The Imperial President . . . . . . and His Discontents
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The Imperial President . . . . . . and His Discontents
2012_7_9 ups_cover61404-postal.qxd 6/19/2012 9:58 PM Page 1 July 9, 2012 FO O ST N E B R S $4.99 LOU CANNON on Rodney King The Imperial President . . . . . . and His Discontents John Yoo Andrew C. McCarthy Jonah Goldberg Kevin D. Williamson $4.99 0 74820 08155 28 6 www.nationalreview.com base_milliken-mar 22.qxd 6/19/2012 4:07 PM Page 1 Never Be On The Wrong Side Of The Stock Market Again A re you tired of building your portfolio and seeing it wither in a punishing market downtrend? Read Investor’s Business Daily every day and you’ll stay in step with the market. ® IBD uses 27 market cycles of history-proven analysis and rules to interpret the daily price and volume changes in the market indexes. Then we clearly tell you each day in The Big Picture market column if stocks are rising, falling, or changing course. You should be buying when the market is rising. But when signs of weakness accumulate, you should raise cash and start moving to the sidelines. 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Williamson 46 by Lou Cannon Three myths about the beating that changed the world. 25 STEPPING IN IT THE STRUGGLES OF ANNA Florence King reviews Lots of Candles, Plenty of Cake: A Memoir, by Anna Quindlen. Pennsylvania is a Democratic state, but Romney could win it. 22 RODNEY KING REMEMBERED STILL GUILTY Kevin D. Williamson reviews Alger Hiss: Why He Chose Treason, by Christina Shelton. Voters should hold the administration accountable for its dangerous disclosures. 20 THE BUSH-OBAMA YEARS AMERICA’S ILIAD Tracy Lee Simmons reviews Fateful Lightning: A New History of the Civil War and Reconstruction, by Allen C. Guelzo. COVER: ROMAN GENN 15 THE IMMIGRATION PROCLAMATION THE 51ST STAR Jay Nordlinger reviews Political Woman: The Big Little Life of Jeane Kirkpatrick, by Peter Collier. FILM: HOSTILE CREATORS Ross Douthat reviews Prometheus. 47 by Daniel Foster Does technology make a post-bulls**t world possible—or desirable? CITY DESK: TO THE SCAFFOLD! 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Smart Luxuries—Surprising Prices week_QXP-1127940387.qxp 6/20/2012 2:13 PM Page 4 The Week n Not that those work permits are going to be of much use . . . See page 14. n During a press conference, President Obama said that the private sector was “doing fine.” Republicans hooted, and Democrats claimed the words were taken out of context. Obama was expressing his theory of the economy perfectly clearly: The main drag on the economy is cutbacks in state and local government. In a speech in Cleveland, he elaborated on his views. Governor Romney, he said, wants to slash regulations, cut taxes on the wealthy, and “strip down government to national security and a few other basic functions.” This platform, he argued, amounts to repeating the policies of the George W. Bush administration: policies that led to wage stagnation and then an economic crisis. Now of course Romney will not, and Bush certainly did not, try to create a nightwatchman state. No sane person believes that Bush’s tax cuts caused the financial crisis, although Obama skillfully seeks to foster that impression. The vast majority of job losses have come from the private sector. Obama’s argument, it should be immediately clear to anyone paying attention, is equal parts caricature, non sequitur, and spin. Lucky for him a lot of people are not paying attention; even luckier for him how many of them are journalists. ROMAN GENN n Obama has through executive fiat enacted a law rejected by Congress: the DREAM Act, which would confer legal status on certain illegal immigrants and provide them with work permits. As policy, this is unwise; as process, it is unconstitutional. The president does not have the power to create an amnesty program under his own authority: Congress writes the laws, and the president enforces them. We have the president’s own word on that, of course: A year ago he told the Spanishlanguage TV network Univision that he did not have the power to act on his own in such matters, and “that for me to simply through executive order ignore those congressional mandates would not conform with my appropriate role as president.” He knew better then. He knows better now. Congress was right to reject amnesty earlier, but even those in Congress who support the underlying policy should not let this arrogation of power stand. n Mitt Romney responded to President Obama’s lawless suspension of immigration laws by lamely complaining that it had blocked a long-term legislative solution. He is speaking softly because his team wants to court Hispanics and accepts the view that the way to do that is to moderate on immigration. It’s a reductive way of looking at Hispanics, and treats them as an interest group rather than fellow citizens. It’s also shortsighted, since those Hispanics who think of themselves as part of an ethnic interest group are the ones least likely to vote Republican. We think the best policy is to reduce the illegalimmigrant population through enforcement at the border and 4 | w w w. n a t i o n a l r e v i e w. c o m the workplace, and only after security is established to tackle the question of what to do about those illegal immigrants still here. The policy question is, however, somewhat beside the point right now. What Romney should have said—should still say—is that the president has a constitutional duty to faithfully execute the laws, that this president has abandoned his post, and that the next president won’t. n Jeb Bush appeared to suggest that today’s Republican party would not nominate Ronald Reagan—a claim previously made most prominently by Barack Obama—and praised his father’s tax-hiking budget deal of 1990. A few days earlier he had urged Republicans to stop pledging to oppose all tax increases, reasoning that this pledge would block even a budget deal that included ten dollars of spending cuts for every dollar of new taxes. For Republicans to take Bush’s advice on taxes would be to adopt a strange negotiating strategy. The time to think through a response to a budget deal with 10:1 spending cuts for tax increases is when such a deal is actually on the table: which is not now, and not any time in the foreseeable future. Bush’s line about Reagan is perverse, treating Reagan’s success in pulling the Republican party rightward as a repudiation of him. And just a few weeks ago the party gave its presidential nomination to a man whose record is less conservative than . . . that of Jeb Bush, come to think of it. It is Bush’s impressive record that will keep conservatives thinking highly of him even as we disagree with his recent remarks. 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If the Obama leakers are discontented, it is only because they want the president to get more political credit for what they consider his tough-minded effectiveness. Bipartisan outrage at the revelation of so much classified information forced Eric Holder to ask U.S. attorneys serving under him to hunt down the leakers. Good luck. Republicans including Mitt Romney are calling for a special prosecutor. They don’t trust Holder’s picks. They also know that the best way to cut a swath of destruction through an administration is to subject it to the tender mercies of a special prosecutor. As Andy McCarthy argues elsewhere in this issue, such prosecutors—accountable to no one and standing outside the executive branch—are an offense against the constitutional order. In the end, there is only one condign punishment for the president’s destructively boastful team: to chase the lot of them out of Washington in November. n Attorney General Eric Holder is facing new calls for his resignation, along with a House vote to hold him in contempt of Congress, for failing to turn over documents that could assist an investigation of Operation Fast and Furious. That’s the program in which agents from the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms and Explosives deliberately allowed drug cartels to traffic more than 1,000 guns into Mexico, and made no attempt to track the weapons as they changed hands. Two of the guns from Fast and Furious were later found at the scene of a Border Patrol agent’s murder. For a brief while, Holder negotiated with Representative Darrell Issa, who is leading the investigation, to avoid contempt charges. Then President Obama invoked executive privilege to shield the documents. Operation Drag Out and Dissemble continues. n Senate Republican leader Mitch McConnell (Ky.), speaking at the American Enterprise Institute, stood up for political participation and against the Obama administration’s attempts to silence its critics with tactics the senator rightly described as Nixonian. “The campaign has rifled through one donor’s divorce records,” he said in a pre-speech interview. “They’ve got the IRS, the SEC, and other agencies going after contributors, trying to frighten people and intimidate them out of exercising their rights to participate in the American political discourse.” Obama strategist David Axelrod recently echoed Nancy Pelosi’s call for undercutting First Amendment pro tections for political speech. The Democrats are particularly exercised by casino magnate Sheldon Adelson, who gave gen erously to Newt Gingrich’s campaign and who promises to fund nonprofit groups critical of the president and his agenda, and by Charles and David Koch, the libertarian philanthropists who have supported worthy projects ranging from the Cato Institute to FreedomWorks. Senator McConnell specifically defended the Koch brothers, and Adelson deserves praise for his commitment to public affairs as well. A republic needs active citizens—and politicians are looking to silence some of them when they speak balefully of the influence of “big money.” 6 - | w w w. n a t i o n a l r e v i e w. c o m n When the conference of Catholic bishops opposed Obamacare because it would provide taxpayer funding for abortions, the Catholic Health Association (CHA) enthusiastically endorsed the law. CHA, which tends to prioritize “social justice” over spiritual orthodoxy, also reacted warmly to the president’s proposed accommodation (really an accounting trick) on Obamacare’s contraception and abortifacient mandate. But all CHA offered was encouraging statements; it never accepted the “accommodation,” and has now officially rejected the proposal as “unduly cumbersome” and “unlikely to adequately meet the religious liberty concerns” of its members. With this, even the most liberal of formal Catholic institutions has denounced the mandate. Of all President Obama’s accomplishments, bringing Catholics together across the political divide has to be the unlikeliest. n It’s no longer cool to call Obama cool, says Angela Rye, executive director of the Congressional Black Caucus: “The term cool could in some ways be deemed racial.” She cited as evidence the new American Crossroads ad, “Cool,” which juxtaposes Obama’s celebrity status with his administrative incompetence. Rye, of course, did not mention that the Obama team has spent the last four years cultivating exactly this “cool” image—whether in the Angela Rye pages of Ebony, where Obama was hailed as one of the “25 Coolest Brothers of All Time,” or in the mansions of Hollywood stars such as George Clooney and Sarah Jessica Parker. Earlier this month, the first lady called Obama “a pretty cool dad.” Do not judge Mrs. Obama too harshly: These code words can be awfully tricky. n Sometimes the mask slips, or falls thuddingly to the ground— and we are better off for it. In the first week of June, Les Moonves, the head of CBS News, attended a fundraiser for Barack Obama in Beverly Hills. He said that “ultimately journalism has changed” and that “partisanship is very much a part of journalism now.” The rest of the mainstream media shares Moonves’s politics, just not his candor. n To poetically inclined members of the Occupy movement, T. S. Eliot’s 1925 prediction that the world would end “not with a bang but a whimper” must seem apposite. After all of the rhetoric and the repeated promise of a spring return, the vanguard of the revolution has hit the north side of the karmic cycle. Declaring its own movement dead, the Canadian anti-capitalist group Adbusters addressed an open letter to the “wild cats, dogooders and steadfast rebels out there,” in which it labeled Occupy a counterrevolutionary force, “seduced by salaries, comfy offices, book deals, old lefty cash, and minor celebrity status”: “There has been a [sic] unfortunate consolidation of power in #OWS.” Adbusters hopes that “the next big bang to capture the world’s imagination could come not from a thousand encampments but from a hundred thousand ephemeral jams.” This could be the stuff of parody, but it’s legit, and it points to a deeper truth: JUNE 25, 2012 Peace they say full page and coupon_milliken-mar 22.qxd 6/19/2012 9:43 PM Page 1 JAY NORDLINGER’S NEW BOOK! 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Date Signature week_QXP-1127940387.qxp 6/20/2012 2:13 PM Page 8 THE WEEK The movement is not yet ready to face the fact that the American public is not interested in what it has to sell. n The federal government’s quota on imported sugar raises prices for consumers—Americans pay nearly twice the global price—for the benefit of well-connected producers. The Senate narrowly rejected a bill to end the quota, with 16 Democrats voting for it and 16 Republicans against. Senator Marco Rubio, disappointingly, was one of the Republicans against. Forced to decide between old-style Florida politics and the values of the Tea Party, he made the wrong choice. n Almost every Congress passes a “miscellaneous tariff bill” to suspend duties on products that U.S. companies use when there is no American maker of those products and the duties raise little revenue. Senator Jim DeMint has objected to this practice not because he is a fan of tariffs but because it reminds him of earmarks: The direct benefits of lifting the tariffs go to specific companies. Some business groups have been concerned about DeMint’s stance. Senate Republican leaders have found an ingenious solution: Instruct the International Trade Commission to review its tariffs to find ones that meet the criteria for suspension—no domestic maker, not much revenue—and recommend The Storm Approaches W 8 | w w w. n a t i o n a l r e v i e w. c o m Take Japan. The Japanese government needs to permanently increase revenues or reduce spending by 10.5 percent of GDP in order to put its finances on a glide path to the target debt-to-GDP ratio. The authors’ assumption that the Japanese government will implement policies to contain spending on health care and pensions is particularly relevant, given Japan’s graying population. Some European countries, such as Sweden and Switzerland, have already taken steps to curb their deficits and have little or no work to do. Others, such as those in southern Europe, do not expect dramatic increases in entitlement spending, so their long-run picture is not as bleak as might be expected. Consider, finally, the United States. It is in a different situation from that of the Europeans, but not in the way we would hope for. Our fiscal gap is the third highest, following Japan’s and New Zealand’s. As bad as things are in Europe, the chart suggests that there is no European nation in worse shape than the United States over the long run. Not Spain. Not Italy. Not Greece. The crisis looks set on crossing the Atlantic after all. —KEVIN A. HASSETT Fiscal Gaps Required change in government finances to reduce debt to 75 percent of GDP by 2050 12 10 Percent of GDP Greece in turmoil, Spain not much better off, and the rest of Europe on edge, the U.S. has been sitting on the periphery of a major European crisis in a manner that is reminiscent of the period preceding World War II. As then, many Americans seem convinced that European troubles will never spread across the Atlantic Ocean. At its core, the crisis is one of investor confidence, and it comes in response to sober analysis of the finances of southern-European countries. Their deficits are large; their future looks bleak because so many of them have enacted entitlement programs that grow without bound, and because the recent financial crisis put overwhelming strains on their near-term budgets. As economists struggle over the design of reforms to restore stability to international financial markets, their starting point is to define the problem. While there can be much debate about how to achieve balanced budgets, the question of how much balancing is needed—and in which countries—is a matter of arithmetic. A recent series of papers from the Organisation for Economic Co-operation and Development (OECD) explores the relevant calculations. One study, by economists Rossana Merola and Douglas Sutherland, focuses on long-term projections for OECD member countries. The authors calculate fiscal gaps—the immediate and permanent changes in the governments’ financial position that are required to ensure that debt meets a specific target by a certain time. When assessing how much “fiscal consolidation” is needed, the authors estimate the potential effects of threats to smooth budgetary reform, such as unexpected shocks or rapidly aging populations. The nearby chart presents one of their scenarios, which takes into account an increase in spending on health-care programs and pensions but assumes that certain policies will be in place to control for these quickly rising expenditures. The chart shows the change required to stabilize debt at 75 percent of GDP in 26 OECD countries by 2050. Whether this target is high or low, it unquestionably represents a circumstance far superior to the current trajectory. ITH 8 6 4 2 0 lia ia m da lic rk nd ce ny ce ry nd ly an ea rg ds nd nd al lic in en nd m es ra tr iu a b a la n a e ga la Ita Jap Kor bou lan ala ola rtug pub Spa ed rla gdo tat st Aus elg Can epu enm Fin Fra erm Gre un Ire m er Ze P Po Re Sw itze Kin ed S B H R D G xe eth w h ak Sw ited Unit Lu N Ne ec ov Cz Un Sl Au SOURCE: MEROLA, R. AND D. SUTHERLAND (2012), “FISCAL CONSOLIDATION: PART 3. 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Abolishing those tariffs would be better than suspending them, but the bill is a good idea, and it has DeMint’s blessing. n An Obama campaign ad claims that the president’s policies have resulted in the creation of 2.7 million green jobs. What exactly is a “green job”? At a recent congressional hearing, Representative Darrell Issa (R., Calif.) got Labor Department officials to admit that the term includes, among other occupations, bus drivers, science teachers, bike-shop employees, and even, believe it or not, sellers of antiques and used clothes (it’s recycling!). This means the tally should be increased by two, since Obama created jobs for himself and Joe Biden by recycling worn-out economic theories. Unfortunately for them, just as was true with Solyndra and many similar fiascos, lavish expenditures of government cash may not be able to stave off the pink slips. n James Lovelock is in bad odor with the environmentalist movement, and the smell is wonderful. The 92-year-old British scientist is the inventor of the Gaia theory and widely regarded as the father of modern environmentalism. He has long been a proponent of nuclear power. And he calls wind turbines “ugly and useless.” He has now made some interesting comments to the Guardian. “It’s just the way the humans are that if there’s a cause of some sort, a religion starts forming around it. It just so happens that the green religion is now taking over from the Christian religion. I don’t think people have noticed that, but it’s got all the sort of terms that religions use. The greens use guilt. You can’t win people round by saying they are guilty for putting CO2 in the air.” Lovelock is discovering another similarity: the condemnation of heretics. n Charles Barron, an aging black radical and demagogue, is on the verge of winning the Democratic primary for New York’s 8th congressional district. The retiring incumbent, Ed Towns, has endorsed him, and so have several of New York’s most powerful unions. If he wins the primary, it is almost certain he will win the general election in this safe Democratic district. Barron has a long history of hateful rhetoric: He has compared Israel to Nazi Germany, derided Jews in his own community, and supported Moammar Qaddafi and Robert Mugabe. Some local Jewish Democrats have condemned him, but the Dem ocratic party’s leadership has remained silent. Prominent Republicans and the national GOP worked, with some success, to stop the rise of racist David Duke. Is it too much to ask Democrats to do the same with their own bigots? n Representative Bob Turner (R., N.Y.) introduced legislation in June to rename the Jamaica Bay Wildlife Refuge Visitor Center in Queens after former New York senator James Buckley. It would be a fitting tribute: Buckley co-sponsored the bill in 1972 10 | w w w. n a t i o n a l r e v i e w. c o m that created the wildlife refuge and the entire 26,000-acre preserve it belongs to. Though Buckley is usually thought of as a stalwart political conservative, he was also what he termed a “conservative conservationist,” with a particular love for nature and bird-watching. In a 1979 speech, he defended his view of environmentalism by citing Edmund Burke’s admonition that we are but “temporary possessors and life-renters.” We join his six children in thinking a James L. Buckley Visitor Center would be a “wonderful and appropriate honor.” n The fight for supremacy between the Egyptian army and the Muslim Brothers will decide much else in the Middle East. They are the only organized forces in the country. The former is secular, the latter religious; and they are equal in the black arts of mobilizing power. The Muslim Brothers and their ideological allies won a majority in parliamentary elections. A special parliamentary committee looked about to draft a new Islamist constitution, and this would have broken forever the army’s grip. The first response of the generals on the military council was to try to railroad into office a president with powers superior to those of parliament. Having contrived reasons why popular Muslim Brother candidates could not run for election, they arranged what was supposed to be a foregone contest for the presidency between Muhammad Mursi, a rather colorless Islamist, and Ahmed Shafiq, one of their own. Just to be on the safe side, the military council has detected small illegalities and used them as a pretext for closing parliament altogether and threatening to arrest anyone who tries to enter its building. Should their man Shafiq emerge as president, he will have reserved executive and legislative powers enabling him to draft a constitution favorable to the military. Should the Muslim Brothers’ candidate Mursi, on the contrary, prove the winner, more craft and even stronger measures are bound to follow, up to and including civil war. One thing is certain: What has been celebrated as the Arab Spring turns out to be a classic exhibition of Third World power politics. n The Obama administration is working its way through various iterations of wishfulness on Syria. First, there was the Annan Plan, the handiwork of former U.N. Secretary-General Kofi Annan, who had supposedly gotten Bashar Assad’s assent to a cease-fire. U.N. observers were last seen fleeing Syria because of the violence. Then there was the Yemeni Solution, premised on getting Russian support to ease Assad out of power but leave the governing structure intact, as occurred when President Ali Abdullah Saleh stepped down in Yemen. Except the Russians are sending helicopters to Syria and show no interest in tossing Assad overboard—if that’s even in their power. Granted, there are no good, easy options in Syria. If Assad is overthrown, Sunni hard-liners may take power, and the country’s Christians have reason to fear their fate. Yet it is hard to see how anyone could be worse than Assad, in terms of both our interests and humanitarian considerations. He is part of a hostile Iran-Hezbollah-Russia axis, and has embarked on a murderous bout of repression that is on the verge of becoming a full-blown campaign of ethnic cleansing (he is an Alawite governing a Sunni country). Whether we like it or not, a proxy war is already raging in Syria between pro-Assad Iran and the country’s anti-Assad Sunni neighbors. We should J U LY 9 , 2 0 1 2 base_milliken-mar 22.qxd 5/4/2012 11:49 AM Page 1 week_QXP-1127940387.qxp 6/20/2012 2:13 PM Page 12 THE WEEK seek to maximize our influence and empower the best elements of the chaotic opposition by training and equipping rebel fighters we consider worthy of our support. Ultimately, we should want to tip the scales against a dictator aligned with our enemies. FDR called Somoza “our son of a bitch.” Assad is theirs. n In the People’s Republic of China, horrors occur daily, and quietly. But occasionally something leaks out. This is particularly true in the age of the Internet and social media. A woman named Feng Jianmei was discovered pregnant. Seven months. She already had a child. So she was obliged to pay $6,300 for this second. She did not have the money. So she was kidnapped, beaten, and dragged to a hospital, where she was given injections that killed and induced delivery of her baby. Photos made it onto the Internet showing the mother on her hospital bed with the corpse. Forced abortion and sterilization are routine in the PRC. This was the cause against which Chen Guangcheng, the “blind peasant lawyer,” crusaded. These horrors will not end until the Communist Party’s lock on power does. n In July, the Canadian parliament voted to repeal Section 13 of the Human Rights Act, which bans “hate speech” on the Internet. The bill was brought forward by Conservative MP Brian Storseth, who argued that Section 13 directly contravened the Charter of Rights and Freedoms, the provision in Canadian law he had trouble remembering the names of obscure U.N. bodies: He simply called them all the Ad Hoc Committee for Screwing Israel. n A Russian court has upheld a law that bans gay-pride parades in Moscow anytime in the next 100 years. The term does seem excessive; surely 80 or 90 years would have done the trick. But setting that aside, along with those pesky freedom-ofspeech issues, the ban is both bad and good for conservatism. On one hand, it’s bad, because there are few more effective arguments against gay marriage than a gay-pride parade: “We’re here, we’re queer, and never mind those lesbian bikers and whip-wielding transsexuals gyrating in bikinis to 30-yearold Grace Jones hits, we’re regular family-values types, just like you.” But to see the good side, consider this comment from an Atlantic blogger: “I can see the G8 meeting protest rallies, the UN General Assembly events, the websites taunting Putin and his judges, and more. The gay crowd will harrass [sic] and torment and undermine and prevail over those trying to repress them. This ban is a gift.” At last, we know what it takes to get the Left to condemn Russia. Better half a century late than never. n In an eccentric anti-state outcry, a 70-year-old Scot wrote a letter to the editor of his local newspaper against the imminent passage of the Olympic torch through his area, suggesting that it Like a divorcé who won’t stop talking about his ex, the folks at HBO are embarrassingly obsessed with Republicans. that guarantees freedom of speech. The bill passed by a slim majority. Repeal was just. As it stood, the Human Rights Act operated as a dangerous invitation for frivolous cases and warranted the intrusion of civil servants into an area that