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11,1995
Wednesday, January
•
Issue Seventeen
•
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It's
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As
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"we
beat Team Canada."
just shouldn't be able
naked
this week:
Actually,
volleyball,
vice
opt-out?
to
we
matters
to
basketball,
hockey,
back
the
it
on
the
of
Duo.
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need
only
their
some
weekly
may
compliters? Like the idea? Apparently
so
there
must
be
fix
make you feel all
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to the head.
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wrote
that
worth
see
him
coming
the editorial this week
saying
our
it
as
generation.
I
you read it.
Please keep those letters coming. Don't be shy.
is all abuzz with
open
was
on
election
day,
the school
excitement. The turnout often
to
the
Cordies
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few
screaming
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movies of the first
came
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debating the top
half of
with this week's feature.
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complete with illustrations from
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biggest
ence
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and fitness.
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game
to
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one
in
at
for
of
the
few of
a
Glenn Anderson
out,
one
as
was
a
Hawk
by
for
the
UW/WLU
nice stop
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were
at
downward slide
steady
a
third
period
side,
one
l)eing
out
After
ever
game
anyone
in
Canada's Keli
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a
is what
elite levels
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Rice. The
was
the
it
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easily
the
However,
his
was
home
despite
must
the
it
Corpse,
very
lake
sport.
play
to
for
Except
is
unlikely
will
NHLers,
the best
good
one
could
for Canada
players
two
like this,
watching
become full-time
from
ers
this
Rice,
was
seeing
appreciate
at
the
the
of work since October.
that
thing
was
once
whose work ethic
player
impressive
was
On
started.
at
while
start,
they simply outclassed
home side
player.
on
Maple
and for-
of those vacated
Schnare with
NI ILer Steve
fast
as
of
IJW/WLU skating
the Canadian
absence
guns.
end
as
the
guys
hit
every
the
at
Team Canada
Canada
though
as
yet
play-
university
teams.
for
Scoring
Mike
Canada
Maneluk and J.F.
were
Corpse,
Jomphe, each
9
night
Feature
12
a
was
15
Entertainment
19
penalty
22
but
Kunst
going
off the
sent
worse
scored
23
cut
short
Team Canada
Sports
Classifieds
the
as
away
while the game
close,
blowout to
Hartford Whaler
signed
best
Neu Studenten
had
one
was
turned away
was
striking
Opinion
on
either
relatively
an
former OMLer Jamie Leach,
Playing
loud
News
the home side,
to
break
Waterloo
disappointing
Flaying
goalie Jeff
in Wilfs
We
shot
good
a
"end"
the
was
who
polls...hee. hee.
last week, don't be alarmed.
Popovitch gives
The
Canadian World Junior Yannick
Dube.
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this decade, and
of the
the 18:00 mark of the first.
heard
get
Team
only
our
sitting this
mer
feature
If you
the
turned the
puck dribbled off his stick.
ice
Leaf farm hand Guy Leveque
reaches 99%, except for the few weak who can't
themselves
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our
wrts
Canada's
thousands of
their candidates. Then
drag
on
Later in
Mervyn.
period, John Spoltore
and scored
blue line.
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right, folks...stu-
attract
by Jason
the
some
seemed
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of democracy and
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people,
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minutes
nature
Rec
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with
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opinions
three
game,
the
on
surface
smut, this week the Duo will
buddy.
frustration, how about those grades
12000 of you tried, it out,
typical
quite entertaining.
was
Dynamic
veiy
Speaking
nice slop
fast pace of the inter-
Welcome
non-ser-
me,
game
than the
was
Team Canada
Despite
they say. That
bucks,
six
goalie Andrew
a
making
on
go
the second,
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contest,
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entertainment
Why the hell
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our
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find
denial).
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a
some
get
VW/WLV
out
OUAA
sports
in
lost
the
To
look
since it's the end of mind-
Srinson
the
on
seemed
Waterloo.
be
to
out
didn't
though
as
beat
not
Team Canada, but
prez of
Monday
Complex.
hockey
into
saving grace, "It's CHOW-
laughs,
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pro sports.
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out
may
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ice.
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when he
member
to
was
match
the showers
early,
Team Canada also
while the
home side
was
a
a
a
Mark
Kaufman
Mike
Crawford
single.
Schnare,
and
while
pair,
UW's
Wl.U's
Joe
1 larris
were
in
net
for
the home side.
Canada outshot IJW/WLU 36-15.
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Last
this Health Plan is
period.
extremely surprised
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says,
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gets
around here."
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to
time
indicates that
its way
on
that
stu-
The first
the busiest
usually
about
All
the old
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was
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dents would be
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claims which
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for the first quarter
is
the
financial
the loss ratio
quarter
premium
for
claims
paid
51%.
plan,
to sure
success.
McCormick also claims that with
Laurier
RWAM,
has
gained
cost
control, without denying quality and
flexibility
most
Plan
the students.
to
for
next
likely
that
As
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it
the
inform
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expenditures
the $6000
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do mailouts
students of the
the
the
produced
has
for the Students' Union.
