn't provide the same results. "There was a widespread sense on Capitol Hill that Monday's vote had snapped the public to attention about the potential repercussions of Congress's failure to act," notes the WP. Consequently, lawmakers' offices were flooded with calls, and there was a marked shift in tone as constituents who found themselves spooked by the huge plunge in Wall Street demanded that Congress do something. "It's completely in the other direction now," Boehner's spokesman said. But the WSJ says that House Democrats who voted against the bill received thousands of calls from constituents who mostly agreed with them. Now lawmakers might realize that trying to do what their constituents want is a little difficult when the public as a whole isn't really sure of what it wants. Then again, with Election Day rapidly approaching, they have little choice. "It's not a moment at which people can put the national interest ahead of constituent interest," a political science professor tells the LAT. The Post fronts the results of a new poll that reveals that almost all Americans see the financial situation as a big problem and a majority describes it as a crisis. Still, the country remains divided on support for the bailout plan, with 51 percent saying that they believe the government could prevent the economic woes from getting worse. USA Today and the WSJ highlight that key lawmakers hope that having the Senate, including the two presidential candidates, vote in favor of the measure would build momentum for the bill in the House. The Los Angeles Times notes that in the aftermath of the House's rejection of the measure, "there was no shortage of suggestions" for new ways to confront the financial crisis. But in coming up with the revisions to the measure, officials had to play what the New York Times describes as "a delicate balancing act" in order to ensure that the changes wouldn't lead to opposition from fiscally conservative Democrats. While some lawmakers are quick to predict that the House will approve the measure, the Washington Post says House Speaker Nancy Pelosi "responded tepidly to the Senate announcement, and it remained unclear when the House would consider the revised bill." The move to increase the deposit-insurance limits was endorsed by both presidential candidates as well as the Bush administration yesterday and set "off a bit of a political tiff," says the NYT. House Republicans said that they had proposed the idea over the weekend but that it was rejected, while Democrats insisted that the issue wasn't even talked about. Regardless, lawmakers from both sides of the aisle seem receptive to the increase even as some experts say the $250,000 is completely arbitrary. The Post notes that some think the government should guarantee all bank deposits until the crisis is over, a move that has been embraced by a couple of European countries. The NYT points out that widespread approval for the move represents "a major lobbying coup for community banks." The group, the Independent Community Bankers of America, vowed to begin a big push to muster citizen support for the bailout all across the country. Key House officials also spent much of yesterday considering changes that could be implemented to the financial rescue package in order to attract more support, but given the Senate's decision to act quickly, it's unlikely that they will ever see the light of day. Everyone notes that even as lawmakers worried about losing some Democratic support with the changes to the bill from the Senate, Republicans appeared receptive. House Minority Leader John Boehner was consulted and apparently "gave the green light" to the changes, believing that the tax In a more controversial move, lawmakers are also considering changing an accounting rule that many have blamed for exacerbating insecurity in the markets. Securities regulators issued a statement yesterday giving companies more flexibility in how to figure out the value of complicated assets for which there are no buyers. But some lawmakers want to take it further and temporarily suspend the so-called mark-to-market rules, which require companies to reflect the market prices of their assets even if they have no intention of selling them. That might Copyright 2008 Washingtonpost.Newsweek Interactive Co. LLC 94/105 improve balance sheets, but critics say it would merely provide a way for companies to hide their losses and could increase uncertainty. Even as stock markets were in an upward trend after Monday's huge sell-off, "the ripple effects from the U.S. financial crisis intensified around the world," notes the WSJ. Yesterday, a French-Belgian bank received a $9.2 billion bailout and became the fifth European financial institution to receive direct assistance from the government since Sunday. And in what the WSJ calls "one of the most ambitious measures taken by a government since the crisis began," Ireland announced that it would guarantee the debt of its top six financial institutions. The WP points out that even as they try to put out fires, government officials around the world recognize that they are "as dependent as ever on Washington to come up with a solution." With all the financial-related news, it's easy to forget that the vice-presidential candidates will face off tomorrow in an eagerly anticipated event. The NYT says that you have to go back to Dan Quayle in 1988 to remember a time when "debate expectations for a major party candidate [have] been as low as they will be on Thursday for Gov. Sarah Palin." The paper reviews her past debate performances in Alaska and says that Palin displayed confidence even as she spoke in vague terms "and showed scant aptitude for developing arguments beyond a talking point or two." The WSJ points out that Democrats are trying to raise expectations for Palin's performance, and Palin played the same game this week saying that she's been listening to Biden speak "since I was in the second grade." The LAT talks to some of her former rivals, who warn that she might not know the ins and outs of policy issues but has an uncanny ability to offer up pithy statements that are appealing to voters. "The political landscape here is littered with people who have underestimated Sarah Palin," a former rival said. In order to be successful, Sen. Joe Biden will have to take her seriously as an opponent while also being careful not to be "overly aggressive against a candidate who radiates telegenic appeal," says the LAT. USAT fronts a look at how Border Patrol agents are increasing the number of supposedly random inspections in domestic trains, buses, and ferries that are far from the border. The agents are beginning to take full advantage of their authority to search any mode of transportation within 100 miles of the border to catch illegal immigrants. And lest you think they're only focusing on people who are trying to make a living in the United States, a Border Patrol official affirms that their actions even help the fight against terrorism. "They never know when we're going to show up and what form we're going to take," he says. In the WP's op-ed page, Jonathan Koppell and William Goetzmann suggest that the best fix for the current financial crisis would be to have the government simply pay off all the Copyright 2008 Washingtonpost.Newsweek Interactive Co. LLC delinquent mortgages. Although the root of the problem is homeowners, the bailout plan "ignores this" even as the amount of money being requested "is almost certainly more than sufficient to pay off all currently delinquent mortgages." Helping financial