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ISSUES & IDEAS PERFORMING ARTS VARIETY & SPECIAL EVENTS 2011 - 2012 C ATALOG kirkland PRODUCTIONS kp COMEDY CONCERT MANAGEMENT & PRODUCTION NOVELTIES MEET THE KIRKLAND MASCOT! PRODUCT ONLY PACKAGES FAMILY PROGRAMMING “THE BEAN” COMEDY Table of Contents The 2011 - 2012 catalog is available by PDF if you would like a digital copy. We are also happy to mail an additional hard copy as needed for your campus. Issues & Ideas All Roads Lead to Your Own Path American Squatter Anna David Barry Scott Barry Smith Be the Change You Want to Be Becoming the Subject of Your Own Story Chase Whiteside Deanna Latson Dr. John Corvino Eat Right. Look Good. Feel Great! Every Job I’ve Ever Had Haters, Sinners, & the Rest of Us If Not Us, Then Who? Let’s Rise! Jessica Pettitt Kenny Carnes Kimberly Dark Last Words: Death Penalty Debate Me, My Stuff, and I Nailing the Job Interview Newstainment: Journalism and Discourse in the Information Age Pieces of War: Veteran’s Awareness Same-Sex Marriage: A Civil Debate Stacey Lannert Surviving and Thriving in an Addictive Society Tribute to Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr. Victor Gonzalez Concert Management 4 4 3 3 4 7 8 5 6 6 6 4 6 7 7 8, 9 8 8 4 10 5 9 9 10 3 3 10 Performing Arts The Afro-Latin Project An Dóchas and the Haran Irish Dancers Kungfu Theatre: Tales from the Beijing Opera Richard Hight’s “Visual Impact” 11 11 12 12 Variety & Special Events Campus Flix: Drive-In Movies Carte Blanche Casino Nights Comedy Killers: Murder Mysteries Frank DeVille: Comedy Magic High Flying Adventures: Hot Air Balloons Hypnotist - The Incredible BORIS Mr. Cool - The Ice Cream Man Photo Booth kirkland PRODUCTIONS 1 13 13 13 14 14 15 15 16 kirklandproductions.com booking@kirklandproductions.com 866.769.9037 and Production 16 Product Only Packages Bear Creations Lucky Bamboo Plant a Tree Kits Zen Gardens 17 17 17 17 Family Programing David Chicken Shana Banana 18 18 Novelties Over 60 Novelties to Choose From! 19-24 Comedy Ron Babcock Ian Bagg Ben Bailey Arj Barker Todd Barry Guy Branum Bo Burnham Adam CaytonHolland Kimberly Clark Kendra Corrie Joe DeVito Jon Dore Dean Edwards Adam Ferrara Christian Finnegan Judah Friedlander Garfunkel & Oates Josh Gondelman Ace Guillen Ryan Hamilton Jarrod Harris John Heffron Helen Hong Anjelah Johnson Moshe Kasher Kyle Kinane 25 25 33 32 31 28 33 25 25 25 28 31 31 33 32 33 32 25 26 28 26 33 28 33 29 29 Ben Kronberg Rodney Laney Natasha Leggero Carmen Lynch Norm MacDonald Mo Mandel Shane Mauss Julian McCullough Heather McDonald John Oliver Patton Oswalt Sean Patton Johnny Pemberton Chris Porter Brian Posehn Jon Reep Barry Rothbart Anton Shuford Marianne Sierk Christopher Titus Mike Vecchione Jason Weems Mike E. Winfield Todd Womack Ali Wong Joe Wong kirkland PRODUCTIONS kp COMEDY 26 29 32 26 34 31 26 26 32 34 34 29 27 30 32 34 27 27 27 34 30 27 30 27 31 30 kpcomedy.com booking@kpcomedy.com 866.769.9037 About us KIRKLAND PRODUCTIONS & KP COMEDY 866.769.9037 b o o k i n g @ k i r k l a n d p r o d u c t i o n s . c o m / b o o k i n g @ k p c o m e d y. c o m Issues & Ideas By Category Academic Success: Alcohol & Substance Abuse: Athlete Training: Black History Month: Body Image: Career Planning: Character Development: Community Building: Decision Making: Diversity: Domestic Violence Awareness: Eating Disorders: Empowerment: LGBT Issues: Leadership: Media and Journalism: Motivation: NCAA Grant Approved Speaker: Non-Violence: Nutrition: Personal Growth: Political Issues: Recruitment and Retention: Relationships: Transgender Inclusion: Sexual Assault Awareness: Social Justice: Spoken Word Performer: Veteran’s Issues: Wellness: Women’s Issues: Victor Gonzalez Anna David, Deanna Latson Kimberly Dark, Anna David, Deanna Latson, Jessica Pettitt Richard Hight, Jessica Pettitt, Barry Scott Kimberly Dark, Deanna Latson Victor Gonzalez, Barry Smith Dr. John Corvino, Kimberly Dark, Victor Gonzalez, Barry Smith Jessica Pettitt, Barry Scott Barry Smith Dr. John Corvino, Kimberly Dark, Victor Gonzalez, Jessica Pettitt, Barry Scott Stacey Lannert Deanna Latson Kimberly Dark, Stacey Lannert Dr. John Corvino, Kimberly Dark, Jessica Pettitt, Same-Sex Marriage: A Civil Debate, Chase Whiteside Kimberly Dark, Victor Gonzalez, Jessica Pettitt, Barry Scott Chase Whiteside Victor Gonzalez, Barry Smith Kimberly Dark, Deanna Latson, Jessica Pettitt Stacey Lannert, Last Words, Pieces of War Deanna Latson Barry Smith Stacey Lannert, Last Words, Pieces of War, Same-Sex Marriage: A Civil Debate, Chase Whiteside, Jessica Pettitt Anna David Jessica Pettitt Stacey Lannert Kimberly Dark, Jessica Pettitt, Last Words Kimberly Dark, Last Words, Pieces of War Pieces of War Anna David, Deanna Latson, Pieces of War Kimberly Dark, Stacey Lannert, Deanna Latson Staff Gina Kirkland, President/Agent gina@kirklandproductions.com gina@kpcomedy.com Stewart Schwensen, Concert Production Manager stewart@kirklandproductions.com 2011 Showcases NACA South Anna David Hypnotist: The Incredible BORIS Jarrod Harris Shane Mauss Todd Womack 3 15 26 26 27 NACA Mid-Atlantic Kendra Corrie Mike E. Winfield Joe Wong 25 30 30 NACA Central Anna David Dr. John Corvino Guy Branum Jarrod Harris 3 6 28 26 NACA Mid-America Jessica Pettitt Barry Smith Guy Branum Kendra Corrie Josh Gondelman Jarrod Harris Shane Mauss 7 4 28 25 25 26 26 NACA Northeast Barry Smith Guy Branum Jarrod Harris Ben Kronberg Anton Shuford Jason Weems 4 28 26 26 27 27 NACA West Deanna Latson Adam Cayton-Holland Kendra Corrie Mike E. Winfield 6 25 25 30 NACA Nationals Dr. John Corvino Stacey Lannert Jessica Pettitt Dean Edwards Kyle Kinane Ben Kronberg Julian McCullough Chris Porter Joe Wong 6 10 7 31 29 26 26 30 30 NACA Northern Plains Dr. John Corvino Anna David Stacey Lannert Deanna Latson Josh Gondelman Ben Kronberg Joe Wong 6 3 10 6 25 26 30 2 Issues & Ideas Anna David Alcohol & Substance Abuse/Wellness/Relationships By her twenties, Anna found herself unemployable and addicted to sleeping pills and cocaine. Today she’s over 10 years sober, the author of four books (two novels, one anthology, and one memoir, all published by HarperCollins) and numerous articles (for The New York Times, The LA Times, Playboy, People, Vanity Fair, Cosmo, and Details, among many others) and the Executive Editor of the popular addiction and recovery site, TheFix.com. She’s also a regular on CBS, Fox News, CNN and was the sex, dating and relationship expert on G4’s Attack of the Show for four years. Her message -- about recovering from addiction and maintaining healthy relationships through honest self-assessment and letting go of control -- is delivered with both humor and insight, and her strength has helped thousands across the globe. SHOWCASING NACA NORTHERN PLAINS, SOUTH, & CENTRAL 2011 Pricing Starts at $2500 Average Program is 45 - 60 mins + Q&A Students will take away: • Specific information about early signs of alcoholism • A full explanation of alcoholism as a disease and not just the result of circumstances • A personal story that includes every painful detail and the bottoming out it took for recovery to be possible • Warnings about the degree of binge drinking -- and the repercussions of it -- that’s increasingly prevalent on college campuses today • All delivered in “such a funny, honest, caustic and no-holds-barred way, you’ll feel like you’ve lived and survived it” (says “Sex and the City” head writer, Cindy Chupack) Barry Scott Black History Month/Diversity/Leadership Barry Scott is recognized as one of the most versatile practitioners of his art. The founder of the American Negro Playwright Theatre at Tennessee State University, where his parents and grandparents graduated, Scott also has acting credits on television’s “I’ll Fly Away” and “In the Heat of the Night.” He is a member of the Screen Actors Guild, Actor’s Equity Association, American Film Radio & Television Association and serves on the board of the Tennessee Arts Commission. All programs are followed by Q&A. TEN TIME NACA SHOWCASING ACT “Tribute to Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr.” - An authority on the life and works of Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr., Barry Scott created his tribute to Dr. King to teach a generation of students about one of America’s most violent and inspiring times and the man who mobilized a generation of people and changed the world. In this hour long program, Mr. Scott discusses Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr. and the Civil Rights Movement in his lecture and actually becomes Dr. King recreating some of his most inspiring speeches. “From I Have a Dream To Yes We Can” - While bigotry and ignorance may still exist, America has now, more than ever before, perhaps faster than anyone thought, fulfilled its promise as the land of opportunity – she shines as a beacon of limitless potential for all her citizens and sends a powerful message to the rest of the world. This program chronicles America’s struggle for equality through the words of Dr. King and Barack Obama as interpreted by Barry Scott. Other offerings include: • “Different Doesn’t Mean Wrong: Learning About Diversity” • “The Courage to Lead” • “Ain’t Got Long to Stay Here” (a full length play) 3 Pricing Starts at $2500 for engagements in March - December $2900 for engagements in February $3600 for engagements in January Average Program is 60 mins + Q&A workshops can be 1 hour - full day Pricing listed is based on a single performance for an isolated date. Travel and lodging expenses are not included unless the pricing is marked as “INCLUSIVE.” Ask about block booking discounts. Pricing listed is in effect for programs booked through August 1, 2012. KIRKLAND PRODUCTIONS 866.769.9037 booking@kirklandproductions.com Barry Smith Character Development/Motivation/Personal Growth Employing an unusual mix of comedy, monologue, and multimedia, as well as a lifetime of bizarre experience, Barry Smith presents insightful, entertaining adventures of his own self discovery. Smith’s “modern monologues” employ an audio-visual element with a 21st century appeal that quickly grabs hold of students’ interest. “Think David Sedaris and Spalding Gray with a whole lot of audio and visual aids,” says The Aspen Times. SHOWCASING NACA NORTHEAST & MID-AMERICA 2011 In Every Job I’ve Ever Had Smith uses his multimedia savvy to recount the childish fantasies of possibility and fear when presented with the most dreaded concept of our generation: the workplace. Presenting an endearing message, “Follow your bliss,” this show offers proof that we can find the life we want for ourselves, not just the life that we are dutifully goaded into. Students will leave this show inspired, enlivened, and sore from laughter. All Roads Lead To Your Own Path: Adventures in a Doomsday Cult (alternate title, Jesus in Montana: Adventures in a Doomsday Cult) has received accolades from The New York Times as well as numerous awards. It is a timely tale of one man’s search for truth, revealing how even the most misguided quest, if undertaken with passion, can be a worthwhile journey. Me, My Stuff and I is a funny and affecting multimedia comedy about our relationship with “stuff.” The show examines how we attempt to hold on to our memories as a way of defining ourselves. “Both hilarious and poignant,” says The Vancouver Province, “this show will make you think about your own life in entirely new ways.” Able to “channel laughter’s deeper cathartic powers,” Smith’s American Squatter plays to the young rebels without a cause, engaging with a heartfelt and amusing message on how we can “find ourselves” in all sorts of strange places — and that rebellion may not always be what we think it is. Barry Smith also teaches workshops that enhance the student experience: Write Now! is a snappy and fun alternative to the traditional “Writer’s Group.” A highly popular workshop, Write Now! actually gets participants writing! Expect to blast through deadline anxiety and writer’s block during this 2 1/2 - 3 hour non-critiqued workshop. The Ongoing Story of Your Life: A “Time Capsule” Approach to Journaling is a hands-on workshop that explores the concept of daily creativity by using personal works of art and the stuff you might normally throw away. A perfect companion to “Me, My Stuff and I.” Pricing Starts at $2500 Average Program is 60 mins + Q&A Pricing listed is based on a single performance for an isolated date. Travel and lodging expenses are not included unless the pricing is marked as “INCLUSIVE.” Ask about block booking discounts. Pricing listed is in effect for programs booked through August 1, 2012. 