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Christmas Gifts That Keep On Giving! Have You Seen This Band? Page 10 Page 15 T HE Volume 58, Issue 13 november 27, 2003 Uniter T H E OF F IC I A L W E E K LY S T U DE N T N E W S PA P E R OF THE ‘Tis the Season UNIVERSITY OF WINNIPEG the the pa g e 2 Volume 58, Issue 13 November 27 2003 T A F november 27, 2003 n e w s uniter S uniter F Jonathan Tan Editor In Chief unitereic@uwinnipeg.ca Michelle Kuly Managing Editor uniterme@uwinnipeg.ca A. P. (Ben) Benton News Editor bbenton@shaw.ca Cheryl Gudz Features Editor cvgudz@shaw.ca Jeff Robson A & E Editor jrobson@shaw.ca Leighton Klassen Sports Editor superfly149@hotmail.com Stu Reid Photo: Daniel Larsson Production Manager stureid@shaw.ca Julie Horbal Listings Editor uniter-events@newwinnipeg.com Chandra Mayor Copy Editor Hydro Planning on Hudson’s Bay? Ted Turner Advertising Manager tturner2@uwinnipeg.ca Scott deGroot Beat Reporter Kent Davies Diversions Coordinator M.D.Cohen Diversions Coordinator Joe Myles Distribution Manager Jacqueline Hebert Ainslee Smith Guest Photo Editors THIS WEEK’S CONTRIBUTORS Julie Horbal, James Paskaruk, Sheri Lamb,Jeanne Fronda,Paula Medeiros, Karin Kliewer, Jeremy Strub, Leah Allen, Sarah Petruscu, Sarah Hauch, Andrea Patenaude, Chris Madden, Danene Goulet, JJS Mcleod, Michael Rosenby Cover Photo by: Ainslee Smith The Uniter is the official student newspaper of the University of Winnipeg and is published by the University of Winnipeg Students' Association. The Uniter is editorially autonomous and the opinions expressed within do not necessarily reflect those of the UWSA. The Uniter is a member of the Canadian University Press and Campus Plus Media Services. Submission of articles, letters, photos and graphics are welcome. Articles should be submitted in text or Microsoft Word format to uniter@uwinnipeg.ca. Deadline for submissions is noon Friday (contact the section's editor for more information). Deadline for advertisements is noon Friday, six days prior to publication. The Uniter reserves the right to refuse to print submitted material. The Uniter will not print submissions that are homophobic, misogynistic, racist or libelous. We also reserve the right to edit for length or style. Contact Us General Inquiries: 204.786.9790 Advertising: 204.786.9779 Editors: 204.786.9497 Fax: 204.783.7080 Email: uniter@uwinnipeg.ca The Uniter Room ORM14 University of Winnipeg 515 Portage Avenue Winnipeg, Manitoba R3B 2E9 B Y C H R I S M A D D E N n November 18th, Manitoba Hydro hosted a public review of sites for their new Downtown office project at the Winnipeg Convention Centre. There are currently seven sites in the running, all in the downtown Winnipeg area. As of yet, there is no indication that Hydro is leaning towards any specific choice. In fact, they are quite eager to receive input from the people of this city in regards to where Winnipeggers think the new building should go. One of the proposed sites is where the Hudson Bay Company department store stands on the corner of Portage and Memorial. Upon hearing the proposal announcement last July, many Winnipeggers have been worried about the future of the Heritage-listed, former flagship store of the Hudson Bay Company. Last year, Manitoba Hydro bought Winnipeg Hydro from the City of Winnipeg. Negotiated into the deal was a commitment that Manitoba Hydro would build a new office building in the downtown Winnipeg area measuring in at a minimum of 400,000 square feet. The time has come, and the location of the new building will be decided by year’s end. Being an environmentally conscious organization, Hydro has organized a specific set of criteria to be met before the final selection of its location. Besides the typical worries such as prime visibility, notable identity and image, the company is also taking a more thoughtful approach with criteria such as access to solar energy, transit accessibility, and energy efficiency. The final decision will be a difficult one. These seven sites have already been heavily scrutinized and represent the only remaining candidates that survived from a long list. All are prime locations. Hydro wants its new headquarters to set an example for all new buildings designed in the future— their goal is an impressive 60% reduction in energy consumption compared against a structure of relative size. For the most part, people have not paid much attention to the majority of the proposed sites. One proposal would take the place of the Nutty Club building beside Can-West Global O Park; another, proposed by the Asper family, would see a 40-storey skyscraper on Portage and Main. Portage Place has suggested its east wing for redevelopment, as have other properties in the core of our city. Hydro employees were all too willing to talk about the different possibilities, trying to clear up any misunderstandings regarding the sites. Still, the proposition of the HBC property was the one most talked about, but at least some questions were answered. Most of us are already aware that the HBC has condensed its downtown store into three floors and moved in to a second store down at Polo Park. After a move like that, one can assume that the building isn’t exactly raking in the profits right now. The Bay’s proposal for the new Manitoba Hydro building would keep the department store alive. After losing Eaton’s, Winnipeggers would spit nails at the idea of watching another heritage department store being torn down, and developers appear to be aware of that. The proposal suggests that HBC would continue to occupy the first three floors of its building, and the beautiful limestone face we all know and love would be preserved if Hydro did indeed move in. It is rumoured that a tower of some sorts would rise above the top of the remodelled HBC building, in addition to an adjacent complex, built in the place of their existing parking garage (800 spaces gone! Yikes!!). If you’ve ever been to Toronto, you may have noticed remodelled heritage buildings living glorious second lives as the bases of office towers; if Hydro went ahead with this proposal, it wouldn’t be the first time a building was redone in this fashion. An older gentleman at the public review made the very good point that if Hydro did select the HBC proposal, it would provide Winnipeg’s central business district with an anchor on its west end. Future developers would likely look more closely to the area between Main St. and Memorial if there were eye-catching complexes at either end, condensing and beautifying our city’s main strip. This does not go so far as to say that Hydro should accept the Bay’s offer, as there are six other excellent locations for the building, and all have their merits. Businessmen and entrepreneurs were giving their own opinions for what should be done with the HBC building, saying that it would be a waste of a landmark for Manitoba Hydro to build their offices there. The idea of a year-round entertainment complex was brought up: with venues, specialty shops and the like thriving within the building along with the Bay. Helping the Hudson Bay Company maintain its legacy in the heart of our city is a priority for many, so don’t think Hydro is the sole saving grace. The seven possible locations are available on the Manitoba Hydro website: www.hydro.mb.ca. Check it out if you’re interested and let them know what you think is the best proposal. Everyone’s opinion counts—they want to hear from you. the november 27, 2003 uniter pa g e 3 n e w s Cross Border Drug Dispute Heats Up B Y S C O T T D E G R O O T t’s well known that Canada’s health and safety standards are similar to, if not better than, our neighbours to the south. That’s not what the Food and Drug Administration (FDA) would have us believe. In a scramble to seal the border to cheap prescription drugs purchased through Internet pharmacies, the FDA is claiming that Canadian drugs are unsafe—much to the chagrin of Health Canada. And although the FDA says it’s acting in the interests of public health, many believe it’s just trying to protect the profits of the multi-billion dollar U.S. pharmaceutical industry. When FDA and Health Canada officials met in Ottawa last week to share information on the cross-border prescription drug trade, divisions between the two organizations immediately surfaced. “We have seen lots of examples of unsafe drugs coming into the United States from Canada: unapproved medicines, medicines that were not stored properly, medicines that were dispensed in the wrong amounts or without a physician’s labelling,” said Mark McCellan, the FDA commissioner. “Some of them are Internet versions of legitimate street pharmacies. Some of them are not. The problem is we don’t have any regulatory mechanism in place across our countries to reliably tell the difference.” His remarks did not go unchallenged by Diane Gorman, assistant deputy minister of Health Canada, who stood up for the agency’s safety record. She bluntly stated there’s no evidence to support the FDA’s claims. “We have no evidence at this time, in the context of Internet pharmacies, that there are unsafe products going to the United States,” she said. “It’s very clear that Canada’s safety record is second to none internationally.” Lately, the U.S. has been cracking down on shipments of prescription drugs from Canada, which are illegal under American law. The FDA has stepped up the pressure, using a variety of scare tactics ranging from I public warnings to legal action. In early November, an Oklahoma court ordered the temporary closure of RX Depot, a chain of 80 storefront operations across the United States that help Americans get prescriptions filled in Canada. Americans have been purchasing Canadian drugs in record numbers. Most Internet pharmacies are located in Manitoba and the industry is now worth a whopping $400 million to the provincial economy compared to $250 million in 2001. Manitoba, which has more than 60 Internet pharmacies catering to Americans, has become a hotspot in the growing debate. Today 1,500 Manitobans are employed by online pharmacies, many in small towns that had been struggling to stay alive, said Graham Starmer, president of the Manitoba Chambers of Commerce. The industry as a whole is worth 1.2 billion dollars annually to Canada. Due to government price controls, Canadian prescription drugs often cost over 50% less than they do in the U.S., and sales in Winnipeg are growing by ten percent a month. A new poll suggests that most Americans believe it should be legal for them to buy prescription drugs outside of the U.S. if prices are lower. A majority, seventy percent of respondents, said buying drugs from other countries should be legal, and one in eight said they or someone in their home has done so. Many American state and municipal governments are also looking to Canada to save some major cash. The state of Wisconsin, which spends $600 million dollars a year on prescription drugs for its Medicare program, is currently looking into Internet pharmacies. So far, Michigan, Iowa, Minnesota and Illinois are also exploring the option. In July of 2003, Springfield, Massachusetts became the first major American City to officially purchase Canadian drugs for city workers and retirees. Springfield’s mayor Michael Albano said that the city of 150,000 would save around $4 mil- lion dollars annually. “The exact same drug is 20 to 80 percent cheaper,” said Albano. “It would be irresponsible not to take advantage of the savings.” Other centres such as New York City and Chicago have plans to follow suit. With more and more Americans getting on the bandwagon, there are concerns that Canadians will face drug shortages in the coming months. Pharmacist Fred Boyle, an Alberta pharmacist with forty years of experience says his business is already feeling the effects. “There are more shortages from our wholesale supplier than there has been in my memory as a pharmacist,” Boyle said. “Some times it takes quite a while to correct the shortages.” The response of the pharmaceutical giants has the potential to adversely affect Canadians. Many have publicly declared they will not ship supplies to Canada that might find their way back into the United States at lower prices. As a result, supplies of drugs like Losec, used to treat heartburn and ulcers, or the blood pressure medication Chronovera, may be running low, according to some pharmacists. However, health minister Anne McLellan said there was no evidence of any actual shortages. The pharmaceutical companies have also begun to raise prices in Canada for certain top-selling drugs by between 1-5%. Although Canadian price controls protect against massive increases, drug prices have remained steady for several years allowing for further price adjustments. The drug giants are also claiming that if the U.S. market is further opened to cheaper imported drugs they could lose $600 billion in profits in the next decade, some of which goes towards research and development. Canada accounts for barely two percent of global pharmaceutical sales, while the U.S. accounts for around one half. the pa g e 4 uniter november 27, 2003 n e w s Restorative Justice Emphasizes Holistic Approach B Y K A R I N K L I E W E R n the quest for true justice, it is the journey itself that matters most. In celebration of this “journey,” Restorative Justice Week (November 17-21) addressed alternate ways of approaching harm done to individuals and communities. This was a week of awareness and connection-building, between local justice organizations, students, and the general public. Restorative Justice Week was full of thought-provoking discussions and events. The U of W hosted a Tuesday night panel discussion on “faith and restorative justice,” and a play and discussion entitled “Circles of Support and Accountability” was held at the Justice Resource Centre, 583 Ellice Avenue, on Wednesday afternoon. On Friday, the Winnipeg Art Gallery showed a film on this topic, and the week ended with a coffee house circle discussion on Sunday. Numerous other events were hosted by different organizations around the city. The concept of Restorative Justice portrays alternative ways of approaching crime that emphasize holistic methods. Neil FunkUnruh, a Menno Simons College professor, reminds us that “so much of what we hear is based on punishing, [but] community health and safety may have more to do with finding ways for people to heal, finding ways to I rebuild connections.” Such processes are not new; they have been (and are) used in indigenous societies throughout the world. They provide an effective tool for justice, while influencing and inspiring newer programs towards holistic healing. Examples of this include VictimOffender Mediation programs, South Africa’s Truth and Reconciliation Commission (TRC), Family Group Conferencing in New Zealand, and holistic circle healing responses to sexual abuse in Hollow Water First Nations here in Manitoba. There are also many such groups active here in Winnipeg. Among these are the John Howard Society and the Elizabeth Fry Society, both of which work with prisoner rehabilitation. Open Circle is another local program that organizes visits between members of the community and those within correctional institutions. Circles of Support and Accountability works with sexual offenders who are out of prison, but remain at some risk of re-offending if they do not connect with community. Such initiatives are important, as typical retributive systems—those that are reflected by court processes and traditional “eye for eye” mentalities—leave little room for the “journey of justice,” as outcomes such as a jail sentence are paramount. Although such processes do have a place within our society, we may currently be too reliant upon this as our only source of justice. According to Professor Funk-Unruh, “The biggest challenge [for restorative justice] is getting through the mindset that we can protect society by locking people up, and that that’s somehow going to change the way they behave, the way they think, and somehow create safety for the rest of us.” The concept of restorative justice, however, focuses on making things right, not only between victims and offenders, but also within surrounding communities such as family, friends, or neighbourhoods also affected by criminal behaviour. Programs that reflect restorative purposes seek to: (a) identify harm done by certain individual while taking steps to heal wounds caused by these harms; (b) involve all who are affected by the action(s); and, ultimately (c) transform traditional community and governmental responses to crime to reflect more restorative values. This is a daunting, yet worthy goal, as it takes into account the complexity of human conflict and behaviour, as well as our potentials for relational healing. Professor James Loewen, also from Menno Simons College, states that Restorative Justice is unique as it is “concerned with the victim, and participation of the victim. Criminal Justice isn’t. Restorative Justice is concerned that healing be a major outcome of any justice process…. Causing more harm only creates larger amounts of harm rather than less.” The concept of Restorative Justice is clearly gaining momentum, and is continuing on its own journey of incorporating relational justice and healing into daily life. The University of Winnipeg offers courses centred around the principles of Restorative Justice in the Conflict Resolution Studies department (course #61.2221/3 in the University of Winnipeg Calendar). For more information, check out www.restorativejustice.org FOR SOME OF THE BEST USED VEHICLES IN MANITOBA Visit us on the web at www.manitobacarfind.ca the november 27, 2003 uniter pa g e 5 n e w s International Students Respond to Pilot Project PA U L A M E D E I R O S nternational students earned a big victory when the