Outbound November 2010

You know those nights you’re the life of the party?
The bell of the ball? The queen of the dance floor?
Everywhere you go, men are clawing you at. You
have to beat them off with a stick, for Christ sake!
You turn heads everywhere, and everyone wishes
they could hang with you and your friends.
The drinks are flowing, the laughs are frequent
and the music is pounding. It’s a night to remember and you’re the king, baby! Then at 3:00 a.m.,
you find yourself home...alone.
No matter...you’re the king, right? Think of all
those guys who wanted you tonight! You look in
the minor and find a little food stuck in your hair—
maybe some spinach between your front teeth.
Why didn’t someone tell you about that? Oh, God!
Maybe you weren’t so hot after all. Wait! What’s
that? Is that vomit on your pants? What the hell is
that?! Oh God! What happened to your under-
wear? Where did it go?!
You’re home, you’re drunk and you’re a hot mess.
Well, go to bed....but you’ve got to eat something
first. You know you need something fast, easy and
tasty to soak up that booze, dontcha? Damnit!
You’ve never been so friggin’ hungry. Well, don’t
worry, Ruthie is coming to the rescue.
Next time you need to stuff your face after a
hard night of partying, pickup this copy of the
Bitchin’ Kitchen. Don’t have much food in the
house? You should be able to whip up something
tasty with one of these recipes. They call for basic
items and no measuring. Just put the recipe together and enjoy.
Got a hankering for pizza but it’s too late for delivery? I got ya covered. Want something sweet before passing out? I got a recipe for ya. Tired of all
these questions? Well, then eat good and shut up!
Crackers
Wauwatosa Kevin writes, “Here’s a great camping recipe Spaghetti sauce
you can make at home in no time.” I couldn’t agree more, Cheese
Kevin! Thanks for sharing, your free T-shirt is on the way!
Spread out as many crackers as you want on a microwave-safe plate. Set a small amount of sauce on
Peanut butter (a few tablespoons)
top of each cracker. Top the crackers with cheese. Mi1 wheat tortilla
crowave for 20 seconds or until cheese begins to melt.
Mini chocolate chips
Mini marshmallows
Ruthie’s Culinary Clues
Chopped almonds
The better cracker, the better bites. If you’ve got
Rocky Road Roll-Ups
Turn on broiler. Spread peanut butter on the tortilla.
Sprinkle with chocolate chips, marshmallows and
almonds. Roll up tortilla and wrap it in aluminum
foil. Put wrap on a baking sheet and set under broiler
for two minutes or until mixture is melted inside.
Don’t forget to turn off the broiler, ya drunk!
pizza sauce, use it damnit! Feel free to top with
whatever cheese you’ve got on hand. Add some
sliced olives or mushrooms if you’ve got ‘em.
Wasted Spuds
The starch in potatoes can actually help beat your
hangover so you feel a bit better in the morning. Plus,
the potatoes are hearty enough to fill you up before
Ruthie’s Culinary Clues
You can use flour tortillas for this recipe, but Frank you hit the hay for the night.
points out that the wheat variety add a graham- Instant mashed potato flakes
cracker like flavor. Don’t have mini chocolate chips?
Hot water
Use whatever you have on hand. You can even break
Butter
up a chocolate bar. No almonds? Use whatever nuts
Tortilla chips, crushed
you have, or leave them out altogether.
Cheese
Drunk Pizza
Prepare the potato flakes as directed on the packWhen you drag your keester home from the bars and age, using hot water and butter. Set potatoes in a
you’re out of frozen pizza rolls, this is a surefire winner. bowl and top with chips. Top with cheese. MiTrust me, they taste better than they sound….
crowave for 1 minute or until the cheese is melted.
particularly at 3:00 a.m.
Ruthie’s Culinary Clues
If you have leftover mashed potatoes use those. This
is obvious, but I’m telling you in case you’re reading
this while you’re drunk. Use only enough chips to
cover the top of the potatoes…a handful or so.
