Foley, unopposed, wins USGA presidency
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Foley, unopposed, wins USGA presidency
'Karate C h ^ p s at th&PEAC nfTHANGIf Mays, 1998 Page 2 The Student Newspaper at Drexel University Index Ed-Op Datebook Comics Classifieds Entertainment 8 10 11 12 16 Voiurne 73. Number 27 PhtUdflphiA. Pennsyivan^ Copynqht Cl997The fiungle Foley, unopposed, wins USGApresidency Violent In contested races, the winners were Andrew Yeh, Leslie Shea, and Ryan Bailey. A total of 75 students were elected. Ross Snyder TRIANGLE STAFF WRITER The Undergraduate Student Government Association elec tions were held on May 5 to 7. Only three positions were con tested on the ballot, but some last-minute write-in campaigns were staged. This year’s elections featured the highest voter turnout in years, with 542 people, or 9.4 percent of the full-time undergraduate student body, casting their votes. “We are quite happy that there were a lot of people who came out to vote,” USGA elections committee member Tara Jurasek said. Current USGA Vice President for Student Life and Adm in istrative Services Taryn Foley, who was initial ly running un opposed for the position of USGA presi dent, won the race with 274 votes, despite a late challenge by Foley junior Paul Bloom. Bloom received 25 writein votes under the alias of “Jersey Trash,” and 2 votes for “Paul Bloom,” for a total of 27. In the contested races, Ryan M. Bailey won the position of dean of the college of business by getting 43 votes. His opponent Daryn Myers got 33 votes. Leslie Ann Shea won the race for senior class president with 41 votes. Her fellow candidates Zoya Raynes, Lydia D. Spruill, and Paula Bielski got 15, three, and two votes respectively. In the closest race, Andrew Yeh won the position of comp troller with 126 votes. Sam John, Yeh’s opponent and Triangle See Elections on page 2 University City 5K Run Femmesto headline SpringJam Ross Snyder TRIANGLE STAFF WRITER The Campus Activities Board’s annual Spring Jam will be held May 28 to 31, with the theme “Four Daze of Craze.” Besides the usual diverse line-up of live bands, this year’s event will feature some new additions. Violent Femmes will headline the concert, with their show beginning at 10 p.m. on May 30. “It’s difficult to get a decent band for a show this time of year, because of the tours and radio station shows,” said CAB Director of Special Events Jim Maloney. “But we got Violent Femmes, and they put on a hell of a show.” Violent Femmes SeeSpring Jam on page 3 World House unites students Elizabeth To TRIANGLE STAFF WRITER G«or9 « Papayannis The Triangle Runners take the street in the sixth annual University City 5K Run to honor the memory of former Drexel student Nicholas P. Pipino. The event is sponsored by Cavanaugh's Bar where Nick, who was a Sigma Pi fraternity brother, used to bartend. The run provides two $2500 scholarships to Greek members at Drexel. Phillies discuss baseball, and life off the field George Papayannis Ross Snyder TRIANGLE STAFF Now that the Philadelphia Flyers have been eliminated from the playoffs, the only game in town is Phillies baseball. The Triangle had the opportunity to chat with several Phillies person nel on May 4 before their game at the Veterans Stadium as part of College Media Night at the Vet. The Phillies have a young team this year, and were largely unsure of their abilities at the beginning of the year. The team got off to a fast start this season and briefly held the lead in the National League East, but have since slowed down. The Phillies are now hovering just below .500, behind the Atlanta Braves and the New York Mets. The star Phillies franchise player and pitching ace Curt Schilling is the current National League leader in strikeouts. When asked about that, his response was, simply, “I love striking people out, and if I could get 27 outs on 27 strike outs every game, you bet I’d go for it.” Schilling, one of the few Phillies players to make Philadelphia his family’s perma nent residence, cited the quality of the Phillies organization as his SeePhillksonpageS Gtorgc Papayannis The Triangle Members of the media view the Phillies game from the press boxes’ of Veterans Stadium on May 4. Located across from Kelly Hall, at 204 North 34th Street, is the Drexel World House, which opened in September 1997. The house is home to 12 undergradu ates from countries around the world. House director Maggie Olszewska, Drexel’s coordinator of community services and com muter student programs, said, “The [housing plan] was designed with the thought in mind to have international stu dents living together with American students so both sides can benefit from the multicultur al experience.” Moreover, the housing short age makes it a valuable resource, according to Olszewska. The house was previously an aban doned University property that had been boarded for 10 years. The policies in the house are basically the same as living in the residence halls. Quiet hours are enforced and no alcohol or drugs are allowed. House residents do not have organized socials often, although the residents get together for a movie or a pizza party once in a while. Olszewska, who is a native of Poland, explained, “The [house] atmosphere is more intimatie so students interact with each other See World Mouse on page 3 The Triangle • May 8,1998 Univenitf Baseball lackluster, still moves to 5th place TyChow TRIANGLE STAFF WRITER The Drexel baseball team had its two-week hot streak snapped in a disappointing week. After winning seven games in the last two weeks and moving into sixth place out of eight teams in the America East Conference, the Dragons have lost four out of five games since April 29. Drexel lost three key divisional games against Maine and one game against Fairleigh Dickinson. On April 29, Drexel lost a non-divisional game to Fairleigh Dickinson, 9-8. Both teams had great offensive games - 25 hits combined. Although the Dragons jumped out to a two run lead in the sec ond inning, Fairleigh Dickinson scored eight runs in the fourth and fifth innings to take the lead for good. Drexel gave a gallant effort, scoring four runs in their half of the fourth inning and two runs in the last three innings, but their comeback attempt fell one run short. Fairleigh Dickinson pitcher, Chris Potenzone went eight innings giving up five earned runs on nine hits for the win; Drfexel losing pitcher Gregg M ellott pitched four and two thirds innings yielding nine hits and five earned runs. Diego Granados of Fairleigh Dickinson pitched the last out to pick up the save. On May 3, Drexel played their first of two doubleheaders in two days against division rival Maine. In game one, the Dragons lost in extra innings, 15-14. Drexel again participated in an offensive shoot-out. The two teams com bined for 29 runs, 31 hits, and six pitchers. Although the Dragons fell behind six runs in the first three innings, Drexel was able to take the lead with eight runs in the sixth inning. But in the end, the Dragons again lost by one run. In the eleventh inning, Drexel gave up two runs and only scored one run. Drexel starting pitcher and two-time reigning America East R ookie-of-the-W eek, Bruce Boehm had his first sub-par out ing in two weeks. Boehm pitched six innings giving up ten runs, eight earned runs, and 12 hits. Maine pitcher, Jared Cochran pitched the last inning to pick up the win. Notable hitters include Matt Neiber and Jose Jimenez of Drexel and Rex Turner and Kregg Jarvis of Maine. All four sluggers had home runs in the game. In game two, Drexel won their only game of the week. In anoth er offensive game, the Dragons won 9-5. Drexel took a 5-2 lead in the second inning and never trailed in the game. Drexel start ing pitcher, Michael Sheehan pitched five innings giving up only three earned runs on six hits for the win. Maine losing pitcher, Eric O’Brien threw only two innings giving up six hits and five runs. Dragons’ pitcher, Joel Beaton pitched the last third inning to pick up the save. Drexel’s offense was lead by shortstop, Dennis Helkowski, who went 2-for-3 in the game. On May 4, Drexel played their second doubleheader o f two against Maine. The Dragons were swept in this twin set. Drexel lost game one 6-3 and game two 5-3. In both games, Drexel gave up late inning leads in the bottom of the sixth inning. I i East coast karate tourney held at Drexel TRIANGLE NEWS DESK The Drexel Karate Club host ed the 35kth Annual East Coast Shotokan Karate Association Championship at the Physical Education Athletic Center on May 2 and 3. Over i50 adults and 250 chil dren from Maine to Virginia competed in the two-day event. The groups competed as individ uals and teams in both kata and kumite competitions. Kata is a systematically orga nized series of defensive and . After three straight offensive toned games, these two games were competitively pitched. In game one, both pitchers threw complete games. Drexel starting pitcher, Mike Zwanch, who recently broke a Drexel pitching record for strikeouts in a season, went six innings giving up five earned runs on 10 