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NEWSPAPER OF IMPERIAL COLLEGE UNION
F r i d a y 11th J u n e , 1976
N o . 423
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Singleton scoring IC's only
goal of the match
DAME A L I C E OWEN'S Playing Fields
at Whetstone,
North London, provided the unlikely setting for a practice
match between IC and an England XI on Wednesday
afternoon. Despite getting lost, the IC squad arrived
"Good work-out for the
boys"-Revie
before the England team.
According
to
England
Manager,
Don Revie,
this
m a t c h w a s to form t h e b a s i s
from w h i c h h e w o u l d c h o o s e
his
five
substitutes
for
England
Cup
qualifying
match
against
Finland
in
H e l s i n k i this Sunday.
The
match w h i c h
lasted
o n l y a n hour w a s meant a s a
dummy game i n w h i c h the I C
team took o n t h e r o l e o f the
defensive F i n n i s h side. In a
pre-match
prep
talk,
Don
R e v i e a s k e d the I C team to
p l a y a tight game a n d u s e
man-for-man m a r k i n g w i t h a
s w e e p e r at the b a c k . T h e r e s u l t
of I C e m p l o y i n g t h e s e t a c t i c s ,
i n t h e f i r s t h a l f , meant that
England
scored only
eight
goals — die first of which
c a m e a f t e r o n l y three m i n u t e s
of p l a y .
I n o n e o f t h e i r numerous
attacks,
IC
managed
to
s a l v a g e a g o a l towards the
e n d o f the f i r s t h a l f . T h e
goal came after I C h a d forced
a t h r o w - i n o n the r i g h t ; M i k e
Doyle
h e a d e d o u t , but I C
C a p t a i n , J i m I l e y put t h e b a l l
back i n — it w a s f l i c k e d on
by
P a t Frampton
to P h i l
S i n g l e t o n w h o turned o n t h e
b a l l a n d p u s h e d it under the
advancing body of J o e Corrigan.
A s k e d to m o d i f y t h e i r game
slightly i n the second naif,
I C l i f t e d their p l a y and this
produced
a
much
tighter
game.
With
less
room t o
manoeuvre i n , E n g l a n d found
themselves being forced back
a n d C o r r i g a n h a d t o make a f e w
s a v e s to k e e p I G o u t .
England's
domination
of
the m i d f i e l d
w a s somewhat
r e d u c e d w i t h the s u b s t i t u t i o n
of Mick Popper with Steve
B a t e s . I C v e n t u r e d o u t more
p o s i t i v e l y d u r i n g the m i d d l e
of this h a l f a n d i n one the
more
vigorous
encounters,
T o n y T o w e r s h a d to l e a v e the
f i e l d for s e v e r a l m i n u t e s w i t h
a w r e n c h e d r i g h t foot after
being involved i n a tackle
with Ian Huntingdon.
Despite
IC's
improved
play
in
the s e c o n d
half,
England
scored
five
more
g o a l s to r u n o u t w i n n e r s b y
13 g o a l s t o 1.
(subs D
IC: Kev
Allen
Aslam),
Jim
Iley,
Dave
Brabbim,
Ian
Huntingdon,
Chris
Howley
(subs
Colin
Durey), Terry Grimwade, Mick
Popper, Phil Singleton (subs
Gareth Roberts), Terry Linden,
Pat Frampton, Bob Dutton.
ENGLAND:
Joe
Corrigan,
Dave Clements,
Mike Doyle,
Brian
Greenhoff, Phil
Neal,
Ray
Kennedy
(2),
Butch
Wilkins (1), Tony Towers (1),
Peter Taylor (I), Joe Royle (3),
Gordon Hill (S).
Numbers in brackets refers to
goals scored.
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T h e South K e n s i n g t o n S p o r t s C o m m i t t e e h a s a g r e e d that
the e x t e n s i o n o f the u s e o f the p o o l to " f r i e n d s a n d n e i g h b o u r s " o f the C o l l e g e , w h i c h h a s o p e r a t e d d u r i n g 1 9 7 5 / 7 6 ,
should continue indefinitely,
a n d that the r e d u c t i o n i n
s q u a s h c o u r t p l a y i n g s e s s i o n s from 4 5 to 30 m i n u t e s , f i r s t
i n t r o d u c e d o n 27th O c t o b e r 1 9 7 5 , s h o u l d be made p e r m a n e n t .
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T h e C o m m i t t e e h a s a g r e e d that the f o l l o w i n g
s h o u l d operate w i t h e f f e c t from 1st A u g u s t 1976:
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Belles with balls!
Cado Belle in concert at the Red Cow in Hammersmith
I ' V E S E E N t h i s b a n d perform on no l e s s
than e i g h t o c c a s i o n s d u r i n g the j a s t
three m o n t h s . I w a s k n o c k e d out the f i r s t
time I h e a r e d t h e m , but a m a z i n g l y they
s e e m t o improve w i t h e v e r y g i g . L a s t w e e k
at the R e d C o w i n H a m m e r s m i t h R o a d
they p u l l e d off one of the b e s t g i g s
I've s e e n i n many a l o n g d a y .
T h e r e ' s no real doubt about i t , i f
g o o d m u s i c s t i l l c o u n t s for a n y t h i n g
these d a y s , then C a d o B e l l e w i l l make
some i m p a c t — t h i n g s are b e g i n n i n g to
h a p p e n for the band at l a s t . T h e y ' v e
just signed a lucrative contract with
A n c h o r R e c o r d s , w i t h j u s t about e v e r y
other major record c o m p a n y c l a m m e r i n g
for them to put their name on the d o t t e d
line.
T h e s i x - p i e c e band h a i l from G l a s g o w ,
that s e e m i n g l y e n d l e s s c a u l d r o n o f r a w
t a l e n t . T h e y feature the sure s a x and
and flute of C o l i n T u l l y the o r i g i n a l
g u i t a r p l a y i n g of A l a n D a r b y , the tightarse drumming of D a v y R o y , the s u b t l e
k e y b o a r d work o f Stuart M c K i l l o p , the
f i n e s i n g i n g of M a g g i e R e i l l y a n d the
brilliance of bass player G a v i n Hodgson.