institutions is "a large, complex gamble," but paying off mortgages would help "ordinary Americans and would quickly spill over to revive the financial markets." In what might very well be one of the most pretentious columns in recent memory, the NYT's Thomas Friedman says readers should take the financial crisis seriously "because I know an unprecedented moment when I see one." Friedman then goes on to say that "I've been frightened for my country only a few times in my life," and they were all during momentous events. This ability isn't something he gained with life experience; it's apparently innate. "[E]ven as a boy of 9," he informs us, "I followed the tension of the Cuban missile crisis." today's papers Failure To Lead By Daniel Politi Tuesday, September 30, 2008, at 6:40 AM ET The roller-coaster ride is nowhere near over. That was the message sent down from Capitol Hill yesterday as initial optimism quickly gave way to shock when the voting started in the House and it became clear there weren't enough votes to approve the $700 billion bailout plan. Lawmakers rejected the compromise rescue package on a 228-205 vote, and nervous investors quickly pressed the sell button. The markets began to plummet at the first sign of trouble, and by the end of the day the Dow Jones industrial average fell by almost 778 points, a new record. It was "the most devastating stock market collapse in 21 years," declares the Los Angeles Times. USA Today notes that the 7 percent plunge "didn't even make the Dow's all-time top 10" but goes on to point out that the broader Standard & Poor's 500 index suffered its worst day since 1987's "Crash Monday." The Wall Street Journal highlights that the closely watched VIX index, which is often referred to as "the fear index," closed "at its highest levels in its 28-year history." "Rarely has a congressional vote held such high drama and produced such immediate repercussions," notes the Washington Post. While it was expected that many rank-and-file lawmakers would go against the wishes of their leaders, most were expecting that the compromise bailout plan would pass the House after the marathon weekend negotiations. Even the White House declared itself optimistic before the vote. "The outcome after a slightly more than 40-minute vote on the House floor left lawmakers almost speechless," says the New York Times. But not 95/105 for long. Republican and Democratic leaders quickly took to the microphones and angrily blamed one another for the bill's defeat. In the end, 140 Democrats voted in favor of the bill, and 95 voted against it, while 65 Republicans approved the measure, and 133 rejected it. Democrats quickly seized the numbers to say the Republican leadership had failed to live up to its side of the bargain as each party had pledged to deliver half its votes for the bill. But Republican leaders said they lost several members at the last minute and blamed what they described as a partisan speech by House Speaker Nancy Pelosi before the vote, a charge that Democrats (and the WSJ editorial board) ridiculed. Everyone says that yesterday's events more than confirmed President Bush's lame-duck status, as his influence among members of his own party is practically nonexistent. While some lawmakers pointed to ideological reasons for rejecting the rescue package, everyone says the surge in angry calls and e-mails from constituents opposed to the measure played a pivotal role. As the LAT notes, there was no grass-roots movement in favor of the bill, but there were plenty of groups that angrily opposed the measure. "People's re-elections played into this to a much greater degree than I would have imagined," said Rep. Deborah Pryce, a Republican from Ohio who is retiring. Other lawmakers were clearly worried about how their vote would play with their constituents a mere five weeks before Election Day. Although members may cite other reasons, "it was old-fashioned politics that killed the bill. … [T]oo many lawmakers weren't willing to risk losing their jobs," declares USAT. The WSJ goes inside with a look at who cast the "no" votes and says they "came from a strange-bedfellows coalition" that spanned the ideological spectrum. Many of these nays came from representatives of low-income districts, but the one thing many had in common is a tough re-election fight. While the majority of Democratic freshmen and all of the first-term Republican lawmakers voted against the bill, the overwhelming majority of those retiring from Capitol Hill voted in favor. But the LAT also points out that many of the no votes came from safe districts, partly because years of redistricting have created "politically polarized" areas where "members from those districts have less incentive to compromise with the other party." So, what now? Congressional leaders and administration officials vowed to work together, but no one is sure how to proceed. "We've got much work to do, and this is much too important to simply let fail," Treasury Secretary Henry Paulson said. The earliest the House could consider another bill would be Thursday, when lawmakers will reconvene after a two-day break in observance of the Jewish New Year. The NYT says lawmakers are considering having the Senate advance a bill, since its passage there is virtually assured. Some are suggesting that Democrats should propose changes to guarantee more support from their side of the aisle at the expense of Republican votes, Copyright 2008 Washingtonpost.Newsweek Interactive Co. LLC but Pelosi and other leaders have been insisting that the bailout must be approved with bipartisan support. For their part, Republicans suggested they could get a few more votes if slight changes are made to the bill. The NYT notes in a separate Page One analysis that many think the leaders of both parties made a critical mistake when they agreed to bring the bill to the House floor without having a vote count set in stone. That's "a bad move at any time, but especially so in this case given the risk of the markets and the badly weakened financial system reacting badly," says the NYT that emphasizes how the bill's collapse represents a huge failure for the political leadership in Washington. As lawmakers continue to negotiate, the markets are likely to continue suffering. A staggering $1.2 trillion disappeared from the U.S. stock market yesterday in what the NYT describes as "Wall Street's blackest day since the 1987 crash." The House's vote reverberated around the world, and all of the major stock markets in Asia were down this morning. So, even though those who voted against the bailout may have wanted to send a message to Wall Street fat cats, they also caused pain in "the notso-fat 401(k) retirement savings plans of millions of Americans," notes the LAT. And the truth is that if the markets experience any more days like Monday, it's "going to hurt the average worker with money in the market far more than it will hurt a bank executive with millions of dollars to spare and a generous pension to boot." The bailout's failure in the House clearly presented a challenge to both presidential candidates, who had offered tepid endorsements, but John McCain is the one with the most to lose. Last week he claimed that he was suspending his campaign to ensure that the important piece of legislation would pass Congress. The LAT notes that two hours before the House voted against the plan, McCain was telling a crowd in Ohio that he was instrumental in getting the piece of legislation through Congress, a message that quickly changed once the votes came in. "The first defense