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HopeWest & Hospice honor
Children’s Grief Awareness Day
HopeWest and Hospice are asking the community to wear blue in
support for grieving children and
teens on Children’s Grief Awareness
Day, November 21.
On November 16, families are
invited to a special ceremony and
balloon release in honor of departed
loved ones. The event takes place at
1pm at HopeWest & Hospice Care
Center, 3090 N. Twelfth Street, Unit
B.
HopeWest serves grieving children and their familes in the Grand
Valley. Last year, HopeWest helped
over 700 children and teens in our
community. Statistics show that
one in fire youth will experience
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By Ryan T. Cook,
Public Information Officer.
Happy November! Hard to believe
that this month we will be eating
turkey and seeing holiday commercials! For Mesa County government,
we are working on finishing the
2014 budget before the December
9 deadline. A preliminary budget
was brought to commissioners on
October 14. The budget accounted
for a downturn in assessed property
values and sales tax collections. For
Mesa County government, over 1/3
of our source of funding comes via
property and sales tax. We are budgeting for a little over 5% decline in
overall revenue, which means, of
course, we must cut our budget by
at least that amount.
When the new board of commissioners took office, they implemented a new strategic plan for Mesa
County. The strategic plan is the
vision of the near-term future for the
county with measurable objectives
to help the county reach its goals.
Part of the challenge of reducing the
budget is ensuring we are staying
true to the vision the commissioners’ laid out in the strategic plan,
especially in the areas of public
safety and economic development.
To that end, special consideration
is being placed on protecting funds
allocated for those areas. The commitment to fiscal discipline and
responsible budgeting has never
been higher, and as we finalize our
2014 budget, you can be confident
the interests of the people of Mesa
County, for instance, stated values
in public safety, economic development and self-sufficiency, are being
listened to and considered by our
leaders. Follow us on Facebook for
more updates on the 2014 budget
process.
In other financial notes of interest,
the county’s Finance Department
was recently awarded the highest
honor in governmental budgeting
by the Government Finance Officers
Association (GFOA). Each year
since 1993, the county has made a
commitment to the budget presen-
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Grand Valley starting in November.
They are asking for the community’s help. Please donate a new,
tation materials. These materials
are designed to inform the public
of how the county budget works,
show the various funding sources,
report where the money is allocated and explain why allocations
are made. The information is collected and presented in a manner
that meets stringent requirements
set by the GFOA. The significance
of this award means that Mesa
County residents can feel confident
in the transparency of the budgeting
process and the competence of the
finance department.
Also in October, aid was sent to
help flood-ravaged Weld County.
Over 600 lane miles of roads were
destroyed in the September floods
that crippled Greeley and the surrounding areas. This came during
harvest time for their very agriculture-dependent economy. The
Mesa County Public Works department sent four employees and four
double-axle construction trucks to
assist in the cleanup and rebuilding
effort. By receiving this assistance,
Weld County farmers were better
able to get their crops to market and
avert a disaster within the disaster.
The Mesa County work crew was
in Weld County a total of ten days.
Weld County is using FEMA aid
to reimburse Mesa County for all
unwrapped toy to a military child
in need. These donations will help
military families that are struggling
during the holiday season.
They also invite all branches of
the military, Veterans, and survivors
of our fallen who could use some
assistance with the cost of holiday
shopping. Come join the National
Guard for a fun, FREE day of shopping on Saturday, December 14,
9am to 2pm, at the National Guard
Readiness Center, 2820 Riverside
Parkway, behind the Regional
Center on D Road. For those who
come, remember: Military ID must
be presented. For questions or more
expenses, including salaries, lodging, meals and fuel.
Finally, an important economic
development construction project
was completed with the dedication
of the Powderhorn (also known as E
¼) Road improvements. The winding road leading to the Powderhorn
Mountain Resort was given a 16-foot
gravel shoulder on the north side of
the road. In addition, the road was
moved about 20 feet away from a
steep drop off. Drainage was also
improved. Prior to construction,
overflow parking on the narrow
roadway would impede traffic
and emergency vehicles. With the
addition of these improvements,
Powderhorn Mountain Resort is
better primed for further growth,
providing benefits not just to the
County through increased tax revenues, but to the many residents
and visitors that seek out the recreational opportunities the resort
provides. Funding this project
was important from an economic
development standpoint, as well as
a safety standpoint.
We here at Mesa County government wish you a happy and safe
Thanksgiving, and thank you for
reading about County happenings
this month!
information, please call Danielle,
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the death of someone close to them
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Old Man Winter has finally
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Our November issue is always
a bittersweet issue for us. We are
always reminded of the passing
of my best friend and our sales
holds true 14 years later.
Dan was 47 when he got to go on
his next journey. He was a man of
God and even preached part-time
at his church. I still have some of
his sermons on tape. It’s comforting
to hear his voice in those sermons.
Maybe this year it’s hitting harder
because now I’m 47. Tough to say,
but our November issue always
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hanging out with Dan.
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RMPBS presents
‘A Place at the Table’
Rocky Mountain PBS and the
Mesa County Libraries present a
FREE public screening of “A Place
at the Table,” followed by a panel
discussion to engage the public in
dialogue about the crisis of hunger
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about current efforts to curb the
problem in our local community
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screening will include a canned food
drive to benefit the Community
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Wednesday, November 20 at 7pm,
at Mesa County Central Library
Community Room (east entrance),
530 Grand, Grand Junction. There’s
a free wine and cheese reception at
6:30pm. This community event is
sponsored by Rocky Mountain PBS;
Mesa County Libraries; Chevron;
KAFM; and Talon Wines.
East Middle School needs
Donations for Rock-a-Thon!
East Middle School Music
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January 18, 2014. EMS students will
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to scrutinize, but that is further scrutiny, not closer scrutiny.
9. “some-odd” In her lilting,
nasal voice, a newsreader reported
that “fifty-some-odd” people were
injured in a bus-train accident. I
thought, “How odd were some of
those people?” What the newsreader meant was that a group of people numbering between 50 and 60
sustained injuries. She could have
said, “fifty-some” or “fifty-odd”
people—although, if I were among
the injured, I’d appreciate her giving
the precise count, because I am one,
I am important, and I am injured!