hits in a losing effort. Maine winning pitcher, John Dickinson pitched seven innings with six hits and only two earned runs. In game two, Maine pitcher, Jim Bailin pitched a complete game for the win. Bailin gave up seven hits and two earned runs. Drexel starting pitcher, Dari Nelson pitched five and two thu-ds innings in a losing effort. Although Drexel did not have a successful week, the Dragons did manage to slip into a fifth place and final tournament entry tie with Towson. Drexel’s confer ence record is 9-15 with an over all record of 17-32-1. The Dragons will end their regular season with a pair of doubleheaders at home against America East leading Delaware on May 9 and 10. THETRIANGLE Established 1926 Editorial Editor-in-Chief Anh Dang M anaging Editor Venu Gaddamidi Ed-Op Editor Chris Pu2ak Photo Editor Patrick Boyle Photo Editor George Papayannis Assistant News Editor Michael Thurow Wire Services Editor Bob Rudderow Datebook Editor Jessica Fuhrer Comics Editor Ashishlalati Contributing Editor Daniel Bahar Eminence Grise Patricia O'Brien Editor-at-Large Jonathan Poet A d m in is tra tio n Business M anager Sam John Distribution Manager Ryan La Riviere Classifieds Manager Cyril Addison S ta ffW rittrs TyChow, Matt DiFrarKo, Ross Snyder, Elizabeth To Entw tainm M it W rftan John Pitale Columnists Michael Busier Advtrtising DcsigiMrs Despina Raggousis Cartoonists Chris Cashdollar, James Point Du Jour Production Staff Heather Bellew Business sta ff Eve Nikolova, Lauren Rudderow offensive techniques that is per formed with imaginary oppo nents. Kumite is a sparring com petition between two practition ers. The Drexel men’s team took second place in team kumite and third place in team kata. Harvey Coon, a 1989 Drexel graduate, took second place in individual kumite. Rita LaRue, Drexel’s director of administrative services, fin ished in eighth place in individ ual women’s kata. Contact Inform ation Mail: The Triangle 32nd and Chestnut Streets Philadelphia, PA 19104 Phone: (215)895-2585 to : (215)895-5935 E-mail: triangle-editor@drexel.edu Copyright ©1998 The Triangle. No work herein may be reproduced in any form, in whole or in part, without the written con sent of the Editor-in-Chief. Opinions expressed within are not neces sarily those of The Triangle. The Triangle is published Fridays during the academic year except during examination and vaca tion periods. The Triangle is published biweekly in the summer. The Triangle's only source o f incom e is advertising; funding from the University is not accepted. The Triangle is free to members o f the Drexel community, but distribution is lim it ed to one copy per reader. George Papayinnis The Tnangle Dinilo Occidental, performing his individual kata at the PEAC, won first place in the Junior Advanced Division, ages 15 to 17. George Papayannis The Triangle Team ISKAof Northern Virginia performs in the team kata at the 35th Annual East Coast Shotokan Karate Association Championship held on May 3. Nearly 10 percent vote in USGA elections Eleaions from page J business manager, got 123 votes. Brian Anderson received the most votes of anyone running in this year’s elections, receiving 275 votes. Anderson won the position of vice president for academic affairs and provost. He was running unopposed. The confirmed winners will be sworn in at the end of this term, and will take office at the begin ning of summer term. Another election will be held in the fall to fill freshman posi tions, as well as any still unfilled positions. No write-in candidate infor mation was available at press time, as the USGA must review the qualifications of the write-in candidates before any of them are awarded positions. “We had a landmark year, as far as improving USGA’s image on campus goes,” Foley told The Triangle. “The growth the University is experiencing is pro ducing a negative view on cam pus, and now we heed to turn that around.** When asked about her view of the current Drexel administra Subscriptions may be ordered for $40 for one year; display and classified advertising Inquiries may be placed at the addresses or phone numbers above. tion, Foley said, “They have a lot of things to think about right now - USGA’s job is to make sure that students’ needs are on top of that list.” Regarding improving studentadministration relations, Foley said, “I think what we really need to do is have a more open form of communication between fac ulty and students.” Foley men tioned her desire to improve school spirit throughout the interview. She also identified the houtii^ crisis and liftiiig the ban on court drops in the Main Building at issues which her administration will need to focus on. Addressing the biggest obsta cles she might face in her capaci ty as president, Foley said, “Every student government has obstacles. Until we get in there with the new officers and see what things are like, I really can’t say (what obstacles might exist].” Foley, a pre-junior triple major in international business', marketing, and finance, served as USGA speaker in 1995-96. She is also a member of the Delta Zeta aorority and treasurer of the PanheUenic Society. Colophon Hardwaro The Triangle Is produced using A pple Macintosh and Power Macintosh comput ers. Images are d ig itized w ith a Nikon Coolscan negative scanner and an Apple Color OneScanner. Proofs are printed to a Hewlett-Packard LaserJet 4si MX; final boards are printed to a Hewlett-Packard LaserJet 4MV. Softw art Page layout Is designed using QuarkXPress. Images are prepared for re production using Adobe Photoshop and Ofoto, Text is set In Adobe Minion and Myriad typefaces. o b c fd c T h c T iii^ The Triangle • May 8,1998 University/City CAB plans movie, musiQ Vet trip for Jam RLO sponsors World House Spring Jmn from page / debuted in 1982 with their self titled album that contained quin tessential '80s song "Blister in the Sun.” The three-man group’s unique brand of quirky party rock has been going ever since, in the same vein as groups Talking Heads and They Might Be Giants. Drexel bands Forever 27 and Seven will play earlier in the day, as will local bands Green Eggs and Spam, Sneaky Rats, and Flip Like Wilson. Yolk, a Binghamton, NY quintet, will open for Violent Femmes. Another headline act is being pursued — most likely a rap or hip-hop act — but nothing was confirmed at press time. Spring Jam will kick off on Thursday, May 28, when 97.5 FM WPST will be in the Quad from 12 to 2 p.m. The radio sta tion’s big attraction will be a pro motional game they are currently playing. The player must roll eight dice with letters on them, and if the word “explorer” is rolled, the player wins a Ford Explorer. Chances of winning are approximately one in 1,679,616. Austin Powers, International Man of Mystery will be shown later that night at 9 p.m. in the Quad. The annual outdoor movie showing was moved from Buckley Green to the Quad this year, in order to take advantage of the Quad’s better visual and audio effects, according to Maloney. Free snacks will also be available. A “South Park Sleepover” had been planned for Friday, May 29, but it was cancelled when CAB could not receive permission from Comedy Central to show the cult hit and sometimes offen sive show. Instead, CAB will be sponsoring a trip to Veterans Stadium for a Phillies game, call ing it “A Trip to a Park in South Philly.” Transportation to and from the game will also be pro vided. Information on how to obtain a ticket will be forthcom ing, for what Spring Jam com mittee member Steve Carle called “some kick-ass seats.” The seats Carle is referring to are in section 203 on the left-field line, and 100 tickets are available. The game is against the New York Mets. The music will begin at 3 p.m. on Saturday, May 30, when Green Eggs and Spam takes the stage on Buckley Field. Two stages will be set up on the turf field at 33rd and Arch Street; the main stage will be at the south east corner of the field, while the main stage (which is being spon sored by Music and More) will be set up on the northwest cor ner. The Drexel bands and Sneaky Rats will perform on the side stage, while Ae other bands W orld House from page Elektra CAB'S headliner, Violent Femmes, features Gordon Gano, Brian Ritchie, and Guy Hoffman. The concert is set for May 30 at 10 p.m. will play on the main stage. Music and More will also have a table set up on Buckley Field to sell CDs and other items. The Spring Jam Festival also gets kicked off at 3 p.m. on May 30 and will feature such activities as Laser Tag, a giant joust, and make-your-own candles. Free Tshirts and frisbees will be given out, and free barbecue dinners will be available for all takers. On Sunday, May 31 at noon, W K D U will be putting on an afternoon of electronic music on Buckley Field. This event is not sponsored by CAB. Later on Sunday, at 6 p.m., the first-ever Drexel Talent Showcase will take place in the Armory. Applications to enter the talent show will be available Monday, May 11 at the CAB Office at 1025 MacAlister Hall. Information sessions regarding the show will be held on May 13 in 226 Creese and May 14 in 