was to go on offense," notes the NYT. McCain blamed Obama and the Democrats for injecting "unnecessary partisanship into the process" before quickly adding that it "is not the time to fix the blame; it's time to fix the problem." For his part, Obama reworked a speech that praised the agreement and instead said there's a "lot of blame to spread around." While also calling for a bipartisan effort, Obama urged voters to consider McCain's history of favoring deregulation when they consider whom to pick in November. Unless Congress passes something, the Federal Reserve and the Treasury don't have much ammunition left in their arsenal to deal with the deepening financial crisis. If lawmakers don't approve anything, the WSJ and WP both highlight that the Fed and Treasury would have little choice but to return to deciding on a case-by-case basis which institutions can be allowed to fail and which should be rescued. And no one thinks that continuing 96/105 with this ad hoc process would do enough to increase confidence in the markets and get credit moving again. The LAT says it remains "an open question" whether the Fed and Treasury have enough power and resources to prevent "the cascading failure of hundreds, perhaps thousands, of financial institutions and paralysis spreading across the whole economy." And in case voters needed a reminder that even some of the nation's largest banks aren't immune, most papers front the government-orchestrated sale of most of Wachovia to Citigroup for $1 a share, or about $2 billion. Citigroup will inherit Wachovia's $312 billion loan portfolio, but the government agreed to pay for any losses after the $42 billion mark. In return for this guarantee, the government got $12 billion in preferred stocks and warrants. Wachovia's sale is the latest example of how Wall Street has been reshaped in the past few weeks with what the NYT calls "a wave of shotgun mergers." In a separate Page One piece, the WSJ says that the "notoriously fragmented American banking system is going through a decade's worth of consolidation in a matter of weeks." Now only the strongest banks are likely to survive, and the consequences of this consolidation will be felt for years. Customers might see their fees go up because of a lack of competition, but on the upside, the mere size of these banks means they'll be less vulnerable to future economic shocks. Then again, these banks could decide to take bigger risks because they may be seen as too big to fail. Faced with a huge economic crisis, the country's political leaders "have failed utterly and catastrophically to project any sense of authority, to give the world any reason to believe that this country is being governed," writes the NYT's David Brooks. Just as they did with their anti-immigration crusade, House Republicans "have once again confused talk radio with reality" and chose to listen to "the loudest and angriest voices in their party, oblivious to the complicated anxieties that lurk in most American minds." If the economy tanks, "they will go down in history as the Smoot-Hawleys of the 21st century." "The basic problem here is that too many people don't understand the seriousness of the situation," writes the Post's Steven Pearlstein. "But it is a measure of how little trust remains in both Washington and Wall Street that voters are willing to risk a serious hit to their wealth and income rather than follow their lead." today's papers Compromising Positions By Daniel Politi Monday, September 29, 2008, at 6:45 AM ET Copyright 2008 Washingtonpost.Newsweek Interactive Co. LLC After a dramatic weekend filled with negotiations and discussions, lawmakers managed to achieve their goal of reaching a compromise on the $700 billion bailout package before the markets open today. The House is scheduled to vote on the 110-page bill today with a Senate vote to follow as early as Wednesday. "All sides had to surrender something" in order to reach a deal, notes the New York Times. Still, their work is hardly over as "weary negotiators said that the hardest part is still before them" because congressional leaders now have to step up their efforts to get support for the measure, notes USA Today. Despite the compromises, the basic outline of the rescue package remains the same, as it would "effectively nationalize an array of mortgages and securities backed by them," the Wall Street Journal summarizes. Despite signs that some who opposed the bailout plan last week are now ready to support this new version, the deal still "faces strong opposition, and it remained unclear Sunday whether it would have enough votes to pass," says the Los Angeles Times. The WSJ is a bit more optimistic and says that approval is seen as likely "despite the measure's unpopularity." Both presidential candidates offered tepid endorsements. (The Washington Post's Web site appeared to be down this morning.) The NYT details how the weekend's marathon negotiating sessions were filled with tense moments and included lots of shouting back and forth between lawmakers and administration officials. At one point early Sunday morning, it seemed as if Treasury Secretary Henry Paulson was on the verge of collapse. "He was tired, but fine," reports the NYT. So, what's in this deal that would, as the WSJ puts it, "authorize the biggest banking rescue in U.S. history"? Many of the details remain murky, but most of the basic items shouldn't come as a surprise to anyone who has been following the negotiations over the past week. Lawmakers added stronger oversight to the plan, which would impose some limits on executive compensation and also require companies that benefit to provide an equity stake to the government so taxpayers can get some money back if it recovers. The bill also calls on the government to do more to help homeowners avoid foreclosure. Besides the equity stake, the compromise plan also includes a measure that would require the president to assess whether the bailout has cost taxpayers money after five years. If it has, then the president must submit a plan to Congress that would force financial firms to pay up to make up for the difference. "This is a major, major change," House Speaker Nancy Pelosi said last night. The bill would distribute the money in installments, starting with $250 billion plus $100 billion that could be released by the president as he sees fit. The other $350 billion would be handed out if the president approves and if there are no objections from Congress. If the bill passes, the Treasury would have 45 days to 97/105 outline how the government would decide what to buy and how much to pay for it. It's clear, though, that the Treasury secretary would have much flexibility and wouldn't be limited just to buying up mortgages and mortgage-backed securities. The measure that would have the government insure the toxic debt rather than simply buy it—which was what House Republicans proposed last week, when they threatened to back away from the deal—"ultimately survived in limited form," notes the WSJ. The proposal is included in the bill, but it is listed along with the power to purchase the securities so it's unclear whether the Treasury would actually use it. Much of the discussion this weekend centered on the limits to executive compensation, which seemed to be a done deal last week. Some key Democrats were pushing for a one-size-fits-all approach, but Paulson strongly objected. They finally agreed on a tiered measure that particularly focuses on preventing "golden parachute" payouts to executives but is rather narrow overall and sets complicated limits, depending