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Free A Paper Designed With Readers in Mind Sept. 9 - 22, 2016 Municipalities cooperate to plan, implement bike path Government officials from the Village of Darien, Town of Darien, and the City of Delavan have approved the creation of a bike route between Darien and Delavan. Dubbed the “Interpark Bike Route,” the route connects Bruce Park in Darien with Phoenix Park in Delavan via Creek Road, which has recently undergone a major resurfacing. Along with their approval, the boards from all three governments allocated funds for placing route signs and pavement markings. The placing of signs and pavement marking will continue through the fall. The Interpark bike route goes both directions along the same roads. Bicycle enthusiasts can start at either park and make the 9.6-mile round-trip journey with the added adventure of exploring the downtown areas or relaxing in the parks. The route is generally flat with small hills on Old 89 and a real thriller on Washington Street in Delavan by the sledding hill. Maximum speed for vehicular traffic along the route is 35 miles per hour. What follows is a description of the route from Darien to Delavan: Darien’s Bruce Park is at the corner of County X and Highway 14 just across from the Darien Ice Cream Shoppe and Deb’s Country Cafe. From Bruce Park, bikers travel a short distance east on County X before turning north through downtown Darien on Wisconsin Street. (Continued on page 2) Fishing, scenery vie for top attractions in the Dells By Paul A. Smith Over the past 26 years of living and working in the Wisconsin Dells, Dave Ehardt has just about seen it all when it comes to boating and recreation on the Wisconsin River. The magic acts and thrill rides in the central Wisconsin tourist destination aren’t limited to the land-based attractions. “Some boaters out here could qualify for the circus,” said Ehardt, 61. “Others seem like they’re trying to set a record for number of people on a vessel.” In between the private parties on the water, regularly scheduled trips of duck boats and jet boats carry visitors through the area. On top of that, there are scores of kayaks, canoes and stand-up paddle boarders. No doubt, the 5 miles of the Wisconsin below the Dells dam is one of the most heavily used stretches of river in the state. But it’s also among the most scenic. Just blocks from the bustling city, the river winds through a valley dominated by sandstone outcroppings and pinecovered bluffs. Renowned photographer H.H. Bennett might not recognize the humanmade environs in the area (called Kilbourn City when he moved there). But much of the landscape he recorded in the late 1800s is unchanged. And the area is more than pretty. The river features a diverse, healthy fish community that provides angling opportunities year-round. An angler and a tour boat share a scenic narrows among sandstone features in the Wisconsin River near the Wisconsin Dells. (Paul A. Smith/Milwaukee Journal Sentinel/TNS) Add it up, and the popularity of the Dells is no mystery. The fishing component has been enough to keep Ehardt – owner and operator of Big Dave’s Guide Service – in the Dells since 1990. “That’s longer than I’ve ever done anything in my life,” Ehardt said. He has focused his fishing efforts on the Wisconsin River from the Dells dam to the southern end of Lake Wisconsin. The more than quarter-century of experience has allowed Ehardt to know, just by looking at the water and checking the water flow and height, where and how to fish. When I met Ehardt at 5:30 p.m., he sat in his boat, tethered to a pier at Newport Park public launch, and cast into a pocket of slack water. A flotilla of pleasure boaters on kayaks and stand-up paddle boards drifted within 20 yards of his location. Ehardt hooked a northern pike on his first cast. “Always got to see if anyone is home,” Ehardt said. “Now let’s move away from the crowds.” Ehardt’s time on the water also has provided him with a “black book” of spots to fish, many in remote areas and along undeveloped shorelines of the river. He fired up the outboard and we motored downriver from the public launch, through cream and red rock pillars and into a broad valley with treecovered shores. In less than 10 minutes, we were fishing in a stretch of river without a human-built structure or other boat in sight. Recent rains had the river running relatively high for mid-August. Ehardt set us up for drifts along shorelines that dropped off quickly into 3 to 6 feet of water. We cast wacky-rigged rubber worms, spinners and jigs tipped with soft-plastics toward shore and worked them back to the boat. Shortly after my fifth cast with a wacky worm hit the water, my line twitched. I set the hook to heavy resistance. Seconds later a smallmouth bass leaped clear of the water. The fish was thick and long and handsomely striped in bronze and black. The fish jumped twice more, its features and dimensions made clear in the early evening light. For an angler fond of river smallmouth, it was a magical display. Several minutes of to-and-fro ensued before the smallie came to net. The fish was 21 inches long and estimated between 5 and 6 pounds. “That’s the fish of a lifetime for many anglers,” Ehardt said. (Continued on page 2) 2 — The Beacon Bike path Continued from page 1 “Family fitness opportunities are a priority for Darien,” says Village Darien President Kurt Zipp, “and the Interpark Bike Route fits nicely with our priorities.” Bikers continue north out of Darien as Wisconsin Street becomes Old 89. There are no paved shoulders on Old 89, but the speed limit is just 35 miles per hour and sight lines are very good. Route markings on Old 89 will alert vehicle drivers to bicycle traffic on the road. At Creek Road, bikers will turn east and travel along the Town of Darien’s repaved section with 4-foot wide paved shoulders. Here again, the speed limit is 35 miles per hour. Wisconsin Dells Continued from page 1 After a quick photo and measurement, the fish was returned to the water so it could be the fish of many lifetimes. We continued drifting shorelines as well as anchoring near rock bars. We caught smallmouth at each spot. The fish ranged from 8 to 21 inches. The wacky rig produced the most hook-ups. As the sun dropped toward the treetops, the temperature was a comfortable 80 degrees. A light west wind kept the bugs at bay. For most of the evening, our only fellow anglers were a pair of bald eagles, one osprey and three great-blue herons. “This is why I stayed,” Ehardt said. see us online at www.readthebeacon.com Sept. 9, 2016 As Creek Rd crosses Lawson School Rd, the City of Delavan has provided legal bike lanes almost all the way to the intersection with County X at the Sweet Aroma Ristorante. Riders will need to exercise caution at this busy intersection. Fortunately, the speed limit is only 25 miles per hour and drivers are accustomed to riders near Phoenix Middle School. When this intersection is updated, additional infrastructure will be considered to assist bike riders on the route. Riders then turn north onto County X (Beloit St) where a paved shoulder is available, then east on Washington Street (near the Delavan-Darien High School), which carries the riders to Phoenix Park and historic downtown Delavan. As mentioned earlier, the route is reversible and riders can begin at Phoenix Park in Delavan and travel along the same roads to Bruce Park in Darien. Future plans are to expand the Interpark Bike Route to include Darien’s West Park. The Village of Darien is working with the Wisconsin Department of Transportation to get permission to provide crosswalks at Madison Street and Highway 14, which would connect the route to West Park. Improvements to Highway 14 at Madison Street are not expected to happen in 2016, but the Village is motivated to include their premier park in the route and the route will be extended as soon as possible. The idea for the Interpark Bike Route was first considered in May. Rich Brown of Delavan, a volunteer on the Downtown Delavan Project Management Team who is associated with Avant Bicycle Supply, proposed the idea to a group of representatives from the three governments. Mark Wendorf and Tom Klug represented the City of Delavan, Bob Williams the Town of Darien, and Rebecca Houseman LeMire and Greg Epping the Village of Darien. The representatives endorsed the plan and got approval and funds from their respective boards. “Watching the governments work together on the project was exciting,” said Rich Brown, who has been riding the route a couple of times a week since Creek Road reopened. “People like to complain about government, but I couldn’t be more pleased with their willingness to work together to the benefit of our residents.” Ehardt grew up in South Milwaukee just up the hill from Lake Michigan. He learned to love fishing in area parks, lagoons and along the shore of the Big Pond. If his parents needed to find him, they knew where to look – outside, in one of his favorite fishing spots. These days, as a resident on a farm near Wisconsin Dells, he’s never far from the water, either. Toward sunset, we moved upriver to a flat where game fish often feed on shiners and shad. Like clockwork, the fireworks started at 7:45 p.m. Bait fish skittered across the surface, bigger forms bulged the water in pursuit. We cast into the fray and hooked fish about every other cast. The catch included smallmouth and walleyes. Like all fish caught on the outing, these were released. A duck boat passed near us as we fished, its tour guide detailing the abovewater scenery as we enjoyed the bounty below the surface. As darkness settled into the valley, a full moon rose above a sandstone pillar. “There’s no other place like it,” Ehardt said. “This is why I’m still here.” ©2016 Milwaukee Journal Sentinel Offering special care for older adults Only The Beacon has Good Humour, which starts on page 26. Senior ior adults dese de ve expert, respectful and deser compassionate care for their heir special health hea care needs. 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I have written before about the dingbats – mostly in the Middle East – who fire guns into the air without wondering where the bullets will fall to earth. Here is a recent news story that answers that question. “A woman has been left fighting for her life after she was hit by celebratory gunfire during a wedding in Saudi Arabia,” reported Mailonline correspondent Jennifer Newton. “The victim, in her 40s, had been at the marriage ceremony in the northern city of Turaif when she was struck by a stray bullet. “Police confirmed that an investigation into the incident was underway and that the man responsible for the wedding was detained and referred to the public prosecutor. “The incident came just days after another wedding guest, this time a 20year-old man, was hit by a stray bullet at a separate celebration in Saudi Arabia. He had been at a relative’s wedding near Makkah when the shots were fired and one hit him, leaving him in a coma. “The rise in casualties from celebratory gunfire has prompted the Kingdom to clamp down on the tradition, which sees shots fired to celebrate a happy occasion. Now, even the groom can be arrested if guests at his wedding start firing shots. [Since it’s a strict Muslim country, he can probably also be arrested if they start downing shots.] In 2012, twenty women and children died and dozens others were injured when traditional celebratory gunfire brought down an electric cable causing a fire to break out. “A total of 23 people – believed to be mostly women - were electrocuted when bullets caused the high-voltage power line to fall onto a metal door at the wedding in eastern Saudi Arabia.” Meanwhile, the fur-faced fanatic of Isis are apparently hitting a new high (low?) in hypocrisy. Remember when Muslims across the globe went crazy when it was reported that guards in Guantanamo had dunked a copy of the Koran in a toilet? And when a Florida fundamentalist preacher threatened to burn one? Now members of ISIS are booby-trapping their holy book to kill fellow Muslims who they think might not adhere to their particular brand of the faith. It has been reported by various news sources that, in the latest sick tactic by terrorist group ISIS, bombs are being hidden inside copies of the Koran. US military officials are said to have confirmed that the sneaky booby trap strategy involves leaving Islam’s holy book on the streets of Ramadi, Iraq, and waiting for local people to pick them up. The use of the religious book was a shock given the terrorist group’s normally strict implementation of Sharia law. I think this tactic may steeply curtail their anticipated supply of virgins in paradise. Speaking of Donald Trump. Oh, wait, this column is supposed to be Trump-free, a much-anticipated respite from the marathon coverage of The Candidate. A Good Morning America anchor- woman has been forced to apologize after using the term “colored people” live on TV. Amy Robach was discussing the lack of diversity in Hollywood when she made what many people considered to be a racial slur. She was referring to the case of mixed race actress Zendaya being cast in the role of Mary Jane in the new Spiderman film – a role that has been played by white actresses in the past. The co-anchor, who was substituting for Robin Roberts, noted recent criticism for casting white actors “in what one might assume should be a role reserved for colored people.” After the broadcast, Robach released a statement apologizing and explaining she had meant to say “people of color.” But the apology came too late for many viewers who were outraged at the coanchor’s racial slur. Many branded it “offensive,” while another tweeted that Robach “gets a pass this time” but vowed to ditch GMA for a rival morning program if it happened again,” which must have had producers quaking in their boots. The words used to describe AfricanAmericans have evolved over time, said Deborah E. McDowell, director of the University of Virginia's Carter G. Woodson Institute for African-American and African Studies. She told how words now deemed offensive, including negro, colored, Afro-American have been replaced by the current terms black, AfricanAmerican and people of color. Woodson said “We no longer use the term colored people, although once upon a time it was acceptable.” Sept. 9, 2016 — 3 Horse hockey. Has anyone told this to the National Assocation for the Advancement of Colored People, better known as the NAACP? I have thought for many years that the term “colored people” is so outdated, the organization might be advised to look for a new name. But I fail to see why “colored people” is any more offensive than the term “people of color.” It is nearly impossible to keep up with what different groups prefer to be called. Now that most people have gotten used to calling American Indians Native Americans, we learn that many of them actually prefer the term Indian. In Canada, they are called the First Peoples. I believe the intent of the speaker should be taken into account before she or he is criticized for using what some people consider a politically incorrect term. Obviously, Robach did not use the phrase in a derogatory manner. I think it’s time for people to chill out and let us all stop walking on eggshells for fear that we offend someone. • • • • According to CNN, “Longtime Hillary Clinton aide Huma Abedin announced Aug. 29 that she and former US Rep. Anthony Weiner are separating after new reports surfaced that he sent sexually suggestive photos again.” What took so long? 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Under the Antiquities Act of 1906, any president has unilateral power to create new national monuments to set aside federal land and sea regions to protect them from development and commercial exploitation. President Theodore Roosevelt famously used this authority to create 18 national monuments. Obama has now exceeded that record by designating as national monuments 23 areas of natural beauty and value. These preserved areas are the glory of this country. Our national parks, in particular, have been called “America’s best idea.” But, though the National Park Service is, this year, celebrating its centennial, not everyone thinks the parks and monuments and preserves are so wonderful. From the time of Teddy Roosevelt, there have always been politicians in thrall to mining companies and other corporate interests who oppose the idea of holding federal land in trust for all the people of the United States and keeping it out of the hands of private owners. Roosevelt enraged politicians in the western states by setting aside 150 million acres of land as national forests. Congress tried to block him from doing more, but he found ways to work around the reactionaries in the House and Senate. Thanks to Roosevelt’s political skill and passion for conservation, millions more forest acres The were protected, as well as places like Chaco Canyon, Devil’s Tower and, grandest of all, the Grand Canyon. Roosevelt, and many wise leaders who followed him, bestowed on all generations of Americans an invaluable heritage in public lands. Scandalously, though, many politicians have not proven to be good stewards of that heritage. The national parks in recent years have been kept on a starvation budget. Between 2005 and 2014, funding dropped 8 percent. The parks currently struggle with a $12 billion backlog in repairs and maintenance. Just one park alone – Joshua Tree National Park in the California desert – needs $60 million in restoration but has a yearly budget of just $6 million. A national parks funding bill currently before Congress would help address the repair needs of the parks, but the legislation has been laden with unfriendly amendments that would subvert the Clean Water Act, the Clean Air Act and the Antiquities Act. Clearly, some members of Congress are more interested in protecting business interests than protecting America’s most cherished places. Luckily, we currently have a president who is committed to upholding and advancing the legacy of Roosevelt. But who comes next? Will voters choose as our next president a person who will also be a champion of the national parks, the national forests, the national monuments and the nature preserves in the manner of Roosevelt and Obama? Or will they pick someone who will side with the exploiters who are eager to roll back a century of progress in protecting America’s natural heritage? Two-time Pulitzer Prize winner David Horsey is a political commentator for the Los A ngeles Times. ©2014, David Horsey Distributed by Tribune Media Services. Beacon WEST PUBLISHING & ADVERTISING INC. P.O. Box 69 • Williams Bay, WI 53191-0069 (262) 245-1877 • Fax 245-1855 e-mail: beaconnews@charter.net Web Site: www.readthebeacon.com Dennis West Editor and Publisher Kathi West V.P. and Treasurer Circulation Ed Breitenfield Judy Himsl Ethan West Advertising Manager Mark West Composition Manager Wendy Shafer Correspondents Marjie Reed Penny Gruetzmacher Geneva West Sept. 9, 2016 Forsaking all others By Cal Thomas Loyalty oaths have been tried in the past, but eventually were struck down by the courts as either too vague, or an unconstitutional violation of free speech. These applied, as far as I can tell from reading their history, only to American citizens. Republican presidential candidate Donald Trump has suggested something different. He wants to screen Cal Thomas people coming into America to see if they share American values. Trump says he would exclude not only people who sympathize with terrorists and believe in Sharia law, but those “who do not believe in our Constitution, or who support bigotry and hatred.” Think of it this way, would the NAACP admit a member of the KKK? Who would deny them their right to turn racists away? From the reaction of the media and Democrats (but I repeat myself), one might think Trump’s name is a synonym for “bigot” and that he is attempting to create a master race in America. Not so fast. As World Magazine editor Marvin Olasky points out in the publication’s Sept. 3 issue, “Millions of Americans are here because their ancestors signed ‘declarations of intention’ similar to what Trump is suggesting.” Olasky found the declaration of intention Albert Einstein signed in 1936. He became a U.S. citizen four years later. Here is what it said: “I will, before being admitted to citizenship, renounce forever all allegiance and fidelity to any foreign prince, potentate, state, or sovereignty. … I am not an anarchist; I am not a polygamist nor a believer in the practice of polygamy.” Olasky writes that his immigrant grandfather signed a similar declaration in 1914. A century ago, he says, “anarchist” was the equivalent of today’s terrorist. Some anarchists planted bombs, one [anarchist, not bomb] assassinated President William McKinley. Olasky continues: “Since Sharia law allows and even proposes polygamy as an act of justice, U.S. law excluded Muslims who embraced it. There were to be no divided loyalties.” In order for Utah to enter the Union, the state had to renounce polygamy, a doctrine believed and practiced at that time by some Mormons. President Obama is admitting people into America who believe in Sharia law, and the polygamy it allows. “No divided loyalties” was the key phrase in Olasky’s last sentence. How long ago and far away that seems today when our loyalties are more divided than at any time since the Civil War. Diversity has replaced unity and hyphenated identifiers now divide races and ethnic groups. “Out of many, one” is fading as our national motto. Out of one, many, is rapidly becoming our new one. Much of