federal and provincial governments in partnership signed on a twoyear pilot project that allows international students to work off-campus. Some people still have doubts if it really will bring benefits for the students or if it could harm them by diminishing study time. International students who already have been working on campus answer that question affirming that permission to work off-campus is definitively “a good idea.” One Brazillian student majoring in environmental and international studies, works four different jobs on campus— Petrified Sole, Beyond Words Bookstore, Enrolment Service and Program Staff of UWSA. Although this looks like it’s easy to find a job, it’s not; she had to wait one year to get the first job, mainly because vacancies on campus are few and far between. “Whoever wants work has more options with this new legislation and they don’t need to wait so long to find a job. Probably I will apply to work during the summer,” she said, because during regularly scheduled breaks she is allowed to work full-time. Another international student who divides his time between Infobooth, Beyond Words Bookstore, the Cafeteria and staffing the UWSA is business student Roshan Makhijani from India. “I like and prefer working here in the university, because outside they’re going to pay almost the same and here we have a flexible schedule and it is very good when the semester is ending,” I explained Roshan. He is satisfied working an average 13 hours per week, the current legislation permitting a maximum of 17.5 hours per week to work on campus. F o r international students to apply, the forms to request off-campus employment will be available in the Student Services International Office from the first week of December. This work permission allows the international student to work twenty hours per week during regular academic session for employers in the province of Manitoba. To apply, the international student must possess a valid study permit, have completed two consecutive semesters of full-time study within the past twelve months at one of the certified post-secondary institutions in the province, be currently enrolled in full-time studies, and maintain acceptable academic standing. Konrad Kalicki, a politics student from Poland, thinks that the advantages of this new program are many. “It is a very good Clockwise from left: Roshan Makhijani, DiniSilveida, Konrad Kalicki idea and is not about the job and the money you can get, but also about getting experience in Canada.” With his jobs in the Dean’s Office, and as the ESL Program and Teaching Assistant for the Politics Department, it is clear that Kalicki enjoys variety, but he agrees that jobs more related to a student’s course of study would be better. No matter if students are looking for jobs that will give them experience or just looking for anything to pay the bills, the new pilot program seems to have met a need. “At least now we have this possibility, before it wasn’t available to us,” says Kalicki. Photos By: Paula Medeiros B Y For more information contact the Student Services International Office at 786-9858. U.S. in Hot Water over Arar Deportation B Y S C O T T D E G R O O T resident George W. Bush and Maher Arar should do lunch. They may not have much in common but there’s one topic they could discuss for hours. In Bush’s own words, Syria is a country with “a legacy of torture, oppression, misery, and ruin.” That’s something Arar knows all about. Thanks to U.S. officials he was beaten and tortured there for almost a year. An area of discussion they may want to avoid, however, is that of U.S. law. It unequivocally forbids deportations that result in torture. Arar’s hellish odyssey began on September 26th 2002 when U.S. authorities detained him at the JFK international airport. He was switching flights on his way home to Canada, travelling alone from a family vacation in Tunisia. Suspected of having links to alQaeda, Arar was questioned for hours, stripsearched, and eventually deported to his native Syria – a country he hadn’t lived in for 15 years. Arar was not allowed to contact a lawyer, the Canadian embassy, or even his own family. In fact, his whereabouts was not determined until almost a month later, much to the distress of his wife and two young children in Ottawa. Despite months of the foreign affairs department’s “quiet diplomacy” and pledges from the Prime Minister to act, Arar was held P in Syrian jail for over a year. He was interrogated day and night, constantly beaten, and held in a tiny, dirty cell. Finally, on October 6th 2003, 375 days after being taken into custody in New York, the Syrians set Arar free stating there was not enough evidence to link him to al-Qaeda. He soon arrived at Montreal’s Dorval International airport and was thrust into media frenzy. Obviously shocked, Arar described his ordeal at a press conference held in Ottawa. “What I went through is just beyond imagination. Interrogation lasted about eighteen hours. They beat me from time to time and made me wait in the waiting room for one to two hours before resuming the interrogation. While in the waiting room I heard a lot of people screaming.” But with Arar safely back in Canada, there seems to be more questions than answers. As a result, the tension is rising for governments on both sides of the border. After adamantly denying that the RCMP was involved in the U.S. Arar’s deportation, Wayne Easter, Canada’s solicitor general, changed his tune last week by acknowledging for the first time that Canadian officials provided information to the U.S. on Arar. The announcement came after a meeting with U.S. Attorney General John Ashcroft in Washington D.C. However, Easter was less than apolo- getic and attempted to deflect some of the responsibility. “Our discussions indicate that this information didn’t come from Canada alone. The information comes from a number of agencies globally. Specifically as it relates to Canada, that information will come out as we go through review.” Attorney General John Ashcroft, Easter’s U.S. counterpart, has even gone so far to deny that Arar was tortured at all. He said that the Syrian embassy in Washington has assured the U.S. government that Arar was not tortured, a claim he apparently believes. In the eyes of human rights organizations and Arar’s supporters, Ashcroft’s stance is contradictory to U.S. policy and the words of President Bush himself. Washington has attacked Syria’s record on human rights so often lately it’s become mantra. And a recent U.S. State department report has said that most common types of torture in Syria are beatings, electric shocks, pulling out fingernails, forcing objects into the rectum, and bending prisoners into the frame of a wheel while whipping exposed body parts. Stephen Watt, Arar’s lawyer, thinks he may have a case against the American government. American law strictly forbids the deportation of a person to a country where they will be tortured. “Regardless of whether assurances were obtained, Maher was subjected to torture,” Watt said. “And so these reassurances that the United States may have obtained from Syria were clearly not worth the paper they were written on.” Bill Graham, Canada’s minister of foreign affairs issued his own statement in response to Ashcroft’s remarks. His spokesperson said that Ottawa has no reason to doubt Arar’s honesty, and that his account of torture is a compelling one. Here in Canada, the CPC, the commission for public complaints against the RCMP is investigating the deportation. Arar hopes the investigation will clear his name. “I am not a terrorist,” he said defiantly. “I am not a member of al-Qaeda, I don’t know anyone who belongs to this group. I know the only way I will be able to move on is if I can find out what happened to me.” Shirley Heafey, head of the commission, says it’s important to find out if the RCMP improperly gave information about Arar to U.S. authorities leading to his deportation. The RCMP Complaints Commission has no power to impose discipline or to order compensation payments to victims. It’s unknown how long the investigation will take. Arar, who has lived in Canada since 1987, earned bachelor’s and master’s degrees in computer engineering, and has since worked in Ottawa as a telecommunications engineer. He does not have a criminal record or any prior altercations with the law. the pa g e 6 uniter november 27, 2003 e d i t o r i a l Six Figure Salaries for Two Months Work, Welcome to the Canadian Senate ment accountability shows the importance of the issue to Canadian voters. The Senate’s actions mean the bill returns to the now T A N defunct Chretien regime’s government, ensurEditor In Chief ing it will die despite months of parliamentary debate. There are accusations from some ith the Canadian Senators who opposed the amendments that Senate’s recent the Senators who proposed the amendments actions that have do not want to have their finances publicly effectively killed the govscrutinized for fear of revealing conflicts of ernment’s ethics commissioner bill and a host interest. This is because many Senators also of others, the Canadian public should again sit on corporate boards; it is possible that they take notice of the most unaccountable of are receiving financial compensation that is Canadian government institutions. inappropriate for someone in their position. The Senate’s proposed amendments to Killing the ethics commissioner bill ensures the Ethics Bill C-34, a bill that was passed that these figures will remain outside of pubunanimously in the House of Commons, lic scrutiny. would effectively give the Senate control over The other major government priority the position. The fact that all parties in the that the Senate has effectively killed is Bill CHouse were able to put partisan differences 49, which would redraw the electoral boundaside in an effort to create increased governaries to correspond with the most recent census data. This might make it impossible to have a spring election. The Senate claims that it is the government that is to blame if these bills die, stating that the Prime Minister’s desire to prorogue parliament to avoid sitting in TEACH ENGLISH (Winnipeg: Dec 2-7) or a House controlled by Paul Martin OVERSEAS! through correspondence. means the bills cannot be passed. Become an excellent No experience required. Still, despite the legitimacy of the teacher of English to Job guarantee. claim that the House of Commons speakers of other TEAM TESOL Institute should sit longer to ensure governlanguages. Certify in-class 1-866-GO-WORLD ment priorities are passed, the (great 5 day course) www.teamtesol.com Senate’s actions remain questionable. To place a classified ad, call Ted at 786-9779 The Senate is meant to be or e-mail at tturner2@uwinnipeg.mb.ca a venue for regional representation for rates and info. and sober second thought on government bills. In large part they J O N A T H A N W Uniter Classifieds Letters Re: Scandalous Poster In response to the misrepresentative letter from A.D. in opposition to Mathew Gagne’s Scandalous Poster letter. Although many students are open minded, some are not. This is one of the many reasons why the LGBT* Centre strives to battle homophobia by challenging people on their ideas. Sado-Masochistic, Master/Slave sexual scenarios are healthy, natural, and common, regardless of sexual orientation, sex, or gender. Are you the all-knowing power of what women think about sex and violence? Apparently not, because in no way were any issues of sexual harassment, male domination, or rape implied by the poster. As the artistic designer of the poster, I would like to inform you, as well as the rest of the student population, that concerns as to the appropriateness of the images were considered in the designing process. Art meant to advertise is about making an image that stays in people’s minds, an image that will help the sponsoring group advertise their current promotion. By this measure, the poster was an enormous success. If you feel this poster stereotypes the GLBT* community, maybe you are not as open minded as the majority you refer to! If students are offended by an S&M image, perhaps it is their openness to varied sexual practices that should be questioned, rather than a “safe place.” There are many posters hanging in the Centennial hallway that may have to do with religious practices as well as political and social programs offered by various student groups on campus. I do not regret seeing these images because I understand freedom of speech and freedom of expression, and that EVERY student group on campus deserves to advertise their programs and campaigns as they see fit. If this poster has left distaste in your mouth, I would highly suggest you stop by the LGBT* centre, room OR13 in the Bulman Student Centre, and ask a few questions. That may clear the distaste of homophobia. Nina Fielding Re: Scandalous Poster In response to the response regarding the “Scandalous Poster” of Homohop X, there are a number of issues that come to mind. Firstly, I applaud the discussions and that are taking place regarding the interpretation of the banner/poster. It’s truly important to raise all the issues, debate and dialog subject matter that not everyone necessarily agrees with. I am one of the artistic directors of the original photograph before it was reproduced into the splendid overhanging banner. The re-creator of the photograph successfully captured the focus of the two subjects – consensual and loving. It’s necessary to examine the issues that the respondent raised in order to give clarity in hopes of opening up further dialog. Firstly yes, a black hat and armbands in the image can be interpreted as sadomasochistic imagery. However, what is truly rarely perform these function, mostly rubber stamping government bills into law. Senators are appointed by the Prime Minister’s office. These patronage appointments place partisan loyalists into the Upper Chamber with a base salary of $114,200 plus $12,000 for travel and a living allowance; they are also given a budget for their office. The appointments last until the Senator turns 75. Because they are patronage appointments to the Senate, most Senators are Liberals, but there are also many Progressive Conservative Senators. In other countries, like the United States or Germany, the upper house is much more effective than here in Canada. In Germany, and in the U.S. they ensure that there is regional representation from all states or provinces at the federal level. In Canada, because of the strong party line that operates in the House of Commons, MPs from the provinces are often ineffective in representing the concerns of their constituents because they are compelled to tow the party line, even if the bill in question will have negative effects on their constituents. A reformed Senate in Canada could help to diminish regional discontent. Indeed this was one of the major policy goals of the Reform party during the 1990’s. They called for a Triple E Senate- Equal, Elected and Effective. While it may be difficult to establish what constitutes equal (should it be the same number of Senators per province or should it reflect levels of population?), it is clear that our current system of patronage appointments is far too arbitrary. The fact that someone has been loyal to the ruling party or Prime Minister should not automatically qualify them to represent the interests of Canadians in government. The offensive to the S/M community are the assumptions of gender roles/stereotypes and its association to violence. The S/M community is based on the fundamental principles of: Safe, Sane & Consensual regardless of gender or sexual orientation. And that is a fact. Anything otherwise is violence and therefore not an S/M practice. A practice not acceptable to the S/M community. In S/M relations, there is a considerable amount of negotiation and care prior, during and after an activity… but I digress. Historically, the queer community has been subject to oppression in many forms that includes who one commits to, loves, or engages in sexual activity with. The queer community values its sex positive space that it created and should not be shamed for its depictions. Other than the attire, the image on the left depicts eye-to-eye contact and the image on the right depicts both parties in a loving caress. How could this not denote a positive and safe scenario? Would it have been more appropriate to have the two subject matters painted in a blue shirt rather than black? Would it be more appropriate to have the subject matters standing beside one another rather than one caressing the other’s torso? What emotions would the image conjure if it were a woman standing and a man caressing her torso? I’m not at all trying to be condescending but to examine issues of power, sex and gender. I acknowledge that you did not choose to view the image, but you however chose to associate the image with violence, coercion and restraint (non consensual acts) that is not supported nor tolerated by the S/M (safe, sane, consensual acts), queer or heterosexual community. As a female born and feminist identi- inability of the public to hold these people accountable, by voting them out, can lead to arrogance, such as that displayed by the Senate’s most recent actions. Another factor to consider is that Senators’ compensation relative to the work they actually perform is unreflective of the reality faced by other Canadians. The Senate sat for 67 days this year. What other job pays six figures for just over two months of work? Their ability to represent Canadians is further hampered by the gap between their reality and ours. To reform the Senate we would have to re-enter the realm of Constitutional politics, something many citizens and politicians do not have the stomach for after the failed attempts