B y pure d e f i n i t i o n they c o u l d best be
d e s c r i b e d a s a funk b a n d , u s i n g s t r o n g
m e l o d i c s o n g s that are a s i n t e l l e g e n t l y
w r i t t e n a s they are t i g h t l y p e r f o r m e d .
T h e y o w e very l i t t l e to the s o u l o r i e n t a t e d
s t y l e of t h e i r f e l l o w c o u n t r y m e n , the
A v e r a g e White B a n d ; C a d o B e l l e ' s m u s i c
b e i n g more s t r u c t u r a l l y d e f i n e d , only the
the f o u n d a t i o n of the s o n g s b e i n g a n y w h e r e
near s o u l b a s e d .
T h e o p e n i n g number i s a l w a y s " T i c k
T o c k " , a n i n s t r u m e n t a l that s e t s the
p a t t e r n f o r j u s t about e v e r y t h i n g t h e y
d o . T h e y p l a y s o t i g h t l y that they put
j u s t about e v e r y o t h e r o u t f i t p l a y i n g the
pub c i r c u i t to t o t a l s h a m e . T h e n c o m e s
"Airport Shutdown", a w e l l s t r u c t u r e d
s o n g w i t h L a t i n o v e r t o n e s . It g i v e s the
f i r s t o p p o r t u n i t y for s i n g e r , M a g g i e R e i l l y ,
to s h o w off her e x t e n s i v e v o c a l r a n g e .
T h e s o n g h a s a l i g h t a i r to i t , w i t h
T u l l y s w i t c h i n g to f l u t e a n d M c K i l l o p
u s i n g s t r i n g s y n t h e s i s e r . T h e i n t r a of
" G o / to Love" h a s o n l y the s l i g h t e s t
l e a n i n g t o w a r d s the A W B a n d the b a n d
are b a c k into t h e i r t i g h t , f u n k y g r o o v e .
T h r o u g h o u t the s e t , the b a n d d e m o n s t r a t e d the maturity
of t h e i r
writing,
from the ultra-funk of "Next Best Thing"
to
"Stone's
Throw
from
Nowhere",
a b a l l a d that r e e k s of s h e e r c l a s s . A n
i n s t r u m e n t a l , "E ill", i s the o n l y s o n g
that s o u n d s s l i g h t l y out of c o n t e x t w i t h
the rest o f the s e t . P l a y e d i n u n i s o n o f
a f r i g h t e n i n g p a c e by T u l l y a n d D a r b y ,
it p e r h a p s o w e s more to the m u s i c of
s a y , the E l e v e n t h H o u s e , before c o m i n g
towards the e n d w h e n it s l o w s d o w n a n d
M a g g i e c o m e s i n w i t h some f i n e s c a t
s i n g i n g , t a k i n g i t b a c k i n t o the C a d o
B e l l e m o u l d . T h e b a n d e n d w i t h the
r o u s i n g "Still Running", the s o n g h a v i n g
a s l i g h t r e s e m b l a n c e to K o k o m o ' s e n d of
s e t number, " / can understand it", w i t h
the e x c e l l e n t g u i t a r i s t D a r b y p u l l i n g o f f
a n e x t r a o r d i n a r y e x t e n d e d guitar s o l o , the
s o n g g u a r a n t e e d to b r i n g a n y h o u s e
down.
If t a k e n i n the r i g h t c o n t e x t , t h i s
band i s already as good a s Kokomo
w e r e at t h e i r b e s t , a n d i f h a n d l e d by the
right p r o d u c e r , C a d o B e l l e c o u l d h a v e a
debut a l b u m o n t h e i r h a n d s to e q u a l
A W B ' s f i r s t A t l a n t i c recording. See this
band now, when i t s cheap.
Ian M o r s e
All that glitters is not gold
The G-band in concert at Hastings
Pier Pavilion
T H E L A S T E n t s c o n c e r t of t h i s y e a r
t a k e s p l a c e i n the G r e a t H a l l next
Saturday,
19th J u n e .
The G-Band
(formerly the G l i t t e r B a n d — e v e n m i n u s
the " l i t t e r " they d o n ' t s e e m e d to h a v e
i m p r o v e d ) w i l l be p e r f o r m i n g . H o p e f u l l y
a c o u p l e o f hundred screaming l i t t l e g i r l s
will
turn u p , o t h e r w i s e t h i s
concert
c o u l d be a f i n a n c i a l d i s a s t e r . However,
E n t s C h a i r m a n , A n d y H i g m a n , s a y s that
t h e y have s o l d more a d v a n c e d t i c k e t s at
t h i s s t a g e than for a n y o t h e r c o n c e r t .
A t H a s t i n g s , most of the a u d i e n c e
s e e m e d intent o n e n j o y i n g t h e m s e l v e s
w h a t e v e r h a p p e n e d . T h e r e s u l t w a s 400
drunken
boppers
leaping
about,
a
m i n o r i t y of w h o m f a i n t e d i n front o f t h e
stage, s c r e a m i n g , c r y i n g , e t c . T h e most
d i s t u r b i n g p o i n t c o n c e r n i n g the c o n c e r t
w a s t h a t the b a n d r a n o u t o f s o n g s after
a n h o u r . H o w e v e r , i f y o u ' r e s t i l l aroun d
n e x t S a t u r d a y , get d r u n k ,
go a l o n g ,
laugh, scream and sob!
Dean
Phil
Bankside
Globe Playhouse
present
"Viva Espana"
by Anne McArthur
for t w o w e e k s from
Monday 14th June
at 8.00pm
Tickets £ 1 . 0 0
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warning
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65 . F i x hook on c h a r
6 4 . N i c e and c o o l ( O w a g a ! )
66. Here largely minus water
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6 0 . T h e w o l f o f the S t e p p e s
w a s b o r n t o be t h i s .