4 Issues & Ideas Chase Whiteside LGBT Issues/Media and Journalism/Political Discourse Chase Whiteside is a documentary filmmaker, journalist, and the founder of New Left Media. Whiteside is perhaps best known for his coverage of the evolving “Tea Party” movement. His short films, which IndieWire called “a perfect example of where documentary form and style is headed,” have been seen more than 6 million times online and featured in whole or in part by the BBC, MTV, Bill Moyers’ Journal, The Ed Show, Jimmy Kimmel Live!, Current TV, the Washington Post, Vanity Fair, Roger Ebert’s Journal, The Nation, and the Daily Show’s Indecision Blog, among others. Whiteside blogs for the Huffington Post and is a contributor to MTV’s 365Gay.com. He is currently writing a book about the deteriorating state of the news media to be published by Picador in Spring 2012. • All programs are full multimedia presentations including supporting video clips and stills. Newstainment: Journalism and Discourse in the Information Age How do you take your news? Today, Tweets and Facebook status updates can foment political change in authoritarian countries, but when tasked with explaining complex issues and legislation here in America, they fall tragically short. Chase Whiteside of New Left Media has been in the trenches of our fevered political debate, urging the sign-carriers on both the Right and the Left to abandon their talking points for a real conversation about the concerns we face today. —How can we be informed participants in a democracy without quality information and knowledge about our government? How will we progress if we can’t even agree on the facts from which to premise public debate, over things like healthcare reform or the size of government? The narratives that drive our national conversation are good for television ratings but bad for our democracy, encouraging hyperbole and partisanship at the expense of accuracy and nuance. Additional Program Offerings Include: •Echo Chambers: How Too Much Media Choice Hardens Partisan Divisions •Modern LGBT Representations in Media Pricing Starts at $2500 Average Program is 60 mins + Q&A Why Kirkland Productions? Several of our programs and speakers are eligible for grants through the NCAA. If you are including athletics in your program, ask for more information. Eligible programs and speakers include: Deanna Latson, Kimberly Dark and Jessica Pettitt. What People Are Saying! “Kirkland Productions and KP Comedy are excellent in all that they do. We have booked several of their entertainers and we have found them to always be outstanding and they often exceed our expectations. Balloons with a Twist is always a hit on our campus and Pat is amazing in her balloon designs. We have found that we have never gone wrong when using Kirkland Productions or KP Comedy!” - Dr. Barry McKinney, Director of Student Activities - The University of Texas at San Antonio 5 Pricing listed is based on a single performance for an isolated date. Travel and lodging expenses are not included unless the pricing is marked as “INCLUSIVE.” Ask about block booking discounts. Pricing listed is in effect for programs booked through August 1, 2012. KIRKLAND PRODUCTIONS 866.769.9037 booking@kirklandproductions.com Deanna Latson Nutrition/Wellness/Athlete Training Deanna Latson has been involved full time in the field of health and wellness since 1999 and has served as a consultant, spokesperson, writer and guest lecturer for some of the largest colleges, universities and corporations in the world. Her clients include over 400 college and universities, corporations such as Smart Water, Pepsi Co. International, the American Heart Association and AT&T. She is also a regular guest expert on Fox, NBC, and San Diego Living TV. Deanna has been an NCAA grant-approved speaker for over 7 years, speaking to college sports teams about their health and well being. She also has been a sought-after motivational speaker in the field of health and wellness for over a decade. Deanna is living proof that it is possible to completely transform one’s own life through proper education and nutrition. During college, both Deanna’s parents became ill with life-threatening diseases, a situation that spurred Deanna’s own impetus to change her focus towards nutrition, especially because she had battled with an eating disorder for 11 years as well as numerous other health problems that had plagued her throughout her life. It was after her parents had an amazing transformation in their health, and after Deanna herself healed her own body, that she decided to combine her two passions and apply her speaking talents to the topic of health and wellness. She holds a Bachelors degree in Communication Studies with a special emphasis on organizational communication and a Master’s degree in Communication Studies with a special emphasis on health communications. Deanna also received her Clinical Nutritionist degree from the Natural Healing Institute. Over the past 16 years, Deanna has been dedicated to her own research and development in the field of natural health and well being. SHOWCASING NACA NORTHERN PLAINS & WEST 2011 & SEVENTEEN TIME NACA SHOWCASING ACT Pricing Starts at $4200 Average Program is 90 mins + Q&A Dr. John Corvino LGBT Issues/Diversity Is it possible to have a productive conversation about LGBT issues? One side labels the other sinners or deviants and dismisses them as beyond redemption. The other side labels the first as haters or bigots and—in much the same way—treats them as lost causes. There’s a lot of name-calling, but very little effort at understanding. That’s where Dr. John Corvino comes in. Using his trademark combination of logical precision, sensitivity, and humor, he challenges people from all sides to rethink easy assumptions. His new program, “Haters, Sinners, and the Rest of Us: The Gay Debate Today,” draws on his two decades of speaking experience to bring fresh insight into the culture wars. Other programs include the classic “What’s Morally Wrong with Homosexuality?” (now available on DVD) which confronts and dismantles some of the most common objections to same-sex relationships; “Born or Made—and What’s the Difference?” (on the nature/nurture debate) and “Coming Out Skeptical” (on analogies between coming out as a gay man and coming out as an atheist). For many years Corvino was known as “The Gay Moralist,” a regular columnist for LOGO’s 365gay.com and other websites. He has also contributed to dozens of scholarly books and journals. As a philosophy professor, he has academic credentials that make him a good choice for campuses that appreciate faculty support for their programming. Corvino is currently working on a book with Maggie Gallagher, Debating Same-Sex Marriage, for Oxford University Press, and he is available for debates on marriage, religion, and other controversial issues. Bottom line: he’s funny and he makes you think. SHOWCASING NACA NATIONALS, NORTHEN PLAINS & CENTRAL 2011 & EIGHTEEN TIME PAST SHOWCASING ACT Pricing Starts at $3000 Average Program is 60 mins + Q&A Pricing listed is based on a single performance for an isolated date. Travel and lodging expenses are not included unless the pricing is marked as “INCLUSIVE.” Ask about block booking discounts. Pricing listed is in effect for programs booked through August 1, 2012. 6 Issues & Ideas Jessica Pettitt Social Justice/Diversity/LGBT Issues/Recruitment and Retention Jessica Pettitt is the “diversity educator” your family warned you about. She is easy to work with, accessible, and teaches VERY simple concepts that can be hard to put into action. Jessica gets participants uncomfortable enough to incorporate - not just talk about - social justice into their lives immediately. Nominated for two years by Campus Activities Magazine for “Best Diversity Artist,” Jessica’s programs are direct, customized, and highly interactive. Her workshops, seminars, and keynotes take participants on a journey weaving together politics, theory, current events, and storytelling with large doses of humor. Though participants will be laughing, she promises no drum circles, guilty tears, or finger pointing. This will be a HIGHLY interactive program that will leave participants with actual action steps to make REAL change in their lives. Jessica takes 10+ years in Student Affairs, 5+ years of national consulting work, and 2+ years of stand-up comedy as part of her mission to inspire change, dismantle oppression, and recognize our privilege. Through teaching, writing, and facilitating tough conversations, Jessica has figured out how to BE the change she wants to BE. Now it’s your turn! SHOWCASING NACA NATIONALS & MID-AMERICA 2011 From Words To Action . . . • Social Justice/Diversity Programming - Be The Change You Want To Be (Keynote), Just Rescue, Social Justice: When Diversity Isn’t Enough, The Day Everything Changed (Interactive Workshops) • Bullying - Mean it! - Meaning of Everyday Actions • LGBT Programming - Sticks & Stones & Gender This! (Interactive Workshops) • Greek Life - If Not Us, Then Who? (Keynote) • Half/Full Day Trainings - Five Footed Elephant (Social Justice Core Competencies), Facing Transgender: Inclusion, Advocacy, and Empowerment Pricing Starts at $2500 Programs range from 60 mins to full day events What People Are Saying! “Working with Mike Dunk, as Jessica Pettitt’s agent, was one of the easiest experiences as I navigated working with any agent for the first time. He was very understanding and patient with the questions and the hoops that we needed to jump through on our end! Jessica, as always, was fantastic to work with! She did an excellent job of identifying the audience and working with them. She was real and honest and our student staff members responded really well and gave very positive feedback!” - Michelle D. Hopper, Assistant Director of Housing & Residential Education, University of South Florida Why Kirkland Productions? We will help you market your event! Our website: kirklandproductions.com offers many downloadable marketing tools. Everything you need for a successful event is just a click away. What People Are Saying! “I have been working with Kirkland Productions for several years now. One of the best things about working with Gina is the relationship we have built. Even from the beginning there was no hard sell and it was all about the customer and meeting our needs. I am comfortable in referring my students to Gina knowing that they will be treated with the utmost respect. Gina will also guide the students through the process of booking an artist. We consider, Kirkland Productions and Gina, a part of our team in bringing quality programs to the students on our campus.” - Shelley K. Bannish, MA, Student Life & Involvement Center Director - Centralia College 7 Pricing listed is based on a single performance for an isolated date. Travel and lodging expenses are not included unless the pricing is marked as “INCLUSIVE.” Ask about block booking discounts. Pricing listed is in effect for programs booked through August 1, 2012. KIRKLAND PRODUCTIONS 866.769.9037 booking@kirklandproductions.com Kimberly Dark Empowerment/Women’s Issues/Diversity/LGBT Issues/Spoken Word Performer Kimberly Dark is both a sociologist and an award winning storyteller and performer. She brings twenty years of experience as a facilitator and trainer to diversity programs, and her workshops and interactive lectures are funny and highly engaging. Dark is the author of five solo performances that have garnered recognition at various festivals internationally. The Evening Echo in Cork, Ireland says, “The balance between objectivity and intimate analysis certainly gives Dark an edge and has made her a force to be reckoned with on every level.” Programs can be tailored to campus needs – or choose from one of the following audience proven favorites: • Becoming the Subject of Your Own Story: Rather Than the Object of Another’s Gaze (Personal power and responsibility, women’s empowerment, body image) • Gender, Race, and Money (diversity, women’s issues, race, and economics) • Complicated Courtesies (diversity and personal empowerment) • Is that a Dude? Inside Lesbian Gender – it’s more complex than you think! (LGBT, gender, trans) • Spoken Word Performances (tailored to your theme, or with student participation) Pricing Starts at $2500 • Full and half day workshops on diversity, privilege and oppression, and how to use Programs range from 60 mins to full day events creativity to create a more vibrant, fair, and engaged college campus PAST NACA SHOWCASING ACT What People Are Saying! “Kimberly Dark is a superior storyteller... she expertly blends teaching with entertaining...” - Dr. William Doan, Penn State University Kenny Carnes “Last Words”: Death Penalty Debate Political Issues/Non-Violence An informative one-man show based on the last words spoken from America’s death row inmates, this Kenny Carnes’ original performance incorporates an anthology of words, stories and emotions designed to humanize, sensitize, and educate us to the cycle of violence. “Last Words” is a truth-based fictional story culminating from hundreds of actual inmates, victims, families, guards, wardens and politicians synthesized into a performance art piece that is punctuated by a diverse collection of real last word testimony from various inmates. LAST WORDS captivates, enlightens and shocks while revealing the human faces in America’s most unlikely places. Audiences act as jury to decide a sentence of life or death for the inmates challenging us to question our own sense of social justice, political involvement, and participation in a non-violent world. Amnesty International spokesperson, Kristin Houlé, says, “Kenny Carnes humanizes us where we do not expect to find our humanity.” PAST NACA SHOWCASING ACT Post Show Discussion: Kenny Carnes’ interactive post-show Q&A with audiences deepens our understanding generated by his arts-based dialogues. His experience in holistic/integral psychology and theatrical arts instructor crystallizes our knowledge through a powerful emotional experience. Post-show topics from LAST WORDS have included discussions around capital punishment, the cycle of violence, faith-based ethics, personal and political belief systems, criminal and social justice, diversity, the cycle of poverty, victimhood, diversity tolerance, and more. Pricing Starts at $2500 Average Program is 60 mins + Q&A Pricing listed is based on a single performance for an isolated date. Travel and lodging expenses are not included unless the pricing is marked as “INCLUSIVE.” Ask about block booking discounts. Pricing listed is in effect for programs booked through August 1, 2012. 