In any case, some-odd is some odd
usage.
10. Butchered clichés. Clichés
are as common as hair on an ape,
and we used to avoid them like the
plague. Actually, there’s nothing
wrong with clichés. They’ve lasted
because they carry kernels of truth
and are effective shorthand for conveying ideas. Movie mogul Samuel
Goldwyn, baseball great Yogi Berra,
and “All in the Family” pater familia
Archie Bunker were prime cliché
butchers.
Sometimes, when slightly altered,
clichés can impart askew, new messages, as when a friend once meant
to say, “There’s something rotten in
Denmark” but said instead, “There’s
something dismal in Bismark.” He also
once described a dilemma he faced
as “a two-pointed sword.”
Years ago, a local talk radio host,
trying to be hip and profound, mutilated clichés. He replied to callers
with, “What’s good for the goose is
good for both genders,” and “It’s
always darkest before the light at the
end of the tunnel.” He would then
prattle blithely on in his unending
mission to reiterate the obvious.
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House Hunting Part 2
Last month, we touched on a few
items to help you in finding a home.
Here are a few more items to help
you get ready.
1. Set a moving timeline
Do you have blemishes on your
credit that will take time to clear up?
If you already own, have you sold
your current home? If not, you’ll
need to factor in the time needed to
sell. If you rent, when is your lease
up? Do you expect interest rates to
jump anytime soon? All these factors will affect your buying, closing
and moving timelines.
2. Think long term
Your future plans may dictate the
type of home you’ll buy. Are you
looking for a starter house with
plans to move up in a few years, or
do you hope to stay in the home five
to ten years? With a starter, you may
need to adjust your expectations. If
you plan to nest, be sure your priority list helps you identify a home
you’ll still love years from now.
3. Be realistic
It’s okay to be picky about the
home and neighborhood you want,
but don’t be close-minded, unrealistic or blinded by minor imperfections. If you insist on living in
a cul-de-sac, you may miss out
on great homes on streets that are
just as quiet and secluded. On the
flip side, don’t be so swayed by a
“wow” feature that you forget about
other issues, such as noise levels,
that can have a big impact on your
quality of life. Use your priority list
to evaluate each property, remembering there’s no such thing as the
perfect home.
4. Limit the opinions you solicit!
It’s natural to seek reassurance
when making a big financial decision. But you know that saying
about too many cooks in the kitchen.
If you need a second opinion, select
one or two people. But remain true
to your list of wants and needs, so
the final decision is based on criteria
you’ve identified as important.
If you are in the market to buy,
sell or invest in real estate, you can
speak with a Realtor to help you
get an idea of what properties are
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By Barry Smith
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An open letter to my junior
high basketball coach….
Dear Coach Gasparini,
I’m writing to you after all these
years to ask for your forgiveness.
You probably don’t remember
me, as I never made a gamewinning shot from half-court or
sunk a crucial free-throw. In fact,
the only time I was ever actually
on the court was when you put
me in during the last few seconds
of games that we were already
assured of losing.
But you and I have seriously
influenced each other’s lives, and I
think it’s time you knew the truth.
Had you bothered to notice,
you’d have seen that, as a kid, I
was absolutely passionate about
basketball. I had Dr. J posters on my
bedroom wall and a Nerfoop over
the door. I’d practice layups and
between-the-legs dribbling and
spinning the ball on my finger—all
the Harlem Globetrotters moves
that I thought would make me
a great player. Like so many
American kids, I was destined for
a sports-drenched life.
But you, Coach Gasparini, you
only saw a scrawny little 13-yearold with pipe-cleaner biceps and
crooked glasses.
At this point, I have no illusions
about my skill level. Even if you
had put me in with the big boys,
I don’t think I really had what it
takes. I was young and gangly
and not particularly athletic, so I
understand.
You were probably only in your
late twenties when you arrived at
our school, still, basically, a kid
yourself. You were from somewhere
back east, showing up to work at a
small town in the Deep South. You
had a funny Northern accent and
a funny name, Gasparini. Gasp-aREE-nee. We were simple folk who
weren’t used to names or accents
such as yours, and you probably
felt that subtle Southern judgment
from your peers. You probably
even wondered what was so weird
about a name like Gasparini,
seeing as the English teacher’s last
name was Turnipseed, and nobody
seemed to think anything of it.
Well, welcome to Mississippi...
Yankee.
As someone who also moved in
a radically different culture as a
youngster, I can relate to the stress
this can put on a person. Maybe it
was that stress that caused you to
say what you said to me that day.
I remember it as if it were
yesterday. We were all in the locker
room after practice, and you were
talking to the other players about
whatever cool things you all talked
about. As you walked past me, I
asked you how you thought I was
doing—just an insecure kid looking
for some encouragement—some
coaching, as it were.
You said—and, given that these
words changed my life forever,
I assure you they’re verbatim,
“You’re so weak it’s pathetic. You
need to lift weights or something.”
Had I known that then, what
happened next would never have
transpired. But I was young, I felt
threatened, and I thought I had
no choice but to retaliate in the
only way available. You see, what
I lacked in upper body strength, I
made up for in juvenile wordplay.
You probably noticed an increase
in giggling at practices after that.
I’m guessing you found out about
your new nickname by accident, as
nobody would just come out and
tell you. I suspect some student
slipped up before catching his
mistake.
“Hey, Coach Grasp-a-weenie,
are we gonna—Oops.”
And maybe, in that moment, you
wondered who would ever assign
such a childish nickname to you.
Oops.
You got the short end of the stick,
Coach, and I’m sorry. I imagine a
sobriquet such as “Coach Graspa-weenie” is bound to stick with
you for quite a while—maybe
your whole career. It just rolls
off the tongue, the perfect junior
high nickname. You really didn’t
deserve such a fate. I mean, all you
did was pump up the jocks and
denigrate the nerds and weaklings.
Wasn’t that just called “doing your
job”?
