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Holcad - Westminster College
a-1 front - holcad (24”) 20060816cad 0% 5% 5% 10% 10%20% 20% 30% 30% 40%40% 50%50% 60% 60% 70% 80% 70%90% 80%95% 90%100% 95% 100% YELLOW MAGENTA CYAN Holcad The Westminster College’s student newspaper In this edition... Campus Writer Students in London share adventures See Page B-6 Meet the new faculty members. See Pages A-4 and 5 Movies to hit or miss. See Pages B-3 and 4 Campus Statistic of the Week 43 After years of hearing everything from the responsorial chanting of the Catholic mass to the laughs he shares with students, Father Philip Farrell will be leaving campus. Farrell has spent the past seven years dedicating his time to campus while impacting the lives of many students. Farrell leads mass on Saturday nights, is involved with Christmas Vespers, is an active member of Newman Club and spends time at Mugsies after Mass with students to relax and have a good time. Senior and Newman Club president, Kim Worst, was trying to discover what made sense and how she could fit into “the college mold” when she met Farrell. “In discussion with Father Farrell, he always seemed to say one sentence that made sense and was something I needed to hear,” Worst said. “He also has helped me stick through the rough times and have faith.” Agreeing with this statement is sophomore and club member Amber Rex. “Father Farrell has taught me to live my life while keeping a strong faith in Christ,” Rex said. Rex feels that Farrell is an interesting person to talk with and that he will be missed at Newman club meetings and activities. Weekend Weather provided by Weather.com Friday Partly Cloudy 72°/50° Saturday Rain 62°/54° Sunday Few Showers 70°/54° By Derek Deremer Watch the news for long enough and eventually there will be a story about turmoil in the Middle East. The region seems to be on the brink of disintegrating, yet a single college amongst the chaos shines a light of hope. This college was the topic of last Wednesday, Sept. 16’s Peace Studies Coffeehouse, the first of the semester. The Witherspoon room was packed with guests to hear Israeli speaker Dr. Gideon Fishman talk about the peaceful endeavors of his school, Western Galilee College. Fishman is president of the college and also a Professor of Sociol- Inside A & E - B-3, B-4 Calendar - A-3 Campus News - A-1, A-4, A-5, A-6 Crossword - A-3 Features - B-5, B-6 Opinion - A-2 Sports - B-1, B-2 The Holcad is provided free-ofcharge to students, faculty, staff, and visitors of Westminster College. Please take one. If you would like additional copies, please contact the editorial staff. Volume CXXIV Number 2 since 1884 “He has been a good colleague in ministry,” Reverend Jim Mohr said. Mohr has had the pleasure of working with Farrell and has shared many memories with him. “He has participated in all campus worship services and has always been available for students,” Mohr said. “He also has been a wonderful leader and representative of the church.” Farrell feels the same way about Mohr. “The cooperation and goodwill that Jim Mohr and I share has been magnificent,” Farrell said. “This has been effective to campus and has touched me perfectly.” Farrell also believes that he and Mohr work very well together. “We create a common interest and help to promote each other in a diligent way,” Farrell said. Many students and staff will miss Farrell, but Farrell himself admits that he will miss this campus. “I have crossed so many individuals’ paths in such a dynamic Photo by Coleen York way,” Farrell said. Being a part of this campus has Friendly farewells truly changed Farrell. Father Philip Farrell and Reverend Jim Mohr have worked together to support students. “It has given me a deeper ap“He is like the college student the students on this campus.” “The students here have been preciation of the joy of life and the that never left college,” Rex said. Farrell has also accomplished marvelous and the faith has been way we exchange the spirit of God,” Farrell said. Worst agrees with Rex. “He can much while being involved on endearing.” Farrell said. relate to us,” she said. “There is campus, and, according to Farrell, Farrell’s impact on our campus more to Father Farrell than the “the harmony and cooperation I will be missed by many. He has white collar and black attire. He have shared with students and fac- been a wonderful part of our camhas a great attitude toward all of ulty” is one. pus community. ogy. He has published several scientific articles and has co-authored two books. His presentation was appropriately titled “An Island of Sanity in a Sea of Madness.” The relationship between Israel and its neighboring Arab countries has always been a struggle. As a brief history lesson: The State of Israel was formed after World War II. The persecuted Jews needed a homeland and the United Nations turn Palestine into the State of Israel. Many Palestinians were essentially thrown out of their homes. Afterwards, turmoil resulted from this removal of the Palestinians and arguments of Israel’s exact borders. One of the biggest reasons the religious chaos endures is because the UN’s State of Israel includes the City of Jerusalem. Jerusalem is the holy land for Muslims, Jews, and Christians. This ancient struggle for the holy land goes back to even before the medieval crusades. Every religion wants to call the Holy City their own. So the bottom line- peace has not been a conceivable concept in the Middle East for a very long time. The Arabs do not like the Jews and in the turn the Jews do not like the Arabs. Western Galilee College hopes to help students set aside their theological differences. “We cannot stop the conflict, but we can create respect,” Fishman said. “Teach them it [respect] is possible, and then maybe the word will spread.” Perhaps if Jews and Arabs can learn together, maybe someday they could live together as well. Fishman has been teaching for 35 years and first saw Jews and Arabs working together at West Galilee College. According the college’s website, its mission is to “Provide high quality academic degrees which will attract students both from this region and other areas” and “Help develop the region by strengthening the population through education.” Arabs who have remained in Israel have been victims of discrimination. Fishman feels one of the keys characteristic of the college is its religious tolerance and equal treatment of Arab citizens. “Arab students can walk tall and not feel like second class citi- zens,” Fishman said. “It’s an environment where Jews and Arabs can compete for excellence on the same level.” Precautions are taken to ensure the peace endures on the campus. The school forbids politics of any kind on campus. “We don’t want college to be a fighting ground.” Fishman argued. The college gained accreditation in 1994 and currently serves an estimated 1 million people. It has seven research facilities and plans to build more in the coming years. Some facilities became so large they were able to separate and create independent schools. See Peace Studies, Page A-4 Dr. Andrew Ade of English department earns national recognition His experience in Africa inspired the award-winning play, A Question of Taste Staff Writer holcad.com 12 pages Dr. Gideon Fishman enlightens campus to diplomatic merits of a Middle Eastern college By David Lynch Check us out online at New Wilmington, Pa. Guest speaker sheds light on dark times Staff Writer Age (in years) of the oldest known captive goldfish. Her name was Tish. Friday September 25, 2009 Father Farrell says farewell By Julie Norris Women’s tennis continues winning streak. See Page B-1 BLACK Dr. Andrew Ade’s one-act play, A Question of Taste, which achieved local success, has earned national recognition by winning the 2009 Arts & Letters Prize in Drama. The play premiered in 2007 at the fifth annual Theatre Festival in Black and White, sponsored by the Pittsburgh Playwrights Theater company, where it won Best Play, Best Actor, Best Supporting Actor, and Best Director. Later, Professor William Missouri Downs selected it out of plays sent in by playwrights across the nation, as the winner of the Arts & Letters Prize. The competition is held annually by Georgia College and State University. Each winner receives a $1,000 prize, publication in Arts & Letters Journal of Contemporary Culture, and an expenses-paid visit to the GCSU campus to receive the prize and participate in readings and other special events. “My favorite part about this is that the play had a very nice success locally, in Pittsburgh, which was just wonderful,” Ade said. “But now it’s really nice to see how on a national stage, in competition with other plays, it’s held its own. Enough people liked it to name it one of the finalists and finally the winner. It’s very reassuring that the play has some good things in it.” Dr. Ade describes A Question of Taste as a political fable about modern Africa. The two main characters represent two different generations and political philosophies that clash over important issues when they find themselves as cellmates in police detention. Ade lived in Africa as a volunteer for the Peace Corps in the democratic republic of Congo which, at the time, was called the republic of Zaire. “I had lived there from 1981 to 1983,” Ade said. “A lot of the play is my memories of living there and the people I knew, but also watching the political chaos tearing up the country and other African countries.” A Question of Taste will be proContributed Photo duced at the Arts & Letters Festival at GSCU’S Max Noah Recital Hall, Standing Ovation which will be held on March 12, (From left to right) Lonzo Green, Joshua Elijah Reese and Benjamin Blakey take their bows and 13, 2010. after performing A Question of Taste on the Beeghly stage on Nov. 3, 2007. A Question of Taste won the 2009 Arts & Letters Prize in Drama. OPINION - holcad (24”) 20060829cad YELLOW 0% 5% 5% 10% 10%20% 20% 30% 30% 40%40% 50%50% 60% 60% 70% 80% 70%90% 80%95% 90%100% 95% 100% Page A-2 MAGENTA September 25, 2009 CYAN BLACK The Holcad — Westminster College, New Wilmington, Pa. Opinion RANT Passion or Paychecks? & RAVE If I would have studied, I would’ve owned that test . . . instead I just moderately owned it. You conveyed a lot of depression in one word. He’s a savvy saver. I’m not bored BY you; I’m bored NEAR you. Shanno. I think you left your self-esteem back in your dorm. You might want to go grab that . . . Yay, he’s here. AGAIN. Did you really just make an inappropriate remark about chocolate chip cookies? Blasphemy! I’m on the edge. It’s dirrrty! Am I supposed to know who you are? Science makes me itch. I LOLed. Hard. Have you ever stood in the TUB, listened to the conversations around you and just said, WOW? It’s my birthday I can cry if I want to, and you’re a pathetic jerk so I will. Stop going to the photo counter for your prescriptions. I’m going to fuss your day up. Gray cloud is grumpy! Rainbow is my bestfriend. W ant to Rant & Rave? Email The Holcad with RNR as the subject. Recently I sat in a class with other upperclassmen, and we found ourselves suffering a “future induced” panic attack. This is probably a genuine diagnosis for college students. But I do not want to focus on the “scary” economy or general graduation fears. My peers kept reiterating a common point that some of us are majoring in something we are passionate about rather than working toward a specific and secure career. “I’m a history major but I don’t want to teach,” one of my classmates cried. “What am I supposed to do?” As an English major whose skin crawls at the idea of trying to teach elementary, middle or high school students about composition or literature, I agreed with her sentiments and wondered, “Is it smart to follow our passions rather than our economic good sense?” This was not my first encounter with this dilemma. From kindergarten to my senior year of high school, I wanted to be a doctor. It seemed like the most practical decision for me. I enjoyed the advanced math and science courses, so it would be a challenging and interesting career. The world will always need doctors, so I would have an excellent chance of finding a job and earning a respectable salary. Perhaps I should have realized earlier, but it took until my senior year to discover I was not a robot. I had no passion for becoming a doctor. While my chemistry and biology classes stimulated me as a student who enjoys learning, I didn’t get fired up discussing func- Shannon Richter Editor-in-Chief tions, neither bodily nor mathematically. What I truly loved was reading. Not just absorbing texts well enough to regurgitate answers for a pop quiz or essay, rather getting entirely lost in exquisite language, compelling characters and introspections about human nature. So what do we, the impractical (economically speaking) artists and preservers of literature, artifacts and history who do not want to teach, do when people ask, “What are you going to be when you grow up?” I do not want the science, education, math and business majors to feel neglected or believe that I do not think you can be passionate about any of these fields. Maybe you can relate to my inner turmoil or perhaps you are wisely working toward a specific career and you think I’m being foolish. When I entered college, I declared two majors: English and public relations. PR would be my primary focus because I would graduate and go directly into the work force. I would keep English as my hobby, a little pocket of happiness on days when I couldn’t quite drag myself from my flexible and liberating literary analysis heaven to the formal structure of PR. It felt like moving from the warmth of real sunshine to the sterile buzzing of fluorescent lights. Apparently I hadn’t learned my lesson just yet: Shannon, stop trying to be a robot! It may have been impractical and financially irresponsible (my parents certainly weren’t happy), but I dropped the PR degree so that I am English major who wants to go to graduate school rather than a PR major who wants to go directly into the workforce. Stronger people may be able to get their “hobbies” under control, but I cannot. So here’s to you, my fellow impassioned hobbyists. We may live in hovels surviving on Spaghettios and Ramen noodles, but we will feast (intellectually speaking) on Shakespeare, Buddhism, Socrates and world history. We are already poor (I’m paying my tuition with lint from my empty pockets), so our hopes are not high. Will we succeed? No one knows. All I know is that I have a better chance of being happy trying to follow my fervor as far as it will take me and failing, than attempting to enter a field that may be the wiser economical decision but does not evoke even the palest imitation of the enthusiasm I feel for English. Shannon is a senior English major and public relations minor. She has a fondness for hedgehogs and is so obsessed with Jane Austen that it frightens her roommates. Isn’t it ironic? one-of a-kind recipes. One show featured Pittsburgh’s Primanti Brothers and Dor-Stop. Christina Alducka Columnist Whether you’re a sports fan or enjoy comedy, there’s a show, sometimes an entire network, just for you. My newest find, Man v. Food on the Travel Chanel, showcases Adam Richmond’s large appetite. He’s not a competitive eater, he just loves food. Adam travels to a city, where he indulges on iconic dishes. He then seeks the city’s top food challenge, which could be eating a 13 pound