to amend the Constitution in the 80s and 90s. However, it has been suggested that incoming Prime Minister Paul Martin could hold a special Senate-only round of Constitutional talks. Most provincial leaders would be in favour of Senate reform; the real difficulty would be to avoid horse-trading by the provinces on other Constitutional issues. In short, what is needed is political will on the part of both the federal and provincial governments to reform the increasingly unpopular, useless and unaccountable Senate. Paul Martin is promising to address the ‘democratic deficit’ in this country. He has also, for the moment, ruled out changes to the electoral system or the Senate. As citizens we need to ensure that democratic reforms in this country are more than token window dressings. Political pressure needs to be firmly applied on the issue of Senate reform throughout Mr. Martin’s first term in office, so that hopefully when it comes time for reelection, Senate reform will be an election issue in earnest. fied, I have delved into many issues involving sex and gender. I truly believe you are not miseducated about the equality, support and respect that the LGBT community strives for, however I do feel you are un/miseducated about S/M and its associations. We at the university are in a very privileged position to identify, deconstruct, reclaim and inform on issues on what the “highly visually sensitive society” may connote. It’s too easy to sit back apathetically and agree with assumptions rather than challenge people’s ideas, and in this case, on artistry and themes that intend to denote otherwise. Sincerely, Reece Lagartera-Manning “Earn Nothing Day?” Dear Editor, I’ve been noticing many advertisements around campus for “Buy Nothing Day.” It seems to me that if we were to adopt such a maxim, and if we remember our rudimentary economics, that this would prevent the flow of money, at least for one day. So at the same time we are essentially promoting “Earn Nothing Day,” perhaps not a very attractive option, especially if we want to be globally conscious individuals. This should remind us that if indeed we want to “fight the power,” we should look for more effective means, or at least not feel content with these short-sighted solutions. Please do not see this as a defence of capitalist oppression. Stephen Harfield Student U of W the november 27, 2003 uniter pa g e 7 D I V E R S I O N S bored games Tales From a Muirite BY M.D. COHEN AND KENT DAVIES Songs for the Season straight faced Christmas time again, the tree is lit, the stockings are stuffed, and horrible, horrible music is being played over the loud speakers. I t’shorrible, Maybe its time the family invested in some new listening material this B Y season? Maybe something other then Michael Bolton, Bing Crosby or (God Forbid) the Backstreet Boys? Here at the diversions section we would like to suggest some alternative songs for your listening pleasure this holiday season. M D C O H E N o this week I decided to make something every weekly magazine needs: a personal section. I thought this would be a great idea but the problem with it is the fact that people might take it too seriously. The Uniter would get letters from interested people and I would be to blame. So I began to think about who would be best served by this kind of section. The answer was obvious: Board game pieces. So, for your enjoyment, here is the Uniter’s new personal section entitle Bored Games. S Are you tired of dating players and having token boyfriends or girlfriends? Are you puzzled at the prospect of finding your missing piece? Are you looking for love? If you answered yes to any of the above questions, the Uniter’s Board Game Dating section might be for you. Check out some of the eligible candidates looking for their match. “I’m the One Who Shot Santa Down” - Deadbolt - Sonic Youth “Christmas with the Devil” - Spinal Tap “Here Comes Santa’s Pussy” - The Frogs “Be Claus I Got High” - Bob Rivers “Santa Claus Conquers the Martians” - Sloppy Seconds “Christmas in Prison” - Ry Cooder “12 Days of Christmas” - Bob and Doug Mackenzie “Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer” - Less Than Jake Dr. Muire has his own line of Action Figures. Accesories include a boxed drink, striped T-shirt, and a copy of Plato’s Republic. “Fairy Tale of New York (Christmas in the drunk tank)” - The Pogues “Daddy Drank Our Xmas Money” - TVTV$ And the always classic “Santa Doesn't Cop Out on Dope” “Blue Christmas” - Porky Pig Blurred Vision B Y K A D Monopoly: Top hat seeks good head. Excons welcome. Clue: Mrs Peacock seeks man who can cut the Mustard. Are you the one? Backgammon: Black pip is looking to join an inter-colour relationship. Has rolled snake eyes in the past and wants to go again. Twister: Looking for a woman with her feet on the ground. Preferably one on yellow and one on red. Cards: Queen of Diamonds is tired of the club scene. Seeking man with heart. America’s Military: Protecting what’s important. Yatzee: Will you take a chance on me? Let’s roll the dice and see what happens. Etch-a-Sketch: My life has taken too many turns just to end up with the same knob. Will you etch out a new life with me? Hypocrites Anonymous B Y Chess: Knight owl seeks same. Jacks: Don’t drop the ball. This Jack won’t be on the market for long. Darts: Couple seeking third party. Throw caution to the wind and make it a triple. M I C H A E L R O S E N B Y o the other day I was driving home from work through rush hour. I was making great time until the asshole in front of me decided to make a left-hand turn. Do you know how long you have to wait to make a left hand turn? I mean sure, there was no goddamn sign that said he couldn’t do it, but how inconsiderate. That guy was a selfish bastard. Well, after about S fifteen minutes of waiting, I was able to continue on. The rest of the ride was fairly crappy but it only got worse. I finally get to my street. So I flick on the old turn signal and began to wait patiently for an opening to turn onto my street. All of a sudden some asshole behind me starts honking his horn and giving me the goddamn finger. I mean come on, how else am I supposed to get home? What a prick. As if he never makes left-hand turns. Some people, you know, some people. Heard In the Halls B Y K E N T D A V I E S Time: 12:34 Place: Manitoba Male: We went to see Ms. Nude Israel Female: I didn’t know they had strippers in Israel Male: Maybe they’re from the Gaza strip. Huh, huh, nothing? Female: That’s awful. Stream of Consciousness alloween is over. All the big kids used to steal my candy, and this year, I decided it was time to break the vicious cycle. So I gave all the younger kids cans of mace instead of candy. AND I punched all the big kids in the face. Just doing my part. My lifelong dream is to bathe in soya sauce. But the chinese restaurants won't let me come in and take their little packets anymore. I tried applying at the Make a Stupid Wish Foundation, but they said they were too busy collecting Jell-O for some girl, and a whole bunch of guys who wanted to watch. Anyone interested in donating soya sauce packets can email me. Thank you, and God bless. After years of study, I've discovered that badgers CAN get drunk. But unfortunately, they're violent and abusive drunks. And I never trimmed their claws. ...No further testing is planned at this time. Sometimes I wonder if mankind will H B Y J J S M C L E O D survive into the fourth millenium. Will we ever be able to repair the damage we've done to the earth? Will we be able to solve world hunger and end world war before we exhaust our resources and destroy our mother planet? But then I remember I'll be dead by then. "...so there I was, facing twenty very angry Scout masters, and wearing nothing but a loincloth made out of a Furby. And so I did the only thing I could do. I can't remember exactly what that was. I was pretty drunk at the time. I woke up in a field." There was a murmur of approval and admiration from the several drunk listeners, and I topped my hat at them and went to get another drink. They live for my stories. Next time I'll tell them about the time I infiltrated the girls’ steam room with a camera in my babushka, and then got electrocuted because the equipment got moist from all the steam. My cover was blown (literal- ly and figuratively), and I think they ended up stealing my pants. You know, life is like a box of chocolates. It's rectangular, often wrapped in foil, and it may contain nuts. If I could be any animal, I would be a magic fish. Cause whenever anyone caught me, I'd say, I'm a magic fish, and if you let me go, I'll grant you three wishes. And then when they let me go, I'd say "Suckah!!!" If you're ever feeling down about the way your life is going, just take the evening off, and go watch the sunset from a high building or mountain. In the presence of the awesome beauty of nature, you'll quickly forget all of your insignificant problems. Oh yeah, and have about 10 beers first. Or you can have 12 beers, and watch tv instead of the sunrise. In any case, there's beauty all around you. You're just not drunk enough to see it yet. I should write one of those Life's Little Instruction Book things. I got inspiration coming out of every orifice. Time: 1:12 Place: Manitoba Female: Where’s my liquor, I have class. Time: 11:26 Place: Ashdown Female: You think you know awkward? My boyfriend’s a med student and his roommate is the doctor who gives me physicals. How’s that for awkward? Time: Bulman Place: 1:23 Male: Okay, I admit it I don’t know what gives girls yeast infections. Female: Tight pants. Male: Really. Female: Yeah. Male: Is that why every time I go to the ballet I smell bread? What have YOU heard in the halls? Let us know – email unitercomedy@hotmail.com the pa g e 8 & november 27, 2003 e Photo: David Fenton a uniter Film Examines Political Climate and The Weather Underground “We felt that doing nothing in a period of repressive violence is itself a form of violence. That’s really the part that is the hardest for people to understand. If you sit in your house, live your white life, go to your white job and allow the country that you live in to commit genocide, and you sit there and don’t do anything about it, that’s violence.” -Naomi Jaffe, former Weather Underground member. B Y J A M E S P A S K A R U K lthough the modern perception of the 60s is that of a cheesy Halloween costume driving a VW in a Dempster’s bread commercial (“Wow, Man.”), the social reality of the decade and of its youth was far more serious than the peace-and-love clichés would suggest. Hunter S. Thompson’s single greatest metaphor in his entire body of work was that of looking back at a high water mark from a Las Vegas hotel room in 1972, that mark denoting the place and the moment when the energy of the idealistic youth movement of that decade broke and began to recede. There are many accounts (which get far less exposure than the happy reminiscences of flower power) of the vibes turning more nasty and desperate as the 60s progressed into the 70s. The Weather Underground, a benign terrorist group (if such a thing can be said to exist) who A successfully used bombs to destroy only property throughout the 70s, is emblematic of this duality of the youth movement of the decade. The film begins with some expository footage about the Underground itself and its social and political context, including footage from the Vietnam war - some of it well-known and some not so well-known but shockingly graphic. This is not done gratuitously, however, because it’s very important that the viewer understands the gravity of where this came from. As in Saving Private Ryan, anything less than this would be an injustice to the subject of the film. The Underground had its roots in a student activist organization called Students for a Democratic Society (SDS), which by the late 60s had proven to be a harbinger of things to come for the American left as it splintered into many small and ineffectual factions. In 1969, the Weathermen, a group who had taken their name from Bob Dylan’s “Subterranean Homesick Blues,” split off with a more militant and confrontational ethos than the principled nonviolence of the earlier 60s. In the same period as Altamont and the Manson killings, the Weathermen came to the fore with an announcement of the “Days of Rage,” a protest action in which they intended for thousands of kids to confront the Chicago police in the streets. The section dealing with this is the most fascinating of the documentary, and the most telling of the inherent flaw of the Weathermen’s methods. Archival news footage of the damage wreaked by the spree of property destruction (which did not include violence against people) included an announcer’s voiceover saying, “It seemed to be violence for violence’s sake, the rioters making no specific demands!” Those who follow the anti-WTO protests will recognize this sentiment in its plausibility and its deceptiveness. This highlights the problem with using violence, be it against people or property – the message gets lost in the sensationalism of the tactic. The Weathermen had legitimate grievances against the US government’s war in Vietnam and racist policies at home (it is also noted in the film that while they were harassed and intimidated, members of the Black Panther Party, who opposed their actions, were assassinated). The anti-globalization movement has legitimate grievances and a message for anyone who is willing to pay attention for longer than a 30-second sound-bite on Fox News. The Palestinians have more than legitimate grievances against the Israeli government and the IDF. In all three cases, the violence of their forms of protest has enabled the press to distort their image to the public. Indeed, one former member mentions in the film that the Weathermen were really a gift to the law agencies that opposed them, the people behind Cointelpro and the murders of the Black Panthers. Not only did their destruction of property force them underground and ultimately accomplish nothing, it enabled the establishment they opposed to paint the entire youth movement in their cult-like zealot image. Still, as the 70s move on and the Weathermen become the Weather Underground, it is difficult to not be sympathetic to most of the people in the movement. One amusing fact, revealed near the end, is that even after some members turned themselves in, charges against them had to be dropped because the FBI had themselves broken so many laws in pursuing them that the cases were impossible to prosecute. We get a sense of the isolation and pain of their life, doing what they believed had to be done, from letters and accounts of the time, as well as a picture of the United States in the late 70s, with mass unemployment and the oil crisis. In hindsight, the Reagan years seem like an inevitability, and perhaps the most disquieting and illustrative juxtaposition of the entire film is the earlier shot of Jane Fonda in her Hanoi Jane days with the clip from her carefree 80s Workout video. Though depressing at times, this is great stuff, and is an important documentation of that proverb about the road to hell. “When you believe that you have right, God or history on your side,” says one interviewee, “You can do the most horrible things imaginable.” Wow, man. Showing at the Cinematheque, Nov 28-Dec 4 Also playing Tomorrow until Sunday night at 9:00pm is Bukowski: Born Into This, which will be a treat for fans and Bukowski neophytes alike. For those not in the know, Charles Bukowski (or Hank, as he was known from his literary alter-ego) was a writer from the 50s until his death in the 90s. He lived in Los Angeles among the drunks, pimps and skid-row bums, and his prose and poetry are full of the harsh but vibrant life of that place. You may already know Bukowski as the writer of Barbet Schroeder’s Barfly, which starred Faye Dunaway and Mickey Rourke as the young Hank. If you don’t, this is not to be missed as an intro. First time director John Dullaghan has compiled a brilliant picture of Hank’s life, featuring interviews with those who knew him and lots of archival footage. the november 27, 2003 uniter pa g e 9 F E AT U R E S S E X U A L I T I E S Bondage Class Sparks Controversy Workshop Called Immoral considering we were all about to be tied up. Most of the participants are twentysomethings who appear to be bondage novices. Ladyfish and Fisherman lay out the main points of the workshop and the Sagacity philosophy. Their motto: Safe, Sane and Consensual is a common one among fetish groups. They are comprised mostly of heterosexual middle-aged professionals, ranging from counselors and molecular biologists to sailing instructors. There are also a lot of government workers. Fetishes range from wax play and bondage to needle piercing and whips. Sagacity hosts frequent “play” parties drug, sex- and alcohol-free events - to showcase their talents, and meets once a week at a restaurant just outside Victoria. At a meeting the night before the workshop, they discussed how the media attention to the workshop could help shatter public misconceptions of kinky folk as sinister or weird. “We need to change how people think of kinksters,” Ladyfish told the crowd of 43. “We’re like queer people were 20 years ago. They can’t be discriminated against now for being gay because that is not acceptable, but kinky people still have to hide their S A R A H P E T R E S C U The Martlet (CUP) Curious couples learned the ropes of bondage safety at the University of Victoria at a workshop dubbed “Bondage 101.” And no, it was not a credit course. “There isn’t a whole lot of literature out there on practicing bondage safely,” said Michael Joyce from the UVic Pride Collective, who organized the workshop with local fetish group Sagacity. The event created a media fervor. The