2020 MacAlister, and attendance at one of the sessions is manda tory for students wishing to enter. “Students can do music, acting, whatever they want,” said Spring Jam committee member Greg Mattox. Students will be judged on their originality, creativity, and level of difficulty. The judges will be a panel of members of various student organizations. The big draw for the show is the prize — a $300 shopping spree at Circuit City. 1 on their own — daily. Besides hanging out with each other and having fun, they can also learn things from each other’s cul tures.” For the purposes of creating a multicultural experience, at least one of the 12 undergraduates will always be American. Currently, there are two Americans living in the house. The other students living in the house now are from Brazil, England, Israel, Jordan, Korea, Mexico, Peru, Poland, Spain, Taiwan, and the United Arab Emirates. Most of the students in the house are students from Drexel’s English Language Center. There is no formal application process to live there. The student is simply inter viewed to see if he would be able to contribute to the program as well as benefit from it. “I think the house is function ing very well. The students respect each other and interact with each other very well. It’s a fun place to be,” Olszewska said. Phillies Curt Schilling, Terry Francona, and Chris Wheeler discuss life in the big league Phillies from page 1 reason for not leaving the team a year or two ago, when he could have gotten more money else where. Schilling fielded questions on all sorts of topics, everything from his opinion of umpires (“We as players have to be nice to the umpires publicly, because like it or not, sometimes they do carry grudges.”) to his tobacco problem (“I ’ve been tobacco-free for seven weeks, and it was by far the hardest thing I ’ve ever had to do in my life, but I ’ve kicked it.”). The manager The next famous person who spoke to the press was 38-yearold Terry Francona, the Phillies manager. Francona registered a 68-94 record in his first season with the Phillies last year, includ ing a 44-33 run after the All-Star break. Francona took some ques tions from the audience, on top ics ranging from Scott Rolen’s current slump (“He’s only 23 years old, he’ll come around.”) to his thoughts on inter-league play (“If the fans like it, if it’s good for baseball, then we can handle it.”). Francona also made it clear that the team’s youth was a big factor in his expectations for the team. “Since we don’t know how good we are, we don’t really set concrete goals,” Francona said. “As cliche as it sounds, we just send them out there and tell them to do their best every game.” The announcer Chris Wheeler, the Phillies’ T V announcer, came out and talked for a bit. Wheeler exuded optimism the entire time and showcased his love for the game of baseball. He also related his personal success story to the audience, all the way from being a kid grow ing up in Delaware County and listening to the Phillies on the radio to getting his big break in the broadcasting booth one charmed night in Montreal in the 1970s. Having achieved his lifelong dream, Wheeler told the crowd, “Don’t ever let someone tell you that you can’t do something.” Additionally, Wheeler shared some anecdotes from his years of working the broadcast booth with Harry Kalas and the late Richie Ashburn. Wheeler mentioned that he loved his job so much that he got divorced over it. George Papiyannis The Triangle Phillies Mark Lewis went O-for-3 against the Rockies on May 4. George Papayannis The Triangle George PapayitMiis The Triangle The Phanatic entertains the crowd between innings. Phillies pitcher Garrett Stephenson lasted only 31/3 innings on May 4 In a losing effort. 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K athleen C aronna, 34, was in a coma fo r alm ost a m o n th after a h u n k o f metal struck her in the head w hen fie rce w in d sent the Cat in the H at b a llo o n careening in to a la m p p o s t as she w atched the parade. The state Supreme C o u rt law suit, w h ich also names the c ity as a defendant, claim s M a c y ’s was careless, reckless and negligent in its o p e r a tio n o f th e N o v . 27 parade and disregarded the dan gers to the public. D e b r is ra in e d o n M rs . C a ro n n a an d o th e r s p e c ta to rs ju s t m o m en ts a fte r she h a nded her baby son to her husband. A t lea st th re e o th e r p e o p le w ere in ju re d b u t n o t as s e rio u s ly as M rs . C a ro n n a , w h o s u ffe re d a fra c tu re d s k u ll, b ra in dam age and im paired vision. M rs , C a ro n n a , a b ro k e ra g e house c o m p lia n c e o ffic e r , has returned hom e fro m the Kessler In stitu te , a re h a b ilita tio n fa c ility in East O ra n g e , N .J ., a n d has c o n tin u e d to u n d e rg o a lm o s t d a ily therapy. In c lu d e d as p la in tiffs in the law suit are M rs. C aro n n a ’s hus band, Ignazio M assim o Caronna, and th e ir son, A lessandro, n o w 13 m onths old. The suit asks $95 m illio n in c o m p e n s a to ry d a m ages fro m a ll o f th e defendants a n d $30 0 m i ll io n in p u n it iv e damages fro m M a cy’s. T h e la w s u it a ls o n a m e s as defendants M a c y ’s p a re n t c o m p a n y , F e d e ra te d D e p a r tm e n t S to re s , th e c i t y ’ s p o lic e a n d tra n sp o rta tio n departm ents, and others, in c lu d in g companies that b u ilt and w ired the lam ppost. R o n n ie T a ffe t, M a c y ’ s v ic e p re s id e n t fo r p u b lic re la tio n s , and D a v id G o ld in , a la w ye r fo r the city, w o u ld n ’t com m ent. National Battle brewingover plannedvisitsto Utanic Sonja Barisic ASSOCIATED PRESS N O R F O L K , Va. — The co m p a n y th a t d ove m o re th a n tw o m ile s to re c o v e r a rtifa c ts fro m the T ita n ic w aded in to fe d e ra l c o u rt M o n d a y to tr y to prevent tourists fro m getting an up-close lo o k at the wreck. RMS T ita n ic Inc. o f New Y o rk C ity asked a federal co u rt to bar D eep O cean E x p e d itio n s fro m c h a rg in g 60 p e o p le $ 3 2 ,5 0 0 apiece to v is it the shipw reck in a subm ersible vessel. Deep Ocean E xpeditions says it already has 45 c u sto m e rs h o p in g to m ake the 2 {-m ile t r ip beneath the N o rth A tlantic. The com pany is seeking a pre lim in a r y in ju n c t io n k e e p in g Deep Ocean Expeditions at least 10 nautical miles fro m the w reck “ fo r any purpose” o r inte rfe rin g w ith a salvage e x p e d itio n RMS plans in A ugust and September. The c o m p a n y also w ants a ban on all photo g ra ph y o f the w reck b y Deep Ocean Expeditions. RMS T ita n ic is especially con c e rn e d because its c u s to m e rs w ou ld videotape and photograph the wreckage. “ T hat dim inishes the value o f the p h o to g ra p h y rig h ts th a t we have,” said M a rk Davis, a lawyer fo r RMS T ita n ic in N o rfo lk . “ It c o u ld e n d a n g e r o u r a b ilit y to continue to savage the w reck in a h isto rica lly and archaeologicaliy responsible m anner.” R M S T it a n ic w o n salvage rights to the ship after recovering c h in a and g o ld c o in s fr o m its wreckage in 1987. I t also h olds photography rights to the wreck. M ik e M c D o w e ll, w h o set up Deep Ocean Expeditions, said he w ill fight the legal challenge. Deep Ocean E xpeditions and RMS T ita n ic b o th plan e xp e d i tio n s in A u g u s t u s in g s u b m e rs ib le s , p re s s u re -re s is ta n t c ra fts la u n c h e d fr o m s h ip s . Submersibles typically hold three p e o p le — a p ilo t a n d tw o observers. RMS T ita n ic is m a k ing the trip to hunt fo r artifacts. T he T ita n ic sank a b o u t 400 miles south o f New foundland on A p ril 15, 1912, after s trik in g an ic e b e rg o n its m a id e n voyage f r o m E n g la n d to N e w Y o rk . M o re th a n 1,500 p e o p le d ie d . T h e w re c k was d is c o v e re d in 1985. In 1995, “ T it a n ic ” d ir e c to r James C am e ro n v is ite d the site u s in g R ussian su bm ersibles to film the ship fo r his m ovie. The subm ersibles le ft de b ris o n the T ita n ic ’s deck. 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M a tth e w s , a fo r m e r W o o d T o w n s h ip ta x c o lle c to r, has heart problem s. H e r tria l was p o s tp o n e d in d e f in it e ly o n M onday, w hen ju r y selection in a jo in t tria l had been scheduled to begin. A u th o ritie s said that fo r seven m onths ending in A p ril 1997, the couple failed to tu rn over p ro p e rty ta x revenues th e y had c o l lected. T h o m a s M a tth e w s ’ la w y e r, R o n a ld M c G la u g h lin o f S tate College, said his c lie n t was p e r fo rm in g M rs. M atthew s’ tax-col-« lector duties w hile she w orked. “ H e’s taking re sp o n sib ility fo r the w hole th in g because he d id the w hole th in g ,” M c G la u g h lin said. 