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and
RWAM
to
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for
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was
The administration fee is used
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budgeted
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undergraduates
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Scott
lacked
was
predicted
administration
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said
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another referendum
McCormick said
RWAM,
altogether,
am
$6.00
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dis-
plan,
opt-out
Health Plan
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new
the
$6.00 administration
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cost
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when RWAM
either cancel
being
are
too
expected
positions
additional
even
administration
cost
orga-
hastily.
add
extra
officials
opinion
Laurier students
the Plan.
This
his
News
opted-out,
those that
In
nized the referendum question
the
Health Care Plan,
fee.
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will raise
cost
bill,
years
it
the Student
still
is
Health
approximately
4
5 %, the Union's "natural increase
or
''
question
Health
referendum should
Plan
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ed
the March
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phrased
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so
grads
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to
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As
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the
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of all student incidental fees
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Cable. Without it most people
would be lost, forced to watch the
two channels their rabbit ears pull
in.
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brain would finally shut down,
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channels, if you can spare the ten
seconds to scan the TV guide channel.
there isn't a Men's Television
Network, wake up. What do you
think The Nashville Network is? If
they can put a motor on it, you will
find them racing it on Sunday afterJl(X>ns.
The only silver lining, the only
saving grace, in all of these new
cared to health problems, or the
sexual encounters of older
women' 1V is becoming t<x> specialized. Besides, most of this programming can lx: found on other
"'' channels is the New Country
Network. Country videos. No
V..J.'s. Twenty-fc>ur hours a day. If
this isn't heaven, it's close. Don't
guys who are complaining that
wony t<x> much alx>ut the requisite
Canadian content. Unless of course
you don't like Blue Rodeo or
Michelle Wright. Then you're in
trouble.
The television revolution is in
full swing. One day S(XJI1, they tell
us, we will have over a hundred
channels at our fingertips. Every
facet of our lives will be represented on the boob tube. Great. That
means Saved by the Bell will be on
six times a day. And that's the view
from the farm h>r this week.
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inundated with images of pledge
drives and Polkar<X>.
I have known a few people who
did away with cable to save money,
and more impo11antly, to remove its
evil from their lives. Cable 'IV olkrs
just too much temptation for procrastinators. An essay due tomorrow, roller hockey on TSN, flip a
coin.
Until I moved to Waterloo I
never knew the \vonders of cable.
You see, it is just not financially feasible to supply cable to locations
milc:s from the city. I leek, ,,.c:·rc:
lucky we got hydro.
So the: cimices opc:n to us are
limited: satellite dish or antennas.
The dish would require us to sell a
few acres to pay for it, and once we
did ha,·c: it, \\'l' would han~ to give
hl<x>d to pay to have: the: channels
unscraml>lc:d.
So the Sloan homestead has
always had an antenna gracing its
southwest extc:rior. It ,,·asn·t t<X> had
f(>r us since we live: dose enough to
pick up Detroit and Cle\·eland stations. We couldn't get MuchMusic.
hut \\'e could see lots
killing on
the six o'clock nc:\\ s.
This p.tst Christmas, while
spending my holidays hack on the
farm, I came to appreciate how
much I dqx:nd on cable. Not only
for the wide selection of programming, but because of its oystal clear
reception. You see, due to high
winds, our aerial got out of whack.
We'd he watching a big football
game, it would he down to the final
few minutes, a key play, and
then .... the screen goes blue. 13lue!
Quick, change the station. Okay,
we got it. Great. A whole slew of
naked people just ran across the
field. And we missed it.
So I came hack to Waterloo
l<x>king fc>tward to watching cable
again. I was even more excited
when I learned that we were getting
seven new channels. Then I found
out what those: seven channels
wc:re.
It seems somebody out there
decided that there \\·as a n>id in our
livc:s. I low did we: exist h>r all these
\·ears without thc:sc: nuggeh' Take
<;howcase, f( >r example. This stat ion
\\til show rc:-n.m.s of old tele\ ision
shows, and mo,·ies.
This sounds good. excc:pt f(>r thl'
fau that a high percentage olthc:se
must he Canadian. <;o SIHl\YCtse
willlhg deep into that , ·ault of qualIty C.111adian programming and
come up \\ith classics like: Strc:et
Legal and the: Beachcombers. I'm
waiting for the Video Hits
marathon.
Bravo caters to the intellectual in
all of us, with hours of programming dedicated to perf(mning arts
like dance and opera. Things like
these were not meant to he on 1V
If you're cultured enough to enjoy
this stuff, you won't want to watch
it in your living nxm1 whil<.; scarfing
down a 1V dinner.
Just picture it: "No Geeves, you
do not have to bring the car
around. Tiffany and I will not he
attending the symphony tonight.
There is a spotlight on Mahler, and
then a new episode of Baywatch. It
will he a rousing g<xxltime".
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grunge rock, what kind
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really
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people
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popularity
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seventies
dancing
generally useless) items, the
pet
trendy little
frog,
a
a
the
favourite,
Chiasaurus.
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a
full ol
new
five
years
have
been chocked
and unusual elements which
aie
embedded in
our
now
culture.
the
re.
