The VINTAGE Edition!
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The VINTAGE Edition!
SUMMER 2013 COMPLIMENTARY MAGAZINE The VINTAGE Edition! and REMEMBERING CAFÉ HIBOU RANT WITH RANDALL FREDS VINTAGE BIKES 2 BOUNDER MAGAZINE www.bounder.ca The Ultimate Guitar Shop Visit One of Canada’s Premier Vintage Guitar Dealers www.classaxe.ca Kemptville 613.258.9119 www.bounder.ca BOUNDER MAGAZINE 3 PUBLISHER Look for us this summer! BRIAN WARREN Message from the Publisher Welcome to our Summer Vintage Edition. This one has been a lot of fun to do. It consisted of a great road tour with John for his Switzerland column, a really nice (and extremely clean) ultimate garage, and a couple of hours in Griffith in a fantastic man cave drinking a couple of pints. Man, I love this mag business. We’re getting geared up for another action-packed summer. The Bounder/Freedom Harley Davidson event trailer will find us in Merrickville, Kemptville, Calabogie, Bells Corners, and at great events like the Ride for Dad. On a personal note, I plan to spend some time in Temagami, hunting for lunker trout, and I’m in the process of organizing a five-day bike tour. I would like to welcome a couple of new writers: Art Stevens, who has started a new car column, and Jeff O’Reilly, who will be featuring − well − beer. Our editorial board came up with some more ideas at our last meeting, and as Bounder grows, we’ll add them. Still having troubles finding Bounder? You’re not alone. Our racks get cleared out pretty quickly these days. We print 30,000 copies, and it looks as though we could easily print more and they’d still be cleared out. That’s why we try to keep our advertisers well supplied. You’ll find a list of pick-up points in this issue, and of course the online versions of all of our back issues can be found at www.bounder.ca Well, back to proofreading. Just a friendly reminder to watch for motorcycles out there. I saw a close call on my way back from Perth. Some yahoo had to pass everything in sight and came close to putting a biker off the road. I hope you enjoy this issue and look forward to seeing you out and about this summer. Special thanks to our Editorial Advisory Board. Their input was invaluable. AL JONES • DAN CHAMPAGNE • GORDON KEITH • ART STEVENS • GIUSEPPE CASTRUCCI • ROB MCGRUER • DAVE BROWN • PAUL PATTERSON • MARK PAPOUSEK • DAVE WOOLLEY • GARY PERRIN • VINCE PUCCI • MARK VERMEER • FRANK NIEWKOOP • GREG HENDERSON • ANNE ROSS • ROGER DOOL • ROSS DUTTON • MOE SAUNDERS • TIM BROWN • GLENN WARREN • DARRELL LINES • JOHN SWITZER • TODD LANGILLE • DAVE READY • BILL MACPHERSON • ROCH LALANDE • JEFF MCMASTER • LYNN NORTON • HUGH FOSS AND WAYNE CORBIN • JOHN WARREN • EMILY WARREN 4 BOUNDER MAGAZINE www.bounder.ca www.bounder.ca BOUNDER MAGAZINE 5 CONTENTS PAGE 66 8 10 13 14 16 18 20 22 24 26 28 30 31 34 Health: Looking good Classic Cars: The hot GTO Music Review with Bill MacPherson Fishing with Dave Brown: Mud pout Rockin’ on the Rideau, part 4: Music for the ‘folks’ Hunting Dogs: Go to a competition, part 2 Touring the Back Roads with John Switzer Man Cave: Welcome to John’s pub Life with Mark Papousek: Hosting the Hotseat The Establishment: Goose & Gridiron, Merrickville Red Green: Night and day marriages One Man’s Kitchen, with Vince Pucci: Grilled steak 2013 Cruise Nights True Brew with Jeff O’Reilly BOUNDER MAGAZINE Is a production of Warrenty Communications Inc. 53 Goulbourn St. Stittsville Ont. K2S1P6 613-277-2257 boundermag@gmail.com Publisher: BRIAN WARREN Editor: FRANCIE HEALY Production Manager: PATRICIA WATTERS Designer: RAYMOND LEVEILLE 6 BOUNDER MAGAZINE 40 Book Review with Bill MacPherson 42 Outdoors Guy: Get out and relax! 44 Delmer & Cecil: Games for game wardens 48 Rockin’ the Archives in Ottawa 50 Car Clubs with Giuseppe Castrucci: Classy comeback 54 Rye with Davin deKergommeaux: The new “new” 56 What’s Been Happening 58 Ultimate Garage: Working in comfort 60 2014 Camaro Z/28 returns 64 Vintage bikes bring back the memories 66 History & happiness at Classic Wings 68 & 69 Summer Motorcycle listing 70 One Minute Moore: Turn the tables Sales Manager: PAUL SCISSONS Sales: BRIAN WARREN, RED GREEN, DELMER AND CECIL, JESSICA WARREN, BILL MACPHERSON, ROSS McLAUGHLIN, Contributors: RICHARD BERCUSON GUISEPPE CASTRUCCI DAVE WOOLLEY MARK PAPOUSEK, RANDALL MOORE, JOHN SWITZER DAVIN DE KERGOMMEAUX, DAVE BROWN, VINCE PUCCI, JEFF MORRISON, ART STEVENS, JEFF O’REILLY JIM HURCOMB, TERRY RYAN Photos by: TODD LANGILLE ART STEVENS www.bounder.ca Privat MEETI e N ROOM G for Bus S in Lunch ess o Dinner r s Award Winning Italian Cuisine Since 1976 Since 1976 Celebrating Over 37 Years of Fine Dining Come enjoy Authentic FOR 37 YEARS, CABOTTO’S HAS PLEASED THOUSANDS OF Italian Cuisine at the SATISFIED CUSTOMERS WITH THEIR TRADITIONAL ITALIAN MEALS AND THEIR FIRST CLASS SERVICE. COME EXPERIENCE THE Award Winning Cabotto’s. WEST END’S WINNER OF NUMEROUS AWARDS! 5816 Hazeldean Rd., Stittsville Check out our Website for times of our Monthly Cooking Classes Tel: 613-592-3097 5816 Hazeldean Rd., Stittsville www.cabottos.com 592-3097 Tel: Winner613of Consumers Choice Award 2005 - 2010 www.bounder.ca www.cabottos.com BOUNDER MAGAZINE 7 HEALTH RICHARD BERCUSON LOOKING good/FEELING good What are we prepared to do? Comedian Billy Crystal’s TV character Fernando wisely suggested, “Friends, remember: it is better to look good than to feel good.” Why not both? Let’s face it, guys. We’re at the stage when we have a pretty good handle on what life holds for us. We certainly thought we knew it as teenagers. We’d be forever slim. We’d never learn the word “paunch” because the garbage we ingested daily would be instantly turned to 8 BOUNDER MAGAZINE fuel for various basically stupid activities. Our features would always be attractive, and even when they weren’t, we believed they were. Then suddenly an unknown force pushed the fast-forward button, and here we are. Paunch does exist. (The word is often preceded by “slight” or “prominent.”) Our garbage intake leads us straight to the couch. Today’s stupid activities include installing toilets ourselves or clearing ice off the roof without a tether. We’re attractive to maybe one person − and only in the dark. We’d like to think looking good will help, but nothing short of torturous boot camp workouts or plastic surgery will make a difference. “Mr. Bercuson, it will take a few surgeries, but we can make you look like George Clooney.” “Well, doctor, I’d prefer Woody Allen.” “You realize he’s a darn sight older.” “True, but I’d get better tables at all the good restaurants in Manhattan.” So which is it? Look good or feel good? A terrible dilemma fraught with pricey, timeconsuming or even risky answers. Consider a recent newspaper ad that promised I could look AND feel my best at any age. I choose 27; however, that might be a stretch. The ad tells me I can have a free consultation, which is when I’ll ask: If 27 isn’t possible, what about 38? And: I’ll even settle for 44. Since the ad sort of promises the best of both worlds, I figured this was something worth checking out. All I’d have to do is sign up for the company’s “minimally invasive options.” Full stop. To me, “minimally invasive” continued on page 32 www.bounder.ca So… As the golf season winds down, we are gearing up for the Christmas We Season. are celebrating 9,125 Great Days at Loch March this year! Call today to book & yourDINE Christmas luncheons and We’re talking about doing a few NINE this year. dinners that feature our fabulous menu. In recognition of our celebration, we are But I’m looking for more thanOura banquet hamburger and coleslaw. offering, foravailable the first time ever, facilities are all year. 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Barbara Ann Studios Barbara Ann Studios Call Danielle Nadon PGA of Canada for more information 613-839-5885 1755 Old Carp Road Kanata, ON www.bounder.ca www.lochmarch.com Your Public Golf & Country Club BOUNDER MAGAZINE 9 CLASSIC CARS DAVE WOOLLEY “Little GTO, you’re really lookin’fine Three deuces and a four speed and a 389 Listen to her tachin’ up now Listen to her why-ee-eye-ine C’mon and turn it on, Wind it up, blow it out GTO” −Little GTO, the great rock and roll hit of the mid 60s By Ronnie and The Daytona 10 BOUNDER MAGAZINE One of the hottest collectible cars GTO: In 1964 Pontiac launched the GTO. The name was inspired by the Ferrari 250 GTO (the successful race car). It was an abbreviation for the Italian Gran Tourismo Omologato. The name drew protest from enthusiasts who considered it close to sacrilege. The 1964 GTO was considered the first of the “muscle cars.” In 1965 additional refinements were made to make its performance even stronger. The 389 engines with factory-installed 3 deuces received revised cylinder heads with re-cored intake passages and high-rise intake manifolds. The new tri-powered engine was now rated 360 hp at 5200 rpm. It was tested and recorded at 0-60mph in 5.8 sec, while blazing the standard ¼ mile in 14.5 sec., with a top speed of 114 mph. GTOs came in hardtop coupe and convertible body types. I went to see George Pezoulas of Uniglass Plus Ziebart on Carling Ave. He owns two of the finest GTOs in Ottawa. He has one 1965 www.bounder.ca GTO coupe and a 1965 GTO convertible. The beautiful Candy Brandy Wine Coupe, a 389 cu. in. w/ factory air was bought in 1996 and underwent a full off restoration in 1997, with matching numbers and the 3 deuces changed to 2-4 barrel carbs (3 deuces are tough to keep tuned). This beautiful car with Pearl White Parchment Interior came from Arizona in 1982. George has since given it to his daughter. Watch for this outstanding car at local Cruise Nights. The beautiful Reef Turquoise convertible w/Pearl White Parchment was owned by an Ottawa lawyer who kept it as his winter car in Florida. In 1978 he passed away. His family brought the car back to Ottawa, where the vehicle was placed in underground parking till 2005. The car is all original with the exception of the GM LS Conversion crate engine. George has since given the car to his wife, and it is driven regularly to local cruise nights. For years the 1957 Chevy was one of the hottest collectable cars. A few years ago the Chevy was replaced by the GTO. If the opportunity arises to add a GTO to your collection don’t hesitate to snap it up. BITS AND PIECES The only cars you really shouldn’t drive are original cars www.bounder.ca contiinued on page 12 BOUNDER MAGAZINE 11 GTO continued from page 11 that will deteriorate. If the paint is cracked or flaking it could get worse. A lot of people let their cars sit and it’s the worst thing because fuel deteriorates and leaves a gooey deposit that causes the carburetor floats to stick and needle valves to become blocked; the same happens to injectors. If a car isn’t run, the oil doesn’t circulate to keep seals and gaskets soft. Meanwhile, moisture collects in the brake fluid and wreaks havoc with the master brake cylinder and wheel cylinders. * The Barrett-Jackson auction in Arizona is over for another year with fantastic results: $102.5 million in sales, the highest total since the peak of the market in 2007. Muscle and Customs led the way with the Lincoln Futura-based 1966 Batmobile topping all BarrettJackson sales at $4.62 million. KEEP AN EYE OUT FOR MOTORCYCLES Society of Ottawa Area Riders (SOAR) www.ottawasoar.com 12 BOUNDER MAGAZINE www.bounder.ca T. Rex Electric Warrior (Reprise) MUSIC REVIEW In keeping with Bounder’s vintage theme this issue, BILL MACPHERSON we’re looking at one of the underrated classic albums of the rock era and T. Rex’s best album – the dynamic, dreamy, hook-laden “Electric Warrior”. Recorded in 1971, “Electric Warrior” was the band’s “Girl”, “Cosmic Dancer” and second using the shortened version of the original “Monolith”. Tyrannosaurus Rex name, under which they had released Beginning with the instantlyfour folky, predominantly acoustical offerings. Fronted recognizable, bongo-infused by the flamboyant Marc Bolan, the band was just him on opening thump and riff of guitar and vocals and drummer Mickey Finn (replacing “Mambo Sun”, there’s a certain vibe to the 11 tunes Steve Took), along with studio support. “Electric Warrior” here. They flow: they’re seamless and memorable, each entrenched the more electric side of the duo’s sound while enhancing the others. The stellar production by legend retaining the mystical musings of Bolan’s song writing Tony Visconti and soon-to-be renowned engineers like augmented by a crack group of session musicians. Martin Rushent (yes, ELP, The Stranglers) and Roy The band would make only one other album that Thomas Baker (Queen, Foreigner, Cheap Trick) makes approached the zenith reached here - “The Slider” the album sparkle. It’s clean, clear, luminous and lustrous. released the next year. It cemented their reputation as one Sinuous guitar bits, refined and restrained drums and of the founders of glam rock, along with early Bowie, percussion, the backing vocals of Flo and Eddie, Bolan’s the New York Dolls, Slade, Gary Glitter and others. spooky-strange lyrics and vivid, transfixing voice − all Distinguished by outrageous − for the times − fashion of it comes together magnificently on “Electric Warrior”. attire (on the cover of “The Slider” Bolan looks like an Within six years, Bolan would be dead at 29 years androgynous waif in a top hat) incorporating lace scarves, young (car crash) and immortalized forever. Influencing silk robes, glitter eye make up and sky-high heels, the generations of muscians, bits of “Electric Warrior” are genre was sometimes more about look than musicality. used as samples in songs to this day. Bolan had both in spades though and the two albums, It’s no surprise. The album is timeless, sounding as especially this one, showcase his ability to write quirky, fresh today as it did 40 years ago. image-laden lyrics and deliver them in short, snappy, hook-driven songs full of sexual innuendo. “Bang a Gong (Get It on)”, “Rip Off”, “The Motivator”, “Jeepster”, “Telegram Sam” and “Metal Guru” are good examples of his uncanny ability to transform often-nonsensical lyrics into songs that are catchy and anthemic. From “Rip Off”, with every stanza punctuated by the title refrain: “Kissing all the slain, I’m bleeding in the rain/ Rocking in the nude, I’m feeling such a dude/Dancing in the dark, with the tramps in the park/ See your baby’s stud, sliding in my mud...” Reading the lyrics, you think, “wtf is this dribble?” It works though, and “Electric Warrior” is undeniably an album that resonates and functions 50 Slack Road Nepean, Ontario, K2G 3N3 best taken as a whole. It synthesizes Toll Free: 1.888.878.3276 Bolan’s persona with some unforgettably definitive songs along www.stebroperformance.ca with slower, mystical excursions like www.bounder.ca BOUNDER MAGAZINE 13 FISHING Mud pout: best fished at night DAVE BROWN In Eastern Ontario during the month of May, after trilliums appear in the bush and dandelions start taking over your