is properly served by judges and lawyers. But not everyone was happy with the outcome. Randall Garrison of the New Democratic party complained that to remove the provisions would strip the humanrights commission of its power to “educate” Canadians and to shut down undesirable websites. There could be no stronger case for repeal. n An Economist reporter recently noted the existence of a United Nations body bearing the eclectic name of Open-ended Ad Hoc Working Group of the General Assembly on the Integrated and Coordinated Implementation of and Follow-up to the Major United Nations Conferences and Summits in the Economic and Social Fields. Our first reaction on reading this was probably the same as yours: Good thing it’s Open-ended, because if the end were closed, it just wouldn’t work at all. (It’s times like these that make you wish you were Angela Merkel, because in German the name would all be one word.) Anyway, when this item made the Internet rounds (via blogs and e-mail; it’s too long for Twitter), U.N. hands rushed to defend the Open-ended Ad Hoc Working Group of the General Assembly on the Integrated . . . well, let’s just call it the OAHWGGAICIFM . . . ah, the hell with it. For brevity’s sake, we will adopt a friend’s solution for times when 12 | w w w. n a t i o n a l r e v i e w. c o m was a fascist symbol and alluding to its Nazi origins. The irony is that his protest of a benign tradition actually incited an encounter with a more threatening species of government overreach: Two plainclothes police officers came to his home to inform him that he shouldn’t write things of that nature when the Olympics are involved. He simply laughed at them. “I just found it completely daft that a letter to the Courier had led to this,” he told the paper. He should be careful, talking like that. n Like a divorcé who won’t stop talking about his ex, the folks at HBO are embarrassingly obsessed with Republicans. First HBO’s medieval fantasy show Game of Thrones included a scene in which George W. Bush’s severed head appears, fleetingly and obliquely (and with a bad haircut), impaled on a stick. The show’s creators admit that the head is modeled after the former president but explain that they needed a head for the scene and just happened to have a Bush model lying around. Meanwhile, Alan Ball, the creator of HBO’s vampire series True Blood, says this year’s story line was inspired by the Republican primaries, and he has added a character based on Rick Santorum. Ball says of Santorum: “What’s terrifying is how many people agree with him.” For a guy who writes about vampires all day, he sure is easily frightened. n The New York Post covered a story emblematic of modern America—a story out of Coney Island, that iconic place. At P.S. J U LY 9 , 2 0 1 2 week_QXP-1127940387.qxp 6/20/2012 2:13 PM Page 13 90, children in five kindergarten classes practiced for months to sing Lee Greenwood’s “God Bless the U.S.A.” at their graduation. (Whether kindergartners should have graduation is another matter.) It was to be their big finale. They were going to wave little American flags. But the principal “marched in on a recent rehearsal and ordered a CD playing the anthem to be shut off, staffers said. She told the teachers to drop the song from the program. ‘We don’t want to offend other cultures,’ they quoted her as explaining.” The principal substituted a Justin Bieber song, “Baby.” (“Are we an item? Girl, quit playing.”) After an uproar, the principal yanked that song, too. An America that will not permit kindergartners to sing “God Bless the U.S.A.” because it would “offend other cultures” is an America on very shaky ground. But there’s a silver lining to this story: Apparently, immigrant parents of P.S. 90 kids—men and women who hail from Pakistan, Mexico, Ecuador, and elsewhere—love the song. ADIDAS BRADBURY: LENOX MCLENDON/AP n Adidas likes to do oddball things with sneakers: It has attached puffy wings to them, applied giant logos in 216-point type, and collaborated with the avant-garde Japanese fashion designer Yohji Yamamoto on a line of high-style kicks. Ace race-hustler Jesse Jackson has of course found an angle on this, describing a pair of Adidas sneakers recently created by American designer Jeremy Scott as an exercise in human degradation. The offending sneaks feature a bright orange anklet connected to a thoroughly ugly purple shoe by a plastic chain. The Reverend Jackson regarded this as a racist evocation of slavery because . . . because black guys like sneakers, we guess. The shoes had nothing at all to do with slavery, but nonetheless have been driven from the market by the spurious campaign against them. Design is one of the few economic sectors in which the United States remains an undisputed world leader, and the farther away the icy finger of politics is kept from it, the better. (The fashion world would do well to return the favor, incidentally. Looking at you, Anna Wintour.) And it appears that the Reverend Jackson is losing his touch: The ethnic minority associated with Adidas is Asians, not blacks, yet somehow nobody thought to associate the shoes with debt peonage among 19th-century railroad coolies and the bitter memory of the Anti-Chinese League. Asians have managed without a Jesse Jackson of their own. So could everybody else. n They say every guy looks handsome in a tuxedo—but that’s no guarantee that he’s a gentleman, especially if he’s a penguin. Recently revealed notes taken by George Murray Levick, the medical officer on Robert Falcon Scott’s 1910–13 Antarctic expedition, show him shocked to the bottom of his Edwardian soul by the penguins’ insatiable eagerness to mate, with their vigor matched by a lack of selectivity: “This afternoon I saw a most extraordinary site [sic]. A Penguin was actually engaged in sodomy upon the body of a dead white throated bird of its own species.” (Levick went on to provide a play-by-play description of the act.) Later he witnessed “another act of astonishing depravity,” the rape of an injured female who was unable to resist. Pedophilia, autoeroticism, homosexuality—Levick recorded it all, sometimes detailing the gamier bits in Greek. “There seems to be no crime too low for these penguins,” he lamented, then drew a moral lesson: “When nature intends them to find employment, these birds, like men, degenerate in idleness.”A couple of decades later George Orwell wrote, “It is not easy to make love in a cold climate when you have no money.” Clearly he never went to Antarctica. n Rodney King did a great deal of damage to the world before he became famous. He was a serial miscreant and a felon who led Los Angeles police on a freeway chase in order to avoid punishment for drunk driving and thereby suffering the revocation of his parole on an earlier robbery conviction. He resisted arrest, and the police beat him savagely. A videotape of the episode became an incendiary grenade in the hand of the grievance industry, and the officers’ acquittal resulted in riots that killed 55 people, injured thousands more, and destroyed hundreds of millions of dollars’ worth of property. Enraged at an injustice suffered by a black man, at the hands, chiefly, of white police, rioters launched an anti-Korean pogrom, the reverberations of which are felt to this day among Koreans in Los Angeles. King would go on to a long career of substance abuse, vehicular chaos, and crime, among other things striking his wife with a car. His misdeeds were a personal disgrace; what followed them was a national one. Dead at 47. R.I.P. n As a boy, Ray Bradbury went to a carnival, where a magician pointed an electrified sword at him and shouted, “Live forever!” That didn’t happen—Bradbury died on June 5 at the age of 91— but the words he wrote in short stories such as “The Pedestrian,” “A Sound of Thunder,” and “All Summer in a Day” will survive as long as people read. (Before buying the latest iGadget for your kids, be sure to look over “The Veldt.”) The value of great literature was an important theme of his work. Fahrenheit 451, his popular early novel, is about firemen who burn books. In a commonly overlooked detail, the reason for the burning in Bradbury’s dystopia isn’t an overbearing government but rather an apathetic public. A villain explains what happened, in words that approach prophecy: “School is shortened, discipline relaxed, philosophies, histories, languages dropped, English and spelling gradually neglected, finally almost completely ignored. . . . No wonder books stopped selling.” Brad bury wrote to the end, and his latest piece appeared in The New Yorker just before his death. It was a brief memoir, in which the man who wrote The Martian Chronicles reached back to his boyhood, as he so often did, and recalled his fondness for the Tarzan and John Carter tales of Edgar Rice Burroughs: “I would go out to that lawn on summer nights and reach up to the red light of Mars and say, ‘Take me home!’” R.I.P. 13 week_QXP-1127940387.qxp 6/20/2012 2:13 PM Page 14 EUROPE No Greek Rescue UroPEAN politicians in mid-June were rejoicing that stability had been restored both to international markets and to European Union politics by the Spanish “bailout.” That rejoicing lasted less than half a day. By the closing of Wall Street on the day after the Greek elections, the markets were again demanding punitive interest for lending to Spain. The initial response to the Greek election results—a victory for the pro-euro-zone New Democracy party—was a modest rise in Europe’s stock markets and a slight rally in the bond markets, with Spanish, Italian, and Greek yields all falling slightly, in that last case to 25.38 percent. on arriving at a G20 meeting, Italy’s “technocratic” prime minister, Mario Monti, commented buoyantly: “This allows us to have a more serene vision for the future of the European Union and for the euro zone.” An hour later, the markets were demanding ever-higher interest rates from both Spain (the highest level so far at 7.1 percent) and Italy (6.1 percent and rising), and those paid to predict future trends were all saying that the news from Athens had changed nothing. They were wrong. The Greek elections were the worst possible outcome for the euro and for financial stability. A victory of the left-wing Syriza party would almost certainly have forced Greece out of the euro. Its policy stance—staying in the euro, refusing to pay back loans, demanding more of them from Germany—was so plainly absurd that it would have enabled German chancellor Angela Merkel to maneuver Greece out (with or without a bribe to go). That exit would have strengthened the remaining euro, given German voters some excuse for Berlin’s continued shelling-out of subsidies to Spain, Italy, and other weak sisters, and—as a bonus—derailed the Euro-Left’s campaign, led by French president François Hollande but largely inspired by Syriza, to replace austerity with “growth” as the EU’s new economic “strategy.” “Growth” in the mouth of the Left is a synonym for more public spending. It offers no real prospect of stimulating the greater productivity that alone causes growth without inflation. It cannot possibly surmount the barrier represented by the massive currency overvaluation of Mediterranean countries inside the euro. But when all the economic indicators are down, it would certainly be attractive to voters, and it might enjoy a brief illusory “success” before it ran into higher inflation and investor flight. Syriza’s usefulness to conservatives is its candor. It voices the primitive instincts of Europe’s Left. As John o’Sullivan wrote in a recent issue of NATIoNAL rEvIEW, it translates into policy the fun-anarchism of Italian playwright Dario Fo: “Can’t Pay? Won’t Pay!” No government within hailing distance of reality can endorse that. But Hollande, newly strengthened with a parliamentary majority, actually proposes a diluted and more respectable version of it. others on the left—for instance, Labour’s Ed Miliband in Britain—are rallying to his banner. At best, therefore, the EU is likely to be divided and maybe paralyzed over broad economic policy for some time, probably until Hollande’s policy either collapses or is abandoned behind a smokescreen of cultural-Left gestures. ORESTIS PANAGIOTOU/EPA/NEWSCOM E 14 | w w w. n a t i o n a l r e v i e w. c o m Antonis Samaras, leader of Greece’s victorious New Democracy party Meanwhile, the euro problem will remain unfixed while the Greek tragicomedy staggers on for a few more acts. Let us assume that a new multi-party government is formed under the leadership of New Democracy, which then negotiates a slight loosening of the terms of its relationship with Berlin—an extended debt-repayment schedule, perhaps. That would not even give it breathing space. Greece’s main problem is that its currency overvaluation within the euro is on the order of 30 percent or more. No new government—however successful at restoring the nation’s public finances—can possibly improve the productivity of Greek workers by one-third in any space of time. The more the EU softens the terms of its assistance, moreover, the less incentive Athens will have for trying. And the harder it tries, the more likely it is to provoke social unrest, to strengthen Syriza, and to weaken the commitment of the main center-left party, Pasok, to its governing partners and the deal with the EU. None of these developments will make Greece more attractive to investors. So the euro-crisis will sputter along until Greece leaves the euro. Ideally, there would eventually be a managed departure not only of Greece but also of other Mediterranean countries suffering from overvaluation; maybe a neat split into “northern” and “southern” euros. Failing that, there could be a turbulent collapse of the whole system amid sovereign-debtor defaults, banking chaos, and a wider crisis for the EU. Those who are most committed to keeping the euro in its present state, with all its current members, in the name of “ever closer” union, are those most responsible for magnifying the risks. EDITOR’S NOTE: The next issue of NATIONAL REVIEW will appear in three weeks. J U LY 9 , 2 0 1 2 The Immigration Proclamation President Obama may not ignore laws he dislikes BY JOHN YOO BARACk OBAMA once again has brushed aside the founding principles that hold our Constitution together. His signature health-care scheme depends on the claim that the Constitution places no limits on Congress’s power to regulate. Fearing that the Supreme Court would overturn that law, he attacked this spring the very power of judicial review—the Court’s right to refuse to enforce laws that violate the Constitution. In just a few short years, he has disregarded the central functions of two of the three branches of government. With his recent change of immigration policy, President Obama has now gone a perfect 0-for-3. The Department of Homeland Security will no longer enforce P RESIDENT Mr. Yoo, who served in the Bush Justice Department from 2001 to 2003, is a law professor at the University of California at Berkeley and a visiting scholar at the American Enterprise Institute. He is the author, most recently, of Taming Globalization: International Law, the U.S. Constitution, and the New World Order. immigration laws against illegal aliens who meet certain criteria: They came to the United States at an age younger than 16 and are currently under 30, have not committed any major crimes, are in school or have graduated or served in the armed forces, and have resided in the U.S. for at least five years. Such aliens—who may number as many as 800,000—may now seek work permits for two-year periods without fear of deportation. “It makes no sense to expel talented young people who for all intents and purposes are Americans,” the president said at a Rose Garden press conference. Obama no doubt acted from a variety of policy and political motives, some of them likely admirable. But his move has pushed executive power beyond all constitutional limits—even in the view of this writer, an academic defender of a vigorous presidency and a Justice Department lawyer in the Bush administration. There is a broad consensus that Amer ica’s immigration regime cries out for fundamental reform. Unlike most other nations of the world, the United States remains a country formed of immigrants—there is no American people with a shared race, history, and culture that existed before and independent of the United States. Deportation of every illegal alien not only would turn the nation’s back on this unique character, but would take years, consume valuable resources, and cripple the economy. On the other hand, the United States cannot condone rampant disregard of the rule of law and must exercise control of its borders. Our immigration laws strike a balance that pleases no one and results in bizarre absurdities: For example, the uneducated sneak across the border with relative impunity while scientists who receive Ph.D.s at American universities must go home. A sensible beginning for reform might include a fast path to citizenship for alien children brought here illegally by their parents. Senator Marco Rubio of Florida, a rising Republican star, supports a provision along these lines; another version appears in the DREAM Act, which would grant residency status for two years to illegal aliens who came to the U.S. as minors and have graduated from high school. Their status would ripen into permanent residency if they completed two years of college or served in the military. The bill failed to overcome a Senate filibuster, however, so President Obama—surely seeking to secure Hispanic support for his reelection—decided to evade the congressional logjam and impose his own version. But a basic constitutional obstacle stands in his way. Article I, Section 8 gives Congress, not the president, the authority “to establish a uniform rule of naturalization”—the process by which aliens become citizens. Although the Constitution does not explicitly assign border control and immigration to any branch of government, the Supreme Court inferred in the Chinese Exclusion Cases (1889) that these authorities also reside with Congress. The extensive Immigration and Naturalization Act sets out grounds for deportation and defines the limited cases in which the executive branch may suspend the deportation of illegal aliens (extreme hardship, for example). It does not give the president authority to interrupt the deportation of whole classes of illegal aliens, and certainly not in numbers approaching 800,000 people. 15 ROMAN GENN 3col_QXP-1127940387.qxp 6/19/2012 10:17 PM Page 15 3col_QXP-1127940387.qxp 6/19/2012 10:17 PM Page 16 According to the Supreme Court’s decision in Youngstown v. Sawyer (1952), a case in which the Court blocked President Truman’s attempt to prevent a strike of the nation’s steel mills during the Korean War, a choice by Congress to grant the executive only a narrow power over a domestic matter makes presidential reaching for broader power unconstitutional. While I believe that Youngstown does not control the president’s exercise of his commander-in-chief authority in wartime, it certainly applies to domestic affairs exclusively controlled by Congress, such as immigration. President Obama’s claim that he may defer the deportation of so many aliens at once rends the fabric of the Constitution and is incompatible with the rule of law. Under Article II, Section 3, the president has the duty to “take Care that the Laws be faithfully executed.” The Framers in cluded this provision to make sure that the president could not simply cancel legislation he didn’t like, as had the British king. use of either of these constitutional powers here. A president may decline to carry out a congressional command in only two situations. First, the president may and should refuse to execute congressional statutes that violate the Constitution, because the Constitution is the highest form of law. If federal officials had to enforce every congressional enactment, they “must close their eyes on the constitution, and see only the law,” as Chief Justice John Marshall wrote in the Supreme Court’s Marbury v. Madison decision (1803) recognizing the power of judicial review. “This doctrine would subvert the very foundation of all written constitutions.” In the War on Terror, the Bush administration argued that the president could refuse to execute laws that infringed on the executive’s constitutional national-security powers. Otherwise, a Congress with a different view of foreign policy could order the military to refuse to carry out the president’s orders as commander-in-chief. immigration laws is tantamount to the Bush administration’s claim that the Foreign Intelligence Surveillance Act could not limit the interception of terrorist emails and phone calls. But there is a world of constitutional difference between refusing to enforce laws that violate the Constitution and impede the executive’s response to a national-security emergency (Bush) and refusing to enforce laws because of disagreements with Congress over policy (Obama). The second exception to executive enforcement of federal law is prosecutorial discretion. Discretion recognizes that limited time and resources prevent the executive from pursuing every violation of federal law. The Justice Department must choose priorities and prosecute the cases that cause the most harm, have the greatest impact, deter the most dangerous criminals, and so on. The Obama administration has raised prosecutorial discretion as cover for its rewriting of the immigration laws. “Our nation’s immi- Obama’s claim that he may defer the deportation of so many aliens at once rends the fabric of the Constitution and is incompatible with the rule of law. Since the days of Machiavelli, through Hobbes, Locke, and Montesquieu to the Framers, executing the laws (along with protecting national security) has formed the very core of the executive power. As Alexander Hamilton explained in Federalist 75: “The execution of the laws and the employment of the common strength, either for this purpose or for the common defense, seem to comprise all the functions of the executive magistrate.” Under this understanding of presidential power, President Obama may not refuse to carry out an act of Congress simply because he disagrees with it. The Framers gave the president only two tools to limit unwise laws. First, the president has a qualified veto over legislation, which, Hamilton argued in Federalist 73, would not just serve as a “shield to the executive” but also “furnish[ ] an additional security against the enaction of improper laws.” Second, the Framers gave the president the right of pardon, which he could use to free those unjustly convicted. President Obama has not made 16 | w w w. n a t i o n a l r e v i e w. c o m When Thomas Jefferson, Andrew Jackson, Abraham Lincoln, and Frank lin Roosevelt refused to enforce a law, they did so because it violated their executive powers under the Constitution or the individual rights of citizens. Upon assuming office, for example, Jefferson dropped all prosecutions under the Sedition Act (which made criticism of the government a crime) and pardoned anyone convicted under “a law unauthorized by the Con stitution, and therefore null.” President Lincoln refused to obey a writ of habeas corpus to release Confederate prisoners issued by Chief Justice Roger Taney (author of the Dred Scott decision), because it intruded on his power as commander-in-chief to respond to the outbreak of the Civil War. The executive’s right to ignore unconstitutional legislation cannot include Obama’s immigration scheme. No one can claim with a straight face that Congress’s command that the government deport illegal aliens—regardless of their age—violates the Constitution. Democrats may well argue that Obama’s refusal to enforce the gration laws must be enforced in a firm and sensible manner,” Homeland Security Secretary Janet Napolitano said in a press release. “But they are not designed to be blindly enforced without consideration given to the individual circumstances of each case. Nor are they designed to remove productive young people to countries where they may not have lived or even speak the language. Discretion, which is used in so many other areas, is especially justified here.” But discretion means deciding whether to enforce federal law in particular cases. A president acting in good faith cannot invoke discretion to cancel a law—especially if the executive branch is enforcing the rest of the laws governing the relevant policy area (as the administration is doing with respect to immigration). Imagine the precedent. A President Mitt Romney could repeal Obamacare simply by refusing to fine or prosecute health insurers who failed to sell policies that met federal demands, or consumers who failed to buy policies as required by the individual mandate. He could lower tax rates simply by J U LY 9 , 2 0 1 2 3col_QXP-1127940387.qxp 6/19/2012 10:17 PM Page 17 declining to prosecute anyone who refused to pay capital-gains or income taxes above Bush-tax-cut levels. he could give industry a boost by ordering the ePA to stop enforcement of environmental laws. What is to be done? We should not expect any resistance from the media and academic elites who spent the Bush years complaining about the return of the imperial presidency and the shredding of the Constitution. They have been silent when confronted with Obama signing statements identical in kind to those they decried under the Bush administration, or the use of drones to kill American citizens abroad. Instead, opponents of President Obama’s immigration unilateralism should place their hopes in Congress and the political process. Congress could pass legislation overriding the Obama plan and enacting the beginnings of its own immigration reform. Admittedly, this is a tall order. But even if no such legislation is passed, Congress could cut the funding and personnel of the Immigration and Customs enforcement agency involved in the Obama program, refuse to confirm political appointees to the Department of homeland Security, and hold oversight hearings. Meanwhile, states could require that businesses continue not to employ illegal immigrants, even those with an Obama work permit. The permits have no authorization in federal law, and so cannot preempt state regulations. This option may gather support if the Supreme Court upholds Arizona’s immigration law, which seeks to enforce federal immigration law where the Obama administration would not. And if Mitt romney wins in November, he could reverse the Obama policy on his first day in office simply by ordering the Department of homeland Security to enforce the federal immigration laws properly. It is right to feel compassion for the blameless children of illegal immigrants, but we should not show it by setting aside the Constitution that has served our nation so well. The president is refusing to en force a federal law simply because he disagrees with a policy choice by Congress. It is an abuse of power incompatible with the vision of the Constitution’s Framers, and one that even the most stalwart defenders of an energetic executive should not support. Leaker-inChief Voters should hold the administration accountable for its dangerous disclosures BY ANDREW C. McCARTHY T is about as much reason to investigate the Obama administration’s leaks of classified information to the New York Times as there is to investigate who won the last Super Bowl. This is not a whodunit calling for meticulous gumshoe work. We can just read the newspaper’s fawning accounts of Obama at war instead. By now we’re familiar with the legendmaking tales: of the peerlessly erudite commander-in-chief thumbing through Aquinas and Augustine with one hand while flipping through his “kill list” (enemy combatants he designates for death) with the other; of a Barack Obama who had the courage to continue the cyber-war sabotage of Iran’s nuclear program, an effort begun by George W. Bush (whose administration had the good sense to keep it secret). What is note worthy is that, when it comes to disclosing sources, the Times reporters can’t help themselves. They name names: current administration insiders such as nationalsecurity adviser Thomas Donilon, and Obama intimates such as former White house chief of staff William Daley, who has transitioned seamlessly to the Obama reelection effort. even when the Times withholds names, we are treated to firsthand accounts of critical meetings in which the president and a handful of top intelligence officials deliberate over the most sensitive matters of national de fense. The Times’s disclosures about the “Stux net” computer worm deployed against Iran were drawn from reporter David Sanger’s new work of hagiography, Confront and Conceal: Obama’s Secret Wars and Surprising Use of American Power. In it, Sanger acknowledges that he followed “the practice of the Times in reporting on national security” by approaching “senior government officials” regarding “the potential risks of publication of sensitive information.” here Based on that routine consultation, he “withheld a limited number of details.” Translation: The administration asked the Times not to publish some information but gave the green light on the trove that was published. Indeed, Sanger thanks the administration’s press team for “setting up interviews with all levels of the White house staff” and brags that “almost every senior member of the president’s national security team” sat for interviews, “some more than once.” The leaked information got out because Obama wanted it out—perhaps because, in a time of crushing long-term unemployment and staggering debt, he is unable to campaign on his economic and legislative record. having hewed to the very Bush/Cheney counterterrorism tactics he decried as a candidate in 2008, Obama can stand as Slayer of Osama and all-around anti-terrorist tough guy. Instead, the leaks have tarnished the president. And that, at bottom, is the point. The relevance of the leak scandal is not the potential of criminal liability for officials who exposed national-defense secrets. The scandal is about political accountability. 