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greatest
trends
battling
of
hit
to
this
they
can't
get
together
the
talk
trend dominates
ings, the nights
a
sive
television
the
to
nineties
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film
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festivals,
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thirty
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dressed
you
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to
entire subculture.
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"grunge".
type
of
music;
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only
not
craze
more
tastes
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to
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much
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little
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suit
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and
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to
the wonders
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shoes
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elements of
the trend.
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bell
to
past,
and I
revolting
it,
coming,
next
as
certainly
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are
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destined
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blcxked
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learn
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by the people
the dream of
an
of
up
unknown time. What lies ahead
next
I
are
nightmarish
five years may be just
the
the thirties.
John
doing
decades ago.
we
say
or
The future conceived
to us
my
jumlx) jet
this decade
wreak havcx -
two
that
nineteen thirties
in the
in
and
suit
boltomly
experience
of their minds
conviction: "Disco
and
of
essence
flashing dance fkx>r.
always
the
you
realize
you
eternally ingrained
platform
see
however
when
wrong
to
powder blue
a
white three piece
a
who didn't
out
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is the
you. This
music have returned
ever
pierced
two
Depending
can
owners
style, another
always
has
Travolta
clothes
statement,
remember
flashes of Ixjll IxXtoms,
by
becoming
sedate and
enough
enough;
scary
collars,
from the
popularity.
kid
has,
Tattcxxs
proud
quite
you
just plain
are
wear.
in
a
tat-
prefer
reading
people
kid wearing
something's
and
image
most
lxxly
having
enough
and
as
people today
grown
that
leisure
associated
musicians
however this
of
expression
piercing".
Grunge
so
at
are
wasn't
g
some
the evils of the dreaded
convicts;
trend has
of
pictures
the decade for me,
in
most
captured with Dad's Polaroid.
today wouldn't be
lx.'ing wrapped
would
I
an
technology those days have been easily
grunger
your
tattcxxs
barely
that little
dramatically changed.
an
decade. However,
of your friends. The
nineties
hi
to
eighties
now
were
that
of
old
of all
in
thought
n
have
quite recently,
been
referred
that Aunt Zelda
that
this
wing
bikers,
the
an
those criss-
plaid.
you
If
can
wonder how
mini movie
late
can
with
eye
all
So,
scarves
dead without
lectured
night
set
the
of the year
venues
realize
I
most
five years.
Scotsman's
of this "never smug"
survived without this $39-95 miracle.
hosted by
you
blanket
of
forget.
to
past
tartan.
and
which
era
of
that picnic
trendy
unsuspecting
one
its
production
any
the relics
hack
for
popular
in
the
lowing has brought
giv-
run
shirts
sure
as
minute commercial
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12
instead
incredible
which
late
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to
treads
ground,
made of has become the
tear
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with
morn-
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a
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called
of
nineties.
most
form of
invention exclu-
infomercial.
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dreams
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unfamiliar
on
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controlled
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the
movement,
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best
show
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G
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culture
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While
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trend
bec
of
been
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whi
of
decade has
of society.
This
very
The past
areas
gave
Christmas.
by
spread
other
lias
means
half
uenct
Income
because
a
expression.
if
grew,
inl 1
crossed
each other in front of millions of viewers
trendy
a
popularity
murder
to
become
movement's
bring
who
for every-
however it
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the
experience
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cultural
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say,
places".
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recommended attire of the
shows
I
generation
younger
and
how shall
side of
a
saturated
ly
originally
was
as
alternative music,
the
show
auto
the
(it
the
to
own
which
Grunge,
characterized
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knick-knack.
keep
masses
do with the'
can
transvestite
lumberjacks
models
to
Friends
Psychic
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decade has its
gave
for
what lies in
out
one
talk
watch,
to
alien
be
eighties
and
much
the Pet Rock
brought
the
and
battleground
viewers
what
trendy
find
and inter-
new
yourself
or
through
so
up
and extension
by push-
the old
tulie giving
Facli
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just
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wonders of
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from household
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across
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shows
to
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for the lx?st ratings
burst
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of
Television has
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introducing
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hours (at $5
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of the "real
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foundations
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people
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the
of the authentic trends of the nineties.
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super fantastic world of the future
amazing
cross
Sunday
the nineteen thirties.
during
a
the
twenty-first
watching
of these
one
almost
of those
happy-go-lucky
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afternoons
Minutes.
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invest
can
you
Cord Features
oflegacy
leaving our children?
are we
DAVID POPOVICH
doing?
am
fifty
years
positive,
be far from dull.
were
though,
as
to
puzzling
those of
that it
will
Best of the big screen
Cordies review the picks and pans ofthe first halfofthe '90s
PHILL M KINZINGER,
GREG SLOAN, STEVE DOAK,
SCOTT STINSON,
INGRID NIELSEN,
MARK HEASLEY
CORD FEATURES
Natural Born Killers
Pulp Fiction
Quentin Tarantino has smacked the
peaceniks in the face, proving that
we crave violence and that nothing
delivers a message like the barrel of
a gun. Tarantino's genius is giving
statements on our society without
being didactic, although people talk
about them f(>r vveeks after seeing
the movie. He makes us laugh at
honur and society's aversion to it.
