End of an Era - West Central CUSD 235

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Volume 1 issue 7
INSIDE THIS ISSUE:
12/17/14
Heat Baseball
2
Girls Basketball
2
Heat Football
3
Meet the MS
3
Pokemon
4
Computer Lingo
4
Hats
5
More Pokemon
5
Month of Harris
6
Food and Cooking
7
Fashion
8
Movie Review
8
Blast from the Past
8
Horoscopes
9
Spot the Difference
9
Jokes
9
Cats
9
Police Beat
10
Editors Notes
Don’t Forget anyone can
submit things to the Heat
wave. Just see Mr. Harris
with any questions on this
Find a grammatical error
in the heat wave that we
missed? Show Mr. Harris
and if you are the first
student to point out this
error you will receive 1
heat buck!
End of an Era
By Mr Harris
It’s the end of an era here at the Heat Wave. This is the last issue of volume one of
the school newspaper. When the next issue comes out, there will be an entirely new staff.
With a new staff may come, new designs, new types of articles, and new writing styles. I want
to thank everyone who contributed to this first volume of the school newspaper, it has been
great! My staff has been awesome, and the people of the building have been cooperative and
helpful. West Central rocks!
If you are in 7th grade Health right now, and have ever thought you would like to
write on the paper, had an idea for a new article, do you have better psychic vibes then our
current horoscope writer. Well then sign up and lets make volume 2 of the Heat Wave just as
good as volume 1 and keep getting better!
In conclusion, I just want to thank my staff again and say how looking forward I am to
starting the process with a new group. So, keep reading and enjoy our last issue of Volume 1,
and Merry Christmas.
Monmouth College visits the Harry Potter Club
By Mitchell Brent
The Harry Potter club had visitors
from the Modern Mythology class from
Monmouth College Friday December, 5th.
Mrs. Rankin said they had a great time
doing all sorts of activities. They
brewed potions in blenders; they also
did a search and rescue. And they did
transfiguration experiment’s where they
all made things out of clay without
direction’s. They all had a great time
doing everything and they had lots of
laughs. At one point they thought they
were being to loud and disrupting
classes. That’s how much fun the were
having according to Mrs. Rankin. Overall
it was a great time for all students and
they soon would like to do it again. If
you think you would enjoy Harry Potter
club then you can sign up next
semester.
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7th and 8th grade boy’s basketball
By Mitchell Brent
The 7th and 8th boys basketball games on
Wednesday night were awesome, 7th grade team won
but the 8th grade boys went into double overtime and
lost. But they almost pulled out a win in that last 3
minutes of the last overtime. West Prairie hit a shot at
the buzzer to eliminate the Heat’s lead and take the
game into overtime. The 8th grade boys were down
with 4 seconds left when Dawson Link hit a three to
put us in double overtime at the buzzer. In the last
overtime the heat turned the ball over and committed a
foul in the final seconds. West Prairie’s player hit his
free throws and gave the Cyclones the two point
victory. The lead scorer from our team that game was
Dawson Link with twelve points. The other teams lead
scorer was W. Rhodes with nine points. At the end of
the game the score was 37-35. Now in the seventh
grade game it was a massacre. At the end of the game
the score was 35-9. And the lead scorer of that game
was Eric Rathbone. The other teams lead scorer was
R. Williams with only 3 points. We will be following
up on later WC HEAT games but for now wish your
team good luck!!!!!!!!
Girls Regional
Boys7th and 8th vs Cuba
The seventh and eighth grade boy’s basketball game
was a great game for both teams. The eighth grade game was a
win. We beat Cuba….. Well actually we destroyed them in the
seventh grade game. But the eighth grade game was still a good
game. The score at the end of the eighth grade game was 48 - 40.
The lead scorer of that game on our team was Dawson Link with
14 points and for the other team was R. Valley. The seventh
grade game was good too. Our lead scorer of that game was
Landen Beelman with 15 points and for the other team is
Vanvickle. We will be following up on our coming games. But
for now wish your team good luck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
By Nikki Bole
The 7th grade girls had their regional the first
game the girls won. The score was 16-36. The second
game we lost the score was 8-38.