pizza. If he wins the competition, he receives the restaurant’s prize, which is usually a t-shirt. Years ago, I used to count down the days—eagerly waiting for FriAdam isn’t after the prizes. He day. No, I wasn’t anticipating the craves the feeling of defeating the high school football game, I want- food, while entertaining viewers ed TGIF on ABC. along the way. Nothing topped staying home Now, from judging my televion a Friday night and watching sion picks, you’d assume that I’m Boy Meets World. I followed Cory an avid cook. That’s not the case. I and Topanga from elementary can barely boil water. I had every school to college. I guess you could intention of “learning” how to say I grew up with them. Now, I’m cook because my move into a 22, and have outgrown the replays. townhouse was coming closer, and First, I don’t stay in to watch TV so was my responsibility of preparon Friday nights. I actually rarely ing my own meals. I knew I’d want watch TV. Over the summer, I av- to eat more than PB & J. eraged about 3 hours of television My roommates and I each a week. Guess what shows I did brought our share of kitchen supwatch? Cooking shows. plies to the townhouse. We own a I’m floored by Bravo’s Top Chef. bread pan, a potato peeler, and It’s a competitive cooking show even a Crockpot. I have yet to use where contestants are eliminated any of the items. Maybe not winonce a week. I know what you’re ning the pie baking contest when I thinking, it sounds like another bo- was ten ruined my self-esteem. gus reality show. But, it’s not. The My food purchases for the contestants aren’t like the outra- townhouse read: “Microwavable,” geous people you see on VH1’s “Just Add Water,” and “Ready in shows. Minutes.” For now, that’s my kind Top Chef contestants actually of cooking. I’d love to be a great have talent. They whip up their chef like the kind I watch on TV. own recipe to fit the week’s theme. I want to be able to make In the past, challengers prepared something without looking at a meals using only vending machine recipe book. I wish I could cut a items. Each time the camera fea- cantaloupe in less than twenty tures a dish, I wish I were there to minutes. taste it. Heck, I need money to buy food Another of my favorite shows, so I can learn to cook. Diners Drive-Ins and Dives on Food Network, follows Guy Fieri on road trips to America’s local restaurants. Cameras follow him into the kitchens, where he watch- Christina is a senior English es cooks prepare the restaurants’ major and writing minor. She's probably one of the bestsellers. only students who follows And, these aren’t your typical the Pirates. You can usually burger and fry joints. He finds find her in her on-campus ofshacks on the side of the road that fice, MCC 257. lure in hundreds of people for their Want to write a letter to the editor? Here are the rules. Letters to the editor are published weekly, as space permits. All letters must be submitted by email to The Holcad by 12 p.m. Monday to make the Friday edition. All letters must be limited to 400 words, typed, and include the author’s name and a phone number for confirmation. Letters must be free of offensive language, personal attacks and libelous or potentially libelous statements. The Holcad reserves the right to reject any letter. No letter will be edited when factually incorrect or in need of contexual clarification. Rather, an editor’s note will be included. Grammar and spelling errors will also not be corrected. 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Don’t forget to check us out online! www.theholcad.com The Holcad Westminster College’s student newspaper since 1884 357 McKelvey Campus Center Box 157, New Wilmington, Pa., 16172 general: (724) 946-7224 ads: (724) 946-7223 holcad@westminster.edu fax: (724) 946-6223 Read each week’s edition online at holcad.com Editor-in-Chief Managing Editor News Editor Layout Editor Photography Editor Outside the Bubble Editor Sports Editor Sports Writers Shannon Richter Sarah Simon Laura Henry Stephanie Chaffee James Bonetti Katie West Brad Fetes Corey Kendall, Melissa Kramer, April Scudere, Mike Katrancha Arts & Entertainment Editor Stefan Schneider Arts & Entertainment Writers Max Muska, Ben Portz, Brett Gerthoffer, Amanda Ehrhardt Features Editor Katie Ellison Copy Editors Addie Domske, Ryan Sargent, Mike Disotell, Jessie Debiec Staff Writers Derek Deremer, Brendan Moulton, David Lynch, Ashley Kress, Allison McKinney, Sarah Byerly, Milt Constantine, Kelly Gould, Olivia Sweeney, Sarah Kehr, Emily Winn, Katie Livingston Photographers Derek Deremer, Alex Davis, Coleen York, Stephanie Chaffee, Ashley Kress, Alyssa Hanna Operations Manager Max Muska Advertising Manager Katie Williams Distribution Manager Lynn Rice Faculty Advisor Mrs. Delores Natale Inside EVEN page - holcad (24”) 20060829cad YELLOW 0% 5% 5% 10% 10%20% 20% 30% 30% 40%40% 50%50% 60% 60% 70% 80% 70%90% 80%95% 90%100% 95% 100% The Holcad — Westminster College, New Wilmington, Pa. SGA Day 11:40 AM Biology Seminar (Phillips Lecture Hall (Hoyt G12)) 11:40 AM Open Door Reflection: Claudia Brown (Chapel) 2:00 PM Sigma Phi Epsilon's Third Annual JUMP FOR HOPE (24 straight hours) Ends (Quad) 8:00 PM Movie in Mueller: My Sister's Keeper (MCC Mueller Theater) 8:40 PM - 9:10 PM Theta Chi Men's Group (MCC 255 Weisel Conference Room) 10:30 PM Movie in Mueller: Public Enemies (MCC Mueller Theater) Saturday, September 26, 2009 TBA Men's Cross Country @ Saint Vincent Invitational TBA Women's Cross Country @ Saint Vincent Invitational 1:00 PM Volleyball @ Geneva (at Bethany) 1:30 PM Thomas More* FOOTBALL v. 2:00 PM MEN'S SOCCER v. Baldwin-Wallace 3:00 PM Bethany* Volleyball @ 4:00 PM WOM EN'S SOCCER v. Baldwin-Wallace 7:00 PM Mass (Chapel) 7:00 PM - 2:00 AM Phi Tau Phest (Phi Kappa Tau House) 8:00 PM Movie in Mueller: Public Enemies (MCC Mueller Theater) 10:30 PM Movie in Mueller: My Sister's Keeper (MCC Mueller Theater) Sunday, September 27, A new endeavor has your interest this week. There are those who make it look easy, but you can appreciate the numerous steps involved, the trial and error process, and the years of practice that it takes to master any skill. Because you understand what it takes, you'll do well with this activity. Your ideal teacher is a Leo. TAURUS (April 20-May 20). There is a big deal to work through. You'll be mustering up some enthusiasm for the task at hand, though excitement may not be your first response. That's what makes you a classy individual. You're able to choose the most effective emotion for the situation you're in instead of letting your feelings control you. GEMINI (May 21-June 21). You are getting along well with those you see daily. In fact, the more time you spend with a certain person the more you like him or her. This is because of something called the "mere exposure effect." Use it to your advantage. Make sure you are spending plenty of time with that person you want to like you. 7:00 PM - 8:00 PM A l 12:40 PM - 1:50 P M pha Gamma Delta Recruitment GET REAL! --- Rob Jackson, Pre1:00 PM Women's TenParty (TBA) senter -- "BA to CEO: Things I've nis @ Saint Vincent Learned Along the Way" (MCC 8:30 PM - 9:30 PM P h i Lakeview) 3:00 PM Kappa Delta Mu and the City (MCC WitherIce Cream Social to Celebrate Naspoon Lakeview) 4:00 PM Women's Tentional Women's Friendship Day nis @ Pitt-Bradford (MCC Berlin Lounge) 9:30 PM Newman Club (MCC WItherspoon Maple) 7:00 PM College De3:00 PM Movie in mocrats Meeting (MCC WitherMueller: My Sister's Keeper (MCC 9:30 PM Sierra Student spoon Maple) Mueller Theater) Coalition Weekly Meeting (Patterson 215) 7:00 PM Gospel Choir 5:00 PM Worship Praise (Chapel) Team (Chapel) Wednesday, September 30, 2009 8:30 PM Fellowship of 7:00 PM Open Door Christian Athletes Meeting (MCC Worship (Chapel) TBA Women's Golf @ PAC Witherspoon Maple) Championships (at Oak Tree CC, 8:00 PM Alpha Phi West Middlesex, Pa.) Friday, October 2, 2009 Omega Meeting (Patterson 311/312) 11:40 AM Open Door at 11:40 AM Biology Semithe Half (Chapel) nar (Phillips Lecture Hall (Hoyt G10:30 PM Movie in 12)) Mueller: Public Enemies (MCC 11:40 AM Student PreMueller Theater) Law Meeting (Patterson 215) 11:40 AM Open Door Reflection: Aimee Spicuzza (Chapel) Monday, September 28, 11:45 AM Faires Faculty 2009 Forum -- SoYoung Kang, Joyce 4:30 PM - 6:30 PM Ninth AnHoellein, Bryan Rennie, Milagros nual Music and Meatballs PresentTBA Men's Golf @ PAC Swerdlow, Joshua Corrette-Ben- ed by Concert Choir (3 Seatings) ACROSS Championships (at Oak Tree CC, 1 Here, in Barcelona nett, and Sherri Pataki: Moving To- (New Wilmington Presbyterian West Middlesex, Pa.) 5 Dross wards Praxis: Helping Students to Church Social Hall) 9 Former Giant coach 11:40 AM Open Door Re- Learn About Diversity Through Sherman flection: Scott Lawrence (Chapel) Experience (MCC Mueller Theater) 14 Takes some rays 4:00 PM WOM EN'S 12:00 PM The Holcad 15 Array Weekly Staff Meeting (MCC 255 TENNIS v. Indiana (Pa.) 16 Lasso Weisel Conference Room) 17 He won the Kentucky 5:00 PM Women's SocDerby four times 5:30 PM Habitat for Hu- cer @ Fredonia State 20 It’s No. 1 in the zodiac -SGA Day is this Friday, manity Leadership Team Meeting 21 Selfish ones 6:00 PM - 9:00 PM Sept. 25 (MCC 253) 22 Seine Japanese Anime Club (Old Main 23 Hormel competitor 7:30 PM R e f l e c t i o n 210) -Homecoming Pep Rally 28 Australian Open winner: Praise Team (Chapel) 7:00 PM Men's Soccer Thursday, Oct. 8 1980 @ Fredonia State Tuesday, September 29, 34 Love to Ovid -Service Chair Candace 2009 37 Not ___ many words 7:00 PM GA Meeting Okello was approved 38 A 007 player TBA Men's Golf @ PAC (MCC Mueller Theater) Fall Fest plans were 39 Organized crime Championships (at Oak Tree CC, 9:00 PM ALLIES Meet- discussed 41 Seasons West Middlesex, Pa.) ing (MCC Mueller Theater) 43 Conclude -Several new Senators TBA Women's Golf @ PAC 44 Jack and Jillís implement 9:30 PM Seekers (MCC were sworn in Championships (at Oak Tree CC, 46 Formerly, formerly Berlin Lounge) West Middlesex, Pa.) 47 Columnist and TV host Thursday, October 1, 2009 50 Acted the sycophant 12:40 PM Department If you have any questions 51 Watchdog agency’s ini Chairs Meeting (Old Main 213) All Day Events please contact us tials 5:30 PM Chapel Staff CPU Meeting 54 Materialize sga@westminster.edu Meeting (Old Main 213) 59 Gee whiz! 61 Washington correspon dent: 1944 -1974 66 Epitome of slowness 67 Nincompoop create happiness, health and macy, you can moderate between 68 Start of a famous solilo wealth when you slow down and even the most difficult personaliquy concentrate on one action, stick ties. 69 Bart or Warren with it until its completion and 70 Teeth covering? CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. then move on to the next. 71 Fin’s components 19). LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 23). DOWN When you have to, you do your 1 Site of Egyptian dam You're a visionary. You have best. If there's no pressure, you'll 2 Part of a ream ideas that will improve conditions take breaks you don't need, phone 3 Like certain matches where you work and live. Some- calls from people you don't even 4 Man or Jersey one with a more conservative want to talk to and way too much 5 Pronoun point of view might be holding the time to finish the job. So if there's purse strings tightly closed. Lucki- no incentive for you to work effily, you can sway this person with ciently, build one in. Declare a your vivid descriptions. It will be a deadline and a consequence. minimal expense for you to brightAQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. en the whole scene. 18). SCORPIO (Oct. 24-Nov. 21). Are you still enthusiastic about In many ways, you cater to the a project now that you're in the needs of your loved ones. It's often middle phases? Anyone can get appropriate and easy to do so. But psyched about a fresh project, but lately you feel constricted and those who maintain a high level of tense about your contributions. It's excitement even when the newa sign that enough is enough. You ness wears off will earn the respect can't keep compromising your of all. Prove that you have what it soul without repercussions. Get takes with your consistent actions. some time to yourself even if you PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20). have to steal it. SGA Minute Highlights CROSSWORD ANSWER SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21). There may be a slight imbalance of work, or someone may owe you money -- not enough to turn into an issue, though. Score keeping would only drain the sweetness out of the personal rapport you’ve worked so hard to establish. If you basically trust the other person, things are sure to even out soon. Have faith. SUDOKU 5 2 4 1 5 No matter how great you've become at multitasking, trying to do more than one thing at a time will be detrimental to you this week. However, you're likely to 9 4 6 LEO (July 23-Aug. 22). VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22). Page A-3 2009 Conflict resolution will be your thing. You won't be the one arguing -- more likely, you'll be an innocent bystander whose astute obCANCER (June 22-July 22). servations are the key to creating peace on earth. It's all in how you You are a master transformer. say it, and when. With your diploNo, not a character in a comic book, though you do wield a kind of superpower when you think about it. Just remember that difficult time in your past and how you really turned the situation around. Use that memory as a touchstone to help you stay in touch with your strengths this week. You won't be sure of what you want until you try it on. Growing requires experimentation. There's a fine line between stretching yourself and trying to be someone you're not. It's hard to tell the difference between these two dynamics now, but if you keep your sense of humor, you'll learn and do great either way. BLACK CROSSWORD HOROSCOPE ARIES (March 21-April 19). CYAN September 25, 2009 CALENDAR Friday, September 25, 2009 MAGENTA 3 7 5 2 3 6 7 9 8 6 1 9 5 7 4 1 3 2 8 6 4 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 18 19 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 32 33 34 35 36 40 42 45 48 49 51 52 53 54 55 56 57 58 60 62 63 64 65 ___ Angeles Bat wood Pontiac of the í60s Start of Virgilís epic Ooze Tahoe, e.g. Roman road Antony borrowing? Danube tributary French I verb “The Making of an American” author Clerical garb Switch positions Edens French cheeses Electrical current, for short Horse trader Edwin Markhamís man? Acts human Pause Arab chieftain Script beginning Kills: sl. Mine yield Actress Sommer Relative of delts and quads Unreliable musical in strument? Rim Singer John West Point freshman Lew or Mitchell Too “La Bamba” co-star Eliza beth H.S. junior test Author Wiesel Is under the weather Aware of LPs of the í80s and í90s Hunky-dory, for short Troy, N.Y. col. Sword swallower? Inside EVEN page - holcad (24”) 20060829cad YELLOW 0% 5% 5% 10% 10%20% 20% 30% 30% 40%40% 50%50% 60% 60% 70% 80% 70%90% 80%95% 90%100% 95% 100% The Holcad — Westminster College, New Wilmington, Pa. MAGENTA CYAN BLACK September 25, 2009 Page A-4 Campus News Meeting and Greeting... Dr. David Offner Dr. Sarah Kennedy James Anthony Dr. David Offner, assistant professor of mathematics, earned his undergraduate degree in mathematics from Yale University and his Ph.D. in mathematics with concentration in algorithms, optimization, and combinatorics, which he suspects is just a fancy word for counting, from Carnegie Mellon