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Lakeland College Students’ Association
THE EXCEL
September 26, 2011
Free Floats!
Tuesday, September 27th
10:00 am @ SA Office
FREE
HYPNOTIST SHOW!
Wednesday, September 28th
8:00 pm ~ Cafeteria
Must be 18. Photo I.D. Required
Tail Gate Party!
Beer & BBQ Concession starts @ 3 pm ~ Gym
First Basketball Game starts @ 4 pm
BORDER CITY SHOWCASE BASKETBALL TOURNEY
Thursday, September 29
Scholarships ‘N Stuff
Dave Dahl, LSA VP Academic
Hey everybody, hope classes are going swell.
With money being tight, why not get paid for going to school? Scholarships aren't
just awarded for high marks, but also for community involvement, volunteerism,
sports involvement, where you are from, and many other diverse criteria. On
Lakeland College's website under Campus Life you can find Financial Aid & Awards. You can
search through all of Lakeland's scholarships and there are also links to outside awards and
their criteria. It's a good idea to check both often to see approaching deadlines to make sure
that money finds a home! Keep on keeping on.
Upcoming Rotaract Events…
Tuesday Oct 4th – Meeting w/ Michelle Gustafson. Michelle is a member of Rotary and she is on the membership
committee. She has a very outgoing, exciting, and motivating personality and will be discussing recruitment ideas and
strategies that we can use with our club.
Thursday Oct 6th – Outdoor Move Night at the college (for college students and the community) WATCH FOR POSTERS!
Tuesday Oct 18th – Meeting and a presentation of a first hand look at the Malawi Girls School in Africa.
For more information, contact Jason Whiting (jason.whiting@wildrowspump.com)
"The Bigger Picture"
Natasha Zeitz, LSA Communications Officer
Any hockey fans reading? Last week I wrote about the Leaders Hall conference I went to over
the summer. One of our guest speakers was Kelly Hrudey, former NHL goalie and now a
broadcaster for Hockey Night in Canada. I got to sit down with him before his session, one on
one, and he is as humble and cool as he is on TV. I excitedly took my seat when his session
started, stoked to hear all of these hockey triumphs and glory stories I had imagined him telling.
Instead, he began talking about what he believed to be one of his biggest failures. Hrudey was the
goaltender for the LA Kings, playing alongside greats such as Wayne Gretzky, Luc Robitaille, and Paul
Coffey. After a good season and an impressive playoff run, the Kings ended up losing the 1993 Stanley
Cup final to the Montreal Canadiens. As if losing when you're that close to victory isn't hard enough, he
had to deal with it in the public eye. He couldn't hide from it, millions of people had watched it live.
He taught us about accepting responsibility for our failures while maintaining your dignity and reputation,
no matter how difficult it may be to refrain from lashing out and saying the wrong thing. While something
as big as losing the Stanley Cup final may seem like a lot more then just a bump in the road, when you
look at the bigger picture, that's all it really is. So the next time you have a presentation in class and it
bombs, or something equally as bad, will it really matter in ten years? What will matter is how you deal
with it and how you learn from your experiences. I won't call them mistakes because mistakes have such
a negative tone. Life is about learning from your experiences. Don't let your subsequent actions shape
how people see you! So the next time something goes seriously wrong, take a deep breath and take 'er
easy, because you never know who may be watching.
The best thing about life? It goes on! Have a good week :)
LOST
&
FOUND
1 Blue Nokia Phone
1 Element Wallet
1 Hpll Financial Calculator
1 HIP Street Mp3 Player
1 Texas Instrument TI-84 Plus
1 Gold Key on Silver Chain
1 Motorola Charger
1 Black ladies watch
1 silver ladies watch
I set of keys on Lethbridge Students Union Key line
1 GMC Key and keyless entry remote
1 Kia Car key on Todd Chrysler key chain
1 pair of sundog sunglasses
1 pair of Harley Davidson sunglasses
1 pair of black sunglasses
1 Iphone/Ipod charger
1 USB charger
1 NHL key
1 Silver Bracelet
1 Silver Diamond Bracelet
1 Buffalo Calculator
1 Dodge Key
1 Black Bracelet
1 COBY Mp3 Player
1 Gold ring
1 silver flower ring
1 pair of reading glasses
1 pair of red sunglasses
1 pair of silver sunglasses with
Pink arms
2 pink glasses
ITEMS MAY BE CLAIMED AT STUDENT SERVICES
Hello Everyone!
