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YOUR ENGLISH - SPANISH NEWSPAPER No 218 July 6 - July 12 2007 www.thinkspain.com/today Discover La Valldigna See pages 17-19 WIN SPECIAL LOW PRICE a BBQ worth over 1,300€ €1.90 CHANNELS TV GUIDE SEE GUIDE ZAPATERO DELIVERS CASH FOR CHILDREN Nobody knows how much it costs to bring up a child, but Spain’s president, José Luis Rodríguez Zapatero, will put his hand in his pocket for new parents. Starting from next week all families legally resident in Spain will receive 2,500 euros for each new child, irrespective of their income and nationality. The president announced the news on Tuesday in Parliament during a debate on the State of the Nation. Zapatero considers this move to support hard-pressed families an ‘historic decision’. This is not the first time the left-wing PSOE party has proposed such a measure. In 2002, when they were in opposition, socialists proposed even higher grants per child – 3,000 euros for a second child and 6,000 euros for the third. In the end this proposal was not included in the electoral programme that was presented in the general elections. However, it has now been announced eight months before the next battle for the president’s post. The move has been criticised by some political parties, such as the nationalists in Cataluña (Convergència i Unió) as ‘electioneering’. The PP has attempted to minimise the impact of the news by reminding politicians that in their own campaign they pledged to award 3,000 euros for each new child. Experts are studying the cost to the State of the new grant system and believe this will be in the region of 1,200 million euros a year. Around half a million families could benefit from the 2,500-euro subsidy, based on last year’s 481,102 births. However, the cost could in fact be higher as the ministry for work and social affairs wants the move to be retroactive, starting from January 1 this year, and to include adoptions. Around 5,000 children are adopted every year in Spain. At present, each child born reduces a family’s annual income tax liability by 1,200 euros and parents also benefit from small grants handed out by regional governments and town councils. Certain non-government charities consider there are already too many financial support programmes in existence and that the State should invest more funds in schools and nurseries, thus helping parents to find a better work-life balance. With this announcement Zapatero has made his first pre-electoral-campaign promise. Additionally, this week the president also pledged to increase retirement pensions in the next year. Those on the minimum pensions will see a rise of around 26 per cent, assures Zapatero. He made the announcement in Asturias at a conference organised by mining industry workers. ALINGHI VALENCIA TRIUMPH WE WON! Alinghi’s victory could mean Valencia will host the next America’s Cup in 2009 Valencia waits with bated breath to find out if it will host the 2009 America’s Cup, following Swiss team Alinghi’s victory. Plans for an industrial port and Formula One circuit could throw a spanner in the works, but mayoress Rita Barberá is keen for Valencia to become the ‘sailing world capital’. Full race report on back page news P2 • opinion P52• features P54 • finance P58• sports P61 NATIONAL NEWS 2 Crime Prostitute killer dies in prison A German truck driver accused of murdering five prostitutes in Spain between 1996 and 2006 has died in prison in Germany. The cause of his death remains unclear. Volker Eckert was detained in Cologne last November where he worked as a truck driver, after he was identified as the murderer of a Bulgarian prostitute in Girona, Cataluña. Before being imprisoned, the 48-year-old also admitted strangling a 14-year-old girl in Germany in 1974, murdering four other prostitutes in Spain and a further two in France. Police found photographs of several dead women, presumably his victims, as well as locks of hair and items of clothing in his truck. Tragedy Immigrants found dead on raft A raft with 37 sub-Saharan immigrants on board arrived in the early hours of Wednesday morning in Puerto de los Cristianos in the South of Tenerife. According to reports, two of the illegal immigrants had died on the voyage. One of the dead people was an 18year-old male, according to the Red Cross. Two other immigrants on the raft were in a serious condition upon arrival due to severe burns and dehydration. The others, who also suffered burns, cuts and bruises, were transferred to a police station. This year, already hundreds of illegal immigrants from African countries have been caught in the waters around the Canary Islands. and taken ashore to receive first aid. SPAIN July 6 - July 12 2007 Yemen suicide bomb kills Spanish tourists Massacre believed to be the work of Al Qaeda A. Elgar Ten people have been killed including seven Spanish tourists and two Yemeni tour guides in a terrorist attack in Yemen. Another six Spaniards were wounded, one of them seriously. The attack, in which a suicide bomber drove a vehicle carrying explosives into the centre of convoy of westerners travelling in fourwheel drives, is believed to have been the work of Al Qaeda. It is the second time in eight days that Spaniards have been killed in suicide missions. Last week, six soldiers died in a car bomb attack in Lebanon. The group, who were travelling as part of a tour organised by well-established Basque travel agency Byblos Tour, had just visited the ancient archaeological site of The Mahram Belques Temple built 3,000 years ago in Mareb, situated some 170km to the East of the country’s capital, when the attack occurred. According to sources, two of the vehicles were completely destroyed in the attack. The dead have been named as a married couple from Cataluña, a married couple from the Basque country, the Basque leader of the expedition and his assistant from Guipúzcoa, as well as a woman from Girona who was married to one of those injured. In addition, one of the drivers, a 35-year-old father of seven and a local guide also perished. Another six Yemeni – two drivers and four escorts – were seriously wounded. Soon after the attack, authorities in Yemen pointed the finger of blame at Al Qaeda, who had days previously broadcast a statement demanding that imprisoned members be liberated or it would carry out attacks. Vizcaya survivor María Begoña Larrabeiti stated after the incident: “The attack was an absolute nightmare. I saw that the first vehicle of the convoy went up in flames, in the second vehicle people were in a bad state, and in my vehicle, people were screaming. I’m a very lucky person to have survived. On more than one occasion I’ve been in a situation of extreme danger, but I’m still alive.” Two airplanes from the Spanish Air Forces repatriated the bodies of the seven DESTRUCTION: Full force of the bomb witnessed pitals. One of the injured, María Asunción Vitorica Arbaiza, was too unwell to return home to Spain. King Juan Carlos of The attack was an absolute nightmare Spaniards and the injured travellers back to Torrejón military airport near Madrid at 03.00hrs on Tuesday morning, where several ambulances were ready to take the survivors to hos- Spain and president José Luis Rodríguez Zapatero were quick to condemn the attack. Don Juan Carlos expressed his “indignation, condemnation and repulsion”, while Zapatero spoke with the Yemen president, Ali Abdullah Saleh, who communicated his condolences and solidarity to the families of the victims. The Spanish government has urged Yemeni authorities to fully investigate the attack so that those responsible can be brought to trial “as soon as possible”. Yemen, comprising 20 million inhabitants, is situated in the South of the Arabian Peninsula and has become infamous in the past few years for its Al Qaeda operations, where groups operate without control. The risk of terrorist attack in Yemen has been high since 2006 when 23 “extremely dangerous” Al Qaeda prisoners escaped from a Yemeni prison. Although several of these were recaptured, some managed to flee to Somalia and to the remote province of Hadramwt. In spite of the danger, the Spanish ministry for foreign affairs only advises tour groups against visiting. President of the country Alí Abdulah Saleh, has offered a 15 million riales reward (about 55,600 euros), for any information on the attacks to capture the assassins. How to contact us Think Press S.L. C.I.F. B/54152202 Editor Berni Walker Registration T-59-07 ISSN 1887-4223 Printers Indugraf Offset SA Pol. Ind. Constanti. Avda. Europa, s/n 43120 Constanti (Tarragona) Centro Comercial La Teulera 12-14 Avda. Rey Juan Carlos I. 61-63 03727 Xaló (Alicante) Tel. 96 648 08 14 Fax 96 648 01 10 info@thinkspain.com Have you got a story? Tel. 96 648 00 52 newsdesk@thinkspain.com Display adverts advertising@thinkspain.com Classifieds ads@thinkspain.com With us, you have no costs for choosing the loan that suits you best, in fact you have a lawyer at your service consulting you till the end of the process, for free. “First consulting FREE legal advice” TRUST IN OUR PROFESSIONAL SERVICES... ✓ Civil Action ✓ C. Administrative ✓ Labour Proceedings ✓ Criminal Procedure ✓ Breach of Duty ✓ Accidents ✓ Legal Separations ✓ Companies ✓ Inheritance ✓ Traffic Accidents ✓ Property Sales & Purchases ✓ Contracts ✓ Mortgages ✓ Accounting & Taxation www.afiservices.com Tel. (+34) 96 646 24 60 / 96 646 24 61 Mobile (+34) 605 866 123· Ctra. Cabo La Nao, C.C Arenal, first floor, Local 17 · 03730 JÁVEA - ALICANTE SPAIN July 6 - July 12 2007 Bomb scare in Ibiza airport causes chaos 12,000 people affected by anonymous caller A. Elgar A bomb scare in Ibiza airport caused widespread chaos and disruption last Saturday, after police were forced to close the airport for four hours following a phone call made to a Spanish newspaper warning of an imminent bomb. All the airport’s workers and people travelling out of Ibiza had to be evacuated immediately, and all planes due to land at the airport needed to be diverted. The closure of the airport affected 12,000 people on one of the busiest weekends of the summer. Police were forced to act with speed after an anonymous call made to Basque nationalist newspaper Gara and roadside assistance company DYA at 12.00hrs claimed that a bomb would be detonated at the airport at 13.10hrs. However, according to sources, the caller did not identify himself as an ETA member, speak in Basque, nor use habitual terminology used by the terrorist group. A total of 34 planes needed to be diverted to other airports in Spain including Palma de Mallorca, Mahón, Valencia, Marseille and Barcelona, while another 32 flights were unable to take off. Thousands of people who were evacuated from the main departure building were given water and umbrellas by emergency services as temperatures soared into the high 30s Celsius. EVACUATED AIRPORT: Four hours in the glaring sun Around ten minutes before the planned detonation, officers found a suspect package inside the terminal building. A controlled STRICTER CONTROLS: 467 lives saved and passengers to wear seatbelts and motorbike users to wear helmets. He stated: “Spanish roads are safer than ever due to the new licence,” and said the government was aiming for the mortality rate on roads to be reduced by 50% by 2010. Statistics show that 84% of drivers who were sanctioned were men; 40% of offences were due to drinkdriving. Fifty percent of drivers who lost points were aged between 18 and 34. Massacre averted as ETA members caught near border French police have averted a potential massacre, after arresting three alleged ETA members in the south of France who were driving in a vehicle containing 165 kilograms of explosives, two detonators, two large gas cylinders and other bombmaking material that was about to be driven into Spain in a “matter of hours”. The men were arrested in Saint Jean de Pied de Port, just 15kms from the Navarra’s border, after police spotted a white Citroën Berlingo, driving with false number plates. One of those arrested was Ekaitz Aguirre Goñi, military chief of ETA. And the following day, police revealed that an ETA logis- 3 Crime Man dies in Madrid shoot-out A man died on Tuesday night in central Madrid, after a shoot-out in full view of tourists and nighttime revellers. The 35-year-old Slovak was shot three times at close range in a street near C/ Vallehermosa; he managed to stagger a few metres before collapsing on the pavement opposite a bar. Emergency services, who said that the man had been shot in his left shoulder, his chest and in his right side, could do nothing to save the man. A full investigation is now underway to capture his killers. Demolition New points-based driving licence is a huge success A total of 467 fewer lives have been lost on Spanish roads in the past year compared to the previous year since the new points-based licence was introduced. Although there were 2,783 road deaths in the last twelve months, the figures show that there has been a 14.3% reduction in the accident rate. In fact, Spain has now one of the lowest road accident rates in Europe, falling from 128 deaths per million inhabitants in 1993 to 91 deaths. The European average is 103. According to home office minister, Alfredo Pérez Rubalcaba, the new pointsbased system has been effective in reducing speeding on roads, drink-driving, whilst encouraging more drivers NATIONAL NEWS tics base had been dismantled in the outskirts of Paris. This time, three self-confessed ETA members, all aged between 25 and 30, were driving with fake ID including Spanish Guardia Civil and MOD licences, several detonators, false number plates and a frequency scanner to pick up police radio channels. explosion was carried out, which confirmed that the package was empty. According to police reports the risk of a possible ETA terrorist attack in a Spanish airport remained extremely high but they were doing all they could to heighten security measures. First Europeans lived in Burgos, scientist confirm The first European hominids were born in Burgos 1.2 million years ago, experts have confirmed. Analysis of the remains of an ancient person discovered in a UNESCO heritage site in the Atapuerca mountains near Burgos have certified the presence of the first hominid or great apes in the region. The remains add to those found in 1994 in Gran Dolina, Burgos, where Homo Antecesor was found, a species dating to 780,000 BC. Rosa Huguet, doctorate from Tarragona’s Rovira y Virgili University, broke down in joyful tears after discovering that a fragment she believed belonged to a bear was in fact that of a hominid’s tooth. The tooth has been confirmed as a pre-molar, which belonged to a 20-year-old individual. In addition, the discovery completes one of the site’s great mysteries, since archaeologists discovered a number of ancient silex tools in the same area, but until now had found no sign of any hominid which used the objects. Co-director of the dig, José María Bermúdez de Castro, stated that it was still too early to determine the species of the hominid, which could be human, a chimpanzee or a gorilla: “Until Stressed Spaniards smash up hotel A group of 30 Spaniards accomplished their goal this week, after winning a prize to smash up a Spanish hotel to help ‘release stress’. The winners, who were selected from more than 200 stressed applicants by NH hotel group, demolished bedrooms and bathrooms on an entire floor of a 146room hotel in the Spanish capital before builders moved in to start a refurbishment. Participants included executives, teachers and one mother who said she simply wanted “to hit something”. Entertainment ANCIENT: Pre-molar Madrid hosts European Gay Pride we have the cranium, jaw bone, more teeth and other important anatomical elements, we are unable to determine precisely the exact species,” he commented. The palaeonthologist stated that the discovery of hominids in Europe was “spectacular” and that there was a strong possibility that the remains belonged to a species similar to the Homo de Georgia, which inhabited Georgia 1.8 million years ago. If this theory is correct, it confirms that the first Europeans did not arrive via Gibraltar as first thought, but from the East through the Palestine corridor. A further 14 metres of the site remain to be excavated and the dig will continue during July, in which time it is hoped that more bones and fossil remains will be found. Hundreds of thousands of people descended upon Madrid last weekend to celebrate Europride 2007, in a four-day festival that brought together gays, bisexuals and transsexuals from around the world. The event took place in and around the colourful Chueca district. Participants marched from C/ Alcalá to Plaza de España, praising Spain’s socialist government for new legislation that has turned a once deeply conservative country into a bastion for gender equality. Although Gay Pride is held every year in Madrid – as it is in many major cities throughout the world including London, Manchester, Brighton, Benidorm and even Gandia – this is the first time the parades in all the cities took place at the same time. 4 REGIONAL NEWS Public Safety More police for Castellón The Spanish government has ordered a team of 117 extra police officers to be sent to Castellón to reinforce public safety in the province during the summer months. According to sources within the government’s local police department 102 of these are Guardia Civil officers and the remaining 15 are Policía Nacional. Antonio Lorenzo emphasised that there has been a “gradual increase every summer for the past three years and although police officers are much busier during the summer months due to the huge influx of tourists to the coast, we never lower our guard, especially in matters concerning terrorism”. Television Heads may roll after false alarm Valencian public television, Radio Televisió Valenciana, reported an explosion at Ibiza Airport that never happened. The PSOE representative for RTV, Dolors López, is calling for the directors’ resignations. The report went out last Saturday and López, has demanded the resignation of Pedro García, RTVV’s Director General, and Lluis Motes, News Director for Canal 9, for their “irresponsible” attitude in broadcasting a report guaranteed to attract the maximum news audience “without first confirming it and thereby spreading alarm throughout the population”. The broadcast report claimed an explosion had occurred at Ibiza airport and made it sound as if ETA were responsible by comparing the incident with the bomb that ripped apart Terminal 4 at Barajas airport in Madrid at the end of last year. Employment Unexpected rise in jobless At the end of June the number of unemployed in the Comunitat Valenciana had risen by 553 (0.29%) compared with the previous month, making a total of 194,000 unemployed. In the Comunitat Valenciana, unemployment rose by 0.29%, whereas in Spain as a whole it dropped by 0.37%. In the province of Valencia it rose by 2.89%, but dropped by 2.19% in Alicante and by 1.95% in Castellón. COMUNITAT VALENCIANA July 6 - July 12 2007 Camps asks ministers to use imagination B.Chulvi&S.Walker Francisco Camps has asked his new government for “effort” but also for “imagination”: imagination to find solutions to the challenges faced by Valencians and all those who live side by side with them in the Comunitat Valenciana. This was Camps message to the four women and ten men who will make up the new autonomous government. The first change is that Camps has named a government with three vice-presidents. It was clear that two of his old university friends would each be made vicepresident: Vicente Rambla (b. Castellón, 1963) is vicepresident for Policy and Gerardo Camps (b. Alicante, 1963) has been made vicepresident for the Economy. They are both ministers as well, Rambla being Minister for the Presidencia and Gerardo Camps Economy Minister. An unexpected change, however, came with the naming of Juan Cotino (b. Valencia 1950) as the head of Social Welfare and the third vice-president. Cotino has been Director General of the Police and member of central government here in the Comunitat Valenciana while the PP held office in Madrid. In 2004, Francisco Camps made Juan Cotino Minister for Agriculture, an office that he has held up until now. Cotino is well-known in political circles for his close links with Opus Dei, a conservative catholic organisation known internationally for its huge economic power. The fact that Cotino owned the house where Francisco Camps and Gerardo Camps lived during their time in Madrid is proof enough that Camps has surrounded himself with friends. Cotino comes from Valencia and Camps has justified his appointment as third vice-president as a means to achieving an equilibrium between the three provinces: “My objective,” explained Camps as he presented his new government, “is to see each of the three provinces represented equally and maintaining this equilibrium will also be the responsibility of the three vice-presidents”. The other changes in the government can be seen by the women Camps has appointed: Trini Miró (b. Alcoi, 1960) has been put in charge of the Ministry of Culture and Sport, Maritina Hernández has been made Minister for Agriculture, Angélica Such, Minister for VICENTE RAMBLA GERARDO CAMPS JUAN COTINO ANGÉLICA SUCH A. FONT DE MORA JOSÉ GARCÍA ANTÓN MARITINA HERNÁNDEZ SERAFÍN CASTELLANO MANUEL CERVERA TRINI SIMÓ MARIO FLORES RAFAEL BLASCO Tourism and Belén Juste, Minister for Industry and Commerce. The appointments of these four women came as a surprise, but Camps has explained that he wanted his government to comprise both people with a lot of political experience and people with less experience who would have a greater empathy with the man in the street as well as bringing fresh ideas with them. The new Minister for Culture and Sport, Trini Miró’s only known track record in managing cultural affairs was her directorship of Alcoi’s Music Conservatory between 1999 and 2003 and her role in the town’s department of culture. The new Agriculture Minister, Maritina Hernández, has more experience, having been in charge export at IVEX, the Valencian Institute of Export. Hernández has a doctorate in biochemistry and is the daughter of one of the leading histori- ans for the agricultural organisation. Although her appointment has come as a surprise, Belén Juste, Minister for Industry and Commerce, is hardly a stranger to Valencia’s business circle. She was a director of Valencia’s international trade fair (FMI) while the exhibition centre was being expanded and as a result of her position there, came into close contact with many of Valencia’s most active and productive commercial sectors. Belén Juste was not, however, one of the names expected to be connected with the ministerial post as she left her post as trade fair director after failing to see eye to eye with leading manufacturers in the furniture sector. Perhaps the least known of all the new women in ministerial posts is Angélica Such, Minister for Tourism. This 43 year-old lawyer with four children has, up until now, been the legal F. DE LA ROSA BELÉN JUSTE advisor to the town councillor for women’s affairs in Benidorm and just a few weeks ago was appointed Director General of relations with the Cortes Valencianas, once parliament had been dissolved. There were not many surprises among the other ministerial appointments: Font de Mora stays in Education, García Antón takes over the Environment, Mario Flores in Infrastructure, Manuel Cervera in Health, Serafín Castellano heads up the new Interior Ministry that takes over from Public Administration and will be responsible for the development of the Autonomous Statute, and Rafael Blasco, who moves from Health to a newly created department called Immigration and Citizenship, that will be at the forefront of the Comunitat’s future as its population continues to grow. L’HORTA July 6 - July 12 2007 VALENCIA NEWS CAMP DE MORVEDRE 150€ fines for leaving rubbish in street B.Chulvi&S.Walker Valencia city council has decided to tackle head on the problem of rubbish left out in the street. The council has decided to levy a fine of 150€ against anyone who leaves rubbish in the street instead of putting it into one of the bins provided. The Environment Ministry is prepared to take legal measures to do away with this practice, having noticed an increase especially in the city centre and the Campanar area. Yesterday, the area co-ordinator, Ramón Isidro Sanchis, announced that “the number of inspections were going to increase in an attempt to eradicate this practice”. The Inspectors have noted an increase in the amount of rubbish left on pavements and the local authorities have started legal proceedings in at least one case. The first group of residents to come under investigation are those in the Calle Colón, one of the city’s main thoroughfares and the main shopping district, because “inspectors have seen several residents leaving rubbish in the street instead of using the nearby bins provided by the city council”. Since there is more than one person involved, legal proceedings have been initiated against the residents’ association. “There is a 150€ fine and we intend to follow proceedings through” confirmed the council representative. As well as the Calle Colón, there has also been mention of the Calle Cerdán de Tallada, the Plaza de los Pinazo, the stretch of Calle Doctor Nicasio Benlloch that runs from Calle Alcublas to Avenida de Campanar, all of which are major streets in Valencia. These are just isolated examples of a situation that looks set to “increase over the coming months, despite the fact that there are enough bins”, according to sources within the town hall. One of the problems appears to be the fact that last year Valencia city council replaced the old bins with a new, bigger model, that is opened by means of a foot pedal at ground level, that is too stiff for elderly people to operate. Another problem is that since the new bins are much bigger, there are now fewer of them around the streets, something the residents blame on the council’s desire to increase the number of parking spaces. “The first step we have taken,” say sources in the town hall, “is to pass the information onto the secretaries & presidents of the residents’ associations and the caretakers of the apartment buildings in the affected streets”. As well as being notified N 5 Sport A million tourists in Valencia of the proceedings, they have also been advised that “they are going to be under much closer observation in order to avoid rubbish dumping in the streets, something that is expressly forbidden by the local bylaws”. At a glance Last year, the change to the new type of bin was widely criticised by residents, not, in the main, because of the bins themselves, but more because of where they had been placed. The problem is that the areas assigned to the bins were not big enough to accommodate the new, larger bins, so they have been put elsewhere, often in very inconvenient places like zebra crossings or on pavements, encroaching on parking spaces. There was such widespread objection that 40 residents’ associations, via their Federation, made official complaints about the location of bins in their neighbourhoods. The team responsible for the Environment at Valencia’s city council promised to revise and relocate all the badly situated bins, which placated the residents temporarily, but the row has now blown up again. During the first six months of this year, the America’s Cup has attracted over a million visitors to Valencia – the same number who visited the city during the whole of 2003. Yesterday, José Salinas, Director of Valencia’s Tourism and Convention Bureau, and the man responsible for initiating the discussions that ultimately led to the sailing event being held in the city, said “It’s hugely satisfying to see so many people getting involved in this event and will be all the more so if Alinghi’s win means that it stays here in Valencia”. The huge tourist presence and the event itself are both benefiting the city financially. Studies that have tried to put a figure on the event claim that it will generate between 1.5 and 3 billion euros, ten times that which was generated by the last America’s Cup held in Auckland, New Zealand. Accident victims claim that one year on safety is demonstrably no better on Line 1 A year has gone by since the worst metro accident in Spain’s history and yet, according to the 47 passengers who were injured and relatives of the 43 passengers killed, safety on Valencia’s line 1 does not appear to have improved at all. By means of protest, on Tuesday 3rd July, the first anniversary of the fatal accident, relatives of the victims marched in protest along the part of the line where their loved ones lost their lives. The victims and their families are demanding that the Generalitat Valenciana admit that the accident was “avoidable”. The tribute to the victims consisted in a two-hour walk from Valencia to Torrent, stopping to observe a minute’s silence in each station. At the end of the walk, the metal barriers at the mouth of the metro station were gradually covered with white flowers, candles, photos of the victims and messages of remembrance as well as messages demanding “justice”. Rosa Garrote, who lost her sister in the accident, read out a statement on behalf of the victims’ association, asking the Generalitat to recognise that the accident was “avoidable” and demanding that safety measures be introduced to prevent “another derailment” so that “no-one else has to GRIEF: Families pledge not to forget those lost go through” what they have suffered. “We offer these flowers in remembrance of you and as a symbol of our love for you. We will never forget you, but nor will we forget that your deaths were the result of inadequate safety measures on line 1 of Valencia’s Metro”, said Garrote. The victims’ association claims that “the brazen way in which political leaders” have maintained that the accident was “unforeseeable and unavoidable” prevents them from “moving on” with their lives as they are “all” convinced that this is “a lie”. “We can’t just carry on with our lives as if nothing has happened. As a matter of dignity we have to fight to bring those responsible for the accident to justice”, read Garrote, visibly moved. Relatives cannot and will not “forget” that “owing to the fact that the people in charge at Ferrocarrils de la Generalitat did not do their jobs properly, a carriage derailed and 43 people lost their lives and another 47 sustained injuries varying degrees of severity”. The victims, who today remembered “those who didn’t come out of this metro tunnel alive”, are asking to be allowed to get on with their lives, “to cope with the pain bit by bit” without being tormented by the “circumstances of their loved ones’ deaths”. The ceremony, held under the slogan “43 dead + 47 injured = 0 responsibility”, ended with applause and a unanimous cry for “justice” from those present. The secretary general of the PSPV-PSOE, Ignasi Pla, warned today that the Valencian socialists were not going to “forget the most serious metro accident in Spain’s history and the fourth most serious in the whole world, nor forget that with greater investment it could have been avoided and for this reason we demand that the Government bears it in mind every single day”.The judge in charge of the case has reopened the investigation and the opposition is asking that political responsibility be brought into the open. It should be pointed out that the man with maximum responsibility for transport and infrastructure at the time of the accident, García Antón, has just be appointed Minister for the Environment and therefore no longer has any responsibility for transport. The socialist MP, Carmen Ninet, has criticised this appointment. PP absence A major criticism currently being aimed at Camps’ government was his noted absence at the Anniversary Acts. Nor was there a senior member of the regional government or a Partido Popular councillor present. Only in July, the bargain holidays El Caserón rural house VALENCIA NEWS 6 Entertainment Beer fest in Cullera Those who enjoy a pint or two should head to Cullera today (Friday, July 6), tomorrow and Sunday for its annual beer festival. Now in its eleventh year, the beer festival is organised every summer by the town-twinning association, as Cullera is twinned with Jever in Germany. Anyone who comes along to the festival will be able to enjoy a huge variety of beers, accompanied by German food and music. Sport French yacht will return to Gandia French yacht Areva Challenge will return to Gandia if the America’s Cup is held in Valencia in 2009, confirms mayor José Manuel Orengo. The vessel was moored in the port up until a few months before the first of 2007’s regattas, with the crew using the port of Gandia as a training base. Orengo called the news of the challenger’s return ‘very positive’, saying the publicity for Gandia generated worldwide by its presence was ‘tremendous’. In exchange for using the port of Gandia as a base, the yacht would once again bear the ducal town’s name, meaning it would be emblazoned across television screens all over the world. The thrilling victory of the America’s Cup saw Alinghi, the defending champions, seal the best-of-nine series 5-2 and become the first European team to defend sailing’s most prestigious prize. Traditionally, the country that wins the cup becomes the next host, but landlocked Switzerland’s victory in 2004 meant the venue had to be put to the vote. LA SAFOR RIBERA ALTA RIBERA BAJA July 6 - July 12 2007 Nothing fishy about Ribera restaurants Experts have rubbished claims of a health risk from serving diners raw fish Samantha Kett Restaurants in Cullera have called for calm over widespread fears of a type of food poisoning contracted from raw or marinated fish. Anisakiosis, first diagnosed in Holland in 1955 but more widespread in Spain since the 1990s, is caused by the anisaki parasite which lives in the digestive system of certain fish. It can cause an allergic reaction in humans, with symptoms including stomach pain, vomiting, fever, and diarrhoea. A number of cases reported throughout Europe in the last few years have raised public concerns, particularly amongst those who habitually eat in oriental restaurants where raw or smoked fish is more likely to be served. However, representatives of the Hostelry and Tourism Association of La Ribera Alta and La Ribera Baixa – based in Cullera – have rubbished claims by the ministry of consumerism that there is a health risk from eating fish, whether or not it is cooked. Cullera restaurant owners say eating fresh fish is highly recommended, and the fish caught on Valencian shores is some of the best in the world. When fish is cooked, any presence of anisakis is destroyed. Aggressive drunk arrested in Oliva A man who attacked an Oliva barmaid in the street was arrested on Saturday night. The accused entered the bar on C/ Loygorri in a heavily inebriated state at around 21.00 hrs. The victim, who owns the bar with her husband, noticed he was pestering a female customer and asked him to leave. She refused to serve him alcohol when he requested more or to allow him to purchase cigarettes from the machine. When the woman went outside to serve drinks to two customers on the terrace, the man followed her and kicked a chair at her, spilling the drinks and smashing a glass. A number of bystanders gave chase when the drunken man attempted to escape. They pinned him to the railings of a supermarket which had shut up for the night and kept him surrounded until police arrived. Meanwhile, the woman’s husband and co-owner of the bar arrived at the bar. On hearing of the incident he moved to hit the accused, but was restrained. Local police reached the scene within minutes and took the man into custody. He was led away by two officers and did not struggle, say witnesses. He is described as Latin American – possibly Ecuadorian, Bolivian or Peruvian, medium height and early thirties. CLINICA TARRAULA FAMILY DOCTORS DR. BERNARD WILLIS - ENGLISH DR. DAVID TURNER - ENGLISH For appointments please ring 96 579 00 00 or 96 646 01 66 FISH RESTAURANTS: Controversy over food poisoning fears The Association says restaurants in Cullera, and other parts of the Ribera district, where smoked or raw fish is sold remain per- They reveal that they are obliged by law to do so, and to communicate this information to customers. Fake banknote operation busted in Gandia National Police have arrested a man on suspicion of being involved in counterfeit banknote distribution. The 21-year-old, a Cameroon national, was caught red-handed carrying a briefcase full of fake notes of high denomination. He was detained last week in a hotel in Gandia, following a two-month police investigation. The case was opened in April when officers were tipped off about a group of people who had made contact with a businessman in Llíria in order to buy machinery from him. They then allegedly offered to sell the Llíria man a batch of tinted slips of paper that could be easily converted into counterfeit banknotes. To convince him to close the sale, the illegal organisation sent him two 50-euro notes to show that they were authentic-looking. According to police, the detainee arranged to meet the Llíria man in the Gandia hotel to finalise the purchase of the machinery, and was arrested on arrival. Officers reveal the young man has an existing criminal record. They have not ruled out further arrests in connection with the operation. Lottery winners in La Safor Lady luck smiled down on Gandia this week with forty tickets winning large sums on the lottery. The décimo, or tenth of a ticket, corresponding with the number 91134, paid out 6,000 euros per player on Thursday night. Although these winners We care about your health MERGING OF CLINICS TO IMPROVE PATIENT CARE As many patients will already have noticed we have recently been enlarging and improving our Javea, La Plaza clinic to enable us to combine it with our Cami Cabanes clinic. New opening hours. fectly safe to eat in. If the fish has been frozen before serving, there is no risk of anisakiosis, restaurateurs say. may not have become millionaires in the true sense, 6,000 euros is equivalent to one million of the old pesetas. Drinks are on one ticketbuyer who bought an entire series of the number in question – ten décimos or a full ticket – making him 60,000 euros richer. This is not the first time the lottery shop in question, from which all forty tickets were sold, has handed over a winning number. A year ago, a Bonoloto lottery ticket sold on the premises netted 1.1 million euros. www.ctonlineclinic.com The Javea, La Plaza, clinic is more central with nearby pharmacies. All GP and specialist services will be under one roof. From 1st July we will be open from 8.30am-8.00pm. ALICANTE NEWS MARINA ALTA July 6 - July 12 2007 Thieves sentenced for Dénia burglary Business Consum rush to open doors Valencian supermarket chain Consum has recently opened four new branches in the Marina Alta and Marina Baixa. Amongst its 365 stores in the Comunitat Valenciana – 69 of which are in the province of Alicante – new branches have opened their doors in Dénia, Jávea, Benissa and L’Alfàs del Pi. Consum has purchased 60 stores from chain Caprabo – 45 of which are in the Comunitat Valenciana and five in Murcia – meaning it now has more than 550 branches throughout the country. The old Caprabo supermarkets were revamped and turned into Consums within less than a week, thanks to the efforts of more than 1,600 professionals and an investment of some four million euros. Expatriate couple were tied up and robbed at their home Samantha Kett Three burglars were each sentenced to five-year prison terms at an Alicante Court on Friday. The Romanian nationals are accused of breaking into a property in Dénia and assaulting its owners. Police say they forced the lock on the door of the house, owned by an expatriate couple, in the early hours of the morning. They then awoke the sleeping occupants, brandishing a screwdriver and an adjustable spanner and demanding to know where they kept their jewellery and money. According to officers, the offenders hit the man in the face and kept the couple hostage in the bedroom, threatening to slit their throats if they did not give them what they asked for. The thieves made off with 11,250 euros in cash after threatening the victims into opening the safe. The terrified homeowners were left tied up in the bathroom after the burglars had gone. The court charged them with aggravated robbery, but not with false imprisonment as the prosecution service also requested. Spa complex is in pipeline for Dénia Plans are afoot to build a health and spa complex next to the new hospital in Dénia. Developing firm Promociones Alcoymorand intends to build the complex on a piece of land it owns near the La Xara roundabout and the Beniadlà plot upon which the hospital is planned. The company, which is also behind plans for the port expansion, has proposed the construction of a hotel and therapeutic centre to complement the new hospital. It will also bear the cost of the access road to the hospital, which will pass through the spa grounds, plus a roundabout, service station and underground car park with space for between 1,200 and 1,600 vehicles. Town planner, Joan Frasés says the local authority has ‘merely glanced through’ the plans and has not yet made a decision. He reveals the council will study the paperwork in more depth. CRIME: Aggravated robbery charges brought against three Romanian burglars Work on illegal Diver drowns L’Atzúvia green-belt in Benitatxell cove houses is stopped At least five houses have been built on a mountainside in L’Atzúvia (Pego) without planning permission, according to residents and local authorities. Nationalist party, El Bloc called in the Guardia Civil when they discovered that the developers, Fincastyle, had constructed a series of properties in an area of countryside known as L’Ombria without the council’s authority. Previously, pressure group Gelibre – which is fighting proposals to develop a large stretch of countryside behind the village – had 1984 - 2004 ® WE ARE THE CHEAPEST *NEW CARS * BEST SERVICE * *AIRPORT SERVICE* Reservations locally: (0034) 96 579 33 12 UK - Local charge: 0871 711 33 45 Fax 96 579 60 52. · Ctra. 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Ambulances from SAMU and the Asociación de Amigos Europeos, based in Jávea, rushed to the scene and pulled the man out of the waters of the cove. However, they were unable to revive him and he lost his life shortly afterwards. Medics confirmed that the victim, a professional diver with 20 years’ experience, died from heart or respiratory failure. This illustrates the difficulties that even professionals may encounter in coastal waters. This brings the total number of deaths in the sea in the Comunitat Valenciana to eight in the last month. Two retired men, one from Toledo and a British national, drowned off the coast of Guardamar del Segura; a man of 69 died in Oropesa del Mar, Castellón and a 73year-old man lost his life on Los Locos beach in Torrevieja. Three women are amongst last month’s victims, including a 16-year-old Moldavian girl in Peñíscola and two 59-year-olds, off La Marina beach in Elche and in Oropesa del Mar. 7 nights bed & breakfast for 2 persons Only €200 El Caserón rural house 8 ALICANTE NEWS Maritime ‘Ancient’ ship to turn into floating disco A ghostly galleon, anchored in Dénia, is set to be given a new lease of life as a floating discotheque. The Niña de Benalmádena – moored on the Martell pier – is a 17th-century ship complete with cannons, wine-store, mast and sails which sailed over from Málaga this week. Disappointingly for maritime history lovers, the galleon is in fact a replica of the original and is made of iron rather than wood. It first hit the waters five years ago, but now will be refurbished and turned into a floating nightclub which will sail to Ibiza where it will spend the summer before returning to Dénia. Crime Rape suspect stands trial A young man accused of raping a woman in a Dénia nightclub could face eight years in prison if found guilty. Prosecutors heard he met the woman in the music bar on Las Marinas in November 2005, and they struck up a conversation and danced together. The victim then headed for the toilets and the accused, 26, followed her. They resumed their conversation and kissed. Next, the detainee grabbed her by the arm and dragged her into a cubicle, locking the door. Despite her persistent refusals, he pushed her to the ground and had sexual intercourse with her. She begged him repeatedly to stop and tried to push him off her, but he ignored her, the prosecution service heard. The victim suffered injuries to her neck, sternum and gluteal muscles as a result of the young man’s aggressiveness. He stood trial in an Alicante court on Tuesday. Fiestas Great finale for Benissa Thousands of people turned out to see the final procession of Benissa’s Moors and Christians at the weekend. The storming of the castle, which was taken back by the Christians, together with the offering of flowers to the town’s patron saint, San Pedro, and various public lunches and dinners brought the annual festival to a colourful close on Sunday. MARINA ALTA July 6 - July 12 2007 Racing driver Vallés looks for sponsorship Fans of talented Teulada racing driver seek finance Samantha Kett Followers of Teulada-born motor racing champ Adrián Vallés set up a fan club in his home town two years ago, and its membership has now reached 300. The support Vallés receives from the association that bears his name is fundamentally moral, although he also has a small but wellmeant team of local sponsors. Business-owners in Teulada put their tuppence worth in, literally, although according to president Jorge Canet, “We can’t help him out much financially, but we want him to feel the warmth of his people.” “We have always known he was a driver of great talent but we had the impres- sion he was being left to his own devices by the relevant institutions both here in Teulada and in the rest of the region. That’s why we decided to set up this fan club,” Jorge continues. “We’ve been following Adrián since he was racing in go-karts. There’s no doubt that with the success he’s had, both of runnerup world champion in the World Series and his leap to Formula One, has made the people of Teulada want to support him.” The work of the fan club, the Asociación Automovilística Adrián Vallés is, according to the racing-driver’s father, ‘very positive’. “Knowing that a town, a district like the Marina Alta or, in fact, an entire region is behind him brings enormous satisfaction,” reveals Antonio Vallés. Thanks to his repeated success, the Asociación Automovilística is now seeking sponsorship for Adrián. They want to inform the public about Vallés and his racing career. Evidently, in the world of motor racing he is a household name, but that is not the case outside racing circles. For this reason, a successful roadshow was held on Friday at the Marriott Hotel, near Dénia, with an exhibition dedicated entirely to Vallés. All his fans believe Adrián will soon have a regular slot on the Formula One circuit throughout the coming season. “One always has to be optimistic, but that is no reason not to work hard,” comments Adrián’s father. “Everything he has achieved he has earned through hard work…he has a lot of talent, as his extensive achievements show.” VALLÉS: Local support is immensely satisfying The arduous uphill climb towards a slot in the 2008 season has just begun and, from a distance, Formula One fans already have a glimpse of Valencia’s future as a Grand Prix city on the horizon. Adrián could one day be racing in his home region, which would, say his fans, be a dream come true. Anyone interested in sponsoring Adrián Vallés or obtaining further information about his fan club and future events, can contact Malcolm Sayer at U1st Sports on 628 582 461. Queues and parking Coke use soars in Marina Alta turn off for tourists Parking problems and traffic jams are tourists’ biggest headaches when they arrive in the Marina Alta. With the high season having just begun, popular seaside towns such as Dénia, Jávea, Calpe and Moraira will see their populations soar. This means tailbacks and nowhere to park, two of the main problems tourists from big cities hope to escape when they head to the coast for their summer break. As yet, no town council in any of these areas has been able to find a solution to this problem, which crops up every year. In Dénia, local businessowners have stressed that the lack of car parks and the need to re-order the flow of traffic should be at the top of councillors’ priority list in their next meetings. Cocaine consumption has shot up amongst young people in the Marina Alta, warns a recent study. The anti-drugs association Controla Club published a report this week that reveals a whopping 61 per cent of illegal drugs are consumed by the 15-20 year age-group. A further 30 per cent are aged between 21 and 30, and the remaining nine per cent aged over 31. Most drug-consumption takes place in nightclubs, bars and at local fiestas. The research shows that 29 per cent of drug-users do so because their friends do; 28 per cent try it in order to have ‘new experiences’ and 17 per cent to become more successful or increase their ‘street cred’. A further 17 per cent take drugs to help them deal with personal difficulties, or on the contrary, to avoid dealing with them. A worrying 20 per cent of consumers did not consider that drug-use was dangerous. The age factor dispels the myth that cocaine is a drug of the social élite and for those with substantial financial wealth. Controla Club’s findings were considered questionable since it was thought that teenagers and twentysomethings would not have sufficient funds to buy these quantities of drugs. However, in some areas a line of cocaine costs as little as 5€. Controla Club’s latest campaign involves organising activities for young people that do not involve, or require, consumption of alcohol or other mood-altering substances. In Dénia alone, some 20,000 high school students take part in these events every year. Councillors thrown Models graduate from school out of town hall Councillors were thrown out of Benitatxell town hall by the police last week. The mayor’s right-hand man, Hannelore Rheindors, discovered members of the opposition parties the PP, PSOE, CIBEN and BNV holding an extra-curricular meeting on the premises last Wednesday night. Rheindors, saying this was against the rules, asked them to leave. When they refused to budge, Rheindors called in the Local Police who were obliged to eject them from the building. Mayor Juan Cardona, from the Partido Independiente y Democrático (PI- DEM) explains the opposition parties had requested somewhere to hold meetings at a council session that morning. Cardona agreed to this but said he would need time to decide which public building they should use. He believes the councillors in question decided to take matters into their own hands and use the town hall meeting rooms without permission. According to the mayor, this was partly an act of defiance because each party was upset at having lost the elections. Last Saturday the Pauline Harwood School of Modelling held its second graduation ceremony at Achill in Jávea. The models strutted their stuff on a red carpet in casuals, beachwear and evening wear. The crowd of over 300 were impressed by the models, boys and girls, whose ages ranged from 14 to 21. At the end of the show the models performed a dance routine, choreographed by Debbie Bowden. Each model was then presented with a diploma and their personal portfolios. One model said that she had been “very shy” before embarking on the course, BOYS AND GIRLS: showing their diplomas “but this has given me loads of confidence.” Other girls commented on the new skills they had learned. The models are now looking to pursue their careers and many are already available for work. To contact the school, go to www.phmodels.biz or call 630 066 567. MARINA BAIXA July 6 - July 12 2007 ALICANTE NEWS Cocaine addict kills ex-wife with an awl Fiestas Nicolás Borja opens fiestas in Altea Nicolás Borja Pérez has been nominated the Pregonero, the person who opens the town fiestas in September, by the board of the fiestas Sant Blai. He is retired from his profession as teacher and director of the school in his home town, but is still very active in the social life of Altea. For many years he has actively participated in the fiestas, he is a founding member of the filà Moros de Bernia, the row of Moors that march in the processions, as well as a founding member of a Gestora, an agency for the processing of official paperwork, under the management of José Navarro Montaner, and was its first president. He is also the honorary member of the UNDEF (Unión Nacional de Entidades Festeras, – the national union of festero societies). The ex-wife renounced three restraining orders Sergi Castillo and Cornelia Muller Last Wednesday, June 27, the Spanish woman Concepción Ortega Rostoll, 42 years old, was killed by her exhusband, Adrián Ferrando, 44 years old, at the entrance to their apartment block in Callosa d’en Sarrià. As every morning, Conchi, as her neighbours used to call her, had gone down to the baker’s to buy some fresh bread for breakfast for her 10- and 16-year-old children. Her ex-husband, Adrián Ferrando, who she had separated from in 2005, was waiting for her at the front door and hit her 15 times in the stomach, the neck, chest and lower abdomen with a lot of malice, N witnesses said. Adrián lived next door to his ex-wife on the first floor of an apartment block in Calle Colón. He used an awl that is normally used to punch holes into leather for shoes, to kill his ex-wife. Leaving her nearly dead on the landing he entered his home, threw his weapon from the balcony, then came out again and smoked a cigarette next to his victim until the police arrived. He seemed calm when they arrested him. The bar owner from the other side of the street watched the horror scene, alerted the police and then rushed to give some first aid to the victim. He asked Adrian why he did it; Adrian answered that anybody could see this coming, and threw away the cigarette butt. Cocaine addict The killed mother is from Altea, and worked in the supermarket Mendoza in L’Alfàs del Pi. Her killer worked in Callosa d’en Sarriá and cultivated loquat, also known as nísperos. Up to 20 people worked under him. Neighbours said that he was a cocaine addict and that his addiction drove the couple apart. He had sudden outbreaks of violence, and on several occassions had been in a detox centre. NEXT DOOR NEIGHBOURS: The killer and the victim Conchi Ortega, daughter and sister of Guardia Civil officers, on three occasions rejected the decision that her husband should be sentenced for domestic violence, and according to the Superior Court of Justice of the Comunitat Valenciana rejected the restraining order that had been dictated against him last year. On the contrary, they lived next door to each other and had regular contact. “She always loved him”, said a friend, “she was blinded by love”. In February 2006, The PSPV will govern Altea without a majority The mayor of Altea, the socialist Andrés Ripoll, declared this week that he will lead a minority government and will come to individual agreements with the Bloc party after negotiations to integrate their three councillors into the government failed. The socialists had offered them the departments of Fiestas and citizen participation, health and linguisitc normalisation, trade, tourism and municipal conservation, two exclusive dedications and two people in the commissions of the government. “I did not cover all the expectations they had and did not have an acceptable offer”, said Ripoll, and thanked the Bloc party for their interest in forming a coalition with the socialists, because he thought their goal is to do the best for the people. Ripoll explained that he did not receive a counter offer from Bloc and did not know what they wanted. He said that now it is time to start ALTEA: Socialists have to collaborate with Bloc working independently and they may come to an agreement at a later date. The only councillor that has accepted the offer to join the socialists is Carolina Punset, the councillor of the party Ciudadanos por Altea. She will be part of the government and be responsible for agriculture, foreign residents, health and citizen participation. After the first days in power, Ripoll has said that there is a deficit of about 10 million euros, but a more detailed 9 audit has not been done yet to evaluate the exact figure. The mayor criticised the “waste” and “bad management” of the previous mayor, Miguel Ortiz. The ex-mayor of the Partido Popular had been in power for the last 12 years. He was a close friend of the president of the Generalitat, Eduardo Zaplana, and opposed Francisco Camps and his followers. The loss of the absoute majority had hit him and the party hard. a judge dictated a restraining order for three months, but it had to be archived three days later because the plaintiff renounced the legal actions. In 2002 she impeded the court trying to sentence her husband because she renounced her accusations of domestic violence. In 2003, he was absolved of domestic violence, because the “victim did not collaborate with the court”, as stated in the court documents. The police took the killer to the station of the Guar- dia Civil in Villajoyosa, therefore the court in Villajoyosa is now responsible for the investigation of the case. The mayor of the village with its 8,000 residents declared a day of mourning on hearing of her death. The flags on official buildings were hoisted to half-mast and everybody held five minutes of silence. “Once and for all we have to put an end to domestic violence. This degeneration must be stopped,” were the words of the mayor, Bautista Saval. Hotel owners are against the latest audiovisual tax The Spanish High Court passed a sentence that all hotels have to pay for the audiovisual rights of music and videos that are emitted in their buildings. This brings hotels in line with the arrangement in the United States. In hotels in the United States, where the majority of the entertainment is produced, there is variation in the royalty fees that are charged, as in some states there is a reduction in royalty fees for hotels. The new tax here will increase the price for the hotel services and will make them less competitive. The president of the hotel association, Hosbec, Pere Joan Devesa, pointed out that the business sector feels uneasy about the payment of these author rights for audiovisual material emitted in hotels. Culture Puss-in-Boots at Les Nits in La Nucía On July 11 and 12 the opera Puss-in-Boots will be staged in La Nucía. Until now the production that was first presented five months ago has only been on stage at the Teatro Real in Madrid and the Gran Teatre Liceu de Barcelona. The festival started on July 3 with a concert of The World Orchestra together with the Orquestra of Valencia. For more information consult the website www.nits.es. It contains videos, photos, and biographies of Antonio Canales, Jorge