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SATURDAY DECEMBER 19
TV1
TV2
FREEVIEW 1 SKY 001
6.00 Te Karere (R, C)
6.30 Hyundai Country Calendar
(G, R, HD, C)
7.00 Mucking In (G, R, C)
7.30 Infomercials
9.00 Tagata Pasifika (HD)
9.30 Come Dine with Me UK
(PGR, R)
Noon Who’s Doing the Dishes?
(G, R)
1.00 ■ Meet the Frockers
(PGR, C) Today: Lisa tries to
find a perfect frock in three
days.
1.30 There & Back (G, R, C) Matt
Gibb investigates the people
and places behind the
television moments that put
New Zealand towns on the
map.
2.00 RPA (PGR, C) Today:
A 26-year-old seeks advice
about a lump.
3.00 The Force (PGR, R, C) Today:
A crocodile stalks fishermen.
3.30 Border Patrol (G, R, HD, C)
Heart Patient: Officers make
a major haul.
4.00 Miguel’s Feasts (G)
Australian cooking series.
Today: Miguel heads to the
Snowy Mountains.
4.30 Renovation King (G) Toilet
Sanctuary: Heidi is a very
busy mum with three kids
under the age of eight.
5.00 The ITM Fishing Show (G, C)
Matt Watson revisits some of
the show’s classic episodes.
6.00 ONE News (C)
7.00 MasterChef Australia (C)
Tonight: Maggie Beer
returns to the MasterChef
kitchen as the 19 contestants
face another mystery box
challenge. (Includes Lotto at
8.00pm.)
8.40 Doc Martin (PGR, C, AD)
Tonight: Louisa and Martin
attend their first therapy
session together, and Mrs
Tishell is surprised when her
husband, Clive, returns and
tells her he wants to give
things another go.
9.45 Vera (AO, R, C, AD)
Protected: A young property
developer dies on a beach
in Whitley Bay and Vera’s
suspects include his father,
step-mother, brother and an
estranged sister.
11.40 Call the Midwife
(PGR, R, C, AD) Christmas
Special 2013: Shelagh
agonises over her decision
to leave the convent and
marry Dr Turner, and
an unexploded bomb is
discovered near the convent.
1.20am Emmerdale (PGR, R, C)
2.35 Neighbourhood
(G, R, HD, C)
3.05 Homefront Extra (G, R)
3.15 Infomercials
3.50 – 6.00 Soccer English Premier
League, Southampton v
Tottenham, live.
6.00 Sooty (G, C)
6.10 Sheriff Callie’s Wild West
(G, R)
6.35 PAW Patrol (G, R, C)
6.55 The Amazing World of
Gumball (G, C)
7.20 Gravity Falls (G, C)
7.45 Pokemon XY (G, C)
8.10 Transformers: Robots in
Disguise (G, C)
8.40 Adventure Time (G, R, C)
9.05 Breadwinners (G, C)
9.35 Lab Rats (G, C)
10.00 2Kaha (PGR)
10.30 Step by Step (G, R, C)
11.00 Full House (G, R, C)
11.30 ■ Family Matters (G)
Noon Red Band Society (PGR)
1.00 ■ The Shaggy Dog
(2006, PGR, R, C) A lawyer
is transformed into a
sheepdog. Tim Allen.
3.00 Black-ish (PGR, C)
3.30 The Neighbors (PGR, R, C)
4.00 The Amazing Race (G, R, C)
5.00 ■ America’s Funniest Home
Videos (G, R, C)
5.30 My Wife and Kids (G, R, C)
Jr’s Risky Business (Part 2):
Michael and Jay find Junior
and his girlfriend in their bed.
6.00 How Murray Saved
Christmas (G, R, C) A cranky
deli owner is forced to fill in
for Santa at Christmas and
ends up doing a weirdly
wonderful job. Voices of
Sean Hayes, Jerry Stiller,
Jason Alexander.
7.00 ■ Saving Santa
(2013, G, C, AD) A hapless
stable elf dreams of
becoming a noted inventor,
and after Santa’s rival
hatches a plan to steal
his sleigh, the elf must
travel back in time to save
Christmas. Voices of Newell
Alexander, Noel Clarke, Joan
Collins.
8.35 ■ Bringing Down the House
(2003, AO, R, C) A middleclass white man invites his
internet date to stay at his
house, unaware that she is a
prison escapee. Steve Martin,
Queen Latifah.
10.45 ■ Mud (2013, AO, C)
Two boys find a fugitive
hiding out on an island in
the Mississippi. Matthew
McConaughey, Reese
Witherspoon, Tye Sheridan.
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1.30am ■ Elephant White
(2011, AO, R, C) An assassin
is hired by a businessman
to avenge the murder of his
daughter. Djimon Hounsou,
Kevin Bacon.
3.10 Marvel Studios: Assembling
a Universe (PGR, R)
3.55 The Jeremy Kyle Show
(AO, R)
4.40 Anger Management
(PGR, R)
5.05 2Kaha (PGR, R)
5.30 – 6.00 It Is Written
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TV3
FREEVIEW 2 SKY 002
FREEVIEW 3 SKY 003
6.00 Charles Stanley (R)
6.30 Rheem Outdoors with Geoff
(G, R, HD)
7.00 Trade Zone Gone Fishin’
(G, R, HD)
7.30 Infomercials
9.30 American Dream Builders
(G, R, HD, C)
10.30 Gordon Ramsay’s Ultimate
Home Cooking (PGR, R, C)
11.00 Survivor: Caramoan
(G, R, HD)
Noon The Real Housewives of
New Jersey (PGR, R)
1.00 America’s Next Top Model:
Guys & Girls (PGR, R, HD, C)
2.00 Flipping Out (G, C)
3.00 Kevin McCloud’s Man Made
Home (G, R, C)
4.00 Grand Designs (G, R, C)
(G, HD)
5.30 The Simpsons (G, R, HD, C)
6.00 3 News
7.00 ■ Home Alone 2: Lost in
New York (1992, G, R, C)
A boy stranded in New York
City battles two familiar
thieves. Macaulay Culkin.
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9.35 Ed Sheeran: Live at
Wembley Stadium (HD, C)
Singer-songwriter Ed
Sheeran performs at
London’s Wembley Stadium.
10.45 Blue Bloods (AO, HD, C)
Loss of Faith: A young
Catholic woman is murdered.
11.45 Hannibal (AO, HD, C)
Contorno: Crawford and
Pazzi seek clues that will
lead them to Hannibal.
12.30am Infomercials
5.00 Hillsong (G, R)
5.30 – 6.00 Charles Stanley (R)
FOUR
FREEVIEW 4 SKY 012
6.00 Children’s Programmes
10.00 Infomercials 2.00 Sesame
Street (G, R) 2.55 Pingu (G, R)
3.00 Barney & Friends (G, R) 3.30
Infomercials 4.30 Drake and Josh
(G, R) 5.00 Mr Young (G, R) 5.30
Victorious (G, R) 6.00 iCarly (G, R)
iMust Have Locker 239: When Sam
and Freddie both win a contest for
the best locker in school, they are
forced to share the same locker,
and Carly asks Spencer to give her
art lessons. 6.30 It Only Hurts When
I Laugh (G, R) A fast-paced clip
show. 7.00 Top Chef Masters (G, R)
Asian Night Market: The chefs
create an American cuisine with an
Asian spin. 8.00 American Ninja
Warrior (G, R) Las Vegas Finals:
Contestants tackle the ultimate
obstacle course for the chance
to travel to Japan to tackle the
obstacle course from the original
series. 10.55 South Park (AO, R)
Coon 2: Hindsight: The Coon leads
a group of crime fighters who
spring into action to help victims of
another drilling catastrophe in the
Gulf. 11.25 – 6.00am Infomercials
Prime: Harry Brown,
9.45pm
PRIME
FREEVIEW 10 SKY 004
6.00
Noon
2.30
3.30
Home Shopping
The Crowd Goes Wild (G, R)
Keeping It Pure (G, R)
British Gardens in Time
(G, R)
4.30 Sachie’s Kitchen (G, R)
5.00 Ados Addicted to Fishing
(G, R)
5.30 Prime News
6.00 Airline (G)
6.30 Animal Airport (G)
7.00 University Challenge (G)
7.30 New Tricks (PGR) The
English Defence: A teen is
linked to an old murder.
8.40 ■ The Mystery of Murder
(AO) A UK series that
investigates the minds
of murderers to find out
whether or not people are
born to kill.
9.45 ■ Harry Brown
(2009, AO, R) An elderly
ex-marine’s best friend is
murdered. Michael Caine,
Emily Mortimer.
11.55 Cricket Black Caps v Sri
Lanka, second test, day two.
12.25am 60 Minutes (PGR, R)
1.25 – 6.00 Home Shopping
MAORI
FREEVIEW 5 SKY 019
6.30 Pukoro (G, R)
7.00 Dora Matatoa (G, R)
7.30 SpongeBob Tarau Porowha
(G, R)
8.00 Pukana (G, R)
8.30 Te Kaea (R)
9.00 Patapatai (G, R)
9.30 The Native Diet (G, R)
10.00 Toku Reo (G, R)
2.00 Kina’s K9s (G, R)
2.30 Hoiho (G, R)
3.00 Fitness in the Whare (G, R)
3.30 The Rugby Show (G, R)
5.00 Native Kitchen (G, R)
5.30 Te Kaea
6.00 ■ Taniwha Rau (G, R)
7.00 The Zoo (G)
7.30 Nuttiest Nutcracker (G, R)
A group of fruit and veges
must try to stop a rodent
destroying Christmas. Voices
of Debi Derryberry, Jim
Belushi, Phyllis Diller.
8.30 ■ Indochine (1992, PGR, R)
In colonial-era Vietnam, a
French naval captain forms
a romantic triangle with a
plantation owner and her
adopted daughter. Catherine
Deneuve, Vincent Perez.
11.25 – 11.55 Te Kaea (R)
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LISTENER DECEMBER 19, 2015
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SKY PREMIERE SKY 030
MOVIES EXTRA SKY 031
MOVIES CLASSICS SKY034 RIALTO SKY 039
6.30 The Giver (2014, M)
Brenton Thwaites.
8.05 If I Stay (2014, M)
Chloë Grace Moretz.
9.50 All Is Lost (2013, M)
Robert Redford.
11.35 Bad Neighbours (2014, 16)
Seth Rogen.
1.10 Bad Blood (2014, 16)
Abigail Breslin.
2.40 The Giver (2014, M)
Brenton Thwaites.
4.20 Red 2 (2013, M) Retired spies
track down a nuclear device.
Bruce Willis.
6.15 American Sniper (2014, 16)
Based on the story of Navy
Seal sniper Chris Kyle.
Bradley Cooper.
8.30 The Cobbler (2014, M)
A shoemaker learns that
walking in another man’s
shoes is the only way he can
discover who he really is.
Adam Sandler.
10.15 The Maze Runner (2014, M)
A boy wakes up at the
epicentre of a vast maze.
Dylan O’Brien.
12.10am No Good Deed (2014, 16)
1.35 American Sniper (2014, 16) 4.10
Out of the Furnace (2013, 16)
6.25
7.10
American Violet (2008, M)
Nicole Beharie.
8.10 Birdman (2014, 16)
Michael Keaton.
10.10 The Food Guide to Love
(2013, M) Richard Coyle.
11.40 Devil’s Knot (2013, M)
Colin Firth.
1.35 Mini-series: Jamaica
Inn (2014, M, part 1)
Jessica Brown Findlay.
3.05 Birdman (2014, 16)
Michael Keaton.
5.05 I Think I Do (2013, PG)
Mia Kirschner.
6.35 Wild (2014, 16) Based on
the story of Cheryl Strayed
and her 1770km hike on the
Pacific Crest Trail. Reese
Witherspoon.
8.30 The Theory of Everything
(2014, M) Based on the
life of Stephen Hawking
and his relationship with
his wife, Jane Wilde. Eddie
Redmayne, Felicity Jones.
10.35 The Immigrant (2014, M)
Marion Cotillard.
12.30am Trust Me (2013, M) 1.55
I Think I Do (2013, PG) 3.30 Wild
(2014, 16) 5.25 Biography: Reese
Witherspoon (PG)
The Graduate (1967, M)
Dustin Hoffman.
8.55 Buffalo Bill and the Indians
(1976, PG) Paul Newman.
10.55 The Day of the Jackal
(1973, PG) Edward Fox.
1.15
Under the Cherry Moon
(1986, M) Prince.
2.55 Trial by Jury (1994, M)
Joanne Whalley.
4.40 Wild Bill (2011, M)
Charlie Creed-Miles.
6.20 Dolores Claiborne (1995, 16)
A reporter’s mother is
arrested for murder. Kathy
Bates.
8.30 Misery (1990, M)
A bestselling novelist
is rescued by his selfproclaimed, number one fan
after he is involved in a car
crash. Kathy Bates, James
Caan.
10.15 Porky’s (1982, 16) Six oversexed students seek revenge
on a nightclub owner. Dan
Monahan.
11.55 Porky’s II: The Next Day
(1983, 18) Dan Monahan.
1.30am Porky’s Revenge (1985, 18)
3.00 Forced Vengeance (1982, 18)
4.55 Misery (1990, M)
GENERAL
UKTV SKY 007
6.00 Ripper Street (16) 6.50 Would I Lie to You?
(PG) 7.20 8 Out of 10 Cats (M) 9.25 The Bill
Marathon (M) 1.35 Stella (M) 2.25 Casualty (PG)
Broken Heart Syndrome: Nylon gets Jordan to
visit him in the young offenders’ institute. 3.20 A
Touch of Frost (M) Line of Fire (Part 2): Suspicious
deaths occur at a power station. 4.45 Pointless
(PG) 5.40 Inspector Morse (M) The Daughters
of Cain: A routine investigation for Morse and
Lewis gets complicated as they unravel a story of
undergraduate suicide and drugs. 7.35 Critical (16)
Tonight: Stretched to the limit, the team hit the road
to treat multiple victims involved in a traffic accident,
and Fiona tries to keep her engagement a secret.
8.30 Midsomer Murders (M) Things That Go Bump
in the Night: DCI Barnaby heads to Fletcher’s Cross
to investigate the murder of an undertaker whose
body was found in his own funeral parlour. 10.15
Father Brown (M) The Bride of Christ: After two
nuns die in mysterious circumstances, Father Brown
investigates with the aid of Sister Boniface, an eager
young fan of detective novels. 11.15 Ripper Street
Marathon (16) Season two of the drama series set
in Whitechapel in the years following the infamous
Jack the Ripper murders.
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Healing (2014, M) Don Hany.
Mr Morgan’s Last Love
(2013, M) Michael Caine.
10.35 Cut Snake (2014, 16) Alex
Russell.
12.10 Generation Iron (2013, M)
US documentary.
1.55 El Limpiador (2012, 16)
Adrian Du Bois.
3.30 The Culture High (2014, M)
US documentary.
5.30 Palo Alto (2014, 16) A highschool girl is torn between
the coast and a crush. Emma
Roberts, James Franco.
7.10 A Song for Jenny (2015, M)
A woman searches for her
daughter. Emily Watson.
8.30 Little Accidents (2014, M)
The disappearance of a boy
draws three people together.
Elizabeth Banks.
10.15 The Returned (16) Milan:
Julie, Victor, Camille and
Claire grow used to life as
refugees.
11.15 Mr Jones (2013, M) Jon
Foster, Sarah Jones.
12.40am The Desert (2013, M)
2.20 Generation Iron (M) 4.05 El
Limpiador (2012, 16) 5.40 The
Culture High (M)
The Changing Face of … Arnold Schwarzenegger
12.00am Felix Vallotton: Life at a Distance 1.00 In
the Footsteps of Famous Composers 3.00 Movie
Stars 3.30 The Chair 4.30 Eric Clapton: Planes,
Trains & Eric
Choice TV FREEVIEW 12 SKY 024
8.30 World’s Wildest City 9.00 The Water Brothers
9.30 Jamie’s Food Escapes 10.30 Buying the Bayou
11.00 House Crashers 11.30 Auction Kings Noon
My Dream Derelict Home 1.00 Gardeners’ World
1.30 Better Homes and Gardens 3.00 Auction 3.30
Kitchen Crashers 4.00 Liberty of London 5.00 10
Years Younger UK 6.00 Travels with the Bondi Vet
6.30 Talk to the Animals 7.30 Badgers: Secrets of
the Sett (G) Cameras follow a badger family over
a year. 8.30 Mad Dogs (AO) UK drama about four
friends who visit an old friend in Majorca. 10.05
Robson’s Extreme Fishing Challenge (PGR) 11.00
Liberty of London 12.00am 10 Years Younger UK
1.00 Robson’s Extreme Fishing Challenge (PGR)
2.00 Talk to the Animals 3.00 Mad Dogs (AO)
4.30 Buying the Bayou 5.00 Kitchen Crashers 5.30
Auction
6.35
8.35
SoHo SKY 010
Sky Premiere: American Sniper, 6.15pm
Living SKY 017
6.00 Long Lost Family 6.50 Cash in the Attic 7.40
Kirstie’s Vintage Christmas 8.35 Back in Time for
Dinner 9.30 Selling Houses Australia 11.20 Homes
Under the Hammer 12.20 Long Lost Family 1.15
Obsessive Compulsive Cleaners: Country House
Rescue 2.10 Kirstie’s Homemade Christmas 3.05 The
House That £100K Built 4.05 Country House Sunday
5.00 Gardening Australia 6.00 Love Your Garden
7.00 The Dales with Ade Edmondson 7.30 A Place
in the Sun: Winter Sun 8.30 Great Christmas Light
Fight 9.30 Kevin McCloud’s Man Made Home 10.30
Tudor Monastery Farm Christmas 11.30 Sandcastles
12.30am A Place in the Sun: Winter Sun 1.20
Gardening Australia 2.20 Love Your Garden 3.15 The
Dales with Ade Edmondson 3.40 Kevin McCloud’s
Man Made Home 4.35 Sandcastles 5.30 The Dales
with Ade Edmondson
Sky Arts SKY 020
6.00 Mammon (M) 7.00 Fake or Fortune? 8.00 Live
from the Artists Den 9.00 Playhouse Presents (PG)
9.30 ■ The Blues: The Road to Memphis (2003,
G) 11.00 Movie Stars: Matthew McConaughey
11.30 The Art of Australia 12.30 Exhibition on
Screen: Munch 150 2.00 Mammon (M) 3.00 Fake
or Fortune? 4.00 Felix Vallotton: Life at a Distance
5.00 In the Footsteps of Famous Composers 7.00
Movie Stars: Angelina Jolie 7.30 The Chair 8.30 Eric
Clapton: Planes, Trains & Eric 10.00 Rockwiz 11.00
6.00 Queer as Folk Marathon (18) 9.05 Banshee
Marathon (18) 1.20 The Leftovers Marathon (16)
Season two of the US drama series. 6.20 The
Leftovers (16) Lens: Nora and Erika face some
painful questions about their losses and lives. 7.20
The Leftovers (16) A Most Powerful Adversary: Nora
gives Kevin and Jill news they weren’t expecting.
8.20 The Leftovers (16) International Assassin:
Kevin attempts to vanquish Patti on an unexpected
battlefield. 9.20 The Leftovers (16) Ten Thirteen:
A personal loss and pilgrimage to Miracle offer clues
into Meg’s transformation. 10.20 The Leftovers (16)
I Live Here Now: Miracle is rocked by insurgency
on the fourth anniversary of the Departure. 11.20
Banshee Marathon (18) 3.45am Queer as Folk
Marathon (18)
BBC World News SKY 089
6.00 BBC World News 6.30 Click 7.00 BBC World
News 7.10 World Features 7.30 Health Check 8.00
BBC World News 8.10 Football Focus 8.30 Sue
Lloyd-Roberts Remembered 9.00 BBC World News
9.10 Nobel Minds Debate 10.00 BBC World News
10.10 Africa Business Report 10.30 Newsnight 11.00
BBC World News 12.10 World Features 1.00 BBC
World News 1.15 Sport Today 1.30 The Travel Show
2.00 BBC World News 2.30 Dateline London 3.00
BBC World News 3.10 The Ascent of Woman 4.00
BBC World News 4.30 Health Check 5.00 BBC
World News 5.30 Artsnight 6.00 BBC World News
6.10 Africa Business Report 6.30 The Travel Show
7.00 BBC World News 7.15 Sport Today 7.30 Click
8.00 BBC World News 8.10 Nobel Minds Debate
9.00 World News Today 9.30 Dateline London
10.00 BBC World News 11.10 World Features 11.30
Artsnight 12.00am BBC World News 1.30 Dateline
London 2.00 BBC World News 2.10 Nobel Minds
Debate 3.00 BBC World News 3.30 Health Check
4.00 BBC World News 4.30 Click 5.00 BBC World
News 5.30 Politics Europe
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SPORT
RADIO
Sky Sport 1 SKY 051
RNZ National
6.00 The Crowd Goes Wild 6.30 Squash, PSA
women’s World C’ship, finals. 8.00 Cricket, Black
Caps v Sri Lanka, second test, day one, last 2
hours. 10.00 Cricket, Black Caps v Sri Lanka,
second test, day two, live. 12.35 The Cricket Show
1.05 Cricket, Black Caps v Sri Lanka, second test,
day two, live. 6.15 Surfing, WSL World C’ship, Rio
Pro. 7.15 A-League, Phoenix v Sydney FC, live. 9.30
A-League, Melbourne City v Melbourne Victory,
live. 11.40 A-League, Perth Glory v Western Sydney
Wanderers, live. 2.00am Cricket, Black Caps v Sri
Lanka, second test, day two. 2.30 NBL, Townsville v
Perth. 4.30 T20 Big Bash, Heat v Renegades. 5.00
T20 Big Bash, Strikers v Stars. 5.30 Cricket, Black
Caps v Sri Lanka, second test, day two.
Sky Sport 2 SKY 052
6.00 Surfing, World League, Margaret River Pro.
7.00 Cricket, Black Caps v Sri Lanka, second
test, day one. 7.30 The Cricket Show 8.00 Darts,
World C’ship, day two, day session, live. Noon Sky
Sport 365 12.30 Squash, PSA Women’s World
C’ship, finals. 2.00 Golf Central 3.00 Sky Sports
UK News 3.30 NBL, Illawarra Hawks v Sydney
Kings. 5.30 The ITM Fishing Show 6.30 Golf
Central 7.00 The Cricket Show 7.30 Fox Sports
News 8.05 Cricket, Black Caps v Sri Lanka, second
test, day two. 8.35 The Cricket Show 9.05 Cricket,
T20 Big Bash League, Brisbane Heat v Melbourne
Renegades, live. 12.35am Ultimate Insider 1.00 Golf
Central 2.00 Darts, World C’ship, day three, live.
FREEVIEW 50 SKY 421 iHeartRADIO
BBC Knowledge: Attenborough’s Fabulous
Frogs, 8.30pm
replay. 7.30 FIM Super Enduro. 8.00 UFC Fight
Night, the Ultimate Fighter 22 Finale, Frankie Edgar
v Chad Mendes, replay. 10.00 Cricket, Black Caps
v Sri Lanka, second test, day two. 10.30 FIM Super
Enduro. 11.00 Fox Sports News 11.30 Cricket, Black
Caps v Sri Lanka, second test, day two, last 2 hours.
1.30am Cricket, T20 Big Bash League, Strikers v
Stars. 2.00 UEFA Champions League Weekly 2.30
A-League, Phoenix v Sydney FC. 3.00 A-League,
Melbourne City v Melbourne Victory. 5.00 IAAF
Diamond League Review
ESPN SKY 061
6.00 Cricket, T20 Big Bash League, Strikers v Stars,
replay. 9.30 The Cricket Show 10.00 Sky Sport 365
10.30 New Zealand, Land of Rugby 11.00 Soccer,
A-League, Newcastle Jets v Adelaide United. 1.00
Rugby, World Cup, final, All Blacks v Australia,
replay. 3.30 Golf World 4.00 New Zealand, Land of
Rugby 4.30 Cricket, T20 Big Bash, Strikers v Stars.
5.00 NBL, grand final, Cairns Taipans v NZ Breakers,
6.00 Boxing, Premier Champions. 7.30 Athletics,
World Mountain Running C’ships. 8.30 NFL
Insiders 9.30 NFL Live 10.30 Highly Questionable
11.00 SportsNation Noon SportsCenter 1.30 NBA
Countdown 2.00 NBA, LA Clippers v San Antonio
Spurs, live. 4.30 NBA, New Orleans Pelicans v
Phoenix Suns, live. 7.00 Gridiron, NCAA, semifinal, delayed. 9.00 NBA Action 9.30 Pardon the
Interruption 10.00 ESPN FC 10.30 NFL Films
11.00 Gridiron, NCAA, Division III, delayed. 1.00am
SportsCenter 2.00 NBA Finals Films 3.00 ESPN
FC 3.30 Planet Speed 4.00 Basketball, NBA, Los
Angeles Clippers v San Antonio Spurs.
DOCUMENTARIES
History SKY 073
Sky Sport 3 SKY 053
6.00 Tickle (M) 6.30 MythBusters (PG) 8.30 ET
Fishing Escapes (PG) 9.25 Running Wild with Bear
Grylls (M) 10.20 River Monsters: Face Ripper (M)
11.15 The Pool Master (PG) 12.10 Ice Lake Rebels (M)
1.05 MythBusters (PG) 2.00 The Definitive Guide
to Aliens (PG) 2.55 Unravelling the Cosmos (PG)
3.50 Yukon Men (M) 4.45 MythBusters (PG) 5.40
Running Wild with Bear Grylls (M) 6.35 Salvage
Hunters (PG) 7.30 Treehouse Masters (PG) 8.30
Redwood Kings (PG) 9.30 Predators Up Close with
Joel Lambert (PG) 10.30 Auction Hunters (PG)
11.00 Revealed: China’s Eco Drive (PG) 12.00am
Dual Survival (M) 12.55 Alaska: The Last Frontier
(M) 1.50 Man Made Marvels (PG) 2.45 Moonshiners
(M) 3.40 Auction Hunters (PG) 4.10 Dirty Jobs (PG)
5.05 MythBusters (PG)
6.30 The Making of the Mob: New York (PG) 7.30
Bones of the Buddha (PG) 8.30 Riddles of the Bible
(PG) 9.30 The History of Christianity (PG) 10.30
Time Team 11.30 The Man Who Shot the Great
War (PG) 12.30 Memory of the Camps (PG) 1.30
Vietnam Lost Films in HD (M) 2.30 The Making of
the Mob: New York (PG) 3.30 Bones of the Buddha
(PG) 4.30 Al Capone: Icon (M) 5.30 Who Were
the Ancient Greeks? (PG) 6.30 The Secrets of
Quantum Physics (PG) 7.30 The Mummified Maori
Head of Rouen (PG) 8.30 The Space Age: NASA’s
Story (PG) Triumph & Tragedy: Offers a fresh look
at NASA. 9.30 The Hittites (PG) The Hittite Empire
was a major force. 11.30 Stonehenge 12.30am Nazi
Secret Files (PG) 1.30 Monsters & Mysteries (PG)
2.30 Ancient Aliens (PG) 3.30 The Mummified
Maori Head of Rouen (PG) 4.30 The Space Age:
NASA’s Story (PG) 5.30 The Hittites (PG)
National Geographic SKY 072
BBC Knowledge SKY 074
Discovery SKY 070
6.30 Man v Viral (M) 7.30 Brain Games (PG)
9.30 Science of Stupid (M) 11.30 Breakthrough
(PG) 12.30 Air Crash Investigations (PG) 2.30
Situation Critical (M) 3.30 JFK: The Final Hours
(M) 5.15 Seconds from Disaster (PG) Space Shuttle
Challenger 6.30 Disaster Earth (PG) Earthquake:
A megathrust is the largest earthquake possible.
7.30 Outback Wrangler (PG) A Truckload of Crocs
(Part 1): Marty River has the greatest density of
saltwater crocs in Australia. 8.00 Australia’s Inferno
(M) Delves into the devastating fury of Australian
bushfires. 9.00 Storm Hunters (PG) Follows
adventurer Mark Robinson as he takes on some of
the most dangerous storms ever captured on film.
10.30 Air Crash Investigation (PG) 11.30 Drugs Inc.
Marathon (M) 4.30am Underworld Inc. (M) 5.30
Catacombs of Palermo (PG)
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6.35 Doctors of London (M) 7.30 The Private
Life of Plants (PG) 8.25 Indian Ocean with Simon
Reeve (M) 9.25 John Bishop’s Australia (M) 10.20
Emergency Search & Rescue (PG) Noon Top Gear
Marathon (PG) 6.35 An Idiot Abroad (M) Venice
& Macedonia 7.30 The Private Life of Plants (PG)
8.30 Attenborough’s Fabulous Frogs (PG) David
Attenborough explores the weird and wonderful
world of frogs, revealing their ability to live in
extreme places. 9.35 Attenborough’s Ark (PG)
Sir David chooses 10 animals he would like to
save from extinction. 10.35 Top Gear (PG) 11.45
Emergency Search & Rescue (PG) 1.25am Indian
Ocean with Simon Reeve (M) 2.25 John Bishop’s
Australia (M) 3.20 An Idiot Abroad (M) 4.15 The
Private Life of Plants (PG) 5.10 Attenborough’s
Fabulous Frogs (PG)
6.08 Storytime (storytime@radionz.co.nz)
7.08 Country Life (RNZ)
(countrylife@radionz.co.nz)
8.10 Saturday Morning with Kim Hill (RNZ)
(saturday@radionz.co.nz)
12.11 This Way Up with Simon Morton (RNZ)
(thiswayup@radionz.co.nz)
2.05 Music 101 with Emma Smith
(music101@radionz.co.nz)
5.11 Focus on Politics (RNZ)
5.45 Tagata o te Moana Pacific news, features,
interviews and music (RNZ)
6.06 Great Encounters Interviews selected
from througout the week (RNZ)
7.06 Saturday Night An evening of requests,
nostalgia and musical memories (RNZ)
12.04am All Night Programme Including: 12.05
Music After Midnight; 12.30 History Repeated
(RNZ); 1.05 Our Changing World (RNZ);
2.05 Spiritual Outlook (RNZ); 2.35 Hymns on
Sunday; 3.05 Antarctic Souvenir, by J Edward
Brown (RNZ); 3.30 Te Waonui a Te Manu Korihi
(RNZ); 4.30 Science in Action (BBC); 5.10 Go
Ahead Caller; 5.45 NZ Society (RNZ)
Details available at radionz.co.nz
RNZ Concert
News and Weather 6.00, 7.00, 8.00, 9.00am,
noon, 3.00, 6.00, 11.00pm
6.00 Classic Morning Includes News and
Weather
9.00 The Best of Upbeat with Eva Radich
(RNZ)
10.00 Your Choice (Box 123, Wellington or
concert@radionz.co.nz)
Noon The RNZ Concert Classical Chart
1.00 Night Lights Classic Jazz Hosted by
David Brent Johnson. Today: Live at Cafe
Bohemia, Hardbop in the Heart of Greenwich
Village (12 of 12, WFIU)
2.00 Global Sounds Indigenous music from
around the world
3.00 Saturday Concert Jian Liu (pno), New
Zealand School of Music Orch/Kenneth Young
(RNZ)
4.50 For the Young
6.00 Made in New Zealand NZ performers
and composers
7.00 Vocalied The World of Song
8.00 Music Alive A Festival of Nine
Lessons and Carols: Choir of King’s College,
Cambridge/Stephen Cleobury, Ben-San Lau
(org) – The traditional Christmas service, from
the chapel in which it was first conceived
in 1918, with readings from choir members,
Cambridge residents and the clergy of King’s
College
9.40 Instrumental Lessons Ariosti: Lesson
No 1 in E flat, Thomas Georgi (vla d’amore),
Lucas Harris (archlute), Joëlle Morton (vla
da gamba); Nares: Lesson No 2 in D, Julian
Perkins (hpschd)
10.00 Day’s End Music to wind down to
12.00am Music Through the Night
Details available at radionz.co.nz/concert
Radio Live
6.00 Tony Murrell Noon Brendan Telfer 6.00 3 News
7.00 The Nation 8.00 Graeme Hill 12.00am Emma
Lange
Newstalk ZB
6.00 Jason Pine All Sport Breakfast 9.00 Jack Tame
Noon Veitch on Sport 6.00 Bruce Russell 12.00am
Tim Beveridge
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SUNDAY DECEMBER 20
TV1
TV2
FREEVIEW 1 SKY 001
6.00
6.25
7.10
7.35
8.00
8.30
9.00
Tux Wonder Dogs (G, R, C)
■ Hooked in NZ (G, R, C)
Are We There Yet? (G, R, C)
Tagata Pasifika (R, HD)
Praise Be (G)
Attitude (G, R, HD, C, AD)
How to Look at a Painting
(G, R, C)
9.30 Going Going Gone (G, R, C)
10.00 Waka Huia Today: Margaret
Mutu (Ngati Kahu).
10.30 Marae (G, R) Today: Best of
Marae.
11.00 Neighbourhood
(G, R, HD, C) Today: Sia
Trokenheim hosts a tour of
Pakuranga Heights.
11.30 The Claim Game (G, R, C)
11.55 Martin Clunes: Heavy
Horsepower (G, R, C) Martin
Clunes examines the role of
the working horse
12.55 Undercover Boss (PGR, R, C)
1.50 The Art of the Architect
(G, R, C)
2.50 Britain’s Biggest Hoarders
(G, R, C)
3.55 Gadget Man (G, R, C)
4.25 ■ Paul O’Grady: For the
Love of Dogs (G, R, C)
Today: A two-year-old
labrador cross is brought
into Battersea.
4.55 Supergiant Animals
(G, R, C, AD) Steve Backshall
looks at supergiant animals
around the world.
6.00 ONE News (C)
7.00 Border Security (C) Tonight:
An elderly man is caught
delivering a suitcase with a
concealing a shocking secret.
7.30 ■ David Attenborough’s
Conquest of the Skies
(G, C, AD) The First to Fly:
Sir David Attenborough
looks into how the first flyers
evolved and witnesses stage
beetles taking to the air in
Borneo.
8.40 ■ Call the Midwife
(PGR, C, AD) Tonight: Trixie
and Sister Mary Cynthia
team up to support a deaf
mother-to-be, while another
patient causes concern when
a case of morning sickness
proves more serious than
suspected.
9.45 ■ Love Child (AO, C, AD)
Tonight: Joan makes a
terrible choice to save her
husband; Matron fights
for the maternity home;
and McNaughton makes a
decision that has a drastic
impact on Joan and Jim’.
10.45 Happy Valley (AO, R, C, AD)
Tonight: PC McAskill hears
muffled sounds coming from
the back of a van.
11.45 Mr Selfridge (G, R, HD, C)
Tonight: England declares
war on Germany.
12.35am Being Me (G, R, C)
1.00 Emmerdale (PGR, R, C)
3.00 Marae (G, R)
3.30 – 6.00 Infomercials
6.00
6.20
6.50
7.10
Doc McStuffins (G, R, C)
Art Attack (G, C)
Octonauts (C)
The Tom and Jerry Show
(G, R, C)
7.35 Kung Fu Panda (G, R, C)
8.00 ■ My Little Pony: Equestria
Girls – Friendship Games
(2015, G, C) Rival schools
face off in a series of
sporting events. Voice of
Tara Strong.
10.00 My Kitchen Rules New
Zealand (G, R, HD, C)
Noon ■ Shortland Street
(PGR, R, HD, C, AD)
1.30 Melissa & Joey (PGR, R, C)
2.30 ■ Home and Away (R, C)
5.50 Missing Christmas
(G, R, C, AD) On an island, a
Kiwi boy vows to get Santa
Claus’s attention and bring
Christmas to his overlooked
corner of the world. Voices
of Temuera Morrison, Rhys
Darby.
6.20 The Smurfs: A Christmas
Carol (G, C) The Ghosts of
Christmas Past, Present and
Future try to teach Grouchy
to appreciate Christmas.
Voices of George Lopez,
Fred Armisen, Hank Azaria.
6.50 ■ The Santa Clause
(1994, G, R, C) A man
gradually transforms into
Santa Claus after the original
is involved in an accident on
Christmas Eve. Tim Allen,
Eric Lloyd, Judge Reinhold,
Wendy Crewson.
8.45 ■ Four Holidays
(2008, AO, R, C, AD) When a
couple are grounded by fog
on Christmas morning they
are forced to accept their
families’ invitations to attend
the festive celebrations they
had been avoiding. Reese
Witherspoon, Vince Vaughn,
Mary Steenburgen, Robert
Duvall, Sissy Spacek.
10.30 ■ Constantine (AO, C)
Waiting for the Man: John
and Zed return to New
Orleans when Detective Jim
Corrigan asks for their help
in the case of a missing girl.
11.30 ■ The Woman in Black
(2012, AO, R, C) A young
recently widowed lawyer is
ordered to travel to a remote
village to examine the
documents of a deceased
woman’s house. Daniel
Radcliffe, Janet McTeer,
Ciarán Hinds.
1.10am Mini-series: Batman:
The Dark Knight Returns
(AO, R, C)
2.35 Ten 7 Summer (PGR)
3.00 Infomercials
(AO, R)
4.15 It Is Written (R)
4.45 ■ Hart of Dixie (G, R, C)
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TV3
FREEVIEW 2 SKY 002
FREEVIEW 3 SKY 003
6.00
6.30
7.00
8.00
Life TV (G, R)
Brian Houston (G, R)
Charles Stanley (G, R)
Universal Church of the
Kingdom of God (G, R)
8.30 Turning Point (G, R)
9.00 Both Worlds (G, R, HD, C)
9.25 3D (R, HD, C)
9.50 Re-Think (HD)
10.20 Food Glorious Food (G, R)
11.10 Native Kitchen (G, R, HD, C)
11.35 Whale Adventures with
Nigel Marven (G, R, HD, C)
12.30 Storage Hunters
(PGR, R, HD)
1.00 Motorsport NHRA Mello
Yello Drag Racing Series,
round 20, highlights.
2.00 Car Culture (HD)
2.30 Motorsport Rallycross World
Championship, round 12.
3.30 Motorsport Formula Drift,
Long Beach, round one.
4.00 Motorsport NZ V8 Touring
Cars, Hampton Downs,
round three.
5.00 Ice Road Truckers
(G, R, HD, C)
6.00 3 News
7.00 ■ Nanny McPhee (2005,
G, R, C) A magic nanny turns
up to help a widower with
his seven unruly children.
Emma Thompson, Colin
Firth. Films, page 63
8.55 ■ Morning Glory
(2010, HD, C) A TV producer
tries to save her show.
Rachel McAdams.
11.10 ■ Seasons of Love
(2014, HD) Two people
struggle to find love against
the odds. AJ Ackleson.
1.00am Infomercials
5.30 – 6.00 Brian Houston @
Hillsong TV (G, R)
FOUR
FREEVIEW 4 SKY 012
Noon Infomercials 2.00 Sesame
(G, R) 5.05 Entertainment Tonight
Weekend (G) 6.05 iCarly (G, R)
iTwins: Freddie tries to prove that
Melanie, Sam’s twin sister, is just
Sam in disguise. 6.35 It Only Hurts
When I Laugh (G, R) 7.05 Beauty
and the Geek Australia (G, R)
Tonight: The beauties are put
through their paces at vet school,
while the geeks are thrown into the
world of live TV. 8.00 Community
(PGR, R) Paranormal Parentage:
After Pierce locks himself in his
panic room, the group searches for
the code to the closed door. 8.30
■ Fools Rush In (1997, AO, R, C)
A couple decide to get married
after a one-night stand leads to a
pregnancy. Matthew Perry, Salma
Hayek, Jon Tenney, Angelina Torres.
10.40 Entertainment Tonight
Weekend (G) 11.35 – 6.00am
Infomercials
Prime: Nigellissima Christmas
Special, 8.30pm
PRIME
FREEVIEW 10 SKY 004
6.00
10.30
Noon
1.05
2.00
2.30
Religious Programming (G)
Sport Box (G)
Death in Paradise (PGR, R)
Mayday (PGR, R)
The Odd Couple (PGR, R)
Dogs: Their Secret Lives
(G, R)
3.30 Bondi Rescue (PGR, R)
4.00 Great British Food Revival
(G, R)
4.30 British Gardens in Time
(G, R)
5.30 Prime News
6.00 The Taste (G)
7.00 Storage Wars (G)
7.30 Coast Australia (G, R)
Sydney: Explores the
network of fortification to
protect ‘Fortress Sydney’.
8.30 Nigellissima Christmas
Special (G) Nigella Lawson
cooks an Italian festive feast.
9.45 Best of Bones (PGR, R) The
Eye in the Sky: A gambler’s
murder is investigated.
Lanka, second test, day three.
11.15 Psych (PGR)
12.10am Vegas (PGR, R)
MAORI
FREEVIEW 5 SKY 019
10.00 Korero Mai (G, R)
11.30 Te Matatini 2015 - Toi
Whakaari (R)
2.00 World Forklift League
(PGR, R)
2.30 Poitukohu Nga Kura Tuarua
3.30 Rugby French Top 14.
5.30 Te Kaea
6.00 Whaikorero (G, R)
6.30 Poutiriao (G, R) Explores
the unique stories of Kaitiaki
Maori.
7.00 What’s Up with the
Tumoanas (PGR, R) Tonight:
Tahuri turns 40.
7.30 ■ Waka Warriors (G, R)
Tonight: Haunui leaves
Auckland for one of the
toughest sails.
8.00 My Country Song (G) With
Dennis Marsh and Saelyn
Guyton.
8.30 ■ Fantail (2013, PGR)
A graveyard shift worker
tries to leave with her little
brother in search of their
father. Sophie Henderson,
Stephen Lovatt, Jarod Rawiri.
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Adam Sandler.
8.10 Red 2 (2013, M) Bruce Willis.
Bradley Cooper.
12.20 No Good Deed (2014, 16)
Idris Elba.
Adam Sandler.
Dylan O’Brien.
5.20 Ouija (2014, 16) Olivia Cooke.
6.50 Teenage Mutant Ninja
Turtles (2014, M) A reporter
tries to track down four
vigilantes taking on a vicious
gang in her city. Megan Fox.
8.30 Foxcatcher (2014, M)
A billionaire recruits a
wrestler in order to prepare
a US team for the 1988
Olympics. Steve Carell.
10.45 Dracula Untold (2014, M) A
man becomes a monster to
protect his family. Dominic
Cooper, Luke Evans.
12.20am Good Neighbours (2010,
18) 1.55 Below the Beltway (2010,
M) 3.30 Biography: Hugh Jackman
(PG) 4.20 Good Neighbours (2010,
18) 5.55 Teenage Mutant Ninja
Turtles (2014, M)
6.15
6.40 Under the Cherry Moon
(1986, M) Prince.
8.20 The Day of the Jackal
(1973, PG) Edward Fox.
10.40 The Hired Hand (1971, M)
Peter Fonda.
12.10 The Producers (1967, G)
Zero Mostel.
1.35 Cold Sweat (1970, M)
Charles Bronson.
3.05 After Hours (1985, M)
Griffin Dunne.
4.40 The Rookie (1990, 16) Two
cops take on a car-theft
operation. Clint Eastwood.
6.40 Kindergarten Cop (1990, M)
A detective goes undercover
as a teacher. Arnold
Schwarzenegger.
8.30 Bad Boys (1983, 18)
Two gang members
incarcerated in the same
juvenile correction facility
vow to take revenge on
each other. Sean Penn,
Ally Sheedy.
10.30 Maverick (1994, PG) A card
shark joins forces with a lady
thief. Mel Gibson.
12.35am Body Snatchers (1993, M)
2.00 Music of the Heart (1999, PG)
4.00 Moonwalker (1988, PG)
The Theory of Everything
(2014, M) Eddie Redmayne.
8.20 I Think I Do (2013, PG)
Mia Kirschner.
Marion Cotillard.
11.50 Wild (2014, 16)
Reese Witherspoon.
Inn (2014, M, part 2)
5.15 Moms’ Night Out (2014, PG)
Sarah Drew, Sean Astin.
6.55 The Two Faces of January
(2014, M) Two tourists
become embroiled in a
scandal. Kirsten Dunst.
8.30 Selma (2014, M) A chronicle
of Martin Luther King’s
campaign to secure equal
voting rights. David Oyelowo.
10.40 Match (2014, 16)
An enigmatic choreographer
is interviewed by a young
couple. Patrick Stewart.
12.10am Big Driver (2014, 16) 1.35
Mini-series: Jamaica Inn (2014,
M, part 2) 3.00 Moms’ Night Out
(2014, PG) 4.40 The Two Faces of
January (2014, M)
GENERAL
6.00 Buying the Bayou 6.30 Through the Bible
with Les Feldick 7.00 Badgers: Secrets of the Sett
8.00 Liberty of London 9.00 Auction 9.30 10
Years Younger UK 10.30 Robson’s Extreme Fishing
Challenge (PGR) 11.30 Talk to the Animals 12.30
Kitchen Crashers 1.00 Travels with the Bondi Vet
1.30 Badgers: Secrets of the Sett 2.30 Great British
Garden Revival 3.30 Tropic of Capricorn 4.30 Made
in Italy with Silvia Colloca 5.00 Cook the Books 5.30
Sarah Beeny’s Rise Hall Christmas Special 6.30 The
Auction House 7.30 24 Hour Parcel People 8.30 ■
How to Lose Friends and Alienate People (2008,
AO) A disillusioned British journalist is hired by an
upscale New York magazine. Simon Pegg, Kirsten
Dunst. 10.30 Giants of the Deep 11.30 Sarah Beeny’s
Rise Hall Christmas Special 12.30am ■ How to Lose
Friends and Alienate People (2008, AO) Simon
Pegg. 2.30 Cook the Books 3.00 Great British
Garden Revival 4.00 Tropic of Capricorn 5.00 Made
in Italy with Silvia Colloca 5.30 Buying the Bayou
UKTV SKY 007
6.30 The Bill Marathon (M) 10.40 QI (M) 11.10
The Graham Norton Show (M) Noon Keeping
Up Appearances Marathon (PG) 2.30 Midsomer
Murders (M) 4.10 New Tricks (M) 5.10 Heartbeat
(PG) 6.05 Pointless (PG) 7.00 8 Out of 10 Cats (M)
7.30 Casualty (PG) If Not for You: New doctor Ash
hits the ground running when he treats a patient
with suspected rabies. 8.30 A Touch of Frost (M)
Benefit of the Doubt (Part 2): Frost’s investigations
into the death of a highly skilled surgeon lead him
into extreme danger when a callous murderer
corners him. 9.55 Doc Martin (M) The Departed:
Doc Martin is involved in an incident with a patient.
10.50 Ripper Street Marathon (16) Season three of
the series set in 19th-century Whitechapel.
Living SKY 017
6.00 Great Christmas Light Fight 6.50 Tudor
Monastery Farm Christmas 7.50 A Place in the Sun:
Winter Sun 8.40 The Dales with Ade Edmondson
9.05 Country House Sunday 9.55 Gardening
Australia 10.55 Love Your Garden 11.50 Sandcastles
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Movies Classics: Kindergarden Cop, 6.40pm
12.15 Great Christmas Light Fight 5.00 Harbour
Lives 5.30 Antiques Roadtrip 6.30 Escape to the
Country 7.30 The Super-Rich and Us 8.30 Back
in Time for Dinner 9.30 Long Lost Family 10.30
The Great British Sewing Bee 11.30 Kirstie’s Crafty
Christmas 12.30am Harbour Lives 12.55 Long Lost
Family 1.50 Escape to the Country 2.40 Back in
Time for Dinner 3.40 Long Lost Family 4.30 The
Great British Sewing Bee 5.30 The Dales with Ade
Edmondson
Sky Arts SKY 020
6.00 Rockwiz 7.00 The Changing Face of … Arnold
Schwarzenegger 8.00 Salzburg Festival 2013: Cosi
Fan Tutte 11.30 The Chair 12.30 Eric Clapton: Planes,
Trains & Eric 2.00 Rockwiz 3.00 The Changing
Face of … Arnold Schwarzenegger 4.00 The Book
Club 5.00 In the Footsteps of Famous Composers
5.55 Pipers of the Trenches 6.50 Other Voices 7.40
Neil McCormick’s Needle Time 8.30 Jeff Beck: Live
in Tokyo 10.00 Front and Center: JJ Grey & Mofro
11.00 Live from the Artists Den 12.00am The Book
Club 1.00 In the Footsteps of Famous Composers
1.55 Pipers of the Trenches 2.50 Other Voices 3.40
Neil McCormick’s Needle Time 4.30 Jeff Beck: Live
in Tokyo
SoHo SKY 010
6.00 Queer as Folk (18) 7.45 Homeland (16) 8.35
The Leftovers Marathon (16) Season two of the US
7.40
Palo Alto (2014, 16) Emma
Roberts.
9.20 El Limpiador (2012, 16)
Adrian Du Bois.
Elizabeth Banks.
12.40 Inch’Allah (2012, M) Evelyne
Brochu.
2.20 Desert Runners (2013, M)
US documentary.
3.55 The Art Dealer (2015, M)
Anna Sigalevitch.
5.30 Fallout (2013, M)
Australian documentary.
7.00 God’s Pocket (2014, 16)
Philip Seymour Hoffman.
8.30 The Suspicions of Mr
Whicher: Beyond the Pale
(2014, M) Whicher is hired by
the man behind his dismissal
from the force to look into
threats made against his
son. Paddy Considine, John
Heffernan.
10.05 The Keeper of Lost Causes
(2013, 16) Nikolaj Lie Kaas.
11.40 Siddharth (2013, M) Rajesh
Tailang.
1.15am Fallout (M) 2.45 God’s
Pocket (2014, 16) 4.15 Desert
Runners (M) 5.50 The Art Dealer
(2015, M)
drama series. 6.30 From the Earth to the Moon
(M) Apollo 1: In preparation for the flight of Apollo
1, the astronauts undergo a routine test in their
space capsule. 7.30 Deadwood (16) Unauthorised
Cinnamon: Odell tries to convince Hearst to reach
a deal on land containing gold. 8.30 The Affair
(16) 9.30 Homeland (16) Our Man in Damascus:
Carrie follows a lead. 10.20 Blunt Talk (16) All My
Relationships End in Pain: Walter is ordered to
attend AA meetings while his staff goes about their
peculiar weekends. 10.50 Sex&Drugs&Rock&Roll
(16) Lust for Life: Johnny gives Gigi the response
she was not quite looking for after she flat-out
asks if he loves her. 11.20 ■ Nightingale (2014, 16) A
lonely war veteran psychologically unravels ahead
of an old friend’s impending visit. David Oyelowo.
