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SATURDAY DECEMBER 13
TV1
TV2
FREEVIEW 1 SKY 001
6.00 Te Karere (R, C)
6.30 The ITM Fishing Show
(G, R, C)
7.30 Infomercials
9.00 Come Dine with Me
Omnibus (PGR, R)
11.30 Tagata Pasifika
Noon ■ Mexican Food Made
Simple (G, R, C)
12.30 ■ The Food Truck
(G, R, HD, C)
1.00 ■ Dishing Up Australia with
Al Brown (G, R, C)
1.30 ■ High Country Rescue
(G, R, C)
2.00 Four Rooms (G)
2.55 Unsung Heroes (PGR, R, C)
3.25 ■ There & Back (G, C) Local
reality series in which Matt
Gibb goes on a journey to
discover the people and
places behind the television
moments that put New
Zealand towns on the map.
3.55 NZ with Nadia Lim (G, C)
Queenstown: Nadia heads
to Queenstown, where she
cooks up lamb shanks.
4.25 Shark Man (G, C) Grey
Nurse: Riley heads to North
Queensland to observe the
East Australian grey nurse,
the only shark in the world
that is critically endangered.
4.55 The ITM Fishing Show –
Classic Episodes (G, C)
6.00 ONE News (C)
7.00 ■ Annabel Langbein the
Free Range Cook: Through
the Seasons (G, HD, C, AD)
A Harvest Feast: Annabel
joins a local organic baker
on her delivery rounds, and
uses sourdough for a classic
Italian panzanella salad.
7.30 MasterChef Australia (G,
C) Tonight: The losing team
from last night’s challenge
battle it out over three
rounds.
8.35 Coronation Street (PGR, C,
AD) Tonight: Leanne tries
to push aside any doubts as
she prepares to walk down
the aisle with Nick, and Eva
tries to ruin things.
9.35 Nashville (AO, C) I Fall to
Pieces: Deacon and Rayna
try to heal their wounds after
their traumatic crash.
10.30 Michael Bublé’s Day Off
(PGR, R, C) Michael Bublé
provides a personal insight
into his life, as he spends
a day in his hometown of
Vancouver.
11.35 ■ Cemetery Junction (2010,
R, C) A comedy-drama in
which three best friends who
live in a dull town in England
want to take very different
paths in life. Christian Cooke,
Felicity Jones, Tom Hughes.
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1.30am Emmerdale (PGR, R, C)
3.25 Neighbourhood
(G, R, HD, C)
3.55 Infomercials
5.30 – 6.00 The Key of David
6.00 Guess How Much I Love You
(G, R, C)
6.10 The Adventures of Chuck
and Friends (G, R, C)
6.30 Jake & the Neverland Pirates
(G, C)
6.55 The Tom and Jerry Show
(G, C)
7.15 Robot & Monster (G, R, C)
7.45 Teen Titans Go! (G, C)
8.10 Green Lantern: The
Animated Series (G, R, C)
8.35 Adventure Time
(PGR, C)
9.05 Regular Show (PGR, R, C)
9.30 Zeke and Luther (G, C)
10.00 2Kaha (PGR)
10.30 The Voice (R, C)
12.30 Oh Sit! (G)
1.30 ■ The Secret Life of the
American Teenager
(PGR, C)
2.30 Twisted (PGR)
3.30 Step by Step (G, R)
4.00 The Voice (C) Taylor Swift
performs; the last votes
are revealed; and America
chooses its final singer for
the top eight.
7.00 ■ Did You Hear About the
Morgans? (2009, PGR, AD)
An estranged power couple
witnesses a murder and
becomes the target of the
contract killer, forcing them
together under a witness
protection programme. Hugh
Grant, Sarah Jessica Parker.
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9.10 ■ Charlie’s Angels 2 – Full
Throttle (2003, PGR, R, C,
AD) A trio of secret agents
goes undercover to retrieve
two missing silver rings
containing new identities of
every person in the witness
protection programme.
Cameron Diaz, Drew
Barrymore, Lucy Liu.
11.15 ■ Dorian Gray (2009, AO,
R) A young man’s encounter
with an artist changes
the course of his life in a
dramatic way. Ben Barnes,
Colin Firth, Rebecca Hall.
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1.30am ■ Surrogates (2009,
AO, R, HD, C) FBI agents
investigate the murder of
a student linked to the man
who created a high-tech
surrogate phenomenon
that allows people to
purchase unflawed robotic
versions of themselves to
control. Bruce Willis, Radha
Mitchell, Ving Rhames.
3.15 ■ Flightplan (2005, AO, R,
HD, C) An aircraft engineer
discovers her daughter is
missing midway through a
flight, and struggles to retain
her sanity as she launches
a desperate attempt to
find her. Jodie Foster, Peter
Sarsgaard, Sean Bean.
4.55 Posh Nosh (G, R, C)
5.05 2Kaha (PGR, R)
5.30 – 6.00 It Is Written
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TV3
FREEVIEW 2 SKY 002
FREEVIEW 3 SKY 003
6.00 Charles Stanley
6.30 Rheem Outdoors with Geoff
(G, R, HD)
7.00 Trade Zone Gone Fishin’
(G, R, HD)
7.30 Infomercials
9.30 The Nation
10.30 The Block: Glasshouse
The omnibus edition. PGR,
R, HD, C)
3.40 Beauty & the Geek Australia
(G, R)
5.00 Trade Zone Gone Fishin’
(G, HD)
5.30 The Simpsons (G, R, HD, C)
Today: Marge unwittingly
gets involved with a website for married people
seeking affairs, and meets a
charming man.
6.00 3 News
7.00 The Block Unlocked
(PGR, HD, C) Tonight: Hear
what the judges thought
about the main bathrooms.
7.30 For the Love of Cars (PGR,
C) Tonight: Philip and Ant
try to restore a DeLorean
DMC-12, a car that stands
as a tribute to the excess
of the 1980s.
8.30 ■ Gladiator (2000, AO, R, C)
A successful Roman general,
betrayed and imprisoned by
Caesar’s heir, seeks revenge.
Russell Crowe, Joaquin
Phoenix, Connie Nielsen,
Oliver Reed. Films, page 70
11.40 ■ Atonement (2007, AO, R,
C) A teenager accuses
the son of one of her family’s
servants of a dreadful crime
after misinterpreting a
series of harmless events.
Saoirse Ronan, Keira
Knightley, James McAvoy.
Films, page 70
2.15am Informercials (G)
5.00 Hillsong (G)
5.30 – 6.00 Charles Stanley
FOUR
FREEVIEW 4 SKY 012
6.00 Children’s Programmes 3.30
Infomercials 4.30 Fanboy and
Chum Chum (G) 5.00 Big Time
Rush (G, R) 5.30 Mr Young (G, R)
6.00 The Nanny (G, R, C) Tonight:
Maxwell’s insults cause Fran to
quit. 6.30 ■ Dr Seuss’ How the
Grinch Stole Christmas (2000, G,
R, C) A hairy Grinch terrorises the
gentle, Christmas-loving residents
of Whoville. Jim Carrey, Taylor
Momsen, Jeffrey Tambor. 8.35 ■
Back to the Future (1985, PGR, R,
C) After a teenager goes back in
time, he must ensure his parentsto-be meet and fall in love. Michael
J. Fox, Christopher Lloyd, Crispin
Glover. Films, page 70 10.55 It’s
Always Sunny in Philadelphia
(AO, R) Tonight: Charlie and Dee
become romantically involved with
two members of a wealthy family,
which arouses jealousy in Mac,
Dennis and Frank. 11.25 Excused
(AO, R) 12.15am – 6.00 Infomercials
TV2: Did You Hear About the
Morgans?, 7.00pm
PRIME
FREEVIEW 10 SKY 004
6.00 Home Shopping
11.30 University Challenge (G)
Noon The Crowd Goes Wild
Omnibus (G, R)
2.30 Bondi Rescue (PGR, R)
3.30 Lorraine Pascale: Home
Cooking Made Easy (G, R)
4.30 Better Homes and Gardens
(G, R)
5.30 Prime News
6.00 Big, Bigger, Biggest (G)
7.00 Storage Wars: Canada (G)
7.30 The Great British Bake Off
(G) Tonight: The bakers
modernise the old-fashioned
suet pudding, and the
technical challenge takes
them to pastry hell.
8.35 Classic Weekend Murders:
Midsomer Murders (AO)
Talent for Life: Barnaby
investigates the murder of
a fly-fisher after a series
of violent assaults in the
Midsomer fishing community.
10.50 Never Mind the Buzzcocks
(AO, R) Tonight: Tim Minchin.
11.25 Trollied (AO)
11.55 True Blood (AO, R)
1.05am – 6.00 Home Shopping
MAORI
FREEVIEW 5 SKY 019
6.30am Tamariki: Pukoro (G, R)
7.00 Miharo (G, R)
7.30 Pukana (G, R)
8.00 Toi Whakaari (G, R)
8.30 News: Te Kaea (R)
9.00 Nga Pari Karangaranga o te
Motu (G, R)
9.30 Kai Time on the Road (G, R)
10.00 Language: Toku Reo (G, R)
2.00 Putahi (G, R)
2.30 Homai Te Pakipaki (G, R)
3.30 Kia Ora Hola (G, R)
4.00 Kia Ora Molweni (G, R)
4.30 Kapa Haka: Behind the
Faces (G, R)
5.00 Kia Mau! (G)
5.30 News: Te Kaea
6.00 ■ Tautohetohe (G, R)
7.30 ■ Soccer Dog (1999, PGR)
Tony Giglio, James Marshall.
Films, page 70
9.30 ■ Shakespeare in Love
(1998, AO, R) A young
playwright meets his ideal
woman and is inspired to
write a romantic comedy for
the stage. Joseph Fiennes.
Films, page 70
11.35 – 12.05am News: Te Kaea
(R, C)
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SKY PREMIERE SKY 030
MOVIES GREATS SKY 032 MOVIES CLASSICS SKY033 RIALTO SKY 039
7.15
7.05
Man of Steel (2013, M)
Henry Cavill, Amy Adams.
9.35 Making of: Lone Survivor:
Will of the Warrior (2013, M)
10.05 Nature Calls (2012, M)
Patton Oswalt.
11.25 Red 2 (2013, M) Bruce Willis.
1.20 Lay the Favourite (2012, M)
Bruce Willis, Rebecca Hall.
2.55 Man of Steel (2013, M)
5.15 A Resurrection (2013, 16)
Mischa Barton, Devon Sawa.
6.45 Jack Ryan. Shadow
Recruit (2014, M) A CIA
recruit is caught in a web
of espionage as he fights
to stop a devastating plot
against the US. Chris Pine.
8.30 Don Jon (2013, 16) A
man develops unrealistic
expectations from watching
pornography and works
to find happiness with his
potential true love. Joseph
Gordon-Levitt.
10.05 Devil’s Due (2014, 16)
Allison Miller, Zach Gilford.
11.35 Pawn (2013, 16) Ray Liotta.
1.00am A Resurrection (2013, 16)
2.30 Don Jon (2013, 16) 4.00 Devil’s
Due (2014, 16) 5.30 Pawn (2013, 16)
A View from the Top
(2003, PG) Gwyneth Paltrow.
8.30 Alien Resurrection (1997, 16)
Sigourney Weaver.
10.20 Austin Powers 2: The Spy
Who Shagged Me (1999, M)
Mike Myers, Heather Graham.
11.55 Austin Powers in
Goldmember (2002, M) Mike
Myers, Beyoncé Knowles.
1.30 Spartan (2004, M)
Val Kilmer, Derek Luke.
3.20 Just Like Heaven (2005, PG)
Reese Witherspoon.
4.55 Shanghai Noon (2000, PG)
Jackie Chan, Owen Wilson.
6.45 My Best Friend’s Wedding
(1997, M) Julia Roberts.
8.30 The Sum of All Fears (2001,
M) A CIA analyst pursues a
group of terrorists who are
threatening to detonate a
nuclear device. Ben Affleck,
Morgan Freeman.
10.35 Borat (2006, 16)
Sacha Baron Cohen.
12.00am Just Like Heaven (2005,
PG) 1.35 Shanghai Noon (2000,
PG) 3.25 My Best Friend’s Wedding
(1997, M) 5.10 Making of: Sex and
the City 2 (2010, PG) 5.30 The Sum
of All Fears (2001, M)
6.00 Hollywood Singing &
Dancing – 1980s and 1990s
(2009, PG)
6.55 Kelly’s Heroes (1970, PG)
Clint Eastwood, Telly Savalas.
9.15 Making of: Hart’s War (PG)
9.30 Paper Moon (1973, PG) Ryan
O’Neal, Tatum O’Neal.
11.10 Superman IV: The Quest for
Peace (1987, PG) Christopher
Reeve, Margot Kidder.
12.40 Body Heat (1981, 16) William
Hurt, Kathleen Turner.
2.30 The Cotton Club (1984, M)
Richard Gere, Diane Lane.
4.35 The Doors (1991, 16)
Val Kilmer.
6.55 Jade (1995, 16) David
Caruso, Linda Fiorentino.
8.30 American History X (1998,
16) A former neo-Nazi is
released from jail a changed
man and tries to prevent his
brother from making similar
mistakes. Edward Furlong.
10.25 Bill & Ted’s Bogus Journey
(1991, PG) Keanu Reeves.
11.55 Texas Rangers (2001, M)
Ashton Kutcher.
1.25am The Passion of the Christ
(2004, 16) 3.30 Romper Stomper
(1992, 18) 5.00 Firecreek (1968, M)
7.10
28 Hotel Rooms (2012, 16)
Marin Ireland, Chris Messina.
8.35 Superstar (2012, M)
Kad Merad.
10.30 Only Lovers Left Alive
(2013, M) Tom Hiddleston.
12.30 TPB AFK: The Pirate Bay
Away from Keyboard (2013,
M) Swedish documentary.
1.55 Fill the Void (2012, M) Hila
Feldman, Razia Israeli.
3.25 Private Peaceful (2012, M)
Jack O’Connell.
5.10 Retreat (2011, 16)
Jamie Bell, Cillian Murphy.
6.45 Shanghai (2010, 16) In the
months leading up to the
bombing of Pearl Harbor, an
American expat returns to
Shanghai to find his friend
has been killed. John Cusack.
8.30 Disconnect (2012, 16)
A group of people search
for human connections in a
world of technology.
Jason Bateman.
10.30 Later with Jools Holland (M)
11.35 On My Way (2013, 16)
Catherine Deneuve.
1.35am Wallander (2009, M, season
2, episode 9) 3.05 Retreat (2011, 16)
4.40 Shanghai (2010, 16)
GENERAL
Venice Syndrome 5.50 Rich Hill
Choice TV FREEVIEW 12 SKY 026
SoHo SKY 010
6.00 Celebrity DIY with Craig Phillips 6.30 Holmes
Makes it Right 7.30 Coast 8.30 Get Growing 9.00
Nick Knowles’ Original Features 10.00 Fishing
Addiction: Locals Only 10.30 Travel Wild 11.00
House Crashers 11.30 The Liquidator Noon Food
Safari 12.45 Gardeners’ World 1.30 Better Homes
and Gardens 3.00 West End Salvage 3.30 LA
Frock Stars 4.00 Fantasy Homes by the Sea 5.00
Get Growing 5.30 Kirstie’s Handmade Showdown
Christmas 6.30 Bid America 7.00 Survival School
7.30 Natural World 8.30 Liberty of London 9.30
A Moody Christmas 12.30am West End Salvage
1.00 LA Frock Stars 1.30 Bid America 2.00 Survival
School 2.30 A Moody Christmas 4.30 Fishing
Addiction: Locals Only 5.00 Fantasy Homes by the
Sea
UKTV SKY 007
6.00 Doctor Who (PG) 7.35 The Bill Classics
(M) 11.45 EastEnders (PG) 1.50 Doc Martin (M)
2.45 The Syndicate (16) 4.45 Peaky Blinders (16)
5.55 Midsomer Murders (M) 7.35 Heartbeat (PG)
Troubled Waters: Walker and Carol disagree on how
to handle a domestic situation. 8.30 A Touch of
Frost (M) Appendix Man: In an emotional reaction
to the violent death of his protegé, Detective
Inspector Frost tenders his resignation. 10.20 Birds
of a Feather (PG) Tracey gets Botox; Travis gets a
tattoo; and it seems Sharon needs a hearing aid.
10.45 Birds of a Feather (PG) Sharon’s estranged
husband Chris wants a divorce so he can remarry,
but Tracey has her doubts. 11.10 Would I Lie to You?
(M) Harry Enfield, Claudia Winkleman, Tara PalmerTomkinson and Dave Spikey. 11.45 The Inbetweeners
(16) Will’s Birthday: Will is planning a suitably grownup birthday dinner with a few close friends for his
birthday, however his party clashes with a far more
popular one. 12.15am The Inbetweeners (16) 12.40
Bluestone 42 (16) 1.10 Watson & Oliver (M) 1.40
Midsomer Murders (M) 3.25 Holby City (M) 4.30
Heartbeat (PG) 5.20 The Syndicate (16)
Living SKY 008
6.00 Gardeners’ World 2014 6.30 Breathing Space
Yoga 7.00 Gardeners’ World 2011 7.30 Grow Your
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Rialto: Disconnect, 8.30pm
Own Drugs 8.30 World’s Greenest Homes 9.00
World’s Greenest Homes 9.30 Hot Property 10.00
Holmes Makes It Right 11.00 Grow Your Own Drugs
Noon Grand Designs 1.00 Grand Designs 2.00
Great Interior Design 3.00 Salvage Hunters 4.00
Salvage Hunters 4.30 The Great British Sewing Bee
5.30 Cornwall with Caroline Quentin 6.00 Kirstie’s
Handmade Showdown 7.00 Harbour Lives 7.30 A
Place in the Sun: Summer Sun 8.30 A Place in the
Sun: Summer Sun 9.30 Victorian Pharmacy 10.30
Victorian Pharmacy 11.30 Britain’s Lost Routes
12.30am Cornwall with Caroline Quentin 1.00
Victorian Pharmacy 2.00 Victorian Pharmacy 3.00
Harbour Lives 3.30 Kirstie’s Handmade Showdown
4.30 Kirstie’s Handmade Showdown 5.30 The Great
British Sewing Bee
Sky Arts SKY 027
6.10 Macy Gray and David Murray 7.10 When Björk
Met Attenborough 8.00 Unfinished Spaces 9.30
Pre-Raphaelites: Victorian Revolutionaries 10.00
The Story of the Jews (PG) 10.55 Living the Life
11.45 The Hay Sessions 12.30 In Confidence 1.20
Neil McCormick’s Needle Time 2.10 Macy Gray and
David Murray 3.10 When Björk Met Attenborough
4.00 Sade: Bring Me Home 6.05 Gold Fever
7.30 Semisweet: Life in Chocolate 8.30 The
Venice Syndrome 9.50 Rich Hill 11.20 Imagination
Unleashed 12.00am Sade: Bring Me Home 2.05 Gold
Fever 3.30 Semisweet: Life in Chocolate 4.30 The
6.20 Homeland (16) 7.20 Big Love Omnibus
(M) 12.20 Bates Motel Marathon (16) 6.20 Bates
Motel (16) The Box: Norma tries to reconnect with
Norman, and Dylan must decide whether he should
risk his life to save a loved one. 7.05 Bates Motel (16)
The Immutable Truth: Norma must save Norman
from making a horrible mistake, and Emma makes
a fateful decision about her future. 7.50 ■ Empire
Falls (2005, M) The inhabitants of a declining
New England town find that their lives are deeply
rooted in and influenced by their class differences
and ghosts of the past. Ed Harris, Philip Seymour
Hoffman, Helen Hunt. 11.05 Queer As Folk (18)
Liberty Ride: With the Liberty Ride in full swing,
Michael and Ben have some issues at the Canadian
border; Brian has an accident; and Ted and Emmett
take a detour. 12.00am Big Love Omnibus (M) 5.00
Queer As Folk (18) 5.55 American Horror Story:
Freak Show (16)
BBC World News SKY 089
6.00 BBC World News 6.30 Click 7.00 BBC World
News 7.10 World Features 7.30 HARDtalk 8.00 BBC
World News 8.10 Football Focus 9.00 BBC World
News 9.10 Nobel Minds Debate 10.00 BBC World
News 10.10 Africa Business Report 10.30 Newsnight
11.00 BBC World News 11.10 World Features Noon
BBC World News 12.30 The Spirit of Yachting 1.00
BBC World News 1.15 Sport Today 1.30 The Travel
Show 2.00 BBC World News 2.30 Dateline London
3.00 BBC World News 4.00 BBC World News 4.30
The Culture Show 5.00 BBC World News 5.30 Final
Score 6.00 BBC World News 6.10 Africa Business
Report 6.30 The Travel Show 7.00 BBC World News
7.15 Sport Today 7.30 Click 8.00 BBC World News
8.10 Nobel Minds Debate 9.00 BBC World News
9.30 Dateline London 10.00 BBC World News 10.30
The Culture Show 11.00 BBC World News 11.10
World Features 11.30 India Business Report 12.00am
BBC World News 12.10 Africa Business Report
12.30 The Spirit of Yachting 1.00 BBC World News
1.30 Dateline London 2.00 BBC World News 2.10
Nobel Minds Debate 3.00 BBC World News 3.30
Newsnight 4.00 BBC World News 4.30 Click 5.00
BBC World News 5.30 India Business Report
LISTENER DECEMBER 13 2014
3/12/2014 10:30 am
SPORT
RADIO
Sky Sport 1 SKY 051
Radio New Zealand National
7.00 Golf, US PGA Tour, Franklin Templeton Shootout,
round two, live. 10.00 Golf, European Tour, Alfred
Dunhill Championship, round two. 10.30 Sky Sport
365. 11.00 Softball, Oceania Qualifier, day one. 12.30
Softball, Oceania Qualifier, day two, live. 10.30 Golf,
US PGA Tour, Franklin Templeton Shootout, round
two. 11.00 Golf, Euro Tour, Alfred Dunhill Championship, round two. 11.30 Golf, Australian PGA, round
three. 12.40am Hockey, FIH Men’s Champions, first
semi-final, live. 2.15 Fox Sports News 2.55 Hockey,
FIH Men’s Champions, second semi-final, live. 4.30
SKY Sport What’s On 5.00 Cricket, Australia v India,
second test, day two. 5.30 Soccer, A-League, Phoenix
v Mariners.
Sky Sport 2 SKY 052
6.00 2014 Sporting Moments 8.30 Swimming, State
NZ Ocean Series, Bay of Islands Classic. 9.00 Equestrian, Puhinui International Trial. 10.30 Basketball, NBL,
Adelaide 36ers v Melbourne United, replay. 12.30 Sky
Sport 365 1.00 Golf, European Tour, Alfred Dunhill
Championship, round two. 1.30 Golf, US PGA Tour,
Franklin Templeton Shootout, round two. 2.00 Golf,
Australian PGA Championship, round three, live. 7.00
Fox Sports News Fox Sports News 8.00 #Skyspeed
8.30 Golf, US PGA Tour, Franklin Templeton Shootout,
round two. 9.00 Golf, European Tour, Alfred Dunhill
Championship, round two. 9.30 Golf, Australian PGA
Championship, round three. 10.30 SKY Sport What’s
On 11.00 Fox Sports News 11.30 #Skyspeed 12.00am
Soccer, A-League, Wellington Phoenix v Central
Coast Mariners, replay. 2.00 Soccer, A-League, Western Sydney Wanderers v Melbourne City, replay. 4.00
Gillette Soccer Saturday
Discovery: Gunslingers, 9.30pm
11.30 Sky Sport 365 Noon The Cricket Show 12.30
Cricket, second test, day two, Australia v India, morning session, live. 3.05 Inside Cricket 3.35 Cricket,
second test, day two, Australia v India, afternoon
session, live. 8.30 Cricket, second one-day, Black Caps
v Sri Lanka. 9.00 Fox Sports News 9.30 Sailing, Volvo
Ocean Race, 10.00 The ITM Fishing Show 10.30
Cricket, second test, day two, Australia v India. 11.00
The Cricket Show 11.30 Golf, European Tour, Alfred
Dunhill Championship, round three, live. 3.30am
Soccer, A-League, Phoenix v Mariners. 4.00 Sailing,
Volvo Ocean Race. 4.48 Soccer, FIFA World Cup, live.