mainstream media fuel the division because conflict sells. They promote our flaws instead of the phrase from “America the Beautiful,” one of our great patriotic hymns, “God mend thine every flaw.” Instead, too many seem intent on exposing, even promoting, new flaws and dividing us further. Who will love America if we don’t? Who will sacrifice their lives for freedom if not us? We had better realize America is something special, or risk losing it. Another verse from “America the Beautiful” is worth recalling as the presidential election approaches: “O beautiful for heroes proved In liberating strife. Who more than self their country loved And mercy more than life.” Who among our leaders demonstrate their love of America more than their love of self? Go to YouTube.com and listen to the late Ray Charles’ version of this hymn to America. If it doesn’t make you tear up, perhaps you’d better check your patriotic meter. There is nothing wrong and much right about what Trump proposes for people who want to become citizens of this country. He is no more a bigot than those who wrote the oath taken by Albert Einstein and many others. (Readers may email Cal Thomas at tcaeditors@tribpub.com.) (Cal Thomas’ latest book is “W hat Works: Common Sense Solutions for a Stronger A merica” is available in bookstores now. ©2016 Tribune Content Agency, LLC The Beacon see us online at www.readthebeacon.com The budgeting process continues By Dave Bretl I typically start my Labor Day columns by complaining that I had to labor on the holiday. Each year, shortly after the long weekend, I release my proposed annual budget to the County Board. I include a detailed letter along with the budget explaining what all of the numbers mean. Depending upon how organized I am at the time, I am either putting the finishing touches on the letter or starting it from scratch on Monday morning. This year our board meets on Tuesday, the first day after the holiday. Given the time that it David Bretl takes to type, copy and collate the document, Kate Willet and Nicole Hill, the administrative assistants responsible for producing the finished product, wouldn’t let me out of the building on Friday until I handed in my work. I can’t blame them. Apparently, memories of changing toner cartridges and clearing jammed copy machines, ten minutes before the start of the board meeting were still fresh in their minds from previous years. My annual budget letter is centered around themes that shaped the spending plan. An important one this year is the low growth environment that our county has been in for the past decade. During the 1990s and into the early 2000s, Walworth County grew at a rapid rate, both in terms of equalized value and population. Population is self-explanatory, but equalized value merits an explanation. In very simple terms, equalized value is the price that would be obtained if every taxable parcel of land in the county was sold. Two factors cause equalized value to rise; new construction and market conditions. When a new building is constructed, it adds to the tax base of the county. That growth is called “net new construction” by the Department of Revenue. An expanding tax base is generally good news to taxpayers. It means that the overall tax burden is levied against additional property value. Market conditions are another way in which equalized value can rise. As the sales prices of homes increase, so does equalized value. The economic collapse of 2008 marked a significant change in the growth of Walworth County. After years of double digit growth in equalized value, the rate of growth slowed and then turned negative in 2010. After four years of decline, equalized values finally began to grow in 2014. The recovery since then has been weak, however, and continues to occur at a rate slower than the state, as a whole. The equalized value of the county in January of this year was $13.6 billion, which is two billion dollars less than it was in 2009. Property taxes represent the county’s most significant source of revenue to pay for the programs it provides. Equalized value is important to the budget process because state law limits the growth of the county tax levy to the percentage of net new construction that took place in the previous year. Net new construction rose by just seven tenths of one percent last year. The implicit theory behind the “net new construction” tax cap is that the only justification for increasing spending is to serve an expanding population. The problem with this theory is that the costs of labor, utilities and third party vendors increase annually whether or not new construction takes place. Fitting hand-in-glove with the issue of equalized value is a dramatic slowdown in the population growth of our county. Throughout most of the 1990s, Walworth County was the fourth fastest growing county in the state, adding an average of 1,700 new residents per year. From 2000 to 2010, our county still placed ninth in terms of growth. Since the 2010 census, Walworth County has added just 365 new residents, with the City of Whitewater accounting for 305 of that total. These are not annual figures; growth has slowed from 1,750 new residents per year to an average of just 61. Population growth has always been a sensitive subject in Walworth County. On one hand, folks appreciate the open spaces and aren’t anxious to replicate some of the sprawl and congestion that characterize counties located closer to Chicago or Milwaukee. The slowdown in growth, however, has some serious implications for our economy and the county budget. We can speculate as to the reasons for the slowdown in growth and net new construction, but the law of supply and demand has to be the starting point. Jobs are an obvious reason for people to move into a county as are land prices, relative to other communities. The folks at our economic development agency (WCEDA) are doing what they can to attract new businesses to the county. Government can do its part by ensuring that Walworth County remains a desirable place to live and run a business. Quality public services and reasonable taxes are an integral part of that equation. I did my best to achieve these goals in the budget that I presented to Supervisors. Starting on September 6, it will be their turn to shape the 2017 spending plan. Final budget adoption is scheduled for November 7. One bonus of getting my budget letter done early is that I can take the weekend off. I will report on details of my proposed 2017 budget in my next column. The opinions expressed in these columns are those of the author and not necessarily those of the Walworth County Board of Supervisors. Sept. 9, 2016 — 5 I am tired of Donald Trump By Leonard Pitts Chicago Tribune I have a confession to make. I am tired of Donald Trump. At this point, November can’t come fast enough. If we could cancel September and October, I’d do so in a heartbeat. In this, I’m hardly alone. Other pundits have said as much. Even comedians, for whom Trump is the functional equivalent of time off with pay, seem weary of him. As Larry Wilmore of the late, lamented “Nightly Show” recently put it, “Donald Trump has stopped being funny. He’s Leonard Pittts, Jr. stopped being outrageous. He’s stopped being politically incorrect. He’s just downright dangerous.” For an opinion writer, no less than for a comedian, Trump has been the gift that keeps on giving. He is Sarah Palin on steroids, Ben Carson in IMAX. He is an extra-large platter of George W. Bush washed down with a tall glass of Ted Cruz. Stuck for something to write about? Editor on your back? That’s not a problem in the Trump era. Just Google his name and take your pick of the fresh offerings of Longhorn waste that dribble from his lips – and his Twitter feed – on an hourly basis. He makes my job easier. But I am tired of Donald Trump. The weird thing is that my Trump fatigue lives side by side with a certain Trump fascination that compels me to keep abreast of all his absurdities. You might liken it to the proverbial wreck on the highway that you can’t help staring at, but the analogy is inexact. Here’s a better one: You know how it is when you’ve eaten the all-you-can-eat buffet into bankruptcy and you’re sitting in agony with your pants unbuckled so your gut can breathe, and the food wasn’t even that good ... but you still go back for one more helping of coconut shrimp? That’s kind of how it is with me and Trump right now, a cycle of repulsion and attraction. He’s the bad buffet you can’t resist. He’s the cheating girlfriend you keep taking back. I am tired of Donald Trump. But I am fascinated by Donald Trump. But I am tired of Donald Trump. A couple weeks ago, I got an email from a friend of mine, a former journalist who attended a Trump rally in Jacksonville, Florida. He wrote that at one point, Trump insinuated Hillary Clinton is having an affair with Virginia Gov. Terry McAuliffe. “I’m surprised,” wrote my friend, “such a repugnant comment wasn’t picked up on by the national media. A major candidate implying that his opponent is sleeping with another man? How awful is this guy that even a comment like that gets lost in the mix?” The short answer? Very. My friend urged me to write about it, but I demurred. I’ve been thinking about that ever since. I have passed up writing about so much of what Trump and his surrogates have said and done – there is simply not enough space or time. But it strikes me that there is a danger here subtler and more insidious than that posed by the candidate himself. By which I mean, the idea that we might learn to shrug off his epic coarseness, brazen mendacity, appalling ignorance, enormous narcissism and utter incompetence. I don’t know that we can afford that luxury. Granted, no one can maintain a state of perpetual outrage. And yet, accommodating yourself to Trumpism – getting used to it – feels too much like surrender, like giving up on reasoned discourse, civil dissent, coherent logic, and other theoretical north stars of political debate. I don’t know what the answer is. All I know is that I am sick and tired of Donald Trump. Yet, here I am, still writing about Donald Trump. And November is a hundred years away. (Leonard Pitts is a columnist for The Miami Herald, 1 Herald Plaza, Miami, Fla., 33132. Readers may contact him via e-mail at lpitts@miamiherald.com.) ©2016 Chicago Tribune Distributed by Tribune Content Agency, LLC. Let MARK WEST show you how advertising in The Beacon can help you reach your traffic & sales goals. Call Mark today 262-245-1877 6 — The Beacon see us online at www.readthebeacon.com Business & Inv estment Sept. 9, 2016 By Avory Brookins Madison business owners have mixed feelings about a new Amazon package pickup location near downtown that is expected to open next year. The University of Wisconsin Board of Regents recently approved an agreement between UW-Madison and the online retail giant to open an Amazon Pickup Point on campus. It allows students to send packages there instead of to their apartments. Wasie Amiri, owner of the nearby Sacred Feather hat store, said he’s been losing business for the past five years because of online shopping. He thinks the pickup location would have the same effect on his shop. “When people go online and get free deliveries and all that stuff, people are not coming downtown,” Amiri said. “This means there will be not that many walk-ins into the shops on State Street,” one of the city’s main commercial districts. But Soap Opera soap store owner Sean Scannell said he doesn’t foresee the pickup point on campus affecting his business. “I think if someone’s willing to travel to an Amazon pickup location, they’re probably willing to travel here and many of our prices, if they’re price matching, are not very different from Amazon,” Scannell said. Amazon is planning a spring opening for the UW location. Wisconsin Public Radio News Retailers have mixed reactions to Amazon’s brick and morter plans Amazon to open book stores, too Williams Bay Lions Club member Tom Yakes puts corn into the roaster during the Corn and Brat Festival, which ran from Friday, Aug. 12 through Sunday, Aug. 14. Yakes said it takes about 35 minutes to roast a batch of corn. (Photo by corrrespondent Penny Gruetzmacher) Groups to push $15 minimum wage as issue in Senate races By Shawn Johnson A coalition of Democratic groups plans to push a $15 federal minimum wage as a campaign issue in Wisconsin and other states with key U.S. Senate races. While it’s hardly a new issue for Democrats, Peter Rickman, who cochairs the Wisconsin Working Families Party, said it’s being embraced by voters this year in a way he hasn’t seen before. “Without fail, it’s the most resonant thing that we bring up at the doors with people,” Rickman said. “More than I’ve ever seen in the past.” The Democratic firm Public Policy Polling surveyed Wisconsin voters and found that 63 percent favor raising the minimum wage to $15 an hour. Fifty-six percent said they were less likely to support a candidate who opposed raising the minimum wage. In Wisconsin’s Senate race, Democrat Russ Feingold favors a $15 minimum wage. Republican incumbent Ron Johnson opposes it, arguing that such a move would decrease the number of jobs available to people looking to work their way up the economic ladder. Wisconsin Public Radio News In a similar vein, Amazon is planning to launch a brick-and-mortar bookstore in Chicago. According to an article in the Financial Times, the store, which is scheduled to launch in 2017, “will be in the trendy neighborhood of Southport Corridor.” The Amazon Books will have 3443 N. Southport Ave. as its address, according to the Chicago Tribune. The company has already announced plans for brick-and-mortar stores in San Diego, Calif. and Portland, Ore. Amazon launched a physical bookstore in Seattle, Wash., in November 2015. The company says on its website, “Amazon Books in University Village, Seattle” is a physical extension of A mazon.com. “We’ve applied 20 years of online book selling experience to build a store that integrates the benefits of offline and online book shopping.” The website also says customers can try Amazon devices at the store, including Kindle, Echo, Fire TV, and Fire Tablet series. Amazon device experts will be on hand to answer questions and show the products in action. “We’re definitely going to open additional stores, how many we don’t know yet,” said Amazon CEO Jeff Bezos at the company's annual shareholders meeting in May, according to a report from the Wall Street Journal. “In these early days it’s all about learning, rather than trying to earn a lot of revenue.” “The louder he talked of his honor, the faster we counted our spoons.” Ralph Waldo Emerson TOTON’S PIANO SERVICE SINCE 1970 618-263-8308 Now Booking Fall Tunings Little Miss Sweet Pea’s Farm Market 431 E. 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But some Wisconsin producers say the USDA’s purchase isn’t enough to correct the volatile dairy market. “Farmers are not encouraged to produce less and they feel the only way they can help make ends meet and get all of their bills taken care of at the end of the month is to produce more milk, which in turn ends up hurting them,” said Darin Von Ruden, a dairy farmer and president of the Wisconsin Farmers Union. Von Ruden estimates dairy producers in Wisconsin are losing $900 to $1,200 every month. Earlier this month, the USDA sent subsidies to producers signed up for the Margin Protection Plan. According to the United States Department of Agriculture, the current surplus of cheese is the highest itʼs been in 30 years, totaling almost 1.3 billion pounds in July. 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While the purchase might not directly improve farmer’s profits, some industry experts said it provides an important turning point for the dairy industry. “(It provides) a signal that the Secretary (of Agriculture) does recognize the problem and that milk prices look like they’re increasing in the near term. So it could be a positive on both of those fronts,” said Brian Gould, professor of agricultural and applied economics at UW-Madison. Gould said changes on the world dairy market and low feed costs this fall could help improve prices in the coming months. The USDA said they will be distributing the purchased cheese through food banks and other nutrition assistance programs. Wisconsin Public Radio News 8 — The Beacon see us online at www.readthebeacon.com Sept. 9, 2016 He al th & Fi tne s s County Alliance for Children to hold 3rd annual Safety Fair Fairy Garden Summer Enrichment Class volunteer Hailey Davis (left) waits with a hot glue gun while Kendall Bach decides where to put a decoration on her little straw hat. The class is taught each summer by Cathy Boldger. (Photo by correspondent Penny Gruetzmacher) Walk to help fight suicide Suicide is the tenth leading cause of death in the United States, yet suicide is preventable. Last year more than 400 people from throughout Walworth County and beyond participated in the first Walworth County Out of the Darkness Walk, and this year at the second annual walk organizers hope to have even more people participate. This fund raising walk supports the American Foundation for Suicide Prevention’s local and national education and advocacy programs and its goal to reduce the annual rate of suicide 20 percent by 2025. Proceeds from the event are used for suicide research, funding suicide prevention programs, advocating suicide prevention policies, and supporting survivors of suicide loss. The walk will be held at 9 a.m. (registration at 8 a.m.) on Saturday, Oct. 1 at the Walworth County Fairgrounds. Those who would like to register for the walk should log on to www.OutOfThe Darkness.org and click on “Find an Event” or search for Out of the Darkness Walworth County Walk on Facebook. They may also register in person at the event. The walk is hosted by the newly formed Walworth County Suicide Prevention Education and Awareness Coalition (W-SPEAC “We Speak”). WSPEAC was formed as a result of the first Out of the Darkness Walk in Walworth County last year, prior to which Walworth County was one of the only counties in Wisconsin without a suicide prevention group. W-SPEAC has since combined with the Walworth County Community Health Improvement Plan Depression and Suicide Work Group and created a four-year plan to prevent suicide in the county. The Out of the Darkness walk is one way to raise funds to implement this suicide prevention plan, since as much as half the money raised can be spent locally. “We walk to raise awareness about this important health problem,” says walk chairperson Christine Hanson. “Suicide touches one in five American families. We hope that by walking we save lives and bring hope to those affected by suicide.” The Walworth County Out of the Darkness Walk is one of more than 375 being held nationwide this year. The events are expected to unite more than 250,000 walkers and raise millions for suicide prevention efforts. Last year, the Walworth County Out of the Darkness Walk raised more than $28,000. Speakers at the Walworth County Out of the Darkness Walk will include a representative from Walworth County Health and Human Services, a community member personally affected by suicide, and a W-SPEAC member to share local statistics about suicide in the community. “These walks are about turning hope into action,” said AFSP CEO Robert Gebbia. “Suicide is a serious problem, but it’s one we can solve. The research has shown us how to fight suicide, and if we keep up the fight the science is only going to get better, our culture will get smarter about mental health, and we’ll be able to save more people from dying from depression and other mental health conditions.” Local sponsors for the Walworth County Out of the Darkness Community Walk include Mercy Health, Komfort Heating & Cooling, Inc., Grand Geneva, Lake Geneva Harley Davidson, Korey’s Auto Care, Kuehn and Flitcroft, Northwestern Mutual, and Verlo Mattress Factory. Walworth County Alliance for Children (WCAC) will host its Third Annual Safety Fair on Saturday, September 17, from 10 a.m. - 2 p.m. in the Activity and Wiswell Centers on the Walworth County Fairgrounds. This entirely free event will provide an informative and entertaining way for Walworth County children and their families to learn about safety issues that are important to them. The Safety Fair will offer attendees fun and educational opportunities including: • Internet, child passenger, bicycle, and gun safety • Child I.D. kits provided by D.A.R.E. • Smoke house, canine dogs and driving simulators • First response equipment displays, “Beat the Heat” car, and Water Safety Patrol Westwords Continued from page 3 to doing what is best for our son, who is the light of our life. During this difficult time, I ask for respect for our privacy,” Abedin said in a statement. All of this aside, I have to question why a man, whose name should – by German rules of pronunciation – be pronounced wine-er, chose to pronounce it weener. Maybe, someone suggested, he didn’t want his name to sound like whiner.” Ahh. It turns out he is both. • • • • I wrote in the Aug. 29 issue about language misuse. After going to press, I found two more egregious examples of • Whitewater Area Mounted Search Team and Rescue (WAMSTAR) • Live performance by Rock Central • Science Alliance’s interactive “Reptomania!” • Healthy food choices • Face and hair painting “Keeping children safe and secure is our highest priority,” says WCAC President Sandy Wagie-Troemel. “Our Safety Fair is a great opportunity for families to spend time with their children, engaging in fun activities while learning about safe practices. The event will allow attendees to become more familiar with their county support systems and health care options, and give them greater access to crucial safety information that will enable them to take steps to prevent injuries where they live, work and play.” laziness in which people use the word “do” instead of something more appropriate. A history professor at SUNYBinghamton recently said, “We need to see some history being done on the Civil War.” By all means, let us do some history. In an article about teaching cursive writing, a woman was quoted as saying, “Unbelievably, there were arguments that the fact that American kids couldn’t do cursive made us vulnerable to the Russian menace.” It is so obvious that the verb should be “write,” or even “read,” instead of “do,” that there is no excuse for this type of ignorance. Fie on them both. 2 BEDROOM FLOOR PLANS All Apartment Homes Have Heat & Water Included INCOME LIMITS MAY APPLY REGULAR OFFICE HOURS: Monday, Tuesday, Thursday & Friday 8:30 a.m.