Anyway, I hope you can find it
in your heart to forgive me. Also, I
hope you enjoy watching the game
tonight. Assuming there’s even
a game on tonight. How would I
know?
Sincerely,
Barry Smith
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IRRELATIVITY...Dear Coach
Yes, you said that, in front of
everyone. And then you walked
away.
Other kids might have taken
this as an opportunity to rise
to the occasion and embark on
an “I’ll show you! I’ll show you
ALL!” training program. Instead,
I took a different route. I let your
comments get to me, and I quit the
team. In fact, I quit all the teams,
forever. You ruined sports for me,
Gasparini. Basketball, football,
baseball, hockey—you name it, I
hate it—all because of you.
Thank you, thank you, THANK
YOU!
I say that because, when I think
about how much of my finite,
precious life energy I have NOT
squandered by watching, thinking
about, talking about, reading about
or even giving two craps about,
sports...WOW. You have given me
the greatest gift of all—the gift of
time!
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A week or
two ago, I
went to see the
movie “Captain
Phillips,” starring Tom Hanks.
I used to be a fan of Tom Hanks, until
the last election, when he threw all
his weight into getting President
Obama reelected. I hadn’t seen the
need to pay my hard-earned money
to see anything with him in it since
then. I really hadn’t even planned
to see “Captain Phillips” because of
Hanks, but married life is like that.
When I tell my wife I don’t want to
see a movie because of the politics
of the star, she rolls her eyes fetchingly and says, “Lyle, remember it’s
only a movie.” Then I get sucked
into some anti-American piece of
crap starring Matt Damon.
After the fact, I was very happy
I went, as I had not imagined the
movie would make such a strong
statement against gun control, but
there was no mistaking the movie’s
real-world implications.
The action takes place on a container cargo ship; at the beginning
of the movie, the ship’s manifest is
discussed. Most of the ship is filled
with drinking water and food destined as aid for the starving Africans
who live in Somali. Is it ironic that
the attempted hijacking of the ship
by Somali pirates would take place
aboard this ship? Would that bum
who has the “I love Jesus, give me
money” cardboard sign steal your
camera off your seat if you weren’t
there to stop him? Thanks, Tom, for
reminding me that there is a reason
many bums are living in poverty
and many Somalis are starving. It
isn’t because fast-food places pay
low wages.
On the ship itself, we learn that
it is full of union members stating
the terms of their contracts to the
captain, standing up against him as
he tries to do the job he was hired
to do. The one thing that stands out
is how tough they are, these men
working on a ship, bullying the
authority figure as they need.
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Hey Jim!
Bob: “Hey Jim, did you hear
about the Obama administration
scandal?,
Jim: “You mean the Mexican gun
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Bob: “No, the other one.”
Jim: “You mean SEAL Team 6?”
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Jim: “Obama saying the average
family would save $2,500 on their
premiums?”
Jim: “Forcing businesses to violate their religious beliefs by paying for drugs that abort the un-
Then a boat shows up with
three starving, skinny kids on it
who have been sent out to hijack
the ship. Suddenly, you realize the
union toughies are unarmed and
the kids have old worn-out guns…
but the captain has a plan. It’s a
very liberal idea on how the union
toughies can protect themselves
against the starving pirates, even
though there are 50 toughies and
just three starving pirates.
“Run down to the engine room
and hide behind the cylinders of the
engine,” Captain tells the toughies.
“Put one or two men behind each
cylinder, and don’t make any noise;
maybe they won’t be able to find
you. Turn out the lights. I’ll try to
keep them out of there, and you
might be safe.”
If you are unarmed in your own
house, and fifteen-year-old thugs
break in, will you tell your wife
and children, “Hide under the bed;
maybe we’ll get lucky, and they’ll
only steal all of our hard-earned
possessions and won’t rape and
kill us.”
Yes, that seems like a plan. Let’s
rely on the stupidity of the bastards
breaking in to protect us, rather than
be prepared to meet them at the
door with a gun. Maybe you can
break a glass bottle on the kitchen
floor and hope the robbers step in
it. Hide behind the refrigerator. And
born?”
Jim: “Violating the rights and
sanctity of our Churches?”
Jim: “Spending $634 million on a
website that doesn’t work?”
Jim: “Obama calling for an increase in our debt when he lambasted Bush for the very same
thing?”
Jim: “Obama having NSA spy
on 124 Billion Phone Calls in One
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remember, you have no right to protect what is yours. If they do kill
you, at least they’ll remember you at
your funeral as a good liberal who
fought hard against other people’s
rights to own a defensive weapon.
My other fear with this movie
was that Hollywood would make
the men of the Navy into something either incompetent or evil,
as they usually do with our military. However, since Matt Damon
wasn’t in it, they did neither.
At the end of the movie, the US
Navy Seals show up, quiet and
professional, and snipers from the
ship’s deck end the standoff as any
real man should, turning the raging
pirates who are now in a lifeboat
into bulls-eye statistics in the war
on piracy and Captain Phillips into
the whimpering mass of femininity that Tom Hanks seems to be in
real life.
Would I recommend this movie?
No. It really wasn’t that good; and
watching the grown men cowering
in the dark while the uneducated,
starving pirates walked around
the ship looking for them was very
unsettling. I was happy to see Tom
Hanks make a pro-second amendment movie. Maybe he’s watched
these last years unfold and finally
seen the error of his ways.
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Name: Donna and Joe Adams
Age: 50ish (52)
Occupation: Joe’s SCUBA Shack
Hobbies: SCUBA and golf
When did your store open? The
dive shop has been open for many
years and was previously known as
Adventure Sports. After the previous owner’s accident while racing
motorcycles, Donna purchased the
shop in November 2008, and we
moved to our current location in
May 2011 as Joe’s Scuba Shack.
When did you start scuba diving?
How many hours do you have under
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and the hardest for most, is clearing
their masks of water. We think we
have a great way of teaching mask
clearing, but some people still need
a little extra time mastering this
skill. That is okay. However long it
takes, we will be there with them.