Drexler, and information on the music featured at the festival. Book now!!! 663 396 288 Limited offer Visit our website www.el-caseron.com Tel./fax 96 229 34 27 24 hrs: 663 396 288 email: info@el-caseron.com Sempere, Valencia El Caserón rural house 10 ALICANTE NEWS Crime Drug dealer arrested in a shop The Guardia Civil arrested a Turkish citizen in Benidorm suspected of drug trafficking. The person was arrested in a shop in the centre of town after the officers could confirm that the Turk was dealing with drugs in the premises. The Guardia Civil confiscated 225 grams of cocaine that were stored in a little bag. This arrest is part of a larger operation in the province to fight small drug dealers. Shopping Artisan fair in Benidorm The 12th Artisan fair has opened at Benidorm castle on the Plaza de la Señoría. The stands are open every evening from 19 to 0.30 hours until September 1. The fair was officially opened on July 4. The stands offer a variety of artisan products, silver and sea shell jewellery, crockery, pots, hair pins, miniature statues, watches, blown glass, wooden toys, games, juggling toys, clocks, and much more. Education 2007 sees pass rates hit 97% in Benidorm PASSED: Benidorm has 97% average pass rate The vast majority of students who sat the exams of the Selectividad, the university entry exams, this year at the five schools in Benidorm passed. With a pass rate of 97% students and parents will be very happy. At the IES L’Almadrava and the IES Mediterrànea, 100% of the students passed or in real figures 12 at the first school and 22 at the second school. The school with the lowest rate is the IES Pere Mª Orts i Bosch with 93%. MARINA BAIXA July 6 - July 12 2007 Cinema Festival pays homage to Díaz Yanes The 19th festival shows 43 films in the original version Sergi Castillo and Cornelia Muller Today the 19th cinema festival in L’Alfàs del Pi is opening its doors to the public. It is expected that more than 15,000 people will partake in the events of the festival, which ends on July 15. The films are screened in the usual places, the Casa de Cultura, the Cinema Roma and the beach Albir. It will present 43 films, six of which as a sample, which is the main novelty of the festival. There will be the cycle at the sea, which this year will take up 10 days because it proved to N be very successful in previous years. This year 218 short films applied to participate in the competition, and 18 were chosen for the festival. Last week the Casa de Cultura in L’Alfàs del Pi hosted a presentation where the winners of the main awards, the Faro de Plata or Silver Lighthouse, was announced to be the director and scriptwriter of the film Alatriste, Agustín Díaz Yanes, and the actress Asunción Balaguer. The young actress Silvia Abascal will also receive a tribute at the closing gala. Jordi Rebellón will be the presenter at the opening The history The first cinema festival was celebrated in L’Alfàs del Pi in the eighties, according to its director Juan Luis Iborra. The different mayors of the town all supported the festival as the promotional showcase for tourism in the town. Hundreds of Spanish actors visit the town during the festival and turn it into a hub of activity for any film lover. All films are shown in the original version, and many films are shown on the beach. Small fiesta budget causes frustration The pregonero, fiesta opener of the Moors and Christians fiestas in Villajoyosa, Marcos Santapau, has stepped down from his post after he discovered that the budget for this year’s celebration is substantially smaller than in previous years. Santapau has been the fiesta councillor for the last eight years and the right hand of the ex-mayor, José Miguel Llorca. The president of the association of the festivities, who appointed Santapau, Pedro Escrig and the vice president, Jorge Mayor Tonda, have connections to property developers that benefited from Llorca’s policy. Santapau’s appointment only days before the new government was sworn in, was interpreted as a challenge of the PP towards the new cuatripartito government. The budget for this year is only 21,000 euros compared to last year’s 440,000 euros. In his declaration to step down, Santapau accuses the new government of pressuring the fiesta association. He says it is “an assault of the rights of the people in La Vila with amateurish methods, similar to the ones of the dictatorship in a banana republic, which a left-wing government has used never before.” Without any self critique he says that it has been a witch hunt comparable to the dark ages in Spain. He called some of the councillor “ultras-right” and the mayor Gaspar Lloret “docile, manipulable and frightened.” He accuses the new government who left the tills of the town empty of “forgetting” the fiesta, claiming additionally that “they have never lived like this and felt responsible for the fiestas. They are blinded by envy, rancour and embarrassment.” Despite the difficult financial situation, the councillor declared – without telling how – that these fiestas would be the best ones in history if he were to manage them. FESTIVAL ORGANISERS: Vicente Arques and Juan Luis Iborra gala and Luís Roderas will be the presenter at the closing gala. The director, Vicente Arques, said, “it will be a festival of a very high quality.” Among the star guests will be Carlos Iglesias, Cristina Marcos, Sancho Gracia, Francisco Femenía and José Salcedo. The films will be shown in their original version in Spanish, English, French or German. Tickets are available on the website of the savings bank CAM, www. cam.es. A section of the festival is dedicated to the collaboration with the NGO Doctors without frontiers, and another section will show films in Valencian. The budget for the festival is 240,000 euros. Apart from the films there will be musical events and cultural presentations to involve the local population in the event. For the director, Vicente Arques, who describes it as the main promotional event for the town, the work for the big anniversary next year has already begun. “We are going to change everything”, he said. The town hall will give more subsidies for the festival, so that the festival will improve even more. ALTO, MEDIO Y BAJO VINALOPÓ July 6 - July 12 2007 ALICANTE NEWS Jazz music under Elche’s Palms A good public turn out was received for the first edition at the Festival Nosolojazz Curtis Stigers, Mastretta, Silje Nergaard, Dyna Kurtz, Fraskito and Chano Domínguez entertained Elche Esperanza Blanc and Paloma Casco One of the best cultural events held in Elche, namely the Festival Nosolojazz, took place on June 29 at the Hort de Baix de Elche. The municipal institute of culture and the producers of the show, Ophelia Management, designed the program with the aim of bringing together some of the finest international jazz artists. This year’s festival opened with Curtis Stigers playing the saxaphone and Norway’s Silje Nergaard. The following evening witnessed a presentation from Mastretta (from Asturias, Spain) and American Dayna Kurtz. Meanwhile, the closing acts were Elche’s Fraskito and Chano Domínguez, from Cádiz, also accompanied by his trio of musicians. Manolo García from Ophelia Management, says, “This is the fruit of dreams, and all produced by good music!”; which was the common consensus. “Up until now, people had to go to different cities to see the big jazz musicians. Elche is the perfect place to hold such events, it is a city destined to play host to other shows”. People from Elche (Ilicitanos) demonstrated their enthusiasm for the musicians such as “The Dirty Dozen Brass Band”, who played on March 29 this year. “Music is the best form of communication with all cultures and Elche is the crib of many different cultures and creeds, which is why we believe that jazz will unite us all” affirms Manolo García. Daniel Sanchis, responsible for Ophelia Management, assured that the show is not only original but also uniquely placed. “It is the only festival in the peninsula where these artists are going to play and for some, it is the first time they have visited Spain. Fraskito, for instance, presented his new record here”. This festival was held in an area in the Hort de Baix, which is incomparable to any other; a stretch of land situated in the mid- CURTIS STIGERS dle of the city, surrounded by palm trees, where the citizens could experience jazz beneath the palms. It is an emblematic space, in two large areas. The old stage was transformed to an ample sized platform containing a large metallic structure for shelter, if needed. In front, there is an area with sufficient space to hold dances; and surrounding the stage are the numbered seats, with a sound and lighting booth. Behind the back entrance to the stage facing north is a rustic bar called the Rincón Jazztronómico, and a space containing half a dozen tables where staff can enjoy a cold supper served by employees from some of the restaurants in Elche, including produce from a typical Elche bakery and bodega. Some of the best international acts performed at this venue, uniting a crowd whose only wish was to enjoy an evening with excellent music, and it seems there were no disappointments. GUY DAVIS Elche has at its disposal the ability to hold further jazz shows, plus more events on a national level. Further still, during the acts, various producers were in attendance looking to find future contracts. It has been reported that Radio 3 are interested in airing their show during the three-day festival in the future. The organiser of the Jazz Festival wished to announce, in the name of Nosolojazz (Not only jazz); that during the festival, in the restaurant and eating quarters, they happily united music with Elche’s home grown gastronomy. Some of the best restaurants in the city of Elche were represented, including a stand that was situated in the middle of the area known as the Hort de Baix. Here the staff enjoyed the live music whilst watching the acts via large screens that were installed in the area, and adjoining these tables was another bar serving sandwiches. Entertainment The shoe industry as artform Guitar Festival The committee “Moda de la Asociación Española de Componentes para el Calzado” otherwise recognised as the AEC, have presented to Elche their new autumn and winter design collections for the years of 2008 to 2009. Some designs incorporate a look that may be described as “luxury in the form of art”, explains the committee’s co-ordinator Maite Carpena. This conference took place in the Hotel del Cura, in the presence of numerous companies in the shoe industry. However, this week, the shoe industry again made headlines by signing contracts, thus making a pact between the workers union and the directors of The association, “Guitarras Música Abierta”, are working in collaboration with “Vicerrectorado de Estudiantes y Extensión Universitaria” and have celebrated the ninth guitar festival in Elche between the 1st and 7th of July. Guitar courses were held here and taught by Álvaro Pierri, Carlo Domeniconi, Eduardo Baranzo, Susana Alfonso and José Torres. The end of the festival centred around musical courses, in three grades; beginners, intermediate and advanced. Various concerts were held in the Biblioteca de San José. ELCHE: New range of shoe designs unveiled the shoe companies. This document pertains to equal rights and anti violence in general and includes suggestions for economical improvements. The pact involves the Fiteqa-CCOO and in turn shall affect approximately 55,000 workers, according to the quotes estimated via the department of social security. However, it must be said that these figures are variable. The Directors wish to add that last year approximately 33,000 people were employed in this sector. Ian Clack Murcia Region 902 947 637 / 667 306 972 lucio@ofs-spain.com 11 12 ALICANTE NEWS Accident Brit saved from fire A 53-year-old British citizen suffered burns of the first degree from a fire that broke out on his motor boat moored at the La Acequión beach in Torrevieja. Forty per cent of his body was burnt, mainly his arms and legs. He was using an electric drill that was connected to the engine of the boat to extract petrol from the bilge. The drill sparked and caused the deflagration. The man jumped into the water immediately and was rescued by the employees of the port. The victim was taken to hospital in Alicante for treatment. There were no other boats affected by the fire. Construction Vega Baja demands social pact The Association of Promoters and Developers in the Vega Baja Procosta has demanded a social pact to turn residential tourism into one of the solutions to end the crisis of the building sector. The president of the association, Antonio Navarro, said that the tourist industry has been the only sector to create new jobs in recent years. He suggested that the 27 municipalities and representatives of the private sector come to an agreement to define the economic future of the Vega Baja, the areas to be protected and to be developed, as well as how to foster the tourist industry. He also suggested creating a compensation fund for those municipalities whose territory is protected land and therefore cannot generate money to sustain the municipality. According to Navarro, the area has suffered a sales crisis for many years. Prices and interest have increased steadily and the majority of the buyers are foreign. Property prices have tripled over the last ten years, and the image of the Costa Blanca has equally deteriorated in the eyes of the Brits, from a peaceful holiday resort to a problem area where there is not enough work. VEGA BAJA July 6 - July 12 2007 Building site tips its waste water into sea Green Party angered by continual disregard for good environmental practice Alicia Negre and Cornelia Muller A developer of a new complex on the Acequión close to the port seems to pour the dirty water of the building work directly into the sea. According to the Green Party in Torrevieja who discovered this ecological flaw, the town hall, and in particular the councillor for urban development and beaches, turned a blind eye to the disposal of the dirty water into an area next to the beach. In a communiqué, they say that the developer installed a PVC pipe from the building site to the edge of the sea so that the dirty water that is full of cement, plaster and other construction material flows directly from the site into the sea. The water has already created dirty marks along the coast in Torrevieja. However, the Green Party says that this pipe is not the only problem. The dirty mark has also been created by the continuous digging of the salt works at the bottom of the sea and the intense dumping of stones and other dry material in the port area. This contamination has raised the question if the beaches are suitable for the thousands of tourists that come here for their summer holiday and bathe in the sea. As a result, the Green Party is demanding an exhaustive study on the water quality and a more responsible attitude from the mayor. They also say that the mayor could not legitimately continue his post if he approved both the works of the new marina and the dismantling of the breakwaters where the fishing fleet used to moor their boats, let alone turning a blind eye to the illegal dumping. ECOLOGICAL FLAW: Effluent dumped straight into sea waters N More demands for lower noise levels The complaint on the quality of water on the Acequión beach is not the only issue the Green Party has raised this week. They also presented a proposition to the plenum to agree an acoustic map of Torrevieja. The goal of such a map would be to exceed compliance with the law for the prevention of acoustic contamination in the Comunitat Valenciana. As the Green Party claims, the concen- Musical nights on the beach This year once again Torrevieja is coming back to its musical summer tradition. On Saturday, July 14 at 22.30 hours the town is inviting everyone to the beginning of its 15th concert festival with the Noche de Habaneras en la Playa on the beach Playa del Cura, where a number of choirs will participate in the event. The concert is part of the internationally famous summer concert festival Certamen Internacional de Habaneras y Polifonía de Torrevieja that attracts choirs from around the world and is celebrated every summer in Torrevieja. Fenoll and son are back out on bail RELEASED: Detainees allowed out on bail PUBLICITY: Choirs and concerts on the beach More blue flags for Pilar de la Horadada The town of Pilar de la Horadada has achieved one more blue flag for its beaches this year compared to those awarded in previous years. The awarded beaches are Playa las Villas-Higuericas, Playa del Puerto, Playa del Conde and Playa Jesuitas. tration of bars, nightclubs and other establishments that cause noise during the night has reached an unbearable level in some parts of town and cannot be tolerated by the local residents. The law that regulates, controls and sanctions acoustic emissions and contamination must be applied and become a reality, so a spokesperson of the Green Party has stated. The beaches have been made accessible to disabled people, by the introduction of more ramps. New walkways and amphibian seats that enabled wheelchair users to access the sea have been installed. The last three detainees of the so-called Operación Brugal are out in the street again after several weeks in the Fontcalent prison. The businessman Ángel Fenoll, his son and the conservative town councillor Javier Bru could leave prison after paying a deposit of 100,000 euros each for the two Fenolls and 60,000 euros for the councillor and the firm promise to report to the local court twice a month. The judge decided not to hand out the passports to avoid them escaping across the border and hiding abroad. Fenoll did not want to make any declaration when he left prison. He said that he wanted to spend time with his family and was glad to be free again. However, he still has not taken up his responsibilities as director of the companies Colsur and Proambiente. Investigation on this case has despite this latest development not come to an end, further details are still being collated on the alleged bribery related to the award of the rubbish collection contract in Orihuela and the area. VEGA BAJA July 6 - July 12 2007 International fraud over the internet Last week the Guardia Civil in Torrevieja arrested two members of an international gang of Internet fraudsters. Apparently they made at least one million euros through their dealings in various different countries. The arrested couple is a man of German nationality and his Brazilian partner, who possibly was the German’s business partner, too. They were arrested on Tuesday, June 25 in a property in one of the urbanisations in Torrevieja were they were hiding. Fortunately, the swift actions of the Guardia Civil could avoid the gang establishing its practices in this country. However, the Guardia Civil officers could see that the preparations for the business launch were already very advanced. The gang operates via false companies that are created on the Internet. The Guardia Civil has revealed that the gang has operated under at least 15 fictitious company names. The detainees acted as intermediaries of some businessmen who they defrauded by means of forging inscription documents. Successful rescue The Guardia Civil rescued a Russian citizen, who had gone for a swim with his dog on the Playa de los Náufragos. The 50-year-old gentleman went into the water when he saw that his dog was in trouble, as it seemed unable to return to the shore and could drown. Fortunately, two Guardia Civil officers, who happened to do their patrol on the beach at that moment and were alerted by other bathers, started the rescue. Another officer from Girona in Cataluña, who spent his holidays here, came to help, too. They used a boat that was anchored next to the beach to bring the incident to a good end. Both the Russian gentleman and his dog are now well. Environment ILLEGAL BUSINESS: Members of international gang arrested for internet fraud The information revealed indicates that the fraudsters made 1,400 to 1,500 euros per deal. They may have completed about 700 deals, so it was possible to calculate how much money the couple had already made. Both detainees have now been transferred to the Spanish High Court for Crime in Madrid to be either sentenced or extradited to their countries of origin. Curb on foreign “pirate taxis” Single-handed birth A 36-year-old South American woman gave birth to a healthy baby boy in her own home before the ambulance arrived. The neighbour called the fire brigade and an ambulance when she heard the woman scream in her own flat. By the time the ambulance arrived and tried to se they charge less money than legal taxis. They can afford to do it since they do not have to pay taxes and duties for their business activity. The fact that the majority of the illegal taxi drivers are foreign, just like their customers, helps them not to be discovered and to continue their activities. The registered taxi drivers are very upset about the fact that their business income has been reduced and demand that private detectives are involved to prove the denounced facts. They also appeal to the individual not to collaborate in these fraudulent activities. Serrat and Sabina in Torrevieja a compilation of 40 songs that they sing alone or as a duo with which to delight the anticipated crowd. Simply Great Radio 24 hours a day Paseo Vistalegre gets revamp The works along the Paseo Vistalegre in Torrevieja have started. The department for infrastructure and transport has allocated 3,100,000 euros for the repair work. The bad state of the street has forced the town to commence the work, that will take eight months, during the summer, although it may cause some difficulties. The area has already been fenced off to prepare for the work. POSTER: Singing stars ARTISTS IMPRESSION: Street renovations The ministry of the environment apportioned more than 360 million euros in the last legislative period for emergency repairs and work in the riverbed of the Segura, which has been in severe need of attention. Most of the money was used to alleviate the effects of the recent drought by means of wells. In addition there was some modernisation of the irrigation system for local farmers. Finally, there was improvement of the infrastructure of the water transfer canal system between the rivers Tajo and Segura. According to the hydrographical confederation of the Segura, these expenditures show the willingness of the Spanish government to resolve the drought problems, with a multitude of measures and harmonise water problems. Wednesday, The 60’s Selection, Thursday, All That Jazz, Tomorrow, on Saturday at 23 hours, two of the most famous Spanish singers, Joaquín Sabina and Joan Manuel Serrat, are giving a concert in Torrevieja with the title “Dos pájaros de un tiro”, (two birds in one hit), in the Parque Antonio Soria. More than 7,000 tickets have already been sold. Serrat and Sabina have prepared The Monday Rock Show, Tuesday The Country Music Show, TAXI RANKS: Illegal drivers damage legal trade force the door, the husband appeared and opened the door with his key. The woman was in bed crying and the boy was virtually born. When the ambulance and medics arrived they were able to confirm that both mother and child were well, both having coped with the birth remarkably well. Fighting the drought Superb daytime line up, plus: Specialist Music Shows Every Night from 7 – 9pm Local issues, local news, local views! SIMPLY GREAT 24-HOUR RADIO STUDIO 96 532 62 10 TEXT 662 266 934 OFFICE 96 532 62 09 Email: info@exitefm.com Friday, Totally 80’s, Saturday Dance Nite, Sunday, Smooth Classics There is a growing number of taxi drivers who transport customers and take money for it, but do not have the corresponding licence and therefore conduct their business illegally. The legal taxi drivers in the province of Alicante want to take action against the “pirate taxi drivers”. Many of them are operating in the Vega Baja, in Torrevieja and Orihuela Costa. The camouflaged taxi drivers use many different channels to reach their customers: they advertise on lamp posts, magazines, the Internet and do mail shots. Once contact is made they offer their services to the caller without the necessary permits in place and thereby create unfair competition to the legal fully registered drivers, becau- 13 Incident Trading via false companies on the internet netted at least one million euros Alicia Negre and Cornelia Muller ALICANTE NEWS 14 REGIONAL NEWS Disability Murcia helps disabled park Making life easier for the disabled is one of the Murcia regional government’s top priorities, and its latest move in this direction is to launch a European Parking Pass. According to the minister for work and social policy, Cristina Rubio, the Tarjeta Europea de Estacionamiento could benefit around 25,000 people with disabilities. This forms part of the government’s new programme, Respiro Familiar (literally, ‘breathing space for families’) which aims to help ease the burden on carers of severely physically and mentally disabled people. Telecoms Movistar left clients with no network A breakdown in the mobile telephone network left thousands of people with no connection throughout the region on Friday. From around 20.00hrs last Thursday night and for most of the following morning, those on the Movistar network were unable to make or receive calls or text messages. Calls between landlines and mobile telephones were also made impossible by the interruption in supply, meaning the number of affected users was even higher. Movistar technicians, when contacted by customers, recognised there was a breakdown in the line but did not offer further information or any explanation. They worked for several hours to restore the network as quickly as possible. Security ETA threat forces hike in Costa security Security controls have been upped dramatically following Basque terrorist cell ETA’s announcement that it had ended its ceasefire. This, combined with the habitual summer crimewave, has led to a huge rise in police officers patrolling the Murcia Region’s 272 kilometres of coastline. A total of 1,862 officers – comprising 741 from the Guardia Civil and 1,117 from the National Police – will be on the beat throughout the next three months. This is 180 more than last year, given that ETA frequently targets tourist areas when planning attacks. MURCIA July 6 - July 12 2007 Sacking of minister comes unexpectedly The Herranz sacking causes shock and upset among her colleagues and constituents Daniel Vidal and Samantha Kett Murcia’s regional parliament was left reeling last week after the unexpected sacking of health minister María Teresa (Maite) Herranz. On Wednesday, say politicians, she turned off her mobile after receiving literally hundreds of calls from doctors, colleagues, union members and other major medical personnel offering her support. Sources close to the minister were surprised, saying she had always been ‘the darling of the Valcárcel government’. In fact, president Ramón Luis Valcárcel was unable to hide his satisfaction when he took Herranz on N in 2004, having headhunted her from her position as a doctor in the Morales Meseguer hospital. Herranz quickly became accustomed to the political scene, a way of life that was totally alien to her and gradually restructured the region’s medical team giving priority to medical techniques rather than political red tape. Her decisions were always popular with the regional president. No explanations or details were revealed at the time of the decision, which came totally out of the blue, say Herranz’ colleagues. They do not believe the decision to fire the minister was in any way connected with her political actions and can only as- MAITE HERRANZ: Tears were an expression of her anger at being sacked sume that it was based on a personality clash. The news, which followed a top-secret discussion between Herranz and the president in his office on Tuesday evening, has caused widespread indig- Murcia regional government – a new look The new regional government will have a female second-in-command for the first time ever. María Pedro Reverte, the new minister for taxation and public administration will also be secretary-general to the president. Pedro Reverte will stand in for Ramón Luis Valcárcel as acting president in the event he temporarily has to suspend his workload. Three new ministries have also been set up and half of the twelve ministers are also new. In addition to Pedro Reverte and María Ángeles Palacios, there are four others including José Ballesta, Pedro Alberto Cruz, Juan Antonio de Heras and Constantino Sotoca. Ten ministries will be restructured, with only the health department and agriculture remaining intact. Technology and society – previously part of the ministry for industry – will pass into the hands of De Heras, leader of youth, sports and women’s issues. Economy, commerce and innovation will be led by Inmaculada García along with industry, environment and tourism. His wife’s nephew, Pedro Alberto Cruz, director of the Centre for Advanced Studies in Contemporary Art (CENDEAC) will be responsible for culture and sports. José Pablo Ruiz Abellán will take over management of leisure ports and the coast whilst Benito Mercader will be in charge of sustainable development and town planning. Finally, eliminating the ministry of work and social policy has given way to two new departments – social policy, women and immigration, headed up by Joaquín Bascuñana, and employment and training, led by Constantino Sotoca. nation amongst the medical sector. Already, by the following day, health professionals were resigning by text message in the region’s main hospitals. Even those who did not know Maite Herranz personally are particularly annoyed at the president’s move, since they consider it was based on ‘personal factors’ rather than the quality of her work, and call it ‘demoralising’. Herranz called her team together and told them ‘not to be so childish’ and that the best way to support her was to carry on the work she had dedicated herself to for three years. However, minutes later, she broke down in tears in front of her followers. The mother of three little girls was crying in anger, say her colleagues. Around a thousand civil servants bid farewell to her amid applause on Wednesday night. Her position will be filled by councillor for income taxes for Cartagena, María Ángeles Palacios. A tearful farewell On Thursday, Herranz read a speech, amid tears, thanking her colleagues for their support over the years. “We can all be proud of what we have achieved, because we have done what we had to do, no more, no less,” Herranz declared. The reasons for her dismissal have not been revealed either to the public or other politicians within the regional parliament. Herranz warned that the health service needed the financial support of a government “because we all need to convince them that health and knowledge is wealth…this is the fundamental engine of a country and a region.” Herranz called for a deal to be drawn up with the central government covering healthcare in all 17 autonomous regions. Flying the blue flag for 22 of Murcia’s beaches as they pass stringent and exacting quality standards A total of 22 blue flags – two less than in 2006 – will fly on beaches in the Murcia region this summer. The leisure port in Águilas, plus 21 beaches in the Mar Menor and Mazarrón areas have received this prestigious European award in recognition of their cleanliness and quality. This award has been handed out every year since 1987 by the Foundation for Environmental Education, which is present in 55 countries. For 2007, the beaches that have won a blue flag are La Llana (Las Salinas) in San Pedro del Pinatar; La Puntica, on the Mar Menor; El Castillico beach in San Javier on the Mar Menor; Banco del Tabal beach on the Mar Mayor; Los Narejos, Manzanares, Las Palmeras and El Espejo in Los Alcázares; Mar de Cristal, Levante Cabo de Palos, Galúa and Cala Cortina in the Cartagena area. In Mazarrón, the beaches of Castellar, Rihuete, Bahía and Nares, together with Águilas’ leisure port and its Calabardina, Las Delicias, Poniente and La Colonia beaches. Las Salinas wetlands have received a special award for the fourth year running. N Blue flags – the criteria Cecilio Castro of ALDEAC, the Spanish arm of the Foundation for Environmental Education, explains that the criteria for awarding blue flags is heavily concentrated on the cleanliness of the water, ease of access to the beach for disabled persons, and services provided such as beach-cleaning, lifeguards and first aid. Castro explains that obtaining a blue flag is a source of great pride for a municipality because the fact they may receive the award one year does not necessarily mean they will receive it the next. Beaches and ports are put through a stringent evaluation process by an international jury, says Castro, and every year the standards become harder and more exacting. HUERTA DE MURCIA July 6 - July 12 2007 Murcia will fine cruel owners dumping dogs Owners abandon pets in the street or countryside rather than take them to the pound Lola López and Samantha Kett The summer sees an increase in the number of cats and dogs left to wander the streets and fend for themselves, says the council’s department of health. Children may be given a pet as a reward for doing well at school, but once the N summer holidays arrive, a pet can turn out to be too much responsibility for the family. Additionally, family holidays mean animals are often abandoned when people are unable to travel with their pets. The local dog sanctuary, known as the Centro de Zoonosis, took in a total of 425 dogs last July. The monthly average for 2006 was 318 pets. Changing family situations Antonio Peñalver, head of Centro Zoonosis, says that day after day the pound collects dogs abandoned on the streets of Murcia and occasionally from people’s homes. The main cause of people abandoning animals is a change in the family situation, he reveals. With so many summers’ experience of a deluge of dogs arriving through the doors, Peñalver predicts the numbers this year will be much the same as in 2006. Dogs abandoned in the street, he says, are usually in extremely poor condition – undernourished, dehydrated, infested with worms and fleas, and with other ailments. Those animals taken in directly from people’s homes tend to be in better shape. ABANDONED: Deluge of dogs expected this summer as cruel owners dump them Some 40 per cent of owners who decide they no longer wish to keep their pets simply abandon them in the street or in the countryside. Only 15 per cent take them to the dog sanctuary. Councillor for health Fulgencio Cervantes reveals the dog pound takes in pets free of charge. It is located on C/ Torremolina de la Albatalía and can be contacted by calling 968 29 75 78. The sanctuary will collect pets from owners’ homes, or owners may bring their animal directly to the pound. Cervantes stresses that in addition to being traumatic for the animal and putting its life in danger, abandoning pets can cause traffic accidents. People who abandon their pets can be fined, according to laws covering animal cruelty, between 1,500 and 3,000 euros. The municipal pound took in 1,761 dogs between January and May this year, including new puppies born on the premises. A total of 1,794 left the centre, of which 272 were adopted and the rest returned to their owners. During the same period in 2006, some 1,486 dogs came into the Centro de Zoonosis and 1,446 were rehomed. Green Cash Applications for funding will be studied by ‘green’ technicians at the city council and cash supplied will depend upon how beneficial to the environment the householder’s or business’ proposal is. Grants range from 500 euros per home, reaching 18,000 for buildings under construction depending upon their size and use. Those seeking funds have until Saturday, July 14 to file their application with the city council. This benefit scheme has been running since 2001 and the council’s environmental department has so far handed out 280 grants, totalling 700,000 euros. ALTERNATIVE ENERGY: Murcia offers grants to ‘green’ projects many, Europe’s current solar energy leader, where 5.4 million square metres of solar panels are currently in use. Every half hour, the Sun 15 Crime of passion Lesbian lover killed by ex A man has been arrested in connection with murdering his ex-wife’s girlfriend out of jealousy. Sixto Alfredo I.R., 58, says he was unable to bear seeing his wife with her new partner, Álex V.R., a 40-yearold Alicante woman. The accused reportedly found his former wife with Álex, the younger of the two women, having sex in a warehouse in Algezares, just outside Murcia city, and stabbed the latter repeatedly in the neck. The killer’s wife contacted the police. After the arrest, her former husband confessed to the crime. Álex’s body has been taken back to her home town of Alicante for the funeral. Arts & Culture Grants to ‘go green’ up for grabs Householders keen to go green will get a grant from the government if they apply early enough, says Murcia city council. The local authority, hoping to promote environmentally-friendly energy, is offering financial assistance to homeowners who wish to install solar panels and other alternative energy installations. Anyone who has not put in their application for a grant still has time to do so, as the local government has a pot of 74,000 euros available. Solar panels produce renewable, clean energy that converts to electricity and is sufficiently reliable to use for water-heating, lighting and domestic appliances, either for private individuals or for businesses. Shops, offices, schools, bars, restaurants and even health centres can use solar energy at no detriment to their operations. Grants may also be available for homeowners wishing to install double glazing or sound-proofing insulation, as part of the council’s campaign to reduce noise pollution in the city. Spain lag s far behind Ger- MURCIA NEWS pours enough energy onto the Earth to provide the World’s energy needs for a year. This unlimited, renewable resource is what a geothermal system taps into. The solar energy is stored beneath the Earth’s surface and uses the Earth’s thermal properties in conjunction with electricity to drive a pump and compressor. Well-designed geothermal systems are capable of cooling buildings with unprecedented efficiency. These provide cost savings from 40% to 70% on monthly fuel Filmoteca is huge success Murcia’s film programmes have attracted thousands of visitors this year. The regional Francisco Rabal Filmoteca has broadcast some 20 different themes this year, all of which have proved immensely popular. The most-frequented to date has been the Panorama de Actualidad, a series of documentaries on current affairs, which shown every Tuesday has attracted 7,000 viewers between January and June. Other successful productions included those dedicated to the Goya awards – Spain’s answer to the Oscars. The total number of spectators so far this year has been 17,700. Drugs & Crime Police fight drug-taking Local Police intend to raise vigilance and crack down on drug-taking and dealing. Officers reveal that in 2006, a whopping 3,500 cases of drug-dealing and consumption were reported in Murcia city and its outskirts. Nearly 1,900 of these were for taking drugs in public and 1,600 for selling them. For this reason, Local Police say they will be patrolling gardens, parks and other public areas in the city. Some of those on the beat will be plain clothes officers. Between last June and May this year, says councillor for public safety Nuria Fuentes, more than 1,400 controls were carried out in various parts of Murcia. 16 MURCIA NEWS CAMPO DE CARTAGENA MAR MENOR July 6 - July 12 2007 Judge investigates claims of council backhanders Yet another corruption case but now in Fuente Álamo J. Andúgar and G. Lennon The residents of Cartagena and Guadalentín are living through surprising and worrying times as a new judicial investigation has cast a further cloud over the urbanisation policies of several local councils. San Javier judge, Aránzazu Moreno, turned up at Torre Pacheco Town Hall recently and took away between 20-30 dossiers relating to urbanisation projects undertaken during the last three years, and now the same thing has happened in Fuente Álamo. Both are part of the same operation against property development-related corruption. A delegation of court officers arrived at Fuente Álamo Town Hall last Tuesday to confiscate documents relating to plans to develop plots of land for industrial Culture Neo-Mudéjar palace to be restored Mar Menor Tourism Council have approved plans to restore the Palace of the Barón de Benifayó and convert it into an archaeology and ethnographical museum at a potential cost of 985,000 euros. The Palace of the Barón de Banifayó, known locally as the Russian House, is a rectangular-shaped building with load bearing walls that divide it up into two large longitudinal bays. It is a rural yet palatial residence built in a Romantic castle style with turrets and towers adorning the frontage. It is a magnificent example of Neo-Mudéjar architecture and was designed by the Madrid-based architect, Álvarez Capra, in 1878. use undertaken in the town. The court order, which, in the case of Torre Pacheco, resulted in the confiscation of 200 boxes of files (although many of them were returned within a few days), led to the seizure of five boxes of documents concerning five companies contracted by Fuente Álamo town council. Mayor María Antonia Conesa said that she has full confidence in the investigation which she said she hopes will reach its findings correctly and as soon as possible to prevent uncertainty and rumours. Conesa also said that she was relaxed and fully prepared to collaborate with the investigating team. Sources close to the investigation confirmed that the files had been seized by Guardia Civil court officers on the orders of the judge, who had asked for a list of companies contracted EVIDENCE: Files were seized by officers pending an investigation by the Town Hall. One of these companies is Construcciones Torre Pacheco which belongs to Facundo Armero, the former owner of Polaris World, which has built a number of residential estates in the region where dozens of British expats live. Strict legality According to the mayor, the five dossiers “consist of five folders which fitted into one box,” although the officers reportedly took away several boxes in the back of a small van. Conesa refutes suggestions that there are similarities with the Torre Pacheco case, but there is growing unrest among locals who are beginning to suspect that the council has indeed been giving preferential treatment to certain companies and starting to believe the corruption rumours. The officers were dressed in plain clothes to minimise the impact on the public. Councillors from Fuente Álamo Town Hall, which now falls under the same corruption spotlight as other Town Halls in the region such as Cartagena, Los Alcázares, San Javier, Alhama among others, deny having received illegal commission payments for licences granted to construction company bosses. The inquiry, which started after a complaint filed by a private individual with Murcia’s Superior Justice Tribunal (TSJ), who passed the case on to Cartagena, coincides with a number of similar investigations all over Spain into allegations that town councils have been accepting backhanders from building companies among other offences. Some mayors and councillors are being held in jail pending trial, the best known of whom being former Marbella mayor, Julián Muñoz, who was jailed a few months ago along with a number of councillors, council staff and construction bosses. Three week ‘Mar de Músicas’ will showcase Mexican culture The 13th edition of the ‘Mar de Músicas’ festival, one of the most important in Europe, will be held in Cartagena from July 6-28. Its main aim is to showcase Mexico’s contribution in the fields of music, art, cinema and literature. The festival will demonstrate that Mexico is one of the foremost cultural creators in the world. The ‘Mar de Músicas’, which is organised by the Culture department of Cartagena Town Hall, continues its policy of exhibiting the cultural wealth of a particular country after previous festivals focused on South Africa, Turkey, Argentina, India, Cartagenas del Mundo, Mali, Brazil, Senegal and Cuba. This year’s festival will kick off with a special show featuring Lila Downs and Calexico. Lila Downs, who re-invented traditional Mexican music, and Caleixico, who is the best-known exponent of US-Mexico frontier music, will be acompanied by the Spanish singer, Amparo Sánchez from Amparanoia, in a show that has been specially designed to inaugu- rate ‘Mar de Músicas 2007’. This year’s Mexican Special will comprise around fifty concerts, ten exhibitions, forty authors and some thirty films, turning Cartagena into the cultural capital of Mexico. Organisers have programmed performances representing all of Mexico’s sounds, that will enable the public to sample from the most traditional music to the most advanced sounds of present-day Mexico. In this way, following the performance of Lila Downs, the ‘Mar de Músicas’ will play host to Shock Bukara, who are the founders and chief promoters of acid cabaret, a hybrid of Mexican sounds fused with electro-pop. Rocker, Cecilia Toussaint, will perform the songs of one of Mexico’s greatest singer-songwriters, Consuelo Velázquez, who wrote the extremely well-known, Bésame Mucho. The ‘jarocho’ sound, which is one of Mexico’s most traditional sounds and which comes from Veracruz State, will be represented at the festival by Son de Madera and La Negra Graciana. The Colectivo Nortec, which is the country’s foremost group of DJs, video jockeys and electronic music creators, will, in their own words, perform “First World music created in the Third World.” The Agustín Lara Experience is a project that converts the songs of the ‘flaco de oro’ into cutting edge dance tunes. Considered to be the best singer in Mexico, Eugenia León will attend the festival to why she is the country’s biggest star. It would not be a Mexican festival without ‘mariachi’, and Real de Jalisco will turn Cartagena’s Town Hall Square into the Plaza Garibaldi, for a few hours at least. And if ‘mariachi’ is indispensable, the Mexican festival will also pay tribute to Armando Manzanero, the greatest composer of all, at a special gala night when Mexican music will be accompanied by the Murcian Symphonic Orchestra and several other artists keen to join the homage. Ska fused with other PROGRAMME: Presentation of the ‘Mar de Músicas 2007’ festival in Cartagena rhythms will be represented by Panteón Rococó and Los de Abajo. The enigmatic sounds of Jorge Reyes accompanied by the Suso Saiz Band will demonstrate the fusion of old and cutting edge musical styles. The experimental pop of Wakal and the worldbeat of Orange Blossom will be among other stops on this musical voyage through Mexico. Tickets have been on sale since May 8 at www.lamardemusicas.com or www. ticktackticket.com. Tickets can also be bought at the ticket office at the Nuevo Teatro Circo from May 14 and at the Ramón Alonso Luzzy Cultural Centre, where the 500 festival passes can also be obtained. magazine July 6 - July 12 2007- 218 www. thinkspain.com/today Discover La Valldigna pages 18-19 SEE INSIDE FOR YOUR 7-DAY 50-CHANNELS TV GUIDE 18 MAGAZINE July 6 - July 12 2007 LEISURE BENIFAIRÓ: The bell tower La Valldigna Exploring the fair valley By Samantha Kett Photos: Juanjo Peret LA DROVA: Picturesque font A most fair valley for a day’s sightseeing, walking or dipping one’s toes in the waters of the Mediterranean, tourists have been drawn to one of the most picturesque parts of La Safor’s countryside for centuries. Since 1298, in fact, when King Jaime II stood at the viewpoint in Barx – where carloads of picnickers now soak up the sun when the weather is more favourable and admire the views of orange groves far below – and remarked to the Abbot Santes Creues, “quina vall més digna per a un monestir per la teua religió.” “Una vall digna, senyor,” affirmed the Abbot, according to legend. So the Valldigna, or fair valley, was christened, and the monastery that the king told the Abbot would be ideally placed there was built soon afterwards at Simat, one of the four municipalities that make up the area. Set in the heart of the southern Valencia-province borough of La Safor, the Valldigna has mountains and sea, orange groves and pine forests, crumbling churches and ornate monuments, all within the space of just a few square kilometres. Each of the four towns has its own, and very different, stamp and some unexpected attractions at every turn. Tavernes Starting from the AP-7, or the N-332 heading north from Gandia, the largest of the Valldigna’s four villages is Tavernes, a magnet for Spanish tourists in summer. Whilst mostly undiscovered by European sunseekers, its six kilometres of wide, sweeping shoreline comes to life when the temperature hots up and visitors from inland Spain flock there armed with lilos and picnic baskets to soak up the rays. It is unique, insofar as the beach is cordoned off, not by high-rise blocks and English pubs, but by the undulating, green landscape of the Sierra Ombria culminating in the natural spring el Clot de la Font. There are views from Playa de Tavernes and its neighbouring Playa de la Goleta that go beyond staked-out bodies turning an angry red in the midday sun. From l’Alt de la Creu viewpoint, you can see Xeraco and the famous Torre Guaita watchtower to the south, and to the north, Cullera with its Manhattan skyline. Inside the town itself, look out for the inviting cafés on the Alzira road, or to the left – when heading in a northerly direction – the small but cosy-looking plaza from where the calvario leading to the 19th century Santíssim Crist de la Sang chapel starts. This calvario – a pathway winding up a hill bearing images of the crucifixion – is one of the best-preserved in the Comunitat Valenciana. On the way down and back to the plaza again, you will pass the recentlyrenovated 18th century Sant Pere Apòstol church with an ancient sundial on the façade. MAGAZINE July 6 - July 12 2007 19 LEISURE BARX: An 18th century nevera or fridge to store snow and ice Benifairó Deeper inland, tucked away between the Mondúver massif and the Sierra Agulles, is what used to be an Arab smallholding but was a gift to the valley by Jaime I as a thanks for allowing him to build the monastery at Simat. This present from Jaime I is now, still, little more than a hamlet but a quaint, picturesque one with narrow, cobbled streets and an ornate church with an elaborate temple bearing a Latin cross. This 17th century chapel is home to the image of Benifairó’s patron saint, San Benito – or what is left of it, in any case – and one of La Safor’s best-known paintings, a Renaissance image of the Immaculate Conception. In the centre of an attractive, green picnic area flanked with pine trees is the small, square-shaped Sant Miquel chapel with its tiled altarpiece. Visitors should be aware, however that, like the other chapel, they will only be able to enter at restricted times such as when there is a service. If you are feeling energetic and do not suffer too much with vertigo, take a trip skywards to the Moorish Alfàndec castle some three kilometres out of the village. After climbing a craggy hillside, in addition to the castle itself – a strange blend of Mediaeval Islamic and Christian architecture – you can enjoy panoramic views of the valley and take in the magnitude of the historical influence that has led to what it is today. En route to both the capital and the coast, the paths of what is now Benifairó were well-trodden by prehistorical civilisations long before the Moors came along. The shattered remains of the now-defunct village of Alfulell, dug up some years ago by archaeologists, sit at the foot of the castle which, in its day, was a safe outpost for the villagers to hide from invaders during the war between the kingdoms of Castilla and Aragón. Most of Benifairó’s attractions lay outside the village which, unless you have a car with hinges in the middle to help you around the impossibly-tight corners where claustrophobicallynarrow lanes join, is best explored on foot. Amongst these attractions are the spectacular countryside including the Sierra de Agulles, a mountain range that owes its name to agujas (needles) of stone found there, and two ravines – the Cardona and Castells – which can be crossed on foot. Simat Heading further along the road towards Xàtiva, you will reach a town of 3,000 inhabitants whose main attraction is, arguably, one of La Safor’s two bestknown monasteries. One of these is the Sant Jeroni de Cotalba, in Alfauir, and the other is the Santa María de la Valldigna – the one Jaime II was talking to the Abbot about building when he stood at the viewpoint in Barx more than 700 years ago. The monastery was founded in 1298 but took so long to build that the original construction even has Baroque influences, although it has to be said that various battles and a couple of earthquakes meant the building process did not run as smoothly as one would have hoped. In the grounds – parts of which are still being dug up by archaeologists and have proven to contain Italian Renaissance ceramics in the last two years – visitors can wander freely amongst the orange groves and observe the sophisticated clay pipe systems that existed underground. Renovation works to what used to be the most powerful monastery in the Kingdom of Valencia remain ongoing, but have not, thankfully, changed the face of its original and rather unique architecture. When you walk into the main building, look upwards. The multi-coloured, intricate and painstaking architecture of the Baroque ceiling speaks of class, wealth, artists with talent and aristocracy with the money and good taste to employ them. The monastery, and particularly its ceiling is a real jewel in the crown of the Valldigna’s architecture. Nature-lovers can marvel at the centuries’-old olive tree outside the main entrance to the monastery, and enjoy a pit-stop in the sunshine at the picnic site near the natural spring, Font Gran, whose purpose used to be more than decorative – they provided irrigation for farmland throughout the entire valley. Those who enjoy a bit of greenery and are not afraid of sore feet could take a walk through the natural reserves of Les Foietes and Pla de Corrals, both flat, green plains that stand at around 600 metres above sea-level and offer a splendid view of the Font del Cirer and Les Arcades aqueduct. Barx Little more than a street and a square, Barx is nevertheless one of the Valldigna’s most picturesque municipalities. Surrounded by pine forest and standing some 400 metres above sea-level, the Les Foietes viewpoint, with its natural spring and picnic area, affords a view of a patchwork of orange groves, heath and scrubland in various shades of jade and emerald green, mountains and woodlands and, far below, the tiny toy-town of Simat with the monastery spire in all its splendour. Winding your way through mountain passes and climbing steadily higher, you will see why Barx has been declared an international site of geological interest – you can pick out the mountains of Avenc de la Donzella and Penya Blanca, which hide natural reservoirs that once kept the humble homes of the valley irrigated, and the Aldaia chasm at the foot of the Sierra del Toro which is said to be around 65 metres in depth. A permanent torrent of freezing cold air that gushes through the rock-face of the geological peculiarity Forat de l’Aire, in the side of the gorge, is one of Barx’s best-kept secrets and its origins have puzzled historians for hundreds of years. On the subject of all things freezing cold, Barx is renowned for its fridges. Not the type that most of us have in our kitchens, but an 18th century version that comprised a semi-submerged stone vat in which snow was stored during the winter, brought out into the open and used either as water or ancient ice-cubes in the summer. In summer, what used to be the nature reserve of La Drova, and is now a small hamlet belonging to Barx, was heavily popular with the monks from the Santa María monastery in Simat. Used as a holiday refuge and shelter for convalescing, it remains a popular haunt today for those wanting to escape both the swarming coasts and the sizzling city streets in July and August. Back down the mountain via the same windy road, through more dense pineforest and unspoilt hillsides that remain – thankfully – urbanisation-free, you will eventually reach the N-332 and the northern entrance to Gandia again. Handily close to the latter with its packed shopping streets, buzzing nightlife, busy port and lively beaches, easy to reach by goodquality roads from civilisation and yet remote enough that you can enjoy the peace and quiet of being buried deep in the countryside, the Valldigna is perfect for a day out, a weekend away or to live all year round. TAVERNES: Natural spring Clot de la font BARX: The natural spring at the viewpoint 20 MAGAZINE July 6 - July 12 2007 FEMALE Spoil yourself Treats, tips & ideas guaranteed to make you feel great! s r u o l o c l i a r N o f e i d to Text by: Alex Elgar - a.elgar@thinkspain.com I’m trying out this season’s nail colours and they look pretty good against my pale skin. In fact, this summer’s corals and oranges will suit all skin tones, so what are you waiting for? Don’t forget, if you have a beauty question, a beauty tip you’d like to share with other readers, or if you think you’ve got an interesting story to tell, whatever the subject, just contact me at a.elgar@thinkspain.com Have a great weekend! Alex Elgar Book of the week Gillian McKeith’s Wedding Countdown Diet: How to Look and Feel Amazing on Your Big Day Every bride wants to be slim, radiant and confident on her big day, but pre-wedding jitters, stresses and strains take their toll. Follow TV Dr Gillian’s ‘Wedding Countdown’ and turn the dream into a reality – even if you have just a week to go. Gillian has created a plan to help you look and feel fabulous, including ways to lose weight, tone up, calm your nerves and transform your skin from within in time to absolutely wow your friends, family and husband-to-be. 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MAGAZINE July 6 - July 12 2007 21 FEMALE Printastic BY ALEX ELGAR KYLIE MODELS FOR H&M H&M NETAPORTER LA REDOUTE EL CORTE INGL E AT NETA PORT ER ÉS CHLO R MA GOTTEX SWIM WEA NG O DIANE VON FURSTENBERG AT GO MAN nd t this season a n e m te a st a e k Ma outut in a printed o lf e rs u o y k c de ood, d to lift your m e te n ra a u g – t fi e and g of confidenc n li e fe a te a re c senses. heighten your where – from ry e v e re a ts n ri Retro p r and accessoa e w im sw to s dresse ed nt when team ia ll ri b k o lo d ries an gs. ans or bare le je s, g in g g le h wit big jewellery and in la p h it w h Matc sunglasses. 