University. His hobbies include going to the park with his two-year-old daughter, Esme, attempting to dodge potholes while riding his bike, dragon slaying, and Ultimate Frisbee. Dr. Sarah Kennedy is an assistant professor of chemistry. She earned her undergraduate degree in chemistry from Westminster College and her Ph.D. in chemistry from the University of North Carolina at Chapel Hill. Kennedy grew up in Erie, PA and she and her husband Chris live there with their two feline children, Snickers and Velcro. Kennedy’s favorite things about Westminster are the professors and the small class sizes give her the opportunity to teach her own labs and really get to know her students. While she was an undergraduate student, Kennedy was involved in Habitat for Humanity and the Learning Center, and her favorite professor was Dr. Na, whom she had for Inquiry. She also loves backpacking and being outdoors. James Anthony is a lecturer of mathematics, who is originally from Bellefonte, PA. He earned his undergraduate degree in mathematics with a computer science specialization from Lock Haven University and his master’s in mathematics with a specialization in number theory from Penn State University. He has teaching expierence at Penn State, Lock Haven, The Pennsylvania School of Technology, and most recently at Slippery Rock. Anthony’s inspiration comes from a show that he used to watch, Mr. Math Magic, which was about a moose who would teach math to children. What he enjoys the most about Westminster College is the students and the atmosphere. He says that his biggest pet peeve is when “you get ridiculous questions from students,” like are we doing anything in class today. A fun fact about him would be that he owns more than 500 board games. Brenda Swart Dr. Regine Ananou Brenda Swart is a lecturer of Spanish who is originally from Durango, Mexico which is in the north near the border. She earned her undergraduate in Spanish and her master’s in Spanish with a specialization in Latin America from Houston. Her favorite thing about Westminster College is the small campus and the friendly people. Her inspiration and hero is Gabriel Garcia Marquez, the famous Colombian author of 100 Years of Solitude. Her biggest pet peeve is when students talk in class, and a fun fact about her is that her home town of Durango is known as the Land of Pancho Villa. Regine Ananou is a teacher you wouldn’t expect to see at a small liberal arts college in the United States. Ananou is natively French but earned a degree in English and Spanish from the University of Toulouse Le Merail. Previously a high school Spanish teacher, Ananou welcomes the change to college educating—especially as her husband is an administrator at Slippery Rock University. Ananou has a daughter, Marie, who is seven years old and attends Oakview Elementary School in Stoneboro, PA. When she was younger, Ananou played basketball for ten years. Now, however, her hobby is cooking. And of course, she loves to cook both Spanish and French cuisine. Look for these fun facts about the college’s newest faculty additions: Which new faculty member owns a cat named Velcro? Who owns more than 500 board games? Who enjoys dragon slaying as a hobby? Who has a daughter named Chloe? Who got married in Key West last year? Which new professor is also an assistant librarian? Who is originally from Durango, Mexico? Which professor is a Westminster Alumna and had Dr. Na for Inquiry? Who was nominated for the Kevin Kline Outstanding Set Design award? A win for students and the Pirates By Michelle Moore “Within 10 minutes of sitting “For the parade, we hope the Tidown in our seats, our section was tan will be leading the way, with on the jumbo-tron. We even ended SGA right near the front,” senior up having a first-year student with Travis Gulling, SGA president, said. us on the big screen,” Timm said. Recently, SGA elected new “I had a blast, and it was made freshmen senators. Many of the even better that the Pirates won students who ran for freshman pothat night,” junior Lizz Ward said. sitions want to become involved The Pirates scored three runs in early on with the happenings on the first inning, two more runs in campus. Campus Writer SGA did not expect much of a student response when purchasing tickets for the Pirates game on Friday, Sept. 18, they especially did not think they would be rushing to buy more. SGA had 100 tickets for the Pirates game when they began selling on Monday, September 14. During the first lunch session they sold 108 tickets and needed to buy more to accommodate the huge response. “It was a good value for the amount of stuff I got. I had a fleece blanket, a ticket, and a bus ride for $5, when normally a Pirates ticket would cost $25 by itself,” junior Holly Penco said. SGA took names throughout the week and ordered 150 more tickets so as many students as possible could go. They also ordered three more buses in addition to the original two. the seventh and eighth innings, “I ran for office because SGA leading them to a 5-1 victory. seemed really cool. I didn’t know a The Pirates game is not the only soul on campus, so I thought it was event that SGA plans for this se- great that people voted for me,” mester. SGA day is Friday, Sept. 25. freshman Hannah Paczkowski There will be donuts, pizza, and said. Contributed Photo In the nosebleeds Juniors Holly Penco and Lizz Ward enjoy their Friday night in Pittsburgh cheering on the Pirates to victory. “It was really encouraging to A final count of 250 students see so many come out for the boarded the buses for the Pirates v. event,” senior Leah Timm, special the San Diego Padres, that started events chair of SGA, said. at 7:05 p.m. apple cider, as well as golf cart With all of the activities rides. SGA hopes to take a group planned for this semester, SGA to Kennywood for Fright Night hope there will not be a dull mosometime in October. ment for students. Fall Fest will return around Oct. 23, and SGA hopes to get more involvement by holding football and powder puff games. In addition, Homecoming will be coming in October. The pep rally will take place on Thursday, Oct. 8, followed by the Homecoming game and parade on Saturday, Oct. 10. “I had a blast, and it was made even better that the Pirates won that night.” Junior Lizz Ward Peace Studies From A-1 The school offers numerous three year degrees programs and is constantly making advances to their curriculum. Fishman stresses the importance of education to the region because it “breaks the pattern of poverty.” In addition, the college has encouraged grassroots movements amongst Arab village schools to improve their education programs with the hopes of sending students to West Galilee. The current breakdown of student enrollment is 64% Jewish, 21% Muslim, 8% Druze, and 7% Christian. The distribution has remained steady through the years despite the lack of any enrollment quotas. Students are judged solely on their merits and nothing else. Classes are taught in Hebrew with English text books, so prerequisites are extremely grueling, especially for those not of the Jewish faith. Peace in the Middle East may be a long ways off, but West Galilee College hopes it can possibly turn an island of sanity into an archipelago of sanity. Inside EVEN page - holcad (24”) 20060829cad YELLOW 0% 5% 5% 10% 10%20% 20% 30% 30% 40%40% 50%50% 60% 60% 70% 80% 70%90% 80%95% 90%100% 95% 100% The Holcad — Westminster College, New Wilmington, Pa. MAGENTA CYAN BLACK September 25, 2009 Page A-5 Campus News ...the New Faces on Campus Dr. Eric Forster Dr. Karen Resendes Gianni Downs Dr. Eric Forster is an assistant professor and assistant librarian. He earned his undergraduate degree in classical civilizations from Harvard University, a master’s in cultural anthropology from The New School for Social Research, his Ph.D. in Medieval History from Saint Louis University and a master’s in Library Science from the University of North Carolina at Chapel Hill. Forster was born in Fall’s Church, VA, which is near Washington D.C. However, he has moved many times and is currently living in his twenty-seventh home. He has been married to his wife Julie, who is currently in North Carolina with their dog Kiwi, for seven years, and is looking forward to fall break when he will get to see them. Forster’s hobbies include reading history and literary criticisms, writing journals and short stories, and spending time with friends. He especially loves entertaining guests and having conversation. When it comes to Westminster, Forster loves the size of the campus, especially the library and that he gets to teach, interact with and get to know the students. Dr. Karen Resendes, assistant professor of biology, earned an undergraduate degree in biology from the College of William and Mary and a Ph.D. in molecular biology, cell biology, and biochemistry from Brown University. She was recently a lecturer at San Diego State University. Resendes and her husband, Ray “No he doesn’t play for the Ravens” Lewis, are both originally from the East Coast, so taking the job at Westminster feels like coming home again. She has a daughter, Chloe, who is two years old and is looking forward to her first ever Pennsylvania winter. Chloe, while presumably excited about her introduction to our climate, could not be reached for comment. In regards to PA, Dr. Resendes has missed the fresh spring rain as it hits the asphalt, which they don’t get a lot of in San Diego. Rain that is. They have asphalt. Gianni Downs is the new assistant professor of theatre and is in charge of the Beegly Theatre. He earned his undergraduate degree in technical theater at the University of New Hampshire and a master’s theatre design from Brandeis University. He works in Pittsburgh as a freelance scenic designer and has done work for the Irish and Classical theatres. One of his several awards include a nomination for the Kevin Kline Outstanding Set Design Award for Martin McDonagh’s Lieutenant of Inishmore. Before coming Westminster he was working about ten shows a year and hopes to continue work on several a year. Downs is a big fan of fiction novels and likes to watch all sorts of movies. He currently enjoys Westminster. “I’m lovin’ it. Everyone knows each other; it’s just such a nice community,” Downs said. He plans to get married next summer and hopes to move closer to campus. Dr. Lesley Ashmore Kristenne Robison Dr. Ashmore is a visiting assistant professor of biology. She earned her undergraduate degree in neuroscience from Illinois Wesleyan University and her Ph.D. in neuroscience from The University of Pennsylvania. She has research and teaching experience and comes to Westminster from the University of Pittsburgh. Dr. Ashmore was unfortunately unavailable for an interview, however, after some Internet research, we found that she enjoys The Realm of Dungeons and Dragons, The Animated Series, designs web pages and her husband makes medieval clothing. Kristenne Robison earned her undergraduate degree in psychology and nutrition from Baldwin-Wallace College and her master's in education from Ohio State University, and also a master’s in sociology from Syracuse University. She currently is just a few steps away from getting her Ph.D. in sociology. In her spare time she enjoys many different sports and was the volleyball coach at Syracuse University. Robison likes to travel and has been to Denmark, Barbados, and the Czech Republic. Last year Robison married in the Key West and plans to return every year. She hopes students will come visit her ugly chair in her office. She hopes it will bring students in to talk with her. “So, we’ll see if it works.,” she said. Breaking the silence with Mixing It Up By Ashley Kress Staff Writer On Tuesday, Sept. 15, the Black Student Union, the International Cultures Club, and Allies sponsored the Mix It Up dinner in McGuinness Dining Hall. The dinner is used as an icebreaker for students to ‘mix it up’ and discuss topics “that you would normally avoid because of people's sensitivity to various issues,” BSU’s President, Vange Figueroa, said. Mix It Up gives students the opportunity to meet new people and get different perspectives on taboo topics. Everyone who attended received free t-shirts, and the first twenty students received a free meal on SGA. More than twenty students attended, each was assigned to different tables in the back room of McGuinness. A representative from each organization was at each table to help with conversation. Facullty members, such as Jeannette Hubbard from Diversity Services, were involved in the dinner as well, Daniel Stephenson, Allies president, enjoyed the dinner, especial- ly his table. “Most of the students at my table had not known that there is an issue around gay blood donation in America,” Stephenson said. “As well as the issues revolving around transgendered men/women keeping their jobs. “Most of the reactions were positive from what I saw. The students seemed to have been open to talk, and loved the fact that there was free food as well! This is one of my favorite events that SGA sponsors every year!” Inside EVEN page - holcad (24”) 20060829cad YELLOW 0% 5% 5% 10% 10%20% 20% 30% 30% 40%40% 50%50% 60% 60% 70% 80% 70%90% 80%95% 90%100% 95% 100% The Holcad — Westminster College, New Wilmington, Pa. MAGENTA CYAN September 25, 2009 BLACK Page A-6 Campus News Dr. James Perkins’ Bleasby shows magic of procrastination By Brendan Moulton Staff Writer On Thursday, Sept. 17 Dr. James Perkins presented “Serendipity: The Fruits of Avoidance” at the Bleasby Colloquium, showcasing his summer work and everything he did to avoid it. This past summer, Perkins was supposed to be researching footnotes for the fifth book in a series about author and poet Robert Penn Warren, known for his book All the King’s Men. Perkins had started work on the footnotes for the third book, and had grown tired of it while toiling on the fourth book. “The fifth book felt like going to Photo by Stephanie Chaffee work,” Perkins said. Instead of working on footnotes, Fruitful Procrastination Perkins took time to do some During his Bleasby Colloquium on Thursday, Sept. 17, Dr. things that he wanted to do, such James Perkins presented on various perks of procrastination as reading detective novels, of which he had always been a fan. and the knowledge he obtained while avoiding his “work.” He is currently reading around three novels a week. He also found time to do some things that he didn’t necessarily want to do but felt he must accomplish. Perkins traveled with the baseball team on their spring break trip many years ago. The coach has been nagging him to write about the experience ever since their return. As a result, while avoiding his footnotes, Perkins wrote an essay about the sense of boredom in baseball and a poem about a ballgame he attended as a child; focusing on the awe he felt when his father caught a foul ball. Another way Perkins avoided his footnotes was in the form of a journal from the late 1800’s shown to him by a woman from the Shenango Home. When the woman appeared in his office, she allowed him to photocopy the journal and gave him permission to publish it. The journal describes two trips, both of which occurred during a time when traveling was difficult. “All my life I’ve found things but wasn’t looking for them,” Perkins said. “If you look for knowledge you’ll find it. It just might not be useful,” Perkins said. Of course, Perkins has plugged along at the footnotes, which are due in