Calgary Herald warned it could promote dangerous sexual activity. In the United States, conservative commentator Doug Patton called the workshop “immoral.” At first glance, the workshop resembles a lamaze class, with 11 couples sitting on blankets in a semi-circle around a large room in the student union building. A closer look reveals it is not. Each pair has 100 feet of rope beside them, and the facilitator is a leggy redhead who wears a corset, six-inch stilettos and not much else. Like others, she uses a pseudonym to protect her privacy. The woman introduces herself as “Ladyfish” and her partner as “Fisherman.” The mood was surprisingly warm and casual, lifestyle.” Sagacity wants to connect with the gay community, which is part of the reason they are doing the workshop. “We want to reach out to new folks and make them aware of what we are doing,” said Ladyfish. The workshop is a mix of same- and mixed-sex couples, along with a few who came as singles. The facilitators first give a bondage pep talk, focusing on the importance of safety, trust and communication. They emphasize that no drugs or alcohol should be used in bondage play, and they firmly suggest having a safe signal word between couples if any danger arises. “Often people get an adrenaline rush. I’ve seen people get sick and worked up. It is important to let each other know what you are doing and what you can take. Having a safe word that is out of context of your play is essential,” said Fisherman. The first ties are basic single limb binds. More complicated ones follow, like the Crotch Tie (a.k.a. the “ooh hoo”) and the Chest Harness, which cause giggles to ripple through the room. Soon, keener couples are testing their knowledge by awkwardly tying each other to chairs and handrails. Explanations for simple knots like the lark’s head and square knot are made with analogies to tying shoes and “put the bunny in the hole” explanations. The workshop could have alternatively been called “Kinky Girl Guides” or “Boy Scout Bondage.” The grand finale is a demonstration of combination bondage called “The Forced Bow,” where Fisherman ties Ladyfish in an elaborate ensemble, binding knees and chest. Bent over, forehead to feet, she has little control. The couple relies on communication and trust to execute the bind, a moment of tense intimacy. The evening ends on a cheery vibe, with most staying behind to test out their new skills. A nearby couple said they had always been interested in bondage but didn’t know how to go about doing it. They were pleased to learn some safety and technique and said they will definitely sign up again. Ladyfish ends the night with a reminder. “We hope you will begin to help educate that kink is not sick or twisted. It is about truth, reality and letting out all those dark secrets we have - now have fun.” The workshop organizers are currently planning Bondage 102, which will focus on suspension. Photo By: Jacqueline Hebert B Y Exclusive Student Offer! Sony Ericsson T300 > FREE Digital Camera > Up to 33% off your monthly bill > NO contract > NO mail-in rebate All for $ * 50 (Regular price of phone, $250. Digital Camera value, $195. Total value of offer, $445) Only at the Student Phone Store Available with all FIDO monthly plans. Quantities Limited! * Terms and conditions apply. To get this offer go to www.StudentPhoneStore.com , your nearest Travel CUTS shop, or call 1.866.287.1835. You can also check out our other exclusive student offers from Fido, Bell Mobility, or Rogers AT&T. Better Terms for Masturbation B Y L E A H A L L E N espite the fact that masturbating is good for your health, is the safest kind of sex, and might even contribute to ending war (check out www.masturbateforpeace.com), it still has a social hangover from being linked to guilt, shame, and sin for hundreds of years. Since some of the stigma that surrounds masturbation might come from the fact that so many of the terms we use for it are gross, violent, or just plain goofy, here is a list of terms for masturbation that celebrate it for what it is: a safe and fun way of expressing your sexuality! D clitorize disseminating doing your nails double-clicking your mouse hand-to-gland combat (potentially violent, but can be used tongue-in-cheek) having sex with someone you love Jack/Jill off know thyself ménage a moi mistressbate Onan’s Olympics petting the bunny practice Malthusianism selflove she-bop solo sex the sound of one hand clapping the pa g e 1 0 uniter november 27, 2003 F E AT U R E S S E X U A L I T I Getting Lippy Before you start playing spot the mistletoe, make sure your partner’s lips are prepared for the challenge. MAC Lip Conditioner is perfect for men and women, and offers deep conditioning to protect against Winnipeg winters. Choose between tube or pot format. $10 Available at The Bay MAC Counters Naughty or Nice? A Holiday Gift Giving Guide If seduction is your game, follow conditioning with MAC Lip Glass. With 30 shades to choose from and new deep berry shades in for the holidays you should find something your partner would like. Word of warning: lip glassed lips sure look good, but their kiss-worthiness is another story. Lip Glass is designed to stay put, so prepare yourself for some sticky encounters. $16 Gift Sets: $36.50 Available at The Bay MAC Counters No holiday season is complete without the last minute gift purchase at your local 24-hour drug store. While you’re combing the aisles this year, pick up Covergirl Outlast, lipstick guaranteed for 10 hours of full lip lock. Sound impossible? Perhaps some investigative lip locking of your own is in order. $10 Available at Shoppers Drug Mart Okay, so you’re a student. It’s the thought that counts right? If your budget is the “all I’ve got is the money I made off my empties” type of budget, first rethink your drinking habits, then, pick up NYCs lip-gloss in watermelon. Smells and tastes super. $2. Available at Shoppers Drug Mart. Each time the holiday season rolls around the gift list for good little boys and girls seems to grow exponentially. Billy? Bobby? Jenny? Managing Editor Susie? Cathy? Timmy? The list goes on. How tiresome. This year, switch things up and pick up a nasty little something for your naughty neighbour instead. Even the most adept shopper could use a few hints when it comes to the naughty side of gift giving, so here’s a helpful guide to ensure you and yours heat things up this winter. M I C H E L L E K U L Y Aqua Erotica: 18 Stories for a Steamy Bath Edited by Mary Anne Mohanraj This collection is composed of short stories featuring a water theme. The content is varied, incorporating heterosexual and homosexual themes, single and multiple partner scenarios and stories from the everyday to the fantastic. Best of all, the book is completely waterproof and ready for the bathtub. A second collection of aqua erotica, Wet: More Aqua Erotica was published in 2002 and is also available locally. The Joy of Sex Updated Gift Edition By Dr. Alex Comfort That’s right, the good book is back better than ever. A classic read that will look right at home next to your parent’s copy from the 70s. The great news is that this edition is updated for the 21st century. True, some of the great kitsch value a la “check out his mullet in that photo!” is gone, but this edition is still a great comprehensive guide for all your sex related inquiries. The volume is full of provocative photos and illustrations. Nerve Literate Smut Some of the best holiday relaxing can be done in front of a fire curled up with a good book. This is especially true if you have something particularly hot to read. Not only is erotic literature a great gift for your partner to read on his or her own, but it is also wonder- Nerve.com Edited by Genevieve Field Ms. Claus Getting Naughty on the Big Screen Well, not really. I simply couldn’t find any red and white itsy bitsy leather titles anywhere. Go figure. Play Time! Ahhh, childhood memories of spending a relaxing boxing day playing with newly acquired toys. Oh, those days of yore can be yours again if you put these items on your wish list this season! Audi-oh For the electronic a l l y inclined, this vibrator uses sonic energy to create vibrations through audio impulses. It hooks up to portable CD and MP3 players, your guitar, or accordion and turns sound into variable vibration. It even picks up environmental sounds. Imagine the possibilities… AC/DC for real. Approx. $70 Available on-line. Rubba Ducky …you’re the one. You make bath time so much fun? More fun than ever really. Not only does this vibrating duck look completely innocent ( n o embarrassing “Aunty, is this a lollipop?” moments), but it is waterproof as well. It comes with a sponge bottom as well as a nubbed massager bottom. Slightly awkward shape, but fetish friendly. $34.95 Available on-line. Incognito Mini clitoral vibrator. Looks like nail polish. Surprise for mom? $24.95 Available on-line. Titillation What the Fuck The Avant-Porn Anthology ful to share. Unfortunately reading various sexual scenarios aloud to a partner may seem only slightly less intimidating than hula dancing naked. Thankfully the selection of erotic reading material available at your local bookstore is expanding, with collections of sexual scenarios that appeal to all sexual interests. S No more coal in your stocking with these minigifts The 35 pieces of fiction and non-fiction in Nerve Literature Smut are less erotica than a thought-provoking consideration of the nature of human sexuality. Excellent choice for sleep deprived roommates requiring distraction. If only it had an audio component. Read This First E Edited by Michael Hemmingson This anthology is born in the experimental aesthetic. It incorporates a broad range of sexual ideas and themes and its diversity makes it an ideal gift. Some of the stories are shocking, some are quirky and some are just downright strange. What the Fuck is fresh outlook on the genre, a great choice for a fresh new year (yay!). Hot pink and wireless. Sounds like a cell phone ad but these vibrating nipple clips can free up hands for other work during sex. The clamps are covered in thick jelly and adjust to your desired pressure. $39.95 Available on-line. A Do-It-Yourself Holiday Season Gift givers on a budget of nothing, nadda, zip, zero can still afford a sexy holiday, it just requires a bit more ingenuity. Luckily, Winnipeg in December can be a pretty sexy place, so try sneaking in some sex in the coatroom at a holiday party, in your little brother’s snow fort, or in the middle of a hockey rink. Do it dressed up like elves, or wrapped up in gift-wrapping. At the very least, try to be a little naughty this holiday season; you can start by stealing Santa’s cookies and letting him catch you. He might just give you a spanking ; ) the november 27, 2003 uniter pa g e 1 1 F E AT U R E S S E X U A L I T I E S Critical Eye for the “Queer” Guy Gay TV not to be confused with Queer TV C H E R Y L G U D Z Fe a t u r e s E d i t o r f you consider all the gay-themed shows on television and all the gay and lesbian characters appearing on a number of other shows, you would think that "queer" sexualties are being well-represented on the tube. In fact, the December 2003 issue of Vanity Fair supports this very conclusion. Looking fabulous on the luxuriously photographed cover are the cast of Will & Grace, Gale Harold principal character "Brian" on Queer As Folk and fashion expert Carson Kressley of Queer Eye for the Straight Guy. Turn to the article and many more actors from these three shows plus the upcoming Showtime drama The L Word (think Queer as Folk for women) are striking a provocative pose. "Gay TV" is here, that's for sure, and out of the proverbial closet. What's interesting to me though, as a student with some background in queer theory, is how the term queer is being used to name shows where gay men's sexuality is primary and central. I am of course talking about the programs Queer Eye for the Straight Guy and Queer As Folk. So lets get our terms straight (or not!). What is queer and what is queer theory? "Queer" has not always been used in positive ways -- to say the least. In its most degrading form it has been used as a slur against gays and lesbians, but namely gay men. But like other words which have been used against marginalized groups to oppress and demean (e.g. bitch), queer has been reclaimed by those who want to remake its meaning through the empowering act of self-naming. Now queer is being used as both a shorthand for the increasingly long list of lesbian, gay, bisexual, transgendered, two-spirited and queer sexual identities (LGBTTQ) and also as a broad term to describe someone who doesn't solely engage in heterosexual sex. Dr. Pauline Greenhill, Professor of Women's Studies at the University of Winnipeg has taught a course on queer theory and also does research on queer topics. How does she define queer? "How I understand it, and I'm not speaking from experience but more from reading and talking with LGBTQ etcetera people, the original idea of reclaiming the word queer was to find a word that didn't have gender implications. So, almost like a word like homosexual, except homosexual has all those kind of medicalized aspects to it and therefore isn't all that happy a word." Greenhill says that queer has other advantages. "I guess I feel a lot more people of various different kinds of persuasion, perverse or otherwise, [are] trying to use the word queer as an inclusive word that means anyone whose sexuality is not exclusively straight." (The term "perverse" is also being reclaimed, because as Greenhill explains, it is even "more in-your-face" than queer). Understanding queer theory is a bit more complex. Queer theory is an area of academic study that borrows from feminism, postmodernism, and gay and lesbian studies, but uniquely, challenges the heterosexual binary that informs most of our thought. It strives to undermine gender and sex as natural or essential in an effort to show how what we take as a given (such as our sex) is socially constructed. As such, this has implications for those who organize their basis for action on gender or sexual oppression. Many feminists and gays and lesbians feel threatened by queer theory's vision of eradicating I categories of gender and sex. Queer theorists would advocate that groups need not organize on the basis of a perceived common identity to achieve political gains. For example, a queer theorist might be critical of feminism for emphasizing woman-centred analysis (based on a perceived commonality of experience), when the category of woman is a fabrication that we should be working to deconstruct. But summarizing what queer theory is all about in a few sentences is no easy task. There are so many different approaches taken by its supporters, it is helpful to remember there is not one simple definition. However, what remains constant is that queer as a term tries to represent a variety of sexualities and sexes; which brings me back to my dilemma about "queer" TV at the start of this article. Why name a show queer when the sexualites are not diverse, but only gay and male? Not suprisingly, Greenhill says this has been one of the problems queer theory has faced and continues to face to a certain degree. "The problem that has been encountered in the actual theoretical use of the word queer is the extent to which it's associated primarily with gay men. And also primarily with white privileged gay men. So, it's not that the term has anything inherent in it that means gay white priviliged men, it's more in terms of use that it has become gay white priviliged men." Look no further than your television screen to see if this rings true for our dear characters on Queer Eye for the Straight Guy and Queer As Folk. In Queer Eye, five exceptionally fashionable and cultured gay men (The Fab 5) take one clueless straight man and give him a "make-better" (their word for make-over). The Fab 5 represent experts in the following domains: grooming, fashion, food & wine, culture, and interior design. The show is well done and humorous, but it also plays off one of the major stereotypes that plague gay men -- that of a superficial obsession with appearances. Our gay experts are also successful, privileged and almost all white -- except for cutie Jai Rodriguez. In Queer As Folk, perhaps the stereotypes are more alarming because the one-hour long drama has time to develop the personal lives of the main characters over the course of a season. Now in season three, the fact that people of colour are never cast for more than one show but instead are relegated to the realm of extras and one night stands, is bothersome. And what about the women? Yes, there is one likeable lesbian couple on Queer As Folk, but they are hopelessly domestic thanks to boring storylines. While their gay friends are out partying and meeting studs, their primary dilemma is figuring out who will father their second child. "The lesbians" also serve as joke material for most of the boys who cringe at Melanie's butchiness and the idea of actually liking vaginas. Lesbian women will probably embrace the upcoming show The L Word, but it is likely the program, like Queer As Folk, will miss the mark when it comes to representing a range of queer sexualities. "Queer means gay, white, privileged male in the context of that show [Queer As Folk] and I guess Queer Eye for the Straight Guy. It's not only white, male and privilged but also excessively concerned with appearances," says Greenhill who is happy the shows exist, but thinks the representation reflects a limited view. "There's nothing fundamentally wrong with having some stereotypical views being publicly presented, but the sad thing is that there's really nothing else." This is particularly true for the less "marketable" queers who are not benefiting from the gay revolution