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P y n en P Las s s e r , NV as Veg u Vol 2 me Nu er mb 36 005 JUN ,2 E2 What's Wrong With This Picture? Commentary: Peggy Tartaro THE PENNY PRESS, JUNE 2, 2005 PAGE 2 The People Are Bigger “I am big, it’s the pictures that got small.” In our new 24/7 news world, Gloria Swanson’s famous line from Billy Wilder’s “Sunset Boulevard” takes on a new meaning. “News” by definition is important, sometimes urgent, and worthy of discussion and analysis. But the way things work now, with so many pictures (and their attendant pundits and analysts) available, so often and in such infinite variety, that they become small by the countless acts of repetition. In the first half of 2005, there were some genuinely important news stories, ones that will impact a lot of people’s lives, in a lot of years to come. But because they come so fast and furious, it’s hard to get a handle on which are lasting and which just lend themselves to the way media (and media consumers) operate now. People get small and stories get big, but in an unwieldy, inflated way, that somehow seems to untether them from reality. Cynics who think the general media foists sensational stories on the public because “that’s what they want to see,” are forced to reassess that position when more genuine stories come along, and media consumers gladly give up sensation for substance. This April’s “Trial of the Century,” the Michael Jackson case, was pushed off the front pages and openings of newscasts by the death of John Paul II. (March’s “Trial of the Century,” the Robert Blake murder case, was all but preempted by the Terri Schiavo story). To be sure, the wall-to-wall coverage of even important stories can get downright weird at times, as news outlets struggle to get an unusual or unique angle. I was struck by the bizarreness of one of the cable networks showing an old still photograph of the Pope holding a koala bear-a quarter century as spiritual leader to half a billion people, and the cute animal shot still gets a prime place. So, there is genuine news out there, but you have to be willing to look for it. In a Google World, that’s easier than it used to be, but it’s frustrating, when some stories seem logjammed in some creepy loop of divorced princes, fallen pop stars and failed American Idols. The Schiavo matter, and even the death of the Pope, ignited genuine discussion among folks-people who are never going to be television talking heads, but people who are capable of interest and concern in matters larger than themselves. The discussion that takes place on the op-ed pages can be useful, just as the opinions expressed by the legions of television talking heads can, but the ones that really count are those that happen without the cameras, tape recorders or notepads handy. Instead of worrying that the news from a particular outlet is “slanted” or “biased,” it would be a lot more useful if people started worrying if those outlets were their only source of news and opinion. I was actually rather heartened to be discussing Schiavo during a trip to the hairdresser’s and at a break in a Scrabble tournament. Over the years I have had stimulating discussions in airplane seats, on living room couches and at restaurant tables. Did I agree with everything I heard? Of course not. But the fact that people can take the time and effort to express themselves to other people without worrying about their close-ups is a very good thing. Often we “just plain folks” have the luxury of much more nuanced opinions than those straining to get their comment in before the host cuts them off at the requsite eight seconds. I’m often in the position of talking to non-gunowners about guns and try to remember to change hats from “Editor” to “Citizen” and from “Expert” to “Acquaintance.” People are much more willing to listen with an open mind that way. You can be opinionated and passionate without being a bully and a bore. Because we’re so used to watching “discussion” in the form of verbal bear-baiting, we often fall into that default mode, and usually end up alienating our audience. When big pictures and big stories come up, it’s worth remembering that it’s always the people who are bigger. PEGGY TARTARO Peggy Tartaro is the Executive Editor of Women and Guns Magazine www.choateweinbergreport.com www.pennypresslv.com Penny Press Logotype Pointedlymad licensed from: Rich Gast Credits: Publisher and Editor: Fred Weinberg Circulation: Charlotte Weinberg The Penny Press is published weekly by 5010 Productions, Inc. All Contents © Penny Press 2005 Contributing Editors: George Harris Al Thomas Doug French Bill Here Dolores Lonergan Pat Choate Joyce Meyer Bob Jennings Letters to the Editor are encouraged. They should be sent to our offices at 418 1/2 S. Maryland Parkway, Las Vegas 89101. They can also be emailed to: pennypress@mailblocks.com No unsigned or unverifiable letters will be printed. 702-740-5588 Fax: 702-920-8215 Penny Press LAS VEGAS, NEVADA 16 PAGES VOLUME 2 NUMBER 36 JUNE 2, 2005 That's The News And We're Outta Here By FRED WEINBERG Publisher Maybe it’s just the official beginning of the summertime blues or maybe it’s just that children have Media Analysis taken over the decision making in the local media, but a cruise through the local stories on June 1, 2005 would surely make it seem to most adults that Las Vegas is a little nuts. The story which graces our front cover is a scene from Mt. Charleston which most local TV viewers have seen. What nobody has reported is that this little waterfall came as a gift at your expense from the same county government which brought you—or not, so far—the new Justice Center. Last summer, the Clark County Public Works department spent a so-far undisclosed but probably significant sum of money paving a fork in the road which turns into the Rainbow subdivision from