Shelby Longworth, LSA President
I hope that all of you are having a fantastic year so far! As many of you know, there have
been many activities and free and cheap food going on during September. Things will
be just as fun in October! Remember, if you wish to join any SA committees, or to help
out at any function, just stop by the SA office (room 1022) to talk to any of the executives or to our
General Manager. We welcome any help that you may send our way, so stop by for a visit!
Ladies Night
Hey Everyone!
Michael Bowden, LSA Activities Coordinator
We have a jam-packed week of incredible... no,
wait.. amazing!... no, no, no…. TREMENDOUS
events!!!! Tuesday, we will have some delicious
ice cream floats outside the SA office @ 10:00!!
Wednesday, as you may have heard, we have
the FREE HYPNOTIST SHOW!! Sebastian Steele
will perform in the cafeteria at 8:00 p.m. Make
sure you bring your government ID, as well as
your student ID, which will allow you to bring a
guest! Also, the bar will be open at the
Hypnotist, so The Prairies Pub won’t be open
that night! Thursday, we will be throwing a
Tailgate Party to kick off the Border City
Showcase Basketball Tournament ~ BBQ and
Bar starts at 3 o’clock! Once again, bring both
your ID's as we will be serving alcoholic
beverages in the gym! See you there!!!
Sex Talk
Wed, Oct 5
6:00—8:00
In the Prairies Lounge
First 35 ladies to arrive will join
us for a talk all about sex!
ww.mystudentplan.ca
Health & Dental Plan
Info & Care Cards
Pizza, Prizes, Gift Bags,
Wine Bar and much more!!
The University of Lethbridge will be visiting the Lloydminster campus of
Lakeland College on Thursday, Sept 29 from 12:30pm-3:00pm (across from
the bookstore)
LAUGHTER CLUB
Starting October 3 @ 7:00 - Room L-11 (in the Cafeteria)
Remember the last time you were literally on the floor laughing? Wouldn't it be fun
to do that again? Come join us every Monday for an hour of fun and laughter.
Experience the health and stress-busting benefits of Laughter Yoga. There is no fee
for this program, nor do you have to commit to coming every week (although we
hope you do).
Interested in Being a Volunteer?!?
Shauni Rechenmacher, LSA Awareness Coordinator
September is Big Brothers Big Sisters Month, so in this week’s article I’m just
going to give you a little information on this great organization. The organization works to
provide mentoring programs for children and youth through volunteers, men and women,
age 18 or older who would like to take time to be a mentor to a young person, which can
benefit the child or youth greatly by having an adult as a role model. Typically, a volunteer
would be asked to devote a couple hours a week to being a Big Brother or Big Sister, which
isn’t a whole lot. Volunteers are what keeps this organization going, so if you would like to
be a friend where one is needed to a young person, I suggest looking into becoming a Big
Brother or Big Sister!
Have Great Week!
Attention Students!!!
Large Companies such as Cargill and Husky Energy are starting to hire their
2012 summer students ALREADY
Watch the Job Posting Board at:
www.lakelandcollege.ca/studentemployment
AND check websites of companies you would like to work for!!!
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Walking Club
Start Date: September 13, 2011
Where: Meet at the entrance to the Gymnasium
When: Tuesdays & Thursdays
12:10-1:00 p.m. or 3:30-4:00 p.m.
Earn points for km’s walked towards prizes. Submit all km’s to Peter Sambu.
The walker with the most km’s completed by the first week of December will
receive a prize courtesy of Lakeland Recreation/Athletics
CONTACT: Peter Sambu—Recreation and Athletics Department
Direct: 780-871-5536
Email: peter.sambu@lakelandcollege.ca
Badminton Club
Mondays 12:10-1:00 p.m.