lawn, spring fishing season starts in earnest for many popular species of fish. In Fisheries Management Zone (FMZ)18, the action begins on the second Saturday in May with the opening of the walleye, sauger and northern pike seasons. On the fourth Saturday in May lake trout can be pursued. For you guys in the Valley, be sure to check the Ontario Fishing Regulations Summary for 2013, because the opening and closing dates are different in zones 15 and 18. For bass fishermen, this year the season is opening one week earlier in zones 18 and 20 (third Saturday in June). In addition to opening earlier, the Ontario Ministry of Natural Resources (MNR) is extending the bass season by two weeks in these same two zones. If it gets cold enough, this change may provide some early-winter angling opportunities for bass until the closing date of Dec. 15. Beware, though, if you’re fishing for bass in the northern regions of Eastern Ontario. You need to be cognizant of the fact that along the Ontario sections of the Ottawa River – FMZ 12 − the bass opening and closing seasons remain as they were in past years. A similar situation applies for walleye and pike anglers where there is a slight variance in the opening dates for walleye, sauger and northern pike fishing in each zone, even though the closing date for each species is identical. Wherever you plan to fish in Eastern Ontario, which is predominantly situated 14 BOUNDER MAGAZINE in FMZ 18, be sure to check the Ontario Fishing Regulations Summary for 2013 because the opening and closing dates are dependent on the species and the area you are fishing. Prior to the opening of the walleye, pike and lake trout fishing seasons there are many opportunities to fish for other species that are open year round. Some of them include fishing for yellow perch, crappies and sunfish; brook, brown and rainbow trout; Pacific and Atlantic salmon; whitefish and sturgeon; and finally, catfish. Yes, you are reading this correctly, I said “catfish”! Although catfish are not as typically idolized by everyday fishermen as the almighty bass, walleye or trout, these fish are still fun to catch and eat if you know where, when and how to catch them. Throughout the world, there are more than 35 different varieties of catfish. In Ontario the two most prevalent varieties are the channel catfish and the much smaller brown bullhead. In the rest of the country, bullheads can be found in fresh water expanses stretching from the Maritime Provinces to southern Saskatchewan. And although not native to the region, there are some instances where they have been introduced to areas in western Canada. Locally the brown bullhead is more widely known as a “mud pout” or “barbotte”. Unlike most fish, bullheads have no scales, making them somewhat slimy to the touch. They also contain a set of wormlike feelers, called barbells, on the front of their face. They have sharp spines at the base of the dorsal and pectoral fins, which can be locked in an erect position. These sharp “barbs” www.bounder.ca on each side of its body can sting you much like a bee if they penetrate your skin when you’re attempting to take them off a hook. Having had some firsthand experience with these barbs, I can tell you they are very effective as a defense mechanism against predators − including humans. Mud pout live on the bottom of shallow weedy lakes or in slow-moving rivers and streams. During late spring, they bury themselves in the sand, where they dig a nest in the mud to spawn. This is also the prime time to catch these delicacies in the local Ottawa and Rideau Rivers, because this is when their flesh is its most firm and edible. At other times of the year, they taste more like the surroundings from which they have been caught, and I would not recommend eating them. Unlike our neighbours in the southern United States, who practice the sport of noodle fishing for catfish using only their bare hands, brown barbotte are easy and fun to catch using a spinning rod and reel in combination with 6-8 pound monofilament fishing line. When you’re fishing from a boat, this is the ideal combination. When you’re fishing in the reeds from shore, you may want to invest in a long telescopic rod that allows you to fish safely from shore without slipping into the water. Mud pout are best fished at dusk with a hook, worm and sinker that carries the worm to the bottom of the river. In fact, the best time to catch them is when it is completely dark. In an attempt to introduce my six year old grandson, Leland, to the sport one afternoon last spring (along with his father, Craig) we fished from my boat at the Bennett’s Bait & Tackle Your #1 Choice in the Big Rideau Lakes Area! BASS • LAKE TROUT • PIKE • WALLEYE Authorized MNR Electronic Hunting/Fishing License Issuer ! Stop in NEW ry Invenstot ju D! ARRIVE GUNS (Restricted and Non-Restricted) AMMO • ARCHERY • SCOPES RANGEFINDERS • RODS • REELS 158 Lombardy Road, Smiths Falls, ON K7A 5B8 Tel: 613.283.0883 Email: bentackle@bellnet.ca Check for our WEEK LY SPECIALS www.bennettstackle.com continued on page 39 www.bounder.ca BOUNDER MAGAZINE 15 Rockin’ on the Rideau part 5 Music for the ‘folks’ By JIM HURCOMB 16 When the old boys gather around the hot stove to swap tall tales out of Ottawa’s musical past, you’re bound to hear about the night U-2 played Barrymore’s, or the time Meatloaf fell off the stage and broke his leg. And how about Elvis in ′57, or the Animals riot back in ′68? Yep, those were the days. But then talk turns to Le Hibou, Ottawa’s legendary coffee house down on Sussex. You’ll hear about Jimi Hendrix sitting beside the stage with a tape machine listening to a young Joni BOUNDER MAGAZINE Mitchell. (We will reveal the truth behind that legend a bit later on.) Then there was the night, swear to God, George Harrison dropped in. And, oh yeah, Blues legend James Cotton grabbing his mic and blowing harp in the middle of Sussex Drive while piano “God” Otis Spann and the rest of the band were wailin’ on stage. Dan Aykroyd was a Hibou regular in his pre-SNL days, and loves to tell the story about the night he jammed with Muddy Waters. In fact, if you hung around Le Hibou, chances are you have a story or two to tell yourself. Sneezy www.bounder.ca Waters recalls “having a beer with Rambling Jack Elliott” back in the early days. Sneezy was in Grade 10 when he first dropped by Le Hibou. Back in 1960, Café Le Hibou was little more than a second floor apartment on Rideau Street with cheap tables and chairs picked up at Al’s Used Furniture. But you could dig a reading by Ottawa poet William Hawkins while sipping on the best espresso in town, or enjoy some home-made sweets listening to young folk singers, French and English, known and unknown. It was a unique slice of New York bohemia in stodgy old Ottawa. When the club moved to bigger digs at 248 Bank, they started presenting plays, and then music, starting with folk singer Tom Kines. Then came poetry readings, a Cinema Club, and the Monday night “Hoots”, featuring local singers like Sneezy Waters, Sandy Crawley, Bruce Cockburn and David Wiffen, giving young performers a chance to sharpen their chops in front of a live audience. There was a definite buzz about this hip, new hangout growing around town. Remember, this was the period before the Beatles arrived, and the Greenwich Village scene was at its height in New York City. University kids were worshipping Bob Dylan, Pete Seeger, Arts films and beat poets. It was a time when you could see a musician or band and not have to strain over the drunken din to hear them. Sneezy Waters remembers the atmosphere at the Bank Street Hibou as one of respect: “Everybody listened, everybody paid attention and clapped. It was really for musicwww.bounder.ca loving people. They weren’t there for any other reason. They just loved the music.” One man who loved music, and had a sharp business sense, was Harvey Glatt. As owner of Treble Clef Records, Glatt saw what was happening musically, and he also saw the potential in Le Hibou. He became a partner in 1961, and started booking local and Canadian music acts. With an incredible ear for talent and connections across the country, Glatt was instrumental in booking emerging stars like Gordon Lightfoot, Ian and Sylvia and Joni Mitchell. Artists from American folk centers New York and Boston would come north to play the Yorkville strip in Toronto or Montreal, and then stop by Le Hibou for a couple of nights. It was a magical experience, if you could get in! By 1965 Le Hibou was the hub of the Ottawa Folk and Blues continued on page 46 If you’re looking to BUY your next Home, SELL your current Home or even just a place to hang your hat, give us a call. Buying and Selling in Eastern Ontario colewalker@cogeco.net Supporter we can help find what You’re looking for! gseguin13@gmail.com Each Office Independently owned and operated Hours Mon.-Wed, 6:30am - 4pm Tues. - Sat. 6:30am - 9pm Sunday - 7:00am - 4pm Westgate Shopping Centre 1309 Carling Ave. 613.761.7405 486 Hazeldean Rd. Kanata 613.591.7523 www.rockinjohnnysdiner.com BOUNDER MAGAZINE 17 PART TWO Take your hunting dog to a competition Trials and tests challenge both of you By ROSS MCLAUGHLIN 18 BOUNDER MAGAZINE Questing for quarry is a search for a game bird such as quail, chukar, pheasant, grouse, or even pigeon. The point is to see if, and how, the dog works to find its quarry. Is the dog under good control? Are the dog and handler working as a team? Did they find the quarry? There is also a water test to see if the dog will swim a given distance and retrieve the bird, and how well and willingly the dog performs. There may even be a small handling exercise where the dog will have to find a “dead bird” in a given area. Flushing hunt tests have three levels but, as with everything, these are multiplied by the number of different organizing clubs. Every testing group has its own basic tests and difficulty levels, but all commence at beginner/puppy level, then intermediate dog level and culminating in a master level. You may compete at an entry level until you acquire 3-4 passes and then move to the next level. As in retriever hunt tests, you and your dog are judged by a set of guidelines with a straightforward pass or fail. Also similar to retriever field trials, flushing dog trials are competitions between your team of you and your dog, and all the other teams that are there. There will only be one winner and three other placements − four happy teams, and everyone else will have to wait until the next weekend. It is a determination of the teams that best handle the challenges that happen while you are out hunting with your buddy running his dog right beside you in a braced run. Add in another dog, three guns, two judges, a couple of shaggers, a crowd of interested folks, and from this rodeo you must come out on top − often referred to as Hunt tests on steroids. If you’re interested in seeing what your Springer Spaniel is capable of doing, join the Outaouais Sporting Spaniel Club for their Sunday training sessions, weather permitting, or call Ed Hassett for more information: 613 256-6728. www.bounder.ca And finally, here’s a description by Kevin McWilliams, from the Ottawa Pointing Dog Club, of a scene each fall in hunting season and a scene that is replicated during CKC Hunt Tests for pointers: “We are crossing a large area near an abandoned farmhouse, and suddenly my German Shorthaired Pointer, Vito, locks up on point. The adrenalin starts flowing, and I slowly walk around my dog − who now looks like he is chiseled from stone. I raise my 20-gauge shotgun and make ready. In a mighty, thunderous blast, out of a low hedgerow flush two grouse. I fire my first shot, a clean miss, and then, with the second shot, the grouse on my left drops. Vito remains by my side, watching intently, waiting for the retrieve signal. I gently tap his head and he is off. He heads toward the downed grouse. Vito picks up the bird’s trail and tracks the bird another 20 yards from the impact area. He has it and is on his way back to me, bird in mouth. He sits in front and I give the command to release the bird. What a beautiful specimen.” Dogs are judged not only on their pointing instinct but on many other skills. They should retrieve to hand on land and water. Your pointing dog will also need to honor other pointing dogs in the field. Honoring is a more advanced skill and usually requires much more training. And once again there are pointing dog trials − winners and non-winners. The Ottawa Pointing Dog Club is a great place to start your pointer’s training/testing journey. Their website is http:// www.ovpdc.org/index.php ,or contact Kevin MacWilliams at bauto@nrtco.net or 613 602-2224. Get out there with your dog this summer. Part one of this story appeared in the Spring, 2013 issue of Bounder. www.bounder.ca BOUNDER MAGAZINE 19 SWITZERLAND JOHN SWITZER Old trains, antiques, and great grub What a great ride this tour turned out to be − and all because of a train. “Let’s go to the railway museum in Smiths Falls,” suggested my friend, so off we went. Naturally, we stopped for a Timmies on the grand main street of this picturesque canal town. Then we wandered around, admiring all of its last-century architecture and bumped into the railway museum, located west of the downtown. But we couldn’t get in. We were there before May 11, when The Railway Museum of Eastern Ontario 20 BOUNDER MAGAZINE opens for the season. Then it’s open every day from 10 am to 4 pm. They have a website at info@rmeo.org giving all the pertinent details of what looks (from the wrong side of the fence) like a world-class attraction right in our own back yard. (Wait til you see the turreted, 1911, Canadian Northern Train Station itself, let alone all of the vintage toys out on permanent display.) Okay. That was fun, but where else could we go? We wandered to the canal and across the locks bridge, then west on Hwy 15, where www.bounder.ca we found a flea market just outside town. The Street Flea Market is open Wednesday to Sunday, 9 am to 4 pm. Now here was a place of vintage stuff, so in we went. According to the Street Flea Market’s Sophia, there is “something to suit everybody”. She told us they continually buy up entire estates and “you never know what you are going to get”. I found some great candle sticks that I needed (or might use or at least be able to sneak into the house); but my friend tore me bodily away from the books before I could find that elusive copy that would take me off on some adventure in daydreams or something that I could aspire to with power tools. Heading further west on Hwy 15, we arrived in Lombardy and discovered the Lombardy Diner. We had a great breakfast with peameal bacon, welcoming staff and friendly patrons. Here family comes first with “real food for real people”, explained Kris, our host. When we left the diner we spotted an antique shop across the street; and in response to our query of if it was open, a gentleman at an adjoining booth said that it was, because the door was open. So off we trundled to visit the Otter Creek Antiques shop. It’s a real antique store with lots of cool vintage Canadiana. I recalled from previous road adventures that there was another treasure shop further up the Rideau Ferry Road, and so off we went to Rideau Antiques (closed Sundays). Its front yard alone can keep anyone occupied for days. It would take weeks just to sort through all the neat stuff in the front yard, let alone do justice to the hidden treasures overflowing in the other yards, buildings, etc. Unfortunately I did not get my weeks of searching because my friend’s “We gotta get going” was ringing in my ears. I love Rideau Ferry, with the continued on page 62 Did you know… We have “FIBERGLASS” hulls… Smoother and faster! Kemptville 613.258.2325 www.piratecovemarina.com • Only 20 minutes South of Bayshore on Hwy #416 www.bounder.ca BOUNDER MAGAZINE 21 MAN CAVE Welcome to John’s Pub By BRIAN WARREN When Wayne Corbin called me to ask if I wanted to check out a man cave in Griffith, Ont., my first reaction was: Man, that’s a long way from home. But, since I have a trailer at Mink Lake near Eganville, it wasn’t a big deal to head across Hwy 41 on a Sunday morning to check it out. I’m sure glad I did. Meet John Lacourse, a licensed carpenter and owner of J. Lacourse & Son Carpentry. John has been building custom homes throughout the Ottawa Valley for more than 20 22 BOUNDER MAGAZINE years. Six years ago he felt it was time to build his man cave . The building is the same size as his house − 30 by 60 with a loft. It is used for guests who decide that it’s better to spend the night than drive. And what a beautiful layout. Friends and family gather around the 20-ft.