The Poop Deck - Camp Shankitunk

The Poop Deck
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Superlatives
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Gossip & Short Story
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Cabin Writing
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Embarrassing Moments
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Poetry
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Interviews
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Interviews Cont.
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Horoscopes
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Crossword
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Comic
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Staff Page
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Superlatives
By: Archer
Best Hair
JIMMY & KANYE
Best smile
JOSH & MARION
Sportiest
TOMMY & KAT
Funniest
JASPER & MIA
Loudest
JC & ASHLEY
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Gossip
By: Elise and Aurora
1. People are hiding candy in bunks
2. Counselors have one free night a week
3. The people in cabin 9 sneak out at night
4. Kate sneaks out to join her bird cult
5. Ashley goes with her vampire friends to the cemetery at night
6. The people in cabin 16 are ghost busters
7. The people in 14 are ghost
8. There are no trolls around Shankitunk
Short Story
By: Rhys
Once when I was six years old, I fell out of
a big tree. I fell about fifteen to twenty feet
down. My cousin was with me when I climbed
the tree, but sadly wasn’t there to witness my
fall. When I hit the ground I sprained my wrist.
I took it like a champion and dealt with it.
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Cabin Writing
By: Desmond
Turtle – Cabin 12
Alex Posner will be in pain at 10:01 – Cabin 12
Goat – Cabin 11
I like eggs – Cabin 6
The ropes course girl is real – Cabin 14
Don’t sleep here – Cabin 6
Don’t be a wet blanket – Cabin 12
Soccer rocks – Cabin 12
Salty juicy hotdogs – Cabin 12
Pickle on a stick – Cabin 12
Hi – Cabin 12
Skittle – Cabin 12
Cheesecake – Cabin 12
Hi Bob – Cabin 12
Ahh … the power of cheese – Cabin 6
The broccoli was blanched to perfection – Cabin 6
Beware of gum – Cabin 6
I love eggs – Cabin 6
….mew…. – Cabin 6
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Embarrassing Moments
By: Sibyla & Kayleigh
1) Once in 3rd grade I was sitting with my crush at the lunch table
and was eating a ranch wrap. Everything was going great, I made
some jokes, was being silly with my lunch, but then the end of
lunch rolled around. I started not feeling so good and knew I was
definitely going to be sick. A few seconds later I threw up all the
way across the table, and all over him. What can I say, I’m quite
the catch.
-Chickadee China the Chinese Chicken
2) One time I was in NYC and I was about to cross the street. I
was standing at the crosswalk and people started to cross, so of
course I went along too. Then next thing I know I’m alone in the
middle of the street and a taxi almost hits me! So I took the walk
of shame back to the sidewalk and waited to cross while everyone
just glared at me, I was so embarrassed.
-Prince Robot IV
3) Alright, so I was at Taco Bell and I went up and ordered my
food. When the cashier would usually ask for my name, he instead
said, “Wait, Jack right? I follow you on Instagram! I’ll just put that
name down for your order.” I proceeded to look super uncomfortable and quickly shuffled away with my Mexican food. I didn’t follow him back.
-Jackery
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Poetry
By: Georgia
Let’s go back into nature
Back into the earth
Back into the stones and soil
Curl up inside a seed
Curl up and sleep
Curl up and wait ‘til you’re planted
Then burst forth and amaze everybody with your flowers
Red and blue and purple and gold
Breathe in and breathe out
Flowers must wither
Just find another seed
Curl up and wrap yourself in a blanket of earth
And sleep until awakened
Until ready to bloom
Ready to bloom
Breathe in and breathe out, do you
remember how?
Remember how?
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Interview with Becca
By: Henry
Favorite movie? Die Hard
Least favorite movie? Frozen
Favorite TV Show ? The Walking Dead
Least Favorite TV Show? Keeping up with The Kardashians
Favorite Disney Movie? All of them except for Frozen
Least Favorite Disney Movie? Frozen
If the sky wasn’t blue what color would you want it to be? Yellow
Favorite Camp Song? The Canoe Song
Least Favorite Camp Song? Yogi Bear
Interview with Klara
By: Portia
What is your favorite color? Purple
What is your favorite animal? Red Pandas
What is your favorite camp song? Rise & Shine
How long have you been here? 8 years.
Do you have siblings? No.
What is your favorite Disney movie? Big Hero 6
What annoys you most? Door slamming.
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Interview with Kanye
By: Sophie
Do you have siblings?
Yes I have a brother and a sister.
Do you play an instrument?
I play Guitar, Recorder, Trumpet and Piano.
How old were you when you first came to camp?
12
What is your favorite color?
Tie-Dye
Why did you become a counselor?
I adore camp more than I love poop (I love nothing more than
camp and poop).
What do you enjoy most about this job?
It doesn’t feel like a job.
What is your favorite camp song?
Green Grass Grows.
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Horoscopes
By: Sienna
Taurus – In the middle of an essay your computer will crash.
Aries - If you wear pink glasses on the 1 of August you will become fabulous.
Gemini – If you give a cold prickly in the next two months you will encounter a
wild bear.
Aquarius – You will faint like a goat during vespers.
Scorpio – You will be spiked out of the king’s square in foursquare.
Libra – On Saturdays you will sleep in unless, you have a cat.
Pisces – You will accidentally spike a little kid out in foursquare……you monster.
Leo – You will become rich off a donkey named Jim.
Virgo – You will become scared of deer after a weird experience…….good luck.
Cancer – You will get annoyed by a friend named Stephanie.
Capricorn- You will fall in love with a dog.
Sagittarius – You will find a Mew in Pokémon Go .
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