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Wee of ^ phone is higher without actlvation.il Subject to credit approval. See store for details. PREE! W IT H A C T I V A T I O N B K V N M U m R The Triangle • May 8,1998 National Studentsturn to good luckchamisfor helpwithexams Jennifer Jones some heavy-duty overtim e. “ I have an in s p ira tio n a l p ic ture on m y desk (and) wear dark g reen sweat p a n ts a n d a n im a l slippers,” said K athryn M arcotte, a 19 year-old student at Glendale C o m m u n ity College in Arizona. T h e n th e r e ’ s S ara L a n g , a fre s h m a n at th e U n iv e r s ity o f P itts b u rg h at J o h n s to w n , w h o needs an e x tra b a g to h a u l a ro u n d h e r g o o d -lu c k charm s. Lang feels lu c k y w he n she has h e r s ta tu e o f B u d d h a , a g o ld cross, crystals, a special p e n n y and a fa v o rite perfum e h a n d y trin k e ts she o fte n doles o u t to classm ates w h o have fo g o tte n COLLEGE PRESS SERVICE Even though the coffee flowed u n til the wee hours o f the m o rn in g and y o u p o u re d o v e r b o r rowed notes and old tests, that 7 a.m. alarm sets y o u r heart racing. Y o u r p a lm s are sw ea ty and breath heavy — n o t because the test is scheduled to begin in mere m inutes, b u t because you ca n ’t find your lucky pencil. Students re ly on a v a rie ty o f good-luck charms and ritu a ls to h e lp th e m m ake i t th r o u g h exams. W ith finals week h ittin g campuses across the n a tio n , talismen everywhere are p u ttin g in T C h e M B a ir b u t t in g th e ir own. Lang said she also makes it a p o in t to wear a “ k ille r o u tfit” on test days. “ I f you fa il, at least yo u lo o k good,” she said Ben N io le t, a j u n i o r a t th e U n iv e rs ity o f A labam a, said his s tu d y in g r itu a ls in c lu d e n o t studying at all. “ I f y o u ’ re g o in g to fa il a n y way, th e re ’s no p o in t to i t , ” he said. “ A fte r (com ing to that co n clusion), I just pray.” Psychologists say th a t fo r the most part, charms and rituals are harmless. T h e y ty p ic a lly d e v e lo p a fte r E d g e r b n n a n P e r fe c t T im e people associate the presence o f tw o o r more objects w ith a happy outcom e - a special p a ir o f boxer s h o rts a n d a th le tic success (M ichael Jordan reporte dly dons u n d e rw e a r b e a r in g th e U n iv e rs ity o f N o r th C a ro lin a ’s lo g o b e fo re e v e ry gam e he plays.), o r a favorite pen that ty p ic a lly b rings hom e goo d grades in English. “ I f we lo o k a t s o c ie ty at a b ro a d e r level, w e’ll see charm s a nd r itu a ls e v e ry w h e re ,” said Gary H arper, an assistant profes s o r o f p s y c h o lo g y a t D e P a u l U n ive rsity in Chicago. “ I f a bell rings, we do one thing. I f it rings L ast C a ll fo r i5 u m m e r W est C oast $160 (.9od9n $iS7 Hawaii $309 Athens $390 S IB .B S C D S B .S S C A Fares a« 1 /2 »t based on rt purchase, do NOT mUOE TAXES. RESTRICHONS APPtY, SU8JE a TO CHANCE ivcL tis. CU RV B C o m e C lea n \Travel Q EE: CtoMcU ON ta ten n tiM al EAKatiml Eidnaie BtltandmS/SO 3606A C hestnut St. Philadelphia (215)382-03431 again, we m ay do som ething else. “ C ha rm s and ritu a ls h e lp us m a in ta in a fe e lin g o f o rd e r and c o n t r o l, ” he a d d e d . “ T h e y ’ re e s p e c ia lly im p o r t a n t d u r in g times o f high stress - and tests are usually those h ig h -a n x ie ty times w hen students feel m o st o u t o f co n tro l.” B u t as w it h m a n y th in g s in life, the use o f charm s and rituals can be ta k e n to u n h e a lth y extremes. H arpe r said. “ P h y s io lo g ic a l responses — sweaty palm s and ra cin g hearts — can be signs that psychologi cal p ro b le m s have d e v e lo p e d ,” he said. “ W h e n a p e rso n has a pan ic attack o r misses an exam because th e y b e lie v e th e y co u ld n ’t pass w ith o u t having that lu c k y pencil, they are at a p o in t that requires psychological in te r vention. “ A lo t o f peo ple w ith obsess iv e - c o m p u ls iv e d is o r d e r say th e y d o n ’ t even re a lize th e y ’ re d o in g th e th in g s th e y d o ,” he con tinu ed. “ T hey ofte n say they can’t stop themselves.” T h a t is fo r tu n a t e ly n o t the case fo r most college students, he q u ic k ly added. “ I d o n ’ t have a n y ritu a ls o r s u p e r s t it io n s ,” s a id A m a n d a C low er, a 19-year-old student at G len d a le C o m m u n ity C ollege, “ b u t I s h o u ld p r o b a b ly get some.” C am pus C o r re s p o n d e n ts R o b b y M e s s e r o f G le n d a le C o m m u n ity C o lle g e an d Sam K u s ic o f th e U n iv e r s it y o f P itts b u rg h c o n tr ib u te d to th is story. s ie .e s CD C h b r r y P o p p in * D Z o o T a d d ie b S u it R io t Smi« Tm ih MsiaHraM Units S m tU tf. 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Clanfraitl The Triangle • May 8,1998 National ^ - r » Merriam-Websterwill not rearrangedefinitions ofsjurs Trudy Tynan ASSOCIATED PRESS S P R IN G F IE L D , M a s s . — U n d e r pressure to clean up the d e f in it io n o f ra c ia l s lu r s a n d o b scenities, M e rria m -W e b s te r sa id M o n d a y i t w il l r e fo r m a t entries fo r about 200 obscenities a n d “ o ffe n s iv e ” w o r d s in its Collegiate D ictio na ry. H owever the com pany refused to rew rite the w ords’ d e fin itio n s. “ As long as the w o rd is in use it is o u r re sp o n sib ility as d ic tio nary publishers to p u t the w o rd in t o th e d ic t io n a r y , ” s a id Deborah Burns, m a rketin g d ire c t o r f o r M e r r ia m - W e b s te r . “ A d ic tio n a r y is a s c h o la rly re fe r ence, n o t a pohtical to o l.” In response to h u n d re d s o f c o m p la in ts , M e rria m -W e b s te r set up a task fo rc e to c o n s id e r offensive d efinitio n s and w hether to change the p ractice o f lis tin g d e fin itio n s h is to ric a lly , w ith the o ld e s t — a n d o fte n th e m o s t o b je c tio n a b le — uses c o m in g first. M erria m -W e bste r w ill c o n tin ue to list d e finitions th a t way, b u t w ill move notes c a u tio n in g w hen c e rta in usage# are c o n s id e re d offensive to th e fro n t o f the e n try f o r th a t usage, r a t h e r th a n b e h in d i t as th e c o m p a n y c u r re n tly does. A n d such notes w ill be p rin te d in ita lic s , M s. B u rn s said. The changes w ill begin w ith next year’s dictiona ry. T he c o m p a n y n e v e r c o n s id ered the rem oval o f offensive and d e r o g a to r y w o r d s , in c lu d in g ‘‘ nigger,’^ “ queer,” " k ik e ,” “ re d neck” and “ w hite trash,” fro m its a d ult dictionaries. A M ic h ig a n w o m a n w h o th re a te n e d a b o y c o tt o v e r th e w ay d e fin itio n s were o rg a n ize d was unhappy w ith the changes. “ They d id n ’t change a n ) ^ in g . T h e y ju s t s w itc h e d th in g s a r o u n d ,” s a id D e lp h in e A braham o f Y psilanti, M ic h . She w ill co n tin u e her p e titio n d riv e th a t has already co lle cte d m o re than 10,000 signatures. M s. A b ra h a m , w h o re c e n tly expanded her protest to inclu d e th e O x fo r d U n iv e r s it y P ress, wants the publishers to d ro p ref e ren ce s to b la c k s a n d o th e r g ro u p s ta rg e te d b y s lu rs . F o r exam ple, a fte r n o tin g th a t i t is u s u a lly o ffe n s iv e , M e r r ia m W ebster w ill contin u e to lis t the first and earliest use o f “ nigger,” w hich came in to A m e rica n w r it ing around 1700, as “ a bla ck per son.” “ B la c k p e o p le s h o u ld n ’ t be labeled niggers a n y m o re th a n w h ite p e o p le s h o u ld be ca lle d h o n k ie s o r Jews ca lle d k ik e s ,” M s. A b ra h a m said, re fe rrin g to the published d e fin itio n s o f other slurs, “ It p ro m o te s b ig o try and racism. K athryn W illia m s, the curator o f th e M u s e u m o f A fr ik a n A m e ric a n H is t o r y in F lin t, M ic h ., la u n c iie d a se p a ra te p ro te s t d riv e u rg in g M e rria m W e b s te r to re m o v e “ n ig g e r” fro m the dictionary. She d id not im m e d ia te ly re tu rn te le p h o n e calls le ft fo r her at the m useum M onday. Since Ms. A b ra h a m and Ms. W illia m s f ir s t p ro te s te d la s t O ctober, M e rria m -W e b s te r has received m ore than 2,000 co m plaints about its handling o f slurs and obscenities, Ms. Burns said. She said some wanted the words removed fro m the d ictio n a ry and others objected to parts o f a defi n itio n. 3 8 7 -1 2 1 3 jS v ^ t o ii crpizza STAV-RANT 3 8 7 -1 2 6 0 S te a k P iz z a Powelton Pizza &philly cheese steak, what a great combination! la r a e Sn W a s $ |l$ 0 W as N o w $ 7 .5 0 ^ I N o w $ 4 .0 0 M a y S p e c ia ls M a y S p e c ia ls M a y S p e c ia ls Two Small Cheese Pizzas O n e T w o L a rg e F re e C h e e se with the purchase of any $6.95 S m a ll M ust mention coupon when ordering fardelioery Can't be combined with any other offer M usi mention coupon when ordering for delivery Can't be confined with any other offer O ffe r expires 0 5 /2 9 /9 8 j P iz z a s fo r T o p p in g $10.95 Good only after 8:00 p.m. P iz z a 1^ offers expires 0 5 /2 9 /9 8 j Must mention coupon when ordering for delivery Can't be combined with any other offer 1^ O ffe r expires 0 5 /2 