22 MAGAZINE July 6 - July 12 2007 H E A LT H ASKthedoctor Talktothetherapist Carole Turner therapist expert Dr Jean Millar medical expert Do you have a question for Carol? E-mail us: advice@thinkspain.com Do you have a question for Dr Millar or Dr Buffey? E-mail us: advice@thinkspain.com Q Q My granddaughter is 15 years old and has a boyfriend of 17. She lies to her parents about her whereabouts so that she can spend time with her boyfriend, including overnight. Her parents punished her by taking away her laptop and mobile. Her dad is firm with her but her mum gives in to her. The next morning she took an overdose of tablets and was taken to hospital. She is okay but the hospital counsellor suggested that they put everything behind them and start again with a clean slate. I am worried about this advice as surely this is a signal to my granddaughter that taking tablets makes everything is okay. What is your advice? A I don’t know why the hospital counsellor suggested that the family start with a clean slate and not talk about the problems. Perhaps she was concerned about the vulnerability of your granddaughter and that if her parents quarrelled or criticised her that this might push her to the edge. I agree that your granddaughter is an unhappy teenager and that she needs help to address her difficulties. Your granddaughter seems to be in the “struggle” stage of adolescence and her parents need to hang in there with her and not give up on her. Parents need to challenge their children’s tantrums, hostility, rebellion and angry outbursts and children need to have someone say “no” to them and to feel that their parents are stronger than them. It is crucial that both parents work together, supporting each other and that they have an agreed unified approach to dealing with your granddaughter. If the parents are unable to do this I would strongly suggest that they seek therapeutic help. The parents need to enter the struggle, stand their ground and have expectations of giving her limits and consequences of her decisions. The consequences need to concentrate primarily on what they want them to achieve and not on what they don’t want them to do. For example, “We expect you to return home after seeing your boyfriend at..... If you don’t do this you will not be allowed to see him for .....days.” It is important only to set consequences that they are prepared to apply, empty threats only backfire. Expectations, limits and consequences are necessary so that teenagers learn. Parents need to be consistent, firm and to listen carefully. It is important to match the child’s intensity with their own intensity. Your granddaughter needs to hear often from both parents “I love you” but “I don’t like what you are doing.” One of the central issues in the mind of your granddaughter seems to be her contact with her boyfriend. The parents could support their daughter and suggest inviting the boyfriend over for a meal, getting to know him better and encouraging her to spend more time with him in their home. Parents need to listen carefully to their children so they can understand their conflicts and dilemmas. Your granddaughter needs to know that her parents understand her internal and external struggles and to be given support so that she can achieve her goals in more acceptable ways. Your granddaughter sounds very angry and possibly does not know how to channel her anger other than lying and defying her parents or turning her anger on herself and hurting herself. Most people who attempt to overdose have a low opinion of themselves and their internal dialogue with themselves is very critical. If this is the case your granddaughter will need some help to change and I hope that she is being offered some counselling support to do this. Carole Turner can be contacted personally on 96 584 61 91 My persistent visits to a local doctor are being fobbed off as hypochondria. Should I change doctors? A This question is a minefield. For instance, when is hypochondria, NOT hypochondria? One dictionary definition of hypochondria is: chronic abnormal anxiety concerning the state of one’s health, even in the absence of any evidence of disease on medical examination. You do not mention the conditions or symptoms that are prompting your visits to the doctor, nor do you mention that any checks have been made, so I have to reply to this question in the broadest of terms. My intent is to give guidance regarding your feelings that “something is wrong with you medically”. First of all, the length of time that you have had particular symptoms without them proceeding any further can give a clue. For instance, a lesion on the skin that has been present for 10 or 20 years and has never changed is unlikely to be a problem. However, if such a lesion has suddenly begun to change it is important. Hypochondria should NEVER be diagnosed without a full history being taken, and a thorough examination of the patient carried out by the doctor in the clinic, and if appropriate, other tests such as Xrays, blood tests, and scans should be done [this list is not exhaustive]. Where a patient continues to feel concerned, a second opinion should be sought from an appropriate consultant. Now, all the checks have been done that the GP believes appropriate, the consultant has found nothing abnormal, but you are still feeling that “something is wrong”. This is the point at which many doctors diagnose anxiety and/or depression as possible causes. Sometimes this is correct and sometimes not. One thing is certain, any one that feels unwell for a long period of time without explanation [or a solution] will become anxious and possibly depressed. An approach to this circular problem that I have found helpful [and I hope my patients have too] has been to accept that the only person that knows how it feels to be in their body is the person themselves. So I accept the symptoms as they are presented and seek a cause beyond the body. Many people have stomach ache, neck pains, headaches, dizziness and other symptoms that are unexplained by any tests in the traditional armamentarium. It may be helpful to offer alternative medicine testing techniques. These often point to troubles as yet ill-defined or invisible to traditional testing. The proof of their correctness will come if the measures then taken help or clear up the troubles. Sometimes both the patient and doctor arrive at the “anxiety only” diagnosis. Being sent home with this information may allow some patients to feel better, but often the lingering uncertainty, causes the same symptoms to exacerbate, or new ones to appear. I have found that Homeopathy, Hypnotherapy, Acupuncture, Cognative Behavioural Therapy, and sometimes simply counselling can help greatly with so- called psychosomatic illness. I believe that psychosomatic illness is as much an illness as diabetes or arteriosclerosis or any of the accepted “disease’’ states. The very word: dis-ease expresses this. If you feel your doctor has helped as much as he/she can, ask for a second opinion. Jean Millar and Andrew Buffey can be contacted on 96 583 87 54 (Calpe) or www.perlamarclinica.com TELEVISION July 6 - July 12 2007 23 television www. thinkspain.com/today JARHEAD Monday 9th July - Sky Movies Drama 23.20 - 01.25 Set during the Gulf War, the episodic tale follows Anthony Swofford (a.k.a. “Swoff”), a third-generation enlistee, from his sobering stint in boot camp to active duty, where he’s sporting a sniper’s rifle and a hundred-pound ruck sack on his back, while moving through Middle East deserts with no cover from the intolerable heat. As well, he advances with no protection from the Iraqi soldiers--and there’s always a potential enemy sighting, just over the next horizon. Swoff and his fellow Marines sustain themselves on humour and camaraderie as they tread the blazing desert fields in a country they don’t understand, against an enemy they can’t see, for a cause they don’t fully fathom. pick of the week.... film choice digital choice Land of the Dead War of the Worlds Thursday 12th July Freddy Got Fingered Friday 6th July Saturday 7th July Sky Movies sci-fi Sky Movies Sci fi/horror 14.45 - 16.35 & 22.00 - 23.45 11.00- 13.00 & 18.00 - 20.05 The world is merely a memory. In its place is the never-ending nightmare existence of us the living versus them the “walkers.” What’s left of mankind is cordoned off behind the walls of a fortified city while the walking dead roam the vast wasteland beyond. To bring food and other essential supplies to the occupants of the city, a hardened group of mercenaries--headed by Riley run retrieval missions outside the city, protected by their massive armored vehicle, Dead Reckoning. Riley and Cholo, are in it for the money, which they hope to use for their own escapes--Riley to the North, with promises of “a world without fences” and freedom, and Cholo to the luxury of Fiddler’s Green, far away from the violent life he has known. terrestrial choice The extraordinary battle for the future of humankind through the eyes of one American family fighting to survive it. Ray Ferrier is a divorced dockworker and less-than-perfect father. Soon after his ex-wife and her new husband drop of his teenage son Robbie and young daughter Rachel for a rare weekend visit, a strange and powerful lightning storm touches down. BBC 1 02.20 - 03.50 Anarchic comedy. When a would-be cartoonist finds his ideas rejected by Hollywood, he returns to live with his parents. A battle of wills between father and son results, with the latter devising a series of outrageous stunts to try and drive the former out of his mind. Written and directed by Canadian comedian Tom Green. terrestrial | digital | sport | film | documentaries 24 TELEVISION July 6 - July 12 2007 Friday 6th July 2007 BBC 1 BBC 2 ITV 1 London CHANNEL 4 FIVE E4 07:00 Breakfast 10:15 Don’t Get Done, Get Dom 11:00 Homes under the Hammer 12:00 To Buy or Not to Buy 12:45 Cash in the Attic 13:15 Bargain Hunt A pair of gospel singing sisters fight it out with a pearly brother and sister double act, as experts Kate Bliss and James Braxton provide the teams with advice. 14:00 BBC News and Weather 14:30 Regional News and Weather 14:40 Wimbledon 2007 19:00 BBC News and Weather 19:30 Regional News Programmes 20:00 Saving Planet Earth 21:00 EastEnders Bradley is left reeling by Stacey’s response, while Max is still worried by the threat she made to tell Tanya about their affair. With Tanya and the kids back on the Square, who will get the biggest shock? 21:30 Saving Planet Earth 23:00 BBC News 23:35 Friday Night with Jonathan Ross 00:35 Would I Lie to You? 01:05 Big Trouble 02:20 Freddy Got Fingered 03:50 Joins BBC News 24 07:00 07:20 07:35 08:00 08:15 08:30 09:00 07:00 GMTV 10:25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 11:30 This Morning Presented by Ruth Langsford and Phillip Schofield. Soul sensation Beverley Knight performs her new single After You, and life after death experiences from those who’ve had them. Including 11.10 ITV News Headlines. 11.15 Local News and Weather. 13:30 Loose Women 14:30 ITV Lunchtime News and Weather 15:00 Daily Cooks 16:00 Inspector Morse 18:00 Golden Balls Jasper Carrott presents a game of intuition and luck, as contestants try to find which of 100 golden balls conceal life-changing amounts of cash, while avoiding the killer balls. 19:00 London Tonight 19:30 ITV Evening News; Weather 20:00 Emmerdale 20:30 Coronation Street 21:00 Tonight 21:30 Wimbledon 23:20 ITV News; Weather 00:00 TV’s Naughtiest Blunders 01:00 Tour de France Highlights 01:25 ITV Play 05:10 Cruise Ship 05:30 Cruise Ship 06:00 ITV Nightscreen 06:30 ITV Morning News 07:10 07:35 08:00 08:25 08:55 09:55 10:25 10:50 11:45 12:40 12:50 13:00 13:30 13:50 14:50 16:30 17:15 18:00 19:00 19:30 20:00 20:35 21:00 21:30 22:30 23:00 23:30 00:35 01:05 01:40 01:55 02:10 03:45 04:40 07:00 07:10 07:20 07:25 07:35 07:45 08:20 08:30 08:45 09:00 09:05 09:20 09:25 09:40 07:00 Big Brother Live 16:55 Big Brother’s Little Brother 17:25 Hollyoaks Louise is troubled by Warren’s arrest. She feels guilty that he might go to prison for something she has done. Louise visits Warren to tell him but he is adamant that she doesn’t have it in her, and it must have been one of Clare’s other many enemies. 17:55 Friends 18:30 Friends 18:55 Big Brother 20:00 Hollyoaks 20:30 Big Brother’s Little Brother 21:00 Friends 21:30 Supernanny 22:25 Friends Ross starts freting, with good reason, when his date with destiny finally arrives and he has to meet Elizabeth’s father, Paul. Paul does not like the fact that his little girl is dating one of her teachers and makes it perfectly clear to Ross of his opinions. Ross tries to make Paul like him but ends up digging himself into a bigger pit. 22:55 Smack The Pony 23:30 Big Brother Live 02:00 Big Brother’s Big Mouth Safari 22:30 John Wilson’s Fishing Safari 23:00 Passion For Angling 00:00 My Shocking Story 01:00 Biker Buildoff 02:00 A Plane is Born 02:30 John Wilson’s Fishing Safari 03:00 John Wilson’s Fishing Safari 03:30 Passion For Angling 04:25 My Shocking Story 05:15 Joy of Painting 05:40 Watercolours with Charles Evans 06:05 This Old House with Steve and Norm 06:30 New Home DIY vestigation 19:00 How It Works 19:30 How It Works 20:00 Supercroc 21:00 Seconds From Disaster 22:00 Medics 22:30 Medics 23:00 Situation Critical 00:00 Situation Critical 01:00 Medics 01:30 Medics 02:00 Situation Critical 09:15 09:30 10:00 10:15 10:30 10:50 11:00 11:30 12:30 13:00 14:00 16:25 16:40 17:05 17:30 18:00 18:25 18:35 18:50 21:00 22:00 23:00 23:30 00:00 00:35 02:05 02:55 03:45 Fimbles The Story Makers Balamory Arthur Chucklevision Clutter Nutters The Story of Tracy Beaker Krypto the Superdog In The Night Garden Mama Mirabelle’s Home Movies Something Special Big Cook Little Cook Underground Ernie LazyTown Yesterday at Wimbledon The Daily Politics Animal Park Wimbledon 2007 Chucklevision Arthur What’s New Scooby Doo? Raven CBBC Saving Planet Earth Newsround Shaun the Sheep Wimbledon 2007 Today at Wimbledon Hampton Court Flower Show Balderdash and Piffle Newsnight Newsnight Review Ginger Snaps Back Star Trek Star Trek Malcolm in the Middle The Hoobs The Hoobs Just Shoot Me Big Brother’s Little Brother Big Brother Frasier Will and Grace ER Without a Trace In Your Dreams My Eden News at Noon The Midland No Going Back Comanche Countdown Deal or No Deal Richard and Judy The Simpsons Hollyoaks Channel 4 News The Insider A Place in Spain Big Brother 8 Out of 10 Cats Big Brother The Friday Night Project Big Brother’s Big Mouth The Album Chart Show The Enemy Tiscali Sessions Big Brother Live Goalissimo The FIA World Touring Car Championship 05:05 Transworld Sport 05:55 Countdown 06:40 The Making of Twelfth Night 09:50 10:00 11:30 12:30 13:00 13:30 14:30 14:35 16:35 16:40 18:30 19:00 19:30 20:00 20:30 21:00 22:00 23:00 00:00 01:00 06:35 Thomas and Friends Little Princess Little Lodgers Franny’s Feet Peppa Pig Hi-5 Hana’s Helpline Rupert Bear Make Way for Noddy Say It with Noddy Fifi and The Flowertots Peppa Pig Thomas and Friends Miss Spider’s Sunny Patch Friends Insect Antic The Wright Stuff The Trisha Goddard Show five News Home and Away House Russell Grant’s Postcards The Long Island Incident five News Update Midwives five News Home and Away Becker five News Built for the Kill Nigel Marven’s Anaconda Adventure Navy NCIS Law and Order The Shield Quiz Call Wildlife SOS DOCUMENTARIES DISCOVERY 07:00 Time Team 08:00 Mythbusters 09:00 How It’s Made 09:30 How It’s Made 10:00 How Do They Do It? 11:00 Deadliest Catch 12:00 Edward and Mary: Edward The Sixth 13:00 Engineering The World Rally 14:00 The F.B.I. 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Files 02:00 Trace Evidence: From the Case Files of Dr. Henry Lee 03:00 Forensic Detectives 04:00 Deadliest Catch 04:50 World’s Toughest Jobs 05:40 Extreme Engineering 06:30 How It’s Made DISCOVERY real time 07:00 This Old House with Steve and Norm 07:30 New Yankee Workshop 08:00 Hooked on Fishing: Costa Rica Coarse Fishing 08:30 Hooked on Fishing: Clew Bay Sea Angling 09:00 Greater Rod Race 09:30 John Wilson’s Fishing Safari: Canada 10:00 Joy of Painting 10:30 Watercolours with Charles Evans 11:00 Location, Location, Location 11:30 Build, Buy or Restore? 12:00 Relocation, Relocation 13:00 Natural Born Dealers 14:00 A Place by the Sea 15:00 Overhaulin’ Truck 16:00 Challenge Tommy Walsh 16:30 Challenge Tommy Walsh 17:00 Property Ladder 18:00 Biker Build-off 19:00 Natural Born Dealers 20:00 A Place by the Sea 21:00 Location, Location, Location 21:30 Build, Buy or Restore? 22:00 John Wilson’s Fishing NATIONAL geographic 09:00 Air Crash Investigation 10:00 Egypt Eternal: Quest For The Lost Tombs 11:00 When Expeditions Go Wrong 12:00 Battlefront 12:30 Battlefront 13:00 Stonehenge Investigated 14:00 How It Works 14:30 How It Works 15:00 Warplanes 16:00 Warplanes 17:00 Warplanes 18:00 Air Crash In- HISTORY channel 09:00 Dynasties 10:00 The Lost Evidence 11:00 The Bridge of No Gun Ri 12:00 Vimy Ridge : Heaven To Hell 13:30 Blitz Spirit 14:00 D-Days in the Pacific 15:00 Hitler’s War 16:00 Declassified 17:00 Line of Fire 18:00 Sas Warrior 19:00 D-Days in the Pacific 20:00 The Plague 21:00 Through Hell and High Water 22:00 Nuremberg 23:00 Goering: A Career 00:00 Anatomy of Crime 01:00 The Plague 02:00 Dynasties UKTV documentary 10:00 Chernobyl - The Fall-Out 11:00 Andes to Amazon 12:00 Andes to Amazon 13:00 Full Circle with Michael Palin 14:00 The Secret of El Dorado 15:00 Horizon 16:00 Full Circle with Michael Palin 17:00 The Secret of El Dorado 18:00 Andes to Amazon 19:00 Andes to Amazon 20:00 Full Circle with Michael Palin 21:00 Battle for the Amazon 22:00 The Secret of El Dorado 23:00 Horizon 00:00 Full Circle with Michael Palin 01:00 Genghis Khan 02:00 In Search of Genghis Khan 03:00 Behind Bars 03:50 World’s Best Places To See ANIMAL PLANET 07:00 Animal Cops Detroit 08:00 Crocodile Hunter 09:00 Monkey Business 09:30 Animal Crackers 10:00 Killer Whales 11:00 Pet Rescue 11:30 Wildlife SOS 12:00 Animal Cops Houston 13:00 E-Vets: The Interns 13:30 Horsetails 14:00 A Stable Life 14:30 A Stable Life 15:00 Pet Rescue 15:30 Wildlife SOS 16:00 Crocodile Hunter 17:00 Monkey Business 17:30 Animal Crackers 18:00 Animal Cops Houston 19:00 Swimming Lions 20:00 Animal Crackers 20:30 Monkey Business 21:00 E-Vets: The Interns 21:30 Wildlife SOS 22:00 Britain’s Worst Pet 22:30 Britain’s Worst Pet 23:00 Animal Cops Detroit 00:00 Animal Crackers 00:30 Monkey Business 01:00 E-Vets: The Interns 01:30 Wildlife SOS 02:00 Animal Cops Houston 03:00 Animal Cops Detroit 04:00 Pet Rescue 04:30 Animal Crackers 04:55 Monkey Business 05:20 Wildlife SOS 05:45 E-Vets: The Interns 06:10 Britain’s Worst Pet 06:35 Britain’s Worst Pet SPORT SKY SPORTS 1 07:00 Trans World Sport 08:00 World Wrestling Entertainment Raw 10:00 The Dogs 10:30 Poker Week 11:00 European Tour Golf: Smurfit Kappa European Open 14:00 Copa America: Colombia V United States + Argentina V Paraguay 15:30 Premier League World 16:00 European Tour Golf: Smurfit Kappa European Open Day two of the Smurfit Kappa European Open at Ireland’s K Club. The prize purse for this event stands at 2.4million, ranking it among the top events on the Tour. 19:00 Darts: Las Vegas Classic 2007 01:00 Cricket: Twenty/20 Cup - Match TBA 04:30 Premier League World 05:00 Super League: St Helens V Leeds 06:30 Rally World SKY SPORTS 2 07:00 07:30 08:00 08:30 09:00 10:30 11:00 15:00 16:00 16:30 17:00 17:30 18:00 18:30 22:00 22:30 23:00 01:00 02:30 03:00 05:00 05:30 06:30 Aerobics Oz Style Ocean Aerobics Oz Style Ocean Copa America: Colombia V United States + Argentina V Paraguay Premier League World Darts: Las Vegas Classic 2007 Race World The Dogs I.A.A.F Athletix Weekly Poker Week The Dogs Premier League World Cricket: Twenty/20 Cup - Match TBA Rally World Gillette World Sport Friday Fight Night - Live: Martin Power V Jason Booth (British Bantamweight Title) Super League: St Helens V Leeds Gillette World Sport Friday Fight Night: Martin Power V Jason Booth (British Bantamweight Title) Rally World Maxxis British Motorcross Champs’ Gillette World Sport SKY SPORTS 3 07:00 Cricket: Twenty/20 Cup - Match TBA A match from the hard-hitting, high-adrenalin Twenty20 Cup. The Leicestershire Foxes are the current champions, winning by just four runs against Nottinghamshire in last year’s final. 10:30 ATP Tennis Magazine 11:00 Race World 12:00 Aerobics Oz Style 12:30 Racing News 13:00 Trans World Sport 14:00 The Dogs 14:30 I.A.A.F Athletix Weekly 15:00 Ocean 15:30 Poker Week 16:00 Trans World Sport 17:00 World Wrestling Entertainment Raw 19:00 Rally World 19:30 Tight Lines 20:30 Super League: St Helens V Leeds 23:00 World Wrestling Entertainment Late Night Smackdown 01:00 World Wrestling Entertainment Late Night Bottom Line 02:00 Golf Night EUROSPORT 08:30 Sailing: Inside Alinghi Review 08:45 FIA World Touring Car Championship: FIA WTCC Magazine 09:15 Equestrianism: Concours Hippique International Officiel 10:15 All Sports: Watts Prime 11:00 Athletics: Iaaf Grand Prix In Zagreb, Croatia 12:30 Equestrianism: Concours Hippique International Officiel 14:30 Strongest Man: Grand Prix In Riga, Latvia 15:30 Equestrianism: Concours Hippique International Officiel (Chio) in Aachen, Germany 16:45 Athletics: Iaaf Grand Prix In Zagreb, Croatia 18:00 Fencing: European Championship In Ghent, Belgium 20:00 Cycling: Tour de France 21:30 Strongest Man: Grand Prix In Riga, Latvia 22:30 TNA Wrestling 23:15 YOZ 23:45 Sumo: Natsu Basho In Tokyo, Japan 00:45 All Sports: Watts Prime ESPN classic 07:00 Wimbledon: Sampras V Rafter 08:00 Wimbledon’s Greatest Years 09:00 Wimbledon: Sampras V Rafter 10:00 Top Ten: Viewers’ Choice 2 11:00 Fulham V Blackburn, 03/04 11:30 Aston Villa V Middlesbrough, 92/93 12:00 Boxing: Eubank V Rocchigiani 13:00 Top Ten: Viewers’ Choice 2 14:00 Rugby: Scotland V All Blacks 15:00 Fulham V Blackburn, 03/04 15:30 Aston Villa V Middlesbrough, 92/93 16:00 Cricket: England V W Indies 16:30 Cricket: England V W Indies 17:00 Boxing: Eubank V Rocchigiani 18:00 Rugby: Scotland V All Blacks 19:00 Hinault - Merckx: Legend On Legend 19:30 Aston Villa V Middlesbrough, 92/93 20:00 Top Ten: Viewers’ Choice 1 21:00 Cricket: England V W Indies 21:30 Cricket: England V W Indies 22:00 Rugby: Scotland V New Zealand 23:00 Blackburn V Norwich, 92/93 23:30 Oldham V Southampton, 92/93 00:00 Top Ten: Viewers’ Choice 1 01:00 Boxing: Benn V Malinga 02:00 Blackburn V Norwich, 92/93 02:30 Oldham V Southampton, 92/9 03:00 Wimbledon’s Greatest Years 04:00 Wimbledon: Sampras V Rafter 05:00 Boxing: Benn V Malinga 06:00 Wimbledon: The One To Win Freddy Got Fingered BBC 1 02.20 - 03.50 Anarchic comedy. When a would-be cartoonist finds his ideas rejected by Hollywood, he returns to live with his parents. A battle of wills between father and son results, with the latter devising a series of outrageous stunts to try and drive the former out of his mind. Written and directed by Canadian comedian Tom Green. TELEVISION July 6 - July 12 2007 25 Friday 6th July 2007 FILMS SKY MOVIES Sci-fi/Horror 11:00 13:00 14:45 16:35 18:25 20:15 22:00 00:00 Cursed Earth Minus Zero Ice Cursed Earth Minus Zero Ice House of Wax Star Wars: Episode II Attack Of The Clones 02:35 Sci-Fi and Horror Close Up 03:05 The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2 SKY MOVIES Premier 11:00 11:30 12:00 12:30 13:00 15:15 17:00 19:00 21:00 23:00 01:20 Premiere Close Up Shrek The Third Special Family Close Up Premiere Close Up The White Countess Something New Freedomland Eight Below X-Men: The Last Stand V For Vendetta Lost Behind Bars SKY MOVIES modern greats 09:30 The Beguiled 11:20 Death Wish V: The Face of Death 13:10 15:00 17:15 19:15 21:00 23:15 01:00 02:50 05:00 Army of Darkness Rocky II The Beguiled Death Wish V: The Face of Death The Bodyguard Army of Darkness The Crow Salvador Rocky II SKY MOVIES indie 11:00 13:00 15:00 17:00 17:35 19:35 20:05 22:00 00:00 02:05 04:05 AprËs vous... Mad Hot Ballroom Mr. Reliable The Last Buffalo The Holy Girl Moliere Special Mad Hot Ballroom Mr. Reliable Blue Velvet The Holy Girl The Secret Life of Earth SKY MOVIES family 08:05 09:40 10:10 12:00 12:30 14:10 15:45 The Canterville Ghost Family Close Up Dreamer Premiere Close Up The Pacifier George and The Dragon Shrek The Third Special Robots Sky Movies Family 16.00 - 17.35 & 22.40 - 00.15 In a wondrously clanky universe populated solely by mechanical beings live memorable robots Rodney Copperbottom, a young genius inventor who dreams of helping robots everywhere; Cappy, a beautiful, dynamic and savvy bot with whom Rodney is instantly smitten; the nefarious corporate tyrant Ratchet who locks horns with Rodney; Bigweld, a master inventor who has lost his way; and a group of misfit ‘bots known as the Rusties, led by Fender and Piper Pinwheeler. Fender’s head, arms, and legs routinely fall off at the most inopportune moments. As Rodney fulfills Fender’s ongoing need for repairs, the two become fast friends. 16:00 17:35 19:10 21:00 22:40 00:15 01:50 03:25 03:55 05:30 Robots A Simple Wish Dreamer The Pacifier Robots George and The Dragon A Simple Wish Family Close Up The Duke The Sugar Creek Gang: Secret Hideout SKY MOVIES drama 07:55 09:45 11:55 13:35 15:35 17:15 19:25 21:00 23:00 01:10 02:50 04:30 06:15 A Touch of Fate Shadow Makers The Winning Season Capote Unstrung Heroes Shadow Makers The Winning Season Capote Mississippi Burning See Arnold Run The Temptations Part II Borderline Normal Unstrung Heroes SKY MOVIES comedy 07:45 09:20 11:25 13:35 15:10 17:10 18:55 20:30 21:00 23:00 01:10 03:10 04:55 06:30 Teen Wolf Emma In Her Shoes Teen Wolf Patch Adams Grind Bean Comedy Close Up Emma In Her Shoes Patch Adams Bad Manners Surviving Christmas Bean SKY MOVIES classics 07:45 09:10 12:25 14:00 15:45 The Great Mcginty The Greatest Story Ever Told The Disorderly Orderly Funeral in Berlin The Great Mcginty 17:10 20:25 22:00 00:10 01:55 04:25 06:05 The Greatest Story Ever Told The Disorderly Orderly McLintock! Funeral in Berlin Irma La Douce Dr. Phibes Rises Again Song of Norway SKY MOVIES action/thriller 08:05 09:45 11:30 13:20 14:50 16:35 18:20 20:30 22:00 23:55 02:05 03:50 05:40 Terminal Error Above Suspicion Pacific Heights Paparazzi Above Suspicion Pacific Heights Inside Man Paparazzi Basic Instinct 2 Inside Man Turbulence Renegades Terminal Error SKY MOVIES HD1 12:00 14:00 16:00 18:00 20:00 22:00 00:00 02:00 Fantastic Four The Break-Up The Marrying Man The Sixth Man Fantastic Four The Break-Up Casualties of War The Marrying Man SKY MOVIES HD2 13:00 15:15 17:05 18:45 21:00 23:00 01:15 03:10 The Merchant of Venice The Fog Piccadilly Jim The Merchant of Venice The Fog Starship Troopers Dark Water Piccadilly Jim FILM 4 14:00 15:50 17:25 19:50 The Silver Fleet Last of The Badmen Gentleman’s Agreement The Pink Panther The Pacifier Sky Movies Family 12.30 - 14.10 & 21.00 - 22.40 Assigned to protect the endangered children of an assassinated scientist working on a secret invention, Shane Wolfe is suddenly faced with juggling two incompatible jobs: fighting evil while keeping house. As he adds to his usual arsenal of wetsuits and weapons the new tools of juice boxes and a minivan, Shane not only must defeat a world-threatening enemy but also wrangle teen rebel Zoe, uplift sullen 14-year-old Seth and outwit 8-yearold Ninja-wannabe Lulu, simultaneously keeping toddler Peter and baby Tyler out of mischief, not to mention harm’s way. 22:00 Road to Perdition 00:10 Miller’s Crossing 02:20 Beneath The Planet of The Apes TCM 07:30 07:50 09:55 12:00 13:55 16:00 19:10 22:00 00:15 02:05 04:00 04:20 06:00 Teleshopping Alfred The Great Young Cassidy Hot Millions The Sunshine Boys Grand Prix Where Eagles Dare Interview With The Vampire Code Name: Emerald Poltergeist Teleshopping Tarzan, The Ape Man The Main Attraction DISNEY Cinemagic 07:00 07:25 07:45 08:10 08:35 09:00 09:25 09:50 10:15 10:40 11:05 The Little Mermaid Aladdin House of Mouse Emperor’s New School Recess Lilo and Stitch Lilo and Stitch House of Mouse Tarzan Tarzan Goof Troop 11:30 11:55 12:20 12:45 13:10 13:35 14:00 14:25 14:50 15:15 15:40 16:00 16:20 16:45 17:10 17:35 18:00 19:35 20:00 21:30 21:40 22:05 22:25 22:50 23:15 23:40 23:45 00:10 00:35 Hercules Aladdin 101 Dalmatians Buzz Lightyear of Star Command The Little Mermaid Quack Pack House of Mouse Tarzan Lilo and Stitch Aladdin Hercules House of Mouse Tarzan Lilo and Stitch Emperor’s New School Recess First Kid Lilo and Stitch Honey, I Shrunk The Kids House of Mouse Tarzan Lilo and Stitch Emperor’s New School Recess Quack Pack Classic Toons Lilo and Stitch Recess House of Mouse GENERAL INTEREST BBC 3 20:00 T in The Park 21:25 Doctor Who 22:20 Doctor Who Confidential 23:00 EastEnders 23:30 T in The Park 00:30 Touch Me, I’m Karen Taylor 01:00 Family Guy 01:20 Family Guy 01:45 Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps 02:45 Touch Me, I’m Karen Taylor 03:15 Sex... with Mum and Dad BBC 4 20:00 World News Today 20:30 Wainwright’s Walks 21:00 Classic Britannia 22:00 Glastonbury 2007 23:00 Giles Wemmbley-Hogg Goes Off to Glastonbury 23:30 Music Hall Meltdown 01:00 The Avengers 01:50 Glastonbury 2007 02:50 Giles WemmbleyHogg Goes Off to Glastonbury 03:20 Classic Britannia 04:20 Wainwright’s Walks BBC prime 07:00 Boogie Beebies 07:15 Tweenies 07:35 Balamory 07:55 Big Cook Little Cook 08:15 Come Outside 08:30 Yoho Ahoy 08:35 Teletubbies Everywhere 08:45 Teletubbies Everywhere 08:55 Monty The Dog 09:00 Passport to The Sun 09:30 Staying Put 10:00 Staying Put 10:30 Passport to The Sun 11:00 Model Gardens 11:30 Shark Battlefield 12:30 Yes, Minister 13:00 My Hero 13:30 My Family 14:00 Ballykissangel 14:45 The Fear 15:00 Waking the Dead 16:00 Passport to The Sun 16:30 Homes under the Hammer 17:30 Bargain Hunt 18:00 My Hero 18:30 My Family 19:00 Spa of Embarrassing Illnesses 19:50 Marion and Geoff 20:00 Waking the Dead 21:00 Monarch of The Glen 22:00 Eddie Izzard 22:30 Manchild 23:00 Waking the Dead 00:00 Yes, Minister 00:30 Monarch of The Glen 01:30 My Hero 02:00 My Family 02:30 Mastermind 03:00 Waking the Dead 04:00 Ballykissangel 04:50 The Fear 05:00 Passport to The Sun 05:30 Balamory 05:50 Tweenies 06:10 Big Cook Little Cook 06:30 Tikkabilla BBC world 08:00 BBC News 08:30 World Business Report 08:45 Sport Today 09:00 BBC News 09:30 Talking Movies 10:00 BBC News 10:30 HARDtalk Extra 11:00 BBC News 11:30 Click 12:00 BBC News 12:30 World Business Report 12:45 Sport Today 13:00 World News Today 14:00 BBC News 14:30 World Business Report 14:45 Sport Today 15:00 BBC News 15:30 Asia Today 15:45 Sport Today 16:00 BBC News 16:30 HARDtalk Extra 17:00 BBC News 17:30 Our World 18:00 BBC News 18:30 Asia Today 19:00 BBC News 19:30 World Business Report 19:45 Sport Today 20:00 World News Today 21:00 BBC News 21:30 Nurses On The Frontline 22:00 BBC News 22:30 HARDtalk Extra 23:00 BBC News 23:15 World Business Report 23:45 Sport Today 00:00 BBC News 00:30 Asia Today 00:45 World Business Report 01:00 BBC News 01:30 HARDtalk Extra 02:00 BBC News 02:30 World Business Report 03:00 BBC News 03:30 Our World 04:00 BBC News 04:30 World Business Report 04:45 Sport Today 05:00 BBC News BRAVO 09:00 Street Crime UK 3 10:00 Dog the Bounty Hunter 11:00 Knight Rider 12:00 Walker, Texas Ranger 13:00 Street Crime UK 3 14:00 Dog the Bounty Hunter 15:00 Street Crime UK 3 16:00 Cops on Camera 17:00 Dog the Bounty Hunter 18:00 Whacked Out Sports: When Sport Goes Bad 19:00 Knight Rider 20:00 Walker, Texas Ranger 21:00 Dog the Bounty Hunter 22:00 The Unit 23:00 The Real Football Factories International 00:00 Football’s Gone Soft 01:30 Modern Toss 02:00 Afro Samurai 02:30 Assy Mcgee 02:45 Robot Chicken 03:00 The PJs 04:00 The Real Football Factories International DISNEY 07:00 Lilo and Stitch 07:25 Kim Possible 07:50 American Dragon: Jake Long 08:10 Recess 08:35 The Suite Life of Zack and Cody 09:00 That’s So Raven 09:25 Hannah Montana 09:50 Kim Possible 10:15 House of Mouse 10:30 Little Einsteins 10:55 Higglytown Heroes 11:05 Mickey Mouse Clubhouse 11:30 Lilo and Stitch 11:55 Fillmore 12:20 American Dragon: Jake Long 12:45 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Katie and Peter: The Baby Diaries 00:30 Coronation Street 01:00 Entourage 01:30 Entourage 02:00 Entourage 02:30 ITV Play 05:00 Teleshopping ITV 3 07:00 Tales of the Unexpected 07:25 Home to Roost 07:55 HeartBeat 08:55 Poirot 10:00 Ironside 11:00 The Rockford Files 12:00 Quantum Leap 13:00 Cagney and Lacey 14:00 Cribb 15:10 Film File 15:25 Home to Roost 16:00 Cagney and Lacey 17:00 The Rockford Files 18:00 Poirot 19:10 Home to Roost 19:45 Film File 20:00 Jeeves and Wooster 21:00 Pie in the Sky 22:10 The Elephant Man 00:40 Tales of the Unexpected 01:10 Tales of the Unexpected 01:40 Jeeves and Wooster 02:45 Poirot 03:50 Quantum Leap 04:35 Savage Planet 05:00 Teleshopping ITV 4 19:00 Cycling Highlights: Liege-Bastogne-Liege 19:30 Tour de France Live 21:30 The Winner 22:00 The Professionals 23:00 Mystery Men 01:15 Movies Now 01:30 Tour de France Live 03:30 The Larry Sanders Show 04:00 The Professionals 05:00 Teleshopping LIVING 07:00 Home Shopping 08:00 Divorce Court 09:00 Maury 09:55 The 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Conan Doyle’s The Lost World 16:00 Avalanche 18:00 Star Trek 19:00 Sir Arthur Conan Doyle’s The Lost World 20:00 Medical Investigation 21:00 Angel 22:00 Terminator 2: Judgment Day 00:35 Momentum SKY one 07:00 Sunrise 10:00 Crash Test Dummies 11:00 Stargate SG-1 13:00 Hex 14:00 Cold Case 15:00 24 16:00 Las Vegas 17:00 Stargate SG-1 18:00 Stargate SG-1 19:00 Malcolm in the Middle 20:00 The Simpsons 21:30 Futurama 22:00 A Town Called Eureka 23:50 Inside Spontaneous Human Combustion 00:50 Pirate Master 01:50 Star Trek: Voyager 02:50 Time Gentlemen Please UKTV gold 07:00 Neighbours 07:30 EastEnders 08:05 Yes, Minister 08:45 Last of the Summer Wine 09:25 EastEnders 10:00 The Bill 11:00 Casualty 12:00 Dallas 13:00 Charlie’s Angels 14:00 Last of the Summer Wine 14:40 The Good Life 15:20 Dinnerladies 16:00 Open All Hours 16:40 Porridge 17:20 The Thin Blue Line 18:00 Dallas 19:00 Murder, She Wrote 20:00 Extreme Makeover: Home Edition 21:00 Extreme Makeover: Home Edition 22:00 Keeping Up Appearances 22:40 Open All Hours 23:20 Euromillions 23:30 Phenomenon 01:55 The Office 02:35 Prison Break 03:25 Prison Break UKTV people 10:00 A Life of Grime 11:00 Medical Emergency 12:00 Airport 13:00 A Life of Grime 14:00 Medical Emergency 15:00 Airport 16:00 A Life of Grime 17:00 Medical Emergency 18:00 Airport 19:00 A Life of Grime 20:00 Medical Emergency 21:00 Airport 22:00 Faking It 23:00 Beyond the Badge 00:00 Family Bonds 01:00 Forensic Files UKTV style 08:00 Homes under the Hammer 09:00 Flog It! 10:00 Extreme Makeover: Home Edition 11:00 How Do I Look? 12:00 Living in the Sun 13:00 To Buy or Not to Buy 14:00 Cash in the Attic 15:00 Escape to the Country 16:00 The Wow Factor 17:00 Restored to Glory 18:00 Flog It! 19:00 Homes under the Hammer 20:00 To Buy or Not to Buy 21:00 The Wow Factor 22:00 Escape to the Country 23:00 Escape to the Country Revisited 00:00 Living in the Sun 01:00 Extreme Makeover: Home Edition 02:00 Cash in the Attic 03:00 Stylin’ Gypsies 03:30 Stylin’ Gypsies UKTV bright ideas 07:00 Perfect Properties 07:30 A House in Florida 08:00 Fly to Buy 09:00 Antiques Roadshow 10:00 Garden Rivals 10:30 Model Gardens 11:00 Ready, Steady, Cook 11:30 The Thai Way 12:00 Summer Live 13:00 Food Uncut 13:30 Garden Rivals 14:00 Antiques Roadshow 15:00 Perfect Properties 15:30 A House in Florida 16:00 Fly to Buy 17:00 Ready, Steady, Cook 17:30 The Thai Way 18:00 Antiques Roadshow UKTV drama 07:00 Howards’ Way 08:00 All Creatures Great and Small 09:00 Murder, She Wrote 10:00 Hart to Hart 11:00 Bergerac 12:00 Waiting For God 12:40 Keeping Up Appearances 13:20 Last of the Summer Wine 14:00 Dalziel and Pascoe 16:00 Hart to Hart 17:00 Bergerac 18:00 Waiting For God 18:40 Keeping Up Appearances 19:20 Last of the Summer Wine 20:00 Dalziel and Pascoe 22:00 Taggart 00:25 Murder, She Wrote 01:25 Taggart 03:40 Howards’ Way 04:30 All Creatures Great and Small 05:20 Monarch of The Glen 06:10 Juliet Bravo TELEVISION 26 July 6 - July 12 2007 Saturday 7th July 2007 BBC 1 07:00 08:00 11:00 12:30 13:00 13:15 14:00 14:30 18:20 18:30 23:30 23:50 05:05 Yesterday at Wimbledon Breakfast Saturday Kitchen Ever Wondered About Food BBC News and Weathe Ready, Steady, Cook Talented chefs battle it out against the clock, creating delicious dishes in 20 minutes. Animal Park Wimbledon 2007 BBC News Live Earth BBC News and Weather Live Earth Joins BBC News 24 Live Earth 18.30 - 23.30 & 23.50 - 05.05 Live from Wembley Stadium, Jonathan Ross, Graham Norton and Edith Bowman present coverage of Live Earth, a series of music concerts being staged across the world to raise global awareness of climate change. The evening line-up for the London concert includes performances by Madonna and the Black Eyed Peas. Also featuring interviews with the stars and highlights from the other concerts around the world. BBC 2 ITV 1 London CHANNEL 4 FIVE E4 07:00 07:30 07:50 08:00 08:25 08:45 09:20 09:30 10:00 10:30 11:00 11:25 11:55 12:20 12:45 13:00 13:30 18:20 20:55 21:05 22:05 22:30 23:30 00:30 07:00 10:25 10:40 10:55 11:25 11:55 12:10 12:40 GMTV Horrid Henry Planet Sketch Tricky TV The Giblet Boys SpongeBob Squarepants The New Worst Witch Grizzly Tales For Gruesome Kids You Can Do Magic ITV News; Weather London Today F1: Grand Prix Qualifying Tobruk London Tonight ITV News; Sports Results; Weather Harry Potter and the Philosopher’s Stone Harry Potter: Behind the Magic Sing It Back: Lyric Champion 2007 That’s What I Call Television ITV News; Weather Parkinson’s All-Time Greatest Entertainers Michael Parkinson celebrates ten individuals whose work in sport, comedy, popular music, Hollywood and the natural world has provided great entertainment value. With location filming, archive footage and interviews with people close to the featured stars. ITV Play Boot Sale Treasure Hunt Boot Sale Treasure Hunt ITV Nightscreen ITV Morning News 07:10 The Hoobs The Peep planet is absolutely covered in sand! Sand on the beach, sand in the desert, sand everywhere! But what’s it for? 07:35 The Hoobs 08:00 Goalissimo Goalissimo is the definitive weekly round-up of world football, with great goals, features, highlights and interviews from all the major leagues across the globe, including the best action from Italy, France and Holland. 09:00 The Morning Line 09:50 Big Brother’s Little Brother 10:25 Vodafone TBA 11:00 Friends 11:30 Popworld 12:20 Big Brother 13:25 Big Brother 13:55 Friends 14:30 Friends 15:00 Channel 4 Racing from Sandown Park and Haydock Park 17:00 Red Bull Air Race 17:45 Deal or No Deal Classic 18:35 The Worst Jobs in History 19:35 Channel 4 News 20:00 The 100 Greatest War Films 23:15 Blow 01:30 Vodafone TBA 02:20 The JD Set Presents 02:40 Road to V 2007 02:55 Big Brother Live 04:55 Child Chain Smoker 05:55 Countdown 06:40 The Making of Twelfth Night 07:00 07:55 08:25 08:45 09:00 09:15 09:20 07:00 08:55 09:25 10:25 10:55 15:00 15:30 18:00 18:30 19:00 19:30 20:00 21:00 21:30 22:00 23:00 23:35 Place by the Sea 17:00 A Place by the Sea 18:00 A Place by the Sea 19:00 A Place by the Sea 20:00 Jungle Hooks 20:30 Jungle Hooks 21:00 Locks and Quays 21:30 Waterworld 22:00 River Cottage Forever 22:30 River Cottage Forever 23:00 River Cottage Forever 23:30 River Cottage Forever 00:00 Miami Ink 01:00 American Hotrod 02:00 Rides 03:00 Chop Cut Rebuild How It Works 15:30 How It Works 16:00 How It Works 16:30 How It Works 17:00 How It Works 17:30 How It Works 18:00 How It Works 18:30 How It Works 19:00 How It Works 19:30 How It Works 20:00 Megastructures 21:00 Seconds From Disaster 22:00 The Iron Triangle 00:00 Top 10 Kung Fu Weapons 01:00 Samurai Sword 02:00 Hardest Fighter 15:00 Titanic: 90 Years Below 16:30 Landscape Mysteries 17:00 The First Black Britons 18:00 1916: Total War 19:00 Digging Up The Trenches 21:00 Who Burnt Rome? 22:00 Ancient Discoveries 23:00 The Bridge of No Gun Ri 00:00 The Dark Ages Teletubbies Balamory Step Inside Dogstar The Batman Dennis the Menace Chucklevision The Story of Tracy Beaker Saving Planet Earth The Slammer Beat The Boss Best of Friends The Story of Tracy Beaker Scooby-Doo Sportsround See Hear Live Earth Wimbledon 2007 The National Lottery Draws Coast Porridge The Thick of It Special Today at Wimbledon Fight Club Edward Norton and Brad Pitt star in David Fincher’s Oscar-nominated drama, the former as a bored executive, the latter as a stranger he meets on a plane who introduces him to a world of ennui-alleviating physical pain: Fight Club, a semisecret organisation where men vent their frustrations in bare knuckle fighting in dingy basements. But as Norton becomes more involved, he learns more about the shadowy organisation that plans to take on more than each other... 02:45 Mr. Majestyk 12:50 13:05 13:10 13:15 15:25 17:20 17:35 17:50 20:30 21:30 22:30 23:30 23:45 01:15 05:10 05:30 06:00 06:30 09:35 10:05 10:15 10:30 11:00 12:00 13:05 13:35 15:25 18:25 20:15 21:00 21:15 22:10 23:10 00:10 01:10 06:35 Sunrise The Milkshake! Show Mist: Sheepdog Tales Roary the Racing Car Make Way for Noddy Say It with Noddy Harry and His Bucket Full of Dinosaurs The Book of Pooh Peppa Pig Fifi and The Flowertots Jane and the Dragon Fifth Gear Motoring magazine show. In the final programme of the series, Vicki looks at the new Nissan 350Z, Tiff puts a couple of hire cars to the test, and four Hollyoaks stars take to the racing circuit. Ensuring the series ends with a bang, the presenters will crash test a limousine for the very first time. Nick Baker’s Weird Creatures High Adventure Sam Whiskey The Dunera Boys The Scalphunters Cricket on Five Five News and Sport Navy NCIS CSI: New York Law and Order Angela’s Eyes Quiz Call Wildlife SOS Big Brother Live Big Brother’s Little Brother Big Brother Big Brother Big Brother The Album Chart Show Hollyoaks Omnibus Friends Friends Big Brother’s Little Brother Scrubs Miss Match Friends Friends Big Brother Big Brother Big Brother’s Diary Room Uncut 00:40 Big Brother Live Scrubs 19.30 - 20.00 My Best Friend’s Baby’s Baby and My Baby’s Baby. Series 6, episode 2. Carla goes into labour and an excited Turk strikes up the band literally - while escorting her to the hospital, but he still feels upstaged by Elliot’s attempts to make Carla feel more comfortable. A scheme to make him look like a hero backfires and Turk is in jeopardy of missing the birth of his child. DOCUMENTARIES DISCOVERY 07:00 How It’s Made 08:00 How Do They Do It? 09:00 Mega Machines 10:00 Time Team 12:00 How It’s Made 12:30 How It’s Made 13:00 Animal Cops Detroit 14:00 Animal Cops Detroit 15:00 Deadliest Catch 16:00 Deadliest Catch 17:00 The Garage 18:00 The Garage 19:00 Time Team Special 20:00 Engineering The World Rally 21:00 The Garage 22:00 Deadliest Catch 23:00 Deadliest Catch 00:00 O’Shea’s Big Adventure 01:00 The F.B.I. Files 02:00 Dicing with Death 03:00 Forensic Detectives 04:00 Deadliest Catch 04:50 Deadliest Catch 05:40 How Do They Do It? 06:30 How It’s Made DISCOVERY real time 07:00 Just Fishing 07:30 Hooked on Fishing: Wogging Alaska 08:00 Hooked on Fishing: Highland Pike Hunt 08:30 Wet Nets: Carp Action 09:00 Wet Nets: Windrush 09:30 Mainstream with Matt Hayes: Shannon - Source 10:00 Mainstream with Matt Hayes: Shannon - Upper 10:30 Rex Hunt Fishing Adventures 11:00 Rex Hunt Fishing Adventures 11:30 Nick Hancock’s Fishing School 12:00 John Wilson’s Fishing Safari: Canada 12:30 John Wilson’s Fishing Safari 13:00 My Greek Kitchen 13:30 My Greek Kitchen 14:00 Anthony Bourdain: No Reservations 15:00 A Place by the Sea 16:00 A NATIONAL geographic 09:00 Secrets 10:00 Survival 11:00 Quest for Noah’s Flood 12:00 Roman Technology Investigated 13:00 How It Works 13:30 How It Works 14:00 How It Works 14:30 How It Works 15:00 HISTORY channel 09:00 Dynasties 10:00 Through Hell and High Water 11:00 Secret Russian Aircraft of WWII 12:00 Goering: A Career 13:00 The Royal Navy 14:00 Roman Empire In The First Century UKTV documentary 10:00 Galapagos 18:00 Horizon 20:00 Galapagos 23:00 Horizon 01:00 Galapagos 03:00 Behind Bars ANIMAL planet 07:00 Crocodile Hunter 08:00 Wildlife SOS 09:00 Monkey Business 10:00 Animal Precinct 12:00 RSPCA: On The Frontline 12:30 RSPCA: On The Frontline 13:00 Going Ape 14:00 Wildlife SOS 15:00 Crocodile Hunter 16:00 Wonder Dogs 16:30 Wonder Dogs 17:00 Amazing Animal Videos 18:00 E-Vets: The Interns 18:30 E-Vets: The Interns 19:00 Going Ape 19:30 Going Ape 20:00 Meerkat Manor 21:00 Animal Crackers 21:30 Animal Crackers 22:00 Animal Precinct 00:00 RSPCA: On The Frontline 00:30 RSPCA: On The Frontline 01:00 E-Vets: The Interns 01:30 E-Vets: The Interns 02:00 Animal Precinct 04:00 Pet Rescue 04:30 Meerkat Manor 05:20 Animal Crackers 06:10 Wonder Dogs 06:35 Wonder Dogs SPORT SKY SPORTS 1 SKY SPORTS 2 07:00 Aerobics Oz Style 07:00 Moto+ 07:30 Premier League World 07:30 Watersports World 08:00 Soccer A.M. - The Best Bits 08:30 Race World All the best bits from last 09:30 Premiership Years 1998-1999 Saturday’s show, presented 11:30 Guinness Rugby: Tri-Nations by Tim Lovejoy and Helen - Australia V South Africa Chamberlain. Australia and South Africa 09:00 Soccer A.M. - The Best Bits meet at Sydney’s Telstra 10:00 Cricket AM Stadium. The Wallabies won 11:30 International Cricket: England two of the three meetings V West Indies 3rd Odi between these sides in last 20:00 FIFA Futbol Mundial year’s campaign, including 20:30 Central Masters a 49-0 victory in Brisbane. 23:30 Copa America: Q/Finals 1&2 The first and second quarter-finals of the 14:00 Max Power 15:00 European Tour Golf: Smurfit Kappa European Open Copa America at the 19:00 Gillette World Sport Estadio Jose Pachencho 19:30 Moto+ Romero and the Estadio 20:00 Darts: Las Vegas Classic 2007 Polideportivo de Pueblo 00:00 International Cricket: England Nuevo. Finalists Argentina beat Peru at this stage in 2004. 04:30 Super League: Harlequins V Catalans V West Indies 3rd Odi 02:00 Super League: Harlequins V Catalans 03:30 International Cricket: England V West Indies 3rd Odi 06:00 FIFA Futbol Mundial 05:30 Ocean 06:30 Wild Spirits 06:00 Race World SKY SPORTS 3 07:00 Sports Unlimited 08:00 Rally World 08:30 Super League: St Helens V Leeds 10:00 Racing News 11:00 World Wrestling Entertainment Smackdown 13:00 World Wrestling Entertainment Late Night Bottom Line 14:00 FIFA Futbol Mundial 14:30 Rally World 15:00 World Wrestling Entertainment Smackdown 17:00 World Wrestling Entertainment Late Night Bottom Line 18:00 Max Power 19:00 Super League: Harlequins V Catalans 21:00 Golf Night 01:00 ECW Wrestling 02:00 World Wrestling Entertainment Late Night Smackdown 04:00 World Wrestling Entertainment Late Night Bottom Line 05:00 Max Power 06:00 Sports Unlimited EUROSPORT 08:30 All Sports: Eurosport Buzz 09:00 Equestrianism: Concours Hippique International Officiel (Chio) in Aachen, Netherlands 09:30 Equestrianism: Concours Hippique International Officiel (Chio) in Aachen, Netherlands 11:45 Cycling: Tour de France 12:15 Volleyball: World League In Mantova, Italy 13:15 International Formula Masters in Porto, Portugal 14:15 Fencing: European Championship In Ghent, Belgium 15:15 Cycling: Tour de France 16:00 Cycling: Tour de France 19:30 All Sports: Eurosport Buzz 20:00 Volleyball: European League - Final Four 21:00 Boxing: International Contest In Hollywood, USA 22:00 Cycling: Tour de France 23:00 Fight Sport: Fight Club 01:00 Beach Volley: Swatch-Fivb World Tour In Montreal, Canada ESPN classic 10:00 11:00 12:00 13:00 14:00 15:00 15:30 16:00 16:30 17:00 17:30 18:00 18:30 Top Ten: Borg V Gerulaitis Top Ten: Ivanisevic V Rafter Top Ten: Evert V Navratilova Top Ten: Federer V Sampras Top Ten: Graf V Novotna Fulham V Spurs, 02/03 Spurs V Everton, 02/03 Arsenal V Leeds, 02/03 Portsmouth V Leeds, 03/04 Charlton V Chelsea, 03/04 Spurs V Leicester, 03/04 Barry Sheen Motor Cycling: 1980 British Gp 19:00 Hinault - Merckx: Legend On Legend 19:30 Hinault - Merckx: Legend On Legend 20:00 Top Ten: Sharapova V William 21:00 Top Ten: Williams V Davenport 22:00 Crystal Palace V Blackburn, 92/93 22:30 Man Utd V Sheff Wed, 92/93 23:00 Barry Sheene 23:30 Motor Cycling: 1980 British Gp 00:00 Tyson Raw + Uncut 00:30 Tyson Raw + Uncut 01:00 Top Ten: Federer V Sampras 02:00 Top Ten: Sharapova V Williams 03:00 Top Ten: Williams V Davenport 04:00 Tyson Raw + Uncut 04:30 Tyson Raw + Uncut Harry Potter and the Philosopher’s Stone ITV 17.50 - 20.30 Big-screen adaptation of the best-selling novel by J K Rowling about an 11-year-old boy living with his cruel aunt and uncle who learns that he is the orphaned son of powerful wizards. Harry is offered a place at Hogwarts, a prestigious boarding school for wizards, where he begins piecing together the mystery of his parents’ deaths with the help of his new-found friends. TELEVISION July 6 - July 12 2007 27 Saturday 7th July 2007 FILMS SKY MOVIES sci-fi/horror 11:00 War of the Worlds 13:00 An American Werewolf In Paris 14:50 Land of the Dead 16:30 Phase IV 18:00 War of the Worlds 20:05 An American Werewolf In Paris 22:00 Land of the Dead 23:35 Hostel: The Making Of 23:55 Underworld: Evolution 01:45 Evil Dead II 03:25 Phase IV SKY MOVIES premier 11:00 11:30 12:00 12:30 13:00 15:00 17:00 19:20 21:00 Premiere Close Up Drama Close Up Family Close Up Premiere Close Up Eight Below Freedomland Rent Good Night, and Good Luck Poseidon 23:00 The Weather Man 00:45 Comedy Close Up 01:15 Mayday SKY MOVIES modern greats 07:10 09:00 11:00 13:00 14:50 17:00 19:00 21:00 23:40 01:25 03:25 05:25 On Golden Pond The Exorcist III Footloose On Golden Pond The Adventures of Baron Munchausen The Exorcist III Footloose Scent of a Woman Death Wish The Panic in Needle Park True Romance The Adventures of Baron Munchausen SKY MOVIES indie 11:00 13:00 15:00 16:40 Hidden Broken Flowers Pecker The Chorus The Weather Man 18:25 20:25 22:00 23:50 01:40 03:30 04:00 Hidden Pecker Broken Flowers Ong-bak The Chorus Classics Close Up Space Station SKY MOVIES family 07:00 Deck the Halls 08:35 Under Wraps 10:10 Mom and Dad Save The World 11:45 Librarian: Return To King Solomons Mines 13:20 The Magic Roundabout 14:45 Doctor Dolittle 3 16:25 Mom and Dad Save The World 18:00 The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie 19:35 The Magic Roundabout 21:00 Doctor Dolittle 3 22:40 Librarian: Return To King Solomons Mines 00:15 Best Man in Grass Creek 01:45 The Red Sneakers 03:40 The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie 05:15 The Adventures of Ragtime Sky Movies Premier 23.00 - 00.45 Popular Chicago TV weatherman David Spritz has a shot at the big time when “Hello America,” a national morning show, calls him for an audition. At the top of the world professionally, David is approaching disaster on a personal level as rapidly as the weather changes. His painful divorce, his dad’s illness, and trouble with his kids have David poised on the knife’s edge between stability and calamity. Trying to gain control of his situation, David slowly comes to realize that life, much like the weather, is completely unpredictable. SKY MOVIES drama 07:50 09:35 11:30 13:15 15:00 16:50 18:45 20:30 21:00 23:00 01:00 02:45 04:50 06:30 Wilder Days A Walk in the Clouds Hockey Mom Undiscovered Wilder Days A Walk in the Clouds Hockey Mom Drama Close Up Undiscovered Hustle and Flow Stay The Thing Called Love Voice From The Grave Hockey Mom SKY MOVIES comedy 08:05 Pleasantville 10:15 Elizabethtown 12:20 12:50 15:05 16:55 18:35 21:00 23:10 01:15 02:55 04:30 06:10 Comedy Close Up Wedding Crashers Love at First Bite La Cage aux Folles Pleasantville Elizabethtown Wedding Crashers La Cage aux Folles Gridlock’d Love at First Bite Mastermind War of the Worlds Sky Movies Sci fi/horror 11.00- 13.00 & 18.00 - 20.05 The extraordinary battle for the future of humankind through the eyes of one American family fighting to survive it. Ray Ferrier is a divorced dockworker and less-than-perfect father. Soon after his ex-wife and her new husband drop of his teenage son Robbie and young daughter Rachel for a rare weekend visit, a strange and powerful lightning storm touches down. SKY MOVIES classics 08:30 10:30 12:20 14:25 16:15 18:05 19:55 22:00 23:50 01:30 03:40 05:40 Pal Joey Barefoot in the Park Hellfighters I Was a Male War Bride Pal Joey Barefoot in the Park Hellfighters Touch of Evil Tales of Terror Kiss Me, Stupid Island in the Sky I Was a Male War Bride SKY MOVIES action/thriller 07:20 08:55 10:30 12:15 13:45 15:45 18:40 20:25 22:00 00:00 01:30 03:20 05:05 Force of Impact Run Young Guns II Red Eye Mr. & Mrs. Smith Alexander Young Guns II Force of Impact Mr. & Mrs. Smith Red Eye Inferno Run Force of Impact SKY MOVIES HD1 12:00 14:00 15:50 18:10 20:10 22:00 00:20 Sky High Cheaper By The Dozen 2 Lost in Space Sky High Cheaper By The Dozen 2 Lost in Space Harold and Kumar Get The Munchies 02:05 Nine Months SKY MOVIES HD2 13:00 15:00 17:00 19:10 21:00 23:00 01:00 03:00 Just Like Heaven Doom Fellini’s Casanova Just Like Heaven Poseidon The Weather Man Fellini’s Casanova The Dark FILM 4 14:00 15:45 18:15 19:55 22:00 00:10 01:55 Green for Danger The Barefoot Contessa Miss Grant Takes Richmond Made in America Lethal Weapon 2 Deathwatch Two Lane Blacktop TCM 07:30 07:50 10:00 12:00 13:50 16:00 17:45 19:35 22:00 00:10 02:30 04:10 04:30 06:00 Teleshopping The Journey Come Fly with Me Murder Ahoy Now, Voyager Marlowe Jailhouse Rock The Hill Pale Rider Pat Garrett and Billy The Kid High Sierra Teleshopping Joe The Busybody Village of the Damned DISNEY cinemagic 07:00 07:25 07:50 08:15 08:40 09:05 09:30 09:55 10:00 11:05 11:10 11:35 12:00 13:00 13:25 13:50 14:00 15:10 15:35 16:00 17:25 17:35 18:00 19:05 19:30 19:55 20:00 21:45 22:00 23:15 23:20 23:45 00:10 00:35 Classic Toons 101 Dalmatians The Little Mermaid Aladdin House of Mouse Recess Lilo and Stitch Classic Toons Movie Showdown Classic Toons Lilo and Stitch Lilo and Stitch Stitch! The Movie Lilo and Stitch Lilo and Stitch Classic Toons Tarzan II Lilo and Stitch Lilo and Stitch Lilo and Stitch Classic Toons Lilo and Stitch Lilo and Stitch 2 Lilo and Stitch Lilo and Stitch Classic Toons Pete’s Dragon Recess The Black Cauldron Classic Toons Emperor’s New School Lilo and Stitch Recess House of Mouse GENERAL INTEREST BBC 3 20:00 T in The Park 21:30 Top Gear 22:30 Little Britain 23:00 Touch Me, I’m Karen Taylor 23:30 T in The Park 01:30 The Real Hustle 02:00 The Real Hustle 02:30 Touch Me, I’m Karen Taylor 03:30 Touch Me, I’m Karen Taylor 04:00 The Real Hustle 04:30 The Real Hustle BBC 4 20:00 Voyages of Discovery 21:00 Children’s TV On Trial 22:00 When the Stranglers Met Roland Rat 23:00 The Cult of... 23:30 The Thick of It Special 00:30 Children’s TV On Trial 01:30 When the Stranglers Met Roland Rat 02:30 The Thick of It Special 03:30 Voyages of Discovery 04:30 The Cult of... BBC prime 07:35 Balamory 07:55 Big Cook Little Cook 08:15 Come Outside 08:30 Andy Pandy 08:35 Teletubbies Everywhere 08:45 Teletubbies Everywhere 08:55 Monty The Dog 09:00 Top Gear Xtra 10:00 SAS Desert - Are You Tough Enough? 11:00 EastEnders 11:30 EastEnders 12:00 Mastermind 12:30 The Weakest Link 13:15 The Weakest Link 14:00 What Not to Wear 14:30 What Not to Wear 15:00 Tony and Giorgio 15:30 Tony and Giorgio 16:00 The Life of Mammals 17:00 Wild New World 18:00 EastEnders 18:30 EastEnders 19:00 Home from Home 19:30 A Year at Kew 20:00 Cash in the Attic 20:30 The Life Laundry 21:00 New Tricks 22:30 The Robinsons 23:00 The Smoking Room 23:30 The Fast Show 00:00 EastEnders 00:30 EastEnders 01:00 New Tricks 02:30 The Robinsons 03:00 The Smoking Room 03:30 The Fast Show 04:00 Wild New World 05:00 Passport to The Sun 05:30 Balamory 05:50 Tweenies 06:10 Big Cook Little Cook 06:30 Tikkabilla BBC world 07:00 World 09:00 09:30 BBC News 07:30 Equestrian 08:00 BBC News 08:30 Click BBC News 09:15 Reporters The Happiness Formula 10:00 BBC News 10:30 Fast Track 11:00 BBC News 11:30 Egyptian Journeys 12:00 BBC News 12:30 Middle East Business Report 13:00 BBC News 13:30 This Week 14:00 BBC News 14:10 The 32nd America’s Cup Match 15:00 BBC News 15:15 Sport Today 15:30 The Record Europe 16:00 BBC News 16:10 Imagination 17:00 BBC News 17:30 The Happiness Formula 18:00 BBC News 18:30 Egyptian Journeys 19:00 BBC News 19:30 Middle East Business Report 20:00 BBC News 20:15 Sport Today 20:30 Equestrian World 21:00 BBC News 21:10 The 32nd America’s Cup Match 22:00 BBC News 22:30 Egyptian Journeys 23:00 BBC News 23:10 Imagination 00:00 BBC News 00:30 Middle East Business Report 01:00 BBC News 01:30 This Week 02:00 BBC News 02:30 The Happiness Formula 03:00 BBC News 03:10 The 32nd America’s Cup Match 04:00 BBC News 04:30 Egyptian Journeys 05:00 BBC News 05:30 This Week 06:00 BBC News 06:10 Imagination BRAVO 09:00 Cops on Camera 10:00 Whacked Out Sports: When Sport Goes Bad 11:00 Knight Rider 12:00 Walker, Texas Ranger 13:00 Cops on Camera 14:00 Dog the Bounty Hunter 15:00 Extreme... Natural Disasters 16:00 Whacked Out Sports: When Sport Goes Bad 17:00 Extreme Holiday Disasters 18:00 Cops on Camera 19:00 Knight Rider 20:00 Walker, Texas Ranger 21:00 The Unit 22:00 The Real Football Factories International 23:00 Exorcist II: The Heretic 01:30 Porn Week 02:00 Harvey Birdman 02:15 Harvey Birdman 02:30 Harvey Birdman 03:00 Porn Week 04:00 The Real Football Factories International DISNEY 07:00 Lilo and Stitch 07:25 The Buzz on Maggie 07:50 Lizzie McGuire 08:15 The Suite Life of Zack and Cody 08:40 That’s So Raven 09:05 American Dragon: Jake Long 09:30 Recess 09:55 The Replacements 10:15 The Suite Life of Zack and Cody 10:40 Cory in The House 11:00 Hannah Montana 11:25 As The Bell Rings 11:30 As The Bell Rings 11:35 That’s So Raven 12:00 Stuck In the Suburbs 13:15 Recess 13:35 Recess 14:00 American Dragon: Jake Long 14:30 High School Musical: The Concert 15:20 Hannah Montana 15:50 Cheetah Girls in Concert 16:20 Hannah Montana Live in London 17:00 Johnny Tsunami 18:25 Recess 18:50 The Replacements 19:15 Kim Possible 19:40 Fillmore 20:05 The Suite Life of Zack and Cody 20:30 Cory in The House 20:55 Lizzie McGuire 21:20 Lizzie McGuire 21:45 Phil of the Future 22:10 That’s So Raven 22:35 That’s So Raven 23:00 Recess 23:25 American Dragon: Jake Long 23:50 Kim Possible 00:15 The Proud Family 00:35 Brandy and Mr. Whiskers ITV 2 07:00 GMTV2 10:25 Emmerdale Omnibus 13:10 Coronation Street Omnibus 15:35 Holiday Showdown: Extreme 16:35 Holiday Airport 17:40 The New Adventures of Superman 18:30 America’s Got Talent 20:30 Nanny 911 21:30 Police Academy 2: Their First Assignment 23:10 Manhunter 01:30 Test Drive My Girlfriend 02:00 ITV Play 04:40 Emmerdale Omnibus ITV 3 07:00 Brideshead Revisited 08:00 McCloud 09:50 The Cosby Mysteries 10:55 Only When I Laugh 11:25 Home to Roost 11:55 Cadfael 13:30 Cadfael 15:10 Agatha Christie’s Partners in Crime 16:15 Pie in the Sky 17:20 A Murder of Quality 19:30 The Two Ronnies 20:30 Midsomer Murders 22:40 Taggart 01:30 The Vice 02:30 The Bill 04:30 History Makers Custer - The Story Of Yellow Hair ITV 4 15:45 Tour de France Live 19:00 GP2 19:30 Police, Camera, Action! 20:00 Tour de France Highlights 21:00 Used Car Roadshow 22:00 The Winner 22:30 Real Vice Cops 23:30 Barb Wire 01:30 Tour de France Highlights 02.30 Police, Camera, Action! 