on TV. I think it's fair to say we won't be seeing any transgendered people of colour with their own developed storylines, nevermind their own programs, on television any time soon. Ultimately, many sexualities and races should be celebrated, and until we start to see a little more diversity on the tube, some of us will stay critical of the shows we deep down want to embrace with enthusiasm.. the pa g e 1 2 uniter november 27, 2003 F E AT U R E S S E X U A L I T I E S Dr. Ruth: An Influential but not All-Knowing Sexpert BY ANDREA PATENAUDE am a sex media junkie. Before I even glance at the cover story of any publication, I must first turn to the sex advice column to satiate my appetite for other peoples’ juicy dilemmas. It is also a rare Thursday that I actually check my email without first looking up the latest Savage Love column in the Seattle-based web-zine “The Stranger.” You can imagine my pleasure at having the opportunity to attend a November 18th lecture at the Centennial Concert Hall given by the mother of all sex media personalities, Dr. Ruth Westheimer. Dr. Ruth, as she is known throughout the world, is a cultural icon whose very name has become synonymous with sex. In her first visit to Winnipeg, the famed 75-year old psychosexual therapist interspersed expected talk of orgasms, masturbation and erections with her views on how far society has come, and how far it has yet to go, in becoming sexually literate. “We all come from a background where the Victorian mother told her daughter on the night of her wedding ceremony to ‘lie back and think of England,’” she said. “In other words, do not expect orgasms.” What little there was in the way of sex education mainly emphasized duty over pleasure and associated sexual organs with urinary functions. Work to overcome those early impressions has been primarily a matter of dispelling myths and disseminating accurate information, a task that Westheimer has approached with a heavy reliance on scientific data combined with her characteristic wit. “A lesson taught with humour is a lesson retained,” she insists. Born in Germany just before World War II, Westheimer’s early life was shaped by the conflicts of the day. After suffering the loss of her family during the Holocaust and being trained as a sniper for the Jewish freedom fighting group, Haganah, in Israel, it is small wonder that she made a career out of sex, the precursor to life. Immigrating to the US in 1956, she obtained her doctorate in Education from Colombia University and began working for I Planned Parenthood. The experience provided her with a shocking, but captivating first exposure to sex education. She abandoned a thesis project investigating the lives of war orphans to instead study human sexuality under Dr. Helen Singer-Kaplan at Cornell University. Following her initial rise to fame as the host of the radio program “Sexually Speaking” in the 1980s, Westheimer has been prolific in contributing to sex education efforts through newspaper columns, books, movie cameos, home videos, board games, television shows and a website launched in 1996. She is currently an Adjunct Professor at NYU and continues to pursue private practice. Westheimer credits the proliferation of educational resources through various media for society’s increasing rate of sexual literacy. For example, the Internet provides excellent opportunities for getting messages across to broad audiences; however, she also worries about implications for personal security and for the spread of misinformation. There is also a valuable role for parents and community in initiating sex education during early childhood, when attitudes begin to form. “It is very important that parents are ‘askable’ parents,” she emphasized, “alongside synagogues and churches and community organizations.” Evidence of changing attitudes towards sex, she suggests, is apparent in that unwanted pregnancy rates in 2003 are lower than ever before. She also stated that scientific research coupled with education have contributed to more women being able to enjoy orgasms and fewer men experiencing prema- ture ejaculation than ever before. Despite these advances, there is still much work to do. Masturbation, for instance, remains one of the most difficult topics to discuss, in part due to biblical prohibition of the practice. While we are making progress obliterating some of the more persistent myths, such as the classic hairy palms for masturbators, modern times come with a whole host of other misconceptions that can impede healthy sexuality. As a pharmacological breakthrough, Viagra has been the hailed as a golden calf for overcoming impotence, however, she cautions against allowing restored sexual prowess to replace basic relationship values. "He gets that Viagra pill and comes home with an erection from the floor to the ceiling, but it means absolutely nothing if he hasn't shown his wife affection or helped her with the dishes,” says Westheimer. S i m i l a r l y, some women’s preoccupation with the g-spot and achieving female ejaculation threatens to compromise their feelings of sexual adequacy if they are not able to get off in that way. While not dismissing the g-spot as an erotic zone for some women, Westheimer states that there is, to date, no data on the g-spot. In addition to overcoming long held myths and thwarting the creation of new ones, part of the work needed to change attitudes involves updating some seminal but now outdated studies on human sexuality such as the Kinsey Report and the Masters & Johnson study. These studies have been critical in understanding sexual behaviour, response and dysfunction, but their findings may not be applicable to all segments of a modern population. For example, while Westheimer insists that “respect is not negotiable” with regards to acknowledging sexual orientation, she claims that the root causes of homosexuality and bisexuality are poorly understood and require further study. As virtually the only comments that Westheimer made respecting sexual orientation, it became obvious that her lecture was targetted at a heterosexual audience. Beyond these comments, Westheimer failed to provide much in the way of constructive information for members of the LGBT community. Westheimer also used her forum to advocate for the continued availability of abortion “not as a contraceptive method, but in the case of contraceptive failure.” She prefaced the statement by recognizing the controversy surrounding the topic, but maintained that consequences to women’s health of it not being available make it a necessity. For all the sex talk that filled the air in the Centennial Concert Hall, “the sex lady” never missed an opportunity to call herself “old-fashioned" and "a square.” While it was clear that she was expressing her own belief that sex is about relationships rather than the act itself, this pronouncement was most frequently made while taking anonymously written questions from the audience following her lecture. Her response to questions from the audience on such topics as polyamorous relationships, kinky practices and bisexuality indicate that there are some topics on which she hesitates to be considered an expert. Recounting an instance in which she referred a couple that practiced sadomasochism to another therapist, it is possible to see how people outside of the vanilla sex mainstream might have to look beyond Westheimer to have their issues addressed. However, for the majority of the inquiring audience in the Concert Hall last Tuesday night, Westheimer answered questions with the knowledge, directness and humour that have allowed her voice to become the voice in all our heads when it comes to sex. And it certainly is the voice in my head no matter whose sex column I am reading. Is There a Power Dynamic in Oral Sex? B Y J E A N N E F R O N D A any Winnipeggers say that it really is better to give than to receive. Oral sex, that is. I asked students and members of the University of Winnipeg and Red River College community, what are the power structures at play when performing oral sex? Does one person have the power and another doesn’t? When asked, most interviewees would agree; whether there is a power dynamic in the oral sex act depends on the nature of the relationship, because it can also be an affectionate act that occurs in a loving, trusting relationship. Lorie Quileza, a technical communications student at Red River College thinks the person performing oral sex is in control. “Giving it means you have the power,” she says. “The person giving it can give as much or as little as they want.” M Aaron Nadon, a first year U of W student, agrees that the person who is on the giving end has control. “The person performing it is definitely the one in control,” he says. Kristi Jacques, a first year University of Winnipeg student, also says it is the person performing oral sex who has the power. “Essentially it’s the person who’s giving it [who has the power] because you have control over whether or not it’s going to finish,” says Jacques, but the power can shift during the act. “I think men try to assume control,” says Jacques regarding oral sex between a man and a woman. “You can either fight it off or keep in control. I don’t necessarily take offence to men pushing you down because they get so into it they don’t realize they’re grabbing or pushing.” Consent at all stages of any sexual act is imperative. Both partners must be communicating what they are comfortable with and how far they intend to go. It is sexual assault if someone is forcing another person to do something they are not comfortable doing. Fiona Green, Co-ordinator of the University of Winnipeg’s Women’s Studies program, says if pain is inflicted without a person’s consent then that becomes the issue, not who has theoretical power. “Consent between both parties as an act is continuing and must go on. Communication is the key to what the intent is,” she says. “Just because you agree to an act doesn’t mean people don’t have the right to stop. No means no for both people involved.” Green also says it’s not easy to simplify the power dynamic when talking about oral sex. “Context is everything. It’s not that easily divisible into the giver and receiver, or who is powerful or who is powerless,” she says. Green says the idea of power during oral sex traditionally stems from heterosexual porn. “Often when we think of oral sex and the power dynamic it’s because of heterosexual porn. Often [heterosexual porn] is about power,” says Green. “The one giving is not in a position of power.” Although the power dynamic is implied in the act of oral sex, it can be an affectionate act between partners. Green says the giver can find “ immense pleasure from giving pleasure.” Lee-Anne Peluk, culture editor for newwinnipeg.com and All Things Nasty columnist says that oral sex is a healthy part of one’s sex life. There are a lot of factors to think about when discussing the role of power in oral sex. She says the very nature of oral sex indicates a power dynamic. “In oral sex, one person is giving and one person is receiving. This implies a power structure if it is not in the context of a mutually agreed-upon arrangement or a trusting relationship.” the november 27, 2003 uniter & e Photo: Angela Browne a pa g e 1 3 Local Trio Building on Strong Start J E F F R O B S O N Arts Editor n the middle of January 2002, a trio of Winnipeg singer/songwriters got together for a one-time show at Sled Dog Music in Wolseley. The immediate interest in that show spawned a second night, and the interest in both nights would go on to spawn a very promising career that’s taken off over the past 22 months. The three musicians who make up The Wailin’ Jennys had each previously worked hard to carve out their individual careers, each with different focuses, but all with promising success. Nicky Mehta has been singing and playing around Winnipeg since 1995. In 2001, she released a critically acclaimed solo CD called Weather Vane. It’s a collection of serious and thought provoking songs that are introspective and poetic and beautiful. Cara “Lovely” Luft was raised by professional folk singing parents, and has a great love and appre- I C O N C E R T ciation for traditional folk. She also harbours what she calls “her inner rock child” which has helped make her a well-respected guitarist who once played England’s prestigious International Guitar Festival. And Ruth Moody spent four years touring the world as the lead singer for internationally renowned celtic band, Scruj MacDuhk. When that band broke up, she went on to release a solo CD called Blue Muse. With such promising individual careers, there was no plan to form a band and start something else; the pieces just sort of fell into place, says Nicky Mehta, “I remember at the time, the person who helped us put our first show together, the owner of Sled Dog Music, John Sharples, I remember him saying, ‘I have a feeling this is going to go far,’ but I doubted it, because I had just released my album and we were all pretty much concerned with our own careers at that point, so we didn’t take it that seriously. But you just can’t ignore that kind of interest when it happens as quickly as it did. It was a real surprise and a gift that it happened. We decided to follow it and it’s led us to some pretty great places.” What happened is that a magical on- # 4 here is a dilemma that often follows young artists in their careers. They are often talented, young, and have new ideas on pieces, however they sometimes struggle to grasp what their limits may be, and sometimes they cannot convey the emotion or effect that they intended. A similar predicament befell Alexandre Da Costa during his recent concert with Juan Carlos Garvayo. Beginning with Sonata # 2 for solo violin by Ysaye, Da Costa opened the show. The Sonata is divided into four movements. In the first movement, titled Obsession, the passion was there, the sound was good, but the effect of the solo violin meant that the feeling was just a bit overly dramatized, which is what might happen with just such a movement. De Costa’s attempt at the second movement, Malincolia, had a significantly richer sound, but unfortunately the atmosphere was not established quite as it should have been. The effort improved during the third movement, called Dance des Hombres and it led into the last movement, called Les Furies. The emotion came through, but the overall effect wasn’t quite established, as it seemed De Costa lacked the stage presence at that moment to execute it completely, and he set the O F T H E T stage chemistry was obvious to all in attendance at those shows, and there was demand for the trio almost immediately. The initial shows were a combination of original songs from each member, and some carefully selected covers. Each member brought songs that they’d like to do together, and they ranged from traditional folk songs to contemporary singer/songwriters to fun and goofy covers of classic rock songs. And no matter what the song, each was presented in such a fun and magical way that audiences responded quickly. “We’ve always done our original material right from the get-go, and we’ve always tried to inject humour into the show. I don’t think we could do it any other way, it’s not like we consciously try to be funny, it’s just that that’s what we would want to see from other artists. We generally are having fun,” says Mehta. “For some reason, it seems to have caught on and people seem to like what we do so we’re really lucky to get the audiences we have.” Those audiences quickly included ones at many Canadian folk festivals, including the prestigious Winnipeg Folk Festival, where the group played main stage on opening night, a V I R T U O S I R E V I E W NOVEMBER 22, 2003 Y J E R E bar a bit high as to how he would follow a move such as that. However, De Costa carefully downplayed that with Brahms Sonata Number 3 for Violin and Piano. Playing along side Carlos Garvayo, De Costa seemed more complete, and this showed in the first movement, the Allegro. The sound was very rich and melded well, and De Costa added warmth and passionate sympathy to the Garvayo’s piano playing. I took issue with Une Poco Presto e Con Sentimento movement and the Presto Agitato, noting that there should have been more of a marked difference in the pace and emotion between the two, but it worked well and it left the audience anticipating the second half. The artists went with a Spanish Composer named De Falla and his piece Canciones Populare. This featured six short musical sketches of different regions of Spain. They all had very marked M Y S T R The Wailin’ Jennys will headline their own show at The West End Cultural Centre for the first time on Friday, December 5. Opening the show will be singer/songwriter Dale Nikkel. Tickets are $14 in advance at Ticketmaster and the WECC, and $16 at the door. For more information on The Wailin’ Jennys, visit www.thewailinjennys.com. C O N C E R T ALEXANDRE DA COSTA & JUAN CARLOS GARVAYO B tremendous feat for a group only a few months old. And things have carried along in that fashion ever since; The Wailin’ Jennys have been lucky enough to play almost every major Canadian folk festival, including a spot this year at the star-studded Edmonton Folk Festival. It’s been a bit of an incredible ride, explains Mehta, “There’s been so many different kinds of highlights. I think meeting so many different people across the country and into the states and from abroad and musicians on the road, has been a really great thing. We played the Dawson City Folk Festival, which is up in the Yukon north of Whitehorse. And we were up there in the summer when there’s almost no night time, it’s constant sunlight. Things like that, I don’t know that I ever would have gone up there in my life if we hadn’t been invited to a festival up