@ Gymnasium-Lloydminster Campus
September 19th—November 28th
Earn Rowdy Points towards winning a PRIZE!!
To Register contact Peter Sambu in the Recreation Office
@ 780-871-5536 or peter.sambu@lakelandcollege.ca
Recreational Hockey
Lloydminster/Vermillion Team
(Combination of Lloydminster and Vermillion Students and teachers.)
Cost: $300/player Includes: Team Jersey, 30 game schedule played out of
Lloydminster
Sign up fast! First come, first served!
Peter Sambu -Lakeland college, Lloydminster Campus
Chris King - Lakeland College, Vermillion Campus
Direct: 780-871-5536
Direct Line: 780-853-8781
Email: peter.sambu@lakelandcollege.ca
Email: chris.king@lakelandcollge.ca
Fitness Variety Pack With Jackie
Tuesdays & Thursdays
11:30—12:30
Students—$20 (once/week)
$35 (twice/week)
Staff—$40 (once/week)
$70 (twice/week)
CONTACT: Peter Sambu -Lakeland college, Lloydminster Campus
Direct: 780-871-5536
Email: peter.sambu@lakelandcollege.ca
FREE MINI GOLF
Minute To Win It
Mack Lewis
Where are you from?
It doesn't matter where you are from, it only matters where you are going... No that was stupid, I'm
from Sedgewick, Alberta.
What program are you in?
Program? I don't even go to this school. You just saw me and asked for an interview and I am too
narcissistic to turn one down.
What's one of your favourite things in life?
When something just horrible happens to someone I truly despise.
Who is one of your favourite comedians, musicians, or actors?
...................... * He stares at the floor with deep concentration* Carrot To....................No......*He
looks back and forth to the ceiling*........Elton.................No No No..........*He looks around breathing
heavily with a frightened gleam in his eyes*..........Tyler Perr.......... *His face turning red as he bites
his hand, his breathing now rapid*.. Next Question!
What made you choose Lakeland College?
I chose Lakeland College because it beats sleeping on the street at night. I just go to sleep in the
cafeteria during the day with a binder in front of me and no one asks questions. Then I have the
whole night to do B & E 's.
What's the funniest thing you did in your childhood?
Got my parents divorced.
What motivates you?
Fear. That is about the only thing that motivates me to do anything. In high school when I had
homework I would place pictures of Himmler, Goring and Göth above my desk. And I got the best
grades I've ever had doing that. Although my parents thought I was affiliated with Neo-National
Socialists.
Who would you have supper with living or dead?
I would have supper with a dead Tom Cruise, I feel I could really savour my meal with a man I truly
despise sitting before me lifeless. Wait I didn't hear this right, did I?
BORDER CITY
SHOWCASE
September 29-October 1, 2011
Daily Game Times:
4:00 p.m.
6:00 p.m.
8:00 p.m.
SA Tailgate Party ~ Thursday, Sep 29
starting 3:00 in the Gym
Touch Football Mini—Tournament
Where: Lakeland College Common Field
When: October 3 & 4th
This will be seven man touch football.
Games will begin at 4 pm—1 hour duration
6-8 Teams Maximum
Deadline for team entry: September 26th @ 4 p.m.
No costs to participate for Lakeland Staff and Students
CONTACT: Peter Sambu—Recreation and Athletics Department
Direct: 780-871-5536
Email: peter.sambu@lakelandcollege.ca
The Weekly Celebrities at
Lakeland College!
Ken Rutherford
Where are you from?
Frenchman Butte, Saskatchewan
What program do you instruct?
Appraisal & Assessment
What's one of your favourite things in life?
Friends & Family
Who is one of your favourite comedians, musicians, or actors?
Adam Sandler
What made you choose Lakeland College?
It's a place that has given so much to me that it was a honour to come back as an instructor
and I love teaching students.
What's the funniest thing you did in your childhood?
I hooked up my brothers & sisters in a wagon to a billy goat.
What motivates you?
I like to always move forward & I do my best to treat others as I would like to be treated.
Who would you have supper with living or dead?
Jesus. At this point we only learn from him through recordings and he is so debated and
discussed in todays world.