How old is the youngest diver
you’ve certified? The youngest we
have certified is 10 years of age,
which is the minimum for our standards, as long as they are comfortable in the water and are emotionally and physically ready for the
training. On the opposite end, the
oldest we’ve certified is 76. There are
programs called Bubble-Makers and
Seal Team that are geared towards
8- and 9-year-olds, as well.
What is the average cost for
someone to buy dive gear? We have
some great packages that we’ve put
together. Mask, snorkel and fins
start about $150 for a good quality
set. Dive gear? Well, that depends
on the type of diving you will be
doing, but we have packages starting around $1500. Can you go less,
sure! But when we put this package
together, we felt it was the lowest
level of gear that we would use to
dive.
the water? Joe started diving in 2003
and has logged over 650 dives. He
began instructing in 2008. Donna
started in 2000; with over 800 dives,
she began teaching in 2005.
What is the best destination
you’ve dived? Fiji, Little Cayman,
Grand Cayman East End, &
Bonaire.
Are there a lot of SCUBA divers
living here in the high desert? You
would be amazed at the divers in
the Grand Valley. So far this year, we
have issued approximately 130 new
certifications including Open Water
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programs, such as Bubble-Makers
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Do you offer classes to certify
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How long do the classes take? We
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every weekend here in the dive
center in our training pool and
classroom. Deeper water work is
done at CMU or at Orchard Mesa
pool on Monday evenings. Then,
every month, we head to the
Homestead Crater, just outside
of Provo UT, and finish the open
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Where in Colorado do people go
to do their open water diver certification? There are many local
lakes, plus the lakes in Denver. But
we prefer the Crater in Utah, as
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feet. Most local lakes are not deep
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11-15 Josh Rogan
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11-16 Huey, Louie & Dewey Rock - Local
11-22
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11-23 Mutiny Rock - Local
11-29
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12-05
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Jerry Goodman Rock - Local
Tony Rosario
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Bear Hand Killers
Bluegrass-Durango
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Tuesday 2 Fer Tuesdays (well)
Wednesday Ladies Night
Thursday Quiz Ninja’s 8-10pm
Thursday $10 All You Can Drink
Wells & Domestics from 9-12p
7 Nov - Christian Peacemaking
Resource hosts conflict resolution
class: Finding Peace Within, presented by Leslie McAninch, noon1pm, United Way of Mesa County,
422 White Ave, suite 337, US Bank
building. Brown bag lunch starts
at 11:45am. Classes are free; donations are appreciated. For information, visit cprpeace.com or call
210-2339.
7 Nov-Family Science NightScience Club! 6-8:30pm, demos and
experiments with area science clubs,
John McConnell Math & Science
Center, 2660 Unaweep Avenue.
254-1626.
7 Nov-Goodman Unplugged
@ Town of Silt Harvest Festival,
5-7pm.
8 Nov-Distant Treasures in the
Mist Exhibit opens at Museum of
the West, 462 Ute Avenue. Hours
10am-3pm Tuesday-Saturday. Cost
is $6.50/adults, $5.50/seniors,
$3.75/children (3-12) or $20/family groups up to 6 members. 2420971.
8 Nov-Mary Lindsey Bailey, oboe
with Andrea Arese-Elias, piano,
7:30pm, Moss Arts Center Recital
Hall, CMU. 248-1604.
8-9 Nov-Goodman Band @ JD’s
Tavern in Fruita 7-9pm, no cover.
9 Nov-Two River Sams Chapter
Good Sam RV Club, noon. Call for
location: 523-5625.
9 Nov-Authors’ Party at Museum
of the West, 462 Ute Avenue., 10am2pm. Local authors will be on
hand to sign their books. Great for
Christmas presents! 242-0971.
9 Nov-BirthSmart Film Fest,
1-3pm, Hampton Inn. Suggested
donation $5.
9 Nov-Tosca-MET Opera Live
on HD Screen in Cinemas, Regal
Cinema, 648 Market St. 248-3558.
9 Nov-Rim Rock Marathon, Fifth
Annual, full marathon and 2-person
relay teams (limit 30 teams). 2-mile
point-to-point marathon along Rim
Rock Drive, starting at east entrance
on Monument Road, through CO
National Monument, to finish at
James M. Robb CO River State Part
in Fruita. Sponsored by US Bank.
9 Nov-Rip the Wash Cyclocross
Series Race #3, 1135 18 Road, Fruita.
After successful first year venue in
2013, Little Salt Wash is back on
schedule for the 2013 Grand Valley
Cyclocross Series. At Stop #3, you’ll
experience the fun of the Fruita
course—fast dirt and pavement
with fun mix of rollers, berms and
jumps! 257-7678.
9 Nov-BirthSmart Film Fest: Birth
& Breastfeeding, 1-3pm, Hampton
Inn, downtown GJ. $5 suggested
donation
9 Nov-“An Evening in Paris,”
GJ Symphony 11th Annual Gala,
cocktails 5:30pm, evening of food
and wine, live and silent auctions
and dancing to GJSO! $125/person,
$1250 for table of ten. 243-6787.
9-11 Nov-Be our Guest-CO
National Monument. Saturday thru
Monday, the National Park Service
offers a fee-free day celebrating
Veteran’s Day weekend! 858-3617.
11 N o v - H H V C o m m u n i t y
Based Arts & Crafts Center is
open Monday-Friday 8:30-noon.
We will be open on Veterans
Day, Monday, November 11, 2013.
For more information, call 970-4240499.
13 Nov-Kings & Queens Tour
featuring Audio Adrenaline,
with Disciple, Stellar Kart, Ryan
Stevenson, 7pm, CMU Brownson
Arena, 1100 North Avenue.
13 Nov-Goodman Unplugged @
Ale House 7-10pm, no cover.
13 Nov-Clutch, featuring the
Sword and American Shark, Mesa
Theater & Lounge, 538 Main. 2411717.