January of 2010, distractions or not. After the presentation, Perkins was asked what students can do to achieve the kind of serendipity described in his speech. In response, he showed personal journal number forty, which contains notes and poems. Perkins’ message is already well known by many college students. In fact, junior Ryan Sargent commented during the question and answer session following the presentation. He believes that Perkins’ modus operandi of doing everything but his work, while still working, is very comparable to most college students’ modus operandi of flitting between Facebook, Twitter, television, and homework. Whether it’s called the fruits of avoidance or peripheral vision, Perkins’ presentation proves that time spent procrastinating isn’t necessarily time wasted. “All my life I’ve found things but wasn’t looking for them. If you look for knowledge you’ll find it. It just might not be useful.” Dr. James Perkins, professor emeritus of English Chapel screen allows new worship opportunities By Pat Sylves Campus writer The chapel’s new screen will bring about new worship opportunities, according to Reverend Jim Mohr. Workers installed a new permanent projection screen in the chapel on Sept. 10. This is a major change for the chapel, which previously had to request a moveable screen in advance. The new screen will receive much use and will provide a new tool to further spiritual development. Various pictures and music can be played in sync prior to chapel services, and sheet music can now be projected onto the screen for all worshippers to view. The screen will also make the chapel a much more accessible area for lectures and other educational events, as the lecturer will be able to show film footage, information and more on the screen. It is extremely well disguised and in no way detracts from the classic integrity of the chapel. However, the screen helps to modernize the chapel and increases its efficiency. Mohr, as the campus chaplain, is pleased with the capabilities of the screen. “In reality, you do anything you can to make the scriptures come alive for the people,” Mohr said. While the screen provides a way to make this possible, it would not be possible without the work of Mohr. Mohr, who has worked as a pastor for 17 years in various churches, had never thought of the calling of campus ministry. However, when the calling came, Mohr responded. He truly enjoys working with the students and finds solace in the fact that he can help them develop leadership skills and further themselves spiritually. “When I look out my windows I see the mission field,” Mohr said. He enjoys the ability to visit students on campus, which is made possible through the proximity of his home to the campus. Mohr’s home is also close enough to campus to host student discussion groups, which he happily entertains. Mohr’s experiences here have led him to develop some unique ideas about the campus and its community. He enjoys that all faith-based activities are volunteerbased, not required. He also feels that it is important that the chapel and its services do not replace those of a church, but instead helps students spiritually develop and find a local church if the they so desire. Mohr is proud of the work trips that students choose to go on and believes that the trips are the most important program that he has implemented during his time here. Mohr, while constantly performing both administrative and spiritual duties, is not alone in his work. Carey Anne M. LaSor, assistant to the chaplain, and Diane Gabriel, executive secretary, are Mohr’s support system. They view their job as more than work; they view it as a way of life. Both of these hard-working women share a strong bond with their boss, whom they know to be a man dedicated to the work of his ministry. “We’ve always had a full time chaplain,” LaSor said, which is more than many schools can say. To have a pastor dedicated to the campus alone, with no other duties to attend to, is a rarity in Photo by Ashley Kress these times. The trust shared among the Screen time three is great, and each individual The chapel’s new permanent screen will serve as a tool for spiritual development. accomplishes his or her own duties while coming together for support and information. the faculty and seems to never provide counseling or advice for the chapel office on the second According to Gabriel, Mohr is leave. any student or member of the fac- floor of Old Main. always there for the students and Rev. Mohr is always willing to ulty in need. He can be found in Spicing up Hispanic Heritage Month with a little salsa A soulful “see you at the pole” new knowledge about different cultures.” Also to start off Hispanic Heritage month, Hubbard sent out a contest e-mail to all students on campus. The contest was a trivia question about the meaning behind the starting date of Hispanic Heritage month — September 15. The winner of the contest was sophomore Laura Milanak, and a banner announcing her accomplishment was placed inside the window of the Student Affairs Office. Hubbard had some motivation behind this trivia question, of course. “I wanted them to go out there and find answers for themselves,” Hubbard said. “I sent out the email at 2:31 p.m. and by 2:32 p.m. I already had some answers. Sure, Contributed Photo it’s something they can easily find, Step by step but the point was for them to use Students showed off their salsa moves under the tutelage their resources and find it!” of instructors, Jeff and Colleen Shirey. Hispanic Heritage Month originally lasted only one week and for one hour and was followed by was proclaimed by President LynBy Allison McKinney a DJ dance party where students don B. Johnson in the year 1968. Staff Writer practiced their newly-learned Twenty years later, under Ronald Hispanic Heritage Month start- moves. According to sophomore Reagan, it became a month of Hised off with a bang as both the cafe- James Bonetti, the event was a suc- panic Heritage. teria and Berlin Lounge were filled cess. Also, the significance of Sepwith a Hispanic favorite – salsa. “It was a lot better than last tember 15 is similar to that of the On Sept. 15, McGinness hosted year,” Bonetti said. “The instruc- United States’ Fourth of July. In a special dinner to kick off the first tors jumped right into things and the year 1821 the Latin American day of Hispanic Heritage Month. they definitely knew what they countries of Costa Rica, El SalThe dinner was titled “Mex to the were doing. They had to teach the vador, Guatemala, Honduras and Max” and boasted many different basics quickly because they only Nicaragua all declared their indetypes of Mexican foods for stu- had an hour before the dance par- pendence. ty began, but it went over well.” dents to choose from. In addition to that, the indepenEvents like these all work to- dence days of Mexico, Chile and On Sept. 17, the Berlin Lounge was full of roughly forty students, ward the common goal that head Belize all fall during the following all there to learn salsa dancing. Di- of Diversity Services Jeannette week. versity services asked Dancing Hubbard says she has in mind. Just like that, Diversity Service with the Stars partners Jeff and “Educate and enlighten,” HubColleen Shirey to campus to en- bard said. “That is the number one moves toward their goal — educalighten the community on the art goal of diversity services. I just tion and enlightenment. of salsa dancing. The lesson went want everyone to come away with Photo by James Bonetti B-1 SPORTS - holcad (24”) 20060829cad 0% 5% 5% 10% 10%20% 20% 30% 30% 40%40% 50%50% 60% 60% 70% 80% 70%90% 80%95% 90%100% 95% 100% YELLOW MAGENTA Sports Sports Writer Senior running back Nick McKolosky led the Titans as they bounced back after a disappointing loss to Alleghany to ruin St. Vincent’s Homecoming with 27-14 victory on Saturday Sept. 19. This win snaps Westminster’s ninegame losing streak while away from Harold Bury Stadium. McKolosky had 121 yards on 31 carries behind a beat up offensive line. Junior left tackle Garret Frantz suffered an ankle injury in the second game of the season and was replaced by sophomore Adam Fueller. Junior right tackle Zack O’Brien hurt his knee in the first quarter against the Bearcats, but pushed through to help give McKolosky his third 100 yard game against St. Vincent. “Having us hurt definitely didn’t help, but our backups were easily able to step up and fill the role,” O’Brien said. McKolosky had one rushing touchdown coming off of an impressive 72 yard drive and also grabbed three passes for 26 yards and a touchdown. Senior quarterback Kevin Franz bounced back from a dismal three interception game last week to have an impressive 187.5 quarterback rating. Franz went 15 for 19 for 167 yards and two touchdowns, one going to McKolosky and another 36 yard score going to senior wide receiver Jon Gubish. Sophmore kicker Trevor Young was named PAC Player of the Week for going a perfect 3-3 on extra points and hitting a whopping 42-yarder in the first quarter and a 21-yarder in the third. The Bearcat offense’s tandem of quarterbacks included Kevin Corona who went 9-20 for 86 yards in the first half while Jake Smith went 6-17 for 87 in the second half, racking up 173 yards. Running back Zach Mihalko led St. Vincent’s ground game with only 37 yards on 40 carries due to the Titans’ stingy run defense. Cory Meeker, the Titans’ junior middle linebacker, once again led the titans with eight stops while senior defensive lineman Neil Falco followed up with six. Westminster’s secondary had a field day against St. Vincent’s dual quarterbacks by intercepting four of their passes. Two went to freshman defensive back Kyle Allen, and another went to freshman defensive back Derrick Orloski. Senior cornerback Mariano Camerota also had his second interception of the season. The Titans will try to carry this momentum into this week’s home game against last season’s PAC champion Thomas More. Thomas More leads the series against West- September 25, 2009 minster 6-1 and the current squad has never beaten the Saints; Camerota understands the difficulty of the game ahead. “We are going to have to be enthusiastic and come out with a chip on our shoulder,” Camerota said. McKolosky was held for only 28 yards on 15 carries in last year’s meeting with a patchwork offensive line; some believe he’s hesitatant to face the Saints despite his big game against St. Vincent. “I’m not really worried,” Mckolosky said. “I’m anxious to get out there and redeem ourselves as a team by coming out with a big win.” The Titans kickoff against Thomas More on Saturday, Sept. 26 at 1:30 p.m. at Harold Bury Stadium. Fans are encouraged to come down to help the Titans upset the reigning PAC champions. Men’s soccer suffers hard-fought losses Photo by Coleen York No Hands A determined Titan uses fancy footwork in an attempt to keep the ball away from the feet of the Case Western Reserve competitor. The Titans went on to lose the game in overtime with a final score of 1-2. Men’s soccer returns to the field on Sept. 26. By April Scudere The Titans lost in a close overtime game on Saturday, Sept. 19 in a non-conference match against The men’s soccer team fell 5-4 Case Western at Harold Burry Staas they hosted two home games dium. The final score of the game against Case Western Reserve and was 2-1 which makes the Spartans 3-3-1 in their season. Penn State Behrend. Sports Writer “Coach said at the beginning of the week this is going to be a tough couple days and he wasn't lying,” junior Mike Codita said. “We played a team in Case that is always flirting with the national ranking poll and gave them a fight.” The lone goal of the game for the Titans was made by sophomore Jake Huey in the second half after a throw in. This goal started the scoring, giving the Titans the lead 1-0. The Spartans tied the game up with a goal by Vinny Bell. The game winning goal was scored 6:18 into overtime by Brian Evans. The Spartans held the shot advantage 12-9. Codita, the goalkeeper, ended the day with 12 saves. The Titans hosted Penn State Behrend on Tuesday, Sept. 22, resulting in a 1-0 non-conference loss. The only goal of the day was made by the Lions’ Jared Potts who scored off of a corner kick by teammate Kory Kiefer with 86:30 on the clock. The Lions barely out shot the Titans 12-10. This improves their record to 6-1-1. The goalkeeper, Codita, made eight saves. “The difference wasn't skill or us having an off day,” Codita said. “It’s a matter of how much everyone wanted to win, not to mention a bit of luck always helps in a close game. We took a lot away this week and grew tremendously as a team which is exactly what you want to do when you face adversity.” The Titans return to the field on Saturday, Sept. 26 when they host Baldwin-Wallace at 2 p.m. Watch out, Grove City! Titans’ women’s tennis remains undefeated in competition By Christen Whalen Sports Writer The Presidents’ Athletic Conference Championship title may not belong to Grove City College much longer because Westminster’s women’s tennis team has been serving up nothing but wins. Seven games into the season, the tennis team has yet to lose a match. The team, consisting of eight freshmen and five upperclassmen, has been incredibly successful thus far. Practice may be the most common key to success, but it seems that fifth-year head coach Scott Renninger has found what really helps the team perform at their best. “We run on a different schedule from the other sports teams during the summer,” Renninger said. “We eat in the Field House, my wife brings in a good, hearty meal for dinner and it creates an environment where the girls can integrate and connect.” The team has already had three significant victories this year by winning two PAC matches and by defeating Clarion University for the first time since Renninger became head coach. Their success has not been limited to matches won. Seniors Hilary Newman and April Scudere both received the honor of being PAC Women’s Tennis Player of the Week in September. Recently, Scudere was named PAC Student-Athlete Advisory Committee Female Scholar Athlete of the Month for September. “These awards are a great compliment to both Hilary and April, but an even greater compliment to the team as a whole,” Renninger said. “A large part of the team’s success is not only hard work, but the girls like each other and have become friends. An award for an individual is an award for the team.” The tennis team’s performance is gaining attention throughout campus as well. “I think this is the best start they’ve had to a season since I came here,” senior Jenna Christ said. “I hope they continue to play well and that they’re able to dethrone Grove City in the championship this year. They really deserve it.” Grove City’s women’s tennis team has held the PAC Championship title consecutively for the past 22 years. Last year, in the 2008 championship match, Westminster finished just 14 points behind Grove City. This year, hopes are high for the chance to walk BLACK The Holcad McKolosky leads Titans’ football team to first victory of the season By Mike Katrancha CYAN Dear ESPN, who cares? I’m not going to even spend my time talking about it. I knew it was going to be the only thing I heard all day long on Monday, but I’m not going to talk about it. Just because Jeff Reed missed two field goals and inevitably lost the game for the Brad Fetes Sports Editor Steelers doesn’t mean that it’s newsworthy. zines in which a vast majority of Why? Because ESPN will the time they were at the number spend exactly three seconds on the one spot. issue. While browsing the Internet I They have more important saw someone put 30 Seconds to things to waste my time on in the Mars at number one and The Beacrazy world of sports like college tles at number four. Upon discovand pro football video game simu- ering this I hoped Rolling Stone lations, the next installment of a dropped everything and diverted UFC match (which are being put one week of music coverage to reout faster than NOW CD’s), spond to this atrocity, but they did whether or not Brett Favre is retir- not. ing this year, and whether or not Luckily though, I was glad to anyone on the face of this planet see that in late July, ESPN wasted a really cares. week of my life to talk about how Last week, I talked about Syra- Steve Spurrier didn’t vote, forgot to cuse’s Greg Paulus, and that might vote, or mistakenly voted Tim make me a little bit of a hypocrite Tebow to the #2 QB spot in the here, seeing that I’m complaining SEC. about how ESPN keeps talking Mediocre football coach’s opinabout things that no one cares ions are apparently critical in this about anymore, but I’ve come to poll. Tebow has dominated college terms with that. football and his numbers speak for If ESPN is the “world wide themselves; 110 TD’s, 11 INT’s, and leader in sports,” sports must mean two national titles in three years. stories about arrested athletes, The week long coverage isn’t necKanye West, steroids, and the ever- essary. crucial debate about who the best It’s gotten to the point where I’d athlete in sports is. rather watch Baseball Tonight at I think Michael Phelps and Us- one in the afternoon and mindlessain Bolt are basically super-hu- ly stare at the same ambiguous left man. There is no way that a natur- fielder making the same ‘amazing’ al human should be able to move diving grab that will be made a that fast on land or through water, thousand more times this year but I hope that neither of them than wait through forty-five minever breaks a world record or utes of ESPN commentary on comes near marijuana ever again. Michael Vick’s 4-4 for 19 yard NFL Swimming the 100m butterfly in re-debut. 