The girls played Hamilton the first game and we
played hard like it was the last time we were ever going to
play basketball. We were making silly fouls ever minute.
Everyone had 2-3 fouls. The Hamilton team played good
but sometimes they couldn’t keep up. We were stealing the
ball left and right. The West Central Heat kept taking the
ball to the hoop. That game was a great game.
The second game was against Mendon Unity and
West Central lost. We were so upset because we had lost
the game and were done for the season. There was no
turning back, by 2 quarter we knew that we were over.
They win they got the W. we were not on the same page we
all were tired and didn’t want to be there. We needed
Jayde H. because she is the girl that we depend on. She
always was there when we needed help and she was not
there for this game. The girls did well at their regional
Sand Valley Tournament
By Mitchell Brent
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th
The 7 and the 8 grade boy’s basketball was a hard fight
for the 8th grade but not the 7th grade. The 8th grade boys played
against a better team then 7th grade. It was a great battle from the
8th grade boy’s team. Asa Stanley and Luke Ditsworth were the
lead scorers with both 4 points each. The 7th grade game was a
breeze for WC. But also it was a good effort from Laharpe. We
could have of played a lot better game than that. But a win is a
win, well take it. The lead scorer of that game was Landen
Beelman with 11 points. We will be following up on the next
games, but for now wish your team good luck.
Game 2
The game on Tuesday night against Bushnell was a hard fought
game from both teams all the way. The 7th grade boys had a tough run all
the way through. It was the craziest 7th grade game of all season by far.
The last quarter of the game was so nerve racking. Eric Rathbone had the
key block of the game. Nathan bigger was the lead scorer of that game
with 12 points. We will be following up in the next upcoming games but
for now wish your W.C. good luck.
Championship
Thursday nights was a game you didn’t want to see. It was a
massacre!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The lead scorer of that game was Jack Krieger with 8 points. The other
teams lead scorer was Kreps with 12 points. The final score of the game
was 58-12 A-town But for now wish your team good luck.
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Mady Reed
By: Trisha Forquer, Zach Wood, and
MyKenzie Kane
We interviewed Mady
Reed, a student here at West
Central Middle School. We asked
her when and where she was born.
She said she was born in Galesburg
IL. She is 12 years old. Her birthday
is November 23, 2003
Mady lives in Stronghurst,
IL with her parents Mary & Shane
Reed. Her siblings are Braeden,
Jackson, Aiden, and Stacia.
Mady is involved in a
couple of activities including,
basketball and softball. Her favorite
subject is P.E. her least favorite
subject is math.
Brandon Olson
We interviewed Brandon
Olson, a student here at West Central
Middle School. Brandon was born on
October 12th, 2002 in Burlington, Iowa.
His parents are Sharon and Micheal
Olson. Brandon currently lives in
Oquawka, IL along with his parents and
siblings: Bradley and Tori. When it
comes to school his favorite subject is
P.E., and his least favorite subject is
language arts. Out of school Brandon
participates in baseball, basketball, and
track. The reason he participates in
sports, is because he says they are fun
and he is good at them. Also, Brandon
wants to be an architect when he grows
up because he is good at drawing, and
math.
Carley Lafary
Talon Root
We have interviewed Talon
Root. He is 12 years old, his birthday is
on August 21, 2002 his favorite subject
is art his least favorite subject is social
studies, he wants to be in the NBA when
he grows up, his parents are Hope Root
and Rob Root. His siblings are Tyler,
Traven, and Taren. He lives in Media IL,
but he was born in Saint-Louis. And he
is in basketball as of right now.