8 Issues & Ideas Kenny Carnes “Pieces of War”: Veteran’s Awareness / War Debate Political Issues/Non-Violence An informative one-man show written in rhapsodic verse, this thirty, forty-five, or sixty minute performance delivers a rapid-fire cadence of rhyme and rhythm to weave a portfolio of stories from three generations of American heroes. This Kenny Carnes original performance examines violence, social justice, peace, patriotism, and civic duty by poetically rewritten narratives of American soldiers from WWII, Vietnam, Iraq, and Afghanistan. Based on interviews, observations, and Kenny Carnes’ personal experiences as an army officer, “Pieces of War” provides resolution of personal and political conflict, understanding through awareness and tolerance, and unites audiences in a common dialogue surrounding the universal journey of the hero in us all. March beside an “army of one” in this multi-character, one-man show. Honor the fallen. Heal the wounded. Gain some peace. Dr. Tracie Shea of Brown University’s Department of Psychiatry & Human Behavior says, “In a time when it is easy to be polarized, Kenny Carnes’ paradoxical poetry unites a diverse audience. His provocative playwriting has an enormous capacity to heal and transform us.” PAST NACA SHOWCASING ACT Post Show Discussion: Kenny Carnes’ interactive post-show Q&A sessions have included discussions around patriotism, veteran issues, political issues, artistic process, social and civic vocations, PTSD, soldier home-coming integration, veteran support services, social justice, peace, and more. Pricing Starts at $2500 Average Program is 30 - 60 mins + Q&A Same-Sex Marriage: A Civil Debate Political Issues As a handful of states embrace same-sex marriage, others ban it, and still others consider it, what should thinking citizens do? John Corvino and Maggie Gallagher— two of the nation’s leading and opposing voices on this issue—bring clarity, passion, and thoughtfulness to this divisive topic. Corvino is a philosophy professor at Wayne State University in Detroit, Michigan. He is also known as “The Gay Moralist,” a regular columnist for 365gay.com and other venues. He has contributed to dozens of scholarly journals and anthologies, and he is currently collaborating with Gallagher on a book, Debating Same-Sex Marriage, forthcoming from Oxford University Press. Dr. John Corvino Gallagher is Chairman and co-founder of the National Organization for Marriage, which the Washington Post called the “pre-eminent national organization” fighting to protect marriage as the union of husband and wife. She is a nationally syndicated columnist and the author of three books on marriage including (with Linda J. Waite) The Case for Marriage: Why Married People are Happier, Healthier and Better-Off Financially. Maggie Gallagher 9 Their debates cover a variety of issues, including the history of marriage, the needs of children, and the implications for religious freedom. While agreeing on little, they provide a powerful example of how people can maintain strong convictions while respectfully and productively engaging their opponents. Pricing Starts at $5500 Average Program is 60 mins + Q&A Pricing listed is based on a single performance for an isolated date. Travel and lodging expenses are not included unless the pricing is marked as “INCLUSIVE.” Ask about block booking discounts. Pricing listed is in effect for programs booked through August 1, 2012. KIRKLAND PRODUCTIONS 866.769.9037 booking@kirklandproductions.com “Speaking Out” The Stacey Lannert Story Domestic Violence Awareness/Women’s Issues/Sexual Assault Awareness/Political Issues Stacey was recently released from prison where she served 18 years for fatally shooting the man who raped her from ages 8 through 18. That man was her father. The governor granted her clemency in 2009, and within 6 days, she walked out of the prison gates. Through the power of love and forgiveness, she created a meaningful life for herself from behind bars, helping troubled teens find strength to tell their stories of abuse through a program called Outreach. She even helped two of them prosecute their abusers. Her topics of discussion include: How to spot sexual and emotional abuse and what to do about it; The importance of speaking up, telling the truth and never being ashamed of who you are; The power of hope, forgiveness and helping others; And the legal system that can still be antiquated in how it deals with sexual abuse and women. In May 2009, Stacey brought her message to “The Oprah Winfrey Show” and she has also appeared on “Nancy Grace,” “20/20,” “Larry King Live,” “Piers Morgan Tonight,” “The Joy Behar Show,” and “Montel Williams.” She has created a popular, active non-profit organization and website called HealingSisters.org with a message to help others however she can. Stacey doesn’t believe that any of us are victims no matter what we’ve been through. As we work on ourselves Pricing Starts at $3000 and work to heal the world, we all become victors. Stacey’s auto-biography, Redemption: A Memoir of Average Program is Sisterhood, Survival and Finding Freedom Behind Bars was released by Random House in 2011. Ask 45 mins + Q&A about adding a book signing to your event. SHOWCASING NACA NATIONALS & NORTHERN PLAINS 2011 & PAST NACA SHOWCASING ACT Victor Gonzalez “Nailing the Job Interview - How to Sell Yourself Effectively” Academic Success/Career Planning/Leadership Victor Antonio has been on both sides of the interviewing table. As a college graduate, Victor had to go through the interview process like many students are doing today. He has also been on the other side of the hiring table as President of Sales/ Marketing and CEO of high-tech companies. Think of Victor as your “Interviewing Coach” who will take you by the hand and walk you through what you need to say and do. Victor Antonio has a B.S. in Electrical Engineering and an MBA. In addition to coaching students to success, he is a sales coach who works with small and large companies on how to sell more effectively. This program is focused on one thing, helping you position yourself in an interview so that when you walk out of there you’re the obvious choice for them to hire. This program will: • Help you structure the types of questions you should ask so you’re not going into the interview “winging it.” • Learn how to lower an employer’s resistance and make them more open to what you have to offer as an employee. • Learn how to block objections or reservations that the interviewer might have about hiring you. This is where most people simply get it wrong! Every employer has a reason(s) for not wanting to hire you, but if you can get past those reasons with a few tips and tricks, you’ll easily position yourself ahead of your competition. Pricing Starts at $4500 Average Program is 60 mins + Q&A Pricing listed is based on a single performance for an isolated date. Travel and lodging expenses are not included unless the pricing is marked as “INCLUSIVE.” Ask about block booking discounts. Pricing listed is in effect for programs booked through August 1, 2012. 10 Performing Arts The Afro-Latin Project The drums, dances, voices, and costumes of this ensemble fill large spaces with the exuberant colors, movements, and sounds which developed in Latin America as a direct result of the African presence there. The irresistible energy of the Afro-Latin Project celebrates the powerful African influence found in the music and cultures of Latin America, an influence which has spread throughout the world. Cuban “rumbas” and songs honoring the Orishas (deities) of Cuban mythology, Colombian “bullerengues,” Puerto Rican “bombas,” Brazilian “maculelés” and “capoeiras,” Panamanian “cumbias,” Peruvian “festejos”, Venezuelan “tambores” - all of these dance and song traditions are but a sampler of what the Afro-Latin has to offer, as it brings to life the many facets of the African condition in Latin America, from the arrival of the slaves to today’s revival of African-influenced music in Latin America. Great for formal concerts as well as outdoor events, the group is comprised of 10 – 15 members and offers performances and workshops. PAST NACA SHOWCASING ACT Pricing Starts at $4500 INCLUSIVE Average Show is 60 - 90 mins Workshops and Residencies are also available. An Dóchas and the Haran Irish Dancers An Dóchas, Irish for “The Hope,” is a young Irish band with cross-cultural influences, presenting traditional Irish music fused with the energy of rock and the versatility of folk. A driving rhythm section of guitar, bass, and drums supports traditional instruments including the Uilleann pipes, whistles, Bodhrán, and fiddle. The band incorporates moving ballads as well as rowdy, comical vocals into their sets creating an emotionally dynamic performance to accompany explosive Irish step dancing. The Haran Irish Dancers have been performing for over a decade in America, Austria, and Japan, and have had multiple appearances at the Irish Step Dancing World Championships. Together, An Dóchas and the Haran Irish Dancers have performed to sold-out audiences throughout the U.S. An Dochas’ 2006 release, Dragonfly Redux, was awarded Celtic Instrumental Album of the Year by Just Plain Folks Worldwide Music Awards, and the group is currently touring their 2009 release Rise. The ten member ensemble presents a standard show as well as a Celtic Christmas show, can be expanded to accommodate more dancers, presents workshops, and also tours as a five member music only group. PAST NACA SHOWCASING ACT Pricing Starts at $5800 for the full show & $2700 for the music only show Average Show is 60 - 90 min Workshops and Residencies are also available. 11 Pricing listed is based on a single performance for an isolated date. Travel and lodging expenses are not included unless the pricing is marked as “INCLUSIVE.” Ask about block booking discounts. Pricing listed is in effect for programs booked through August 1, 2012. KIRKLAND PRODUCTIONS 866.769.9037 booking@kirklandproductions.com Kungfu Theatre: Tales from the Beijing Opera “Kungfu Theatre: Tales from the Beijing Opera” is a selection of comic and dramatic scenes from some of China’s most popular stories. Drawn from Chinese history, mythology, and folklore, and performed in both Chinese and English, this colorful show is fun for audiences of all ages. In a full show, several 20 - 45 minute long stories are performed using English and Chinese dialogue, music, dance, mime, acrobatics, stage fighting, and singing. This show is as visual and exciting as it is cultural and educational. In spite of the high art connotations of its name, Beijing Opera is loud and colorful. The performers are professionally trained Chinese Beijing Opera actors, most of whom began performing before the age of ten. Now living in the U.S., the ensemble is looking to create art that is relevant to American culture while remaining true to the rigorous standards of Chinese theatre. Accessible and entertaining to non-Chinese speaking audiences, the current touring show is made up of four performers, a musician, and a stage manager and has been a hit nationwide for multicultural events, performance arts series, Asian celebrations, and family and community events. Each program is followed by a “meet and greet” allowing the audience to engage with the actors. Larger ensembles as well as workshops, classes, and residencies are also available. PAST NACA SHOWCASING ACT Pricing Starts at $6900 Average Show is 60 - 90 mins Workshops and Residencies are also available. Richard Hight’s Visual Impact Richard Hight is a living artist who paints like a dead one! It all happens within minutes—at times with broad strokes and at others with intense detail. Vibrant color is set on eight foot canvases as artwork is choreographed to specially selected pieces of music which play in the background. Richard creates two works of art during his performance and those creations are yours to keep. They can be hung in a place of honor or auctioned after the event. The subject matter of the art can be famous musicians, people in history, landscapes, or can be tailored to fit many themes such as: Black History Month, Hispanic Heritage Month, Women’s History, School Spirit, Patriotic themes, or Spiritual themes. Every event is custom. There are events you attend . . . but this is one you experience! For a standard performance, the buyer receives two works of art that are theirs to keep. Workshops and residencies are also available. PAST NACA SHOWCASING ACT Pricing Starts at $2500 and includes up to two works of art that are yours to keep. Average Show is 30 - 60 mins Workshops and Residencies are also available. Pricing listed is based on a single performance for an isolated date. Travel and lodging expenses are not included unless the pricing is marked as “INCLUSIVE.” Ask about block booking discounts. Pricing listed is in effect for programs booked through August 1, 2012. 