Fucked-Up Fruity Tutti
Okay...I’ll admit that after a night of drinking, fruit
doesn’t exactly hit my spot. This is a great, light bite,
however, when you wake up in the morning and
you’re too hung over to make your john anything else.
4 graham cracker squares
Fruit- or vanilla-flavored yogurt
Strawberries or banana, sliced
Top each graham cracker with yogurt and fruit. Eat
it. Go back to bed and sleep it off, ya drunk.
Got a recipe for Ruthie?
Email www.dearmsruthie@yahoo.com
If she publishes your dish, you’ll get a free Bitchin’
Kitchen T-shirt.
Ruthie and JoJo of 99.1 WMYX The Mix work Iron Cupcake at the Harley Davidson Museum
And once again it’s the month of giving
Thanks - - time sure does fly!
This month marks the 32nd anniversary of the Holiday Invitational Tournament (HIT). Wishing all the
participants many strikes!
Mel Brooks’ “Young Frankenstein” makes its Milwaukee debut Tuesday, November 2 – Sunday, November 7. The Marcus Center for the Performing
Arts is transformed into Dr. Frankenstein’s Laboratory. To partake in this musical comedy experiment,
please call: 414-273-2787.
The beautiful Sharon Lynne Wilson Center will
host Kurt Ollmann and Jack Forbes Wilson the
weekend of November 5 and 6. Later in the month,
that master of the keyboard, Wilson, will take on
Thee master of the keyboard- Liberace in “Liberace!”
for the Milwaukee Rep – Stackner Cabaret – Friday,
November 19 – Sunday, January 16, 2011. Liberace
is a hot character/topic these days – Michael Douglas lobbied for and won the role for the Hollywood
biopic and Matt Damon will play his Lover. Milwaukee’s favorite son, gone, but not forgotten!
That same Friday, November 5 – Belvedere Vodka
proudly presents their cover girl Chelsea Handler in
The Chelsea Chelsea Bang Bang Tour at the marvelous Milwaukee Theatre.
Argonaut’s Club Night is: Friday, November 12
9 PM – Close Napalese Lounge Green Bay. “Mount
Your Buck” Raffle & Prizes, Beer & Soda Bust - $9.
ARCW Food Drive thru December, a food or personal care item = 1 Raffle Ticket.
The Milwaukee Chamber Theatre has Frank D.
Gilroy’s “The Subject Was Roses” Thursday, November 18 – Sunday, December 12. This flawless
theatrical opus launched Martin Sheen’s brilliant career in1965, winning the Pulitzer Prize that season.
Gilbert and Sullivan’s “H.M.S. Pinafore” is
launched Friday, November 19 – through Sunday,
December 19 to board, your port of call is The Skylight Opera Theatre.
Potawatomi Bingo Casino is promoting Ru Yi located at the bottom of the escalators as you cross
the skywalk. Do you have a yen for Authentic Asian
cuisine – daily lunches for the affordable cost of:
$8.88, and a variety of special dinner features.
Have you been to Northern Lights Theater since
their major re-vamp-ment? The sensational selections below may prompt a visit - - Wednesday, No-
vember 3 – Don Williams at 8 PM Thursday, November 4 – Uriah Heip – 8 PM Friday, November 5
– Los Lobos/The Flatlanders – featuring Joe Ely, Jimmie Dale Gilmore & Butch Hancock at 8:00 PM Friday, November 12 – Gabriel Sanchez and the Prince
Experience 9 P Tuesday, November 16 & Wednesday, November 17 – The Legendary Paul Anka
Thursday, November 18 - John McLaughlin and the
4th Dimension 8 PM To reserve your seat, please call
414-847-7922 /www.paysbig.com/entertainment
Recently on a fabulous Friday night at The Room
of Boom, Rona formerly of The Room, hosted a
cock-a-lock-a-party with his current pals of Potwatomi. The pretty Princesses of Potawatomi that
came out and played were: Chee, Kala, Leah, Tina,
and Rodrego. These Beauties can be spotted delivering beverages at the casino – their answer to the
Playboy Bunny.