Jaci Fletcher
We have interviewed Jaci Fletcher. She
was born on May 15, 2001 in Galesburg. That
makes her 13 years old. Her parents are Becky and
Eddie Fletcher and they live in Oquawka. She has 2
siblings and they are Jada and Colton. When it
comes to school, math is her favorite subject and
literature is her least favorite subject. She is in one
extra activity outside of school, and that is A.S.A
softball. A.S.A means American Softball
Association. She said that she wanted to play
softball because she wanted to. The team she plays
on is the Southeast Heat. She has been playing
softball for 2 years. When she grows up she wants
to be a therapist. The reason she wants to be a
therapist is because she likes helping people that
have issues, problems, or if they are struggling with
things.
We have asked Carley Lafary a series of questions about her life.
Her birthday is August 2, 2002, so that makes her 12 years old.
When is comes to school, her favorite subject is math and she does
not have a least favorite subject. When she gets older she wants to
become a nurse. Her parents are Lisa and Marty Lafary. She only
has one sibling and her name is Joni Lafary. Carley was born in
Galesburg. She currently lives in Gladstone. The extra activities that
Carley is in are basketball and softball.
Jenson Bowman
Jensen Bowman was born in
Macomb on May 4, 2001. That makes
him 13 years old. When it comes to
school, his favorite subject is science
and his least favorite subject is language
arts. Currently he is in no after school
activities, but he was in football and
baseball. He really enjoyed those sports.
He doesn’t know what he wants to be
when he grows up. His parents are Dan
and Karla and they have 4 children,
including Jensen. He has 2 brothers and
1 sister. He lives in Stronghurst with his
family.
VOLUME 1 ISSUE 7
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The “Selfie” The Modern Way To Share Your Look
By David Gaylord
Millions of “selfies” are taken a day, but why? The first “selfie” was taken by Robert Cornelius in
1839. Back then it would have taken you being still for 3 to 15 minutes. Also, the word “selfie” was first
coined by a drunk Australian. Research shows that one of the main reasons why we take “selfies” is to
document yourself or to tell people that you got a new hat or shirt. If you are one of those people who
get things all the time it gets boring. Another reason is that you want people to look at you. If you want
people to look at you, just go in a big crowd and say look at me! Research also says that the average
person takes 2 “selfies” a day. So doing the math in a 50 year life span you would have taken 36,400
“selfies” in your life. 48% of “selfies” are posted on Facebook, Whatsapp and text 27%, Twitter 9%,
Instagram 8%, Snapchat 5%, and Pinterest 2%. According to Samsung 30% of pictures people take
between the ages 18-24 are “selfies”. People on Facebook are trying to make “National Selfie Day” on
November sixteenth. What’s your “opinion”? “ More the merrier.”- Mitchell Brent
The Hashtag
By Mitchell Brent and David Gaylord
The first reason why we use hashtags is to categorize Tweets by keyword. People use the
symbol # before a relevant keyword or phrase (no spaces) in their Tweet to categorize those
Tweets and help them show more easily in Twitter Search. Clicking on a hashtagged word in any
message shows you all other Tweets marked with that keyword. Unlike when you search for a
specific person in twitter you search @idontcareaboutfacebook. Also these days people use it in a
sentences such as, this is so stupid #stupid. Here are some fantastic quotes:
“#pokemongottacatchthemall!-David Gaylord“#UmUmUmUmUm-Mitchell Brent 2014
#doyoulikepeppersprayonyourburritoilikeitspicybutnotuhhspicy!-At&t Charlie
Pokémon Facts!!!!!
By David Gaylord
If you don't like Pokémon, stop reading now! If you want to know more about them keep reading. If you are still
reading here are some interesting facts about Pokémon. 1. The “diapered Pokémon” Vullaby is labeled as a dark-type
Pokémon in the Pokédex. This may be due to that fact that it appears to be wearing a human skull. 2. Magneton is
made up of three Magnemites and should logically weigh three times as much, but Magnemite weighs in at 13.2 pounds
and Magneton weighs 132 pounds. 3.The Pokémon Koffing and Weezing were originally going to be named “Ny” and
“La” because of the smog that New York and Los Angeles are known for. 4.Hitmonchan and Hitmonlee have different
names in the Japanese version of the game that reference Japanese sporting figures. 5. As of 2k14 Ash Ketchum has
obtained at grand total of 52 gym badges. 6. Poliwag’s swirls actually resemble a real-life tadpole’s intestines. 7. There
were supposed to be 190 Pokémon in the first Pokémon games not 151. 8.The least common Pokémon type is ghost
which has only 27 ghost type Pokémon or 4.16% of all Pokémon. 9. Even though Rhydon is Pokémon #112 in the
Pokedex, he was actually the first Pokémon to be created. He was even drawn before his pre-evolution form Rhyhorn!