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At the dawn of the administration, the president and his attorney general, Eric Holder, authorized the release of classified memoranda outlining the CIA’s Bush-era “enhancedinterrogation program.” Obama could simply have ended the program (or, more precisely, reaffirmed its end, since the harsh tactics, rarely used in any event, had been on ice for years). But Obama needed to satisfy his anti-Bush base, to whom a “reckoning” on “torture” had been promised during the campaign. Nonpartisan intelligence professionals strenuously ob jected that such revelations could only strengthen America’s enemies, who train for what they are likely to encounter in the event of capture. The White House turned a deaf ear. The administration was similarly rash when it came to the killing of bin Laden and the seizure from his compound of an intelligence trove: It publicized these occurrences before much of that information could be exploited against our enemies, by cooperating extensively in the publication of Obama’s Wars, another flattering account of the president’s prowess, this time by Washington Post reporter Bob Woodward. In sum, throughout Obama’s tenure, intelligence has been placed in the service of politics; security consequences have been secondary. This pattern has outraged leading Senate Republicans, as well as the occasional Democrat, such as Senator Dianne Feinstein (D., Calif.). A drumbeat has thus begun for the appointment of an independent counsel to probe the latest, brazen administration leaks of defense secrets. But this would be foolish, for a number of reasons. Several years back, Congress wisely bade good riddance to the sunsetting independent-counsel law. The institution of “independent counsel” (or “special prosecutor”) is an unconstitutional monstrosity. Put aside the horror of a lawyer with boundless resources and subpoena power whose only task is to make a case, any case, against a suspect: something that has damaged the capacity to govern of every administration from Reagan to Bush 43. More fundamentally, as Su preme Court Justice Antonin Scalia explained 24 years ago in his brilliantly prescient dissent from the high court’s 18 | w w w. n a t i o n a l r e v i e w. c o m upholding of the independent-counsel statute (in Morrison v. Olson), special prosecutors violate the separation-ofpowers doctrine. The Constitution endows the president with all executive power. The police power any federal prosecutor exercises is thus the president’s, not his own; that power cannot be taken away from the president and vested in an independent actor. Consequently, if a prosecutor is independent, he is legally illegitimate. Yet if the prosecutor is dependent on the president’s indulgence, he is too politically compromised to conduct an investigation with integrity. So it is that congressional Republicans have scoffed at Holder’s assignment of the leak investigation to two U.S. attorneys and a team of lawyers from the Justice Department’s national-security division. These investigators report to Holder and, ultimately, Obama. One of the U.S. attorneys selected to conduct the investigation is a longtime Obama donor who helped the 2008 campaign vet potential running mates. In theory, it is conceivable that an administration could draft into service a lawyer of such rectitude that he would proceed objectively despite conflicts of interest and while reporting directly to the attorney general. It is beyond laughable, though, to imagine such a scenario in this, the most politicized Justice Department in American history. Even if the constitutional and political objections to a special prosecutor were not insuperable, there is yet another legal hurdle: the president’s plenary authority over classified information. The intelligence community and its work product belong to the executive branch. The president has the power to approve the declassification of any intelligence he chooses to disseminate, for any reason or no reason. This is why it matters who is president. If, as patently appears to be the case, Obama authorized his underlings to discuss national-defense secrets with the press, and if the administration officials who did so reasonably understood themselves to be acting with the approval of their chain of command, there would be no prosecutable case. The criminal law does not concern itself with how irresponsible a government official is. For a prosecutor, the only question is whether there has been a knowing, willful violation of statutes proscribing the unauthorized disclosure of classified information. So while the Times stories lionize him for bringing his keen lawyer’s mind to counterterrorism policy, Obama can bring his lawyer’s mind to press conferences, cynically taking umbrage at the mere suggestion that his administration could possibly have leaked secret intel while knowing very well that his reckless disclosures are not legally actionable. Finally, there is a practical problem: A criminal investigation is a gold-plated invitation for relevant witnesses to decline to cooperate with Congress in examining and exposing the administration’s heedlessness. Once prosecutors start spouting about the requirements of grand-jury secrecy and potential witnesses rebuff congressional inquiries “on the advice of counsel” owing to the ongoing Justice Department probe, the issue goes dark—certainly until months after the election. That is exactly what the administration wants, and it would be a terrible outcome. To be sure, public dread about the economy will dominate the campaign. National security, however, is the president’s principal obligation. Indeed, it is the main rationale for the federal government’s existence. The shameful exposure of defense secrets puts the lie to Obama’s posturing as a stalwart commander-in-chief. It not only endangers the lives of intelligence sources and informants who have taken grave risks in our behalf; it exposes intelligence methodology, putting enemies on notice of their vulnerabilities. Just as alarmingly, the inability to keep secrets enrages allies on the cooperation of whose intelligence services we de pend. Without the information they provide, the government cannot as effectively protect American lives; and they will not provide it if they think talking to the U.S. administration is no different from talking to the New York Times. National-security leaking should be a salient issue in the 2012 election. It will not be if Congress sloughs off its oversight responsibilities and consigns the matter to the black hole of a pointless criminal investigation. In the unlikely event that there have been provable violations of law, the five-year statute of limitations leaves plenty of time for a Romney Justice Department to indict criminals down the road. For now, the only thing that matters is political accountability. 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Not Available in Hawaii and Alaska 80407 • Low Threshold Step All rights reserved. © 2012 firstSTREET®, Inc. For Boomers and Beyond® 3col_QXP-1127940387.qxp 6/19/2012 10:17 PM Page 20 The BushObama Years Why Mitt Romney should run against our 43rd president BY JONAH GOLDBERG f you agree with the approach I just described, if you want to give the policies of the last decade another try, then you should vote for Mr. Romney,” declared President Obama in his June 14 economic address in Cleveland. “We can’t afford to jeopardize our future by repeating the mistakes of the past,” he added. “Not now, not when there’s so much at stake.” Obama hammered in his point: Mitt Romney is George W. Bush, and a vote for Romney is a vote for a return to Bush. And Bush was bad, very, very bad. This wasn’t exactly a daring new line of reasoning from President Obama. If you’ve missed it, I hope your coma or solitary confinement was otherwise pleasant. from the start of his presidency, Obama has had a tendency to blame his predecessor for most of his and, more important, our problems. Blaming Bush is Obama’s sweet spot, his comfort zone, and his obsession all at once. It is where he goes whenever he is confronted about his own shortcomings. When his audiences consent to let him be clear, Obama is clear about this: Bush is the problem. And it’s not just Obama himself. The president’s entire entourage of advisers reflexively blame Bush for all of their woes. Obama did everything right—all credible economists agree! Team Obama’s only mistake was underestimating how much damage Bush did. Intriguingly, the White House tends to make this argument most forcefully precisely where it is most stupid: on the issue of spending. White House press secretary Jay Carney recently did it at his daily press briefing. Bill Clinton had mischievously bragged about how he was the last president to preside over a budget sur plus. Asked about this, Carney offered a familiar liberal history lesson: Clinton bequeathed Bush surpluses, and Bush squandered them. “Eight years later, when President Obama took office, handed the Oval ‘I 20 | w w w. n a t i o n a l r e v i e w. c o m Office by his predecessor, a Republican president, we had the largest deficits in history up to that time,” Carney continued. “Now, something happened in those eight years, and it was not fiscal responsibility. And that is unfortunate. We had a situation in eight years where record surpluses were turned into record deficits.” Even leaving out all the objections about circumstances beyond Bush’s control (September 11, for instance, and the Democrats’ capturing Congress in 2006), this makes no sense. The implication is that because Bush left Obama with record deficits, Obama is free to smash the records and blame it on Bush. But just because what Obama and his surrogates do with the facts is ludicrous doesn’t mean the facts are wrong. And the simple truth is that Bush—or, to be more generous, the GOP under Bush—did spend an enormous amount of money in the 2000s. Under Bush, the federal government spent more than 3 percent of GDP on anti-poverty programs for the first time. Education spending rose 58 percent faster than inflation. Medicare Part D—the largest expansion of entitlements since the Great Society (until Obamacare)—was a top Bush priority. Bush signed Sarbanes-Oxley, created a whole new cabinet agency (the Department of Homeland Security), and was the originator of the bailouts, TARP, and the first stimulus program. And there’s simply no reason Mitt Romney shouldn’t say so. He is running as the “grown-up” intent on restoring order and fiscal sanity to Washington and growth to the economy. He should make his indictment of Washington’s profligacy bipartisan. After all, if he becomes president, his job won’t be just to stop Obama’s overspending, but to stop Washington’s. Making the case that Bush and the GOP were part of the problem gives that effort—and Romney—credibility. He doesn’t have to be rude about it. There are defenses—some good, some not so good—of what Bush did. But it’s important to appreciate the nature of the moment we’re in on the right. The Tea Party began in no small part as a delayed Bush backlash. Many conservatives were deeply frustrated with Bush’s presidency but felt compelled to defend him given the asininity of his most vocal critics, particularly during a war. And then, to compound the problem, they were asked to vote for John McCain. Those frustrations were exacerbated in the twilight of Bush’s presidency as he responded to the financial crisis with even more seeming apostasies (some of which may in fact have been necessary). Newt Gingrich noticed this very early in the Obama presidency. Here he is at the Conservative Political Action Conference in 2009: “The great irony of where we are today is that we have a Bush-Obama bigspending program that was bipartisan in its nature. Last year, the Bush-Obama plan had a $180 billion stimulus package in the spring—which failed. It came back with a $345 billion housing package in the summer—which failed. It then had a $700 billion Wall Street spending package in October—which failed. It had a $4 trillion federal Reserve guarantee—which failed. The Bush-Obama plan was continued. We didn’t get real change.” Gingrich was wrong in one important respect. We did get real change—for the worse. President Obama likes to say that Romney is Bush “on steroids.” But from a conservative fiscal perspective, it’s Obama who is Bush on steroids. Obama got a huge surge in one-time spending in 2009 to deal with the financial crisis and then turned it into the “new normal” in budgetary terms. Between the end of World War II and Obama, federal spending had never exceeded 23.5 percent of GDP. The average for the Bush years was 19.6 percent. In 2009, thanks to measures begun by Bush and expanded by Obama, spending broke 25 percent, and it has stayed above 23.5 percent for Obama’s entire presidency. In the last four years we’ve added $6.3 trillion in federal debt, with $5 trillion of it fully on Obama’s watch. In 2008, debt held by the public was 40.5 percent of GDP. It’s now 74.2 percent and growing. Remember, Bush appointed Ben Bernanke, and Obama reappointed him. Hank Paulson and Timothy Geithner were J U LY 9 , 2 0 1 2 3col_QXP-1127940387.qxp 6/19/2012 10:17 PM Page 21 Bush-administration officials whose policies were carried forward and expanded by Obama. Of course, there are important differences between Bush and Obama, and between their records and philosophies. But Mitt Romney is under no obligation to bring them up if they do not bolster his effort to defeat President Obama. Aside from the fact that it’s true, the beauty of this argument is that it rips away Obama’s main political identity. Obama still poses as an outsider in Washington, stymied by entrenched interests and the Bush legacy. It’s a bizarre posture for a president who got pretty much his entire agenda enacted before the end of his second year in office. By arguing that Obama is Bush on steroids, Romney would peg Obama as part of the problem with Washington. Independents, who still dislike Bush but are increasingly weary of Obama, would be heartened to have their cognitive dissonance resolved. The key is to make Bush’s spending, not his tax cuts, the salient issue. Thanks to a complaisant media, Obama and the Democrats have been successful in casting the Bush tax cuts as the sum total of Bush’s domestic and economic policy (and they don’t even give him credit for the cuts that go to the middle class, which Obama wants to keep—more continuity!). Right now, Obama has Romney the rich guy defending tax cuts for rich guys. Wouldn’t it be better to have Obama the big spender defending big spending? A bipartisan indictment of Washington would bring about just that. There’s little reason to expect a Republican backlash to this tactic. By stressing continuity while pointing out how much worse Obama has made things, Romney would avoid needlessly antagonizing Republicans who still have warm feelings for Bush. And he need not spare the congressional GOP, which was in many respects the greater scoundrel. This critique is perfectly consonant with what you hear on conservative talk radio every day, and with the themes of the Tea Party. Indeed, Romney is behind the curve. The current Republican congressional leadership got this message years ago. “I believe we did not just lose our majority, we lost our way,” Representative Mike Pence famously said. Boehner, Cantor, Ryan, and the rest of the leadership have made similar statements. Why shouldn’t Romney? Reformed Swinger Pennsylvania is a Democratic state, but Romney could win it BY KEVIN D. WILLIAMSON n Philadelphia, a very grand old gentleman is taking friends to lunch at the Union League. “This club is going to hell,” he says, his eyes darting around the dining room. “They let Democrats join now. Can you imagine? And I hear they even let”—here he casts sidelong conspiratorial glances around the table—“I hear they even let Jews in.” This last bit is delivered in a pro-grade stage whisper that leaves nearby businessmen squirming. He doses his snapper soup with sherry, a twinkle of gleeful malice in his eye. It’s his little joke: As everybody in the room knows, the grand old gentleman is himself Jewish, in precisely the style that William F. Buckley Jr. was Irish-American, which is to say about a half a degree below Ralph Lauren on the WASPiness scale. He has performed this ritual before, and presumably it is his way of letting the Establish ment of which he is a pillar know that things forgiven are not necessarily things forgotten. The Union League may be the citadel of Philadelphia Republicans, but their heartland is in the suburbs and their spine is the Main Line, the vestigial accretion of enmansioned old money congealed west of the city along the tracks of the old Pennsylvania Railroad. These are at best Chamber of Commerce Republicans, and their conservatism is for the most part a conservatism of manners. If you thought country-club Republicans were fair-weather friends, the cricket-club Re publicans are bound to disappoint you. As they have, over and over. Every four years, there is a little act of political theater that unfolds like this: Pundits proclaim that the presidential election might very well be decided in Penn sylvania, and that Pennsylvania will be decided in the four suburban counties ringing Philadelphia: Bucks, Montgom ery, Delaware, and Chester. Pennsyl vania’s status as a perennial swing state is proclaimed. And then Pennsylvania votes for the Democrat. There are millions of I Americans today who are voting and legally imbibing alcoholic beverages who had not been born the last time Pennsylvania gave its Electoral College votes to a man with an “R.” next to his name. Pennsylvania can put a Club for Growth man in the Senate and a pro-life Republican in the governor’s mansion, but can’t quite see its way to endorsing a Bob Dole, a George W. Bush, or a John McCain for the White House. Main Line Republicans may be the last of the unreconstructed pre-Gingrich GOP. “Republican voters in the Philadelphia suburbs are more liberal on guns, gays, and abortion than Democrats are in the rest of the state,” says Terry Madonna, the highly regarded scholar of politics at Franklin and Marshall College. “Obama’s moves on gay rights, his talking about contraception—that’s popular.” But this is not going to be a guns-gays-abortion election. In the gloaming of the economy, the sunshine promises of Barack Obama are dim memories, even within sight of the polo field in Bryn Mawr and the mansions of Villanova (average family income $366,904). Along Lancaster Avenue, the main business thoroughfare through the suburban townships of Lower Merion and Radnor, vacant storefronts document the unfulfilled promise of Pennsylvania’s anemic recovery. Even with the employment and investment boom associated with the Marcellus Shale, employment in Pennsylvania is growing at half the national average, and the national average stinks. And that is Mitt Romney’s opening here, if he has one. “We’ve elected some of the most liberal Democrats,” Madonna says. “Ed Rendell was very liberal socially and spent out of his mind—$4 billion in community development on top of everything else. But in 1990 we reelected Bob Casey Sr. by 1 million votes, in spite of the voters’ knowing about him being not only pro-life but wildly pro-life. We’re capable of electing liberals and conservatives of all kinds. Tom Corbett is pro-life, and he won by nine points. It all depends on what’s happening in any particular election.” Or on what’s not happening: strong economic growth. “Young people coming out of college— the opportunities just plain aren’t there,” says Robert Godshall, a 50-year veteran of Pennsylvania politics who represents upper Montgomery County in the state legislature. “Our overall unemployment 21 3col_QXP-1127940387.qxp 6/19/2012 10:18 PM Page 22 has dropped, and it’s less than the national average, but that’s only because of the Marcellus Shale. If that weren’t in play at this point, we’d be up there, maybe higher than the national average.” His advice to Romney: Keep hitting energy. “The EPA is not friendly,” he says, “and people in the industry know that. This is going to be tougher for Obama than people think—it isn’t automatic.” Tom Smith, a coal-mine operator from the western part of the state who is challenging Bob Casey Jr. for his Senate seat, has made federal energy regulation the centerpiece of his campaign. But it’s still an uphill fight for Romney. When Pennsylvania went for John F. Kennedy in the presidential election of 1960, the Main Line went for Richard Nixon two to one. Montgomery County, once heralded by President Nixon as the nation’s model Republican operation, today has more registered Democrats than Republicans, as does neighboring Bucks County. Chester and Delaware counties remain Republican, but are less robustly so than in the past, and in the suburbs as a whole there is less strong party identification and more independent voting behavior. “It used to be the case that all you needed was an ‘R.’ in back of your name,” Godshall says. “It was automatic.” In Delaware County, legend had it that if you weren’t registered as a Republican your trash wouldn’t be picked up. That’s the kind of clout that transcends local politics. “Philadelphia used to come out with a 250,000 Democratic majority in the presidential elections, but we could wipe that out in the suburbs,” Godshall recalls. “Today, it’s a little different.” Barack Obama’s advantage over McCain in Philadelphia in 2008 was nearly 500,000 votes, and the suburbs don’t hang together politically any longer. Governor Corbett lost Montgomery and Delaware counties but won Bucks and Chester. Senator Toomey split the counties and came out of the suburbs with a 22,000-vote deficit that he made up in the Lehigh Valley and elsewhere. President Obama won those four counties by more than 200,000 votes in 2008 and is not taking them for granted this time around: He has opened field offices left and right and already has aired two television ads. Romney says he’s “all in” in Pennsylvania, but it is not clear by “all in” he means what President Obama means by “all in.” 22 | w w w. n a t i o n a l r e v i e w. c o m “In 2008 we were the second-mostadvertised-to and third-most-visited state,” Madonna says. “And Romney’s coming through on this little bus, while his campaign has not spent a nickel on a commercial. The Obama campaign is spending, to say nothing of the PACs. Romney has to explain what he will do different from Obama and be more specific about what he’ll do. You can go a long way on just criticizing an incumbent during a recession. But, unlike Reagan, who had a fullscale conservative platform, Romney’s a blank slate.” Reagan also had a more conservative electorate when he Godzilla’d his way through Pennsylvania in 1980 and 1984. In subsequent years, the Philadelphia Left grew more militant and more effective, which, along with a city wage tax and a crime problem, drove a great many urban liberals out into the suburbs—where they promptly began voting for the same politicians and policies that rendered much of Philadelphia unlivable in the first place. That along with a dose of blueblood disdain for George W. Bush transformed the suburbs: Lower Merion, in which Democrats had never controlled the local government, swung all the way over, and Republicans now occupy a mere four of the 14 seats on the board of commissioners. They have lost control of the school board, too. The nearby town of Narberth elected the first Democratic mayor in its history. To no one’s great surprise, Lower Merion school taxes doubled following the Republicans’ collapse—in a township in which nearly half of the children attend private schools. Today the township of 57,000 has nearly a half-billion dollars in municipal debt including its residents’ share of county obligations. Republicans had a good year in 2010 in the Philadelphia suburbs, in part because of national tea-party momentum but also because it was the first election in which it became excruciatingly obvious even to wealthy suburbanites that they were paying for more local government than they could afford. Like 2010, 2012 is going to be an election about what we can afford. Economic stagnation is the headline issue, and the related question of burdensome government debt and incontinent government spending is much on Americans’ minds. That may not be enough to deliver Pennsylvania to Mitt Romney, but it ought to be enough to get him in the fight. Rodney King Remembered Three myths about the beating that changed the world BY LOU CANNON FTER Rodney King drowned in his backyard swimming pool in the quiet suburban city of Rialto, Calif., he was memorialized as a victim of police brutality. Every television viewer who saw the March 3, 1991, videotaped beating of King by LAPD officers has a visual memory of the incident—and memories, also, of Los Angeles burning a year later after the officers were acquitted by a jury in suburban Simi Valley. Few know what really happened. In reporting King’s death at the age of 47, the New York Times called him a “symbol of the nation’s continuing racial tensions.” The Los Angeles Times, which in the wake of the beating called King an “African-American motorist,” with hindsight described him as a “drunk, unemployed construction worker on parole [who] careened into the city’s consciousness in a white Hyundai.” The Reverend Al Sharpton said King was “a symbol of civil rights [who] represented the antipolice-brutality and anti-racial-profiling movement of our time.” All of these views have something to recommend them. But all of them also ignore—or actually perpetuate—the many myths associated with the beating of King. The overriding myth is that the officers made no attempt to take King into custody peacefully and beat him with their heavy batons for no reason except that they were white and King was black. 