12.40am Deadwood (16) 1.30 From the Earth to the
Moon (M) 2.30 The Affair (16) 3.30 Blunt Talk (16)
4.00 Sex&Drugs&Rock&Roll (16) 4.30 ■ Nightingale
(2014, 16) 5.50 Homeland (16)
6.00 BBC World News 6.30 The Travel Show 7.00
BBC World News 7.10 Africa Business Report 8.00
BBC World News 8.10 World Features 8.30 Dateline
London 9.00 BBC World News 9.10 The Ascent
of Woman 10.00 BBC World News 10.10 World
Features 10.30 Artsnight 11.00 BBC World News
11.30 Newsnight Noon BBC World News 12.10 World
Features 12.30 Sigd: Jewish Festival 1.00 BBC World
News 1.15 Sport Today 1.30 Click 2.00 BBC World
News 2.30 Sue Lloyd-Roberts Remembered 3.00
BBC World News 3.10 Nobel Minds Debate 4.00
BBC World News 4.30 Politics Europe 5.00 BBC
World News 6.00 BBC World News 6.10 World
Features 6.30 Sigd: Jewish Festival 7.00 BBC World
News 7.15 Sport Today 8.00 BBC World News 8.10
The Ascent of Woman 9.00 World News Today
9.30 Sue Lloyd-Roberts Remembered 10.00 BBC
World News 10.30 Artsnight 11.00 Newsday 11.30
Asia Business Report 11.45 Sport Today 12.00am
Newsday 12.30 Asia Business Report 12.45 Sport
Today 1.00 Newsday 1.30 Asia Business Report
1.45 Sport Today 2.00 BBC World News 2.30
Asia Business Report 2.45 Sport Today 3.00 BBC
World News 3.30 Artsnight 4.00 BBC World News
4.30 HARDtalk 5.00 BBC World News 5.30 World
Business Report 5.45 BBC World News
9/12/2015 2:55 pm
SUNDAY DECEMBER 20
SPORT
RADIO
Sky Sport 1 SKY 051
RNZ National
6.00 Fox Sports News 7.30 Cricket, Black Caps v
Sri Lanka, second test, day two, last 2 hours. 9.30
The Cricket Show 10.00 Cricket, Black Caps v Sri
Lanka, second test, day three, live. 12.35 Cricket,
T20 Big Bash, Heat v Renegades. 1.05 Cricket, Black
Caps v Sri Lanka, second test, day three, live. 6.00
New Zealand, Land of Rugby 6.30 Golf Central
7.48 Fifa Club World Cup, third-place playoff, live.
day three. 10.30 The Cricket Show 11.18 Fifa Club
World Cup, final, live. 2.00am Cricket, Black Caps
v Sri Lanka, second test, day three. 2.30 Cricket,
T20 Big Bash, Sixers v Hurricanes. 3.00 Cricket,
T20 Big Bash, Stars v Thunder. 3.30 Cricket, Black
Caps v Sri Lanka, second test, day three. 4.00 UEFA
Champions League Weekly 4.30 World Rugby 5.00
New Zealand, Land of Rugby 5.30 Fox Sports News
Sky Sport 2 SKY 052
6.00 A-League, Phoenix v Sydney FC. 8.00
Darts, World C’ship, day three, live. Noon Sky
Sport 365 12.30 Sky Sports UK News 1.00 Ice
Hockey, NHL, Red Devils v Ducks, live. 4.00 Sky
Sport 365 4.30 Sky Sports UK News 5.15 Cricket,
T20 Big Bash, Heat v Renegades. 5.45 The
Cricket Show 6.15 Cricket, T20 Big Bash, Sixers v
Hurricanes, live. 9.20 Cricket, T20 Big Bash, Stars v
Thunder, live. 12.50am Cricket, T20 Big Bash, Sixers
v Hurricanes. 1.30 Fox Sports News 2.00 Darts,
World C’ship, live.
BBC Knowledge: Louis Theroux’s Weird
Weekends, 8.30pm
7.00 A-League, Mariners v Roar, live. 9.00 UEFA
Champions League Weekly 9.30 NBL, Breakers v
Hawks. 10.00 Surfing 11.00 Fox Sports News 11.30
Cricket, Black Caps v Sri Lanka, first test, day three,
last 2 hours. 1.30am UFC Fight Night, Rafael
dos Anjos v Donald Cowboy Cerrone. 3.30 Fox
Sports News 4.00 Basketball, NBL, NZ Breakers v
Illawarra Hawks. 4.30 Cricket, T20 Big Bash League,
game four, Sydney Sixers v Hobart Hurricanes. 5.00
Cricket, T20 Big Bash League, game five, Melbourne
Stars v Sydney Thunder. 5.30 Cricket, Black Caps v
Sri Lanka, second test, day three.
ESPN SKY 061
6.00 Cricket, T20 Big Bash, Heat v Renegades.
day two. 10.00 Sky Sport 365 10.30 A-League,
Phoenix v Sydney FC. 11.00 Cricket, T20 Big Bash,
Heat v Renegades. 11.30 Soccer, Football League
C’ship, Brighton and Hove Albion v Middlesbrough.
1.30 Manchester United TV 4.30 Soccer, ASB
Premiership, WaiBOP United v Auckland City
FC, live. 6.30 A-League, Phoenix v Sydney FC.
6.00 Basketball, NCAA, Atlantic Coast Conference,
Utah v Duke, live. 8.00 Gridiron, NCAA, Gildan
New Mexico Bowl, live. 11.30 National Icons Noon
ESPN Original Documentaries 1.00 SportsCenter
2.15 Gridiron, NFL, New York Jets v Dallas Cowboys,
live. 5.30 SportsCenter 6.00 SportsCenter 6.30
SportsCenter 8.00 Volleyball, NCAA, women’s
C’ship. 10.00 ESPN Original Documentaries 11.00
Gridiron, NFL, New York Jets v Dallas Cowboys.
1.30am Basketball, Atlantic Coast Conference,
Indiana v Notre Dame, delayed. 3.30 The Sports
Reporters 4.00 NFL Insiders 5.00 NFL Countdown
DOCUMENTARIES
History SKY 073
Sky Sport 3 SKY 053
6.00 Tickle (M) 6.30 MythBusters (PG) 8.30
Prophets of Science Fiction (PG) 9.25 MythBusters
(PG) 10.20 Naked and Afraid Pop-Up Edition (M)
11.15 Redwood Kings (PG) 12.10 Kings of the Wild
(M) 1.05 Running Wild with Bear Grylls (M) 2.00
Predators Up Close with Joel Lambert (PG) 2.55
River Monsters: Face Ripper (M) 3.50 Codes and
Conspiracies (M) 4.45 Ice Lake Rebels (M) 5.40
MythBusters (PG) 6.35 Running Wild with Bear Grylls
(M) 7.30 Predators Up Close with Joel Lambert
(PG) 8.30 Unravelling the Cosmos (PG) 9.30 The
Definitive Guide to Aliens (PG) 10.30 Redwood Kings
(PG) 11.30 You Have Been Warned (PG) 12.30am
MythBusters (PG) 1.25 Moonshiners (M) 2.20 Auction
Hunters (PG) 2.45 Tickle (M) 3.15 Deadliest Catch
(PG) 4.10 Dirty Jobs (PG) 5.05 Moonshiners (M)
7.30 Stonehenge 8.30 Al Murray’s German
Adventure (PG) 9.30 Cash in the Attic 10.30 The
Mummified Maori Head of Rouen (PG) 11.30 Secrets
of the Stones (PG) 12.30 The Hittites (PG) 2.30
Stonehenge 3.30 The Roosevelts: An Intimate
History (PG) 4.30 Orson Welles: Shadow and Light
(PG) 5.30 The World from Above (PG) 6.00 Dan
Snow’s Norman Walks (PG) 6.30 How the Devil
Got His Horns (PG) 7.30 The Unseen Time Team
Specials (PG) 8.30 Magna Carta with David Starkey
(PG) Magna Carta is perhaps the most famous
constitutional document in history. 9.30 Last Days of
the Nazis (M) 10.30 Hunting Hitler (PG) 11.30 Biblical
Conspiracies (PG) 12.30am Dangerous Missions (PG)
1.30 Nazi Secret Files (PG) 2.30 Dogfights (PG) 3.30
Unsealed: Alien Files (PG) 4.00 The Unseen Time
Team Specials (PG) 4.45 Magna Carta with David
Starkey (PG) 5.30 Last Days of the Nazis (M)
Discovery SKY 070
6.30 Ghost Ship: Resurrection (PG) 7.30 Britain’s
Greatest Railways 8.30 Finding Atlantis (PG)
9.30 Apocalypse: The Rise of Hitler (PG) 10.30
Nazi Underworld (M) 11.30 Hitler’s Secret Attack
on America (PG) 12.30 Iceland Volcano Disaster
(PG) 1.30 Witness Disaster (M) 2.30 Crash Scene
Investigators (PG) 3.30 The Hunt for the Boston
Bombers (M) 5.30 Seconds from Disaster (PG) 6.30
Waking the Baby Mammoth 7.30 Wild Nile (PG)
8.30 Wild Sri Lanka (PG) 9.30 Breakthrough (PG)
Energy on the Edge: Film director Akiva Goldman
explores new ways to harness the energy around
us. 10.30 Shackleton (M) 12.00am Drugs Inc. (M)
1.00 Air Crash Investigations (PG) 2.00 Inside
Combat Rescue (M) 3.00 Inside the American Mob
(M) 4.00 Air Crash Investigations (PG) 5.00 World’s
Toughest Fixes (PG)
6.10 Attenborough’s Ark (PG) 7.05 Top Gear
Marathon (PG) 12.20 Traffic Cops Marathon (M)
5.25 Top Gear (PG) 6.35 Who Do You Think You
Are? (PG) 7.35 24 Hours in A&E (M) Worst Case
Scenario: A 79-year-old man is in A&E with stomach
pains. 8.30 Louis Theroux’s Weird Weekends (PG)
The Black Nationalists: Louis Theroux looks into the
shooting of Armadou Diallo by police officers in the
Bronx in 1999. 9.25 Traffic Cops (M) 10.30 Top Gear
(PG) 11.40 Who Do You Think You Are? (PG) Kerry
O’Brien: Television journalist Kerry O’Brien looks into
his Irish roots. 12.35am 24 Hours in A&E (M) 1.25
Louis Theroux’s Weird Weekends (PG) 2.20 Traffic
Cops (M) 3.20 Dragons’ Den (PG) 4.25 Lonely
Planet: Best in China (PG) 4.35 The Real History
of Science Fiction (M) 5.20 The Science of Doctor
Who with Brian Cox (PG)
7.08 Sunday Morning with Wallace Chapman
Including: 7.43 The Week in Parliament (RNZ);
8.10 Insight (RNZ); 9.06 Mediawatch (RNZ)
(sunday@radionz.co.nz)
12.11 Spectrum (RNZ) (spectrum@radionz.co.nz)
12.37 Standing Room Only with Lynn
Freeman Including: 1.10 At the Movies with
Simon Morris; 3.04 The Drama Hour: Voices of
Gallipoli (standingroomonly@radionz.co.nz)
4.06 The Sunday Feature Selfies in the
Galleries: Kim Hill chairs a discussion about
taking “selfies” with artwork.
5.00 The 5 O’Clock Report
5.11 Spiritual Outlook (RNZ)
(spiritual@radionz.co.nz)
5.40 Te Waonui a Te Manu Korihi (RNZ)
6.06 Te Ahi Kaa (RNZ)
(teahikaa@radionz.co.nz)
7.05 One in Five (RNZ)
(oneinfive@radionz.co.nz)
8.06 Sounds Historical with Jim Sullivan
(RNZ) (history@radionz.co.nz)
10.12 Mediawatch (RNZ)
(mediawatch@radionz.co.nz)
11.04 Hidden Treasures 12.04am All Night
Programme Including: 12.05 Music After
Midnight; 12.30 At the Movies with Simon
Morris (RNZ); 1.05 Te Ahi Kaa (RNZ); 2.30 NZ
Music Feature (RNZ); 3.05 Penguin Park, by J
Edward Brown (RNZ); 5.10 War Report (RNZ)
RNZ Concert
News and Weather 6.00, 8.00, 9.00am, noon,
3.00, 6.00, 11.00pm
6.00 Sanctuary Music for the spirit and soul
7.30 Hymns on Sunday (RNZ)
8.00 Grace Notes
9.00 Christmastide
10.00 Brilliant Brass (RNZ)
11.00 The Works Mozart, Rachmaninov
Noon The Critic’s Choice
1.00 Vintage Years
2.00 The Sunday Feature The Isle Is Full of
Noises: Bali, the Gamelan and Walter Spies
(2 of 2, RNZ)
3.00 Young New Zealand The Big Sing 2015:
Highlights from National Finale (8 of 9, RNZ)
4.05 Grimaud plays Brahms Piano Concerto
No 1 in D minor Op 15, Hélène Grimaud (pno),
Bavarian Radio Orch/Andris Nelsons
5.00 New Horizons Christmas Special (RNZ)
6.00 Opera on Sunday St Cecilia National
Academy Chorus & Orch/Antonio Pappano 2
Verdi’s Aida
8.40 Land of the Pharaohs Arensky: Egyptian
Nights, Overture; Rameau: L’Egyptienne; J
Strauss II: Egyptian March Op 335
9.00 From the New Zealand Collection
Radio Live
6.00 Mark Sainsbury 11.00 Andrew Petterson Noon
Hamish McKay 6.00 3 News 7.00 Vaughn Davis 8.00
Graeme Hill 12.00am Emma Lange 5.00 James
Coleman
Newstalk ZB
6.00 Peter Wolfkamp 7.00 Ruud’s Awakening 8.00
Daniel McHardy 9.00 Andrew Dickens Noon Tony
Veitch 6.00 Jax & Sam 7.30 John Cowan 8.00 Tim
Roxborogh & Tim Wilson 11.00 Mike King: The
Nutters Club 1.00 Gary Denvir
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TV1
TV2
FREEVIEW 1 SKY 001
(G, R, C)
7.00 60 Minute Makeover with
Peter Andre (G, C)
8.00 Dickinson’s Real Deal (G, R)
9.00 Infomercials
10.00 The Ellen DeGeneres
Show (G, R, C) Today: Kat
Dennings.
11.00 The Chase (G, R, C)
Noon ■ Whanau Living (G, R, HD)
12.30 Emmerdale (C) Today:
Ashley’s mistake has
consequences; Kerry fears
for her future; and Rhona
pushes ahead with plans to
adopt.
1.30 Coronation Street (R, C, AD)
Today: Peter gets a
Valentine’s Day surprise;
Eileen suspects that Todd
is a wolf in sheep’s clothing;
and Anna wonders what
Phelan is up to.
2.00 May the Best House Win
(G, R)
2.55 Tipping Point (G) UK
gameshow in which four
contestants compete against
a machine.
3.55 Te Karere (C)
4.25 The Chase (G, C)
5.25 Millionaire Hot Seat (G, C)
With Eddie McGuire.
6.00 ONE News (C)
7.00 ■ The Chase Australia
(G, C) Andrew O’Keefe
hosts a gameshow in which
contestants race to answer
quiz questions correctly to
avoid being caught by The
Chaser.
8.00 Border Security
International (PGR, C)
Tonight: Engineering
students carry out an
unusual experiment, and a
construction worker’s story
has no foundation.
8.30 Criminal Minds
(AO, R, C, AD) Route 66:
Hotch collapses and is
rushed to the hospital
suffering from complications
resulting from his stabbing
by the Reaper, and the
team search for a missing
teenager in Kansas, who
they believe was kidnapped
by her ex-con father.
9.30 ■ Born to Kill? (AO, C) UK
true crime series. Aileen
Wuornos: A profile of the
woman who murdered six
men along Florida highways
between 1989 and 1990.
10.30 ONE News Tonight (C)
11.00 ■ Major Crimes (AO, R, C)
Season two of the US
crime drama series. Rules
of Engagement: A drive-by
shooting appears to be a
case of gang violence.
12.35am Te Karere (R, C)
1.00 Infomercials
5.05 Impact for Life
5.35 – 6.00 Te Karere (R, C)
6.00 Creflo Dollar Ministries
6.30 Transformers Rescue Bots
(G, C)
6.55 Grizzly Tales (G, R, C)
7.20 Ben 10: Omniverse (G, R, C)
7.45 SpongeBob SquarePants
(G, R, C)
8.10 Austin & Ally (G, R, C)
8.35 Kickin’ It (G, R, C)
9.00 Infomercials
10.30 Baby Daddy (PGR, C)
11.30 Hope & Faith (G, R, C)
12.30 ■ Christmas with Holly
(2012, G, R, C) Traumatised
by her mother’s death, a sixyear-old girl stops talking.
Mauralea Austin.
2.20 Regular Show (G, R, C)
2.30 The Ellen DeGeneres Show
(G, C)
3.30 The Jungle Bunch: News
Beat (G, R, C)
3.35 Jamie’s Got Tentacles (G, C)
4.05 ■ Arthur and the Revenge
of Maltazard (2009, G, R, C)
A boy re-enters a magical
tiny world after he
receives a distress call.
Freddie Highmore, voices of
Selena Gomez, Lou Reed,
Mia Farrow, Jimmy Fallon.
6.00 Friends (G, R, C) The
One with Unagi: Chandler
and Monica agree to give
each other homemade
presents for their six-month
anniversary.
6.30 The Middle (G, R, C) The
Clover: Misfortune plagues
Brick after he finds a
four-leaf clover, and Axl is
horrified when his friend
Darrin asks Sue to the prom.
7.00 ■ The Santa Clause 2
(2002, G, R, C) After
spending nearly 10 years
as Santa Claus, a man must
find a bride if he wishes to
retain the position. Tim Allen,
Judge Reinhold, Elizabeth
Mitchell, David Krumholtz.
9.00 ■ Delivery Man (2013, AO, C)
A man discovers he has
fathered 533 children
through anonymous sperm
donations. Vince Vaughn,
Chris Pratt, Cobie Smulders.
11.10 2 Broke Girls (PGR, R, C)
And the Free Money:
Max and Caroline head to
the racetrack as guests
of Sophie’s new bookie
boyfriend.
11.40 Confessions of a Male
Stripper (AO, R, C) A look at
male stripping in the UK and
the private lives of the men
whose job is to bare all.
12.40am Go Girls
(AO, R, HD, C, AD)
1.35 Infomercials
2.35 The Originals (AO, R)
3.25 Supernatural (AO, R, C)
4.10 The Vampire Diaries
(AO, R, C)
4.55 Regular Show (G, R, C)
5.05 Joey (G, R, C)
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TV3
FREEVIEW 2 SKY 002
FREEVIEW 3 SKY 003
6.00 Infomercials
7.00 The Dr Oz Show (G, R, HD)
7.50 The Ricki Lake Show
(G, R, HD)
8.40 The Queen Latifah Show
(G, HD)
9.35 Infomercials
11.35 Baggage (PGR, HD)
Noon ■ Twelve Trees of Christmas
(2013, G, R, HD, C)
1.55 ■ Home Alone 3
(1997, G, R, HD, C) A kid who
is home alone discovers a
top-secret computer chip.
Alex D Linz.
4.05 The Biggest Loser Families
(G, HD, C)
5.00 Survivor: Cambodia –
Second Chance (G, HD)
6.00 3 News
7.00 Road Cops (PGR, R, HD, C)
Tonight: A boy-racer lands
himself in hot water.
7.30 Grand Designs (G, R, C) The
Christmas Farm, Newbury:
Two city dwellers move to
the country.
8.30 Shark Tank (HD, C)
Australian series in which
inventors pitch to successful
business people.
9.30 ■ Caught on Camera
(AO, HD, C) UK series hosted
by Nick Wallis. Muggings and
Mayhem: The Met’s police
helicopter India99 is called to
the Thames to help rescue a
woman jumper and her two
daughters.
10.30 ■ Bouncers (AO, R, C)
Tonight: Curtis tries to keep
control through mutual
respect.
11.30 Infomercials
5.30am – 6.00 City Impact Church
(R)
FOUR
FREEVIEW 4 SKY 012
6.00 Children’s Programmes 10.05
Infomercials 2.00 Sesame Street
(G, R) 2.55 Pingu (G, R) 3.00 Sticky
TV 4.30 Mr Young (G, R) 5.00 It
Only Hurts When I Laugh (G, R)
5.30 Life’s Funniest Moments
(G, R) 6.00 Punk’d (G, R) 6.30
How I Met Your Mother (G, R) The
Drunk Train: Barney realises he has
finally met his match. 7.00 The
Simpsons (G, R, C) She of Little
Faith: Lisa searches for a new faith.
7.30 Sunny Skies (PGR, C) Tonight:
Deano unravels the secrets of Cabin
13. 8.00 The Goldbergs (PGR, R)
La Biblioteca Es Libros?: Beverly
arranges for Adam’s teacher to
tutor him in Spanish, a class she
can’t believe he is failing. 8.30 ■
The Beverly Hillbillies (1993, PGR, R)
When a hillbilly family strike oil,
their newfound fortune enables
them to move to Beverly Hills. Cloris
Leachman, Jim Varney, Diedrich
Bader. 10.25 House of Cards
(AO, R) Chapter 12: Francis finds
herself in the middle of a power
play. 11.30 Entertainment Tonight
(G) 11.55 – 6.00am Infomercials
Prime: Marco Pierre White’s
Kitchen Wars, 8.30pm
PRIME
FREEVIEW 10 SKY 004
6.00
6.30
7.00
7.30
Noon
1.00
Home Shopping
The Crowd Goes Wild (G, R)
Deal or No Deal (G, R)
Home Shopping
The Doctors (G)
The Tonight Show Starring
Jimmy Fallon (PGR, R)
2.00 Psych (PGR, R)
(G, R)
3.30 Antiques Roadshow (G, R)
4.30 Hot Bench (G)
5.00 Deal or No Deal (G)
5.30 Prime News
6.00 Escape to the Country (G)
7.00 Modern Family (PGR, R)
7.30 Best of Top Gear (PGR)
Tonight: British cars.
8.30 ■ Marco Pierre White’s
Kitchen Wars (G) Marco
Pierre White leads a
search for the UK’s best
restaurateurs.
9.30 Mayday (G) Tonight:
A Marine Corps jet fighter
slams into a civilian DC-9.
Lanka, second test, day four.
11.00 The Tonight Show Starring
Jimmy Fallon (PGR)
12.00am – 6.00 Home Shopping
MAORI
FREEVIEW 5 SKY 019
(G, R)
8.30 Te Kaea (R)
Noon Korero Mai (G, R)
2.00 Ako (G, R)
3.30 Pukoro (G, R)
(G)
5.00 Matika (G, R)
5.30 Te Kaea
6.00 Nga Pari Karangaranga
(G, R)
6.30 Ako (G, R)
7.00 Te Kaea (R)
7.30 Te Matatini 2015 – Toi
Whakaari (R)
8.00 ■ Karanga the First Voice
(G)
8.30 Native Affairs 2015 Summer
Series
9.30 Firefly (AO, R)
10.30 Te Kaea (R)
11.00 – 11.30 Paepae (G, R)
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MONDAY DECEMBER 21
7.35
6.40 Selma (2014, M)
David Oyelowo.
8.50 Match (2014, 16)
Patrick Stewart.
10.20 Big Driver (2014, 16)
Maria Bello.
Sarah Drew.
(2014, M) Kirsten Dunst.
3.05 Selma (2014, M)
David Oyelowo.
5.15 Mini-series: Hindenburg: The
Last Flight (2011, M, parts1&2)
An engineer uncovers
a plot to blow up the
Hindenburg as it prepares
for its maiden voyage.
Maximilian Simonischek.
8.30 The Face of Love (2013, M)
A widow falls in love again.
Annette Bening, Ed Harris.
10.05 Every Day (2010, 16) A man
deals with life’s challenges.
Liev Schreiber, Helen Hunt.
11.40 Conduct Unbecoming
(2011, PG) A marine is
charged with murdering
civilians. Corey Sevier.
1.20am Mini-series: Hindenburg: The
Last Flight (2011, M, parts 1&2) 4.30
Every Day (2010, 16)
Griffin Dunne.
Peter Fonda.
Arnold Schwarzenegger.
10.55 Cold Sweat (1970, M)
Charles Bronson.
12.30 Woman Times Seven
(1967, PG) Shirley MacLaine.
2.15 Joe Kidd (1972, M)
Clint Eastwood.
3.40 Tender Mercies (1983, PG)
Robert Duvall.
5.10 Tom Horn (1980, PG)
A gunfighter is hired to
hunt down cattle rustlers.
Steve McQueen.
6.45 Monty Python’s the Meaning
of Life (1983, 16) A series
of sketches that look at life.
Graham Chapman.
8.30 Murder in the First (1995, 18)
In the early 1940s, a young
lawyer defends a prisoner.
Kevin Bacon, Christian Slater.
10.30 Hart’s War (2002, M) Bruce
Willis, Colin Farrell.
12.45am Fast Times at Ridgemont
High (1982, 18) 2.15 Jaws: The Inside
Story (PG) 3.50 The Green Berets
(1968, PG)
Dracula Untold (2014, M)
Dominic Cooper.
Steve Carell.
Turtles (2014, M) Megan Fox.
2.30 Dracula Untold (2014, M)
Dominic Cooper.
5.35 Shadow Witness (2012, M)
Kevin Sorbo, Elaine Hendrix.
6.55 The Opposite Sex (2014, 16)
An attorney and a woman
enter into a series of wagers.
Mena Suvari.
8.30 Housebound (2014, M)
A criminal who is sentenced
to home detention moves
in with her mum, but a
spectre isn’t happy about
the arrangement. Morgana
O’Reilly, Rima Te Wiata.
10.25 Unbroken (2014, M) Based
on the story of of US
Olympian Louie Zamperini.
Jack O’Connell.
12.40am Roadside (2013, 16) 2.00
Shadow Witness (2012, M) 3.20
BAFTA: A Life in Pictures – Tim
Burton (PG) 3.50 Housebound
(2014, M) 5.40 Unbroken (2014, M)
GENERAL
UKTV SKY 007
6.10 Would I Lie to You? (PG) 7.40 The Bill (M) 9.20
Pointless (PG) 10.10 The Graham Norton Show (M)
11.50 Critical (16) 12.45 Ripper Street (16) 1.40 New
Tricks (M) 2.35 Inspector Morse (M) 4.25 The Bill
(M) 6.05 Pointless (PG) 7.00 EastEnders (PG) 7.30
8 Out of 10 Cats (M) 7.55 QI (M) Christmas Special:
With panellists David Tennant, Bill Bailey and Lee
Mack. 8.30 New Tricks (M) The Rock (Part 1): Lane’s
future at UCOS is threatened by a death in custody
that emerges from his past. 9.30 DCI Banks (16) Dry
Bones That Dream (Part 2). DCI Banks investigates
the murder of an accountant at the hands of a
professional hitman. 11.15 Would I Lie to You? (PG)
11.25 The Graham Norton Show (M) Tonight: Tom
Cruise, Gerard Butler, Olga Kurylenko and Paramore.
12.15am The Bill (M) 1.35 Keeping Up Appearances
(PG) 2.05 Inspector Morse (M) 3.50 Foyle’s War (M)
5.35 Bad Education (M)
Living SKY 017
6.00 Harbour Lives 6.25 Antiques Roadtrip 7.15
Escape to the Country 8.05 The Super-Rich and Us
9.05 The French Collection 10.05 The Great Interior
Design Challenge 11.05 Antiques Roadtrip Noon
Fallout (2013, M)
Australian documentary.
8.55 God’s Pocket (2014, 16)
(2014, M) Paddy Considine.
11.55 A Letter to Momo (2011, PG)
Karen Miyama.
1.55 Stop at Nothing: The Lance
Armstrong Story (2014, M)
US documentary.
3.40 Exhibition (2013, M) Viv
Albertine.
5.25 The Infinite Man (2014, M)
Josh McConville, Hannah
Marshall.
6.50 Lucky Them (2013, M) Toni
Collette, Thomas Haden
Church.
8.30 Marshland (2014, 16) Two
detectives who are at odds
try to track down a serial
killer. Javier Gutierrez, Raul
Arevalo.
10.20 The Quiet Ones (2014, 16)
Jared Harris, Sam Claflin.
12.00am The Spirit of 45 (2013,
PG) 1.40 Exhibition (2013, M) 3.25
Lucky Them (2013, M) 5.05 Stop
at Nothing: The Lance Armstrong
Story (M)
SoHo SKY 010
6.00 Benny Hinn 6.30 Buying the Bayou 7.00
Cook the Books 7.30 The Auction House 8.30
Great British Garden Revival 9.30 24 Hour Parcel
People 10.30 Tropic of Capricorn 11.30 Made in Italy
with Silvia Colloca Noon Sarah Beeny’s Rise Hall
Christmas Special 1.00 The Auction House 2.00
24 Hour Parcel People 3.00 The Roux Scholarship
4.00 Natural World: An Unexpected Wilderness
5.00 Jamie’s Family Christmas 5.30 Christmas
with Poh 6.00 Salvage Hunters 7.00 Beverly Hills
Pawn 7.30 Simon Reeve’s Caribbean 8.30 Extreme
Railway Journeys 9.30 Kindness Diaries 10.00
Getaway 10.30 Beverly Hills Pawn 11.00 Jamie’s
Family Christmas 11.30 Christmas with Poh 12.00am
House Crashers 12.30 Benny Hinn 1.00 The Roux
Scholarship 2.00 Natural World: An Unexpected
Wilderness 3.00 Salvage Hunters 4.00 Simon
Reeve’s Caribbean 5.00 Extreme Railway Journeys
7.25
Rialto: Marshland, 8.30pm
Escape to the Country 12.50 The Super-Rich and
Us 1.50 The Shelbourne 2.20 Long Lost Family 3.15
Grand Designs 4.10 Back in Time for Dinner 5.05
Cash in the Attic 6.00 Zoo Days (M) 6.30 Antiques
Roadshow 7.30 Homes Under the Hammer 8.30
Selling Houses Australia 9.30 Kirstie’s Homemade
Christmas 10.30 Nick Knowles’ Original Features
11.30 Grand Designs 12.30am Cash in the Attic
1.20 Antiques Roadshow 2.20 Homes Under the
Hammer 3.20 Nick Knowles’ Original Features 4.10
Grand Designs 5.05 The Shelbourne 5.35 The Dales
with Ade Edmondson
Sky Arts SKY 020
6.00 Front and Center: JJ Grey & Mofro 7.00 Live
from the Artists Den 8.00 Book Club, The 8.30
The Book Club 9.00 In the Footsteps of Famous
Composers 9.55 Pipers of the Trenches 10.50 Other
Voices 11.40 Neil McCormick’s Needle Time 12.30
Jeff Beck: Live in Tokyo 2.00 Front and Center: JJ
Grey & Mofro 3.00 Live from the Artists Den 4.00
Art Dealer: Ernst Beyeler 5.00 First Passion 6.00
Hors D’oeuvre 6.30 Inside the National Trust 8.00
Churches: How to Read Them 8.30 Ballet Evening
at the Paris Opera 9.50 Daphnis Et Chloe 10.50 100
Yen: The Japanese Arcade Experience 12.00am
Art Dealer: Ernst Beyeler 1.00 First Passion 2.00
Hors D’oeuvre 2.30 Inside the National Trust 4.00
Churches: How to Read Them 4.30 Ballet Evening at
the Paris Opera 5.50 Daphnis Et Chloe
6.40 Queer as Folk (18) 7.30 The Affair (16) 8.30
Deadwood (16) 9.20 From the Earth to the Moon
(M) 10.20 ■ Nightingale (2014, 16) David Oyelowo.
11.40 Homeland (16) 12.30 The Affair (16) 1.30
Banshee (18) 2.15 Blunt Talk (16) 2.45 From the
Earth to the Moon (M) 3.45 Deadwood (16) 4.35
Sex&Drugs&Rock&Roll (16) 5.05 Blunt Talk (16)
5.35 ■ Nightingale (2014, 16) A lonely war veteran
psychologically unravels ahead of an old friend’s
impending visit. David Oyelowo. 6.55 Banshee (18)
Armies of One: Jason’s past catches up to him.
7.40 Homeland (16) Our Man in Damascus: Carrie
follows a lead. 8.30 Homeland (16) A False Glimmer:
The clock runs out. 9.20 ■ Bessie (2015, M) Based
on the life of blues singer Bessie Smith, who went
on to become one of the most successful artists of
the 20th Century. Queen Latifah, Michael Kenneth
Williams, Bryan Greenberg. 11.10 Banshee (18) Ways
to Bury a Man: An enraged Lucas decides to go
after Kai. 12.00am Deadwood (16) 12.50 American
Horror Story: Hotel (18) 1.40 Homeland (16) 3.20 ■
Bessie (2015, M) 5.10 American Horror Story: Hotel
(18)
6.00 BBC World News 6.30 World Business Report
8.00 BBC World News 8.30 BBC Business Live 9.00
BBC World News 9.30 HARDtalk 10.00 BBC World
News 10.30 World Business Report 10.45 Sport
Today 11.00 GMT 1.00 BBC Impact 2.30 World
Business Report 2.45 Sport Today 3.00 Global with
Matthew Amroliwala 4.30 HARDtalk 5.00 Outside
Source 5.30 BBC Focus on Africa 6.00 BBC World
News 6.30 World Business Report 6.45 Sport Today
7.00 World News Today 7.30 Sport Today 8.00 BBC
Business Live 8.30 HARDtalk 9.00 Outside Source
10.00 BBC World News America 11.00 Newsday
11.30 Asia Business Report 11.45 Sport Today
12.00am Newsday 12.30 Asia Business Report
12.45 Sport Today 1.00 Newsday 1.30 Asia Business
Report 1.45 Sport Today 2.00 BBC World News
2.30 Asia Business Report 2.45 Sport Today 3.00
BBC World News 3.30 Our World 4.00 BBC World
News 4.30 HARDtalk 5.00 BBC World News 5.30
World Business Report 5.45 BBC World News
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MONDAY DECEMBER 21
SPORT
RADIO
Sky Sport 1 SKY 051
RNZ National
6.00 Soccer, ASB Premiership, WaiBOP United
v Auckland City FC. 8.00 Cricket, Black Caps v
Sri Lanka, second test, day three, last 2 hours.
day four, live. 12.35 The Cricket Show 1.05 Cricket,
Black Caps v Sri Lanka, second test, day four, live.
6.00 Cricket, T20 Big Bash, Stars v Thunder. 6.30
Golf Central 7.30 Fox Sports News 8.00 NBL,
Breakers v Hawks. 8.30 Fifa Club World Cup, final.
11.00 Fifa Club World Cup, third-place playoff.
1.00am Isle of Man TT: The Beginners Guide 2.00
V8 Life 2.30 Red Bull Drift Shifters 3.00 The ITM
Fishing Show 4.00 A-League Highlights Show
4.30 The Football League Show 5.00 NZ Football
Weekly 5.30 A-League, Phoenix v Sydney FC.
Sky Sport 2 SKY 052
6.00 Surfing, 7.00 Cricket, Black Caps v Sri Lanka,
second test, day three. 7.30 The Cricket Show 8.00
Darts, World C’ship, day four, live. Noon Fox Sports
News 12.30 Sky Sports UK News 1.00 Isle of Man
TT: The Beginners Guide 2.00 Golf Central 3.00
Chelsea TV 6.00 Surfing, men’s World League, J
Bay Open, day 10. 7.00 V8 Life 7.30 Isle of Man
TT: The Beginners Guide 8.35 Cricket, T20 Big
Bash League, game four, Sydney Sixers v Hobart
Hurricanes. 9.05 Cricket, T20 Big Bash League,
game six, Perth Scorchers v Adelaide Strikers, live.
12.35am Chelsea TV 3.30 Fox Sports News 4.00
Basketball, NBL, round 11, NZ Breakers v Illawarra
Hawks.
BBC Knowledge: Wastemen, 8.30pm
Weekly 8.30 The ITM Fishing Show 9.30 NZ
Football Weekly 10.00 Cricket, Black Caps v Sri
Lanka, second test, day four. 10.30 Red Bull Drift
Shifters 11.00 Fox Sports News 11.30 The ITM
Fishing Show 12.30am Cricket, Black Caps v Sri
Lanka, second test, day four. 1.00 Golf Central 2.00
Fox Sports News 2.30 Cricket, Black Caps v Sri
Lanka, second test, day four. 3.00 Cricket, T20 Big
Bash League, game six, Perth Scorchers v Adelaide
Strikers. 3.30 Cricket, T20 Big Bash League,
game four, Sydney Sixers v Hobart Hurricanes. 4.00
Stars v Sydney Thunder. 4.30 Cricket, Black Caps v
Sri Lanka, second test, day four. 5.00 Isle of Man TT:
The Beginners Guide
ESPN SKY 061
6.00 Cricket, T20 Big Bash League, game four,
Sydney Sixers v Hobart Hurricanes, replay. 9.30
Stars v Sydney Thunder, replay. 1.00 Surfing, 2.00
Hawks. 4.00 Manchester United TV 7.00 Soccer,
A-League, round 11, Phoenix v Sydney FC. 7.30 NZ
Football Weekly 8.00 UEFA Champions League
6.00 NFL Countdown 7.00 NFL Redzone 1.30
SportsCenter 2.15 Gridiron, NFL, Cincinnati Bengals
v San Francisco 49ers, live. 5.30 SportsCenter
6.30 SportsCenter 8.00 Gridiron, NCAA, Royal
Purple Las Vegas Bowl, delayed. 10.00 ESPN FC
11.00 Bowling, Professional Bowlers Association
League, replay. 12.00am NBA Finals Films 1.00
SportsCenter 2.00 ESPN FC 3.00 Gridiron, NFL,
Cincinnati Bengals v San Francisco 49ers. 5.30
Spirit of Yachting
DOCUMENTARIES
History SKY 073
Sky Sport 3 SKY 053
6.00 Tickle (M) 6.30 Deadliest Catch (PG) 7.30
Gold Rush (PG) 8.30 MythBusters (PG) 9.25 The
Definitive Guide to Aliens (PG) 10.20 Unravelling
the Cosmos (PG) 11.15 I’d Kill for You (M) 12.10 Web
of Lies (M) 1.05 Deadline: Crime with Tamron Hall
(M) 2.00 Running Wild with Bear Grylls (M) 2.55
How Do They Do It? (PG) 3.25 Auction Hunters
(PG) 3.50 Gold Rush (PG) 4.45 The Definitive
Guide to Aliens (PG) 5.40 MythBusters (PG) 6.35
Treehouse Masters (PG) 7.30 Auction Hunters
(PG) 8.30 Secret Space Escapes (PG) 9.30 You
Have Been Warned (PG) 10.30 How It’s Made (PG)
11.30 Gold Rush (PG) 12.30am Who the (Bleep)
Did I Marry? (M) 1.25 Deadly Sins (M) 2.20 Auction
6.30 Hunting Hitler (PG) 7.30 Biblical Conspiracies
(PG) 8.30 Sex and the Church (PG) 9.30 The
Secrets of Quantum Physics (PG) 10.30 The Unseen
Time Team Specials (PG) 11.30 Magna Carta with
David Starkey (PG) 12.30 Last Days of the Nazis (M)
1.30 Hunting Hitler (PG) 2.30 Dangerous Missions
(PG) 3.30 Defenders of the Sky: The Airfield (PG)
4.30 Riddles of the Bible (PG) 5.30 The History of
Christianity (PG) 6.30 Tomb of Christ (PG) 7.30
Egypt’s Lost Queens (PG) 8.30 New Secrets of the
Terracotta Warriors (PG) 9.30 The Story of British
Pathe (PG) 10.30 Suffragettes Forever: Women
and Power (PG) 11.30 Jesus Conspiracies (PG)
12.30am Dangerous Missions (PG) 1.30 Defenders
of the Sky: The Airfield (PG) 2.30 Dogfights (PG)
3.30 Unsealed: Alien Files (PG) 4.00 Egypt’s Lost
Queens (PG) 4.45 New Secrets of the Terracotta
Warriors (PG) 5.30 The Story of British Pathe (PG)
Discovery SKY 070
6.00 Do or Die (PG) 6.30 The Known Universe 7.30
Megastructures 8.30 Wicked Tuna North Vs South
(M) 9.30 10 Ways to End the World (PG) 11.30
Outback Wrangler (PG) Noon Brain Games (PG)
12.30 Air Crash Investigations (PG) 1.30 Convoy:
War for the Atlantic (PG) 5.30 Hitler’s Jurassic
Monsters (M) 6.30 Science of Stupid (M) 7.00
Hacking the System (PG) 7.30 Hiroshima: The Next
Day (M) 8.30 War Heroes of the Skies (PG) Total
War: The Lancaster bombers. 9.30 Explorer: The
Cult of Mary (M) A look at the conflict between
mystical experience and organised religion. 10.30
Air Crash Investigations (PG) 11.30 Drugs Inc. (M)
12.30am Air Crash Investigations (PG) 1.30 Inside
Combat Rescue (M) 2.30 Inside the American Mob
(M) 3.30 Air Crash Investigations (PG) 4.30 World’s
Toughest Fixes (PG) 5.30 Science of Stupid (M)
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6.15 Superheroes: A Never-Ending Battle (PG) 9.15
Who Do You Think You Are? (PG) 11.05 Eggheads
(PG) 11.35 Top Gear USA (PG) 12.20 Traffic Cops
(M) 1.20 Top Gear (PG) 2.15 Who Do You Think You
Are? US (PG) Chris O’Donnell. 3.00 Embarrassing
Bodies (M) 3.50 Eggheads (PG) 4.20 Top Gear (PG)
6.25 Traffic Cops (M) 7.30 Demolition: The Wrecking
Crew (M) Tonight: Hull’s tallest building has to
come down. 8.30 Wastemen (M) Big Problems
Big Solutions: Giant incinerators turn rubbish into
electricity. 9.30 Mud, Sweat & Gears (M) 10.25 Traffic
Cops (M) 11.30 Top Gear (M) 12.35am Top Gear USA
(PG) 1.20 Who Do You Think You Are? (PG) 2.15
Embarrassing Bodies (M) 3.05 Emergency Search
& Rescue (PG) 3.30 Lonely Planet: Best in China
(PG) 3.40 Demolition: The Wrecking Crew (M) 4.35
Wastemen (M) 5.30 Mud, Sweat & Gears (M)
6.00 Morning Report Including: 6.16 and 6.50
Business News; 6.18 Pacific News; 6.26 Rural
News; 6.48 and 7.45 NZ Newspapers
9.06 Nine to Noon with Kathryn Ryan
Including: 10.45 The Reading: Twelve-day
wonder, by David Hill (ninetonoon@radionz.
co.nz)
Noon Midday Report Including: 12.16 Business
News; 12.26 Sport; 12.34 Rural News; 12.43
Worldwatch
1.06 Jesse Mulligan (RNZ)
(jesse@radionz.co.nz)
4.06 The Panel with Jim Mora (RNZ)
(thepanel@radionz.co.nz)
5.00 Checkpoint (checkpoint@radionz.co.nz)
7.06 Nights with Bryan Crump
Including: 7.30 Best of Upbeat (RNZ); 8.13
Windows on the World; 9.30 Insight (RNZ)
(nights@radionz.co.nz)
10.00 News and Late Edition
11.06 Folk Alley Elena See presents a selection
of traditional and contemporary folk
(8 of 13, PRX)
Music After Midnight; 12.30 Spectrum (RNZ);
1.05 From the World (RNZ); 2.05 Night Lights
Classic Jazz: After the Vanguard: The Return of
Bill Evans (6 of 12, PRX) 3.05 When Christmas
Comes Early, by Sue Emms (RNZ); 3.30 An
Author’s View (RNZ); 5.10 Witness (BBC)
RNZ Concert
News and Weather 6.00, 7.00, 8.00, 9.00,
10.00am, noon, 3.00, 5.00, 6.00, 10.00pm
6.00 Classic Morning with Rick Young
Including: 9.00 Christmastide – Music for the
Christmas season
10.00 Weekday Classics with Clarissa
Dunn Including: Noon Recent Releases; 1.00
Afternoon Requests (Box 123, Wellington or
2.00 Upbeat with Eva Radich (RNZ)
3.00 Classic Afternoons with David Morriss
Including: CD Masters; 4.00 Made in New
Zealand
7.00 Appointment Hodies: Brian Kay looks at
settings of the Latin text Hodie Christus Natus
Est (Today Christ is born), originally sung
as antiphon to the Magnificat at Vespers on
Christmas Day (RNZ)
8.00 Music Alive Rhythm and Resonance:
Diedre Irons, Michael Endres (pno duo),
Thomas Guldborg, Lenny Sakofsky
(percussion) – Mozart: Sonata in D for two
pianos K448; Ravel arr Guldborg: Le Tombeau
de Couperin; Bartók: Sonata for two pianos
& percussion; Lutosławski arr Ptaszynska:
Variations on a Theme of Paganini (RNZ)
9.30 Music for Christmas By Telemann and J
Stamitz
Radio Live
6.00 Duncan Garner 9.00 Mitch Harris Noon Karyn
Hay 3.00 David Slack 6.00 3 News 7.00 Miles Davis
12.00am Emma Lange 5.00 James Coleman
Newstalk ZB
6.00 Jack Tame 8.30 Leighton Smith Noon Danny
Watson 4.00 Larry Williams 7.00 Mark Watson
Sportstalk 8.00 Kerre McIvor 12.00am Bruce Russell
5.00 Rachel Smalley
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TUESDAY DECEMBER 22
TV1
TV2
FREEVIEW 1 SKY 001
(G, R, C)
7.00 Peter Andre’s 60 Minute
Makeover (G, C)
9.00 Infomercials
(G, R, C) Today: Andy
Samberg.
Noon Whanau Living (G, R, HD)
Today: Top chef Sara
Simpson joins Stacey with
two child-friendly meals.
12.30 Emmerdale (PGR, C) Today:
Bob struggles to keep
Ashley’s secret as Harriet’s
heart breaks; Joanie is
thrown by Zak’s suggestion;
and Cain bonds with Kyle.
Today: Peter and Tina
can’t resist any longer, and
Todd manages to get his
Valentine’s date.
(G, R)
2.55 Tipping Point (G) Quizshow
hosted by Ben Shephard.
3.55 Te Karere (C)
4.25 The Chase (G, C) Hosted by
Bradley Walsh.
Gameshow hosted by Eddie
McGuire.
6.00 ONE News (C)
7.00 The Chase Australia (G, C)
Contestants race to answer
avoid being caught by the
Chaser.
8.00 The Secret World of Lego
(G, C, AD) UK special that
goes inside Lego’s secretive
headquarters in Billund,
Denmark, to see how Lego
pieces are manufactured and
meet some of the people
who design the popular
construction toy.
9.05 One Born Every Minute UK
(AO, C) Tonight: A woman
who thought she could
never have children checks
into the labour ward to have
her miracle baby.
10.05 Nigel Latta: Is Sugar the
New Fat? (G, R, HD, C)
Psychologist Nigel Latta
takes a look into the
question of whether
too much sugar can be
dangerous.
11.35 ■ Happy Families (AO, R, C)
UK reality show that follows
the day-to-day life of four
families for one week.
12.30am ■ Crime Secrets of …
(AO, R, C) Pickpockets
Abroad: Pickpocket gangs
often hail from Eastern
Europe.
1.45 Infomercials
5.05 Faith in Action
5.35 – 6.00 Te Karere (R, C)
(G, C)
(G, R, C)
9.00 Infomercials
11.00 The Voice Australia
(PGR, R, C)
12.30 ■ Lovestruck: The Musical
(2013, PGR, R, C) Sara
Paxton, Jane Seymour.
2.10 Regular Show (PGR, R, C)
(G, C) Today: Carrie Fisher
and Idina Menzel.
Beat (G, R, C)
4.00 ■ Arthur 3: The War of the
Two Worlds (2010, G, R, C)
Arthur must help the tiny
Minimoys fight an evil
emperor. Freddie Highmore,
voices of Lou Reed, Selena
Gomez, Mia Farrow, Iggy
Pop, Jimmy Fallon.
6.00 Friends (G, R, C)
Telling: A disapproving Mike
learns Frankie has managed
to get Brick to snitch on his
siblings.
7.00 ■ The Santa Clause 3:
The Escape Clause
(2006, G, R, C) Santa Claus
must contend with Jack
Frost, who is trying to take
his job, while dealing with
troublesome in-laws. Tim
Allen, Elizabeth Mitchell,
Martin Short, Abigail Breslin,
Judge Reinhold.
8.50 ■ The Other Guys
(2010, AO, R, C, AD)
Two desk-bound New York
City detectives decide
to become heroes in the
wake of the death of
their idols and uncover
a dangerous conspiracy
while investigating a permit
violation. Will Ferrell, Mark
Wahlberg, Eva Mendes.
And the First Degree:
Caroline decides to help Max
get her high-school diploma
and reconnect with her
estranged mother.
11.30 The Whispers (AO) Darkest
Fears: A plan is put into
place to trap Drill and
attempt to drain away its
energy.
12.30am Body of Proof (AO, R, C)
1.20 Infomercials
(AO, R, C)
(PGR, R)
5.05 Joey (G, R, C)
TV3
FREEVIEW 2 SKY 002
FREEVIEW 3 SKY 003
6.00 Infomercials
(G, R, HD)
(G, HD)
9.35 Infomercials
Noon ■ Finding Mrs Claus (2012,
PGR, HD, C) Mrs Claus goes
to Las Vegas to help a little
girl. Mira Sorvino.
2.00 ■ Home Alone 4
(2002, G, R, HD, C) A boy
defends his father’s mansion
from burglars. Michael
Weinberg.
(G, HD, C)
6.00 3 News
Tonight: Officers receive
reports of a burnout party.
7.30 Lip Sync Battle Christmas
Special (HD, C) A seasonal
special with guests Seth
Rogen, Joseph Gordon
Levitt and Anthony Mackie.
8.30 ■ Forrest Gump
(1994, AO, R, HD, C) A kindhearted yet simple-minded
man recalls the story of his
extraordinary life to anyone
who will listen, while he waits
for the bus to take him to his
true love. Tom Hanks, Robin
Wright, Sally Field. Films,
page 63
11.15 Motive (AO, R, HD, C) Fallen
Angel: A parish priest is
murdered.
12.15am – 6.00 Infomercials
FOUR
FREEVIEW 4 SKY 012
5.30 Life’s Funniest Moments (G, R)
6.00 Punk’d (G, R) 6.30 How I Met
Your Mother (G, R) No Pressure:
After Robin breaks up with Kevin,
Ted confesses his feelings to her,
and Barney searches for Marshall’s
sex tape. 7.00 The Simpsons
(G, R, C) ’Tis the Fifteenth Season:
Mr Burns hands out Christmas
bonuses at the power plant. 7.30
Face Off (PGR) Ancient Aliens:
The first individual Spotlight
Challenge revolves around the
world’s great wonders. 8.30 ■ The
Uninvited (2009, AO) A woman
returns home after a stint in a
mental institution, but her recovery
is hindered by her cruel stepmother
and aloof father. Emily Browning,
Arielle Kebbel, Elizabeth Banks.