Natural Born Killers combines
Tarantino with Ollie Stone. Yeah, it's
blatant and sensationalistic, hut it
works, unified by Trent Reznor's
incredible soundtrack. The movie
gives new meaning to Leonard
Cohen and Rage Against the
Machine, and the best adrenaline
rush I've had in a long time. And it's
Woody!!!
In Pulp Fiction, it's the dialot,'1.IC
that catches you, from gourmet cot~
fcc to t(x>t massages to Ezekiel. It's
seeing Travolta dance again after all
these years. It's laughing at Marvin's
misfOitune. It's spending days figuring out how everything connects.
Thelma and Louise
Although some t<x>ls may classify this choice as a chick flick, this
movie is an excellent choice for
everyone. It is fast-paced, intelligent, and prof(>und. It is also one of
the few movies to ever star only
female protagonist:-. as main charac-
tcrs, and still achieve recognition
and box office success. While it is
not a feel-good movie, it is not a
man-hater film either. The plot is
honest, and at times, difficult to
watch due to the stark reality it
allcmpts to portray about our society, women's voice, and justice. As
for Susan Sarandon and Geena
Davis- brilliant.
Beauty and the Beast
In the past five years, Disney has
captured new heights of beauty and
art once thought impossible k>r animation. No film does this better
than their second blockbuster in
this new era, Beauty and the Beast.
The plot is rather progressive, and
inspiring as only Disney can he,
and the characters arc hilarious,
charming or evil. Being a huge
Disney fan for my entire life, I see
this new style of Disney not as
treacherous to the old Mouse, hut
as ftu1her validation of the magic of
Disney f(>r all ages. Beauty and the
Beast is animation at its fmest, and
Disney at its best.
Schindler's Ust
A brilliant i<x>k at Gcnnan war prot~
itccr Oskar Schindler, who saved
the lives of 1100 Jews during the
Holocaust by putting them to work
in his factory. Shot in black and
white save one memorable scene,
this film is completely absorbing
from start to finish; its running time
of a lillie over three hours flies by.
Liam Neeson gives an excellent performance as Schindler, while Ralph
Fiennes is absolutely chilling as a
Nazi commandant. llannihal Lccter
had nothing on this guy.
Boyz In The Hood
John Singleton's i<x>k at life in South
Central L.A. is disturbing in its realism. It is the story of two friends,
played by Cuba Gcx>ding Jr. and Ice
Cube, and how their different
upbringings lead them on different
paths. Solid acting all around,
including Larry Fishburne as
Gooding Jr.'s father. If you think
you have it rough, watch this
movie. You'll feel much better
alxmt your lot in life.
LA. Story
Many of you would probably be
inclined to ]XX>lqxx>h this masterpiece, hut it's actually more enlightening than reading the lle;u1 Sutra.
It's the best acting Steve Martin has
done to date. I lis life is believable
and identifiable. The soundtrack
plays a big part in the atmosphere.
The supJX>rting actors enhance the
frightening reality behind this
humourous examination of postmodern American society. L.A.
Story satisfies viewers seeking
humour, romance, spiritual reality
and the truth behind whether
there's really a conspiracy against
them. I guarantee you'll never i<x>k
at sign1msts the same way again.
being hilarious. Trapped in time,
surrounded by evil, low on gas. It's
a cult thing.
Silence of the Lambs
This movie may have been the
biggest reason for the "Vegetarian
lxxm1".
Part psychological thriller, part
honur, and all gore, Silence of the
Lambs delivers it all. Big stars playing bad guys (Jack Nicholson as the
Joker, Dennis llopper in Speed)
were never better than this.
Anthony I lopkins delivered an over
the top performance as flesh eating
Hannibal Lecter.
Unforgiven
Clint Eastwood simply gets better
with age. A cowboy mo-;ie with a
conscience, people either liked
Unforgiven or they didn't. For those
able to get past the usual gcxxl guy
with white hat sh<x>t-; bad guy with
black hat and then get-; the girl syndrome, Unforgiven delivered a
tense thrill ride that never let up
until Clint littered the screen with
bodies. Forget Dirty I larry, Clint
Jelongs in the old west, and
Unforgiven ranks right up there
with The Outlaw Jose Wales as one
of his best.
The worst
From the bottom ofthe barrel...
My Boyfriend's Back
A flesh-eating zombie takes his
childlHxxl sweathean to his senior
prom. 'NutT said.
learned his lesson from Rhinestone
or even Oscar.
Ucence to Kill
Army of Darkness
Stop Or My Mom Will Shoot
The worst of all 90's movies, the
\Vorst of all Bond movies. Dalton
can't act, shoot, or womanize the
way Bond was meant to. The
magic is gone.