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When the chase ended, an obviously intoxicated King mocked Officer Melanie Singer and ig nored her order to exit his car and put his hands behind his back. Singer advanced on King with pistol drawn—a practice that the LAPD prohibits because of the danger that the weapon could be knocked out of the officer’s hand. LAPD sergeant Stacey Koon waved Singer off and instructed two other LAPD officers to jump on King and handcuff him. King threw them off his back. Koon then fired two electronic darts from his stun gun at King. Each dart delivers 50,000 volts of electricity and immobilizes most people. King fell to the ground which King appeared to be attacking an officer. Unfortunately, Holliday’s footage of King’s charge was blurry. Myth No. 2 about the King beating was that it was shown repeatedly on television. In fact, only part of it was shown, and this part omitted the blurred footage. Holliday, who was not at all political, called a police station to tell them about his tape. The desk officer brushed him off. Holliday took the tape to KTLA, his favorite local station, which accepted it but was in no hurry to air it. The station manager showed it to the LAPD to determine that it was not a hoax. A producer then edited out the blurry footage and aired the remainder of the tape the next day in a news program. An 81-second ROBERT SULLIVAN/AFP/GETTY/NEWSCOM Rodney King in 1992 after being hit but clambered to his feet immediately and advanced on one of the officers. His behavior convinced Koon that he probably had been using the drug PCP, though he had not been. Most of what the world knows about the King beating occurred after these events. George Holliday, the manager of a small plumbing company, had been asleep in an apartment across the street from where the officers were trying to arrest King. He was awakened by the noise of sirens and a police helicopter. Holliday was the proud owner of a brand new Sony camcorder. He went to his balcony, saw the police cars across the street, and began videotaping. But he was still learning to use the camcorder, which he steadied just as King, back on his feet, ran toward Officer Laurence Powell, who swung wildly with his baton and struck King in the face. It was the first of 55 baton blows, but the only one before 24 | w w w. n a t i o n a l r e v i e w. c o m videotape, the only record of an arrest that had taken more than nine minutes, had become a 68-second videotape. The announcer did not pass judgment on the officers but also did not mention that the tape was partial. I’m convinced from interviews I conducted that KTLA, which was not hostile to the LAPD, made the edits for technical reasons. The producer abhorred blurry footage—so much, said one technician, that he would probably have resisted showing the first moon landing. KTLA shared the edited tape with other stations. Most of these stations, and their networks, used the tape without even knowing of the cuts. Myth No. 3 is that the officers were acquitted in police-friendly Simi Valley because of the composition of the jury, which contained no black Americans. The jury was conservative, to be sure, but my interviews with the jurors suggest that something else was at work. That something was the unedited videotape, which jurors were seeing for the first time. Prosecutors often present evidence that could be damaging to their case before the defense can, so they can put their own spin on it. At Simi Valley, prosecutors showed the unedited videotape in their opening statement and bluntly admitted to the jurors that King had set off the beating by charging an officer. I watched the jurors as they saw the unedited tape. They were aghast. Three jurors told me after the trial that they had suspected there was more to the videotape than they had seen on television. This isn’t to say there were no problems with holding the trial in Simi Valley, a popular bedroom community for police officers. Legal experts generally agree that the trial should not have been held there. The defense attorneys were pleasantly surprised when an appeals court, defying precedents, granted the change of venue they had sought. The chief judge of this court told me ruefully after the riots that she had feared the trial and its media coverage might fan political passions in Los Angeles, where Mayor Tom Bradley and police chief Daryl Gates were engaged in a feud while the city simmered. Stanley Weisberg, the trial-court judge to whom the case had been assigned, complied with the appellate ruling by deciding to hold the trial in Ventura County, which had a new courthouse in Simi Valley within easy driving distance of his home. Though the appeals court had specifically ordered that the trial be moved outside of the L.A. media market, residents of Simi Valley watch the same television news and read the same newspapers as residents of Los Angeles. Weisberg did take one action that could have helped the police contain the rioting. He gave the contending attorneys and the LAPD a two-hour warning once the jury had reached its decision before allowing the verdicts to be announced in court. But the LAPD wasted these two hours. The underlying reason for their inaction was that Los Angeles authorities, beginning with Gates and Bradley, were certain that all or some of the four officers would be convicted. With the police unprepared, the worst elements in South Los Angeles took over, burning and looting to an extent unimagined during the 1965 Watts riots. Swaths of the city were set on fire, with the damJ U LY 9 , 2 0 1 2 3col_QXP-1127940387.qxp 6/19/2012 10:18 PM Page 25 age amounting to more than a billion dollars. worse, 55 people lost their lives and another 2,000 were injured. at the height of the riots, which began on april 29, 1992, and lasted a week, rodney King made a tearful appearance in which he pleaded: “Can we all get along?” The National Guard was deployed in force. President George H. w. Bush, trying to calm the mobs, pledged “justice” in Los angeles. His promise led to a second trial of the officers, on charges of having violated King’s civil rights. Koon and Powell were convicted and sent to prison, and the other two officers were again acquitted. Looking back on these events, many commentators have criticized the Simi Valley jury and praised the federal jury in Los angeles. In truth, the context of both trials was disturbing. during the second trial, Southern California feared there would be another riot if the officers were again acquitted. This fear seeped into the jury room. The foreman of this sequestered jury would look out on the city from his hotel room. once he quipped to a fellow juror that at least the city wasn’t burning yet. after the federal trial, a third trial was held, this a civil affair that awarded rodney King $3.8 million in damages while absolving the individual officers of responsibility for his injuries. King was wealthy for the rest of his short life, but he was not a happy man. He was repeatedly arrested, usually for drunk driving but also for domestic violence. Twice he was sent briefly to rehabilitation facilities for parole violations, but he was not charged with crimes. No one in Los angeles had the stomach for another rodney King case. I interviewed King and found him likeable and sympathetic. That’s the way he usually was when he was sober. It was another story when he was under the influence of drugs or alcohol, as he was much of his life. King was a human being who had a poor start and did not deal well with his demons. He seemed on the brink of happiness last year, when he became engaged to Cynthia Kelley, the forewoman of the civil jury that awarded him damages. Kelley was skillful in bringing a jury together but an admittedly poor swimmer. when she found King at the bottom of his pool at 5 a.M., she did not dive in but instead called 911. By the time the medics arrived, King was dead. Stepping In It Does technology make a post-bulls**t world possible—or desirable? BY DANIEL FOSTER T oward the end of this piece, I am going to make a dry but mercifully brief argument for a corollary of technological neutralism I arrogantly (and probably unjustifiably) dub “Foster’s Corollary.” Viz., contra the optimists who think the Information revolution is ushering in a new era of truth and transparency, notably in politics, there is no new mode of information dissemination that isn’t also a mode of information dissimulation. But before I do that, a few fun bits of trivia: did you know that the only majorleague catcher ever to have a 30/30 season—30 home runs and 30 stolen bases—was Iván “Pudge” rodríguez, who did it in the early aughts as a detroit Tiger? did you know that Marilyn Monroe, perennial paragon of american pulchritude, tipped the scales at about a buck fifty and wore a size-16 dress? did you know that, during development, Lockheed test-mounted a 20mm cannon on the Sr-71 Blackbird but had to scrap the idea after the Mach 3+ spy plane caught up to and was struck by its own rounds? Bet you didn’t know any of those things. and neither, as it turns out, did I, because none of them is true. More precisely, each of them is bulls**t: Pudge rodríguez is the only catcher ever to have a 20/20 season, and he did it in his 1999 MVP campaign while still a Texas ranger. Marilyn Monroe weighed anywhere from 118 to 140 pounds, and at her buxomest would have probably worn a size 10, had not nearly all of her clothes been custommade. (a pause, here, of appreciation: Per the records of Marilyn’s dressmaker, she stood five-foot-five-and-a-half, and measured a Platonic 36-22-36, the kind of figure you could set your hourglass by.) The tall tale of the overtaken bullets is told not of the (unarmed) Blackbird, but of its experimental predecessor, the YF-12, which was developed as an interceptor. and because of various truths of physics having to do with parabolas, friction, and gravity, it is highly unlikely to have ever happened at all. I was called out on my bulls**t, respectively, by a guy in my fantasy-baseball league, a girl at a party worrying over an extra pound, and a friend with whom I was marveling over the unrivaled badassery of the american war machine. of course, none of these inquisitors embarrassed me unaided. To a one, each expressed an initial dubiousness about the proposition I’d just put forth and turned to his or her hip pocket for adjudication in the form of the dread “smartphone.” Sixty years after computer scientists and futurists started writing about “cybernetics” and the possibility of “intelligence amplification” by wedding human minds to information technology, here we were, my every anecdote questioned by a species of skeptical Borg fact-checking me with their iPhones. when it comes to making friends at a cocktail party, the ability to remember (or misremember) trivia like this is as valuable as wearing a Purple Heart on your lapel. at least it used to be until al Gore invented the Internet and Steve Jobs shrunk it to the size of a pack of cigarettes and issued it to every man, woman, and child on the face of the Earth. Now the most casual of conversations stands in danger of derailment by any amateur sleuth with opposable thumbs. (and I don’t think I’m the only victim here: The top auto-complete for a Google search that begins “what size . . .” is “. . . was Marilyn Monroe.”) But does the fact that my anecdotes turned out to be bulls**t mean I was lying when I relayed them? Hardly. I wouldn’t have put any of those statements into a sworn affidavit, but I wasn’t cutting them from whole cloth, either. and in any event, my intention was never to mislead. It was merely to demonstrate that I was an interesting person with something to add to the conversation. This is the essence of the bulls**tter, and what separates him from the liar. The liar, like the truth-teller, is concerned with what is the case: Specifically, he is concerned with conveying its opposite. But the bulls**tter doesn’t care about the truth one way or the other. His intention isn’t to make you believe something about the world, it’s to make you believe something about him—that he is charming or trust25 3col_QXP-1127940387.qxp 6/19/2012 10:18 PM Page 26 SUNSET BOULEVARD/CORBIS Wore a size 16? Nope. worthy, worthy or wise—and his method is not deception but rather the stitching of a rich tapestry of guesstimation, rumor, embellishment, urban legend, and halfremembered factoids. That bulls**t is intentional (that a statement qualifies as bulls**t not just by virtue of its content but also by virtue of the state of mind of its utterer), and that it falls short of full-blown lying, are features first identified by the Princeton philosopher Harry Frankfurt in a 1986 essay entitled, simply enough, “On Bullshit.” Frankfurt also captured that which makes bulls**t distinct from proffered synonyms such as “balderdash,” “claptrap,” “hokum,” “drivel,” “imposture,” and “quackery.” “Balderdash” suggests incoherence, “claptrap” and “hokum” the dust of ancient superstitions. “Drivel” implies triviality, and “imposture” and “quackery” are hallmarks of the confidence man. Ordinary bulls**t is both more innocuous than all that and far more pervasive. By way of example, Frankfurt serves up the concept of the bull session: a group— usually male, usually sequestered—en gaged in noncommittal talk, often about sensitive subjects such as politics, religion, and sex. Think lager-toting dads of in determinate politics gathered around a charcoal grill to diagnose the country’s problems. The point of thus “shooting the bull” is not, on Frankfurt’s analysis, to offer sincere avowals or considered beliefs, but to test-drive various thoughts and attitudes without committing to them, to feel out social boundaries and identify potential commonalities and differences, and above all to make conversation. 26 | w w w. n a t i o n a l r e v i e w. c o m Bulls**t at its best is creative, engaging, a means of enlivening and, as it were, fertilizing human interaction—as harmless as telling a joke in the first person. And in everything from small talk and first-date banter to diplomacy and the parenting of a young child, we see the manifold ways in which bulls**t can soften a reality with a lot of sharp edges. In all these respects the reign of bulls**t has been a happy one, and its rude interruption by the know-italls with the 4G connections is a mixed bag at best. But while our “intelligence amplification” may be firming up the rule of brute facts—the sorts of things you can look up in indexes and almanacs—at cocktail parties, there remains another, more pernicious species of bulls**t, which proves even more resistant to technological mitigation. You won’t be surprised to hear that we find it in public affairs, and especially under the heading of “identity politics.” Exhibit A is Elizabeth Warren, who has been able to withstand a barrage of documentary evidence casting doubt on her claim to be part American Indian by anchoring that claim not in genealogical fact but in family lore—in other words, by answering the charge that her Cherokee identification is probably false with the tacit admission that it is definitely bulls**t. Exhibit B is President Obama, who did us the favor of admitting up front that his 1995 autobiography is, at least in part, bulls**t, but who has managed to escape focused interrogation on this point eight years into his public life and threeplus years into his tenure as leader of the free world. That identity politics is as festooned with bulls**t as a cow pasture in the full ardor of spring wouldn’t be so bad if identity politics weren’t also a powerful currency. I’m not referring just to the material benefits, in the form of professional distinction and book sales, respectively, that the successful marketing of Warren’s and Obama’s self-conceptions has accrued. Rather I have in mind things like the classic bulls**t move of calling a piece of legislation primarily about tort law the “Paycheck Fairness Act” and implying that it would somehow make it more illegal than it currently is for employers to discriminate against women in the workplace. Or the tortured bulls**ttery of what was billed as the president’s “reversal” on gay marriage. (Any statement that begins with “At a certain point, I’ve just concluded that for me personally it is important for me to go ahead and affirm that I think . . .” probably isn’t oriented toward truth.) Politics as a whole is lousy with bulls**t, but what makes these avowals of identity politics the merde de la merde is that they are so blatantly intended to affect an audience’s beliefs not about the world but about the speaker—to demonstrate that the speaker is worldly or subaltern, that he cares deeply about women or gays, etc.—which, you will recall, is the primary motive of the bulls**tter. At the same time, there is nothing especially notable about these examples save their recentness. And though I write this, as it were, from right to left, there are undoubtedly countless examples of similar phenomena among conservatives. Everybody poops. None of this is going to be sorted out with an iPhone, or a Wikipedia entry, or the gimmicky “Truth-o-Meter” of some fact-checking website. That’s because there is no new mode of information dissemination that isn’t also a mode of information dissimulation. There is nothing, in the relevant aspects, about the Internet that makes it any different from Gutenberg’s printing press, which was after all every bit as useful to propagandists as it was to truth-seekers. Technology is bulls**tneutral. Lo, so many paragraphs ago I tentatively dubbed this thesis “Foster’s Corollary,” a name I’ll continue to use until some nerd with a BlackBerry points to an earlier elucidation of the same concept. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’m going to go edit the Wikipedia entry on Iván Rodríguez. J U LY 9 , 2 0 1 2 base_milliken-mar 22.qxd 6/19/2012 2:45 PM Page 1 You deserve a factual look at . . . ! Arab Christianity, for centuries a dominant force in Middle East culture, religion and politics, now faces extinction in nearly every country in the region. Discrimination and persecution by Muslim governments, as well as murderous attacks by Islamic extremists, are driving Christians from their homelands by the millions. In fact, the only country in the Middle East in which Christians are safe—and where their numbers are growing—is Israel. Muslims, Iraqi Christians live in deathly fear and must pray in private. They now account for 40% of Iraq’s refugees. The Middle East now has the fewest number of Christians and Syria. While Syria’s one million Christians enjoyed some the smallest share of the population that is Christian of any major stability under the Assad regimes, civil unrest has now caused the geographic region. A review of the deadly treatment faced by country’s Christians to fear for their lives. Indeed, some 100 Christians in nearly every Middle East nation reveals the reasons Christians have been killed and many kidnapped since the unrest why: began. Islamic militants have begun the ethnic cleansing of Egypt. Coptic Christians have lived in Egypt since 451 C.E. and Christians in the Syrian city of Homs, and at least 90% of now number 5-8 million. But for decades they have suffered Christians living there—as many as church burnings and murder at the 50,000 people—have been driven from hands of radical Muslims who want Murderous attacks by Islamic their homes, according to the Dutch aid Egypt free of religious minorities. Under President Mubarak the military extremists are driving Christians from group, Church in Need. West Bank and Gaza. Since the protected Christians and jailed their homelands by the millions. Islamic terrorist group Hamas violently extremists, but since Mubarak’s seized Gaza in 2007, half its tiny Christian community has fled. overthrow attacks by Muslim radicals have increased, and the Crucifixes and Christmas decorations are forbidden. Following a military has refused to make arrests. On New Year’s Day 2011, 21 December 2010 exhortation by Hamas officials to murder Christians were slaughtered and 79 were injured; during a protest Christians, Rami Ayyad, the owner of Gaza’s only Christian in Cairo, 27 were killed and 300 injured by Egyptian police. An bookstore was killed and his store torched. In the West Bank, the estimated 100,000 Copts have recently fled the country. Christian population has plummeted as well, decreasing from 15% Iran. Under Iran’s ultra-conservative theocracy, it’s practically of the population in 1950 to less than 2% now—only about 60,000 against the law to be Christian. In recent years, hundreds of souls. Before Israel’s War of Independence in 1948, Ramallah’s evangelical Christians have been arrested for “crimes against the population was 90% Christian and Bethlehem’s was 80%. Today, order,” including Pastor Youcef Nadarkhani, who was condemned Ramallah and Bethlehem are largely Islamic cities. After the to death because he refused to renounce his faith. Likewise, a Palestinian Authority took over Bethlehem in 1995, Palestinian Christian convert who started a “house church” was recently gunmen attacked Christian homes and in 2002 seized and defiled sentenced to two years in prison for “anti-Islamic propaganda.” the Church of the Nativity. Today, Christians make up only a fifth Saudi Arabia. In Wahabist Saudi Arabia, Christian prayer, even in of the city’s population. private, is against the law—as is importing a Bible. Recently Israel. During Jordan’s occupation of Jerusalem, from 1948 to officials strip-searched 29 Christian women and assaulted six 1967, the city’s Christian population shrank by 50% to only Christian men after arresting them for holding a private prayer 12,646. Today, under Israeli rule, that Christian community is meeting. They’ve had no trial and remain imprisoned with no growing, as is Israel’s entire Christian population—up word on their fate. Saudi Arabia’s Grand Mufti, Sheikh Abdul Aziz dramatically since 1948 to 154,000, about 2% of Israel’s total bin Abdullah, recently decreed that it is “necessary to destroy all population. Christians serve in Israel’s legislative Knesset, its the churches of the region,” referring to the entire Arabian foreign ministry and on its Supreme Court. Israeli Arab Christians Peninsula. are on average extremely well educated and relatively affluent. In Iraq. Iraq’s Christian population, which once numbered 1.5 short, Israel is the only place in the Middle East where Christians million, has shrunk to less than 250,000. No wonder: In the wake of feel safe and can flourish. church burnings, kidnappings and the slaughter of Christians by The U.N. Declaration of Human Rights, adopted in 1948, holds that “Everyone has the right to freedom of thought, conscience and religion.” Yet discrimination directed at Christians—as well as murder and ethnic cleansing—have always been a threat in the Arab Muslim world. It’s time our media stop whitewashing “clashes between Muslims and Christians” and start honestly reporting the outright ethnic cleansing of Christian minorities by Muslim radicals. It’s also time U.S. legislators start denying financial aid to Middle East nations that refuse to halt state-sponsored bias and Muslim violence against Christians. This ad has been published and paid for by Facts and Logic About the Middle East P.O. 