10.25 Burn Notice (AO, R) Reunion:
Michael and Fiona hunt down the
person he believes is responsible
for sabotaging his last mission. 11.15
Entertainment Tonight (G) 11.40 –
6.00am Infomercials
TV2: The Other Guys,
8.50pm
PRIME
FREEVIEW 10 SKY 004
6.00
7.00
7.30
Noon
1.00
Home Shopping
Home Shopping
The Doctors (G)
2.00 Psych (PGR, R)
(G, R)
4.30 Hot Bench (G)
5.30 Prime News
7.30 Jamie & Jimmy’s Food Fight
Club (PGR, R) Germany:
British v German sausages,
and Gwyneth Paltrow cooks
pasta.
8.30 Prime Rocks: Jethro Tull
(AO) UK documentary about
the 40-year history of rock
band Jethro Tull.
Lanka, second test, day five.
Jimmy Fallon (PGR)
MAORI
FREEVIEW 5 SKY 019
(G, R)
8.30 Te Kaea (R)
2.00 Ako (G, R)
3.30 Pukoro (G, R)
(G)
5.00 Matika (G, R)
5.30 Te Kaea
6.00 Nga Pari Karangaranga (R)
6.30 Ako (G, R)
7.00 Te Kaea (R)
Whakaari (R)
8.00 Waiata (G)
8.30 Voices of the Land: Nga
Reo o te Whenua (G)
Documentary about Maori
instrumental traditions
featuring Richard Nunns and
Horomona Horo.
10.15 Te Kaea (R)
10.45 Kuia (G, R)
11.15 – 11.45 Paepae (G, R)
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TUESDAY DECEMBER 22
8.10
Annette Bening.
(2011, PG) Corey Sevier.
Last Flight (2011, M, parts1&2)
Annette Bening.
1.50 Every Day (2010, 16)
Liev Schreiber.
(2011, PG) Corey Sevier.
5.05 The Grand Seduction
(2013, M) Taylor Kitsch.
6.55 An Invisible Sign (2010, PG)
A lonely maths teacher helps
her students through their
own crises. Jessica Alba.
8.30 A Most Wanted Man
(2014, M) A German
intelligence officer tries to
enlist a Chechen refugee.
Philip Seymour Hoffman,
Willem Dafoe.
10.35 A Big Love Story (2012, M)
Robbie Kaller.
12.05am Mini-series: The Driver
(2014, 16, part 1) 1.40 The Grand
Seduction (2013, M) 3.30 An
Invisible Sign (2010, PG) 5.05
A Most Wanted Man (2014, M)
6.10 Directors: John Landis (PG)
6.40 Woman Times Seven
(1967, PG) Shirley MacLaine.
8.25 Hellfighters (1968, PG)
John Wayne.
10.25 Frenzy (1972, M) Jon Finch.
12.20 Directors: John Landis (PG)
12.50 Excalibur (1981, M)
Nigel Terry.
3.10 Repossessed (1990, M)
A priest successfully
exorcises a possessed child.
Leslie Nielsen.
4.35 Outland (1981, M) A federal
marshal is sent to a mining
colony. Sean Connery.
6.25 The Game (1997, M) A man
receives a live-action game.
Michael Douglas.
8.30 Dead Heat (2002, 16)
A retired cop becomes
involved with gangsters after
buying a racing horse. Kiefer
Sutherland, Radha Mitchell.
10.10 Born on the Fourth of July
(1989, M) Based on the story
of Vietnam vet Ron Kovic.
Tom Cruise, Kyra Sedgwick.
12.30am Johnny Handsome (1989,
16) 2.05 Porky’s II: The Next Day
(1983, 18) 3.40 Frenzy (1972, M)
5.35 Repossessed (1990, M)
Housebound (2014, M)
Morgana O’Reilly.
10.00 Shadow Witness (2012, M)
Kevin Sorbo.
11.25 The Opposite Sex (2014, 16)
Mena Suvari.
1.05 Unbroken (2014, M)
Jack O’Connell.
3.20 All Is Lost (2013, M)
Robert Redford.
7.00 The Curse of Downers
Grove (2015, 16) A high
school is gripped by an
apparent curse that claims
the life of a senior every year.
Kevin Zegers.
8.30 Hot Tub Time Machine 2
(2015, 16) A group of friends
changes the future again
in order to track down a
murderer. Craig Robinson,
Adam Scott.
10.10 Hercules (2014, M) Dwayne
Johnson, Ian McShane.
11.45 Bad Blood (2014, 16)
Abigail Breslin.
1.15am The Curse of Downers
Grove (2015, 16) 2.45 Hot Tub Time
Machine 2 (2015, 16) 4.20 Bad
Blood (2014, 16) 5.50 All Is Lost
(2013, M)
GENERAL
in Your Life: Rachel Jemmett 3.30 Art and Soul 4.30
Greatest Painters: Pierre Bonnard 5.25 The Legacy
6.00 Benny Hinn 6.30 Kindness Diaries 7.00
Getaway 7.30 The Roux Scholarship 8.30 Natural
World: An Unexpected Wilderness 9.30 Jamie’s
Family Christmas 10.00 Christmas with Poh 10.30
Salvage Hunters 11.30 Beverly Hills Pawn Noon
Simon Reeve’s Caribbean 1.00 Kindness Diaries
1.30 Getaway 2.00 Extreme Railway Journeys 2.55
Gardeners’ World 3.35 House Crashers 4.00 Love
Nature: Ocean Voyagers 5.00 River Cottage Forever
5.30 Rachel Allen’s Everyday Kitchen 6.00 The
Get Growing Roadshow 6.30 Buying Alaska 7.00
Auction Hunters 7.30 Location, Location, Location
8.30 Buying & Selling with the Property Brothers
9.30 Fantasy Homes by the Sea 10.30 Auction
Hunters 11.00 River Cottage Forever 11.30 Rachel
Allen’s Everyday Kitchen 12.00am House Crashers
12.30 Benny Hinn 1.00 Gardeners’ World 1.30 House
Crashers 2.00 Love Nature: Ocean Voyagers 3.00
The Get Growing Roadshow 3.30 Buying Alaska
4.00 Location, Location, Location 5.00 Buying &
Selling with the Property Brothers
UKTV SKY 007
6.00 Bad Education (M) 6.05 Would I Lie to You?
(PG) 7.05 EastEnders (PG) 7.35 The Bill (M) 9.15
8 Out of 10 Cats (M) 7.55 Would I Lie to You? (PG)
8.30 Heartbeat (PG) Please Please Me: Peggy’s car
is stolen with Deefer in the boot. 9.30 Father Brown
(M) The Devil’s Dust: Father Brown searches for a
missing girl. 10.25 Death in Paradise (PG) 11.25 The
Graham Norton Show (M) 12.15am The Bill (M) 1.10
Pointless (PG) 2.00 Keeping Up Appearances (PG)
2.30 Inspector Morse (M) 4.15 Foyle’s War (M)
Living SKY 017
6.00 Zoo Days (M) 6.25 Cash in the Attic 7.15
Kirstie’s Homemade Christmas 8.10 Selling Houses
Australia 9.05 Nick Knowles’ Original Features 10.00
The Great Interior Design Challenge 11.00 Homes
Under the Hammer Noon Antiques Roadshow
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6.50 The Quiet Ones (2014, 16)
Jared Harris.
8.30 Marshland (2014, 16) Javier
Gutierrez.
10.20 Lucky Them (2013, M) Toni
Collette.
Noon The Ballad of the Weeping
Spring (2012, M) Uri Gavriel.
1.55 God Loves Uganda (2013, M)
US documentary.
3.25 Canopy (2013, M) Khan
Chittenden, Tzu-yi Mo.
4.50 Ida (2013, M) Agata Kulesza.
6.15 Third Person (2013, M) Liam
Neeson, Mila Kunis.
8.30 The Returned (16) Morgane:
Julie decides to leave the
Domaine, and Camille’s
relationship with Virgil upsets
her mother.
9.25 The Babadook (2014, M)
A single mother starts to
believe her son when he says
there is a monster lurking in
their house. Essie Davis.
11.00 Michael H Profession:
Director (2013, 18) Austrian
documentary.
12.30am Dirty Wars (M) 1.55
Canopy (2013, M) 3.20 God Loves
Uganda (2013, M) 4.50 Michael H.
Profession: Director (2013, 18)
SoHo SKY 010
Movies Extra: A Most Wanted Man, 8.30pm
1.00 Nick Knowles’ Original Features 1.50 The
Shelbourne 2.20 Kirstie’s Homemade Christmas 3.15
Grand Designs 4.10 Selling Houses Australia 5.05
Holmes Inspection 9.30 My Dream Derelict Home
10.30 Obsessive Compulsive Cleaners 11.30 Grand
Designs 12.30am Cash in the Attic 1.20 Antiques
Obsessive Compulsive Cleaners 4.10 Grand Designs
5.05 The Shelbourne 5.35 The Dales with Ade
Edmondson
Sky Arts SKY 020
6.00 Daphnis Et Chloe 6.50 100 Yen: The Japanese
Arcade Experience 8.00 Art Dealer: Ernst Beyeler
9.00 First Passion 10.00 Hors D’oeuvre 10.30 Inside
the National Trust Noon Churches: How to Read
Them 12.30 Ballet Evening at the Paris Opera 1.50
Daphnis Et Chloe 2.50 100 Yen: The Japanese
Arcade Experience 4.00 Portrait Artist of the Year
4.45 Stars of the Silver Screen 5.30 Secret Life
of Uri Geller 7.00 Put Some Colour in Your Life:
Rachel Jemmett 7.30 Art and Soul 8.30 Greatest
Painters: Pierre Bonnard 9.25 The Legacy 10.25 Neil
McCormick’s Needle Time 11.15 Johnny Cash: Song
by Song (PG) Ring of Fire 11.35 Dolly Parton: Song
by Song (G) I Will Always Love You 12.00am Portrait
Artist of the Year 12.45 Stars of the Silver Screen
1.30 Secret Life of Uri Geller 3.00 Put Some Colour
6.00 Banshee (18) 6.50 Queer as Folk (18) 7.35
Deadwood (16) 8.25 Homeland (16) 10.05 ■ Bessie
(2015, M) 11.55 American Horror Story: Hotel (18)
12.50 Deadwood (16) 1.50 Banshee (18) 2.50
Homeland (16) 4.40 Deadwood (16) 5.40 American
Horror Story: Hotel (18) 6.40 Banshee (18) Ways
to Bury a Man: An enraged Lucas decides to go
after Kai, and Carrie reconnects with Gordon under
trying circumstances. 7.30 The Affair (16) 8.30 Vice
Special Report: Fixing the System (M) Documentary
in which Vice heads to El Reno Federal Prison with
President Obama. 9.40 Into the Badlands (18) Hand
of Five Poisons: Sunny and MK fight to escape
Quinn’s grip once and for all. 10.30 Banshee (18)
Evil for Evil: Emmett is tested by Sharp and his
skinheads. 11.20 Homeland (16) 12.20am Blunt Talk
(16) 12.50 Sex&Drugs&Rock&Roll (16) 1.20 The Affair
(16) 2.20 Vice Special Report: Fixing the System (M)
3.30 Into the Badlands (18) 4.20 Blunt Talk (16) 4.50
Sex&Drugs&Rock&Roll (16) 5.20 Banshee (18)
10.00 BBC World News America 11.00 Newsday
11.30 Asia Business Report 11.45 Sport Today
12.00am Newsday 12.30 Asia Business Report
12.45 Sport Today 1.00 Newsday 1.30 Asia Business
Report 1.45 Sport Today 2.00 BBC World News
2.30 Asia Business Report 2.45 Sport Today 3.00
9/12/2015 2:55 pm
TUESDAY DECEMBER 22
SPORT
RADIO
Sky Sport 1 SKY 051
RNZ National
6.00 Surfing, Men’s World League, J Bay Open,
day 10. 7.00 V8 Life 7.30 Red Bull Drift Shifters
8.00 Cricket, Black Caps v Sri Lanka, second
test, day four, last 2 hours. 10.00 Cricket, Black
Caps v Sri Lanka, second test, day five, live. 12.35
Cricket, T20 Big Bash League, Perth Scorchers v
Adelaide Strikers. 1.05 Cricket, Black Caps v Sri
Lanka, second test, day five, live. 6.00 Cricket,
T20 Big Bash League, Perth Scorchers v Adelaide
Strikers. 6.30 Touch Football, Secondary Schools
National finals, highlights. 7.30 UFC Now 8.30 TBA
10.30 US Masters Official Films 11.30 Darts, World
Championship, day five. 3.30am Touch Football,
Secondary Schools National finals, highlights. 4.30
Cricket, T20 Big Bash League, Hobart Hurricanes v
Brisbane Heat. 5.00 Cricket, Black Caps v Sri Lanka,
second test, day five. 5.30 Basketball, NBL, NZ
Breakers v Illawarra Hawks.
Sky Sport 2 SKY 052
6.00 Soccer, A-League, round 11, Wellington Phoenix
v Sydney FC. 6.30 The ITM Fishing Show 7.30
Hawks. 8.00 Darts, World Championship, day five,
live. Noon V8 Life 12.30 Red Bull Drift Shifters 1.00
Isle of Man TT Preview Show 2.00 Darts, World
Championship, day five. 6.00 NZ Football Weekly
6.30 A-League Highlights Show 7.00 The Football
League Show 7.30 Isle of Man TT Preview Show
8.35 Cricket, T20 Big Bash League, game six, Perth
Scorchers v Adelaide Strikers. 9.05 Cricket, T20
Big Bash League, game seven, Hobart Hurricanes
v Brisbane Heat, live. 12.35am US Masters Official
Films 1.35 Golf Channel Academy 2.30 Cricket,
Black Caps v Sri Lanka, second test, day five. 3.00
Cricket, T20 Big Bash League, game seven, Hobart
Hurricanes v Brisbane Heat. 3.30 Fox Sports News
4.00 UFC Now 5.00 The ITM Fishing Show
BBC Knowledge: 24 Hours in A&E, 8.30pm
day four. 6.30 A-League Highlights Show 7.00
The Football League Show 7.30 NZ Football
Weekly 8.00 Fox Sports News 8.30 Big Break
Palm Beaches 6.30 US Masters Official Films 7.30
Altered Course 8.30 Golf Channel Academy 9.30
Touch Football, Secondary Schools National finals,
highlights. 10.30 Cricket, Black Caps v Sri Lanka,
second test, day five, last 2 hours. 12.30am Fox
Sports News 1.00 Fight Night on Sky 3.00 Cricket,
Black Caps v Sri Lanka, second test, day five, last 2
hours. 5.00 Isle of Man TT Preview Show
ESPN SKY 061
6.00 Spirit of Yachting, Rolex Middle Sea race.
6.30 NFL’s Greatest Games 7.30 NFL Primetime
8.30 Gridiron, NCAA, Miami Beach Bowl, live.
Noon Monday Night Countdown 2.15 Gridiron,
NCAA, Detroit Lions v New Orleans Saints, live.
5.20 SportsCenter 7.00 Gridiron, NCAA, Miami
Beach Bowl. 9.00 Around the Horn 9.30 Pardon
the Interruption 10.00 ESPN FC 10.30 NBA Tonight
11.00 ESPN Original Documentaries 12.00am NFL
Primetime 1.00 SportsCenter 2.00 ESPN FC 2.30
NBA Tonight 3.00 Gridiron, NCAA, Detroit Lions
v New Orleans Saints. 5.30 Gridiron, NCAA, Miami
Beach Bowl.
DOCUMENTARIES
History SKY 073
Sky Sport 3 SKY 053
Discovery SKY 070
Gold Rush (PG) 8.30 MythBusters (PG) 9.25
NASA’s Unexplained Files (PG) 10.20 Secret Space
Escapes (PG) 11.15 I (Almost) Got Away with It (M)
12.10 Deadly Devotion (M) 1.05 Who the (Bleep)
Did I Marry? (M) 2.00 How It’s Made (PG) 2.55 How
Do They Do It? (PG) 3.25 Auction Hunters (PG)
3.50 Gold Rush (PG) 4.45 You Have Been Warned
(PG) 5.40 MythBusters (PG) 6.35 Edge of Alaska
(M) 7.30 Kings of the Wild (M) 8.30 Dual Survival
(M) Tonight: Matt and Joe battle torrential rains.
9.30 FBI Takedowns (M) 10.30 How It’s Made (PG)
11.30 Gold Rush (PG) 12.30am Evil Kin (M) 1.25
Disappeared (M) 2.20 Auction Hunters (PG) 2.45
Tickle (M) 3.15 Deadliest Catch (PG) 4.10 Dirty Jobs
(PG) 5.05 Moonshiners (M)
6.00 Street Genius (PG) 6.30 The Known Universe
7.30 Megastructures 8.30 Wicked Tuna: North vs
South (M) 9.30 Evacuate Earth (PG) 11.30 Do or
Die (PG) Noon Brain Games (PG) 12.30 Air Crash
Investigations (PG) 1.30 Man v Viral (M) 2.30
Science of Stupid Marathon (M) 5.30 Brain Games
(PG) 6.00 Brain Games (PG) 6.30 Science of Stupid
(M) 7.00 Hacking the System (PG) 7.30 Witness:
Disaster in Japan (PG) 8.30 Outback Wrangler (PG)
A Truckload of Crocs (Part 2): Matt and the boys
try to catch 30 crocodiles in NT’s Mary River. 9.00
Breakthrough (PG) 10.00 Shackleton (M) 11.30
Drugs Inc. (M) 12.30am Air Crash Investigations
(PG) 1.30 Inside Combat Rescue (M) 2.30 Inside
the American Mob (M) 3.30 Air Crash Investigations
(PG) 4.30 World’s Toughest Fixes (PG) 5.30
Science of Stupid (M)
6.30 Suffragettes Forever: Women and Power
(PG) 7.30 Jesus Conspiracies (PG) 8.30 Riddles
of the Bible (PG) 9.30 The History of Christianity
(PG) 10.30 Tomb of Christ (PG) 11.30 Egypt’s
Lost Queens (PG) 12.30 National Trust: National
Treasures (PG) 1.30 New Secrets of the Terracotta
Warriors (PG) 2.30 Dangerous Missions (PG) 3.30
Hitler’s Children (M) 4.30 Riddles of the Bible
(PG) 5.30 Christianity: A History (PG) 6.30 Jesus:
The Cold Case (PG) 7.30 The Unseen Time Team
Specials (PG) 8.30 The Wheelchair President (PG)
A biography of President Roosevelt. 9.30 Hitler’s
Miracle Weapons (PG) 10.30 Goerings’ Last Battle
(PG) 11.30 Battleground: The Art of War (PG)
12.30am Dangerous Missions (PG) 1.30 Hitler’s
Children (M) 2.30 Dogfights (PG) 3.30 Unsealed:
Alien Files (PG) 4.00 The Unseen Time Team
Specials (PG) 4.45 The Wheelchair President (PG)
5.30 Hitler’s Miracle Weapons (PG)
6.20 Embarrassing Bodies (M) 7.10 Who Do You
Think You Are? US (PG) 7.55 Dragons’ Den (PG)
9.00 Who Do You Think You Are? Australia (PG)
10.50 Eggheads (PG) 11.20 Top Gear USA (PG)
12.05 Traffic Cops (M) 1.05 Top Gear (PG) 2.05
The Private Life of Plants (PG) 3.00 Embarrassing
Bodies (M) 3.50 Eggheads (PG) 4.20 Top Gear (M)
6.30 Traffic Cops (M) 7.35 Embarrassing Bodies (M)
8.30 24 Hours in A&E (M) 9.25 Who Do You Think
You Are? US (PG) Chris O’Donnell. 10.15 Traffic
Cops (M) 11.20 Top Gear (PG) 12.25am Top Gear
USA (PG) 1.10 Who Do You Think You Are? (PG)
2.05 Embarrassing Bodies (M) 2.55 Dragons’ Den
(PG) 3.55 Embarrassing Bodies (M) 4.45 24 Hours
in A&E (M) 5.35 Who Do You Think You Are? US
(PG)
Including: 10.45 The Reading: A Cow of a
Night, by Sue Emms read by Katherine McRae
(ninetonoon@radionz.co.nz)
Worldwatch
Including: 7.30 The Sampler (RNZ); 8.13
Windows on the World; 9.06 The Tuesday
Feature (nights@radionz.co.nz)
11.06 The Shed With British broadcaster Mark
Coles (MCM)
Music After Midnight; 12.30 Insight (RNZ);
1.15 Primary People (RNZ); 2.05 The Forum
(BBC); 3.05 Berries and Cream, by Adrienne
Frater, told by Catherine Downes (RNZ); 3.30
Diversions (RNZ); 5.10 Witness (BBC)
Parliament: radionz.co.nz/parliament
RNZ Concert
News and Weather 6.00, 7.00, 8.00, 9.00,
10.00am, noon, 3.00, 5.00, 6.00, 10.00pm
Including: 9.00 Christmastide
Zealand
7.00 Appointment New Horizons Christmas
Special (RNZ)
8.00 Music Alive Yuletide Carols Being Sung
by a Choir, Viva Voce/John Rosser – Caurroy:
Noël, Sus, troupe chantresse; Britten: A boy
was born; Chilcott: The shepherd’s carol;
Trad arr Williams: Mary had a baby; Trad arr
Rathbone: Coventry carol; Roberts: Poverty;
Trad arr Wood: Ding dong! merrily on high;
Pierpont arr Rathbone: Jingle bells; Torme/
Wells arr Gritton: The Christmas song;
Praetorius: Resonet in laudibus; Lauridsen: O
magnum mysterium; Tavener: The lamb; Trad
arr Rathbone: Carol medley; Martin/Blaine arr
Gritton: Have yourself a merry little Christmas;
Trad: The twelve days of Christmas (RNZ)
9.10 Night Evocations
Radio Live
12.00am Emma Lange 5.00 James Coleman
Newstalk ZB
Watson 4.00 Larry Williams 7.00 Mark Watson 8.00
Kerre McIvor 12.00am Tim Beveridge 5.00 Rachel
Smalley
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WEDNESDAY DECEMBER 23
TV1
TV2
FREEVIEW 1 SKY 001
(G, R, C)
Makeover (G, C)
9.00 Infomercials
(G, R, C) Today: Carrie Fisher
and Idina Menzel.
Today: Top chef Paul Jobin
joins Stacey to create a twocourse meal.
Bernice and Lawrence’s
wedding day arrives.
Today: Tina gets a birthday
surprise, and Roy’s shopper
becomes a cropper.
(G, R) Narrated by Guy
Porritt.
3.55 Te Karere (C)
Eddie McGuire hosts a
gameshow.
6.00 ONE News (C)
7.00 MasterChef Australia (G, C)
Tonight: The judges reveal
the pressure test has been
set by a rising star of the
dessert world, guest chef
Anna Polyviou.
8.10 Border Security (R, C)
Tonight: A Vietnamese man
has something to hide, and
an emotional American
woman tries to reunite with a
former love.
8.40 ■ Pets: Wild at Heart
(G, C, AD) Secretive
Creatures: How our beloved
pets experience the world
through their senses and
channels of communication.
9.50 ■ The Island with Bear
Grylls (AO, HD, C) Surviving
the Island: Bear Grylls visits
the men at the end of the
experiment to take an
in-depth look at life on the
island and discuss how they
have survived for the past
four weeks and how their
experiences have affected
them and also takes a
behind-the-scenes look at
the making of the show.
11.20 ■ Nothing Trivial
(AO, R, HD, C, AD) Season
one of the local drama series
about a pub quiz team. Who
Was the Lady Love of John
Wayne Bobbitt?: The team
arrive to find their table is
occupied.
12.15am Soccer English Premier
League, highlights.
1.15
Te Karere (R, C)
1.40 Infomercials
5.35 – 6.00 Te Karere (R, C)
(G, C)
(G, R, C)
9.00 Infomercials
11.00 The Voice Australia (G, R, C)
12.30 ■ A Cookie Cutter
Christmas (2014, G, C) Two
schoolteachers take their
rivalry to a new level. Erin
Krakow, David Haydn-Jones.
2.20 Regular Show (PGR, R)
(G, C)
Beat (G, R, C)
4.00 ■ Legend of the Guardians:
The Owls of Ga’hoole
(2010, G, R, C) A young owl
is abducted by an evil Owl
army. Voice of Jim Sturgess .
6.00 Friends (R, C) The One with
Joey’s Fridge: Ross worries
when his girlfriend goes on
holiday with her friends.
6.30 The Middle (R, C) The
Wedding: Mike’s brother
plans to get married at the
Hecks’ home, but he does
not run the idea past them
first.
7.00 ■ Elf (2003, G, R, C, AD)
A man raised as an elf at
Santa’s North Pole home
embarks on a journey to
find his biological father. Will
Ferrell, James Caan, Mary
Steenburgen.
8.50 ■ You Don’t Mess with the
Zohan (2008, AO, R, C)
An Israeli special forces
soldier fakes his death so
he can fulfil his dream to
be a hair stylist in New York
City. Adam Sandler, Rob
Schneider, Emmanuelle
Chriqui.
And the Reality Problem:
Max and Caroline are
approached about shooting
an episode of a reality
TV show at their cupcake
window.
(PGR) Charlie Gets in Bed
with Jordan and Her Ex:
Charlie wants to make a
business deal with Jordan’s
ex-husband.
12.30am Surviving Jack (PGR, R, C)
1.00 Undateable (PGR, R, C)
1.25 Infomercials
(AO, R, C)
(PGR, R)
5.05 Joey (G, R, C)
80
TV3
FREEVIEW 2 SKY 002
FREEVIEW 3 SKY 003
6.00 Infomercials
(AO, R, HD)
(G, HD)
9.35 Infomercials
Noon ■ Love at the Christmas
Table (2012, PGR, R, HD, C)
A man realises he loves his
best friend. Danica McKellar.
2.00 ■ Home Alone: The Holiday
Heist (2012, HD, C) A boy
learns his family is relocating
from California to Maine.
Christian Martyn.
(G, HD, C)
6.00 3 News
7.00 ■ Megamind (2010, HD, C)
A supervillain finds himself at
a loss on what to do in the
wake of a “victory”. Voices of
Will Ferrell, Jonah Hill, Brad
Pitt.
9.00 ■ The Holiday (2006,
AO, R, C) Two women who
live on opposite sides of the
Atlantic meet online and
impulsively switch homes for
Christmas. Cameron Diaz,
Kate Winslet, Jude Law, Jack
Black, Eli Wallach. Films,
page 63
11.35 NCIS: Los Angeles
(AO, R, HD, C) Merry
Evasion: The team searches
for a motive after a senator’s
daughter is the victim of a
home invasion.
FOUR
FREEVIEW 4 SKY 012
Your Mother (G, R) Karma: Barney
decides to pursue Quinn. 7.00
The Simpsons (G, R, C) Holidays
of Future Passed: The Simpsons
flash forward 30 years. 7.30 Family
Guy (PGR, R) You Can’t Do That
on Television, Peter: After Peter’s
favourite TV show is cancelled, he
takes matters into his own hands.
8.00 Fresh Off the Boat (PGR, R)
Very Superstitious: Eddie starts
telling fibs when Louis tells him that
white lies are okay. 8.30 ■ Miracle
on 34th Street (1994, C) A six-yearold girl rediscovers her sense of
wonder after meeting a department
store Santa Claus. Richard
Attenborough, Mara Wilson. Films,
page 63 10.45 Rake US (AO) Staple
Hole: Ben takes over the law firm
after the death of his father. 11.40
Entertainment Tonight (G) 12.05am
– 6.00 Infomercials
TV3: Megamind, 7.00pm
PRIME
FREEVIEW 10 SKY 004
6.00
7.00
7.30
Noon
1.00
Home Shopping
Home Shopping
The Doctors (G)
2.00 Psych (PGR, R)
(G, R)
4.30 Hot Bench (G)
5.30 Prime News
7.30 Bondi Rescue (PGR)
8.00 Storage Wars: Texas (G)
Tonight: Dallas.
8.30 Wayward Pines (AO) Our
Town, Our Law: Ethan has
another run-in with Sheriff
Pope.
9.30 Ross Kemp: Extreme
World (AO, R) Venezuela:
Ross travels to Caracas in
Venezuela.
Jimmy Fallon (PGR)
11.30 The Crowd Goes Wild (G, R)
MAORI
FREEVIEW 5 SKY 019
(G, R)
8.30 Te Kaea (R)
2.00 Ako (G, R)
3.30 Pukoro (G, R)
(G)
5.00 Matika (G, R)
5.30 Te Kaea
(G, R)
6.30 Ako (G, R)
7.00 Te Kaea (R)
Whakaari (R)
8.00 Kaitiaki Wars (PGR, R)
8.30 Kowhao Rau – Matangi Rau
(G)
9.30 Whawhai (PGR, R)
10.00 Te Kauta (PGR)
10.30 Te Kaea (R)
11.00 – 11.30 Paepae (G, R)
9/12/2015 2:54 pm
7.35
7.05
7.00
Hercules (2014, M)
Dwayne Johnson.
9.10 Bad Blood (2014, 16)
Abigail Breslin.
10.40 The Curse of Downers Grove
(2015, 16) Kevin Zegers.
(2015, 16) Craig Robinson.
1.45 All Is Lost (2013, M)
Robert Redford.
3.30 Hercules (2014, M)
Dwayne Johnson.
5.10 When Love Is Not Enough:
The Lois Wilson Story
(2010, M) Winona Ryder.
6.45 Think Like a Man Too
(2014, M) Kevin Hart,
Gabrielle Union.
8.30 Mindscape (2013, M)
A detective with the unique
ability to enter others’ minds
uses his gift to uncover a
mystery. Mark Strong.
10.10 The Inbetweeners 2
(2014, 16) Simon Bird, James
Buckley.
11.45 The Taking of Deborah
Logan (2014, 16) Jill Larson.
1.15am Think Like a Man Too (2014,
M) 3.15 The Inbetweeners 2 (2014,
16) 4.50 When Love Is Not Enough:
The Lois Wilson Story (2010, M)
Directors: Barry Levinson
(PG)
Robbie Kaller.
9.05 Mini-series: The Driver
(2014, 16, part 1)
Jessica Alba.
12.15 A Most Wanted
Man (2014, M)
Robbie Kaller.
(2014, 16, part 1)
5.20 Trust Me (2013, M) Clark
Gregg, Felicity Huffman.
6.50 Goodbye World (2013, 16)
The world is crippled by a
cyber-attack. Adrian Grenier.
8.30 Finding Ms Right (2012, 16)
A man pretends to be
Jewish in order to win a
woman’s affection. Nicollette
Sheridan, Jennifer Love
Hewitt, Peter Stormare.
10.05 Wild (2014, 16) Reese
Witherspoon, Laura Dern.
12.00am Mini-series: The Driver
(2014, 16, part 1) 1.50 Trust Me (2013,
M) 3.20 Goodbye World (2013, 16)
The Game (1997, M)
Michael Douglas.
9.05 Born on the Fourth of July
(1989, M) Tom Cruise.
11.25 Inside Story: Ferris Bueller’s
Day Off (PG)
1.00 Red Sun (1971, PG)
Charles Bronson.
(1986, M) Prince.
4.35 Fresh (1994, 16)
Samuel L Jackson.
6.30 Fallen (1998, M) A detective
discovers the serial killer he
is tracking is a demon that
has the ability to transfer
its soul from one person to
another. Denzel Washington,
John Goodman.
8.30 U-571 (2000, M) Disguised
American submariners plot
to board a German U-Boat
to retrieve a coding machine.
Matthew McConaughey.
10.25 Romeo Is Bleeding
(1993, 16) Mobsters attempt
to blackmail a corrupt New
York detective. Gary Oldman.
12.15am The Fog (1980, M) 1.45
Porky’s Revenge (1985, 18) 3.15
Romeo Is Bleeding (1993, 16) 5.05
Under the Cherry Moon (1986, M)
GENERAL
Wallace National Piano Competition 2015 4.30 Le
Concert De Paris 2014
6.00 Benny Hinn 6.30 Fantasy Homes by the Sea
7.30 Gardeners’ World 8.00 House Crashers 8.30
Love Nature: Ocean Voyagers 9.30 River Cottage
Forever 10.00 Rachel Allen’s Everyday Kitchen 10.30
The Get Growing Roadshow 11.00 Buying Alaska
11.30 Auction Hunters Noon Location, Location,
Location 1.00 Buying & Selling with the Property
Brothers 2.00 Fantasy Homes by the Sea 2.55
Gardeners’ World 3.35 House Crashers 4.00 Flying
Rhinos 5.00 The Cook and the Chef 5.30 Tom
Kerridge’s Proper Pub Food 6.00 Nick Knowles’
Original Features 7.00 American Restoration 7.30
Where the Wild Men Are with Ben Fogle UK 8.30
The Catch (PGR) 9.30 Mark Berg’s Fishing Addiction
10.30 American Restoration 11.00 The Cook and
the Chef 11.30 Tom Kerridge’s Proper Pub Food
12.00am House Crashers 12.30 Benny Hinn 1.00
Gardeners’ World 1.30 House Crashers 2.00 Flying
Rhinos 3.00 Nick Knowles’ Original Features 4.00
The Catch (PGR) 5.00 Mark Berg’s Fishing Addiction
UKTV SKY 007
6.00 Would I Lie to You? (PG) 6.30 Would I Lie to
You? (M) 7.00 EastEnders (PG) 7.30 The Bill (M) 9.15
8 Out of 10 Cats (M) 7.55 Would I Lie to You? (PG)
8.30 Stella (M) Tonight: Stella struggles to move on
from Michael, and Celia receives a blast from the
past. 9.25 Holby City (M) Hold on Me: The report on
Ritchie Mooney is due, and someone’s neck could
be on the line. 10.30 The Bill (M) 11.25 The Graham
Norton Show (M) 12.15am The Bill (M) 1.10 Pointless
(PG) 2.00 Keeping Up Appearances (PG) 2.30
Inspector Morse (M) 4.15 Foyle’s War (M)
Living SKY 017
6.00 Zoo Days (M) 6.25 Cash in the Attic 7.15 My
Dream Derelict Home 8.05 Holmes Inspection 9.00
Obsessive Compulsive Cleaners 9.55 The Great
Interior Design Challenge 10.55 Homes Under the
Hammer 11.55 Antiques Roadshow 12.55 Obsessive
6.20 The Ballad of the Weeping
Spring (2012, M) Uri Gavriel.
8.15 Ida (2013, M) Agata Kulesza.
9.35 Third Person (2013, M) Liam
Neeson.
11.50 The Babadook (2014, M)
Essie Davis.
1.25 The Kindergarten Teacher
(2014, M) Sarit Larry.
3.25 The Last Impresario
(2013, M) Michael White,
Gracie Otto.
4.55 A Girl Walks Home Alone at
Night (2014, 16) Sheila Vand,
Arash Marandi.
6.35 Joe (2013, 16) An ex-con
befriends a 15-year-old boy.
Nicolas Cage, Tye Sheridan.
In a small American coal
town, the disappearance of
a young boy draws three
people together in a web of
secrets. Elizabeth Banks.
10.15 Suskind (2012, M) Karl
Markovics, Katja Herbers.
12.10am Cosmic Psychos: Blokes
You Can Trust (16) 1.45 The
Kindergarten Teacher (2014, M)
3.45 The Last Impresario (2013, M)
5.15 A Girl Walks Home Alone at
Night (2014, 16)
SoHo SKY 010
Movies Classics: Fallen, 6.30pm
Compulsive Cleaners 1.50 The Shelbourne 2.20
My Dream Derelict Home 3.15 Grand Designs 4.10
Holmes Inspection 5.05 Cash in the Attic 6.00 Zoo
Days (M) 6.30 Antiques Roadshow 7.30 Homes
Under the Hammer 8.30 A Place in the Sun: Winter
Sun 9.30 Kirstie’s Handmade Showdown 10.30
Selling Houses Australia 11.30 Grand Designs
12.30am Cash in the Attic 1.20 Antiques Roadshow
2.20 Homes Under the Hammer 3.20 Selling Houses
Australia 4.10 Grand Designs 5.05 The Shelbourne
5.35 The Dales with Ade Edmondson
Sky Arts SKY 020
6.00 The Legacy 6.25 Neil McCormick’s Needle
Time 7.15 Johnny Cash: Song by Song (PG) 7.35
Dolly Parton: Song by Song (G) I Will Always Love
You 8.00 Portrait Artist of the Year 8.45 Stars of the
Silver Screen 9.30 Secret Life of Uri Geller 11.00 Put
Some Colour in Your Life: Rachel Jemmett 11.30 Art
and Soul 12.30 Greatest Painters: Pierre Bonnard
1.25 The Legacy 2.25 Neil McCormick’s Needle Time
3.15 Johnny Cash: Song by Song (PG) Ring of Fire
3.35 Dolly Parton: Song by Song (G) I Will Always
Love You 4.00 Andre Rieu: Welcome to My World
5.30 Verbier: Lisiecki Plays Mozart Chopin Bach
7.00 Wallace National Piano Competition 2015 8.30
Le Concert De Paris 2014 10.00 Lucerne Festival:
Simon Rattle Conducts Mozart 11.40 Camera Music
12.00am Andre Rieu: Welcome to My World 1.30
Verbier: Lisiecki Plays Mozart Chopin Bach 3.00
6.10 Queer as Folk (18) 6.55 Homeland (16) 7.45
Vice Special Report: Fixing the System (M) 8.55
Into the Badlands (18) 9.55 Blunt Talk (16) 10.25
Sex&Drugs&Rock&Roll (16) 10.55 The Affair (16)
11.55 Homeland (16) 12.55 Into the Badlands
1.45 Banshee (18) 2.40 Blunt Talk (16) 3.10
Sex&Drugs&Rock&Roll (16) 3.40 Vice Special
Report: Fixing the System (M) 4.50 Into the
Badlands (18) 5.40 Homeland (16) 6.40 Banshee
(18) Evil for Evil: Emmett is tested by Sharp and
his skinheads. 7.30 The Knick (18) 8.30 Blunt Talk
(16) A Beaver That’s Lost Its Mind: Walter finds
out that his ex-wife is dating a rock star. 9.00
Sex&Drugs&Rock&Roll (16) What You Like Is in
the Limo: The Heathens discover they are big in
Belgium. 9.30 Deadwood (16) Leviathan Smiles:
Sheriff Bullock earns Hearst’s ire. 10.30 Banshee
(18) Homecoming: Job’s encounter with a priest
brings Lucas and Carrie closer to Rabbit. 11.20
American Horror Story: Hotel (18) 12.10am Babylon
(16) 1.10 The Knick (18) 2.10 Blunt Talk (16) 2.40
Sex&Drugs&Rock&Roll (16) 3.10 Deadwood (16) 4.10
American Horror Story: Hotel (18) 5.10 Banshee (18)
10.00 BBC World News America 11.00 BBC World
News 11.30 BBC World News America 12.00am
BBC World News 1.30 Click 2.00 BBC World News
2.30 The Travel Show 3.00 BBC World News 4.30
HARDtalk 5.00 BBC World News 5.30 World
Business Report 5.45 BBC World News
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SPORT
RADIO
Sky Sport 1 SKY 051
RNZ National
6.00 US Masters Official Films 7.00 Altered Course
8.00 Golf Channel Academy 9.00 Red Bull Drift
Shifters 9.30 NZ Football Weekly 10.00 The
Football League Show 10.30 Cricket, Black Caps
v Sri Lanka, second test, day five. 11.00 UFC Now
Noon UFC Fight Night, Rafael dos Anjos v Donald
Cowboy Cerrone. 2.00 Snowboarding, Dew Tour,
women’s Slopestyle, finals. 3.00 Snowboarding,
Dew Tour, men’s Superpipe, finals. 4.30 Red Bull
Drift Shifters 5.00 A-League Highlights Show 5.30
NZ Football Weekly 6.00 The Football League
Show 6.30 Cricket, T20 Big Bash, Hurricanes v
Heat. 7.00 Cricket, Black Caps v Sri Lanka, second
test, day five. 7.30 The ITM Fishing Show 8.30 Golf
World 9.00 NBL, Breakers v Hawks. 9.30 NBL,
Adelaide 36ers v Melbourne United, live. 11.30
Darts, World C’ship, day six. 3.30am Crash 4.00 V8
Life 4.30 Red Bull Drift Shifters 5.00 Cricket, T20
Big Bash, Renegades v Sixers. 5.30 Cricket, Black
Caps v Sri Lanka, second test, day five.
Sky Sport 2 SKY 052
day five, last 2 hours. 8.00 Darts, World C’ship,
day six, live. Noon Fox Sports News 12.30 Sky
Sports UK News 1.00 Isle of Man TT, qualifying.
2.00 V8 Life 2.30 UFC Now 3.30 Soccer, A-League,
Phoenix v Sydney FC. 4.00 Touch Football,
Secondary Schools National finals, highlights. 5.00
Rugby, Land Rover first XV, Review Show. 6.00
Surfing, WSL World C’ship, Billabong Pro Teahupoo.
7.00 V8 Life 7.30 Isle of Man TT, qualifying. 8.35
Cricket, T20 Big Bash, Hurricanes v Heat. 9.05
Cricket, T20 Big Bash, Renegades v Sixers, live.
12.35am Surfing, WSL World C’ship, Billabong Pro
Teahupoo, highlights. 1.30 Cricket, Black Caps v
Sri Lanka, second test, day five. 2.00 NBL, 36ers v
Melbourne United. 4.00 NBL, Breakers v Hawks.
Discovery: Yukon Men, 8.30pm
replay. 9.30 Cricket, Black Caps v Sri Lanka, second
test, day five. 10.00 Fox Sports News 10.30 City TV
day five. 2.00 Cricket, T20 Big Bash, Hurricanes
v Heat. 2.30 Sky Sports UK News 3.00 V8 Life
day five. 4.00 Cricket, T20 Big Bash, Hurricanes v
Heat. 4.30 Darts, World C’ship, day six. 8.30 Crash
9.00 V8 Life 9.30 Fox Sports News 10.00 Ultimate
Insider 10.30 TBA 12.30am Inside Cricket 1.30
Ultimate Insider 2.00 V8 Life 2.30 Golf World 3.00
US Masters Official Films 4.00 Altered Course 5.00
Golf Channel Academy
ESPN SKY 061
6.00 Cricket, T20 Big Bash, Hurricanes v Heat,
6.00 Gridiron, NCAA, Miami Beach Bowl. 7.30 ESPN
Original Documentaries 8.30 NFL Insiders 9.00 NFL
Films 9.30 Gridiron, NCAA, Famous Idaho Potato
Bowl, live. 1.00 Gridiron, NCAA, BoCA Raton Bowl,
live. 4.30 SportsCenter 6.00 SportsCenter 7.00
Basketball, NCAA, American Athletic Conference,
delayed. 9.00 Around the Horn 9.30 Pardon the
Interruption 10.00 ESPN FC 10.30 NBA Tonight
11.00 Basketball, NCAA, Atlantic Coast Conference,
California v Virginia, delayed. 1.00am SportsCenter
2.00 ESPN FC 2.30 NBA Tonight 3.00 Gridiron,
NCAA, Famous Idaho Potato Bowl. 5.00 Gridiron,
NCAA, BoCA Raton Bowl.
DOCUMENTARIES
History SKY 073
Sky Sport 3 SKY 053
Gold Rush (PG) 8.30 MythBusters (PG) 9.25
Alaskan Bush People (M) 10.20 FBI Takedowns
(M) 11.15 Deadly Affairs (M) 12.10 Disappeared (M)
1.05 Evil Kin (M) 2.00 How It’s Made (PG) 2.55
(PG) 3.50 Gold Rush (PG) 4.45 Dual Survival (M)
5.40 MythBusters (PG) 6.35 MythBusters (PG) 7.30
Pacific Warriors (PG) 8.30 Yukon Men (M) Tonight:
The Tozi River wolf pack continues to encroach on
Tanana’s boarders. 9.30 Edge of Alaska (M) 10.30
How It’s Made (PG) 11.30 Gold Rush (PG) 12.30am
Scorned: Love Kills (M) 1.25 Desperate Measures
(M) 2.20 Auction Hunters (PG) 2.45 Tickle (M) 3.15
Deadliest Catch (PG) 4.10 Dirty Jobs (PG) 5.05
Moonshiners (M)
6.30 Goerings’ Last Battle (PG) 7.30 Battleground:
The Art of War (PG) 8.30 Riddles of the Bible
(PG) 9.30 Christianity: A History (PG) 10.30 Jesus:
The Cold Case (PG) 11.30 The Unseen Time Team
Specials (PG) 12.30 The Wheelchair President
(PG) 1.30 Hitler’s Miracle Weapons (PG) 2.30
Dangerous Missions (PG) 3.30 Nazi Secret Files
(PG) 4.30 Riddles of the Bible (PG) 5.30 A History
of Christianity (PG) 6.30 The Week They Elected
the Pope (PG) 7.30 The Making of the Mob: New
York (PG) 8.30 Surviving the Tsunami (PG) 9.30
The Road from Christ to Constantine (PG) 10.30
Sex and the Church (PG) 11.30 Temple Mount (PG)
12.30am Dangerous Missions (PG) 1.30 Nazi Secret
Files (PG) 2.30 Dogfights (PG) 3.30 Unsealed: Alien
Files (PG) 4.00 The Making of the Mob: New York
(PG) 4.45 Surviving the Tsunami (PG) 5.30 The
Road from Christ to Constantine (PG)
Discovery SKY 070
7.30 Megastructures 8.30 Wicked Tuna North Vs
South (M) 9.30 The War Generals (M) 11.30 Do or
Die (PG) Noon Brain Games (PG) 12.30 Air Crash
Investigations (PG) 1.30 UFOs in Europe: The
Untold Stories (PG) 3.30 Russia’s Mystery Files
(M) 5.30 Area 51: The CIA’s Secret Files (M) 6.30
Science of Stupid (M) 7.00 Hacking the System
(PG) 7.30 Megastructures (PG) Today: World’s
Biggest Sewer 8.30 Science of Stupid (M) 9.00
How to Win at Everything (PG) 9.30 Inside NSA:
America’s Cyber Secrets (PG) 10.30 Outback
Wrangler (PG) 11.00 Storm Hunters (PG) 11.30
Drugs Inc. (M) 12.30am Air Crash Investigations
(PG) 1.30 Inside Combat Rescue (M) 2.30 Inside
the American Mob (M) 3.30 Air Crash Investigations
(PG) 4.30 World’s Toughest Fixes (PG) 5.30
Science of Stupid (M)
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6.20 Demolition: The Wrecking Crew (M) 7.15
Wastemen (M) 8.10 Mud, Sweat & Gears (M)
10.50 Eggheads (PG) 11.20 Top Gear USA (PG)
12.05 Traffic Cops (M) 1.05 Top Gear (PG) 2.05
Embarrassing Bodies (M) 3.50 Eggheads (PG)
4.20 Top Gear (PG) 6.25 Traffic Cops (M) 7.30 The
Truth About Meat (M) 8.30 Should I Eat Meat? (PG)
Michael Mosley explores the latest science and puts
it to the test on a high-meat diet. 9.30 24 Hours in
A&E (M) Life in the Fast Lane: A 48-year-old retired
soldier discovers he has a tumour. 10.25 Traffic Cops
(M) 11.30 Top Gear (PG) 12.35am Top Gear USA
(PG) 1.20 Who Do You Think You Are? Australia
(PG) 2.15 Embarrassing Bodies (M) 3.05 Emergency
Search & Rescue (PG) 3.55 The Truth About Meat
(M) 4.50 Should I Eat Meat? (PG) 5.50 24 Hours in
A&E (M)
Including: 10.45 The Reading: Night Flight,
by Malcolm Bowers (RNZ) (ninetonoon@
radionz.co.nz)
Worldwatch
Including: 7.30 Spectrum (RNZ); 8.13 Windows
on the World; 9.06 The Wednesday Drama:
Bread of Heaven, by Vincent O’Sullivan (RNZ)
11.06 The Retro Cocktail Hour Christmas Party
A special Christmas edition of the Kansas
Public Radio show (1 of 4, KPR)
Music After Midnight; 12.30 One in Five (RNZ);
1.05 Discovery (BBC); 2.05 The Thursday
Feature: Come Unto Him All Ye Who Labour,
written and read by Phillip Mann (RNZ); 3.05
The Bestest Wedding, by John F Bragg (RNZ);
5.10 Witness (BBC)
RNZ Concert
News and Weather 6.00, 7.00, 8.00, 9.00,
10.00am, noon, 3.00, 5.00, 6.00, 10.00pm
Christmas season
Zealand
7.00 Appointment Lili Kraus: Charlotte
Wilson presents a tribute to the Hungarianborn pianist who survived hard labour in the
Japanese camps in Indonesia and afterwards
resumed her musical career (RNZ)
8.00 Music Alive Euroradio Christmas Season:
Aline Kutan (sop), Jonathan Oldengarm (org),
Choir of the Church of St Andrew and St Paul,
Sing-In Brass and Percussion Ensemble/Jordan
de Souza recorded in the Church of St Andrew
& St Paul, Montreal (CBC)
9.00 Mozart Keyboard For piano, fortepiano,
organ and piano duo
Radio Live
12.00am Bruce Hopkins 5.00 James Coleman
Newstalk ZB
Watson 4.00 Larry Williams 7.00 Mark Watson 8.00
Kerre McIvor 12.00am Tim Beveridge 5.00 Rachel
Smalley
9/12/2015 2:56 pm
CHRISTMAS EVE
TV1
TV2
FREEVIEW 1 SKY 001
(G, R, C)
Makeover (G, C)
9.00 Infomercials
(G, R, C)
Chas’s fear has disastrous
consequences; Jimmy is
shocked to discover Nicola’s
secret; and Chrissie struggles
with Lawrence’s decision.
Today: Lloyd and Steve don’t
know where to look; Fiz
fears the worst; and Rita has
a plan.
(G, R)
3.55 Te Karere (C)
With Eddie McGuire.
6.00 ONE News (C)
Tonight: One of the chefs
tries to prove they have what
it takes to outperform one of
the best.
8.00 George Clarke’s Amazing
Christmas Spaces (G, C)
A festive special in which
George attends a carol
service in a 130-year-old
flat-pack tin church, and Will
Hardie visits a chapel that
has been transformed into a
luxury home.
9.05 Michael McIntyre’s Very
Christmassy Christmas
Show (PGR, C) Michael
McIntyre hosts a Christmas
entertainment special with
guests Jamie Oliver, Rob
Brydon, Mrs Brown and
Barbara Windsor and music
from Robbie Williams and
Jamie Cullum.