-plus bar top to watch sports on the big screen or to groove to the fantastic sound system that boasts 14 speakers. The walls are adorned with everything from deer and moose heads and a coyote to lots of Ottawa Senators stuff. A diehard Sens fan, www.bounder.ca Manufacturers of Aluminum Decks, Docks & Shelters 1915 Scotch Corners Rd. Carleton Place, ON Tel: 613.253.0437 Toll Free: 1.866.301.3625 www.dockmaster.ca John’s son, Justin, was used in one of the Ottawa Senators promotional pieces that adorn the wall. We had all three generations there that day. John’s father, Avery, joined us for a quick pint from the well stocked beer cooler. We can’t forget to mention John’s other love: his 2006 Corvette, parked in front of the bar. Next time I come to Griffith, I know where I can find a cozy place to have a pint. And if it’s two or three, there’s always the loft. www.bounder.ca BOUNDER MAGAZINE 23 LIFE MARK PAPOUSEK Hosting the Hotseat: 21 Years of Friday Fun MARK PAPOUSEK, LEFT, AND SEAN O’DONNELL WITH THE STANLEY CUP. 24 BOUNDER MAGAZINE When you have an opportunity to do something good and it’s something you enjoy doing, it becomes easy. But, like all good things, it has to end sometime. My days of hosting the Kanata Sports Club Hotseat have ended, but the memories are great. Twenty-one years ago I was standing at the bar at the Sports Club talking to bartender Wayne Pilon, and he said: “You know, Mark, it would be kind of fun to have a lunch here on Fridays at noon. You could get some sports celebrities to come out and have a chat with people about what they do in the sporting world. It might be a good way to make a few bucks for the bar and give our members something to do as well.” We had no Ottawa Senators then, but I took the bait and told Wayne I would do it. I said first I needed a couple of weeks to see who I could drum up for guests. Two weeks later, on the first Friday in November, 1992, our guest was Archie Mulligan, then the coach and GM of the Kanata Valley Lasers tier II Junior hockey team. And we were off and running. We started with about 50 patrons in the early days; but with personalities like Brian Kilrea and Bert O’Brien, CFL coaches, minor hockey officials and slew of other sports people, things got better and better. Over the years we have had a number of wonderful guests and the stories to go with them. Like the year that the late Earl McRae made a statement in the Ottawa Sun that everyone in the Ottawa valley was inbred. The next Friday, because of the backlash, Earl came in the front door of the club with a tin garbage can in front of him to protect himself from the valley boys. Or the Friday that one of our long-time members, Lillian Cavanagh, a devoted Earl McRae fan, decided to jump on Earl’s back for a piggyback ride. Earl lost his balance, knocked over two tables and lost nine beers. The two of them lay on the floor with Earl’s ego hurt and a lump the size of a softball protruding from Miss Lillian’s head. But the show had to go on. It so happened that when the Ottawa Senators were awarded their NHL franchise, the first coach was Rick Bowness. Our sons played hockey together, so it was easy for me to ask Rick to come to the Hotseat along with assistant coaches E.J. McGuire and Alain Vigneault . It was through those great friendships and over many beers that we had a chance to meet some of the Ottawa Senator players, who also became wonderful friends and supporters of the Hotseat. www.bounder.ca “Your Comfort Specialists” In those early days and tough seasons, we had guys like Billy Huard − who told stories about how he got the surgeons to put pins in his wrists so they wouldn’t bend when he got into fights − and Troy Malette, who talked about his long road to get to the NHL. Over the years I met and became friends with quite a few Ottawa Senator players; and they have come to the Hotseat to talk a little hockey. As I explained at the club, anything said here at the Hotseat stayed at the Hotseat. It became quite a joke over the years. Some of those early friendships included Wade Redden and Chris Phillips, along with Daniel Alfredsson , Mike Fisher, Antoine Vermette, Chris Neil, Shaun VanAllen, Jesse Winchester and, more recently, Colin Greening and Kyle Turris . There have been a lot of memorable Hotseats over the years. Another one that comes to mind is the time I talked to Chris Phillips the day after Danny Heatley had been traded to Ottawa from Atlanta. Chris asked if I would like to have him for the Hotseat. Both players arrived to an over-capacity crowd. The question-and-answer session was outstanding. When I got home that afternoon, the phone rang. It was the Senators President, Roy Mlacker. He asked me how I got www.bounder.ca continued on page 33 We look forward to providing you with our Professional Service. • Air Conditioning • Furnaces • Geothermal • Heat Pumps • Fireplaces • HRV Units • Air Treatments • Water Heaters • Duct Cleaning New! • Maintenance Plans 24 Hour Emergency Service “Respecting your home with our Red Carpet treatment” 613-257-8282 866-557-8282 Check out our Monthly Specials! Proud sponsor of: Celebrating 40 Years www.carletonrefrigeration.com BOUNDER MAGAZINE 25 the ESTABLISHMENT The Goose and the Gridiron BEST-LOVED WATERING HOLES For good food and on-tap beer By TERRY RYAN Now here’s a place to go for a nice tour: Merrickville. It’s a great town with nice people, lots of different shops and some good places to grab a bite and a pint. Even though there are other tasty places to go in Merrickville, for some reason we always head for the “Goose”. Maybe it’s the friendly atmosphere, the lure of the old building (established in 1856) or the fact that the food is really good, the beers (12 on tap) are great, and the price is right. Proprietors Rob & Tracy Sine have been the owners of the Goose since 1998. Tracy practically grew up here starting in 1993, getting married and 26 BOUNDER MAGAZINE raising four sons (now 12, 14, 17 and 19 years old). So when the opportunity came up to buy the place, they went for it. Rob deals with the “honey do” list when he is not working at his “real job” as a high pressure welder with Local 221, and the kids have to work at the Goose during the summers once they are old enough. They also support their local community by hiring local staff and displaying local artists’ work in the establishment. The original Goose and Gridiron was an Alehouse located in a section of London, England, known as St. Paul’s Churchyard. It is famous for being the first Grand Lodge of the Masons, established on June 24, 1717. While the Merrickville Pub and Restaurant had been known by many other names in the past (the one I remember is the Grenville Tavern), Tracy could appreciate the connection to the old Lodge. Her father and brother were active members of the Masons, so they decided to remain the Goose and Gridiron (which was actually a parody of the music society, The Swan and Lyre, that met at the original Goose in London). The menu is diverse and they prepare most www.bounder.ca www.bellscornersbia.ca of the food fresh in house. The have two sides: the restaurant and the bar. Both are comfortable, and the service is fast and friendly. They also have an event room suitable for any occasion. Entertainment includes an open mic every second Thursday of the month hosted by Southbound; live entertainment every other Saturday; and a New Orleans Jazz band on Friday night. They also have bigscreen TVs in the bar for watching your favourite sports. The Goose has a great patio and is biker-friendly − so you can sit on the patio and keep an eye on your bike, too. Of course, an old building such as this has to have a ghost. Tracy is skeptical, while others claim they have had witnessed paranormal experiences. They have named him George after a former owner, and I figured I should check it out. I dropped in on Connie Adams, the local psychic/medium (psychicconnie@gmail.com or 613-558-2666) while I was in town. Connie, who is a highly respected medium and psychic (you may have seen her on a couple of A Channel [now CTV Two] interviews) confirms that a poltergeist is in residence. And who would know better? What I do know is that the Goose is a great place to eat, drink and be merry, so drop by and enjoy! 317 St. Lawrence St., Merrickville www.thegooseandgridiron.com www.bounder.ca Sales Representative Direct. 613.327.4409 1 Antares Dr., Suite 110, Ottawa, ON K2E 8C4 BOUNDER MAGAZINE 27 RED GREEN RED GREEN www.redgreen.com Quote of the Day “Some men are born with humility. Some achieve humility. Others have it thrust upon them.” − – Red Green Night and day marriages I’d like to offer an observation about mixed marriages. A morning person should never marry a night person. Believe me, conflicting shifts is the hardest part of any union. The difference between day people and night people is like ... well, like night and day. At the crack of dawn, the morning person is bright-eyed and bushytailed, while the night person is bleary-eyed and bushy-tongued. But, in the wee hours, Missus Merry Morning has lapsed into deep hibernation on the couch and is snoring so loudly, Mr. Night Owl can barely hear his infomercials. Burning the collective candle at both ends can put a strain on any marriage, and sadly, no amount of coffee can change a day person into a night person or vice versa. The only way to save one of these unnatural unions is to concentrate on the afternoon, the only quality time where nobody’s tired or cranky. So, I say get together for a romantic candlelight lunch, slap on that song “Afternoon Delight” and let your biorhythms do the rest. DVD or not DVD I picked up one of those DVD players on sale a few weeks ago and the picture quality is amazing − there are nose hairs out there I’d never seen before. Now, they make a big deal out of the “interactive menus”, but I was working under the impression that all menus were interactive, like when you go into a restaurant and point to where it says “steak”, it shows up a little later and then you eat it. Now that’s interactive. Okay, the steak may come with things I don’t want, like vegetables, but so does the DVD. Like, say, the outtakes. These are scenes of guys who make upwards of the gross national product of Malaysia messing up their lines. When I’m getting paid to do a job, I don’t videotape myself making mistakes and then charge people to watch. Then there’s the one I really can’t figure out: the deleted scenes. We all know these things were cut out for a reason. I don’t really need to see the Godfather slow-dancing with a lawn jockey, even if it does help explain the whole horse head thing. I’ll tell you the kind of extras I’d like to see − good acting, better stories and more movies where the plot revolves around a riding mower. Target practice When it comes to advertising, middle-aged men are becoming a larger and larger target, both individually and as a group. When you see any of the following features, you can be sure the products are aimed at guys like us: 28 • Relaxed fit • Wrinkle-free BOUNDER MAGAZINE www.bounder.ca • • • • Ultra-light Foolproof Non-flammable Guaranteed for life Forever young Just last week I was in the drugstore picking up some deodorant. You know the kind: strong enough for a man and made for one, too. All of a sudden, this mannequin in a lab coat comes to life from behind the makeup counter and says to me, “Excuse me sir, but would you like to try a sample of Adonis, a new skin treatment specifically formulated to meet a man’s unique moisture needs?” I’m like, “Miss, you have no idea what my unique moisture needs are.” Long story short, I end up dropping 35 bucks on a shot-glasssize bottle of margarine-colored goo and feeling like a world-class chump. On my way out, I look back and see another guy with a desperate look in his eye getting the same pitch and reaching for his wallet. Why are we falling for this stuff? Just so that when we’re 90 people will say, “Gee, you don’t look a day over 85!” Maybe, but I’ll tell you what. The goo really works! Now my storm door hinges squeak with a youthful confidence they never had before. LOOK FOR THE FALL ISSUE OUT MID OCTOBER WWW.BOUNDER.CA www.bounder.ca BOUNDER MAGAZINE 29 ONE MAN’S KITCHEN Capture the flavour of summer VINCE PUCCI At last summer is upon us. It’s time to get out of the kitchen, dust off the barbeque and do some outdoor cooking. There is nothing that says or captures the feelings of summer better than the much-loved smoky flavour of barbecued foods cooked on a grill. What some people don’t realize is that there is a difference between grilling and barbecuing. Barbecuing (ribs, pork shoulder or brisket) means low heat and long, slow cooking. The low temperature and length of time the meat is cooked allows the food to soak up the smoke and flavours, and to become very tender and moist. Grilling (burgers, hot dogs, steak and seafood) is what most people are familiar with. It’s the method of cooking food hot and fast. Cooking outside your house is a longestablished summer tradition, much loved and enjoyed in Canada and the U.S., from campfires to outside fireplaces and barbeques. Gathering friends and family in the backyard for a relaxed afternoon of conversation and good