Kyle Canyon Road. In most cases, basic engineering dictates that when you run a road over a dry creek bed, you put a culvert under the road so the when the creek fills up, the water goes under the road. Public Works spokesman Bobby Shelton said that the contractor paved over the road because it was already there doing something else and a culvert was not included in the scope of the work. That sort of thoughtfulness resulted in the effect which appears The Conservative Weekly Voice Of Las Vegas Inside: Bye Bye Arthur Anderson See Editorial Page 6 on our front cover. Now that waterfall might be pretty, but when the creek dries up again, we’re willing to bet that the county will find it necessary to spend far more than the $100 a foot that a county source told us culvert would have cost. Has anybody bothered to report that fact? Nope. And nobody has also bothered to mention in their “flood reporting” that dry creek beds are there for a reason and when you try and alter them you get flooding. True, the county-produced waterfall is just a minor screwing of the taxpayers compared to the Justice Center and the airport land swaps. But regular readers of this newspaper know that the public works director himself, Martin Manning, Penny Wisdom Trying to determine what is going on in the world by reading newspapers is like trying to tell the time by watching the second hand of a clock. —Ben Hecht found the time a year and a half ago to intervene in a Mt. Charleston neighborhood dispute (Homeowner Hardball, October 16, 2003) and single out one resident for no particular reason. It’s too bad that while he was doing that, he wasn’t looking at the work that his crews were preparing to do within a mile. On the front page of Tuesday’s Review Journal is the truly remarkable story of a defense attorney complaining that illegal aliens who commit felonies get prison recommendations more often than legal resident felons for the same crime. They—both the RJ reporter and the attorneys—just seemed to assume that illegal aliens have the same rights under our laws that citizens and legal residents have. Nobody in the entire article sug- PAT CHOATE FRED WEINBERG DOUG FRENCH BILLHERE AL THOMAS DIANE GRASSI JOYCE MEYER BULLRING RESULTS PET OF THE WEEK Continued on page4 PAGE 5 PAGE 6 PAGE 7 PAGE 8 PAGE 10 PAGE 11 PAGE 12 PAGE 13 PAGE 15 Film At Eleven... Continued from page 3 gested that entering this country illegally AND committing a felony combined SHOULD net you prison time—right before we deport you. They call them illegal aliens not because they come from Area 51 but because they snuck into the country—get this—illegally! When you then go any commit another crime on top of that and have your attorney (who was paid for by guess who?) complain that you’re getting prison time where a legal resident might get probation seems awfully disingenuous, doesn’t it? And the failure of the RJ to somehow balance its story by at least quoting some sane legal source who said so is equally disingenuous. Then there’s the ongoing dispute in the State Legislature about how to give back $300-million of the money they stole from us in 2003. These guys are all worried about whether or not we’ll have to pay taxes on the money. The Gov wants to give us back a check for up to $300 of each car we registered last year. Senator Bob Beers (who’s a CPA by profession) points out quite rightly that if they just give us a voucher for up to $300 next year that completely avoids any tax consequences and saves the state the costs of writing all those checks. Of course, the Gov wants to be remembered as the guy who first stole the money and then gave it back and that works better when there’s a check involved. And the Democrats want to give back $150 to everyone with a driver’s license because many of the poor people they say they represent don’t pay our overblown highway robbery registration fees. And the media reports all of this with a straight face because many of the reporters doing the stories haven’t been here long enough to register a car. And then there’s the story of Gallagher slapping a patron of his show in Laughlin. He says it was part of his act. The guy he slapped filed a report with Metro. Gallagher is no longer performing at that hotel in Laughlin. The school administration admits that they have a “public relations problem” in first buying a building with an executive suite that has a half a million dollars in furnishings, fixtures and art and then telling the media they couldn’t see it until yesterday. And, finally, in the cavalcade of local news on June 1, 2005, Ivana Trump has announced she’s building a condo tower larger than her ex husband’s project across the street. Like they used to say, film at eleven. THE PENNY PRESS, JUNE 2, 2005 PAGE 5 Commentary: Pat Choate CIA’s private air fleet of 26 planes is being used to haul foreign prisoners to places such as Libya and Syria where local thugs torture them in ways long out outlawed in the U.S. To top all this off, the President proclaimed in his news conference A year ago, pictures of American that charges of U.S. torture made by troops humiliating naked Iraqi pris- Amnesty International are “absurd.” oners dominated global news. Now, Well, though the President denies the ACLU promises to release addi- it, the U.S. is torturing prisoners and tional pictures and videos, secured apparently doing it on a grand scale. from the Department of Defense What is “absurd” is the U.S. is actthrough Freedom of Information ing as the Russians and Chinese do requests that will picture even worse – beating worthless confessions out abuses including prisoners being of people. raped. Simply put, this is wrong. It As a run-up to the big story, The makes a mockery of our claims New York Times Tuesday edition that we are exporting freedom and (May 31, 2005) reported that the democracy. It