12 Variety & Special Events Campus Flix: Drive-In Movies Smell the popcorn in the air!! Campus Flix Drive-In Movies combines the authentic charm of the classic drive-in movie with the finest in modern technological innovation. Prepare for a joyful surge of nostalgia as your campus is transformed into a drive-in cinema. Indoor or outdoor; single or double-feature, and you choose the feature films. A standard booking includes an on-site technician, an inflatable movie screen with a 13’ x 26’ viewing area, a DVD player, projection equipment, a microphone for announcements, and a sound system with an option for outdoor speakers or FM radio transmission in your car for a genuine drive-in movie experience. Smaller and larger screens are available--up to 60’ x 110’. If video games are popular on your campus, put it on the big screen! Imagine executing the perfect “end-around” football play, 12-hit kung-fu combo, or flawless dance-move sequence, and having it displayed for everyone to see. Bring your imagination, and Campus Flix Drive-In Movies can tailor any event to your specific needs. Additional fees apply for FM Pricing Starts at $2500 Transmitter, double features, and a generator (if one is required). Average Program is 2 hours Carte Blanche Casino Nights Each Las Vegas style casino party is tailored to your specific needs and priced by size, number of tables, hours included, and number of dealers. Parties can include dealers for all tables or game monitors who can keep an eye on the event and train your on-site volunteer dealers. No party is too large or too small for our trained, professional, and friendly staff. All parties include set-up, take-down, all necessary accessories, casino cash for buying in and cashing out, and game monitors. Choose from these exciting casino games: • Blackjack • Texas Hold ‘Em • Roulette • Craps • Poker • Slot Machines • Let it Ride • Island Stud • Three Card Poker Pricing varies based on date, size, hours, and dealer configurations. Average program is 3 hours Comedy Killers: Murder Mysteries Each show features a variety of different casts, endings, and themes to allow flexibility in both time and budget. Most shows range from a cast of five to six and each can be adapted to be between 90 mins and 3 hours in length making this a great experience for small groups to audiences of over 400 people. Beginning with a “soft start,” characters mingle with small groups of guests as they arrive. Once all the guests are accounted for, the show takes place in four adaptable parts that are scripted and polished to be sure each and every guest has access and exposure to all the clues needed to solve the crime. Just before the solving of the crime, each guest fills out a sheet indicating who they think did it. Although there are many possible endings, there is only one clear correct answer per show, but everyone can be a winner depending on the number of prizes you would like to give away (if any). The show concludes by clearing any popular suspects and solving the crime. As every show is different, you never have to worry about seeing the same show Pricing Starts at $3000 Show length is adaptable twice. PAST NACA SHOWCASING ACT from 90 mins - 3 hours 13 Pricing listed is based on a single performance for an isolated date. Travel and lodging expenses are not included unless the pricing is marked as “INCLUSIVE.” Ask about block booking discounts. Pricing listed is in effect for programs booked through August 1, 2012. KIRKLAND PRODUCTIONS 866.769.9037 booking@kirklandproductions.com Frank DeVille: Comedy Magic Frank has a very diverse, eclectic show taking classic illusions and magic tricks and devising completely unique methods of performance that often fool fellow magicians. Frank is lauded for drawing huge crowds, part of that success being attributed to the strolling magic teaser he performs before every show. He captivates individuals with his up-close sleight of hand and impossible tricks mere inches from their eyes. These “teaser” mini-shows create a huge buzz and guarantee a spectacular turnout. Highly acclaimed by his peers, his esteemed awards include the 2008 People’s Choice Award, 2008 and 2009 winner of the “Robert Escher Close Up and Parlor Magic Competition,” and in 2009 he was awarded first place in the “Comedy Caravan’s Battle of the Hands.” Watch Frank perform and you will quickly understand why Alain Nu, star of TLC’s TV series “The Mysterious World of Alain Nu” said “Frank’s 6 bill repeat is the best I’ve ever seen.” My Girlfriend’s Favorite Magician: This magic show is a unique blend of side-splitting comedy and jaw dropping magic. Half Bugs Bunny, half Pepé le Pew, Frank DeVille delivers an hour of hilarious audience interaction, live music, and incredible displays of magic! It’s a show that will leave your campus talking for months. This show includes audience favorites: “Dangerballs!,” ”The Italian Six Pack,” and “His Girlfriend’s Favorite Card Trick!” Rating: PG 13 Frank “Dare” DeVille: Frank’s newest show combines visual and mental magic with a lot of audience participation that shows why Frank is the luckiest guy ever. It includes his signature straight jacket escape and an unbelievable display of mind reading he calls “The Sickest Thing Ever!” Rating: PG Taking it to the Streets: Frank’s Street Magic Show is perfect for festivals and outdoor events. The Street Show is capable of roving and can be performed in any situation. Frank is experienced at getting people’s attention and he works the crowd with up close magic and dazzling displays of sleight of hand. This show includes “The Plastic Bag Straight Jacket of Death,” “The Greatest Card Trick Ever!,” and “Money That Grows On Trees.” Rating: PG Pricing Starts at $2150 INCLUSIVE Average show is 60 mins High Flying Adventures - Hot Air Balloons With High Flying Adventures, the sky is the limit! We offer tethered hot air balloon adventures and balloon GLOW events to college and university campuses that can be personalized for your program. Our FAA commercial licensed pilots come to your campus with a beautiful hot air balloon or balloons to offer a unique form of entertainment and adventure. Tethered balloon events require a site with a 150’ radius in, preferably, a low lying area. The standard balloons holds 3 – 6 passengers, depending on weight, and ride up to 30’ - 130’ feet. Multiple balloons are available to increase the Pricing Starts at $2800 number of participants. This magical and highly visible event is sure to bring excitement to campus Program length is flexible and gather a large crowd. It is also well suited to book in conjunction with one of our photo events, to ensure that each passenger has a souvenir from the day. What People Are Saying! “Working with Kirkland Productions, specifically Mike and Jess, has been a phenomenal experience. I have yet to encounter a group of people with the amount of passion, expertise, and enthusiasm that Mike and Jess display. From now on, Kirkland productions will be at the forefront of our bookings.” - Cynthia Rose, Assistant Director Office of Student Involvement and Leadership Fraternity and Sorority Life - Rollins College Pricing listed is based on a single performance for an isolated date. Travel and lodging expenses are not included unless the pricing is marked as “INCLUSIVE.” Ask about block booking discounts. Pricing listed is in effect for programs booked through August 1, 2012. 14 Variety & Special Events Hypnotist – The Incredible BORIS The Incredible BORIS is an award-winning comedy hypnotist. He has appeared across the United States, Canada, and as far away as the Caribbean, Hawaii, Japan, Korea, Russia and Dubai. The show is fast-paced, musical, interactive, and inspirational. His impeccable comedic timing, clean material, and friendly demeanor ensures an unforgettable experience on stage and behind the scenes. BORIS’ long list of media appearances establishes him as the leading comedy hypnotist in North America, delivering his positive message with a great sense of humor and good taste. Boris has been showcased on numerous television programs - “Maury” (series regular, helping people with unusual fears and phobias), “Montel,” “Howie Mandel Show,” Pricing Starts at $3200 “The Vegas Show,” and “Comics!” among many others, and prominent comedy festivals - Just for INCLUSIVE Laughs Festival in Montreal and the Boston Comedy Festival. Average show is 90 mins SHOWCASING NACA SOUTH 2011 & PAST NACA SHOWCASING ACT Mr. Cool - The Ice Cream Man The Ice Cream Man is on his way to your campus! Our ice cream truck offers eight tasty options of freshly made products to your guests. See below for flavors. All cups, cones, spoons, napkins, straws, etc. are included. The Ice Cream Truck is 100% self-contained and does not require electricity. It needs a 10’ x 20’ space to set up and the magic begins. This program has a 2 hour minimum but can be booked as long as you like with unlimited ice cream and/or slushies per hour. We can serve 350 items per hour. This is great for large outdoor events! Soft Serve Ice Creams: • Vanilla • Chocolate Swirl • Strawberry Swirl • Caramel Swirl Slushies: • Lemon • Cherry • Tangerine Orange • Ice Brew Lemon *Exact ice cream product may vary based on the truck that comes to your location. Please ask for details when you request your booking. Pricing Starts at $2250 For 2 hours Production Rate: 350 servings per hour What People Are Saying! “We have enjoyed working with the agency extensively. They have great acts and novelties to bring to campus and are on top of their game! We’ve built a great relationship working together because we know we can count of them!” - Austin M. Arias, Harborside Activities Board - USF St. Petersburg What People Are Saying! “Working with Kirkland Productions is always a pleasure. Gina is always there for us to answer questions and help us find performers. She also shows a personal touch by checking in after we have had a performer on campus to make sure everything went well. We look forward to working even more with them in the future!” - Nikki Giesler, Assistant Director, Center for Leadership & Service - Westminster College 15 Pricing listed is based on a single performance for an isolated date. Travel and lodging expenses are not included unless the pricing is marked as “INCLUSIVE.” Ask about block booking discounts. Pricing listed is in effect for programs booked through August 1, 2012. KIRKLAND PRODUCTIONS 866.769.9037 booking@kirklandproductions.com Photo Booth Our Photo Booth is 7’ tall, 5’ wide, and 3.5’ deep and includes unlimited photo booth sessions during your event. Each session takes four pictures which are then printed moments later on a single 4” x 6” index print for the participants to keep. The photo booth is manned by an attendant who will be present during the entire event to assist in operating the booth. Additionally, after your event, you will receive a CD of all shots taken. Customize your Photo Booth! You can choose a background color of red, brown, blue, or pink and can also add a custom message or logo to the bottom of each print. This event includes four hours of service and can produce 45 – 50 prints per hour. Pricing Starts at $1250 INCLUSIVE Average program is 4 hours Concert Management Concert Management and Production Kirkland Productions is proud to work with our Team Specialist, Stewart Schwensen for Concert Management and Production. Stewart has over 10 years of concert production experience across North America. Over the years, he has delivered his expertise in the production of concerts featuring such acts as: Kellie Pickler, Secondhand Serenade, Eli Young Band, Chris Cagle, Little Big Town, Gavin Degraw, Caedmon’s Call, MercyMe, The Fray, and many others. With Stewart, you can be assured that everything is taken care of to ensure a smooth, successful, stress-free event. At no additional cost to the buyer, Stewart provides onsite representation to ensure that every aspect of the production is handled in a professional manner. From load-in to load-out, Stewart is there to be your advocate. Production is the most important aspect of a concert, and Stewart works with the best in the business to provide staging, sound, lights, backline, and adequate power if needed. All aspects of your event will be handled. Need your event fenced or barricades put in place? No problem. Stewart looks forward to working with you on artist selection, contract negotiation, and production. Please contact our offices to get started today. 