ESPN SKY 061
6.00 Tennis, NZ National Championship, day one.
7.30 The Crowd Goes Wild 8.00 The Cricket Show
8.30 Cricket, second test, day one. Australia v India.
9.00 Cricket, second one-day, Black Caps v Sri Lanka.
9.30 The Crowd Goes Wild 10.00 Sky Sport 365
10.30 Golf, Australian PGA Championship, round two.
6.00 Olbermann 6.30 Gridiron, NFL, St. Louis Rams
v Arizona Cardinals, replay. 9.00 NFL Insiders 10.00
NFL Live 11.00 Spirit of Yachting 11.30 NBA Action
Noon SportsCenter 1.00 Basketball, NBA, Bulls v
Trail Blazers, live. 3.30 Basketball, NBA, Spurs v
Lakers, live. 6.00 His & Hers 7.00 NFL Live 8.00
Around the Horn 8.30 Pardon the Interruption 9.00
SportsCenter 10.00 ESPN FC 10.30 NFL Films 11.00
Soccer, NCAA FC5 Championship, quarter finals,
delayed. 1.00am SportsCenter 2.00 Soccer, Uefa
Champions. 3.00 ESPN FC 3.30 Uefa Champions
League Weekly 4.00 SportsCenter
DOCUMENTARIES
History SKY 073
Sky Sport 3 SKY 053
Discovery SKY 070
6.00 Auction Kings (PG) 6.30 MythBusters (PG)
8.30 ET Fishing Escapes (PG) 9.30 Cold River
Cash (PG) 11.30 River Monsters (PG) 12.30 Gold
Fever (PG) 1.30 MythBusters (PG) 2.30 Auction
Hunters (PG) 3.30 Marooned (M) 4.30 You Have
Been Warned (M) 5.30 Yukon Men (M) 6.30 Dual
Survival (PG) 7.30 Treehouse Masters (PG) 8.30
Redwood Kings (PG) The artistry of turning ancient
reclaimed redwood trees into handcrafted, oneof-a-kind works of art. 9.30 Gunslingers (M) 10.30
The Unexplained Files (M) 11.30 Ice Lake Rebels
(M) 12.30am Codes and Conspiracies (M) 1.30
Stalked: Someone’s Watching (M) 2.00 Flying Wild
Alaska (PG) 3.00 Flying Wild Alaska (PG) 5.00
MythBusters (PG)
National Geographic SKY 072
6.00 Money Meltdown (M) 6.30 My Life Is a Zoo
(PG) 8.30 My Life Is a Zoo (PG) 9.30 Orangutan
Rescue (PG) 10.30 Alaska Fish Wars (M) 11.30
Wicked Tuna North Vs South (M) 12.30 Building
Wild (PG) 1.30 Building Wild (PG) 2.30 Filthy
Riches (M) 3.30 Evacuate Earth (M) 4.30 Evacuate
Earth (M) 5.30 Yukon Gold (M) 6.30 Situation
Critical (M) 7.30 Bomb Hunters: Afghanistan (M)
There are only two options for the frontline teams
in Afghanistan charged with the dangerous task of
finding and disarming Improvised Explosive Devices
– learn fast or die faster. 8.30 The Deadliest Outpost
(M) A remote, 15-man camp in Afghanistan is one
of the US military’s least safe locations. 10.30 Yukon
Gold (M) 11.30 Prospectors (PG) 12.30am Situation
Critical (M) 1.30 Bomb Hunters: Afghanistan (M)
2.30 The Deadliest Outpost (M) 4.30 Yukon Gold
(M) 5.30 Prospectors (PG)
6.30 The Men Who Killed Kennedy (M) 7.30
Crimes & Trials of the 20th Century (M) 8.30 Bible
Secrets Revealed (PG) 9.30 East to West (PG)
10.30 Coast (PG) 11.30 Find My Past (PG) 12.30
Hitler’s Children (M) 1.30 The Men Who Killed
Kennedy (M) 2.30 Barry Humphries’ Flashbacks
(PG) 3.30 Sea Hunters Marathon (PG) 5.30 Walking
Through History (PG) 6.30 When the War Came to
Australia (PG) 7.30 The World Wars (M) Peace at
Last: With his advance in the Soviet Union stalled,
Hitler orders his army to advance on Stalingrad,
but despite staggering losses, the Soviet forces
survive the onslaught. 8.30 The Paper Nazis (PG) In
Winnipeg during the 1930s, two extremist groups
operated in the city. 9.30 The Memorial: Beyond
the Anzac (PG) 10.30 The Men Who Built America
(M) 11.30 Mysteries at the Museum (PG) 12.30am
Myth Hunters (PG) 1.30 Ancient Aliens (PG) 2.30
Conspiracy Theory with Jesse Ventura (PG) 3.30
The World Wars (M) 4.30 The Paper Nazis (PG)
5.30 The Memorial: Beyond the Anzac (PG)
BBC Knowledge SKY 074
6.20 Operation Grand Canyon (PG) 7.10 Great
Continental Railway (PG) 8.10 David Attenborough’s
Natural Curiosities (PG) 8.35 Helicopter Heroes
Marathon (PG) 12.20 Top Gear Marathon (PG) 6.30
Clarkson Meets the Neighbours (M) 7.20 Vikings
with Neil Oliver (PG) 8.20 True Stories: Pirates
of the Caribbean (M) The adventures of the real
pirates 300 years ago, who inspired the films of
the same name. 9.15 Museum Secrets (M) 10.05
Top Gear (PG) 11.05 Helicopter Heroes Marathon
(PG) 2.50am Clarkson Meets the Neighbours (M)
3.30 Michael Palin’s New Europe (PG) 4.25 Michael
Palin’s New Europe (PG) 5.20 Vikings with Neil
Oliver (PG)
6.08 Storytime (RNZ)
(storytime@radionz.co.nz)
7.08 Country Life (RNZ)
A programme of rural stories from around
New Zealand (countrylife@radionz.co.nz)
8.10 Saturday Morning with Kim Hill
(RNZ) (saturday@radionz.co.nz)
12.11 This Way Up with Simon Morton
(RNZ) (thiswayup@radionz.co.nz)
2.05 Music 101 with Emma Smith
(music101@radionz.co.nz)
4.06 The Secret Life of Instrument Repairers
(RNZ)
5.11 Focus on Politics (RNZ)
5.45 Tagata o te Moana (RNZ)
6.06 Great Encounters (RNZ)
7.06 Saturday Night Nostalgia
11.04 The Story of Ray Charles (RNZ)
12.04am All Night Programme Including: 12.05
Music after Midnight; 12.30 History Repeated
(RNZ); 1.05 Our Changing World (RNZ);
2.05 Spiritual Outlook (RNZ); 2.35 Hymns
for Sunday; 3.05 The Wailing Pool, by Maggi
Danby (RNZ); 3.30 Te Waonui a Te Manu
Korihi (RNZ); 4.30 Science in Action (BBC)
5.45 Auckland Stories (RNZ)
Details available at www.radionz.co.nz
Radio New Zealand Concert
News and Weather 6.00, 7.00, 8.00, 9.00am,
noon, 3.00, 6.00, 11.00pm
6.00 Classic Morning
9.00 Best of Upbeat (RNZ)
10.00 William Shakespeare 450 The 154
Sonnets, Sonnet No 136: If Thy Soul Cheque
Thee That I Come so Near (RNZ)
10.02 Your Choice (Box 123, Wellington or
concert@radionz.co.nz)
Noon The RNZ Concert Classical Chart
1.00 Jazz Night in America Today:
Reimagining Brubeck (3 of 13, NPR)
2.00 Global Sounds (RNZ)
3.00 Saturday Concert 2011 Auckland Arts
Festival – New Zeibekiko, World Première:
Manos Achalinotopoulos (clarino/vocalist),
Petros Kourtis (percussion), Auckland
Philharmonia/Hamish McKeich – Psathas’ New
Zeibekiko (3 of 4, RNZ)
4.50 Portuguese Pianistic Poise Chopin:
Nocturnes, in E flat Op 9/2; in F Op 15/1; F#
Op 15/2; Beethoven: Violin Sonata No 1 in D
Op 12/1; Schumann: Piano Concerto in A minor
Op 54
6.00 Made in New Zealand A programme that
celebrates local performers and composers. A
Ritchie: From the Southern Marches, Prelude;
Bartók: String Quartet No 1 Sz40; Elgar:
Coronation March Op 65
7.00 Vocalied The World of Song
8.00 Music Alive Morag Atchison (sop), Bianca
Andrew (mezzo), Henry Choo (ten), James
Clayton (bass), Voices New Zealand Chamber
Choir, Orchestra Wellington/Tecwyn Evans:
Handel arr Mozart: Messiah (RNZ)
10.00 Day’s End A programme of music to
wind down to
12.00am Music Through the Night
Newstalk ZB
6.00 Nigel Yalden All Sport Breakfast 9.00 Jack
Tame Noon Veitch on Sport 6.00 Bruce Russell – In
My Day 12.00am Tim Roxborogh Talkback
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TV2
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6.00 ■ Wonder Dogs (G, R, C)
6.25 Soccer English Premier
League, Arsenal v Newcastle
United, from the Emirates
Stadium, London, live.
8.30 Praise Be (G)
9.00 Pokarekare Ana – A Love
Song (G, R, C, AD)
10.00 Marae Summer Series
(G, HD)
10.30 Waka Huia
11.00 Neighbourhood (G, HD, C)
Napier: Jane Yee hosts a
tour of the neighbourhood
she calls home – Auckland’s
Three Kings.
11.30 Being Me
11.55 ■ Africa – The Future
(G, R, C, AD)
1.00 Undercover Boss USA
(G, R, C)
2.00 Hotel Inspector (G, R, C)
3.00 Location Location Location
(G, R, C) London Northside:
Kirstie’s house hunter has
viewed a whopping 90
properties already.
4.00 The Zoo (G, R, C) Today:
It is an emotional day
at Auckland Zoo as the
orangutans head to a new
life in Florida.
4.30 Paul O’Grady for the Love
of Dogs (G, C) Today: Paul
meets stray puppy Patrick,
found wondering alone on a
London street.
5.00 River Monsters with Jeremy
Wade (G, C) The Deadliest
Encounters: Jeremy Wade
relives his most frightening
encounters with some of the
world’s deadliest fish.
6.00 ONE News (C)
7.00 Radar Across the Pacific
(G, HD, C) Norfolk: Te Radar
gets a lesson in yodelling
from a country music legend,
and heads out trailbike riding
with the island’s teens.
7.30 David Attenborough’s
Natural History Museum
Alive (G, C, AD) UK
documentary in which David
Attenborough presents a
nocturnal adventure through
London’s famous Natural
History Museum.
8.55 Billy (AO, R) Local docudrama about the life of one
of New Zealand’s best loved
entertainers, Billy T James,
who died in 1991 at the age
of 43.
10.55 Broadchurch (AO, R, C)
Tonight: The body of 11-yearold Danny is found on the
beach in Broadchurch, and
police officers Alec Hardy
and Ellie Miller are called in
to investigate.
11.55 Rake (AO, R, C, AD) Tonight:
Barney and Nicole come to
an agreement, and Kirsty
is in no mood to forgive
Cleaver.
1.10am Being Me (G, R, HD)
1.40 Emmerdale (PGR, R, C)
3.35 – 6.00 Infomercials
6.00 Pajanimals (G, R, C)
6.10 Buzzy Bee and Friends
(G, R, C)
6.15 ■ Wiki the Kiwi (G, R, HD, C)
6.25 Dinosaur Train (G, R, C)
6.35 Art Attack (G, C)
7.00 Sofia the First (G, R, C)
7.20 Wander Over Yonder (G, C)
7.45 Sanjay & Craig (G, C)
8.10 Regular Show (G, R, C)
8.20 SpongeBob SquarePants
(G, R, C)
8.42 Angry Birds Toons (G, C)
8.45 My Little Pony Equestria
Girls: Rainbow Rocks (G, C)
10.00 Shortland Street Omnibus
(PGR, R, HD, C, AD)
Noon ■ Batman and Robin (1997,
PGR, R, C) George Clooney,
Chris O’Donnell, Alicia
Silverstone.
2.35 Ravenswood (PGR)
3.30 Home and Away Omnibus
(PGR, R, C)
6.00 The Neighbors (PGR, C)
Oscar Party: Debbie finally
joins a popular social media
outlet, and because she and
Marty have lost touch with
their old friends, the Weavers
decide to throw an Oscar
party to reconnect with
everybody.
6.30 The Middle (G, R, C) A
Christmas Gift: Frankie
decides to have a Christmas
Eve party, and Sue calls on
Reverend TimTom to explain
the meaning of Christmas to
a questioning Brick.
7.00 Toy Story That Time Forgot
(C, AD) The Toy Story gang
find themselves in uncharted
territory when the coolest
set of action figures ever
turn out to be dangerously
delusional.
7.30 ■ Alice in Wonderland
(2010, PGR, R, HD, C, AD) A
19-year-old Alice returns to
Wonderland to embark on a
fantastical journey to find her
true destiny and end the Red
Queen’s reign. Johnny Depp,
Mia Wasikowska, Helena
Bonham Carter.
9.35 ■ Marvel’s Agents of
SHIELD (C) Tonight: Coulson
and Whitehall’s forces meet.
10.35 ■ The Haunting of Molly
Hartley (2008, AO, R, C)
In the wake of a family
trauma, an 18-year-old girl
trying to adjust to life at a
new school finds herself
fighting for survival. Haley
Bennett, Chace Crawford.
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12.20am ■ The Maddening (1996,
AO, R) Burt Reynolds, Angie
Dickinson, Mia Sara.
2.10 Anger Management
(AO, R, C)
2.35 ■ Good Vibes (AO, R)
3.00 Infomercials
3.30 Jeremy Kyle (AO, R)
4.20 It Is Written (R)
4.50 ■ The Catalina (PGR, R, C)
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6.00
6.30
7.00
8.00
Life TV (G)
Brian Houston (G)
Charles Stanley (G)
Universal Church of the
Kingdom of God: UCKG TV
(G)
8.30 Turning Point with David
Jeremiah (G)
9.00 Helen Clark: Hard Labour
(PGR, R, HD, C)
9.55 The Nation (C)
10.55 The Best of Campbell Live
11.35 3rd Degree (HD, C)
12.30 The Michael J Fox Show
(PGR, R, HD)
1.00 Entertainment Tonight
Weekend (G)
2.00 Motorsport UDC V8 Utes
Pukekohe, round six.
3.00 Motorsport (HD) USA
Formula Drift Atlanta,
episode three.
3.30 Motorsport World Sprint Car
Championship, round one.
4.00 Motorsport (HD) WEC Sao
Paulo, round eight final.
5.00 The World’s Deadliest
Roads (PGR, R, C)
6.00 3 News
7.00 Coca-Cola Christmas in the
Park with Jono & Ben (HD)
8.30 The Night Shift (AO, HD, C)
Tonight: TC and Topher treat
the lone survivor of a plane
crash while fending off a lawenforcement officer with a
secret motive.
9.30 Hawaii Five-O (AO, HD,
C) Tonight: McGarrett
investigates the murder of an
undercover ATF agent.
10.25 The Price of Fish (AO, R,
C) Local documentary that
investigates the ways foreign
charter fishing vessels are
plundering NZ fish stocks.
11.25 24 Hours: Police
(AO, R, HD, C)
12.25am Infomercials
5.30 – 6.00 Brian Houston @
Hillsong TV (G, R)
FOUR
FREEVIEW 4 SKY 012
Infomercials 4.30 Fanboy and
Chum Chum (G, R) 5.00 Big Time
Rush (G, R) 5.30 Mr. Young (G,
R) 6.00 The Nanny (G, R, C) 6.30
Survivor: San Juan Del Sur (G)
7.30 America’s Next Top Model
(PGR, part 1 of 2) Tonight: Tyra
introduces the final four models to
her cosmetics line, and challenges
them to a commercial shoot. 8.30
Witches of East End (AO) Tonight:
Joanna tries to travel back to the
present, but a dangerous admirer
tracks her down in the past. 9.30
Burn Notice (AO) Tonight: Michael
is accused of a crime at a local
hotel. 10.25 Friends with Benefits
(AO, R) Tonight: Sara wants to get
serious with Evan, and Ben tries to
do the opposite with a woman he
recently met. 10.55 Entertainment
Tonight Weekend (G) 11.50 –
6.00am Infomercials
TV2: Alice in Wonderland, 7.30pm
PRIME
FREEVIEW 10 SKY 004
6.00
10.30
Noon
1.00
Religious Programming (G)
Sport Box (G)
MasterChef USA (PGR, R)
Whose Line Is It Anyway UK
(PGR, R)
1.30 Undercover Boss UK (G, R)
2.30 Better Homes and Gardens
(G, R)
3.35 Great Outdoors (G, R)
4.30 Escape to the Country
(G, R)
5.30 Prime News
6.00 Jamie’s Family Christmas
(G)
6.30 The Great British Food
Revival (G)
7.00 Storage Wars: New York
(PGR, R)
7.30 ■ The Manor Reborn (PGR)
UK documentary series in
which a team of historians,
experts, and volunteers
reinvent Avebury Manor in
Wiltshire.
8.30 Weekend Murders: Miss
Marple (PGR) Greenshaw’s
Folly: Miss Marple finds
refuge for an old friend after
a desperate late-night visit,
but the new safe haven casts
a dark shadow after another
house guest goes missing.
10.35 Jimmy and the Giant
Supermarket (PGR)
11.35 ■ Piers Morgan On. (AO, R)
12.35am – 6.00 Home Shopping
MAORI
FREEVIEW 5 SKY 019
10.00am Language: Korero Mai
(G, R)
2.00 Tangaroa with Pio (G, R)
2.30 Homai Te Pakipaki (G, R)
3.30 Fox Memorial Shield Marist
v Mangere East Hawks.
5.30 News: Te Kaea
6.00 Waka Huia (G)
7.30 ■ Moko Aotearoa (G, R)
8.00 Te Iti Kahurangi: The
Journey to Success (G)
Tonight: Surfing champion
Kehu Butler Jnr; kapa haka
exponent Jeff Ruha; and
Cleo Bachelor of the Year
and Titanium band member
Jordi Webber.
8.30 ■ Ran (1985, AO) A great
Japanese Lord decides to
abdicate for his three sons,
but the two corrupt ones
turn against him. Tatsuya
Nakadai, Akira Terao.
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6.55
7.30
A Resurrection (2013, 16)
Mischa Barton, Devon Sawa.
8.25 Jack Ryan. Shadow Recruit
(2014, M) Chris Pine.
10.10 Don Jon (2013, 16)
Joseph Gordon-Levitt.
11.40 Devil’s Due (2014, 16)
1.10 Pawn (2013, 16) Ray Liotta,
Nikki Reed, Forest Whitaker.
2.40 After Earth (2013, M) Will
Smith, Jaden Smith.
4.20 Mandela: Long Walk to
Freedom (2013, M) Idris
Elba, Naomie Harris.
6.40 Snitch (2013, M) A father
makes a deal to go undercover and infiltrate a drug
cartel to save his son from
jail. Dwayne Johnson.
8.30 Lone Survivor (2013, 16)
Four Navy SEALs are
dropped behind enemy lines
in Afghanistan to verify the
whereabouts of a Taliban
commander. Mark Wahlberg.
10.35 Goats (2012, 16)
David Duchovny.
12.10am The Courier (2012, 18) 1.45
After Earth (2013, M) 3.25 Mandela:
Long Walk to Freedom (2013, M)
5.45 Snitch (2013, M)
Just Like Heaven (2005, PG)
Reese Witherspoon.
9.05 Shanghai Noon (2000, PG)
Jackie Chan, Owen Wilson.
10.55 The Sum of All Fears
(2001, M) Ben Affleck.
12.55 My Best Friend’s Wedding
(1997, M) Julia Roberts.
2.40 In the Line of Fire
(1993, M) Clint Eastwood.
4.50 Letters to Juliet (2010, PG)
Amanda Seyfried.
6.35 Chicago (2002, M)
In 1920s Chicago, two
dancers wind up on Death
Row after committing
murders. Renée Zellweger.
8.30 Sex and the City (2008, 16)
A New York writer is getting
married, but her three best
friends must console her
after her fiancé jilts her.
Sarah Jessica Parker.
10.55 Payback (1999, 18) A smalltime crook seeks revenge
after being double-crossed
and left for dead by his wife
and partner-in-crime.
Mel Gibson, Lucy Liu.
12.35am In the Line of Fire (1993,
M) 2.40 Letters to Juliet (2010, PG)
4.25 Payback (1999, 18)
6.40 Biography: Rowan Atkinson
(2008, PG)
7.30 The Graduate (1967, M)
Dustin Hoffman.
9.15 Tobruk (1967, PG) Rock
Hudson, George Peppard.
11.05 The Spy Who Came in from
the Cold (1965, PG) Richard
Burton, Claire Bloom.
12.55 The Keep (1983, 16)
Scott Glenn, Gabriel Byrne.
2.30 The Last Emperor (1987, PG)
John Lone, Joan Chen.
5.10 The Presidio (1988, M)
Sean Connery, Mark Harmon.
6.45 She’s Having a Baby (1988,
PG) A pair of newlyweds
find they are unprepared for
the reality of marriage. Kevin
Bacon, Elizabeth McGovern.
8.30 Empire of the Sun (1987,
PG) An English boy, living
in Shanghai, struggles to
survive under Japanese
occupation during World
War II. Christian Bale.
11.00 The Fog (1980, M) Jamie Lee
Curtis, Janet Leigh.
12.30am Outland (1981, M) 2.20
Cruising (1980, 18) 4.00 The Hunger
(1983, 18) 5.35 The Lavender Hill
Mob (1951, G)
GENERAL
6.00 Bid America 6.30 Survival School 7.00 Natural
World 8.00 Liberty of London 9.00 West End
Salvage 9.30 LA Frock Stars 10.00 Fantasy Homes
by the Sea 11.00 Kirstie’s Handmade Showdown
Christmas Noon Early Edition 1.00 Natural World
2.00 Liberty of London 3.00 The Garden Pantry
3.30 Gardeners’ World: The Edible Garden 4.00
Paul & Nick’s Big Food Trip 4.30 River Cottage
Forever 5.00 James Nesbitt’s Ireland 5.30 Marbella
Mansions 6.30 Nigel Slater 12 Tastes of Christmas
7.30 The Roux Scholarship 8.30 ■ The Experiment
(2010, AO) Twenty six men are picked to take part
in a psychological study in which they must play
the roles of guards and prisoners, until the scenario
begins to spiral out of control. Adrien Brody, Cam
Gigandet, Forest Whitaker. 11.30 Kirstie’s Handmade
Showdown Christmas 12.30am Paul & Nick’s Big
Food Trip 1.00 The Garden Pantry 1.30 Gardeners’
World: The Edible Garden 2.00 River Cottage
Forever 2.30 James Nesbitt’s Ireland 3.00 ■ The
Experiment (2010, AO) 5.00 The Roux Scholarship
UKTV SKY 007
6.15 The Graham Norton Show (M) 7.05 Birds of
a Feather (PG) 7.30 Birds of a Feather (PG) 7.55
Doctor Who (PG) 8.45 Hollyoaks (PG) 10.50 Holby
City (M) 11.50 Casualty (PG) 12.40 A Touch of Frost
(M) 2.30 Inspector Morse (M) 4.30 Heartbeat (PG)
5.25 QI (M) 6.00 Would I Lie to You? (M) Harry
Enfield, Claudia Winkleman, Tara Palmer-Tomkinson
and Dave Spikey. 6.30 Have I Got News for You?
(PG) 7.30 Casualty (PG) The Ties That Bind: Dixie
gets her mojo back by rescuing a man from a
garage fire, and a drunken gambler with cancer
reunites with his sister after seven years apart. 8.30
Lewis (M) Generation of Vipers: A professor feels
humiliated when her internet dating video is leaked
onto a website and watched by her students. 10.05
Doc Martin (M) Listen with Mother: Louisa is hit by
a car and rushed to hospital, and Al’s business plan
is dismissed by his dad. 11.00 The Graham Norton
Show (M) Andrew Garfield, Emma Stone and Jamie
Foxx. 11.55 Heartbeat (PG) 12.45am Being Human
(16) 1.45 Being Human (16) 2.45 Lewis (M) 4.15
Inspector Morse (M)
Movies Greats: Sex and the City, 8.30pm
Living SKY 008
6.30 Breathing Space Yoga 7.00 Britain’s Lost
Routes 8.00 A Place in the Sun: Summer Sun 9.00
The Great British Sewing Bee 10.00 Harbour Lives
10.30 Kirstie’s Handmade Showdown 11.30 Cornwall
with Caroline Quentin Noon Cornwall with Caroline
Quentin 1.00 Victorian Pharmacy 2.00 A Place in
the Sun: Summer Sun 3.00 Britain’s Lost Routes
4.00 Flog It! 5.00 The Dales 5.30 Country House
Sunday 6.30 You Deserve This House 7.30 Escape
to the Country 8.30 Coast 9.30 James Nesbitt’s
Ireland 10.00 Auction 10.30 Secret Interview 11.30
The Dales 12.00am Coast 1.00 Coast 2.00 Holmes
on Homes 3.00 Salvage Hunters 4.00 Cash in the
Attic 5.00 A Place by the Sea
Sky Arts SKY 027
7.20 Imagination Unleashed 8.00 Sade: Bring Me
Home 10.00 Aida: Royal Albert Hall 12.30 The
Venice Syndrome 1.50 Rich Hill 3.20 Imagination
Unleashed 4.00 Chosen People 4.55 Chosen People
5.45 Movie Stars 6.20 After Fall, Winter (PG) 8.30
Neil Young: Silver & Gold 9.30 Broken Song 10.40
Other Voices 11.35 Camera Music 12.00am Chosen
People 12.55 Chosen People 1.45 Movie Stars 2.20
After Fall, Winter (PG) 4.30 Neil Young: Silver &
Gold 5.30 Broken Song
SoHo SKY 010
6.50 Queer As Folk (18) 7.45 Empire Falls (M)
11.00 Bates Motel Marathon (16) 6.30 The Pacific
6.25
Private Peaceful (2012, M)
Jack O’Connell.
8.10 On My Way (2013, 16)
Catherine Deneuve.
10.10 Disconnect (2012, 16)
Jason Bateman, Hope Davis.
12.10 Samsara (2011, PG)
US documentary.
1.50 Still Mine (2012, PG) James
Cromwell, Chuck Shamata.
3.30 The Third Half (2012, M)
Katarina Ivanovska.
5.25 Antarctica: A Year on Ice
(2013, M) Local documentary.
6.55 Breathe In (2013, M)
An exchange student
inadvertently breaks apart
the relationships of her host
family. Felicity Jones.
8.30 Hinterland (2013, 16, season
1, episode 2) Richard
Harrington, Mali Harries.
10.10 The Red Road (2014, M,
season 1, episode 6) Martin
Henderson, Jason Momoa.
11.05 Crackheads (2013, 16)
Jeremy Birchall.