food is one of the highlights of summer,. And grilled food just tastes better than traditionally-cooked foods. The hot grill provides that savory grill taste we all know and love. If you love to cook outdoors, you don’t have to be a professional chef to create mouthwatering meals. Everyone loves grilling, even hesitant cooks. It doesn’t take prior experience to become a competent back yard chef. Starting with the basics of grilling burgers or hot dogs, one can learn while building up a repertoire of more complex dishes. All you really need are 30 BOUNDER MAGAZINE some great recipes, barbecue tips and techniques. Raised as a child on a Mediterranean diet, I am not a meat-and-potato kind of guy, but I do love and enjoy a nice juicy steak cooked on the barbecue. One of my favorite recipes for barbecue steak is Sliced New York Sirloin, topped with Blue or Gorgonzola Cheese Sauce. Heat your grill to medium heat. Season your steak with salt and pepper. Cook for 6 minutes on each side for mediumrare. If you prefer medium, cook for 8 to 10 minutes per side. Remove steak from heat. Cover and let rest for 5 minutes before slicing. Trim excess fat. Cut into 1/4-inch thick slices, and transfer to a plate or platter. Ladle on the Gorgonzola or Blue Cheese Cream Sauce. Gorgonzola Cream Sauce 1 tablespoon butter 1/2 cup sliced mushrooms 1 shallot, minced 1 cup heavy cream 1/4 pound of Gorgonzola Cheese Salt and pepper to taste Heat a medium saucepan and add butter to melt. Sauté shallots and mushrooms until tender. Add heavy cream and let reduce by half. Turn heat to low, add the Gorgonzola and stir until it melts. For wine pairing with this recipe, I would recommend a medium bodied red wine which has rich and spicy flavors. (Malbec wines, Syrah wines and Barbera wines). Buon Appetito! www.bounder.ca www.bounder.ca BOUNDER MAGAZINE 31 LOOKING/FEELING continued from page 8 is a euphemism for “We will use various strange electronic instruments, many of them with pointy points, before we apply ointments which may burn off your skin.” Um, sure. The list of available procedures did nothing to further the attraction: • Microdermabrasion − See also “Removal of all skin with sandpaper” • Thermage − Microdermabrasion in a sauna? • ProFractional − Isn’t AmateurFractional cheaper? • Hyperhydrosis − I’d prefer my hydroses not be too hyper. Or is this code for waterboarding? Seems to me like a lot of painful trouble just to look or feel younger. Another idea. Men, what do you think of massage? Exactly. Your first thought is unclean. But your second thought is...well...it’s just as unclean. I once suffered a hamstring pull while doing sprint work training for a marathon. This falls directly under the category of stupid activities for anyone over 50. I went to a physiotherapist who was recommended by fellow runners. They swore by the young woman’s skills in massaging me back to form, such as it was. A massage by a young woman. Sure. I’m game. It was supposed to make me feel good. If not good, perhaps nearly okay. What I didn’t know was that she was a specialist in A.R.T., which sounds soft and artsy on the phone, as if she’ll paint still lifes on my muscles. In fact, A.R.T. is Active Release Therapy, a form of massage whose roots go back to Spanish Inquisition torturers. The masseuse digs fingers into your joints − fancifully called muscle insertion points − and keeps pressing til totally unrelated body parts, like your jaw, spring open and you emit sounds that resemble an elephant’s mating call. This isn’t pain so much as a sharp stabbing sensation, sort of like someone with the strength of Hulk Hogan has jabbed a javelin into your joints, then turns and twists it for fun. Yes, she was good at it. Yes, it hurt. Yes, it helped. Yes, I felt better. No, I didn’t look better. Did I mention it hurt? Probably feeling or looking better through artificial means will have to wait. But for the sake of one’s selfesteem, perhaps it’s best to just go out at night. Ottawa writer Richard Bercuson bravely never wears a mask in public. SMITHS FALLS (613)283-4466 0% Financing for up to 84 months on select models OAC 327A Hwy 15 South, Smiths Falls, Ontario 613-283-4466 32 www.smithsequip.com BOUNDER MAGAZINE www.bounder.ca HOTSEAT! continued from page 25 Danny Heatley to the Kanata Sports Club without the team’s approval. I explained that Chris Phillips did it for me as a friend. I was told that I could not book a player unless I went through their PR department. Well, that lasted about three weeks. I decided to bypass the head office and talk to the players myself. That was about 10 years ago. I finally realized that the players had a great time at the club, could talk freely and feel at home with their fans. I haven’t had a problem since. I have to say that the Ottawa media have been outstanding with me and the club over the years. In the early days of the Sens, we had Dean Brown, Gord Wison and Bruce Garrioch from the Ottawa Sun. It was a blast www.bounder.ca listening to some of their hilarious stories from covering the team on the road. The Hotseat also played host to the likes of Dave Schrieber, Don Brennan, Garry Galley , Jason York, Todd White, Sean Simpson, Shean Donavan,Wayne Scanlan, Mike Eastwood, Steve Warne and Murray Wilson. Some of those former NHLers told the most fantastic stories. Another Friday that brings back a great memory is when Pierre McGuire joined us just before the trade deadline of 2012. During that hour of non-stop stories, Pierre got a text message that announced a huge trade deal with the Boston Bruins. (And to think we broke that story at the Kanata Sports Club Hotseat!) Other folks who had a great impact on our sessions were people like Jacques Martin, the former Senators coach, the late Rogers Nielson, and Senator founders Randy Sexton, Cyril Leader and Bruce Firestone. Another fixture over the years at the Kanata Sports Club has been Kanata resident Emmett O’Donnell, whose son, Sean, played for the Kanata Lasers and went on to play a number of years in the NHL. He decided to retire just this year. Sean was a member of the 2007 Stanley Cup-winning Anaheim Ducks, who beat out our Ottawa Senators to win. Sean had a chance to have the Stanley Cup for his few days. It was at Kanata Sports Club that he wanted to show it off. Through the family, I was asked if there was something we could do with the cup to make some money for my charity of choice, the Make A Wish Foundation. Not only did we do a summer Hotseat with Sean − we also had fans come and get their continued on page 69 BOUNDER MAGAZINE 33 TRUE BREW Raising 34 JEFF O’REILLY more than just a pint glass The Ottawa area beer scene has a 200-year-old rich tradition of satisfying the thirst of its inhabitants. But 10 years ago it was a quiet place to be, with very little brewing activity. Over the last half-dozen years brewing has seen a spectacular resurgence and continues to grow at an incredible pace, much to the delight of hard-working beer lovers in the National Capital Region and the Ottawa Valley. Kichesippi Brewing puts some fun back into fundraising Just over three years ago Kichesippi Brewing (“the beer that’s hard to spell and easy to drink”) took up residency at the old Heritage Brewery facility with a simple mission of brewing unique local beers that would reflect the great character of our area − made in our region for our region. Despite extensive growth and greatlydeserved success, brewery owner and founder Paul Meek has kept this a family affair with wife Kelly and teenage son Alexander, who is involved wherever possible. Alex designed the distinctive “K-Beer” logo and will have his hands full on the research, development and marketing side of the brewery’s new Harvey & Vern’s Olde Fashioned Soda line (with natural cane sugar). Last summer Kelly’s brother became BOUNDER MAGAZINE the namesake of “Uncle Mark’s Hopfenweisse” in honour of his 50th birthday. Regionally inspired references continue to appear as Ottawa-loving history buff Paul derived the brewery’s name from the Native Algonquin term (meaning “Great River”, the original name for the Ottawa River). He has paid tribute to things that are distinctly local with the award-winning 1855 Dark Ale. The name is in reference to the year Ottawa was incorporated as a city. Logger Porter pays homage to the legendary log drivers and lumberjacks of old; and Wuchak Black IPA is named for the pesky and playful groundhogs who seem to flourish in our local terrain. (“Wuchak” is an Algonquin term for groundhog.) Another way Kichesippi has been able to pay tribute to the local area is through fundraising, and using a cause that is really close to home. Paul’s son, Alex, and my daughter, Tegan, both have Type 1 Diabetes − a chronic condition that could become debilitating or even fatal. Thanks in large part to the continuing work of organizations like the Juvenile Diabetes Research Foundation, they are able to live happy, healthy and productive lives. Kichesippi has put its support behind this organization with a pledge to donate 50 cents from the purchase of each Growler (1.4 L. bottle) of their beer. Last year alone more than 10,000 Growlers sold, and that number is expected to be exceeded this year. It’s fundraising with great value and the opportunity to make a difference. Thank you, Kichesippi. The Kichesippi Brewery is located at 866 Campbell Avenue in Ottawa. continued on page 38 www.bounder.ca www.bounder.ca BOUNDER MAGAZINE 35 36 BOUNDER MAGAZINE www.bounder.ca www.bounder.ca BOUNDER MAGAZINE 37 RAISING continued from page 34 Growlers of their flagship Natural Blonde and 1855 as well as seasonal offerings are available there, and donations are always accepted.( www. kbeer.ca) MEGA CREDITS Big Rig collaborates with the Ride for Dad Not even a year old, and the popular local brewpub that proudly bears the nickname of popular Ottawa Senators Defenseman Chris Phillips, a.k.a. “Big Rig”, has stepped up to support the local community and this year’s local Ride for Dad Prostate Cancer Research and Awareness Initiative. Big Rig’s Brew Master Lon Ladell has created this year’s version of Big Iron Arse Ale. It’s a special private-label, limited-run custom brew presented in 1,000 collectable commemorative growlers. Proceeds from the sale of the beer will go towards the Ride for Dad event. I think this collaboration is a great fit and hope its partnership will grow for years to come. Big Rig Iron Arse Ale (5% ABV) pours a pale light copper with two fingers of tan foam head, releasing light floral hop and sweet grassy-fruity-malt aromas. The flavours of slightly-sweet lemon, with soft green apple, caramel and bready malt are pleasing to the palate. This light-bodied and mildlycarbonated brew is refreshing. This beer is great for relaxing on the patio or as a quenching reward after yard work. Simple summer food pairings would include lighter barbecued fare such as chicken, cedarplanked salmon, burgers, dogs and mild sausages as well as fresh baked pretzels. Bon appetit! Big Rig Kitchen & Brewery is located at 2750 Iris Road in Ottawa. This limited release growler and beer is only available there. (www.bigrigbrew. com ) CASH MONTHS NO DEPOSIT NO INTEREST NO PAYMENTS www.smithsequip.com 38 BOUNDER MAGAZINE SMITHS FALLS (613)283-4466 327A Hwy 15 South, Smiths Falls, Ontario Upcoming Beer Events Ontario Craft Beer Week, June 16 − 23: Now marking their fourth year, this province- wide celebration boasts more than 150 events of all shapes and sizes. The celebration showcases the diverse and outstanding local brewers of our great province. Check their website for a listing of events near you at www. ocbweek.ca. National Capital Craft Beer Week, Aug. 10 −18: In its second year, enjoy a week-long showcase of the best of local, regional and Ontario brewing and artisanal foods that promises to be bigger and better than ever. Look for a series of events across the region culminating in a two day festival on the grounds of Ottawa’s City Hall. For more info, check out www. nationalcapitalcraftbeerweek.com . Jeff O’Reilly is a freelance beer writer and General Manager of D’Arcy McGee’s on Sparks Street. Follow him on Twitter @pintinhand. Smiths Equipment Centre offers parts, service and repairs for everything from trailers and lawn and garden products to ATV’s and motorcycles for most makes and models. We are also a fully licenced trailer inspection station. 613-283-4466 www.bounder.ca MUD POUT continued from page 15 mouth of the place where Stevens Creek empties into a small branch of the Rideau River near the Village of Kars. We tried a similar spot where a small creek runs into the Rideau River at “Little Chesterville”, just south of Osgoode. Even though I have seen many of the locals fishing these same locations from shore, we didn’t see a mud pout all afternoon. We were, however, successful at catching about 200 yellow perch. Leland had lots of fun (at the expense of his father and grandfather) baiting worms and removing the fish from his hook. The lesson to be learned is that you are more likely to be successful at catching mud pout later in the day when the perch and crappies are at rest. When you’re fishing late in the evening you will need an adequate source of light to enable you to re-tie hooks. For some reason these fish are very proficient at swallowing almost everything that is presented to them. Or, as they say: “hook, line and sinker”. Generally, mud pout will not exceed two pounds. In fact, here in the Ottawa area along the shores of the Rideau River, they mainly range in the one-pound-plus weight class. The technique used to fillet these fish is somewhat different from the way you would fillet a walleye, pike www.bounder.ca or trout. Rather than going into the details here, there are a couple of very good YouTube instructional videos that you can examine if you do a Google search: “How to clean barbotte”. There’s still time to get out and catch a few mud pout before the summer sun warms up the river waters beyond the ideal temperature. Once you try eating them, just as my family and I do, you too will wait in anticipation each spring. There is nothing more enjoyable than smelling and tasting a few freshly caught barbotte fillets that have been dipped into some egg yolks, dragged through a little batter mix, and then quickly cooked on an iron skillet to a golden brown colour. Bon appétit! BOUNDER MAGAZINE 39 BOOK REVIEW BILL MACPHERSON The Rum Diary Hunter S. Thompson (Simon & Schuster) “The vile swine are closing in, crazed bastards wanting to brutalize and pummel me mercilessly, intent on savagely beating me into unconsciousness if I don’t produce the goods…” Actually, that would be my publisher (just kidding, boss!) You get the gist, though. This is the late, great Gonzo we are talking about here, the legendary Hunter S. Thompson’s long supressed first novel. It’s a fine read – booze-soaked, adrenaline-stoked and revived from the “bury it for a long time” wishes of the author. His first