Billing it<;elf as "the ultimate experience in medieva I horror" , this
movie revolves around the time
traveling, shotgun-and chainsaw-toting hero Ash's fight against the evil
hoards of zombie-like "Deadites" in
an attempt to go hack home. This is
the third in the Evil Dead series- the
first being gruesome, the second
more humourous, and this last
Estelle Getty (the incontinent mother from the Golden Girls) does her
Di11y llany imitation in what can
only be described as a pil.'ce of
crap. I mean. this mm·ie did for
Hollyw<xxl what Jim .Jones did f(>r
Kool Aid. Stallone should have
stuck at what he was good at heating the hell out of people .
You'd figure he would have
The idea was to make a film that
m<xked action movies. They f(ll-got
one thing - anyone who goes to
see an Arnold film expects an
action film. not a m<xke1y of them.
As for the story itself, Chief
Wiggum of the The Simpsons
summed it up best: "Magic ticket ,
my ass".
Weekend at Bernie's II
A sequel?!?! For God's sake, he's
DEAD 1!!
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beats Waterloo
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roll over the Warriors to solidify
their hold on first place in the
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CORD SPORTS
The Hockey Hawks handed their arch-rival
\X'aterloo Warriors a convincing 7-2 defeat
Saturday night at the Rec Complex. The win
solidifies the llawks in first plan: in the Far
West division. also helped hy the OLJAA
recently handing down their decision to strip
Western of an earlier win over \X'indsor.
More on that in a moment, hut first the
game on Saturday. The Hawks opened the
scoring at the 12:05 mark of the first when
T<x.ld White heat Waterloo goalie Joe llarris.
That was followed six minutes later when
Chris (~eorge put the I Iawks up 2-0 thanks to
a perfect feed from John Spoltore.
The second pericxl stalled slow li>r L1urier.
as Waterl<x> appeared as though they were
st;uting to make a game of it. After applying
some sustained pressure on the llawks,
Waterloo's Sheldon Gilchrist conve1ted a fme
set-up by Greg Allen to make the score 2-1 at
the 5:01 mark. 111e !X>wer-play goal seemed
to lx>lster Waterl<x>'s attack even more; however, llawk goalie Mike Crawford turned
away eve1y chance the Wa1Tiors mustered. In
hindsight. this eight to ten minute span at the
beginning of the second was the only time
Waterloo had the edge in play.
The turning point in the game was at the
10:16 mark. Matt Turek showed a nice touch
in front of the net when, off balance, he
llicked the puck m·er a sprawled Harris and
restored the Hawk lead to two. Turek has had
a knack li>r pnxlucing big goals 1()1" Laurier.
I lis goal against Waterloo last time the twn
teams mel lied a very dose game that the
Hawks eventually won. In addition to
Saturday. he also produced a timely goal
against Western earlier in the year in another
l~1urier victo1y.
Turek's goal was the first of a '' goal run
that Laurier put together, and in doing so
elqx>sed why Waterl<X>. at this !X>int any\vay,
can't be put in the same Clleg<llY as L1urier
and Western. In addition to Turek, Laurier
counted goals from Don McConnell, John
S!x>hore and Bryan Reid. McConnell's goal in
particular was a nice one. Stationed in the
crease, he picked a Spoltore pass out of his
skates and buried the puck he hind llarris.
Mike Dahle rounded out L1urier"s scoring
at the 19:.14 mark of the third. In addition to
the seven different goal scorers George,
S!x>hore and Smitty Kulali>f~ki each counted a
pair of assists. The well-rounded eflo11 was
not lost on I lead llawk Wayne Gowing: "We
weren't happy with the Guelph tournament. .. we wanted a positive result and we got
it. It v.:a., a critical game, in tenns of \Vhere we
wanted to be in the standings ...
What will lx: more impo11ant is Thursday's
game at Western. Western has lx:en ollinally
stripped of their contested game against
Windsor. The end result is that the llawks
now sit three points ahead or the Mustangs
and a win tomorrow will put them up fh·e
heading into the final len games of the season.
The NBA- we play games
IRVING HO
CORD SPORTS
There have been some pleasant surprises as well as some letdowns so
far in the 94/95 season. The new
n1les regarding hand checking, illegal defence and the moving-in of
the 3 JX>int line have cenainly made
a difference in play thus far. A few
rookies have made an impact on
their respective teams while some
early season contenders have
turned out to he just pretenders.
First let's take a l<x>k at some or
the surprises so 1:1r:
Grant Hill
Is he really the next Michael .Jordan?
This guy can dish the ball, relxmnd,
bl<x·k a few shots and. oh yeah, he
can score too. He leads Detroit in
steals in pan due to his explosiveness, which also allows him to drive
to the h<x>p and make some amazing shots. My hel is that he \Viii
become one of the superstars in the
Nl3A but there is only ONE .Jordan.
Jason Kidd
llere's another rookie \\·ho IS
making his mark in the NBA. lie
passes the hall almost as well as
John Stockton and is
rehounder for a guard
(6'1"). He could IX>se for
with his fans once in
though.
a good
his size
a picture
awhile,
Cedric Ceballos
Ceballos has helped mould the L.A.
L1kers into contenders. He is eighth
in the league in scoring, averaging
23 points per game, and is siHx>ting
51'}(> from the field. As a result, the
l~1kers are third in the Pacific division and are the only team to heal
Phoeni."\ at home this year.