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S has spoken: That’s what judges, professional associations, and journalists have said about the effects on children of being raised by same-sex couples. It turns out, though, that science spoke with unwarranted cIence certainty. In 2005, the American Psychological Association (APA) issued a statement saying that “the evidence to date suggests that home environments provided by lesbian and gay parents are as likely as those provided by heterosexual parents to support and enable children’s psychosocial growth.” There was “not a single study” to find the children of gay and lesbian parents “to be disadvantaged in any significant respect.” The chief justice of the Iowa supreme court, throwing out the state’s law defining marriage as the union of a man and a woman, relied on the same evidence. He wrote that “sexual orientation and gender have no effect on children raised by same-sex couples, and same-sex couples can raise children as well as opposite-sex couples.” The view that children need a mother and a father is “largely unsupported by reliable scientific studies.” Federal judge Vaughn Walker produced a similar, but even more confident, “finding of fact” in the course of throwing out a california voter initiative codifying the standard definition of marriage: “children raised by gay or lesbian parents are as likely as children raised by heterosexual parents to be healthy, successful and well-adjusted. The research supporting this conclusion is 28 | w w w. n a t i o n a l r e v i e w. c o m accepted beyond serious debate in the field of developmental psychology.” Social Science Research, an academic journal, has now quite effectively demonstrated that the debate is alive and well. Its July 2012 edition includes two papers by sociologists that explode the bien-pensant consensus. The first, by Loren Marks of Louisiana State University, criticizes the body of research purporting to demonstrate that children of same-sex couples do just as well as other children. The second, by Mark Regnerus of the University of Texas, provides new evidence that they do not. Along with these papers the journal has published critical comments and the authors’ responses. Marks zeroes in on the APA’s 2005 statement, finding it to be “not empirically warranted.” The APA cited 59 published studies: an impressive number masking the non-definitiveness of each one. More than three-quarters of the studies, Marks points out, “are based on small, non-representative, convenience samples of fewer than 100 participants.” Twenty-six of the studies used no heterosexual comparison groups. Of the 33 remaining studies, 13 compared same-sex couples with single parents as child-rearers. Few of the studies examined the children’s rates of criminality, drug abuse, or suicide. Almost none of them looked at outcomes for older adolescents or young adults who were raised by samesex couples. Marks notes, finally, that none of the 59 studies had statistical power: That is, they stood a significant chance of failing J U LY 9 , 2 0 1 2 DARREN GYGI BY RAMESH PONNURU 2col_QXP-1127940309.qxp 6/19/2012 10:16 PM Page 29 to find differences between populations even when they existed. Marks’s conclusion: “Not one of the 59 studies referenced . . . compares a large, random, representative sample of lesbian or gay parents and their children with a large, random, representative sample of married parents and their children.” Regnerus’s research, funded by two conservative nonprofits (the Witherspoon Institute and the Bradley Foundation), avoided many of the flaws of these earlier studies. It examined a large, random sample of young American adults. It used intact biological families as a comparison group. And it checked outcomes such as rates of crime, sexually transmitted infections, and drug abuse. The chief limitation of the study—the one that its critics have seized on—is that not many same-sex couples have been raising children continuously. Regnerus therefore grouped together people who reported that they had a parent who had been involved in one or more same-sex relationships. The results were depressing. Young adults who reported that their fathers had had same-sex relationships were more likely than any of the other groups studied to be involved in crime; those who said their mothers had had such relationships were second most likely. Those who had lesbian mothers (defined, again, as mothers who had had same-sex relationships) were almost four times more likely than those raised by still-married biological parents to be on public assistance. They were more likely to receive such assistance even than people who had been raised by single parents. shows that young adults who had parents in same-sex relationships did worse, on average, than other young adults across a range of variables. He does not show, or attempt to show, that they had these worse outcomes because they had gay parents. He suggests, in his response to his academic commenters, that his main finding seems to be the superiority of the intact biological family compared with all tested alternatives. He suggests further that household instability may play the leading causal role in generating divergent outcomes. It may be, that is, that the chief advantage of biological families over those with parents who had been in same-sex relationships was the greater stability of the former. These qualifications did not spare Regnerus a ferocious reaction from liberals. Four gay-rights groups issued a joint press release trashing his study as “a flawed, misleading, and scientifically unsound paper that seeks to disparage lesbian and gay parents.” Evan Wolfson, the head of one of those groups, Freedom to Marry, added, “The 2 million kids being raised by 1 million gay parents in this country are doing great, and would do even better if their parents didn’t have to deal with legal discrimination such as the denial of the freedom to marry, and ongoing attacks such as this kind of pseudo-scientific misinformation and the disinformation agenda that’s funding it.” Liberal journalists had similar reactions. An article by E. J. Graff in The American Prospect denounced the study as “dan- Regnerus suggests that his main finding seems to be the superiority of the intact biological family compared with all tested alternatives. They were, not surprisingly given that result, also the group most likely to be unemployed. They had the lowest educationalattainment level of any of the groups. Young adults with gay fathers were five times as likely as those raised by their biological parents to report having recently had suicidal thoughts; those with lesbian mothers were more than twice as likely. Rates of sexually transmitted infections were much higher for those with gay or lesbian parents. Those with lesbian mothers reported that as children they were touched sexually by adults at a rate more than 11 times as high as the rate among those raised by their biological parents—and a rate almost twice as high as that of the next-highest group, those raised in stepfamilies. They also reported the highest rate of any group for being forced to have sex against their will. Those with gay fathers ranked second. As usual, children raised by their biological parents had the best statistics. The emotional outcomes followed the same pattern. Those with lesbian mothers reported having felt the lowest degree of safety as children; those with gay fathers were the next-lowest. Kids raised by gay or lesbian parents grew up to have the highest rates of de pression of all of the groups. People who had gay fathers reported the lowest levels of satisfaction with their current romantic relationships. People with lesbian mothers reported a rate of infidelity in their current relationships three times higher than that of people raised by still-married biological parents. Regnerus notes that his findings do not establish causality. He gerous” (three times). She wrote that the social conservatism of Regnerus and his funders “tells all you need to know about Regnerus’s motivations,” and concluded that “Slate’s editors should be ashamed” of having let Regnerus summarize the study in an article for it. Molly Redden asked in The New Republic: “Will this embarrassing piece of statistical acrobatics mark the beginning of the end of Mark Regnerus’s credibility with respectable news outlets?” Her answer: “Here’s hoping that more news outlets will decide that his isn’t a voice we need at all.” These hyperbolic reactions are in marked contrast to those of the academic specialists who commented on the Regnerus study. Paul Amato, a professor of sociology at Pennsylvania State University, made it clear where his sympathies lie, writing, “It would be unfortunate if the findings from the Regnerus study were used to undermine the social progress that has been made in recent decades in protecting the rights of gays, lesbians, and their children.” He makes several arguments against the idea that this research undermines the case for same-sex marriage. He does not, however, dismiss the work as pseudoscience, instead calling it “probably the best that we can hope for, at least in the near future.” Cynthia Osborne, a professor of public affairs at the University of Texas, also cautions against basing marriage policy on the Regnerus study, but she nonetheless allows that it “is more scientifically rigorous than most of the other studies in this area.” The Marks and Regnerus papers, she writes, “push forward the field of 29 2col_QXP-1127940309.qxp 6/19/2012 10:16 PM Page 30 family studies.” activists and journalists who favor same-sex marriage may hate the Regnerus study, but academics in the field, regardless of their views on marriage, have been taking it seriously. The research cannot settle the argument over same-sex marriage and does not purport to do so. Consider the argument of william Saletan, a writer for Slate who supports same-sex marriage. He has been an honorable exception among liberal journalists in attempting to learn from the study rather than bury it. He suggests that the poor outcomes associated with parents in samesex relationships are the result of the instability that those of their households in the study tended to exhibit. increasingly positive social attitudes about same-sex parents, and improvements in their legal status, might yield greater stability in the future. The kids being raised today by same-sex parents might thus have better outcomes—and the ones who will be raised tomorrow might have better ones still if governments agree to recognize same-sex marriages. One counterargument to Saletan’s thesis, though, can also find support in the data: Outcomes did not appear to vary based on the “gay-friendliness” of the state in which the children of gay men and lesbians were raised. Other supporters of same-sex marriage might argue thus: Recognition of same-sex marriage will not increase the number of kids being raised by same-sex couples, but it will confer social and legal benefits on those kids. Or: Refusing to recognize samesex marriage is unjust discrimination regardless of the statistics. Osborne notes that we do not outlaw large families just because studies find that they fare worse than smaller ones in some respects. amato concurs, writing that “too much attention” has been given to social science in the litigation over same-sex marriage. Perhaps so. Yet there is no denying that the Regnerus and Marks papers strengthen the case against same-sex marriage. if they are treated with the seriousness they deserve, they especially strengthen the case against judges’ declaring same-sex marriage constitutionally mandatory. Judges cited the studies purporting to show that on average same-sex couples raise children just as well as other parents in order to claim that legislators were not just wrong to distinguish between such couples and marriages but had no rational basis for doing so. Judges have found laws defining marriage as the union of a man and a woman unconstitutional on the theory that they discriminate against same-sex couples for no rational reason. That case just got harder to make, and it will get harder still if other studies replicate Regnerus’s results. The liberal reaction to Regnerus has, for the most part, exhibited a kind of intolerance and closed-mindedness that can only impede the pursuit of knowledge. (The liberal reaction to Marks—silence—has not been much better.) Recall that Evan wolfson, the activist, said that the 2 million children being raised by same-sex couples are doing great. all of them? How does he know? That it might be politically advantageous, emotionally satisfying, or intellectually convenient to suppose something is so does not mean that it is so in reality, or that those who deny that it is so should be shouted down. Liberalism has been growing increasingly committed to the cause of same-sex marriage, and that trend seems certain to continue. it matters a great deal whether it will be committed to it in an increasingly illiberal way. The Regnerus study may end up being even more im portant for the future of intellectual inquiry than for the future of marriage. 30 | w w w. n a t i o n a l r e v i e w. c o m Questions on Taiwan The wonderfulness and anxiety of a little-known country BY JAY NORDLINGER Taipei, Taiwan is one of the most admirable countries in the world, but that does not mean it is a well-known country. Say “Taiwan” to people, and they might well respond, “Thailand?” Taiwanese diplomats in the west hear this all the time. Their country, however, is a model. it left behind dictatorship to become a liberal democracy, with a free economy, flourishing. a Chinese dissident i know says Taiwan is his “favorite place.” if Taiwan can have freedom of expression, freedom of assembly, freedom of worship, an independent judiciary, the rule of law, multiparty elections, rotation in office, human rights—why not China? i have called Taiwan a “country,” but this is a fighting word to some. it is definitely a fighting word to China’s ruling Communists. To them, Taiwan is a Chinese island, a renegade province, to be brought to heel sooner or later, in some manner. Chen-Shen Yen, a Taiwanese political scientist, sometimes appears on Chinese television. when he refers to Taiwan’s leader as “President Ma,” the Chinese censor beeps out the word “President.” This word carries the unfortunate connotation of Taiwanese sovereignty, or nationhood. Most of the people i encounter, here in Taiwan, consider Taiwan a “country” or “nation.” Some are startled that the question is even asked. Some will tell you that “Taiwan” is merely a geographical label—a word denoting an island. “The country is the Republic of China.” Others like the idea of Taiwan, or Taiwanness—and they dream of a Republic of Taiwan, independent of the “People’s Republic.” in her excellent book Why Taiwan Matters, Shelley Rigger, an american professor, reports an interesting story. There is a web game called “ClickClickClick.” You click on a button, and this action registers a click for your country. The country with the most clicks, in a set period, wins. in 2007, this game swept Taiwan—and Taiwan, an island with 23 million people, won. This suggests a certain hunger for nationhood, or international recognition, or something. One of the commonest questions here is, “Do you feel Taiwanese, or Chinese, or both?” Journalists have asked it, and pollsters have asked it, for years. a person’s answer depends on his family background, his own experience, his politics, his emotions—many things. One answer i hear a lot is, “i used to feel both Taiwanese and Chinese, but now i’m feeling more and more Taiwanese.” Polls show that this is a national trend. Two decades ago, about a quarter of people considered themselves Chinese; now that number is maybe 5 percent. Thirty percent considered themselves Taiwanese; T aiwan J U LY 9 , 2 0 1 2 2col_QXP-1127940309.qxp 6/19/2012 10:16 PM Page 31 now that number is around 50. A Taiwanese consciousness is being shaped. What almost everyone shares is resentment at being excluded from international organizations. The word “isolated,” we might reflect, comes from “island.” Taiwan is denied a seat at the U.N., of course. It cannot even get observer status, such as the PLO has. More amazingly, Taiwanese journalists can’t get credentials to cover the U.N. China will not permit it—or, more accurately, the world’s countries permit China not to permit it. Taiwan would like access to the most modest and uncontroversial of bodies, such as the International Civil Aviation Organization. But China and the world say no. Taiwan is allowed to compete in the Olympics under the awkward name “Chinese Taipei.” Taiwanese womanhood is allowed to compete in beauty pageants under the same name. Otherwise . . . not much. As Chong-Pin Lin, another political scientist here, says, China is bent on “the strangulation of our international space.” The PRC wants Taiwan to be a nonentity—a non-person, so to speak—in the world. (By the way, Lin is a protégé of Jeane Kirkpatrick.) Diane Ying, the founder and publisher of CommonWealth magazine, says that Taiwanese businessmen may well have a better acquaintance of the world than do Taiwanese government officials. They have more contacts, more opportunities. They’re apt to look down on government officials, whereas before it was the other way around. I ask many Taiwanese what they would have America do for them. Almost uniformly, they answer, “Help us get into international organizations. Decrease our isolation in the world. Allow us to develop and participate like a normal country.” (The other help they desire: advanced F-16 fighter jets.) Though they may long for international recognition, and something like normality, Taiwanese do not necessarily long for independence. Or rather, they are unwilling to declare independence if it will mean a Chinese attack. “Status quo” is a byword on this island. People are content with the way things are, for the foreseeable future. Better to live in a kind of limbo—“What are we?”—than to risk losing the current freedom. We cannot predict the course of human events. There may come a day when the Taiwanese feel impelled to “assume among the powers of the earth” the “separate and equal station to which the Laws of Nature and of Nature’s God entitle them.” But that day is not at hand. T terms “Left” and “Right” don’t make much sense in Taiwanese politics. But “Blue” and “Green” do. The Blues are the Kuomintang (KMT), now in power, and the Greens are the Democratic Progressive Party (DPP). The former is more unification-minded—certainly more cautious, where China is concerned—and the latter is more independence-minded. Whoever is in power, “the government must walk a tightrope,” as Mab Huang says. (He too is a political scientist, once a student of Leo Strauss and Friedrich Hayek.) The government must keep China at bay, clutch it close, assert Taiwan’s rights, not be too loud about it, satisfy the United States—walk a tightrope while juggling guavas. Since 2008, Taiwan and the PRC have signed 16 agreements with each other. These agreements concern such matters as trade and travel. In previous times, you couldn’t fly directly from Taipei to, say, Shanghai. You had to go in a roundabout way— via Hong Kong, for example. But now you can fly directly, in He about an hour and a half. There is a stream of Chinese tourists to Taiwan. The PRC places restrictions on who can come—not just any citizen of the People’s Republic can up and visit Taiwan— but plenty do (more than a million last year). By many accounts, the favorite activity of Chinese tourists here is TV-watching. They stay in their hotel rooms, glued to the political talk shows. They marvel at the robust, sometimes wild back-and-forth. They see the government criticized, examined, slammed. This is something alien to their experience. Visiting the Taiwanese capital’s great skyscraper, Taipei 101, they see Falun Gong practitioners, protesting the PRC’s persecution of their fellows. This, too, is alien. Obviously, there are benefits to closer, warmer cross-strait relations. Taiwan can exercise its “soft power,” as an official tells me. Chinese can get to know Taiwan, find out about a different way of life. Most important, the risk of war is reduced. But there is a negative side to closer, warmer relations. “Absorption” is another byword, or buzzword. Will the PRC absorb Taiwan? Lin notes that “buying Taiwan is cheaper than attacking it.” Take the case of A-mei, Taiwan’s most popular singer. She sang the national anthem at the 2000 inauguration of President Chen Shui-bian, of the DPP. China banned her for more than a year. Coca-Cola, in the finest tradition of American capitalism, dropped her as a spokesman. Other entertainers in Taiwan got the message, loud and clear. Patriotism is well and good, but who wants to be stuck in Taiwan’s market of 23 million, when there’s China’s market of a billion-plus? A great many are concerned about the compromising of Taiwan’s media. The independent media have been a jewel in Taiwan’s crown, since the lifting of martial law in the late 1980s. But China throws its weight and money around, and both are considerable. Recently, a TV-station owner wanted to expand into China (or so the story goes). He fired one of his talk-show hosts, who was strongly critical of the PRC and in favor of Taiwanese independence. This was a gesture of goodwill to Beijing. There is also the danger of self-censorship. Say you’re a Taiwanese news outlet, eyeing Chinese ad dollars. You think you might pull some punches? One outlet that is not much for punch-pulling is the Apple Daily, in whose lobby sits a bust of Hayek. That lets you know where its sympathies lie. (Beneath the bust is a quotation from the great economist’s Nobel lecture: “The recognition of the insuperable limits to his knowledge ought indeed to teach the student of society a lesson of humility which should guard him against becoming an accomplice in men’s fatal striving to control society.”) The paper’s editor, Wei-Min Ma, confirms something I have already heard: As planes from Taiwan land in China, flight attendants warn passengers to leave their copies of the Apple Daily behind. PRC authorities would not be happy to see them. In any case, Taiwan can set an example, a democratic example, for China. Professor Yen says that the more sophisticated Chinese tell him, “You need to remain outside China for a while, to push us for democratic reform. If you become part of China, like Hong Kong, there will be no incentive for us to reform.” The above-mentioned Taiwanese official, who is involved in crossstrait relations, says, “We can show them three things: that democracy is possible in Chinese culture; that democratization and economic growth can go hand in hand; and that democracy need not mean chaos.” 31 2col_QXP-1127940309.qxp 6/19/2012 10:16 PM Page 32 Taipei 101 TOP PHOTO/CORBIS T hERE was a time, says Yen, when many Taiwanese emigrated, leaving their homeland for the United States, Canada, Australia (all “Anglospheric” countries, interestingly enough). But emigration has greatly slowed. Why? One reason, says Yen, is that there is less fear of a military confrontation with China. People are breathing easier. I can’t help thinking of what some Israelis say: If the Iranians acquire nuclear weapons, they don’t really have to use them to wreck Israel. The psychological effect will be devastating. People will stop coming, and will leave. Yen says that Taiwan is something like Georgia, the ex–Soviet republic: close to its adversary and far from its help. he jokes that Taiwan should trade places with Cuba: It would be cozy to the United States, and thousands of miles from the PRC. Plus, “we have similar weather, we both love baseball.” Taiwanese may fear war less, but the PRC still has 1,500 missiles pointed at them. That concentrates the mind, and hurts the heart. There are Taiwanese who are deeply resentful of those missiles pointed at them, by their “brother Chinese.” The question of the United States and its support of Taiwan is a sensitive and important one here. For decades, the U.S. has followed a policy of “strategic ambiguity”: “Will we or won’t we?” Will the United States come to Taiwan’s defense, in the event of a Chinese attack, or not? Early in his presidency—April 2001—George W. Bush departed from this policy, saying that the U.S. would do “whatever it takes” to defend Taiwan. he later denied that he intended any change. I asked a White house national-security official, “Did the president simply slip, or was he trying to establish an American commitment?” The official gave me an amused look and, citing an old ad slogan, said, “Only his hairdresser knows for sure.” I ask many Taiwanese the terrible question: “If China attacks, do you think the U.S. will defend Taiwan? Will Washington lift a finger?” A few say, hopefully, “I don’t know.” A few say, “It depends”—for example, on whether Taiwan “provoked” the attack by declaring independence. A few say, “I doubt it,” or, “Increasingly unlikely.” Someone says, “You’ll send us arms, but not men.” Most say, flatly and somberly, “No.” One woman says, “Particularly after Iraq and Afghanistan, I don’t think you’ll do anything.” Almost everyone goes on to say that China could gobble Taiwan quickly, presenting the world with a fait accompli. But the Taiwanese official involved in cross-strait relations says, “Don’t forget that Taiwan is of some strategic value to the 32 | w w w. n a t i o n a l r e v i e w. c o m United States. Yes, we share political values, such as democracy, capitalism, and human rights. But Taiwan means something to the U.S. strategically too.” The Apple Daily’s Ma says that Taiwanese have the feeling that their country is just a pawn, a pawn in a grand game of East Asian chess, played by others. But Americans might remember something, he says: “Taiwan is as pro-American a country as there is. We are your friends. Taiwan is a model for China, and if China becomes democratic, that will be a great benefit to the United States. So, for more than one reason: Don’t abandon us.” Charles Krauthammer has said that Israel’s survival depends on two things: the will of the people to live and the support of the United States. Some Taiwanese tell me that their own country’s survival, as a liberal democracy, depends on the support of the United States. The Taiwanese certainly have a will to live: Taipei is one of the most vibrant cities you will ever see. There are important differences between Taiwan and Israel, not least in military standing: Israel is stronger against its (many) enemies than Taiwan is against China. But the similarities are worth pondering. Both countries wish for normality in a world that won’t give it to them. Both countries find themselves isolated in the “world community.” There are American scholars and analysts who say—not so bluntly, of course—“Let’s throw Taiwan to the wolves, because our relationship with the PRC is so much more important. Why should this one little island disrupt relations with a coming superpower? The tail must not wag the dog.” There are many who would be happy, or at least willing, to throw Israel to the wolves too—a tiny country in the vast Middle East, bringing on headache after headache. Taiwan and Israel are small and vulnerable democracies, not able to count on other democracies to back them up. They are potential Czechoslovakias: feedable to the tiger, in the hope that the tiger will get full. These are dark thoughts, but Taiwan is too booming, too boisterous, and too wonderful to allow dark thoughts for long. I will paraphrase that Taiwanese official: The ultimate disposition of Taiwan, or of the ROC–PRC relationship, is some distance into the future. Our children or grandchildren will have to handle the endgame. In the meantime, let us do all we can to achieve harmony across the Strait. Let us keep violence at bay, hang on, and keep going, until such time as the danger passes and we can get on with life. J U LY 9 , 2 0 1 2 2col_QXP-1127940309.qxp 6/19/2012 10:16 PM Page 33 Monstrosity By the Mall Washington, D.C., deserves a better Eisenhower memorial BY CATESBY LEIGH B ack in 2004, the National Gallery of art hosted a schol- arly symposium to explore the wonders of its East Building, which earlier that year the american Institute of architects had honored with a Twenty-Five-Year award, for being a building that had stood the test of time. Or had it? The schematically non-orthogonal geometries of I. M. Pei’s East Building are decidedly unpopular by comparison with the harmonious form and detail of John Russell Pope’s West Build ing, completed in 1941. More to the point, by the time the gallery published the proceedings of the academic powwow in a lavishly illustrated volume, the East Building was experiencing a major structural failure. The marble cladding system Pei designed—the illustrious architect had once proclaimed it “a technological breakthrough for the construction of masonry walls”—was buckling, with two-by-five-foot marble panels tilting out as their anchors came unstuck from the building’s load-bearing concrete frame. Now all 16,200 marble panels are being reinstalled, at a cost of $85 million. Who’s footing the bill? You are, dear reader, in your cherished capacity as a U.S. taxpayer. Predictably, devotees of cutting-edge architecture have preferred to ignore the lessons of Pei’s failure. Some are now singing the praises of Frank Gehry’s even more unpopular design for an oversized, unfocused, and very expensive memorial to Dwight D. Eisenhower, to be erected a stone’s throw from Washington’s Mall. But the Gehry scheme, and the competition process by which he won the commission, are being questioned by a handful of congressmen, including Darrell E. Issa (R., calif.), the powerful chairman of the House committee on Oversight and Reform. One of Ike’s granddaughters, Susan Eisenhower, meanwhile has emerged as the public face of opposition to the design. The “technological breakthrough” in Gehry’s memorial design consists of gargantuan, billboard-like metallic scrims, most likely to be fabricated in a translucent pattern showing photograph-based representations of the rural kansas landscape of Ike’s childhood. Elevated 20 feet above ground level, these scrims will hang from towering cylindrical shafts, 80 feet tall and 11 feet in diameter. The ten shafts will be clad in limestone. at least 80 percent of the four-acre memorial’s extravagant $142 million price tag will be covered by taxpayers. and so, of course, will the cost of the scrims’ maintenance or repair, the need for which will arise from guano smudges and windblown trash and Mr. Leigh is an art and architecture critic based in Washington, D.C. dirt or, quite possibly, more serious problems involving structural deterioration. Not that you should worry about that. Gehry is rigorously testing his scrims’ metallic fabric, whose vertical warp of widely spaced stainless-steel wires is welded to a textured weft of stainless-steel cables—just as Pei tested a mock-up of his brave new wall system. Forget about the Stata center, the “$300 million fixer-upper,” as a Boston Globe columnist dubbed Gehry’s quirky, leaky computer-science building at MIT, where multiple mishaps led to a lawsuit against the starchitect that was settled out of court. Forget about the piles of snow and ice rolling off Gehry’s business-school building at case Western Reserve University in cleveland, or the hundreds of reflective cladding panels that had to be sanded down at his Walt Disney concert Hall in Los