12.35am Wallander (2009,
M, season 2, episode 10) 2.05
Antarctica: A Year on Ice (2013, M)
3.35 Hinterland: Episode 1 (2013, 16)
5.15 Samsara (2011, PG)
(16) Okinawa: Sledge and the rest of the 1st Marine
Division relieve an Army division and are horrified
by the Japanese use of civilian women and children
as shields in combat. 7.30 Intruders (16) And Here…
You Must Listen: Jack searches for Amy in Seattle,
but her movements only produce more questions,
and an act of humanity has serious consequences
for Richard. 8.30 The Affair (16) US drama series
about a New York City schoolteacher who engages
in an extramarital affair with a young waitress. 9.30
The Fall (18) Detective Gibson finally closes in on
elusive serial killer Paul Spector. 10.30 Homeland
(16) CIA officer Carrie Mathison fearlessly risks
everything – including her own sanity – to protect
the nation from terror. 11.30 American Horror Story:
Freak Show (16) US horror series that centres
around the characters who work in one of the last
freak shows in the United States. 12.30am Intruders
(16) 1.30 The Pacific (16) 2.30 The Affair (16) 3.30
Homeland (16) 4.30 American Horror Story: Freak
Show (16) 5.30 The Fall (18)
6.00 BBC World News 6.30 The Travel Show 7.00
BBC World News 7.10 World Features 7.30 The
Spirit of Yachting 8.00 BBC World News 8.10 World
Features 8.30 Dateline London 9.00 BBC World
News 10.00 BBC World News 10.10 World Features
10.30 The Culture Show 11.00 BBC World News 11.10
World Features 11.30 Newsnight Noon BBC World
News 12.30 Talking Business 1.00 BBC World News
1.15 Sport Today 1.30 Click 2.00 BBC World News
3.00 BBC World News 3.10 Nobel Minds Debate
4.00 BBC World News 4.30 India Business Report
World Features 6.30 Talking Business 7.00 BBC
World News 7.15 Sport Today 7.30 The Spirit of
Yachting 8.00 BBC World News 9.00 BBC World
News 10.00 BBC World News 11.00 Newsday 11.30
Asia Business Report 11.45 Sport Today 12.00am
Newsday 12.30 Asia Business Report 12.45 Sport
Today 1.00 Newsday 1.30 Asia Business Report
1.45 Sport Today 2.00 BBC World News 2.30 Asia
Business Report 2.45 Sport Today 3.00 BBC World
News 3.30 Asia Business Report 3.45 Sport Today
4.00 BBC World News 4.30 HARDtalk 5.00 BBC
World News 5.30 World Business Report 5.45 BBC
World News
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RADIO
Sky Sport 1 SKY 051
6.00 Golf, Australian PGA Championship, round
three, highlights. 7.00 Golf, US PGA Tour, Franklin
Templeton Shootout, round three, from Tiburon
Golf Club, Florida, live. 4.20 Arsenal TV 7.20 Softball, Oceania Qualifier, day one, from Rosedale
Park, Auckland, highlights. 8.50 Softball, Oceania
Qualifier, day two, from Rosedale Park, Auckland,
highlights. 10.20 The Cricket Show 10.50 Cricket,
Pakistan v Blackcaps, third one-day, first innings,
live. 2.35am The Cricket Show 3.05 Cricket, Pakistan v Blackcaps, third one-day, second innings, live.
Sky Sport 2 SKY 052
6.30 Tennis, NZ National Championship, day two,
highlights. 8.00 Snooker, Champions Tour, PNC
Father Son Challenge, round one, live. Noon Golf
Central 12.30 Sky Sports News UK 1.00 Golf,
European Tour, Alfred Dunhill Championship, round
three, highlights. 1.30 Golf, US PGA Tour, Franklin
Templeton Shootout, round three, highlights. 2.00
Golf, Australian PGA Championship, round four,
from RACV Royal Pines Resort, live. 7.00 Tennis,
NZ National Championship, day two, highlights.
8.30 Soccer, A-League, Wellington Phoenix v
Central Coast Mariners, highlights. 9.00 Golf,
European Tour, Alfred Dunhill Championship,
round three, highlights. 9.30 Golf, Australian PGA
Championship, round four, highlights. 10.30 Golf,
three, highlights. 11.00 Golf, European Tour, Alfred
Dunhill Championship, round four, live. 3.30am Golf,
Australian PGA, round four, highlights. 4.30 Chelsea
TV
Discovery: Running Wild with Bear Grylls,
8.30pm
India, morning session, live. 3.05 The Cricket Show
3.35 Cricket, second test, day three. Australia v
India, afternoon session, live. 8.30 Hockey, FIH
Champions Trophy, first and second semi-final,
replay. 11.30 Ice Hockey, NHL, Toronto Maple Leafs
v Detroit Red Wings, replay. 12.30am The Ultimate
Fighter, replay. 1.30 Basketball, NBL, Melbourne
United v NZ Breakers. 2.00 Fox Sports News 2.30
SKY Sport What’s On 2.55 Hockey, FIH Men’s
Champions, final, live. 5.00 Cricket, second test, day
three. Australia v India. 5.30 The ITM Fishing Show
ESPN SKY 061
Central Coast Mariners, highlights. 7.30 Sailing,
Volvo Ocean Race. 8.18 Soccer, FIFA World Cup,
live. 10.30 Cricket, second test, day two, Australia
v India, highlights. 11.00 Sky Sport 365 11.30 The
ITM Fishing Show Noon Sailing, Volvo Ocean Race,
12.30 Cricket, second test, day three, Australia v
6.00 Soccer, NCAA, live. 9.00 SportsCenter 9.15
Basketball, College, Kansas v Utah, from Sprint
Center, Kansas City, live. 11.15 Basketball, College,
Arizona v Michigan, from McKale Memorial Center,
Tucson, Arizona, live. 1.15 44 Monthly Jeers 1.30
Basketball, NBA, Los Angeles Clippers v Milwaukee
Bucks, live. 4.00 Basketball, College, Gonzaga v
UCLA, live. 6.00 SportsCenter 7.00 Basketball,
College, Big 12 Conference, Kansas v Utah, replay.
9.00 Heisman Trophy Presentation 10.00 ESPN
Original Documentaries 12.00am Poker, World
Series, replay. 2.00 SportsCenter 3.00 Colin’s
Football Show 4.00 NFL Countdown
DOCUMENTARIES
History SKY 073
Sky Sport 3 SKY 053
Discovery SKY 070
6.00 Auction Kings (PG) 6.30 MythBusters (PG)
7.30 MythBusters (PG) 8.30 You Have Been Warned
(M) 9.30 What Happened Next? (PG) 10.30 Yukon
Men (M) 11.30 Nomad Chef (PG) 12.30 Great
Southern Land (PG) 1.30 Codes and Conspiracies
(M) 2.30 The Unexplained Files (M) 3.30 Alaska:
The Last Frontier (M) 4.30 Ice Lake Rebels (M)
5.30 Gunslingers (M) 6.30 Tethered (M) 7.30
Stem Cell Universe with Stephen Hawking (PG)
8.30 Running Wild with Bear Grylls (M) Zac Efron:
Bear Grylls takes actor Zac Efron on a trip into the
Catskill Mountains. 9.30 Lair of the Mega Shark (PG)
10.30 How China Works (PG) 11.30 You Have Been
Warned (M) 12.30am What Happened Next? (PG)
1.30 House of Horrors: Kidnapped (M) 2.30 Auction
Kings (PG) 3.00 How China Works (PG) 4.00 Flying
Wild Alaska (PG) 5.00 Dirty Jobs (PG)
6.30 Tiger Man of Africa (PG) 8.30 Tiger Man of
Africa (PG) 9.30 Tiger Queen (G) 10.30 Nazi Temple
of Doom (PG) 11.30 Hitler’s Jurassic Monsters (M)
12.30 Air Crash Investigation (PG) 2.30 Crowd
Control (PG) 3.00 Crowd Control (PG) 3.30 Yukon
Gold (M) 4.30 Wicked Tuna North Vs South (M)
5.30 Prospectors (PG) 6.30 Beyond Magic with
DMC (PG) 7.30 Ultimate Airport Dubai (PG)
8.30 Stephen Hawking’s Science (PG) Designer
Humans: Stephen Hawking and his team look at
how breakthroughs in technology are being applied
to upgrading our brains. 9.30 Crowd Control (PG)
10.30 The Jesus Mysteries (M) 12.30am Beyond
Magic with DMC (PG) 1.30 Ultimate Airport Dubai
(PG) 2.30 Stephen Hawking’s Science (PG) 3.30
Crowd Control (PG) 4.30 The Jesus Mysteries (M)
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6.30 The Men Who Built America (M) 7.30
Mysteries at the Museum (PG) 8.30 The Paper Nazis
(PG) 9.30 History of Christianity, The (PG) 10.30
The World Wars (M) 11.30 Oliver Stone: Untold
History (M) 12.30 In the Shadow of the Moon (PG)
2.30 Mysteries at the Museum (PG) 3.30 The Civil
War by Ken Burns (G) 4.30 How We Won the War
(PG) 5.00 Building Wonders (G) 5.30 Martin Shaw
Aviators (PG) 6.00 Pagans & Pilgrims Marathon
(PG) 6.30 The Bible (M) 7.30 Wonders of the
Clockwork World (PG) 8.30 The Bible’s Buried
Secrets (PG) The mysteries and hidden facts of the
Bible. 10.30 Jesus the Cold Case (PG) 11.30 Hitler’s
Henchmen (M) 12.30am Secrets of War (M) 1.30
The War Files (PG) 2.30 Line of Fire (PG) 3.30
Wonders of the Clockwork World (PG) 4.30 The
Bible’s Buried Secrets (PG)
6.15 True Stories: Pirates of the Caribbean (M) 7.00
Museum Secrets (M) 7.45 Top Gear Marathon (PG)
12.55 Poaching Wars with Tom Hardy (M) 2.30
Dangerous Roads Marathon (M) 5.30 Top Gear (PG)
6.30 Derren Brown Investigates (M) 7.25 Fry’s Planet
Word (M) 8.30 Louis Theroux: Twilight of the Porn
Stars (M) Louis Theroux visits the hub of America’s
adult entertainment industry to see how things have
changed for them since the expansion of the Internet.
9.35 Who Do You Think You Are? (PG) Nigel Havers:
Actor Nigel Havers is usually cast in upper-class roles,
but his roots turn out to be very different. 10.40
Top Gear (PG) 11.40 Derren Brown Investigates (M)
12.30am Fry’s Planet Word (M) 1.30 Louis Theroux:
Twilight of the Porn Stars (M) 2.30 Who Do You
Think You Are? (PG) 3.30 Michael Palin’s New Europe
(PG) 4.25 The Characteristics of C-Minor (PG) 4.40
Poaching Wars with Tom Hardy (M)
6.08 Storytime (RNZ)
(storytime@radionz.co.nz)
7.08 Sunday Morning with Wallace Chapman
(sunday@radionz.co.nz)
12.12 Spectrum: Marlborough’s Milk Maids
(RNZ) (spectrum@radionz.co.nz)
12.40 Standing Room Only
Including: 3.04 The Drama Hour
(standingroomonly@radionz.co.nz)
4.06 The Sunday Feature: The 2014
Rutherford Lectures Experiments between
Worlds – The Land (2 of 4, RNZ)
5.00 The World at 5
5.11 Spiritual Outlook (RNZ)
(spiritual@radionz.co.nz)
5.40 Te Waonui a Te Manu Korihi (RNZ)
6.06 Te Ahi Kaa (RNZ)
(teahikaa@radionz.co.nz)
7.06 One in Five (RNZ)
(oneinfive@radionz.co.nz)
7.35 Voices (RNZ) (voices@radionz.co.nz)
8.06 Sounds Historical with Jim Sullivan
(RNZ) (history@radionz.co.nz)
10.12 Mediawatch (RNZ)
(mediawatch@radionz.co.nz)
11.04 Hidden Treasures (3 of 8, RNZ)
12.04am All Night Programme Including:
12.05 Music after Midnight; 12.30 At the Movies
(RNZ); 1.05 Te Ahi Kaa (RNZ); 2.30 NZ Music
Feature (RNZ); 3.05 Under the Knife – A
Hartley Manners Story, by Matthew O’Sullivan
(1 of 5, RNZ); 3.30 Health Check (BBC); 5.10
War Report (RNZ)
News and Weather 6.00, 8.00, 9.00am, noon,
3.00, 11.00pm
6.00 Sanctuary (RNZ)
8.00 Grace Notes
9.00 Composer of the Week Herbert Howells
(1892-1983) (RNZ) See page 72
10.00 William Shakespeare 450 Sonnet No
137: Thou Blind Fool, Love, What Dost thou to
Mine Eyes (RNZ)
10.02 Spoleto Chamber Music Festival
(3 of 13, WFMT)
11.00 The Works
Noon The Critic’s Choice
1.00 Vintage Years
2.00 The Sunday Feature John Amis
Composer Portraits: Michael Tippett (F, RNZ)
3.00 Young New Zealand (F, RNZ)
5.30 Bob Dylan, No Direction Home The life
of Bob Dylan (F, Joyride Media)
6.30 Christmas Oratorio Bach’s six-part
celebration of the Christmas season – Lynda
Russell (sop), Catherine Wyn-Rogers
(contralto), Mark Padmore (ten), Michael
George (bass), The Sixteen, Symphony of
Harmony and Invention/Harry Christophers
9.00 From the New Zealand Collection
10.00 Day’s End Music to wind down to
Newstalk ZB
6.00 Best of Mike Hosking/Leighton Smith 7.00
Ruud’s Awakening 8.00 Daniel McHardy – Sport Power
Hour 9.00 Andrew Dickens Sunday Café Noon Tony
Veitch – Veitch on Sport 6.00 Jax & Sam - Total Recall
7.30 John Cowan – Real Life 8.00 Pam Corkery, Tim
Roxborogh – The Two 11.00 – Mike King – The Nutters
Club 1.00am – 6.00 Gary Denvir: Open-line Talkback
3/12/2014 12:20 pm
MONDAY DECEMBER 15
TV1
TV2
FREEVIEW 1 SKY 001
6.00 Breakfast
9.00 ■ MasterChef New Zealand
(PGR, R, C)
10.00 The Ellen DeGeneres Show
(R, C)
11.00 The Chase (G, R, C)
Noon ONE News (C)
12.30 Emmerdale (PGR, C) Today:
Ross and Donna are in shock
after the gunshot, and Laurel
is worried.
1.00 Coronation Street (PGR, R,
C, AD) Today: Hospitalised
Tyrone needs Fiz’s support,
and Sophie pushes herself
too hard.
1.30 Come Dine with Me UK (G)
2.00 Packed to the Rafters (AO,
R, HD, C) Free to Choose:
Hours have passed since
Coby took off and he is not
answering his phone.
3.00 Star Treatment (G, R) Today:
Jane Mcdonald and the
team head to the Castleford
Panthers Ladies’ Rugby Club.
3.55 Te Karere (C)
4.25 The Chase (G, C)
5.25 Millionaire Hot Seat (G, R, C)
With Eddie McGuire.
6.00 ONE News (C)
7.00 Seven Sharp (C)
7.30 Border Security:
International (PGR, C)
Tonight: A Korean brideto-be tries to enter Canada
as a tourist, and the Marine
Enforcement Team tackles a
massive Japanese freighter
with an illegal passenger.
8.00 Piha Rescue (PGR, C)
Tonight: Lifeguards try to
save a stranded whale, and
four youngsters get lost in
Raglan harbour.
8.30 Criminal Minds (AO, C, AD)
Angels: When the BAU is
called to Texas to consult on
the murders of prostitutes,
the evidence points to
killings with religious
overtones.
9.30 Castle (AO, C) In the Belly
of the Beast: Beckett is
recruited to assist a narcotics
investigation, but a routine
mission turns deadly when
an undercover operation
goes awry.
10.25 ONE News Tonight (C)
10.55 Person of Interest (AO,
R, C, AD) Zero Day: The
countdown on a mysterious
virus causes the Machine
to malfunction, and Reese
and Finch try to locate an
elusive millionaire whose
number is up.
11.55 The World’s Strictest
Parents (AO, R, C) North
Carolina – USA: Two wayward teens are sent to
North Carolina to live under
the guidance of a wealthy
Chinese-American family.
1.10am Te Karere (R, C)
1.40 Infomercials
5.05 Impact for Life
5.35 – 6.00 Te Karere (R, C)
6.00 Creflo Dollar
6.30 Little Monstar (G, HD, C)
6.35 Transformers Rescue Bots
(G, C)
6.55 My Little Pony: Friendship Is
Magic (G, C)
7.20 Scooby-Doo! Mystery
Incorporated (G, R, C)
7.50 Slugterra (G, R, C)
8.15 Paw Patrol (G, R, C)
8.40 Fireman Sam (G, R, C)
9.00 Infomercials
11.00 Neighbours (G, R, C)
11.30 Home and Away (R, C)
Noon Happy Endings
(PGR, R, HD, C)
12.30 Jeremy Kyle (R)
2.35 Ellen (G, R)
3.05 According to Jim (G, R, C)
(G, R, C)
4.00 Austin & Ally (G, C)
(C)
5.30 My Wife and Kids (G)
6.00 Friends (G, R, C) Tonight:
Ross is freaked out when his
new girlfriend wants to send
joint Christmas cards.
7.00 Home and Away (C) Tonight:
Maddy’s nightmares come
true when she is rocked by a
bombshell; Phoebe ditches
Neive and her dreams of
becoming a star; and Ricky
is angry when she learns that
Brax put himself in danger.
8.00 The Amazing Race (G, C)
Tonight: The teams travel
from Malta to Singapore, and
with the end in sight, which
teams will thrive under the
pressure and which teams
will sink?
9.00 ■ The Tourist (2010, AO,
AD) An American tourist
visiting Italy is seduced
by a beautiful woman and
becomes ensnared in an
international plot involving
Interpol and the Russian
Mafia. Johnny Depp,
Angelina Jolie, Paul Bettany.
Films, page 70
11.05 Mixology (AO) Tonight:
From the moment their
eyes met, Bruce and Fab
knew they hated each other,
but as the night continues,
could their hatred turn into
something more?
11.35 Orange Is the New Black
(AO) Tonight: A group of
inmates start publishing a
prison newsletter, and Gloria
and Red come to a mutual
understanding.
12.40am Shameless (AO, R, C)
1.50 Infomercials
2.50 Private Practice (PGR, R, HD,
C)
3.35 ■ The Nine Lives of Chloe
King (PGR, R)
4.20 Shake It Up (G, R)
4.45 Matthew & Marc’s Rocky
Road to Bollywood
(PGR, R, C)
5.10 Rodney (G, R, C)
TV3
FREEVIEW 2 SKY 002
FREEVIEW 3 SKY 003
6.00
8.30
10.30
11.30
Noon
12.30
1.00
3 News: Firstline
Infomercials
Rachael Ray (G, R, HD)
King of Dirt (G, R)
3 News
Baggage (AO)
American Dream Builders
(G, HD)
2.00 The Biggest Loser Australia
(G)
3.00 The Real Housewives of
Orange County (PGR, R)
4.00 Entertainment Tonight (G)
4.30 The Simpsons (G, R, C)
5.00 Big Brother Australia (G)
6.00 3 News
7.00 Campbell Live
(PGR, HD, C) Tonight: All
the teams pull all-nighters in
the race to finish the guest
bedrooms and study areas
ready for judging.
8.35 ■ The Siege (1998, AO, R,
HD, C) An FBI agent and
a CIA operative must work
together to stop terrorists
from bombing New York
City. Denzel Washington,
Annette Bening, Bruce Willis.
Films, page 70
10.55 The Paul Henry Show
11.25 Sons of Anarchy (AO, R,
HD, C) Tonight: Jax must
overcome obstacles in his
search for the truth.
12.35am Infomercials
5.30 – 6.00 City Impact Church
FOUR
FREEVIEW 4 SKY 012
6.00 Children’s Programmes
10.00 Infomercials 2.00 Children’s
Programmes 3.10 Lalaloopsy (G,
R) 3.30 Scaredy Squirrel (G) 4.00
Strange Hill High (G, R) 4.30 ■
Balto (2004, G, R, C) 6.00 The
Nanny (G, R, C) 6.30 How I Met
Your Mother (G, R) 7.00 The
Simpsons (PGR, R, C) 7.30 New
Girl (PGR) Tonight: As the gang
prepare to depart for the holidays,
they quickly find they may be home
alone when they are all trapped at
the airport due to a storm. 8.00 The
Goldbergs (PGR) Tonight: Beverly
makes an effort to get her family
to eat at home again. 8.30 Us &
Them (PGR) Tonight: On their first
weekend apart, Gavin has a boys’
night out with Archie, and Stacey
and Nessa relive their favourite high
school shenanigans. 9.00 The New
Normal (PGR, R) Tonight: Shania
claims that Rocky’s new crush is
gay, and Jane suspects that her
fellow real estate agent is gay, so
Bryan throws a dinner party to
investigate those claims. 9.25 Parks
and Recreation (PGR, R) Tonight:
Leslie has the Pawnee Parks
gang team up with their Eagleton
counterparts. 9.55 Raising Hope
(PGR, R) Tonight: Jimmy’s plans to
buy a car that is safer for Hope are
scuttled. 10.25 The Killing (AO, R,
C) 11.15 Entertainment Tonight (G)
11.40 – 6.00am Infomercials
TV2: The Tourist, 9.00pm
PRIME
FREEVIEW 10 SKY 004
6.00
6.30
7.00
7.30
Noon
1.00
3.30
Home Shopping
The Crowd Goes Wild (G, R)
Harry’s Practice (G, R)
Home Shopping
The Test (PGR, R)
American Idol (PGR, R)
The Late Show with David
Letterman (G)
4.30 Hot Bench (G)
5.00 Deal or No Deal (G, R)
5.30 Prime News
6.00 The Tonight Show Starring
Jimmy Fallon (G, R)
7.00 ■ Bondi Rescue Bali
(PGR, R)
7.30 River Cottage Veg Everyday
(G, R)
8.30 ■ 60 Minutes (PGR)
9.35 ■ Big Families (PGR)
Tonight: When your family
has more mouths to feed
than days in the week, how
do you balance the books?
Jimmy Fallon (G)
11.35 The Crowd Goes Wild (G, R)
12.05am Home Shopping
2.05 – 6.00 Home Shopping
MAORI
FREEVIEW 5 SKY 019
7.30 Pukana (G, R)
8.00 Iwi Anthems (G, R)
Motu (G, R)
9.30 ■ Kai Time on the Road
(G, R)
10.00 Korero Mai (G, R)
11.00 Toku Reo (G, R)
Noon Korero Mai (G, R)
2.00 Ako (G, R)
(G, R)
3.30 Tamariki: Pukoro (G, R)
4.00 Miharo (G, R)
4.30 Pukana (G, R)
5.00 Toi Whakaari (G)
5.30 News: Te Kaea
Motu (G, R)
6.30 Ako (G, R)
7.30 #HAKANATION (PGR, R)
8.00 Re-Think (PGR)
8.30 Native Affairs 2014 Summer Series (G)
9.30 ■ Pakipumeka Aotearoa:
Velvet Dreams (1997, PGR,
R) Local documentary.
10.30 The Nutters Club (AO, R)
11.00 – 11.30 News: Te Kaea (R)
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3/12/2014 2:47 pm
MONDAY DECEMBER 15
7.35
6.05 Chicago (2002, M)
Renée Zellweger.
7.55 In the Line of Fire
(1993, M) Clint Eastwood.
10.00 Sex and the City (2008, 16)
12.25 Get Over It (2001, M)
Kirsten Dunst, Ben Foster.
1.55 Ali (2001, M) Will Smith.
4.30 Space Cowboys (2000, PG)
Clint Eastwood.
6.40 Fair Game (2010, M)
A CIA officer discovers that,
contrary to the belief of
many in the US Government,
Iraq has no active nuclear
weapons programme. Naomi
Watts, Sean Penn.
8.30 Never Been Kissed (1999,
PG) A copy editor at a
Chicago newspaper is
asked to go undercover
at her former high school
to report on today’s
teenagers. Drew Barrymore.
10.20 Bulletproof Monk
(2003, M) A Tibetan
monk enlists the help of
a street kid to protect a
sacred scroll. Chow Yun-Fat.
12.05am Alien (1979, 16) 2.00 Get
Over It (2001, M) 3.25 Ali (2001, M)
Goats (2012, 16)
David Duchovny.
9.10 After Earth (2013, M) Will
Smith, Jaden Smith.
10.50 Mandela: Long Walk to
Freedom (2013, M) Idris
Elba, Naomie Harris.
1.10 Snitch (2013, M) Dwayne
Johnson, Susan Sarandon.
Mark Wahlberg.
5.05 The Bay (2012, 16) Will
Rogers, Kristen Connolly.
6.30 Rush (2013, M) Drama
about the 1970s Formula
One rivalry between English
playboy James Hunt and
his Austrian opponent, Niki
Lauda. Chris Hemsworth.
8.30 Paranormal Activity: The
Marked Ones (2014, 16) After
his neighbour dies, a young
man experiences disturbing,
unexplainable phenomena
that appear to come from
next door. Andrew Jacobs.
10.15 Now You See Me
(2013, M) Jesse Eisenberg.
12.10am The Hiding (2012, M) 1.45
The Bay (2012, 16) 3.10 Rush (2013,
M) 5.10 Paranormal Activity: The
Marked Ones (2014, 16)
6.55
After Hours (1985, M) Griffin
Dunne, Rosanna Arquette.
8.30 Dogfight (1991, M) River
Phoenix, Lili Taylor.
10.05 Below (2002, M) Bruce
Greenwood, Matthew Davis.
11.50 Money Talks (1997, 16)
Chris Tucker, Charlie Sheen.
1.25 Angel Eyes (2001, M)
Jennifer Lopez, Jim Caviezel.
3.10 Seraphim Falls (2006, 16)
Liam Neeson.
5.00 Before Sunrise (1995, M)
Ethan Hawke, Julie Delpy.
6.45 The Skulls (2000, M) A
university student discovers
the sinister truth behind
a secret society. Joshua
Jackson, Paul Walker.
8.30 National Lampoon’s
Christmas Vacation
(1989, PG) A hapless family
man’s efforts to create
a traditional, fun-filled
Christmas for his extended
family results in chaos. Chevy
Chase, Beverly D’Angelo.
10.05 Eyes Wide Shut (1999, 18)
Nicole Kidman, Tom Cruise.