makes people around Torturing Iraqi Prisoners Unacceptable the world hate us. The memories of these inexcusable acts will continue long after the Iraqi conflict is over. What amazes me is the passivity and self-censorship exhibited by senior Republicans in the House and Senate. Senator John Warner (RVA) began hearings on U.S. torture of Iraqi prisoners. Then, he dropped them, apparently after getting White House pressure. Sunshine on the matter is what we require not more darkness. Moreover, all these thugs acting in our good names need to remember that U.S. law does not have a statute of limitations on murdering prisoners. And there are instances of our troops going too far and killing people. The GOP’s refusal to confront the President on this issue is a compelling reason for voters to deny them control of the House and Senate in 2006. If the Democrats controlled either house of the Congress, they could hold hearings and really bring these public-conducted crimes to the voters’ attention. The one thing that is for sure is that Americans do not support the practice of torturing prisoners. It was unacceptable when the thugs in North Vietnam did to U.S. servicemen such as John McCain and it is unacceptable for our troops to do it to the Iraqi people. PAT CHOATE Want A Penny Press In The Mail? $55 per year First Class Mail The Penny Press Tips Its Cap To: The Ford Motor Company for starting a "Save The Mustang" program to help save Nevada's wild horse population. The truth is that on a crazy news day, the number one truck and SUV manufacturer in the world premiered a great idea which should make every animal lover smile. And maybe buy an F-series pickup. Sheriff Bill Young for saying what we all know is true about the so-called "outcall" services. “There are no legitimate outcall services,” said Young. “They’re all fronts for prostitution.” And yet there are adults, right here in Las Vegas, who are shocked—shocked!—that not only is prostitution going on right here in Sin City but it's being advertised in the phone book. The Penny Press Sends A Bronx Cheer And A Bouquet of Weeds To: Judge Gerald Hardcastle for his ludicrous decision to unite an abusive mother with her paralyzed daughter. Her daughter was paralyzed in a stabbing when her other daughter was killed in 2003 by two people who they sold bogus drugs to. Hardcastle turned down the District Attorney's petition to sever the mother's parental rights despite the facts of the case and the fact that the little girl wanted to stay with the foster family. Stupidity rules. Name__________________ Address________________ City_____State___ZIP_____ Penny Press 418 ½ S. Maryland Las Vegas, NV 89101 OPINION THE PENNY PRESS, JUNE 2, 2005 PAGE 6 From The Publisher... Arthur Anderson Won't Be Missed Lawyers have a term which they don’t expect mere mortals So had Anderson. And much of what they did was easily to comprehend when they talk about court rulings. deserving of the death sentence they got. The term is “good law, bad case”. To give you an idea how this firm operated, years ago, I was involved in putting together an oil deal which we sold The best illustration of that term we’ve ever seen came to investors. In order to sell the deal to investors, we proTuesday when the Supreme Court ruled unanimously that jected our future revenues. We thought we were right, but the accounting firm Arthur Anderson was not guilty of a then, we’re not accountants. criminal offense when one of their lawyers reminded their Houston office of their established document retention poli- So, we went the Tulsa office of Arthur Anderson to seek cy—after it became known that the Feds were all over their their counsel. client Enron. Here’s the counsel we got: In plain terms what happened was that Anderson had a long-standing policy of shredding documents over a certain “For $15,000, we’ll put your projections on our letterhead,” age and an Anderson lawyer made sure that the Houston we were told by a Partner there. office followed that policy once she found out that Enron was under a federal investigation. He told us that before he even looked at our projections. That started a shredding party of mammoth proportions. That, folks, is this wonderful firm which just got its criminal conviction overturned by the Supreme Court. The good law part of the Supreme Court decision is that normal business behavior should not be criminalized. A In this case of very narrow circumstances, the Court happerfect example here would be the case of Martha Stewart pens to be correct. where she was convicted of lying about a crime she actually did not commit. But in general, the Anderson partners in Houston and Chicago acted like pond scum in this case and allowed a We have gone from a situation where business executives fraud of massive proportions to be perpetrated on the pubwere being treated like rock stars to where some of them lic which includes all of us Nevada Power customers who are being treated like detainees in Guantanamo Bay. may have to pay off a contract to Enron for power which we never got. The truth is, neither is appropriate. Unfortunately, the Supreme Court is not looking at the That said, I, personally think that in this case justice was behavior of the actual accountants in the Houston office of done. Arthur Anderson or you might have seen the words pond scum actually used in an opinion from the Court. You’ll hear a lot of media moaning about all those people at Arthur Anderson losing their jobs because the firm was So before you listen to any former Anderson executives convicted of a crime and lost all of its customers and its braying about how they were exonerated consider this: accounting licenses. Not only did they help Enron steal, they have a rap sheet Bullcrap. along those lines as long as my arm. It’s like my father once said when he punished me for