13 Nov-Tosca, MET Opera Encore
on Screen in Cinemas, Regal Cinema,
648 Market Street. 248-3558.
13-16 Nov-Hay Fever, 7:30pm,
CMU Robinson Theater. Noel
Coward’s 1924 play is a study in
high farce meeting a comedy of
manners—a kind of Jazz Age soap
opera! Rated G. $20 adults, $15
seniors, $6 students. 248-1604 box
office or online at coloradomesa.
edu/mosstickets.
14 Nov-Mesa County Concert
Association’s Twisted Strings
Concert, 7:30pm, GJHS Auditorium.
Doors open 6:45pm. Call (970) 2431972 for few available tickets.
14 Nov-GJ Christian Women’s
Network November Luncheon,
12:15pm, Clarion Inn. $14 all
inclusive. “Sparkle in the Season,”
featuring holiday fashions from
Heirlooms for Hospice. Speaker:
P.J. Click, Glenwood Springs, “Be
the Coach of your Life.” RSVP necessary: Linda, 858-1044.
14 Nov-Changing Landscapes
of Science Lecture, 7pm, Whitman
E d u c a t i o n a l C e n t e r, 2 4 8 S .
Fourth Street. Topic is Local Energy
Resources – Geology presented by
Dr. Rex Cole. $5 for members of
Museum of Western Colorado or
John McConnell Math and Science
Center or $10 for non-members.
242-0971.
14 Nov-Opera Workshop, 7:30pm,
Moss Performing Arts Center Recital
Hall, CMU. Box office: 248-1604.
15 Nov-Downtown GJ Tree
Lighting, Fourth & Main, downtown, 5-7pm. 245-9697.
15 Nov-Behind the Scenes at
Dinosaur Journey, 550 Jurassic Ct.,
Fruita. See areas, laboratories not
visited by public! 242-0971.
15 Nov-Behind the Scenes Tour,
5:30pm, Museum of the West, 462
Ute Avenue. $5/person and preregistration is not required. 2420971.
15 Nov-Goodman Band @ Triple
Tree Tavern, 9pm-close, no cover.
15 Nov-Kristen Yeon-Ji Yun, cello
with Arthur Houle, piano, 7:30pm,
CMU, Moss Arts Center Recital
Hall. 248-1604.
16 Nov-Children’s Grief
Awareness Day ceremony and
balloon release to honor departed
loved ones, 1pm, HopeWest Care
Center (Hospice), 3090 N. Twelfth
Street. 683-4921.
16 Nov-Ignite Western Slope,
1-3pm, Central Branch Mesa County
Public Library. An experience you
will not forget! 527-4758.
18 Nov-Namibia & South Africa,
“Armchair Travelers” Lecture
Series, 6:30pm, Mesa County Public
Library, 530 Grand, presented by
Tom Woodward and Brian Olson.
Lectures continue through April
2014! 243-4442.
21 Nov-Children’s Grief
Awareness Day, WEAR BLUE to
show support for grieving children
and teens in our community. Find
out more you can do: Hope West
& Hospice, 3090 N. Twelfth Street,
683-4921.
21 Nov-Oral History presentation,
noon, Whitman Educational Center,
248 S. Fourth Street. This program
jointly sponsored by Museum of
Western Colorado and Mesa County
Historical Society and is free to the
public. 242-0971.
22 Nov-Goodman Band @ Brush
Creek Saloon in Eagle, 9pm-close,
no cover.
22-23 Nov-FALL for Dance, CMU
Dance Program presents Fall Dance
Concert, Moss Performing Arts
Center, Robinson Theater. Nov. 22 at
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Info, tickets: box office 248-1604.
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His career began in 1949, Riley
King AKA B.B. King. At the age
of 86, B.B. King is still one of the
hardest working men in show biz.
He is such an amazing talent
that you could fill books about his
life. Enjoy a few facts about his
incredible career.
1. “Lucille,” a song King penned
is also the name he has given to
his beloved guitar. In 1980, Gibson
Guitar Corporation launched the
Gibson Lucille Model.
2. In 2006, B.B. King received
the Presidential Medal of Freedom
Award from George. W. Bush.
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3. He credits Frank Sinatra
for opening doors for black
entertainers. Frank Sinatra is his
favorite singer.
4. B.B. King has 15 Grammy
Awards, a Lifetime Achievement
Award , and membership into the
Grammy Hall of Fame.
5. After returning from WWII,
King spun records in Memphis
and coined the name “The Beale
Street Blues Boy.” Hence the name
B.B. King.
6. B.B. King is a licensed private
pilot and learned to fly at Lansing
Municipal Airport in 1963.
A VERY SPECIAL ACOUSTIC
SHOW FEATURING EVERLAST
with: Special Guest Big B
Birth Name: Erik Schrody
Born: 1969/08/18
Birth Place:
Valley Stream, New York
Years Active: 1988–present
Genres: Blues, Hip Hop, Rock,
Alternative, Country Rap
Erik Schrody (born August 18,
1969 in Valley Stream, New York),
better known by his stage name
Everlast, is a Grammy Awardwinning American rapper and
songwriter, and as the front-man
for rap group House of Pain.
Everlast is also part of the hiphop supergroup La Coka Nostra,
which consists of members of
House of Pain and other rappers.
House of Pain’s 1992 eponymous
debut album went multi-platinum,
spawning the successful single
“Jump Around.” The group
eventually disbanded in 1996 with
Everlast pursuing a solo career.
He released his debut solo
album, “Forever Everlasting” in
1990. The album included “The
Rhythm” which featured Ice-T,
“Never Missin’ a Beat” and “I Got
The Knack” featuring DJ Lethal
with whom he’d later join to form
House of Pain.
After House of Pain broke up
in 1996, Everlast released his
second solo album, 1998’s “Whitey
Ford Sings the Blues” was both a
commercial and critical success
selling more than three million
copies. The album was certified
2× platinum and peaked at #9 on
the Billboard 200 Albums chart.
The album’s lead single “What
It’s Like” proved to be his most
popular and successful song,
peaking at #1 on the Billboard Hot
Living Legend at
Mainstream Rock Tracks chart and
#1 on the Hot Modern Rock Tracks
chart. It also peaked at #13 on the
Billboard Hot 100 Singles chart,
becoming the singer’s only solo
Top 40 hit on the U.S. pop chart to
date. The follow up single, “Ends,”
also reached the Rock Top 10.