16 Product Only Packages Bear Creations Choose from bears, tigers, puppies, cats, unicorns, horses, and many more. We also include “wishing stars” to stuff inside your animal, as well as a “birth certificate” to authenticate your “new arrival.” We have over 100 bear styles and 200 bear accessory options. In a standard package, you can choose up to 17 different styles. Custom t-shirts, a huge array of clothing and accessories, and fully staffed events are also available at an additional charge. We can custom create larger or smaller packages as well. Specialized themed offerings include: Halloween, winter holidays, Christmas, graduation, sports, St. Patrick’s Day, Easter, Valentine’s Day, Thanksgiving, and more. BASIC PACKAGE includes: • 204 bears (or other animals) • 204 Wishing Stars • Stuffing • Shipping charges • 204 Birth Certificates Lucky Bamboo Lucky Bamboo is very popular as a “good luck” gift for all occasions. Our Lucky Bamboo packages include – three stalks of bamboo at different heights, a clear square vase, black gravel, care instruction sheets, a lucky gold tie, and shipping and handling. You can decide how many sets to order in your package. Plant a Tree Kits Our Plant a Tree Kits are a very affordable way to get students involved in the environment. Perfect for Earth Day (April 22nd), these tree kits are fitted with custom labels for your event or campus and can be planted in the ground or grown into bonsai. Each kit contains a biodegradable peat pot with an expandable nutrient soil pellet, seeds, and a 32-page information-packed booklet inside a 2 1/2” x 2 1/2” decorative box. As well as growing instructions, the booklet contains information about the specific tree, “Tree Facts” about the environmental benefits of trees and tree mythology—all printed on high-grade recycled paper with soy inks. Your package will include an assortment of trees including: American Elm, Blue Spruce, Dawn Redwood, Douglas Fir, Flowering Catalpa, Giant Sequoia, Ponderosa Pine, and Red Maple. Pricing varies based on your custom package. Contact us today for a quote. Fully staffed events are also available see page 19 for more information. Pricing varies based on your custom package. Contact us today for a quote. Pricing varies based on your custom package. Contact us today for a quote. Zen Gardens The Zen Garden Kit reproduces natural landscapes in an abstract way by using stones, gravel, sand, and sometimes a few patches of moss for representing mountains, islands, boats, seas, and rivers. Karesansui gardens are strongly influenced by Zen Buddhism and used for meditation. The act of raking the gravel into a pattern recalling waves or rippling water has an aesthetic function. Developing variations in patterns is a creative and inspiring challenge. All packages include shipping and handling and require a minimum order of 50. Product Only Packages make programming simple and affordable. We will ship everything that you need to run your own event and you save the cost of on-site operators. Zen Garden A Pricing varies based on your custom package. Contact us today for a quote. 17 Family Programming KIRKLAND PRODUCTIONS 866.769.9037 booking@kirklandproductions.com David Chicken Live! Experience a heart-pounding, floor-stomping, singing and dancing event that’s fun and healthy for the whole family! David Chicken is part superhero, part Elvis, and 100% fun for all ages. This Emmy awardwinning singer-songwriter leads his audience through a high-energy, interactive performance filled with creative movement, motivational messages, and general hilarity based on David’s original music CDs and DVDs. Called “Downright hilarious” by Nick Jr. Magazine, David invites members of the audience on stage to sing, play musical instruments, and be a star! With a focus on good health and physical fitness, David Chicken Live brings many levels of entertainment to your event. Singing, dancing, comedy, and positive messages are hallmarks of the program. The show’s diverse educational themes promote: • Creative Movement • Musical Awareness • The Importance of Studying • Self-Confidence • Artistry & Imagination • Physical Fitness & Eating Right The average show length is 45 minutes and can be customized to fit nearly any need. Highlights include: • Interactive Performance that gets the whole audience up singing and dancing, filled with David’s original songs ... and of course “The Chicken Dance!” • Musical Instruments for guests who join David on stage • Meet & Greet Session with free autographed posters for guests after show • David’s DVD, Book a Trip with David Chicken mailed out prior to performance For a spectacular event that will have your entire audience singing and laughing, put on your dancing shoes, and learn how to SCAKLE! Pricing Starts at $1900 Average show is 45 mins + Meet & Greet Shana Banana Ready to GO BANANAS? - Multi-award winning (Parents’ Choice, NAPPA, iParenting, Creative Child, and more) children’s musical entertainer SHANA BANANA combines music, movement, stories, puppets, and education into fun, interactive preschool-elementary aged family programs. St. Petersburg Times calls her “An absolute delight!” Eastern Washington University called her show “musical, educational, and imaginative.” And Lyndon State College summed it up as follows: “Kids LOVE her!” Shana is currently working on her newest CD, Banana Beach Party, an ocean-themed treasure to compliment her stage show of the same name. She is also launching a new elementary curriculum which teaches Marine Science through music and the arts. She tours nationally and also presents teacher workshops. Study guides are available for all of her themed shows. So, if you want to present a program with great “a-PEEL,” go bananas with Shana Banana! Choose from any number of themed show possibilities: • “Bananimagination” (a show about creating good stories) • “Fairy Tales Gone Bananas” • “Banana Beach Party” • “Banana Bedtime Pajama Party” • “Banana Yoga” • “Let’s Go Bananas!” (general entertainment show) Pricing Starts at $1900 Average show is 45 mins + Meet & Greet Pricing listed is based on a single performance for an isolated date. Travel and lodging expenses are not included unless the pricing is marked as “INCLUSIVE.” Ask about block booking discounts. Pricing listed is in effect for programs booked through August 1, 2012. 18 Novelties A i r b r u s h Ta t s Airbrush T-shirts Our airbrush temporary tattoos have hundreds of original designs to choose from. Production rate – 30-35/hr Price - $1050 Airbrush t-shirts! (Our standard pricing includes the shirts. Production Rate – 16-21/hr Price - $1500 A i r b r u s h Tr u c k e r Hats Airbrush on trucker hats! (Our standard pricing includes the trucker caps.) Production Rate – 20-30/hr Price - $1500 Balloons w i t h a Tw i s t Our artists bring years of experience to their animals, hats, swords, and other balloon art. Production Rate – 12 - 20/ hr Bear Creations with Staff Price - $650 Choose from our menagerie of stuffed animals- bears, tigers, puppies, cats, unicorns, horses, and many more. We also include “wishing stars” to stuff inside your animal, as well as a “birth certificate” to authenticate your “new arrival.” We have over 100 bear styles and 200 bear accessory options. Production Rate – 50/hr Price - $2600 *This is also available at lower pricing for a product only package. See page 17 for more info. Campus Cash Cube Add the BIG CHAIR! The Big Chair is an eye catching and fun novelty event that can be added to most of our photo novelty events for an additional fee of $200. Ask about incorporating it with your keychain event, post cards, and more. Now available in blue or green! This interactive crowd pleaser functions as a game show that will both entertain a large group and allow each guest to become part of the fun. You can fill the cube with funny money, real cash, coupons, certificates, or tickets that can be traded for prizes. Production Rate – 20/hr Candle Creations or G e l C r e a t i o n s Price - $1250 Pick from multi-colored granular wax including your school colors to make your own custom soy wax candle! We also offer Gel Creations (no wick just scented gel) if candles are prohibited on your campus. Production Rate – up to 50/hr Price - $1500 Chair Massage Our certified massage therapists can provide chair massage at your event. This is a great program for finals, midterms, and wellness events. Production Rate – up to 12/hr Price - $650 19 Pricing listed is based on a single performance for an isolated date. Travel and lodging expenses are not included unless the pricing is marked as “INCLUSIVE.” Ask about block booking discounts. All novelty quotes are based on a four hour program. Pricing listed is in effect for programs booked through August 1, 2012. KIRKLAND PRODUCTIONS 866.769.9037 booking@kirklandproductions.com Custom Flip Flop s Custom Baseball Cards A large variety of ribbons, beads, sequins, and decorative items are supplied along with the flip flops and you can walk away with an original creation. Great for beach or luau themed events! Production Rate – up to 50/hr Price - $1600 We bring the bats and the ball and you bring your smile. Your photo is taken in your favorite pose and minutes later you get a sheet of 9 trading cards with your name and your favorite big league team logo. Production Rate – 17-20/hr Price - $1250 Cus t o m P h o t o s C u s t o m P h o t o H o liday Cards We can make your holiday greetings extra special this year by creating personalized photo cards! We have specialized designs for Christmas, winter holidays, Valentine’s Day, St. Patrick’s Day, and Back to School. Production Rate – up to 25/hr Price - $1250 Are you looking for photos for your special event? We can customize our 4” x 6” photos with your school mascot, logo, or theme. Production Rate – up to 25/hr Price - $1250 D i g i t a l C a r i c a t u r es Each recipient gets a glossy photo-quality copy of their digital caricature, and, at the end of the event, we provide a CD with all caricatures drawn. Production Rate – 10-12/hr Price - $850 Dog Tags Each dog tag has room for 5 lines of text with 15 characters per line and can be personalized for the event and/or each person at the event. Production Rate – up to 80/hr Price - $1000 Family Crests We have over 500,000 family names! We enter your last name and our software finds your family crest in our database. Production Rate – up to 30/hr Price - $1250 First Na m e s O r i g i n s We have over 300,000 first names in our database. Each name origin is followed by a flattering personality verse and personalized with a special message. Production Rate – up to 30/hr Fortune Teller Price - $1250 Fortune tellers can come in costume and offer: tarot card readings, psychometry, astrology, and palm readings. Production Rate – 10-20/hr Price - $750 Funny Photo Frames Hair Affairs We bring an assortment of up to 20 different custom funny photo frames for your event. Production Rate – up to 30/hr Price - $1250 Get the latest fashion craze, feather hair extensions & bling strings. A wide variety of colors, styles and lengths add flair to your hair for up to six weeks. Wash and style as usual. Each participant gets to choose up to three items including one premium feather for their design. Production Rate – 30-40 per hour Price - $2150 Pricing listed is based on a single performance for an isolated date. Travel and lodging expenses are not included unless the pricing is marked as “INCLUSIVE.” Ask about block booking discounts. All novelty quotes are based on a four hour program. Pricing listed is in effect for programs booked through August 1, 2012. 