Hash 599

Seamon Stains
Hash 599
28 Hasher’s or so I’m told.
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June 14, 2014
Seamen Stains Pulls Anchor
with Master Bater & Roger.
I’ve spent some time researching who was or is Seamon Stains. It turns out he was one of
Captain Pugwash’s crew members along with Master Bater and Roger the Cabin Boy. But more
importantly there’s a Northumberland micro brewery selling a pale ale called Seaman Staines.
They also make a citrus flavored ale called “Wucking Mords Fuddled Ale”, “Bucking Fastard”, a
refreshing floral hoppy session ale that has a surprising kick, Master Bates Ale which is a
midrange ale with plenty of bitter & hops. Then of course there’s Whitley Wobbler Ale. This one
gets me thinking, when is our very own Wibbly Wobbly back in Samui. Then of course there’s the
ever popular Bedlington Terrior, a light coloured ale with a distinctive bite. All good stuff.
A unique
midrange ale, with plenty of bitter and hop varieties.
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Uncle Ben & No Woman
No Crive were wetting
themselves about one
hasher in a burka in
Lamai…..
And I Name
You……..
Oh
my goodness an
unexploded mortar
shell
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You well might wonder what is going on with the pics above. I wasn’t
at this weeks hash. And there was no hash flash either so it was a
case of delving into past archives. The above as you might have
guessed come from the Kabul Hash. An excellent city to hash if there
ever was one. Here’s part of one of their Hash Trashes.
The day dawned bright and clear, the!
anticipation was palpable in the!
hare(s), this is it .. B-Day had finally!
arrived. As motley a collection of!
wasters and drunks as a chap could!
ever wish to meet, were met at the ASI!
Nouveau Drug Palace in an air of!
hushed anticipation for the Pre Lewd.!
With hurried instruction from the!
Hares (although quite why they!
bothered is anybody’s guess, there!
were no checks or false trails) we were!
away, down to the so called River,!
which is actually a moving wall of shit!
ebbing and flowing depending on the!
state of the moon, and the condition of!
the chef at the Big Bang Burger Bar..!
As there were no checks at all the trail!
having been laid by a couple of!
wankers, it was English Knob, fleet of!
foot and light of heart (and full of shit),!
who raced off into the dusty distance.!
Massdebater risked permanent!
disability by visiting a roadside toilet,!
how desperate is that? Several curious!
Afghans followed her in and have!
never been seen again. That does not!
make sense, the whole of the road is a!
toilet, why make a special building?!
Inevitably we reached a hill which we!
just had to climb, so it was up to the!
kings tomb, a quick lap around then!
back past the aircraft museum, past the!
stadium, which was seething with the!
great unwashed, then finally catching!
the walkers a couple of hundred metres!
from the end.!
Following a quick beer and a long!
wait, the Burqa’s were handed down!
by the BurqaMaster himself English!
Knob. Once we were all enclosed and!
Shitbags had done his flashing trick, we!
did the 1 minute of pleasure run, a!
quick up and down and its all over (for!
those less experienced hashers).!
The great hilarity of the local populace!
was evidence enough that we were not!
offending any deep seated moral crap.!
And so finally!
on on to the on on chez Mcshit.!
BACK TO NORMALITY NEXT WEEK.
Kabul Hash
Paralytic
Olympics
A uniquely e midrange ale, with plenty of bitter and hop
varieties.
A unique midrange ale, with plenty of bitter and hop varieties.
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A refreshing floral hoppy session ale that has a surprising kick.
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