03:00 Saturday Night Live 04:00 The Larry Sanders Show 04:35 Wrecking Your Life 05:00 Teleshopping LIVING 07:00 Home Shopping 08:00 Mad About You 09:00 Maury 09:55 The Fix 10:00 Melrose Place 11:00 The Golden Girls 12:00 Wonder Woman 13:00 The Partridge Family 14:00 So You Think You Can Dance 16:00 The Jerry Springer Show 20:00 Britain’s Next Top Model 21:00 The X Files 22:00 Grey’s Anatomy 23:00 Most Haunted 00:00 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation 01:00 The X Files 02:00 Most Haunted 03:00 Hooking Up 03:55 The Fix 04:00 Watching Ellie 04:25 Watching Ellie 04:50 Miss Popularity 05:40 6ixth Sense with Colin Fry 06:30 Home Shopping PARAMOUNT comedy 07:00 QVC 10:00 Becker 11:00 Frasier 12:00 Becker 13:00 Frasier 14:00 Becker 15:00 Frasier 16:00 Becker 17:00 Frasier 18:00 Becker 19:00 Everybody Loves Raymond 20:00 King of Queens 21:00 Two and a Half Men 21:30 Rules of Engagement 22:00 South Park 23:05 Sabrina 01:30 Badly Dubbed Porn 02:00 South Park 03:00 Sexy Cam 03:30 Everybody Loves Raymond 04:30 Linc’s 05:00 Becker 06:00 Sir Leslie Quint A Life In Film 06:10 King of Queens SCI FI 07:00 Robot Wars 08:00 Robot Wars 09:00 Teleshopping 12:00 Dark Angel 12:55 Dark Angel 14:15 Fire 15:55 Twister 17:50 Avalanche 19:40 Stargate 22:00 Heroes 23:00 Heroes 00:00 Heroes 01:05 Universal Soldier II: Brothers in Arms 03:00 Universal Soldier III: Unfinished Business 04:50 George Lucas in Love 05:00 The Outer Limits 06:00 The Outer Limits SKY one 07:00 Star Trek: The Next Generation 08:00 PokÈmon 08:30 Yu-Gi-Oh! 09:00 Malcolm in the Middle 09:30 Malcolm in the Middle 10:00 Futurama 10:30 Malcolm in the Middle 11:00 Buffy The Vampire Slayer 12:00 Malcolm in the Middle 12:30 Malcolm in the Middle 13:00 Star Trek: The Next Generation 14:00 Star Trek: The Next Generation 15:00 Star Trek: The Next Generation 16:00 Relic Hunter 17:00 Pirate Master 18:00 Malcolm in the Middle 18:30 Malcolm in the Middle 19:00 Brainiac: Science Abuse 20:00 The Simpsons 20:30 The Simpsons 21:00 Cold Case 22:00 Bones 23:00 Bones 00:00 Bones 01:00 The Hades Factor 02:50 Relic Hunter 03:40 Death By Excess 04:30 Star Trek: The Next Generation 05:20 Star Trek: The Next Generation 06:10 World’s Craziest Videos 06:35 America’s Dumbest Criminals UKTV gold 07:00 Charlie’s Angels 08:00 Charlie’s Angels 10:00 Dallas 13:00 Keeping Up Appearances 13:40 Keeping Up Appearances 14:20 Keeping Up Appearances 15:00 Last of the Summer Wine 15:40 Last of the Summer Wine 16:20 Last of the Summer Wine 17:00 Doctor Who 18:00 The Thin Blue Line 18:40 The Thin Blue Line 19:20 The Thin Blue Line 20:00 My Family 20:40 My Family 21:20 My Family 22:00 Only Fools and Horses 23:20 Phenomenon 01:45 The Thin Blue Line 02:25 The Girl in the CafÈ 04:00 My Family 04:30 My Family 05:00 Keeping Up Appearances 05:30 Keeping Up Appearances 06:00 Keeping Up Appearances 06:30 Last of the Summer Wine UKTV people 10:00 Top Gear 11:00 Top Gear 12:00 Top Gear 13:00 Top Gear 14:00 Airport 14:30 Airport 15:00 Airport 15:30 Airport 16:00 Airport 16:30 Airport 17:00 Airport 17:30 Airport 18:00 Airport 18:30 Airport 19:00 Airport 19:30 Airport 20:00 Airport 20:30 Airport 21:00 Airport 21:30 Airport 22:00 Beyond the Badge 23:00 Beyond the Badge 00:00 Super Surgery 01:00 Shaun Ryder: The Ecstasy and the Agony 02:00 Family Bonds 02:30 Family Bonds 03:00 Beyond the Badge UKTV style 08:00 Beat the Burglar 09:00 Cash in the Attic 10:00 Fly to Buy 11:00 Living in the Sun 12:00 Escape to the Country 13:00 DIY SOS 13:30 DIY SOS 14:00 Homes under the Hammer 15:00 Homes under the Hammer 16:00 Homes under the Hammer 17:00 Homes under the Hammer 18:00 Homes under the Hammer 19:00 Extreme Makeover: Home Edition 20:00 Extreme Makeover: Home Edition 21:00 Who’ll Age Worst? 21:30 Who’ll Age Worst? 22:00 Farm of Fussy Eaters 23:00 Little Angels 23:30 Little Angels 00:00 The Clothes Show 01:00 Escape to the Country 02:00 Living in the Sun 03:00 Do or Diet 03:30 Do or Diet UKTV bright ideas 07:00 James Martin Digs Deep 07:30 Ching’s Kitchen 08:00 Heaven’s Kitchen at Large 09:00 Safari Chef with Mike Robinson 09:30 Safari Chef with Mike Robinson 10:00 House in Spain 10:30 House in Spain 11:00 Antiques Roadshow 12:00 Antiques Roadshow 13:00 James Martin Digs Deep 13:30 Ching’s Kitchen 14:00 Heaven’s Kitchen at Large 15:00 Safari Chef with Mike Robinson 15:30 Safari Chef with Mike Robinson 16:00 House in Spain 16:30 House in Spain 17:00 Antiques Roadshow 18:00 Antiques Roadshow UKTV drama 07:00 Howards’ Way 08:00 All Creatures Great and Small 09:00 Monarch of The Glen 10:00 Hart to Hart 11:00 Bergerac 12:00 Waiting For God 12:40 Keeping Up Appearances 13:20 Last of the Summer Wine 14:00 Dalziel and Pascoe 16:00 Hart to Hart 17:00 New Street Law 18:20 The Dick Emery Show 18:40 Keeping Up Appearances 19:20 Last of the Summer Wine 20:00 Murder, She Wrote 21:00 New Tricks 22:00 Sharpe 00:05 Bergerac 01:05 Sharpe 03:10 New Street Law 04:10 Howards’ Way 05:00 All Creatures Great and Small 05:50 Bergerac 06:40 The Dick Emery Show TELEVISION 28 July 6 - July 12 2007 Sunday 8th July 2007 BBC 1 07:00 08:00 10:00 11:00 12:00 13:00 14:00 14:30 19:05 19:50 20:35 21:00 22:00 23:00 23:15 00:00 00:50 02:20 03:20 03:50 04:35 05:35 Yesterday at Wimbledon Breakfast Sunday AM Heaven and Earth with Gloria Hunniford Countryfile Cash in the Attic Keeping Up Appearances Wimbledon 2007 Antiques Roadshow The Great British Village Show BBC News The Chase Drama series set around a country veterinary practice. The Chase is bursting with new life as an emergency caesarean brings forth a yapping litter of Labrador pups. A life or death situation leaves Sarah’s future hanging in the balance. Adrian, Anna and Sebastian try to put the pieces back together, but with emotions running high, are the right people left keeping the right secrets? How We Built Britain BBC News and Weather Medium The BBC One Sessions Student Seduction Holby City The Science of Superstorms The Great British Village Show How Green is Your High Street? Joins BBC News 24 BBC 2 ITV 1 London CHANNEL 4 FIVE E4 07:00 07:30 07:50 08:00 08:10 08:30 11:00 12:30 13:00 13:20 13:50 16:35 18:30 19:05 21:00 22:00 23:00 00:00 07:00 10:25 10:45 11:10 11:35 11:40 11:50 12:50 12:55 13:00 16:15 17:00 07:10 The Hoobs 07:35 The Hoobs Everyone knows that Hoobs hate getting wet. But what if they didn’t? And if they didn’t, could they live underwater like a fish? 08:00 Transworld Sport 08:50 Freesports on 4: O’neill Highland Open 09:20 Triathlon: Blenheim 09:50 Popworld 10:45 Hollyoaks Omnibus 13:15 Friends 13:45 Big Brother’s Little Brother 14:50 Big Brother’s Diary Room Uncut 15:50 Smallville 16:50 The Simpsons 17:20 The Simpsons 17:50 Supernanny 18:45 Come Dine with Me 20:00 Channel 4 News 20:15 Deal or No Deal 21:00 Big Brother: On The Couch 22:00 Big Brother 23:00 Cabin Fever 00:45 Urban Legend 02:40 Party Poker.Com Premier League Poker 03:40 Big Brother’s Diary Room Uncut 04:40 Big Brother Live 05:55 Countdown 06:40 The Making of Twelfth Night 07:00 07:10 07:20 07:25 07:40 07:45 07:00 07:45 15:55 17:00 17:30 18:00 19:00 19:55 16:00 The War Lover 18:00 King Arthur 19:00 Death of The Sun 20:00 Super Snake 21:00 Megastructures 22:00 The Real Con Air 23:00 FBI Undercover 00:00 US Swat 01:00 Medics 01:30 Medics 02:00 The Real Con Air Greatest Air Battles 00:00 Luftwaffe 46 01:00 Secret Luftwaffe of World War II 02:00 Secret Allied Aircraft of World War II Teletubbies Balamory Step Inside Batfink Legend of the Dragon Smile Something for the Weekend Bill’s Food The Sky at Night Animal Park Star! EastEnders Songs of Praise Wimbledon 2007 Coast Rome Today at Wimbledon Graham Norton Uncut Graham Norton presents a show focusing on people, trends, stories and the aspects of celebrity culture that interest him most, featuring trademark Norton comedy monologues, celebrity chat, eccentric stories and characters, and home-grown weirdness from the great British viewing public. Graham’s guests are Tyne Daly and Sharon Gless, stars of iconic 80s TV cop show Cagney and Lacey, and singer Natalie Imbruglia. 00:45 Bronco Billy 02:35 The Spiral Staircase 17:20 18:20 19:00 19:25 19:40 20:00 20:30 21:00 22:00 23:00 23:30 23:45 00:55 01:55 02:15 03:15 04:45 05:40 06:30 GMTV Art Attack Prove It! Atomic Betty Jim Jam and Sunny Jim Jam and SunnY Tour De France ITV News; Weather London Today F1: Grand Prix Live Tour De France Planet’s Funniest Animals Humorous video clips of pets and other animals in unusual situations. Dream Homes The Unforgettable John Le Mesurier The Way We Were London Tonight ITV News; Weather Emmerdale Coronation Street HeartBeat The Commander News Knight with Sir Trevor McDonald ITV News; Weather The South Bank Show F1: Grand Prix Highlights Motorsport UK It’s My Life Agnes Browne The Jeremy Kyle Show ITV Nightscreen ITV Morning News 07:55 08:25 08:40 08:55 09:05 09:10 09:30 10:00 10:05 10:15 10:30 11:00 12:00 13:00 13:35 13:45 15:15 17:05 18:55 19:15 20:05 20:30 20:55 21:00 23:10 00:10 01:10 01:40 05:10 06:00 Thomas and Friends Little Princess Mio Mao Franny’s Feet Peppa Pig Harry and His Bucket Full of Dinosaurs The Milkshake! Show Mist: Sheepdog Tales Roary the Racing Car Make Way for Noddy Say It with Noddy Harry and His Bucket Full of Dinosaurs The Book of Pooh Funky Town Peppa Pig Fifi and The Flowertots Jane and the Dragon How to be a Property Developer The Hotel Inspector Hidden Treasure Houses five News Update Columbo: Lady In Waiting Popeye Father Hood Five News and Sport Everybody Hates Chris Joey Joey Video Exclusive Driven Vanished Killer Instinct Arrest and Trial Major League Baseball Now is the Time: Night of Combat - Kick Boxing Major League Soccer 20:55 21:30 22:00 23:00 00:00 Popworld Big Brother Live Big Brother’s Little Brother Friends Friends One Tree Hill What About Brian Big Brother’s Diary Room Uncut Friends Friends Brothers and Sisters Big Brother’s Diary Room Uncut Big Brother Live Friends 20.55 - 21.30 Chandler continues his ‘I hate marriage’ facade as Richard tells Monica that he wants to marry her. Rachel and Phoebe reflect on their miserable love lives and start arguing over Ross and Joey as their marriage ‘back ups’. Monica tells Joey that Richard has proposed, but only after Joey has reinforced to her that Chandler hates marriage. Chandler desperately begins hunting for a confused Monica, but is he too late and who will propose to who? DOCUMENTARIES DISCOVERY 07:00 How It’s Made 08:00 How Do They Do It? 09:00 Mega Machines 10:00 Time Team Special 11:00 Quest for the Lost Pharaoh 12:00 Riddle of The Sphinx 13:00 Hitler’s Gold 14:00 Unsolved History 15:00 Edward and Mary: Edward The Sixth 16:00 The F.B.I. Files 18:00 The F.B.I. Files 20:00 The F.B.I. Files 21:00 Rogue Predators 22:00 World’s Toughest Jobs 23:00 Single Shot, Second Chance 00:00 Risk Takers 01:00 Killer Crocs of Costa Rica 02:00 Dicing with Death 03:00 Forensic Detectives 04:00 Single Shot, Second Chance 04:50 World’s Toughest Jobs 05:40 How Do They Do It? 06:30 How It’s Made DISCOVERY real time 07:00 Just Fishing 07:30 Hooked on Fishing: Seychelles Offshore 08:00 Hooked on Fishing: Winter Still Water 08:30 Wet Nets: Zander 09:00 Wet Nets: Fly Upper Severn 09:30 Mainstream with Matt Hayes: Shannon - Mid 10:00 Mainstream with Matt Hayes: The River Shannon - Lower 10:30 Rex Hunt Fishing Adventures 11:00 Rex Hunt Fishing Adventures 11:30 Nick Hancock’s Fishing School 12:00 Passion For Angling 13:00 Locks and Quays 13:30 Locks and Quays 14:00 Waterworld 14:30 Waterworld 15:00 Natural Born Dealers 16:00 Natural Born Dealers 17:00 Natural Born Dealers 18:00 Natural Born Dealers 19:00 Little People, Big World 19:30 Little People, Big World 20:00 Meet Mr Mum 21:00 My Shocking Story 22:00 Miami Ink 23:00 Little People, Big World 23:30 Little People, Big World 00:00 My Shocking Story 01:00 Meet Mr Mum 02:00 My Shocking Story 03:00 Little People, Big World 03:30 Little People, Big World 04:00 Miami Ink 04:50 Rex Hunt Fishing Adventures NATIONAL geographic 09:00 Dogfight Over Guadalcanal 10:00 Dogfight Over Mig Alley 11:00 Dambusters 12:00 War Secrets - Italy’s Forgotten Invasion 13:00 Megastructures 14:00 How It Works 14:30 How It Works 15:00 Seconds From Disaster HISTORY 09:00 Secret Superpower Fighters 10:00 Secret Superpower Bombers 11:00 Secret Superpower Spy Planes 12:00 Quest For Vertical Takeoff 13:00 Dogfights 14:00 Dogfights 15:00 Dogfights 16:00 Spitfire: The Birth Of A Legend 17:00 Secret Allied Aircraft of World War II 18:00 Dogfights 19:00 Dogfights 20:00 Dogfights 21:00 The Last of The Few 22:00 Dogfights: The UK documentary 10:00 Horizon 11:00 Dragons Alive 14:00 Natural World 15:00 Dragons Alive 18:00 Natural World 19:00 Dragons Alive 22:00 Natural World 23:00 Dragons Alive 02:00 Natural World ANIMAL planet 07:00 The Snake Buster 07:30 The Snake Buster 08:00 Pet Rescue 08:30 The Snake Buster 09:00 Going Ape 09:30 Going Ape 10:00 Animal Pre- cinct 12:00 E-Vets: The Interns 12:30 E-Vets: The Interns 13:00 Monkey Business 13:30 Monkey Business 14:00 Pet Rescue 14:30 Pet Rescue 15:00 The Snake Buster 15:30 The Snake Buster 16:00 Dog Listener 16:30 Dog Listener 17:00 Animal Crackers 17:30 Animal Crackers 18:00 RSPCA: On The Frontline 18:30 RSPCA: On The Frontline 19:00 Monkey Business 19:30 Monkey Business 20:00 King Koala 21:00 Big Cat Track 22:00 Return of The Prime Predators 23:00 Sex Under The Sea 00:00 Animal Cops Phoenix 01:00 Animal Cops Phoenix 02:00 King Koala 03:00 Big Cat Track 04:00 Pet Rescue 04:30 Return of The Prime Predators 05:20 Sex Under The Sea 06:10 Dog Listener 06:35 Dog Listener SPORT SKY SPORTS 1 07:00 Aerobics Oz Style 07:30 Super League: Harlequins V Catalans 09:00 Copa America: Q/Finals 1&2 11:00 Cricket Writers on TV: Cricket Writers on T.V 2007 Paul Allott is joined by three cricket journalists to discuss the cricket stories making the papers and the latest news on and off the field. 12:00 Copa America: Q/Finals 1&2 14:00 European Tour Golf: Smurfit Kappa European Open Day 4 of the Smurfit Kappa European Open at Ireland’s K Club. England’s Anthony Wall tied in second place last year and Simon Khan, Graeme Storm and Lee Westwood all finished on 6 under-par. 19:00 Darts: Las Vegas Classic 2007 Semi-Finals And Final 00:00 World Wrestling Entertainment Late Night Afterburn 01:00 World Wrestling Entertainment Heat 02:00 Gillette World Sport 02:30 Motor Racing SKY SPORTS 2 07:00 Masters Football: Central Masters Nottingham Forest, Derby, Stoke City and Notts County compete in the Central Masters at the National Ice Centre. The winner progresses to the Grand Final in September. 10:00 Premiership Years 1999-2000 Georgie Thompson presents the best action from the Premiership season 19992000. Alex Ferguson’s Red Devils were, as ever, the team everybody feared. 12:00 Cricket: County Championship - Lancashire V Yorkshire Day 1 of the County Championship war of the roses between Lancashire and Yorkshire at Old Trafford. Yorkshire have won the title an incredible 30 times while Lancashire are 7-times champions. 19:30 Copa America: Q/Finals 1&2 21:30 Live Copa America Football 02:30 Moto+ SKY SPORTS 3 07:00 Watersports World 08:00 Guinness Rugby: Tri-Nations - Australia V South Africa 10:00 World Wrestling Entertainment Late Night Afterburn 11:00 World Wrestling Entertainment Heat 12:00 Wild Spirits The show that focuses on the world of extreme sports: the fast-moving buzz of whitewater rafting and snowboarding contrasts with the calmer art of rock climbing. 12:30 Racing News Take advantage of top tips from the definitive guide to today’s racing programme. 13:00 Polo: Queens Cup 14:00 Masters Football: Central Masters 17:00 Copa America: Q/Finals 1&2 19:00 World Wrestling Entertainment Experience 20:00 Wild Spirits 20:30 Gillette World Sport 21:00 Golf Night 01:00 Polo: Queens Cup 02:00 Watersports World EUROSPORT 08:30 Beach Volley: Swatch-Fivb World Tour In Montreal, Canada 09:30 FIA World Touring Car Championship 09:45 GP2 11:00 Cycling: Tour de France 11:15 Cycling: Tour de France 17:00 FIA World Touring Car Championship 18:15 Volleyball: European League - Final Four 20:00 Sumo: Natsu Basho In Tokyo, Japan 21:00 Beach Volley: Swatch-Fivb World Tour In Montreal, Canada This is the eighth year that Beach Volley fans enjoy the SWATCH-FIVB World Tour. The 2007 World Tour comprises 37 events in 4 continents, made up of 18 women’s and 19 men’s events, including 4 Grand Slams with a total prize pool of US $8,750,000. 22:00 Cycling: Tour de France 23:00 Motorsports 23:30 Boxing: International Contest In Maribor, Slovenia 01:00 Beach Volley: Swatch-Fivb World Tour In Montreal, Canada ESPN classic 07:00 08:00 09:00 10:00 11:00 12:00 13:00 14:00 15:00 15:30 16:00 16:30 17:00 17:30 18:00 Wimbledon’s Greatest Years Wimbledon’s Greatest Years Wimbledon’s Greatest Years Top Ten: Sampras V Agassi Top Ten: Sharapova V Williams Top Ten: Agassi V Ivanisevic Top Ten: Borg V Mcenroe Top Ten: Williams V Davenport Blackburn V Norwich, 92/93 Oldham V Southampton, 92/93 Crystal Palace V Blackburn, 92/93 Barry Sheene Motor Cycling: 1980 British Gp Hinault - Merckx: Legend On Legend Hinault - Merckx: Legend On Legend 18:30 Hinault - Merckx: Legend On Legend 19:00 Roger Federer - Replay 20:00 Top Ten: Federer V Sampras 21:00 Top Ten: Borg V Gerulaitis 22:00 Hinault - Merckx: Legend On Legend 22:30 Hinault - Merckx: Legend On Legend 23:00 Hinault - Merckx: Legend On Legend 23:30 Sporting Greats: Sally Gunnell 00:00 Tyson Raw + Uncut 00:30 Tyson Raw + Uncut 01:00 Top Ten: Ivanisevic V Rafter 02:00 Top Ten: Federer V Sampras 03:00 Top Ten: Borg V Gerulaitis 04:00 Tyson Raw + Uncut 04:30 Tyson Raw + Uncut 05:00 Chelsea V Spurs, 93/94 05:30 Man City V Man Utd, 93/94 Cabin Fever Channel 4 23.00 - 00.45 As a last hurrah after college, friends Jeff, Karen, Paul, Marcy and Bert embark on a vacation deep into the mountains. They drive to a remote cabin to enjoy their last days of decadence before entering the working world. Then somebody gets sick. Karen’s skin starts to bubble and burn as something grows inside her, tunneling beneath her flesh. The group is so repulsed, shocked and sickened watching their friend deteriorate before their eyes; they lock her in a shed to avoid infection. As they debate about how to save her, they look at one another and realize that any one of them could also have it. What soon began as a struggle against the disease turns into a battle against friends, as the fear of contagion drives them to turn on each other. TELEVISION July 6 - July 12 2007 29 Sunday 8th July 2007 FILMS SKY MOVIES sci-fi/horror 11:00 13:00 14:30 16:40 18:30 20:00 22:00 00:20 02:10 Race With the Devil Darkness Silent Hill The Hand Race With the Devil The Arrival Silent Hill Darkness The Arrival SKY MOVIES premier 11:30 12:00 12:30 13:00 15:00 17:00 19:20 21:00 23:00 00:45 01:15 Family Close Up Comedy Close Up Premiere Close Up Eight Below Freedomland Rent Good Night, and Good Luck Poseidon The Weather Man Comedy Close Up Mayday SKY MOVIES modern greats 07:40 The Offence 09:40 Pretty in Pink 11:30 13:20 15:20 17:20 19:10 21:00 22:45 02:05 04:05 06:30 Manhattan Ferris Bueller’s Day Off The Offence Manhattan Pretty in Pink Ferris Bueller’s Day Off The Godfather Part II To Live and Die in L.A. Year of The Dragon The Offence SKY MOVIES indie 11:00 13:00 15:25 17:25 19:15 19:35 22:00 00:00 01:50 03:25 The Consequences of Love Cyrano De Bergerac Kinsey The Consequences of Love Lai See Cyrano De Bergerac Kinsey Asylum Mean Creek Boxcar Bertha SKY MOVIES family 07:00 Bigfoot: The Unforgettable Encounter 08:30 Daniel and the Superdogs 10:20 Booky Makes Her Mark Rent 11:55 13:25 13:40 15:20 16:55 19:05 19:35 21:00 22:40 00:50 02:25 04:05 05:50 Lenny The Wonder Dog Shrek The Third Special Princess Caraboo Suzanne’s Diary for Nicholas Oliver Twist Family Close Up Lenny The Wonder Dog Princess Caraboo Oliver Twist Suzanne’s Diary for Nicholas Rain Blizzard Me and the Kid SKY MOVIES drama 08:05 09:40 11:20 13:35 15:25 17:05 17:35 19:10 21:00 23:20 01:05 03:10 04:50 06:30 Going for Broke A Good Woman Evita Medicine Man Going for Broke Drama Close Up A Good Woman Medicine Man Evita The Tie That Binds A Cry in The Dark A Good Woman Breaking The Surface The End of Eden SKY MOVIES comedy Sky Movies Premier 17.00 - 19.20 In New York’s East Village, a group of bohemians struggle to express themselves through their art and strive for success and acceptance while enduring the obstacles of poverty, illness and the AIDS epidemic. Roger is an aspiring songwriter who has emotionally shut down after his girlfriend’s suicide. Despite his attraction, he is reluctant to start a new romance with his downstairs neighbour Mimi Marquez, an exotic dancer struggling with “baggage of her own.” Roger’s roommate Mark is a filmmaker trying to balance art and commerce. His girlfriend Maureen, a selfindulgent performance artist, recently left him for a lawyer named Joanne. Also part of this close-knit circle is Tom Collins, a professor of philosophy who, after being mugged, is rescued by his soul mate, a high-spirited street drummer, Angel Shunard. Benny, who alienated his friends after he married their landlord’s daughter, has reneged on his promise to provide rent-free artist space to his bohemian friends. Once a close friend, he is now viewed as the enemy, threatening them with eviction. 07:40 09:30 11:30 13:30 15:25 17:25 19:10 21:00 22:45 00:45 02:35 04:15 06:00 Meatballs She’s Having a Baby The Air Up There Picture Perfect He Said, She Said A Touch of Larceny The Air Up There Picture Perfect He Said, She Said She’s Having a Baby Meatballs My Fellow Americans A Touch of Larceny SKY MOVIES classics 07:35 The Conqueror 09:35 Clambake 11:35 13:20 15:40 17:40 18:10 20:10 22:00 23:55 02:25 04:45 06:20 D.O.A. All About Eve The Conqueror Classics Close Up Clambake D.O.A. Seconds The Killing of Sister George All About Eve The Comedy of Terrors D.O.A. SKY MOVIES action/thriller 07:20 09:30 11:40 13:50 15:50 18:00 20:10 22:00 23:50 01:50 03:20 05:15 Revolver Sahara The Saint Volcano Revolver Sahara The Ipcress File Volcano Kiss The Girls Young and Forbidden Turbulence II: Fear Of Flying The Ipcress File SKY MOVIES HD1 12:00 14:10 16:10 18:00 20:10 22:00 00:10 02:20 Mrs. Doubtfire Herbie: Fully Loaded Fat Albert Mrs. Doubtfire Herbie: Fully Loaded Taps The Brothers Grimm Fat Albert SKY MOVIES HD2 13:00 15:00 17:15 19:00 21:00 23:25 01:15 03:25 The Family Stone Breakfast on Pluto Cry_Wolf The Family Stone Memoirs of a Geisha The Hills Have Eyes Breakfast on Pluto Cry_Wolf Fat Albert Sky Movies HD1 16.10 - 18.00 Live-action version of the Saturday morning television cartoon (1972-85) following the misadventures of a group of adolescent boys growing up in a Philadelphia neighborhood, focusing on an obese boy named Albert and his friends Rudy, Mushmouth, Bill, Dumb Donald, Russell, and Weird Harold. Fat Albert pulls his pals into trouble when they “fall” out of their TV world into the real world, where Fat Albert tries to help a young girl, Doris, make friends. However, the simple life of the group is interrupted when Fat Albert falls for Doris’ older sister, Lauri, sparking his friends to worry that their leader may never want to return to his cartoon world. FILM 4 14:00 15:45 18:00 20:15 22:00 23:35 01:35 On Moonlight Bay Great Expectations The Battle of The River Plate Cheaper by the Dozen Get Over It Monster! The Newton Boys TCM 07:20 07:40 10:00 12:00 14:15 16:00 18:05 22:00 00:05 02:35 04:15 04:35 Teleshopping Green Dolphin Street Travels With My Aunt The Teahouse of The August Moon Elvis On Tour The Philadelphia Story Ben-Hur Body Heat All The President’s Men Angels with Dirty Faces Teleshopping Bonnie Scotland DISNEY cinemagic 07:00 Classic Toons 07:25 101 Dalmatians 07:50 08:15 08:40 09:05 09:30 09:55 10:00 11:15 11:40 12:00 13:10 13:35 14:00 15:30 15:35 16:00 17:10 17:35 18:00 19:30 19:55 20:00 21:30 21:40 22:00 23:20 23:45 00:10 00:35 The Little Mermaid Aladdin House of Mouse Recess Lilo and Stitch Classic Toons Mulan II Lilo and Stitch Lilo and Stitch Leroy and Stitch Lilo and Stitch Lilo and Stitch The Shaggy Dog Classic Toons Lilo and Stitch Disney’s Ducktales the Movie Lilo and Stitch Lilo and Stitch Leroy and Stitch Lilo and Stitch Classic Toons Rocket Man Classic Toons Lilo and Stitch Mulan II Emperor’s New School Lilo and Stitch Recess House of Mouse GENERAL INTEREST BBC 3 20:00 T in The Park 21:00 Last Man Standing 22:00 Little Britain 22:30 Touch Me, I’m Karen Taylor 23:00 T in The Park 00:30 Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps 01:30 Last Man Standing 02:25 Touch Me, I’m Karen Taylor 02:55 The Great British Booze Awards 03:30 Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps BBC 4 20:00 Classic Britannia 21:10 Jerusalem: An Anthem For England 22:00 Women’s Institute 23:00 Britain in Pictures 23:30 Crisis at the Castle 00:30 Women’s Institute 01:30 Britain in Pictures 02:00 Crisis at the Castle 03:00 Classic Britannia BBC prime 07:00 Boogie Beebies 07:15 Tweenies 07:35 Balamory 07:55 Big Cook Little Cook 08:15 Come Outside 08:30 Andy Pandy 08:35 Teletubbies Everywhere 08:45 Teletubbies Everywhere 08:55 Monty The Dog 09:00 Dad’s Army 09:30 Animal Camera 10:00 I’ll Show Them Who’s Boss 10:40 Radical Highs 11:00 EastEnders 11:30 EastEnders 12:00 The Life of Mammals 13:00 Wild New World 14:00 Popcorn 15:00 Great Romances of the 20th Century 15:30 Great Romances of the 20th Century 16:00 Home from Home 16:30 A Year at Kew 17:00 Cash in the Attic 17:30 The Life Laundry 18:00 EastEnders 18:30 EastEnders 19:00 Days That Shook the World 20:00 Himalaya with Michael Palin 21:00 Ray Mears: Bushcraft 22:00 A Picture of Africa 22:30 Body Hits 23:00 Secrets of Lost Empires 00:00 EastEnders 00:30 EastEnders 01:00 Days That Shook the World 02:00 Himalaya with Michael Palin 03:00 Secrets of Lost Empires 04:00 Ray Mears: Bushcraft 05:00 Passport to The Sun 05:30 Balamory 05:50 Tweenies 06:10 Big Cook Little Cook 06:30 Tikkabilla BBC world 07:00 BBC News 07:30 Reporters 08:00 BBC News 08:30 Fast Track 09:00 BBC News 09:10 The 32nd America’s Cup Match 10:00 BBC News 10:30 The Record Europe 11:00 BBC News 11:10 Imagination 12:00 BBC News 12:30 This Week 13:00 BBC News 13:30 Equestrian World 14:00 BBC News 14:30 The Happiness Formula 15:00 BBC News 15:15 Sport Today 15:30 Egyptian Journeys 16:00 BBC News 16:05 Have Your Say 17:00 BBC News 17:30 Dateline London 18:00 BBC News 18:30 Reporters 19:00 BBC News 19:10 The 32nd America’s Cup Match 20:00 BBC News 20:15 Sport Today 20:30 Have Your Say 21:00 BBC News 21:30 The Happiness Formula 22:00 BBC News 22:30 Equestrian World 23:00 BBC News 23:30 Dateline London 00:00 BBC News 00:30 Reporters 01:00 BBC News 01:30 Have Your Say 02:00 BBC News 02:30 Dateline London 03:00 BBC News 03:10 Imagination 04:00 BBC News 04:30 Equestrian World 05:00 BBC News 05:30 HARDtalk 06:00 BBC News 06:30 World Business Reporta BRAVO 09:00 Cops on Camera 10:00 Whacked Out Sports: When Sport Goes Bad 11:00 Knight Rider 12:00 Gamer’s Guide to... 12:30 Gamer TV 13:00 Cops on Camera 14:00 Extreme Holiday Disasters 15:00 The Unit 16:00 Whacked Out Sports: When Sport Goes Bad 17:00 Dog the Bounty Hunter 18:00 Cops on Camera 19:00 Knight Rider 20:00 Dog the Bounty Hunter 21:00 Countdown to UFC 73: Stacked 01:00 Debbie Does Dallas Again 02:15 Stroker and Hoop 03:15 Debbie Does Dallas Again 04:15 Harvey Birdman 04:30 Stroker and Hoop DISNEY 07:00 Lilo and Stitch 07:25 The Buzz on Maggie 07:50 Lizzie McGuire 08:15 The Suite Life of Zack and Cody 08:40 That’s So Raven 09:05 American Dragon: Jake Long 09:30 Recess 09:55 The Replacements 10:15 The Suite Life of Zack and Cody 10:40 Cory in The House 11:00 Hannah Montana 11:25 As The Bell Rings 11:30 As The Bell Rings 11:35 That’s So Raven 12:00 You Wish! 13:25 Recess 13:35 Recess 14:00 American Dragon: Jake Long 14:25 The Replacements 14:50 The Suite Life of Zack and Cody 15:15 Lizzie McGuire 15:35 Cory in The House 16:00 Hannah Montana 16:25 As The Bell Rings 16:30 As The Bell Rings 16:35 That’s So Raven 17:00 Kim Possible: So The Drama 18:05 Recess 18:25 Recess 18:50 The Replacements 19:15 Kim Possible 19:40 Fillmore 20:05 The Suite Life of Zack and Cody 20:30 Cory in The House 20:55 Lizzie McGuire 21:20 Lizzie McGuire 21:45 Phil of the Future 22:10 That’s So Raven 22:35 That’s So Raven 23:00 Recess 23:25 American Dragon: Jake Long 23:50 Kim Possible 00:15 The Proud Family 00:35 Brandy and Mr. Whiskers ITV 2 07:00 GMTV2 10:25 Movies Now 10:35 Planet’s Funniest Animals 11:00 The New Adventures of Superman 13:00 Emmerdale Omnibus 15:50 Police Academy 2: Their First Assignment 17:35 Coronation Street Omnibus 20:00 America’s Got Talent 22:00 Katie and Peter: The Baby Diaries 23:00 Manhunter 01:20 Coronation Street 01:50 Katie and Peter: The Baby Diaries 02:50 Trinny and Susannah Undress 03:50 America’s Got Talent ITV 3 07:00 Ulysees S Grant 08:00 Upstairs, Downstairs 09:00 Agatha Christie’s Partners in Crime 10:10 Mapp and Lucia 11:15 The Two Ronnies 12:20 My Uncle Silas 12:50 Robin of Sherwood 13:55 The Memoirs of Sherlock Holmes 16:10 Kavanagh Q.C. 17:50 Robin of Sherwood 19:00 The Two Ronnies 20:00 The Magnificent Seven 21:00 Best of Talk... 22:00 Dead Man’s Walk 23:50 The Big Easy 00:50 The Magnificent Seven 01:50 Dead Man’s Walk 03:30 Ulysees S Grant 04:35 Emmerdale Omnibus ITV 4 11:30 Tour de France Live 17:00 Police, Camera, Action! 17:30 Police, Camera, Action! 18:30 GP2 19:00 World Rally Championship 20:00 Tour de France Highlights 21:00 Breaking the Magician’s Code 3 22:00 Bad Lads’ Army 23:00 Britain in Pictures 23:30 Crisis at the Castle 00:30 Women’s Institute 01:30 Britain in Pictures LIVING 07:00 Home Shopping 08:00 Mad About You 09:00 Maury 09:55 The Fix 10:00 Melrose Place 11:00 The Golden Girls 12:00 Wonder Woman 13:00 The Partridge Family 14:00 Britain’s Next Top Model 15:00 Extreme: Skinny Celebrities 3 16:00 Roxanne 18:05 Will and Grace 19:00 The Bad Girls Club 19:30 Tori and Dean: Inn Love 20:00 Exposed 21:00 The Real Housewives of Orange County 22:00 CSI: Miami 23:00 Criminal Minds 00:00 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation 01:00 Most Haunted 02:00 The Real Housewives of Orange County 03:00 Hooking Up 03:55 The Fix 04:00 Watching Ellie 04:50 Miss Popularity 05:40 The Jerry Springer Show PARAMOUNT comedy 07:00 QVC 10:00 Becker 11:00 Frasier 12:00 Becker 13:00 Frasier 14:00 Becker 15:00 Frasier 16:00 Becker 17:00 Frasier 18:00 Becker 19:00 Frasier 20:00 Becker 21:00 Frasier 22:00 South Park 23:00 Harry Hill in Hooves 00:35 Badly Dubbed Porn 01:05 Naked and Funny 01:35 Sexy Cam 02:05 South Park 03:05 The Wonder Years 04:30 Linc’s 05:00 South Park 06:00 Sir Leslie Quint A Life In Film 06:10 The Wonder Years SCI FI 07:00 Robot Wars 08:00 Robot Wars 09:00 Teleshopping 12:00 Star Trek 13:05 Star Trek 14:10 Star Trek 15:10 Psychic Detectives 15:40 Volcano 17:15 Stargate 19:40 The Deep 22:00 Medium 23:00 Heroes 23:50 Threshold 00:50 Threshold 01:50 Mimic 2 03:25 Ghoulies IV SKY ONE 08:00 PokÈmon 08:30 Yu-Gi-Oh! 09:00 Max Magic 10:00 Little Monsters 11:00 Buffy The Vampire Slayer 12:00 World Wrestling Entertainment Experience 13:00 Robot Wars 14:00 Star Trek: The Next Generation 16:00 Futurama 16:10 A Town Called Eureka 18:00 Malcolm in the Middle 19:00 The Simpsons 20:00 The Simpsons 21:00 The Simpsons 22:00 Batman 00:25 Road Wars 01:25 Vic Reeves Investigates... 02:25 Deadwood 03:35 Road Wars 04:30 Inside Spontaneous Human Combustion UKTV gold 07:00 Close Up 07:10 Close Up 07:20 Charlie’s Angels 08:20 Dallas 11:20 Doctor Who 12:20 The Thin Blue Line 13:00 The Vicar of Dibley 14:35 The Vicar of Dibley 16:25 The Vicar of Dibley 17:20 The Vicar of Dibley 18:00 Planet Earth 19:05 The Blue Planet 20:10 The Vicar of Dibley 21:05 The Vicar of Dibley 22:00 Dalziel and Pascoe 00:20 Black-Adder The Third 01:00 BlackAdder The Third 01:40 Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps 02:20 Dalziel and Pascoe 04:30 Black-Adder The Third 04:55 Planet Earth UKTV people 10:00 The Best of Top Gear 11:00 The Best of Top Gear 12:00 The Best of Top Gear 13:00 Top Gear 14:00 Faking It 15:00 Faking It 16:00 Faking It 17:00 Faking It 18:00 Faking It 19:00 Faking It 20:00 Faking It 21:00 Faking It 22:00 Faking It 23:00 Faking It 00:00 The Real Wife Swap 01:00 Forensic Files 01:30 Forensic Files 02:00 Forensic Files 02:30 Forensic Files UKTV style 08:00 Beat the Burglar 09:00 Cash in the Attic 09:30 Cash in the Attic 10:00 Fly to Buy 11:00 Living in the Sun 12:00 Escape to the Country 13:00 DIY SOS 13:30 DIY SOS 14:00 Flog It! 15:00 Car Booty 16:00 Bargain Hunt 17:00 Flog It! 18:00 Extreme Makeover: Home Edition 19:00 The Clothes Show 20:00 First Dance 20:30 First Dance 21:00 What Not to Wear 22:00 Farm of Fussy Eaters 23:00 DIY SOS 23:30 DIY SOS 00:00 Escape to the Country 01:00 Living in the Sun 02:00 Fly to Buy 03:00 Do or Diet 03:30 Do or Diet UKTV bright ideas 07:00 James Martin Digs Deep 07:30 Ching’s Kitchen 08:00 Heaven’s Kitchen at Large 09:00 Safari Chef with Mike Robinson 10:00 House in Spain 11:00 Antiques Roadshow 13:00 James Martin Digs Deep 13:30 Ching’s Kitchen 14:00 Heaven’s Kitchen at Large 15:00 Safari Chef with Mike Robinson 16:00 House in Spain 16:30 House in Spain 17:00 Antiques Roadshow UKTV drama 07:00 Howards’ Way 08:00 All Creatures Great and Small 09:00 Monarch of The Glen 10:00 Hart to Hart 11:00 Bergerac 12:00 Waiting For God 12:40 Keeping Up Appearances 13:20 Last of the Summer Wine 14:00 Hetty Wainthropp Investigates 16:00 Hart to Hart 17:00 The Dick Emery Show 17:20 Waiting For God 18:00 Waiting For God 18:40 Keeping Up Appearances 19:20 Last of the Summer Wine 20:00 New Tricks 21:00 The Inspector Lynley Mysteries 22:00 The Black Candle 00:30 Bergerac 01:35 The Black Candle 03:55 Howards’ Way 04:45 All Creatures Great and Small 05:35 Bergerac 06:25 The Liver Birds TELEVISION 30 July 6 - July 12 2007 Monday 9th July 2007 BBC 1 07:00 10:15 11:00 12:00 12:45 13:15 14:00 14:30 14:40 15:05 15:35 16:20 16:25 16:50 17:05 17:30 18:00 18:25 18:35 19:00 19:30 20:00 20:30 21:00 21:30 22:00 23:00 23:35 00:25 02:35 03:25 04:25 04:55 Breakfast Don’t Get Done, Get Dom Homes under the Hammer To Buy or Not to Buy Cash in the Attic Bargain Hunt BBC News and Weather Regional News and Weather Neighbours Doctors Murder, She Wrote BBC News and Weather Dennis the Menace Skunk Fu Mortified The Story of Tracy Beaker Sorcerer’s Apprentice Extra Newsround Neighbours BBC News and Weather Regional News and Weather The One Show Running Wild EastEnders Stacey fails to keep her engagement to Bradley a secret, and Max forces her to make a difficult decision. Phil begins to have doubts about marrying Stella. Panorama Fight For Life BBC News The Tower The Sting The Tower How We Built Britain Blackpool Medics: 10 Days in May Joins BBC News 24 BBC 2 07:00 07:20 07:35 08:00 08:15 09:00 09:15 09:30 10:00 10:15 10:30 10:50 11:00 11:30 12:30 13:00 13:30 14:00 14:30 15:00 16:00 16:45 17:30 18:15 19:00 19:30 20:00 20:30 21:00 21:30 22:00 23:00 23:30 00:20 00:50 01:15 02:45 Fimbles The Story Makers Balamory Arthur Do Something Different The Story of Tracy Beaker Krypto the Superdog In The Night Garden Mama Mirabelle’s Home Movies Something Special Big Cook Little Cook Underground Ernie LazyTown Yesterday at Wimbledon Wildlife on One The Daily Politics Working Lunch Animal Park Open Gardens Living in the Sun Escape to the Country Flog It! Ready, Steady, Cook The Weakest Link Eggheads Nature’s Calendar Saving Planet Earth Celebrities investigate the issues, search out solutions and see how we can all be involved in saving planet earth’s wildlife. Mastermind University Challenge Indian Food Made Easy Peter and Dan Snow: 20th Century Battlefields Have I Got Old News For You Newsnight Balderdash and Piffle Talking Movies Saltwater Joins BBC News 24 ITV 1 CHANNEL 4 07:00 10:25 11:30 13:30 14:30 07:10 07:35 08:00 08:25 09:25 10:25 10:50 11:50 12:40 12:50 13:00 13:30 13:45 14:15 14:45 16:30 17:15 18:00 19:00 15:00 16:00 17:00 18:00 19:00 19:30 20:00 20:30 21:00 21:30 22:00 23:00 23:30 00:00 01:50 05:10 05:35 06:00 06:30 GMTV The Jeremy Kyle Show This Morning Loose Women ITV Lunchtime News and Weather Daily Cooks Dickinson’s Celebrity Deals Inspector Morse Golden Balls London Tonight ITV Evening News; Weather Emmerdale Coronation Street Tonight Coronation Street The Time of Your Life Tycoon ITV News; Weather Escape From New York ITV Play The Jules and Lulu Show The Jules and Lulu Show ITV Nightscreen ITV Morning News Escape from New York 00:00 - 01:50 Cult futuristic action thriller, set in a Manhattan that has become a maximum-security prison. When the US president is captured and held hostage by a ruthless gang after Air Force One crash lands in the no-go area, only one-eyed mercenary Snake Plissken is considered capable of effecting a rescue. And if he fails, he is programmed to self-destruct. 19:30 20:00 20:55 21:00 22:00 23:00 00:05 01:10 03:15 05:25 05:55 06:40 The Hoobs The Hoobs Just Shoot Me Big Brother’s Little Brother Big Brother Will and Grace ER Without a Trace Science Scams Water Stories News at Noon British Made: Deck Chair No Going Back No Going Back School For Scoundrels Countdown Deal or No Deal Richard and Judy The Simpsons There’s No Disgrace Like Home. Series 1, episode 4. Homer is embarrassed by the way his family act at Mr. Burns’ picnic and so decides to take them to Dr. Marvin Monroe’s Family Therapy Center. Hollyoaks Channel 4 News 3 Minute Wonder The War on Britain’s Jews? Empire’s Children Big Brother Shrink Rap The Iraq Commission Big Brother Live KOTV Red Bull Air Race The Making of Twelfth Night FIVE 07:00 07:10 07:20 07:25 07:35 07:45 08:20 08:30 08:45 09:00 09:05 09:20 09:25 09:40 09:50 10:00 11:30 12:30 13:00 13:30 14:30 14:35 16:25 16:30 18:30 19:00 19:30 20:00 20:15 21:00 22:00 23:00 00:00 01:50 02:40 03:20 04:10 05:00 05:50 06:35 Thomas and Friends Little Princess Little Lodgers Franny’s Feet Peppa Pig Hi-5 Hana’s Helpline Rupert Bear Make Way for Noddy Say It with Noddy Fifi and The Flowertots Peppa Pig Thomas and Friends Miss Spider’s Sunny Patch Friends Insect Antics The Wright Stuff The Trisha Goddard Show five News Home and Away House Russell Grant’s Postcards The Beach Boys: An American Family five News Update Perry Mason: The Case of the Defiant Daughter five News Home and Away Becker five News Mean Machines of War Megastructures My Brilliant Brain Sex, Lies and Hypnosis Porky’s NASCAR Nextel Cup US PGA Golf Seniors Golf ITU Triathlon Boxing USA Cricket on Five Motorsport Mundial E4 07:00 Big Brother Live 16:25 Big Brother’s Diary Room Uncut Viewers get an exclusive insight into exactly what’s been said in the most secret and revealing room in the house. In the infamous Diary Room chair, the housemates can grumble, gossip, cry and connive without anyone else in the house hearing or seeing them. This is where the housemates disclose their true feelings about each other and life in the house. 17:25 Hollyoaks Katy finds Louise and her flat in a mess. Surrounded by bottles Louise tries to sort herself out, while Katy attempts to clean her flat. Louise tells her Warren isn’t doing too well inside and Katy goes to see him. As Warren attempts to confess his innocence for a number of events, Katy struggles to believe her brother. 17:55 Friends 18:30 Friends 18:55 Big Brother 20:00 Hollyoaks 20:30 Big Brother’s Little Brother 21:00 Friends 21:30 Friends 22:00 Big Brother: On The Couch 23:00 Shameless 00:10 Big Brother Live DOCUMENTARIES DISCOVERY 07:00 Time Team 08:00 Mythbusters 09:00 How It’s Made 10:00 How Do They Do It? 11:00 Deadliest Catch 12:00 Unsolved History 13:00 Engineering The World Rally 14:00 The F.B.I. Files 15:00 Animal Cops Detroit 16:00 American Chopper 17:00 Deadliest Catch 18:00 World’s Lost Tribes 19:00 Mythbusters 20:00 How Do They Do It? 21:00 How It’s Made 22:00 American Chopper 23:00 Mean Machines 00:00 Beetle Crisis 00:30 Campervan Crisis 01:00 The F.B.I. Files 02:00 Crimes That Shook The World 03:00 Forensic Detectives 04:00 Mean Machines 04:25 Mean Machines 04:50 American Chopper 05:40 Extreme Engineering 06:30 How It’s Made DISCOVERY real time 07:00 This Old House with Steve and Norm 07:30 New Yankee Workshop 08:00 Hooked on Fishing: Combat Fishing 08:30 Hooked on Fishing: Hebrides Fishing 09:00 Greater Rod Race 09:30 John Wilson’s Fishing Safari 10:00 Watercolours with Charles Evans 10:30 Joy of Painting 11:00 Location, Location, Location 11:30 Build, Buy or Restore? 12:00 Relocation, Relocation 13:00 Natural Born Dealers 14:00 A Place In The Sun 15:00 Wrecks to Riches 16:00 Challenge Tommy Walsh 16:30 Challenge Tommy Walsh 17:00 Property Ladder 18:00 Biker Build-off 19:00 Natural Born Dealers 20:00 A Place In The Sun 21:00 Location, Location, Location 21:30 Build, Buy or Restore? 22:00 Meet Mr Mum 23:00 Little People, Big World 23:30 Little People, Big World 00:00 Overhaulin’ 01:00 Biker Build-off 02:00 A Plane is Born 02:30 Meet Mr Mum 03:30 Little People, Big World 04:00 Little People, Big World 04:25 Overhaulin’ 05:15 Watercolours with Charles Evans 05:40 Joy of Painting 06:05 This Old House with Steve and Norm 06:30 New Home DIY NATIONAL geographic 09:00 Roman Technology Investigated 10:00 When Nature Strikes Back 11:00 Megastructures 12:00 Battlefront 12:30 Battlefront 13:00 Roman Technology Investigated 14:00 How It Works 14:30 How It Works 15:00 Pompeii Uncovered 17:00 Seconds From Disaster 18:00 Omaha Beach: The Real Horror 19:00 How It Works 19:30 How It Works 20:00 Planet Carnivore 21:00 Seconds From Disaster 22:00 Freemasons on Trial 00:00 Knights Templar Warriors Of God 01:00 Rivals of Jesus 02:00 The Apocalypse HISTORY channel 09:00 Mega Movers 10:00 The Last of The Few 11:00 Dogfights: The Greatest Air Battles 13:00 Britain BC 14:00 DDays in the Pacific 15:00 Sas Warrior 16:00 Declassified 17:00 Line of Fire 18:00 Hitler’s Children 19:00 The Colour of War 20:00 Britain BC 21:00 Disappearing Britain 22:00 Hippies 00:00 Anatomy of Crime 01:00 Britain BC 02:00 Mega Movers UKTV documentary 10:00 Accidents in Space 11:00 Around the World in 80 Treasures 12:00 Crater of Death 13:00 Accidents in Space 14:00 Ray Mears’ Wild Food 16:00 Around the World in 80 Treasures 17:00 Crater of Death 18:00 Ray Mears’ Wild Food 20:00 Around the World in 80 Treasures 21:00 Crater of Death 22:00 Ray Mears’ Wild Food 23:30 Ray Mears: Extreme Survival 00:00 Around the World in 80 Treasures 01:00 Hawking 03:00 Behind Bars 03:50 World’s Best Places To Seee ANIMAL planet 07:00 Animal Cops Detroit 08:00 Crocodile Hunter 09:00 Monkey Business 09:30 Animal Crackers 10:00 Top Dog 11:00 Pet Rescue 11:30 Wildlife SOS 12:00 Animal Cops Houston 13:00 E-Vets: The Interns 13:30 Horsetails 14:00 Britain’s Worst Pet 15:00 Pet Rescue 15:30 Wildlife SOS 16:00 Crocodile Hunter 17:00 Monkey Business 17:30 Animal Crackers 18:00 Animal Cops Houston 19:00 Africa’s Super Seven 20:00 Animal Crackers 20:30 Monkey Business 21:00 E-Vets: The Interns 21:30 Wildlife SOS 22:00 RSPCA: On The Frontline 23:00 Animal Cops Detroit 00:00 Animal Crackers 00:30 Monkey Business 01:00 E-Vets: The Interns 01:30 Wildlife SOS 02:00 Animal Cops Houston 03:00 Animal Cops Detroit 04:00 Pet Rescue 04:30 Animal Crackers 04:55 Monkey Business 05:20 Wildlife SOS 05:45 E-Vets: The Interns SPORT SKY SPORTS 1 07:00 Polo: Queens Cup The Queen’s Cup at Guards Polo Club, Windsor. The world’s top teams show off their skill and agility at high speeds in this fast and exciting final. The trophy will be presented by HM The Queen. 08:00 World Wrestling Entertainment Late Night Bottom Line 09:00 Darts: Las Vegas Classic 2007 D5 Semi-Finals And Final Highlights 12:00 Cricket: Country Championship - Lancashire V Yorkshire 19:30 Ocean Action, news and features from the beach in an in-depth look at the world of the wave and those who love to ride them. 20:00 Wild Spirits 20:30 Speedway 22:30 Copa America: Q/Finals 3&4 00:30 Speedway 02:30 Copa America: Q/Finals 3&4 SKY SPORTS 2 07:00 Aerobics Oz Style 07:30 Ocean 08:00 Aerobics Oz Style Australia’s fit and healthy instructors put even the most devout armchair gymnasts through their paces with half an hour of high energy. 08:30 Ocean 09:00 Copa America: Q/Finals 3&4 11:00 Motor Racing 13:30 Rally World 14:00 Darts: Las Vegas Classic 2007 D5 Semi-Finals And Final Highlights 17:00 Copa America: Q/Finals 3&4 19:00 Darts: Las Vegas Classic 2007 D5 Semi-Finals And Final Highlights 22:00 America’s Cup Sailing: America’s Cup 2007 - Final Highlights 23:00 World Motor Sports 01:30 America’s Cup Sailing: America’s Cup 2007 - Final Highlights 02:30 Irish International Eventing SKY SPORTS 3 09:00 12:00 12:30 13:00 15:00 15:30 18:00 20:00 22:00 22:30 23:00 00:00 01:00 02:00 03:00 Golf Night Aerobics Oz Style Racing News Copa America: Q/Finals 3&4 Ocean Motor Racing The Indy pack race onto the Watkins Glen International Speedway, New York. Kiwi Scott Dixon took the title last year. Can British driving sensation Dan Wheldon take a bite of the Big Apple? World Wrestling Entertainment Raw Live Winning Post Irish International Eventing Wild Spirits World Wrestling Entertainment Late Night Bottom Line World Wrestling Entertainment Late Night Afterburn ECW Wrestling World Wrestling Entertainment Heat World Wrestling Entertainment Late Night Raw EUROSPORT 08:30 Motorsports 09:00 FIA World Touring Car Championship 10:00 Beach Volley: Swatch-Fivb World Tour In Montreal, Canada 11:00 Volleyball: World League In Monza, Italy 12:00 Volleyball: European League - Final Four 13:00 Cycling: Tour de France 14:15 Cycling: Tour de France This 30-minute programme presents the stakes of the day and the state of mind of the teams with all the latest pictures and interviews from our teams on site. It is broadcast right before the LIVE race. 14:45 Cycling: Tour de France 17:30 Football: UEFA Euro 2008 18:30 All Sports: Watts 19:00 Snooker: Snooker Hall Of Frame 20:00 Kick Boxing: Night Of Superfights In Paris, France 22:00 Cycling: Tour de France 23:00 Snooker: Snooker Hall Of Frame 00:00 All Sports: Eurosport Buzz 00:30 Cycling: Tour de France ESPN classic 08:00 09:00 10:00 11:00 11:30 12:00 12:30 13:00 14:00 15:00 15:30 16:00 16:30 Golf: Deutsche Bank Open Golf: The Open Golf: The Open Blackburn V Norwich, 92/93 Oldham V Southampton, 92/93 Tyson Raw + Uncut Tyson Raw + Uncut Duels: Barcelona V Real Madrid Rugby: Scotland V New Zealand Blackburn V Norwich, 92/93 Oldham V Southampton, 92/93 Sachin Tendulkar: Cricket Legend Hinault - Merckx: Legend On Legend 17:00 18:00 18:30 19:00 19:30 20:00 21:00 21:30 22:00 22:30 23:05 23:35 00:05 00:30 01:00 Tyson Raw + Uncut Sporting Greats: Ann Packer Sporting Greats: Sally Gunnell Chelsea V Spurs, 93/94 Man City V Man Utd, 93/94 Golf: The Open Cricket: England V India Sachin Tendulkar: Cricket Legend Rugby World Cup: Top Ten Tries Rugby World Cup: Best Tries Of Liverpool V Man Utd, 93/94 Everton V Wimbledon, 93/94 Boxing: Cooper V Clay Boxing: Patterson V Liston Duels: Barcelona V Real Madrid Porky’s five 00.00 - 01.50 A raunchy, irreverent comedy classic released in the early 80s to set the tone for all other teen flicks of that era, PORKY’S takes a look at the sex lives of a group of teenage boys in 1950s Florida in all their obsessive, unfulfilled glory. Pee Wee, the main character in this group of six Angel Beach high schoolers, is so named for the size of his appendage; nonetheless, he wants nothing more than to lose his virginity. All six spend most of their time devising easy ways to score and spying on coeds in the shower, taking breaks only to insult their large dictator-like teacher, Ms. Ballbricker, and play pranks on each other. TELEVISION July 6 - July 12 2007 31 Monday 9th July 2007 FILMS SKY MOVIES sci-fi & horror 11:00 13:00 15:05 16:45 18:20 19:55 22:00 23:50 01:35 03:15 Target Earth The Exorcism of Emily Rose Space Truckers Marabunta Target Earth The Exorcism of Emily Rose Space Truckers Event Horizon The Descent Marabunta SKY MOVIES premier 11:00 11:30 12:00 12:30 13:00 15:00 17:00 19:20 21:00 23:00 00:45 01:15 Premiere Close Up Comedy Close Up Action and Thriller Close Up Premiere Close Up Eight Below Freedomland Rent Good Night, and Good Luck Poseidon The Weather Man Premiere Close Up Mayday SKY MOVIES modern greats 08:30 10:30 12:50 15:00 17:05 20:30 21:00 23:00 00:40 02:50 05:20 The Seven-Per-Cent Solution Gorky Park The Conversation That Thing You Do! Nixon Modern Greats Close Up The Conversation The Fly Salvador The Day of the Locust That Thing You Do! SKY MOVIES indie 11:00 13:00 14:55 17:10 17:55 19:40 20:10 22:00 23:40 01:40 04:00 The Four Hundred Blows Mad Hot Ballroom The Edukators Survival Island The Four Hundred Blows Indie Close Up Mad Hot Ballroom Blood Simple The Libertine The Edukators Survival Island Unleashed Sky Movies HD2 00.55 - 02.45 On and beneath the meanest streets of Glasgow, fiery gangster Bart is merciless with debtors, would-be rivals, and anyone else to whom he takes even a passing dislike. How does Bart maintain his chokehold? Through his unwitting enforcer Danny, who he has “raised” since boyhood. Danny has been kept as a near-prisoner by his “Uncle” Bart; trained to attack and, if necessary, kill. Danny knows little of life, except the brutal existence that Bart has so crudely and cruelly fashioned for him. But when Danny has a chance encounter with soft-spoken blind piano tuner Sam, he senses true kindness and compassion for the first time and experiences the transforming power of music. When a sudden gangland coup separates Danny from Bart and his mob, Danny is at last away from the underworld. He takes refuge with Sam and his spunky teenaged stepdaughter Victoria. Sam and Victoria open their home and hearts to Danny, who begins to envision a new future for himself. However, the mob will not give up its prize pupil so easily, and Danny must soon fight again, and fight back, to protect his new family. SKY MOVIES family 07:30 09:10 11:00 11:30 13:15 15:10 17:05 18:50 19:20 21:00 23:00 00:55 02:10 03:55 05:35 Little Bigfoot Blackbeard’s Ghost Family Close Up Like Mike 2: Streetball McHale’s Navy Dreamer Like Mike 2: Streetball Comedy Close Up Little Bigfoot Dreamer McHale’s Navy Freddie As F.R.O.7 Boys Klub Kid Cop MVP: Most Valuable Primate SKY MOVIES drama 08:05 09:50 11:25 13:35 15:15 17:10 18:50 21:00 23:20 01:25 03:00 04:45 Role Of A Lifetime The Wool Cap The War A Child’s Cry for Help Role Of A Lifetime The Wool Cap The War Brokeback Mountain Jarhead The Robber Bride An American Affair Daydream Believers: The Monkees Story 06:20 A Child’s Cry for Help SKY MOVIES comedy 07:35 The Marrying Man 09:35 The Wedding Singer 11:20 The Brady Bunch in the White House 12:55 The Break-Up 14:55 Two Much 16:55 Bad News Bears 18:50 The Brady Bunch in the White House 20:30 Family Close Up 21:00 The Wedding Singer 22:40 The Break-Up 00:30 Bad News Bears 02:25 Roseanna’s Grave 04:05 The Marrying Man 06:05 Two Much SKY MOVIES classics 08:00 09:45 11:45 13:25 15:05 16:45 18:20 20:20 22:00 23:45 01:20 03:05 The Lost Weekend The Little Foxes 12 Angry Men The Lost Weekend The Italian Job The Browning Version The Little Foxes 12 Angry Men The Italian Job The Curse of the Werewolf Marty I Want to Live! SKY MOVIES action/thriller 07:15 09:00 10:50 12:35 14:35 16:25 18:15 20:00 22:00 23:45 01:40 03:10 04:55 Siege at Marion Swindle Homeland Security Broken Arrow Swindle Total Stranger Homeland Security Broken Arrow Kiss Kiss Bang Bang Green Street Bulletproof The Passion of Darkly Noon Siege at Marion SKY MOVIES HD 1 12:00 Valiant 13:25 The Man 14:55 The Adventures of Sharkboy and Lavagirl in 3-D 16:35 In Her Shoes 18:50 Valiant 20:15 The Adventures of Sharkboy and Lavagirl in 3-D 22:00 In Her Shoes 00:15 The Man 01:50 Romeo and Juliet SKY MOVIES HD 2 13:00 Speed 2: Cruise Control 15:05 Miami Vice 17:20 Seed of Chucky Broken Arrow Sky Movies action/thriller 12.35 - 14.35 & 20.00 - 22.00 Once close friends, Stealth bomber pilots Vic Deakins Riley Hale become engaged in an explosive battle against time, and each other. In the air and on the ground, in planes, on the tops of trains, and clinging to careening Humvees, theirs is a no-holdsbarred race to recover a stolen nuclear weapon that threatens a major American city. National Park Ranger Terry Carmichael must guide the grounded and stranded Hale across the demanding desert landscape--and ends up fighting beside him against an unimaginable menace. 18:55 21:00 23:15 00:55 02:45 03:15 Speed 2: Cruise Control Miami Vice Seed of Chucky Unleashed Action and Thriller Close Up Commando FILM 4 14:00 By The Light of The Silvery Moon 16:10 Boomerang 18:00 Fanny By Gaslight 20:15 High Anxiety 22:00 My Best Friend’s Wedding 00:00 Shaft TCM 07:50 09:55 12:00 14:00 16:00 18:20 20:05 22:00 01:30 25th Hour Bridge to the Sun A Day at the Races Show Boat The Treasure of The Sierra Madre The Thin Man Skyjacked Ryan’s Daughter Zabriskie Point DISNEY cinemagic 07:45 08:10 08:35 09:00 House of Mouse Emperor’s New School Recess Lilo and Stitch 09:50 10:15 11:05 11:30 11:55 12:20 12:45 13:10 13:35 14:00 14:25 14:50 15:15 15:40 16:00 16:20 16:45 17:10 17:35 18:00 19:25 19:35 20:00 21:30 21:35 21:40 22:05 22:25 22:50 23:15 23:40 23:45 00:10 00:35 and House of Mouse Tarzan Goof Troop Hercules Aladdin 101 Dalmatians Buzz Lightyear of Star Command The Little Mermaid Quack Pack House of Mouse Tarzan Lilo and Stitch Aladdin Hercules House of Mouse Tarzan Lilo and Stitch Emperor’s New School Recess Inspector Gadget 2 Recess Lilo and Stitch Tom and Huck Classic Toons House of Mouse Tarzan Lilo and Stitch Emperor’s New School Recess Quack Pack Classic Toons Lilo and Stitch Recess House of Mouse GENERAL INTEREST BBC 3 20:00 Freaky Eaters 21:00 Doctor Who 22:00 Honey We’re Killing The Kids 23:00 EastEnders 23:30 Touch Me, I’m Karen Taylor 00:00 Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps 01:00 Freaky Eaters 02:00 Touch Me, I’m Karen Taylor BBC 4 20:00 World News Today 20:30 Masterpieces of the East 21:00 The Sky at Night 21:30 The Cult of... 22:00 Women’s Institute 23:00 Life on Mars 00:00 Masterpieces of the East 00:30 Storyville 01:00 Indian School 01:30 Women’s Institute BBC prime 09:00 Passport to The Sun 09:30 Spa of Embarrassing Illnesses 10:20 Marion and Geoff 10:30 Passport to The Sun 11:00 Model Gardens 11:30 Big Cat Diary 12:00 Big Cat Diary 12:30 Yes, Minister 13:00 My Hero 13:30 My Family 14:00 Ballykissangel 14:50 The Fear 15:00 Waking the Dead 16:00 Passport to The Sun 16:30 Homes under the Hammer 17:30 Bargain Hunt 18:00 My Hero 18:30 My Family 19:00 Design Rules 19:30 The Life Laundry 20:00 Waking the Dead 21:00 Love Soup 22:00 The Thick of It 22:30 Manchild 23:00 Waking the Dead 00:00 Yes, Minister 00:30 Love Soup BBC world 09:00 BBC News 09:30 Our World 10:00 BBC News 10:30 HARDtalk 11:00 BBC News 11:30 Nurses On The Frontline 12:00 BBC News 12:30 World Business Report 12:45 Sport Today 13:00 World News Today 14:00 BBC News 14:30 World Business Report 14:45 Sport Today 15:00 BBC News 15:30 Asia Today 15:45 Sport Today 16:00 BBC News 16:30 HARDtalk 17:00 BBC News 17:30 Click 18:00 BBC News 18:30 Asia Today 19:00 BBC News 19:30 World Business Report 19:45 Sport Today 20:00 World News Today 21:00 BBC News 21:30 Fast Track 22:00 BBC News 22:30 HARDtalk 23:00 BBC News 23:15 World Business Report 23:45 Sport Today 00:00 BBC News 00:30 Asia Today 00:45 World Business Report 01:00 BBC News BRAVO 09:00 Street Crime UK 3 10:00 Gamer’s Guide to... 10:30 Gamer TV 11:00 Knight Rider 12:00 Walker, Texas Ranger 13:00 Whacked Out Sports: When Sport Goes Bad 14:00 Dog the Bounty Hunter 15:00 Street Crime UK 3 16:00 Cops on Camera 17:00 Dog the Bounty Hunter 18:00 Gamer’s Guide to... 18:30 Gamer TV 19:00 Knight Rider 20:00 Walker, Texas Ranger 21:00 Dog the Bounty Hunter 22:00 Whacked Out Sports: When Sport Goes Bad 23:00 The Real Football Factories International 00:00 UFC Unleashed 01:00 Squidbillies 01:15 Aqua Teen Hunger Force 01:30 Modern Toss 02:00 Afro Samurai 02:30 Sealab 2021 02:45 Aqua Teen Hunger Force 03:00 The PJs DISNEY 09:50 Kim Possible 10:15 House of Mouse 10:30 Little Einsteins 10:55 My Friends Tigger and Pooh 11:05 Mickey Mouse Clubhouse 11:30 Lilo and Stitch 11:55 Fillmore 12:20 American Dragon: Jake Long 12:45 Recess 13:20 Kim Possible 13:45 The Proud Family 14:10 Smart Guy 14:30 Teen Angel 14:55 Phil of the Future 15:20 Lizzie McGuire 15:45 The Suite Life of Zack and Cody 16:10 That’s So Raven 16:35 Recess 17:10 Kim Possible 17:30 The Suite Life of Zack and Cody 18:00 Cory in The House 18:25 Hannah Montana 18:55 That’s So Raven 19:45 Lizzie McGuire 20:10 The Suite Life of Zack and Cody 21:00 Recess 21:25 Kim Possible 21:45 American Dragon: Jake Long 22:10 Tarzan 22:35 Fillmore 23:00 The Suite Life of Zack and Cody 23:20 Lizzie McGuire 23:45 That’s So Raven 00:10 The Proud Family 00:35 Kim Possible ITV 2 10:25 Coronation Street 10:55 Emmerdale 11:50 The Montel Williams Show 12:35 Judge Judy 13:00 Coronation Street 13:30 Emmerdale 14:30 The Jeremy Kyle Show 16:40 The Ricki Lake Show 17:30 Sally Jessy Raphael 18:15 Airline USA 18:45 Judge Judy 20:00 The New Adventures of Superman 21:00 Supermodels 21:30 Breaking Up With Shannen Doherty 22:00 Forever Young 00:00 Coronation Street 00:30 Coronation Street 01:00 40 Days and 40 Nights ITV 3 09:55 Ironside 10:55 Quincy, M.E. 11:55 Quantum Leap 12:55 Cagney and Lacey 13:55 Cribb 15:00 Tales of the Unexpected 15:30 Home to Roost 16:00 Cagney and Lacey 17:00 Quincy, M.E. 18:00 Poirot 19:10 Home to Roost 19:40 Film File 19:50 Jeeves and Wooster 21:00 The Bill 22:00 Law and Order: Trial by Jury 23:00 Liverpool One 00:00 Thief Takers ITV 4 19:00 Randall and Hopkirk 20:00 Tour de France Highlights 21:00 Andromeda 22:00 Tycoon LIVING 10:00 Extreme Makeover 11:00 Cheaters 12:00 The Jerry Springer Show 13:30 Maury 14:25 The Fix 14:30 Will and Grace 15:30 Dharma and Greg 16:00 Missing 17:00 Charmed 19:00 Extreme Makeover 20:00 The X Files 21:00 Britain’s Next Top Model 23:00 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation PARAMOUNT comedy 10:00 Veronica’s Closet 11:00 Two and a Half Men 12:00 King of Queens 13:00 Everybody Loves Raymond 14:00 Veronica’s Closet 15:00 Becker 16:00 Two and a Half Men 17:00 King of Queens 18:00 Everybody Loves Raymond 19:00 Frasier 20:00 Becker 21:00 That ‘70s Show 22:00 Two and a Half Men 22:30 Rules of Engagement 23:00 Sex and The City 00:10 South Park SCI FI 12:00 Century City 13:00 Crusade 14:00 Star Trek 15:00 Sir Arthur Conan Doyle’s The Lost World 16:00 Magma: Volcanic Disaster 17:35 Psychic Detectives 18:00 Star Trek 19:00 Profiler 20:00 Medical Investigation 21:00 Angel 22:00 Medium 23:00 Heroes 23:50 The Frighteners 02:00 Hemoglobin SKY one 10:00 Crash Test Dummies 11:00 Stargate SG-1 13:00 Hex 14:00 Cold Case 15:00 24 16:00 Las Vegas 17:00 Stargate SG-1 19:00 Malcolm in the Middle 20:00 The Simpsons 22:00 In The Spider’s Web 23:40 Nip/Tuck UKTV gold 12:00 Dallas 13:00 Charlie’s Angels 14:00 Last of the Summer Wine 14:40 The Good Life 15:20 The Vicar of Dibley 16:00 Open All Hours 16:40 Porridge 17:20 The Thin Blue Line 18:00 Dallas 19:05 Only Fools and Horses 20:15 The Vicar of Dibley 22:00 New Adventures of Old Christine 23:00 Prison Break 01:00 The Vicar of Dibley UKTV people 11:00 Medical Emergency 12:00 Airport 13:00 A Life of Grime 14:00 Medical Emergency 15:00 Airport 16:00 A Life of Grime 17:00 Medical Emergency 18:00 Airport 19:00 A Life of Grime 20:00 Medical Emergency 21:00 Airport 22:00 Faking It 23:00 Sky Cops 00:00 LA Forensics UKTV style 11:00 How Do I Look? 12:00 Living in the Sun 13:00 To Buy or Not to Buy 14:00 Homes under the Hammer 15:00 Escape to the Country 16:00 House Doctor 17:00 The Reclaimers 18:00 Flog It! 19:00 Extreme Makeover: Home Edition 20:00 To Buy or Not to Buy 21:00 Fantasy Homes By The Sea 22:00 Escape to the Country 23:00 Restored to Glory 00:00 Living in the Sun 01:00 Extreme Makeover: Home Edition UKTV bright ideas 09:00 Antiques Roadshow 10:00 Garden Rivals 10:30 Model Gardens 11:00 Ready, Steady, Cook 11:30 Worrall Thompson 12:00 Great Food Live 13:00 Food Uncut 13:30 Garden Rivals 14:00 Antiques Roadshow 15:00 Perfect Properties 15:30 A House in Florida 16:00 Fly to Buy 17:00 Ready, Steady, Cook 17:30 Worrall Thompson 18:00 Antiques Roadshow UKTV drama 10:00 Hart to Hart 11:00 Bergerac 12:00 Waiting For God 12:40 Keeping Up Appearances 13:20 Last of the Summer Wine 14:00 New Tricks 15:00 The Inspector Lynley Mysteries 16:00 Hart to Hart 17:00 Bergerac 18:00 Waiting For God 18:40 Keeping Up Appearances 19:20 Last of the Summer Wine 20:00 New Tricks 21:00 The Inspector Lynley Mysteries 22:00 New Tricks 00:30 Bergerac 01:35 Waking the Dead 03:40 Howards’ Way We offer all modern Communication, including Broadband English Satellite TV installations. 