49.82 seconds is absolutely insane, Whenever Terrell Owens’ team but in no way does that make loses, he’s going to complain, and Michael Phelps the greatest athlete what he says won’t be important, then, now, or ever. and it doesn’t have to be covered In the same vein running a on PTI, Rome is Burning, Mike 200m in 19.19 seconds makes Us- and Mike, SportCenter, Around the ain Bolt a very fast man, but his Horn, and First and Ten. Please, and Phelps’ natural ability does ESPN, get back to what really matnot mean they can hit a 94mph ters: the sports, highlights and the fastball, score a goal on Marc-An- analysis. dré Fleury, or beat Marco Templin You can get rid of shows like at mini-golf. Sports Nation and people will still It simply makes them fast - watch, I promise. I mean, Sports very fast. A weeklong debate, or a Nation is just awful to begin with debate every time they do some- terribly awful. thing ‘amazing’ (or get hit by a car) Trust me, don’t let ESPN waste over who the better athlete is, is a any more of your time. waste of my time. Everyone who has ever both- Brad is a 6 foot 185 pound ered to listen to music basically senior history major. He agrees that The Beatles are the loves walks on the beach, dinners by candlelight, sportgreatest rock band of all time. ing events and playing guiTo confirm this I checked a tar. His favorite color is number of different music maga- blue. Scores of Interest NFL Scores New Orleans 48 – Philadelphia 22 Chicago 17 – Pittsburgh 14 Denver 27 – Cleveland 6 College Football Ohio State 38 – Toledo 0 Penn State 31 – Temple 6 Michigan 45 – Eastern Michigan 17 Notre Dame 33 – Michigan State 30 Photo by James Bonetti Making a racquet Freshman Alex Bailey prepares to serve the ball to her opponent. Bailey recently posted a perfect 6-0 record last week with 3-0 marks at No. 3 singles and No. 1 doubles. away with the title. “Making it to the PAC Championship is going to take a lot of hard work and dedication, in my opinion,” junior Jarrett Zilko said. “But our women’s tennis team is more than capable of it.” The team played against Mercy- hurst College on Tuesday, Sept. 22 at Westminster. Results were not known at the time of publication. Their next game is against Saint Vincent College on Sunday, Sept. 27 in Latrobe, PA. Page B-1 Pirates Scores 9/14 Loss – Dodgers 2-6 9/15 Loss – Dodgers 4-5 9/16 Loss – Dodgers 1-3 9/18 Win – Padres 5-1 9/19 Loss – Padres 1-2 9/20 Loss – Padres 0-4 9/21 Loss – Padres 6-11 OPINION - holcad (24”) 20060829cad YELLOW 0% 5% 5% 10% 10%20% 20% 30% 30% 40%40% 50%50% 60% 60% 70% 80% 70%90% 80%95% 90%100% 95% 100% Page B-2 MAGENTA September 25, 2009 CYAN BLACK The Holcad — Westminster College, New Wilmington, Pa. Sports Cross country teams set competitive pace Men’s and women’s teams look to St. Vincent Invitational for PAC preview By Andrew Dafler ishing with a time of 27:52. “Westminster’s course is flat, so I finished with a good time,” Hanes said. “Penn State-Behrend’s course is not as flat, yet I was still able to get the same time as I did here.” “I was really happy with my performance this year,” Hanes said. “Last year I finished over 28 [minThe men’s and women’s cross utes] at Penn State-Behrend, but country teams continued to set the this year I was able to get in the Overall, Hanes was not only pace at the Penn State-Behrend In- 27’s, so I felt really good about happy with his performance, but vitational on Saturday, Sept. 19. that.” with his teammates as well. In The men’s team placed fifth out This was the second race of the contrast to last year’s race at Penn of twelve teams with 154 points. season for the Titans, after hosting State-Behrend, he feels the team Sophomore Morgan Hanes was the Fisher Invitational on Sept. 12. improved immensely as the Titans’ the top finisher for the Titans in Hanes was the top finisher for the top five finishers all completed the the men’s eight kilometer race. He Titans in that race as well, finishing race in less than 30 minutes. finished 16th overall, producing a fifth with a time of 27:39. Com“Last year our top five were not time of 27:37. Senior Jeremiah Pat- pared to his performance at the close to that, so it’s a huge imterson was the second best runner Fisher Invitational, Hanes feels he provement,” Hanes said. for the Titans, placing 18th and fin- improved at Penn State-Behrend. On the women’s side, the Titans Sports Writer finished third out of 12 teams with 90 points. Freshman Brittany Kaltenbaugh continued her outstanding form finishing third overall with a time of 24:01 in the women’s six kilometer race. Sophomore Jennifer Krueger finished 12th with a time of 25:42. Senior Rachel Hudson took 20th, producing a time of 26:09. “I was happy with my performance and my time, but since it was only my second race I didn’t really know what to expect,” Kaltenbaugh said. “Mostly I was happy with our team because we Photo by James Bonetti took third, and all the girls had really good times. We tied Penn Staying together State-Behrend, who had beaten us Freshmen Andrew Wasil, Josh Caldwell and Sophomore Justin Jones race through the the week before, so as a team we fields to the finish. The Titan men’s team took fifth out of 12 teams with 154 points at the pulled together really well.” Behrend Invitational on Saturday, Sept. 19. While the men have been pleased with their This was also the second race of overall performance, they look to the Saint Vincent Invitational as an opportunity to get a the season for the women’s team. preview for PACs, which will be held at Saint Vincent. They’ll also have a chance to get an At the Fisher Invitational, early look at other competitors, such as Grove City, who they usually do not compete Kaltenbaugh led the way for the against until later in the season. Titans, finishing fifth with a time of 24:04. Krueger was the next best and I’m a freshman, so I wasn’t re- ran smart and we were able to been longer, I think she would finisher at 25th place, completing ally expecting it,” she said. “But have something in the tank for the have won.” I’m very happy.” finish.” the race in 26:06. The Titans travel to Saint VinThird year head coach Tim McAlthough pleased with the over- cent College on Sept. 26 to com“I placed fifth at the Fisher Invitational, but I was happier with my Neil was very pleased with his all performance of both his teams, pete in the Saint Vincent InvitaBehrend race,” Kaltenbaugh said. teams’ efforts at the Fisher Invita- McNeil hailed the performance of tional. Although early in the season, this race carries much sig“Throughout the week the coaches tional. However, even after a cou- Hanes and Kaltenbaugh. were talking about taking a ple weeks of hard practice, his “Morgan Hanes is doing a great nificance as Saint Vincent is slated smarter start, so at the end of the teams’ ability to strategically run job for us right now. He has so to host the PAC Championships on race I felt like I had more to give, impressed him. much competitive fire. He ran re- Oct. 31. This allows both teams to but the more races I compete in, “I was really pleased with the ally tough and smart” McNeil said. get a feel for the course and fellow the better I’ll feel.” performances of both our cross “He continues to get better each competition. “The Saint Vincent invitational Due to Kaltenbaugh’s stellar country teams at Behrend,” McNeil week. is a huge meet because they are performance at the Penn State- said. “Many runners had season “I was very impressed with Britpersonal records (PRs) and some also hosting the PAC ChampiBehrend Invitational, she has been Photo by James Bonetti tany's race. Being only her second named Presidents Athletic Confer- even had career PRs.. We had two college race, she could have tried onships,” Hanes said. “Also, teams Race to the finish ence Women’s Runner of the Week tough weeks of practices so many to lead from the start, but she hung like Grove City, who we usually Senior Rachel Hudson races toward the finish line. Hud- for Sept. 20. In addition, she has runners didn't have as fresh of legs back behind the lead pack for don’t see until later in the year, will son took 20th at the Behrend Invitational with a time of earned a Titan “High Five” for the that runners want when they race. about a mile and a half. Then she be there. We’ll get a feel for the The nice thing about our perfor- made a strong move and passed competition as well as the course.” 26:09. The Titan women's team placed third out of 12 same week. mance was that we ran tactically about four women. Had the race teams with 90 points. “There are a lot of good runners well. We didn't go out too fast, we PAC Athletes of Volleyball hopes to serve up the Week victories after heavy losses By Corey Kendall Sports Writer Freshman cross country runner Brittany Kaltenbaugh is this week's PAC Women's Runner of the Week. She was the top finisher at the Behrend Invitational hosted by Penn State Behrend on Saturday, Sept. 19. Out of 110 finishers, Kaltenbaugh placed third overall with a time of 24:01 The Lady Titans had another rough week as they took part in the Carnegie Mellon Crossover this past weekend and took on two opponents on Wednesday night. Hilary Newman was named PAC Women’s Tennis Player of the Week on Sept. 8. In two wins the previous week, Newman had a perfect 4-0 by going 2-0 at No. 2 singles and 2-0 at No.1 and 2 doubles with teammate Rachel Jack. The Titans beat Waynesburg 90 on Sept. 1 and Penn State Behrend 6-3 on Sept. 4. Unfortunately the Lady Titans finished the day with no wins as they fell to Case Western Reserve and Point Park with scores of 3-0 (25-21, 25-16, 25-14) and 3-0 (2513, 25-21, 25-20), respectively. In both matches, Botzum came out to lead the Titans with eight kills against Case and 12 against Point Park. Meanwhile, Szakacs handed out 24 assists in each On Friday, Sept. 18, the Lady Ti- match and Incerpi tallied 15 and tans traveled to Carnegie Mellon 18 digs against Case and Point for the Carnegie Mellon Crossover. Park, respectively. Unfortunately the Titans lost two After four straight losses, the games on the opening day of the Lady Titans jumped back into the tournament, the first being to PAC's as they played Chatham and Muskingum with a score of 3-1 Saint Vincent on Wednesday, Sept. (17-25, 25-22, 18-25, 24-26). 23. The second game was against After losing to Saint Vincent Carnegie Mellon who swept the with a score of 3-0 (27-25, 25-18, Ladies 3-0 (25-17, 25-16, 25-11). 29-27), the Lady Titans pulled out a Although the Titans didn't 3-0 win (25-14, 25-18, 25-12) come through with a win, they did against Chatham, the Chatham have some notable players. Fresh- game counting in PAC standings. man Alex Cochran had 16 kills in In the Chatham match, the Muskingum match to lead the Cochran had eight kills and four Titans. service aces to lead the Titans. Senior Sam Botzum and Ott came through with six kills sophomore Tara Ott each tacked along with 10 digs while Szakacs up nine kills while Botzum also marked down 27 assists. Incerpi had three aces. Sophomore Jessie added 11 digs to the win. Photo by James Bonetti Szakacs also had some notable After a rough week, the Lady stats as she gave 40 assists. FreshUp in the air man Tara Incerpi marked down 24 Titans are hoping to improve their Sophomore Tara Ott serves the ball with vigor against game as they travel to Bethany for digs. a three team match with Bethany Chatham. Ott contributed to the 3-0 win with six kills to acOn Saturday, Sept. 19, the Lady and Geneva. company 10 digs. Titans came back to Carnegie MelAlthough the Lady Titans lost five of the six matches, they came through where it really counts, improving their PAC record to 2-0. Senior April Scudere was named SAAC Titan Athlete of the Week after a perfect 6-0 the previous week, including 3-0 marks at No. 1 singles and No. 1 doubles, respectively. Scudere was also named PAC Women’s Tennis Player of the Week earlier in September. lon for the final day of the tournament. Inside EVEN page - holcad (24”) 20060829cad YELLOW 0% 5% 5% 10% 10%20% 20% 30% 30% 40%40% 50%50% 60% 60% 70% 80% 70%90% 80%95% 90%100% 95% 100% Page B-3 MAGENTA September 25, 2009 CYAN BLACK The Holcad — Westminster College, New Wilmington, Pa. Arts & Entertainment Comic book wars: Marvel/ Disney vs. DC Some may expect an A&E editor’s column to contain a lengthy diatribe on the most recent example of impertinence displayed by Kanye West at the VMA’s; but really, what more is there to display? This is just another tally mark on his list of knavish behavior, and despite how rude it was to Taylor Swift, it is not really going to affect the entertainment world in any big way. Instead, I would prefer to discuss a more relevant happening: the purchase of Marvel Entertainment by the cuteness juggernaut that is the Walt Disney Company in a deal that ultimately became worth about $4 billion to Marvel shareholders. Of course, not to allow themselves to be outdone, DC Comics also restructured, with the company being rechristened DC Entertainment, Inc., and with the President and Publisher Paul Levitz stepping down and replaced by Warner Bros. veteran Diane Nelson. Oh yes, in case you were unaware of the intricacies of DC/Warner relations, DC Comics had