there. Those are the times when you think, ‘man, I’m so lucky to be doing this.’” The Wailin’ Jennys released their debut EP a few short months after those first fateful concerts. The six song CD contained one original song from each member of the group, and three covers. It succeeded in getting a great deal and support from the CBC and campus and community radio. Just this month the group began recording a full-length follow up album, which will be released on Canadian roots label Jericho Beach. With label support, as well as strong management and booking agents in place, the group seems poised for even greater success in the future, and with that comes a stronger commitment from each of the members. “The more time has gone by, the more you have invested in it, the more willing you are to see it through to whatever conclusion it has, whether that’s five years down the line or a year down the line or ten years down the line or whatever,” says Mehta, “I think now that [the group has] become a little bit more of an organized venture, it’s going to give us a little more time to go out and sing our own songs and play our own shows when we want to, but I think we’re all pretty jazzed about how it’s been going as a group. That’s going to be the focus, but I think we’ll dabble here and there with the solo stuff.” U B and distinct differences, but they seemed too abrupt and disjointed to truly establish a mood. Still the artists, although sometimes lacking in effect, did give a good impression of these regions of Spain. Next was a piece that really captivated the audience. It was Introduction and Rondo Cappriccioso by St Saens. De Costa was trying to convey a French take on Spain as he explained on stage (he’s originally from Montreal). He captured the romance and the passion, and both he and Garvayo took turns conveying their instruments as foreground and background seamlessly and it helped establish an authoritative presence. That authority continued into Zigeunerweisen by Sarasate. There was a dominant presence that came through even in the passage’s high notes and pizzicato. That was contrasted by a great sadness, but the last part, which is S E R I E S played quite fast and was where it seemed to slip. While De Costa had extraordinary technical control on the violin (a 1689 Stradivarius given to him by The Canada Arts Council, he explained on stage) it seemed quite difficult to separate the flash from the emotion. That ended the regular program, and here’s where the young violinist got too ambitious and went a bit too far. He chose as an encore “Manic Depression” by Jimi Hendrix, off of the album Are You Experienced. While it was quite a treat, he couldn’t even begin to tackle the emotion involved. The audience seemed to like it, rolling with his natural showmanship on violin, and giving a standing ovation. I will, however, say quite frankly that this was the first time rock and roll worked its way into a Virtuosi Concerts program since its inception in the 1990s. I may be a fan of rock and roll music, but there are some borders best left uncrossed by classical musicians, particularly with an artist like Jimi Hendrix. The next Virtuosi concert will feature Nadejda Vlaeva on piano, on Saturday, December 6. Tickets are $26/24/14. For more info, visit www.virtuosi.mb.ca. the pa g e 1 4 a uniter & november 27, 2003 e because I’m rich! Now that’s what it is. It’s just like, people like hanging around me because they’re hoping they’ll get rich too. Because I just exude good fortune. And so that’s they key to my appeal. People just want that to rub off. In fact, I have a new song that I’m gonna throw at people that I didn’t play last time I was there. I’ve got a few new songs but I got a new song that’s going to be the title track of my next album. It’s autobiographical. It’s called, “Lucky God damned Jew.” People can look forward to that. And you know, that kind of good fortune and good feeling will just rub off on them and they’ll probably win the lottery the next day. JR: Really? GB: Yeah, It’s true. I had this great show the other day in Courtney, which is a small town on Vancouver Island and 45 people showed up and they paid like 12 bucks to get in! And it was just me! And I yelled at them and then I pulled the accordion back and forth and then they bought some CDs. But the thing is that I had had a fortune cookie at the Red Ruby, the Chinese and Canadian cuisine restaurant next to the venue, before the show that said “Your originality will be rewarded”. So you know, this program is working. I’m sort of like a Tony Robbins figure . JR: You’re motivating me, that’s for sure. GB: See? That’s what the key is, my Tony Robbins-like motivational speaker aspect. I don’t have as big teeth, but I’m going to buy some because I’m rich now. JR: I hear you recently had a new baby, how many kids do you have? Geoff Berner’s One Lucky Jew – Or So He Says love listening to Geoff Berner and he’s one of my favourite live performers, but it’s tough interviewing the guy. Don’t get me wrong, he’s got lots to talk about; he’s a well renowned songwriter, his song “Light Enough To Travel” was a big hit for The Be Good Tanyas a couple of years ago, and he’s toured the world, opening for such diverse acts as Billy Bragg, D.O.A., and Carolyn Mark. His first full length CD, We Shall Not Flag or Fail, We Shall Go On to the End, is a critical and I B Y J E F F R O B S O N & K R I S T I K O L B A U E R Jeff Robson: How are things in Twin Butte? GB: [The concert] was wonderful. You know, the whole town came out. The people of Twin Butte are living the life that they’ve decided to live and money is not the issue for them so they understand why we make music and stuff. JR: It kind of sounds like you actually. GB: Well, yeah, except of course now, I’m rich. JR: Are ya? GB: Yeah! I just found out that while I was away I got an $1100 SOCAN cheque. JR: Really? GB: I’m a rich man. You’ll see me in Winnipeg, I’ll be the guy smoking the Cuban cigar. I’m rich, I’m rich! But don’t even ask to borrow money off of me. JR: Tell me about Geoff Berner. GB: I play solo accordion and I sing songs that I made up. The odd time I sing songs that other people made up, but they are usually friends of mine. Unless of course, I get really drunk, then of course the stunt covers come out and all dignity goes out the window. JR: I understand you’ve done a bunch of shows with the legendary Billy Bragg. That must have been a treat. GB: Yeah, I played a bunch of shows with commercial success. This is kind of a strange thing, considering that Berner’s primary musical instrument is the accordion. He writes songs that are at times political, thought provoking, and beautiful, but through it all, he’s the funniest guy I know. You don’t interview Geoff Berner, you kind of just wind him up and let him go. Recently I had the chance to wind him up, and he certainly let go. He phoned me from a payphone at the general store in Twin Butte, Alberta. him, and his management people let me sleep in their office when I go to London. So you know, I’m rolling. JR: Do you enjoy sleeping in offices? GB: If you sleep in the t-shirt room, they also keep the photocopier there, and the hum of the photocopier, it’s like a white noise thing that blocks out the sound of London, you know, and it makes it easier to sleep. It’s pretty cool sleeping in the t-shirt room next to the photocopier because there’s like a gold record from pink Floyd there. It’s like, glamorous. JR: Tell me about shows with Billy Bragg GB: I had my dad’s politics ‘til I was about thirteen or fourteen and went with some friends to the Vancouver Folk Festival. It was Thatcher era, and they had all these antiThatcher, left wing, English political musicians there and the one that I sort of looked up to was Billy Bragg because he was like, he was punky, you know, he was a punk guy alone with an electric guitar. He was funny and he sang you know, love songs, and he also was very, very political and my whole world view changed that weekend. And since then I’ve been basically a raving socialist JR: Do you write politically themed stuff? Is there a message to your songs? GB: Well you know, it’s a political act and a bad political act to separate politics from regular to-ing and fro-ing of life. You know, politics is in the fabric of life, and you shouldn’t like, try to cut it out. You know, it just goes in there. I see every one of my songs as political, even if it doesn’t mention the results of the last election, or if it doesn’t actually speak directly to the current scheme of distribution of wealth in my country or something like that. JR: Really? GB: Well yeah. Showing up for me is a political act. Because like, when musicians show up to play, it’s a political act because it’s like, screw that American Idol bullshit. That’s not music or culture. That’s just putting people down. That’s just making people feel bad for not being good enough and it’s just all about empty fame and it’s all about the consumerists’ suburban bullshit complex. And so, when I show up, I’m funny looking and I play the accordion and I don’t do the little trills that people on American Idol do. I sing stuff I made up, and it’s about specific things that happened in people’s lives and details and stuff. It’s a political act because I’m not just writing those stupid god damned “you” songs where there’s no specifics and it’s all for the lowest common denominator. Well let’s see what we could put in this song, well, we should put the word eye, and the look in your eye because everyone’s got eyes. Should we talk about uh, you know a particular street in someone’s hometown? No! Because like people might not relate to that and not buy it. Let’s talk about like, arms. Everybody’s got arms. In your arms, you know, and love and tonight. Everyone can relate to the concept of tonight. JR: Where do you think your strength lies, as a songwriter or a performer? GB: People just want to hang around with me GB: I’ve got three kids. The first two are already earning their keep and stuff like that. Joseph is only 9 weeks old so we haven’t put him to work yet. In BC we got new child labour laws. There are really no standards anymore, it’s just, uh, basically you have to have a note from your parents saying it’s okay to work. It used to be that the child labour protection officer who had to sign off on you working in a particular place, but they got rid of that. JR: Have you started working on a new album yet? GB: Well it’s mainly written but I also have another album that is already recorded but I don’t know if I’m going to put it out or how it’s going to work or what. It’s a Live in Oslo record. JR: Why not put it out? GB: Well I just have to find somebody to pay for it to come out. JR: I’ll give you 20 bucks for a copy GB: Well, that’s a good start. See, but like, it’s not recorded in Canada so FACTOR and all those other people, they won’t pay for like, grants and shit. You need all that other money for like, the publicity and stuff so you can give a record a chance in life. You can’t just throw a record out on the street and say “Good luck, kid!” You got to give a record some tools to survive out in the world. A lot of people they do that, they just make a record and soon as the record is old enough to walk they just put it out on the street. But it doesn’t know how to feed itself, it doesn’t know how to print a resume or anything. You got to give your record a chance. So, I’m not putting the record out there in the cold until I know that I can give it the tools and the wisdom it needs to get by in this crazy world. I have to pee. So I gotta go pee, and then continue the interview. I want to talk to you more so I’m going to call you after I pee. Catch Geoff Berner and his guest Dave Lang on Friday, November 28 at The Academy Coffee Company, 414 Academy Road. Tickets are only $2 at the door. Geoff assured me that he will go pee before the concert, and I suggest you do the same. For more information on Geoff Berner, visit www.geoffberner.com. the november 27, 2003 a P U R E P E G Coleco B Y J U L I E uniter & pa g e 1 5 e ne of the most talked about bands in the Uniter office these days is Coleco, a five-year-old, five-member pop-rock band rising in the ranks of the local music scene. For this week’s edition of Pure Peg, I made the trek into the depths of St. B and sat down with them to get the dirt on pop rock, pop culture and the pains of popping into the professional music scene. O H O R B A L n a foggy Sunday night in the middle of November, the members of Coleco are sitting in the middle of an old warehouse in the middle of St. Boniface. They’re huddled in their makeshift studio, which is currently devoid of any equipment (save for their token electric fireplace), with their parkas zipped up tightly, set to do their first “real” interview. After five years of playing together, Korbin Grae, Paula McLeod, Rick Herrera, Brad Smyrski and Adres Nieto - aka Coleco – are finally on the move and are experiencing a lot of firsts. They’ve just recorded their first CD, they’re planning the first expansion to their studio, and - after more than a few appearances on radio - they’re getting ready to see their names in the paper for the first time. And it’s been a long, long road for them to get to where they are today. Although all five members have been playing music separately for quite some time, Grae, McLeod, Herrera, Smyrski and Nieto were all “just friends” for what they call “too long of a time” before they finally got their acts –and this act – together about five years ago. Nieto and Smyrski were experimenting together with a band that ended up fizzling out and Herrera and Grae were fooling around, musically, when the four friends decided to “quit wasting their time” and try playing together. “We finally just all got together and did something,” says Smyrski.. “And it sounded really good. So we decided to keep playing.” For the group, playing was the easy part. Among the many struggles a developing band faces, coming up with the band’s name was one of the hardest things for these guys (and girl, who joined the band about three years ago). “The greatest feat for the band was probably coming up with the name,” says Herrera, of the group’s struggle through names like Frequency League and Code Name Coleco. Adds McLeod, “The thing about a name Photo: Leighton Klassen O is that it’s supposed to be all encompassing. And that’s hard to do.” Whether it encompasses them or not (and they claim that it “sort of does… the whole pop culture, product of the 70’s thing..”), the band can thank a late night at the Pembina Draft House and a routine flashback to disco pop-culture for their current moniker. “We were all at the Pemby getting drunk,” says Nieto. “On of us was like, how about Coleco – like the video game from the ‘70s. And it stuck.” Although their name is quite original, Coleco is not a band that is striving to be known as unique. The group says uniqueness is just being as creative as they can be, and it doesn’t really matter to them if people see them as being different. “We’re not doing this to be different,” says Herrera. “We’re just playing because it’s something that we love. And if we could make a living doing it, then all the better. But it’s not going to be because someone thinks we’re ‘different’.” “It’s hard to say what’s different. We’re just a band trying to do what we love,” says Herrera, adding with a laugh, “We’re a rockmetalcountryjazzthing.” All joking aside, the Coleco sound is a brand of pop rock, with all songs being original and written “in house” by Grae – with the help of his like-minded band-mates. The group credits the writing process as being one of the most dynamic and interesting aspects of the band, thanks primarily to the way songs work themselves out. “When I write, I’m inspired by the song itself,” says Grae. “I’ll bring a riff or something in to practice, and the rest of the song will just flow. Someone will start jamming over it and it will evolve. We all know where we want to go with something, so - when a new song is being worked out - we can all go there together.” The members of Coleco say that a career in music is where they’d all love to be going, but they’re not worrying too much about anything but writing songs and making beautiful music right now. Plans are in the works for a crosscountry summer tour, a second CD, and a mass distribution of Coleco’s first disc to recording labels – but for right now, the band is just worrying about keeping up with what’s gotten them this far and reworking the mistakes they’ve made in the past. “We know what we’ve done wrong with the first album,” says Herrera. “We didn’t know the business side of things, we didn’t know about promotions.” “We’ve played shows to three people and we’ve played shows to 300 people,” says McLeod of the inconsistency of the local music scene. “Then we were like, ‘oh – we don’t have any posters. No wonder there’s nobody here. People just don’t know.” “But we’re not all that concerned,” says Nieto on the topic of success and Coleco’s future. “We’re just going to keep on playing music and making CDs like we do,” says Nieto. “Because at the end it all makes sense.” COLECO MEMBERS: Korbin Grae – vocals and guitar Paula McLeod – keyboard and vocals Brad Smyrski – bass Rick Herrera – guitar and vocals Andres Nieto – drums RECORDINGS: Coleco (available at all Music Trader and Into The Music locations) NEXT SHOW(S): Sat Nov 29 @ The Collective Cabaret Boys Just Wanna Have Fun! B Y D A N E N E G O U L E T hat if I said to you, you would have the opportunity to tune out your mind to your day-to-day problems by opening your mind and ears to some great music? Also what if I said that for less than $15.00 you would be supporting a place that helps save and rebuild lives. Oh yeah one more thing, what if