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With all the latest breaking news as it happens, exclusive behindthe-scenes access and insider interviews with the housemates’ relatives and friends, this show is an absolute must for all Big Brother fans. Also featuring a host of celebrities, journalists and psychologists, who all share their insights into the latest house events. 17:25 Hollyoaks 17:55 Friends Rachel must hire an assistant. She agonises over whether to hire an efficient, experienced woman or sexy young Tag Jones. Ignoring her friends’ advice, she hires Tag and soon regrets it. To make matters worse, Tag is attracted to Phoebe... 18:30 Friends 18:55 Big Brother 20:00 Hollyoaks 20:30 Big Brother’s Little Brother 21:00 Friends 21:30 Friends 22:00 What About Brian 23:00 Big Brother’s Big Mouth 23:30 Fonejacker 00:05 Friends 00:35 Cape Wrath 01:40 Big Brother Live 15:35 16:20 16:25 16:50 17:05 17:30 18:00 18:25 18:35 19:00 19:30 20:00 20:30 21:00 22:00 23:00 23:35 01:50 02:20 03:20 04:20 05:10 05:40 Breakfast Don’t Get Done, Get Dom Homes under the Hammer To Buy or Not to Buy Cash in the Attic Bargain Hunt BBC News and Weather Regional News and Weather Neighbours Doctors Beattie is suspicious of her recently-widowed neighbour when she hears her talking to a man. Joe suggests Daniel take over from the locum. Murder, She Wrote BBC News and Weather Dennis the Menace Skunk Fu Mortified Roman Mysteries Sorcerer’s Apprentice Extra Newsround Neighbours BBC News and Weather Regional News Programmes The One Show EastEnders Holby City Tagging Undercover: A Panorama Special BBC News Open Range See Hear True Dare Kiss Million Dollar Pigeon Natural World Blackpool Medics: 10 Days in May Joins BBC News 24 10:15 10:30 10:50 11:00 11:30 13:00 13:30 14:00 14:30 15:00 16:00 16:45 17:30 18:15 19:00 19:30 20:00 20:30 21:00 21:30 22:00 23:00 23:30 00:20 01:20 02:15 03:05 Fimbles The Story Makers Balamory Arthur Do Something Different Sorcerer’s Apprentice Extra In The Night Garden Mama Mirabelle’s Home Movies Something Special Big Cook Little Cook Underground Ernie LazyTown Nero Wolfe Mysteries The Daily Politics Working Lunch Animal Park Open Gardens Living in the Sun Escape to the Country Flog It! Ready, Steady, Cook Talented chefs battle it out against the clock, creating delicious dishes in 20 minutes. Presented by Ainsley Harriott with chefs Gino D’Acampo and Tony Tobin. The Weakest Link Eggheads Nature’s Calendar Saving Planet Earth UK Wild Provence James May’s 20th Century James May’s 20th Century Paris Sensitive Skin Newsnight Power to the People Proof Proof Joins BBC News 24 15:00 16:00 17:00 18:00 19:00 19:30 20:00 20:30 21:00 22:00 23:30 00:00 00:30 01:00 05:10 05:30 06:00 06:30 GMTV The Jeremy Kyle Show This Morning Loose Women ITV Lunchtime News and Weather Daily Cooks Dickinson’s Celebrity Deals Inspector Morse Golden Balls London Tonight ITV Evening News; Weather Emmerdale Waterworld No Place Like Home? Blue Murder ITV News; Weather Police, Camera, Action! Crimefighters ITV Play Wedding Day Wedding Day ITV Nightscreen ITV Morning News Blue Murder 22.00 - 23.30 Detective drama starring Caroline Quentin. When Vinny McAteer confesses to the murder of his sonin-law, Janine hopes they can all his go home early. But as confession unravels and each member of the McAteer family claims responsibility, she has to work out which one is the real killer. 10:30 10:55 11:50 12:45 13:00 13:30 13:35 14:05 14:35 16:30 17:15 18:00 19:00 19:30 20:00 20:55 21:00 22:00 23:00 00:40 01:10 03:10 04:10 05:20 06:15 06:40 The Hoobs The Hoobs Just Shoot Me Big Brother’s Little Brother Big Brother Frasier Lilith pays an unexpected visit to Seattle and tells Fraiser that she would like another child through artificial insemination. Meanwhile Niles frets over Daphne, who has joined Roz, Alice and Mrs Moon on a road trip up to the frozen wastes of northern Canada. Will and Grace ER Without a Trace Designers Under Pressure News at Noon 3 Minute Wonder How Clean is Your House? No Going Back Fathom Countdown Deal or No Deal Richard and Judy The Simpsons Hollyoaks Channel 4 News 3 Minute Wonder 3 Fat Brides, 1 Thin Dress Big Brother Cape Wrath Star Stories The Iraq Commission Party Poker.Com Premier League Poker Big Brother Live The A-Z Of Boxing FIA World Touring Car Championship Inside The Volvo Ocean Race 09:50 10:00 11:30 12:30 13:00 13:30 14:30 14:35 16:25 16:30 18:30 19:00 19:30 20:00 20:15 21:00 22:00 23:00 00:00 01:00 02:00 05:25 06:10 Thomas and Friends Little Princess Little Lodgers Franny’s Feet Peppa Pig Hi-5 Hana’s Helpline Rupert Bear Mio Mao Make Way for Noddy Say It with Noddy Fifi and The Flowertots Peppa Pig Thomas and Friends Eric Carle Stories Miss Spider’s Sunny Patch Friends Insect Antics The Wright Stuff The Trisha Goddard Show five News Home and Away House Russell Grant’s Postcards The Beach Boys: An American Family five News Update Range of Motion five News Home and Away Becker five News Hidden Treasure Houses Revealed CSI: Miami CSI: Miami CSI: Miami Law and Order: Criminal Intent Major League Baseball: The All Star Game Cricket on Five Ironman Triathlon: South Africa DOCUMENTARIES DISCOVERY real time DISCOVERY 07:00 Time Team 08:00 Mythbusters 09:00 How It’s Made 09:30 How It’s Made 10:00 How Do They Do It? 11:00 Deadliest Catch 12:00 Desert Mummies of Peru 13:00 World’s Toughest Tribes 14:00 The F.B.I. Files 15:00 Animal Cops Detroit 16:00 American Chopper 17:00 Deadliest Catch 18:00 World’s Lost Tribes 19:00 Mythbusters 20:00 How Do They Do It? 21:00 How It’s Made 21:30 How It’s Made 22:00 Deadliest Catch 23:00 World’s Toughest Jobs 00:00 Rogue Predators 01:00 The F.B.I. Files 02:00 True Crime Scene 03:00 Forensic Detectives 04:00 World’s Toughest Jobs 04:50 Deadliest Catch 05:40 Extreme Engineering 06:30 How It’s Made 07:00 This Old House with Steve and Norm 07:30 New Yankee Workshop 08:00 Hooked on Fishing: Hi Ho Silvers 08:30 Hooked on Fishing: Norway River Trout 09:00 Greater Rod Race 09:30 John Wilson’s Fishing Safari: Florida 10:00 Watercolours with Charles Evans 10:30 Joy of Painting 11:00 Location, Location, Location 11:30 Build, Buy or Restore? 12:00 Relocation, Relocation 13:00 Natural Born Dealers 14:00 A Place In The Sun 15:00 Wrecks to Riches 16:00 Challenge Tommy Walsh 16:30 Challenge Tommy Walsh 17:00 Property Ladder 18:00 Biker Build-off 19:00 Natural Born Dealers 20:00 A Place In The Sun 21:00 Location, Location, Location 21:30 Build, Buy or Restore? 22:00 Wrecks to Riches 23:00 Biker Build-off 00:00 Overhaulin’ 01:00 Biker Build-off 02:00 A Plane is Born 02:30 Wrecks to Riches 03:30 Biker Build-off 04:25 Overhaulin’ 05:15 Watercolours with Charles Evans 05:40 Joy of Painting 06:05 This Old House with Steve and Norm 06:30 New Home DIY NATIONAL geographic 09:00 Gladiator Wars 10:00 When Nature Strikes Back 11:00 Megastructures 12:00 Battlefront 13:00 Ballistics Investigated 14:00 How It Works 14:30 How It Works 15:00 Air Crash Investigation 16:00 The Sea Hunters 17:00 Seconds From Disaster 18:00 The Great Quake 19:00 How It Works 19:30 How It Works 20:00 Mega Falls of Iguacu 21:00 Seconds From Disaster 22:00 Air Crash Investigation 00:00 Russian Bigfoot 01:00 Air Crash Investigation HISTORY channel 09:00 Mega Movers 10:00 Disappearing Britain 11:00 Hippies 13:00 Britain BC 14:00 The Colour of War 15:00 Hitler’s Children 16:00 Declassified 17:00 Line of Fire 18:00 Hitler’s Children 19:00 The Colour of War 20:00 Britain BC 21:00 Trafalgar’s Forgotten Hero 22:00 Ancient Discoveries 23:00 Tuva Gold 00:00 Anatomy of Crime 01:00 Britain BC 02:00 Mega Movers UKTV documentary 10:00 Space Odyssey: Voyage to the Planets 11:00 Around the World in 80 Treasures 12:00 The Tiger: A Wildlife Special 13:00 Space Odyssey: Voyage to the Planets 14:00 Ray Mears’ Wild Food 15:00 Ray Mears: Extreme Survival 16:00 Around the World in 80 Treasures 17:00 The Tiger: A Wildlife Special 18:00 Ray Mears’ Wild Food 19:00 Ray Mears: Extreme Survival 20:00 Around the World in 80 Treasures 21:00 The Tiger: A Wildlife Special 22:00 Ray Mears’ Wild Food 23:00 Ray Mears: Extreme Survival 00:00 Around the World in 80 Treasures 01:00 Space Odyssey: Voyage to the Planets 02:00 The Tiger: A Wildlife Special 03:00 Time Shift 03:40 World’s Best Places To See 03:45 Radical Highs ANIMAL planet 07:00 Animal Cops Detroit 08:00 Crocodile Hunter 09:00 Monkey Business 09:30 Animal Crackers 10:00 Top Dog 11:00 Pet Rescue 11:30 Wildlife SOS 12:00 Animal Cops Houston 13:00 E-Vets: The Interns 13:30 Horsetails 14:00 RSPCA: On The Frontline 15:00 Pet Rescue 15:30 Wildlife SOS 16:00 Crocodile Hunter 17:00 Monkey Business 17:30 Animal Crackers 18:00 Animal Cops Houston 19:00 Giraffe of Etosha 20:00 Animal Crackers 20:30 Monkey Business 21:00 E-Vets: The Interns 21:30 Wildlife SOS 22:00 Unearthed 23:00 Animal Cops Detroit 00:00 Animal Crackers 00:30 Monkey Business 01:00 E-Vets: The Interns 01:30 Wildlife SOS 02:00 Animal Cops Houston 03:00 Animal Cops Detroit 04:00 Pet Rescue 04:30 Animal Crackers 04:55 Monkey Business 05:20 Wildlife SOS 05:45 E-Vets: The Interns SPORT SKY SPORTS 1 08:00 World Wrestling Entertainment Late Night Afterburn 09:00 Speedway 11:00 America’s Cup Sailing 12:00 Cricket: County Championship - Lancashire V Yorkshire 19:30 Caterham Motor Racing 20:00 Foot Brazil 20:30 Greyhound Racing 23:00 Foot Brazil All the latest news and goals from Brazilian football. Includes profiles of the top teams, an overview of the Brazilian championship. 23:30 Ladies English Open 00:30 Golf: Spoony Golf Classic 02:00 Foot Brazil Think FURNITURE Think SALE SKY SPORTS 2 08:30 Ocean 09:00 America’s Cup Sailing: America’s Cup 2007 - Final Highlights 10:00 Ocean 10:30 Wild Spirits 11:00 World Motor Sport 13:30 Speedway 15:30 World Motor Sport 18:00 Powerboat P1 Championship 19:00 Rally World 19:30 Ocean 20:00 Ladies European Tour Golf: Ladies English Open 21:00 Golf: Spoony Golf Classic 22:30 Ocean 23:00 Betfair Poker Masters of Europe 00:30 Wild Spirits Over 20 years Furniture Experience in the UK and Spain. Full PACKAGES or single items available. Over 15,000 sqft Store and Display www.dfsspain.com 0034-968-334-194 see the GUIDE for main ad. Page 8 SKY SPORTS 3 09:30 10:00 12:00 12:30 13:00 14:00 15:00 15:30 16:00 17:00 17:30 18:00 20:00 21:00 22:00 22:30 23:00 00:00 01:00 02:00 Irish International Eventing Beach Cricket Aerobics Oz Style Racing News Bass Fishing The latest bass fishing review comes with the BFL All American fishing tournament at Hot Springs, Arkansas. Top fishermen from across the US compete for big money. America’s Cup Sailing: America’s Cup 2007 - Final Highlights Ocean Irish International Eventing Bass Fishing Irish International Eventing Wild Spirits World Wrestling Entertainment Smackdown Sports Unlimited World Pool Masters Irish International Eventing Karting Sports Unlimited World Pool Masters Women’s Pool: Enjoypool. Com 9-Ball Championship Semi-Final (Part 1) Ladies European Tour Golf: Ladies English Open EUROSPORT 08:30 09:00 09:30 10:30 11:30 11:45 12:45 14:15 14:45 17:30 19:00 19:30 22:30 23:30 00:00 00:30 All Sports: Eurosport Buzz All Sports: Watts Champ Car Speedway Cycling: Tour de France Football: UEFA Euro 2008 Cycling: Tour de France Cycling: Tour de France Cycling: Tour de France Athletics: Iaaf Grand Prix In Zagreb, Croatia Athletics: Iaaf Super Grand Prix In Lausanne, Switzerland Athletics: Iaaf Super Grand Prix In Lausanne, Switzerland Ranked second at the 2006 IAAF Meeting rankings, the IAAF Super Grand Prix in Lausanne, Athletissima, also promises to be a real treat in 2007. This year’s action takes place on 10 July and Eurosport will be there Live. Cycling: Tour de France FIA World Touring Car Championship: FIA WTCC Magazine Football: Gooooal! Cycling: Tour de France ESPN classic 08:00 Golf: Loch Lomond Open 09:00 Golf: The Open’s Greatest Rounds 10:00 Golf: The Open 11:00 Liverpool V Man Utd, 93/94 11:30 Everton V Wimbledon, 93/94 12:00 Boxing: Cooper V Clay 12:30 Boxing: Patterson V Liston 13:00 Duels: Flamengo V Fluminense 14:00 Rugby World Cup: Top Ten Tries 14:30 Rugby World Cup: Best Tries Of 15:00 Liverpool V Man Utd, 93/94 15:30 Everton V Wimbledon, 93/94 16:00 Cricket: England V India 16:30 Hinault - Merckx: Legend On Legend 17:00 Boxing: Cooper V Clay Will & Grace Channel 4 10.30 - 10.55 When Grace returns to New York for her mother’s birthday, Will tries to coerce her into staying in town a bit longer so the two can spend some quality time together. Meanwhile, Jack struggles with his new nursing teacher, Nurse Carver, so Karen threatens her into letting Jack skip class and still make the grade. 17:30 Boxing: Patterson V Liston 18:00 Rugby World Cup: Top Ten Tries 18:30 Rugby World Cup: Best Tries Of 19:00 Liverpool V Man Utd, 93/94 19:30 The Spirit of Yachting 2006 Series 20:00 Golf: The Open 21:00 Cricket: England V India 21:30 CWC 1975: England V India 22:00 Rugby: Scotland V S Africa 23:00 Norwich V Southampton, 93/94 23:30 Spurs V Newcastle, 94/95 00:00 Boxing: Clay V Liston 01:00 Duels: Flamengo V Fluminense 02:00 Norwich V Southampton, 93/94 TELEVISION July 6 - July 12 2007 33 Tuesday 10th July 2007 FILMS SKY MOVIES sci fi & horror 11:00 13:00 14:45 16:20 18:45 20:30 22:00 23:45 01:40 03:20 Doom The Cave Basilisk: The Serpent King Star Wars: Episode III Revenge of the Sith The Cave Basilisk: The Serpent King Doom Starman Darkman The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2 SKY MOVIES premier 11:30 12:00 12:30 13:00 15:00 17:00 19:20 21:00 23:00 00:45 01:15 Comedy Close Up Drama Close Up Premiere Close Up Eight Below Freedomland Rent Good Night, and Good Luck Poseidon The Weather Man Premiere Close Up Mayday SKY MOVIES modern greats 07:20 Army of Darkness 09:20 Heartburn 11:20 13:20 15:10 17:00 19:00 21:00 22:40 00:25 02:05 05:10 13:20 15:00 17:10 17:40 19:10 21:00 22:40 00:50 02:25 04:15 05:55 Nineteen Eighty-Four Annie Hall Army of Darkness Heartburn Nineteen Eighty-Four Annie Hall The Crow Death Wish 3 Casino Army of Darkness SKY MOVIES indie 11:00 12:40 13:10 15:10 17:00 19:00 20:00 22:00 23:50 The Chorus Moliere Special The Eighth Day Jules Et Jim The Last Mitterand The Secret Life of Earth The Eighth Day Jules Et Jim The Cook, the Thief, His Wife and Her Lover 02:00 The Chorus 04:00 The Secret Life of Earth SKY MOVIES family 07:10 08:45 10:20 11:45 Air Bud: Golden Receiver The King and I The Magic Roundabout Spirit Bear: The Simon Jackson Story Proof Sky Movies HD2 19.00 - 21.00 & 01.15 - 03.15 On the eve of her twenty-seventh birthday, Catherine, a young woman who has spent years caring for her brilliant but unstable father, a mathematical genius named Robert, must deal not only with the arrival of her estranged sister, Claire, but also with the attentions of Hal, a former student of her father’s who hopes to find valuable work in the 103 notebooks of Robert’s. As Catherine confronts Hal’s affections and Claire’s overbearing plans for her life, she struggles to solve the most perplexing problem of all: How much of her father’s madness--or genius-will she inherit? Cheaper By The Dozen 2 The Karate Kid Family Close Up The Magic Roundabout The Jewel of The Nile Cheaper By The Dozen 2 The Karate Kid My Uncle the Alien The Jewel of The Nile Merlin and the Sword The Blue Butterfly SKY MOVIES drama 07:55 09:40 11:40 13:30 15:10 17:00 18:40 19:10 21:00 23:30 01:00 02:55 04:25 06:05 Love Lessons Little Man Tate What Love Sees Family Blessings Love Lessons What Love Sees Drama Close Up Little Man Tate Cinderella Man Separate Lies Passion of Mind Around the Bend Lured Innocence Family Blessings SKY MOVIES comedy 08:05 Max Rules: Adventures Of A Superspy 09:35 The Producers 11:50 Without a Paddle 13:30 The Ringer 15:10 The Producers 17:25 ‘Til There Was You 19:20 Scenes From a Mall 21:00 Without a Paddle 23:00 The Ringer 00:40 It’s All Gone Pete Tong 02:15 Scenes From a Mall 03:50 ‘Til There Was You 05:50 Max Rules: Adventures Of A Superspy SKY MOVIES classics 07:00 The Greatest Story Ever Told 10:15 A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum 12:15 A Foreign Affair 14:15 People Will Talk 16:15 19:30 20:00 22:00 23:45 01:45 03:40 05:20 The Greatest Story Ever Told Classics Close Up A Foreign Affair A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum People Will Talk On The Waterfront Dr. Phibes Rises Again One of Our Aircraft is Missing SKY MOVIES action/thriller 07:15 09:05 10:50 12:40 14:55 16:40 18:15 19:55 21:30 22:00 00:10 02:10 03:40 Frozen Impact The Haunting of Helen Walker Seduced By A Thief Inside Man Attack Force Z The Haunting of Helen Walker Seduced By A Thief Attack Force Z Action and Thriller Close Up Inside Man Basic Instinct 2 Erotic Retreat Running Cool Sky Movies HD1 12.00 - 14.00 & 20.00 - 22.00 Teenager Holly Hamilton is tired of moving every time her single mom Jean has another personal meltdown involving yet another second-rate guy. To distract her mother from her latest bad choice, Holly conceives the perfect plan for the perfect man--an imaginary secret admirer who will romance Jean and boost her shaky self-esteem. When the virtual relationship takes off, Holly finds herself having to produce the suitor, borrowing her friend’s charming and handsome Uncle Ben as the face behind the e-mails, notes and gifts. Holly must resort to increasingly desperate measures to keep the ruse alive and protect her mom’s newfound happiness--almost missing the real perfect man when he does come along. 18:05 19:50 22:00 23:55 01:40 A Kid for Two Farthings The Pink Panther America’s Sweethearts Deathwatch The Contender 11:05 11:30 11:55 12:20 12:45 Teleshopping Designing Woman The Citadel Till The Clouds Roll By Lili Quo Vadis? The Four Horsemen of The Apocalypse Demon Seed The Haunting Home From The Hill Teleshopping The Girl from Missouri Invasion Quartet 13:10 13:35 14:00 14:25 14:50 15:15 15:40 16:00 16:20 16:45 17:10 17:35 18:00 19:25 19:35 20:00 TCM SKY MOVIES HD 1 12:00 The Perfect Man 14:00 Meet the Fockers 16:00 Romy and Michele’s High School Reunion 18:00 Gone Fishin’ 20:00 The Perfect Man 22:00 Meet the Fockers 00:00 Romy and Michele’s High School Reunion 01:45 Krippendorf’s Tribe 03:30 Comedy Close Up SKY MOVIES HD 2 13:00 14:55 16:40 19:00 21:00 22:45 01:15 03:15 The Perfect Man Just Like Heaven Dragon Dynasty The New World Proof Just Like Heaven The New World Proof Dragon Dynasty 07:30 07:50 09:50 12:00 14:30 16:00 19:05 22:00 23:45 01:50 04:30 04:45 06:00 DISNEY cinemagic 07:00 07:25 07:45 08:10 08:35 09:00 09:25 09:50 10:15 10:40 FILM 4 14:00 The Loves of Carmen 15:50 The Man in Grey The Little Mermaid Aladdin House of Mouse Emperor’s New School Recess Lilo and Stitch Lilo and Stitch House of Mouse Tarzan Tarzan 21:30 21:40 22:05 22:25 22:50 23:15 23:40 23:45 00:10 00:35 Goof Troop Hercules Aladdin 101 Dalmatians Buzz Lightyear of Star Command The Little Mermaid Quack Pack House of Mouse Tarzan Lilo and Stitch Aladdin Hercules House of Mouse Tarzan Lilo and Stitch Emperor’s New School Recess Angels in the Infield Recess Lilo and Stitch One of Our Dinosaurs is Missing House of Mouse Tarzan Lilo and Stitch Emperor’s New School Recess Quack Pack Classic Toons Lilo and Stitch Recess House of Mouse GENERAL INTEREST BBC 3 20:00 The Real Hustle 21:00 The 34 Stone Teenager 22:00 Last Man Standing 23:00 EastEnders 23:30 Family Guy 00:15 Last Man Standing 01:15 Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps 02:15 The 34 Stone Teenager 03:15 The Real Hustle BBC 4 20:00 World News Today 20:30 Mapping Everest 21:00 Everest ER 22:00 Farther Than the Eye Can See 23:00 Le Diner De Cons 00:20 Everest ER 01:20 How to be Ex-Prime Minister 02:20 The Worst Job in British Politics? 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BBC News The National Lottery Draws How Young Can I Get? Hideous Kinky Coast Mary, Queen of Shops Blackpool Medics: 10 Days in May Joins BBC News 24 BBC 2 07:20 07:35 08:00 08:15 09:00 09:30 10:00 10:15 10:30 10:50 11:00 11:30 12:30 14:00 14:30 15:00 16:00 16:45 17:30 18:15 19:00 19:30 20:00 20:30 21:00 22:00 23:00 23:30 00:20 00:50 01:20 02:10 03:05 The Story Makers Balamory Arthur Do Something Different Sorcerer’s Apprentice Extra In The Night Garden Mama Mirabelle’s Home Movies Something Special Big Cook Little Cook Underground Ernie LazyTown Britain’s Best Buildings The Daily Politics Animal Park Working Lunch Living in the Sun Escape to the Country Flog It! Ready, Steady, Cook The Weakest Link Eggheads Nature’s Calendar Saving Planet Earth Johnny Kingdom: A Year On Exmoor Alastair Campbell Diaries Rome Never Mind The Buzzcocks Newsnight Marcus Brigstocke’s Trophy People Marcus Brigstocke’s Trophy People Proof Proof Joins BBC News 24 ITV 1 07:00 10:25 11:30 13:30 14:30 15:00 16:00 17:00 18:00 19:00 19:30 20:00 20:30 21:00 22:00 23:30 00:00 01:00 05:05 06:00 GMTV The Jeremy Kyle Show This Morning Loose Women ITV Lunchtime News and Weather Dickinson’s Celebrity Deals Daily Cooks Inspector Morse Golden Balls London Tonight ITV Evening News; Weather Emmerdale Coronation Street The Bill Second of two parts. Sun Hill is still reeling from the murder of Billy and the attack on Doug. Greg Farnham is their prime suspect in both cases - he blames the police for the death of his daughter, and the officers believe that he’s out for revenge. But Nikki fails to identify Greg in the line up. Determined to make an arrest, she and Sally follow him to a friend’s house. Will the cop killer attack a third time? 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With all the latest breaking news as it happens, exclusive behind-the-scenes access and insider interviews with the housemates’ relatives and friends, this show is an absolute must for all Big Brother fans. DOCUMENTARIES DISCOVERY 07:00 Time Team 08:00 Mythbusters 09:00 How It’s Made 09:30 How It’s Made 10:00 How Do They Do It? 11:00 Deadliest Catch 12:00 U-234: Hitler’s Last Submarine 13:00 World’s Toughest Tribes 14:00 The F.B.I. Files 15:00 Animal Cops Detroit 16:00 American Chopper 17:00 Deadliest Catch 18:00 World’s Lost Tribes 19:00 Mythbusters 20:00 How Do They Do It? 21:00 How It’s Made 21:30 How It’s Made 22:00 Risk Takers 23:00 Deadliest Catch 00:00 Very Bad Men 01:00 The F.B.I. 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In 2004, defending champions Colombia were beaten 3-0 at this stage by Argentina. 11:00 Ladies English Open 12:00 Cricket: County Championship - Lancashire V Yorkshire 18:30 Trans World Sport 19:30 Total Rugby All the latest rugby union news, with interviews and all the latest action from around the globe as well as special features exploring different aspects of the game. 20:00 FIFA Futbol Mundial 20:30 Copa America: Semi-Final 22:30 Golf: Sir Bobby Robson Golf Classic 2007 00:30 Copa America: Semi-Final 02:30 Copa America: Semi-Final 04:30 FIFA Futbol Mundial SKY SPORTS 2 07:00 07:30 08:00 08:30 09:00 10:30 11:00 12:30 13:00 15:00 16:00 17:30 19:30 20:00 22:00 23:00 23:30 00:30 01:00 02:00 03:30 04:30 Aerobics Oz Style Ocean Aerobics Oz Style Ocean Golf: Spoony Golf Classic Caterham Motor Racing Betfair Poker Masters of Europe Foot Brazil Copa America: Semi-Final Ladies European Tour Golf: Ladies English Open Golf: Spoony Golf Classic Golf: Sir Bobby Robson Golf Classic 2007 European Tour Weekly Live Winning Post Irish International Eventing Irish International Show Jumping Watersports World European Tour Weekly Irish International Eventing Betfair Poker Masters of Europe World Ten Pin Masters Irish International Show Jumping SKY SPORTS 3 08:30 09:30 10:00 12:00 12:30 13:00 14:00 15:00 15:30 16:00 17:00 17:30 18:30 19:30 20:30 22:30 23:00 01:00 03:00 World Pool Masters Irish International Eventing Beach Cricket Aerobics Oz Style Racing News Powerboat P1 Championship Sports Unlimited Foot Brazil Irish International Eventing World Pool Masters Karting World Wrestling Entertainment Late Night Bottom Line World Wrestling Entertainment Late Night Afterburn World Ten Pin Masters PGA Europro Tour Golf: PGA Europro Tour - Stoke By Nayland Total Rugby Cricket: County Championship - Lancashire V Yorkshire PGA Europro Tour Golf: PGA Europro Tour - Stoke By Nayland Golf: Sir Bobby Robson Golf Classic 2007 EUROSPORT 09:00 FIA World Touring Car Championship: FIA WTCC Magazine 09:30 Cycling: Tour de France 10:30 Athletics: Iaaf Super Grand Prix In Lausanne, Switzerland 12:30 Cycling: Tour de France 17:30 Football: Gooooal! 18:00 All Sports: Wednesday Selection 18:05 Equestrianism: Super League In Aachen, Netherlands 19:05 Equestrianism: Riders Club 19:10 All Sports: Wednesday Selection Guest 19:15 Golf: U.S. P.G.A. 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They started the way they meant to go on, and would ultimately go through the tournament unbeaten. 22:00 Rugby: Wales V South Africa 23:00 Man Utd V Ipswich, 94/95 23:30 Sheffield Wednesday V Spurs, 94/95 One of the most eventful matches in Premiership history, this game saw seven goals, Klinsmann’s debut and a celebration that would sweep the nation. 00:00 Boxing: Frazier V Ali 01:00 Duels: East Germany V West Germany 02:00 Man Utd V Ipswich, 94/95 02:30 Sheffield Wednesday V Spurs, 94/95 03:00 Golf: The Open 04:00 Golf: Dubai Desert Classic 05:00 Duels: East Germany V West Germany 06:00 Golf: Irish Open TELEVISION July 6 - July 12 2007 35 Wednesday 11th July 2007 FILMS SKY MOVIES sci-fi & horror 11:00 13:00 14:40 16:40 18:20 20:00 22:00 Earth Minus Zero Ice Dark Water Earth Minus Zero Ice Dark Water The Serpent And The Rainbow 23:45 Underworld: Evolution 01:35 Bad Karma SKY MOVIES premier 11:00 11:30 12:00 12:30 13:00 15:00 17:00 19:20 21:00 23:00 00:45 01:15 Premiere Close Up Classics Close Up Family Close Up Action and Thriller Close Up Eight Below Freedomland Rent Good Night, and Good Luck Poseidon The Weather Man Comedy Close Up Mayday SKY MOVIES modern greats 07:00 The Beguiled 09:00 Cotton Comes to Harlem 11:00 Rocky 13:05 15:05 17:05 19:00 21:00 23:00 01:10 Grease 2 The Beguiled Cotton Comes to Harlem Rocky Grease 2 Marathon Man Death Wish 4: The Crackdown 02:55 Heaven’s Gate 06:30 Rocky SKY MOVIES indie 11:00 12:45 15:35 17:30 19:15 22:05 23:35 01:30 03:20 The Holy Girl Nuovo Cinema Paradiso Mr. Reliable The Holy Girl Nuovo Cinema Paradiso Boxcar Bertha Mr. Reliable Ong-bak Bang SKY MOVIES family 07:40 Fat Albert 09:20 Comedy Close Up 09:50 Magical Legend of the Leprechauns 11:25 The Sixth Man 13:15 Premiere Close Up 13:45 Nanny Mcphee 15:25 The Karate Kid, Part II Dark Water Sky Movies Sci-fi & horror 14.40 - 16.40 & 20.00 - 22.00 It all begins inside Apartment 9F. This is where a single mother, Dahlia Williams, is trying to make a brand-new start in life. Attempting to escape from a bitter custody battle with her estranged husband, Dahlia moves with her daughter Ceci to a dilapidated, sprawling housing block on Roosevelt Island at the very edges of New York City. Their new home provides little refuge. The rundown tower’s creepy noises, rickety elevator and sinister dark water stains are eerie enough. But Dahlia begins to suspect there is a far greater threat. Just who or what is it that is playing mind games with Dahlia--and can she trust her own senses when her imagination is also running wild? As Ceci’s ghostly encounters and an array of strange occurrences continue to build, Dahlia suddenly must question who she can trust and in what she can believe. But she will stop at nothing to figure out the riddle and protect her daughter--even as the dark water closes in around them. 17:25 19:15 21:00 22:40 00:40 02:25 04:00 05:35 The Sixth Man Sky High Nanny Mcphee The Karate Kid, Part II Sky High Jungle Boy Under Wraps Abe and Bruno SKY MOVIES drama 07:35 09:15 10:55 12:35 14:25 16:05 17:40 19:15 21:00 23:20 01:40 03:45 05:25 Too Close To Home Miss Lettie and Me Between Love And Honour The Story of An African Farm Too Close To Home Miss Lettie and Me Between Love And Honour The Story of An African Farm Coach Carter Kundun Soul Food The Bachelor’s Baby Between Love And Honour SKY MOVIES comedy 07:15 09:05 11:15 13:00 15:00 16:45 18:55 21:00 22:45 00:45 02:20 03:55 05:45 On the Nose He Said, She Said Sixty Six A Lot like Love Harold and Kumar Get The Munchies He Said, She Said Emma Sixty Six A Lot like Love Harold and Kumar Get The Munchies Whiskey Down On the Nose Emma SKY MOVIES classics 07:20 09:20 11:20 14:40 16:40 18:40 22:00 Hail The Conquering Hero The Big Clock Giant The Mark of Zorro The Big Clock Giant The Unforgiven 00:05 01:30 03:55 05:45 The Pit and The Pendulum Irma La Douce The Mark of Zorro The Men SKY MOVIES action/thriller 07:25 09:10 10:55 12:45 14:50 16:35 18:20 20:10 22:00 00:05 02:00 03:55 05:50 Angel Flight Down Down’ n Dirty Young Guns II Deep Impact The Presidio Down’ n Dirty Young Guns II The Presidio Deep Impact Sea Of Love The Border When The Sky Falls Angel Flight Down SKY MOVIES HD 1 12:00 13:50 14:20 16:10 18:10 20:00 22:00 23:55 01:40 03:40 Seconds Family Close Up Zathura: A Space Adventure The Longest Yard Bad Santa Zathura: A Space Adventure The Longest Yard Bad Santa Seconds The Top 10 Show SKY MOVIES HD 2 13:00 15:00 16:45 17:15 19:15 21:00 22:30 00:35 02:20 04.10 King of The Hill Red Eye Drama Close Up Bee Season King of The Hill Red Eye Mr. & Mrs. Smith Tsotsi Asylum Into the Deep FILM 4 14:00 Miss Grant Takes Richmond 15:45 Appointment in London 17:40 The Ghost and Mrs Muir Nanny Mcphee Sky Movies family 13.45 - 15.25 & 21.00 - 22.40 A new nanny enters the household of the recently widowed Mr. Brown and attempts to tame his seven exceedingly ill-behaved children. The children, led by the oldest boy Simon, have managed to drive away 17 previous nannies and are certain that they will have no trouble with this one. But as Nanny McPhee takes control, they begin to notice that their vile behaviour now leads swiftly and magically to rather startling consequences. Her influence also extends to the family’s deeper problems, including Mr. Brown’s sudden and seemingly inexplicable attempts to find a new wife. As the children’s behaviour begins to change, Nanny McPhee’s arresting face and frame appear to change as well, creating even more questions about this mysterious stranger whom the children and their father have come to love. 19:40 22:00 00:30 02:20 Jean De Florette The Core Rita, Sue and Bob Too 8 Women TCM 07:30 Teleshopping 07:50 Gaslight 09:15 No Guts, No Glory: 75 Years Of Laughter 10:05 The Doctor’s Dilemma 12:00 Ada 14:00 Bhowani Junction 16:00 The Man Who Came to Dinner 18:10 Dodge City 20:05 King Solomon’s Mines 22:00 Absence of Malice 00:15 Diner 02:15 The Green Slime 03:50 Teleshopping 04:10 The Wheeler Dealers 06:00 The Devil Makes Three DISNEY cinemagic 07:00 07:25 07:45 08:10 08:35 09:00 09:25 09:50 10:15 The Little Mermaid Aladdin House of Mouse Emperor’s New School Recess Lilo and Stitch Lilo and Stitch House of Mouse Tarzan 10:40 11:05 11:30 11:55 12:20 12:45 13:10 13:35 14:00 14:25 14:50 15:15 15:40 16:00 16:20 16:45 17:10 17:35 18:00 19:35 20:00 21:30 21:40 22:05 22:25 22:50 23:15 23:40 23:45 00:10 00:35 Tarzan Goof Troop Hercules Aladdin 101 Dalmatians Buzz Lightyear of Star Command The Little Mermaid Quack Pack House of Mouse Tarzan Lilo and Stitch Aladdin Hercules House of Mouse Tarzan Lilo and Stitch Emperor’s New School Recess 102 Dalmatians Lilo and Stitch Leroy and Stitc House of Mouse Tarzan Lilo and Stitch Emperor’s New School Recess Quack Pack Classic Toons Lilo and Stitch Recess House of Mouse GENERAL INTEREST BBC 3 20:00 Say No to the Knife 21:00 Anthea Turner: The Perfect Housewife 22:00 Stigmata 23:35 Last Man Standing 00:35 The Great Sperm Crisis 01:35 Say No to the Knife 02:35 Last Man Standing 03:35 The Great Sperm Crisis 04:35 Anthea Turner: The Perfect Housewife BBC 4 20:00 World News Today 20:30 Indian School 21:00 Thoroughly Modern 21:30 Masterpieces of the East 22:00 Crisis at the Castle 23:00 Storyville 23:30 Togas on TV 00:30 Crisis at the Castle 01:30 Masterpieces of the East 02:00 Indian School 02:30 Storyville 03:00 Crisis at the Castle 04:00 Indian School 04:30 Storyville BBC prime 07:00 Boogie Beebies 07:15 Tweenies 07:35 Balamory 07:55 Big Cook Little Cook 08:15 Come Outside 08:30 Andy Pandy 08:35 Teletubbies Everywhere 08:45 Teletubbies Everywhere 08:55 Monty The Dog 09:00 Passport to The Sun 09:30 A Place in France 10:00 A Life Coach Less Ordinary 10:30 Passport to The Sun 11:00 Model Gardens 11:30 Big Cat Diary 12:00 Big Cat Diary 12:30 Yes, Minister 13:00 My Hero 13:30 My Family 14:00 Hetty Wainthropp Investigates 15:00 Waking the Dead 16:00 Passport to The Sun 16:30 Homes under the Hammer 17:30 Bargain Hunt 18:00 My Hero 18:30 My Family 19:00 The Week The Women Went 19:30 Small Town Gardens 20:00 Waking the Dead 20:50 The Fear 21:00 The Inspector Lynley Mysteries 21:50 The Fear 22:00 The Thick of It 22:30 Manchild 23:00 Waking the Dead 00:00 Yes, Minister 00:30 The Inspector Lynley Mysteries 01:20 The Fear 01:30 My Hero 02:00 My Family 02:30 EastEnders 03:00 Waking the Dead 04:00 Hetty Wainthropp Investigates 05:00 Passport to The Sun 05:30 Balamory 05:50 Tweenies 06:10 Big Cook Little Cook 06:30 Tikkabilla BBC world 07:00 BBC News 07:30 World Business Report 08:00 BBC News 08:30 World Business Report 08:45 Sport Today 09:00 BBC News 09:30 Nurses On The Frontline 10:00 BBC News 10:30 HARDtalk 11:00 BBC News 11:30 Talking Movies 12:00 BBC News 12:30 World Business Report 12:45 Sport Today 13:00 World News Today 14:00 BBC News 14:30 World Business Report 14:45 Sport Today 15:00 BBC News 15:30 Asia Today 15:45 Sport Today 16:00 BBC News 16:30 HARDtalk 17:00 BBC News 17:30 Fast Track 18:00 BBC News 18:30 Asia Today 19:00 BBC News 19:30 World Business Report 19:45 Sport Today 20:00 World News Today 21:00 BBC News 21:30 Our World 22:00 BBC News 22:30 HARDtalk 23:00 BBC News 23:15 World Business Report 23:45 Sport Today 00:00 BBC News 00:30 Asia Today 00:45 World Business Report 01:00 BBC News 01:30 HARDtalk 02:00 BBC News 02:30 World Business Report 03:00 BBC News 03:30 Fast Track 04:00 BBC News 04:30 World Business Report 04:45 Sport Today 05:00 BBC News 05:30 HARDtalk BRAVO 09:00 Street Crime UK 3 10:00 Dog the Bounty Hunter 11:00 Starsky and Hutch 12:00 Walker, Texas Ranger 13:00 Whacked Out Sports: When Sport Goes Bad 14:00 Dog the Bounty Hunter 15:00 Street Crime UK 3 16:00 Cops on Camera 17:00 Dog the Bounty Hunter 18:00 Whacked Out Sports: When Sport Goes Bad 19:00 Starsky and Hutch 20:00 Walker, Texas Ranger 21:00 Dog the Bounty Hunter 22:00 Whacked Out Sports: When Sport Goes Bad 23:00 Dog the Bounty Hunter 00:00 Porn Week 00:30 Porn Week 01:00 Metalocalypse 01:15 Minoriteam 01:30 Aqua Teen Hunger Force 01:45 12 oz. 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Tina tells everybody she’s not going to marry Dominic, and that’s before she finds him in a compromising position with a stripper! Meanwhile, Mercedes is having a fantastic hen night, but Russ sees her flirting with men and starts to get the jitters. Will either of the weddings go ahead? 17:55 Friends 18:30 Friends 18:55 Big Brother 20:00 Hollyoaks 20:30 Big Brother’s Little Brother 21:00 Friends 22:00 Scrubs JD spends time getting to know the future mother of his child, Kim, and finds that they are surprisingly compatible. Meanwhile Turk gets nervous when Carla starts contemplating returning to work now that the baby is born. 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Files 02:00 Most Evil 03:00 Forensic Detectives 04:00 SWAT: Tactical Force 04:50 Rogue Predators 05:40 Extreme Engineering 06:30 How It’s Made DISCOVERY real time 07:00 This Old House with Steve and Norm 07:30 New Yankee Workshop 08:00 Hooked on Fishing: Small Water Big Fish 08:30 Hooked on Fishing: Catfish Capers 09:00 Greater Rod Race 09:30 John Wilson’s Fishing Safari 10:00 Watercolours with Charles Evans 10:30 Joy of Painting 11:00 Location, Location, Location 11:30 Build, Buy or Restore? 12:00 Relocation, Relocation 13:00 Natural Born Dealers 14:00 A Place In The Sun 15:00 Wrecks to Riches 16:00 Tommy Walsh’s Space Invaders 17:00 Property Ladder 18:00 Biker Build-off 19:00 Natural Born Dealers 20:00 A Place In The Sun 21:00 Location, Location, Location 21:30 Build, Buy or Restore? 22:00 River Cottage Forever 23:00 Little People, Big World 00:00 Overhaulin’ 01:00 Biker Buildoff 02:00 A Plane is Born 02:30 River Cottage Forever 03:00 River Cottage Forever 03:30 Little People, Big World 04:00 Little People, Big World 04:25 Overhaulin’ 05:15 Watercolours with Charles Evans 05:40 Joy of Painting 06:05 This Old House with Steve and Norm 06:30 New Home DIY NATIONAL geographic 09:00 The Real Alexander The Great 10:00 Ultimate Tsunami 11:00 Megastructures 12:00 Battlefront 12:30 Battlefront 13:00 Volcano Alerts Investigated 14:00 How It Works 14:30 How It Works 15:00 Air Crash Investigation 16:00 The Sea Hunters 17:00 Seconds From Disaster 18:00 Pearl Harbour: Legacy of Attack 19:00 How It Works 19:30 How It Works 20:00 Bug Brother 21:00 Seconds From Disaster 22:00 Megastructures 23:00 Supercarrier 00:00 Jack The Ripper 01:00 Megastructures 02:00 Supercarrier HISTORY channel 09:00 Mega Movers 10:00 The Battle of Lepanto 11:00 Titanic: A Tale Of Two Journeys 12:00 The Curse of King Tut’s Tomb 13:00 Lost Ships 14:00 The Colour of War 15:00 Hitler’s Children 16:00 Declassified 17:00 Line of Fire 18:00 Hitler’s Children 19:00 The Colour of War 20:00 Lost Ships 21:00 The Lost Evidence 22:00 Fire and Ice 23:00 Hindenburg 00:00 Anatomy of Crime 01:00 Lost Ships 02:00 Mega Movers UKTV documentary 11:00 Around the World in 80 Treasures 12:00 Gorillas - Wildlife Special 13:00 Time Shift 13:55 World’s Best Places To See 14:00 Ray Mears’ Wild Food 15:00 Ray Mears: Extreme Survival 16:00 Around the World in 80 Treasures 17:00 Gorillas - Wildlife Special 18:00 Ray Mears’ Wild Food 19:00 Ray Mears: Extreme Survival 20:00 Around the World in 80 Treasures 21:00 Gorillas - Wildlife Special 22:00 Ray Mears’ Wild Food 23:00 Ray Mears: Extreme Survival 00:00 Around the World in 80 Treasures 01:00 Time Shift ANIMAL planet 07:00 Animal Cops Detroit 08:00 Crocodile Hunter 09:00 Monkey Business 09:30 Animal Crackers 10:00 Top Dog 11:00 Pet Rescue 11:30 Wildlife SOS 12:30 Animal Cops Houston 13:30 Horsetails 14:00 Mouse 15:00 Wildlife SOS 16:00 Crocodile Hunter 17:00 Monkey Business 17:30 Animal Crackers 18:00 Animal Cops Houston 19:00 Cherub of The Mist 20:00 Animal Crackers 20:30 Monkey Business 21:00 E-Vets: The Interns 21:30 Wildlife SOS 22:00 A Stable Life 22:30 A Stable Life 23:00 Animal Cops Detroit 00:00 Animal Crackers 00:30 Monkey Business 01:00 E-Vets: The Interns 01:30 Wildlife SOS 02:00 Animal Cops Houston 03:00 Animal Cops Detroit 04:00 Pet Rescue 04:30 Animal Crackers 04:55 Monkey Business 05:20 Wildlife SOS 05:45 E-Vets: The Interns 06:10 A Stable Life 06:35 A Stable Life SPORT SKY SPORTS 1 07:00 Total Rugby 07:30 European Tour Weekly 08:00 World Wrestling Entertainment Experience Todd Grisham brings you all the latest from Raw and Smackdown, including the best of the matches and interviews with the biggest Superstars. 09:00 Copa America: Semi Final 11:00 FIFA Futbol Mundial 11:30 Total Rugby 12:00 Motor Racing 13:00 European Tour Weekly 13:30 FIFA Futbol Mundial From Serie A to the Bundesliga, from Major League Soccer to the J-League, Futbol Mundial reviews all the action from the world game. 14:00 Copa America: Semi Final 16:00 Motor Racing 17:00 Trans World Sport 18:00 Premier League World 18:30 Copa America: Semi Final 20:30 Super League: Wigan V Leeds 23:30 Copa America: Semi Final 01:30 Premier League World 02:00 Super League: Wigan V Leeds 04:00 Premier League World SKY SPORTS 2 07:00 07:30 08:00 08:30 09:00 11:00 13:00 14:00 15:30 16:30 17:00 17:30 18:00 19:00 19:30 20:30 21:00 23:00 00:00 00:30 01:00 01:30 02:00 03:00 Aerobics Oz Style Ocean Aerobics Oz Style Ocean Golf: Sir Bobby Robson Golf Classic 2007 PGA Europro Tour Golf: PGA Europro Tour - Stoke By Nayland Beach Volleyball Betfair Poker Masters of Europe Watersports World Total Rugby Rallyzone Karting Race World ATP Tennis Magazine Trans World Sport Premier League World A round-up of all the news from the Premier League in anticipation of the new season. Copa America: Semi Final Race World Karting I.A.A.F Athletix Weekly Irish International Eventing ATP Tennis Magazine Trans World Sport I.A.A.F Athletix Weekly SKY SPORTS 3 07:30 Rallyzone 08:00 Cricket: County Championship - Lancashire V Yorkshire 10:00 Beach Cricket Grab your boards and bathers, head down to the beach and don’t forget your bat. The XXXX Gold Beach Cricket tri-nations at Maroubra Beach, Sydney, as Australia, England and West Indies do battle. 12:00 Irish International Show Jumping 12:30 Racing News 13:00 Watersports World 14:00 World Ten Pin Masters 15:00 Irish International Show Jumping 15:30 Irish International Eventing 16:30 Irish Greyhound Racing 17:00 World Ten Pin Masters 18:00 World Wrestling Entertainment Heat 19:00 Irish Greyhound Racing 19:30 I.A.A.F Athletix Weekly 20:00 Live Winning Post 22:00 World Wrestling Entertainment Late Night Raw 00:00 ECW Wrestling 01:00 Race World 02:00 Beach Volleyball EUROSPORT 08:30 Equestrianism 09:30 Cycling: Tour de France 10:30 Volleyball: World League In Katowice, Italy 12:00 Football: Danone Nations Cup In Lyon, France 12:30 Cycling: Tour de France Eurosport is there where the other TV channels are not by covering the start of the race LIVE for the first time. This 15-minute LIVE coverage will include interviews with the riders done just before the start by Eurosport’s four prestigious consultants Richard Virenque, Sean Kelly, Jens Heppner and Jacky Durand. 12:45 Cycling: Tour de France 14:15 Cycling: Tour de France 14:45 Cycling: Tour de France 17:30 Snooker: Snooker Hall Of Frame 18:30 Athletics: Iaaf Super Grand Prix In Lausanne, Switzerland 20:00 Boxing: International Contest In London, United Kingdom 22:00 Cycling: Tour de France 23:00 Fight Sport: Fight Club 00:30 Cycling: Tour de France ESPN classic 08:00 Golf: Irish Open 09:00 Golf: The Open, Best of The ‘80s A decade’s great play squeezed into one single programme, as the TV archives are raided for a quickfire selection of the best shots of the 1980s. 10:00 Golf: The Open 11:00 Man Utd V Ipswich, 94/95 11:30 Sheffield Wednesday V Spurs, 94/95 12:00 Boxing: Frazier V Ali 13:00 Duels: Boca Juniors V River Plate 14:00 Rugby: Wales V South Africa 15:00 Man Utd V Ipswich, 94/95 15:30 Sheffield Wednesday V Spurs, 94/95 16:00 Cricket: England V India 16:30 CWC 1979: India V West Indies 17:00 Boxing: Frazier V Ali 18:00 Rugby: Wales V South Africa 19:00 Man Utd V Ipswich, 94/95 Still the Premiership’s biggest ever victory, this trouncing saw Andy Cole’s first goals at Old Trafford, and a big help to United’s goal difference! 19:30 Sheffield Wednesday V Spurs, 94/95 20:00 21:00 21:30 22:00 23:00 23:30 00:00 01:00 02:00 02:30 03:00 04:00 05:00 06:00 Golf: The Open Cricket: England V India CWC 1983: Australia V India Rugby: Wales V South Africa Liverpool V Blackburn, 94/95 It’s the final day of the 1994/95 season and Shearer’s Blackburn need a result at Anfield to claim their first ever Premiership title... or do they? Blackburn V Nottm Forest, 95/96 Back in 1995, a Forest side containing Stuart Pearce were unbeaten in 25 matches going into this game at Ewood Park. Guess what happened next! Boxing: Ali V Foreman Duels: Boca Juniors V River Plate Liverpool V Blackburn, 94/95 Blackburn V Nottm Forest, 95/96 Golf: The Open Golf: Irish Open Duels: Boca Juniors V River Plate Golf: Johnnie Walker Classic TELEVISION July 6 - July 12 2007 37 Thursday 12th July 2007 FILMS SKY MOVIES sci-fi & horror 11:00 Cry_Wolf 13:00 Alien Abduction: The McPherson Tape 14:45 Land of the Dead 16:35 Cry_Wolf 18:15 Alien Abduction: The McPherson Tape 20:05 Altered 22:00 Land of the Dead 23:45 The Hills Have Eyes 01:35 Altered SKY MOVIES premier 11:30 12:00 12:30 13:00 15:00 17:00 19:20 21:00 23:00 00:45 01:15 Action and Thriller Close Up Classics Close Up Comedy Close Up Eight Below Freedomland Rent Good Night, and Good Luck Poseidon The Weather Man Action and Thriller Close Up Mayday SKY MOVIES modern greats 08:40 The Exorcist III 10:50 Death Wish V: The Face of Death 12:50 Footloose 14:50 The Exorcist III 17:00 Death Wish V: The Face of Death 18:50 Rocky II 21:00 Footloose 23:00 The Last Detail 01:00 Modern Greats Close Up 01:30 Across 110th Street 03:20 Foxy Brown 05:00 Rocky II SKY MOVIES indie 11:00 13:00 14:50 17:05 17:50 19:40 20:10 22:00 00:15 02:00 04:00 El Perro Rice Rhapsody The Last Metro Galapagos Ridicule Indie Close Up Rice Rhapsody The Last Metro Mean Creek Fade to Black Galapagos SKY MOVIES family 07:15 The Adventures of Brer Rabbit 08:30 Magical Legend of the Leprechauns 10:05 Lassie 11:45 Family Close Up Team America: World Police Sky Movies comedy 15.30 - 17.20 & 23.00 - 00.40 Team America, an international police force dedicated to maintaining global stability, learns that a power hungry dictator is brokering weapons of mass destruction to terrorists. The heroes embark upon a harrowing mission to save the world. To infiltrate the terrorist network, Team America recruits Gary Johnston, a rising star on Broadway to go undercover. Although intially reluctant to sacrifice his promising career, Gary realizes that his acting gift is needed for a higher cause. With the help of Team America leader Spotswoode and fellow members Chris, Sarah, Lisa and Joe, Gary slips into an arms dealer’s hideout where he discovers that the terrorists’ plot has already begun to unfold. From the pyramids of Cairo to the Panama Canal and finally to the palace of power-mad dictator Kim JongIl, Team America criss-crosses the globe on a desperate mission to preserve the very fabric of civilization. 12:15 Herbie: Fully Loaded 14:00 The Karate Kid, Part III 16:00 Turbo: A Power Rangers Movie 17:45 Lassie 19:30 Stay Tuned 21:00 Herbie: Fully Loaded 22:45 The Karate Kid, Part III 00:45 Goal! 02:45 Stay Tuned 04:25 Arizona Summer 06:10 MVP 2: Most Vertical Primate SKY MOVIES drama 07:00 Roseanne: An Unauthorized Biography 08:45 Her Own Rules 10:30 A Mother’s Revenge 12:10 A Father’s Son 13:50 A Civil Action 15:50 Roseanne: An Unauthorized Biography 17:25 Drama Close Up 17:55 Her Own Rules 19:25 A Mother’s Revenge 21:00 A Civil Action 23:00 Stay 00:45 The United States of Leland 02:35 Gypsy Woman 04:05 Obsessed 05:40 A Father’s Son SKY MOVIES comedy 07:50 09:50 11:35 13:10 13:30 15:30 17:20 19:15 21:00 23:00 00:40 02:30 04:15 05:50 The Pirates of Penzance Saving Grace Mastermind The Top 10 Show American Dreamz Team America: World Police Shopgirl Home For The Holidays American Dreamz Team America: World Police Shopgirl Home For The Holidays Saving Grace The Pirates of Penzance SKY MOVIES classics 11:05 12:50 14:35 16:30 18:30 20:15 22:00 00:20 02:15 03:50 Clambake Bus Stop The Conqueror The Little Foxes Clambake Bus Stop Rosemary’s Baby The Conqueror Tales of Terror The Killing of Sister George SKY MOVIES action/thriller 07:25 09:10 11:00 12:45 14:35 16:40 18:25 20:10 22:00 00:05 01:40 03:40 Volcano: Fire on the Mountain Pacific Heights Chill Factor Chain Reaction Lord of War Pacific Heights Chill Factor Chain Reaction Lord of War Commando The Young Americans Back in Business SKY MOVIES HD 1 12:00 14:00 14:30 16:30 18:10 20:10 22:00 23:30 01:30 02:00 Manhattan Family Close Up Melinda And Melinda Date Movie Roll Bounce Manhattan Date Movie Melinda And Melinda Comedy Close Up The Accused SKY MOVIES HD 2 13:00 15:00 17:00 19:00 21:00 23:00 00:50 02:50 The Hudsucker Proxy The Saint The Skeleton Key The Hudsucker Proxy The Saint The Fog The Skeleton Key The Libertine FILM 4 07:15 Island in the Sky 09:05 The Little Foxes 14:00 Last of The Badmen 15:35 The House on Telegraph Hill Life of Zack and Cody 09:00 That’s So Raven 09:25 Hannah Montana 09:50 Kim Possible 10:15 House of Mouse 10:30 Little Einsteins 10:55 My Friends Tigger and Pooh 11:05 Mickey Mouse Clubhouse 11:30 Lilo and Stitch 11:55 Fillmore 12:20 American Dragon: Jake Long 12:45 Recess 12:55 Recess 13:15 Kim Possible 13:45 The Proud Family 14:10 Smart Guy 14:30 Teen Angel 14:55 Phil of the Future 15:20 Lizzie McGuire 15:45 The Suite Life of Zack and Cody 16:10 That’s So Raven 16:35 Recess 16:55 Recess 17:05 Kim Possible 17:30 The Suite Life of Zack and Cody 18:00 Cory in The House 18:25 Hannah Montana 18:55 That’s So Raven 19:15 That’s So Raven 19:45 Lizzie McGuire 20:10 The Suite Life of Zack and Cody 20:35 The Suite Life of Zack and Cody 21:00 Recess 21:25 Kim Possible 21:45 American Dragon: Jake Long 22:10 Tarzan 22:35 Fillmore 23:00 The Suite Life of Zack and Cody 23:20 Lizzie McGuire 23:45 That’s So Raven 00:10 The Proud Family 00:35 Kim Possible of Sherlock Holmes 22:00 Doc Martin 23:05 The Last Detective 00:40 Hack 01:40 Jeeves and Wooster 02:40 HeartBeat 03:35 Ironside 04:25 Savage Planet 04:50 Film File Land of the Dead Sky Movies sci fi/horror 14.45 - 16.35 & 22.00 - 23.45 The world is merely a memory. In its place is the never-ending nightmare existence of us the living versus them the “walkers.” What’s left of mankind is cordoned off behind the walls of a fortified city while the walking dead roam the vast wasteland beyond. To bring food and other essential supplies to the occupants of the city, a hardened group of mercenaries--headed by Riley run retrieval missions outside the city, protected by their massive armored vehicle, Dead Reckoning. Riley and Cholo, are in it for the money, which they hope to use for their own escapes--Riley to the North, with promises of “a world without fences” and freedom, and Cholo to the luxury of Fiddler’s Green, far away from the violent life he has known. 17:20 19:50 22:00 23:40 01:35 The Barefoot Contessa Manon Des Sources Get Over It Shaft The Death of Mr. Lazarescu TCM 07:35 07:55 09:55 12:00 14:15 16:00 18:00 19:55 22:00 00:10 02:55 04:00 04:20 06:00 Teleshopping The Americanization of Emily International Velvet The Yellow Rolls Royce The Last Voyage Singin’ in The Rain Where the Boys Are The Year of Living Dangerously The Searchers The Dirty Dozen Freaks Teleshopping Savage Messiah The Secret Partner DISNEY cinemagic 07:00 07:25 07:45 08:10 08:35 09:00 09:25 09:50 The Little Mermaid Aladdin House of Mouse Emperor’s New School Recess Lilo and Stitch Lilo and Stitch House of Mouse 10:15 10:40 11:05 11:30 11:55 12:20 12:45 13:10 13:35 14:00 14:25 14:50 15:15 15:40 16:00 16:20 16:45 17:10 17:35 18:00 19:35 20:00 21:30 21:40 22:05 22:25 22:50 23:15 23:40 23:45 00:10 00:35 Tarzan Tarzan Goof Troop Hercules Aladdin 101 Dalmatians Buzz Lightyear of Star Command The Little Mermaid Quack Pack House of Mouse Tarzan Lilo and Stitch Aladdin Hercules House of Mouse Tarzan Lilo and Stitch Emperor’s New School Recess Heavy Weights Lilo and Stitch The Princess Diaries House of Mouse Tarzan Lilo and Stitch Emperor’s New School Recess Quack Pack Classic Toons Lilo and Stitch Recess House of Mouse GENERAL INTEREST BBC 3 20:00 Anthea Turner: The Perfect Housewife 21:00 Honey We’re Killing The Kids 22:00 Make Me a Baby 23:00 EastEnders 23:30 The C Word and Me 00:30 Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps 01:30 Honey We’re Killing The Kids 02:30 The C Word and Me 03:30 Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps 04:30 Anthea Turner: The Perfect Housewife BBC 4 20:00 World News Today 20:30 In Concert 21:10 The Avengers 22:00 London Calling: Inside the BBC World Service 23:00 Tina Brown Talks to Kirsty Wark 00:00 Children’s TV On Trial 01:00 London Calling: Inside the BBC World Service 02:00 Every Prime Minister Needs A Willie: Or How To Be A Deputy 03:00 London Calling: Inside the BBC World Service 04:00 Children’s TV On Trial BBC prime 08:15 Come Outside 08:30 Andy Pandy 08:35 Teletubbies Everywhere 08:45 Teletubbies Everywhere 08:55 Monty The Dog 09:00 Passport to The Sun 09:30 The Week The Women Went 10:00 Small Town Gardens 10:30 Passport to The Sun 11:00 Model Gardens 11:30 Big Cat Diary Update 12:30 Yes, Minister 13:00 My Hero 13:30 My Family 14:00 Hetty Wainthropp Investigates 15:00 Waking the Dead 15:50 The Fear 16:00 Passport to The Sun 16:30 Superhomes 17:30 Bargain Hunt 18:00 My Hero 18:30 My Family 19:00 Staying Put 19:30 Staying Put 20:00 Waking the Dead 21:00 The Inspector Lynley Mysteries 21:45 The Fear 22:00 The Thick of It 22:30 French and Saunders 23:00 Waking the Dead 00:00 Yes, Minister 00:30 The Inspector Lynley Mysteries 01:15 The Fear 01:30 My Hero 02:00 My Family 02:30 EastEnders 03:00 Waking the Dead 04:00 Hetty Wainthropp Investigates BBC world 07:00 BBC News 07:30 World Business Report 08:00 BBC News 08:30 World Business Report 08:45 Sport Today 09:00 BBC News 09:30 Fast Track 10:00 BBC News 10:30 HARDtalk 11:00 BBC News 11:30 Our World 12:00 BBC News 12:30 World Business Report 12:45 Sport Today 13:00 World News Today 14:00 BBC News 14:30 World Business Report 14:45 Sport Today 15:00 BBC News 15:30 Asia Today 15:45 Sport Today 16:00 BBC News 16:30 HARDtalk 17:00 BBC News 17:30 Talking Movies 18:00 BBC News 18:30 Asia Today 19:00 BBC News 19:30 World Business Report 19:45 Sport Today 20:00 World News Today 21:00 BBC News 21:30 Click 22:00 BBC News 22:30 HARDtalk 23:00 BBC News 23:15 World Business Report 23:45 Sport Today 00:00 BBC News 00:30 Asia Today 00:45 World Business Report 01:00 BBC News 01:30 HARDtalk 02:00 BBC News 02:30 World Business Report 03:00 BBC News 03:30 Talking Movies 04:00 BBC News 04:30 World Business Report 04:45 Sport Today 05:00 BBC News 05:30 HARDtalk Extra 06:00 BBC News 06:30 World Business Report BRAVO 09:00 Street Crime UK 3 10:00 Dog the Bounty Hunter 11:00 Buck Rogers in The 25th Century 12:00 Walker, Texas Ranger 13:00 Whacked Out Sports: When Sport Goes Bad 14:00 Dog the Bounty Hunter 15:00 Street Crime UK 3 16:00 Cops on Camera 17:00 Dog the Bounty Hunter 18:00 Whacked Out Sports: When Sport Goes Bad 19:00 Buck Rogers in The 25th Century 20:00 Walker, Texas Ranger 21:00 Dog the Bounty Hunter 22:00 Whacked Out Sports: When Sport Goes Bad 23:00 Brits Behind Bars: America’s Toughest Jail 00:00 Debbie Does Dallas Again 01:15 Modern Toss 01:45 Afro Samurai 02:15 Robot Chicken 02:30 Sealab 2021 02:45 Aqua Teen Hunger Force 03:00 The PJs DISNEY 07:00 Lilo and Stitch 07:25 Kim Possible 07:50 American Dragon: Jake Long 08:10 Recess 08:35 The Suite ITV 2 07:00 GMTV2 10:25 Coronation Street 10:55 Emmerdale 11:25 The Montel Williams Show 12:10 Judge Judy 13:30 Coronation Street 14:00 Emmerdale 14:30 The Jeremy Kyle Show 16:40 The Ricki Lake Show 17:25 Sally Jessy Raphael 18:15 Airline USA 18:45 Judge Judy 20:00 The New Adventures of Superman 21:00 No Place Like Home? 22:00 Katie and Peter: The Baby Diaries 23:00 Bird on a Wire 01:05 Katie and Peter: The Baby Diaries 02:05 ITV Play ITV 3 07:00 Tales of the Unexpected 07:25 Home to Roost 07:55 HeartBeat 08:50 Poirot 09:55 Ironside 10:55 Quincy, M.E. 11:55 Quantum Leap 12:55 Cagney and Lacey 13:55 Cribb 15:00 Tales of the Unexpected 15:30 Home to Roost 16:00 Cagney and Lacey 17:00 Quincy, M.E. 18:00 Poirot 19:10 Home to Roost 19:40 Movies Now 19:50 Jeeves and Wooster 20:55 The Return ITV 4 19:00 The Champions 20:00 Tour de France Highlights 21:00 Earth: Final Conflict 22:00 Homicide: Life On The Street 23:00 To Be Announced 01:05 Tour de France Highlights 02:05 To Be Announced 03:50 Millennium 04:50 Movies Now LIVING 07:00 Home Shopping 08:00 Divorce Court 09:00 Maury 09:55 The Fix 10:00 Extreme Makeover 11:00 Cheaters 12:00 The Jerry Springer Show 13:30 Maury 14:25 The Fix 14:30 Will and Grace 15:30 Dharma and Greg 16:00 Missing 17:00 Charmed 19:00 Extreme Makeover 20:00 The X Files 21:00 Nothing to Declare 22:00 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation 23:00 Grey’s Anatomy 00:00 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation 01:00 The X Files 02:00 Nothing to Declare 03:00 Hooking Up 03:55 The Fix 04:00 Watching Ellie 04:50 Outback Jack 05:40 According to Jim PARAMOUNT comedy 07:00 QVC 10:00 Veronica’s Closet 11:00 Two and a Half Men 12:00 King of Queens 13:00 Everybody Loves Raymond 14:00 Everybody Hates Chris 15:00 Becker 16:00 Two and a Half Men 17:00 King of Queens 18:00 Everybody Loves Raymond 19:00 Frasier 20:00 Becker 21:00 Everybody Hates Chris 22:00 Scrubs 23:00 Sex and The City 00:10 South Park 00:40 The World Stands Up 01:10 Al Murray: Edinburgh and Beyond Live 02:10 Badly Dubbed Porn 02:40 South Park 03:10 The World Stands Up 03:40 Sex and The City 04:15 Sexy Cam 04:30 Linc’s 05:00 Scrubs SCI FI 07:00 Crusade 08:00 She Spies 09:00 Teleshopping 12:00 Sir Arthur Conan Doyle’s The Lost World 13:00 Crusade 14:00 Star Trek 15:00 Profiler 16:00 Sub Zero 18:00 Star Trek 19:00 Profiler 20:00 Medical Investigation 21:00 Angel 22:00 Threshold 23:00 The Final Conflict 01:00 Firestarter 03:05 Medium 04:05 ReGenesis 05:00 V 06:00 Sir Arthur Conan Doyle’s The Lost World SKY one 07:00 Sunrise With Eamonn Holmes 10:00 Crash Test Dummies 11:00 Stargate SG-1 13:00 Hex 14:00 Cold Case 15:00 24 16:00 Las Vegas 17:00 Stargate SG-1 19:00 Malcolm in the Middle 20:00 The Simpsons 22:00 Las Vegas 23:00 Cold Case 00:00 Bones 01:00 Nip/Tuck 02:00 Time Gentlemen Please 02:30 Star Trek: The Next Generation 03:25 Las Vegas 04:20 Ibiza Uncovered 05:10 Hex 06:00 Futurama 06:10 Dream Team UKTV gold 07:00 Neighbours 07:30 EastEnders 08:05 Yes, Minister 08:45 Last of the Summer Wine 09:25 EastEnders 10:00 The Bill 11:00 Casualty 12:00 Dallas 13:00 Charlie’s Angels 14:05 Last of the Summer Wine 15:25 The Good Life 16:00 Open All Hours 16:40 Porridge 17:20 The Thin Blue Line 18:00 Dallas 19:00 Murder, She Wrote 20:00 The Vicar of Dibley 21:00 New Adventures of Old Christine 22:00 The Catherine Tate Show 22:40 Only Fools and Horses 00:20 The Thin Blue Line 01:00 Prison Break 03:00 Friday Night with Jonathan Ross 04:05 Yes, Minister 04:35 As Time Goes By 05:10 Merseybeat UKTV people 10:00 A Life of Grime 10:30 A Life of Grime 11:00 Medical Emergency 11:30 Medical Emergency 12:00 Airport 12:30 Airport 13:00 A Life of Grime 13:30 A Life of Grime 14:00 Medical Emergency 14:30 Medical Emergency 15:00 Airport 15:30 Airport 16:00 A Life of Grime 16:30 A Life of Grime 17:00 Medical Emergency 17:30 Medical Emergency 18:00 Airport 18:30 Airport 19:00 A Life of Grime 19:30 A Life of Grime 20:00 Medical Emergency 21:00 Airport 22:00 Faking It 23:00 Sky Cops 00:00 LA Forensics 00:30 LA Forensics 01:00 Forensic Files 02:00 Faking It 03:00 Sky Cops UKTV style 08:00 Cash in the Attic 09:00 Flog It! 10:00 Extreme Makeover: Home Edition 11:00 How Do I Look? 12:00 Living in the Sun 13:00 To Buy or Not to Buy 14:00 Homes under the Hammer 15:00 Escape to the Country 16:00 House Doctor 17:00 Restored to Glory 18:00 Flog It! 19:00 Extreme Makeover: Home Edition 20:00 To Buy or Not to Buy 21:00 The Clothes Show 22:00 Escape to the Country 23:00 Restored to Glory 00:00 Living in the Sun 01:00 Extreme Makeover: Home Edition 02:00 Homes under the Hammer 03:00 I Want to Be a Hilton UKTV bright ideas 07:00 Perfect Properties 07:30 House Chain: Under Offer 08:00 Fly to Buy 09:00 Antiques Roadshow 10:00 Garden Rivals 10:30 Model Gardens 11:00 Ready, Steady, Cook 11:30 Worrall Thompson 12:00 Great Food Live 13:00 Food Uncut 13:30 Garden Rivals 14:00 Antiques Roadshow 15:00 Perfect