12.40am 10 (1979, 16) 2.40 Rosemary’s Baby (1968, M) 4.55 The War
Wagon (1967, G)
GENERAL
6.00 Benny Hinn 6.30 Marbella Mansions 7.30
Nigel Slater 12 Tastes of Christmas 8.30 The Garden
Pantry 9.00 Gardeners’ World: The Edible Garden
9.30 Paul & Nick’s Big Food Trip 10.00 River
Cottage Forever 10.30 James Nesbitt’s Ireland 11.00
Marbella Mansions Noon Nigel Slater 12 Tastes of
Christmas 1.00 The Roux Scholarship 2.00 Race to
Dakar (PGR) 3.00 Natural World 4.00 Nigel Slater’s
Dish of the Day 4.30 The Pioneer Woman 5.00
Kirstie’s Handmade Showdown 6.00 International
Open House 6.30 Kitchen Crashers 7.00 Baggage
Battles 7.30 Coast 8.45 Tropic of Capricorn 10.00
Destination Flavour Japan 10.30 Turn of the Screw
10.30 Baggage Battles 12.00am International Open
House 12.30 Benny Hinn 1.00 Natural World 2.00
Nigel Slater’s Dish of the Day 2.30 The Pioneer
Woman 3.00 Kitchen Crashers 4.00 Coast 5.00
Tropic of Capricorn
UKTV SKY 007
6.00 Doctor Who (PG) 6.45 The Bill Classics (M)
7.35 ‘Allo ‘Allo! (PG) 8.10 Keeping Up Appearances
(PG) 8.40 Twenty Twelve (M) 9.10 Hollyoaks (PG)
9.35 Eggheads (PG) 10.05 Heartbeat (PG) 10.55
The Bill Classics (M) 11.45 Hollyoaks (PG) 12.10
Would I Lie to You? (M) 12.40 QI (M) 1.10 New Tricks
(M) 2.05 Inspector Morse (M) 3.55 The Bill Classics
(M) 4.50 Heartbeat (PG) 5.45 ’Allo ’Allo! (PG) 6.20
Keeping Up Appearances (PG) 6.50 Eggheads
(PG) 7.25 QI (M) 7.55 EastEnders (PG) 8.30 Peaky
Blinders (16) Thomas Shelby prepares to take on
Billy Kimber but secrets divide his family. 9.40
Inspector Morse (M) Remorseful Day: After a year
of baffled failure, the Thames Valley police force’s
investigation into the murder of a woman in a quiet
village is sparked into life with the promise of new
evidence. 11.35 Watson & Oliver (M) James Bond
and his new Bond girl are in the latest instalment
of the spy franchise, and Miss Steepes and Miss
Rutherford attempt to woo Mr Bridgwater and
Sir Thomas with their big buns. 12.05am The Bill
Classics (M) 12.55 Keeping Up Appearances (PG)
1.25 Peaky Blinders (16) 2.25 Inspector Morse (M)
4.20 Hollyoaks (PG) 4.45 New Tricks (M) 5.40
Doctor Who (PG)
80
Sky Premiere: Now You See Me, 10.15pm
Living SKY 008
6.00 Til Debt Do Us Part 6.30 Yoga TV 7.00 Escape
to the Country 8.00 Flog It! 9.00 The Martha
Stewart Show 10.00 The Nate Berkus Show 11.00
Country House Sunday Noon The Dales 12.30 James
Nesbitt’s Ireland 1.00 Auction 1.30 Coast 2.30 The
Dales 3.00 The Nate Berkus Show 4.00 Location
Location Location 5.00 Put Your Money Where
Your Mouth Is 6.00 Cash in the Attic 7.00 Antiques
Roadshow 8.00 Selling Houses Australia 9.00 Grand
Designs Revisited 10.00 Sandcastles 10.30 Summer
Home 11.00 Location Location Location 12.00am
Antiques Roadshow 1.00 Antiques Roadshow 2.00
Holmes on Homes 3.00 Salvage Hunters 4.00 Cash
in the Attic 5.00 A Place by the Sea
Sky Arts SKY 027
6.40 Other Voices 7.35 Camera Music 8.00 Chosen
People 8.55 Chosen People 9.45 Movie Stars 10.20
After Fall, Winter (PG) 12.30 Neil Young: Silver &
Gold 1.30 Broken Song 2.40 Other Voices 3.35
Camera Music 4.00 Electric Burma 5.40 Valentina
Lisitsa 7.30 Rococo 8.30 Moon Water 9.35 Portrait
Artists of the Year 11.05 The A-Z of Contemporary
Art 11.35 Angels in New York 12.00am Electric
Burma 1.40 Valentina Lisitsa 3.30 Rococo 4.30
Moon Water 5.35 Portrait Artists of the Year
SoHo SKY 010
6.30 The Pacific (16) 7.30 Homeland (16) 8.30
6.55
Crackheads (2013, 16)
Jeremy Birchall.
8.25 Still Mine (2012, PG) James
Cromwell, Chuck Shamata.
10.05 The Red Road (2014, M,
season 1, episode 6) Martin
Henderson, Jason Momoa.
11.00 Breathe In (2013, M)
Felicity Jones, Guy Pearce.
12.35 Noodle (2007, PG) Mili Avital.
2.15 The Lost World Cup (2011,
M) Italian documentary.
3.50 The Rocket (2013, PG)
Sitthiphon Disamoe.
5.25 Last Passenger (2013, M)
Dougray Scott, Kara Tointon.
7.05 Smashed (2012, M) Mary
Elizabeth Winstead.
8.30 Looking for Hortense
(2012, M) Jean-Pierre Bacri.
10.15 All Our Desires (2011, M)
A judge becomes locked
in a fight for justice for
citizens impacted by the
unscrupulous practices
of the financial services
industry. Vincent Lindon.
12.20am Wallander (2009, M,
season 2, episode 11) 1.55 The Lost
World Cup (2011, M) 3.30 Noodle
(2007, PG) 5.10 Later with Jools
Holland (2013, M)
Intruders (16) 9.30 The Affair (16) 10.30 The Fall
(18) 11.30 American Horror Story: Freak Show
(16) 12.30 Big Love (M) 1.30 The Pacific (16) 2.30
Intruders (16) 3.30 The Fall (18) 4.30 Homeland
(16) 5.30 The Affair (16) 6.30 Big Love (M) 7.30
The Fall (18) Detective Gibson finally closes in on
elusive serial killer Paul Spector. 9.30 American
Horror Story: Freak Show (16) US horror series that
centres around the characters who work in one of
the last freak shows in the United States. 10.30 Big
Love (M) US drama series about a polygamist who
lives in Salt Lake City with his three wives and seven
children. 11.30 The Americans (16) In Control: When
an assassin attempts to kill President Reagan, Philip
and Elizabeth scramble to handle the fallout within
the KGB. 12.15am The Americans (16) 1.00 The
Newsroom (M) 2.00 The Fall (18) 3.00 The Fall (18)
4.00 American Horror Story: Freak Show (16) 4.50
The Newsroom (M) 5.50 Big Love (M)
6.00 BBC World News 6.30 World Business Report
World News 10.30 World Business Report 10.45
Sport Today 11.00 BBC World News 11.30 BBC
World News Noon GMT 12.30 GMT 1.00 Impact
1.30 Impact 2.00 Impact 2.30 World Business
Report 2.45 Sport Today 3.00 Global with Matthew
Amroliwala 3.30 Global with Matthew Amroliwala
4.00 Global with Matthew Amroliwala 4.30
HARDtalk 5.00 Outside Source 5.30 Focus on
Africa 6.00 Outside Source 6.30 World Business
Report 6.45 Sport Today 7.00 World News Today
7.30 World News Today 8.00 World News Today
8.30 World Business Report 8.45 Sport Today 9.00
Business Edition 9.30 HARDtalk 10.00 BBC World
News America 10.30 BBC World News America
11.00 Newsday 11.30 Asia Business Report 11.45
Sport Today 12.00am Newsday 12.30 Asia Business
Report 12.45 Sport Today 1.00 Newsday 1.30
Asia Business Report 1.45 Sport Today 2.00 BBC
World News 2.30 Asia Business Report 2.45 Sport
Today 3.00 BBC World News 3.30 Asia Business
Report 3.45 Sport Today 4.00 BBC World News
4.30 HARDtalk 5.00 BBC World News 5.30 World
Business Report 5.45 BBC World News
3/12/2014 10:30 am
MONDAY DECEMBER 15
SPORT
RADIO
Sky Sport 1 SKY 051
7.00 Arsenal TV 10.00 Fox Sports News 10.30
Cricket, Pakistan v Blackcaps, third one-day. 11.00
Cricket, Australia v India, second test, day three.
Central Coast Mariners. Noon Soccer, FIFA World
Cup. Moghreb Athletic Tetouan v Auckland City
FC, replay. 2.00 Soccer, FIFA World Cup, replay.
4.00 Tennis, NZ National Championship, day
one and two, 7.00 Sky Arena Access 7.30 2014
Sporting Moments 9.30 Arsenal TV 12.30am
Cricket, Australia v India, second test, day four. 1.00
Football League Show 1.30 A-League Show 2.00
Soccer, A-League, Wellington Phoenix v Central
Coast Mariners. 2.30 Softball, Oceania Qualifier, day
two. 4.00 Basketball, NBL, Melbourne United v NZ
Breakers, replay.
Sky Sport 2 SKY 052
7.30 Golf, US PGA Tour, Franklin Templeton
Shootout, round three, highlights. 8.00 Snooker,
Champions Tour, PNC Father Son Challenge, round
two, live. Noon Golf Central 12.30 Golf, US PGA
Tour, Franklin Templeton Shootout, round three,
highlights. 1.00 Golf, European Tour, Alfred Dunhill
Championship, round four, highlights. 1.30 Golf
Central 2.00 Chelsea TV 5.00 Soccer, A-League,
Wellington Phoenix v Central Coast Mariners,
highlights. 5.30 Hockey, FIH Men’s Champions
Trophy, final, replay. 7.30 Sailing, Volvo Ocean
Race, 8.00 The ITM Fishing Show 8.30 Snooker,
Champions Tour, PNC Father Son Challenge, round
two, highlights. 9.00 Golf, European Tour, Alfred
Dunhill Championship, round four, highlights. 9.30
Rugby, IRB Sevens World Series, South Africa, day
one, highlights. 11.00 Rugby, IRB Sevens World
Series, South Africa, day two, highlights. 12.30am
Sailing, Volvo Ocean Race. 1.00 Hockey, FIH Men’s
Champions, first semi-final, replay. 2.30 Hockey, FIH
Men’s Champions, second semi-final, replay. 4.00
Hockey, FIH Men’s Champions Trophy, final, replay.
National Geographic: Beyond Magic with DMC,
9.30pm
6.00 Basketball, NBL, Melbourne United v NZ
Breakers, replay. 8.00 Rugby, IRB Sevens World
Series, days one and two, South Africa, highlights.
11.00 Sailing, Volvo Ocean Race. 11.30 The ITM
Fishing Show Noon The Cricket Show 12.30 Cricket,
second test, day four. Australia v India, morning
session, from the Adelaide Oval, live. 3.05 Cricket,
third one-day, Black Caps v Sri Lanka, highlights.
3.35 Cricket, second test, day four. Australia v India,
afternoon session, from the Adelaide Oval, live.
8.30 The Cricket Show 9.00 Cricket, third one-day,
Black Caps v Sri Lanka, highlights. 2.30am Football
League Show 3.00 A-League Highlights Show
3.30 Fox Sports News 4.00 Soccer, A-League,
Wellington Phoenix v Central Coast Mariners, replay.
ESPN SKY 061
Sky Sport 3 SKY 053
7.00 NFL Redzone. 1.30 SportsCenter 2.15
Gridiron, Philadelphia Eagles v Dallas Cowboys,
from Lincoln Financial Field, Philadelphia, live.
5.30 SportsCenter 6.30 SportsCenter 8.00 ESPN
Original Documentaries 9.00 ESPN Original
Documentaries 10.00 ESPN FC 11.00 Soccer, NCAA.
Men’s Tournament, delayed. 1.00am SportsCenter
2.30 SportsCenter 3.00 ESPN FC 4.00 First Take
DOCUMENTARIES
History SKY 073
Discovery SKY 070
6.00 Auction Kings (PG) 7.30 Man Vs. Wild (PG)
8.30 MythBusters (PG) 9.30 Redwood Kings (PG)
10.30 Nomad Chef (PG) 11.30 Desperate Measures
(M) 12.30 Crimes That Shook the World (M) 1.30
Blood, Lies and Alibis (M) 2.30 Airplane Repo
(PG) 3.30 Running Wild with Bear Grylls (M) 4.30
Deadliest Catch (PG) 6.30 Highway to Sell (PG)
7.30 Auction Hunters (PG) 8.00 Auction Hunters
(PG) 8.30 MythBusters (PG) The MythBusters
test three Star Wars myths. 9.30 You Have Been
Warned (M) 10.30 What Happened Next? (PG)
11.30 Stalked: Someone’s Watching (M) 12.30am
Who the (Bleep) Did I Marry? (M) 1.30 Dates from
Hell (M) 2.00 Dates from Hell (M) 2.30 Auction
Kings (PG) 3.00 Deadliest Catch (PG) 4.00 Flying
Wild Alaska (PG) 5.00 Dirty Jobs (PG)
6.30 Air Crash Investigation (PG) 8.30 Inside: Area
51’s Secrets (PG) 9.30 Alien Invasion (PG) 11.30
Secret History of UFOs (PG) 12.30 The American
Mob (M) 6.30 Invasion Earth (PG) 7.30 Stephen
Hawking’s Science (PG) Designer Humans: Stephen
Hawking and his team look at how breakthroughs
in technology are being applied to upgrading
our brains. 8.30 Crowd Control (PG) Dirty Deeds:
Behaviour expert Daniel Pink tackles our dirty little
habits with experiments designed to make us clean
up our act. 9.00 Crowd Control (PG) 9.30 Beyond
Magic with DMC (PG) 10.30 Ultimate Airport
Dubai (PG) 11.30 Crowd Control (PG) 12.30am
Megastructures (G) 1.30 Invasion Earth (PG) 2.30
Stephen Hawking’s Science (PG) 3.30 Crowd
Control (PG) 4.30 Beyond Magic with DMC (PG)
5.30 Ultimate Airport Dubai (PG)
6.30 Jesus the Cold Case (PG) 7.30 Hitler’s
Henchmen (M) 8.30 Man on Earth (G) 9.30
The Epic History of Everyday Things (PG) 11.30
Wonders of the Clockwork World (PG) 12.30 Jesus
the Cold Case (PG) 1.30 Hitler’s Henchmen (M) 2.30
Scorched Earth (PG) 3.30 WWII: Countdown to
Victory (PG) 4.30 Bible Secrets Revealed (PG) 5.30
Riddles of the Bible (PG) 6.30 Coast (PG) 7.30 Dive
WWII (PG) During World War II, Germany’s U-Boat
fleet fought a deadly game of cat and mouse with
the Allies for control of the Atlantic. 8.30 Henry
VII: The Winter King (PG) Historian Thomas Penn
looks at the life of the founder of Britain’s great
Tudor Dynasty. 9.30 Pilgrimage with Simon Reeve
(PG) 10.30 Jesus Conspiracies (PG) 11.30 Ancient
Discoveries (PG) 12.30am Secrets of War (M) 1.30
The War Files (PG) 2.30 Line of Fire (PG) 3.30 Dive
WWII (PG) 4.30 Henry VII: The Winter King (PG)
5.30 Pilgrimage with Simon Reeve (PG)
6.15 Dangerous Roads Marathon (M) 9.15 Embarrassing Bodies: Fat (M) 10.00 The British (M) 10.45
Undercover Boss US (PG) 11.30 Top Gear (PG) 1.30
Helicopter Heroes (PG) 2.15 Emergency Search &
Rescue (PG) 2.40 Wild Things with Dom Monaghan
(PG) 3.30 Who Do You Think You Are? (PG) 4.30
Dragons’ Den (PG) 5.30 Top Gear (PG) 8.40 Top
Gear USA (M) Small Cars: The boys look at whether
small cars will ever work in the US. 9.30 Stephen
Fry in America (M) 10.35 Top Gear (PG) 11.35 Top
Gear USA (M) 12.20am Helicopter Heroes (PG)
1.05 Emergency Search & Rescue (PG) 1.30 Wild
Things with Dom Monaghan (PG) 2.20 Who Do You
Think You Are? (PG) 3.20 Love at First Sound (PG)
3.30 Top Gear (PG) 4.35 Top Gear USA (M) 5.20
Stephen Fry in America (M)
6.00 Morning Report Including: 6.18 Pacific
News; 6.22 Rural News; 6.27 and 8.45 Te Manu
Korihi News; 6.44 and 7.41 NZ Newspapers;
6.47 Business News; 7.42 and 8.34 Sports
News ;6.46 and 7.24 Traffic
9.06 Nine to Noon with Kathryn Ryan
Including: 10.45 The Reading: Touchstones, by
James McNeish, read by Ian Johnstone (6 of
15, RNZ) (ninetonoon@radionz.co.nz)
Noon Midday Report Including: 12.16 Business
News; 12.26 Sport; 12.34 Rural News; 12.43
Worldwatch
1.06 Afternoons with Simon Mercep
(afternoons@radionz.co.nz)
4.06 The Panel with Jim Mora (RNZ)
(thepanel@radionz.co.nz)
5.00 Checkpoint (checkpoint@radionz.co.nz)
7.06 Nights with Bryan Crump Including: 7.30
Insight (RNZ); 8.13 Windows on the World
(nights@radionz.co.nz)
10.00 News and Late Edition
11.06 The International Americana Music
Show (9 of 12, PRX)
Music After Midnight; 12.30 Spectrum (RNZ);
1.05 From the World (RNZ); 2.05 Night Lights
Classic Jazz – More with Four: Jazz and String
Quartets (7 of 13, WFIU); 3.05 Kingdom of the
Sky – A Hartley Manners Story, by Matthew
O’Sullivan (2 of 5, RNZ); 3.30 An Author’s
View (RNZ); 5.10 Witness (BBC)
noon, 3.00, 5.00, 6.00, 11.00pm
(1892-1983) See page 72
Sonnets, Sonnet No 138: When my Love
Swears that She Is Made of Truth (RNZ)
10.02 The Works
Noon Upbeat (RNZ)
1.30 Recent Releases
2.00 Afternoon Requests (Box 123, Wellington
or concert@radionz.co.nz)
3.00 CD Masters
4.00 Made in New Zealand
5.00 Cadenza
(1892-1983) (RNZ) See page 72
8.00 Music Alive A Christmas Spectacular:
Kay Hall, Catherine Blomfield (sops), Penny
Watson (contralto), John Wells, Nicholas
Forbes (org), Musica Sacra, Auckland
Philharmonia Brass and Percussion/Indra
Hughes – Wilberg; Anon; M L Jones; Trad;
Wells; Rutter; Nixon; de Pearsall; Wade; Nassi;
Kirkpatrick; Mendelssohn (RNZ)
9.15 From the Year 1914 Bridge: Summer;
Bruch: Concerto in E minor for Clarinet and
Viola Op 88; Dohnányi: Ruralia Hungarica
Op 32c
Newstalk ZB
6.00 Mike Hosking 8.30 Leighton Smith Noon Danny
Watson 4.00 Larry Williams 7.00 Mark Watson
Sportstalk 8.00 Kerre McIvor Talkback 12.00am
Bruce Russell Talkback 5.00 – 6.00 Rachel Smalley
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TUESDAY DECEMBER 16
TV1
TV2
FREEVIEW 1 SKY 001
6.00 Breakfast
9.00 MasterChef New Zealand
(PGR, R, C)
(R, C)
Noon ONE News (C)
Jai and Leyla share a cheeky
look; Priya tries to hide her
disappointment; and David is
feeling left out.
C, AD) Today: Tyrone and Fiz
fear their secret is out; fists
fly at the nativity; and Kevin
takes a shine to Jenna.
2.00 Packed to the Rafters (PGR,
R, HD, C) Rewriting History:
As her 30th wedding
anniversary approaches,
Julie’s thoughts turn to
family and history, but her
view of the past is rocked by
a surprise admission.
Jane McDonald and the
team surprise six members
of Harworth brass band with
a full makeover, and a meal
prepared by a mystery chef.
3.55 Te Karere (C)
4.25 The Chase (G, C) UK
gameshow in which teams
attempt to answer quick-fire
questions.
With Eddie McGuire.
6.00 ONE News (C)
7.00 Seven Sharp (C) With Toni
Street and Mike Hosking.
C) Tonight: The contestant
playing for immunity must
cook against Benjamin
Cooper from leading
restaurant Chin Chin.
8.35 The Mentalist (AO, C) Black
Hearts: With time running
out to save the victims of a
kidnapping ring before they
are transported overseas,
Jane and Lisbon zero in
on the criminal enterprise’s
mastermind, and Lisbon
makes a decision.
9.35 Lockdown (AO, C) Gang
Wars: Salinas Valley State
Prison is one of California’s
most notorious jails, with
about 800 incidents each
year. After months spent in
cells, the inmates are angry
and ready to create havoc.
11.10 Perception (AO) Tonight:
Pierce helps out when
an autistic teen is under
investigation for murder,
and Dean Haley sets out to
convince a neuroscience
prodigy to attend CLMU.
12.05am Death Row Dogs
(AO, R, C)
1.45 Infomercials
5.05 Faith in Action
5.35 – 6.00 Te Karere (R, C)
6.00 Creflo Dollar
(G, C)
Magic (G, C)
7.20 Scooby-Doo! Mystery
9.00 Infomercials
11.00 State of Georgia (G, R, C)
12.30 Jeremy Kyle (R)
2.35 Ellen (G, R)
(G, R, C)
Future Sounds & Festival
Songs: Austin and Ally are
transported to a fantastical
future.
(C)
5.30 My Wife and Kids (G) Today:
Michael is jealous of his
brother’s relationship with
his newest girlfriend, and
Claire frets about winning
a dancing contest.
Things come to a head
between Joey and Rachel,
and Chandler discovers
the joy of baths.
Police find Dean’s dead
body out in the desert, and
recover a shovel Brax held at
the crime scene.
7.30 ■ Harry Potter and the
Deathly Hallows – Part 1
(2010, PGR, R, C, AD) As
Harry races against time to
destroy the Horcruxes, he
uncovers the existence of
three of the most powerful
objects in the wizarding
world. Daniel Radcliffe,
Rupert Grint, Emma Watson.
10.25 Mistresses (AO, C) Coming
Clean: A shocking phone call
brings April’s past back to
haunt her, and she is even
more rattled when it appears
that a strange man is
shadowing her every move.
11.25 Body of Proof (AO, R, HD,
C) Cold Blooded: When the
owner of a family owned and
operated Italian restaurant
turns up dead in the freezer,
Dr Hunt and the team take
a closer look into family
matters.
12.20am ■ Ny Med (PGR)
1.20 Infomercials
2.20 Private Practice
(PGR, R, HD, C)
3.10 666 Park Avenue (AO, R, C)
4.20 Matthew & Marc’s Rocky
Road to Bollywood
(PGR, R)
4.50 ■ Regular Show (PGR, R, C)
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FREEVIEW 2 SKY 002
FREEVIEW 3 SKY 003
6.00
8.30
10.30
11.30
Noon
12.30
1.00
3 News: Firstline
Infomercials
King of Dirt (G, R)
3 News
Baggage (AO)
(G, HD)
(G)
6.00 3 News
7.00 Campbell Live
(PGR, HD, C) Tonight: Master
bedroom week kicks off
with a bang when the jury’s
judging is shaken up and
the teams’ plans are turned
upside down.
8.30 Grand Designs (G, R, C)
Tonight: Leigh Osborne
and Graham Voce attempt
to convert and extend a
landmark 150-year-old water
tower in central London.
9.30 ■ Sons of Anarchy (AO, HD,
C) Tonight: Jax aims to fulfil
his father’s legacy.
11.30 The Good Wife (AO, HD)
Tonight: Alicia looks to her
past for inspiration when
she is asked to deliver the
keynote address at an
American Bar Association
conference in New York City.
12.25am – 6.00 Infomercials
FOUR
FREEVIEW 4 SKY 012
Infomercials 2.00 Sesame Street
(G, R) 2.55 Pingu (G, R) 3.00
Ready, Steady, Wiggles (G, R) 3.10
Lalaloopsy (G, R) 3.30 Scaredy
Squirrel (G) 4.00 ■ Cowgirls ’n
Angels (2012, G, R) 6.00 The Nanny
(G, R, C) 6.30 How I Met Your
Mother (G, R) Tonight: Barney’s
love life is sabotaged by a mystery
woman. 7.00 The Simpsons (PGR,
R, C) Tonight: With Smithers away,
Burns hires a cash-hungry Homer
as his “prank monkey” to perform
stunts. 7.30 Family Guy (PGR, R,
C) Tonight: Peter gets amnesia
after hitting his head on the set of
Family Feud during a scuffle with
the host. 8.00 The Cleveland Show
(PGR, R) Tonight: Cleveland and
Donna become overwhelmed with
the kids’ hectic schedules. 8.30
■ Big Mommas: Like Father, Like
Son (2011, PGR, R) A man and his
stepson go undercover at a girls’
performing arts school after the
boy witnesses a murder. Martin
Lawrence, Brandon T Jackson.
Films, page 70 10.40 90210 (PGR)
Tonight: A mogul hires Naomi,
and Annie, Adrianna, and Silver
plan a night out with Naomi. 11.30
Entertainment Tonight (G) 11.55 –
6.00am Infomercials
Four: Big Mommas: Like Father,
Like Son, 8.30pm
PRIME
FREEVIEW 10 SKY 004
6.00
6.30
7.00
7.30
Noon
1.00
3.30
Home Shopping
Home Shopping
The Test (PGR, R)
Letterman (G)
4.30 Hot Bench (G)
5.30 Prime News
Jimmy Fallon (G, R)
7.00 Bondi Rescue Bali (PGR, R)
7.30 60 Minutes (PGR, R)
8.30 ANZAC Girls (AO) Duty: Olive
and Grace care for troops
from the August Offensive.
9.45 Silk (AO) Tonight: Martha
represents a captain accused
of disobeying an order,
which resulted in a death.