Greg (Myrna) of The Ball Game and Friends, including James, not Charles, as I’ve identified him in
past columns, thought they were at Grauman’s Chinese Theater. What with all the nasty construction
on south Second street - - and the wet cement, calling out for their autographs and hand and foot
prints…. Rest assured, a county worker came by
and took the temptation away, mighty fast.
Milwaukee hosted a Film Festival. It even had a
bit of Hollywood when Susan Sarandon made an
appearance after a special showing of “Thelma &
Louise”, receiving an award for an outstanding body,
and outstanding body of work, as well as promoting her Ping Pong Parlor, Spin-Milwaukee. Spin
started in NYC, but they are popping up all over the
country.
Thanks to Joe Pabst, I was able to view William
S. Burrows’ – “The Pope of Dope” biopic. What a
fascinating individual, who led an equally fascinating life! Dinner before hand at Lake Park Bistro was
as irresistible as the host and the equally charming
dinner companions: Jerry Janis of Aurora Health
Care and Tim Sullivan.
I finally dined at the other Bartolotta’s must try
– The Harbor House. Trust me; they live up to the
hype. Dinner was an incredible experience Marc and
Caitlyn were our extraordinary servers and complimented every tasty morsel. Five stars!
In the job well done category - - this month I can
report that the Wisconsin AIDS Walk rose:
$261,094.00, and had 2,500 Walkers! P.J.’s
Oshkosh won the “Raise the Bar Competition” collecting $7,427.00 plus the tres generous $5,000
from the Johnson – Pabst Fund Gift making a grand
total of $12,427!!! Again job well done! Apologies
this information wasn’t in last month’s effort – the
dreaded deadline!
John & James’ Halloween Party was the toast of
the near south side. Goldie Adams, Bambi, Baby
Jane Hudson, Maya and me did a fun packed show
patio side. Even though it felt much more like a
Christmas Show, the party, host, and guest were all
quite warm.
The WhereHouse of Hot Water was our next
venue; Jane was engaged to wish the Manager of
this phenomenal entertainment complex a Happy
Birthday – ALA Marilyn Monroe. What fun we had
making sure it was a celebration to end all celebrations, Ole!
In the month of celebrating all we have, how
about helping others? Broadway Bonnie’s story of
surviving cancer is definitely a reason to lift your
glasses, but why not do one better? Her heroic battle is being shared and you the readers can vote to
help her be awarded much needed support to see
to mounting insurance and health care bills. Please
visit: US Bank.com/Make It Happen, Find the story:
Family Helping Family, Look for Bonnie DeLeeuw and
her million dollar smile. Click Vote For Story! Enter
your e-mail address and confirm it Click Cast Your
Vote Once a day, per e-mail address. The stakes are
a Human Life, Avoiding Insurance Debt, and a Win
of $5,000. All votes must be in by Monday, November 15, 2010.
Happy Golden Birthday, to Golden Boy – Paul
Milakovich
of Marquette University. Long may you shine! Congratz to Couple of the Month: Ebbie Duggins and
Kristen Weber. They found love in the Wisconsin
Cream City Chorus – and have been making beautiful harmony ever since. Last month a Commitment Ceremony to cement their union, long may
they love… A Shout Out to Miller Bill, holding court
in a most regal way at The Harbor Room! Wishing
The Harbor Room host, Eddie a speedy recovery
from a recent fall.
In closing, remember, it’s the Glamour, not the
Grammar! In this month of counting one’s blessings, I count each and every one of You, as I remain
Still Cordially yours,
Milwaukee - LaCage, Milwaukee’s #1 rated Gay
Night Club announced the hiring of George Schneider as their new General
Manager.
George is a veteran of the
Food and Beverage industry.
He hails most recently from
the Iron Horse Hotel, where
his creative abilities placed
the food and beverage programs at The Iron Horse on
the map. George also spent
several years with the Marcus Corporation, notably for
Mason Street Grill and the
Intercontinental Hotel. The
LGBT community eagerly
waits to see what he has in
store for La Cage.