10.25 Alan Carr: Chatty Man
(C) Alan Carr hosts an
entertainment chat show.
11.25 My Big Fat Gypsy Christmas
(AO, R, C) UK special
featuring a gypsy brideto-be planning her own
spectacular Christmasthemed wedding.
12.20am ■ Citizen Khan (G, C) A
Khan Family Christmas: Mr
Khan has been given the
honour of placing the star
on top of the Sparkhill interfaith Christmas tree.
12.50 ■ Message in a Bottle
(1999, PGR, R, C, AD) Kevin
Costner, Robin Wright.
3.00 Eastwood Directs: The
Untold Story (PGR, C)
4.05 – 6.00 ■ The Tempest (2010,
PGR, R, C) Helen Mirren,
Djimon Hounsou.
(G, C)
(G, R, C)
9.00 Infomercials
Go Brit or Go Home: Ben
pretends to be Philip and
flirts with one of his students,
putting Philip’s job in
jeopardy.
11.00 Coca Cola Christmas in the
Park (R, HD, C) Coverage of
the annual festive concerts in
Christchurch and Auckland.
12.25 ■ I’ll Be Home for Christmas
(1998, G, R, C) A college
student has trouble getting
home for Christmas.
Jonathan Taylor Thomas,
Jessica Biel.
2.10 Regular Show (G, R, C) Fool
Me Twice: Mordecai and
Rigby want to win the grand
prize on a Japanese game
show.
Show (G, C) Comedian
Ellen DeGeneres presents a
talkshow. Today: Tina Fey.
Beat (G, C)
3.35 ■ Home on the Range
(2004, G, C) Three cows set
out to track down a cattle
rustler. Voices of Judi Dench,
Cuba Gooding Jr.
5.05 ■ Beverly Hills Chihuahua
(2008, G, R) A chihuahua
gets lost in Mexico. Drew
Barrymore, George Lopez.
7.00 ■ Arthur Christmas
(2011, G, R, C, AD) Santa’s
young son is shocked to
learn his father has missed
delivering a present at
Christmas and in an effort
to save the day joins forces
with his grandfather, a
rebellious young elf, an old
sleigh and some untrained
reindeer. Voices of James
McAvoy, Jim Broadbent, Bill
Nighy, Imelda Staunton.
8.55 ■ Ghost (1990, PGR,
R, C, AD) A man who was
murdered during a bungled
mugging returns as a ghost
to warn his love of imminent
peril from the man who killed
him. Patrick Swayze, Demi
Moore, Whoopi Goldberg.
11.30 ■ Keeping the Faith
(2000, AO, R, C, AD)
Two best friends, one a
rabbi, the other a priest,
discover they are in love with
their childhood friend. Jenna
Elfman, Ben Stiller, Edward
Norton.
1.45am Friends (G, R, C)
5.50 – 6.00 Buzzy Bee and Friends
(G, R)
TV3
FREEVIEW 2 SKY 002
FREEVIEW 3 SKY 003
6.00 Infomercials
(AO, R, HD)
(G, HD)
9.35 Infomercials
Noon ■ The Santa Con
(2014, HD, C) A conman
promises to reunite a boy’s
estranged parents. Barry
Watson.
(G, HD, C)
6.00 3 News
7.00 Top Gear India Special
(PGR, HD, C) Equipped with
three old British cars, the
guys set off on a road trip.
8.55 The Graham Norton Show
(AO, HD, C) Tonight: Carrie
Fisher and Kylie Minogue.
9.55 ■ When Harry Met Sally
… (1989, AO, R, C) Two
old friends obsess over
whether sex would ruin their
relationship. Billy Crystal,
Meg Ryan. Films, page 63
12.00am ■ The Best Man Holiday
(2013, AO) College friends
reunite over Christmas. Taye
Diggs, Terrence Howard.
1.55 ■ Survivor: Cambodia –
2.35 ■ A Country Christmas
Story (2013, G, R) An
Appalachian girl dreams of
becoming a country singer.
Dolly Parton.
4.00 – 6.00 ■ Toys (1992, PGR, R)
Robin Williams.
FOUR
FREEVIEW 4 SKY 012
5.30 Life’s Funniest Moments
(G, R) 6.00 Punk’d (G, R) 6.30
How I Met Your Mother (G, R) 7.00
The Simpsons (G, R, C) 7.30 The
Simpsons (G, R) 8.00 Family Guy
(16) A Very Special Family Guy
Freakin’ Christmas: The Griffins go
shopping on Christmas Eve. 8.30
Bob’s Burgers (PGR, R) Christmas
in the Car: Linda destroys the family
Christmas tree. 9.00 American
Dad! (PGR, R) Dreaming of a White
Porsche Christmas: Stan wishes he
was single. 9.30 South Park (AO, R)
Woodland Critter Christmas: Stan
is approached by forest critters.
10.00 Ed Sheeran: Live at Wembley
Stadium (C) Singer-songwriter
Ed Sheeran performs a soldout summer show at London’s
Wembley Stadium. 11.05 Slide Show
(G, R, C) 12.00am Entertainment
Tonight (G) 12.20 – 6.00 The Edge
on Four (G, R) A live stream of The
Edge radio station.
TV2: Beverly Hills Chihuahua,
5.05pm
PRIME
FREEVIEW 10 SKY 004
6.00
7.00
7.30
Noon
1.00
Home Shopping
Home Shopping
The Doctors (PGR)
2.00 Psych (PGR, R)
(G, R)
4.30 Hot Bench (G)
5.30 Prime News
7.30 Jamie’s Night Before
Christmas (G)
8.30 Sol3 Mio: Live in Concert
(PGR) Popera stars Sol3
Mio are captured live at the
Michael Fowler Centre.
Jimmy Fallon (G)
11.20 Doctor Who Christmas
Special 2012 (PGR, R)
12.25am Modern Family (PGR, R)
12.50 Life (G, R)
3.30 The Dentists (G, R)
4.20 The Boy with the World’s
Biggest Hands (PGR, R)
5.10 – 6.00 Kate Middleton: Heir
We Go Again (G, R)
MAORI
FREEVIEW 5 SKY 019
(G, R)
8.30 Te Kaea (R)
2.00 Ako (G, R)
3.30 Pukoro (G, R)
(G)
5.00 Tribe (G)
5.30 Te Kaea
(G, R)
6.30 Ako (G, R)
7.00 Te Kaea (R)
Whakaari (R)
8.00 City Slickers Rodeo (G)
8.30 Friday Night Lights (G)
9.30 Hunting Aotearoa (AO, R)
10.00 Whawhai (PGR)
10.30 Te Kaea (R)
11.00 – 11.30 Paepae (G, R)
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CHRISTMAS EVE
6.25
6.30 BAFTA: A Life in Pictures –
Ralph Fiennes (PG)
7.05 Wild (2014, 16)
Reese Witherspoon.
(2014, 16, part 2)
Adrian Grenier.
12.10 Finding Ms. Right (2012, 16)
Ivan Sergei.
1.40 Wild (2014, 16)
Reese Witherspoon.
(2014, 16, part 2)
5.05 Romeo & Juliet (2013, M)
Damian Lewis.
7.00 Match (2014, 16) Patrick
Stewart, Carla Gugino.
8.30 Mini-series: House of
Hancock (2015, M, part 1)
Based on the story of
Australia’s Hancock dynasty.
Mandy McElhinney.
9.50 Whitney (2015, M) Yaya
DaCosta.
11.20 Ask Me Anything (2014, 16)
Justin Long, Martin Sheen.
1.00am Match (2014, 16) 2.45
Whitney (2015, M) 4.10 Ask Me
Anything (2014, 16) 5.50 BAFTA:
A Life in Pictures – Ralph Fiennes
(PG)
6.45 U-571 (2000, M)
Matthew McConaughey.
Day Off (PG)
Peter Fonda.
11.45 Cold Sweat (1970, M)
Charles Bronson.
Griffin Dunne.
2.55 Trial by Jury (1994, M)
Joanne Whalley.
4.40 Sixteen Candles (1984, PG)
Molly Ringwald.
6.10 Carlito’s Way (1993, M)
An ex-gangster tries to go
straight. Al Pacino.
8.30 Chaplin (1992, M) Based on
the life of film legend Charles
Chaplin, icluding his youth in
London, exile from America
and eventual return. Robert
Downey Jr.
10.50 The Graduate (1967, M)
A college graduate
becomes trapped in
an affair. Dustin Hoffman,
Anne Bancroft.
12.35am Coogan’s Bluff (1968, 16)
2.10 Forced Vengeance (1982, 18)
3.40 After Hours (1985, M) 5.15 Cold
Sweat (1970, M)
Biography: Colin Farrell
(PG)
Mark Strong.
10.35 The Taking of Deborah
Logan (2014, 16) Jill Larson.
12.05 Think Like a Man Too
(2014, M) Kevin Hart.
Mark Strong.
3.30 The Inbetweeners 2
(2014, 16) Simon Bird.
5.05 Rob the Mob (2014, 16)
Michael Pitt.
A disillusioned shoemaker
stumbles upon a magical
heirloom. Adam Sandler.
A billionaire recruits a
wrestler in order to prepare
a US team for the 1988
Olympics. Steve Carell,
Channing Tatum.
10.45 The Equalizer (2014, 18)
Denzel Washington.
12.55am Sex Tape (2014, 16) 2.30
Rob the Mob (2014, 16) 4.15 Jamesy
Boy (2014, 18)
GENERAL
3.00 Smart Secrets of Great Paintings 3.30 Kehinde
Wiley: An Economy of Grace 4.30 Exhibition on
Screen: Vermeer and Music
6.00 Benny Hinn 6.30 Where the Wild Men Are with
Ben Fogle UK 7.30 Gardeners’ World 8.00 House
Crashers 8.30 Flying Rhinos 9.30 The Cook and the
Chef 10.00 Tom Kerridge’s Proper Pub Food 10.30
Nick Knowles’ Original Features 11.30 American
Restoration Noon Mark Berg’s Fishing Addiction
1.00 The Catch (PGR) 2.00 Where the Wild Men
Are with Ben Fogle UK 2.55 Gardeners’ World 3.35
House Crashers 4.00 Love Nature: Wild Germany
5.00 Heston’s in Search of Perfection 5.30 Food
Safari 6.00 My Dream Home 7.00 Auction Hunters
7.30 Jamie’s American Road Trip 8.30 BBQ Champ
9.25 12 Drinks of Christmas 10.40 Auction Hunters
11.00 Heston’s in Search of Perfection 11.30 Food
Safari 12.00am Gardeners’ World 12.30 Benny Hinn
12.55 Better Homes and Gardens 2.00 Love Nature:
Wild Germany 3.00 My Dream Home 4.00 Jamie’s
American Road Trip 5.00 BBQ Champ
UKTV SKY 007
6.00 Would I Lie to You? (PG) 7.00 EastEnders
(PG) 7.30 The Bill (M) 9.15 Pointless (PG) 10.05
The Graham Norton Show (M) 11.45 Critical (16)
12.40 Ripper Street (16) 1.35 New Tricks (M) 2.30
Inspector Morse (M) 4.20 The Bill (M) 6.05 Pointless
(PG) 7.00 EastEnders (PG) 7.30 The Boy in the
Dress (PG) Based on David Walliams’ story about
a boy who decides to wear a dress to school. Billy
Kennedy, Jennifer Saunders, Steve Speirs. 8.40
Would I Lie to You? (PG) 9.15 The Graham Norton
Show (M) Tonight: Shirley Bassey, Catherine Tate,
Richard Ayoade and Annie Lennox. 10.10 8 Out of 10
Cats (M) 11.05 Would I Lie to You? (PG) 11.35 The
Graham Norton Show (M) 12.25am The Bill (M) 1.15
2.35 Inspector Morse (M) 4.20 The Syndicate (M)
5.15 The Adventures of Merlin (M)
Living SKY 017
Kirstie’s Handmade Showdown 8.05 A Place in the
Sun: Winter Sun 9.00 Selling Houses Australia 9.50
The Great Interior Design Challenge 10.50 Homes
Under the Hammer 11.50 Antiques Roadshow 12.50
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6.55 Joe (2013, 16) Nicolas Cage.
8.50 Suskind (2012, M) Karl
Markovics.
Elizabeth Banks.
12.30 Damien (2014, M) Ryan
Lampp.
12.40 The Red Road (2014-15, M,
season 2, episodes 1-6)
5.10 The Lunchbox (2013, PG)
Irrfan Khan, Nimrat Kaur.
(2014, M) Paddy Considine,
John Heffernan.
8.30 Miyazaki: The Kingdom
of Dreams and
Madness (2013, PG)
Japanese documentary
about Studio Ghibli, the
brainchild of directors Hayao
Miyazaki, Isao Takahata and
producer Toshio Suzuki.
10.30 Room at the Top (2012, 16)
An angry young man in
1940s Yorkshire climbs the
socio-economic ladder.
Matthew McNulty, Maxine
Peake.
12.15am Masquerade (2012, M)
2.25 The Red Road (2014-15, M,
season 2, episodes 1-6)
SoHo SKY 010
Sky Premiere: Foxcatcher, 8.30pm
Selling Houses Australia 1.50 The Shelbourne 2.20
Kirstie’s Handmade Showdown 3.15 Grand Designs
4.10 A Place in the Sun: Winter Sun 5.05 Cash in the
Attic 6.00 Zoo Days (M) 6.30 Antiques Roadshow
7.30 Homes Under the Hammer 8.30 Back in Time
for Dinner 9.30 Kirstie’s Handmade Showdown
10.30 Escape to the Country 11.30 Grand Designs
2.20 Homes Under the Hammer 3.20 Escape to the
Country 4.10 Grand Designs 5.05 The Shelbourne
Sky Arts SKY 020
6.00 Lucerne Festival: Simon Rattle Conducts
Mozart 7.40 Camera Music 8.00 Andre Rieu:
Welcome to My World 9.30 Verbier: Lisiecki Plays
Mozart Chopin Bach 11.00 Wallace National Piano
Competition 2015 12.30 Le Concert De Paris 2014
2.00 Lucerne Festival: Simon Rattle Conducts
Mozart 3.40 Camera Music 4.00 The Book Show
4.45 Living the Life: Elliott Gould sits down with
Dave Stewart 5.30 African Masters 6.00 The
Story of British Pathe 7.00 Smart Secrets of Great
Paintings 7.30 Kehinde Wiley: An Economy of Grace
8.30 Exhibition on Screen: Vermeer and Music
(G) The National Gallery’s exhibition. 10.00 Circus
Without Borders 11.00 Los Angeles Film Noir (PG)
12.00am The Book Show 12.45 Living the Life 1.30
African Masters 2.00 The Story of British Pathe
6.00 Babylon (16) 6.50 The Writers’ Room (M)
Breaking Bad 7.15 Queer as Folk (18) 8.00 The
Knick (18) 9.00 Babylon (16) 9.50 Blunt Talk (16)
10.20 Sex&Drugs&Rock&Roll (16) 10.50 Deadwood
(16) 11.50 American Horror Story: Hotel (18) 12.50
Banshee (18) 1.40 The Knick (18) 2.40 Babylon
(16) 3.40 American Horror Story: Hotel (18) 4.40
Blunt Talk (16) 5.10 Sex&Drugs&Rock&Roll (16) 5.40
Deadwood (16) 6.30 Banshee (18) Homecoming:
Job’s encounter with a priest brings Lucas and
Carrie closer to Rabbit. 7.20 Vice Special Report:
Fixing the System (M) Vice heads to El Reno Federal
Prison with President Obama. 8.30 The Knick (18)
9.30 It’s Me, Hilary: The Man Who Drew Eloise
(M) A portrait of illustrator Hilary Knight, whose
whimsical life is rivalled only by his iconic character,
Eloise. 10.05 Banshee (18) Bullets and Tears: Lucas
and Carrie ready themselves for a showdown with
Rabbit. 11.05 Into the Badlands (18) Hand of Five
Poisons: Sunny and MK fight to escape Quinn’s grip
once and for all. 11.55 Vice Special Report: Fixing the
System (M) 1.05am The Knick (18) 2.05 The Writers’
Room (M) 2.30 It’s Me, Hilary: The Man Who Drew
Eloise (M) 3.05 Into the Badlands (18) 3.55 Banshee
(18) 4.55 Vice Special Report: Fixing the System (M)
8.00 BBC World News 9.30 HARDtalk 10.00 BBC
World News 10.30 World Business Report 10.45
Sport Today 11.00 BBC World News 2.30 World
Business Report 2.45 Sport Today 3.00 BBC World
BBC Focus on Africa 6.00 BBC World News 6.30
World Business Report 6.45 Sport Today 7.00 BBC
World News 8.30 HARDtalk 9.00 BBC World News
12.30am Our World 1.00 BBC World News 1.30 Click
9/12/2015 2:55 pm
CHRISTMAS EVE
SPORT
RADIO
Sky Sport 1 SKY 051
RNZ National
6.00 Golf World 6.30 The ITM Fishing Show
day five. 8.00 Fox Sports News 8.30 Rugby, Land
Rover first XV, Review. 9.30 Inside Cricket 10.30
T20 Big Bash, Renegades v Sixers. 11.00 Cricket,
Black Caps v Sri Lanka, second test, day five. 11.30
Surfing, WSL World C’ship, Billabong Pro Teahupoo.
12.30 The ITM Fishing Show 1.30 Darts, World
C’ship, day seven. 5.30 Altered Course 6.30 Golf
Channel Academy 7.30 Fox Sports News 8.00 The
Football League Show 8.30 NZ Football Weekly
9.00 A-League, Wanderers v Jets, live. 11.00 UEFA
Champions League Weekly 11.30 Darts, World
C’ship, day seven. 3.30am Fox Sports News 4.00
Rugby, Land Rover First XV Review 5.00 T20 Big
Bash, Renegades v Sixers. 5.30 T20 Big Bash,
Hurricanes v Heat.
Sky Sport 2 SKY 052
6.00 Red Bull Drift Shifters 6.30 Crash 7.00 V8 Life
7.30 Golf World 8.00 Darts, World C’ship, live. Noon
Fox Sports News 12.30 Sky Sports UK News 1.00
Isle of Man TT, Superbike TT race. 2.00 Ultimate
Insider 2.30 TBA 4.30 Sky Sports UK News 5.00
The ITM Fishing Show 6.00 Surfing, C’ship Tour,
Hurley Pro at Trestles. 7.00 Golf World 7.30 Isle
of Man TT, Superbike TT race. 8.30 T20 Big Bash,
Renegades v Sixers. 9.00 T20 Big Bash, Hurricanes
v Heat. 9.30 Fox Sports News 10.00 Rugby, Land
Rover First XV Review 11.00 Touch Football,
Secondary Schools National finals. 12.00am T20
Big Bash, Renegades v Sixers. 12.30 T20 Big Bash,
Hurricanes v Heat. 1.00 Cricket, Black Caps v Sri
Lanka, second test, day five. 1.30 Fox Sports News
2.00 Isle of Man TT, Superbike TT race. 3.00 Surfing,
C’ship Tour, Hurley Pro at Trestles. 4.00 NBL,
Adelaide 36ers v Melbourne United.
BBC Knowledge: Infested with Michael Mosley,
8.30pm
News 10.30 NBL, Adelaide 36ers v Melbourne
United. 12.30 NZ Football Weekly 1.00 T20 Big
Bash, Renegades v Sixers. 1.30 Cricket, Black Caps
v Sri Lanka, second test, day five. 2.00 Sky Sports
UK News 2.30 Touch Football, Secondary Schools
National finals, highlights. 3.30 Land Rover First XV
Review 4.30 Golf World 5.00 US Masters Official
Films 6.00 Darts, World C’ship, day seven. 10.00
Golf World 10.30 NHL, Red Devils v Ducks. 12.30am
NZ Football Weekly 1.00 A-League, Wanderers v
Jets. 3.00 Soccer, ASB, WaiBOP United v Auckland
City FC. 5.00 The Football League Show 5.30 UEFA
Champions League Weekly
ESPN SKY 061
6.00 T20 Big Bash, Renegades v Sixers, replay. 9.30
T20 Big Bash, Hurricanes v Heat. 10.00 Fox Sports
6.00 Gridiron, NCAA, BoCA Raton Bowl. 7.00
ESPN Original Documentaries Noon NBA Specials
1.00 NBA, Memphis v Washington, live. 3.30 NBA
Finals Films 4.30 NBA, Oklahoma City Thunder v
Los Angeles Lakers, live. 7.00 Basketball, NCAA,
Southeastern Conference, Illinois v Missouri, delayed.
9.00 Around the Horn 9.30 Pardon the Interruption
10.00 ESPN FC 10.30 NBA Tonight 11.00 Basketball,
NCAA, Diamond Head Classic, second semi-final,
delayed. 1.00am SportsCenter 2.00 ESPN FC 2.30
NBA Tonight 3.00 Basketball, NBA, Oklahoma City
Thunder v Los Angeles Lakers. 5.00 SportsNation
DOCUMENTARIES
History SKY 073
Sky Sport 3 SKY 053
Gold Rush (PG) 8.30 MythBusters (PG) 9.25 Alaska:
The Last Frontier (M) 10.20 Pacific Warriors (PG)
11.15 Fatal Encounters (M) 12.10 Desperate Measures
(M) 1.05 Scorned: Love Kills (M) 2.00 How It’s Made
(PG) 2.55 How Do They Do It? (PG) 3.25 Auction
Hunters (PG) 3.50 Gold Rush (PG) 4.45 Edge of
Alaska (M) 5.40 MythBusters (PG) 6.35 Running
Wild with Bear Grylls (M) 7.30 Salvage Hunters
(PG) 9.30 Alaskan Bush People Christmas Special
(M) Tonight: The Brown family reveals their unique
Christmas traditions. 10.30 How It’s Made (PG) 11.30
Gold Rush (PG) 12.30am True Crime with Aphrodite
Jones (M) 1.25 Evil-In-Law (M) 2.20 Auction
6.30 Sex and the Church (PG) 7.30 Temple Mount
(PG) 8.30 Riddles of the Bible (PG) 9.30 A History
of Christianity (PG) 10.30 The Week They Elected
the Pope (PG) 11.30 The Making of the Mob: New
York (PG) 12.30 Surviving the Tsunami (PG) 1.30
The Road from Christ to Constantine (PG) 2.30
(PG) 4.30 The Irish in Australia (PG) 5.30 A History
of Christianity (PG) 6.30 The Unshakeable Hagia
Sophia (PG) 7.30 Biblical Conspiracies (PG) 8.30
The Universe How Big, How Far, How Fast: Uses
analogies to bring objects, distances and speeds
down to Earth. 9.30 Monsters & Mysteries (PG)
10.30 Ancient Aliens (PG) 11.30 UFO Hunters (PG)
12.30am Dangerous Missions (PG) 1.30 Nazi Secret
Files (PG) 2.30 Dogfights (PG) 3.30 Unsealed: Alien
Files (PG) 4.00 Biblical Conspiracies (PG) 4.45 The
Universe 5.30 Monsters & Mysteries (PG)
Discovery SKY 070
6.00 Outback Wrangler (PG) 6.30 The Known
Universe 7.30 Megastructures 8.30 Wicked Tuna:
North vs South (M) 9.30 Vatican: Life Within
11.30 Science of Stupid (M) Noon Brain Games
(PG) 12.30 Air Crash Investigations (PG) 1.30
Megafactories Marathon 6.30 Mammoth: Back from
the Dead (G) Scientists hunt for the one cell that
will help them clone the mammoth. 7.30 Bigger
Than T-Rex (PG) 8.30 Top 10 Biggest Beasts Ever
(PG) Counts down the biggest beasts of their kind
to ever roam the planet in this eye-opening special,
and uncover the secret lives of these supersized
species. 10.30 Jurassic CSI: Ultimate Dino Secrets
(PG) 11.30 T-Rex: Ultimate Survivor (PG) 12.30am
Drain the Bermuda Triangle (PG) 1.30 Titanic’s
Nuclear Secret (PG) 2.30 Ghosts of the Black Sea
(PG) 3.30 Alien Deep with Bob Ballard Marathon
6.40 Embarrassing Bodies (M) 7.30 24 Hours in
A&E (M) 8.20 Who Do You Think You Are? US
(PG) 9.05 Who Do You Think You Are? Australia
(PG) 10.55 Eggheads (PG) 11.25 Top Gear USA
(PG) 12.10 Traffic Cops (M) 1.10 Top Gear (PG) 2.10
24 Hours in A&E (M) 3.00 Embarrassing Bodies
(M) 3.50 Eggheads (PG) 4.20 Top Gear (PG)
6.30 Traffic Cops (M) 7.35 An Idiot Abroad (M)
8.30 Infested with Michael Mosley (PG) Michael
Mosley explores the bizarre and fascinating world
of parasites by deliberately infesting himself. 9.25
The Private Life of Plants (PG) Growing: David
Attenborough is in the Costa Rican rainforest. 10.25
Traffic Cops (M) 11.30 Top Gear (PG) 12.35am Top
Gear USA (PG) 1.25 Emergency Search & Rescue
(PG) 1.50 Lonely Planet: Best in China (PG) 2.00
Christmas Log Fire (PG)
(ninetonoon@radionz.co.nz)
Worldwatch
7.06 Christmas Eve with Bryan Crump
Including: 8.13 Windows on the World
11.06 Carols for Christmas Eve with
Warwick Burke
Carols for Christmas Morning with Warwick
Burke; 1.30 NZ Society (RNZ); 2.05 The Beatles
Christmases (1 of 2); 2.35 The Why Factor;
3.05 A Fragile Peace, by Lindsay Wood, told
by Patrick Davies (RNZ); 3.30 The Sampler;
5.10 Witness (BBC)
RNZ Concert
News and Weather 6.00, 7.00, 8.00, 9.00,
10.00am, noon, 3.00, 5.00, 6.00, 10.00pm
Christmas season
Zealand
7.00 Appointment A Classical Christmas:
William Dart explores anthems, motets, lieder
and opera for the festive season (RNZ)
8.00 Music Alive Puer natus est nobis: Jane
McKinlay (sop), Phillip Collins, Richard Taylor,
Philip Roderick (tens), Tudor Consort/Michael
Stewart – Anon Sarum chant: A solis ortus
cardine; Ther is no Ros; Hayl Mary, full of
grace; Lambe: Stella caeli; Anon: Coventry
carol; Ballot: Sweet was the song; Byrd: This
day Christ was born; Lambe: Nesciens mater;
Anon: Verbum caro factum est; Guerrero: A un
niño llorando al yelo; Tallis: Videte miraculum;
Palestrina: Hodie Christus natus est; O
magnum mysterium; Mouton: Quaeramus cum
pastoribus; Lassus: Resonet in laudibus (RNZ)
9.10 Going Grand Music by Giuliani, Chopin,
Pasculli and Auber
Radio Live
12.00am Joe Reid
Newstalk ZB
6.00 Tim Dower 9.00 Mike Yardley 1.00 Andrew
Dickens 6.00 Phil Guyan 12.00am Bruce Russell 5.00
Rachel Smalley
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CHRISTMAS DAY
TV1
TV2
FREEVIEW 1 SKY 001
6.00 Carols in the Caves (G, R, C)
6.40 25th Anniversary Trillian
Variety Bash (G, R, C)
Makeover (G, R, C)
8.00 Praise Be (G)
(G, R, C) Today: Tina Fey.
9.45 Royal Variety
Performance 2014 (G, R, C)
Hosted by Michael McIntyre.
11.35 Come Dine with Me (G, C)
12.25 The Sound of Music Live!
(G, R, C, AD) A filmed live
performance of The Sound
of Music, featuring Carrie
Underwood, Stephen Moyer
and Audra McDonald.
2.35 Call the Midwife: Christmas
Special 2012 (PGR, R, C, AD)
3.55 Te Karere (C)
5.10 George Clarke’s Amazing
Christmas Spaces (G, R, C)
George Clarke and designer
William Hardie look back on
the making of their dream
tree house.
6.00 ONE News (C)
6.50 HM the Queen’s Christmas
Message 2015 (C)
7.00 Gadget Man’s Guide to
Christmas (G, C) Richard
Ayoade presents a guide
to improving Christmas
with gadgets, including a
robot that helps him shop
and devices that can help a
person survive snow, fog and
long nights. Special guests
include Reece Shearsmith
and Jessica Hynes.
7.50 Miranda Christmas Special
(PGR, R, C, AD) I Do, But to
Who?: Miranda is faced with
two proposals, one from
Gary and one from Mike.
9.00 Mrs Brown’s Boys
(AO, R, C, AD) Mammy
Christmas: After learning the
church nativity play has been
cancelled, Agnes sets out to
stage her own production,
and Cathy plots to take
revenge on her mother.
9.30 ■ One Chance
(2013, AO, C, AD) Based on
the story of Paul Potts, a
shy, bullied shop assistant by
day and an amateur opera
singer by night who became
an instant phenomenon
after being chosen by Simon
Cowell for Britain’s Got
Talent. James Corden, Julie
Walters.
11.20 Big Fat Gypsy Christmas:
Carols and Caravans
(AO, R, C) A special about
Christmas in Britain’s
travelling community.
12.05am Castle (AO, R, C) Secret
Santa: A Father Christmas
falls from the sky.
1.15 – 6.00 Breathless (AO, R,
HD, C) UK drama series set
in a hospital in the 1960s.
6.00 Angry Birds: Ode to Snow
(C)
6.05 Wiki the Kiwi (G, HD, C)
6.10 Octonauts (G, C)
6.35 Sofia the First (G, R, C)
6.55 Doc McStuffins (G, R, C)
7.20 The Looney Tunes Show
(G, R, C)
7.40 The Jungle Bunch Back to
the Ice Floe (G, C)
9.20 Dog with a Blog (G, R, C)
10.05 Pair of Kings (G, C)
10.30 Jessie (G, C)
11.20 I Didn’t Do It (G, C)
11.45 ■ The Sword in the Stone
(1963, G, R, C) Voice of
Karl Swenson.
1.05 ■ Jumanji (1995, PGR,
R, C, AD) Robin Williams.
Films, page 63
2.50 The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
(G, R, C)
3.15 The Story of Frozen: Making
a Disney Animated Classic
(G, R)
4.05 ■ A Royal Christmas
(2014, G, C) A woman tries
to win over her unaccepting
future mother-in-law.
Lacey Chabert.
5.35 ■ Happily N’Ever After
(2006, G, R, C) Villains seize
control of a kingdom. Voices
of Andy Dick, Sarah Michelle
Gellar.
7.00 ■ Lady and the Tramp
(1955, G, C, AD) A pampered
cocker spaniel and a roguish
mutt from across the tracks
share adventures on a lovely
night. Voices of Barbara
Luddy, Larry Roberts. Films,
page 63
8.15 ■ Last Holiday
(2006, PGR, R, C) After
learning that she only
has three weeks to live, a
woman decides to enjoy her
remaining time by living it up
in Europe. Queen Latifah, LL
Cool J, Gerard Depardieu.
10.10 2 Broke Girls (PGR, R) And a
Loan for Christmas: Caroline
and Max decide to apply
for a loan so they can massproduce their T-shirt idea,
and with Christmas looming,
Sophie recruits the gang for
help with winning a festivethemed contest.
10.30 ■ Risky Business
(1983, AO, R, C) A teenager
left at home for a week
becomes mixed up in the
life of a callgirl. Tom Cruise,
Rebecca De Mornay, Joe
Pantoliano. Films, page 63
12.10am ■ Six Days, Seven Nights
(1998, AO, R, C, AD) A cargo
pilot and a magazine editor
crash-land on an uncharted
desert island. Harrison Ford,
Anne Heche.
2.10 – 6.00 Two and a Half Men
(PGR, R, C)
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TV3
FREEVIEW 2 SKY 002
FREEVIEW 3 SKY 003
6.00 ■ Casper’s Haunted
Christmas (2000, G, R)
7.20 ■ The Land Before Time
(1988, G, R, C)
8.30 ■ Little Women
(1994, G, R, HD, C)
10.25 ■ Christmas in the City
(2013, G, R, C)
11.55 ■ Wish Upon a Christmas
(2015, C) Larisa Oleynik.
1.25 ■ Surviving Christmas
(2004, PGR, R, C) Ben
Affleck.
2.55 ■ A Snow Globe Christmas
(2013, G, R, C) A TV
executive is transported
inside a Christmas globe.
Alicia Witt.
4.20 ■ Christmas with the Kranks
(2004, G, R, HD, C) A family
decides to skip Christmas.
Tim Allen, Jamie Lee Curtis.
6.00 3 News
7.00 ■ Rise of the Guardians
(2012, PGR, HD, C) An evil
spirit launches an assault
on Earth. Voices of Hugh
Jackman, Chris Pine.
8.30 ■ Little Fockers
(2010, AO, R, HD, C)
An ailing former CIA agent
pays a visit to his son-in-law.
Ben Stiller, Teri Polo, Robert
De Niro.
10.05 ■ Les Miserables
(2012, AO, R, HD, C) In
19th-century France, a man
agrees to care for a factory
worker’s daughter. Hugh
Jackman, Russell Crowe,
Anne Hathaway, Amanda
Seyfried, Sacha Baron
Cohen. Films, page 63
FOUR
FREEVIEW 4 SKY 012
Sticky TV Christmas (G) 8.00
Children’s Programmes 10.30
Casper’s Scare School (G, R) 10.55
Fanboy and Chum Chum (G, R)
11.20 Strange Hill High (G, R) 11.40
As Told by Ginger (G, R) 12.05 The
Forgotten Toys (G, R) 12.30 Frosty
Returns (G, R) 12.55 Noddy Saves
Christmas (G, R) 1.20 Ben and
Holly’s Little Kingdom (G, R) 1.45
Tree Fu Tom (G, R) 2.05 Sesame
Street (G, R) 3.00 Sticky TV 4.35
Mr Young (G, R) 4.55 iCarly (G, R)
5.20 It Only Hurts When I Laugh
(G, R) 5.40 Life’s Funniest Moments
(G, R) 6.05 Punk’d (G, R) 6.30 How
I Met Your Mother (G, R) 6.50 The
Simpsons (G, R, C) 7.15 ■ Jingle
All the Way (1996, PGR, R, C)
Arnold Schwarzenegger. Films,
page 63 8.40 ■ Donnie Brasco
(1997, AO, R, C) An FBI agent
goes undercover with the mob.
Johnny Depp. 10.40 House of
Lies (AO) The Urge to Save
Humanity Is Almost Always a False
Front for the Urge to Rule: Clyde
develops feelings for Kelsey. 11.35
Entertainment Tonight (G) 12.00am
– 6.00 Infomercials
Prime: The Sound of Music,
7.30pm
PRIME
FREEVIEW 10 SKY 004
6.00 Hour of Power: O Holy
Night (G)
7.00 Music and the Spoken Word
(G)
7.30 Nature’s Misfits (G, R)
8.30 Nigellissima Christmas
Special (G, R)
9.30 QI (PGR, R)
Special 2014 (PGR, R)
11.05 Doctor Who Marathon
(PGR, R) Season nine of the
UK sci-fi series.
4.00 ■ Grumpy Cat’s Worst
Christmas Ever (2014, G, R)
5.30 Prime News
6.00 Attenborough’s Fabulous
Frogs (G, R)
7.00 QI Christmas Special (PGR)
7.30 ■ The Sound of Music
(1965, G, R) A former nun
becomes governess to
an Austrian family. Julie
Andrews, Christopher
Plummer. Films, page 63
Jimmy Fallon (PGR)
11.10 The Manners of Downton
Abbey (G, R)
MAORI
FREEVIEW 5 SKY 019
(G, R)
8.30 Te Kaea (R)
2.00 Ako (G, R)
3.00 ■ Fitness in the Whare
(G, R)
3.30 Pukoro (G, R)
(G)
5.00 Tribe (G)
5.30 Te Kaea
(G, R)
6.30 Ako (G, R)
7.00 ■ Joyeux Noel
(2005, PGR, R) Diane Kruger.
9.00 Laughing Samoans (G, R)
9.30 Find Me a Maori Bride
(PGR, R)
10.00 ■ Super City (AO)
10.30 Te Kaea (R)
11.00 – 11.30 Marae Kai Masters
(G, R)
9/12/2015 2:55 pm
CHRISTMAS DAY
6.00 Inside Story: The Santa
Clause (PG)
Adam Sandler.
Steve Carell.
11.20 Rob the Mob (2014, 16)
Michael Pitt.
Adam Sandler.
Steve Carell.
Dylan O’Brien.
8.30 Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2
(2015, PG) A zealous security
guard uncovers a criminal
threat while on holiday in Las
Vegas. Kevin James.
10.05 The Hunger Games:
Mockingjay Part 1 (2014, M)
After destroying the Hunger
Games, Katniss is taken
to the heart of rebellion.
Jennifer Lawrence.
12.05am Ouija (2014, 16) 1.35 The
Maze Runner (2014, M) 3.25 Joy
Ride 3: Road Kill (2014, 18) 5.00
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
(2014, M)
Hailee Steinfeld.
Hancock (M, part 1)
9.30 Match (2014, 16)
Patrick Stewart.
Damian Lewis.
1.00 Heaven Is for Real
(2014, PG) Greg Kinnear.
Sarah Drew.
4.20 Jersey Boys (2014, M)
John Lloyd Young.
(2014, M) Based on the life of
theoretical physicist Stephen
Hawking. Eddie Redmayne,
Felicity Jones.
8.30 Begin Again (2013, M)
A lovelorn songwriter is
discovered by a disgraced
record-label executive. Keira
Knightley, Mark Ruffalo.
10.15 Selma (2014, M) A chronicle
of Martin Luther King’s
campaign to secure equal
rights. David Oyelowo.
12.20am The Memory Book (2014,
M) 1.45 Jersey Boys (2014, M) 3.55
Heaven Is for Real (2014, PG) 5.35
Selma (2014, M)
6.50 Sixteen Candles (1984, PG)
Molly Ringwald.
Dustin Hoffman.
10.05 Moonwalker (1988, PG)
Michael Jackson.
11.35 Maverick (1994, PG)
Mel Gibson.
1.40 This Is Spinal Tap (1984, M)
Michael McKean.
3.05 The Last of the Mohicans
(1992, PG) Daniel Day Lewis.
4.55 Kindergarten Cop
(1990, M) A detective goes
undercover as a teacher.
6.45 Twins (1988, PG) A genetic
experiment discovers
he has a twin. Arnold
Schwarzenegger.
8.30 Goodfellas (1990, 16) A New
York street hustler ascends
the ranks of the Mafia
after being mentored by
gangsters. Robert De Niro.
10.55 Misery (1990, M) A novelist is
involved in a car crash. Kathy
Bates, James Caan.
12.40am Fast Times at Ridgemont
High (1982, 18) 2.10 The Man Who
Fell to Earth (1976, 18) 4.25 The
Dam Busters (1955, G)
GENERAL
UKTV SKY 007
6.00 Would I Lie to You? (M) 6.30 Would I Lie to
You? (PG) 7.00 8 Out of 10 Cats (M) 7.30 QI (M)
8.00 Would I Lie to You? (PG) 8.30 8 Out of 10
Cats (M) 9.00 QI (M) 9.30 Would I Lie to You?
(PG) 10.00 8 Out of 10 Cats (M) 10.30 QI (M) 11.00
Would I Lie to You? (PG) 11.30 8 Out of 10 Cats (M)
Noon QI (M) 12.30 Would I Lie to You? (PG) 1.00 8
Out of 10 Cats (M) 1.30 QI (M) 2.00 Would I Lie to
You? (PG) 2.30 8 Out of 10 Cats (M) 3.00 QI (M)
3.30 Would I Lie to You? (PG) 4.00 8 Out of 10
Cats (M) 4.30 QI (M) 5.00 Would I Lie to You? (PG)
5.30 8 Out of 10 Cats (M) 6.00 QI (M) 6.30 Would
I Lie to You? (PG) 7.00 HM the Queen’s Christmas
Message 2015 (PG) 7.10 8 Out of 10 Cats (M)
Christmas Special: With panellists Holly Willoughby,
Henning Wehn, Alan Davies and Roisin Conaty. 8.00
The Vicar of Dibley (PG) Winter: The parishioners
plan their nativity play. 8.45 Absolutely Fabulous (M)
Cold Turkey: As the Monsoon household prepares
to celebrate Christmas, the spirit of the season
proves too much for Patsy. 9.20 Doc Martin (M) On
the Edge: The peace of Portwenn is disturbed by
birdwatchers. 11.00 A Touch of Frost (M) 1.40am QI
(M) 3.10 The Syndicate Marathon (M)
The Lunchbox (2013, PG)
Irrfan Khan.
of Dreams and
Madness (2013, PG)
Japanese documentary.
12.15 Queenie (2014, G) Erin
Banks.
12.30 The Trials of Muhammad Ali
(2013, M) US documentary.
2.00 Dylan Thomas: A Poet in
New York (2014, M) Tom
Hollander.
3.20 Coalition (2015, M) Bertie
Carvel.
4.55 Stories We Tell (2012, M)
Canadian documentary.
6.45 The Face of an Angel
(2014, 16) Daniel Bruhl.
8.30 Drive (2011, 18) A getaway
driver gets into trouble. Ryan
Gosling, Carey Mulligan.
10.15 A Dangerous Method
(2011, 16) Michael Fassbender.
Gutierrez.
1.45am The Trials of Muhammad
Ali (M) 3.15 Coalition (2015, M) 4.50
Drive (2011, 18)
SoHo SKY 010
6.00 Benny Hinn 6.30 The Living Room 7.30
Nature: Wild Germany 9.30 Heston’s in Search of
Perfection 10.00 Food Safari 10.30 My Dream Home
11.30 Auction Hunters Noon Jamie’s American
Road Trip 1.00 12 Drinks of Christmas 2.00 BBQ
Champ 3.00 ■ City of Ember (2008, PGR) In a postapocalyptic world, the generator that gives light
is failing. Saoirse Ronan. 4.30 We Love Penguins
5.30 The Living Room 6.30 Christmas movie 7.55
■ Last Chance Harvey (2008, PGR) A chance
encounter changes a man’s life. Dustin Hoffman,
Emma Thompson. 9.30 ■ South Solitary (2010, AO)
An unmarried woman moves to a remote lighthouse.
Miranda Otto, Marton Csokas. 11.30 We Love
Penguins 12.30am Benny Hinn 1.00 ■ City of Ember
(2008, PGR) 3.00 ■ South Solitary (2010, AO) 5.00
Giants of the Deep
6.55
Movies Classics: Goodfellas, 8.30pm
Living SKY 017
Kirstie’s Handmade Showdown 8.05 Back in Time
for Dinner 9.00 The Shelbourne 9.25 Long Lost
Family 4.10 Back in Time for Dinner 5.05 Cash in the
Attic 6.00 Zoo Days (M) 6.30 Antiques Roadshow
7.30 Homes Under the Hammer 8.30 Long Lost
Family 9.30 Obsessive Compulsive Cleaners 10.30
Monty Don’s Real Craft 11.30 Long Lost Family
2.20 Homes Under the Hammer 3.20 Monty
Don’s Real Craft 4.10 Long Lost Family 5.00 The
Shelbourne 5.30 The Dales with Ade Edmondson
Sky Arts SKY 020
6.00 Circus Without Borders 7.00 Los Angeles Film
Noir (PG) 8.00 The Book Show 8.45 Living the
Life: Elliot Gould sits down with Dave Stewart 9.30
11.00 Smart Secrets of Great Paintings 11.30 Kehinde
Wiley: An Economy of Grace 12.30 Exhibition on
Screen: Vermeer and Music 2.00 Circus Without
Borders 3.00 Los Angeles Film Noir (PG) 4.00 In
Conversation 5.00 Playhouse Presents (PG) 5.30
■ The Blues: Warming by the Devil’s Fire (2003, G)
7.00 BB King: The Life of Riley 8.30 Showrunners
10.00 Mammon (M) 11.00 Fake or Fortune? 12.00am
In Conversation 1.00 Playhouse Presents (PG) 1.30
■ The Blues: Warming by the Devil’s Fire (2003, G)
3.00 BB King: The Life of Riley 4.30 Showrunners
6.00 Vice Special Report: Fixing the System (M)
6.05 Queer as Folk (18) 6.55 From the Earth to
the Moon (M) 7.55 It’s Me, Hilary: The Man Who
Drew Eloise (M) 8.30 Into the Badlands (18) 9.20
The Writers’ Room (M) 9.45 The Knick (18) 10.45
Babylon (16) 11.35 From the Earth to the Moon (M)
12.35 Banshee (18) 1.35 Vice Special Report: Fixing
the System (M) 2.45 It’s Me, Hilary: The Man Who
Drew Eloise (M) 3.20 The Knick (18) 4.15 From
the Earth to the Moon (M) 5.15 Into the Badlands
(18) 6.05 Banshee (18) Bullets and Tears: Lucas
and Carrie ready themselves for a showdown with
Rabbit. 7.05 ■ Bessie (2015, M) Based on the life
of blues singer Bessie Smith. Queen Latifah. 8.55
Babylon (16) Tonight: There is a vacancy at the
top of the force, and Charles Inglis is the obvious
candidate. 9.45 Blunt Talk (16) A Beaver That’s Lost
Its Mind: Walter finds out that his ex-wife is dating
a rock star. 10.15 Sex&Drugs&Rock&Roll (16) 10.45
Banshee (18) The Fire Trials: With Rabbit dead and
Emmet’s death avenged, Banshee has been nothing
but a quiet town. 11.35 The Knick (18) 12.35am ■
Bessie (2015, M) 2.25 Babylon (16) 3.15 Blunt Talk
(16) 3.45 Sex&Drugs&Rock&Roll (16) 4.15 Banshee
(18) 5.10 Queer as Folk (18)
World News 10.30 World Business Report 10.45
Reporters 11.00 BBC World News 11.30 Talking
Movies Noon BBC World News 2.30 Talking Movies
3.45 UK Reporters 4.00 BBC World News 4.40
Africa Business Report 5.00 BBC World News 5.15
The Queen’s Christmas Message 5.30 BBC Focus on
Africa 6.00 BBC World News 6.40 Africa Business
Report 7.00 BBC World News 7.30 HARDtalk 8.00
News 11.30 Witness 12.00am BBC World News
12.30 Talking Movies 1.00 BBC World News 1.10
Children of the Gaza War 2.00 BBC World News
2.30 Panorama 3.00 BBC World News 3.30 Race
for the Skies 4.00 BBC World News 4.30 The Travel
Show 5.00 BBC World News 5.30 Witness
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9/12/2015 2:55 pm
CHRISTMAS DAY
SPORT
RADIO
Sky Sport 1 SKY 051
RNZ National
6.00 Rugby, World Cup, second quarter-final, All
Blacks v France, replay. 8.00 Rugby, World Cup,
first semi-final, South Africa v All Blacks, replay.
10.00 Rugby, World Cup, final, All Blacks v Australia,
replay, from Twickenham Stadium, London, England.
12.30 Sky Sports UK News 1.00 Tennis, Australian
Open, women’s final, replay. 3.30 Tennis, Australian
Open, men’s final, replay. 6.00 World Rugby 6.30
Tennis, French Open, women’s final. 9.45 Tennis,
French Open, men’s final. 1.00am Tennis, US Open,
women’s singles final, replay. 3.30 Tennis, US Open,
men’s singles final, replay.
Sky Sport 2 SKY 052
6.00 Rugby League, Anzac Test, Australia v Kiwis,
replay, from Suncorp Stadium, Brisbane. 8.15 Rugby
League, NRL, grand final, Brisbane Broncos v North
Queensland Cowboys, from ANZ Stadium, Sydney.
10.45 Fox Sports News 11.15 Cricket, Black Caps
v Sri Lanka, second test, day five, from Seddon
Park, Hamilton, NZ. 11.45 Best of Bathurst 1000
12.15 Touch Football, Secondary Schools National
finals, highlights. 1.15 Motorcycle Racing, Isle of Man
TT, Superbike TT race. 2.15 Sky Sports UK News
2.45 Golf World 3.15 US Masters Official Films 4.15
The Open Championship Official Film 5.15 British
Open Women’s Championship Official Film 6.15
Rugby League, Anzac Test, Australia v Kiwis, replay,
from Suncorp Stadium, Brisbane. 8.30 Rugby
League, NRL, grand final, Brisbane Broncos v North
Queensland Cowboys, from ANZ Stadium, Sydney.
11.00 Canoeing, Sprint ICF World Championship,
session three, replay. 1.10am Canoeing, Sprint ICF
World Championship, session four, replay. 3.10
The Cricket Show 3.30 Fox Sports News 4.00 Ice
Hockey, NHL, New Jersey Red Devils v Anaheim
Ducks.
Sky Sport 3 SKY 053
6.00 The Football League Show 6.30 Soccer,
A-League, round 12, Western Sydney Wanderers v
DOCUMENTARIES
Discovery: Dixie Divers, 7.30pm
Newcastle Jets, from Pirtek Stadium, Parramatta.
8.30 NZ Football Weekly 9.00 Darts, World
Championship, day seven, from Alexandra Palace,
London, England. 1.00 Bowls, NZ Open, men’s
triples, final. 3.30 The Cricket Show 4.00 Skiing,
Dew Tour, men’s ski slopestyle, finals, replay. 6.00
Skiing, Dew Tour, men’s ski superpipe, finals, replay.
7.30 Motorcycle Racing, Isle of Man TT, Superbike
TT race. 8.30 World Rugby 9.00 The Cricket Show
9.30 Fox Sports News 10.00 Ice Hockey, NHL,
New Jersey Red Devils v Anaheim Ducks. 12.00am
Rugby, World Cup, Second quarter-final, NZ v
France, replay. 2.00 Darts, World Championship,
day seven, from Alexandra Palace, London, England.
ESPN SKY 061
6.00 Gridiron, NCAA, Popeyes Bahamas Bowl,
live. 9.30 National Icons 10.00 SportsNation 11.00
Outside the Lines Noon SportsCenter 2.15 Gridiron,
NFL, San Diego Chargers v Oakland Raiders, live.