some- And while we agree with the Court that they probably didn’t thing I loudly professed that I didn’t do. violate the letter of the law in the shredding issue, we won’t shed any tears for the departed firm. “Well,” said Dad. “Then that was for something I didn’t catch you doing. It all evens out.” Couldn’t have happened to a more deserving bunch. He was, of course, right. I had done plenty. FRED WEINBERG THE PENNY PRESS, JUNE 2, 2005 PAGE 7 Commentary: Doug French Love Affair With Government Just what accounts for the people’s love affair with government? Make any attempt to discuss decreasing the amount of government (let alone eliminating it entirely) in our lives and people recoil in horror. “Well, what about roads? Don’t you think government is needed so we can have roads?” No. “OK, what about national defense? We need government to protect us from them foreigners.” Why must government have a monopoly on defense services? Government by its very nature tramples on our natural rights, yet 99 of every 100 people believe that government provides the essential framework for our lives. Why is that? Professor Daniel B. Klein an Associate Professor of Economics at Santa Clara University calls it “The People’s Romance.” In a paper entitled The People’s Romance: Why People Love Government (as much as they do), Klein has determined that people have a “yearning for encompassing sentiment coordination” by analyzing mutual coordination and focal points. In Klein’s view people have this urge (The People’s Romance) despite it denying individual self-ownership. For many people, what makes us Americans is government intervention. It is government that provides people a “common frame of reference, a set of cultural focal points, a sense of togetherness and common experience…” Klein explains. Thus, even those who advocate for smaller government still insist that Social Security, the US Postal Service, the public school system, public transportation, the US military and so on are required. The key, as Klein points out is that people feel that the government is a part of them, “they fancy themselves part of the governing set.” Studies show that primitive people tend to socialize through dance and exhibit remarkable uniformity in rhythm. The beat of the drums provides the rhythm, organization and structure for the participants, who then act in uncanny unison. Government is the coordinating drummer in today’s society, providing the authoritative leadership and direction as opposed to development by way of a spontaneous order. Klein cites economist Adam Smith who frequently wrote; “that man yearns for coordinated sentiment like he yearns for food in his belly.” It is this encompassing coordination that Klein calls “The People’s Romance.” And with government creating permanent institutions such as schools, roads and the postal service, “it determines and enforces the set- ting for an encompassing shared experience – or at least the myth of such experience.” This coordination always seeks to dominate and expand while requiring conformity and inclusion. Dissension will not be tolerated, The People’s Romance “wishes to stamp out sentiment discoordination.” Klein’s work gives us an insight into how our elected officials on all levels think. These politicians and the bureaucrats that work for them feel that there is “ownership of everyone by everyone, which of course means by the government. One person’s opting out of the romance really does damage the interests of the others.” Property rights and freedom are the antithesis to The People’s Romance. Thus, the government arbitrarily taxes you for the privilege of owning your own property. The People’s Romance requires coercion to stop discoordination. “It is chiefly by coercing that the government inculcates the notion of The People,” Klein explains. The People’s Romance explains why those in government, their apologists and cheerleaders so often enact legislation that harms the people. Minimum wage laws create unemployment, trade barriers make us worse off, and public schools are failing yet governments continue to expand these policies. Why? For example: “Voucher schemes undertaken in a climate of antigovernment privatism will only hasten the death of all public seeing and political judgment, enhancing the private power of individuals at the expense of a public vision of our common world,” wrote political theorist Benjamin Barber in 1984. Those in government do not want individuals to have power. To further coordinate the masses, government constantly creates scapegoats. Thus, wars are declared – War on drugs, War on Poverty, War on Illiteracy, War on Hunger, and the War on Terrorism – so as to turn indifferent individuals into passionate citizens who hate the bad guys and root for, and are a part of, the good guys. So is there any hope for a return to a true conservative or libertarian society that America’s founders envisioned? It may already be happening, albeit slowly. The single greatest People’s Romance indoctrination program is the public school system. But, more and more parents are opting out of the system, choosing either to home school or private schools. We can only hope that these trends continue; civil society depends on The People’s Romance fading away. DOUG FRENCH THE PENNY PRESS, JUNE 2, 2005 PAGE 8 The Best Vegas Calendar BAR NONE! By Billhere The FREE, e-mailed, VegasResource.com Newsletter and complete index of Las Vegas coupons for shows, buffets and attractions is available on the internet at: http://www.vegasresource.com/FreeVRC.html JUNE, 2005 =========== Through June 13= Shena Easton - Aladdin. Through June 20= Matt Dusk - Golden Nugget. Through July 31= Treasures of Ancient Egypt Exhibit Guggenheim Hermitage Museum - Venetian. Through Sep.17= Summer display - Bellagio Conservatory and Botanical Gardens. Through Oct.31= Titanic... The Artifact Exhibition - Tropicana. Through Oct.31= “ Feathered Dinosaurs” exhibit - Las Vegas Museum of Natural History. +++++ 1-5= Andy Williams - The Orleans. 