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w i t h M R C A or e t c
2. Making peace i n rice
4. Hearty v e s s e l
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compliment
10. H o w t o get through e x a m s
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17. P o u n d s for one to m i x
24. P u r p l e butterfly
2 7 . E n t a n g l e me k i n g to b o i l
30. O s c o l l a t i n g n o t i c e s ?
32. K n o t
34. See after l a s t due
37. B e c o m e i l l (14 p i n t s ? )
38. E v e r y
5 1 . One c o l l e c t i o n of items,
but p l e n t y
52. Doctor
on Cornish
hill
drives car
5 3 . More e p i l e p s y , or r e p a i r boat
54. C o n s u m e d
friends
in
manuscript
UP
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6. A t o r o i d a l s w e e t
29. (
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to t e a c h e r )
43 N i n e d a y s o f p r a y e r
4 4 . P o r t i o n s out a u c t i o n g o o d s
4 6 . Sunday mornin g — time
4 7 . Weight a t c a r
4 9 . H o l e i t m a k e s i n stone t o o l
55. F i r e p l a c e w h i c h almost,
c o u l d be m e a s u r e d i n d e g r e e s
56. O r i f i c e
5 8 . G a u l ( e v e n for F r e n c h )
60. A carangoid f i s h
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I APOLOGISIN'
f o' de l a c ' o ' de
P r e s i d e n t i a l c o l l u m l a s ' w e e k . Y o ' no
doubt n o t i c i n ' d e r e v o l t i n ' s t a k o ' d e
U n i o n f l o o r d u r i n ' d e w e e k . D i s am due
to d e c l e a n e r s not t u r n i n ' up f o ' work on
a c c o u n t o ' h a v i n ' dere h e a d s s t u c k i n
de m o p b u c k e t s a n * de h i g h i n s i d d e n c e
of mouf i n f e c t i o n d u e to P r e s i d e n t i a l
s i z e t w e l v e s e s . D i s am d u e t o a s l i g h t
m i s u n n e r s l a n d i n ' whereby
de c l e a n i n '
staff not b e i n ' able to differentiate the
difference 'tween de p r i c e l e s s prose wot
I bangin' out l a s ' Munday, bank hol'day
a n ' a l l , a n ' de u s u a l N U F c i r c u l a r s
t r y i n ' to f l o g g de s t u d e s d e s p e c i a l l i n e
o'
Korean calculators,
n e v e r to be
r e p e a t e d , c o s ' o ' de h e a v y p e n a l t i e s f o '
r e c e i v i n ' a n de n o o l i n e i n c o s y n y l o n
tents
f o ' two. Anyway
de c l e a n e r s
t h r o w i n ' d e a r t i c a l i n de t a s h k a n a n '
de corporation c o m i n ' roun' i n record
time w i d de d u s ' c a r t b e f o ' y o s t r u l y
hadt' chancet ' r e s c u e it. A n y recurrants
o ' d i s d i s p i c k a b l e a c t a n ' d e y g o i n ' to
be c l e a n i n ' up d e c h o k e y a n ' not de
hive o' accerdemic learnin!
While c o m p l a i n i n ' , I c a n ' t u n n e r s t a n d
why y o s truly n o t b e i n a r s k e d to c o b b l e
together d e A l t e r n a t i n ' P r o p e c k e r t e r u s .
I soon f i x i n ' upp de misprints i n it.
P u s s o n ' l y I think dere am n o n e e d to t e l l
de n e x ' b u n c h o ' s t u d e s bout d e r e f l e c t o r y
p r i c e s a n ' de r e n t s . A l l y o ' gotta do i s
g i t d e armed t h u g s c o l l e c t i n ' de d u e s .
De
popperlace
soon
learnin'
swift
payment d o i n ' a l o t t o l e s s e n de c h a n c e s
o' bein'
struck
down by mysterious
d i s e a s e s such de butt o ' de a m a z i n '
Thompson sub-maschine item.
Turnin'
mah g a z e
towards
dis
pubberlication,
w i d a l l dese
spouf
a r t i k a l s , no-one k n o w i n ' w o t to b e l i e v e .
De s t u d e s not sure if dey c a n run d o w n to
d e N a t West manager c o n c e r n i n ' d e
grant r i s e t o t e l l h i m it t u r n i n ' out a l l
right aftah a l l , o r w e d d e r it de d r e d e d
h o a x . A l s o wot de h e l l am d e b i n t s
w r i t i n ' de I F c o l l u m s d o i n ' . O b v i o u s l y d e
p r o x i m i t y o ' de e x a m s c a u s i n ' dry rot to
s e e p thru' d e b r a n e c e l l s . D e l a s ' three
e f f o r t s c o n s i s t i n ' of
(i) a l o n g w i n d e d a d d v e r t f o ' a t r i p to go
a n ' l a u g h at de Y a n k e e t o u r i s t s ;
(ii)
some c h i c k w a s t i n ' h a l f a p a g e
r a m b l i n ' on 'bout de romantic w e d d i n '
w i d de v i n t a g e R o l l s e s , d e o b n o x i o u s
b o i z e , a n ' de V a s e l i n s m e e r e d o n d e
c a m ' r a l e n s e s to d i s g u i s e d e b r i d e s
c o n d i t i o n . M a h s e l f , I p r e f f e r i n ' de q u i e t
w e d d i n w i d de b r i d e s father k e e p in d e
s i l e n c e r o n de S m i t h ' n ' W e s t e r n throughout
de c e r e m o n y ;
( i i i ) a statement d a t " n o - o n e at- I F h a s
green s a l i v a , o r t a l o n s , o r h a i r s o n
de p a l m s of de h a n d s " . W e l l y o s h o u l d
s e e s u m o ' dem h a n g i n ' r o u n ' de trendy
bred shop i n B u t e S t r e e t , queue i n ' up
f o ' de c r o i s s a i n t s . F a r a s I c a n s e e , d e y
a l l got t a l o n s p a i n t e d green w i d d e
M a x F a c t o r P o l y u r e t h a n v a r n i s h . A l s o de
L e i c h n e r p r o d u c t s f o ' de f a c e , n o ' s u i t e d
to s c a r e i n ' o f f de e v i l s p i r i t s d a n a t t r a c t i n '
de G u i l d s t r a s h w h o s e i d e a o ' h i g h
fashion am a slopp shirt w i d matchin'
F u l l e r ' s tie a n ' b e e r s t a i n s .