20 Novelties H a i r Wr a p p i n g We use a wide array of colored floss and thread to create stunning extensions to your hair. Production Rate – 12-15/hr Price - $1050 Henna Body Kirkland Caricatures Caricature Art is a fun campus event that is simple to set up and popular with students and faculty alike. Production Rate – 10-30/hr Price - $650 Art Our free-form designs can be as elaborate or as simple as you may desire, from a single finger application to the entire hand, foot, or ankle. Production Rate – 30-35/hr Price - $950 Maga z i n e C o v e r s Metal Street Signs A completely customized street sign with your name, club, group, or favorite saying in bold text for everyone to see. Professionally crafted on-site, we use real rounded edge steel signs and quality vinyl text to make your sign look just like a real street sign. Production Rate – 20-25 per hour Price - $1700 We take your photo and place it on the cover of one of the hottest magazines on the newsstands today. Production Rate – 17-20/hr Price - $1250 Mo v i e P o s t e r s Paparazzi Pics You and your favorite celebrities appear together on the red carpet for a candid photo shoot. We have over 50 celebrities to choose from. Production Rate – up to 40/hr Price - $1250 Put your face on your favorite movie poster! This event is perfect for Halloween with Scary Movie Posters and Winter festivities with Holiday Movie posters. Production Rate – 17-20/hr Price - $1250 Photo Bobbleheads This fun novelty includes up to 10 different bobblehead styles to choose from. We shoot your picture and you go home with a unique keepsake. Production Rate – up to 50/hr Price - $1900 Photo Booth Each session takes four pictures which are then printed moments later on a single 4 x 6” index print for the participants to keep. You can choose a background color and also add a custom message or logo to the bottom of each print. Each campus receives a CD of all images taken after the event. You can find more information on the Photo Booth on page 16. Production Rate – 45-50/hr Price - $1250 inclusive Photo Bot t l e O p e n e r s It’s both a bottle opener and a key chain. Your photo is printed and inserted into the handle. Production Rate – up to 60/hr Price - $1350 21 Pricing listed is based on a single performance for an isolated date. Travel and lodging expenses are not included unless the pricing is marked as “INCLUSIVE.” Ask about block booking discounts. All novelty quotes are based on a four hour program. Pricing listed is in effect for programs booked through August 1, 2012. KIRKLAND PRODUCTIONS 866.769.9037 booking@kirklandproductions.com Photo Calendars These are a really useful novelty that everyone will have hanging in their rooms all year long. The calendar can be customized with your school name or logo printed across the top. Production Rate – up to 20/hr Photo C o f f e e M u g s Price - $1250 Never lose your coffee mug again since your photo will be printed directly on it! There is even room for a custom quote or school logo on the backside. Production Rate – 40-50/hr Price - $1500 Photo Coin Banks Photo Desk Clocks We shoot and print your own 4x6” custom photo coin bank on the spot. It can stand vertical or horizontal. Production Rate – 50/hr Price - $1750 This high quality battery powered desk clock is perfect for any special event or occasion. You get your choice of black or silver and we can provide a mix of both to choose from. Production Rate – up to 50/hr Photo Desk Organizers Price - $2250 This useful desktop organizer will have your school logo on one side and your photo on the other. Production Rate – up to 50/hr P h o t o Dog Tags Price - $1500 Keep the photo of someone you love close to your heart with this perfect sized photo keepsake. We shoot and print your photo then assemble it with a color tag guard of your choice. Production Rate – up to 50/hr Photo Flashlight Keychains Price - $1250 Great safety tool for those dark nights on campus when you need a little extra light. We shoot and insert your photo into this compact and durable keychain that has a built in flashlight! Production Rate – up to 50/hr Price - $1750 Photo Mosaics We shoot your photo, our computer then matches it up to thousands of photos stored in our database. This creates a digital mosaic replica of your original portrait consisting of thousands of tiny photos. Production Rate – up to 20/hr Price - $1250 Photo M o u s e p a d s Made of 1/4” thick neoprene, this standard size, high-quality mouse pad will be a useful keepsake for years to follow. Production Rate – up to 20/hr Price - $1500 Photo P o s t C a r d s Photo Snow Globes Everybody loves these keepsakes! Custom Photo Snow Globes are a GREAT photo memory of your next event. Production Rate – up to 50/hr Price - $1950 You and your friends pose in front of our green screen and we can add your favorite background! Production Rate – 17-20/hr Price - $1250 Pricing listed is based on a single performance for an isolated date. Travel and lodging expenses are not included unless the pricing is marked as “INCLUSIVE.” Ask about block booking discounts. All novelty quotes are based on a four hour program. Pricing listed is in effect for programs booked through August 1, 2012. 22 Novelties Photo Keychains We shoot the picture and place it in your own personalized keychains. For the backside of the key chain, we can print your school logo or mascot. Production Rate – up to 75/hr Price - $1250 Pho t o M a g n e t s We shoot the picture and create your photo magnet on the spot! Production Rate – up to 75/hr Photo Stuffed Animals Price - $1250 We can make your own gifts extra special this year by creating personalized photo stuffed animals! Production Rate – 50/hr Price - $2250 Photo Tr u c k e r H a t s We take your photo and heat press it onto your very own trucker hat. (Our standard pricing includes the hats.) Production Rate – up to 30/hr Price - $1500 P h o t o T- S h i r t s We shoot the photos to create your very own custom photo t-shirt. (Our standard pricing includes the shirts.) Production Rate – up to 30/hr Pop Art Pics Price - $1500 Just like the famous Andy Warhol portraits of Marilyn Monroe, you can have your photo turned into a pop art classic. Production Rate – up to 25/hr Price - $1250 Rear View Drawings We’re really turning things around with these trendy gesture drawings! Our artists capture you, you and your date, or you and your group...from the “rear view.” Production Rate – 20-30/hr Price - $750 Sand Art Rice Jewelry Have your name, Greek letters, or other personalized message handwritten on a single grain of rice! You choose from a huge variety of hand-beaded necklaces, keychains, or bracelets to turn your piece of rice into a wearable work of art. Production Rate – 40-50/hr Price - $1450 Create your very own work of art by playing in the sand! You get a bottle, key ring, lanyard, or even writing pen of your choice, and pick your own colors of sand. Production Rate – 50+/hr Price - $1050 Sandy Cand y C r e a t i o n s Just like Pixie Sticks only better! We bring multi-flavored, multicolored powdered sugar candy and clear containers. Make your own sand candy creations, then enjoy eating them! Production Rate – 50+/hr Price - $1050 23 Pricing listed is based on a single performance for an isolated date. Travel and lodging expenses are not included unless the pricing is marked as “INCLUSIVE.” Ask about block booking discounts. All novelty quotes are based on a four hour program. Pricing listed is in effect for programs booked through August 1, 2012. KIRKLAND PRODUCTIONS 866.769.9037 booking@kirklandproductions.com S i lhouette Cuts Spin Art Frisbees These hand-cut profiles are mounted on custom printed mats that make it a very special memento...plus, you get both the left and right profile of each silhouette! Production Rate – 15+/hr Price - $1050 Spin Art Frisbees are great for outdoor or summer events. We put the Frisbee in the machine and while it spins around your guest will drop in the paint, creating their own work of art. If ordered in advance we can order the Frisbee color of your choice. Production Rate – 30-40/hr Price - $1150 Spin Art Shutter Shades You pick the color of shades and we put it in the machine. You pick color paints of your choice while the shades spin around really fast. It takes about 5-8 minutes to dry then they can wear them for the rest of your event. Production Rate – 40-45/hr Price - $1050 Star Signs Each certificate includes a fun description of the name, astrological sign, birth gemstone, color, element, ruling number, and ruling planet for the particular star sign of each individual person. Production Rate – up to 30/hr Price - $1250 Ti e - D y e S h i r t s Create your own Tie-Dye!! This is a perfect hands-on novelty for your next event. (Our standard pricing includes the shirts.) Production rate – 30-40/hr Price - $1750 Vogue Fashion Caricatures Add a fashionable twist to your caricatures. These unique sketches bring your image down the runway. Wax Flowers Production Rate – 15-20/hr We offer several colors that you can dip Price - $750 your flowers into, including a clear wax, to create an exciting new appearance for your flower. Production Rate – 50/hr Price - $1800 Wa x H a n d s Wax Hands are created when participants dip their hands into a warm wax until a mold is formed, removed, and then colored by dipping it into a variety of dyes. Production Rate – 50/hr Price - $1200 Wire Jewelry What People Are Saying! Get your name or the name of a loved one twisted into a necklace or bracelet. Production Rate – 15/hr Price - $1450 “The students at NWTC love your Airbrush Trucker Hats and Tattoos. They ask every year when you are coming back. Kirkland is wonderful to work with and always deliver a great product.” - Tara Schommer, Student Life Assistant - Northeast Wisconsin Technical College Pricing listed is based on a single performance for an isolated date. Travel and lodging expenses are not included unless the pricing is marked as “INCLUSIVE.” Ask about block booking discounts. All novelty quotes are based on a four hour program. Pricing listed is in effect for programs booked through August 1, 2012. 24 Comedy $1,500 and under Ron Babcock Ron Babcock is a writer and performer in Los Angeles. He’s been seen on “Last Comic Standing,” Current TV’s “The Rotten Tomatoes Show,” Fuel TV’s “The Daily Habit” and on the front page of FunnyorDie.com. He has performed in numerous comedy festivals and was also a winner at the Las Vegas Comedy Festival. He is embarrassingly good at devilsticks, thanks to a belief in high school that juggling would make him cool. Spoiler alert, it did. Ian Bagg As a young boy, Ian Bagg learned he had a gift. He never opened that gift . . . instead he embarked on a career of comedy. He has appeared on “Late Night with Conan O’Brien,” HBO’s “Louie Anderson’s Comedy Showcase,” “Doctor Katz” on Comedy Central, in the motion picture The Cradle Will Rock, on the “Late Late Show with Craig Kilborn,” and “The Tonight Show.” His Showtime special will debut Fall 2011. Adam Cayton-Holland Half-man, half-comedian, all kiss-ass, Adam Cayton-Holland is a Denver-based comic who has performed on some of the best shows and festivals in the country. His humor is exactly like the type of humor you think about when you think about which is your favorite type of humor. It’s exactly like that. See for yourself at adamisfreakingoutrightnow.com. SHOWCASING NACA WEST 2011 & PAST NACA SHOWCASING ACT Kimberly Clark Originally from Syracuse, New York, Kimberly was born the daughter of a preacher father and a prim and proper mother who stressed the importance of writing thank you notes. She was a reserved and well-behaved child in public, but at home was the official family jester. After graduating from Arizona State University, Kimberly headed further West to Los Angeles, where she performed stand up at clubs and on Lopez Tonight in April of 2011. Kendra Corrie Kendra was a shy and insightful fat kid. Hungry to conquer her fear of the spotlight, while avoiding soccer and dodge balls at all cost, after 22 years of soul-searching; an unforgettable performance in Carnegie Hall; a life-altering education in London, England; and shedding over 150 pounds, Kendra has found peace through creating laughter about human foibles — starting with her own. Since winning the Funniest Comic Competition at the Orlando Improv, she’s made appearances across the U.S. SHOWCASING NACA WEST, MID-AMERICA, & MID-ATLANTIC 2011 Josh Gondelman As a preschool teacher and a pretty good guy, Josh Gondelman charms audiences with his goodnatured storytelling and cracks them up with his sharp, pointy wit. Josh’s comedy touches on topics from rainbows to gangsta rap and makes them all equally hilarious. In 2010, Josh won first place in the Laughing Skull Comedy Festival. He is pleased to meet you! SHOWCASING NACA NORTHERN PLAINS & MID-AMERICA 2011 25 Pricing categories do not include travel and lodging expenses and are subject to change. KP COMEDY 866.769.9037 b o o k i n g @ k p c o m e d y. c o m Ace Guillen Ace Guillen started his career as a rocker, touring with rock bands and being named a finalist for the Inland Empire Music Awards, before bringing his musical talent to comedy. Ace has made appearances on National Lampoon Radio, XM Satellite radio, NBC, Comedy Central, and was a cast member of the sketch Comedy show “Unacceptable Behavior” on SiTV. EIGHT TIME NACA SHOWCASING ACT Jarrod Harris Originally from Atlanta, Georgia, this atypical southern comic now resides in Los Angeles. His stand-up has been seen on Comedy Central’s “Live at Gotham.” He was a finalist in the 2009 San Francisco Comedy Competition, a favorite at the 2010 Detroit Comedy Festival, and host at the first annual Laughing Skull Festival in Atlanta. SHOWCASING NACA NORTHEAST, MID-AMERICA, CENTRAL, & SOUTH 2011 & PAST NACA SHOWCASING ACT Ben Kronberg Ben’s unique style blends clever one-liners and witty observations with catchy songs that he performs while playing instruments. Much of his material has been inspired by girlfriends, who are now incidentally, ex-girlfriends. Ben has performed on “Jimmy Kimmel Live” and “Last Call with Carson Daly” and appeared twice on ABC’s hit game show, “Wipeout.” He lost both times, but would still go back for a third helping of pain if asked. SHOWCASING NACA NATIONALS, NORTHERN PLAINS, & NORTHEAST 2011 & PAST NACA SHOWCASING ACT C a r men Lynch Carmen Lynch began her performance career flamenco dancing in Spain, but eventually received her psychology degree from The College of William and Mary. After failing the psychology portion of the FBI exam, she moved to NYC. She’s been on Comedy Central’s “Premium Blend” and was a semi-finalist on Season 7 of “Last Comic Standing.” She also has scoliosis. THREE TIME PAST NACA SHOWCASING ACT Shane Mauss In 2010 Shane had his first TV special Comedy Central Presents: Shane Mauss and released his first CD Jokes To Make My Parents Proud with Comedy Central Records which was named in the Top 10 Albums of 2010 by Punchline Magazine. Originally from La Crosse, WI, Shane’s TV credits include three appearances on Late Night with Conan O’Brien, an appearance on Jimmy Kimmel Live!, Comedy Central’s Live at Gotham, Showtime’s Comics Without Borders, and two appearances on BBC’s The World Stands Up. SHOWCASING NACA MID-AMERICA & SOUTH 2011 J u l i a n McCullough Julian McCullough lives in Los Angeles with his cat Poptarts, is very mature for his age and seriously has it together. His “Comedy Central Presents” special aired March 2010. He was featured on Comedy Central’s “Live at Gotham” and the hit IFC show “Z-Rock” as well as several programs on VH1 and MTV. Julian also has some big things coming up that he can’t talk about yet, but thinks you might be perfect for. SHOWCASING NACA NATIONALS 2011 & PAST NACA SHOWCASING ACT Pricing categories do not include travel and lodging expenses and are subject to change. 