9 /9 8 M a k e e v e ry d a y M o t h e r ’s D a y 1 -8 0 0 -C 0 L L E C T j ditorial pinion M ays, 1998 Pages Anh Dang Editor-in-Chief Chris Puzak Ed-Op Editor THETRUNGLE Editorial Board Daniel Bahar Patrick Boyle Venu Gaddamidi Patricia O'Brien Jonathan Poet Contributing Editor Photo Editor Managing Editor Eminence Grise Editor-at-Large Letters to the Editor Future of Greek system looks bright C ris is fo r th e B o a rd Drexel’s housing crisis indicates poor management of the University’s growth and threatens the credibUity of University President Constantine Papadakis. Reports vary, citing between 59 and 500 students for whom the University does not yet have any housing, Hundreds more will live in hotels, tripled dorm rooms, and apart ments far from campus. The crisis extends beyond basic management to an issue of oversight and strategic planning, which should involve the Board o f Trustees. Drexel’s housing crisis should therefore be a major topic of discussion at the meeting of the Board of Trustees on May 13. E ditor: I w ou ld lik e to com m end and th a n k the s o r o r ity w o m e n and fr a t e r n it y m e n h e re a t D re x e l U nive rsity fo r th e ir great attitude and u n d y in g patience. O ver the past couple o f m onths, the Greek system here at D rexel, its policies, its actions, and its m is s io n as a c o m m u n ity were a ll u nder scruti ny. In the b e g in n in g o f a ll th is mayhem m a n y people re a lly d id n o t u n d e rs ta n d th e re a s o n in g behind the decisions being made b y the U niversity, the Panhelenic C o u n c il, o r th e In te r fr a te r n a l A sso cia tio n , yet th e y s till stood be hind us k n o w in g th a t beyond the un certainty there had to be a b rig h te r fu tu re — and they were right. A lthou gh it is unfortuna te that some situations arise w hich h in d e r the liv in g c o m m itm e n t and m issio n o f the G reek m em bers, we have been able to stand strong and p u t fo r th o u r best e ffo rt to overcome any and all stereotypes. N o w m o st o f the tape has been ta k e n d o w n , an d we have been d o ing what we do best — sharing th e c o m m o n b o n d o f b r o th e r h o o d and sisterhood. Last week was G re e k W eek, w h ic h in fact was even u n d e r s c ru tin y , and it was a g re a t tim e f o r e v e ry o n e w h o d id a n y l i t t l e p a r t fr o m w atch ing o r even participating. C o n g ra tu la tio n s to T heta C hi and Phi Sigma Sigma fo r w in n in g the G re e k W e e k c u p and c o n g ra tu la tio n s to everyone else fo r to p -n o tc h sportsm anship. I lo o k fo rw a rd to new and bet te r th in g s fo r the Greeks in the v e ry n e a r fu tu r e a gain. T h a n k yo u to the 800 plus Greeks here th a t have sh o w n me th a t b e in g G reek is a great p riv ile g e . I am glad I d id n o t miss o u t o n it. Brian Connett Interfraternal Association President Information Systems '99 Chris Puzak: Distorting the Medium O u t o f a Ja m Earlier this term , the Campus A ctivities Board promised students a '"South Park Sleepover” as an event for Spring Jam. The idea was good, because — let’s face it — college kids seem to love the sick-humored show on Comedy Central. Of course, it seems that no one at CAB contacted Comedy Central to see if it was OK. After CAB began advertising the event, Com edy Central told CAB that it could not show the programs. Give CAB credit, though. It may have botched the South Park marathon, but CAB was able to turn a mis take into a real event, a trip to a Phillies game at Veterans Stadium. It is a funny play on words — “A Trip to a Park in South Philly” — and a good way to enter tain people. Submission Policy Guest columns, letters to the editor, and artwork may be sent to the attention of the Ed-Op Editor, The Triangle, 32nd and Chestnut Sts., Philadelphia, Pa. 19104. They may also be sent via e-mail to triangi«-cdKor^rexel.edu or delivered in person to 3010 MacAlister Hall. All submissions must include a name and phone number and should include an address and appropriate affiliations such as major, year of graduation, or organizational position. Anonymous submissions will not be published; authors' names will only be withheld under special circumstances. Written pieces should be presented on disk in MacWrite format The deadline for submissions is 5:00 p.m. on Wednesday of the week of publication. The Triangle reserves the right to edit for space, grammar, clarity and content. Taco Bell, Lucent and drug dealing birds are stupid have w ritte n about advertising m any tim es. M y firs t co lu m n fo r The T ria n g le was about a Drexel ad. In this special “ w rite r’s b lo c k ” e d itio n o f D is t o r t in g the M e d iu m advertising is once again th e s u b je c t. A n y o n e w h o is unhappy w ith this is advised to go shoot homeless people o r whatev er it is you people do when you are n o t reading m y colum n. O n ly an id io t could dream up som ething like the Lucent T echnologies com m ercials. I f you haven’t seen them, they consist o f some unseen guy typ in g the ad on a c o m p u te r screen. I d o n ’t kn o w a bout you, b u t Td feel a littie uncom fortable b u ying any th in g fro m some g u y w ho refuses to be seen and o n ly com m unicates th ro u g h the co m p u te r. W h a t does this guy do in his spare tim e, stalk teen-aged g irls in A O L chatroom s? I guess we w ill k n o w fo r c e rta in i f th e c o m p a n y changes th e ir m o tto to “ L u c e n t T e c h n o lo g ie s : A re Y o u W e a rin g Underwear?” A n o th e r stupid ad is the one 1 saw in the subway fo r M o to ro la cellular phones. I f you haven' seen it, it consists o f a p a rro t dressed lik e a d ru g dealer a d ve rtisin g the new c e llu la r phone. In m y m in d , there are tw o types o f d ru g dealers: A : Scarface. T h is d ru g dealer takes the tim e to inve n t cool catch-phrases like “ D o n ’t get h ig h o ff y o u r ow n supply” and when the chips are dow n, he gives the people w hat they w ant b y snorting a k ilo o f cocaine and d yin g in a hail o f bullets. B; Slappy, The Incom petent Dope Pusher. T his is the guy w ho sells M etam ucil as “ something that w ill make you hig h e r than a kite. A n d regular to o .” I f Congress ever gets around to authorizing a needleexchange p ro g ra m , th is g u y is g o in g to be selling them to people \ ^ o need a fix o f K o o l-A id o r w ant ■ to f ilm an e p is o d e o f K id s I n j e c t the D a r n d e s t T h in g s ! T h is g u y gives dealers everyw here a bad name. A n yw a y, lam e slogans lik e “ G et on the p o in t w ith the pre-pay jo in t” and “ W o rd ! Take it fro m the b ird !” surround this b ird . T his is obviou sly n o t a d ru g dealer w ith any sense o f style, and therefore cannot be trusted. A n d i f you can’t tru st y o u r local d ru g - dealing fo w l fo r a steady supply o f cocaine, yo u ce rta in ly can’t tru st them to sell cellular phones. Speaking o f anim als, I can’t stand that dog Taco Bell has haw king th e ir fo o d these days. 1 d o n ’t care h o w cute an an im a l is, I am n o t goin g to b u y the s w ill served at T aco B ell and passed o f f as fo o d . U n fo rtu n a te ly, people seem to be easily swayed by this ad cam paign, and are b u y in g p le n ty o f M e x im elts and M ad C ow Disease Surprise. I ju s t w o rry th a t the Drexel cafeteria is g oing to catch on to this tactic: A n n o u n c e r: W e ’ve a ske d o u r spokesm an H a r r y the H a p p y R a t to speak on b e h a lf o f the D re x e l cafe teria: H a r r y : A t Drexel, we d o n 't ju s t p ro v id e y o u w ith sub standard food. We place a p re m iu m on f ill in g y o u f u l l o f t h a t y u m m y E. C o li v iru s . G e t r i d o f t h a t a n n o y in g digestive tra c t b y e a tin g a t D r e x .. . A h h h ! ” (sou nd ^ H a r r y ' s th r o a t be in g cut) A n n o u n c e r : S o rry f o lk s , H a r r y 's needed a t the entree bar: H a r ry : V iv a . .. G o rjita s !" ( H a r r y dies) I personally fin d advertising annoying because it treats the audience lik e id io ts and it seems ineffec tive. A n d I am especially bothered b y the fact that the Lucent Technologies gu y keeps leaving d ir ty mes sages on m y answering m achine. Chris Punk isa pre-junior majoring in information systems. Opinion The Triangle • May 8,1998 Daniel Bahar: The Truth About Cats and Dogs Future alumni should consider donating to Drexel had th e c h a n c e to attend a lun ch e o n at D r e x e l’ s a lu m n i weekend, “ Blue and Gold D a y s ,” on M ay 2. A p p r o x im a te ly 350 a lu m n i a tte n d e d th e weekend’s biggest event, the P re s id e n t’ s d in n e r, a c c o rd in g to th e O ffic e o f A lu m n i Relations. A t th e lu n c h e o n , A s s o c ia te V ic e P re s id e n t f o r A lu m n i R e la tio n s C a ro l Fitzgerald to ld students that the U nive rsity looks fo rw a rd to w elco m in g all o f us in to the D rexel a lu m n i fa m ily after we g ra d u ate. D rexel has a p p ro x im a te ly 71,000 liv ing alum ni. M a n y s e n io rs id e