angeles to relieve the acute thermal discomfort of people living nearby. Trust him. a long as he’s not being paid with your tax dollars, that is. Frank Gehry is, after all, an experimental architect. His histrionic, quasi-sculptural deconstructivism represents a viral reaction against the postwar epidemic of functionalist boxes littering city and suburb alike, not only in the United States but the world over. It so happens that this epidemic of visual sterility manifested itself most conspicuously, so far as our nation’s capital is concerned, in the vicinity of Gehry’s proposed Ike memorial. We’re talking about a veritable wasteland—ugly federal office buildings, a tangle of freeways, railway tracks running along the rightsof-way of what should be Maryland and Virginia avenues—in Washington’s southwest quadrant, a forlorn district that is mainly the creation of misguided midcentury redevelopment under the banner of “urban renewal.” The wasteland extends right up to the south side of Independence avenue, which is lined with bureaucrat-container-boxes for the Departments of Education, Transportation, Energy, and Health and Human Services, along with the Voice of america’s moderne Wilbur J. cohen Building— a somewhat less depressingly simplistic structure. Before Gehry’s involvement with the project, the congressionally chartered Dwight D. Eisenhower Memorial commission (EMc) decided to consolidate the drab forecourt and rather messy streetscape in front of the Lyndon Baines Johnson Department of Education Building into a bloated, urban-renewal-scale memorial site. Bad idea. The site lies between the Johnson Building to its south and Independence avenue. a portion of Maryland avenue that currently merges with Independence in front of the Johnson Building will be eliminated. The longest of Gehry’s stainlesssteel “tapestries” will filter rather than block views of the relentlessly dull, rectilinear Johnson Building, whose front spans two full blocks across the avenue from the Smithsonian air and Space Museum. The two shorter metal scrims, set perpendicular to the Johnson Building, will define the Eisenhower Memorial precinct. The Maryland avenue right-of-way, which is situated on a diagonal axis with the capitol building, will be planted with grass. Trees will frame northeasterly views of the capitol. a memorial to a great american military commander and statesman such as Ike should be monumental. It should be imposing in its structural and anthropomorphic character, whether it be S 33 2col_QXP-1127940309.qxp 6/19/2012 10:16 PM Page 34 GEHRY PARTNERS, LLP Gehry’s stainless-steel ‘tapestries’ by day and night a sculptural or an architectural creation, or both. A good statue or relief sculpture would convey a sense of the anatomical structure beneath the figure’s clothing instead of settling for a photographic likeness. Whether abstract or figurative, a monument to Ike should have a powerful, magnetic presence. Its effect should be direct, inspirational, and immune to factoidal trivialization masquerading as historical “interpretation.” Gehry, now 83, hasn’t designed a monument. He has designed a stage set decked out with sculptural and landscape elements and a bevy of inscriptions. Against the quasi-photographic backdrop of leafless sycamore trees and farm buildings provided by the scrims, the current design concept includes a statue of Ike as a military cadet—substituted for a statue of Ike as a barefoot farmboy, to mollify the Eisenhower family and other critics— looking out into the memorial space, with its photo-derived sculpture groups of Ike exhorting troops on D-day and, after his two-term presidency, examining a globe. The statuary will be situated amid lithic piles that might or might not be intended to evoke ruins. Gehry’s entire design, in other words, is diffuse, scenographic, and pictorial as opposed to focused, symbolic, and monumental. The architect in fact collaborated with theater artist Robert Wilson on “creating a scene,” as Wilson put it, that would encapsulate the essential Ike. The Kansas-landscape scrims and the farmboy statue resulted from that collaboration, and it is clear they represent the heart and soul of Gehry’s deeply inadequate vision of the memorial. On the other hand, it is the EMC’s fault, not Gehry’s, that the memorial program includes a Web-based “electronic companion memorial” involving a downloadable mobile-device application—an infotainment feature intended to “engage and enthrall” visitors by allowing them “to view historical footage, speeches, and events in the context of the physical 34 | w w w. n a t i o n a l r e v i e w. c o m memorial through augmented reality.” It’s as if the EMC anticipated that the dispiriting “reality” of its new-paradigm, ever-so21st-century presidential memorial would require high-tech “augmentation.” G EHRy, then, has fallen into the obvious trap of designing not a memorial in a park but a bling-laden memorial theme park. To be sure, the site was chosen partly on thematic grounds. The bureaucratic or museological occupants of the adjacent container-boxes were deemed significant because Ike created the Department of Health, Education, and Welfare, the Interstate Highway System, and the Federal Aviation Administration while nurturing the nation’s space program and the Voice of America. But the mere fact that a site can be themed to Ike’s political career doesn’t mean it’s the best place for this memorial. And plopping down a memorial park the size of four football fields next door to the Mall—itself an enormous green space extending from the Capitol to the Lincoln Memorial and connected to a spacious riverfront park system—is an exercise in overkill. That reality leaves two alternatives: A different site should have been chosen, or intelligent redevelopment of the selected site should have been part of the memorial program. In the latter case, a simple Ike memorial would have been the focus of a small public square or piazza whose intimate scale would have provided a welcome contrast to the titanic expanse of the Mall and the low-grade urban fabric south of Independence Avenue. That small square would have been spatially defined by new mixeduse buildings that would have introduced much-needed groundlevel retail—shops, an outdoor café, restaurants—into the Mall’s immediate vicinity. The commemorative and commercial comJ U LY 9 , 2 0 1 2 2col_QXP-1127940309.qxp 6/19/2012 10:16 PM Page 35 ponents of such redevelopment at the site would have played mutually reinforcing roles in attracting people. This approach to the selected site is refreshingly evident in one of the designs submitted in the Ike-memorial counter-competition sponsored last year by the National Civic Art Society and the Institute of Classical Architecture and Art. (I am a co-founder of the NCAS and retired from its board of directors in 2008.) The architect, Francisco Ruiz, came up with an overly complicated sculptural and architectural program for the memorial, including a freestanding classical column and a pair of temple-pavilions connected by an arcade. But he grasped the essence of the site problem: the need for new space-shaping buildings, including mixed-use structures, which he situated along the Maryland Avenue axis. Ruiz’s urbanistic concept, incompatible with the EMC’s neo-urban-renewal memorial program, could easily be reconciled with a simpler monumental design, perhaps a fountain surrounding a portrait statue of Ike atop a high pedestal adorned with allegorical reliefs symbolizing his roles as president, general, and citizen (he served as president of Columbia University in the last capacity). Such a design was in fact submitted in the NCAS-ICAA counter-competition by architect Milton Grenfell and architect and sculptor Brian Kramer. The official memorial competition is another sticking point, as there are doubts that Gehry emerged victorious from a level playing field. First of all, EMC chairman Rocco Siciliano—a decorated World War II vet, Eisenhower-administration official, and retired business executive—is a Gehry fan who was a member of the Los Angeles Philharmonic building committee that oversaw the Disney Concert Hall project. Siciliano started dropping Gehry’s name at the very first EMC meeting, back in 2001, and informed the commission of the architect’s interest in the memorial project long before the competition. The competition process the commission established has fostered suspicion that the objective was to maximize Gehry’s chances of winning. The competition was administered under the Design Excellence Program of the General Services Administration (GSA), a program that is supposed to line up talented, experienced architects for federal building projects. Announcement of the competition was therefore restricted to the Federal Business Opportunities website. Notices also appeared on the websites of the EMC, GSA, and the main professional associations for architects and landscape architects. In addition, GSA sent letters to 30 architectural or landscape-architectural offices to notify them of the competition. At this first stage, the competition involved not the submission of memorial designs but rather the submission of portfolios of previous work. A paltry total of 44 submissions resulted. These were reduced to a short list of seven design teams, which were invited to submit non-binding visions of the form an Ike memorial might take. Then four finalists were asked to further refine those visions. It should be noted that David Eisenhower, one of Ike’s four grandchildren, vouched for the integrity of the competition process after Gehry came out on top in March 2009. (Eisenhower resigned from the memorial commission last December.) Still, at best, the commission and GSA found an extremely unsatisfactory way to run what should have been an open competition involving maximum publicity as well as the submission of memorial designs in the first stage—and by artists as well as architects. Had the winning entry been submitted by an inexperienced artist or architect, the EMC could have paired him or her with veteran professionals capable of ensuring sound execution of the chosen design. The Eisenhower family is now united in opposition to Gehry’s design, and specifically to the metal scrims. Representative Issa is waiting for GSA to turn over documents pertaining to the memorial competition, and this has delayed review of the Gehry scheme by the National Capital Planning Commission—one of two key review boards, along with the Commission of Fine Arts—until the fall. Fine Arts has already fallen for Gehry’s memorial concept like a ton of bricks, and left to its own devices, NCPC will probably approve it as well. Siciliano and other EMC members—including vice chairman Senator Daniel K. Inouye (D., Hawaii), who was awarded the Medal of Honor for valor in World War II—are sounding the “Greatest Generation” theme in favor of the memorial’s speedy realization before that generation is entirely gone. But the Greatest Generation already has plenty of World War II memorials—abroad as well as in the United States, on the Mall and, of course, at Arlington National Cemetery, the biggest war memorial of all. I T’S possible, if not likely, that disaster will be averted. Several Republican congressmen, along with Northern Virginia Democrat Jim Moran, have come out against the design or even called for a new competition. No opposition has emerged in the Senate, at least partly because both Kansas senators serve on the EMC and have stood by Gehry. In the executive branch, Interior Secretary Ken Salazar—who controls the National Park Service, which will own and operate the Ike memorial—has come out in favor of taking the time “to get it right.” Salazar could wind up brokering a compromise between the EMC and the Eisenhowers whereby Gehry’s scrims are scrapped—or at least significantly downsized. If his scrims go, that would mark the bitter end of the architect’s original concept, leaving a residual pastiche of stone, statuary, and inscriptions. Such a compromise might be politically appealing because Congress has already appropriated over $60 million for the memorial, of which the EMC has spent a significant portion. The temptation to pour good money after bad could prove well-nigh irresistible, but so could the political pressure not to. Here’s hoping Congress will just say no. To get the memorial right, there should be a new competition with a commonsense program. The goal should be to secure a simple, sustainable, dignified design for the memorial as a means of enhancing the vitality and value, both cultural and economic, of its site—whether that turns out to be the space in front of the Johnson Building or not. The Ike-memorial program, in other words, should be conceived in holistic terms, in the spirit of the L’Enfant Plan (1791) for Washington, which so lucidly embraces the synergies between the practical and the symbolic realms involved in building great cities. Unlike the EMC-sponsored charade, the new competition should allow classical as well as modernist designers a fair shot at winning, with design professionals from both camps constituting a minority on a jury consisting mainly of laymen. Of course, there is no guaranteeing that a great memorial would result from such a process. But it is a good deal more likely that a decent memorial, at least, would. In this instance, that would be cause for celebration. 35 longview--ready_QXP-1127940387.qxp 6/19/2012 10:23 PM Page 36 The Long View Bethesda Mental Health Clinic Doctor’s Notes moments. Just close your eyes and imagine that you’re wrong, that we’re on the wrong track, that what you’ve done isn’t working.” Patient’s eyes remain open. He is frozen in place. Suggestive of cognitive brain lock. Patient immovable for rest of session. Secret Service detail carries him to presidential limo. 6/12 Had first session with new patient. Always difficult to start a new series of treatments, this time slightly more difficult due to the presence of Secret Service personnel in session room. Very hard to get patient to focus on his current delusional self-image and do the hard work of seeing himself as real and human and flawed when he’s surrounded and protected by armed guards. When asked to wait outside, the Secret Service detail complied, which allowed patient and doctor precious moments to connect. When queried as to the key issues that the patient feels need attention, he just shrugged. It’s all going well, no problems, all good, etc. Patient is clearly delusional. Potential for malignant narcissism. Uphill climb. Medication not indicated as per 25th Amendment to the Constitution according to clinic’s in-house attorney. 6/19 Patient arrives in golf attire, which seems oddly cavalier. In an attempt to jumpstart transference, doctor asks about the round—patient proudly shows his card—and then doctor mentions, in passing, that doctor’s net worth has declined 65 percent since patient took office. Meant to rattle his cage a bit, did the opposite. Patient launches into a highly detailed rebuttal, suggesting that doctor’s net worth has actually increased in the past four years “if you look at it right.” Doctor remains unconvinced, and asks patient to engage in a thought experiment. “What if you’re wrong?” doctor asks. “Just go with me here for a few 36 | w w w. n a t i o n a l r e v i e w. c o m 6/22 Patient arrives unscheduled. He has just seen a series of poll results suggesting a dismal outcome in November. Patient is slightly unnerved by this “new” information. Doctor painstakingly reviews the events of the past three years using the Internet. As he and patient review the information, patient becomes increasingly agitated. “Where did all this come from?” patient demands. Patient is dumbfounded to discover high unemployment, sluggish economic growth, discontented voters. Patient clicks through the Web in increasing rage. Directed, at first, at Patient J. Biden (see “BIDEN, J”: presents with Tourette’s; medication crucial for functioning af fect) and then at all others, including (and especially) doctor. This is of course normal. Patients often identify the doctor as the source of the problem. Blame-shifting is in fact a positive sign—it suggests that the delusional bubble is being burst; patient understands that there is, in fact, a problem. Once the delusional and psychotic cognition is removed, patient’s natural malignant narcissism will reemerge. Probably next week. 6/25 Patient arrives early for scheduled session, accompanied by members of the press. Joe Klein (also a patient) serves as unofficial spokesman for the group, which includes several New York Times reporters, assorted bloggers, and the editorial staff of The New Republic. BY ROB LONG Patient refuses to engage, merely directing all questions and conversational gambits to his “entourage.” Patient entirely confrontational. Refuses to engage doctor on any level. In fact, patient insists on sitting on several cushions to maintain his higher eyelevel position vis-à-vis doctor. Entourage gathers around patient’s feet, staring adoringly. In an attempt to break down patient’s reinforced narcissism, doctor begins asking about the economy and unemployment. Doctor is rebuffed by the journalists, who demand to inspect the doctor’s credentials. Further, they insinuate that the doctor is somehow “in the pay” of “Big Pharma” and “agitating” against what they accuse doctor of calling “Obamacare.” When doctor reminds them that he already works for the government, in a sense—Bethesda Clinic is a Navy-run organization— they scoff and suggest that it’s racism. Doctor is on the one hand pleased— patient came to him delusional and out of touch, and is now returned to his static psychosis of malignant and reinforced narcissism. On the other hand, patient is no closer to facing reality than he was before, and repeated suggestions for medication and/or more invasive therapies are totally ignored. 6/30 Patient arrives on time and looking good. Patient speaks in affable and pleasant tones, and convinces doctor that patient is, in fact, quite healthy both mentally and physically. Further, patient lays out a compelling vision for the future of America, as well as a thoughtful and sobering analysis of the problems that the patient inherited from his predecessors. Doctor please help me recommends that patient please help me he’s watching me write this cease all treatment he’s watching me write this and making me say these things because he’s so amazingly healthy and well-balanced please help me. Patient ceases all treatment. J U LY 9 , 2 0 1 2 lileks_QXP-1127940387.qxp 6/19/2012 10:22 PM Page 37 Athwart BY JAMES LILEKS Uncle Sam Meets Aunt Jemima He Voyager spacecraft has reached the edge of the solar system, and is now poised to become an undocumented resident of the galaxy beyond. Impressive! It contains a record that has a small speech by Jimmy Carter. depressing. It’s like imagining aliens discovering a ruined earth in the distant future and finding a can of Billy Beer as the sole evidence of civilization. Horrible to think that it might crash on a primitive planet, and centuries from now we find a civilization that worships a toothy deity in a sweater and imagines the devil as a killer rabbit. That’s if anyone finds it: The spacecraft will reach the nearest star in 40,000 years, or roughly half the length of President Obama’s recent Ohio speech about the economy, and even then they may not be able to read it, unless someone can dig out an old turntable. It is a remarkable accomplishment, and demonstrates that gummint is awesome so let’s have a lot more, okay? That was the message from the president’s Ohio peroration, in which he cited the Hoover dam and the moon shot as things We did together via the nimble digits of federal authority. A stern rebuke to all those tea-party types who quiver in a constant state of agitation over the prospect of a useful hydroelectric project. So, we’re going to Mars, Mr. President? No. We need to focus on the things we need to do today, like expanding syrup awareness. Let’s back up. Hoover dam? Hah! Just try to build one today. environmentalists—who hate any dam not constructed by a buck-toothed aquatic mammal—would discover that the project would have a disparate impact on the breeding habits of the red-speckled amoeba, without which the entire biosphere would collapse so quickly Jon Corzine would issue a low whistle of admiration. We might be able to return to the moon, but this whole “one step for mankind” business is ableist and sexist. It would have to be an inclusive voyage, with elizabeth Warren riding down a wheelchair ramp to the moon’s surface. The Interstate Highway System was an example of We doing something big, but highways encourage the suburbs, which are bad because constant exposure to lawn-mower exhaust turns people into Republicans, and because freeways encourage gasoline consumption, which leads directly to polar bears drowning and the Atlantic Ocean lapping at 42nd Street. (Any day now.) The only big things left to construct, in Obama’s view, are invisible bureaucratic apparatuses that control your life. That’s pretty cool, but they make for bad photo ops. The laws and regulations of the Good Things for everybody Act of 2014 may barely fit on a 2-terabyte hard drive, but it’s a lousy backdrop for a speech. Some of these big things contain a multitudinous array of wonders. Let us consider the Agriculture Reform, Food, and T Mr. Lileks blogs at www.lileks.com. Jobs Act of 2012, which does not reform agriculture, grow any food, or create any jobs. Hence the name. Be assured it contains impenetrable passages, probably along the lines of this: The floor price of a soy bean, soy-related, or soy-adjacent substance as defined by the Agriculture Nomenclature Clari fication Act of 1934 (as amended by the Obfuscation Protocols of 1974 and 1984) shall be no less than 90 percent of the baseline established by the optimal price as averaged between A.d. 1112 and 2011, unless the peak per-bushel market rate advanced on a weekly basis by less than 12 percent per shoobity floobity doobity (see also, Cosby amendments), etc. Translation: Here’s a check. But what about pancake topping? you ask. does the bill address rich, delicious fluids that enhance our pancake experience? Rest easy. The Hill reports that Chuck Schumer has added an amendment that specifically addresses the gaping, shrieking hole in the nation’s syrup-awareness problems: “The amendment allows the secretary of Agriculture to introduce grants to states and tribal areas in an effort to promote maple syrup production through education and research, natural resource sustainability within the maple syrup industry, market production and efforts to expand maple sugaring activities.” Thank heavens there’s education and research, so we don’t fall behind China, which plans to put a maple tree on the moon in 2017. Popcorn gets a handout, too: The Market Access Program, a $200 million Ag department subsidy, gives $250,000 to the Popcorn Board, which raises awareness about popcorn, possibly to locate the one person in America who is unaware of popcorn, and thinks Orville Redenbacher was a World War I flying ace. It’s possible that the government may tie this into some anti-bullying initiative that promotes popcorn awareness while addressing self-image problems of gay adolescents, and fund some videos under the theme “It Gets Butter.” You could oppose it, if you’re a homophobe who hates farmers. So that’s us, then? Once a nation that flung objects into deep space, now a broke and bloated society that dribbles dollars around to tell people popcorn is nutritious and delicious? It’s easy to say we don’t do anything big anymore, but who’s this we, really? Take away the declinists and defeatists and the anti-exceptionalist transnationalists who regard the country as a big hunk of dumb wood in need of some whittlin’ down, and you’re left with the people who do things like put a tiny computer in everyone’s pocket that not only phones for pizza and takes high-def movies but downloads the most recent photos from our craft on Mars. That changed the way we live. That is a big thing. We have a car on Mars, you know. That’s rather American. And if it finds a giant lake of syrup, we’ll send humans! If only to prop up the price. 