Everlast
followed-up
this
success by collaborating with
Carlos Santana on the track “Put
Your Lights On” on Santana’s 1999
album “Supernatural.” It peaked at
#8 on the Mainstream Rock Tracks
chart. “Put Your Lights On” won
Best Rock Performance by a Duo
or Group with Vocal at the 2000
Grammy Awards.
Despite the success of “Whitey
Ford Sings the Blues” and his
success with Santana, Everlast’s
follow-up album, 2000’s “Eat at
Whitey’s,” stumbled commercially
at first in the United States.
However, it was eventually
certified gold.
His fourth solo album, 2004’s
“White Trash Beautiful” was
7. King has released over
50 albums – with his highest
debuting album solo album
“One Kind Favor” this done at
the tender age of 83.
8. In 1970 King Won a Grammy
Award for “The Thrill Is Gone,” a
song that was originally written
by West Coast Blues singer Roy
Hawkins.
9. King was diagnosed with
Diabetes over twenty years ago,
and is an avid spokesperson in
the fight against the disease.
10. B. B. King was inducted
into the Rock n Roll Hall of Fame
in 1987.
released after almost a four-year
hiatus. In early 2006, Everlast
teamed up with his former House
of Pain mates DJ Lethal and Danny
Boy to join the hip-hop group
La Coka Nostra. Their first song
was “Fuck Tony Montana” which
featured Cypress Hill MC B Real
and Sick Jacken. The group’s
debut album “A Brand You Can
Trust” was released in July 2009.
The album featured guests like
Snoop Dogg, B Real, Bun B,
Immortal Technique, Sick Jacken
and Q-Unique.
In 2007, Everlast was chosen
to do the theme song for the TV
show “Saving Grace.” The song,
“Saving Grace,” plays during the
show’s main title sequence, and
was originally released to digital
outlets only, however, it was also
included on Everlast’s fifth solo
album, “Love, War and the Ghost
of Whitey Ford.” The album was
released in 2008 on Everlast’s own
record label, Martyr Inc.
In October 2011, Everlast’s
sixth solo album, Songs of the
Ungrateful Living, was released
through Martyr Inc. in partnership
with EMI.
On August 27 2013 Everlast’s
7th solo album The Life Acoustic
was released via his own record
label Martyr Inc.
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Audio Adrenaline Tour announced for GJ
The Christian rock group, Audio Adrenaline, will perform live at
Colorado Mesa University’s Brownson Arena on November 13. Doors
open at 6pm, and show starts at 7pm. Opening acts are Disciple,
Stellar Kart and Ryan Stevenson. The show is sponsored by Focused
on the Heart and Monumental Events. This is a general admission
seating, and tickets are $17 advance, $20 at door, or $15 advance each
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Legendary pianist George Winston will be performing in the Grand Valley on Saturday, December
28, 7:30m, at the Chateau at Two Rivers Winery on the
Redlands in Grand Junction. General admission tickets
are $35, and you may buy them through TicketsWest
online, at City Market stores and Back Porch Music, or
by calling 243-TIXS (8497). This Sandstone concert is
an all-ages affair. Please bring a canned food donation
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Month?”
Jim: “Saddling our kids with $17
trillion in debt of which they can
never get out of and will not have
as good a life as we have?”
Jim: “Bailing out Detroit after
decades of corrupt Democratic
management?”
Jim: “You mean the State Dept.
lying about Benghazi?”
Jim: “You mean voter fraud?”
Jim: “Intentionally trying to hurt
Americans during the sequester?”
Jim: “Blocking veterans who
secured our freedoms from their
monuments but giving the green
light for Illegals to use Monument
Mall?”
Jim: “Denying school kids the
ability to tour the White House but
still spending lavishly on his parties?”
Jim: “You mean Obama saying
we can keep our insurance and
doctors if we wanted to?”
Jim: “You mean the military not
getting their votes counted?”
Jim: “The NSA monitoring foreign diplomats?”
Jim: “You mean the use of drones
in our own country without the
benefit of the law?”
Jim: “Giving 123 Technologies
$300 Million and right after it declared bankruptcy and was sold to
the Chinese?”
Jim: “You mean the president
arming the Muslim Brotherhood?”
Bob: “No the other one:.
Jim: “The IRS targeting conservatives?”
Jim: “The DOJ spying on the
press?”
Jim: “Sebelius shaking down
health insurance executives?”
Jim: “You mean Obama spending $3.7 Trillion on Welfare Over
Last 5 Years”
Jim: “Giving SOLYNDRA $500
MILLION DOLLARS and 3 months
later they declared bankruptcy and
then the Chinese bought it?”
Jim: “The NSA monitoring our
phone calls, emails and everything
else?”
Jim: “Millions of Americans losing their health care coverage?”
Jim: “Forcing Americans to
include coverage in their insurance policies of items they do not
want?”
Jim: “Ordering the release of
nearly 10,000 illegal immigrants
from jails and prisons, and falsely
blaming the sequester?”
Jim: “Denying Arizona the right
to protect its borders?”
Jim: “Providing weapons to Syrian rebels many of whom apparently are Al Queda”
Jim: “The president’s repeated
violation of the law requiring him
to submit a
budget no later than the first
Monday in February?”
Jim: “The 2012 vote where 115%
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Jim: “The president’s unconstitutional recess appointments in an
attempt to circumvent the Senate’s
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Jim: “The State Department interfering with an Inspector General investigation on departmental
sexual misconduct?”
Jim: “Clinton, the IRS, Clapper
and Holder all lying to Congress?”
Jim: “The President using nearly
$1 trillion dollars of stimulus mon-
When it comes to legends of hard rock,
no one speaks louder than Motörhead. The
band, led by vocalist/bassist Lemmy
Kilmister, has been around almost 40
years. With over 30 million copies sold of
their historic 20 studio albums, the accolades and respect continue to build. Responsible for re-energizing a dying heavy
metal scene in the late 1970s, Motörhead
has over the years become possibly the
most influential band of our lifetime.