n t if y “ j o i n in g th e a lu m n i f a m ily ” w it h th e o n s la u g h t o f requests fo r m oney fro m the O ffice o f the A n n u a l F u n d . D u r in g th e lu n c h e o n , I talked w ith several seniors about w hether o r n o t th e y p la n to c o n trib u te m o n e y to Drexel, These se n io rs said “ n o .” T h e y m ig h t g iv e m o n e y to s p e c ific p ro g ra m s a n d scholarships, they to ld me, b u t they do n o t ■ in te n d to give m oney to D rexel’ s general funds because they do not feel that Drexel, as a whole, has treated them well. T h e ir com m ents are echoed b y m any students. Students often feel a strong con n e ctio n w ith th e ir fra te rn ity , s o ro rity , o r student organization, b u t do not feel co m m itte d to the U n iv e rs ity itse lf. Students and adm inistrators often attribute this dis sociation to the fragm entation o f student life , w hich is due in great part to the onagain, off-again calendar fo r students who participate in the co-op program . Students and faculty continue to discuss the “ Drexel shaft,” an abstract term th a t is used gener a lly to describe students’ fru s tra tio n w ith U n ive rsity bureaucracy. I feel differently. I f I ever make enough m oney to contribute to anyone, I probably w ill c o n trib u te to D rexel. Perhaps this is s u rp ris in g , since I have o b v io u s ly spent m a n y h o u rs w r it in g c o lu m n s th a t are somewhat c ritic a l o f the D rexel establish m ent. There is, o f course, an a rb itra ry nature to being an alum nus o f a p a rticu la r school. M a n y D re xe l students c o u ld ju s t as w ell have attended Lehigh, Carnegie M ellon, o r even the U niversity o f C incinnati. So, w hy give m o n e y o n ly to Drexel? F or me, m y c o m m itm e n t is not because Drexel is the place where I was educated. It is because Drexel is the place where I grew up. I have been lucky at Drexel to have the chance to be involved in m any a ctivitie s that deal w ith the entire campus, like the U n d e rg ra d u a te S tu d e n t G o v e rn m e n t Association, the Campus A ctivities Board, and T he T ria n g le . I have also had the o p p o r t u n it y to m eet som e o f D re x e l’ s m ost dedicated alum ni, like George Ross, fo r m e r c h a irm a n o f D re x e l’s B o a rd o f T ru s te e s , a nd C h u c k P e n n o n i, fo r m e r Drexel CEO and cu rren t chairm an o f the Board o f Trustees. These people and these student orga ni zations have given me the chance to devel op an interest in D rexel th a t I w o u ld n o t have h a d i f m y o n ly k n o w le d g e o f th e a d m in istra tio n was m y contact w ith OSIR, financial aid, and the co m p tro lle r’s office. T h e y have show n me D re xe l at its v e ry best. But I also have seen Drexel at its worst. I have seen friends in the a d m in istration get fired. I have seen fo rm e r President Breslin G e t in s id e th e : attacked p u b lic ly and then forced to resign by people he used to count as his friends. I have had fo u r adm inistrators yell at me in th e ir office fo r an h o u r because they did not like m y newspaper colum n. A nd I have seen student life at D rexel deemphasized significantly over the past three years. I recognize, however, that p olitics and b u re a u cra cy exist in a il large o rg a n iza tio n s , and I d o n o t h o ld these events against the U niversity itself. Every univer sity w ill always have problems. Every university w ill always have people w ho create problems. But every university also w ill have people to fix them. So, I w ill c o n trib u te to D rexel fo r the very same reason that m any other students w ill n o t c o n tr ib u te — because D re x e l U niversity is n o t perfect. Because students’ e x p e rie n c e h e re can be b e tte r. A n d because s u p p o rtin g the school — w hile staying invo lve d — seems to be the best w ay to ensure th a t stud ents w ho attend Drexel in the fu tu re w ill have the very best experience possible. Daniel Bahar is a senior majoring in International area studies. mind/ SOUL°^ R /3 SAP Labs Inc. is a point of origin for the most functionally complet«» busin eu application software on the planet. And we've designed our woricplace to be equally remarkable. For the mind, a culture replete with original thinkers, serious challenges and some of the highest credentials in the indusbry. For the body, amenities that go beyond simple comfort and sustenance. (Gourmet chefs, ergonomic facilities and oak-sbidded hills are part of the package.) And for the soul, the freedom to shape one's o«m career in an organization thafs flat and adaptive. It’s an approach so holistic, some may consider it idyllic. Still, no one can dispute the results. 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Call 972-7600 for information. 3 and 8p at the Annenberg Center, 3680 W alnut Street. Tickets from $18. Call 898-6791 for information. the Drexel Players. 8p in Mandell Theater, Tickets $6 for Drexel Students. Call 895ARTS for information. • The Chapel Choir of Men and Boys presents its Annual Spring Conctrt. Washington Memorial Chapel, Route 23 in Valley Forge National Historic Park. Call (610) 783-0120 for times and admission fees. Monday 9 ▲ Drexel Crew competes in the Dad Vail Regatta on the Schuylkill River. 12n-5p. A Drexel Baseball vs. Delaware, double-header. 12n at Drexel Athletic Field, 43rd Street and Powelton Avenue. I l l Tuesday ▲ Drexel University Sailing Team meeting. 6;30p in 3024 MacAlister Hall. ernment Association meet ing. 7p in 2021 MacAlister Hall. A The 2nd Annual African Awareness Gala fe a tu rin g African music, dance, a fashion show, food and more, spon sored by the Drexel African Students Association. Admis sion $7. A Into The Woods presented by the Drexel Players. 8p in Mandell Theater. Tickets $6 for Drexel students. Call 895-ARTS for information. 12 I Wednesday AHiilel Deli Lunch. 12n-2p in The Psychic Life of Savages. 232 Creese Student Center. Cost $3. All meals kosher. * Student Show Discussion. 12:15p at th e M useum o f Am erican A rt, Broad and Cherry Streets. Student admis sion $4.95. • The Tuesday Night Square Dance Guild's monthly dance, • Lingua Americana: Two American Masters of Diaiogue in Dialogue, a conversa with the Run of the Mill String Band and caller Pete LeBerge. 7:30-10:15p. St. Mary's Parish Hall, 3916 Locust Walk. Admis sion $5. tion with Suzan-Lorl Parks and Am y Freed. 7p at the Wilma T heater, Broad and Spruce Streets. Admission free, reser vations recom m ended. Call 546-7824 for resen/ations. • Mother's Day A Drexel Baseball vs. Delaware, double-header. 12n at Drexel Athletic Field, 43rd Street and Powelton Avenue. • The Philadelphia Phillies vs. the Arizona Diamondbacks. l:3 5 p at Veteran's Stadium Broad Street and Pattison Avenue. Call 463-1000 for tick et information. • W alnut Street Theater pre views Blood Brothers. 2p and 7p at 9th and Walnut Streets. Tickets from $8. Call 574-3550 extension 4 for ticket informa tion. 13 I Thursday • The Wilma Theater Presents 7:30p at Broad and Spruce Streets. Tickets from $20. Call 546-7824 for tickets. A Undergraduate Student Gov The Dance Theater of Harlem. A Graphic Design Alumni Show Reception. 5-7p in the Design Arts Gallery, Nesbitt Hall. * Nothin' But Dance Night. 58:45p at the Philadelphia Mu seum of Art, Benjamin Franklin Parkway and 26th Street. Free after museum admission. Call 763-8100 for information. 14 I • The Free Library o f Philadel phia presents Writer Edna O'Brien in an interview w ith WHYY's Marty Moss-Coane. 8p in the M ontgom ery A uditor ium at th e C entral Library, 1901 Vine Street. Tickets $9. Call 596-9700 for tickets. • Karen Bamonte Dance Works presents Red/Blue: Shift and Landscape of Love. 8p in the Packard B uilding, 15th and Chestnut Streets (southeast corner). Tickets $10 for stu dents. Call 243-0260 for reser vations and information. • Theater Rumpus previews the lesbian comedy The Well of Horniness. 7p in the Adrienne Theater's second stage, 2030 Sansom Street, second floor. Tickets $8 for students. Call 563-4330 for reservations. A Flick: Good Will Hunting. 8p in N esbitt Hall's Stein Audi torium. Admission $2. A Into The Woods presented by the Drexel Players. 8p in Mandel! Theater. Tickets $6 for Orexel S tudents. Call 895ARTS for information. Friday A Flick: Sphere. 7p, 9:30p, and 12m in N esbitt Hall's Stein Auditorium. Admission $2. * The International Business Communicators presents a breakfast panel. 8:30a at the D iam ond Club, 1913 N orth Broad Street. Admission $20 fo r non-m em bers, includes buffet. Call (609) 424-5342 for reservations, 627-4222 for information. * Independent Theater. 