His index number in the game code of Generation 1 games is 001 to reflect this fact. 10.Even though the catchphrase
for Pokémon is Gotta Catch Them All, Ash hasn't caught all of the Pokémon yet. In fact, he hasn't even come close!
He's only caught around 40 out of more than 700 Pokémon that exist. Congratulations you've made it to the end of this
article, go tell your friends!
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Hat Review: A look at hats
By: Eric R.
Hello and welcome to the 2nd installment of Hat Review. In this Issue, we
will talk about the infamous fruit hat. Lets see how Hatty this hat is. The fruit hat first
started as an idea in 1895 but didn’t start to become a trend until1918. In 1941 at a
New York Fifth Avenue hat-making show, the amount of fruits hats, oddly, overshadowed the amount of hats with flowers in them. They were hugely popularized by the
1943 movie “The Gang’s All Here” when actor Carmen Miranda wore it in a singing
scene. Another way this hat was popularized was by the Chiquita Banana mascot wore
a fruit hat in there logos, being inspired by Carmen. The look of the hat
is….interesting because it is a whole bunch of combinations of fruits like bananas,
apples, oranges, and so much more. This hat gets a 7.5/10 on the Hattyness scale and a
10/10 on the nutrition scale.
Hat Review: A look at hats
By: Eric R.
Welcome to the 3rd installment of Hat Review.
Today, we will be judging on how Hatty the hat called the
umbrella hat is.
The umbrella hat was first patented in 1880 by the
man Robert W. Patten during a time when he was in Mexico
and prospecting. Once he returned to Seattle, he was named
“The Umbrella Man” by his neighbors and became an
umbrella repair man. He became an inspiration for John
Hager to make up a comic about him and his umbrella hat.
For the look, it’s an umbrella. It’s literally an umbrella. Like
really. You all know what an umbrella look likes, right?
(You can just look at it down there so :P) It’s mainly seen as
a novelty item rather then a rain protecting device. This hat
gets a 7.59/10 on the Hattyness scale and a 10/10 on the
Ridiculous scale.
Even More
Facts
Here are some more amazing Pokémon facts. The Pokédex entries for Drifloon state that the Pokémon tricks
children into thinking it’s a balloon and carries them away.- Raikou is the only legendary Pokémon Ash hasn't encountered
in the anime or in one of the movies.- Latias and Latios were the first legendary Pokémon to have set genders, or even
genders at all. All 4 professors are named after trees. Oak, Elm, Birch, & Rowan. If you deposit 999 Pokémon in Pokémon Ranch, you can trade an egg for a Mew. Fighting is the only type that has never been paired with Flying. That the first
purely metal type Pokémon in the pokedex is Mawile. Congrats you made it to the end.
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WHEN ... WAS IN MIDDLE SCHOOL
We interviewed Mr. Harris and asked him about his middle school life. He attended middle school in Cuba,
IL in 1992. In 1992 the president was George Bush, and vice president was Dan Quayle. Some big events were the
mall of America was constructed. Also in this time frame Mike Tyson was convicted of rape. A popular movie then
was Wayne’s World… EXELLENT! His favorite subject in middle school was math. One of his favorite memories
was when, before a basketball game he was in the locker room and he yelled “Watch this hang time guys!” He
jumped off the bench to touch the ceiling but failed. The bench and Mr. Harris fell and he hurt himself and couldn’t
play in the game. He said he still hears about it today. He also had many hobbies including basketball and video
games. His best friend was Justin Williams.