N o doubt y o ' h e a r i n ' my mate C h a s
C l a r k e i n one o ' h i s sober moments,
m o a n i n ' ' b o u t de l a c ' o ' j o b s f o ' t e e c h e r s
a n ' g r a d u a t e s . I s a y i n ' w e n o longer
toleratin'
de unemployment. E v r y o n e
h a v i n ' to g i t t h e m s e l v e s a j o b , b y f o r c e
if n e c e s s a r y . I s i c k a n ' t i r e d o ' h a v i n ' t '
w o t c h de s t u d e s l y i n ' r o u n ' d e Q u e e n ' s
T o w e r , t w i d d l i n ' de thums a n ' p i c k i n ' d e
c o n k , w h i l e de e c o n o m y g o i n ' d o w n de
pan, a n ' a lot o ' people not knowin'
where de n e x ' s a b b a t i c a l c o m i n ' from.
T.PEE
Middle East Comment
THE
ISRAELI
government
attracts
c r i t i c i s m when it
(a) r e j e c t s
Palestinian
Liberation
Organisation ( P L O ) talk o f a " s e c u l a r ,
democratic state i n P a l e s t i n e " e t c a n d
(b) i s s c e p t i c a l of a s o l u t i o n to the A r a b
P a l e s t i n i a n p r o b l e m o u t s i d e the c o n t e x t
of J o r d a n .
I w o u l d l i k e to s h o w that this p o s i t i o n
d o e s merit
at l e a s t some
sympathy,
e s p e c i a l l y w i t h regard t o p o i n t ( a ) .
C o n s i d e r L e b a n o n , a g o o d up-to-date
e x a m p l e o f a n o p p o r t u n i t y to implement
the p r i n c i p l e s of a " d e m o c r a t i c , s e c u l a r
s e c u l a r s t a t e . " D e s p i t e the f a c t that
L e b a n o n u s e d to be h e l d up a s a n
e x a m p l e i n the A r a b w o r l d (the o n l y one!)
where two very lar g e r e l i g i o u s groups
could c o e x i s t w i t h reasonable freedom,
L e b a n o n ' s p o l i t i c a l e d i f i c e h a s s t o o d on
f r a g i l e f o u n d a t i o n s for much o f the time
s i n c e i t s c o m p l e t e i n d e p e n d e n c e from
S y r i a i n 1 9 4 4 , a n d we h a v e no a r r i v e d
at the p o i n t where the o l d b a l a n c e o f
forces
has completely
broken
down,
not w i t h o u t P L O c o n n i v a n c e .
B u t e v e n before the t r a g i c e v e n t s of
the l a s t f e w months i t w a s s t i l l a f a c t
of
Lebanese political
life
that the
religious background of an individual
p l a y e d a major r o l e i n h i s appoint men t t o
any p u b l i c p o s t o r p o s i t i o n o f p o w e r .
N o w , w h y s h o u l d t h i s be s o ? T h e a n s w e r
i s that there just are no fully
secular
states in the Middle East. T h i s f a c t i s
n e i t h e r good nor b a d ; i t j u s t i s a n d h a s
to b e r e c o g n i s e d a s s u c h .
In L e b a n o n w e g r a p h i c a l l y s e e A r a b s
of a l l k i n d s k i l l i n g other A r a b s of a l l
k i n d s a n d l i t t l e or no t a l k of a " s e c u l a r ,
democratic s t a t e . "
F o r d i s c u s s i o n o f (b) I w o u l d l i k e to
c o n s i d e r the pre-1967 border b e t w e e n
I s r a e l a n d J o r d a n , w h e n the West B a n k
a l s o c a m e under t h e s o v e r e i g n t y of
K i n g H u s s e i n . T h e n , the m a j o r i t y of
A r a b P a l e s t i n i a n s i n the M i d d l e E a s t
l i v e d i n J o r d a n , a n d the m a j o r i t y of
Jordanian citizens
were
Palestinian.
T h e r e f o r e it w o u l d not b e u n r e a s o n a b l e to
t h i n k of t h i s a s a P a l e s t i n i a n s t a t e . B u t
K i n g H u s s e i n i s not a P a l e s t i n i a n , a n d
s o i f h i s government i s not
representative
of P a l e s t i n i a n w i s h e s , a c a s e c a n be
made out that t h i s w a s a n i n t e r n a l
J o r d a n i a n p r o b l e m , a n d that H u s s e i n a n d
h i s group p e r h p a s s h o u l d not be i n p o w e r .
If I s r a e l wer e to return J u d a u a a n d
S a m a r i a (the o c c u p i e d W e s t B a n k ) to
J o r d a n , there w o u l d i n f a c t be a return to
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magazine
o c c a s i o n a l l y found i n s m a l l
heaps in the F E L I X O f f i c e.
T h e i n c o m i n g E d i t o r i s at
p r e s e n t about a n d i s a c t i v e i n
t r y i n g to h a s s l e p e o p l e i n t o
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natural
disaster
(failing
exams),
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before w e a l l g o home f o r
Christmas.
If y o u a s a n I C student o r
a member of a s o c i e t y , h a v e
some m a t e r i a l (any type) of
interest
or
photographs/
a r t w o r k , then p l e a s e c o m m u n i c a t e , before
June 20th, w i t h
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Office
or C h e m i s t r y
letter
rack s o w e may meet a n d
c h e w o v e r the d e t a i l s i n the
b a r . (where e l s e ? )
Dave F o x a l l
P H O E N I X Editor-elect
a s i t u a t i o n that e x i s t e d f o r the twenty
y e a r s after the 1947 U N p a r t i t i o n p l a n
w h i c h had" p r o v i d e d for t h e c r e a t i o n o f
a separate A r a b P a l e s t i n i a n s t a t e . It
seems that w h i l e the West Barik w a s
under J o r d a n i a n rule f e w p e o p l e ( e x c e p t
p e r h a p s some P a l e s t i n i a n s ) b e l i e v e d i n
the
justice
of
an 'autonomous
or
independen t A r a b P a l e s t i n i a n s t a t e . B u t
t h i n g s h a v e c h a n g e d a n d more p e o p l e
s u b s c r i b e to t h i s p o i n t o f v i e w , a n d i t
c a n be argued, r i g h t l y o r w r o n g l y , that a
large P a l e s t i n i a n A r a b e n t i t y o n the p r e 1967 territory o f J o r d o n i n p l a c e o f the
J u s s e i n regime w o u l d b e a more v i a b l e
a n d s t a b l e state than a s m a l l one s q u e e z e d
b e t w e e n I s r a e l and a n E a s t B a n k J o r d a n .