“I am extremely dedicated
to my craft, hospitality, and
my community,” says
George, “I look forward to
making my mark at La Cage,
building on an already successful 25 plus year history.”
In addition to his years in the hospitality industry, George has been actively involved in PrideFest,
Inc. for the past 8 years, and for the past 5 has
served as their Operations Director.
George goes on to say, “If anything has been
proven to me throughout my career, it is the value
of customer service – this
will be paramount and my
focus at La Cage. Together
with the owners, I intend on
surprising the LGBT community and its allies with new
energy, new programming,
and a new look and feel to
what is already a Milwaukee
icon. Milwaukee is an extremely competitive market,
with new venues opening
on a daily basis. Under my
supervision, La Cage will
blossom into a new phase of
its existence; remaining the
‘place to be’ for everyone.”
Look for new specials and
programming in the next
couple of months, as well as
into 2011. La Cage plans to
revamp several of its interior
spaces, building upon the recent addition of Montage
Lounge. For more information on LaCage, please
visit www.lacagemke.com
LA CAGE ANNOUNCES
NEW GENERAL MANAGER
SHOCK POP
The Rise of the Wild Child Popper
By Will Baker
Madonna ignited shock pop as we know it today A r e y o u b e i n g a g o o d r o l e m o d e l f o r t o d a y ’ s
when she performed “Like a Virgin” at the 1985 Video y o u n g l i s t e n e r s ?
Music Awards wearing a combination bustier/wedding KW: I hope I can be a role model for young fans who are
gown, and her trademark “Boy Toy” belt. And who can afraid to be themselves. However, I wouldn’t encourage
forget 2003 when portraying a groom, she open-mouth young listeners to go get drunk we do in the video.
kissed her brides, Britney Spears and Christina Aguilera? W h a t d o y o u s a y t o p a r e n t s w h o m i g h t f e e l
These days, it’s not only Madonna who is using y o u r f r e e - f o r - a l l - s e x u a l i t y i s s e n d i n g t h e
shock to grab attention for her music. Christina raised w r o n g m e s s a g e t o t h e i r k i d s ?
eyebrows with “Dirty”, followed by Katy Perry who KW: My bisexuality isn’t promoting promiscuity. I’m
“kissed a girl and liked it”. Today’s leading players of actually a monogamous, relationship-oriented person,
pop – Ke$ha, Adam Lambert, and of course, Gaga - are which is a rarity regardless of sexual orientation. It’s irgaining notoriety by being untamed and unashamed. responsible for parents to make their kids feel they have
Now a new crop of young artists are upping the to fit a mold to conform to society’s standards.
shock ante, doing things never-before-seen in pop W h a t d o e s y o u r o w n m o m s a y ?
music. Is today’s celeb culture teaching fans that it’s KW: My parent’s views used to be very old school
but I’ve enlightened them.
weak to be meek?
Is t o d a y’ s ce l e b cu l t u re t e a ch i n g fa n s i t ’ s
KI LL IA N W E LL S – B l on d e Bi B om bs h e l l
we a k to b e m ee k ?
D o y o u s e e yo ur s e l f
KW: It’s not new for celebrities to do things that are
as a sh ock pop
seen as taboo. Pop stars can’t be blamed for someone
a rt i s t ?
else’s actions; that would be like saying porn stars are
KW: It’s not intentional. responsible for people having sex.
Wi l l yo u c o n t i nu e t o p u s h th e e n v el o p e in
I’m simply unwilling to
yo u r n e xt s on g s a n d m u s i c v i d e o s ?
censor myself. Art stops
KW: Definitely, I’m not holding back.
being art when you
neuter your creativity.
T h e b oy - o n - bo y k i s s i n
t h e vi d e o h a s s h oc k
va l u e .
KW: It’s about time a mainstream artist had the balls
to do a boy-on-boy kiss.
H a s t he k i s s b ro u g h t t h e a tt e n ti o n t o t h e
v i d e o yo u ho p e d i t w o u l d ?