-1:00 p.m. or By Appointment PARKSIDESenior VILLAGE APARTMENTS Living At Its Finest 317 S. Main Street, Delavan, WI • (262) 728-9948 The Beacon See us online at www.readthebeacon.com Sept. 9, 2016 — 9 Mercy Health Line Fight Osteoporosis in Childhood Evey Kopp (left) and her daughter, Ellie Walters, participate in the ʻPainting for a Purposeʼ event, instructed by Wendy Fritz of Paint the Town Red, and hosted by the Primex Family of Companies on Wednesday August 31. The event invoked laughter, tears and friendship as attendees created works of art that will be available at the Alzheimerʼs Fundraiser at Hemingwayʼs on Friday September 16th, to raise money for the 10th Annual Walk to End Alzheimerʼs, which will take place on Saturday September 17 at Library Park. ʻPainting With A Purposeʼ (not porpoise) was organized and hosted by Primex Family of Companies which is a generous supporter of the Walk to End Alzheimerʼs. (Photo furnished) UW System president: Ken Burns videos can’t replace professors By Rich Kremer University of Wisconsin System President Ray Cross says he disagrees with U.S. Sen. Ron Johnson who said universities could save money by using documentaries in place of traditional classes. After addressing students, faculty and staff at UW-Eau Claire, Cross was asked about Johnson’s statement that states could save money at their colleges and universities by cutting instructors and using online videos such as Ken Burns’ Civil War documentary. Johnson referred to higher education as a “cartel” and suggested tenured faculty are interfering with cost saving reforms on campuses. Cross said there’s no substitute for access to good teachers. “Obviously, the transfer of information can occur by watching a film,” Cross said. “Everybody understands that, and I think Ken Burns does a wonderful job. But, the interaction and dialogue that queries and questions and probes has to take place as well.” Cross said dialogue can take place online but only when students have access to skilled instructors. “I’m not disputing that,” Cross said. “But teachers that are good, that aren’t just disseminating information, but are engaging students and thoughtful concepts, framing things, questioning, probing – teaching critical thinking can only occur when there’s that dialogue.” Burns tweeted Wednesday in response to Johnson, saying: “I’m here to support teachers, not replace them.” Cross also said he’s optimistic lawmakers and Gov. Scott Walker can grant the UW System’s request for a $42 million budget increase. Wisconsin Public Radio News Ceremony to remember 9/11 On Saturday, September 10 at 6 p.m., visitors, residents and citizens of the Village of Fontana will come together at Saint Benedict’s Parish Hall for a Ceremony of Remembrance to honor the victims of Sept. 11, 2001. Fifteen years after the attacks on America the ceremony will honor all those who tragically lost their lives when terrorists hijacked four passenger planes and smashed two into New York’s World Trade Center. A third jetliner rammed into the Pentagon outside Washington while a fourth one crashlanded on an empty field in Pennsylvania. By the time the carnage was over, the hijackers had killed 2,977 people in the deadliest terrorist attack on American soil. Schaumburg Fire Department Lieutenant and 9/11 first responder, John Schneidwind, will be the speaker of honor. He will share his firsthand experience assisting at Ground Zero in the aftermath of the tragedy. Sponsors and community partners involved in the event include Saint Benedict’s Catholic Church, the Fontana Fire Department, Troop 234 of the Big Foot Area Scouts and the Fontana Library Board. The entire community is invited to join in this Ceremony of Remembrance. Following the ceremony, light refreshments will be provided by the Fontana Public Library. All telephone numbers published in The Beacon are in area code 262 unless otherwise indicated. When we’re younger, we think of osteoporosis as one of those ‘old age’ diseases we might get far in the future. While it’s true that osteoporosis takes decades to develop and its effects don’t usually show up in most people until their 60s, prevention of osteoporosis starts in childhood. Adolescence is a critical period of bone growth. During childhood, the body makes new bone faster than it breaks down old bone, a process known as remodeling. This happens until our 20s, when we reach our peak bone mass. Starting in our 30s, the process reverses and we lose a bit more than we gain. That’s why it’s important for kids to consume adequate calcium and vitamin D and be physically active so they’ll develop strong, dense bones and a higher peak bone mass in young adulthood. The higher the bone mass they have before remodeling reverses, the less likely they’ll be to develop osteoporosis as they lose bone while aging. Of course, adolescence is a tough time for youngsters to eat healthfully and exercise. Junk food is often the center of their diet. How many would choose a glass of calcium-fortified orange juice over a heavily advertised, caffeinated soft drink? Why play basketball when that new X-Box is sitting in the family room? Although boys are at risk, girls can become so obsessed about their weight and appearance that they can develop eating disorders like anorexia nervosa and bulimia. These restrictive diets are highly injurious to developing bones. In a short time, anorexia can lower bone mass. The longer the eating disorder continues, the lower the bone density drops. Studies have shown that a partial weight gain will not reverse this process. Only when the child regains her entire normal weight will she be able to start building bone mass again, although, unlike a boy, she will be unable to fully regain her lost bone mass. Concerned and influential adults, parents, relatives, health care professionals, coaches, teachers must help children make wise food choices and get proper exercise. Parents especially should model healthy eating and exercise habits for their children. Boosting their self-esteem helps them make wise choices and keeps them healthy too. A calcium-rich diet doesn’t have to be boring. Make a milkshake with fatfree chocolate milk and frozen yogurt. Spread almond butter on toast or celery. Eat a grilled cheese sandwich made with whole-grain bread and have yogurt for dessert. Create your own smoothie recipe with fruit and fortified soymilk. Have a slice or two of everyone’s favorite cheese pizza. Lots of foods are now calcium fortified, so look at labels. With your physician’s approval, take a calcium supplement if you are unable to get enough from your diet. Just as important as a nourishing diet is physical activity. Growing youngsters are always hungry and being active helps keep their weight down. Studies have shown that kids who are the most physically active have the greatest bone density. While aerobic exercises such as biking, swimming and skateboarding are great for the heart, bones need weight-bearing exercise to grow strong. Many types of sports and play are weight bearing, which means working against gravity. Kids of all ages and adults can keep their bones healthy by participating in any one of these activities: • Soccer and field hockey • Hiking, walking and jogging • Basketball • Cheerleading • Dancing • Martial arts • Tennis • Jumping rope • Push-ups and weightlifting • Gymnastics • Skiing Osteoporosis is a serious disease. Bone can become so porous and weak that something as simple as coughing or bending over can fracture a rib. Spinal fractures can happen spontaneously and lead to pain and a stooped posture. Hip fractures, usually from a fall, can result in disability and even death from postoperative complications. Active kids who eat a wellbalanced diet are laying the groundwork to prevent this disabling disease. Mercy HealthLine is a paid column. For information on this or dozens of health-related questions, visit the Mercy Walworth Hospital and Medical Center at the intersection of Highways 50 and 67, call (262) 2450535 or visit us at www.MercyHealthSystem.org. Bomb scare leads to opening night evacuation of Walworth County Fair A suspicious looking plastic pipe with end caps was spotted on the Walworth County Fairgrounds at about 8 p.m. on Wednesday, Aug. 31. It was brought to the attention of fair security personnel, who contacted the Elkhorn Police Department. In conjunction with the Walworth County Sheriff’s Office and the Walworth County Fair Board the decision was made to follow fairgrounds emergency procedures and clear the area. Police then contacted the Kenosha County Sheriff’s Office bomb squad and determined at 9:15 p.m. to begin evacuation and close down the fair- grounds for the night. After careful examination by the Kenosha County Sheriff’s Office Bomb Squad it was verified the item contained only sets of drum sticks and was safe. The plastic pipe had been left in an area close to where bands play, so police assumed it was left behind by a musical group. The all-clear signal was given at 10:06 p.m. Law enforcement and the Fair Board say they had an existing emergency plan that was followed very well. The grounds were evacuated quickly and safely. 10 — The Beacon see us online at www.readthebeacon.com Sept. 9, 2016 Health Through Chiropractic Creating a scarecrow can be the perfect family activity. Scarecrow Fest attendees will be able to make a scarecrow and take it home. (Beacon photo) Mercyhealth welcomes pediatrician Shirley Potsch, MD, pediatrician, has joined the staff at Mercyhealth Walworth Hospital and Medical Center, Hwys. 50 and 67, Lake Geneva. Dr. Potsch earned her medical degree at Southern Illinois University School of Medicine, Springfield, and completed her residency at the Children’s Hospital and Medical Center, University of Nebraska Medical Center and Creighton University Joint Program. Her areas of special interest include newborn and adolescent medicine, breastfeeding and sports medicine. Dr. Potsch is welcoming new patients. To make an appointment, call Mercyhealth Walworth Hospital and Medical Center (262) 245-0535 or tolldree (877) 983-5503. By Dr. Bernice Elliott Community Chiropractic Center September is Healthy Aging month so here are a few tips to help with healthy aging. People are living longer these days. Between 2012 and 2050, the United States will experience considerable growth in its older population. In 2050, Dr. Bernice Elliott the population aged 65 and over is projected to be 83.7 million, almost double its estimated population of 43.1 million in 2012. By 2050, the surviving baby boomers will be over the age of 85. With long life come, challenges, mental and physical. Every day, we see the effects of aging in our clinic, the biggest neglect being our spines. If our spine was located on our face, everyone would take better care of it. It’s time for you to start thinking about what it means for you, your children and your grandchildren to live a very long time! 1. See a chiropractor regularly to slow the progression of arthritis, which is nothing more than abnormal wear and tear and degeneration of our joints. 2. Think positively. It can add life to your years and years to your life, not to mention improving your immune and cardiovascular health. 3. Stimulate your mind socially and educationally. Keep reading, and get together with friends routinely to play cards or other games. 4. Exercise regularly. A 30-minute walk, swim, bike, hike or jog will do the trick. However, recent studies indicate that 10-20 minute high-intensity burst exercises yield even better results for losing weight, controlling glucose levels and lowering blood pressure. 5. Get regular healthcare exams. Get in for your routine medical, eye, dental, chiropractic and other exams. These annual exams can truly help catch problems early and help with faster recovery. 6. Eat and drink healthy, and take supplements that reduce the effects of aging. Community Chiropractic Center is located at 541 Kenosha St. (across from First National Bank) in Walworth. We accept most insurance. New patients are always welcome and can usually be seen the same day. Call (262) 275-1700 today, or stop by to see how chiropractic care can benefit you. Sponsored by Community Chiropractic Center. The Southeast Wisconsin Writerʼs Group will meet on Friday, Sept. 30. Call Joan at (262) 245-5734 for time and location. Shirley Potsch, MD UW-Madison rated top party school By Leonor Vivanco In the Big Ten Conference, where college rivalries are huge, the University of Illinois just lost a title. U. of I. was dethroned as the top party school in the Princeton Review’s annual list of college rankings. The new winner in that category is the University of Wisconsin at Madison, according to the college guide released August 29. University of Illinois at UrbanaChampaign claims third place among party schools. Rounding out the top five are: West Virginia University (No. 2), Lehigh University in Pennsylvania (No. 4) and Bucknell University in Pennsylvania (No. 5). This editor remembers a few decades ago when Playboy magazine rated party schools. One year they had a special explanation at the bottom of the list. “The University of Wisconsin is not listed because we didn’t want to rank professionals with amateurs,” it said. In 1987, when our younger son explained he wanted to attend Southern Illinois University in Carbondale, I explained that, with his inclination to sudsy events, I wasn’t going to pay to have him attend one of the top party schools in the U.S. Today, SIU is nowhere to be found on the list. The rankings are based on a survey of 143,000 students at 381 top colleges and published in the 2017 edition of the “Best Colleges” guidebook. Students rate their schools on a number of topics ranging from financial aid and best campus food to level of happiness and most beautiful campus. The Princeton Review is not affiliated with Princeton University. The third-place ranking riled U. of I. officials, as the No. 1 spot did last year. “Whatever ranking they attach to us is insulting to our students, who are some of the brightest, most hardworking scholars anywhere,” said Robin Kaler, a university spokeswoman. “This pseudo ranking is nothing more than a promotion for Princeton Review.” On the other side of the spectrum is the “stone-cold sober school,” a title that belongs to Brigham Young University in Utah. ©2016 Chicago Tribune Distributed by Tribune Content Agency, LLC. “All music is folk music. Ain’t never heard no horse sing a song.” Louis A rmstrong 262-275-5005 450 Mill St. Fontana, WI Suite 102 www.fontanafamilychiropractic.com 2015 The Beacon see us online at www.readthebeacon.com Sept. 9, 2016 — 11 Celebrating cheeseburgers Those of you who were feeling a bit lost for something to celebrate after Labor Day will be happy to learn that Sept. 18 is National Cheeseburger Day. With as many variations as there are on this gustatory favorite and as many places as there are to try them, we don’t understand why September isn’t National Cheeseburger Month, but you have to start somewhere. Our advice is to begin eating cheeseburgers on Sept. 18 and don’t stop until the 30th. If you’ll turn to the back page of this newspaper, you’ll see those local restaurants who are proud enough of their cheeseburgers to advertise them. Tell ’em The Beacon sent ya. Adding cheese to hamburgers became popular in the late-1920s to mid-1930s, and there are several competing claims as to who created the first cheeseburger. Lionel Sternberger is reputed to have introduced the cheeseburger in 1926 at the age of 16 when he was working as a fry cook at his father’s Pasadena, California sandwich shop, “The Rite Spot,” and “experimentally dropped a slab of American cheese on a sizzling hamburger.” Other restaurants say they invented the cheeseburger. A cheeseburger appeared on a 1928 menu at O’Dell’s, a Los Angeles restaurant that listed a cheeseburger, smothered with chili, for 25¢. Kaelin’s Restaurant in Louisville, Ky., said it invented the cheeseburger in 1934. One year later, a trademark for the name “cheeseburger” was awarded to Louis Ballast of the Humpty Dumpty Drive-In in Denver, Colo. According to Steak ’n Shake archives, the restaurant’s founder, Gus Belt, applied for a trademark on the word in the 1930s. White For Sale Castle is the oldest burger chain in America. It was started in 1921 by Walter A. Anderson and E.W. Ingram who sold their burgers, which they called sliders, for 5¢ a piece. We don’t know when they added the cheese. The ingredients used to create cheeseburgers follow similar patterns found in the regional variations of hamburgers. Popular regional toppings include bacon, avocado or guacamole, sliced sautéed mushrooms or onions, cheese sauce and/or chili. Less common ingredients include egg, feta cheese, salsa, jalapeños and other kinds of chili peppers, anchovies, slices of ham, mustard, gyros meat, or bologna, horseradish, sauerkraut, pastrami or teriyaki-seasoned beef, tartar sauce, french fries, onion rings, potato chips, a pat of butter, pineapple and tofu. Yikes! A cheeseburger may have more than one hamburger patty and more than one slice of cheese. A stack of two patties is called a double cheeseburger; a triple cheeseburger has three, and a quadruple has four. Some cheeseburgers are prepared with the cheese enclosed within the ground beef, rather than on top. This is sometimes known as a Juicy Lucy. According to one group who studied the question, the average American adult eats four cheeseburgers a month. Many people feel that eating a number of cheeseburgers on September 18 will get them primed for National Talk Like A Pirate Day, which falls on Sept. 19. Arggh! Any restaurant worth its condiments serves cheeseburgers. Many have a specialty they call their own. The ads on these pages provide many suggestions of places to visit that are proud of their cheeseburgers. But don’t limit your cheeseburger consumption to Sept. 18. Have one a day for as long as you like. They’re deeelicious! An expert points out the craftsmanship on a beautiful wooden boat during the annual Antique and Classic Boat Show at the Abbey Resort. This yearʼs event will take place on Saturday, Sept. 24 and Sunday, Sept. 25. (Photo furnished) Classic Boat Show at The Abbey The Geneva Lakes Antique and Classic Boat Show, featuring vintage watercraft from around the country, will dĂdžĚĞĚƵĐƟŽŶǁŝƚŚ LJŽƵƌĨƌĞĞĚŽŶĂƟŽŶͶ ĚŝƐĐŽǀĞƌƚŚĞũŽLJŽĨ ŚĞůƉŝŶŐƉĞŽƉůĞ ǁŝƚŚĚŝƐĂďŝůŝƟĞƐ Eight-foot walnut laminate conference table with 10 upholstered side chairs. $500 Call Dennis at (262) 749-9219 “Preserve and advocate for Walworth County waterways, natural areas and working lands.” www.GenevaLakeConservancy.org Meet Your Friends at Geneva Crossing! Lake Geneva’s Premier 55+ Neighborhood The Terraces & Highlands Active Senior Living 55+ Arbor Village & Village Glen Assisted Living and Memory Care Neighborhood 262-248-4558 www.genevacrossing.com 191203 be held at The Abbey Resort in Fontana on Saturday, September 24 and Sunday, September 25 with pre-events beginning Friday, September 23. The event is presented by the Blackhawk Chapter of the Antique and Classic Boat Society and hosted by The Abbey Resort. Held annually in the harbor of the Abbey Marina on the western end of Geneva Lake, the boat show allows landlubbers and enthusiastic boaters alike the unique opportunity to enjoy the excitement of a nationally renowned event. While the majority of participating boats have a homeport registration within Wisconsin or Illinois, regular entries hail from states as far as Florida and California. Participating boats registered for the upcoming 2016 show include antique and classic runabouts and utilities, as well as lapstrake, outboard, and Streblow boats. All registered boats will be on display in the Abbey Marina on Saturday from 10 a.m. to 4 p.m. and on Sunday from 10 until 3. The annual parade of participating boats is scheduled for Saturday at 4 p.m. Viewing of the displays and the parade is free and open to the public; guests are invited to attend to enjoy beautiful boats, live music, great food and local vendors. A favorite part of the show for many registrants is competing for awards, including Best Pre-War, Best Post-War and Most Historic. A People’s Choice Award as voted upon by show attendees will be announced Sunday at 2 pm. Additional events, including private tours and receptions, are available for a fee through advance registration. For more information about this year’s show and a complete schedule of events, visit www.genevalakesboat show.com. 12 — The Beacon see us online at www.readthebeacon.com Sept. 9, 2016 Vacation bliss quickly extinguished Welcoming visitors to the grand opening