5.30 Super Bowl Highlights 6.00 ESPN Original
Documentaries 7.00 ESPN Original Documentaries
10.00 ESPN FC 10.30 Strongest Man, 11.00 ESPN
Original Documentaries 1.00am SportsCenter 2.00
ESPN FC 2.30 Gridiron, NFL, San Diego Chargers v
Oakland Raiders. 5.00 SportsCenter
History SKY 073
Gold Rush (PG) 8.30 MythBusters (PG) 9.25 Naked
and Afraid Pop-Up Edition (M) 10.20 Alaskan Bush
People Christmas Special (M) 11.15 Travel Unravelled
(M) 12.10 Evil-In-Law (M) 1.05 True Crime with
Aphrodite Jones (M) 2.00 How It’s Made (PG) 2.55
(PG) 3.50 Gold Rush (PG) 4.45 Salvage Hunters
(PG) 5.40 MythBusters (PG) 6.35 Secret Space
Escapes (PG) 7.30 Dixie Divers (PG) 8.30 River
Monsters: Face Ripper (M) 9.30 Pacific Warriors
(PG) 10.30 How It’s Made (PG) 11.30 Gold Rush
(PG) 12.30am Deadline: Crime with Tamron Hall
(M) 1.25 Web of Lies (M) 2.20 Auction Hunters
(PG) 2.45 Tickle (M) 3.15 Dirty Jobs (PG) 4.10
Moonshiners (M) 5.05 MythBusters (PG)
6.30 Ancient Aliens (PG) 7.30 UFO Hunters (PG)
8.30 Inside the Vatican 9.30 The Bible Marathon
(M) 7.30 The Exodus Decoded (PG) James
Cameron and Simcha Jacobovici break new ground
in both Biblical scholarship and the use of computer
graphics to uncover evidence that supports the
Biblical tale of the Exodus. 9.30 The Mystery of
Mary Magdalene (PG) A look at the many questions
surrounding one of the Bible’s most enigmatic
figures. 10.30 Secret Lives of Jesus (PG) Looks
at ancient writings unearthed last century. 11.30
Find My Past (PG) Christmas Truce: Shortly after
WWI had begun, British and German troops were
involved in a ceasefire that lasted from Christmas
Eve until Boxing Day. 12.30am The Universe 1.30
UFO Hunters (PG) 2.30 Surviving the Tsunami (PG)
3.30 The Exodus Decoded (PG) 5.30 The Mystery
of Mary Magdalene (PG)
Discovery SKY 070
8.30 Australia: Life on the Edge Marathon 2.30
Oddball: The Nature of a Movie Marathon (PG) 6.30
Oddball: The Nature of a Movie (PG) Warrnambool:
How an eccentric chicken farmer trained his dog
to protect a penguin sanctuary from foxes. 7.30
Outback Wrangler Marathon (PG) Big Croc: Matt
Wright gets a call about a croc. 8.00 Finnis River
Station: There are crocodiles everywhere Matt turns.
8.30 48 Hours in the Swamp (Part 1): With the
monsoon looming, Matt Wright must control the
croc population in a water system along a cattle
station. 9.00 48 Hours in the Swamp (Part 2): A
giant croc has been destroying Matt’s traps. 9.30 A
Truckload of Crocs: Matt and the boys take on the
Northern Territory’s Mary River. 10.30 Megafactories
Marathon (PG) 1.30am Titanic with James Cameron
3.30 Wicked Tuna: North vs South Marathon (M)
88
6.00 Christmas Log Fire (PG) Noon Classic
Attenborough Marathon (PG) Birth: The first
dangerous steps. 12.55 Growing Up: Protecting an
infant. 1.50 Finding Food: The problems of finding
food. 2.45 Hunting and Escaping: Life and death
in the wild. 3.40 Finding the Way: Migrations and
marches. 4.35 Home Making: Building a home.
5.30 Living Together: Many animals form surprising
partnerships. 6.25 Fighting: Aggression for food,
territory or mates. 7.20 Friends and Rivals: How
recognising friends and rivals is vital. 8.15 Talking to
Strangers: Methods of communication in the animal
kingdom. 9.10 Courting: Courtship rituals. 10.05
Continuing the Line: The varied ways that animals
ensure their genes are passed on. 11.00 Classic
Attenborough Marathon (PG) 2.40am Dragons’
Den (PG) 3.45 Classic Attenborough Marathon (PG)
6.00 Christmas Morning with Sugar and Spice
Including: 7.10 A Christmas Service from Christ
Church Cathedral in Nelson
Noon The World at Noon
12.12 Christmas Day with Stuart Keith
Including: 12.15 Caught Short, by Angela Carey
12.30 The Beatles Christmases
1.10 The End of the Golden Weather
The Bruce Mason classic narrated by Peter
Vere-Jones with music by Gareth Farr
3.05 Big Band Christmas The Kansas City Jazz
Orchestra perform at the historic Liberty Hall
in Lawrence, Kansas
4.04 The Shape of the Media A look at the
future of quality journalism
6.06 The Queen’s Message
6.15 Victoria and Albert’s Christmas tradition
7.06 The TED Radio Hour (NPR & TED)
8.10 The Story of Christmas Voices from the
worlds of jazz, classical, country and pop
10.15 A Christmas Carol The Charles Dickens
story of Ebenezer Scrooge
11.06 A Christmas Service from Christ Church
Cathedral in Nelson
Music After Midnight (RNZ); 12.30 Laugh Track
(RNZ); 1.05 From the World (BBC); 2.05 The
Beatles Christmases (2 of 2); 3.05 Hinterland,
by Christine Johnston (RNZ); 4.30 Global
Business (BBC); 5.10 Witness (BBC); 5.45
Voices (RNZ)
RNZ Concert
3.00pm, 6.00, 11.00pm
8.00 Gifts from Under the Christmas Tree
At Our Listeners’ Pleasure: A day where
RNZ Concert turns its programme over to its
listeners
Noon Celebrate Christmas The Auckland
Philharmonia Orchestra’s Christmas Concert
for 2015: Sarah Castle (mezzo), Graduate Choir,
Auckland Philharmonia/Benjamin Northey –
G Gabrieli: Canzon in echo duodecimi toni
à 10; Poulenc: O magnum mysterium, from
Four Christmas Motets; Bach: Nun seid ihr
wohl gerochen, from Christmas Oratorio;
Vaughan Williams: Five Variants of Dives &
Lazarus; Wade arr Willcocks: O come all ye
faithful; Martin/Blane arr Marsh: Have yourself
a merry little Christmas; Anderson: Sleigh Ride;
Britten: A Hymn to the Virgin; Tchaikovsky:
The Nutcracker, Suite; Humperdinck: Hansel &
Gretel, Overture & Act 3, Scene 3; Rutter: Star
carol; Adam arr Ryden: O Holy Night; Mason
arr Wilberg: Joy to the world; Gruber arr
Maskell: Silent Night
2.00 More Gifts from Under the Christmas
Tree
Radio Live
6.00 Tim Sisarich 9.00 Annabelle White Noon 2015
in Review 6.00 3 News 7.00 Luke Westin & Danya
Vawdrey 12.00am Garry McAlpine
Newstalk ZB
6.00 Phil Guyan 6.00 Tim Roxborogh 12.00am Tim
Beveridge
9/12/2015 2:56 pm
BOXING DAY
TV1
TV2
FREEVIEW 1 SKY 001
(G, R, HD, C)
7.00 Mucking In (G, R, C)
7.30 Infomercials
9.00 Tagata Pasifika (HD)
9.30 Come Dine with Me (G)
Norwich: The first host
is masters student and
part-time waitress Miranda
Robinson.
Noon Who’s Doing the Dishes?
(G, R) Hosted by Brian
McFadden.
1.00 ■ Showtime (PGR, R, C)
Local series featuring
amateur community
theatres.
1.30 There & Back (G, R, C) Matt
Gibb investigates the real
people and places behind
the television moments that
put New Zealand towns on
the map.
2.00 RPA (C) Today: A fishing
trip turns into a potential
tragedy.
3.00 The Force (PGR, R, C)
Today: Victoria Police receive
information about a man
who allegedly has a firearm
hidden inside his car.
3.30 Border Patrol (G, R, HD, C)
50K Meth Man: A woman’s
scheme is uncovered.
4.00 Miguel’s Feasts (G) Today:
Miguel’s feted feta, and his
secret recipe for the best
Aussie barbecue.
4.30 Renovation King (G) Home
Theatre Man Cave: Barry
Barry Du Bois and the team
are on hand to help give a
hard-working father of four
his own private man-cave
theatre.
5.00 The ITM Fishing Show (G, C)
Matt Watson revisits some of
the show’s classic episodes.
6.00 ONE News (C)
7.00 MasterChef Australia
(PGR, C) Tonight: In an
off-site team challenge,
the contestants take over
the bakery at Melbourne’s
Abbotsford Convent.
(Includes Lotto at 8.00pm.)
9.25 Coronation Street (C, AD)
Tonight: Roy is found in the
most unlikely of places; Todd
manipulates Sean; and Gloria
gets clarification.
10.25 Vera (AO, R, C, AD) UK
crime series based on the
books by Anne Cleeves. The
Deer Hunters: A man killed
by a single gunshot wound is
found by his car in a quarry,
and a second burnt-out car
contains the remains of a
stag.
12.10am Call the Midwife
(PGR, R, C, AD)
1.15
Emmerdale (PGR, R, C)
3.15 Infomercials
5.20 The Key of David
5.50 – 6.20 Tux Wonder Dogs
(G, R, C)
6.00 Sooty (G, R, C)
6.10 Sheriff Callie’s Wild West
(G, R)
6.35 PAW Patrol (G, R, C)
7.00 The Amazing World of
Gumball (G, C)
7.20 Gravity Falls (G, C)
7.55 Pokemon XY (G, C)
8.20 Transformers: Robots in
Disguise (G, C)
8.45 Adventure Time (G, R, C)
9.10 Breadwinners (G, C)
9.35 Lab Rats Challenge (G, C)
10.00 2Kaha (PGR)
10.30 Step by Step (G, R, C)
11.00 Full House (G, R, C)
11.30 Young & Hungry (G, C)
Young & Ferris Wheel: Josh
seeks a special gift for
Shauna.
Noon Red Band Society (PGR)
Ergo Ego: Jordi makes a
move on Emma.
1.00 ■ 10 Things I Hate About
You (1999, PGR, R, C, AD)
Julia Stiles, Heath Ledger.
3.00 Black-ish (G, C) Parental
Guidance: Dre plans an
amazing vow renewal
ceremony.
3.25 The Amazing Race (G, R, C)
Hooping It Up: The race
continues in the Philippines,
where two strong teams
make a mistake that could
cost them a chance to win.
4.25 ■ The Parent Trap
(1998, G, R, C) Identical
twin sisters are reunited at
camp. Lindsay Lohan, Dennis
Quaid.
7.00 ■ Armageddon
(1998, PGR, R, C, AD)
NASA turns to a veteran oil
driller and his team to save
humanity after an asteroid
is discovered on a collision
course with Earth, but first
they must master their new
equipment and overcome
old rivalries. Bruce Willis, Billy
Bob Thornton, Liv Tyler, Ben
Affleck.
10.00 ■ The Bodyguard
(1992, AO, R, C)
A professional bodyguard
falls in love with his latest
client, a popular singerturned-actress. Kevin
Costner, Whitney Houston.
12.35am ■ The Big Hit
(1998, AO, C) A group of
brash hit men unwittingly
kidnaps their boss’s
goddaughter, then scramble
to rectify the situation. Mark
Wahlberg, Lou Diamond
Phillips, Christina Applegate.
2.15 ■ The Towering Inferno
(1974, AO, R, C) After people
become trapped in a burning
skyscraper, the authorities
launch a desperate rescue
attempt. Paul Newman,
Steve McQueen, Faye
Dunaway. Films, page 63
5.05 2Kaha (PGR, R)
5.30 – 6.00 It Is Written
TV3
FREEVIEW 2 SKY 002
FREEVIEW 3 SKY 003
6.00 Charles Stanley (R)
6.30 Rheem Outdoors with Geoff
(G, R, HD)
(G, R, HD)
7.30 Infomercials
9.30 American Dream Builders
(G, R, HD, C)
10.30 Gordon Ramsay’s Ultimate
Home Cooking Specials
(PGR, R, C)
11.00 Survivor: Caramoan (G, HD)
11.50 The Real Housewives of
New Jersey (PGR, R)
12.50 America’s Next Top Model:
Guys & Girls (PGR, R, HD, C)
1.50 Flipping Out (G, C) Road
Trip: Jeff takes the entire
office on a road trip.
2.50 Kevin McCloud’s Man Made
Home (G, R, C)
3.55 Grand Designs (G, R, C)
(G, HD)
5.30 The Simpsons (G, R, HD, C)
6.00 3 News
7.00 ■ Mr Bean’s Holiday
(2007, G, R, C) Mr Bean
wins a trip to Cannes where
he unwittingly separates a
young boy from his father.
Rowan Atkinson.
8.55 ■ Last Vegas (2013, AO,
HD, C) Four friends throw a
Vegas bachelor party for the
last single one among them.
Robert De Niro, Morgan
Freeman. Films, page 63
11.05 Blue Bloods (AO, HD, C)
Ends and Means: Linda stops
Danny from questioning a
wounded accomplice before
surgery.
12.05am Hannibal (AO, HD, C)
Dolce: Hannibal and Bedelia
sense their time in Florence
is at an end.
12.50 Infomercials
5.00 Hillsong (G, R)
5.30 – 6.00 Charles Stanley (R)
FOUR
FREEVIEW 4 SKY 012
(G, R) 2.55 Pingu (G, R) 3.00
Barney and Friends (G, R) 3.30
(G, R) 5.00 Mr Young (G, R) 5.30
Victorious (G, R) 6.00 iCarly (G, R)
iFight Shelby Marx (Part 1): The
best female fighter in the world
challenges Carly to an exhibition
match. 6.30 It Only Hurts When I
Laugh (G, R) 7.00 Top Chef Masters
(PGR, R) Sex, Greed and Murder:
Soap-opera themes inspire culinary
creations. 8.00 American Ninja
Warrior (G, R) Las Vegas National
Finals: The remaining finalists battle
it out in Las Vegas in a four-stage
course. 9.55 ■ Super City (AO)
Comedy series in which Madeline
Sami plays a range of characters.
10.25 ■ Glee (PGR, R) The Back-Up
Plan: Rachel explores future career
options. 11.15 – 6.00am Infomercials
TV2: 10 Things I Hate About You,
1.00pm
PRIME
FREEVIEW 10 SKY 004
6.00 Home Shopping
9.30 Doctor Who Marathon
(PGR, R) Season nine of the
UK sci-fi series.
3.50 David Attenborough’s
Penguin King (G, R)
5.30 Prime News
6.00 Airline (G)
6.30 Animal Airport (G) Tonight:
Ross is confronted by an
angry bulldog.
7.00 University Challenge (G)
Tonight: Canterbury v Otago.
Special (PGR) Tonight:
The Doctor goes into hiding
on a remote colony.
8.50 Top Gear: Vietnam Special
(PGR, R) The guys attempt
to travel the length of
Vietnam, covering 1600km
on land and water in just
eight days.
Lanka, ODI, game one,
highlights from Christchurch.
11.00 ■ Chalet Girl (2011, PGR) A
tomboy takes a job at a ski
resort. Felicity Jones.
MAORI
FREEVIEW 5 SKY 019
6.30 Pukoro (G, R)
(G, R)
8.00 Pukana (G, R)
8.30 Te Kaea (R)
2.00 Kina’s K9s (G, R)
2.30 Hoiho (G, R)
3.30 The Rugby Show (G, R)
5.00 Native Kitchen (G, R)
5.30 Te Kaea
6.00 ■ Taniwha Rau (G, R)
Tonight: Paraone Gloyne
travels to Tokoroa.
7.00 The Zoo (G)
7.30 ■ How the Toys Saved
Christmas (1996, G) Santa’s
helper Granny Rose falls ill
on Christmas Eve. Voice of
Mary Tyler Moore.
9.15 Vienna Philharmonic
Summer Night Concert
Schonbrunn (G) The Vienna
Philharmonic Orchestra
performs.
10.45 – 11.15 Te Kaea (R)
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9/12/2015 2:59 pm
BOXING DAY
(2015, PG) Kevin James.
Jennifer Lawrence.
Dylan O’Brien.
3.20 If I Stay (2014, M)
5.05 Grudge Match (2013, M)
Sylvester Stallone.
6.55 Dracula Untold (2014, M) A
man becomes a monster in
order to protect his family.
Luke Evans, Dominic Cooper.
8.30 A Walk Among the
Tombstones (2014, 16)
An ex-cop is hired by a drug
dealer to track down the
people who kidnapped and
murdered his wife. Liam
Neeson, Dan Stevens.
10.25 Mortdecai (2015, M) Johnny
Depp, Gwyneth Paltrow.
12.10am Good Neighbours (2010,
18) 1.50 One in the Gun (2010,
16) 3.20 A Walk Among the
Tombstones (2014, 16) 5.10 If I Stay
(2014, M)
7.40
6.30 Twins (1988, PG)
Mel Gibson.
10.20 The Producers (1967, G)
Zero Mostel.
11.45 Joe Kidd (1972, M)
Clint Eastwood.
1.10 Twilight Zone: The Movie
(1983, PG) Dan Aykroyd.
2.50 Hart’s War (2002, M)
Bruce Willis.
4.55 Monty Python’s the Meaning
of Life (1983, 16) Graham
Chapman, John Cleese.
6.40 The Ice Storm (1997, M)
Two families struggle with
the problems of daily life.
Kevin Kline, Sigourney
Weaver.
8.30 Dances with Wolves
(1990, M) A frontier soldier
becomes so obsessed with
the Sioux way of life that
he abandons his own. Kevin
Costner.
11.25 Bad Boys (1983, 18)
Two inmates take revenge
on each other. Sean Penn.
1.25am Raising Cain (1992, M) 2.55
Wolfen (1981, M) 4.50 Hart’s War
(2002, M)
Moms’ Night Out (2014, PG)
Sarah Drew.
Keira Knightley.
1.00 Jersey Boys (2014, M)
John Lloyd Young.
3.10 Selma (2014, M)
David Oyelowo.
5.15 The Hot Flashes (2013, M)
Brooke Shields, Daryl
Hannah.
A widow finds new love.
Annette Bening, Ed Harris.
8.30 Playing It Cool (2014, M)
A scriptwriter meets the
woman of his dreams, but
when he discovers that she is
already engaged he channels
his unrequited love into his
writing. Chris Evans.
10.10 Devil’s Knot (2013, M) Three
teenagers are convicted of
murdering children. Colin
Firth, Reese Witherspoon.
12.05am Mini-series: Hindenburg:
The Last Flight (2011, M, part 1) 1.40
The Hot Flashes (2013, M) 3.35
Devil’s Knot (2013, M) 5.30 The
Face of Love (2013, M)
GENERAL
UKTV SKY 007
6.00 The Syndicate (M) 7.10 Would I Lie to You?
(PG) 7.40 8 Out of 10 Cats (M) 9.20 The Bill
Marathon (M) 1.35 Stella (M) 2.25 Casualty (PG)
3.20 A Touch of Frost (M) 4.45 Pointless (PG)
5.40 Inspector Morse (M) 7.35 Critical (16) Tonight:
Devastated by news of Fiona’s engagement, Glen
races off, only to be involved in a life-or-death
emergency. 8.30 Midsomer Murders (M) Dead
in the Water: The Midsomer Regatta is halted by
the discovery of the rowing club chairman’s body
floating at the finish line. 10.15 Father Brown (M)
The Devil’s Dust: Father Brown joins the search for
a girl who is believed to be radioactive. 11.15 8 Out
of 10 Cats (M) 11.40 The Graham Norton Show (M)
Tonight: Jennifer Aniston, Jason Bateman, Dame
Judi Dench and Olly Murs. 12.30am Cuckoo (M) The
Homecoming: Ken and Lorna are shocked by their
daughter’s unexpected marriage. 1.00 Pointless
(PG) 1.50 Cuckoo (M) 2.20 New Tricks (M) 3.20
Father Brown (M) 4.10 Bad Education (M) 5.10 The
Adventures of Merlin (M)
Living SKY 017
6.00 Grand Designs 2.15 Grand Designs Revisited
90
The Light Harvester
(2014, PG) Craig Hall.
6.55 A Dangerous Method
(2011, 16) Michael
Fassbender.
8.35 Home (2012, M) Local short
film.
8.50 Stories We Tell (2012, M)
10.40 The Face of an Angel
(2014, 16) Daniel Bruhl.
Gutierrez.
2.15 Gore Vidal: The United
States of Amnesia (2013, M)
US documentary.
3.50 The Gilded Cage (2013, M)
Rita Blanco.
5.20 The Hunting Ground
(2015, 16) US documentary.
6.55 Le Week-End (2013, M)
Lindsay Duncan.
8.30 The Big Ask (2013, M) Gillian
Jacobs, Zachary Knighton.
10.00 The Returned (16)
11.00 Honeymoon (2014, 16)
Rose Leslie.
12.35am Miss Lovely (2012, 16) 2.25
Gore Vidal: The United States of
Amnesia (M) 4.00 Le Week-End
(2013, M) 5.35 The Gilded Cage
(2013, M)
SoHo SKY 010
6.00 Better Homes and Gardens 7.30 The Living
Room 8.30 We Love Penguins 9.35 ■ City of Ember
(2008, PGR) 11.30 Christmas movie 1.30 Buying
Alaska 2.00 The Living Room 3.00 Auction 3.30
Kitchen Crashers 4.00 LA Frock Stars 5.00 10 Years
Younger UK 6.00 The Wonder of Dogs 7.00 ■
Blades of Glory (2007, AO) Two rival ice skaters who
have been banned from singles competition decide
to compete as an all-male pairs team. Will Ferrell,
Jon Heder, Jenna Fischer. 9.00 ■ Smart People
(2008, AO) In the face of his daughter’s displeasure,
a university professor falls for a doctor he meets
after an accident lands him in the emergency
room. Dennis Quaid, Thomas Haden Church, Sarah
Jessica Parker. 11.00 LA Frock Stars 12.00am 10
Years Younger UK 1.00 Giants of the Deep 2.00 The
Wonder of Dogs 3.00 ■ Blades of Glory (2007, AO)
Will Ferrell. 5.00 Kitchen Crashers 5.30 Auction
6.35
Movies Classics: Dances with Wolves, 8.30pm
4.05 Country House Sunday 5.00 Gardening
Australia 6.00 Love Your Garden 7.00 The Dales
with Ade Edmondson 7.30 A Place in the Sun:
Winter Sun 8.30 The Super-Rich and Us 9.30 Kevin
McCloud’s Man Made Home 10.30 Antiques to the
Rescue 11.30 My Dream Derelict Home 12.30am
A Place in the Sun: Winter Sun 1.20 Gardening
Australia 2.20 Love Your Garden 3.15 The Dales with
Ade Edmondson 3.40 Kevin McCloud’s Man Made
Home 4.35 My Dream Derelict Home 5.30 The Dales
with Ade Edmondson
Sky Arts SKY 020
6.00 Mammon (M) 7.00 Fake or Fortune? 8.00
In Conversation: John Goodman 9.00 Playhouse
Presents (PG) 9.30 ■ The Blues: Warming by the
Devil’s Fire (2003, G) 11.00 BB King: The Life of Riley
12.30 Showrunners 2.00 Mammon (M) 3.00 Fake
or Fortune? 4.00 Talks Music: Lindsey Buckingham
4.45 Talks Music: Jeff Beck 5.30 Gas Station:
Arizona 6.00 ■ Art Car: The Movie (2012, G) 7.30
The Chair 8.30 The Dukes of September Live at
the Lincoln Center (G) The American supergroup
comprising Donald Fagen, Michael McDonald
and Boz Scaggs perform live in New York. 10.00
Rockwiz 11.00 The Changing Face of … Liza Minnelli
12.00am Talks Music: Lindsey Buckingham 12.45
Talks Music: Jeff Beck 1.30 Gas Station: Arizona 2.00
■ Art Car: The Movie (2012, G) 3.30 The Chair 4.30
The Dukes of September Live at the Lincoln Center
6.00 Queer as Folk Marathon (18) 9.05 Banshee
Marathon (18) 1.30 Homeland Marathon (16) Season
five of the US drama series. 6.40 Homeland (16)
Oriole: Carrie catches up with old friends, and Saul
opens up to Allison. 7.30 Homeland (16) All About
Allison: Carrie needs Allison’s help, and Quinn’s plans
change. 8.20 Homeland (16) The Litvinov Ruse: The
CIA and BND make a play. 9.10 Homeland (16) New
Normal: A new threat emerges. 10.00 Homeland
(16) Our Man in Damascus: Carrie follows a lead.
10.50 Homeland (16) A False Glimmer: The clock
runs out. 11.40 Banshee (18) Season two of the US
drama series. Ways to Bury a Man: An enraged
Lucas decides to go after Kai. 12.30 Banshee (18)
Evil for Evil: Lucas busts Proctor, and Emmett is
tested by Sharp and his skinheads. 1.20 Banshee (18)
Homecoming: Lucas and Carrie are a step closer to
Rabbit. 2.10 Banshee (18) Bullets and Tears: Lucas
and Carrie ready themselves for the showdown. 3.10
Banshee (18) 4.00am Queer as Folk Marathon (18)
6.00 BBC World News 6.15 The Queen’s Christmas
Message 6.30 Focus on Africa 7.00 BBC World
News 7.40 Africa Business Report 8.00 BBC World
Our World 10.00 BBC World News 10.30 Our World
11.00 BBC World News 12.30 Witness 1.00 BBC
World News 1.15 Sport Today 1.30 Talking Movies
2.00 BBC World News 2.10 Children of the Gaza
War 3.00 BBC World News 3.30 Panorama 4.00
BBC World News 4.30 Race for the Skies 5.00 BBC
World News 5.30 The Travel Show 6.00 BBC World
News 6.30 Witness 7.00 BBC World News 7.30
Click 8.00 BBC World News 8.10 World Features
8.30 HARDtalk 9.00 BBC World News 9.10 World
Features 9.30 Panorama: Disaster on Everest 10.00
BBC World News 10.10 This World 11.00 BBC World
News 11.10 Africa Business Report 11.30 Witness
12.00am BBC World News 12.30 Our World 1.00
BBC World News 1.10 World Features 1.30 The
Spirit of Yachting 2.00 BBC World News 2.15 Sport
Today 2.30 The Travel Show 3.00 BBC World News
3.30 Dateline London 4.00 BBC World News 4.10
Children of the Gaza War 5.00 BBC World News
5.30 Our World
9/12/2015 3:01 pm
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SPORT
RADIO
Sky Sport 1 SKY 051
RNZ National
6.00 Cycling, UCI Track World Cup, day two. 7.00
Cycling, UCI Track World Cup, day three. 8.00
Altered Course 9.00 Golf Channel Academy 10.00
The Cricket Show 10.30 Cricket, Black Caps v
Sri Lanka, ODI, game one, live. 2.35 The Cricket
Show 3.05 Cricket, Black Caps v Sri Lanka, ODI,
game one, live. 7.00 World Rugby 7.30 Motorcycle
Racing, Isle of Man TT, Superstock and Supersport 1
TT race. 8.30 WRC Italia, highlights. 9.30 Fox Sports
News 10.00 Cricket, Australia v West Indies, second
test, day one, highlights. 10.30 Cricket, Black Caps
v Sri Lanka, ODI, game one, last 2 hours. 12.30am
A-League, Adelaide United v Phoenix. 1.00 NRL,
grand final, Broncos v Cowboys. 3.30 Rugby
League, Anzac Test, Australia v Kiwis, replay.
Sky Sport 2 SKY 052
6.00 Isle of Man TT, Superbike TT race. 7.00 The
Cricket Show 7.30 Best of Bathurst 1000 8.00
Soccer, A-League, Western Sydney Wanderers v
Newcastle Jets. 10.00 V8 Supercars, Bathurst 1000,
race 25. Noon The Cricket Show 12.28 Cricket,
Australia v West Indies, second test, day one,
morning session, live. 2.35 World Cup: Making of
Black 3.05 Cricket, Australia v West Indies, second
test, day one, afternoon session, live. 8.00 The
Cricket Show 8.30 Cricket, Black Caps v Sri Lanka,
ODI, game one. 9.05 Cricket, T20 Big Bash League,
Scorchers v Heat, live. 12.35am Cricket, Black Caps
v Sri Lanka, ODI, game one. 1.05 Surfing, World
League, Portugal, day 12. 2.00 Isle of Man TT,
Superstock and Supersport 1 TT race. 3.00 Cricket,
T20 Big Bash League, Scorchers v Heat. 3.30
Cricket, Black Caps v Sri Lanka, ODI, game one.
4.00 UEFA Champions League Weekly 4.30 World
Rugby 5.00 World Cup: Making of Black 5.30
Soccer, A-League, Adelaide United v Phoenix.
History: Bart Cummings: All the King’s Horses,
7.30pm
Bowls, NZ Open, women’s pairs, final. 12.30 Best
of Bathurst 1000 1.00 Isle of Man TT, Superstock
and Supersport 1 TT race. 2.00 Touch Football,
Secondary Schools National finals. 3.00 Canoeing,
Sprint ICF World C’ship, session three, replay. 5.15
Soccer, A-League, Western Sydney Wanderers v
Newcastle Jets. 7.15 Soccer, A-League, Adelaide
United v Phoenix, live. 9.30 Soccer, A-League,
Sydney FC v Central Coast Mariners, live. 11.30
UEFA Champions League Weekly 12.00am The
Cricket Show 12.30 Fox Sports News 1.00 Soccer,
A-League, Adelaide United v Phoenix. 3.00 Soccer,
A-League, Sydney FC v Central Coast Mariners.
5.00 Cricket, T20 Big Bash, Scorchers v Heat. 5.30
Cricket, Black Caps v Sri Lanka, ODI, game one.
ESPN SKY 061
6.00 Surfing, Quicksilver Pro France. 7.30 Rugby,
World Cup, final, All Blacks v Australia, replay. 10.00
6.00 NBA, Pelicans v Heat, live. 8.30 NBA,
Bulls v Thunder, live. 11.00 NBA, Cavaliers v
Warriors, live. 1.30 NBA Action 2.00 NBA, Spurs
v Rockets, live. 4.30 NBA, Clippers v Lakers, live.
7.00 SportsCenter 8.00 NBA, Spurs v Rockets.
10.00 ESPN FC 10.30 NFL Films 11.00 NBA, Los
Angeles Clippers v Los Angeles Lakers. 1.00am
SportsCenter 2.00 ESPN FC 2.30 Planet Speed
3.00 NBA, Cavaliers v Warriors. 5.00 Gridiron,
NCAA, St, Petersburg Bowl, live.
DOCUMENTARIES
History SKY 073
Sky Sport 3 SKY 053
ET Fishing Escapes (PG) 9.25 River Monsters
(PG) 10.20 River Monsters: Face Ripper (M) 11.15
Redwood Kings (PG) 12.10 FBI Takedowns (M) 1.05
Salvage Hunters (PG) 2.00 The Definitive Guide
to Aliens (PG) 2.55 Unravelling the Cosmos (PG)
3.50 Yukon Men (M) 4.45 Auction Hunters (PG)
5.40 You Have Been Warned (PG) 6.35 Salvage
Hunters (PG) 7.30 Treehouse Masters (PG) 8.30
Redwood Kings (PG) Holly Madison’s Chicks: Holly
Madison orders a chicken coop. 9.30 Predators
Up Close with Joel Lambert (PG) 10.30 Auction
Hunters (PG) 11.00 Revealed (PG) 12.00am Dual
Survival (M) 12.55 Alaska: The Last Frontier (M) 1.50
Moonshiners (M) 3.40 Hog Boss (PG) 4.10 Dirty
Jobs (PG) 5.05 MythBusters (PG)
6.30 Secret Lives of Jesus (PG) 7.30 Find My
Past (PG) 8.30 Little Ice Age: Big Chill (PG) 10.30
Last Stand of the 300 (M) 12.30 The Dark Ages
(M) 2.30 A Day in the Life of a Dictator (16) 4.30
Hiroshima (M) 6.30 Surviving the Tsunami (PG)
7.30 Bart Cummings: All the King’s Horses (PG)
Bart Cummings dominated thoroughbred racing
in Australia. 8.30 The Space Age: NASA’s Story
(PG) A fresh look at an amazing organisation
and mankind’s quest to understand the universe.
9.30 Atlantis Found (PG) Martin Pepper sets out
to find once and for all the lost city of Atlantis
using new scientific evidence. 11.30 Asian Tsunami:
The Deadliest Wave (M) 12.30am The Day They
Dropped the Bomb (M) 1.30 Monsters & Mysteries
(PG) 2.30 Ancient Aliens (PG) 3.30 Bart Cummings:
All the King’s Horses (PG) 4.30 The Space Age:
NASA’s Story (PG) 5.30 Atlantis Found (PG)
Discovery SKY 070
6.30 Wicked Tuna: North vs South Marathon (M)
1.30pm Yukon Gold Marathon (M) 6.30 Yukon
Gold Marathon (M) Financial Crisis: Nika and Chris
face a cash crunch. 7.30 Bedrock Blues: Karl digs
deep into a new cut and comes up empty. 8.30
Desperate Measures: An accident shuts down Chris
and Nika’s operation, and Cam’s battle with frozen
ground comes to an end. 9.30 Home Stretch: Ken
and Guillaume move to higher ground. 10.30 Final
Push: Nika and Chris struggle to reach their goal.
11.30 Drugs Inc. Marathon (M) 4.30am Underworld
Inc. (M) Knock-Offs: The black market can be
brutal, exploitative, and corrupt. 5.30 Florence
Unlocked: Secrets lie buried below the surface
of the birthplace of the Italian Renaissance, with
clandestine stairways and secret passages crisscrossing the city, used by spies and royals alike.
6.30 Top Gear: Top Inventions Marathon (PG)
6.55pm Top Gear: Top Inventions Marathon (M)
With Jeremy Clarkson, Richard Hammond and
James May. 8.05 Tonight: An attempt at a channel
crossing in home-built boat cars. 9.15 Tonight:
Richard drives a new BMW, Jeremy tarts up a
Mercedes and Ewan McGregor is the star in a
reasonably-priced car. 10.25 Tonight: Richard and
James try to launch a Reliant Robin into orbit.
11.20 Tonight: An attempt to build amphibious
cars. 12.15am Tonight: The guys build limos to
chauffeur stars to the Brit awards. 1.20 Tonight: The
guy attempt to build electric cars. 2.25 Tonight:
An attempt to prove that cars can be art. 3.30
Emergency Search & Rescue (PG) 3.55 Lonely
Planet: Best in China (PG) 4.15 Top Gear: Top
Inventions Marathon (PG)
(countrylife@radionz.co.nz)
8.10 The Weekend with Lynn Freeman
12.11 Summer Music 101 with Melody Thomas
An afternoon of the best songs, music-related
stories, interviews, live music, industry news
and music documentaries from New Zealand
and the world (music101@radionz.co.nz)
5.00 The World at Five
5.11 Global Business
5.45 The Dwarf Who Moved, by Peter
Williams QC Observations and anecdotes
from the life of New Zealand’s pre-eminent
criminal defence lawyer (1 of 8)
6.06 Great Encounters In-depth interviews
from the week (RNZ)
7.06 Saturday Night An evening of requests,
nostalgia and musical memories (RNZ)
11.04 The Story of Amazing Grace
Music after Midnight; 12.30 History Repeated
(RNZ); 1.05 Our Changing World (RNZ);
2.05 Spiritual Outlook (RNZ); 2.35 Hymns on
Sunday; 3.05 What the Magi Left, by Penelope
Todd (RNZ); 3.30 Nga Taonga Korero (RNZ);
4.30 Science in Action (BBC); 5.10 Bishops, by
Mona Williams (1 of 10, RNZ)
RNZ Concert
3.00pm, 11.00
6.00 Classic Morning
9.00 The Works
10.00 Your Choice (Box 123, Wellington or
Noon The RNZ Concert Classical Chart This
week’s best-selling CDs
1.00 The Art of Jazz With Phil Broadhurst.
Programmes from throughout the year: Recent
releases from Vijay Ayer, Ben Monder and
others (1 of 10, RNZ)
2.00 Global Sounds Indigenous music from
around the world
3.00 Saturday Concert (RNZ) Lazarus
Quartet: Emma Yoon, Julianne Song (vlns),
Lindsay McLay (vla), Alice Gott (cello) –
Haydn: String Quartet in C Op 20/2;
Beethoven: String Quartet in G Op 18/2;
Brahms: String Quartet No 1 in C minor Op 51
4.30 Tennstedt Conducts
6.00 Made in New Zealand
7.00 Vocalied
8.00 Music Alive The King’s Singers:
David Hurley, Timothy Wayne-Wright
(countertenors), Paul Phoenix (ten),
Christopher Bruerton, Christopher Gabbitas
(bars), Jonathan Howard (bass)
9.30 South of the Border
Radio Live
6.00 Miles Davis 9.00 Annabelle White Noon Jeff
McTainsh 6.00 3 News 7.00 Graeme Hill 12.00am
Garry McAlpine
Newstalk ZB
6.00 Jason Pine All Sport Breakfast 9.00 Andrew
Dickens Noon Mark Watson 6.00 Bruce Russell – In
My Day 12.00am Gary Denvir Talkback
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6.20 Soccer English Premier
League, Newcastle v
Everton, live.
8.30 Praise Be (G)
9.00 How to Look at a Painting
(PGR, R, C) Of the Body: The
nude in painting is irresistible.
10.00 Waka Huia Summer Series
(HD) Today: Mita Mohi,
an expert and teacher of
traditional Maori weaponry.
10.30 Marae (G, R)
11.00 Neighbourhood
(G, R, HD, C) Today: Fasitua
Amosa hosts a tour of Glen
Eden.
11.30 The Claim Game (G, R, C)
11.55 Koalas: Slow Life in the Fast
Lane (G, R, C, AD)
12.55 Undercover Boss (PGR, R, C)
1.55 The Art of the Architect
(G, R, C)
2.55 Britain’s Biggest Hoarders
(PGR, R, C)
3.55 Gadget Man (G, R, C)
Childsplay: Richard Ayoade
looks at gadgets that can
improve the experience of
parentood.
4.25 ■ Keeping Up with
the Kaimanawas
(G, R, HD, C, AD) Local series
about the Wilson sisters as
they venture to save New
Zealand’s Kaimanawa horses.
4.55 ■ Hidden Kingdoms
(G, R, C) Under Open Skies:
The story of two young
animals forced to grow up
fast.
6.00 ONE News (C)
7.00 Border Security (PGR, C)
Tonight: When a woman
pushes away a sniffer dog,
officers hone in on what she
has stuffed in her undies.
7.30 David Attenborough’s
Conquest of the Skies (G, C,
AD) Rivals: How insects
had the skies to themselves
for millions of years until
dinosaurs arrived on the
scene.
8.40 Call the Midwife Christmas
Special (PGR, C, AD) Poplar
readies itself for Christmas
1960; a festive bus trip to
see the Regent Street lights
and a visit from a BBC film
crew promise to make it a
Christmas to remember; and
Nonnatus is rocked when
Sister Monica Joan goes
missing.
10.15 Happy Valley (AO, R, C, AD)
Tonight: Catherine tells her
boss about her suspicions
about Tommy Lee Royce.
11.15 Mr Selfridge (PGR, R, HD, C)
Tonight: The men of
Selfridges clamour to sign
up.
12.15am Being Me (G, R, C)
12.40 Emmerdale (PGR, R, C)
2.40 Marae (G, R)
6.00
6.25
6.45
7.10
Doc McStuffins (G, R, C)
Art Attack (G, C)
Octonauts (G, R, C)
The Tom and Jerry Show
(G, R, C)
7.35 Get Ace (G, R, C)
8.00 ■ Scooby-Doo! Moon
Monster Madness
(2015, G, C)
9.20 Crash & Bernstein (G, C)
10.05 A.N.T. Farm (C)
10.30 ■ Bachelor in Paradise
(PGR) US reality series in
which some of the show’s
biggest stars and villains look
for a second chance at love.
Noon ■ Now Is Good (2012, C, AD)
A dying girl makes a
wish list of things to do.
Dakota Fanning.
2.05 Melissa & Joey (G, R, C)
2.35 A to Z (PGR, C) B Is for
Big Glory: On the heels of
Andrew and Zelda’s great
night together, neither is
quite sure where they stand.
3.05 Hot in Cleveland (PGR, C)
Undercover Lovers: Lines get
blurred after Joy and Bob go
undercover as a couple.
4.00 Wipeout (G, R, C) Fall in the
Family (Part 2): Contestants
compete in physical
challenges.
5.05 ■ My Dog Skip
(2000, G, R, C) A puppy
transforms the life of a
young boy. Frankie Muniz.
7.00 ■ Madagascar
(2005, PGR, R, C, AD)
Four animals from a New
York zoo are shipwrecked
and find themselves
stranded in Madagascar.
Voices of Ben Stiller, Chris
Rock, David Schwimmer.
8.40 ■ Total Recall
(2012, AO, R, C, AD) After
visiting Rekall, a company
that provides its clients with
implanted fake memories of
a life they would like to have
led, a factory worker begins
to suspect that he is a spy
and soon finds himself on
the run. Colin Farrell, Bryan
Cranston. Films, page 63
10.50 ■ Nurse (2013, AO, C)
A woman is a dedicated
nurse by day, but by night,
she lures cheating men to
their brutal deaths. Paz De
La Huerta, Katrina Bowden.
12.30am ■ Superman Unbound
(2013, PGR, R, C) Superman
and Supergirl take on the
cybernetic Brainiac. Voices
of Matt Bomer, Stana Katic.
1.50 Ten 7 Summer (PGR)
2.15 Infomercials
(AO, R)
3.40 Anger Management (AO, R)
4.05 Posh Nosh (G, R)
4.15 It Is Written (R)
4.45 Secret Life of the American
Teenager (PGR, R)
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6.00
6.30
7.00
8.00
Life TV (G, R)
Brian Houston (G, R)
Charles Stanley (G, R)
Universal Church of the
Kingdom of God (G, R)
8.30 Turning Point (G, R)
9.00 Both Worlds (G, R, HD, C)
9.25 Bondi Vet (G, R, HD, C)
9.50 Re-Think (HD)
10.15 Food Glorious Food (G, R)
11.10 Native Kitchen (G, R, HD, C)
11.35 ■ Whale Adventures with
Nigel Marven (G, R, HD, C)
12.30 Storage Hunters
(PGR, R, HD)
1.00 Motorsport Asia Pacific
Carrera Cup, Shanghai.
1.30 Motorsport Aussie V8 Utes.
2.30 Motorsport NHRA Mello
Yello Drag Racing Series.
3.30 Motorsport Formula Drift,
Long Beach.
4.00 Motorsport FIA World
Rallycross C’ship, Argentina.
5.00 Ice Road Truckers
(G, R, HD, C)
6.00 3 News
7.00 ■ Nanny McPhee and the
Big Bang (2010, G, R, HD, C)
A magical nanny offers to
help out a struggling young
mother who has her hands
full. Emma Thompson.
9.10 ■ Parental Guidance
(2012, PGR, R, HD, C)
A couple babysit their
grandkids when their
helicopter parents leave
town. Billy Crystal.
11.15 ■ Margaret
(2011, AO, R, HD, C) A
woman witnesses a bus
accident. Anna Paquin.
1.55am Infomercials
5.30 – 6.00 Brian Houston @
Hillsong TV (G, R)
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10.25 Wonder Pets (G, R) 10.50
Chuggington (G, R) 11.00 Bob the
Builder (G, R) 11.15 Super Healthy
Monsters (G, R) 11.25 Pingu (G, R)
11.35 Barney & Friends (G, R)
Noon Infomercials 2.00 Sesame
(G, R) 5.00 Entertainment Tonight
Weekend (G) 6.00 iCarly (G, R)
iFight Shelby Marx (Part 2): Carly
agrees to fight the martial arts
champion. 6.30 It Only Hurts When
I Laugh (G, R) 7.00 Beauty and
the Geek Australia (G, R) Tonight:
The beauties are tasked with
teaching a class full of international
students the English language.
8.30 ■ Bridget Jones: The Edge of
Reason (2004, AO, R, C) Bridget
Jones fears her relationship with
Mark Darcy is in jeopardy after
meeting his glamorous colleague.
Renée Zellweger, Colin Firth, Hugh
Grant. 10.25 Entertainment Tonight
Weekend (G) 11.20 – 6.00am
Infomercials
Prime: Master and Commander:
The Far Side of the World,
8.30pm
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6.00
10.30
Noon
1.05
2.00
2.30
Religious Programming (G)
Sport Box (G)
■ Death in Paradise (PGR, R)
Mayday (PGR, R)
The Odd Couple (PGR, R)
Dogs: Their Secret Lives
(G, R)
3.30 Bondi Rescue (PGR, R)
(G, R)
4.30 British Gardens in Time
(G, R)
5.30 Prime News
6.00 The Taste (G)
7.00 Storage Wars (G)
7.30 Coast Australia (G, R)
Tonight: On an idyllic
island, Neil Oliver uncovers
a bloody tale of cultural
misunderstanding.
8.30 ■ Master and Commander:
The Far Side of the World
(2003, PGR) During the
Napoleonic wars, a dogged
British navy captain pursues
a French vessel. Russell
Crowe, Paul Bettany.
11.20 Psych (PGR)
MAORI
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10.00 ■ Korero Mai (G, R)
11.30 ■ Te Matatini 2015 – Toi
Whakaari (R)
2.00 World Forklift League
(PGR, R)
2.30 Poitukohu Nga Kura Tuarua
3.30 Rugby French Top 14.
5.30 Te Kaea
6.00 Mataora (R) Hosted by
Tumamao Harawira.
7.00 What’s Up with the
Tumoanas? (PGR, R)
Tonight: Makaira’s family
prepare her for a comingof-age, and Tahuri struggles
with the Matatini haka
routine.
7.30 ■ The Big Sing (G) The New
Zealand’s Secondary School
choir competition.
8.00 My Country Song (G) With
Dennis Marsh and Saelyn
Guyton.
8.30 ■ Shopping (2013, AO)
In small-town New Zealand,
two brothers deal with the
desires of youth, a volatile
father and racial tensions.
Kevin Paulo, Julian Dennison,
Jacek Koman.
10.20 – 10.50 Te Kaea (R)
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6.55
7.15
7.05
Grudge Match (2013, M)
Sylvester Stallone.
Dominic Cooper.
10.15 Mortdecai (2015, M)
Johnny Depp.
Noon If I Stay (2014, M)
1.45 A Walk Among the
Tombstones (2014, 16)
Liam Neeson.
3.40 The Giver (2014, M)
Brenton Thwaites.
5.15 Hercules (2014, M)
Dwayne Johnson.
Seth Rogen, Zac Efron.
8.30 Kingsman: The Secret
Service (2014, 16) A troubled
boy is recruited into a secret
British spy organisation,
where he must prove his
mettle to save the world.
Colin Firth.
A criminal is sentenced to
home detention. Morgana
O’Reilly, Rima Te Wiata.
12.30am The Riot Club (2014, 16)
2.15 Bad Neighbours (2014, 16) 3.50
Shadow Witness (2012, M) 5.10
Hercules (2014, M)
Playing It Cool (2014, M)
Chris Evans.
Last Flight (2011, M, part 1)
10.30 The Hot Flashes (2013, M)
Brooke Shields.
12.10 Playing It Cool (2014, M)
Chris Evans.
1.45 Devil’s Knot (2013, M)
Colin Firth.
Robbie Kaller.
Jessica Alba.
6.50 Cuban Fury (2014, M)
Nick Frost.
8.30 Elsa & Fred (2014, PG)
Two people discover
it is never too late for
love. Shirley MacLaine,
Christopher Plummer.
10.10 A Good Marriage (2014, M)
A woman discovers her
husband’s sinister secret.
Anthony LaPaglia.
1.25am A Big Love Story (2012, M)
4.30 Cuban Fury (2014, M)
Twilight Zone: The Movie
(1983, PG) Dan Aykroyd.
8.45 Heartbreak Ridge (1986, M)
Clint Eastwood.
Nigel Terry.
1.15
Dolores Claiborne (1995, 16)
Kathy Bates.
3.25 Caddyshack (1980, 16)
Chevy Chase.
5.00 Caddyshack II (1988, PG)
A self-made millionaire is
snubbed when he joins a
country club as a favour to
his social-climbing daughter.
Dan Aykroyd.
6.35 U-571 (2000, M) American
submariners board a
German U-Boat. Matthew
McConaughey.
8.30 Mystic River (2003, 16)
Three childhood friends
are reunited in adulthood
after the daughter of one is
murdered. Sean Penn.
10.45 Scent of a Woman
(1992, PG) A student looks
after a former lieutenant. Al
Pacino.
1.20am Porky’s (1982, 16) 3.00
Buffalo Bill and the Indians (1976,
PG) 5.00 Caddyshack (1980, 16)
GENERAL
6.00 Buying the Bayou 6.30 Through the Bible with
Les Feldick 7.00 Buying Alaska 7.30 Better Homes
and Gardens 9.00 Auction 9.30 10 Years Younger
UK 10.30 Natural World: Ocean Rescue Australia
11.30 The Wonder of Dogs 12.30 Kitchen Crashers
1.00 Buying Alaska 1.30 LA Frock Stars 2.30 Great
British Garden Revival 3.30 Tropic of Capricorn
4.30 Made in Italy with Silvia Colloca 5.00 Cook the
Books 5.30 Kylie Kwong: My China 6.00 Garage
Gold 6.30 The Auction House 7.25 ■ Dan in Real
Life (2007, AO) A single father falls in love with his
brother’s girlfriend. Steve Carell, Juliette Binoche.
9.25 ■ Infamous (2006, AO) Based on the story
of Truman Capote’s research for his novel In Cold
Blood. Toby Jones, Sandra Bullock, Daniel Craig, Jeff
Daniels. 11.30 Vexed (AO) 12.30am ■ Dan in Real
Life (2007, AO) Steve Carell. 2.30 Cook the Books
3.00 Great British Garden Revival 4.00 Tropic of
Capricorn 5.00 Made in Italy with Silvia Colloca 5.30
Buying Alaska
UKTV SKY 007
6.00 The Bill Marathon (M) 10.10 QI (M) 11.10
The Graham Norton Show (M) Noon Keeping
Up Appearances Marathon (PG) 2.30 Midsomer
Murders (M) 4.10 New Tricks (M) 5.10 Heartbeat
(PG) 6.05 Pointless (PG) 7.00 8 Out of 10 Cats (M)
7.30 Casualty (PG) Ostrich Syndrome: David tracks
down his estranged wife. 8.30 A Touch of Frost
(M) Mistaken Identity (Part 1): Frost and his team
investigate the discovery of a body found in a local
reservoir. 9.55 Doc Martin (M) Midwife Crisis: Martin
disagrees with the new district midwife. 10.50 The
Graham Norton Show (M) Tonight: Jennifer Aniston,
Jason Bateman, Dame Judi Dench and Olly Murs.