on how each firm participates in the deal. In the end, the limits on executive pay "appear unlikely to be used very often," says the NYT. If there's one clear winner from this compromise plan, it's clearly Paulson, the LAT and NYT both point out in nearly identical analyses. Despite all the wheeling and dealing over the past week, Paulson got almost everything he wanted, and if the plan is approved, he and his successor would have a great deal of power over the U.S. economy. "Paulson's new powers will be almost breathtaking in their scope," declares the LAT. "Rarely if ever has one man had such broad authority to spend government money as he sees fit," notes the NYT. To be sure, lawmakers did increase oversight and added the equity stake provision that Paulson didn't like. But ultimately, if there's one striking thing about the compromise, it's the great latitude that Paulson would have in deciding how to implement its details. "The $700 billion question: Will it work?" asks USAT before outlining the pros and cons. That's the key question as lawmakers move to approve a deal that is likely to change the face of the American economy for decades to come. Even if the plan works beautifully and manages to shore up the credit markets, "it is unlikely to prevent the economy from sliding into recession," notes the WSJ. (Of course, many think the U.S. economy is already in a recession.) "There will be some benefits of this plan, but we think the economy's already gone too far to prevent enough damage," an economist tells the WSJ. The NYT suggests that it's best to see the bailout as a very significant step that will leave lots of unfinished business to the next administration. "Managing this issue is going to dominate the agenda of the next president for two years," one expert said. In an analysis piece inside, the NYT says that the fight over the bailout plan has probably provided voters the best view of how each of the presidential candidates would approach problems if Copyright 2008 Washingtonpost.Newsweek Interactive Co. LLC elected. John McCain showed once again that he believes "individual leaders can play a catalytic role and should use the bully pulpit to push politicians." For his part, Barack Obama demonstrated how he believes that "several minds are better than one" and showed that "he is wary of too much showmanship." While some say that Obama may have acted too calm and was slow to react, McCain is the one who comes out of this with more mixed reviews from members of his own party. Some insist McCain showed leadership, but others say he created a lot of chaos and drama without achieving any tangible benefits for his campaign. In a Page One piece, the LAT says that McCain's actions not only upset supporters, but also "gave new ammunition" to those who have been raising questions about his judgment. "It was all very dramatic, but maybe the American public is tired of drama after the last eight years," said John Weaver, McCain's former campaign manager. By pushing so hard for a deal, McCain also managed to alienate some of the more conservative members of his party, who warmed up to him only after he selected Gov. Sarah Palin as his running mate. Meanwhile, there are no indications that McCain's attempts to suspend his campaign and delay Friday's debate helped him with voters. USAT and the LAT both publish polls that suggest voters were more impressed by Obama than McCain during the faceoff in Mississippi. USAT reports that debate viewers gave Obama a 17-percentage-point lead as the candidate with the best ideas to solve the country's problems. They also said Obama did better in the debate, 46 percent to 34 percent. The LAT points out that while more people still see McCain as more knowledgeable, Obama was seen as more "presidential" by 46 percent of debate watchers, compared with 33 percent who picked McCain. Obama was also seen as more trustworthy and had a clear advantage as the candidate who "cares about people like you." In the LAT's op-ed page, Douglas Schoen says that perhaps it's time we start paying a bit of attention to candidates who aren't named McCain or Obama. Polls already show a bit of support for third-party candidates in key states. And in a close election, a bit of support is all they need to change the outcome. As the election draws near, "it's not the biggest poll percentages that demand scrutiny, but the smallest ones," writes Schoen. "Because it could turn out that the crucial role in the 2008 election will be played by a candidate no one is talking about." today's papers Critical Mass By David Sessions Sunday, September 28, 2008, at 4:40 AM ET 98/105 The Washington Post, New York Times, and Los Angeles Times each lead Congress' late-night progress toward agreement on an economic bailout plan on Saturday. Yesterday's talks were propelled by the need to act swiftly, and focused on adding strict oversight to the $700 billion as well as exploring new ways to pay for the measure that would avoid sticking taxpayers with the bill. "We're moving, we're moving," Sen. Christopher Dodd, DConn., told the WP after last night's session, from which Treasury Secretary Henry M. Paulson emerged around 12:30 a.m. (Both he and Sen. Nancy Pelosi called the evening's work "great progress.") Congress did reach a tentative agreement, the NYT reports, with congressional staff working around the clock to finalize language that will hopefully be ready for a Monday vote. The new plan includes some limits on executive pay and provides for strict oversight of the rescue monies. Additionally, the LAT reports, the updated accord is "expected to call for the money to be made available in installments instead of one enormous lump sum." Democrats and Republicans both seem to agree that the bailout should not take place "on the backs of taxpayers," the WP reports, and even the conservatives most strongly against it expect the "critical mass" forming behind the current agreement to push it through Congress. The NYT begins what is certain to be a long string of investigation of exactly how the current crisis developed. An off-lead story goes "behind" the AIG crisis, its headline reporting the insurer's "blind eye to a web of risk." The LAT's front page wonders if taxpayers might actually turn a profit on the bailout, citing the government's 1994 rescue of the Mexican peso—an investment that yielded a $500 million profit. The WP's front page focuses on matters of the moment, like whether the collective turn of the nation's heads toward the economy will hurt John McCain. Barack Obama has opened up a narrow lead in national polls as well as significant battleground states, putting McCain on the defensive. "For McCain, the danger is that previously undecided voters will become comfortable that Obama is ready to be president. The longer Obama can hold even a small lead, the more difficult it will be for McCain to reverse it." An expansive, above-the-fold A1 story in the NYT highlights John McCain's "many ties" to the gambling industry, illustrating with an accompanying graphic that contributions from gambling interests to McCain's campaign are double those made to Barack Obama. McCain is a "lifelong gambler" and "one of the founding fathers of Indian gaming," according to a professor and "leading Indian gambling expert." More than 40 of McCain's advisers and fundraisers have worked for "an array of gambling interests" ranging from Las Vegas casinos to online poker purveyors. The only comment the Times received from the McCain campaign was a hostile suggestion that the story would "insinuate