Bands from all walks of rock and roll continue to name them as THE most important band of the era. You just can't argue the
impact the band has had over the last four
decades.
Don't tell that to Lemmy, though. As
humble as he is horrific, rock and roll's
elder statesmen of all
things dirty and grimy
seems to almost back away
from the attention. Instead
of strutting around as the
king of rock, you can usually find him at the Rainbow Room in Hollywood,
cozied up to the bar playing video games and drinking Jack Daniels.
Not exactly what you would expect from
rock and roll royalty, but that "regular guy"
mentality is one of his greatest traits - when
he's not making kick ass records.
It's the music that seems to transform
Lemmy from a mild-mannered gentle giant
to one pissed-off bastard. When that beast
is unleashed, the hard rock and metal communities usually stop what they are doing
to take notice. Not only out of respect, but
to take in another dose of the drug that is
Motörhead.
The latest "fix" is 'Aftershock'. A fourteen track affirmation of everything that is
great about them and another storied
episode in the life of a man - and a band who just won't die.
If you are expecting a "new" sound
from Motörhead, you haven't paid much attention over the years. Their combination
of blues, punk, speed metal, and rock and
roll has run a pretty straight line over their
career - as has Lemmy's gravelly, raspy vocals. That trend continues on the new
record. While I usually bash bands for
sticking to the same formula, the unique
(and unaltered) style of Motörhead somehow still sounds fresh among the rest of
today's harder music.
As soon as you hit "play", the familiar
break-neck speed and energy that has defined the band all these years hits you like
a ton of bricks.
ey to fund his cronies?”
Bob: “No, the other one”
Jim:
“You mean Fast & Furious?”
Jim:”I give up! ...Oh wait, I think
I got it! You mean that 65 million low-information voters who
don’t pay taxes and get free stuff
from taxpayers and stuck us again
with the most pandering, corrupt
administration in American history?”
Bob: “THAT’S THE ONE!”
The opener "Heartbreaker" goes
straight for the jugular. It is immediately obvious that Motörhead hasn't
lost a step - and in fact - sounds better
than ever. Forceful rockers like,
"Coup De Grace", "Death Machine" and "Silence When You Speak
To Me," showcase the bands’ cohesiveness (drummer Mikkey Dee and
guitarist Phil Campbell efforts are
flawless) while "End Of Time" and
"Going To Mexico" channel the classic "Ace of Spades" sound. Most of
these tracks get right to the point of
ripping your face off as Motörhead has
never been about wasting time with
frivolous fills or nonsensical lyrics.
Even most of the guitar solos are condensed - barely giving
you enough time to pour
a shot or light a cigarette.
But that's the beauty of it
all. It's downright nasty
throughout.
A couple of tracks
though find Lemmy capturing a softer side amidst
the chaos. The groove-laden and blues
heavy, "Lost Woman Blues" and
"Dust and Glass," not only offer up a
couple of moments to catch your
breath but also showcase the bands
ability to write deep, meaningful
songs.
The record, as a whole, is all about
being loud, fast, and fun in a style and
effort that only Motörhead - amongst
all their peers - seem to have perfected.
Lemmy said it best when asked
about the new record: "We've been
lucky. We've been around so long, people realize they can't get us to go away.
So they've just decided to join us. You
might not like what we do, but we do
what we do very well. We're not killing
ourselves. We don't get into the studio
and say, 'Let's write a hit single!'
We've never been one of those bands.
We really don't care if everybody likes
it. If people like it, to us, it's a bonus."
By "not caring", Motörhead has
delivered a fantastic, memorable
album that should please long time
fans and newcomers alike, and has
once again proven that - if nothing else
- you can't kill rock and roll.
9.5/10
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October/November Recommended New Releases
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Lightning Bolt
TRIVIUM
Vengeance Falls
SKELETONWITCH
Serpents Unleased
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23 Nov-Goodman Band @
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24 Nov-Guest Artist Opera
Extravaganza, 7:30pm, Moss Arts
Center Recital Hall. Box office: 2481604.
26 Nov-Thunder Mountain
Camera Club monthly meeting,
7pm, Grand Junction Masonic
Center, 2400 Consistory Court.
Program by Rob Kurtzman. Info:
call Kathleen, 260-7488.
27 Nov-Goodman Band @ Black
Nugget in Carbondale, 8pm-midnight, no cover.
29 Nov-Goodman Band @ Naggy
McGee’s, 9pm-1am, no cover.
30 Nov-Goodman Band @
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30 Nov-1 Dec-Antique Junque
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5 Dec-Timothy McAllister, saxophone with Arthur Houle, piano,
7:30pm, Moss Arts Center Recital
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5 Dec-Timothy McAllister, saxophone with Arthur Houle, piano,
7:30pm, Moss Arts Center, CMU.
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6 Dec-Wind Symphony Concert,
7:30pm, Moss Arts Center, Robinson
Theater. Box office: 248-1604.
7 Dec-Christmas Craft Fair
by Lavender Assn. of Western
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Pumpkin pancakes
4 eggs
½ cup pumpkin puree (not pumpkin pie filling)
1 teaspoon pumpkin pie spice
Pinch of salt
Butter (for the griddle)
Combine the first four ingredients
until well blended. Heat griddle or
skillet to medium heat, brush the
griddle with butter. Scoop about
1/3 cup of batter on to the griddle.
Cook until golden on the bottom
and slightly opaque in the center
and around the edges. Flip the pancake, brown on the other side, and
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translate well to film. So they
started hitting up the nearest major
convention to Hollywood, looking
to ransack industry talent.
Once movies started being
made from comic books, it seemed
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drunk, I was drunk, and we were
off to the nerd party.
We arrived—and we were on the
list. No, really, it had “the list.” As
a professional partier, I’ve been on
a lot of lists, but this was THE list.
We were allowed in to the most
exclusive nerd party at the Con.
We walked past countless familiar
faces—the Sheriff from “Eureka,”
the Asian guy from “MythBusters,”
the kid from “That 70s Show.” It
was all fine and dandy, but the real
reason we needed in this event was,
unlike many others, this one had an
OPEN BAR.