11.40 Cuckoo (M) 12.10am Heartbeat (PG) 1.05
Casualty (PG) 2.00 Pointless (PG) 2.50 Would I
Lie to You? (PG) 3.20 Doc Martin (M) 4.10 The
Adventures of Merlin (M) 5.45 This Is Jinsy (PG)
Living SKY 017
6.00 The Super-Rich and Us 7.00 Antiques to the
Rescue 8.00 Britain’s Oldest Family Businesses
10.45 Hotel India 2.45 Birth of Empire: The East
Sky Premiere: Kingsman: The Secret Service,
8.30pm
India Company 4.35 Most Famous School in the
World 5.35 Antiques Roadtrip 6.30 Escape to the
Country 7.30 Welcome to Mayfair 8.30 Back in
Time for Dinner 9.30 Long Lost Family 10.30 Prince
William’s Africa 11.30 Hotel Secrets with Richard E
Grant 12.30am Zoo Days (M) 12.55 Long Lost Family
1.50 Escape to the Country 2.40 Back in Time for
Dinner 3.40 Long Lost Family 4.30 Prince William’s
Africa 5.30 The Dales with Ade Edmondson
Sky Arts SKY 020
6.00 Rockwiz 7.00 The Changing Face of … Liza
Minnelli 8.00 Talks Music: Lindsey Buckingham 8.45
Talks Music: Jeff Beck 9.30 Don Giovanni 12.30
The Chair 1.30 Dukes of September: Live at the
Lincoln Center 3.00 The Changing Face of … Liza
Minnelli 4.00 The Book Club 5.00 Swan Lake 7.00
Other Voices 7.45 Neil McCormick’s Needle Time
8.30 Mark Knopfler: A Life in Songs 9.30 Front and
Center: Preservation Hall Jazz Band 10.30 City Time
Traveller 11.00 Live from the Artists Den 12.00am
The Book Club 1.00 Swan Lake 3.00 Other Voices
3.45 Neil McCormick’s Needle Time 4.30 Mark
Knopfler: A Life in Songs 5.30 Front and Center:
Preservation Hall Jazz Band
SoHo SKY 010
6.00 Queer as Folk (18) 7.50 Sex&Drugs&Rock&Roll
(16) 8.20 Homeland Marathon (16) Season five of
7.05
The Hunting Ground
(2015, 16) US documentary.
8.40 Honeymoon (2014, 16) Rose
Leslie.
Jacobs.
11.45 Le Week-End (2013, M)
Lindsay Duncan.
1.20 Pablo (2012, M) Andrew
Ableson.
2.50 Mr Kaplan (2014, 16) Hector
Noguera.
of Dreams and
Madness (2013, PG)
6.30 Camp X-Ray (2014, M)
Kristen Stewart.
Whicher: The Ties That Bind
(2014, M) Whicher takes on
a seemingly straightforward
case of infidelity. Paddy
Considine.
10.05 My Mistress (2014, 16)
Emmanuelle Beart.
11.50 Mama Africa (2011, M)
Finnish documentary.
1.20am Miyazaki: The Kingdom of
Dreams and Madness (PG) 3.20
Camp X-Ray (2014, M) 5.20 My
Mistress (2014, 16)
the US drama series. 6.30 From the Earth to the
Moon (M) We Have Cleared the Tower: As three
Apollo astronauts get set to go into space, no one
can afford to make a mistake that could endanger
the mission. 7.30 Deadwood (16) Leviathan Smiles:
Sheriff Bullock earns Hearst’s ire. 8.30 The Affair
(16) 9.30 Homeland (16) A False Glimmer: The clock
runs out. 10.30 Blunt Talk (16) A Beaver That’s Lost
Its Mind: Walter tries to be a better father to his
youngest son only to to find out that his ex-wife
is dating a rock star. 11.00 Sex&Drugs&Rock&Roll
(16) What You Like Is in the Limo: Gigi’s success
on the New York scene leads to the Heathens to
discovering they are still big in Belgium. 11.30 ■
Bessie (2015, M) Based on the life of blues singer
Bessie Smith, who became one of the most
successful artists of the 20th century. Queen Latifah,
Michael Kenneth Williams. 1.20am Deadwood (16)
2.10 From the Earth to the Moon (M) 3.10 The Affair
(16) 4.10 Blunt Talk (16) 4.40 Homeland (16) 5.30
Queer as Folk (18)
6.00 BBC World News 6.30 RAce for the Skies
7.00 BBC World News 7.10 Africa Business Report
7.30 The Travel Show 8.00 BBC World News 8.15
Sport Today 8.30 Click 9.00 BBC World News 9.10
This World 10.00 BBC World News 10.30 Dateline
London 11.30 Our World News Noon BBC World
News 12.10 World Features 12.30 Race for the Skies
1.00 BBC World News 1.30 The Spirit of Yachting
2.00 BBC World News 2.30 Dateline London 3.00
BBC World News 3.10 This World 4.00 BBC World
News 4.30 Our World 5.00 BBC World News 5.30
Click 6.00 BBC World News 6.30 India Business
Report 7.00 BBC World News 7.30 The Travel
Show 8.00 BBC World News 8.10 Africa Business
Report 8.30 The Spirit of Yachting 9.00 BBC World
News 9.10 World Features 9.30 Dateline London
10.00 BBC World News 10.10 Children of the Gaza
War 11.00 BBC World News 11.10 World Features
11.30 Race for the Skies 12.00am BBC World News
12.30 India Business Report 1.00 BBC World News
1.10 World Features 1.30 Talking Movies 2.00 BBC
World News 2.15 Sport Today 2.30 Click 3.00 BBC
World News 3.30 Panorama 4.00 BBC World News
4.10 This World 5.00 BBC World News 5.30 India
Business Report
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SPORT
RADIO
Sky Sport 1 SKY 051
RNZ National
6.00 Fox Sports News 8.00 Isle of Man TT,
Superstock and Supersport 1 TT race. 9.00 Soccer,
A-League, Adelaide United v Phoenix. 9.30 UEFA
Champions League Weekly 10.00 Cricket, Black
Caps v Sri Lanka, ODI, game one, last 2 hours. Noon
Soccer, A-League, Adelaide United v Phoenix. 12.30
Sky Sports UK News 1.00 Isle of Man TT, Sidecar
TT race one. 2.00 Arsenal TV 5.00 NBL, Kings
v Breakers, live. 7.00 Isle of Man TT, Sidecar TT
race one. 8.00 The ITM Fishing Show 9.00 NBL,
Melbourne United v Perth Wildcats, live. 11.00 NBL,
Kings v Breakers. 1.00am NBL, Melbourne United v
Perth Wildcats. 3.00 Cricket, T20 Big Bash League,
Sixers v Stars. 3.30 Cricket, T20 Big Bash League,
Scorchers v Heat. 4.00 Soccer, Football League
C’ship, Brentford v Brighton and Hove Albion.
Sky Sport 2 SKY 052
6.00 Surfing, World League, Portugal. 7.00 Darts,
World C’ship, live. 11.00 Isle of Man TT, Superstock
and supersport 1 TT race. Noon Cricket, T20 Big
Bash, Scorchers v Heat. 12.28 Cricket, Australia v
West Indies, second test, day two, morning session,
live. 2.35 The Cricket Show 3.05 Cricket, Australia
v West Indies, second test, day two, afternoon
session, live. 8.05 Cricket, T20 Big Bash, Scorchers
v Heat. 8.35 NBL, Kings v Breakers. 9.05 Cricket,
T20 Big Bash, Sixers v Stars, live. 12.35am The
Cricket Show 1.00 Cricket, Australia v West Indies,
second test, day two, highlights. 1.30 Fox Sports
News 2.00 Darts, World C’ship, day nine, live.
Discovery: FBI Takedowns, 4.45pm
World C’ship, Cascais Pro. 6.30 Soccer, A-League,
Adelaide United v Phoenix. 7.00 Soccer, A-League,
Melbourne Victory v Perth Glory, live. 9.00 Soccer,
A-League, Brisbane Roar v Melbourne City, live.
11.00 Fox Sports News 11.30 Cricket, Australia
v West Indies, second test, day two, highlights.
12.00am Isle of Man TT, Sidecar TT race one. 1.00
NBL, Kings v Breakers. 1.30 Ice Hockey, NHL,
Minnesota v Pittsburgh. 3.30 NBL, Kings v Breakers.
5.30 Cricket, Australia v West Indies, second test,
day two, highlights.
ESPN SKY 061
6.00 Cricket, T20 Big Bash, Scorchers v Heat,
replay. 9.30 Cricket, Black Caps v Sri Lanka, ODI,
game one. 10.00 The Cricket Show 10.30 Cricket,
T20 Big Bash, Scorchers v Heat. 11.00 Bowls, NZ
Open, men’s pairs, final. 1.30 Sky Sports UK News
2.00 Soccer, A-League, Adelaide United v Phoenix.
2.30 UEFA Champions League Weekly 3.00
Manchester United TV 6.00 Surfing, WSL Women’s
6.00 Gridiron, NCAA, St, Petersburg Bowl, live.
8.20 Gridiron, NCAA, Zaxbys Heart of Dallas Bowl,
live. 11.45 Boxing, Classic 1982 Heavyweight Bout,
Pinklon Thomas v James Tillis. 12.30 ESPN Original
Documentaries 1.30 Pardon the Interruption 2.00
SportsCenter 2.15 Gridiron, NFL, Redskins v Eagles,
live. 5.30 SportsCenter 6.30 Boxing, Classic 1940
Heavyweight Bout, Max Baer v Pat Comiskey. 6.45
SportsCenter 8.00 Gridiron, NCAA, St, Petersburg
Bowl. 10.00 ESPN Original Documentaries 11.00
Gridiron, NCAA, Zaxbys Heart of Dallas Bowl.
1.00am MMA, ONE C’ship. 3.00 Outside the Lines
3.30 NFL Matchup 4.00 NFL Insiders 5.00 NFL
Countdown
DOCUMENTARIES
History SKY 073
Sky Sport 3 SKY 053
Discovery SKY 070
Unravelling the Cosmos (PG) 8.30 The Definitive
Guide to Aliens (PG) 9.25 Secret Space Escapes
(PG) 10.20 Naked and Afraid (M) 11.15 Redwood
Kings (PG) 12.10 Kings of the Wild (M) 1.05
Predators Up Close with Joel Lambert (PG) 2.00
Dixie Divers (PG) 2.55 River Monsters: Face Ripper
(M) 3.50 Alaskan Bush People Christmas Special
(M) 4.45 FBI Takedowns (M) 5.40 Salvage Hunters
(PG) 6.35 Yukon Men (M) 7.30 Predators Up
Close with Joel Lambert (PG) 8.30 Unravelling
the Cosmos (PG) 9.30 What Is That? (PG) 10.30
Redwood Kings (PG) 11.30 You Have Been Warned
(PG) 12.30am Secret Space Escapes (PG) 1.25
Moonshiners (M) 2.20 Auction Hunters (PG) 2.45
Savage Family Diggers (PG) 3.15 Deadliest Catch
(PG) 4.10 Dirty Jobs (PG) 5.05 American River
Renegades (M)
6.30 Gold Rush Ghost Ships (PG) 7.30 The Quest
for Gold (PG) 9.30 Apocalypse: The Rise of Hitler
(PG) 10.30 Nazi Underworld (M) 11.30 Hitler’s G.I.
Death Camp (M) 12.30 Seconds from Disaster (M)
2.30 Crash Scene Investigators (PG) 3.30 Situation
Critical (M) 4.30 Witness: Joplin Tornado (M) 5.30
Seconds from Disaster (PG) 6.30 Dino Death Match
(PG) 7.30 Wild Nile (PG) 8.30 Wild Namibia (PG)
9.30 Breakthrough (PG) Water Apocalypse: Film
director Angela Bassett explores ways to conserve
water. 10.30 Shackleton (M) 12.00am Drugs Inc.
(M) 1.00 The 80s (M) 2.00 90s Greatest: Tragedies
(M) 3.00 The 2000s: Greatest Tragedies (M) 4.00
Iceland Volcano Disaster (PG) 5.00 Worst Weather
Ever? (PG)
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7.30 Asian Tsunami: The Deadliest Wave (M) 8.30
Al Murray’s German Adventure (PG) 9.30 Cash
in the Attic 10.30 Bart Cummings: All the King’s
Horses (PG) 11.30 Secrets of the Stones (PG)
12.30 Atlantis Found (PG) 2.30 Asian Tsunami: The
Deadliest Wave (M) 3.30 The Wheelchair President
(PG) 4.30 JRR Tolkien: Designer of Worlds (PG)
5.30 The World from Above (PG) 6.00 Day of
the Kamikaze (PG) 7.30 The Unseen Time Team
Specials (PG) The Real Knights of the Round Table:
The team reconstructs the Round Table. 8.30 Navy
Seals: Their Untold Story (M) How the first US Navy
frogmen became Navy Seals. 10.30 Hitler’s Miracle
Weapons (PG) 11.30 Biblical Conspiracies (PG)
12.30am Dogfights (PG) 3.30 Unsealed: Alien Files
(PG) 4.00 The Unseen Time Team Specials (PG)
4.45 Navy Seals: Their Untold Story (M)
6.20 Top Gear: Top Inventions Marathon (PG) 10.30
Classic Attenborough: The Trials of Life (PG) 12.20
Traffic Cops Marathon (M) 5.25 Top Gear (PG)
Melissa George: Melissa George uncovers the truth
behind a story of child migrants. 7.35 24 Hours
in A&E (M) Life in the Fast Lane: A 48-year-old
retired soldier discovers he has a tumour. 8.30 Louis
Theroux’s Weird Weekends (M) Demolition Derby:
Louis infiltrates the subculture of the demolition
derby and after watching a demo driver in action,
wonders if he is up to the challenge. 9.25 Traffic
Cops (M) 10.30 Top Gear (M) 11.35 Who Do You
Think You Are? Australia (PG) Melissa George.
12.30am 24 Hours in A&E (M) 1.25 Louis Theroux’s
Weird Weekends (M) 2.15 Traffic Cops (M) 3.15
Dragons’ Den (PG) 4.15 Who Do You Think You
Are? Australia (PG)
7.10 Insight: Elective surgery
7.40 World Watch
8.10 The Weekend with Lynn Freeman
12.12 Spectrum Today: The Homefront War
12.50 Here and Where, by David Hill
(3 of 5, RNZ)
1.10 Goodie Goodie! Python Python!
The lost Cambridge Circus revue tapes from
1964 (1 of 5, NZBC)
2.05 The Beatles Christmases (2 of 2)
2.35 The Dream Life of Elephants, by
Vaughan Slinn, Sara Allen and Leo Gene
Peters
3.04 Songs of Joy and Peace: The Yo-Yo Ma
Holiday Party (PRX)
4.00 The World at Four
4.06 Auckland Writers Festival: Nick Davies
with Toby Manhire
5.11 Spiritual Outlook (RNZ)
(spiritual@radionz.co.nz)
5.40 The Dwarf Who Moved, by Peter
Williams QC (2 of 8)
6.06 Great Encounters
7.05 The TED Radio Hour
8.06 Sounds Historical with Jim Sullivan (F,
RNZ) (history@radionz.co.nz)
10.12 What’s the Word with Sally Placksin
11.04 Hidden Treasures (7 of 10)
Music after Midnight; 12.30 On Going to the
Movies (1 of 7, RNZ); 1.05 Hear Our Voices We
Entreat (1 of 5, RNZ); 2.30 NZ Music Feature
(RNZ); 3.05 A Day at the Races, by Michael
Gifkins (RNZ); 3.30 Science (RNZ); 4.30 Kate’s
Classics 5.10 An Awfully Big Adventure, by
Jane Tolerton (1 of 15, RNZ)
RNZ Concert
3.00pm, 11.00pm
6.00 Sanctuary Music for the spirit and soul
7.30 Hymns on Sunday (RNZ)
8.00 Grace Notes
9.00 Christmastide
10.00 Music@Menlo Around Dvorák
(Music@Menlo 2014/01)
11.20 The Works
Noon The Critic’s Choice
1.00 Vintage Years
2.00 The Sunday Feature Today: Charlotte
Wilson talks to composer David Long (RNZ)
3.00 Young New Zealand The Big Sing 2015
(RNZ)
5.30 Burt Bacharach (RNZ)
6.30 Opera on Sunday Orchestra of Classical
Opera/Ian Page – Mozart’s Il re pastore
8.35 Shepherds’ Songs Music by Martinu
9.00 From the New Zealand Collection
Radio Live
6.00 Mark Sainsbury Noon Jeff McTainsh 6.00 3
News 7.00 Graeme Hill 12.00am Joe Reid
Newstalk ZB
6.00 Peter Wolfkamp 8.00 Daniel McHardy: Sport
Power Hour 9.00 Nici Wickes Noon Mark Watson
6.00 Tim Roxborogh & Tim Wilson: The Two
12.00am Bruce Russell Talkback
9/12/2015 3:03 pm
MONDAY DECEMBER 28
TV1
TV2
FREEVIEW 1 SKY 001
(G, R, C)
Makeover (G, R, C)
9.00 Infomercials
(G, R, C) Today: Caitlyn
Jenner.
Today: Food stylist Jane
Rangiwahia glams up the
humble roast and pudding;
Beez delves into Seido
Karate; and landscape
architect Meg Kane has tips
for tackling weeds.
12.30 Cook Me the Money (G, R)
(PGR, R)
(G, R)
3.55 Te Karere (C)
With Eddie McGuire.
6.00 ONE News (C)
questions correctly to avoid
being caught by the Chaser.
8.00 Border Security
International (C) Tonight:
A jewellery box contains
something valuable, but it
is not bling; the summer
plans of a biking teen hit a
roadblock; and luxury items
prove even more costly for a
forgetful shopper.
8.30 Criminal Minds
(AO, R, C, AD) In the Blood:
After a woman is found dead
in what appears to be the
first in a series of ritualistic
crimes, the unit discovers
the killer appears inspired
by the lead prosecutor
from the Salem witch trials,
and Garcia prepares for a
Day of the Dead-themed
celebration for Halloween.
9.30 Born to Kill? (AO, C) UK true
crime series. Ted Bundy: an
examination of the crimes of
Ted Bundy, who is believed
to have sexually assaulted
and killed up to 100 women
in the 1970s in the US.
10.30 Nothing Trivial
(AO, R, HD, C, AD) Leopards
Changing Their Spots Is in
Which Book of the Bible?:
Sex on a Stick prepare for
the finals, and Brian’s virtue
is tested.
League, highlights.
12.55 Infomercials
4.50 Impact for Life (R)
5.45 – 6.15 Hyundai Country
Calendar (G, R, C)
6.30 Angry Birds Toons (G, R, C)
(G, C)
6.55 Stitch! (G, R, C)
(G, R, C)
9.00 Infomercials
12.25 ■ The Good Witch (PGR, C)
US-Canadian series.
1.25 ■ Look Who’s Talking
(1989, PGR, R, C) A single
mother falls for a taxi driver.
John Travolta, Kirstie Alley,
Olympia Dukakis.
3.20 Regular Show (PGR, R)
Beat (G, C)
3.32 Angry Birds Stella (G)
4.05 ■ Kirby Buckets (C) US
family series about Kirby
Buckets, who dreams
of becoming a famous
animator like his idol Mac
MacCallister.
4.30 Good Luck Charlie (C)
5.00 America’s Funniest Home
Videos (G, R, C)
Jury Duty: Michael thinks the
Mafia wants him to find the
defendant innocent.
6.00 Friends (G, R, C) The One
with Mac and Cheese: Joey
auditions for a major TV role,
but Chandler almost ruins
everything by forgetting a
telephone message.
Drop Off: Against Axl’s
wishes, the family decides to
help him move into the dorm
at his new university.
7.00 The Illusionists (PGR, R, C)
A spectacular that
showcases the talents of
seven illusionists.
8.30 ■ The Shawshank
Redemption (1994,
AO, R, C, AD) After a
respected Maine banker
is sentenced to life for the
murders of his unfaithful
wife and her lover, he forms
a friendship with one of his
fellow inmates at Shawshank
State Prison. Morgan
Freeman, Tim Robbins,
Clancy Brown. Films, page
63
11.15 Go Girls (AO, R, HD, C, AD)
Relativity: Alice’s indiscretions
threaten to wreck her career.
1.10am Infomercials
(AO, R, C)
(PGR, R)
5.10 Joey (G, R, C)
TV3
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FREEVIEW 3 SKY 003
6.00 Infomercials
7.00 The Dr Oz Show (R, HD)
(AO, R, HD)
(G, HD)
9.40 Infomercials
11.40 Baggage (AO, HD)
12.10 ■ Betty and Coretta
(2012, PGR, R, HD, C) Mary J.
Blige. Films, page 63
2.05 ■ Marley & Me: The Puppy
Years (2011, G, R, HD, C) A
puppy enters a dog contest.
Travis Turner.
4.00 Entertainment Tonight (G)
4.30 Million Dollar Minute (G, R)
5.00 American Ninja Warrior
(G, R, HD, C)
6.00 3 News
Tonight: Constable Turner
uncovers a drunk driver.
7.30 ■ House Rules (PGR, HD, C)
Australian renovation series.
Tonight: The teams begin
work on a home in Victoria.
8.50 Shark Tank (PGR, HD, C)
Tonight: An entrepreneurial
mum is one of four seeking
investment from the sharks.
9.50 Criminals: Caught on
Camera (AO, R, C) UK series
presented by Nick Wallis.
Tonight: How CCTV footage
helped to reduce drunken
violence in Huntingdon.
10.40 Sex, Lies and Rinsing Guys
(AO, R, HD) UK special
about glamorous women
who “rinse” men for money
and gifts.
11.40 Infomercials
5.30am – 6.00 City Impact Church
FOUR
FREEVIEW 4 SKY 012
Your Mother (G, R) Now We’re
Even: Lily fantasises about someone
other than Marshall. 7.00 The
Simpsons (PGR, R, C) To Surveil
with Love: Cameras are installed
around Springfield. 7.30 Sunny
Skies (PGR, R, C) Tonight: There’s
a bra thief loose in the camp.
8.00 The Goldbergs (PGR, R) Just
Say No: Erica throws her support
behind Walter Mondale in 1984’s
presidential election. 8.30 ■ Bad
News Bears (2005, PGR, R, C)
After a misfit junior baseball team
gets a new coach and pitcher,
their luck begins to change. Billy
Bob Thornton, Marcia Gay Harden,
Greg Kinnear. 10.45 ■ House of
Cards (AO, R) Chapter 13: Francis
goes head-to-head with a powerful
billionaire. 11.40 Entertainment
Tonight (G) 12.05am – 6.00
Infomercials
Prime: Modern Family,
7.00pm
PRIME
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6.00
7.00
7.30
10.30
Home Shopping
Home Shopping
Cricket Black Caps v Sri
Lanka, ODI, game two, live.
2.35 Deal or No Deal (G, R)
Lanka, ODI, game two, live.
Three Turkeys: Phil offers to
cook Thanksgiving dinner.
7.30 Best of Top Gear (PGR)
Tonight: Richard celebrates
the 40th birthday of the
Ferrari Daytona.
8.30 Marco Pierre White’s
Kitchen Wars (G) Marco
Pierre White hosts a cooking
competition to find the
restaurant couple who can
create Britain’s best dining
experience.
9.30 Mayday (PGR) Tonight:
Crossair Flight 498 slams
into the ground just after
takeoff.
Jimmy Fallon (PGR)
MAORI
FREEVIEW 5 SKY 019
(G, R)
8.30 Te Kaea (R)
9.30 ■ The Native Diet (G, R)
2.00 Ako (R)
3.00 2015 Waka Ama Sprint
Nationals (G, R)
3.30 Pukoro (G, R)
(G)
5.00 Matika (G, R)
5.30 Te Kaea
(G, R)
6.30 Ako (G, R)
7.00 Te Kaea (R)
Whakaari (G, R)
8.00 ■ Karanga the First Voice (G)
8.30 Native Affairs 2015 Summer
Series
9.30 Firefly (AO, R)
10.30 Te Kaea (R)
11.00 – 11.30 Paepae (G, R)
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MONDAY DECEMBER 28
6.45 The Giver (2014, M)
Brenton Thwaites.
Morgana O’Reilly.
10.10 The Riot Club (2014, 16)
Sam Claflin.
Service (2014, 16) Colin Firth.
Seth Rogen.
3.40 Hercules (2014, M)
Dwayne Johnson.
(2015, 16) A group of friends
change the future yet again
in order to track down a
murderer. Craig Robinson.
8.30 The Purge: Anarchy
(2014, 16) An unlikely group
of five strangers fight to
survive a night when chaos
reigns. Frank Grillo, Carmen
Ejogo, Zach Gilford.
Bradley Cooper, Sienna Miller.
12.25am All Is Lost (2013, M) 2.10
Hot Tub Time Machine 2 (2015, 16)
3.45 The Purge: Anarchy (2014, 16)
6.05 Elsa & Fred (2014, PG)
Shirley MacLaine.
Jessica Alba.
Joan Allen.
Robbie Kaller.
12.25 Cuban Fury (2014, M)
Nick Frost.
2.00 Elsa & Fred (2014, PG)
Shirley MacLaine.
Inn (2014, M, parts 1&2)
6.30 Birdman (2014, 16)
A former on-screen star
mounts an ambitious show.
Michael Keaton.
8.30 You’re Not You (2014, M)
An unlikely friendship
develops between a woman
suffering from ALS and her
wayward caregiver. Hilary
Swank.
10.20 A Most Wanted
Man (2014, M)
12.20am Mr Art Critic (2007, M) 1.50
Birdman (2014, 16) 3.45 You’re Not
You (2014, M) 5.30 A Most Wanted
Man (2014, M)
Dan Aykroyd.
8.15 The Incredible Mr Limpet
(1964, G) Voice of Don
Knotts.
Nigel Terry.
12.15 Inside Story: Dances with
Wolves (PG)
Peter Fonda.
Griffin Dunne.
(1986, M) Prince.
6.30 The Accidental Tourist
(1988, PG) Kathleen Turner,
Geena Davis.
8.30 Deliverance (1972, 16)
Four friends find themselves
at the mercy of a group of
murderous mountain men.
Jon Voight, Burt Reynolds.
10.20 Sid and Nancy (1986, 16)
Based on the story of Sex
Pistol Sid Vicious. Gary
Oldman, Chloe Webb.
12.15am The Rookie (1990, 16) 2.15
Porky’s II: The Next Day (1983, 18)
3.50 Deliverance (1972, 16) 5.40
Inside Story: Dances with Wolves
(PG)
GENERAL
UKTV SKY 007
6.10 Would I Lie to You? (PG) 7.40 The Bill (M)
9.20 Pointless (PG) 10.10 The Graham Norton Show
(M) 11.50 Critical (16) 12.45 Ripper Street (16) 1.40
New Tricks (M) 2.35 Inspector Morse (M) 4.25
The Bill (M) 6.05 Pointless (PG) 7.00 EastEnders
(PG) 7.30 8 Out of 10 Cats (M) 7.55 Would I Lie
to You? (PG) 8.30 New Tricks (M) The Rock (Part
2): Pullman clashes with Superintendent Cruz over
the investigation into the shipping agent’s murder.
9.30 DCI Banks (16) Innocent Graves: DCI Banks
investigates the murder of a schoolgirl whose father
is a prominent businessman. 11.15 Would I Lie to
You? (PG) 11.25 The Graham Norton Show (M)
Tonight: Chris Pine, Benedict Cumberbatch, Kim
Cattrall and Bonnie Tyler. 12.15am The Bill (M) 1.30
2.50 Inspector Morse (M) 4.35 Lewis (M)
Living SKY 017
6.00 Zoo Days (M) 6.25 Antiques Roadtrip 7.15
Escape to the Country 8.15 Restoration Home 3.15
96
The Suspicions of Mr
8.40 Coconut (2014, M) Local
short film.
of Dreams and
Madness (2013, PG)
10.55 Camp X-Ray (2014, M)
Kristen Stewart.
12.55 Rising from Ashes (2012, M)
US documentary.
2.15 El Limpiador (2012, 16)
Adrian Du Bois.
3.50 Finding Vivian Maier
5.15 Cut Snake (2014, 16) Alex
Russell.
6.50 Anarchy (2014, 16) Ethan
Hawke.
8.30 [REC] 4: Apocalypse
(2014, 18) Manuela Velasco,
Paco Manzanedo.
10.10 Metallica Through the Never
(2013, M) Lars Ulrich.
11.40 Corman’s World: Exploits of
a Hollywood Rebel (2011, 16)
US documentary.
1.10am El Limpiador (2012, 16) 2.45
Anarchy (2014, 16) 4.25 [REC] 4:
Apocalypse (2014, 18)
SoHo SKY 010
6.00 Benny Hinn 6.30 Buying the Bayou 7.00
Cook the Books 7.30 The Auction House 8.30
Great British Garden Revival 9.30 Kylie Kwong: My
China 10.00 Garage Gold 10.30 Tropic of Capricorn
11.30 Made in Italy with Silvia Colloca Noon Sperm
Whales: Titans of the Deep 1.00 The Auction House
2.00 Kylie Kwong: My China 2.30 Garage Gold 2.55
Gardeners’ World 3.35 House Crashers 4.00 Natural
World: Saving the Panda 5.00 Jamie at Home 5.30
Poh’s Kitchen 6.00 Salvage Hunters 7.00 Beverly
Hills Pawn 7.30 Simon Reeve’s Caribbean 8.30
Extreme Railway Journeys (G) Railroad To Mandalay:
Chris Tarrant begins by travelling from Bangkok
to Mandalay, a distance of nearly 3200km. 9.30
Kindness Diaries 10.00 Getaway 10.30 Beverly Hills
Pawn 11.00 Jamie at Home 11.30 Poh’s Kitchen
12.00am House Crashers 12.30 Benny Hinn 1.00
Gardeners’ World 1.30 House Crashers 2.00 Natural
World: Saving the Panda 3.00 Salvage Hunters 4.00
Caribbean with Simon Reeve 5.00 Extreme Railway
Journeys
7.05
Movies Extra: Birdman, 6.30pm
Grand Designs 4.10 Back in Time for Dinner 5.05
Selling Houses Australia 9.30 Home of the Year
10.00 Sandcastles 10.30 Nick Knowles’ Original
Features 11.30 Grand Designs 12.30am Cash in the
Attic 1.20 Antiques Roadshow 2.20 Homes Under
the Hammer 3.20 Nick Knowles’ Original Features
4.10 Grand Designs 5.00 Zoo Days (M) 5.30 The
Dales with Ade Edmondson
Sky Arts SKY 020
6.30 City Time Traveller 7.00 Live from the Artists
Den 8.00 The Book Club 9.00 Swan Lake 11.00
Other Voices 11.45 Neil McCormick’s Needle Time
12.30 Mark Knopfler: A Life in Songs 1.30 Front
and Center: Preservation Hall Jazz Band 2.30 City
Time Traveller 3.00 Live from the Artists Den 4.00
Cinderella (G) The classic ballet, with Diana Vishneva
in the title role. 5.45 Brahms Symphony No 1 in C
Minor (G) The Danish National Symphony Orchestra
is conducted by Thomas Dausgaard. 6.30 Inside the
National Trust 8.00 Churches: How to Read Them
8.30 Il Divo: A Musical Affair: Live in Japan 9.30 The
Magics of Music 10.30 Movie Stars 11.00 Astronauts,
Vikings and Ghosts 12.00am Cinderella 1.45 Brahms
Symphony No 1 in C Minor 2.30 Inside the National
Trust 4.00 Churches: How to Read Them 4.30 Il
Divo: A Musical Affair: Live in Japan 5.30 The Magics
of Music
6.00 Queer as Folk (18) 6.20 The Affair (16) 7.20
Deadwood (16) 8.10 ■ Bessie (2015, M) 10.00 From
the Earth to the Moon (M) 11.00 Homeland (16)
11.50 The Affair (16) 12.50 Banshee (18) 1.40 From
the Earth to the Moon (M) 2.40 Deadwood (16)
3.30 Sex&Drugs&Rock&Roll (16) 4.00 Blunt Talk
(16) 4.30 ■ Bessie (2015, M) 6.20 Banshee (18)
7.10 Last Week Tonight with John Oliver (16) 7.40
Homeland (16) A False Glimmer: The clock runs
out. 8.30 ■ The Leisure Class (2015, M) A man tries
to marry into a wealthy East Coast family, but the
arrival of his wild and unpredictable brother could
ruin everything. Ed Weeks, Tom Bell, Bridget Regan.
10.00 Banshee (18) Snakes and Whatnot: Lucas and
Carrie case a Marine camp’s tunnels, while Proctor
and Rebecca face off against rival drug suppliers.
10.50 Deadwood (16) 11.50 It’s Me, Hilary: The Man
Who Drew Eloise (M) 12.25am The Writers’ Room
(M) Breaking Bad 12.50 Homeland (16) 1.40 ■ The
Leisure Class (2015, M) Ed Weeks. 3.10 It’s Me, Hilary:
The Man Who Drew Eloise (M) 3.45 The Writers’
Room (M) 4.10 Banshee (18) 5.00 Queer as Folk (18)
5.50 Deadwood (16)
6.00 BBC World News 6.30 Our World 7.00 BBC
World News 7.10 World Features 7.30 Talking
Movies 8.00 BBC World News 8.15 Sport Today
8.30 The Spirit of Yachting 9.00 BBC World News
9.10 Children of the Gaza War 10.00 BBC World
News 10.30 Panorama: Disaster on Everest 11.00
BBC World News 11.30 Race for the Skies Noon
BBC World News 12.30 Talking Movies 1.00 BBC
World News 1.30 Our World 2.00 BBC World News
2.30 Talking Movies 3.00 BBC World News 3.30
Panorama 4.00 BBC World News 4.30 Race for the
Skies 5.00 BBC World News 5.30 HARDtalk 6.00
BBC World News 6.30 World Business Report 6.45
Today 12.00am BBC World News 12.30 Arts 1.00
4.00 BBC World News 4.30 Arts 5.00 BBC World
News 5.30 HARDtalk
9/12/2015 3:01 pm
MONDAY DECEMBER 28
SPORT
RADIO
Sky Sport 1 SKY 051
RNZ National
6.00 Arsenal TV 9.00 Basketball, NBL, round 12,
Sydney Kings v NZ Breakers. 9.30 Fox Sports
News 10.00 Cricket, Black Caps v Sri Lanka, ODI,
game one. 10.30 Cricket, Black Caps v Sri Lanka,
ODI, game two, live. 2.35 The Cricket Show 3.05
Cricket, Black Caps v Sri Lanka, ODI, game two,
from Hagley Oval, Christchurch, live. 7.00 Cricket,
T20 Big Bash League, game 10, Sydney Sixers
v Melbourne Stars. 7.30 Cricket, T20 Big Bash
League, game nine, Perth Scorchers v Brisbane
Heat. 8.00 Basketball, NBL, round 12, Sydney Kings
v NZ Breakers. 8.30 Bowls, NZ Open, women’s
singles, final. 11.00 Motorcycle Racing, Isle of Man
TT, Supersport TT, race two. 12.00am Surfing, WSL
Women’s World C’ship, Maui Pro. 1.00 Soccer,
Football League C’ship, Brentford v Brighton and
Hove Albion. 3.00 The ITM Fishing Show 4.00
Basketball, NBL, round 12, Sydney Kings v NZ
Breakers.
Sky Sport 2 SKY 052
6.00 Basketball, NBL, round 12, Sydney Kings v
NZ Breakers. 8.00 Darts, World C’ship, day nine,
live. Noon Fox Sports News 12.28 Cricket, Australia
v West Indies, second test, day three, morning
session, from the MCG, live. 2.35 Sky Sports UK
News 3.05 Cricket, Australia v West Indies, second
test, day three, afternoon session, from the MCG,
live. 8.05 The Cricket Show 8.35 Cricket, Black Caps
v Sri Lanka, ODI, game two. 9.05 Cricket, T20 Big
Bash League, game 11, Sydney Thunder v Adelaide
Strikers, live. 12.35am The Cricket Show 1.00
Cricket, Black Caps v Sri Lanka, ODI, game two. 1.30
Cricket, T20 Big Bash League, game 10, Sydney
Sixers v Melbourne Stars. 2.00 Darts, World C’ship,
day 10, live.
Sky Sport 3 SKY 053
6.00 Cricket, T20 Big Bash League, game 10,
Sydney Sixers v Melbourne Stars. 9.30 Manchester
United TV 12.30 Sky Sports UK News 1.00
DOCUMENTARIES
Discovery: Auction Hunters, 7.30pm
Motorcycle Racing, Isle of Man TT, Supersport TT,
race two. 2.00 UEFA Champions League Weekly
2.30 Basketball, NBL, round 12, Sydney Kings v NZ
Breakers. 3.00 V8 Life 3.30 Darts, World C’ship,
day nine. 7.30 Motorcycle Racing, Isle of Man TT,
Supersport TT, race two. 8.30 The ITM Fishing Show
9.30 Fox Sports News 10.00 Cricket, Australia v
West Indies, second test, day three. 10.30 Cricket,
Black Caps v Sri Lanka, ODI, game two, last 2 hours.
12.30am Manchester United TV 3.30 Cricket, Black
Caps v Sri Lanka, ODI, game two. 4.00 Surfing,
WSL Women’s World C’ship, Maui Pro. 5.00 Cricket,
Black Caps v Sri Lanka, ODI, game two. 5.30
Cricket, T20 Big Bash League, game 10, Sydney
Sixers v Melbourne Stars.
ESPN SKY 061
6.00 NFL Countdown 7.00 NFL Redzone 1.30
SportsCenter 2.15 Gridiron, NFL, Pittsburgh Steelers
v Baltimore Ravens, live. 5.30 SportsCenter 6.30
SportsCenter 8.00 Crossfit games, Reebok men’s
games. 9.00 Crossfit games, Team Event. 10.00
ESPN FC 11.00 Crossfit games, Reebok Invitational.
1.00am SportsCenter 2.00 ESPN FC 3.00 Gridiron,
NFL, Pittsburgh Steelers v Baltimore Ravens. 5.30
Crossfit games, Team Event.
History SKY 073
6.00 Savage Family Diggers (PG) 6.30 Deadliest
Catch (PG) 7.30 Gold Rush (PG) 8.30 MythBusters
(PG) 9.25 What Is That? (PG) 10.20 Unravelling the
Cosmos (PG) 11.15 I’d Kill for You (M) 12.10 Web of
Lies (M) 1.05 Deadline: Crime with Tamron Hall (M)
2.00 How It’s Made (PG) 2.55 How Do They Do It?
(PG) 3.25 Auction Hunters (PG) 3.50 Gold Rush
(PG) 4.45 What Is That? (PG) 5.40 MythBusters
(PG) 6.35 Treehouse Masters (PG) 7.30 Auction
Hunters (PG) 8.30 Secret Space Escapes (PG)
9.30 You Have Been Warned (PG) 10.30 How It’s
Made (PG) 11.30 Gold Rush (PG) 12.30am Who
the (Bleep) Did I Marry? (M) 1.25 Deadly Devotion
(M) 2.20 Auction Hunters (PG) 2.45 Savage Family
Diggers (PG) 3.15 Deadliest Catch (PG) 4.10 Dirty
Jobs (PG) 5.05 American River Renegades (M)
6.30 Hitler’s Miracle Weapons (PG) 7.30 Biblical
Conspiracies (PG) 8.30 Sex and the Church (PG)
9.30 The Secrets of Quantum Physics (PG) 10.30
The Unseen Time Team Specials (PG) 11.30 Navy
Seals: Their Untold Story (M) 1.30 Hitler’s Miracle
Weapons (PG) 2.30 Dangerous Missions (PG)
3.30 Defenders of the Sky: The Airfield (PG)
4.30 Chivalry and Betrayal (PG) 5.30 Knights (M)
6.30 Isaac Newton: The Last Magician (PG) 7.30
The Real Tom Thumb: History’s Smallest Superstar
(PG) 9.30 The Story of British Pathe (PG) 10.30
Suffragettes Forever! Women and Power (PG) 11.30
The Murder Maps London (M) 12.30am Dangerous
Missions (PG) 1.30 Defenders of the Sky: The
Airfield (PG) 2.30 Dogfights (PG) 3.30 Unsealed:
Alien Files 4.00 The Real Tom Thumb: History’s
Smallest Superstar (PG) 5.30 The Story of British
Pathe (PG)
Discovery SKY 070
7.00 Storm Hunters Marathon (PG) 12.30 Witness:
Disaster in Japan (PG) 1.30 Disaster Planet (PG)
2.30 Top Ten Natural Disasters (PG) 4.30 Seconds
from Disaster (PG) 6.30 Tsunami: The Day the
Wave Struck (M) 7.30 Australia’s Inferno (M) Delves
into the devastating fury of Australian bushfires.
9.30 Australia’s Great Flood (PG) In early 2011, a
freak inland tsunami smashed through Queensland
bringing widespread destruction. This is the story
of Australia’s greatest flood, caught on camera
by those who lived through it. 10.30 Inside the
Mega Twister (PG) A look at the largest twister
ever recorded. 11.30 Air Crash Investigations (PG)
1.30am Battleground Brothers (M) 2.30 Britain’s
Underworld (M) 3.30 Air Crash Investigations (PG)
4.30 World’s Toughest Fixes (PG) 5.30 Science of
Stupid (M)
6.05 Who Do You Think You Are? Australia
Marathon (PG) 10.40 Eggheads (PG) 11.10
Dangerous Roads (M) 12.15 Traffic Cops (M) 1.15
Top Gear (PG) 2.15 Who Do You Think You Are?
US (PG) Martin Sheen. 3.00 Embarrassing Bodies
(M) 3.50 Eggheads (PG) 4.20 Top Gear (PG) 6.30
Traffic Cops (M) 7.35 Top Gear: Vietnam Special
(PG) The guys attempt to travel the length of
Vietnam, covering 1600km on land and water in just
eight days. 9.00 Top Gear (PG) Tonight: The guys
are dropped deep in the Bolivian rainforest armed
only with three untested locally bought 4x4s. 10.35
Traffic Cops (M) 11.40 Top Gear (PG) 12.35am
Dangerous Roads (M) 1.40 Who Do You Think You
Are? Australia (PG) 2.35 Embarrassing Bodies (M)
3.25 Top Gear: Vietnam Special (PG) 4.45 Top Gear
(PG)
6.00 Breakfast with Stuart Keith
7.00 Summer Report
9.06 Summer Noelle with Noelle McCarthy
Noon Midday Report Including: 12.12
Worldwatch
12.30 Matinee Idle Phil O’Brien and Simon
Morris present an afternoon of alleged music
and dubious entertainment
5.00 The 5 O’Clock Report Including: 5.12
Worldwatch; 5.30 News headlines; 5.32
Outspoken; 6.06 Great Encounters (RNZ)
8.06 Windows on the World
9.06 Our Changing World
9.30 Insight
10.15 Late Edition
10.30 The Elements Justin Rowlatt takes a
close look at how the global economy works
from the perspective of the chemical elements,
the basic building blocks of block the universe
(BBC)
11.06 Folk Alley Elena See presents a
selection of traditional and contemporary
folk, Americana and roots music from classic
and new releases, as well as in-studio and live
concert recordings. (9 of 13, PRX)
12.04am All Night Programme Including:
12.05 Music after Midnight; 12.30 Spectrum
(RNZ); 1.05 From the World (RNZ); 2.05 Night
Lights Classic (7 of 12, WFIU) 3.05 Flaw Plans,
by David Hill (RNZ); 3.30 An Author’s View
(RNZ); 4.30 Art Crimes with Arthur Tompkins
5.10 Witness (BBC)
RNZ Concert
noon, 3.00, 5.00, 6.00, 10.00pm
6.00 Classic Morning Including Christmastide
and The Works
Noon Recent Releases
1.00 Afternoon Requests (Box 123, Wellington
or concert@radionz.co.nz)
2.00 Afternoon Concert
3.00 CD Masters Classic performances from
the back catalogue
4.00 Made in New Zealand NZ performers
and composers
5.00 Early Evening Classics
7.00 Appointment In Memoriam Two
programmes commemorating the artists who
have passed away this year (1 of 2, RNZ)
8.00 Music Alive Auckland Arts Festival 2015
Katie Zagorski (fl), Auckland Philharmonia/
Kenneth Young – Mussorgsky: Dawn on the
Moscow River, Prelude from Khovanshchina,
Act 1; Mendelsshohn: Hebrides Overture;
Takemitsu: I hear the water dreaming; Young:
In Paradisum (recorded in Auckland Town Hall
by RNZ)
9.25 Bach Cantata for Christmas
Radio Live
6.00 James Coleman 9.00 Annabelle White Noon
Tim Sisarich 6.00 3 News 7.00 Miles Davis 12.00am
Garry McAlpine
Newstalk ZB
6.00 Tim Dower 9.00 Mike Yardley Noon Tim Wilson
4.00 Andrew Dickens 8.00 Tim Roxborogh 12.00am
Bruce Russell
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TV1
TV2
FREEVIEW 1 SKY 001
6.15
Soccer English Premier
League, Manchester United v
Chelsea, live.
9.00 Infomercials
Show (G, R, C) Comedian
Ellen DeGeneres presents
a talkshow. Today: Nobel
Peace Prize winner Malala
Yousafzai.
11.00 The Chase (G, R, C) Hosted
by Bradley Walsh.
Today: Stacey is joined by
the Opera Sisters with their
inspiring whanau-friendly
menu; Meg has clever tips
for dividing plants; and
trainer Beez checks out a
trampolining class for adults.
12.30 Cook Me the Money
(G, R) Three pairs of cooks
compete.
(PGR, R)
(G, R) Four sets of homeowners judge one another’s
houses.
3.55 Te Karere (C)
Bradley Walsh.
With Eddie McGuire.
6.00 ONE News (C)
Chaser. Hosted by Andrew
O’Keefe.
8.00 ■ Britain’s Busiest Airport:
Heathrow (C, AD) UK series
that looks at life inside
Heathrow Airport, Europe’s
most important transport
hub.
9.00 One Born Every Minute
(PGR, C) UK observational
series. Tonight: Careerfocused Steph and Kevin
have decided it is time
to settle down, and Jess
reflects on becoming a
mother at 14 as she and
partner Jordan look forward
to their new arrival.
10.00 Nigel Latta: The Trouble
with Booze (R, HD) Nigel
Latta takes a serious look at
drinking culture.
(AO, R, HD, C, AD) Who
Performed the 1987 Hit
Song Time of My Life?: With
some unsolicited help from
female members of the pub
quiz team, Brian sets out to
recapture his youth.
12.00am Happy Families
(PGR, R, C)
1.15
Infomercials
5.05 Faith in Action
5.35 – 6.00 Te Karere (R, C)
(G, C)
9.00 Infomercials
12.25 The Good Witch (G, C)
Too (1990, PGR, R, C) A
wisecracking baby deals with
his new sister. John Travolta.
2.55 Toy Story at 20: To
Infinity and Beyond (R)
Documentary about how
Pixar’s early beginnings
in making short, digitallyanimated films lead them to
take the bold step of making
Toy Story.
4.05 Kirby Buckets (C)
4.30 Good Luck Charlie (G, C)
Videos (G, R, C)
Here Comes Da Judge:
Michael has a big decision to
make.
6.00 Friends (G, R, C) The
One Where Ross Meets
Elizabeth’s Dad: Ross fails to
impress his girlfriend’s father.
6.30 The Middle (G, R, C) Change
in the Air: Sue embraces a
new sense of freedom on her
first day on campus.
7.00 ■ Sister Act
(1992, PGR, R, C, AD)
A lounge singer on the
run from the Mafia takes
refuge in a convent. Whoopi
Goldberg, Maggie Smith.
8.55 ■ Joyful Noise
(2012, PGR, R, C, AD)
A woman clashes with an
aspiring musical director
after taking charge of a
small-town church choir.
Queen Latifah, Dolly Parton.
11.15 2 Broke Girls (AO, R, C)
And the DJ Face: Max is
embarrassed after she
discovers her “booty-call” is
a DJ at a supermarket.
11.45 The Whispers (AO)
Homesick: Wes convinces
the president to let him
round up all of the children
in a protected zone in the
hopes that Drill will weaken.
12.40am Body of Proof (AO, R, C)
Committed: Megan and
Tommy make a surprising
discovery.
1.35 Infomercials
(AO, R, C)
4.55 Posh Nosh (G, R)
5.05 Joey (G, R, C)
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TV3
FREEVIEW 2 SKY 002
FREEVIEW 3 SKY 003
6.00 Infomercials
(AO, R, HD)
(G, HD)
9.40 Infomercials
12.10 ■ Return to Zero (2014,
PGR, HD, C) A couple
prepare for the arrival of
their first child. Minnie Driver.
2.10 ■ Free Willy 3: The Rescue
(1997, G, HD, C)
(G, R, HD, C)
6.00 3 News
Tonight: Officers are called
to deal with boy-racers, and
a dodgy-looking vehicle
comes under police scrutiny.
7.30 House Rules (HD, C) Tonight:
The teams struggle against
each other and the clock in
the Victoria transformation.
8.30 ■ The Green Mile
(1999, AO, R, HD, C)
An elderly man recalls his
time as head guard at a
1930s Louisiana state prison
where he befriended a
man with an unusual gift.
Tom Hanks, Michael Clarke
Duncan, David Morse, Bonnie
Hunt. Films, page 63
11.50 Motive (AO, R, HD, C)
Canadian cop show. Brute
Force: A former Olympic
boxer is murdered and there
are aq multitude of suspects.
FOUR
FREEVIEW 4 SKY 012
Your Mother (G, R) Good Crazy:
Barney tries to set Ted up on dates
so that he can forget about Robin,
while also plotting to get Quinn
out of her stripping job. 7.00 The
Simpsons (PGR, R, C) The Bob Next
Door: A newly freed convict moves
in next door. 7.30 Face Off (PGR)
Twisted Trees: The remaining artists
become one with nature when
creating fantastically twisted tree
characters. 8.30 ■ Twisted (2004)
A policewoman whose father was
a convicted serial killer becomes
the prime suspect when her
former lovers are murdered. Ashley
Judd, Samuel L Jackson, Andy
Garcia. 10.25 Burn Notice (AO, R)
Unchained: Michael agrees to help
the FBI take down a vicious Boston
mobster by having himself arrested.
11.40 – 6.00am Infomercials
TV2: Joyful Noise, 8.55pm
PRIME
FREEVIEW 10 SKY 004
6.00
7.00
7.30
Noon
1.00
Home Shopping
Home Shopping
The Doctors (PGR)
2.00 Psych (PGR, R)
(G, R)
4.30 Hot Bench (G)
5.30 Prime News
7.30 ■ Prime Rocks: George
Harrison: Living in the
Material World (2011, PGR)
US documentary looking
at the life of George
Harrison, weaving together
performance footage,
home movies, rare archival
materials and interviews.