impropriety on the part of Senator McCain where none exists" and "gamble away" its remaining credibility. Copyright 2008 Washingtonpost.Newsweek Interactive Co. LLC All three front pages memorialize Paul Newman, the iconic star of Cool Hand Luke who was known for his piecing blue eyes. Newman died of cancer in his home on Saturday at age 83. "If Marlon Brando and James Dean defined the defiant American male as a sullen rebel, Paul Newman recreated him as a likable renegade, a strikingly handsome figure of animal high spirits and blue-eyed candor whose magnetism was almost impossible to resist," the NYT eulogizes. Newman acted in more than 65 movies in his 50-year career. (Slate's Dahlia Lithwick reminisced about Newman here.) The WP Style section profiles Robin Thicke, a "31-year-old 'white guy who looks like a white guy' (right down to the blue eyes) but who sings black music to majority-black audiences." Thick's soulful R&B tracks have gained unprecedented popularity in the African-American community, with his single "Lost Without U" becoming the most successful R&B song on the Billboard charts since 1965—and the first white performer to top the chart since 1992. Though he has transcended race in virtually ever quantifiable way, Thicke says it "will always be a part of the conversation," and enjoys talking about his unusual spot at the top of the black music industry. The NYT Metro section stalks dethroned New York Gov. Eliot Spitzer, who is now a "face in the crowd" around the city. Based on e-mail messages obtained in a Freedom of Information Act request and brief on-the-street encounters with Spitzer, the story pieces together the former governor's current routine and his plans for the future. He currently works for his father's realestate firm and has possible plans to rehabilitate his image through charity or pro bono legal work. Spitzer is viciously defensive of his policy reputation, saying he was "right" about AIG when he attempted to oust its embattled chairman in 2005. WP ombudsman Deborah Howell responds to e-mails from 750 angry readers—"more than I heard from about the financial crisis"—protesting a Pat Oliphant cartoon that ran on the Post's Web site. The illustration depicted Sarah Palin speaking in tongues to God, who responded that he couldn't understand her "damn right wing gibberish." Howell's poll of Post editors finds that the paper would not have run the cartoon in print. today's papers Bombs Over a Bailout By Lydia DePillis Saturday, September 27, 2008, at 8:41 AM ET In a doozy of a news day, Sen. John McCain decided to debate after earlier saying he'd stay in Washington to fix the economy, a bailout agreement inched closer to completion, and lawmakers still managed to debate other spending packages as part of their 99/105 day-to-day business of governing. The papers all lead with the freewheeling, 90-minute showdown, which was supposed to center around foreign policy but which moderator Jim Lehrer allowed to veer extensively into the rapidly evolving financial crisis. In the latter half of the debate, the candidates launched into attacks on each others' foreign-policy positions, with McCain hammering away at Sen. Barack Obama's inexperience and seeking to distinguish his own record from that of President Bush. The Illinois senator repeatedly answered McCain's claims with interjections of "that's not true," attempting to articulate relatively nuanced positions in prime-time TV terms. Both candidates expressed optimism that Congress would soon settle on a plan to resolve the carnage on Wall Street but clashed over their domestic economic agendas. McCain railed against "out of control" spending in Washington—floating a spending freeze on everything but defense, veterans, and entitlements— while Obama dwelled on his middle-class tax cuts and pinned the current predicament on a trend toward market deregulation, on which Bush and McCain have tended to agree. The foreignpolicy discussion lingered on where should be considered the central front in the effort to combat terrorism, with McCain insisting that Iraq still deserved substantial troop commitments while Obama advocated for a shift in focus to Afghanistan. The Los Angeles Times finds that neither candidate committed the kind of major gaffe that could have dominated the news cycle for days, nor did they land the kind of knockout blow that would fundamentally alter the terms of the campaign. But most of the papers did highlight the candidates' differences in style. The Wall Street Journal says that McCain adopted a "folksy" delivery—chuckling and smiling much more than his gravefaced opponent—while Obama appeared sharper and quicker on the attack than he had previously. The Washington Post judges that McCain's voice "dripped with derision" as he belittled Obama's approach to meeting with leaders of rogue states, which Obama countered with a chorus of "You were wrong. … You were wrong" about McCain's support for the entry into war with Iraq. The New York Times calls McCain "feisty and aggressive," but with an attachment to terms that those without several decades in the Senate might not understand, betraying a generational gap that defines how the two are understood by a language- and image-sensitive public. Meanwhile, congressional lawmakers continue to wrangle over the details of a bailout that the brass tacks have begun to puncture. Although Treasury Secretary Henry Paulson's original plan remains largely intact, according to the WSJ, the Post reports that House Democrats led by Rep. Barney Frank, DMass., have made some tweaks, including granting taxpayers some equity in banks that participate in the bailout, a plan to release the money in stages rather than all at once, and limits on executive compensation. House Republicans, tired of being pushed around by the majority, looked on Thursday to be closing ranks around a legislative alternative built on federal insurance Copyright 2008 Washingtonpost.Newsweek Interactive Co. LLC for mortgage assets combined with tax cuts on investment gains. But the WP fronts a colorful narrative of how McCain's return to Washington threw a wrench into the negotiations: According to the reporters, McCain derailed their emerging agreement by announcing that he wouldn't simply fall into lockstep with the party leadership. "Just like Iraq, I'm not afraid to go it alone if I need to," McCain threatened. Meanwhile, the NYT reports above the fold that the muchmaligned chairman of the Securities and Exchange Commission has admitted defeat, saying that his agency's voluntary oversight program for the banking industry was "fundamentally flawed from the beginning." The flagellation came as the SEC inspector general released a report harshly criticizing the agency's monitoring of Bear Stearns before it went under in March. Wachovia became the latest bank to start shopping around for buyers as well as its stocks took a nosedive Friday with investors spooking over its large mortgage portfolio. The WSJ says all potential buyers are staying tight-lipped, but the NYT is reporting that the bank has entered preliminary talks with Citigroup, figuring that even a government bailout won't save it from the trash heap. In parallel developments on the Hill, House Democrats passed a $61 billion social services spending bill that won't make it into law, since Senate Republicans just rejected a companion measure and President Bush has promised to veto it anyway (OK by Democrats, who freely admit the measure was designed to put Republicans on record as opposing social relief programs). Senate Republicans are