37 books7-9_QXP-1127940387.qxp 6/19/2012 8:19 PM Page 38 Books, Arts & Manners The 51st Star J AY N O R D L I N G E R Political Woman: The Big Little Life of Jeane Kirkpatrick, by Peter Collier (Encounter, 368 pp., $25.99) W illiam F. Buckley Jr. said of Jeane kirkpatrick, “She ought to be woven into the flag as the 51st star.” When i was introduced to kirkpatrick, i quoted this remark. She said, “That was the nicest thing anybody has ever said about me.” i said, “it’s the nicest thing anyone has ever said about anybody.” She was u.S. ambassador to the united Nations during President reagan’s first term. But she was much more than that: She stood for a point of view. This view was anti-communist, pro-american, proWest. She was the kind of Democrat who was mortified by american weakness abroad and american weakness at home. She was an intellectual, an academic, with a taste for political combat. and she was unafraid. William Safire wrote that she had “the courage of ronald reagan’s convictions.” Once, i interviewed lincoln DiazBalart, the cuban-american politician, about his journey, intellectual and political. He was one of those Democrats who crossed over into the republican party. He said, “Jeane kirkpatrick was my soulmate.” many of us could say something similar. She now has a biography, Political Woman, by Peter collier. it is a superb one (from a writer who has proven himself as 38 | w w w. n a t i o n a l r e v i e w. c o m a biographer many times over). kirkpatrick made halting attempts to write an autobiography. She is better off with this book by collier. apparently, she was reluctant to write in a personal vein. collier has given us the woman in full. His is an admiring biography, but he lets her have it, when she deserves it. Jeane Duane Jordan was born in 1926 in Duncan, Okla. Duncan is where erle P. Halliburton started his oil company. in the first decade of the 21st century, his name would be a hate-word of the left. Jeane’s father worked in the oil industry. Journalists, writing about her, often referred to her dad as a “wildcatter.” collier reports that she objected to this, indignantly: Her dad had been a driller—a contract worker, not a speculator. Get it right. The family moved to illinois when she was twelve. But she would always consider herself a westerner. and she saw reagan, an illinoisan who settled in california, as a fellow westerner. She was something of a queer one, Jeane Jordan. To buy her first book, she saved up her allowance: The book was a thesaurus. in high school, a boy asked her to go to the movies. She said, “No, i’m going to stay home tonight and read The Federalist Papers.” Her family was strongly Democratic, and she would be the same, for as long as she could. Her father joked—if it was a joke—that she could bring home any boy she wanted, as long as he wasn’t a republican. after high school, she went to Stephens college in missouri, and then to Barnard in New york. Her field of choice was political science. She may have been a Democrat, but, even then, she was a different kind of Democrat: She knew that Hiss was a liar. During the 1948 campaign, she attended a Wallace for Presi dent rally, at which Pete Seeger played the banjo. (He’s still at it—i saw him at an event last month.) She did not like what she saw and heard at the rally. She voted for Truman. Forty years later, she wrote, “i am retrospectively proud of myself for having resisted, at 21, the temptation of radical politics.” She learned about the Holocaust, and would be forevermore a staunch friend of the Jews. She learned about totalitarianism in general. She spent the rest of her life wondering about two questions. as she put it, they were, “How could people do this?” and “How could other people let them?” Smitten by France, she went to that country, where she was an eyewitness to the great struggle between Sartre and his supporters and camus and his. Sartre was by far the more popular, of course, but she was definitely with camus. For one thing, she liked “his elevation of the human dimension over the political one; his focus on the impact of ideas and the personal consequences of ideologies.” along the way, she met the man who would become her husband, evron kirkpatrick, called “kirk.” He was a political scientist and Democratic activist. collier calls him “the Pygmalion who would intellectually sculpt” Jeane Jordan. He was married when they met—to a woman named evelyn, who had just had a baby. He had been married before, too, to a woman named Doris, with whom he had also had children. But he had “outgrown” Doris, collier writes, and his marriage to evelyn was “disintegrating.” So . . . in this book, Doris and evelyn play the role that discarded spouses are supposed to play: They are hustled off the stage so that the show can go on, with the stars in place. No one will ever write a book about Doris or evelyn. Jeane had trouble acknowledging her husband’s first marriages, as people do. after having three sons, Jeane took her Ph.D. from columbia. This was in 1968—a terrible year for the country and world, from the kirkpatrick point of view. in 1967, The New York Review of Books had printed its infamous cover, showing how to make a molotov cocktail. kirkpatrick wrote the editors, “Please do not ever send me another issue of your revolting rag.” She was alarmed by mcGovernism. She thought that america’s abandonment of South Vietnam was “the most shameful display of irresponsibility and inhumanity in our history.” She thought carterism a disaster. She was ready for reagan. richard V. allen, reagan’s first nationalsecurity adviser, told collier, “Jeane and margaret Thatcher were the only two women who made Nancy nervous. The president had an intellectual spark with J U LY 9 , 2 0 1 2 books7-9_QXP-1127940387.qxp 6/19/2012 8:19 PM Page 39 both of them.” He was happy to send Kirkpatrick to the U.N. She was still a Democrat, but he had been one too, until he was over 50. Kirkpatrick’s tenure at the U.N. was electrifying—even some who despised her had to concede this. Collier brings it all back to life. The Soviets, those tricksters, forged a letter from the South African intelligence chief to Kirkpatrick, expressing “gratitude.” They did this kind of thing: When Sakharov won the Nobel Peace Prize in 1975, they forged a telegram of congratulations from Pinochet. In a saner world, Kirkpatrick would have been lionized by feminists: She had risen from the oil patch to the commanding heights of U.S. foreign policy. But her views were wrong (“wrong”). She told Collier, “Gloria Steinem called me a female impersonator. Can you believe that? Naomi Wolf said I was ‘a woman without a uterus’—I who have three kids while she, when she made this comment, had none.” I am reminded of a bumper sticker that appeared during the 2008 Ronald Reagan had given her . . . and seemed to want to put it around her neck.” She died in 2006, on a significant date: December 7. For several years, starting in about 1998, I called her every chance I got, on any pretext: to solicit her opinion, to ask her to write for NATIoNAl REvIEW, which she did. (Being uncertain of her byline, I asked, “Are you Jeane Kirkpatrick or Jeane J. Kirkpatrick?” “Ouf,” she said, “I suppose I can do without the ‘J.’ at this point.”) She had a wonderful voice: sometimes haughty and didactic, sometimes purring, even sexy. People such as the Saturday Night Live gang mocked her looks as mannish and severe. They could be. But she could be very attractive, and she knew it, I think. In writing this biography, Peter Collier has written an intellectual history and a political history of America in the second half of the 20th century. But it’s a biography too, worthy of the life. If you loved Kirkpatrick, you will fall in love all over again. You will hear her and see her Kirkpatrick’s tenure at the U.N. was electrifying—even some who despised her had to concede this. presidential campaign, alluding to Sarah Palin: “She’s not a woman, she’s a Republican.” Would you like a statement that is pure Kirkpatrick, nothing but? She told an interviewer, sometime in the ’80s, “Having and raising babies is more interesting than giving speeches at the United Nations. Believe me.” So much time did the Reagan people spend fighting one another, it’s a wonder they had time for the Cold War. Even tually, Kirkpatrick was shoved out of the administration. But she remained a big deal, from coast to coast. She finally be came a Republican, in 1985. It was a wrenching experience for her, as it is for some. “I would rather be a liberal.” Her fans wanted her to run for president in 1988, and she flirted with the idea, but ultimately stood aside. Her last 15 years are somewhat painful to read about, for Kirkpatrick wrestled with family problems, health problems, other problems. Collier paints a striking picture of her on her deathbed: “She sometimes held the Medal of Freedom that (with her “repertory of tics,” in Collier’s phrase). If you didn’t love her, you may gain new respect for her. And if she is unknown to you—what a treat you have in store! Two or three years ago, I gave a talk in which I cited Kirkpatrick. Afterward, a mother and daughter came up to me. “My daughter knows Jeane Kirkpatrick’s grandson,” said the mother. The daughter said that someone—I forget who it was, I hope not a teacher—had told the grandson, “Jeane Kirkpatrick was a terrorist.” That was appalling, of course. But, honestly, I was just slightly pleased: After all this time, she can still get under their skin. Kirkpatrick said that, in the 1960s and ’70s, America did something like try to commit suicide. But “the suicide attempt failed.” She was one of those who thwarted it. Years ago, she had some advice for a friend of mine, who was just starting out in the work world: “Try to make your employment relate to the life of your times.” Kirkpatrick herself did, and she made a wonderful dent. IMPORTANT NOTICE to all National Review subscribers! We are moving our subscription-fulfillment office from Mount Morris, Ill. to Palm Coast, Fla. continue Please to be vigilant: There are fraudulent agencies soliciting your National Review ! subscription renewal without our authorization. Please reply only to National Review renewal notices or bills—make sure the return address is Palm Coast, Fla. for Ignore all requests renewal that are not directly payable to National Review. If you receive any mail or telephone offer that makes you suspicious contact circulation@nationalreview.com. circulation@nationalreview.com. Your cooperation is greatly appreciated. 39 books7-9_QXP-1127940387.qxp 6/19/2012 8:19 PM Page 40 BOOKS, ARTS & MANNERS America’s Iliad TRACY LEE SIMMONS Fateful Lightning: A New History of the Civil War and Reconstruction, by Allen C. Guelzo (Oxford, 592 pp., $19.95) E generation christens its own favored Civil War book, almost by clockwork. Twenty-five years ago, James McPherson brought forth his richly awarded and eminently readable Battle Cry of Freedom, just as—some 25 years earlier—the Bruce Catton volumes were scaling the bestseller lists, and just as—a couple of decades before that—Ste phen vincent Benét’s epic poem John Brown’s Body treated the years between 1859 and 1865 with sweep and lyricism for a more literary readership. All three labors garnered a Pulitzer Prize. When it comes to the Civil War, we Americans have chosen not to skimp; we take it in bracing drafts. People who can scarcely muster the attention required to read a meaty magazine article happily commit to long, elaborate, detail-drunken tomes on the struggle that has made us who we are today, from the grandeur of the Thirteenth Amendment to Gone with the Wind to tacky (and misshapen) Confederate-battle-flag car plates. The thirst never gets slaked. We pine for the perfect history of a war that refuses to loosen its hold on our imaginations and, here and there after all these years, loyalties. Still, we cannot have too many Civil War books because we cannot have too many appraisals and vERY Mr. Simmons is the author of Climbing Parnassus. He is currently writing a book on Thomas Jefferson. 40 | w w w. n a t i o n a l r e v i e w. c o m reappraisals. And the Civil War industry ensures that they keep coming. Only a few weeks ago, we learned of a new estimate of the accidentally or deliberately underplayed number of those killed, raised from the 600,000 figure we all grew up with to 720,000. Now, as if on cue, a new book appears. Allen C. Guelzo, professor of history at Gettysburg College and author of other nutritious works on the period, joins the heady roster of scholars and literary men who have set out to recount meticulously and pronounce upon magisterially the greatest, most sustained catastrophe in the annals of the United States. Like its worthy predecessors, Fateful Lightning can claim a compact completeness (no small feat), but unlike them, it can also claim the benefit of an ever-burgeoning pool of the latest information, which is another reason we hit a reset button every few years—there’s always more to account for: new facts to digest, new interpretations to vet. Yet this book is comprehensively economi- ments, hardware, provisions, disease mortality, civilian opinion, and the aftershocks of Reconstruction, and offers a newly minted evaluation of ways we ought to think about the cataclysm? Guelzo’s ambitions are imperial. While avid to tell the entire story of the war as a war, blood and gore and gunpowder and dust and dysentery and all, he has opted mostly for the second, broader course, and he has, against the odds, produced a book smoothly accessible to any curious adult who lacks a deeper knowledge of the time. He employs a long runway into the story, springboarding poignantly, as others have done, from the chilly day of Lincoln’s second inaugural. But his excursion immediately takes us back much farther, to the fallible age of the Founders, and moves forward to the days when the seeds of sectional dissent were sown and a bitter crop grew as the decades progressed toward Fort Sumter. Here he shows himself a deft Allen C. Guelzo has, against the odds, produced a book smoothly accessible to any curious adult who lacks a deeper knowledge of the time. cal, as exactingly accurate as scholarship allows, and, befitting its subject, sober. Any historian out to pen a full account of the Civil War must decide what kind of book to write. Should it be a grand catalogue of colossal battles and the brave, saucy characters that flooded the ranks on both sides, with all the drama ready-made for spirited retelling for the sake of a predominantly self-captivated audience? (Shelby Foote’s capacious three-volume narrative history—a fine literary achievement if ever there was one, which took four times as long to write as it took the war to be waged—is of this type, and the approach requires no defense. It’s Homer’s.) Or should the book be an academic disquisition on larger sig nificance and historical meaning, on the multiple causes and effects of the war, political and otherwise, one that methodically factors in up-to-date findings on things like troop move- reader of crafty politicking, exploring with precision the flawed strategy of the Missouri Compromise of 1820 and the failure of Henry Clay with the Great one of 1850, showing how the balances all seemed doomed to go out of kilter as soon as they were created. Slavery, both as an inherited engine of economic power and as a powder keg, is dealt with as it ought to be—directly, evidentially, unsentimentally, uncomfortably. Eventually, the principals take the stage—Lincoln, Lee, McClellan, Sherman, Joe Johnston, Stonewall Jackson, Ulysses S. Grant. Personalities prance and strut. The war itself, with all its battles, bivouacs, night marches, and terror, gets played out with the necessary detail, though Guelzo the historian is concerned with context and truth before theater, with how the wins and losses on the field fit into the larger puzzle of the conflict, altering for example the revolving shades of sympathy and antipathy of J U LY 9 , 2 0 1 2 STEYN CLASSICS July 9 2012 issue_all books 1 page april 2004.qxd 6/19/2012 7:55 PM Page 1 STEYN CLASSICS O R D E R Y O U R C O P I E S O F M A R K S T E Y N ’ S AFTER AMERICA: GET READY FOR ARMAGEDDON This new bestseller picks up where America Alone left off, warning how a supersized, bloated, and Europe-apeing USA is big enough to fail, and spectacularly so. Mark starts with the money, because national decline always does (for Washington, as for London and Rome before it), and ends observing a ruined and reprimitivized planet. From budgets to the border, diversity to disease, manufacturing to manhood, NR’s “Happy Warrior” looks at the American undreaming, and provides a glimpse of the post-American world. A must for every conservative. MARKED FOR DEATH: ISLAM’S WAR AGAINST THE WEST AND ME (BY GEERT WILDERS) Fanatics, terrorists, and appeasers have tried everything to silence Dutch lawmaker Geert Wilders—from putting him on trial to putting a price on his head. But Wilders, a lonely voice among a craven European establishment sounding the alarm about the Islamization of the west, refuses to be silenced—and one result is this new acclaimed book, which provides a full account of his long battle against the zealots, and features a profound introduction by Mark, who sets the scene for one man’s remarkable story, and sounds an awful warning of what awaits the rest of the west. $27.95 / hardcover $29.95 / hardcover $34.95 / audio book format MARK STEYN’S PASSING PARADE The heralded collection of Mark’s obituaries and appreciations, from Artie Shaw, Ronald Reagan, and the Queen Mother to Ray Charles, the Reverend Canaan Banana, and the guy who invented Cool Whip—and a gaggle of other towering figures, scurvy lowlifes, and all points in between. Mark Steyn’s Passing Parade looks back to the men and women who, in ways great and small, helped shape the 20th century. 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Guelzo assembles the story ably, but he injects no adrenaline into the reader; his manner isn’t breathless. But neither is it exactly that of a dry lecturer. “No one in American history,” he tells us, “has ever looked less like a great general than Ulysses Grant,” and then explains simply and efficiently how such an unlikely figure won a war. All the familiar figures get woven nicely into the tapestry. Asides on passing characters rarely fail to pull up tasty nuggets, spicy bits of information we either forgot or, more likely, never knew, yet all of which keep a sometimes knotty, intricate tale rolling apace. Perhaps the book’s strongest points, though, lie in the realm of explication and illustration, in the work that the professional historian can best do. This is a book not of history alone but of historiography as well: It’s not only about the tales but also about the tellers and elucidators who have, over time, determined how we view the war. Perusing a good deal of literary material from books, tracts, and intellectual periodicals of the day, Guelzo ranges far as a cultural historian, into regions of poetry and applied psychology. Explaining how even the most reputable historians can fall victim to stereotypes other historians before them have advanced uncritically, he takes on the supposition that politicians on both sides fell victim to “irrational” thinking and acting in the decade before the shooting began: BOBOLINK You rise from dry meadowgrass With a laborious flutter, more Wing-action than the shortness of your flight Would seem to call for And so it seems obvious Flying for you is a steep effort Nature exacts, though not without amends, Bobolink, reedbird; The wiry tones of your song Set forth a waltz in clear whistles At first, so well-sustained! But then you break Down the bars, stampede Your notes into a reckless Song fantasia piped at lightning speed No one can follow—not the barn swallow Who soars with such grace, Not the bird-watcher stalking The field, not blind Tom with all his skill At sound-catching, his passion for filling Darkness with music. Ricebird, reedbird, bobolink, Your song is the strained apology For all of the weak-winged, condemned to sing, Because we cannot fly. —DANIEL MARK EPSTEIN 42 | w w w. n a t i o n a l r e v i e w. c o m It seems only human nature to hang the label irrational on what we do not understand, since it is easy for us to assume that something must be irrational if our ingenuity is unequal to the task of deciphering it. That may actually reflect more on the limits of our ingenuity than on any supposed irrationality in what we are studying. For that reason it should come as a practical and fundamental warning not to impute irrationality to people in the study of history . . . too quickly. And with this we know we are in the presence of a deliberative mind. How easily, we’re reminded, can history as we know it arise from idle speculating and a hunger for convenient conclusions. Recounting battles with color and dash is one thing, but thinking clearly and cogently about the most incendiary event in American history requires more than a bit of caution and tact. Guelzo is nothing if not tactful, and he works with a vigilance made needful by the momentous investment of passion the Civil War has inspired for the past 150 years. Readers in search of major revisionist departures from orthodox thinking on the war will be disappointed. But the author of Lincoln and Douglas: The Debates That Defined America, Lincoln’s Emancipation Proclamation: The End of Slavery in America, and Abraham Lincoln: Redeemer President has earned the right to paint the wide panorama. For those of us who prefer to take our history as straight prose, the apparatus of scholarship can become something of an encumbrance, and the abundant footnotes could have been ushered into the back as endnotes so we wouldn’t have to swat those gnats at the bottom of the page from our peripheral vision. But that’s less than a quibble. Fateful Lightning could serve as foundation reading in any college course on the Civil War, though it’s too well composed to be deemed a textbook, as textbooks, in the humanities, anyway, tend to be directed not to students eager to learn but to academic consumers out only to pass the test. This book was written to be read, not merely consulted, and it can be read profitably by general readers, especially those wishing to probe past the choreographed bromides of the History Channel. J U LY 9 , 2 0 1 2 books7-9_QXP-1127940387.qxp 6/19/2012 8:19 PM Page 43 Still Guilty KEVIN D. WILLIAMSON Alger Hiss: Why He Chose Treason, by Christina Shelton (Threshold, 352 pp., $26) I T is unlikely that we ever will have a proper reckoning of the American Left’s culpability in the worldwide Communist enterprise—the gulags and laogai, the Stasi, the Holodomor, the 100 million corpses. It is a testament to the perversity of human nature that in the two main political efforts to uproot Soviet agents from U.S. institutions, the villains in the popular mind are not those who enabled the enslavement of entire nations but the imperfect men who tried to stop them. We never had a Nuremberg trial for Communists—we would have had to hang too many veterans of the Roosevelt administration. Instead, we had the perjury case of Alger Hiss. And we keep having it. Christina Shelton, a former analyst at the Defense Intelligence Agency, has produced a new study of the case. In the course of her rigorous and carefully documented analysis, she offers a persuasive explanation not only of why Hiss chose treason but of why so many others did as well. It is a rare thing: a good book about an important subject. Shelton’s telling of the story is in a sense Nixonian. Hiss was the archety pal East Coast liberal-establishment man: son of an executive, Johns Hop kins, Harvard Law, a protégé of Felix Frankfurter, law clerk to Oliver Wendell Holmes, attorney at Choate, Hall, & Stewart, State Department, United Nations. But Hiss was a member of the most dangerous class: the barely-hanging- on elite. His father’s suicide left the Fortunately, she has a hell of a story to family in a condition that biographer tell and many illuminating details and G. Edward White famously described anecdotes to add. Like many liberals of as “shabby gentility.” He was a highly his time, Hiss seems to have been radiaccomplished student but, in the judgcalized in part by the Sacco and Vanzetti ment of Whittaker Chambers, a medi - controversy, and he was drawn quickly ocre mind. As a young man, he learned to the subversive Left. Early in his to sneer at business while availing himcareer in government, he joined Lee self of every benefit to be derived from Pressman—who would himself later his wealthy and well-connected friends. be outed as a Soviet spy—in defending He was a member of the self-loathing Franklin Roosevelt’s central-planning elite. ambitions. Throughout Shelton’s telling Like most of his kind, Hiss drew preof the tale, one cannot but notice that cisely the wrong lesson from the Great Hiss’s fellow traitors not only shared his Depression—that the state should atideological commitment but were in the the same tempt to manage the economy—and main sort of people. That latter was, like most New Dealers, prepared to endorse extraordinarily authoritarian steps to put that vision into action. TRUST identifies Hiss’s CAN YOU Shelton insightfully NATIONAL REVIEW? support of Roosevelt’s court-packing indicator of his scheme as a critical Can views: W hyou trust National i d Review? f dl Yes. Please do so when planning Hiss’s advocacy of bypassing constituyour estate. Keep us standing tional restraints and his open disregard athwart history, yelling Stop. for both the constitutional principle of separation of powers and for the precedent of an independent, nonpoliticized judiciary are astounding, and symptomatic of his leftist authoritarianism. Using the judiciary as a political instrument of state power is a characteristic feature of both Communist and Fascist regimes. Hiss felt that “we were entitled to think of ourselves—and we most certainly did—as a select few.” This claim by Hiss reflects the recurring elitism of a higher wisdom that is thoroughly embedded in the ideologies of the left: the “enlightened” know best; authoritative leadership is needed to direct the masses; a vanguard is required to advance the revolution; and so on and so forth. Alger saw himself and his colleagues as that vanguard. Unhappily, the prose above is indicative of Shelton’s style when exploring the political relevance of Hiss’s views and activities—a bit clunky and blustery. Her tone and style are much more sophisticated when she is engaged in more straightforward reportage on the intricacies of Hiss’s world. One suspects that she is throwing in a bit of red-meat boob bait for marketing purposes. Her argument is well reasoned and often compelling, but her performance is occasionally nine-fingered. By remembering National Review in your will, estate, or trust, you will leave a legacy of continued support for those conservative causes and beliefs that will be as vital to future generations as they are to ours. Please contact: Jim Kilbridge National Review 215 Lexington Avenue New York, NY 10016 212-679-7330 ext. 2826 “Rated One of New York City ‘Best Value’ Hotels.” ... Zagats New York’s all suite hotel is located in the heart of the city, near corporations, theatre & great restaurants. Affordable elegance with all the amenities of home. 149 E. 39th St. (Bet 3rd & Lex) New York, NY 10016 Reservations 1-800-248-9999 Ask about our special National Review rates. 