of the Walworth, Big Foot Prairie Historical Society Museum and Library on Thursday, July 28 were (from left) Society Secretary Richard Rasmussen, Society President Nancy Lehman, and Dr. J. Harold Bonner, whose donation, in large part, made purchase of the former Walworth Public Library building possible. The library and museum is open on Wednesdays from 10 a.m. to noon and by appointment. (Photo by correspondent Penny Gruetzmacher) By Celia Rivenbark Last week’s vacation on the midcoast of Maine, where there wasn’t even a television or radio in our little hideaway, has given me new appreciation for stillness and natural beauty. Because of this, like a space shuttle astronaut, I found re-entry into the real world noisy and jarring. No soon- Celia Rivenbark er had we settled into our seats at the gate for the flight home, than CNN overhead pelted us with all the news we’d missed. Taylor Swift’s most recent exboyfriend won a big music award and didn’t thank her, even though she wrote the song ... Donald Trump slammed another grief-soaked family upside the head with his ginormous ego ... July 2016 was the hottest month on record (I believe this last led the “no-poo Sherlock” portion of the news) ... Taylor Swift’s second most recent ex-boyfriend FREE WEDNESDAY DINNER SEMINAR Are your feet normal? Join us for a free dinner and healthy discussion EVENT DETAILS Archibald J. Loch, DPM Podiatry Wednesday, October 19 6 pm Mercyhealth Walworth Hospital and Medical Center Hwys. 50 and 67, Lake Geneva, WI Lower-level cafeteria Join Dr. Loch from Mercyhealth Walworth Hospital and Medical Center Campus as he discusses the complicated and fantastic foot: • Foot and ankle development and deformity • Normal and abnormal changes through our lifetime • Congenital and acquired deformities • When and what problems should be treated This event is free and open to the public. Please register by October 14 by calling (888) 39-Mercy. MercyHealthSystem.org was unavailable for comment, nor the third, fourth or fifth most recents ... bless her heart. It was nice being away from the noise for a few days. The only angry sound I heard all week was the fierce pounding of ancient rocks at high tide by the waters of the Gulf of Maine. Bliss. Unfortunately, my near-hypnotic state of relaxation disappeared completely by the time we boarded the Relta flight home. Loyal readers know that Relta is what I call my favorite airline on account of I don’t want to be sued. Relta had actually taken a full day of vacation from us because of “maintenance issues” with Plane No. 1. Eight hours later, boarding Plane No. 2, we were told it might take a while to find a gate at LaGuardia because “sometimes they shut down the runways for a while.” Yes, when things are just too overwhelming, they close the runways so they can catch up with all those, whatchacallit, planes up in the sky. I hear you, LGA. Sometimes you just have to power down for a few and gather your thoughts. Respect. Having missed the last flight to Maine, Relta gave us a hotel voucher to stay in the Marriott LGA which I quickly dubbed the Marriott Island of Misfit Toys. Zombie travelers like us wandered, luggage-less, clutching the tiny travel kits thoughtfully supplied to us by the airline. I searched in vain for the one truly useful item, underwear, in our little care package but, alas, there was none. It struck me that, while the hotel room was lovely and the restaurant shockingly good, not a soul staying there was there because they wanted to be. I mean maybe other than the occasional guest for a quinceanera for a nice girl from Queens, the clientele was just us misfit toys without clean underwear, loudly canceling rental cars and rearranging other plans in the elevators. On the CNN monitor, we see a middle-aged man who looks like the love child of an emu and a homicidal ostrich and who can’t resist distributing pics of his “lil Anthony” to the Twittersphere. And that’s when you know vacation is truly, madly, deeply over. (Celia Rivenbark is the author of seven humor collections. Visit her website at www.celiarivenbark.com.) ©2016 Celia Rivenbark Tribune Content Agency, LLC. Walworth County agencies conduct three drug busts In a 48 hour period, the Walworth County Drug Enforcement Unit discovered, investigated and cleaned up three separate “one-pot” methamphetamine cook sites. The sites were located at N6619 Anderson Road, Delavan; 370 N. Tratt St. Apt 120, Whitewater; and the Lake Como Boat Launch in Geneva Township. During the execution of a search warrant, also for evidence of methamphetamine production at 370 N. Tratt St, Apt 241, in the City of Whitewater, Drug Unit Deputies recovered a firearm from a convicted felon. Several people have been arrested and confined to the Walworth County Jail: Patrick A. Gerber, age 37, on a charge of Possession of Methamphe-tamine Production Materials. David M. Coulson, age 33, on charges of Possession of Methamphe-tamine, Possession of Methamphe-tamine Production Materials, Felon in Possession of a Firearm and Neglecting a Child. Nicole S. Ponsegrau, age 23, on charges of Possession of Methamphetamine Production Materials and Neglecting a Child. The Beacon see us online at www.readthebeacon.com Home & Family Sept. 9, 2016 — 13 Archaeologists searching for remains of 200-year-old fort at Green Bay By Patty Murray An archaeologist at Green Bay’s Neville Public Museum has spent the summer looking for evidence of the remains of Fort Howard. Kevin Cullen, deputy director of the museum, is using ground penetrating radar to locate the outline of the fort on what is now an industrial lot just west of the Fox River. The radar unit, which looks like a push snow blower or lawnmower, can see as far as 30 feet underground. “Archaeologists are using it now in the U.S. and around the world to document, and try to find, foundations particularly, or any kind of ground disturbance,” Cullen said. The same type of radar was used to discover the remains of King Richard III under a parking lot in Leicester, England in 2015. Cullen said the radar works well in almost any situation, “particularly in parking lots where you’re not going to be digging anywhere.” The suspected site of the fort isn’t Archaeologists are using ground-penetrating radar to explore a plot of land in Green Bay they think was the site of Fort Howard. (Photo by Steve Olson) paved, but Cullen is using the radar to strategically dig. So far, he’s found shards of crockery and more, including a clasp that might be from a uniform. “It’s a buckle anyway, it’s either from a belt or a shoe. It’s hard to say, it’s all copper, definitely the 19th century, but it’s a matter of — we’d have to figure out what it came off of,” Cullen said. Fort Howard was established in 1816 and decomissioned in 1852. It never saw much military action, but future President Zachary Taylor was stationed there for a time. Mary Jane Herber, a historian with the Brown County Library, said the sleepy fort was important because of the threat of another British invasion coming on the heels of the war of 1812. “There was a real possibility of the British or any other group being able to get into the interior of the continent by this Fox River waterway, which is a perfect strategic route for movement of troops through Wisconsin down the Mississippi and then to the rivers that run west off the Mississippi,” she said. Fort Crawford in Prairie du Chien also offered protection. Cullen presented his findings in August to a small group of history buffs. Carrie Jaquet said she wanted to learn more about something she’s heard of for years. “I’ve lived in Green Bay all my life, and I’ve heard of Fort Howard all my life and seen the buildings at Heritage Hill and have been intrigued as to why they didn’t do this sooner,” she said. Along with the radar, Cullen is using photographs taken shortly after the fort was decomissioned, as well as old railroad maps. The museum, which is across the street from the site, also has an exhibit on display, including artifacts thought to be from the fort. There are plans for a row of townhouses to be built on the site, adding urgency to completing the research. Wisconsin Public Radio News Taking License Guess what kind of car this plate was seen on over the Labor Day weekend? (Beacon photo) ELKHORN ANTIQUE FLEA MARKET MAY 15 JUNE 26 AUG. 14 SEPT. 25 Rain or Shine No Pets Gate $5 • Free Parking • Opens 7 am Over 500 Inside & Outside Dealers Fairgrounds • Hwy. 11 N.L. PROMOTIONS, LLC • 414-525-0820 www.nlpromotionsllc.com 14 — The Beacon see us online at www.readthebeacon.com Sept. 9, 2016 Wisconsin preacher inspired author Harriet Beecher Stowe Arlene Rauland looks at artifacts from former Walworth businesses such as Waals Department Store, the Pontiac Garage and The Walworth State Bank during the grand opening of the Walworth & Big Foot Prairie Historical Society Library and Museum on Thursday, July 28. (Photo by correspondent Penny Gruetzmacher) 2016 Delavan Christmas card contest seeks entries Calling all artists! Anyone with an interest in Delavan and art is invited to enter the Downtown Business Association’s Sixth Annual Art Contest. The DBA is seeking a drawing, painting, photo, etc. to be used to create a Delavan Christmas Card. Artwork should relate to Delavan and have been created in the past two years. Contributors should keep in mind that the artwork will be used for a Christmas card. 1. All artwork must be of Delavan and have been created between 2014 and 2016. 2. Artwork will be judged on impact, artistic composition, quality, and ability to be made into a Christmas card. 3. The number of entries is limited to 3 per artist. 4. Entries may be dropped off or mailed to either : Remember When, 313 E. Walworth Ave., Delavan, WI 53115, or Lubick Gallery, 117 S. 3rd St., Delavan, WI 53115. 5. The winning entry will be purchased for $75, and the winning artist will receive a dozen of the final printed Christmas card. 6. Images must be at least 7" in one dimension with a maximum overall size of 11" x17". 7 Entries must be unmounted. Framing is not permitted. 8. All entries will be displayed in downtown Delavan during November. 9. Entries must be received by November 2. The winning artist will be announced approximately October 15, 2016. Complete rules and applications can be picked up at Lubick Gallery, Remember When or by going to www.discoverdelavan.com/2016-annual-christmas-card-contest-enter-by-oct1-2016 or the Downtown Delavan Business Association’s Facebook page. Although slavery was illegal in Wisconsin Territory, Southerners sometimes brought slaves with them anyway. Thousands of Wisconsin’s first white settlers grew up with slavery and considered it a normal part of life. This appalled young Rev. Edward Mathews, who arrived in Milwaukee in 1838. He’d been sent west as a Baptist missionary to recruit for his church, but the anti-slavery cause was his true passion. As he crisscrossed the state, his audiences were more likely to hear about slavery from him than any other sin. That was acceptable since there were at least a few abolitionists everywhere he went. “During my ten years labours in Wisconsin,” he wrote afterwards, “I had travelled extensively; and there was scarcely a town or village in the whole Territory in which there was not some Anti-slavery friend ready to welcome me … .” He also met many former slaves who had escaped or been given their freedom. After a decade-long fight for abolition in Wisconsin, Mathews could declare that, “Many of those who in my early efforts had opposed me as an extremist, now stood by me and strengthened my endeavors. …” So in 1850 he jumped directly into the belly of the beast, taking his message Harriet Beecher Stowe into the Ohio Valley, Virginia and Kentucky, where he was nearly lynched. His escape from the mob caught the attention of novelist Harriet Beecher Stowe, who used him as the model for Father Dickson in “Dred,” her sequel to “Uncle Tom’s Cabin.” This and many other fascinating stories about history in Wisconsin are available on the website of the Wisconsin Historical Society, www.wis consinhistory.org. Little Miss Sweet Pea’s Farm Market 431 E. Geneva Street • Elkhorn, WI Out Near Elkhorn High School • FRESH SWEET CORN • LOCAL PRODUCE • FREE RANGE & ORGANIC EGGS OPEN MONDAY-FRIDAY 10-6 • SATURDAY & SUNDAY 10-3 Saturday, Sept. 17 & Sunday, Sept. 18 FULL MUSIC LINEUP BOTH DAYS Sat. 11:00-5:00 • Sun. 9:30-5:00 Bands, Singers, Dancers In The NEW Pavillion! CORN MAZE HELP WANTED COSMETOLOGIST Send resume to: lisavoss6@yahoo.com Call my cell: 262-325-8855 or Apply in person SPARKS SALON & SPA HAIR~NAILS~SKIN CARE~MASSAGE 541 Kenosha Street, Walworth, WI West Lake Center • Open Tuesday-Saturday FREE BOILED CORN SUNDAY 11:00 A.M.-5:00 P.M. 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The two built model ships from both the U.S. and Japanese navies. Some of the ships include the U.S.S. Arizona, U.S.S. Wyoming, U.S.S. Missouri (on which the surrender of Japan was signed in August, 1945), IJN Hayuga, IJN Kongo and IJN Takao. The models range in size from the 4 foot 5 inch Arizona to the 5 foot 9 inch Amagi. Instead of building one ship at a time, they built 10 concurrently, cutting each hull, then assembling the superstructure based on each individual ship, then the 48 gun turrets with nails representing guns. “We operated like a World War II shipyard, building the 10 different ships at a time instead of building one to completion and then moving on the next,” said Cooper. In reading and researching these these battleships, we learned a lesson of history and geography, such as when and where the ships were during the war.” Cooper said building the ships was like a shop class. The month of work in the heat did pay off; the ships are finished, sanded and painted. The fleet sits out on a “Pacific” driveway. Fall Classes STARTING IN SEPTEMBER Specializing in Tiny Twos FIRST BALLET CLASS is FREE! (262) 728-3017 or Register Online at www.dancefactoryinc.com Ages 3-6 1013 ANN STREET, DELAVAN By Marjie Reed The County Fair in our area is over for another year. However, in families like my daughter, Nina’s, remnants of the fair will go on and on and on, much to her chagrin. More on that fiasco a little later. County fairs are usually hot, but the weather is forgotten for a Marjie Reed while as we enjoy everything from deep-fried Twinkies to deep-fried pickles, deep-fried cheese curds to my favorite, fried funnel cakes. How about a cherry snowcone for dessert? One memory I’ll always have from a county fair is of my 92-year-old mom riding the not-so-small kid’s roller coaster with my 70 year old brother. The man running the coaster was so surprised that they wanted to ride that he wouldn’t even take their tickets. “You just have a great time,” he said as he winked at mom good naturedly. They loved the ride and the rest of the family waved as they bounced past us. Now, to Nina’s recent fair fiasco. She gave her boy, Kyle, $5. (Sticker shock here: it costs from three to five dollars to play most games just one time, at the county fair these days). Kyle bought a bucket of ping pong balls with his money. If one of the balls he threw went into a little fish bowl he would win the goldfish within. “That’s one game that’s a safe bet,” Nina said, “If the kids happen to win (fat chance), their finny prize can join some little buddies waiting in the fish tank at home. No problem.” For the first time ever, Kyle’s ball landed, splat, right into a bowl. HE WON! Nina had gotten distracted and missed one little thing before Kyle threw the balls. There were no fish in the bowls this year; instead, there were live hermit crabs. Nina cringes as she refers to them as “Spiders with shells.” She hates them. To make matters a bit worse, her older daughter arrived a few minutes later with her own hermit crab, which a friend had won for her. It’s my guess that the friend knew her parents wouldn’t let a live crab of any description cross their door sill, so it suddenly became Megan’s prize. Nina was not thrilled. To quote her, “They were the most expensive ping pong balls ever thrown. Mom, do you have any idea what you need – and what it costs - to keep hermit crabs alive?” A nything below in parentheses is my personal critique on why crabs need all this stuff. “Well, according to the internet, you need: a wire cage (they need to exercise their claws so they stay in shape, you know), special litter (guess they’re allergic to newspaper), a heater (can’t let ‘em get a chill), fresh and salt water (my guess is the fresh is for drinking and the salt is for a skin treatment in their spa to keep their skin soft and supple), special hermit crab food (who invented that?), dried fruit (they like to snack as they relax – reminds me of some ancient Roman draped on his lounge chair with his bunch of grapes), and last but not least, they need bigger shells to eventually move into (goodness knows they can’t feel cramped when they bulk up from all the climbing). “Ooh, Mom”, Nina shuddered, “They’re gonna grow!” “I guess PetSmart was happy to see you loaded down at the register,” I quipped with a gut laugh. I was the only one of the two of us that laughed at that. So when the snow flies this winter and we can only dream about yummy county fair funnel cakes, lucky Nina will still be able to hear her crabs scratching and watch them climb and engage in shell fittings in their cage. I can’t wait for Nina’s frantic call the day Kyle forgets to lock the cage door and the crabs are loose somewhere in the house. Oh brother, that’ll make a great column, so stay tuned; it’s only a matter of time, thanks to the county fair. Dear God, Thank you for things like the county fair and for those who work all year long to make them happen. They are a great way to have summer fun as a family. Thank you for parents willing to dole out money for a memory. County fairs help us make memories of good treats to eat, scary and fun rides we enjoyed together and maybe a prize or two – some even with claws. They are all family memories that will crawl out of the shell of our memories from time to time and give us hearty laughs for years to come. Marjie Reed lives in Harvard, Ill., with her husband, Bob. They have been married nearly 45 years and have three children and eight grandchildren. Contact Marjie at mreedbeacon@sbcglobal.net. At the crossroads of words about God and works for the Earth GOOD EARTH CHURCH OF THE DIVINE (INTERFAITH) Pastor Simone Nathan Services at Michael Fields Agricultural Institute, Sundays at 10:00 a.m. W2493 County Road ES, East Troy WI CALL (262) 684-5193 • www.goodearthchurchofthedivine.org 16 — The Beacon see us online at www.readthebeacon.com Shorewest REALTORS® Betsy Angulo Assistant Sales Director OFFICE: (262) 248-1020 DIRECT: (262) 248-5564 ext. 127 kbaumbach@shorewest.com Kathy Baumbach Diamond Residential Mortgage Corp. 