2-8= Chris Isaak - MGM Grand. 2-15= George Carlin - Stardust. +++++ 2-July 15= World Series of Poker - Rio & Binion’s. Tel.: 1-877367-9767. Internet site at: http://www.worldseriesofpoker.com/ +++++ 2= CAFE, the 24-hour coffee shop completely renovated, reopens - Harrah’s. 3= Black Eyed Peas - Hard Rock The Joint. 3= The Beach Boys - Mandalay Bay Beach. +++++ 3= Grand Opening of Rainbow Bar & Grill across from the Hard Rock Hotel. It’s an L.A. rock ‘n’ roll dance hall. +++++ 3-4= Robert Schimmel - Monte Carlo. 3-5= Summer Home Lifestyle Show - Cashman Center. 3-5= International Gem & Jewelry Show - as Vegas Convention Center: ttp://www.intergem.net/ps-shows-main.html 3-5= Bead Show - Palace Station. Info: ttp://www.beadshow. com/shows/index.htm 3-5= The Great American Dessert Expo - Las Vegas Convention Center. 4= The Beach Boys - Flamingo. 4= Huey Lewis & The News - Mandalay Bay Beach. 6-7= Celine Dion Biography on [A&E TV]. 7= ZZ Top - Flamingo. 8-10= ZZ Top - Las Vegas Hilton. 9= LV Chamber of Commerce Business Expo-Cashman Center. 9= New air service begins from Myrtle Beach, South Carolina Hooters Air. 9-11= ZZ Top - Las Vegas Hilton. 9-12=Frankie Avalon/Bobby Rydell-Orleans. 9-13= Dennis Miller - MGM Grand. 10= AFL ArenaBattle - Orleans Arena. 10= Arena Bowl Party-even Nghtclub. Starts at 10 p.m. 10= Opening of new exhibit: “The Impressionist Landscape from Corot to van Gogh” - Bellagio Gallery of Fine Art. 10-11= Jerry Seinfeld - Caesars Palace. 10-11= George Benson - Golden Nugget. 10-11= Kenny Chesney - Mandalay Bay. 10-11= Jay Leno - Mirage. 10-12= Trent Carlini - Suncoast. 10-18= Cine Vegas Film Festival - Palms: http://www.cinevegas. com/ 11= Maroon 5 - MGM Grand. 11= Hollywood Comedy Tour - Palms. 11= World Environment Day - Red Rock Canyon: ww.getoutdoorsnevada.org 12= Sum 41 - Mandalay Bay House of Blues. 12= ArenaBowl XIX - Thomas & Mack Center. 12-14= L.V. Magic Conference - Palace Station. Info.: http:// www.lvmi.net/index2.htm 14-18=Wayne Newton - Las Vegas Hilton. 14-19= Neil Sedaka - The Orleans. 14-29= Howie Mandel - MGM Grand. 16= Steel Pulse - Palms. 16-18= Wayne Newton - Las Vegas Hilton. 17=Reba McEntire - Mandalay Bay. 17= Air service begins from Monterey, CA - America West. 17-18= Jay Leno - Mirage. 18= REO Speedwagon - Green Valley Ranch. 18= ‘70s Soul Jam with the Stylistics, The Chi-Lites, The Delfonics, The Persuaders - Texas Station. 19= Father’s Day. 23= The Wallflowers - House of Blues. 23-26=Ringling Bros. Circus - Orleans Arena. 24= Air service starts from McAllen, TX- Allegiant Air. 24= “Death by Chocolate” play - Lawry’s Restaurant. 24-25= Wayne Brady -The Mirage. 25= Tony Hawk¹s Boom Boom Huckjam - Mandalay Bay Events Center. 25= Spin Doctors - Silverton. 25-26= Beauty, Health & Fitness Expo - Cashman Center. 26= Wrestling. WWE Vengeance - Thomas & Mack. 28-July 2= Frankie Valli - Flamingo. 29-July 3=Professional darts tournament - MGM Grand: http:// www.planetdarts.co.uk/index.asp?Nv=2&lid=-1&lname=Las%20 Vegas%20Desert%20Classic 30-July 13= David Copperfield - MGM Grand. +++++ June??= Sales center for Trump International Hotel & Tower Las Vegas opens at the corner of Las Vegas Boulevard and Fashion Show Drive. +++++ June??= WORLD MARKET CENTER opens a $200 million, 10-story building. It’s fully leased with 225 furniture, bedding, decorative accessories, lighting and design companies, near downtown, on the northwest corner of Bonneville and Grand Central Parkway. East of theInterstate 15. Tel.: 1-888-416-8600. Internet site at: http://www.lasvegasmarket.com The first scheduled furniture market will be held July 25 to 29. JULY, 2005 =========== 1= Whitesnake - Mandalay Bay. 1= Salute to Bill Haley by The Comets-Rampart Casino. 1= Alter Ego - Suncoast. 1= Merle Haggard - Texas Station. 1-3= Chuck Mangione - Orleans. 2= Comedian Mike Epps - Aladdin. 2= Lyle Lovett - Mandalay Bay Beach. 2= Hootie and the Blowfish - Silverton. 2-3= Dwight Yoakam - Cannery. 2-3= Johnny Mathis - Las Vegas Hilton. 3= Loggins & Messina - Aladdin. 3= Billy Idol - Hard Rock. ==================================== Please e-mail errors, omissions and additions to: billhere@VegasResource.com THE PENNY PRESS, JUNE 2, 2005 PAGE 9 THE PENNY PRESS, JUNE 2, 2005 PAGE 10 Commentary: Albert Thomas Hedge Fund Advertising Have you seen all those big full page ads for hedge funds in the Wall Street Journal, the Financial Times, Investors Business Daily? You haven’t. Maybe they are being drowned out by the regular mutual funds who continually tell you how great they are. Shucks! I forgot. Hedge funds are not allowed to advertise. I wonder why. Maybe they think that their potential customers are too dumb to know that hedge funds are a poor investment. Could be. The Securities and Exchange Commission is trying to protect investors – I think? To be able to buy into a hedge fund the smallest investor must have a net worth of $1,000,000 and an income of more than $200,000 per year. Maybe the SEC doesn’t think these folks are bright enough to know a good thing when they see it. There are other groups that are major investors with the hedge funds. Literally billions of dollars are invested by university endowments, charitable trusts, state and corporate pension plans. Could it be that they have a better return than regular mutual funds? Naw! The media would tell you wouldn’t they? The media is there to report the facts. It is hard to believe that just because a large portion of their income is from advertising revenues of mutual funds that they would be lax about this. If you were a fund manager and your fund was under performing and it was reported in the local paper, TV, or radio would you pay them to carry your advertising? You