I
have
been
somewhat brief a n d
c h o s e n o n l y t w o a s p e c t s of a very c o m p l e x
q u e s t i o n . O f c o u r s e t h e I s r a e l i government
i s not a l w a y s r i g h t , n e v e r t h e l e s s I have
e n d e a v o u r e d t o i n d i c a t e that i t s f o r e i g n
p o l i c i e s have b e e n f o r m u l a t e d i n the
c o n t e x t of Middle East p o l i t i c s a n d o n
b a s i s of bitter h i s t o r i c a l l e s s o n s , and
therefore
never
merit
wholesale
condemnation.
DORI S C H M E T T E R L I N G
SF S O C is coming!
Did
you like
2001 a n d
want
more? A r e Star Trek
re-runs
becoming
repetitive?
T h e n j o i n the c l u b . It i s n ' t
easy.
IC
Science
Fiction
C l u b d o e s n o t e x i s t y e t , but
I'm' w o r k i n g to remedy t h a t .
If y o u h a v e e v e r b e e n t i c k l e d
b y a n A s i m o v o r b i t t e n by a
S i l v e r h e r g , there i s no c u r e .
H e l p me form a c l u b before
your
withdrawal
symptoms
set i n .
BOB
SHAW
and B R I A N
STABLEFORD
will
be
lecturing
next
term
and I
h a v e more p l a n s i n the p i p e l i n e !
I
hope
to
unfold
vistas
dwarfing Asimor, C l a r k e and
W e l l s , and s t i m u l a t i n g w r i t i n g
b y members o f the C o l l e g e , I
know there i s p l e n t y of latent
t a l e n t . If y o u want to k n o w
more, drop me a l i n e or c a l l
by C H A R L I E R A D L E Y , P h y s i c s
2 , 326 F a l m o u t h H a l l , int 3354.
Transcended with vitalityJazz-rock barrier
Music
Essentially
a live sport
Shamal - Gong
Rory Gallagher: The Story So Far
T H E R E A R E at p r e s e n t two a l b u m s on
r e l e a s e by P o l y d o r f e a t u r i n g c o m p l i c a t i o n s
from p r e v i o u s a l b u m s b y R o r y G a l l a g h e r .
One
is
originally
titled
"RORY
G A L L A G H E R " i n the " S P E C I A L " s e r i e s
and one c a l l e d " T H E S T O R Y SO F A R " .
H a v i n g l i s t e n e d to the l a t t e r I d e c i d e d
that h i s s t y l e of m u s i c i s l o u d a n d
e x c i t i n g ( a s o p p o s e d to the t e d i u m o f
Sabbath's e x c e s s i v e volume).
T h e s l e e v e n o t e s c l a i m that he h a s
established
himself
as
one
of
the
w o r l d ' s top b l u e s a r t i s t s , t h i s I do not
doubt i f the t r a c k s o n t h i s a l b u m are
r e p r e s e n t a t i v e of h i s g e n e r a l q u a l i t y .
T h e album c o n v e y s the a t m o s p h e r e of a
l i v e c o n c e r t i n t o my s m a l l r o o m , no
l i t t l e f e a t c o n s i d e r i n g my s y s t e m , a n d
since blues
is e s s e n t i a l l y a live sport,
T h i s a l b u m s u c c e e d s w h e r e others have
failed.
Flappers Unite!
B U D G I E ' S l a t e s t a s s a u l t o n the c e n t r a l
n e r v o u s s y s t e m h a s the a m a z i n g t i t l e o f
"If I were Briltania I'd waive the Rules,"
A p r e c i s e l y p r o d u c e d a l b u m d e s i g n e d to
i n f l i c t b r a i n damage o n a l l w i t h i n f i f t y
y a r d s of the s p e a k e r s . T h i s e f f e c t , of
c o u r s e , i s o n l y o b t a i n e d w i t h the v o l u m e
o n f u l l , but w h o w o u l d d r e a m of p l a y i n g
Budgie
quietly???
Burke
Shelley's
v o c a l s h a v e now l o s t t h e i r " p l a n t - l i k e "
q u a l i t i e s , a n d the i n c e s s a n t b e a t no
longe r s o u n d s l i k e a S a b b a t h r e j e c t —
they are now s t a r r i n g i n t h e i r o w n r i g h t .
A s a l w a y s they h a v e the B u d g i e
s u b t l e b i t , two t r a c k s : one c a l l e d "Heaven
Knows
Our
Name"
and one
called
"Black
Velvet
Stallion".
Both
are
e x c e l l e n t p i e c e s s h o w i n g more i m a g i n a t i o n than the other t r a c k s . B u d g i e are
definitely progressing and show e v e n
greater p r o m i s e for the f u t u r e . . . L o v e to
a l l the l i t t l e f i s h e s !
GNOME
FELIX
P u b l i s h e d by the Editor on
behalf of I . C . U n i o n P u b l i c a t i o n
Board, printed Off-set L i t h o
on the premises.
F e l i x Office,PrinceConsort R d ,
London SW7 2BBT e l . 01 589 5111 ext 1048,1042
©FELIX,
1976
EDITOR:
P a u l Ekpenyong
Many thanks to G i l l McConway,
Ian Morse, P h i l Dean, Duncan
Suss,
Dave
Knights,
Dave
Hopkins, Terry Westoby, Dave
F o x a l l , John M c C l o s k e y
and
C l i v e Dewey.
S H O R T O F T H E one s m a l l s y m b o l i n s i d e
the c o v e r , G o n g h a v e n o w l e f t the
c o n c e p t s of the
"Planet
Gong"
far
b e h i n d . T h e y h a v e a l s o r e p l a c e d three»
i n v e n t i v e m u s i c i a n s w i t h one v i o l i n i s t ,
a c h a n g e in m u s i c a l d i r e c t i o n that s e e m e d
to s p e l l d i s a s t e r , but w h i c h h a s , i n s t e a d
of d e s t r o y i n g t h e m , s e n t them i n t o yet
u n h e a r d o f r e a l m s of c r e a t i v i t y .