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Colonel Mohsen Khancherli, police commander for the west of Tehran Province, told the Tasnim news agency that officers were monitoring gardens following the arrival of summer. “After we obtained a report about a mixed-gender party in a garden in the vicinity of Islamshahr in the west of Tehran Province, an operation was carried out by the police and another organization, leading to the arrest of dozens of boys and girls,” he said. “Some 150 boys and girls had gathered at the mixed-gender party under the guise of a birthday party in this garden which is situated next to a studio where unlawful music was produced and recorded. “Upon arrival of the police, all those present were arrested and sent before the judiciary.” Similar raids have been carried out on mixed-gender parties across Iran in recent weeks. As many as 30 students were given 99 lashes each in May for attending a mixed-gender graduation party. The young men and women were all flogged in Qazvin, about 90 miles north west of the capital Tehran, as part of a brutal new crackdown. It came amid claims some of the women were “half naked” when they were found – interpreted as meaning they were not wearing Islamic coverings of scarves and long coats – and that the students had been “mingling.” Earlier that month, Iran announced the arrest of eight people for working in “unIslamic” online modeling networks, particularly on the photosharing app Instagram. The crackdown comes despite moderate President Hassan Rouhani’s effort to allow greater social and cultural freedom. The Tehran police chief announced in April the recruitment of 7,000 plainclothes police in the capital to fight against “immorality.” The officers are responsible for monitoring and reporting “noise, harassment of women and women’s lack of Islamic veils inside cars,” he said. DUCK! Or raise the bridge. A very large crowd was on hand at the start of Tall Ships Duluth 2016, which featured the world's largest rubber duck at 61 feet tall, about the height of a six-story building, and weighing in at 11 tons, equaling roughly 3,000 real ducks . (David Joles/Minneapolis Star Tribune/TNS) Saudi atheist in deep doodoo A resident of Saudi Arabia apparently forgot where he was living and began suffering under the delusion that his country guaranteed freedom of speech. A Saudi Arabian court has ordered the man to be given 2,000 lashes and spend 10 years in prison because he ridiculed the Koran and denied the existence of God on Twitter. In addition to the prison time and corporal punishment, he was fined around $6,000. The 28-year-old was sentenced after the state’s Islamic police discovered 600 tweets professing his atheism. He obviously wanted to get his point across. Under laws introduced two years ago, atheism is defined as “terrorism.” The defiant man said the social media posts reflected his beliefs and said he had the right to express them. Apparently he forgot where he is. Police said his tweets ridiculed verses from the Koran, accused all prophets of lying, stating that religious teaching fuelled hostilities, and denying the existence of God. Under royal decrees issued by the late King Abdullah, who died last year, authorities were given powers to tackle political dissent including protests which could “harm public order.” Article one of these new laws defined terrorism as “calling for atheist thought in any form, or calling into question the fundamentals of the Islamic religion on which this country is based.” NBC may remake ‘Oliver Twist’ as a ‘sexy, female-driven crime show’ If there is the sound of rattling in the Poets Corner of Westminster Abbey, where great writers are interred, it’s because Charles Dickens is spinning in his grave. NBC has announced that they have ordered a script treatment for a TV show based on Charles Dickens’ 1838 novel “Oliver Twist.” Instead of a poor boy in 19th century London, “Twist” will be a “struggling 20-something female” in a contemporary take on the classic novel. Twist “finally finds a true sense of family in a strange group of talented outcasts who use their unique skills to take down wealthy criminals,” said a press release from the Peacock Network. Only if NBC likes the script will they decide to film the pilot. The announcement was made just days after Fox bought a TV show that retells the legend of King Arthur’s Camelot as a modern-day police procedural. Midwestern cities continue to suffer from homicidal violence. There were 90 homicides in Chicago in August, a number that most major U.S. cities didn’t match during the entire six months of 2016. The country’s third largest city has had more homicides this year than the only two bigger American cities – New York and Los Angeles – combined. Meanwhile, August was Milwaukee’s deadliest month in a quarter of a century with 24 people killed. One of the deadliest days of the month was overlooked by the media as people focused on the violent unrest following the fatal police shooting of 23-year-old Sylville Smith on Aug. 13, Milwaukee police Chief Ed Flynn said. “Twenty-four people lost their lives in violent crimes,” Flynn said. “Five people were murdered the day of the riots. That was lost in the news.” “When you’ve committed the crime, if there is no significant sanction, there is no lesson learned. And the victims are entire communities,” Flynn said. The police chief said people shouldn’t be more afraid of dying in a shootout than they are of getting probation if they’re caught with a gun. So far in 2016, police have seized 1,600 guns – 211 in August. But it isn’t just guns. People continue to use knives and even run over each other with cars and trucks. Much, if not most, of the violence can be attibuted to gangs and the illegal drug trade. Brit dials 999 to complain Chicago, Milwaukee continue that a cat ate his bacon rampage of homicides in Aug. A man dialed 999 (the British equivalent of 911) to ask police to arrest his girlfriend and her cat after she allowed her pet to eat his bacon. West Yorkshire, England, Police confirmed that the man wanted his girlfriend and her cat detained following the incident. During the amazing recording, the call handler calmly asked the man what action he wanted taken. “I want to press charges,” he replied. “Against whom?” asked the dispatcher. “Your girlfriend or the cat?” “Both of them,” responded the caller. The dispatcher then said, “we don’t arrest cats,” before going on to explain that a cat eating bacon is not a criminal offense. However the man continued to complain that someone was to blame. “My girlfriend allowed the cat to do it,” he said. West Yorkshire Police brought the recorded clip to the attention of the public in an attempt to highlight the thousands of time-wasting calls their switchboard receives. The head dispatcher said that one in ten 999 calls did not require emergency attention. “Many times we’re talking about a matter of seconds between emergency personnel being able to get to a genuine emergency effectively and not being able to, and during these few seconds people’s lives are being put at risk,” he explained. see us online at www.readthebeacon.com 18 — The Beacon Sept. 9, 2016 Pet Questions and Answers By Marc Morrone Q: We found a teeny weeny baby turtle crawling in the parking lot of a restaurant that we frequent. It is only the size of a nickel. We looked on the internet and it seems to be a baby diamondback terrapin and, from what we read, they live in the bays all over Long Island. However, this parking lot was at least a half mile from the bay, and there are many roads between the bay and the parking lot that this little turtle could never have crossed safely. How did it get there and can we keep it as a pet? A: Baby turtles are as cute as puppies, and I can identify with your enchantment. However, these diamondbacks are a saltwater turtle and do not do very well when kept as pets the way the common red-eared slider turtle does. They really do need to live in saltwater to stay healthy, and they do grow to a very large size. The diamondbacks live in the bays and ocean where they are not restricted by any boundary, and only the females come out of water to lay their eggs in a hole that they dig in soft soil. Some time later, when the eggs hatch, the babies get lost trying to get back to the water. Another scenario I have personally witnessed is that seagulls will pick up the baby terrapins as soon as they hatch to eat them. Sometimes before one gull gets a chance to swallow the baby turtle the other gulls will mob and chase it -- just like they did in the movie “Finding Nemo” – and the baby gets dropped in the chase and ends up far from its place of hatching. So the best thing you can do for it is to turn it loose in a quiet bay or, better yet, a saltwater marsh full of beach grass. Just be sure to put it in the water when the tide is still and the water is calm so that it has a better chance of acclimating to the environment. If the tide and current are very strong, the baby will get swept away before it gets a chance to orient itself. If you do this right, you will have the satisfaction of knowing you saved its little life. Q: I have a 4-year-old male budgie parakeet. It’s been a pleasure all these years until last week. I clean his cage every morning and give him fresh food, drinking water and fill a bird bathtub for him to splash in. Last week he started dumping the food and drinking water. I replace it and he does it again. Is this a game or is there something wrong? I am off to the pet store today to buy dishes that can’t be spilled and some new toys that may distract him. Should I be concerned? A: Animals have no idea about the consequences of their actions and certainly do not cognitively plan for the future. So he has no idea that if he dumps out his food and water that he will have none left to partake of later in the day. If he gets a kick out of dumping out the seeds and water and you so graciously fill the dishes back up again, that makes the game much more interactive. This is not an indication that he is unhappy with the quality of his food. You can get dishes that can be better secured. If you surround a pet with a whole slew of toys then it quickly grows bored with them and tries to create new activities such as knocking out the bird seed as your budgie does. Better to keep the toys separate from it and every day give it a different one or two and take the old ones away. By working them in rotation, you keep the pet’s interest in them fresh. Q: My 2-year-old male Jack Russell terrier has a thing about his reflection whenever he sees it on any surface. Even seeing himself in the hubcap of a car makes him go ballistic, barking at it and trying to bite it. I assume that he thinks it is another dog barking back at him and that is why he does this as I read that dogs cannot understand that their reflection is actually themselves. However, this dog is very, very smart, and I’m not saying this because he is my dog. He is always figuring things out for himself and I have never had nor seen a dog do the things that he does. But since he is so smart, why can’t he understand that his reflection is not another dog, particularly since it doesn’t smell like a dog? A: This is a question that has always interested me. Thus far scientific research done in controlled settings has proved that the only animals who can understand that their reflections are themselves are apes, dolphins and elephants. However dogs and birds – as smart as the others in my opinion – can’t, and I have always accepted this as the way it is. One day, though, as I was getting ready to tape one of my TV shows and I had to hide the microphone under my shirt. Harry, my Scarlet Macaw, was on my shoulder and he always reacted to his reflection in the same manner that he reacted to all other scarlet macaws – he would spread his wings and try to attack it. That particular day, I stood in front of Is this cat named Corky? Or did he catch a Champagne cork on the fly last New Yearʼs Eve? (Source unknown) a full-length mirror so that I could see myself and adjust the microphone, and as soon as I walked in front of the mirror and stopped to adjust my shirt Harry stood at attention and said “Marc!” as he always did when he saw me. Then he just calmly sat on my shoulder and looked at our reflections tilting his head this way and that. He didn’t try to attack it nor did he ever try to attack his reflection again. Now, I can’t say with certainty that Harry understood that it was he in the mirror. However I do know that he knew the other image in the mirror was me, as he said so loud and clear, and I assume that he also figured out that the bird he saw on my shoulder was not a strange scarlet macaw, as he did not try to attack it as he always did in the past. I would like to think that my fulllength reflection gave Harry a reference point that he didn’t have in smaller mirrors so that he could figure out what was going on for himself. I always wondered if a dog in a similar situation would act the same way. A dog like your Jack Russell reacts to what it sees instantly so I doubt that such a dog could think of its reflection as itself, but I bet that a calm and mature dog that has experienced a lot of different things in life and thus was self taught by these experiences would act as Harry did. If any readers have a similar story on this behavior, I would be happy to read it and share it with everyone. © Newsday “Our mission is to provide a rescue and home for abused, abandoned, retired and injured large felines, exotics and hoofed animals. Sharon, WI 53585-9728 IS ALWAYS IN NEED OF: • Clay Cat Litter • Kitten Food • Dry & Canned Cat Food • Canned Dog Food • Kitten Milk Replacement Formula (KMR or Mother’s Helper) CLEANING SUPPLIES: • Liquid Laundry Soap • Bleach • Dish Soap • Paper Towels • Antibacterial Hand Soap VOLUNTEERS! 3 MILES SOUTH OF ELKHORN ON HWY. 67 • ELKHORN, WI • (262) 723-3899 ADMITTANCE SATURDAYS & SUNDAYS TO MEMBERS ONLY! 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Transfer your home movies from videocassette to DVD using this device. Book Clubs • Book Buzz Parent-Child Book Club, Sept. 14 at 4 p.m. for talk, snacks, and an activity related to this month’s title, “A Tale Dark and Grimm,” by Adam Gidwitz. • Aram Book Club, Thursday, Sept. 15 at 6:30 p.m. to discuss “Me Before You” by JoJo Moyes. • Guilty Pleasures Book Club, Monday, Sept. 26 at 6 p.m.to talk about “Where They Found Her” by Kimberly McCreight. • Adult Craft Night will feature a colorful glass bead wind chime. Register to attend either Monday, Sept. 12 or Thursday, Sept. 15 at 6 p.m. • Knit & Crochet Club meets at 6 p.m. on Sept. 12, 21, and 28. Take your own project to work on. Instruction for beginners is available. • Happy Birthday, Roald Dahl, Tuesday, Sept. 13 at 4 p.m. Celebrate the author who brought us the BFG, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory and more, with a fabulous birthday party. • A presentation about the Twin Barns Project on Tuesday, Sept. 13 at 6 p.m. will discuss their mission to ease the burden of hunger in Walworth County by providing fresh, healthy, nourishing food, regardless of their ability to pay. • Wednesday Story time with Ms. Denise resumes on Sept. 14 at 10 a.m. Themes for Sept. are: 14th, socks and shoes; 21st, sharing; and 28th, A is for apple. LEGO Club meets the first and third Monday of each month at 4 p.m. This month, due to Labor Day, LEGO builders will get together just once, on Sept. 19. • Click, Clack, Moo … it’s a Doreen Cronin party on Tuesday Sept, 20 at 4 p.m. • Flavor of Wisconsin: History & Culture through Recipes will be presented by author Teresa Allen on Wednesday, Sept. 28 at 6 p.m. ! ! ! Barrett Memorial Library, 65 W. Geneva St., Williams Bay. Open Mon. and Wed. 9 a.m. - 7 p.m.; Tues., Thurs., Fri. 9 a.m. - 6 p.m.; Sat. 9 a.m. - 4 p.m. Phone 245-2709 or check the library’s Web site at www.williamsbay. lib.wi.us/ • Mocktails for Moms, September 13, 1 p.m. Relax on the new patio and celebrate school being back in session. Nonalcoholic drinks and light snacks will be served. Everyone is welcome. • TV Marathon Monday, 3:30-5 p.m. Mondays (after-school program) • Story Time, Tuesdays, 10-11 a.m., and Thursdays, 1:30-2:30 p.m. • Wii Play, Tuesdays and Fridays, 3:30-5 p.m. • Readers Theater, second Wednesday of the month, 1:30-3:30 p.m. • LEGOs and Beads, Wednesdays, 3:305 p.m. • Try It Once Club, first Thursday of the month, 3:30-5 p.m. • “Boys Don’t Knit” Circle, September 15, 3:30-5 p.m. Listen to the audio book and take part in activity. For kids 13 and older. • Saturday Morning Book Group, second Saturday of the month, 10 a.m. Read and dis- cuss a new book each month. October 8, “The Secret Chord” by Geraldine Brooks. • What Are Teens Reading? book group meets the third Monday of the month at 7 p.m. This group is for parents to read and review teen books. Stop at the library to pick from a selection of young adult books. • Scrabble Club, Wednesdays 10 a.m.noon. • Knitting Circle: Wednesdays 1-3 p.m. • Saturday Morning Book Group, second Saturday of the month, 10 a.m. Read and discuss a new book each month. • Scrabble Club, Wednesdays 10 a.m. noon. • Knitting Circle, Wednesdays 1-3 p.m. For a complete summer program schedule, visit www.williamsbay.lib.wi.us. ! ! ! Brigham Memorial Library, 131 Plain St., Sharon. Hours: Mon. 10 a.m. - 6 p.m.; Tues. 12-8 p.m.; Wed. 9 a.m. - 5 p.m.; Thurs. 10 a.m. - 6 p.m.; Fri. 9 a.m. - 5 p.m.; Sat. 9 a.m. - noon. Phone 736-4249. Website: www.sharon.lib.wi.us. • Coffee Hour for adults every Wednesday from 9:30 - 11 a.m. Free coffee, refreshments and social hour with neighbors. • Story Time for infants through Pre-K. Wednesdays, 10 – 11 a.m. A theme will unite a story and a craft. Follow the library on Facebook at w w w.f acebook .com /brigham m em oriallibrary and email us at brigham@sharon.lib.wi.us/ ! ! ! Clinton Public Library, 214 Mill St., Clinton. Hours: Monday and Friday 8:30 a.m. - 5 p.m.; Tuesday - Thursday 8:30 a.m. - 7:30 p.m.; Saturday, 8:30 a.m. - 1:30 p.m. Phone (608) 676-5569. • Story times at the library, Mondays at 10 a.m. for children 3 to 24 months; Fridays at 10 a.m. for 2-5-year-olds. • 55+ Tech Desk. A new technology service offers free help to people 55 and older. Available every other Thursday. Call to register. Free one-on-one help is available for all ages by appointment. • Adult book discussion the fourth Wednesday at 1:30 p.m. ! ! ! Darien Public Library, 47 Park Street, Darien. Hours: Monday - Thursday: 10 a.m. to 7 p.m., Saturday 10 a.m. to 2 p.m. Closed Friday and Sunday. Phone: (262) 882-5155. Web page: www.darien.lib.wi.us. • The library will hold one of its monthly “Coloring for Adults” get togethers on Tuesday, September 29 from 1 to 2 p.m. These classes are a fun way for adults to revisit a favorite childhood past time. The classes are free, fun, and relaxing. The library provides the colored pencils, the pages to color, coffee or tea. • Adult Book Club’s first fall meeting on Thursday September 29 at 5:45 p.m. The book club meets once a month from 5:45 to 6:45 p.m. to read and discuss a wide variety of books that are provided by the library at no charge to its members. • In order to make room for more current selections, the library has had to weed its large print fiction section, which means there is an extensive collection of large print fiction books on sale for just $1. • Ten computers for patron use at no cost • Ongoing library book sale: children’s books for 25 cents; adult paperback books for 50 cents; adult hardcover books for $1; and DVDs for $2. ! ! ! East Troy Lions Public Library, 3094 Sept. 9, 2016 — 19 Graydon Ave., East Troy. Hours: Mon. Thurs. 10 a.m. - 7 p.m., Fri. 10 a.m. - 5 p.m., Saturday 10 a.m. - 1 p.m. Phone 542-6262. • Story Time, Fridays, 11 a.m., for ages 18 months – 4 years. • Lego Club, Thursdays from 3 - 4 p.m. For more information, call 642-6262. ! ! ! Fontana Public Library, 166 Second Ave., Fontana. Open 9 a.m. - 5 p.m. Monday, Wednesday, Thursday and Friday, 9 a.m. to 8 p.m. Tuesday and 9 a.m. - 1 p.m. Saturday. • Happy-to-Be-Here Book Club, third Thursday of each month, 1 p.m. • Evening Book Club, third Thursday of each month, 5:30 p.m., sometimes off-site. All programs are free and open to the public unless otherwise indicated. Call 2755107 for more information. ! ! ! Genoa City Public Library, 126 Freeman St., Genoa City. Hours: Mon. and Wed. 9 a.m. - 7 p.m.; Tues., Thurs. and Fri. 9 a.m. - 5 p.m., Saturday 9 a.m. - 1 p.m. • Story time, Thursday, 10 a.m. for kids ages 2-5 and siblings. • Ongoing book sale. Donations of new or slightly used books, including children’s books, may be dropped off at the library. • Lego Club, the first Monday of every month from 4-6 p.m. All school age children are welcome. All programs are free and open to the public unless otherwise indicated. Call 2796188 or email genoa@genoacity.lib.wi.us for more information. ! ! ! Lake Geneva Public Library, 918 W. Main St., Lake Geneva. Hours: Mon. - Thurs. 9 a.m. - 8 p.m.; Fri. 9 a.m. - 6 p.m.; Sat. 9 a.m. - 1 p.m. Phone 249-5299 or visit www.lakegeneva.lib.wi.us. • Otaku Club, sponsored by the Friends of the Lake Geneva Public Library, from 4 6 p.m. on Monday, Sept. 12. For teens who like Anime and Manga. Snacks will be provided. • Preschool Story time from 10 -11 a.m. on Thursday, Sept. 15. For children 3 - 5 years and their parents. This will be the start of a new session of preschool Story times, which will run until Thursday, Dec. 15. Read, sing, and play. • Toddler Time, Friday, Sept. 16 from 9:30-10 a.m. for babies up to 2 year olds and their parents. This will be the start of a new series of toddler time, which will run until Friday, Dec. 16. More reading, singing and playing. • Family Movie Nights at 6 p.m. on Monday, Sept. 19, and Thursday, Sept. 22 will present Disney’s “The Jungle Book,” the new live-action movie that came out this year. Children are encouraged to take blankets and pillows, and attend in their pajamas. Free popcorn. • Friday Book Club, Sept 23 from 4:30-6 p.m. for 8-12 year olds. Snack will be provided. The theme will be New Books because so many new books come out in the fall. • Teen Club for all things teen, Monday, Sept 26, from 4-6 p.m. Books, writing, movies, music, food. Snacks will be served. Only teens may participate. For more information, call the library at 249-5299 or visit the Library Web site, www. lakegeneva.lib.wi.us. ! ! ! Matheson Memorial Library, 101 N. Wisconsin St., Elkhorn. Open Monday Thursday 9 a.m. - 8 p.m., Friday 9 a.m. - 6 p.m. and Saturday 10 a.m. - 2 p.m. 723-2678. • The library hosts two book clubs per month. The Page Turners meet on the first Wednesday of the month at 6:30 p.m. and the Afternoon Book Club meets on the third Wednesday of the month at 2 p.m. You can check out a copy of the book club selection 3-4 weeks prior to the book club meeting. All meetings are held at the library and are facilitated by staff librarians. • Story times are about 30 minutes and are filled with books, songs and more. Each week will bring something new. No registration required. Toddlers on Tuesday at 10 a.m. and 11 a.m.; Books n Babies on Thursday at 10 a.m.; Preschool age on Wednesday at 10 a.m.; and Tiny Tots 2nd and 4th Monday at 6:30 p.m. We Explore, ages 3+, Friday 10 a.m. • Slipped Stitches, every Wednesday, 68 p.m. in the Youth Services story room. A group for anyone who does some sort of stitching: knitting, crocheting, needlepoint, tatting etc. • The Lego Building Club for all ages meets every other Thursday at 3:30 p.m. in the community center. Each meeting will feature a different building theme. Creations will be displayed in the library and online. Lego donations greatly appreciated. • Messy Art Club meets on the alternate Thursdays from the Lego Building Club at 3:30 p.m. • The Walworth County Genealogical Society Library in the Mary Bray Room of the Matheson Memorial Library, Tuesdays from 10 a.m. - 3 p.m. and the third Saturday of the month from 10 a.m. - 3 p.m., or by appointment, which can be made by calling the WCGS librarian at 215-0118. A board member will always be there to render assistance if needed. To obtain membership information or find literature regarding Walworth County, visit walworthcgs.com. All library programs are free and open to the public unless otherwise indicated. Call 723-2678 or visit www.elkhorn.lib.wi.us. ! ! ! Walworth Memorial Library, now located in the West Garden Plaza in