26 Comedy U nder $1,500 con ’ t . Johnny Pemberton Johnny Pemberton hails from Rochester, Minnesota. He is the host and writer for the MTV series “MegaDrive” and has appeared on ABC’s Jimmy Kimmel Live!, Lopez Tonight, FX’s It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia, The Sundance Channel, and AdultSwim. He can also be seen in Armando Ianucci’s Oscar nominated film “In The Loop” and the upcoming film “21 Jump Street”. Johnny enjoys gardening at night, making high-pitched screaming sounds, and eating snacks. He resides in Los Angeles. Barry Rothbart Barry Rothbart is a young rising comedy star, with a role as “Ben” in TNT’s “Men of A Certain Age”, a new series on IFC Channel called “Do Whatever” as well as national commercials for: Taco Bell, AT&T, Honda and Miller Light. He performs stand up, sketch and improv around the country as well as the Montreal Just for Laughs Festival, NY Comedy Festival and Boston Comedy Festival. PAST NACA SHOWCASING ACT Anton Shuford Anton is an author, writer, and comedian who showcases a very unique philosophy on stage that is both unapologetic and a defense lawyer’s nightmare. He has been a finalist at many of the prestigious national comedy festivals and is recognized as one the best rising acts in comedy. Anton has performed all over the world including Japan and Korea and can be seen at clubs and colleges across the county. He was also a huge hit at his family reunion. SHOWCASING NACA NORTHEAST 2011 Marianne Sierk A native of Rochester, NY, Marianne Sierk graduated from Syracuse University. She moved to NYC with a degree in her pocket and stars in her eyes. She quickly booked a spot on Comedy Central’s “Live at Gotham,” the BBC’s “The World Stands Up,” and many other televised comedy shows. You can catch her doing commentary on Tru TV’s “World’s Dumbest” every week! PAST NACA SHOWCASING ACT Jason Weems Jason Weems spent many years teaching kindergarten, which has left him with severe panic attacks and has shaped his humor in a very unique way. Jason has been seen at The Just for Laughs Festival in Montreal and recently added a featured semi-finalist credit to his name on the hit NBC series “Last Comic Standing.” In 2010, he filmed his first hour comedy special entitled Jason Weems, Vol. 1: Intellectual Property in his hometown of Baltimore, Maryland that is being released independently. SHOWCASING NACA NORTHEAST 2011 Todd Womack Todd Womack is a writer/performer on “The Key of Awesome,” one of the most popular web shows ever. He’s appeared on “Chappelle’s Show,” (Comedy Central), “Good Morning America,” (ABC), Bravo, VH-1, and TNT. Todd’s also a veteran stand-up comedian based in New York City who has toured the world and colleges nationwide. So far in 2011, Todd has won a Webby Award (Best Writing), was featured on ABC’s “20/20,” and in Esquire magazine. SHOWCASING NACA SOUTH 2011 & PAST NACA SHOWCASING ACT 27 Pricing categories do not include travel and lodging expenses and are subject to change. Comedy KP COMEDY $1,501 - $3,000 866.769.9037 b o o k i n g @ k p c o m e d y. c o m Guy Branum Guy Branum is best known as a writer, panelist, and “Staff Homosexual” on “Chelsea Lately” on E!. In 2009 Guy was named one of AOL’s “Top Ten Gay Characters on TV” for his work on Chelsea Lately. Guy was, briefly, a lawyer, but that went poorly. His hobbies include avoiding eye contact and verbally assaulting men he finds physically attractive. SHOWCASING NACA NORTHEAST, MID-AMERICA, & CENTRAL 2011 & PAST NACA SHOWCASING ACT Joe DeVito Joe has appeared twice on “The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson,” and was seen on Comedy Central’s “Live at Gotham,” as a semi-finalist on NBC’s “Last Comic Standing” and HD channel’s “comedy.tv.” His savage wit has made him an in-demand and regular guest on FOX News Channel’s “Red Eye” and has appeared on “Chelsea Lately” and truTV’s “The Smoking Gun Presents…” Joe has contributed to Maxim Magazine, MTV, and the award-winning film “Super Size Me.” PAST NACA SHOWCASING ACT Ryan Hamilton Ryan Hamilton was named one of Rolling Stone’s five comics to watch and has appeared on NBC’s Last Comic Standing, Comedy Central’s Live at Gotham, and the Showtime special Caroline Rhea and Friends. Ryan spent his youth in Idaho doing things like sleeping in a tree house, riding his bike to the drug store for milkshakes, and living out other Norman Rockwell paintings. He often dreamt of becoming a late night talk show host (or a secret agent, or Ferris Bueller, or Spiderman, or a combination, if at all possible). Helen Hong Helen Hong is a comedian, TV host, matchmaker, and star of Logo Channel’s reality dating series “Setup Squad.” Helen’s adorable stage presence and mischievous point of view have landed her on The Huffington Post’s Favorite Female Comedians list and a profile in The New York Times. She’s been featured on E!, TLC, and is a frequent host of the PBS syndicated talk show “Asian America.” When she’s not playing cupid or making people laugh, Helen enjoys karaoke, NPR, and cheese. THREE TIME NACA SHOWCASING ACT What People Are Saying! “I have been working with student activities for the past 8 years and Kirkland Productions/KP Comedy has been awesome to work with! Not only do they offer a wide variety of events and novelties, the staff is friendly, knowledgeable, and willing to help work with our budget to find the right fit for our events. We most recently used KP Comedy to book a comedian for our big comedy show and we packed the house!” - Chris Hargraves, Program Director - University of Arizona Pricing categories do not include travel and lodging expenses and are subject to change. 28 Comedy $1,501 - $3,000 - con ’ t . Moshe Kasher Moshe Kasher. Comedian. Child Genius. Good tipper. Guiding light. Beefcake. He lives alone in LA. Featured on: Comedy Central’s “Live at Gotham,” E!’s “Chelsea Lately,” NBC’s “Late Night with Jimmy Fallon,” Named iTunes 2009 New Comedian of the Year. Please, purchase his comedy album: Everyone You Know is Going to Die... And Then You Are on iTunes. Please, visit his website: moshekasher.com. Please, think of the children. Kyle Kinane In 1999, Kyle realized there might be something more to it all than pulling nights at a suburban gas station. “Something more” has taken him across the US, Canada, and England. He has appeared on “The World Stands Up” for the BBC, twice on “Conan,” “Live at Gotham,” “John Oliver’s New York Stand-Up Show,” and in the Judd Apatow production Funny People. Variety chose him as one of the 10 Comics to Watch for 2010. His “Comedy Central Presents” debuted in 2011. SHOWCASED NACA NATIONALS 2011 & PAST NACA SHOWCASING ACT Rodney Laney Rodney has completed pilots for Comedy Central, MTV, A&E and has been seen on HBO, “The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson,” CBS, Comedy Central’s “Premium Blend,” truTV’s “The Smoking Gun Presents…” and “comedy.tv” on the HD channel. He will soon be seen on “LOL Lounge” when TBS Presents A Very Funny Festival: Just for Laughs Chicago. He has also appeared at the prestigious Just for Laughs Comedy Festival in Montreal. Sean Patton Sean Patton was born in Slidell, Louisiana and now lives in Brooklyn, New York. Everything in between has been turned into material. He has been seen on Comedy Central, VH1, and Late Night with Jimmy Fallon. He prefers to watch a blank television screen and project his imagination onto it. What he sees can only be shown on cable. He is single, straight, and a Scorpio. What People Are Saying! “Kirkland Productions and KP Comedy are absolutely wonderful agencies! They are easy to work with, efficient, flexible, dependable, and very accommodating. They are consummate professionals and one of the top agencies in the college market in my opinion. Every act, novelty, comedian we have ever booked from Kirkland Productions and KP Comedy has been a hit. If they have the novelty or act that my students want, I don’t hesitate to call immediately and book it. No question, they are fabulous and make my job easier.” - Kimberly Thornton, Director of Student Activities - LSU Shreveport 29 Pricing categories do not include travel and lodging expenses and are subject to change. Comedy KP COMEDY 866.769.9037 b o o k i n g @ k p c o m e d y. c o m Chris Porter Best known for his third place finish on Season Four of “Last Comic Standing,” Chris Porter has been a touring comic since he was 23. There are no sound cues, no puppets, and no catch phrases. Just gut wrenching laughter drawn from his own experiences and observations. Chris can also be seen on his own “Comedy Central Presents” special and “Live at Gotham.” SHOWCASED NACA NATIONALS 2011 Mike Vecchione Mike Vecchione has appeared on Comedy Central’s “Live at Gotham,” Comedy Central’s “Fresh Face Debates,” and Russell Simmons’ Presents: “Stand Up at the El Rey Theatre.” Mike also had a guest appearance on the IFC hit show Z Rock. In 2010, Mike was a semi-finalist on NBC’s “Last Comic Standing,” performed on the “Tonight Show” starring Jay Leno and shot his own Half Hour Special for Comedy Central. PAST NACA SHOWCASING ACT Mike E. Winfield If this guy looks familiar it may be because his just landed his network debut on the “Late Show with David Letterman.” He’s creating a lot of buzz headlining nationally at many clubs and colleges and was selected for this year’s prestigious Montreal Comedy Festival. Even though he has his eyes on movies and television, his first love is driving long distances from the airports to perform live standup comedy at new schools.SHOWCASING NACA WEST & MID-ATLANTIC 2011 & PAST NACA SHOWCASING ACT Joe Wong Born in China, Joe Wong was fascinated by the vibrant American culture and moved to the United States in 1994. After earning a Ph.D. in Biochemistry at Rice University, Joe enrolled in stand-up, acting, and improvisational comedy classes. In 2009, Wong made his debut on the “Late Show with David Letterman” and was offered a sitcom development deal with Letterman’s production company, Worldwide Pants. Since then, Joe has appeared on “The Ellen DeGeneres Show,” “Ellen’s Bigger Longer and Wider Show,” and will make his third appearance on Letterman is scheduled Fall 2011. SHOWCASING NACA NATIONALS, NORTHERN PLAINS, AND MID-ATLANTIC 2011 & PAST NACA SHOWCASING ACT What People Are Saying! “We have worked with Kirkland Productions for at least three years. Our students request that we have Kirkland Productions because the presenters of the various novelty items that we book are always friendly and approachable. Some of the novelty items we have had on our campus are: Big Chair Photo Keychains, Paparazzi Pics, Rice Jewelry, Santa Pics and Dog Tags, to name a few. Santa Pics isn’t on their list of novelty items, but we contacted them with a need for our kids’ event and Kirkland Productions came up with the perfect photo idea for our Kids’ Breakfast with Santa. We enjoy working with Kirkland Productions because of their consistent professionalism in booking and delivering quality programs to our campus.” - Linda H. Sutton, Director of Student Activities - Kansas City Kansas Community College Pricing categories do not include travel and lodging expenses and are subject to change. 30 Comedy $3,001 - $6,000 Todd Barry You might recognize Todd as the bongo-playing “third Conchord” on Flight of the Conchords, Mickey Rourke’s mean boss in The Wrestler; or from roles in Louie, Delocated, Sex And the City, The Larry Sanders Show, Chappelle’s Show, Bored To Death, Pootie Tang, and Road Trip. He’s done stand-up on Letterman, Conan, and in two of his own Comedy Central Presents specials. You can hear his voice and see him animated on Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Bob’s Burgers, Dr. Katz: Professional Therapist, Home Movies, Squidbillies, and in the upcoming Adult Swim show Tight Bros. Jon Dore Jon Dore made a name for himself on the hottest program on CTV’s “Canadian Idol,” as the wacky correspondent reporting on the pressures and excitement of the contest with his unique brand of humor. Shortly after, Jon was given his own show on The Comedy Network, “The Jon Dore Television Show.” He has also appeared on Comedy Central’s “Live At Gotham” and “Comedy Central Presents…Jon Dore” and was recently named on Variety’s Top Ten Comic’s To Watch list. Dean Edwards Dean Edwards has been making his mark in comedy following two successful seasons as a cast member on “Saturday Night Live” with such memorable impressions as Don Cheadle, Michael Jackson, and Denzel Washington, as well as original characters. In addition to stand-up, Dean has made several late night appearances, including “The Late Show with Craig Ferguson” and “Last Call with Carson Daly.” He is also a frequent guest on Byron Allen’s “Comic Unleashed,” and a regular commentator on various VH1 highlight shows. SHOWCASED NACA NATIONALS 2011 Mo Mandel Mo Mandel is a talented young comedian and actor who stars opposite Hank Azaria on NBC’s FREE AGENTS on which he plays the cocky yet lovable “Dan” as well as making regular appearances on the hit show CHELSEA LATELY. Mandel has also appeared on MODERN FAMILY, CONAN, LOVE BITES, CRAIG FERGUSON, and in his own highly rated COMEDY CENTRAL HALF HOUR SPECIAL. Mandel’s first CD comes out soon on Comedy Central Records. PAST NACA SHOWCASING ACT Ali Wong Ali Wong has performed on “The Tonight Show with Jay Leno”, the FOX series “Breaking In,” E!’s “50 Super Epic TV Moments,” and can be seen in Oliver Stone’s “Savages” to be released later this year. In 2010, Comedy Central listed Ali Wong as one of 7 “Comics to Watch” and in 2011, Variety named Ali one of 10 “Comics to Watch.” 