novel shows tantalizing glimpses of the avenging angel persona Thompson would become in classics like Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Fear and Loathing on the Campaign Trail and the wonderfully titled Generation of Swine. That he gained initial public raves by hanging with, writing about and ultimately 40 BOUNDER MAGAZINE getting savagely stomped by the Hell’s Angels seems almost an aside − sort of a rite of passage necessary to establishing his credo on the way to creating his rabid cult following and exalted status. He sure could write, and lived what he wrote. Eventually, though, his decadent lifestyle caught up with him. In December, 2005, fading as a writer and beset by health woes from a lifetime of hard living, Thompson put one of his many firearms (the guy was a gun freak) to his temple and pulled the trigger. A bravura writer, he went out in a fitting manner − literally with a bang. His instructions to have his ashes shot into the Colorado sky from a cannon were adhered to by his many close friends including Johnny Depp, who stars in the recent movie version of this Puerto Rico-set novel. Written in the first person, The Rum Diary is the tale of a loose-atthe-skids, 30-something journalist named Paul Kemp. It’s Thompson without a doubt, cutting his alcoholhoned teeth in the seedy, open-forbusiness development of sleepy San Juan in the late 1950s. The novel is relatively straightforward in its telling of Thompson’s (Kemp’s) time in Puerto Rico. There are flaws − like any first novel has − and not a hell of a lot of plot, but it is a fascinating glimpse into Caribbean life pre-development. Even more importantly, the novel hints at the in-your-face, part-of-thestory style that would become Gonzo journalism. Kemp is newly arrived in the city to work for a fading English daily. Quickly sizing up the ennui and general craziness of the paper, he settles into the lifestyle (a boozesoaked one; he and his newspaper cronies seem to exist almost solely on copious amounts of rum, beer and the occasional round of burgers at the seedy watering hole called Al’s that opens the story) of little work and much drinking. Thompson, living the life thinly disguised as Paul Kemp, gets to know and expand on the privileges and pitfalls of the ex-pat lifestyle. He paints an alcohol-infused picture that is not the nirvana one might expect. Instead, it’s one where the natives are mostly sullen and resentful at best and violent at worst, knowing the Americanization of their island is contiinued on page 41 www.bounder.ca Looking for your copy of Bounder magazine is getting harder and harder to find, especially in the outlying areas of Ottawa. 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Late spring and early summer are some of BOUNDER MAGAZINE the busiest times of the year in the wild, and trail camera fanatics like me are basking in the glow of some hot trailcam action! The most important thing to consider when getting into trail cameras for the first time is location. Modern cameras are sophisticated with some terrific new technological features, but if they are set up in a bad location, all those great features simply go to waste. Understanding “edge effect” and how it dictates wildlife activity will go a long way in finding the best spot for your new wildlife surveillance device. Locations where a farm field meets a hardwood forest, or a meandering trail with meadow on one side and bush on the other, are ideal spots to set up a unit. Any type of www.bounder.ca natural bottle necks – for instance, a small piece of forest running between a river and lake − is also a great place to put a camera up. Keep in mind that, depending on what game you’d like to capture on film, unless you are baiting or using lure to attract them, you’ll need to find a site where they travel regularly to increase image count − which is, ultimately, what all trailcamers are after. Good luck and happy trailcaming! Building your Dreams from the Ground up! J. LACOURSE CARPENTRY & SON Inc. 613.333.1042 Over 25 Years Of Quality Work In The Greater Renfrew County Area Tel: 613.333.1042 Cell: 613.312.0704 j.lacourse@xplornet.ca • LICENSED CARPENTER • REGISTERED R-2000 BUILDER • RENOVATIONS • CUSTOM HOMES • DECKS • LOG HOMES • REGISTERED TARION Bring family and friends fishing this summer National Fishing Week runs from July 6−14 this year and is great opportunity to introduce new anglers to the popular recreational activity we call sport fishing. All seasoned anglers have a responsibility to offer those new to the sport a chance to cast a line and discover the thrill of fishing. Recent statistics indicate that interest in recreational angling has, sadly, waned in Ontario and Quebec over the years, so let’s turn that around and get out with family and friends this year. For more information on NFW activities check out: http:// nationalfishingweek.com/ For the serious money angler, the Lefaivre Lions Club is holding its annual Ottawa River Open Bass Tournament June 22. Since each team’s start number is determined by when they sign-up, the first participants registered and paid will be first on the water. Registration is $200 per boat (team of 2) plus $20 each for the lunker pool. The Lefaivre event has been running since 1991 with thousands of dollars in prize money each year. Many teams are already registered, so don’t delay in sending in your registration. For more information: http://www.en.lefaivrelions.com/ General-information.page Remember your eyes Summer is not only a great for www.bounder.ca continued on page 52 BOUNDER MAGAZINE 43 DELMER & CECIL DELMER AND CECIL Playing games with the GAME WARDEN Ah! Summer’s just around the corner. It’s time to cast a line and look forward to hunting season. Cecil here. One of the lads I know went trout fishing recently, and because he’s always been two tomatoes short of a thick sauce, he decided not to use a rod and reel like the rest of us. Instead he used the hard-to-find “Pineapple Lure”. He somehow got a hold of a couple and figured all he had to do was row out into the 44 BOUNDER MAGAZINE lake, pull the pin on the pineapple lure and drop it over the side. So he did. The pineapple lure went off and blew the bottom out of the boat. He had to dogpaddle back to shore, where the game warden was waiting. He’d watched the whole thing. Unknown to him, apparently trout don’t float. They just sink to the bottom. He lost his truck and paid a dandy fine. Just another great fishing trip! In many areas the game warden is looked on as the enemy and country lads are always trying to come up with schemes to get around him. Darryl MacGibbon, Ross Pilon, Bruce Murray and Barry Saunders came up with a beaut of a plan for hunting season. All four chipped in and bought one hunting license. They went out on crown land and shot a nice buck and a big doe and hung them up ready for skinning, when who walked out of the bush but the new game warden. Immediately Darryl started running down the road as fast as he could. The game warden yelled STOP! and took off after him. Well, Darryl was on the track team at school and was still in pretty good shape. He ran for about a mile, and when the game warden caught up, Darryl was sitting on a stump and smoking a cigar. The game warden said, okay, I caught ya, where’s your license, at which point Darryl handed it over. When the two returned to spot where it all started, the guys were gone and so were the deer. Darryl explained that he just came upon them and was admiring their deer and he didn’t know them at all. He said he started running ′cause the warden looked like his girlfriend’s brother and he owed him money. Cased closed. My favourite game warden story was told by Larry Johnston, who shot a nice 10-point www.bounder.ca buck way back in the bush, and, sure enough who popped up but the game warden. “Let’s see your licence,” said the warden. Larry started fumbling through his pockets, mumbling: “It’s here somewhere. I know I’ve got one.” After five minutes of fumbling the warden was fed up. “Okay, I’m gonna have to charge you with illegally hunting without a licence,” he said. He grabbed the antlers. “Give me a hand carrying the evidence out to the road.” “I’m not gonna help you,” said Larry. “You’re on your own.” The game warden swore and started dragging the deer through the bush. Larry walked behind, whistling and singing George Jones songs. After an hour they got to the road and the game warden looked like something the puppy coughed up. He was covered in sweat and dirt and not in a good mood at all. Larry reached into his jacket pocket. “Oh!” he said, “Here’s my license! Fancy that. I had it all the time! But thanks for carrying my deer. You’ve been a big help, officer. Well, be seein’ ya!” Have fun this summer and remember: Fish aren’t stupid. You’ve never heard of fish going peopleing, have ya? READ US ON LINE WWW.BOUNDER.CA www.bounder.ca BOUNDER MAGAZINE 45 ROCK’N ON THE RIDEAU continued from pg 17 scene, but with room for only about 65 people, it was time to look for a new location. Luckily this was around the time the National Capital Commission was buying up and restoring properties along Sussex Drive. The site chosen for the new Le Hibou was 521 Sussex, about three blocks down from Rideau Street right on the edge of the market. It was the perfect location, both aesthetically and practically. The move doubled Le Hibou’s capacity. The new room was bright, the ceilings high and the worst seat in the house was only about 20 feet from the stage. The sound was better, and despite the larger size of the room, the intimate atmosphere was still there. For purists, the next five years were the “Golden Era” for Le Hibou. We had Canadian legends like Joni 46 BOUNDER MAGAZINE Mitchell, Gordon Lightfoot and Buffy Sainte-Marie, international stars like Jerry Jeff Walker, Sonny Terry and Brownie McGee, James Cotton, John Lee Hooker and Odetta. William Hawkins fondly recalls the night Frank Zappa and the Mothers of Invention graced the stage. Sneezy Waters remembers Jessie Colin Young and the Youngbloods holding down a two week residency at Hibou to tighten up in advance of some big American shows. Friday nights at midnight you could groove to Ottawa’s first Blues band, The Heavenly Blues, featuring Hawkins, Ted Giroux, Bruce Cockburn and a rotating roster of hot local players. Cockburn, Sneezy Waters, David Wiffen, Bill Stevenson, and later on the MRQ and Heaven’s Radio, were regulars. Sneezy, in fact, holds the distinction of playing all three versions of Le Hibou, and being the last performer to hit the stage in 1975. He remembers Le Hibou’s closing night as being “a really emotional one, knowing it was the last time”. When the lights went out that night it brought the curtain down on a music space that’s remembered fondly by a generation of music fans and musicians alike. Arthur McGregor of the Ottawa Folklore Centre remembers Le Hibou as “a starting point for a huge number of local performers. Getting to play on the same stage as Joni Mitchell and other legends was such an honour.” Ironically, Arthur used the upstairs space on Sussex to teach guitar lessons, which led to the birth of the Ottawa Folklore Centre on Bank street. OFC is seen by many as carrying on the spirit of Le Hibou, and maintaining Ottawa’s reputation as a true “Folk Town”. You also get that same sense of community, opportunity and love of continued on next page www.bounder.ca ROCK’N ON THE RIDEAU music at Irene’s on Bank and at the annual Ottawa Folk Festival, where the folk clan gathers to play, sing and let “the freak flags fly”. At Irene’s, as with Le Hibou, there are opportunities for young musicians to share their original music and be heard on a live stage in front of people who will actually listen and appreciate. So how about that Hendrix/ Joni hookup? What actually happened that night? William Hawkins may be the only one around who knows, because he was Jimi’s chauffeur that night. After his two shows at the Capital theatre on March 19, 1968, Jimi jumped into William’s WE REACH MEN! LOTS OF MEN! www.bounder.ca car with a bulky reel-to-reel tape machine. It was off to catch rising star Joni Mitchell at Le Hibou. Jimi planted himself next to the stage, tapes rolling. After the show it was off to a party in Vanier, most likely at the old Riverside Hotel. And after that? Well, William has his own theories, but since this is a familyoriented magazine, we’ll leave that for another day. That story is part of the magic of Le Hibou. It was born out of a love and respect for youth culture and music, whether it be folk, blues, bluegrass or rock. It was run, and kept in business, by people who shared those values. It was our little piece of the Woodstock nation, and it was our little piece of heaven. Local writer/broadcaster Ken Rockburn is currently working on a definitive history of Le Hibou. He’s on Facebook if you’d like to share some memories. You out there, Joni? Serving “COLD” refreshments for 30 years! BOUNDER MAGAZINE 47 Rockin’ the Archives Sharing the memories of Ottawa’s rock ‘n’ roll By JIM HURCOMB 48 Mention the word “archives” and it conjures up images of Gandalf the Wizard leafing intently through a stack of ancient, dust-covered books bound in Orc-Skin in the deepest depths of some spooky, mountaintop castle. There’s probably an old caretaker there, too, with hunched shoulders, a raven on his shoulder and a wart on this nose. He’s working by candlelight in the corner. Gladly, the reality doesn’t match the fantasy. The new Ottawa Archives building in Centrepointe, Nepean, is ultra modern, bustling with activity, and not a raven in sight. They even fired that old caretaker years ago. You can say the Ottawa Archives “rocks” these days, in more ways than one. Beginning in October and running to December, the Archives is presenting a new feature exhibit called “Ottawa Rocks”. It’s a multi-media trip into the Ottawa rock and roll scene from 1954 to 2000. This exhibit is not what you’d expect from the Archives. Previous exhibits have focused on what some might call the “drier” side of Ottawa history, including features on royal visits, the early years of Bytown and the building of the Rideau Canal. (I think I saw Gandalf at that one.) These shows catered to hardcore history buffs but lacked broad, public appeal. They did little to dispel the old image of the sidewalks being rolled up at 5 o’clock in boring old Ottawa. But then came the “ah-hah!” moment. The Archives put together an exhibit focussing on hockey, and then the history of the CFL in Ottawa. The result? More hips through the turnstiles, more BOUNDER MAGAZINE smiles and double the attendance. To keep the pot boiling, and to showcase the new building and viewing gallery, Gallery 112, the City of Ottawa Archives is working on “Ottawa Rocks”. “Ottawa in and of itself is interesting, and there are stories in Ottawa that need to be told,” says City Archivist Paul Henry. “It’s our hope that having an exhibition