Walworth. Open Mon. and Wed. 10 a.m. - 8 p.m., Tues., Thurs., Fri. and Sat. 10 a.m. - 5 p.m. • Knitting and crocheting classes, Saturdays, 10:30 a.m. Call for details. • Preschool Story Hour, Fridays, 9:45 – 10:30 a.m., for preschool-age children infant to age 5 and their caregivers. The hour will include stories, snacks, crafts and more. • Children’s story hour, age kindergarten through grade 3, Wednesdays from 3:30-4:30 p.m. • Book Club for adults, third Saturday of each month, 9:30 – 10:30 a.m. • Digital downloads of electronic books (e-books) are growing in popularity. The Digital Download Center (http://dbooks. wplc.info) is sponsored by the Wisconsin Public Library Consortium. You can also access the Digital Download Center through your library’s online catalogue. Available to all Wisconsin residents, the Digital Download Center offers e-books, audio books, videos and music that you can download to devices such as iPods and other MP3 players, Kindles, Sony eReaders, Nooks and iPads, to name just a few. For a complete list of supported devices, visit the Digital Download Center and use the link near the bottom of the left column. While all new titles will not be available immediately, the purchase of new titles has already begun and will continue. All programs are free and open to the public unless otherwise indicated. Call 2756322 for more information. ! ! ! ǡ Ǥ-̺ Ǥ Ǥ ʹʹ-ʹͷ-ʹͳͺͷ ϐ see us online at www.readthebeacon.com 20 — The Beacon By Kathi West The Walworth County Fair is over for another year. I was there on Saturday, Sept. 3. In the morning I served as a Master Gardener, answering questions about plants at Horticultural Hall. It was fun to see the little kids looking at huge pumpkins and fairy gardens. In the afternoon I was at North Hall turning quilts on a bed. The bed turning audience was more for adults. Members of the Scrappers Quilt Guild brought lovely quilts to show with the story about each quilt. The quilts in competition were beautiful, too. Joanne Howe won Best of Show. Her quilt was one that I presented a block each month. It really made me feel good that she won. There were all kinds of big and little quilts, table quilts with napkins, wall hangings and more. Scarecrow Fest in Delavan is September 17. The Scrappers have quilted wallhangings and hung them in downtown stores. It was a challenge. That is, we were given a piece of fabric and told to make a wallhanging. You can go around and vote for your favorite quilt. The Madison Expo is this week. After the paper comes out you still have Friday and Saturday to see hundreds of beautiful quilts. There are some local quilters whose quilts were accepted in the show. Sue Buckingham from Sharon entered her quilt, “My Sweet Pea Mood,” Pat Weyhrauch, of Williams Bay entered her quilt, “Heels and Toes, Dirt and Holes,” Carol Wysocki from Fontana entered “Country Garden” and Joanne Howe of Delavan entered two quilts, “View from My Kayak” and “Blind Date.” I’ve seen some of these and they are amazing. I hope to see you at the show. EVENTS September 8-10, Madison Quilt Expo will be at the Alliant Energy Center in Madison. This is a juried and judged show with money prizes. October 5-8, Des Moines, Iowa,, get more information by calling (270) 898-7903. October 13-15, Original Sewing and Quilt Expo at Schaumburg Convention Center, 1551 North Thoreau Dr. in Schaumburg, Ill. There will be shopping, workshops, special events Quilts on display, a fashion show, Jim Shore at Fons and Porter’s booth and prize drawings. See a list of classes with full descriptions and register at www.sewingex po.com. If you have questions go to info@sewingexpo.com or call (800) 699-6309. October 15-16, Wandering Foot Quilt Show “Pinwheels & Polka Dots” will be at Oak Creek Salvation Army, 8853 S. Howell Ave., Oak Creek, Wis. For more information go Angie Lois of the Quilting Connection in Elkhorn demonstrates a Handy Quilter long-arm machine at the Walworth County Fair. (Beacon photo) to facebook: Wanderingfootquilters. QUILT GUILDS Chocolate City Quilters meet the second Monday of each month at 6:30p.m. in the Burlington High School library, 400 McCanna Parkway. The Crazy Quilt Guild Quilters meet the second Wednesday of each month at 6:30 p.m. at the First Congregational Church, 231 Roberts Drive in Mukwonago. The Harvard Village Quilters meet the third Wednesday of the month at 1 p.m. at Trinity Lutheran Church 504 East Diggins Street Harvard, Ill. Visitors are always welcome. The Chicken Coop Quilters (Quilts of Valor and Quilts of Honor Quilt) Group meets at 6 p.m. on the second Tuesday of the month at Kay ALL SHOPS OPEN: THURSDAY, SEPTEMBER 22 Millie Swets and Kathi West of the Scrappers Quilt Guild perform a bed turning at the Walworth County Fair. (Beacon photo) 10:00 A.M. - 5:00 P.M. FRIDAY, SEPTEMBER 23 10:00 A.M. - 5:00 P.M. SATURDAY, SEPTEMBER 24 Sawdust & Stitches 13 S. Wisconsin Street, Elkhorn, WI • 262-723-1213 Monday-Friday 10:00-5:00; Saturday 10:00-4:00 2016 Shop Sisters Hop September 22-24 • 10:00 a.m.-5:00 p.m. September 25 • Noon-3:00 p.m. Web Site: www.sawdustandstitches.net • E-mail: sharon@sawdustandstitches.net QUILTING FABRIC & NOTIONS Sept. 9, 2016 10:00 A.M. - 5:00 P.M. SUNDAY, SEPTEMBER 25 NOON - 3:00 P.M. Each shop will be offering: A 20% DISCOUNT OFF EACH SHOP’S FEATURED SEWING OR KNITTING NOTION with a sheet of instructions on how & when to use it Franzen’s newly house on Theatre Road. Take your sewing machine, fabric to make a QOV quilt or a quilt that you have started and any sewing tools you will need. For more information and directions to Kay’s house, call Ellen Weber at 728-3630. The Scrappers Quilt Guild meets on the third Tuesday of the month at 6:30 p.m. in the Lion’s Field House on Highway 67 in Williams Bay. Take your show-andtell quilts. Visitors are always welcome. If you have some quilting news to share with quilters in the greater Walworth County area, e-mail me at kbeacon@char ter.net or send it to P.O. Box 69, Williams Bay, WI 53191. Make sure you send it about a month before the event and I will try to get it into the next issue. . FOOD • DEMOS • FUN • PRIZES From Each Shop, Enter To Win: A $50 Gift Certificate & a Fold Up Daylight LED Lamp GRAND PRIZE: $350 Gift Certificate ($50 to spend at each shop) & a $220 Daylight LED Floor Lamp Just visit ALL seven shops & have your passport punched. Turn your passport into the last shop you visit. (bring address labels that include phone number and email for all the drawings) Shops Included Are: LOOSE THREADS 8005 N. State Road 26, Milton 608-868-7912 KARI’S SEW UNIQUE 12524 E. Cty. Rd. N, Whitewater 262-473-2049 WOODLAND QUILTS, LLC 147 W. Main St., Whitewater 262-473-2978 NEEDLES ‘N PINS YARN SHOPPE W9034 Cty. Rd. A, Delavan 608-883-9922 STUDIO S - YARN & WEAVING W8903 Cty. Road A Delavan 608-883-2123 SAWDUST & STITCHES 13 S. Wisconsin Street Elkhorn 262-723-1213 THE QUILT PATCH, LLC W3352 Lower Hebron Rd., Fort Atkinson 262-593-8462 The Beacon Plan ahead. Look through the calendar to make advance reservations for events that require them. Phone numbers are in area code (262) unless otherwise indicated. For a more complete listing of activities at area businesses, log on to www.visitwalworth county.com/events. SATURDAY, SEPT. 10 Hispanic Heritage Fest, 12 – 5 p.m., Phoenix Park Bandshell, Washington and Third streets, Delavan, to celebrate National Hispanic Heritage Month (Sept. 15 - Oct. 15). Enjoy vendor booths, mariachi, folk dancers, community speakers, authentic Hispanic food, piñata for the kids and more. The festival is free for all to attend. East Troy Bluegrass Festival, 10 a.m. 6:30 p.m., on the square in East Troy. Check easttroybluegrass.com for details. Darien Corn Fest, West Park, Darien. Live music, carnival rides, arts and crafts vendors, softball and volleyball tournaments, hammerschlagen competition, food vendors, parade, tractor pulls, corn boil and fireworks. Free sweet corn from 11 a.m. - 3 p.m. Free parking, free admission, free entertainment. Details at dariendornfest.com. Pig Roast to benefit Twin Oaks Shelter for the Homeless, 3-6 p.m., Carvetti’s Grill and Tap House, 642 W. Main St., Lake Geneva. Tickets are $30 in advance, $35 at the door. Raffles, door prizes, music and more. Tickets may be obtained online at www.com munity-action.org or by calling Beth Tallon at (608) 313-1319. Taste of Lake Geneva, 11 a.m. - 6 p.m., Flat Iron Park, 201 Wrigley Dr., Lake Geneva, will featre “the best fare in the Lake Geneva area,” from barbecued ribs to tempting desserts. See LakeGenevaDowntown.com/. Music on the Course and Craft Beer Festival, opens at 5 p.m., music from the Oktoberfest Oompah Band from 6-10 p.m. at the pavilion, Evergreen Golf Course, N6246 Highway 12, Elkhorn. Tickets are $8 in advance or $10 at the door, which includes three sampling tickets and a souvenir glass. SUNDAY, SEPT. 11 Sharon Farmers Market, 9 a.m. - 3 p.m., North Street, downtown Sharon by the railroad tracks. The event takes place every four 48 YEAR TH Ye Olde INHotel LYONS (262) 763-2701 Hwy. 36-Halfway between Lake Geneva & Burlington from Hwy. 50 turn on South Road, 3 miles LOOK US UP ON FACEBOOK Open Wed.-Fri. at 4:00 p.m., Sat. & Sun. 11:30 All Day & Evening WEDNESDAY CHICKEN or LASAGNA DINNER.............$11 ALL-YOU-CAN-EAT WHITEFISH...$11 WITH CUP OF SOUP THURSDAY RIBEYE DINNER................................$15 STEAK SANDWICH w/onion straws.$12 STEAK SANDWICH OR CHICKEN PARMESAN...................$12 FRIDAY ALL-YOU-CAN-EAT Whitefish......................................$10 FISH COMBO PLATTER....................$13 FISH FRY......................................$11 SATURDAY KING PRIME RIB...$27 QUEEN....$23 LAMB CHOPS...............................$26 RIBEYE or NY STRIP.................$26 SUNDAY TURKEY or PORK DINNER........$12 see us online at www.readthebeacon.com weeks. Open Pleasure Horse Show, 10 a.m. - 6 p.m., West 20 Ranch and Saddle Co., W4812 Highway 20, East Troy. Check West20.com. East Troy Bluegrass Festival, 10 a.m. 6:30 p.m., on the square in East Troy. Check easttroybluegrass.com for details. Darien Corn Fest, West Park, Darien. Live music, carnival rides, arts and crafts vendors, softball and volleyball tournaments, hammerschlagen competition, food vendors, parade, tractor pulls, corn boil and fireworks. Free sweet corn from 11 a.m. - 3 p.m. Free parking, free admission, free entertainment. Details at dariendornfest.com. TUESDAY, SEPT. 13 Walworth County Area Retired Educators will feature a program by WCAREA State Director, Chris Glock. The program will follow a luncheon at Sperino’s in Elkhorn at noon. Reservations and a payment of $14 is required and must be received by Sept. 9. For more information call 7422693 or 742-2693. Tuesdays @ 2 presents Unusual Eating Implements. Artist and Collector Frank Breneisen will share a unique display of utensils used over time and in different cultures. Geneva Lake Museum, 255 Mill St., Lake Geneva. Call 248-6060 or log on to www.genevalakemuseum.org. WEDNESDAY, SEPT. 14 The Alzheimer’s Association will present a program called “Memory Loss, Dementia and Alzheimer’s Disease: The Basics” from 9:30 to 11:30 a.m. at Delavan Community Center, 820 E. Geneva Street, in Delavan. The program will provide information that everyone should know about memory loss and how it affects a person’s life and family. Participants will learn about memory loss, dementia and Alzheimer’s disease, as well as risk factors, research, treatments and steps to a proper diagnosis. The program is being offered at no charge and is open to members of the community. Registration is required; to register, contact Deborah Klement at (800) 272-3900, email or dklement @alz.org. SATURDAY, SEPT. 17 Walk to End Alzheimer’s. On-site registration will begin at 8:30 a.m., with the walk starting promptly at 10 a.m. Participants will enjoy a scenic walk past historic mansions around Geneva Lake, and all the festivities at Library Park including a complimentary hot dog lunch, entertainment by Petty Thieves, team photos, and the Purple Clubhouse activity area featuring family activities, temporary tattoos and a silly purple selfie station. The opening ceremony will include a special Promise Garden tribute to all those whose lives have been affected by Alzheimer’s. Participants can register, support another walker and get information online at www.alz.org/walk. For questions or assistance, call (800) 272-3900. Registration can also be done the day of the walks, beginning at 8:30 a.m. The Walk will begin at 10. Puzzle Answers JUMBLE ANSWERS Cleft Mince Junior Maroon Answer: What it costs to get hitched THE “UNION” RATE Kid’s Jumble Pup Pens Puck Mind Answer: When he found out he got the job fixing flat tires, he was — PUMPED UP ©2016 Tribune Content A gency, LLC. ALL-YOU-CAN-EAT COUNTRY STYLE PORK RIBS..$12 SEPTEMBER 18 AL WHITE 4:00-8:00 P.M. DAILY SURF ‘N TURF........................$36 PLUS REGULAR MENU • CARRY-OUTS AVAILABLE Scarecrow Fest, 8:30 a.m. - 8 p.m., downtown Delavan. See article on page 21. The Country Gentlemen Barbershop Chorus will celebrate their 40th anniversary when they present their annual singing show entitled “This is Your Life” at 2 p.m. at Badger High School, 220 East South Street, Lake Geneva. The chorus and chorus quartets will sing songs that tell about the various things that happened during the life of our special guest. Also featured during the show will be the internationally ranked and award winning Barbershop Society quartet, After Hours. Tickets can be ordered in advance for $17 by calling John Park at (262) 7670706 or will be available at the door for $19. Audiophilia plays rock, 5 p.m., Phoenix Park Bandshell, 111 E. Wisconsin St., Delavan. Free. Take a lawn chair or blanket to sit on. Mike Stone and the Rockets, 6 p.m., Phoenix Park Bandshell, 111 E. Wisconsin St., Delavan. Free. Take a lawn chair or blanket to sit on. Darien Ballroom Dance, Darien Senior Center (Darien Public Library - Level 1), 47 Park St., Darien. Dance from 7-10 p.m. (DJ Music- Strict tempo). Everyone is invited, including couples and singles. Casual dress or dress to impress. Ice will be supplied for those who take their own (non-alcoholic) refreshments. Admission is $6 per person. Unlimited free parking. For further info, call 728-5585, Ext. 2. SUNDAY, SEPT. 18 Classical pianist MyungHee Chung, 3 – 4:30 p.m., Greenhill Center of the Arts, Light Recital Hall, 800 W. Main St., UWWhitewater. The program will include Brahms’ Six Piano Pieces, op. 118 and all six of the Liszt, Paganini Etudes. General Admission, $10; over 65, $9, students with ID and those younger than 18, $3. Call (262) 472-2222 or log on to tickets.uww.edu. MONDAY, SEPT. 19 Ladies Day Luncheon, 11 a.m. - 3 p.m., Geneva National’s Grand Ballroom, 1221 Geneva National Ave., S., Lake Geneva. Join the Geneva Lakes Women’s Association for their 14th Annual Ladies Day Luncheon. Wine Reception begins at 11 a.m., lunch will be served at noon, and a living history portrayal featuring Leslie Goddard as Olympic medalist and world class golf champion, Babe Didrickson, will begin at 1. A cash bar will be open, and a silent auction and 50/50 raffle will be held as well. Visit www.glwa. net for details. TUESDAY, SEPT. 20 The Life and Times of John Powers will be the subject of this week’s Tuesdays @ Two, 2-3 p.m., Geneva Lake Museum, 255 Mill St., Lake Geneva. JaNelle Powers will reflect on the remarkable career of her author husband and their life together. FRIDAY, SEPT. 23 Belfry Music Theatre’s annual fund raising dinner concert to support 2017 capital BOGGLE ANSWERS HILL RIDGE PLAIN RAVINE ISLAND VALLEY CANYON ©2016 Tribune Content A gency LLC Sept. 9, 2016 —21 improvement projects. Dinner will be served at 6:30 p.m. and the concert, featuring Jaimee Paul and her husband, Leif Shires, will begin at 7:30. Limited seating available. Individual tickets are $75; reserved tables of 8 are $600. The Belfry Music Theatre is located at 3601 Highway 67, just south of the intersection with Highway 50. Enjoy an evening of engaging songs, like “Summertime,” “Blue Skies,” “My Funny Valentine,” “Fever” and “At Last.” SATURDAY, SEPT. 24 Antique and Classic Boat Show, 10 a.m. - 4 p.m., Abbey Resort Marina, Fontana. Turkey Dinner, 4-7 p.m. at Triune Lutheran Church of Sharon. Cost is $10 for adults, $6 for children ages 6-12, youngsters under 6 eat free. Carryouts and drive thru will be available for $10. The Church is located two miles South of Highway 14, West of Walworth and north of Sharon on County Road K. Phone (262) 882-4000. SUNDAY, SEPT. 25 Antique and Classic Boat Show, 10 a.m. - 3 p.m., Abbey Resort Marina, Fontana. Classical concert by cellist Benjamin Whitcomb and Pianist MyungHee Chung, 7:30 – 9 p.m., Greenhill Center of the Arts, Light Recital Hall, UW-Whitewater, 800 W. Main St., Whitewater. The duo will perform their 100th concert together. On the program will be two rarely heard sonatas for cello and piano by Benjamin Britten and Erno Dohnanyi. The five-movement Britten sonata shows the composer’s creativity, resourcefulness, and orchestral skills. The Dohnanyi is a tremendously beautiful work, somewhat in the style of Brahms. Call (262) 472-2222, or log on to tickets.uww.edu for tickets, which range from $3 to $5. TUESDAY, SEPT. 27 Lakeland Audubon Society presents a program on Wisconsin Bats by Jennifer Redell of the Wisconsin Department of Resources. See Live Bats. ~ ~ ~ Ongoing events ~ ~ ~ The Delavan Historical Society, 663 E. Ann St., at the intersection with Seventh St. (Highway 50), is open free to the public from 10 a.m. - 2 p.m. on Mondays and Saturdays. Volunteer work day, fourth Saturday from 8:30-11:30 a.m. at Kishwauketoe Nature Preserve, Highway 67, north, Williams Bay. Meet at the main entrance. The work location will be posted at the kiosk. Contact Harold at (262) 903-3601 or email knc@kncwb.org to get on the list. AARP Local 5310, 9:30 a.m. the fourth Tuesday of every month at Peoples Bank, 837 N. Wisconsin St. Elkhorn. For info., call Shirley Grant at 473-2214 or email shirl23@charter.net. American Legion Auxiliary meeting, 7 p.m. on the second Monday of each month at the Legion Hall on Second Street in Delavan. The group raises money for scholarships and to send gifts at Christmas time to the servicemen and women that are hospitalized due to injuries while in combat. Southern Lakes Masonic Lodge #12, 1007 S. 2nd St., Delavan. Stated meetings are: July and Aug. fourth Monday only; Dec., second Monday only; all other months, second and fourth Mondays at 7 p.m. Geneva Masonic Lodge #44, 335 Lake Shore Dr., Lake Geneva. Regularly stated meetings, second Tuesday, 7 p.m. 725-3062. Ice Age Trail Alliance, monthly meeting, third Tuesday of each month 7 p.m. at U.S. Bank, Elkhorn. (Downstairs in the community meeting room, enter at the back door). Bingo, second and fourth Thursday of the month at the Delavan American Legion hall, 111 S. 2nd St. Doors open at 5:30 p.m., a 15-game session begins at 6:30. Progressive session follows. $1 face, progressive pot grows until it is won. $100 consolation prize. Bingo, St. Andrew Parish in Delavan. The games will be played on the first Friday of the month, except July and August, with doors opening at 6 p.m. and play starting at 7 p.m. For more information see www.standrews-delavan.org. Civil Air Patrol, Walco Composite Squadron, meets every Thursday from 6:30 to 8:30 p.m. at the Elkhorn National Guard Armory, 401 East Fair St., Elkhorn. Visit www.gocivilairpatrol.com/ or call Commander Ronald Sorenson, 751-0677. Authors Echo Writers group meeting, 7 p.m., first and third Tuesday of every month, Aurora Hospital, East entrance Burlington. Call Frank Koneska at 534-6236. (Continued on page 23) 22 — The Beacon see us online at www.readthebeacon.com Sept. 9, 2016 Scarecrow Fest welcomes Autumn to downtown Delavan Scarecrow Fest is a family-oriented event that will showcase dressed and decorated scarecrows throughout historic downtown Delavan and beyond from 8:30 a.m. to 8 p.m. on Saturday, Sept. 17. Members of the public are invited to walk around and see scarecrows attached to light poles. All the scarecrows will be tagged and ballots will be printed. The public will be invited to choose their favorite scarecrows, and a winner will be crowned. Downtown Delavan will have “Scarecrows on Parade” through the end of October, but it’s best to get there as soon as possible, before rainy weather modifys the creations. Activities on September 17 will include a quilt show, free petting zoo, free pumpkin painting, children’s face painting, live music by Cheryl Niemo and the Down Home Boys, live music by Audiophilia, live music by Mike Stone and the Rockers, a craft fair and flea market, sidewalk sales, a food, pie and cake auction. Attendees will be able to build their own scarecrow and take it home with them. The $10 fee includes supplies and help to build a scarecrow. The Great Delavan Duck Raffle also takes place during Scarecrow Fest. Raffle tickets are $2, or three for $5; they can be purchased at many downtown businesses, including Bradley’s Department Store, Lauren’s Antique & Art Centre, Lubick Gallery, Gill Family Chiropractic, Brick Street Market, Scene II, Del-Mart, and Remember When. First prize is $200, second is $100, third is $50, and there will be lots more prizes to win thanks to the local downtown businesses who donated them. All of the proceeds go toward beautifying downtown Delavan and community projects, such as the 2015 Walldog Event, Scarecrow Fest, others. The day of family fun and memories will conclude with a concert by Mike Stone and the Rockers at the Phoenix Park Bandshell. Schedule Water Tower Park Activities: 9 a.m. 5 p.m. Craft Fair and Flea Market; 11:30 a.m. - noon, Dance Factory Dancers; 12:30- 2:30 p.m. Music by Cheryl Niemo & the Down Home Boys; 1 – 3 p.m. Free Pumpkin Painting; 3 p.m. pie and cake auction at Aram Public Library; 10 a.m.