KW: I find more people are shocked by the drunken
vomiting in the video.
A r ti s t s l i k e G eo rg e M i c ha e l a n d Ri c ky M a rt i n h i d C O U R T N E Y A C T – Wo n d er f ro m D o w n U n d e r
t he i r s e x ua l i t y w h i l e t h ey w e re o n th e t o p o f th e D o y o u s e e y o u r s e l f a s a s ho c k p o p a r t is t ?
c ha r t s . I s s e x ua l i t y m o re a c c e p t ed to da y ?
I don’t but I can see how someone from a different
KW: There’s still a long way to go but society is defi- walk of life might think I am.
nitely more open-minded now. Lady Gaga and Adam G e n d e r b e n d i n g h a s a c e r t a i n s h o c k v a l u e .
Lambert have huge followings. It goes to show that a There is something captivating about drag.
so-called ‘alternative’ sexual orientation isn’t a deal A re p e o pl e s t i l l s u r p r i s e d t o le ar n y o u ’ r e a ma n ?
breaker anymore.
Surprised, confused and baffled. I love when a guy is flirtW h o i s yo u r s h oc k- pop i d o l ?
ing and slowly he starts to see what he is looking at.
The wi g la ce , t he ey eb ro w pl ast ic , the stub bl e…?
KW: Prince because he did it all without fear.
S o m et im e s b ei ng to o s ho c k i ng c an d er a i l an a r t is t ’s Yes! There is that moment when he’ll look around to
c a ree r. W hen J os i e C ot t o n r ele a se d “Jo hn ny Are Yo u see who is watching and then he’ll shrug his shoulQu eer ? ” in ‘8 1 , s he lo s t he r re c o rd de a l. D o y ou f e ar ders and come home with me.
i t m a y b e t o o s o o n f o r a g uy- o n -g uy k i s s ? D o y o u a l w a y s g e t t h e m a n ?
KW: I was nervous in the beginning but the response Always.
has been way positive. I’m working with some major Wo u l d y o u h a v e b e e n s e l e c t e d f o r A u s people in the music industry because of the attention t r a l i a n I d o l i f y o u w e r e a r e a l w o m a n ?
from the video.
I believe so. Drag aside, I was still delivering a great
package. Look, sass, voice, and makeup.
W hy d i d y o u d e c id e t o co m p e t e a s a n o ut a r t i s t ?
I could never deny who I am in order to get ahead in
my career. We all dress up and create our selves. As
RuPaul says, “You’re born naked and the rest is drag”.
D i d R u Pa u l p a v e t h e w a y f o r o t h e r d r a g a r t i s t s ?
There were many before Ru. Danny LaRue, Lilly Savage,
Amanda Lear, Pete Burns, Boy George, Priscilla Queen Of
The Desert. I suppose once you have a Swarovski like
RuPaul, everyone else seems like cut glass.
Wh o i s y o u r s h o c k - p o p i d o l ?
Cher. Anyone who wears Bob Mackie actually.
Is A m e ri c a re a d y fo r a n ot h e r d r a g s u p e rs ta r ?
in Australia, I’m the face of Sheer Cover Mineral
Makeup. I’m no Joan of Arc, but it is pretty revolutionary to have a female illusionist selling the illusion
of beauty to Aussie females. I hope to have the same
success in America.
Are yo u b e in g a g o o d ro l e m o d e l f o r t o d a y’ s
yo un g l i s t e ne r s ?
Our world is so polarized. Black, white, boy, girl, gay,
straight. People look at Courtney and have to reassess what they believe to be true. I am proving
that you don’t have to fit into the mould that society
has defined. That’s a good thing.
Wh a t d o y o u s a y to p a re nt s w h o m i g h t n o t
a g ree w i th y o u ?
Parents should not impose their judgments and conditioning on children. Fill them with joy and let them
lead the way.
I s t o d a y ’ s c e l e b c u l tu re t ea c h in g f a n s i t’ s
we a k t o be m e e k?