Willie Burton
Who is this guy' Bunon has scored
the most !X>inls in a game this year
(5,1 against his former team, the
Heat) and is sh<x>ting an exceptional12% behind the 3 IX>int line.
Cleveland Cavaliers
The Cavs are on lop of the Central
division without the help of their
centre Brad Daugherty (arguably
one of the top 10 centres in the
league) and the retired Lmy Nance.
Their defence has defmitely been
the key to their success, allowing an
average of only 87.6 points per
game.
Dallas Mavericks
The Mavs got otT to a good start
due to the play of .Jimmy .Jackson,
.Jamal Mashburn and jason Kidd
(see alxJVe). They've slipped of late
due to had defence (avemge of 100
points allowed per game), inex1x:rience and the lack of a solid centre.
Here·s a lew disap1x>intments:
New Rules
The NBA's new rules regarding
hand checking and illegal defence
have undoubtedly slowed down the
game. The rules haven't created
more oflence, hut rather a few t<x>
many stoppages in the game. My
idea of a fast game is one without
technicals being called every few
seconds. One point worth noting,
though, is that. moving in the 3
!X>int line has allowed bigger players such as Toni Kuk<X' to siHx>t the
threes. So t:u· he's already 30 of 83
(36%) compared to last season
when he was 52 li>r 118 (27%) from
3 IX>int land.
New York Knicks
I lave the new hand checking rules
slowed them down' The Knicks
have had an up-and-down season,
and have been missing Charles
Oakley due to injllly li>r the last 10
games or so. They could lx: on the
reiX>UJKI, though, as they're currently on a six game win streak, lx:ating
Cleveland in the pr<Kess.
Golden State Warriors
The Warriors look like they miss
Chris Webber (no offense to
Seikaly ). As a result, they are sec-
ond last in the Pacific divisHll1.
ahead of only the lowly L.A
Clippers who, as a matter of fact,
have lx:aten the Warriors this year.
Chris Mullin has been a walking
bandage so t;u·, missing the season
with multiple injuries. hut he should
be back soon and will he welcomed with open arms by his teammates.
flZbr;)
Dave Kindree - Hockey. Dave has
had a rather frustrating season to
date; however, he had an extremely
strong game against Waterkx>. This
tough dcfenceman had a +4 against
the Warriors and was given the
nomination by Coach Gowing as
Hawk of the Week. Kindree is a
Third Year Honours 13usiness
Administration student from St.
Williams.
Carrie Ostrom - Volleyball. Carrie,
who is co-captain of the Women's
Volleyball team, has had a very
strong season to date. With her
strong JX:rti.mnance in the Waterl<X>
invitational, she earned recognition
as llawk of the Week. In the
Tournament against Guelph she
had 15 kills and 6 digs, and versus
Waterloo she had 23 kills and 9
digs. Ostrom is a Fourth Year
llonours Physical Education student
from Newhllly, Ontario.
The Cord • Sports • January II , 1995 • IS
Women's
This
Wednesday evening
start
of the
ball
season
is
team
This
year's
freshman
home
a
basically
is
team
Ixwrds.
two
should
watch for this
The home
interesting
The main obstacle
has
is
ball
control
be
the
two
what the
matter
will
team
outcome
least
at
game
players,
post
together.
on
the
will be
is
year,
who
who
big
to
some
gain the experineeded
ence
play
as
two
wins in
fail
ieim.
with
Laurier's
for during the
This
team.
lear
in
n
has
Brock will be
in
the
handle the
season
The
this
weekend in
t
attack
exhibition
sea-
defense
sure
1-9 doesn't
of
look
eight
the
first
at
is
but
glance,
Western
favoured
is
six of them
lost,
games
know thai
to
less than five
is
watch
the
still
for
lost
were
but
place,
by
league,
finish
will
the
other spots
to
open
host
the
any
four
the
talent
great
some
during the fourteen
This
to
game
all
with
season
has
mainly
were
a
players. The top
year
been Sarah
David's
who
in the pre-
key players
kiurier.
up
at
6
p.m.
talent
young
first
experienced
Coach
far,
so
scorer,
from St.
Collins,
in
School
High
trio of
the
although
have
Waterloo,
great
is
chemistry
points
per
surprise
game.
Gryphons
age
of
Brenda
who
Sue
is
high
10
with
scorer,
points
per
described
t'H", is
Lindley
game,
Sarnia.