Jimmy Fallon (G)
MAORI
FREEVIEW 5 SKY 019
7.00 Miharo (G, R)
7.30 Pukana (G, R)
Motu (G, R)
2.00 Ako (G, R)
4.00 Miharo (G, R)
4.30 Pukana (G, R)
5.30 News: Te Kaea
Motu (G, R)
6.30 Ako (G, R)
8.00 Project Whenua (G)
8.30 ■ Uspomene 677 (2011, AO,
R) UK documentary about
the survivors of Bosnian War
concentration camps. Films,
page 70
10.10 John Safran’s Race
Relations (AO, R)
11.10 – 11.40 News: Te Kaea (R)
3/12/2014 2:47 pm
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6.50 Now You See Me
8.45 The Hiding (2012, M) Ana
Villafane, Jeremy Sumpter.
10.20 The Bay (2012, 16) Will
Rogers, Kristen Connolly.
11.45 Rush (2013, M) Chris
Hemsworth, Daniel Bruhl.
1.45 Paranormal Activity: The
Marked Ones (2014, 16)
Andrew Jacobs.
3.25 Now You See Me
5.20 That Burning Feeling
(2013, 16) Paulo Costanzo.
6.55 Red Dawn (2012, M) After a
communist invasion of the
US, a group of high school
students form a guerrilla
band to fight back. Chris
Hemsworth.
8.30 21 and Over (2013, 16) When
a straight-A student turns 21,
his friends take him out on a
night of debauchery.
Miles Teller, Skylar Astin.
10.05 Robocop (2014, M) Joel
Kinnaman, Gary Oldman.
12.05am Do No Harm (2012, M) 1.35
That Burning Feeling (2013, 16) 3.10
Red Dawn (2012, M) 4.45 21 and
Over (2013, 16)
6.00 Space Cowboys (2000, PG)
Clint Eastwood.
8.10 Fair Game (2010, M)
Naomi Watts, Sean Penn.
9.55 Never Been Kissed
(1999, PG) Drew Barrymore.
11.40 Bulletproof Monk
(2003, M) Chow Yun-Fat.
1.25 Alien (1979, 16) Sigourney
Weaver, Tom Skerritt.
3.20 Get Over It (2001, M)
Kirsten Dunst, Ben Foster.
4.50 A Simple Plan (1998, M)
Billy Bob Thornton.
6.50 Mean Girls (2004, M)
Lindsay Lohan.
8.30 Finding Neverland
(2004, PG) Biopic about
how JM Barrie found the
inspiration to write Peter
Pan after befriending four
fatherless boys in a London
park. Johnny Depp, Kate
Winslet.
11.50 Aliens (1986, M)
Sigourney Weaver.
2.05am A Simple Plan (1998, M)
4.05 Mean Girls (2004, M) 5.40
Aliens (1986, M)
6.35
Torpedo Run (1958, PG)
Glenn Ford, Ernest Borgnine.
8.10 Paper Moon (1973, PG)
Ryan O’Neal, Tatum O’Neal.
9.50 Once Upon a Time in the
West (1969, M) Henry Fonda.
12.30 Pretty Baby (1978, 18)
Brooke Shields.
2.15 National Lampoon’s
Christmas Vacation
(1989, PG) Chevy Chase.
Dancing – 2000s (PG)
4.50 Gung Ho (1986, PG) Michael
Keaton, Gedde Watanabe.
6.40 The Sugarland Express (1974,
M) An escaped prisoner and
his wife take a police officer
hostage. Goldie Hawn.
8.30 Mad Max (1979, 18) In
a futuristic society torn
asunder by anarchy, a cop
seeks revenge on the gang
who killed his wife and
young son. Mel Gibson.
10.05 Porky’s (1982, 16) Dan
Monahan, Kim Cattrall.
11.45 Reversal of Fortune
(1990, PG) Glenn Close.
1.35am Wolfen (1981, M) 3.25 Pat
Garrett & Billy the Kid (1973, M) 5.10
The Longest Yard (1974, M)
GENERAL
6.00 Benny Hinn 6.30 The Garden Pantry 7.00
Destination Flavour Japan 7.30 Natural World 8.30
Nigel Slater’s Dish of the Day 9.00 The Pioneer
Woman 9.30 Kirstie’s Handmade Showdown 10.30
International Open House 11.00 Kitchen Crashers
11.30 Baggage Battles Noon Coast 1.15 Tropic of
Capricorn 2.30 Destination Flavour Japan 3.00
Natural World 4.00 The Hairy Bikers’ Best of British
5.00 Better Homes and Gardens 6.30 House
Crashers 7.00 Auction Hunters 7.30 Double Your
House for Half the Money 8.30 My Dream Home
9.30 Beat My Build 10.30 Auction Hunters 11.00
Kirstie’s Handmade Showdown 12.30am Benny
Hinn 1.00 Natural World 2.00 The Hairy Bikers’ Best
of British 3.00 House Crashers 4.00 Double Your
House for Half the Money 5.00 My Dream Home
UKTV SKY 007
6.35 The Bill Classics (M) 7.25 ’Allo ’Allo! (PG) 8.05
Keeping Up Appearances (PG) 8.35 EastEnders
(PG) 9.05 Hollyoaks (PG) 9.30 Eggheads (PG)
10.00 Heartbeat (PG) 10.50 The Bill Classics (M)
11.40 Hollyoaks (PG) 12.05 EastEnders (PG) 12.35 QI
(M) 1.05 New Tricks (M) 2.00 Inspector Morse (M)
3.50 The Bill Classics (M) 4.45 Heartbeat (PG) 5.40
’Allo ’Allo! (PG) 6.20 Keeping Up Appearances (PG)
6.50 Eggheads (PG) 7.25 QI (M) 7.55 EastEnders
(PG) 8.30 Heartbeat (PG) Where There’s Smoke:
Miller comes under suspicion during an investigation.
9.25 Foyle’s War (M) Invasion: American GIs arrive
in Hastings and Foyle is called on to calm the locals.
11.10 Casualty (PG) The Ties That Bind: Dixie gets
her mojo back by rescuing a man from a garage
fire. 12.05am The Bill Classics (M) 12.55 Keeping Up
Appearances (PG) 1.25 Heartbeat (PG) 2.15 Foyle’s
War (M) 3.55 Casualty (PG) 4.45 New Tricks (M)
5.40 Doctor Who (PG)
Living SKY 008
6.00 Til Debt Do Us Part 6.30 Yoga TV 7.00
Location Location Location 8.00 Antiques
Roadshow 9.00 The Martha Stewart Show 10.00
The Nate Berkus Show 11.00 Put Your Money Where
Your Mouth Is Noon Selling Houses Australia 1.00
Grand Designs Revisited 2.00 Sandcastles 2.30
Sky Premiere: Red Dawn, 6.55pm
Summer Home 3.00 The Nate Berkus Show 4.00
Location Location Location 5.00 Put Your Money
Where Your Mouth Is 6.00 Cash in the Attic 7.00
Homes Under the Hammer 8.00 Building Dream
Homes 8.30 Chatsworth 9.30 Cowboy Builders
Revisits 10.30 Selling London 11.00 Location
Location Location 12.00am Homes Under the
Hammer 1.00 Homes Under the Hammer 2.00
Holmes on Homes 3.00 Salvage Hunters 4.00 Cash
in the Attic 5.00 A Place by the Sea
Sky Arts SKY 027
7.05 The A-Z of Contemporary Art 7.35 Angels in
New York 8.00 Electric Burma 9.40 Valentina Lisitsa
11.30 Rococo 12.30 Moon Water 1.35 Portrait Artists
of the Year 3.05 The A-Z of Contemporary Art 3.35
Angels in New York 4.00 Lang Lang: Berlin with
Herbie Hancock 5.25 Put Some Colour in Your Life
5.55 Common Ground 6.10 The Changing Face of
… 7.05 First Footprints 8.00 Grand Art 8.30 Chalk:
An Australian Perspective 9.25 Living the Life 10.15
Raiders of Lost Arts 11.00 Colour Theory 11.30
Daniel Hope: The Secret of the Violin 12.00am Lang
Lang: Berlin with Herbie Hancock 1.25 Put Some
Colour in Your Life 1.55 Common Ground 2.10 The
Changing Face of … 3.05 First Footprints 4.00
Grand Art 4.30 Chalk: An Australian Perspective
5.25 Living the Life
SoHo SKY 010
6.50 The Fall (18) 7.50 The Fall (18) 8.50 American
6.20 The Rocket (2013, PG)
Sitthiphon Disamoe.
7.55 Smashed (2012, M) Mary
Elizabeth Winstead.
11.05 We are Legion: The Story
of the Hacktivists (2012, M)
US documentary.
12.45 Child’s Pose (2013, M)
Luminita Gheorghiu.
2.40 All in Good Time (2012, M)
Reece Ritchie, Amara Karan.
4.20 Liberal Arts (2012, M) Josh
Radnor, Elizabeth Olsen.
5.55 I, Anna (2012, 16) Charlotte
Rampling, Gabriel Byrne.
7.25 Later with Jools Holland (M)
8.30 The Inevitable Defeat of
Mister & Pete (2013, M)
Skylan Brooks, Ethan Dizon.
10.20 Frozen (2010, 16) Three
students on a skiing trip
become stranded on
a chairlift halfway up a
mountain. Shawn Ashmore.
11.55 A Gang Story (2011, 18)
Daniel Duval.
1.35am Wallander (2009, M, season
2, episode 12) 3.05 We Are Legion:
The Story of the Hacktivists (2012,
M) 4.40 Child’s Pose (2013, M)
Horror Story: Freak Show (16) 9.40 The Newsroom
(M) 10.40 The Americans (16) 1 12.10 Big Love (M)
1.10 The Fall (18) 3.10 The Americans (16) 3.55 The
Americans (16) 4.40 American Horror Story: Freak
Show (16) 5.30 The Newsroom (M) 6.30 Big Love
(M) 7.30 The Escape Artist (16) With Liam Foyle
back in court on a new murder charge, a grieving
Will begins to question himself and his belief that
everyone deserves a defence. 8.30 Intruders (16)
Time Has Come Today: Jack returns home and
discovers a distraught and distant Amy, and Madison
becomes determined to get to Seattle to evade
Richard’s vengeance. 9.30 Breaking Bad (18) Bit by
a Dead Bee: As Hank comes dangerously close to
uncovering his role in the drug trade, Walt devises
a plan to cover his tracks. 10.30 Big Love (M) 11.30
The Fall (18) 12.30am Damages (M) 1.30 The Escape
Artist (16) 2.30 Intruders (16) 3.30 Breaking Bad (18)
4.30 Damages (M) 5.30 Big Love (M)
World Business Report 7.45 BBC World News 8.30
World Business Report 8.45 BBC World News 9.30
HARDtalk 10.00 BBC World News 10.30 World
Business Report 10.45 Sport Today 11.00 BBC
World News Noon GMT 1.00 Impact 1.30 Impact
2.00 Impact 2.30 World Business Report 2.45 Sport
Today 3.00 Global with Matthew Amroliwala 3.30
Global with Matthew Amroliwala 4.00 Global with
Matthew Amroliwala 4.30 HARDtalk 5.00 Outside
Source 5.30 Focus on Africa 6.00 Outside Source
World News Today 7.30 World News Today 8.00
World News Today 8.30 World Business Report 8.45
Sport Today 9.00 Business Edition 9.30 HARDtalk
10.00 BBC World News America 10.30 BBC World
News America 11.00 Newsday 11.30 Asia Business
Report 11.45 Sport Today 12.00am Newsday 12.30
Asia Business Report 12.45 Sport Today 1.00 Newsday 1.30 Asia Business Report 1.45 Sport Today
2.00 BBC World News 2.30 Asia Business Report
2.45 Sport Today 3.00 BBC World News 3.30 Asia
Business Report 3.45 Sport Today 4.00 BBC World
News 4.30 HARDtalk 5.00 BBC World News 5.30
World Business Report 5.45 BBC World News
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TUESDAY DECEMBER 16
SPORT
RADIO
Sky Sport 1 SKY 051
6.00 Tennis, NZ National Championship, day one,
highlights. 7.30 Tennis, NZ National Championship,
day two, highlights. 9.00 Football League Show
9.30 A-League Highlights Show 10.00 Cricket,
Pakistan v Blackcaps, third one-day, highlights.
10.30 2014 Rugby Awards Noon Golf Central 1.00
Golf, European Tour, Alfred Dunhill Championship,
round four, highlights. 1.30 Snooker, Champions
Tour, PNC Father Son Challenge, round two,
highlights. 2.00 Golf, US PGA Tour, Franklin
Templeton Shootout, round three, highlights. 2.30
Golf, Australian PGA Championship, round four,
highlights. 3.30 Sailing, Volvo Ocean Race. 4.00 Sky
Sports News UK 4.30 Football League Show 5.00
A-League Highlights Show 5.30 Soccer, A-League,
Wellington Phoenix v Central Coast Mariners, replay.
7.30 2014 Sporting Moments 9.30 Soccer, Westfield
FFA Cup. final, live. 11.30 Soccer, A-League,
Wellington Phoenix v Central Coast Mariners,
highlights. 12.00am Motorsport, Swedish Speedway
Elitserien, round 17. 2.30 Cricket, Australia v India,
second test, day five, highlights. 3.00 Cricket,
Pakistan v Blackcaps, third one-day, highlights. 3.30
The Cricket Show 4.00 Basketball, NBL, Adelaide
36ers v Melbourne United, replay.
Sky Sport 2 SKY 052
6.00 Rugby, IRB Sevens World Series, South
Africa, day one, highlights. 7.30 Rugby, IRB Sevens
World Series, South Africa, day two, highlights.
9.00 Softball, Oceania Qualifier, day one and two,
highlights. Noon 2014 Sporting Moments 2.00
Basketball, NBL, Melbourne United v NZ Breakers,
replay. 4.00 Rugby, IRB Sevens World Series, South
Africa, day one and two, highlights. 7.00 Ultimate
Knockouts 8.30 Fight Night on SKY 10.30 Sky
Arena Access 11.00 Chelsea TV 2.00am Ultimate
Knockouts 3.30 Sky Arena Access 4.00 Fight Night
on SKY
National Geographic: Wicked Tuna: North Vs
South, 7.30pm
Fox Sports News 11.30 Cricket, second test, day
four. Australia v India, highlights. Noon Cricket,
third one-day, Black Caps v Sri Lanka, highlights.
12.30 Cricket, second test, day five. Australia v
India, morning session, live. 3.05 The Cricket Show
3.35 Cricket, second test, day five. Australia v
India, afternoon session, live. 8.30 Feherty 9.30
Playing Lessons 10.30 Big Break: NFL 11.30 PGA
Championship Official Film 12.30am MUTV 3.30
Golf, US PGA Tour, Franklin Templeton Shootout,
round three, highlights. 4.00 Golf, Australian PGA
Championship, round four, highlights. 5.00 PGA
Championship Official Film
ESPN SKY 061
6.00 2014 Sporting Moments 8.00 MUTV 11.00
6.00 Gridiron, Super Bowl XLI. Indianapolis Colts
v Chicago Bears, highlights. 6.30 Gridiron, NFL,
Philadelphia Eagles v Dallas Cowboys, replay. 9.00
NFL Insiders 10.00 NFL Live 11.00 SportsCenter
Noon Monday Night Countdown 2.15 Gridiron,
Chicago Bears v New Orleans Saints, live. 5.20
SportsCenter 7.00 NFL Primetime 8.00 Around
the Horn 8.30 Pardon the Interruption 9.00
SportsCenter 10.00 ESPN FC 10.30 NFL Films 11.00
ESPN Original Documentaries 1.00am SportsCenter
3.00 ESPN FC 3.30 NBA Tonight 4.00 First Take
DOCUMENTARIES
History SKY 073
Sky Sport 3 SKY 053
Discovery SKY 070
6.00 Auction Kings (PG) 6.30 Deadliest Catch
(PG) 7.30 Man Vs. Wild (PG) 8.30 MythBusters
(PG) 10.30 You Have Been Warned (M) 11.30 Dates
from Hell (M) 12.30 Who the (Bleep) Did I Marry?
(M) 1.30 Stalked: Someone’s Watching (M) 2.30
Airplane Repo (PG) 3.30 Auction Hunters (PG)
4.30 Deadliest Catch (PG) 5.30 MythBusters (PG)
6.30 Yukon Men (M) 7.30 Auction Hunters (PG)
8.00 Auction Hunters (PG) 8.30 Gold Fever (PG)
The men of Boston Company discover finding
gold will be more difficult than they ever imagined.
9.30 The Unexplained Files (M) 10.30 Codes and
Conspiracies (M) 11.30 The Perfect Murder (M)
12.30am House of Horrors: Kidnapped (M) 1.30 True
Crime with Aphrodite Jones (M) 2.30 Auction Kings
(PG) 3.00 Deadliest Catch (PG) 4.00 Flying Wild
Alaska (PG) 5.00 Dirty Jobs (PG)
6.30 Air Crash Investigation (PG) 8.30 Stephen
Hawking’s Science (PG) 9.30 Crowd Control (PG)
10.30 Beyond Magic with DMC (PG) 11.30 Ultimate
Airport Dubai (PG) 12.30 Sex in the Stone Age (M)
1.30 Roman Homicide (PG) 2.30 The Lost Ships
of Rome (PG) 3.30 The Two-Million-Year-Old Boy
(G) 4.30 China’s Lost Pyramids (PG) 5.30 The Lost
Tomb of Genghis Khan (PG) 6.30 Alaska Fish Wars
(M) 7.30 Wicked Tuna: North Vs South (M) 8.30
Prospectors (PG) Rich wonders if his luck – and
the crystals – have run out. 9.30 Yukon Gold (M)
10.30 Inside Combat Rescue (M) 11.30 Battleground
Brothers (M) 12.30am Megastructures (PG) 1.30
Wicked Tuna North Vs South (M) 2.30 Prospectors
(PG) 3.30 Yukon Gold (M) 4.30 Inside Combat
Rescue (M) 5.30 Battleground Brothers (M)
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6.30 Jesus Conspiracies (PG) 7.30 Ancient
Discoveries (PG) 8.30 Bible Secrets Revealed (PG)
9.30 Riddles of the Bible (PG) 10.30 Coast (PG)
11.30 Dive WWII (PG) 12.30 Henry VII: The Winter
King (PG) 1.30 Pilgrimage with Simon Reeve (PG)
2.30 Scorched Earth (PG) 3.30 WWII: Countdown
to Victory (PG) 4.30 Bible Secrets Revealed (PG)
5.30 Riddles of the Bible (PG) 6.30 Coast (PG) 7.30
Tony Robinson Explores Australia (PG) 8.30 World
War 2: 1941 and the Man of Steel (M) Historian
Professor David Reynolds reassesses Stalin’s role in
the struggle between Germany and Russia in WWII.
9.30 The Children’s Odyssey (PG) 10.30 Cromwell:
God’s Executioner (PG) 11.30 CIA Declassified (PG)
12.30am Secrets of War (M) 1.30 The War Files (PG)
2.30 Line of Fire (PG) 3.30 Tony Robinson Explores
Australia (PG) 4.30 War 2: 1941 and the Man of Steel
(M) 5.30 The Children’s Odyssey (PG)
6.20 Embarrassing Bodies: Fat (M) 7.05 The British
(M) 7.50 Undercover Boss US (PG) 8.35 Top Gear
(PG) 9.40 Top Gear USA (M) 10.25 Stephen Fry in
America (M) 11.25 Top Gear (PG) 1.25 Helicopter
Heroes (PG) 2.10 Emergency Search & Rescue (PG)
2.35 Wild Things with Dom Monaghan (PG) 3.25
Who Do You Think You Are? (PG) 4.25 Dragons’
Den (PG) 5.25 Top Gear (M) 7.35 Embarrassing
Bodies: Teens (M) 8.30 Embarrassing Bodies (M)
9.25 Pain, Pus and Poison (M) 10.25 Top Gear (M)
11.25 Top Gear USA (M) 12.10am Helicopter Heroes
(PG) 12.55 Emergency Search & Rescue (PG) 1.20
Wild Things with Dom Monaghan (PG) 2.10 Who
Do You Think You Are? (PG) 3.10 Shot for Going to
School (M) 4.00 Embarrassing Bodies: Teens (M)
4.50 Embarrassing Bodies (M) 5.35 Pain, Pus and
Poison (M)
News; 6.46 and 7.24 Traffic
Including: 10.45 The Reading: Touchstones,
by James McNeish, read by Ian Johnstone
(7 of 15, RNZ) (ninetonoon@radionz.co.nz)
Worldwatch
4.06 The Panel with Jim Mora
(RNZ) (thepanel@radionz.co.nz)
The Sampler; 8.13 Windows on the World; 9.06
The Tuesday Feature: The 2014 Rutherford
Lectures – Experiments Between Worlds: The
Land (2 of 4, RNZ) (nights@radionz.co.nz)
11.06 Global Village (12 of 13, KMUW)
Music After Midnight; 12.30 Insight (RNZ); 1.15
Primary People (RNZ); 2.05 The Forum (BBC);
3.05 Acting Up – A Hartley Manners Story,
by Matthew O’Sullivan (3 of 5, RNZ); 3.30
Diversions (RNZ); 5.10 Witness (BBC)
Parliament: www.radionz.co.nz/parliament
noon, 3.00, 5.00, 6.00, 11.00pm
(1892-1983) See page 72
Sonnets, Sonnet No 139: O, Call Not Me to
Justify the Wrong (RNZ)
10.02 The Works
Noon Upbeat (RNZ)
3.00 CD Masters Classic performances from
the back catalogue. Brahms: Violin Concerto
in D Op 77; Wolf: Verborgenheit; Der Musikant;
Fussreise; Nimmersatte Liebe; Anakreons Grab
4.00 Made in New Zealand NZ performers
and composers. McLeod: Childhood; Reger:
Variations and Fugue on a Theme of Hiller
Op 100
5.00 Cadenza Shorter popular classics
7.00 Sound Lounge Kate Mead hosts a
weekly forum for contemporary music,
including: Resound 2014 introduced by
Kenneth Young. Elmsly: Response – Bridget
Douglas (fl), NZSO/Matthias; Rimmer: Kakapo
Reborn – Mattias Erdrich (bass); Smalley:
Cornucopia for amplified horn and tape – John
Rimmer (horn) (7 of 8, RNZ); 11.00 New Music
Dreams
Newstalk ZB
6.00 Mike Hosking 8.30 Leighton Smith Noon Danny
Watson 4.00 Larry Williams 7.00 Mark Watson
3/12/2014 12:21 pm
WEDNESDAY DECEMBER 17
TV1
TV2
FREEVIEW 1 SKY 001
6.00 Breakfast
(G, R, C) Today: The top 16
contestants move into the
MasterChef mansion, and
face a team hangi challenge
on Mokoia Island.
(R, C)
Noon ONE News (C)
Victoria is concerned about
her brother; Debbie is angry
when she learns about Andy;
and Alicia is unimpressed.
1.00 Coronation Street (R, C, AD)
Today: Leanne’s feathers are
ruffled at her hen’s do; David
scores a horrendous owngoal against Kylie; and it is
secrets and lies for Tyrone
and Fiz.
R, C) High Hopes: Julie has
high hopes as she prepares
for Nathan’s homecoming,
but Ted’s worsening
condition threatens to burst
her bubble.
team head to Warrington,
Cheshire, where they treat
five female cab drivers to a
makeover and a gourmet
meal prepared by a top chef.
3.55 Te Karere (C)
questions.
6.00 ONE News (C)
C) Tonight: The contestants
must create a four-course
dessert menu, with each
team preparing 10 servings
to the judges.
8.40 ■ Autopsy: The Last Hours
of ... (PGR, C) Anna Nicole
Smith: Dr Richard Shepherd
investigates the death of
Anna Nicole Smith, whose
marriage to a billionaire 67
years her senior brought her
global notoriety.
9.40 ■ Louis Theroux: LA Stories
(C) City of Dogs: In the rundown south of Los Angeles,
hundreds of feral and often
dangerous dogs roam the
streets or suffer cruel
mistreatment in chaotic
homes.
11.15 ■ Offspring (AO, R, C)
Tonight: Nina prepares for
the biggest day of her life,
and Mick goes on a search
to bring Billie home.
12.10am Soccer English Premier
League, highlights.
1.45 Infomercials
5.35 – 6.00 Te Karere (R, C)
6.00 Creflo Dollar
(G, C)
Magic (C)
7.20 ■ Scooby-Doo! Mystery
9.00 Infomercials
Noon Happy Endings
(PGR, R, HD, C)
12.30 Jeremy Kyle (G, R)
2.35 Ellen (G, R)
(G, R, C)
(C)
5.30 My Wife and Kids (G)
Today: Jay wants Michael
to stop watching TV and
spend a little more time
with the family.
Phoebe tries to cheer up
Joey by lending him the
world’s happiest dog.
Josh dumps a devastated
Evelyn before their first date,
and Hannah rekindles things
with Andy.
7.30 ■ Disney’s a Christmas Carol
(2000, PGR, R, HD, C, AD)
A callous loan shark is the
subject of a haunting, staged
to make him see the error
of his ways. Ross Kemp, Ray
Fearon, Warren Mitchell,
Angeline Ball, Liz Smith.
9.25 The Big Bang Theory
(PGR, R, C) The Santa
Stimulation: Sheldon
unwillingly revisits some
Christmas memories during
a lively game of Dungeons
and Dragons, and Penny,
Bernadette and Amy try to
find the perfect girl for Raj.
9.55 ■ Kitchen Nightmares
(C) Mangia Mangia Part 2:
Gordon Ramsay is at his
wits’ end at Mangia Mangia
restaurant in Colorado.
10.55 ■ Devious Maids (AO, C)
Tonight: When Nick refuses
to divulge his secret past,
Marisol sets off on a quest
to find out the truth.
12.45am ■ Who Gets the Last
Laugh?
1.15
Infomercials
(PGR, R, HD, C)
4.20 ■ Matthew & Marc’s Rocky
Road to Bollywood
(PGR, R)
4.45 ■ Anger Management
(PGR, R, C)
TV3
FREEVIEW 2 SKY 002
FREEVIEW 3 SKY 003
6.00
8.30
10.30
11.30
Noon
12.30
1.00
3 News: Firstline
Infomercials
King of Dirt (G, R)
3 News
Baggage (AO)
(G, HD)
(G)
6.00 3 News
7.00 Campbell Live
7.30 The Block: Glasshouse (PGR,
HD, C) Tonight: Two couples
struggle to start their master
bedrooms because of
enormous brick walls.