I have a rule that I NEVER take a
pic with a celebrity, especially one
who has played a character in a show
or movie I liked. Drink after drink, I
watched Captain Mal, Hercules and
Doctor Who walk by me. I began to
feel a little disappointed that I was
We took a pedi-cab back to the
hotel. Spencer collapsed in the hall
incoherently rambling about how
he’d showed me Hollywood and
I needed to step up my game. I
dragged him down the hall by his
feet, excited to look at the image on
his iPhone. It was finally proof that
one of my stories was true—I was
no longer Chunk.
I knew I was breaking my rule
of not taking pics with celebrities,
but it was worth it—it was Joss
Whedon! I looked at the pic. It was
the worst pic ever. I nearly cried.
My huge teeth like a shark’s, my
lazy eye being extra lazy. I had my
friend delete it.
If you go to Comic-Con for your
vacation, do not expect to take a bad
photo with Joss Whedon. Do expect
to stand in lines and put ice packs
on your feet at night.
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Disclaimer: Despite the fact that no
one believes my stories, anyway, I’ve
changed the names of friends to protect
them. Hollywood is a surprisingly small
town, and it’s not worth it to mention
who’s who.
Some friends called and said they
had an extra ticket to San Diego
Comic-Con, the world’s biggest
comic book convention. In case
you’re unfamiliar, the San Diego
Comic Convention started as just
that, a comic and collectible card
convention. Sometime in the ‘90s,
some execs in Hollywood figured
out that comics, a visual media,
a massive convention of all things
action, comedy, sci-fi, fantasy,
whether it be comic books, novels,
magazines, games, collectible cards,
television, film (indie or even major
studios).
Comic-Con has become
Hollywood’s creativity farm. With
that, follows all the Hollywood
money and parties for the elite nerds
of today’s summer blockbusters.
I sound cynical, and that’s because
I am; however, it’s actually the BEST
THING EVER for my generation
and me. It means that the biggest
movies, the strongest novels and
best action films are all based on
things I was picked on for liking
in high school. Nothing makes me
happier than knowing some jerk
in high school who picked on me
for having a Death of Superman
comic in my school Trapper, is now
standing in line at premier night for
“Man of Steel,” raising his son as a
nerd like me. Oh, the sweet irony.
So I thought about all the fun it
would be to attend a convention
right up my alley. And then I
thought, No.
It was a bad idea for me.
All I could imagine was my
accidently stumbling into a party
with all the A-listers getting drunk.
When I got home and told my story,
no one would believe me. That’s
what always happens. Part of the
issue is that I refuse to take pictures
of my happenings. Rule #1 of my
life is I will never take a picture
with a celebrity. I think that rule
has become my curse because I’ve
partied with celebrities so many
times now that it feels normal to me.
Yet, NO ONE EVER believes me. It’s
as if I’m Chunk from “Goonies.”
So, no I did not want the ticket.
They offered a hotel room. I still
said no. Finally they said they’d all
chipped in and got an open bar the
entire con.
I was in.
The plan: Go to the con, buy
some stuff, drink for free in the
hotel room, catch the local beaches,
maybe surf.
I traveled down to Comic-Con.
Day one was pretty good. It’s called
preview night; basically, staff and
people who bought tickets early get
first pick on all the exclusive deals.
If you’re going to Comic-Con for
the first time, I don’t think you get
a ticket for this. You have to preregister at the con the year before.
But it’s worth it.
there. Unlike a regular rave or party,
where I am just AWESOME, here I
was at risk of embarrassing myself
and possibly damaging Spencer’s
career.
Then, HE walked by, the king
of nerd writers—the man who
gave every robot, vampire, alien,
cheerleader, cat-girl-loving writer
hope that our character, worlds
and plots could be realized and
accepted. Dancing in front of me
was Joss. I rolled my heavy, vodkabloated head to face Spencer, who
was just as drunk.
“No one is ever going to believe
me,” I said.
Spencer looked at me, and I could
see he felt pity for me. I was here
with the kind of people I aspired
to be, but I was only here as a fan
boy.
“Take a picture with him. Joss is
really nice like that.”
It might’ve been Spencer ’s
showing off with drunken
confidence, but he pulled me over
to Joss and introduced me. Joss said
something to me, but I was way too
drunk.
Worse, I’m pretty sure I decided
to say stuff to him about him with
no filter or brains. I’ve no clue what
I said. He smiled, and Spencer had
his iPhone out to take a pic. I was
told to make a face, and I did. I was
drunk, and this was awesome. I let Joss get back to partying,
cause I could tell he was there to
dance, not deal with a stumbling
fan boy.
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I learned some lessons. First,
there are panels where you can
see all the creators and the actors
for your favorite shows. However,
some of the panels are such a big
deal people line up days ahead.
Others you need to be there at least
two to four hours beforehand.
If you want any of the exclusive
deals by any of the dealers, you
should expect to wait two hours
in line at least. You might get four
items a day, if all you did was try to
buy special items.
Well, after I learned all this and
met a few of the artists for “My Little
Pony,” I was pretty much done with
the con part of Comic-Con. It was
time for beaches and drinking.
About then I got a text from my
friend Spencer from Hollywood.
He was on the train to San Diego.
A studio had got him a pass for the
con, and he needed some floor space
to crash. I asked the people I was
with, and they were cool with it.
I got nice and drunk before
heading off to meet Spencer at
the train to walk him back to the
hotel.
I have no idea where we met up,
and he was already drunk. Spencer
is a Hollywood social climber and
loves it. That’s what he likes doing.
He began to rattle off all the things
he’d prepared for us that night.
He’d been texting and emailing the
entire train ride, between drinks.
He’d prepared a night for me to
experience the real Hollywood, in
San Diego, at Comic-Con. He was
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Tickets are $20 and are available
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Pickin’ Productions will be presenting two concerts at the Paradise
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Partners in marriage for over 24
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general allergy to all limitations and
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let alone believed that they would
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