pushing for a vote on a $631 billion measure for the Pentagon, veterans, homeland security measures, and keeping agencies running at their current levels, which Bush has indicated he will sign on into law. "This is the most expensive week in the history of the Republic," commented Rep. Jeff Flake, R-Ariz. The papers also found room for several international stories of considerable import. For one thing, modern-day Somali pirates are wreaking havoc with shipping lanes through the Gulf of Aden, boarding ships with large weapons and seizing their cargo. The pirate spokesman, reports the NYT, could not be reached for comment. Taking action on the issue being debated in Mississippi, NATO has adopted a strategy—or at least the name of a strategy—from Iraq in Afghanistan, undertaking a "surge" of development projects to turn the rising tide of Taliban activity, the Post reports inside. The LAT brings news that North Korea is apparently in the midst of a construction boom that has analysts baffled: Where is Pyongyang getting all that cash? 100/105 Russia has struck an oil deal with Venezuela, including forging a new consortium and a $1 billion military loan for the South American country. The NYT says the move grows out of events in Georgia that have "reordered priorities" in Moscow. The NYT also has a long exegesis of China's milk problems, looking at how ridden with holes the country's dairy regulatory system really is. The distraction of the Olympics deepened the contamination that has sickened 53,000 children, as did inspectors who gave milk plants clean bills of health, if they were even inspected at all. But, the LAT notes, some have found a way around it: renting cows. today's pictures Today's Pictures Wine and vine. Friday, October 3, 2008, at 6:56 AM ET twitterbox Gwen Ifill Lost This Debate The latest from Slate's vice-presidential debate Twitter feed. Thursday, October 2, 2008, at 10:25 PM ET Want instant commentary from Slate writers and editors on the debates? Bookmark this page, and follow along as we Twitter all three McCain-Obama face-offs and next week's vice presidential showdown. Keep coming back to read our 20 latest tweets, which will automatically update below. You can also follow us at http://twitter.com/Slate, and you can read an explanation of our Twitter project here. So Gov. Sarah Palin can speak spontaneously in complete and coherent sentences. Let's judge her, then, as we would a presumptively seasoned and competent political leader. By that standard, on issues of foreign policy, she was outgunned by Sen. Joe Biden at every turn. And more than Sen. Barack Obama, who could have answered some of Sen. John McCain's charges more forcefully in last week's debate, Biden made no effort to muffle his fire. When Palin called Obama's plan for a phased withdrawal from Iraq "a white flag of surrender," Biden shot back that the plan was identical to the policy of Iraqi Prime Minister Nouri al-Maliki. When Palin repeated her charge that Obama was "beyond naive" in calling for negotiating with adversaries "without preconditions," Biden explained what the phrase meant, then noted that it was supported not just by the five former secretaries of state who recently co-authored an endorsement of the idea but by our allies, with whom Palin had just said we needed to work together. When Palin recited McCain's line about applying the principles of the Iraqi surge to Afghanistan, Biden (correctly) noted that the U.S. commanding general in Afghanistan has said the surge wouldn't work there. (By the way, it does not bother me at all that Palin referred to Gen. Dave McKiernan as "Gen. McClellan." We all make mistakes like that now and then.) Finally, when Biden said the Bush administration's foreign policy has been an "abject failure," and proceeded to list the many ways in which that was so, Palin's only reply was to smile and say, "Enough playing the blame game." If Obama and Biden talk so much about change, she added (as if this were really a clever point), why do they spend so much time looking backward? Latest Twitter Updates Follow us on Twitter. . . To which Biden replied, with uncharacteristic pith, "Past is prologue." And so it is. At another point, he noted, "Facts matter." And so they do. More to the point, he noted that McCain has never explained how his policies would differ from Bush's on Iran, Lebanon, Pakistan, or Iraq. In other words, even if Palin is right that 2009 is Year Zero, what would she and her No. 1 do differently? She didn't answer the question, any more than McCain ever has, perhaps because there is no answer. war stories She Still Knows Nothing Palin proved that she can speak in complete sentences, but not that she understands anything about foreign policy. By Fred Kaplan Thursday, October 2, 2008, at 11:45 PM ET Copyright 2008 Washingtonpost.Newsweek Interactive Co. LLC When Biden was asked what line he would draw in deciding whether to intervene in other countries militarily, he cited two criteria: whether we had the capacity to make a difference and whether the countries in question were committing genocide or 101/105 harboring terrorists—in which case, he said, they would have forfeited the rights of sovereignty. Palin replied merely by hailing John McCain as a man "who knows how to win a war, who's been there." (McCain has said this about himself as well several times, though, with all due respect for his military record, where's the proof of this claim? What wars has he won, and what did he do there?) One might disagree with Biden's criteria of intervention as excessively expansive, but at least it's an arguable position. Palin's reply was a cliché. That sums up her performance as a whole. war stories Obama Wins on Foreign Policy form a unified government. It was in this sense that Obama meant that the surge was tactics while the political goal was strategy. McCain overshot when he kept saying that the surge "has succeeded," that the troops will come home with "victory"—a word that McCain's demigod, Gen. David Petraeus, has many times explicitly declined to invoke, for good reason. Obama also did well in countering McCain's proposal for a League of Democracy—a group of democratic nations that would confront Iran when the U.N. Security Council can't because of Russia's and China's veto power. The problem with this idea, as Obama noted, is that sanctions wouldn't be very effective without the cooperation of Russia or China. The issue at stake—keeping Iran from building a nuclear bomb—has nothing to do with democracy and everything to do with common security interests. Russia can't be coddled on the matter, but cutting them off through a new Cold War is a counterproductive idea. Besides, the other democracies—mainly Germany, France, and England—don't like the idea, so it's a nonstarter. It's a fantasy on every level. He stood up to McCain, and he had a more realistic vision of the world. By Fred Kaplan Saturday, September 27, 2008, at 12:31 AM ET Sen. John McCain basically made four points in the foreignpolicy sections of the first presidential debate: 1) He was for the surge (which "has succeeded") while Sen. Barack Obama opposed it; 2) he has experience, while Obama does not; 3) he wants to form a League of Democracy to impose sanctions on Iran; 4) Georgia and Ukraine should be admitted to NATO. Obama dealt with those points—in some cases not as strongly as he might have, but probably well enough—and made several of his own: the need to improve our standing in the world, to wipe out al-Qaida in Afghanistan, to focus on creative diplomacy and not just bluster