sure would not want to be compared with performance of a hedge fund. What is it that makes the difference of a standard mutual fund with a hedge fund? Why does the smart money gravitate to them? One word. Performance. A regular hedge fund manager is paid on HOW MUCH money he has in his fund and not on how much he makes for the investor. The hedge fund manager is paid a percentage of the PROFITS he makes for the investors. No profit means no bonus so he better do the job or he will be out of a job. Smart money moves. It moves to where the profit is being made. The SEC will not allow standard mutual fund managers to be compensated in this manner. Their claim is that it will be too dangerous for the small investor. Hog wash! If a fund is losing money the little guy should be selling his current funds like the smart money and finding a better performing fund. None of the media recommend this to the little guy. My guess is there are enough intelligent fund managers who would like to be paid for performance and would set up no-load funds to attract investors. The SEC seems to think more of the funds than they do of the smaller investors. It is a shame you can’t check the advertising claims of standard mutual funds against the returns of hedge funds. AL THOMAS Al Thomas’ best selling book, “If It Doesn’t Go Up, Don’t Buy It!” has helped thousands of people make money and keep their profits with his simple 2-step method. Read the first chapter and receive his market letter for 3 months at www. mutualfundmagic.com and discover why he’s the man that Wall Street does not want you to know. THE PENNY PRESS, JUNE 2, 2005 PAGE 11 Commentary: Diane Grassi U.S. Government To Help Fund Hospital Care For Illegal Aliens On May 10, 2005 the Bush administration announced the specifics relating to new funding for hospitals and doctors who provide free emergency medical care to illegal aliens. The amount of reimbursement will total $1 billion dollars until September 2008 and is meant to stave the continual closings of hospitals predominant in California and other border states. The mainstream press did not comprehensively report on this legislation which was part of the Medicare Modernization Act of 2003, which establishes prescription drug coverage for Medicare recipients. The funding of medical care for illegals has nothing to do with the Medicare program but was an amendment to the bill which was signed into law on December 8, 2003 by President Bush. There will be controversy following such funding, both from those who support it and from those who do not. Ultimately, the American taxpayers will bear the brunt of the payments, and while up to now such costs have gone unacknowledged by the federal government, individual states had the full responsibility of all costs for illegal aliens seeking medical care by way of the emergency room. On the positive side, the federal government must now recognize that this is a federal government problem. Lack of enforcement of immigration law has landed the United States in this situation, which has caused the closure of 84 hospitals in California over the past several years, with nine more closing in 2004. Arizona has also been badly hit, predominantly by the Mexican population which does not necessarily even stay in the U.S., but merely comes across the U.S. border to access free medical care and then return to Mexico, sometimes in U.S. provided ambulances. Steve Escoboza, spokesman for the Healthcare Association of San Diego and Imperial Counties agrees that “at least the federal government has recognized this burden, and it’s a significant movement in the right direction.” But Ann Pumpian, CEO of Sharp Healthcare claims “it isn’t coming close to covering the costs of services we provide. San Diego County alone has given illegals more than $100 million every year.” So the problem looms large as the entirety of California will only receive a total of $70 million with San Diego only expecting to get 15% or about $10 million per year of the total amount. According to Jan Emerson, a spokeswoman for the California Hospital Association, “California hospitals provide $500 million in emergency care for illegal immigrants, seven times the amount of the federal grant.” But Emerson did also say, “This is a highly symbolic first step. The federal government is finally acknowledging that it has a responsibility to pay for heath care provided for illegal immigrants.” With the largest allocation going to California in the amount of $70 million per fiscal year, Texas was next with $46 million followed by Arizona with $45 million; New York with $12 million; Illinois with $10 million; Florida at $8.7 million and New Mexico with $5 million. Senator Kay Bailey Hutchison, (R-TX) one of few in the Congress speaking out on immigration reform said she “was pleased that the money was being made available,” even as she called for “new efforts to secure our borders.” Under scrutiny is the question of hospitals’ requirement to ask patients for certain documents relating to payment. But according to the Centers for Medicare & Medicaid administrator, Mark McClellan, “a hospital should not directly ask a patient if he or she is an undocumented alien.” Hospitals may ask “indirect questions” such as if the person is eligible for Medicaid; whether the person reported a foreign place of birth; whether the person has a foreign passport, foreign drivers license or foreign ID. Hospitals may not directly ask patients if they are U.S. citizens or legal immigrants. In the event they are enrolled in Medicaid, the hospital will bill Medicaid. Hospitals are also required to make photocopies of documents indicating a patient’s immigration status, kept on hand for possible future review by federal auditors. Additionally, McClellan said the department “would not provide information about illegal immigrants