that’s a little bit fun and interesting will bring non-traditional audiences, people who have never been across the threshold of an archives before, and that they will want to continue to come to the archives to see what else we’re going to do.” Henry and fellow archivist Glenn Charron are sifting through the relevant bits and pieces already in the Archives, and have found some amazing items. “We’ve got a scarf that was thrown by Elvis into the crowd when he came in 1957, and we’ve got a large collection of photographs from the famed Andrews-Newton collection, which is one of our largest photo collections at the archives. It comes close to topping two million photos.” That Elvis show, and those Andrews-Newton photos, as regular Bounder readers recall from a few issues back, captured an amazing time in western culture. While Elvis shook his hips and the girls swooned, the “establishment” fought back to make this “evil” rock and roll go away and return things to normal. In the case of Elvis, his scheduled show in Montreal was cancelled when the Roman Catholic Church voiced objections, so we got two shows here in Ottawa. According to Paul Henry’s research, “At school the next day kids were asked whether they had attended the concert, and when they said yes, www.bounder.ca they were expelled.” The Andrews-Newton photographs capture the surreal backstage ambience, with Elvis looking lost, sitting alone before the show, and flirting with starry-eyed fans afterwards. They also capture the on-stage frenzy, Elvis-mania at its peak, with The King in all his glory. The collection includes photos of other legends that graced Ottawa stages in the earliest days of Rock and Roll: stars like Johnny Cash, Fats Domino and Jerry Lee Lewis. While the Elvis shows are an obvious main focus of the “Ottawa Rocks” exhibit, it’s not at the expense of other milestones. We have Bill Haley and the Comets, the first Rock and Roll band to play Ottawa; the rise of Ottawa stars like Paul Anka and Alanis Morissette; the infamous New Animals riot at the Coliseum in 1968; Jimi Hendrix, Cream and The Who at the Capital Theatre; local bands rocking Pineland, Le Hibou and other famous nightspots. There was the night a new Irish band called U2 played Barrymore’s on Bank Street. “Barrymore’s seated about 400 people,” Paul told me, “but 6,000 people claim to have been there.” And then there was punk and alternative music, and the hundreds of local bands who played church basements, hole-in-the-wall clubs and outdoor festivals. Some achieved great success; most just left with a box full of memories. And it is those memories that are the most important facet of “Ottawa Rocks”. According to Henry: “We’re asking Ottawa citizens if they have artefacts of their own that they want to bring in to either www.bounder.ca contiinued on page 57 Certified Home Inspectors • wood energy technical trained • plumbing & electrical • on site report • construction consulting • wood stoves & fireplaces • Canadian Lumbermans Association trained • environmental - radon gas • structural - roofs & floors • mold inspections Phone: 613 WAYNE CORBIN home inspector 836.6500 Fax: 613 836.6382 BOUNDER MAGAZINE 49 CAR CLUBS Classy comeback GIUSEPPE CASTRUCCI 50 BOUNDER MAGAZINE As spring fast approaches, we all look to our garages and begin the loving task of getting our special cars in tiptop shape, ready to enjoy another funfilled summer with fellow car club members. I travelled the highways of Ottawa recently and ended up in Iroquois, a lovely little town along the St. Lawrence, where I sat down with my good friend, Henry Swank, and the newly “reborn” Golden Gears Car Club Inc. A number of members were there to greet me. We met in Henry’s garage, surrounded by cars and good chatter. Since Golden Gears is a “re-born” club, when did it start? One member, Robbie, provided me with a brief history. “The Golden Gears began in 1963 and ran up to 1969,” he said. “It was all about power and speed. The boys would drag race in Toronto, Desoronto, Napierville − pretty much anywhere they could find a good patch of asphalt. It was all muscle cars, and this brief life began and ended with that era. It was fun, and the memories live on in today’s car club.” Henry hosted a meeting in February, 2012; and along with “Chick” and a few of the guys, they were able to attract 21 people to that first meeting. The love of the hobby and the enthusiasm of the members have driven this club a long way in a short time. They structured the club along the same lines as the Lions club. They created by-laws and came up with a constitution. It’s all about working as a team not as an individual; and the structure in place allows them to achieve amazing things in short order. The club welcomes everyone who is a car or truck fan. Another member, Stephan, said they even welcome “the mopar guys − just come out and share the passion.” This active group gets together at monthly dinner meetings to encourage couples to come out. Sunday drives, a Christmas party, barbecues and picnics are the activities that www.bounder.ca keep them together having fun and enjoying friendships. The big event is the Sept. 15 car show, held at the Iroquois Locks from 10 a.m. to 4 p.m. with live entertainment provided by “Eddy & the Stingrays”. Last year they attracted more than 240 cars and 800 people. Here was the personal touch: as people were leaving, Golden Gears lined up on either side of the road, dressed in their Golden Gears apparel, waving goodbye to everyone. They love doing charity work and have a close bond with the community, from supporting families in need to the fun food drive called “Fill the Fargo”. They exude a positive image, and you could not ask for a classier bunch. They provide Golden Gear apparel such as hats, t-shirts, jackets and name tags. I was completely taken aback at how many things they have accomplished in one short year. They have grown to about 65 members. Slow and steady is their approach as they look into the future. Check out their website: www.goldengears.ca. The membership fee is $40 a person or $60 a couple. How do I sum up this amazing car club? They have had an immediate impact on their community because they care about their neighbours, and that community spirit has been returned by the town of Iroquois. Local business support, great turnout to their major event, amazing cars and trucks and a classy approach to everything they do make this a must-join car club. We are now entering the hot days of summer with lots of car club activities and opportunities to meet new people, see cool cars and trucks, and in the process help raise money for a variety of charities in the Ottawa Valley. I wish you all a great summer. Until next time, keep smiling and see you in my rearview mirror. www.bounder.ca NEED A CAR LOAN? 10 MILLION DOLLARS TO LEND EVENT 4EX BANKRUPT 4REPOSSESSION 4NO CREDIT PRE-APPROVED BY PHONE IN MINUTES $0 DOWN PAYMENT CALL US FIRST! All Makes And Models to choose from 4BAD CREDIT 519 Montreal Road Ottawa, ON K1K OV1 Phone: 613-842-8565 www.safetynetauto.ca BOUNDER MAGAZINE 51 OUTDOORS GUY continued from page 43 fishing; it’s a perfect time for testing out new products. The polarized sunglasses from Guideline Eyewear I field-tested this spring were what I would describe as, an “eye opening” experience. I am a nut when it comes to quality polarized eyewear as I rely on it daily during my outdoor excursions. I had, admittedly, never heard of Guideline Eyewear before they contacted me about a possible review, but I’m sure glad they did. I was able field-test two new models: the Alpine and the Eclipse. The Alpine model boasts tremendous eye coverage, focusing on a range of active pursuits requiring high polarized protection. Constructed from Grilamid BTR, a 51 per cent bio-based polymer, they are solid and form-fitting, offering superb clarity. Even the deer in my METCALFE, ON backfield this spring stuck out like a sore thumb. The Eclipse model can truly be called action eyewear. With dark gun-metal accents combined with rubber brow and nose pads, they will be my mainstay during this summer’s bluefish adventure. The silver mirror lens is perfect for both medium to bright sun conditions and cuts glare big-time. Both models come with a soft, durable and lightweight protective case with Velcro closure. For more information on Guideline Eyewear: http://www.glpolarized. com/GEW/index.html Finding “Old Blackie” Bruin enthusiasts take note that the Quebec spring bear hunt is open until the end of June, at a time when the big boars are out cruising. The Province of Quebec has continued its spring bear hunting opportunities 613.821.4263 www.allanjohnston.com WE WILL NOT BE UNDER SOLD ON ANY INSTOCK UNITS 52 BOUNDER MAGAZINE www.bounder.ca despite adversity from this side of the river. This gives sportsmen a chance to hunt “Old Blackie” with bugs in the air. Regardless of where you pursue Ursus America this spring, a truly successful hunter must always remember one important detail. The black bear has perhaps the keenest sense of smell of any animal alive, so the use of cover scent and stand location is very important. For a brochure of the bear outfitters and hunting opportunities across the river, contact Tourism Quebec at: 1 (877) 266-5687. Until next time, this is the Outdoors Guy saying have a great summer, and we’ll see you in the fall! Jeff Morrison is an awardwinning outdoor writer and columnist with the Ottawa SUN. JOHNSON WELDING WORKS l Genera •STAINLESS STEEL CustomFABRICATING • ALUMINUM•STEEL 70 beech st ottawa www.johnsonweldingworks.com REPAIRS 613-233-6336 The Music Edition COMING THIS FALL For more information call Brian Warren 613.277.2257 www.bounder.ca Paul Scissons 613.818.0106 BOUNDER MAGAZINE 53 RYE DAVIN DE KERGOMMEAUX In whisky, old is the new ‘ 54 Come with me on a journey of three steps. We begin in a field of golden grain swaying rhythmically in the breeze. This is a classic Canadian farming image. Step two follows the grain as it is shipped to a distillery. Once inside, in a third step, it ferments, is distilled and ages. In three short steps, grain has been transformed into aqua vitae, the water of life, here in one of the great whisky nations in the world. Canadian whisky makers have known about these steps for centuries. Agriculture was well established in Ontario when settlers began clearing ancient forests to convert them into productive fields of grain. Aboriginal peoples had already established farming practices, growing many crops that were well suited to the land, though unfamiliar to settlers arriving from Europe. One crop, maize, had been cultivated for many millennia here in North America. Planted along with beans and squash in low heaps of soil, maize was the third of “three sisters”. Today, we know maize as corn. When grown together, these sister plants support each other as they mature with an affinity for each other that only sisters understand. Although much Canadian whisky is now made from corn, that wasn’t always the case. “Small grains,” especially wheat, dominated settlers’ fields, and these were used to make whisky. Those early settlers grew small grains for a simple reason: Tradition. They preferred crops that were familiar, planting seeds they had brought with them from their homelands. Although the aboriginal population saw corn as valuable food, that’s not BOUNDER MAGAZINE new ’ how farmers saw it. They considered European grains more productive and those early farmers began, first by growing rye grain because it thrived in poorly cultivated or recently broken soil. Rye grew tall and was easy to harvest by hand. As soon as rough land became tilled fields, farmers would switch from rye to wheat. Wheat meant flour and familiar “old-country” bread-making. Most importantly for this story, the high starch content of the wheat meant it was easily fermented into beer and distilled into whisky. Joshua Booth was one of those early farmers. He was a miller and a politician and he lived at Lot No. 40 near Millhaven, Ontario. He also made whisky. Seven generations later, his greatgreat-great-great grandnephew, D. Michael Booth — a Hiram Walker distiller — revived this family tradition with a whisky he aptly named Lot No. 40. Strictly speaking, Booth (the Younger) did not follow a family recipe that had been passed down through the generations. In Booth Senior’s day, whisky was made from whatever grain was leftover after milling for flour, and that changed from harvest to harvest. Instead Booth (the Younger) looked back over Millhaven’s farming history and re-created an all-rye whisky, one that now plays its part in what is called today’s rye renaissance. Earlier this year, Whisky Advocate named it the best Canadian whisky of 2012. Unlike much of Canadian whisky today, Lot No. 40 contains no corn or wheat, but is made entirely from rye – 90% rye grain and 10% rye malt. www.bounder.ca Rye is a misunderstood whisky grain and although it is incredibly easy to grow, it is difficult to distill. It contains little starch and produces small amounts of alcohol. It is rich in proteins, and very, very sticky to work with. But it is bursting with flavour, as anyone who has ever tasted rye bread will tell you. Since it contains little gluten, rye flour is typically mixed with wheat flour when making bread. Perhaps this is where Canadian distillers got the idea to add a small amount of spicy rye to wheat whisky to boost its flavour. The resulting whisky packed more flavour than common wheat whisky and became an immediate favourite. Customers began asking for “rye” – wheat whisky with a small amount of rye grain added. Eventually, “rye” became the Canadian word for whisky. Today, new micro-distilleries are springing up across Canada, many hoping to revive the “tradition” of all-rye Canadian whisky. But it’s a tradition that was very short lived. Back then, once they had a good supply of wheat, distillers stopped using rye, except in small amounts as flavouring. Still, Mike Booth (the Younger), a distiller with years of experience behind him, chose rye, the first grain grown on newly cultivated land, to re-create the whisky his ancestors enjoyed. Distilled in the very unmicro, 12,000-litre copper pot still at Hiram Walker distillery, it is a stunning success. Rye spirits can be very spicy as you might expect, exuding sweet floral tones found in no other spirit. As hard as slate and as hot as chili peppers, a little rye spirit goes a long way. It is simply lovely stuff in the hands of a master distiller and D. Michael Booth is a master distiller. Lot No. 40 is one of the best examples of all-rye whisky available today. If you try it: On the nose you’ll first sense Christmas candy, dark fruits, sour rye bread, and hints of pickles, in a wagon load of dry hay. www.bounder.ca continued on page 57 BOUNDER MAGAZINE 55 What’s Been Happening 3 2 1 4 5 7 6 1. The Cruise nights are in full swing and Bounder plans to hit them all at least once this summer. This shot was taken at the opening night of the Kanata Cruise Night. 