Films, page 63
Jimmy Fallon (PGR)
12.30am The Crowd Goes Wild
(G, R)
MAORI
FREEVIEW 5 SKY 019
(G, R)
8.30 Te Kaea (R)
9.30 Fusion Feasts (G, R)
2.00 Ako (R)
Nationals (G, R)
3.30 Pukoro (G, R)
(G)
5.00 Matika (G, R)
5.30 Te Kaea
(G, R)
6.30 Ako (G, R)
7.00 Te Kaea (R)
Whakaari (G, R)
8.00 Waiata (G)
8.30 ■ Aunty and the Star People
(2014, AO) Documentary.
10.05 Te Iti Kahurangi (G, R)
10.35 Te Kaea (R)
11.05 – 11.35 Paepae (G, R)
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7.40
7.30
7.10
When Love Is Not Enough:
9.20 All Is Lost (2013, M)
Robert Redford.
(2015, 16) Craig Robinson.
12.40 The Purge: Anarchy
(2014, 16) Frank Grillo.
Bradley Cooper.
4.35 Rob the Mob (2014, 16)
Michael Pitt.
6.20 Foxcatcher (2014, M) Steve
Carell, Channing Tatum.
8.30 National Lampoon Presents:
Surf Party (2013, 16) When a
surfboard is stolen, a group
of mates embark on a road
trip to retrieve this prized
possession. Khan Chittenden,
Matthew Lillard.
A detective has the ability
to enter others’ minds. Mark
Strong.
11.45 Live Nude Girls (2014, 18)
Mike Hatton.
1.25am Rob the Mob (2014, 16)
3.10 Directors: George Lucas (PG)
3.40 Live Nude Girls (2014, 18) 5.20
Foxcatcher (2014, M)
Mr Art Critic (2007, M)
Bronson Pinchot.
Inn (2014, M, parts 1&2)
11.55 Birdman (2014, 16)
Michael Keaton.
1.55 A Most Wanted
Man (2014, M)
3.55 You’re Not You (2014, M)
Hilary Swank.
Hancock (M, part 1)
Nicollette Sheridan, Jennifer
Love Hewitt, Peter Stormare.
8.30 Mini-series: Plus One (16)
A man looks for the perfect
date after he is invited to
his ex-girlfriend’s wedding.
Daniel Mays.
A young Polish immigrant
succumbs to the charms of
a hustler. Marion Cotillard,
Joaquin Phoenix, Jeremy
Renner.
12.05am Big Driver (2014, 16) 1.30
Plus One (16) 3.05 Finding Ms.
Right (2012, 16) 4.35 Big Driver
(2014, 16)
After Hours (1985, M)
Griffin Dunne.
(1986, M) Prince.
10.25 The Dam Busters (1955, G)
Richard Todd.
12.30 Jaws: The Inside Story (PG)
2.05 Joe Kidd (1972, M)
Clint Eastwood.
3.30 The Driver (1978, PG)
Ryan O’Neal.
Dustin Hoffman, Anne
Bancroft.
6.45 Misery (1990, M) A novelist is
involved in a car crash. Kathy
Bates, James Caan.
8.30 L.A. Story (1991, PG)
A weatherman working for
a Los Angeles television
station finds his life taking a
strange turn when he starts
receiving advice from a
highway warning sign.
Steve Martin.
10.05 Murder in the First (1995, 18)
In the early 40s, a lawyer
defends a prisoner. Kevin
Bacon, Christian Slater.
12.05am Porky’s Revenge (1985, 18)
1.35 Fresh (1994, 16) 3.30 Red Sun
(1971, PG) 5.35 The Driver (1978, PG)
GENERAL
Screen 1.30 ■ Levitated Mass (2013, G) 3.00 Put
Some Colour in Your Life 3.30 Art and Soul 4.30
Greatest Painters: Marc Chagall 5.25 The Legacy
6.00 Benny Hinn 6.30 Kindness Diaries 7.00
Getaway 7.30 Gardeners’ World 8.00 House
Crashers 8.30 Natural World: Saving the Panda
9.30 Jamie at Home 10.00 Poh’s Kitchen 10.30
Salvage Hunters 11.30 Beverly Hills Pawn Noon
Simon Reeve’s Caribbean 1.00 Kindness Diaries
1.30 Getaway 2.00 Extreme Railway Journeys 2.55
Gardeners’ World 3.35 House Crashers 4.00 The
Dolphins of Shark Bay 5.00 River Cottage Forever
5.30 Rachel Allen’s Everyday Kitchen 6.00 The Get
Growing Roadshow 6.30 Buying the Bayou 7.00
Auction Hunters 7.30 Location Location Location
8.30 Buying & Selling with the Property Brothers
9.30 Fantasy Homes by the Sea 10.30 Auction
Hunters 11.00 River Cottage Forever 11.30 Rachel
Allen’s Everyday Kitchen 12.00am House Crashers
12.30 Benny Hinn 1.00 Gardeners’ World 1.30 House
Crashers 2.00 The Dolphins of Shark Bay 3.00 The
Get Growing Roadshow 3.30 Buying the Bayou
4.00 Location Location Location 5.00 Buying &
Selling with the Property Brothers
UKTV SKY 007
6.00 Lewis (M) 6.10 Would I Lie to You? (PG) 6.40
Would I Lie to You? (M) 7.10 EastEnders (PG) 7.40
The Bill (M) 9.20 Pointless (PG) 10.10 The Graham
Norton Show (M) 11.50 Critical (16) 12.45 Ripper
Street (16) 1.40 New Tricks (M) 2.35 Inspector
Morse (M) 4.25 The Bill (M) 6.05 Pointless (PG)
7.00 EastEnders (PG) 7.30 8 Out of 10 Cats (M)
7.55 Would I Lie to You? (PG) 8.30 Heartbeat (PG)
Memoirs of a Fighting Man: A decorated war hero
shoots an intruder, and secrets from the past cloud
the case. 9.30 Father Brown (M) The Face of Death:
After a murder occurs during the Kembleford charity
treasure hunt, suspicion falls on a bereaved man
who wanted revenge on the deceased. 10.25 Death
in Paradise (M) A Murder on the Plantation: Poole
struggles to muster that loving feeling for the local
voodoo festival. 11.25 The Graham Norton Show (M)
Tonight: Olivia Colman, Lord Alan Sugar and Hugh
Laurie. 12.15am The Bill (M) 1.10 Pointless (PG) 1.55
Keeping Up Appearances (PG) 2.25 Inspector Morse
(M) 4.10 Lewis (M) 5.45 This Is Jinsy (M)
6.05 Rising from Ashes (2012, M)
US documentary.
7.25 Metallica Through the Never
(2013, M) Lars Ulrich.
9.00 Finding Vivian Maier
10.25 Friday Tigers (2012, 16)
Anysia Davies.
10.45 Cut Snake (2014, 16) Alex
Russell.
12.20 Anarchy (2014, 16) Ethan
Hawke.
2.00 Harry Dean Stanton:
Partly Fiction (2012, M)
US documentary.
Anna Sigalevitch.
US documentary.
6.55 A Long Way Down (2014, M)
Pierce Brosnan.
8.30 The Returned (16) Virgil:
Julie visits Victor’s former
home.
9.30 Blue Ruin (2013, 18) Macon
Blair, Devin Ratray.
11.00 Tabu (2012, M) Teresa
Madruga.
12.55am Siddharth (2013, M) 2.30
A Long Way Down (2014, M) 4.10
Blue Ruin (2013, 18) 5.40 Tabu
(2012, M)
SoHo SKY 010
Rialto: A Long Way Down, 6.55pm
Living SKY 017
Escape to the Continent Marathon 3.15 Grand
Designs 4.10 Selling Houses Australia 5.05 Cash
in the Attic 6.00 Zoo Days (M) 6.30 Antiques
Holmes Inspection 9.30 My Dream Derelict Home
10.30 Restoration Man (M) 11.30 Grand Designs
2.20 Homes Under the Hammer 3.20 Restoration
Man (M) 4.10 Grand Designs 5.00 Zoo Days (M)
Sky Arts SKY 020
6.30 Movie Stars: Will Smith 7.00 Astronauts,
Vikings and Ghosts 8.00 Cinderella 9.45 Brahms
Symphony No 1 in C Minor 10.30 Inside the National
Trust Noon Churches: How to Read Them 12.30
Il Divo: A Musical Affair: Live in Japan 1.30 The
Magics of Music 2.30 Movie Stars 3.00 Astronauts,
Vikings and Ghosts 4.00 Portrait Artist of the Year
4.45 Stars of the Silver Screen: Ingrid Bergman
5.30 ■ Levitated Mass (2013, G) 7.00 Put Some
Colour in Your Life 7.30 Art and Soul 8.30 Greatest
Painters: Marc Chagall 9.25 The Legacy 10.25 Neil
McCormick’s Needle Time: Moya Brennan 11.15
Johnny Cash: Song by Song (PG) Jackson. 11.35
Dolly Parton: Song by Song (G) Jolene. 12.00am
Portrait Artist of the Year 12.45 Stars of the Silver
6.00 Deadwood (16) 6.55 Homeland (16) 7.45
■ The Leisure Class (2015, M) 9.15 The Writers’
Room (M) 9.40 It’s Me, Hilary: The Man Who Drew
Eloise (M) 10.15 Deadwood (16) 11.05 The Writers’
Room (M) 11.30 Homeland (16) 12.20 Banshee
(18) 1.10 ■ The Leisure Class (2015, M) 2.40 ■ Phil
Spector (2013, M) 4.10 Deadwood (16) 5.10 It’s Me,
Hilary: The Man Who Drew Eloise (M) 5.45 The
Writers’ Room (M) 6.10 Banshee (18) 7.00 Last
Week Tonight with John Oliver (16) 7.30 The Affair
(16) 8.30 Toe Tag Parole: To Live and Die on Yard A
(M) Documentary about men serving life without
parole who are seeking self-improvement and
spiritual growth. 9.50 The Casual Vacancy (M) UK
drama series based on JK Rowling’s book. Part 1:
Pagford is a charming English idyll, but the pretty
facade hides a town at war when a death leaves an
empty seat on the parish council. 10.50 Banshee (18)
11.50 Blunt Talk (16) 12.20am Sex&Drugs&Rock&Roll
(16) 12.50 The Affair (16) 1.50 Toe Tag Parole: To Live
and Die on Yard A (M) 3.10 The Casual Vacancy (M)
4.10 Blunt Talk (16) 4.40 Sex&Drugs&Rock&Roll (16)
5.10 Banshee (18)
6.00 BBC World News 6.30 Focus on Africa 7.00
Sport Today 8.00 BBC World News 8.30 Our World
World News 11.30 Arts Noon BBC World News
12.30 Our World 1.00 BBC World News 2.30 Click
News 6.30 World Business Report 6.45 BBC World
News 8.45 World Business Report 9.00 BBC World
World Business Report 11.45 Sport Today 12.00am
BBC World News 12.30 Arts 1.00 BBC World
World News 4.30 Arts 5.00 BBC World News 5.30
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SPORT
RADIO
Sky Sport 1 SKY 051
6.00 Ice Hockey, NHL, Minnesota Wild v Pittsburgh
Penguins. 8.00 A-League Highlights Show 8.30
Darts, World C’ship, day 10, live. 12.30 The ITM
Fishing Show 1.30 Cricket, Black Caps v Sri Lanka,
ODI, game two. 2.00 UEFA Champions League
Weekly 2.30 Basketball, NBL, Sydney Kings v NZ
Breakers. 3.00 Soccer, A-League, Adelaide United v
Phoenix. 3.30 Cricket, T20 Big Bash League, Sydney
Thunder v Adelaide Strikers. 4.00 Sky Sports UK
News 4.30 Red Bull Makin’ It 5.00 V8 Life 5.30
Surfing, WSL Women’s World C’ship, Maui Pro.
6.30 The ITM Fishing Show 7.30 Isle of Man TT,
Sidecar race two, highlights. 8.30 TBA 10.30 UEFA
Champions League Weekly 11.00 Isle of Man TT,
Sidecar race two, highlights. 12.00am NBL, Sydney
Kings v NZ Breakers. 2.00 TBA 4.00 Ice Hockey,
NHL, Minnesota Wild v Pittsburgh Penguins.
Sky Sport 2 SKY 052
6.00 Surfing, WSL Women’s World C’ship, Maui
Pro. 7.00 The ITM Fishing Show 8.00 Darts, World
C’ship, day 10, live. Noon The Cricket Show 12.28
Cricket, Australia v West Indies, second test,
day four, morning session, live. 2.35 Cricket, Black
Caps v Sri Lanka, ODI, game two. 3.05 Cricket,
Australia v West Indies, second test, day four,
afternoon session, live. 8.05 Cricket, T20 Big Bash
League, game 11, Sydney Thunder v Adelaide
Strikers. 8.35 Cricket, Black Caps v Sri Lanka, ODI,
game two. 9.05 Cricket, T20 Big Bash League,
game 12, Brisbane Heat v Hobart Hurricanes, live.
12.35am The Cricket Show 1.00 Cricket, Black Caps
v Sri Lanka, ODI, game two. 1.30 Fox Sports News
2.00 Darts, World C’ship, day 11, live.
RNZ National
National Geographic: Breakthrough Prize,
9.00pm
Manchester United TV 5.00 Cricket, Black Caps v
Sri Lanka, ODI, game two. 5.30 Cricket, T20 Big
Bash League, Sydney Thunder v Adelaide Strikers.
6.00 The Football League Show 6.30 A-League
Highlights 7.00 Cricket, Black Caps v Sri Lanka,
ODI, game two. 7.30 Altered Course 8.30 Golf
Channel Academy 9.30 Fox Sports News 10.00
Darts, World C’ship, day 10. 2.00am Cricket, T20
Big Bash League, Heat v Hurricanes. 2.30 Cricket,
Australia v West Indies, second test, day four. 3.00
Cricket, Black Caps v Sri Lanka, ODI, game two.
3.30 Fox Sports News 4.00 Altered Course 5.00
Golf Channel Academy
ESPN SKY 061
6.00 Cricket, T20 Big Bash League, Sydney Thunder
v Adelaide Strikers. 9.30 Fox Sports News 10.00
Cricket, Black Caps v Sri Lanka, ODI, game two, last
2 hours. Noon Surfing, WSL Women’s World C’ship,
Maui Pro. 1.00 Isle of Man TT, Sidecar race two. 2.00
6.00 Crossfit games, team event. 6.30 Crossfit
games, Reebok Invitational. 8.30 Gridiron, NCAA,
Military Bowl, live. Noon Monday Night Countdown
2.15 NFL, Bengals v Broncos, live. 5.20 SportsCenter
7.00 NFL Primetime 8.00 Boxing, 1975 Classic
Bout, World Heavyweight Title Bout, Muhammad
Ali v Chuck Wepner. 9.30 Spirit of Yachting 10.00
ESPN FC 10.30 NBA Tonight 11.00 ESPN Original
Documentaries 12.00am NFL Primetime 1.00
SportsCenter 2.00 ESPN FC 2.30 NBA Tonight 3.00
NFL, Bengals v Broncos. 5.30 NFL Films
DOCUMENTARIES
History SKY 073
Sky Sport 3 SKY 053
(PG) 9.25 NASA’s Unexplained Files (PG) 10.20
Secret Space Escapes (PG) 11.15 I (Almost) Got
Away with It (M) 12.10 Deadly Devotion (M)
1.05 Who the (Bleep) Did I Marry? (M) 2.00
How It’s Made (PG) 2.55 How Do They Do It?
(PG) 3.25 Auction Hunters (PG) 3.50 Gold Rush
(PG) 4.45 You Have Been Warned (PG) 5.40
MythBusters (PG) 6.35 Edge of Alaska (M) 7.30
Kings of the Wild (M) 8.30 Dual Survival (M) 9.30
FBI Takedowns (M) 10.30 How It’s Made (PG)
11.30 Gold Rush (PG) 12.30am Evil Kin (M) 1.25
Disappeared (M) 2.20 Auction Hunters (PG) 2.45
(PG) 5.05 American River Renegades (M)
6.30 Suffragettes Forever! Women and Power (PG)
7.30 The Murder Maps London (M) 8.30 Chivalry
and Betrayal (PG) 9.30 Knights (M) 10.30 Isaac
Newton: The Last Magician (PG) 11.30 Murdered:
The Bodies in the Bog (PG) 12.30 National
Trust: National Treasures (PG) 1.30 World’s First
Computer (PG) 2.30 Dangerous Missions (PG) 3.30
Hitler’s Children (M) 4.30 Chivalry and Betrayal (PG)
5.30 Knights (M) 6.30 Inside the Mind of Leonardo
(PG) 7.30 The Unseen Time Team Specials (PG)
8.30 The Wheelchair President (PG) 9.30 Objective
Baku: Hitler’s War on Oil (PG) 10.30 Goerings’ Last
Battle (PG) 11.30 Destination Burma (PG) 12.30am
Dangerous Missions (PG) 1.30 Hitler’s Children (M)
2.30 Dogfights (PG) 3.30 Unsealed: Alien Files 4.00
The Unseen Time Team Specials (PG) 4.45 The
Wheelchair President (PG) 5.30 Objective Baku:
Hitler’s War on Oil (PG)
Discovery SKY 070
7.30 Megastructures (PG) 8.30 Wicked Tuna
(M) 9.30 Brain Surgery Live (M) 11.30 Outback
Wrangler (PG) Noon Brain Games (PG) 12.30
Terror in the Skies (PG) 1.30 Man v Viral (M) 2.30
Science of Stupid (M) 5.30 Brain Games (PG) 6.00
Brain Games (PG) 6.30 Science of Stupid (M) 7.00
Hacking the System (PG) 7.30 Witness Disaster (M)
8.30 Outback Wrangler (PG) 9.00 Breakthrough
Prize (PG) Seth MacFarlane hosts the awards that
honours honour the world’s top scientists and
mathematicians. 10.00 Mission Pluto (PG) 11.00
Science of Stupid (M) 11.30 Drugs Inc. (M) 12.30am
Air Crash Investigations (PG) 1.30 Battleground
Brothers (M) 2.30 Britain’s Underworld (M) 3.30 Air
Crash Investigations (PG) 4.30 World’s Toughest
Fixes (PG) 5.30 Science of Stupid (M)
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6.10 Embarrassing Bodies (M) 7.00 Who Do You
Think You Are? US (PG) 7.45 Dragons’ Den (PG)
10.35 Eggheads (PG) 11.05 Dangerous Roads (M)
12.05 Traffic Cops (M) 1.05 Top Gear (PG) 2.05 The
Truth About Meat (M) 3.00 Embarrassing Bodies
(M) 3.50 Eggheads (PG) 4.20 Top Gear (PG)
6.30 Traffic Cops (M) 7.35 Embarrassing Bodies
Revisits (M) 8.30 24 Hours in A&E (M) Love Hurts:
A 19-month-old baby becomes unresponsive. 9.25
Stephen Fry: Out There (M) Stephen Fry looks
into how much has changed for gay people. 11.35
Top Gear (PG) 12.35am Dangerous Roads (M) 1.35
Who Do You Think You Are? Australia (PG) 2.30
Embarrassing Bodies (M) 3.20 Chimp TV (PG) 4.10
Embarrassing Bodies Revisits (M) 5.00 24 Hours in
A&E (M) 5.50 Top Gear: Vietnam Special (PG)
7.00 Summer Report
Worldwatch
9.06 The Tuesday Feature
9.30 Auckland Writers Festival: Nick Davies
with Toby Manhire One of the world’s leading
investigative journalists, Nick Davies broke the
phone hacking story in the UK.
10.15 Late Edition
10.30 The Elements (BBC)
11.06 The Shed (1 of 13, MCM)
Music after Midnight; 12.30 Insight (RNZ); 1.15
Primary People (RNZ); 2.05 The Forum (BBC);
3.05 Poor Butterfly, by Steve Danby, read by
Tim Gordon (RNZ); 3.30 Kate’s Classics (RNZ);
5.10 Witness (BBC)
RNZ Concert
noon, 3.00, 5.00, 6.00, 10.00pm
6.00 Classic Morning Including Christmastide
and The Works
Noon Recent Releases
3.00 CD Masters
7.00 Appointment Burt Bacharach (RNZ)
8.00 Music Alive Auckland Arts Festival 2015.
Rachel Alexander, Natasha Wilson (sops),
Lachian Craig (countertenor), Jeffery Chang
(ten), Rowan Johnston (bar), Nicholas Forbes
(bass), James Tibbles (org), Voices New
Zealand Chamber Choir, New Zealand Youth
Choir/Karen Grylls, David Squire – Anon:
Te lucis ante terminum; Esenwalds: Stars;
Whitacre: Lux aurumque; Tallis: O nata lux;
Lauridsen: O nata lux; T Wehi arr Wiremu:
Waerenga-a-Hika; Elgar arr Cameron: Lux
Aeterna; Gjeilo: Northern Lights; Bates:
Observer in the Magellanic Cloud; Schafer:
Epitaph for Moonlight; Chilcott: Canticles of
Light; Hamilton: Ecce beatum lucem (recorded
in Auckland Town Hall by RNZ)
9.15 Classical Cello Music by Beethoven and
Graziani
Radio Live
Garry McAlpine
Newstalk ZB
Tim Beveridge Talkback
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TV1
TV2
FREEVIEW 1 SKY 001
(G, R, C)
Makeover (G, R, C)
9.00 Infomercials
(G, R, C) Today: Hillary
Clinton and Pink.
Today: Chelsea Winter shares
a recipe for a sweet treat;
Meg has some great tips for
great soil; and DIY expert
Eru has a low cost and
super-simple way to spruce
up your home.
Stoke: Three pairs of
contestants put their culinary
skills to the test.
(PGR, R)
(G, R)
3.55 Te Karere (C)
Bradley Walsh.
Hosed by Eddie McGuire.
6.00 ONE News (C)
Tonight: Judges tell the
17 contestants that this
week is all about realising
their food dreams, and
past contestants return to
showcase their skills.
8.40 All Creatures Great and
Stuffed (PGR, R, C, AD) UK
documentary about the
growing global industry of
taxidermy, which includes
a cat converted into a
helicopter, freeze-dried pets
and road kill in a high street
boutique.
9.40 Autopsy (PGR, C) The Last
Days of Brittany Murphy:
Forensic pathologist
Dr Richard Shepherd
re-examines the death of
Hollywood actress and
singer Brittany Murphy.
(PGR, R, HD, C, AD)
Casanova was a Famous
Lover, But Which State Did
He Spy For?: After he is
replaced with a lacklustre
comedian, Michelle and Brian
try to save the Quiz Master’s
career.
11.40 Major Crimes (AO, R, C)
US crime drama series.
There’s No Place Like Home:
An investigation into the
death of a customs agent is
linked to the residents of an
apartment complex.
1.05 Infomercials
5.35 – 6.00 Te Karere (R, C)
(G, C)
9.00 Infomercials
12.25 The Good Witch (G, C)
Now (1993, PGR, R, C) Two
talkative dogs try to prevent
their owner’s manipulative
boss from ruining his
marriage. John Travolta.
3.20 Regular Show (G, R)
Beat (G, R, C)
3.32 Angry Birds Stella (G)
4.05 Kirby Buckets (G, C)
4.30 Good Luck Charlie (G, C)
Videos (G, R, C)
Claire’s Permit: Claire takes
Michael’s car for a drive.
Where Paul’s the Man: Ross
and Elizabeth go away for a
romantic weekend getaway
to her family’s cabin.
Potato: Axl is fed up with his
roommate, and in order to
buy a car, Sue gets a job.
7.00 ■ Sister Act 2: Back in the
Habit (1993, G, R, C, AD)
To save their school from
closure, a group of nuns
enlists a cabaret singer to
go undercover as one of
their own to coach some
rebellious students for
a choral recital. Whoopi
Goldberg, Maggie Smith,
Kathy Najimy.
9.05 ■ Tommy Boy
(1995, AO, R, C) The dimwitted heir to an auto parts
factory must save the
business to keep it out of
the hands of his conniving
stepmother. Chris Farley,
David Spade, Bo Derek.
11.00 Ramsay’s Kitchen
Nightmares USA (AO, R, C)
Amy’s Baking Company:
Gordon Ramsay travels to
Scottsdale, Arizona, to lend
a hand to Amy’s Baking
Company.
12.00am Anger Management
(PGR)
12.30 Surviving Jack (PGR, R, C)
1.00 Undateable (PGR, R, C)
1.25 Infomercials
(AO, R, C)
4.40 Full House (G, R)
5.10 Joey (G, R, C)
TV3
FREEVIEW 2 SKY 002
FREEVIEW 3 SKY 003
6.00 Infomercials
(AO, R, HD)
(G, HD)
9.40 Infomercials
12.10 ■ Trip to Bountiful
(2014, G, R, HD, C)
2.05 ■ Kiwi Flyer
(2012, G, R, HD, C) A 12-yearold sets out to win the local
trolley derby. Edward Hall.
(G, R, HD, C)
6.00 3 News
Local observational series.
Tonight: Officers are called
to a turf war in the suburbs;
a drunk female driver causes
confusion; and Constable
Rob pulls over an eel
fisherman.
7.30 House Rules (PGR, HD, C)
Tonight: There is mayhem
as the Victorian renovation
deadline looms resulting
in what could be the first
unfinished home.
8.30 ■ Shallow Hal (2001,
AO, R, HD, C) A man is
hypnotised into seeing only
inner beauty and falls in love
with an obese woman. Jack
Black, Gwyneth Paltrow.
10.45 NCIS: Los Angeles
(AO, R, HD, C) Allegiance:
A government agent is
murdered.
11.40 – 6.00am Infomercials
FOUR
FREEVIEW 4 SKY 012
Your Mother (G, R) The Magician’s
Code (Part 1): Lily goes into labour.
7.00 The Simpsons (PGR, R, C) Bart
Gets a “Z”: Tonight: Mrs Krabappel
is fired. 7.30 Family Guy (16) Mr
and Mrs Stewie: Stewie is smitten
when he meets a girl. 8.00 Fresh
Off the Boat (PGR, R) Dribbling
Tiger, Bounce Pass Dragon: Louis
and Jessica volunteer at the
kids’ schools because of budget
cuts. 8.30 ■ My Cousin Vinny
(1992, AO, R, C) A lawyer fights to
save his cousin and a friend when
they become involved in a case of
mistaken identity. Joe Pesci, Ralph
Macchio, Marisa Tomei. Films, page
63 10.45 Rake (AO) Hey, Good
Looking: Six months after her
husband’s death, artist Holly Phillips
is being charged with his murder.
12.00am – 6.00am Infomercials
Four: My Cousin Vinny,
8.30pm
PRIME
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6.00
7.00
7.30
Noon
1.00
Home Shopping
Home Shopping
The Doctors (PGR)
2.00 Psych (PGR, R)
(G, R)
4.30 Hot Bench (G)
5.30 Prime News
7.30 Bondi Rescue (PGR)
8.00 Storage Wars: Texas (G)
8.30 Wayward Pines (PGR) One
of Our Senior Realtors Has
Chosen to Retire: The Burkes
learn Ethan has been given a
leadership role.
9.30 Ross Kemp: Extreme World
(AO, R) Glasgow: Ross
investigates some extreme
issues.
Jimmy Fallon (PGR)
MAORI
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6.30
8.30
9.00
9.30
10.00
11.00
Noon
1.00
2.00
3.00
Children’s Programmes (R)
Te Kaea (R)
Patapatai (G, R)
Fusion Feasts (G, R)
Korero Mai (G, R)
Toku Reo (G, R)
Korero Mai (G, R)
Toku Reo (G, R)
Ako (R)
2015 Waka Ama Sprint
Nationals (G, R)
3.30 Pukoro (G, R)
(G)
5.00 Matika (G, R)
5.30 Te Kaea
(G, R)
6.30 Ako (G, R)
7.00 ■ Te Kaea (R)
Whakaari (G, R)
8.00 Kaitiaki Wars (PGR, R)
8.30 Kowhao Rau – Matangi Rau
(G)
9.30 Whawhai (R)
10.00 Te Kauta (PGR)
10.30 Te Kaea (R)
11.00 – 11.30 Paepae (G, R)
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7.50
6.15
7.05
Mindscape (2013, M)
Mark Strong.
9.30 Rob the Mob (2014, 16)
Michael Pitt.
11.15 National Lampoon Presents:
Surf Party (2013, 16)
Khan Chittenden.
Steve Carell.
Mark Strong.
4.35 The Judge (2014, M)
Robert Downey Jr.
(2015, PG) Kevin James,
Raini Rodriguez.
8.30 Hours (2013, M) A father
tries to keep his prematurely
born daughter alive after
Hurricane Katrina knocks
out the power in their New
Orleans hospital. Paul Walker,
Genesis Rodriguez.
A disillusioned shoemaker
stumbles upon a magical
heirloom. Adam Sandler.
11.50 The Curse of Downers Grove
(2015, 16) Kevin Zegers.
1.20am The Opposite Sex (2014, 16)
3.25 The Judge (2014, M) 5.45 Paul
Blart: Mall Cop 2 (2015, PG)
Mini-series: House of
Hancock (M, part 1)
Ivan Sergei.
Marion Cotillard.
10.55 Big Driver (2014, 16)
Maria Bello.
12.20 Mini-series: Plus One (16)
Daniel Mays.
Hancock (M, part 1)
Marion Cotillard.
Adrian Grenier.
Keira Knightley.
8.30 Let’s Kill Ward’s Wife
(2014, 16) Scott Foley.
(2014, M) Kirsten Dunst,
Viggo Mortensen.
1.05am Mini-series: Hindenburg: The
Last Flight (2011, M, part 2) 2.40
BAFTA: A Life in Pictures – Ralph
Fiennes (PG) 3.10 Goodbye World
(2013, 16) 4.50 Begin Again (2013,
M)
The Graduate (1967, M)
Dustin Hoffman.
8.50 The Green Berets (1968, PG)
John Wayne.
Day Off (PG)
Mel Gibson.
4.40 Raising Cain (1992, M)
John Lithgow.
6.10 Chaplin (1992, M) Based
on the life of Charles
Chaplin, from his youth
in London, his exile from
America and eventual return.
Robert Downey Jr.
8.30 The Dirty Dozen (1967, M)
Convicts are recruited for
a commando mission. Lee
Marvin, Ernest Borgnine.
10.55 Goodfellas (1990, 16)
A young New York City
street hustler ascends the
ranks of the Mafia after being
mentored by gangsters.
Robert De Niro.
1.20am Monty Python’s the
Meaning of Life (1983, 16) 3.05
Forced Vengeance (1982, 18) 4.35
Maverick (1994, PG)
GENERAL
UKTV SKY 007
6.10 Would I Lie to You? (M) 6.40 Would I Lie to
You? (PG) 7.10 EastEnders (PG) 7.40 The Bill (M)
9.20 Pointless (PG) 10.10 The Graham Norton Show
(M) 11.50 Critical (16) 12.45 Ripper Street (16) 1.40
New Tricks (M) 2.35 Inspector Morse (M) 4.25 The
Bill (M) 6.05 Pointless (PG) 7.00 EastEnders (PG)
7.30 8 Out of 10 Cats (M) 7.55 Would I Lie to You?
(PG) 8.30 Stella (M) 9.25 Holby City (M) Blood
Money: Hanssen comes face-to-face with the man
who has been threatening his life. 10.30 The Bill (M)
11.25 The Graham Norton Show (M) Tonight: Daniel
Radcliffe, Isla Fisher, Baz Luhrmann, Ed Byrne and
Wretch 32. 12.15am The Bill (M) 1.10 Pointless (PG)
1.55 Keeping Up Appearances (PG) 2.25 Inspector
Morse (M) 4.10 The Adventures of Merlin (M) 5.40
This Is Jinsy (PG)
Living SKY 017
6.00 Zoo Days (M) 6.25 Cash in the Attic 7.15 My
Dream Derelict Home 8.05 Wilderness Walks with
Ray Mears 8.30 Grand Designs Australia 4.05
102
Harry Dean Stanton:
Partly Fiction (2012, M)
US documentary.
Anna Sigalevitch.
US documentary.
12.30 A Long Way Down (2014, M)
Pierce Brosnan.
2.05 Battle of the Sexes
(2013, PG) US documentary.
3.30 The Dune (2013, M) Lior
Ashkenazi.
5.00 Mr Morgan’s Last Love
7.00 Enemy (2013, M) A man
seeks out his exact lookalike. Jake Gyllenhaal,
Mélanie Laurent.
8.30 The Big Ask (2013, M) Three
couples head to the desert
to help their friend heal after
the death of his mother.
Gillian Jacobs.
10.00 Kung Fu Elliot (2014, M)
11.30 Valley of Saints (2012, M)
Mohammed Afzal.
12.55am Battle of the Sexes (PG)
2.20 The Dune (2013, M) 3.50
Enemy (2013, M) 5.20 Valley of
Saints (2012, M)
Blomstedt Conducts Beethoven 5.50 Picasso and
Sima: Antibes 1946
6.00 Benny Hinn 6.30 Fantasy Homes by the Sea
The Dolphins of Shark Bay 9.30 River Cottage
Forever 10.00 Rachel Allen’s Everyday Kitchen
10.30 The Get Growing Roadshow 11.00 Buying
the Bayou 11.30 Auction Hunters Noon Location
Location Location 1.00 Buying & Selling with the
Property Brothers 2.00 Fantasy Homes by the Sea
Empire of the Desert Ants 5.00 The Cook and the
Chef 5.30 Tom Kerridge’s Proper Pub Food 6.00
Nick Knowles’ Original Features 7.00 American
Restoration 7.30 Where the Wild Men Are with Ben
Fogle UK 8.30 The Catch (PGR) 9.30 Mark Berg’s
Fishing Addiction 10.30 American Restoration 11.00
The Cook and the Chef 11.30 Tom Kerridge’s Proper
Pub Food 12.00am House Crashers 12.30 Benny
Hinn 1.00 Gardeners’ World 1.30 House Crashers
2.00 Empire of the Desert Ants 3.00 Nick Knowles’
Original Features 4.00 The Catch (PGR) 5.00 Mark
Berg’s Fishing Addiction
7.35
SoHo SKY 010
Sky Premiere: The Cobbler, 10.10pm
Holmes Inspection 5.05 Cash in the Attic 6.00 Zoo
Days (M) 6.30 Antiques Roadshow 7.30 Homes
Under the Hammer 8.30 A Place in the Sun: Winter
Sun 9.30 Location Location Location 10.30 Selling
Houses Australia 11.30 Grand Designs Australia
2.20 Homes Under the Hammer 3.20 Selling
Houses Australia 4.10 Grand Designs Australia 5.00
Wilderness Walks with Ray Mears 5.30 The Dales
with Ade Edmondson
Sky Arts SKY 020
6.25 Neil McCormick’s Needle Time: Moya Brennan
7.15 Johnny Cash: Song by Song (PG) Jackson
7.35 Dolly Parton: Song by Song (G) Jolene 8.00
Portrait Artist of the Year 8.45 Stars of the Silver
Screen: Ingrid Bergman 9.30 ■ Levitated Mass
(2013, G) 11.00 Put Some Colour in Your Life 11.30
Art and Soul 12.30 Greatest Painters: Marc Chagall
1.25 The Legacy 2.25 Neil McCormick’s Needle
Time: Moya Brennan 3.15 Johnny Cash: Song by
Song (PG) Jackson 3.35 Dolly Parton: Song by
Song (G) Jolene 4.00 Andre Rieu: Welcome to My
World 5.30 Menahem Pressler and Friends 7.30
Gardiner Conducts Haydn, Mendelssohn, Bruckner
9.00 Blomstedt Conducts Beethoven 9.50 Picasso
and Sima: Antibes 1946 10.45 Happily Never After
12.00am Andre Rieu: Welcome to My World 1.30
Menahem Pressler and Friends 3.30 Gardiner
Conducts Haydn, Mendelssohn, Bruckner 5.00
6.00 Banshee (18) 6.10 Queer as Folk (18) 6.55
Toe Tag Parole: To Live and Die on Yard A (M) 8.15
The Casual Vacancy (M) 9.15 Blunt Talk (16) 9.45
Sex&Drugs&Rock&Roll (16) 10.15 The Affair (16)
11.10 Toe Tag Parole: To Live and Die on Yard A
(M) 12.30 Banshee (18) 1.30 Blunt Talk (16) 2.00
Sex&Drugs&Rock&Roll (16) 2.30 The Casual Vacancy
(M) 3.30 The Affair (16) 4.30 ■ The Leisure Class
(2015, M) 6.00 Banshee (18) 7.00 Last Week Tonight
with John Oliver (16) 7.30 The Knick (18) 8.30 Blunt
Talk (16) Queen of Hearts: Rosalie is forced to book a
controversial guest. 9.00 Sex&Drugs&Rock&Roll (16)
Doctor Doctor: Gigi insists the band see a therapist.
9.30 Deadwood (16) Amateur Night: The Earp
brothers are evicted from a brothel. 10.30 Banshee
(18) 11.20 It’s Me, Hilary: The Man Who Drew Eloise
(M) 11.55 The Writers’ Room (M) 12.20am Babylon
(16) 1.10 The Knick (18) 2.10 Blunt Talk (16) 2.40
It’s Me, Hilary: The Man Who Drew Eloise (M) 4.45
The Writers’ Room (M) 5.10 Banshee (18)
BBC World News 7.00 BBC World News 7.30
World Business Report 7.45 Sport Today 8.00
Arts Noon BBC World News 12.30 Our World 1.30
Our World 2.00 BBC World News 2.30 Click 3.00
BBC World News 3.30 The Travel Show 4.00 BBC
World News 4.30 Our World 5.00 BBC World
World Business Report 6.45 BBC World News 7.30
10.30 HARDtalk 11.00 BBC World News 11.30
HARDtalk
9/12/2015 3:01 pm
SPORT
RADIO
Sky Sport 1 SKY 051
RNZ National
6.00 Isle of Man TT, Sidecar race two, highlights.
7.00 Altered Course 8.00 Golf Channel Academy
day four, highlights. 9.30 Cricket, T20 Big Bash
League, Brisbane Heat v Hobart Hurricanes. 10.00
Bowls, NZ Open, men’s singles, final. 12.30 The
Football League Show 1.00 TBA 3.00 The ITM
Fishing Show 4.00 Basketball, NBL, Sydney Kings
v NZ Breakers. 4.30 Darts, World C’ship, day 11.
8.30 Golf World 9.00 NBL, Sydney Kings v NZ
Breakers. 9.30 NBL, Sydney Kings v Melbourne
United, live. 11.30 Motorsport 12.30am The Football
League Show 1.00 A-League Highlights Show
1.30 Fox Sports News 2.00 The ITM Fishing Show
3.00 Cricket, T20 Big Bash League, Renegades v
Scorchers. 3.30 Cricket, Australia v West Indies,
second test, day five, highlights. 4.00 TBA
Sky Sport 2 SKY 052
6.00 Surfing, WSL Women’s World C’ship, Maui
Pro. 7.00 The ITM Fishing Show 8.00 Darts,
World C’ship, day 11, live. Noon Cricket, Australia
v West Indies, second test, day four, highlights.
day five, morning session, from the MCG, live. 2.35
Cricket, Black Caps v Sri Lanka, ODI, game two.
day five, afternoon session, from the MCG, live.
8.05 Cricket, T20 Big Bash League, Brisbane Heat
v Hobart Hurricanes. 8.35 Cricket, Black Caps v Sri
Lanka, ODI, game two. 9.05 Cricket, T20 Big Bash
League, Renegades v Scorchers, live. 12.35am The
Cricket Show 1.00 Chelsea TV 4.00 NBL, Kings v
Melbourne United.
National Geographic: Inside: The Mob Squad,
9.30pm
day four, highlights. 11.30 A-League Highlights
Show Noon Surfing, WSL Women’s World C’ship,
Maui Pro. 1.00 Motorsport, 2.00 Soccer, A-League,
Adelaide United v Phoenix. 2.30 Sky Sports UK
News 3.00 V8 Life 3.30 UEFA Champions League
Weekly 4.00 Manchester United TV 7.00 V8 Life
7.30 Motorsport 8.30 The Football League Show
9.00 A-League Highlights Show 9.30 Fox Sports
News 10.00 Soccer, A-League, Adelaide United v
Phoenix. 10.30 TBA 12.30am Inside Cricket 1.30
NBL, Kings v Melbourne United. 3.30 NBL, Kings
v NZ Breakers. 4.00 A-League, Adelaide United v
Phoenix. 4.30 UEFA Champions League Weekly
5.00 Surfing, women’s World C’ship, Maui Pro.
ESPN SKY 061
Sky Sport 3 SKY 053
6.00 Cricket, T20 Big Bash League, Heat v
Hurricanes. 9.30 Cricket, Australia v West Indies,
second test, day four, highlights. 10.00 Fox Sports
News 10.30 The Football League Show 11.00
6.00 Gridiron, NCAA, Military Bowl. 8.00 Gridiron,
NCAA, Lockheed Martin Armed Forces Bowl, live.
11.30 Gridiron, NCAA, Russell Athletic Bowl, live.
3.00 Gridiron, NCAA, Advocare V100 Texas Bowl,
live. 6.30 SportsCenter 8.00 Basketball, NCAA,
Big 12 Conference, Connecticut v Texas, delayed.
10.00 ESPN FC 10.30 NBA Tonight 11.00 Basketball,
NCAA, SEC Network, Wake Forest v LSU, delayed.
1.00am SportsCenter 2.00 ESPN FC 2.30 NBA
Tonight 3.00 Basketball, NCAA, SEC Network,
Wake Forest v LSU, replay. 5.00 SportsCenter
DOCUMENTARIES
History SKY 073
Catch (PG) 8.30 MythBusters (PG) 9.25 Alaskan
Bush People (M) 10.20 FBI Takedowns (M) 11.15
Murder Comes to Town (M) 12.10 Disappeared (M)
1.05 Evil Kin (M) 2.00 How It’s Made (PG) 2.55
(PG) 3.50 Gold Rush (PG) 4.45 Dual Survival (M)
5.40 MythBusters (PG) 6.35 Salvage Hunters (PG)
7.30 Pacific Warriors (PG) 8.30 Yukon Men (M)
Tonight: It is driftwood logging season. 9.30 Edge
of Alaska (M) 10.30 How It’s Made (PG) 11.30 Gold
Rush (PG) 12.30am Scorned: Love Kills (M) 1.25
Desperate Measures (M) 2.20 Auction Hunters (PG)
Catch (PG) 4.10 Dirty Jobs 5.05 American River
Renegades (M)
6.30 Goerings’ Last Battle (PG) 7.30 Destination
Burma (PG) 8.30 Chivalry and Betrayal (PG) 9.30
Knights (M) 10.30 Inside the Mind of Leonardo (PG)
11.30 The Unseen Time Team Specials (PG) 12.30
The Wheelchair President (PG) 1.30 Objective Baku:
Hitler’s War on Oil (PG) 2.30 Dangerous Missions
(PG) 3.30 Nazi Secret Files (PG) 4.30 Chivalry and
Betrayal (PG) 5.30 Knights (M) 6.30 Inside the Mind
of Leonardo (PG) 7.30 The Making of the Mob: New
York (PG) 8.30 Trapped on the Ice (PG) The birth
of air mountain rescue. 9.30 The Road from Christ
to Constantine (PG) 10.30 The Mystery of Matter
(PG) 11.30 The Hidden Side of WWII (M) 12.30am
(PG) 2.30 Dogfights (PG) 3.30 Unsealed: Alien Files
(PG) 4.00 The Making of the Mob: New York (PG)
4.45 Trapped on the Ice (PG) 5.30 The Road from
Christ to Constantine (PG)
Discovery SKY 070
7.30 Megastructures 8.30 Wicked Tuna (M) 9.30
Mankind from Space (PG) 11.30 Science of Stupid
(M) Noon Brain Games (PG) 12.30 Terror in the
Skies (PG) 1.30 Omens of the Apocalypse (PG)
2.30 UFOs in Europe: The Untold Stories (PG)
5.30 UFO UK: New Evidence (PG) 6.30 Science
of Stupid (M) 7.00 Hacking the System (PG) 7.30
YouTube Revolution (PG) 8.30 Science of Stupid
(M) 9.00 How to Win at Everything (PG) Tonight:
How to drive a car on two wheels. 9.30 Inside: The
Mob Squad (M) 10.30 Outback Wrangler (PG) 11.00
Storm Hunters (PG) 11.30 Drugs Inc. (M) 12.30am
Air Crash Investigations (PG) 1.30 Battleground
Brothers (M) 2.30 Britain’s Underworld (M) 3.30 Air
Crash Investigations (PG) 4.30 World’s Toughest
Fixes (PG) 5.30 Science of Stupid (M)
7.10 Top Gear (PG) 8.35 Who Do You Think You
Are? Australia (PG) Rove McManus. 10.25 Eggheads
(PG) 10.55 Dangerous Roads (M) Noon Traffic
Cops (M) 1.00 Top Gear (PG) 2.10 Embarrassing
Bodies Revisits (M) 3.00 Embarrassing Bodies (M)
3.50 Eggheads (PG) 4.20 Top Gear (PG) 6.30
Traffic Cops (M) 7.35 The Truth About Sugar & Fat
(PG) Twin doctors Chris and Xand Van Tullekan
investigate sugar and fat. 8.35 The Truth About
Exercise (PG) Michael Mosley looks at what exercise
does to the human body. 9.30 24 Hours in A&E
(M) Love Hurts: A 19-month-old baby becomes
unresponsive. 10.25 Traffic Cops (M) 11.30 Top Gear
(PG) 12.25am Dangerous Roads (M) 1.30 Who Do
You Think You Are? Australia (PG) 2.20 Emergency
Search & Rescue (PG) 2.45 Lonely Planet: Best in
China (PG) 3.05 The Royal Marines (M)
7.00 Summer Report
Worldwatch
9.06 Our Changing World
10.15 Late Edition
10.30 The Elements (BBC)
11.06 The Retro Cocktail Hour An hour of
music that’s “shaken, not stirred” from Kansas
Public Radio (2 of 4, KPR)
12.04am All Night Programme Including:
12.05 Music after Midnight; 12.30 CONFED:
The Committee On Confederation by Paul
Horan (RNZ); 1.05 Discovery (BBC); 2.05 The
Thursday Feature (RNZ); 3.05 Looking Out to
Sea, by Nigel Cox, read by Jean Betts (RNZ);
5.10 Witness (BBC)
RNZ Concert
noon, 3.00, 5.00, 6.00, 10.00pm
6.00 Classic Morning Including:
Christmastide and The Works
Noon Recent Releases Music by Grieg, Sibelius
and Kuula
3.00 CD Masters
7.00 Appointment
8.00 Music Alive Euroradio Christmas Season.
Big Band of the Riga Professional Symphonic
Band/Raitis Asmanis – Tchaikovsky arr
Ellington: Overture; Toot Toot Tootie Toot
(Dance of the Reed-Pipes); Peanut Brittle
Brigade (March); Sugar Rum Cherry (Dance
of the Sugar-Plum Fairy); Dance of the
Floreadores (Waltz of the Flowers), from
The Nutcracker; Trad arr Curnow: Lo, how a
rose ever blooming; Trad arr Goodwin: Hark,
the herald angels sing; Mozart arr Goodwin:
Symphony No 40 in G minor K550, excerpt;
Trad arr McElrath: O Tannenbaum; Trad arr
Goodwin: God rest ye merry gentlemen; Trad
arr Kubis: We wish you a merry Christmas
(Latvian Radio)
8.55 Going Seasonal Works by Svoboda,
Vivaldi and Bridge
Radio Live
Garry McAlpine
Newstalk ZB
103
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NEW YEAR’S EVE
TV1
TV2
FREEVIEW 1 SKY 001
(G, R, C)
Makeover (G, R, C)
9.00 Infomercials
Show (G, R, C) Comedian
Ellen DeGeneres presents
a talkshow. Today: Jimmy
Fallon and Pink.
11.00 The Chase (G, R, C) Hosted
by Bradley Walsh.
Three pairs of contestants
put their culinary skills to the
test.
(PGR, R)
(G, R)
3.55 Te Karere (C)
4.25 The Chase (G, C) UK
gameshow in which
Chaser.
6.00 ONE News (C)
7.00 MasterChef Australia
(PGR, C) Tonight: Three
contestants take part in a
pressure test with former
MasterChef Australia
contestant Kylie Millar, and
one contestant will cook
their last dish.
8.10 Border Security (G, R, C)
Australian observational
series. Tonight: A woman
returning from China carries
business cards for a brothel
and passports for three
Chinese girls, and a man’s
track record may prevent
him from attending a family
event.
8.40 ■ The Big Wedding
(2013, AO, C, AD) To the
amusement of their adult
children and friends, a longdivorced couple are once
again forced to play the
happy couple for the sake of
their adopted son’s wedding.
Robert De Niro, Katherine
Heigl, Amanda Seyfried.
(AO, R, HD, C, AD) Who
Wrote the Art of War?:
Convinced a new team is
cheating, Brian goes to
extremes to expose them.
11.20 ■ CBGB (2013, AO, C)
The story of Hilly Kristal’s
New York club, from small
beginnings in 1973 to what
it became, the birthplace
of punk in the US. Alan
Rickman, Malin Akerman,
Justin Bartha.
1.15am Infomercials
5.35 – 6.00 Te Karere (R, C)
(G, C)
9.00 Infomercials
(PGR, R, C)
12.25 The Good Witch (C)
1.25 Jessie (G, R)
1.50 ■ Leap Year
(2010, PGR, R, C, AD) A
woman follows her boyfriend
to Ireland so she can
propose to him. Amy Adams.
3.50 ■ The Adventures of Tintin
(2011, G, C, AD) A young
reporter embarks on a
treasure hunt after a model
of a ship he bought is stolen.
Voice of Jamie Bell, Daniel
Craig. Films, page 63
with the Ring: Chandler finds
the perfect engagement
ring, then loses it.
100th: Mike and Frankie
begrudgingly agree to
drive a giant cow float in a
parade when the town of
Orson celebrates its 100th
anniversary, and Sue tries to
make Darrin jealous.
7.00 ■ Gnomeo & Juliet
(2011, G, R, C, AD) Garden
gnomes Gnomeo and Juliet
try to avoid tragedy and
find a happy ending to their
star-crossed love affair when
they are caught in a longrunning feud between their
neighbouring clans. Voices of
James McAvoy, Emily Blunt,
Maggie Smith.
8.35 ■ New Year’s Eve
(2011, AO, R, C, AD)
Intertwining stories of
couples and singles set
on New Year’s Eve in New
York that celebrate the
opportunities the day offers
for love, hope, forgiveness,
second chances and fresh
starts. Sarah Jessica Parker,
Halle Berry, Robert De Niro.
10.50 ■ Rock of Ages
(2012, AO, R, C) After
moving to Los Angeles in
the hopes of becoming a
singer, a small-town girl
lands a job in a bar and falls
in love. Tom Cruise, Julianne
Hough, Russell Brand.