8p at the Brick Playhouse, 623 South Street. Tickets are $10 minus the roll o f a die and include dessert. Call 592-1 183 for information. DMebook subm issions may b e d ro p p e d off at The Triangle, 3010 MacAlister Hall. W G O T O I T H I .Y e t h c s , ; -5(00 E V E R E S T .E . O P E N E E ^ anS the m v h o n m b n t - F riday, SATURDAY MAY 16^11 1 10 AM BUCKLEY GREEN m 1 5 1 ± l ; a t a vD LLnsm MULTIPLE SCLEROSIS SOCIETY REDUCE, REUSE, RECYCLE. . . ONCE I S N O T ENOUGH. $10 PER PERSON MINIMUM 3 MAN TO ENTER CALL 222-8694 M e e t W i ll D e G r o u t: G ov* T u rn R idge*s e a m p a ig n d ire c to r hofited by T h e D r e x e l R c B n b llc a iis m m m n i l # 6 :0 0 P M M o n d ay, Feb. Pr«i(ideiit*'ji O f fle e . M a in B u ild in g st90j85y@post.drexel.edu for more infonnation Class of 1998 Senior inFormal CockTail Party ♦ ♦ ♦ ♦ ♦ ♦ ♦ ♦ WHEN: Thursday, May 28th, 6pm - 10pm WHERE: At, Baja Beach Club, Delaware Avenue. COST: $30 per person DRESS: Dressy casual attire /JVCLC/Dm* Food & drink TICKETS: LAST DAY to buy tickets. May 14th, Pick up tickets from Sylvia in the alumni office (3rd floor n ^ ) OR contact Tom Murphy (243-2223 and murphy@drexel.edu) for the next ticket sale location EXTRAS: Bus service provided from campus at 5:30 & gratuity not in cluded NEXT TICKET SALES: Mon & Thurs (May 11 & 14) at Quad, l-2pm Gtmics The Triangle • May8,1998 11 CROSSWrORD 1— CO O DTc 7— 3— 30 31 65 56 01998 Tribune Media Servlcef, Inc 1— 11 ,0 12 13 14 IHElAJr 17 20 A 29 36 38 « 50 54 32 36 n .0 ^ fopr^f K A VAiTf <»p cetH • ^ M Ww. H^CK IS IH? ^>NP (?i/Aiir/ (A|/$\C X MIIKIO^ ^ S o a rty . 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Apartments Sublets Roommates For Sale Wanted Text Books Services Help Wanted Lost & Found Announcements Personals Placing Classifieds The deadline for placing a classified ad is 5:00 p.m. on the Tuesday before the ad's publication date. Apartments Apartments Apartments Sublets Powelton Ave, 3 BDR, 2 bath, bi-level apt, W/D, In private house, $925+ utils. Call 387-7278. 34th & Baring, 1, 2 and 3 BDR apts. Beautifully maintained building. Lovely street. Excellent secu rity. Laundry, All will be repainted for new ten ants. All have AC units, mini blinds, w/w carpet ing, $465/1 bdr, S695/2 bdr, $995/3 bdr. Rent includes heat. 2 garages avail @$70. One year leases beginning Sept 1,1998.215-947-9380. 39th and Baring. 4 BDR house, 2 car garages, 2 baths. All appliances, deck, atrium parking. $1000/mon + utils. 662-1000 38th and Hamilton Ave., 3 BDR, 2 bath, central air, sunny & bright, all appliances, deck, storage, new renovations. $930/mon + utils. 662-1000 3200 Hamilton Ave., One BDR bi-level. First level: dining, living area, inlaid wood floor, fire place, D/W, kitchenette. Second level: bedroom + tile bath. W/D avail. $675 includes heat. 3866722.3841 Hamilton Ave., one BDR, 1st fir rear, $400+utils. Avail now. 2nd fl, $435+ utils. Avail June 1st. W/D on premises. Franklin Investment Realty 215-3827368. 3408 Spring Garden St. 1 BDR, living room, kitchen, bath. Renovated 1997. Carpeted, New appliances, 3rd floor. Security Avail Sept. $525 Call 386-6722. Lrg two BDR apt, close to campus. Sunny, hard wood floors, Laundry facilities. $1000 includes all utils. Call 610-527-7809_____________________ 3509 Baring St., spacious one BDR, plus den, laun dry facilities, sunny, H/W floors. $630 includes heat and hot water. 610-527-7809x3717 Lancaster Ave., 1st fir, yard, fireplace, bi-level, W/D on premises, 1 1/2 bath. $840+ utils. Avail Sept 1st. Franklin Investment Realty 215-382-7368. 434 N 34th St. Studio apt -2nd floor front. Beautiful studio. Built in armor, vp grad kitchen tile bath. Free W/D. Avail Sept 15th. $430. includes heat. 386-6722. 3408 Spring Garden St., Two BDR apartmentHuge apt w /larg e kitchen, living room, bath+powder room. Inexpensive gas, heat. W/D avail free. Yard privileges. Avail June or later. $625+. Also another 2 BDR same, newly rehabbed building. Avail Sept 1. Bi-level. $595. Call 386-6722 3622 Baring St.,Studio apt.- In owners quiet home. Perfect for one person. Heat included. Large bath room. Upgraded cooking area. Avail July 1st. $440 includes heat. Call 386-6722. 3406 Spring Garden St., Two BDR apt- First floor rear. Inexpensive gas, heat. W/D free. Yard privi leges, Avail July 1st or later. $575+ Call 386-6722. Very large two BDR apt. Close to campus. Sunny, hardwood floors. Laundry facilites $1,000 includes all utils. Call (610)527-7809.__________________ 3509 Baring St, Spacious one BDR, plus den, laun dry facilities, sunny, hardw ood floors. $630 includes heat & hot water. Call (610)527-7809. 3312 Hamilton St., Efficiencies, one and two Bedrooms from $299/mo and up. Heat, gas, hot water incl. All apts have walk-in closets, lots of windows, walking distacce to Drexel. 349-9429 34th and Powelton. Clean & affordable. 1st fir, 1 BDR in a 3-bedroom apt, walk-in closet. $260/mo. Utilities share with 2 other persons. Available 6/15 or earlier, email balutan@drexel.edu. 410 N 32nd St, sublet summer term, 1-4 BDRS. W/D, 2 full baths, kitchen, dining rm, TV rm. Call Mike@ 387-1875___________________________ 33rd and Powelton, 2 BDRS avail for summer. Partially furnished, W/W carpet, central air, W/D, DW, fridge. Avail June 15 to Sept 15. Rent is $745+ utils. Contact Aniket or Vijay at 215-3873678 or email vijay.sharma@drexel.edu Sublet near Upper Darby, near bus station and shopping center. From 7/1 to 9/30. $400/mon + elec. Contact 610-499-3601(day) or 610-2845632(eve). 36th and Powelton Ave, Lrg, sunny, 1 Irg. BDR apt. Living room, kit,, tile bath .. Clean, excellent secu rity, on site laundry. Heat, hot water included, S475+, Avail imm,CalU 13-2004 3717 Lancaster, 2 SDRS. 2nd fl. nice bi-level with W/D on prennises, deck. Very sunny. $650+ utils. Avail Sept 1st, Franklin Investment Realty 215382-7368.________________________________ 35th and Pearl. Large studio avail in private home. Cable & on sight laundry. Avail immediately. Call Lindy at 386-2848, Email st95n387@drexel.edu EXTRA INCOME FOR ‘98 EarnSSOO-S1000vwelilystutlingenvelopes. For (Mails-RUSH)1.00withSASEto: Group Fin 6547 Acadtmy Blvd., Dtpl.N ColoradoSprings COS091S Forms are available outside The Triangle office at 3010 MacAlister Hall. They must be completed in full and writing should be legible. If there are no copies of the classified form available, write your ad on a full sheet of paper. You must include your name, organi zation, phone number and address. If you are a Drexel student, include your student number. Always make note of the date the ad was placed, and the section in which you wish the ad to appear. Be sure to sign your name. In Person Place forms in the slot outside The Triangle office. Mall The Triangle Attn: Classifieds Manager 32nd & Chestnut Streets Philadelphia, PA 19104 Fax (215) 895-5935 If your ad is a paid ad, a copy of the check or money order should be faxed and the original should be mailed or dropped off in person. Mays, 1998 L o n d o n .......................... $ 4 9 6 I V l a a r t d .......................... $ 8 9 3 Attefls.............*.*$800 P a r i s ................................ $ 5 8 4 C 0 p e n h a g e n * .™ * $ 2 l8 F r a n k f u r t ..................... $ 5 5 4 HL^l [■ n ^T . ('MiKMpriill «a Indude tax ...... .SUatettft dWitt, some lesWctlons apply: . STATRAVEL... THE WORLD’S LARGEST STUDENT (2 1 5 ) 3 S 2 -2 9 2 8 STA TRAVEL 3730 Walnut Street TRAVa ORGANIZATION. BOOK YOUR w w w . s Clean, affordable apts located close to Drexel campus. Heat and Hot water paid, small pets wel come, Call 610-664-7779 or fax 610-664-3538 We’ve been there. TI CKET T R A ONLI NE V E L . AT C O M Sublets 3517 Lancaster Ave. RM needed to share 2 BDR apt. Nice, clean, large. W/W, carpeting, washing machine, A/C. Avail immediately $375 + 1/2 utili ties (about $30-summer, $45 (in winter). The Courts studio, apt. w/w carpet, w/d in apt., central air/heat, walk in closet, sep. kitchen, avail. July 1-end Sept. $585/mo. call becke 387-3806 3312 Arch Street 1st floor (Across from Calhoun Hall) 3 BDRS, 2 Baths, Dishwasher, W/D on premises. $1200/month, includes water. Avail July 1St or Mid June. Call 387-2554 and leave mssg. 36th and Lancaster, 1 bedroom apt available June 15th,$423/month includes heat, hot water.Call Stephanie at 215-222-5158, leavea messg. 1 BR in a newly rehabbed building at 3408 Spring Garden. Available June 15. $460/month. Call 386-2439 or email st93vcpc@drexel.edu 3613 Baring. Large two room studio available beginning summer term. $415/month, heat and hot water incl. Good neighborhood, beautiful building. Please call (215)222-2654. U .C .A . R e a lt y G r o u p - Great Places at Great Prices E-mail If you are a Drexel student, you can E-mail your ad to the classifieds manager at triangle-classifieds@ drexel.edu. Include the information outlined above. Costs & Limits D n x e l Advertisers Cost: Free. Normal ad rates apply for personal businesses and apart ments. Limits: 2 classified ads per person per issue, with a 40 word maximum for each. Personals have a 25 word maximum. Ads may be edited. CHESTNUT HALL APARTMENTS ASTOR APARTMENTS 3900 Chestnut Street 39th and Sansom The Premiere A p a rtm en t Building In U niversity City The A ffordable off C am pus A lternative All Utilities Included Air Conditioning 24 Hour Front Desk Laundry Facilities Variety of Floor Plans Many with Scenic Views Efficiencies from $316 One Bedroom from $420 Two Bedrooms from $627 Cable Ready Laundry Facilities Secure Entrance Roommates 3901 Baring, Central air, gas heat, dishwasher, W/D, w/w carpet, intercom, security system. Block from police station and hospital. 