- noon, Petting Zoo by Gee Funny Farm in the green space by the Post Office; 10 a.m. - 4 p.m., Activity Center for Kids by the DAYS Foundation on the south corner of Second and Walworth streets; 11 a.m. - 1:30 p.m., build a scarecrow and take It home; 2:30 p.m. Duck Raffle. All-day activities will include a quilt show throughout downtown. Vote for your favorite; sales and sidewalk sales by Delavan merchants; Walldog mural walking tour. Scarecrows will be “On Parade” throughout historic downtown Delavan through early October. COOKIE JARS • FIESTA • GIFTS • ANTIQUES 313 E. Walworth Avenue, Delavan, WI 262-728-8670 Check Out Our Spectacular Selection Of FALL & HALLOWEEN MERCHANDISE Pac Ratz Resale • Consignment • Collectibles 50% OFF 312 East Walworth Avenue, Delavan, WI • 262-728-3376 Enjoy The FREE MUSIC at Scarecrow Fest WATER TOWER PARK 11:30 a.m.-Noon: Dance Factory Dancers 12:30-2:00 p.m.: “Cheryl Niemo & The Down Home Boys” PHOENIX PARK BANDSHELL 5:00-6:00 p.m.: “Audiophilia” 6:00-8:00 p.m: “Mike Stone and the Rockers” Want to wish someone a happy birthday, anniversary, or other occasion? A private-party ad this size is just $15, including color artwork or photo. Call 245-1877 to place your ad and pay by credit card. We accept Visa, MasterCard, Discover and American Express. OTHER ACTIVITIES ALL DAY • Quilt Show • Petting Zoo • Kids Activity Center • Free Pumpkin Painting • Food: Pie & Cake Auction • Flea Market • Build-A-Scarecrow & MORE! FRIDAY NIGHT FISH FRY GUIDE PIRATE’S COVE 5227 Cty. Rd E. BAR & GRILL BEER BATTERED COD LOINS Clinton, WI (Village of Shopiere) 2 piece dinner $9.00 • 3 piece dinner $10.00 4 piece dinner $11.00 • Extra piece $1.75 BROILED COD DINNER...............$12.50 FRIED SHRIMP DINNER.................$9.00 COCONUT SHRIMP DINNER.......$9.00 All dinners are served with a choice of potato, salad tray and garlic bread Cup of Soup $2.75 • Fish Sandwich $6.00 Extra Salad Tray $4.50 NO CARRY OUT ORDERS BETWEEN 5-9 FRIDAYS SORRY, NO SEPARATE CHECKS WE DO NOT ACCEPT CHECKS OR CREDIT CARDS • ATM 622 State Road 50 • Delavan, WI • 262-728-9333 FRIDAY NIGHT FISH FRY Serving From 5:00 P.M. FISH FRY................................$11.50 BAKED or FRIED COD...........$11.95 PERCH.....................................$13.95 PAN or DEEP FRIED WALLEYE.$15.95 Includes choice of Potato Pancakes, French Fries or Baked Potato, Applesauce & Salad Bar 608-362-9643 FRIDAY FISH FRY Breakfast & Meat Raffles Every Sunday FRIDAY FISH FRY BEER BATTERED, BREADED OR BAKED COD ALL-YOU-CAN EAT N644 US 12 • Elkhorn, WI • 262-742-3417 Bar & Grill FRIDAY FISH FRY 8 $ 99 Beer battered with homemade potato pancakes or your choice of potato, coleslaw & soup or salad Saturday Prime Rib $1599 Friday Fish Fry BAKED OR FRIED COD (6-8 oz.) 262-723-1599 With Potato Pancakes, Coleslaw, Applesauce and Rye Bread 1 N. LINCOLN STREET • ELKHORN, WI SERVED ALL DAY ‘TIL 9:00 P.M. Open 11:00 a.m. - 9:00 p.m. BATTERED COD $11 • BAKED COD $12 WALLEYE Your Choice of Pan Fried or Battered $14 SALMON Your Choice of Mesquite, Citrus or Grilled $14 BLUEGILL Your Choice of Grilled or Battered $14 COLOSSAL SHRIMP Your Choice of Battered or Citrus $16 DINNERS SERVED WITH TWO SIDES FROG LEGS • CRAB CAKES Homemade Potato Pancakes or Corn Fritters & All The Trimmings 14.95 $ Limited Menu Available SERVING 4:00-9:00 P.M. EVERY FRIDAY EARLY BIRD $ 13.95 3 MILES NORTH OF DOWNTOWN LAKE GENEVA 4:00 - 5:00 p.m. ENTERTAINMENT THURSDAYS Saturday Live Music Starts at 9:00 p.m. 328 E. Walworth Ave., Delavan, WI (262) 728-3995 7377 Krueger Road, Lake Geneva, WI 262-348-9900 • www.hawksviewgolfclub.com The Beacon What’s Happening Continued from page 21 Yerkes Observatory, 373 W. Geneva St., Williams Bay. The observatory offers free 45-minute tours, Saturdays, 10 a.m., 11 a.m. and noon. Visitors may also view the Quester Museum, which covers some of the observatory’s history. For more information, call 245-5555 or e-mail rdd@yerkes.uchica go.edu. Cards and games, Mondays and Wednesdays 1 – 4 p.m. Darien Senior Center, 47 Park St., Darien. Call 882-3774. Senior Card Club, every Thursday 11 a.m .- 3 p.m., Matheson Memorial Library Community Room, Elkhorn. Bridge, 500, and other games. Everyone welcome. Bridge - every Tuesday, 12:30-3:30 p.m., Lake Geneva City Hall kitchen. Call 2483536 for more information. Duplicate bridge, first and third Tuesday at 7 p.m., The Highlands at Geneva Crossing, 721 S. Curtis St., Lake Geneva. Call Mary or Dick Koehler at 248-4632. ~ ~ ~ Farmers Markets ~ ~ ~ Geneva Outdoor Market, farmers and artisans, Saturdays, 8 a.m. - noon through Oct. 29. N3252 Co. Road H, at the intersection with NN. Vendors wanted. Call Debra at (262) 215-6139. Delavan – Fresh Market, 3-7 p.m. Thursdays from June through October, Tower Park downtown. East Troy, Village Square, Thursdays 4-7 p.m., through September. Lake Geneva, 8 a.m. - 1 p.m., Horticultural Hall, 330 Broad St., Thursdays through Oct 27. Burlington, Northwind Perennial Farm, 7047 Hospital Road, 9 a.m. - 2 p.m., Fridays through Sept. 16 Elkhorn – Saturdays 8 a.m. - 12:30 p.m., Elkhorn Town Square, North Wiscocnsin St. Whitewater – Fridays, 8 a.m. till sold out, Winchester True Value parking lot, 1415 W. Main St. Farmers & Artisans M arket, Sat. 8 a.m. noon, through Oct. 29. Highways H & NN (formerly food pantry), N2352 Co. Road H. ~ HEALTH AND FITNESS ~ Mercy Walworth Grief Support Group provides comfort, guidance and stability in times of loss. Experts in the field of grief counseling provide their expertise and compassion when healing is needed. The group meets on the third Tuesday of every month, 6 p.m. in the lower level conference room A at Mercy Walworth Hospital and Medical Center, highways 50 and 67 in the Town of Geneva. For more information or to reserve a spot in the next meeting, call (888) 3963729. Mercy Walworth’s Stroke Support Group provides compassionate and understanding care for those who have experienced a stroke as well as their caregivers. The group meets on the second Tuesday of every month at 2 p.m. in the lower level community education rooms at Mercy Walworth Hospital and Medical Center, corner of highways 50 and 67. Cancer Support Group meets in the church at Chapel on the Hill, 4 miles west of Lake Geneva on Highway 50, the third Friday of the month at 3 p.m. For more information, or to receive answers to questions, call Lou Kowbel at (847) 922-5461. Alcoholics Anonymous Walworth see us online at www.readthebeacon.com County Hotline is 723-1224. Their website is www.area75.org. Call or check online to get information about meetings in your area. Alanon self help program, 6:30 p.m. Tuesdays, VIP building, 816 E. Geneva St., across from Elkhorn High School in Elkhorn. Mindfulness and Loving kindness Meditation each Thursday, 7-8 p.m. at Matheson Memorial Library Community Center Room, 101 N. Wisconsin St. in Elkhorn. Beginners and experienced practitioners are always welcome. No registration is necessary, just drop in. Meditation is practice for being more awake and attentive in our daily lives. Sponsored by Wisconsin Blue Lotus, a meditation group led by Buddhist nun Vimala (Judy Franklin). For more information, call 203-0120, or visit www.bluelotustemple.org. Diabetes Support Group, Tuesdays Aug. 11 and Sept. 8, 6-7 p.m. on lower level of Aurora Lakeland Medical Center, Highway NN, Elkhorn. This group is for adults with insulin or non-insulin dependent diabetes and their family/support person. The purpose is to provide support and education to the person with diabetes to help manage this chronic disease. The group is facilitated by a registered nurse. Call the diabetic educator at 741-2821 for further information. Breast Cancer Support Group meets the first Wednesday of the month at 4 p.m. at Aurora Lakeland Medical Center, Highway NN, Elkhorn. The group addresses the fears and adjustments faced by women with breast cancer. It encourages participants to develop a positive attitude about the future and discuss common concerns after being treated for breast cancer. Contact Leann Kuhlemeyer at 741-2677 for more information. Stroke Support Group provides emotional support through opportunities to interact with others who have experienced stroke. Informational programs will also be provided on topics related to stroke/brain attack. The group welcomes individuals newly diagnosed and those with a history of stroke. Family, friends and caregivers are also encouraged to join. The group meets the third Monday of every month from 1-2 p.m. at Aurora Lakeland Medical Center, lower level conference room. Call Pat Positano at 7412402 for further information. Walworth County Public Health immunization walk-in clinics, the second Tuesday from 3-6 p.m. and fourth Tuesday from 11 a.m. - 2 p.m. at W4051 County Road NN, Elkhorn. Immunizations available for uninsured children or children on Medicaid. Some adult vaccines are available at competitive cost. To check availability of vaccine or to make an appointment, call Bill FitzGerald Fleck, RN 741-3133. Narconon reminds families that abuse of addictive pharmaceutical drugs is on the rise. Learn to recognize the signs of drug abuse and get your loved ones help if they are at risk. Call Narconon for a free brochure on the signs of addiction for all types of drugs. Narconon also offers free screenings and referrals. Call 800-431-1754 or Prescriptionabuse.org. Narconon can help you take steps to overcome addiction in your family. Call today for free screenings or referrals. 800431-1754. Narcotics Anonymous meetings in the southern lakes area. Call (877) 434-4346 (toll free) for times and locations. Lake Geneva Alzheimer’s support group, 6:30 p.m., third Wednesday of the month. SEE US AT OUR NEW LOCATION Just 10 Minutes West of Lake Geneva off Hwy. 50, Delavan ON ALL PURCHASES OVER $20.00 Excluding Silver Prairie Products Offer good with this ad through September 22, 2016 5526 Hwy. 50, Unit E Delavan, WI • 262-749-4017 (in the Dairy Queen Mall • Plenty of Parking) We Offer A Wide Array Of New “Homemade, Homegrown” Products Like Grandma Used To Make! After shopping with us, stop next door and visit Riga-Tony’s Deli Arbor Village of Geneva Crossing, 201 Townline Road, Lake Geneva. Call Andy Kerwin at 248-4558. Alzheimer's/Dementia support group, third Wednesday of the month at 4 p.m., Town Bank Community Center located at 826 E. Geneva Street in Delavan. Call Bob Holland at (262) 472-0958 or Arlene Torrenga at 728-6393 with questions. Alzheimer’s Support Group, first Thursday of the month, 1:30 p.m., Hearthstone/Fairhaven, 426 W. North Street, Whitewater. Facilitators: Janet Hardt, Pam Hatfield, 473-8052. Respite care is available with no advance notice. Parkinson’s Disease support group, 1 p.m., second Monday of every month, Lower level conference room, Fairhaven Retirement Community, 435 W. Starin Road, Whitewater. Contact Julie Hollenbeck, (414) 4695530. NAMI, The National Alliance on Mental Illness Support Group, first and third Wednesday from 6-7 p.m. at Matheson Memorial Library in Elkhorn. There is a support group for loved ones on the third Wednesday of the month from 6-7 p.m., followed by by a program with a guest speaker from 7 - 8 p.m. Call Dan or Jean at 459-2439 for more information. Huntington's Disease Support Group for anyone affected by Huntington’s Disease meets the third Saturday of the month at Froedtert Hospital, 9200 W. Wisconsin Ave., Milwaukee, lobby level, North Tower Room 2209, from 10:30 a.m.-noon. For more information contact Jean Morack (414) 257-9499 or visit www.hdsawi.org. Families Anonymous (FA), a 12-Step, self-help support program for parents, grandparents, relatives, and friends who are concerned about, and affected by, the substance abuse or behavioral problems of a loved one, meets every Tuesday evening at 7 p.m. at the First Congregational United Church of Christ, 76 S. Wisconsin St., Elkhorn. Enter through the double glass doors on W. Geneva St. Parking is available on the street or the parking lot west of the church. Additional information may be obtained by calling (262) 215-6893, Maureen at 723-8227 or through the Families Anonymous website: www.Fam iliesA nonymous.org. Take Off Pounds Sensibly (TOPS), weigh-in Tuesdays 8-9 a.m. with meeting from 9-10, Community Center, 820 E Geneva St., Delavan. Encourages nutrition and exercise with a positive attitude. Guests are welcome, no weekly meeting fee. Contact Debbie Keizer, 728-4317. T.O.P.S. (Taking Off Pounds Sensibly) Tuesdays 9:15 - 10:30 a.m., Community Center, U.S. Bank, 101 E. Walworth St., Elkhorn. Call 723-3791 with questions. T.O.P.S. (Taking Off Pounds Sensibly) meets Tuesdays, 1:30-2:15 p.m., Immanuel Church of Christ, 111 Fremont St., Walworth. Group support with self help, good times. Information: 275-8071. ~ ART, LITERATURE THEATER, MUSIC ~ Legendary Milwaukee Keyboardist Al White, Sunday, Sept. 18, 4-8 p.m., Ye Olde Hotel, Lyons. No cover. (262) 763-2701. Pianist Rex Wilkinson, Wednesday and Sunday nights 6:30-10 p.m. at Mars Resort on Lake Como’s south shore. Scott Thomas, karaoke, Fridays from 9 p.m. - 1 a.m., Lookout Room, Lake Lawn Sept. 9, 2016 —23 Resort, Highway 50, Delavan Live Music Fridays 9 p.m. to midnight, Champs Sports Bar & Grill, 747 W Main St., Lake Geneva. No cover charge. Call 2486008, or log on to www.foodspot.com/champs. Karaoke, Saturdays 9 p.m. - close (usually 2 a.m.), Snug Harbor Lakefront Campground Pub and Restaurant, Highway A and P (not the food store) Richmond, Wis. Call (608) 883-6999 or log on to www.snughar borwi.com for details. Pianist Tom Stanfield, Thursdays 6-8 p.m. in the music parlor of The Baker House, 327 Wrigley Dr., Lake Geneva. Live music by Carolyn Wehner, Fridays 6-8 p.m. in the parlor of The Baker House, 327 Wrigley Dr., Lake Geneva. Brian Fictum, That Sax Guy, from 6-9 p.m. on the 1st, 3rd and 5th Thursdays of the month, and Acoustic guitar with vocals on the 2nd and 4th Thursdays of the month at B.J. Wentkers, 230 Milwaukee Ave., Burlington. Dan Trudell’s Contemporary Jazz Trio, Fridays and Saturdays from 5-8 p.m., Lobby Lounge, Grand Geneva Resort. Trudell also plays piano every Monday from 5-8 p.m. The Good Earth Church of the Divine and Michael Fields Agricultural Institute will host an exhibit of acrylic and mixed media compositions by 92-year-old artist Leo “Nello” Rotelli. The exhibit, “Forever Young: Sacred Summer,” will be on display in the big brown barn at the Institute, W2493 Co. Rd. ES, East Troy through September 16 and is open to the public from 9 a.m. - 4 p.m and Sunday mornings by appointment. All proceeds from sales of artwork go directly to the artist. American Impressionist Exhibit, Monday through Saturday 10 a.m. - 5 p.m., Thompson Art Gallery, N1381 Highway 14, Walworth. Thompson Art Gallery is featuring an exhibit of oil paintings by the late Richard Earl Thompson an American Impressionist painter. Fine art photographer Bruce Thompson will have his beautiful large-scale photographs of the Lake Geneva area on display as well and available for purchase. Call 275-8089 or log on to www.gene va images.com Million Dollar Quartet, through Oct. 30 at the Fireside Dinner Theater in Fort Atkinson. The Tony Award Winning musical, Million Dollar Quartet is set on December 4, 1956, when an extraordinary twist of fate brought Johnny Cash, Jerry Lee Lewis, Carl Perkins and Elvis Presley together at Sun Records in Memphis for what would be one of the greatest jam sessions ever. The show brings that legendary December night to life with an irresistible tale of broken promises, secrets, betrayal and celebrations that is both poignant and funny. Relive the era with the smash-hit sensation featuring an incredible score of rock ‘n’ roll, gospel, R&B and country hits, performed live onstage by worldclass actors and musicians. Showcased hit songs include: “Blue Suede Shoes,” “Fever,” “Walk the Line,” “Sixteen Tons,” “Who Do You Love?,” “Great Balls of Fire,” “Folsom Prison Blues,” “Whole Lotta Shakin’ Goin’ On,” “Hound Dog,” and more. Log on to www.firesidetheatre. com or call (800) 4779505 for schedule, prices and reservations. see us online at www.readthebeacon.com 24 — The Beacon Sept. 9, 2016 The Word Detective By Evan Morris his notion of what is in the mind and what is out of it.” 1885). With “cosmos” having this connotation of “order,” it’s not surprising that the related Greek verb, “kosmein,” meant “to put in order, to arrange properly,” whether the object was an effective army, an efficient government, or the proper arrangement of one’s clothes. Thus the 17th century saw the appearance in English of “cosmetic” as a noun and adjective in English meaning “[something] having the power to beautify one’s appearance,” especially one’s complexion (“When her face is smoothed ... by a thousand cosmetic slops and washes.” Cervantes, Don Quixote, 1755). By the 1920s, we were speaking of “cosmetic surgery” (originally for those wounded in war), and by 1955 “cosmetic” had taken on the meaning common today of “intended to merely improve the appearance of something,” as opposed to fundamentally changing it (“These lights cast a cosmetic and indulgent glow over the depredations that took place beneath them.” 1977). Of course, cosmetic procedures don’t apply themselves to customers, so in 1853 we borrowed the term “cosmetologie” from the French and, voila, the profession of “cosmetology,” the art, science and business of maximizing physical beauty (especially facial) appeared in English. my TV, for which I blame Honey Boo Boo. Seriously, you reach a point when you realize the only thing you can bear to watch is reruns of House Hunters even though you know the whole thing is pure lies. What else is there? American Hoggers? Shipping Wars? Newsroom? Please. Onward. “Pulling someone’s leg” is a venerable idiom meaning to tell someone a tall tale as a prank or gentle hoax, or otherwise to “put one over” on someone as a good-natured joke (“The Chinese giant once told me he had half a dozen wives at home, but I think he was pulling my leg,” 1883). The phrase first appeared in print in the early 19th century (“I really think Father, in a covert way, really pulls his leg. I know he thinks little of his talent and less of his manners,” 1821), but it’s unclear whether it originated in Britain or the US. “To pull someone’s leg” has also been used, since the 1880s, to mean “to ask a person for something, especially money” (“He pulled Pickles’ leg ‘Till his victim did beg But ... he needed the money,” 1908). But this usage never attained the near-universal popularity of the “pull a friendly hoax” sense. The popularity of “pull one’s leg” is indeed truly remarkable; almost everyone fluent in English, it seems, knows and Dear Word Detective: What is the origin of the phrase “Pulling my leg”? Fred Baer This was one of the first questions I answered when I started writing this column, right after Bill Clinton was elected the first time. And here we are in another election year. Boy howdy, this is exciting. Almost makes me sorry I shot REPAIR A.A. Anderson, Inc. We Have Beautiful 431 E. 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A more plausible theory suggests that the phrase refers to tripping another person either literally, as a physical joke, or metaphorically, by making the victim look gullible and silly. This theory matches the sense of the phrase and may actually be true, but it raises the question of why the leg of the victim is said to be “pulled.” Another theory along the same lines traces the phrase to street thieves tripping their victims in order to temporarily incapacitate them. This theory shares the weaknesses of the previous one and adds a complete mismatch to the “joke” sense of the phrase. (Continued on page 31) LA VA N Dear Word Detective: Where do the words “cosmetics” and “cosmetology” come from? — Kylie. That’s an interesting question in its own right, but it also presents a rare opportunity to discuss mascara and Carl Sagan in the same column. Oh sure, I could throw “billions and billions” into a piece about just about any word, but that’s cheating (not to mention the fact that he never actually said it on his TV show). But there is a real, if tangential, connection between the late, and sorely missed, Dr. Sagan and “cosmetics.” In the beginning was the Greek word “kosmos,” which had a range of meanings. In its most basic sense it meant simply “order, arrangement.” It was first used to mean “the world” and “the universe” by the Ancient Greek philosopher, mathematician and scientist Pythagoras. The Latinized form “cosmos” came into wide use in English in the 19th century, and eventually was used as the title of Dr. Sagan’s excellent TV series in 1980. “Cosmo,” a prefix formed from “cosmos” that first appeared in the 17th century with the general sense of “in or regarding the universe,” took on an odd political role in the US/USSR “Space Race” that began in the mid-20th century. While personnel on US spacecraft were called “astronauts” (coined in 1929 from the Greek meaning “star sailors”), their Soviet counterparts were known as “cosmonauts.” Woe to the journalist on either side who elided that distinction. Another, more figurative use of “cosmos,” beginning in the 19th century, was to mean “an orderly system,” especially of ideas or concepts, roughly equivalent to “the experience of consciousness” (“The confusion which reigns in his [man’s] cosmos extends to CARPENTRY & ELECTRICAL Quality Reliable Construction for Over 20 Years • CUSTOM BOOKCASES • DOORS • WINDOWS • DECKS • KITCHENS & BATHS Small Jobs Are Very Welcome IAN ABRAM CALL 1-847-507-2697 Email: brituk7@aol.com 840 E. Geneva St. Delavan, WI 20 lbs. 8404196 7 99 ea. 262-728-8228 Sale prices in effect thru 9/30/16 Ace Sunflower Seed GET 2 OF THESE FREE Bird Suet, 11-1/4 OZ 8294530, 8294548, 8294555, 8294563 SALE 99 9 81121 WET BASEMENT? 