to law enforcement officials for use in routine civil immigration proceedings.” In rare cases however the information could be used in criminal investigations. But Cecilia Munoz, a vice president for the National Council of La Raza, said that the new requirements “were an improvement over the original proposal but would still discourage some immigrants from seeking treatment.” Prior to hospitals being awarded reimbursement under the new program, they must first exhaust the possibility of payment from other sources such as Medicaid and private insurance carriers. This will create another obstacle for hospital administrators as they must be very discreet and sensitive to the questions they ask of potential foreign nationals. In question will be the vehicle used to reimburse hospitals and whether or not this addresses the underlying problem that U.S. taxpayers are ultimately paying for these costs in one way or another. Initially this program will free up some resources for individual state budgets, however the health care coverage of illegal aliens still remains an unresolved problem for the solvency of our health care infrastructure. Whether it is through taxation or higher insurance premiums and co-pays for the insured, the effort by the government thus far appears to be a gesture of good will, yet we will have to wait and see whether or not the program will be successful for the various hospital institutions and will propel more outcry for border reinforcement. DIANE GRASSI You Can Get Billhere's Calendar and Newsletter FREE by email! The FREE, e-mailed, VegasResource.com Newsletter and complete index of Las Vegas coupons for shows, buffets and attractions is available on the internet at: http://www.vegasresource.com/FreeVRC.html THE PENNY PRESS, JUNE 2, 2005 PAGE 12 Commentary: Joyce Meyer Love Is A Choice—Do It On Purpose! We hear a lot of talk today about love—people just love to eat at their favorite restaurant, or they love their new clothes, their new car, or their new house. This kind of love, however, is superficial and nothing like the love we should have for our husbands or wives, our children, and our extended family and friends. Nor is it the kind of Christian love that we are to exemplify in our lives toward everyone. Love is more than just a word we use to describe how we feel about things we really like and enjoy. And it is more than just talk, saying the words someone wants to hear. It is sincere and enduring—not here today and gone tomorrow. It is patient and kind…and much more. First Corinthians 13, often referred to as the love chapter, gives a full description of real love. It is good to read that chapter from time to time and remind ourselves of what love is and how it acts. Philippians 1:9-10 also gives us important information about love. Paul says, And this I pray: That your love may abound yet more and more and extend to its fullest development in knowledge…. So that you may surely learn to sense what is vital, and approve and prize what is excellent and of real value…. Once we learn what real love is, then we must understand that love is a choice—it doesn’t just happen. In John 13:34, Jesus says, I give you a new commandment: that you should love one another. Just as I have loved you, so you too should love one another. Although this is a commandment, Jesus says it is something we should do, which indicates there is a choice involved. The Bible emphasizes that our love needs to grow, and that we should learn to prize what is excellent and of real value. As Christians, we must choose a more excellent way to live—and we do that by letting our love grow and display itself in greater measure every day of our lives. We cannot be excellent people and not have a strong love walk. Colossians 3:12-14 talks about putting on behavior. Putting on means to make a choice, to do something on purpose. You can’t stand in your closet and expect your clothes to jump on your body—you have to choose what you’re going to wear and, on purpose, put it on. The Bible also talks about putting on the new nature of Christ, and putting on love, mercy, kindness, and tenderness. All of these are things we must choose to do on purpose, even in difficult circumstances. But above all that we do, the number-one thing we must put on is love. You don’t just love because you feel like it—love is not a feeling. It is a decision that you make to treat people according to God’s instructions, whether you feel like it or not. Sometimes we feel like it and sometimes we don’t, but our love—or lack of it—always shows up in our behavior. But lacking the feeling of love does not relieve us of the responsibility of loving. It is a behavior that we must choose because God told us to do it, and because it honors and glorifies Him. I encourage you to remember that, as a Christian, you are chosen by God. As His representative, you have the responsibility and the privilege of choosing to exhibit His love in many situations every day. Loving isn’t always easy—you will sometimes have to make yourself do it on purpose. But when you make the excellent choice of walking in love, you will discover that the benefits are well worth the effort. JOYCE MEYER For more on this topic, you may order Joyce’s six-part series, Walking in Love, which is available by calling 1-800-7279673 or online at www.joycemeyer.org. THE PENNY PRESS, JUNE 2, 2005 PAGE 13 Speed Trucks Return To Bullring At LVMS Saturday By TARA BARKIS Clark was penalized for violating Rule 6-1.3 “LVMS will not tolerate Special To The Penny Press profanity, discourteous gestures or The ASA Speed Trucks Challenge behavior deemed detrimental to the will return this Saturday during the betterment of the sport” and 6-1.3 3 Summer Kickoff at the Bullring at “Intentional car to car contact with Las Vegas Motor Speedway as the another competitor under caution