Gallon of gas: $1.05
Dozen eggs: $0.93
Pound of bacon: $1.92
Stamp: $0.29
Gallon of milk: $2.78
Income per year: $30,030
House price: $120,000
Price of gold: $333
TEACHER OF THE MONTH
Mr. Harris
By Peyton Jack
This month Mr. Harris won! The whole newspaper class was
waiting for this to happen, and we are so excited! We asked him a series of
questions to get to know him better and this is how he replied.
The first question was, “Why did you want to become a teacher?”
His response was, “After going to the elementary school in high school for
a class to help younger students I decided that teaching may be something
that I enjoyed.”. We also asked him why he wanted to be a basketball
coach and he said: “I never intended to coach. When I first started at West
Central there were openings for 6th and 7th grade basketball. Mr. Nichols
knew I had a basketball background and really wanted me to try it. I chose
6th grade because I wanted less pressure. I decided that I enjoyed it and
would like to move up to 7th/8th grade level.”
We also found out what he likes to do when he’s not teaching or
coaching. Mr. Harris enjoys playing his Xbox, reading comics and playing
disc golf. The third question for Mr. Harris, was what do you like about
teaching and he said “If you would have told me when I was a kid I would
have a job in athletics I would have said yes immediately.” He also likes
being a teacher because he gets to have summers off to travel and spend
time with his family.
Well I hope you enjoyed reading the teacher of the month article and
learning more about Mr. Harris. Next time you vote make sure you
remember not to vote for Ms. Reynolds, Mrs. Lox, Mrs. E and Mr. Harris.
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Have you heard of Pantelligent
Have you heard of Pantelligent? Well if not, we will be telling you
about it. Pantelligent is a frying pan that is connects to your
Smartphone. It then cooks the food with temperature control and
step by step instructions on how to cook your food. It’s currently in
alpha stage of testing. It should be ready for release by summer of
2015. The pan will make it like Gordon Ramsey would of made it and
then literally beat it. And that’s good.
This PAN gets a 7/10.141592 on the T@c0C@t scale.
By: Wesley Stewart and EricR.
“It will be the savior of the kitchen” – Gordon Ramsey
impersonator
Turducken
By DJ John and Paula Deen
A turducken is a de-boned chicken stuffed inside a de-boned duck stuffed inside a de-boned turkey. Let’s
shed some light on this turducken if you don’t know what it is. First: There was darkness. Then the Big Bang happened and gave the universe some light. Next a bunch of rocks just started smashing into each other, forming planets and moons and asteroids and solar systems and whatnot. Then that one fiery soup happened and small amoebas came out of it, eventually turning into dinosaurs, but they were dumb so they died. Humans showed up at some
point, and just kind of puttered around for a few hundred thousand years. Then they, in their infinite wisdom, made
the turducken and lived happily ever after. The turducken can be prepared any way that a turkey can be prepared.
You can also put an awesome seasoning on it, here is the recipe. Mix ingredients together and store in an airtight
container for up to 6 months.
Dressing:
Preheat oven to 350 degrees F.
To make the cornbread, combine all ingredients and pour into a greased
shallow baking dish. Bake for approximately 20 to 25 minutes. Remove
from oven and let cool.
To make the dressing, crumble dried white bread slices, cornbread and
crackers. Mix together and set aside. Saute chopped celery and onion in
butter until transparent, approximately 5 to 10 minutes. Pour over corn
bread mixture. Add stock, mix well and add salt, pepper, sage, and poultry seasoning. Add beaten eggs and mix well. Follow instructions above
to stuff birds.
Yield: 8 to 10 servings
I wish John could be Paula Deen because if he was I could finally have
a slave that could cook me macaroni.-Wesley Stewart A.K.A the guy
who kidnapped Senpai
Blast From The Past
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Woo wee did you feel that blast I’m not wearing pants anymore.