to solve problems, and to devise a sound energy policy in order, not least, to blunt Russia's resurgence. McCain did little to rebut those propositions except to say that he knows how to do these things and that Obama's thinking is naive and dangerous. Scored on debaters' points, the match was close. Judged on the substantive issues, especially on which candidate has the more realistic view of the world, Obama won hands down. It was odd that McCain put so much emphasis on Iraq. Yes, he supported the surge, which has played a major—but far from the only—role in reducing the violence in Iraq. But Obama could boast that he was against going into Iraq in the first place— which speaks more to the next president's judgment about getting lassoed into future conflicts. And Obama was correct that the surge was always, even on its own terms, a means to an end—a way to reduce the violence so that the Iraqi leaders could Copyright 2008 Washingtonpost.Newsweek Interactive Co. LLC The two candidates weren't far apart on the question of letting Georgia and Ukraine into NATO, but their differences, while subtle, were telling. McCain wants to let both countries into NATO right away (which would mean war with Russia, if the treaty were taken seriously). Obama says they should be allowed to start the application process and should be admitted "if they meet requirements." The catch is that Georgia can't meet the requirements, one of which is that a member must have borders that are agreed upon. Georgia's borders have long been in dispute. This isn't just a loophole; an alliance can't agree to defend a member's borders if the borders are in contention from the outset. Again, it's a nonissue: Georgia is not going to be let into NATO under the current circumstances, no matter what McCain says. McCain's fiercest rhetorical points were the ones that I thought Obama didn't answer firmly enough. The first was that if we were to impose a timetable for withdrawing troops from Iraq, as Sen. Obama has proposed, the war would be lost. Obama could have noted two things. First, he is not talking about a total withdrawal. Second, and more to the point, the person who is insisting on a withdrawal timetable as a condition of any U.S. troop presence beyond the end of this year isn't Obama—it's Nouri al-Maliki, the prime minister of Iraq. Even the Bush administration has conceded this point. Does McCain want to keep troops in Iraq over the objection of the Iraqi government? McCain's second point was that he has experience. Several times (at least four), he noted that he has been "involved" in every national-security decision of the past twentysome years. He also took every opportunity to say, "I've been to Afghanistan, I know the security needs. … I know how to heal the wounds of war," etc., etc. At one point, he said, "There are some advantages in 102/105 experience and judgment," then added, "I don't believe Senator Obama has that knowledge and experience." Obama didn't answer these charges directly—but maybe he didn't have to. I have never been any good at gauging how "the American people" view these sorts of things, but was McCain protesting too much? My guess (and it's just a guess) is that by talking sensibly and coherently about issues of war and peace, arguing with McCain at his own level or higher—simply by holding his own—Obama may have effectively rebutted the charge and made McCain's condescension seem prickly. One could ask: If McCain has had all this experience, how did he get snookered on invading Iraq in the first place? If Obama's so naive (the tag that McCain threw at him several times), how did he see through it? And does McCain really want to put such a high premium on the experience card right now? Next week, after all, Sarah Palin debates Joe Biden. what's up, doc? Burnout U Depression and suicidal thoughts in medical students. By Sydney Spiesel Thursday, October 2, 2008, at 6:57 AM ET Problem: Over the years, many medical students have talked to me about their stress. But so have undergraduate students, interns, residents, fellows, and practicing physicians—leading me to wonder if medical students' stress was actually extraordinary. I remember my medical school days as moderately stressful, but, as my wife points out, I was somewhat insulated during medical school because I already had a family, had left behind another career, and was older. Her perspective is wise, as I have learned from a recent paper in the Annals of Internal Medicine that looked at stress and its consequences in U.S. medical students. Findings: The main findings are worrisome, indeed. The study included more than 2,000 students at seven medical schools and looked for evidence of burnout and suicidal thinking. About half the medical students reported the feelings that define burnout (emotional exhaustion, a feeling of a loss of personal identity, a sense of poor personal accomplishment). Many showed signs of depression and a decreased mental quality of life compared with peers not in medical school. The most disturbing finding was that each year about 10 percent of the observed students had active suicidal thoughts—a symptom we know carries a substantial risk for a future suicide attempt. Even more—about one student out of four—had thoughts about suicide sometime during medical school. The good news is that sometimes things Copyright 2008 Washingtonpost.Newsweek Interactive Co. LLC do get better: Checking in a year later, the researchers found that about one-quarter of the students who experienced earlier burnout had recovered and showed a decrease in suicidal thoughts. Explanation: Why should medical students be so stressed that fully half feel burned out and so many have contemplated suicide? Sometimes it is the result of the process of medical education itself. Medical students are expected to master an enormous volume of knowledge—more than can possibly be achieved. Students experience great anxiety in anticipating the moment when they just can't recall something of enormous importance and, as a result, commit some awful error, potentially harming a patient. Faculty and the residents who do a substantial amount of clinical teaching press students hard, leaving them with feelings of incompetence and uselessness. When students move from the classroom to clinical rotations, they shift through different medical specialties. Just when they have a sense of having acquired a basic knowledge base of pediatrics or psychiatry or orthopedics, they're transferred to a new rotation, again starting at ground zero. As this is happening, opportunities for recreational breaks are limited while long hours can lead to a crushing fatigue. There are other problems, too. Medical students are frequently exposed to human suffering and death—experiences most have never encountered before. They can feel abused, taken advantage of by institutions or superiors by overwork or inappropriate assignments ("run down to the cafeteria and pick up our lunch"). Most are experiencing the stresses of dating (and, sadly, no— real life isn't like the medical TV shows), and many are wondering if medicine was the right choice after all. There's one more source of anxiety and depression: Almost no one leaves medical school without accumulating a huge debt—now $140,000 on average—which has to be repaid somehow. Possible solutions: As is usually the case, it is easier to identify and define a problem than to come up with a fix. We need to be alert to the signs of burnout, depression, and suicidal thinking in medical students and to make available the mental-health services