merged with Warner Bros. Stefan Schneider A&E Editor years before, and therefore went along for the ride as Warner Bros. became the titanic Time Warner Inc. One may wonder what the purchase and restructuring of two comic book giants really means to the entertainment industry as a whole; however, one must also consider that both companies, in one way or another, are involved in the production of their films. There has been something of a Golden Age of comic book movies ever since the X-Men films began being released. Since then, most of the biggest blockbusters have been comic book films, from Marvel and Sony’s Spider-man series to DC and Warner Bros. most recent re- lease, The Dark Knight. Despite some more uneven releases, the sheer volume of comic book to movie adaptations speaks to their growing importance as an entertainment medium. Marvel’s purchase by Disney leads one to wonder exactly what this will mean for the company; they’ve already had several successful film adaptations, and those that have not been so successful were rebooted to accommodate fan demands. What can Disney add to the table, then? Hopefully now all of the jokes have diminished (though I found it hilarious to consider a new Fantastic Four from Disney-Marvel, this time starring the Jonas brothers and Miley Cyrus), one can actually consider the more serious pros and cons. Disney will certainly provide Marvel with a wide variety of markets, avenues that Marvel would only be able to dream of before. Some of the more exciting news is the interest Pixar has in teaming with Marvel; given the high quality of work Pixar has turned out in the past, this could be a marvelous (forgive the pun) Photo from www.aviary.com partnership. There is a significant number of cons, however; Marvel has used third parties to get their movies off the ground, with 20th Century Fox behind the Fantastic Four series, Sony on board the Spider-man series, and Paramount with the budding and successful Iron Man franchise. Although Disney has made no attempts as of yet to hijack these franchises and produce them internally, it is difficult to imagine Disney allowing the competition to run their acquisitions for long. On the DC side of the fence, they have already proceeded in increasing their market by releasing straight-to-DVD animated releases under the label Warner Premiere, with Superman/Batman: Public Enemies and Justice League: Crisis on Two Earths forthcoming. Likewise, live-action films have been under production in a big way with the new restructuring, including Jonah Hex in 2010, and further future releases including The Green Lantern and Lobo. Clearly both corporations are working furiously, with Marvel’s already early lead getting an extra boost with the most recent purchase. Whether or not this step will help them or harm them in the long run has yet to be seen; likewise, DC’s restructuring could bring them to success or failure. Time will tell, to the benefit or detriment of movie audiences. Stefan is a senior English major, and he has just learned a terrible truth: Chancellor Palpatine is a Sith Lord! Row: another topless and Good news for Phish fans Sorority plotless film in the slasher genre By Ben Portz By Brett Gerthoffer Megan’s phone showing a picture of the bloody tire iron. Thus the A&E Staff Writer ridiculousness and typical question Sorority Row may seem like a of “who is killing us all one by typical slasher film filled with un- one?” ensues. derdressed girls, dumb character Although the editing (Elliot decisions, and poor plot develop- Greenburg) and direction (Stewart ment that ends terribly; well, that’s Hendler) are quite stylish and well because it is. This movie brought developed, the plot (or lack therenothing new or exciting to the of) and characters are not. Poor slasher genre to even be worth writing and a failed attempt at huwatching. Poor and overused fore- mor leave Sorority Row lying next shadowing, underdeveloped to Megan’s body at the bottom of themes, and convoluted subplots the mine shaft as dead as she is. render Row a jumbled mess of an- The dialogue is simple and makes noyances wrapped around not-so- the sisters of Theta Pi sound even exciting killing scenes. dumber than their character deci- A&E Writer Phish, known for picking up many of the Grateful Dead roadies, has just released a new album entitled Joy, which will indeed add “joy” to many of their fans because, of course, it’s been nearly four years since their last album. This new record incorporates everything that a Phish fan looks for: jam band anthems, catchy guitar riffs, and trippy lyrics sung by front man, Trey Anastasio. For a typical Phish fan, this album is perfect. To the non-Phish fan, the album Joy won’t have you suddenly like them, but rather, still have you confused as to why they have a following. The album opens with the song “Backwards down the Number Line.” It is essentially an anthem giving praise to their fans who have been with them throughout the beginning. It opens with a groovy, country guitar hook, and goes into Trey belting out adoration to his fans “Laughing all these many years/ We’ve pushed through hardships/ Tasted tears/ We made a promise/ One to keep/ I can still recite it in my sleep.” The next track, “Stealing Time from the Faulty Plan,” opens with a sweet Santana-esque guitar riff. The middle of the song allows the band to jam with one another, meshing perfectly, showing that they in fact have been playing for nearly twenty-five years together. Photo from www.amazon.com I’m guessing live, this song goes on for nearly ten minutes, allowing all of the Phish-heads to go nuts. And knowing a couple Phish fans myself, these songs are what they live for. The song “Sugar Shack” is a catchy reggae tune, which incorporates poppy hooks and psychedelic lyrics, making this a signature and memorable song for Phish fanatics. One of my favorite songs on the album is entitled “Kill Devil Falls.” It’s got a fast, bluesy feel with an impressive guitar solo played by Anastasio himself. This track definitely sounds like an ode to their predecessors, the Grateful Dead. It is evident that Trey echoes influ- ences of Jerry Garcia in his voice during this upbeat jam tune. The album comes to an end with a 13 minute anthem entitled “Time Turns Elastic.” This track is the quintessential Phish song. The band takes you through a journey filled with guitar distortion and memorable verses, overlapped with piano driven choruses and fast paced bass slapping. Who could want more? If you’re a fan of the jam band and have never been a fan of Phish, I suggest you buy this album. You could learn a few things. And if you really want to go all out, buy yourself a tie-dye shirt and go to one of their concerts. They’ll blow you away. A group of sisters of the Theta Pi sorority at one of the largest party schools decide it is a good idea to pull a prank on one of the sister’s cheating boyfriend. They give Garrett fake roofies to slip in his girlfriend’s drink and have his way with her. The prank evolves when she fakes a series of convulsions and an apparent death. The sisters and boyfriend take Megan to a run down mining area where they will pretend to dump her body. Garrett then proceeds to ruin the prank by driving a tire iron through her chest to “deflate her lungs” so she won’t float in the nearby lake. The sisters vow to throw Megan down a mine shaft along with the tire iron and never speak of the whole situation. The plot thickens when all the sisters receive a text message from sions. Everyone seems to think that wondering off by themselves is a good thing to do with a serial killer out for their heads. This leaves nothing to surprise when the lonely wanderer gets jumped from behind and slaughtered. Some of the intriguingly lacking dialogue holds the poor foreshadowing with lines like “if you survive the night” and “please God don't let me get killed. Please God don't let me get killed”. Row also tries to add elements of humor during times of peril like most slasher films of its genre, but fails miserably. When the ice queen leader of the sisters, Jessica (Leah Pipes), finds the transformed tire iron complete with a spear gun hook and knives instead of basic tire changing tools stuck through a kids throat, she says; “it looks like its been pimped out”. I laughed not because it was funny, but because of how stupid she sounded. Even worse than that is the multiple times she refers to Facebook to “befriend someone” or “update her status”. Honestly, if you write Facebook into the script so bluntly (or at all for that matter), you should consider improving the dialogue… immensely. The only thing that this film deserves a bit of credit for is the unique and thoughtful direction and editing. Considering the circumstances of the poor script and tasteless dialogue, the post-production elements look like gold. Dark settings and eerie ambient sounds effectively set a creepy and intense mood giving the film at least a tiny bit of scariness. Despite the great combination of the soundtrack and quick off the shoulder shots and transitions you won’t ever get scared or jump out of your seat when you’re supposed to. Sorority Row presents hardly any effective elements in scaring or entertaining the audience. You’ll quickly find yourself bored and pointing out every single dumb character decision and stupid thing one of the sisters says, which is throughout the entire film. Row brings nothing new to the slasher genre and doesn’t deserve to be associated with even mediocre “slashers”. Brett’s Rating Ben’s Rating: Love Drunk: sophomoric in more ways than one By Amanda Ehrhardt A&E Writer Boys Like Girls’ sophomore effort, Love Drunk, is a compilation of radio-friendly, mainstream tracks that if derivative and slightly asinine will nonetheless be palatable for tweeners and college girls alike. Singer Martin Johnson (lead vocals) teams with band mates John Keete (drums), Bryan Donahue (bass) and Paul Digiovanni (lead guitar) to write and perform the album’s eleven sugary-sweet songs that couldn’t reasonably be classified as anything but straightup pop. On the album’s second single “She’s Got a Boyfriend Now,” Johnson asserts, “I’ve got a rock band.” If this is rock, it’s rock with a purity ring. The album begins with “Heart Heart Heartbreak,” an upbeat, catchy and fun little ditty that is easily the best track with its goodnatured energy and appealing repetition. It’s certainly a more natural choice for a single than the album’s next track, “Love Drunk,” a song that, while infectiously catchy like its predecessor, is riddled with clichéd lyrics and an obAmanda’s Rating: noxious overextension of its main theme. Believe me, there is no one who enjoys a metaphor more than an English major, but when you move from “love drunk” to “hungover” to having “just one sip” that will “make me sick” all in the span of one chorus, it becomes more than a little excessive. The up-tempo numbers continue with “She’s Got a Boyfriend Now” and “Contagious,” offerings that are pleasant sounding but ultimately forgettable. The band slows their tempo down in the middle of the album with a series of love ballads that lack a concrete identity and seem to have been composed purely for the sake of rhythmic variety. The first of these, “Two is Better Than One,” features a duet between Kanye-stricken Taylor Swift and Johnson, and while it starts prettily and Johnson utilizes an attractive middle range that has a nice tambour, he quickly slips into whininess when Swift adds her harmonies to the chorus. In these moments, I can only think one thing, mean and catty though it may be: “Johnson sounds more like a girl than Taylor Swift.” I Photo from www.blogspot.com think I’ve reached my breaking point; there’s only so much squeaky boy singing I can tolerate. “Someone Like You” partially lifts me out of my prejudice, but as I get further along into the song the tune takes a detour that seems to be the pattern plaguing the slow tracks on this album: a nice, promising beginning that is quick- ly killed by hackneyed lyrics. The whole piece comes off like an uninspired attempt to imitate Oasis, and although Johnson’s voice shows more musicality he simply loses me when he utters, “I’m runnin’ from Jesus.” Unfortunately, I think the opposite is true. The final song on the album, “Go,” was the one slow track that satisfied me from start to finish— a simple, tuneful song that was gentle and effectively sung. If there are two songs to take from this album, “Heart Heart Heartbreak” and “Go” are my strong recommendations. Now, to be just to Boys Like Girls I will concede that the problems with Love Drunk are not entirely their fault. The primary issue that disables the album from rising above halfway decent radio pop is the fact that it’s incredibly overproduced. Listening to the tracks, it appears as if the sound mixers showed no restraint and added every bogus syncing or cheesy electronic effect they had at their disposal to all of the songs. I have no idea what degree of artistic control Boys Like Girls had over their album’s production but I’ll venture to guess that because they’re coming out of Sony it was very little. All of the effects impose a musical façade on the album that is very hard to penetrate—they are so distracting that it’s difficult to discern what kind of musicality the band members have as instrumentalists. There were tracks where I wasn’t even aware that any guitar work was involved. Again, though, this seems to be the fault of the production company; if Boys Like Girls were allowed to just be a band rather than a tightly-packaged, money-making machine for the masses I think they would have the potential to be a fun and interesting group. There are suggestions of musical intelligence that would have more room to develop if released from such tight restraints. Johnson writes or co-writes all of the songs on the album, and he incorporates a driving motif throughout most of the tracks that adds a sensible cohesion to the album. Also, from what I could tell, Keete sounds like a pretty adept drummer. While Love Drunk sacrifices complexity and irreverence for an accessible sound for the masses, the music is catchy, upbeat, and ultimately, fun. Not all music requires meditation or body-slamming to be enjoyed—a casual side-to-side head motion and a slight hip-shaking will suffice for Boys Like Girls. Although it begs for more of the raucous griminess that makes real rock music so good, it is a perfectly legitimate example of mainstream pop music. Inside EVEN page - holcad (24”) 20060829cad YELLOW 0% 5% 5% 10% 10%20% 20% 30% 30% 40%40% 50%50% 60% 60% 70% 80% 70%90% 80%95% 90%100% 95% 100% Page B-4 MAGENTA September 25, 2009 CYAN BLACK The Holcad — Westminster College, New Wilmington, Pa. Arts & Entertainment From Afar is far from ordinary By Brendan Moulton A&E Writer Ensiferum’s From Afar is a solid folk metal album, but brings enough to the table to entice listeners new to the genre. From Afar is the fourth studio album of the Finnish band, whose members fit into the category of long-haired head-bangers who aren’t as good looking as the musicians that America loves, yet are utterly passionate about their music. They have recently toured the U.S. as part of Pagan Fest 2008 and also supported Amon Amarth during their Twilight of the Thunder God tour. The first two words that come to mind when listening to the album are “epic” and “bombastic.” For the most part the songs flow together