1.15am ■ Keith Lemon: The Film
(2012, AO, C) A British TV
personality decides to follow
his dream of becoming a
successful entrepreneur.
Leigh Francis, Kelly Brook.
Films, page 63
2.50 – 6.00 Two and a Half Men
(PGR, R, C)
104
TV3
FREEVIEW 2 SKY 002
FREEVIEW 3 SKY 003
6.00 Infomercials
(AO, R, HD)
(G, HD)
9.40 Infomercials
12.10 The Biggest Loser USA
2.05 ■ Dennis the Menace
(1993, G, R, HD, C) Walter
Matthau, Mason Gamble.
(G, R, HD, C)
6.00 3 News
7.30 Best of Top Gear (R, C)
Tonight: Ed Sheeran takes
the driving seat.
8.30 The Graham Norton Show
(AO, HD, C) New Year’s Eve
Special: Jennifer Lawrence,
Eddie Redmayne, Will Ferrell
and Mark Wahlberg.
9.30 7 Days 200th Episode
(AO, R, HD) Jeremy Corbett
presents a special from
the Auckland Town Hall
celebrating 7 Days’ 200th
episode.
10.30 Aotearoha: The Billy T
Award 2014 (AO, R, HD, C)
Dai Henwood hosts a
showcase of the 2014 Billy T
Award nominees.
11.25 Would I Lie to You?
(G, R, HD) With Rob Brydon.
12.00am The Best of Jono and
Ben 2015 (PGR, R, HD)
12.45 CSI: Crime Scene
Investigation (AO, R, HD, C)
FOUR
FREEVIEW 4 SKY 012
Your Mother (G, R) The Magician’s
Code (Part 2): Ted makes a fateful
phone call to his old girlfriend, and
Barney’s magic trick gets him in
trouble with airport security. 7.00
The Simpsons (PGR, R, C) Days of
Future Future: In a future world,
Homer is cloned every time he dies,
and Lisa is married to a zombie
Milhouse. 7.30 Family Guy (16)
Leggo My Meg-O: Meg and her
friend are kidnapped in Paris. 8.00
Bob’s Burgers (PGR, R) Best Burger:
Bob organises a rent strike. 8.30 ■
The Last Days on Mars (2013, AO)
A crew about to return to Earth
makes an astounding discovery of
fossilised evidence of life on Mars.
Liev Schreiber, Elias Koteas, Romola
Garai. 10.25 Slide Show (G, R, C)
Hosted by Grant Denyer. 12.00am
Entertainment Tonight (G) 12.25 –
6.00 Infomercials
TV2: The Adventures of Tintin,
3.50pm
PRIME
FREEVIEW 10 SKY 004
6.00
7.00
7.30
Noon
1.00
Home Shopping
Home Shopping
The Doctors (PGR)
2.00 Psych (PGR)
(G, R)
4.30 Hot Bench (G)
5.30 Prime News
7.30 ■ Yellowstone (G)
Documentary series about
Yellowstone National Park.
Winter: Yellowstone is frozen
solid and locked in snow.
8.35 ■ The Twilight Saga:
Breaking Dawn Part 1
(2011, PGR, R) Kristen
Stewart, Robert Pattinson.
Lanka, ODI, game three,
highlights.
Jimmy Fallon (PGR)
MAORI
FREEVIEW 5 SKY 019
(G, R)
8.30 Te Kaea (R)
9.30 Fusion Feasts (G, R)
2.00 Ako (R)
Nationals (G, R)
3.30 Pukoro (G, R)
(G)
5.00 Tribe (G)
5.30 Te Kaea
(G, R) Tonight: He Tangata o
Ngati Wai.
6.30 Ako (G, R)
7.00 ■ King Kong (2005, G, R)
Explorers investigate the
legend of a giant gorilla.
Naomi Watts, Jack Black.
Films, page 63
10.30 Te Kaea (R)
11.00 – 12.30 Tribe New Years Eve
Special (G)
9/12/2015 2:59 pm
NEW YEAR’S EVE
7.35
6.35
6.40 Chaplin (1992, M)
Robert Downey Jr.
9.00 Caddyshack (1980, 16)
Chevy Chase.
Dan Aykroyd.
12.15 Tom Horn (1980, PG)
Steve McQueen.
1.50 Porky’s (1982, 16)
Dan Monahan.
3.30 Fallen (1998, M) Denzel
Washington, John Goodman.
(1990, M) A soldier becomes
obsessed with the Sioux way
of life. Kevin Costner.
8.30 Leaving Las Vegas (1995, 18)
An alcoholic writer goes to
Las Vegas to drink himself to
death and meets a prostitute
who invites him to live with
her. Nicolas Cage, Elisabeth
Shue.
10.20 Dead Heat (2002, 16)
A retired cop becomes
involved with gangsters after
buying a racing horse. Kiefer
Sutherland.
12.00am Bad Boys (1983, 18) 2.00
The Man Who Fell to Earth (1976,
18) 4.15 Caddyshack (1980, 16) 5.50
Caddyshack II (1988, PG)
The Cobbler (2014, M)
Adam Sandler.
9.15 Hours (2013, M) Paul Walker.
(2015, PG) Kevin James.
12.30 The Judge (2014, M)
Robert Downey Jr.
Adam Sandler.
After destroying the HUnger
Games, Katniss is taken into
the heart of the rebellion.
Jennifer Lawrence, Josh
Hutcherson.
Service (2014, 16) A troubled
boy is recruited into a secret
British spy organisation.
Colin Firth, Taron Egerton,
Samuel L Jackson.
A couple suffer when a
fraternity moves in next door.
Seth Rogen.
12.15am Dracula Untold (2014, M)
1.45 The Hunger Games: Mockingjay
Part 1 (2014, M) 3.45 Kingsman: The
Secret Service (2014, 16) 5.50 Red 2
(2013, M)
BAFTA: A Life in Pictures –
Ralph Fiennes (PG)
Adrian Grenier.
10.25 Let’s Kill Wards Wife
(2014, 16) Scott Foley.
Keira Knightley.
Jessica Alba.
4.50 Wild (2014, 16)
Reese Witherspoon.
6.45 Endless Love (2014, M)
The life of a shy teenager
changes when a mechanic
asks her out. Alex Pettyfer.
Hancock (M, part 2)
Australian drama.
9.40 Elsa & Fred (2014, PG)
Two people discover it
is never too late for love.
Shirley MacLaine.
Joan Allen.
12.55am An Invisible Sign (2010,
PG) 2.30 Wild (2014, 16) 4.25
Endless Love (2014, M)
GENERAL
Paintings 3.30 Queen Victoria: In Her Own Words
4.30 Playhouse Presents: Marked 5.00 ■ Lost
Songs: The Basement Tapes Continued (2014, G)
6.00 Benny Hinn 6.30 Where the Wild Men Are
with Ben Fogle UK 7.30 Gardeners’ World 8.00
House Crashers 8.30 Empire of the Desert Ants
9.30 The Cook and the Chef 10.00 Tom Kerridge’s
Proper Pub Food 10.30 Nick Knowles’ Original
Features 11.30 American Restoration Noon Mark
Berg’s Fishing Addiction 1.00 The Catch (PGR) 2.00
Where the Wild Men Are with Ben Fogle UK 2.55
7.00 Auction Hunters 7.30 Jamie’s American Road
Trip 8.25 ■ Vanity Fair (2004, AO) A woman aspires
to be accepted in polite society. Reese Witherspoon,
Gabriel Byrne. 11.00 Heston’s in Search of Perfection
11.30 Food Safari 12.00am House Crashers 12.30
Benny Hinn 1.00 Gardeners’ World 1.30 House
Crashers 2.00 ■ Vanity Fair (2004, AO) 4.00 Love
Nature: Salmon Forest 5.00 Love Nature: Wild
Germany
UKTV SKY 007
6.05 Would I Lie to You? (PG) 7.05 EastEnders
(PG) 7.35 The Bill (M) 9.15 Pointless (PG) 10.05
The Boy in the Dress (PG) 11.10 Would I Lie to You?
(PG) 11.45 Critical (16) 12.40 Ripper Street (16) 1.35
New Tricks (M) 2.35 Inspector Morse (M) 4.30 The
Bill (M) 6.10 Pointless (PG) 7.05 EastEnders (PG)
7.35 The Graham Norton Show (M) Tonight: Meryl
Streep, James McAvoy, Mark Ruffalo and Hozier.
8.30 The Royal Edinburgh Military Tattoo (PG)
From Edinburgh Castle, Scotland. 10.15 8 Out of 10
Cats (M) 10.45 8 Out of 10 Cats (M) 11.15 Would I
Lie to You? (PG) 11.50 The Graham Norton Show
(M) 12.40am The Bill (M) 1.30 Pointless (PG) 2.15
Keeping Up Appearances (PG) 2.45 Inspector Morse
(M) 4.30 Lewis (M)
Living SKY 017
Location Location Location 8.05 Wilderness Walks
with Ray Mears 8.30 Plan It, Build It 9.00 Kevin
McCloud’s Grand Tour (M) 12.20 Kevin McCloud:
Slumming It (M) 2.05 Kevin’s Grand Design 4.00 A
6.45 Kung Fu Elliot (2014, M)
Canada documentary.
8.15 Home (2012, M)
Jacobs.
10.00 Mr Morgan’s Last Love
Noon Enemy (2013, M) Jake
Gyllenhaal.
1.30 Inch’Allah (2012, M) Evelyne
Brochu.
3.10 Kids for Cash (2013, M)
US documentary.
4.55 The Congress (2013, M)
Robin Wright, Harvey Keitel.
(2014, M) Whicher takes on
a seemingly straightforward
case of infidelity. Paddy
Considine.
8.30 Filmed in Supermarionation
(2014, PG) UK documentary
about the puppetry
techniques of Gerry and
Sylvia Anderson.
10.30 Adult World (2013, 16)
Emma Roberts, Evan Peters.
12.05am Violet & Daisy (2011, 16)
1.35 Inch’Allah (2012, M) 3.15 Kids for
Cash (2013, M) 5.00 The Congress
(2013, M)
SoHo SKY 010
Sky Premiere: Bad Neighbours, 10.40pm
Place in the Sun: Winter Sun 5.00 Cash in the Attic
6.00 Zoo Days (M) 6.30 Antiques Roadshow 7.30
Homes Under the Hammer 8.30 Back in Time for
Dinner 9.30 Village Vets Australia 10.30 Escape to
the Country 11.30 Kevin’s Grand Design 12.30am
Cash in the Attic 1.20 Antiques Roadshow 2.20
Homes Under the Hammer 3.20 Escape to the
Country 4.10 Kevin’s Grand Design 5.00 Wilderness
Walks with Ray Mears 5.30 The Dales with Ade
Edmondson
Sky Arts SKY 020
6.45 Happily Never After 8.00 Andre Rieu: Welcome
to My World 9.30 Menahem Pressler and Friends
11.30 Gardiner Conducts Haydn, Mendelssohn,
Bruckner 1.00 Blomstedt Conducts Beethoven 1.50
Picasso and Sima: Antibes 1946 2.45 Happily Never
After 4.00 The Book Show 4.45 Living the Life 5.30
7.00 Smart Secrets of Great Paintings 7.30 Queen
Victoria: In Her Own Words 8.30 Playhouse Presents
(G) Marked: A regular guy is ground down by the
pressures of life. Stephen Fry, Kiefer Sutherland.
9.00 ■ Lost Songs: The Basement Tapes Continued
(2014, G) Musicians, including Elvis Costello and
T Bone Burnett, create new works based on Bob
Dylan’s Basement Tapes. 10.45 Dolly Parton @
Glastonbury 2014 12.00am The Book Show 12.45
Living the Life 1.30 African Masters 2.00 The
Story of British Pathe 3.00 Smart Secrets of Great
6.00 Babylon (16) 6.50 Queer as Folk (18) 7.40 The
Knick (18) 8.40 Babylon (16) 9.30 Blunt Talk (16)
10.00 Sex&Drugs&Rock&Roll (16) 10.30 Deadwood
(16) 11.30 It’s Me, Hilary: The Man Who Drew Eloise
(M) 12.05 The Writers’ Room (M) 12.30 Banshee
(18) 1.20 The Knick (18) 2.20 Babylon (16) 3.10 It’s
Me, Hilary: The Man Who Drew Eloise (M) 3.45
The Writers’ Room (M) 4.10 Blunt Talk (16) 4.40
Banshee (18) 7.00 Last Week Tonight with John
Oliver (16) 7.30 Toe Tag Parole: To Live and Die on
Yard A (M) 8.50 7 Days in Hell (16) A comedy about
two tennis players engaged in a marathon match.
9.35 Ferrell Takes the Field (M) Will Ferrell plays in
five MLB training games. 10.25 Banshee (18) 11.20
The Casual Vacancy (M) 12.20am Last Week Tonight
with John Oliver (16) 12.50 Toe Tag Parole: To Live
and Die on Yard A (M) 2.10 7 Days in Hell (16) 2.55
Ferrell Takes the Field (M) 3.45 The Casual Vacancy
(M) 4.45 Banshee (18) 5.40 Queer as Folk (18)
Sport Today 8.00 BBC World News 8.30 Our World
World News 11.30 Arts Noon BBC World News
12.30 Our World 1.00 BBC World News 1.30 Our
World 2.00 BBC World News 2.30 Click 3.00
10.30 HARDtalk 11.00 BBC World News 11.30
HARDtalk
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NEW YEAR’S EVE
SPORT
RADIO
Sky Sport 1 SKY 051
RNZ National
6.00 Golf World 6.30 Isle of Man TT, Senior TT.
day five, highlights. 8.00 Fox Sports News 8.30
Red Bull Makin’ It 9.00 Inside Cricket 10.00 Cricket,
T20 Big Bash League, Melbourne Renegades v
Perth Scorchers. 10.30 Cricket, Black Caps v Sri
Lanka, ODI, game three, live. 2.35 Cricket, Australia
v West Indies, second test, day five, highlights. 3.05
Cricket, Black Caps v Sri Lanka, ODI, game three,
live. 7.00 Inside Cricket 8.00 Sea Master Sailing
8.30 Fox Sports News 9.00 Soccer, A-League,
round 13, Central Coast Mariners v Phoenix, live.
11.00 Fox Sports News 11.30 Cricket, Black Caps
v Sri Lanka, ODI, game three, last 2 hours. 1.30am
NBL, Townsville Crocodiles v Illawarra Hawks. 3.30
NBL, Cairns Taipans v NZ Breakers. 4.00 Soccer,
A-League, Central Coast Mariners v Phoenix.
Sky Sport 2 SKY 052
day five, highlights. 6.30 V8 Life 7.00 Surfing,
WSL Women’s World C’ship, Maui Pro. 8.00
Darts, World C’ship, day 12, live. Noon Cricket,
Australia v West Indies, second test, day five,
highlights. 12.30 Chelsea TV 3.30 Cricket,
T20 Big Bash, Renegades v Scorchers. 4.00
Sky Sports UK News 4.30 Darts, World C’ship,
day 12. 8.35 Cricket, Black Caps v Sri Lanka, ODI,
game three. 9.05 Cricket, T20 Big Bash, Strikers
v Sixers, live. 12.35am The Cricket Show 1.00 Sea
Master Sailing 1.30 NBL, Taipans v Breakers. 2.00
TBA 4.00 NBL, Taipans v Breakers.
National Geographic: Drugs Inc., 6.30pm
Kings v Melbourne United. 5.00 TBA 7.00 Red Bull
Makin’ It 7.30 Motorsport, 8.30 V8 Life 9.00 Fox
Sports News 9.30 Basketball, NBL, round 16, Cairns
Taipans v NZ Breakers, live. 11.30 Soccer, A-League,
round 13, Central Coast Mariners v Phoenix. 1.30am
Cricket, Black Caps v Sri Lanka, ODI, game three.
2.00 Fox Sports News 2.30 Soccer, A-League,
round 13, Central Coast Mariners v Phoenix. 3.00
Cricket, T20 Big Bash League, game 14, Adelaide
Strikers v Sydney Sixers. 3.30 Cricket, Black Caps v
Sri Lanka, ODI, game three. 4.00 Sea Master Sailing
4.30 Golf World 5.00 Cricket, T20 Big Bash League,
game 14, Adelaide Strikers v Sydney Sixers. 5.30
ESPN SKY 061
6.00 Cricket, T20 Big Bash League, game 13,
Melbourne Renegades v Perth Scorchers. 9.30
day five, highlights. 10.00 Manchester United TV
1.00 Isle of Man TT, Senior TT. 2.00 Basketball,
NBL, Sydney Kings v NZ Breakers. 2.30 A-League
Highlights Show 3.00 Basketball, NBL, Sydney
6.00 Gridiron, NCAA, Birmingham Bowl, live.
9.30 Gridiron, NCAA, Belk Bowl, live. 1.00
SportsCenter 2.00 NBA Specials 2.30 Basketball,
NBA, Golden State Warriors v Dallas Mavericks,
live. 5.00 SportsCenter 7.00 Gridiron, NCAA,
Birmingham Bowl. 9.00 Outside the Lines 9.30
Highly Questionable 10.00 ESPN FC 10.30 Around
the Horn 1.00am SportsCenter 2.00 ESPN FC
2.30 Sport Science 3.00 College gameday, 5.50
Gridiron, NCAA, Chick-fil-A Peach Bowl, live.
DOCUMENTARIES
History SKY 073
Sky Sport 3 SKY 053
(PG) 9.25 Alaska: The Last Frontier (M) 10.20
Pacific Warriors (PG) 11.15 Fatal Encounters (M)
12.10 Desperate Measures (M) 1.05 Southern Fried
Homicide (M) 2.00 How It’s Made (PG) 2.55 How
Do They Do It? (PG) 3.25 Auction Hunters (PG)
3.50 Gold Rush (PG) 4.45 Edge of Alaska (M) 5.40
MythBusters (PG) 6.35 FBI Takedowns (M) 7.30
Salvage Hunters (PG) 9.30 Alaskan Bush People
(M) 10.30 How It’s Made (PG) 11.30 Gold Rush (PG)
12.30am True Crime with Aphrodite Jones (M) 1.25
Evil-In-Law (M) 2.20 Auction Hunters (PG) 2.45
(PG) 4.10 Dirty Jobs (PG) 5.05 American River
Renegades (M)
6.30 The Mystery of Matter (PG) 7.30 The Hidden
Side of WWII (M) 8.30 Chivalry and Betrayal (PG)
9.30 Knights (M) 10.30 Inside the Mind of Leonardo
(PG) 11.30 The Making of the Mob: New York (PG)
12.30 Trapped on the Ice (PG) 1.30 The Road
from Christ to Constantine (PG) 2.30 Dangerous
Missions (PG) 3.30 Nazi Secret Files (PG) 4.30 In
the Shadow of the Moon (PG) 6.30 The Day They
Dropped the Bomb (M) 7.30 History of the World
in Two Hours (G) The formation of the earth and
the emergence of life. 9.30 Aliens on the Moon
(PG) Examines what might have happened when
mankind first set foot on the moon in 1969. 11.30
The Universe: Ancient Mysteries Solved (PG)
Stonehenge: Takes a look at one of most mysterious
structures on Earth. 3.30am The Egyptian Book of
the Dead (PG) 5.30 The Fireball of Tutankhamun
(PG)
Discovery SKY 070
6.00 Outback Wrangler (PG) 6.30 The Known
Universe 7.30 Megastructures 8.30 Wicked
Tuna (M) 9.30 Top 10 Biggest Beasts Ever (PG)
11.30 Science of Stupid (M) Noon Brain Games
(PG) 12.30 Terror in the Skies (PG) 1.30 The 80s
Marathon (PG) 6.30 Drugs Inc. Marathon (M) New
Year’s Eve NYC: Drug dealers, street gangs and
law enforcement battle for supremacy. 7.30 Mardi
Gras: During Mardi Gras in New Orleans, police are
waging a war on drugs. 8.30 Cocaine White Gold:
The supply chain of cocaine. 9.30 Spring Break:
College students and drug dealers collide at spring
break. 10.30 Marijuana Mayhem: New strains of
marijuana in California. 11.30 Super Meth: The crystal
meth epidemic in the US. 12.30am Drugs Inc.
Marathon (M) 4.30am Underworld Inc. Marathon
(M)
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6.30 The Royal Marines Marathon (M) 6.20pm
The Royal Marines Marathon (M) Tonight: The
troops face Lympstone’s ultimate challenge, the
famous Commando Tests. 7.15 The Royal Marines
(M) Tonight: The four best recruits compete for
the coveted King’s Badge award. 8.10 The Royal
Marines (M) Tonight: Fifty-six recruits go through a
so-called shock of capture. 9.05 The Royal Marines
(M) Tonight: The recruits begin three weeks of
training. 10.00 The Royal Marines (M) Tonight:
The recruits complete a tough series of physical
challenges in the gym. 10.55 The Royal Marines
(M) Tonight: The recruits are at the challenging
half-way point. 11.45 The Royal Marines (M) Tonight:
Exercises start to imitate life at war, and some
recruits star questioning the nature of the job.
12.35am The Royal Marines Marathon (M)
7.00 Summer Report Teresa Cowie and Ian
Telfer present summer news and information,
including interviews with the newsmakers, plus
sport, business, weather and features
Interviews, features, music and stories from all
over New Zealand and around the world
Worldwatch
5.00 The 5 O’Clock Report A round-up
of the day’s news and sport, including: 5.12
7.06 New Year’s Eve with Warwick Burke
Warwick Burke invites you to spend the final
hours of 2015 with top-line guests, music and
nostalgia
Music after Midnight; 12.30 The Food Chain
(BBC); 1.05 The Friday Feature; 2.05 Taking
Off, by Roger Hall (1 of 4, RNZ); 2.30 Anatomy
of a Song (RNZ); 3.05 Bowled Over, by Peter
Graney, read by George Henare (RNZ); 3.30
The Why Factor (BBC); 5.10 Witness (BBC)
RNZ Concert
noon, 3.00, 5.00, 6.00, 10.00pm
6.00 Classic Morning Including: Christmastide
and The Works
Noon Recent Releases Music by Mendelssohn,
Bruckner and J Strauss II
3.00 CD Masters Classic performances from
the back catalogue
4.10 Made in New Zealand New Zealand
performers and composers
7.00 The Chart Toppers A selection of the
CDs sold this year that have risen to No 1 on
the RNZ Concert Classical Chart
8.00 Music Alive Blues to Bebop: James
Morrison (tpt/piano et al), Hetty Kate
(vocalist), William Morrison (gtr), Harry
Morrison (dbass), David Jones (drums),
Auckland Philharmonia/Brett Kelly – Australian
multi-instrumentalist James Morrison joins with
the Auckland Philharmonia to present a potted
history of jazz that moves from “Basin Street
Blues” through the swing of Benny Goodman
and Duke Ellington to the bebop of Dizzy
Gillespie and Miles Davis and on to the jazz
fusion of Herbie Hancock and Weather Report
(recorded in Auckland Town Hall by RNZ)
Radio Live
Garry McAlpine
Newstalk ZB
Bruce Russell Talkback
9/12/2015 3:03 pm
NEW YEAR’S DAY
TV1
TV2
FREEVIEW 1 SKY 001
(G, R, C) Guardians of the
Land: A couple who love
the farm they work on, even
though they don’t own it.
Local series about Kiwi
treasures at auction.
Makeover (G, R, C) Today:
Pete teams up with Linda
Barker to give a grandpa a
gentlemen’s club in his own
lounge in Merseyside.
8.00 ■ Gone with the Wind
(1939, G, R, C) Based on the
novel by Margaret Mitchell
about a tempestuous
Southern belle who carries
on a turbulent affair with
a blockade runner during
the American Civil War.
Vivien Leigh, Clark Gable,
Barbara O’Neil, George
Reeves, Hattie McDaniel.
Today: Roy is found in the
most unlikely of places; Todd
manipulates Sean; and Gloria
gets clarification.
(G, R)
2.00 One Life (G, R, C) Daniel
Craig narrates story from the
animal kingdom.
3.55 Te Karere (HD)
4.25 The Chase (G, C) UK
gameshow in which
Chaser.
5.25 Millionaire Hot Seat
(G, C) Eddie McGuire
hosts a gameshow in
which contestants answer
multichoice questions that
escalate in prize value.
6.00 ONE News (HD, C)
Tonight: The three best
performers in the invention
test vie for immunity, and
the winner of round one will
cook off against season two
runner-up Callum Hann.
8.05 Royal Variety Performance
(C) Jack Whitehall hosts an
entertainment spectacular
with Prince Harry in
attendance at London’s
Royal Albert Hall, featuring
Elton John, Kylie Minogue,
One Direction, Ricky Martin,
the Corrs and Josh Groban.
(AO, R, HD, C, AD) Which
Street in LA Is Known as
Bad Boy Drive?: Mac fears
Catherine’s mum will be the
latest victim of his father, a
notorious Lothario whose
previous relationship selfdestructed.
League, highlights.
12.35am Te Karere (R, HD, C)
(G, C)
9.00 Infomercials
(PGR, R, C)
12.25 The Good Witch (C)
1.20 ■ Soul Surfer
(2011, PGR, R, C) After losing
her arm in a shark attack, a
teenage girl summons the
courage to go back into the
ocean. Anna Sophia Robb.
3.30 Regular Show (PGR, R, C)
3.50 Kirby Buckets (G, C) The
Year of Fridays: Kirby is
grounded and is forced to
camp in the backyard with
his dad.
4.15 ■ Cloud 9 (2014, G, C) In
the world of competitive
snowboarding, two unlikely
friends must overcome selfdoubt. Luke Benward.
with the Proposal:
Chandler’s romantic
marriage proposal is ruined
when Monica’s former
boyfriend returns; Joey
accidentally buys a boat;
and a dormitory incident
reminds Ross of how young
his girlfriend is.
Jump: Frankie finds solace
in rescuing a lost dog; Sue
makes the volleyball team;
and Axl calls on Brick for
help with his classes.
7.00 ■ Deep Impact
(1998, AO, R, C, AD) After
a huge asteroid is spotted
on a collision course with
Earth, astronauts are sent to
destroy it. Morgan Freeman.
9.15 ■ Collateral Damage
(2002, AO, R, C, AD)
A firefighter who witnessed
the deaths of his wife and
son in a terrorist bombing
swears revenge on the
man responsible. Arnold
Schwarzenegger.
11.25 ■ Mad Max III: Beyond
Thunderdome (1985, R, C)
A post-apocalyptic road
warrior in the Outback
comes into conflict with the
ruler of a trading community.
Mel Gibson, Tina Turner.
1.30am Infomercials
2.30 Marvel’s Agents of SHIELD
(AO, R, C)
3.15 Arrow (AO, R, C)
(PGR, R)
4.45 Full House (G, R)
5.10 Joey (G, R, C)
5.35 – 6.00 Zeke and Luther
(G, R, C)
TV3
FREEVIEW 2 SKY 002
FREEVIEW 3 SKY 003
6.00 Infomercials
(AO, R, HD)
(G, HD)
9.35 Infomercials
Noon The Biggest Loser USA
1.50 ■ Junior (1994, PGR,
R, HD, C) A male scientist
becomes pregnant after
experimenting with a drug
he designed to prevent
miscarriages. Arnold
Schwarzenegger.
(G, R, HD, C)
6.00 3 News
7.00 ■ Night at the Museum 2
(2009, PGR, R, HD, C)
A former security guard
infiltrates the Smithsonian
after a magical tablet is
shipped to Washington by
mistake. Ben Stiller.
9.00 ■ Billy T: Te Movie
(2011, PGR, R, HD, C)
Documentary about
legendary entertainer Billy T
James.
10.50 The Blacklist (AO, R, HD, C)
Vanessa Cruz: The taskforce
tracks another blacklister, a
provocative female frame-up
artist.
11.45 The Good Wife (AO, R, HD)
Whack-a-Mole: Alicia
represents a suspected
terrorist, and Will goes
against Diane’s wishes.
FOUR
FREEVIEW 4 SKY 012
Your Mother (G, R) Farhampton:
Ted convinces Victoria to take
a brief detour before they leave
together. 7.00 The Simpsons
(PGR, R, C) Treehouse of Horror
XXIV: Three tales of terror. 7.30
Nitro Circus (PGR, R) Tonight:
Mat Hoffman joins the crew at
Travis’ lakefront getaway in Texas.
8.00 Nitro Circus (PGR, R) The Tour
Begins and Almost Ends: The crew
heads to Sin City and meets up with
Bam Margera and TJ Lavin. 8.30 ■
Casino (1995, AO, C) In the 60s, two
mobsters try their hand at running
a Las Vegas casino as a legitimate
enterprise. Robert De Niro, Sharon
Stone, Joe Pesci. Films, page 63
11.35 House of Lies (AO) The Next
Olive Branch Goes Straight Up Your
Ass: Clyde’s estranged father visits.
12.35am Entertainment Tonight (G)
TV3: Night at the Museum 2,
7.00pm
PRIME
FREEVIEW 10 SKY 004
6.00
7.00
7.30
Noon
1.00
Home Shopping
Home Shopping
The Doctors (G)
2.00 True Stories: The Women
with the World’s Biggest
Hips (PGR, R)
(G, R)
4.30 Hot Bench (G)
5.30 Prime News
7.30 Fat v Sugar (G) UK
documentary in which twin
doctors examine the effects
of sugar and fat on the body.
8.35 ■ The Twilight Saga:
Breaking Dawn Part 2
(2012, PGR, R) Kristen
Stewart, Robert Pattinson.
Jimmy Fallon (PGR)
12.00am The Crowd Goes Wild
(G, R)
MAORI
FREEVIEW 5 SKY 019
6.30
8.30
9.00
9.30
10.00
11.00
Noon
1.00
2.00
3.00
Children’s Programmes (R)
Te Kaea (R)
Patapatai (G, R)
Fusion Feasts (G, R)
Korero Mai (G, R)
Toku Reo (G, R)
Korero Mai (G, R)
Toku Reo (G, R)
Ako (R)
2015 Waka Ama Sprint
Nationals (G, R)
3.30 Pukoro (G, R)
(G)
5.00 Tribe (G)
5.30 Te Kaea
(G, R)
6.30 Ako (G, R)
7.00 Tangaroa with Pio (G, R)
Whakaari (G, R)
8.00 Laughing Samoans (G, R)
8.30 Marae Kai Masters (G, R)
9.30 Find Me a Maori Bride
(PGR, R)
10.00 ■ Super City (AO)
10.30 Te Kaea (R)
11.00 – 11.30 Paepae (G, R)
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NEW YEAR’S DAY
8.35
Dracula Untold (2014, M)
Dominic Cooper.
Jennifer Lawrence.
Seth Rogen.
Service (2014, 16) Colin Firth.
Dominic Cooper.
5.20 A Common Man (2013, M)
Ben Kingsley, Ben Cross.
6.45 Mortdecai (2015, M) An art
dealer races to recover a
hoard of lost Nazi gold.
Johnny Depp.
8.30 The Hobbit: The Battle of
the Five Armies (2014, M)
After taking the Lonely
Mountain, Bilbo and his
companions must keep at
bay legions of attacking
orcs. Ian McKellen, Martin
Freeman.
10.55 The Reckoning (2014, M)
A cop pursues his partner’s
killer. Jonathan LaPaglia.
12.20am Grudge Match (2013, M)
2.10 A Common Man (2013, M)
3.35 Mortdecai (2015, M) 5.20 The
Reckoning (2014, M)
7.00
7.25
Elsa & Fred (2014, PG)
Shirley MacLaine.
Jessica Alba.
Joan Allen.
11.50 Wild (2014, 16)
Reese Witherspoon.
1.45 Endless Love (2014, M)
Alex Pettyfer.
3.30 Elsa & Fred (2014, PG)
Shirley MacLaine.
5.05 And While We Were Here
(2012, M) Kate Bosworth.
6.30 A Most Wanted
Man (2014, M)
8.30 Step Up (2006, PG)
A juvenile delinquent
becomes involved with a
ballet dancer. Channing
Tatum, Jenna Dewan.
10.15 Cuban Fury (2014, M) A
former salsa dancer strives
for greatness. Nick Frost.
Annette Bening.
1.25am And While We Were Here
(2012, M) 2.50 A Most Wanted Man
(2014, M) 4.50 Hollywood Singing
& Dancing: 2000s (PG) 5.50 Cuban
Fury (2014, M)
Tom Horn (1980, PG)
Steve McQueen.
9.00 Fallen (1998, M)
Denzel Washington.
(1990, M) Kevin Costner.
1.55 Biography: Woody
Harrelson (PG)
2.45 Kelly’s Heroes (1970, PG)
Clint Eastwood.
5.05 Mars Attacks! (1996, M)
Aliens from Mars attack
Earth. Jack Nicholson, Glenn
Close.
6.50 Dirty Dancing (1987, PG)
A teenage girl falls in love
with a dancing teacher.
Patrick Swayze.
8.30 Dazed and Confused
(1993, M) On the last day
of school, a group of highschool students celebrates
with a wild party. Matthew
McConaughey.
10.15 U-571 (2000, M) American
submariners board a
German U-Boat. Matthew
McConaughey.
12.10am Pee-Wee’s Big Adventure
(1985, G) 1.40 Saint Jack (1979, 18)
3.35 Kelly’s Heroes (1970, PG) 5.55
Mars Attacks! (1996, M)
GENERAL
6.00 Benny Hinn 6.30 My Dream Home 7.30
11.30 Auction Hunters Noon Jamie’s American Road
Trip 1.00 Love Nature: Salmon Forest 2.00 The
Living Room 2.55 Gardeners’ World 3.35 House
Crashers 4.00 World’s Wildest City 4.30 The Water
Brothers 5.00 Jamie’s Fish Suppers 6.00 Million
Dollar Contractor 6.30 Yard Crashers 7.00 Auction
Kings 7.30 Restoration Man 8.30 My Dream Derelict
Home 9.30 Selling New York 10.00 Gardeners’
World 10.30 Auction Kings 11.00 Jamie’s Fish
Suppers 12.00am House Crashers 12.30 Benny Hinn
World’s Wildest City 2.30 The Water Brothers 3.00
Million Dollar Contractor 3.30 Yard Crashers 4.00
My Dream Derelict Home 5.00 Gardeners’ World
5.30 Monkey Thieves
UKTV SKY 007
6.05 Would I Lie to You? (PG) 7.05 EastEnders (PG)
7.35 The Bill (M) 9.15 Pointless (PG) 10.05 Gangsta
Granny (PG) 11.15 Would I Lie to You? (PG) 11.50
Critical (16) 12.45 Ripper Street (16) 1.40 New Tricks
(M) 2.35 Inspector Morse (M) 4.25 The Bill (M)
6.05 Pointless (PG) 7.00 Would I Lie to You? (PG)
7.30 8 Out of 10 Cats (M) 7.55 Would I Lie to You?
(PG) 8.30 Lewis (M) The Soul of Genius: After the
body of a recently buried professor is accidentally
dug up, Lewis and Hathaway investigate. 10.10 Doc
Martin (M) Going Bodmin: Martin applies for a job in
Portwenn. 11.05 Would I Lie to You? (PG) 11.35 The
Graham Norton Show (M) Tonight: Jennifer Lopez,
David Mitchell, Freddie Flintoff and Once. 12.25am
The Bill (M) 1.20 Pointless (PG) 2.10 Keeping Up
Appearances (PG) 2.40 Inspector Morse (M) 4.25
Midsomer Murders (M)
Living SKY 017
6.00 Zoo Days 6.30 Village Vets Australia 7.30
Royal Upstairs Downstairs 11.00 Back in Time for
Dinner 5.00 Cash in the Attic 6.00 Zoo Days 6.30
Antiques Roadshow 7.30 Homes Under the Hammer
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Movies Classics: Dirty Dancing, 6.50pm
8.30 Long Lost Family 9.30 The Mekong River with
Sue Perkins (M) 10.30 Monty Don’s Real Craft 11.30
Back in Time for Dinner 12.30am Cash in the Attic
1.20 Antiques Roadshow 2.15 Homes Under the
Hammer 3.15 Monty Don’s Real Craft 4.10 Back in
Time for Dinner 5.00 Royal Upstairs Downstairs 5.30
The Dales with Ade Edmondson
Sky Arts SKY 020
6.45 Dolly Parton @ Glastonbury 2014 8.00 The
Book Show 8.45 Living the Life 9.30 African Masters
10.00 The Story of British Pathe 11.00 Smart Secrets
of Great Paintings 11.30 Queen Victoria: In Her Own
Words 12.30 Playhouse Presents 1.00 ■ Lost Songs:
The Basement Tapes Continued (2014, G) 2.45 Dolly
Parton @ Glastonbury 2014 4.00 In Conversation
5.00 Playhouse Presents (PG) 5.30 ■ The Blues:
Godfathers and Sons (2003, G) 7.00 Shield and
Spear (PG) 8.30 Exhibition on Screen: Leonardo
9.50 Peacock’s Day 10.00 Buddy Guy’s Legends
Presents Chicago Blues 12.00am In Conversation
1.00 Playhouse Presents (PG) 1.30 ■ The Blues:
Godfathers and Sons (2003, G) 3.00 Shield and
Spear (PG) 4.30 Exhibition on Screen: Leonardo
5.50 Peacock’s Day
SoHo SKY 010
6.00 Queer as Folk (18) 7.25 Toe Tag Parole: To
Live and Die on Yard A (M) 8.45 7 Days in Hell (16)
9.30 Ferrell Takes the Field (M) 10.20 The Casual
6.35
The Suspicions of Mr
8.10 Filmed in Supermarionation
(2014, PG) UK documentary.
9.45 Adult World (2013, 16)
Emma Roberts.
11.20 The Spirit of 45 (2013, PG)
UK documentary.
1.00 The Broken Circle
Breakdown (2013, M) Veerle
Baetens, Johan Heldenbergh.
2.50 The Galapagos Affair: Satan
Came to Eden (2013, PG)
US documentary.
4.50 Jimmy’s Hall (2014, M) Barry
Ward.
6.40 Dear White People
(2014, M) A black college
student shakes up things
with her radio show. Tessa
Thompson.
8.30 Julia (2008, M) A woman
tries to extort money, using a
boy as bait. Tilda Swinton.
11.00 A Single Man (2009, M)
Colin Firth.
12.40am [REC] 4: Apocalypse
(2014, 18) 2.15 Jimmy’s Hall
(2014, M) 4.05 The Broken Circle
Breakdown (2013, M) 5.55 Julia
(2008, M)
Vacancy (M) 11.20 From the Earth to the Moon (M)
12.20 Banshee (18) 1.15 The Casual Vacancy (M) 2.15
7 Days in Hell (16) 3.00 Ferrell Takes the Field (M)
3.50 From the Earth to the Moon (M) 4.50 Toe Tag
Parole: To Live and Die on Yard A (M) 6.10 Banshee
(18) 7.00 Last Week Tonight with John Oliver (16)
John Oliver presents a satirical look at the week.
7.30 The Casual Vacancy (M) 8.30 Babylon (16)
Tonight: As civil unrest erupts on London’s barely
policed streets, Charles Inglis and Franklin go headto-head. 9.20 Blunt Talk (16) Queen of Hearts: When
a friendly poker game goes awry, Rosalie is forced to
book a controversial guest whose message Walter
despises. 9.50 Sex&Drugs&Rock&Roll (16) Doctor
Doctor: Gigi insists the band see a therapist who
has worked with other bands, including Aerosmith
and Kings of Leon. 10.15 Banshee (18) We Were All
Someone Else Yesterday: Rebecca endures a rebuke
from Proctor, and Job and Carrie continue to plan
the robbery of Camp Genoa. 11.05 Babylon (16) 11.55
The Casual Vacancy (M) 12.55am Blunt Talk (16) 1.25
Sex&Drugs&Rock&Roll (16) 1.50 The Casual Vacancy
(M) 2.50 Queer as Folk Marathon (18)
6.00 BBC World News 6.30 BBC Focus on Africa
7.45 Sport Today 8.00 BBC World News 8.30
Our World 9.00 BBC World News 9.30 HARDtalk
10.00 BBC World News 10.30 Review 2015 11.00
BBC World News 11.30 Artsnight Noon BBC World
Our World 2.00 BBC World News 2.30 Click 3.00
9.30 Weather World 10.00 BBC World News 10.30
HARDtalk 11.00 BBC World News 11.30 World
Business Report 11.45 Sport Today 12.00am BBC
World News 12.30 When Artists Meet Science 1.00
News 2.30 Weather World 3.00 BBC World News
3.30 The Future of Iran 4.00 BBC World News 4.30
World News 5.40 Africa Business Report
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6.30 NBL, Cairns Taipans v NZ Breakers. 8.30 NBL,
Townsville Crocodiles v Illawarra Hawks. 10.30
Surfing, WSL Women’s World C’ship, Maui Pro.
11.30 The ITM Fishing Show 12.30 NBL, Cairns
Taipans v NZ Breakers. 2.30 Cricket, T20 Big Bash
League, Strikers v Sixers. 6.00 Cricket, Black Caps
v Sri Lanka, ODI, game three. 6.30 World Rugby
7.00 Darts, World C’ship, day 12. 11.00 Isle of Man
TT Review Show 12.00am Jonah Lomu: Back to
South Africa 1.00 Fox Sports News 1.30 Cricket,
Black Caps v Sri Lanka, ODI, game three, last 2
hours. 3.30 Cricket, Australia v West Indies, second
test, day five, highlights. 4.00 Cricket, T20 Big
Bash, Strikers v Sixers. 4.30 Cricket, T20 Big Bash,
Hurricanes v Thunder. 5.00 Cricket, Black Caps v Sri
Lanka, ODI, game three. 5.30 The Cricket Show
Sky Sport 2 SKY 052
10.00 Cricket, Black Caps v Sri Lanka, ODI,
game three, last 2 hours. Noon T20 Big Bash,
Strikers v Sixers. 12.30 T20 Big Bash, Renegades
v Scorchers. 1.00 Cricket, Australia v West Indies,
second test, day five, highlights. 1.30 Cricket, Black
Caps v Sri Lanka, ODI, game three. 2.00 Surfing,
WSL Women’s World C’ship, Maui Pro. 3.00
A-League, Mariners v Phoenix. 3.30 The Football
League Show 4.00 Sky Sports UK News 4.30 Sea
Master Sailing 5.00 The ITM Fishing Show 6.05
Golf World 6.35 Cricket, Australia v West Indies,
second test, day five, highlights. 7.05 T20 Big Bash,
Renegades v Scorchers. 7.35 T20 Big Bash, Strikers
v Sixers. 8.05 Cricket, Black Caps v Sri Lanka, ODI,
game three. 8.35 The Cricket Show 9.05 Cricket,
T20 Big Bash, Hurricanes v Thunder, live. 12.35am
1.05 The Cricket Show 1.35 World Rugby 2.00
Darts, World C’ship, day 13, live. 5.30 World Rugby
Discovery: You Have Been Warned, 7.30pm
Phoenix. Noon UEFA Champions League Weekly
12.30 The Football League Show 1.00 Isle of Man
TT Review Show 2.00 Golf World 2.30 Sky Sports
UK News 3.00 NBL, Cairns Taipans v NZ Breakers.
3.30 NBL, Townsville Crocodiles v Illawarra Hawks.
5.30 NBL, Cairns Taipans v NZ Breakers. 7.30 Isle
of Man TT Review Show 8.30 World Rugby 9.05
Soccer, A-League, Mariners v Phoenix. 9.35 Soccer,
A-League, Western Sydney Wanderers v Adelaide
United, live. 12.00am UEFA Champions League
Weekly 12.30 Soccer, A-League, Mariners v Phoenix.
1.00 Surfing, WSL Women’s World C’ship, Maui Pro.
2.00 Isle of Man TT Review Show 3.00 Cricket, T20
Big Bash League, Hurricanes v Thunder. 3.30 The
Cricket Show 4.00 World Rugby 4.30 Fox Sports
News 5.00 Isle of Man TT Review Show
ESPN SKY 061
9.30 Cricket, Black Caps v Sri Lanka, ODI,
game three. 10.00 Soccer, A-League, Mariners v
6.00 Gridiron, NCAA, Chick-fil-A Peach Bowl,
live. 10.00 Gridiron, NCAA, Playoff Bowl, first
semi-final, live. 2.00 Gridiron, NCAA, Playoff Bowl,
second semi-final, live. 6.00 SportsCenter 7.00
SportsCenter 9.00 ESPN Original Documentaries
10.00 ESPN FC 10.30 Pardon the Interruption 11.00
Gridiron, NCAA, Chick-fil-A Peach Bowl. 1.00am
SportsCenter 2.00 NBA Specials 3.00 ESPN FC
3.30 Sport Science 4.00 Championship Drive
DOCUMENTARIES
History SKY 073
Sky Sport 3 SKY 053
(PG) 9.25 Naked and Afraid Pop-Up Edition (M)
10.20 Alaskan Bush People (M) 11.15 Unravelled (M)
12.10 Evil-In-Law (M) 1.05 True Crime with Aphrodite
Jones (M) 2.55 How Do They Do It? (PG) 3.20
Auction Hunters (PG) 3.50 Gold Rush (PG) 4.45
Salvage Hunters (PG) 5.40 MythBusters (PG) 6.35
Secret Space Escapes (PG) 7.30 You Have Been
Warned (PG) 8.30 River Monsters: Year of Beasts
(PG) 9.30 Pacific Warriors (M) 10.30 How It’s Made
(PG) 11.30 Gold Rush (PG) 12.30am Deadline: Crime
with Tamron Hall (M) 1.25 Web of Lies (M) 2.20
Auction Hunters (PG) 2.45 How Do They Do It?
(PG) 3.15 Salvage Hunters (PG) 4.10 Dirty Jobs (PG)
5.05 American River Renegades (M)
6.30 The Revelation of the Pyramids (PG) 8.30
The Universe: Ancient Mysteries (PG) 9.30 The
Universe: Ancient Mysteries Solved (PG) 12.30
History of the World in Two Hours 2.30 Life After
People 4.30 Dogfights (PG) 6.30 Time Team
Castles and Cannons: The team visits Jersey to
investigate the origins of Mont Orgueil Castle.
7.30 The Spy in the Hanoi Hilton (PG) Looks at
the highest-ranking POWs from the “Hanoi Hilton”
prison camp. 8.30 Last Days in Vietnam (PG)
Filmmaker Rory Kennedy examines the final days of
America’s presence in Saigon, in April of 1975. 10.30
The Making of the Mob: New York (PG) Chronicles
the rise and fall of notorious mobsters. 11.30 The
Mystery of Matter (PG) 12.30am The Universe (PG)
1.30 UFO Hunters (PG) 2.30 Taliban Oil (M) 3.30
The Spy in the Hanoi Hilton (PG) 4.30 Last Days in
Vietnam (PG)
Discovery SKY 070
6.30 Area 51: The CIA’s Secret Files (M) 7.30 Brain
Surgery Live (M) 9.30 T-Rex Autopsy (M) 10.30
Dawn of Humanity (PG) 11.30 X-Ray Earth (PG)
1.30 Drain the Great Lakes 2.30 Drain the Titanic
(PG) 3.30 Drain the Bermuda Triangle (PG) 4.30
World’s Biggest Cave 5.30 Into the Crystal Cave
6.30 Martian Mega Rover (G) The struggle to
build Curiosity Rover. 7.30 Mission Pluto (PG)
8.30 Hubble’s Cosmic Journey (PG) Meet the
people who conceived, built and fixed the Hubble
telescope. 9.30 Living in Space (PG) Follows three
astronauts as they work in space. 10.30 Comet of
the Century 11.30 The 400 Million Dollar Rock (PG)
1.00am Man v Viral (M) 2.30 Nazi Megastructures
(PG) 3.30 War Heroes of the Skies (PG) 4.30
Ancient X-Files (PG) 5.30 UFOs in Europe: The
Untold Stories (PG)
6.30 24 Hours in A&E Marathon (16) Cameras
capture patients and medical staff in the A&E
departments of some of the UK busiest hospitals.
Doctors and nurses are confronted with medical
conditions ranging from the minor to the serious,
from cuts and bruises to road traffic accidents and
serious assaults. 6.30pm 24 Hours in A&E Marathon
(16) Cameras capture patients and medical staff in
the A&E departments of some of the UK busiest
hospitals. 3.05am Trawlermen (PG) Tonight: It is
winter and with storms expected, the fishing fleet
is safely in harbour, except for two boats, both with
their own reasons to take on the weather and get a
jump on the rest of the fleet. 3.35 24 Hours in A&E
(M) Cameras capture patients and medical staff in
the A&E departments of some of the UK busiest
hospitals.
6.00 Breakfast with Stuart Keith Music, stories
and random thoughts
7.00 The Year in Review Susie Ferguson and
Guyon Espiner present a Morning Report
review of the 2015 news year
Interviews, features, music and stories from all
over New Zealand and around the world
Worldwatch
Worldwatch; 5.30 News headlines
5.32 Outspoken
6.06 Great Encounters (RNZ)
9.06 Country Life Memorable scenes, people
and places in rural NZ
10.15 Late Edition
10.30 Salt and its Diverse History Steph
McGovern explores the rich, diverse history of
salt, which has played a vital and multi-faceted
role in history.
11.06 Richard Thompson Live at Womad
Taranaki (3 of 5)
Music after Midnight (RNZ); 12.30 Laugh Track
(Final, RNZ); 1.05 From the World (BBC); 2.05
NZ Live (RNZ); 3.05 My Beautiful Balloon, by
Carl Nixon, read by Nick Blake (RNZ); 3.30 The
Health File (BBC); 4.30 Global Business (BBC);
5.10 Witness (BBC); 5.45 Birds of a Feather
(RNZ)
RNZ Concert
noon, 3.00, 5.00, 6.00, 10.00pm
6.00 Classic Morning
8.00 Settling the Score The annual listeners’
poll, a whole day of music presented as a
countdown to the most popular work. Find
out during the day how often works have
appeared, and at what previous positions
8.00pm Music Alive Renée Fleming (sop),
New Zealand SO/James Judd – Ravel: La
Valse; Shéhérazade; Pavane for a Dead
Princess; Canteloube: Baïlèro, from Songs
of the Auvergne; Gounod: Jewel Song, from
Faust; Strauss: Der Rosenkavalier, Waltz
Squence No 1; Morgen Op 27/4; Zueignung Op
10/1; Tosti: Aprile; Puccini: O mio babbino caro,
from Gianni Schicchi; Gershwin: Summertime,
from Porgy & Bess; Loewe: I could have
danced all night, from My Fair Lady; Korngold:
Marietta’s Song, from Die tote Stadt (recorded
in Michael Fowler Centre, Wellington by RNZ)
Radio Live
Tim Sisarich 6.00 3 News 7.00 Tony Amos 12.00am
Garry McAlpine
Newstalk ZB
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