Properties 15:30 House Chain: Under Offer 16:00 Fly to Buy 17:00 Ready, Steady, Cook 17:30 Worrall Thompson 18:00 Antiques Roadshow UKTV drama 07:00 Howards’ Way 08:00 All Creatures Great and Small 09:00 Monarch of The Glen 10:00 Hart to Hart 11:00 Bergerac 12:00 Waiting For God 12:40 Keeping Up Appearances 13:20 Last of the Summer Wine 14:00 New Tricks 15:00 The Inspector Lynley Mysteries 16:00 Hart to Hart 17:00 Bergerac 18:00 Waiting For God 18:40 Keeping Up Appearances 19:20 Last of the Summer Wine 20:00 New Tricks 21:00 The Inspector Lynley Mysteries 22:00 Dalziel and Pascoe 23:55 Bergerac 01:00 Dalziel and Pascoe 02:50 Howards’ Way 03:40 All Creatures Great and Small 04:30 Bergerac 38 MAGAZINE July 6 - July 12 2007 TV & LEISURE This week news from Planet Earth to the City of Luz... of the stars t just itt and o P n d re ra a B y y, that the Cloone relief George 3 have proven 5.5 million to $ n. 1 f s o of Suda Ocean es with a gift r region ptying c u m rf fa e a y D p tt e e pre ts to ke manitarns in th n o a ti a w is p n orga is grou the hu ffers of y said h d ‘Not Cloone nishing the co ed, calle on the d n u o -f le n o p o c re ti y n and n the l atte who s globa anisatio ian org atch’, to focu ilians in Darfur iv W r c u n O io ill n O m f the 2.5 plight o their homes. d e have fl Next season’s Desperate Housewives will gain new cast members Nathan Fillion and Dana Delany, who will play a woman and her much younger husband who move to Wisteria Lane with the woman’s daughter. Fillion became a cult star in the sci-fi drama Firefly, and its spin off feature film Serenity, as well as the recent series Drive, about a cross-America car race. He will also appear on the big screen in the feature film Waitress. Dana Delany was originally first choice for the role of Bree in Desperate Housewives, ironically now joining the series. Brad Pitt has also signed on to join Clooney in the next Coen brothers’ black comedy Burn After Reading. The project, which also stars Frances McDormand, centres on a CIA agent who loses the disc of the book he is writing. It is unclear what role Pitt would play but the actor will begin shooting the film in late August. Since Pitt has had to delay filming Pompeii at the City of Luz film studios in Alicante, Johnny Depp has instead been able to start production on his next film Shantaram there this coming October. The film, that is also being produced by the actor, will be directed by Indian director Mira Noir who received international acclaim for The Bonfire of The Vanities. Shantaram is based on a novel by Gregory David Roberts – the true story of an Australian drug addict, who escapes from a maximum security prison in his native land to become a doctor in one of the poorest areas of India. Initially, shooting was planned for the Warner Studios in Hollywood, but finally the production is coming to Alicante, with what insiders believe will be an extremely large budget, and considerably more than the 82 million euros spent in the complex to shoot the Asterix movie. One of the major production difficulties that the City of Light is expected to meet when shooting the Depp vehicle is the recreation of tropical rainstorms. Kylie Minogue on board the Titanic Many Sky channels are available on a 1 metre dish. We can also supply Sky cards without the need for an English address or bank account The season finale of Doctor Who’s highly acclaimed third season for the BBC, concluded with the TARDIS colliding into the infamous ship Titanic. It has been revealed that he Doctor will find on board worldwide singing sensation Kylie Minogue! Minogue is no stranger to drama, having famously earned her break by appearing as Sharleen in the Australian soap Neighbours, and more recently, fighting a very public battle against breast cancer. A musical star who is no stranger to controversy, Prince will release his new album, Planet Earth via the Daily Mail newspaper. The Mail on Sunday will include copies in its July 15 issue, sparking industry furore. The artist formerly known as Symbol has angered the UK arm of Sony BMG, parent firm of Columbia Records with which Prince has a deal for the new album, and who have now withdrawn from their deal to distribute the album in shops. Calling the free album promotion the “most sensational CD giveaway of all time,” The Mail on Sunday touted the move on three pages of its edition yesterday and set up a microsite to encourage people to order their copies in advance. Planet Earth is set to hit international retail stores on July 16 and US shops a week later on July 24. The album will also be given away to attendees of Prince’s series of 21 concerts at the O2 Arena in London beginning August 1. MAGAZINE July 6 - July 12 2007 39 PUZZLES Answers on page 42 CROSSWORD LOTTERY LOTTO wordgames.co.uk Instructions: Eliminate 43 balls and WIN THE JACKPOT! Link all eliminated balls as you go. ELIMINATIONS and lesser odd-numbered 35 balls with a 3 or 5 29 and all balls with a 9 and the ball which is the 43 sum of its digits and all balls on its circle in 40 the forties and the ball half this 32 number an the ball one-quarter this 8 number and all even-numbered 28 balls on its diameter 27 and the ball opposite on its circle and the ball opposite on its 38 radius 6 and its multiples 41 and the nearest ball and the nearest ball with 1 17 or 7 Your six jackpot balls must total 174 WORD WHEEL ACROSS 1. Strength (4) 4. Thrown (5) 7. At sea (6) 8. Chinese dog (4) 9. Yellowish-gold (5) 10. Universal (6) 11. Dimensions (4) 12. Insulation material (5) 13. Vesta ........., music hall star (6) 16. Stockade (4) 18. ......’s daughter, film (4) 19. Dilly-dally (6) 21. Sharp (5) 22. Explosive device (4) 24. Run scored in cricket (3-3) 25. Hag (5) 26. Central part (4) 27. Very sad (6) 28. Comedy actress, .......... (5) 29. Copied (4) Monday DOWN 1. Defending players (5) 2. US actress, Farrah .............. (7) 3. Ordinary (6) 4. Thickset (6) 5. Despondent (7) 6. Small cucumber (7) 14. Meadow (3) 15. Finish (3) 16. Film director, ........... Ford Coppola (7) 17. Noisy (7) 18. .......... of Sunnybrook Farm, novel (7) 19. Erase (6) 20. Tepee (6) 23. Mix together (5) Tuesday Wednesday Thursday 8 - Midday The Chris Wood Breakfast Show 12 – 2pm The Nick Hawkins Show 2 – 4pm Kay C In the Afternoon 4 – 7pm 7 – 9pm 9pm – 7am C B L A A M Roger T Bof’s Country Club Chris Heard’s 60s’ Selection All that Jazz with George T Moore 9 – 11 Hold Back the Night with Gerry Shaw K ANAGRAMS Theme: ANIMALS - The answer is a Spanish word 1. These animals provide us with all our dairy products. C A AV 2. Birds that are able to swim, but not to fly. IÜOGPNIN 3. A huge mammal, rumoured to be afraid of mice. LFETNAEE 4. Weighing over 200 pounds, this is the largest bird in the world but it can’t fly. VTUZRAES 5. This rodent has large teeth and is able to chew through steel. A AT R Friday Drive Live with Dan ‘The Man’ Davis Exite FM’s Rock Show with Mike Poole I L Instructions: You have fifteen minutes to find as many words as possible using the letters in the wheel. Each word must include the letter in the centre, and at least three other letters. Plurals and proper nouns do not count, but verb forms ending in ‘s’ are allowed. Test your Spanish knowledge and see if you can make some Spanish words. The clue for the nine-letter word this week is: To exert pressure on someone through threats. Totally 80s’ with Gary King 9pm – 1am Boogie Nights with Chris Wood Saturday Sunday 9 – 12 Chris Heard Breakfast Sweet sounds on Sunday with George T Moore 8-9 9 – 1pm 12 – 3 Francis Symons’ Saturday Selection Sunday Morning with Nick Hawkins & Sunday Morning Love Songs 3–7 Sports World from the BBC with Russell Fuller Northern Soul with Stevie B 7 – Midnight DJ Parker’s Dance Night Exite overnight Music Marathon 1–4 4–6 Totally 80’s with Gary King 6–8 Bring Back the 70’s with Gerry Shaw 8 – 10 Chris Heard’s Smooth Classics SIMPLY GREAT 24-HOUR RADIO STUDIO 96 532 62 10 TEXT 662 266 934 OFFICE 96 532 62 09 Email: info@exitefm.com 40 MAGAZINE July 6 - July 12 2007 PUZZLES Answers on page 42 CHILDREN’S WORDSEARCH RULES: Find words related to The lion, The Witch and the Wardrobe ASLAN YOUR CENTAUR EDMUND Stars FATHER CHRISTMAS FAUN GENERAL OTMIN GINARRBRIK Will you meet a dark, handsome stranger? Will your lottery ticket show the winning number? Or is it time you decluttered the cupboard under the stairs and remembered to take the curtains to the dry-cleaners? Find out what our stars have in store for you this week... CAPRICORN CANCER The fear you are most inclined to experience relates to the sense of awe and quite possibly, psychological instability that comes with pure burning faith. Faith is a vital elemental force; fight what you know, trust and believe. Seeking knowledge is best approached in a state of innocence. Complicating factors to watch out for are things like the fear that you will seek the truth but not attain it or that you are too small to ever be taken seriously; but the mere act of seeking changes us deeply. AQUARIUS LEO Dec 22 – Jan 19 Jan 20 – Feb 18 Life is at once getting easier, but so too is the possibility that you will remain who you were rather than become who you want to be. The choice is still yours. PISCES Feb 19 – March 20 Part of claiming your place in the world involves standing in your individuality and, quite literally, not taking philosophical challenges to who you are seriously. You must simply be, and aspire, and let the world deal with it. ARIES March 21 – April 19 You are passing through an ideological training ground which will prove to be very helpful as you begin the next phase of your career. And there is no question that your star is rising. Your current experience is not only guarding against, but serving to provide you with knowledge. TAURUS April 20 – May 20 Your long-term view needs to go as far as where you need to be at your next birthday. While this may seem far in the future, you will need to use every one of the weeks of these next months very wisely. GEMINI May 21 – June 21 There is no way you can have any real predictability as to how your relationships in the coming year will unfold. You will need to redefine your ideas of success and failure with people. What you have been seeking for some time is to go much more deeply than you’ve been able to in the past. GREEN DRYAD LUCY June 22 – July 22 MRS MACREADY MR TUMNUS NARNIA OREIUS PETER PEVENSIE PROFESSOR KIRKE July 22 – Aug 22 SATYR Your life is not an academic project or an emotional rumination. Your progress is not marked in the number of days you have endured. Life is about what you do, what you see, and what you find out from taking chances and getting involved in the opportunities you notice. VIRGO Aug 23 – Sept 22 Modern psychology has all but obscured the fact that we possess a true genetic inheritance passed on for hundreds of generations. Recent developments or revelations may have provided clues as to the nature of yours. If not, look a little closer; something important is at hand. SUSAN WARDROBE WHITE WITCH SUDOKU RULES: Place a number from 1 to 9 in each empty cell. Each row, column and 3x3 block bounded by bold line (nine blocks) contains all the numbers from 1 to 9. LIBRA Sept 23 – Oct 23 You are in a rare condition in which change seems possible, and stability seems possible, as does reconciling some polarities that were, in the past, very troubling. There is no excuse for you not to take full advantage of every offer, opportunity and mysterious turning point that fits your life plan. SCORPIO Oct 24 – Nov 21 Expressing your feelings allows you to look at them in a new way, and with feedback. Then, you’re perfectly free to have a change of heart and mind. So by expressing yourself, you get to explore, evolve, and understand. SAGITTARIUS Nov 22 – Dec 21 Explore new possibilities and get accustomed to seeing the world through different eyes. See all of the struggle and controversy of the past two years as preparing you for this moment, and let it stand as a reminder of how much you didn’t know at some critical moments in which you were so sure. QUICK QUIZ 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. Name the Hurricane which devastated New Orleans in 2005. What does PSP stand for in Sony PSP? With what sport would you associate Jamie Peacock? Created in 1993, Ros Hepplewhite was the original head of what government organisation, with a cumulative debt in 2005 of an estimated £3bn? In a three horse race, if the favourite is evens and a second runner is 3-1, what price does the third runner have to be to give a ‘round book’? 6. In which Japanese martial art do people fence using bamboo sticks instead of swords? 7. A Munro is any Scottish peak exceeding 3,000 ft. What name has been dubbed to any hill with a relative height of at least 150 metres, regardless of absolute height or other merit? 8. What was the speciality of Tony Holland on Opportunity knocks? 9. What is Gary W Lineker’s middle name? 10. In which American programme did Christine Lahti play Dr Kate Austin? MAGAZINE July 6 - July 12 2007 41 LEISURE PICK OF THE WEEK Cinema review This is a listing of cinemas that show movies in English. Visit their website or call for weekly listings for their current showings. Look out for V.O.S. (versión original subtitulada - original subtitled version). YELMO CINEPLEX ALICANTE Centro Comercial Puerta de Alicante Avda. Alcalde Lorenzo Carbonell s/n, esquina Vía Parque Telephone sales: 902 220 922 www.yelmocineplex.es/puerta_alicante.html THE HISTORY BOYS The History Boys follows an unruly bunch of sharp, talented but roughedged British schoolboys whose worlds are changed forever when two teachers with opposing viewpoints on education engage in a battle to get them into Oxford and Cambridge. It all begins at a small public boys’ school in industrial Northern England where an unprecedented eight students are about to pursue the ultimate British dream: to gain acceptance into one of England’s two legendary universities. Distracted by sex, sports and the chaos of growing up in the 1980s, the boys are helped, and sometimes hindered, in their quest by two teachers who are diametrically different in their methods. New to the school is the slick Irwin, a recent graduate of Oxford who has been hired by the ambitious Headmaster to whip the boys into exam-ready shape with his aggressive focus on strategy and “spin.” Then there is the maverick literature teacher Hector, who thinks himself a fool yet breaks all the rules in trying to help the boys discover their own wisdom. As both teachers vie for the boys’ loyalty, minds, and even hearts, they impart vital lessons and reveal their own human flaws. CINE ROMA DVD review ALFAZ DEL PI El Hort s/n Telephone: 96 588 82 66 CD review CINE COLCI RINCÓN DREAMGIRLS BENIDORM Calle Zamora s/n Telephone: 96 585 38 59 www.cinescolci.com/index2.htm The spirit of Motown runs through the long-awaited film adaptation of the Broadway musical Dreamgirls, which centres around a young female singing trio who burst upon the music scene in the ‘60s, complete with bouffant hairdos, glitzy gowns, and a soul sound new to the white-bread American music charts. The Dreamettes--statuesque Deena (Beyoncé Knowles), daffy Lorell (Anika Noni Rose) and brassy Effie (Jennifer Hudson)--are a girl group making the talent-show rounds when they’re discovered by car salesman and aspiring music manager Curtis Taylor Jr. (Jamie Foxx). CINE JAYÁN JÁVEA Cristo del Mar s/n, very close to the port www.cinesxabia.com/evf.htm CINE CLUB 7º ARTE PILAR DE LA HORADADA Pilar’s English Cinema. An independent cinema showing films in English. Close to the Calle Mayor in Pilar de la Horadada - directions on their website: www.cinemapilar.com The History Boys July 7: 18.00 & 20.15 h. July 8: 18.00 & 20.15 h. ICKY THUMP The White Stripes are back with the most bombastic album they’ve ever produced! While revealing the band’s roots in American folk music, Icky Thump is an explosive, revolutionary assault that brings together garage rock, every blues style of the past 100 years, nouveau, and flamenco. This is truly a modern rock and roll masterpiece! All titles available at Taurus Music - Movies - Games, Jávea (Alicante). Tel. 96 579 53 92 Book review Guerra - by Jason Webster Transworld Publisher. €12.90� paperback, at all good book stores. Reviewed by Penny Lapenna. £12.90, ISBN 9780552772815. Guerra is subtitled “living in the shadow of the Spanish Civil war” and this is certainly an apt summary of a detailed and well written book. This book should be recommended reading, dealing as it does with a subject of such recent history that it continues to affect the generations of Spaniards alive today. Webster manages to convey the raw Spanish experience – its heat, dust, light and shade – with rare and startling actuality and definitively joins the long line of Anglophone writers who have interpreted Spain to the world. It is deceptively simple at times, and I was fascinated to follow the author’s trip behind the Spanish touristic glamour image into the remnants of the Civil War that are to be seen everywhere. In fact, scratch the surface of this pleasant land and you will find a dark and disturbing recent history. So dark in fact that many Spanish simply choose to ignore it, erase it, brush over it or even re-write it. Villages on the Costa Blanca may seem innocent of Franco’s history to the casual observer. But the signs are everywhere – in the grubby chicken runs fallen into disrepair, ordered so that each ‘pueblo’ would be self-sufficient, to the bizarre voting practices of tiny populations, still haunted by the deaths of socialist grandparents that Franco ordered to be taken out to the hillsides and shot. The Spanish civil war was a violent clash of ideologies that set one countryman against another. It was the testing ground for new post first world war military technologies and tactics (the first civilian carpet bombing in the world was carried out by Germans in support of Franco on Guernica). The end of the Spanish war signalled the start of the second world war and has a historical significance that is, quite honestly, not widely appreciated or understood. This book will give you a good introductory insight into that war. Jason Webster journeys across Spain, this time to explode the myths around the lasting effects of the Spanish Civil War. Could the divisions that led to the conflict still be simmering under the surface, and is it possible they could erupt again? In previous books such as Andalus, Webster has unlocked the secret of Moorish Spain. Guerra succeeds in a similar capacity to unravel the Spanish mentality to its tortured history. Book reviews kindly supplied by Libros International Authors. www.librosinternational.com 42 MAGAZINE July 6 - July 12 2007 PUZZLES ANSWERS TO PUZZLES CROSSWORD WORD WHEEL English words:Back, bail, ball, balm, black, call, calm, clam, labia, labial, lack, lamb, mail, mall. Spanish words:cala, calima, calma, cima, clima, labial, laca, lima, mala, malla. Nine letter word:BLACKMAIL Lottery LOTTO ANAGRAMS 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. VA C A PINGÜINO E L E FA N T E AV E S T R U Z R ATA 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. Kendo Marilyn Muscle Man Winston Chicago Hope QUICK QUIZ SUDOKU 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. Katrina Play Station Portable Rugby League Child Support Agency 3-1 CHILDREN’S WORDSEARCH Paul Freeman Hugh Stewart Eric Taylor Charlotte Graham Pauline McGough Beverly Stewart Vince Tracy MAGAZINE July 6 - July 12 2007 43 H E A LT H Chocolate is good for your health – it’s official Great news for anyone with a sweet tooth or a serious case of PMS (Permanent Menstrual Stress, that is) – a bit of what you fancy is good for you. According to the Journal of the American Medical Association, about 30 calories’ worth of chocolate a day is an enormous help for people with high blood pressure. Maybe 30 calories’ worth is relatively little – about 10 grams of milk chocolate – but what did you expect us to say? A bar a day and you’ll be slipping into a continental size 32 after a month? Actually, if you stick to dark chocolate – better still, the 70 per cent cocoa variety, 30 calories’ worth gives you more. In fact, you can have up to 25g a day and it will make absolutely no difference whatsoever to either your sugar levels or waistline, the Journal reassures. Pulse notes First aid advice from PULSE FIRST AID TRAINING To reach this conclusion, scientists took 44 adult volunteers – all champing at the bit, naturally – between the ages of 56 and 73 and studied them over four-and-a-half months. All volunteers suffered high blood pressure to some degree, although still within the levels considered ‘normal’ by medics. Divided into two groups, the first was given 25g (one ounce) of dark chocolate a day and the second, the same quantity of white chocolate. Besides this, they were permitted to carry on with their usual diet during the trial period but not to consume any other cocoa-based products. Afterwards, neither had put on any weight and their sugar levels had not risen, showing that a small amount of chocolate a day has no detriment to our health or waistlines whatsoever. Those eating white chocolate did not register any difference whatsoever in their arterial tension, although the dark chocolate-eaters noticed an average fall of 2.9 over 1.9 in their blood pressure reading. This may seem little to write home about, but medical experts claim that a fall of just three per cent in the systolic reading (the top one) can reduce the risk of a stroke by eight per cent, a heart attack by five per cent and any other cause of death by four per cent. The results are said to be because of the nitrogen oxide in cocoa, which helps vasodilatation, combating the hardening and narrowing of arteries. So, give us this day our daily chocolate… and stop feeling guilty every time you fancy a fix. CUT OUT THE Q My pool maintenance man tells me that he regularly uses Copper Sulphate to control algae growth in our pool to stop the water going cloudy or even green. Other people tell me that this substance is poisonous and should not be used? What should I be aware of in relation to this matter? Algaecides are chemicals that kill algae as opposed to sanitizers like chlorine that prevent algae and bacteria from getting a foothold in the first place. Nearly all swimming pool algaecides are copper based ... you will notice they are blue in colour in the liquid form. Many pool maintenance firms in this country use copper sulphate powder as algaecide as it is cheap and easy to obtain e.g. you can even buy it in Mercadona. However, Copper sulfate is very toxic. It is a very strong irritant to skin and mucous membranes. If ingested, it can affect blood cells, the liver and other internal organs. At the pH (acid – alkali level) of a typical swimming pool and in the presence of chlorine, copper sulphate can cause staining and discoloration of pool surfaces and hair. The key point about the use of more expensive algaecides in liquid form is that bathing can occur immediately following their use. With copper sulphate I would suggest that your pool cleaner use it carefully and preferably not throughout the swimming season. Recognition of poisoning Suspicions of overuse of this compound should be raised by signs of hair discoloration or skin irritation following bathing. However, it is highly unlikely that anyone would ingest sufficient Copper Sulphate from pool water to cause actual poisoning. One good thing about swallowing any quantity of Copper Sulphate is that it is a potent emetic and the casualty will very likely vomit. First Aid treatment for ingested poisons in general 1 If you suspect any form of poisoning the first thing that you should do is ring for an ambulance as soon as you can. 2 Give as much information as possible about the swallowed poison – this helps the medical staff to give the appropriate treatment. 3 Monitor the vital signs of pulse and breathing along with general responsiveness – you will need to report these things to the paramedic team. 4 If the casualty loses consciousness they will need to be put in the recovery position and you will need to be prepared to resuscitate if they stop breathing (do you know what to do? ... if not, then do think about attending a First Aid course). Moving back to the issue of swimming pool maintenance I firmly believe that every pool owner should be asking questions of the person who cleans their pool. Have you seen them test the water recently and how much chlorine are they adding ... overuse of chlorine by pool cleaners is very common as the pool water will look beautifully clean but beware that too much will lead to eye, nose, ear and skin irritations. Ask questions about pool maintenance! Go Insure It Health Plan All documentation in English Freedom to choose your Doctor / Hospital Unlimited cover (applies to the overall annual maximum and in-patient benefits) 24 hour UK GP Helpline And much more! FREEPHONE 900 556 575 www.exeterfriendly.co.uk/gii 44 MAGAZINE CLUBS July 6 - July 12 2007 clubs &societies What’s going on: A.E.C.C.(Torrevieja branch) July 6 Teatro Municipal Torrevieja - The Impatient Patient. Tel. Paloma 646-508-068. July 7 Teatro San Fulgencio The Impatient Patient. Tel. Paloma. July 13 Concert Teatro Rojales - Magic of Musicals - tickets 10 euros from Bargain Books Torrevieja and San Miguel, Cards ‘n’ Things Quesada 96-671-6237, Chop Shop Quesada, AECC Office, Sheila Santa Pola 96-669-80-11. Info on concerts/fundraising Tel. 96679-82-96. La Marina residents Tel. 96679-60-04 for tickets and info. Roundabout Charity Shop, Jávea old town Summer sale now on - come try, buy or donate goods. All welcome. Shop located in the centre of town down the little lane at the side of the post office next to nursery. Opening hours Monday - Saturday 10.00 till 13.00hrs, closed Wednesday August 15. Rotary International Fellowship Costa Blanca North – Jávea No meetings until September 14 which will be held at the Los Leones Restaurant with usual lunch and a speaker, 13.15 for 13.45hrs. Please telephone to book: 96-579-54-21 by 17.00hrs on Wednesdays. Friends are always welcome. Torrevieja Flower Club We are in recess for June, July and August. We look forward to seeing you all at our next meeting on Wednesday September 19 at Rocajuna Restaurant. Anyone interested in joining our club please contact Joyce 96677-51-67 or Sandra 96-670-73-30 Marina Alta and Costa Blanca Flower Club The club welcomes new members, the next meeting is at the Centro de Cultura in Benissa 02.30hrs on Thursday September 27, 2007 The Tai Chi Society Costa Blanca We are honoured to announce a Qi Gong and Tai Chi course from July 16-19 with the famous master Fumin Wang Guo, 7° Dan. taking place in Jávea. For further information Tel. Sibylla 610-016-080 or visit www.balansvita.com. Every Sunday in July Tai Chi on the sandy beach (Arenal) of Jávea at 08.30hrs. Gandia Area Social Club We have a five night trip to Portugal in mid September, visiting Estoril, Lisbon, Obidos, Aranjuez. Deposits needed now. Also an evening trip to the Casino Mediterráneo in mid July. Tel. David on 96-287-82-98. www. gandiaareasocialclub.com. Royal British Legion Calpe Fun summer Fête in aid of the 2007 Poppy Appeal, Sunday July 22 at Alta Mira Gardens, La Fustera starting 15.00hrs. Entrance free. All welcome including non members and children, come join in the fun and games. There are numerous stalls and activities along with refresh- ments. Donations welcome, those already received are: a case of wine and 24 cans of beer from the Ex-Pat Cash and carry, and 4 entry tickets to Terra Mítica. For more details and directions ring Norman 96574-74-10 Paquita’s Country Club, El Cid, Benidoleig A few places are still available for Sevilla coach trip in September, contact Janet Hills 96-640-43-06. Doug Farrow 96-642-52-81. Next board game and skittles evening Friday July 6, fish and chip supper and BBQ July 7. Information on notice board at El Cid. www.paquitascc.com. The Bounce Grand Café, Toscamar, Jávea, The Bounce is presenting XIC kids in an interactive spectacular. 20.00hrs ‘til late on Saturday July 7. Castle Theatre Come to our 20th birthday celebration BBQ on Friday July 6! We are also moving to a new venue for autumn. Please call Christine 626-201636/Eileen 662-267-367 to book for the BBQ, 8 euros members 10 euros visitors. Hope to see you there at 20.00 hrs at the Courtyard! Table Tennis We propose to start a table tennis league around the Torrevieja and Mazarrón Axis area with fixtures commencing the beginning of October. Men and women of any level interested in playing in a local League please call Jim Brogan 616291-026 or Ian Lloyd 96-895-62-46 or 636-401-134 Campoverde Theatre Group Meetings during summer are on Wednesdays 14.30hrs Olympia Annex, Mil Palmeras, potential new members welcomed. Watch this space for details of our next production, a Murder/Mystery, with food to stimulate the working of the grey cells. Info. Diana 96-532-14-94. Royal British Legion – Gandia The Gandia Branch enjoyed a successful Poppy Appeal fund raising lunch at the home of one of our members. Following a summer break we will meet at restaurant Flor Azahar on Tuesday September 4 at 12.00hrs and then the first Tuesday of every month. The committee have prepared a social calendar for the year 2007, which includes a Dinner Dance on the October 19. We are a very friendly group so why not come and join us. Contact Cilla Ewers on 676-938-739. Dinner Dance information contact Helen Rowlands on 96220-09-53 Model Railway Enthusiasts Want to continue enjoying your hobby but do not have space to build your own layout? We are based in Catral so why not come and join us. Tel. 662-022-190 for more info. The Spiritual Awareness Society We are now closed for the summer and open again on September 9. Ho down for help Every week these delightful ladies meet at the Café Bar International, Oasis, Los Alcázares to indulge their passion for line dancing. Lyn Chitty heads up this merry group and teaches beginners and intermediate standard. “Every week I collect subs and at the end of the year we choose a charity to donate the money to,” says Lyn. “One of my pupils, Carol Bennett, suggested Heartfelt thanks HELP Murcia Mar Menor this year and we all thought it was a great idea.” Linda and Fred, who own the International, also agreed, so Tony Horn, HELP’s President, was invited down to receive the donation of 885 euros. “I am absolutely delighted,” commented Tony, “these ladies obviously have a lot of fun raising money for worthy causes and I am pleased that they have chosen HELP this year.” COUNTRY CLUB: Car treasure hunt ends up in Pizzería Activities are plentiful LINE DANCERS: Raising funds for charity CLUBS AND SOCIETIES: Please note that the deadline for listings or changes is Thursday at 17.00 hrs and news articles is Monday at 17.00 hrs. If you would like us to feature your club telephone: 96 648 08 14 or email: clubs@thinkspain.com Paquita’s Country Club, El Cid, Benidoleig is a friendly social club which has been in existence since the end of 1991. Our current membership consists of mostly retired expats the majority of whom live permanently in Spain. We have a variety of regular weekly activities – dinner-dances, social evenings, occasional talks, barbecues in the summer and coach trips to local places of interest during the year. Membership is 16 euros a person per annum and, although priority is given to members for our functions, non-members or friends of members are most welcome should there be available space. For the past few years there has been an annual coach trip of a few days away to the beautiful cities of Barcelona, Granada, and Madrid and this year there will be a five-night trip to Sevilla in September for which there are a few places still available. Please see above in the What’s going on section for more details. In recent weeks the club organised a charity summer fayre at which the proceeds of 700 euros were donated to Xaló and Parcent HELP – their letter of thanks is on the club notice board. An interesting coach trip took place and visited a winery in Utiel for the day. We also held a car treasure hunt which was enjoyed by 65 people. 18 cars and one scooter team took part in the 51-km cruise looking for clues. The start was at the El Cid Restaurant in Benidoleig and ended at El Restaurante Pizzería in Orba. Our first barbecue of the summer was enjoyed by 88 people with entertainment during the evening by Paulette, and 71 people enjoyed a flutter at our race night watching six horse races and two dog races on a big screen with supper midway during the evening. The ACEC, Cultural and Ecological Association of Calpe, and citizens of Calpe send heartfelt thanks to Cristina Narbona. After 16 years of fighting, the Salinas of Calpe will have State protection. We hope this will ensure the preservation of its flora and fauna and will now put pressure on the new council to control the height of buildings still to be built beyond the area of protection. We also wish to mention the founder and honorary president of ACEC, the late Ana Sala Jorro. Ana worked tirelessly to find an authority that would protect the Salinas, including petitioning the European Parliament when her pleas to Spanish authorities fell on deaf ears. She wrote to Cristina Narbona, knowing instinctively she would come to the aid of the Salinas. There is no doubt that Ana was the main instigator of bringing the plight of the Salinas to the attention of the government. The ACEC are honoured to have had Ana Sala as their president and she is greatly missed. Thanks also go to Herrick Campos, PSOE MP, who set up communication between ACEC and the Minister. ACEC will be petitioning the council to ask for part of Las Salinas to be named in honour of Ana Sala Jorro. Many thanks to all the members of the ACEC and public who have supported our campaign. ALBIR Aerobics and Pilates Ballet/Aerobics school. Tel. 96-686-42-63 Arts and Crafts Tuesdays/Thursdays. Tel. 96-686-81-82. Card Making Class Thursdays 10.30-12.30hrs. Tel. 96-686-66-80. School of Ministry Biblical, theological and Christian courses - www. bensom.org - Tel. 96-573-34-62. The King’s Church Sundays 11.00hrs. thekingschurch.net. Tel. 665-278-801 - www. BENITACHELL Egyptian Bellydance A Course in Miracles Wednesday nights. Tel. 639-361-999 - www.innerpeace. es Euroslim Mondays 17.00hrs. Tel. 96-588-11-02/629-656-434. Benitachell HELP Volunteers needed. Tel. 667-034-576 - www.helpofDénia. com Tel. Shona 659-549-276. New Hope Christian Fellowship Sunday 11.00hrs. Tel. Pastor Stuart Wilson 635-359581. Dru Yoga Children/adults. Tel. 639-361-999 - www.innerpeace.es Patchwork Quilting Club Fridays 10.30hrs. Tel. Jean 639-566-692. Jewellery Classes Monday - Thursday. Tel. Julie 636-373-750. Spanish Dance School Flamenco/Rumba/Tango/Salsa. Tel. 627-019-403. Ladies Lunch Club All ladies welcome. Tel. Betty Inglis 609-477-476. ALCALALÍ Jalón Valley Writers Group Meetings: Bar Torre First/3rd Wednesdays 20.00hrs. Tel. Jill 96-597-33-93. Needle Craft Group Fridays/Mondays 14.00-17.00hrs. Tel. 96-648-22-68. The Dutch Belgium Club Fridays, La Luna ‘live music’. Tel. 96-648-30-68. ALFAZ DEL PI Alfaz Animal Home Monday - Saturday. Tel. 96-588-71-16/96-588-90-71. Alfaz Spiritual Foundation Sunday Service 18.30hrs. Tel. 96-574-56-06/616-319-725. Casa Sjengarden Cultural 16.30-19.00hrs - musical/literary. Tel. 96-686-05-22 Emotional Freedom Techniques Day workshop. Tel. Chris Padro 653-468-373. Martial Art Tel. 664-358-961, - davidtangsoo@hotmail.com. Tel. 639-361-999 - www. Tai Chi Class Wednesdays 10.30-11.30/11.45-12.45hrs. Tel. 619-613-236. Yoga on the move Walk/talk Yoga! Tel. 639-361-999 - www.innerpeace.es CALPE ACEC - Cultural and Ecological Association 1st Saturday. Tel. 639-637-520 - www.acecalpe.org. Association Foreign Property Owners Information to help ex-pats in Calpe. 10 euros per household. Tel. 96-583-01-06/96-583-59-75. Egyptian belly dance classes Mondays/Thursdays. Tel. 96-588-90-05/659-549-276 Reiki Tel. Louise, Usui and Shambala 96-588-95-04. Badminton Club Mondays/Thursdays 09.00hrs. Tel. Diana 96-649-84-82. Sporting Alfàs Cricket Club Tel. Phillip Pennick 96-686-69-65. British Sub Aqua Club Scuba divers Jávea/Moraira/Calpe. Tel. 96-646-3906/96-583-21-69 - www.bsacmarinaalta.com The Third Age Home Charity Shop tomclarkjavea@hotmail.com - Tel. 96-579-44-62 Calpe Christian Fellowship Service 11.00hrs. Tel. Pastor John Adamson 96-583-26-07. Yoga Wednesdays 15.00hrs. Tel. Louise 96-588-95-04. Calpe Craft Club Tel. Dilys 96-583-93-60. Alicante Writers’ Group 2nd Thursday 20.00hrs. Tel. 636-675-127/639-280-286. English Speaking Club Penny: englishspeakingalc@hotmail.com. ALTEA Altea English Library Mondays/Thursdays/Fridays. Tel. 96-584-47-07. BENIDOLEIG Benidoleig Jive Sundays 19.45hrs, El Cid. Tel. 96-557-06-77. Paquita’s Country Club Tel. 96-640-43-06/96-642-52-81 or www.paquitascc.com Valleys International Bridge and Social Club Tuesdays/Thursdays El Cid, 13.30hrs. Tel. 96-640-45-33. BENIDORM Costa Blanca Mountain Walkers Depart 10.00hrs. Boots, water and first aid kit required. Tel. 96-283-99-53/96-647-66-37. Calpe HELP Be a volunteer. Tel. 616-237-135 - www.helpofDénia.com. Calpe Tuesday Walkers Tel. Tim 96-579-38-47 - timladd@terra.es. Cantal Roig Dance Group Learn local folk dances, 19.00hrs. Tel. 666-253-480. Harley Owner’s Group Do you ride a Harley? Tel. Max 625-011-892. Kingpins Skittles Club Monday nights 19.30hrs. Tel. Jan 600-837-054. Machine Knitting Club Tel. Vilma 96-583-76-31/Jean 96-573-31-47. MOFTAG Ladies Social/Fundraising Club. Tel. 96-587-47-23. Patchwork in Calpe Face character problems. Thursdays. Tel. 96-583-13-62. The Royal British Legion, Campello Branch Last Tuesdays 11.00hrs. Tel. 96-563-44-76/616-172-209. Costa Blanca Yachting Association Mondays 20.00hrs, Mason de Paco bar, Jávea - Benitachell Diabetes Support Help and advice. Sylvia Tel. 96-640-08-75. Eckankar Religion of Light and Sound of God. Tel. 686-161-889. Gandia Area Social Club Ten-pin bowling, flamenco classes, walking, petanca, golf, etc. Thursday evenings: dinner at Viva España. Tel. 96-287-82-98 – www.gandiaareasocialclub.com Re-Upholstery Tel. Pat 96-574-13-39 Rotary International Fellowship CB North Fridays 13.45hrs. Tel. by Wednesday 17.00hrs - 96-57954-21. Royal Society of St George on the CB Tel. 96-579-16-94/96-649-34-38/609-812-285/609-156-759 Waggs Breeders/owners of birds. Tel. Nick 645-503-219. Women in Business Club Free networking/support club. Tel. 96-597-32-34. CATRAL Model Railway Enthusiasts Telephone 662-022-190. DÉNIA Amigos de Dénia Shop in Paseo del Saladar 87, Mondays - Saturdays 10.00-13.00hrs. Tel. 96-642-42-99. A.P.A.D. - Dénia Dog Sanctuary Shop at No 1 Calle San Antonio. Tel. 669-635-438. Asociación Protectora de Animales - Charity Shop C/ San José, 14. Monday - Friday 10.00-13.00hrs. Royal British Legion Benidorm 1st/3rd Tuesday 11.00hrs. Tel. 96-585-95-88. Totalique Twirlers Children aged 4+ from September 2007 and summer school - www.totalique-twirlers.org Villasol Squares Tuesdays 19.00-22.00hrs. Tel. Peter 686-208-730 BENIJÓFAR Crafty Di’s Tuesday 11.00-13.00hrs. Tel. Di 616-309-341 BENIMAR The Benimar Social Group Wednesdays 19.30hrs. Tel. 96-572-42-73/96-572-41-21. BENIMARCO Benimarco Doll Group Interested in Porcelain dolls? Tel. 96-573-11-98. BENISSA Costa Barber Singers Thursdays 20.00hrs. Tel. 96-574-46-12/96-649-76-57. Marina Alta & Costa Blanca Floral Club No meetings until September 14. Tel. Sue 96-689-63-50. CAMPOVERDE CARTAGENA Buddhism Thursdays 20.30hrs. Tel. 636-002-034 after 19.00hrs. COSTA BLANCA Alcoholics Anonymous Is alcohol costing you more than money? Drinking to excess not only affects your health it can spill over into every other aspect of your life, damaging everything that is important to you. AA offers free help to anyone with a drink problem. Call Costa Blanca North: 648 16 90 45, Costa Blanca South: 625-912-078. www.aa-europe.org. Aromatherapy Tel. Brenda 96-285-56-24 - brendainoliva@yahoo.co.uk. Bereavement Group For parents who have lost a child. Tel. 96-692-34-05. Charity e-cards Send electronic greetings cards while donating 50% to charity - www.charitye-cards.co.uk. Costa Blanca Anglican Chaplaincy Church of England. Senior Chaplain - Father Eric Lewis: 96-649-07-37/696-754-439. Chaplain: Father Peter Edwards: 630-103-378. www.costablanca-anglicanchaplaincy.org. The Royal British Legion, Gandia Branch First Tuesdays. Tel. Cilla 676-938-739. Western Dancers Alfauir Fridays 19.00hrs - Tel. Patricia 96-285-58-87/629-937-971. GATA DE GORGOS AMADEM Fights for the rights of those with mental disabilities. Tel. 96-646-91-20. Camera Club Tel. 96-576-13-49 - chris@chrisrobin.co.uk. XALÓ Jalón Mingles 30+Club Sundays 20.30hrs. Tel. 646-274-926/619-933-187. Lions Clubs International Twice monthly 19.00hrs. Tel. 675-377-473 Dénia - Calpe - Orba Triangle Learn about Spain. Tel. Jazz 652-584-272. The Marina Alta Slimming Club Wednesdays 11.15hrs. Tel. 96-558-14-18/680-138-931. Dénia Cat Protection League - Aldea Felina Shelter, feed/re-home cats. Tel. 628-498-813. Charity shop in Els Poblets, Monday-Saturday 10.00-14.00hrs. The Money Club - Xaló Tel. 96-573-34-11. Dénia Choral Society Mondays/Thursdays. Tel. Chris 96-575-53-49. Dénia Craft Club C/ Loreto, Dénia. Thursdays 14.30hrs. Tel. 96-642-07-23. HELP of Dénia Volunteers providing support. Interpreters Monday - Friday 11.00-14.00hrs. Medical equipment. Tel. 96-64270-44/96-578-72-76/96-557-27-54 - www.helpofdenia.com. Campoverde Theatre Group Summer meetings Wednesdays 14.30hrs. Tel. 96-53214-94. The Gandia Bridge Club Thursdays 16.00hrs. Tel. Fred 96-283-93-70. Dénia Anglican Church Sundays 11.45hrs at church on left on Las Rotas road. Social Scene Knitting and crochet workshop. Tel. 96-579-44-62 Yoga Tuesdays 10.00-11.30hrs. Tel. 620-147-089. Sociedad Protectora de Animales Viewing days Tuesdays/Thursdays/Saturdays, 12.0014.00hrs. Tel. 96-286-81-58/96-280-70-42. Jalón Valley Dolls House & Miniatures Club 1st Wednesdays. Tel. 96-648-11-17 club@dollshouseshopspain.com. Exciting Oils Club Wednesday afternoons. Tel. Hanka 96-640-80-36. Les Amis de la Francophonie Culture & Loisirs French-speaking association with all nationalities. Tel. 96-586-20-26/616-007-946. Gandia Help Tel. Tony 96-281-90-04 - www.helpofDénia.com Critical Mass Bike Ride, Dénia First Saturday - Tel. 618-223-927. Royal British Legion Calpe Fridays 11.00hrs. Tel. 96-583-10-26/96-584-24-67. Yoga Tel. Pat 96-583-45-86. GANDIA RAFA North 2nd Monday 12.00-13.00hrs - www.rafancb.org - Tel. 96642-15-93. Dénia Writers Circle Alternate Thursdays 15.00hrs. Tel. 96-643-19-14. International Singles Club Wednesdays 11.00hrs. Tel. 699-301-494/96-584-59-01. P.I.R.E.E. Last Thursdays 19.00hrs, Els Poblets Bar. Ballroom, Latin and Salsa Dancing Tel. 626-676-024 - amandakaye@hotmail.co.uk. Rotary International Fellowship Club Tuesday lunches 13.00hrs. Tel. 96-583-89-41. U3A CALPE Tel. Pat 96-583-45-86 - www.u3acalpe.com. Los Caballos Tennis Club Tuesdays/Sundays. Tel. 96-647-51-77. NARPO – Costa Blanca North 2nd Wednesday 11.30hrs. Tel. Ian 600-867-398. Dénia International Bridge Club Monday/Wednesday, 16.00hrs. Tel. 96-578-53-87. History Group 1st Thursday 19.30hrs. Tel. Tony 666-097-807. ELS POBLETS English Speaking Residents Group Queries/problems: Tel. 96-647-57-62/96-647-45-24. Outings to places of interest. Information pack for new arrivals. Tel. Heather 96-647-54-29 - hcrowe@tiscali. es Azahar Fun Quiz and Dinner Evening Gandia Wednesday evenings. Tel. Chris 96-280-82-86 Rodeo Stompers Linedancing Tel. Barbara 630-113-649. Help Benidorm International Tel. 679-751-281. Medical aids: 96-687-86-02. Home visits: 96-587-85-41. Interpreters needed: 679-751-281. ELCHE Elche RFC Rugby Club. Tel. 618-048-532/647-618-463. Masonry Costa Blanca Tel. 96-671-96-53 - provincialcharitysteward@hotmail. com. Friends GATAMI – Cat welfare Fostering/rehousing, all our cats are spayed, fully vaccinated and treated for fleas. Tel. 96-680-69-76/654729-977. El Campello Craft Club Centre Thursdays 10.00-13.00hrs. Tel. 96-563-03-30. Costa Blanca Video and DVD Club Tel. 96-673-02-10/616-651-143/618-414-243. Benidorm Card Making Class Meet new friends. Tel. 96-586-47-34/669-988-615. D.I.N.A Dogs looking for homes. Blood tested, microchipped, inoculated/sterilised. Tel. 96-563-57-83/664-151-677. Reiki Group Wednesdays/Thursdays. Tel. Yvonne 696-655-028. Probus Club of Calpe & District Retired business men. 4th Wednesday. Tel. 96-597-34-59. Tuesday 10.30-12.30hrs. Tel. Anne 96-686-66-80. 45 Costa Blanca Samaritans Tel. Steve 667-764-412 - steveashley@tiscali.es. Land Problems LRAU-LUV Valencian land grab problems? Tel. 600837-054 - www.abusos-no.org. Nola’s Fitness Class Legs, Bums and Tums/pilates. Tel. 669-377-830 Reiki Educational 1st Sundays, 11.00hrs. innerpeace.es Costa Blanca Flyers www.costablancaflyers.net - Tel.629-352-727/679-352-327. Hope for the family Romania Trust Many Romanian children are abandoned or live in very poor conditions. Charity no. 1089073. Tel/fax: 0044-1622-762-743 - kmevans@nascr.net. Amigos de los Niños de EMAUS Improve the lives of the underprivileged children. Tel. Carole 639-637-520/Lin 679-813-462. ALICANTE MAGAZINE CLUBS July 6 - July 12 2007 International Fellowship Dénia 1st/3rd Monday 19.30hrs. Tel. 96-575-53-49/96-578-86-24. Irish Setdancing Fridays 20.00hrs. Tel. 96-642-31-58/660-871-023. - U3A Vall de Pop Tel. Agnes 96-648-25-49 - www.u3avalldelpop.com. JÁVEA Acrylics Workshops Wednesday afternoons - Craft Centre. Tel. 96-646-34-30 Animales de San Antonio Help needed - Cat Welfare Programme. Tel. 646-866-432 APASA Tel. 96-579-68-54. Art Centre Association Jávea Tel. 96-647-20-49 Art Clubs in Jávea Tel. 96-579-44-62. Art of Enlightenment Workshops Fridays 14.00-16.30hrs. Tel. 96-646-36-89/670-384-851. Bob Ross Artcasa Art classes. Tel. Gaynor 620-664-988 Jewellery Classes Tuesday evenings. Tel. Amy 662-140-040 British Sub Aqua Club Scuba divers Jávea/Moraira/Calpe. Tel. 96-646-3906/96-583-21-69 - www.bsacmarinaalta.com Mums and Tots Wednesdays 10.00-12.00hrs. Tel. 96-578-21-52. Campo Crafters Alternate Tuesdays 10.00-12.30hrs. Tel. 639-987-301 Patchwork Circle Learn patchwork. Tel. Jean 96-642-41-96. Cáncer Charity Centre, Jávea Park Monday - Saturday 10.00-13.00hrs. Tel. 96-579-01-29. Sewing Group Tel. Christine 96-578-57-10. Classic Choir Friday evenings. Tel. Ann/Colin 96-579-03-71 Solidarity in Dénia Spanish/English together. - elenallor@hotmail.com. Jávea Al-Anon Support Group Tel. 96-646-36-89. Tai Chi Monday mornings 11.00hrs. Tel. 646-821-614. Jávea Backgammon Club Mondays 20.00-23.00hrs. Tel. Steve 635-377-335. The Spiritually Free Society All welcome. Tel. 96-647-11-73/650-334-443 Jávea Book Circle Tel. Anne/Huw Griffith 96-647-21-05. U3A Dénia Tel. 96-597-77-78 - u3adenia.org Jávea Bridge Club Avda de Paris, Jávea Park. Tel. Margaret 96-579-34-13. www.javeabridgeclub.com Worship Service Sunday Service 10.30hrs. Tel. Barbara 96-578-21-52. EL CAMPELLO A.P.A.C. - Asociación Protectora de Animales de El Campello - charity shop Monday - Saturday 10.00-14.00hrs. Tel. 687-398-507 www.myvicinity.co.uk to view the dogs - All MOT’d. Callanetics – Exercises Monday/Friday 10.45-12.15hrs. Tel. 96-685-22-93. Jávea China and Porcelain Painting Tel. Lavender Studio 96-646-15-37. Jávea Community Group Tel. Jeni 96-579-04-70. Jávea International Baptist Church Sunday 11.00hrs. Tel. 638-205-280. Jávea Ladies Legs bums/tums, Mondays 16.00hrs. Tel. 96-642-34-63. 46 MAGAZINE CLUBS Jávea Lions Club 2nd Tuesdays/4th Thursdays. Restaurant La Sella 20.00hrs. Jávea Netball Club L’Àncora Club Wednesdays 20.00-21.30hrs. Jávea Players Tel. 96-648-20-60 Jávea Speakers & Toastmasters Tel. Sylvia 96-579-23-16. Jazzercise Tel. Lisa 687-275-592/96-577-07-56. Labour International CB North www.terra.es/personal4/lsocbn/ Martial Art Thursdays 18.30-19.30hrs. Tel. 664-358-961. Nueva Jávea Social Club Tel. Angela 96-646-09-78 - angelachantry@gmail.com Oasis Evangelical Centre Sundays 11.00hrs. Tel. 96-646-28-48. Public Library Tuesdays/Saturdays 10.00-12.00hrs. Tel. 636-898-162 Reiki Friday mornings. Tel. Richard 96-647-15-62. Rotary International Fellowship CB No meetings until September 14. Tel. 96-579-54-21. Roundabout Charity Shop Jávea Jávea old town. 10.00-13.00hrs Monday - Saturday. Royal British Legion, Jávea Tuesdays 11.00hrs. Tel. Hilary 96-577-01-21. July 6 - July 12 2007 Shirley’s Classes Aerobics to pole dancing. Tel. Shirley 96-574-41-17. Gardeners’Circle Tel. Margarete 96-574-06-66. The Charity Shop Moraira Tel. 96-579-44-62. La Fustera Church of England Tel. Edith 96-574-54-30/Josie 96-649-72-03. The Spiritually Free Society Tel. Sandra 650-334-443. The English Choir Thursdays. Tel. June 96-578-67-12/Colin 96-577-12-87. MURCIA-MAR MENOR TORREVIEJA Duplicate Bridge Thursdays 18.30-22.00hrs. Tel. 96-857-57-60/676-346-118 6-a-Side football in the Torrevieja Area Tel. Dougie 628-789-335. Help Murcia Mar Menor 10.00-13.30hrs Monday - Friday. Tel. 616-546-378 helpmarmenor@hotmail.com A Bible Message Tel. CALPE 96-587-51-28. The No-smoking Club Mar Menor Wednesdays Biblioteca nosmomarmenor@hotmail.com Centre - OLIVA Action 4 Anim Tel. Suzi 659-677-749/Jo 686-887-592. A.E.C.C Tel. 96-571-66-79/96-679-82-96. La Marina: 96-679-60-04. A Touch of Class Wednesdays 12.00-14.00hrs Tel. Sue 96-679-86-40. Costa Blanca Christadelphians www.thisisyourbible.com Egyptian Belly Dance Classes Tuesdays/Thursdays/Saturdays. Tel. 96-285-25-82 Age Concern CB Sur Tel. 96-678-68-87. Mondays - Fridays 10.00-13.30hrs. Friends in Oliva Tel. Val 96-283-94-06/650-278-592 Alpengold Showband Tuesdays 13.00hrs. Tel. Bas 96-677-50-75/Di 96-571-6601. Martial Art Wednesdays/Fridays 18.30-19.30hrs. Tel. 664-358-961. Association of Retired Police Officers 2nd Wednesdays 10.30hrs. Tel. 96-679-70-15. Oliva Circle of Friends Tel. 609-477-476/96-505-06-30 - bettyinglis@tiscali.es Belly Dancing with Cleo Tuesdays/Wednesdays/Thursdays. Tel. 619-512-714. Oliva Knitting Group Wednesdays 14.00hrs. wits@hotmail.co.uk. Bob Ross Artcasa Art classes. Tel. 620-664-988 - gaynorartclass@hotmail. com. Tel. 647-202-940 - knit- Silk Crafts Tel. Rayne 96-283-99-11 - singingrayne@hotmail.com Bob Ross Painting Tel. Denis 96-679-09-27/Ron 96-679-03-69. Squash/Raquetball Club Los Amigos Tuesdays/Friday 17.00-19.00hrs. Tel. 606-919-124. Bon Bon Club May 21, 14.00hrs, New York Bar, Washington Square. Tango Argentino Tel. Tamar 96-579-69-83/617-591-145. Tennis Club Los Amigos Sundays/Mondays/Tuesdays/Thursdays Tel. 606-919-124. Cabaret Dance Group Tel. 647-082-021. Taoist Tai Chi Society of Jávea Tel. Jean 649-161-290 - www.taoist.org. The Oliva Craft Club Tel. Val 96-283-94-06 - lesleyclark@craftclubsjavea.com The Costa Blanca Yarn Group Tel. 96-579-44-62 - lesleyclark@wanadoo.es CALPE - Aid for the physically & mentally disabled Day care and teaching for disabled. Tel. 626-514123/696-876-688. Western line-dancing Mondays 19.30-22.00hrs. Tel. Carole 96-283-96-60. Celtic Supporters Club Tel. Steve 669-340-528/Maureen 618-180-290. Salsa classes Tuesday/Wednesdays. Tel. 96-579-56-56. Tai Chi ‘Yang’ Style 19.00-20.00hrs. Tel. Carlos 667-959-237. The Material Girls Wednesday 10.00-13.00hrs. Tel. 96-579-00-86/96-646-32-27. The Original Charity shop and library Monday - Saturday 10.00-13.00hrs. Tel. 96-646-08-03. The Tai Chi Society Costa Blanca Sundays in July, sandy beach (Arenal), Jávea, 08.30hrs. Tel. 610-01-60-80. www.balansvita.com. 10.00hrs. ORBA Lions Clubs International Tel. Bob Spokes 675-377-473. Orba Slimmers Mondays 11.00hrs. Tel. 96-558-14-18/680-138-931. PARCENT Chapel Santa María del Mar Father Noe Tel. 699-928-377. Parochial Tel. 96-670-39-65. Cherokee Line Dancers Tuesdays/Thursdays. Tel. 96-676-06-63/96-676-01-38. Chris Jarvis Dance Academy Tel. Yvonee 96-679-68-20. U3A Jávea www.u3ajavea.org - Tel. Rosi 96-599-52-27 International Music Circle 2nd Monday. Tel. 96-640-53-80. Church Services of the Anglican Sunday service 18.00hrs. Tel. 96-833-82-92/96-676-27-15. Wall Hangings and Rug Making Club Alternate Tuesdays 09.30-12.00hrs. Tel. 639-987-301 Mediterranean Garden Society Tel. Jenny Bussey 96-640-53-65. C & M Crafts Tel. Christine/Margaret 96-670-72-23. Yoga Tuesdays. Tel. Maria Palomar 96-646-08-51. LA NUCÍA Pilates Mondays/Wednesdays/Thursdays. Tel. 96-588-24-08 LA XARA PEDREGUER Costa Blanca Cross Stitchers Thursdays 14.00-16.00hrs. Tel. Vivian 96-597-95-34 The Enrique Montoliu Foundation Ecological Mediterranean Garden. Tel. 96-352-30-99 PEGO The Cancer Support Group Tel. Maureen 690-756-836. Charity Book Stall Pego Thursday Market Profits to animal protection charity. Tel. 96-597-72-28. The HELP Charity Shop Tel. Joy 96-578-72-76/Mavis 96-642-14-34. Pego Aerobics Tuesdays 09.30hrs. Tel. Caroline 96-640-08-78 LLÍBER Business 4 Business Networking Club Tel. Garry 619-767-006. Diners Club Tel. Jazz 652-584-272/Jean 96-648-04-61. MARINA ALTA 4 Paz Save our sea. Tel. 628-031-758 - www.4paz.org. Pego Craft Club Tuesdays 15.00-17.00hrs. Tel. Val 96-283-94 06. Royal British Legion, Pego 1st/3rd Tuesdays 12.00hrs. Tel. 96-558-43-29/96-558-74-00. Slimming Club Wednesdays 15.30-16.30hrs, Societat de Caçadors The Monte Pego Theatre Company Tel. 96-597-75-34. PILAR DE LA HORADADA Marina Alta Equine Society Tel. 96-558-77-47 - marinaaltaequinesociety@yahoo. com. Coro Pilar Mixed Choir Friday 18.00hrs. Tel. Christine 96-676-23-08. The Financial Forum Tel. Phillip Day 618-830-830. Jazz Greats Mondays 20.00-23.00hrs. Tel. Roger 96-676-23-08. MARINA BAIXA U3A - Marina Baixa Tel. Chris 96-587-88-79. MAZARRÓN Cañadas del Romero Mazarrón Yoga/Spanish/flower arranging etc. Tel. 660-384-778. Mazarrón Bahía Lions Club 2nd/4th Mondays. Tel. 96-815-45-89 P.A.L.S. Fundraising for medical equipment. www.mazarron. com. Tel. 96-813-88-23/626-460-465 Table Tennis Beginning October. Tel. 616-291-026/96-895-62-46/636401-134. MORAIRA Artists Unlimited Thursdays 10.30-12.30hrs. Tel. 96-574-41-94/96-583-60-64. M&M’s Dance Clubs Wednesdays/Fridays 20.00-22.30hrs. Tel. 610-981-795. Toastmasters International Increase your self-confidence/communication - www. levantetm.com for information. QUESADA Church On The Way Sundays 11.00hrs. Tel. Pastors Rod/Janet McCoy 96671-25-84 Quesada Art Group Tel. Suzanne 680-961-025. The Spiritual Awareness Society of Spain Closed for the summer. Tel. 96-570-33-46/96-676-33-54. SAN JUAN San Juan and District English Speaking Club Tel. 96-565-21-14. Wednesdays/Sundays 12.00-14.30hrs. SANET I NEGRALS British Sub Aqua Club Scuba divers Jávea/Moraira/Calpe. Tel. 96-646-3906/96-583-21-69 - www.bsacmarinaalta.com Reiki Tel. Alice 96-640-80-70/Joan 96-576-14-74. Costa Blanca Striders Tel. Phil/Laura 96-649-12-19. Santa Pola Dollshouse Group 2nd Wednesdays 10.30am. Tel. Janette 96-541-54-10. Moraira - Centre Vital Pilates Step/Qi - Gong/Capoeira. Tel. 699-456-978. Santa Pola/Gran Alacant Writer’s Circle Tel. 600-277-869. Moraira & District Royal Naval Association Tel. Peter 96-640-40-54/Robert 96-649-51-11. Moraira HELP Tel. Ian 667-036-188 - www.helpofDénia.com SANTA POLA TEULADA Asociación Benéfica de Teulada - charity shop Avenida Mediterráneo 10.00-12.30hrs Monday - Friday. Tel. Pat 606-274-948. Company Women Lunches 1st Thursdays. Tel. Caroline 96-679-53-22. Crescendo International Choir Tel. Sue 96-678-41-08/Phyl 96-678-53-32. Denelle Dance Club Wednesdays/Thursdays 19.00hrs. Tel. 635-584-431. Dolores - Catral Area Tuesdays 10.00-12.00hrs. Tel. 96-671-16-53/647-356-945. El Limonar neighbourhood watch Tel. 96-678-58-32/96-678-54-30/96-678-44-12. La Zenia Toastmasters Increase your confidence/communication. Tel. 678105-008/96-818-32-58 - www.toastmasters.org. Los Balcones Neighbourhood Watch CB 2nd Thursday. Tel. 96-672-28-61. Linedance Unlimited Tel. Sally/Gerry 600-362-044. Lynne’s Lively Ladies Tel. Lynne Adams 96-678-56-61. MAPA Social Club Tel. 96-649-08-40. Mingles - 2 Tel. Amanda 600-612-368/Sally 635-343-867. Mirador Dance Club Tel. Mike/Jan 96-679-85-88/627-030-404. Nirvana Dining Club Tel. Jane 667-836-495. Postnatal Support Group Tel. 96-570-82-27 - colinbeaven@tiscali.es Rascals Variety show group for raising money. Tel. 96-672-72-82. Reiki Tel. Ann Barber 96-671-73-10. Royal Air Forces Association Branch No.1359. 3rd Tuesday. Tel. 96-679-80-71/96-50131-86 - mysite.wanadoo-members.co.uk/rafacostablanca Royal British Legion, Hondón 3rd Tuesday 19.30hrs. Tel. Dennis 600-670-870. San Luis Neighbourhood Watch Tel. Graham/Jean 96-678-47-35. Table Tennis Beginning October. Tel. 616-291-026/96-895-62-46/636401-134. Tennis Monday/Wednesday - Friday 10.00hrs. Tel. 696-199265. Tennis Club Campoamor Wednesdays 15.00hrs/Sunday 10.30hrs. Tel. 675-395168 The Buffs Wednesdays 16.00hrs. Tel. John 96-671-81-22. The Carrot Crunchers Club 1st Sunday 12.30hrs. Tel. Roy 676-919-630. The Friendship Club Last Friday 11.00hrs at the Biblioteca. The Royal Air Forces Association CB Branch 1359 3rd Tuesday, 14.30hrs. Tel. 96-672-34-51/686-859-441 The Royal Naval Association Torrevieja Branch 1st Wednesdays 17.00hrs. Tel. Rod 96-676-42-92 Torrevieja Barbershop Harmonisers Tuesdays 10.00-12.30hrs. Tel. 96-671-72-62/96-677-50-29 Torrevieja Christian Fellowship Sundays 09.30hrs. Communion 11.30hrs. Tel. 96-670-0391. Torrevieja Coda Group Relationship problems? Tel. 96-678-42-83. Torrevieja Computer Club Wednesdays 19.30hrs. Tel. Anne 96-678-62-81 Torrevieja Costa Lions Club 2nd/4th Thursdays 19.00hrs. Tel. 96-676-48-82. Emerald Isle Mother and Toddler Group Mondays 11.00-13.00hrs. Tel. 675-401-325/617-232-235. Torrevieja Digital Camera Club 1st/3rd Tuesday. Tel. 96-679-80-84 - perryman@terra. es. Gardening Club Vega Baja 1st Monday 14.00hrs. Tel. 96-671-66-76/96-671-65-27. Torrevieja Flower Club Recess until September. Tel. 96-677-51-67/96-670-73-30 Gloria’s Crafts and Hobbies Tel. Gloria/Avril 96-572-44-42/690-351-015. Torrevieja Self Awareness and Healing Fellowship Tel. Morag 96-572-02-56 - moragb@terra.es. Golden Girls Alternate Wednesdays 14.00-16.00hrs. Tel. 96-532-90-92. Torrevieja U3A Tel. Ann Ross 96-677-30-22. HELP Association of Torrevieja Tel. 96-672-37-33/24hr help-line 96-570-42-82. Torrevieja Writers’ Circle Wednesdays 11.00-13.00hrs. Tel. Nik 96-679-68-66 Jardín del Mar Urbanisation, Neighbourhood Tel. Anne 96-670-19-21/José 96-570-97-98. Total Crafts Mondays 14.00-17.00hrs. Tel. 96-678-99-77/96-670-62-68 International Christian Assembly Ladies meeting - Wednesdays 11.00hrs. Prayer and bible study - Thursdays 18.30hrs. Sunday service 18.30hrs. C/San Miguel de Salinas 2, corner Santomers (nr. Centro de Salud). Rev. Rafael Restrepo: 660-127-276, Rev. Steve Campbell: 662-428-530, contacts: 96-692-82-98. Trailblazers Line Dancers, Torreta 2 Wednesdays. Tel. Gill 96-571-85-80. International Ladies Choir Tel. Derek 96-676-06-63. Rehearse Mondays. Just Brass Tuesdays 10.00hrs. Tel. 96-670-69-59/96-678-99-65. Keep Fit Tel. Suzanne 627-371-731. Labour International CB South 2nd Thursdays 11.00hrs. Tel. Alan 96-692-50-59. L.A Concert Band Tel. Lorraine 96-671-94-84/687-429-144/670-719-911. Ladies Self Improvement Group (LSIG) Tel. Violet 96-670-25-56. La Marina & San Fulgencio Computer Club Wednesdays 11.00-16.00hrs. Tel. Ron 96-679-03-96. La Marina Residents Association 11.00-12.00hrs Monday - Friday, C/Madrid Urbanisation. La Marina Tappers Dance Troupe Mondays/Fridays. Tel. 96-679-68-20/660-191-975. La Siesta Charity Library C/ Weber, 12, La Siesta. 