very well and the choruses are catchy enough to make anyone want to sing along. The CD is composed of nine songs and its real strength lies in three of the longest tracks. The two longest songs, collectively a two part epic called “Heathen Throne,” are easily the best songs on the album. Both songs are more than 10 minutes long and move through a wide range of epic guitar riffs, moving folk melodies and combinations of the two, which is what the genre’s all about. Furthermore, both songs have excellent harsh and clean vocals provided by lead singer Petri Lindroos and Markus Tiovonen, respectively. As far as weaknesses go, the album does have a few. First is the most common complaint the majority of bands get when they release a new CD, that is, it doesn’t sound like their other albums. Arguably, any good band that has members that are learning and developing as musicians will change quite a bit between their first debut and their fourth album. The problem is the direction From Afar is taking leads Ensiferum to sound a lot like a corny power metal band with clichéd lyrics and uninspired music, very much like Dragonforce. Granted, the lyrics are still excellent and the music is very original. However, the amount of epic in the album seems to be forced and way over the top at times. The CD opens with an acoustic folk melody intro, but the second song slaps the listener in the face with a blast beat from the drums, soaring keyboards and a scream from the lead singer. Also, something about the album suggests that the band had too many ideas about what they wanted it to sound like. The second to last song, “Tumman Virran Taa,” is a chant in Finnish without any instrumental backup. It sounds like it could be straight from the Kalevala or Beowulf spoken in its original language. It also sounds awesome; however, it’s discordant from the rest of the album, which is entirely in English with all of the lyrics accompanied by instruments. Overall, From Afar gets three stars out of five, mostly because it made me want to ride into battle with my nonexistent Viking ances- Photo from www.bestrockpics.com tors. The album does have a few very good songs that capture the unique blend of European folk melodies and heavy metal that created the genre called folk metal. However, it is not very cohesive as may also worry fans of the band, an entire work, and the cheesiness making From Afar average, but far of much of the album would tend from ordinary. to discourage listeners who want music they can listen to for years. It Brendan’s Rating: Hilarious with a chance of awesome By Ryan Sargent A&E Writer Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs may not have been at the top of every student’s must-see list this past weekend, but it definitely deserves priority. While based on a children’s book, the film’s writing is smart, funny and mature. Along with a stellar voice cast and its topof-the-line animation, Cloudy very well could be this season’s Happy Feet or Finding Nemo. Cloudy’s protagonist, Flint Lockwood (Bill Hader), is a mad scientist of sorts, but a good-hearted mad scientist. After being madefun of throughout his childhood for being a nerd, Flint sets out to create an invention that will bring life back to the island town of Swallow Falls, whose economy has suffered greatly in recent years. After building a machine that turns water into food and accidentally blasting it into the stratosphere, the machine begins sucking up clouds and showering the island with food, restoring the town’s economy. Flint makes it big when he interviews with Sam Sparks (Anna Farris), a television meteorologist with her own nerd issues. Having seemingly solved the economic problem, Flint still longs for the approval of his distant father, however, and is left to question whether his invention will really save the town for good. While the plot may seem simplistic, there are sub-plots running throughout that add depth and maturity. As previously mentioned, Ryan’s Rating: Photo from www.thecia.com.au Flint’s father, Tim (James Caan), disapproves of Flint’s love for science and inventions, and urges Flint to give up his imagination and take over the family bait-andtackle business. Mayor Shelbourne (Bruce Campbell) has his own plans for Flint’s food-weather machine, Sam and Flint’s relationship is explored further and even sidecharacters like Officer Earl Devereaux (Mr. T) get their own time in the spotlight, with Officer Devereaux’s relationship with his son running as a parallel to the relationship between Flint and Tim. The film’s writing em- phasizes these themes through a great deal of comedy, which is executed with wonderful timing and creativity. Flint’s sidekick Steve the Monkey (Neil Patrick Harris) is a constant source of hilarity, as Flint has created a monkey-thoughttranslator that Steve wears, allowing him to communicate his insatiable want for gummy bears or other food. Some of Flint’s other inventions make appearances, including spray-on shoes and hair de-balder. Tim’s reserved manner and inability to understand Flint’s technology also comes into play, as well as the corpulence of the Mayor. Officer Devereaux gets his own share of the comedy, and very well might be one of the best animated characters in recent history. Even through the comedy, Cloudy never loses sight of its themes, allowing for moments that are emotionally serious and heartwarming. Being a family movie, the film would be at fault to not include these moments, but unlike so many other computer generated movies being produced, Cloudy takes itself seriously enough to not heavy-hand the message to the audience. To my surprise, the film doesn’t let any plot-threads dangle either; all of the stories, even the smaller side-character stories, are wrapped up by the end of the movie. While this was one of the strengths of the film, one of the side-plots felt a little unnecessary, but it did come through with a decent bit of comedy in the end. The animation in Cloudy is stellar. While cartoony, I wasn’t really expecting the level of detail that the animators put into the little extras of the film that really make it shine. The food raining from the sky looks realistic. Another little extra that made my day, and is far too overlooked in almost any other film, is that Flint’s computer screens were actually running normal-looking operating systems. It’s a nit-pick, and not necessarily important to the film, but after seeing a million other movies portray computer operating systems as some magical, flying-throughspace-screensaver-interface, it’s nice to see someone actually try for once. A side note about the animation: Cloudy was also released in 3D, with some theaters having separate screens for 3D and 2D showings. I attended a 2D showing and was blown away; I would gladly pay the full price of admission again and the extra dollar for a pair of 3D glasses to see all of that food flying at me. While some may write off Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs as yet another kiddy-cartoon movie, the film contains something for everyone. Of course, the little kids in the audience I sat with were pleased, but so were their parents and myself, so it’s safe to say that this film covers the gamut of demographics; Cloudy is smart, funny, and overall a good time. If you find yourself in a quandary about whether to see the latest Hollywood strumpet run through the same lame horror plot again or to see Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs, definitely put on your rain boots and go to the theater with a hungry appetite because Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs is much more filling. Jennifer’s Body: not much to see Photo from www.themoviedb.com By Max Muska A&E Writer If you’re a Juno fan like me, you were probably excited to find out that writer Diablo Cody had another movie coming out, and if you’re a horror fan as well, you may have been worried that Cody would Max’s Rating: have trouble making the switch from comedy to horror. Jennifer’s Body is considered “dark comedy,” but fails to deliver on both fronts. The dialogue is too Juno-esque to fit the darker theme and the horror is all cliché. The story centers on two best friends named Jennifer (Megan Fox) and Anita or “Needy” (Amanda Seyfried) who are complete opposites; Jennifer is a cheerleader and Needy is a total geek (kind of like that Taylor Swift song). Jennifer drags Needy around everywhere she goes, causing some trouble with Needy’s boyfriend (Johnny Simmons). Jennifer wants to score with some rock stars from the city, so the two head to the only bar in town to see indie band Low Shoulder. Unbeknownst to the girls, the wannabe rock stars happen to be satanic and are looking for a virgin to sacrifice in order to gain favor with Satan, catapulting their ca- reers skyward. To make a long story short, Jennifer isn’t a virgin and the ritual goes horribly wrong. The band still gets their fame, but a demon inhabits Jennifer’s body. She proceeds to feed on the local boys for nourishment, using her “assets” to seduce them. But best friends don’t keep secrets, so Jennifer tells Needy the situation. Given this knowledge, Needy goes to the occult section of the school library (what high school has an occult section?) and makes plans to end Jennifer’s feeding frenzy. I must say that I had fun watching this film: definitely a popcorn flick. But I think Diablo Cody gets her teen lingo from the early nineties. Unless, I’m way behind the times (which is possible; I’ve been out of high school for five years), high school students don’t talk like this. The dialogue was reminiscent of the plastics from Mean Girls, which doesn’t translate well into a horror setting. Also, I’m pretty sure this plot outline has been used and overused many times before. There’s nothing original about rock stars selling their souls to the devil for fame, and the same goes for a dead teenager coming back to wreak havoc (Sorority Row uses a similar concept). The best part of the film is the soundtrack. I must admit that Low Shoulder’s “Through the Trees,” which becomes the unofficial theme song for the tormented town, is a great indie rock song. The mix of indie rock, metal, and goth rock music throughout the film fits the story and mood well and gave my ears a much needed break from Megan Fox’s annoying voice a few times. I think Diablo Cody should stick to comedy films in the future. Horror with Juno-style dialogue just doesn’t work. If you want to see a film that succeeds everywhere this one failed, I’d suggest last summer’s Drag Me to Hell. Back of Section A - holcad (24”) 20060829cad YELLOW 0% 5% 5% 10% 10%20% 20% 30% 30% 40%40% 50%50% 60% 60% 70% 80% 70%90% 80%95% 90%100% 95% 100% Page B-5 September 25, 2009 MAGENTA CYAN BLACK The Holcad — Westminster College, New Wilmington, Pa. Features Fighting off the freshmen fifteen Question of the Week Chocolate chip cookie vs. chocolate chip granola bar. Hamburger and French fries vs. grilled chicken salad. These are just two examples of choices that we are faced with everyday when waiting in line for food. The choice is completely yours, and only you can prevent the freshman fifteen from becoming an added stress in your life. We have all heard the rumors about the freshman fifteen. It’s that terrifying belief that most students who go to college end up gaining fifteen pounds during their freshman year. While that may seem like a scary concept, it doesn’t hold true for everyone, and it doesn’t have to happen to you. The college life is a life full of temptations. The second mom and dad drive away is the second you are officially on your own. All of a sudden no one is there to watch over you and make sure that you eat right or exercise daily. It’s up to you to eat what you want, and whenever you want. You can have ice cream for breakfast, pile on the portions at the Tub or the cafeteria for dinner, and have all the salty and sugary sweets that you desire for late snacks. The choice is up to you, and while eating healthy may seem easier said than done, it is possible to eat right and eat well while at college. Contrary to what most people Katie Ellison Features Editor believe, the average freshman does not gain fifteen pounds during their first year of college. According to kidshealth.org, that number is just a myth, and most students only gain three to ten pounds in their first two years of school. Keep in mind that this is an average, so some students will gain more than five pounds while others may lose weight. In order to avoid gaining weight there are several things that students in general should pay attention to. One of the biggest temptations in college is having an all-you-caneat buffet. Oftentimes there is soup, salad, pizza, burgers, fries, and having too much of this stuff too often can be very damaging to a person’s health. The trick is moderation. Learning how not to overeat is one way that students can avoid putting on the pounds during their first year of college. Another bad habit that students get into is eating late at night. We all have those late night study ses- sions where we have so much to do and so little time, and often times we count on fatty foods and caffeinated products to give us the fuel that we need. This leads us to eating and drinking things that are bad for us such as chips, cookies, candy and pop. What we sometimes don’t realize is that the calories that are in these products are hard to break down late at night because our body has no time to metabolize them. Therefore, the chance of gaining weight is highly increased. The last thing that students should avoid is lack of exercise. When you eat high calorie foods it’s so important that you can compensate for them in some way. A great way to maintain your weight and make up for all of the overeating or snacking is by exercising a couple times a week. We are lucky enough to have two great workout facilities on campus, and we should all try and take advantage of them so that we can stay healthy and stay fit. Not to mention that the school is also offering Zumba sessions which started on Sept. 14 and will continue through Oct. 10. The sessions are one hour long and cost ten dollars each. Zumba is an exercise program that combines body-sculpting movements with dance steps. It’s a fun and easy way to get involved and get in shape. According to newsweek.com, “Going away to college makes all students vulnerable to weight gain and disordered eating, often at the same time.” This is because the move from high school to college is a dramatic one, and the stress of it can trigger overeating. Students, myself included, sometimes eat in response to stress, anxiety, sadness or even homesickness. Eating comfort foods can temporarily relieve some of those feelings and be emotionally satisfying. However, eating unhealthily will not solve your problems, and often times it only leads to you feeling worse about yourself and the situation that you’re in. Luckily, there is a solution. There are simple common sense things that you can do each and every day to help manage your weight and stay on track. Things like not eating when you’re stressed out, keeping healthy nutritious snacks in your dorm room and eating at regular times without skipping meals can all make a huge impact on your weight now and your overall health in the future. Best of luck to all of you freshmen in fighting the freshman fifteen and everyone else in staying fit and fabulous. Katie is a sophomore