2. Another sold-out night at the Annual Ducks Unlimited Banquet and Auction in Arnprior. As usual, I spent way too much money, but hey… it’s for a good cause. 3. It was a great crowd that visited the Valley Sportsman Show this year in Carp. There were lots of deals. This should be a must-visit if you are looking for hunting and fishing stuff. 4. Wanda Clarke and company did a great job of organizing a fundraiser for the Make A Wish Foundation. A sold-out crowd gathered at Irish Hills Golf and Country Club to hear live entertainment by 56 BOUNDER MAGAZINE Mick Armitage and Gail Gavin. Mark Papousek was the MC. 5. Throw in a couple of Batmobiles and a hundred Classic cars and you’re at the first Ottawa Classic and Custom Car Show at the Earnst and Young Centre. I suspect this will become an annual event. 6. Bounder hauled our Event Trailer out to Brian’s 8th Annual Show and Shine, which raised more than $5,000 to support the Motorcycle Ride For Dad. 7. DAWG FM and Class Axe Guitars were getting geared up for the Annual Calabogie Blues and Ribfest and the first ever Calabogie Country Music Festival with a gathering at Calabogie Peaks Resort and Conference Centre. The ribs were excellent − and the bike ride was great. www.bounder.ca ARCHIVES WHISKEY give to the Archives or loan to us for purposes of the exhibit. We’re really looking for those personal connections: things like local bands that began in Ottawa and went elsewhere to become far more famous, or the bands that were here and stayed here and made their entire careers here.” So the call is out to Ottawa Rock fans to share the memories. If you have something to bring to Paul’s and Glenn’s attention − posters, tickets, photos or just recollections, you can call 613-580-2857, e-mail archives@ottawa.ca, or visit the City of Ottawa on Facebook and click through to the Ottawa Archives. “Ottawa Rocks” is a long-overdue tribute to the talent of Ottawa musicians and the great musical moments that are forever etched in our memories. Sweet, fruity acetone soars into muddy earth tones. Roasted rye surges forward bringing with it waves of bitter rye bread and gorgeous farmy aromas. When savoured, Lot 40 starts out with hot cinnamon hearts, cloves and sizzling ginger, then searing pepper, sweet and sour sauce and delicately bitter rye bread. The peppery warmth sets your lips and tongue afire as rich dark fruit flavours return. Tart grapefruit, hints of oak, bitter citrus pith and sweet mandarins bring it to a long and lingering finish that finally washes away on a tsunami of sour rye bread. Wonderful. Joshua Booth, you never met your seven-generationsremoved nephew, but you can certainly be proud of him and Lot No. 40, the whisky he created in your memory. The exhibit runs from mid-October to December in Gallery 112 of the new City of Ottawa Archives, James Bartleman Centre, 100 Tallwood Dr. at the corner of Woodroffe. Davin de Kergommeaux is the author of the awardwinning book Canadian Whisky: The Portable Expert published in May 2012 by McClelland and Stewart. continued from page 49 continued from page 55 A Familyittyradition of qual Bryant is excited to introduce the 233 X. New aggressive styling and a spacious walkabout interior design with observer seat, it’s the perfect Watersports boat. With optional forward tower and ballast package, it’s got everything for the most demanding boarders. Rear facing seats on the stern are just the ticket for relaxing when stopped. If you’re looking for a top shelf Watersports machine with Bryant quality, the 233 X is your boat. Kemptville 613.258.2325 Only 20 minutes South of Bayshore on Hwy #416 www.bounder.ca www.piratecovemarina.com BOUNDER MAGAZINE 57 ULTIMATE GARAGE Working in comfort By BRIAN WARREN 58 BOUNDER MAGAZINE So we went looking for our next garage to feature, and sure enough, Al Gauvin, owner of Garage Guyz, suggested a recent job he had done for one of his clients. Well, off Todd Langille and I went to check it out. Todd Langille is Bounder’s photographer. We met Larry Naciuk, who was tinkering in his garage and knew this was worthy of a featured article. The inside was immaculate, with a beautiful floor and steel trim. The back wall was lined with Hayley cabinets. Even the stairs to the inside of Larry’s home were fabricated steel. Larry has lived in his home for three years. He made a deal with his wife that if he re-did the laundry room, he could invest in his garage. The insulated doors allow him to run a portable heater and dehumidifier to create a comfortable environment so he can work www.bounder.ca Your GARAGE DOOR and OPERATOR Supplier on his bike. Oh yes. The bike. We admired his 2006 Harley Davidson Ultra Classic that has seen a lot of country but still looks brand new. We spent the rest of our visit talking about trips to the east coast and doing the tail of the dragon. Thanks, Larry. See you at the Ride for Dad. Larry receives a case of Brad Penn Oil, courtesy of W.O. Stinson & Son Ltd., for letting Bounder feature his Ultimate Garage. www.bounder.ca RESIDENTIAL • COMMERCIAL • INDUSTRIAL All makes of garage doors, automatic operators, security gates, retractable awnings and automatic handicap access doors 14 Consecutive years 860 Boyd Avenue 613-798-4444 Fax: 613-798-2187 www.garagedoors-direct.com FREE ESTIMATES 24 HOUR EMERGENCY SERVICE BOUNDER MAGAZINE 59 Back to the track 2014 Camaro Z/28 returns! By ART STEVENS Car enthusiasts world-wide were pleasantly surprised in April when Chevrolet unexpectedly introduced the Camaro Z/28 for the 2014 model year at the New York City Auto Show. The Z/28 was first introduced in 1967 to compete in the Sports Car Club of American’s Trans-Am 2 class. Originally designed for road racing, the 2014 Z/28 continues the same lineage. The list of design and technological innovations for the Z/28 is longer than this article will allow. Here a just a few of the many highlights: 60 BOUNDER MAGAZINE Powertrain While there are many powerful engines currently in the Camaro line-up, Chevrolet chose to power the 2014 Z/28 with a handassemble LS7 (7 litre – 427 cu. inch) engine, providing an unconfirmed 500+ horsepower rating, making this engine the most-powerful normally aspirated regular production small block V8. Chevrolet advises that the engine achieves a 7,000 rpm redline due to the highest quality parts and precision assembly. Their use of lightweight components such as titanium intake valves and connecting rods with a forged-steel crankshaft make for an incredibly strong engine. A standard 10.5 quart, dry-sump oiling system delivers pressurized oil from an external reservoir so vital components are lubricated under high-g driving. Another liquid-to-liquid system is used to cool the transmission and the differential. The six speed TREMEC TR6060 manual gearbox with a 5.1:1-ratio shortthrow shifter with a tire melting 3.91:1 finaldrive ratio is the only available transmission. Automatic transmission cannot be ordered. www.bounder.ca CERTIFIED PRE-OWNED 375 McNeely Ave. Carleton Place VIC BENNETT The rear wheels get the power via a limited-slip differential. The differential features a helical gear set rather than traditional clutch packs. The gear set continuously adjusts torque bias to allow Z/28 drivers to apply more power to get through corners faster. The differential coupled with the Performance Traction Management (PTM) system, drivers can adjust the amount of throttle and brake activity to match their individual driving abilities and driving environment, essentially making PTM custom to each driving situation. it’s truly BETTER at BENNETT’S 613.257.2432 www.vicbennettmotors.com Body 2014 Camaro Z/28 design of the exterior takes its styling cues from the original legend while incorporating today’s design and technology elements. The ‘Z’s racing pedigree provided styling influences that make the 2014 Z/28 trackready with aerodynamic treatments designed to produce downforce — specifically at track speeds. Camaro designers have created a large splitter, which connects to an underbody panel to reduce lift. Front and rear wheel fender flares and extended rocker panels contribute to aerodynamic stability. Z/28 also has an aggressive rear spoiler and functional diffuser to complete the fully integrated aerodynamic package. Interior The 2014 Z/28 is equipped with all-new driver and front passenger racing seats designed by RECARO. www.bounder.ca continued on page 63 BOUNDER MAGAZINE 61 SWITZERLAND continued from page 21 bridge overlooking the river, but we didn’t get there this time. We deviated onto the Old Kingston Road, just because it was there, and what a ride that turned out to be! I thought, now THIS is the road that all we backroaders are searching for, with its twists and turns, hills and valleys − all in a leafy tunnel of trees (and smooth pavement to boot). We ended up back onto the highway east of Portland, and so kept going west. Then we strayed off Hwy 15 at Crosby (a.k.a. Hwy 42) heading toward Newboro. On the way we stopped at Old World Country Antiques to look at their vintage stuff. They also have gardens and chickens. I don’t know anything about chickens, but I was learning some great stuff when my friend dragged me away again with that persistent “We gotta get going”. I love the view of Westport when you sweep around a giant curve overlooking the lake. I was anticipating a visit to the bakery, but we never got there. After that great ride down the Old Kingston Road, the Perth Road (a.k.a. Hwy10) just reached out and grabbed us for a great meander down to Bedford Mills. The view of the old mill from the bridge is so spectacular that we just had to pull off and investigate, and guess what we found? Yes! A storybook old white church, Buttermilk Falls and the grist mill − and also an old Indian motorcycle and a 1940s Ford V8 truck, both of which were obviously still in working condition. Wow. These folks appear to have it all: a piece of heaven and great toys to play with. It makes you smile and feel happy for them. Back on the road again, and just past Buck Lake (I wonder what the fishing is like!) we found the Opinicon Rd. Again we lucked in on a great touring road, a real rollercoaster ride through the smell of the pines, fresh air and the sound of the tarmac. This quest brought us back to Chaffeys Lock, another storybook destination, in the shade of the old Opinicon Resort Hotel. All too soon we were back on Hwy 15 and home. This was a classic back-roads tour. We found a great train museum, a great diner and wonderful people. The roads we stumbled onto were incredible − and well worth a couple of return visits. 613-822-4749 FOR ALL YOUR BACKYARD Summer NEEDS! 613-822-4749 Planned or not… just call! 671 River Rd., Ottawa Store Hours: Mon. to Sun. 8am. - 10pm. Grocery • Produce • Bakery • Deli • Primacy Medical • Vineyards Estate Wines • Pharmacy • Goodlife-women • Joe Fresh • Entertainment platters • Custom gift baskets 62 BOUNDER MAGAZINE www.bounder.ca CAMARO continued from pg 61 The seat bolsters are aggressive in design to ensure both passenger and driver remain firmly planted, even in highenergy driving situations. (The Z/28 is capable of 1.05 g in cornering acceleration and 1.5 g in deceleration. It’s important to “stay seated” during the performance!) A flat-bottom steering wheel opens provides leg room when entering and exiting the driver’s seat, as well as provides room for quicker heel/toe shifting. A short-throw shifter allows for rapid, confident shifting. Chassis The 2014 Camaro Z/28 is equipped with massive Pirelli PZero® Trofeo R 305/30ZR19 tires. The 500+ ponies are slowed using Brembo Carbon Ceramic Matrix™ rotors and fixed, monoblock calipers. The gigantic 394x36 mm front rotors use 6-piston calipers, while the 390x32 mm rear rotors are paired with 4-piston calipers. Chevy engineers say that compared to similarsize, 2-piece steel rotors, the lightweight and large carbon calipers save 22 pounds, while encouraging impressive stopping power and heat toleration, which is what’s required for track usage. General Motors claims Camaro Z/28 is one of the first production cars featuring race-proven, spoolvalve dampers. The spool-valve damper allows four-way adjustment to precisely tune both bump and rebound settings for high-speed and low-speed wheel motions. The wider tuning range dramatically increases the damper stiffness on Camaro Z/28 AUTO GLASS without significantly impacting ride • Auto Glass Replacement • Windshield Repair quality.” Weight watching Some automotive journalists have reported that Chevrolet engineers were put on a mission to have the new Z/28 shed pounds in all possible areas. In addition to the previously mentioned 22 lb. weight saving in the brake design, the 2014 Z/28’s 19-inch wheels save 42 lbs. over the 20-inch wheels found on the Camaro SS and ZL1 models. Additional weight savings were found by the elimination of the tire inflation kit, trunk carpeting, fog lights and removal of some sound deadening materials. The rear glass is slightly thinner than all other Camaros, and the Z/28’s battery is a lightweight model. The stereo has been removed with only a single speaker remaining in order to provide www.bounder.ca the seat-belt reminder chime. Changes to the materials in the back seat and elimination of the back seat “pass through” feature shed an additional 9 pounds of weight. These changes have the 2014 Camaro Z/28 weighing 300 lbs. less than the ZL1 and 40 pounds lighter than the Camaro SS equipped with a manual transmission. All indications are that the 2014 Chevrolet Camaro Z/28 will require a serious test drive for drivers with a passion to return to the days of the true track-bred performers. Pricing of the 2014 Camaro Z/28 is yet to be determined, with delivery to dealer showrooms scheduled for this Fall. The vehicle manufacturer provided some of the information contained in this article. Art Stevens is a car enthusiast who markets numerous brands of vehicles on behalf of local dealerships. WINDOW TINTING • Window Tinting • Insurance Claims • Securi-Clear Warranty • Aquapel • Mobile Service ELECTRONIC • Theft Protection • Remote Starters • Audio/Video Systems • Reverse Sensing and Cameras • Cruise Control • Bluetooth® Systems DETAILING • Interior Detailing • Exterior Detailing • Paint and Fabric Protection • Z-Shield® • Fabric Protection/Leather Conditioning • Headlight Restoration ACCESSORIES • Car Accessories • Trailer Hitches • Truck Accessories PROTECTION • Rust Protection • Annual Renewal Servcies Program • Penetr-Oil® • Undercoating • Sound Barrier WWW.UNIGLASSPLUSZIEBART.COM 1485 St. Laurent Blvd. Ottawa, Ontario K1G 3Z9 613.745.5050 1754 Carling Ave. Ottawa, Ontario K2A 1E1 613.729.4766 BOUNDER MAGAZINE 63 memories Vintage bikes bring back the By FRANCIE HEALY 64 BOUNDER MAGAZINE When you ask Fred Kolman why he loves vintage motorcycles, he laughs. “It’s a disease,” he says. Motorcycles have been part of his