31 Pricing categories do not include travel and lodging expenses and are subject to change. Comedy KP COMEDY $6,001 - $10,000 Arj Barker Arj is an American standup comedian best known as playing Dave in the hit HBO sitcom “Flight of the Concords.” He has been on David Letterman twice, The Tonight show, Bill Maher’s HBO show, Last Comic Standing and multiple Just For Laughs Galas. He was also the winner of the prestigious Perrier Award for best newcomer at Edinburgh. He has done three Comedy Central Specials. 866.769.9037 b o o k i n g @ k p c o m e d y. c o m Christian Finnegan Christian is best known as one of the original cast members of VH1’s “Best Week Ever.” Christian’s credits include “Premium Blend,” “Tough Crowd with Colin Quinn” and his own special, “Comedy Central Presents: Christian Finnegan.” Christian also hosted TV Land’s “Game Time” and appeared on “The Today Show” and “The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson.” When he’s not on tour, Christian Finnegan lives in New York City with his lovely wife, a Chihuahua, two parakeets and a useless rabbit. He spends his free time plotting society’s downfall and googling the names of obscure hair metal bass players. Garfunkel & O ates Actresses Riki Lindhome (The Last House on the Left, Million Dollar Baby, The Changeling) and Kate Micucci (“Scrubs,” “Rules of Engagement,” “When in Rome”) are the two multi-talented masterminds behind Garfunkel & Oates. They’re a female folk duo--Tenacious D in flowery dresses, which is exactly what the world needs right now. Variety chose them as one of the Top 10 comedy acts to watch for 2010. PAST NACA SHOWCASING ACT Natasha Leggero Natasha is an actress and comedian who can be seen regularly on E!’s top rated show CHELSEA LATELY. She also played Amber in the hit movie HE’S JUST NOT THAT INTO YOU. Natasha landed the role of Emma in NBC’s FREE AGENTS debuting Fall 2011. She is also starring in Comedy Central’s hit show UGLY AMERICANS and NICK SWARDON’S PRETEND TIME. You’ve seen her on three seasons of RENO 911 as well as IT’S ALWAYS SUNNY IN PHILADELPHIA, and THE SARAH SILVERMAN PROGRAM. She has made numerous appearances on THE TONIGHT SHOW and her new album has been on the top 10 on iTunes since its debut on Comedy Central Records in March of 2011. PAST NACA SHOWCASING ACT Heather McDonald Heather is a full-time writer and story producer on E!’s Chelsea Lately. She can be seen weekly on the roundtable or performing in sketches where she is known for impersonating celebrities. She can also be seen in the ‘mockumentary-style’ series After Lately, which chronicles the shenanigans of the Chelsea Lately cast and crew. Heather is also a best-selling author: her debut book, You’ll Never Blue Ball in this Town Again, spent seven weeks on the New York Times best-seller list. Brian Posehn Comedian/actor/writer Brian Posehn played Brian Spukowski on Comedy Central’s popular show, “The Sarah Silverman Program” and has recently been seen on tour as one of the original members of the “Comedians of Comedy”. Besides writing and performing on HBO’s acclaimed “Mr. Show”, he has appeared in sitcoms such as “Just Shoot Me”, “Seinfeld”, “NewsRadio”, “Everybody Loves Raymond”, and “Friends” and in the films Rob Zombie’s “The Devil’s Rejects,” “Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer”, “Sex Drive” and “Surfs Up”. Brian’s second album “Fart and Weiner Jokes” was released in 2010. Brian is currently writing on projects for Nick Swardson and Judd Apatow. He can be seen in the upcoming movies “Lloyd the Conqueror” and “5 Year Engagement.” Pricing categories do not include travel and lodging expenses and are subject to change. 32 Comedy O ver $10,000 Ben Bailey Ben Bailey is the multiple Emmy Award Winning Host of Discovery Channel’s “Cash Cab.” In addition to “Cash Cab,” Ben has two new hosting gigs in 2011 as the host of Discovery’s “Best in the Business” and NBC’s “Who’s Still Standing.” He also guest starred on numerous TV shows such as: “The Knights of Prosperity,” “Hope & Faith,” “Law and Order SVU,” and “Mad TV,” as well as a recurring role on “One Life To Live.” He had his own “Comedy Central Presents” special and has appeared on: “The Tonight Show with Jay Leno,” “The Late Late Show with Craig Kilborn,” “Last Call with Carson Daly,” “Comedy Central’s Premium Blend,” “The World Stands Up,” and “Tough Crowd with Colin Quinn.” Ben is also a trained tri-athlete and Iron Man competitor. Bo Burnham Bo Burnham is a teenager and comedian. In 2006, he wrote songs, posted them online, and lots of people saw them. Then, he started playing live shows. He played at colleges, clubs, and theaters. People came. In August of 2008, four days after his eighteenth birthday, he became the youngest person to record a “Comedy Central Presents” special. He released a CD in March 2009. Some people think he is funny. Adam Ferrara A series regular on the Emmy-nominated hit FX TV show ‘Rescue Me,’ Adam Ferrara stars as Chief Needles Nelson. Adam also hosts History’s highly anticipated BBC import “Top Gear.” Some of Adam’s screen roles have included: Universal Pictures’ ‘Definitely Maybe’ with Ryan Reynolds and Isla Fisher. And in Sony’s smash hit movie with Kevin James, ‘Paul Blart: Mall Cop.’ Adam Ferrara is a regular on everybody’s favorite shows: ‘The Tonight Show’ with Jay Leno, ‘Late Show’ with David Letterman, ‘Comedy Central,’ ‘The View’ and ‘Rachel Ray,’ just to name a few. The two-time nominee for best male stand-up by the American Comedy Awards, always brings the stage to life with his honest, clever and fearless perspective on family, relationships and himself. Judah Friedlander Judah Friedlander is a comic’s comic and a crowd-pleaser. In his stand-up act, Judah is the WORLD CHAMPION. He’s a great athlete, master of the martial arts, gets tons of chicks & is a role model to children. And he’s better than you at everything. He’s currently a series regular on the Thursday night NBC comedy 30 ROCK , co-starring with Tina Fey & Alec Baldwin. Judah’s book How To Beat Up Anybody was published in 2010 by HarperCollins. Judah’s been in over 20 movies including American Splendor, Duane Hopwood, Meet the Parents, Zoolander, Date Movie, Wet Hot American Summer, Feast, and Showtime. Judah’s many TV appearances include VH1’s Best Week Ever, HBO’s Curb Your Enthusiasm, MTV’s Wonder Showzen, The Tonight Show, other late night talk shows & Comedy Central shows. John Heffron John Heffron burst onto the comedic scene during the prime of his college heyday, but after winning the second season of NBC’s Last Comic Standing, his popularity grew tremendously. John’s amusing and extensive material has earned him two half hour specials and a one-hour special on the hit stand up show Comedy Central Presents. He has become a regular on numerous VH1 satire series including I love the 80s: 3D, I Love the 70s: Volume 2, and My Coolest Years: My First Time. In addition to being featured on Thom Filicia’s Dress My Nest, Heffron has performed on CMT’s Coming to the Stage, NBC’s Late Friday, and Comedy Central’s Premium Blend. He has made numerous appearances on The Tonight Show with Jay Leno, and E’s! Chelsea Lately and 101 Craziest TV Moments. Anjelah Johnson Anjelah Johnson was a professional cheerleader for the Oakland Raiders and later appeared on “MADtv” as a series regular which spawned the internet sensations “Nail Salon” and “Bon Qui Qui.” Johnson can be seen as a live-action character in the film Alvin and the Chipmunks: The Squeakquel. She also starred in Our Family Wedding and lent her voice to the animated film Marmaduke. She currently resides in Los Angeles and continues to tour with her stand up show, and she is the new spokesperson for Taco Cabana. PAST NACA SHOWCASING ACT 33 Pricing categories do not include travel and lodging expenses and are subject to change. KP COMEDY 866.769.9037 b o o k i n g @ k p c o m e d y. c o m Norm MacDonald Perhaps best known for his offbeat delivery of “the fake news” on “Saturday Night Live” for five seasons, Norm MacDonald is a major comedic presence. Aside from his notable characterizations of Bob Dole and Burt Reynolds, MacDonald proved that his acerbic wit and writing were not to be contained to just the small screen. MacDonald starred in the film Dirty Work, which he also cowrote; and, as the voice of Lucky the Dog in the Eddie Murphy hit, in Dr. Doolittle. Macdonald was also seen in Billy Madison with Adam Sandler, and in Milos Foreman’s Academy Award-nominated The People Vs. Larry Flint. John Oliver John Oliver has been a writer and correspondent on Comedy Central’s “The Daily Show with Jon Stewart” since 2006. As a result of his popularity on “The Daily Show,” Comedy Central asked John to write and star in his own one hour stand-up special, “Terrifying Times,” which premiered in April 2008. John starred in the Mike Myer’s movie, The Love Guru and is currently appearing in a recurring role in the NBC series, “Community.” In 2010 John debuted a series for Comedy Central, “John Oliver’s New York Stand-Up Show.” In 2009 John won the Emmy Award for “Best Comedy Writing In A Comedy or Variety Series.” Patton Oswalt Jon Reep In 2009 Patton won critical acclaim in Robert Siegel’s feature film Big Fan, which made its debut at Sundance in January ’09 and was distributed by First Independent Pictures. As a comedian, Patton has shot three TV specials, two critically acclaimed albums, and has received a Grammy nomination for “Best Comedy Album.” Currently a series regular on Showtime’s “United States of Tara,” Patton has also appeared as a guest star on “The Sarah Silverman Program” and “Flight of the Conchords.” He was on SyFy’s series “Caprica.” Patton provided the voice for ‘Remy,’ the rat, in Pixar’s Oscar winning Ratatouille. He’s appeared in more than 20 films, including Magnolia, Starsky and Hutch and Reno 911!: Miami. Patton’s first published book Spaceship Zombie Wasteland has recently been released and was on the New York Times Best Seller List for January 2011. In May 2011, Patton filmed his newest hour special Patton Oswalt Finest Hour which will air on Showtime and Comedy Central. Patton is currently working on the new Adult Swim live-action TV series The Heart, She Holler and can be seen in the upcoming film with Johnny Knoxville Scoutmasters. Jon Reep was born and raised in Hickory, NC. He played the pot smoking farmer, Raymus, from the movie Harold and Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay and the dim witted cop, ‘Gerald Bob,’ from the ABC Sitcom “Rodney”; but, you probably know him from Dodge Truck’s popular ad campaign as the ‘Hemi guy.’ He won Season 5 of “Last Comic Standing” and has also been seen on his own half-hour special on Comedy Central as well as “Premium Blend,” TBS’s “Pit Stop Comedy,” NBC’s “Late Friday” and CMT’s “Comedy Club” and “Comedy Stage.” Christopher Titus Employing what he’s labeled “hard funny,” Christopher Titus has released three ninety-minute albums in as many years. He has three one-hour comedy specials currently running on Comedy Central. From his one-man show “Norman Rockwell is Bleeding,” the dark comedy, “Titus,” was born on Fox. The show earned Titus a Writer’s Guild nomination as well as an Emmy nomination, and Newsday called him “TV’s most original voice since Seinfeld.” Titus’ newest one-man show, “Love Is Evol,” recently premiered on Comedy Central. He is currently working on his newest one-man show, “Neverlution.” Titus appeared as ‘Brody,’ in ABC’s “Big Shots” and his latest comedy central special, “Neverlution” debuted July 2011. Pricing categories do not include travel and lodging expenses and are subject to change. 34 Kirkland Productions KP Comedy 8807 Lavalle Lane Dallas, TX 75243 PRST STD U.S. POSTAGE PAID COLUMBIA SC PERMIT #706 Change Service Requested Kirkland Productions is an entertainment agency specializing in entertainment, cultural, and educational programs for colleges and universities across the country. We also provide entertainment, training classes, and workshops to theatres, performing arts centers, corporations, and community organizations. 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