43 books7-9_QXP-1127940387.qxp 6/19/2012 8:19 PM Page 44 BOOKS, ARTS & MANNERS fact may be of more consequence than the former. The confrontation between Alger Hiss and Richard Nixon exposed a cultural fault line, and those who have been (and remain) sympathetic to Hiss and his ilk seem to do so not out of any sophisticated understanding of MarxistLeninist doctrine or midcentury history but out of dread of aligning themselves with the loathsome likes of Nixon. It is unsurprising that Hiss, in the decades after his release from prison, found himself enthusiastically welcomed at New York’s New School for Social Research, where, as Shelton reports, he was a regular lecturer, and at other elite institutions, including Brandeis and Columbia. Nixon’s downfall coincided with a refreshed interest in Hiss among liberals. Hiss gave substantial cooperation, including access to his papers, to historian Allen Weinstein, who began his researches holding the conventional liberal faith in Hiss’s innocence. The evidence convinced him of the contrary, and the publication of his book, Perjury, in 1978 was the occasion for a sustained campaign by The Nation and other leftist outlets to discredit him. Tribal ties are highly resistant to evidence (and apparently immune to shame), and that is why the case of Hiss continues to be newly litigated each generation. Shelton makes a sledgehammer of a case that this is unnecessary. The strongest section of the book is titled simply “The Evidence,” and it is a sustained artillery assault: the GRU general who fingered Hiss, the U.S. ambassador who warned Roosevelt, the Soviet defectors who knew his secret, Whittaker Chambers and the other turncoats, the KGB operatives, the Communist-party members who plotted alongside Hiss, the U.S. State Department officials who corroborated Chambers’s evidence, the Daily Worker editor, the foreign intel ligence operatives: The question has never been Hiss’s word against Cham bers’s and the Pumpkin Papers, but Hiss’s word against a large and compelling body of evidence. That evidence has in recent years been supplemented by the declassified Venona transcripts, by Hungarian intelligence documents, and, most damningly, by KGB documents. “Despite the existence of overwhelming evidence 44 | w w w. n a t i o n a l r e v i e w. c o m against Hiss,” Shelton writes, “there are still those today who cannot bring themselves to assimilate that evidence and acknowledge that Alger Hiss was a Soviet asset and guilty of espionage. They focus on Hiss’s message, not his actions.” Likewise, they focus on the character defects of Richard Nixon and Joseph McCarthy, apparently unable to distinguish conventional if severe human failings (Nixon’s megalomania, McCarthy’s dipsomania) from the moral depravity of men who were engaged in the greatest campaign of mass murder documented in the history of civilization. It is just possible to understand the sympathy for Russian Communism in the context of the 1930s and the rise of Nazi Germany. But Hiss’s embrace was a broad and lasting one: As Shelton notes, he was denying the crimes of Mao and Castro as late as 1975. Hiss argued, among other things, that the scale of Mao’s killing must have been exaggerated, since so many Chinese opposed to Communism had left the country as he came to power, and therefore “the problem of liquidation which Mao would have undertaken must have been minimized.” Here Shelton cannot avoid a parenthetical: “Was Hiss really suggesting that Mao killed fewer people because there were less available to kill?” The Chinese who escaped the chairman’s terror are blessed not to have found out. It is impossible to dispute Shelton’s overall verdict. The word “treason” carries a great deal of emotional weight, a sense of being the worst crime of which one could be guilty. But it is not: Benedict Arnold and Guy Fawkes were traitors—Hermann Göring and Joseph Goebbels were loyal to the end. Hiss and his associates did in fact choose treason, but treason was hardly the worst of their crimes. They chose to further the work of bloody-minded gangsters engaged in the mass extermination of nations and the permanent enslavement of the survivors. To make an average-sized gravestone for each of their victims would require 900 times more marble than was used in the dome of the Taj Mahal. They were the very worst men that modern civilization has produced, abetted by those who may have been among our brightest but were by no means among our best. The Struggles Of Anna FLORENCE KING Lots of Candles, Plenty of Cake: A Memoir, by Anna Quindlen (Random House, 208 pp., $26) A MEMoIR, while not hemmed in by the strict classical rules that define poetry, nonetheless needs a certain amount of control to give it narrative thrust, a modicum of suspense, and something resembling an orderly timeline. Do not expect such leisurely, reflective writing from Anna Quindlen. She was born at the perfect statistical moment to experience firsthand the death by a thousand choices inflicted on American women by the feminist movement, and her memoir is a scattershot overview of every conflict, emotion, experience, wish, regret, and opinion she has ever had from her birth in 1952 to her publisher’s deadline for this manuscript. The consummate child of her times, Quindlen went along to get along, and she has gotten along quite well. The prototyp ical Having-It-All feminist as well as the Ur-Boomer, she made an ideal culturewatcher for the NewYorkTimes, churning out op-eds packed with de rigueur “relevance” and a column called “Life in the Thirties” that delivered bottomless empathy to beleaguered career women who, like Quindlen, had their children later in life and got caught up in the guilty conflicts of what she calls “manic motherhood.” Her commentary won her the pres- Florence King can be reached at P.O. Box 7113, Fredericksburg, VA 22404. J U LY 9 , 2 0 1 2 books7-9_QXP-1127940387.qxp 6/19/2012 8:19 PM Page 45 tigious empathy chair at the women’s college of hard knocks and led to a Pulitzer Prize. The daughter of an Italian-American mother and Irish-American father, Quindlen, the oldest of five children, realized early on that something wonderful would inevitably be taken from her: the brownie bowl that she was allowed to lick when her mother baked. At first she had it all to herself, but then came those times when her mother went to the hospital and returned a week later with a redfaced, wailing baby. As the younger children came along, they got first dibs on the icing bowl, and Anna morphed into an assistant mother who was expected to help care for them. “Where she was always felt like a safe place,” she says of her mother, but her love collided with the contempt for housewives she imbibed as a teen in the early feminist years. She came to look down on her mother’s generation of wo men and vowed to be what the feminists were calling “a person in her own right.” But then, when she was 19, her mother was diagnosed with terminal ovarian cancer and her father ordered her to quit college and come home to care for her and run the household for himself and the younger children. She reacted bitterly, blaming “the tradition of Irish-Catholic households to sacrifice their daughters. . . . I felt powerless, trapped, enfeebled. . . . I was afraid of the briars of housewifery . . . taking away Doris Lessing and Simone de Beauvoir and leaving me with The Joy of Cooking, Jacqueline Susann, and slipcovers.” She was horrified to learn that her mother, who was only 40, had consulted the doctor in the first place because she assumed that her ovarian symptoms meant that she was pregnant. But the baby turned out to be a cancer, and as the inoperable lump grew bigger, the only clothes that would fit her were her old maternity dresses. “A woman who had spent the best years of her life in maternity clothes, she sickened and died in them as well.” By the time her purgatory as woman of the house was up, Quindlen had had it with conformity, whether to Irish-Catholic traditions, Italian-Catholic traditions, or the traditions governing the hierarchy of baking-bowl licking. While still in her early twenties she asked a doctor to tie her tubes so she would never have children. But he refused, and so she wound up having them in her early thirties when it was the Boomer feminist thing to do. This is a powerful story, or would be if Quindlen had told it all in one place instead of here and there throughout the book. She seems torn between the need to tell it and a reluctance to call our undivided attention to it. It would take a sturdy raft to navigate her turbulent conflicts, but here and there one comes across hints that the “cake” in her title refers not to the centerpiece of her 60th-birthday party this year, but to all those baking bowls of yore that she never got to lick. She blames children for women’s loneliness, which she calls the “girlfriend interregnum”—the years when busy mothers have no real friends except other busy mothers they just happen to be thrown together with—and makes a case for “someone not obliged by blood or marriage to support, advise, and love you.” Such unequivocal revelations are not her style, however. She tends to make her unintentional points by protesting too much, as when, even today, “my head swivels when a little voice cries ‘Mommy!’ in a crowded supermarket.” She also falls into the trap of unintentional humor: “I built my entire existence around my children, wrote only during school hours, didn’t write at all when there was a school vacation or an ear infection,” yet even now, years later, when the clock moves close to 3 P.M., she claims she experiences “a spasm of loneliness.” If this is supposed to tug at our heartstrings, it does. It reminds me of Lassie, ears pricking up as her primitive instinct tells her that it’s time to go wait in the schoolyard. This is one of the hardest books to review that has ever crossed my desk. It’s divided into topical chapters, but they mean nothing because everything is all over the place, and mostly comes down to Quindlen talking about herself and what it means to be a Boomer. “My muscles are tight but my skin is loose. I am physically fit but forever infertile. My hair is still thick, but much of it is gray.” And her dimples, “once tiny divots, are now deep furrows.” But not to worry, because Boomers are going to be the generation that changed what it means to be an old lady, just as they changed what it means to be a lady. Proof? Her own daughter, raised in the Madeleine Albright, Condoleezza Rice, Hillary Clin ton era, asked her, “Can a man be secretary of state?” Quindlen never walks, she “power- walks,” and she attempts to write the same way, by fashioning sentences that scream “Quote Me!”: The women’s movement was “the Industrial Revolution without sweatshops.” “One of the useful things about age is realizing that conventional wisdom is often simply inertia with a candy coating of conformity.” “And we do have to make our peace with diminished expectations, bit by bit, the road not taken, the role not filled.” Her fierce objection to the cliché that a person who dies “is in a better place” inspires her defense of the here and now, where clouds are always “scudding” and waves become “swells.” The only good part of this book is near the end when, after scrupulously denying that she is defending the Catholic Church, she does just that. “For me, being Catholic is like being Irish or Italian or Caucasian, not a faith but an immutable, identifying characteristic with which I was born and with which I will die.” Then, after announcing that she has always used contraception, she continues: “[Catholicism] is woven into the fabric of my self, in both the warp and woof, so that it seems if you pulled its threads, all the rest would unravel.” If a stranger were to stop her on the street and say, “The Lord be with you,” she says, she would automatically reply “And with your spirit,” or preferably, “Et cum spiritu tuo, the Latin of the Church of my childhood.” She follows this with a firm denial that she is a language traditionalist opposed to making rituals understandable to the masses, then launches a vigorous attack on the tin-eared translators who changed no room at the inn to no room at the place where travelers lodged. “I cringed,” she writes. “It sounded as though the Holy Family got shut out of a cut-rate motel.” She goes on in this vein, condemning the Church for harboring pedophiles and putting down women, then following her condemnations with sentiments that come very close to a defense of transubstantiation and the Virgin Birth. “Our grandparents were devout, our parents observant, and we are haphazard,” she says wistfully. “Atheism is a game for younger people, who are so sure of what they’re sure of.” This whole tiresome, egocentric book is about Anna Quindlen doing battle. First she got her feminist up, then she got her Boomer up, but she finally got her Irish up, and it made me like her at last. 45 books7-9_QXP-1127940387.qxp 6/19/2012 8:19 PM Page 46 BOOKS, ARTS & MANNERS Film Hostile Creators R O S S D O U T H AT R S cott’S Prometheus seems to have been made as a kind of rebuke to those publications that attempt to distill their movie reviews down to simple letter grades. if i were forced, whether by a flamethrower-wielding charlize theron or an ooze-dripping alien parasite, to assign such a grade to Scott’s return to the universe he first explored in the original Alien, i would have to give it a middling mark: a c-plus, or if i were feeling generous a B-minus. But that sounds like a idley SCOTT-FREE PRODUCTIONS/FOX FILM CORP. Noomi Rapace in Prometheus grade suitable to a so-so romantic comedy or a flabby superhero flick. Prometheus deserves better, and it deserves worse: this is a blockbuster that merits a flat-out A for some of its components, and something between a c and a d-minus for the rest. the grade-A material starts with the concept, which takes the primal dread inherent in the Alien universe and blows it up to cosmic proportions. From its opening sequences, the arc of Prometheus offers a kind of pessimistic counterpoint to the “why are we here?” yearnings that animated terrence Malick’s Tree of Life last year. like that film, Scott’s traces mankind’s quest for understanding all the way back to the fire and ice of a primor46 | w w w. n a t i o n a l r e v i e w. c o m dial earth, opening his movie with shots of glaciers and rocks and rushing, seething water on an as-yet-lifeless planet. But in place of Malick’s hidden, inscrutable Jehovah, Prometheus gives us a towering, albino extraterrestial, who stands over the fjord, drinks some sort of potion, and lets his body fragment and dissolve, sowing the water with fragments of what will presumably become our own human dNA. A few moments of screen time and untold millennia of history later, we meet our protagonists: two archaeologists, partners and perhaps lovers, whose excavations have revealed an image common to every ancient civilization, showing a titanic figure being worshiped by our ancestors even as he gestures toward a constellation in the sky. this constellation, inevitably, becomes the destination for an expedition—a purely scientific mission, insists the female archaeologist (Noomi Rapace), a missionary’s daughter who still wears her father’s cross, but veterans of the Alien franchise are well aware that the corporation paying for the ship and the crew may be inclined to disagree. that crew includes Rapace’s cocksure partner (logan Marshall-Green), the ship’s laid-back captain (idris elba), the corporation’s icy representative (theron), and a gaggle of geologists, biologists, and mercenaries not long for this mortal coil. it also has an android, the silky david (Michael Fassbender), whose persona is modeled on Peter o’toole’s t. e. lawrence (thanks to repeat viewings of david lean’s epic during the long space voyage) and whose formal obedience to his human makers masks obscure and possibly sinister motives. together, this cast—all of the performances, too, are A-grade—set out to explore the world they find awaiting them: a planet of vast, mausoleum-like structures, containing intimations, sculptural and holographic, of the ancient race of “engineers” that the company is seeking, but no sign (at least at first) of their actual fleshand-blood existence. What does exist, in flesh and slime and acid, is Something else, or maybe various Something elses: not the familiar xenomorph of the original Alien, but what might be its evolutionary antecedents, which slither and burrow, impregnate and destroy—until slowly, slowly, it begins to dawn on our heroes that the makers they seek might not exactly be our friends. this stew of myth and science, action and horror—Genesis and darwin, Chariots of the Gods and H. P. lovecraft, Rosemary’s Baby and, well, Alien—is the stuff of which great pop blockbusters are made, and with Scott behind the camera you know the movie will have the visual style to live up to these aspirations. What it lacks, though, is the scriptdoctoring necessary to make its story hold together. in part, Prometheus suffers from the horror-movie habit of featuring characters who behave so witlessly that the audience finds itself rooting for the monster instead. elba’s pilot and theron’s executive seem to be competing for an award for Most oblivious leadership of a trillion-dollar Mission to an extremely dangerous Planet. their alien-fodder subordinates switch from blind, existential terror to “Hey, there’s a cute little snake” idiocy the instant the plot demands it. the movie’s most horrifying/riveting scene, in which a character performs emergency self-surgery to remove a creature gestating beneath her flesh, is followed by an unintentionally comic coda in which that same character staggers through the ship, bloodied and stomach-stapled, and nobody seems to care or even notice. this is the kind of lazy writing that’s forgivable in a low-budget slasher film, but not in a movie with Prometheus’s ambitions. But worse than the laziness problem is the lindelof problem. Scott’s movie shares a writer, damon lindelof, with ABc’s famous plane-crash serial, Lost, and this presumably explains why it shares that show’s infuriating habit of featuring plot twists and plot devices that cry out for an explanation, and then resolutely refusing to explain them. the overall design is somewhat clearer in Prometheus than it ever was on Lost, mercifully. But the narrative blueprint still includes far too many blind alleys and bridges to nowhere. From the meaning of the pictograms that set the movie in motion, to david the android’s various maneuverings and double-crosses, to the hinted-at connection between the film’s finale and the plot of the original Alien, the story presents tease after tease without offering a payoff. the final tease is the suggestion of a sequel. the best material in Prometheus is certainly powerful enough to justify one. But the worst aspects of the movie suggest that any follow-up will be just as flawed, and just as ultimately frustrating. J U LY 9 , 2 0 1 2 books7-9_QXP-1127940387.qxp 6/19/2012 8:19 PM Page 47 City Desk To the Scaffold! RICHARD BROOKHISER Y ou hear it sometimes before you see it—the pang pang pang of rhythmic hammering, the clang of dropped metal, the smock of dropped wood. When you turn the corner you see the familiar sight: a crew of Central Americans or Africans humping pipes, girders, planks, and plywood from a truck and throwing them up into the air. Another scaffold is going up. The technical name for these urban portes cochères is sidewalk sheds, and the city requires them whenever there is serious construction, demolition, or ordinary repair. Any building, from 19th-century brick or brownstone runts, to gargoyled beaux-arts matrons, to the white-brick slabs of Camelot, to the glass Rubik’s cubes of postmodernism’s nightmares, is liable to grow a ground-floor girdle. The basic design is everywhere the same. The verticals, or bridge legs, are thick metal pipes. Slimmer pipes, with pinched ends, are clamped alongside to form horizontal braces, or X-shaped cross braces. The business end—what prevents tools, workmen, or random cornices from toppling onto your head—is the deck. Metal beams clamped to the tops of the bridge legs run across the sidewalk, metal runners are laid at right angles over the beams, and a ribbed metal sheet surmounted by wooden planks is laid over the runners. Plywood parapets offer extra insurance against objects or people rolling into the street. The prevailing color scheme of plywood these days seems to be dark blue, though I can remember parapets of forest green. The address of the construction compa- ny is displayed; don’t worry about it, it’s someplace in Brooklyn or the Bronx, you’ve never been there. If demolition is the game, there may also be a funnel to direct detritus into a dumpster. Fancy addresses seem to get fancier sidewalk sheds—the elevation of the deck is higher, the look is airier. The parapets of the sidewalk sheds in front of the WaldorfAstoria display pictures of a frieze. Why didn’t Phidias think of that? Then when Lord Elgin took the picture off the marbles, the Turks could have just put up another. Every sidewalk shed adds its bit to the botheration of city life, by the din of its going up and the constriction of foot traffic beneath it—New Yorkers move fast except when they don’t, and one strolling mama in a thicket of bridge legs can bring a street to a halt—and when I first moved here I looked to the day when all the sheds would come down. But I soon realized that they were never coming down; when one is dismantled, another arises down the street. In the country standard “Long Black Veil,” the condemned man sings The scaffold is high and eternity’s near. Sidewalk sheds are near you wherever walk sheds replaced the Bowery flophouse. Their interiors filled up with pushcarts, cardboard mattresses, blankets, bodies. A blind man would know he was under a sidewalk shed by the tang of urine. Then came Giuliani and the problem miraculously (as far as the great and the good were concerned) vanished. The occupy movement brought a brief and lesser return of the bumoisie, but they too have moved on. The sheds remain, however, for the next social crisis (the double dip? an obama loss?). Sidewalk sheds are weapons in the war of landlords and commercial tenants. A shed either hides signage or obscures it in gloom. When building and renter are on good terms, the parapets display temporary signs telling the world (or at least the world across the street) what businesses are imprisoned below. When owner and renter go to war, up goes a shed, and enjoy your new location in Howe Caverns, baby. one of my favorite restaurants had folding glass doors and, in good weather, sidewalk tables on a block so charming it might have been in Italy, except there were children and people paid their taxes. Then there was blood; a sidewalk shed Every sidewalk shed adds its bit to the botheration of city life. you are, and they stay up for eternity. But I have learned to love them. They are a sign of life, creative destruction made visible, like cutting hair or clipping toenails. Detroit has no sidewalk sheds, only coyotes. Sidewalk sheds serve multiple purposes, from the harmless and useful to the unseemly and dishonorable. The horizontal braces are a forum for masculine display. The black kids who knocked off a few quick chin-ups at the end of the last century have sons chinning themselves now. When it rains, the sidewalk shed doubles as the forgetful man’s umbrella. Everyone carries a mental map of the sheds along his daily commute which, with the help of awnings, doorways, trees, and loading docks, can be a point-to-point route to the Number 6 train and dryness. The traveler’s aid can equally become the caravanserai of the homeless. In the Seventies and Eighties, when the only response to people living on the street was to insist that they were poor, not mad, and wring hands in a kabuki of crisis, side- appeared, brooding over the new San Gimignano like Mothra. This went on for at least a year, until the restaurant owner took his staff and his tiramisu to a new location down the street. Mayor Bloomberg, whose attention nothing escapes, has decided to reform the sidewalk shed. An international design competition was announced in 2009 and the winner was a 28-year-old architecture student at the university of Pennsylvania, who came up with a design he called urban umbrellas. The supports look a little bit like old Paris metro entrances or fan vaulting for unbelievers. Since ribbed metal and blue plywood would spoil the effect, the decks and the parapets will be made of some sort of clear plastic. Any smoke from forbidden cigarettes will waft away between the arms of the umbrellas. This being New York, the first prototype was not unveiled until last December. When a new shed went up this month, down the street from my front door, all I heard was pang pang pang and clang and smock. 47 backpage--READY_QXP-1127940387.qxp 6/20/2012 2:02 PM Page 48 Happy Warrior BY MARK STEYN Mr. Powell and His Peers LL political lives,” said the British politician Enoch Powell many years ago, “unless they are cut off in midstream at a happy juncture, end in failure, because that is the nature of politics and of human affairs.” It’s certainly the nature of politics in the Westminster system. Consider the dazzling Tony Blair of 1997, and the universally reviled “Bliar” of a decade later, skulking into premature retirement against his will and cursed as a warmongering Bush stooge who’d sold his soul and gotten nothing in return. Powell himself spent the final third of his life as his own dictum’s ultimate cautionary tale. Asked in his twilight how he would wish to be remembered, he replied, “I should like to have been killed in the war,” which seems a tad gloomy even for him. Yet, upon his centenary this month, I found myself struck not for the first time by his relevance. Not because he got everything right, but because he got enough right of the things that almost everybody else got totally wrong and that haunt us still. Powell is little known in America, and his antipathy to the United States dated back at least as far as the 1943 Churchill-Roosevelt Casablanca summit, which he attended as a staff officer. Thereafter, he was never well disposed toward Uncle Sam, which avuncular epithet almost certainly never passed his oddly sculpted and forbidding lips: As he once conceded, he was “allergic” to “the things that are typically American.” This “allergy” was about all he had in common with his bête noire, the faux-Tory technocrat Euro-fetishist Edward Heath. On almost every other matter, Heath was wrong, and Powell was right. In Britain’s Daily Mail, his biographer Simon Heffer reminded readers of a few of them. In 1957 (pre–Milton Friedman), he insisted that public debt would lead to economic decline, and that government should denationalize the public sector and use the proceeds for tax cuts. The European Union? Incompatible with self-government. The euro? It would lead, inevitably, to the loss of economic sovereignty. You might argue that all the above is entirely obvious—except that, to varying degrees, Messrs. Obama and Hollande, Frau Merkel, the Spanish government, and the Greek electorate are busy trying to disprove the obvious 15 years after Powell’s death. He was a diligent attender of the Conservative Philosophy Group. On one occasion, just before the Argentines invaded the Falklands, Mrs. Thatcher spoke about the Christian concept of the just war and Western values. “We do not fight for values,” said Powell. “I would fight for this country even if it had a Communist government.” “Nonsense, Enoch,” snapped Maggie. “If I send British troops abroad, it will be to defend our values.” Powell stuck to his guns. “No, Prime Minister, values exist in a transcendental realm, beyond space and time. They can neither be fought for, nor destroyed.” John Casey, co-founder of the group, asserted that Mrs. Thatcher had just been confronted with the difference between British Toryism and American Republicanism. Be that as it may, it also applied ‘A Mr. Steyn blogs at SteynOnline (www.steynonline.com). 48 | w w w. n a t i o n a l r e v i e w. c o m to differences closer to home: In Iraq, the aforementioned Mr. Blair thought he was fighting a war for his party’s famous “values” only to find that his party and its voters thought he was fighting a war for another country’s interests. Powell was famous and notorious, loved and hated, for a single political intervention, the so-called Rivers of Blood speech on immigration, the one that ended his career. However, his personal favorite among his many speeches was the one on what NR readers may find his rather arcane objection to the 1953 Royal Titles Bill, addressing modifications to the Queen’s style in her various realms. He denounced the changes as “a sham . . . something which we have invented to blind ourselves to the reality.” I would hazard that was also his objection to “values”—that too often they’re something we invent to blind ourselves to reality. Likewise “Europe” as a political construct, and “multiculturalism” as a civilizational virtue. To oppose them is to embrace nationalism, or nativism, or racism, or something else polite society disdains to put in its portfolio of “values.” Powell thought it impossible to “foresee how a country can be peaceably governed in which the composition of the population is progressively going to change.” That’s to say, rapid one-way biculturalism is inherently transformative. That would seem to be stating the obvious, but stating the obvious became more difficult in an age of “values,” and arguing against values and virtue and moral preening was tougher than arguing against monetary policy. He had been a professor of Greek at 25, the youngest brigadier in the British army, a reforming health minister, and then he gave one speech and it was all over. The British state is fulsome with its baubles: Harold Macmillan, the prime minister who put Powell in the cabinet, was garlanded with an earldom; Edward Heath, the Tory leader who fired him, was made a Knight of the Garter; even the mediocrity who preceded him as health minister got a baronetcy and a peerage. But almost alone among his generation of cabinet ministers, Enoch died as plain old Mr. Powell. Which, in its way, was fitting. Out on the streets, he was, like Madonna or Bono, one of those rare uninominal celebrities: To the despair of captive leftie passengers, cabbies the length and breadth of the realm enthused about “Enoch.” A decade after his death and in a jurisdiction for which he had little use, John O’Sullivan and I took a taxi ride in Dublin in which our driver ended his disquisition on immigration with the words, “Enoch got it right.” I once wrote a piece on the increasingly crusty and reactionary Aussie feminist Germaine Greer, author of The Fe male Eunuch, which a waggish editor headlined “The Female Enoch,” confident that every reader would get the joke. Most of today’s political class will end their lives as failures, too, and without even the consolations of contrarianism. But, on statism, Europe, multiculturalism, and much else, Powell taught a very basic lesson—that any sane person should be instinctively skeptical when all the smart people agree. 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