Welcome back to Blast From The Past. We have recently added back our lost
member; we were forced to by blackmail. This week we are doing a review on
the Sega Nomad. The Sega Nomad is a handheld gaming console by Sega that
was released in October of 1995. It is a portable console that only plays
Genesis games. It has a 3.25 inch LCD screen. It has an A/V output which
allows it to connect to a T.V. It is powered by six AA which allows it with 2
hours of battery life.
This game console is given a 9/10 on the Delmar scale
By: Wesley Stewart and (The forced returner) Delmar
“If you find one of these sell it to Mr. Harris” Mr. Harris 2k14
Have You Seen the New Movie Mocking Jay Part 1
Have you seen the new movie Mocking Jay part 1!? If not we’re about to tell you all about it.
“SPOILER ALERT”. At the end of catching fire Katniss got rescued. She was taken to the fabled district
13. Peeta however got captured by the capitol. Once Katniss got to district 13 they convinced her to
be
She went to district 8 and helped rally the wounded. She then
attempted to save the hospital from capital bombers, but she failed miserably (all the wounded died).
Shortly after that the districts made an attack on a hydro dam and cut power the capital. While the
power was out a team went into the capitol to rescue Peeta and the other victors. With the victors in
protective custody the capitol bombed district 13. Then the credits started a rollin.
This move gets a 9/10 on the Muphy hug scale
By: Wesley Stewart and D.J. Muphy
“Let credits roooooooooool let the lights come ooooooooooooooon let the peooooooople
staaaand then leave the dang theater so this hobo can go back to sleeeep!!!” –Eric “ROY” Rathbone
THE MOCKING JAY!
Piercings
By: Camryn, Breanna, and Peyton
Piercings; it’s a very debatable topic. Some people are against it,
and others are for it and have piercings themselves. Now here is our view
of piercings. Peyton says: “ Guys should not get piercings. It’s disgusting!”
Breanna says: “ It really depends on why they want them. If its just for no
reason then no, but if its for something that you have to do, then ok.
Camryn says: “ Guys should definitely not get piercings doesn’t matter
where; don’t get them! For girls it’s ok. I’m not fond of eyebrow piercings,
or belly-button rings, and definitely not tongue piercings. I can live with
nose piercings.”
We took a series of interviews that included three top questions:
Do you think guys having piercings is okay?, If so what kind?, and what
kind of piercings should girls have? We asked four boys about what they
thought about piercings. The first boy said, “Guys should not get ear
piercings of any kind.” The second boy said, “Boys shouldn’t have any
piercings that hurt or are completely gross.” The third boy said, “No to
boys having any piercings.” And the fourth boy said, “boys shouldn’t get
piercings on the ears.”
We interviewed four girls also. One said, “I am was totally against
piercings.” The second one said the same thing. The third one said that
she might get a nose piercing. The fourth one said she might get a bellybutton ring.
So as we can see everybody has their own opinions about
piercings. But they are still gross!
Entertainment
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Aries March 21-April 19
You are making an important
decision but you may not fully
understand your motives
Taurus April 20- May 20
Someone you are very close to you
will finagle something in your life
Gemini May 21-June 20
You are eagerly awaiting the arrival
of someone
Cancer June 21-July 22
There will be several different
paths to your success choose
wisely
Leo July 23-august 22
You will know exactly what you
want to do in your lifetime
Virgo August 23-September
22
You may encounter a small speed
bump in your life
Libra September 23-October
23
You need to dream about your
personal goals for a better future
Scorpio October 23November 21
You have reached a point were
things may be hopeless but dont
give up
Sagittarius November 22December 21
Can you find all 13 differences?
Jokes
Q:
A:
Q:
A:
Q:
You will not have a lot of free time A:
Q:
this week
A:
Capricorn December 22Q:
January 19
A:
An excessive amount of stress
Q:
A:
could lead to your downfall
what has 4 eyes but cant see?
Mississippi
What black and white and green and black and white?
2 zebras fighting over a pickle
Where do cows go for lunch?
The calf-eteria.
Why don't cows have any money?
Because farmers milk them dry
Do you know why the cow jumped over the moon?
The farmer had cold hands.