No, artists are making fans question their beliefs and
values and getting them to re-think what is normal.
Wi l l y o u c o n ti n u e t o p u s h t h e en v e l o p e i n
yo ur n ex t s o n g s a n d m u s i c v i d e o s ?
I will continue to be me and if that is pushing someone’s envelope, then I guess I
have done my job.
CA R S T E N AN D E R S S O N
– Po p Po r n
Do y ou se e y ou r se l f as a
s h oc k p op a r t i s t?
I probably am. Pretending to be
the clean, innocent boy-nextdoor wouldn’t work for me. I
can’t compete with Justin Bieber.
Wh y d i d y o u d e c i d e t o
c o m e c l e a n a b o ut y o u r
por n p ast ?
You can’t hide something like
porn. It would come eventually.
Better to tackle it head-on.
Ha s i t h e lp ed b ri n g
a tt e n ti o n t o y ou r
s i ng in g c a ree r ?
Without my porn past, I’d be just another boy with a
song out. Porn has made people take notice. They
want to see what this boy can do other than get naked.
A r t i s t s l i k e G e o rg e M i c h a e l a n d R i c k y M a rt i n h i d t he i r s ex u a l i ty w hi l e th e y we re o n
t h e t op o f t h e c h a rt s . Is h om o a n d bi s e xu a l i t y m o re a c c e p t e d t o d a y ?
I think there is always going to be some issue with being
gay. Not with being gay but with being open with it.
W h o i s yo u r s h oc k- pop i d o l ?
Not Lady Gaga. Most things I see from her seem
copied from artists of the past.
K a t y Pe r r y ?
I don’t like her. I find her boring.
W h a t a b o u t Ma d o n n a ?
Madonna in her early years: definitely! Madonna
today: not really shocking anymore. I like the trashy
Europop stars from the 80s that really knew how to
shock. Amanda Lear was a transsexual who fooled
the world for years that she was a woman.
I s Am e r i c a re a d fo r a p o p -p o r n s t a r ?
Paris Hilton built a career out of porn. Other celebrities have followed, pushing their “accidentally lost
private porns” on the internet.
W h a t d o y o u h o p e t o p ro v e w i t h y o u r s o n g ?
Honestly? Nothing. The song is called “Fun” and
that’s all it is. I did it for fun; no deeper reason. Basically, I had done movies, photos… we thought what
comes next? Ok, let’s make a song.
H a v e yo u re t i red f ro m f il m s ?
No. I’m open to doing more. Maybe the big shocking
movie is still yet to come.
D o yo u d o p o r n f o r t he m o ne y o r f o r f u n ?
It’s not the money. I can think of a thousand better
ways to earn cash. Porn is the only job I feel comfortable with. I know my way around the bed, or on the
couch, or in the barn (laughs).
D o yo u c on s i d e r y ou r s e l f
a g o od rol e m od e l fo r
t o d a y ’ s yo u n g li s t e n e rs ?
Hell no. What would happen
to the world if young boys
took me as a role model? Scary
thought.
Wi l l yo u c o n t i n ue t o
pu s h t h e e n v e l ope wi t h
m o re s o n g s ?
I never make plans beyond the
next 24 hours. I have a real
messed-up mind. One day I
want this, the other I want
that, and finally I end up in
Japan shooting a manga porn.
V i s i t K i l l i a n We l l s . c o m ,
C o u r t n e y A c t . c o m , and
C a rs te n A n d er s s o n .c o m .
Well October has come and gone and now is time for
November to chill us to the bone and make us wonder
why we stay in this screwy mixed up state of ours, but
alas there is nothing I can do to change it so I will deal
with it just like the rest of you.
Before I get going here I wanted to remind all of you
to VOTE!! And if this ends up getting printed after the
vote then congratulations for those of you who did your
country/state proud and voted. And for those of you
who didn’t vote, SHUT UP AND QUIT BITCHING! Nothing ever changes if you don’t make your voice heard! So
register and make sure you vote at the next election!