8.40 3rd Degree (HD, C)
9.40 ■ Gang Related (AO, HD,
C) Tonight: Chapel leads the
team to Mexico in search of
murder suspect Matias, and
Daniel uses his wedding to
broker a deal between Javier
and Lavar Quintel.
11.10 NCIS: Los Angeles (AO, R,
HD, C, part 1 of 2) Tonight: A
CIA agent who once worked
with Sam is found dead from
an apparent suicide, but Sam
suspects foul play.
12.05am – 6.00 Infomercials
FOUR
FREEVIEW 4 SKY 012
(G, R) 2.55 Pingu (G, R) 3.00
Squirrel (G) 4.00 Strange Hill High
(G, R) 4.30 Barbie: Fairytopia 6.00
The Nanny (G, R, C) 6.30 How I
Met Your Mother (G, R) Tonight:
When Marshall is verbally berated
by his boss, he questions whether
the decision to work for a big
corporate law firm was the best
career move. 7.00 The Simpsons
(G, R, C) Tonight: As Christmas
approaches, Lisa searches for a new
religion. 7.30 The Simpsons (PGR)
Tonight: Homer wakes up in a world
where his family and everyone in
Springfield are made of Lego. 8.00
Community (PGR) Tonight: Annie
and Shirley join forces against
Leonard, who is ahead of them in
the race for valedictorian. 8.30 ■
Christmas with the Kranks (2004,
G, R, C) A couple who decide to
skip Christmas have just 12 hours
to prepare a festive celebration
after their daughter returns home
unexpectedly. Tim Allen, Jamie
Lee Curtis, Dan Aykroyd. 10.30
Chaos (PGR, R) Tonight: The agents
protect a European political leader
who faked her death on the eve of
her country’s presidential election.
11.50 – 6.00am Infomercials
TV1: Louis Theroux: LA Stories,
9.40pm
PRIME
FREEVIEW 10 SKY 004
6.00
6.30
7.00
7.30
Noon
1.00
3.00
3.30
Home Shopping
Home Shopping
The Test (PGR, R)
Bondi Rescue (PGR, R)
Letterman (G)
4.30 Hot Bench (G)
5.30 Prime News
Jimmy Fallon (G, R)
7.30 King and Maxwell (PGR)
8.30 ■ Starsky & Hutch (2004,
AO, R) Two bumbling cops
investigate a drug-running
cartel. Ben Stiller, Owen
Wilson. Films, page 70
Jimmy Fallon (G)
MAORI
FREEVIEW 5 SKY 019
7.00 Miharo (G, R)
7.30 Pukana (G, R)
Motu (G, R)
2.00 Ako (G, R)
3.00 ■ Kai Time on the Road (G)
4.00 Miharo (G, R)
4.30 Pukana (G, R)
5.30 News: Te Kaea
Motu (G, R)
6.30 Ako (G, R)
8.00 Kuia (G, R, part 1 of 2)
8.30 Taniwha Rau (G) Tonight:
Paraone is in Howick in
Auckland and catches up
with Nanny Taini Drummond.
9.30 Whare Taonga (R)
10.00 ■ Whaikorero (PGR, R)
Motu
11.00 – 11.30 News: Te Kaea (R)
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6.20 Robocop (2014, M)
8.20 Directors: Jay Roach (PG)
8.50 Do No Harm (2012, M)
Deanna Russo.
10.20 That Burning Feeling
(2013, 16) Paulo Costanzo.
11.55 Red Dawn (2012, M)
Chris Hemsworth.
1.30 21 and Over (2013, 16)
Miles Teller, Skylar Astin.
3.05 Robocop (2014, M) Joel
Kinnaman, Gary Oldman.
5.05 Dead Man Down (2013, 16) A
professional killer is seduced
and blackmailed by a crime
victim seeking retribution.
Colin Farrell, Noomi Rapace.
7.00 Don Jon (2013, 16) A
man develops unrealistic
expectations from watching
pornography and works
to find happiness with his
potential true love. Joseph
Gordon-Levitt.
8.30 Reasonable Doubt (2014, 16)
Samuel L Jackson.
10.05 Man of Steel (2013, M)
12.25am The Day (2012, 16) 1.50
Dead Man Down (2013, 16) 3.45
Don Jon (2013, 16) 5.15 Reasonable
Doubt (2014, 16)
7.55
Finding Neverland
(2004, PG) Johnny Depp.
11.10 Aliens (1986, M)
Sigourney Weaver.
1.25 Haunted (1996, M) Aidan
Quinn, Kate Beckinsale.
3.10 Mr Bean’s Holiday
(2007, PG) Rowan Atkinson.
4.40 Sweeney Todd: The Demon
Barber of Fleet Street
(2007, 16) Johnny Depp.
6.35 Something Borrowed
(2011, M) Ginnifer Goodwin.
8.30 Slumdog Millionaire (2008,
M) A police investigation
reveals the story of an
18-year-old orphan from
Mumbai’s slums who
appears on India’s “Who
Wants to Be a Millionaire?”
Dev Patel, Freida Pinto.
12.10am Alien 3 (1992, M) 2.05
Haunted (1996, M) 3.50 Sweeney
Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet
Street (2007, 16) 5.45 Directors:
Frank Darabont (2011, PG)
7.10
The Heroes of Telemark
(1965, G) Kirk Douglas.
9.20 The Wild Bunch (1969, 16)
William Holden.
11.40 A Clockwork Orange (1978,
18) Malcolm McDowell.
1.55 Firecreek (1968, M)
James Stewart, Henry Fonda.
3.40 Logan’s Run (1976, M)
Michael York, Farrah Fawcett.
5.35 Tom Horn (1980, PG)
Steve McQueen, Linda Evans.
7.10 Invasion of the Body
Snatchers (1956, M) A
group of people discover
the human race is being
replaced, one by one, with
clones. Kevin McCarthy.
8.30 Zulu (1964, PG) British
soldiers stand fast against
the Zulus at Rorke’s Drift.
Michael Caine, Stanley Baker.
10.45 Porky’s II: The Next Day
(1983, 18) A group of high
schoolers seek revenge
on religious fanatics and
politicians who want to shut
down their Shakespeare
production. Dan Monahan.
12.20am The Killing Fields (1984, M)
2.45 Joe Versus the Volcano (1990,
PG) 4.25 The Hunger (1983, 18)
GENERAL
UKTV SKY 007
6.30 The Bill Classics (M) 7.20 ’Allo ’Allo! (PG) 8.00
Keeping Up Appearances (PG) 8.30 EastEnders
(PG) 9.00 Hollyoaks (PG) 9.25 Eggheads (PG) 9.55
Heartbeat (PG) 10.45 The Bill Classics (M) 11.35
Hollyoaks (PG) Noon EastEnders (PG) 12.30 QI (M)
1.00 New Tricks (M) 1.55 Inspector Morse (M) 3.50
The Bill Classics (M) 4.45 Heartbeat (PG) 5.40 ’Allo
’Allo! (PG) 6.20 Keeping Up Appearances (PG) 6.50
Eggheads (PG) 7.25 QI (M) 7.55 EastEnders (PG)
8.30 Holby City (M) PS Elliot: Hanssen tries to stop
his Holby empire from crumbling. 9.35 Midsomer
Murders (M) Midsomer Rhapsody: A case centres on
a piece of music and its deceased composer. 11.15
Have I Got News for You? (PG) 12.05am The Bill
Classics (M) 12.55 Keeping Up Appearances (PG)
1.25 Holby City (M) 2.25 Midsomer Murders (M)
4.05 Have I Got News for You? (PG) 4.55 Hollyoaks
(PG) 5.20 New Tricks (M)
Living SKY 008
6.00 Til Debt Do Us Part 6.30 Yoga TV 7.00 Selling
London 7.30 Building Dream Homes 8.00 Homes
Under the Hammer 9.00 The Martha Stewart Show
10.00 The Nate Berkus Show 11.00 Put Your Money
Where Your Mouth Is Noon Chatsworth 1.00 Cowboy
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All in Good Time (2012, M)
Later with Jools Holland (M)
Liberal Arts (2012, M) Josh
Radnor, Elizabeth Olsen.
10.50 I, Anna (2012, 16) Charlotte
Rampling, Gabriel Byrne.
12.20 Terms and Conditions
May Apply (2013, M)
US documentary.
1.45 To Rome with Love
(2012, M) Woody Allen.
3.35 In Bloom (2013, 16) Lika
Babluani, Mariam Bokeria.
5.20 Return (2011, M) Linda
Cardellini, Michael Shannon.
6.55 2 Days in New York (2012,
16) Chris Rock, Julie Delpy.
8.30 Everything We Loved (2014,
PG) A magician conjures up
his greatest illusion for his
wife – a little boy – but the
trick begins to fall apart when
a child abduction hunt closes
in on them. Ben Clarkson.
10.15 Disconnect (2012, 16) Jason
Bateman, Hope Davis.
season 2, episode 13) 1.45 To Rome
with Love (2012, M) 3.35 In Bloom
(2013, 16) 5.20 Short Film. Helmut
Makes a Quilt (2013, M) 5.40
Disconnect (2012, 16)
SoHo SKY 010
6.00 Benny Hinn 6.30 Beat My Build 7.30 Natural
World 8.30 The Hairy Bikers’ Best of British 9.30
Better Homes and Gardens 11.00 House Crashers
11.30 Auction Hunters Noon Double Your House for
Half the Money 1.00 My Dream Home 2.00 Beat
My Build 3.00 Natural World 4.00 Sophie Grigson
in Thailand 4.30 The Cook & the Chef 5.00 Storage
Hoarders 6.00 International Open House 6.30 Yard
Crashers 7.00 Toy Hunter 7.30 Xtreme Endurance –
Race to the Pole 8.30 Mark Berg’s Fishing Addiction
9.30 Matt Hayes’ 24 Hour Rod Race 10.30 Toy
Hunter 11.00 Better Homes and Gardens 12.00am
International Open House 12.30 Benny Hinn 1.00
Natural World 2.00 Sophie Grigson in Thailand
2.30 The Cook & the Chef 3.00 Yard Crashers 4.00
Xtreme Endurance – Race to the Pole 5.00 Mark
Berg’s Fishing Addiction
6.35
8.10
9.15
Movies Greats: Slumdog Millionaire, 8.30pm
Builders Revisits 2.00 Selling London 2.30 Building
Dream Homes 3.00 The Nate Berkus Show 4.00
Location Location Location 5.00 Put Your Money
Where Your Mouth Is 6.00 Cash in the Attic 7.00
Antiques Roadshow 8.00 Homes Under the Hammer
9.00 DIY SOS 10.00 Fixer Upper 11.00 Location
Location Location 12.00am Antiques Roadshow 1.00
Antiques Roadshow 2.00 Holmes on Homes 3.00
Salvage Hunters 4.00 Cash in the Attic 5.00 A Place
by the Sea
Sky Arts SKY 027
6.15 Raiders of Lost Arts 7.00 Colour Theory 7.30
Daniel Hope: The Secret of the Violin 8.00 Lang Lang:
Berlin with Herbie Hancock 9.25 Put Some Colour in
Your Life 9.55 Common Ground 10.10 The Changing
Face of … 11.05 First Footprints Noon Grand Art 12.30
Chalk: An Australian Perspective 1.25 Living the Life
2.15 Raiders of Lost Arts 3.00 Colour Theory 3.30
Daniel Hope: The Secret of the Violin 4.00 Ouverture
Spirituelle: Harnoncourt: Salzburg 5.15 David Hope
Performs Mendelssohn-Bartholdy 6.00 Sister
Wendy and the Art of the Gospel 7.00 The Genius
of Bach 8.30 Verbier 2013: Kavakos and Wang Play
Brahms 9.35 Jiri Belohlavek Conducts Ma Vlast 10.55
Allen Jones: Women and Men 12.00am Ouverture
Performs Mendelssohn-Bartholdy 2.00 Sister Wendy
and the Art of the Gospel 3.00 The Genius of Bach
4.30 Verbier 2013: Kavakos and Wang Play Brahms
5.35 Jiri Belohlavek Conducts Ma Vlast
6.30 The Fall (18) 7.30 Intruders (16) 8.30 Damages
(M) 9.30 The Escape Artist (16) 10.30 Breaking
Bad (18) 11.30 The Fall (18) 12.30 Big Love (M) 1.30
Damages (M) 2.30 Intruders (16) 3.30 Breaking
Bad (18) 4.30 The Fall (18) 5.30 The Escape Artist
(16) 6.30 Big Love (M) 7.30 The Newsroom (M)
8.30 Homeland (16) CIA officer Carrie Mathison
fearlessly risks everything to protect the nation from
terror. 9.30 The Americans (16) Trust Me: A mole
hunt within the KGB causes suspicion among allies,
shattering trust within the Jennings’ marriage, and
Stan’s plan to keep his mole safe puts her at even
greater risk. 10.15 The Americans (16) Duty and
Honour: Philip and Elizabeth’s troubled marriage is
further tested when a mission to discredit a Polish
pro-democracy leader reunites Philip with his old
flame. 10.55 Big Love (M) 11.55 The Escape Artist
(16) 12.55am The Affair (16) 1.55 The Newsroom (M)
2.55 Homeland (16) 3.55 The Americans (16) 4.40
The Americans (16) 5.30 Big Love (M)
Sport Today 11.00 BBC World News Noon GMT
Global with Matthew Amroliwala 4.30 HARDtalk
5.00 Outside Source 5.30 Focus on Africa 6.00
Outside Source 6.30 World Business Report 6.45
Sport Today 7.00 World News Today 8.30 World
Business Report 8.45 Sport Today 9.00 Business
Edition 9.30 HARDtalk 10.00 BBC World News
America 10.30 BBC World News America 11.00
Today 12.00am Newsday 12.30 Asia Business
Report 12.45 Sport Today 1.00 Newsday 1.30
Asia Business Report 1.45 Sport Today 2.00 BBC
World News 2.30 Asia Business Report 2.45 Sport
4.30 HARDtalk 5.00 BBC World News 5.30 World
Business Report 5.45 BBC World News
3/12/2014 10:31 am
SPORT
RADIO
Sky Sport 1 SKY 051
6.00 Motorsport, Swedish Speedway Elitserien,
round 17. 8.30 Basketball, NBL, Melbourne United
v NZ Breakers, highlights. 9.00 Rugby, IRB Sevens
World Series, South Africa, day one, highlights.
10.30 Rugby, IRB Sevens World Series, South Africa,
day two, highlights. Noon Golf Central 12.30 Golf,
Asian Tour, Thailand Championship, highlights. 1.30
Golf, European Tour, Alfred Dunhill Championship,
round four, highlights. 2.00 Snooker, Champions
Tour, PNC Father Son Challenge, round two,
highlights. 2.30 Sky Sports News UK 3.00 Golf,
three, highlights. 3.30 Football: Asian Cup Review.
4.30 Golf Central 5.00 2014 Rugby Awards 6.30
SKY Sport What’s On 7.00 Cricket, Australia v India,
second test, day five, highlights. 7.30 2014 Sporting
Moments 9.30 Fox Sports News 10.00 SKY Sport
What’s On 10.20 The Cricket Show 10.50 Cricket,
Pakistan v Blackcaps, fourth one-day, first innings,
live. 2.35am SKY Sport What’s On 3.05 Cricket,
Pakistan v Blackcaps, fourth one-day, second
innings, live.
Sky Sport 2 SKY 052
6.00 2014 Sporting Moments 8.18 Soccer, FIFA
World Cup, live. 10.30 Soccer, A-League, Wellington
Phoenix v Central Coast Mariners, replay. 12.30
2014 Sporting Moments 2.30 Hockey, FIH Men’s
Champions Trophy, final, replay. 4.30 Equestrian,
Puhinui International Trial. 6.00 Basketball, NBL,
Melbourne United v NZ Breakers, replay. 8.00 SKY
Sport What’s On 8.30 Capturing the Cup: 1983 9.30
The History of the Cricket World Cup: Part 1 10.30
#Skyspeed 11.00 Tennis, NZ National Championship,
day one, highlights. 12.30am Tennis, NZ National
Championship, day two, highlights. 2.00 Soccer,
A-League, Melbourne Victory v Sydney Fc, replay.
4.00 Golf, Asian Tour, Thailand Championship,
highlights. 5.18 Soccer, FIFA World Cup, live.
Discovery: Ice Lake Rebels, 10.30pm
Feherty 8.30 Playing Lessons 9.30 Big Break: NFL
10.30 PGA Championship Official Film 11.30 Golf,
European Tour, Alfred Dunhill Championship, round
four, highlights. Noon UFC Now 1.00 Fight Night on
SKY 3.00 UFC Unleashed 4.00 Sky Arena Access
4.30 UFC Fight Night 6.30 Soccer, Westfield FFA
Cup. final, replay. 8.30 Softball, Highlights. 10.30
Fight Night on SKY 12.30am Sky Arena Access
1.00 UFC Unleashed 2.00 Capturing the Cup: 1983.
3.00 The History of the Cricket World Cup. Part 1.
4.00 Basketball, NBL, Adelaide 36ers v Melbourne
United, replay.
ESPN SKY 061
6.00 Equestrian, Puhinui International Trial. 7.30
6.00 Olbermann 6.30 Gridiron, NFL, Chicago
Bears v New Orleans Saints, from Soldier Field,
Chicago, replay. 9.00 NFL Insiders 9.30 Mike and
Mike 10.00 NFL Live 11.00 SportsCenter 1.00
Basketball, College, UNC v North Carolina, live.
3.00 Basketball, College, Wichita State v Alabama,
live. 5.00 SportsCenter 6.00 His & Hers 7.00
NFL Live 8.00 Around the Horn 8.30 Pardon the
Interruption 9.00 ESPN FC 9.30 Baseball, Australian
League, All-Stars, live. 12.30am Search4Hurt 1.00
SportsCenter 3.00 ESPN FC 3.30 NBA Tonight
4.00 First Take
DOCUMENTARIES
History SKY 073
Sky Sport 3 SKY 053
Discovery SKY 070
(PG) 9.30 Auction Hunters (PG) 10.30 Gold Fever
(PG) 11.30 True Crime with Aphrodite Jones (M)
12.30 House of Horrors: Kidnapped (M) 1.30 The
Perfect Murder (M) 2.30 Airplane Repo (PG) 3.30
The Unexplained Files (M) 4.30 Deadliest Catch
(PG) 5.30 MythBusters (PG) 6.30 Marooned (M)
7.30 Alaska: The Last Frontier (M) 8.30 Yukon Men
(M) Rising Sons: Charlie’s livelihood is challenged
when the son of a Tanana legend lays claim to his
trap line. 9.30 Highway to Sell (PG) 10.30 Ice Lake
Rebels (M) 11.30 I (Almost) Got Away with It (M)
12.30am Deadline: Crime with Tamron Hall (M) 1.30
Nightmare Next Door (M) 2.30 Auction Kings (PG)
3.00 Deadliest Catch (PG) 4.00 Flying Wild Alaska
(PG) 5.00 Dirty Jobs (PG)
6.30 Air Crash Investigation (PG) 8.30 Wicked
Tuna North Vs South (M) 9.30 Prospectors (PG)
10.30 Yukon Gold (M) 11.30 Inside Combat Rescue
(M) 12.30 Hitler’s Lost Battleship (PG) 1.30 Hitler’s
Stealth Fighter (PG) 2.30 Churchill’s German Army
(PG) 3.30 Hitler’s Henchman (M) 4.30 Hitler’s
Women (M) 5.30 Japan’s Secret Weapon (PG)
6.30 Ultimate Airport Dubai (PG) 7.30 Prospectors
(PG) 8.30 Yukon Gold (M) Know When to Fold ‘em:
Desperate Ken calls a lifeline to save the season, and
Big Al’s dozer suffers a catastrophic breakdown.
9.30 WWII’s Greatest Raids (M) 10.30 Invasion
Earth (PG) 11.30 Evacuate Earth (M) 12.30am
Megastructures (G) 1.30 Prospectors (PG) 2.30
Yukon Gold (M) 3.30 WWII’s Greatest Raids (M)
4.30 Invasion Earth (PG) 5.30 Evacuate Earth (M)
6.30 CIA Declassified (PG) 7.30 Cromwell: God’s
Executioner (PG) 8.30 Bible Secrets Revealed
(PG) 9.30 Riddles of the Bible (PG) 10.30 Coast
(PG) 11.30 Tony Robinson Explores Australia (PG)
12.30 The Children’s Odyssey (PG) 1.30 Cromwell:
God’s Executioner (PG) 2.30 Scorched Earth (PG)
3.30 WWII: Countdown to Victory (PG) 4.30 Bible
Secrets Revealed (PG) 5.30 Riddles of the Bible
(PG) 6.30 Coast (PG) 7.30 The Bible (PG) 7.30
Coast (PG) 7.30 The Bible (M) 9.30 Scotland –
Rome’s Final Frontier (PG) 10.30 Guns of the Civil
War (PG) 11.30 The Pharaohs Who Built Egypt (PG)
12.30am Secrets of War (M) 1.30 The War Files (PG)
2.30 Line of Fire (PG) 3.30 Line of Fire (PG) 3.30
Line of Fire (PG) 3.30 Line of Fire (PG) 3.30 Line of
Fire (PG) 5.30 Scotland – Rome’s Final Frontier (PG)
6.30 Top Gear (PG) 7.35 Top Gear USA (M) 8.20
Stephen Fry in America (M) 9.20 Embarrassing
Bodies: Teens (M) 10.10 Embarrassing Bodies (M)
10.55 Pain, Pus and Poison (M) 11.50 Top Gear (PG)
1.40 Helicopter Heroes (PG) 2.25 Emergency
Search & Rescue (PG) 2.50 Wild Things with Dom
Monaghan (PG) 3.35 Who Do You Think You Are?
(PG) 4.35 Dragons’ Den (PG) 5.35 Top Gear (PG)
7.35 Guts (PG) 8.30 Hands & Feet (M) Dr George
McGavin discovers the natural engineering that is
key to our greatest physical achievements. 9.30
Richard Hammond’s Journey to the Bottom of the
Ocean (PG) 10.35 Top Gear (PG) 11.35 Top Gear
USA (M) 12.20am Helicopter Heroes (PG) 1.05
Emergency Search & Rescue (PG) 1.30 Wild Things
with Dom Monaghan (PG) 2.15 Who Do You Think
You Are? (PG) 3.15 Dirt Doctor (PG) 3.30 Guts (PG)
4.20 Hands & Feet (M) 5.10 Richard Hammond’s
Journey to the Bottom of the Ocean (PG)
News; 6.46 and 7.24 Traffic
Including: 10.45 The Reading: Touchstones,
by James McNeish, read by Ian Johnstone
(8 of 15, RNZ) (ninetonoon@radionz.co.nz)
Worldwatch
7.06 Nights with Bryan Crump Including:
7.30 Spectrum (RNZ); 8.13 Windows on the
World; 9.06 Wednesday Drama: Hard Case,
by Stephen G Walker (RNZ); 9.52 Silent Vigil,
by Jenny Pattrick (RNZ)
11.06 The New Jazz Archive
Holiday Jazz (F, PRX)
Music After Midnight; 12.30 One in Five (RNZ)
1.05 Discovery (BBC); 2.05 Playing Favourites
(RNZ); 3.05 Desperate Man – A Hartley
Manners Story, by Matthew O’Sullivan (4 of
5, RNZ); 3.30 NZ Books (RNZ); 5.10 Witness
(BBC)
noon, 3.00, 5.00, 6.00, 11.00pm
(1892-1983) See page 72
Sonnets, Sonnet No 140: Be Wise as Thou Art
Cruel; Do Not Press (RNZ)
10.02 The Works
Noon Upbeat (RNZ)
the back catalogue. Haydn: String Quartet in E
flat Op 64/6; Purcell: King Arthur, Act V
4.00 Made in New Zealand Debussy:
Children’s Corner; Pruden: String Trio; Liszt:
Battle of the Huns S105
7.00 Appointment Philosophy Talk: Why Be
Moral? (F, Ben Manilla Productions)
8.00 Music Alive San Francisco Opera Season:
Francesco Demuro, Daniel Montenegro, San
Francisco Opera Chorus and Orch/Nicola
Luisotti – Verdi’s Rigoletto (San Francisco
Opera)
Newstalk ZB
6.00 Mike Hosking 8.30 Leighton Smith Noon
Danny Watson 4.00 Larry Williams 7.00 Tony Veitch
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TV1
TV2
FREEVIEW 1 SKY 001
6.00 Breakfast
(PGR, R, C) Today: The top
15 contestants must cook
authentic Mexican dishes for
guest chef Jose Carlos de la
Macorra.
(R, C)
Noon ONE News (C)
David continues to spy
on Rakesh, and Donna is
inwardly crushed.
C, AD) Today: Peter pulls
at Leanne’s heartstrings,
and Fiz and Tyrone share a
romantic early Christmas.
2.00 Packed to the Rafters
(PGR, R, C) First Time
for Everything: Nathan is
struggling as he attempts to
build a solid base for Saskia
and Edward in Australia.
3.00 Star Treatment (G, R)
Today: Visiting a teddy bear
manufacturer in Ironbridge,
Shropshire, Jane McDonald
gives five workers the
surprise of their lives as
they are whisked off to the
Glam Van.
3.55 Te Karere (C)
4.25 The Chase (G, C)
6.00 ONE News (C)
7.30 MasterChef Australia
(PGR, C) Tonight: The
contestants from the losing
team compete in a blind
taste test, in which they
must taste a mystery dish
while blindfolded, and then
recreate it.
8.30 My Big Fat Gypsy Christmas
– Tinsel & Tiaras From the
bride-to-be planning her
spectacular Christmasthemed wedding, to the
young entrepreneur
planning a gypsy-only
Christmas party, nobody
does Christmas quite like
the gypsies.