needed to help with these problems. Unfortunately, medical students with clinical depression are no better (indeed, perhaps worse) than the general population in seeking mentalhealth services. Medical schools need to create an atmosphere in which it is understood that there is no shame in seeking help. We need to change faculty teaching styles toward the positive and supportive. And senior physicians need to teach by example how to confront issues of life and death—and what to do and say when, really, there is nothing to do and say. 103/105 xx factor xxtra The Un-Hillary Why watching Sarah Palin is agony for women. By Emily Bazelon Wednesday, October 1, 2008, at 6:23 PM ET When Harriet Miers blew her murder boards—days spent grilling in preparation for her Senate confirmation hearings—she yanked her own nomination to the Supreme Court. Her "uncertain, underwhelming responses" made her handlers panic, and so Miers and the Bush administration called off the show. Sarah Palin's murder boards have taken place in public. We've all watched her stumped and stumbling in her interviews with Katie Couric. Tuesday's tidbit, not yet on the air but courtesy of Howie Kurtz, is that when asked about the Supreme Court, Palin mentioned Roe v. Wade and then couldn't name another case. This time, she didn't repeat stock phrases. She just went silent. Kathleen Parker at the National Review Online and Fareed Zakaria in Newsweek have called for her to follow Miers and pull out. But Palin isn't expendable—the Republican base that mistrusted Miers loves her. So instead of bowing out, she heads into her debate with Joe Biden with expectations so low either she or her opponent seems bound to trip over them. For women who are watching this all unfold, this means a lot of analysis, much of it angst-ridden. Conservatives express straightforward disappointment. "I watch her interviews with the held breath of an anxious parent, my finger poised over the mute button in case it gets too painful," Parker writes glumly. "Unfortunately, it often does. My cringe reflex is exhausted." Many more-liberal women, meanwhile, make the point that Palin's poverty of knowledge is a big reason to doubt John McCain's judgment, as Ruth Marcus drives home in her column in the Washington Post this week. The problem is that Palin is a vice-presidential candidate who is not ready to be president, not that she's a woman who isn't ready. Given that, let her fail now, before she does real damage in office. But Palin's gender is at the center of another set of reactions I've been hearing and reading among women who don't support her ticket, filled with ambivalence over how bad she is. Laugh at the Tina Fey parodies that make Palin ridiculous just by quoting her verbatim. And then cry. When Palin tanks, it's good for the country if you want Obama and Biden to win, but it's bad for the future of women in national politics. I'm in this boat, too. Should we feel sorry for Sarah Palin? No. But if she fails miserably, we might be excused for feeling a bit sorry for ourselves. Palin is the most prominent woman on the political stage at the moment. By taking unprepared hesitancy and lack of preparation to a sentence-stopping level, she's yanking us back to the old Copyright 2008 Washingtonpost.Newsweek Interactive Co. LLC assumption that women can't hack it at these heights. We know that's not true—we've just watched Hillary Clinton power through a campaign with a masterful grasp of policy and detail. Clinton lost in part because she was the girl grind. Complex sentences, the names of Supreme Court cases, and bizarre warnings about foreign heads of state invading our airspace weren't her problem. The fear now is that Palin is the antiHillary and that her lack of competence threatens to undo what the Democratic primary did for women. Palin won't bust through the ceiling that has Hillary's 18 million cracks in it. She'll give men an excuse to replace it with a new one. Worrying about this can lead you to an odd, even selfcontradictory amalgam of anger and pity. Judith Warner embodied this in the New York Times when she described watching Palin smile while sitting down with Henry Kissinger and feeling a "wave of self-recognition and sympathy" and an "upsurge of concern and kinship." In the next breath, in proper feminist fashion she points out that glamorizing incompetence "means that any woman who exudes competence will necessarily be excluded from the circle of sisterhood." But then Warner loops back to her opening sympathy and ends by casting Palin's nomination as not only "an insult to the women (and men) of America" but "an act of cruelty toward her as well." The suggestion is that John McCain inflicted the cruelty when he picked her. As Rebecca Traister points out in Salon, there's an obvious feminist comeback here. Shut down the "Palin pity party," Traister urges. "Shaking our heads and wringing our hands in sympathy with Sarah Palin is a disservice to every woman who has ever been unfairly dismissed based on her gender, because this is an utterly fair dismissal, based on an utter lack of ability and readiness." Good point. And an especially pertinent one on the eve of the vice-presidential debate. Traister's argument refutes the McCain campaign's effort to spin the justified attacks on Palin as sexism. The campaign can't dismiss Palin's critics as sexist for jumping on her thin, stock-phrase-laden answers to reasonable questions. It would be sexist—and destructive for the country—to demand less. But the answer isn't necessarily to throw the sexism line back in the campaign's face, as Campbell Brown did on CNN last week. Brown scolded the campaign for treating Palin as if she's too delicate to handle the press. But where is Palin in this equation? Doesn't she have to account for the way she's been shielded from questions that shouldn't be hard for her to answer? Traister is right that this is on Palin at least as much as it's on John McCain. Palin put herself in line for the presidency; she could have turned down the invitation to join the ticket. She gains from this campaign no matter what—before it, she had no national profile, now she has an outsized one, and all the criticism will just make her true fans love her more. (They're ready to eat Kathleen Parker alive.) She has cannily based her appeal on scorning the media, so it hardly makes sense to feel 104/105 pity for her because the media are actually scornful, given all the fodder she's provided. For all of these reasons, I should take Traister's advice and stop agonizing. I'm not ambivalent about Palin's positions on taxes, stem-cell research, or offshore drilling. Why should I be ambivalent about how she performs in the debate? What if Palin does unexpectedly well and gives McCain another boost in the polls? Better she should go down hard for knowing nothing about the Supreme Court than that the court should move ever rightward because the Republicans get to pick the next justices. And yet. When I watch Palin, I can't help but cringe along with Parker. Call it women's solidarity, however misplaced. I keep coming back to this prim phrase: Please, don't make a spectacle of yourself. String some coherent sentences together. Your efforts to wrap yourself in Hillary's mantle make no sense in terms of what you'd actually do in office. But if you could pull off just a bit of her debating prowess—just a bit—I'll step a little lighter when I wake up Friday morning. Copyright 2008 Washingtonpost.Newsweek Interactive Co. LLC 105/105 Copyright 2008 Washingtonpost.Newsweek Interactive Co. LLC 105/105