I said to you that it’s not your average show, it’s a great show with a great line up with a unique twist? Are you intrigued yet? Organizer/performer Michael Johnston answered some of my questions and possibly yours. The name of the show is “Boys Play Girls” and it is in support of the KLINIC here in Winnipeg. W Danene Goulet: Is this the first time Boys Play Girls has been done in Winnipeg? Michael Johnston: Yes, The first Boys Play Girls show was in January of 2002, and featured myself along with Greg Keelor (Blue Rodeo), Moe Berg (Pursuit of Happiness), Bob Wiseman, Don Ross, and Andy Maize and Josh Finlayson (The Skydiggers) . I took the concept to my hometown, Peterborough ON, a few months later and had Dave Tough (The Silverhearts) and other local artists per- form. Paul Myers (Mike’s brother) was at the Toronto show, and was so taken by it that he helped to organize a Boys Play Girls concert in Vancouver later that year. Since I arrived to Winnipeg in February I’ve known that I wanted to put an evening together here. It took Cate Friesen, a friend and musician who’s also recently moved from Toronto, to help set the wheels in motion. DG: Why did you choose the KLINIC as the facility to support? MJ: I have several close friends who’ve been victims of sexual abuse, and they’ve all had to deal with that reality on their own. What’s great about Klinic is that they provide “hope and healing” (their mission statement) to not only victims, but partners and families as well. DG: How successful has this project/fundraiser been in the past? MJ: This show was an overwhelming success in Toronto a few years ago – the 220seat venue was sold-out in advance, and there was a lineup around the block on the night of. It was a charmed evening, really. This is actually the first time it’s been set-up as a benefit though. The performers in Toronto ended up having such a fabulous time, that at the end of the night, money was an afterthought. It seems to make more sense to pool money from a variety show like this to support one cause. DG: Is it a struggle to get bands to jump on board for this? MJ: Not at all. Everyone committed almost immediately to this concert. Most musicians jump at any chance to play outside of the little boxes we paint for ourselves. It’s a great thrill and challenge to learn and re-interpret songs written by female writers. Have you ever heard Miles Davis’ cover of “Time After Time”? Women have performed songs written by men since Schubert’s art songs in the 1800s. The Beatles covered Carol King in the 60s, but most of us couldn’t name many other popular instances of men covering women’s tunes. DG: What is the percentage of the money that goes to the charity of choice? MJ: All of the profits will be donated to Klinic. DG: What separates this fundraising event from others out there? MJ: I can’t really speak to that, but I’m very excited to be part of an evening that’s only ever gonna happen once. People can be so indifferent to live music nowadays – it’s much easier to justify NOT going out, since there’s usually a “next time”– but there’s no snooze button for a show like this. This may sound a trite cliché to end this piece but I’m going to say it anyway, it is so great to see artists out there doing something great for the community. With that said, I hope you all will mark Wednesday, Dec. 3 @ 8:00pm on your Calendars. Johnston will be covering the songs of Kate and Anna McGarrigle; James Keelaghan will perform as Sheryl Crow; Novillero takes on the persona of Carol King; Chords of Canada will do their best Cyndi Lauper; The Farrell Brothers will portray The Pretenders; Richard Moody will show us his inner Joni Mitchell; and Old Seed is billed as The Ladies of the 80s. To be sure that you are front and center for this event you can get your tickets at the West End Cultural Center (586 Ellice Ave.), Music Trader in Osborne Village, The Winnipeg Folk Festival music store and Sled Dog Music. Admission is $10 in advance or $12 at the door. the pa g e 1 6 uniter november 27, 2003 l i s t i n g s ON CAMPUS COMMOTION If you have anything you want included in our listings, you have one of five options: 1 - go to www.newwinnipeg.com and fill out the request form 2 - send an email to Julie (that would be me) at uniter-events@newwinnipeg,com 3 - fill out a request form @ the U of W Info Booth THE ROAD TO RABIN SQUARE A Film by Michael Karpin Thurs Nov 27, 7:30pm - 4M31 RAE BRIDGMAN: INVISIBLE CITIES Until Nov 29 - Gallery 1C03 ISLAM AWARENESS WEEK Presented by the U of W Muslim Students Association Mon Nov 24 - Fri Nov 28 Displays next to Riddell Hall, Lectures, Refreshments For more info call 786-9052 or visit www.uwmsa.org MENTORSHIP PROJECT IN WINNIPEG SCHOOLS ESL FORUM Fri Nov 28 - 2M70, 11am-1pm UKRAINIAN RESOURCE & DEVELOPMENT CENTRE AWARDS Info and applications in Awards Office Deadline Nov 30 NOT A LOVE STORY A film about pornography Tues Dec 2, 6-8pm Margaret Laurence Women's Studies Centre U of W BURSARY PROGRAM Applications in Awards Office LATIN AMERICAN STUDENT ENTRANCE SCHOLARSHIP $220.00 Scholarship for 1st year Latin American student Applications in Awards Office GRADUATE AND PROFESSIONAL STUDIES APPLICATION EXPENSES BURSARY Applications in Awards Office SCHOLARSHIP INFORMATION Visit www.scholarshipscanada.com www.millenniumscholarships.ca www.finaid.org www.studentawards.com GRADUATE AND PROFESSIONAL STUDIES APPLICATION EXPENSES BURSARY Info and applications in Awards Office WOMENS OPPORTUNITY AWARD Scholarships available to female head of households attending an undergraduate degree program Info in Awards Office Deadline Dec 15 C o m p i l e d b y SPACE EXPLORATION SCHOLARSHIP Scholarship for NASA's summer research program Applications in Awards Office Deadline Jan 15 J U L I E H 4 - send a fax to 783-7080 5 - stop by and visit me at the Uniter office (ORM14) If you don't have anything you want included and don't feel like sitting inside and watching the snow fall, get off your bumper and go check out one of these fine local events!!! O R B A L , Listings Coordinator DARCIA SENFT & JAMES HICKERSON McNally Robinson Grant Park, 8pm CALEDON Pantages Playhouse, 7:30pm Tix @ Ticketmaster ORGANIZATION OF AMERICAN STATES FELLOWSHIPS For grad study in variety of countries Info in Awards Office Deadline Jan 23 FRED REDEKOP & ALAN POPOWICH McNally Robinson Portage Place, 6:30pm ROUND THE PEG PURSUITS Drama FEELGOOD MTC Warehouse (Rupert & Lily) Tix $10-$36 Thursday November 27 Words ANDREW KAUFMAN Reading of All My Friends Are Superheroes McNally Robinson Grant Park, 7:30pm THE DIARY OF ANNE FRANK MTC Mainstage Tix $19-$60 @ 942-6537 WILLIAM REEVES Launch of Building Antique Model Cars in Wood McNally Robinson Grant Park, 8pm Sounds ADE W/Freshie & M. Zacharias West End Cultural Centre (586 Ellice Ave - 783-6918), 7:30pm Tix $10 @ Quest Musique & Hull's Bookstore CROWNED KING, STEPHEN FRANKE, SAVING SUMMER Pyramid Cabaret (176 Fort St - 957-7777) THE TURNBULL A.C.s, THE QUIFFS Royal Albert Arms (48 Albert - 943-8433) LA GROTTE Le Circle Moliere / Theatre de la Chappelle (825 Satin-Joseph) Tix @ 233-8053 ZADIES SHOES Winnipeg Jewish Theatre (3rd Floor - Portage Place) Tix $20 -$28 @ 942-5483 HIGH AND LONESOME NIGHT at The West End Cultural Centre Saturday, November 29, 2003 Featuring Geoff Berner, Dave Lang, Nathan, The Perpetrators, and other special guests. Special guest MC Times Change(d) President/Janitor, John Scoles And it wouldn‚t be a night at Times Change(d) without the famous rubber chicken toss! All net proceeds from the event will go to help reopen the High and Lonesome Club. Doors 7:15 pm, Show 8 pm Tickets $10 at the door CKUW Campus/Community Radio 95.9 FM Top 10 CDs Nov.16 - Nov.22, 2003 ! = Local content, * = Canadian Content LW 5 TW 1 JOE STRUMMER Streetcore 4 2 * JOEL PLASKETT EMERGENCY Truthfully Truthfully 1 3 Maple Music SHINS Chutes to Narrows 17 Hellcat Sub Pop 4 * KID KOALA Some Of My Best Friends Are DJs Ninja Tune 14 5 * UNICORNS Who Will Cut Our Hair When.. 20 6 THE BOOKS The Lemon of Pink 2 7 ! ALBATROSS 7 8 16 9 ! SHADEZ Note Thee Impossible Independent RCA Slo Coach 10 ! THE WEAKERTHANS Reconstruction Site Drama FEELGOOD MTC Warehouse (Rupert & Lily) Tix $10-$36 THE DIARY OF ANNE FRANK MTC Mainstage Tix $19-$60 @ 942-6537 Tomlab STROKES Room On Fire 6 Alien8 JUNIOR SANCHEZ W/Len & IRS Colosseum (CanadInns Windsor Park) Tix @ 694-7469 Epitaph LA GROTTE Le Circle Moliere / Theatre de la Chappelle (825 Satin-Joseph) Tix @ 233-8053 ZADIES SHOES Winnipeg Jewish Theatre (3rd Floor - Portage Place) Tix $20 -$28 @ 942-5483 Movement RISQUE - FORTIER DANSE CREATION Winnipeg Contemporary Dancers Studio (211 Bannatyne - 452-0229) 8pm Tix $12-$22 @ Ticketmaster Friday November 28 Sounds HIDE YOUR DAUGHTERS, THE DOWN AND OUT Royal Albert Arms (48 Albert - 943-8433) MANITOBA INDEPENDENT SONGWRITERS CIRCLE West End Cultural Centre (586 Ellice - 783-6918) 8pm Tix $5 @ WECC Saturday November 29 Sounds HIGH AND LONESOME NIGHT Feat. Nathan, Dave Lang, Geoff Berner, the Perpetrators Help reopen Time(s) Changed West End Cultural Centre (586 Ellice - 783-6918) GROUNDSWELL Feat. Ivory and Gut Winnipeg Art Gallery (300 Memorial Blvd. - 786-6641), 8pm Tix $8-$15 @ McNally Robinson & door DIMITRI ILLARIONOV Eckhardt Gramatte Hall (University of Winnipeg), 8pm Tix $15-$20 @ 663-9226 SISTER DOROTHY McNally Robinson Grant Park, 8pm Drama FEELGOOD MTC Warehouse (Rupert & Lily) Tix $10-$36 THE DIARY OF ANNE FRANK MTC Mainstage Tix $19-$60 @ 942-6537 LA GROTTE Le Circle Moliere / Theatre de la Chappelle (825 Satin-Joseph) Tix @ 233-8053 ZADIES SHOES Winnipeg Jewish Theatre (3rd Floor - Portage Place) Tix $20 -$28 @ 942-5483 Movement RISQUE - FORTIER DANSE CREATION Winnipeg Contemporary Dancers Studio (211 Bannatyne - 452-0229) 2pm & 8pm Tix $12-$22 @ Ticketmaster & WCD Sunday November 30 Sounds THE HURON CAROLE Centennial Concert Hall, 7:30pm Tix $25-$30 @ Ticketmaster WINNIPEG JAZZ ORCHESTRA Big Band Classics with Fred Stride & Cam Ryga Winnipeg Art Gallery (300 Memorial Blvd. - 786-6641) Tix $12-$18 @ Ticketmaster, WAG, McNally Robinson RICK DERENGER W/ Big Dave McLean Burton Cummings Theatre, 7pm Tix $44 @ Ticketmaster Drama THE DIARY OF ANNE FRANK MTC Mainstage Tix $19-$60 @ 942-6537 LA GROTTE Le Circle Moliere / Theatre de la Chappelle (825 Satin-Joseph) Tix @ 233-8053 ZADIES SHOES Winnipeg Jewish Theatre (3rd Floor - Portage Place) Tix $20 -$28 @ 942-5483 Monday December 1 Words DUNCAN THORNTON Launch of The Star Glass McNally Robinson Grant Park, 7:30pm Drama THE DIARY OF ANNE FRANK MTC Mainstage Tix $19-$60 @ 942-6537 LA GROTTE Le Circle Moliere / Theatre de la Chappelle (825 Satin-Joseph) Tix @ 233-8053 ZADIES SHOES Winnipeg Jewish Theatre (3rd Floor - Portage Place) Tix $20 -$28 @ 942-5483 Tuesday December 2 Words SEASONAL RECITATIONS Feat. David Stubel & Ron Robinson McNally Robinson Grant Park, 7:30pm HELEN WEBBER, MARIE WOOSLEY & DENNIS FAST Presentation of Ice & Belugas McNally Robinson Grant Park, 8pm Drama THE DIARY OF ANNE FRANK MTC Mainstage Tix $19-$60 @ 942-6537 LA GROTTE Le Circle Moliere / Theatre de la Chappelle (825 Satin-Joseph) Tix @ 233-8053 ZADIES SHOES Winnipeg Jewish Theatre (3rd Floor - Portage Place) Tix $20 -$28 @ 942-5483 the november 27, 2003 uniter pa g e 1 7 l i s t i n g s Wednesday December 3 Words KADY MACDONALD DENTON Presentation of I Gave My Mom A Castle McNally Robinson Grant Park 7:30pm Sounds BOYS PLAY GIRLS Benefit for Klinic West End Cultural Centre (586 Ellice Ave - 783-6918), 8pm Tix $10 Drama THE DIARY OF ANNE FRANK MTC Mainstage Tix $19-$60 @ 942-6537 LA GROTTE Le Circle Moliere / Theatre de la Chappelle (825 Satin-Joseph) Tix @ 233-8053 ZADIES SHOES Winnipeg Jewish Theatre (3rd Floor - Portage Place) Tix $20 -$28 @ 942-5483 Thursday December 4 Drama THE DIARY OF ANNE FRANK MTC Mainstage Tix $19-$60 @ 942-6537 LA GROTTE Le Circle Moliere / Theatre de la Chappelle (825 Satin-Joseph) Tix @ 233-8053 ZADIES SHOES Winnipeg Jewish Theatre (3rd Floor - Portage Place) Tix $20 -$28 @ 942-5483 GALLERIES AOUDLA PUDLAT EXHIBIT Adelaide McDermot Galery (318 McDermot - 774-0677) Until Dec 2 SNAPS II PHOTO EXHIBIT Alfa Gallery (510 Portage) Until Dec 7 INTIMATE REFLECTION By Josh Roshon 5 on Third Gallery (3-290 McDermot - 949-0274) Until Nov 29 BLIND SPOT: THE GOTHIC UNCONSCIOUS Gallery One One One (U of M - 474-9322) Until Dec 5 CHRISTMAS EXHIBIT Medea Gallery (132 Osborne - 453-1115) Until Dec 31 BRENT ROE EXHIBITION Plug In ICA (286 McDermot - 943-1043) Until Dec 20 LUTHER POKRANT EXHIBIT Piano Nobile Gallery (Centennial Concert Hall 555 Main - 489-2850) Until Dec 6 JERRY TWOMEY COLLECTION Winnipeg Art Gallery (300 Memorial Blvd. - 786-6641) Gallery 1 Until March STATES OF BECOMING Winnipeg Art Gallery (300 Memorial Blvd. - 786-6641) Galleries 2&3 Until Jan 4 TOM THOMSON Winnipeg Art Gallery (300 Memorial Blvd. - 786-6641 Until Dec 6 DANCING IN THE THIRD AGE By Marya Zajac Main/Access Gallery (121-100 Arthur - 956-2089) Until Dec 20 JANE SIBERRY Coming soon to the W.E.C.C. Saturday December 13 UP IN THA CLUBS BLEACHERS (308 Fort - 942-4010) Sun: Rock Jam Sundays BLUE AGAVE (335 Donald - 943-5538) Thurs: Keep It Thuro feat. Spitz & ICQRI Fri: Grant Paley & Dr P Sat: DJs Joe Silva & Gus Sun: Industry Night w/ DJ Joe Silva & Sherry St Germaine BUFFALO BILLS (826 Regent - 224-1681) Tues: Industry Night w/ DJ Chuck Thurs: Weekly Twist & Shout Party Fri/Sat: DJ Vance Jr Sun: Cruisin the Peg BRAEMAR VILLAGE BAR (349 Wardlaw - 949-7200) Mon: Del Paxton COLOSSEUM (CanadInns Windsor Park 253-2641) Mon: Neon Nights Wed: Popes Hill Fri/Sat: DJs Walker, Shami & Skittlez EMPIRE CABARET (436 Main - 943-3979) Wed: DJ Gus Thurs: Cleopatra Nights MARDI GRAS (CanadInns Garden City 633-0024) Tues/Thurs: DJ Wizzard Wed: DJ Skittlez MIRRORS (1975 Portage - 338-8777) Wed-Sat: Top 40 MONTY'S (2280 Pembina - 261-4808 Wed-Sat: Top 40 PHARAOH'S (CanadInns Windsor Park 474-2582) Wed: Elite Urban Wednesday SAFARI CLUB (CanadInns Transcona 474-2582) Monday Night Football Wed/Fri/Sat: DJ Jess Thurs: DJ Chuck & PWR 97's Wheeler SILVERADO'S (CanadInns Garden City 633-0424) Thurs: Live Country Fri/Sat: 2 Clubs 1 Cover TIJUANA YACHT CLUB (CanadInns Polo Park 775-8791) Mon: Jaret's Juice Jam Thurs: Ladies Night Fri: Lingerie Love Jam Sat: DJ Steve Adams VERTIGO (291 Bannatyne - 943-3979) Thurs: Hip Hop/R&B Fri: Shared Cover w/Empire ZEN LOUNGE (253 Portage - 944-8881) Thurs: Rinsed Drum & Base Fri: 4-7:30pm - Beni. D Quintet Fri night: Platinum Fridays Sat: house/techno LOUNGIN' IT ALLEY CATZ (1824 Pembina - 474-4263) Thurs-Sat: Alley Catz Players CHOCOLATE SHOP (268 Portage - 942-4855) Nightly Karaoke EDDY'S GARAGE (61 Sherbrook - 783-1552) Fr/Sat: DJ Dubez FINN McCUES IRISH PUB (The Forks - 888-6900) Mon: Open Jam Night Wed: Trivia Night Thurs-Sat: Live Celtic Music KINGS HEAD (120 King - 957-7710) Thurs: The Knights of Jam Band Battle w/ Airfoil LATIN GARDEN (500 Portage - 774-8440) Fri: Oscar y su Grupo Sabor RED CACTUS (691 Corydon - 453-4616) Wed: Rack the Cack feat. Swivelhip Thurs-Sat: Live Bands PSAs Youth Employment Services Free employment counseling, job training & postings, resume writing services 330-267 Edmonton St. www.youthemployment services.com the pa g e 1 8 uniter november 27, 2003 s p o r t s Men’s Volleyball November 21 Calgary defeats Wesmen 3-0 (25-19, 25-22, 28-26) November 22 Wesmen def. Calgary 3-2 (21-25, 25-21, 25-18, 18-25, 15-9) Women’s Volleyball November 21 Wesmen def. Simon Fraser 3-1 ( 25-12, 25-16, 21-25, 25-17) November 22 Wesmen def.Simon Fraser 3-0 (25-21,25-9, 25-22) Men’s Basketball November 21 Wesmen 73 Regina 80 November 22 Wesmen 56 Regina 86 Womens Basketball November 21 Wesmen 57 Regina 75 November 22 Wesmen 53 Regina 75 UPCOMING Home November 28 & 29 Men’s Volleyball vs Saskatchewan November 28 & 29 Women’s Volleyball vs Calgary December 27-30 Men’s Basketball Wesmen Classic Tournament Photo: Leighton Klassen Away November 28 Men’s & Women’s Basketball vs Calgary Kristin Brisbois in action, sending over the leather in the third set. November 29 Men’s & Women’s Basketball vs Calgary Brisebois Serves Up Momentous Victory! B Y S H E R I L A M B ristin Brisebois’ positive attitude and quiet leadership on the court helped earn the Wesmen women’s volleyball team two valuable points last Friday night. “B” as she is affectionately called by her teammates led the Wesmen in their best and strongest performance of the season by deafeating the Simon Frasier Clan by a score of 31. “Kristin Brisebois played awesome and she just brought the team with her,” praised third-year Jocelyne Roy, munching on a hot dog after the game. “Tonight it just really felt that everyone brought something different to the court.” On the eve of the anniversary of President John F. Kennedy’s death, the 9th ranked Wesmen knocked off Simon Fraser University Clan (ranked 10th ), in the first of two key matches last weekend. After taking the first set with ease over the perennial slowstarting Clan, the Wesmen fell behind in the second set, until Brisebois served the home team 8 straight points that resulted in a 14-9 lead. The Wesmen went on to win that set, and eventually the match by a score of 3-1 (25-12, 25-16, 21-25, 25-17). “I thought we came out really strong in the first and second set. We had full control of K our game and then in the third set we kind of let down a bit, but we regained it all in the fourth set,” describes Brisebois on her view of the match. After blitzing the Clan in the opening set, the Wesmen looked like they would continue their pattern of relaxing in the second set and letting their opponents back into the match. But it was Brisebois who stepped up to the service line. Down by three to an improving Clan squad, a poised Brisbois calmly served her team into a lead that they wouldn’t relinquish. Up by two sets and looking for the sweep, the Wesmen lost their killer