Last month I kind of swerved off the path and started
talking way to much about IDA and KV, and something
about a squirrel if I remember correctly. But this month
shall have none of that silliness, so let’s get down to it
This month we are going to get back to the heart of
what this column really is piercing and tattooing! This
month I had a hard time figuring out what to talk about
so I just threw a dart at a dart board to guess what I
should write about, you know the same way the weatherman does it. And this time we are going to talk about
how to find good quality jewelry online. So let’s just get
to it shall we?
The first step is . . . uhhmmm . . . okay I guess I kind
of lied to you, there really is no possible way to find good
quality jewelry online. There just isn’t I’m sorry to say
that the wonderful god of pornography and YouTube has
failed us again.
You just can’t judge quality by a picture that may not
even be the same item you are ordering. A lot of times
the jewelry is so horrible that they get one piece that
looks good and they use it, and only it, to show the example of the product. Most of the time when you order
something online you know what you are getting because they manufacturing of that product is held to some
rules, regulations, or standards of some kind. Guess
what, in Body jewelry it isn’t. I could make body jewelry
in my bathroom while I take a dump and call it body jewelry. Now I am not trying to say that all online body jewelry is bad I am just saying that most of it is. And of the
jewelry pieces that are out there, there is no way for you,
the consumer, to know if it is good or not until you order
it. And once you get it and open the pack to look at it
you can’t return it anymore!
Another thing about jewelry online is that most
of it is made in third world countries, thus not supporting our own economy but that will have to be
another column, where the manufacturing standards are considerably less than here in the good
old USA. Most of the time this jewelry can’t even
be called surgical steel once it enters the country
because it test so low on the metallurgy (big word
for science of metals) tests!
This brings me back to my original point that you
just can’t find good quality body jewelry over the
internet. Now to those of my readers who think
they have good quality jewelry from the net I urge
them to show it to me and prove me wrong! In 10
years I have never, and I mean never, seen good
quality jewelry off the net. So the best advice I have
to buy your jewelry locally at professional body
piercing stores only!
I say buy at professional body piercing stores for
a few reasons. Most of the places in the malls sell
that same crap that you see online because they can
buy it for about a penny and sell it to you for $15
and make a big profit, so you really aren’t getting
around the craptastic jewelry that the internet has
to offer. Also places in the malls and other stores
which are not professional body piercers don’t have
the proper knowledge in order to educate you as to
which type(s) of jewelry are going to work the best
with your particular piercing. Also, when you go
someplace that doesn’t specialize in professional
body piercing, you are really just a big dollar sign to
them, they really don’t care if you have questions
about your piercing and even if you asked them they
couldn’t answer it correctly. So just go somewhere
that the people working actually care about you and
your body, professional body piercing studios.
Well it seems I have once again run out of room
and right now my hands hurt so much from typing
that I feel like I just went ten rounds at a “All you
can squeeze out” competition. Until next month
do your part to beautify our world, get pierced and
tattooed! And Have a Great Thanksgiving!!
If you have any questions for Brent or would like
to see him talk about a specific topic email him at
avantgarde@voyager.net.
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XXX DVD RELEASES
L o c k er R o o m S p y G u y,
Jet Set Men
Director John Bruno has
assembled a collection of the
hottest of J e t S e t M e n’ s
stable of jocks and has sent
them to the showers in their
suitably titled new release:
L o c k er R o o m S p y G u y.
Once Josh Griffin buys a
fitness gym, he realizes that
he’s likely to stumble across
some naughty post-workout
workouts. What an opportunity! The first of such encounters finds Dylan Roberts
wanting to check out the abs
of super sleek and sexy Tyler
Andrews. From admiring
Tyler’s abs, it is quick work for
Dylan’s hands work their way under Tyler’s shorts.