or best local racers compete in the after the completion of an event,” in ninth round of the NASCAR Dodge the 2005 Bullring Rule Book. Weekly Series. Official results from Bullring, Local drivers Alex Haase, Matt May 28 Jaskol and Joey Mogar will go headto-head during the 75-lap feature. Joining the Speed Trucks Saturday night will be the Late Models (40 laps), IMCA Modifieds (30 laps), Chargers (30 laps), Thunder Roadsters (25 laps) and Bandoleros (10 laps). A new schedule has been introduced to accommodate race fans during the during the warmer summer months. Pit gates will open at 3:30 p.m. Spectator gates open at 5 p.m. Qualifying is scheduled to begin at 6 p.m. with opening ceremonies taking place at 7 p.m. Young fans (5-12 years of age) may sign up for the Pit Crew Club for $5 and have their picture taken for their membership card. Membership kits include free admission to selected races, Pit Boss memorabilia, and a few surprises. They also will have the chance to be crew chief for the night. Adult general admission is $12. Local adults are admitted for $10 with a valid Nevada license. Admission for senior citizens, military personnel with ID and college students with ID is $8. Children 6-12 are $5 and kids five and under are free. A Family Four Pack may be purchased for $24. The Crazy 8s package is also available this season which offers race fans eight tickets for $8 each. In other Bullring news, it was announced Wednesday that NASCAR Super Late Model driver Spencer Clark has been fined $250 and suspended from the Bullring at Las Vegas Motor Speedway until June 10, 2005. Clark’s fine and suspension is a result of an incident that occurred following the NASCAR Super Late Model feature event last Saturday night at the Bullring. Super Late Models Main Event No. 1 Results (50 laps): 1. Spencer Clark, 2. Mike Cofer, 3. Jimmy Parker, Jr., 4. Tom Lovelady, 5. Steve Anderson, 6. Scott Gafforini, 7. Taylor Barton, 8. David Anderson, 9. Nick Parmelee, 10. Travis Swalwell, 11. Rich Attasani, 12. Thane Alderman, 13. Dennis Rock, Jr., 14. Justin Johnson, 15. Bob Barker, 16. Richard Bridges, 17. Kyle Cline, 18. Tony Clark, 19. Billy Mitchell, 20. Cindy Clark, 21. Ray Hooper, 22. Guy Griebel, 23. Bobby Collaster. Super Late Models Main Event No. 2 Results (50 laps): 1. Nick Parmelee, 2. David Anderson, 3. Taylor Barton, 4. Thane Alderman, 5. Ray Hooper, 6. Guy Griebel, 7. Jimmy Parker, Jr., 8. Travis Swalwell, 9. Scott Gafforini, 10. Bob Barker, 11. Kyle Cline, 12. Tony Clark, 13. Justin Johnson, 14. Spencer Clark, 15. Cindy Clark, 16. Mike Cofer, 17. Rich Attasani, 18. Dennis Rock, Jr., 19. Billy Mitchell, 20. Steve Anderson, 21. Tom Lovelady, 22. Bobby Collaster.Chargers Main Event Results (30 laps): 1. Justin Good, 2. Darrin Rollins, 3. Brian Matzke, 4. Joe Deguevara, 5. Jim Petrie, 6. Phil Goodwin, 7. Dale Ward, 8. Bill Mullen, 9. Mike Heck, 10. Nate Giesen, 11. Jerry Gentry, 12. John Dumm, 13. John Della-Penna, 14. Steve Simmons, 15. Steve Dessormeau. Legends Masters Main Event Results (25 laps): 1. Rick Rogas, 2. Jim Galza, 3. Larry Toddy, 4. Kurt Minnick, 5. Ken Neff, 6. Robby Guevara, 7. B.J. Bollman, 8. Fletcher Hammond. Legends Pro Main Event Results (25 laps): 1. Dustin Ash, 2. Derek Frohlich, 3. Josh Gross. Legends Semi-Pro Main Event Results (25 laps): 1. Jonathan Mawhinney, 2. Jeff Craig, 3. Rich Lombardo, 4. Chris Weilenmann, 5. Matt Williams, 6. Phillip Morrissey, 7. Brandy Radke, 8. Chris Shorten, 9. Johnny Morrissey, 10. Bear Resnowiecky, 11. Keith Wellman, 12. John Hans, 13. Eric Chelberg, 14. Mike Anderson.IMCA Modifieds Main Event Results (30 laps): 1. Randall Boren, 2. Larry Gerchman, 3. Aaron McMorran, 4. Craig Stewart, 5. David Gerchman, 6. Sebastian Couture, 7. Don Williams, 8. Chris Gerchman, 9. Michael Morrisey, 10. Errol Sharron, 11. C.J. Sherkenbach, 12. Dennis Lovelady, 13. Dow Woerner, 14. Matt Johnson. Bullring Bombers Main Event Results (40 laps): 1. Gary Wyatt, 2. Vinnie Raucci, 3. Matt Cunningham, 4. Tom Gallagher, 5. Wade Pearson, 6. Jim Larson, 7. Rick Lamb, 8. Brent Leonard, 9. Anthony Finley, 10. Scott Grossardt, 11. Warren Harris, 12. Joe Crouch, 13. Trevor Colons, 14. Dan Gardner, 15. Russell Ward, 16. Brent Rawlings, 17. Chris Dillon, 18. Chad Burton, 19. Chris Gray, 20. Ken Marr, 21. J.J. Nunn, 22. Dyne Beaver. June 30, 2005 THE PENNY PRESS, JUNE 2, 2005 PAGE 14 THE PENNY PRESS, JUNE 2, 2005 PAGE 15 Pet Of The Week Adopt This Pet ! Rusty is a 1 1/2 year old neytered Corgi/ Dachshund mix. Rusty was raised as a lap dog. He loves attention, and loves whoever will give him the attention. Rusty loves kids, and other dogs. He enjoys play time, and being walked. Rusty is housebroken and current on yearly vaccinations. Rusty is a great little guy with great looks too! If you are looking for a pet we will do our best to find you a pet that fits your needs and you will fit theirs. This is just one of the pets awaiting a loving home.To inquire about a certain pet you can e-mail us at: adoptions@animaladoptionsltd.org or call 361-2484. Also, we need kitty litter and food donations. Betty Honn founded Southern Nevada’s first no-kill, non-profit animal sanctuary in 1968. Since then, volunteers, contributors and patrons have made our daily operations possible. Betty passed away in 1997, but not before saving countless thousands of animals from needless euthanasia. Her daughter, Teresa now continues the work, and is committed to fulfilling her mother’s vision.For more than 30 years, from kittens to Kodiaks, Betty Honn’s Animal Adoptions, Ltd. has provided refuge for animals. When You're At The Speedway, Eat Where The Pros Eat! The FAST LANE Cafe Footsteps Away From The Speedway 6825 Speedway Blvd 702-651-9977 WE CATER SOUVENIRS, DIE CAST, COLLECTIBLES 13" Italian Sub $5.96 13" French Dip Sub $5.96 3 Egg Breakfast $4.96 THE PENNY PRESS, JUNE 2, 2005 PAGE 16