10.30-12.30hrs Tel. 96-678-55-13. La Siesta - Computer Club Wednesday 19.45hrs at PALS social club. La Siesta Evangelical Church Rev. Daniel Reyes B.D. Tel. 96-850-80-28 - www.TorreviejaInformation.com/lasiestachurch Trash and Treasure Sundays 15.00hrs. Tel. 96-571-31-17/647-843-387. Vecinos Cooperando Vega Baja Tel. 96-679-88-89/96-678-44-04/96-571-62-58. Velvetones Tel. 96-572-70-34/96-678-41-39 - www.velvetones.net World Ship Society Meetings: first Monday 18.00-21.00hrs in Hoggies Bar in Urb. Luis. Tel. 96-676-51-66 - Jim2stevens@yahoo. co.uk. VALENCIA Valencia Native American Flute Circle Tel. 96-341-76-56 - www.geocities.com/entreflautas VILLAJOYOSA Caring Together www.caringspain.com - info@caringspain.com VILLAMARTÍN Craft Classes Wednesdays/Thursdays. Tel. 96-676-52-00/676-754-489. XÀTIVA Ballroom, Latin/Salsa Dancing Xàtiva Tel. 626-676-024 - amandakaye@hotmail.co.uk. P.E.P.A - The Helping Hands Charity Dogs: Tel. 678-059-750/650-256-678. Domestic cats: 96280-71-59. Feral cats: 605-460-828. - www.pepaspain. com. Xàtiva Fellowship Club 1st Tuesdays 19.30hrs. Tel. Sue 96-228-75-49. WHERE TO GO July 6 - July 12 2007 MAGAZINE 47 W H AT ’ S O N What’s on & where to go This week’s hotspots Dénia seems to be a good place to be this week if you like to party, but if you would like a more tranquil week why not visit Alicante to see some architecture or visit its museums? One thing is certain – the summer fiesta programme is hotting up and the streets are ablaze with colour in every town... F I ESTAS CALPE – Virgen del Carmen – July 16 This fiesta is in honour of the Spanish seas. The party begins at midday with a procession of the Virgen del Carmen taken through the town and then on to the sea. DÉNIA – Fiesta of the Santíssima Sang – July 7 to 15 This week Dénia will be awash with carnival floats on different themes, fancy dress parades, noise, fireworks and spectacle. There will also be the infamous Bous a la Mar – (bullrunning into the sea) which draws quite a crowd each year. Boat races, beach volleyball tournament, underwater fishing competition, bobbin lace making display, pelota games, children’s play areas, and children’s theatre with free sweets and ice-cream. On opening night Saturday July 7 at 22.00 hrs there will be a free dance festival with over 100 students from local dance schools participating, followed by rock night with bands such as Virus, Cardiacas Tour, La Mocha, Tsunami, El 38, Área Libre, Tot Pagat, After Math, and Taylor y Snorfer. More information from Dénia Tourist Information, which is located close to the train station and port. www.denia.net PAMPLONA – San Fermín – July 6 to 14 This is Spain’s biggest and most famous festival. It begins on July 6 at midday with El Chupinazo; whereby one firework is lit to inaugurate the commencement of the bull run. The first day will see dance, music, street theatre, lasting until the early hours of the morning. From July 7, beginning at 08.00 hrs everyday until the July 14 are the bull runs. For further information please contact Iñaki via email at staff@sanfermintv.com Trains run from all corners of Spain to the station of San Jorge in Pamplona; for train timetables and reservations, please contact 902 24 02 02 or visit www.renfe.es Should you choose to fly there, you may be able to find some last minute deals on www.ofertas-vuelo.net or www.compravuelos.com TORREVIEJA – Virgen del Carmen – July 16 This fiesta is also celebrated in Torrevieja with a procession of the Virgen del Carmen through the town and on to the sea. Later in the day, there is a beauty contest in search of the Salt Queen with songs of the habaneras sung by a Torrevieja choir. E XCURSIONS Aktive Life A group founded in Santa Pola by experts in tourism, travel and sports education, specialising in outdoor development and activities, for leisure and business. Including beach olympics, hiking, caving, archery, mountaineering, trekking and multi-adventure circuits. Everything is catered for. For further information and bookings, please contact 96 669 76 86 or 669 497 127 or log on to www.aktive-life.com Boat trips/fishing trips Hire a quality boat with some friends and or family for a social event, for relaxation and fun or perhaps fishing. Approximately 45 euros per person, between 6-10 people. A budget sightseeing tour is also available for 26 euros per person. For further information, please contact 968 335 250 or 686 589 807 or you may wish to email boat-trips.eu@hotmail.com DÉNIA While in Dénia to see the fiesta, why not visit the castle by night – a programme beginning on July 5 until September. Visit the interior of the castle between 20.00 hrs and 00.30 hrs, from Monday to Sunday, except the days when there is a musical programme at the castle called Música al Castell. Coach tours Day excursions, weekend breaks and longer are available via the Costa Blanca Live team; with tours going to Caravaca de la Cruz, Granada, Madrid, Barcelona, Galicia, Toledo, the Xaló Valley and so much more. Coach tours begin at 13 euros with the cost of lunch sometimes included. For further information please contact 96 678 59 10 or visit www.costablancalive.info Pilgrim hike – the road to Santiago Take a hike, as they say, with the pilgrims on this beautiful and spiritual journey. This can be achieved either independently or via an agency. Should you choose to do this alone, there is a book to help you with your journey, A Guide for Pilgrims written by Milan Bravo Lozano. This sacred journey has been explored by millions each year for hundreds of generations. It is believed that James, one of Christ’s apostles was buried here. The church of Santiago (meaning James) is allegedly built over his grave. There are hundreds of free pilgrim dormitories available along the route. For further information regarding the route, please visit www.santiago.ca or www.travelwithachallenge.com MUSEUMS & MONUMENTS ALICANTE Colegiata de Santa María A Gothic temple although very distinct characteristics in comparison to Mediterranean Gothic architecture. Found in the Plaza de Constitución. For further information please call 96 287 19 51. Palacio de Villa Marco This rustic country house contains French colonial influences. Built in the 19th century, it is home to some of the sculptures created by Alicante’s artist, Vicente Bañuls. The house is situated at the Camino de Marco, Alicante. For further information, please call 96 563 46 06. Palm grove museum This has been declared a world heritage site by the UNESCO as one of the largest palm tree forests in Europe. The palm grove museum is in the same area. For further information, please contact 96 542 22 40. ELCHE Arabic Baths “Hygiene is a manifestation from faith,” declared the Prophet Mohamed. For the Islamic world, water is a source of purification. Here you may visit one of the many public bath houses built by the Moors. Guided audio tours are available. Located at the Passeig de les Eres de Santa Llúcia, No 13, 03202, Elche. For further information, please call 96 545 28 87. T H E AT R E ALTEA Cabaret The stage version 30s film, set at the dawn of the Second World War in Nazi Germany, will be staged from July 19-22 at the Palau de Altea. Tickets cost between 40–45 euros and are available at the Theatre and should not be missed. Please call 96 688 19 24 for reservations. TORREVIEJA Teatro Municipal Black comedy The impatient patient Last performance is on Friday July 6 at 21.00 hrs. Starring Caoimhe O’Shea as the hell-bent Henrietta Poppycock. Tickets cost 10 euros with proceeds for this evening’s show donated towards the AECC and available from the Kiosk between 18.00-20.00 hrs outside the theatre. For further information, please call Jackie on 96 672 23 58 or Paloma on 646 508 068. Thank you for your support. Useful telephone numbers Emergencies/Urgencias .................................................. 112 Emergencies/Urgencias Médicas ...................... 96 514 40 00 Fire Brigade/Bomberos .......................................... 080 / 085 Police/Guardia Civil ........................................................ 062 National Police/Policía Nacional .................................... 091 Red Cross/Cruz Roja............................................ 96 525 25 25 24 hr Women’s Centre/Centro de la Mujer 24H..900 580 888 Tourist Information General tourist information Costa Blanca including Alicante ........................................... ..................................................... www.costablanca.org/eng Murcia (Note: much of the Murcia tourist information is only available in Spanish) ............ www.murciaturistica.es Valencia .............................www.comunitatvalenciana.com Churches For listings of local church services in your region, go to: www.costablanca.org/eng/servicios/iglesias buscar.asp Consular offices British Consulate General - Madrid For all consular services, the office is open from 09.0015.00hrs. Located at C/ Fernando El Santo, 16, 28010, Madrid ..............................Tel. 917 008 200 - Fax. 917 008 272 United Kingdom Consul - Alicante Open from 08.30-13.30hrs, at Plaza de Calvo Sotelo, 1, 2ºApdo. de Correos 564, 03001 Alicante ................................. ............................................... Tel. 96 521 61 90 or 96 521 60 22 Museums and art galleries ALICANTE LUCENTUM - Ciudad Íbero-Romana Tossal de Manises .. ....................................................................... Tel. 96 526 24 34 MARQ - Museo Arqueológico Provincial ... Tel. 96 514 90 00 MUBAG - Museo de Bellas Artes Gravina .. Tel. 96 514 67 80 TORREVIEJA Museo de Belenes ...................................... Tel. 609 459 514 Museo de la Semana Santa Tomás Valcárcel .............. ....................................................................... Tel. 96 670 80 37 Museo del Mar y de la Sal ..........................Tel. 96 670 68 38 VALENCIA Ciudad de Artes y Ciencias ...................... Tel. 902 100 031 Museo de Bellas Artes.............................. Tel. 96 360 57 93 Museo de Cerámica ................................... Tel. 96 351 63 92 Museo Fallero............................................. Tel. 96 352 54 78 IVAM ...............................................................Tel. 96 386 30 00 S P O RT S A N D H O B B I E S Aeromodelling clubs If you hold an interest in the art of aeromodelling, please contact howard@mayor-hobbies or phone 96 541 54 10. With listings of clubs in the areas of Benissa, Elche, Guardamar, Benidorm, Alicante, Alcoi, Albacete and many more. L’Alfàs cricket club Plays a season beginning in February until November. New members and support are always welcome with matches played every weekend. The club itself plays host to 30 touring teams. For more information please call Clive Woodbridge on 96 686 69 65 or visit www.tyarth.com/sacc.php Art classes A gallery and workshop is on hand with classes available for you to open your artistic streak and meet other likeminded artists. For information please contact Thomas on 637 929 088 or visit www.thomasandart.de. His studio is located at the Avenida Federico García Lorca, Benijófar. Classes are from Monday to Friday, 11.00 until 18.00 hrs. Yoga Classes are available every Tuesday from 10.00–11.30 hrs at the Terra Verde health food shop in Calpe’s town centre. For further information, please contact Nicole on 620 147 089 or send her an e-mail on nicole@yogabreaks.org.uk 48 MAGAZINE July 6 - July 12 2007 WHERE TO GO What’s on & where to go Gig guide Friday July 6 LA LUNA Alcalalí TONY RIVERS – evening GRAN SOL HOTEL Calpe, nr Imperial Park Complex (96-583-62-82) COOL BLOOZ Blues – 21.00 hrs by Carlos Rodríguez OCTAVIOS Dénia, Las Marinas PAISLEY PARK Blues, rock, pop – evening BAR DREAMS Els Poblets THE SPLASHES – 21.00 hrs FLANAGAN’S BAR Gran Alicant IRISH DES – evening EL FARO Jávea, Balcón al Mar (96-577-00-47) THE BRINK – 21.00 hrs AN SHEBEEN Jávea (96-579-64-75) WAYNE HORN & THE HORNETS – 21.00 hrs VARIETY La Nucía (96-689-52-80) JOEY LEGEND + BAND – 21.00 hrs MARIO’S BAR CORIADOR Moraira CHILL FACTOR – 22.00 hrs Saturday July 7 LA LUNA – Alcalalí THE BRINK Blues, rock – evening BUDA BAR Benitachell (96-649-41-79) PAISLEY PARK Blues, rock, pop – evening AN SHEBEEN Jávea (96-579-64-75) THE ROCKETS Rock, blues – 23.00 hrs TUSK – Jávea, Arenal THE SPLASHES – 22.30 hrs DON QUIJOTE BAR – Moraira CHILL FACTOR. Pop – 21.30 hrs BAR EL CASINO Parcent (692-801-636) STANDARD JAZZ LTD – 22.00-00.30 hrs Sunday July 8 EL CISNE RASTRO Benidorm THE TAILGATE SWING BAND – 12.00-15.00 hrs LATITUDE LOUNGE BAR/REST Dénia, Marina (96-578-32-35) INTI CARDOSO & GUEST Spanish guitar, pop, Latin – 21.00-00.00 hrs DON QUIJOTE BAR Moraira PAISLEY PARK with special guests CHILL FACTOR Pop – evening Monday July 9 ROCK & ROLL HOUSE Benidorm (96-585-60-20) JOEY LEGEND – 22.00 hrs EL PESCADITO Pilar de la Horadada, Mil Palmeras (96-532-00-71) JAZZ GREATS – 20.00-23.00 hrs Tuesday July 10 BUDA BAR Benitachell (96-649-41-79) CHILL FACTOR Pop – evening DON ANTONIO RESTAURANT Jávea, Cabo la Nao, nr Saladar INTI CARDOSO Spanish guitar, pop, latin – 20.00-23.00 hrs Wednesday July 11 ROCK & ROLL HOUSE Benidorm (96-585-60-20) JOEY LEGEND – 23.00 hrs LATITUDE LOUNGE BAR/REST Dénia, Marina (96-578-32-35) INTI CARDOSO & TØRSTEN Spanish guitar, pop, Latin – 20.30-23.30 hrs BAR DREAMS – Els Poblets THE SPLASHES – 21.00 hrs BAR QUO VADIS – Jávea DARK HORSE – evening EL JARDÍN – Pedreguer, N-332 (96-645-65-15) PAISLEY PARK with special guests CHILL FACTOR Pop – evening Thursday July 12 HOTEL FLAMINGO OASIS Benidorm JOEY LEGEND – 23.00 hrs BUDA BAR Benitachell – (96-649-41-79) THE SPLASHES – 22.00 hrs PLAZA 6 RESTAURANTE Jávea, C/Cabo la Nao (96-646-23-14) INTI CARDOSO. – Spanish guitar solo – evening EL PRESIDENTE BARRESTAURANT – Jávea COLIN FRASER QUINTET Jazz, swing – 20.30-23.30 hrs AN SHEBEEN Jávea (96-579-64-75) JOHN RAMÓN & DES – 21.30 hrs. COOL BLOOZ Cool Blooz was recently put together by John Anthony (lead guitar and vocals) and Dave Horn (drummer and vocals), after talking about it for many years. Both musicians had known Dave Wood (bass and vocals) for some time and had worked with him in the past so when he agreed to join them the band was instantly formed. All are experienced musicians having played on the Costa Blanca in various bands for many years. The repertoire for Cool Blooz veers towards jazz and rock. With songs from John Coltrane, Miles Davis, Herbie Hancock, and a lot of light rock, including The Eagles, The Beatles, The Rolling Stones and Elvis. They currently perform on Fridays at the Gran Sol Hotel, Calpe. Please email costablancalivemusic@hotmail.com should you have any gigs which you would like included in the local gig guide, or call 667 959 237. You can also book an artiste or have your venue included on the new website www.costablancalivemusic.com ALTO Y BAJO GUADALENTÍN July 6 - July 12 2007 Sentence supports leisure boat owners José Andúgar and G. Lennon A court ruling that backs the owners of leisure boats and which concerns the price they have to pay for mooring, may have consequences for a number of people similarly affected. A judge from Totana municipal court has ruled in favour of several people affected by the allocation of moorings at the new leisure port in Mazarrón. The judge completely supports the argument put forward by the boat owners that they should only have to pay the original fees contracted and not the 315% higher fees demanded by the new fran- Education New traffic school Fuente Álamo’s new Road Safety Park has opened in the Plaza de la Autonomía. At the new facility, which has a total surface area of 4,591 square metres, of which 250 square metres have been built on, children will be taught the principles of road safety including, for example, how to ride a bicycle safely in urban areas. Among the services on offer, there is a large playground, a grandstand, and a road circuit as well as pedestrianised and green leisure areas. The total cost of the project was €504,200 euros. Planning New Police station Águilas’s new Local Police station will open for business next September. Building work is in the final stages and a €60,000 euro furniture and fittings acquisition application has just been approved. The new police station, which is on a plot of land next to the fire station, will serve to “improve the work of the officers as it will be equipped with the very latest technology.” The building has two storeys: the ground floor will house a conference hall, a library, the public safety and customer service teams. Upstairs, there will be changing rooms, a classroom, and office space. chise owners, Bolnuevo de Turismo SA (Boltursa), and which were approved by the regional government. During the proceedings it emerged that the boat owners acquired eight metre berths from the previous franchise holder, the Sociedad Club Naútico de Puerto de Mazarrón, with whom there were written contracts, and to whom the buyers each paid €10,650 euros in March 2004. Subsequently the regional government awarded the port franchise to Boltursa and approved the 315% increase in the purchase of moorings on the grounds that the regional Public Works, Housing and Transport ministry took into account the financial viability of the facility as the initial investment required had risen substantially owing to the building of an underground car park, a commercial centre and other improvements. Boltursa sent out a letter in September 2006 advising that the price of the moorings had risen to €24,808 euros, justifying the increase on the regional government’s advice. The judge’s ruling demands that Boltursa respect the terms of the original purchase contracts, and allow the boat owners to use their berths. The sentence creates a precedent for forty other boat owners similarly affected, many of whom belong to the Victims of Mooring Berths in Mazarrón Marina association. Twenty-six of BOATS MOORED: Aerial view of Mazarrón port them had contracts with the Sociedad Club Naútico de Puerto de Mazarrón. The successful boat owners are not members of the association, but maintain close links with it. Mazarrón police force bolstered to aim to improve summer security The mayor of Mazarrón, Francisco Blaya, sat down recently with the councillor for Security, Segundo Muñoz, and the chiefs of the Local Police and Guardia Civil, Gerardo Marín and Alfonso Salinas, respectively, to define the town’s security plan. Also present was Accident Secretary, Sandra María Antón, who normally sits in on these periodical meetings. Apart from agreeing sanctions to be imposed on recent wrong-doers, a twelve-month police coordination programme was approved with special focus on the forthcoming summer season. This year, Mazarrón will ensure that it has 70 Guar- POLICE AND RESIDENTS: Meeting of Mazarrón Public Safety Committee dia Civil, 44 Local Police and 10 Guardia Civil Traffic officers. These measures, that will be coordinated from the Town Hall, aim to guarantee the safety of all the townspeople and offer peace of mind to the thousands of tourists who choose to spend their summer vacations in the coastal resort. Totana Town Hall aims to buy General Aznar’s House for restoration Totana mayor, José Martínez Andreo, has announced that the town council is intending to purchase the House of General Aznar with the aim of fulfilling its manifesto pledge to offer the town’s people an integrated and easily accessible administration: “we aim to offer an agile, modern, flexible, and transparent administration that gives the people of Totana the level of customer service they deserve,” explained the mayor. Negotiations are already underway both with the regional government – for a subsidy to purchase and renovate the building – as well as with the building’s owners. With respect to the negotiations with the regional government, the council’s objective is for the building not to cost the Town Hall anything. The House of General Aznar, which stands on the calle Vidal Abarca next to the El Cojo bar and opposite the Casino, is relatively close to the council building, and it is planned for it to house all council departments that deal directly with the public. It is an old, catalogued build- ing with a total surface area of around 400 square metres, although it is planned to add an extra floor. It will house the departments currently located in the upper storeys of the BBVA building such as Housing, Immigration, Consumer Affairs, Commerce, Quality and Craftwork. According to Mr Andreo, should the project proceed, the council would save all its current property rental costs. The council has applied for a regional government grant that would cover all the costs of purchasing and renovating the building, and, given the importance of the project, the mayor stated that he was hoping for the full collaboration of, and a quick response from, the regional government. MURCIA NEWS 49 50 INTERNATIONAL NEWS Russia Bush meets with Putin to try to end deadlock President Putin of Russia visited Maine on the East coast of the United States earlier this week to speak with his American counterpart, George W Bush, on relations between the two countries, which have deteriorated over the past year. Sources from the Bush administration stated that the aim of the visit was to persuade Russia to cooperate in encouraging Iran to suspend its nuclear programme. Moscow, on the other hand, was seeking to urge Washington’s not to go ahead with its missile interceptor plan, which it aims to set up in Eastern Europe. The talks had only limited success, sources revealed, and did not bring the expected results. White House Hillary Clinton cleaning up corruption CLEAN CUT: No more favours for anybody Aspiring Democratic President of the United States, Hillary Clinton, has called for the White House to be ‘cleaned’. She said in a recent electoral meeting: “Get your dustpans and brushes. We are going to have to clean the White House because the present government has adopted a culture of favouritism, corruption and incompetence.” Meanwhile, polls suggest that there has been a radical shift in the Hispanic vote, which traditionally favoured Republicans. A total of 63 percent of the Hispanic members of society would now vote for Hillary Clinton as American president, while Republican runner Rudolph Giuliani would receive only 46% of the vote. July 6 - July 12 2007 Journalist freed after 4 months in captivity Negotiations with Hamas achieve the release Alex Elgar Alan Johnston, the BBC journalist captured four months ago by the radical Army of Islam in the Gaza strip, was freed in the early hours of Wednesday morning. Looking pale but in good health, Johnston, 45, exited a Gaza City building escorted by dozens of Hamas armed guards. According to his captors, Johnston’s kidnap had been set up to target Britain in the name of a global holy war. Throughout his ordeal, hundreds of journalists around the world campaigned for his release and 200,000 people signed an online petition calling for him to be set free. As well as pressure from the BBC and the British Government, Johnston’s release was largely the result of negotiations between Islamic movement Hamas, who recently took control of the Gaza strip, and the Army of Islam. Hamas were keen to raise their profile, whilst realising the dire consequences for their movement if Johnston had been killed. Johnston’s parents, from Argyll in Scotland, described their overwhelming joy at the news, stating that the past 114 days had been “a living nightmare.” Johnston, who was kept in a small cell during his ordeal, sometimes hand- FREED BBC JOURNALIST ALAN JOHNSTON: Overjoyed at his release cuffed and recently appearing in a video wearing an explosives belt, said in a news conference given immediately after his release: “I am hugely grateful to all the people – an amazing number of people that worked on the Palestinian side, the British government, the BBC from top to bottom, and a huge amount of support from BBC listeners and viewers. “I had a radio almost throughout, and was able to follow all the extraordinary level of support and interest in my case, and it was a huge psychological boost. I am immensely grateful. It’s just the most fantastic thing to be free. “It was an appalling experience as you can imagine – 16 weeks kidnapped, sometimes quite terrifying, and frightening always because I didn’t know how it was going to end. “Last night, when they took me downstairs and said you’re going to Britain, they had actually said that once before when they moved me to another prison, so I was really fighting the desire to believe that it was all about to end. “When they let me out of the car, there were gunmen around and so on and I thought, ‘No, no, these are more kidnappers’, but then I saw Fayed Abu Shamala who I’d worked with for three years and I really only then believed it was over. “The group did threaten my life a number of times in various ways. There was one 24-hour period when they seemed to get very angry with the negotiation process, and they chained me up by my hands and ankles. But that only lasted 24 hours. “I was in Gaza for three years, and I know very well what Palestinian culture is, and the extraordinary warmth and hospitality – especially of Gaza. I knew that the handful of people that kidnapped me were a complete aberration. My memories of Gaza will be very much of the best kind, despite what happened to me. Across the Palestinian spectrum politically there was condemnation of the kidnapping and calls for my release and so on. “The kidnappers seemed very comfortable and very secure in their operation – until a couple of weeks ago when it became clear that Hamas would be in charge of the security situation on their own here – and after that the kidnappers were much more nervous and began to realise – and I began to feel that perhaps, if I was lucky – the end was coming.” Live Earth kicks off this Saturday Live Earth, a 24-hour, 7continent concert that will bring together more than 100 music artists and two billion people to trigger a global movement to solve the climate crisis, is to take place this Saturday. A star-studded line up is promised, with artists including Paul McCartney, Madonna, the Red Hot Chilli Peppers, Razorlight, Shakira and Justin Timberlake. Istanbul joins London, New York, Sydney, Shanghai, Tokyo, Johannesburg, Rio de Janeiro and Hamburg as official Live Earth host cities. The event will reach a worldwide audience through an unprecedented global media architecture covering all media platforms – TV, radio, Internet and wireless channels. The event marks the beginning of a multi-year campaign led by the Alliance for Climate Protection, The Climate Group and other international organisations to drive individuals, corpo- AL GORE: Bringing together more than 100 music artists rations and governments to take action to solve global warming. Former U.S. Vice President Al Gore is the Chair of the Alliance and Partner of Live Earth. INTERNATIONAL NEWS July 6 - July 12 2007 Britain put on severe security alert Three bombs successfully defused. Seven NHS doctors suspected to be involved Alex Elgar The UK is on high alert after three car bombs set up by Islamic terrorists last weekend failed to detonate or cause injury. Two cars carrying petrol, gas cylinders and nails were discovered in central London last Friday before being detonated by police, whilst another car bomb was driven into Glasgow airport’s terminal building on Saturday evening. Miraculously, no-one was injured in the attack. Security forces have said that residents should be ready for an attack “at any moment” and should be on the look out for anything suspicious. Interior minister Jacqui Smith denied claims that only luck averted a massacre, insisting that the government was doing everything possible to protect the public, and that British bomb disposal experts, secret services as well as public vigilence had stopped a major disaster. Security measures have been stepped up in British airports, train stations and in the tube since the failed bombings, and according to UK transport police, drivers who try to park at train stations, as well as passengers, will be subject to random security checks. Other Israeli-style check-points will be set up over the coming weeks on the main access routes into the capital. Peter Clarke, head of Scotland Yard’s special anti-terrorist squad, commented: “I’m not exaggerating when I say that every hour we are learning more information. I feel confident that in the next few days or weeks we will be able to completely understand the methods used by the terrorists, the manner in which they planned the attacks, and the group to which they belonged.” NHS at heart of failed UK bomb attack Armed police raided houses across the country following the attacks, while a man and his wife were arrested on the M6 motorway in Cheshire before being brought for questioning to London’s Paddington Green police station. Another doc- Elton John opens memorial concert 51 America US places security guards on all flights The United States has stepped up security measures on its international flights, following the recent terrorist threats in the UK, according to the US secretary for national security, Michael Chertoff. Security guards will now be working with crew on all flights, in an effort to prevent future terrorist attacks. US airports are currently at orange level, with red being the highest level of danger. Meanwhile, a suspect package found at JFK airport in New York, forcing security to evacuate an entire terminal, turned out to be a bottle of cologne. Operations returned to normal after one hour. Africa GLASGOW AIRPORT: Terrorists drive car bomb into terminal building tor was arrested in Brisbane, Australia on Tuesday while trying to board a plane to India. He had been working in Cheshire as a doctor. Eight people have now been arrested in association with the failed terrorist bombings, with seven believed to be doctors or medical students working for the NHS, one was a lab technician. An immediate review of NHS recruitment will now be carried out following the attacks, the prime minister said. Britain’s main umbrella group for Muslim organisa- tions strongly condemned the three failed car bomb attacks, calling for crosscultural efforts to tackle extremism. Dr Muhammad Abdul Bari, secretary-general of the moderate Muslim Council of Britain, said: “Those who seek to deliberately kill or maim innocent people are the enemies of us all. Those who engage in such murderous actions and those that provide support for them are the enemies of us all, Muslims and nonMuslims, and they stand against our shared values in the United Kingdom. “It cannot be stressed enough that terrorists actively seek to divide us and to undermine our collective strength. We need to have confidence and mutual trust in each other. The challenges facing us as a nation require us to work together for the joint benefit of all. “As we have stated in the past, terrorism is not a regional nor a national matter. Neither does it have a profession or class,” and he called on all Britons to help the police and the security services. FARC video show kidnapped victims A video released in Colombia showing seven soldiers and policemen kidnapped several years ago by guerrilla group FARC, has given hope to families and groups campaigning for their release. The video, which was obtained by Colombian TV station Caracol, shows kidnapped soldier Pablo Emilio Moncayo, who was captured more than nine years ago in the south of the country, urging the president of Colombia, Álvaro Uribe, not to rescue the group by force, because it would mean “a death sentence”. He goes on to say that he has been in the same camp as ex-presidential candidate Ingrid Betancourt, who was kidnapped in February 2002. Moncayo pleads with Uribe to commence “a dialogue with the FARC”. Son of Chad president found dead Brahim Deby, son of the president of Chad, was found dead last weekend in a carpark in the Paris outskirts, police sources have stated. Investigators are still trying to determine if the man was murdered or if he died from natural causes. West Bank Soldiers shoot dead Al Fatah militia leader A leader of Al Fatah’s armed faction was shot dead in the West Bank on Monday, during a disturbance in Jenin refugee camp, according to sources. Israeli soldiers fired at Mahmud Abu al Hija, 24, who fought for the Brigades of the Martyrs of Al Aksa, after he aimed a M16 rifle at them. Mexico SIR ELTON: Commemorates Diana’s death Sir Elton John opened Diana, Princess of Wales’ memorial concert last weekend in London’s Wembley stadium, staged to commemorate her ten-year death. Audience figures peaked at around 14.8 million during the six-hour show on BBC One, which included performances from Sir Elton, Duran Duran and Lily Allen. Sir Elton, who was an intimate friend of the princess, singing Candle in the Wind at her funeral, played Your Song to thousands of onlookers, while black and white images of Diana by Peruvian photographer Mario Testino flashed up on a giant screen. Princes William and Harry, whose idea it was to stage the concert, paid a tribute to their mother. A total of 63,000 people both young and old filled Wembley’s new stadium, in a show that was transmitted to 140 countries, with a global audience of more than 500 million people. Explosion in karaoke bar leaves 25 dead in China At least 25 people have died and a further 33 seriously injured following an explosion in a karaoke bar in northeast China, according to official state news channels. The explosion occurred in the early hours of Thursday morning in Tianshifu in the Liaoning province when dozens of young people were enjoying a night out in the well-known bar to celebrate the end-of-year examinations. Emergency teams have already recovered 25 bodies from the wreckage, although they have not discounted the possibility of finding more bodies buried under the rubble. Xinhua said the explosion caused the two-storey building to collapse into a heap that also buried several cars. It said the club’s owner was among the dead. Authorities have now set up an investigation to determine the cause of the incident. Also Wednesday, a theatre manager in the central province of Hunan died as he evacuated his building during a fire. The world’s richest man The Mexican telecoms tycoon, Carlos Slim, has been named as the richest man in the world, overtaking Microsoft founder Bill Gates. The 67-year-old son of Lebanese immigrants and owner of America Movil is now worth $67.8bn. He started his business life in the property sector, before moving into stock brokerage, a bottling company and now the telephone sector. 52 EDITORIAL & OPINION July 6 - July 12 2007 _ Editorial&Opinion Samantha Kett s.kett@thinkspain.com Pottermania I’ve been counting down the days for nearly two years now, and there are only 15 to go. Until what? The America’s Cup? No, that’s been and gone now, and let’s cross our fingers that Valencia is elected as venue for the next one. You see, the winning country would normally host the next tournament, but when Switzerland won the cup, the organisers saw a problem. “What problem was that, then?” asked a friend of mine, who isn’t even blonde. Can any of you guess what it is? Oh, never mind. The crucial point is that I haven’t been sad enough to count the days to the 2007 regattas, which would be on a par with stampcollecting, train-spotting or bursting into tears when Spain got kicked out of the World Cup last summer. In just 15 days’ time, the final instalment of Harry Potter’s adventures at Hogwarts Academy hits the shelves. When I read that the castellano translation will not be in the shops until 2008, I praised the good Lord that I’m a native Englishspeaker – not only will I never have to grapple with phrasal verbs or ponder over the pronunciation difference between ‘cough’, ‘bough’, ‘tough’ and ‘through’, but I’ll be one of the first to find out whether the teenage wizard manages to wipe out He Who Should Not Be Named for good; whether he even survives, given that the author hints he might not; whether he returns to Hogwarts for his final year or whether in part six he had passed through platform nine-and-three-quarters at Kings’ Cross for the last time. Unless you have followed this highly-addictive series from day one, none of the above will mean anything whatsoever to you. In theory, you could ask any child anywhere in the world and they would fill you in pretty rapidly on the chapters you missed, although in practice there are more adults who read the series – a version with a cover for grownups is in circulation if your street-cred won’t allow you to be seen reading a kids’ book. Even if it is a kids’ book that outsells the Bible. Spanish national daily El País has put Harry to the vote: is the rising frenzy, the camping outside bookshops and the betting-shop takings justified? After all, it’s only a book. Did people break out in a sweat whenever Enid Blyton penned a new Secret Seven adventure? Do people queue outside the newsagents’ every Friday morning to grab their still-warmfrom-the printer copy of ThinkSPAIN|today? Well, naturally. Of course they do. It is no accident, then, that 44 per cent of voters said the young wizard’s adventures keep the public permanently in suspenders and that they, too, will be taking their sleeping bags and booking a flight to the UK to sleep outside WHSmith’s on the pavement (hope they don’t get washed away with all that rain Britain’s having). Another 43 per cent said it was great to be so enthusiastic about a novel, but punch-ups to be the first through the bookshop door at the crack of dawn are a little excessive. In summary, Harry has enough fans not to have to worry his little head about the remaining 13 per cent who described the saga as ‘boring’. Is Harry fever justified? Yes, I do believe it is. Love or hate the series, the content, subject and characters are beside the point. Harry fever means kids read – it’s that simple. I picked up my first book at age three, devoured the original version of Heidi at five and was grappling with Dickens and Shakespeare at nine. I’ve never looked back. Quite apart from the fact that a child with its nose in a book is a child who is being quiet, kept entertained and not pestering for sweets, today’s kids who read are tomorrow’s adults who can spell, express themselves, use apostrophes in the correct place (ie not in plurals, which always offends my eye) have a thirst for life and a keenness to broaden their horizons. To this end, anything that makes kids read should be fully encouraged, even if it means kipping in a shop doorway in a downpour. Think Press S.L., C.I.F. B/54152202 - Editor Berni Walker Registration T-59-07 - ISSN 1887-4223 How to contact us Tel. 96 648 08 14 / Fax 96 648 02 66 info@thinkspain.com Have you got a story? Tel. 96 648 00 52 - newsdesk@thinkspain.com Display adverts advertising@thinkspain.com Classifieds ads@thinkspain.com @ Centro Comercial La Teulera 12-14 Avda. Rey Juan Carlos I. 61-63 03727 Xaló (Alicante) Tel. 96 648 08 14 Fax 96 648 02 66 E-mail editor@thinkspain.com Letters To the readers of thinkSPAIN|today I am growing increasingly worried about the return of fur coats to fashion. Although fur is not currently in the spotlight due to the summer heat, it was worryingly popular over the winter with influential magazines such as Vogue and ELLE backing the ‘fashion’ of wearing animal fur. I am writing about this now as it has recently come to my attention that the popular department store, El Corte Inglés, has a large fur department. I find it shocking that in this day and age fur can be found not only acceptable but fashionable as well! It also worries me that such large names are being seen to support the monstrosity when I believe that influential brands have a responsibility to apear against such things. Luckily, ELLE and Vogue have been under pressure since their fur campaigns from animal rights activists but El Corte Inglés, which is right on our doorstep, continues supporting the cruel trade without hindrance! Admittedly, ELLE has tried to withdraw from the contract and remove their support from the fur trade but Vogue, one of the world’s most famous fashion magazines, has disregarded all scorn from animal-lovers and will continue to promote fur as fashion. The only way we can stop this cruelty is to boycott these brands until they have no choice but to cease their support and sale of animal fur for good. Signed, a concerned supporter of animal rights Dear thinkSPAIN|today I am a student in Jávea and I have noticed a steady increase in young children socialising on the Arenal beachfront at night time. I believe it is quite shocking that children are allowed to wander between the busy bars and clubs after dark and sometimes even enter them. This overexposure to alcohol and adult nightlife cannot be good for them and I don’t believe that they would have been allowed to do this back in Britain. I understand that Spain is seen as a safer place for young children by many parents but a bar scene is never a suitable place for twelve-year-olds. I think it has become normal for these children to spend time on the beachfront at night time and I believe that this contributes heavily to many of them starting drinking at a young age. I put this down to the lack of youth clubs and activities available in this area. In Britain these children would have the option to be involved with local youth centres and sports clubs whereas here, if they do not speak Spanish, British children tend to socialise in the way their parents do, namely by drinking alcohol and hanging around bars and clubs. I believe this is a problem that needs to be addressed soon before we produce a new generation of expatriate alcoholics on the Costa Blanca. Signed, anon in Jávea Dear anon, Thank you for your letter. I suggest you take a look at our clubs pages and visit your town hall for information thinkSPAIN|today apologises for any inaccuracies in the articles we print, whether through journalistic error or translation. It is our endeavour to inform readers to the best of our ability, and not to offend readers who may have personal experience, memories or impressions of the topic covered. We also hope to convey our readers opinions, and have now introduced email addresses for our columnists to enable more reader feedback. about the clubs available to the youth of Jávea. Within the British community on the Costa Blanca we have many clubs and societies - you just need to look for them! In the Jávea section of the clubs and societies pages (p. 45 - 46) you will find Yoga classes, Martial Arts classes, a Netball club, arts and crafts clubs and many more. As another answer to the concerns expressed in your letter you will also find a listing for AA! Ignasi Mora i.mora@thinkspain.com The feminine threat Men all over the world, unite! New pariahs of the Earth, defend the conquests that you have fought and won over the course of time! The class struggle is over, but a new type of servitude has evolved where men find themselves under women’s thumbs. Remember Eve’s apple and Adam’s weakness as he ate it. We’re still there – in this same episode of humanity. Women will tell you that the Bible is sexist, but don’t accuse them of being sacrilegious – just tell them that it has become the new oppressive arm of humanity which we are rebelling against. With our proverbial guilty conscience and, let’s admit it, our feeble, godfearing characters, we’ve started a race to see how many of our masculine privileges – crafted as a result of long and arduous struggles – are wiped out by women or even usurped by them – fruit of the most abominable type of vindictiveness. In this way, they bear a striking resemblance to the revolutionaries who sacked the famous Winter Palace of the Czars – humiliating, destroying and finally substituting the ancient lords. We don’t have to let them do it….gentlemen and gentlemen! I’m conscious that the female threat is not exactly the same as that of the working class. We cannot act against women with our rifles and machine guns – because women, with their secret weapons would annihilate our lame infantry in a jiffy. In fact, rather than dissuading them from going into retreat, we end up just trying to please them. The more we shoot, the more lost we end up because we end up provoking even more of the feminine threat. To this end, we gradually give in, letting them kick us out of ‘men’s jobs’ – the ones where we earn a living by shedding blood, sweat and tears – and end up accepting once again that this so-called equality will end up in a feminine dictatorship. What has happened to us and what is happening to us? When I published my last novel I found the answer in theory, although I’m still putting it to the test. I gave the manuscript to an editor to read; he criticised certain aspects of the text that I partially accepted through gritted teeth and was obliged to make a number of corrections. This done, I went back and read it again and still observed a few defects. Summoning up all the courage I could muster I flew into a rage and broke off the relationship with the editor. At the new publisher’s I met a female editor, which is something that’s getting more and more frequent these days. She suggested I took the novel apart and started it again with a new plot. I left her office with a new spring in my step and determined to rewrite my manuscript from beginning to end. And I didn’t rewrite it once, but three times, following the instructions of the editor to the letter. What had happened to me? Had I fallen in love with the editor and taken advantage of the fact I had written a novel to get to know her better? No, not at all. Was it her sweet-na- tured way of interacting with me that won me over, her gentle way of softening the blow of her criticisms? No, it wasn’t that, either. That’s when I began to think about this new theory and put it to the test. In our biological memory, men have only ever confronted other men – competing unconsciously for food or sex in the times of our ancestors. Women were never our rivals and, because of this, we never got out our heavy artillery to defend ourselves against them the way we did with other men – in any case, we wore our uniforms and carried our arms with pride and pleasure. That’s the hidden face of the threat – the great feminine danger. We’ve got the enemy at home! And she’s slowly poisoning us! And yet here we are, smiling idiotically all the time. Women transform us from tyrants into victims. But we have the right to defend ourselves – men all over the world, unite! Now, THAT would be interesting. EDITORIAL & OPINION July 6 - July 12 2007 Penny Lapenna Berta Chulvi p.lapenna@thinkspain.com Little Miss Happy? Did you know that it’s not possible to stay happy? Sociologists reckon that we are programmed to gain pleasure from all the things that make humans survive and reproduce. So, sex is fun, and eating, and staying dry in Spain when it’s raining in England. But if we felt completely satisfied from having sex once, we’d never do it again, so nature makes sure that our pleasures are transitory, to keep us chasing them, and keep procreating. The amazing website www.lloydianaspects. com explains that “In all the studies of happiness, the planet’s happiest people always turn out to be the people living in the way closest to that of wild ancestral humans – modern day hunter-gatherers, living contented lives on islands, fishing and lounging about. The most miserable people on Earth appear to be the Japanese, and it is surely no coincidence that their way of life is the furthest removed from nature.” It has been my experience too that living in a small rural village has been more harmonious than my life in a busy capital city, but bizarrely, I loved living in London. In my twenties London really did offer those exciting times – all about sex,drugs and rock’n’roll – but the arrival of my children meant that pollution, unsafe streets and overcrowded schools took the sheen off of the city. So, clearly, these sociologists know a thing or two. Now that I’ve ironed out my need to procreate, I can get pleasure from keeping said children alive, educated and happy. When they are having fun, I feel satisfied. It feels altruistic, but probably I am just ensuring they will look after me in my dotage because I let them have Smarties and ice-cream for breakfast once, and therefore qualify as a great mum in their eyes. But remembering that happiness is not designed to be longlasting, rather that our wants change with the seasons, and a pink PS2 will only please me temporarily, meaning that I can let go of that nagging feeling that I SHOULD FEEL HAPPIER. I am actually happy as I write this. And content that there will always be something just out of reach that I crave. j.cotterill@thinkspain.com Old wives’ tales for an inverted glass of water to be placed on the head whereby it draws out the heat until the water actually bubbles. I have been told by numerous friends that this really happens and the patient is then cured of the sunstroke and its accompanying headache but admit that I have not yet tried it or seen it for myself. I was also shown the wart cure, when a friend found a snail, wiped the snail’s slime on a wart on my daughter’s finger, then tied the snail with a thread and hung it up on a nail on the garage wall. The legend promises that the wart will disapear when the snail dries out and drops from the wall. The wart did disappear and we bear the guilt for the poor snail’s untimely death. Another strange remedy was proposed to heal a painful and ugly stye. This b.chulvi@thinkspain.com Honour culture Jacqui Cotterill The last week of school is traditionally the time for end-of-year trips – a popular nearby option being the water park in Benidorm, where my two younger children spent the day with their classmates. Despite warnings and lashings of sun cream they both returned with the worst sunburn they have suffered in their lives and missed school the next day with fever and a touch of sunstroke. Like all parents I have a working knowledge of how to treat non-serious ailments so the burn was soothed with aloe gel and the fever with paracetamol but I was then reminded of the local remedy for an excess of sun. Known as traure el sol del cap, literally ‘take the sun from the head’, the cure is handed down in the oral tradition of an old wives’ tale, only revealed on the night of San Juan. It calls 53 time the impromptu cure was suggested in the hairdressers when a number of women jumped up and passed their wedding rings under my daughter’s eye. Maybe the multiple effect helped, but what is certain is that the stye faded without treatment. The roots of such old wives’ tales are hard to trace and they sit rather incongruously in an age when we are accustomed to medical intervention and pills for everything. They hark back to a time when people only had what nature provided them and the handed down experiences of their ancestors. Whilst we are all thankful for modern medical science it is nice to think that occasionally we can forego the chemical bombardment and try out gentler folk remedies – who knows, they may sometimes work! I had thought about dedicating this column to politicians’ salaries, because I was somewhat shocked to learn that the first decision taken by many town councils, from both sides of the political divide, following the recent elections has been to raise their own pay – in some cases by up to 40 per cent. You see, I am one of those people who believe in politics and insist that not all politicians are the same. Many politicians are not just in it to get rich. You may not be aware that, a few years ago there was a media storm over an audio-taped conversation in which the former regional president of the Comunitat Valenciana, Eduardo Zaplana, who is now PP parliamentary spokesman, openly admitted that he was in politics to get rich. As you can see, Zaplana’s political career has been unaffected and he has been untouched by the scandal. What is scandalous, however, is that, in this country, councillors can raise their salaries indiscriminately. Surely, such a simple issue should be regulated in some way? However, I am not going to talk about politicians’ salaries but about divorce and the murder of women in crimes of passion by their former partners, which is something which, unfortunately, seems to fill our newspapers day after day. It goes without saying that feminists object to the term ‘crime of passion’, which is also, without doubt, ‘domestic violence’, but how are we supposed to refer to a crime whereby a victim dies at the hands of her former partner, who is unable to accept that, following their separation, she no longer belongs to him? The most interesting explanation I have ever heard is that of social psychologist, Juan Antonio Pérez, who specialises in the field of uxoricide, which means the murder of women by members of their own family. In a recent article, co-written with two other renowned social psychologists, Ana Arias and Darío Páez, Pérez postulates that uxoricide is the consequence of two overlapping, yet contradictory, mentalities. Since the 1960s there has been a shift in Spanish cultural values as women have gained more and more freedom. These values establish women’s status as equal citizens that completely defines them independently from the men in their lives they may be related to or romantically involved with. This new ideology is gaining ground in the face of an honour culture which, for decades, maintained that a woman was the symbol of family honour and that the men of the family were responsible for looking out for and guaranteeing that the women – daughters, wives, sisters and mothers – preserved that honour intact. Conflict between these two mentalities is blamed for these outbursts of rage that end in the death of women. I think this theory holds water, and evidence to support it can be heard every day when you talk to people about separation or divorce. The ‘light’ version of this honour culture is the one that insists that the best possible family nucleus is one where the biological family stays together. This mentality immediately becomes obvious whenever people discuss a couple’s plans to separate. Have you heard of many instances where separation is considered to be something natural – serious and trascendental, admittedly – yet natural? I fear not. The most widespread feeling is the one that views the separation of two people previously involved in a romantic relationship as, per se, something negative. While this negative view is widely held socially, the honour culture – which, lest we forget, is to behave as social leaders consider respectable – will continue costing the lives of women and souring the lives of men. Both attitudes are opposite extremes of the same continuum: the most highlycivilised societies accept separation with sadness, they define it ‘kindly’ as a minor evil, but they do condemn it. The most pathological, or most prototypical, members of the same society, still immersed in an honour culture, make no valuation at all; they merely murder their victims. They are two poles of the same mentality, which means that we need to start changing people’s ideas about separation and the way society deals with it if we want to stop those still prepared – even now at the start of the 21st century – to defend their own honour by spilling the blood of others. 