JaA_Magazine_07 - Hennessy`s World of Warcraft

Issue: 7
18th October 2011
Hennessy's
's Popular Press :
Justified and Ancient Magazine
Got a little bit time for issue #7
As some of you knows, I am having a lot of writing work to do in
school and I had to give up releasing magazine regularly for some
time. Well, some of my esseys moved a little bit to "done" status, so I
can spare some time for writing more interesting things and release
new issue finally. I hope you will find your day a little bit more sunny
with this issue.
I want to apologise for not bringing you all the stuff I should,
especially interview is missing. But hell yeah, next interview should be
bigger with 3 guildmates interviewed at once, so you will be satisfied.
Well, here is you mag again.
Nice Hallow's End
Hennessy
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Editorial
Raid news
Fancy things from WoW
Hallow's End?
Comics: Azeroth Olympics
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Raid news
Firelands have got nerfed, as you know, and this means, that JaA
started doing some serious genocide to these fire plane crackheads.
We still need to find that sneaky movement for the Ragnaros, the
Boss, but all other members of that lava gang are dead. I want to
thank all our raiders for famous work on raids, we are definitely
getting better, I am not going to name them all (you know, there is
lot of names like Thorack, Silverghost, Nenia, Auctus, Adélé, Lillymae,
Jalke, Maclovin, Sibelia, Anestheisa, Isiss, Porscha, Cocobean,
Unleashed, Kissed, Astrild but it is long list to write it actually) but I
want to thank specially to Danny (Isiss) that I have already regular
gnome sister in raids. I want also welcome Tukjis as new member of
guild and raids, I hope he will enjoy time with us.
And here are our trophy photos. Shannox was executed last time
already, second to scalp was that old hag Beth'tilac with her sticky
fellows:
Third Mr. "You can not pass!" Baelroc. Nah really his brother from
Moria is more impressive, he was actually able to kill Gandalf at least:
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And yes, this Firebird was annoying, but we still waiting for your
mount drop Alysrazor:
Big foot Rhyolith is quite funny, he really needs stady hand to drive,
best encounter in Firelands for me, except Ragnaros:
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And last one is that elvish Betrayer with Stag on his helm.
Majordomo should not kill the invincible Executus, this new servant
was an easy snack to bite:
Gratulations to all of us for making this progress and I believe in
Ragnaros photo for next issue.
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fancy things from WoW:
I have spicy things on you finally :o) here is your favourite topic:
As you know, John (Cocobean) is sometimes disturbed by his boss
calling him on phone during raids (btw. we do not have any issues
with that John really :o) ):
[R] Cocobean: boss again =(
[R] Unléashed: you have sex line going there coco
[O] Thorack: He is calling you at 21:00?
... and Morten does have always nice badboy answer :D
[R] Silverghost: Just tell him to go fuck himself and that when you
are off work he is not allowed to call unless he is paying for each min
that he is wasting your time.
Dave accepted that he has nice athletic silhouette:
[G] Jékal: fb? fat bastard?
[G] Adélé: I am a fat bastard, but yeah its facebook.
Xander prolly inspecting our raid members in his free time and
bringing some romantic news, rather check your home whether you
dont have spycam anywhere:
[O] Thorack: Andy and Morten both sick (from having sex
together).
We also know why Xander does not have much time for playing:
[O] Thorack: like I have time for that....
[O] Tickeldpink: stop making kids than.
[O] Hennessy: making kids is fun
[O] Thorack: rofl
And again some bits of Xander's life:
[O] Auctus: Like sucking it off Andy Xander?
[O] Thorack: I do, I love it.
I have to say, that this discussion was not about dick-shape things
but still... :D
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My favourite is last, I have finally found why is Dave not in game for
Ragnaros fights, he is with Viv and actually women are able (unlike
men) to do two things at once. Really Porsha let us know that sex and
wow is nice combination:
[R] Porscha: I am enjoying bouncing up and down.
Finally here are some funny facts from wow again, I was looking for
some references to characters and zones in Eastern Kingdoms:
Bloodlord Mandokir: this boss sometimes says "Ding!" when he
kills a player and level up. He also recieve "Grats!" from Jindo time to
time.
Bingles: Quest Save Bingles from Ironforge and actually character
Bingles are reference to fictional WWI pilot James Bigglesworth,
known as Biggles, from books by Captain WE Johns. (I read these
books at the age of 10-12 :o) )
Stormwind Champions Hall NPCs are named after main
characters from Stargate SG-1 series. You can visit Captain O'Neil,
Lieutenant Karter, Guard Hammon, Guard Quiene, Sergeant Major
Clate and Lieutenant Jackspring.
Fenrus the Devourer: An elite wolf in Shadowfang Keep, named
after Fenris, who is a gigantic and terrible monster in a shape of a
wolf in Norse mythology. Fenris was chained by Tyr, and in revenge,
he bit Tyr's hand. There is a chain in the same room as Fenrus is in,
lying on the floor. And Tyr's hand is located in Easter Plaguelands.
Harrison Jones: An archaelogy trainer in Stormwind is reference to
both the character Indiana Jones and actor Harrison Ford who played
him.
Hemet Nesingwary: comes from letters of Enrnest Hemingway's
name. His companions S.J. Erlgadin and Ajeck Rouack are
anagrams of J.D. Salinger and Jack Kerouac. Green Hills of
Stranglethorn, Hills Like White Elekk and The Snows of
Northrend are reference to books Green Hills of Africa, Hills Like
White Elephants and The Snows of Kilimanjaro.
There is one more reference to Ernest Hemingway, Old Man
Haming is NPC in Booty Bay, who is selling a book named Expert
Fishing - The Bass and You (reference to Old Man and the Sea).
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Ragnaros is reference to Ragnarok, which is end of the world in
Norse mythology. When Ragnarok happens, the world tree Ygdrasil
burns down to the ground.
Remy "Two Times" is made according to Jimmy "Two Times"
character from movie Goodfellas. Both of them repeat occasionaly
parts of their sentences twice.
Short John Mithril is a pirate giving arena treasure chest into
Gurubashi Arena every three hours. Long John Silver from Treasure
Island :o) ?
Theresa: Blindfolded woman wandering Undercity is reference to
the character from game Fable.
Janeiros Point: is reference to the Christ on Corcovado statue near
Rio de Janeiro. On Janeiros Point, he is portraited as a goblin wearing
GM-robe.
The Pig and Whistle is both a tavern in Stormwind's Old Town and
in Dragonlance fantasy book series.
I will have a look on Kalimdor next time.
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Hallow 's end news
Hallow's End just started and have got some nice new additions. So
what is this holiday about?
You can complete a bunch of dailies in Goldshire and Stormwind to
get some Tricky Treat (you can bu rewards for it), collect fancy masks
and transformation wands. There is also a lot of buckets to visit all
over the world for achievments.
Again you have special boss, this time it is Headless Horseman in
Scarlet Monastery. He receives Cataclysm loot, 365 ilvl plate helm,
rings, mainhand sword and mount. You can also buy new pet and a
firey man who allows you to cook on him instead of cooking fire :o).
Nice addition is also a fact, that you can buy masks from vendor
now. So do not wait and go for your loot soon.
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Comics: Azeroth Olympics by Wuli
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