instinct in the third set, letting down their guard and allowing the Clan back into the match. In knowing how important a win this evening was to their season though the Wesmen came out hungry for victory in the fourth set, and not wanting to tempt fate with a fifth, they put away their opponents in a hard-fought match. Coach Diane Scott echoes her third-year middle’s views, “I thought overall we played solid. We had a couple of letdowns and we were a little passive in the third set [allowing] Simon Fraser to control that set more, but overall our play was pretty tight, pretty consistent and probably the best we played as a unit all year.” “B” had a career high 16 kills, leading the team, to go along with 4 stuff blocks as she turned in one of her best performances in a Wesmen jersey. “I thought she had a great match and probably the best one she’s had overall,” a pleased Scott said after the game about “B”, noting that she passed and blocked very well during the evening too. “B” helped keep the team’s spirits up over the past month as the losses piled up and the flu bug made its way through the team. That upbeat attitude carries over to the court, where she combines it with determination and leadership. “She’s got a great attitude on the court. When she steps onto the court she’s ready to play, [doing] what needs to be done, to make our team play better,” the third-year Roy says about her teammate and friend. A humble Brisebois was happy to contribute to her team’s success and hopes she can maintain that consistently in the future. “I would say it’s probably one of the best performances I’ve had in a while. I’m glad I came out as strong as I did and I hope that I can continue,” “B” said, relaxing after the game. An outstanding performance by “B” for sure, but she had lots of help from her teammates who all contributed nicely in the victory. The very reliable and consistent Jocelyne Roy chipped in with 12 kills, while Andrea December 28 Women’s Basketball Toronto Invitational Tournament January 2-4 Women’s Volleyball Toronto Invitational Tournament Wesmen CIS Rankings (As of 11/18/03) Men’s Basketball- Not Ranked Women’s Basketball- #4 Men’s Volleyball- #3 Women’s Volleyball- #8 Charbonneau had 14 kills and 9 digs to go along with a service ace. Aynsley Laluk had 11 kills, while setter Christa Desrochers supplied 54 assists in distributing the ball effectively. “When we have that sort of production out of four of the players on the floor at one time, that’s huge, it allows us to do a lot of different things offensively. You have to credit all of that to Christa Desrochers, she had a great match, distributed the ball well, and made some good choices and set the ball well,” said Scott. Wondering why Kristin is called “B”? The tricky pronunciation of Brisbois is where the nickname “B” sprang out of since certain members of the squad found it difficult to call out to the 6’1” brunette. “It’s hard to say Brisbois,” Scott says easily. To protect the privacy and save them from any embarrassment, the name of the person or persons who came up the nickname won’t be revealed here. the november 27, 2003 uniter pa g e 1 9 s p o r t s BY LEIGHTON KLASSEN s clichéda as it sounds, home is indeed a sweet place to be. There’s no better place to put your face in the pages of a book without being distracted, or to unwind after a ‘hard day at the office’. It’s a place where you can eat at the kitchen table au natural besides the boxers (providing you don’t live with your parents and have cool roommates), and a comforting place to retreat to after your girlfriend just dumped you. But for the Wesmen teams, home means a little bit more than just the ‘fuzzy little things’, it means wins, and when they’re not home, being homesick is only the tip of the ice burg. The teams; yes all of them, have been getting bomb-shelled, axed, steamrolled, and synonyms of the like while on the road, as of late. A snapshot for your album- After pulling off a double digit winning streak, the women’s basketball team got pulverized in both their games in Regina this past weekend. For two top ranked teams in the Canada West, the games were slated to be close match ups but when the smoke cleared, the Wesmen got beat by nearly 20 each round. Earlier this week the women’s volleyball team returned home from Regina, virgins of a victory, and only managed to win one set of the two matches they played. Another ransacking on the road. And what did they do this past weekend at home? A three game sweep in under an hour and a half. The win was suc- A cessful in making Simon Frasier University look like a group of high school volleyball rejects, in yet another game that was slated as a tight match up considering both teams lined up underneath each other in the standings. Same story for the men’s volleyball. They got smoked while on the road two weekends ago, and although they lost their game at home last Friday, they came up strong on Saturday by winning and taking the split. So what is it about Winnipeg that makes it such a winning place for the Wesmen. Is it the cold weather? Probably not, just ask men’s basketball star Mike Gomez who moved here from Los Angeles this past summer- I think he’s had a cold for two straight months now. Is it the pre game music they play before the game at the Wesmen games that the teams are missing? Up until a couple weeks ago, it was the same outdated, washed up, and cheese doused tunes that could probably break glass on even low volumes. So they can no longer use it as un excuse for losses at home (which actually was a valid excuse at the time). Are they missing the stomach-churning stench that radiates from Wesley Coyote that they’ve all grown accustomed to? Who knows. Could be a reason though. Truth is you never know. There is now no accurate explanation that brings reason to the Wesmen’s rampant losses on the road and their stunning success at home. But there does remain one final suggestion that may bring light to the question. They must just really miss the extraordinary performances by our own Coyote cheerleaders. Or not. Photo: Leighton Klassen Home Sweet Home Fact & Fitness B Y S A R A H H A U C H Are you frustrated by the astronomical amount of “get in shape” slogans out there? Don’t know what to believe or where to start? Well, I’m here to let you know the truth about the myths and facts of fitness. As a second year student in the faculty of Physical Activity and Sports Studies, I have the inside info and want to show you just how simple ‘being in shape’ can be. Q: I commonly experience lower back pain. Could exercise be dangerous or create more pain? Is there anything I can do to relieve symptoms and reduce pain? A: More than 85% of people experience back pain at some time in their lives. Lowback pain is the second most common ailment and the second most common reason for absences from work. People may experience pain along any length of the spine (the lumbar area) because it bears the majority of your weight, and therefore is the most common site for pain. Any type of movement that poses excessive stress on the spinal axis may result in pain that can lead to injury. Incorrect posture when standing, sitting, lying down and lifting, all contribute to low-back pain. Practicing proper posture by keeping the spine as a unit will distribute force/stress evenly along the spinal column. Generally, symptoms of back pain go away on their own in a matter of days. You may be able to recover quicker and ease pain and inflammation by first applying cold and follow by applying heat. Apply ice to the area a few times a day. When inflammation and spasm subside, apply a heat treatment (i.e. a hot bath or a heating pad). Changes in everyday posture and behaviour can help prevent and alleviate low-back pain. When resting or sleeping you should lie on your side with your knees and hips bent. Lying on your stomach is not highly recommended, and if you prefer sleeping on your back, it is best to place a pillow under your knees for additional support. While sitting, it is recommended to keep your back slightly rounded and feet on the floor. Knees should rest higher than the hips which may be accomplished with the aid of a footrest. Lifting heavy objects creates a large stress on the back. You must never lift an object with straight legs. The legs should always bend at the knees. While actually lifting, stand up, push with your leg muscles, and keep the object close to the body. Other quick hints include supporting your weight on your heels while standing, avoid standing for prolonged periods of time, and avoid wearing high-heeled shoes. Additionally exercising; especially resistance training, is great for reducing lowback pain by strengthening the back and leg muscles. In tasks such a lifting, a stronger back retains proper posture while stronger leg muscles generate the force to lift the object as apposed to relying on the lower back. I hope this information helps you reduce the symptoms of low back pain. If you would like to ask a fitness question, or comment on anything related to fitness and getting into shape, email Sarah Hauch at sar_endipity@hotmail.com, or leave a message at 786-9497. Stephen Ens delevering on one of his team leading 11 kills Dinos Take Life Out of Wesmen B Y S H E R I L A M B The Wesmen men’s volleyball team disappointed the Duckworth faithful on Friday night, turning in one of their poorest performances of the season in losing to the Calgary Dinos. Unable to build off the momentum from the Wesmen women’s victory earlier in the evening the second ranked men went down to defeat in straight sets to the seventh ranked Dinos. After dropping the first two sets, the men gave a valiant effort in the third, but failed on chances for three set points to extend the match. The Dinos effectively executed the spike, which the Wesmen were unable to defend against, going on to the straight sets victory 3-0 (25-19, 25-22 and 28-26). “We played poorly,” a displeased coach Larry McKay said after the game, unimpressed with his team’s inferior effort on the night. On the positive side of the loss, fifthyear player, Stephan Ens continued to lead the Wesmen with 11 kills and a service ace, while third year Jarrod Small chipped in with 8 kills. Cam Dobie, also in his fifth season with the Wesmen, had 7 kills. the pa g e 2 0 uniter november 27, 2003 s p o r t s ‘Neat And Tidy’- Wesmen Sweep SFU L E I G H T O N K L A S S E N Sports Editor f you didn’t think a game in the early stages of the season wasn’t big, think again. After being diagnosed with a 2 game losing streak and a 5 place slip in the CIS standings, a win at home for the women’s volleyball team was exactly what the doctor ordered to get them back onto a healthy record. And after this past weekend’s performance, it looks like the girls followed their prescriptions by sweeping the Simon Frasier Clan in three straight sets Friday night at the Duckworth Center. “This win was very important to us,” said head coach Diane Scott following the game. “We needed to take the four points this weekend in order to get up on Calgary, and it is always important to win at home,” she said. “It’s been heart-wrenching the last couple of weekends because we haven’t been playing well, and this weekend was definitely a step up, and we’re excited about it,” added 3rd year setter Jocelyne Roy who spoke while sitting on the ground with her leg wrapped in an ice bag- a standard post game procedure. The Wesmen staged a back and forth battle in the 1st set, until the halfway point when an Andrea Charboneau kill was followed by Roy volleying the leather for another point, resulting in a five point lead at 16-13. The Wesmen dialed in their consistency and held their point gap, ending the match with a win at 25-21. An unexpected Wesmen ambush left the Simon Frasier Clan down 14-3 early in the second set, and they kept their barrels ‘a blazing by winning the set by a score of 25-9. Simon Frasier seemed to re-group and attempted to pitch a comeback in the third set by forcing many long-winded rallies, but the Wesmen drew the last card and edged by with a victory of 25-22. The win for the Wesmen snapped a two I Photo: Leighton Klassen game losing streak, but it also put their record back up to the .500 mark, which is something that the team can use as a stepping stone according to Roy. “I mean we weren’t above .500 prior to this weekend, and the wins we had still weren’t us playing our best volleyball, but we are getting better, and I think we’re moving Manon Paquin after she drops a bomb into Simon Frasier territory closer to our potential, and going the right way,” she said. The win/loss deviation may reflect the comparison between wins and losses, but for head coach Diane Scott, points are what really counts considering more are on the line with out of conference teams such as Simon Frasier, in comparison to in-conference when only a single point is up for grabs. “When we lost to U of M and U of Regina, we only lost two points on each time because they are in-conference teams, but this weekend getting four points was critical and can really take some games off of Calgary (the Wesmen’s next opponent),” she said. The Wesmen’s losing steak prior to their win over Simon Frasier was partially attributed to a flu bug that seemed to commune to her team’s locker room, but as Scott points out, the team’s losses verses Regina was still considered to be a session of improvement for the team. “We were ill, the flu was going around on the team, but we were still playing better and it was coming together, and we’re working harder together as a team,” Scott also said a productive week in practice was essential to the team regaining their focus and maintaining consistency; something that is often the determining factor to a win. “We worked a little harder in practice,” she said. “If we control our discipline in our game system, we can compete with anybody in the league, but we have to work together as a unit.” The Wesmen were unquestionably working as a unit in this game where they posted .250 and .219 consecutive Team Attack ratings in the 2nd and 3rd sets. They also nearly doubled their stats in Kills with 34 in comparison to SFU’s 18. Jocelyne Roy lead the Kill department with 11, and also sat at the top of the Total Attack rankings with 29. Third year Aynsley Laluk posted 11 kills, and 26 Total Attack points, and middle, Andrea Charbonneau led the Dig department with 12. The Wesmen will host the #1 team in the CIS, the Calgary Dino’s next weekend at the Duckworth. “We have a week to work on some things, adjust, and improve on some things,” says Scott. Improved Effort Secures Split for Men ou can slash as many tires on the men’s volleyball teams’ bus as you want, but the fact of the matter is they’ll keep on truck’n. After returning from down south in an exhibition match with ‘no profits’ in the win department two weekends ago, the Wesmen took another slap in the face last Friday by dropping their game verses the Dinos. But the rematch Saturday proved to be bitter revenge where the veterans stepped up and drew the curtain over the Dinos, sending them back home to cow town with a big fat loss. “They played amazing tonight! They’re fifth year guys and they led us through every game and they came up big when we needed them to,” said third-year middle blocker Jarrod Small in reference to his teammates Cam Dobie and Stephan Ens performance. Playing in the second consecutive match against the visiting Dinos, the University of Winnipeg Wesmen men’s volleyball squad managed a split of the weekend series by downing their opponents in five sets. After dropping the first set, the Winnipeg team stormed back, taking the next two, but a determined Calgary team forced the deciding final set. Cam Dobie and Stephan Ens both came up with kills at key moments in the deciding set to help secure the victory for the Wesmen and first-year player Ben Schellenberg put the finishing touch on the extinction of the Dinos with the final definitive kill. The Wesmen took the match 3-2 (21-25, 25-21, 25-18, 18-25 and 15-9). While happy with the win, coach Larry McKay feels his team still has a lot to work on in order to perform more consistently in the future. “We transitioned better tonight. We blocked a few balls and we dug and killed balls a little better than we did last Y night,” McKay said, noting his team’s improved defensive play was the difference in Saturday’s win. “We played better defense, that was the difference.” The match opened and closed tight, and was highlighted by many long winded rallies, but the Dino’s proved to have more ammo in their bunker, taking the match at 25-21. The second match opened as a back and forth battle until a Cam Dobie spike sent the leather over the mesh and slated the Wesmen’s first 3 point lead of the game with a score of 24-21. The Wesmen kept on their heels, throwing another ball on the floor of the Dion’s side one more time to take the win 25-21. Another motionless arm wrestle was the case in the third set, but a tight Dino defense left the Wesmen shooting blanks in surrendering a 25-18 loss. An evenly played fourth set was blown open by the Dinos when they served up five consecutive points, turning a 14-12 lead into a 19-12 advantage, cruising to the set win and forcing the decisive fifth set. Stephan Ens paved the way to victory for the Wesmen with 15 kills, 7 digs and 3 service aces, while fellow fifth-year player Cam Dobie countered in with 10 kills and 3 digs. Schellenberg and Small finished the night off with 9 and 11 kills, respectively. Satisfied his team obtained the important conference win, McKay believes there is still lots of room for improvement on his 5-2 squad. Rookie Ben Schellenberg delivering a spike in the 2nd set Photo: Leighton Klassen B Y S H E R I L A M B A N D L E I G H T O N K L A S S E N