54 FEATURE July 6 - July 12 2007 What if I ruled the world? Let’s see what you, the readers, would do if you had been elected as mayor or mayoress of your town last month… By Samantha Kett Unless you have been living on Mars lately, it cannot have escaped your notice that the local elections in Spain were held on May 27. Us expatriates fall into three categories – those who voted; those who abstained, believing their single ballot would make no difference to the parking crisis, leaky health centre roof or dogexcrement-filled streets of their town, and those who were voted for. Many expats’ contribution to democracy does not stop at handing in a voting slip. Foreigners are joining forces with Spanish councillors to do their bit for their municipality – of these, more than a hundred electoral candidates were British. Here at thinkSPAIN|today we were curious to know what our readers would do if they had been voted in as mayor or mayoress. Some of you had some very constructive ideas that ranged from streetcleaning to Spanish tests for foreigners, roadworks to river diversion, and ‘green’ fiestas to grants for house-painting. Yet some of you had ideas that were just plain crazy. National Donut Day? Banning fashion faux pas? Slippery pole competitions for councillors? Whatever next? Clean up, pay up and learn to integrate Ivan, from Sax, wants to ban mopeds and noisy motorbikes, fine dogowners who fail to clean up after their pets, clamp down on litter-bugs and jail graffiti artists. R.J., who has a holiday home in Oliva, has similar sentiments regarding the state of his adoptive town’s streets. “I would ban all dogs – I hate dog poo - litter-louts, and speeding cars,” he reveals, but on the positive side he would plant They fill up their trolleys with booze and then pack it in their suitcases. I’d call round and fine them for it more flowers in the town, resurface any potholed roads and pass a byelaw forcing everyone to smile, all the time. “I would bring in a municipal law that meant all guests had to hire a car and give a contribution to their hosts, if not the town hall would call round and fine them,” reveals Marcelle from Pego when asked what she would do if she was elected. The council would recognise them instantly, she says, because “at the supermarket, they fill up the trolley with booze and the hosts think they are going to replace all they have drunk when in fact they pack it into their suitcase and take it home.” She explains she would make the town hall publish a list of offenders on their notice board. “Anyone who moans that the Spanish don’t speak English, or that there are too many foreigners here – alluding to the Spanish – would be brought before a peoples’ court and tried…in Spanish,” she continues. Simplicity and clarity Chuck Svoboda, from Canada, reveals his wife Lisa, a Swedish national, was running for the council in Benissa before this year’s elections. “She was fourth on the Independent list, but only three were elected,” Svoboda observes. “The two main things I would have done if I had been elected as mayor would have been to make access to town hall administration simpler and more transparent. The second thing would have been to demand a forensic and total review of the town’s books.” This second idea was inspired by the news that recently broke alleging that neighbouring town, Calpe, has a debt of 68 million euros. Chuck and Lisa feel strongly that all nationalities should be represented on the council, as FALLAS: Readers would promote environmentally-friendly fiestas the issues that affect expatriates may not necessarily always be relevant to native residents. “Here in Benissa, those living in the coastal zone – almost half the total population, mainly EU residents, and the area that pays the highest taxes, more than half of the town’s revenues – have no representation on the new town council.” Painting the town – but not necessarily red STRAY ANIMALS: Give free veterinary care to owners who rescue them Juan, from Oliva, says “I would put a toll booth on the A7 just south of the town. This coupled with the one north of the town would provide the muchneeded bypass at minimal cost.” He would also provide free veterinary care for stray animals which are given homes by local residents. In the meantime, he says, his wife would ban the wearing of puffball skirts – this summer’s widespread high-street fashion disaster – in the town DONUT DAY: Should become a fiesta patronal if she became mayoress, scrap the one-céntimo coin (“bloody useless, tiny thing”) and remove all smoking restrictions in restaurants “and shoot anyone who complains.” “Push for the N-332 bypass and the GandiaDénia train-line, open a Corte Inglés, instal more regular buses to the beach, create more parking spaces and give grants to people who live on the N-332 to paint their rendering, where it’s been damaged by traffic fumes,” says Victoria, also from Oliva. Wayne, from Ondara, would set up house-painting grant scheme like Victoria. He would also like to run free Spanish language courses in the town hall, and encourage mayors of other municipalities to do the same. A keen golfer, Wayne would also cut green fees by 50 per cent on the courses in any town in which he was elected mayor. FEATURE July 6 - July 12 2007 Go green – and don’t forget the foreigners Dawn from Oliva says she would pass a bye-law stopping homeowners from pulling up native mountain plants from their gardens. They should respect these valuable species and set aside an area of their garden where these plants are allowed to grow freely and provide a habitat for mountain fauna. Also with the environment in mind, Roberto and Gabriela from El Verger say they would pressure the Valencian government to do a U-turn on desalination plants, and divert water currently discharging into the sea from the river Ebro down to the Comunitat Valenciana and Región de Murcia. They would also hold monthly surgeries at the town hall where residents can visit them and discuss their problems and grievances concerning the state of the town. Mindful of the importance of the expatriate vote, they would employ interpreters to encourage non-Spanish residents to come forward with their suggestions. In recent times, local people have observed an increase in the number of prostitutes plying their trade on the N-332 as it passes through El Verger. A sad fact of modern life, these women – mostly non-EU immigrants – find themselves with little option but to enter this degrading ‘profession’ in order to financially support their children, to pay the bills and to put food on the table. Roberto and Gabriela would like to see these women’s lives made easier. “If they really have to do it, then let them get on with it, but as mayor I would rent caravans to them so they don’t have to freeze to death in winter or ‘attend to clients’ in the orange groves,” says Roberto. Less bull, more fun “If I had won the elections I would introduce a Citizens’ Test for all expats arriving permanently in Spain covering Spanish vocabulary and grammar; Spanish etiquette and customs, and one part demystifying the mañana attitude and other misnomers,” comments Lucy Pilkington from Parcent. She would also promote eco-friendly Fallas and other fiestas, using nontoxic paint and compressed re-cycled paper for the ninots and have people-running events instead of bull-running. Lucy says Xaló’s popular ‘Run of the Drunks’ set the right example. There should be spaces for big kids, not just little ones. Adult Twister in the Plaza would be a good idea As mayoress, she would also ensure some of the funds raised from businesses in the town were used to renovate the townhouses that are ‘trashed during the events’. On the less-serious side, Lucy reveals that, as mayoress, she would “insist the village have space for ‘big kids’ as well as little ones - bouncy castles for adults, five-a-side football teams, ‘youth’ centres with pinball, pelota and Playstations, and Adult Twister painted on the centre of the Plaza.” She would also encourage open council meetings, conducted in the style of It’s a Knockout. “For example, whoever survives the slippery pole TWISTER: More fun for ‘big kids’, please gets to be my Councillor for Sport, and so on.” In order to increase motivation and productivity in the workplace, and improve the homelife-work balance, Lucy wants to “instigate a new town calendar to include regular Doughnut Day, Dads with Kids Day, Stay-inBed Day and Sing Loudly Days.” How not to win votes and influence people Charo López said that if she became mayoress of her town – which she didn’t wish to name and shame in thinkSPAIN|today – the first thing she would do is throw a huge post-electoral bash to celebrate her victory, inviting all her friends and hangerson. “Then I would join a gym and go to spas so that I look good in official photos. It goes without saying that, as mayoress, they’d give me discounts or perhaps not even charge for my beauty treatments.” But what would you do to benefit your town, Charo? “Exactly what the existing leader of my town has done – which is not a lot, but has resulted in said candidate being reelected.” And how would you ensure you were re-elected? “I’d organise parties in the areas where new expats have moved in – as they don’t know me and haven’t seen what I’ve been doing these last four years, with a couple of balloons, a mobile disco an a few plates of crisps and nuts, I’ll have earned their vote. “Oh, and I’d fine people for occupying space on the pavement, like mopeds parked where they shouldn’t be, but then I’d use the pavements to put up stalls the size of a lorry promoting my party throughout the whole electoral campaign.” Charo, a keen musician, believes conditions for N 55 Elvis lives… and he’s a councillor in Reus “If I were mayoress, I would adopt the example of the guy who stood for mayor of Reus (Cataluña), who plans to attend council meetings dressed as Elvis,” Lucy Pilkington reveals. Ariel Santamaría amassed a huge quantity of votes by turning up at a plenary looking like his hero, the King of Rock ‘n’ Roll, whom many claim to have seen alive and well in various branches of Mercadona and propping up the local patron saint fiestas. Throwing a one-man concert as part of his party’s electoral campaign, Ariel ‘Elvis’ Santamaría’s style of music was closer to modern-day heavy rock than the croon-friendly Don’t be cruel or Blue suede shoes. A keen environmentalist, former postman Santamaría wants to conserve green belt areas whilst making good use of the land at the same time. He proposes growing hash plants in protected areas of countryside. Keen to brighten up the Tarragona-province town, Ariel has suggested painting the Town Hall building pink. Santamaría also suggested that if he became mayor, he would hand out 21,000 free bicycles for residents to use around the town in order to cut pollution and traffic jams. local bands should be improved and funds invested in them, as they are a vital part of Spain’s fiestas. “If I was mayoress though, I’d do what they do in my town – that is, if bands want places to practice, tell them they’ll just have to buy their own! Who cares if they have to use a leaky old warehouse with a corrugated roof and disturb the neighbours three times a week. As long as I don’t live near it.” We at thinkSPAIN|today will be watching the electoral boards very closely in four years’ time to see whether any of you have decided to put your ideas into practice. If so, puffball skirt-wearers, riders of noisy mopeds, those who cannot be bothered to walk to a bin to deposit their rubbish and any guests who drink their hosts dry had better start saying their prayers. “Politics needs humour,” stresses Ariel, when asked why he had taken this bizarre approach to his campaign. Sadly, Ariel did not win the elections, despite his popularity, but remains the spokesman and sole councillor in office for his party, CORI. Socialist leader Lluís Miquel Pérez will continue to govern until 2011. PUFFBALL SKIRTS: This year’s fashion disaster should be banned NOISY BIKES: Ban them, say readers 56 FEATURE July 6 - July 12 2007 Spanish royals: Who’s who in the modern monarchy ThinkSPAIN|today takes a closer look at the country’s much-loved monarchy and its tangled family tree... By Paloma Casco del Rey Prior to the unification of Spain instigated by Fernando II of Castilla y León and Queen Isabel I of Aragón, Spain was a constitution made up of various kingdoms, duchies and states, presided over by warlords, nobility and monarchs. When Isabel I died, her dominion was handed down to her daughter, Juana, who lost her sanity when her husband Felipe the Handsome or Felipe the Fair, died a most untimely and premature death. Juana spiralled into inconsolable The birth of a prince grief and mourning, and it was nearly impossible to tear her away from her husband’s lifeless body. Juana was therefore proclaimed unfit to rule, leaving her father, Fernando II to take command of the kingdom of Aragón with joint kingship with Juana’s and Felipe’s son, Carlos I of Spain. Officially, however, Juana was still queen until Carlos was old enough to rule. Carlos I and II Carlos I also took control of Castilla and Aragón upon the deaths of his mother and grandfather. He was known as Carlos V, the Holy Roman Emperor and was the elected monarch via the Vatican to be the leader of the Holy Roman Empire, crowned and elected by the Pope himself. His only legitimate son, Felipe II of Spain was married to Mary I of England. The house of Habsburg from Austria began their rule in Spain with Felipe the Handsome, via his marriage to Juana. The Habsburg rule continued with four more King Felipes, until the remaining Habsburg, Carlos II, who reigned until the year 1700. The house of Borbón then came into power. Carlos II, the last rul- WE DO: When Felipe married TVE reporter Letizia Ortiz, viewers all over Spain were glued to their screens ing Habsburg in Spain died without leaving any heirs, therefore his powers transferred to his nephew, Felipe V or Philippe d’Anjou and grandson to Louis XIV of France. After ruling for 24 years, Felipe V abdicated in his son’s, Louis I’s favour; although this reign was very short lived as he died of smallpox seven months later, resulting with his father having to be reinstated as king once again, for a further twenty-two years. Upon the onslaught of the French Revolution, and under much pressure Carlos was forced to abdicate, fleeing to Rome, where he remained until his death in 1819. The house of Bonaparte then took over Spain. the tender age of three upon the death of her father, with her mother ruling as co-regent until she came of age. This caused much political upsurge in Spain, as common machismo practice was (and still is to some degree) that only a male heir could reign. However, Isabel II did indeed reign from 1833 until 1868 until she was finally overthrown by the Spanish revolution and was ruthlessly deposed and replaced by the elected Amadeus I, from the house of Savoy. But the house of Borbón was restored for the second time in December The return of the House of Borbón JUAN CARLOS: Restored democracy in Spain José Napoleón I, King of Naples and Spain, brother to Emperor Napoleón I, was the older brother of the famous little Bonaparte of Sardinia. His rule over Spain was an arduous and unpleasant task. With assassination attempts looming over him at every quarter and the unsettled Spanish masses debating his succession, his reign lasted a duration of merely five years. The House of Borbón returned again with the succession of Fernando VII who tried to instigate a new law that the eldest-born, whether male or female should succeed the throne. His eldest child, Isabel II was pronounced queen at The Borbón coat of arms 1874, with King Alfonso XII. During his short reign, he never allowed himself to become an instrument in political tangles and managed to restore peace after much war and bloodshed. Unfortunately he died at the age of 27 of tuberculosis, awarding power to his son Alfonso XIII, who was proclaimed king at his birth. Alfonso XIII was hailed as the promoter of tourism, beginning with the construction of a hotel (by accident) with which to house his guests for the duration of his wedding to Victoria Eugene of Battenberg, granddaughter to Queen Victoria of England. This makes Queen Victoria the great, great, grandmother to the current king of Spain, King Juan Carlos I. King Alfonso XIII was also responsible for the launching of state-run lodges in buildings of historical importance, now known as paradores. Alfonso XIII eventually lost his throne to the prime minister, Miguel Primo de Rivera, resulting in another dictatorship for Spain. In 1931, upon the proclamation of the second Spanish republic, Alfonso XIII fled Spain without formally abdicating his title, taking his family to France. Upon the outbreak of the Spanish Civil War in 1936, led by fascist dictator, General Franco, Alfonso made it be known that he favoured this uprising, although Franco stated that he would never recognise him as King. Alfonso later sent his son Juan de Borbón, Count of Barcelona, to enter Spain via France, but he was captured by General Mola, expelling him from the frontiers yet sparing his life. Alfonso XIII finally abdicated on 15th January 1941 shortly before his death in February of the same year. His son, Juan de Borbón was proclaimed sole heir to the throne, however, Spain was due for a bloody mass of war and tyranny under the rule of Franco, before the House of Borbón was subsequentially re-established three decades later. Franco’s regime Ironically, in 1947, Franco came to recognise the state of the monarchy, preparing to restore the King to his throne, but he would not allow Alfonso’s son, the Count of Barcelona to be King. Instead, Franco favoured Spain’s current King Juan Carlos I, allowing him to return to Spain for his education and sending him to military school. After much political debate between Franco and his partisan supporters regarding who Franco would name as heir, he agreed to return the monarchy to the throne after his death. Franco nominated Juan Carlos, whom he thought was young enough to groom for the role in a way which would preserve his iron -fisted regime. In 1969, Juan Carlos was officially announced as heir to the throne and proclaimed as Prince of Spain. The King of Spain today Juan Carlos I was born in Italy on January 5, 1938 with a genial heritage spanning across Europe and England. He is a member of one of the oldest royal families in Europe, but he lived in exile FEATURE July 6 - July 12 2007 with his family in Italy before moving to Portugal. In 1948, Juan Carlos moved to San Sebastián to commence his studies, completing them in 1954 at the San Isidro Institute in Madrid. He then underwent officer training for three years in Zaragoza, serving one year at the Naval School in Pontevedra, with another year at the Air Force in San Javier, Murcia. In 1961, Juan Carlos graduated from Complutense University after majoring in Political and International Law, Economics and Public Administration. Juan Carlos’ reign began with the downfall of fascism, installing democracy in a country that was still bearing the scars of war. His replacement was welcomed by the people of Spain although there were many who were unsure of what he was going to do, or how he would reign. Many felt he would continue in the same manner as Franco had previously ruled, as this was Franco’s wishes. On October 30, 1975, Franco was nearing death and therefore relinquished his power, handing all authority over to the prince. Franco finally died on November 20, 1975, and seven days later, the prince ascended to the Spanish throne, initiated by an anointing ceremony called the Holy Spirit Mass. The new king quickly went to work, implementing democratic reforms much to the displeasure of Franco’s fascist supporters. In 1978, Spain’s new legislation was finally prepared and henceforth is celebrated annually on its anniversary of December 6. This was also a promulgation of his rightful inheritance, and not an appointment as an heir of Franco. A royal union The eldest daughter of King Paul I of the Hellenes and Princess Frederika of Hannover, Queen Sofía is a member of the extravagantly-titled Shleswig-HolsteinSonderburg-Glücksburg dynasty. However, Greece as a democratic country no longer bears a royal family, therefore such titles are no longer recognised. During her family’s exile, she spent much of her childhood in Egypt and South Africa. She is educated in paediatrics, archaeol- ogy and music, acquired in Athens; she is also fluent in Spanish, Greek, English, French and German. The queen represented Greece in sailing at the 1960 summer Olympics, evidence of the royal family’s love of the sport – as is their participation in the America’s Cup. On May 14 1962, Juan Carlos I married his queen, previously Princess Sofía of Greece and Denmark, after meeting on a cruise around the Greek islands in 1954. Queen Sofía is also, much in the same manner as her husband, the greatgreat granddaughter of Queen Victoria, making her third cousin to her husband. She is second cousin to Charles, the Prince of Wales through her grandfather King George I of Greece and she is first cousin once-removed to Prince Philip (Queen Elizabeth’s husband). Via her relations to Christian IX of Denmark and Queen Victoria, (her great grandmother was Princess Victoria, daughter of Queen Victoria). Lastly, Queen Sofía is double-third cousin to Queen Elizabeth II of England. Spooky? And you thought history was tangled with the Borjas. Mind your Ps and Qs Queen Sofía only eats fish (a pescetarian) and no land animals whatsoever. She detests bull-fighting, of which her husband is a fan. She holds the title of Catholic Monarch, meaning she is entitled to wear white in the presence of the Pope, instead of the traditional black. This is known as the White Privilege. The Borbón descendants The royal couple have three children, the eldest being La Infanta Elena born on December 20, 1963. Two years later, La Infanta Cristina arrived on June 13, 1965, then finally on January 30, 1968 an heir to the throne was born, Prince Felipe of Asturias. None of the children have married into royalty. They have chosen to marry outside the European monarchy, uniting with other subjects or people of non-noble lineage. In total, the royal couple’s children have produced eight grandchildren to date – eight new additions to the House of Borbón. 57 21st Century Queen For the first time in Spanish history, a unique new legislation has been approved, not merely by the monarchy but also in accordance with the government. During the reign of Isabel II, this bill was put forward by her father, but was not agreed by the Prime Minister. The bill states that the eldest child, whether male or female, shall succeed the Prince of Asturias, therefore after centuries of female denial within the Spanish Constitution and much political debate, Spain has finally recognised the importance of female equality within the monarchy. This new law may prove to be the beginning of a new dawn regarding the equality for women in Spain; it is certainly a long-awaited leap forward. Other Princes of Asturias This title contains the same functions and meaning as the Prince of Wales in the UK. The first Prince of Asturias was Enrique III whom later became King of Castilla y León in 1390 at the age of eleven, although not confirmed into his full, supreme power until the age of fourteen. His wife, Katherine of Lancaster bore him three children, (so English and Spanish relations have long been a feature). His son, John II, described by historians as a weak and feeble king, was the second Prince of Asturias and via his second marriage to Isabel of Portugal (as he was widowed in his first marriage) fathered Isabel la Católica – a fearsome warrior responsible for the deaths of thousand of Jews and Muslims. We imagine she must have been more like her mother. The last and remaining of the historical Princes of Asturias was Enrique IV of Castilla y León, otherwise known as Enrique the Impotent as he refused to consummate either of his two marriages. His first was to Blanca de Navarra, when after thirteen years of marriage she petitioned for a divorce and an internal examination was made to verify her virginity. Her virginity was intact but poor Blanca was sent home, where she was imprisoned and later poisoned. FAMILY PORTRAIT: The king and queen with their children, the Infantes MUM AND SON: Queen Sofía and Prince Felipe greet the crowds with a smile Upon the unity of his second marriage, artificial insemination was performed several times, yet to no avail. To this day, the question of paternity of the queen’s daughter remains a mystery as it was common knowledge that the King was homosexual, leaving the queen with no other alternative but to take a lover. She was disgraced at a later date for having sexual relations with the Bishop Fonseca’s nephew, resulting in her divorce. However, her daughter Juana was the only heir to Enrique’s throne. He insisted that his nobles swear allegiance to his supposed daughter, however her aunt and halfsister to Henry IV, Isabel la Católica, quickly put an end to that. In total so far, there have been 36 Princes and Princesses of Asturias from 1390 to the present day, with the current title-holder being Prince Felipe de Borbón, son of King Juan Carlos I. Felipe’s marriage in May 2005 to Princess Letizia, who was originally a jour- nalist (there is hope for us yet!) brought about another royal wedding in Spain and a future new queen. Recently their second daughter Sofía was born, taking the name of her grandmother, however both daughters are known officially as HRH The Infanta Leonor, and HRH The Infanta Sofía de Borbón y Ortiz. Their eldest daughter, Princess Leonor will one day reign supreme, creating a greater legacy for women in Spain, in the name of feminine equality. FROM REPORTER TO ROYAL: Letizia in her former life as presenter for TVE 58 July 6 - July 12 2007 LEGAL AND FINANCE ASKtheexpert... Manuel Martín legal expert Marc White legal expert Q Can a 50-50 split of assets be achieved during divorce proceedings in Spain, as they might in the UK? A First of all one must be aware that there are no firm rules about how assets are divided by a court in the UK during divorce proceedings. The court has a wide discretion to make whatever financial orders it thinks fit. There is no presumption that if the house or any other asset is in joint names, the husband and wife will each be entitled to half. There is no pre- sumption that either the husband or the wife are automatically entitled to one third or any other proportion of the joint assets and income. Where the parties are originally from the UK, were married in the UK, and are now living in Spain and wish to be divorced in Spain, then it is very likely that the law to be applied here in Spain will be English law, or Scots law where the parties are from Scotland. In turn this means that, yes, it may well be possible to achieve a divorce settlement in Spain which Marc White LL.B. (English solicitor). C/ Diana, 16, 1º – 03700 Dénia Tel. 96 642 61 85 - Fax 96 578 44 71 - Mob. 677 204 355 info@white-baos.com • www.white-baos.com © White & Baos 2007 – All rights reserved. Nothing in this or any previous edition of the publication known as thinkSPAIN/today constitutes financial, investment, legal or other form of advice. All of Think Press SL, that is the company’s owners and employees together with any third parties contracted by Think Press SL assume no responsibility whatsoever for any information contained in this publication and disclaim all liability in respect of such information. Think Press SL is not responsible for the content of any article, text or advertisement published in this edition, or content which a reader may be able to access from reading any such article, text or advertisement. reflects an equal division of assets, irrespective of whether those assets are registered in one person’s sole name. Instead of rules, Parliament in the UK has laid down a list of factors which the court must consider before making a financial order. They include the present and future needs, resources and earning capacity of both husband and wife, their age, the length of their marriage and the contributions of each to the family finances. First consideration must be given to the welfare of any children, however. Using a practical example, let us imagine that a couple from London purchased a retirement property in Calpe in the wife’s sole name on the basis that she would be expected to outlive the husband. Not necessarily the best ownership structure, but it does happen. Following the breakdown of their marriage, the husband will need to demonstrate to the Spanish court that he is entitled to 50% of the property’s value, this being the main asset of the marriage. Acting quickly will be essential as, whilst it is highly likely that the husband has a good claim under English law, the wife will be able to sell the property until this has been proven. I hope the above is useful, and please feel free to give either myself or Carlos Baos a call on 96 642 61 85, or send an email to info@white-baos.com if you wish to discuss the above or any other issue. Q Is a low valuation of a property common in Spain? Could you please comment on whether or not it is common in Spain for bank surveyor valuations to be significantly lower than actual purchase prices? In connection with a property I am currently purchasing, the valuation is only twothirds (66 per cent) of the purchase price! I am told that there is nothing wrong with the property and lower valuations are quite common. But why? Should I be worried? I look forward to hearing from you soon. A Two thirds of the purchase price is not common at all. It may be that the surveyor is not accurate (or he is simply inexperienced) or that the property is overpriced. Normally the purchase price and the valuation figure differ by around 10 per cent, at times the valuation being 10 per cent higher that the actual price. I have signed the builders’ contract and deposited 3,000 euros. Half of the housepurchase is to be given to the agents within five weeks of doing this, which is 80,000 euros. Why are the agents asking for so much money in such a short time? How can I find out whether or not my agents are trust worthy, and that they won’t run off with my money or default on the finishing of the building? The property is only a shell at present. A My first recommendation would be for you to seek some legal advice. Money is very tempting and taking as much as possible in advance is a great business move for Interest rate hikes cause car sales to fall throughout Spain Rising interest rates have caused a fall in car sales according to manufacturers Law Firm Commercial Law Crime Personal Injury Family Law Wills, Trust & Probate Q both the agent and the builder. You need to ensure that you will receive some sort of guarantee from the developer – that is, if you are purchasing from a habitual property developer. You have to receive either a bank guarantee or an insurance policy. If you are engaging the services of a builder-developer who does not give guarantees, I simply recommend you do not pay that amount of money. Even if you own the land where it is built on, the risk is high. Recently, some clients of mine, who had bought a property in Torrevieja, engaged a local builder to make some reforms. Their choice was not appropriate as the builder turned out to be a gambler, and they could not even proceed against him as he was penniless. If the deposit contract does not envisage any schedule of payments, you are able to make an offer to the builder. If the payment structure is contained in the deposit contract, you need to renegotiate it. Manuel Martín, Spanish lawyer, can be contacted at C/ Castaños 22, 5ºB, E-03001 Alicante. Tel. (0034) 96 516 16 06; • Fax. (0034) 96 521 71 11; • Mobile (0034) 635 545 142. Email: mbmartin@abogados.de. Take a look at www.spanish-lawyers.info. Pla Carretero Property Law Conveyancing What should you do now? You should complain to the bank manager in order to obtain a re-valuation of property. I have done this once and it worked out. And tell them that lower valuations by that amount are not common at all (save the property being grossly overpriced). Debts Recovery C/ Sertorio, 2 - Esc. A - Pta. 3 Edificio Adumar 2 03730 Jávea (Alicante) Litigation Tel. 96 579 68 02 Fax 96 579 67 96 Mobile 620 261 314 www.Jávea-solicitors.com albertopla@iurismedia.com and retailers. Rate hikes have mostly affected purchases of new vehicles as car loans become less affordable. New registrations of cars and 4x4 vehicles in the first half of this year have fallen by 1.6 per cent – or in region of 14,000 units. This information was supplied by the national associations of manufacturers, ANFAC, and retailers, GANVAM. Car loans have also fallen by nearly two-thirds during the same period. The Plan Prever loan, offered in most large showrooms, was sold to 135,800 buyers in the first half of 2007 – a drop of 31.6 per cent on the same period last year. Turning to car sales as a whole, including secondhand vehicles, a fall of 1.8 per cent – which translates to some 3,000 cars – has been reported. A decrease of five per cent in the number of private car-buyers has been seen this year, compared with the predicted fall of 3.2 per cent. By contrast, the number of cars sold to hire companies rose by 10.7 per cent in the last month, with the onset of the tourist season, bringing the annual increase to 6.3 per cent. In terms of makes and models, Citröens have proved to be the most popular so far this year, followed by Renault and Ford. Thirty per cent of all cars sold throughout Spain this year run on diesel. July 6 - July 12 2007 BUSINESS & ECONOMY 59 Foreign folk and their funny financial habits Expats are welcomed by property sellers and used car-dealers, says recent research, and are less likely to get into debt… By Samantha Kett For richer, for poorer While the native population of Spain is fond of buying their biggest assets on credit, it does seem that foreigners living here avoid loans and finance like the plague. Whether they are buying houses, furniture or cars, expatriates – European citizens or otherwise – are more inclined to pay the full price up front in cash. The Observador Cetelem 2007 report, sponsored by BNP-Paribas, says around half of Spanish nationals buy furniture on credit, whereas just a quarter of foreign residents do so. The bank’s Foreign Affairs and Research manager, Salvador Maldonado, says this is largely due to the fact that expatriates have difficulty in obtaining finance for large purchases because of their low incomes or precarious economic situations. Yet, often, these results are due to the reverse situation – that the customer in question has enough funds to buy what he or she requires without needing to borrow any money to do so. In other cases, it is simply fear of getting into debt, especially in a foreign country where they are not necessarily familiar with laws and procedures covering credit, that puts them off paying for goods in installments. The study involved interviewing 2,000 people resident in Spain – ‘junior’ citizens (classed as 18 to 35-year-olds) and those the organisers referred to, controversially, as ‘senior’ citizens (who were not necessarily anything of the kind, but in fact were aged 55 and over) and foreign residents of all ages. It also looked into expatriates’ car-buying habits and found that they are more likely to pay in cash than Spanish citizens, and tend to opt for secondhand rather than brandnew cars. In fact, Maldonado believes expats’ presence in Spain is great news for the used car industry. They have given sales of second-hand cars and allterrain vehicles a huge push. This means that, although sales of newlyregistered vehicles have fallen by 1.6 per cent this year, the industry as a whole should see good results as the former will offset this loss. Like their native neighbours, expatriates prefer to buy rather than rent their home, El Observador Cetelem reveals, although they tend to buy in cash more often than on a mortgage and opt for second-hand properties rather than new builds, on the whole. Although the reason given for this trend is that foreign residents have more difficulty in obtai- ning credit, house-price inflation in Northern Europe in the last decade has meant that a number of expatriates from these countries have been able to buy their properties outright. Expatriates – good news for Spain According to the report, Spain as a country will always benefit from immigration. Foreign residents from poorer countries mop up the numerous vacancies for less-popular, less well-remunerated jobs, given that their salaries will be much higher than in their home country and they are even able to send money back to family members they have left behind. Additionally, more babies are being born to foreign mums than to Spanish women – the birth-rate in Spain is at an all-time low of 0.8 children per couple, due to the problem of temporary employment contracts and out-of-reach houseprices forcing women of child-bearing age to put off starting a family. However, foreign mums are redressing this balance, meaning that fears of an increasingly ageing population may be unfounded. ‘Senior’ citizens – the new youngsters El Observador also revealed that the older generation today has a strikingly different outlook on life than their forefathers and mothers. They tend to have a higher level of education, be more cultured and well-travelled and better off financially than their predecessors. The 21st-century retiree CAR SALES: Expats prop up the used car market is also more likely to be concerned about their general physical health and well-being, with 95 per cent of women making an effort to eat a healthy, balanced diet. These changing habits do not bear any particular relation to nationality, although Spanish people are more likely to remain in their home town after they retire, with 91.8 per cent expressing their intention to stay put once they reach 65. A huge contrast to the Northern Europeans, the majority of whom seek out warmer climes or, at least, a change of scenery, when they are no longer restricted by the daily grind. DREADED DEBT: Foreigners prefer to purchase furniture in cash VIVES.PONS&ASOCIADOS ABOGADOS · SOLICITORS ECONOMISTAS · ACCOUNTANTS ARQUITECTOS · ARCHITECTS NEW WHEELS: Sales of new vehicles are falling this year C/ Pare Pere, 9 - bajo - 03700 Dénia - Alicante Tel.: 96 643 26 24 • Fax: 96 642 71 69 salvador@vivespons.com www.vivespons.com 60 July 6 - July 12 2007 BUSINESS AND ECONOMY Telefónica will face ‘largest fine in history’ over monopoly allegations Telefónica has received the biggest fine in the history of telecommunications companies from the EU for anti-competition practices, according to sources from Brussels. The firm faces a penalty of 100 million euros, putting it high up on the list of multi-nationals that have paid the world’s highest fines – a list headed up by Microsoft, which was forced to stump up 497 million euros in 2004. According to the European Commission, Telefónica has attempted to gain a monopoly in the ADSL market. It says Telefónica’s fine serves as an example to other companies, and has been levied due to the firm’s alleged ‘abuse’ of its dominant position in the broadband market-place, a spokesperson from the EC claims. The Commission accuses the company of attempting to kick its rivals out of the market by ‘narrowing the margins’. This translates as charging wholesale prices to other operators wishing to provide ADSL services to their customers which are vastly higher than those paid by the end consumer. This means new operators do not have a sufficient margin when they sell on these services, which they are obliged to purchase from Telefónica. This case came to light when France Télécom – then Wanadoo – reported the matter in 2003, leading to legal action being taken against Telefónica by the Competition Commission in February 2006. Telefónica, which hopes the Spanish government will intervene and fight its corner, claims the ADSL market in Spain is highly competitive, evidenced by the fact that 47 per cent of users are connected up via other providers such as Orange, Ya.com, Tele2, Jazztel and various cable operators. A representative of the firm says that to date, no internet provider has been forced out of business because it was unable to set sufficiently competitive prices to attract customers, and has additionally accused the European Union of seeking a scapegoat. It appears that Telefónica’s main argument is that each and every one of its ADSL offers has express authorisation from the Spanish telecommunications regulator, CMT (la Comisión del Mercado de Telecomunicaciones), a body that, according to the firm, does ‘not appreciate’ narrowing of competition margins. Spanair flights are affected by strike STRIKE: Cabin crew protest over conditions TELEFÓNICA: Its fine serves as ‘an example’ Spanair flights returned to normal on Monday after a day-long strike that forced the company to cancel 26 trips. Only one flight between Madrid and Málaga, scheduled for 07.30 hrs on Monday, was delayed indefinitely due to problems linked to the strike and the closure of Ibiza airport on Saturday due to a bomb threat. However, passengers were placed on other planes and eventually reached their destination. Cabin crew downed tools on Sunday and also on June 25 in protest over working conditions. At least half of the payroll, or some 1,300 members of staff, took to the picket line. Further strikes are planned for Monday and for July 15 and 31. The union also intends to down tools on the first, 15th, 30th or 31st day of each successive month. The independent cabin crew union, El Sindicato Independiente de Tripulantes de Cabina (SITCPLA) says it is prepared to negotiate and hold talks with Spanair over pay and working conditions of staff with the aim of signing what would be the first-ever written agreement covering terms of employment in the company’s twentyyear history. Flight attendants say there are insufficient staff numbers, their pay is poor and their workload is unsustainable. Spanair, owned by SAS, has expressed its willingness to negotiate with unions but has not confirmed a timescale. SPORT July 6 - July 12 2007 Sport SPORTS SHORTS King-Turner on a roll in Alicante New Zealand’s Dan KingTurner has maintained his solid form to reach the quarter finals of a Futures clay court tennis event in Spain. Having won his previous tournament in Japan a fortnight ago, King-Turner progressed through three rounds of qualifying to reach the main draw in the at the US$15,000 Futures event at Alicante. He then beat Spaniard Javier Ramos-Martínez in the first round with 6-2, 6-3 and on Wednesday accounted for Argentine Agustín Picco in the second round 6-1, 6-3, his tenth win in succession. Spain catch up in FIFA Cup @ Torres joins Reds Fernando Torres has completed his move from Atlético de Madrid to Liverpool after signing a six-year contract. The 23-year-old striker, who moved to Anfield in a £26.5 million deal, passed a medical at the club’s Melwood training ground on Wednesday. He briefly flew back to his homeland to say an emotional goodbye to fans in Madrid before arriving back on Merseyside to complete the formalities of the transfer. Torres, speaking through an interpreter, said: “I’m very happy to be joining the club. “It is a fantastic opportunity to be joining one of the best clubs in Europe with a fantastic history. “You don’t get opportunities like this every day of your life.” Asked what impact manager Rafael Benítez had on his decision the Spain striker said: “It was important, the confidence shown in me by him. “When you hear a club like Liverpool is interested in you it is something that fills you with a lot of surprise and a lot of pride.” Torres insisted he was ready to work extremely hard to live up to his high price tag. Asked whether it would be hard to adapt to the English top flight, Torres added: “Liverpool are a slightly different case, I have spoken to my team-mates who have come from the Spanish league so that will help with settling in.” FANTASTIC OPPORTUNITY: I’m joining one of the best clubs Torres would not be drawn on reports that Chelsea had been interested in signing him last summer. He said: “I don’t think it does any good to speak about what happened in the past. As soon as I heard of Liverpool’s interest that was the only club I wanted to consider.” Torres expressed his determination to settle in as soon as possible and secure a regular first-team place. Coach Benítez insisted that despite the hefty price tag there was no undue pressure on Torres to shatter scoring records. He said: “I’m not thinking about 20 goals (a season). I’d rather have four strikers who score 15 goals each. “He’s a player who was playing first team at 17 years old and he can handle pressure. He was captain at Atlético de Madrid, trying to win trophies and he was always under pressure to do that. He can handle it.” McLaren scandal ahead of British GP Mario Suárez European champion Spain showed its true colours on Wednesday with a relentless pursuit of speedy Zambia that made up for a draw the previous game in the FIFA under-20 World Cup. Spain got first-half goals from Mario Suárez and Juan Manuel Mata to beat persistent Zambia 2-1 and atone for a draw against Uruguay in the opener. Spain and Uruguay now have four points each to top Group B standings with one game remaining in the round-robin portion of the draw. The new golden boy of Formula One racing will face the British Grand Prix this weekend haunted by fears of points deductions. Lewis Hamilton’s world title aspirations may be wrecked after Formula One’s governing body followed up Ferrari’s accusations of industrial espionage against his McLaren team. The FIA stepped in four days before the British Grand Prix after Ferrari had accused their former top English mechanic Nigel Stepney of leaking secret technical information to McLaren’s chief designer Mike Coughlan. Their involvement means McLaren could be penalised if they are found to have benefited from the hundreds of pages of confidential information allegedly found during a raid at Coughlan’s Surrey house earlier this week. It would be a devastating blow for British sensation Hamilton, 22, who takes a 14-point lead over Spanish team-mate Fernando Alonso into the weekend’s race at Silverstone. Ferrari pair Felipe Massa and Kimi Raikkonen trail him by 17 and 22 points, while McLaren hold a 25-point advantage over their arch Italian rivals in the constructors’ standings. HAMILTON: Worrying time ahead The scandal has already resulted in Stepney’s dismissal and Coughlan’s suspension. The British team moved swiftly to protest their innocence, saying: “McLaren have completed a thorough investigation and can confirm that no Ferrari intellectual property has been passed to any other members of the team or incorporated into their cars.” Despite the protests, the FIA will consider whether it is plausible that Coughlan, 48, used the secret informa- tion he appeared to receive at the end of April for any purpose other than to help his own team. Ferrari are not prepared to let the matter rest, saying they “reserve the right to consider all implications, be they criminal, civil or any other natures”. Ferrari’s words are a veiled threat that they could campaign for McLaren to be docked points or even excluded from the championship if their suspicions are borne out. Since late April, McLaren have won the Monaco, Canadian and American grand prix but Ferrari clearly out-performed them to claim their first one-two of the season in last Sunday’s race in France. Hamilton is trying not to be distracted by the furore as he aims to become the first Briton to triumph at Silverstone since David Coulthard in 2000. He said: “To win at this race would be immense, but we have to be realistic with our expectations. Without a doubt it will be the biggest race of the year for me, as it’s my home race.” Silverstone are fighting their own battle against the rain, organising extra roadways and manpower to help fans get in and out of the car parks which are suffering from the recent heavy downpours. 61 Centro Comercial La Teulera 12-14 Avda. Rey Juan Carlos I. 61-63 03727 Xaló (Alicante) Tel. 96 648 08 14 Fax 96 648 02 66 E-mail sports@thinkspain.com Football Mexico and Chile through to the next round Mexico and Chile booked their spots in the Copa America quarter-finals after the two sides played out a tepid goalless draw on Wednesday. The result saw the Mexicans top Group B on seven points after victories over Brazil and Ecuador, while Chile’s four-point haul was good enough for them to also make the last eight. In the evening’s second game, Brazil edged Ecuador, 1-0, to earn a match up with Chile in the quarter-finals. The results also mean elimination for the United States and Colombia, however with a game to play, either side can still overhaul Uruguay, which is currently claiming the secondbest third-place spot. Mexico and Chile were booed off the pitch at the final whistle by the 35,000 fans packed into the Luis Ramos stadium after a game of few chances. With qualification already assured, Mexico boss Hugo Sánchez took the opportunity to include fringe players Gonzalo Pineda, José Antonio Castro and Jaime Lozano. Robinho scored Brazil’s only goal from the spot after 55 minutes as Dunga’s side eventually overcame their winless opponents in an entertaining game in Puerto La Cruz. Brazil had the better of the first half but it was Ecuador which threatened first. Ten minutes after the half-time break, Robinho opened the scoring when he was brought down in the box before dusting himself off to convert the resulting penalty. That seemed to deflate the Ecuadorians and they were unable to threaten the Brazilians for the rest of the encounter. Robinho was inches away from nodding in a second for Brazil from Wagner Love’s cross, as Ecuador were eliminated having conceded six goals in three games. www.portzgen-dowen.es SPORT 62 July 6 - July 12 2007 LOCAL SPORT Golf Jalón Valley Golf Society After storms and heavy rain on Tuesday we did not complain about the overcast skies. A good turn out for our Monthly Medal (stroke play), which saw excellent scores being returned. George King won his second Medal in recent months with a fine net score of 69. Alan Barwick took second prize with 71 and Stuart Taylor took third prize with 73 on countback from Paul Darragh and Ken Oliver. We would like to send our best wishes to Noel Reeve who has returned to the UK because of a serious family illness and to Ray Stevens, our Handicap Secretary who is leaving the area. Finally, there is still a heavy demand for places on Monday’s and Wednesday’s – it is important to get your name down at least 7 days in before to avoid disappointment. Contact 626 550 196. Las Ramblas A Texas Scramble started the week. Again there was some tremendous scoring but no other team could come near the phenomenal score posted by the team of Nick Campbell, Mike Mahony, Ron Phipps and Tony Whyatt who came in with 55.4. The round included 12 birdies and an eagle. On Wednesday we had our usual weekly singles Stableford. Scoring was good but it is noticeable as the greens are getting quicker and the fairways shorter that average scoring in points terms is getting lower. Round of the day came from Nick Campbell with 41 pts. Results were: Cat 1. 1. Nick Campbell 41pts, 2. Ken Robertson 40pts, 3. Norman Page 39pts. Cat 2. 1. Yvonne Phipps 36pts (on count back), 2. Sue Golding 36pts, 3. Tony Brooks 35pts. 2’s Club. Linda Ottway, Donna Adcock and Nick Campbell. Ester and Charlie rise to the top Last Sunday at Oliva Nova, the Par 3 course was again in great condition as the Escuela de Golf juniors battled it out. While many of the older students competed in the national Pandanni qualifying event on the main course a big group of young and talented juniors worked on developing their games on the Par 3. After weeks of hard work and determination Ester, age 8 played the round of her life and produced a 3 under net score. Young Cian Greenwood, age 8 tied Ester in first place but lost on the countback. All players chipped and putted like pros and on the 2nd hole Ryan Stanford hit his tee shot to 3 feet to claim the Nearest the Pin Trophy. A special mention goes to the player who takes home the much coveted Performance of the Day award. This week Charlie Parkin not only played well to claim his best finish but showed great patience and determination during his round. In the other categories, Charlie H, age 8 won the beginners event by playing to his handicap and Daniel Rowlands, age 14 won the advanced event by shooting an impressive 3 under gross score over 15 holes. Ben and Loretta at the Escuela de Golf, (behind Arenal in Jávea) offer junior and adult golf classes for all abilities from beginner to advanced. Junior group lessons run most days of the week and students play Sundays in tournaments at local courses. Individual adult tuition is available and adult group coaching sessions are on Monday mornings and Thursday afternoons with tournaments once a month. Please call Loretta on 680 528 658 for more information. Bowls Greenlands Bowlers Ladies v Gents Thursday League continues in the heat, with some very hot scores from Les Styring and fellow team members – 5 out of 5 wins so far. The fund-raising Spider also continues with over 200 euros in the earmarked ‘Internationals Pot’ so far. Southern League B Division - Freda Wilson, winning Captain has at last got her hands on the Trophy. Well done all who bowled in Yellow Team for a magnificent display and win. Karate Summer kicks off with karate course CHIPPING AND PUTTING LIKE PROS: Young medal winners The Municipal Karate School of Jávea, Club Deportivo Washinkai, are offering a Karate Summer Course in Jávea from the July 10 to September 6. Senseis Ray Sweeney, Sarah Lakin and Geovanny Sanchez will be teaching classes from beginners to advanced in the Jávea Municipal Sports Centre Tuesdays and Thursdays 18.30 to 20.30 hrs. Washinkai karate is a Wado based style which is safe and non-contact and includes control techniques such as locks, throws, chokes and sweeps, as well as the traditional punches and kicks of karate. Students will learn selfdefence as well as the 7 aspects of character of a good karateka: Respect, Humility, Honesty, Responsibility, Courtesy, Integrity and Equanimity. For more information contact Ray Sweeney on 0034 637 564 416 or visit www. washinkai.org. WE ARE MANUFACTURERS. UNBEATABLE PRICES AND THE BEST SERVICE GUARANTEED. PEDRAMALA S.L. LOCKSMITHS Security doors and windows made of aluminium and iron. Double glazed or bullet-proof glass. Aluminium with special coating Widening of frames, wrought-iron works Specialists in glazing nayas Automatic garage doors... We speak English, German and Dutch. We also export to Germany and Switzerland. “La Pedrera” Industrial Estate - C/ Isaac, 8-A · BENISSA · Tel. 96 573 02 26 · Rudolf 686 475 785 WWW.PERETOESTATES.COM SPORT July 6 - July 12 2007 63 I N T E R N AT I O N A L S P O R T Wet and windy Wimbledon Tennis pundits are labelling this year’s Wimbledon tournament the worst in living memory. It is not since the first year at the grounds in 1922, when it rained every day, that the event has seen such dreary conditions. “This year is as bad as I can remember,” said former home favourite Jo Durie, looking back on three decades at Wimbledon as player and radio commentator. “People are weary of the constant rain breaks.” And it is not just the commentators who are complaining. Many players have accused the All England Club of scheduling mis- takes which have exacerbated the problems and led to a bias in the draw. “I don’t understand some things,” said Spanish Rafael Nadal after a third-round victory over Robin Soderling, which began with a knock-up on Saturday afternoon and ended at 12.32 hrs on Tuesday. “I don’t understand why we didn’t play on Sunday. The weather was OK, much better than yesterday and Monday. I don’t understand why they cancelled yesterday (Tuesday) when at 20.10 hrs there was sunshine and we can play one hour. They don’t think very much about the players here, maybe.” Asked if he still loved Wimbledon, CENTRE COURT: Rare double rainbow the French Open champion replied: “After the tournament, I don’t know. Right now a little bit less than when I came. The chances of the down draw is less than the up draw, no?” Novak Djokovic, another to take five days to reach the last 16 was also concerned about not using the middle Sunday. “That was a bad decision by the organisers,” he said after his 7-6, 67, 6-2, 7-6 defeat of Nicolas Kiefer. “They knew the forecast for this week is going to be bad and it was at the end of a week of a lot of rain. Sunday was a very nice day, so they should have finished the matches.” The fans have been in rebellion, too. Shorter queues and lower attendances have been a feature of the fortnight, with the collection point at Gate Five daily reporting bunches of tickets not picked up. This would have been unheard of in previous years. Can it really be that the withdrawal of Andy Murray, the second round defeat of Tim Henman and the failure of any other British man to win a set in the singles turned tennis fans off and away? With no World Cup or any other major sporting event in competition this summer, this was a real chance for Wimbledon to shine, but without any sun, this has been hard. Apart from Henman’s exciting first round win, matches have been epic VICTORIOUS NADAL: Waiting for sunnier days at Wimbledon only in length. Sadly, the drama and excitement on court, which is such a compelling feature of Wimbledon, has rarely been evident this time around. Officials are suggesting that in view of the backlog of games it is very likely that the tournament will stretch into the third week, causing a nightmare for organisers and costing the Club thousands of extra pounds. ORIENTAL WÓK BUFFET LIBRE Monday to Sunday 12:00 to 24:00 hrs. www.wokbuffet.com WOK DIRECT Enjoy fresh and healthy Asian food. Buffet for adults €8.95. Buffet for children €6.95 Wok buffet Torrevieja, Ctra. Crevillente-Torrevieja (Opposite Centro Comercial Las Habaneras) Torrevieja (Alicante) Tel. 636 396 457 / 626 018 793 Wok buffet Santa Pola, Attraction park “Pola Park” Next to Ctra. N-332, Avda. Zaragoza s/n Santa Pola (Alicante) Tel. 685 300 884 / 685 368 260 / 637 147 887 Wok buffet Guardamar Vía Park IV, ground floor + first floor Guardamar del Segura (Alicante) Tel. 607 467 118 / 620 693 990 64 SPORT July 6 - July 12 2007 Sport @ Centro Comercial La Teulera 12-14 Avda. Rey Juan Carlos I. 61-63 03727 Xaló (Alicante) Tel. 96 648 08 14 Fax 96 648 02 66 E-mail sports@thinkspain.com SPORTS SHORTS Robben heads to Real Madrid Arjen Robben Carlos Tévez agreed on Thursday to join Manchester United in a permanent deal worth more than £20million. The move will be completed next week, subject to any challenge from West Ham, who still claim to own the registration of the player who saved them from relegation last season. SPORTS COPY DEADLINE 12.00hrs WEDNESDAY Switzerland’s Alinghi won the 32nd America’s Cup on Tuesday, beating Team New Zealand by one second in a thrilling seventh race to take the series 5-2. The Swiss syndicate become the first European team to defend the Cup, their crew cheering with relief having almost lost the race when their spinnaker pole snapped off the mast. As Alinghi fans rang cowbells out on the water, the Kiwi crew sat with their heads bowed, hardly speaking to each other. In the closest and most enthralling series for years, Team New Zealand had fought doggedly to win back sailing’s most prestigious prize, which they lost to Alinghi 5-0 in 2003. “If I had to pick one (as my favourite) it would be this one,” team president and founder Ernesto Bertarelli told reporters. “It was close and it was harder. When you have to fight it the way we fought it and pull deep into the team, into each individual who has been with us over the last four years, it makes it a more fulfilling and stronger victory. “It’s been a real lesson in life, one of the hardest things I’ve ever done. Today is probably, beside the birth of my kids, the best day of my life,” said the 41-year-old billionaire. Skipper Butterworth, who won his fourth consecutive America’s Cup on Tuesday, said this victory was his favourite. “The strength in our sailing team has been fantastic,” he said. “There was another good team out there that was equal or close to it so to win again shows the strength of our crew and I find it incredibly fulfilling.” Alinghi joins Team Dennis Conner and Team New Zealand as the only crews in America’s Cup history to win as a Challenger and Defender. Tuesday’s race was a heart-stopping end to the best-of-nine series with the boats hardly more than a boat length apart for most of the race, playing clever tactical games to win a few metres of advantage. The turning point came at the top of the second upwind leg when Team New Zealand got enough advantage to ‘dial down’, turning downwind and attacking Alinghi nose on. Alinghi had to swerve to miss them and the umpires slapped New Zealand with a penalty. Coming back downwind, Alinghi had more problems with their gybes and suddenly the pole that holds out the bottom corner of the spinnaker jumped off the mast, the kite went flying off in the wind and the 24-metre yacht came to a halt. New Zealand swept past the stalled Swiss boat and did a double tack to pay their penalty. Alinghi finally got a jib up and started chasing for the finish line, caught up with the Kiwis and just got ahead. “It was obviously pretty close but all credit to Alinghi. They sailed well, kept it close, kept on sailing the way they do and beat us fair and square,” said New Zealand’s Grant Dalton. Alinghi, who brought the Cup to Europe for the first time since the initial race in 1851, now have the right to organise the next event where, when and how they want. Many followers expect the Genevabased team to choose a new Spanish yacht club as the challenger of record with whom they will set the rules of the next edition. That raises the possibility the 33rd America’s Cup will be in 2009 in Valencia. Issue No: 218 Carlos Tévez ALINGHI WIN BY A SECOND Valid only with a purchased newspaper Tévez joins Man Utd CHALLENGER AND DEFENDER: Alinghi brought the cup to Europe for the first time Client Token Dutch winger Arjen Robben is to quit Premiership giants Chelsea for Real Madrid, according to reports in the Spanish media. “Green light for Robben,” trumpeted AS sports daily, quoting chairman Ramón Calderón as saying that “we need a director of the orchestra.” AS said at the weekend that Liga champions Real had struck an agreement in London with Robben’s father and agent and were waiting only on Chelsea’s acceptance. Robben is currently in negotiations with Chelsea over a contract extension until 2012 but has not always been in favour with the club’s coach Jose Mourinho, who AS said has now resigned himself to the transfer.