A l t h o u g h two of
the t r a c k s
still
feature
Steve
H i l l age
and
Miquette
G i r a u d y , the c h a n g e i n s t y l e i s o b v i o u s
and e m i n e n t l y p l e a s i n g . T h e most notable
t r a c k " B a m b o o j i " f e a t u r e s H i l l a g e and
e x t e n s i v e f l u t e w o r k by D i d i e r M a l h e r b e
and sounds like a H i m a l a y a n shepherds
l o v e s o n g . T h e p e r c u s s i o n , as u s u a l ,
h a s a large part to p l a y i n the a l b u m ,
r a n g i n g from b e l l s to v i b e s a n d g o n g s .
In g e n e r a l , G o n g s e e m to be trans c e n d i n g the J a z z - R o c k barrier w i t h new
v i t a l i t y , the o n l y d i s a p p o i n t m e n t b e i n g
that H o w l e t t ' s v o i c e i s not as f o r c e f u l 1
nor d i s t i n c t i v e a s D a e v i d A l l e n ' s or
Steve H i l l a g e ' s .
D APPLETON
Theatre
Theatre round-up
O F T H E T W E N T Y odd p l a y s that I h a v e
s e e n in the p a s t eight months in L o n d o n ,
f i f t e e n are s t i l l running and c a n be s e e n
w h i l s t you are r e c o v e r i n g from y o u r e x a m s
d u r i n g the next f o r t n i g h t . C o n v a l e s c e n c e
from
examinitis
is,
of
course,
not
c o m p u l s o r y for the enjoyment of
live
theatre, and I w i l l c e r t a i n l y c o n t i n u e to
report on the theatre in any e d i t i o n s of
F E L I X p u b l i s h e d through the summer.
F i r s t l y there i s the N a t i o n a l T h e a t r e
on the South B a n k . If y o u c a n bare to
queue e a r l y in the morning the box o f f i c e
o p e n s at 8.30am to s e l l s e a t s at £1 or
50p for that d a y ' s p e r f o r m a n c e s . T h e
p l a y s in the current repert oir e are a pretty
mixed bunch. Hamlet is fairly tedious A l b e r t F i n n e y i s twenty y e a r s too o l d and
the p r o d u c t i o n
i s far too
long. The
Playboy
of the Western
World i s great
fun — f u l l of e n t h u s i a s m and a great
p l e a s u r e to w a t c h . Plunder
is another
joy to s e e . D i n s d a l e L a n d e n p l a y s the
delightful
s i l l y a s s part w i t h perfect
t i m i n g . Watch It Come Down is the new
O s b o r n e p l a y , if y o u l i k e to s e e married
c o u p l e s t e a r i n g e a c h other to b i t s then
t h i s i s the play for you ( a l t e r n a t i v e l y y o u
c o u l d try s i t t i n g in front of a t e l e v i s i o n ) .
At
the
Albery,
the
National's
p r o d u c t i o n of P e t e r S h a f f e r ' s Equus i s a
must. C o l i n B l a k e l y g i v e s a c o m p e l l i n g
performance a s the c h i l d
psychiatrist
t r y i n g to come to terms w i t h h i s marriag e
w h i l s t treating a j u v e n i l e deliquent who
has committed a particularly unpleasant
c r i m e . T h i s i s a very w e l l c o n s t r u c t e d
p l a y and i s w e l l worth a v i s i t . A n o t h e r
very t h e a t r i c a l p l a y i s A t h o l F u g a r d ' s
Dimetos
at the C o m e d y . T h e p l e a s u r e of
hearing
Paul
Scofield speaking such
p o e t i c l i n e s i s i m m e n s e . T h o s e of y o u
w h o s e i n t e r e s t s l i e in the f i e l d of l e v e r s
and p u l l e y s might be p l e a s a n t l y s u r p r i s e d
by
Mr S c o f i e l d ' s e x p o s i t i o n on
the
subject.
Linen
(which
(Tom S t o p p a r d ' s Dirty
o p e n s at the A r t s T h e a t r e C l u b on J u n e
16th)
i s a g l o r i o u s romp around a
c o m m i t t e e room of the H o u s e of C o m m o n s
— compulsory v i e w i n g f a a l l stoppard
f a n s . Otherwise
Engaged
i s s t i l l at the
Q u e e n ' s a l t h o u g h A l a n B a t e s h a s left
the part c r e a t e d for him by S i m o n G r a y . If
you know what it i s l i k e to be u n a b l e
to p l a y a new L P as a s u c c e s s i o n of
f r i e n d s drop round for c o f f e e you might
enjo y t h i s .
When it c o m e s to M i k e S t o t t ' s Funny
Peculiar
at the G a r r i c k , I am lost for
w o r d s . C l e v e r though the play i s , I found
it u n n e c e s s a r i l y crude though most of the
audience
s e e m e d to
be h a v i n g
the
funniest
time
of
their
lives.
Joan
Plowright
is s t i l l
in the l a t e s t B e n
T r a v e r s f a r c e at the L y r i c . P e r h a p s Mr
Stoot c o u l d learn a few t h i n g s from Mr
T r a v e r s (90 y e a r s o l d and s t i l l g o i n g
s t r o n g ) . In The Bed Before
Yesterday,
M i s s P l o w r i g h t p l a y s the w i d o w s t i l l
r e c o v e r i n g from the s h o c k of her w e d d i n g
night s o many y e a r s b e f o r e .
T h e r e are c e r t a i n t y p e s o f . p l a y s that
have l i t t l e a p p e a l to me. I t h i n k it w i l l
have becom e o b v i o u s to y o u d u r i n g the
p a s t y e a r w h i c h t h o s e are and I l e a v e it
to y o u to f i n d them out. I s u s p e c t that
O ' N e i l l ' s The Iceman Cometh w o u l d have
come
into t h i s
category.
It
wasn't
r e v i e w e d o n . t h i s page b e c a u s e i l l n e s s
in the c a s t prevented i t s o p e n i n g .
• THOMAS STEVENSON
WANTED
FELIX
STAFF!!
Anyone
interested
in working
for
F E L I X n e x t y ea r in any c a p a c i t y
s h o u l d c o n t a c t C l i v e D e w e y at the
F E L I X Office.