English major and secondary education and writing minor. The Holcad staff does not think she dresses like a grandma. What food do you want to see more of in the TUB? Sophomores Emily Domasky, Genevieve Sieckowski and junior Atalie Hayes Freshmen Kaitlyn Cerilli, Courtney Crown, Hannah Paczkowski, Sammi Garrity, Nick Dalessio, Greg Zivkovich and Leigha Zengaro Want to see your crib featured in The Holcad? If you and your roommates are interested in being featured in WC Cribs, contact Features Editor, Katie Ellison,at ellisoks@westminster. edu. Seniors Jordan Borris, Katie Skemp and junior Brandon Anewalt Please e-mail Katie only if all of your roommates agree to participate and are willing to all be there for the photos. Sophomores Ben Gandolfi and Paige Vella WC Cribs Katie takes a hike to Eich. Sophomores Jordan Zabo, Josh Bradley, Andy Giallonardo, and Frank Lehmen are the exception to the common misconception that boys are complete pigs. Suprisingly enough, their room was incredibly clean and organized. I would even go so far as to say that it was tidier than most girls dorms that I have been in, and that is really something to be proud of. Things to Do This Weekend: Friday: SGA Day 11:40 a.m. Biology Seminar in Phillip’s Lecture Hall 11:40 a.m. Open Door Reflection in the Chapel with Claudia Brown 8:00 p.m. Movie in Mueller: My Sister’s Keeper 10:30 p.m. Movie in Mueller: Public Enemies Saturday: 1:00 p.m. 1:30 p.m. 2:00 p.m. 3:00 p.m. 4:00 p.m. 7:00 p.m. 7:00 p.m. 8:00 p.m. 10:30 p.m. The guys have a wide range of posters and advertisements hung throughout the room. They moved their desks into their closets so that there could be more floor space for various activities. Volleyball vs. Geneva at Bethany Football vs. Thomas More Men’s Soccer vs. Baldwin-Wallace Volleyball at Bethany Women’s Soccer vs. Baldwin-Wallace Mass in the Chapel Phi Tau Phest begins Movie in Mueller: Public Enemies Movie in Mueller: My Sister’s Keeper Sunday 1:00 p.m. Women’s Tennis at St. Vincent 3:00 p.m. Kappa Delta’s Ice Cream Social in Berlin Lounge 3:00 p.m. Movie in Mueller: My Sister’s Keeper 5:00 p.m. Worship Praise Team in the Chapel 7:00 p.m. Open Door Worship in the Chapel 8:00 p.m. Alpha Phi Omega meeting in Patterson 311 10:30 p.m. Movie in Mueller: Public Enemies Back of Section A - holcad (24”) 20060829cad YELLOW 0% 5% 5% 10% 10%20% 20% 30% 30% 40%40% 50%50% 60% 60% 70% 80% 70%90% 80%95% 90%100% 95% 100% Page B-6 September 25, 2009 MAGENTA CYAN BLACK The Holcad — Westminster College, New Wilmington, Pa. London Exchange students share their stories Sarah sends salutations from Seville Retracing steps in Oxford By Sarah Byerly Staff Writer Hola amigos! Greetings from Sevilla, Spain! I write to you from the cultural heart of Andalusia. From its narrow streets that lead to elegant cathedrals and universities, to its plazas and gypsies who claim to tell your fortune, Sevilla is a vi- singing in the night as well as the smells of fresh empanadas or gazpacho in nearby tapas bars. Because Sevilla is located in the southern portion of Spain, there is an abundance of Moorish influence in the city’s architecture and style. La Giralda is probably one of the best examples of this impact through its artistic designs and Contributed Photo teracting with the local Spaniards. International students (mostly Americans) spend the night conversing in Spanish with one of the locals at a club or tapas bar. If you are a language major and will be studying abroad in the spring or upcoming year, I recommend any activities that allow you to fully immerse yourself in the culture of your chosen city. Your conversation and listening skills will improve when you only think, hear and ultimately speak the language of your new “home.” While I have yet to see a bull fight or soccer game, one can still enjoy the streets of Sevilla or even spend the day at the beach. I recommend Cádiz; it is a 2 hour train ride from Sevilla and costs 20 Euros round trip. One can relax and spend the day swimming in the ocean or simply explore the city and what it has to offer. If you are on a budget like me while studying abroad, save your money for trips to different cities and possibly countries. Much of your learning and ‘growing up’ will come from outside travelling, conversing with the locals and making connections with the historical buildings and museums you study about in textbooks. Though it has only been my second week in Spain, here are some tips for those of you interested in studying abroad: get involved—participate in activities that are planned by your advisors, practice your language with others (members of your home stay, professors, etc.), be aware of your surroundings: you will probably get lost but will still manage to find your way back home and most importantly: enjoy yourself. Travelling to different cities and making your way through a foreign country is what makes you globally aware and attentive to this world and its people. Contributed Photo Sarah K. visited Christ Church College where the young girl who inspired Alice’s Adventures in Wonderland visited her uncle, who was once the college’s dean. By Sarah Kehr Staff Writer It’s 8:20 am, the time your coach bus is supposed to depart for the two-hour journey to Oxford, and brant, welcoming city for all travel- geometric artwork that is so prevayou have no idea where to find it. ers. lent with the Moors. While travelSweat starts to surface on your Having spent my first week in ling abroad, it is always interesting brow, the man giving you direcMadrid, which hosts some of the to see traces of outside influences tions suddenly doesn’t make any most beautiful museums and in a particular region and how it sense, and you’ve been up and palaces, from el Prado to el Escori- impacts the city’s beliefs, ideas and down the street in every direction. al and el Palacio Real, one can also way of life. You are lost and late. find a certain peace and tranquility I currently live in the region of Seven WC students, myself inwhile walking through ‘la ruta de Nervion, which is a 35-40 minute cluded, experienced this phenomeDon Quijote’ and admiring the walk to my school (one way). non on the morning of Friday windmills in Castilla-la Mancha. Classes are five days a week since Sept. 11, 2009. What was supposed Sevilla, however, is a city that they are intensive Spanish courses. to be a relaxing day-trip to Oxford, radiates beauty both day and Beginning September 28, however, England, turned into a scavenger night. Whether climbing to the school days here are generally hunt for the right departing coach 34th floor of la Giralda that over- Mondays-Thursdays at la Universibus. sees the city or taking an evening dad de Sevilla, leaving the weekWe sprinted up and down the stroll past la Catedral, there is an ends free for travel if you choose. London streets until finally a man attractive quality about Sevilla that Each day there are various acgave us accurate information. By is evident through its churches, tivities and programs students can the time we found the correct bus plazas, restaurants and people. participate in—from “Salir con Escompany and departure sight, we The city also expresses its cul- pañoles” to bull fights, soccer had missed our scheduled bus ture through the distant sounds of games or excursions to different with a reservation for seven seats. fans at a ‘partido de fútbol’ (soccer cities. “Salir con Españoles” are inLuckily, all was not lost. The drigame) or a group of Spaniards teresting and good practice for inver of the second bus scheduled to depart for Oxford kindly checked our confirmation number. He must have felt charitable, or all seven of us looked pathetic, for he finally stated, “You know you’re supposed to pay for the second trip, right?” before pointing to the red double-decker bus and telling us to climb aboard. Finally we were Oxford bound. The group had no map, no plans, and no idea what to do once we arrived at Gloucester Green Coach Station. An executive decision was made regarding most of the group’s physical state at that point: find the first restaurant and wait for our friend who managed to miss not only the first bus, but the second as well, due to an alarm clock mishap. A short distance away from the Contributed Photo station a lovely free house called Sarah B. confessed to wanting to charge the windmills in Castilla-la Mancha after walking The Four Candles served an early through ‘la ruta de Don Quijote.’ lunch. After a round of fish and Sarah B. marvels at the intricate architecture of la Catedral. chips and barbeque chicken melts, we were ready to embark on our exploration. Since there was no plan of attack for the day, we roamed through the tranquil streets under a blue sky full of white, puffy clouds. We attempted to find the real Oxford University, but it’s not as easy as it sounds. In fact, Oxford is made up of more than one college. One of my goals for the day was to find the Christ Church College where Lewis Carroll met the dean’s daughter who became the main character in Alice’s Adventures in Wonderland (I am an English major after all). We finally found the Christ Church campus, and it was absolutely beautiful. All of the architecture was so intricate. Purple ivy grew up the middle of one of the buildings and green grass was evident in every direction. A sign regarding Lewis Carroll and Alice’s Adventures in Wonderland confirmed my mission was accomplished, and we strolled along the football fields into an alleyway heading toward town. Our second mission of the trip was to ride punting boats, as recommended to us by several of the former Westminster in Oxford students. A short walk later we found a punting boat dock and a guided tour for a relatively good price, though only four of the seven could go for the ride. A punting boat is almost like a gondola in Venice, where the driver (or “punter”) stands on the back with a long stick easing the boat along the river. The “punter” for our boat was a polite chap named Will. He sensed our lack of knowledge about punting remarking “I’m guessing ‘punting’ where you come from has to do with a football.” He explained about the activity and even taught us how to “punt” using the long stick to push and steer. As Will eased the boat along the river and told us about the ball he was going to that night thrown by Prince William and Prince Harry, I was faced with the most beautiful scene of the trip thus far. Lush green trees formed a scenic background as people napped or sat along the banks eating or chatting. Ducks swam alongside the boat and birds flew amidst the college tower lined horizon. Will described Oxford as “sleepy,” but, in addition to its sleepiness, it is a relaxing and studious atmosphere. After becoming almost too relaxed, we docked and rejoined the group. We walked toward the Eagle and Child pub (another recommended site by former WC students) for dinner. The Eagle and Child not only has great food, but an interesting background: C.S. Lewis and J.R.R. Tolkien used to meet and engage in writer’s talk with a group known as the “Inklings.” Two hours after arriving we were still there laughing and telling stories until it was time to find the Gloucester Green Station once more (well in advance of our departure time, just in case). With one wrong turn and a friendly fellow to point us back in the right direction, we made it to the departure site with time to spare. Oxford was left behind and the fast paced London was our final destination. It’s funny to think that our destinations were reversed for the group that traveled to England only two years ago. While visiting Oxford our group tried to put the past group’s shoes on and envision what they did on a daily basis. This was difficult, for everyone’s experience is so radically different. There are highs and lows either way you look at it, but really, we’re here— and that’s all that matters. Getting around London: oysters, the Tube and double-deckers By Katelyn Livingston Staff Writer Contributed Photo Going a day without using an Oyster Card while studying in London is like going a day without using a Titan Card. Only, an Oyster Card can’t buy a mashed potato bowl, or get you entry into a party. It doesn’t even have your embarrassing picture on it that you’re mom sent in. An Oyster Card provides transportation around London, the third largest cosmopolitan city in the world. The 30 students studying abroad in London for the semester have forgotten about rolling out of bed at 9a.m. for their 9:20 classes. To make it to class on time, London students studying through the CAPA International Education program have to allow an hour of commute, and Oyster Cards are an absolute must. “I usually try to leave around an hour and fifteen minutes before I have to be somewhere,” junior Emily Winn said. “You never know if you’re going to have to wait for the bus or how long the Tube will take. Everything varies day by day so it’s good to allow some cushion time.” Upon arrival in London on Thurs., Sept. 3, Oyster Cards were the first things handed out while being transported from the airport. The actual Oyster Card itself looks similar to a blue credit card and is swiped over a censor screen on infamous red double-decker buses and inside of every Tube station. Students were given unlimited access on their Oyster Cards to a large geographical area of London for the semester from the CAPA program. Typical commutes to school every day consist of a five to ten minute walk to a bus stop, followed by a fifteen minute bus ride to the nearest Tube station, then around a half hour ride on the Tube. Some students are lucky enough to eliminate riding the bus and instead can walk to a Tube station, but regardless the long walk to the townhouses or Hillside from the TUB compares to a Sunday stroll for London students. Add to that a large book bag or tote filled with textbooks and laptops necessary for the Internet cluster courses, and you’ve got 30 students in need of a chiropractor. “We do so much walking here,” sophomore Danielle Ulrich said. “To get to school I walk five minutes to a Tube station then take a half hour long Tube ride and walk about 10 minutes from my stop to the CAPA building. With all of my books and everything, it definitely can be a painful experience.” Oyster Cards may be the safest form of transportation for students, though. Driving and sitting on the opposite sides are sure to provide much confusion and London streets are more bustling than calm and quiet Market Street. Driving along Market Street also does not lead students to sights such as Big Ben, or Buckingham Palace. Oyster cards, however, do not disappoint in that depart- Contributed Photo Now that they’re Londoners, our exchange students enjoy cruising on double-deckers. ment. A few swipes of an Oyster Card, and the pictures of you standing in front of Tower Bridge, Globe Theatre, Hyde Park, houses of Parliament, or the London Eye can be uploaded to Facebook in a day’s time. The use of Oyster Cards and public transportation is only one of many adjustments students have faced while swimming in the cultural pool of London, but it definitely is one of the biggest adaptations. Oyster cards, double-deckers, and Tube subway rides are immensely different from walking and Happy Bus rides on the weekends. “It’s been an adjustment getting used to public transportation, but it is all part of the experience and definitely provides some great people watching,” junior Sara Reis said.