life for more than 40 years. They were such a passion in his youth that they eventually became a successful business. Fred owns Wheelsport on Youville Drive in Orleans. His son, Jim, has taken over the reins. Fred is understandably pleased about that. “I’ve put in my time,” he says. Leaving things to Jim allows Fred to concentrate on his huge collection of vintage bikes. There’s a large selection on display in Wheelsport; Jim stores about 100 more at his place. Fred did a lot of racing when he was younger: iceracing, road-racing, motocross. “In my day we did all of that all the time,” he says. Now he rides every chance he can. At the moment, his favourite vintage bike is a single-cylinder1982 Honda 500 FT. He especially likes it because it has a push-button start. (“Old bikes are hard to start,” he explains. “The kickback can really hurt.”) He went for his first ride of the season on May 1. “I like getting out in the country to smell the clover and cowshit,” he says. He especially likes riding in Quebec www.bounder.ca because of its terrain. Calabogie is another favourite with its hills and curved roads. He says it’s amazing how much attention his vintage bikes get at the store. People who come to see them are usually 50 or older. All of them are riders. “The bikes bring back memories of the 50s and 60s,” he says. “They remember the old ones.” Fred is an accomplished mechanic. He says he’s the oldest mechanic of vintage motorcycles in Ottawa. His license goes back more than 40 years ago to 1972, so he knows his stuff. He likes working on older bikes because they’re easier than the new ones, which require as much technology as anything else. Naturally, he’s an expert at evaluating vintage motorcycles. He belongs to the Canadian Vintage Motorcycle Group (CVMG) and likes meeting other members for breakfast every Sunday. www.bounder.ca He also goes to a lot of motorcycle shows. He just returned from Florida where he entered some of his vintage bikes in a show at Dania Beach near Fort Lauderdale. Out of 289 entries, his ice racer came in first. His 1956 Ariel Square Four won first in the British Class. And on top of that, he came home with a trophy for coming from the furthest distance. He’ll be attending two CVMG motorcycle events in the area this summer: On June 6, at Oxford Mills [613-435-0278 for info] and on Aug. 18 at the Billings Estate, Ottawa [613-746-7113 for info]. What does he like about riding? “A car, you drive it,” he says. “A motorcycle, you ride it. You can feel the engine, the power, the shifting, the road, the curves. A sportscar might come close, but it’s still not the same. There’s no feeling like it.” BOUNDER MAGAZINE 65 Classic Wings History and happiness at By FRANCIE HEALY If you’re looking for Bob Hanson, look up. Chances are he’ll be flying overhead in his red helicopter. Or his World War II fighter jet. Or Eisenhower’s personal Airforce One. Or the plane that once belonged to Fidel Castro. This is a guy who started flying when he was 43, learned astoundingly fast, and three years later had some of the world’s most beautiful and historic flying machines. Even better, he shares them. These magnificent vintage planes aren’t tucked away in some museum. They’re at Russ Beach Airport near Smiths Falls where, if you request it, you can see them up close and personal. “There’s no place you can go in Canada,” he says, “where you can put a helmet on a kid and let him sit in a fighter jet.” Bob calls his personal collection Classic Wings, and he wants others to enjoy them. “The whole idea is to promote aviation for kids,” he says. And, he adds, this is simply “a fun place” − a fun place with very special, very, rare, aircraft. Children’s and church groups often use it for events. Recently 36 kids from China paid a visit. Bob was looking forward to welcoming a Brockville air cadets group in June − about 40 or 50 kids who would be treated to a big barbecue and, given enough pilots on hand, airplane rides and an aerobatic show. “There were about 10 different events here last year,” he says. The planes are living, flying, functioning bits of history. There are 17 of them dating from 1939 to the 1990s. Two are fighter jets: one from Russia, one from Czechoslovakia. There are planes that flew during WWII, and there are wartime training planes. They are all magnificently restored in their original colours. They’re 66 BOUNDER MAGAZINE www.bounder.ca polished and gleaming. They live in a 15,000 sq. ft. heated and spotless hangar that Bob built about three years ago. He usually buys the aircraft already restored, but there have been a few found in raw shape that needed hours and hours of tender loving care to bring them back to their original glory. Many of Bob’s friends are professional pilots. Some are among the best aerobatic pilots in the country. Some are retired Air Canada captains. Some just love planes and like being involved in whatever way they can. They all volunteer to keep the planes in perfect working order and appearance. The planes are flown regularly. (The jet fighters aren’t taken up as often as the others because it costs about $1,000 for an hour of fuel; but still, they get their time in the sky.) The red helicopter is up in the air every day because Bob flies it to work and back. He has his own “backyard” airstrip at his home between Portland and Smiths Falls. He calls it The Red Neck Air Force. He doesn’t just go out and buy airplanes. He spends long hours researching them. He never buys anything sight unseen. And the aircraft has to have its paperwork in order. “Airplanes, like people, have a history,” he says. “If the documentation isn’t exactly right they’re not worth anything and shouldn’t be flown.” His planes have www.bounder.ca every single piece of paper from the time they were built, often right back to the 30s and 40s. He’s a stickler for safety. He says it’s his number one criteria. Despite his relatively short flying career (he’s 51 now), he’s a rare bird in that he’s qualified to fly fighter jets, aerobatic airplanes and helicopters. His “bug” for flying actually started when he was a child helping his father build airplanes in his garage. “I always wanted to fly,” he says, “but I was too busy with sports, school and then business.” The owner of Cordking of Canada (firewood processors) among other businesses, he’s still busy. But it’s the planes that keep him focused and stress-free. Up in the air there are no cell phones, no business people, no one to bother him. “This is a happy place to be,” he says. “After a busy day it’s nice to get to somewhere where it’s quiet, pull out an aircraft and go flying.” www.bellscornersbia.ca BOUNDER MAGAZINE 67 MOTORCYCLE LISTING JUNE 1, 2013 Ottawa Ride for Dad Canadian Aviation and Space Museum Registration 7:00 a.m. to 8:15 a.m. Ride Leaves at 8:30 a.m. sharp See website for more info including pre-registration: www.motorcycleridefordad.org JUNE 9, 2013 7th Annual Motorcycle Show and Swap Meet Sponsored by Hotel Ladysmith, Ladysmith, Quebec Registration by 11:00 a.m. – Free Admission – Vendors Welcome 2144 Route 303 (half way between Shawville & Otter Lake) For info call Hotel Ladysmith 819647-6797 or Stu McFarlane 819712-3889 (smacfarlane@bellnet.ca) JUNE 14, 2013 Ride for Sight Departing from Ottawa Goodtime Centre 8:30am sharp Demo rides, HD draw, field games, live music (headliner is Big Sugar), vendors and more Info: bert@blackbirdpcd.com Web: http://www.rideforsight.com/ central_ontario.php Or on Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/home. php#!/groups/219330364870197/ 68 BOUNDER MAGAZINE JUNE 22, 2013 2nd Annual Ride for Rett Syndrome Registration will take place at CFB Kingston Thompson Drill Hall. $10.00 per Bike and donations will be graciously accepted. All registration and donation monies will be given to ORSA (Ontario Rett Syndrome Association). Registration timings will be 0830-0930 am, with kick stands up at 1000 am. More info at: www.cav.ca JUNE 23, 2013 Merrickville Motorcycle Show 10:00 am. To 5:00 p.m. – Free Admission BBQ, Live Entertainment Vendors Proceeds to CHEO Telethon www.mvmcshow.com JULY 6, 2013 2nd Annual SD&G Hwy 43 Memorial Ride Morrisburg, ON (map) Operation Leave the Streets Behind (Royal Canadian Legion Initiative) donations to “Homeless Veterans Assistance Fund”. Help Us Help our Vets Help Themselves. More details to come at www.cav.ca JULY 7, 2013 Annual Canadian Vintage Motorcycle Group Rally – Ottawa Sector Oxford Mills (near Kemptville) 9:30 a.m. start. Admission $5.00 (Includes charitable donation - proceeds go to Camp Quality),Motorcycle exhibitors free (motorcycles 16+ years), accompanied Children under 12 admitted free and Vendors and Swap Meet Participants Free Refreshments/ Food on site. For more details check out: www.cvmg.ca JULY 7, 2013 The 2nd Annual Steering Towards Hope Poker Run will bring car and motorcycle enthusiasts together for a day of fun while raising funds for the Kidney Foundation of Canada at Walter Baker Park. In addition to the Poker Run and show ‘n’ shine there will be merchandise vendors and live entertainment. Please check website for details: www. steeringtowardshope.ca JULY 13, 2013 Law Enforcement Torch Ride Registration Ottawa University 8:00 – 9:30 a.m. Departs at 10:00 a.m. sharp. Details available at: www. torchrideontario.com AUGUST 3-4, 2013 ICROSS-CAV Rally Motorcycle Perth Pre-registration before July 15th: www.thecav.ca Meet and Greet www.bounder.ca HOTSEAT continued from page 33 picture taken with Lord Stanley’s Cup. At least 400 people paid a small fee to Make a Wish to have that memory. Longtime friend, Leon Switzer of Total Photo (www.totalphoto.ca), took the shots. Over the last few years, I have had the opportunity to befriend Senators’ General Manager MOTORCYCLE LISTINGS Saturday evening, with registration. Sunday morning raising the CAV flag ceremony at Town Hall in Perth to start our Fundraising event. Visit to the local Vet. Cemetery 250km poker run. Included is a sit-down meal with local entertainment. AUGUST 18, 2013 The Billings Estate Museum Vintage Motorcycle Show 2100 Cabot Street off Pleasant Park Road – City of Ottawa with Canadian Vintage Motorcycles (www.cvmg.ca) 9:00 a.m. to 4:00 p.m. SEPTEMBER 7-8, 2013 Old Bastards Vintage Motorcycle Rally Lower Beverley Lake Park, Delta, Ontario www.oldbastards.ca www.bounder.ca Brian Murray and head of player development, Randy Lee. The two of them have provided some great guests and awesome conversations. I just love the way Brian and Randy don’t mind telling it like it is. When a player is not playing well, Brian is not afraid to tell the truth and usually follows through with action. SEPTEMBER 8, 2013 Guide Dog Run Motorcycle Ride Hosted by the Ottawa River Riders 200-km ride through Eastern Ontario to raise funds towards the training of guide dogs. Registration is from 9:00-10:30. Depart on your own or as part of guided rides leaving at 9:30 and 10:00am. After the ride, stay for a barbecue, prizes, and a walk through the kennels to meet some dogs. Registration is $15 per rider, which is paid on-site. Call us for more information at 613-692-7777 or visit www.ottawariverriders.ca SEPTEMBER 14, 2013 Cruise Don’t Bruise – Bikers Against Violence Beacon Hill Shopping Centre 2339 Ogilvie Road – at 9:00 a.m. To register call: 613-741-6025 or visit the website: www.eorc-creo. ca Randy Lee is really versed on the new players that have been drafted by the Senators, and he talks about who to watch and what to expect. He also looks after the salary cap situation, and does a lot of juggling to have these players on the ice. My very last Hotseat was supposed to be on Good Friday this year. But I was asked to do one more on April 26. It was an honour to have in attendance Rachel Homan − the current Canadian Women’s curling Champion and world bronze medalist − and her team. The women were outstanding. They were a lot of fun and passed along some great curling knowledge. I can tell you there were people there who are going to take up this interesting team sport because of their attendance. All in all, my 21 years of being the host of the Hotseat at the Kanata Sports Club has been a wonderful experience for me, from doing interviews with these stars to learning a lot as well. I am grateful to the management of the sports club, starting with Lorne Weatherall, the current president, for allowing me to gain that knowledge and have a hell of a lot of fun at the same time. I am also grateful to Liam McGuire, who would fill in as a host when I was away. He always provided great guests. I did some math since Wayne Pilon and I had that talk. It looks as though I have had approximately 420 Caesars at 12 noon on Friday for the last 21 years from November until April; and − the really scary part − about 1680 draft beers. And I’m still around to talk about it. The Kanata Sports Club will remain my favourite watering hole for many years to come, as I give back to them for allowing me the honour of hosting the Hotseat for the past 21 years. BOUNDER MAGAZINE 69 ONE MINUTE MOORE RANDALL MOORE Turn the tables, and THEN what? One of my childhood friends in Prescott was raised by his father. I never met his mother and he didn’t talk about her − ever − though I heard she lived just a few miles away. One day my friend couldn’t come out to play. I later heard it was because his mother was coming to town and they were worried she might “take” him. Take him? Where and for how long? I was young. The word “abduction” didn’t register. Abduction. I was thinking about my old friend while I was reading the story about Patricia O’Bryne, who abducted and concealed her daughter for 18 years. 1993: That’s when O’Bryne signed a custody order with her estranged partner, Joe Chisholm, giving him generous access to their three-year-old daughter. Days later she took off, mother did, with their daughter, first to South Carolina, then Ireland, where she hid out. Mr. Chisholm never stopped searching for his little girl. Finally, his ex and daughter were found living in Victoria, B.C. Eighteen years later! Daughter grew up knowing nothing about her dad, whom a judge described as a fine human being who would have made a remarkable father. Would have. Why did the mother take off? Something about being sexually molested as a child and worried that Mr. Chisholm would hire male babysitters who might sexually their daughter. Great excuse. Whatever works. And it works a lot. Of the several hundred children abducted each year in Canada, most are by their mothers, and most get what amounts to a slap on the wrist. As I said, it works. House arrest and probation. That’s what Ms. O’Bryne received for abducting a child. Concealing a child from her father for 18 years. Would the sentence be the same if it was a father abducting a child? A rhetorical question, my friends. You can hear Randall every morning on CHEZ 106. 70 BOUNDER MAGAZINE www.bounder.ca www.bounder.ca BOUNDER MAGAZINE 71 72 BOUNDER MAGAZINE www.bounder.ca