7
Cricket
Prison officers beaten
Orienteering
Womble bashing
LAST
S U N D A Y ' ICOC
went
Womble b a s h i n g on W i m b l e d o n
Common. T o avoid identification
and a n y r e t a l i a t i o n
w e ran
under a s s u m e d names . . . a
rather
d i v e r s e c o l l e c t i o n of
runners formed t h e " E m p i r i c a l
Overshooters"; I C O C K A Leakey
( A i a n L e a k e y ) , Webbs Wonder
(Steve
Webb)
and
T'Lad
(Mike
Welford)
and straight
from the heart of Y o u n g s land
c a m e t h e Wandsworth R a m s "
comprising
of A l
Keselzer
(Ian Isherwood) R B r a u n s c h u l t z
(Rob A l l i n s o n ) and A Doormouse
(Pete Johnson). T h e course
w a s 6.4k long and the c o n t r o l s
very w e l l h i d d e n - r e s u l t i n g in
many o a t h s and r e s o l u t i o n s to
g i v e up O r i e n t e e r i n g . T h e f i r s t
leg w a s h o t l y c o n t e s t e d by
L e a k e y and K e s e l z e r up to the
last
three
controls
where
K e s e l z e r f i z z l e d out t o f i n i s h
15 m i n u t e s d o w n . B r a u n s c h u l t z
had a c l e a n f a s t run to c l o s e
the g a p o n Wonder a n d the
O v e r s h o o t e r s to o n e m i n u t e .
We wer e i n for a f a s t c l o s e
f i n i s h w e thought u n t i l L a d
and
Doormouse
d e c i d e d to
r e d u c e t h e p a c e to that more
suited
to
a
hot Sunday
afternoon.
The final positions were:
Emperlal
Overshooters
6th
Leakey
50.20, Wonder 67.32,
Lad 90.15
Wandsworth
Rams 8th
A Keselzer
65.15,
Brannschultz
54.20, Doormouse
93.30.
L A S T S A T U R D A Y IC 1 s t X I
the temptation to bowl h i m s e l f .
c o n v i n c i n g l y beat the Warders
Brixton were bowled out in
of H M ' s P o r r i d g e a t B r i x t o n b y
e i g h t e e n o v e r s for o n l y 38 r u n s
196
runs
i n the g r e a t e s t
the h i g h l i g h t of w h i c h w a s t h e
escapade since Ronald Biggs
running
out of t h e deput y
went S o u t h . R o b Y o u n g a g a i n
G o v e r n o r by h i s 14 y e a r o l d
narrowly
m i s s e d h i s 5 0 a n d s o n . It w a s a p l e a s a n t if not
R i c h a r d P a s h l e y h i s 39 d u r i n g
particularly taxing
afternoons
I C ' s i n n i n g s in w h i c h 234 runs
cricket.
were scored.
Team:T Ghosh,
R Young, J
When it c a m e I C ' s time t o
Thornback,
C York, R
Pashley,
f i e l d the c a p t a i n h a d a hard
N
Kulakilaka,
K Shire,
Z
time r e s i s t i n g p l e a ' s from h i s
Golding,
J Gowlett,
P
Allen,
p l a y e r s , most of whom w i s h e d
M Throbb,
Scorers:L Throbb
to b o w l . N o b l y , he a l s o r e s i s t e d
and N
Thornback.
Poor batting fails 2nd XI
A N E X A M w e a k e n e d 2nd XI
were soon in trouble against
the
C h a r i n g - X medics last
S a t u r d a y . O n a p i t c h of v a r i a b l e
bounc e a n d w i t h a c o u p l e of
d u b i o u s Ibw d e c i s i o n s in t h e
f i r s t three f a s t - f a l l i n g w i c k e t s ,
a 2nd XI c o l l a p s e seemed
imminent.
However,
strong
batting
from J e f f s ( 1 8 ) e n a b l e d I C t o
avoid
ignominious
defeat.
Uesful
contributions
from
Sheth a n d H u t s o n g a v e I C a
m e d i o c r e t o t a l of 7 4 .
Carlsberg- C r o s s C o u n t r y
Pot hunt
Sunday
Telegraph
Student
Travel
Awards
A
COMBINATION
of
hard
t r a i n i n g and a f a s t f l a t c o u r s e
helped the whole IC c r o s s country
team break t h e s i x
minute m i l i n g b a r r i e r in t h e
F l e e t 4 m i l e road r a c e l a s t
Saturday,
a n d t w o of t h e
team broke the f i v e
minute
miling barrier.
Carlsberg,
in conjunction
w i t h the Sunday T e l e g r a p h ,
are o f f e r i n g a w a r d s o f up to
£100
to
students
for
e n t e r p r i s i n g and w o r t h w h i l e
travel projects
that need
f i n a n c i a l support. Students
who r e c e i v e a C a r l s b e r g Sunday
Telegraph
Award
must
write
a
follow-up
1,500 word e s s a y o n t h e i r
p r o j e c t and there w i l l b e a
further p r i z e o f £250 f o r
any
published
i n the
Sunday T e l e g r a p h .
The
closing
date
for
e n t r i e s i s J u n e 30th n e x t .
Students
should
send
details
of
their
travel
projects to'
The C a r l s b e r g - S u n d a y
Telegraph Student
Travel
Awards
10 Doughty Street
London WC1N 2 P L
T h i s race w a s c h o s e n for
i t s l a c k of c l a s s a n d d i s t i n c t
medal
p r o s p e c t s , but h o p e s
were g r a d u a l l y
shattered a s
more
a n d more
experienced
c l u b road runners turned u p ,
a l l o b v i o u s l y a t t r a c t e d by the
p o s s i b i l i t y of a pot hunt.
T h e IC team w a s lead home
as usual,by Rob (Braunschultz)
A l l i n s o n , s t i l l r e c o v e r i n g from
traumatic
experiences in the
F a v e r s h a m 17km r a c e on Whit
M o n d a y . H i s time of 19.08 put
him into 23rd p o s i t i o n , j u s t
behind
t h e main
b u n c h . In
l a s t y e a r s r a c e t h i s time w o u l d
have seen him in 6th p o s i t i o n !
Not rem
Merton
Not
far behind
w a s Steve
(Backache)
Webb
in 31st
p o s i t i o n i n a t i m e of 1 9 . 3 9 .