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On the inside the tall ride height and forward visibility – two of the most important things driving buyers to crossovers – are exceptional. Our loaded test model in top-of-theline Titanium trim came with the smallest of three available four-cylinder engines. The 1.5-liter EcoBoost engine is inexplicably less fuel efficient than its 1.6-liter predecessor despite automatic start-stop technology, which shuts off the engine at stops of more than three seconds. It gets the same 23 mpg around town, but drops from 32 mpg on the highway to 30 mpg. There is little advantage to the 1.5liter as far as we can tell. For an additional $1,295 the 2-liter EcoBoost fourcylinder provides the most torque in this class, according to Car and Driver, while sacrificing only 1 mpg across the board. Improved fuel economy is conceivably why a buyer would opt for the smallest engine instead of the punchier 2-liter turbo four or the base 2.5-liter. It gets a respectable 26 mpg combined on paper, but we averaged 24 mpg in mixed driving. Turbocharged engines work against fuel efficiency for lead-footers more so than naturally aspirated engines, but we weren't aware of being overly heavy on the throttle. Perhaps we needed a feather touch. Ford said the downgrade was due to changes in EPA testing, but we have been unable to corroborate the nature of Jim Peck The 2017 Ford Escape in Titanium trim and Lightning Blue coat starts at $29,100. (Robert Duffer/Chicago Tribune/TNS) Storage space in the Escape is smart, with clever pockets and depressions to stow everything from a purse in the door to two phones under the center stack. those changes. Our speculation is that Ford had to revise it as part of its internal fuel economy audit in 2014 that resulted in downgraded mpg figures for its hybrid and subcompact vehicles. Clinton, Wisconsin • 800-895-3270 Advanced Au o Clinic CUSTOMER CARE PROGRAM REWARDS CARD FEATURES: Reward Dollars on purchase to use toward future purchases, including 24-Hour Roadside Assistance 2 YEAR/24,000 MILE WARRANTY LOANER CARS • SHUTTLE SERVICE FINANCING AVAILABLE 1101 Ann Street, Delavan, WI • (262) 728-2944 w w w.aacdelavan.co m The Mazda CX-5, Honda CR-V and Toyota RAV-4 hybrid all do better. Handling and steering is spry enough to feel more like a hatchback than a minivan. On the inside the cabin is snug but the storage space is smart, with clever pockets and depressions to stow everything from a purse in the door to two phones under the center stack. The clunky parking brake has been replaced with an electronic button, the gear shifter has been moved closer to the driver for better access to the climate control buttons, a perfect and obvious blend of buttons and dials. All the newfangled driver assist systems, from adaptive cruise control to lane keeping assist, work really well without being obnoxious in their warnings or unclear in their intent. Drivers will know within a few rides what that the car is doing and why. The biggest technological change happened for the 2016 model, when the much anticipated Sync3 infotainment system replaced the much ballyhooed Sync predecessor. The eight-inch touch screen is still a reach for drivers who don't like to steer with their teeth, and it’s in a deep recess clad on all sides by the hard black molding and softer black dash material of the Titanium trim. It's hooded with a black lid that also has one of those CD player things, and is flanked by vents and underscored by the odd tuner pad and volume dial. We affectionately called it Dark Helmet, the Vadery villain from “Spaceballs.” The home screen button has moved to the top left corner of the screen, and when pressed will turn up a display that splits the screen into half for the map on one side and audio and vehicle info on the other. The display is bright, large, easy to read, and the split quadrants that maligned Sync are no more. Inexplicably, the menu buttons remain on the bottom. If you have nails or short stubby fingers, you’ll have to use a thumb. While there are redundant steering controls for audio functions, Ford misses an opportunity with the vehicle information display in the center of the instrument cluster. It shows trip odometers and vehicle health, as expected, but most automakers are doubling down on the redundant steering controls and info display so you don't even have to use the touch screen. Hyundai, Kia, GM, and FCA have more layered systems that take longer to get used to, but let you keep your hands on the wheel. These infotainment systems are superior to Sync3, as is Mazda’s control knob in the center console. The advantage to Sync3 is the excellent voice commands. You can zoom in and out on the map using voice controls, as well as send and hear text messages via Siri for Apple CarPlay. A quiet cabin provides plenty of fidelity and connectivity without ever needing to reach for the phone. Overall Sync3 is an improvement but still a disappointment. 2017 Ford Escape Titanium Vehicle type: Compact crossover Base price: $23,600 in base S trim As tested: $33,980 (excluding $895 delivery) Mpg: 23 city, 30 highway Engine: 1.5-liter turbo four-cylinder Transmission: Six-speed automatic in front-wheel drive Parting shot: Overall package improves but competitors top Sync3 and EcoBoost Robert Duffer is the editor of the Chicago’s Tribune’s auto section. 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Her favorite food is seconds.” “When a person says, ‘I’ll think it over and let you know’ – you know.” Olin Miller “Eternity is a terrible thought. I mean, where is it going to end?” Tom Stoppard “If my doctor told me I only had six minutes to live, I wouldn’t brood; I’d type a little faster.” Isaac A simov “It is a sin to believe evil of others, but it is seldom a mistake.” H. L. Mencken “Asking a working writer what he feels about critics is like asking a lamp post how it feels about dogs.” John Osborne “A fool and his money are soon married.” Carolyn Wells “Nothing in life is so exhilarating as to be shot at without result.” Winston Churchill “The quickest way of ending a war is to lose it.” George Orwell “I did not become a vegetarian for my health. I did it for the health of the animals.” Isaac Bashevis Singer “The Vice Presidency is sort of like the last cookie on the plate. Everybody insists he won’t take it, but somebody always does.” Bill Vaughn “I wish my brother-inlaw would learn a trade so we’d know what kind of work he is out of.” Henny Youngman “Good taste is better than bad taste, but bad taste is better than no taste.” A rnold Bennett “The income tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf has.” Will Rogers “Modern technology owes ecology an apology.” A lan Eddison “I Switzerland they had brotherly love, 500 years of democracy and peace, and what did they produce? The cuckoo clock.” Orson Welles “She doesn’t understand the concept of Roman numerals. She thought we just fought World War Eleven. Joan Rivers “The amount of sleep required by the average person is about five minutes more.” Max Kauffmann “Now is the winter of our discontent made glorious summer by central heating.” Jack Sharkey “Stand firm in your refusal to remain conscious during algebra. In real life, I assure you, there is no such thing as algebra.” Fran Lebowitz “People who live in glass houses have to answer the bell.” Bruce Patterson Baltimore Sun columnist H. L. Mencken said of Franklin D. Roosevelt, “If he became convinced tomorrow that coming out in favor of cannibalism would get him the votes he so sorely needs, he would begin fattening a missionary in the White House back yard come Wednesday.” “Retirement means twice as much husband on half as much money.” A nonymous “The right to be heard does not include the right to be taken seriously.” Hubert Humphrey “To all things clergic, I am allergic.” A lexander Woollcott “I have noticed that people who are late are much jollier than the people who have to wait for them.” E.V. Lucas “I am certain that the good lord never intended grapes to be made into jelly.” Fiorello La Guardia “Being in politics is like being a football coach. You have to be smart enough to understand the game and stupid enough to think it’s important. Eugene McCarthy “Once a child knows that a square millimeter is .001555 square inches, he will never have any respect for a mother who measured the bathroom for carpeting and found that she had enough left over to slipcover New Jersey.” Erma Bombeck “At six I was left an orphan. What on earth is a six-year-old supposed to do with an orphan?” A non “Opera in English is, in the main, just about as sensible as baseball in Italian.” H. L. Mencken The Middletons by Ralph Dunagin and Dana Summers Sept. 9, 2016 The Beacon L au g h in g M at t e r Jan. 2. Wanted: teller for First National Bank Jan. 3. W Smith has been appointed teller at the First National Bank. Jan. 4. Wanted: W. Smith. ☺ ☺ ☺ ☺ A butcher burst into an attorney’s office and demanded, “If a dog steals a piece of meat from my shop, is the owner liable?” “Certainly,” replied the lawyer. “Very well,” said the butcher, “your dog took half a roast that was worth $25.” “Very well,” he returned smoothly. “Then if you give me the other half it will cover my fee.” ☺ ☺ ☺ ☺ “Have you ever appeared as a witness before?” a judged asked. “Yes, your honor.” “In what suit?” “My blue serge.” ☺ ☺ ☺ ☺ A doctor had an inveterate punster as one of his patients. One day he was late in making his hospital rounds and explained to the incorrigible humorist that he had stopped to attend a man who had fallen down a well. Groaning in agony, the patient mustered the strength to raise himself on one elbow and murmured, “Did he kick the bucket, doctor?” ☺ ☺ ☺ ☺ The great heavyweight boxing champion John L. Sullivan was asked why he had never taken up giving boxing lessons. “Well, son, I tried it once,” he replied. “A husky young man took one lesson from me and went home a little the worse for wear. When he came around the the second lesson, he said, “Mr. Sullivan, it was my idea to learn enough about boxing from you to be able to lick a certain young man that I’ve got it in for. But I’ve changed my mind. If it’s all the same to you, I’ll send this young fellow down here to take the rest of my lessons for me.” ☺ ☺ ☺ ☺ “Say, Captain,” I’m seasick,” said a passenger. “How far it is to land?” “About three miles.” “Which way?” “Straight down.” ☺ ☺ ☺ ☺ A teenager came home looking a little the worse for wear. “I had a quarrel with Bobby,” he told his father. “I would have beaten him black and blue if I hadn’t been prevented.” “Who prevented you?” asked his father. “Bobby.” ☺ ☺ ☺ ☺ A sign on a Scottish golf course read as follows: “Members will refrain from picking up lost balls until they have stopped rolling.” ☺ ☺ ☺ ☺ O’Leary’s wife woke in the middle of the night to hear him stealthily moving things about in the kitchen. “What might ye be lookin’ for, darlin’?” she asked. “Nothin’,” he replied. “Nothin’ a’tall.” “Oh,” said his wife, helpfully. “In that case ye’ll find it in the bottle where the whiskey used to be.” ☺ ☺ ☺ ☺ “Now, Tommy,” said a mother to her little boy, “you can’t have the hammer to play with; you’ll hit your fingers.” “No I won’t, mommy,” said the lad. “Doris is going to hold the nails.” ☺ ☺ ☺ ☺ “It’s strange that Alice should invite that horrid woman to her wedding,” said a guest. “She has such a disagreeable past.” “Yes, my dear,” said her seat-mate, “but she’s rich enough to furnish a very agreeable present.” ☺ ☺ ☺ ☺ A woman saw the neighbor lady mowing the lawn. She asked if her husband, Amos, was still taking life easy. “Amos has only two regrets in life,” she replied. “One is that he has to wake up to eat and the other is that he has to quit eating to sleep.” ☺ ☺ ☺ ☺ “For the last time, Mary, are you coming?” a husband shouted up the stairs. “Haven’t I been telling you for the past hour that I’ll be down in a minute!?” ☺ ☺ ☺ ☺ “Why isn’t dinner ready?” demanded the irate husband. “I’ve been downtown shopping all afternoon and I just couldn’t get home in time,” replied his wife. “Huh!” he grunted. “Like all women – looking for something for nothing, I suppose.” “That’s right,” she said. “I was trying to get you a birthday present.” ☺ ☺ ☺ ☺ “I’m afraid I was outspoken at the Women’s Club meeting today,” remarked Mrs. Grabowski. “No kidding,” said her husband. “Who outspoke you?” ☺ ☺ ☺ ☺ “My wife ran away with my best friend,” a man told a co-worker. “Was he good looking?” asked the other. “I don’t know,” he replied. “I never met the man.” ☺ ☺ ☺ ☺ A doctor answered the phone. A man with a meek voice said, “This is Mr. Henpeck, doctor. My wife just dislocated her jaw. If you’re out this way next week or the week after, you might drop in and see her.” ☺ ☺ ☺ ☺ A pair of newlyweds had arrived at their home airport. As they were deplaning, the wife said to the husband, “John, dear, let’s try to make people think we’ve been married for a long time.” All right, honey,” he replied. “You carry the luggage.” see us online at www.readthebeacon.com Pickles by Brian Crane Sept. 9, 2016 —27 28 — The Beacon Mr. Boffo by Joe Martin see us online at www.readthebeacon.com Willy and Ethel by Joe Martin Sept. 9, 2016 The Beacon Mr. Boffo see us online at www.readthebeacon.com by Joe Martin Garfield by Jim Davis Sept. 9, 2016 — 29 30 — The Beacon see us online at www.readthebeacon.com Sept. 9, 2016 F u N an d G am e S Crossword Clues Across 1 Gear tooth 4 Scotch whisky brand 9 Apples, e.g. 14 Sushi bar tuna 15 “Inside the NBA” analyst Shaq 16 Scary bacteria 17 *Dots-and-dashes system 19 Charged toward 20 Long Island airport town 21 “Divergent” star Woodley 23 Robber, to cops 26 Join the game 27 Electrical unit of resistance 30 Fish market offering 33 Revolutionary Guevara 36 *Entree 38 Linen fiber source 39 Statesman Stevenson 40 Part of UNLV 41 Fly like a parasailer 42 Weed-control tools 43 *Boxy British economy car 45 “Take your pick” 46 Ironed 47 Grounded fast jet, briefly 48 Affordable __ Act 50 “This __ unfair!” 52 Car thief on a pleasure spin 56 Car wheel shafts 60 Offensively pungent 61 *Venue for hypothetical legal cases 64 Stop to think, say 65 Alma __ 66 Word in itineraries 67 Tricky road curves 68 Roast host, and a hint to the answers to starred clues 69 Wild blue yonder Puzzle answers are on page 20. ♠ ♥ Bridge Goren on Bridge with Bob Jones NORTH ♠ A, Q, J, 7 ❤ Q, 9, 8 ♦ A, K, Q, 10 ♣ J, 2 EAST ♠ K, 8, 4 ❤ A, 10, 4, 2 ♦ 7, 2 ♣ Q, 9, 8, 3 SOUTH ♠ 10, 6, 5, 3, 2 ❤ K, 7, 5, 3 ♦ 6, 4 ♣ A, 6 The bidding: NORTH EAST 1♦ Pass 4♠ Pass Pass ♦ Esther Changes Her Mind North-South vulnerable. 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WEST ♠ 9 ❤ J, 6 ♦ J, 9, 8, 5, 3 ♣ K, 10, 7, 5, 4 Down 1 Victoria’s Secret garment, for short 2 Cries of discovery 3 “You go, __!” 4 “My Cousin Vinny” co-star 5 Post-apartheid ruling party: Abbr. 6 Prefix with conservative 7 Father figures 8 “Ick!” 9 Hazards 10 Central Florida city 11 *Wallet alternatives 12 Zing 13 Web browsing destination 18 Dainty taste 22 Church recess 24 Vintage vehicle 25 One of Tony Soprano’s henchmen 27 Mutual of __ 28 Was wearing 29 *Hannah Montana portrayer 31 Fiber-rich cereals 32 St. Francis of __ 34 Greek god of the underworld 35 Use, as influence 37 __ in November 38 Showman Ziegfeld 41 Devout term for a churchyard 43 TV “neigh” sayer 44 These, in Nice 46 Lion family units 49 Roll out of the sack 51 Kitchenware brand 52 Bit of mockery 53 Andean stew tubers 54 Buxom one-named supermodel 55 What the buffalo do, in song 57 Disposable diapers brand 58 “CHiPs” star Estrada 59 Time at a motel 62 Non-Rx 63 Golfer’s gadget ... or where it’s used ©2016 Tribune Content Agency, Inc. SOUTH 1♠ Pass WEST Pass Pass Opening lead : 5 of ♣ Esther was tickled to be playing with Fred again. He had been quite pleased with her play lately and she was looking forward to another game. ♣ She was trying to calm herself as Fred put down the dummy - jumping around like that made her nervous. It was so ... abrupt. The opening club lead went to the jack, queen and ace. Esther routinely led a low trump at trick two, intending to take the finesse, when she had a small panic attack. “Oh dear,” she thought. “I think I should have discarded my club loser on the diamonds before drawing trumps. Maybe it’s not too late.” Instead of finessing, Esther rose with the ace of spades and began cashing dummy’s high diamonds. She was disappointed when East ruffed the third round with the trump eight before she could discard her little club. She over-ruffed and exited with her last club, which was now an unavoidable loser. To Esther's delight and surprise, neither defender could win this trick to their advantage. Should West win, the best he could do was lead the jack of diamonds. Esther would ruff this and lead a trump, end-playing East, who would have to yield a ruff-sluff or play a heart away from his ace. East, in fact won the club trick, but he was end-played immediately. He could cash his high trump, but then had to either break the heart suit or give a ruff-sluff. “Well done, Esther. That was a beauty,” said Fred. © 2016 Tribune Content Agency, LLC. Sudoku Complete the grid so that each row, column and 3x3 box (in bold borders) contains every digit, from 1 to 9. The Beacon The Word Detective Continued from page 24 So the origin and logic of “pulling someone’s leg” is, and at this point may well remain, a mystery. The good news is that the Brits have developed a comeback useful for those times when you’re pretty sure that someone is “pulling your leg.” The rejoinder “Pull the other one,” often in the elaborated form “Pull the other one, it’s got bells on it,” first showed up in print in 1966. It’s a snappy way to say, “I know you’re putting me on and I’m not fooled, so try again” (“‘Believe it or not, neither Farrell nor I has the slightest interest in the gold...’ ‘Pull the other one!’ said Nelson derisively,” 1973). Dear Word Detective: I just read your article about “lukewarm” and you gave “tepid” as one of the synonyms (or actually the Oxford English Dictionary see us online at www.readthebeacon.com did). I’ve used that word since I first heard it from The Naked Chef, where Jamie Oliver was making bread and said that one needs a pint of tepid water. I find it a very nice word, but don’t know where it came from. — Topi Linkala. “Tepid” is a nice word, isn’t it? It’s not threatening like “icy” or “piping,” let alone scary like “scalding” or “boiling” or “sizzling.” Maybe it’s because I have poor eye-hand coordination, but I prefer to stick to food that can’t actually, y’know, hurt me. And I’d prefer that my obituary not include the words “bizarre fajita accident.” So “tepid,” meaning “moderately warm,” is, as Goldilocks found, “just right.” The Oxford English Dictionary (OED) does indeed employ “tepid” in its definition of “lukewarm,” and, logically, lists “lukewarm” as a direct synonym in its definition of “tepid.” The two words are, in fact, nearly identical in meaning, with the only shade of difference in usage being that “tepid” is more often applied to liquids than to solids (“Let the Water stand in the Sun till it grow tepid,” 1691). As I explained in that column last year, “lukewarm” represents a combination of “warm” with the somewhat older English adjective “luke” (or “lew”), which itself meant “warm” (meaning that “lukewarm” etymologically amounts to a redundant “warm-warm”). “Luke” came from the Old English word “hleowe,” which meant, amazingly, “warm,” and which in turn seemed to be rooted in an Indo-European root word that meant “weakly warm.” Yes, folks, it’s “warm” all the way down. I wish that “tepid” had a more interesting history than “lukewarm,” but it is, if anything, even more boring. “Tepid” comes directly from the Latin “tepidus,” meaning (I can’t stand it) “lukewarm,” which was a form of the Latin verb “tepere,” meaning “to cover in purple polka dots.” Sorry. It really just meant “to be warm.” Sept. 9, 2016 —31 “Tepid” first appeared in English in the early 15th century in its literal sense of “slightly warm,” not long after “lukewarm” appeared in the late 14th century meaning the same darn thing. Both words, however, became infinitely more useful shortly after their appearance when they both developed figurative uses. Unfortunately, the figurative sense of the two words are, quelle surprise, largely identical. By 1522, “lukewarm” was being applied to people who were thought to have few strong feelings, passions or interests. To be “lukewarm” on a subject was to be indifferent or apathetic about it (“Some, that called him the lukewarme Doctour, and likened him to milke from the Cowe,” 1593). Similarly, by 1513, “tepid” was used as a label for people who seemed to lack any real interest or conviction in much of anything (“Some tepid little man, vain and sensitive — the kind of man who broods,” Agatha Christie, 1941). © Evan Morris 32 — The Beacon see us online at www.readthebeacon.com Septembe r 18 Sept. 9, 2016 Any restaurant worth its condiments serves cheeseburgers. Many have a specialty they call their own. The ads on this page provide many suggestions of places to visit that are proud of their cheeseburgers. But don’t limit your cheeseburger consumption to September 18. Have one a day for as long as you like. They’re Deelicious!!! 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