9.35 ■ Miranda (PGR, R, C, AD)
Tonight: Miranda is having
some difficulty convincing
people she is not actually
having a breakdown.
11.15 999: What’s Your
Emergency? (AO, R, C) Eat
for Two Weeks or ... Drink for
One Night: The call operators
at Blackpool’s emergency
control centres, along with
the fire service, are dealing
with their biggest night of
weekend revelry – bonfire
night.
12.20am Come Dine with Me
(PGR, R, C)
1.45 Infomercials
5.35 – 6.00 Te Karere (R, C)
6.00 Creflo Dollar
(G, C)
Magic (G, C)
7.20 The Penguins of
Madagascar (G, R, C)
9.00 Infomercials
Noon Happy Endings
(PGR, R, HD, C)
12.30 ■ Soul Surfer (2011, PGR,
R, C) The true story of
competitive teen surfer
Bethany Hamilton, who lost
her left arm in a shark attack
and returned to surfing.
AnnaSophia Robb.
2.40 Ellen (G, R)
(G, R, C)
4.05 Austin & Ally (G, C) Beach
Bums & Bling: Austin
discovers that a man playing
guitar for spare change at
the mall is one of his old rock
’n roll heroes.
(C)
Michael steals his daughter’s
first boyfriend by luring him
away with a video game, and
Junior learns a painful lesson.
Ross tries to retrieve his
shirt from Mona’s, but is
interrupted when she
returns home with a date.
7.00 Home and Away (C)
Tonight: A distressed
Maddy lashes out at Oscar.
7.30 Police Ten 7 (C) Tonight: A
gang member picks a fight
he cannot win, and police
break up a scuffle.
8.00 Cops Uncut (PGR, C)
Tonight: A woman refuses to
acknowledge a minor traffic
offence, and a police officer
is unexpectedly bottled by a
drunken passer-by.
8.30 ■ National Treasure
(2004, PGR, R, HD, C, AD)
A treasure hunter is forced
to steal the Declaration of
Independence in order to
protect its secrets from a
villainous rival. Nicolas Cage,
Diane Kruger, Sean Bean.
11.10 ■ Mr T’s World’s Craziest
Fools (PGR, R, C)
11.40 Ten 7 Summer (PGR, C)
12.10am The Assets (AO)
1.10 ■ RBT (PGR, R, C)
1.40 Infomercials
(PGR, R, HD, C)
4.40 Dog with a Blog (G, R, C)
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TV3
FREEVIEW 2 SKY 002
FREEVIEW 3 SKY 003
6.00
8.30
10.30
11.30
Noon
12.30
1.00
3 News: Firstline
Infomercials
King of Dirt (G, R)
3 News
Baggage (AO)
(G, HD)
(G)
6.00 3 News
7.00 Campbell Live
(PGR, HD, C) Tonight: The
master bedrooms and walkin wardrobes are almost
complete, with just an allnighter or two to go.
8.40 ■ Maid in Manhattan
(2002, AO, HD, C) A senatorial candidate falls for a
hotel maid, believing her to
be a socialite. Jennifer Lopez,
Ralph Fiennes.
Films, page 70
11.20 Bones (AO, R, HD, C)
Tonight: The Jeffersonian
team’s investigation of the
murder of a divorce lawyer
takes a strange turn when
they learn evidence has been
hidden by the man’s widow
and assistant.
12.20am CSI: NY (AO, R, HD, C)
FOUR
FREEVIEW 4 SKY 012
6.00 Children’s Programmes
10.00 Infomercials 2.00 Children’s
Programmes 3.00 Ready, Steady,
Wiggles (G, R) 3.10 Lalaloopsy
(G, R) 3.30 Scaredy Squirrel (G)
4.00 Strange Hill High (G, R) 4.30
■ Barbie and the Diamond Castle
(2008, G) 6.00 The Nanny (G, R,
C) 6.30 How I Met Your Mother
(G, R) 7.00 The Simpsons (G, R, C)
Tonight: The family’s biblical dreams
include Homer and Marge as Adam
and Eve, with Flanders as God.
7.30 Family Guy (PGR, R) Tonight:
Peter spins his own tale of the
Nativity. 8.00 American Dad (PGR,
R) Tonight: Steve and Snot fail to
get prom dates, so they utilise a
CIA cloning device to provide them
with a couple of hot babes. 8.30
Bob’s Burgers (PGR) Tonight: At
a family Christmas party, Bob and
his father “Big Bob” revisit an old
argument. 9.00 South Park (AO, R)
Tonight: Kenny is able to purchase
a gaming device that has been
sold out, straining his friendship
with Cartman. 9.30 bro’Town (PGR,
R, C) Tonight: When the Minister
convinces Mrs Tapili to give more
money to the church, she gets
hooked on gambling. 10.00 Nitro
Circus Live (PGR) 10.30 The Big C
(AO, R) 11.30 Entertainment Tonight
(G) 11.55 – 6.00am Infomercials
Prime: Modern Family, 8.00pm
PRIME
FREEVIEW 10 SKY 004
6.00
6.30
7.00
7.30
Noon
1.00
3.00
3.30
Home Shopping
Home Shopping
The Test (PGR, R)
Letterman (G)
4.30 Hot Bench (G)
5.30 Prime News
Jimmy Fallon (G, R)
7.30 Modern Family (PGR)
8.00 ■ Modern Family (PGR)
8.30 The Great British Bake Off
Christmas Masterclass (G)
Tonight: The judges spice up
Christmas desserts.
9.35 ■ Madam Secretary (AO)
Jimmy Fallon (G)
MAORI
FREEVIEW 5 SKY 019
7.00 Miharo (G, R)
7.30 Pukana (G, R)
Motu (G, R)
2.00 Ako (G, R)
(G, R)
4.00 Miharo (G, R)
4.30 Pukana (G, R)
5.30 News: Te Kaea
Motu (G, R)
6.30 Ako (G, R)
8.00 Te Po Mekemeke (G)
8.30 Winning Time - Reggie
Miller v the New York Knicks
(AO, R) US documentary
about the career of Reggie
Miller of the Indiana Pacers.
9.50 Hunting Aotearoa (AO, R)
10.20 Survive Aotearoa (PGR, R)
11.20 – 11.50 News: Te Kaea (R)
3/12/2014 2:47 pm
9.05 The Day (2012, 16) Shawn
Ashmore, Ashley Bell.
10.30 Making of: Lone Survivor:
Will of the Warrior (2013, M)
10.45 Don Jon (2013, 16)
Joseph Gordon-Levitt.
12.15 Reasonable Doubt (2014, 16)
Samuel L Jackson.
4.05 The Day (2012, 16) Shawn
Ashmore, Ashley Bell.
Patton Oswalt.
6.50 A Good Day to Die Hard
(2013, M) A cop travels to
Moscow to help his wayward
son. Bruce Willis.
Four Navy SEALs are
dropped behind enemy lines
in Afghanistan to verify the
whereabouts of a Taliban
commander. Mark Wahlberg.
10.35 Elysium (2013, 16)
Matt Damon.
12.25am Oldboy (2013, 18) 2.10
Nature Calls (2012, M) 3.30 Oldboy
(2013, 18) 5.15 A Good Day to Die
Hard (2013, M)
6.15
Something Borrowed
(2011, M) Ginnifer Goodwin.
8.05 Slumdog Millionaire (2008,
M) Dev Patel, Freida Pinto.
11.40 Alien 3 (1992, M)
Sigourney Weaver.
1.35 The Heartbreak Kid
(2007, 16) Ben Stiller.
3.30 Cold Mountain (2003, 16)
Nicole Kidman, Jude Law.
8.30 Nights in Rodanthe
(2008, PG) While on a trip
to see his estranged son, a
doctor falls for a married
woman. Richard Gere.
10.10 In Bruges (2008, 16) Two hitmen are sent to the Belgian
city of Bruges to lay low
from the law, but they soon
find trouble. Colin Farrell,
Brendan Gleeson.
Sigourney Weaver.
1.40am The Heartbreak Kid (2007,
16) 3.35 Making of: the Heartbreak
Kid (2007, M) 3.50 Cold Mountain
(2003, 16)
6.00 Urban Cowboy (1980, M)
John Travolta, Debra Winger.
8.15 The Face Is Familiar
(2009, PG) US documentary.
11.00 Westworld (1973, 16) Richard
Benjamin, Yul Brynner.
12.30 Deathtrap (1982, PG) Michael
Caine, Christopher Reeve.
2.25 The Passion of the Christ
(2004, 16) Jim Caviezel.
4.30 The Shipping News
(2001, M) Kevin Spacey.
6.25 True Crime (1999, M)
A troubled reporter has
only 12 hours to prove the
innocence of a Death Row
inmate. Clint Eastwood.
8.30 Gosford Park (2001, M)
A party of wealthy Britons
and their servants arrive at
Gosford Park for a hunting
party, but their plans fall
victim to murder most foul.
Michael Gambon.
10.45 Porky’s Revenge (1985, 18)
Dan Monahan.
12.15am Jade (1995, 16) 1.50 Bill &
Ted’s Bogus Journey (1991, PG) 3.20
The Last Seduction (1993, 16) 5.10
Romper Stomper (1992, 18)
GENERAL
UKTV SKY 007
7.50 ’Allo ’Allo! (PG) 8.15 Keeping Up Appearances
(PG) 8.45 EastEnders (PG) 9.15 Hollyoaks (PG)
EastEnders (PG) 12.45 QI (M) 1.15 New Tricks (M)
2.10 Inspector Morse (M) 4.05 The Bill Classics (M)
5.00 Heartbeat (PG) 5.55 ’Allo ’Allo! (PG) 6.20
Keeping Up Appearances (PG) 6.50 Eggheads (PG)
7.25 QI (M) 7.55 EastEnders (PG) 8.30 The Graham
Norton Show (M) Ricky Gervais, Ronnie Corbett,
Juliette Binoche and Imelda May. 9.25 Birds of a
Feather (PG) Sharon, Tracey and Dorien all lose their
jobs and hit rock bottom. 9.50 Birds of a Feather
(PG) In a supermarket, Sharon and Tracey get a
glimpse of what the future might hold for them.
10.15 Would I Lie to You? (M) Harry Enfield, Claudia
Winkleman, Tara Palmer-Tomkinson and Dave
Spikey. 10.50 Bluestone 42 (16) Nick and Simon help
each other learn to dance. 11.20 Friday Night Dinner
(M) 11.45 The Bill Classics (M) 12.35am Keeping Up
Appearances (PG) 1.05 Birds of a Feather (PG) 1.30
Bluestone 42 (16) 2.00 Friday Night Dinner (M) 2.25
The Graham Norton Show (M) 3.15 Twenty Twelve
(M) 3.45 Watson & Oliver (M) 4.15 Hunderby (M)
Everything We Loved
(2014, PG) Ben Clarkson.
9.25 Morden (2013, M, season 1,
episodes 1-5) Claudia Galli.
5.20 Morden (2013, M, season
1, episode 6) Erica’s sister
Anna is visiting at the same
time as “Antiques Cubed” is
in town, and when Anna runs
into the show’s host, sparks
fly between them.
6.50 Hinterland (2013, 16, season
1, episode 2) Idris Williams’s
body is discovered at a
farm, and the investigation
uncovers the 69-yearold’s rough past. Richard
Harrington, Mali Harries.
8.30 Gardening with Soul (2013,
G) Local documentary that
follows a year of life at the
Home of Compassion in
Island Bay, Wellington.
10.10 The ABCs of Death (2012,
18) A horror anthology of
short films about death, with
each entry representing a
letter of the alphabet. Ingrid
Bolsø Berdal, Iván González.
season 3, episode 1) 2.05 Morden
(2013, M, season 1, episode 1-3)
Voice 12.00am Rivers 12.45 Wild Coasts 1.30 Put
Some Colour in Your Life 2.00 The Italian Americans
2.55 Off Camera 3.45 Inside the National Trust 4.30
Grand Hotel (PG) 5.40 Champion (PG)
6.00 Benny Hinn 6.30 Matt Hayes’ 24 Hour Rod
Race 7.30 Natural World 8.30 Sophie Grigson in
Thailand 9.00 The Cook & the Chef 9.30 Storage
Hoarders 10.30 International Open House 11.00 Yard
Crashers 11.30 Toy Hunter Noon Xtreme Endurance
– Race to the Pole 1.00 Mark Berg’s Fishing Addiction 2.00 Matt Hayes’ 24 Hour Rod Race 3.00
Natural World 4.00 The View from River Cottage
4.30 Catch and Cook: World 5.00 My Dream
Derelict Home 6.00 International Open House 6.30
Kitchen Crashers 7.00 Garage Gold 7.30 Rick Stein’s
Christmas Odyssey 8.45 Cook the Books 9.30 The
Roux Masterclass 10.00 Cheese Slices 10.30 Garage
Gold 11.00 Storage Hoarders 12.00am International
Open House 12.30 Benny Hinn 1.00 Natural World
2.00 The View from River Cottage 2.30 Catch and
Cook: World 3.00 Kitchen Crashers 4.00 Rick Stein’s
Christmas Odyssey 5.15 Cook the Books
7.40
SoHo SKY 010
SoHo: The Newsroom, 9.30pm
4.40 Hollyoaks (PG) 5.05 New Tricks (M)
Living SKY 008
6.00 Til Debt Do Us Part 6.30 Yoga TV 7.00
Location Location Location 8.00 Antiques Roadshow 9.00 The Martha Stewart Show 10.00 The
Nate Berkus Show 11.00 Homes Under the Hammer
Noon Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is 1.00
DIY SOS 2.00 Location Location Location 3.00 The
Nate Berkus Show 4.00 Location Location Location
5.00 Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is 6.00
Cash in the Attic 7.00 Homes Under the Hammer
8.00 Real Potential 8.30 Kirstie’s Best of Both Worlds
9.30 Relocation Relocation 10.30 Back of House
11.00 Location Location Location 12.00am Homes
Under the Hammer 1.00 Homes Under the Hammer
2.00 Holmes on Homes 3.00 Salvage Hunters 4.00
Cash in the Attic 5.00 A Place by the Sea
Sky Arts SKY 027
6.55 Allen Jones: Women and Men 8.00 Ouverture
Performs Mendelssohn-Bartholdy 10.00 Sister
Wendy and the Art of the Gospel 11.00 The Genius
of Bach 12.30 Verbier 2013: Kavakos and Wang
Play Brahms 1.35 Jiri Belohlavek Conducts Ma Vlast
2.55 Allen Jones: Women and Men 4.00 Rivers
4.45 Wild Coasts 5.30 Put Some Colour in Your
Life 6.00 The Italian Americans 6.55 Off Camera
7.45 Inside the National Trust 8.30 Grand Hotel
(PG) 9.40 Champion (PG) 11.05 When You Hear My
6.30 The Newsroom (M) 7.30 The Affair (16) 8.30
The Escape Artist (16) 9.30 The Americans (16)
11.00 Homeland (16) Noon Big Love (M) 1.00
The Newsroom (M) 2.00 The Escape Artist (16)
3.00 Homeland (16) 4.00 The Affair (16) 5.00 The
Americans (16) 5.50 The Americans (16) 6.30 Big
Love (M) 7.30 Intruders (16) Time Has Come Today:
Jack returns home and discovers a distraught and
distant Amy. 8.30 The Escape Artist (16) With the
case against Liam Foyle crumbling, can Will find
another way for justice to be served? 9.30 The
Newsroom (M) Many challenges face news anchor
Will McAvoy and his embattled staff. 10.30 Big Love
(M) 11.30 Breaking Bad (18) 12.30am The Pacific (16)
1.30 Intruders (16) 2.30 The Newsroom (M) 3.30 The
Escape Artist (16) 4.30 Breaking Bad (18) 5.30 Big
Love (M)
Sport Today 11.00 BBC World News Noon GMT
HARDtalk 5.00 Outside Source 5.30 Focus on
Africa 6.00 Outside Source 6.30 World Business
Report 6.45 Sport Today 7.00 World News Today
Business Edition 9.30 HARDtalk 10.00 BBC World
News America 11.00 Newsday 11.30 Asia Business
Report 11.45 Sport Today 12.00am Newsday 12.30
Asia Business Report 12.45 Sport Today 1.00
3.30 Asia Business Report 3.45 Sport Today 4.00
BBC World News 4.30 HARDtalk 5.00 BBC World
News 5.30 World Business Report 5.45 BBC World
News
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RADIO
Sky Sport 1 SKY 051
7.00 Football League Show 7.30 A-League Highlights Show 8.00 Soccer, Westfield FFA Cup, final,
replay. 10.00 Cricket, Pakistan v Blackcaps, fourth
one-day, first innings, replay. 1.30 Cricket, Pakistan
v Blackcaps, fourth one-day, second innings, replay.
5.00 Soccer, FIFA World Cup, replay. 7.00 Mountain
Biking, Roc d’Azur. 7.30 2014 Sporting Moments
10.30 Soccer, FIFA World Cup, replay. 12.30am UFC
Unleashed 1.30 Ultimate Knockouts 2.00 Fight
Night on SKY
Sky Sport 2 SKY 052
7.30 #Skyspeed 8.18 Soccer, FIFA World Cup, live.
10.30 Sky Arena Access 11.00 The ITM Fishing
Show 11.30 Golfing World Noon Golf Central
12.30 Feherty 1.30 Playing Lessons 2.30 Big
Break: NFL 3.30 PGA Championship Official Film
4.30 Basketball, NBL, Melbourne United v NZ
Breakers. 5.00 Golfing World 5.30 Golf Central
6.00 Golf, European Tour, Alfred Dunhill, round
four. 6.30 Snooker, Champions Tour, PNC Father
Son Challenge, round two. 7.00 Golf, US PGA Tour,
Franklin Templeton Shootout, round three. 7.30
Golf, Australian PGA, round four. 8.30 Golf Central
9.00 The Cricket Show 9.30 Cricket, T20 Big
Bash, Strikers v Stars, live. 1.00am #Skyspeed 1.30
Mountain Biking, Roc d’Azur. 2.00 Soccer, A-League,
Perth Glory v Newcastle Jets, replay. 4.00 Soccer,
A-League, Adelaide United v Brisbane Roar, replay.
BBC Knowledge: Operation Grand Canyon,
8.00pm
Golf, Asian Tour, Thailand Championship, from
Amata Spring Country Club, Thailand. 12.00am
Golfing World 12.30 Golf, European Tour, Alfred
Dunhill Championship, round four, from Leopard
Creek Country Club, Malelane, South Africa. 1.00
Basketball, NBL, Melbourne United v NZ Breakers.
1.30 Equestrian, Puhinui International Trial. 3.00
PGA Championship Official Film 4.00 Cricket, T20
Big Bash, Strikers v Melbourne Stars. 4.30 The
Cricket Show 5.00 Cricket, fourth one-day, Black
Caps v Sri Lanka. 5.30 #Skyspeed
ESPN SKY 061
6.00 2014 Sporting Moments 8.00 Capturing the
Cup: 1983 9.00 The History of the Cricket World
Cup: Part 1 10.00 Hockey, FIH Men’s Champions,
final, replay. Noon 2014 Sporting Moments 2.00
Capturing the Cup: 1983 3.00 The History of the
Cricket World Cup: Part 1 4.00 Cricket, fourth
one-day, Black Caps v Sri Lanka. 4.30 #Skyspeed
5.00 Bowls, NZ Open, men’s pairs. 6.30 Softball,
Oceania Qualifier, day one. 8.00 Softball, Oceania
Qualifier, day two. 9.30 Mountain Biking, Roc
d’Azur. 10.00 PGA Championship Official Film 11.00
6.00 Basketball, College, UNC v North Carolina,
replay. 8.00 Olbermann 8.30 Outside the
Lines. 9.00 NFL Insiders 10.00 NFL Live 11.00
SportsCenter Noon SportsCenter 1.30 NBA
Countdown 2.00 Basketball, NBA, Toronto Raptors
v Brooklyn Nets, live. 4.30 44 Monthly Jeers 5.00
SportsCenter 6.00 Baseball, Australian League,
All-Star, replay. 8.00 Around the Horn 8.30 Pardon
the Interruption 9.00 SportsCenter 10.00 ESPN
FC 10.30 Spirit of Yachting 11.00 Basketball,
College, Cincinnati v San Diego, delayed. 1.00am
SportsCenter 3.00 ESPN FC 3.30 NBA Tonight
4.00 First Take
DOCUMENTARIES
History SKY 073
Sky Sport 3 SKY 053
Discovery SKY 070
(PG) 9.30 Alaska: The Last Frontier (M) 10.30
Highway to Sell (PG) 11.30 Nightmare Next Door
(M) 12.30 Deadline: Crime with Tamron Hall (M) 1.30
I (Almost) Got Away with It (M) 2.30 Airplane Repo
(PG) 3.30 Yukon Men (M) 4.30 Deadliest Catch
(PG) 5.30 MythBusters (PG) 6.30 Tethered (M) 7.30
Running Wild with Bear Grylls (M) 8.30 Marooned
(M) Arizona: Under the searing summer sun, Ed
takes on Arizona’s Sonoran Desert as he battles
against the threat of rattlesnakes and mountain
lions. 9.30 Tethered (M) 10.30 Naked and Afraid (M)
11.30 Blood Relatives (M) 12.30am Disappeared (M)
1.30 Scorned: Love Kills (PG) 2.30 Auction Kings
(PG) 3.00 Deadliest Catch (PG) 4.00 Flying Wild
Alaska (PG) 5.00 Dirty Jobs (PG)
6.30 Air Crash Investigation (PG) 7.30 Air Crash
Investigation (PG) 8.30 Prospectors (PG) 9.30
Yukon Gold (M) 10.30 WWII’s Greatest Raids (M)
11.30 Evacuate Earth (M) 12.30 JFK Days That Made
a President (PG) 2.30 Hitler’s Jurassic Monsters
(M) 3.30 Sinkholes: Swallowed Alive (PG) 4.30
The Hunt for the Abominable Snowman (PG) 5.30
Omens of the Apocalypse (PG) 6.30 Sex in the
Stone Age (M) 7.30 Roman Homicide (PG) 8.30
The Lost Ships of Rome (PG) 9.30 The Two-MillionYear-Old Boy (G) 10.30 Beyond Magic with DMC
(PG) 11.30 Ultimate Airport Dubai (PG) 12.30am
Megastructures (G) 1.30 Sex in the Stone Age (M)
2.30 Roman Homicide (PG) 3.30 The Lost Ships of
Rome (PG) 4.30 The Two-Million-Year-Old Boy (G)
5.30 Beyond Magic with DMC (PG)
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6.30 Guns of the Civil War (PG) 7.30 The Pharaohs
Who Built Egypt (PG) 8.30 Bible Secrets Revealed
(PG) 9.30 Riddles of the Bible (PG) 10.30 Coast
(PG) 1.30 Scotland – Rome’s Final Frontier (PG)
2.30 Scorched Earth (PG) 3.30 WWII: Countdown
to Victory (PG) 4.30 Bible Secrets Revealed (PG)
America Unearthed (PG) 10.30 Unsealed: Alien Files
(PG) 11.30 Ancient Aliens Marathon (PG) 1.30am
The War Files (PG) 2.30 Line of Fire (PG) 3.30
America Unearthed (PG)
6.10 Embarrassing Bodies: Teens (M) 7.00 Embarrassing Bodies (M) 7.45 Pain, Pus and Poison (M)
8.40 Guts (PG) 9.30 Hands & Feet (M) 10.20
Richard Hammond’s Journey to the Bottom of the
Ocean (PG) 11.20 Top Gear (PG) 1.15 Helicopter
Heroes (PG) 2.00 Emergency Search & Rescue
(PG) 2.25 Wild Things with Dom Monaghan (M) 3.15
Who Do You Think You Are? Aus (PG) 4.10
Dragons’ Den (PG) 5.10 Top Gear (M) 7.25 Deadly
60 (PG) 8.00 Operation Grand Canyon (PG) Dan
Snow continues down the Grand Canyon in an
antique wooden boat. 9.00 Great Continental
Railway Journeys (PG) Berlin to the Rhein: Michael
Portillo begins his journey in Berlin. 10.05 David
Attenborough’s Natural Curiosities (PG) 10.35 Top
Gear (M) 11.35 Top Gear USA (M) 12.20am
Helicopter Heroes (PG) 1.05 Emergency Search &
Rescue (PG) 1.30 Wild Things with Dom Monaghan
(M) 2.20 Who Do You Think You Are? Aus (PG) 3.15
Beneath the Wigs (M) 3.50 Deadly 60 (PG) 4.20
Operation Grand Canyon (PG) 5.10 Great
Continental Railway (PG)
6.00 Morning Report
Including: 10.45 Touchstones, by James
McNeish, read by Ian Johnstone (9 of 15, RNZ)
(ninetonoon@radionz.co.nz)
Worldwatch
At the Movies with Simon Morris (RNZ); 8.13
Windows on the World; 9.06 Our Changing
World (RNZ) (nights@radionz.co.nz)
11.06 The Music 101 Pocket Edition (RNZ)
Music after Midnight; 12.30 Global Business
(BBC); 1.05 The Friday Feature (RNZ); 2.05
Science (RNZ); 2.30 The Sampler (RNZ);
3.05 Sail Away – A Hartley Manners Story, by
Matthew O’Sullivan (F, RNZ); 3.30 NZ Society
(RNZ); 4.30 The Why Factor (BBC); 5.10
Witness (BBC)
noon, 3.00, 5.00, 6.00, 11.00pm
(1892-1983) See page 72
Sonnets, Sonnet No 141: In Faith, I Do Not Love
Thee with Mine Eyes (RNZ)
10.02 The Works
Noon Upbeat (RNZ)
the back catalogue. Ravel: Piano Concerto in
G; La Valse; Piano Concerto for the Left Hand
4.00 Made in New Zealand Piazzolla: Histoire
du Tango; Heenan: Three Sea Songs; Trad
arr Willcocks: Bobby Shaftoe; Trad arr Wilby:
The Farmer’s Boy, from Three North Country
Folksongs; Cosma: Concerto for Euphonium
7.00 Appointment Terence Dennis talks to
Tim Dodd about Dennis’ career accompanying
artists of the highest standing (RNZ)
8.00 Music Alive Celebrate Christmas with
the APO: Ben Makisi (ten), Graduate Choir,
Auckland Philharmonia/Brett Kelly – Handel;
Bach; Berlioz; Tchaikovsky; Artley; Menotti;
Trad; Gardner; Vaughan Williams; Adam; Rutter;
Schubert; Fox; Mendelssohn; Gruber (RNZ)
9.20 Piano Duet and Duo Liszt: Les Préludes;
Poulenc: Concerto in D minor for Two Pianos
Newstalk ZB
Sportstalk 8.00 Kerre McIvor Talkback 12.00am Tim
Roxborogh Talkback 5.00 – 6.00 Rachel Smalley
3/12/2014 12:21 pm
FRIDAY DECEMBER 19
TV1
TV2
FREEVIEW 1 SKY 001
6.00 ■ Breakfast
(PGR, R, C) Today: The
top 14 contestants face
the biggest mystery box
challenge ever.