Fast
improving
captaine l e c t P e t e J o h n s o n w a s narrowly
by y e s t e r d a y ' s
star
beaten
P a u l (Grannie) C l a r k e . B o t h
however recorded respectable
t i m e s , b e i n g 2 2 . 3 0 a n d 22.27
r e s p e c t i v e l y . L a s t man home
for I C , but s t i l l w e l l w i t h i n
the m a g i c s i x minute m i l i n g
b a r r i e r w a s A n d y D a v e y , 88th
in 2 3 . 2 6 .
H a v i n g by n o w w o r k e d up
a mighty t h i r s t w e a d j o u r n e d t o
a nearby i n n ment ione d in t h e
Good Book and sampled the
d e l i g h t s of G a l e s H S B .
Forthcoming events on the
C r o s s c o u n t r y C l u b s summer
c a l e n d e r a r e the H a n w e l l ' 5 '
on 19th J u n e and t h e H o r s h a m
' 1 0 ' ( 1 0 m i l e s p l u s 10 p i n t s of
K i n g a n d B a r n e s ? ) o n 17th
July.
Anyone
interested
in
running,
or just
socialising
s i g n up o n t h e C r o s s c o u n t r y
Club notice board.
Annual Reviews
Annual reviews of clubs and
societies
(especially
sports
club) are Invited for publication
in F E L I X .
Copy should be submitted
the F E L I X Office as soon
possible and the length of
articles should be limited
500 words.
The medics found t h e m s e l v e s
facing
several
nasty
rising
d e l i v e r i e s during t h e i r i n n i n g s .
T w o e a r l y w i c k e t s by J e f f s
had the m e d i c s reel l i n g and I C
kept up the p r e s s u r e for t h e
rest of the game.
Five
wickets,
t w o from
C o w a n and three from P e m b e r t o n , brought IC w i t h i n s i g h t of
victory.
But despite
heavy
pressure
the
last
wicket
remained i n t a c t . S o I C 2 n d ' s
o n c e a g a i n f e l l v i c t i m to t h e i r
o w n paltry b a t t i n g .
to
as
the
to
T H E IC o p e n i n g pair of' T o m
G h o s h a n d R o b Y o u n g roared
off w i t h a f i n e s t a n d of 110
before G h o s h w a s c augh t for
6 9 . H i s partner went o n to make
43 before he w a s d i s m i s s e d
and
the r e m a i n i n g
batsmen
were then s e t the t a s k of
s c o r i n g some q u i c k r u n s . In
d o i n g t h i s many w i c k e t s w e r e
g i v e n away a n d t h e l a s t I C
batsman w a s d i s m i s s e d s o o n
after tea w i t h the t o t a l at 1 4 1 .
A t t h i s point a draw s e e m e d
likely and this w a s indeed
the f i n a l r e s u l t . T h r e e w i c k e t s
from D a v e B r a m e l y , t w o from
newcomer
Richard
Pashley
and a run out e n s u r e d that
Merton wer e made t o f i g h t but
at the c l o s e they wer e 1 1 3
for 6 . A d r a w .
Team:- T Ghosh, R Young, A
Pashey,
N
Kulakilaka,
J
Grosberg,
K de Silva,
A Sheth,
J Gowlett, P Allen,
D Bramely,
M.
Throbb.
Cambridge
fall to Ghosh
IN A L O W s c o r i n g match l a s t
w e e k e n d the S u n d a y XI beat
Churchill College, Cambridge.
IC wer e b o w l e d out for 1 2 0 ,
no o n e batsman m a k i n g a n y
significant
innings. Churchill
were then d i s m i s s e d f o r 87
w i t h G h o s h t a k i n g 4 for 2 6 .
MUX
•7 F Only:.Graduate
Unemployment
Le 4 degre
S E E I N G T H A T we haven't (as yet) been given any mock exams,
the Union has been asked to compile a paper to make sure that
no-one has the remotest chance of passing. The questions are
easy. It's the answers which are difficult. Answers must be
written on one side of a used postage stamp only. A l l answers
must be written i n shorthand;
1. If you met J u l i a Ross at a Mines D i s c o , would you say:
a) " A h , be be, passez—moi les pommes de terre"
b) "What's a nice girl like you doing in a crummy place like
this?"
c) "What's a crummy girl like you doing in a nice place like
this?"
d) "Come up and see my testtubes."
2. What is la Marseillaise
a ) J u l i a Ross
b) a Kind of French loaf
c) Snoopy in disguise
d) a hamster
3. Who is a s loud a s concorde and twice as fast?
a) Julia R o s s
b) Elton John
c) Snoopy
4. Who is J u l i a Ross?
a) Elton John
b) Pre'sidente of l a Re'publique
c) A k ind of F tench loaf
5. Give the E n g l i s h translation of " A h , be be, passez-moi
les pommes de terre."
a) Happy birthday
b) Everyone's a fluffy one
c) Snoopy rules ok
d) Quantus est conis in fenestra
6. Who said " A h , bebe, passez-moi les pommes de terre?"
a) Julia R o s s
b) Jean-Paul Sartre
c) Snoopy
d) Asterix
7. Is " u n mineur" someone less than 18 years old or someone
not belonging to R C S or Guilds?
a) Y e s
b) Y e s
8. WhenNapolean was exiled did he say " O h bloody ' e l l b a " .
With the employment prospects of graduates deteriorating,
especially in the c a s e of teachers, the NUS is asking each of
its constituent organisation members to conduct a survey
amongst its own prospective graduates. IC Union has therefore put out the form below and asks all prospective graduates
to complete and return the questionnaires to IC Union Office
as soon as possible.
Course:
Year:
Postgraduate /
Undergraduate:
Please give estimate of number of jobs
you have applied for:
How many interviews:
How many rejections have you received:
Have you got a job for 1976/77?
(Please delete that which is not applicable)
If 'yes', do you regard this employment as
temporary:
If 'no' do you see any reasonable hope of
obtaining employment by September this year:
YES / NO
Y E S / NO
YES / NO
Thank you for your co-operation. The results of this survey
will be used as evidence to the Minister of Education when
the Executive of the NUS meet him to discuss the problems
of graduate unemployment.
Please return to the Union Office.
I F U EXAMINING B O A R D
Phil
Neal of Liverpool
in
action against IC on Wednesday
The England players arriving at the playing
fields.