"Where did the cows go last night"?
"To the mooon"
Q: What do you call a cow who works for a
gardener?
A lawn moo-er.
Q: Why did Frosty the snowman want a
divorce?
A: Because he thought his wife was a flake
Q: What do cats and dogs call their Santa?
A: Santa Paws.
Q: What do you get if you cross mistletoe and
a duck?
A: A Christmas quacker.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the playground ?
A: To get to the other slide.
Aquarius January 20February 18
Your plans may be disrupted by an
unexpected problem
Pisces February 19-March 20
You will face a tricky situations
The facts of cats II
By DJ and John
Sup people of West Central? (the sky!) But seriously. Let’s get on with this DJ and John
love cats so much that they decided to continue this article. If you love cats read this article or
the cats will not love you. There are over 500 million domestic cats in the entire world. Cats
and humans have been associated for nearly 10,000 years. A male cat is called a tom, so if you
have a male cat named tom he just thinks you are calling him man. A female cat is called a Molly
or a queen. So if you have a female cat named molly she thinks you are just calling her your girl.
Domestic cats usually weigh around 8lbs to 11lbs so if your cat is over that put it on a diet. The
heaviest domestic cat on record was 46 lbs. Older cats can sometimes act aggressive to kittens.
(back in my day we kittens had to fight for our milk). On average cats can live for around 12 to
15 years so if you don’t like your cat… it’s going to be with you for a while. The way cats bathe
themselves is by licking their coat. So there ya go kitties hahahaha (pun intended). See you next
week on So You Think You Can Cat. “How do I even cat bruh-Juan lito kito Hernandez 2k14”
D.J.Murphy- Arrested last weekend for illegally dressing up as Santa Claus
and ruined little kids dreams of Santa clause giving them presents.
Jack Krieger- dressed up as an elf and stole large amounts of hot chocolate
and distributed it to kids who are lactose intolerant.
Mr. Harris- Arrested on December 17 at 3:15 pm for throwing a snowball
with rocks in it and injuring a child's eye.
Peyton Jack- dressed up as Mrs. Claus and accusing older women of
looking at her “man”. She then proceeded to beat them with her cane.
Camryn Fryrear- Arrested on December 25th for getting drinking eggnog
and dressing up as Rudolph and running around the streets screaming wee i
can fly.
Breanna Campbell- Made large amount of illegal special edition cinnamon
eggnog and giving it to reindeer. As she was arrested she screamed let me
and the Santa ponies have a good time. She was arrested on December 25.
Wesley Stewart- Arrested December 13 for sharpening a candy cane and
stabbing blowup snowmen. before he was apprehended he had slashed
open 83 snowmen.
Zack Wood- arrested December 25th for going into the hallmark store and
writing you stink in the holiday cards.
John Steck- went to the mall to see Santa. as he sat on Santa's lap and
pinched his cheeks till they were what he claimed was the appropriate shade
of rosey red
Eric Rathbone- He went into Wal-Mart and stood in front of a cashier while
eating 15 chocolate elves. He then proceeded to walk up and down the
aisles screaming they weren’t chocolate.
David Gaylord- arrested December 1st he was arrested for smuggling
illegal aliens across the border and forced them to dress up as elves and
sing Feliz Navidad. Is currently doing 20 years in federal prison.
Jessica Smith- took a plane to the north pole and tried to kidnap Santa
Claus. City officials caught her in the act. She was arrested December 23,
she tried to ruin Christmas.
Mykenzie Kane- she teamed up with Jessica but tried to kidnap Rudolph
instead. She was also arrested December 23, for the same felony.
Mitchell Brent- he smuggled extra sugar candy canes into third grade
classrooms. Teachers described the scene as chaos! He was arrested
December 20 at 3:00.
Nikki Bole- she went to the mall and stole shoes and Christmas decor. She
was arrested December 14.
Trisha Forquer- Went to the mall and sat on Santa’s lap and slapped him
eight times and punched him once for not having any candy canes. she was
arrested December 20.