There Dylan finds Tyler’s piston primed and ready
for another sort of workout. Initially Tyler lies back
and lets Dylan do the heavy lifting and as soon as
Tyler’s legs are up in the air and spread plenty wide,
Dylan starts messing with Tyler’s taunt butt and
quivering sphincter. Tyler’s erection is unflagging as
he in turn manfully rims Dylan, just as Josh sneaks
a peek. Dylan continues to assume the position as
Tyler mounts him from the rear. Dylan proves an enthusiastic fuck toy, working out quite a gusher as
Tyler keeps up the anal assault.
Then Josh gets a really bright idea. Why doesn’t
he mount a couple of hidden surveillance cameras?
When he does he is rewarded with even more jockon-jock action. Big tattooed muscle stud Parker
London isn’t too happy to find Connor Habib sniffing his used jock and makes him pay by shoving his
cock mercilessly down Connor’s throat. Not that
Connor seems to mind. When James Gates wanders into the locker room, he finds Connor is noisily working Parker’s pucker and decides to join in.
Before long the newcomer is getting spit roasted.
When the players switch positions, Connor takes
his turn on the bench with Parker banging him balls
deep. Not wanting to be left out, James settles
down on Connor’s face for a tongue ride. Connor
fires off first, a most impressive load. Parker and
James quickly follow suit, Connor making sure to
milk out every last drop.
Boasting some impressive tattoos on his even
more impressive biceps, Brandon Bragg is deter-
Locker Room Spy & F*ck U
mined to work out his post
workout stiffness. Blessed
with a cleft chin, a lantern
jaw and raw slabs of muscles,
Brandon can’t wait to start
fisting his uncut manmeat,
doing so with reckless abandon. Taking care to caress his
pecs and tease his redrimmed pucker, Brandon
slowly builds to the inevitable creamy climax.
When it is time for him to
hit the showers, Brandon
doesn’t have long to wait for
company. Enter Andrew Blue
who is looking forward to a
hot shower after his workout. Seeing Brandon Andrew
revives quickly, whether because of the hot water or the hot guy is anyone’s
guess. After a little teasing and stroking, Andrew is
rocket hard and on his knees and getting Brandon
up to a full salute. Once the action is brought back
into the locker room, the scene loses some steam
until Brandon has Andrew on his back and banging
him good and proper. Watching Andrew fire off a
load, Josh, too, starts building up steam.
Josh is so turned on that when he catches Landon Mycles stripped down to his sexy black jock
and jacking off, it is an opportunity he’s not going
to let go by. Now a J e t S e t M e n exclusive, Landon
remains the quintessential boy-next-door although
he has certainly bulked up some since his Marcus
Mojo days with N e x t D o o r M a l e . Landon’s
meaty thighs take some effort to be pried apart. But
once Josh does, he works first his tongue, then a
finger or two and finally his sheathed hardon once
Landon has given it a spit shine. Josh proves such
an especially vociferous top, banging Landon ruthlessly, that other J e t S e t M e n might learn a thing
or two. The scene climaxes with Josh and Lanyon
lip locked and stroking, if not actually cumming in
unison.
Director John Bruno might have had a bit more
fun with the surveillance camera but no matter,
L o c k e r R o o m S p y G u y is another solid, entertaining J e t S e t J o c k title. Landon Mycles is one of
the hottest bottoms around and both Tyler Andrews and muscular Brandon Bangs fire up some
otherwise by-the-numbers locker room scenes.
Rating ***1/2 of *****
F * c h U , Falcon International
F * c h U heralds the return of Brent Everett in
one of Chi Chi’s laziest efforts to date. Those
who remember Everett from his early twink
days will be treated to one of the most perfectly sculpted physiques to be found in the
business. He’s featured in the sizzling opening scene in which he gives emerging superstar Steve Daigle quite a clinic in porn
performing. The shower room location will
look familiar to those familiar with L o c k e r
R o o m S p y G u y. Also from L o c k e r R o o m
S p y G u y is Brandon Bangs who is paired
with cute, well-hung Dayton O’Connor. Chi
Chi introduces each scene with her best tips
in DIY porn and F * c h U dashes along at an
unfussy 76 minutes.
Rating *** of *****
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