Vrkljan. from
as
a
"great
students
ages WLIJ
aver-
an
was
support
Vrkljan,
by
as
ten
the
>i
the
and
second
and
team
match
back
to
win
said
the
managed
Leach
in
the
who
It,
lawks
I
game
12
against
losing
game 15
Get Fit In Canada's
different
aged
have
15
13-
-
match
Laurier
the
against
keep
to
They
team.
calibre of game
a
man-
of the games
most
close, but just didn't
game
15
also
win
was
a
Lituii'i
up
1-t
against GueJph
13
back
play the
same
they had played
to
5
game whivh
the
{jurier didn't
to
11
-
out
H;e
fourth game
watched Laurier
site <if the
more
the
teams
Their
play up
play
thiai, with Laurier falling
tanner losing
to
to
two
for
score,
their abiliThe
erratic
was
ond game wasn't
the oppo-
v\a»
right
than
despite the close
15
ty.
of this
12. But
7. and then let-
gap
no
close
of the game, until laurier lost
ntost
-
was
separating
points
the
-
with
the end,
15
Saturday.
on
The first game
i'he third
12
foi Laurier,
slwppv
,i
game,
right
came
ting W.iier.oo close
-
first
second,
was
It
saw
the
Hawks
the
win
the
joints
more
for
the
the
first,
as
a
win
behind Waterloo
con-
on
tie
to
7
lose
to
15
7
11.
JO
•
close
remained
l.aurier
with
T
Guelph
J.
-
the game
keep
at
the pace
fought
eight,
as
tieel
was
but
Liuiiei
on
15
wm
to
flu
and
fifth
close
.in
set
-
with
I^-8
The Hawks did
going
game
in
up
after
and
thiougJiout,
both 6 and
at
won
15
ii.
before
12
seem
the HimJ game
behind,
falling
game
al-o
was
a
for then
-12.
foi
v. m
the
hat!
three
first
three kills.
twenty
wake
to
;u,d
though
came
back
had
win
Keilie
Tar a Kop.owaichuk
had
the
throughout
and
Ine.
hack
.inn:
as
well,
to
the game 15-12
Overall,
f-'nghsli
seven,
i
to
the
Unfortunately
game.
M nantlers
Y.ites had
nine,
the
tie
12
-
Waterloo. Ostrom
Against
Laurier
The third
V
and
fun
are
final
McMuster Marauders seemed like
menially tired, and just
have their heads
the
Hawks
liie
tournament, and
proved
importantly,
most
played wdl
they
that
to
game sweep
this
i-...
1
season.
'wo
wins
Saturday put
on
tan
some
Statistical
Guelph
match
highlights
of
Liumei
the
the
in
McMaster, but
Carrie Ostium
were
final
they first had
to
beat
who the\
game against
ular
play
—
Ciuelpli
face
season
m
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their
Waterloo,
two
reg-
games this month.
and
over
y
FIRM"!
THE
in
against
Come
f'JOIN
The
encour-
basketball
players
still
Cookie
was
Alter
was
won
form
ahead
the\
will
they
come out
"they
Coach
it
match.
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virtually
were
going ahead
"they
moves."
great individual
passer."
as
4, 15 -12, and
saw
straight games 15
that
Hawks.
watch, and
their
didn i
match
in lint*
w.ls
tinuation of
young,
women's
because
team
coach
the
to
"
more
feels
Lindley
people."
string
teams',
of
went
Another
first
season,
going
couldn't
14
averaged
play
both
L'turier lose three
Sarah
well
from
to
squad.
Lindley
team
seller
injur}.
an
didn't
Waterloo, but
the final
l'ho second game started
Western
Sue
older,
the
against
regular
also
were
Mustangs,
score
I'he
season.
Laurier
McMastei
to
fusuvgulai
game,
the
llawks.
have
to
Laurier
another great game
watch,
three
Guelph. winning the fust
top ranked
will be
their
Guelph Gryphons.
regular
first
in
are
team.
Wednesday February Bth,
young,
happy
at
The
to
points ahead .
Altei
is
team
lost
Hawks"
the
against
team
to
of
advance
to
Lavtrier
basically
points.
Although
there
of the nine
The
six
Wright back from
r.o,
ii
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two
won
rhe\
leaim'
important
players
pres-
in
promising
match,
featured many second
to
aggressively.
of the
Out
too
with
two
are
record
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tournament
a
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Hawks
>112 their
the end of the
at
row
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where
games.
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112
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and
inside,
exhibition
son
Mac in the round robin. This
with
Yates
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which
players
post
pre-sea-
kills,
fifteen
eleven, and mokie Shannon Br<x>ks
continued their winning ways
matches,
begun
already
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strate-
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service. Now is the time to
din-
don't know)...
I
serving the graduates of
lets go back
so
18. Did you make your shin....
you
Forde Studio has been
knife?
doesn't matter, my
ner?...
come
dance;
last
my
the
the word of
place
my
17. What
your
do?
lo
or
word.
buy your
line
to
to
Bobbitt,
is
is?...
clay
tonight.
me
You"
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hack
15. Know what
you're
finger imagine
can
I have
name
isn't
person
one
to
pick-up
cheesy
say
have you
pick-up
you look fat
I'm
but
too
cheap.
If I
nachos
some
"Fuck Me"?
tongue
'cause
quarter.
didn't ask
I
that
13. If you think my ego's
arc
had
you
home with
Here's
10.
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quarter, you better call
a
finger)
out
sin
a
look
to
your
roommate
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with
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14. Sure I'll go
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8.
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to
think
beers and
many
folks.
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it
line?
supposed-
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GRRRR!
Buffaloes
by
11. Would you like
just found
firm....
years.