(R, C)
11.00 ■ The Chase (G, R, C)
12.00 ■ ONE News (C)
Donna is grateful to Marlon;
Adam is stunned when he
learns Ross has a copper
on the job; and Laurel is
becoming increasingly
worried.
C, AD) Today: Leanne tries
to push aside any doubts as
she prepares to walk down
the aisle with Nick, and Eva
does her best to ruin things.
R, C) Setting Limits:
Dave’s limits are stretched,
as each member of the
family loads him up with
another chore, to be
completed on top of his
regular working day.
team travel to Blackpool,
where five waterpark
workers receive makeovers,
while their boss helps a
leading chef prepare a
gourmet meal.
3.55 Te Karere (C)
questions.
6.00 ONE News (C)
7.00 ■ Seven Sharp (C)
7.30 MasterChef Australia (PGR,
C) Tonight: The contestants
take part in a mystery box
challenge, but there is a
twist as the top three dishes
will compete for immunity
while the bottom three will
face elimination.
9.00 ■ Coronation Street (PGR,
C, AD) Tonight: David and
Kylie’s marriage implodes;
Tyrone has a blue Christmas
without Fiz; and Rob and
Michelle are stunned.
11.00 The School (C) Tonight:
After a year, a whole range
of things have changed for
the students: trouble-makers
have turned around their
reputations; love is in the
air; and new challenges are
faced.
12.00am The Following (AO, R,
C) The Fall: Ryan is taken
prisoner by the people who
kidnapped Joey, and Debra
recalls her experiences with
a cult.
6.00 Creflo Dollar
(C)
Magic (G, C)
7.20 The Penguins of
Madagascar (G, R, C)
8.40 ■ Fireman Sam (G, R, C)
9.00 Infomercials
Noon Happy Endings (PGR, R,
HD, C) Spooky Endings:
Jane gets the gang to
make vision boards, and
Max’s limo impresses
Brad’s difficult boss.
12.30 ■ The Gremlins (1984,
PGR, R, C, AD) A boy
inadvertently breaks three
important rules concerning
his new pet and unleashes
a horde of mischievous
monsters on a small town.
Zach Galligan, Phoebe Cates.
2.35 Ellen (G, R)
Kyle’s Crush: Jim prepares
Kyle for his first “date” with
Ruby’s slightly older piano
teacher.
(G, R, C)
Family & Feuds: Austin,
Ally, and Trish join Dez at
a birthday celebration for
his younger sister.
(C)
Michael feels Junior is not
respecting his authority.
Joey is asked to do an
interview with Soap Opera
Digest and is afraid he will
appear stupid, so he enlists
his friends to make sure
things go well.
7.00 Home and Away
Tonight: Maddy breaks
down after finding out
the consequences of
chemotherapy.
7.30 ■ Harry Potter and the
Deathly Hallows – Part 2
(2011, PGR, R, C, AD) Harry,
Ron and Hermione search
for Voldemort’s remaining
Horcruxes in their effort to
destroy the Dark Lord. Daniel
Radcliffe, Emma Watson.
10.05 ■ The Sixth Sense (1999,
AO, AD) A boy who can see
ghosts turns to a melancholy
psychologist for help and
friendship. Bruce Willis, Haley
Joel Osment, Toni Collette.
12.15am Jeremy Kyle (PGR)
1.15
Infomercials
2.15 Arrow (R, C)
3.00 Revolution (AO, R, C)
3.45 Jeremy Kyle USA (AO, R)
4.30 A.N.T. Farm (G, R, C)
4.50 Dog with a Blog (G, R, C)
TV3
FREEVIEW 2 SKY 002
FREEVIEW 3 SKY 003
6.00
8.30
10.30
11.30
Noon
12.30
1.00
3 News: Firstline
Infomercials
King of Dirt (G, R)
3 News
Baggage (AO)
■ American Dream Builders
(G, HD)
6.00 3 News
7.00 ■ Campbell Live
(PGR, HD, C) Tonight: Two
teams turn on each other
and it is all-out war.
8.40 The Graham Norton Show
(AO, HD, C) Tonight: Michael
Keaton, Jamie Oliver, Victoria
Wood, Sir Ian McKellen and
One Direction perform.
9.40 The Best of Jono and Ben
(AO)
10.10 After Hours (AO) Tonight:
Nic Sampson, Andrew Clay
and Simon McKinney.
10.40 ■ The Paul Henry Show
11.25 CSI (AO, R, HD, C) Tonight:
The CSIs investigate the
death of a famous Cuban
singer’s sister, and Hodges
begins to get cold feet.
12.20am The Good Wife
(AO, R, HD)
1.20 A Gifted Man (PGR, R, HD)
2.15 – 6.00 Informercials (G)
FOUR
FREEVIEW 4 SKY 012
(G, R) 2.55 Pingu (G, R) 3.00
Squirrel (G) 4.00 Strange Hill High
(G, R) 4.30 ■ Barbie Thumbelina
(2009, G, C) With the voices of
Anna Cummer, Kelly Sheridan,
Natasha Calis. 6.00 The Nanny
(G, R, C) Tonight: Fran’s date with
a highly superstitious hockey star
sours after he claims she is a jinx.
6.30 How I Met Your Mother (G,
R) Tonight: Barney breaks the “Bro
Code” and he has to deal with the
consequences. 7.00 The Simpsons
(G, R, C) Tonight: After tricking
an Australian boy into accepting
a collect call, Bart flies Down
Under to apologise. 7.30 American
Ninja Warrior (G, R) Tonight: The
Midwest regional qualifying round.
8.30 ■ Hellboy II: The Golden
Army (2008, AO, R) Heroic
demon Hellboy battles an army
of creatures intent on wreaking
havoc on the world. Ron Perlman,
Selma Blair, Jeffrey Tambor, Doug
Jones. Films, page 70 10.50
White Collar (PGR) Tonight: Neal
poses as a relief teacher at a prep
school to help Peter track down
missing scholarship money. 11.45
Entertainment Tonight (G) 12.10am
– 6.00 Infomercials
Four: Hellboy II: The Golden Army,
8.30pm
PRIME
FREEVIEW 10 SKY 004
6.00
6.30
7.00
7.30
Noon
1.00
3.00
3.30
Home Shopping
Deal or No Deal (G, R)
Home Shopping
The Test (PGR, R)
Letterman (G)
4.30 Hot Bench (G)
5.30 Prime News
Jimmy Fallon (G, R)
7.30 Michael Bublé’s Christmas in
New York (PGR)
8.30 ■ Grumpy Cat’s Worst
Christmas Ever (2014, PGR)
A cat finds her life changed
when a girl who can hear her
thoughts falls in love with
her. Aubrey Plaza.
Jimmy Fallon (G)
MAORI
FREEVIEW 5 SKY 019
7.00 Miharo (G, R)
7.30 Pukana (G, R)
9.00 ■ Nga Pari Karangaranga o
te Motu (G, R)
1.00 ■ Toku Reo (G)
2.00 Ako (G, R)
4.00 ■ Miharo (G)
4.30 Pukana (G, R)
5.30 News: Te Kaea
Motu (G, R)
6.30 Ako (G, R)
8.00 ■ Fusion Feasts (G, R)
8.30 The Kapa (G, R) Tonight: The
teams put together a haka
focused on a social issue.
9.30 The Topp Twins (G, R)
10.00 ■ Whanau Factor (PGR, R)
10.30 Oruorua (G, R)
11.00 – 11.30 News: Te Kaea (R)
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FRIDAY DECEMBER 19
Mark Wahlberg.
8.50 Elysium (2013, 16)
Matt Damon.
Patton Oswalt.
Noon A Good Day to Die Hard
(2013, M) Bruce Willis.
Mark Wahlberg.
3.35 Elysium (2013, 16)
Matt Damon.
5.25 Devil’s Due (2014, 16)
6.55 Goats (2012, 16)
David Duchovny.
8.30 White House Down (2013,
M) A Secret Service agent
springs into action to protect
the President from a heavily
armed group of paramilitary
invaders. Channing Tatum,
Jamie Foxx.
10.45 Texas Chainsaw Massacre
(2013, 18) As a woman
travels to Texas to collect an
inheritance, she encounters a
chainsaw-wielding maniac.
12.15am Everywhere and Nowhere
(2013, 16) 1.50 Goats (2012, 16) 3.25
Texas Chainsaw Massacre (2013, 18)
4.55 White House Down (2013, M)
Sigourney Weaver.
10.25 In Bruges (2008, 16) Colin
Farrell, Brendan Gleeson.
12.10 Cold Mountain (2003, 16)
Nicole Kidman, Jude Law.
2.45 Analyze This (1999, M)
Robert De Niro, Billy Crystal.
4.30 A Few Good Men (1992, PG)
Jack Nicholson, Tom Cruise.
6.50 The Bucket List (2007, M)
Two terminally ill strangers
– a businessman and a
mechanic – bond while in
hospital and together they
embark on a road trip with
a list of things to do before
they die. Jack Nicholson.
8.30 Spider-Man (2002, M) A
teenager is transformed
into a superhero after being
bitten by a genetically
engineered spider. Tobey
Maguire, Kirsten Dunst.
10.35 Payback (1999, 18)
Mel Gibson, Lucy Liu.
12.15am Borat (2006, 16) 1.40 A
Few Good Men (1992, PG) 3.55
Borat (2006, 16) 5.20 The Bucket
List (2007, M)
Dancing – 1960s Part 1 and
2 (2009, PG)
10.20 Rosemary’s Baby (1968, M)
Mia Farrow, John Cassavetes.
12.35 Eyes Wide Shut (1999, 18)
Nicole Kidman, Tom Cruise.
3.10 A Perfect Murder (1998, M)
Michael Douglas.
4.55 She’s Having a Baby
(1988, PG) Kevin Bacon.
6.40 Beautiful Girls (1996, M)
Timothy Hutton.
8.30 Fallen (1998, M) A detective
discovers the serial killer he
is tracking is a demon with
the ability to transfer its soul
from one person to another.
Denzel Washington, John
Goodman.
10.30 Don’t Be a Menace to South
Central While Drinking Your
Juice in the Hood (1996, 18)
A parody of gangster genre
films. Shawn Wayans, Marlon
Wayans.
12.00am Tequila Sunrise (1988, PG)
1.55 The Presidio (1988, M) 3.30 Day
of the Dead (1985, 18) 5.10 Under
the Cherry Moon (1986, M)
GENERAL
SoHo SKY 010
6.00 Benny Hinn 6.30 The Roux Masterclass 7.00
Cheese Slices 7.30 Natural World 8.30 The View
from River Cottage 9.00 Cook the Books 9.30 My
Dream Derelict Home 10.30 International Open
House 11.00 Kitchen Crashers 11.30 Garage Gold
Noon Rick Stein’s Christmas Odyssey 1.15 Catch
and Cook: World 1.45 The Roux Masterclass 2.15
Cheese Slices 3.00 Natural World 4.00 Cook the
Books 4.30 Food Safari 5.00 Nick Knowles’ Original
Features 6.00 International Open House 6.30 House
Crashers 7.00 Traders & Collectors 7.30 Get Growing
8.00 Better Homes and Gardens 9.40 Gardeners’
World 10.30 Traders & Collectors 11.00 My Dream
Derelict Home 12.00am International Open House
12.30 Benny Hinn 1.00 Natural World 2.00 Celebrity
DIY with Craig Phillips 2.30 Food Safari 3.00 House
Crashers 4.00 Gardeners’ World
UKTV SKY 007
7.40 ’Allo ’Allo! (PG) 8.10 Absolutely Fabulous
(M) 8.40 EastEnders (PG) 9.10 Hollyoaks (PG)
EastEnders (PG) 12.40 QI (M) 1.10 New Tricks (M)
2.05 Inspect-or Morse (M) 4.00 The Bill Classics
(M) 4.55 Heart-beat (PG) 5.50 ’Allo ’Allo! (PG) 6.20
Absolutely Fabulous (M) 6.50 Eggheads (PG) 7.25
QI (M) 7.55 Would I Lie to You? (PG) 8.30 Doc
Martin (M) Departure: Louisa is leaving for Spain
and Al is hailed a hero after he saves Caroline’s life.
9.25 Father Brown (M) The Bride of Christ: Two
nuns die in mysterious circumstances at the St
Agnes convent. 10.20 Monroe (M) A girl is admitted
after a road accident, but Monroe doubts he can
save her. 11.15 Kidnap & Ransom (M) The British
Foreign Secretary puts pressure on King to release
his daughter. 12.05am The Bill Classics (M) 12.55
Absolutely Fabulous (M) 1.30 Doc Martin (M) 2.25
Father Brown (M) 3.15 Monroe (M) 4.05 Kidnap &
Ransom (M) 5.00 Hollyoaks (PG) 5.25 New Tricks (M)
Living SKY 008
6.00 Til Debt Do Us Part 6.30 Yoga TV 7.00 Yoga
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6.50 Morden (2013, M, season 1,
episode 4)
11.35 Suni Man (2012, M) Beulah
Koale, Murphy Koale.
11.55 Nights of Cabiria (1957, PG)
Giulietta Masina.
1.55 Downloaded (2013, M)
US documentary.
3.45 A Hijacking (2012, M)
Dar Salim.
5.30 What Richard Did (2012, M)
Jack Reynor, Roisin Murphy.
6.55 Drinking Buddies (2013, M)
Two co-workers share a kiss
while on a camping trip with
their significant others. Olivia
Wilde, Jake Johnson.
8.30 Cheap Thrills (2013, 18) A rich
man instigates a competition,
offering a struggling family
man and his friend cash if
they complete a series of
challenges. Pat Healy.
10.00 Honk if You’re Horny
(2012, M) Andy Anderson.
12.00am Wallander (2013,
M, season 3, episode 2) 1.30
Downloaded (2013, M) 3.20 Nights
of Cabiria (1957, PG) 5.20 Cheap
Thrills (2013, 18)
UKTV: Monroe, 10.20pm
Martha Stewart Show 10.00 The Nate Berkus Show
11.00 Kirstie’s Best of Both Worlds Noon Real
Potential 12.30 Relocation Relocation 1.30 Back of
House 2.00 Put Your Money Where Your Mouth
Is 3.00 Homes Under the Hammer 4.00 Location
Location Location 5.00 Put Your Money Where
Your Mouth Is 6.00 Cash in the Attic 7.00 Antiques
Roadshow 8.00 Location Location Location 9.00
Great Interior Design 10.00 Love Your Garden 11.00
Antiques Roadshow 12.00am Location Location
Location 1.00 Grand Designs 2.00 Grand Designs
3.00 Great Interior Design 4.00 Ray Mears Northern
5.00 Holmes Makes It Right
Sky Arts SKY 027
7.05 When You Hear My Voice 8.00 Rivers 8.45
Wild Coasts 9.30 Put Some Colour in Your Life
10.00 The Italian Americans 10.55 Off Camera
11.45 Inside the National Trust 12.30 Grand Hotel
(PG) 1.40 Champion (PG) 3.05 When You Hear My
Voice 4.00 Picasso and Braque Go to the Movies
5.00 Playhouse Presents 5.30 Pre-Raphaelites:
Victorian Revolutionaries 6.00 The Story of the Jews
(PG) 6.55 Living the Life 7.45 The Hay Sessions
8.30 In Confidence 9.20 Neil McCormick’s Needle
Time 10.10 Chevolution (PG) 11.40 Camera Music
12.00am Picasso and Braque Go to the Movies 1.00
Playhouse Presents 1.30 Pre-Raphaelites: Victorian
Revolutionaries 2.00 The Story of the Jews (PG)
2.55 Living the Life 3.45 The Hay Sessions 4.30 In
Confidence 5.20 Neil McCormick’s Needle Time
6.30 The Pacific (16) 7.30 The Newsroom (M) 8.30
Intruders (16) 9.30 Breaking Bad (18) 10.30 The
Escape Artist (16) 11.30 The Pacific (16) 12.30 Big
Love (M) 1.30 Intruders (16) 2.30 The Newsroom
(M) 3.30 The Escape Artist (16) 4.30 Breaking
Bad (18) 5.30 Homeland (16) 6.30 Big Love (M)
7.30 American Horror Story: Freak Show (16) 8.30
Damages (M) The Storm’s Moving in: Patty and
Ellen take a tense trip out of town to interview an
expert witness who they hope can shed some light
on insider trading practices. 9.25 Homeland (16) CIA
officer Carrie Mathison fearlessly risks everything –
including her own sanity – to protect the nation from
terror. 10.25 Big Love (M) US drama series about a
polygamist who lives in Salt Lake City with his three
wives and seven children. 11.25 The Escape Artist
(16) With the case against Liam Foyle crumbling,
can Will find another way for justice to be served?
12.25am American Horror Story: Freak Show
(16) 1.25 Damages (M) 2.30 Homeland (16) 3.30
American Horror Story: Freak Show (16) 4.30 The
Escape Artist (16) 5.30 Big Love (M)
Sport Today 11.00 BBC World News 11.30 BBC
World News Noon GMT 1.00 Impact 1.30 Impact
2.00 Impact 2.30 Talking Business 3.00 World Have
Your Say 3.30 World Have Your Say 4.00 BBC
World News 4.30 BBC World News 4.40 Africa
Business Report 5.00 BBC World News 5.30 Focus
on Africa 6.00 BBC World News 6.30 Health Check
7.00 World News Today 7.30 World News Today
7.40 Africa Business Report 8.00 BBC World News
8.30 Our World 9.00 Business Edition 9.30 Football
Focus 10.00 BBC World News America 10.30 BBC
World News America 11.00 BBC World News 11.30
Newsnight 12.00am BBC World News 12.10 World
Features 12.30 Talking Business 1.00 BBC World
News 1.10 Burying the Past 2.00 BBC World News
2.30 Panorama 3.00 BBC World News 3.10 Our
World 4.00 BBC World News 4.30 The Travel Show
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UK 4.00 Capturing the Cup: 1983. 5.00 The History
of the Cricket World Cup. Part 1. 6.00 Red Bull
Defiance. 6.30 Golf Central 7.00 Cricket, T20 Big
Bash, Strikers v Melbourne Stars, highlights. 7.30
Basketball, NBL, NZ Breakers v Townsville Crocodiles, live. 9.30 Basketball, NBL, Wollongong Hawks
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Breakers v Townsville Crocodiles, highlights.
12.20am The Cricket Show 12.50 Cricket, Pakistan v
Blackcaps, fifth one-day, first innings, live. 4.35
Cricket, T20 Big Bash, Sydney Sixers v Melbourne
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Blackcaps, fifth one-day, second innings, live.
Sky Sport 2 SKY 052
6.00 SKY Sport What’s On 6.30 Basketball, NBL,
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Darts, World Championship, day one, live. Noon
Rugby, IRB Sevens World Series, South Africa,
day one, highlights. 1.30 Rugby, IRB Sevens World
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9.00 The Cricket Show 9.30 Cricket, T20 Big Bash,
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Cricket, T20 Big Bash, Strikers v Melbourne Stars,
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BBC Knowledge: The British, 8.25pm
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Roc d’Azur. 12.30 #Skyspeed 1.00 Basketball, NBL,
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1.30 Red Bull Defiance. 2.00 Motorsport, Swedish
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ESPN SKY 061
Sky Sport 3 SKY 053
Central Coast Mariners, replay. 8.00 Inside Cricket
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11.30 Scorned: Love Kills (PG) 12.30 Disappeared
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5.30 MythBusters (PG) 7.30 Nomad Chef (PG)
Ethiopia: Australian chef Jock Zonfrillo embarks on
a culinary adventure hunting for inspiration among
some of the remotest people on the planet. 8.30
River Monsters (PG) Mongolian Mauler: When he
hears of a recent attack in a remote Mongolian river,
angler Jeremy Wade wonders if it could be the
work of a giant fish so rare that it is more legend
than fact. 9.30 Deadliest Catch (PG) 10.30 ET
Fishing Escapes (PG) 11.30 Blood, Lies and Alibis
(M) 12.30am Crimes That Shook the World (M) 1.30
Desperate Measures (M) 2.30 Auction Kings (PG)
3.00 How China Works (PG) 4.00 Deadliest Catch
(PG) 5.00 MythBusters (PG)
6.30 Air Crash Investigation (PG) 8.30 Sex in the
Stone Age (M) 9.30 Roman Homicide (PG) 10.30
The Lost Ships of Rome (PG) 11.30 The Two-MillionYear-Old Boy (G) 12.30 JFK: The Final Hours (M)
2.30 Brain Games Marathon (PG) 6.30 Air Crash
Investigation (PG) 8.30 Air Crash Investigation (PG)
The Heathrow Enigma: Minutes before it lands at
Heathrow, an aircraft is inexplicably crippled by
double engine failure and falls from the sky. 10.30
Wicked Tuna: North Vs South (M) 11.30 Money
Meltdown (M) 12.30am Megafactories (G) 1.30 Air
Crash Investigation (PG) 4.30 Wicked Tuna: North
Vs South (M) 5.30 Money Meltdown (M)
6.30 Unsealed: Alien Files (PG) 7.30 Ancient Aliens
(PG) 8.30 Bible Secrets Revealed (PG) 9.30 Riddles
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Unearthed (PG) 2.30 Scorched Earth (PG) 3.30
Dogfights (PG) 4.30 Bible Secrets Revealed (PG)
Lost Kingdoms of South America (G) 8.30 Find My
Past (PG) 9.30 Butch Cassidy & the Sundance Kid
(PG) 10.30 The Men Who Killed Kennedy (M) 11.30
Crimes & Trials of the 20th Century (M) 12.30am
Haunted History (M) 1.30 Unsealed: Alien Files (PG)
2.30 The Curse of Oak Island (PG) 3.30 Lost Kingdoms of South America (G) 4.30 Find My Past (PG)
5.30 Butch Cassidy & the Sundance Kid (PG)
6.10 David Attenborough’s Natural Curiosities (PG)
6.35 Guts (PG) 7.25 Hands & Feet (M) 8.15 Richard
Hammond’s Journey to the Bottom of the Ocean
(PG) 9.15 Operation Grand Canyon (PG) 10.05
Great Continental Railway (PG) 11.05 David Attenborough’s Natural Curiosities (PG) 11.30 Top Gear
(PG) 1.25 Helicopter Heroes (PG) 2.10 Emergency
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Monaghan (PG) 3.25 Who Do You Think You Are?
(PG) 4.20 Dragons’ Den (PG) 5.20 Top Gear: Africa
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Bodies: Fat (M) 8.25 The British (M) 9.20 Undercover Boss US (PG) 10.10 Top Gear: Africa Special
(M) 11.15 Top Gear USA (M) 12.00am Helicopter
Heroes (PG) 12.45 Emergency Search & Rescue
(PG) 1.10 Wild Things with Dom Monaghan (PG)
2.00 Who Do You Think You Are? (PG) 2.55 The
Characteristics of C-Minor (PG) 3.10 Embarrassing
Bodies: Fat (M) 4.00 The British (M) 4.45 Undercover Boss US (PG) 5.30 Deadly 60 (PG)
6.00 Morning Report
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McNeish, read by Ian Johnstone (10 of 15,
RNZ) (ninetonoon@radionz.co.nz)
Noon Midday Report
5.00 Checkpoint Including: 5.15 Business
Headlines; 5.30 and 6.30 News and Sport; 5.45
and 6.45 Te Manu Korihi News; 6.35 Focus on
Politics (RNZ) (checkpoint@radionz.co.nz)
7.06 Nights with Bryan Crump Including:
8.30 The Secret Life of Instrument Repairers
(RNZ); 9.06 Country Life (RNZ)
11.06 WOMAD Concerts – The Boomerang
Project (RNZ)
12.04am All Night Programme Including:
12.05 Music After Midnight; 12.30 Laugh Track
(RNZ); 1.05 From the World (BBC); 2.05 NZ
Live (RNZ); 3.05 Deep Sea Diving, by Paul
Hewlett (RNZ); 3.30 The Week (RNZ); 5.10
Witness (BBC); 5.45 Voices (RNZ)
noon, 3.00, 5.00, 6.00, 11.00pm
6.00 Classic Morning Includes
(1892-1983) See page 72
Sonnets, Sonnet No 142: Love Is my Sin and
Thy Dear Virtue Hate (RNZ)
10.02 The Works
Noon Upbeat (RNZ)
the back catalogue. Beethoven: Violin Sonata
No 2 in A Op 12/2; Symphony No 4 in B flat
Op 60
4.00 Made in New Zealand Farquhar:
Concertino for Piano and Strings; Spicer: Kiwi
Fireworks; Stravinsky: Pulcinella Suite
7.00 Appointment Bob Dylan, No Direction
Home (F, Joyride Media)
8.00 Music Alive Alleluia: a Newë Work!
The Ceremony of Birth and Death – Helen
Webby (harp), Baroque Voices/Pepe Becker
(dir): Britten: A Ceremony of Carols; Shortis:
Songs of Thomas Moore; A Ritchie: Coverings;
Keam: Uncertainty/Eternity (Demeter/Ursula/
Buddha); Farr: La Próxima Vez (Next Time
Around); Becker: na Jayate Mriyate; Bowater:
In the East, to the Right; Smythe: Persephone
(RNZ)
9.10 Silent Woods
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