5 min bike ride to Drexel, $185/mon + deposit of $225, Call 2430374____________________________________ Great opportunity to practice your English with a high school teacher and an American family. Private h o m e on Drexel cam pus, 34th and Powelton, 4 blocks to Penn, furnished, access to kitchen, patio, washer, dyer, semi-private bath $300. includes all utilities. Avail imme. 386-4293, 23rd & Parish Sts, Drexel student to share apt near Art Museum, Drexel, and Center City. Own large bedroom. Fully furnished apt. Washer & dryer. Deck. Friendly neighborhood Street park ing available. $250/month + utilities. Available June 1st, 823-2568 or st%e75d@drexel,edu For Sale Motorcycle FA. 1990 Suzuki Katana 750, bik/silver, 14K miles, many extras, mint cond., asking $3000, negotiable. Helmet & jacket also available. Please leave your # on Dan's pager @ (215) 415-0795, or email st9438t5@drexel.edu. Must Sell, Intel 233MMX System w/32MB SDRAM, 4,3GB HD, 4MB SVGA (2 months) Without modem/moni. Ask for $750, Email st96el00@drexel ,edu 7300/180 PC Compatible Power Macintosh. 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SnintPCS' ntertainment Page 16 Mays, 1998 THE TRIANGLE Listento some real punk rockfor a change Sick of it all? Try the flavorings of some oldschool artists, rather than their decendants. Chris Puzak th a t P o iso n Idea can get th e ir p o in t across w ith o u t b o m b a rd ing the listen e r w ith a 200 m ile per h o u r b u rs t o f speed. Some lis te n e rs m a y re c o g n iz e the e x c e lle n t s o n g “ T h e B a d g e ,” w hich was covered by Pantera on The C row soundtrack. STREETWALKIN'CHEETAH I f you are like me, you fin d it e xtre m e ly a n n o y in g th a t bands like Green Day and O ffsp rin g are passed o ff as punk, w hile some o f the true classics o f the genre are ignored. W hile it is not m y area o f expertise, I th o u g h t it w o u ld n ice to o ffe r som e o f m y o w n p u n k rock recom m endations, i f o n ly to serve as respite fro m the s w ill th a t M T V trie s to shove dow n o ur throats. D.R.I Dirty Rotten Imbeciles P o is o n I d e a Agnostic Front Cause For Alarm/Victim In Pain Poison Idea F ttI The Darkness Poison Idea album s are hard to c o m e b y. So I was p r e t ty h appy to fin d this classic album b y one th e best ban d s to ever emerge fro m the West Coast. T h is a lbum is a d e fin ite p ro gression fr o m th e ir e a rly days, w ith the songs being longer than the short, speedy tunes fo u n d on th e ir debut Pick Y o u r K in g . S t ill, songs lik e “ P la s tic B o m b ” and "D e a th o f an Id io t B lues” prove th a t even th o u g h th e b a n d has b e c p m e a l i t t l e m o re a d e p t at w r it in g m u s ic , th e y have lo s t n o n e o f th e ir intensity o r conviction. A ltho ugh a lo t o f the alb u m is fille d w ith extrem ely fast songs, slow er num bers lik e “ A la n ’s on F ire ” and the title tra c k p ro v e O f all the h a rd co re bands to come o u t o f New Y o rk, I w ou ld have to say that Agnostic F ront is probably m y favorite. T his com p ila tio n o f th e ir first tw o albums is especially nice, as it co n ta in s m o s t o f t h e ir cla s s ic s in o n e place. T h e fir s t a lb u m o n th e d isc Cause f o r A la r m is chock fu ll o f speedy m e ta llic riffs courtesy o f g u ita ris t V in n ie Stigm a and the d is tin c tiv e s h o u tin g o f v o c a lis t R o g e r M ir e t . A g n o s tic F r o n t classics lik e "T h e E lim in a t o r ” and “ T o x ic Shock” are evidence o f w h y th is b a n d is so h ig h ly regarded. T he second a lb u m V ic t im in P a in is n o t quite as polished, b u t n o less intense. S ta n d o u t songs o n th is a lb u m in c lu d e th e title track, “ U n ite d and S trong” and “ Power.” I f you are a fan o f hard core, then you owe it to yourself to bu y this album . W hile I personally th in k their latest album F u ll Speed A h e a d is the best w o rk they’ve ever done, that doesn’t mean D .R .I.’s excel le n t d e b u t a lb u m is n ’ t w o r th buying. The band manages to cram 28 songs o n to a 26 m in u te album , an d n o t a s e c o n d is w a s te d . A lthough the theme o f the music is lim ite d to tw o to p ic s : “ life s u c k s ” and “ th e g o v e rn m e n t sucks,” D.R.I. manages to create m em orable songs, despite th e ir brevity. Songs lik e “ I D o n ’ t N eed Society” and “ Couch Slouch” are su re to m a ke a n y p u n k fa n happy. The Exploited Oeatfr Before Dishonour I picked this album up in the bargain b in fo r five bucks. I was e xp e ctin g a lo u s y a lb u m , b u t I was delighted to fin d that this is Discharge Advertising campaign ▲ ▲▲▲A Godzilla: The Movie You can't escape the ads, even if you try Once in a while, I find nnyself among the majority. Even when that means being tricked into believing the hype, I won't complain. Godzilla returns on May 20, as the ads have bombarded us since New Year's Eve. I was hesitant to embrace the giant beast, but the hype has gotten to me. The teasing theatrical trailers, the excessive billboards on public transit, and the incredibly tacky punch line, "Size Does Matter," add up to a "must-see" event for my summer. The movie itself probably sucks, but it should make a good topic of conversation, which is worth the price of admission. Anh "Size Queen"Dang Hear Nothing, See Nothing, Say Nothing R ig h t o f f the b a t, le t me say these g uys are n o t th e m o s t accom p lished m u sicia n s in the w o rld . T he songs a ll co n sist o f sloppy three chord melodies w ith a couple o f ly rics repeated over and over. S till, D is c h a rg e m anages to overcom e th e ir m u sica l lim ita tions and create some incre d ib ly pow erful p u n k songs. D it tie s lik e “ P ro te s t an d Survive” and “ The P ossibility o f L ife ’s D e s tru c tio n ” p u m m e l the listener w ith th e ir a n ti-w a r and a n ti-g o v e rn m e n t message. A ll the songs are v e ry fast, heavy, and sincere. A lth o u g h th is b a n d has sp a w n e d c o u n tle s s im it a to r s , none o f them manage to do i t as w ell as the originals. Food ▲▲▲A A Pita Your food won't fall out Pita bread rocks! It has a convenient pocket that people can stuff with whatever things please their sick little minds. Even small items such as olives, onions, or hot peppers snugly fit and won't fall out. It is so strong it can hold up to the five-inch thickness of turkey slices or other edible objects inside. 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The Exploited have crafted yet a n o th e r excel lent showcase fo r th e ir anarchist p o litic s and th e ir love o f p u n k rock. Quickies I lU CA l C C jn n O H http://www.redmeat.com Ever since Gary Larson stopped doing r/?eFar Side, I have been looking for a suitable replacement for Mr. Larson's wonderful works of art. I believe I have found it in Max Cannon's Red Meat comics. Now, I can just go to www.redmeat. com for my weekly dosage of alcoholic milkmen, dead kittens, burn victims, and psychotic lunatics. If they could somehow put South Street on the Web, I would never have to leave my room to look at freaks again. Chris l/\/ellDoneyuzak Im a g in e this* a m ile - w id e asteroid is on the verge o f co llid in g w ith E a rth in a m a tte r o f days. The asteroid w o u ld w ipe o u t all life on Earth. W h a t w o u ld y o u do in th a t s itu a tio n . Stop a tte n d in g y o u r 8:30 economics class? Q u it your b u r g e r - f lip p in g jo b at M c D o n a ld ’ s? Steal so m e o n e ’ s car an d ru n o f f to C a lifo riT ia ? O r w o u ld y o u ju s t p re te n d e ve ry th in g is n o rm a l a nd c o n tin u e y o u r d a ily routine? • A p a rt fro m being just another “ a s te ro id h it t in g th e e a r th ” movie. Deep Im p a ct tests hum an nature and em otions — as each ind ivid u a l struggles in the face o f e x tin c tio n to fin d w hat m atters most to h im o r her. A com et is on course to c o l lide w ith Earth, and people must cope w ith the fact th a t they w ill d ie . T h e P re s id e n t (M o rg a n Freeman) has devised a plan to keep as m a n y h u m a n s a live as possible. S c ie n tis ts h a ve b u il t g ia n t caves big enough to h o ld a m il lio n people, and the governm ent is going to have a lo tte ry to p ick 800,000 p e o p le to liv e in th e caves along w ith 200,000 scien tists, artists, and doctors. The film basically shows three characters w ho m u st deal w ith the news th a t a c o m e t is o n a deadly co llisio n course w ith the E a rth . Leo B e id e rm a n ( E lija h W o o d ) w h o c o -d is c o v e rs th e comet, discovers that his love fo r a y o u n g g ir l in th e face o f the tragedy is a force stronge r than the w inds o f tim e. Jenny Lerner (Tea Leoni) comes closer to her dad as a result o f this im pend ing See Stardust on page 14 Paramount Pictures/DreamWorks Pictures Philadelphia Weekly — Your number one source for phone sex ads.