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is in
If
pickup
Thursday night! Remember,
thing
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lines, rejects and other debaucherous
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the Washr(x>m..
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Maureen
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January
on
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hall
musicians
in
in
the
the
our
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extraordinary
music
therapy
clinical
own
It
pro-
This
cert
has
a
Wilfrid
at
diverse program that
at
will
concert
This
the
has
music
therapy
physical disabilities.
ceit
hope
to
will
over
raise
provide
much
who would otherwise
not
and
music
in
every-
will
therapy
cognitive,
Willi
con-
from
raised
individual and
con-
be
In
this
clin-
emotion-
money
needed
be able
con-
a
for those
therapy
to
this
through
was
Turret
Not
an
was
develop
toward alternative
therapy
is
highly recognized
which
in
a
in
potential of the
forms of
students
comparable
a
therapy
profession.
growing
to
medical
a
of human life."
unique
program
the
is
a
lake
pro-
t
a
year
chal-
double major
your
new
for
busy schedule and
building
and
support
the
a
change.
come
Take
on over
Music
outrun
The
keeps
Atlantis
keeps the
off
fe§§
5:30 in He tort office,
free, comprehensive four
a
greased Scotsman!
the maps?
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and lots of donuls.
•
wraps?
we
We
do,
do,
we
we
do!
do!
Purple Turtle.
a niches
to
Therapy
Wednesday. January 18 if
anyway
can
in
psychology.
Wfim
underrated anyway.
animal alive
Coffee and
galore.
"Loonie
Night"
Wednesdays
9
pm to
11pm
-
Students bowl for
just
per
a
loonie
Half-Price
game!
-
.
Lane
6t
No charge for
No-charge
rental shoes!
Special appearance by
Rental Shoes
Leonard Nimoy.
with this ad!
Cord Entertainment open house.
See how the
4.
life
the
EmMmmml
The Stonecutters.
Who
5.
to
Student Association.
afford it.
Highlander 111.
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6.
prolong
to
lineup.
Freezing
The
overrated
s
is "the
intervention for
therapeutic
Sunday tiy something
the Aircl
therapy
Laurier established this
degree
break for
Music
of the
Textbooks for dollars.
Fating
7.
a
awareness
improve the quality
curriculum
lenging
SHAWN CALLAN
8.
This
raise
special needs.
music
both music and
CORD
9.
world,
honours
provides
to
the shift
1986, Wilfrid
gram.
HARD
10.
our
as
claim
not
help
therapy.
but rather seeks
This
enough
this
The
to
100 clients
for individuals with
to
appeal
appreciated
the community
which
al and
We
University.
The money
door.
to
go
clinic
therapy charily
music
l.aurier
Donations would be
accepted
ic.
the first
is
concert
he held
to
one.
does
sense,
of music
who have
persons
gram.
cert
rise
also
of music
effectiveness
3:00 pm
will
concert
depraved
survive.
Wednesday Jan
18.
Imaginus, part II
More than
just dogs
playing pool.
Dogs playing
cards
100.
3.
That handsome
woman
in the bookstore.
Hello.
2.
The Rock
Not
as
Dogs.
good
as
the Nesleton Loop, but
whoa,
can
they
rock.
I.
The
University
You've got
to
Of Life
do what you love.
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•
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11,
1995
21
NEW STUDENTEN KUNST
Majestically
framed
In his
nostrils
By the lengthening shadows
In
his
heart the
Rises the dragon
In
order
Into
He
the
night
upon
the
burning desire.
that the fire
starts
As the
tendrils of firs,
he
his brow the smokey sweat,
In
eyes eternal regret.
his
All
has
As
the weary dragon meets the
come
to what once
fire
,
away,
spirit
No
longer
the fire is consumed,
is
blasting huge
prime the
holes
in
the
already writhing in agony
carpet,
from the
weight of the rhino that happens
at
wandering through
doomed.
before
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to be
reflect
you
one
the time. And
tortured
on
new
tightness of
again comforts
could
you
you
won't
you,
This
previous evening.
year's bash
forget...if only
INTUERI
the
once
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as
slowly
eyes
and the reassuring
your straight jacket
KEN
You
the
pull the chord (A Flat Minor) and
dissolves,
LYRICAL:
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rises
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VISUAL:
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loading it
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fradistat,
was,
which
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I
a
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thrust.
Upon
is
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rocket
Upon
drips off the walls, the noise of
pink elephants
bear.
quenched,
his last descent.
slime
is
soon
remember it
at all!!
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HICKNELL
D.S.
The LAURIER ARTS FAIR IS COMING!
McKENZIE
The Writer's club & friends
are
presenting this CONCOURSE
located extravaganza February 9,1995. There will be
student visual
performers
on
art
their
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For
open stage.
in the Poetry WLU
message
The K.D.
Sitting
She
alone
could
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in
Girl
the macaroni,
hear the
sound
of
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all
around
considered
Gluttony is
a
For
and
monks
not see
us
her,
herself
spectacle
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this was
an
NSK PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT
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our
scraping the edge of the pot.
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Yes,
more
and other
At the
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warm
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water.
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